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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2022-05-01T23:32:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2022-05-15T23:33:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2022-05-09T23:33:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | May 16, 2022 |
Number of captions | 7960 |
Number of responses | 760341 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | We're hoping to see more of him as the season goes on! | 1.9094 | 0.01555 | 2495 | 876 | 968 | 650 |
1 | It was even weirder when he was on the swim team. | 1.8740 | 0.01558 | 2770 | 1127 | 865 | 778 |
2 | He’s the kind of talent you rarely see. | 1.8660 | 0.01556 | 2493 | 941 | 945 | 607 |
3 | When we signed the contract with his agent, I thought he said, "invincible." | 1.8420 | 0.01744 | 2101 | 863 | 707 | 531 |
4 | You’re right. Without that uniform he’s nothing. | 1.8313 | 0.01860 | 1784 | 726 | 633 | 425 |
5 | Wait until you see the arm on this kid. | 1.8296 | 0.01867 | 1737 | 699 | 635 | 403 |
6 | How did they find this guy? | 1.8286 | 0.01525 | 2683 | 1106 | 931 | 646 |
7 | He's nothing without the uniform. | 1.8186 | 0.01877 | 1753 | 729 | 613 | 411 |
8 | He's got no skin in the game. | 1.8093 | 0.01578 | 2507 | 1067 | 851 | 589 |
9 | On the plus side, he's very hard for pitchers to read. | 1.8071 | 0.01801 | 1778 | 717 | 687 | 374 |
10 | He says his folks come to every game, but I haven’t seen ‘em yet. | 1.7983 | 0.01566 | 2489 | 1061 | 869 | 559 |
11 | We DID draft him sight unseen" | 1.7925 | 0.01543 | 2472 | 1037 | 911 | 524 |
12 | He's our best player, but he'll never be the face of the franchise. | 1.7871 | 0.01878 | 1696 | 726 | 605 | 365 |
13 | Players like him are a vanishing breed' | 1.7859 | 0.01561 | 2396 | 1011 | 887 | 495 |
14 | He doesn't have any skin in the game. | 1.7746 | 0.01944 | 1593 | 699 | 554 | 340 |
15 | I don’t know what the scouts saw in this kid. | 1.7708 | 0.02130 | 1261 | 538 | 474 | 249 |
16 | No one will know who’s on first. | 1.7652 | 0.01764 | 1925 | 855 | 667 | 403 |
17 | He tends to fade at the end of the season. | 1.7633 | 0.03583 | 452 | 197 | 165 | 90 |
18 | I still think it’s a bigger deal that she’s the first woman. | 1.7617 | 0.01850 | 1855 | 862 | 573 | 420 |
19 | Our scouts did a great job finding this guy | 1.7581 | 0.02136 | 1228 | 528 | 469 | 231 |
20 | Team owner values transparency above all else. | 1.7554 | 0.01871 | 1652 | 729 | 598 | 325 |
21 | They say he's got potential but I just don't see it. | 1.7488 | 0.01831 | 1624 | 697 | 638 | 289 |
22 | He's working remotely. | 1.7485 | 0.02158 | 1312 | 607 | 428 | 277 |
23 | He was a no-show at spring training, too. | 1.7452 | 0.01748 | 1888 | 846 | 677 | 365 |
24 | It can get awkward in the showers but he's a great hitter. | 1.7282 | 0.01817 | 1718 | 784 | 617 | 317 |
25 | They signed him, but didn't get his image rights. | 1.7255 | 0.01898 | 1603 | 743 | 557 | 303 |
26 | Abbott and Costello would've loved this. | 1.7214 | 0.02448 | 1030 | 501 | 315 | 214 |
27 | He may need more time to develop. | 1.7207 | 0.01777 | 1987 | 978 | 586 | 423 |
28 | Sometimes I just get the feeling Davis isn't all there. | 1.7194 | 0.01867 | 1561 | 705 | 589 | 267 |
29 | Really, I don't see what anyone sees in him either. | 1.7191 | 0.01878 | 1559 | 709 | 579 | 271 |
30 | Old players never die; they just fade away. | 1.7162 | 0.01846 | 1674 | 782 | 585 | 307 |
31 | It’s like he came out of nowhere. | 1.7157 | 0.02359 | 1034 | 486 | 356 | 192 |
32 | Frankly, I just don't see him playing baseball. | 1.7128 | 0.01879 | 1581 | 733 | 569 | 279 |
33 | You don't notice him until he puts on the uniform. | 1.7065 | 0.01931 | 1465 | 678 | 539 | 248 |
34 | He's great but some games he just doesn't show up. | 1.7062 | 0.01837 | 1552 | 701 | 606 | 245 |
35 | That tattoo remover did a heckuva job | 1.7046 | 0.01968 | 1530 | 746 | 490 | 294 |
36 | He can steal home like nobody you've never seen. | 1.7009 | 0.02295 | 1070 | 509 | 372 | 189 |
37 | Joke's on them--they think she's a guy! | 1.7000 | 0.02016 | 1430 | 694 | 471 | 265 |
38 | This game can take a lot out of you. | 1.6971 | 0.02066 | 1261 | 588 | 467 | 206 |
39 | This season he’s working from Home. | 1.6899 | 0.02188 | 1219 | 603 | 391 | 225 |
40 | He's broken the last color barrier in baseball. | 1.6844 | 0.02404 | 1052 | 538 | 308 | 206 |
41 | Can you believe he came out of nowhere? | 1.6777 | 0.02347 | 1086 | 556 | 324 | 206 |
42 | He doesn’t look like much but he sure can hit. | 1.6732 | 0.02293 | 1022 | 496 | 364 | 162 |
43 | You sure don't see talent like this everyday. | 1.6727 | 0.02328 | 941 | 444 | 361 | 136 |
44 | You don’t see hitters like him anymore. | 1.6691 | 0.02609 | 816 | 406 | 274 | 136 |
45 | He’s unlike any player I’ve ever seen | 1.6637 | 0.02566 | 797 | 388 | 289 | 120 |
46 | When he's not batting, we send him out naked to steal the other team's signs. | 1.6603 | 0.02640 | 839 | 436 | 252 | 151 |
47 | We're looking for someone who can fill in. | 1.6595 | 0.02575 | 837 | 423 | 276 | 138 |
48 | His pronouns are Who/ Where | 1.6594 | 0.02678 | 913 | 507 | 210 | 196 |
49 | You just don’t see players like him these days. | 1.6571 | 0.02656 | 840 | 442 | 244 | 154 |
50 | He used to be so solid. | 1.6562 | 0.02720 | 832 | 448 | 222 | 162 |
51 | Joe just sold his image rights. | 1.6545 | 0.02751 | 770 | 403 | 230 | 137 |
52 | Nobody has ever seen this guy play before! | 1.6532 | 0.02671 | 770 | 391 | 255 | 124 |
53 | I don't understand what everyone else sees in him. | 1.6489 | 0.02737 | 732 | 374 | 241 | 117 |
54 | Well they said he plays like no one they’ve ever seen. | 1.6481 | 0.02859 | 719 | 382 | 206 | 128 |
55 | We got him sight unseen. Apparently he's got the record for most steals. | 1.6475 | 0.02733 | 678 | 333 | 251 | 94 |
56 | This kids arm is outta sight! | 1.6472 | 0.02718 | 703 | 350 | 251 | 102 |
57 | They drafted him sight unseen. | 1.6452 | 0.02731 | 744 | 385 | 238 | 121 |
58 | No, I said let's make him invincible. | 1.6441 | 0.02852 | 767 | 424 | 192 | 151 |
59 | He has yet to make his first plate appearance. | 1.6439 | 0.02705 | 688 | 339 | 255 | 94 |
60 | There goes nothing. | 1.6435 | 0.02973 | 690 | 377 | 182 | 131 |
61 | It took us a while to find him. | 1.6421 | 0.02805 | 718 | 377 | 221 | 120 |
62 | That's the player to be named later. | 1.6408 | 0.02946 | 682 | 368 | 191 | 123 |
63 | I could have sworn his agent said "invincible". | 1.6373 | 0.03033 | 692 | 391 | 161 | 139 |
64 | He started strong but has been fading all season. | 1.6365 | 0.02887 | 685 | 365 | 204 | 116 |
65 | He was drafted sight unseen. | 1.6361 | 0.02996 | 654 | 354 | 184 | 116 |
66 | He left it all on the field. | 1.6349 | 0.02988 | 619 | 325 | 195 | 99 |
67 | It's the only way we could get her on the team. | 1.6345 | 0.03117 | 643 | 361 | 156 | 126 |
68 | Now they’ll never know who’s on first. | 1.6319 | 0.03053 | 652 | 362 | 168 | 122 |
69 | Once he gets on, he'll remove his clothes and steal all the bases. | 1.6309 | 0.03008 | 596 | 311 | 194 | 91 |
70 | I don't think you understand fantasy baseball. | 1.6304 | 0.02965 | 644 | 345 | 192 | 107 |
71 | And best of all, they’ll never see him coming! | 1.6304 | 0.02972 | 598 | 309 | 201 | 88 |
72 | Now that’s the kind of player you don’t see everyday.” | 1.6304 | 0.02904 | 652 | 344 | 205 | 103 |
73 | How did you find this guy? | 1.6284 | 0.03006 | 592 | 309 | 194 | 89 |
74 | No one saw this kid coming. | 1.6277 | 0.03093 | 607 | 331 | 171 | 105 |
75 | He's harder to tag when he slides head first. | 1.6254 | 0.03121 | 558 | 295 | 177 | 86 |
76 | They will never see him coming | 1.6248 | 0.03047 | 573 | 300 | 188 | 85 |
77 | Why can't you see what I see in this kid? | 1.6237 | 0.03103 | 574 | 307 | 176 | 91 |
78 | And they say the uniform doesn't make the man. | 1.6222 | 0.02930 | 630 | 334 | 200 | 96 |
79 | It's only a matter of time before the whole team wants to work virtually. | 1.6192 | 0.03267 | 562 | 316 | 144 | 102 |
80 | SPF 400 is going to be a game-changer | 1.6166 | 0.03150 | 519 | 271 | 176 | 72 |
81 | I thought you said the new guy was invincible. | 1.6159 | 0.03207 | 565 | 314 | 154 | 97 |
82 | He came to the team from the Angels." | 1.6140 | 0.03239 | 513 | 275 | 161 | 77 |
83 | He's the son of two trans parents | 1.6138 | 0.03733 | 435 | 247 | 107 | 80 |
84 | No, he is not invisible, just working remotely, like everybody else. | 1.6137 | 0.03333 | 497 | 270 | 149 | 78 |
85 | We still need to fill the position | 1.6127 | 0.03091 | 550 | 292 | 179 | 79 |
86 | He just came out of nowhere. | 1.6118 | 0.03549 | 425 | 228 | 134 | 63 |
87 | Decent hitter, but he’s got no arm. | 1.6109 | 0.03184 | 532 | 287 | 165 | 80 |
88 | Personally, I don't know what the scouts see in this guy. | 1.6089 | 0.03217 | 496 | 262 | 166 | 68 |
89 | No, seriously -- who's on first? | 1.6079 | 0.03193 | 556 | 309 | 156 | 91 |
90 | This is when they start chanting, "no batter, no batter. | 1.6079 | 0.03263 | 482 | 255 | 161 | 66 |
91 | I'm betting we're gonna see a no-hitter today | 1.6071 | 0.03349 | 476 | 256 | 149 | 70 |
92 | We brought him over from my fantasy league." | 1.6071 | 0.03399 | 481 | 265 | 140 | 76 |
93 | First time seeing a no-hitter? | 1.6066 | 0.03344 | 516 | 292 | 135 | 87 |
94 | I don’t know how our scouts found this guy! | 1.6059 | 0.03248 | 510 | 277 | 157 | 76 |
95 | The pitchers never see him coming. | 1.6051 | 0.03120 | 509 | 266 | 178 | 65 |
96 | Well it looks like he's out. | 1.6047 | 0.03290 | 511 | 282 | 149 | 80 |
97 | They really will have no idea who's on first. | 1.6045 | 0.03331 | 536 | 307 | 134 | 95 |
98 | Trust me, Joe, there's more to him than meets the eye. | 1.6044 | 0.03539 | 455 | 255 | 125 | 75 |
99 | ...And now you don't. | 1.6028 | 0.03458 | 433 | 232 | 141 | 60 |
100 | I don’t see him playing today. | 1.6026 | 0.03300 | 463 | 245 | 157 | 61 |
101 | Not sure which pronoun to use. | 1.6017 | 0.03669 | 462 | 272 | 102 | 88 |
102 | He just can't seem to find himself. | 1.6009 | 0.03486 | 441 | 241 | 135 | 65 |
103 | I don't see what you see in him. | 1.6004 | 0.03314 | 488 | 267 | 149 | 72 |
104 | It's kinda weird in the showers. | 1.5965 | 0.03552 | 456 | 260 | 120 | 76 |
105 | I thought all the empty suits were in the front office | 1.5942 | 0.03501 | 451 | 253 | 128 | 70 |
106 | Just wait till they find out his name is Who" | 1.5931 | 0.03732 | 435 | 256 | 100 | 79 |
107 | You know,he started his career as a ghost runner. | 1.5927 | 0.03445 | 410 | 217 | 143 | 50 |
108 | Management signed him sight unseen. | 1.5921 | 0.03657 | 429 | 246 | 112 | 71 |
109 | I’m telling you, he always disappears in the playoffs. | 1.5916 | 0.03303 | 453 | 242 | 154 | 57 |
110 | I don’t know what anyone sees in him. | 1.5907 | 0.03561 | 430 | 241 | 124 | 65 |
111 | He can hit, but he's nothing to look at. | 1.5906 | 0.03763 | 403 | 231 | 106 | 66 |
112 | We call him 'The Unnatural.' | 1.5898 | 0.03485 | 412 | 222 | 137 | 53 |
113 | We pay him in bitcoin. | 1.5888 | 0.03695 | 394 | 220 | 116 | 58 |
114 | He's working from home today | 1.5885 | 0.03720 | 418 | 242 | 106 | 70 |
115 | Where everyone else saw nothing, I saw potential. | 1.5872 | 0.03621 | 407 | 227 | 121 | 59 |
116 | If this works for Butch the whole team wants to go remote. | 1.5867 | 0.03622 | 450 | 264 | 108 | 78 |
117 | We got him from the Angels. | 1.5865 | 0.03577 | 416 | 232 | 124 | 60 |
118 | He seems a bit detached. | 1.5861 | 0.03433 | 418 | 225 | 141 | 52 |
119 | In the minors,he played naked and set the record for stolen bases. | 1.5848 | 0.03411 | 460 | 258 | 135 | 67 |
120 | It’s part of the league’s effort to be more transparent. | 1.5848 | 0.03738 | 407 | 235 | 106 | 66 |
121 | I just don't know what people see in this kid." | 1.5846 | 0.03673 | 390 | 217 | 118 | 55 |
122 | It's pretty obvious, Roger just doesn't have any skin in this game. | 1.5839 | 0.03443 | 471 | 270 | 127 | 74 |
123 | There is more to him than meets the eye! | 1.5837 | 0.03613 | 418 | 237 | 118 | 63 |
124 | ALL RIGHT!…… We now have a ghost of a chance of winning the game. | 1.5829 | 0.03667 | 386 | 214 | 119 | 53 |
125 | Now we’ll never know who is on first! | 1.5825 | 0.03934 | 388 | 231 | 88 | 69 |
126 | He was just called up from the Field of Dreams | 1.5824 | 0.03380 | 443 | 243 | 142 | 58 |
127 | Where have you been hiding this guy? | 1.5820 | 0.03841 | 366 | 207 | 105 | 54 |
128 | I don't know what everybody sees in this guy. | 1.5815 | 0.03487 | 399 | 215 | 136 | 48 |
129 | Who’s on third? | 1.5809 | 0.03697 | 377 | 209 | 117 | 51 |
130 | Who's on deck? No really, who's on deck | 1.5799 | 0.05165 | 219 | 129 | 53 | 37 |
131 | He starts to fade by the middle innings. | 1.5795 | 0.03612 | 409 | 231 | 119 | 59 |
132 | He's playing virtually. | 1.5789 | 0.03803 | 361 | 202 | 109 | 49 |
133 | I was just wondering what Yogi Berra would say." | 1.5789 | 0.03682 | 399 | 227 | 113 | 59 |
134 | The kid came out of nowhere. | 1.5777 | 0.03615 | 386 | 215 | 120 | 51 |
135 | Wait 'til you see him spit. | 1.5771 | 0.03644 | 402 | 228 | 116 | 58 |
136 | And to think a lot of people used to say they couldn't see him playing in the big leagues. | 1.5769 | 0.03713 | 390 | 222 | 111 | 57 |
137 | Coach says the new guy's got a great arm but I don't see it. | 1.5767 | 0.03841 | 378 | 219 | 100 | 59 |
138 | That’s the team spirit. | 1.5765 | 0.05312 | 196 | 113 | 53 | 30 |
139 | I can't see him getting on base. | 1.5764 | 0.03597 | 399 | 223 | 122 | 54 |
140 | We’re going for more transparency this season. | 1.5756 | 0.03590 | 410 | 232 | 120 | 58 |
141 | The most selfless player I've ever seen. | 1.5753 | 0.03815 | 372 | 213 | 104 | 55 |
142 | I'm still not sure what you see in this guy. | 1.5750 | 0.03625 | 400 | 226 | 118 | 56 |
143 | You never see him sweat. | 1.5744 | 0.03562 | 383 | 209 | 128 | 46 |
144 | Old ballplayers never die. They just fade away. | 1.5744 | 0.03767 | 383 | 220 | 106 | 57 |
145 | The worst part is when he's in the shower. | 1.5743 | 0.03699 | 397 | 228 | 110 | 59 |
146 | I just feel like he's not quite all here. | 1.5741 | 0.03668 | 371 | 205 | 119 | 47 |
147 | His head’s not in the game today. | 1.5740 | 0.03734 | 385 | 220 | 109 | 56 |
148 | I just can't see him in the major leagues. | 1.5739 | 0.03509 | 399 | 219 | 131 | 49 |
149 | He has yet to make an appearance at the plate. | 1.5732 | 0.05801 | 157 | 89 | 46 | 22 |
150 | He's not much to look at, but I'm telling you, he can really whack that ball. | 1.5730 | 0.03584 | 363 | 195 | 128 | 40 |
151 | He was the clear choice in the draft | 1.5706 | 0.03904 | 347 | 198 | 100 | 49 |
152 | Our team spirit is excellent this season. | 1.5696 | 0.03785 | 381 | 221 | 103 | 57 |
153 | He led the league in stolen bases until they made him wear a uniform. | 1.5690 | 0.03940 | 355 | 207 | 94 | 54 |
154 | The player's union contract insisted on complete transparency. | 1.5689 | 0.04023 | 341 | 199 | 90 | 52 |
155 | Watch out in the showers. | 1.5686 | 0.03740 | 401 | 236 | 102 | 63 |
156 | Scouts were right…kid's got no arm. | 1.5683 | 0.03848 | 366 | 212 | 100 | 54 |
157 | He was completely transparent during negotiations. | 1.5680 | 0.03896 | 338 | 191 | 102 | 45 |
158 | The kid's got great unseen potential. | 1.5679 | 0.03728 | 361 | 202 | 113 | 46 |
159 | Best ball player I never saw. | 1.5676 | 0.03879 | 340 | 192 | 103 | 45 |
160 | He just doesn't show up till the Playoffs. | 1.5641 | 0.03831 | 351 | 200 | 104 | 47 |
161 | He's never been caught looking. | 1.5627 | 0.03880 | 327 | 183 | 104 | 40 |
162 | He is the first player I ever hired sight unseen. | 1.5623 | 0.04073 | 345 | 207 | 82 | 56 |
163 | We just have to make sure he wears his jock strap in the shower. | 1.5621 | 0.04023 | 322 | 185 | 93 | 44 |
164 | Trust me, there's more to him than meets the eye! | 1.5620 | 0.03822 | 347 | 197 | 105 | 45 |
165 | He's one of our best players but nobody seems to notice him. | 1.5614 | 0.03706 | 342 | 188 | 116 | 38 |
166 | We scooped him up sight unseen. | 1.5610 | 0.03799 | 328 | 181 | 110 | 37 |
167 | The owners are a bunch of empty suits, too. | 1.5607 | 0.04128 | 321 | 189 | 84 | 48 |
168 | The other scouts completely missed him. | 1.5603 | 0.03879 | 348 | 201 | 99 | 48 |
169 | I don’t know what you see in this guy. | 1.5595 | 0.03762 | 370 | 214 | 105 | 51 |
170 | He hasn’t been hit by a pitch in 12 seasons. | 1.5584 | 0.03855 | 351 | 203 | 100 | 48 |
171 | Any idea what pronouns we're supposed to use? | 1.5581 | 0.03901 | 353 | 207 | 95 | 51 |
172 | Psst…Don’t say anything bad about this kid. His father’s standing next to you. | 1.5580 | 0.03885 | 362 | 214 | 94 | 54 |
173 | Thanks for the effort, but I actually said that I want us to be invincible this season. | 1.5574 | 0.03928 | 357 | 212 | 91 | 54 |
174 | His batting average is nothing to look at either! | 1.5559 | 0.03883 | 313 | 174 | 104 | 35 |
175 | If this guy gets to first, Abbot and Costello are gonna roll in their graves. | 1.5556 | 0.04019 | 315 | 181 | 93 | 41 |
176 | I’ll be damned — a no-hitter. | 1.5552 | 0.03851 | 344 | 198 | 101 | 45 |
177 | If it wasn't for the uniform requirement, he'd have the record for most stolen bases. | 1.5549 | 0.03850 | 364 | 215 | 96 | 53 |
178 | We don't seem to be able to fill that position. | 1.5549 | 0.03946 | 328 | 189 | 96 | 43 |
179 | He just needs to find himself! | 1.5538 | 0.04022 | 325 | 190 | 90 | 45 |
180 | He got a new sponsorship with Nike Air. | 1.5538 | 0.04060 | 316 | 184 | 89 | 43 |
181 | I see they sent up another nobody from the minors. | 1.5533 | 0.04072 | 291 | 164 | 93 | 34 |
182 | I just can’t understand what you see in him. | 1.5533 | 0.03647 | 338 | 185 | 119 | 34 |
183 | I like that they brought back the ghost runner. | 1.5523 | 0.03672 | 344 | 191 | 116 | 37 |
184 | They have no idea what this guy is made of. | 1.5518 | 0.04157 | 299 | 174 | 85 | 40 |
185 | Transparency in sports has gone too far. | 1.5508 | 0.03951 | 325 | 188 | 95 | 42 |
186 | Same old story - he always disappears in October. | 1.5507 | 0.03725 | 365 | 211 | 107 | 47 |
187 | I’m telling ya, nobody saw this guy coming | 1.5506 | 0.04111 | 316 | 187 | 84 | 45 |
188 | No batter. No batter. Am I right? | 1.5505 | 0.03933 | 327 | 189 | 96 | 42 |
189 | Every time there's an inside pitch he yells, 'OW!" Works like a charm. | 1.5502 | 0.04190 | 269 | 151 | 88 | 30 |
190 | No really, who’s on first? | 1.5492 | 0.04389 | 295 | 180 | 68 | 47 |
191 | Our scouts never saw him coming | 1.5491 | 0.03870 | 326 | 186 | 101 | 39 |
192 | Our secret weapon. They'll never see him coming! | 1.5475 | 0.03860 | 316 | 178 | 103 | 35 |
193 | He’s got all the intangibles. | 1.5474 | 0.04285 | 285 | 168 | 78 | 39 |
194 | He just hasn’t shown up this season. | 1.5455 | 0.03813 | 330 | 188 | 104 | 38 |
195 | Actually, no one really knows who’s on first. | 1.5444 | 0.04649 | 270 | 168 | 57 | 45 |
196 | The Commissioner ruled that he must wear a uniform, arbitrarily and maliciously interrupting his streak of 1100 stolen bases. | 1.5436 | 0.04408 | 298 | 185 | 64 | 49 |
197 | He was nothin' before he started wearing that uniform. | 1.5435 | 0.04109 | 333 | 204 | 77 | 52 |
198 | I don't know what the scouts saw in him. | 1.5429 | 0.04315 | 280 | 166 | 76 | 38 |
199 | Every year it's the same. He disappears in the playoffs. | 1.5425 | 0.04166 | 306 | 183 | 80 | 43 |
200 | Upside is, ump can't see his strike zone. | 1.5417 | 0.03977 | 312 | 181 | 93 | 38 |
201 | Trust me, John, no one will see our boy coming. | 1.5414 | 0.04009 | 314 | 184 | 90 | 40 |
202 | His baseball card looks just like him. | 1.5410 | 0.04271 | 268 | 155 | 81 | 32 |
203 | Total airhead. | 1.5401 | 0.04202 | 274 | 158 | 84 | 32 |
204 | Wait 'til you see this guy's arm | 1.5399 | 0.04145 | 313 | 189 | 79 | 45 |
205 | He’s our top player, but I keep having to remind the rest of the team to watch out for a floating bar of soap in the locker room showers. | 1.5394 | 0.04341 | 317 | 201 | 61 | 55 |
206 | Oh, is he? I didn't realize. I don't see skin color. | 1.5393 | 0.04376 | 280 | 169 | 71 | 40 |
207 | He's the best ballplayer I've never seen. | 1.5392 | 0.03836 | 319 | 182 | 102 | 35 |
208 | You wouldn't recognize him without his uniform. | 1.5387 | 0.04201 | 310 | 189 | 75 | 46 |
209 | Apparently, it is SPF 3000. | 1.5385 | 0.04180 | 312 | 190 | 76 | 46 |
210 | He stole so many bases before they forced him to wear clothes. | 1.5376 | 0.04239 | 279 | 164 | 80 | 35 |
211 | He can't hit, he can't field, he can't run -- but attendance has gone through the roof. | 1.5374 | 0.04188 | 294 | 175 | 80 | 39 |
212 | Once he signed that big contract, it's like he disappeared. | 1.5370 | 0.04443 | 257 | 152 | 72 | 33 |
213 | We got him in a trade. He's the 'player to be named later'. | 1.5364 | 0.04104 | 302 | 179 | 84 | 39 |
214 | The scouts tell me they've never seen a player like him. | 1.5364 | 0.04023 | 302 | 176 | 90 | 36 |
215 | That fast ball knocked more than his socks off. | 1.5360 | 0.04095 | 278 | 159 | 89 | 30 |
216 | Guys like him are a vanishing breed. | 1.5359 | 0.04063 | 306 | 181 | 86 | 39 |
217 | Let’s face it, that potential we saw in spring training just hasn’t materialized. | 1.5357 | 0.04258 | 280 | 166 | 78 | 36 |
218 | We make him wear his hat in the showers. | 1.5352 | 0.04032 | 327 | 198 | 83 | 46 |
219 | He's a great player, but he's not all there | 1.5347 | 0.04110 | 288 | 168 | 86 | 34 |
220 | Now there’s something you don’t see every day! | 1.5347 | 0.04174 | 303 | 183 | 78 | 42 |
221 | We traded a relief pitcher for a player to be seen later. | 1.5342 | 0.03985 | 322 | 192 | 88 | 42 |
222 | We finally took skin color completely out of the game. | 1.5341 | 0.04419 | 279 | 171 | 67 | 41 |
223 | He’s not much to look at, but he he’s got spirit | 1.5341 | 0.04209 | 279 | 164 | 81 | 34 |
224 | Yeah, tattoo removal works. | 1.5331 | 0.04415 | 272 | 165 | 69 | 38 |
225 | He was hard to find. | 1.5326 | 0.04396 | 276 | 168 | 69 | 39 |
226 | I heard they signed this guy sight unseen. | 1.5326 | 0.04493 | 261 | 158 | 67 | 36 |
227 | This guy's got an arm like you've never seen. | 1.5321 | 0.04348 | 280 | 170 | 71 | 39 |
228 | He's a good player, but his baseball card is a tough sell. | 1.5320 | 0.04318 | 297 | 184 | 68 | 45 |
229 | He really came out of nowhere this season. | 1.5318 | 0.04187 | 267 | 154 | 84 | 29 |
230 | Since they made him wear the uniform his stolen bases have dropped dramatically. | 1.5311 | 0.04403 | 273 | 166 | 69 | 38 |
231 | He's got potential but it is hard to see... | 1.5307 | 0.04202 | 277 | 163 | 81 | 33 |
232 | It’s an interesting tactic, but I think their pitcher will see right through him. | 1.5304 | 0.04545 | 247 | 148 | 67 | 32 |
233 | He's not much to look at, but he's a heckuva good baseball player! | 1.5303 | 0.04995 | 198 | 117 | 57 | 24 |
234 | I know. It's a great trick. Spooks the hell out of the pitchers. | 1.5299 | 0.04383 | 251 | 147 | 75 | 29 |
235 | He works remote now. | 1.5294 | 0.04385 | 272 | 165 | 70 | 37 |
236 | He doesn’t show up for practice either. | 1.5290 | 0.04176 | 259 | 148 | 85 | 26 |
237 | Good hitter. Good fielder. No arm. | 1.5285 | 0.04402 | 263 | 158 | 71 | 34 |
238 | After last week’s game he said he just wanted to disappear | 1.5284 | 0.03992 | 282 | 161 | 93 | 28 |
239 | All I know is, the drug test said he was clear. | 1.5281 | 0.04287 | 267 | 158 | 77 | 32 |
240 | The guy is just not all there these days. | 1.5280 | 0.04209 | 250 | 142 | 84 | 24 |
241 | This is his seventh game but he's yet to make an appearance. | 1.5279 | 0.04296 | 269 | 160 | 76 | 33 |
242 | He’s working remotely today. | 1.5269 | 0.04605 | 260 | 162 | 59 | 39 |
243 | He was the best player in his fantasy league. | 1.5267 | 0.04603 | 243 | 147 | 64 | 32 |
244 | Trust me, nobody in the minors has seen this kid coming...I mean, No-BODY. | 1.5263 | 0.04436 | 247 | 146 | 72 | 29 |
245 | I didn't see this one coming. | 1.5257 | 0.04164 | 272 | 159 | 83 | 30 |
246 | Do you get the feeling he's not all there? | 1.5255 | 0.04206 | 274 | 162 | 80 | 32 |
247 | I always wondered what “ A Player to be named Later” actually looked like. | 1.5255 | 0.04473 | 255 | 154 | 68 | 33 |
248 | Remember when steroids were controversial? | 1.5254 | 0.04040 | 295 | 174 | 87 | 34 |
249 | He started to fade after the All-Star break. | 1.5253 | 0.04412 | 257 | 154 | 71 | 32 |
250 | That's the team spirit I've been talking about! | 1.5221 | 0.04686 | 272 | 177 | 48 | 47 |
251 | Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio | 1.5216 | 0.04676 | 255 | 161 | 55 | 39 |
252 | Gives a whole new meaning to Who's on first! | 1.5212 | 0.04707 | 236 | 145 | 59 | 32 |
253 | No i said invincible, we have to make our boys invincible! | 1.5211 | 0.04216 | 284 | 172 | 76 | 36 |
254 | He’s the perfect Ghost Runner. | 1.5208 | 0.04074 | 265 | 152 | 88 | 25 |
255 | So what. The Mets disappear every September." | 1.5208 | 0.04507 | 265 | 165 | 62 | 38 |
256 | It was the only way we could get her on the roster. | 1.5202 | 0.04640 | 248 | 154 | 59 | 35 |
257 | Team spirit. | 1.5200 | 0.04715 | 250 | 158 | 54 | 38 |
258 | The hard part is watching him chew tobacco. | 1.5200 | 0.04577 | 250 | 154 | 62 | 34 |
259 | Somehow all the other scouts missed him | 1.5194 | 0.04332 | 258 | 154 | 74 | 30 |
260 | If only his parents could see him now. | 1.5187 | 0.04374 | 268 | 164 | 69 | 35 |
261 | Doc cleared him to play but I worry he's not back 100% yet. | 1.5184 | 0.04427 | 245 | 146 | 71 | 28 |
262 | Sometimes I think he’s just not all there. | 1.5182 | 0.04548 | 247 | 151 | 64 | 32 |
263 | He never really shows up until the playoffs. | 1.5181 | 0.04429 | 276 | 173 | 63 | 40 |
264 | Frankly, I don't see much in him. | 1.5181 | 0.04057 | 276 | 161 | 87 | 28 |
265 | Capaldi died in the offseason, but he still had three years left in his contract. | 1.5179 | 0.04262 | 280 | 171 | 73 | 36 |
266 | I thought you told me he was “invincible.” | 1.5178 | 0.04395 | 253 | 152 | 71 | 30 |
267 | I have no idea what the scouts saw in this guy. | 1.5172 | 0.06041 | 145 | 90 | 35 | 20 |
268 | I guess Who is on first, What is on second, I Don't Know is on third, and Nobody is on deck. | 1.5172 | 0.04561 | 261 | 164 | 59 | 38 |
269 | A player yet to be named. | 1.5167 | 0.04417 | 240 | 142 | 72 | 26 |
270 | Talk about a prospect who nobody saw coming. | 1.5161 | 0.04313 | 248 | 146 | 76 | 26 |
271 | We traded for a player to appear later! | 1.5161 | 0.04534 | 248 | 152 | 64 | 32 |
272 | All I’m saying is there’s nothing that explicitly states that you have to keep the uniform on, once you reach base. | 1.5156 | 0.04663 | 256 | 163 | 54 | 39 |
273 | Watch when he leaves his uniform on third and steals home. | 1.5149 | 0.04375 | 268 | 165 | 68 | 35 |
274 | I thought we could use a little team spirit. | 1.5143 | 0.04503 | 245 | 149 | 66 | 30 |
275 | When he gets on base, he takes off his uniform. | 1.5143 | 0.04756 | 245 | 156 | 52 | 37 |
276 | The other scouts didn't see anything. | 1.5141 | 0.04263 | 249 | 146 | 78 | 25 |
277 | ...and, get this, he's never been hit by a pitch. | 1.5127 | 0.04350 | 236 | 138 | 75 | 23 |
278 | He's broken the color barrier. | 1.5123 | 0.04206 | 285 | 175 | 74 | 36 |
279 | Like I told you, he literally came out of nowhere. | 1.5119 | 0.04550 | 252 | 157 | 61 | 34 |
280 | Where's Who? | 1.5119 | 0.04445 | 252 | 154 | 67 | 31 |
281 | I've heard of this guy but never seen him | 1.5117 | 0.04640 | 213 | 126 | 65 | 22 |
282 | At least he's not Shoeless | 1.5110 | 0.04263 | 272 | 166 | 73 | 33 |
283 | He is the player to be named later | 1.5108 | 0.04747 | 231 | 144 | 56 | 31 |
284 | We’d have a real advantage if uniforms weren’t required. | 1.5106 | 0.04685 | 235 | 146 | 58 | 31 |
285 | I don’t know what we ever saw in this guy. | 1.5100 | 0.04386 | 251 | 152 | 70 | 29 |
286 | You don't see a player like this everyday. | 1.5100 | 0.04201 | 251 | 147 | 80 | 24 |
287 | Management gave us a blank check to sign this guy | 1.5097 | 0.04167 | 257 | 151 | 81 | 25 |
288 | Let 'em try to steal THOSE signs! | 1.5097 | 0.04345 | 257 | 156 | 71 | 30 |
289 | They call me a visionary for seeing something in him. | 1.5095 | 0.04282 | 210 | 117 | 79 | 14 |
290 | New kid. Casper I think | 1.5094 | 0.04936 | 212 | 132 | 52 | 28 |
291 | We've moving toward full transparency. | 1.5093 | 0.04732 | 216 | 131 | 60 | 25 |
292 | I'm afraid what you see is what you get. | 1.5092 | 0.04220 | 273 | 166 | 75 | 32 |
293 | let them try to find the strike zone on this guy! | 1.5090 | 0.04852 | 222 | 139 | 53 | 30 |
294 | It's no problem in the field. In the locker room it's another story. | 1.5081 | 0.04563 | 246 | 153 | 61 | 32 |
295 | This guy is the most selfless player I've ever coached. | 1.5069 | 0.04578 | 217 | 129 | 66 | 22 |
296 | The scouts say his hidden talent is clear. | 1.5068 | 0.04455 | 219 | 128 | 71 | 20 |
297 | I told you the minor league club we pulled him from was a ghost town. | 1.5067 | 0.04415 | 225 | 132 | 72 | 21 |
298 | He just came when we built it | 1.5064 | 0.04597 | 233 | 143 | 62 | 28 |
299 | Let's see how that pitcher handles a batter he's never seen. | 1.5064 | 0.04391 | 233 | 138 | 72 | 23 |
300 | He needs to have skin in the game. | 1.5064 | 0.04528 | 235 | 143 | 65 | 27 |
301 | I dunno, Skip, he's looking a little spooked out there. | 1.5062 | 0.04366 | 241 | 144 | 72 | 25 |
302 | He always hits well all season, then disappears in the playoffs! | 1.5046 | 0.04998 | 216 | 138 | 47 | 31 |
303 | He’s a once-in-a-lifetime player whom no one saw coming! | 1.5042 | 0.04419 | 240 | 145 | 69 | 26 |
304 | He's the first player to get a hit with no appearances at the plate. | 1.5041 | 0.04431 | 242 | 147 | 68 | 27 |
305 | I just don't understand what people see in him | 1.5039 | 0.04428 | 256 | 159 | 65 | 32 |
306 | Don't be fooled by his lack of physical presence. | 1.5025 | 0.04878 | 199 | 121 | 56 | 22 |
307 | Think how great he'd be if he didn't have to wear a uniform! | 1.5024 | 0.04837 | 207 | 127 | 56 | 24 |
308 | He's kind of a nobody. | 1.5023 | 0.04594 | 219 | 132 | 64 | 23 |
309 | That explains why he didn't appear on the roster. | 1.5023 | 0.04426 | 221 | 130 | 71 | 20 |
310 | The new sunscreen is supposed to be 100% effective. | 1.5022 | 0.04761 | 225 | 141 | 55 | 29 |
311 | He's the only player in league history with more hits than plate appearances. | 1.5022 | 0.04586 | 231 | 142 | 62 | 25 |
312 | Stop pulling my leg. Honestly, who's on first? | 1.5021 | 0.04460 | 237 | 144 | 67 | 26 |
313 | On the upside, pitchers find him very hard to read. | 1.5020 | 0.04275 | 245 | 146 | 75 | 24 |
314 | He was on fire in the minors, now it appears he's fading away. | 1.5000 | 0.03959 | 232 | 129 | 90 | 13 |
315 | Alot of batters only wear one batting glove, why do you think that's so unusual?" | 1.5000 | 0.04826 | 196 | 118 | 58 | 20 |
316 | The fans love his transparency. | 1.5000 | 0.04713 | 220 | 136 | 58 | 26 |
317 | That's our team spirit | 1.5000 | 0.04827 | 226 | 144 | 51 | 31 |
318 | They ain't seen nothing yet! | 1.5000 | 0.04333 | 258 | 159 | 69 | 30 |
319 | We picked him up from the fantasy league | 1.5000 | 0.04786 | 226 | 143 | 53 | 30 |
320 | It takes awhile for a good hitter to find themselves. | 1.5000 | 0.04267 | 236 | 139 | 76 | 21 |
321 | It’s only until his Twitter suspension ends. | 1.5000 | 0.04724 | 222 | 138 | 57 | 27 |
322 | Unfortunately, the pitchers can see right through him. | 1.5000 | 0.04490 | 226 | 136 | 67 | 23 |
323 | When the scout's report said, "He's the best player you've never seen," I thought it was a typo. | 1.4979 | 0.04597 | 233 | 145 | 60 | 28 |
324 | I gave him Schrödinger's bat. | 1.4976 | 0.04933 | 207 | 130 | 51 | 26 |
325 | Give him a chance, coach - he just lacks form. | 1.4959 | 0.04507 | 242 | 151 | 62 | 29 |
326 | He says without a new contract we won't be seeing him again. | 1.4933 | 0.04591 | 225 | 139 | 61 | 25 |
327 | I've never seen a player like this. | 1.4932 | 0.04684 | 219 | 136 | 58 | 25 |
328 | You just don’t see hitters like him anymore. | 1.4930 | 0.04963 | 213 | 137 | 47 | 29 |
329 | He always disappears in clutch situations... | 1.4928 | 0.04505 | 209 | 124 | 67 | 18 |
330 | He’s just not a complete player. | 1.4913 | 0.04433 | 230 | 140 | 67 | 23 |
331 | He never showed up for practice either. | 1.4913 | 0.04723 | 230 | 147 | 53 | 30 |
332 | If he didn't have to suit up, he'd drive pitchers crazy. | 1.4912 | 0.04672 | 228 | 144 | 56 | 28 |
333 | Don’t worry, he’s a very solid hitter. | 1.4912 | 0.04401 | 226 | 136 | 69 | 21 |
334 | His last team ghosted him | 1.4908 | 0.04609 | 218 | 134 | 61 | 23 |
335 | I never thought we'd see him in our uniform. | 1.4908 | 0.04700 | 218 | 136 | 57 | 25 |
336 | He signed away his image rights. | 1.4908 | 0.04516 | 218 | 132 | 65 | 21 |
337 | He's not much to look at, but his on-base percentage is out of sight. | 1.4906 | 0.04460 | 212 | 126 | 68 | 18 |
338 | Come to think of it, you never see him in the showers. | 1.4906 | 0.04704 | 212 | 131 | 58 | 23 |
339 | "Can he hit? That remains to be seen." | 1.4905 | 0.04640 | 210 | 128 | 61 | 21 |
340 | We took women being invisible in sports and ran with it. | 1.4904 | 0.05190 | 208 | 138 | 38 | 32 |
341 | He's not much to look at, but he's virtually the best player on the team. | 1.4903 | 0.04902 | 206 | 130 | 51 | 25 |
342 | Not showing up to practice is one thing… | 1.4894 | 0.04799 | 188 | 113 | 58 | 17 |
343 | At least he's wearing his uniform today. | 1.4890 | 0.05153 | 182 | 114 | 47 | 21 |
344 | Nothing gets past this guy. Through him? Maybe. | 1.4889 | 0.04369 | 225 | 135 | 70 | 20 |
345 | He always starts off strong at the beginning of the season,and then he fades. | 1.4888 | 0.04665 | 223 | 140 | 57 | 26 |
346 | This kid's got potential but no one sees it. | 1.4884 | 0.04416 | 215 | 128 | 69 | 18 |
347 | I love watching them try to tag him out. | 1.4884 | 0.04839 | 215 | 137 | 51 | 27 |
348 | He's all spirit. | 1.4883 | 0.04640 | 213 | 131 | 60 | 22 |
349 | He really left it all on the field. | 1.4878 | 0.04822 | 205 | 128 | 54 | 23 |
350 | I believe his name is Harvey. | 1.4877 | 0.04704 | 203 | 124 | 59 | 20 |
351 | I hear he’s headed to the Angels. | 1.4877 | 0.04755 | 203 | 125 | 57 | 21 |
352 | He used to get here late. Now he doesn't show up at all. | 1.4873 | 0.04966 | 197 | 124 | 50 | 23 |
353 | Another disappearing American institution | 1.4872 | 0.04732 | 195 | 118 | 59 | 18 |
354 | You'd be surprised by how many people want to take selfies with him. | 1.4869 | 0.04803 | 191 | 116 | 57 | 18 |
355 | We heard “going, going, gone” — and then he was. | 1.4868 | 0.04954 | 189 | 117 | 52 | 20 |
356 | He hasn't made much of an impression so far. | 1.4863 | 0.05014 | 183 | 113 | 51 | 19 |
357 | I still don't know how we found this guy | 1.4853 | 0.04738 | 204 | 126 | 57 | 21 |
358 | For some reason the scouts overlooked this kid. | 1.4850 | 0.04701 | 200 | 122 | 59 | 19 |
359 | It's in the shower room where the real trouble begins. | 1.4846 | 0.04810 | 227 | 148 | 48 | 31 |
360 | I’m telling you, the kids is an unnatural. | 1.4844 | 0.04676 | 225 | 143 | 55 | 27 |
361 | I laugh every time he spits his chaw. | 1.4842 | 0.04821 | 190 | 116 | 56 | 18 |
362 | It's all about the strike zone | 1.4831 | 0.04990 | 178 | 109 | 52 | 17 |
363 | I know, right!? First.Woman.In.The MLB! | 1.4831 | 0.05590 | 178 | 119 | 32 | 27 |
364 | He really spooks the pitcher. | 1.4831 | 0.04835 | 207 | 131 | 52 | 24 |
365 | I love how the other team keeps shouting, "No batter, no batter, no batter." | 1.4831 | 0.04835 | 207 | 131 | 52 | 24 |
366 | I don't wanna offend anyone, but I'm not sure which pronouns. | 1.4828 | 0.05328 | 174 | 111 | 42 | 21 |
367 | The GM drafted him because he thought the scouts said that he was invincible. | 1.4826 | 0.05091 | 201 | 131 | 43 | 27 |
368 | He really looks different in the high socks. | 1.4817 | 0.04743 | 218 | 139 | 53 | 26 |
369 | He's still in contract negotiations. | 1.4805 | 0.04417 | 231 | 143 | 65 | 23 |
370 | He came out of nowhere. | 1.4804 | 0.04788 | 204 | 128 | 54 | 22 |
371 | They tell me he's the player to be named later. | 1.4789 | 0.05045 | 190 | 121 | 47 | 22 |
372 | They say he's a dead ringer for Mickey Mantle, but I don't see it. | 1.4783 | 0.04932 | 184 | 114 | 52 | 18 |
373 | Our secret weapon - they'll never see it coming. | 1.4776 | 0.04465 | 201 | 120 | 66 | 15 |
374 | Oh him? He's the player to be named later. | 1.4776 | 0.04891 | 201 | 128 | 50 | 23 |
375 | You gotta have skin in the game | 1.4774 | 0.05029 | 199 | 129 | 45 | 25 |
376 | Oh boy, he was a real no-show today | 1.4774 | 0.04927 | 199 | 127 | 49 | 23 |
377 | I have to admit that for the longest time, I didn't see anything in him. | 1.4773 | 0.04964 | 176 | 108 | 52 | 16 |
378 | He's nearly impossible to read! | 1.4772 | 0.04640 | 197 | 120 | 60 | 17 |
379 | He hasn’t been seeing the ball lately, has no arm, but I tell ya, this kid has legs! | 1.4766 | 0.04854 | 214 | 139 | 48 | 27 |
380 | Coach, you have always been able to see things that I can’t , so let me ask you.., | 1.4757 | 0.04549 | 206 | 126 | 62 | 18 |
381 | Shoeless Joe got nothin’ on this guy. | 1.4757 | 0.04702 | 206 | 129 | 56 | 21 |
382 | I do sometimes wonder if his heart's really in it. | 1.4756 | 0.04367 | 225 | 138 | 67 | 20 |
383 | The book on him is good bat, no arm. | 1.4752 | 0.04770 | 202 | 127 | 54 | 21 |
384 | I thought you said “This guy’s invincible.” | 1.4751 | 0.05112 | 181 | 115 | 46 | 20 |
385 | I love how he never makes it about him. | 1.4749 | 0.05093 | 179 | 113 | 47 | 19 |
386 | This year's rookie is out of sight! | 1.4747 | 0.04996 | 198 | 128 | 46 | 24 |
387 | I gotta tell ya,I didn’t see this one coming. | 1.4747 | 0.04667 | 217 | 138 | 55 | 24 |
388 | You should see the arm on this kid. | 1.4742 | 0.04685 | 213 | 135 | 55 | 23 |
389 | He was the 'player to be named later' in the trade. | 1.4740 | 0.05091 | 173 | 108 | 48 | 17 |
390 | We got him for nothing. | 1.4740 | 0.04895 | 192 | 121 | 51 | 20 |
391 | They say he's awesome, but I just don't see it. | 1.4729 | 0.04700 | 203 | 127 | 56 | 20 |
392 | The Commissioner said we need more transparency | 1.4728 | 0.05108 | 184 | 118 | 45 | 21 |
393 | He's got an amazing swing and they never see it coming. | 1.4718 | 0.04616 | 195 | 119 | 60 | 16 |
394 | He takes off his uniform on third and casually steals home. | 1.4713 | 0.05262 | 174 | 112 | 42 | 20 |
395 | Now if we could convince him that he doesn't need a uniform, think of how many bases he could steal. | 1.4712 | 0.04856 | 191 | 120 | 52 | 19 |
396 | Some days he just doesn’t show up. | 1.4709 | 0.05308 | 172 | 111 | 41 | 20 |
397 | Everything's going virtual. | 1.4709 | 0.05173 | 189 | 124 | 41 | 24 |
398 | This kid is great! I don't know how all the other baseball scouts missed him. | 1.4703 | 0.04768 | 202 | 128 | 53 | 21 |
399 | He just hasn’t been showing up like he used to. | 1.4700 | 0.04589 | 200 | 121 | 58 | 17 |
400 | All he has to do is yell "Ouch" and he gets to first base! | 1.4686 | 0.05047 | 175 | 110 | 48 | 17 |
401 | We're hoping he regains last season's form. | 1.4686 | 0.04848 | 175 | 109 | 51 | 15 |
402 | Let's see them steal signs from that guy. | 1.4683 | 0.04717 | 205 | 130 | 54 | 21 |
403 | The front office believes in total transparency. | 1.4682 | 0.04887 | 173 | 106 | 53 | 14 |
404 | He used to play for the Angels... | 1.4682 | 0.05284 | 173 | 112 | 41 | 20 |
405 | That's our Desiccated Hitter. | 1.4680 | 0.05001 | 203 | 134 | 43 | 26 |
406 | His head's not in the game, but I admire his spirit. | 1.4678 | 0.05265 | 171 | 110 | 42 | 19 |
407 | They say he's the best, but I don't see it. | 1.4673 | 0.04713 | 199 | 124 | 54 | 19 |
408 | Keep 'em guessing. Right, Coach?" | 1.4671 | 0.04863 | 167 | 101 | 54 | 12 |
409 | He’s just like A Rod — he disappears when we need a hit. | 1.4663 | 0.05294 | 178 | 117 | 39 | 22 |
410 | If uniforms weren't required, he could steal every base. | 1.4651 | 0.05241 | 172 | 111 | 42 | 19 |
411 | You weren’t kidding—he really is a no-body. | 1.4646 | 0.05145 | 198 | 133 | 38 | 27 |
412 | He's just another empty suit | 1.4645 | 0.05589 | 155 | 101 | 36 | 18 |
413 | The League would really have a fit if they knew she was a girl. | 1.4645 | 0.05513 | 155 | 100 | 38 | 17 |
414 | This is his first night in the lineup but we think he’s been on the team for two weeks. | 1.4643 | 0.04915 | 168 | 103 | 52 | 13 |
415 | A lot of our players are working remotely now. | 1.4632 | 0.05257 | 190 | 128 | 36 | 26 |
416 | Tell the laundry less starch next week. | 1.4630 | 0.05478 | 162 | 106 | 37 | 19 |
417 | I told him to feel invincible. | 1.4630 | 0.04964 | 162 | 99 | 51 | 12 |
418 | I'm sorry, I just don't see him on our team. | 1.4624 | 0.05282 | 173 | 113 | 40 | 20 |
419 | It's a home run every time he makes contact. How do you prove you tagged him out? | 1.4620 | 0.05130 | 171 | 109 | 45 | 17 |
420 | Just give the kid time, Jake. He’ll pull himself back together. | 1.4620 | 0.04927 | 184 | 117 | 49 | 18 |
421 | Sometimes I think he's not all there." | 1.4615 | 0.04890 | 195 | 126 | 48 | 21 |
422 | The sportswriters said our team needed to be more transparent. | 1.4615 | 0.05036 | 169 | 106 | 48 | 15 |
423 | He’s the player to be named. | 1.4611 | 0.04751 | 180 | 111 | 55 | 14 |
424 | He's better than great...he's outta sight! | 1.4611 | 0.05149 | 167 | 106 | 45 | 16 |
425 | They say he pitches like no one you've ever seen. | 1.4607 | 0.04909 | 191 | 123 | 48 | 20 |
426 | He's supposedly the great grandson of that Casper guy." | 1.4605 | 0.05592 | 152 | 98 | 36 | 17 |
427 | Apparently, he’s been on the bench for years. | 1.4599 | 0.04749 | 187 | 117 | 54 | 16 |
428 | Pitchers hate him. He shows no fear. | 1.4599 | 0.04985 | 187 | 121 | 46 | 20 |
429 | The first openly transparent baseball player. | 1.4596 | 0.05778 | 161 | 110 | 28 | 23 |
430 | You don’t often see talent like this. | 1.4596 | 0.04390 | 198 | 120 | 65 | 13 |
431 | It's the same principle as driverless cars. | 1.4593 | 0.05303 | 172 | 113 | 39 | 20 |
432 | Great player, but not good at giving signs. | 1.4593 | 0.04972 | 172 | 108 | 49 | 15 |
433 | He hasn’t shown us anything all season. | 1.4590 | 0.04884 | 183 | 116 | 50 | 17 |
434 | It's spooky how good this guy is. | 1.4590 | 0.04945 | 183 | 117 | 48 | 18 |
435 | His batting average improved since he started working remotely. | 1.4588 | 0.05172 | 194 | 131 | 37 | 26 |
436 | He’s our best hitter but fans can’t ever put a face to the name. | 1.4586 | 0.05151 | 157 | 98 | 46 | 13 |
437 | Try stealing his signs. | 1.4586 | 0.04922 | 181 | 115 | 49 | 17 |
438 | You can never put on too much sunblock. | 1.4586 | 0.05046 | 181 | 117 | 45 | 19 |
439 | The other team never sees him coming. | 1.4583 | 0.05462 | 168 | 112 | 35 | 21 |
440 | Trust me. You've never seen anything like him. | 1.4579 | 0.05202 | 190 | 128 | 37 | 25 |
441 | What did the scouts see in him? | 1.4578 | 0.05099 | 166 | 105 | 46 | 15 |
442 | Before they started enforcing the uniform rules, his stolen base percentage was 100. | 1.4576 | 0.05002 | 177 | 113 | 47 | 17 |
443 | He could be great, but he’s just missing something. | 1.4573 | 0.04600 | 199 | 125 | 57 | 17 |
444 | Who's on first? | 1.4571 | 0.05043 | 175 | 112 | 46 | 17 |
445 | That should make the strike zone tricky! | 1.4566 | 0.05279 | 173 | 113 | 39 | 20 |
446 | He barely shows up to play anymore | 1.4561 | 0.05194 | 171 | 111 | 42 | 18 |
447 | We got him for a song because he was not noticed in college. | 1.4560 | 0.04839 | 182 | 115 | 51 | 16 |
448 | He has nothing left to lose. | 1.4558 | 0.05565 | 147 | 95 | 37 | 14 |
449 | Three million at signing and he's still developing. | 1.4558 | 0.05308 | 147 | 92 | 43 | 12 |
450 | He's quite the prankster in the locker room shower." | 1.4554 | 0.04711 | 202 | 130 | 52 | 20 |
451 | He did say something about workplace transparency. | 1.4554 | 0.04551 | 202 | 127 | 58 | 17 |
452 | He's got a lot of heart, though | 1.4551 | 0.04858 | 167 | 103 | 52 | 12 |
453 | Last season took a lot out of him. | 1.4551 | 0.05352 | 167 | 110 | 38 | 19 |
454 | Sometimes our offense just disappears. | 1.4550 | 0.04887 | 189 | 122 | 48 | 19 |
455 | They won't even know what hit them. | 1.4545 | 0.04890 | 176 | 111 | 50 | 15 |
456 | He used to be a solid player. | 1.4545 | 0.04822 | 165 | 101 | 53 | 11 |
457 | I told you he was just another empty suit. | 1.4539 | 0.05430 | 152 | 97 | 39 | 15 |
458 | This season, he's hoping to establish an identity. | 1.4536 | 0.04942 | 183 | 118 | 47 | 18 |
459 | Four hits so far today, but no plate appearances. | 1.4530 | 0.04982 | 181 | 117 | 46 | 18 |
460 | We have nothing to lose. | 1.4530 | 0.05043 | 181 | 118 | 44 | 19 |
461 | Our 3-D printer was low on resin. | 1.4528 | 0.05622 | 159 | 106 | 32 | 20 |
462 | Without the uniform, he's the best base stealer ever. | 1.4525 | 0.05145 | 179 | 118 | 41 | 20 |
463 | How did we overlook this guy in the draft? | 1.4524 | 0.05327 | 168 | 111 | 38 | 19 |
464 | Only subscribers to our online streaming see the complete game. | 1.4524 | 0.05192 | 168 | 109 | 42 | 17 |
465 | Without the uniform, he's really hard to pitch to. | 1.4524 | 0.05327 | 168 | 111 | 38 | 19 |
466 | Once he strips he’s an incredible base stealer. | 1.4520 | 0.05126 | 177 | 116 | 42 | 19 |
467 | Well, he did say he didn't really see himself as a baseball player. | 1.4520 | 0.04869 | 177 | 112 | 50 | 15 |
468 | Now the National League will want to try it. | 1.4518 | 0.05374 | 166 | 110 | 37 | 19 |
469 | It took me forever to find him in the locker room. | 1.4509 | 0.05212 | 173 | 114 | 40 | 19 |
470 | He's the greatest player I've never seen. | 1.4503 | 0.04919 | 171 | 108 | 49 | 14 |
471 | These days it doesn’t hurt to be a little more transparent | 1.4503 | 0.04919 | 171 | 108 | 49 | 14 |
472 | Looks like we got a no-hitter on our hands. | 1.4503 | 0.05257 | 171 | 113 | 39 | 19 |
473 | Looks like he's out. | 1.4500 | 0.05305 | 160 | 104 | 40 | 16 |
474 | They say he has no skin in the game | 1.4497 | 0.04942 | 189 | 124 | 45 | 20 |
475 | So how did our scouts find this guy? | 1.4497 | 0.05434 | 169 | 114 | 34 | 21 |
476 | He's the famous "player to be named later". | 1.4497 | 0.05424 | 149 | 96 | 39 | 14 |
477 | He's got great legs. | 1.4490 | 0.05215 | 147 | 92 | 44 | 11 |
478 | There was an escape clause in his contract. | 1.4483 | 0.05377 | 174 | 118 | 34 | 22 |
479 | Something to tell the grandkids. First woman in Major League Baseball. | 1.4483 | 0.05439 | 174 | 119 | 32 | 23 |
480 | When they called it a ghost runner for the extra innings they weren't kidding | 1.4483 | 0.04926 | 174 | 111 | 48 | 15 |
481 | Looks like another no hitter. | 1.4481 | 0.05296 | 154 | 99 | 41 | 14 |
482 | He's not half the player he was. | 1.4481 | 0.05133 | 154 | 97 | 45 | 12 |
483 | Nobody saw this guy coming. | 1.4479 | 0.05160 | 163 | 105 | 43 | 15 |
484 | Yeah, he’s the player to be named later. | 1.4479 | 0.05011 | 163 | 103 | 47 | 13 |
485 | And we thought he was just a nobody. | 1.4474 | 0.05506 | 152 | 100 | 36 | 16 |
486 | This guy just came outta nowhere. | 1.4471 | 0.04937 | 170 | 108 | 48 | 14 |
487 | He hasn’t gotten a hit in weeks — the pitchers can see right through him. | 1.4469 | 0.05142 | 179 | 119 | 40 | 20 |
488 | That's the player who'll be named later. | 1.4462 | 0.04940 | 186 | 122 | 45 | 19 |
489 | He'd steal bases easier if he was naked. | 1.4462 | 0.04821 | 186 | 120 | 49 | 17 |
490 | This one's gonna be a no-hitter. | 1.4462 | 0.04828 | 195 | 128 | 47 | 20 |
491 | I like when he spits. | 1.4460 | 0.05969 | 139 | 94 | 28 | 17 |
492 | Everyone says he's a huge presence in the clubhouse. | 1.4459 | 0.05531 | 148 | 97 | 36 | 15 |
493 | Once he gets on base, he’s a great ghost runner. | 1.4459 | 0.05222 | 157 | 101 | 42 | 14 |
494 | In my day, empty suits were reserved for management. | 1.4459 | 0.05452 | 157 | 104 | 36 | 17 |
495 | You just don't see players like that anymore. | 1.4452 | 0.05586 | 146 | 96 | 35 | 15 |
496 | The empty suits in corporate hired him. | 1.4452 | 0.05586 | 146 | 96 | 35 | 15 |
497 | He doesn’t look like much, but wait til you see him hit” | 1.4452 | 0.05503 | 155 | 103 | 35 | 17 |
498 | He was stealing too many bases, so they made him wear his uniform. | 1.4451 | 0.05350 | 164 | 109 | 37 | 18 |
499 | I sorta miss the steroid era... | 1.4451 | 0.05419 | 164 | 110 | 35 | 19 |
500 | That new sunscreen is amazing. | 1.4451 | 0.05312 | 182 | 125 | 33 | 24 |
501 | Wait to you see how he steals bases | 1.4444 | 0.04700 | 171 | 106 | 54 | 11 |
502 | What pronoun do we use? | 1.4444 | 0.05642 | 144 | 95 | 34 | 15 |
503 | And that’s what a no-hitter looks like. | 1.4444 | 0.05823 | 135 | 89 | 32 | 14 |
504 | My wife thinks he’s hot. I don’t know what she sees in him. | 1.4432 | 0.05205 | 176 | 118 | 38 | 20 |
505 | Wait, is he left handed?! | 1.4432 | 0.05078 | 176 | 116 | 42 | 18 |
506 | The only real downside is that Wheaties won’t put his picture on the box. | 1.4432 | 0.05014 | 176 | 115 | 44 | 17 |
507 | He assured me he'd put in an appearance | 1.4430 | 0.05274 | 158 | 103 | 40 | 15 |
508 | He’s part of a disappearing breed. | 1.4422 | 0.05472 | 147 | 96 | 37 | 14 |
509 | Let's see them find the strike zone. | 1.4420 | 0.05332 | 181 | 125 | 32 | 24 |
510 | His strike zone leaves a lot to the imagination. | 1.4417 | 0.05082 | 163 | 105 | 44 | 14 |
511 | He sold the rights to his likeness. | 1.4416 | 0.05045 | 154 | 97 | 46 | 11 |
512 | No, I'm serious — who is on first? | 1.4414 | 0.05526 | 145 | 95 | 36 | 14 |
513 | Best hitter I've never seen! | 1.4414 | 0.05259 | 145 | 92 | 42 | 11 |
514 | The new guy’s pretty good. Where you been hidin’ him? | 1.4414 | 0.05259 | 145 | 92 | 42 | 11 |
515 | Scouting report says he never appeared in the minors. | 1.4413 | 0.04824 | 179 | 115 | 49 | 15 |
516 | I’ve literally never seen anything like him | 1.4407 | 0.04927 | 177 | 115 | 46 | 16 |
517 | He's a difficult one to read. | 1.4405 | 0.04902 | 168 | 107 | 48 | 13 |
518 | The Ghost of the Bambino is the best I could do under the salary cap | 1.4405 | 0.05253 | 168 | 112 | 38 | 18 |
519 | I’ve suggested that he grow a beard. | 1.4403 | 0.05323 | 159 | 105 | 38 | 16 |
520 | Sure...it's probably not fair. But he's leading the league in steals! | 1.4403 | 0.05323 | 159 | 105 | 38 | 16 |
521 | I don’t know, I just don’t see him in the major leagues. | 1.4403 | 0.05171 | 159 | 103 | 42 | 14 |
522 | Did you notice that Ralph never gets hit by pitches anymore? | 1.4403 | 0.05094 | 159 | 102 | 44 | 13 |
523 | Mickey Mantle didn't look like much when he first appeared in the big leagues either. | 1.4397 | 0.05455 | 141 | 91 | 38 | 12 |
524 | His rise from the minor leagues was quite astonishing as no one saw him coming. | 1.4395 | 0.05295 | 157 | 103 | 39 | 15 |
525 | They say he’s hard to read | 1.4392 | 0.05271 | 148 | 95 | 41 | 12 |
526 | Puts a new spin on “no hitter.” | 1.4392 | 0.05183 | 148 | 94 | 43 | 11 |
527 | We got him for practically nothing | 1.4390 | 0.05131 | 164 | 107 | 42 | 15 |
528 | We tried it without the uniform, but he wasn't willing to lose the cup. | 1.4390 | 0.05275 | 164 | 109 | 38 | 16 |
529 | It's the old hidden-ballplayer trick. | 1.4388 | 0.05604 | 139 | 91 | 35 | 13 |
530 | This guy has no skin in this game | 1.4386 | 0.05249 | 171 | 115 | 37 | 19 |
531 | Do you think they’ll notice she’s a girl? | 1.4383 | 0.05534 | 162 | 111 | 31 | 20 |
532 | And the only rule was that he had to keep his uniform on. | 1.4383 | 0.05026 | 162 | 104 | 45 | 13 |
533 | He tends to fade away in the clutch | 1.4379 | 0.05065 | 153 | 97 | 45 | 11 |
534 | He's the only one we ever drafted sight unseen! | 1.4379 | 0.05361 | 169 | 115 | 34 | 20 |
535 | When he says, There's No I in Team, he really means it. | 1.4375 | 0.04991 | 160 | 102 | 46 | 12 |
536 | Don't you think we're taking this transparency thing too far? | 1.4371 | 0.05408 | 167 | 114 | 33 | 20 |
537 | He may not look like much, but boy can he hit! | 1.4368 | 0.04850 | 174 | 112 | 48 | 14 |
538 | You don't see batters like him everyday. | 1.4367 | 0.05192 | 158 | 103 | 41 | 14 |
539 | Yep, he's the player-to-be-named-later. | 1.4367 | 0.05567 | 158 | 108 | 31 | 19 |
540 | I just don’t see him hitting the ball! | 1.4367 | 0.05345 | 158 | 105 | 37 | 16 |
541 | He hasn't shown up for us at all this season. | 1.4366 | 0.05238 | 142 | 90 | 42 | 10 |
542 | I hope someone tries the old “who’s on first routine”…. | 1.4364 | 0.05320 | 165 | 110 | 35 | 17 |
543 | Who's this nobody? | 1.4362 | 0.05244 | 149 | 96 | 41 | 12 |
544 | That guy leaves it all on the field. | 1.4361 | 0.05479 | 133 | 85 | 38 | 10 |
545 | Who's up to bat. | 1.4361 | 0.06071 | 133 | 91 | 26 | 16 |
546 | Funniest thing, watching him in the shower with a bar of soap. | 1.4356 | 0.05438 | 163 | 111 | 33 | 19 |
547 | He shows up when he's really needed. | 1.4353 | 0.05203 | 170 | 114 | 38 | 18 |
548 | He’ll steal home, they’ll never see it coming | 1.4351 | 0.05123 | 154 | 99 | 43 | 12 |
549 | You may not see it, but he has a great arm. | 1.4345 | 0.04897 | 168 | 108 | 47 | 13 |
550 | He hasn't fully shown up all season. | 1.4345 | 0.05344 | 145 | 94 | 39 | 12 |
551 | His weakness is transparent. | 1.4342 | 0.05336 | 152 | 100 | 38 | 14 |
552 | When we give him the 'steal' signal, he takes it all off. | 1.4342 | 0.05417 | 152 | 101 | 36 | 15 |
553 | He shows up when it counts. | 1.4342 | 0.05336 | 152 | 100 | 38 | 14 |
554 | I don’t know about heart, but he puts his entire soul into the game. | 1.4341 | 0.05595 | 129 | 83 | 36 | 10 |
555 | I thought he was finally retiring when he said 'you won't see me in the lineup next year.' | 1.4336 | 0.05575 | 143 | 95 | 34 | 14 |
556 | I dunno - he just doesn't seem like he's all there. | 1.4335 | 0.04936 | 173 | 113 | 45 | 15 |
557 | Seriously, who’s on first? | 1.4335 | 0.05070 | 173 | 115 | 40 | 16 |
558 | By mid-season he’ll be a complete player! | 1.4331 | 0.05213 | 157 | 103 | 40 | 14 |
559 | He's good, but he has a tendency to go missing in big games. | 1.4331 | 0.05054 | 157 | 101 | 44 | 12 |
560 | He doesn't look like much, but he's a player to watch. | 1.4331 | 0.05213 | 157 | 103 | 40 | 14 |
561 | Trust me, it’s awkward to bump into him in the locker room. | 1.4331 | 0.05443 | 157 | 106 | 34 | 17 |
562 | With this guy, it's really all about the intangibles. | 1.4324 | 0.05437 | 148 | 98 | 36 | 14 |
563 | Look alive up there batter! | 1.4323 | 0.05339 | 155 | 103 | 37 | 15 |
564 | Coach's commitment to transparency has gotten out of hand! | 1.4323 | 0.05644 | 155 | 107 | 29 | 19 |
565 | Of course he has a nickname - Lefty. | 1.4323 | 0.04845 | 155 | 97 | 49 | 9 |
566 | He plays okay but he's not really all there. | 1.4321 | 0.05021 | 162 | 105 | 44 | 13 |
567 | When he drops the uniform, he's great at stealing bases. | 1.4320 | 0.04875 | 169 | 109 | 47 | 13 |
568 | It’s the ‘player to be named later’. | 1.4317 | 0.05781 | 139 | 94 | 30 | 14 |
569 | Trust me, they won't see this coming. | 1.4314 | 0.05308 | 153 | 101 | 38 | 14 |
570 | He really did leave it all on the field! | 1.4312 | 0.04826 | 160 | 101 | 49 | 10 |
571 | Our new hybrid policy lets players bat from home, instead of home plate. | 1.4312 | 0.05720 | 160 | 113 | 25 | 22 |
572 | Never thought we’d see him in the big leagues. | 1.4308 | 0.05343 | 130 | 82 | 40 | 8 |
573 | He sure can hit for a no-body. | 1.4307 | 0.05462 | 137 | 89 | 37 | 11 |
574 | They’ll never know who’s on first. | 1.4307 | 0.05560 | 137 | 90 | 35 | 12 |
575 | It's a good day for a no-hitter | 1.4307 | 0.05262 | 137 | 87 | 41 | 9 |
576 | He's the best player I haven't seen. | 1.4306 | 0.05088 | 144 | 91 | 44 | 9 |
577 | They say he's invincible. | 1.4305 | 0.05190 | 151 | 98 | 41 | 12 |
578 | There’s this je ne sai quoi about him. | 1.4304 | 0.05029 | 158 | 102 | 44 | 12 |
579 | Sometimes he'll wear his clothing backwards to mess with the opposing team. | 1.4303 | 0.05029 | 165 | 108 | 43 | 14 |
580 | Never thought I’d see transparency in baseball. | 1.4303 | 0.05315 | 165 | 112 | 35 | 18 |
581 | Yeah, he's our designated ghost runner but can he hit? | 1.4297 | 0.05621 | 128 | 83 | 35 | 10 |
582 | His number zero is a nice touch. | 1.4296 | 0.05510 | 142 | 94 | 35 | 13 |
583 | And to think he came from nothing.” | 1.4286 | 0.05016 | 147 | 93 | 45 | 9 |
584 | He looked better on his Rookie Card. | 1.4286 | 0.05677 | 133 | 88 | 33 | 12 |
585 | I remember my Dad talking about a guy named Shoeless Joe Jackson. Maybe this is his son, Armless and Headless Joey Jackson. | 1.4286 | 0.05951 | 147 | 104 | 23 | 20 |
586 | I think the designated hitter is disappearing from the game. | 1.4286 | 0.05116 | 161 | 106 | 41 | 14 |
587 | Still a little leery in the showers after the game. | 1.4286 | 0.04892 | 168 | 109 | 46 | 13 |
588 | I don’t see what everyone else sees in him. | 1.4276 | 0.05411 | 152 | 102 | 35 | 15 |
589 | We'll see if he shows up in the playoffs. | 1.4269 | 0.04971 | 171 | 113 | 43 | 15 |
590 | They think he will be a real superstar, but I still wonder if there really is any there, there? | 1.4268 | 0.05285 | 157 | 105 | 37 | 15 |
591 | His eye-hand coordination is out of sight! | 1.4267 | 0.05211 | 150 | 98 | 40 | 12 |
592 | His wife took everything in the divorce. | 1.4266 | 0.06157 | 143 | 103 | 19 | 21 |
593 | It only happens when the background is green. | 1.4259 | 0.04939 | 162 | 105 | 45 | 12 |
594 | No one ever sees him as the great player he is! | 1.4254 | 0.05441 | 134 | 87 | 37 | 10 |
595 | I know, he doesn't look like much. | 1.4254 | 0.05543 | 134 | 88 | 35 | 11 |
596 | Coach, this new guy is unreal. | 1.4248 | 0.05138 | 153 | 100 | 41 | 12 |
597 | This will be the ultimate "no hitter". | 1.4248 | 0.05302 | 153 | 102 | 37 | 14 |
598 | You should see his 'Hidden Ball' trick. | 1.4240 | 0.05360 | 125 | 79 | 39 | 7 |
599 | His strike zone is imperceptible. | 1.4238 | 0.05184 | 151 | 99 | 40 | 12 |
600 | ...and I Don't Know is on deck. | 1.4238 | 0.05514 | 151 | 103 | 32 | 16 |
601 | He's our decimated hitter. | 1.4236 | 0.05625 | 144 | 98 | 31 | 15 |
602 | Our cleanup hitter and just a wonderfully transparent guy. | 1.4235 | 0.04989 | 170 | 113 | 42 | 15 |
603 | Good player, but just doesn't show up for the big games. | 1.4234 | 0.05151 | 137 | 87 | 42 | 8 |
604 | First ghost runners, now ghost batters? | 1.4234 | 0.05553 | 137 | 91 | 34 | 12 |
605 | He’s never been hit by a pitch, and he’s leads the league for stolen bases. | 1.4231 | 0.04901 | 156 | 100 | 46 | 10 |
606 | In our latest trade, he's the player to be named later. | 1.4231 | 0.05660 | 130 | 86 | 33 | 11 |
607 | I can't see him as a big league player. But then I couldn't see him in AAA, AA, College, or High School either. Or boy scouts. Or cub scouts. Or choir practise. Or at last night at dinner. come to think of it. | 1.4228 | 0.05402 | 149 | 100 | 35 | 14 |
608 | I keep bumping into him in the shower | 1.4226 | 0.05373 | 168 | 117 | 31 | 20 |
609 | This is our answer to the hidden ball trick. | 1.4225 | 0.05412 | 142 | 94 | 36 | 12 |
610 | Can't hit worth a damn but they walk him every time. | 1.4222 | 0.05306 | 135 | 87 | 39 | 9 |
611 | The empty suits upstairs suggested him. | 1.4222 | 0.05898 | 135 | 93 | 27 | 15 |
612 | It's a shame nobody will see him play. | 1.4221 | 0.05275 | 154 | 103 | 37 | 14 |
613 | It’s his first big league appearance…well, sort of | 1.4221 | 0.05194 | 154 | 102 | 39 | 13 |
614 | Ever see him chew tobacco? | 1.4218 | 0.05539 | 147 | 100 | 32 | 15 |
615 | I don't care how many home runs he hits, he'll never get on a baseball card. | 1.4211 | 0.05642 | 152 | 106 | 28 | 18 |
616 | His agent forgot to remove the transparency clause. | 1.4211 | 0.05568 | 133 | 88 | 34 | 11 |
617 | Ghosting has finally gone too far. | 1.4207 | 0.05148 | 145 | 94 | 41 | 10 |
618 | Is it true that he's never been hit by a pitch? | 1.4204 | 0.05042 | 157 | 103 | 42 | 12 |
619 | Says you can't ever have too much sunscreen... | 1.4204 | 0.05432 | 157 | 108 | 32 | 17 |
620 | The problem is that his hand eye coordination is really bad. | 1.4203 | 0.05424 | 138 | 91 | 36 | 11 |
621 | He's like a New Yorker cartoon; nothing there. | 1.4203 | 0.05801 | 138 | 95 | 28 | 15 |
622 | Who’s on first. Nobody’s on deck. | 1.4203 | 0.05521 | 138 | 92 | 34 | 12 |
623 | this kid has unseen talents! | 1.4202 | 0.06143 | 119 | 81 | 26 | 12 |
624 | I heard he has trans parents | 1.4196 | 0.05650 | 143 | 98 | 30 | 15 |
625 | Definitely hard to tag out. | 1.4196 | 0.05290 | 143 | 94 | 38 | 11 |
626 | He's our player to be named later. | 1.4194 | 0.05737 | 124 | 82 | 32 | 10 |
627 | I still don’t get e-baseball! | 1.4194 | 0.05737 | 124 | 82 | 32 | 10 |
628 | We had a heck of a time trying to sign this guy. | 1.4191 | 0.05955 | 136 | 95 | 25 | 16 |
629 | Nobody sees him coming. | 1.4191 | 0.05378 | 136 | 89 | 37 | 10 |
630 | The best part is they dont see him coming | 1.4186 | 0.05687 | 129 | 86 | 32 | 11 |
631 | I said invincible__not invisible! | 1.4186 | 0.05792 | 129 | 87 | 30 | 12 |
632 | He'd be harder to tag if he lowered his socks. | 1.4184 | 0.05341 | 141 | 93 | 37 | 11 |
633 | He was a lot more effective before the league made him wear a uniform. | 1.4184 | 0.05341 | 141 | 93 | 37 | 11 |
634 | Hope he shows up today | 1.4184 | 0.05148 | 141 | 91 | 41 | 9 |
635 | His nickname is 'legs'. | 1.4184 | 0.05435 | 141 | 94 | 35 | 12 |
636 | Everyone says he's our best hitter, but I just can't see it. | 1.4183 | 0.05296 | 153 | 103 | 36 | 14 |
637 | We got a great deal. Everybody else thought he was a nothing. | 1.4183 | 0.05214 | 153 | 102 | 38 | 13 |
638 | The press loves him because he’s so transparent. | 1.4179 | 0.05328 | 134 | 87 | 38 | 9 |
639 | On paper, he's nothing, but man does this kid have spirit. | 1.4178 | 0.05730 | 146 | 102 | 27 | 17 |
640 | His contract had a typo in the appearance clause. | 1.4178 | 0.05390 | 146 | 98 | 35 | 13 |
641 | Clem, it’s a damned shame he won’t play naked.” | 1.4173 | 0.05767 | 139 | 96 | 28 | 15 |
642 | Top of the tenth, ghost runner on second, so why not? | 1.4172 | 0.05345 | 151 | 102 | 35 | 14 |
643 | The scouting reports say this guy's all legs. | 1.4172 | 0.05262 | 151 | 101 | 37 | 13 |
644 | He's still very much a work in progress. | 1.4172 | 0.05004 | 151 | 98 | 43 | 10 |
645 | I haven't seen him hit either. | 1.4167 | 0.05796 | 132 | 90 | 29 | 13 |
646 | I can’t wait to see what he chooses for his third wish. | 1.4167 | 0.05443 | 144 | 97 | 34 | 13 |
647 | He should enter the Zoom Meeting any minute now. | 1.4167 | 0.05695 | 132 | 89 | 31 | 12 |
648 | I know the caoch wants us to be more transparent but this is just too much | 1.4161 | 0.05311 | 149 | 100 | 36 | 13 |
649 | What I like is that he's never been called out on a video replay challenge. | 1.4161 | 0.05479 | 149 | 102 | 32 | 15 |
650 | After our mascot change, we thought he'd offend the fewest fans. | 1.4161 | 0.05641 | 137 | 93 | 31 | 13 |
651 | The way I look at it, the uniform is half full . | 1.4160 | 0.05813 | 125 | 84 | 30 | 11 |
652 | I still don't know what you see in that kid. | 1.4160 | 0.05813 | 125 | 84 | 30 | 11 |
653 | We'd stand a chance if he had some skin in the game. | 1.4155 | 0.05405 | 142 | 95 | 35 | 12 |
654 | His batting average is so high it's spooky | 1.4154 | 0.05437 | 130 | 85 | 36 | 9 |
655 | ...and then he runs the bases naked. | 1.4150 | 0.05274 | 147 | 98 | 37 | 12 |
656 | I can’t see him getting a hit, can you? | 1.4146 | 0.05183 | 164 | 112 | 36 | 16 |
657 | This is a tough hitter to face. | 1.4146 | 0.05395 | 164 | 115 | 30 | 19 |
658 | We finally solved the whole 'there's no diversity in baseball' thing! | 1.4145 | 0.05065 | 152 | 100 | 41 | 11 |
659 | Yeah, terrible fielder. But the guy leads the league in steals. | 1.4143 | 0.05458 | 140 | 94 | 34 | 12 |
660 | He really disappears in the postseason. | 1.4141 | 0.05493 | 128 | 84 | 35 | 9 |
661 | But he can run like the wind. | 1.4140 | 0.05035 | 157 | 104 | 41 | 12 |
662 | At least his heart is in the game. | 1.4138 | 0.05413 | 145 | 98 | 34 | 13 |
663 | He’s not much to look at, but he’s hitting .325. | 1.4136 | 0.05079 | 162 | 109 | 39 | 14 |
664 | I guess he ran home | 1.4135 | 0.05661 | 133 | 90 | 31 | 12 |
665 | Aside from that, and losing his sense of taste, no other side effects from having Covid. | 1.4130 | 0.05884 | 138 | 97 | 25 | 16 |
666 | He's got great intangibles. | 1.4126 | 0.05375 | 143 | 96 | 35 | 12 |
667 | His contract says he gets paid even if he doesn’t show up | 1.4123 | 0.06330 | 114 | 79 | 23 | 12 |
668 | We just retired Eddie, not his jersey. | 1.4122 | 0.05404 | 131 | 86 | 36 | 9 |
669 | Hard to see what he brings to the lineup. | 1.4122 | 0.05067 | 148 | 97 | 41 | 10 |
670 | That’ll keep them guessing! | 1.4122 | 0.05332 | 148 | 100 | 35 | 13 |
671 | I can't see what the coach sees in him. | 1.4122 | 0.05067 | 148 | 97 | 41 | 10 |
672 | Guess how he steals bases… | 1.4118 | 0.05569 | 136 | 92 | 32 | 12 |
673 | Who’s on first? No, really, who is that? | 1.4110 | 0.05204 | 146 | 97 | 38 | 11 |
674 | Good kid,but he tends to disappear at the biggest moments. | 1.4109 | 0.05348 | 129 | 84 | 37 | 8 |
675 | It messes with the strike zone. | 1.4109 | 0.05348 | 129 | 84 | 37 | 8 |
676 | I think we finally solved baseball's image problem. | 1.4104 | 0.05104 | 134 | 86 | 41 | 7 |
677 | He's a scream in the shower. | 1.4104 | 0.05526 | 134 | 90 | 33 | 11 |
678 | And you laughed when I said we made a bad trade for an empty suit. | 1.4103 | 0.06088 | 117 | 80 | 26 | 11 |
679 | He makes obscene gestures at the ump with impunity. | 1.4103 | 0.05293 | 156 | 107 | 34 | 15 |
680 | Guess who just got cancelled? | 1.4101 | 0.05287 | 139 | 92 | 37 | 10 |
681 | It’s SPF 205. | 1.4101 | 0.05575 | 139 | 95 | 31 | 13 |
682 | Brings a new meaning to the term "ghost runner". | 1.4098 | 0.05791 | 122 | 82 | 30 | 10 |
683 | You should see him in his face mask. | 1.4098 | 0.05673 | 122 | 81 | 32 | 9 |
684 | When he’s looking to steal second, nobody sees it coming. | 1.4097 | 0.05160 | 144 | 95 | 39 | 10 |
685 | Don't you think the new ghost runner rule adds a certain sense of mystery to the game? | 1.4097 | 0.05253 | 144 | 96 | 37 | 11 |
686 | I don’t know what coach sees in this guy. | 1.4094 | 0.05847 | 127 | 87 | 28 | 12 |
687 | They say he's the new Mike Trout, but I just can't see it. | 1.4094 | 0.05629 | 127 | 85 | 32 | 10 |
688 | That’s odd. He usually disappears during the playoffs, not in April. | 1.4094 | 0.05847 | 127 | 87 | 28 | 12 |
689 | He ghosted his old team in free agency. | 1.4094 | 0.05304 | 149 | 101 | 35 | 13 |
690 | In the locker room I forget he's even there. | 1.4094 | 0.04857 | 149 | 96 | 45 | 8 |
691 | This won't be his best appearance, but its about showing up isn't it? | 1.4094 | 0.05472 | 149 | 103 | 31 | 15 |
692 | The thing is, he seems to lose his head under pressure.. | 1.4088 | 0.05439 | 137 | 92 | 34 | 11 |
693 | Gender neutral. | 1.4085 | 0.05208 | 142 | 94 | 38 | 10 |
694 | This guy really disappears in the clutch. | 1.4083 | 0.05613 | 120 | 79 | 33 | 8 |
695 | No surprise. He didn’t show up for spring training either! | 1.4082 | 0.05177 | 147 | 98 | 38 | 11 |
696 | He's my first pick for baseball's Fantasy League. | 1.4082 | 0.05609 | 147 | 103 | 28 | 16 |
697 | I told you he'd be a no-show. | 1.4082 | 0.04899 | 147 | 95 | 44 | 8 |
698 | Finally, the designated hitter is gone! | 1.4077 | 0.05427 | 130 | 86 | 35 | 9 |
699 | Who’s on first. What’s on second. And No One’s up to bat. What could possibly go wrong? | 1.4077 | 0.05536 | 130 | 87 | 33 | 10 |
700 | Got a feeling, this will be a very transparent deal. | 1.4074 | 0.05222 | 162 | 112 | 34 | 16 |
701 | Desiccated hitter on deck. | 1.4074 | 0.05493 | 135 | 91 | 33 | 11 |
702 | his heads not in the game | 1.4071 | 0.06112 | 113 | 77 | 26 | 10 |
703 | He's no Jackie Robinson, but he is the first to break the no-color barrier in sports. | 1.4067 | 0.05275 | 150 | 102 | 34 | 13 |
704 | I’m drawing a blank on his stats. | 1.4065 | 0.05981 | 123 | 85 | 26 | 12 |
705 | Since his injury, he’s just a ghost of his former self…. | 1.4065 | 0.05395 | 123 | 80 | 36 | 7 |
706 | This kids problem is his left hand doesn’t know what his right hand is doing and he doesn’t have his head in the game | 1.4065 | 0.06091 | 123 | 86 | 24 | 13 |
707 | The brass said it was ok for women to play as long as they remained invisible. | 1.4065 | 0.06091 | 123 | 86 | 24 | 13 |
708 | They never know who’s up next. | 1.4065 | 0.05234 | 155 | 106 | 35 | 14 |
709 | Wait till he gets naked and steals home base. | 1.4062 | 0.06018 | 128 | 90 | 24 | 14 |
710 | Get him on third, disrobe, and steal home. Works every week. | 1.4058 | 0.05407 | 138 | 93 | 34 | 11 |
711 | You should see this guy! | 1.4058 | 0.05504 | 138 | 94 | 32 | 12 |
712 | Yes, but his heart is in the game. | 1.4058 | 0.05208 | 138 | 91 | 38 | 9 |
713 | I heard he is phenomenal. | 1.4056 | 0.05366 | 143 | 97 | 34 | 12 |
714 | I don't see him hitting a home run.... | 1.4056 | 0.05274 | 143 | 96 | 36 | 11 |
715 | Nope, he never retired. Just faded away. | 1.4056 | 0.05366 | 143 | 97 | 34 | 12 |
716 | He'll fill out as the season goes on. | 1.4054 | 0.05335 | 111 | 70 | 37 | 4 |
717 | This Potter kid is magic! | 1.4054 | 0.06054 | 111 | 75 | 27 | 9 |
718 | Wait… Who’s on deck? | 1.4050 | 0.06383 | 121 | 87 | 19 | 15 |
719 | Who cares? He's got the best stolen base record in the Majors! | 1.4050 | 0.05452 | 121 | 79 | 35 | 7 |
720 | I’m drawing a blank on his name. | 1.4048 | 0.06087 | 126 | 89 | 23 | 14 |
721 | You should have seen his face when we gave him that signing bonus! | 1.4046 | 0.05914 | 131 | 92 | 25 | 14 |
722 | Who's the rookie? I'm drawing a blank. | 1.4044 | 0.05461 | 136 | 92 | 33 | 11 |
723 | It’s not just the fans that are disappearing! | 1.4043 | 0.05228 | 141 | 94 | 37 | 10 |
724 | His strike zone is entirely theoretical. | 1.4043 | 0.05031 | 141 | 92 | 41 | 8 |
725 | Sorry, I’m not seeing it. | 1.4043 | 0.05511 | 141 | 97 | 31 | 13 |
726 | Him? He’s our ghost runner. | 1.4032 | 0.05830 | 124 | 85 | 28 | 11 |
727 | When we were kids, he was the uncontested champ at Hide and Seek. | 1.4032 | 0.05830 | 124 | 85 | 28 | 11 |
728 | I’m telling you. Team spirit is not the issue. | 1.4032 | 0.05830 | 124 | 85 | 28 | 11 |
729 | I just don't know what the scouts saw in him. | 1.4032 | 0.06051 | 124 | 87 | 24 | 13 |
730 | No one’s seen him hit. | 1.4031 | 0.05668 | 129 | 87 | 30 | 11 |
731 | And you can't even tell when he spits! | 1.4031 | 0.05668 | 129 | 88 | 30 | 11 |
732 | Gives a whole new meaning to the “no batter, no batter” taunt. | 1.4031 | 0.05337 | 129 | 85 | 36 | 8 |
733 | He reminds me of someone but I'm drawing a blank. | 1.4023 | 0.04817 | 174 | 118 | 42 | 14 |
734 | What you don't see is what you get. | 1.4019 | 0.06486 | 107 | 75 | 21 | 11 |
735 | Yeah he’s really hard to read. | 1.4019 | 0.06621 | 107 | 76 | 19 | 12 |
736 | It's like he has no skin in the game. | 1.4017 | 0.05702 | 117 | 78 | 31 | 8 |
737 | He was here just a minute ago. | 1.4016 | 0.05896 | 122 | 84 | 27 | 11 |
738 | Have you met our latest "Player to be Named Later"? | 1.4016 | 0.05506 | 127 | 85 | 33 | 9 |
739 | You didn't get the memo? That's our Team Spirit. | 1.4016 | 0.05837 | 127 | 88 | 27 | 12 |
740 | They say the kid’s a real supernatural | 1.4016 | 0.05619 | 127 | 86 | 31 | 10 |
741 | There's really not much to him | 1.4015 | 0.05253 | 132 | 87 | 37 | 8 |
742 | He's still working on his image. | 1.4014 | 0.05570 | 142 | 99 | 29 | 14 |
743 | It was so filthy it could walk around by itself. So, I handed it a bat.” | 1.4012 | 0.05360 | 162 | 115 | 29 | 18 |
744 | You should see his face when he strikes out" | 1.4000 | 0.05065 | 135 | 88 | 40 | 7 |
745 | Can he still be hit by a pitch? | 1.4000 | 0.05396 | 145 | 100 | 32 | 13 |
746 | That last inning took a lot out of him. | 1.4000 | 0.05601 | 120 | 80 | 32 | 8 |
747 | That's Joe-less Joe Jackson. | 1.4000 | 0.06081 | 120 | 84 | 24 | 12 |
748 | Honestly, it's more than just his head that's NOT in the game. | 1.4000 | 0.05840 | 130 | 91 | 26 | 13 |
749 | Well, you said to sign a nobody. | 1.4000 | 0.06354 | 110 | 77 | 22 | 11 |
750 | The best part is, he’s also our pitcher! | 1.4000 | 0.05306 | 155 | 108 | 32 | 15 |
751 | Do you see what I don't see? | 1.4000 | 0.05633 | 115 | 76 | 32 | 7 |
752 | This guy! It's like he's not even there most of the time. | 1.4000 | 0.05205 | 125 | 81 | 38 | 6 |
753 | If he doesn't show up soon, he's back down to the minors. | 1.4000 | 0.05382 | 135 | 91 | 34 | 10 |
754 | He says he gets more done from home. | 1.4000 | 0.06041 | 130 | 93 | 22 | 15 |
755 | You could say his head’s not in the game, but really it’s more than that. | 1.3986 | 0.05398 | 138 | 94 | 33 | 11 |
756 | What a find! Nobody saw him coming! | 1.3986 | 0.05095 | 138 | 91 | 39 | 8 |
757 | Sure beats the stuffed shirt we traded for him. | 1.3985 | 0.05742 | 133 | 93 | 27 | 13 |
758 | It's a shame he'll never make Sports Illustrated. | 1.3984 | 0.05800 | 128 | 89 | 27 | 12 |
759 | Some empty suit in the front office signed this guy. | 1.3984 | 0.05970 | 123 | 86 | 25 | 12 |
760 | Let them try to find the strike zone NOW. | 1.3981 | 0.06437 | 108 | 76 | 21 | 11 |
761 | I thought of having him wear only a cap...but I didn't want to freak-out the fans. | 1.3972 | 0.05409 | 141 | 97 | 32 | 12 |
762 | Let's hope no one finds about his naked twin out on the field. | 1.3969 | 0.05804 | 131 | 92 | 26 | 13 |
763 | His swing reminds me of someone but I’m drawing a blank. | 1.3969 | 0.05492 | 131 | 89 | 32 | 10 |
764 | He's the best ghost runner we have | 1.3968 | 0.05414 | 126 | 84 | 34 | 8 |
765 | He's the Designated Haunter. | 1.3968 | 0.05643 | 126 | 86 | 30 | 10 |
766 | You should see his baseball card. | 1.3967 | 0.05807 | 121 | 83 | 28 | 10 |
767 | And you thought empty suits are only in the front office | 1.3966 | 0.05857 | 116 | 79 | 28 | 9 |
768 | We put a “No Tobacco Chewing” clause in his contract. | 1.3964 | 0.05320 | 111 | 71 | 36 | 4 |
769 | Like I told you, the kid’s a phenomenon. | 1.3964 | 0.05904 | 111 | 75 | 28 | 8 |
770 | The uniform makes the man, after all. | 1.3964 | 0.05904 | 111 | 75 | 28 | 8 |
771 | They call him Skinless Joe. | 1.3962 | 0.05636 | 106 | 69 | 32 | 5 |
772 | He’s the best player we’ve got… or she. | 1.3962 | 0.06096 | 106 | 72 | 26 | 8 |
773 | Does it strike you odd that he only wears one batting glove? | 1.3960 | 0.05456 | 149 | 103 | 29 | 14 |
774 | I’ve never seen a player who wears a batting glove on just one hand. | 1.3957 | 0.05268 | 139 | 94 | 35 | 10 |
775 | His plate appearances are way down this season. | 1.3955 | 0.05299 | 134 | 90 | 35 | 9 |
776 | I don't know where you found this guy, but the other team never saw him coming! | 1.3952 | 0.05470 | 124 | 83 | 33 | 8 |
777 | An empty uniform, sure, but a stand up guy. | 1.3952 | 0.05589 | 124 | 84 | 31 | 9 |
778 | Oh really? I hadn't noticed. I don't see color. | 1.3952 | 0.06040 | 124 | 88 | 23 | 13 |
779 | He slides into first then strips down to steal second. It's something to see... oh, wait. | 1.3952 | 0.04968 | 124 | 79 | 41 | 4 |
780 | It's weird when he spits. | 1.3950 | 0.06111 | 119 | 84 | 23 | 12 |
781 | He’s a good prospect but sometimes he’s just not all there. | 1.3947 | 0.05658 | 114 | 76 | 31 | 7 |
782 | Watch ‘em try and pitch through this guy. | 1.3947 | 0.05926 | 114 | 78 | 27 | 9 |
783 | They’re non-binary. | 1.3946 | 0.05248 | 147 | 101 | 34 | 12 |
784 | How'd the college scouts miss this guy? | 1.3946 | 0.05508 | 147 | 104 | 28 | 15 |
785 | He's not the player he used to be, but talk about team spirit! | 1.3939 | 0.06061 | 132 | 96 | 20 | 16 |
786 | We’re all excited for his first plate appearance. | 1.3937 | 0.05607 | 127 | 87 | 30 | 10 |
787 | I'll admit, his hand/eye coordination is an issue. | 1.3934 | 0.05649 | 122 | 83 | 30 | 9 |
788 | It's nice to see our scouting program has renewed its commitment to transparency. | 1.3934 | 0.05768 | 122 | 84 | 28 | 10 |
789 | You should see him in the showers. | 1.3932 | 0.06419 | 117 | 85 | 18 | 14 |
790 | This new sunscreen works wonders | 1.3932 | 0.05423 | 117 | 77 | 34 | 6 |
791 | this is his first appearance | 1.3929 | 0.05139 | 140 | 94 | 37 | 9 |
792 | The new owners are cutting costs. | 1.3929 | 0.05723 | 112 | 75 | 30 | 7 |
793 | He says it's his process. | 1.3929 | 0.06130 | 112 | 78 | 24 | 10 |
794 | We traded him yesterday but nobody told the equipment manager. | 1.3926 | 0.05371 | 135 | 92 | 33 | 10 |
795 | Wait till you see what happens when he gets on base | 1.3926 | 0.05371 | 135 | 92 | 33 | 10 |
796 | The kid shows no fear. | 1.3925 | 0.06335 | 107 | 75 | 22 | 10 |
797 | Well, he's got team spirit. | 1.3925 | 0.05902 | 107 | 72 | 28 | 7 |
798 | I just told you Who’s on first and that’s I Don’t Know on-deck. | 1.3923 | 0.05621 | 130 | 90 | 29 | 11 |
799 | You bet he’s different; only guy on the team who doesn’t spit. | 1.3922 | 0.06256 | 102 | 70 | 24 | 8 |
800 | I like his transparency. | 1.3920 | 0.05668 | 125 | 86 | 29 | 10 |
801 | The umpires just take his word for it when he says he gets hit by a pitch. | 1.3917 | 0.05712 | 120 | 82 | 29 | 9 |
802 | His spirit is still in the game, and that’s what they come to see. | 1.3913 | 0.06012 | 115 | 80 | 25 | 10 |
803 | The great ones just seem to fade away. | 1.3910 | 0.05529 | 133 | 92 | 30 | 11 |
804 | Looks like a no -hitter | 1.3910 | 0.05631 | 133 | 93 | 28 | 12 |
805 | Only thing is the towel snaps really come out of nowhere. | 1.3902 | 0.05612 | 123 | 84 | 30 | 9 |
806 | You just never know when he's going to show up. | 1.3902 | 0.05612 | 123 | 84 | 30 | 9 |
807 | Nobody is on deck | 1.3902 | 0.05612 | 123 | 84 | 30 | 9 |
808 | He's the player to be named later that we just got in a trade. | 1.3902 | 0.05244 | 123 | 81 | 36 | 6 |
809 | Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is at bat, and Nobody's on deck. Another day managing the Mets. | 1.3901 | 0.05399 | 141 | 98 | 31 | 12 |
810 | One thing I’m sure of is that he’ll hit above his weight. | 1.3897 | 0.05237 | 136 | 92 | 35 | 9 |
811 | Three strikes and he's out. | 1.3894 | 0.05954 | 113 | 78 | 26 | 9 |
812 | At least he doesn't have any weird tattoos. | 1.3893 | 0.05586 | 131 | 91 | 29 | 11 |
813 | He’s fast, isn’t he? | 1.3893 | 0.05893 | 131 | 94 | 23 | 14 |
814 | Nothing to see here, he's been basically invisible all spring. | 1.3893 | 0.05586 | 131 | 91 | 29 | 11 |
815 | Once he gets on, he strips naked and steals second, third, and home. Works every time. | 1.3889 | 0.05401 | 126 | 85 | 33 | 8 |
816 | He’s our most solid performer. | 1.3889 | 0.05631 | 126 | 87 | 29 | 10 |
817 | He is a minimalist. | 1.3889 | 0.05631 | 126 | 87 | 29 | 10 |
818 | I've never seen anything like him. | 1.3889 | 0.05401 | 126 | 85 | 33 | 8 |
819 | On the bright side, at least the pitcher can't get a read on Dave. | 1.3889 | 0.05743 | 126 | 88 | 27 | 11 |
820 | Locker room's no problemn n she's batting 312! | 1.3885 | 0.05732 | 139 | 100 | 24 | 15 |
821 | This guy is a clear winner. | 1.3881 | 0.05794 | 134 | 96 | 24 | 14 |
822 | Wail til he finds out this won't count as a plate appearance. | 1.3879 | 0.05713 | 116 | 79 | 29 | 8 |
823 | He epitomizes the term "hidden talent." | 1.3879 | 0.05970 | 116 | 81 | 25 | 10 |
824 | I just can’t see him hitting a home run. | 1.3878 | 0.05499 | 147 | 105 | 27 | 15 |
825 | I don't know how the scouts didn't see him. | 1.3876 | 0.05314 | 129 | 87 | 34 | 8 |
826 | He draws more walks than any other player in the league. | 1.3874 | 0.06026 | 111 | 77 | 25 | 9 |
827 | The dude's a nobody, just come up from the minors. | 1.3874 | 0.05604 | 111 | 74 | 31 | 6 |
828 | Let’s see them steal the signs now. | 1.3873 | 0.05368 | 142 | 99 | 31 | 12 |
829 | And the best part is they won't see him coming | 1.3873 | 0.05179 | 142 | 97 | 35 | 10 |
830 | He's not half the man he used to be | 1.3871 | 0.05576 | 124 | 85 | 30 | 9 |
831 | His head’s just not in the game these days. Or his arms. No, they’re not in the game either. | 1.3871 | 0.05576 | 124 | 85 | 30 | 9 |
832 | This guy has all the intangibles! | 1.3869 | 0.05102 | 137 | 92 | 37 | 8 |
833 | Can’t hit him if you can’t see em’ | 1.3869 | 0.05308 | 137 | 94 | 33 | 10 |
834 | Build it and they will come. | 1.3869 | 0.05408 | 137 | 95 | 31 | 11 |
835 | Yeah, but there's no such thing as a complete player. | 1.3868 | 0.05777 | 106 | 71 | 29 | 6 |
836 | I hear the new guy is from the Angels. | 1.3864 | 0.05446 | 132 | 91 | 31 | 10 |
837 | No batta! No batta! No batta! | 1.3864 | 0.05446 | 132 | 91 | 31 | 10 |
838 | It's only a problem in the showers. | 1.3864 | 0.05446 | 132 | 91 | 31 | 10 |
839 | Players are so transparent these days. | 1.3864 | 0.05552 | 132 | 92 | 29 | 11 |
840 | You should see the chagrin when they try to throw at his head. | 1.3860 | 0.05912 | 114 | 79 | 26 | 9 |
841 | And without the uniform he'd be unbeatable. | 1.3860 | 0.05912 | 114 | 79 | 26 | 9 |
842 | I just can't read the guy... | 1.3853 | 0.06505 | 109 | 79 | 18 | 12 |
843 | We asked for a new mascot that no one would find offensive. | 1.3853 | 0.06505 | 109 | 79 | 18 | 12 |
844 | I don't see him going anywhere | 1.3853 | 0.06101 | 109 | 76 | 24 | 9 |
845 | He’s never been hit by a pitch. | 1.3852 | 0.05256 | 135 | 92 | 34 | 9 |
846 | He claims he's all about the team. But I see right through him. | 1.3852 | 0.05562 | 135 | 95 | 28 | 12 |
847 | We got him cheap, no other scouts have seen him. | 1.3846 | 0.05818 | 130 | 93 | 24 | 13 |
848 | Such a shame there’s no demand for his baseball card. | 1.3846 | 0.05609 | 130 | 91 | 28 | 11 |
849 | Nobody’s perfect. | 1.3846 | 0.05802 | 117 | 81 | 27 | 9 |
850 | If he takes all his clothes off, they’ll never see him steal 2nd!! | 1.3846 | 0.05685 | 104 | 69 | 30 | 5 |
851 | Look at those legs… | 1.3846 | 0.05674 | 117 | 80 | 29 | 8 |
852 | I know he’s Irish but he needs to spend a little more time in the sun. | 1.3846 | 0.05281 | 130 | 88 | 34 | 8 |
853 | They allow this, but not pine tar? | 1.3846 | 0.05408 | 117 | 78 | 33 | 6 |
854 | Turns out the SPF900 sunblock works better than we expected. | 1.3841 | 0.05277 | 138 | 95 | 33 | 10 |
855 | He hit .357 in my fantasy league | 1.3840 | 0.05768 | 125 | 88 | 26 | 11 |
856 | Tough bobblehead | 1.3840 | 0.05768 | 125 | 88 | 26 | 11 |
857 | He never gets caught looking. | 1.3839 | 0.05418 | 112 | 74 | 33 | 5 |
858 | Player-To-Be-Determined | 1.3839 | 0.05846 | 112 | 77 | 27 | 8 |
859 | She's in. | 1.3839 | 0.05982 | 112 | 78 | 25 | 9 |
860 | He's just not there today.. | 1.3838 | 0.06210 | 99 | 68 | 24 | 7 |
861 | Wow, a no-hitter. | 1.3833 | 0.05698 | 120 | 83 | 28 | 9 |
862 | I think he's been suspended. | 1.3833 | 0.05698 | 120 | 83 | 28 | 9 |
863 | He said he was tired of getting hit, so he's batting from the Metaverse this year. | 1.3833 | 0.05698 | 120 | 83 | 28 | 9 |
864 | Lucky fella can scratch himself anytime,anywhere and nobody ever knows! | 1.3832 | 0.06319 | 107 | 76 | 21 | 10 |
865 | We've finally signed a player that no one can find offensive. | 1.3826 | 0.06124 | 115 | 82 | 22 | 11 |
866 | I just don’t see the hype. | 1.3826 | 0.05324 | 115 | 76 | 34 | 5 |
867 | Trust me, they'll never see this guy coming. | 1.3826 | 0.05738 | 115 | 79 | 28 | 8 |
868 | Well the fans kept demanding more transparency in the franchise." | 1.3821 | 0.05479 | 123 | 84 | 31 | 8 |
869 | He could steal more bases if he didn’t have to wear a uniform. | 1.3817 | 0.05468 | 131 | 91 | 30 | 10 |
870 | I thought he was late but he was just taking a shower. | 1.3814 | 0.05372 | 118 | 79 | 33 | 6 |
871 | This guy came outa nowhere. | 1.3814 | 0.05635 | 118 | 81 | 29 | 8 |
872 | I don't see how he does it. | 1.3814 | 0.05886 | 118 | 83 | 25 | 10 |
873 | Claude has all the intangibles. | 1.3810 | 0.05802 | 105 | 71 | 28 | 6 |
874 | This kid new? I’ve never seen him before. | 1.3806 | 0.05119 | 155 | 109 | 33 | 13 |
875 | I don't know...I see something there. | 1.3805 | 0.05666 | 113 | 77 | 29 | 7 |
876 | Nobody can tell when he's stealing signs. | 1.3805 | 0.05525 | 113 | 76 | 31 | 6 |
877 | I should've believed him when he said he'd be nothing without his former coach. | 1.3800 | 0.04976 | 150 | 103 | 37 | 10 |
878 | There’s no there, there. | 1.3798 | 0.05300 | 129 | 88 | 33 | 8 |
879 | I don't know how he does it, but they never see him comin. | 1.3798 | 0.05739 | 129 | 92 | 25 | 12 |
880 | He was traded for a player to be named later. | 1.3793 | 0.05828 | 116 | 81 | 26 | 9 |
881 | So this is the player to be named later? | 1.3793 | 0.05955 | 116 | 82 | 24 | 10 |
882 | Who’s on first, What’s on second, and I Don’t Know is up to bat. | 1.3793 | 0.05698 | 116 | 80 | 28 | 8 |
883 | I dare them to give us crap about diversity now! | 1.3786 | 0.06033 | 103 | 71 | 25 | 7 |
884 | We can’t win the pennant if nobody’s hitting. | 1.3786 | 0.05216 | 140 | 97 | 33 | 10 |
885 | There’s no rule about taking your clothes off once you’re on base, is there? | 1.3786 | 0.05116 | 140 | 96 | 35 | 9 |
886 | He never asks for bonuses, acknowledgements. or awards. He just wants to stay invisible. | 1.3784 | 0.05285 | 111 | 73 | 34 | 4 |
887 | He's got presence. | 1.3782 | 0.05336 | 119 | 80 | 33 | 6 |
888 | I’ll bet the coach suspends him for being out of uniform again… | 1.3782 | 0.05722 | 119 | 83 | 27 | 9 |
889 | Yup. SPF 200. Sun can't touch ya. | 1.3782 | 0.05722 | 119 | 83 | 27 | 9 |
890 | It turns out that his critics were right, when we drafted him. He’s an empty suit. | 1.3778 | 0.05137 | 135 | 92 | 35 | 8 |
891 | It's in plain sight. He has no skin in the game. | 1.3776 | 0.05041 | 143 | 98 | 36 | 9 |
892 | Who knew Claude Rains had a grandson? | 1.3776 | 0.06071 | 98 | 67 | 25 | 6 |
893 | He’s our best player. He’s outta sight. | 1.3775 | 0.05038 | 151 | 105 | 35 | 11 |
894 | Well, management did ask for transparency. | 1.3774 | 0.05600 | 106 | 71 | 30 | 5 |
895 | Just an empty suit but gets 5 million. | 1.3774 | 0.06209 | 106 | 75 | 22 | 9 |
896 | Looks like we finally solved racism. | 1.3772 | 0.06401 | 114 | 84 | 17 | 13 |
897 | That's our secret asset | 1.3772 | 0.05196 | 114 | 75 | 35 | 4 |
898 | Ive always wanted to witness a no hitter. | 1.3772 | 0.05763 | 114 | 79 | 27 | 8 |
899 | It's hard to tell if he's keeping his eye on the ball. | 1.3772 | 0.04888 | 114 | 72 | 39 | 2 |
900 | He typically shows up in the 7th or 8th inning | 1.3772 | 0.05626 | 114 | 78 | 29 | 7 |
901 | The empty suits upstairs see a lot of themselves in him. | 1.3772 | 0.05896 | 114 | 80 | 25 | 9 |
902 | He did say we would never see him play. | 1.3770 | 0.05622 | 122 | 85 | 28 | 9 |
903 | Red Grange recommended him. | 1.3762 | 0.06270 | 101 | 71 | 22 | 8 |
904 | The guys just have to be careful where they step in the showers. | 1.3762 | 0.06110 | 101 | 70 | 24 | 7 |
905 | Not having his head in the game is the least of our problems. | 1.3762 | 0.06270 | 101 | 71 | 22 | 8 |
906 | He is absolutely impossible to tag out. | 1.3761 | 0.05498 | 109 | 73 | 31 | 5 |
907 | He was a 'To Be Decided' draft pick. | 1.3761 | 0.05253 | 117 | 78 | 34 | 5 |
908 | Makes a lot of money, but analytics indicate he disappears in the big games." | 1.3760 | 0.05287 | 125 | 85 | 33 | 7 |
909 | I have to give it to ya. You really saw something in this kid no one else did. | 1.3760 | 0.05526 | 125 | 87 | 29 | 9 |
910 | The team spirit has been amazing this season | 1.3759 | 0.05607 | 133 | 95 | 26 | 12 |
911 | Yeah, he's new. We just brought him up from the AAA team at Hogwarts. | 1.3750 | 0.06139 | 104 | 73 | 23 | 8 |
912 | Wait til you see him strip down and steal bases. | 1.3750 | 0.05434 | 128 | 89 | 30 | 9 |
913 | He swims during the off-season. | 1.3750 | 0.06664 | 96 | 69 | 18 | 9 |
914 | You can't tell, but he's got his game face on. | 1.3750 | 0.06151 | 96 | 66 | 24 | 6 |
915 | No one's ever caught him looking. | 1.3750 | 0.05805 | 120 | 83 | 24 | 9 |
916 | You said the game needed more transparency. | 1.3750 | 0.05830 | 112 | 78 | 26 | 8 |
917 | Let’s find out what this kid is made of. | 1.3750 | 0.05249 | 112 | 74 | 34 | 4 |
918 | At his last at-bat, he popped out. | 1.3750 | 0.05614 | 136 | 98 | 25 | 13 |
919 | We just got him. He's the player to be drawn later. | 1.3750 | 0.05315 | 136 | 95 | 31 | 10 |
920 | He’s our first multiverse trade. | 1.3750 | 0.06497 | 96 | 68 | 20 | 8 |
921 | He's really hard to brush back. | 1.3741 | 0.05031 | 139 | 95 | 36 | 8 |
922 | we are going for a no hitter | 1.3739 | 0.05587 | 115 | 79 | 29 | 7 |
923 | You’ll never see a better batter! | 1.3738 | 0.06016 | 107 | 75 | 24 | 8 |
924 | Our boys just didn't show up today. | 1.3738 | 0.05867 | 107 | 74 | 26 | 7 |
925 | Can you imagine the potential for base-stealing if he didn't have to wear that uniform? | 1.3730 | 0.05490 | 126 | 88 | 29 | 9 |
926 | "Wait till he takes off the uniform and steals second... | 1.3730 | 0.05716 | 126 | 90 | 25 | 11 |
927 | We use him to fill in. | 1.3729 | 0.05355 | 118 | 80 | 32 | 6 |
928 | They built it but he’s still refusing to come.” | 1.3727 | 0.05458 | 110 | 74 | 31 | 5 |
929 | You ain't seen nothing yet! | 1.3727 | 0.06038 | 110 | 78 | 23 | 9 |
930 | No flies on him. | 1.3727 | 0.05756 | 110 | 76 | 27 | 7 |
931 | ...Amazing poker player, but sucks at charades. | 1.3727 | 0.06175 | 110 | 79 | 21 | 10 |
932 | Well, that's one way to get by the drug test. | 1.3727 | 0.05458 | 110 | 74 | 31 | 5 |
933 | He's the best player that never was, maybe the best that never will be. | 1.3727 | 0.05756 | 110 | 76 | 27 | 7 |
934 | They just brought him up from the minor leagues, but I’m not sure what they see in him. | 1.3727 | 0.05458 | 110 | 74 | 31 | 5 |
935 | Didn’t the scouting report say that he wasn’t all there? | 1.3721 | 0.05170 | 129 | 88 | 34 | 7 |
936 | He really represents the future of this organization. | 1.3719 | 0.05521 | 121 | 84 | 29 | 8 |
937 | I wonder if he has a beard? | 1.3719 | 0.06000 | 121 | 88 | 21 | 12 |
938 | He's not much to look at, but he has a great swing. | 1.3719 | 0.05645 | 121 | 85 | 27 | 9 |
939 | He really embodies the spirit of the game | 1.3719 | 0.05521 | 121 | 84 | 29 | 8 |
940 | He was drafted from a fantasy league. | 1.3719 | 0.05266 | 121 | 82 | 33 | 6 |
941 | Not to brag, but that's my sun blocker formula. | 1.3717 | 0.06183 | 113 | 82 | 20 | 11 |
942 | Once on base he removes his uniform. | 1.3717 | 0.05922 | 113 | 80 | 24 | 9 |
943 | To be fair, he did say we'd miss him when he retired | 1.3714 | 0.06091 | 105 | 74 | 23 | 8 |
944 | So, who is the new hitter?"- "Dunno,never seen him before. | 1.3714 | 0.05783 | 105 | 72 | 27 | 6 |
945 | I just don't think he has it in him. | 1.3712 | 0.05630 | 132 | 95 | 25 | 12 |
946 | I don't see him striking out. | 1.3712 | 0.04976 | 132 | 89 | 37 | 6 |
947 | He’s number one in stolen bases.” | 1.3712 | 0.05630 | 132 | 95 | 25 | 12 |
948 | Sure he ain’t much to look at but just watch him spook the pitcher. | 1.3712 | 0.05203 | 132 | 91 | 33 | 8 |
949 | Not sure how our scouts ever discovered him ... | 1.3710 | 0.04921 | 124 | 82 | 38 | 4 |
950 | I like the looks of this one. | 1.3710 | 0.05053 | 124 | 83 | 36 | 5 |
951 | He told me he's nothing when not wearing his uniform. | 1.3704 | 0.06113 | 108 | 77 | 22 | 9 |
952 | He’s not all there but he’s our designated hitter | 1.3704 | 0.05335 | 135 | 95 | 30 | 10 |
953 | You should see how he appears on the roster. | 1.3704 | 0.05673 | 108 | 74 | 28 | 6 |
954 | The guys don't care for him much in the showers, though. | 1.3704 | 0.06390 | 108 | 79 | 18 | 11 |
955 | "First it was pay transparency, then it was performance transparency ... But I never thought they'd take it this far!" | 1.3701 | 0.05339 | 127 | 88 | 31 | 8 |
956 | This is why team chemistry isn’t always a good thing. | 1.3701 | 0.05679 | 127 | 91 | 25 | 11 |
957 | I'll bet they didn't see this coming. | 1.3701 | 0.05679 | 127 | 91 | 25 | 11 |
958 | I knew he'd lose his head when he was voted MVP | 1.3701 | 0.05099 | 127 | 86 | 35 | 6 |
959 | I still think he’s got a problem with his grip on the bat, but how can I tell when he refuses to wear the other glove? | 1.3697 | 0.05451 | 119 | 82 | 30 | 7 |
960 | I've never seen him take a shower. | 1.3696 | 0.05546 | 138 | 99 | 25 | 13 |
961 | And, he's never been hit by a pitch. | 1.3696 | 0.05641 | 138 | 101 | 23 | 14 |
962 | We got lucky; everybody missed him in the draft | 1.3696 | 0.06320 | 92 | 64 | 22 | 6 |
963 | He's attending by Zoom today. | 1.3694 | 0.05568 | 111 | 76 | 29 | 6 |
964 | Before joining this team, he was pretty much nothing. | 1.3694 | 0.05855 | 111 | 78 | 25 | 8 |
965 | No,he ASKED for number zero. | 1.3694 | 0.05855 | 111 | 78 | 25 | 8 |
966 | Yeah, people say they've never seen a hitter like him. | 1.3692 | 0.05475 | 130 | 92 | 28 | 10 |
967 | Whoa! That is one steroid side effect you don’t not see everyday! | 1.3689 | 0.05852 | 103 | 71 | 26 | 6 |
968 | Just another empty suit! | 1.3689 | 0.05687 | 103 | 70 | 28 | 5 |
969 | He's great on the field, but he kinda freaks the guys out in the locker room. | 1.3689 | 0.05687 | 103 | 70 | 28 | 5 |
970 | Best recruit in 25 years, but I knew if people could see, they’d never let her play. | 1.3689 | 0.06470 | 103 | 75 | 18 | 10 |
971 | Well, at least we know he'll never get caught looking! | 1.3689 | 0.04827 | 122 | 80 | 39 | 3 |
972 | My mistake. I thought you said he was the parent of a trans kid. | 1.3689 | 0.05607 | 122 | 86 | 27 | 9 |
973 | He's a great hitter, but he hasn't become a complete player yet. | 1.3689 | 0.04966 | 122 | 81 | 37 | 4 |
974 | He broke the no-color barrier. | 1.3684 | 0.05746 | 114 | 80 | 26 | 8 |
975 | I am not sure this is what they mean by "ghost runner",but I really like the thinking here. | 1.3684 | 0.04829 | 133 | 89 | 39 | 5 |
976 | The club thinks he’s hot but I see right through him | 1.3684 | 0.06138 | 114 | 83 | 20 | 11 |
977 | He has an ambiguous strike zone. | 1.3684 | 0.05996 | 95 | 65 | 25 | 5 |
978 | I know he doesn't look like much, but boy can he hit | 1.3684 | 0.05594 | 133 | 96 | 25 | 12 |
979 | No one's ever seen a ballplayer like this before. | 1.3679 | 0.06190 | 106 | 76 | 21 | 9 |
980 | I think the key to our success is our players' ability to be totally transparent with us. | 1.3677 | 0.05098 | 155 | 111 | 31 | 13 |
981 | When Snyder said he's transitioning, I expected something else. | 1.3675 | 0.05897 | 117 | 84 | 23 | 10 |
982 | Just wait ‘til you see him strip naked and steal second. | 1.3672 | 0.05187 | 128 | 88 | 33 | 7 |
983 | Look at the new guy...no skin in the game! | 1.3670 | 0.06205 | 109 | 79 | 20 | 10 |
984 | He's great at stealing bases. They miss him on the tag every time. | 1.3670 | 0.05779 | 109 | 76 | 26 | 7 |
985 | My uniform is so dirty that it stands up by itself. | 1.3670 | 0.05631 | 109 | 75 | 28 | 6 |
986 | As it turns out there was space for him on the roster. | 1.3667 | 0.05043 | 150 | 106 | 33 | 11 |
987 | It turns out, after all that, he’s just a figment of his own imagination. | 1.3667 | 0.05795 | 90 | 60 | 27 | 3 |
988 | He's a terrible hitter, but once he gets on base, no one can stop him from stealing home. | 1.3667 | 0.05284 | 120 | 82 | 32 | 6 |
989 | ... but what I DID see was potential. | 1.3667 | 0.05542 | 120 | 84 | 28 | 8 |
990 | Have you seen this guy hit? | 1.3663 | 0.05924 | 101 | 70 | 25 | 6 |
991 | I don’t know about you but I’ve never seen this guy. | 1.3663 | 0.06559 | 101 | 74 | 17 | 10 |
992 | It's all about data analytics. | 1.3663 | 0.06089 | 101 | 71 | 23 | 7 |
993 | What he lacks in color he more than makes up for in spirit. | 1.3661 | 0.05528 | 112 | 77 | 29 | 6 |
994 | He had a cameo in 'Field of Dreams.' | 1.3657 | 0.05140 | 134 | 93 | 33 | 8 |
995 | With bases empty and nobody out, Jonesie is really our best hitter. | 1.3657 | 0.05029 | 134 | 92 | 35 | 7 |
996 | He's a great base stealer but I heard he doesn't have an arm. | 1.3657 | 0.05458 | 134 | 96 | 27 | 11 |
997 | Fake bunt? Nah, they'd see right through him. | 1.3656 | 0.06448 | 93 | 66 | 20 | 7 |
998 | I don't think he takes the game seriously. Sometimes I think he's just not there! | 1.3654 | 0.05475 | 104 | 70 | 30 | 4 |
999 | He won’t give away any signs. | 1.3652 | 0.05837 | 115 | 82 | 24 | 9 |
1000 | We sacrificed him in the 3rd inning. | 1.3652 | 0.05430 | 115 | 79 | 30 | 6 |
1001 | This kid's supposed to be the next big thing, but I don't see it..." | 1.3651 | 0.05920 | 126 | 93 | 20 | 13 |
1002 | Virtual | 1.3646 | 0.06475 | 96 | 69 | 19 | 8 |
1003 | He’s real hard to keep track of in the clubhouse. | 1.3646 | 0.05565 | 96 | 64 | 29 | 3 |
1004 | Not only that, he signed his contract with invisible ink. | 1.3646 | 0.05946 | 96 | 66 | 25 | 5 |
1005 | Fans were also doubtful about Jackie Robinson at first. | 1.3645 | 0.05695 | 107 | 74 | 27 | 6 |
1006 | He just came down from the Angels. | 1.3645 | 0.06142 | 107 | 77 | 21 | 9 |
1007 | All he has to do is get to first base. Then he strips. | 1.3645 | 0.05997 | 107 | 76 | 23 | 8 |
1008 | Ironically, he cant see the curveball. | 1.3645 | 0.05848 | 107 | 75 | 25 | 7 |
1009 | Just pray they don’t perform a drug test. | 1.3645 | 0.06142 | 107 | 77 | 21 | 9 |
1010 | Watch them try to steal our signals now! | 1.3644 | 0.05855 | 118 | 85 | 23 | 10 |
1011 | I don’t know…it’s like there’s something missing today. | 1.3636 | 0.05378 | 121 | 84 | 30 | 7 |
1012 | He must be the 'NO SHOW' they talked about | 1.3636 | 0.05736 | 110 | 77 | 26 | 7 |
1013 | He’s just here for the uniform. | 1.3636 | 0.05880 | 110 | 77 | 24 | 8 |
1014 | He came over in the trade. That’s Player-To-Be-Named-Later. | 1.3636 | 0.05505 | 121 | 85 | 28 | 8 |
1015 | He holds the season record in stolen bases. | 1.3629 | 0.05764 | 124 | 90 | 23 | 11 |
1016 | He's the best player you've never seen. | 1.3628 | 0.05193 | 113 | 76 | 33 | 4 |
1017 | Can't hit worth a damn but he's hard as hell to hit. | 1.3628 | 0.05769 | 113 | 80 | 25 | 8 |
1018 | Bases loaded. Batter loading. | 1.3628 | 0.05905 | 113 | 81 | 23 | 9 |
1019 | His dad is an empty suit. | 1.3627 | 0.06198 | 102 | 73 | 21 | 8 |
1020 | I figured out another way to have a no-hitter. | 1.3627 | 0.05877 | 102 | 71 | 25 | 6 |
1021 | Well, at least he can make any face he wants at the umpire. | 1.3627 | 0.06040 | 102 | 72 | 23 | 7 |
1022 | Take away the uniform and he's nothing! | 1.3626 | 0.06540 | 91 | 65 | 18 | 7 |
1023 | Casper has really taken a shine to baseball | 1.3626 | 0.05954 | 91 | 62 | 25 | 4 |
1024 | He was great at stealing bases until they made him get in uniform. | 1.3622 | 0.05773 | 127 | 93 | 22 | 12 |
1025 | Ghost runner. | 1.3621 | 0.06409 | 116 | 88 | 14 | 14 |
1026 | He may be an empty suit but, man, can he hit 'em where they ain't. | 1.3621 | 0.05664 | 116 | 82 | 26 | 8 |
1027 | If you think that is good, you should see his hidden ball trick! | 1.3621 | 0.05664 | 116 | 82 | 26 | 8 |
1028 | He got erased by a double play in the second. | 1.3621 | 0.05795 | 116 | 83 | 24 | 9 |
1029 | It's the uniform that makes him! | 1.3619 | 0.06220 | 105 | 76 | 20 | 9 |
1030 | He said he would give an arm and a leg if I put him in. But when this happened, he just lost his head. | 1.3619 | 0.06071 | 105 | 75 | 22 | 8 |
1031 | ‘“The owner loves him: No tattoos.” | 1.3619 | 0.06220 | 105 | 76 | 20 | 9 |
1032 | She's amazing! | 1.3613 | 0.05563 | 119 | 84 | 27 | 8 |
1033 | The first baseman says he can’t ever see this guy coming! | 1.3613 | 0.05690 | 119 | 85 | 25 | 9 |
1034 | People barely notice him out of the uniform. | 1.3613 | 0.05690 | 119 | 85 | 25 | 9 |
1035 | I guess clothes don't always make the man. | 1.3611 | 0.05497 | 108 | 74 | 29 | 5 |
1036 | I know I know "Who's on first" Right? | 1.3611 | 0.06372 | 108 | 80 | 17 | 11 |
1037 | I told him that he was using too much sunscreen, but did he listen? | 1.3611 | 0.05497 | 108 | 74 | 29 | 5 |
1038 | Yeah, he's our best base-stealer, but the pile of clothes at first base is a give-away. | 1.3609 | 0.05373 | 133 | 95 | 28 | 10 |
1039 | Not so boring now, right? | 1.3608 | 0.06075 | 97 | 68 | 23 | 6 |
1040 | If you can lose your head when all about you are keeping theirs... | 1.3608 | 0.05896 | 97 | 67 | 25 | 5 |
1041 | They say he has a heck of an arm, but I just don't see it. | 1.3608 | 0.06419 | 97 | 70 | 18 | 8 |
1042 | At least he is wearing clothes this time. | 1.3608 | 0.06419 | 97 | 70 | 19 | 8 |
1043 | He's got the kind of poker face drives pitchers crazy. | 1.3607 | 0.05710 | 122 | 88 | 24 | 10 |
1044 | He said from now on he is going to try and be as transparent as possible. | 1.3604 | 0.05548 | 111 | 77 | 28 | 6 |
1045 | It’s the only reason they’re letting her play | 1.3604 | 0.05694 | 111 | 78 | 26 | 7 |
1046 | You think this is something? Wait until you see him pitch! | 1.3604 | 0.06110 | 111 | 81 | 20 | 10 |
1047 | Once he takes his clothes off at first, he can steal as many bases as he likes. | 1.3603 | 0.05288 | 136 | 97 | 29 | 10 |
1048 | He'll do well in the Corporate world. | 1.3600 | 0.06439 | 100 | 73 | 18 | 9 |
1049 | You should see him at the hot dog eating contest. | 1.3596 | 0.06120 | 114 | 84 | 19 | 11 |
1050 | They won't know what hit 'em! Or who, for that matter. | 1.3596 | 0.05590 | 114 | 80 | 27 | 7 |
1051 | Watching him chew sunflower seeds is absolutely disgusting. | 1.3596 | 0.06826 | 89 | 65 | 16 | 8 |
1052 | I see their sending out the undesignated hitter. | 1.3596 | 0.06240 | 89 | 62 | 22 | 5 |
1053 | He's still finding himself." | 1.3596 | 0.06240 | 89 | 62 | 22 | 5 |
1054 | I just don't see what you see in him. | 1.3592 | 0.06301 | 103 | 75 | 19 | 9 |
1055 | He identifies as invisible. | 1.3592 | 0.05664 | 103 | 71 | 27 | 5 |
1056 | You should see him chew gum. | 1.3592 | 0.06148 | 103 | 74 | 21 | 8 |
1057 | I'm tellin' ya, he's the missing piece! | 1.3590 | 0.05624 | 117 | 83 | 25 | 8 |
1058 | He's the fabled "Player To Be Named Later." | 1.3587 | 0.05482 | 92 | 63 | 25 | 3 |
1059 | Lately he doesn't want to show up. | 1.3585 | 0.06314 | 106 | 78 | 18 | 10 |
1060 | Sometimes he is not all there! | 1.3585 | 0.05558 | 106 | 73 | 28 | 5 |
1061 | You should see him chew tobacco. | 1.3585 | 0.06314 | 106 | 78 | 18 | 10 |
1062 | Just one of the lesser known vaccine side effects. | 1.3585 | 0.05872 | 106 | 75 | 24 | 7 |
1063 | We're still looking for the right fit for our designated hitter. | 1.3585 | 0.05558 | 106 | 73 | 28 | 5 |
1064 | We finally have someone who can’t get hit by pitch. | 1.3585 | 0.05558 | 106 | 73 | 28 | 5 |
1065 | He’s our ghost hitter. | 1.3583 | 0.05397 | 120 | 84 | 29 | 7 |
1066 | The spitting problem solved! | 1.3579 | 0.06334 | 95 | 68 | 20 | 7 |
1067 | He becomes a different person once that uniform is on. | 1.3578 | 0.06186 | 109 | 80 | 19 | 10 |
1068 | He has never really filled out his uniform. | 1.3578 | 0.05610 | 109 | 76 | 27 | 6 |
1069 | Watch him steal a base, he ghosts past everyone like he's not even there! | 1.3578 | 0.06186 | 109 | 80 | 19 | 10 |
1070 | If only he could pitch. | 1.3577 | 0.05307 | 123 | 86 | 30 | 7 |
1071 | And if they’re trying to tag him, he just loses the clothes. | 1.3571 | 0.06064 | 112 | 82 | 20 | 10 |
1072 | You should see him hit. | 1.3571 | 0.05847 | 98 | 68 | 25 | 5 |
1073 | Perfect choice, they will never see him coming | 1.3571 | 0.05793 | 112 | 80 | 24 | 8 |
1074 | This guy's off the charts. You ain't seen nuthin' yet! | 1.3571 | 0.05847 | 98 | 68 | 25 | 5 |
1075 | He's not much of a presence in the locker room. | 1.3571 | 0.05652 | 112 | 79 | 26 | 7 |
1076 | He tries to rattle the pitchers, but they see right through him. | 1.3571 | 0.05652 | 112 | 79 | 26 | 7 |
1077 | The new rules say we can't just put a ghost runner on second. We have to let him bat too. | 1.3566 | 0.05255 | 129 | 91 | 30 | 8 |
1078 | Betcha twenty bucks he doesn’t get hit by a pitch | 1.3565 | 0.05268 | 115 | 79 | 31 | 5 |
1079 | We needed a pinch hitter, and he was the clear choice. | 1.3564 | 0.05731 | 101 | 70 | 26 | 5 |
1080 | He's got the skills and the work ethic, but I can't picture him going to the Bigs and getting on a baseball card. | 1.3564 | 0.06687 | 101 | 76 | 14 | 11 |
1081 | The sneaky thing about this batter is he’s actually right handed | 1.3561 | 0.05805 | 132 | 99 | 19 | 14 |
1082 | He’s—BY FAR—the best batter I’ve never seen. | 1.3559 | 0.05712 | 118 | 85 | 24 | 9 |
1083 | He's "the player to be named later" we traded the draft pick for. | 1.3559 | 0.05039 | 118 | 80 | 34 | 4 |
1084 | We saved a ton on image royalties. | 1.3559 | 0.05453 | 118 | 83 | 28 | 7 |
1085 | Can you believe he fell under the radar in last year's draft? | 1.3558 | 0.05620 | 104 | 75 | 23 | 6 |
1086 | It was Legal's idea. No diversity issues. | 1.3558 | 0.06098 | 104 | 75 | 21 | 8 |
1087 | He is our stealth batter | 1.3551 | 0.05516 | 107 | 74 | 28 | 5 |
1088 | This has really reduced the hit by pitches problem we've been having lately. | 1.3551 | 0.05673 | 107 | 75 | 26 | 6 |
1089 | He’s the best player I’ve never seen. | 1.3548 | 0.05851 | 93 | 64 | 25 | 4 |
1090 | I know,but wait till you see his arm! | 1.3548 | 0.06047 | 93 | 65 | 23 | 5 |
1091 | He’s playing remotely… | 1.3548 | 0.05851 | 93 | 64 | 25 | 4 |
1092 | Marketing says it’ll help connect us with our disappearing viewers. | 1.3548 | 0.06602 | 93 | 68 | 17 | 8 |
1093 | Can’t see him making the roster | 1.3545 | 0.06001 | 110 | 80 | 21 | 9 |
1094 | His parents think children should be heard but not seen. | 1.3545 | 0.05568 | 110 | 77 | 27 | 6 |
1095 | If he gets a single, watch what he does to steal second. | 1.3545 | 0.05860 | 110 | 79 | 23 | 8 |
1096 | The kid's a real unnatural. | 1.3545 | 0.06001 | 110 | 80 | 21 | 9 |
1097 | I can't believe they missed him in the draft | 1.3542 | 0.05537 | 96 | 65 | 28 | 3 |
1098 | He's really great at stealing bases. | 1.3542 | 0.05731 | 96 | 66 | 26 | 4 |
1099 | Keeps 'em guessing. | 1.3542 | 0.05920 | 96 | 67 | 24 | 5 |
1100 | They say he has a great arm and a good head for baseball, but I just don't see it. | 1.3542 | 0.06451 | 96 | 70 | 18 | 8 |
1101 | If this kid can’t psych out the pitcher, no one can! | 1.3540 | 0.05886 | 113 | 82 | 22 | 9 |
1102 | Trust me, he's better than he looks. | 1.3540 | 0.05750 | 113 | 81 | 24 | 8 |
1103 | Ghost man on deck, I guess. | 1.3540 | 0.05750 | 113 | 81 | 24 | 8 |
1104 | I think he’s way off base with all this out of body talk. | 1.3540 | 0.05611 | 113 | 80 | 26 | 7 |
1105 | You should see him steal bases when he takes it all off. | 1.3538 | 0.05660 | 130 | 96 | 22 | 12 |
1106 | We traded him from the Angels. | 1.3538 | 0.05106 | 130 | 91 | 32 | 7 |
1107 | You’re right- he’s not all there, but who is? | 1.3538 | 0.05335 | 130 | 93 | 28 | 9 |
1108 | It's a pending trade--the player to be named later. | 1.3535 | 0.05974 | 99 | 70 | 23 | 5 |
1109 | He knows people think they can see right thru him but he won't tolerate being called a lightweight or an airhead. | 1.3535 | 0.05618 | 99 | 68 | 27 | 4 |
1110 | If we can get him to play without a uniform, it’ll be almost impossible to tag him out. | 1.3534 | 0.05373 | 116 | 81 | 29 | 6 |
1111 | Are you telling me just walks around naked the rest of the time? | 1.3529 | 0.05672 | 119 | 86 | 24 | 9 |
1112 | Shoeless Joe was bad enough, but Invisible Griffin is too much!" | 1.3529 | 0.06017 | 102 | 73 | 22 | 7 |
1113 | Now that’s what I call speed. | 1.3529 | 0.06633 | 85 | 61 | 18 | 6 |
1114 | And it gets better cause she's a woman too. | 1.3529 | 0.05918 | 119 | 87 | 20 | 11 |
1115 | Players don't have any skin in the game these days. | 1.3529 | 0.06017 | 102 | 73 | 22 | 7 |
1116 | I've never seen a no-hitter. | 1.3529 | 0.05918 | 119 | 88 | 20 | 11 |
1117 | I don't think he's cut out for the big leagues. The kid's got no heart. No guts. | 1.3529 | 0.05853 | 102 | 72 | 24 | 6 |
1118 | Read the rulebook, totally legal! | 1.3529 | 0.06196 | 85 | 59 | 22 | 4 |
1119 | They're gonna see right through this guy | 1.3529 | 0.05332 | 102 | 69 | 30 | 3 |
1120 | Whitest White Sox I've ever seen. | 1.3529 | 0.05796 | 119 | 87 | 22 | 10 |
1121 | Next up is our best Ghost Runner. | 1.3529 | 0.06017 | 102 | 73 | 22 | 7 |
1122 | He's even better at night games. | 1.3525 | 0.05450 | 122 | 87 | 27 | 8 |
1123 | Every game he plays is a no hitter | 1.3524 | 0.05739 | 105 | 74 | 25 | 6 |
1124 | We had met our salary cap. | 1.3524 | 0.06049 | 105 | 76 | 21 | 8 |
1125 | He’s a bit wishy-washy.Not sure he’ll make it. | 1.3524 | 0.05577 | 105 | 73 | 27 | 5 |
1126 | I just can't see him making the team. | 1.3520 | 0.05359 | 125 | 89 | 28 | 8 |
1127 | He hates when they say, no batter, no batter. | 1.3519 | 0.06074 | 108 | 79 | 20 | 9 |
1128 | Did you ever think a no body like him could make it to the big leagues? | 1.3519 | 0.06074 | 108 | 79 | 20 | 9 |
1129 | It does cause some confusion in the showers, however. | 1.3519 | 0.06074 | 108 | 79 | 20 | 9 |
1130 | Who’s on first and Nobody’s on deck. | 1.3516 | 0.06878 | 91 | 68 | 14 | 9 |
1131 | Now we may stand a Ghost of a chance! | 1.3511 | 0.06183 | 94 | 67 | 21 | 6 |
1132 | “He’s our secret designated hitter. If he takes a swing it looks like he’s throwing the bat, so the infielders duck and all our base runners steal a base! If he actually gets a hit, it’s always a home run because everyone likes to watch him run.” | 1.3505 | 0.06561 | 97 | 72 | 16 | 9 |
1133 | I hope this guy showed up to play. | 1.3505 | 0.05492 | 97 | 66 | 28 | 3 |
1134 | You see, it's not that New Yorker cartoons are almost entirely white. It's that we don't see color. | 1.3504 | 0.05735 | 117 | 85 | 23 | 9 |
1135 | Give me one good reason why he can't steal first base. | 1.3500 | 0.05876 | 120 | 89 | 20 | 11 |
1136 | Love our team spirit. | 1.3500 | 0.05925 | 100 | 71 | 23 | 6 |
1137 | The cartoonist actually submitted this? | 1.3500 | 0.06723 | 100 | 76 | 13 | 11 |
1138 | I dunno, the kid came out of nowhere. | 1.3495 | 0.05806 | 103 | 73 | 24 | 6 |
1139 | It's that new sunblock. Guarantees total protection for 9 innings. | 1.3495 | 0.05640 | 103 | 72 | 26 | 5 |
1140 | You see him, too? The Ghost of seasons past. | 1.3495 | 0.05468 | 103 | 71 | 28 | 4 |
1141 | Can't strike out a guy you can't see. | 1.3495 | 0.05968 | 103 | 74 | 22 | 7 |
1142 | You gotta hand it to him | 1.3494 | 0.06734 | 83 | 60 | 17 | 6 |
1143 | Sure, he's an empty suit, but he's batting .300! | 1.3492 | 0.05203 | 126 | 89 | 30 | 7 |
1144 | I don't get it, record batting average, record home runs and still no tv commercials. | 1.3491 | 0.06149 | 106 | 78 | 19 | 9 |
1145 | The upside is he's hard to tag out. " | 1.3491 | 0.05850 | 106 | 76 | 23 | 7 |
1146 | Eye-hand coordination isn't everything. | 1.3491 | 0.06294 | 106 | 79 | 17 | 10 |
1147 | He used to be an Olympic diver, but he wasn’t getting noticed. | 1.3486 | 0.05587 | 109 | 77 | 26 | 6 |
1148 | He should be more strategic. He’s completely transparent. | 1.3486 | 0.05738 | 109 | 78 | 24 | 7 |
1149 | He's an empty suit, but boy can he hit! | 1.3486 | 0.06302 | 109 | 82 | 16 | 11 |
1150 | It’s the team’s designated virtual. | 1.3482 | 0.05772 | 112 | 81 | 23 | 8 |
1151 | He has a terrific strike zone! | 1.3478 | 0.05799 | 115 | 84 | 22 | 9 |
1152 | He's got no visible strike-zone. | 1.3475 | 0.05160 | 118 | 82 | 31 | 5 |
1153 | And they say we don’t have a ghost of a chance, huh?!? | 1.3474 | 0.05751 | 95 | 66 | 25 | 4 |
1154 | On the bright side, he's not shoeless. | 1.3474 | 0.05751 | 95 | 66 | 25 | 4 |
1155 | I thought that was a front office thing! | 1.3474 | 0.06308 | 95 | 69 | 19 | 7 |
1156 | They never know if they can catch him looking! | 1.3471 | 0.05341 | 121 | 86 | 28 | 7 |
1157 | He's the best I never saw. | 1.3471 | 0.05211 | 121 | 85 | 30 | 6 |
1158 | He’s a breath of fresh air. | 1.3469 | 0.05637 | 98 | 68 | 26 | 4 |
1159 | This is the face of our franchise?" | 1.3469 | 0.06171 | 98 | 71 | 20 | 7 |
1160 | More transparency is required to restore public trust in the game. | 1.3469 | 0.05998 | 98 | 70 | 22 | 6 |
1161 | His head isn't the only thing that's not in the game. | 1.3469 | 0.05820 | 98 | 69 | 24 | 5 |
1162 | That's something you don't see everyday! | 1.3465 | 0.05705 | 101 | 71 | 25 | 5 |
1163 | All our decisions are now tranparent. | 1.3465 | 0.06042 | 101 | 73 | 21 | 7 |
1164 | I really just don’t see color, Bill | 1.3465 | 0.06042 | 101 | 73 | 21 | 7 |
1165 | At least we don't have to pay him full salary. | 1.3465 | 0.05705 | 101 | 71 | 25 | 5 |
1166 | They're never going to see this coming | 1.3462 | 0.05920 | 104 | 75 | 22 | 7 |
1167 | This guy's stats are out of sight! | 1.3462 | 0.06075 | 104 | 76 | 20 | 8 |
1168 | This guy has no ego | 1.3455 | 0.05546 | 110 | 78 | 26 | 6 |
1169 | Can you believe he was a nobody at the start of the season? | 1.3452 | 0.05987 | 84 | 58 | 23 | 3 |
1170 | Oh, the player to be named later ... | 1.3451 | 0.05865 | 113 | 83 | 21 | 9 |
1171 | He's never been a standout player, but he's phenomenal at stealing bases. | 1.3451 | 0.05446 | 113 | 80 | 27 | 6 |
1172 | Is anyone on first? | 1.3448 | 0.05757 | 116 | 85 | 22 | 9 |
1173 | It seems our shortstop has been the victim of identity theft. | 1.3448 | 0.06080 | 87 | 61 | 22 | 4 |
1174 | He's a riot in the showers. | 1.3444 | 0.06546 | 90 | 66 | 17 | 7 |
1175 | I can see right through this guy. He's no ball player. | 1.3444 | 0.06352 | 90 | 65 | 19 | 6 |
1176 | Poor guy! He's just a shadow of his former self. | 1.3444 | 0.05733 | 90 | 62 | 25 | 3 |
1177 | How are we going to tell if he gets hit by a pitch? | 1.3438 | 0.05892 | 96 | 68 | 23 | 5 |
1178 | He’s out. | 1.3438 | 0.06253 | 96 | 70 | 19 | 7 |
1179 | But wait 'til you see him pitch! | 1.3438 | 0.06075 | 96 | 69 | 21 | 6 |
1180 | Pretty sure he’s sleeping with my wife but I can’t prove it. | 1.3438 | 0.05594 | 128 | 95 | 22 | 11 |
1181 | He played his minor league ball in a cornfield in Iowa. | 1.3438 | 0.06253 | 96 | 70 | 19 | 7 |
1182 | He still seems like a lightweight to me. | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1183 | Couldn't he just take a knee during the Anthem? | 1.3434 | 0.06285 | 99 | 73 | 18 | 8 |
1184 | All dressed up, but no face to go. | 1.3434 | 0.05772 | 99 | 70 | 24 | 5 |
1185 | He’s impossible to hit. | 1.3434 | 0.05948 | 99 | 71 | 22 | 6 |
1186 | ...On the other hand, everyone remembers his name. | 1.3433 | 0.05308 | 134 | 98 | 26 | 10 |
1187 | I enjoy being back, but some folks still prefer working from home. | 1.3431 | 0.05828 | 102 | 73 | 23 | 6 |
1188 | If he gets on base have him take off his uniform. | 1.3429 | 0.05872 | 105 | 76 | 22 | 7 |
1189 | Four year deal, no sign-on bonus and for practically nothing! | 1.3429 | 0.06176 | 105 | 78 | 18 | 9 |
1190 | He’ s going in the game as the ghost runner in the 10th. | 1.3429 | 0.05552 | 105 | 74 | 26 | 5 |
1191 | It’s only inconvenient when he wants to chew tobacco | 1.3429 | 0.05714 | 105 | 75 | 24 | 6 |
1192 | He’s not really all there, but he comes cheap. | 1.3426 | 0.06052 | 108 | 80 | 19 | 9 |
1193 | Is it Who, What, or I Don’t Know? | 1.3426 | 0.05607 | 108 | 77 | 25 | 6 |
1194 | I hear that there are a lot of counterfeit trading cards of him out there . | 1.3426 | 0.05607 | 108 | 77 | 25 | 6 |
1195 | Jackson’s atypical for a catcher…..usually the legs go first. | 1.3426 | 0.05759 | 108 | 78 | 23 | 7 |
1196 | I just don't know what the manager sees in the new guy | 1.3425 | 0.07356 | 73 | 54 | 13 | 6 |
1197 | Ya gotta be invisible if you’re a girl who wants to play with the big boys. | 1.3421 | 0.05407 | 114 | 81 | 27 | 6 |
1198 | I thought you said invincible not invisible. | 1.3418 | 0.06951 | 79 | 58 | 15 | 6 |
1199 | He is here in spirit | 1.3415 | 0.06989 | 82 | 61 | 14 | 7 |
1200 | What did you expect? We signed him for next to nothing | 1.3412 | 0.07012 | 85 | 64 | 13 | 8 |
1201 | Not much of a ball player but great potential as a manager. | 1.3412 | 0.06600 | 85 | 62 | 17 | 6 |
1202 | No one has actually seen him play! | 1.3409 | 0.06836 | 88 | 66 | 14 | 8 |
1203 | He can’t afford to be hit again | 1.3409 | 0.06442 | 88 | 64 | 18 | 6 |
1204 | Without the uniform, hat, glove and bat, he'd be nothing. | 1.3407 | 0.06096 | 91 | 65 | 21 | 5 |
1205 | He's just phoning it in again. | 1.3404 | 0.05770 | 94 | 66 | 24 | 4 |
1206 | This will be his first appearance in a game. | 1.3404 | 0.05770 | 94 | 66 | 24 | 4 |
1207 | He keeps forgetting he's not at Hogwarts anymore | 1.3404 | 0.05965 | 94 | 67 | 22 | 5 |
1208 | He can crowd the plate and he’s never been hit by a pitch | 1.3404 | 0.06154 | 94 | 68 | 20 | 6 |
1209 | I think I know why he isn't seeing the ball well. | 1.3402 | 0.06022 | 97 | 70 | 21 | 6 |
1210 | Not only can he hit, there's 27% less of him to tag! | 1.3402 | 0.06198 | 97 | 71 | 19 | 7 |
1211 | He was a better player when he was alive. | 1.3402 | 0.05654 | 97 | 68 | 25 | 4 |
1212 | He hasn't had his head in the game lately. | 1.3402 | 0.05841 | 97 | 69 | 23 | 5 |
1213 | There's really no I in this team. | 1.3402 | 0.05654 | 97 | 68 | 25 | 4 |
1214 | If the Astros can't SEE our signs, they can't steal them | 1.3402 | 0.05841 | 97 | 69 | 23 | 5 |
1215 | The new bat boy doesn't block my view" | 1.3400 | 0.06067 | 100 | 73 | 20 | 7 |
1216 | It saves us a fortune on bobblehead designers. | 1.3400 | 0.05898 | 100 | 72 | 22 | 6 |
1217 | He thought I said 'suit up OR show up". | 1.3400 | 0.05360 | 100 | 69 | 28 | 3 |
1218 | She insisted we show her legs! | 1.3400 | 0.06231 | 100 | 74 | 18 | 8 |
1219 | Less resistance on the swing, apparently. | 1.3400 | 0.05545 | 100 | 70 | 26 | 4 |
1220 | You would think he would be better at stealing bases. | 1.3398 | 0.06552 | 103 | 79 | 13 | 11 |
1221 | I have never seen him shower. | 1.3398 | 0.05943 | 103 | 75 | 21 | 7 |
1222 | He's hard to read. | 1.3398 | 0.06255 | 103 | 77 | 17 | 9 |
1223 | Stole 300 bases last year. | 1.3398 | 0.05614 | 103 | 73 | 25 | 5 |
1224 | He really responded to your “There’s no ‘I’ in ‘team’” speech. | 1.3398 | 0.05943 | 103 | 75 | 21 | 7 |
1225 | First the ghost runner. Now this. | 1.3398 | 0.05614 | 103 | 73 | 25 | 5 |
1226 | Fastest man I ever saw. You know he's on third base now. | 1.3398 | 0.05781 | 103 | 74 | 23 | 6 |
1227 | Finally, no more gender problems. | 1.3396 | 0.05509 | 106 | 75 | 26 | 5 |
1228 | He just had to go to the bathroom real quick. | 1.3396 | 0.06126 | 106 | 79 | 18 | 9 |
1229 | Interesting ploy for a new contract! | 1.3396 | 0.05826 | 106 | 77 | 22 | 7 |
1230 | Total sunscreen. | 1.3396 | 0.05978 | 106 | 77 | 20 | 8 |
1231 | He has sacrificed enough | 1.3396 | 0.05669 | 106 | 76 | 24 | 6 |
1232 | Sure, it does get a little awkward in the after game shower! | 1.3394 | 0.05564 | 109 | 78 | 25 | 6 |
1233 | Ever since he got hit with a fly ball, the poor guy's just not all there anymore. | 1.3394 | 0.05564 | 109 | 78 | 25 | 6 |
1234 | This game is so boring, I don’t think anyone will notice. | 1.3394 | 0.05861 | 109 | 80 | 21 | 8 |
1235 | Not having his head in the game is one thing, but this is ridiculous! | 1.3393 | 0.05609 | 112 | 81 | 24 | 7 |
1236 | We’re still negotiating. He wants more money for his name, image, and likeness." | 1.3391 | 0.05368 | 115 | 82 | 27 | 6 |
1237 | When he gets to third base, he strips off his uniform and steals home. | 1.3390 | 0.05412 | 118 | 85 | 26 | 7 |
1238 | He's better at soccer. | 1.3375 | 0.06877 | 80 | 59 | 15 | 6 |
1239 | He identifies as Casper. | 1.3375 | 0.06643 | 80 | 58 | 17 | 5 |
1240 | There was no boy in Mudville. | 1.3375 | 0.06400 | 80 | 57 | 19 | 4 |
1241 | Well, he said he didn't intend to show up for spring training. | 1.3375 | 0.05885 | 80 | 55 | 23 | 2 |
1242 | You see, the thing about picking blackberries is you want to make sure they aren't fully ripe. That way the slight tart flavor complements the sweetness of the sugar when you bake them into a pie. I'll show you after the game. | 1.3373 | 0.06916 | 83 | 62 | 14 | 7 |
1243 | He's hard to tag out. | 1.3372 | 0.06741 | 86 | 64 | 15 | 7 |
1244 | Trust me, he has all the intangibles. | 1.3372 | 0.05874 | 86 | 60 | 23 | 3 |
1245 | It's hard for him to keep his eye on the ball. | 1.3372 | 0.06535 | 86 | 63 | 17 | 6 |
1246 | You really have to see him hit. | 1.3371 | 0.06177 | 89 | 64 | 20 | 5 |
1247 | He's got to learn to keep himself in the game | 1.3370 | 0.06424 | 92 | 68 | 17 | 7 |
1248 | I thought the player-to-be-named-later would be here by now. | 1.3370 | 0.06041 | 92 | 66 | 21 | 5 |
1249 | I’ve tried to coach him, but I get the sense that he’s not fully present. | 1.3370 | 0.05632 | 92 | 64 | 25 | 3 |
1250 | His wife got the rest in the divorce. | 1.3370 | 0.06960 | 92 | 71 | 11 | 10 |
1251 | He looks like nothing now, but he's gonna be great when he gets some good instruction! | 1.3368 | 0.05521 | 95 | 66 | 26 | 3 |
1252 | Oh, this is what you meant by a 'nobody.' | 1.3368 | 0.05720 | 95 | 67 | 24 | 4 |
1253 | He will never be caught looking. | 1.3368 | 0.06099 | 95 | 69 | 20 | 6 |
1254 | Fantasy baseball has come a long way. | 1.3368 | 0.05720 | 95 | 67 | 24 | 4 |
1255 | Best part is, his salary is paid in cryptocurrency. | 1.3367 | 0.05792 | 98 | 70 | 23 | 5 |
1256 | 80% of life is just showing up. | 1.3367 | 0.06144 | 98 | 72 | 19 | 7 |
1257 | So I told our new scout we need someone invincible. | 1.3367 | 0.06478 | 98 | 74 | 15 | 9 |
1258 | The best part is he can't be tested for steroids. | 1.3367 | 0.05607 | 98 | 69 | 25 | 4 |
1259 | He’s not afraid of an inside fastball. | 1.3367 | 0.06478 | 98 | 74 | 15 | 9 |
1260 | It really messes with the other team. | 1.3367 | 0.06313 | 98 | 73 | 17 | 8 |
1261 | Hey, they only root for the uniform, anyway. | 1.3366 | 0.05317 | 101 | 70 | 28 | 3 |
1262 | After he slides into third he puts his uniform back on. | 1.3365 | 0.06051 | 104 | 77 | 19 | 8 |
1263 | They say the clothes make the man | 1.3365 | 0.05569 | 104 | 74 | 25 | 5 |
1264 | When he takes off that uniform he can steal every base. | 1.3365 | 0.06051 | 104 | 77 | 19 | 8 |
1265 | He’s our new decimated hitter. | 1.3365 | 0.05569 | 104 | 74 | 25 | 5 |
1266 | I told him to just keep his head in the game! | 1.3365 | 0.05399 | 104 | 73 | 27 | 4 |
1267 | No Uniform..No Strike Zone ! | 1.3364 | 0.06077 | 107 | 80 | 18 | 9 |
1268 | He's our best ghost runner, but I want to see if he can hit, too. | 1.3364 | 0.05302 | 107 | 75 | 28 | 4 |
1269 | Everybody's talkin' him up, but he ain't much to look at. | 1.3364 | 0.05780 | 107 | 78 | 22 | 7 |
1270 | Will this count as a plate appearance? | 1.3364 | 0.05625 | 107 | 76 | 24 | 6 |
1271 | Timmy's whole family is in the Witness Protection Program. | 1.3364 | 0.05816 | 110 | 81 | 21 | 8 |
1272 | He's usually our ghost runner | 1.3363 | 0.05423 | 113 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
1273 | They’ll never see him coming. Just try to tag him out. | 1.3363 | 0.05567 | 113 | 82 | 24 | 7 |
1274 | When he used to play naked, he was unstoppable. | 1.3360 | 0.05558 | 125 | 93 | 22 | 10 |
1275 | What a lousy trade....we got nothing. | 1.3359 | 0.05235 | 128 | 93 | 27 | 8 |
1276 | No one’s ever seen him miss. | 1.3333 | 0.05372 | 99 | 69 | 27 | 3 |
1277 | Seeing is believing. | 1.3333 | 0.06044 | 87 | 62 | 21 | 4 |
1278 | So DH now stands for Disappearing Hitter! | 1.3333 | 0.05262 | 108 | 76 | 28 | 4 |
1279 | Sometimes he steals a base and then has his uniform delivered. | 1.3333 | 0.06120 | 90 | 65 | 20 | 5 |
1280 | Now that’s what I call adding team “Spirit” | 1.3333 | 0.06185 | 84 | 60 | 20 | 4 |
1281 | I’ve never seen anybody so excited to get traded. | 1.3333 | 0.06321 | 90 | 66 | 18 | 6 |
1282 | I see our newest player has taken this transparency issue to an all new level" | 1.3333 | 0.05525 | 105 | 75 | 25 | 5 |
1283 | This cancel culture is going too far! | 1.3333 | 0.06675 | 87 | 65 | 15 | 7 |
1284 | Well, at least we know that the pitcher can't intimidate him with a bean ball. | 1.3333 | 0.06321 | 90 | 66 | 18 | 6 |
1285 | He leaves everything on the field. | 1.3333 | 0.06261 | 87 | 63 | 19 | 5 |
1286 | It really doesn't effect his game, but it does make the showers awkward. | 1.3333 | 0.06321 | 90 | 66 | 18 | 6 |
1287 | Ironically, he’s got some great tattoos. | 1.3333 | 0.05480 | 111 | 80 | 25 | 6 |
1288 | He can't hit, but he's great at stealing bases. | 1.3333 | 0.05581 | 108 | 78 | 24 | 6 |
1289 | You know, I feel like we'll have a no hitter today. | 1.3333 | 0.05819 | 87 | 61 | 23 | 3 |
1290 | I’ve never seen a player like him before. | 1.3333 | 0.06412 | 84 | 61 | 18 | 5 |
1291 | It's a supply-chain issue." | 1.3333 | 0.05583 | 93 | 65 | 25 | 3 |
1292 | This guy’s is out of our league. | 1.3333 | 0.05819 | 87 | 61 | 23 | 3 |
1293 | Plus, the uniform flies off as soon as he starts to run. | 1.3333 | 0.06126 | 102 | 76 | 18 | 8 |
1294 | I just can’t see what’s so great about him! | 1.3333 | 0.06261 | 87 | 63 | 19 | 5 |
1295 | He scares the wits out of pitchers. | 1.3333 | 0.05801 | 102 | 74 | 22 | 6 |
1296 | Lemme tell you, she's so much better than Mr. Fantastic! | 1.3333 | 0.06419 | 69 | 48 | 19 | 2 |
1297 | Did he ever show up at practice? | 1.3333 | 0.04856 | 117 | 81 | 33 | 3 |
1298 | Ruth just decided to come back. | 1.3333 | 0.05688 | 105 | 76 | 23 | 6 |
1299 | The problem is, once you let ghost runners play in extra innings, they want to play all the time | 1.3333 | 0.06365 | 93 | 69 | 17 | 7 |
1300 | That’s Joe for you. He always seems to disappear in the playoffs. | 1.3333 | 0.06398 | 96 | 71 | 16 | 8 |
1301 | He strips to steal second base. | 1.3333 | 0.06471 | 87 | 64 | 17 | 6 |
1302 | He's really outta sight! | 1.3333 | 0.05883 | 108 | 80 | 20 | 8 |
1303 | They say he’s the world’s best ghost runner. | 1.3333 | 0.05987 | 93 | 67 | 21 | 5 |
1304 | Never shoulda fallen for the player-to-be-named-later deal. | 1.3333 | 0.06573 | 81 | 59 | 17 | 5 |
1305 | Forget the hidden ball trick, we got the hidden batter trick. | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 108 | 79 | 22 | 7 |
1306 | It keeps him from getting hit. | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1307 | He is a real 'clean-up' batter | 1.3333 | 0.05948 | 84 | 59 | 22 | 3 |
1308 | Not much of a hitter, but a holy terror on the basepaths! | 1.3333 | 0.06120 | 90 | 65 | 20 | 5 |
1309 | You saw Field of Dreams, right? | 1.3333 | 0.05788 | 93 | 66 | 23 | 4 |
1310 | Has anyone else used that new rubbing alcohol? | 1.3304 | 0.05200 | 115 | 82 | 28 | 5 |
1311 | The divorce really took a lot out of him." | 1.3304 | 0.05289 | 112 | 80 | 27 | 5 |
1312 | The best part about him is he couldn’t do steroids even if he wanted to! | 1.3304 | 0.05439 | 112 | 81 | 25 | 6 |
1313 | They say he left it all on the field | 1.3304 | 0.05866 | 112 | 84 | 19 | 9 |
1314 | She's the first trans parent in the league. | 1.3304 | 0.05866 | 112 | 84 | 19 | 9 |
1315 | And you mocked fantasy baseball. | 1.3304 | 0.05135 | 112 | 79 | 29 | 4 |
1316 | It's the Player-To-Be-Named-Later. | 1.3304 | 0.05585 | 112 | 82 | 23 | 7 |
1317 | Casper at the bat. | 1.3302 | 0.06248 | 106 | 81 | 15 | 10 |
1318 | He’s a good kid, but I don’t think he has a ghost of chance in this league. | 1.3302 | 0.05143 | 106 | 74 | 29 | 3 |
1319 | Who says that we don't have a ghost of a chance here? | 1.3302 | 0.05143 | 106 | 74 | 29 | 3 |
1320 | Nobody's on deck. Get it? | 1.3301 | 0.06075 | 103 | 77 | 18 | 8 |
1321 | His name is Perdu | 1.3301 | 0.06075 | 103 | 77 | 18 | 8 |
1322 | It's what I love about this game: players start out as nobodies, then become famous and recognizable everywhere. Usually. | 1.3301 | 0.05586 | 103 | 74 | 24 | 5 |
1323 | What are this hitter’s preferred pronouns? | 1.3301 | 0.05917 | 103 | 76 | 20 | 7 |
1324 | Well, it looks like he knocked himself out of the park again. | 1.3301 | 0.05586 | 103 | 74 | 24 | 5 |
1325 | Can you believe coach almost made him catcher? | 1.3300 | 0.05695 | 100 | 72 | 23 | 5 |
1326 | He’s been reading that Ralph Ellison book again | 1.3300 | 0.05870 | 100 | 73 | 21 | 6 |
1327 | He’s been unconscious lately. | 1.3300 | 0.06204 | 100 | 75 | 17 | 8 |
1328 | Like I always say, "you can't hit, what you can't see". | 1.3300 | 0.05870 | 100 | 73 | 21 | 6 |
1329 | If he gets on, watch what happens when he steals a base! | 1.3299 | 0.05811 | 97 | 70 | 22 | 5 |
1330 | His girlfriend just ghosted him. | 1.3299 | 0.05623 | 97 | 69 | 24 | 4 |
1331 | Anything to distract the pitcher. | 1.3299 | 0.05811 | 97 | 70 | 22 | 5 |
1332 | He can't hit or field worth a damn but boy can he steal bases. | 1.3299 | 0.05429 | 97 | 68 | 26 | 3 |
1333 | Cooper can run pretty good, but the man's got no arm. | 1.3299 | 0.05623 | 97 | 69 | 24 | 4 |
1334 | Free agent. | 1.3298 | 0.05933 | 94 | 68 | 21 | 5 |
1335 | We got him in a trade. He is the player to be made later. | 1.3298 | 0.05104 | 94 | 64 | 29 | 1 |
1336 | He's not much of a presence on social media either. | 1.3298 | 0.06123 | 94 | 69 | 19 | 6 |
1337 | I guess the GM is taking the new "Ghost Runner" rule seriously. | 1.3298 | 0.05933 | 94 | 68 | 21 | 5 |
1338 | he thinks he's funny when he puts his uniform on backwards. | 1.3297 | 0.06063 | 91 | 66 | 20 | 5 |
1339 | Gracias a dios aun tiene cojones... | 1.3297 | 0.06063 | 91 | 66 | 20 | 5 |
1340 | Kinda hard to know if he got the signal. | 1.3297 | 0.05426 | 91 | 63 | 26 | 2 |
1341 | Goddam affirmative action.... | 1.3297 | 0.06063 | 91 | 66 | 20 | 5 |
1342 | As a kid, he was always the ghost runner. | 1.3297 | 0.05859 | 91 | 65 | 22 | 4 |
1343 | He thinks it’s cancel culture. | 1.3297 | 0.06454 | 91 | 68 | 16 | 7 |
1344 | He’s our new ghost runner. | 1.3297 | 0.06063 | 91 | 66 | 20 | 5 |
1345 | He can't hit worth a damn, but no one can steal a sign off him! | 1.3297 | 0.05859 | 91 | 65 | 22 | 4 |
1346 | He does a great fade away slide | 1.3295 | 0.05534 | 88 | 61 | 25 | 2 |
1347 | We are truly living in the golden age of fantasy baseball, Bob. | 1.3295 | 0.06201 | 88 | 64 | 19 | 5 |
1348 | Rookie did a no show | 1.3295 | 0.06201 | 88 | 64 | 19 | 5 |
1349 | He works from home. | 1.3295 | 0.06201 | 88 | 64 | 19 | 5 |
1350 | And you still say we are going with “total transparency” | 1.3294 | 0.06124 | 85 | 61 | 20 | 4 |
1351 | Yeh, he's not all there, but you should see him run | 1.3294 | 0.06348 | 85 | 62 | 18 | 5 |
1352 | The Emperor's new pastime. | 1.3294 | 0.06124 | 85 | 61 | 20 | 4 |
1353 | Our non-binary ringer..... | 1.3293 | 0.06505 | 82 | 60 | 17 | 5 |
1354 | Yeah, the kid's amazing. I've never seen anything like him. | 1.3293 | 0.06025 | 82 | 58 | 21 | 3 |
1355 | He’s good, he’s just not all there. | 1.3291 | 0.05899 | 79 | 55 | 22 | 2 |
1356 | Watch how he crowds the plate. | 1.3289 | 0.06593 | 76 | 55 | 17 | 4 |
1357 | I don’t see what the scouts saw in him. | 1.3281 | 0.05216 | 128 | 94 | 26 | 8 |
1358 | Best damned all-round utility player we have ever had. | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
1359 | You've never seen a hitter like this | 1.3274 | 0.05399 | 113 | 82 | 25 | 6 |
1360 | He’s our virtual base runner. | 1.3271 | 0.05599 | 107 | 78 | 23 | 6 |
1361 | We really gotta get that player to be named later nailed down. | 1.3271 | 0.05439 | 107 | 77 | 25 | 5 |
1362 | Must be some kind of Field of Dreams tie in . . .They used to call a screw ball the fade away . .. | 1.3269 | 0.05370 | 104 | 74 | 26 | 4 |
1363 | He plays like an empty suit but the fans love him. | 1.3269 | 0.05370 | 104 | 74 | 26 | 4 |
1364 | I just hope he doesn’t get hit by a pitch. | 1.3269 | 0.05707 | 104 | 76 | 22 | 6 |
1365 | Solid hitter...but holy cow, his intangibles. | 1.3269 | 0.05707 | 104 | 76 | 22 | 6 |
1366 | He might not look like much but he can play! | 1.3267 | 0.05648 | 101 | 73 | 23 | 5 |
1367 | You're right, he disappears under pressure. | 1.3267 | 0.05648 | 101 | 73 | 23 | 5 |
1368 | Labor shortage! | 1.3267 | 0.05648 | 101 | 73 | 23 | 5 |
1369 | This looks like a no-hitter | 1.3267 | 0.06151 | 101 | 76 | 17 | 8 |
1370 | He routinely does things we’ve never seen before. | 1.3267 | 0.05648 | 101 | 73 | 23 | 5 |
1371 | Holds the all-time record for stolen bases. | 1.3265 | 0.05941 | 98 | 72 | 20 | 6 |
1372 | If he could just get his head around it and his arms back, he'd have a helluva swing. | 1.3265 | 0.05941 | 98 | 72 | 20 | 6 |
1373 | Heads I win. | 1.3263 | 0.05881 | 95 | 69 | 21 | 5 |
1374 | The guy’s got a game face like you’ve never seen. | 1.3263 | 0.06068 | 95 | 70 | 19 | 6 |
1375 | He's about half the player he used to be. | 1.3261 | 0.05378 | 92 | 64 | 26 | 2 |
1376 | dude i didn’t even know he was in the shower with me until— well, i don’t want to ruin it | 1.3261 | 0.05378 | 92 | 64 | 26 | 2 |
1377 | I can’t see what the fuss is all about. | 1.3261 | 0.06203 | 92 | 68 | 18 | 6 |
1378 | I mean I really can’t see him striking out. | 1.3261 | 0.06393 | 92 | 69 | 16 | 7 |
1379 | Too much sunscreen I suppose. | 1.3258 | 0.06545 | 89 | 67 | 15 | 7 |
1380 | He’s our imaginary runner. | 1.3258 | 0.06737 | 89 | 68 | 13 | 8 |
1381 | He's our new designated phantom. | 1.3258 | 0.06143 | 89 | 65 | 19 | 5 |
1382 | He's a clear MVP candidate. | 1.3256 | 0.05595 | 86 | 60 | 24 | 2 |
1383 | I thought empty suits were strictly for management. | 1.3256 | 0.06500 | 86 | 64 | 16 | 6 |
1384 | His memoirs were also written by a ghost writer. | 1.3256 | 0.05595 | 86 | 60 | 24 | 2 |
1385 | I can't see him making it to the playoffs. | 1.3254 | 0.05143 | 126 | 92 | 27 | 7 |
1386 | He might not look like much, but boy can he play! | 1.3253 | 0.06206 | 83 | 60 | 18 | 4 |
1387 | There's nothing to these new recruits--it's all just hype. | 1.3253 | 0.05965 | 83 | 59 | 21 | 3 |
1388 | Don't worry. The referee is blind. | 1.3253 | 0.06663 | 83 | 62 | 15 | 6 |
1389 | He’s our invisible threat. | 1.3253 | 0.06206 | 83 | 60 | 19 | 4 |
1390 | I think Joe's run home. | 1.3253 | 0.06206 | 83 | 60 | 19 | 4 |
1391 | He's never really been all there, little bit of an air head. | 1.3253 | 0.05965 | 83 | 59 | 21 | 3 |
1392 | We just picked him up from the Yankees! ..To think they didn’t see much in him. | 1.3253 | 0.05965 | 83 | 59 | 21 | 3 |
1393 | As far as prospects go, he's not just another face in the crowd, that's for sure. | 1.3253 | 0.05965 | 83 | 59 | 21 | 3 |
1394 | When the empty suits took over the front office, I knew this was inevitable. | 1.3253 | 0.06439 | 83 | 61 | 17 | 5 |
1395 | The players union called for more transparency. | 1.3250 | 0.06602 | 80 | 59 | 16 | 5 |
1396 | An empty suit, just like his father. | 1.3250 | 0.05839 | 80 | 56 | 22 | 2 |
1397 | We almost traded him for the Phantom of the Outfield. | 1.3248 | 0.05406 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
1398 | I’m hoping he’ll help our team, but he has a lot of holes in his swing | 1.3247 | 0.06778 | 77 | 57 | 15 | 5 |
1399 | Oh, Carl... I haven't seen him for a long time. | 1.3247 | 0.06778 | 77 | 57 | 15 | 5 |
1400 | Can you believe our scouts found this guy? | 1.3247 | 0.05680 | 77 | 53 | 23 | 1 |
1401 | He’s the perfect pinch hitter | 1.3247 | 0.05974 | 77 | 54 | 21 | 2 |
1402 | She's a whiffle ball champion. | 1.3246 | 0.05212 | 114 | 82 | 27 | 5 |
1403 | He started out in boxing but everybody realized it was a little unfair. | 1.3246 | 0.05777 | 114 | 86 | 19 | 9 |
1404 | No one can read his signs | 1.3246 | 0.05641 | 114 | 85 | 21 | 8 |
1405 | He disappeared in the playoffs | 1.3243 | 0.07227 | 74 | 56 | 12 | 6 |
1406 | Well, this should finally cut down on player poaching. | 1.3241 | 0.05708 | 108 | 80 | 21 | 7 |
1407 | All I said was to see it through. | 1.3241 | 0.05858 | 108 | 81 | 19 | 8 |
1408 | I’m thinking of letting him pitch . | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
1409 | Baseball is all about merchandising now. | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
1410 | Great contact hitter. He's hardly ever caught looking. | 1.3238 | 0.04784 | 105 | 72 | 32 | 1 |
1411 | We had ghost runners in my neighborhood when I was a kid, but this is a first. | 1.3235 | 0.05243 | 102 | 72 | 27 | 3 |
1412 | He could be one of the best; but he never shows up for practice. | 1.3235 | 0.05772 | 102 | 75 | 21 | 6 |
1413 | Looks like a new variant. | 1.3235 | 0.06099 | 102 | 77 | 17 | 8 |
1414 | He was an extra in 'Field of Dreams.' | 1.3235 | 0.05938 | 102 | 76 | 19 | 7 |
1415 | The umps sure as hell aren't going to find any 'stickum' on him... | 1.3235 | 0.05601 | 102 | 74 | 23 | 5 |
1416 | This guy can really steal bases! | 1.3232 | 0.05712 | 99 | 70 | 22 | 5 |
1417 | I don’t know Coach, I don’t see this guy going anywhere. | 1.3232 | 0.05529 | 99 | 71 | 24 | 4 |
1418 | Management | 1.3232 | 0.06230 | 99 | 75 | 16 | 8 |
1419 | The scouts had a really hard time finding him | 1.3232 | 0.05712 | 99 | 72 | 22 | 5 |
1420 | I just don't get how a player that good has been totally overlooked. | 1.3229 | 0.06194 | 96 | 72 | 17 | 7 |
1421 | He does well selling his name but not image and likeness rights. Or she does well, we don’t know and can’t think of a safe way to ask. | 1.3229 | 0.05829 | 96 | 70 | 21 | 5 |
1422 | Yeah, remember being a kid and having "ghost runners"... | 1.3229 | 0.05829 | 96 | 70 | 21 | 5 |
1423 | He’s our designated non-fungible token. | 1.3229 | 0.06014 | 96 | 71 | 19 | 6 |
1424 | He doesn't get asked to do a lot of personal appearances. | 1.3229 | 0.05829 | 96 | 70 | 21 | 5 |
1425 | He insists on being paid in cryptocurrency... | 1.3229 | 0.06014 | 96 | 71 | 19 | 6 |
1426 | I haven't had the heart to tell him the Majors no longer uses any ghost runners. | 1.3226 | 0.05547 | 93 | 66 | 24 | 3 |
1427 | When they said he couldn't fill Babe's shoes, I bet they didn't expect this. | 1.3226 | 0.06516 | 93 | 69 | 14 | 8 |
1428 | In between at-bats he takes off the uniform and tickles the opposing pitcher. | 1.3222 | 0.05876 | 90 | 65 | 21 | 4 |
1429 | When you get to the big leagues though, it’s quite common to feel like a nobody. | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
1430 | They haven't been able to tag him out yet. | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
1431 | Hard to see,and sneaky fast. | 1.3222 | 0.05876 | 90 | 65 | 21 | 4 |
1432 | I still get goosebumps when he takes off all his clothes to steal second. | 1.3222 | 0.06482 | 90 | 68 | 15 | 7 |
1433 | Oscar has a, let's just say, foolproof technique for stealing home. | 1.3222 | 0.05876 | 90 | 65 | 21 | 4 |
1434 | On the other hand he never gets hit by a pitch. | 1.3222 | 0.05876 | 90 | 64 | 21 | 4 |
1435 | This was the only way they’d let a girl play. | 1.3222 | 0.06672 | 90 | 69 | 13 | 8 |
1436 | Bill's working from home today. | 1.3222 | 0.06482 | 90 | 68 | 15 | 7 |
1437 | It makes the steroid use less obvious | 1.3220 | 0.06004 | 118 | 92 | 14 | 12 |
1438 | He tries to test me but I can see right through him. | 1.3220 | 0.05367 | 118 | 87 | 24 | 7 |
1439 | I used invisible ink on the lineup card. | 1.3218 | 0.05779 | 87 | 62 | 22 | 3 |
1440 | He’s great at stealing signs. | 1.3218 | 0.05779 | 87 | 62 | 22 | 3 |
1441 | He’s a rookie, but hits like a pro. They’ll never see him coming. | 1.3218 | 0.05543 | 87 | 61 | 24 | 2 |
1442 | I think he is taking this transparency thing too far... | 1.3214 | 0.06144 | 84 | 61 | 19 | 4 |
1443 | If I had more hits than plate appearances, I’d be a batting champion too. | 1.3214 | 0.05262 | 112 | 81 | 26 | 5 |
1444 | Best sunscreen ever. | 1.3214 | 0.06144 | 84 | 61 | 19 | 4 |
1445 | He'd be our best base stealer if he didn't have to wear a uniform. | 1.3211 | 0.05664 | 109 | 81 | 21 | 7 |
1446 | He said he’d give his right arm to play in the Majors, but he never expected they’d demand his left arm and head, too. | 1.3211 | 0.05664 | 109 | 81 | 21 | 7 |
1447 | Is it me or did he put too much sunblock on? | 1.3210 | 0.06533 | 81 | 60 | 16 | 5 |
1448 | He disarmed me with his talent. | 1.3210 | 0.05781 | 81 | 57 | 22 | 2 |
1449 | It doesn't look like he's in the game. | 1.3210 | 0.06292 | 81 | 59 | 18 | 4 |
1450 | I hear he leaves it all on the field! | 1.3210 | 0.06533 | 81 | 60 | 16 | 5 |
1451 | His Dad’s the empty suit who owns the team. | 1.3208 | 0.05453 | 106 | 77 | 24 | 5 |
1452 | Been in this game a long time, but I still see things I haven't seen before | 1.3208 | 0.05615 | 106 | 78 | 22 | 6 |
1453 | Looks like they ghosted another one. | 1.3208 | 0.05773 | 106 | 79 | 20 | 7 |
1454 | Sometimes he only wears his hat. | 1.3205 | 0.07183 | 78 | 60 | 11 | 7 |
1455 | This is one we will have to judge by talent alone. | 1.3205 | 0.05911 | 78 | 54 | 21 | 2 |
1456 | You're right. He doesn't hog the limelight. | 1.3205 | 0.06703 | 78 | 58 | 15 | 5 |
1457 | Player to be named later. | 1.3204 | 0.05888 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 7 |
1458 | And without the uniform just imagine him stealing bases! | 1.3204 | 0.05382 | 103 | 74 | 25 | 4 |
1459 | The pitcher has a hard time seeing the strike zone. | 1.3204 | 0.06048 | 103 | 78 | 17 | 8 |
1460 | He's really a slugger like no one has ever seen. | 1.3204 | 0.05556 | 103 | 75 | 23 | 5 |
1461 | No batter, no batter! | 1.3204 | 0.05556 | 103 | 75 | 23 | 5 |
1462 | I hope he also makes the ball disappear. | 1.3204 | 0.06048 | 103 | 78 | 17 | 8 |
1463 | He's a nobody | 1.3200 | 0.05101 | 100 | 70 | 28 | 2 |
1464 | Technically he has no strike zone. | 1.3200 | 0.06620 | 75 | 55 | 16 | 4 |
1465 | Well, that'll confuse the pitcher | 1.3200 | 0.05840 | 100 | 74 | 20 | 6 |
1466 | He’s just not the same player he once was. | 1.3200 | 0.06010 | 100 | 75 | 18 | 7 |
1467 | Last season he was a nobody. Now look at him! | 1.3200 | 0.06342 | 75 | 54 | 18 | 3 |
1468 | ...I just bumped into him in the shower one day. | 1.3200 | 0.06010 | 100 | 75 | 18 | 7 |
1469 | Poor Jimmy. With his batting average I’d want to be invisible too. | 1.3200 | 0.06342 | 75 | 54 | 18 | 3 |
1470 | Kevin’s taken the ghost runner to whole new level. | 1.3200 | 0.05664 | 100 | 73 | 22 | 5 |
1471 | Those "No batter, no batter, no batter" rants finally had an effect. | 1.3200 | 0.05664 | 100 | 73 | 22 | 5 |
1472 | They said he had potential in the Minor League, I don't see it. | 1.3200 | 0.05483 | 100 | 72 | 24 | 4 |
1473 | ‘“He won’t be caught looking.” | 1.3196 | 0.05778 | 97 | 71 | 21 | 5 |
1474 | The majors, huh? I didn’t see it in him. | 1.3196 | 0.05589 | 97 | 70 | 23 | 4 |
1475 | He's our best ghost runner . | 1.3196 | 0.05394 | 97 | 69 | 25 | 3 |
1476 | They say his game face is intense, but I just don't see it. | 1.3196 | 0.06139 | 97 | 73 | 17 | 7 |
1477 | I hear he was an extra in Field of Dreams. | 1.3196 | 0.05778 | 97 | 71 | 21 | 5 |
1478 | Even with him. This game is still going to be boring........ | 1.3196 | 0.05961 | 97 | 72 | 19 | 6 |
1479 | And then he signed the contract in—get this—invisible ink! | 1.3196 | 0.06311 | 97 | 74 | 15 | 8 |
1480 | Clothes do make the man. | 1.3196 | 0.06311 | 97 | 74 | 15 | 8 |
1481 | No one can touch him. | 1.3196 | 0.06139 | 97 | 73 | 17 | 7 |
1482 | She says that people can't see her. | 1.3194 | 0.06508 | 72 | 52 | 17 | 3 |
1483 | I hope he can hit. I have never seen him. | 1.3191 | 0.05899 | 94 | 69 | 20 | 5 |
1484 | I can't believe he didn't show up! | 1.3191 | 0.06090 | 94 | 70 | 18 | 6 |
1485 | Well you gotta admit, the kid has spirit. | 1.3191 | 0.06090 | 94 | 70 | 18 | 6 |
1486 | Whenever we need a no-hitter we send in this guy. | 1.3191 | 0.06455 | 94 | 72 | 14 | 8 |
1487 | I told you he was just an empty suit. | 1.3191 | 0.06275 | 94 | 71 | 16 | 7 |
1488 | That’s our new recruit. He can’t pitch. He can’t hit. But he’s a great runner. | 1.3191 | 0.05899 | 94 | 69 | 20 | 5 |
1489 | He's better at hide-and-seek than hitting the curveball. | 1.3190 | 0.04989 | 116 | 83 | 29 | 4 |
1490 | Best part is, he's never called out for stealing bases. | 1.3187 | 0.05822 | 91 | 66 | 21 | 4 |
1491 | His talents weren't immediately apparent. | 1.3187 | 0.05822 | 91 | 66 | 21 | 4 |
1492 | Sure,the kid can hit. But he disappears in big games. | 1.3187 | 0.05822 | 91 | 66 | 21 | 4 |
1493 | There's real baseball and fantasy baseball. | 1.3187 | 0.06420 | 91 | 69 | 15 | 7 |
1494 | He claims to be the ghost of Babe Ruth. | 1.3186 | 0.05223 | 113 | 82 | 26 | 5 |
1495 | SPF 900 | 1.3182 | 0.06574 | 88 | 67 | 14 | 7 |
1496 | That's the spirit! | 1.3182 | 0.06373 | 88 | 66 | 16 | 6 |
1497 | I can't see him getting a hit | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
1498 | This makes for a tough strike zone. | 1.3182 | 0.05725 | 88 | 63 | 22 | 3 |
1499 | Hey, it's Florida. Ya can't discuss race, gender, or ectoplasm. | 1.3176 | 0.06528 | 85 | 64 | 15 | 6 |
1500 | He's been very transparent with us during contract negotiations. | 1.3176 | 0.06083 | 85 | 62 | 19 | 4 |
1501 | Well that’s one way to save face if you strike out. | 1.3176 | 0.06083 | 85 | 62 | 19 | 4 |
1502 | Most years we don’t have the arms, but this is getting ridiculous. | 1.3176 | 0.05849 | 85 | 61 | 21 | 3 |
1503 | I wish he were more than an empty suit! | 1.3173 | 0.06151 | 104 | 79 | 15 | 9 |
1504 | No matter what, you never see fear in his eyes. | 1.3171 | 0.05981 | 82 | 59 | 20 | 3 |
1505 | Heh heh, our secret weapon, they'll never see him coming. | 1.3168 | 0.05437 | 101 | 73 | 24 | 4 |
1506 | You’re right they signed an empty suit. | 1.3168 | 0.06123 | 101 | 77 | 16 | 8 |
1507 | You'll probably want to avoid showering at the same time he does. | 1.3165 | 0.06871 | 79 | 60 | 13 | 6 |
1508 | Claude Rains IV. He says call him Claudie. | 1.3165 | 0.06121 | 79 | 57 | 19 | 3 |
1509 | This kid's got a lot of intangibles. | 1.3165 | 0.07103 | 79 | 61 | 11 | 7 |
1510 | I just don’t see it with him, for some reason. | 1.3165 | 0.06121 | 79 | 57 | 19 | 3 |
1511 | So we figured, 'why can't the ghost runner get an at-bat?' | 1.3163 | 0.05909 | 98 | 73 | 19 | 6 |
1512 | This is the 'player to be named later' from that last trade. | 1.3163 | 0.06085 | 98 | 74 | 17 | 7 |
1513 | Yeah, he can really crowd the plate. | 1.3163 | 0.05542 | 98 | 71 | 23 | 4 |
1514 | If the Analytics say empty uniform, who am I to argue? | 1.3162 | 0.05381 | 117 | 87 | 23 | 7 |
1515 | He's our best ghost runner. Let's see if he can hit. | 1.3158 | 0.05333 | 114 | 84 | 24 | 6 |
1516 | We just need to get him on base - after that, nobody can touch him. | 1.3158 | 0.05241 | 95 | 67 | 26 | 2 |
1517 | He's clearly talented. | 1.3158 | 0.07305 | 76 | 59 | 10 | 7 |
1518 | He's never been caught stealing a base | 1.3158 | 0.06808 | 76 | 57 | 14 | 5 |
1519 | Wait till he takes off his uniform and steals 2nd, 3rd, and Home... | 1.3153 | 0.05862 | 111 | 85 | 17 | 9 |
1520 | Before the game, Red, I told the boys to leave it all on the field.” | 1.3152 | 0.06169 | 92 | 69 | 17 | 6 |
1521 | Wait’ll you see the ump if he slides. | 1.3152 | 0.05338 | 92 | 65 | 25 | 2 |
1522 | It's why he has the "Zero" jersey. | 1.3152 | 0.06545 | 92 | 71 | 13 | 8 |
1523 | The League is really stressing greater transparency this season. | 1.3152 | 0.05558 | 92 | 66 | 23 | 3 |
1524 | Twenty bucks says we still see him scratch and spit. | 1.3151 | 0.06723 | 73 | 54 | 15 | 4 |
1525 | I for one think these new players on the Emperor's team look great | 1.3151 | 0.06723 | 73 | 54 | 15 | 4 |
1526 | Yesterday’s trade. He’s the player to be named later. | 1.3151 | 0.07267 | 73 | 56 | 11 | 6 |
1527 | He’s getting ready to clear the bases. | 1.3151 | 0.06130 | 73 | 52 | 19 | 2 |
1528 | That vanishing cream was the only way she could get on base. | 1.3151 | 0.07000 | 73 | 55 | 13 | 5 |
1529 | We asked for "invincible"..autocorrect | 1.3151 | 0.07773 | 73 | 58 | 7 | 8 |
1530 | He’s our Disintegrated Hitter. | 1.3146 | 0.05892 | 89 | 65 | 20 | 4 |
1531 | There’s more than one way to have a no-hitter. | 1.3146 | 0.05892 | 89 | 65 | 20 | 4 |
1532 | Good luck finding the strike zone | 1.3146 | 0.06105 | 89 | 66 | 18 | 5 |
1533 | He’ll show up for the playoffs. | 1.3146 | 0.05671 | 89 | 64 | 22 | 3 |
1534 | He’s the new face of Bitcoin. | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 69 | 13 | 7 |
1535 | We signed Eddie on to add some team spirit. | 1.3146 | 0.05202 | 89 | 62 | 26 | 1 |
1536 | I’ve heard he’s related to ageless Joe! | 1.3143 | 0.07760 | 70 | 55 | 8 | 7 |
1537 | They won’t know what hit ‘em. But neither will we. | 1.3143 | 0.06286 | 70 | 50 | 18 | 2 |
1538 | He’s just some nobody from Springfield | 1.3143 | 0.05948 | 105 | 80 | 17 | 8 |
1539 | Name is "Who", plays first base. | 1.3140 | 0.06462 | 86 | 65 | 15 | 6 |
1540 | I don't believe in ghosts either, but as long as we keep winning, Bob's gonna keep playing. | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1541 | I told you the dude was an empty suit. | 1.3140 | 0.05792 | 86 | 62 | 21 | 3 |
1542 | Good glove, but as a hitter he's nothing to look at. | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1543 | I encouraged him to be invincible. | 1.3137 | 0.05908 | 102 | 77 | 18 | 7 |
1544 | Rick is all about team spirit | 1.3137 | 0.05020 | 102 | 72 | 28 | 2 |
1545 | He's playing headgames again. | 1.3137 | 0.05393 | 102 | 74 | 24 | 4 |
1546 | This guy steals bases like nobody's business! | 1.3137 | 0.05908 | 102 | 77 | 18 | 7 |
1547 | He's a real no-where man!! | 1.3133 | 0.06164 | 83 | 61 | 18 | 4 |
1548 | And we signed him for next to nothing! | 1.3133 | 0.06164 | 83 | 61 | 18 | 4 |
1549 | Ghost runner on second has worked, so why not this? | 1.3133 | 0.06841 | 83 | 64 | 12 | 7 |
1550 | Huge personality, believe it or not. | 1.3133 | 0.06397 | 83 | 62 | 16 | 5 |
1551 | He snuck up on me once in the showers. Scared me half to death. And, oh, is that guy hung! | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1552 | I think this new Rains kid is really working out. | 1.3131 | 0.05106 | 99 | 70 | 27 | 2 |
1553 | Never again - will we accused of non-transparency! | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1554 | We traded our guy for a player to be named later but he still hasn't shown up. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1555 | He told the genie he wanted to be invincible but you know he mumbles. | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1556 | I tell you, this kid came literally outa nowhere! | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1557 | Even ghosts need side gigs in today's economy | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1558 | You should see him do the hidden ball trick. | 1.3130 | 0.05147 | 115 | 84 | 26 | 5 |
1559 | I just can’t see him hitting a home run…and more to the point, I just can’t see him. | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
1560 | 'For a star, he's remarkably self-effacing.' | 1.3125 | 0.06313 | 80 | 59 | 17 | 4 |
1561 | His minds not in it | 1.3125 | 0.06313 | 80 | 59 | 17 | 4 |
1562 | His baseball card is amazing. | 1.3125 | 0.06559 | 80 | 60 | 15 | 5 |
1563 | Carl’s being quite distant lately | 1.3125 | 0.06999 | 64 | 47 | 14 | 3 |
1564 | He's usually a ghost runner, but we're down by twelve, so what the heck? | 1.3125 | 0.05790 | 80 | 57 | 21 | 2 |
1565 | Let's have him bat naked. | 1.3125 | 0.06796 | 80 | 61 | 13 | 6 |
1566 | Transgender AND Transparent! He knocks it outta the park for diversity. | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
1567 | I didn't think he would take 'three strikes and you're out!' so literally. | 1.3125 | 0.06559 | 80 | 60 | 15 | 5 |
1568 | He's exactly half the player he used to be. | 1.3125 | 0.06313 | 80 | 59 | 17 | 4 |
1569 | I guess that's the only way to get a woman player in this league! | 1.3125 | 0.05533 | 112 | 84 | 21 | 7 |
1570 | He may be a lousy hitter, but he sure can run. | 1.3125 | 0.05790 | 80 | 57 | 21 | 2 |
1571 | Did he really pass the drug test? | 1.3125 | 0.05602 | 96 | 70 | 22 | 4 |
1572 | I’m tellin’ ya, this kid has clear potential” | 1.3118 | 0.05508 | 93 | 67 | 23 | 3 |
1573 | Sometimes he magical,and other times it's like he just isn't there | 1.3118 | 0.06111 | 93 | 70 | 17 | 6 |
1574 | He’s a true designated hitter—you can’t see him until he swings the bat. | 1.3118 | 0.05508 | 93 | 67 | 23 | 3 |
1575 | Poor kids gotta sell their bodies to play in the big leagues these day | 1.3118 | 0.05716 | 93 | 68 | 21 | 4 |
1576 | I realize this changes everything. | 1.3118 | 0.05508 | 93 | 67 | 23 | 3 |
1577 | Leaves room for the imagination, don’t you think? | 1.3117 | 0.05921 | 77 | 55 | 20 | 2 |
1578 | Bet ya that pitcher has never faced a hitter like this. | 1.3117 | 0.06732 | 77 | 58 | 14 | 5 |
1579 | To be fair, the curveball is no better at seeing him. | 1.3117 | 0.06981 | 77 | 59 | 12 | 6 |
1580 | He's no longer allowed to shower with the other players. | 1.3115 | 0.07590 | 61 | 46 | 11 | 4 |
1581 | They'll never see what hit them. | 1.3115 | 0.07941 | 61 | 47 | 9 | 5 |
1582 | Ralph Ellison. He must be so proud. | 1.3113 | 0.05744 | 106 | 80 | 19 | 7 |
1583 | The scouting report says “nobody” can get a hit off this pitcher. Send him in. | 1.3113 | 0.05899 | 106 | 81 | 17 | 8 |
1584 | We asked for transparency from the front office, but I think they got the wrong idea. | 1.3111 | 0.05619 | 90 | 65 | 22 | 3 |
1585 | He’s a supernatural | 1.3111 | 0.06250 | 90 | 68 | 16 | 6 |
1586 | He is OUT OF UNIFORM! | 1.3111 | 0.06047 | 90 | 67 | 18 | 5 |
1587 | Now that’s what I call a ghost runner! | 1.3111 | 0.05392 | 90 | 64 | 24 | 2 |
1588 | Have you actually seen him in the locker room? | 1.3111 | 0.05619 | 90 | 65 | 22 | 3 |
1589 | He’s a player to be named later | 1.3109 | 0.05566 | 119 | 91 | 19 | 9 |
1590 | He may be invisible, but he really shows up on the scorecards. | 1.3108 | 0.06645 | 74 | 55 | 15 | 4 |
1591 | If you think THAT'S creepy, you should see him shower. | 1.3108 | 0.06645 | 74 | 55 | 15 | 4 |
1592 | Empty suit' "....? | 1.3108 | 0.05417 | 74 | 49 | 23 | 0 |
1593 | He' s the best player of our team! You see, he runs as though he were wind. | 1.3108 | 0.06645 | 74 | 55 | 15 | 4 |
1594 | He's the best player nobody's ever seen. | 1.3107 | 0.05524 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
1595 | I keep telling him his hitting strategy is so transparent. | 1.3107 | 0.05168 | 103 | 74 | 26 | 3 |
1596 | Yeah, you know...diversity, inclusion and all that. | 1.3107 | 0.05524 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
1597 | If he let's on he takes off his uniform and steal home... | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
1598 | When he hits the ball, nobody can see where it goes | 1.3103 | 0.06397 | 87 | 66 | 15 | 6 |
1599 | I hope one day to see him in the Hall of Fame or anywhere, actually. | 1.3103 | 0.06185 | 87 | 65 | 17 | 5 |
1600 | This kid really came out of nowhere! | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
1601 | Once he gets on base, he just strips off his clothes, steals second, steals third....You get the picture! | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
1602 | He’s nothing to look at but he sure can hit! | 1.3100 | 0.05260 | 100 | 72 | 25 | 3 |
1603 | Runs so fast you can barely see him. | 1.3099 | 0.06213 | 71 | 51 | 18 | 2 |
1604 | I don’t know what happened, but when he stepped out of the cornfield, that’s how he was. | 1.3095 | 0.05341 | 126 | 96 | 21 | 9 |
1605 | He's great at stealing. | 1.3095 | 0.05611 | 84 | 60 | 22 | 2 |
1606 | Damn he's fast! | 1.3095 | 0.06770 | 84 | 65 | 12 | 7 |
1607 | Sure he's good, but I just can't see him making it through the season. | 1.3095 | 0.06770 | 84 | 65 | 12 | 7 |
1608 | You think it’s too late to take him out? | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1609 | Ever watch Abbott and Costello? | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1610 | He tends to disappear in big moments. | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1611 | Nowadays he's just the ghost of the player he used to be. | 1.3093 | 0.04940 | 97 | 68 | 28 | 1 |
1612 | Is that Ralph Ellison? | 1.3088 | 0.06375 | 68 | 49 | 17 | 2 |
1613 | I think he’s our missing link. | 1.3086 | 0.06722 | 81 | 62 | 13 | 6 |
1614 | He hasn't been designated yet | 1.3086 | 0.06722 | 81 | 62 | 13 | 6 |
1615 | Well, his batting average is nothing to look at either. | 1.3086 | 0.05455 | 81 | 57 | 23 | 1 |
1616 | You'd never guess, but he's really got quite the arm on him." | 1.3086 | 0.05455 | 81 | 57 | 23 | 1 |
1617 | Great pitch! Blew him away! | 1.3086 | 0.06246 | 81 | 60 | 17 | 4 |
1618 | What if he gets hit by a pitch in an invisible part? | 1.3086 | 0.05731 | 81 | 58 | 21 | 2 |
1619 | People call him an empty suit, but he can really spot a curveball. | 1.3086 | 0.06489 | 81 | 61 | 15 | 5 |
1620 | He reminds me of how I feel when I vote. | 1.3086 | 0.05731 | 81 | 58 | 21 | 2 |
1621 | The metaverse is the future - no players, no wages! | 1.3085 | 0.05863 | 94 | 70 | 19 | 5 |
1622 | The mascot retired. | 1.3085 | 0.05459 | 94 | 68 | 23 | 3 |
1623 | He messes up their entire "hit 'em where they ain't" strategy! | 1.3085 | 0.06055 | 94 | 71 | 17 | 6 |
1624 | And his contract included a 'no tattoos' clause. | 1.3085 | 0.06055 | 94 | 71 | 17 | 6 |
1625 | I have no idea how he keeps his eye on the ball | 1.3085 | 0.06055 | 94 | 71 | 17 | 6 |
1626 | This kid's a washout. | 1.3085 | 0.05665 | 94 | 69 | 21 | 4 |
1627 | And if he gets on first, he can steal second base by taking his clothes off. | 1.3077 | 0.05810 | 104 | 79 | 18 | 7 |
1628 | He'll be named later. | 1.3077 | 0.06402 | 78 | 58 | 16 | 4 |
1629 | I've heard of ghost runners, but this is a first. | 1.3077 | 0.05567 | 91 | 66 | 22 | 3 |
1630 | He could use a little sun… | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
1631 | He's a part-time magician and full-time baseball player! | 1.3077 | 0.06657 | 78 | 59 | 14 | 5 |
1632 | Well, "The player to be named later" is still a mystery. | 1.3077 | 0.05990 | 91 | 68 | 18 | 5 |
1633 | It’s a real shame. Loads of talent but lacks recognition. | 1.3077 | 0.05343 | 91 | 65 | 24 | 2 |
1634 | That's why we named the team "The Avengers." | 1.3077 | 0.05479 | 104 | 77 | 22 | 5 |
1635 | It's a variation on the hidden ball trick. | 1.3077 | 0.06657 | 78 | 59 | 14 | 5 |
1636 | He's an unknown quantity. | 1.3071 | 0.04810 | 127 | 93 | 29 | 5 |
1637 | He is an out of sight hitter. | 1.3070 | 0.05157 | 114 | 84 | 25 | 5 |
1638 | Nobody can tell where his strike zone is." | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1639 | He’s our undesignated hitter. | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1640 | "All players must take the potion. A measure to reduce racism in baseball. Gonna miss the whacky hairdos. | 1.3069 | 0.05758 | 101 | 76 | 19 | 6 |
1641 | He may not make much of an impression but he is a real utility man. | 1.3068 | 0.06537 | 88 | 68 | 13 | 7 |
1642 | Ahh, guy phones it in if it ain't the playoffs. | 1.3068 | 0.05447 | 88 | 63 | 23 | 2 |
1643 | And everyone chants, ‘No hitter, no hitter!’ Hilarious. | 1.3068 | 0.05907 | 88 | 65 | 19 | 4 |
1644 | He’s a nobody, but he sure can hit! | 1.3068 | 0.06334 | 88 | 67 | 15 | 6 |
1645 | We like to mold our new players from the ground up. | 1.3068 | 0.05907 | 88 | 65 | 19 | 4 |
1646 | Gotta love the ol’ hidden batter trick! | 1.3068 | 0.06124 | 88 | 66 | 17 | 5 |
1647 | They’re never going to see this one coming. | 1.3068 | 0.06334 | 88 | 67 | 15 | 6 |
1648 | '...then he turns to the pitcher and says, go ahead, try and stick it in my ear.' | 1.3068 | 0.05447 | 88 | 63 | 23 | 2 |
1649 | Looks like those “no batter no batter” taunts are really getting to him. | 1.3068 | 0.05907 | 88 | 65 | 19 | 4 |
1650 | Couldn't find his batting average. It's probably invisible, too. | 1.3068 | 0.05682 | 88 | 64 | 21 | 3 |
1651 | I told you you he wasn't all there today. | 1.3067 | 0.06837 | 75 | 57 | 13 | 5 |
1652 | He's always fantastic during the regular season, but somehow he tends to disappear in the playoff! | 1.3067 | 0.05687 | 75 | 53 | 21 | 1 |
1653 | This is a true no-hitter. | 1.3067 | 0.05995 | 75 | 54 | 19 | 2 |
1654 | I just wish he could keep his head in the game. | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
1655 | And I thought you were pale. | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
1656 | He's great! Always shows up for practice...I think. | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
1657 | As a rookie, he's still trying to get it all together. | 1.3067 | 0.05687 | 75 | 53 | 21 | 1 |
1658 | He has a lot of hidden talents. | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
1659 | He's our newest fill-in player from the minors. Not sure if he's fully developed yet. | 1.3063 | 0.05836 | 111 | 86 | 16 | 9 |
1660 | He hasn’t yet had any plate appearances. | 1.3061 | 0.06052 | 98 | 75 | 16 | 7 |
1661 | They're probably wondering. Hey, who's at bat? | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
1662 | Transparency is overrated. | 1.3059 | 0.05803 | 85 | 62 | 20 | 3 |
1663 | Something went wrong with the trade. | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
1664 | It’s works just like the green screen behind the plate. | 1.3056 | 0.05002 | 108 | 78 | 27 | 3 |
1665 | How much you wanna bet he does the disappearing act again as soon as the game is over and the uniform is off? | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1666 | Wait until he takes his uniform off when he gets on base. | 1.3056 | 0.06452 | 72 | 53 | 16 | 3 |
1667 | I just don't see what the fuss is all about. | 1.3056 | 0.06141 | 72 | 52 | 18 | 2 |
1668 | We just signed him to a million dollar contract, sight unseen. | 1.3056 | 0.05652 | 108 | 82 | 19 | 7 |
1669 | Our clean-up batter just took off all the dirt. | 1.3053 | 0.05614 | 95 | 68 | 21 | 4 |
1670 | … And we pay him in Bitcoin. | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
1671 | The new uniform colors just wash him out. | 1.3053 | 0.05614 | 95 | 70 | 21 | 4 |
1672 | He can't bat, he can't field and he can't throw - but we sold out when we said The Invisible Man was playing today. | 1.3049 | 0.06651 | 82 | 63 | 13 | 6 |
1673 | If we send him back down to the minors, who would notice? | 1.3049 | 0.05933 | 82 | 60 | 19 | 3 |
1674 | I just don’t see him making it in the pros. | 1.3049 | 0.05673 | 82 | 59 | 21 | 2 |
1675 | There goes the face of Major League Baseball. | 1.3049 | 0.05673 | 82 | 59 | 21 | 2 |
1676 | He came up through the nude league. | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
1677 | Some say this "working from home" trend has gone too far, but this kid's been hitting .410 remotely. | 1.3049 | 0.06651 | 82 | 63 | 13 | 6 |
1678 | I''ll never get used to the tenth-inning ghost runner rule. | 1.3049 | 0.05933 | 82 | 60 | 19 | 3 |
1679 | He was traded from the metaverse. | 1.3049 | 0.05933 | 82 | 60 | 19 | 3 |
1680 | At long last the Mets realized they can field literally nobody and perform just as well | 1.3043 | 0.05934 | 92 | 69 | 18 | 5 |
1681 | I just hope he can see the ball! | 1.3043 | 0.06298 | 69 | 50 | 17 | 2 |
1682 | He was ghosted on our team's Facebook. | 1.3043 | 0.06132 | 92 | 70 | 16 | 6 |
1683 | Sorry, but this cancel business has gone too far. | 1.3043 | 0.06132 | 92 | 70 | 16 | 6 |
1684 | I think the new guy has a lot of unseen potential. | 1.3043 | 0.06942 | 69 | 52 | 13 | 4 |
1685 | We got him in a trade for the guy with the head and the arms. | 1.3043 | 0.06942 | 69 | 52 | 13 | 4 |
1686 | He’s not ‘The Natural ‘, more like the ‘Au Naturel’ | 1.3043 | 0.05934 | 92 | 69 | 18 | 5 |
1687 | She's one of our best. | 1.3043 | 0.07242 | 69 | 53 | 11 | 5 |
1688 | Plus he checks all the diversity boxes at once. | 1.3043 | 0.06942 | 69 | 52 | 13 | 4 |
1689 | He evidently left more than his heart in San Francisco. | 1.3043 | 0.06132 | 92 | 70 | 16 | 6 |
1690 | He's an undesignated batter. | 1.3043 | 0.05729 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
1691 | I told you invisible on the field could be a good thing! | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
1692 | He's that fast. His face and hands can't catch up with him. | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
1693 | It's that new Desiccated Hitter rule. I think it leaves something to desire. | 1.3038 | 0.07059 | 79 | 62 | 10 | 7 |
1694 | He’s such a selfless teammate. | 1.3038 | 0.05797 | 79 | 57 | 20 | 2 |
1695 | I’ve never seen him look better. | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
1696 | Surprisingly not considered a performance-enhancing drug. | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
1697 | This is what ten million a year gets you! | 1.3034 | 0.06272 | 89 | 68 | 15 | 6 |
1698 | He isnt going to intimidate anyone. They'll see right through him".. | 1.3034 | 0.05628 | 89 | 65 | 21 | 3 |
1699 | But how do we prove he stole second? | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
1700 | I know he's not much to look at, but he's a great hitter. | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
1701 | The kid's got potential, but he still needs work on hand-eye coordination. | 1.3030 | 0.05266 | 99 | 72 | 24 | 3 |
1702 | Looks like another empty uniform | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
1703 | This is taking "no hitter" to the next level. | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
1704 | I don't know how good he is at baseball, but I hear he was one helluva boxer. | 1.3030 | 0.06818 | 66 | 49 | 14 | 3 |
1705 | Best deal we ever made. He can run AND he can hide. | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 7 |
1706 | He works the graveyard shift in the off-season. | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
1707 | They brought back the ghost runner rule. | 1.3030 | 0.07151 | 66 | 50 | 12 | 4 |
1708 | How did you find him? | 1.3026 | 0.06759 | 76 | 58 | 13 | 5 |
1709 | I told you he is fast! He’s standing on 2nd base. | 1.3026 | 0.05626 | 76 | 54 | 21 | 1 |
1710 | He drives the umpires nuts when he claims he's been hit by a pitch. | 1.3023 | 0.06421 | 86 | 66 | 14 | 6 |
1711 | He's not scared to crowd the plate. | 1.3023 | 0.06204 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
1712 | Is that Ralph Ellison or H.G.Wells | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
1713 | This kid's a switch hitter, he can bat from either side of the grave. | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
1714 | Next one up is who. | 1.3019 | 0.05390 | 106 | 79 | 22 | 5 |
1715 | They say he’s got never before seen talent. | 1.3019 | 0.05390 | 106 | 79 | 22 | 5 |
1716 | I picked him up sight unseen." | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
1717 | He's been trying to keep a low profile | 1.3014 | 0.05749 | 73 | 52 | 20 | 1 |
1718 | Remind me again, who's on first? | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
1719 | I can't see him being a minor leaguer for long. | 1.3014 | 0.06948 | 73 | 56 | 12 | 5 |
1720 | Looks like our ghost hitter is up! | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
1721 | No hand eye coordination but, boy can he run. | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1722 | He had to pee." | 1.3012 | 0.06580 | 83 | 64 | 13 | 6 |
1723 | At least he's got the spirit. | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
1724 | We traded a pitcher, a centerfielder and a werewolf for him. | 1.3012 | 0.05617 | 83 | 60 | 21 | 2 |
1725 | Some things just don't show up in the stats. | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1726 | Yes, but he creeps me out in the showers." | 1.3011 | 0.06448 | 93 | 73 | 12 | 8 |
1727 | His stat sheet may look good but this one’s got no skin in the game. | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
1728 | He’s usually late, but his uniform and gear is always on time. | 1.3011 | 0.06264 | 93 | 72 | 14 | 7 |
1729 | No batter , No batter , No batter !! | 1.3011 | 0.06264 | 93 | 72 | 14 | 7 |
1730 | How do you like the new genderless uniforms | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1731 | That’s Ralph Ellison. He’s real good. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
1732 | His agent says he used to be an Angel. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
1733 | If he lifts his shirt, his strike zone goes to nothing! | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 65 | 18 | 4 |
1734 | He was just traded for a player to be named later. | 1.3000 | 0.06547 | 70 | 52 | 15 | 3 |
1735 | It's the only way we could meet all the diversity requirements. | 1.3000 | 0.06547 | 70 | 52 | 15 | 3 |
1736 | Too bad we got fined when we put him out there without the uniform. | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
1737 | I heard he's a real nobody! | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
1738 | The bad news is that the pitcher throws an invisible ball | 1.3000 | 0.05711 | 110 | 85 | 17 | 8 |
1739 | Coach says sometimes Tommy’s just not all there | 1.3000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 58 | 20 | 2 |
1740 | He's a real jokester in the team shower | 1.3000 | 0.07151 | 70 | 54 | 11 | 5 |
1741 | More like Field of Screams. | 1.3000 | 0.06113 | 100 | 78 | 14 | 8 |
1742 | He’s in a league of his own. | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
1743 | And the best part is he has no strike zone either. | 1.3000 | 0.06547 | 70 | 52 | 15 | 3 |
1744 | We're still having supply-chain issues. | 1.3000 | 0.06601 | 90 | 71 | 11 | 8 |
1745 | I hear he got his start with the hidden ball trick. | 1.3000 | 0.05946 | 100 | 77 | 16 | 7 |
1746 | Our new DH is invincible! | 1.3000 | 0.06856 | 70 | 53 | 13 | 4 |
1747 | He always disappears when I tell the team to hit the showers. | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
1748 | He is so quiet and unassuming he is almost invisible | 1.3000 | 0.05946 | 100 | 77 | 16 | 7 |
1749 | Yeah, but you should see his stats. | 1.2991 | 0.05821 | 107 | 83 | 16 | 8 |
1750 | His name is Casper, he is our new ghost runner. He's so fast you can hardly see him. | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1751 | I don’t care if he’s batting 1000! He’ll never be the face of this franchise. | 1.2989 | 0.05691 | 87 | 64 | 20 | 3 |
1752 | They're saying he broke baseball's transparency barrier. | 1.2989 | 0.05921 | 87 | 65 | 18 | 4 |
1753 | He doesn't look like much, but he can really knock 'em out of the park. | 1.2987 | 0.05566 | 77 | 55 | 21 | 1 |
1754 | GHOSTBATTER | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1755 | How will we know if he gets hit by a fast ball? | 1.2987 | 0.05566 | 77 | 55 | 21 | 1 |
1756 | Not much to look at but great at building team spirit. | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1757 | I think it might be time to wash the equipment! | 1.2987 | 0.06933 | 77 | 60 | 11 | 6 |
1758 | He’s not much to look at but really makes the ball disappear. | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1759 | He disappears at clutch time. | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1760 | As soon as he gets on first we'll call for a steal. | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1761 | Is that the "I" in LGBTQIA? | 1.2987 | 0.07410 | 77 | 62 | 7 | 8 |
1762 | Unfortunately he's a better crime fighter than batter. | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1763 | He’s good, he’s just not much to look at. | 1.2985 | 0.06730 | 67 | 50 | 14 | 3 |
1764 | I thought we said no ghostrunners? | 1.2985 | 0.06730 | 67 | 50 | 14 | 3 |
1765 | See-- I told you the kid was fast! | 1.2985 | 0.06385 | 67 | 49 | 16 | 2 |
1766 | The guy is nothing to me. | 1.2981 | 0.05445 | 104 | 78 | 21 | 5 |
1767 | To be named later. | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
1768 | If he took his clothes off he'd have an advantage. | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
1769 | Only player in league history to have never been hit by a pitch. | 1.2979 | 0.05418 | 94 | 69 | 22 | 3 |
1770 | I don't think he has invested enough skin in the game. | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
1771 | He's the extra innings phantom runner. | 1.2976 | 0.05561 | 84 | 61 | 21 | 2 |
1772 | TALK ABOUT AI IN SPORTS? | 1.2976 | 0.06055 | 84 | 63 | 17 | 4 |
1773 | I believe he is off in a cornfield in Iowa | 1.2976 | 0.06055 | 84 | 63 | 17 | 4 |
1774 | Must be a ghost runner. | 1.2976 | 0.06511 | 84 | 65 | 13 | 6 |
1775 | It's hard to tell if he's in the game. | 1.2976 | 0.06728 | 84 | 66 | 11 | 7 |
1776 | A player to be manned later. | 1.2976 | 0.06055 | 84 | 63 | 17 | 4 |
1777 | He’s half the player he was. | 1.2976 | 0.06055 | 84 | 63 | 17 | 4 |
1778 | Their pitcher will see right through him. | 1.2973 | 0.06303 | 74 | 55 | 16 | 3 |
1779 | He’s been invisible at the plate all season. | 1.2973 | 0.05685 | 74 | 53 | 20 | 1 |
1780 | He takes being the ghost runner literally | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
1781 | I can see this guy doing great things, but at the same time I can't. | 1.2973 | 0.05685 | 74 | 53 | 20 | 1 |
1782 | They'd see right through our strategy. | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
1783 | A pitch hitter should never be seen or heard | 1.2969 | 0.06562 | 64 | 47 | 15 | 2 |
1784 | Glad the trade worked out with the Angels. | 1.2969 | 0.06562 | 64 | 47 | 15 | 2 |
1785 | He's supposed to help fight the "disappearing fans" thing. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
1786 | Talk about facing an unknown batter! | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
1787 | I'd say he should get his head into the game. | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
1788 | Problem is the ball's invisible too. | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
1789 | If ghostman’s on deck, who’s on first? | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
1790 | He was a ghost writer for ESPN | 1.2963 | 0.05943 | 81 | 59 | 18 | 3 |
1791 | Hs new endorsement deal should really raise his visibility. | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
1792 | I guess we are just rooting for laundry | 1.2963 | 0.05678 | 81 | 59 | 20 | 2 |
1793 | This way, we don’t have to worry about using the correct pronoun. | 1.2963 | 0.06677 | 81 | 63 | 12 | 6 |
1794 | Told you I’d get them to stop talking about the name change. | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
1795 | There's no reading this guy at the plate. | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
1796 | Remember, we've got a ghost runner on second. | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
1797 | The front office wants more transparency. | 1.2963 | 0.05622 | 108 | 83 | 18 | 7 |
1798 | Should we take it to a body shop? | 1.2963 | 0.05678 | 81 | 59 | 20 | 2 |
1799 | He is light on his feet. | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
1800 | He's the best the league's never seen! | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1801 | His legs look good... | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1802 | He's most effective when he's out of uniform. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1803 | I warned him steroids could change his whole image. | 1.2958 | 0.06149 | 71 | 52 | 17 | 2 |
1804 | He's the player-to-be-named-later, once he gets here. | 1.2958 | 0.06467 | 71 | 53 | 15 | 3 |
1805 | Why is it that you can’t see the potential? | 1.2958 | 0.06771 | 71 | 54 | 13 | 4 |
1806 | No one saw this coming. | 1.2958 | 0.05812 | 71 | 51 | 19 | 1 |
1807 | It's odd. When he's in street clothes I barely recognize him. | 1.2958 | 0.07062 | 71 | 55 | 11 | 5 |
1808 | He was our player to be named that we got in the last trade. | 1.2955 | 0.05863 | 88 | 66 | 18 | 4 |
1809 | HE DOESN'T LIKE TO FACE THIS PITCHER. | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
1810 | He was great in spring training, but now he’s lost his form. | 1.2955 | 0.06293 | 88 | 68 | 14 | 6 |
1811 | This guy really leaves everything on the field. | 1.2949 | 0.06082 | 78 | 58 | 17 | 3 |
1812 | I’m just not sure he’s giving it his all. | 1.2949 | 0.05802 | 78 | 57 | 19 | 2 |
1813 | The cartoonists' strike is hitting us hard! | 1.2949 | 0.06854 | 78 | 61 | 11 | 6 |
1814 | It’s amazing: 10,000 at-bats and he’s never been hit by a pitch. | 1.2949 | 0.05508 | 78 | 56 | 21 | 1 |
1815 | They say his BMI is ridiculous! | 1.2949 | 0.05802 | 78 | 57 | 19 | 2 |
1816 | Yeah but he attends the visiting team’s pregame meetings | 1.2949 | 0.06350 | 78 | 59 | 15 | 4 |
1817 | Talk about self-effacing! | 1.2949 | 0.06607 | 78 | 60 | 13 | 5 |
1818 | The most important thing is that he believes in himself. | 1.2949 | 0.06607 | 78 | 60 | 13 | 5 |
1819 | Talk about a guy who can never touch base. | 1.2949 | 0.06854 | 78 | 61 | 11 | 6 |
1820 | I just hope he doesn't moon the pitcher again | 1.2949 | 0.06350 | 78 | 59 | 15 | 4 |
1821 | Our next batter was traded for a player to be seen later. | 1.2949 | 0.06350 | 78 | 59 | 15 | 4 |
1822 | So someone said, ‘Well, if management can be just a bunch of empty suits …. | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
1823 | He's the spirit of the game. | 1.2947 | 0.06147 | 95 | 74 | 14 | 7 |
1824 | We never should have traded him. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
1825 | Yes,the ghost runner is only for extra innings but now he wants an equipment endorsement deal! | 1.2947 | 0.06147 | 95 | 74 | 14 | 7 |
1826 | I could never really see him making the team, but here we are. | 1.2947 | 0.05962 | 95 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
1827 | Talk about an easy out. | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
1828 | He usually doesn't show up until the playoffs. | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
1829 | Our team's first woman ballplayer. | 1.2946 | 0.05621 | 112 | 87 | 17 | 8 |
1830 | The National League is slowly getting its designated hitter. | 1.2946 | 0.05016 | 112 | 83 | 25 | 4 |
1831 | I doubt he'll break up the no-hitter | 1.2946 | 0.05016 | 112 | 83 | 25 | 4 |
1832 | Do you know anything about Edward Lear? | 1.2941 | 0.06306 | 68 | 50 | 16 | 2 |
1833 | Yeah, and some said we didn't have a ghost of a chance to win it. | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1834 | I thought they got rid of the ghost runner this year... | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
1835 | He's the "player to be named later" we just traded for. | 1.2941 | 0.05506 | 85 | 62 | 21 | 2 |
1836 | He’s great in spring training, but he disappears after opening day. | 1.2941 | 0.05136 | 102 | 75 | 24 | 3 |
1837 | Well, if they're going to throw balls so fast we can't see 'em, then... | 1.2941 | 0.06444 | 85 | 66 | 13 | 6 |
1838 | I’d like to see him at first. | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
1839 | He may not look it, but he’s the best player you’ve never seen. | 1.2941 | 0.05506 | 85 | 62 | 21 | 2 |
1840 | Wait until you see his fade-away slide. | 1.2941 | 0.06645 | 68 | 51 | 14 | 3 |
1841 | She'll grow into it." | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
1842 | You'll see. He's been haunting the field for so long that he's picked up a few tricks. | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
1843 | Something new every time you turn around. Every pitcher hopes for a "no hitter" but who wants a "no batter"? | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
1844 | He has trouble keeping his head in the game. | 1.2935 | 0.05250 | 92 | 67 | 23 | 2 |
1845 | He needs to put on his game face. | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1846 | The clothes have no emperor! | 1.2933 | 0.05935 | 75 | 55 | 18 | 2 |
1847 | I know that we've allowed imaginary men in the game as baserunners for years, but I never thought that they would allow it in the DH spot. | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
1848 | I think Jonesy overdid it with the steroid reversal pills. | 1.2933 | 0.07045 | 75 | 59 | 10 | 6 |
1849 | You sure we should have him bunt? “They’re gonna see right through this guy. | 1.2933 | 0.05935 | 75 | 55 | 18 | 2 |
1850 | Don’t worry, the kid’s a nobody! | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1851 | He's amazing. He can't be tagged out! | 1.2929 | 0.05788 | 99 | 76 | 17 | 6 |
1852 | With cowboys it's "All hat and no saddle". | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
1853 | I guess we really should have designated a hitter. | 1.2927 | 0.06373 | 82 | 63 | 14 | 5 |
1854 | Told you his head ‘s not in the game any more. But what’s with the phantom arms? That’s taking it too far. | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
1855 | His parents paid for the stadium. | 1.2927 | 0.06373 | 82 | 63 | 14 | 5 |
1856 | Well, they told us he was just an empty suit | 1.2927 | 0.06373 | 82 | 63 | 14 | 5 |
1857 | So what, he doesn't have a body. It's a cerebral game. | 1.2927 | 0.06373 | 82 | 63 | 14 | 5 |
1858 | Inside fastballs don't seem to bother him anymore, | 1.2925 | 0.05186 | 106 | 79 | 23 | 4 |
1859 | ...but he sure has spirit! | 1.2923 | 0.06476 | 65 | 48 | 15 | 2 |
1860 | Him? He’s the player to be named later. | 1.2923 | 0.06837 | 65 | 49 | 13 | 3 |
1861 | He's not on social media either... | 1.2923 | 0.06476 | 65 | 48 | 15 | 2 |
1862 | It’s the least offensive mascot we could find. | 1.2923 | 0.07180 | 65 | 50 | 11 | 4 |
1863 | The cartoonist once got hit by a pitch. | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
1864 | Wait! If you're here, then who's on first?! | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
1865 | We definitely need someone who can fill his shoes. | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
1866 | They'll never know what hit them. | 1.2917 | 0.06390 | 72 | 54 | 15 | 3 |
1867 | who's the new guy? I've never seen him before | 1.2917 | 0.06689 | 72 | 55 | 13 | 4 |
1868 | He's not the player he used to be. | 1.2917 | 0.06076 | 72 | 53 | 17 | 2 |
1869 | His batting average is infinite as you can’t divide by zero. | 1.2917 | 0.06076 | 72 | 53 | 17 | 2 |
1870 | I told you playing with women would change everything. | 1.2917 | 0.06689 | 72 | 55 | 13 | 4 |
1871 | I know it goes against the book Charlie,but who says ghost runners can’t hit? | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1872 | The player to be named later didn’t quite make it in time. | 1.2917 | 0.06689 | 72 | 55 | 13 | 4 |
1873 | Kid's got trouble making contact but the scouts say he's got great intangibles. | 1.2917 | 0.06390 | 72 | 54 | 15 | 3 |
1874 | He's unbeanable. | 1.2917 | 0.06390 | 72 | 54 | 15 | 3 |
1875 | The strike zone is also invisible to the pitcher. | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1876 | We picked him up in the draft. | 1.2913 | 0.05278 | 103 | 77 | 22 | 4 |
1877 | Guess I’m not the only one he’s ghosting. | 1.2913 | 0.05955 | 103 | 81 | 14 | 8 |
1878 | He holds the record for most stolen bases! | 1.2913 | 0.05278 | 103 | 77 | 22 | 4 |
1879 | You've never seen somebody hit like this guy | 1.2911 | 0.05450 | 79 | 57 | 21 | 1 |
1880 | Is the helmet really necessary? | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
1881 | Refreshingly off all social media. | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
1882 | You're thinking too much | 1.2911 | 0.06534 | 79 | 61 | 13 | 5 |
1883 | He’s a wanna-be. | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
1884 | He strips and steals bases like you can't believe. | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
1885 | These days it's all or nothing. | 1.2911 | 0.06534 | 79 | 61 | 13 | 5 |
1886 | He's the best player that I've never seen. | 1.2911 | 0.05740 | 79 | 58 | 19 | 2 |
1887 | He crowds the plate, but he’s never been hit by a pitch. | 1.2909 | 0.05379 | 110 | 84 | 20 | 6 |
1888 | I saw a great recipe for roasted Capon in the Times yesterday. | 1.2907 | 0.06378 | 86 | 67 | 13 | 6 |
1889 | We got him from Synecdoche, NY. | 1.2907 | 0.05453 | 86 | 63 | 21 | 2 |
1890 | Where's his strike zone? | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
1891 | HR is trying out hybrid work | 1.2907 | 0.05196 | 86 | 62 | 23 | 1 |
1892 | To be honest, I didn't think he'd pass the drug test. | 1.2903 | 0.06226 | 93 | 73 | 13 | 7 |
1893 | It's Elon Musk's idea. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
1894 | They've never seen him hit. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
1895 | He just read The Invisible Man | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
1896 | I saw his face once after a head first slide into second. | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
1897 | This is what the fans come to not see. | 1.2899 | 0.05876 | 69 | 50 | 18 | 1 |
1898 | The Yankees are getting the procedure for their whole team. | 1.2899 | 0.06229 | 69 | 51 | 16 | 2 |
1899 | He's that "player to be named later" from the Lopez trade. | 1.2899 | 0.06562 | 69 | 52 | 14 | 3 |
1900 | Who’s on deck? | 1.2895 | 0.06706 | 76 | 59 | 12 | 5 |
1901 | He bats tenth. | 1.2895 | 0.06706 | 76 | 59 | 12 | 5 |
1902 | They won't see him coming! | 1.2895 | 0.06160 | 76 | 57 | 16 | 3 |
1903 | We have to put him on second base | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
1904 | His head is never in the game. | 1.2895 | 0.05562 | 76 | 55 | 20 | 1 |
1905 | I guess this will be a no header | 1.2895 | 0.05562 | 76 | 55 | 20 | 1 |
1906 | Did you designate a hitter? | 1.2895 | 0.05869 | 76 | 56 | 18 | 2 |
1907 | As you know,he has never been a complete player. | 1.2895 | 0.05869 | 76 | 56 | 18 | 2 |
1908 | Somehow, he’s the new face of the franchise. | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
1909 | He’s the best base stealer we’ve got. | 1.2892 | 0.05563 | 83 | 61 | 20 | 2 |
1910 | His name's Casper. We thought we'd give him a try. | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
1911 | You should see his fastball. | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
1912 | He’ll never lead the league in plate appearances. | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
1913 | When he gets the steal sign, he takes off his clothes. | 1.2892 | 0.06534 | 83 | 65 | 12 | 6 |
1914 | Well, the front office did say part of the trade was a "player to be named later" | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
1915 | He’s a streaky hitter. | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
1916 | I think it's a great way to show support for trans parents! | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
1917 | Looks like budget cuts hit the mascot this year. | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
1918 | We think he's trans. Parent. | 1.2889 | 0.06369 | 90 | 71 | 12 | 7 |
1919 | Where do we put him/her/they on the ethnicity survey? | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
1920 | He's easy to coach,but hard to look in the eye. | 1.2889 | 0.05299 | 90 | 66 | 22 | 2 |
1921 | Non-binary. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
1922 | He got called up from Los Angeles | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
1923 | He's the only kind of designated hitter the National League would accept. | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
1924 | I didn’t know the ghost runner could hit! | 1.2887 | 0.06035 | 97 | 76 | 14 | 7 |
1925 | Now I'm as sensitive to cancel culture as the next guy, but Ralphie takes it too far. | 1.2887 | 0.05068 | 97 | 71 | 24 | 2 |
1926 | I don't feel he gets the recognition he deserves. | 1.2885 | 0.05579 | 104 | 80 | 18 | 6 |
1927 | It wins games. | 1.2885 | 0.05234 | 104 | 78 | 22 | 4 |
1928 | He's a panic when the players shower after a game. | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1929 | Naked, he's got the stolen base record in the bag! | 1.2879 | 0.06392 | 66 | 49 | 15 | 2 |
1930 | Apparently, he’s on vacation.” | 1.2879 | 0.06017 | 66 | 48 | 17 | 1 |
1931 | Poor guy is drawing a blank again. | 1.2879 | 0.07084 | 66 | 51 | 11 | 4 |
1932 | He's from the 3-D printer League. | 1.2879 | 0.06747 | 66 | 50 | 13 | 3 |
1933 | No pitcher has seen a batter like this. | 1.2879 | 0.06392 | 66 | 49 | 15 | 2 |
1934 | I don't think the virtual bat boy works. | 1.2879 | 0.06747 | 66 | 50 | 13 | 3 |
1935 | They're taking all the humanity out of baseball. | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
1936 | And he's a switch hitter! | 1.2877 | 0.06891 | 73 | 57 | 11 | 5 |
1937 | He really has his feet on the ground. | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 54 | 17 | 2 |
1938 | Lost a lot of weight over the winter. | 1.2877 | 0.06891 | 73 | 57 | 11 | 5 |
1939 | He always strikes out because the pitcher can see right though him. | 1.2877 | 0.05680 | 73 | 53 | 19 | 1 |
1940 | Not much of a hitter but when he drops his clothes no one’s better at stealing bases. | 1.2877 | 0.05680 | 73 | 53 | 19 | 1 |
1941 | True story - these goofy new-fangled rules now require ghost runners in extra innings. | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
1942 | Never seen a kid like him. | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 54 | 17 | 2 |
1943 | He's on that new crash diet. | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 54 | 17 | 2 |
1944 | Nice enough fella…no substance. | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
1945 | This is the only way a woman will ever play in the Majors | 1.2875 | 0.05394 | 80 | 58 | 21 | 1 |
1946 | he keeps the pitchers guessing, doesn't he? | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
1947 | Brad said he wasn’t fit, but I saw right through him! | 1.2875 | 0.06702 | 80 | 63 | 11 | 6 |
1948 | He told me he's Claude Rains grandson. | 1.2875 | 0.06462 | 80 | 62 | 13 | 5 |
1949 | Pitch 'em where they ain't. | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
1950 | I was surprised too when he turned out to be the "player to be named later." | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
1951 | He lost more than his head. | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
1952 | Boy, these new Tesla uniforms just play themselves! | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
1953 | Yes.He’s still looking for his first hit. | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
1954 | Who called up another Unicode character from the minors? | 1.2875 | 0.05680 | 80 | 59 | 19 | 2 |
1955 | The ghost of Baseball Present | 1.2874 | 0.06313 | 87 | 68 | 13 | 6 |
1956 | The guys say he’s a riot in the showers. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
1957 | He's just an average hitter but he excels at stealing signs. | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
1958 | Is team spirit literal now? | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
1959 | Technically, he doesn't count as an extra player on the field | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
1960 | Take me out, literally. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
1961 | Yeah, the locker room can get pretty awkward too. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1962 | Do you think we should sneak him some steroids again? | 1.2872 | 0.05978 | 94 | 73 | 15 | 6 |
1963 | And he's awfully hard to pitch to when he chews tobacco. | 1.2872 | 0.05157 | 94 | 69 | 23 | 2 |
1964 | Who knew the rapture would only affect shortstops? | 1.2871 | 0.05859 | 101 | 79 | 15 | 7 |
1965 | Kinda takes away the beanball, doesn’t it… | 1.2870 | 0.05271 | 108 | 82 | 21 | 5 |
1966 | His last coach rated him very highly on the intangibles. | 1.2857 | 0.06153 | 70 | 52 | 16 | 2 |
1967 | Nobody steals bases like he does. | 1.2857 | 0.05507 | 84 | 62 | 20 | 2 |
1968 | Ya just gotta believe, Freddie | 1.2857 | 0.05981 | 98 | 77 | 14 | 7 |
1969 | We're still waiting on the personal pronouns. | 1.2857 | 0.05807 | 70 | 51 | 18 | 1 |
1970 | I didn't know work from home was an option! | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
1971 | He's the best ghost rummer I've ever had. | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
1972 | He’s our ghost second base runner for the extra innings games. | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
1973 | He’s a ghost of his former self. | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1974 | The guy's "eye" and swing are like he's not even there. | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
1975 | Who ya gonna call. | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1976 | But he has heart. | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
1977 | He’s ghosting the pitcher. | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
1978 | He looks like an empty suit to me, but the analytics guys say he usually gets on base. | 1.2857 | 0.05807 | 70 | 51 | 18 | 1 |
1979 | Turns out, he’s been on the team for years. | 1.2857 | 0.07650 | 63 | 50 | 8 | 5 |
1980 | The uniform gives him away. | 1.2857 | 0.06629 | 77 | 60 | 12 | 5 |
1981 | He's required to wear a hat in the locker room. | 1.2857 | 0.05807 | 70 | 51 | 18 | 1 |
1982 | Greg’s been working remotely lately | 1.2857 | 0.07091 | 70 | 55 | 10 | 5 |
1983 | No wonder the crowd keeps yelling boo! | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
1984 | So this is our player-to-be-named-later, right coach? | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
1985 | As a player, he's got a lot of intangibles. | 1.2857 | 0.07650 | 63 | 50 | 8 | 5 |
1986 | He's our first designated NFT. | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
1987 | I don’t really like the new guy. He isn’t all there sometimes. | 1.2844 | 0.05229 | 109 | 83 | 21 | 5 |
1988 | He's really good at avoiding the press after games. | 1.2843 | 0.05639 | 102 | 79 | 17 | 6 |
1989 | Stealing a base should be a snap for Chuck. | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1990 | "Can't hit for beans but he nails the phantom double play" | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
1991 | I don't know what it is, but something tells me his head isn't in the game today. | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
1992 | He's our secret weapon - they never see him coming. | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
1993 | I know right! He signs his name ‘______’! | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
1994 | The owner says he's the new face of baseball. | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
1995 | He does a loony laugh when he stands at the plate, too! | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
1996 | People said the designated hitter wouldn’t catch on either. | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
1997 | You should see his version of the "hidden ball" trick. | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
1998 | Give him a chance, what more can he lose? | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
1999 | He’s our designated ghost hitter. | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
2000 | The DH wasn’t enough? | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
2001 | He might not look like much, but he's got a great eye. | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
2002 | He just showed up when we were getting dressed. | 1.2838 | 0.05616 | 74 | 54 | 19 | 1 |
2003 | Should we lend a hand? Looks like his head is somewhere else. | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
2004 | The ringers hit or miss. | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
2005 | He’s got a beautiful swing. Or so he tells me. | 1.2838 | 0.05616 | 74 | 54 | 19 | 1 |
2006 | He's got something you can't quite put your finger on. | 1.2836 | 0.06311 | 67 | 50 | 15 | 2 |
2007 | It gives new meaning to the hidden ball trick! | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
2008 | To be honest, I can't tell if he's enjoying himself. | 1.2836 | 0.06991 | 67 | 52 | 11 | 4 |
2009 | You know, this is one pinch hitter they never saw coming. | 1.2836 | 0.06311 | 67 | 50 | 15 | 2 |
2010 | He hasn't stolen quite as many bases since they made him wear the uniform | 1.2836 | 0.06991 | 67 | 52 | 11 | 4 |
2011 | I think they put too much starch in the uniforms. | 1.2836 | 0.06311 | 67 | 50 | 15 | 2 |
2012 | He’s an unnatural. | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
2013 | I thought it was only the ‘sport’ of Baseball that was disappearing... | 1.2836 | 0.05942 | 67 | 49 | 17 | 1 |
2014 | This team has no spirit?! ... Wrong. | 1.2836 | 0.07307 | 67 | 53 | 9 | 5 |
2015 | He's the player to be designated later. | 1.2836 | 0.07307 | 67 | 53 | 9 | 5 |
2016 | The best pinch hitter in the league. They never see him coming. | 1.2836 | 0.06660 | 67 | 51 | 13 | 3 |
2017 | Needless to say, he was hard to read during contract negotiations | 1.2836 | 0.06311 | 67 | 50 | 15 | 2 |
2018 | Yah, but he's the best pitcher we've ever had. Nobody can see his windup! | 1.2836 | 0.05942 | 67 | 49 | 17 | 1 |
2019 | He’s so fast nobody sees him swing | 1.2836 | 0.06311 | 67 | 50 | 15 | 2 |
2020 | Sure, he's an empty suit, but he gets on base every time! | 1.2836 | 0.06991 | 67 | 52 | 11 | 4 |
2021 | Camo tattoos. | 1.2833 | 0.06330 | 60 | 44 | 15 | 1 |
2022 | Some people like this kid, but I'm not seeing it. | 1.2833 | 0.06761 | 60 | 45 | 13 | 2 |
2023 | When did they start using the designated apparition ? | 1.2828 | 0.05568 | 99 | 76 | 18 | 5 |
2024 | Plays on the boys team too. | 1.2828 | 0.05750 | 99 | 77 | 16 | 6 |
2025 | The Invisible Man strikes out again. | 1.2826 | 0.06245 | 92 | 73 | 12 | 7 |
2026 | I expect him to play well today. He's got his game face on. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2027 | Let's hope he can drive in the runner we don't have on third base. | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2028 | They’ll never see what hit’em. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2029 | On base he strips naked. He’s stolen home 46 times already. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2030 | The kid’s really a competitor, he leaves it all on the field. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2031 | He’ Rene Magritte’s great grandson. Show off! | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2032 | The scouts never saw him but the metrics say he's undervalued. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2033 | I hear other teams wonder what we see in him | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2034 | One can never tell what he’s thinking out there | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2035 | The new guy is slowly coming into form… | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2036 | I know he vanishes at the end of the movie, but he's still a great hitter. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
2037 | Talks a good game, but he's full of hot air. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2038 | Must be the new 4th baseman.” | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
2039 | We're all impressed, but we had something else in mind when we were talking about 'team spirit.' | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2040 | We used some voodoo science mixed with horse dewormer and presto magico, we draft the ghost of Babe Ruth. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
2041 | He hasn't been the same since he used his first wish | 1.2824 | 0.05189 | 85 | 62 | 22 | 1 |
2042 | that sunscreen is a tad harsh | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2043 | I can't believe it...he came out of nowhere! | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
2044 | Now they say "LGBTQI". | 1.2821 | 0.06554 | 78 | 61 | 12 | 5 |
2045 | He ghosted us. | 1.2821 | 0.05741 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
2046 | He's new, name is Casper. | 1.2821 | 0.06554 | 78 | 61 | 12 | 5 |
2047 | They say the Uniform makes the man.... | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
2048 | It's the latest style in uniforms. | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
2049 | Wait to see him steal a base. | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
2050 | He's dialing in from the metaverse | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
2051 | He's an unrecognized talent | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
2052 | You think that's funny. When he takes a shower, he always leaves his cap on. | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2053 | You're new here. Make sure you give him a wide berth in the locker room. | 1.2817 | 0.05738 | 71 | 52 | 18 | 1 |
2054 | When the Mets have the best record in baseball, anything is possible. | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
2055 | He’s a shadow of his old self. | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2056 | The key to being a successful coach? Always remind your players to keep their head in the game.” | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2057 | Sure, he led the league in steals, but how do I get him to score? | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2058 | He's feeling bad--he couldn't find his left glove. | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2059 | If he gets on base, the uniform is coming off until he steals home. | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2060 | It was a partial trade. | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2061 | So, we get him on 1st, he takes off his clothes, steals 2nd, 3rd and then home.... and voila, we win! | 1.2817 | 0.05738 | 71 | 52 | 18 | 1 |
2062 | He's batting under that new rule -- the Undesignated Hitter. | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
2063 | The team's trying out a new uniform. | 1.2817 | 0.07284 | 71 | 57 | 8 | 6 |
2064 | I love a man in uniform. | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2065 | He's got a new sponsorship deal, SPF 5000 sunscreen. | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
2066 | So why the legs? | 1.2816 | 0.05921 | 103 | 82 | 13 | 8 |
2067 | Really creeps out the pitchers. | 1.2812 | 0.06087 | 64 | 47 | 16 | 1 |
2068 | Yeah, he is our ghost runner for extra innings,but he always wanted to stand in front of the fans and swing a bat ! | 1.2812 | 0.06087 | 64 | 47 | 16 | 1 |
2069 | If only he didn't have to wear a uniform. | 1.2812 | 0.06087 | 64 | 47 | 16 | 1 |
2070 | A different kind of 'no hitter'. | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
2071 | He’s out on strike, but his uniform isn’t. | 1.2812 | 0.05665 | 64 | 46 | 18 | 0 |
2072 | He's a supernatural, I'm tellin' ya | 1.2812 | 0.06853 | 64 | 49 | 12 | 3 |
2073 | Everyone missed him in the draft. | 1.2812 | 0.07206 | 64 | 50 | 10 | 4 |
2074 | I thought steroids were supposed to make you bigger. | 1.2812 | 0.06853 | 64 | 49 | 12 | 3 |
2075 | This will be his first plate appearance. | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
2076 | He’s clearly out of his league. | 1.2812 | 0.06481 | 64 | 48 | 14 | 2 |
2077 | I think management took the ghost runner rule a bit too literal | 1.2809 | 0.05297 | 89 | 66 | 21 | 2 |
2078 | I wonder what that guys secret is to such a clear complexion. | 1.2809 | 0.06587 | 89 | 71 | 9 | 8 |
2079 | And he complies with our disability inclusion policy too. | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
2080 | Trust me—they’ll never see what hit ‘em. | 1.2809 | 0.05051 | 89 | 65 | 23 | 1 |
2081 | He seems to be just phoning it in. | 1.2805 | 0.04992 | 82 | 59 | 23 | 0 |
2082 | THE GUYS KEEP ON BUMPING INTO HIM IN THE SHOWER. | 1.2805 | 0.05562 | 82 | 61 | 19 | 2 |
2083 | You might want to check out that new brand of body wash in the showers! | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
2084 | He's just an empty suit. | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
2085 | They signed him to be the tenth-inning ghost runner. | 1.2805 | 0.06556 | 82 | 65 | 11 | 6 |
2086 | Now let's see them try to pitch a 'no hitter.' | 1.2805 | 0.05562 | 82 | 61 | 19 | 2 |
2087 | I’m telling you Bob,this guy got nothing left! | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
2088 | He's very shy. | 1.2805 | 0.06556 | 82 | 65 | 11 | 6 |
2089 | It gets really weird after the game when we shower. | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
2090 | He’s usually a solid player, but sometimes something seems to be missing. | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
2091 | The team is taking the term “ghost runner” to a whole new level this season… | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
2092 | We got him in a trade with the Angels. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2093 | He is ghosting his girl friend | 1.2800 | 0.05874 | 100 | 79 | 14 | 7 |
2094 | He's clearly our best player. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2095 | That’s it! Jay shaved his beard | 1.2800 | 0.05700 | 100 | 78 | 16 | 6 |
2096 | He must have given 100 percent. | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
2097 | His batting average is great but I can never read his signals. | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
2098 | We sign him for 30 million, then they make him put on a uniform. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2099 | I'm pretty concerned about him. He just hasn't been able to get it together recently. | 1.2800 | 0.05333 | 100 | 76 | 20 | 4 |
2100 | Scares the heck out of the pitchers! | 1.2800 | 0.05869 | 75 | 56 | 17 | 2 |
2101 | No race, no religion, no opinions, no dysmorphia triggers - it's the perfect mascot! | 1.2800 | 0.05874 | 100 | 79 | 14 | 7 |
2102 | The invisible Batman | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
2103 | He's no slugger, but he confuses the heck out of the pitcher. | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
2104 | If he makes it to 1st base, he plans to strip naked and see if he can't score. | 1.2797 | 0.05231 | 118 | 92 | 19 | 7 |
2105 | He's got a bold strategy for base stealing. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
2106 | I just wish his salary was as invisible as he is. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
2107 | He never gets hit by a pitch. | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2108 | Since the 1919 scandal he's been haunting this field, so we got him cheap. | 1.2794 | 0.06231 | 68 | 51 | 15 | 2 |
2109 | He's a good kid, but --I can't quite put my finger on it--something's missing. | 1.2794 | 0.06574 | 68 | 52 | 13 | 3 |
2110 | We couldn’t find a replacement. | 1.2794 | 0.06900 | 68 | 53 | 11 | 4 |
2111 | Which invisible player is he? | 1.2794 | 0.05482 | 68 | 49 | 19 | 0 |
2112 | I figured I'd sneak him into the lineup. | 1.2794 | 0.06900 | 68 | 53 | 11 | 4 |
2113 | Say Larry, I’ll give ya five dollars to go ask him where those hotdogs go after he eats ‘em. | 1.2794 | 0.07211 | 68 | 54 | 9 | 5 |
2114 | It's virtual baseball! | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
2115 | Isn't this carrying 'player to be named later' a bit too far? | 1.2791 | 0.04865 | 86 | 62 | 21 | 1 |
2116 | Tonight we’ve got a no-hitter on deck, literally. | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
2117 | I wish we could send Griffin up to the plate without his uniform. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2118 | Last night he was legless and now this. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2119 | So he didn't chuck it into the Cracks of Doom after all. | 1.2791 | 0.05398 | 86 | 64 | 20 | 2 |
2120 | Wow! He's fast. | 1.2791 | 0.06331 | 86 | 68 | 12 | 6 |
2121 | No, that’s Nobody | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2122 | You'll see him when we play the American League | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2123 | Yup you become invisible at a certain age. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
2124 | Where did they find this guy? | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
2125 | The scouts called him a can’t-miss prospect. I don’t know how they found him? | 1.2787 | 0.06666 | 61 | 46 | 13 | 2 |
2126 | Boo. | 1.2785 | 0.06726 | 79 | 63 | 10 | 6 |
2127 | Can you see me now?" | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
2128 | The salary cap was exhausted. | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
2129 | The other teams have adjusted, but a few umpires have run for the hills. | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
2130 | I was skeptical at first, but it was only because I didn't know what I was looking at. | 1.2785 | 0.05679 | 79 | 59 | 18 | 2 |
2131 | She's from the virtual farm team | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
2132 | Wait'll you see him strip and steal bases. | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
2133 | They call him a no hitter. | 1.2778 | 0.06007 | 72 | 54 | 16 | 2 |
2134 | keep your eye on the bat | 1.2778 | 0.06915 | 72 | 57 | 10 | 5 |
2135 | Did you ever not see anything like that before? | 1.2778 | 0.06007 | 72 | 54 | 16 | 2 |
2136 | I've heard of ghost runners,but this is taking things too far. | 1.2778 | 0.06007 | 72 | 54 | 16 | 2 |
2137 | Now that’s a switch hitter! | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
2138 | Wait til the Paperdoll Team bats! | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
2139 | Just brought him up. Reports are he's even harder to tag out than Javier Baez. | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
2140 | It's the latest big income tax evasion strategy. | 1.2778 | 0.05672 | 72 | 53 | 18 | 1 |
2141 | He said he always felt invisible until he started playing baseball. | 1.2778 | 0.06915 | 72 | 57 | 10 | 5 |
2142 | He’s really in the (meta) zone! | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
2143 | Hey coach, our player is invisibly upset with your last call! | 1.2778 | 0.06007 | 72 | 54 | 16 | 2 |
2144 | DiMaggio said that Marilyn would fuck the life out of him,but god damn. | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
2145 | Maybe a trip to the beach? I'm thinking some of our guys could use a suntan. | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
2146 | Sliding into home plate can be comlicated. | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
2147 | He’s all image and no substance. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2148 | He's trying to save face. | 1.2772 | 0.05822 | 101 | 80 | 14 | 7 |
2149 | ... Just wait till you see him slide! | 1.2772 | 0.05650 | 101 | 79 | 16 | 6 |
2150 | No one on the bases has laid a finger on him. | 1.2772 | 0.05097 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 3 |
2151 | Solid base runner. Tons of spirit! | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
2152 | Best deal I ever made. Gotbhim for nothing | 1.2771 | 0.05505 | 83 | 62 | 19 | 2 |
2153 | That's called gender neutral. | 1.2771 | 0.05231 | 83 | 61 | 21 | 1 |
2154 | The ambiguous strike zone creates a strategic uncertainty. | 1.2771 | 0.06485 | 83 | 66 | 11 | 6 |
2155 | He ran home. | 1.2771 | 0.06485 | 83 | 66 | 11 | 6 |
2156 | And they say she's a switch-hitter too. | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
2157 | I can’t see him making it in this league. | 1.2769 | 0.06395 | 65 | 49 | 14 | 2 |
2158 | He's the coach's nephew. | 1.2769 | 0.06395 | 65 | 49 | 14 | 2 |
2159 | This team is so bad, they are starting to imagine better teamates! | 1.2769 | 0.06008 | 65 | 48 | 16 | 1 |
2160 | That'll stop sign-stealing. | 1.2769 | 0.07438 | 65 | 52 | 8 | 5 |
2161 | His batting average is invisible too. | 1.2769 | 0.06395 | 65 | 48 | 14 | 2 |
2162 | He's our player to be named later in the johnson trade. | 1.2769 | 0.06395 | 65 | 49 | 14 | 2 |
2163 | Look mom, no hands...or head | 1.2769 | 0.06395 | 65 | 49 | 14 | 2 |
2164 | That was quite the sneeze! | 1.2769 | 0.06395 | 65 | 49 | 14 | 2 |
2165 | Pitching a no hitter. | 1.2769 | 0.06761 | 65 | 50 | 12 | 3 |
2166 | The umps can’t tell the difference | 1.2769 | 0.06395 | 65 | 49 | 14 | 2 |
2167 | To think, they almost didn't let him play just because he was born The Invisible Woman. | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
2168 | Our designated hitter is ghastly! | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
2169 | He never shows up to the big games. | 1.2763 | 0.05164 | 76 | 55 | 21 | 0 |
2170 | We're in the middle of a Claude Rains delay. | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2171 | I hear he's not shy in the showers." | 1.2763 | 0.06649 | 76 | 60 | 11 | 5 |
2172 | He'd be a great base stealer without the uniform. | 1.2763 | 0.06649 | 76 | 60 | 11 | 5 |
2173 | He' a ghost of what he once was. | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2174 | His dad’s in the movies. | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
2175 | He was just traded. | 1.2763 | 0.06649 | 76 | 60 | 11 | 5 |
2176 | That is some good sunscreen! | 1.2763 | 0.05493 | 76 | 56 | 19 | 1 |
2177 | He'll never a git a hit. Pitchers see right through him. | 1.2763 | 0.06098 | 76 | 58 | 15 | 3 |
2178 | Who's on first, but No One's on deck" | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
2179 | What does your imaginary friend do? | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
2180 | Fred, I’m starting to see how right you are. Empty suits is all we got to work with; no wonder were in the cellar. | 1.2759 | 0.06866 | 58 | 44 | 12 | 2 |
2181 | And he's never been caught stealing | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
2182 | I see hidden promise. | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 2 |
2183 | He hits them where they ain't. | 1.2754 | 0.05797 | 69 | 51 | 17 | 1 |
2184 | Hey, the league demanded full transparency. | 1.2754 | 0.05797 | 69 | 51 | 17 | 1 |
2185 | You never see pitchers bat anymore. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2186 | Once he gets on first base, he's a real threat to steal second. | 1.2754 | 0.07117 | 69 | 55 | 9 | 5 |
2187 | I told him that the uniform wasn't necessary but he insisted on being like everyone else. | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2188 | We're certainly not playing him in tomorrow's double header. | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2189 | Never let ‘em see you sweat | 1.2754 | 0.07411 | 69 | 56 | 7 | 6 |
2190 | I know he's not much to look at, but just till he swings that bat. | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
2191 | He's the undesignated hitter. | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
2192 | I have an idea. It would greatly reduce the size of the strike zone. | 1.2750 | 0.06408 | 80 | 63 | 12 | 5 |
2193 | When he gets on base we have him take his cloths off, he leads the league in steals. | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
2194 | Something’s just missing from this season’s lineup. | 1.2750 | 0.06650 | 80 | 64 | 10 | 6 |
2195 | He only shows up half the time and then he is just three quarters there | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
2196 | He is our bitcoin player | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
2197 | He's from my Fantasy League. | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
2198 | Hidden ball tricks are one thing: this is next level | 1.2750 | 0.06408 | 80 | 63 | 12 | 5 |
2199 | Opposing pitchers think they can see right through him. | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
2200 | All we could afford was a fading star. | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
2201 | He’s really out. | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
2202 | Looks like we're being ghosted. | 1.2747 | 0.06264 | 91 | 73 | 11 | 7 |
2203 | Ghost man on third | 1.2742 | 0.07333 | 62 | 49 | 9 | 4 |
2204 | We still need to figure out which locker room they'll use! | 1.2742 | 0.06573 | 62 | 47 | 13 | 2 |
2205 | If I was invisible I wouldn't play baseball" | 1.2742 | 0.06963 | 62 | 48 | 11 | 3 |
2206 | If anyone can break their no-hitter, it’s our no hitter. | 1.2740 | 0.05606 | 73 | 54 | 18 | 1 |
2207 | We signed him sight unseen | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
2208 | I'd heard he was a bit of an airhead | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
2209 | "Wait til you see his curtain call." | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
2210 | Well, I was told we had to be more transparent in our hiring. | 1.2740 | 0.05606 | 73 | 54 | 18 | 1 |
2211 | Sure, it gets a little creepy in the shower but he's batting 307. | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
2212 | No one can call ours a homogeneous team. | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
2213 | Our new ghost runner. | 1.2740 | 0.06830 | 73 | 58 | 10 | 5 |
2214 | He hits the invisible balls. | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
2215 | It helps his performance anxiety | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
2216 | I just don't think he is all there today. | 1.2740 | 0.06248 | 73 | 56 | 14 | 3 |
2217 | He disappears in big games. | 1.2740 | 0.06546 | 73 | 57 | 12 | 4 |
2218 | He's got the record for most games played without a plate appearance. | 1.2740 | 0.05606 | 73 | 54 | 18 | 1 |
2219 | Maybe, but I don't think it's performance enhancing. | 1.2738 | 0.05449 | 84 | 63 | 19 | 2 |
2220 | I don't know skip, what if by the ninth inning he gets winded? | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2221 | They say he's quit steroids. | 1.2727 | 0.05433 | 77 | 57 | 19 | 1 |
2222 | This is Shoeless Joe's nephew, Joeless Shoes. | 1.2727 | 0.07012 | 66 | 52 | 10 | 4 |
2223 | He was an extra from, Field of Dreams. | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2224 | Too bad he has to keep his uniform on to steal bases. | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
2225 | They told me to scout the cornfield - and there he was! | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2226 | I know, but he says that the helmet hides his bald spot. | 1.2727 | 0.07337 | 66 | 53 | 8 | 5 |
2227 | Removing Grady as third-base coach was clearly justified. Nobody could read any of his signs. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
2228 | You've never SEEN talent like this! | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2229 | Man, they really won't see him coming. | 1.2727 | 0.05739 | 77 | 58 | 17 | 2 |
2230 | He/she/they/them/it are non-denominational, non-sexual, multi-colored, and obviously can be acceptable to all of our fans. | 1.2727 | 0.05931 | 66 | 49 | 16 | 1 |
2231 | Man! When the new Manager sends them down to the minors, he doesn't waste time, does he? | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
2232 | Why did he ghost us? | 1.2727 | 0.06572 | 77 | 61 | 11 | 5 |
2233 | What am I, stupid? Of course he's in the lineup. His name is Claud. E. Rains. | 1.2727 | 0.05739 | 77 | 58 | 17 | 2 |
2234 | You know these days it's even hard to be a racist. Times are a changing❕ | 1.2727 | 0.06827 | 77 | 62 | 9 | 6 |
2235 | He’s the play to be named later. | 1.2727 | 0.06572 | 77 | 61 | 11 | 5 |
2236 | We were counting on his getting a hit but he came up empty. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
2237 | He fills that outfielder's shoes, but he has yet to show up | 1.2727 | 0.06572 | 77 | 61 | 11 | 5 |
2238 | You may not see it now, but that girl is gonna kick butt one day. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2239 | Kid's got a lotta starch. | 1.2727 | 0.06312 | 66 | 50 | 14 | 2 |
2240 | We couldn't sign Batman. | 1.2727 | 0.06671 | 66 | 51 | 12 | 3 |
2241 | Can’t hit what you can’t see. | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
2242 | Apparently, it’s the best way to steal a base. | 1.2727 | 0.06312 | 66 | 50 | 14 | 2 |
2243 | His batting troubles seem to have disappeared. | 1.2727 | 0.05739 | 77 | 58 | 17 | 2 |
2244 | He's just trying to get attention... | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
2245 | Remember that Make a Wish Kid? Well...better late than never. | 1.2727 | 0.06203 | 88 | 70 | 12 | 6 |
2246 | It's the element of surprise, they'll never see him coming. | 1.2727 | 0.06312 | 66 | 50 | 14 | 2 |
2247 | I could swear his agent said the kid was invincible. Not invisible. | 1.2727 | 0.06312 | 66 | 50 | 14 | 2 |
2248 | He’s playing like he hasn’t turned up. | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
2249 | Kind've over did it on the sunblock. | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
2250 | Get an eyefull of that gal standing next to him. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
2251 | I’ve never seen him strike out. | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
2252 | He's the best base stealer we have. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
2253 | He always bats ninth because I never really know if he's going to show up. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2254 | It can be a problem in the locker room | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2255 | First time coaching in the spectral league? | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2256 | I don't see color either. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
2257 | He's the latest in our inclusivity initiative. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
2258 | Nothing in the rule book says the ghost runner can't take an at-bat. | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
2259 | He's Shoeless Joe Jackson's great-grandson, Skinless | 1.2714 | 0.07026 | 70 | 56 | 9 | 5 |
2260 | One heck of a match with no ethnic slur! | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2261 | They say he's invisible to bad coaches. | 1.2714 | 0.06078 | 70 | 53 | 15 | 2 |
2262 | Let them try. The beanball never works on this kid. | 1.2714 | 0.07026 | 70 | 56 | 9 | 5 |
2263 | Maybe one day he’ll show up. | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
2264 | He phones it in. | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2265 | If we could convince him to ditch the uniform, he’d be the best base stealer in the league! | 1.2714 | 0.05354 | 70 | 51 | 19 | 0 |
2266 | Good to see the spirit of the game is alive and well! | 1.2714 | 0.06078 | 70 | 53 | 15 | 2 |
2267 | I was surprised too, but he's a helluva slugger. No one saw that coming. | 1.2714 | 0.05727 | 70 | 51 | 17 | 1 |
2268 | Coach, we're behind 17-2, let's pencil him for right field. | 1.2714 | 0.06078 | 70 | 53 | 15 | 2 |
2269 | Joe's trade to the Mets is only partially completed." | 1.2714 | 0.07026 | 70 | 56 | 9 | 5 |
2270 | That ought to give the pitcher something to think about. | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
2271 | Frankly, I feel he's ready for a front -office slot | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2272 | In all of our years managing, we still have never seen him get a homer! | 1.2714 | 0.06078 | 70 | 53 | 15 | 2 |
2273 | I don't like him, either. He's so full of air... | 1.2714 | 0.05354 | 70 | 51 | 19 | 0 |
2274 | He’s playing out of his skin these days. | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
2275 | Never been beaned. | 1.2712 | 0.06318 | 59 | 44 | 14 | 1 |
2276 | He doesn't hit for power, but he's like a ghost on the base paths. | 1.2712 | 0.06318 | 59 | 44 | 14 | 1 |
2277 | The best part, is we can pay him next to nothin’ ! | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
2278 | On the Internet, no one knows he's a dog. | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
2279 | Our reasons for drafting him were completely transparent. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2280 | His hitting has improved, but he'll never be a complete player. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2281 | We’ve now broken the Pronoun-Neutral Ceiling in organized baseball! | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2282 | Alright, Invisible Man, the bases are loaded. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2283 | They say this guy is the best ghost runner in Major League Baseball. | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
2284 | I’m still adjusting to the new Invisible Hitter rule. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2285 | He really sacrifices his body. | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
2286 | You should see his sister. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
2287 | I've always felt torsos are overrated anyway. | 1.2703 | 0.05543 | 74 | 55 | 18 | 1 |
2288 | It’s called ghosting….. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
2289 | The kid has a great arm...I wish we could see it. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
2290 | They say he’s the John Cena of baseball. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
2291 | He would be a great player if he could just keep his head in the game. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
2292 | Yea, but his rookie card is priceless. | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
2293 | He gets walked…a lot. | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
2294 | Seriously, Coach, what do you see in him?" | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
2295 | We'll use him as our ghost runner in extra innings. | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
2296 | A good players presence should be felt, not seen. | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
2297 | I hear he sold his image and likeness rights to some new tech company. | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 13 | 2 |
2298 | ...but ya gotta admit the kid's got a lotta spirit! | 1.2698 | 0.06074 | 63 | 47 | 15 | 1 |
2299 | I've been thinking about growing a mustache. | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 13 | 2 |
2300 | The cleanest baseball player to ever play you say? I thought that was a myth! | 1.2698 | 0.07229 | 63 | 50 | 9 | 4 |
2301 | He's never done a post-game interview. Kinda disappears into the showers. | 1.2698 | 0.06866 | 63 | 49 | 11 | 3 |
2302 | He's a has-been. | 1.2697 | 0.06140 | 89 | 71 | 12 | 6 |
2303 | He says it works better than sunscreen. | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
2304 | He has the best hand-eye coordination on the team! | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
2305 | Don’t you think the umpire’s having a hard enough time seeing the strike zone? | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2306 | Sure he's a little transparent, but it has its advantages too. | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
2307 | A lot of potential there. | 1.2692 | 0.06748 | 78 | 63 | 9 | 6 |
2308 | He did threaten to disappear if we didn't meet his contract demands. | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
2309 | Do you think he'll yell if he is hit by a pitch? | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
2310 | I've heard of a ghost runner, but not a ghost batter | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
2311 | He's kind a lightweight | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
2312 | The invisible cream is 80% effective. | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
2313 | And he pitched a no hitter without a ball! | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
2314 | I told you he tested negative! | 1.2692 | 0.05374 | 78 | 58 | 19 | 1 |
2315 | Nope never seen him before. | 1.2692 | 0.05374 | 78 | 58 | 19 | 1 |
2316 | I thought there was going to be angels in the outfield | 1.2688 | 0.05327 | 93 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
2317 | I'm tellin' ya, Bob, microdosing really takes the edge off of innings 8 and 9. | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2318 | We still haven’t finalized his contract. | 1.2687 | 0.07238 | 67 | 54 | 8 | 5 |
2319 | Now that’s transparency!! | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
2320 | He doesn’t seem to have a batting average either. | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2321 | I thought at first that they were just a 10th inning ghost runner, but I now understand that they are a switch hitter batting for the other team | 1.2687 | 0.05456 | 67 | 49 | 18 | 0 |
2322 | When the pressure is on, he disappears. | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
2323 | No, Boo's on deck. | 1.2687 | 0.07238 | 67 | 54 | 8 | 5 |
2324 | Everyone talks about how good he is. Apparently he’s untouchable. | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2325 | Nope, I'm just not seein' it | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2326 | player to be determined later | 1.2687 | 0.07238 | 67 | 54 | 8 | 5 |
2327 | Why doesn’t he just take his clothes off? | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2328 | He's a product in the making. | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2329 | He's just a ghost of the player he used to be. | 1.2687 | 0.05856 | 67 | 50 | 16 | 1 |
2330 | Apparently he bought Harry Potter's Cloak of Invisibility on eBay. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2331 | Kid’s got all the tools for the big leagues; he’s just got to stop disappearing in key moments. | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
2332 | When did Perez stop chewing tobacco? | 1.2683 | 0.06504 | 82 | 66 | 10 | 6 |
2333 | Player to be named even later. | 1.2683 | 0.06504 | 82 | 66 | 10 | 6 |
2334 | Can we use the same ointment on the balls? | 1.2680 | 0.05185 | 97 | 74 | 20 | 3 |
2335 | Looks like Joe’s overdoin’ the zinc oxide again. | 1.2680 | 0.04973 | 97 | 73 | 22 | 2 |
2336 | What a talent come out of nowhere. | 1.2680 | 0.05773 | 97 | 77 | 14 | 6 |
2337 | If he can only get on, stealing second should be a piece of cake. | 1.2679 | 0.07425 | 56 | 44 | 9 | 3 |
2338 | Fans can't heckle what they can't see. | 1.2679 | 0.06974 | 56 | 43 | 11 | 2 |
2339 | He just doesn't look like a ballplayer to me. | 1.2679 | 0.06974 | 56 | 43 | 11 | 2 |
2340 | He’s our indistinguishable hitter. | 1.2679 | 0.05971 | 56 | 41 | 15 | 0 |
2341 | I thought you said this guy would show up when we needed a hit. | 1.2679 | 0.06492 | 56 | 42 | 13 | 1 |
2342 | He can't hit a lick, but he's a wiz in the field at 'the old hidden ball trick.' | 1.2679 | 0.06974 | 56 | 43 | 11 | 2 |
2343 | Invisible Bert Merrywerth" isn't quite as catchy as "Shoeless Joe Jackson". | 1.2676 | 0.05659 | 71 | 53 | 17 | 1 |
2344 | The analytics say he's otherworldly. | 1.2676 | 0.06640 | 71 | 56 | 11 | 4 |
2345 | Yeah I know. It seems to happen to everyone we move to the bottom of the order. | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
2346 | We just called him up from the Phantoms. | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
2347 | He feels ignored! | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
2348 | Once they changed the DH rule it was only a matter of time before they changed the ghost runner rule. | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
2349 | He’s never been seen as a good player. | 1.2676 | 0.06640 | 71 | 56 | 11 | 4 |
2350 | Scout ing report? Good bat. Good glove. Bit of an airhead. | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2351 | It's part of his new contract. He's only visible for road games. | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2352 | Astro's won't be able to catch these signals. | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2353 | You gotta a set of signs for this guy? | 1.2676 | 0.06004 | 71 | 54 | 15 | 2 |
2354 | He can run, and boy, can he hide! | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2355 | I just feel like his head isn’t in the game. Neither are his arms, neck, or torso. | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
2356 | Get ready to watch those legs run. | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2357 | No one knows his strike zone. | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
2358 | He doesn't put enough of himself into this game. | 1.2674 | 0.05341 | 86 | 65 | 19 | 2 |
2359 | It makes his strike zone look smaller | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2360 | He's the best ghost runner in the game | 1.2667 | 0.05480 | 75 | 56 | 18 | 1 |
2361 | We thought he disappeared | 1.2667 | 0.05480 | 75 | 56 | 18 | 1 |
2362 | Not only is his head not in the game, his arms are at the concession | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 60 | 46 | 12 | 2 |
2363 | I checked the rules - it still counts as a plate appearance. | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
2364 | Boo's on first haha get it? | 1.2667 | 0.05193 | 90 | 68 | 20 | 2 |
2365 | And then he hit me with the whole non-discrimination law thing. | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 60 | 46 | 12 | 2 |
2366 | When he gets to first base, he takes off his uniform | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
2367 | I'm betting he will be the ghost run! | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 60 | 46 | 12 | 2 |
2368 | He's been a no-show all season! | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
2369 | I'm sure it'll hit him at some point. | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
2370 | If he gets on, the vampire bats next. | 1.2667 | 0.07835 | 60 | 49 | 6 | 5 |
2371 | Never seen a batter like him. | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
2372 | As lead off, if he gets on base, he undresses, and steals all the way home. | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
2373 | Ironically, he’s here to plug a hole in the lineup. | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
2374 | I always kind of felt that he wasn’t really all there. | 1.2667 | 0.07078 | 60 | 47 | 10 | 3 |
2375 | His on base percentage is way the Hell above his batting average! | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
2376 | This is just the kind of player you'll find at the Walter Ruttmann classic! | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2377 | Apparently he’s just been traded. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2378 | I agree the legs give it away. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2379 | You should see him when he takes a shower. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2380 | He's really not into it. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2381 | He's the first magician to make it into the major leagues. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2382 | Angels in the OutField of Dreams | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2383 | It's all part of the new diversity, equity, and inclusion program. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2384 | Watch for when he strips on third. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2385 | You know,I don't see race | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2386 | 10 years of therapy and he still feels invisible | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2387 | Out of the Park | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2388 | Fast fact; his baseball card actually features his twin brother. | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
2389 | Owner couldn't wait to get 'player to be named later' in the line-up. | 1.2656 | 0.05994 | 64 | 48 | 15 | 1 |
2390 | No batter…no batter …no batter! | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
2391 | He may be bashful but he can hit it a mile. | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
2392 | Wait until you see this guy! | 1.2656 | 0.07468 | 64 | 52 | 7 | 5 |
2393 | He does ad team spirit. | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
2394 | I told you it was bad luck to mention a no-hitter. | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
2395 | He might be a rookie, but they'll never see him coming | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
2396 | That's Bert Barfield. He died from a fastball to the temple, and he appears from time to time. | 1.2656 | 0.06394 | 64 | 49 | 13 | 2 |
2397 | It's not that he has no personality: there is just nothing there. | 1.2656 | 0.06394 | 64 | 49 | 13 | 2 |
2398 | Humor him,Marv. He also thinks they won | 1.2656 | 0.05994 | 64 | 48 | 15 | 1 |
2399 | It's Mr Nobody hoping for a chance at bat. | 1.2656 | 0.05994 | 64 | 48 | 15 | 1 |
2400 | It's his free agent year. | 1.2656 | 0.06394 | 64 | 49 | 13 | 2 |
2401 | I said use moneyball, but they recruited with cryptocurrency. | 1.2656 | 0.07128 | 64 | 51 | 9 | 4 |
2402 | We just don't see him in the starting lineup. | 1.2656 | 0.07128 | 64 | 51 | 9 | 4 |
2403 | Ghost runner on 2nd..." | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
2404 | Wait until you see him run! | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
2405 | You can really see the intangibles that he brings to the team. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2406 | Gotta keep an eye on this one! | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
2407 | How should we announce the gender? | 1.2651 | 0.06658 | 83 | 68 | 8 | 7 |
2408 | He's 72 years old and has terrible cataracts, but it scares the hell out of them. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2409 | Johnny's the one we're looking to recruit. This kid is a nobody. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2410 | We wanted to take Inclusion and Diversity to a new level. | 1.2651 | 0.05167 | 83 | 62 | 20 | 1 |
2411 | Watch him steal second! | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2412 | He's the player to be framed later. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2413 | Damn,I don’t think Fred’s head is in the game! | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2414 | It’s still a walk, even if he floats. | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2415 | Just wait, they won't know what hit them. | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2416 | The minute they become free agents, they’re gone | 1.2647 | 0.05783 | 68 | 51 | 16 | 1 |
2417 | He looked better in spring training. | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2418 | Think of how much we'll save on printing his baseball card! | 1.2647 | 0.06827 | 68 | 54 | 10 | 4 |
2419 | A proud day for baseball. We’ve finally broken the “visibility” barrier. | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2420 | Invisible’s on first | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2421 | We wanted to bat him third, but the artist went on a coffee break. | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2422 | He’s the best slugger I’ve never seen. | 1.2647 | 0.05783 | 68 | 51 | 16 | 1 |
2423 | I think he’s a free agent. | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2424 | So I figure why not the invisible hitter in the 21st century, Larry. Why not think outside the box. | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2425 | He's not much to look at but he hit .351 last year! | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2426 | Best thing is he doesn't have a big mouth. | 1.2647 | 0.05783 | 68 | 51 | 16 | 1 |
2427 | I tell you, the kid is magic. | 1.2647 | 0.07141 | 68 | 55 | 8 | 5 |
2428 | He keeps the pitcher guessing. | 1.2647 | 0.05783 | 68 | 51 | 16 | 1 |
2429 | I know, but it's all about the metrics. | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
2430 | Okay, maybe I did use too much starch on the uniforms. | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
2431 | His transparency is so good for team morale. | 1.2644 | 0.04755 | 87 | 64 | 23 | 0 |
2432 | I think this “virtual “ reality stuff has gone too far. | 1.2644 | 0.05288 | 87 | 66 | 19 | 2 |
2433 | Topps love being able to charge for a blank card. | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
2434 | I love how he clears the bases. | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2435 | I’ve never seen anyone like him. | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
2436 | This should finally give our team some visibility. | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2437 | Honestly, he's not much without the uniform. | 1.2639 | 0.05592 | 72 | 54 | 17 | 1 |
2438 | He really fills in the gaps on our roster. | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2439 | They’re filming a sequel to the movie, “The Natural.” It’s called “The Supernatural.” | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
2440 | Sometimes there’s a man who, well, he’s the man for his time and place. | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2441 | He forgot his watch | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2442 | I'm glad he quit. It was creepy to see his chaw. | 1.2639 | 0.06558 | 72 | 57 | 11 | 4 |
2443 | I know he doesn't look like much, but trust me, he's good. | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
2444 | When you play performance over personality, it’s almost like you’re intentionally placing winning above ticket sales. | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
2445 | 'Time to send in our No-Hitter' | 1.2639 | 0.06850 | 72 | 58 | 9 | 5 |
2446 | It gets real fun when he starts chewing tobacco. | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
2447 | He's been batting zero for some time now | 1.2639 | 0.05231 | 72 | 53 | 19 | 0 |
2448 | He really gave it his all. | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
2449 | He is more impressive out of uniform. | 1.2637 | 0.05813 | 91 | 72 | 14 | 5 |
2450 | In Bobs case clothes do make the man. | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2451 | I really didn’t believe that he is an airhead! | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2452 | Lotsa players have talent but Buddy is truly magical. | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2453 | He's not the greatest batter, but he's a whiz at stealing bases. | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
2454 | He’s having that dream again where all his clothes come to work naked | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
2455 | He's a great base-stealer. He just needs to remember to put the cloths back on afterwards, | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2456 | Bill's invisibility is less of a base-stealing threat now that they've made him wear a uniform. | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
2457 | I always wondered what happens when you leave a blank on the lineup card. | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
2458 | His weakness is fastballs | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
2459 | First it was zombie runners now they allow invisible pinch hitters. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2460 | He was our best base stealer before the No Stripping rule." | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2461 | All right! Only Burford got raptured! We still have a shot at the playoffs! | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2462 | I guess the pitcher will have a no-hitter. | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2463 | The front office wants to keep the ‘player to be named later’ on the down low. | 1.2625 | 0.05260 | 80 | 60 | 19 | 1 |
2464 | I warned the board that that suncream sponsorship offer should have it's claims of ' Unique Properties' investigated more . | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2465 | Sure, he's got talent, but I still say there's something missing... | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2466 | He is renegotiating his contract. | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2467 | This is why I love old-timers games! | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2468 | Who is never found at first base. What he does when he gets to second base, I Don't Know, we usually signal him to keep going to third. Today, maybe even to home. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2469 | Just wait until you see this guy. | 1.2623 | 0.06141 | 61 | 46 | 14 | 1 |
2470 | By mid-season the kid will be a more complete ball player. | 1.2623 | 0.06141 | 61 | 46 | 14 | 1 |
2471 | So this is shroom chew? | 1.2623 | 0.06141 | 61 | 46 | 14 | 1 |
2472 | Best of all, she always plays like she has skin in the game | 1.2623 | 0.06974 | 61 | 48 | 10 | 3 |
2473 | Once they made the DH Rule universal, the IH was only a matter of time. | 1.2623 | 0.07356 | 61 | 49 | 8 | 4 |
2474 | They won’t have a book on this kid | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
2475 | He plays great but has no personality! | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
2476 | The kid stayed on the bench for a long time, but he's finally getting noticed for his ability to go unnoticed. | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
2477 | It's his way of taking an knee - he wants more transparency | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
2478 | His on base percentage would be higher, but he's never been hit by a pitch. | 1.2619 | 0.05115 | 84 | 63 | 20 | 1 |
2479 | Supply chain issues? | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
2480 | He thinks it's a good way to avoid getting hit by a 106 mph fastball. | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
2481 | ...anyway I asked him what the worst part about being invisible is and he said it was almost impossible to get an accurate measurement of your dong. | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
2482 | I switched his sunscreen with invisibility paste | 1.2619 | 0.05115 | 84 | 63 | 20 | 1 |
2483 | Now that’s breaking the color barrier! | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
2484 | He’s all throw and no show. | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2485 | The GM says he's untouchable. | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2486 | Our analytics people say there's upside if he fills out. | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
2487 | He's still working from home. | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2488 | We asked him to wear his cap in the shower. | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2489 | If it weren't for the uniform rule, he'd lead the league in steals. | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2490 | He’ll fill out as he gets older. | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2491 | He's an introvert. | 1.2615 | 0.07363 | 65 | 53 | 7 | 5 |
2492 | He's part of our new drive for transparency. | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
2493 | You should see his wife! | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2494 | He's not the player he once was. | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
2495 | Yeah. He claims to be transparent,but I can see right through him. | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
2496 | That's our missing man. | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2497 | I heard the coaches went to hell and back to get this guy... | 1.2614 | 0.04980 | 88 | 66 | 21 | 1 |
2498 | This goes to show you that diversity has come a long long way in Baseball. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
2499 | His stats are out of sight and he’s light on payroll. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
2500 | We're trying out our new ghost runner... | 1.2609 | 0.05711 | 69 | 52 | 16 | 1 |
2501 | The guys in the front office are suits; the guys on the field are uniforms. Just go with it Mel. | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
2502 | What until you don’t see him pitch. | 1.2609 | 0.05711 | 69 | 52 | 16 | 1 |
2503 | Remember when we were kids and played with ghost runners? | 1.2609 | 0.06738 | 69 | 55 | 10 | 4 |
2504 | The only thing more invisible is his batting average. | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2505 | Great batter, but he really struggles to profit from his image and likeness. | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
2506 | He’s still adapting to our system | 1.2609 | 0.06738 | 69 | 55 | 10 | 4 |
2507 | Ever since the sign stealing scandal, the team has promised greater transparency. | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
2508 | Field of surrealism | 1.2609 | 0.05711 | 69 | 52 | 16 | 1 |
2509 | Apparently it's a salary-cap loophole. | 1.2609 | 0.05711 | 69 | 52 | 16 | 1 |
2510 | He just moved up from the Hogwarts league and insists on wearing his "lucky invisibility cloak". | 1.2609 | 0.06738 | 69 | 55 | 10 | 4 |
2511 | I keep his baseball card in the dugout in case I forget he’s on the team. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
2512 | Every at-bat, this kid gives it his all. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
2513 | It's against the rules but fans go wild when he strips and starts chewing tobacco. | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2514 | I told the owner we need the GOAT and she though I said ghost. | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
2515 | 'Yeah, maybe a line-up change. Whadda ya think? Should I pencil him in?' | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
2516 | If you think he is weird, you should try to see the guy who is pitching! | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
2517 | Ah, the way he's been playing, it won't matter! | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
2518 | He also has a great "fade" haircut. | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
2519 | After sign stealing, he can hit, run, and undress. His only weakness is that he has to wear one of his gloves or one of his shoes to the end. | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2520 | He’s being traded. The “player to be named later.” | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
2521 | That is some serious sunscreen. | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
2522 | And you thought the Astros cheating was bad | 1.2603 | 0.05527 | 73 | 55 | 17 | 1 |
2523 | He should be here any minute. | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
2524 | Elon Musk bought the team | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
2525 | He was our invisible pick! | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
2526 | He has all but disappeared from the plate lately. | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2527 | Every playoffs he disappears. | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
2528 | I told him he probably didn't need the helmet, but he insisted on wearing it. | 1.2603 | 0.05527 | 73 | 55 | 17 | 1 |
2529 | There's such a thing as *too* cleaned-up a batter. | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
2530 | Shoeless Joe has nothing on Hank. | 1.2597 | 0.06511 | 77 | 62 | 10 | 5 |
2531 | As long as you can see his shoes touch the base it's ok | 1.2597 | 0.05359 | 77 | 58 | 18 | 1 |
2532 | Our new owner is cutting costs, but it looks like he doesn't grasp the gravity of the situation. | 1.2597 | 0.06511 | 77 | 62 | 10 | 5 |
2533 | Proof that clothes make the man! | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2534 | Isn’t 8,942 a little old for a batboy? | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2535 | It's our new extra inning Ghost Runner | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
2536 | You should see his poker face. | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
2537 | Airhead! | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
2538 | I realize that. But you ought to see his analytics. | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
2539 | He can’t walk. | 1.2596 | 0.05955 | 104 | 86 | 9 | 9 |
2540 | He leads the league in stolen bases. | 1.2596 | 0.04531 | 104 | 78 | 22 | 2 |
2541 | He's not bad but he has trouble with change-ups. | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
2542 | Now, that's the spirit! | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2543 | It's fine! Babe Ruth was left handed! | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
2544 | We're prioritizing no-hitters | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2545 | Bill Veeck would be impressed. | 1.2593 | 0.06280 | 81 | 65 | 11 | 5 |
2546 | And they say baseball is boring! | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
2547 | Guess it's not true--the clothes don't quite make the man. | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
2548 | He harder to hit | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2549 | As part of the trade,we got this player to be named later. | 1.2593 | 0.05205 | 81 | 61 | 19 | 1 |
2550 | Not enough endorsements in the afterlife. | 1.2593 | 0.05205 | 81 | 61 | 19 | 1 |
2551 | He doesn't have much to say either. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2552 | Are you sure this guy can fool the pitcher about being left-handed? | 1.2589 | 0.05190 | 112 | 89 | 17 | 6 |
2553 | Hey Batter! Hey Batter! ...where's the Batter? | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2554 | Designated Sphectre. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2555 | He’s already at first base. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2556 | I'm telling you, this guy will never be a standout player. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2557 | I've given him 2 games to show his stuff. | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
2558 | Doesn't the uniform negate the advantages of being invisible? | 1.2586 | 0.06763 | 58 | 45 | 11 | 2 |
2559 | That IS his game face! | 1.2586 | 0.06300 | 58 | 44 | 13 | 1 |
2560 | he's like a ghost when it comes to base stealing | 1.2586 | 0.06763 | 58 | 45 | 11 | 2 |
2561 | Yeah, he led the league in stolen bases . . . why do you ask? | 1.2586 | 0.07196 | 58 | 46 | 9 | 3 |
2562 | They’ve taken “game face” to the next level. | 1.2586 | 0.07196 | 58 | 46 | 9 | 3 |
2563 | HE'S JUST SKINNY, THAT'S ALL! | 1.2586 | 0.07993 | 58 | 48 | 5 | 5 |
2564 | Don’t worry sonecdsy your face will be on a bobble head | 1.2586 | 0.06763 | 58 | 45 | 11 | 2 |
2565 | His publicity rights are still under negotiation. | 1.2586 | 0.06300 | 58 | 44 | 13 | 1 |
2566 | So I told him, don't look so nervous or he'll see right through you. | 1.2586 | 0.06763 | 58 | 45 | 11 | 2 |
2567 | He hasn't yet fulfilled his potential. | 1.2586 | 0.06300 | 58 | 44 | 13 | 1 |
2568 | We need to get ahead this inning. | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
2569 | I guess they DIDN’T come. | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2570 | Nobody will steal his signs! | 1.2584 | 0.05185 | 89 | 68 | 19 | 2 |
2571 | This phenom's like no one I've ever seen! | 1.2581 | 0.06056 | 62 | 47 | 14 | 1 |
2572 | He's trying to lower his pitches per plate appearance stats." | 1.2581 | 0.06478 | 62 | 48 | 12 | 2 |
2573 | The True Curse of the Bambino. | 1.2581 | 0.07605 | 62 | 51 | 6 | 5 |
2574 | That’s our player-to-be-named-later. | 1.2581 | 0.06478 | 62 | 48 | 12 | 2 |
2575 | He’s the spirit of this team. | 1.2581 | 0.06874 | 62 | 49 | 10 | 3 |
2576 | He usually doesn't fully get involved unless it's real close. | 1.2581 | 0.06874 | 62 | 49 | 10 | 3 |
2577 | Surprisingly he has a real good eye at the plate. | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
2578 | I met him Christmas past. Word is he has a future. | 1.2581 | 0.06874 | 62 | 49 | 10 | 3 |
2579 | He's the player to be born later. | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
2580 | Yeah, I don’t know what they see in that rookie either. | 1.2581 | 0.04811 | 93 | 70 | 22 | 1 |
2581 | See: when the pressure's on they disappear | 1.2581 | 0.06874 | 62 | 49 | 10 | 3 |
2582 | Yeah, here in the minors you usually don't see guys who can play like him. | 1.2581 | 0.06056 | 62 | 47 | 14 | 1 |
2583 | Did you know his great grandfather was Claude Rains? | 1.2581 | 0.06056 | 62 | 47 | 14 | 1 |
2584 | I don't know what the fans see in him. | 1.2581 | 0.06056 | 62 | 47 | 14 | 1 |
2585 | And we'll have Frankenstein at cleanup. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2586 | Did you ever SEE this guy play? | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2587 | There isn't a pitcher in the league who can read him. | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2588 | I thought the owner was the only empty suit. | 1.2576 | 0.05838 | 66 | 50 | 15 | 1 |
2589 | We've taken the ghost runner to a whole new level! | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2590 | Did he just say ‘Beam me up’? | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2591 | yeah man, you don’t even know he’s in the showers with you until he— well, i don’t want to spoil it for you | 1.2576 | 0.05838 | 66 | 50 | 15 | 1 |
2592 | Those were the Days. | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2593 | First he threw his arm out. | 1.2576 | 0.05838 | 66 | 50 | 15 | 1 |
2594 | I get the sense the new uniforms have become more important than the players. | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2595 | He's a magician at the plate. | 1.2571 | 0.05641 | 70 | 53 | 16 | 1 |
2596 | They call him The Supernatural. | 1.2571 | 0.05641 | 70 | 53 | 16 | 1 |
2597 | He's a good hitter, tricky runner, but a bit of an airhead. | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
2598 | I know he can't hit, but those soft hands make him great at short. | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2599 | He is a hometown hero! The fans wish they could see more of him. | 1.2571 | 0.05262 | 70 | 52 | 18 | 0 |
2600 | This is the dumbest Caption Contest yet! | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
2601 | He's been at the end of the bench for I don't know how long. Just never saw him until today. | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2602 | It's the politically correct player and it's headed to Cooperstown. | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
2603 | He's got no arm and he's an airhead. | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
2604 | His strike zone’s basically non-existent. | 1.2571 | 0.05641 | 70 | 53 | 16 | 1 |
2605 | Mickey’s better at base stealing when he runs naked. | 1.2571 | 0.05262 | 70 | 52 | 18 | 0 |
2606 | So he just has to get to first. Then he strips off his uniform and steals the rest of the bases. | 1.2571 | 0.05641 | 70 | 53 | 16 | 1 |
2607 | Bob's taking no chances. He's been hit by a ball several times. | 1.2571 | 0.05641 | 70 | 53 | 16 | 1 |
2608 | I got the idea from my daughter's Queen Elizabeth Platinum Jubilee paper doll cut-out book. | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2609 | So much for hiding him in Right Field… | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
2610 | We just signed him for a ten year contract. He leads the league in stolen faces. | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
2611 | Did you forget your 3D glasses? | 1.2571 | 0.06333 | 70 | 55 | 12 | 3 |
2612 | A real team player. Not one ounce of vanity. | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2613 | All glove, no body. | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2614 | Vanishing cream won't help. | 1.2568 | 0.06682 | 74 | 60 | 9 | 5 |
2615 | Bet you didn't see that one coming. | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2616 | I told you he was fast. | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2617 | He's an advocate of organizational transparency. | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2618 | His swing has been just phantasmic this season. | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2619 | I got nothing for you. | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2620 | Total team player. He leaves his ego in the locker room. | 1.2568 | 0.05463 | 74 | 56 | 17 | 1 |
2621 | Great detective too! | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2622 | ZenBall | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2623 | He just can't seem to get his head in the game. | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2624 | Yeah, he's great. Told me once he saves three hundred bucks on shampoo and haircuts a year! | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2625 | He has luxurious hair. Don’t ask me how I know. | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2626 | We got a draft instead of a draft pick. | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2627 | He always has an out of body experience before he's up to bat | 1.2568 | 0.05463 | 74 | 56 | 17 | 1 |
2628 | A player that good is hard to find. | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2629 | But is he happy? | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
2630 | We brought him up from the Georgia Green Screens. | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
2631 | Do you not see what I don't see? | 1.2564 | 0.05300 | 78 | 59 | 18 | 1 |
2632 | I'd ask him to bunt but I can't see him doing it. | 1.2564 | 0.05300 | 78 | 59 | 18 | 1 |
2633 | He can also burst into flames. | 1.2564 | 0.05300 | 78 | 59 | 18 | 1 |
2634 | He's phoning it in today | 1.2561 | 0.05151 | 82 | 62 | 19 | 1 |
2635 | Jim's so fast that he's practically invisible on the BasePath. | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
2636 | It's better than the hidden ball trick! | 1.2561 | 0.05151 | 82 | 62 | 19 | 1 |
2637 | But for the jersey requirement, stealing would be a breeze. | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2638 | It was either him or Ray Milland | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2639 | We’re losing, let’s hope he has something up his sleeve. | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
2640 | He surprisingly has a good eye. | 1.2561 | 0.05151 | 82 | 62 | 19 | 1 |
2641 | Great starter but he fades in the late innings. | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
2642 | He's only eighteen, plenty of room for development. | 1.2561 | 0.05151 | 82 | 62 | 19 | 1 |
2643 | What fast ball, never saw it. | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2644 | We picked him because we thought he had great team spirit. | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
2645 | He needs to work on his tan. | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2646 | He bunts, then strips on the way to first, and gets a home run every time! | 1.2558 | 0.06230 | 86 | 70 | 10 | 6 |
2647 | They won’t even see him coming. | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2648 | It is what it is. | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
2649 | He tends to disappear in the big moments. | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
2650 | Yeah, being traded is the only lightning fast thing left in baseball. | 1.2558 | 0.06230 | 86 | 70 | 10 | 6 |
2651 | When he gets to 3rd base, he strips and steals home. | 1.2553 | 0.05846 | 94 | 76 | 12 | 6 |
2652 | The only downside is he doesn't do too well with the hidden ball trick. | 1.2551 | 0.05676 | 98 | 79 | 13 | 6 |
2653 | I hear Elon Musk bought him too. | 1.2551 | 0.05858 | 98 | 80 | 11 | 7 |
2654 | He was starred in Field of Dreams. | 1.2547 | 0.05537 | 106 | 86 | 13 | 7 |
2655 | Once on base, he sheds it all, and his record stealing second is perfect. | 1.2545 | 0.06471 | 55 | 42 | 12 | 1 |
2656 | The upside is they can never steal his signs. | 1.2545 | 0.06471 | 55 | 42 | 12 | 1 |
2657 | She hits a home run, you don't even see it! | 1.2545 | 0.07439 | 55 | 44 | 8 | 3 |
2658 | The rookie's still trying to find himself. | 1.2545 | 0.06972 | 55 | 43 | 10 | 2 |
2659 | Nobody's on third | 1.2542 | 0.06662 | 59 | 46 | 11 | 2 |
2660 | It's all about the brand, period. | 1.2542 | 0.07087 | 59 | 47 | 9 | 3 |
2661 | So, when are we going to decide on our designated hitter? | 1.2542 | 0.06662 | 59 | 46 | 11 | 2 |
2662 | Scout said he's got a great glove, a great bat, and solid legs. | 1.2542 | 0.06662 | 59 | 46 | 11 | 2 |
2663 | This new guy Claude Rains is a good hitter. | 1.2542 | 0.06662 | 59 | 46 | 11 | 2 |
2664 | He's our designated kidder. | 1.2542 | 0.07488 | 59 | 48 | 7 | 4 |
2665 | It's good to see an All Star that's not full of himself. | 1.2540 | 0.07144 | 63 | 51 | 8 | 4 |
2666 | He's a virtual player. | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
2667 | The scouting report says there's more to him than meets the eye. | 1.2540 | 0.07144 | 63 | 51 | 8 | 4 |
2668 | Yeah, he may be good on his feet, but I don’t think he’s all there. | 1.2540 | 0.05528 | 63 | 47 | 16 | 0 |
2669 | Nobody’s showing up to fill his shoes. | 1.2540 | 0.06387 | 63 | 49 | 12 | 2 |
2670 | A base stealing Phenomenon? | 1.2540 | 0.07494 | 63 | 52 | 6 | 5 |
2671 | I guess he never heard back from HR. | 1.2540 | 0.06387 | 63 | 49 | 12 | 2 |
2672 | Clothes really do make the man... | 1.2540 | 0.06387 | 63 | 49 | 12 | 2 |
2673 | We are going to trade him next year for Batman. | 1.2540 | 0.06387 | 63 | 49 | 12 | 2 |
2674 | The Great American Pastime is starting to look like the American Dream | 1.2540 | 0.05528 | 63 | 47 | 16 | 0 |
2675 | He is our secret weapon… the other team won’t see him coming until it’s too late. | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
2676 | We got him in trade from the Angels. | 1.2540 | 0.06387 | 63 | 49 | 12 | 2 |
2677 | We keep him for extra innings! | 1.2540 | 0.05973 | 63 | 48 | 14 | 1 |
2678 | He can hit, but I don’t think his head is in the game. | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
2679 | He trained the new pitchers. | 1.2540 | 0.06387 | 63 | 49 | 12 | 2 |
2680 | Don't worry, he always shows up under pressure. | 1.2540 | 0.05973 | 63 | 48 | 14 | 1 |
2681 | And then the voice said, "If you dress him up, he will come." | 1.2540 | 0.07494 | 63 | 52 | 6 | 5 |
2682 | You won’t believe his arm when you see it. | 1.2540 | 0.06776 | 63 | 50 | 10 | 3 |
2683 | He said just in case he got traded to a Florida team he's ready... | 1.2540 | 0.06387 | 63 | 49 | 12 | 2 |
2684 | Watch when he get's 0n base. He'll steal second base, and it's like they don't even see him. | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2685 | Looks like he finally sold off his likeness. | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
2686 | The downside is he can never stare down the pitcher. | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
2687 | He always disappears during the commercial breaks. | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
2688 | I know it's weird. Last season he was a left-handed batter. | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2689 | Another steroid's gonna be added to that list of banned ones, just wait. | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
2690 | Correction: he's the only invisible player on this team who is not also a nudist | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2691 | I think the politically correct term is “imperceptibly-abled” | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
2692 | The new designated hitter—all bat, no bod. | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2693 | We ghosted him at the end of last season, but his team spirit remains. | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2694 | He put the uniform back on after stealing second last week." | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2695 | This really is a great solution to the whole lockout thing. | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2696 | The best part is they'll never see what hit 'em. | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
2697 | I don’t know what the manager sees in him. | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
2698 | Pitchers hate him: his strike zone is basically invisible. | 1.2537 | 0.06840 | 67 | 54 | 9 | 4 |
2699 | We'll cover his salary on just the bobblehead. | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
2700 | I like your mustache, Jerry. | 1.2537 | 0.07163 | 67 | 55 | 7 | 5 |
2701 | He identifies as visible. And I respect that. | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2702 | This is Angel Hernandez's kid. | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2703 | He was canceled | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
2704 | He is having trouble fitting in with the team. | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
2705 | Wait till he makes it to first, and then everyone starts asking... | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2706 | They won’t know why hit ‘em | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2707 | I told you his ability was vanishing. | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2708 | And the best part is he's a switch hitter. | 1.2535 | 0.06567 | 71 | 57 | 10 | 4 |
2709 | He is really showing off that new mustache. | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2710 | Eh,I don’t see him getting a home run. | 1.2535 | 0.05573 | 71 | 54 | 16 | 1 |
2711 | The only player without tats. | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
2712 | I just don’t see what everyone else see’s in him. | 1.2535 | 0.05573 | 71 | 54 | 16 | 1 |
2713 | Walks to first, ditches the duds and steals his way home. | 1.2535 | 0.06567 | 71 | 57 | 10 | 4 |
2714 | This guy is definitely going to lead the league in stolen bases. | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
2715 | We may be in last place, but our attendance struggles are over. | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
2716 | He’s got to get his head in the game. | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2717 | Well he can't really hit or catch well but he's great at stealing signs." | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
2718 | This is the guy Abbott and Costello were talking about. | 1.2535 | 0.06867 | 71 | 58 | 8 | 5 |
2719 | Our diversity initiative. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2720 | First it is was the robotic umpires, now we have the injury proof batter | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2721 | until his contract is finalized, you see he really isn't here | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2722 | It's answer to our diversity issues. | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2723 | He says that ever since the new DH came on the team he has felt invisible. | 1.2533 | 0.05400 | 75 | 57 | 17 | 1 |
2724 | He's really light on his feet! | 1.2533 | 0.05056 | 75 | 56 | 19 | 0 |
2725 | Where do you think he is, lockout or lockdown? | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2726 | I still don't know what you see in him, but he's got to be better than last year's designated hitter." | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2727 | They're transitioning. | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2728 | It's called the hidden ball player trick. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2729 | So it turns out they make an SPF 120 sunscreen. | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2730 | Don't worry. The ball has eyes. | 1.2533 | 0.05400 | 75 | 57 | 17 | 1 |
2731 | I don’t see him getting to the Show. | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2732 | some people have invisible talent | 1.2533 | 0.06601 | 75 | 61 | 9 | 5 |
2733 | Damn, I forgot to pencil him in. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2734 | I haven't seen a better player yet! | 1.2533 | 0.05400 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
2735 | Larry's lost weight! | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2736 | Still working on the bobble-head. | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2737 | He’s a whiz at the hidden ball trick. | 1.2532 | 0.06361 | 79 | 64 | 10 | 5 |
2738 | The stare-down really freaks them out. | 1.2532 | 0.06361 | 79 | 64 | 10 | 5 |
2739 | You’ve heard of ghost guns, right? | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
2740 | You built it, and they came! | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
2741 | Look, he passed the drug test." | 1.2532 | 0.06612 | 79 | 65 | 8 | 6 |
2742 | He might go missing when we want a big hit, but he can run like greased lightning when we need a home run | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
2743 | Good Grief. He's lost his head. | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
2744 | We sure signed some nobodies to the team this year. | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
2745 | The skipper wasn't kidding when he called on the Holy Spirit to bat. | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
2746 | He can hit, run, field, and spy on the other team's game-planning. | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
2747 | The first transparent sports star ever!!! | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2748 | They say watching him play is an out-of-body experience. | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2749 | He's part of the invisible minority | 1.2530 | 0.05098 | 83 | 63 | 19 | 1 |
2750 | Rapture - not rupture. | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2751 | He gets more hits when he doesn’t wear his uniform. | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2752 | True, he can't hit for shit, but have you noticed how he unsettles pitchers? | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
2753 | Invisibility is his superpower, but it hasn’t helped him break 195. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2754 | He has the most stolen bases in the league. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2755 | When they yell "no batta,no batta," it gets to him. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2756 | F? No, there's no F. | 1.2529 | 0.06165 | 87 | 71 | 10 | 6 |
2757 | Yeah, but these ones can’t be locked out. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2758 | He's our secret weapon. | 1.2500 | 0.06981 | 60 | 48 | 9 | 3 |
2759 | The sponsors are only interested in pushing their products | 1.2500 | 0.05893 | 64 | 49 | 14 | 1 |
2760 | Yeah, I expect it will be a little weird in the showers. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2761 | He can't hit, but boy can he run bases. | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2762 | Wait'll ya see this kid! | 1.2500 | 0.05690 | 68 | 52 | 15 | 1 |
2763 | There is a plus, he doesn't chew or spit. | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2764 | You've heard of pitchers so fast you cant see the ball? We came up with this. | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2765 | Trust me, they won't know what hit 'em. | 1.2500 | 0.06485 | 72 | 58 | 10 | 4 |
2766 | He's got no head for the game, but he's always willing to lend a hand. | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2767 | No Sho time | 1.2500 | 0.05690 | 68 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
2768 | He's a helluva hitter but we don't know what to check in the diversity box. | 1.2500 | 0.05506 | 72 | 55 | 16 | 1 |
2769 | So...you finally gave Casper a chance...! | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
2770 | His stats are outta sight! | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2771 | Back in our time they told us to hit 'em where they ain't, but wow these kids nowadays . . . | 1.2500 | 0.06981 | 60 | 48 | 9 | 3 |
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