Contest #800


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800

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Now they’ll never know who’s on first.”
  2. “How did they find this guy?
  3. “I don’t think you understand fantasy baseball.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-05-01T23:32:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-05-15T23:33:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-05-09T23:33:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued May 16, 2022
Number of captions 7960
Number of responses 760341
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 We're hoping to see more of him as the season goes on! 1.9094 0.01555 2495 876 968 650
1 It was even weirder when he was on the swim team. 1.8740 0.01558 2770 1127 865 778
2 He’s the kind of talent you rarely see. 1.8660 0.01556 2493 941 945 607
3 When we signed the contract with his agent, I thought he said, "invincible." 1.8420 0.01744 2101 863 707 531
4 You’re right. Without that uniform he’s nothing. 1.8313 0.01860 1784 726 633 425
5 Wait until you see the arm on this kid. 1.8296 0.01867 1737 699 635 403
6 How did they find this guy? 1.8286 0.01525 2683 1106 931 646
7 He's nothing without the uniform. 1.8186 0.01877 1753 729 613 411
8 He's got no skin in the game. 1.8093 0.01578 2507 1067 851 589
9 On the plus side, he's very hard for pitchers to read. 1.8071 0.01801 1778 717 687 374
10 He says his folks come to every game, but I haven’t seen ‘em yet. 1.7983 0.01566 2489 1061 869 559
11 We DID draft him sight unseen" 1.7925 0.01543 2472 1037 911 524
12 He's our best player, but he'll never be the face of the franchise. 1.7871 0.01878 1696 726 605 365
13 Players like him are a vanishing breed' 1.7859 0.01561 2396 1011 887 495
14 He doesn't have any skin in the game. 1.7746 0.01944 1593 699 554 340
15 I don’t know what the scouts saw in this kid. 1.7708 0.02130 1261 538 474 249
16 No one will know who’s on first. 1.7652 0.01764 1925 855 667 403
17 He tends to fade at the end of the season. 1.7633 0.03583 452 197 165 90
18 I still think it’s a bigger deal that she’s the first woman. 1.7617 0.01850 1855 862 573 420
19 Our scouts did a great job finding this guy 1.7581 0.02136 1228 528 469 231
20 Team owner values transparency above all else. 1.7554 0.01871 1652 729 598 325
21 They say he's got potential but I just don't see it. 1.7488 0.01831 1624 697 638 289
22 He's working remotely. 1.7485 0.02158 1312 607 428 277
23 He was a no-show at spring training, too. 1.7452 0.01748 1888 846 677 365
24 It can get awkward in the showers but he's a great hitter. 1.7282 0.01817 1718 784 617 317
25 They signed him, but didn't get his image rights. 1.7255 0.01898 1603 743 557 303
26 Abbott and Costello would've loved this. 1.7214 0.02448 1030 501 315 214
27 He may need more time to develop. 1.7207 0.01777 1987 978 586 423
28 Sometimes I just get the feeling Davis isn't all there. 1.7194 0.01867 1561 705 589 267
29 Really, I don't see what anyone sees in him either. 1.7191 0.01878 1559 709 579 271
30 Old players never die; they just fade away. 1.7162 0.01846 1674 782 585 307
31 It’s like he came out of nowhere. 1.7157 0.02359 1034 486 356 192
32 Frankly, I just don't see him playing baseball. 1.7128 0.01879 1581 733 569 279
33 You don't notice him until he puts on the uniform. 1.7065 0.01931 1465 678 539 248
34 He's great but some games he just doesn't show up. 1.7062 0.01837 1552 701 606 245
35 That tattoo remover did a heckuva job 1.7046 0.01968 1530 746 490 294
36 He can steal home like nobody you've never seen. 1.7009 0.02295 1070 509 372 189
37 Joke's on them--they think she's a guy! 1.7000 0.02016 1430 694 471 265
38 This game can take a lot out of you. 1.6971 0.02066 1261 588 467 206
39 This season he’s working from Home. 1.6899 0.02188 1219 603 391 225
40 He's broken the last color barrier in baseball. 1.6844 0.02404 1052 538 308 206
41 Can you believe he came out of nowhere? 1.6777 0.02347 1086 556 324 206
42 He doesn’t look like much but he sure can hit. 1.6732 0.02293 1022 496 364 162
43 You sure don't see talent like this everyday. 1.6727 0.02328 941 444 361 136
44 You don’t see hitters like him anymore. 1.6691 0.02609 816 406 274 136
45 He’s unlike any player I’ve ever seen 1.6637 0.02566 797 388 289 120
46 When he's not batting, we send him out naked to steal the other team's signs. 1.6603 0.02640 839 436 252 151
47 We're looking for someone who can fill in. 1.6595 0.02575 837 423 276 138
48 His pronouns are Who/ Where 1.6594 0.02678 913 507 210 196
49 You just don’t see players like him these days. 1.6571 0.02656 840 442 244 154
50 He used to be so solid. 1.6562 0.02720 832 448 222 162
51 Joe just sold his image rights. 1.6545 0.02751 770 403 230 137
52 Nobody has ever seen this guy play before! 1.6532 0.02671 770 391 255 124
53 I don't understand what everyone else sees in him. 1.6489 0.02737 732 374 241 117
54 Well they said he plays like no one they’ve ever seen. 1.6481 0.02859 719 382 206 128
55 We got him sight unseen. Apparently he's got the record for most steals. 1.6475 0.02733 678 333 251 94
56 This kids arm is outta sight! 1.6472 0.02718 703 350 251 102
57 They drafted him sight unseen. 1.6452 0.02731 744 385 238 121
58 No, I said let's make him invincible. 1.6441 0.02852 767 424 192 151
59 He has yet to make his first plate appearance. 1.6439 0.02705 688 339 255 94
60 There goes nothing. 1.6435 0.02973 690 377 182 131
61 It took us a while to find him. 1.6421 0.02805 718 377 221 120
62 That's the player to be named later. 1.6408 0.02946 682 368 191 123
63 I could have sworn his agent said "invincible". 1.6373 0.03033 692 391 161 139
64 He started strong but has been fading all season. 1.6365 0.02887 685 365 204 116
65 He was drafted sight unseen. 1.6361 0.02996 654 354 184 116
66 He left it all on the field. 1.6349 0.02988 619 325 195 99
67 It's the only way we could get her on the team. 1.6345 0.03117 643 361 156 126
68 Now they’ll never know who’s on first. 1.6319 0.03053 652 362 168 122
69 Once he gets on, he'll remove his clothes and steal all the bases. 1.6309 0.03008 596 311 194 91
70 I don't think you understand fantasy baseball. 1.6304 0.02965 644 345 192 107
71 And best of all, they’ll never see him coming! 1.6304 0.02972 598 309 201 88
72 Now that’s the kind of player you don’t see everyday.” 1.6304 0.02904 652 344 205 103
73 How did you find this guy? 1.6284 0.03006 592 309 194 89
74 No one saw this kid coming. 1.6277 0.03093 607 331 171 105
75 He's harder to tag when he slides head first. 1.6254 0.03121 558 295 177 86
76 They will never see him coming 1.6248 0.03047 573 300 188 85
77 Why can't you see what I see in this kid? 1.6237 0.03103 574 307 176 91
78 And they say the uniform doesn't make the man. 1.6222 0.02930 630 334 200 96
79 It's only a matter of time before the whole team wants to work virtually. 1.6192 0.03267 562 316 144 102
80 SPF 400 is going to be a game-changer 1.6166 0.03150 519 271 176 72
81 I thought you said the new guy was invincible. 1.6159 0.03207 565 314 154 97
82 He came to the team from the Angels." 1.6140 0.03239 513 275 161 77
83 He's the son of two trans parents 1.6138 0.03733 435 247 107 80
84 No, he is not invisible, just working remotely, like everybody else. 1.6137 0.03333 497 270 149 78
85 We still need to fill the position 1.6127 0.03091 550 292 179 79
86 He just came out of nowhere. 1.6118 0.03549 425 228 134 63
87 Decent hitter, but he’s got no arm. 1.6109 0.03184 532 287 165 80
88 Personally, I don't know what the scouts see in this guy. 1.6089 0.03217 496 262 166 68
89 No, seriously -- who's on first? 1.6079 0.03193 556 309 156 91
90 This is when they start chanting, "no batter, no batter. 1.6079 0.03263 482 255 161 66
91 I'm betting we're gonna see a no-hitter today 1.6071 0.03349 476 256 149 70
92 We brought him over from my fantasy league." 1.6071 0.03399 481 265 140 76
93 First time seeing a no-hitter? 1.6066 0.03344 516 292 135 87
94 I don’t know how our scouts found this guy! 1.6059 0.03248 510 277 157 76
95 The pitchers never see him coming. 1.6051 0.03120 509 266 178 65
96 Well it looks like he's out. 1.6047 0.03290 511 282 149 80
97 They really will have no idea who's on first. 1.6045 0.03331 536 307 134 95
98 Trust me, Joe, there's more to him than meets the eye. 1.6044 0.03539 455 255 125 75
99 ...And now you don't. 1.6028 0.03458 433 232 141 60
100 I don’t see him playing today. 1.6026 0.03300 463 245 157 61
101 Not sure which pronoun to use. 1.6017 0.03669 462 272 102 88
102 He just can't seem to find himself. 1.6009 0.03486 441 241 135 65
103 I don't see what you see in him. 1.6004 0.03314 488 267 149 72
104 It's kinda weird in the showers. 1.5965 0.03552 456 260 120 76
105 I thought all the empty suits were in the front office 1.5942 0.03501 451 253 128 70
106 Just wait till they find out his name is Who" 1.5931 0.03732 435 256 100 79
107 You know,he started his career as a ghost runner. 1.5927 0.03445 410 217 143 50
108 Management signed him sight unseen. 1.5921 0.03657 429 246 112 71
109 I’m telling you, he always disappears in the playoffs. 1.5916 0.03303 453 242 154 57
110 I don’t know what anyone sees in him. 1.5907 0.03561 430 241 124 65
111 He can hit, but he's nothing to look at. 1.5906 0.03763 403 231 106 66
112 We call him 'The Unnatural.' 1.5898 0.03485 412 222 137 53
113 We pay him in bitcoin. 1.5888 0.03695 394 220 116 58
114 He's working from home today 1.5885 0.03720 418 242 106 70
115 Where everyone else saw nothing, I saw potential. 1.5872 0.03621 407 227 121 59
116 If this works for Butch the whole team wants to go remote. 1.5867 0.03622 450 264 108 78
117 We got him from the Angels. 1.5865 0.03577 416 232 124 60
118 He seems a bit detached. 1.5861 0.03433 418 225 141 52
119 In the minors,he played naked and set the record for stolen bases. 1.5848 0.03411 460 258 135 67
120 It’s part of the league’s effort to be more transparent. 1.5848 0.03738 407 235 106 66
121 I just don't know what people see in this kid." 1.5846 0.03673 390 217 118 55
122 It's pretty obvious, Roger just doesn't have any skin in this game. 1.5839 0.03443 471 270 127 74
123 There is more to him than meets the eye! 1.5837 0.03613 418 237 118 63
124 ALL RIGHT!…… We now have a ghost of a chance of winning the game. 1.5829 0.03667 386 214 119 53
125 Now we’ll never know who is on first! 1.5825 0.03934 388 231 88 69
126 He was just called up from the Field of Dreams 1.5824 0.03380 443 243 142 58
127 Where have you been hiding this guy? 1.5820 0.03841 366 207 105 54
128 I don't know what everybody sees in this guy. 1.5815 0.03487 399 215 136 48
129 Who’s on third? 1.5809 0.03697 377 209 117 51
130 Who's on deck? No really, who's on deck 1.5799 0.05165 219 129 53 37
131 He starts to fade by the middle innings. 1.5795 0.03612 409 231 119 59
132 He's playing virtually. 1.5789 0.03803 361 202 109 49
133 I was just wondering what Yogi Berra would say." 1.5789 0.03682 399 227 113 59
134 The kid came out of nowhere. 1.5777 0.03615 386 215 120 51
135 Wait 'til you see him spit. 1.5771 0.03644 402 228 116 58
136 And to think a lot of people used to say they couldn't see him playing in the big leagues. 1.5769 0.03713 390 222 111 57
137 Coach says the new guy's got a great arm but I don't see it. 1.5767 0.03841 378 219 100 59
138 That’s the team spirit. 1.5765 0.05312 196 113 53 30
139 I can't see him getting on base. 1.5764 0.03597 399 223 122 54
140 We’re going for more transparency this season. 1.5756 0.03590 410 232 120 58
141 The most selfless player I've ever seen. 1.5753 0.03815 372 213 104 55
142 I'm still not sure what you see in this guy. 1.5750 0.03625 400 226 118 56
143 You never see him sweat. 1.5744 0.03562 383 209 128 46
144 Old ballplayers never die. They just fade away. 1.5744 0.03767 383 220 106 57
145 The worst part is when he's in the shower. 1.5743 0.03699 397 228 110 59
146 I just feel like he's not quite all here. 1.5741 0.03668 371 205 119 47
147 His head’s not in the game today. 1.5740 0.03734 385 220 109 56
148 I just can't see him in the major leagues. 1.5739 0.03509 399 219 131 49
149 He has yet to make an appearance at the plate. 1.5732 0.05801 157 89 46 22
150 He's not much to look at, but I'm telling you, he can really whack that ball. 1.5730 0.03584 363 195 128 40
151 He was the clear choice in the draft 1.5706 0.03904 347 198 100 49
152 Our team spirit is excellent this season. 1.5696 0.03785 381 221 103 57
153 He led the league in stolen bases until they made him wear a uniform. 1.5690 0.03940 355 207 94 54
154 The player's union contract insisted on complete transparency. 1.5689 0.04023 341 199 90 52
155 Watch out in the showers. 1.5686 0.03740 401 236 102 63
156 Scouts were right…kid's got no arm. 1.5683 0.03848 366 212 100 54
157 He was completely transparent during negotiations. 1.5680 0.03896 338 191 102 45
158 The kid's got great unseen potential. 1.5679 0.03728 361 202 113 46
159 Best ball player I never saw. 1.5676 0.03879 340 192 103 45
160 He just doesn't show up till the Playoffs. 1.5641 0.03831 351 200 104 47
161 He's never been caught looking. 1.5627 0.03880 327 183 104 40
162 He is the first player I ever hired sight unseen. 1.5623 0.04073 345 207 82 56
163 We just have to make sure he wears his jock strap in the shower. 1.5621 0.04023 322 185 93 44
164 Trust me, there's more to him than meets the eye! 1.5620 0.03822 347 197 105 45
165 He's one of our best players but nobody seems to notice him. 1.5614 0.03706 342 188 116 38
166 We scooped him up sight unseen. 1.5610 0.03799 328 181 110 37
167 The owners are a bunch of empty suits, too. 1.5607 0.04128 321 189 84 48
168 The other scouts completely missed him. 1.5603 0.03879 348 201 99 48
169 I don’t know what you see in this guy. 1.5595 0.03762 370 214 105 51
170 He hasn’t been hit by a pitch in 12 seasons. 1.5584 0.03855 351 203 100 48
171 Any idea what pronouns we're supposed to use? 1.5581 0.03901 353 207 95 51
172 Psst…Don’t say anything bad about this kid. His father’s standing next to you. 1.5580 0.03885 362 214 94 54
173 Thanks for the effort, but I actually said that I want us to be invincible this season. 1.5574 0.03928 357 212 91 54
174 His batting average is nothing to look at either! 1.5559 0.03883 313 174 104 35
175 If this guy gets to first, Abbot and Costello are gonna roll in their graves. 1.5556 0.04019 315 181 93 41
176 I’ll be damned — a no-hitter. 1.5552 0.03851 344 198 101 45
177 If it wasn't for the uniform requirement, he'd have the record for most stolen bases. 1.5549 0.03850 364 215 96 53
178 We don't seem to be able to fill that position. 1.5549 0.03946 328 189 96 43
179 He just needs to find himself! 1.5538 0.04022 325 190 90 45
180 He got a new sponsorship with Nike Air. 1.5538 0.04060 316 184 89 43
181 I see they sent up another nobody from the minors. 1.5533 0.04072 291 164 93 34
182 I just can’t understand what you see in him. 1.5533 0.03647 338 185 119 34
183 I like that they brought back the ghost runner. 1.5523 0.03672 344 191 116 37
184 They have no idea what this guy is made of. 1.5518 0.04157 299 174 85 40
185 Transparency in sports has gone too far. 1.5508 0.03951 325 188 95 42
186 Same old story - he always disappears in October. 1.5507 0.03725 365 211 107 47
187 I’m telling ya, nobody saw this guy coming 1.5506 0.04111 316 187 84 45
188 No batter. No batter. Am I right? 1.5505 0.03933 327 189 96 42
189 Every time there's an inside pitch he yells, 'OW!" Works like a charm. 1.5502 0.04190 269 151 88 30
190 No really, who’s on first? 1.5492 0.04389 295 180 68 47
191 Our scouts never saw him coming 1.5491 0.03870 326 186 101 39
192 Our secret weapon. They'll never see him coming! 1.5475 0.03860 316 178 103 35
193 He’s got all the intangibles. 1.5474 0.04285 285 168 78 39
194 He just hasn’t shown up this season. 1.5455 0.03813 330 188 104 38
195 Actually, no one really knows who’s on first. 1.5444 0.04649 270 168 57 45
196 The Commissioner ruled that he must wear a uniform, arbitrarily and maliciously interrupting his streak of 1100 stolen bases. 1.5436 0.04408 298 185 64 49
197 He was nothin' before he started wearing that uniform. 1.5435 0.04109 333 204 77 52
198 I don't know what the scouts saw in him. 1.5429 0.04315 280 166 76 38
199 Every year it's the same. He disappears in the playoffs. 1.5425 0.04166 306 183 80 43
200 Upside is, ump can't see his strike zone. 1.5417 0.03977 312 181 93 38
201 Trust me, John, no one will see our boy coming. 1.5414 0.04009 314 184 90 40
202 His baseball card looks just like him. 1.5410 0.04271 268 155 81 32
203 Total airhead. 1.5401 0.04202 274 158 84 32
204 Wait 'til you see this guy's arm 1.5399 0.04145 313 189 79 45
205 He’s our top player, but I keep having to remind the rest of the team to watch out for a floating bar of soap in the locker room showers. 1.5394 0.04341 317 201 61 55
206 Oh, is he? I didn't realize. I don't see skin color. 1.5393 0.04376 280 169 71 40
207 He's the best ballplayer I've never seen. 1.5392 0.03836 319 182 102 35
208 You wouldn't recognize him without his uniform. 1.5387 0.04201 310 189 75 46
209 Apparently, it is SPF 3000. 1.5385 0.04180 312 190 76 46
210 He stole so many bases before they forced him to wear clothes. 1.5376 0.04239 279 164 80 35
211 He can't hit, he can't field, he can't run -- but attendance has gone through the roof. 1.5374 0.04188 294 175 80 39
212 Once he signed that big contract, it's like he disappeared. 1.5370 0.04443 257 152 72 33
213 We got him in a trade. He's the 'player to be named later'. 1.5364 0.04104 302 179 84 39
214 The scouts tell me they've never seen a player like him. 1.5364 0.04023 302 176 90 36
215 That fast ball knocked more than his socks off. 1.5360 0.04095 278 159 89 30
216 Guys like him are a vanishing breed. 1.5359 0.04063 306 181 86 39
217 Let’s face it, that potential we saw in spring training just hasn’t materialized. 1.5357 0.04258 280 166 78 36
218 We make him wear his hat in the showers. 1.5352 0.04032 327 198 83 46
219 He's a great player, but he's not all there 1.5347 0.04110 288 168 86 34
220 Now there’s something you don’t see every day! 1.5347 0.04174 303 183 78 42
221 We traded a relief pitcher for a player to be seen later. 1.5342 0.03985 322 192 88 42
222 We finally took skin color completely out of the game. 1.5341 0.04419 279 171 67 41
223 He’s not much to look at, but he he’s got spirit 1.5341 0.04209 279 164 81 34
224 Yeah, tattoo removal works. 1.5331 0.04415 272 165 69 38
225 He was hard to find. 1.5326 0.04396 276 168 69 39
226 I heard they signed this guy sight unseen. 1.5326 0.04493 261 158 67 36
227 This guy's got an arm like you've never seen. 1.5321 0.04348 280 170 71 39
228 He's a good player, but his baseball card is a tough sell. 1.5320 0.04318 297 184 68 45
229 He really came out of nowhere this season. 1.5318 0.04187 267 154 84 29
230 Since they made him wear the uniform his stolen bases have dropped dramatically. 1.5311 0.04403 273 166 69 38
231 He's got potential but it is hard to see... 1.5307 0.04202 277 163 81 33
232 It’s an interesting tactic, but I think their pitcher will see right through him. 1.5304 0.04545 247 148 67 32
233 He's not much to look at, but he's a heckuva good baseball player! 1.5303 0.04995 198 117 57 24
234 I know. It's a great trick. Spooks the hell out of the pitchers. 1.5299 0.04383 251 147 75 29
235 He works remote now. 1.5294 0.04385 272 165 70 37
236 He doesn’t show up for practice either. 1.5290 0.04176 259 148 85 26
237 Good hitter. Good fielder. No arm. 1.5285 0.04402 263 158 71 34
238 After last week’s game he said he just wanted to disappear 1.5284 0.03992 282 161 93 28
239 All I know is, the drug test said he was clear. 1.5281 0.04287 267 158 77 32
240 The guy is just not all there these days. 1.5280 0.04209 250 142 84 24
241 This is his seventh game but he's yet to make an appearance. 1.5279 0.04296 269 160 76 33
242 He’s working remotely today. 1.5269 0.04605 260 162 59 39
243 He was the best player in his fantasy league. 1.5267 0.04603 243 147 64 32
244 Trust me, nobody in the minors has seen this kid coming...I mean, No-BODY. 1.5263 0.04436 247 146 72 29
245 I didn't see this one coming. 1.5257 0.04164 272 159 83 30
246 Do you get the feeling he's not all there? 1.5255 0.04206 274 162 80 32
247 I always wondered what “ A Player to be named Later” actually looked like. 1.5255 0.04473 255 154 68 33
248 Remember when steroids were controversial? 1.5254 0.04040 295 174 87 34
249 He started to fade after the All-Star break. 1.5253 0.04412 257 154 71 32
250 That's the team spirit I've been talking about! 1.5221 0.04686 272 177 48 47
251 Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio 1.5216 0.04676 255 161 55 39
252 Gives a whole new meaning to Who's on first! 1.5212 0.04707 236 145 59 32
253 No i said invincible, we have to make our boys invincible! 1.5211 0.04216 284 172 76 36
254 He’s the perfect Ghost Runner. 1.5208 0.04074 265 152 88 25
255 So what. The Mets disappear every September." 1.5208 0.04507 265 165 62 38
256 It was the only way we could get her on the roster. 1.5202 0.04640 248 154 59 35
257 Team spirit. 1.5200 0.04715 250 158 54 38
258 The hard part is watching him chew tobacco. 1.5200 0.04577 250 154 62 34
259 Somehow all the other scouts missed him 1.5194 0.04332 258 154 74 30
260 If only his parents could see him now. 1.5187 0.04374 268 164 69 35
261 Doc cleared him to play but I worry he's not back 100% yet. 1.5184 0.04427 245 146 71 28
262 Sometimes I think he’s just not all there. 1.5182 0.04548 247 151 64 32
263 He never really shows up until the playoffs. 1.5181 0.04429 276 173 63 40
264 Frankly, I don't see much in him. 1.5181 0.04057 276 161 87 28
265 Capaldi died in the offseason, but he still had three years left in his contract. 1.5179 0.04262 280 171 73 36
266 I thought you told me he was “invincible.” 1.5178 0.04395 253 152 71 30
267 I have no idea what the scouts saw in this guy. 1.5172 0.06041 145 90 35 20
268 I guess Who is on first, What is on second, I Don't Know is on third, and Nobody is on deck. 1.5172 0.04561 261 164 59 38
269 A player yet to be named. 1.5167 0.04417 240 142 72 26
270 Talk about a prospect who nobody saw coming. 1.5161 0.04313 248 146 76 26
271 We traded for a player to appear later! 1.5161 0.04534 248 152 64 32
272 All I’m saying is there’s nothing that explicitly states that you have to keep the uniform on, once you reach base. 1.5156 0.04663 256 163 54 39
273 Watch when he leaves his uniform on third and steals home. 1.5149 0.04375 268 165 68 35
274 I thought we could use a little team spirit. 1.5143 0.04503 245 149 66 30
275 When he gets on base, he takes off his uniform. 1.5143 0.04756 245 156 52 37
276 The other scouts didn't see anything. 1.5141 0.04263 249 146 78 25
277 ...and, get this, he's never been hit by a pitch. 1.5127 0.04350 236 138 75 23
278 He's broken the color barrier. 1.5123 0.04206 285 175 74 36
279 Like I told you, he literally came out of nowhere. 1.5119 0.04550 252 157 61 34
280 Where's Who? 1.5119 0.04445 252 154 67 31
281 I've heard of this guy but never seen him 1.5117 0.04640 213 126 65 22
282 At least he's not Shoeless 1.5110 0.04263 272 166 73 33
283 He is the player to be named later 1.5108 0.04747 231 144 56 31
284 We’d have a real advantage if uniforms weren’t required. 1.5106 0.04685 235 146 58 31
285 I don’t know what we ever saw in this guy. 1.5100 0.04386 251 152 70 29
286 You don't see a player like this everyday. 1.5100 0.04201 251 147 80 24
287 Management gave us a blank check to sign this guy 1.5097 0.04167 257 151 81 25
288 Let 'em try to steal THOSE signs! 1.5097 0.04345 257 156 71 30
289 They call me a visionary for seeing something in him. 1.5095 0.04282 210 117 79 14
290 New kid. Casper I think 1.5094 0.04936 212 132 52 28
291 We've moving toward full transparency. 1.5093 0.04732 216 131 60 25
292 I'm afraid what you see is what you get. 1.5092 0.04220 273 166 75 32
293 let them try to find the strike zone on this guy! 1.5090 0.04852 222 139 53 30
294 It's no problem in the field. In the locker room it's another story. 1.5081 0.04563 246 153 61 32
295 This guy is the most selfless player I've ever coached. 1.5069 0.04578 217 129 66 22
296 The scouts say his hidden talent is clear. 1.5068 0.04455 219 128 71 20
297 I told you the minor league club we pulled him from was a ghost town. 1.5067 0.04415 225 132 72 21
298 He just came when we built it 1.5064 0.04597 233 143 62 28
299 Let's see how that pitcher handles a batter he's never seen. 1.5064 0.04391 233 138 72 23
300 He needs to have skin in the game. 1.5064 0.04528 235 143 65 27
301 I dunno, Skip, he's looking a little spooked out there. 1.5062 0.04366 241 144 72 25
302 He always hits well all season, then disappears in the playoffs! 1.5046 0.04998 216 138 47 31
303 He’s a once-in-a-lifetime player whom no one saw coming! 1.5042 0.04419 240 145 69 26
304 He's the first player to get a hit with no appearances at the plate. 1.5041 0.04431 242 147 68 27
305 I just don't understand what people see in him 1.5039 0.04428 256 159 65 32
306 Don't be fooled by his lack of physical presence. 1.5025 0.04878 199 121 56 22
307 Think how great he'd be if he didn't have to wear a uniform! 1.5024 0.04837 207 127 56 24
308 He's kind of a nobody. 1.5023 0.04594 219 132 64 23
309 That explains why he didn't appear on the roster. 1.5023 0.04426 221 130 71 20
310 The new sunscreen is supposed to be 100% effective. 1.5022 0.04761 225 141 55 29
311 He's the only player in league history with more hits than plate appearances. 1.5022 0.04586 231 142 62 25
312 Stop pulling my leg. Honestly, who's on first? 1.5021 0.04460 237 144 67 26
313 On the upside, pitchers find him very hard to read. 1.5020 0.04275 245 146 75 24
314 He was on fire in the minors, now it appears he's fading away. 1.5000 0.03959 232 129 90 13
315 Alot of batters only wear one batting glove, why do you think that's so unusual?" 1.5000 0.04826 196 118 58 20
316 The fans love his transparency. 1.5000 0.04713 220 136 58 26
317 That's our team spirit 1.5000 0.04827 226 144 51 31
318 They ain't seen nothing yet! 1.5000 0.04333 258 159 69 30
319 We picked him up from the fantasy league 1.5000 0.04786 226 143 53 30
320 It takes awhile for a good hitter to find themselves. 1.5000 0.04267 236 139 76 21
321 It’s only until his Twitter suspension ends. 1.5000 0.04724 222 138 57 27
322 Unfortunately, the pitchers can see right through him. 1.5000 0.04490 226 136 67 23
323 When the scout's report said, "He's the best player you've never seen," I thought it was a typo. 1.4979 0.04597 233 145 60 28
324 I gave him Schrödinger's bat. 1.4976 0.04933 207 130 51 26
325 Give him a chance, coach - he just lacks form. 1.4959 0.04507 242 151 62 29
326 He says without a new contract we won't be seeing him again. 1.4933 0.04591 225 139 61 25
327 I've never seen a player like this. 1.4932 0.04684 219 136 58 25
328 You just don’t see hitters like him anymore. 1.4930 0.04963 213 137 47 29
329 He always disappears in clutch situations... 1.4928 0.04505 209 124 67 18
330 He’s just not a complete player. 1.4913 0.04433 230 140 67 23
331 He never showed up for practice either. 1.4913 0.04723 230 147 53 30
332 If he didn't have to suit up, he'd drive pitchers crazy. 1.4912 0.04672 228 144 56 28
333 Don’t worry, he’s a very solid hitter. 1.4912 0.04401 226 136 69 21
334 His last team ghosted him 1.4908 0.04609 218 134 61 23
335 I never thought we'd see him in our uniform. 1.4908 0.04700 218 136 57 25
336 He signed away his image rights. 1.4908 0.04516 218 132 65 21
337 He's not much to look at, but his on-base percentage is out of sight. 1.4906 0.04460 212 126 68 18
338 Come to think of it, you never see him in the showers. 1.4906 0.04704 212 131 58 23
339 "Can he hit? That remains to be seen." 1.4905 0.04640 210 128 61 21
340 We took women being invisible in sports and ran with it. 1.4904 0.05190 208 138 38 32
341 He's not much to look at, but he's virtually the best player on the team. 1.4903 0.04902 206 130 51 25
342 Not showing up to practice is one thing… 1.4894 0.04799 188 113 58 17
343 At least he's wearing his uniform today. 1.4890 0.05153 182 114 47 21
344 Nothing gets past this guy. Through him? Maybe. 1.4889 0.04369 225 135 70 20
345 He always starts off strong at the beginning of the season,and then he fades. 1.4888 0.04665 223 140 57 26
346 This kid's got potential but no one sees it. 1.4884 0.04416 215 128 69 18
347 I love watching them try to tag him out. 1.4884 0.04839 215 137 51 27
348 He's all spirit. 1.4883 0.04640 213 131 60 22
349 He really left it all on the field. 1.4878 0.04822 205 128 54 23
350 I believe his name is Harvey. 1.4877 0.04704 203 124 59 20
351 I hear he’s headed to the Angels. 1.4877 0.04755 203 125 57 21
352 He used to get here late. Now he doesn't show up at all. 1.4873 0.04966 197 124 50 23
353 Another disappearing American institution 1.4872 0.04732 195 118 59 18
354 You'd be surprised by how many people want to take selfies with him. 1.4869 0.04803 191 116 57 18
355 We heard “going, going, gone” — and then he was. 1.4868 0.04954 189 117 52 20
356 He hasn't made much of an impression so far. 1.4863 0.05014 183 113 51 19
357 I still don't know how we found this guy 1.4853 0.04738 204 126 57 21
358 For some reason the scouts overlooked this kid. 1.4850 0.04701 200 122 59 19
359 It's in the shower room where the real trouble begins. 1.4846 0.04810 227 148 48 31
360 I’m telling you, the kids is an unnatural. 1.4844 0.04676 225 143 55 27
361 I laugh every time he spits his chaw. 1.4842 0.04821 190 116 56 18
362 It's all about the strike zone 1.4831 0.04990 178 109 52 17
363 I know, right!? First.Woman.In.The MLB! 1.4831 0.05590 178 119 32 27
364 He really spooks the pitcher. 1.4831 0.04835 207 131 52 24
365 I love how the other team keeps shouting, "No batter, no batter, no batter." 1.4831 0.04835 207 131 52 24
366 I don't wanna offend anyone, but I'm not sure which pronouns. 1.4828 0.05328 174 111 42 21
367 The GM drafted him because he thought the scouts said that he was invincible. 1.4826 0.05091 201 131 43 27
368 He really looks different in the high socks. 1.4817 0.04743 218 139 53 26
369 He's still in contract negotiations. 1.4805 0.04417 231 143 65 23
370 He came out of nowhere. 1.4804 0.04788 204 128 54 22
371 They tell me he's the player to be named later. 1.4789 0.05045 190 121 47 22
372 They say he's a dead ringer for Mickey Mantle, but I don't see it. 1.4783 0.04932 184 114 52 18
373 Our secret weapon - they'll never see it coming. 1.4776 0.04465 201 120 66 15
374 Oh him? He's the player to be named later. 1.4776 0.04891 201 128 50 23
375 You gotta have skin in the game 1.4774 0.05029 199 129 45 25
376 Oh boy, he was a real no-show today 1.4774 0.04927 199 127 49 23
377 I have to admit that for the longest time, I didn't see anything in him. 1.4773 0.04964 176 108 52 16
378 He's nearly impossible to read! 1.4772 0.04640 197 120 60 17
379 He hasn’t been seeing the ball lately, has no arm, but I tell ya, this kid has legs! 1.4766 0.04854 214 139 48 27
380 Coach, you have always been able to see things that I can’t , so let me ask you.., 1.4757 0.04549 206 126 62 18
381 Shoeless Joe got nothin’ on this guy. 1.4757 0.04702 206 129 56 21
382 I do sometimes wonder if his heart's really in it. 1.4756 0.04367 225 138 67 20
383 The book on him is good bat, no arm. 1.4752 0.04770 202 127 54 21
384 I thought you said “This guy’s invincible.” 1.4751 0.05112 181 115 46 20
385 I love how he never makes it about him. 1.4749 0.05093 179 113 47 19
386 This year's rookie is out of sight! 1.4747 0.04996 198 128 46 24
387 I gotta tell ya,I didn’t see this one coming. 1.4747 0.04667 217 138 55 24
388 You should see the arm on this kid. 1.4742 0.04685 213 135 55 23
389 He was the 'player to be named later' in the trade. 1.4740 0.05091 173 108 48 17
390 We got him for nothing. 1.4740 0.04895 192 121 51 20
391 They say he's awesome, but I just don't see it. 1.4729 0.04700 203 127 56 20
392 The Commissioner said we need more transparency 1.4728 0.05108 184 118 45 21
393 He's got an amazing swing and they never see it coming. 1.4718 0.04616 195 119 60 16
394 He takes off his uniform on third and casually steals home. 1.4713 0.05262 174 112 42 20
395 Now if we could convince him that he doesn't need a uniform, think of how many bases he could steal. 1.4712 0.04856 191 120 52 19
396 Some days he just doesn’t show up. 1.4709 0.05308 172 111 41 20
397 Everything's going virtual. 1.4709 0.05173 189 124 41 24
398 This kid is great! I don't know how all the other baseball scouts missed him. 1.4703 0.04768 202 128 53 21
399 He just hasn’t been showing up like he used to. 1.4700 0.04589 200 121 58 17
400 All he has to do is yell "Ouch" and he gets to first base! 1.4686 0.05047 175 110 48 17
401 We're hoping he regains last season's form. 1.4686 0.04848 175 109 51 15
402 Let's see them steal signs from that guy. 1.4683 0.04717 205 130 54 21
403 The front office believes in total transparency. 1.4682 0.04887 173 106 53 14
404 He used to play for the Angels... 1.4682 0.05284 173 112 41 20
405 That's our Desiccated Hitter. 1.4680 0.05001 203 134 43 26
406 His head's not in the game, but I admire his spirit. 1.4678 0.05265 171 110 42 19
407 They say he's the best, but I don't see it. 1.4673 0.04713 199 124 54 19
408 Keep 'em guessing. Right, Coach?" 1.4671 0.04863 167 101 54 12
409 He’s just like A Rod — he disappears when we need a hit. 1.4663 0.05294 178 117 39 22
410 If uniforms weren't required, he could steal every base. 1.4651 0.05241 172 111 42 19
411 You weren’t kidding—he really is a no-body. 1.4646 0.05145 198 133 38 27
412 He's just another empty suit 1.4645 0.05589 155 101 36 18
413 The League would really have a fit if they knew she was a girl. 1.4645 0.05513 155 100 38 17
414 This is his first night in the lineup but we think he’s been on the team for two weeks. 1.4643 0.04915 168 103 52 13
415 A lot of our players are working remotely now. 1.4632 0.05257 190 128 36 26
416 Tell the laundry less starch next week. 1.4630 0.05478 162 106 37 19
417 I told him to feel invincible. 1.4630 0.04964 162 99 51 12
418 I'm sorry, I just don't see him on our team. 1.4624 0.05282 173 113 40 20
419 It's a home run every time he makes contact. How do you prove you tagged him out? 1.4620 0.05130 171 109 45 17
420 Just give the kid time, Jake. He’ll pull himself back together. 1.4620 0.04927 184 117 49 18
421 Sometimes I think he's not all there." 1.4615 0.04890 195 126 48 21
422 The sportswriters said our team needed to be more transparent. 1.4615 0.05036 169 106 48 15
423 He’s the player to be named. 1.4611 0.04751 180 111 55 14
424 He's better than great...he's outta sight! 1.4611 0.05149 167 106 45 16
425 They say he pitches like no one you've ever seen. 1.4607 0.04909 191 123 48 20
426 He's supposedly the great grandson of that Casper guy." 1.4605 0.05592 152 98 36 17
427 Apparently, he’s been on the bench for years. 1.4599 0.04749 187 117 54 16
428 Pitchers hate him. He shows no fear. 1.4599 0.04985 187 121 46 20
429 The first openly transparent baseball player. 1.4596 0.05778 161 110 28 23
430 You don’t often see talent like this. 1.4596 0.04390 198 120 65 13
431 It's the same principle as driverless cars. 1.4593 0.05303 172 113 39 20
432 Great player, but not good at giving signs. 1.4593 0.04972 172 108 49 15
433 He hasn’t shown us anything all season. 1.4590 0.04884 183 116 50 17
434 It's spooky how good this guy is. 1.4590 0.04945 183 117 48 18
435 His batting average improved since he started working remotely. 1.4588 0.05172 194 131 37 26
436 He’s our best hitter but fans can’t ever put a face to the name. 1.4586 0.05151 157 98 46 13
437 Try stealing his signs. 1.4586 0.04922 181 115 49 17
438 You can never put on too much sunblock. 1.4586 0.05046 181 117 45 19
439 The other team never sees him coming. 1.4583 0.05462 168 112 35 21
440 Trust me. You've never seen anything like him. 1.4579 0.05202 190 128 37 25
441 What did the scouts see in him? 1.4578 0.05099 166 105 46 15
442 Before they started enforcing the uniform rules, his stolen base percentage was 100. 1.4576 0.05002 177 113 47 17
443 He could be great, but he’s just missing something. 1.4573 0.04600 199 125 57 17
444 Who's on first? 1.4571 0.05043 175 112 46 17
445 That should make the strike zone tricky! 1.4566 0.05279 173 113 39 20
446 He barely shows up to play anymore 1.4561 0.05194 171 111 42 18
447 We got him for a song because he was not noticed in college. 1.4560 0.04839 182 115 51 16
448 He has nothing left to lose. 1.4558 0.05565 147 95 37 14
449 Three million at signing and he's still developing. 1.4558 0.05308 147 92 43 12
450 He's quite the prankster in the locker room shower." 1.4554 0.04711 202 130 52 20
451 He did say something about workplace transparency. 1.4554 0.04551 202 127 58 17
452 He's got a lot of heart, though 1.4551 0.04858 167 103 52 12
453 Last season took a lot out of him. 1.4551 0.05352 167 110 38 19
454 Sometimes our offense just disappears. 1.4550 0.04887 189 122 48 19
455 They won't even know what hit them. 1.4545 0.04890 176 111 50 15
456 He used to be a solid player. 1.4545 0.04822 165 101 53 11
457 I told you he was just another empty suit. 1.4539 0.05430 152 97 39 15
458 This season, he's hoping to establish an identity. 1.4536 0.04942 183 118 47 18
459 Four hits so far today, but no plate appearances. 1.4530 0.04982 181 117 46 18
460 We have nothing to lose. 1.4530 0.05043 181 118 44 19
461 Our 3-D printer was low on resin. 1.4528 0.05622 159 106 32 20
462 Without the uniform, he's the best base stealer ever. 1.4525 0.05145 179 118 41 20
463 How did we overlook this guy in the draft? 1.4524 0.05327 168 111 38 19
464 Only subscribers to our online streaming see the complete game. 1.4524 0.05192 168 109 42 17
465 Without the uniform, he's really hard to pitch to. 1.4524 0.05327 168 111 38 19
466 Once he strips he’s an incredible base stealer. 1.4520 0.05126 177 116 42 19
467 Well, he did say he didn't really see himself as a baseball player. 1.4520 0.04869 177 112 50 15
468 Now the National League will want to try it. 1.4518 0.05374 166 110 37 19
469 It took me forever to find him in the locker room. 1.4509 0.05212 173 114 40 19
470 He's the greatest player I've never seen. 1.4503 0.04919 171 108 49 14
471 These days it doesn’t hurt to be a little more transparent 1.4503 0.04919 171 108 49 14
472 Looks like we got a no-hitter on our hands. 1.4503 0.05257 171 113 39 19
473 Looks like he's out. 1.4500 0.05305 160 104 40 16
474 They say he has no skin in the game 1.4497 0.04942 189 124 45 20
475 So how did our scouts find this guy? 1.4497 0.05434 169 114 34 21
476 He's the famous "player to be named later". 1.4497 0.05424 149 96 39 14
477 He's got great legs. 1.4490 0.05215 147 92 44 11
478 There was an escape clause in his contract. 1.4483 0.05377 174 118 34 22
479 Something to tell the grandkids. First woman in Major League Baseball. 1.4483 0.05439 174 119 32 23
480 When they called it a ghost runner for the extra innings they weren't kidding 1.4483 0.04926 174 111 48 15
481 Looks like another no hitter. 1.4481 0.05296 154 99 41 14
482 He's not half the player he was. 1.4481 0.05133 154 97 45 12
483 Nobody saw this guy coming. 1.4479 0.05160 163 105 43 15
484 Yeah, he’s the player to be named later. 1.4479 0.05011 163 103 47 13
485 And we thought he was just a nobody. 1.4474 0.05506 152 100 36 16
486 This guy just came outta nowhere. 1.4471 0.04937 170 108 48 14
487 He hasn’t gotten a hit in weeks — the pitchers can see right through him. 1.4469 0.05142 179 119 40 20
488 That's the player who'll be named later. 1.4462 0.04940 186 122 45 19
489 He'd steal bases easier if he was naked. 1.4462 0.04821 186 120 49 17
490 This one's gonna be a no-hitter. 1.4462 0.04828 195 128 47 20
491 I like when he spits. 1.4460 0.05969 139 94 28 17
492 Everyone says he's a huge presence in the clubhouse. 1.4459 0.05531 148 97 36 15
493 Once he gets on base, he’s a great ghost runner. 1.4459 0.05222 157 101 42 14
494 In my day, empty suits were reserved for management. 1.4459 0.05452 157 104 36 17
495 You just don't see players like that anymore. 1.4452 0.05586 146 96 35 15
496 The empty suits in corporate hired him. 1.4452 0.05586 146 96 35 15
497 He doesn’t look like much, but wait til you see him hit” 1.4452 0.05503 155 103 35 17
498 He was stealing too many bases, so they made him wear his uniform. 1.4451 0.05350 164 109 37 18
499 I sorta miss the steroid era... 1.4451 0.05419 164 110 35 19
500 That new sunscreen is amazing. 1.4451 0.05312 182 125 33 24
501 Wait to you see how he steals bases 1.4444 0.04700 171 106 54 11
502 What pronoun do we use? 1.4444 0.05642 144 95 34 15
503 And that’s what a no-hitter looks like. 1.4444 0.05823 135 89 32 14
504 My wife thinks he’s hot. I don’t know what she sees in him. 1.4432 0.05205 176 118 38 20
505 Wait, is he left handed?! 1.4432 0.05078 176 116 42 18
506 The only real downside is that Wheaties won’t put his picture on the box. 1.4432 0.05014 176 115 44 17
507 He assured me he'd put in an appearance 1.4430 0.05274 158 103 40 15
508 He’s part of a disappearing breed. 1.4422 0.05472 147 96 37 14
509 Let's see them find the strike zone. 1.4420 0.05332 181 125 32 24
510 His strike zone leaves a lot to the imagination. 1.4417 0.05082 163 105 44 14
511 He sold the rights to his likeness. 1.4416 0.05045 154 97 46 11
512 No, I'm serious — who is on first? 1.4414 0.05526 145 95 36 14
513 Best hitter I've never seen! 1.4414 0.05259 145 92 42 11
514 The new guy’s pretty good. Where you been hidin’ him? 1.4414 0.05259 145 92 42 11
515 Scouting report says he never appeared in the minors. 1.4413 0.04824 179 115 49 15
516 I’ve literally never seen anything like him 1.4407 0.04927 177 115 46 16
517 He's a difficult one to read. 1.4405 0.04902 168 107 48 13
518 The Ghost of the Bambino is the best I could do under the salary cap 1.4405 0.05253 168 112 38 18
519 I’ve suggested that he grow a beard. 1.4403 0.05323 159 105 38 16
520 Sure...it's probably not fair. But he's leading the league in steals! 1.4403 0.05323 159 105 38 16
521 I don’t know, I just don’t see him in the major leagues. 1.4403 0.05171 159 103 42 14
522 Did you notice that Ralph never gets hit by pitches anymore? 1.4403 0.05094 159 102 44 13
523 Mickey Mantle didn't look like much when he first appeared in the big leagues either. 1.4397 0.05455 141 91 38 12
524 His rise from the minor leagues was quite astonishing as no one saw him coming. 1.4395 0.05295 157 103 39 15
525 They say he’s hard to read 1.4392 0.05271 148 95 41 12
526 Puts a new spin on “no hitter.” 1.4392 0.05183 148 94 43 11
527 We got him for practically nothing 1.4390 0.05131 164 107 42 15
528 We tried it without the uniform, but he wasn't willing to lose the cup. 1.4390 0.05275 164 109 38 16
529 It's the old hidden-ballplayer trick. 1.4388 0.05604 139 91 35 13
530 This guy has no skin in this game 1.4386 0.05249 171 115 37 19
531 Do you think they’ll notice she’s a girl? 1.4383 0.05534 162 111 31 20
532 And the only rule was that he had to keep his uniform on. 1.4383 0.05026 162 104 45 13
533 He tends to fade away in the clutch 1.4379 0.05065 153 97 45 11
534 He's the only one we ever drafted sight unseen! 1.4379 0.05361 169 115 34 20
535 When he says, There's No I in Team, he really means it. 1.4375 0.04991 160 102 46 12
536 Don't you think we're taking this transparency thing too far? 1.4371 0.05408 167 114 33 20
537 He may not look like much, but boy can he hit! 1.4368 0.04850 174 112 48 14
538 You don't see batters like him everyday. 1.4367 0.05192 158 103 41 14
539 Yep, he's the player-to-be-named-later. 1.4367 0.05567 158 108 31 19
540 I just don’t see him hitting the ball! 1.4367 0.05345 158 105 37 16
541 He hasn't shown up for us at all this season. 1.4366 0.05238 142 90 42 10
542 I hope someone tries the old “who’s on first routine”…. 1.4364 0.05320 165 110 35 17
543 Who's this nobody? 1.4362 0.05244 149 96 41 12
544 That guy leaves it all on the field. 1.4361 0.05479 133 85 38 10
545 Who's up to bat. 1.4361 0.06071 133 91 26 16
546 Funniest thing, watching him in the shower with a bar of soap. 1.4356 0.05438 163 111 33 19
547 He shows up when he's really needed. 1.4353 0.05203 170 114 38 18
548 He’ll steal home, they’ll never see it coming 1.4351 0.05123 154 99 43 12
549 You may not see it, but he has a great arm. 1.4345 0.04897 168 108 47 13
550 He hasn't fully shown up all season. 1.4345 0.05344 145 94 39 12
551 His weakness is transparent. 1.4342 0.05336 152 100 38 14
552 When we give him the 'steal' signal, he takes it all off. 1.4342 0.05417 152 101 36 15
553 He shows up when it counts. 1.4342 0.05336 152 100 38 14
554 I don’t know about heart, but he puts his entire soul into the game. 1.4341 0.05595 129 83 36 10
555 I thought he was finally retiring when he said 'you won't see me in the lineup next year.' 1.4336 0.05575 143 95 34 14
556 I dunno - he just doesn't seem like he's all there. 1.4335 0.04936 173 113 45 15
557 Seriously, who’s on first? 1.4335 0.05070 173 115 40 16
558 By mid-season he’ll be a complete player! 1.4331 0.05213 157 103 40 14
559 He's good, but he has a tendency to go missing in big games. 1.4331 0.05054 157 101 44 12
560 He doesn't look like much, but he's a player to watch. 1.4331 0.05213 157 103 40 14
561 Trust me, it’s awkward to bump into him in the locker room. 1.4331 0.05443 157 106 34 17
562 With this guy, it's really all about the intangibles. 1.4324 0.05437 148 98 36 14
563 Look alive up there batter! 1.4323 0.05339 155 103 37 15
564 Coach's commitment to transparency has gotten out of hand! 1.4323 0.05644 155 107 29 19
565 Of course he has a nickname - Lefty. 1.4323 0.04845 155 97 49 9
566 He plays okay but he's not really all there. 1.4321 0.05021 162 105 44 13
567 When he drops the uniform, he's great at stealing bases. 1.4320 0.04875 169 109 47 13
568 It’s the ‘player to be named later’. 1.4317 0.05781 139 94 30 14
569 Trust me, they won't see this coming. 1.4314 0.05308 153 101 38 14
570 He really did leave it all on the field! 1.4312 0.04826 160 101 49 10
571 Our new hybrid policy lets players bat from home, instead of home plate. 1.4312 0.05720 160 113 25 22
572 Never thought we’d see him in the big leagues. 1.4308 0.05343 130 82 40 8
573 He sure can hit for a no-body. 1.4307 0.05462 137 89 37 11
574 They’ll never know who’s on first. 1.4307 0.05560 137 90 35 12
575 It's a good day for a no-hitter 1.4307 0.05262 137 87 41 9
576 He's the best player I haven't seen. 1.4306 0.05088 144 91 44 9
577 They say he's invincible. 1.4305 0.05190 151 98 41 12
578 There’s this je ne sai quoi about him. 1.4304 0.05029 158 102 44 12
579 Sometimes he'll wear his clothing backwards to mess with the opposing team. 1.4303 0.05029 165 108 43 14
580 Never thought I’d see transparency in baseball. 1.4303 0.05315 165 112 35 18
581 Yeah, he's our designated ghost runner but can he hit? 1.4297 0.05621 128 83 35 10
582 His number zero is a nice touch. 1.4296 0.05510 142 94 35 13
583 And to think he came from nothing.” 1.4286 0.05016 147 93 45 9
584 He looked better on his Rookie Card. 1.4286 0.05677 133 88 33 12
585 I remember my Dad talking about a guy named Shoeless Joe Jackson. Maybe this is his son, Armless and Headless Joey Jackson. 1.4286 0.05951 147 104 23 20
586 I think the designated hitter is disappearing from the game. 1.4286 0.05116 161 106 41 14
587 Still a little leery in the showers after the game. 1.4286 0.04892 168 109 46 13
588 I don’t see what everyone else sees in him. 1.4276 0.05411 152 102 35 15
589 We'll see if he shows up in the playoffs. 1.4269 0.04971 171 113 43 15
590 They think he will be a real superstar, but I still wonder if there really is any there, there? 1.4268 0.05285 157 105 37 15
591 His eye-hand coordination is out of sight! 1.4267 0.05211 150 98 40 12
592 His wife took everything in the divorce. 1.4266 0.06157 143 103 19 21
593 It only happens when the background is green. 1.4259 0.04939 162 105 45 12
594 No one ever sees him as the great player he is! 1.4254 0.05441 134 87 37 10
595 I know, he doesn't look like much. 1.4254 0.05543 134 88 35 11
596 Coach, this new guy is unreal. 1.4248 0.05138 153 100 41 12
597 This will be the ultimate "no hitter". 1.4248 0.05302 153 102 37 14
598 You should see his 'Hidden Ball' trick. 1.4240 0.05360 125 79 39 7
599 His strike zone is imperceptible. 1.4238 0.05184 151 99 40 12
600 ...and I Don't Know is on deck. 1.4238 0.05514 151 103 32 16
601 He's our decimated hitter. 1.4236 0.05625 144 98 31 15
602 Our cleanup hitter and just a wonderfully transparent guy. 1.4235 0.04989 170 113 42 15
603 Good player, but just doesn't show up for the big games. 1.4234 0.05151 137 87 42 8
604 First ghost runners, now ghost batters? 1.4234 0.05553 137 91 34 12
605 He’s never been hit by a pitch, and he’s leads the league for stolen bases. 1.4231 0.04901 156 100 46 10
606 In our latest trade, he's the player to be named later. 1.4231 0.05660 130 86 33 11
607 I can't see him as a big league player. But then I couldn't see him in AAA, AA, College, or High School either. Or boy scouts. Or cub scouts. Or choir practise. Or at last night at dinner. come to think of it. 1.4228 0.05402 149 100 35 14
608 I keep bumping into him in the shower 1.4226 0.05373 168 117 31 20
609 This is our answer to the hidden ball trick. 1.4225 0.05412 142 94 36 12
610 Can't hit worth a damn but they walk him every time. 1.4222 0.05306 135 87 39 9
611 The empty suits upstairs suggested him. 1.4222 0.05898 135 93 27 15
612 It's a shame nobody will see him play. 1.4221 0.05275 154 103 37 14
613 It’s his first big league appearance…well, sort of 1.4221 0.05194 154 102 39 13
614 Ever see him chew tobacco? 1.4218 0.05539 147 100 32 15
615 I don't care how many home runs he hits, he'll never get on a baseball card. 1.4211 0.05642 152 106 28 18
616 His agent forgot to remove the transparency clause. 1.4211 0.05568 133 88 34 11
617 Ghosting has finally gone too far. 1.4207 0.05148 145 94 41 10
618 Is it true that he's never been hit by a pitch? 1.4204 0.05042 157 103 42 12
619 Says you can't ever have too much sunscreen... 1.4204 0.05432 157 108 32 17
620 The problem is that his hand eye coordination is really bad. 1.4203 0.05424 138 91 36 11
621 He's like a New Yorker cartoon; nothing there. 1.4203 0.05801 138 95 28 15
622 Who’s on first. Nobody’s on deck. 1.4203 0.05521 138 92 34 12
623 this kid has unseen talents! 1.4202 0.06143 119 81 26 12
624 I heard he has trans parents 1.4196 0.05650 143 98 30 15
625 Definitely hard to tag out. 1.4196 0.05290 143 94 38 11
626 He's our player to be named later. 1.4194 0.05737 124 82 32 10
627 I still don’t get e-baseball! 1.4194 0.05737 124 82 32 10
628 We had a heck of a time trying to sign this guy. 1.4191 0.05955 136 95 25 16
629 Nobody sees him coming. 1.4191 0.05378 136 89 37 10
630 The best part is they dont see him coming 1.4186 0.05687 129 86 32 11
631 I said invincible__not invisible! 1.4186 0.05792 129 87 30 12
632 He'd be harder to tag if he lowered his socks. 1.4184 0.05341 141 93 37 11
633 He was a lot more effective before the league made him wear a uniform. 1.4184 0.05341 141 93 37 11
634 Hope he shows up today 1.4184 0.05148 141 91 41 9
635 His nickname is 'legs'. 1.4184 0.05435 141 94 35 12
636 Everyone says he's our best hitter, but I just can't see it. 1.4183 0.05296 153 103 36 14
637 We got a great deal. Everybody else thought he was a nothing. 1.4183 0.05214 153 102 38 13
638 The press loves him because he’s so transparent. 1.4179 0.05328 134 87 38 9
639 On paper, he's nothing, but man does this kid have spirit. 1.4178 0.05730 146 102 27 17
640 His contract had a typo in the appearance clause. 1.4178 0.05390 146 98 35 13
641 Clem, it’s a damned shame he won’t play naked.” 1.4173 0.05767 139 96 28 15
642 Top of the tenth, ghost runner on second, so why not? 1.4172 0.05345 151 102 35 14
643 The scouting reports say this guy's all legs. 1.4172 0.05262 151 101 37 13
644 He's still very much a work in progress. 1.4172 0.05004 151 98 43 10
645 I haven't seen him hit either. 1.4167 0.05796 132 90 29 13
646 I can’t wait to see what he chooses for his third wish. 1.4167 0.05443 144 97 34 13
647 He should enter the Zoom Meeting any minute now. 1.4167 0.05695 132 89 31 12
648 I know the caoch wants us to be more transparent but this is just too much 1.4161 0.05311 149 100 36 13
649 What I like is that he's never been called out on a video replay challenge. 1.4161 0.05479 149 102 32 15
650 After our mascot change, we thought he'd offend the fewest fans. 1.4161 0.05641 137 93 31 13
651 The way I look at it, the uniform is half full . 1.4160 0.05813 125 84 30 11
652 I still don't know what you see in that kid. 1.4160 0.05813 125 84 30 11
653 We'd stand a chance if he had some skin in the game. 1.4155 0.05405 142 95 35 12
654 His batting average is so high it's spooky 1.4154 0.05437 130 85 36 9
655 ...and then he runs the bases naked. 1.4150 0.05274 147 98 37 12
656 I can’t see him getting a hit, can you? 1.4146 0.05183 164 112 36 16
657 This is a tough hitter to face. 1.4146 0.05395 164 115 30 19
658 We finally solved the whole 'there's no diversity in baseball' thing! 1.4145 0.05065 152 100 41 11
659 Yeah, terrible fielder. But the guy leads the league in steals. 1.4143 0.05458 140 94 34 12
660 He really disappears in the postseason. 1.4141 0.05493 128 84 35 9
661 But he can run like the wind. 1.4140 0.05035 157 104 41 12
662 At least his heart is in the game. 1.4138 0.05413 145 98 34 13
663 He’s not much to look at, but he’s hitting .325. 1.4136 0.05079 162 109 39 14
664 I guess he ran home 1.4135 0.05661 133 90 31 12
665 Aside from that, and losing his sense of taste, no other side effects from having Covid. 1.4130 0.05884 138 97 25 16
666 He's got great intangibles. 1.4126 0.05375 143 96 35 12
667 His contract says he gets paid even if he doesn’t show up 1.4123 0.06330 114 79 23 12
668 We just retired Eddie, not his jersey. 1.4122 0.05404 131 86 36 9
669 Hard to see what he brings to the lineup. 1.4122 0.05067 148 97 41 10
670 That’ll keep them guessing! 1.4122 0.05332 148 100 35 13
671 I can't see what the coach sees in him. 1.4122 0.05067 148 97 41 10
672 Guess how he steals bases… 1.4118 0.05569 136 92 32 12
673 Who’s on first? No, really, who is that? 1.4110 0.05204 146 97 38 11
674 Good kid,but he tends to disappear at the biggest moments. 1.4109 0.05348 129 84 37 8
675 It messes with the strike zone. 1.4109 0.05348 129 84 37 8
676 I think we finally solved baseball's image problem. 1.4104 0.05104 134 86 41 7
677 He's a scream in the shower. 1.4104 0.05526 134 90 33 11
678 And you laughed when I said we made a bad trade for an empty suit. 1.4103 0.06088 117 80 26 11
679 He makes obscene gestures at the ump with impunity. 1.4103 0.05293 156 107 34 15
680 Guess who just got cancelled? 1.4101 0.05287 139 92 37 10
681 It’s SPF 205. 1.4101 0.05575 139 95 31 13
682 Brings a new meaning to the term "ghost runner". 1.4098 0.05791 122 82 30 10
683 You should see him in his face mask. 1.4098 0.05673 122 81 32 9
684 When he’s looking to steal second, nobody sees it coming. 1.4097 0.05160 144 95 39 10
685 Don't you think the new ghost runner rule adds a certain sense of mystery to the game? 1.4097 0.05253 144 96 37 11
686 I don’t know what coach sees in this guy. 1.4094 0.05847 127 87 28 12
687 They say he's the new Mike Trout, but I just can't see it. 1.4094 0.05629 127 85 32 10
688 That’s odd. He usually disappears during the playoffs, not in April. 1.4094 0.05847 127 87 28 12
689 He ghosted his old team in free agency. 1.4094 0.05304 149 101 35 13
690 In the locker room I forget he's even there. 1.4094 0.04857 149 96 45 8
691 This won't be his best appearance, but its about showing up isn't it? 1.4094 0.05472 149 103 31 15
692 The thing is, he seems to lose his head under pressure.. 1.4088 0.05439 137 92 34 11
693 Gender neutral. 1.4085 0.05208 142 94 38 10
694 This guy really disappears in the clutch. 1.4083 0.05613 120 79 33 8
695 No surprise. He didn’t show up for spring training either! 1.4082 0.05177 147 98 38 11
696 He's my first pick for baseball's Fantasy League. 1.4082 0.05609 147 103 28 16
697 I told you he'd be a no-show. 1.4082 0.04899 147 95 44 8
698 Finally, the designated hitter is gone! 1.4077 0.05427 130 86 35 9
699 Who’s on first. What’s on second. And No One’s up to bat. What could possibly go wrong? 1.4077 0.05536 130 87 33 10
700 Got a feeling, this will be a very transparent deal. 1.4074 0.05222 162 112 34 16
701 Desiccated hitter on deck. 1.4074 0.05493 135 91 33 11
702 his heads not in the game 1.4071 0.06112 113 77 26 10
703 He's no Jackie Robinson, but he is the first to break the no-color barrier in sports. 1.4067 0.05275 150 102 34 13
704 I’m drawing a blank on his stats. 1.4065 0.05981 123 85 26 12
705 Since his injury, he’s just a ghost of his former self…. 1.4065 0.05395 123 80 36 7
706 This kids problem is his left hand doesn’t know what his right hand is doing and he doesn’t have his head in the game 1.4065 0.06091 123 86 24 13
707 The brass said it was ok for women to play as long as they remained invisible. 1.4065 0.06091 123 86 24 13
708 They never know who’s up next. 1.4065 0.05234 155 106 35 14
709 Wait till he gets naked and steals home base. 1.4062 0.06018 128 90 24 14
710 Get him on third, disrobe, and steal home. Works every week. 1.4058 0.05407 138 93 34 11
711 You should see this guy! 1.4058 0.05504 138 94 32 12
712 Yes, but his heart is in the game. 1.4058 0.05208 138 91 38 9
713 I heard he is phenomenal. 1.4056 0.05366 143 97 34 12
714 I don't see him hitting a home run.... 1.4056 0.05274 143 96 36 11
715 Nope, he never retired. Just faded away. 1.4056 0.05366 143 97 34 12
716 He'll fill out as the season goes on. 1.4054 0.05335 111 70 37 4
717 This Potter kid is magic! 1.4054 0.06054 111 75 27 9
718 Wait… Who’s on deck? 1.4050 0.06383 121 87 19 15
719 Who cares? He's got the best stolen base record in the Majors! 1.4050 0.05452 121 79 35 7
720 I’m drawing a blank on his name. 1.4048 0.06087 126 89 23 14
721 You should have seen his face when we gave him that signing bonus! 1.4046 0.05914 131 92 25 14
722 Who's the rookie? I'm drawing a blank. 1.4044 0.05461 136 92 33 11
723 It’s not just the fans that are disappearing! 1.4043 0.05228 141 94 37 10
724 His strike zone is entirely theoretical. 1.4043 0.05031 141 92 41 8
725 Sorry, I’m not seeing it. 1.4043 0.05511 141 97 31 13
726 Him? He’s our ghost runner. 1.4032 0.05830 124 85 28 11
727 When we were kids, he was the uncontested champ at Hide and Seek. 1.4032 0.05830 124 85 28 11
728 I’m telling you. Team spirit is not the issue. 1.4032 0.05830 124 85 28 11
729 I just don't know what the scouts saw in him. 1.4032 0.06051 124 87 24 13
730 No one’s seen him hit. 1.4031 0.05668 129 87 30 11
731 And you can't even tell when he spits! 1.4031 0.05668 129 88 30 11
732 Gives a whole new meaning to the “no batter, no batter” taunt. 1.4031 0.05337 129 85 36 8
733 He reminds me of someone but I'm drawing a blank. 1.4023 0.04817 174 118 42 14
734 What you don't see is what you get. 1.4019 0.06486 107 75 21 11
735 Yeah he’s really hard to read. 1.4019 0.06621 107 76 19 12
736 It's like he has no skin in the game. 1.4017 0.05702 117 78 31 8
737 He was here just a minute ago. 1.4016 0.05896 122 84 27 11
738 Have you met our latest "Player to be Named Later"? 1.4016 0.05506 127 85 33 9
739 You didn't get the memo? That's our Team Spirit. 1.4016 0.05837 127 88 27 12
740 They say the kid’s a real supernatural 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
741 There's really not much to him 1.4015 0.05253 132 87 37 8
742 He's still working on his image. 1.4014 0.05570 142 99 29 14
743 It was so filthy it could walk around by itself. So, I handed it a bat.” 1.4012 0.05360 162 115 29 18
744 You should see his face when he strikes out" 1.4000 0.05065 135 88 40 7
745 Can he still be hit by a pitch? 1.4000 0.05396 145 100 32 13
746 That last inning took a lot out of him. 1.4000 0.05601 120 80 32 8
747 That's Joe-less Joe Jackson. 1.4000 0.06081 120 84 24 12
748 Honestly, it's more than just his head that's NOT in the game. 1.4000 0.05840 130 91 26 13
749 Well, you said to sign a nobody. 1.4000 0.06354 110 77 22 11
750 The best part is, he’s also our pitcher! 1.4000 0.05306 155 108 32 15
751 Do you see what I don't see? 1.4000 0.05633 115 76 32 7
752 This guy! It's like he's not even there most of the time. 1.4000 0.05205 125 81 38 6
753 If he doesn't show up soon, he's back down to the minors. 1.4000 0.05382 135 91 34 10
754 He says he gets more done from home. 1.4000 0.06041 130 93 22 15
755 You could say his head’s not in the game, but really it’s more than that. 1.3986 0.05398 138 94 33 11
756 What a find! Nobody saw him coming! 1.3986 0.05095 138 91 39 8
757 Sure beats the stuffed shirt we traded for him. 1.3985 0.05742 133 93 27 13
758 It's a shame he'll never make Sports Illustrated. 1.3984 0.05800 128 89 27 12
759 Some empty suit in the front office signed this guy. 1.3984 0.05970 123 86 25 12
760 Let them try to find the strike zone NOW. 1.3981 0.06437 108 76 21 11
761 I thought of having him wear only a cap...but I didn't want to freak-out the fans. 1.3972 0.05409 141 97 32 12
762 Let's hope no one finds about his naked twin out on the field. 1.3969 0.05804 131 92 26 13
763 His swing reminds me of someone but I’m drawing a blank. 1.3969 0.05492 131 89 32 10
764 He's the best ghost runner we have 1.3968 0.05414 126 84 34 8
765 He's the Designated Haunter. 1.3968 0.05643 126 86 30 10
766 You should see his baseball card. 1.3967 0.05807 121 83 28 10
767 And you thought empty suits are only in the front office 1.3966 0.05857 116 79 28 9
768 We put a “No Tobacco Chewing” clause in his contract. 1.3964 0.05320 111 71 36 4
769 Like I told you, the kid’s a phenomenon. 1.3964 0.05904 111 75 28 8
770 The uniform makes the man, after all. 1.3964 0.05904 111 75 28 8
771 They call him Skinless Joe. 1.3962 0.05636 106 69 32 5
772 He’s the best player we’ve got… or she. 1.3962 0.06096 106 72 26 8
773 Does it strike you odd that he only wears one batting glove? 1.3960 0.05456 149 103 29 14
774 I’ve never seen a player who wears a batting glove on just one hand. 1.3957 0.05268 139 94 35 10
775 His plate appearances are way down this season. 1.3955 0.05299 134 90 35 9
776 I don't know where you found this guy, but the other team never saw him coming! 1.3952 0.05470 124 83 33 8
777 An empty uniform, sure, but a stand up guy. 1.3952 0.05589 124 84 31 9
778 Oh really? I hadn't noticed. I don't see color. 1.3952 0.06040 124 88 23 13
779 He slides into first then strips down to steal second. It's something to see... oh, wait. 1.3952 0.04968 124 79 41 4
780 It's weird when he spits. 1.3950 0.06111 119 84 23 12
781 He’s a good prospect but sometimes he’s just not all there. 1.3947 0.05658 114 76 31 7
782 Watch ‘em try and pitch through this guy. 1.3947 0.05926 114 78 27 9
783 They’re non-binary. 1.3946 0.05248 147 101 34 12
784 How'd the college scouts miss this guy? 1.3946 0.05508 147 104 28 15
785 He's not the player he used to be, but talk about team spirit! 1.3939 0.06061 132 96 20 16
786 We’re all excited for his first plate appearance. 1.3937 0.05607 127 87 30 10
787 I'll admit, his hand/eye coordination is an issue. 1.3934 0.05649 122 83 30 9
788 It's nice to see our scouting program has renewed its commitment to transparency. 1.3934 0.05768 122 84 28 10
789 You should see him in the showers. 1.3932 0.06419 117 85 18 14
790 This new sunscreen works wonders 1.3932 0.05423 117 77 34 6
791 this is his first appearance 1.3929 0.05139 140 94 37 9
792 The new owners are cutting costs. 1.3929 0.05723 112 75 30 7
793 He says it's his process. 1.3929 0.06130 112 78 24 10
794 We traded him yesterday but nobody told the equipment manager. 1.3926 0.05371 135 92 33 10
795 Wait till you see what happens when he gets on base 1.3926 0.05371 135 92 33 10
796 The kid shows no fear. 1.3925 0.06335 107 75 22 10
797 Well, he's got team spirit. 1.3925 0.05902 107 72 28 7
798 I just told you Who’s on first and that’s I Don’t Know on-deck. 1.3923 0.05621 130 90 29 11
799 You bet he’s different; only guy on the team who doesn’t spit. 1.3922 0.06256 102 70 24 8
800 I like his transparency. 1.3920 0.05668 125 86 29 10
801 The umpires just take his word for it when he says he gets hit by a pitch. 1.3917 0.05712 120 82 29 9
802 His spirit is still in the game, and that’s what they come to see. 1.3913 0.06012 115 80 25 10
803 The great ones just seem to fade away. 1.3910 0.05529 133 92 30 11
804 Looks like a no -hitter 1.3910 0.05631 133 93 28 12
805 Only thing is the towel snaps really come out of nowhere. 1.3902 0.05612 123 84 30 9
806 You just never know when he's going to show up. 1.3902 0.05612 123 84 30 9
807 Nobody is on deck 1.3902 0.05612 123 84 30 9
808 He's the player to be named later that we just got in a trade. 1.3902 0.05244 123 81 36 6
809 Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is at bat, and Nobody's on deck. Another day managing the Mets. 1.3901 0.05399 141 98 31 12
810 One thing I’m sure of is that he’ll hit above his weight. 1.3897 0.05237 136 92 35 9
811 Three strikes and he's out. 1.3894 0.05954 113 78 26 9
812 At least he doesn't have any weird tattoos. 1.3893 0.05586 131 91 29 11
813 He’s fast, isn’t he? 1.3893 0.05893 131 94 23 14
814 Nothing to see here, he's been basically invisible all spring. 1.3893 0.05586 131 91 29 11
815 Once he gets on, he strips naked and steals second, third, and home. Works every time. 1.3889 0.05401 126 85 33 8
816 He’s our most solid performer. 1.3889 0.05631 126 87 29 10
817 He is a minimalist. 1.3889 0.05631 126 87 29 10
818 I've never seen anything like him. 1.3889 0.05401 126 85 33 8
819 On the bright side, at least the pitcher can't get a read on Dave. 1.3889 0.05743 126 88 27 11
820 Locker room's no problemn n she's batting 312! 1.3885 0.05732 139 100 24 15
821 This guy is a clear winner. 1.3881 0.05794 134 96 24 14
822 Wail til he finds out this won't count as a plate appearance. 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
823 He epitomizes the term "hidden talent." 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
824 I just can’t see him hitting a home run. 1.3878 0.05499 147 105 27 15
825 I don't know how the scouts didn't see him. 1.3876 0.05314 129 87 34 8
826 He draws more walks than any other player in the league. 1.3874 0.06026 111 77 25 9
827 The dude's a nobody, just come up from the minors. 1.3874 0.05604 111 74 31 6
828 Let’s see them steal the signs now. 1.3873 0.05368 142 99 31 12
829 And the best part is they won't see him coming 1.3873 0.05179 142 97 35 10
830 He's not half the man he used to be 1.3871 0.05576 124 85 30 9
831 His head’s just not in the game these days. Or his arms. No, they’re not in the game either. 1.3871 0.05576 124 85 30 9
832 This guy has all the intangibles! 1.3869 0.05102 137 92 37 8
833 Can’t hit him if you can’t see em’ 1.3869 0.05308 137 94 33 10
834 Build it and they will come. 1.3869 0.05408 137 95 31 11
835 Yeah, but there's no such thing as a complete player. 1.3868 0.05777 106 71 29 6
836 I hear the new guy is from the Angels. 1.3864 0.05446 132 91 31 10
837 No batta! No batta! No batta! 1.3864 0.05446 132 91 31 10
838 It's only a problem in the showers. 1.3864 0.05446 132 91 31 10
839 Players are so transparent these days. 1.3864 0.05552 132 92 29 11
840 You should see the chagrin when they try to throw at his head. 1.3860 0.05912 114 79 26 9
841 And without the uniform he'd be unbeatable. 1.3860 0.05912 114 79 26 9
842 I just can't read the guy... 1.3853 0.06505 109 79 18 12
843 We asked for a new mascot that no one would find offensive. 1.3853 0.06505 109 79 18 12
844 I don't see him going anywhere 1.3853 0.06101 109 76 24 9
845 He’s never been hit by a pitch. 1.3852 0.05256 135 92 34 9
846 He claims he's all about the team. But I see right through him. 1.3852 0.05562 135 95 28 12
847 We got him cheap, no other scouts have seen him. 1.3846 0.05818 130 93 24 13
848 Such a shame there’s no demand for his baseball card. 1.3846 0.05609 130 91 28 11
849 Nobody’s perfect. 1.3846 0.05802 117 81 27 9
850 If he takes all his clothes off, they’ll never see him steal 2nd!! 1.3846 0.05685 104 69 30 5
851 Look at those legs… 1.3846 0.05674 117 80 29 8
852 I know he’s Irish but he needs to spend a little more time in the sun. 1.3846 0.05281 130 88 34 8
853 They allow this, but not pine tar? 1.3846 0.05408 117 78 33 6
854 Turns out the SPF900 sunblock works better than we expected. 1.3841 0.05277 138 95 33 10
855 He hit .357 in my fantasy league 1.3840 0.05768 125 88 26 11
856 Tough bobblehead 1.3840 0.05768 125 88 26 11
857 He never gets caught looking. 1.3839 0.05418 112 74 33 5
858 Player-To-Be-Determined 1.3839 0.05846 112 77 27 8
859 She's in. 1.3839 0.05982 112 78 25 9
860 He's just not there today.. 1.3838 0.06210 99 68 24 7
861 Wow, a no-hitter. 1.3833 0.05698 120 83 28 9
862 I think he's been suspended. 1.3833 0.05698 120 83 28 9
863 He said he was tired of getting hit, so he's batting from the Metaverse this year. 1.3833 0.05698 120 83 28 9
864 Lucky fella can scratch himself anytime,anywhere and nobody ever knows! 1.3832 0.06319 107 76 21 10
865 We've finally signed a player that no one can find offensive. 1.3826 0.06124 115 82 22 11
866 I just don’t see the hype. 1.3826 0.05324 115 76 34 5
867 Trust me, they'll never see this guy coming. 1.3826 0.05738 115 79 28 8
868 Well the fans kept demanding more transparency in the franchise." 1.3821 0.05479 123 84 31 8
869 He could steal more bases if he didn’t have to wear a uniform. 1.3817 0.05468 131 91 30 10
870 I thought he was late but he was just taking a shower. 1.3814 0.05372 118 79 33 6
871 This guy came outa nowhere. 1.3814 0.05635 118 81 29 8
872 I don't see how he does it. 1.3814 0.05886 118 83 25 10
873 Claude has all the intangibles. 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
874 This kid new? I’ve never seen him before. 1.3806 0.05119 155 109 33 13
875 I don't know...I see something there. 1.3805 0.05666 113 77 29 7
876 Nobody can tell when he's stealing signs. 1.3805 0.05525 113 76 31 6
877 I should've believed him when he said he'd be nothing without his former coach. 1.3800 0.04976 150 103 37 10
878 There’s no there, there. 1.3798 0.05300 129 88 33 8
879 I don't know how he does it, but they never see him comin. 1.3798 0.05739 129 92 25 12
880 He was traded for a player to be named later. 1.3793 0.05828 116 81 26 9
881 So this is the player to be named later? 1.3793 0.05955 116 82 24 10
882 Who’s on first, What’s on second, and I Don’t Know is up to bat. 1.3793 0.05698 116 80 28 8
883 I dare them to give us crap about diversity now! 1.3786 0.06033 103 71 25 7
884 We can’t win the pennant if nobody’s hitting. 1.3786 0.05216 140 97 33 10
885 There’s no rule about taking your clothes off once you’re on base, is there? 1.3786 0.05116 140 96 35 9
886 He never asks for bonuses, acknowledgements. or awards. He just wants to stay invisible. 1.3784 0.05285 111 73 34 4
887 He's got presence. 1.3782 0.05336 119 80 33 6
888 I’ll bet the coach suspends him for being out of uniform again… 1.3782 0.05722 119 83 27 9
889 Yup. SPF 200. Sun can't touch ya. 1.3782 0.05722 119 83 27 9
890 It turns out that his critics were right, when we drafted him. He’s an empty suit. 1.3778 0.05137 135 92 35 8
891 It's in plain sight. He has no skin in the game. 1.3776 0.05041 143 98 36 9
892 Who knew Claude Rains had a grandson? 1.3776 0.06071 98 67 25 6
893 He’s our best player. He’s outta sight. 1.3775 0.05038 151 105 35 11
894 Well, management did ask for transparency. 1.3774 0.05600 106 71 30 5
895 Just an empty suit but gets 5 million. 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
896 Looks like we finally solved racism. 1.3772 0.06401 114 84 17 13
897 That's our secret asset 1.3772 0.05196 114 75 35 4
898 Ive always wanted to witness a no hitter. 1.3772 0.05763 114 79 27 8
899 It's hard to tell if he's keeping his eye on the ball. 1.3772 0.04888 114 72 39 2
900 He typically shows up in the 7th or 8th inning 1.3772 0.05626 114 78 29 7
901 The empty suits upstairs see a lot of themselves in him. 1.3772 0.05896 114 80 25 9
902 He did say we would never see him play. 1.3770 0.05622 122 85 28 9
903 Red Grange recommended him. 1.3762 0.06270 101 71 22 8
904 The guys just have to be careful where they step in the showers. 1.3762 0.06110 101 70 24 7
905 Not having his head in the game is the least of our problems. 1.3762 0.06270 101 71 22 8
906 He is absolutely impossible to tag out. 1.3761 0.05498 109 73 31 5
907 He was a 'To Be Decided' draft pick. 1.3761 0.05253 117 78 34 5
908 Makes a lot of money, but analytics indicate he disappears in the big games." 1.3760 0.05287 125 85 33 7
909 I have to give it to ya. You really saw something in this kid no one else did. 1.3760 0.05526 125 87 29 9
910 The team spirit has been amazing this season 1.3759 0.05607 133 95 26 12
911 Yeah, he's new. We just brought him up from the AAA team at Hogwarts. 1.3750 0.06139 104 73 23 8
912 Wait til you see him strip down and steal bases. 1.3750 0.05434 128 89 30 9
913 He swims during the off-season. 1.3750 0.06664 96 69 18 9
914 You can't tell, but he's got his game face on. 1.3750 0.06151 96 66 24 6
915 No one's ever caught him looking. 1.3750 0.05805 120 83 24 9
916 You said the game needed more transparency. 1.3750 0.05830 112 78 26 8
917 Let’s find out what this kid is made of. 1.3750 0.05249 112 74 34 4
918 At his last at-bat, he popped out. 1.3750 0.05614 136 98 25 13
919 We just got him. He's the player to be drawn later. 1.3750 0.05315 136 95 31 10
920 He’s our first multiverse trade. 1.3750 0.06497 96 68 20 8
921 He's really hard to brush back. 1.3741 0.05031 139 95 36 8
922 we are going for a no hitter 1.3739 0.05587 115 79 29 7
923 You’ll never see a better batter! 1.3738 0.06016 107 75 24 8
924 Our boys just didn't show up today. 1.3738 0.05867 107 74 26 7
925 Can you imagine the potential for base-stealing if he didn't have to wear that uniform? 1.3730 0.05490 126 88 29 9
926 "Wait till he takes off the uniform and steals second... 1.3730 0.05716 126 90 25 11
927 We use him to fill in. 1.3729 0.05355 118 80 32 6
928 They built it but he’s still refusing to come.” 1.3727 0.05458 110 74 31 5
929 You ain't seen nothing yet! 1.3727 0.06038 110 78 23 9
930 No flies on him. 1.3727 0.05756 110 76 27 7
931 ...Amazing poker player, but sucks at charades. 1.3727 0.06175 110 79 21 10
932 Well, that's one way to get by the drug test. 1.3727 0.05458 110 74 31 5
933 He's the best player that never was, maybe the best that never will be. 1.3727 0.05756 110 76 27 7
934 They just brought him up from the minor leagues, but I’m not sure what they see in him. 1.3727 0.05458 110 74 31 5
935 Didn’t the scouting report say that he wasn’t all there? 1.3721 0.05170 129 88 34 7
936 He really represents the future of this organization. 1.3719 0.05521 121 84 29 8
937 I wonder if he has a beard? 1.3719 0.06000 121 88 21 12
938 He's not much to look at, but he has a great swing. 1.3719 0.05645 121 85 27 9
939 He really embodies the spirit of the game 1.3719 0.05521 121 84 29 8
940 He was drafted from a fantasy league. 1.3719 0.05266 121 82 33 6
941 Not to brag, but that's my sun blocker formula. 1.3717 0.06183 113 82 20 11
942 Once on base he removes his uniform. 1.3717 0.05922 113 80 24 9
943 To be fair, he did say we'd miss him when he retired 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
944 So, who is the new hitter?"- "Dunno,never seen him before. 1.3714 0.05783 105 72 27 6
945 I just don't think he has it in him. 1.3712 0.05630 132 95 25 12
946 I don't see him striking out. 1.3712 0.04976 132 89 37 6
947 He’s number one in stolen bases.” 1.3712 0.05630 132 95 25 12
948 Sure he ain’t much to look at but just watch him spook the pitcher. 1.3712 0.05203 132 91 33 8
949 Not sure how our scouts ever discovered him ... 1.3710 0.04921 124 82 38 4
950 I like the looks of this one. 1.3710 0.05053 124 83 36 5
951 He told me he's nothing when not wearing his uniform. 1.3704 0.06113 108 77 22 9
952 He’s not all there but he’s our designated hitter 1.3704 0.05335 135 95 30 10
953 You should see how he appears on the roster. 1.3704 0.05673 108 74 28 6
954 The guys don't care for him much in the showers, though. 1.3704 0.06390 108 79 18 11
955 "First it was pay transparency, then it was performance transparency ... But I never thought they'd take it this far!" 1.3701 0.05339 127 88 31 8
956 This is why team chemistry isn’t always a good thing. 1.3701 0.05679 127 91 25 11
957 I'll bet they didn't see this coming. 1.3701 0.05679 127 91 25 11
958 I knew he'd lose his head when he was voted MVP 1.3701 0.05099 127 86 35 6
959 I still think he’s got a problem with his grip on the bat, but how can I tell when he refuses to wear the other glove? 1.3697 0.05451 119 82 30 7
960 I've never seen him take a shower. 1.3696 0.05546 138 99 25 13
961 And, he's never been hit by a pitch. 1.3696 0.05641 138 101 23 14
962 We got lucky; everybody missed him in the draft 1.3696 0.06320 92 64 22 6
963 He's attending by Zoom today. 1.3694 0.05568 111 76 29 6
964 Before joining this team, he was pretty much nothing. 1.3694 0.05855 111 78 25 8
965 No,he ASKED for number zero. 1.3694 0.05855 111 78 25 8
966 Yeah, people say they've never seen a hitter like him. 1.3692 0.05475 130 92 28 10
967 Whoa! That is one steroid side effect you don’t not see everyday! 1.3689 0.05852 103 71 26 6
968 Just another empty suit! 1.3689 0.05687 103 70 28 5
969 He's great on the field, but he kinda freaks the guys out in the locker room. 1.3689 0.05687 103 70 28 5
970 Best recruit in 25 years, but I knew if people could see, they’d never let her play. 1.3689 0.06470 103 75 18 10
971 Well, at least we know he'll never get caught looking! 1.3689 0.04827 122 80 39 3
972 My mistake. I thought you said he was the parent of a trans kid. 1.3689 0.05607 122 86 27 9
973 He's a great hitter, but he hasn't become a complete player yet. 1.3689 0.04966 122 81 37 4
974 He broke the no-color barrier. 1.3684 0.05746 114 80 26 8
975 I am not sure this is what they mean by "ghost runner",but I really like the thinking here. 1.3684 0.04829 133 89 39 5
976 The club thinks he’s hot but I see right through him 1.3684 0.06138 114 83 20 11
977 He has an ambiguous strike zone. 1.3684 0.05996 95 65 25 5
978 I know he doesn't look like much, but boy can he hit 1.3684 0.05594 133 96 25 12
979 No one's ever seen a ballplayer like this before. 1.3679 0.06190 106 76 21 9
980 I think the key to our success is our players' ability to be totally transparent with us. 1.3677 0.05098 155 111 31 13
981 When Snyder said he's transitioning, I expected something else. 1.3675 0.05897 117 84 23 10
982 Just wait ‘til you see him strip naked and steal second. 1.3672 0.05187 128 88 33 7
983 Look at the new guy...no skin in the game! 1.3670 0.06205 109 79 20 10
984 He's great at stealing bases. They miss him on the tag every time. 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
985 My uniform is so dirty that it stands up by itself. 1.3670 0.05631 109 75 28 6
986 As it turns out there was space for him on the roster. 1.3667 0.05043 150 106 33 11
987 It turns out, after all that, he’s just a figment of his own imagination. 1.3667 0.05795 90 60 27 3
988 He's a terrible hitter, but once he gets on base, no one can stop him from stealing home. 1.3667 0.05284 120 82 32 6
989 ... but what I DID see was potential. 1.3667 0.05542 120 84 28 8
990 Have you seen this guy hit? 1.3663 0.05924 101 70 25 6
991 I don’t know about you but I’ve never seen this guy. 1.3663 0.06559 101 74 17 10
992 It's all about data analytics. 1.3663 0.06089 101 71 23 7
993 What he lacks in color he more than makes up for in spirit. 1.3661 0.05528 112 77 29 6
994 He had a cameo in 'Field of Dreams.' 1.3657 0.05140 134 93 33 8
995 With bases empty and nobody out, Jonesie is really our best hitter. 1.3657 0.05029 134 92 35 7
996 He's a great base stealer but I heard he doesn't have an arm. 1.3657 0.05458 134 96 27 11
997 Fake bunt? Nah, they'd see right through him. 1.3656 0.06448 93 66 20 7
998 I don't think he takes the game seriously. Sometimes I think he's just not there! 1.3654 0.05475 104 70 30 4
999 He won’t give away any signs. 1.3652 0.05837 115 82 24 9
1000 We sacrificed him in the 3rd inning. 1.3652 0.05430 115 79 30 6
1001 This kid's supposed to be the next big thing, but I don't see it..." 1.3651 0.05920 126 93 20 13
1002 Virtual 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1003 He’s real hard to keep track of in the clubhouse. 1.3646 0.05565 96 64 29 3
1004 Not only that, he signed his contract with invisible ink. 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1005 Fans were also doubtful about Jackie Robinson at first. 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
1006 He just came down from the Angels. 1.3645 0.06142 107 77 21 9
1007 All he has to do is get to first base. Then he strips. 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
1008 Ironically, he cant see the curveball. 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
1009 Just pray they don’t perform a drug test. 1.3645 0.06142 107 77 21 9
1010 Watch them try to steal our signals now! 1.3644 0.05855 118 85 23 10
1011 I don’t know…it’s like there’s something missing today. 1.3636 0.05378 121 84 30 7
1012 He must be the 'NO SHOW' they talked about 1.3636 0.05736 110 77 26 7
1013 He’s just here for the uniform. 1.3636 0.05880 110 77 24 8
1014 He came over in the trade. That’s Player-To-Be-Named-Later. 1.3636 0.05505 121 85 28 8
1015 He holds the season record in stolen bases. 1.3629 0.05764 124 90 23 11
1016 He's the best player you've never seen. 1.3628 0.05193 113 76 33 4
1017 Can't hit worth a damn but he's hard as hell to hit. 1.3628 0.05769 113 80 25 8
1018 Bases loaded. Batter loading. 1.3628 0.05905 113 81 23 9
1019 His dad is an empty suit. 1.3627 0.06198 102 73 21 8
1020 I figured out another way to have a no-hitter. 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
1021 Well, at least he can make any face he wants at the umpire. 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
1022 Take away the uniform and he's nothing! 1.3626 0.06540 91 65 18 7
1023 Casper has really taken a shine to baseball 1.3626 0.05954 91 62 25 4
1024 He was great at stealing bases until they made him get in uniform. 1.3622 0.05773 127 93 22 12
1025 Ghost runner. 1.3621 0.06409 116 88 14 14
1026 He may be an empty suit but, man, can he hit 'em where they ain't. 1.3621 0.05664 116 82 26 8
1027 If you think that is good, you should see his hidden ball trick! 1.3621 0.05664 116 82 26 8
1028 He got erased by a double play in the second. 1.3621 0.05795 116 83 24 9
1029 It's the uniform that makes him! 1.3619 0.06220 105 76 20 9
1030 He said he would give an arm and a leg if I put him in. But when this happened, he just lost his head. 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
1031 ‘“The owner loves him: No tattoos.” 1.3619 0.06220 105 76 20 9
1032 She's amazing! 1.3613 0.05563 119 84 27 8
1033 The first baseman says he can’t ever see this guy coming! 1.3613 0.05690 119 85 25 9
1034 People barely notice him out of the uniform. 1.3613 0.05690 119 85 25 9
1035 I guess clothes don't always make the man. 1.3611 0.05497 108 74 29 5
1036 I know I know "Who's on first" Right? 1.3611 0.06372 108 80 17 11
1037 I told him that he was using too much sunscreen, but did he listen? 1.3611 0.05497 108 74 29 5
1038 Yeah, he's our best base-stealer, but the pile of clothes at first base is a give-away. 1.3609 0.05373 133 95 28 10
1039 Not so boring now, right? 1.3608 0.06075 97 68 23 6
1040 If you can lose your head when all about you are keeping theirs... 1.3608 0.05896 97 67 25 5
1041 They say he has a heck of an arm, but I just don't see it. 1.3608 0.06419 97 70 18 8
1042 At least he is wearing clothes this time. 1.3608 0.06419 97 70 19 8
1043 He's got the kind of poker face drives pitchers crazy. 1.3607 0.05710 122 88 24 10
1044 He said from now on he is going to try and be as transparent as possible. 1.3604 0.05548 111 77 28 6
1045 It’s the only reason they’re letting her play 1.3604 0.05694 111 78 26 7
1046 You think this is something? Wait until you see him pitch! 1.3604 0.06110 111 81 20 10
1047 Once he takes his clothes off at first, he can steal as many bases as he likes. 1.3603 0.05288 136 97 29 10
1048 He'll do well in the Corporate world. 1.3600 0.06439 100 73 18 9
1049 You should see him at the hot dog eating contest. 1.3596 0.06120 114 84 19 11
1050 They won't know what hit 'em! Or who, for that matter. 1.3596 0.05590 114 80 27 7
1051 Watching him chew sunflower seeds is absolutely disgusting. 1.3596 0.06826 89 65 16 8
1052 I see their sending out the undesignated hitter. 1.3596 0.06240 89 62 22 5
1053 He's still finding himself." 1.3596 0.06240 89 62 22 5
1054 I just don't see what you see in him. 1.3592 0.06301 103 75 19 9
1055 He identifies as invisible. 1.3592 0.05664 103 71 27 5
1056 You should see him chew gum. 1.3592 0.06148 103 74 21 8
1057 I'm tellin' ya, he's the missing piece! 1.3590 0.05624 117 83 25 8
1058 He's the fabled "Player To Be Named Later." 1.3587 0.05482 92 63 25 3
1059 Lately he doesn't want to show up. 1.3585 0.06314 106 78 18 10
1060 Sometimes he is not all there! 1.3585 0.05558 106 73 28 5
1061 You should see him chew tobacco. 1.3585 0.06314 106 78 18 10
1062 Just one of the lesser known vaccine side effects. 1.3585 0.05872 106 75 24 7
1063 We're still looking for the right fit for our designated hitter. 1.3585 0.05558 106 73 28 5
1064 We finally have someone who can’t get hit by pitch. 1.3585 0.05558 106 73 28 5
1065 He’s our ghost hitter. 1.3583 0.05397 120 84 29 7
1066 The spitting problem solved! 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1067 He becomes a different person once that uniform is on. 1.3578 0.06186 109 80 19 10
1068 He has never really filled out his uniform. 1.3578 0.05610 109 76 27 6
1069 Watch him steal a base, he ghosts past everyone like he's not even there! 1.3578 0.06186 109 80 19 10
1070 If only he could pitch. 1.3577 0.05307 123 86 30 7
1071 And if they’re trying to tag him, he just loses the clothes. 1.3571 0.06064 112 82 20 10
1072 You should see him hit. 1.3571 0.05847 98 68 25 5
1073 Perfect choice, they will never see him coming 1.3571 0.05793 112 80 24 8
1074 This guy's off the charts. You ain't seen nuthin' yet! 1.3571 0.05847 98 68 25 5
1075 He's not much of a presence in the locker room. 1.3571 0.05652 112 79 26 7
1076 He tries to rattle the pitchers, but they see right through him. 1.3571 0.05652 112 79 26 7
1077 The new rules say we can't just put a ghost runner on second. We have to let him bat too. 1.3566 0.05255 129 91 30 8
1078 Betcha twenty bucks he doesn’t get hit by a pitch 1.3565 0.05268 115 79 31 5
1079 We needed a pinch hitter, and he was the clear choice. 1.3564 0.05731 101 70 26 5
1080 He's got the skills and the work ethic, but I can't picture him going to the Bigs and getting on a baseball card. 1.3564 0.06687 101 76 14 11
1081 The sneaky thing about this batter is he’s actually right handed 1.3561 0.05805 132 99 19 14
1082 He’s—BY FAR—the best batter I’ve never seen. 1.3559 0.05712 118 85 24 9
1083 He's "the player to be named later" we traded the draft pick for. 1.3559 0.05039 118 80 34 4
1084 We saved a ton on image royalties. 1.3559 0.05453 118 83 28 7
1085 Can you believe he fell under the radar in last year's draft? 1.3558 0.05620 104 75 23 6
1086 It was Legal's idea. No diversity issues. 1.3558 0.06098 104 75 21 8
1087 He is our stealth batter 1.3551 0.05516 107 74 28 5
1088 This has really reduced the hit by pitches problem we've been having lately. 1.3551 0.05673 107 75 26 6
1089 He’s the best player I’ve never seen. 1.3548 0.05851 93 64 25 4
1090 I know,but wait till you see his arm! 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1091 He’s playing remotely… 1.3548 0.05851 93 64 25 4
1092 Marketing says it’ll help connect us with our disappearing viewers. 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
1093 Can’t see him making the roster 1.3545 0.06001 110 80 21 9
1094 His parents think children should be heard but not seen. 1.3545 0.05568 110 77 27 6
1095 If he gets a single, watch what he does to steal second. 1.3545 0.05860 110 79 23 8
1096 The kid's a real unnatural. 1.3545 0.06001 110 80 21 9
1097 I can't believe they missed him in the draft 1.3542 0.05537 96 65 28 3
1098 He's really great at stealing bases. 1.3542 0.05731 96 66 26 4
1099 Keeps 'em guessing. 1.3542 0.05920 96 67 24 5
1100 They say he has a great arm and a good head for baseball, but I just don't see it. 1.3542 0.06451 96 70 18 8
1101 If this kid can’t psych out the pitcher, no one can! 1.3540 0.05886 113 82 22 9
1102 Trust me, he's better than he looks. 1.3540 0.05750 113 81 24 8
1103 Ghost man on deck, I guess. 1.3540 0.05750 113 81 24 8
1104 I think he’s way off base with all this out of body talk. 1.3540 0.05611 113 80 26 7
1105 You should see him steal bases when he takes it all off. 1.3538 0.05660 130 96 22 12
1106 We traded him from the Angels. 1.3538 0.05106 130 91 32 7
1107 You’re right- he’s not all there, but who is? 1.3538 0.05335 130 93 28 9
1108 It's a pending trade--the player to be named later. 1.3535 0.05974 99 70 23 5
1109 He knows people think they can see right thru him but he won't tolerate being called a lightweight or an airhead. 1.3535 0.05618 99 68 27 4
1110 If we can get him to play without a uniform, it’ll be almost impossible to tag him out. 1.3534 0.05373 116 81 29 6
1111 Are you telling me just walks around naked the rest of the time? 1.3529 0.05672 119 86 24 9
1112 Shoeless Joe was bad enough, but Invisible Griffin is too much!" 1.3529 0.06017 102 73 22 7
1113 Now that’s what I call speed. 1.3529 0.06633 85 61 18 6
1114 And it gets better cause she's a woman too. 1.3529 0.05918 119 87 20 11
1115 Players don't have any skin in the game these days. 1.3529 0.06017 102 73 22 7
1116 I've never seen a no-hitter. 1.3529 0.05918 119 88 20 11
1117 I don't think he's cut out for the big leagues. The kid's got no heart. No guts. 1.3529 0.05853 102 72 24 6
1118 Read the rulebook, totally legal! 1.3529 0.06196 85 59 22 4
1119 They're gonna see right through this guy 1.3529 0.05332 102 69 30 3
1120 Whitest White Sox I've ever seen. 1.3529 0.05796 119 87 22 10
1121 Next up is our best Ghost Runner. 1.3529 0.06017 102 73 22 7
1122 He's even better at night games. 1.3525 0.05450 122 87 27 8
1123 Every game he plays is a no hitter 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
1124 We had met our salary cap. 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
1125 He’s a bit wishy-washy.Not sure he’ll make it. 1.3524 0.05577 105 73 27 5
1126 I just can't see him making the team. 1.3520 0.05359 125 89 28 8
1127 He hates when they say, no batter, no batter. 1.3519 0.06074 108 79 20 9
1128 Did you ever think a no body like him could make it to the big leagues? 1.3519 0.06074 108 79 20 9
1129 It does cause some confusion in the showers, however. 1.3519 0.06074 108 79 20 9
1130 Who’s on first and Nobody’s on deck. 1.3516 0.06878 91 68 14 9
1131 Now we may stand a Ghost of a chance! 1.3511 0.06183 94 67 21 6
1132 “He’s our secret designated hitter. If he takes a swing it looks like he’s throwing the bat, so the infielders duck and all our base runners steal a base! If he actually gets a hit, it’s always a home run because everyone likes to watch him run.” 1.3505 0.06561 97 72 16 9
1133 I hope this guy showed up to play. 1.3505 0.05492 97 66 28 3
1134 You see, it's not that New Yorker cartoons are almost entirely white. It's that we don't see color. 1.3504 0.05735 117 85 23 9
1135 Give me one good reason why he can't steal first base. 1.3500 0.05876 120 89 20 11
1136 Love our team spirit. 1.3500 0.05925 100 71 23 6
1137 The cartoonist actually submitted this? 1.3500 0.06723 100 76 13 11
1138 I dunno, the kid came out of nowhere. 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
1139 It's that new sunblock. Guarantees total protection for 9 innings. 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
1140 You see him, too? The Ghost of seasons past. 1.3495 0.05468 103 71 28 4
1141 Can't strike out a guy you can't see. 1.3495 0.05968 103 74 22 7
1142 You gotta hand it to him 1.3494 0.06734 83 60 17 6
1143 Sure, he's an empty suit, but he's batting .300! 1.3492 0.05203 126 89 30 7
1144 I don't get it, record batting average, record home runs and still no tv commercials. 1.3491 0.06149 106 78 19 9
1145 The upside is he's hard to tag out. " 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
1146 Eye-hand coordination isn't everything. 1.3491 0.06294 106 79 17 10
1147 He used to be an Olympic diver, but he wasn’t getting noticed. 1.3486 0.05587 109 77 26 6
1148 He should be more strategic. He’s completely transparent. 1.3486 0.05738 109 78 24 7
1149 He's an empty suit, but boy can he hit! 1.3486 0.06302 109 82 16 11
1150 It’s the team’s designated virtual. 1.3482 0.05772 112 81 23 8
1151 He has a terrific strike zone! 1.3478 0.05799 115 84 22 9
1152 He's got no visible strike-zone. 1.3475 0.05160 118 82 31 5
1153 And they say we don’t have a ghost of a chance, huh?!? 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
1154 On the bright side, he's not shoeless. 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
1155 I thought that was a front office thing! 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
1156 They never know if they can catch him looking! 1.3471 0.05341 121 86 28 7
1157 He's the best I never saw. 1.3471 0.05211 121 85 30 6
1158 He’s a breath of fresh air. 1.3469 0.05637 98 68 26 4
1159 This is the face of our franchise?" 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
1160 More transparency is required to restore public trust in the game. 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
1161 His head isn't the only thing that's not in the game. 1.3469 0.05820 98 69 24 5
1162 That's something you don't see everyday! 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
1163 All our decisions are now tranparent. 1.3465 0.06042 101 73 21 7
1164 I really just don’t see color, Bill 1.3465 0.06042 101 73 21 7
1165 At least we don't have to pay him full salary. 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
1166 They're never going to see this coming 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
1167 This guy's stats are out of sight! 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
1168 This guy has no ego 1.3455 0.05546 110 78 26 6
1169 Can you believe he was a nobody at the start of the season? 1.3452 0.05987 84 58 23 3
1170 Oh, the player to be named later ... 1.3451 0.05865 113 83 21 9
1171 He's never been a standout player, but he's phenomenal at stealing bases. 1.3451 0.05446 113 80 27 6
1172 Is anyone on first? 1.3448 0.05757 116 85 22 9
1173 It seems our shortstop has been the victim of identity theft. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
1174 He's a riot in the showers. 1.3444 0.06546 90 66 17 7
1175 I can see right through this guy. He's no ball player. 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
1176 Poor guy! He's just a shadow of his former self. 1.3444 0.05733 90 62 25 3
1177 How are we going to tell if he gets hit by a pitch? 1.3438 0.05892 96 68 23 5
1178 He’s out. 1.3438 0.06253 96 70 19 7
1179 But wait 'til you see him pitch! 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1180 Pretty sure he’s sleeping with my wife but I can’t prove it. 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
1181 He played his minor league ball in a cornfield in Iowa. 1.3438 0.06253 96 70 19 7
1182 He still seems like a lightweight to me. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1183 Couldn't he just take a knee during the Anthem? 1.3434 0.06285 99 73 18 8
1184 All dressed up, but no face to go. 1.3434 0.05772 99 70 24 5
1185 He’s impossible to hit. 1.3434 0.05948 99 71 22 6
1186 ...On the other hand, everyone remembers his name. 1.3433 0.05308 134 98 26 10
1187 I enjoy being back, but some folks still prefer working from home. 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
1188 If he gets on base have him take off his uniform. 1.3429 0.05872 105 76 22 7
1189 Four year deal, no sign-on bonus and for practically nothing! 1.3429 0.06176 105 78 18 9
1190 He’ s going in the game as the ghost runner in the 10th. 1.3429 0.05552 105 74 26 5
1191 It’s only inconvenient when he wants to chew tobacco 1.3429 0.05714 105 75 24 6
1192 He’s not really all there, but he comes cheap. 1.3426 0.06052 108 80 19 9
1193 Is it Who, What, or I Don’t Know? 1.3426 0.05607 108 77 25 6
1194 I hear that there are a lot of counterfeit trading cards of him out there . 1.3426 0.05607 108 77 25 6
1195 Jackson’s atypical for a catcher…..usually the legs go first. 1.3426 0.05759 108 78 23 7
1196 I just don't know what the manager sees in the new guy 1.3425 0.07356 73 54 13 6
1197 Ya gotta be invisible if you’re a girl who wants to play with the big boys. 1.3421 0.05407 114 81 27 6
1198 I thought you said invincible not invisible. 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
1199 He is here in spirit 1.3415 0.06989 82 61 14 7
1200 What did you expect? We signed him for next to nothing 1.3412 0.07012 85 64 13 8
1201 Not much of a ball player but great potential as a manager. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
1202 No one has actually seen him play! 1.3409 0.06836 88 66 14 8
1203 He can’t afford to be hit again 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
1204 Without the uniform, hat, glove and bat, he'd be nothing. 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
1205 He's just phoning it in again. 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
1206 This will be his first appearance in a game. 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
1207 He keeps forgetting he's not at Hogwarts anymore 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
1208 He can crowd the plate and he’s never been hit by a pitch 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
1209 I think I know why he isn't seeing the ball well. 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1210 Not only can he hit, there's 27% less of him to tag! 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1211 He was a better player when he was alive. 1.3402 0.05654 97 68 25 4
1212 He hasn't had his head in the game lately. 1.3402 0.05841 97 69 23 5
1213 There's really no I in this team. 1.3402 0.05654 97 68 25 4
1214 If the Astros can't SEE our signs, they can't steal them 1.3402 0.05841 97 69 23 5
1215 The new bat boy doesn't block my view" 1.3400 0.06067 100 73 20 7
1216 It saves us a fortune on bobblehead designers. 1.3400 0.05898 100 72 22 6
1217 He thought I said 'suit up OR show up". 1.3400 0.05360 100 69 28 3
1218 She insisted we show her legs! 1.3400 0.06231 100 74 18 8
1219 Less resistance on the swing, apparently. 1.3400 0.05545 100 70 26 4
1220 You would think he would be better at stealing bases. 1.3398 0.06552 103 79 13 11
1221 I have never seen him shower. 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
1222 He's hard to read. 1.3398 0.06255 103 77 17 9
1223 Stole 300 bases last year. 1.3398 0.05614 103 73 25 5
1224 He really responded to your “There’s no ‘I’ in ‘team’” speech. 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
1225 First the ghost runner. Now this. 1.3398 0.05614 103 73 25 5
1226 Fastest man I ever saw. You know he's on third base now. 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
1227 Finally, no more gender problems. 1.3396 0.05509 106 75 26 5
1228 He just had to go to the bathroom real quick. 1.3396 0.06126 106 79 18 9
1229 Interesting ploy for a new contract! 1.3396 0.05826 106 77 22 7
1230 Total sunscreen. 1.3396 0.05978 106 77 20 8
1231 He has sacrificed enough 1.3396 0.05669 106 76 24 6
1232 Sure, it does get a little awkward in the after game shower! 1.3394 0.05564 109 78 25 6
1233 Ever since he got hit with a fly ball, the poor guy's just not all there anymore. 1.3394 0.05564 109 78 25 6
1234 This game is so boring, I don’t think anyone will notice. 1.3394 0.05861 109 80 21 8
1235 Not having his head in the game is one thing, but this is ridiculous! 1.3393 0.05609 112 81 24 7
1236 We’re still negotiating. He wants more money for his name, image, and likeness." 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1237 When he gets to third base, he strips off his uniform and steals home. 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
1238 He's better at soccer. 1.3375 0.06877 80 59 15 6
1239 He identifies as Casper. 1.3375 0.06643 80 58 17 5
1240 There was no boy in Mudville. 1.3375 0.06400 80 57 19 4
1241 Well, he said he didn't intend to show up for spring training. 1.3375 0.05885 80 55 23 2
1242 You see, the thing about picking blackberries is you want to make sure they aren't fully ripe. That way the slight tart flavor complements the sweetness of the sugar when you bake them into a pie. I'll show you after the game. 1.3373 0.06916 83 62 14 7
1243 He's hard to tag out. 1.3372 0.06741 86 64 15 7
1244 Trust me, he has all the intangibles. 1.3372 0.05874 86 60 23 3
1245 It's hard for him to keep his eye on the ball. 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
1246 You really have to see him hit. 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
1247 He's got to learn to keep himself in the game 1.3370 0.06424 92 68 17 7
1248 I thought the player-to-be-named-later would be here by now. 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
1249 I’ve tried to coach him, but I get the sense that he’s not fully present. 1.3370 0.05632 92 64 25 3
1250 His wife got the rest in the divorce. 1.3370 0.06960 92 71 11 10
1251 He looks like nothing now, but he's gonna be great when he gets some good instruction! 1.3368 0.05521 95 66 26 3
1252 Oh, this is what you meant by a 'nobody.' 1.3368 0.05720 95 67 24 4
1253 He will never be caught looking. 1.3368 0.06099 95 69 20 6
1254 Fantasy baseball has come a long way. 1.3368 0.05720 95 67 24 4
1255 Best part is, his salary is paid in cryptocurrency. 1.3367 0.05792 98 70 23 5
1256 80% of life is just showing up. 1.3367 0.06144 98 72 19 7
1257 So I told our new scout we need someone invincible. 1.3367 0.06478 98 74 15 9
1258 The best part is he can't be tested for steroids. 1.3367 0.05607 98 69 25 4
1259 He’s not afraid of an inside fastball. 1.3367 0.06478 98 74 15 9
1260 It really messes with the other team. 1.3367 0.06313 98 73 17 8
1261 Hey, they only root for the uniform, anyway. 1.3366 0.05317 101 70 28 3
1262 After he slides into third he puts his uniform back on. 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
1263 They say the clothes make the man 1.3365 0.05569 104 74 25 5
1264 When he takes off that uniform he can steal every base. 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
1265 He’s our new decimated hitter. 1.3365 0.05569 104 74 25 5
1266 I told him to just keep his head in the game! 1.3365 0.05399 104 73 27 4
1267 No Uniform..No Strike Zone ! 1.3364 0.06077 107 80 18 9
1268 He's our best ghost runner, but I want to see if he can hit, too. 1.3364 0.05302 107 75 28 4
1269 Everybody's talkin' him up, but he ain't much to look at. 1.3364 0.05780 107 78 22 7
1270 Will this count as a plate appearance? 1.3364 0.05625 107 76 24 6
1271 Timmy's whole family is in the Witness Protection Program. 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
1272 He's usually our ghost runner 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1273 They’ll never see him coming. Just try to tag him out. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1274 When he used to play naked, he was unstoppable. 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1275 What a lousy trade....we got nothing. 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
1276 No one’s ever seen him miss. 1.3333 0.05372 99 69 27 3
1277 Seeing is believing. 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
1278 So DH now stands for Disappearing Hitter! 1.3333 0.05262 108 76 28 4
1279 Sometimes he steals a base and then has his uniform delivered. 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
1280 Now that’s what I call adding team “Spirit” 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
1281 I’ve never seen anybody so excited to get traded. 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
1282 I see our newest player has taken this transparency issue to an all new level" 1.3333 0.05525 105 75 25 5
1283 This cancel culture is going too far! 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
1284 Well, at least we know that the pitcher can't intimidate him with a bean ball. 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
1285 He leaves everything on the field. 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
1286 It really doesn't effect his game, but it does make the showers awkward. 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
1287 Ironically, he’s got some great tattoos. 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1288 He can't hit, but he's great at stealing bases. 1.3333 0.05581 108 78 24 6
1289 You know, I feel like we'll have a no hitter today. 1.3333 0.05819 87 61 23 3
1290 I’ve never seen a player like him before. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
1291 It's a supply-chain issue." 1.3333 0.05583 93 65 25 3
1292 This guy’s is out of our league. 1.3333 0.05819 87 61 23 3
1293 Plus, the uniform flies off as soon as he starts to run. 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
1294 I just can’t see what’s so great about him! 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
1295 He scares the wits out of pitchers. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
1296 Lemme tell you, she's so much better than Mr. Fantastic! 1.3333 0.06419 69 48 19 2
1297 Did he ever show up at practice? 1.3333 0.04856 117 81 33 3
1298 Ruth just decided to come back. 1.3333 0.05688 105 76 23 6
1299 The problem is, once you let ghost runners play in extra innings, they want to play all the time 1.3333 0.06365 93 69 17 7
1300 That’s Joe for you. He always seems to disappear in the playoffs. 1.3333 0.06398 96 71 16 8
1301 He strips to steal second base. 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1302 He's really outta sight! 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
1303 They say he’s the world’s best ghost runner. 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1304 Never shoulda fallen for the player-to-be-named-later deal. 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
1305 Forget the hidden ball trick, we got the hidden batter trick. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1306 It keeps him from getting hit. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1307 He is a real 'clean-up' batter 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
1308 Not much of a hitter, but a holy terror on the basepaths! 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
1309 You saw Field of Dreams, right? 1.3333 0.05788 93 66 23 4
1310 Has anyone else used that new rubbing alcohol? 1.3304 0.05200 115 82 28 5
1311 The divorce really took a lot out of him." 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1312 The best part about him is he couldn’t do steroids even if he wanted to! 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
1313 They say he left it all on the field 1.3304 0.05866 112 84 19 9
1314 She's the first trans parent in the league. 1.3304 0.05866 112 84 19 9
1315 And you mocked fantasy baseball. 1.3304 0.05135 112 79 29 4
1316 It's the Player-To-Be-Named-Later. 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
1317 Casper at the bat. 1.3302 0.06248 106 81 15 10
1318 He’s a good kid, but I don’t think he has a ghost of chance in this league. 1.3302 0.05143 106 74 29 3
1319 Who says that we don't have a ghost of a chance here? 1.3302 0.05143 106 74 29 3
1320 Nobody's on deck. Get it? 1.3301 0.06075 103 77 18 8
1321 His name is Perdu 1.3301 0.06075 103 77 18 8
1322 It's what I love about this game: players start out as nobodies, then become famous and recognizable everywhere. Usually. 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
1323 What are this hitter’s preferred pronouns? 1.3301 0.05917 103 76 20 7
1324 Well, it looks like he knocked himself out of the park again. 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
1325 Can you believe coach almost made him catcher? 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
1326 He’s been reading that Ralph Ellison book again 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
1327 He’s been unconscious lately. 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
1328 Like I always say, "you can't hit, what you can't see". 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
1329 If he gets on, watch what happens when he steals a base! 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
1330 His girlfriend just ghosted him. 1.3299 0.05623 97 69 24 4
1331 Anything to distract the pitcher. 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
1332 He can't hit or field worth a damn but boy can he steal bases. 1.3299 0.05429 97 68 26 3
1333 Cooper can run pretty good, but the man's got no arm. 1.3299 0.05623 97 69 24 4
1334 Free agent. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1335 We got him in a trade. He is the player to be made later. 1.3298 0.05104 94 64 29 1
1336 He's not much of a presence on social media either. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1337 I guess the GM is taking the new "Ghost Runner" rule seriously. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1338 he thinks he's funny when he puts his uniform on backwards. 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1339 Gracias a dios aun tiene cojones... 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1340 Kinda hard to know if he got the signal. 1.3297 0.05426 91 63 26 2
1341 Goddam affirmative action.... 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1342 As a kid, he was always the ghost runner. 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
1343 He thinks it’s cancel culture. 1.3297 0.06454 91 68 16 7
1344 He’s our new ghost runner. 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1345 He can't hit worth a damn, but no one can steal a sign off him! 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
1346 He does a great fade away slide 1.3295 0.05534 88 61 25 2
1347 We are truly living in the golden age of fantasy baseball, Bob. 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1348 Rookie did a no show 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1349 He works from home. 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1350 And you still say we are going with “total transparency” 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1351 Yeh, he's not all there, but you should see him run 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1352 The Emperor's new pastime. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1353 Our non-binary ringer..... 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
1354 Yeah, the kid's amazing. I've never seen anything like him. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
1355 He’s good, he’s just not all there. 1.3291 0.05899 79 55 22 2
1356 Watch how he crowds the plate. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1357 I don’t see what the scouts saw in him. 1.3281 0.05216 128 94 26 8
1358 Best damned all-round utility player we have ever had. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
1359 You've never seen a hitter like this 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
1360 He’s our virtual base runner. 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1361 We really gotta get that player to be named later nailed down. 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
1362 Must be some kind of Field of Dreams tie in . . .They used to call a screw ball the fade away . .. 1.3269 0.05370 104 74 26 4
1363 He plays like an empty suit but the fans love him. 1.3269 0.05370 104 74 26 4
1364 I just hope he doesn’t get hit by a pitch. 1.3269 0.05707 104 76 22 6
1365 Solid hitter...but holy cow, his intangibles. 1.3269 0.05707 104 76 22 6
1366 He might not look like much but he can play! 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1367 You're right, he disappears under pressure. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1368 Labor shortage! 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1369 This looks like a no-hitter 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
1370 He routinely does things we’ve never seen before. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1371 Holds the all-time record for stolen bases. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1372 If he could just get his head around it and his arms back, he'd have a helluva swing. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1373 Heads I win. 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
1374 The guy’s got a game face like you’ve never seen. 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
1375 He's about half the player he used to be. 1.3261 0.05378 92 64 26 2
1376 dude i didn’t even know he was in the shower with me until— well, i don’t want to ruin it 1.3261 0.05378 92 64 26 2
1377 I can’t see what the fuss is all about. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1378 I mean I really can’t see him striking out. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1379 Too much sunscreen I suppose. 1.3258 0.06545 89 67 15 7
1380 He’s our imaginary runner. 1.3258 0.06737 89 68 13 8
1381 He's our new designated phantom. 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
1382 He's a clear MVP candidate. 1.3256 0.05595 86 60 24 2
1383 I thought empty suits were strictly for management. 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
1384 His memoirs were also written by a ghost writer. 1.3256 0.05595 86 60 24 2
1385 I can't see him making it to the playoffs. 1.3254 0.05143 126 92 27 7
1386 He might not look like much, but boy can he play! 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 18 4
1387 There's nothing to these new recruits--it's all just hype. 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
1388 Don't worry. The referee is blind. 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
1389 He’s our invisible threat. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1390 I think Joe's run home. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1391 He's never really been all there, little bit of an air head. 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
1392 We just picked him up from the Yankees! ..To think they didn’t see much in him. 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
1393 As far as prospects go, he's not just another face in the crowd, that's for sure. 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
1394 When the empty suits took over the front office, I knew this was inevitable. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
1395 The players union called for more transparency. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1396 An empty suit, just like his father. 1.3250 0.05839 80 56 22 2
1397 We almost traded him for the Phantom of the Outfield. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1398 I’m hoping he’ll help our team, but he has a lot of holes in his swing 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1399 Oh, Carl... I haven't seen him for a long time. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1400 Can you believe our scouts found this guy? 1.3247 0.05680 77 53 23 1
1401 He’s the perfect pinch hitter 1.3247 0.05974 77 54 21 2
1402 She's a whiffle ball champion. 1.3246 0.05212 114 82 27 5
1403 He started out in boxing but everybody realized it was a little unfair. 1.3246 0.05777 114 86 19 9
1404 No one can read his signs 1.3246 0.05641 114 85 21 8
1405 He disappeared in the playoffs 1.3243 0.07227 74 56 12 6
1406 Well, this should finally cut down on player poaching. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
1407 All I said was to see it through. 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
1408 I’m thinking of letting him pitch . 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1409 Baseball is all about merchandising now. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1410 Great contact hitter. He's hardly ever caught looking. 1.3238 0.04784 105 72 32 1
1411 We had ghost runners in my neighborhood when I was a kid, but this is a first. 1.3235 0.05243 102 72 27 3
1412 He could be one of the best; but he never shows up for practice. 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
1413 Looks like a new variant. 1.3235 0.06099 102 77 17 8
1414 He was an extra in 'Field of Dreams.' 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
1415 The umps sure as hell aren't going to find any 'stickum' on him... 1.3235 0.05601 102 74 23 5
1416 This guy can really steal bases! 1.3232 0.05712 99 70 22 5
1417 I don’t know Coach, I don’t see this guy going anywhere. 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
1418 Management 1.3232 0.06230 99 75 16 8
1419 The scouts had a really hard time finding him 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1420 I just don't get how a player that good has been totally overlooked. 1.3229 0.06194 96 72 17 7
1421 He does well selling his name but not image and likeness rights. Or she does well, we don’t know and can’t think of a safe way to ask. 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1422 Yeah, remember being a kid and having "ghost runners"... 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1423 He’s our designated non-fungible token. 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
1424 He doesn't get asked to do a lot of personal appearances. 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1425 He insists on being paid in cryptocurrency... 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
1426 I haven't had the heart to tell him the Majors no longer uses any ghost runners. 1.3226 0.05547 93 66 24 3
1427 When they said he couldn't fill Babe's shoes, I bet they didn't expect this. 1.3226 0.06516 93 69 14 8
1428 In between at-bats he takes off the uniform and tickles the opposing pitcher. 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1429 When you get to the big leagues though, it’s quite common to feel like a nobody. 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1430 They haven't been able to tag him out yet. 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1431 Hard to see,and sneaky fast. 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1432 I still get goosebumps when he takes off all his clothes to steal second. 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
1433 Oscar has a, let's just say, foolproof technique for stealing home. 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1434 On the other hand he never gets hit by a pitch. 1.3222 0.05876 90 64 21 4
1435 This was the only way they’d let a girl play. 1.3222 0.06672 90 69 13 8
1436 Bill's working from home today. 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
1437 It makes the steroid use less obvious 1.3220 0.06004 118 92 14 12
1438 He tries to test me but I can see right through him. 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
1439 I used invisible ink on the lineup card. 1.3218 0.05779 87 62 22 3
1440 He’s great at stealing signs. 1.3218 0.05779 87 62 22 3
1441 He’s a rookie, but hits like a pro. They’ll never see him coming. 1.3218 0.05543 87 61 24 2
1442 I think he is taking this transparency thing too far... 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1443 If I had more hits than plate appearances, I’d be a batting champion too. 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
1444 Best sunscreen ever. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1445 He'd be our best base stealer if he didn't have to wear a uniform. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
1446 He said he’d give his right arm to play in the Majors, but he never expected they’d demand his left arm and head, too. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
1447 Is it me or did he put too much sunblock on? 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1448 He disarmed me with his talent. 1.3210 0.05781 81 57 22 2
1449 It doesn't look like he's in the game. 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1450 I hear he leaves it all on the field! 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1451 His Dad’s the empty suit who owns the team. 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1452 Been in this game a long time, but I still see things I haven't seen before 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1453 Looks like they ghosted another one. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1454 Sometimes he only wears his hat. 1.3205 0.07183 78 60 11 7
1455 This is one we will have to judge by talent alone. 1.3205 0.05911 78 54 21 2
1456 You're right. He doesn't hog the limelight. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
1457 Player to be named later. 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1458 And without the uniform just imagine him stealing bases! 1.3204 0.05382 103 74 25 4
1459 The pitcher has a hard time seeing the strike zone. 1.3204 0.06048 103 78 17 8
1460 He's really a slugger like no one has ever seen. 1.3204 0.05556 103 75 23 5
1461 No batter, no batter! 1.3204 0.05556 103 75 23 5
1462 I hope he also makes the ball disappear. 1.3204 0.06048 103 78 17 8
1463 He's a nobody 1.3200 0.05101 100 70 28 2
1464 Technically he has no strike zone. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1465 Well, that'll confuse the pitcher 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1466 He’s just not the same player he once was. 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
1467 Last season he was a nobody. Now look at him! 1.3200 0.06342 75 54 18 3
1468 ...I just bumped into him in the shower one day. 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
1469 Poor Jimmy. With his batting average I’d want to be invisible too. 1.3200 0.06342 75 54 18 3
1470 Kevin’s taken the ghost runner to whole new level. 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
1471 Those "No batter, no batter, no batter" rants finally had an effect. 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
1472 They said he had potential in the Minor League, I don't see it. 1.3200 0.05483 100 72 24 4
1473 ‘“He won’t be caught looking.” 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1474 The majors, huh? I didn’t see it in him. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1475 He's our best ghost runner . 1.3196 0.05394 97 69 25 3
1476 They say his game face is intense, but I just don't see it. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1477 I hear he was an extra in Field of Dreams. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1478 Even with him. This game is still going to be boring........ 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1479 And then he signed the contract in—get this—invisible ink! 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
1480 Clothes do make the man. 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
1481 No one can touch him. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1482 She says that people can't see her. 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
1483 I hope he can hit. I have never seen him. 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
1484 I can't believe he didn't show up! 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1485 Well you gotta admit, the kid has spirit. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1486 Whenever we need a no-hitter we send in this guy. 1.3191 0.06455 94 72 14 8
1487 I told you he was just an empty suit. 1.3191 0.06275 94 71 16 7
1488 That’s our new recruit. He can’t pitch. He can’t hit. But he’s a great runner. 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
1489 He's better at hide-and-seek than hitting the curveball. 1.3190 0.04989 116 83 29 4
1490 Best part is, he's never called out for stealing bases. 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1491 His talents weren't immediately apparent. 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1492 Sure,the kid can hit. But he disappears in big games. 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1493 There's real baseball and fantasy baseball. 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
1494 He claims to be the ghost of Babe Ruth. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1495 SPF 900 1.3182 0.06574 88 67 14 7
1496 That's the spirit! 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1497 I can't see him getting a hit 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1498 This makes for a tough strike zone. 1.3182 0.05725 88 63 22 3
1499 Hey, it's Florida. Ya can't discuss race, gender, or ectoplasm. 1.3176 0.06528 85 64 15 6
1500 He's been very transparent with us during contract negotiations. 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1501 Well that’s one way to save face if you strike out. 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1502 Most years we don’t have the arms, but this is getting ridiculous. 1.3176 0.05849 85 61 21 3
1503 I wish he were more than an empty suit! 1.3173 0.06151 104 79 15 9
1504 No matter what, you never see fear in his eyes. 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
1505 Heh heh, our secret weapon, they'll never see him coming. 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1506 You’re right they signed an empty suit. 1.3168 0.06123 101 77 16 8
1507 You'll probably want to avoid showering at the same time he does. 1.3165 0.06871 79 60 13 6
1508 Claude Rains IV. He says call him Claudie. 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
1509 This kid's got a lot of intangibles. 1.3165 0.07103 79 61 11 7
1510 I just don’t see it with him, for some reason. 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
1511 So we figured, 'why can't the ghost runner get an at-bat?' 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
1512 This is the 'player to be named later' from that last trade. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
1513 Yeah, he can really crowd the plate. 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
1514 If the Analytics say empty uniform, who am I to argue? 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
1515 He's our best ghost runner. Let's see if he can hit. 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
1516 We just need to get him on base - after that, nobody can touch him. 1.3158 0.05241 95 67 26 2
1517 He's clearly talented. 1.3158 0.07305 76 59 10 7
1518 He's never been caught stealing a base 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1519 Wait till he takes off his uniform and steals 2nd, 3rd, and Home... 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
1520 Before the game, Red, I told the boys to leave it all on the field.” 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1521 Wait’ll you see the ump if he slides. 1.3152 0.05338 92 65 25 2
1522 It's why he has the "Zero" jersey. 1.3152 0.06545 92 71 13 8
1523 The League is really stressing greater transparency this season. 1.3152 0.05558 92 66 23 3
1524 Twenty bucks says we still see him scratch and spit. 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1525 I for one think these new players on the Emperor's team look great 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1526 Yesterday’s trade. He’s the player to be named later. 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
1527 He’s getting ready to clear the bases. 1.3151 0.06130 73 52 19 2
1528 That vanishing cream was the only way she could get on base. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1529 We asked for "invincible"..autocorrect 1.3151 0.07773 73 58 7 8
1530 He’s our Disintegrated Hitter. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1531 There’s more than one way to have a no-hitter. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1532 Good luck finding the strike zone 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1533 He’ll show up for the playoffs. 1.3146 0.05671 89 64 22 3
1534 He’s the new face of Bitcoin. 1.3146 0.06311 89 69 13 7
1535 We signed Eddie on to add some team spirit. 1.3146 0.05202 89 62 26 1
1536 I’ve heard he’s related to ageless Joe! 1.3143 0.07760 70 55 8 7
1537 They won’t know what hit ‘em. But neither will we. 1.3143 0.06286 70 50 18 2
1538 He’s just some nobody from Springfield 1.3143 0.05948 105 80 17 8
1539 Name is "Who", plays first base. 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1540 I don't believe in ghosts either, but as long as we keep winning, Bob's gonna keep playing. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1541 I told you the dude was an empty suit. 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1542 Good glove, but as a hitter he's nothing to look at. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1543 I encouraged him to be invincible. 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
1544 Rick is all about team spirit 1.3137 0.05020 102 72 28 2
1545 He's playing headgames again. 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
1546 This guy steals bases like nobody's business! 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
1547 He's a real no-where man!! 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1548 And we signed him for next to nothing! 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1549 Ghost runner on second has worked, so why not this? 1.3133 0.06841 83 64 12 7
1550 Huge personality, believe it or not. 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1551 He snuck up on me once in the showers. Scared me half to death. And, oh, is that guy hung! 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1552 I think this new Rains kid is really working out. 1.3131 0.05106 99 70 27 2
1553 Never again - will we accused of non-transparency! 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1554 We traded our guy for a player to be named later but he still hasn't shown up. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1555 He told the genie he wanted to be invincible but you know he mumbles. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1556 I tell you, this kid came literally outa nowhere! 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1557 Even ghosts need side gigs in today's economy 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1558 You should see him do the hidden ball trick. 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
1559 I just can’t see him hitting a home run…and more to the point, I just can’t see him. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1560 'For a star, he's remarkably self-effacing.' 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
1561 His minds not in it 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
1562 His baseball card is amazing. 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
1563 Carl’s being quite distant lately 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
1564 He's usually a ghost runner, but we're down by twelve, so what the heck? 1.3125 0.05790 80 57 21 2
1565 Let's have him bat naked. 1.3125 0.06796 80 61 13 6
1566 Transgender AND Transparent! He knocks it outta the park for diversity. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1567 I didn't think he would take 'three strikes and you're out!' so literally. 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
1568 He's exactly half the player he used to be. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
1569 I guess that's the only way to get a woman player in this league! 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1570 He may be a lousy hitter, but he sure can run. 1.3125 0.05790 80 57 21 2
1571 Did he really pass the drug test? 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1572 I’m tellin’ ya, this kid has clear potential” 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1573 Sometimes he magical,and other times it's like he just isn't there 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
1574 He’s a true designated hitter—you can’t see him until he swings the bat. 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1575 Poor kids gotta sell their bodies to play in the big leagues these day 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1576 I realize this changes everything. 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1577 Leaves room for the imagination, don’t you think? 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
1578 Bet ya that pitcher has never faced a hitter like this. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1579 To be fair, the curveball is no better at seeing him. 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
1580 He's no longer allowed to shower with the other players. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
1581 They'll never see what hit them. 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
1582 Ralph Ellison. He must be so proud. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
1583 The scouting report says “nobody” can get a hit off this pitcher. Send him in. 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
1584 We asked for transparency from the front office, but I think they got the wrong idea. 1.3111 0.05619 90 65 22 3
1585 He’s a supernatural 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
1586 He is OUT OF UNIFORM! 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1587 Now that’s what I call a ghost runner! 1.3111 0.05392 90 64 24 2
1588 Have you actually seen him in the locker room? 1.3111 0.05619 90 65 22 3
1589 He’s a player to be named later 1.3109 0.05566 119 91 19 9
1590 He may be invisible, but he really shows up on the scorecards. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1591 If you think THAT'S creepy, you should see him shower. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1592 Empty suit' "....? 1.3108 0.05417 74 49 23 0
1593 He' s the best player of our team! You see, he runs as though he were wind. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1594 He's the best player nobody's ever seen. 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1595 I keep telling him his hitting strategy is so transparent. 1.3107 0.05168 103 74 26 3
1596 Yeah, you know...diversity, inclusion and all that. 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1597 If he let's on he takes off his uniform and steal home... 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1598 When he hits the ball, nobody can see where it goes 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1599 I hope one day to see him in the Hall of Fame or anywhere, actually. 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1600 This kid really came out of nowhere! 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1601 Once he gets on base, he just strips off his clothes, steals second, steals third....You get the picture! 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1602 He’s nothing to look at but he sure can hit! 1.3100 0.05260 100 72 25 3
1603 Runs so fast you can barely see him. 1.3099 0.06213 71 51 18 2
1604 I don’t know what happened, but when he stepped out of the cornfield, that’s how he was. 1.3095 0.05341 126 96 21 9
1605 He's great at stealing. 1.3095 0.05611 84 60 22 2
1606 Damn he's fast! 1.3095 0.06770 84 65 12 7
1607 Sure he's good, but I just can't see him making it through the season. 1.3095 0.06770 84 65 12 7
1608 You think it’s too late to take him out? 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1609 Ever watch Abbott and Costello? 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1610 He tends to disappear in big moments. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1611 Nowadays he's just the ghost of the player he used to be. 1.3093 0.04940 97 68 28 1
1612 Is that Ralph Ellison? 1.3088 0.06375 68 49 17 2
1613 I think he’s our missing link. 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
1614 He hasn't been designated yet 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
1615 Well, his batting average is nothing to look at either. 1.3086 0.05455 81 57 23 1
1616 You'd never guess, but he's really got quite the arm on him." 1.3086 0.05455 81 57 23 1
1617 Great pitch! Blew him away! 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1618 What if he gets hit by a pitch in an invisible part? 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
1619 People call him an empty suit, but he can really spot a curveball. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1620 He reminds me of how I feel when I vote. 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
1621 The metaverse is the future - no players, no wages! 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1622 The mascot retired. 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
1623 He messes up their entire "hit 'em where they ain't" strategy! 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1624 And his contract included a 'no tattoos' clause. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1625 I have no idea how he keeps his eye on the ball 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1626 This kid's a washout. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1627 And if he gets on first, he can steal second base by taking his clothes off. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
1628 He'll be named later. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
1629 I've heard of ghost runners, but this is a first. 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
1630 He could use a little sun… 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1631 He's a part-time magician and full-time baseball player! 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
1632 Well, "The player to be named later" is still a mystery. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1633 It’s a real shame. Loads of talent but lacks recognition. 1.3077 0.05343 91 65 24 2
1634 That's why we named the team "The Avengers." 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1635 It's a variation on the hidden ball trick. 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
1636 He's an unknown quantity. 1.3071 0.04810 127 93 29 5
1637 He is an out of sight hitter. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1638 Nobody can tell where his strike zone is." 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1639 He’s our undesignated hitter. 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1640 "All players must take the potion. A measure to reduce racism in baseball. Gonna miss the whacky hairdos. 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
1641 He may not make much of an impression but he is a real utility man. 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
1642 Ahh, guy phones it in if it ain't the playoffs. 1.3068 0.05447 88 63 23 2
1643 And everyone chants, ‘No hitter, no hitter!’ Hilarious. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1644 He’s a nobody, but he sure can hit! 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1645 We like to mold our new players from the ground up. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1646 Gotta love the ol’ hidden batter trick! 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1647 They’re never going to see this one coming. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1648 '...then he turns to the pitcher and says, go ahead, try and stick it in my ear.' 1.3068 0.05447 88 63 23 2
1649 Looks like those “no batter no batter” taunts are really getting to him. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1650 Couldn't find his batting average. It's probably invisible, too. 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
1651 I told you you he wasn't all there today. 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
1652 He's always fantastic during the regular season, but somehow he tends to disappear in the playoff! 1.3067 0.05687 75 53 21 1
1653 This is a true no-hitter. 1.3067 0.05995 75 54 19 2
1654 I just wish he could keep his head in the game. 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1655 And I thought you were pale. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1656 He's great! Always shows up for practice...I think. 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1657 As a rookie, he's still trying to get it all together. 1.3067 0.05687 75 53 21 1
1658 He has a lot of hidden talents. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1659 He's our newest fill-in player from the minors. Not sure if he's fully developed yet. 1.3063 0.05836 111 86 16 9
1660 He hasn’t yet had any plate appearances. 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
1661 They're probably wondering. Hey, who's at bat? 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
1662 Transparency is overrated. 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
1663 Something went wrong with the trade. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1664 It’s works just like the green screen behind the plate. 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1665 How much you wanna bet he does the disappearing act again as soon as the game is over and the uniform is off? 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1666 Wait until he takes his uniform off when he gets on base. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1667 I just don't see what the fuss is all about. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
1668 We just signed him to a million dollar contract, sight unseen. 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1669 Our clean-up batter just took off all the dirt. 1.3053 0.05614 95 68 21 4
1670 … And we pay him in Bitcoin. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1671 The new uniform colors just wash him out. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1672 He can't bat, he can't field and he can't throw - but we sold out when we said The Invisible Man was playing today. 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
1673 If we send him back down to the minors, who would notice? 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
1674 I just don’t see him making it in the pros. 1.3049 0.05673 82 59 21 2
1675 There goes the face of Major League Baseball. 1.3049 0.05673 82 59 21 2
1676 He came up through the nude league. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1677 Some say this "working from home" trend has gone too far, but this kid's been hitting .410 remotely. 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
1678 I''ll never get used to the tenth-inning ghost runner rule. 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
1679 He was traded from the metaverse. 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
1680 At long last the Mets realized they can field literally nobody and perform just as well 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1681 I just hope he can see the ball! 1.3043 0.06298 69 50 17 2
1682 He was ghosted on our team's Facebook. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1683 Sorry, but this cancel business has gone too far. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1684 I think the new guy has a lot of unseen potential. 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
1685 We got him in a trade for the guy with the head and the arms. 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
1686 He’s not ‘The Natural ‘, more like the ‘Au Naturel’ 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1687 She's one of our best. 1.3043 0.07242 69 53 11 5
1688 Plus he checks all the diversity boxes at once. 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
1689 He evidently left more than his heart in San Francisco. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1690 He's an undesignated batter. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1691 I told you invisible on the field could be a good thing! 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1692 He's that fast. His face and hands can't catch up with him. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1693 It's that new Desiccated Hitter rule. I think it leaves something to desire. 1.3038 0.07059 79 62 10 7
1694 He’s such a selfless teammate. 1.3038 0.05797 79 57 20 2
1695 I’ve never seen him look better. 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1696 Surprisingly not considered a performance-enhancing drug. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1697 This is what ten million a year gets you! 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1698 He isnt going to intimidate anyone. They'll see right through him".. 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1699 But how do we prove he stole second? 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1700 I know he's not much to look at, but he's a great hitter. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1701 The kid's got potential, but he still needs work on hand-eye coordination. 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
1702 Looks like another empty uniform 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1703 This is taking "no hitter" to the next level. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1704 I don't know how good he is at baseball, but I hear he was one helluva boxer. 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
1705 Best deal we ever made. He can run AND he can hide. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
1706 He works the graveyard shift in the off-season. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1707 They brought back the ghost runner rule. 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
1708 How did you find him? 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
1709 I told you he is fast! He’s standing on 2nd base. 1.3026 0.05626 76 54 21 1
1710 He drives the umpires nuts when he claims he's been hit by a pitch. 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
1711 He's not scared to crowd the plate. 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1712 Is that Ralph Ellison or H.G.Wells 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1713 This kid's a switch hitter, he can bat from either side of the grave. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1714 Next one up is who. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1715 They say he’s got never before seen talent. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1716 I picked him up sight unseen." 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1717 He's been trying to keep a low profile 1.3014 0.05749 73 52 20 1
1718 Remind me again, who's on first? 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1719 I can't see him being a minor leaguer for long. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1720 Looks like our ghost hitter is up! 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1721 No hand eye coordination but, boy can he run. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1722 He had to pee." 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
1723 At least he's got the spirit. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1724 We traded a pitcher, a centerfielder and a werewolf for him. 1.3012 0.05617 83 60 21 2
1725 Some things just don't show up in the stats. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1726 Yes, but he creeps me out in the showers." 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
1727 His stat sheet may look good but this one’s got no skin in the game. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1728 He’s usually late, but his uniform and gear is always on time. 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1729 No batter , No batter , No batter !! 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1730 How do you like the new genderless uniforms 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1731 That’s Ralph Ellison. He’s real good. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
1732 His agent says he used to be an Angel. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1733 If he lifts his shirt, his strike zone goes to nothing! 1.3000 0.05795 90 65 18 4
1734 He was just traded for a player to be named later. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
1735 It's the only way we could meet all the diversity requirements. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
1736 Too bad we got fined when we put him out there without the uniform. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
1737 I heard he's a real nobody! 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1738 The bad news is that the pitcher throws an invisible ball 1.3000 0.05711 110 85 17 8
1739 Coach says sometimes Tommy’s just not all there 1.3000 0.05737 80 58 20 2
1740 He's a real jokester in the team shower 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
1741 More like Field of Screams. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
1742 He’s in a league of his own. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1743 And the best part is he has no strike zone either. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
1744 We're still having supply-chain issues. 1.3000 0.06601 90 71 11 8
1745 I hear he got his start with the hidden ball trick. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
1746 Our new DH is invincible! 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
1747 He always disappears when I tell the team to hit the showers. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1748 He is so quiet and unassuming he is almost invisible 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
1749 Yeah, but you should see his stats. 1.2991 0.05821 107 83 16 8
1750 His name is Casper, he is our new ghost runner. He's so fast you can hardly see him. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1751 I don’t care if he’s batting 1000! He’ll never be the face of this franchise. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1752 They're saying he broke baseball's transparency barrier. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1753 He doesn't look like much, but he can really knock 'em out of the park. 1.2987 0.05566 77 55 21 1
1754 GHOSTBATTER 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1755 How will we know if he gets hit by a fast ball? 1.2987 0.05566 77 55 21 1
1756 Not much to look at but great at building team spirit. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1757 I think it might be time to wash the equipment! 1.2987 0.06933 77 60 11 6
1758 He’s not much to look at but really makes the ball disappear. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1759 He disappears at clutch time. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1760 As soon as he gets on first we'll call for a steal. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1761 Is that the "I" in LGBTQIA? 1.2987 0.07410 77 62 7 8
1762 Unfortunately he's a better crime fighter than batter. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1763 He’s good, he’s just not much to look at. 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
1764 I thought we said no ghostrunners? 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
1765 See-- I told you the kid was fast! 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
1766 The guy is nothing to me. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1767 To be named later. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1768 If he took his clothes off he'd have an advantage. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1769 Only player in league history to have never been hit by a pitch. 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
1770 I don't think he has invested enough skin in the game. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1771 He's the extra innings phantom runner. 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
1772 TALK ABOUT AI IN SPORTS? 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1773 I believe he is off in a cornfield in Iowa 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1774 Must be a ghost runner. 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
1775 It's hard to tell if he's in the game. 1.2976 0.06728 84 66 11 7
1776 A player to be manned later. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1777 He’s half the player he was. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1778 Their pitcher will see right through him. 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
1779 He’s been invisible at the plate all season. 1.2973 0.05685 74 53 20 1
1780 He takes being the ghost runner literally 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1781 I can see this guy doing great things, but at the same time I can't. 1.2973 0.05685 74 53 20 1
1782 They'd see right through our strategy. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1783 A pitch hitter should never be seen or heard 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
1784 Glad the trade worked out with the Angels. 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
1785 He's supposed to help fight the "disappearing fans" thing. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 17 4
1786 Talk about facing an unknown batter! 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1787 I'd say he should get his head into the game. 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
1788 Problem is the ball's invisible too. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1789 If ghostman’s on deck, who’s on first? 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1790 He was a ghost writer for ESPN 1.2963 0.05943 81 59 18 3
1791 Hs new endorsement deal should really raise his visibility. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1792 I guess we are just rooting for laundry 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
1793 This way, we don’t have to worry about using the correct pronoun. 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
1794 Told you I’d get them to stop talking about the name change. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1795 There's no reading this guy at the plate. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1796 Remember, we've got a ghost runner on second. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1797 The front office wants more transparency. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1798 Should we take it to a body shop? 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
1799 He is light on his feet. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1800 He's the best the league's never seen! 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1801 His legs look good... 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1802 He's most effective when he's out of uniform. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1803 I warned him steroids could change his whole image. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
1804 He's the player-to-be-named-later, once he gets here. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1805 Why is it that you can’t see the potential? 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1806 No one saw this coming. 1.2958 0.05812 71 51 19 1
1807 It's odd. When he's in street clothes I barely recognize him. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1808 He was our player to be named that we got in the last trade. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1809 HE DOESN'T LIKE TO FACE THIS PITCHER. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1810 He was great in spring training, but now he’s lost his form. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1811 This guy really leaves everything on the field. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1812 I’m just not sure he’s giving it his all. 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
1813 The cartoonists' strike is hitting us hard! 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
1814 It’s amazing: 10,000 at-bats and he’s never been hit by a pitch. 1.2949 0.05508 78 56 21 1
1815 They say his BMI is ridiculous! 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
1816 Yeah but he attends the visiting team’s pregame meetings 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1817 Talk about self-effacing! 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1818 The most important thing is that he believes in himself. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1819 Talk about a guy who can never touch base. 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
1820 I just hope he doesn't moon the pitcher again 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1821 Our next batter was traded for a player to be seen later. 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1822 So someone said, ‘Well, if management can be just a bunch of empty suits …. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1823 He's the spirit of the game. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1824 We never should have traded him. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1825 Yes,the ghost runner is only for extra innings but now he wants an equipment endorsement deal! 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1826 I could never really see him making the team, but here we are. 1.2947 0.05962 95 72 16 6
1827 Talk about an easy out. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1828 He usually doesn't show up until the playoffs. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1829 Our team's first woman ballplayer. 1.2946 0.05621 112 87 17 8
1830 The National League is slowly getting its designated hitter. 1.2946 0.05016 112 83 25 4
1831 I doubt he'll break up the no-hitter 1.2946 0.05016 112 83 25 4
1832 Do you know anything about Edward Lear? 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
1833 Yeah, and some said we didn't have a ghost of a chance to win it. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1834 I thought they got rid of the ghost runner this year... 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1835 He's the "player to be named later" we just traded for. 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
1836 He’s great in spring training, but he disappears after opening day. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1837 Well, if they're going to throw balls so fast we can't see 'em, then... 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1838 I’d like to see him at first. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1839 He may not look it, but he’s the best player you’ve never seen. 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
1840 Wait until you see his fade-away slide. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
1841 She'll grow into it." 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1842 You'll see. He's been haunting the field for so long that he's picked up a few tricks. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1843 Something new every time you turn around. Every pitcher hopes for a "no hitter" but who wants a "no batter"? 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1844 He has trouble keeping his head in the game. 1.2935 0.05250 92 67 23 2
1845 He needs to put on his game face. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1846 The clothes have no emperor! 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
1847 I know that we've allowed imaginary men in the game as baserunners for years, but I never thought that they would allow it in the DH spot. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1848 I think Jonesy overdid it with the steroid reversal pills. 1.2933 0.07045 75 59 10 6
1849 You sure we should have him bunt? “They’re gonna see right through this guy. 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
1850 Don’t worry, the kid’s a nobody! 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1851 He's amazing. He can't be tagged out! 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
1852 With cowboys it's "All hat and no saddle". 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
1853 I guess we really should have designated a hitter. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1854 Told you his head ‘s not in the game any more. But what’s with the phantom arms? That’s taking it too far. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1855 His parents paid for the stadium. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1856 Well, they told us he was just an empty suit 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1857 So what, he doesn't have a body. It's a cerebral game. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1858 Inside fastballs don't seem to bother him anymore, 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
1859 ...but he sure has spirit! 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
1860 Him? He’s the player to be named later. 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
1861 He's not on social media either... 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
1862 It’s the least offensive mascot we could find. 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
1863 The cartoonist once got hit by a pitch. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1864 Wait! If you're here, then who's on first?! 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1865 We definitely need someone who can fill his shoes. 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1866 They'll never know what hit them. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1867 who's the new guy? I've never seen him before 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1868 He's not the player he used to be. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1869 His batting average is infinite as you can’t divide by zero. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1870 I told you playing with women would change everything. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1871 I know it goes against the book Charlie,but who says ghost runners can’t hit? 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1872 The player to be named later didn’t quite make it in time. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1873 Kid's got trouble making contact but the scouts say he's got great intangibles. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1874 He's unbeanable. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1875 The strike zone is also invisible to the pitcher. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1876 We picked him up in the draft. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1877 Guess I’m not the only one he’s ghosting. 1.2913 0.05955 103 81 14 8
1878 He holds the record for most stolen bases! 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1879 You've never seen somebody hit like this guy 1.2911 0.05450 79 57 21 1
1880 Is the helmet really necessary? 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1881 Refreshingly off all social media. 1.2911 0.06016 79 61 14 4
1882 You're thinking too much 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1883 He’s a wanna-be. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1884 He strips and steals bases like you can't believe. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1885 These days it's all or nothing. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1886 He's the best player that I've never seen. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
1887 He crowds the plate, but he’s never been hit by a pitch. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1888 I saw a great recipe for roasted Capon in the Times yesterday. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1889 We got him from Synecdoche, NY. 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
1890 Where's his strike zone? 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1891 HR is trying out hybrid work 1.2907 0.05196 86 62 23 1
1892 To be honest, I didn't think he'd pass the drug test. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1893 It's Elon Musk's idea. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1894 They've never seen him hit. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1895 He just read The Invisible Man 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1896 I saw his face once after a head first slide into second. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1897 This is what the fans come to not see. 1.2899 0.05876 69 50 18 1
1898 The Yankees are getting the procedure for their whole team. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
1899 He's that "player to be named later" from the Lopez trade. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
1900 Who’s on deck? 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
1901 He bats tenth. 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
1902 They won't see him coming! 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
1903 We have to put him on second base 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
1904 His head is never in the game. 1.2895 0.05562 76 55 20 1
1905 I guess this will be a no header 1.2895 0.05562 76 55 20 1
1906 Did you designate a hitter? 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
1907 As you know,he has never been a complete player. 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
1908 Somehow, he’s the new face of the franchise. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1909 He’s the best base stealer we’ve got. 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
1910 His name's Casper. We thought we'd give him a try. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1911 You should see his fastball. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1912 He’ll never lead the league in plate appearances. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1913 When he gets the steal sign, he takes off his clothes. 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
1914 Well, the front office did say part of the trade was a "player to be named later" 1.2892 0.06068 83 62 16 4
1915 He’s a streaky hitter. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1916 I think it's a great way to show support for trans parents! 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1917 Looks like budget cuts hit the mascot this year. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1918 We think he's trans. Parent. 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
1919 Where do we put him/her/they on the ethnicity survey? 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1920 He's easy to coach,but hard to look in the eye. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
1921 Non-binary. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1922 He got called up from Los Angeles 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1923 He's the only kind of designated hitter the National League would accept. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1924 I didn’t know the ghost runner could hit! 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
1925 Now I'm as sensitive to cancel culture as the next guy, but Ralphie takes it too far. 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
1926 I don't feel he gets the recognition he deserves. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1927 It wins games. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1928 He's a panic when the players shower after a game. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1929 Naked, he's got the stolen base record in the bag! 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
1930 Apparently, he’s on vacation.” 1.2879 0.06017 66 48 17 1
1931 Poor guy is drawing a blank again. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
1932 He's from the 3-D printer League. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
1933 No pitcher has seen a batter like this. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
1934 I don't think the virtual bat boy works. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
1935 They're taking all the humanity out of baseball. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1936 And he's a switch hitter! 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
1937 He really has his feet on the ground. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
1938 Lost a lot of weight over the winter. 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
1939 He always strikes out because the pitcher can see right though him. 1.2877 0.05680 73 53 19 1
1940 Not much of a hitter but when he drops his clothes no one’s better at stealing bases. 1.2877 0.05680 73 53 19 1
1941 True story - these goofy new-fangled rules now require ghost runners in extra innings. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1942 Never seen a kid like him. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
1943 He's on that new crash diet. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
1944 Nice enough fella…no substance. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1945 This is the only way a woman will ever play in the Majors 1.2875 0.05394 80 58 21 1
1946 he keeps the pitchers guessing, doesn't he? 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1947 Brad said he wasn’t fit, but I saw right through him! 1.2875 0.06702 80 63 11 6
1948 He told me he's Claude Rains grandson. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
1949 Pitch 'em where they ain't. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1950 I was surprised too when he turned out to be the "player to be named later." 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1951 He lost more than his head. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1952 Boy, these new Tesla uniforms just play themselves! 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1953 Yes.He’s still looking for his first hit. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1954 Who called up another Unicode character from the minors? 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
1955 The ghost of Baseball Present 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1956 The guys say he’s a riot in the showers. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1957 He's just an average hitter but he excels at stealing signs. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1958 Is team spirit literal now? 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1959 Technically, he doesn't count as an extra player on the field 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1960 Take me out, literally. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1961 Yeah, the locker room can get pretty awkward too. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1962 Do you think we should sneak him some steroids again? 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1963 And he's awfully hard to pitch to when he chews tobacco. 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
1964 Who knew the rapture would only affect shortstops? 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
1965 Kinda takes away the beanball, doesn’t it… 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1966 His last coach rated him very highly on the intangibles. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1967 Nobody steals bases like he does. 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
1968 Ya just gotta believe, Freddie 1.2857 0.05981 98 77 14 7
1969 We're still waiting on the personal pronouns. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
1970 I didn't know work from home was an option! 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1971 He's the best ghost rummer I've ever had. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1972 He’s our ghost second base runner for the extra innings games. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
1973 He’s a ghost of his former self. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1974 The guy's "eye" and swing are like he's not even there. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1975 Who ya gonna call. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1976 But he has heart. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1977 He’s ghosting the pitcher. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1978 He looks like an empty suit to me, but the analytics guys say he usually gets on base. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
1979 Turns out, he’s been on the team for years. 1.2857 0.07650 63 50 8 5
1980 The uniform gives him away. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
1981 He's required to wear a hat in the locker room. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
1982 Greg’s been working remotely lately 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1983 No wonder the crowd keeps yelling boo! 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1984 So this is our player-to-be-named-later, right coach? 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1985 As a player, he's got a lot of intangibles. 1.2857 0.07650 63 50 8 5
1986 He's our first designated NFT. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1987 I don’t really like the new guy. He isn’t all there sometimes. 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1988 He's really good at avoiding the press after games. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1989 Stealing a base should be a snap for Chuck. 1.2842 0.05325 95 72 18 4
1990 "Can't hit for beans but he nails the phantom double play" 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
1991 I don't know what it is, but something tells me his head isn't in the game today. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
1992 He's our secret weapon - they never see him coming. 1.2842 0.05532 95 74 16 5
1993 I know right! He signs his name ‘______’! 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1994 The owner says he's the new face of baseball. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1995 He does a loony laugh when he stands at the plate, too! 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1996 People said the designated hitter wouldn’t catch on either. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1997 You should see his version of the "hidden ball" trick. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1998 Give him a chance, what more can he lose? 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1999 He’s our designated ghost hitter. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
2000 The DH wasn’t enough? 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
2001 He might not look like much, but he's got a great eye. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2002 He just showed up when we were getting dressed. 1.2838 0.05616 74 54 19 1
2003 Should we lend a hand? Looks like his head is somewhere else. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2004 The ringers hit or miss. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2005 He’s got a beautiful swing. Or so he tells me. 1.2838 0.05616 74 54 19 1
2006 He's got something you can't quite put your finger on. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
2007 It gives new meaning to the hidden ball trick! 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2008 To be honest, I can't tell if he's enjoying himself. 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
2009 You know, this is one pinch hitter they never saw coming. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
2010 He hasn't stolen quite as many bases since they made him wear the uniform 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
2011 I think they put too much starch in the uniforms. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
2012 He’s an unnatural. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2013 I thought it was only the ‘sport’ of Baseball that was disappearing... 1.2836 0.05942 67 49 17 1
2014 This team has no spirit?! ... Wrong. 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
2015 He's the player to be designated later. 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
2016 The best pinch hitter in the league. They never see him coming. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2017 Needless to say, he was hard to read during contract negotiations 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
2018 Yah, but he's the best pitcher we've ever had. Nobody can see his windup! 1.2836 0.05942 67 49 17 1
2019 He’s so fast nobody sees him swing 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
2020 Sure, he's an empty suit, but he gets on base every time! 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
2021 Camo tattoos. 1.2833 0.06330 60 44 15 1
2022 Some people like this kid, but I'm not seeing it. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
2023 When did they start using the designated apparition ? 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
2024 Plays on the boys team too. 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
2025 The Invisible Man strikes out again. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
2026 I expect him to play well today. He's got his game face on. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2027 Let's hope he can drive in the runner we don't have on third base. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2028 They’ll never see what hit’em. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2029 On base he strips naked. He’s stolen home 46 times already. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2030 The kid’s really a competitor, he leaves it all on the field. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2031 He’ Rene Magritte’s great grandson. Show off! 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2032 The scouts never saw him but the metrics say he's undervalued. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2033 I hear other teams wonder what we see in him 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2034 One can never tell what he’s thinking out there 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2035 The new guy is slowly coming into form… 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2036 I know he vanishes at the end of the movie, but he's still a great hitter. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2037 Talks a good game, but he's full of hot air. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2038 Must be the new 4th baseman.” 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
2039 We're all impressed, but we had something else in mind when we were talking about 'team spirit.' 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2040 We used some voodoo science mixed with horse dewormer and presto magico, we draft the ghost of Babe Ruth. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2041 He hasn't been the same since he used his first wish 1.2824 0.05189 85 62 22 1
2042 that sunscreen is a tad harsh 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2043 I can't believe it...he came out of nowhere! 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2044 Now they say "LGBTQI". 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
2045 He ghosted us. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
2046 He's new, name is Casper. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
2047 They say the Uniform makes the man.... 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2048 It's the latest style in uniforms. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2049 Wait to see him steal a base. 1.2821 0.06294 78 59 14 4
2050 He's dialing in from the metaverse 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2051 He's an unrecognized talent 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2052 You think that's funny. When he takes a shower, he always leaves his cap on. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2053 You're new here. Make sure you give him a wide berth in the locker room. 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
2054 When the Mets have the best record in baseball, anything is possible. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2055 He’s a shadow of his old self. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2056 The key to being a successful coach? Always remind your players to keep their head in the game.” 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2057 Sure, he led the league in steals, but how do I get him to score? 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2058 He's feeling bad--he couldn't find his left glove. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2059 If he gets on base, the uniform is coming off until he steals home. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2060 It was a partial trade. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2061 So, we get him on 1st, he takes off his clothes, steals 2nd, 3rd and then home.... and voila, we win! 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
2062 He's batting under that new rule -- the Undesignated Hitter. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2063 The team's trying out a new uniform. 1.2817 0.07284 71 57 8 6
2064 I love a man in uniform. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2065 He's got a new sponsorship deal, SPF 5000 sunscreen. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
2066 So why the legs? 1.2816 0.05921 103 82 13 8
2067 Really creeps out the pitchers. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
2068 Yeah, he is our ghost runner for extra innings,but he always wanted to stand in front of the fans and swing a bat ! 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
2069 If only he didn't have to wear a uniform. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
2070 A different kind of 'no hitter'. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2071 He’s out on strike, but his uniform isn’t. 1.2812 0.05665 64 46 18 0
2072 He's a supernatural, I'm tellin' ya 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2073 Everyone missed him in the draft. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
2074 I thought steroids were supposed to make you bigger. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2075 This will be his first plate appearance. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2076 He’s clearly out of his league. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
2077 I think management took the ghost runner rule a bit too literal 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2078 I wonder what that guys secret is to such a clear complexion. 1.2809 0.06587 89 71 9 8
2079 And he complies with our disability inclusion policy too. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2080 Trust me—they’ll never see what hit ‘em. 1.2809 0.05051 89 65 23 1
2081 He seems to be just phoning it in. 1.2805 0.04992 82 59 23 0
2082 THE GUYS KEEP ON BUMPING INTO HIM IN THE SHOWER. 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
2083 You might want to check out that new brand of body wash in the showers! 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2084 He's just an empty suit. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2085 They signed him to be the tenth-inning ghost runner. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
2086 Now let's see them try to pitch a 'no hitter.' 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
2087 I’m telling you Bob,this guy got nothing left! 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2088 He's very shy. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
2089 It gets really weird after the game when we shower. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2090 He’s usually a solid player, but sometimes something seems to be missing. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2091 The team is taking the term “ghost runner” to a whole new level this season… 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2092 We got him in a trade with the Angels. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2093 He is ghosting his girl friend 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
2094 He's clearly our best player. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2095 That’s it! Jay shaved his beard 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
2096 He must have given 100 percent. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2097 His batting average is great but I can never read his signals. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2098 We sign him for 30 million, then they make him put on a uniform. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2099 I'm pretty concerned about him. He just hasn't been able to get it together recently. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2100 Scares the heck out of the pitchers! 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2101 No race, no religion, no opinions, no dysmorphia triggers - it's the perfect mascot! 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
2102 The invisible Batman 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2103 He's no slugger, but he confuses the heck out of the pitcher. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2104 If he makes it to 1st base, he plans to strip naked and see if he can't score. 1.2797 0.05231 118 92 19 7
2105 He's got a bold strategy for base stealing. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2106 I just wish his salary was as invisible as he is. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2107 He never gets hit by a pitch. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2108 Since the 1919 scandal he's been haunting this field, so we got him cheap. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
2109 He's a good kid, but --I can't quite put my finger on it--something's missing. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2110 We couldn’t find a replacement. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
2111 Which invisible player is he? 1.2794 0.05482 68 49 19 0
2112 I figured I'd sneak him into the lineup. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
2113 Say Larry, I’ll give ya five dollars to go ask him where those hotdogs go after he eats ‘em. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
2114 It's virtual baseball! 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
2115 Isn't this carrying 'player to be named later' a bit too far? 1.2791 0.04865 86 62 21 1
2116 Tonight we’ve got a no-hitter on deck, literally. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
2117 I wish we could send Griffin up to the plate without his uniform. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2118 Last night he was legless and now this. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2119 So he didn't chuck it into the Cracks of Doom after all. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2120 Wow! He's fast. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
2121 No, that’s Nobody 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2122 You'll see him when we play the American League 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2123 Yup you become invisible at a certain age. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2124 Where did they find this guy? 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
2125 The scouts called him a can’t-miss prospect. I don’t know how they found him? 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
2126 Boo. 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
2127 Can you see me now?" 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2128 The salary cap was exhausted. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2129 The other teams have adjusted, but a few umpires have run for the hills. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2130 I was skeptical at first, but it was only because I didn't know what I was looking at. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2131 She's from the virtual farm team 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2132 Wait'll you see him strip and steal bases. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
2133 They call him a no hitter. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2134 keep your eye on the bat 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
2135 Did you ever not see anything like that before? 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2136 I've heard of ghost runners,but this is taking things too far. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2137 Now that’s a switch hitter! 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2138 Wait til the Paperdoll Team bats! 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2139 Just brought him up. Reports are he's even harder to tag out than Javier Baez. 1.2778 0.05918 90 69 15 5
2140 It's the latest big income tax evasion strategy. 1.2778 0.05672 72 53 18 1
2141 He said he always felt invisible until he started playing baseball. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
2142 He’s really in the (meta) zone! 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2143 Hey coach, our player is invisibly upset with your last call! 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2144 DiMaggio said that Marilyn would fuck the life out of him,but god damn. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2145 Maybe a trip to the beach? I'm thinking some of our guys could use a suntan. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2146 Sliding into home plate can be comlicated. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2147 He’s all image and no substance. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2148 He's trying to save face. 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
2149 ... Just wait till you see him slide! 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
2150 No one on the bases has laid a finger on him. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
2151 Solid base runner. Tons of spirit! 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2152 Best deal I ever made. Gotbhim for nothing 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2153 That's called gender neutral. 1.2771 0.05231 83 61 21 1
2154 The ambiguous strike zone creates a strategic uncertainty. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2155 He ran home. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2156 And they say she's a switch-hitter too. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2157 I can’t see him making it in this league. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2158 He's the coach's nephew. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2159 This team is so bad, they are starting to imagine better teamates! 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
2160 That'll stop sign-stealing. 1.2769 0.07438 65 52 8 5
2161 His batting average is invisible too. 1.2769 0.06395 65 48 14 2
2162 He's our player to be named later in the johnson trade. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2163 Look mom, no hands...or head 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2164 That was quite the sneeze! 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2165 Pitching a no hitter. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2166 The umps can’t tell the difference 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2167 To think, they almost didn't let him play just because he was born The Invisible Woman. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
2168 Our designated hitter is ghastly! 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
2169 He never shows up to the big games. 1.2763 0.05164 76 55 21 0
2170 We're in the middle of a Claude Rains delay. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2171 I hear he's not shy in the showers." 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
2172 He'd be a great base stealer without the uniform. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
2173 He' a ghost of what he once was. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2174 His dad’s in the movies. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2175 He was just traded. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
2176 That is some good sunscreen! 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
2177 He'll never a git a hit. Pitchers see right through him. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2178 Who's on first, but No One's on deck" 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2179 What does your imaginary friend do? 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2180 Fred, I’m starting to see how right you are. Empty suits is all we got to work with; no wonder were in the cellar. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
2181 And he's never been caught stealing 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2182 I see hidden promise. 1.2755 0.04979 98 73 23 2
2183 He hits them where they ain't. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2184 Hey, the league demanded full transparency. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2185 You never see pitchers bat anymore. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2186 Once he gets on first base, he's a real threat to steal second. 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
2187 I told him that the uniform wasn't necessary but he insisted on being like everyone else. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2188 We're certainly not playing him in tomorrow's double header. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2189 Never let ‘em see you sweat 1.2754 0.07411 69 56 7 6
2190 I know he's not much to look at, but just till he swings that bat. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2191 He's the undesignated hitter. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2192 I have an idea. It would greatly reduce the size of the strike zone. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
2193 When he gets on base we have him take his cloths off, he leads the league in steals. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2194 Something’s just missing from this season’s lineup. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
2195 He only shows up half the time and then he is just three quarters there 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2196 He is our bitcoin player 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2197 He's from my Fantasy League. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2198 Hidden ball tricks are one thing: this is next level 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
2199 Opposing pitchers think they can see right through him. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2200 All we could afford was a fading star. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2201 He’s really out. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2202 Looks like we're being ghosted. 1.2747 0.06264 91 73 11 7
2203 Ghost man on third 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
2204 We still need to figure out which locker room they'll use! 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2205 If I was invisible I wouldn't play baseball" 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2206 If anyone can break their no-hitter, it’s our no hitter. 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
2207 We signed him sight unseen 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2208 I'd heard he was a bit of an airhead 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2209 "Wait til you see his curtain call." 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2210 Well, I was told we had to be more transparent in our hiring. 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
2211 Sure, it gets a little creepy in the shower but he's batting 307. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2212 No one can call ours a homogeneous team. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2213 Our new ghost runner. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
2214 He hits the invisible balls. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2215 It helps his performance anxiety 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2216 I just don't think he is all there today. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2217 He disappears in big games. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2218 He's got the record for most games played without a plate appearance. 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
2219 Maybe, but I don't think it's performance enhancing. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2220 I don't know skip, what if by the ninth inning he gets winded? 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
2221 They say he's quit steroids. 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
2222 This is Shoeless Joe's nephew, Joeless Shoes. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
2223 He was an extra from, Field of Dreams. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2224 Too bad he has to keep his uniform on to steal bases. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2225 They told me to scout the cornfield - and there he was! 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2226 I know, but he says that the helmet hides his bald spot. 1.2727 0.07337 66 53 8 5
2227 Removing Grady as third-base coach was clearly justified. Nobody could read any of his signs. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2228 You've never SEEN talent like this! 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2229 Man, they really won't see him coming. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2230 He/she/they/them/it are non-denominational, non-sexual, multi-colored, and obviously can be acceptable to all of our fans. 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
2231 Man! When the new Manager sends them down to the minors, he doesn't waste time, does he? 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2232 Why did he ghost us? 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2233 What am I, stupid? Of course he's in the lineup. His name is Claud. E. Rains. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2234 You know these days it's even hard to be a racist. Times are a changing❕ 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
2235 He’s the play to be named later. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2236 We were counting on his getting a hit but he came up empty. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2237 He fills that outfielder's shoes, but he has yet to show up 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2238 You may not see it now, but that girl is gonna kick butt one day. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2239 Kid's got a lotta starch. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
2240 We couldn't sign Batman. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2241 Can’t hit what you can’t see. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2242 Apparently, it’s the best way to steal a base. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
2243 His batting troubles seem to have disappeared. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2244 He's just trying to get attention... 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2245 Remember that Make a Wish Kid? Well...better late than never. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2246 It's the element of surprise, they'll never see him coming. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
2247 I could swear his agent said the kid was invincible. Not invisible. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
2248 He’s playing like he hasn’t turned up. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2249 Kind've over did it on the sunblock. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
2250 Get an eyefull of that gal standing next to him. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2251 I’ve never seen him strike out. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2252 He's the best base stealer we have. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2253 He always bats ninth because I never really know if he's going to show up. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2254 It can be a problem in the locker room 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2255 First time coaching in the spectral league? 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2256 I don't see color either. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2257 He's the latest in our inclusivity initiative. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2258 Nothing in the rule book says the ghost runner can't take an at-bat. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2259 He's Shoeless Joe Jackson's great-grandson, Skinless 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
2260 One heck of a match with no ethnic slur! 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2261 They say he's invisible to bad coaches. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2262 Let them try. The beanball never works on this kid. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
2263 Maybe one day he’ll show up. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2264 He phones it in. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2265 If we could convince him to ditch the uniform, he’d be the best base stealer in the league! 1.2714 0.05354 70 51 19 0
2266 Good to see the spirit of the game is alive and well! 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2267 I was surprised too, but he's a helluva slugger. No one saw that coming. 1.2714 0.05727 70 51 17 1
2268 Coach, we're behind 17-2, let's pencil him for right field. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2269 Joe's trade to the Mets is only partially completed." 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
2270 That ought to give the pitcher something to think about. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2271 Frankly, I feel he's ready for a front -office slot 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2272 In all of our years managing, we still have never seen him get a homer! 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2273 I don't like him, either. He's so full of air... 1.2714 0.05354 70 51 19 0
2274 He’s playing out of his skin these days. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2275 Never been beaned. 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
2276 He doesn't hit for power, but he's like a ghost on the base paths. 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
2277 The best part, is we can pay him next to nothin’ ! 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2278 On the Internet, no one knows he's a dog. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2279 Our reasons for drafting him were completely transparent. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2280 His hitting has improved, but he'll never be a complete player. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2281 We’ve now broken the Pronoun-Neutral Ceiling in organized baseball! 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2282 Alright, Invisible Man, the bases are loaded. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2283 They say this guy is the best ghost runner in Major League Baseball. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2284 I’m still adjusting to the new Invisible Hitter rule. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2285 He really sacrifices his body. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2286 You should see his sister. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2287 I've always felt torsos are overrated anyway. 1.2703 0.05543 74 55 18 1
2288 It’s called ghosting….. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2289 The kid has a great arm...I wish we could see it. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2290 They say he’s the John Cena of baseball. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2291 He would be a great player if he could just keep his head in the game. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2292 Yea, but his rookie card is priceless. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2293 He gets walked…a lot. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2294 Seriously, Coach, what do you see in him?" 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2295 We'll use him as our ghost runner in extra innings. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2296 A good players presence should be felt, not seen. 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
2297 I hear he sold his image and likeness rights to some new tech company. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2298 ...but ya gotta admit the kid's got a lotta spirit! 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
2299 I've been thinking about growing a mustache. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2300 The cleanest baseball player to ever play you say? I thought that was a myth! 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
2301 He's never done a post-game interview. Kinda disappears into the showers. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2302 He's a has-been. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
2303 He says it works better than sunscreen. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2304 He has the best hand-eye coordination on the team! 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2305 Don’t you think the umpire’s having a hard enough time seeing the strike zone? 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2306 Sure he's a little transparent, but it has its advantages too. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2307 A lot of potential there. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
2308 He did threaten to disappear if we didn't meet his contract demands. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2309 Do you think he'll yell if he is hit by a pitch? 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2310 I've heard of a ghost runner, but not a ghost batter 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2311 He's kind a lightweight 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2312 The invisible cream is 80% effective. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2313 And he pitched a no hitter without a ball! 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2314 I told you he tested negative! 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2315 Nope never seen him before. 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2316 I thought there was going to be angels in the outfield 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2317 I'm tellin' ya, Bob, microdosing really takes the edge off of innings 8 and 9. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2318 We still haven’t finalized his contract. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
2319 Now that’s transparency!! 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2320 He doesn’t seem to have a batting average either. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2321 I thought at first that they were just a 10th inning ghost runner, but I now understand that they are a switch hitter batting for the other team 1.2687 0.05456 67 49 18 0
2322 When the pressure is on, he disappears. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2323 No, Boo's on deck. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
2324 Everyone talks about how good he is. Apparently he’s untouchable. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2325 Nope, I'm just not seein' it 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2326 player to be determined later 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
2327 Why doesn’t he just take his clothes off? 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2328 He's a product in the making. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2329 He's just a ghost of the player he used to be. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2330 Apparently he bought Harry Potter's Cloak of Invisibility on eBay. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2331 Kid’s got all the tools for the big leagues; he’s just got to stop disappearing in key moments. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2332 When did Perez stop chewing tobacco? 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
2333 Player to be named even later. 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
2334 Can we use the same ointment on the balls? 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
2335 Looks like Joe’s overdoin’ the zinc oxide again. 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
2336 What a talent come out of nowhere. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
2337 If he can only get on, stealing second should be a piece of cake. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
2338 Fans can't heckle what they can't see. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
2339 He just doesn't look like a ballplayer to me. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
2340 He’s our indistinguishable hitter. 1.2679 0.05971 56 41 15 0
2341 I thought you said this guy would show up when we needed a hit. 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
2342 He can't hit a lick, but he's a wiz in the field at 'the old hidden ball trick.' 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
2343 Invisible Bert Merrywerth" isn't quite as catchy as "Shoeless Joe Jackson". 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
2344 The analytics say he's otherworldly. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2345 Yeah I know. It seems to happen to everyone we move to the bottom of the order. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2346 We just called him up from the Phantoms. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2347 He feels ignored! 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2348 Once they changed the DH rule it was only a matter of time before they changed the ghost runner rule. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2349 He’s never been seen as a good player. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2350 Scout ing report? Good bat. Good glove. Bit of an airhead. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2351 It's part of his new contract. He's only visible for road games. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2352 Astro's won't be able to catch these signals. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2353 You gotta a set of signs for this guy? 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2354 He can run, and boy, can he hide! 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2355 I just feel like his head isn’t in the game. Neither are his arms, neck, or torso. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2356 Get ready to watch those legs run. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2357 No one knows his strike zone. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2358 He doesn't put enough of himself into this game. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2359 It makes his strike zone look smaller 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2360 He's the best ghost runner in the game 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
2361 We thought he disappeared 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
2362 Not only is his head not in the game, his arms are at the concession 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
2363 I checked the rules - it still counts as a plate appearance. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2364 Boo's on first haha get it? 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2365 And then he hit me with the whole non-discrimination law thing. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
2366 When he gets to first base, he takes off his uniform 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2367 I'm betting he will be the ghost run! 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
2368 He's been a no-show all season! 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2369 I'm sure it'll hit him at some point. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2370 If he gets on, the vampire bats next. 1.2667 0.07835 60 49 6 5
2371 Never seen a batter like him. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2372 As lead off, if he gets on base, he undresses, and steals all the way home. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2373 Ironically, he’s here to plug a hole in the lineup. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2374 I always kind of felt that he wasn’t really all there. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
2375 His on base percentage is way the Hell above his batting average! 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
2376 This is just the kind of player you'll find at the Walter Ruttmann classic! 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
2377 Apparently he’s just been traded. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2378 I agree the legs give it away. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2379 You should see him when he takes a shower. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2380 He's really not into it. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2381 He's the first magician to make it into the major leagues. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2382 Angels in the OutField of Dreams 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2383 It's all part of the new diversity, equity, and inclusion program. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2384 Watch for when he strips on third. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2385 You know,I don't see race 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2386 10 years of therapy and he still feels invisible 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2387 Out of the Park 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2388 Fast fact; his baseball card actually features his twin brother. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2389 Owner couldn't wait to get 'player to be named later' in the line-up. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
2390 No batter…no batter …no batter! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2391 He may be bashful but he can hit it a mile. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2392 Wait until you see this guy! 1.2656 0.07468 64 52 7 5
2393 He does ad team spirit. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2394 I told you it was bad luck to mention a no-hitter. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2395 He might be a rookie, but they'll never see him coming 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2396 That's Bert Barfield. He died from a fastball to the temple, and he appears from time to time. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2397 It's not that he has no personality: there is just nothing there. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2398 Humor him,Marv. He also thinks they won 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
2399 It's Mr Nobody hoping for a chance at bat. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
2400 It's his free agent year. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2401 I said use moneyball, but they recruited with cryptocurrency. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
2402 We just don't see him in the starting lineup. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
2403 Ghost runner on 2nd..." 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
2404 Wait until you see him run! 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2405 You can really see the intangibles that he brings to the team. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2406 Gotta keep an eye on this one! 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2407 How should we announce the gender? 1.2651 0.06658 83 68 8 7
2408 He's 72 years old and has terrible cataracts, but it scares the hell out of them. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2409 Johnny's the one we're looking to recruit. This kid is a nobody. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2410 We wanted to take Inclusion and Diversity to a new level. 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
2411 Watch him steal second! 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2412 He's the player to be framed later. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2413 Damn,I don’t think Fred’s head is in the game! 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2414 It’s still a walk, even if he floats. 1.2647 0.06151 68 51 13 2
2415 Just wait, they won't know what hit them. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2416 The minute they become free agents, they’re gone 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2417 He looked better in spring training. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2418 Think of how much we'll save on printing his baseball card! 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2419 A proud day for baseball. We’ve finally broken the “visibility” barrier. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2420 Invisible’s on first 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2421 We wanted to bat him third, but the artist went on a coffee break. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2422 He’s the best slugger I’ve never seen. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2423 I think he’s a free agent. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2424 So I figure why not the invisible hitter in the 21st century, Larry. Why not think outside the box. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2425 He's not much to look at but he hit .351 last year! 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2426 Best thing is he doesn't have a big mouth. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2427 I tell you, the kid is magic. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
2428 He keeps the pitcher guessing. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2429 I know, but it's all about the metrics. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2430 Okay, maybe I did use too much starch on the uniforms. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2431 His transparency is so good for team morale. 1.2644 0.04755 87 64 23 0
2432 I think this “virtual “ reality stuff has gone too far. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2433 Topps love being able to charge for a blank card. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2434 I love how he clears the bases. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2435 I’ve never seen anyone like him. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2436 This should finally give our team some visibility. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2437 Honestly, he's not much without the uniform. 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
2438 He really fills in the gaps on our roster. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2439 They’re filming a sequel to the movie, “The Natural.” It’s called “The Supernatural.” 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2440 Sometimes there’s a man who, well, he’s the man for his time and place. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2441 He forgot his watch 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2442 I'm glad he quit. It was creepy to see his chaw. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2443 I know he doesn't look like much, but trust me, he's good. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2444 When you play performance over personality, it’s almost like you’re intentionally placing winning above ticket sales. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2445 'Time to send in our No-Hitter' 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
2446 It gets real fun when he starts chewing tobacco. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2447 He's been batting zero for some time now 1.2639 0.05231 72 53 19 0
2448 He really gave it his all. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2449 He is more impressive out of uniform. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2450 In Bobs case clothes do make the man. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2451 I really didn’t believe that he is an airhead! 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2452 Lotsa players have talent but Buddy is truly magical. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2453 He's not the greatest batter, but he's a whiz at stealing bases. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2454 He’s having that dream again where all his clothes come to work naked 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2455 He's a great base-stealer. He just needs to remember to put the cloths back on afterwards, 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2456 Bill's invisibility is less of a base-stealing threat now that they've made him wear a uniform. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2457 I always wondered what happens when you leave a blank on the lineup card. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2458 His weakness is fastballs 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2459 First it was zombie runners now they allow invisible pinch hitters. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2460 He was our best base stealer before the No Stripping rule." 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2461 All right! Only Burford got raptured! We still have a shot at the playoffs! 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2462 I guess the pitcher will have a no-hitter. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2463 The front office wants to keep the ‘player to be named later’ on the down low. 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2464 I warned the board that that suncream sponsorship offer should have it's claims of ' Unique Properties' investigated more . 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2465 Sure, he's got talent, but I still say there's something missing... 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2466 He is renegotiating his contract. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2467 This is why I love old-timers games! 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2468 Who is never found at first base. What he does when he gets to second base, I Don't Know, we usually signal him to keep going to third. Today, maybe even to home. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2469 Just wait until you see this guy. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
2470 By mid-season the kid will be a more complete ball player. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
2471 So this is shroom chew? 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
2472 Best of all, she always plays like she has skin in the game 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
2473 Once they made the DH Rule universal, the IH was only a matter of time. 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
2474 They won’t have a book on this kid 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2475 He plays great but has no personality! 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2476 The kid stayed on the bench for a long time, but he's finally getting noticed for his ability to go unnoticed. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2477 It's his way of taking an knee - he wants more transparency 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2478 His on base percentage would be higher, but he's never been hit by a pitch. 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
2479 Supply chain issues? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2480 He thinks it's a good way to avoid getting hit by a 106 mph fastball. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2481 ...anyway I asked him what the worst part about being invisible is and he said it was almost impossible to get an accurate measurement of your dong. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2482 I switched his sunscreen with invisibility paste 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
2483 Now that’s breaking the color barrier! 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2484 He’s all throw and no show. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2485 The GM says he's untouchable. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2486 Our analytics people say there's upside if he fills out. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2487 He's still working from home. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2488 We asked him to wear his cap in the shower. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2489 If it weren't for the uniform rule, he'd lead the league in steals. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2490 He’ll fill out as he gets older. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2491 He's an introvert. 1.2615 0.07363 65 53 7 5
2492 He's part of our new drive for transparency. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2493 You should see his wife! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2494 He's not the player he once was. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2495 Yeah. He claims to be transparent,but I can see right through him. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2496 That's our missing man. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2497 I heard the coaches went to hell and back to get this guy... 1.2614 0.04980 88 66 21 1
2498 This goes to show you that diversity has come a long long way in Baseball. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2499 His stats are out of sight and he’s light on payroll. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2500 We're trying out our new ghost runner... 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2501 The guys in the front office are suits; the guys on the field are uniforms. Just go with it Mel. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2502 What until you don’t see him pitch. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2503 Remember when we were kids and played with ghost runners? 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2504 The only thing more invisible is his batting average. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2505 Great batter, but he really struggles to profit from his image and likeness. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2506 He’s still adapting to our system 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2507 Ever since the sign stealing scandal, the team has promised greater transparency. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2508 Field of surrealism 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2509 Apparently it's a salary-cap loophole. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2510 He just moved up from the Hogwarts league and insists on wearing his "lucky invisibility cloak". 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2511 I keep his baseball card in the dugout in case I forget he’s on the team. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2512 Every at-bat, this kid gives it his all. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2513 It's against the rules but fans go wild when he strips and starts chewing tobacco. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2514 I told the owner we need the GOAT and she though I said ghost. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2515 'Yeah, maybe a line-up change. Whadda ya think? Should I pencil him in?' 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2516 If you think he is weird, you should try to see the guy who is pitching! 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2517 Ah, the way he's been playing, it won't matter! 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2518 He also has a great "fade" haircut. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2519 After sign stealing, he can hit, run, and undress. His only weakness is that he has to wear one of his gloves or one of his shoes to the end. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2520 He’s being traded. The “player to be named later.” 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2521 That is some serious sunscreen. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2522 And you thought the Astros cheating was bad 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2523 He should be here any minute. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2524 Elon Musk bought the team 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2525 He was our invisible pick! 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2526 He has all but disappeared from the plate lately. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2527 Every playoffs he disappears. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2528 I told him he probably didn't need the helmet, but he insisted on wearing it. 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2529 There's such a thing as *too* cleaned-up a batter. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2530 Shoeless Joe has nothing on Hank. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
2531 As long as you can see his shoes touch the base it's ok 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2532 Our new owner is cutting costs, but it looks like he doesn't grasp the gravity of the situation. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
2533 Proof that clothes make the man! 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2534 Isn’t 8,942 a little old for a batboy? 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2535 It's our new extra inning Ghost Runner 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2536 You should see his poker face. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2537 Airhead! 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2538 I realize that. But you ought to see his analytics. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2539 He can’t walk. 1.2596 0.05955 104 86 9 9
2540 He leads the league in stolen bases. 1.2596 0.04531 104 78 22 2
2541 He's not bad but he has trouble with change-ups. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2542 Now, that's the spirit! 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2543 It's fine! Babe Ruth was left handed! 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2544 We're prioritizing no-hitters 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2545 Bill Veeck would be impressed. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2546 And they say baseball is boring! 1.2593 0.05768 81 62 14 3
2547 Guess it's not true--the clothes don't quite make the man. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2548 He harder to hit 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2549 As part of the trade,we got this player to be named later. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2550 Not enough endorsements in the afterlife. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2551 He doesn't have much to say either. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2552 Are you sure this guy can fool the pitcher about being left-handed? 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
2553 Hey Batter! Hey Batter! ...where's the Batter? 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2554 Designated Sphectre. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2555 He’s already at first base. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2556 I'm telling you, this guy will never be a standout player. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2557 I've given him 2 games to show his stuff. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2558 Doesn't the uniform negate the advantages of being invisible? 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2559 That IS his game face! 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
2560 he's like a ghost when it comes to base stealing 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2561 Yeah, he led the league in stolen bases . . . why do you ask? 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
2562 They’ve taken “game face” to the next level. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
2563 HE'S JUST SKINNY, THAT'S ALL! 1.2586 0.07993 58 48 5 5
2564 Don’t worry sonecdsy your face will be on a bobble head 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2565 His publicity rights are still under negotiation. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
2566 So I told him, don't look so nervous or he'll see right through you. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2567 He hasn't yet fulfilled his potential. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
2568 We need to get ahead this inning. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2569 I guess they DIDN’T come. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2570 Nobody will steal his signs! 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2571 This phenom's like no one I've ever seen! 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
2572 He's trying to lower his pitches per plate appearance stats." 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2573 The True Curse of the Bambino. 1.2581 0.07605 62 51 6 5
2574 That’s our player-to-be-named-later. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2575 He’s the spirit of this team. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
2576 He usually doesn't fully get involved unless it's real close. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
2577 Surprisingly he has a real good eye at the plate. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
2578 I met him Christmas past. Word is he has a future. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
2579 He's the player to be born later. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2580 Yeah, I don’t know what they see in that rookie either. 1.2581 0.04811 93 70 22 1
2581 See: when the pressure's on they disappear 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
2582 Yeah, here in the minors you usually don't see guys who can play like him. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
2583 Did you know his great grandfather was Claude Rains? 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
2584 I don't know what the fans see in him. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
2585 And we'll have Frankenstein at cleanup. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2586 Did you ever SEE this guy play? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2587 There isn't a pitcher in the league who can read him. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2588 I thought the owner was the only empty suit. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2589 We've taken the ghost runner to a whole new level! 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2590 Did he just say ‘Beam me up’? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2591 yeah man, you don’t even know he’s in the showers with you until he— well, i don’t want to spoil it for you 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2592 Those were the Days. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2593 First he threw his arm out. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2594 I get the sense the new uniforms have become more important than the players. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2595 He's a magician at the plate. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2596 They call him The Supernatural. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2597 He's a good hitter, tricky runner, but a bit of an airhead. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2598 I know he can't hit, but those soft hands make him great at short. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2599 He is a hometown hero! The fans wish they could see more of him. 1.2571 0.05262 70 52 18 0
2600 This is the dumbest Caption Contest yet! 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2601 He's been at the end of the bench for I don't know how long. Just never saw him until today. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2602 It's the politically correct player and it's headed to Cooperstown. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2603 He's got no arm and he's an airhead. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2604 His strike zone’s basically non-existent. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2605 Mickey’s better at base stealing when he runs naked. 1.2571 0.05262 70 52 18 0
2606 So he just has to get to first. Then he strips off his uniform and steals the rest of the bases. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2607 Bob's taking no chances. He's been hit by a ball several times. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2608 I got the idea from my daughter's Queen Elizabeth Platinum Jubilee paper doll cut-out book. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2609 So much for hiding him in Right Field… 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2610 We just signed him for a ten year contract. He leads the league in stolen faces. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2611 Did you forget your 3D glasses? 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2612 A real team player. Not one ounce of vanity. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2613 All glove, no body. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2614 Vanishing cream won't help. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
2615 Bet you didn't see that one coming. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2616 I told you he was fast. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2617 He's an advocate of organizational transparency. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2618 His swing has been just phantasmic this season. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2619 I got nothing for you. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2620 Total team player. He leaves his ego in the locker room. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
2621 Great detective too! 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2622 ZenBall 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2623 He just can't seem to get his head in the game. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2624 Yeah, he's great. Told me once he saves three hundred bucks on shampoo and haircuts a year! 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2625 He has luxurious hair. Don’t ask me how I know. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2626 We got a draft instead of a draft pick. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2627 He always has an out of body experience before he's up to bat 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
2628 A player that good is hard to find. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2629 But is he happy? 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2630 We brought him up from the Georgia Green Screens. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2631 Do you not see what I don't see? 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
2632 I'd ask him to bunt but I can't see him doing it. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
2633 He can also burst into flames. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
2634 He's phoning it in today 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2635 Jim's so fast that he's practically invisible on the BasePath. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2636 It's better than the hidden ball trick! 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2637 But for the jersey requirement, stealing would be a breeze. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2638 It was either him or Ray Milland 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2639 We’re losing, let’s hope he has something up his sleeve. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2640 He surprisingly has a good eye. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2641 Great starter but he fades in the late innings. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2642 He's only eighteen, plenty of room for development. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2643 What fast ball, never saw it. 1.2561 0.05435 82 67 11 4
2644 We picked him because we thought he had great team spirit. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2645 He needs to work on his tan. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2646 He bunts, then strips on the way to first, and gets a home run every time! 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
2647 They won’t even see him coming. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2648 It is what it is. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2649 He tends to disappear in the big moments. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2650 Yeah, being traded is the only lightning fast thing left in baseball. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
2651 When he gets to 3rd base, he strips and steals home. 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
2652 The only downside is he doesn't do too well with the hidden ball trick. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
2653 I hear Elon Musk bought him too. 1.2551 0.05858 98 80 11 7
2654 He was starred in Field of Dreams. 1.2547 0.05537 106 86 13 7
2655 Once on base, he sheds it all, and his record stealing second is perfect. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
2656 The upside is they can never steal his signs. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
2657 She hits a home run, you don't even see it! 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
2658 The rookie's still trying to find himself. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
2659 Nobody's on third 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2660 It's all about the brand, period. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
2661 So, when are we going to decide on our designated hitter? 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2662 Scout said he's got a great glove, a great bat, and solid legs. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2663 This new guy Claude Rains is a good hitter. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2664 He's our designated kidder. 1.2542 0.07488 59 48 7 4
2665 It's good to see an All Star that's not full of himself. 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
2666 He's a virtual player. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2667 The scouting report says there's more to him than meets the eye. 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
2668 Yeah, he may be good on his feet, but I don’t think he’s all there. 1.2540 0.05528 63 47 16 0
2669 Nobody’s showing up to fill his shoes. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2670 A base stealing Phenomenon? 1.2540 0.07494 63 52 6 5
2671 I guess he never heard back from HR. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2672 Clothes really do make the man... 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2673 We are going to trade him next year for Batman. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2674 The Great American Pastime is starting to look like the American Dream 1.2540 0.05528 63 47 16 0
2675 He is our secret weapon… the other team won’t see him coming until it’s too late. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2676 We got him in trade from the Angels. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2677 We keep him for extra innings! 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
2678 He can hit, but I don’t think his head is in the game. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2679 He trained the new pitchers. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2680 Don't worry, he always shows up under pressure. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
2681 And then the voice said, "If you dress him up, he will come." 1.2540 0.07494 63 52 6 5
2682 You won’t believe his arm when you see it. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2683 He said just in case he got traded to a Florida team he's ready... 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2684 Watch when he get's 0n base. He'll steal second base, and it's like they don't even see him. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2685 Looks like he finally sold off his likeness. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2686 The downside is he can never stare down the pitcher. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2687 He always disappears during the commercial breaks. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2688 I know it's weird. Last season he was a left-handed batter. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2689 Another steroid's gonna be added to that list of banned ones, just wait. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2690 Correction: he's the only invisible player on this team who is not also a nudist 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2691 I think the politically correct term is “imperceptibly-abled” 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2692 The new designated hitter—all bat, no bod. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2693 We ghosted him at the end of last season, but his team spirit remains. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2694 He put the uniform back on after stealing second last week." 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2695 This really is a great solution to the whole lockout thing. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2696 The best part is they'll never see what hit 'em. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2697 I don’t know what the manager sees in him. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2698 Pitchers hate him: his strike zone is basically invisible. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2699 We'll cover his salary on just the bobblehead. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2700 I like your mustache, Jerry. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
2701 He identifies as visible. And I respect that. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2702 This is Angel Hernandez's kid. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2703 He was canceled 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2704 He is having trouble fitting in with the team. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2705 Wait till he makes it to first, and then everyone starts asking... 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2706 They won’t know why hit ‘em 1.2535 0.05923 71 54 14 2
2707 I told you his ability was vanishing. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2708 And the best part is he's a switch hitter. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2709 He is really showing off that new mustache. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2710 Eh,I don’t see him getting a home run. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2711 The only player without tats. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2712 I just don’t see what everyone else see’s in him. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2713 Walks to first, ditches the duds and steals his way home. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2714 This guy is definitely going to lead the league in stolen bases. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2715 We may be in last place, but our attendance struggles are over. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2716 He’s got to get his head in the game. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2717 Well he can't really hit or catch well but he's great at stealing signs." 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2718 This is the guy Abbott and Costello were talking about. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
2719 Our diversity initiative. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2720 First it is was the robotic umpires, now we have the injury proof batter 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2721 until his contract is finalized, you see he really isn't here 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2722 It's answer to our diversity issues. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2723 He says that ever since the new DH came on the team he has felt invisible. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2724 He's really light on his feet! 1.2533 0.05056 75 56 19 0
2725 Where do you think he is, lockout or lockdown? 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2726 I still don't know what you see in him, but he's got to be better than last year's designated hitter." 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2727 They're transitioning. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2728 It's called the hidden ball player trick. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2729 So it turns out they make an SPF 120 sunscreen. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2730 Don't worry. The ball has eyes. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2731 I don’t see him getting to the Show. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2732 some people have invisible talent 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
2733 Damn, I forgot to pencil him in. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2734 I haven't seen a better player yet! 1.2533 0.05400 75 59 14 2
2735 Larry's lost weight! 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2736 Still working on the bobble-head. 1.2533 0.06323 75 59 11 4
2737 He’s a whiz at the hidden ball trick. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2738 The stare-down really freaks them out. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2739 You’ve heard of ghost guns, right? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2740 You built it, and they came! 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2741 Look, he passed the drug test." 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
2742 He might go missing when we want a big hit, but he can run like greased lightning when we need a home run 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2743 Good Grief. He's lost his head. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2744 We sure signed some nobodies to the team this year. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2745 The skipper wasn't kidding when he called on the Holy Spirit to bat. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2746 He can hit, run, field, and spy on the other team's game-planning. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2747 The first transparent sports star ever!!! 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2748 They say watching him play is an out-of-body experience. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2749 He's part of the invisible minority 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
2750 Rapture - not rupture. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2751 He gets more hits when he doesn’t wear his uniform. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2752 True, he can't hit for shit, but have you noticed how he unsettles pitchers? 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2753 Invisibility is his superpower, but it hasn’t helped him break 195. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2754 He has the most stolen bases in the league. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2755 When they yell "no batta,no batta," it gets to him. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2756 F? No, there's no F. 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
2757 Yeah, but these ones can’t be locked out. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2758 He's our secret weapon. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
2759 The sponsors are only interested in pushing their products 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2760 Yeah, I expect it will be a little weird in the showers. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2761 He can't hit, but boy can he run bases. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2762 Wait'll ya see this kid! 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2763 There is a plus, he doesn't chew or spit. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2764 You've heard of pitchers so fast you cant see the ball? We came up with this. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2765 Trust me, they won't know what hit 'em. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2766 He's got no head for the game, but he's always willing to lend a hand. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2767 No Sho time 1.2500 0.05690 68 51 15 1
2768 He's a helluva hitter but we don't know what to check in the diversity box. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2769 So...you finally gave Casper a chance...! 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2770 His stats are outta sight! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2771 Back in our time they told us to hit 'em where they ain't, but wow these kids nowadays . . . 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
2772 Th