Contest #800


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800

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Now they’ll never know who’s on first.”
  2. “How did they find this guy?
  3. “I don’t think you understand fantasy baseball.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-05-01T23:32:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-05-15T23:33:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-05-09T23:33:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued May 16, 2022
Number of captions 7960
Number of responses 760341
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 We're hoping to see more of him as the season goes on! 1.9094 0.01555 2495 876 968 650
1 It was even weirder when he was on the swim team. 1.8740 0.01558 2770 1127 865 778
2 He’s the kind of talent you rarely see. 1.8660 0.01556 2493 941 945 607
3 When we signed the contract with his agent, I thought he said, "invincible." 1.8420 0.01744 2101 863 707 531
4 You’re right. Without that uniform he’s nothing. 1.8313 0.01860 1784 726 633 425
5 Wait until you see the arm on this kid. 1.8296 0.01867 1737 699 635 403
6 How did they find this guy? 1.8286 0.01525 2683 1106 931 646
7 He's nothing without the uniform. 1.8186 0.01877 1753 729 613 411
8 He's got no skin in the game. 1.8093 0.01578 2507 1067 851 589
9 On the plus side, he's very hard for pitchers to read. 1.8071 0.01801 1778 717 687 374
10 He says his folks come to every game, but I haven’t seen ‘em yet. 1.7983 0.01566 2489 1061 869 559
11 We DID draft him sight unseen" 1.7925 0.01543 2472 1037 911 524
12 He's our best player, but he'll never be the face of the franchise. 1.7871 0.01878 1696 726 605 365
13 Players like him are a vanishing breed' 1.7859 0.01561 2396 1011 887 495
14 He doesn't have any skin in the game. 1.7746 0.01944 1593 699 554 340
15 I don’t know what the scouts saw in this kid. 1.7708 0.02130 1261 538 474 249
16 No one will know who’s on first. 1.7652 0.01764 1925 855 667 403
17 He tends to fade at the end of the season. 1.7633 0.03583 452 197 165 90
18 I still think it’s a bigger deal that she’s the first woman. 1.7617 0.01850 1855 862 573 420
19 Our scouts did a great job finding this guy 1.7581 0.02136 1228 528 469 231
20 Team owner values transparency above all else. 1.7554 0.01871 1652 729 598 325
21 They say he's got potential but I just don't see it. 1.7488 0.01831 1624 697 638 289
22 He's working remotely. 1.7485 0.02158 1312 607 428 277
23 He was a no-show at spring training, too. 1.7452 0.01748 1888 846 677 365
24 It can get awkward in the showers but he's a great hitter. 1.7282 0.01817 1718 784 617 317
25 They signed him, but didn't get his image rights. 1.7255 0.01898 1603 743 557 303
26 Abbott and Costello would've loved this. 1.7214 0.02448 1030 501 315 214
27 He may need more time to develop. 1.7207 0.01777 1987 978 586 423
28 Sometimes I just get the feeling Davis isn't all there. 1.7194 0.01867 1561 705 589 267
29 Really, I don't see what anyone sees in him either. 1.7191 0.01878 1559 709 579 271
30 Old players never die; they just fade away. 1.7162 0.01846 1674 782 585 307
31 It’s like he came out of nowhere. 1.7157 0.02359 1034 486 356 192
32 Frankly, I just don't see him playing baseball. 1.7128 0.01879 1581 733 569 279
33 You don't notice him until he puts on the uniform. 1.7065 0.01931 1465 678 539 248
34 He's great but some games he just doesn't show up. 1.7062 0.01837 1552 701 606 245
35 That tattoo remover did a heckuva job 1.7046 0.01968 1530 746 490 294
36 He can steal home like nobody you've never seen. 1.7009 0.02295 1070 509 372 189
37 Joke's on them--they think she's a guy! 1.7000 0.02016 1430 694 471 265
38 This game can take a lot out of you. 1.6971 0.02066 1261 588 467 206
39 This season he’s working from Home. 1.6899 0.02188 1219 603 391 225
40 He's broken the last color barrier in baseball. 1.6844 0.02404 1052 538 308 206
41 Can you believe he came out of nowhere? 1.6777 0.02347 1086 556 324 206
42 He doesn’t look like much but he sure can hit. 1.6732 0.02293 1022 496 364 162
43 You sure don't see talent like this everyday. 1.6727 0.02328 941 444 361 136
44 You don’t see hitters like him anymore. 1.6691 0.02609 816 406 274 136
45 He’s unlike any player I’ve ever seen 1.6637 0.02566 797 388 289 120
46 When he's not batting, we send him out naked to steal the other team's signs. 1.6603 0.02640 839 436 252 151
47 We're looking for someone who can fill in. 1.6595 0.02575 837 423 276 138
48 His pronouns are Who/ Where 1.6594 0.02678 913 507 210 196
49 You just don’t see players like him these days. 1.6571 0.02656 840 442 244 154
50 He used to be so solid. 1.6562 0.02720 832 448 222 162
51 Joe just sold his image rights. 1.6545 0.02751 770 403 230 137
52 Nobody has ever seen this guy play before! 1.6532 0.02671 770 391 255 124
53 I don't understand what everyone else sees in him. 1.6489 0.02737 732 374 241 117
54 Well they said he plays like no one they’ve ever seen. 1.6481 0.02859 719 382 206 128
55 We got him sight unseen. Apparently he's got the record for most steals. 1.6475 0.02733 678 333 251 94
56 This kids arm is outta sight! 1.6472 0.02718 703 350 251 102
57 They drafted him sight unseen. 1.6452 0.02731 744 385 238 121
58 No, I said let's make him invincible. 1.6441 0.02852 767 424 192 151
59 He has yet to make his first plate appearance. 1.6439 0.02705 688 339 255 94
60 There goes nothing. 1.6435 0.02973 690 377 182 131
61 It took us a while to find him. 1.6421 0.02805 718 377 221 120
62 That's the player to be named later. 1.6408 0.02946 682 368 191 123
63 I could have sworn his agent said "invincible". 1.6373 0.03033 692 391 161 139
64 He started strong but has been fading all season. 1.6365 0.02887 685 365 204 116
65 He was drafted sight unseen. 1.6361 0.02996 654 354 184 116
66 He left it all on the field. 1.6349 0.02988 619 325 195 99
67 It's the only way we could get her on the team. 1.6345 0.03117 643 361 156 126
68 Now they’ll never know who’s on first. 1.6319 0.03053 652 362 168 122
69 Once he gets on, he'll remove his clothes and steal all the bases. 1.6309 0.03008 596 311 194 91
70 I don't think you understand fantasy baseball. 1.6304 0.02965 644 345 192 107
71 And best of all, they’ll never see him coming! 1.6304 0.02972 598 309 201 88
72 Now that’s the kind of player you don’t see everyday.” 1.6304 0.02904 652 344 205 103
73 How did you find this guy? 1.6284 0.03006 592 309 194 89
74 No one saw this kid coming. 1.6277 0.03093 607 331 171 105
75 He's harder to tag when he slides head first. 1.6254 0.03121 558 295 177 86
76 They will never see him coming 1.6248 0.03047 573 300 188 85
77 Why can't you see what I see in this kid? 1.6237 0.03103 574 307 176 91
78 And they say the uniform doesn't make the man. 1.6222 0.02930 630 334 200 96
79 It's only a matter of time before the whole team wants to work virtually. 1.6192 0.03267 562 316 144 102
80 SPF 400 is going to be a game-changer 1.6166 0.03150 519 271 176 72
81 I thought you said the new guy was invincible. 1.6159 0.03207 565 314 154 97
82 He came to the team from the Angels." 1.6140 0.03239 513 275 161 77
83 He's the son of two trans parents 1.6138 0.03733 435 247 107 80
84 No, he is not invisible, just working remotely, like everybody else. 1.6137 0.03333 497 270 149 78
85 We still need to fill the position 1.6127 0.03091 550 292 179 79
86 He just came out of nowhere. 1.6118 0.03549 425 228 134 63
87 Decent hitter, but he’s got no arm. 1.6109 0.03184 532 287 165 80
88 Personally, I don't know what the scouts see in this guy. 1.6089 0.03217 496 262 166 68
89 No, seriously -- who's on first? 1.6079 0.03193 556 309 156 91
90 This is when they start chanting, "no batter, no batter. 1.6079 0.03263 482 255 161 66
91 I'm betting we're gonna see a no-hitter today 1.6071 0.03349 476 256 149 70
92 We brought him over from my fantasy league." 1.6071 0.03399 481 265 140 76
93 First time seeing a no-hitter? 1.6066 0.03344 516 292 135 87
94 I don’t know how our scouts found this guy! 1.6059 0.03248 510 277 157 76
95 The pitchers never see him coming. 1.6051 0.03120 509 266 178 65
96 Well it looks like he's out. 1.6047 0.03290 511 282 149 80
97 They really will have no idea who's on first. 1.6045 0.03331 536 307 134 95
98 Trust me, Joe, there's more to him than meets the eye. 1.6044 0.03539 455 255 125 75
99 ...And now you don't. 1.6028 0.03458 433 232 141 60
100 I don’t see him playing today. 1.6026 0.03300 463 245 157 61
101 Not sure which pronoun to use. 1.6017 0.03669 462 272 102 88
102 He just can't seem to find himself. 1.6009 0.03486 441 241 135 65
103 I don't see what you see in him. 1.6004 0.03314 488 267 149 72
104 It's kinda weird in the showers. 1.5965 0.03552 456 260 120 76
105 I thought all the empty suits were in the front office 1.5942 0.03501 451 253 128 70
106 Just wait till they find out his name is Who" 1.5931 0.03732 435 256 100 79
107 You know,he started his career as a ghost runner. 1.5927 0.03445 410 217 143 50
108 Management signed him sight unseen. 1.5921 0.03657 429 246 112 71
109 I’m telling you, he always disappears in the playoffs. 1.5916 0.03303 453 242 154 57
110 I don’t know what anyone sees in him. 1.5907 0.03561 430 241 124 65
111 He can hit, but he's nothing to look at. 1.5906 0.03763 403 231 106 66
112 We call him 'The Unnatural.' 1.5898 0.03485 412 222 137 53
113 We pay him in bitcoin. 1.5888 0.03695 394 220 116 58
114 He's working from home today 1.5885 0.03720 418 242 106 70
115 Where everyone else saw nothing, I saw potential. 1.5872 0.03621 407 227 121 59
116 If this works for Butch the whole team wants to go remote. 1.5867 0.03622 450 264 108 78
117 We got him from the Angels. 1.5865 0.03577 416 232 124 60
118 He seems a bit detached. 1.5861 0.03433 418 225 141 52
119 In the minors,he played naked and set the record for stolen bases. 1.5848 0.03411 460 258 135 67
120 It’s part of the league’s effort to be more transparent. 1.5848 0.03738 407 235 106 66
121 I just don't know what people see in this kid." 1.5846 0.03673 390 217 118 55
122 It's pretty obvious, Roger just doesn't have any skin in this game. 1.5839 0.03443 471 270 127 74
123 There is more to him than meets the eye! 1.5837 0.03613 418 237 118 63
124 ALL RIGHT!…… We now have a ghost of a chance of winning the game. 1.5829 0.03667 386 214 119 53
125 Now we’ll never know who is on first! 1.5825 0.03934 388 231 88 69
126 He was just called up from the Field of Dreams 1.5824 0.03380 443 243 142 58
127 Where have you been hiding this guy? 1.5820 0.03841 366 207 105 54
128 I don't know what everybody sees in this guy. 1.5815 0.03487 399 215 136 48
129 Who’s on third? 1.5809 0.03697 377 209 117 51
130 Who's on deck? No really, who's on deck 1.5799 0.05165 219 129 53 37
131 He starts to fade by the middle innings. 1.5795 0.03612 409 231 119 59
132 He's playing virtually. 1.5789 0.03803 361 202 109 49
133 I was just wondering what Yogi Berra would say." 1.5789 0.03682 399 227 113 59
134 The kid came out of nowhere. 1.5777 0.03615 386 215 120 51
135 Wait 'til you see him spit. 1.5771 0.03644 402 228 116 58
136 And to think a lot of people used to say they couldn't see him playing in the big leagues. 1.5769 0.03713 390 222 111 57
137 Coach says the new guy's got a great arm but I don't see it. 1.5767 0.03841 378 219 100 59
138 That’s the team spirit. 1.5765 0.05312 196 113 53 30
139 I can't see him getting on base. 1.5764 0.03597 399 223 122 54
140 We’re going for more transparency this season. 1.5756 0.03590 410 232 120 58
141 The most selfless player I've ever seen. 1.5753 0.03815 372 213 104 55
142 I'm still not sure what you see in this guy. 1.5750 0.03625 400 226 118 56
143 You never see him sweat. 1.5744 0.03562 383 209 128 46
144 Old ballplayers never die. They just fade away. 1.5744 0.03767 383 220 106 57
145 The worst part is when he's in the shower. 1.5743 0.03699 397 228 110 59
146 I just feel like he's not quite all here. 1.5741 0.03668 371 205 119 47
147 His head’s not in the game today. 1.5740 0.03734 385 220 109 56
148 I just can't see him in the major leagues. 1.5739 0.03509 399 219 131 49
149 He has yet to make an appearance at the plate. 1.5732 0.05801 157 89 46 22
150 He's not much to look at, but I'm telling you, he can really whack that ball. 1.5730 0.03584 363 195 128 40
151 He was the clear choice in the draft 1.5706 0.03904 347 198 100 49
152 Our team spirit is excellent this season. 1.5696 0.03785 381 221 103 57
153 He led the league in stolen bases until they made him wear a uniform. 1.5690 0.03940 355 207 94 54
154 The player's union contract insisted on complete transparency. 1.5689 0.04023 341 199 90 52
155 Watch out in the showers. 1.5686 0.03740 401 236 102 63
156 Scouts were right…kid's got no arm. 1.5683 0.03848 366 212 100 54
157 He was completely transparent during negotiations. 1.5680 0.03896 338 191 102 45
158 The kid's got great unseen potential. 1.5679 0.03728 361 202 113 46
159 Best ball player I never saw. 1.5676 0.03879 340 192 103 45
160 He just doesn't show up till the Playoffs. 1.5641 0.03831 351 200 104 47
161 He's never been caught looking. 1.5627 0.03880 327 183 104 40
162 He is the first player I ever hired sight unseen. 1.5623 0.04073 345 207 82 56
163 We just have to make sure he wears his jock strap in the shower. 1.5621 0.04023 322 185 93 44
164 Trust me, there's more to him than meets the eye! 1.5620 0.03822 347 197 105 45
165 He's one of our best players but nobody seems to notice him. 1.5614 0.03706 342 188 116 38
166 We scooped him up sight unseen. 1.5610 0.03799 328 181 110 37
167 The owners are a bunch of empty suits, too. 1.5607 0.04128 321 189 84 48
168 The other scouts completely missed him. 1.5603 0.03879 348 201 99 48
169 I don’t know what you see in this guy. 1.5595 0.03762 370 214 105 51
170 He hasn’t been hit by a pitch in 12 seasons. 1.5584 0.03855 351 203 100 48
171 Any idea what pronouns we're supposed to use? 1.5581 0.03901 353 207 95 51
172 Psst…Don’t say anything bad about this kid. His father’s standing next to you. 1.5580 0.03885 362 214 94 54
173 Thanks for the effort, but I actually said that I want us to be invincible this season. 1.5574 0.03928 357 212 91 54
174 His batting average is nothing to look at either! 1.5559 0.03883 313 174 104 35
175 If this guy gets to first, Abbot and Costello are gonna roll in their graves. 1.5556 0.04019 315 181 93 41
176 I’ll be damned — a no-hitter. 1.5552 0.03851 344 198 101 45
177 If it wasn't for the uniform requirement, he'd have the record for most stolen bases. 1.5549 0.03850 364 215 96 53
178 We don't seem to be able to fill that position. 1.5549 0.03946 328 189 96 43
179 He just needs to find himself! 1.5538 0.04022 325 190 90 45
180 He got a new sponsorship with Nike Air. 1.5538 0.04060 316 184 89 43
181 I see they sent up another nobody from the minors. 1.5533 0.04072 291 164 93 34
182 I just can’t understand what you see in him. 1.5533 0.03647 338 185 119 34
183 I like that they brought back the ghost runner. 1.5523 0.03672 344 191 116 37
184 They have no idea what this guy is made of. 1.5518 0.04157 299 174 85 40
185 Transparency in sports has gone too far. 1.5508 0.03951 325 188 95 42
186 Same old story - he always disappears in October. 1.5507 0.03725 365 211 107 47
187 I’m telling ya, nobody saw this guy coming 1.5506 0.04111 316 187 84 45
188 No batter. No batter. Am I right? 1.5505 0.03933 327 189 96 42
189 Every time there's an inside pitch he yells, 'OW!" Works like a charm. 1.5502 0.04190 269 151 88 30
190 No really, who’s on first? 1.5492 0.04389 295 180 68 47
191 Our scouts never saw him coming 1.5491 0.03870 326 186 101 39
192 Our secret weapon. They'll never see him coming! 1.5475 0.03860 316 178 103 35
193 He’s got all the intangibles. 1.5474 0.04285 285 168 78 39
194 He just hasn’t shown up this season. 1.5455 0.03813 330 188 104 38
195 Actually, no one really knows who’s on first. 1.5444 0.04649 270 168 57 45
196 The Commissioner ruled that he must wear a uniform, arbitrarily and maliciously interrupting his streak of 1100 stolen bases. 1.5436 0.04408 298 185 64 49
197 He was nothin' before he started wearing that uniform. 1.5435 0.04109 333 204 77 52
198 I don't know what the scouts saw in him. 1.5429 0.04315 280 166 76 38
199 Every year it's the same. He disappears in the playoffs. 1.5425 0.04166 306 183 80 43
200 Upside is, ump can't see his strike zone. 1.5417 0.03977 312 181 93 38
201 Trust me, John, no one will see our boy coming. 1.5414 0.04009 314 184 90 40
202 His baseball card looks just like him. 1.5410 0.04271 268 155 81 32
203 Total airhead. 1.5401 0.04202 274 158 84 32
204 Wait 'til you see this guy's arm 1.5399 0.04145 313 189 79 45
205 He’s our top player, but I keep having to remind the rest of the team to watch out for a floating bar of soap in the locker room showers. 1.5394 0.04341 317 201 61 55
206 Oh, is he? I didn't realize. I don't see skin color. 1.5393 0.04376 280 169 71 40
207 He's the best ballplayer I've never seen. 1.5392 0.03836 319 182 102 35
208 You wouldn't recognize him without his uniform. 1.5387 0.04201 310 189 75 46
209 Apparently, it is SPF 3000. 1.5385 0.04180 312 190 76 46
210 He stole so many bases before they forced him to wear clothes. 1.5376 0.04239 279 164 80 35
211 He can't hit, he can't field, he can't run -- but attendance has gone through the roof. 1.5374 0.04188 294 175 80 39
212 Once he signed that big contract, it's like he disappeared. 1.5370 0.04443 257 152 72 33
213 We got him in a trade. He's the 'player to be named later'. 1.5364 0.04104 302 179 84 39
214 The scouts tell me they've never seen a player like him. 1.5364 0.04023 302 176 90 36
215 That fast ball knocked more than his socks off. 1.5360 0.04095 278 159 89 30
216 Guys like him are a vanishing breed. 1.5359 0.04063 306 181 86 39
217 Let’s face it, that potential we saw in spring training just hasn’t materialized. 1.5357 0.04258 280 166 78 36
218 We make him wear his hat in the showers. 1.5352 0.04032 327 198 83 46
219 He's a great player, but he's not all there 1.5347 0.04110 288 168 86 34
220 Now there’s something you don’t see every day! 1.5347 0.04174 303 183 78 42
221 We traded a relief pitcher for a player to be seen later. 1.5342 0.03985 322 192 88 42
222 We finally took skin color completely out of the game. 1.5341 0.04419 279 171 67 41
223 He’s not much to look at, but he he’s got spirit 1.5341 0.04209 279 164 81 34
224 Yeah, tattoo removal works. 1.5331 0.04415 272 165 69 38
225 He was hard to find. 1.5326 0.04396 276 168 69 39
226 I heard they signed this guy sight unseen. 1.5326 0.04493 261 158 67 36
227 This guy's got an arm like you've never seen. 1.5321 0.04348 280 170 71 39
228 He's a good player, but his baseball card is a tough sell. 1.5320 0.04318 297 184 68 45
229 He really came out of nowhere this season. 1.5318 0.04187 267 154 84 29
230 Since they made him wear the uniform his stolen bases have dropped dramatically. 1.5311 0.04403 273 166 69 38
231 He's got potential but it is hard to see... 1.5307 0.04202 277 163 81 33
232 It’s an interesting tactic, but I think their pitcher will see right through him. 1.5304 0.04545 247 148 67 32
233 He's not much to look at, but he's a heckuva good baseball player! 1.5303 0.04995 198 117 57 24
234 I know. It's a great trick. Spooks the hell out of the pitchers. 1.5299 0.04383 251 147 75 29
235 He works remote now. 1.5294 0.04385 272 165 70 37
236 He doesn’t show up for practice either. 1.5290 0.04176 259 148 85 26
237 Good hitter. Good fielder. No arm. 1.5285 0.04402 263 158 71 34
238 After last week’s game he said he just wanted to disappear 1.5284 0.03992 282 161 93 28
239 All I know is, the drug test said he was clear. 1.5281 0.04287 267 158 77 32
240 The guy is just not all there these days. 1.5280 0.04209 250 142 84 24
241 This is his seventh game but he's yet to make an appearance. 1.5279 0.04296 269 160 76 33
242 He’s working remotely today. 1.5269 0.04605 260 162 59 39
243 He was the best player in his fantasy league. 1.5267 0.04603 243 147 64 32
244 Trust me, nobody in the minors has seen this kid coming...I mean, No-BODY. 1.5263 0.04436 247 146 72 29
245 I didn't see this one coming. 1.5257 0.04164 272 159 83 30
246 Do you get the feeling he's not all there? 1.5255 0.04206 274 162 80 32
247 I always wondered what “ A Player to be named Later” actually looked like. 1.5255 0.04473 255 154 68 33
248 Remember when steroids were controversial? 1.5254 0.04040 295 174 87 34
249 He started to fade after the All-Star break. 1.5253 0.04412 257 154 71 32
250 That's the team spirit I've been talking about! 1.5221 0.04686 272 177 48 47
251 Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio 1.5216 0.04676 255 161 55 39
252 Gives a whole new meaning to Who's on first! 1.5212 0.04707 236 145 59 32
253 No i said invincible, we have to make our boys invincible! 1.5211 0.04216 284 172 76 36
254 He’s the perfect Ghost Runner. 1.5208 0.04074 265 152 88 25
255 So what. The Mets disappear every September." 1.5208 0.04507 265 165 62 38
256 It was the only way we could get her on the roster. 1.5202 0.04640 248 154 59 35
257 Team spirit. 1.5200 0.04715 250 158 54 38
258 The hard part is watching him chew tobacco. 1.5200 0.04577 250 154 62 34
259 Somehow all the other scouts missed him 1.5194 0.04332 258 154 74 30
260 If only his parents could see him now. 1.5187 0.04374 268 164 69 35
261 Doc cleared him to play but I worry he's not back 100% yet. 1.5184 0.04427 245 146 71 28
262 Sometimes I think he’s just not all there. 1.5182 0.04548 247 151 64 32
263 He never really shows up until the playoffs. 1.5181 0.04429 276 173 63 40
264 Frankly, I don't see much in him. 1.5181 0.04057 276 161 87 28
265 Capaldi died in the offseason, but he still had three years left in his contract. 1.5179 0.04262 280 171 73 36
266 I thought you told me he was “invincible.” 1.5178 0.04395 253 152 71 30
267 I have no idea what the scouts saw in this guy. 1.5172 0.06041 145 90 35 20
268 I guess Who is on first, What is on second, I Don't Know is on third, and Nobody is on deck. 1.5172 0.04561 261 164 59 38
269 A player yet to be named. 1.5167 0.04417 240 142 72 26
270 Talk about a prospect who nobody saw coming. 1.5161 0.04313 248 146 76 26
271 We traded for a player to appear later! 1.5161 0.04534 248 152 64 32
272 All I’m saying is there’s nothing that explicitly states that you have to keep the uniform on, once you reach base. 1.5156 0.04663 256 163 54 39
273 Watch when he leaves his uniform on third and steals home. 1.5149 0.04375 268 165 68 35
274 I thought we could use a little team spirit. 1.5143 0.04503 245 149 66 30
275 When he gets on base, he takes off his uniform. 1.5143 0.04756 245 156 52 37
276 The other scouts didn't see anything. 1.5141 0.04263 249 146 78 25
277 ...and, get this, he's never been hit by a pitch. 1.5127 0.04350 236 138 75 23
278 He's broken the color barrier. 1.5123 0.04206 285 175 74 36
279 Like I told you, he literally came out of nowhere. 1.5119 0.04550 252 157 61 34
280 Where's Who? 1.5119 0.04445 252 154 67 31
281 I've heard of this guy but never seen him 1.5117 0.04640 213 126 65 22
282 At least he's not Shoeless 1.5110 0.04263 272 166 73 33
283 He is the player to be named later 1.5108 0.04747 231 144 56 31
284 We’d have a real advantage if uniforms weren’t required. 1.5106 0.04685 235 146 58 31
285 I don’t know what we ever saw in this guy. 1.5100 0.04386 251 152 70 29
286 You don't see a player like this everyday. 1.5100 0.04201 251 147 80 24
287 Management gave us a blank check to sign this guy 1.5097 0.04167 257 151 81 25
288 Let 'em try to steal THOSE signs! 1.5097 0.04345 257 156 71 30
289 They call me a visionary for seeing something in him. 1.5095 0.04282 210 117 79 14
290 New kid. Casper I think 1.5094 0.04936 212 132 52 28
291 We've moving toward full transparency. 1.5093 0.04732 216 131 60 25
292 I'm afraid what you see is what you get. 1.5092 0.04220 273 166 75 32
293 let them try to find the strike zone on this guy! 1.5090 0.04852 222 139 53 30
294 It's no problem in the field. In the locker room it's another story. 1.5081 0.04563 246 153 61 32
295 This guy is the most selfless player I've ever coached. 1.5069 0.04578 217 129 66 22
296 The scouts say his hidden talent is clear. 1.5068 0.04455 219 128 71 20
297 I told you the minor league club we pulled him from was a ghost town. 1.5067 0.04415 225 132 72 21
298 He just came when we built it 1.5064 0.04597 233 143 62 28
299 Let's see how that pitcher handles a batter he's never seen. 1.5064 0.04391 233 138 72 23
300 He needs to have skin in the game. 1.5064 0.04528 235 143 65 27
301 I dunno, Skip, he's looking a little spooked out there. 1.5062 0.04366 241 144 72 25
302 He always hits well all season, then disappears in the playoffs! 1.5046 0.04998 216 138 47 31
303 He’s a once-in-a-lifetime player whom no one saw coming! 1.5042 0.04419 240 145 69 26
304 He's the first player to get a hit with no appearances at the plate. 1.5041 0.04431 242 147 68 27
305 I just don't understand what people see in him 1.5039 0.04428 256 159 65 32
306 Don't be fooled by his lack of physical presence. 1.5025 0.04878 199 121 56 22
307 Think how great he'd be if he didn't have to wear a uniform! 1.5024 0.04837 207 127 56 24
308 He's kind of a nobody. 1.5023 0.04594 219 132 64 23
309 That explains why he didn't appear on the roster. 1.5023 0.04426 221 130 71 20
310 The new sunscreen is supposed to be 100% effective. 1.5022 0.04761 225 141 55 29
311 He's the only player in league history with more hits than plate appearances. 1.5022 0.04586 231 142 62 25
312 Stop pulling my leg. Honestly, who's on first? 1.5021 0.04460 237 144 67 26
313 On the upside, pitchers find him very hard to read. 1.5020 0.04275 245 146 75 24
314 He was on fire in the minors, now it appears he's fading away. 1.5000 0.03959 232 129 90 13
315 Alot of batters only wear one batting glove, why do you think that's so unusual?" 1.5000 0.04826 196 118 58 20
316 The fans love his transparency. 1.5000 0.04713 220 136 58 26
317 That's our team spirit 1.5000 0.04827 226 144 51 31
318 They ain't seen nothing yet! 1.5000 0.04333 258 159 69 30
319 We picked him up from the fantasy league 1.5000 0.04786 226 143 53 30
320 It takes awhile for a good hitter to find themselves. 1.5000 0.04267 236 139 76 21
321 It’s only until his Twitter suspension ends. 1.5000 0.04724 222 138 57 27
322 Unfortunately, the pitchers can see right through him. 1.5000 0.04490 226 136 67 23
323 When the scout's report said, "He's the best player you've never seen," I thought it was a typo. 1.4979 0.04597 233 145 60 28
324 I gave him Schrödinger's bat. 1.4976 0.04933 207 130 51 26
325 Give him a chance, coach - he just lacks form. 1.4959 0.04507 242 151 62 29
326 He says without a new contract we won't be seeing him again. 1.4933 0.04591 225 139 61 25
327 I've never seen a player like this. 1.4932 0.04684 219 136 58 25
328 You just don’t see hitters like him anymore. 1.4930 0.04963 213 137 47 29
329 He always disappears in clutch situations... 1.4928 0.04505 209 124 67 18
330 He’s just not a complete player. 1.4913 0.04433 230 140 67 23
331 He never showed up for practice either. 1.4913 0.04723 230 147 53 30
332 If he didn't have to suit up, he'd drive pitchers crazy. 1.4912 0.04672 228 144 56 28
333 Don’t worry, he’s a very solid hitter. 1.4912 0.04401 226 136 69 21
334 His last team ghosted him 1.4908 0.04609 218 134 61 23
335 I never thought we'd see him in our uniform. 1.4908 0.04700 218 136 57 25
336 He signed away his image rights. 1.4908 0.04516 218 132 65 21
337 He's not much to look at, but his on-base percentage is out of sight. 1.4906 0.04460 212 126 68 18
338 Come to think of it, you never see him in the showers. 1.4906 0.04704 212 131 58 23
339 "Can he hit? That remains to be seen." 1.4905 0.04640 210 128 61 21
340 We took women being invisible in sports and ran with it. 1.4904 0.05190 208 138 38 32
341 He's not much to look at, but he's virtually the best player on the team. 1.4903 0.04902 206 130 51 25
342 Not showing up to practice is one thing… 1.4894 0.04799 188 113 58 17
343 At least he's wearing his uniform today. 1.4890 0.05153 182 114 47 21
344 Nothing gets past this guy. Through him? Maybe. 1.4889 0.04369 225 135 70 20
345 He always starts off strong at the beginning of the season,and then he fades. 1.4888 0.04665 223 140 57 26
346 This kid's got potential but no one sees it. 1.4884 0.04416 215 128 69 18
347 I love watching them try to tag him out. 1.4884 0.04839 215 137 51 27
348 He's all spirit. 1.4883 0.04640 213 131 60 22
349 He really left it all on the field. 1.4878 0.04822 205 128 54 23
350 I believe his name is Harvey. 1.4877 0.04704 203 124 59 20
351 I hear he’s headed to the Angels. 1.4877 0.04755 203 125 57 21
352 He used to get here late. Now he doesn't show up at all. 1.4873 0.04966 197 124 50 23
353 Another disappearing American institution 1.4872 0.04732 195 118 59 18
354 You'd be surprised by how many people want to take selfies with him. 1.4869 0.04803 191 116 57 18
355 We heard “going, going, gone” — and then he was. 1.4868 0.04954 189 117 52 20
356 He hasn't made much of an impression so far. 1.4863 0.05014 183 113 51 19
357 I still don't know how we found this guy 1.4853 0.04738 204 126 57 21
358 For some reason the scouts overlooked this kid. 1.4850 0.04701 200 122 59 19
359 It's in the shower room where the real trouble begins. 1.4846 0.04810 227 148 48 31
360 I’m telling you, the kids is an unnatural. 1.4844 0.04676 225 143 55 27
361 I laugh every time he spits his chaw. 1.4842 0.04821 190 116 56 18
362 It's all about the strike zone 1.4831 0.04990 178 109 52 17
363 I know, right!? First.Woman.In.The MLB! 1.4831 0.05590 178 119 32 27
364 He really spooks the pitcher. 1.4831 0.04835 207 131 52 24
365 I love how the other team keeps shouting, "No batter, no batter, no batter." 1.4831 0.04835 207 131 52 24
366 I don't wanna offend anyone, but I'm not sure which pronouns. 1.4828 0.05328 174 111 42 21
367 The GM drafted him because he thought the scouts said that he was invincible. 1.4826 0.05091 201 131 43 27
368 He really looks different in the high socks. 1.4817 0.04743 218 139 53 26
369 He's still in contract negotiations. 1.4805 0.04417 231 143 65 23
370 He came out of nowhere. 1.4804 0.04788 204 128 54 22
371 They tell me he's the player to be named later. 1.4789 0.05045 190 121 47 22
372 They say he's a dead ringer for Mickey Mantle, but I don't see it. 1.4783 0.04932 184 114 52 18
373 Our secret weapon - they'll never see it coming. 1.4776 0.04465 201 120 66 15
374 Oh him? He's the player to be named later. 1.4776 0.04891 201 128 50 23
375 You gotta have skin in the game 1.4774 0.05029 199 129 45 25
376 Oh boy, he was a real no-show today 1.4774 0.04927 199 127 49 23
377 I have to admit that for the longest time, I didn't see anything in him. 1.4773 0.04964 176 108 52 16
378 He's nearly impossible to read! 1.4772 0.04640 197 120 60 17
379 He hasn’t been seeing the ball lately, has no arm, but I tell ya, this kid has legs! 1.4766 0.04854 214 139 48 27
380 Coach, you have always been able to see things that I can’t , so let me ask you.., 1.4757 0.04549 206 126 62 18
381 Shoeless Joe got nothin’ on this guy. 1.4757 0.04702 206 129 56 21
382 I do sometimes wonder if his heart's really in it. 1.4756 0.04367 225 138 67 20
383 The book on him is good bat, no arm. 1.4752 0.04770 202 127 54 21
384 I thought you said “This guy’s invincible.” 1.4751 0.05112 181 115 46 20
385 I love how he never makes it about him. 1.4749 0.05093 179 113 47 19
386 This year's rookie is out of sight! 1.4747 0.04996 198 128 46 24
387 I gotta tell ya,I didn’t see this one coming. 1.4747 0.04667 217 138 55 24
388 You should see the arm on this kid. 1.4742 0.04685 213 135 55 23
389 He was the 'player to be named later' in the trade. 1.4740 0.05091 173 108 48 17
390 We got him for nothing. 1.4740 0.04895 192 121 51 20
391 They say he's awesome, but I just don't see it. 1.4729 0.04700 203 127 56 20
392 The Commissioner said we need more transparency 1.4728 0.05108 184 118 45 21
393 He's got an amazing swing and they never see it coming. 1.4718 0.04616 195 119 60 16
394 He takes off his uniform on third and casually steals home. 1.4713 0.05262 174 112 42 20
395 Now if we could convince him that he doesn't need a uniform, think of how many bases he could steal. 1.4712 0.04856 191 120 52 19
396 Some days he just doesn’t show up. 1.4709 0.05308 172 111 41 20
397 Everything's going virtual. 1.4709 0.05173 189 124 41 24
398 This kid is great! I don't know how all the other baseball scouts missed him. 1.4703 0.04768 202 128 53 21
399 He just hasn’t been showing up like he used to. 1.4700 0.04589 200 121 58 17
400 All he has to do is yell "Ouch" and he gets to first base! 1.4686 0.05047 175 110 48 17
401 We're hoping he regains last season's form. 1.4686 0.04848 175 109 51 15
402 Let's see them steal signs from that guy. 1.4683 0.04717 205 130 54 21
403 The front office believes in total transparency. 1.4682 0.04887 173 106 53 14
404 He used to play for the Angels... 1.4682 0.05284 173 112 41 20
405 That's our Desiccated Hitter. 1.4680 0.05001 203 134 43 26
406 His head's not in the game, but I admire his spirit. 1.4678 0.05265 171 110 42 19
407 They say he's the best, but I don't see it. 1.4673 0.04713 199 124 54 19
408 Keep 'em guessing. Right, Coach?" 1.4671 0.04863 167 101 54 12
409 He’s just like A Rod — he disappears when we need a hit. 1.4663 0.05294 178 117 39 22
410 If uniforms weren't required, he could steal every base. 1.4651 0.05241 172 111 42 19
411 You weren’t kidding—he really is a no-body. 1.4646 0.05145 198 133 38 27
412 He's just another empty suit 1.4645 0.05589 155 101 36 18
413 The League would really have a fit if they knew she was a girl. 1.4645 0.05513 155 100 38 17
414 This is his first night in the lineup but we think he’s been on the team for two weeks. 1.4643 0.04915 168 103 52 13
415 A lot of our players are working remotely now. 1.4632 0.05257 190 128 36 26
416 Tell the laundry less starch next week. 1.4630 0.05478 162 106 37 19
417 I told him to feel invincible. 1.4630 0.04964 162 99 51 12
418 I'm sorry, I just don't see him on our team. 1.4624 0.05282 173 113 40 20
419 It's a home run every time he makes contact. How do you prove you tagged him out? 1.4620 0.05130 171 109 45 17
420 Just give the kid time, Jake. He’ll pull himself back together. 1.4620 0.04927 184 117 49 18
421 Sometimes I think he's not all there." 1.4615 0.04890 195 126 48 21
422 The sportswriters said our team needed to be more transparent. 1.4615 0.05036 169 106 48 15
423 He’s the player to be named. 1.4611 0.04751 180 111 55 14
424 He's better than great...he's outta sight! 1.4611 0.05149 167 106 45 16
425 They say he pitches like no one you've ever seen. 1.4607 0.04909 191 123 48 20
426 He's supposedly the great grandson of that Casper guy." 1.4605 0.05592 152 98 36 17
427 Apparently, he’s been on the bench for years. 1.4599 0.04749 187 117 54 16
428 Pitchers hate him. He shows no fear. 1.4599 0.04985 187 121 46 20
429 The first openly transparent baseball player. 1.4596 0.05778 161 110 28 23
430 You don’t often see talent like this. 1.4596 0.04390 198 120 65 13
431 It's the same principle as driverless cars. 1.4593 0.05303 172 113 39 20
432 Great player, but not good at giving signs. 1.4593 0.04972 172 108 49 15
433 He hasn’t shown us anything all season. 1.4590 0.04884 183 116 50 17
434 It's spooky how good this guy is. 1.4590 0.04945 183 117 48 18
435 His batting average improved since he started working remotely. 1.4588 0.05172 194 131 37 26
436 He’s our best hitter but fans can’t ever put a face to the name. 1.4586 0.05151 157 98 46 13
437 Try stealing his signs. 1.4586 0.04922 181 115 49 17
438 You can never put on too much sunblock. 1.4586 0.05046 181 117 45 19
439 The other team never sees him coming. 1.4583 0.05462 168 112 35 21
440 Trust me. You've never seen anything like him. 1.4579 0.05202 190 128 37 25
441 What did the scouts see in him? 1.4578 0.05099 166 105 46 15
442 Before they started enforcing the uniform rules, his stolen base percentage was 100. 1.4576 0.05002 177 113 47 17
443 He could be great, but he’s just missing something. 1.4573 0.04600 199 125 57 17
444 Who's on first? 1.4571 0.05043 175 112 46 17
445 That should make the strike zone tricky! 1.4566 0.05279 173 113 39 20
446 He barely shows up to play anymore 1.4561 0.05194 171 111 42 18
447 We got him for a song because he was not noticed in college. 1.4560 0.04839 182 115 51 16
448 He has nothing left to lose. 1.4558 0.05565 147 95 37 14
449 Three million at signing and he's still developing. 1.4558 0.05308 147 92 43 12
450 He's quite the prankster in the locker room shower." 1.4554 0.04711 202 130 52 20
451 He did say something about workplace transparency. 1.4554 0.04551 202 127 58 17
452 He's got a lot of heart, though 1.4551 0.04858 167 103 52 12
453 Last season took a lot out of him. 1.4551 0.05352 167 110 38 19
454 Sometimes our offense just disappears. 1.4550 0.04887 189 122 48 19
455 They won't even know what hit them. 1.4545 0.04890 176 111 50 15
456 He used to be a solid player. 1.4545 0.04822 165 101 53 11
457 I told you he was just another empty suit. 1.4539 0.05430 152 97 39 15
458 This season, he's hoping to establish an identity. 1.4536 0.04942 183 118 47 18
459 Four hits so far today, but no plate appearances. 1.4530 0.04982 181 117 46 18
460 We have nothing to lose. 1.4530 0.05043 181 118 44 19
461 Our 3-D printer was low on resin. 1.4528 0.05622 159 106 32 20
462 Without the uniform, he's the best base stealer ever. 1.4525 0.05145 179 118 41 20
463 How did we overlook this guy in the draft? 1.4524 0.05327 168 111 38 19
464 Only subscribers to our online streaming see the complete game. 1.4524 0.05192 168 109 42 17
465 Without the uniform, he's really hard to pitch to. 1.4524 0.05327 168 111 38 19
466 Once he strips he’s an incredible base stealer. 1.4520 0.05126 177 116 42 19
467 Well, he did say he didn't really see himself as a baseball player. 1.4520 0.04869 177 112 50 15
468 Now the National League will want to try it. 1.4518 0.05374 166 110 37 19
469 It took me forever to find him in the locker room. 1.4509 0.05212 173 114 40 19
470 He's the greatest player I've never seen. 1.4503 0.04919 171 108 49 14
471 These days it doesn’t hurt to be a little more transparent 1.4503 0.04919 171 108 49 14
472 Looks like we got a no-hitter on our hands. 1.4503 0.05257 171 113 39 19
473 Looks like he's out. 1.4500 0.05305 160 104 40 16
474 They say he has no skin in the game 1.4497 0.04942 189 124 45 20
475 So how did our scouts find this guy? 1.4497 0.05434 169 114 34 21
476 He's the famous "player to be named later". 1.4497 0.05424 149 96 39 14
477 He's got great legs. 1.4490 0.05215 147 92 44 11
478 There was an escape clause in his contract. 1.4483 0.05377 174 118 34 22
479 Something to tell the grandkids. First woman in Major League Baseball. 1.4483 0.05439 174 119 32 23
480 When they called it a ghost runner for the extra innings they weren't kidding 1.4483 0.04926 174 111 48 15
481 Looks like another no hitter. 1.4481 0.05296 154 99 41 14
482 He's not half the player he was. 1.4481 0.05133 154 97 45 12
483 Nobody saw this guy coming. 1.4479 0.05160 163 105 43 15
484 Yeah, he’s the player to be named later. 1.4479 0.05011 163 103 47 13
485 And we thought he was just a nobody. 1.4474 0.05506 152 100 36 16
486 This guy just came outta nowhere. 1.4471 0.04937 170 108 48 14
487 He hasn’t gotten a hit in weeks — the pitchers can see right through him. 1.4469 0.05142 179 119 40 20
488 That's the player who'll be named later. 1.4462 0.04940 186 122 45 19
489 He'd steal bases easier if he was naked. 1.4462 0.04821 186 120 49 17
490 This one's gonna be a no-hitter. 1.4462 0.04828 195 128 47 20
491 I like when he spits. 1.4460 0.05969 139 94 28 17
492 Everyone says he's a huge presence in the clubhouse. 1.4459 0.05531 148 97 36 15
493 Once he gets on base, he’s a great ghost runner. 1.4459 0.05222 157 101 42 14
494 In my day, empty suits were reserved for management. 1.4459 0.05452 157 104 36 17
495 You just don't see players like that anymore. 1.4452 0.05586 146 96 35 15
496 The empty suits in corporate hired him. 1.4452 0.05586 146 96 35 15
497 He doesn’t look like much, but wait til you see him hit” 1.4452 0.05503 155 103 35 17
498 He was stealing too many bases, so they made him wear his uniform. 1.4451 0.05350 164 109 37 18
499 I sorta miss the steroid era... 1.4451 0.05419 164 110 35 19
500 That new sunscreen is amazing. 1.4451 0.05312 182 125 33 24
501 Wait to you see how he steals bases 1.4444 0.04700 171 106 54 11
502 What pronoun do we use? 1.4444 0.05642 144 95 34 15
503 And that’s what a no-hitter looks like. 1.4444 0.05823 135 89 32 14
504 My wife thinks he’s hot. I don’t know what she sees in him. 1.4432 0.05205 176 118 38 20
505 Wait, is he left handed?! 1.4432 0.05078 176 116 42 18
506 The only real downside is that Wheaties won’t put his picture on the box. 1.4432 0.05014 176 115 44 17
507 He assured me he'd put in an appearance 1.4430 0.05274 158 103 40 15
508 He’s part of a disappearing breed. 1.4422 0.05472 147 96 37 14
509 Let's see them find the strike zone. 1.4420 0.05332 181 125 32 24
510 His strike zone leaves a lot to the imagination. 1.4417 0.05082 163 105 44 14
511 He sold the rights to his likeness. 1.4416 0.05045 154 97 46 11
512 No, I'm serious — who is on first? 1.4414 0.05526 145 95 36 14
513 Best hitter I've never seen! 1.4414 0.05259 145 92 42 11
514 The new guy’s pretty good. Where you been hidin’ him? 1.4414 0.05259 145 92 42 11
515 Scouting report says he never appeared in the minors. 1.4413 0.04824 179 115 49 15
516 I’ve literally never seen anything like him 1.4407 0.04927 177 115 46 16
517 He's a difficult one to read. 1.4405 0.04902 168 107 48 13
518 The Ghost of the Bambino is the best I could do under the salary cap 1.4405 0.05253 168 112 38 18
519 I’ve suggested that he grow a beard. 1.4403 0.05323 159 105 38 16
520 Sure...it's probably not fair. But he's leading the league in steals! 1.4403 0.05323 159 105 38 16
521 I don’t know, I just don’t see him in the major leagues. 1.4403 0.05171 159 103 42 14
522 Did you notice that Ralph never gets hit by pitches anymore? 1.4403 0.05094 159 102 44 13
523 Mickey Mantle didn't look like much when he first appeared in the big leagues either. 1.4397 0.05455 141 91 38 12
524 His rise from the minor leagues was quite astonishing as no one saw him coming. 1.4395 0.05295 157 103 39 15
525 They say he’s hard to read 1.4392 0.05271 148 95 41 12
526 Puts a new spin on “no hitter.” 1.4392 0.05183 148 94 43 11
527 We got him for practically nothing 1.4390 0.05131 164 107 42 15
528 We tried it without the uniform, but he wasn't willing to lose the cup. 1.4390 0.05275 164 109 38 16
529 It's the old hidden-ballplayer trick. 1.4388 0.05604 139 91 35 13
530 This guy has no skin in this game 1.4386 0.05249 171 115 37 19
531 Do you think they’ll notice she’s a girl? 1.4383 0.05534 162 111 31 20
532 And the only rule was that he had to keep his uniform on. 1.4383 0.05026 162 104 45 13
533 He tends to fade away in the clutch 1.4379 0.05065 153 97 45 11
534 He's the only one we ever drafted sight unseen! 1.4379 0.05361 169 115 34 20
535 When he says, There's No I in Team, he really means it. 1.4375 0.04991 160 102 46 12
536 Don't you think we're taking this transparency thing too far? 1.4371 0.05408 167 114 33 20
537 He may not look like much, but boy can he hit! 1.4368 0.04850 174 112 48 14
538 You don't see batters like him everyday. 1.4367 0.05192 158 103 41 14
539 Yep, he's the player-to-be-named-later. 1.4367 0.05567 158 108 31 19
540 I just don’t see him hitting the ball! 1.4367 0.05345 158 105 37 16
541 He hasn't shown up for us at all this season. 1.4366 0.05238 142 90 42 10
542 I hope someone tries the old “who’s on first routine”…. 1.4364 0.05320 165 110 35 17
543 Who's this nobody? 1.4362 0.05244 149 96 41 12
544 That guy leaves it all on the field. 1.4361 0.05479 133 85 38 10
545 Who's up to bat. 1.4361 0.06071 133 91 26 16
546 Funniest thing, watching him in the shower with a bar of soap. 1.4356 0.05438 163 111 33 19
547 He shows up when he's really needed. 1.4353 0.05203 170 114 38 18
548 He’ll steal home, they’ll never see it coming 1.4351 0.05123 154 99 43 12
549 You may not see it, but he has a great arm. 1.4345 0.04897 168 108 47 13
550 He hasn't fully shown up all season. 1.4345 0.05344 145 94 39 12
551 His weakness is transparent. 1.4342 0.05336 152 100 38 14
552 When we give him the 'steal' signal, he takes it all off. 1.4342 0.05417 152 101 36 15
553 He shows up when it counts. 1.4342 0.05336 152 100 38 14
554 I don’t know about heart, but he puts his entire soul into the game. 1.4341 0.05595 129 83 36 10
555 I thought he was finally retiring when he said 'you won't see me in the lineup next year.' 1.4336 0.05575 143 95 34 14
556 I dunno - he just doesn't seem like he's all there. 1.4335 0.04936 173 113 45 15
557 Seriously, who’s on first? 1.4335 0.05070 173 115 40 16
558 By mid-season he’ll be a complete player! 1.4331 0.05213 157 103 40 14
559 He's good, but he has a tendency to go missing in big games. 1.4331 0.05054 157 101 44 12
560 He doesn't look like much, but he's a player to watch. 1.4331 0.05213 157 103 40 14
561 Trust me, it’s awkward to bump into him in the locker room. 1.4331 0.05443 157 106 34 17
562 With this guy, it's really all about the intangibles. 1.4324 0.05437 148 98 36 14
563 Look alive up there batter! 1.4323 0.05339 155 103 37 15
564 Coach's commitment to transparency has gotten out of hand! 1.4323 0.05644 155 107 29 19
565 Of course he has a nickname - Lefty. 1.4323 0.04845 155 97 49 9
566 He plays okay but he's not really all there. 1.4321 0.05021 162 105 44 13
567 When he drops the uniform, he's great at stealing bases. 1.4320 0.04875 169 109 47 13
568 It’s the ‘player to be named later’. 1.4317 0.05781 139 94 30 14
569 Trust me, they won't see this coming. 1.4314 0.05308 153 101 38 14
570 He really did leave it all on the field! 1.4312 0.04826 160 101 49 10
571 Our new hybrid policy lets players bat from home, instead of home plate. 1.4312 0.05720 160 113 25 22
572 Never thought we’d see him in the big leagues. 1.4308 0.05343 130 82 40 8
573 He sure can hit for a no-body. 1.4307 0.05462 137 89 37 11
574 They’ll never know who’s on first. 1.4307 0.05560 137 90 35 12
575 It's a good day for a no-hitter 1.4307 0.05262 137 87 41 9
576 He's the best player I haven't seen. 1.4306 0.05088 144 91 44 9
577 They say he's invincible. 1.4305 0.05190 151 98 41 12
578 There’s this je ne sai quoi about him. 1.4304 0.05029 158 102 44 12
579 Sometimes he'll wear his clothing backwards to mess with the opposing team. 1.4303 0.05029 165 108 43 14
580 Never thought I’d see transparency in baseball. 1.4303 0.05315 165 112 35 18
581 Yeah, he's our designated ghost runner but can he hit? 1.4297 0.05621 128 83 35 10
582 His number zero is a nice touch. 1.4296 0.05510 142 94 35 13
583 And to think he came from nothing.” 1.4286 0.05016 147 93 45 9
584 He looked better on his Rookie Card. 1.4286 0.05677 133 88 33 12
585 I remember my Dad talking about a guy named Shoeless Joe Jackson. Maybe this is his son, Armless and Headless Joey Jackson. 1.4286 0.05951 147 104 23 20
586 I think the designated hitter is disappearing from the game. 1.4286 0.05116 161 106 41 14
587 Still a little leery in the showers after the game. 1.4286 0.04892 168 109 46 13
588 I don’t see what everyone else sees in him. 1.4276 0.05411 152 102 35 15
589 We'll see if he shows up in the playoffs. 1.4269 0.04971 171 113 43 15
590 They think he will be a real superstar, but I still wonder if there really is any there, there? 1.4268 0.05285 157 105 37 15
591 His eye-hand coordination is out of sight! 1.4267 0.05211 150 98 40 12
592 His wife took everything in the divorce. 1.4266 0.06157 143 103 19 21
593 It only happens when the background is green. 1.4259 0.04939 162 105 45 12
594 No one ever sees him as the great player he is! 1.4254 0.05441 134 87 37 10
595 I know, he doesn't look like much. 1.4254 0.05543 134 88 35 11
596 Coach, this new guy is unreal. 1.4248 0.05138 153 100 41 12
597 This will be the ultimate "no hitter". 1.4248 0.05302 153 102 37 14
598 You should see his 'Hidden Ball' trick. 1.4240 0.05360 125 79 39 7
599 His strike zone is imperceptible. 1.4238 0.05184 151 99 40 12
600 ...and I Don't Know is on deck. 1.4238 0.05514 151 103 32 16
601 He's our decimated hitter. 1.4236 0.05625 144 98 31 15
602 Our cleanup hitter and just a wonderfully transparent guy. 1.4235 0.04989 170 113 42 15
603 Good player, but just doesn't show up for the big games. 1.4234 0.05151 137 87 42 8
604 First ghost runners, now ghost batters? 1.4234 0.05553 137 91 34 12
605 He’s never been hit by a pitch, and he’s leads the league for stolen bases. 1.4231 0.04901 156 100 46 10
606 In our latest trade, he's the player to be named later. 1.4231 0.05660 130 86 33 11
607 I can't see him as a big league player. But then I couldn't see him in AAA, AA, College, or High School either. Or boy scouts. Or cub scouts. Or choir practise. Or at last night at dinner. come to think of it. 1.4228 0.05402 149 100 35 14
608 I keep bumping into him in the shower 1.4226 0.05373 168 117 31 20
609 This is our answer to the hidden ball trick. 1.4225 0.05412 142 94 36 12
610 Can't hit worth a damn but they walk him every time. 1.4222 0.05306 135 87 39 9
611 The empty suits upstairs suggested him. 1.4222 0.05898 135 93 27 15
612 It's a shame nobody will see him play. 1.4221 0.05275 154 103 37 14
613 It’s his first big league appearance…well, sort of 1.4221 0.05194 154 102 39 13
614 Ever see him chew tobacco? 1.4218 0.05539 147 100 32 15
615 I don't care how many home runs he hits, he'll never get on a baseball card. 1.4211 0.05642 152 106 28 18
616 His agent forgot to remove the transparency clause. 1.4211 0.05568 133 88 34 11
617 Ghosting has finally gone too far. 1.4207 0.05148 145 94 41 10
618 Is it true that he's never been hit by a pitch? 1.4204 0.05042 157 103 42 12
619 Says you can't ever have too much sunscreen... 1.4204 0.05432 157 108 32 17
620 The problem is that his hand eye coordination is really bad. 1.4203 0.05424 138 91 36 11
621 He's like a New Yorker cartoon; nothing there. 1.4203 0.05801 138 95 28 15
622 Who’s on first. Nobody’s on deck. 1.4203 0.05521 138 92 34 12
623 this kid has unseen talents! 1.4202 0.06143 119 81 26 12
624 I heard he has trans parents 1.4196 0.05650 143 98 30 15
625 Definitely hard to tag out. 1.4196 0.05290 143 94 38 11
626 He's our player to be named later. 1.4194 0.05737 124 82 32 10
627 I still don’t get e-baseball! 1.4194 0.05737 124 82 32 10
628 We had a heck of a time trying to sign this guy. 1.4191 0.05955 136 95 25 16
629 Nobody sees him coming. 1.4191 0.05378 136 89 37 10
630 The best part is they dont see him coming 1.4186 0.05687 129 86 32 11
631 I said invincible__not invisible! 1.4186 0.05792 129 87 30 12
632 He'd be harder to tag if he lowered his socks. 1.4184 0.05341 141 93 37 11
633 He was a lot more effective before the league made him wear a uniform. 1.4184 0.05341 141 93 37 11
634 Hope he shows up today 1.4184 0.05148 141 91 41 9
635 His nickname is 'legs'. 1.4184 0.05435 141 94 35 12
636 Everyone says he's our best hitter, but I just can't see it. 1.4183 0.05296 153 103 36 14
637 We got a great deal. Everybody else thought he was a nothing. 1.4183 0.05214 153 102 38 13
638 The press loves him because he’s so transparent. 1.4179 0.05328 134 87 38 9
639 On paper, he's nothing, but man does this kid have spirit. 1.4178 0.05730 146 102 27 17
640 His contract had a typo in the appearance clause. 1.4178 0.05390 146 98 35 13
641 Clem, it’s a damned shame he won’t play naked.” 1.4173 0.05767 139 96 28 15
642 Top of the tenth, ghost runner on second, so why not? 1.4172 0.05345 151 102 35 14
643 The scouting reports say this guy's all legs. 1.4172 0.05262 151 101 37 13
644 He's still very much a work in progress. 1.4172 0.05004 151 98 43 10
645 I haven't seen him hit either. 1.4167 0.05796 132 90 29 13
646 I can’t wait to see what he chooses for his third wish. 1.4167 0.05443 144 97 34 13
647 He should enter the Zoom Meeting any minute now. 1.4167 0.05695 132 89 31 12
648 I know the caoch wants us to be more transparent but this is just too much 1.4161 0.05311 149 100 36 13
649 What I like is that he's never been called out on a video replay challenge. 1.4161 0.05479 149 102 32 15
650 After our mascot change, we thought he'd offend the fewest fans. 1.4161 0.05641 137 93 31 13
651 The way I look at it, the uniform is half full . 1.4160 0.05813 125 84 30 11
652 I still don't know what you see in that kid. 1.4160 0.05813 125 84 30 11
653 We'd stand a chance if he had some skin in the game. 1.4155 0.05405 142 95 35 12
654 His batting average is so high it's spooky 1.4154 0.05437 130 85 36 9
655 ...and then he runs the bases naked. 1.4150 0.05274 147 98 37 12
656 I can’t see him getting a hit, can you? 1.4146 0.05183 164 112 36 16
657 This is a tough hitter to face. 1.4146 0.05395 164 115 30 19
658 We finally solved the whole 'there's no diversity in baseball' thing! 1.4145 0.05065 152 100 41 11
659 Yeah, terrible fielder. But the guy leads the league in steals. 1.4143 0.05458 140 94 34 12
660 He really disappears in the postseason. 1.4141 0.05493 128 84 35 9
661 But he can run like the wind. 1.4140 0.05035 157 104 41 12
662 At least his heart is in the game. 1.4138 0.05413 145 98 34 13
663 He’s not much to look at, but he’s hitting .325. 1.4136 0.05079 162 109 39 14
664 I guess he ran home 1.4135 0.05661 133 90 31 12
665 Aside from that, and losing his sense of taste, no other side effects from having Covid. 1.4130 0.05884 138 97 25 16
666 He's got great intangibles. 1.4126 0.05375 143 96 35 12
667 His contract says he gets paid even if he doesn’t show up 1.4123 0.06330 114 79 23 12
668 We just retired Eddie, not his jersey. 1.4122 0.05404 131 86 36 9
669 Hard to see what he brings to the lineup. 1.4122 0.05067 148 97 41 10
670 That’ll keep them guessing! 1.4122 0.05332 148 100 35 13
671 I can't see what the coach sees in him. 1.4122 0.05067 148 97 41 10
672 Guess how he steals bases… 1.4118 0.05569 136 92 32 12
673 Who’s on first? No, really, who is that? 1.4110 0.05204 146 97 38 11
674 Good kid,but he tends to disappear at the biggest moments. 1.4109 0.05348 129 84 37 8
675 It messes with the strike zone. 1.4109 0.05348 129 84 37 8
676 I think we finally solved baseball's image problem. 1.4104 0.05104 134 86 41 7
677 He's a scream in the shower. 1.4104 0.05526 134 90 33 11
678 And you laughed when I said we made a bad trade for an empty suit. 1.4103 0.06088 117 80 26 11
679 He makes obscene gestures at the ump with impunity. 1.4103 0.05293 156 107 34 15
680 Guess who just got cancelled? 1.4101 0.05287 139 92 37 10
681 It’s SPF 205. 1.4101 0.05575 139 95 31 13
682 Brings a new meaning to the term "ghost runner". 1.4098 0.05791 122 82 30 10
683 You should see him in his face mask. 1.4098 0.05673 122 81 32 9
684 When he’s looking to steal second, nobody sees it coming. 1.4097 0.05160 144 95 39 10
685 Don't you think the new ghost runner rule adds a certain sense of mystery to the game? 1.4097 0.05253 144 96 37 11
686 I don’t know what coach sees in this guy. 1.4094 0.05847 127 87 28 12
687 They say he's the new Mike Trout, but I just can't see it. 1.4094 0.05629 127 85 32 10
688 That’s odd. He usually disappears during the playoffs, not in April. 1.4094 0.05847 127 87 28 12
689 He ghosted his old team in free agency. 1.4094 0.05304 149 101 35 13
690 In the locker room I forget he's even there. 1.4094 0.04857 149 96 45 8
691 This won't be his best appearance, but its about showing up isn't it? 1.4094 0.05472 149 103 31 15
692 The thing is, he seems to lose his head under pressure.. 1.4088 0.05439 137 92 34 11
693 Gender neutral. 1.4085 0.05208 142 94 38 10
694 This guy really disappears in the clutch. 1.4083 0.05613 120 79 33 8
695 No surprise. He didn’t show up for spring training either! 1.4082 0.05177 147 98 38 11
696 He's my first pick for baseball's Fantasy League. 1.4082 0.05609 147 103 28 16
697 I told you he'd be a no-show. 1.4082 0.04899 147 95 44 8
698 Finally, the designated hitter is gone! 1.4077 0.05427 130 86 35 9
699 Who’s on first. What’s on second. And No One’s up to bat. What could possibly go wrong? 1.4077 0.05536 130 87 33 10
700 Got a feeling, this will be a very transparent deal. 1.4074 0.05222 162 112 34 16
701 Desiccated hitter on deck. 1.4074 0.05493 135 91 33 11
702 his heads not in the game 1.4071 0.06112 113 77 26 10
703 He's no Jackie Robinson, but he is the first to break the no-color barrier in sports. 1.4067 0.05275 150 102 34 13
704 I’m drawing a blank on his stats. 1.4065 0.05981 123 85 26 12
705 Since his injury, he’s just a ghost of his former self…. 1.4065 0.05395 123 80 36 7
706 This kids problem is his left hand doesn’t know what his right hand is doing and he doesn’t have his head in the game 1.4065 0.06091 123 86 24 13
707 The brass said it was ok for women to play as long as they remained invisible. 1.4065 0.06091 123 86 24 13
708 They never know who’s up next. 1.4065 0.05234 155 106 35 14
709 Wait till he gets naked and steals home base. 1.4062 0.06018 128 90 24 14
710 Get him on third, disrobe, and steal home. Works every week. 1.4058 0.05407 138 93 34 11
711 You should see this guy! 1.4058 0.05504 138 94 32 12
712 Yes, but his heart is in the game. 1.4058 0.05208 138 91 38 9
713 I heard he is phenomenal. 1.4056 0.05366 143 97 34 12
714 I don't see him hitting a home run.... 1.4056 0.05274 143 96 36 11
715 Nope, he never retired. Just faded away. 1.4056 0.05366 143 97 34 12
716 He'll fill out as the season goes on. 1.4054 0.05335 111 70 37 4
717 This Potter kid is magic! 1.4054 0.06054 111 75 27 9
718 Wait… Who’s on deck? 1.4050 0.06383 121 87 19 15
719 Who cares? He's got the best stolen base record in the Majors! 1.4050 0.05452 121 79 35 7
720 I’m drawing a blank on his name. 1.4048 0.06087 126 89 23 14
721 You should have seen his face when we gave him that signing bonus! 1.4046 0.05914 131 92 25 14
722 Who's the rookie? I'm drawing a blank. 1.4044 0.05461 136 92 33 11
723 It’s not just the fans that are disappearing! 1.4043 0.05228 141 94 37 10
724 His strike zone is entirely theoretical. 1.4043 0.05031 141 92 41 8
725 Sorry, I’m not seeing it. 1.4043 0.05511 141 97 31 13
726 Him? He’s our ghost runner. 1.4032 0.05830 124 85 28 11
727 When we were kids, he was the uncontested champ at Hide and Seek. 1.4032 0.05830 124 85 28 11
728 I’m telling you. Team spirit is not the issue. 1.4032 0.05830 124 85 28 11
729 I just don't know what the scouts saw in him. 1.4032 0.06051 124 87 24 13
730 No one’s seen him hit. 1.4031 0.05668 129 87 30 11
731 And you can't even tell when he spits! 1.4031 0.05668 129 88 30 11
732 Gives a whole new meaning to the “no batter, no batter” taunt. 1.4031 0.05337 129 85 36 8
733 He reminds me of someone but I'm drawing a blank. 1.4023 0.04817 174 118 42 14
734 What you don't see is what you get. 1.4019 0.06486 107 75 21 11
735 Yeah he’s really hard to read. 1.4019 0.06621 107 76 19 12
736 It's like he has no skin in the game. 1.4017 0.05702 117 78 31 8
737 He was here just a minute ago. 1.4016 0.05896 122 84 27 11
738 Have you met our latest "Player to be Named Later"? 1.4016 0.05506 127 85 33 9
739 You didn't get the memo? That's our Team Spirit. 1.4016 0.05837 127 88 27 12
740 They say the kid’s a real supernatural 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
741 There's really not much to him 1.4015 0.05253 132 87 37 8
742 He's still working on his image. 1.4014 0.05570 142 99 29 14
743 It was so filthy it could walk around by itself. So, I handed it a bat.” 1.4012 0.05360 162 115 29 18
744 You should see his face when he strikes out" 1.4000 0.05065 135 88 40 7
745 Can he still be hit by a pitch? 1.4000 0.05396 145 100 32 13
746 That last inning took a lot out of him. 1.4000 0.05601 120 80 32 8
747 That's Joe-less Joe Jackson. 1.4000 0.06081 120 84 24 12
748 Honestly, it's more than just his head that's NOT in the game. 1.4000 0.05840 130 91 26 13
749 Well, you said to sign a nobody. 1.4000 0.06354 110 77 22 11
750 The best part is, he’s also our pitcher! 1.4000 0.05306 155 108 32 15
751 Do you see what I don't see? 1.4000 0.05633 115 76 32 7
752 This guy! It's like he's not even there most of the time. 1.4000 0.05205 125 81 38 6
753 If he doesn't show up soon, he's back down to the minors. 1.4000 0.05382 135 91 34 10
754 He says he gets more done from home. 1.4000 0.06041 130 93 22 15
755 You could say his head’s not in the game, but really it’s more than that. 1.3986 0.05398 138 94 33 11
756 What a find! Nobody saw him coming! 1.3986 0.05095 138 91 39 8
757 Sure beats the stuffed shirt we traded for him. 1.3985 0.05742 133 93 27 13
758 It's a shame he'll never make Sports Illustrated. 1.3984 0.05800 128 89 27 12
759 Some empty suit in the front office signed this guy. 1.3984 0.05970 123 86 25 12
760 Let them try to find the strike zone NOW. 1.3981 0.06437 108 76 21 11
761 I thought of having him wear only a cap...but I didn't want to freak-out the fans. 1.3972 0.05409 141 97 32 12
762 Let's hope no one finds about his naked twin out on the field. 1.3969 0.05804 131 92 26 13
763 His swing reminds me of someone but I’m drawing a blank. 1.3969 0.05492 131 89 32 10
764 He's the best ghost runner we have 1.3968 0.05414 126 84 34 8
765 He's the Designated Haunter. 1.3968 0.05643 126 86 30 10
766 You should see his baseball card. 1.3967 0.05807 121 83 28 10
767 And you thought empty suits are only in the front office 1.3966 0.05857 116 79 28 9
768 We put a “No Tobacco Chewing” clause in his contract. 1.3964 0.05320 111 71 36 4
769 Like I told you, the kid’s a phenomenon. 1.3964 0.05904 111 75 28 8
770 The uniform makes the man, after all. 1.3964 0.05904 111 75 28 8
771 They call him Skinless Joe. 1.3962 0.05636 106 69 32 5
772 He’s the best player we’ve got… or she. 1.3962 0.06096 106 72 26 8
773 Does it strike you odd that he only wears one batting glove? 1.3960 0.05456 149 103 29 14
774 I’ve never seen a player who wears a batting glove on just one hand. 1.3957 0.05268 139 94 35 10
775 His plate appearances are way down this season. 1.3955 0.05299 134 90 35 9
776 I don't know where you found this guy, but the other team never saw him coming! 1.3952 0.05470 124 83 33 8
777 An empty uniform, sure, but a stand up guy. 1.3952 0.05589 124 84 31 9
778 Oh really? I hadn't noticed. I don't see color. 1.3952 0.06040 124 88 23 13
779 He slides into first then strips down to steal second. It's something to see... oh, wait. 1.3952 0.04968 124 79 41 4
780 It's weird when he spits. 1.3950 0.06111 119 84 23 12
781 He’s a good prospect but sometimes he’s just not all there. 1.3947 0.05658 114 76 31 7
782 Watch ‘em try and pitch through this guy. 1.3947 0.05926 114 78 27 9
783 They’re non-binary. 1.3946 0.05248 147 101 34 12
784 How'd the college scouts miss this guy? 1.3946 0.05508 147 104 28 15
785 He's not the player he used to be, but talk about team spirit! 1.3939 0.06061 132 96 20 16
786 We’re all excited for his first plate appearance. 1.3937 0.05607 127 87 30 10
787 I'll admit, his hand/eye coordination is an issue. 1.3934 0.05649 122 83 30 9
788 It's nice to see our scouting program has renewed its commitment to transparency. 1.3934 0.05768 122 84 28 10
789 You should see him in the showers. 1.3932 0.06419 117 85 18 14
790 This new sunscreen works wonders 1.3932 0.05423 117 77 34 6
791 this is his first appearance 1.3929 0.05139 140 94 37 9
792 The new owners are cutting costs. 1.3929 0.05723 112 75 30 7
793 He says it's his process. 1.3929 0.06130 112 78 24 10
794 We traded him yesterday but nobody told the equipment manager. 1.3926 0.05371 135 92 33 10
795 Wait till you see what happens when he gets on base 1.3926 0.05371 135 92 33 10
796 The kid shows no fear. 1.3925 0.06335 107 75 22 10
797 Well, he's got team spirit. 1.3925 0.05902 107 72 28 7
798 I just told you Who’s on first and that’s I Don’t Know on-deck. 1.3923 0.05621 130 90 29 11
799 You bet he’s different; only guy on the team who doesn’t spit. 1.3922 0.06256 102 70 24 8
800 I like his transparency. 1.3920 0.05668 125 86 29 10
801 The umpires just take his word for it when he says he gets hit by a pitch. 1.3917 0.05712 120 82 29 9
802 His spirit is still in the game, and that’s what they come to see. 1.3913 0.06012 115 80 25 10
803 The great ones just seem to fade away. 1.3910 0.05529 133 92 30 11
804 Looks like a no -hitter 1.3910 0.05631 133 93 28 12
805 Only thing is the towel snaps really come out of nowhere. 1.3902 0.05612 123 84 30 9
806 You just never know when he's going to show up. 1.3902 0.05612 123 84 30 9
807 Nobody is on deck 1.3902 0.05612 123 84 30 9
808 He's the player to be named later that we just got in a trade. 1.3902 0.05244 123 81 36 6
809 Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is at bat, and Nobody's on deck. Another day managing the Mets. 1.3901 0.05399 141 98 31 12
810 One thing I’m sure of is that he’ll hit above his weight. 1.3897 0.05237 136 92 35 9
811 Three strikes and he's out. 1.3894 0.05954 113 78 26 9
812 At least he doesn't have any weird tattoos. 1.3893 0.05586 131 91 29 11
813 He’s fast, isn’t he? 1.3893 0.05893 131 94 23 14
814 Nothing to see here, he's been basically invisible all spring. 1.3893 0.05586 131 91 29 11
815 Once he gets on, he strips naked and steals second, third, and home. Works every time. 1.3889 0.05401 126 85 33 8
816 He’s our most solid performer. 1.3889 0.05631 126 87 29 10
817 He is a minimalist. 1.3889 0.05631 126 87 29 10
818 I've never seen anything like him. 1.3889 0.05401 126 85 33 8
819 On the bright side, at least the pitcher can't get a read on Dave. 1.3889 0.05743 126 88 27 11
820 Locker room's no problemn n she's batting 312! 1.3885 0.05732 139 100 24 15
821 This guy is a clear winner. 1.3881 0.05794 134 96 24 14
822 Wail til he finds out this won't count as a plate appearance. 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
823 He epitomizes the term "hidden talent." 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
824 I just can’t see him hitting a home run. 1.3878 0.05499 147 105 27 15
825 I don't know how the scouts didn't see him. 1.3876 0.05314 129 87 34 8
826 He draws more walks than any other player in the league. 1.3874 0.06026 111 77 25 9
827 The dude's a nobody, just come up from the minors. 1.3874 0.05604 111 74 31 6
828 Let’s see them steal the signs now. 1.3873 0.05368 142 99 31 12
829 And the best part is they won't see him coming 1.3873 0.05179 142 97 35 10
830 He's not half the man he used to be 1.3871 0.05576 124 85 30 9
831 His head’s just not in the game these days. Or his arms. No, they’re not in the game either. 1.3871 0.05576 124 85 30 9
832 This guy has all the intangibles! 1.3869 0.05102 137 92 37 8
833 Can’t hit him if you can’t see em’ 1.3869 0.05308 137 94 33 10
834 Build it and they will come. 1.3869 0.05408 137 95 31 11
835 Yeah, but there's no such thing as a complete player. 1.3868 0.05777 106 71 29 6
836 I hear the new guy is from the Angels. 1.3864 0.05446 132 91 31 10
837 No batta! No batta! No batta! 1.3864 0.05446 132 91 31 10
838 It's only a problem in the showers. 1.3864 0.05446 132 91 31 10
839 Players are so transparent these days. 1.3864 0.05552 132 92 29 11
840 You should see the chagrin when they try to throw at his head. 1.3860 0.05912 114 79 26 9
841 And without the uniform he'd be unbeatable. 1.3860 0.05912 114 79 26 9
842 I just can't read the guy... 1.3853 0.06505 109 79 18 12
843 We asked for a new mascot that no one would find offensive. 1.3853 0.06505 109 79 18 12
844 I don't see him going anywhere 1.3853 0.06101 109 76 24 9
845 He’s never been hit by a pitch. 1.3852 0.05256 135 92 34 9
846 He claims he's all about the team. But I see right through him. 1.3852 0.05562 135 95 28 12
847 We got him cheap, no other scouts have seen him. 1.3846 0.05818 130 93 24 13
848 Such a shame there’s no demand for his baseball card. 1.3846 0.05609 130 91 28 11
849 Nobody’s perfect. 1.3846 0.05802 117 81 27 9
850 If he takes all his clothes off, they’ll never see him steal 2nd!! 1.3846 0.05685 104 69 30 5
851 Look at those legs… 1.3846 0.05674 117 80 29 8
852 I know he’s Irish but he needs to spend a little more time in the sun. 1.3846 0.05281 130 88 34 8
853 They allow this, but not pine tar? 1.3846 0.05408 117 78 33 6
854 Turns out the SPF900 sunblock works better than we expected. 1.3841 0.05277 138 95 33 10
855 He hit .357 in my fantasy league 1.3840 0.05768 125 88 26 11
856 Tough bobblehead 1.3840 0.05768 125 88 26 11
857 He never gets caught looking. 1.3839 0.05418 112 74 33 5
858 Player-To-Be-Determined 1.3839 0.05846 112 77 27 8
859 She's in. 1.3839 0.05982 112 78 25 9
860 He's just not there today.. 1.3838 0.06210 99 68 24 7
861 Wow, a no-hitter. 1.3833 0.05698 120 83 28 9
862 I think he's been suspended. 1.3833 0.05698 120 83 28 9
863 He said he was tired of getting hit, so he's batting from the Metaverse this year. 1.3833 0.05698 120 83 28 9
864 Lucky fella can scratch himself anytime,anywhere and nobody ever knows! 1.3832 0.06319 107 76 21 10
865 We've finally signed a player that no one can find offensive. 1.3826 0.06124 115 82 22 11
866 I just don’t see the hype. 1.3826 0.05324 115 76 34 5
867 Trust me, they'll never see this guy coming. 1.3826 0.05738 115 79 28 8
868 Well the fans kept demanding more transparency in the franchise." 1.3821 0.05479 123 84 31 8
869 He could steal more bases if he didn’t have to wear a uniform. 1.3817 0.05468 131 91 30 10
870 I thought he was late but he was just taking a shower. 1.3814 0.05372 118 79 33 6
871 This guy came outa nowhere. 1.3814 0.05635 118 81 29 8
872 I don't see how he does it. 1.3814 0.05886 118 83 25 10
873 Claude has all the intangibles. 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
874 This kid new? I’ve never seen him before. 1.3806 0.05119 155 109 33 13
875 I don't know...I see something there. 1.3805 0.05666 113 77 29 7
876 Nobody can tell when he's stealing signs. 1.3805 0.05525 113 76 31 6
877 I should've believed him when he said he'd be nothing without his former coach. 1.3800 0.04976 150 103 37 10
878 There’s no there, there. 1.3798 0.05300 129 88 33 8
879 I don't know how he does it, but they never see him comin. 1.3798 0.05739 129 92 25 12
880 He was traded for a player to be named later. 1.3793 0.05828 116 81 26 9
881 So this is the player to be named later? 1.3793 0.05955 116 82 24 10
882 Who’s on first, What’s on second, and I Don’t Know is up to bat. 1.3793 0.05698 116 80 28 8
883 I dare them to give us crap about diversity now! 1.3786 0.06033 103 71 25 7
884 We can’t win the pennant if nobody’s hitting. 1.3786 0.05216 140 97 33 10
885 There’s no rule about taking your clothes off once you’re on base, is there? 1.3786 0.05116 140 96 35 9
886 He never asks for bonuses, acknowledgements. or awards. He just wants to stay invisible. 1.3784 0.05285 111 73 34 4
887 He's got presence. 1.3782 0.05336 119 80 33 6
888 I’ll bet the coach suspends him for being out of uniform again… 1.3782 0.05722 119 83 27 9
889 Yup. SPF 200. Sun can't touch ya. 1.3782 0.05722 119 83 27 9
890 It turns out that his critics were right, when we drafted him. He’s an empty suit. 1.3778 0.05137 135 92 35 8
891 It's in plain sight. He has no skin in the game. 1.3776 0.05041 143 98 36 9
892 Who knew Claude Rains had a grandson? 1.3776 0.06071 98 67 25 6
893 He’s our best player. He’s outta sight. 1.3775 0.05038 151 105 35 11
894 Well, management did ask for transparency. 1.3774 0.05600 106 71 30 5
895 Just an empty suit but gets 5 million. 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
896 Looks like we finally solved racism. 1.3772 0.06401 114 84 17 13
897 That's our secret asset 1.3772 0.05196 114 75 35 4
898 Ive always wanted to witness a no hitter. 1.3772 0.05763 114 79 27 8
899 It's hard to tell if he's keeping his eye on the ball. 1.3772 0.04888 114 72 39 2
900 He typically shows up in the 7th or 8th inning 1.3772 0.05626 114 78 29 7
901 The empty suits upstairs see a lot of themselves in him. 1.3772 0.05896 114 80 25 9
902 He did say we would never see him play. 1.3770 0.05622 122 85 28 9
903 Red Grange recommended him. 1.3762 0.06270 101 71 22 8
904 The guys just have to be careful where they step in the showers. 1.3762 0.06110 101 70 24 7
905 Not having his head in the game is the least of our problems. 1.3762 0.06270 101 71 22 8
906 He is absolutely impossible to tag out. 1.3761 0.05498 109 73 31 5
907 He was a 'To Be Decided' draft pick. 1.3761 0.05253 117 78 34 5
908 Makes a lot of money, but analytics indicate he disappears in the big games." 1.3760 0.05287 125 85 33 7
909 I have to give it to ya. You really saw something in this kid no one else did. 1.3760 0.05526 125 87 29 9
910 The team spirit has been amazing this season 1.3759 0.05607 133 95 26 12
911 Yeah, he's new. We just brought him up from the AAA team at Hogwarts. 1.3750 0.06139 104 73 23 8
912 Wait til you see him strip down and steal bases. 1.3750 0.05434 128 89 30 9
913 He swims during the off-season. 1.3750 0.06664 96 69 18 9
914 You can't tell, but he's got his game face on. 1.3750 0.06151 96 66 24 6
915 No one's ever caught him looking. 1.3750 0.05805 120 83 24 9
916 You said the game needed more transparency. 1.3750 0.05830 112 78 26 8
917 Let’s find out what this kid is made of. 1.3750 0.05249 112 74 34 4
918 At his last at-bat, he popped out. 1.3750 0.05614 136 98 25 13
919 We just got him. He's the player to be drawn later. 1.3750 0.05315 136 95 31 10
920 He’s our first multiverse trade. 1.3750 0.06497 96 68 20 8
921 He's really hard to brush back. 1.3741 0.05031 139 95 36 8
922 we are going for a no hitter 1.3739 0.05587 115 79 29 7
923 You’ll never see a better batter! 1.3738 0.06016 107 75 24 8
924 Our boys just didn't show up today. 1.3738 0.05867 107 74 26 7
925 Can you imagine the potential for base-stealing if he didn't have to wear that uniform? 1.3730 0.05490 126 88 29 9
926 "Wait till he takes off the uniform and steals second... 1.3730 0.05716 126 90 25 11
927 We use him to fill in. 1.3729 0.05355 118 80 32 6
928 They built it but he’s still refusing to come.” 1.3727 0.05458 110 74 31 5
929 You ain't seen nothing yet! 1.3727 0.06038 110 78 23 9
930 No flies on him. 1.3727 0.05756 110 76 27 7
931 ...Amazing poker player, but sucks at charades. 1.3727 0.06175 110 79 21 10
932 Well, that's one way to get by the drug test. 1.3727 0.05458 110 74 31 5
933 He's the best player that never was, maybe the best that never will be. 1.3727 0.05756 110 76 27 7
934 They just brought him up from the minor leagues, but I’m not sure what they see in him. 1.3727 0.05458 110 74 31 5
935 Didn’t the scouting report say that he wasn’t all there? 1.3721 0.05170 129 88 34 7
936 He really represents the future of this organization. 1.3719 0.05521 121 84 29 8
937 I wonder if he has a beard? 1.3719 0.06000 121 88 21 12
938 He's not much to look at, but he has a great swing. 1.3719 0.05645 121 85 27 9
939 He really embodies the spirit of the game 1.3719 0.05521 121 84 29 8
940 He was drafted from a fantasy league. 1.3719 0.05266 121 82 33 6
941 Not to brag, but that's my sun blocker formula. 1.3717 0.06183 113 82 20 11
942 Once on base he removes his uniform. 1.3717 0.05922 113 80 24 9
943 To be fair, he did say we'd miss him when he retired 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
944 So, who is the new hitter?"- "Dunno,never seen him before. 1.3714 0.05783 105 72 27 6
945 I just don't think he has it in him. 1.3712 0.05630 132 95 25 12
946 I don't see him striking out. 1.3712 0.04976 132 89 37 6
947 He’s number one in stolen bases.” 1.3712 0.05630 132 95 25 12
948 Sure he ain’t much to look at but just watch him spook the pitcher. 1.3712 0.05203 132 91 33 8
949 Not sure how our scouts ever discovered him ... 1.3710 0.04921 124 82 38 4
950 I like the looks of this one. 1.3710 0.05053 124 83 36 5
951 He told me he's nothing when not wearing his uniform. 1.3704 0.06113 108 77 22 9
952 He’s not all there but he’s our designated hitter 1.3704 0.05335 135 95 30 10
953 You should see how he appears on the roster. 1.3704 0.05673 108 74 28 6
954 The guys don't care for him much in the showers, though. 1.3704 0.06390 108 79 18 11
955 "First it was pay transparency, then it was performance transparency ... But I never thought they'd take it this far!" 1.3701 0.05339 127 88 31 8
956 This is why team chemistry isn’t always a good thing. 1.3701 0.05679 127 91 25 11
957 I'll bet they didn't see this coming. 1.3701 0.05679 127 91 25 11
958 I knew he'd lose his head when he was voted MVP 1.3701 0.05099 127 86 35 6
959 I still think he’s got a problem with his grip on the bat, but how can I tell when he refuses to wear the other glove? 1.3697 0.05451 119 82 30 7
960 I've never seen him take a shower. 1.3696 0.05546 138 99 25 13
961 And, he's never been hit by a pitch. 1.3696 0.05641 138 101 23 14
962 We got lucky; everybody missed him in the draft 1.3696 0.06320 92 64 22 6
963 He's attending by Zoom today. 1.3694 0.05568 111 76 29 6
964 Before joining this team, he was pretty much nothing. 1.3694 0.05855 111 78 25 8
965 No,he ASKED for number zero. 1.3694 0.05855 111 78 25 8
966 Yeah, people say they've never seen a hitter like him. 1.3692 0.05475 130 92 28 10
967 Whoa! That is one steroid side effect you don’t not see everyday! 1.3689 0.05852 103 71 26 6
968 Just another empty suit! 1.3689 0.05687 103 70 28 5
969 He's great on the field, but he kinda freaks the guys out in the locker room. 1.3689 0.05687 103 70 28 5
970 Best recruit in 25 years, but I knew if people could see, they’d never let her play. 1.3689 0.06470 103 75 18 10
971 Well, at least we know he'll never get caught looking! 1.3689 0.04827 122 80 39 3
972 My mistake. I thought you said he was the parent of a trans kid. 1.3689 0.05607 122 86 27 9
973 He's a great hitter, but he hasn't become a complete player yet. 1.3689 0.04966 122 81 37 4
974 He broke the no-color barrier. 1.3684 0.05746 114 80 26 8
975 I am not sure this is what they mean by "ghost runner",but I really like the thinking here. 1.3684 0.04829 133 89 39 5
976 The club thinks he’s hot but I see right through him 1.3684 0.06138 114 83 20 11
977 He has an ambiguous strike zone. 1.3684 0.05996 95 65 25 5
978 I know he doesn't look like much, but boy can he hit 1.3684 0.05594 133 96 25 12
979 No one's ever seen a ballplayer like this before. 1.3679 0.06190 106 76 21 9
980 I think the key to our success is our players' ability to be totally transparent with us. 1.3677 0.05098 155 111 31 13
981 When Snyder said he's transitioning, I expected something else. 1.3675 0.05897 117 84 23 10
982 Just wait ‘til you see him strip naked and steal second. 1.3672 0.05187 128 88 33 7
983 Look at the new guy...no skin in the game! 1.3670 0.06205 109 79 20 10
984 He's great at stealing bases. They miss him on the tag every time. 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
985 My uniform is so dirty that it stands up by itself. 1.3670 0.05631 109 75 28 6
986 As it turns out there was space for him on the roster. 1.3667 0.05043 150 106 33 11
987 It turns out, after all that, he’s just a figment of his own imagination. 1.3667 0.05795 90 60 27 3
988 He's a terrible hitter, but once he gets on base, no one can stop him from stealing home. 1.3667 0.05284 120 82 32 6
989 ... but what I DID see was potential. 1.3667 0.05542 120 84 28 8
990 Have you seen this guy hit? 1.3663 0.05924 101 70 25 6
991 I don’t know about you but I’ve never seen this guy. 1.3663 0.06559 101 74 17 10
992 It's all about data analytics. 1.3663 0.06089 101 71 23 7
993 What he lacks in color he more than makes up for in spirit. 1.3661 0.05528 112 77 29 6
994 He had a cameo in 'Field of Dreams.' 1.3657 0.05140 134 93 33 8
995 With bases empty and nobody out, Jonesie is really our best hitter. 1.3657 0.05029 134 92 35 7
996 He's a great base stealer but I heard he doesn't have an arm. 1.3657 0.05458 134 96 27 11
997 Fake bunt? Nah, they'd see right through him. 1.3656 0.06448 93 66 20 7
998 I don't think he takes the game seriously. Sometimes I think he's just not there! 1.3654 0.05475 104 70 30 4
999 He won’t give away any signs. 1.3652 0.05837 115 82 24 9
1000 We sacrificed him in the 3rd inning. 1.3652 0.05430 115 79 30 6
1001 This kid's supposed to be the next big thing, but I don't see it..." 1.3651 0.05920 126 93 20 13
1002 Virtual 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1003 He’s real hard to keep track of in the clubhouse. 1.3646 0.05565 96 64 29 3
1004 Not only that, he signed his contract with invisible ink. 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1005 Fans were also doubtful about Jackie Robinson at first. 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
1006 He just came down from the Angels. 1.3645 0.06142 107 77 21 9
1007 All he has to do is get to first base. Then he strips. 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
1008 Ironically, he cant see the curveball. 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
1009 Just pray they don’t perform a drug test. 1.3645 0.06142 107 77 21 9
1010 Watch them try to steal our signals now! 1.3644 0.05855 118 85 23 10
1011 I don’t know…it’s like there’s something missing today. 1.3636 0.05378 121 84 30 7
1012 He must be the 'NO SHOW' they talked about 1.3636 0.05736 110 77 26 7
1013 He’s just here for the uniform. 1.3636 0.05880 110 77 24 8
1014 He came over in the trade. That’s Player-To-Be-Named-Later. 1.3636 0.05505 121 85 28 8
1015 He holds the season record in stolen bases. 1.3629 0.05764 124 90 23 11
1016 He's the best player you've never seen. 1.3628 0.05193 113 76 33 4
1017 Can't hit worth a damn but he's hard as hell to hit. 1.3628 0.05769 113 80 25 8
1018 Bases loaded. Batter loading. 1.3628 0.05905 113 81 23 9
1019 His dad is an empty suit. 1.3627 0.06198 102 73 21 8
1020 I figured out another way to have a no-hitter. 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
1021 Well, at least he can make any face he wants at the umpire. 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
1022 Take away the uniform and he's nothing! 1.3626 0.06540 91 65 18 7
1023 Casper has really taken a shine to baseball 1.3626 0.05954 91 62 25 4
1024 He was great at stealing bases until they made him get in uniform. 1.3622 0.05773 127 93 22 12
1025 Ghost runner. 1.3621 0.06409 116 88 14 14
1026 He may be an empty suit but, man, can he hit 'em where they ain't. 1.3621 0.05664 116 82 26 8
1027 If you think that is good, you should see his hidden ball trick! 1.3621 0.05664 116 82 26 8
1028 He got erased by a double play in the second. 1.3621 0.05795 116 83 24 9
1029 It's the uniform that makes him! 1.3619 0.06220 105 76 20 9
1030 He said he would give an arm and a leg if I put him in. But when this happened, he just lost his head. 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
1031 ‘“The owner loves him: No tattoos.” 1.3619 0.06220 105 76 20 9
1032 She's amazing! 1.3613 0.05563 119 84 27 8
1033 The first baseman says he can’t ever see this guy coming! 1.3613 0.05690 119 85 25 9
1034 People barely notice him out of the uniform. 1.3613 0.05690 119 85 25 9
1035 I guess clothes don't always make the man. 1.3611 0.05497 108 74 29 5
1036 I know I know "Who's on first" Right? 1.3611 0.06372 108 80 17 11
1037 I told him that he was using too much sunscreen, but did he listen? 1.3611 0.05497 108 74 29 5
1038 Yeah, he's our best base-stealer, but the pile of clothes at first base is a give-away. 1.3609 0.05373 133 95 28 10
1039 Not so boring now, right? 1.3608 0.06075 97 68 23 6
1040 If you can lose your head when all about you are keeping theirs... 1.3608 0.05896 97 67 25 5
1041 They say he has a heck of an arm, but I just don't see it. 1.3608 0.06419 97 70 18 8
1042 At least he is wearing clothes this time. 1.3608 0.06419 97 70 19 8
1043 He's got the kind of poker face drives pitchers crazy. 1.3607 0.05710 122 88 24 10
1044 He said from now on he is going to try and be as transparent as possible. 1.3604 0.05548 111 77 28 6
1045 It’s the only reason they’re letting her play 1.3604 0.05694 111 78 26 7
1046 You think this is something? Wait until you see him pitch! 1.3604 0.06110 111 81 20 10
1047 Once he takes his clothes off at first, he can steal as many bases as he likes. 1.3603 0.05288 136 97 29 10
1048 He'll do well in the Corporate world. 1.3600 0.06439 100 73 18 9
1049 You should see him at the hot dog eating contest. 1.3596 0.06120 114 84 19 11
1050 They won't know what hit 'em! Or who, for that matter. 1.3596 0.05590 114 80 27 7
1051 Watching him chew sunflower seeds is absolutely disgusting. 1.3596 0.06826 89 65 16 8
1052 I see their sending out the undesignated hitter. 1.3596 0.06240 89 62 22 5
1053 He's still finding himself." 1.3596 0.06240 89 62 22 5
1054 I just don't see what you see in him. 1.3592 0.06301 103 75 19 9
1055 He identifies as invisible. 1.3592 0.05664 103 71 27 5
1056 You should see him chew gum. 1.3592 0.06148 103 74 21 8
1057 I'm tellin' ya, he's the missing piece! 1.3590 0.05624 117 83 25 8
1058 He's the fabled "Player To Be Named Later." 1.3587 0.05482 92 63 25 3
1059 Lately he doesn't want to show up. 1.3585 0.06314 106 78 18 10
1060 Sometimes he is not all there! 1.3585 0.05558 106 73 28 5
1061 You should see him chew tobacco. 1.3585 0.06314 106 78 18 10
1062 Just one of the lesser known vaccine side effects. 1.3585 0.05872 106 75 24 7
1063 We're still looking for the right fit for our designated hitter. 1.3585 0.05558 106 73 28 5
1064 We finally have someone who can’t get hit by pitch. 1.3585 0.05558 106 73 28 5
1065 He’s our ghost hitter. 1.3583 0.05397 120 84 29 7
1066 The spitting problem solved! 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1067 He becomes a different person once that uniform is on. 1.3578 0.06186 109 80 19 10
1068 He has never really filled out his uniform. 1.3578 0.05610 109 76 27 6
1069 Watch him steal a base, he ghosts past everyone like he's not even there! 1.3578 0.06186 109 80 19 10
1070 If only he could pitch. 1.3577 0.05307 123 86 30 7
1071 And if they’re trying to tag him, he just loses the clothes. 1.3571 0.06064 112 82 20 10
1072 You should see him hit. 1.3571 0.05847 98 68 25 5
1073 Perfect choice, they will never see him coming 1.3571 0.05793 112 80 24 8
1074 This guy's off the charts. You ain't seen nuthin' yet! 1.3571 0.05847 98 68 25 5
1075 He's not much of a presence in the locker room. 1.3571 0.05652 112 79 26 7
1076 He tries to rattle the pitchers, but they see right through him. 1.3571 0.05652 112 79 26 7
1077 The new rules say we can't just put a ghost runner on second. We have to let him bat too. 1.3566 0.05255 129 91 30 8
1078 Betcha twenty bucks he doesn’t get hit by a pitch 1.3565 0.05268 115 79 31 5
1079 We needed a pinch hitter, and he was the clear choice. 1.3564 0.05731 101 70 26 5
1080 He's got the skills and the work ethic, but I can't picture him going to the Bigs and getting on a baseball card. 1.3564 0.06687 101 76 14 11
1081 The sneaky thing about this batter is he’s actually right handed 1.3561 0.05805 132 99 19 14
1082 He’s—BY FAR—the best batter I’ve never seen. 1.3559 0.05712 118 85 24 9
1083 He's "the player to be named later" we traded the draft pick for. 1.3559 0.05039 118 80 34 4
1084 We saved a ton on image royalties. 1.3559 0.05453 118 83 28 7
1085 Can you believe he fell under the radar in last year's draft? 1.3558 0.05620 104 75 23 6
1086 It was Legal's idea. No diversity issues. 1.3558 0.06098 104 75 21 8
1087 He is our stealth batter 1.3551 0.05516 107 74 28 5
1088 This has really reduced the hit by pitches problem we've been having lately. 1.3551 0.05673 107 75 26 6
1089 He’s the best player I’ve never seen. 1.3548 0.05851 93 64 25 4
1090 I know,but wait till you see his arm! 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1091 He’s playing remotely… 1.3548 0.05851 93 64 25 4
1092 Marketing says it’ll help connect us with our disappearing viewers. 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
1093 Can’t see him making the roster 1.3545 0.06001 110 80 21 9
1094 His parents think children should be heard but not seen. 1.3545 0.05568 110 77 27 6
1095 If he gets a single, watch what he does to steal second. 1.3545 0.05860 110 79 23 8
1096 The kid's a real unnatural. 1.3545 0.06001 110 80 21 9
1097 I can't believe they missed him in the draft 1.3542 0.05537 96 65 28 3
1098 He's really great at stealing bases. 1.3542 0.05731 96 66 26 4
1099 Keeps 'em guessing. 1.3542 0.05920 96 67 24 5
1100 They say he has a great arm and a good head for baseball, but I just don't see it. 1.3542 0.06451 96 70 18 8
1101 If this kid can’t psych out the pitcher, no one can! 1.3540 0.05886 113 82 22 9
1102 Trust me, he's better than he looks. 1.3540 0.05750 113 81 24 8
1103 Ghost man on deck, I guess. 1.3540 0.05750 113 81 24 8
1104 I think he’s way off base with all this out of body talk. 1.3540 0.05611 113 80 26 7
1105 You should see him steal bases when he takes it all off. 1.3538 0.05660 130 96 22 12
1106 We traded him from the Angels. 1.3538 0.05106 130 91 32 7
1107 You’re right- he’s not all there, but who is? 1.3538 0.05335 130 93 28 9
1108 It's a pending trade--the player to be named later. 1.3535 0.05974 99 70 23 5
1109 He knows people think they can see right thru him but he won't tolerate being called a lightweight or an airhead. 1.3535 0.05618 99 68 27 4
1110 If we can get him to play without a uniform, it’ll be almost impossible to tag him out. 1.3534 0.05373 116 81 29 6
1111 Are you telling me just walks around naked the rest of the time? 1.3529 0.05672 119 86 24 9
1112 Shoeless Joe was bad enough, but Invisible Griffin is too much!" 1.3529 0.06017 102 73 22 7
1113 Now that’s what I call speed. 1.3529 0.06633 85 61 18 6
1114 And it gets better cause she's a woman too. 1.3529 0.05918 119 87 20 11
1115 Players don't have any skin in the game these days. 1.3529 0.06017 102 73 22 7
1116 I've never seen a no-hitter. 1.3529 0.05918 119 88 20 11
1117 I don't think he's cut out for the big leagues. The kid's got no heart. No guts. 1.3529 0.05853 102 72 24 6
1118 Read the rulebook, totally legal! 1.3529 0.06196 85 59 22 4
1119 They're gonna see right through this guy 1.3529 0.05332 102 69 30 3
1120 Whitest White Sox I've ever seen. 1.3529 0.05796 119 87 22 10
1121 Next up is our best Ghost Runner. 1.3529 0.06017 102 73 22 7
1122 He's even better at night games. 1.3525 0.05450 122 87 27 8
1123 Every game he plays is a no hitter 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
1124 We had met our salary cap. 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
1125 He’s a bit wishy-washy.Not sure he’ll make it. 1.3524 0.05577 105 73 27 5
1126 I just can't see him making the team. 1.3520 0.05359 125 89 28 8
1127 He hates when they say, no batter, no batter. 1.3519 0.06074 108 79 20 9
1128 Did you ever think a no body like him could make it to the big leagues? 1.3519 0.06074 108 79 20 9
1129 It does cause some confusion in the showers, however. 1.3519 0.06074 108 79 20 9
1130 Who’s on first and Nobody’s on deck. 1.3516 0.06878 91 68 14 9
1131 Now we may stand a Ghost of a chance! 1.3511 0.06183 94 67 21 6
1132 “He’s our secret designated hitter. If he takes a swing it looks like he’s throwing the bat, so the infielders duck and all our base runners steal a base! If he actually gets a hit, it’s always a home run because everyone likes to watch him run.” 1.3505 0.06561 97 72 16 9
1133 I hope this guy showed up to play. 1.3505 0.05492 97 66 28 3
1134 You see, it's not that New Yorker cartoons are almost entirely white. It's that we don't see color. 1.3504 0.05735 117 85 23 9
1135 Give me one good reason why he can't steal first base. 1.3500 0.05876 120 89 20 11
1136 Love our team spirit. 1.3500 0.05925 100 71 23 6
1137 The cartoonist actually submitted this? 1.3500 0.06723 100 76 13 11
1138 I dunno, the kid came out of nowhere. 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
1139 It's that new sunblock. Guarantees total protection for 9 innings. 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
1140 You see him, too? The Ghost of seasons past. 1.3495 0.05468 103 71 28 4
1141 Can't strike out a guy you can't see. 1.3495 0.05968 103 74 22 7
1142 You gotta hand it to him 1.3494 0.06734 83 60 17 6
1143 Sure, he's an empty suit, but he's batting .300! 1.3492 0.05203 126 89 30 7
1144 I don't get it, record batting average, record home runs and still no tv commercials. 1.3491 0.06149 106 78 19 9
1145 The upside is he's hard to tag out. " 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
1146 Eye-hand coordination isn't everything. 1.3491 0.06294 106 79 17 10
1147 He used to be an Olympic diver, but he wasn’t getting noticed. 1.3486 0.05587 109 77 26 6
1148 He should be more strategic. He’s completely transparent. 1.3486 0.05738 109 78 24 7
1149 He's an empty suit, but boy can he hit! 1.3486 0.06302 109 82 16 11
1150 It’s the team’s designated virtual. 1.3482 0.05772 112 81 23 8
1151 He has a terrific strike zone! 1.3478 0.05799 115 84 22 9
1152 He's got no visible strike-zone. 1.3475 0.05160 118 82 31 5
1153 And they say we don’t have a ghost of a chance, huh?!? 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
1154 On the bright side, he's not shoeless. 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
1155 I thought that was a front office thing! 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
1156 They never know if they can catch him looking! 1.3471 0.05341 121 86 28 7
1157 He's the best I never saw. 1.3471 0.05211 121 85 30 6
1158 He’s a breath of fresh air. 1.3469 0.05637 98 68 26 4
1159 This is the face of our franchise?" 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
1160 More transparency is required to restore public trust in the game. 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
1161 His head isn't the only thing that's not in the game. 1.3469 0.05820 98 69 24 5
1162 That's something you don't see everyday! 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
1163 All our decisions are now tranparent. 1.3465 0.06042 101 73 21 7
1164 I really just don’t see color, Bill 1.3465 0.06042 101 73 21 7
1165 At least we don't have to pay him full salary. 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
1166 They're never going to see this coming 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
1167 This guy's stats are out of sight! 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
1168 This guy has no ego 1.3455 0.05546 110 78 26 6
1169 Can you believe he was a nobody at the start of the season? 1.3452 0.05987 84 58 23 3
1170 Oh, the player to be named later ... 1.3451 0.05865 113 83 21 9
1171 He's never been a standout player, but he's phenomenal at stealing bases. 1.3451 0.05446 113 80 27 6
1172 Is anyone on first? 1.3448 0.05757 116 85 22 9
1173 It seems our shortstop has been the victim of identity theft. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
1174 He's a riot in the showers. 1.3444 0.06546 90 66 17 7
1175 I can see right through this guy. He's no ball player. 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
1176 Poor guy! He's just a shadow of his former self. 1.3444 0.05733 90 62 25 3
1177 How are we going to tell if he gets hit by a pitch? 1.3438 0.05892 96 68 23 5
1178 He’s out. 1.3438 0.06253 96 70 19 7
1179 But wait 'til you see him pitch! 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1180 Pretty sure he’s sleeping with my wife but I can’t prove it. 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
1181 He played his minor league ball in a cornfield in Iowa. 1.3438 0.06253 96 70 19 7
1182 He still seems like a lightweight to me. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1183 Couldn't he just take a knee during the Anthem? 1.3434 0.06285 99 73 18 8
1184 All dressed up, but no face to go. 1.3434 0.05772 99 70 24 5
1185 He’s impossible to hit. 1.3434 0.05948 99 71 22 6
1186 ...On the other hand, everyone remembers his name. 1.3433 0.05308 134 98 26 10
1187 I enjoy being back, but some folks still prefer working from home. 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
1188 If he gets on base have him take off his uniform. 1.3429 0.05872 105 76 22 7
1189 Four year deal, no sign-on bonus and for practically nothing! 1.3429 0.06176 105 78 18 9
1190 He’ s going in the game as the ghost runner in the 10th. 1.3429 0.05552 105 74 26 5
1191 It’s only inconvenient when he wants to chew tobacco 1.3429 0.05714 105 75 24 6
1192 He’s not really all there, but he comes cheap. 1.3426 0.06052 108 80 19 9
1193 Is it Who, What, or I Don’t Know? 1.3426 0.05607 108 77 25 6
1194 I hear that there are a lot of counterfeit trading cards of him out there . 1.3426 0.05607 108 77 25 6
1195 Jackson’s atypical for a catcher…..usually the legs go first. 1.3426 0.05759 108 78 23 7
1196 I just don't know what the manager sees in the new guy 1.3425 0.07356 73 54 13 6
1197 Ya gotta be invisible if you’re a girl who wants to play with the big boys. 1.3421 0.05407 114 81 27 6
1198 I thought you said invincible not invisible. 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
1199 He is here in spirit 1.3415 0.06989 82 61 14 7
1200 What did you expect? We signed him for next to nothing 1.3412 0.07012 85 64 13 8
1201 Not much of a ball player but great potential as a manager. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
1202 No one has actually seen him play! 1.3409 0.06836 88 66 14 8
1203 He can’t afford to be hit again 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
1204 Without the uniform, hat, glove and bat, he'd be nothing. 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
1205 He's just phoning it in again. 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
1206 This will be his first appearance in a game. 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
1207 He keeps forgetting he's not at Hogwarts anymore 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
1208 He can crowd the plate and he’s never been hit by a pitch 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
1209 I think I know why he isn't seeing the ball well. 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1210 Not only can he hit, there's 27% less of him to tag! 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1211 He was a better player when he was alive. 1.3402 0.05654 97 68 25 4
1212 He hasn't had his head in the game lately. 1.3402 0.05841 97 69 23 5
1213 There's really no I in this team. 1.3402 0.05654 97 68 25 4
1214 If the Astros can't SEE our signs, they can't steal them 1.3402 0.05841 97 69 23 5
1215 The new bat boy doesn't block my view" 1.3400 0.06067 100 73 20 7
1216 It saves us a fortune on bobblehead designers. 1.3400 0.05898 100 72 22 6
1217 He thought I said 'suit up OR show up". 1.3400 0.05360 100 69 28 3
1218 She insisted we show her legs! 1.3400 0.06231 100 74 18 8
1219 Less resistance on the swing, apparently. 1.3400 0.05545 100 70 26 4
1220 You would think he would be better at stealing bases. 1.3398 0.06552 103 79 13 11
1221 I have never seen him shower. 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
1222 He's hard to read. 1.3398 0.06255 103 77 17 9
1223 Stole 300 bases last year. 1.3398 0.05614 103 73 25 5
1224 He really responded to your “There’s no ‘I’ in ‘team’” speech. 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
1225 First the ghost runner. Now this. 1.3398 0.05614 103 73 25 5
1226 Fastest man I ever saw. You know he's on third base now. 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
1227 Finally, no more gender problems. 1.3396 0.05509 106 75 26 5
1228 He just had to go to the bathroom real quick. 1.3396 0.06126 106 79 18 9
1229 Interesting ploy for a new contract! 1.3396 0.05826 106 77 22 7
1230 Total sunscreen. 1.3396 0.05978 106 77 20 8
1231 He has sacrificed enough 1.3396 0.05669 106 76 24 6
1232 Sure, it does get a little awkward in the after game shower! 1.3394 0.05564 109 78 25 6
1233 Ever since he got hit with a fly ball, the poor guy's just not all there anymore. 1.3394 0.05564 109 78 25 6
1234 This game is so boring, I don’t think anyone will notice. 1.3394 0.05861 109 80 21 8
1235 Not having his head in the game is one thing, but this is ridiculous! 1.3393 0.05609 112 81 24 7
1236 We’re still negotiating. He wants more money for his name, image, and likeness." 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1237 When he gets to third base, he strips off his uniform and steals home. 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
1238 He's better at soccer. 1.3375 0.06877 80 59 15 6
1239 He identifies as Casper. 1.3375 0.06643 80 58 17 5
1240 There was no boy in Mudville. 1.3375 0.06400 80 57 19 4
1241 Well, he said he didn't intend to show up for spring training. 1.3375 0.05885 80 55 23 2
1242 You see, the thing about picking blackberries is you want to make sure they aren't fully ripe. That way the slight tart flavor complements the sweetness of the sugar when you bake them into a pie. I'll show you after the game. 1.3373 0.06916 83 62 14 7
1243 He's hard to tag out. 1.3372 0.06741 86 64 15 7
1244 Trust me, he has all the intangibles. 1.3372 0.05874 86 60 23 3
1245 It's hard for him to keep his eye on the ball. 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
1246 You really have to see him hit. 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
1247 He's got to learn to keep himself in the game 1.3370 0.06424 92 68 17 7
1248 I thought the player-to-be-named-later would be here by now. 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
1249 I’ve tried to coach him, but I get the sense that he’s not fully present. 1.3370 0.05632 92 64 25 3
1250 His wife got the rest in the divorce. 1.3370 0.06960 92 71 11 10
1251 He looks like nothing now, but he's gonna be great when he gets some good instruction! 1.3368 0.05521 95 66 26 3
1252 Oh, this is what you meant by a 'nobody.' 1.3368 0.05720 95 67 24 4
1253 He will never be caught looking. 1.3368 0.06099 95 69 20 6
1254 Fantasy baseball has come a long way. 1.3368 0.05720 95 67 24 4
1255 Best part is, his salary is paid in cryptocurrency. 1.3367 0.05792 98 70 23 5
1256 80% of life is just showing up. 1.3367 0.06144 98 72 19 7
1257 So I told our new scout we need someone invincible. 1.3367 0.06478 98 74 15 9
1258 The best part is he can't be tested for steroids. 1.3367 0.05607 98 69 25 4
1259 He’s not afraid of an inside fastball. 1.3367 0.06478 98 74 15 9
1260 It really messes with the other team. 1.3367 0.06313 98 73 17 8
1261 Hey, they only root for the uniform, anyway. 1.3366 0.05317 101 70 28 3
1262 After he slides into third he puts his uniform back on. 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
1263 They say the clothes make the man 1.3365 0.05569 104 74 25 5
1264 When he takes off that uniform he can steal every base. 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
1265 He’s our new decimated hitter. 1.3365 0.05569 104 74 25 5
1266 I told him to just keep his head in the game! 1.3365 0.05399 104 73 27 4
1267 No Uniform..No Strike Zone ! 1.3364 0.06077 107 80 18 9
1268 He's our best ghost runner, but I want to see if he can hit, too. 1.3364 0.05302 107 75 28 4
1269 Everybody's talkin' him up, but he ain't much to look at. 1.3364 0.05780 107 78 22 7
1270 Will this count as a plate appearance? 1.3364 0.05625 107 76 24 6
1271 Timmy's whole family is in the Witness Protection Program. 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
1272 He's usually our ghost runner 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1273 They’ll never see him coming. Just try to tag him out. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1274 When he used to play naked, he was unstoppable. 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1275 What a lousy trade....we got nothing. 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
1276 No one’s ever seen him miss. 1.3333 0.05372 99 69 27 3
1277 Seeing is believing. 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
1278 So DH now stands for Disappearing Hitter! 1.3333 0.05262 108 76 28 4
1279 Sometimes he steals a base and then has his uniform delivered. 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
1280 Now that’s what I call adding team “Spirit” 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
1281 I’ve never seen anybody so excited to get traded. 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
1282 I see our newest player has taken this transparency issue to an all new level" 1.3333 0.05525 105 75 25 5
1283 This cancel culture is going too far! 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
1284 Well, at least we know that the pitcher can't intimidate him with a bean ball. 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
1285 He leaves everything on the field. 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
1286 It really doesn't effect his game, but it does make the showers awkward. 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
1287 Ironically, he’s got some great tattoos. 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1288 He can't hit, but he's great at stealing bases. 1.3333 0.05581 108 78 24 6
1289 You know, I feel like we'll have a no hitter today. 1.3333 0.05819 87 61 23 3
1290 I’ve never seen a player like him before. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
1291 It's a supply-chain issue." 1.3333 0.05583 93 65 25 3
1292 This guy’s is out of our league. 1.3333 0.05819 87 61 23 3
1293 Plus, the uniform flies off as soon as he starts to run. 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
1294 I just can’t see what’s so great about him! 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
1295 He scares the wits out of pitchers. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
1296 Lemme tell you, she's so much better than Mr. Fantastic! 1.3333 0.06419 69 48 19 2
1297 Did he ever show up at practice? 1.3333 0.04856 117 81 33 3
1298 Ruth just decided to come back. 1.3333 0.05688 105 76 23 6
1299 The problem is, once you let ghost runners play in extra innings, they want to play all the time 1.3333 0.06365 93 69 17 7
1300 That’s Joe for you. He always seems to disappear in the playoffs. 1.3333 0.06398 96 71 16 8
1301 He strips to steal second base. 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1302 He's really outta sight! 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
1303 They say he’s the world’s best ghost runner. 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1304 Never shoulda fallen for the player-to-be-named-later deal. 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
1305 Forget the hidden ball trick, we got the hidden batter trick. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1306 It keeps him from getting hit. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1307 He is a real 'clean-up' batter 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
1308 Not much of a hitter, but a holy terror on the basepaths! 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
1309 You saw Field of Dreams, right? 1.3333 0.05788 93 66 23 4
1310 Has anyone else used that new rubbing alcohol? 1.3304 0.05200 115 82 28 5
1311 The divorce really took a lot out of him." 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1312 The best part about him is he couldn’t do steroids even if he wanted to! 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
1313 They say he left it all on the field 1.3304 0.05866 112 84 19 9
1314 She's the first trans parent in the league. 1.3304 0.05866 112 84 19 9
1315 And you mocked fantasy baseball. 1.3304 0.05135 112 79 29 4
1316 It's the Player-To-Be-Named-Later. 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
1317 Casper at the bat. 1.3302 0.06248 106 81 15 10
1318 He’s a good kid, but I don’t think he has a ghost of chance in this league. 1.3302 0.05143 106 74 29 3
1319 Who says that we don't have a ghost of a chance here? 1.3302 0.05143 106 74 29 3
1320 Nobody's on deck. Get it? 1.3301 0.06075 103 77 18 8
1321 His name is Perdu 1.3301 0.06075 103 77 18 8
1322 It's what I love about this game: players start out as nobodies, then become famous and recognizable everywhere. Usually. 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
1323 What are this hitter’s preferred pronouns? 1.3301 0.05917 103 76 20 7
1324 Well, it looks like he knocked himself out of the park again. 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
1325 Can you believe coach almost made him catcher? 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
1326 He’s been reading that Ralph Ellison book again 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
1327 He’s been unconscious lately. 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
1328 Like I always say, "you can't hit, what you can't see". 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
1329 If he gets on, watch what happens when he steals a base! 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
1330 His girlfriend just ghosted him. 1.3299 0.05623 97 69 24 4
1331 Anything to distract the pitcher. 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
1332 He can't hit or field worth a damn but boy can he steal bases. 1.3299 0.05429 97 68 26 3
1333 Cooper can run pretty good, but the man's got no arm. 1.3299 0.05623 97 69 24 4
1334 Free agent. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1335 We got him in a trade. He is the player to be made later. 1.3298 0.05104 94 64 29 1
1336 He's not much of a presence on social media either. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1337 I guess the GM is taking the new "Ghost Runner" rule seriously. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1338 he thinks he's funny when he puts his uniform on backwards. 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1339 Gracias a dios aun tiene cojones... 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1340 Kinda hard to know if he got the signal. 1.3297 0.05426 91 63 26 2
1341 Goddam affirmative action.... 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1342 As a kid, he was always the ghost runner. 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
1343 He thinks it’s cancel culture. 1.3297 0.06454 91 68 16 7
1344 He’s our new ghost runner. 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1345 He can't hit worth a damn, but no one can steal a sign off him! 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
1346 He does a great fade away slide 1.3295 0.05534 88 61 25 2
1347 We are truly living in the golden age of fantasy baseball, Bob. 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1348 Rookie did a no show 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1349 He works from home. 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1350 And you still say we are going with “total transparency” 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1351 Yeh, he's not all there, but you should see him run 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1352 The Emperor's new pastime. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1353 Our non-binary ringer..... 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
1354 Yeah, the kid's amazing. I've never seen anything like him. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
1355 He’s good, he’s just not all there. 1.3291 0.05899 79 55 22 2
1356 Watch how he crowds the plate. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
1357 I don’t see what the scouts saw in him. 1.3281 0.05216 128 94 26 8
1358 Best damned all-round utility player we have ever had. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
1359 You've never seen a hitter like this 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
1360 He’s our virtual base runner. 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1361 We really gotta get that player to be named later nailed down. 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
1362 Must be some kind of Field of Dreams tie in . . .They used to call a screw ball the fade away . .. 1.3269 0.05370 104 74 26 4
1363 He plays like an empty suit but the fans love him. 1.3269 0.05370 104 74 26 4
1364 I just hope he doesn’t get hit by a pitch. 1.3269 0.05707 104 76 22 6
1365 Solid hitter...but holy cow, his intangibles. 1.3269 0.05707 104 76 22 6
1366 He might not look like much but he can play! 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1367 You're right, he disappears under pressure. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1368 Labor shortage! 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1369 This looks like a no-hitter 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
1370 He routinely does things we’ve never seen before. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1371 Holds the all-time record for stolen bases. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1372 If he could just get his head around it and his arms back, he'd have a helluva swing. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1373 Heads I win. 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
1374 The guy’s got a game face like you’ve never seen. 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
1375 He's about half the player he used to be. 1.3261 0.05378 92 64 26 2
1376 dude i didn’t even know he was in the shower with me until— well, i don’t want to ruin it 1.3261 0.05378 92 64 26 2
1377 I can’t see what the fuss is all about. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1378 I mean I really can’t see him striking out. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1379 Too much sunscreen I suppose. 1.3258 0.06545 89 67 15 7
1380 He’s our imaginary runner. 1.3258 0.06737 89 68 13 8
1381 He's our new designated phantom. 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
1382 He's a clear MVP candidate. 1.3256 0.05595 86 60 24 2
1383 I thought empty suits were strictly for management. 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
1384 His memoirs were also written by a ghost writer. 1.3256 0.05595 86 60 24 2
1385 I can't see him making it to the playoffs. 1.3254 0.05143 126 92 27 7
1386 He might not look like much, but boy can he play! 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 18 4
1387 There's nothing to these new recruits--it's all just hype. 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
1388 Don't worry. The referee is blind. 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
1389 He’s our invisible threat. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1390 I think Joe's run home. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1391 He's never really been all there, little bit of an air head. 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
1392 We just picked him up from the Yankees! ..To think they didn’t see much in him. 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
1393 As far as prospects go, he's not just another face in the crowd, that's for sure. 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
1394 When the empty suits took over the front office, I knew this was inevitable. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
1395 The players union called for more transparency. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1396 An empty suit, just like his father. 1.3250 0.05839 80 56 22 2
1397 We almost traded him for the Phantom of the Outfield. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1398 I’m hoping he’ll help our team, but he has a lot of holes in his swing 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1399 Oh, Carl... I haven't seen him for a long time. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1400 Can you believe our scouts found this guy? 1.3247 0.05680 77 53 23 1
1401 He’s the perfect pinch hitter 1.3247 0.05974 77 54 21 2
1402 She's a whiffle ball champion. 1.3246 0.05212 114 82 27 5
1403 He started out in boxing but everybody realized it was a little unfair. 1.3246 0.05777 114 86 19 9
1404 No one can read his signs 1.3246 0.05641 114 85 21 8
1405 He disappeared in the playoffs 1.3243 0.07227 74 56 12 6
1406 Well, this should finally cut down on player poaching. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
1407 All I said was to see it through. 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
1408 I’m thinking of letting him pitch . 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1409 Baseball is all about merchandising now. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1410 Great contact hitter. He's hardly ever caught looking. 1.3238 0.04784 105 72 32 1
1411 We had ghost runners in my neighborhood when I was a kid, but this is a first. 1.3235 0.05243 102 72 27 3
1412 He could be one of the best; but he never shows up for practice. 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
1413 Looks like a new variant. 1.3235 0.06099 102 77 17 8
1414 He was an extra in 'Field of Dreams.' 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
1415 The umps sure as hell aren't going to find any 'stickum' on him... 1.3235 0.05601 102 74 23 5
1416 This guy can really steal bases! 1.3232 0.05712 99 70 22 5
1417 I don’t know Coach, I don’t see this guy going anywhere. 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
1418 Management 1.3232 0.06230 99 75 16 8
1419 The scouts had a really hard time finding him 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1420 I just don't get how a player that good has been totally overlooked. 1.3229 0.06194 96 72 17 7
1421 He does well selling his name but not image and likeness rights. Or she does well, we don’t know and can’t think of a safe way to ask. 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1422 Yeah, remember being a kid and having "ghost runners"... 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1423 He’s our designated non-fungible token. 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
1424 He doesn't get asked to do a lot of personal appearances. 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1425 He insists on being paid in cryptocurrency... 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
1426 I haven't had the heart to tell him the Majors no longer uses any ghost runners. 1.3226 0.05547 93 66 24 3
1427 When they said he couldn't fill Babe's shoes, I bet they didn't expect this. 1.3226 0.06516 93 69 14 8
1428 In between at-bats he takes off the uniform and tickles the opposing pitcher. 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1429 When you get to the big leagues though, it’s quite common to feel like a nobody. 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1430 They haven't been able to tag him out yet. 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1431 Hard to see,and sneaky fast. 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1432 I still get goosebumps when he takes off all his clothes to steal second. 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
1433 Oscar has a, let's just say, foolproof technique for stealing home. 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1434 On the other hand he never gets hit by a pitch. 1.3222 0.05876 90 64 21 4
1435 This was the only way they’d let a girl play. 1.3222 0.06672 90 69 13 8
1436 Bill's working from home today. 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
1437 It makes the steroid use less obvious 1.3220 0.06004 118 92 14 12
1438 He tries to test me but I can see right through him. 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
1439 I used invisible ink on the lineup card. 1.3218 0.05779 87 62 22 3
1440 He’s great at stealing signs. 1.3218 0.05779 87 62 22 3
1441 He’s a rookie, but hits like a pro. They’ll never see him coming. 1.3218 0.05543 87 61 24 2
1442 I think he is taking this transparency thing too far... 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1443 If I had more hits than plate appearances, I’d be a batting champion too. 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
1444 Best sunscreen ever. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
1445 He'd be our best base stealer if he didn't have to wear a uniform. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
1446 He said he’d give his right arm to play in the Majors, but he never expected they’d demand his left arm and head, too. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
1447 Is it me or did he put too much sunblock on? 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1448 He disarmed me with his talent. 1.3210 0.05781 81 57 22 2
1449 It doesn't look like he's in the game. 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1450 I hear he leaves it all on the field! 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1451 His Dad’s the empty suit who owns the team. 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1452 Been in this game a long time, but I still see things I haven't seen before 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1453 Looks like they ghosted another one. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1454 Sometimes he only wears his hat. 1.3205 0.07183 78 60 11 7
1455 This is one we will have to judge by talent alone. 1.3205 0.05911 78 54 21 2
1456 You're right. He doesn't hog the limelight. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
1457 Player to be named later. 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1458 And without the uniform just imagine him stealing bases! 1.3204 0.05382 103 74 25 4
1459 The pitcher has a hard time seeing the strike zone. 1.3204 0.06048 103 78 17 8
1460 He's really a slugger like no one has ever seen. 1.3204 0.05556 103 75 23 5
1461 No batter, no batter! 1.3204 0.05556 103 75 23 5
1462 I hope he also makes the ball disappear. 1.3204 0.06048 103 78 17 8
1463 He's a nobody 1.3200 0.05101 100 70 28 2
1464 Technically he has no strike zone. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1465 Well, that'll confuse the pitcher 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1466 He’s just not the same player he once was. 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
1467 Last season he was a nobody. Now look at him! 1.3200 0.06342 75 54 18 3
1468 ...I just bumped into him in the shower one day. 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
1469 Poor Jimmy. With his batting average I’d want to be invisible too. 1.3200 0.06342 75 54 18 3
1470 Kevin’s taken the ghost runner to whole new level. 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
1471 Those "No batter, no batter, no batter" rants finally had an effect. 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
1472 They said he had potential in the Minor League, I don't see it. 1.3200 0.05483 100 72 24 4
1473 ‘“He won’t be caught looking.” 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1474 The majors, huh? I didn’t see it in him. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1475 He's our best ghost runner . 1.3196 0.05394 97 69 25 3
1476 They say his game face is intense, but I just don't see it. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1477 I hear he was an extra in Field of Dreams. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1478 Even with him. This game is still going to be boring........ 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1479 And then he signed the contract in—get this—invisible ink! 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
1480 Clothes do make the man. 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
1481 No one can touch him. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1482 She says that people can't see her. 1.3194 0.06508 72 52 17 3
1483 I hope he can hit. I have never seen him. 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
1484 I can't believe he didn't show up! 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1485 Well you gotta admit, the kid has spirit. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1486 Whenever we need a no-hitter we send in this guy. 1.3191 0.06455 94 72 14 8
1487 I told you he was just an empty suit. 1.3191 0.06275 94 71 16 7
1488 That’s our new recruit. He can’t pitch. He can’t hit. But he’s a great runner. 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
1489 He's better at hide-and-seek than hitting the curveball. 1.3190 0.04989 116 83 29 4
1490 Best part is, he's never called out for stealing bases. 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1491 His talents weren't immediately apparent. 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1492 Sure,the kid can hit. But he disappears in big games. 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1493 There's real baseball and fantasy baseball. 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
1494 He claims to be the ghost of Babe Ruth. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1495 SPF 900 1.3182 0.06574 88 67 14 7
1496 That's the spirit! 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1497 I can't see him getting a hit 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1498 This makes for a tough strike zone. 1.3182 0.05725 88 63 22 3
1499 Hey, it's Florida. Ya can't discuss race, gender, or ectoplasm. 1.3176 0.06528 85 64 15 6
1500 He's been very transparent with us during contract negotiations. 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1501 Well that’s one way to save face if you strike out. 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
1502 Most years we don’t have the arms, but this is getting ridiculous. 1.3176 0.05849 85 61 21 3
1503 I wish he were more than an empty suit! 1.3173 0.06151 104 79 15 9
1504 No matter what, you never see fear in his eyes. 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
1505 Heh heh, our secret weapon, they'll never see him coming. 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1506 You’re right they signed an empty suit. 1.3168 0.06123 101 77 16 8
1507 You'll probably want to avoid showering at the same time he does. 1.3165 0.06871 79 60 13 6
1508 Claude Rains IV. He says call him Claudie. 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
1509 This kid's got a lot of intangibles. 1.3165 0.07103 79 61 11 7
1510 I just don’t see it with him, for some reason. 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
1511 So we figured, 'why can't the ghost runner get an at-bat?' 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
1512 This is the 'player to be named later' from that last trade. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
1513 Yeah, he can really crowd the plate. 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
1514 If the Analytics say empty uniform, who am I to argue? 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
1515 He's our best ghost runner. Let's see if he can hit. 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
1516 We just need to get him on base - after that, nobody can touch him. 1.3158 0.05241 95 67 26 2
1517 He's clearly talented. 1.3158 0.07305 76 59 10 7
1518 He's never been caught stealing a base 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
1519 Wait till he takes off his uniform and steals 2nd, 3rd, and Home... 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
1520 Before the game, Red, I told the boys to leave it all on the field.” 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1521 Wait’ll you see the ump if he slides. 1.3152 0.05338 92 65 25 2
1522 It's why he has the "Zero" jersey. 1.3152 0.06545 92 71 13 8
1523 The League is really stressing greater transparency this season. 1.3152 0.05558 92 66 23 3
1524 Twenty bucks says we still see him scratch and spit. 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1525 I for one think these new players on the Emperor's team look great 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
1526 Yesterday’s trade. He’s the player to be named later. 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
1527 He’s getting ready to clear the bases. 1.3151 0.06130 73 52 19 2
1528 That vanishing cream was the only way she could get on base. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
1529 We asked for "invincible"..autocorrect 1.3151 0.07773 73 58 7 8
1530 He’s our Disintegrated Hitter. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1531 There’s more than one way to have a no-hitter. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1532 Good luck finding the strike zone 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1533 He’ll show up for the playoffs. 1.3146 0.05671 89 64 22 3
1534 He’s the new face of Bitcoin. 1.3146 0.06311 89 69 13 7
1535 We signed Eddie on to add some team spirit. 1.3146 0.05202 89 62 26 1
1536 I’ve heard he’s related to ageless Joe! 1.3143 0.07760 70 55 8 7
1537 They won’t know what hit ‘em. But neither will we. 1.3143 0.06286 70 50 18 2
1538 He’s just some nobody from Springfield 1.3143 0.05948 105 80 17 8
1539 Name is "Who", plays first base. 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1540 I don't believe in ghosts either, but as long as we keep winning, Bob's gonna keep playing. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1541 I told you the dude was an empty suit. 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1542 Good glove, but as a hitter he's nothing to look at. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1543 I encouraged him to be invincible. 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
1544 Rick is all about team spirit 1.3137 0.05020 102 72 28 2
1545 He's playing headgames again. 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
1546 This guy steals bases like nobody's business! 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
1547 He's a real no-where man!! 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1548 And we signed him for next to nothing! 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1549 Ghost runner on second has worked, so why not this? 1.3133 0.06841 83 64 12 7
1550 Huge personality, believe it or not. 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1551 He snuck up on me once in the showers. Scared me half to death. And, oh, is that guy hung! 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1552 I think this new Rains kid is really working out. 1.3131 0.05106 99 70 27 2
1553 Never again - will we accused of non-transparency! 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1554 We traded our guy for a player to be named later but he still hasn't shown up. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1555 He told the genie he wanted to be invincible but you know he mumbles. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1556 I tell you, this kid came literally outa nowhere! 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1557 Even ghosts need side gigs in today's economy 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1558 You should see him do the hidden ball trick. 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
1559 I just can’t see him hitting a home run…and more to the point, I just can’t see him. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1560 'For a star, he's remarkably self-effacing.' 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
1561 His minds not in it 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
1562 His baseball card is amazing. 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
1563 Carl’s being quite distant lately 1.3125 0.06999 64 47 14 3
1564 He's usually a ghost runner, but we're down by twelve, so what the heck? 1.3125 0.05790 80 57 21 2
1565 Let's have him bat naked. 1.3125 0.06796 80 61 13 6
1566 Transgender AND Transparent! He knocks it outta the park for diversity. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1567 I didn't think he would take 'three strikes and you're out!' so literally. 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
1568 He's exactly half the player he used to be. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
1569 I guess that's the only way to get a woman player in this league! 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1570 He may be a lousy hitter, but he sure can run. 1.3125 0.05790 80 57 21 2
1571 Did he really pass the drug test? 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1572 I’m tellin’ ya, this kid has clear potential” 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1573 Sometimes he magical,and other times it's like he just isn't there 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
1574 He’s a true designated hitter—you can’t see him until he swings the bat. 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1575 Poor kids gotta sell their bodies to play in the big leagues these day 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1576 I realize this changes everything. 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1577 Leaves room for the imagination, don’t you think? 1.3117 0.05921 77 55 20 2
1578 Bet ya that pitcher has never faced a hitter like this. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1579 To be fair, the curveball is no better at seeing him. 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
1580 He's no longer allowed to shower with the other players. 1.3115 0.07590 61 46 11 4
1581 They'll never see what hit them. 1.3115 0.07941 61 47 9 5
1582 Ralph Ellison. He must be so proud. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
1583 The scouting report says “nobody” can get a hit off this pitcher. Send him in. 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
1584 We asked for transparency from the front office, but I think they got the wrong idea. 1.3111 0.05619 90 65 22 3
1585 He’s a supernatural 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
1586 He is OUT OF UNIFORM! 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1587 Now that’s what I call a ghost runner! 1.3111 0.05392 90 64 24 2
1588 Have you actually seen him in the locker room? 1.3111 0.05619 90 65 22 3
1589 He’s a player to be named later 1.3109 0.05566 119 91 19 9
1590 He may be invisible, but he really shows up on the scorecards. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1591 If you think THAT'S creepy, you should see him shower. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1592 Empty suit' "....? 1.3108 0.05417 74 49 23 0
1593 He' s the best player of our team! You see, he runs as though he were wind. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1594 He's the best player nobody's ever seen. 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1595 I keep telling him his hitting strategy is so transparent. 1.3107 0.05168 103 74 26 3
1596 Yeah, you know...diversity, inclusion and all that. 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1597 If he let's on he takes off his uniform and steal home... 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1598 When he hits the ball, nobody can see where it goes 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1599 I hope one day to see him in the Hall of Fame or anywhere, actually. 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1600 This kid really came out of nowhere! 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1601 Once he gets on base, he just strips off his clothes, steals second, steals third....You get the picture! 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1602 He’s nothing to look at but he sure can hit! 1.3100 0.05260 100 72 25 3
1603 Runs so fast you can barely see him. 1.3099 0.06213 71 51 18 2
1604 I don’t know what happened, but when he stepped out of the cornfield, that’s how he was. 1.3095 0.05341 126 96 21 9
1605 He's great at stealing. 1.3095 0.05611 84 60 22 2
1606 Damn he's fast! 1.3095 0.06770 84 65 12 7
1607 Sure he's good, but I just can't see him making it through the season. 1.3095 0.06770 84 65 12 7
1608 You think it’s too late to take him out? 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1609 Ever watch Abbott and Costello? 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1610 He tends to disappear in big moments. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1611 Nowadays he's just the ghost of the player he used to be. 1.3093 0.04940 97 68 28 1
1612 Is that Ralph Ellison? 1.3088 0.06375 68 49 17 2
1613 I think he’s our missing link. 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
1614 He hasn't been designated yet 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
1615 Well, his batting average is nothing to look at either. 1.3086 0.05455 81 57 23 1
1616 You'd never guess, but he's really got quite the arm on him." 1.3086 0.05455 81 57 23 1
1617 Great pitch! Blew him away! 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1618 What if he gets hit by a pitch in an invisible part? 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
1619 People call him an empty suit, but he can really spot a curveball. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1620 He reminds me of how I feel when I vote. 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
1621 The metaverse is the future - no players, no wages! 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1622 The mascot retired. 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
1623 He messes up their entire "hit 'em where they ain't" strategy! 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1624 And his contract included a 'no tattoos' clause. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1625 I have no idea how he keeps his eye on the ball 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1626 This kid's a washout. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1627 And if he gets on first, he can steal second base by taking his clothes off. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
1628 He'll be named later. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
1629 I've heard of ghost runners, but this is a first. 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
1630 He could use a little sun… 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1631 He's a part-time magician and full-time baseball player! 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
1632 Well, "The player to be named later" is still a mystery. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1633 It’s a real shame. Loads of talent but lacks recognition. 1.3077 0.05343 91 65 24 2
1634 That's why we named the team "The Avengers." 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1635 It's a variation on the hidden ball trick. 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
1636 He's an unknown quantity. 1.3071 0.04810 127 93 29 5
1637 He is an out of sight hitter. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1638 Nobody can tell where his strike zone is." 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1639 He’s our undesignated hitter. 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1640 "All players must take the potion. A measure to reduce racism in baseball. Gonna miss the whacky hairdos. 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
1641 He may not make much of an impression but he is a real utility man. 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
1642 Ahh, guy phones it in if it ain't the playoffs. 1.3068 0.05447 88 63 23 2
1643 And everyone chants, ‘No hitter, no hitter!’ Hilarious. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1644 He’s a nobody, but he sure can hit! 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1645 We like to mold our new players from the ground up. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1646 Gotta love the ol’ hidden batter trick! 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1647 They’re never going to see this one coming. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1648 '...then he turns to the pitcher and says, go ahead, try and stick it in my ear.' 1.3068 0.05447 88 63 23 2
1649 Looks like those “no batter no batter” taunts are really getting to him. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1650 Couldn't find his batting average. It's probably invisible, too. 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
1651 I told you you he wasn't all there today. 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
1652 He's always fantastic during the regular season, but somehow he tends to disappear in the playoff! 1.3067 0.05687 75 53 21 1
1653 This is a true no-hitter. 1.3067 0.05995 75 54 19 2
1654 I just wish he could keep his head in the game. 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1655 And I thought you were pale. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1656 He's great! Always shows up for practice...I think. 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1657 As a rookie, he's still trying to get it all together. 1.3067 0.05687 75 53 21 1
1658 He has a lot of hidden talents. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1659 He's our newest fill-in player from the minors. Not sure if he's fully developed yet. 1.3063 0.05836 111 86 16 9
1660 He hasn’t yet had any plate appearances. 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
1661 They're probably wondering. Hey, who's at bat? 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
1662 Transparency is overrated. 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
1663 Something went wrong with the trade. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1664 It’s works just like the green screen behind the plate. 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1665 How much you wanna bet he does the disappearing act again as soon as the game is over and the uniform is off? 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1666 Wait until he takes his uniform off when he gets on base. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
1667 I just don't see what the fuss is all about. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
1668 We just signed him to a million dollar contract, sight unseen. 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1669 Our clean-up batter just took off all the dirt. 1.3053 0.05614 95 68 21 4
1670 … And we pay him in Bitcoin. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1671 The new uniform colors just wash him out. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1672 He can't bat, he can't field and he can't throw - but we sold out when we said The Invisible Man was playing today. 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
1673 If we send him back down to the minors, who would notice? 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
1674 I just don’t see him making it in the pros. 1.3049 0.05673 82 59 21 2
1675 There goes the face of Major League Baseball. 1.3049 0.05673 82 59 21 2
1676 He came up through the nude league. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1677 Some say this "working from home" trend has gone too far, but this kid's been hitting .410 remotely. 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
1678 I''ll never get used to the tenth-inning ghost runner rule. 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
1679 He was traded from the metaverse. 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
1680 At long last the Mets realized they can field literally nobody and perform just as well 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1681 I just hope he can see the ball! 1.3043 0.06298 69 50 17 2
1682 He was ghosted on our team's Facebook. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1683 Sorry, but this cancel business has gone too far. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1684 I think the new guy has a lot of unseen potential. 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
1685 We got him in a trade for the guy with the head and the arms. 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
1686 He’s not ‘The Natural ‘, more like the ‘Au Naturel’ 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1687 She's one of our best. 1.3043 0.07242 69 53 11 5
1688 Plus he checks all the diversity boxes at once. 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
1689 He evidently left more than his heart in San Francisco. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1690 He's an undesignated batter. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1691 I told you invisible on the field could be a good thing! 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1692 He's that fast. His face and hands can't catch up with him. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1693 It's that new Desiccated Hitter rule. I think it leaves something to desire. 1.3038 0.07059 79 62 10 7
1694 He’s such a selfless teammate. 1.3038 0.05797 79 57 20 2
1695 I’ve never seen him look better. 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1696 Surprisingly not considered a performance-enhancing drug. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1697 This is what ten million a year gets you! 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1698 He isnt going to intimidate anyone. They'll see right through him".. 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1699 But how do we prove he stole second? 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1700 I know he's not much to look at, but he's a great hitter. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1701 The kid's got potential, but he still needs work on hand-eye coordination. 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
1702 Looks like another empty uniform 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1703 This is taking "no hitter" to the next level. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1704 I don't know how good he is at baseball, but I hear he was one helluva boxer. 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
1705 Best deal we ever made. He can run AND he can hide. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
1706 He works the graveyard shift in the off-season. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1707 They brought back the ghost runner rule. 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
1708 How did you find him? 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
1709 I told you he is fast! He’s standing on 2nd base. 1.3026 0.05626 76 54 21 1
1710 He drives the umpires nuts when he claims he's been hit by a pitch. 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
1711 He's not scared to crowd the plate. 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1712 Is that Ralph Ellison or H.G.Wells 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1713 This kid's a switch hitter, he can bat from either side of the grave. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1714 Next one up is who. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1715 They say he’s got never before seen talent. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1716 I picked him up sight unseen." 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1717 He's been trying to keep a low profile 1.3014 0.05749 73 52 20 1
1718 Remind me again, who's on first? 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1719 I can't see him being a minor leaguer for long. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1720 Looks like our ghost hitter is up! 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1721 No hand eye coordination but, boy can he run. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1722 He had to pee." 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
1723 At least he's got the spirit. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1724 We traded a pitcher, a centerfielder and a werewolf for him. 1.3012 0.05617 83 60 21 2
1725 Some things just don't show up in the stats. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1726 Yes, but he creeps me out in the showers." 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
1727 His stat sheet may look good but this one’s got no skin in the game. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1728 He’s usually late, but his uniform and gear is always on time. 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1729 No batter , No batter , No batter !! 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
1730 How do you like the new genderless uniforms 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1731 That’s Ralph Ellison. He’s real good. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
1732 His agent says he used to be an Angel. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1733 If he lifts his shirt, his strike zone goes to nothing! 1.3000 0.05795 90 65 18 4
1734 He was just traded for a player to be named later. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
1735 It's the only way we could meet all the diversity requirements. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
1736 Too bad we got fined when we put him out there without the uniform. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
1737 I heard he's a real nobody! 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1738 The bad news is that the pitcher throws an invisible ball 1.3000 0.05711 110 85 17 8
1739 Coach says sometimes Tommy’s just not all there 1.3000 0.05737 80 58 20 2
1740 He's a real jokester in the team shower 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
1741 More like Field of Screams. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
1742 He’s in a league of his own. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1743 And the best part is he has no strike zone either. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
1744 We're still having supply-chain issues. 1.3000 0.06601 90 71 11 8
1745 I hear he got his start with the hidden ball trick. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
1746 Our new DH is invincible! 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
1747 He always disappears when I tell the team to hit the showers. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1748 He is so quiet and unassuming he is almost invisible 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
1749 Yeah, but you should see his stats. 1.2991 0.05821 107 83 16 8
1750 His name is Casper, he is our new ghost runner. He's so fast you can hardly see him. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1751 I don’t care if he’s batting 1000! He’ll never be the face of this franchise. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1752 They're saying he broke baseball's transparency barrier. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1753 He doesn't look like much, but he can really knock 'em out of the park. 1.2987 0.05566 77 55 21 1
1754 GHOSTBATTER 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1755 How will we know if he gets hit by a fast ball? 1.2987 0.05566 77 55 21 1
1756 Not much to look at but great at building team spirit. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1757 I think it might be time to wash the equipment! 1.2987 0.06933 77 60 11 6
1758 He’s not much to look at but really makes the ball disappear. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1759 He disappears at clutch time. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1760 As soon as he gets on first we'll call for a steal. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1761 Is that the "I" in LGBTQIA? 1.2987 0.07410 77 62 7 8
1762 Unfortunately he's a better crime fighter than batter. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1763 He’s good, he’s just not much to look at. 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
1764 I thought we said no ghostrunners? 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
1765 See-- I told you the kid was fast! 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
1766 The guy is nothing to me. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1767 To be named later. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1768 If he took his clothes off he'd have an advantage. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1769 Only player in league history to have never been hit by a pitch. 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
1770 I don't think he has invested enough skin in the game. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1771 He's the extra innings phantom runner. 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
1772 TALK ABOUT AI IN SPORTS? 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1773 I believe he is off in a cornfield in Iowa 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1774 Must be a ghost runner. 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
1775 It's hard to tell if he's in the game. 1.2976 0.06728 84 66 11 7
1776 A player to be manned later. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1777 He’s half the player he was. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1778 Their pitcher will see right through him. 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
1779 He’s been invisible at the plate all season. 1.2973 0.05685 74 53 20 1
1780 He takes being the ghost runner literally 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1781 I can see this guy doing great things, but at the same time I can't. 1.2973 0.05685 74 53 20 1
1782 They'd see right through our strategy. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1783 A pitch hitter should never be seen or heard 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
1784 Glad the trade worked out with the Angels. 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
1785 He's supposed to help fight the "disappearing fans" thing. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 17 4
1786 Talk about facing an unknown batter! 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1787 I'd say he should get his head into the game. 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
1788 Problem is the ball's invisible too. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1789 If ghostman’s on deck, who’s on first? 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1790 He was a ghost writer for ESPN 1.2963 0.05943 81 59 18 3
1791 Hs new endorsement deal should really raise his visibility. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1792 I guess we are just rooting for laundry 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
1793 This way, we don’t have to worry about using the correct pronoun. 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
1794 Told you I’d get them to stop talking about the name change. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1795 There's no reading this guy at the plate. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1796 Remember, we've got a ghost runner on second. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1797 The front office wants more transparency. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1798 Should we take it to a body shop? 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
1799 He is light on his feet. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1800 He's the best the league's never seen! 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1801 His legs look good... 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1802 He's most effective when he's out of uniform. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1803 I warned him steroids could change his whole image. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
1804 He's the player-to-be-named-later, once he gets here. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1805 Why is it that you can’t see the potential? 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1806 No one saw this coming. 1.2958 0.05812 71 51 19 1
1807 It's odd. When he's in street clothes I barely recognize him. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
1808 He was our player to be named that we got in the last trade. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1809 HE DOESN'T LIKE TO FACE THIS PITCHER. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1810 He was great in spring training, but now he’s lost his form. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1811 This guy really leaves everything on the field. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1812 I’m just not sure he’s giving it his all. 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
1813 The cartoonists' strike is hitting us hard! 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
1814 It’s amazing: 10,000 at-bats and he’s never been hit by a pitch. 1.2949 0.05508 78 56 21 1
1815 They say his BMI is ridiculous! 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
1816 Yeah but he attends the visiting team’s pregame meetings 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1817 Talk about self-effacing! 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1818 The most important thing is that he believes in himself. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1819 Talk about a guy who can never touch base. 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
1820 I just hope he doesn't moon the pitcher again 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1821 Our next batter was traded for a player to be seen later. 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1822 So someone said, ‘Well, if management can be just a bunch of empty suits …. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1823 He's the spirit of the game. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1824 We never should have traded him. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1825 Yes,the ghost runner is only for extra innings but now he wants an equipment endorsement deal! 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1826 I could never really see him making the team, but here we are. 1.2947 0.05962 95 72 16 6
1827 Talk about an easy out. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1828 He usually doesn't show up until the playoffs. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1829 Our team's first woman ballplayer. 1.2946 0.05621 112 87 17 8
1830 The National League is slowly getting its designated hitter. 1.2946 0.05016 112 83 25 4
1831 I doubt he'll break up the no-hitter 1.2946 0.05016 112 83 25 4
1832 Do you know anything about Edward Lear? 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
1833 Yeah, and some said we didn't have a ghost of a chance to win it. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1834 I thought they got rid of the ghost runner this year... 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1835 He's the "player to be named later" we just traded for. 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
1836 He’s great in spring training, but he disappears after opening day. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1837 Well, if they're going to throw balls so fast we can't see 'em, then... 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1838 I’d like to see him at first. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1839 He may not look it, but he’s the best player you’ve never seen. 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
1840 Wait until you see his fade-away slide. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
1841 She'll grow into it." 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1842 You'll see. He's been haunting the field for so long that he's picked up a few tricks. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1843 Something new every time you turn around. Every pitcher hopes for a "no hitter" but who wants a "no batter"? 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1844 He has trouble keeping his head in the game. 1.2935 0.05250 92 67 23 2
1845 He needs to put on his game face. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1846 The clothes have no emperor! 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
1847 I know that we've allowed imaginary men in the game as baserunners for years, but I never thought that they would allow it in the DH spot. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1848 I think Jonesy overdid it with the steroid reversal pills. 1.2933 0.07045 75 59 10 6
1849 You sure we should have him bunt? “They’re gonna see right through this guy. 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
1850 Don’t worry, the kid’s a nobody! 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1851 He's amazing. He can't be tagged out! 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
1852 With cowboys it's "All hat and no saddle". 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
1853 I guess we really should have designated a hitter. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1854 Told you his head ‘s not in the game any more. But what’s with the phantom arms? That’s taking it too far. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1855 His parents paid for the stadium. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1856 Well, they told us he was just an empty suit 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1857 So what, he doesn't have a body. It's a cerebral game. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1858 Inside fastballs don't seem to bother him anymore, 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
1859 ...but he sure has spirit! 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
1860 Him? He’s the player to be named later. 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
1861 He's not on social media either... 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
1862 It’s the least offensive mascot we could find. 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
1863 The cartoonist once got hit by a pitch. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1864 Wait! If you're here, then who's on first?! 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1865 We definitely need someone who can fill his shoes. 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1866 They'll never know what hit them. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1867 who's the new guy? I've never seen him before 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1868 He's not the player he used to be. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1869 His batting average is infinite as you can’t divide by zero. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
1870 I told you playing with women would change everything. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1871 I know it goes against the book Charlie,but who says ghost runners can’t hit? 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1872 The player to be named later didn’t quite make it in time. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1873 Kid's got trouble making contact but the scouts say he's got great intangibles. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1874 He's unbeanable. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1875 The strike zone is also invisible to the pitcher. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1876 We picked him up in the draft. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1877 Guess I’m not the only one he’s ghosting. 1.2913 0.05955 103 81 14 8
1878 He holds the record for most stolen bases! 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1879 You've never seen somebody hit like this guy 1.2911 0.05450 79 57 21 1
1880 Is the helmet really necessary? 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1881 Refreshingly off all social media. 1.2911 0.06016 79 61 14 4
1882 You're thinking too much 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1883 He’s a wanna-be. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1884 He strips and steals bases like you can't believe. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1885 These days it's all or nothing. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1886 He's the best player that I've never seen. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
1887 He crowds the plate, but he’s never been hit by a pitch. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1888 I saw a great recipe for roasted Capon in the Times yesterday. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1889 We got him from Synecdoche, NY. 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
1890 Where's his strike zone? 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1891 HR is trying out hybrid work 1.2907 0.05196 86 62 23 1
1892 To be honest, I didn't think he'd pass the drug test. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1893 It's Elon Musk's idea. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1894 They've never seen him hit. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1895 He just read The Invisible Man 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1896 I saw his face once after a head first slide into second. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1897 This is what the fans come to not see. 1.2899 0.05876 69 50 18 1
1898 The Yankees are getting the procedure for their whole team. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
1899 He's that "player to be named later" from the Lopez trade. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
1900 Who’s on deck? 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
1901 He bats tenth. 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
1902 They won't see him coming! 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
1903 We have to put him on second base 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
1904 His head is never in the game. 1.2895 0.05562 76 55 20 1
1905 I guess this will be a no header 1.2895 0.05562 76 55 20 1
1906 Did you designate a hitter? 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
1907 As you know,he has never been a complete player. 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
1908 Somehow, he’s the new face of the franchise. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1909 He’s the best base stealer we’ve got. 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
1910 His name's Casper. We thought we'd give him a try. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1911 You should see his fastball. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1912 He’ll never lead the league in plate appearances. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1913 When he gets the steal sign, he takes off his clothes. 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
1914 Well, the front office did say part of the trade was a "player to be named later" 1.2892 0.06068 83 62 16 4
1915 He’s a streaky hitter. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1916 I think it's a great way to show support for trans parents! 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1917 Looks like budget cuts hit the mascot this year. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1918 We think he's trans. Parent. 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
1919 Where do we put him/her/they on the ethnicity survey? 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1920 He's easy to coach,but hard to look in the eye. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
1921 Non-binary. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1922 He got called up from Los Angeles 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1923 He's the only kind of designated hitter the National League would accept. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1924 I didn’t know the ghost runner could hit! 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
1925 Now I'm as sensitive to cancel culture as the next guy, but Ralphie takes it too far. 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
1926 I don't feel he gets the recognition he deserves. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1927 It wins games. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1928 He's a panic when the players shower after a game. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1929 Naked, he's got the stolen base record in the bag! 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
1930 Apparently, he’s on vacation.” 1.2879 0.06017 66 48 17 1
1931 Poor guy is drawing a blank again. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
1932 He's from the 3-D printer League. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
1933 No pitcher has seen a batter like this. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
1934 I don't think the virtual bat boy works. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
1935 They're taking all the humanity out of baseball. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1936 And he's a switch hitter! 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
1937 He really has his feet on the ground. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
1938 Lost a lot of weight over the winter. 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
1939 He always strikes out because the pitcher can see right though him. 1.2877 0.05680 73 53 19 1
1940 Not much of a hitter but when he drops his clothes no one’s better at stealing bases. 1.2877 0.05680 73 53 19 1
1941 True story - these goofy new-fangled rules now require ghost runners in extra innings. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
1942 Never seen a kid like him. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
1943 He's on that new crash diet. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
1944 Nice enough fella…no substance. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1945 This is the only way a woman will ever play in the Majors 1.2875 0.05394 80 58 21 1
1946 he keeps the pitchers guessing, doesn't he? 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1947 Brad said he wasn’t fit, but I saw right through him! 1.2875 0.06702 80 63 11 6
1948 He told me he's Claude Rains grandson. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
1949 Pitch 'em where they ain't. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1950 I was surprised too when he turned out to be the "player to be named later." 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1951 He lost more than his head. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1952 Boy, these new Tesla uniforms just play themselves! 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1953 Yes.He’s still looking for his first hit. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1954 Who called up another Unicode character from the minors? 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
1955 The ghost of Baseball Present 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1956 The guys say he’s a riot in the showers. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1957 He's just an average hitter but he excels at stealing signs. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1958 Is team spirit literal now? 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1959 Technically, he doesn't count as an extra player on the field 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1960 Take me out, literally. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1961 Yeah, the locker room can get pretty awkward too. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1962 Do you think we should sneak him some steroids again? 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1963 And he's awfully hard to pitch to when he chews tobacco. 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
1964 Who knew the rapture would only affect shortstops? 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
1965 Kinda takes away the beanball, doesn’t it… 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1966 His last coach rated him very highly on the intangibles. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1967 Nobody steals bases like he does. 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
1968 Ya just gotta believe, Freddie 1.2857 0.05981 98 77 14 7
1969 We're still waiting on the personal pronouns. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
1970 I didn't know work from home was an option! 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1971 He's the best ghost rummer I've ever had. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1972 He’s our ghost second base runner for the extra innings games. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
1973 He’s a ghost of his former self. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1974 The guy's "eye" and swing are like he's not even there. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1975 Who ya gonna call. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1976 But he has heart. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1977 He’s ghosting the pitcher. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1978 He looks like an empty suit to me, but the analytics guys say he usually gets on base. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
1979 Turns out, he’s been on the team for years. 1.2857 0.07650 63 50 8 5
1980 The uniform gives him away. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
1981 He's required to wear a hat in the locker room. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
1982 Greg’s been working remotely lately 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
1983 No wonder the crowd keeps yelling boo! 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1984 So this is our player-to-be-named-later, right coach? 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1985 As a player, he's got a lot of intangibles. 1.2857 0.07650 63 50 8 5
1986 He's our first designated NFT. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1987 I don’t really like the new guy. He isn’t all there sometimes. 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1988 He's really good at avoiding the press after games. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1989 Stealing a base should be a snap for Chuck. 1.2842 0.05325 95 72 18 4
1990 "Can't hit for beans but he nails the phantom double play" 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
1991 I don't know what it is, but something tells me his head isn't in the game today. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
1992 He's our secret weapon - they never see him coming. 1.2842 0.05532 95 74 16 5
1993 I know right! He signs his name ‘______’! 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1994 The owner says he's the new face of baseball. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1995 He does a loony laugh when he stands at the plate, too! 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1996 People said the designated hitter wouldn’t catch on either. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1997 You should see his version of the "hidden ball" trick. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1998 Give him a chance, what more can he lose? 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1999 He’s our designated ghost hitter. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
2000 The DH wasn’t enough? 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
2001 He might not look like much, but he's got a great eye. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2002 He just showed up when we were getting dressed. 1.2838 0.05616 74 54 19 1
2003 Should we lend a hand? Looks like his head is somewhere else. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2004 The ringers hit or miss. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2005 He’s got a beautiful swing. Or so he tells me. 1.2838 0.05616 74 54 19 1
2006 He's got something you can't quite put your finger on. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
2007 It gives new meaning to the hidden ball trick! 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2008 To be honest, I can't tell if he's enjoying himself. 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
2009 You know, this is one pinch hitter they never saw coming. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
2010 He hasn't stolen quite as many bases since they made him wear the uniform 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
2011 I think they put too much starch in the uniforms. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
2012 He’s an unnatural. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2013 I thought it was only the ‘sport’ of Baseball that was disappearing... 1.2836 0.05942 67 49 17 1
2014 This team has no spirit?! ... Wrong. 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
2015 He's the player to be designated later. 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
2016 The best pinch hitter in the league. They never see him coming. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2017 Needless to say, he was hard to read during contract negotiations 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
2018 Yah, but he's the best pitcher we've ever had. Nobody can see his windup! 1.2836 0.05942 67 49 17 1
2019 He’s so fast nobody sees him swing 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
2020 Sure, he's an empty suit, but he gets on base every time! 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
2021 Camo tattoos. 1.2833 0.06330 60 44 15 1
2022 Some people like this kid, but I'm not seeing it. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
2023 When did they start using the designated apparition ? 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
2024 Plays on the boys team too. 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
2025 The Invisible Man strikes out again. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
2026 I expect him to play well today. He's got his game face on. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2027 Let's hope he can drive in the runner we don't have on third base. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2028 They’ll never see what hit’em. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2029 On base he strips naked. He’s stolen home 46 times already. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2030 The kid’s really a competitor, he leaves it all on the field. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2031 He’ Rene Magritte’s great grandson. Show off! 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2032 The scouts never saw him but the metrics say he's undervalued. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2033 I hear other teams wonder what we see in him 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2034 One can never tell what he’s thinking out there 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2035 The new guy is slowly coming into form… 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2036 I know he vanishes at the end of the movie, but he's still a great hitter. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2037 Talks a good game, but he's full of hot air. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2038 Must be the new 4th baseman.” 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
2039 We're all impressed, but we had something else in mind when we were talking about 'team spirit.' 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2040 We used some voodoo science mixed with horse dewormer and presto magico, we draft the ghost of Babe Ruth. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2041 He hasn't been the same since he used his first wish 1.2824 0.05189 85 62 22 1
2042 that sunscreen is a tad harsh 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2043 I can't believe it...he came out of nowhere! 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2044 Now they say "LGBTQI". 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
2045 He ghosted us. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
2046 He's new, name is Casper. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
2047 They say the Uniform makes the man.... 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2048 It's the latest style in uniforms. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2049 Wait to see him steal a base. 1.2821 0.06294 78 59 14 4
2050 He's dialing in from the metaverse 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
2051 He's an unrecognized talent 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2052 You think that's funny. When he takes a shower, he always leaves his cap on. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2053 You're new here. Make sure you give him a wide berth in the locker room. 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
2054 When the Mets have the best record in baseball, anything is possible. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2055 He’s a shadow of his old self. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2056 The key to being a successful coach? Always remind your players to keep their head in the game.” 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2057 Sure, he led the league in steals, but how do I get him to score? 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2058 He's feeling bad--he couldn't find his left glove. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2059 If he gets on base, the uniform is coming off until he steals home. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2060 It was a partial trade. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2061 So, we get him on 1st, he takes off his clothes, steals 2nd, 3rd and then home.... and voila, we win! 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
2062 He's batting under that new rule -- the Undesignated Hitter. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2063 The team's trying out a new uniform. 1.2817 0.07284 71 57 8 6
2064 I love a man in uniform. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2065 He's got a new sponsorship deal, SPF 5000 sunscreen. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
2066 So why the legs? 1.2816 0.05921 103 82 13 8
2067 Really creeps out the pitchers. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
2068 Yeah, he is our ghost runner for extra innings,but he always wanted to stand in front of the fans and swing a bat ! 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
2069 If only he didn't have to wear a uniform. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
2070 A different kind of 'no hitter'. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2071 He’s out on strike, but his uniform isn’t. 1.2812 0.05665 64 46 18 0
2072 He's a supernatural, I'm tellin' ya 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2073 Everyone missed him in the draft. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
2074 I thought steroids were supposed to make you bigger. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
2075 This will be his first plate appearance. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2076 He’s clearly out of his league. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
2077 I think management took the ghost runner rule a bit too literal 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2078 I wonder what that guys secret is to such a clear complexion. 1.2809 0.06587 89 71 9 8
2079 And he complies with our disability inclusion policy too. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2080 Trust me—they’ll never see what hit ‘em. 1.2809 0.05051 89 65 23 1
2081 He seems to be just phoning it in. 1.2805 0.04992 82 59 23 0
2082 THE GUYS KEEP ON BUMPING INTO HIM IN THE SHOWER. 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
2083 You might want to check out that new brand of body wash in the showers! 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2084 He's just an empty suit. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2085 They signed him to be the tenth-inning ghost runner. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
2086 Now let's see them try to pitch a 'no hitter.' 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
2087 I’m telling you Bob,this guy got nothing left! 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2088 He's very shy. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
2089 It gets really weird after the game when we shower. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2090 He’s usually a solid player, but sometimes something seems to be missing. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2091 The team is taking the term “ghost runner” to a whole new level this season… 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2092 We got him in a trade with the Angels. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2093 He is ghosting his girl friend 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
2094 He's clearly our best player. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2095 That’s it! Jay shaved his beard 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
2096 He must have given 100 percent. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2097 His batting average is great but I can never read his signals. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2098 We sign him for 30 million, then they make him put on a uniform. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2099 I'm pretty concerned about him. He just hasn't been able to get it together recently. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2100 Scares the heck out of the pitchers! 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2101 No race, no religion, no opinions, no dysmorphia triggers - it's the perfect mascot! 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
2102 The invisible Batman 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2103 He's no slugger, but he confuses the heck out of the pitcher. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2104 If he makes it to 1st base, he plans to strip naked and see if he can't score. 1.2797 0.05231 118 92 19 7
2105 He's got a bold strategy for base stealing. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2106 I just wish his salary was as invisible as he is. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2107 He never gets hit by a pitch. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2108 Since the 1919 scandal he's been haunting this field, so we got him cheap. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
2109 He's a good kid, but --I can't quite put my finger on it--something's missing. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2110 We couldn’t find a replacement. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
2111 Which invisible player is he? 1.2794 0.05482 68 49 19 0
2112 I figured I'd sneak him into the lineup. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
2113 Say Larry, I’ll give ya five dollars to go ask him where those hotdogs go after he eats ‘em. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
2114 It's virtual baseball! 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
2115 Isn't this carrying 'player to be named later' a bit too far? 1.2791 0.04865 86 62 21 1
2116 Tonight we’ve got a no-hitter on deck, literally. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
2117 I wish we could send Griffin up to the plate without his uniform. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2118 Last night he was legless and now this. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2119 So he didn't chuck it into the Cracks of Doom after all. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2120 Wow! He's fast. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
2121 No, that’s Nobody 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2122 You'll see him when we play the American League 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2123 Yup you become invisible at a certain age. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2124 Where did they find this guy? 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
2125 The scouts called him a can’t-miss prospect. I don’t know how they found him? 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
2126 Boo. 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
2127 Can you see me now?" 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2128 The salary cap was exhausted. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2129 The other teams have adjusted, but a few umpires have run for the hills. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2130 I was skeptical at first, but it was only because I didn't know what I was looking at. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2131 She's from the virtual farm team 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2132 Wait'll you see him strip and steal bases. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
2133 They call him a no hitter. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2134 keep your eye on the bat 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
2135 Did you ever not see anything like that before? 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2136 I've heard of ghost runners,but this is taking things too far. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2137 Now that’s a switch hitter! 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2138 Wait til the Paperdoll Team bats! 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2139 Just brought him up. Reports are he's even harder to tag out than Javier Baez. 1.2778 0.05918 90 69 15 5
2140 It's the latest big income tax evasion strategy. 1.2778 0.05672 72 53 18 1
2141 He said he always felt invisible until he started playing baseball. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
2142 He’s really in the (meta) zone! 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2143 Hey coach, our player is invisibly upset with your last call! 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2144 DiMaggio said that Marilyn would fuck the life out of him,but god damn. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2145 Maybe a trip to the beach? I'm thinking some of our guys could use a suntan. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2146 Sliding into home plate can be comlicated. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2147 He’s all image and no substance. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2148 He's trying to save face. 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
2149 ... Just wait till you see him slide! 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
2150 No one on the bases has laid a finger on him. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
2151 Solid base runner. Tons of spirit! 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2152 Best deal I ever made. Gotbhim for nothing 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2153 That's called gender neutral. 1.2771 0.05231 83 61 21 1
2154 The ambiguous strike zone creates a strategic uncertainty. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2155 He ran home. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
2156 And they say she's a switch-hitter too. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2157 I can’t see him making it in this league. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2158 He's the coach's nephew. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2159 This team is so bad, they are starting to imagine better teamates! 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
2160 That'll stop sign-stealing. 1.2769 0.07438 65 52 8 5
2161 His batting average is invisible too. 1.2769 0.06395 65 48 14 2
2162 He's our player to be named later in the johnson trade. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2163 Look mom, no hands...or head 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2164 That was quite the sneeze! 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2165 Pitching a no hitter. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
2166 The umps can’t tell the difference 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2167 To think, they almost didn't let him play just because he was born The Invisible Woman. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
2168 Our designated hitter is ghastly! 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
2169 He never shows up to the big games. 1.2763 0.05164 76 55 21 0
2170 We're in the middle of a Claude Rains delay. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2171 I hear he's not shy in the showers." 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
2172 He'd be a great base stealer without the uniform. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
2173 He' a ghost of what he once was. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2174 His dad’s in the movies. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
2175 He was just traded. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
2176 That is some good sunscreen! 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
2177 He'll never a git a hit. Pitchers see right through him. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
2178 Who's on first, but No One's on deck" 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2179 What does your imaginary friend do? 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2180 Fred, I’m starting to see how right you are. Empty suits is all we got to work with; no wonder were in the cellar. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
2181 And he's never been caught stealing 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2182 I see hidden promise. 1.2755 0.04979 98 73 23 2
2183 He hits them where they ain't. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2184 Hey, the league demanded full transparency. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2185 You never see pitchers bat anymore. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2186 Once he gets on first base, he's a real threat to steal second. 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
2187 I told him that the uniform wasn't necessary but he insisted on being like everyone else. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2188 We're certainly not playing him in tomorrow's double header. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2189 Never let ‘em see you sweat 1.2754 0.07411 69 56 7 6
2190 I know he's not much to look at, but just till he swings that bat. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2191 He's the undesignated hitter. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2192 I have an idea. It would greatly reduce the size of the strike zone. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
2193 When he gets on base we have him take his cloths off, he leads the league in steals. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2194 Something’s just missing from this season’s lineup. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
2195 He only shows up half the time and then he is just three quarters there 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2196 He is our bitcoin player 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2197 He's from my Fantasy League. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2198 Hidden ball tricks are one thing: this is next level 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
2199 Opposing pitchers think they can see right through him. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2200 All we could afford was a fading star. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2201 He’s really out. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2202 Looks like we're being ghosted. 1.2747 0.06264 91 73 11 7
2203 Ghost man on third 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
2204 We still need to figure out which locker room they'll use! 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
2205 If I was invisible I wouldn't play baseball" 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
2206 If anyone can break their no-hitter, it’s our no hitter. 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
2207 We signed him sight unseen 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2208 I'd heard he was a bit of an airhead 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2209 "Wait til you see his curtain call." 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2210 Well, I was told we had to be more transparent in our hiring. 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
2211 Sure, it gets a little creepy in the shower but he's batting 307. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2212 No one can call ours a homogeneous team. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2213 Our new ghost runner. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
2214 He hits the invisible balls. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2215 It helps his performance anxiety 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2216 I just don't think he is all there today. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
2217 He disappears in big games. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2218 He's got the record for most games played without a plate appearance. 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
2219 Maybe, but I don't think it's performance enhancing. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2220 I don't know skip, what if by the ninth inning he gets winded? 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
2221 They say he's quit steroids. 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
2222 This is Shoeless Joe's nephew, Joeless Shoes. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
2223 He was an extra from, Field of Dreams. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2224 Too bad he has to keep his uniform on to steal bases. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2225 They told me to scout the cornfield - and there he was! 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2226 I know, but he says that the helmet hides his bald spot. 1.2727 0.07337 66 53 8 5
2227 Removing Grady as third-base coach was clearly justified. Nobody could read any of his signs. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2228 You've never SEEN talent like this! 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2229 Man, they really won't see him coming. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2230 He/she/they/them/it are non-denominational, non-sexual, multi-colored, and obviously can be acceptable to all of our fans. 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
2231 Man! When the new Manager sends them down to the minors, he doesn't waste time, does he? 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2232 Why did he ghost us? 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2233 What am I, stupid? Of course he's in the lineup. His name is Claud. E. Rains. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2234 You know these days it's even hard to be a racist. Times are a changing❕ 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
2235 He’s the play to be named later. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2236 We were counting on his getting a hit but he came up empty. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2237 He fills that outfielder's shoes, but he has yet to show up 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2238 You may not see it now, but that girl is gonna kick butt one day. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2239 Kid's got a lotta starch. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
2240 We couldn't sign Batman. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
2241 Can’t hit what you can’t see. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2242 Apparently, it’s the best way to steal a base. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
2243 His batting troubles seem to have disappeared. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2244 He's just trying to get attention... 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2245 Remember that Make a Wish Kid? Well...better late than never. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2246 It's the element of surprise, they'll never see him coming. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
2247 I could swear his agent said the kid was invincible. Not invisible. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
2248 He’s playing like he hasn’t turned up. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2249 Kind've over did it on the sunblock. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
2250 Get an eyefull of that gal standing next to him. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2251 I’ve never seen him strike out. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2252 He's the best base stealer we have. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2253 He always bats ninth because I never really know if he's going to show up. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2254 It can be a problem in the locker room 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2255 First time coaching in the spectral league? 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2256 I don't see color either. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2257 He's the latest in our inclusivity initiative. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2258 Nothing in the rule book says the ghost runner can't take an at-bat. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2259 He's Shoeless Joe Jackson's great-grandson, Skinless 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
2260 One heck of a match with no ethnic slur! 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2261 They say he's invisible to bad coaches. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2262 Let them try. The beanball never works on this kid. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
2263 Maybe one day he’ll show up. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2264 He phones it in. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2265 If we could convince him to ditch the uniform, he’d be the best base stealer in the league! 1.2714 0.05354 70 51 19 0
2266 Good to see the spirit of the game is alive and well! 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2267 I was surprised too, but he's a helluva slugger. No one saw that coming. 1.2714 0.05727 70 51 17 1
2268 Coach, we're behind 17-2, let's pencil him for right field. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2269 Joe's trade to the Mets is only partially completed." 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
2270 That ought to give the pitcher something to think about. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
2271 Frankly, I feel he's ready for a front -office slot 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2272 In all of our years managing, we still have never seen him get a homer! 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
2273 I don't like him, either. He's so full of air... 1.2714 0.05354 70 51 19 0
2274 He’s playing out of his skin these days. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
2275 Never been beaned. 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
2276 He doesn't hit for power, but he's like a ghost on the base paths. 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
2277 The best part, is we can pay him next to nothin’ ! 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2278 On the Internet, no one knows he's a dog. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2279 Our reasons for drafting him were completely transparent. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2280 His hitting has improved, but he'll never be a complete player. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2281 We’ve now broken the Pronoun-Neutral Ceiling in organized baseball! 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2282 Alright, Invisible Man, the bases are loaded. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2283 They say this guy is the best ghost runner in Major League Baseball. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2284 I’m still adjusting to the new Invisible Hitter rule. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2285 He really sacrifices his body. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2286 You should see his sister. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2287 I've always felt torsos are overrated anyway. 1.2703 0.05543 74 55 18 1
2288 It’s called ghosting….. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2289 The kid has a great arm...I wish we could see it. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2290 They say he’s the John Cena of baseball. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2291 He would be a great player if he could just keep his head in the game. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2292 Yea, but his rookie card is priceless. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2293 He gets walked…a lot. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2294 Seriously, Coach, what do you see in him?" 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2295 We'll use him as our ghost runner in extra innings. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2296 A good players presence should be felt, not seen. 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
2297 I hear he sold his image and likeness rights to some new tech company. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2298 ...but ya gotta admit the kid's got a lotta spirit! 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
2299 I've been thinking about growing a mustache. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
2300 The cleanest baseball player to ever play you say? I thought that was a myth! 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
2301 He's never done a post-game interview. Kinda disappears into the showers. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
2302 He's a has-been. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
2303 He says it works better than sunscreen. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2304 He has the best hand-eye coordination on the team! 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2305 Don’t you think the umpire’s having a hard enough time seeing the strike zone? 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2306 Sure he's a little transparent, but it has its advantages too. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2307 A lot of potential there. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
2308 He did threaten to disappear if we didn't meet his contract demands. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2309 Do you think he'll yell if he is hit by a pitch? 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2310 I've heard of a ghost runner, but not a ghost batter 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2311 He's kind a lightweight 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2312 The invisible cream is 80% effective. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2313 And he pitched a no hitter without a ball! 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2314 I told you he tested negative! 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2315 Nope never seen him before. 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2316 I thought there was going to be angels in the outfield 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2317 I'm tellin' ya, Bob, microdosing really takes the edge off of innings 8 and 9. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2318 We still haven’t finalized his contract. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
2319 Now that’s transparency!! 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2320 He doesn’t seem to have a batting average either. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2321 I thought at first that they were just a 10th inning ghost runner, but I now understand that they are a switch hitter batting for the other team 1.2687 0.05456 67 49 18 0
2322 When the pressure is on, he disappears. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2323 No, Boo's on deck. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
2324 Everyone talks about how good he is. Apparently he’s untouchable. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2325 Nope, I'm just not seein' it 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2326 player to be determined later 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
2327 Why doesn’t he just take his clothes off? 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2328 He's a product in the making. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2329 He's just a ghost of the player he used to be. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2330 Apparently he bought Harry Potter's Cloak of Invisibility on eBay. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2331 Kid’s got all the tools for the big leagues; he’s just got to stop disappearing in key moments. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2332 When did Perez stop chewing tobacco? 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
2333 Player to be named even later. 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
2334 Can we use the same ointment on the balls? 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
2335 Looks like Joe’s overdoin’ the zinc oxide again. 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
2336 What a talent come out of nowhere. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
2337 If he can only get on, stealing second should be a piece of cake. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
2338 Fans can't heckle what they can't see. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
2339 He just doesn't look like a ballplayer to me. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
2340 He’s our indistinguishable hitter. 1.2679 0.05971 56 41 15 0
2341 I thought you said this guy would show up when we needed a hit. 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
2342 He can't hit a lick, but he's a wiz in the field at 'the old hidden ball trick.' 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
2343 Invisible Bert Merrywerth" isn't quite as catchy as "Shoeless Joe Jackson". 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
2344 The analytics say he's otherworldly. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2345 Yeah I know. It seems to happen to everyone we move to the bottom of the order. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2346 We just called him up from the Phantoms. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2347 He feels ignored! 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2348 Once they changed the DH rule it was only a matter of time before they changed the ghost runner rule. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2349 He’s never been seen as a good player. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
2350 Scout ing report? Good bat. Good glove. Bit of an airhead. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2351 It's part of his new contract. He's only visible for road games. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2352 Astro's won't be able to catch these signals. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2353 You gotta a set of signs for this guy? 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2354 He can run, and boy, can he hide! 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2355 I just feel like his head isn’t in the game. Neither are his arms, neck, or torso. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2356 Get ready to watch those legs run. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2357 No one knows his strike zone. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2358 He doesn't put enough of himself into this game. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2359 It makes his strike zone look smaller 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2360 He's the best ghost runner in the game 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
2361 We thought he disappeared 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
2362 Not only is his head not in the game, his arms are at the concession 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
2363 I checked the rules - it still counts as a plate appearance. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2364 Boo's on first haha get it? 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2365 And then he hit me with the whole non-discrimination law thing. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
2366 When he gets to first base, he takes off his uniform 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2367 I'm betting he will be the ghost run! 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
2368 He's been a no-show all season! 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2369 I'm sure it'll hit him at some point. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2370 If he gets on, the vampire bats next. 1.2667 0.07835 60 49 6 5
2371 Never seen a batter like him. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2372 As lead off, if he gets on base, he undresses, and steals all the way home. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2373 Ironically, he’s here to plug a hole in the lineup. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2374 I always kind of felt that he wasn’t really all there. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
2375 His on base percentage is way the Hell above his batting average! 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
2376 This is just the kind of player you'll find at the Walter Ruttmann classic! 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
2377 Apparently he’s just been traded. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2378 I agree the legs give it away. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2379 You should see him when he takes a shower. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2380 He's really not into it. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2381 He's the first magician to make it into the major leagues. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2382 Angels in the OutField of Dreams 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2383 It's all part of the new diversity, equity, and inclusion program. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2384 Watch for when he strips on third. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2385 You know,I don't see race 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2386 10 years of therapy and he still feels invisible 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2387 Out of the Park 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2388 Fast fact; his baseball card actually features his twin brother. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2389 Owner couldn't wait to get 'player to be named later' in the line-up. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
2390 No batter…no batter …no batter! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2391 He may be bashful but he can hit it a mile. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2392 Wait until you see this guy! 1.2656 0.07468 64 52 7 5
2393 He does ad team spirit. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2394 I told you it was bad luck to mention a no-hitter. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2395 He might be a rookie, but they'll never see him coming 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2396 That's Bert Barfield. He died from a fastball to the temple, and he appears from time to time. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2397 It's not that he has no personality: there is just nothing there. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2398 Humor him,Marv. He also thinks they won 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
2399 It's Mr Nobody hoping for a chance at bat. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
2400 It's his free agent year. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2401 I said use moneyball, but they recruited with cryptocurrency. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
2402 We just don't see him in the starting lineup. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
2403 Ghost runner on 2nd..." 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
2404 Wait until you see him run! 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2405 You can really see the intangibles that he brings to the team. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2406 Gotta keep an eye on this one! 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2407 How should we announce the gender? 1.2651 0.06658 83 68 8 7
2408 He's 72 years old and has terrible cataracts, but it scares the hell out of them. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2409 Johnny's the one we're looking to recruit. This kid is a nobody. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2410 We wanted to take Inclusion and Diversity to a new level. 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
2411 Watch him steal second! 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2412 He's the player to be framed later. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2413 Damn,I don’t think Fred’s head is in the game! 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2414 It’s still a walk, even if he floats. 1.2647 0.06151 68 51 13 2
2415 Just wait, they won't know what hit them. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2416 The minute they become free agents, they’re gone 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2417 He looked better in spring training. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2418 Think of how much we'll save on printing his baseball card! 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2419 A proud day for baseball. We’ve finally broken the “visibility” barrier. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2420 Invisible’s on first 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2421 We wanted to bat him third, but the artist went on a coffee break. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2422 He’s the best slugger I’ve never seen. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2423 I think he’s a free agent. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2424 So I figure why not the invisible hitter in the 21st century, Larry. Why not think outside the box. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2425 He's not much to look at but he hit .351 last year! 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2426 Best thing is he doesn't have a big mouth. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2427 I tell you, the kid is magic. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
2428 He keeps the pitcher guessing. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2429 I know, but it's all about the metrics. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2430 Okay, maybe I did use too much starch on the uniforms. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2431 His transparency is so good for team morale. 1.2644 0.04755 87 64 23 0
2432 I think this “virtual “ reality stuff has gone too far. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2433 Topps love being able to charge for a blank card. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2434 I love how he clears the bases. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2435 I’ve never seen anyone like him. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2436 This should finally give our team some visibility. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2437 Honestly, he's not much without the uniform. 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
2438 He really fills in the gaps on our roster. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2439 They’re filming a sequel to the movie, “The Natural.” It’s called “The Supernatural.” 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2440 Sometimes there’s a man who, well, he’s the man for his time and place. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2441 He forgot his watch 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2442 I'm glad he quit. It was creepy to see his chaw. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2443 I know he doesn't look like much, but trust me, he's good. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2444 When you play performance over personality, it’s almost like you’re intentionally placing winning above ticket sales. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2445 'Time to send in our No-Hitter' 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
2446 It gets real fun when he starts chewing tobacco. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2447 He's been batting zero for some time now 1.2639 0.05231 72 53 19 0
2448 He really gave it his all. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2449 He is more impressive out of uniform. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2450 In Bobs case clothes do make the man. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2451 I really didn’t believe that he is an airhead! 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2452 Lotsa players have talent but Buddy is truly magical. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2453 He's not the greatest batter, but he's a whiz at stealing bases. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2454 He’s having that dream again where all his clothes come to work naked 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2455 He's a great base-stealer. He just needs to remember to put the cloths back on afterwards, 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2456 Bill's invisibility is less of a base-stealing threat now that they've made him wear a uniform. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2457 I always wondered what happens when you leave a blank on the lineup card. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2458 His weakness is fastballs 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2459 First it was zombie runners now they allow invisible pinch hitters. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2460 He was our best base stealer before the No Stripping rule." 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2461 All right! Only Burford got raptured! We still have a shot at the playoffs! 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2462 I guess the pitcher will have a no-hitter. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2463 The front office wants to keep the ‘player to be named later’ on the down low. 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2464 I warned the board that that suncream sponsorship offer should have it's claims of ' Unique Properties' investigated more . 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2465 Sure, he's got talent, but I still say there's something missing... 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2466 He is renegotiating his contract. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2467 This is why I love old-timers games! 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2468 Who is never found at first base. What he does when he gets to second base, I Don't Know, we usually signal him to keep going to third. Today, maybe even to home. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2469 Just wait until you see this guy. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
2470 By mid-season the kid will be a more complete ball player. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
2471 So this is shroom chew? 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
2472 Best of all, she always plays like she has skin in the game 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
2473 Once they made the DH Rule universal, the IH was only a matter of time. 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
2474 They won’t have a book on this kid 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2475 He plays great but has no personality! 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2476 The kid stayed on the bench for a long time, but he's finally getting noticed for his ability to go unnoticed. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2477 It's his way of taking an knee - he wants more transparency 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2478 His on base percentage would be higher, but he's never been hit by a pitch. 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
2479 Supply chain issues? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2480 He thinks it's a good way to avoid getting hit by a 106 mph fastball. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2481 ...anyway I asked him what the worst part about being invisible is and he said it was almost impossible to get an accurate measurement of your dong. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2482 I switched his sunscreen with invisibility paste 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
2483 Now that’s breaking the color barrier! 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2484 He’s all throw and no show. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2485 The GM says he's untouchable. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2486 Our analytics people say there's upside if he fills out. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2487 He's still working from home. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2488 We asked him to wear his cap in the shower. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2489 If it weren't for the uniform rule, he'd lead the league in steals. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2490 He’ll fill out as he gets older. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2491 He's an introvert. 1.2615 0.07363 65 53 7 5
2492 He's part of our new drive for transparency. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2493 You should see his wife! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2494 He's not the player he once was. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2495 Yeah. He claims to be transparent,but I can see right through him. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2496 That's our missing man. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2497 I heard the coaches went to hell and back to get this guy... 1.2614 0.04980 88 66 21 1
2498 This goes to show you that diversity has come a long long way in Baseball. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2499 His stats are out of sight and he’s light on payroll. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2500 We're trying out our new ghost runner... 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2501 The guys in the front office are suits; the guys on the field are uniforms. Just go with it Mel. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2502 What until you don’t see him pitch. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2503 Remember when we were kids and played with ghost runners? 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2504 The only thing more invisible is his batting average. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2505 Great batter, but he really struggles to profit from his image and likeness. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2506 He’s still adapting to our system 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2507 Ever since the sign stealing scandal, the team has promised greater transparency. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2508 Field of surrealism 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2509 Apparently it's a salary-cap loophole. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2510 He just moved up from the Hogwarts league and insists on wearing his "lucky invisibility cloak". 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2511 I keep his baseball card in the dugout in case I forget he’s on the team. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2512 Every at-bat, this kid gives it his all. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2513 It's against the rules but fans go wild when he strips and starts chewing tobacco. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2514 I told the owner we need the GOAT and she though I said ghost. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2515 'Yeah, maybe a line-up change. Whadda ya think? Should I pencil him in?' 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2516 If you think he is weird, you should try to see the guy who is pitching! 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2517 Ah, the way he's been playing, it won't matter! 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2518 He also has a great "fade" haircut. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2519 After sign stealing, he can hit, run, and undress. His only weakness is that he has to wear one of his gloves or one of his shoes to the end. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2520 He’s being traded. The “player to be named later.” 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2521 That is some serious sunscreen. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2522 And you thought the Astros cheating was bad 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2523 He should be here any minute. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2524 Elon Musk bought the team 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2525 He was our invisible pick! 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2526 He has all but disappeared from the plate lately. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2527 Every playoffs he disappears. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2528 I told him he probably didn't need the helmet, but he insisted on wearing it. 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2529 There's such a thing as *too* cleaned-up a batter. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2530 Shoeless Joe has nothing on Hank. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
2531 As long as you can see his shoes touch the base it's ok 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2532 Our new owner is cutting costs, but it looks like he doesn't grasp the gravity of the situation. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
2533 Proof that clothes make the man! 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2534 Isn’t 8,942 a little old for a batboy? 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2535 It's our new extra inning Ghost Runner 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2536 You should see his poker face. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2537 Airhead! 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2538 I realize that. But you ought to see his analytics. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2539 He can’t walk. 1.2596 0.05955 104 86 9 9
2540 He leads the league in stolen bases. 1.2596 0.04531 104 78 22 2
2541 He's not bad but he has trouble with change-ups. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2542 Now, that's the spirit! 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2543 It's fine! Babe Ruth was left handed! 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2544 We're prioritizing no-hitters 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2545 Bill Veeck would be impressed. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2546 And they say baseball is boring! 1.2593 0.05768 81 62 14 3
2547 Guess it's not true--the clothes don't quite make the man. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2548 He harder to hit 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2549 As part of the trade,we got this player to be named later. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2550 Not enough endorsements in the afterlife. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2551 He doesn't have much to say either. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2552 Are you sure this guy can fool the pitcher about being left-handed? 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
2553 Hey Batter! Hey Batter! ...where's the Batter? 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2554 Designated Sphectre. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2555 He’s already at first base. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2556 I'm telling you, this guy will never be a standout player. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2557 I've given him 2 games to show his stuff. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2558 Doesn't the uniform negate the advantages of being invisible? 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2559 That IS his game face! 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
2560 he's like a ghost when it comes to base stealing 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2561 Yeah, he led the league in stolen bases . . . why do you ask? 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
2562 They’ve taken “game face” to the next level. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
2563 HE'S JUST SKINNY, THAT'S ALL! 1.2586 0.07993 58 48 5 5
2564 Don’t worry sonecdsy your face will be on a bobble head 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2565 His publicity rights are still under negotiation. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
2566 So I told him, don't look so nervous or he'll see right through you. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2567 He hasn't yet fulfilled his potential. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
2568 We need to get ahead this inning. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2569 I guess they DIDN’T come. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2570 Nobody will steal his signs! 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2571 This phenom's like no one I've ever seen! 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
2572 He's trying to lower his pitches per plate appearance stats." 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2573 The True Curse of the Bambino. 1.2581 0.07605 62 51 6 5
2574 That’s our player-to-be-named-later. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
2575 He’s the spirit of this team. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
2576 He usually doesn't fully get involved unless it's real close. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
2577 Surprisingly he has a real good eye at the plate. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
2578 I met him Christmas past. Word is he has a future. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
2579 He's the player to be born later. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2580 Yeah, I don’t know what they see in that rookie either. 1.2581 0.04811 93 70 22 1
2581 See: when the pressure's on they disappear 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
2582 Yeah, here in the minors you usually don't see guys who can play like him. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
2583 Did you know his great grandfather was Claude Rains? 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
2584 I don't know what the fans see in him. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
2585 And we'll have Frankenstein at cleanup. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2586 Did you ever SEE this guy play? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2587 There isn't a pitcher in the league who can read him. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2588 I thought the owner was the only empty suit. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2589 We've taken the ghost runner to a whole new level! 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2590 Did he just say ‘Beam me up’? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2591 yeah man, you don’t even know he’s in the showers with you until he— well, i don’t want to spoil it for you 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2592 Those were the Days. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2593 First he threw his arm out. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2594 I get the sense the new uniforms have become more important than the players. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2595 He's a magician at the plate. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2596 They call him The Supernatural. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2597 He's a good hitter, tricky runner, but a bit of an airhead. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2598 I know he can't hit, but those soft hands make him great at short. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2599 He is a hometown hero! The fans wish they could see more of him. 1.2571 0.05262 70 52 18 0
2600 This is the dumbest Caption Contest yet! 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2601 He's been at the end of the bench for I don't know how long. Just never saw him until today. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2602 It's the politically correct player and it's headed to Cooperstown. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2603 He's got no arm and he's an airhead. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2604 His strike zone’s basically non-existent. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2605 Mickey’s better at base stealing when he runs naked. 1.2571 0.05262 70 52 18 0
2606 So he just has to get to first. Then he strips off his uniform and steals the rest of the bases. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2607 Bob's taking no chances. He's been hit by a ball several times. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2608 I got the idea from my daughter's Queen Elizabeth Platinum Jubilee paper doll cut-out book. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2609 So much for hiding him in Right Field… 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2610 We just signed him for a ten year contract. He leads the league in stolen faces. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2611 Did you forget your 3D glasses? 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2612 A real team player. Not one ounce of vanity. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2613 All glove, no body. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2614 Vanishing cream won't help. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
2615 Bet you didn't see that one coming. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2616 I told you he was fast. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2617 He's an advocate of organizational transparency. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2618 His swing has been just phantasmic this season. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2619 I got nothing for you. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2620 Total team player. He leaves his ego in the locker room. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
2621 Great detective too! 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2622 ZenBall 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2623 He just can't seem to get his head in the game. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2624 Yeah, he's great. Told me once he saves three hundred bucks on shampoo and haircuts a year! 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2625 He has luxurious hair. Don’t ask me how I know. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2626 We got a draft instead of a draft pick. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2627 He always has an out of body experience before he's up to bat 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
2628 A player that good is hard to find. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2629 But is he happy? 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2630 We brought him up from the Georgia Green Screens. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2631 Do you not see what I don't see? 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
2632 I'd ask him to bunt but I can't see him doing it. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
2633 He can also burst into flames. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
2634 He's phoning it in today 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2635 Jim's so fast that he's practically invisible on the BasePath. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2636 It's better than the hidden ball trick! 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2637 But for the jersey requirement, stealing would be a breeze. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2638 It was either him or Ray Milland 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2639 We’re losing, let’s hope he has something up his sleeve. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2640 He surprisingly has a good eye. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2641 Great starter but he fades in the late innings. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2642 He's only eighteen, plenty of room for development. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2643 What fast ball, never saw it. 1.2561 0.05435 82 67 11 4
2644 We picked him because we thought he had great team spirit. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2645 He needs to work on his tan. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2646 He bunts, then strips on the way to first, and gets a home run every time! 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
2647 They won’t even see him coming. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2648 It is what it is. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2649 He tends to disappear in the big moments. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2650 Yeah, being traded is the only lightning fast thing left in baseball. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
2651 When he gets to 3rd base, he strips and steals home. 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
2652 The only downside is he doesn't do too well with the hidden ball trick. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
2653 I hear Elon Musk bought him too. 1.2551 0.05858 98 80 11 7
2654 He was starred in Field of Dreams. 1.2547 0.05537 106 86 13 7
2655 Once on base, he sheds it all, and his record stealing second is perfect. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
2656 The upside is they can never steal his signs. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
2657 She hits a home run, you don't even see it! 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
2658 The rookie's still trying to find himself. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
2659 Nobody's on third 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2660 It's all about the brand, period. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
2661 So, when are we going to decide on our designated hitter? 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2662 Scout said he's got a great glove, a great bat, and solid legs. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2663 This new guy Claude Rains is a good hitter. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2664 He's our designated kidder. 1.2542 0.07488 59 48 7 4
2665 It's good to see an All Star that's not full of himself. 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
2666 He's a virtual player. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2667 The scouting report says there's more to him than meets the eye. 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
2668 Yeah, he may be good on his feet, but I don’t think he’s all there. 1.2540 0.05528 63 47 16 0
2669 Nobody’s showing up to fill his shoes. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2670 A base stealing Phenomenon? 1.2540 0.07494 63 52 6 5
2671 I guess he never heard back from HR. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2672 Clothes really do make the man... 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2673 We are going to trade him next year for Batman. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2674 The Great American Pastime is starting to look like the American Dream 1.2540 0.05528 63 47 16 0
2675 He is our secret weapon… the other team won’t see him coming until it’s too late. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2676 We got him in trade from the Angels. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2677 We keep him for extra innings! 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
2678 He can hit, but I don’t think his head is in the game. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2679 He trained the new pitchers. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2680 Don't worry, he always shows up under pressure. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
2681 And then the voice said, "If you dress him up, he will come." 1.2540 0.07494 63 52 6 5
2682 You won’t believe his arm when you see it. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2683 He said just in case he got traded to a Florida team he's ready... 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2684 Watch when he get's 0n base. He'll steal second base, and it's like they don't even see him. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2685 Looks like he finally sold off his likeness. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2686 The downside is he can never stare down the pitcher. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2687 He always disappears during the commercial breaks. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2688 I know it's weird. Last season he was a left-handed batter. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2689 Another steroid's gonna be added to that list of banned ones, just wait. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2690 Correction: he's the only invisible player on this team who is not also a nudist 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2691 I think the politically correct term is “imperceptibly-abled” 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2692 The new designated hitter—all bat, no bod. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2693 We ghosted him at the end of last season, but his team spirit remains. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2694 He put the uniform back on after stealing second last week." 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2695 This really is a great solution to the whole lockout thing. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2696 The best part is they'll never see what hit 'em. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2697 I don’t know what the manager sees in him. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2698 Pitchers hate him: his strike zone is basically invisible. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2699 We'll cover his salary on just the bobblehead. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2700 I like your mustache, Jerry. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
2701 He identifies as visible. And I respect that. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2702 This is Angel Hernandez's kid. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2703 He was canceled 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2704 He is having trouble fitting in with the team. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2705 Wait till he makes it to first, and then everyone starts asking... 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2706 They won’t know why hit ‘em 1.2535 0.05923 71 54 14 2
2707 I told you his ability was vanishing. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2708 And the best part is he's a switch hitter. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2709 He is really showing off that new mustache. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2710 Eh,I don’t see him getting a home run. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2711 The only player without tats. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2712 I just don’t see what everyone else see’s in him. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2713 Walks to first, ditches the duds and steals his way home. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2714 This guy is definitely going to lead the league in stolen bases. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2715 We may be in last place, but our attendance struggles are over. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2716 He’s got to get his head in the game. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2717 Well he can't really hit or catch well but he's great at stealing signs." 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2718 This is the guy Abbott and Costello were talking about. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
2719 Our diversity initiative. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2720 First it is was the robotic umpires, now we have the injury proof batter 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2721 until his contract is finalized, you see he really isn't here 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2722 It's answer to our diversity issues. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2723 He says that ever since the new DH came on the team he has felt invisible. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2724 He's really light on his feet! 1.2533 0.05056 75 56 19 0
2725 Where do you think he is, lockout or lockdown? 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2726 I still don't know what you see in him, but he's got to be better than last year's designated hitter." 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2727 They're transitioning. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2728 It's called the hidden ball player trick. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2729 So it turns out they make an SPF 120 sunscreen. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2730 Don't worry. The ball has eyes. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2731 I don’t see him getting to the Show. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2732 some people have invisible talent 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
2733 Damn, I forgot to pencil him in. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2734 I haven't seen a better player yet! 1.2533 0.05400 75 59 14 2
2735 Larry's lost weight! 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2736 Still working on the bobble-head. 1.2533 0.06323 75 59 11 4
2737 He’s a whiz at the hidden ball trick. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2738 The stare-down really freaks them out. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2739 You’ve heard of ghost guns, right? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2740 You built it, and they came! 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2741 Look, he passed the drug test." 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
2742 He might go missing when we want a big hit, but he can run like greased lightning when we need a home run 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2743 Good Grief. He's lost his head. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2744 We sure signed some nobodies to the team this year. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2745 The skipper wasn't kidding when he called on the Holy Spirit to bat. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2746 He can hit, run, field, and spy on the other team's game-planning. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2747 The first transparent sports star ever!!! 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2748 They say watching him play is an out-of-body experience. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2749 He's part of the invisible minority 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
2750 Rapture - not rupture. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2751 He gets more hits when he doesn’t wear his uniform. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2752 True, he can't hit for shit, but have you noticed how he unsettles pitchers? 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2753 Invisibility is his superpower, but it hasn’t helped him break 195. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2754 He has the most stolen bases in the league. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2755 When they yell "no batta,no batta," it gets to him. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2756 F? No, there's no F. 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
2757 Yeah, but these ones can’t be locked out. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2758 He's our secret weapon. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
2759 The sponsors are only interested in pushing their products 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2760 Yeah, I expect it will be a little weird in the showers. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2761 He can't hit, but boy can he run bases. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2762 Wait'll ya see this kid! 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2763 There is a plus, he doesn't chew or spit. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2764 You've heard of pitchers so fast you cant see the ball? We came up with this. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2765 Trust me, they won't know what hit 'em. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2766 He's got no head for the game, but he's always willing to lend a hand. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2767 No Sho time 1.2500 0.05690 68 51 15 1
2768 He's a helluva hitter but we don't know what to check in the diversity box. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2769 So...you finally gave Casper a chance...! 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2770 His stats are outta sight! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2771 Back in our time they told us to hit 'em where they ain't, but wow these kids nowadays . . . 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
2772 They won't know what hit them! 1.2500 0.05455 64 48 16 0
2773 Too bad they made him wear a uniform. The strike zone disappeared when he was naked. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2774 He insists only one hand sweats. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2775 Well, he's not the player he used to be. But we think he can make a comeback. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2776 He'll be great at stealing bases! 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
2777 Don’t worry. Their guy’s never pitched a no hitter. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2778 His head isn't in the game. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2779 Is he still on strike? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2780 Somehow,they never see him coming. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2781 Ohtani’s just not the same since he pitched that no hitter. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2782 Non-union. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2783 That’s the beauty of it, he’s designated, but not identifiable! 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2784 We found Joe DiMaggio! 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2785 Don’t know coach? But he’s just not all there! 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2786 I always run into him in the locker room. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2787 He feels that we don’t notice him enough. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2788 When naked, he can steal more than bases. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2789 Baseball has no emperor! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2790 Looks like someone got carried away with the line chalk again 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
2791 I can’t believe you’re finally letting the ghost runner bat. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
2792 We use him as a pinch runner. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2793 He's a huge asset except for the awkwardness in the showers. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2794 I can’t see him doing it. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2795 He'd be more convincing out of uniform. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2796 He’s got all the tools! 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2797 Any visual representation of him, without the express written consent of Major League Baseball, is prohibited. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2798 Well this explains the locker room complaints. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2799 We just brought him up from Round Rock...he's a ghost runner specialist. 1.2500 0.05290 68 51 17 0
2800 The coolest part is when he starts chewing tobacco. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2801 Looks like a ghost runner. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2802 Too much time in the bleachers. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2803 He’s big into crypto…” 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2804 I don't see race. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2805 is it just me...or does the new guy wear his pants high? 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
2806 Have you seen whose on deck? 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
2807 He starts extra innings at second base. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2808 What pronoun should we use? 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
2809 I knew he was just a stuffed uniform! 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2810 We traded our ghost runner for him. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2811 I could never really see him on the team." 1.2500 0.05637 60 45 15 0
2812 OK,I have to ask. “Who’s at bat?” 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
2813 Hey he's legal! I got the idea from Harry Potter. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2814 And the best part is they check every diversity box. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
2815 Next, they'll want to use an invisible runner. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
2816 The downside is that the pitcher can see through him. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2817 His career as a catcher took off after they started using fingernail polish. 1.2500 0.05139 72 54 18 0
2818 The kid's got a great bat and glove, but he's a bit of an airhead. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2819 He's all about the intangibles. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2820 I think we're carrying this team spirit thing a bit far. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2821 Now that’s a home run! 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2822 That's the invisible man's kid 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2823 The most self-effacing and disarming guy you' ll ever meet, but I've never seen him smile. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2824 This guy cost us two arms and a leg. So, we made sure that no one could hit him with a bean ball. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2825 Do you mind me asking a question? 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2826 He is hitting way below the Mendoza line. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2827 Ghost on deck. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2828 He got attacked by a swarm of no see-ums at spring training" 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2829 Sure, he scares grade-schoolers, but infants like him. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2830 And she can use the same shower as the guys. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
2831 He’s had very few plate appearances. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2832 Never seen him either. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2833 Our No-Hitter has disappeared. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2834 Yea, we tried that but the cup gave him away.” 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
2835 He only bats .220, but once he’s on he just streaks around the bases. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2836 What our team lacks in skill, we make up for with team spirit. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2837 You should see him steal bases when the clothes come off 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2838 you never know if he'll show up 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2839 A weak swing for sure, but when they hit'em where they ain't, he's there. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2840 He can get on base a number of different ways except being hit by a pitch. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2841 He likes to keep a low profile. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2842 Yes, just like his batting average. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2843 Yeah, but he's an empty suit batting .324. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2844 I can see what the scouts saw in him! 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2845 It doesn’t matter: he gets on base. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2846 New guy, up from AAA, calls himself Frodo Baggins. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2847 This pitcher’s never seen him before. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2848 You think he's standing in the box ready to swing at the pitch, but he's actually already stolen second base and is standing naked behind you! 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
2849 I can't wait to see him at the plate. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2850 I know he doesn’t look like much, but pound for pound… 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2851 Give it 30 million a year and we will win it all. 1.2500 0.04683 96 73 22 1
2852 He does play first base, but right now, Who’s on deck. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2853 Just called him up today..., "The Unnatural." 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2854 Watch, they'll call an out-of-uniform penalty. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2855 With a better arm, Brad would be all-star. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2856 I bet you wouldn't say that to his face 1.2500 0.07748 60 50 5 5
2857 We get nothing out of this guy, what you see is what you get". 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2858 He can’t hit worth a darn but he’s a heck of a pitcher. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2859 I don't think this is what Ellison had in mind. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2860 But can he hit a curve? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2861 I think we all feel invisible sometimes 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2862 He'll never be hit by a pitch! 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2863 Bad day to play baseball. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2864 Even after all these seasons, he hasn’t aged a day. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2865 Every night he turns into a bat. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2866 The other guys are nervous when he showers with them. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2867 Another victim of cancel culture! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2868 He is our only baserunner that can get past first. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2869 Cheap No balktalk Scares the daylights out of pitchers 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2870 He’s the best player we’ve ever acquired. Also the most expensive. But, he signed his contract in invisible ink. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2871 Je's afraid to be seen after the last error. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2872 I think they’ve taken the “extra innings ghost runner” rule, a bit too far… 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2873 I sold my soul to get the ghost of Babe Ruth in uniform. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2874 Just imagine Shoeless Joe Jackson and "Field of Dreams" had a baby. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2875 Wait until you see him pitch! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2876 Of course he has tattoos -- invisible ink. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2877 You should have seen him in his prime. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2878 This happens when he gets nervous. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2879 Believe it or not, he's never been hit by a pitch. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2880 I know he doesn't look it, but he's clearly the best hitter on the team. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2881 He leads the league in Runs Batted Invisible. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2882 He stays within himself. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2883 He hits the ball like no one can. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2884 There’s nothing in the rule book against it! 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2885 No, Who's on first. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2886 Todays steriods have some really bad side effects 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2887 And his drug test was clean, can you believe it? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2888 The key to a winning team is transparency. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2889 I told him "There's no 'I' in team" and he really internalized it. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2890 It's another one of those crazy rule changes they're testing in the minor leagues. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2891 Virtual players save money. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2892 He's taking his opposition to CRT a bit too far. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2893 He’s got some invisible batting talents 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2894 You see,this is what Mr. Burns meant by trim those sideburns! 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2895 And once he's on base, he hands not just his glove - but the rest of his uniform to the first base coach 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2896 I guess even pro athletes get ghosted sometimes. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2897 He's decided to ghost the team. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2898 And the best part about signing him, is no one can see him steal a base. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2899 Derek has always been about transparency. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
2900 It makes it easier to claim you've been hit by a pitch. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2901 That new Covid vaccine takes things to another level. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2902 That's a great question! We actually don't know. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2903 If it's stupid but it works, then it's not stupid. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2904 Calling it ‘Invisi-ball’ but I’m still open to suggestions. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2905 Politician’s team—an empty suit? 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2906 And he never gets caught stealing. 1.2464 0.05225 69 52 17 0
2907 Well, his legs look all right! 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2908 It's our version of fake news. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2909 You should hear what he has to say about identity politics. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2910 Hmmph... never knew what he meant by “special talent”!! 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2911 He’s batting .129. Where does your support of him end ? 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2912 you should see him without the uniform. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2913 I never really understood about “the player to be named later”… 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2914 He’s got a good eye. I’ve just never seen it 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2915 You think we’ve gone too far with this radical transparency stuff? 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2916 Definitely a bad sign when the laundry starts playing by itself 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2917 Well heck, George, this look would've solved that pesky facial hair issue, and then some. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2918 We're very diverse. We don't see race or gender. 1.2464 0.05225 69 52 17 0
2919 He’s destined to be known as an empty suit 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2920 he can still run 1.2464 0.05225 69 52 17 0
2921 They're not even going to see her coming... 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2922 The other guys want him to wear something in the showers. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2923 He's still coming along. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2924 Now THAT is some potent sun block. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2925 The ‘player to be named later’ just showed up for batting practice. 1.2462 0.05385 65 49 16 0
2926 It took us this long to break the colorless barrier. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2927 Good, he's got his game face on. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2928 I don’t know what you see in that player?” 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2929 I miss the days when he was still a shadow of his former self. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2930 That's the kind of team spirit we need more of. 1.2462 0.05385 65 49 16 0
2931 He's been hit by too many fade away pitches. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2932 I think it’s possible that Coach believes in the “essence of the game” too much. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2933 He don't look like much, but he's batting 347. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2934 I'm telling you, he's the best hitter I've never seen. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2935 Imagine his strike zone if he played naked. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2936 I couldn't see him batting third. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2937 I think it’s an NFT . 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2938 The lamest setup for this caption contest yet, right? 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2939 Well he did say that he wasn’t going to show up to play today. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2940 There’s no invisibility in baseball!! 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2941 I know you say this player has a good head on his shoulders, but I just don't see it 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2942 He's my 'Field of Dreams' come true! 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2943 He started his career as a ghost runner. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2944 I got him from that Build it and They Will Come place. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2945 I found him at a farm in Iowa,right in the middle of some corn fields. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2946 No worries. He always shows up once the regular season starts. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2947 Yep! He's that fast. Just hope they edit the playback. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2948 It was that or an asterisk. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2949 It's weird when he gets in the whirlpool. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2950 Nobody knows who's the designated batter. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2951 He takes the ghost runner position very seriously! 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2952 Great prospect, but it took a while to find him. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
2953 I heard that he's got a swing like no one's seen. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2954 They call him The Flash. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
2955 We usually use him as a ghost runner in extra innings. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2956 Yea, the locker room is a little weird. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2957 As a pinch hitter, he’s the clear choice. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
2958 Great hitter, but quite shy. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
2959 You’d never guess he has a terrific eye. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
2960 It’s an avatar in waiting! 1.2456 0.07626 57 47 6 4
2961 The other team will never see him coming! 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
2962 He insisted on wearing the uniform! 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
2963 Just wait! When he gets totally naked, there is no strike zone! 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
2964 This is nothing; during the 7th inning stretch, he 'streaks' the outfield. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
2965 He's the player to be named later from the McMillan trade. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
2966 Great new cutout! 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
2967 Yeah, he’s put on some weight, but he’s still got spunk. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
2968 He led the league in steals until they made him put on a uniform. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
2969 He's a great poker player. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
2970 He's my ghost writer. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
2971 He has issues, sure, but at least we're under the salary cap. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
2972 You should see this guy charge the mound. Pitcher doesn't know what hit him. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
2973 And with other players,what you see is what you get. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
2974 Sure he’s good coach, but you take him out of his uniform & he’d be nothin’ 1.2453 0.05967 53 40 13 0
2975 He is a better base stealer with his clothes off. 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
2976 Oh No, they are calling Murray in from the bull pen. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
2977 This way he’s no longer afraid to be hit by a pitch. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
2978 Payroll went way down after we realized our fans really were just rooting for laundry 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2979 He's a real presence in the clubhouse. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2980 Another change: a ghost DH 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2981 He went out for the 7th inning stretch 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2982 This way we can can shut those whiners up when we say we don't see race. 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2983 Let’s hope we can distract the pitcher. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2984 Just about everyone is a designated hitter. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2985 There will be no joy in Mudville if the mighty Casper strikes out. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2986 Lefty’s recovery is taking longer than expected. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2987 His on base percentage was off the charts until the league required him to wear a uniform. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2988 This new "ghost runner" rule is something else. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2989 When he's on base give him the sign to get naked. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2990 Who is the batter? 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2991 I just can’t see him striking out 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2992 Not only that; she pitches naked! 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
2993 Pshaw! He's a nobody. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
2994 Let them yell "No Batter" 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2995 There are too many prima donnas in the club, management wants us to hire non-entities. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2996 Once he gets on base, he takes his pants and shirt off. No way to stop the steal. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2997 I mean, the skin cream did get rid of his wrinkles. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2998 He had a good arm but he couldn’t keep his head in the game. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2999 Good hitta? Good hitter? You nevah SEEN such a good hitta! 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
3000 For the hundredth time, I swear it's not me farting in the showers. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3001 Forget batting. You should see him pitch. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3002 You can’t tell by looking at him, but he’s got a great eye at the plate. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
3003 ...still waiting for the 'player to be named later' 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3004 Word is their pitcher is afraid of ghosts. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
3005 Says they'll never be able to tag him out. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3006 I’m telling ya, this kid can steal a base like you’ve never seen. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3007 He's breaking the colorless barrier in baseball. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3008 Sanchez really slimmed down this offseason. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3009 This kid’s a supernatural! 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3010 Is he the player to be named later? 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3011 O.K. I know Bill loves Harry Potter but I think this is taking things to the extreme” 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3012 You think this looks weird. You should see him at the pool! 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3013 Granted, he's not much to look at – but he's peerless stealing bases. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3014 He’s not phased by the booing. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3015 I heard he starred in Field of Dreams! 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3016 Matt just hasn't shown up this season! 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3017 They say he's got a hell of an arm 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3018 I hear it's a side effect of hydroxychloroquine. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3019 We'll just green screen in whoever is hot. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3020 Oh, that’s what you meant when you said, “Nobody’s home” 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3021 I’m not sure he has what it takes for the majors. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3022 His face has never been injured by a bad pitch. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3023 Couldn’t he just wear his birthday suit? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3024 I guess it's time we designated him 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3025 I know who's on first but who's on deck? 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3026 So far he's got a no-hitter going. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3027 He’s already stolen third. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3028 We’ve been a lot more transparent since all the cheating scandals. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3029 It's for the player to be named later. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3030 Every time this guy comes up to the plate, it's almost like he's not there. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3031 this guy is a wiz at stealing bases 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3032 I told him I never want to see him again. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3033 Is he ghosting us again? 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3034 He makes a great ghost runner... 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3035 He didn't want to leave his old team, but he got caught in the draft. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3036 He ain't nothin' till I call him. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3037 Honest to God, when I look at people I really don't see color! 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3038 He got kicked off the nudist colony team. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3039 We never know whether he's still in the shower or not. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3040 We got ourselves a trans, as in transparent. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3041 He's really a lot of fun, especially in the locker room. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3042 You heard me, Who’s on first and No-body is on deck. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3043 Once we teach him to hit, he’ll be stealing bases all over the place! 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3044 I didn’t know Ralph Ellison played baseball. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
3045 They retired the player, not the number… 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3046 They say it's Joe DiMaggio back for another run. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3047 The uniform makes the man. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3048 This guy gives new meaning to not being all there. 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
3049 I hope his batting skills are better than his driving. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3050 I don't get what you see in this one." "They'll never see him coming. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
3051 Clearly, he's our best hitter. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3052 Yeah, he's the ghost of Roy Hobbs, we call him the Super-Natural. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
3053 Brilliant - they can’t tell which way he’s going to move next. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3054 The ultimate diversity. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
3055 It’s hell in the showers and locker room, but management calculates he should steal 400 extra bases every year. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3056 I tell ya, this kid’s a star. We’re going to be seeing more of him. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3057 It's actually the Invisible Woman. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
3058 I think the uniform defines him. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3059 I warned you that the vaccine would have unforeseen side effects. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3060 He said he’d be right back. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
3061 The uniform starts to come off as he rounds first 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3062 It makes no difference, the strike zone is the same. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3063 What would Yogi Berra say? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3064 A true no-hitter 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
3065 He is going to be hard to pitch to. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
3066 Amazingly, we got him for nothing. He hit 3.43 in Toledo AND disappears in the post-season. 1.2424 0.05316 66 50 16 0
3067 This guy really knows how to empty his mind of distracting clutter. But can you take that too far? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3068 He's a no-hit, no-throw, no-body that nobody can pitch to, let alone see him coming. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
3069 The invisible ballplayer is the first woman to play Major League Baseball. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3070 He's our leftoutie. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3071 He's the new designated hitter. You'll be seeing more of him this season... 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3072 He used to be an umpire 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3073 The new rules allow for an invisible runner on second. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
3074 He's the "Player to be named later" from our latest trade deal. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3075 The angels were doing so well in the outfield, we decided to try them at bat. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3076 He has been training in the Metaverse 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
3077 He brought a new dimension to our team. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3078 The guy's a triple threat. You can't stare him down, can't hit him with a pitch, and can't tag him out. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3079 Larry says he's not interested in the batting title, but I can see right through him. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3080 He’s the player yet to be named. Non-roster of course. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3081 The designated hitter is a no-show. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3082 What? You've never heard of a ghost runner? 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
3083 He was much better at stealing bases before he was forced to wear the uniform. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3084 He always used to get picked last. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3085 Talk about ghosting. This is the ultimate!! 1.2419 0.05483 62 47 15 0
3086 This game really takes a lot out of a guy. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3087 He doesn't look like very much but man, can he hit. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3088 We heard their pitcher likes to throw at the batter's head. Let him try. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
3089 Ghost batter in the 10th. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3090 The team's a little nervous 'cause they never know when he's in the shower room. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
3091 Definitely, a no hitter. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
3092 The kid knows how to make himself disappear at the plate. 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
3093 The beauty of it is that no one can find his strike zone. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
3094 I see what you're trying to do here. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
3095 Maybe we should wash the uniforms more often 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
3096 He’ll be able to draw a walk, he literally has no strike zone! 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
3097 He's just a shadow of his former self. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
3098 He's a genuine talent, but facial recognition for his fans and on his baseball card is a big challenge. 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
3099 So what if he is fresh talent? I don't get what you see in him. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
3100 You should see him steal. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
3101 If he'd only play naked we could win the Series 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
3102 Right now he's a nobody but I think he has potential. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
3103 Turns out if they're invisible you don't have to pay them. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
3104 If he get's on, I just signal the third base coach to have him strip and steal home 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
3105 He’s bats and not all there. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
3106 Yep. He gets $37 mil a year, even when he doesn't show up. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
3107 We told junior not to choose heads in the coin toss. Guess he didn’t listen! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3108 I don't know what's got into Joe today, it's like he's not even there. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
3109 Wait till you his chew." 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
3110 They say he's really hard to pitch to. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3111 He's a lousy batter, but boy can he steal a base. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
3112 First it was the ghost-runner, now it's the ghost-DH. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3113 I don’t know, man. He keeps saying it’s a “protest relating to autism” but won’t explain what that means. Personally, I think he’s just fucking with us because he thinks it’s funny. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
3114 It's the only way he can steal bases---by being invisible. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
3115 He said he uses SPF 1,000 Sunscreen! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3116 TIGHTEST STRIKE ZONE IN THE LEAGUE! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3117 We were so lucky to get him. He didn’t show up in the draft. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3118 He's a prestidigitator in the off-season. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3119 This recruitment was truly color-blind. 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
3120 He's the new ghost player. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3121 Gender isn't an issue. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3122 A 'hit-by-pitch' is not an option here. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3123 The scouts couldn't see a ball player in him 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3124 These extra inning rules have gotten out of control. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3125 But just imagine what he'd be capable of naked. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3126 He’s tough to tag. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3127 His hidden talents are a real game changer. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3128 When he’s naked, he’s unstrikeoutable. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
3129 And he runs like the wind too! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3130 I'd like to see this kid put on his game face." 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3131 I guess he left it all in the training room. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3132 Funny- I haven't seen him in the showers. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3133 Who's that? It's no body! 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3134 He's come a long way considering his limited career options. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3135 We didn’t see his contract renewal coming either. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3136 And with no ball, he says he can hit it out of the park. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3137 Zero in the batting order. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3138 He’s been thinking too much. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3139 Women absolutely go wild over him! 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
3140 Talk about representation, we have the first trans(parent) player in the big leagues! 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
3141 He’s a good player but a hard guy to get to know. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3142 He's been a great addition to them team but lacks media presence 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3143 I told him to play naked - there'd be no strike zone! 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3144 One key to his success is that he almost always spooks both the umpire and the pitcher 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3145 No rhubarbs for Limpid. He never gets hit by a pitch. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3146 He gets a lot of walks. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3147 Google accidentally deleted his stats. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3148 He's almost got the base-stealing record, they never see him coming! 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
3149 Sometimes I get the feelin' Charlie ain't all there. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3150 We thought it would be a good ploy but it turns out they saw right through it. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3151 I just suggested he be a little less obtrusive. 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
3152 Maybe we should lose the whole uniform. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
3153 We traded for a player to be named later. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
3154 We scouted him in the metaverse. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3155 If it rains the uniform dissolves. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3156 He's ghosting us! 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3157 This is what we get for choosing fashion over form. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3158 It's gonna shorten the game. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3159 Makes it easier to steal home 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3160 Splitter is his go-to pitch. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3161 For $200 million, you’d think we would be able to see what we’re getting. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
3162 I said steal the base, not the face 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3163 Incredible base-runner! Always steals Home plate. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3164 He's got a face and a swing you can't forget. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3165 I told him, 'Take off the uniform. You can steal as many bases as you want.' 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
3166 Must be one of the invisible benchwarmers ! 1.2388 0.05248 67 51 16 0
3167 That last at-bat took a lot out of him. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
3168 He’s really not into the game. 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
3169 Don't let the look fool you! 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
3170 Sure he’s in a slump, but I can’t trade him. He’s a wonderful ambassador to the Nonvisible Community. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3171 I need to get him in a game because he's become invisible on the bench. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
3172 Well he said he would put his whole spirit into the game. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3173 Hey Coach. I told you when we signed this guy that he was a Nobody. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3174 His average is terrible, but he really sells being hit by the pitch. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
3175 Our team recruiting policy is transparent. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3176 He’s hard to read at the plate. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3177 Well would you go out there naked? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3178 Now remember, per the governor's orders: we "Don't Say Invisible." 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3179 I love it because it drives the computer umpire crazy. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3180 His power is supernatural. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3181 The guy says it cuts the wind resistance in half! Have you seen his home run stats!?! 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
3182 They never did name him later. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3183 Hey if you think he steals a lot of bases now, just you wait 'til it gets warmer out and he quits wearin' them shoes 'n pants. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
3184 They're allowing ghost runners this season. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3185 His footwork is great but hand eye coordination needs work 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3186 The cartoonist canceled him over a joke about the artwork. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3187 They say he's a solid player from the waist down. 1.2381 0.05409 63 48 15 0
3188 He's in a batting slump, so remind the team not to badmouth him in the showers after the game. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3189 And get this, his name really is Claude Rains! 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3190 He hasn’t been seeing the ball real well lately, had no arm, but I tell ya this kid has legs! 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3191 It's a sports psychology technique. Right now, he's at a 2010 Little League game in Dayton, Ohio. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
3192 Can you believe he's on pace to bat .666? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
3193 We call him the Invisi-ball player. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
3194 Ya know, if he played naked we'd be able to have an extra man in the field. 1.2381 0.05409 63 48 15 0
3195 He's so good he can phone it in. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3196 The trade just went through. We got nothing for him. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3197 You've heard about "ghosting".... 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3198 Yeh, but you have to look at his stolen bases stats. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
3199 The expression "An arm and a leg" at least he's 50% covered. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3200 It's like he turned 50! 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
3201 I give up! Phantom or not, it must be the coaches' kid! 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
3202 I just can’t see him on a baseball card. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3203 he wanted to get that checked out but his doctor couldn't see him 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
3204 Joe just can't face the ball. 1.2381 0.05409 63 48 15 0
3205 It's the new un-designated hitter rule. 1.2381 0.05409 63 48 15 0
3206 Meet our most sportsmanlike player. Even if the ump makes a shady call, this guy won't bat an eye. 1.2381 0.06680 63 50 9 3
3207 What he lacks in power he makes up in nicknames. 1.2376 0.04483 101 81 18 2
3208 He needs to get his head in the game. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3209 So, whadda you see? 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
3210 I wish he would have done his colonoscopy prep after the game. 1.2375 0.05965 80 64 11 4
3211 The best part is that he can not be tested for steroids. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3212 Let’s see if the fill-in can hit. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3213 So much for his first plate appearance. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3214 Neat twist on the designated hitter, hunh? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3215 He's been in a slump, but if the crowd applauds him he'll start to reappear. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3216 Real poker face on this one. Stoic as a rock. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
3217 And He’s great at stealing bases… 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
3218 Our scouts say he's beyond the pale. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
3219 I’ve already taken the knee. 1.2373 0.07388 59 48 6 4
3220 He's not the most talented guy on the roster, but you have to admire his spirit. 1.2373 0.05586 59 45 14 0
3221 They finally got rid of the designated hitter. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
3222 Shoeless Joe Jackson has nothing on Bodyless Ron Bingham. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
3223 He needs another glove. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
3224 Outstanding glove, but he disappears at the plate some times. 1.2373 0.05586 59 45 14 0
3225 Armless Joe Jackson. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
3226 Acquired him in a partial trade. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
3227 Sometimes you don’t even see him steal a base.” 1.2373 0.05586 59 45 14 0
3228 This new “Designated Haunter” rule is growing on me. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
3229 It’s like, remember when you were a kid and you didn’t have enough players for a team so you used imaginary men? It’s like that. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
3230 This'll be a no hitter. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
3231 He is from Michigan. So pale you can't see him till the 2nd week of Florida Spring Training. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
3232 It worked better with the mask mandate. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
3233 He only shows up for the playoffs. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
3234 Like I was saying, players today have no skin the game. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
3235 They say this kid's got a great, but I don't see it. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
3236 They say he is not all there, and yet no one has ever been able to tag him out! 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
3237 I told you he’s an illusionist. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3238 They keep the fans in good spirits 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
3239 You should see the ball. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3240 It’s based on the old hidden ball trick, but more nuanced. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3241 They will never see him stealing second. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
3242 He agreed to suit up, even without any skin in the game. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3243 That diet we put him on is really starting to show. " 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
3244 Great pick...they really underestimated that kid". Heidi Roe, Myrtle Point, O 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3245 Ghost Player 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
3246 He'd be a lock for the Hall of Fame if they'd let him run the bases naked. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3247 Looks like this pitcher is about to throw a no hitter. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3248 He's our new stealth DH. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
3249 If you really want to have fun, have a beer with him after the game. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
3250 Unusual to see a young player without tattoos." 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
3251 Amazing how he loses himself in the game. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
3252 I’ve never not seen another rookie this good. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
3253 He’s a mere shadow of his former self. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
3254 I know he sounds confident but that pitcher is gonna see right through him 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
3255 Stan’s kid flunked out of Hogwort’s. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
3256 We signed him as a ghost runner, but boy can he hit! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3257 I just hope he doesn't start Void raging. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3258 That's our new diversity hire. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3259 We're inclusive of players from every spectrum of existence. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3260 No one’s gotten him out yet. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3261 Is it just me, or do the clothes have no emperor? 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3262 Next game he plays naked 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3263 Yeah his new diet wipes away anyway to call his strikes! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3264 I don't know what you see in that new recruit. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3265 You didn’t notice the robot umpires? 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3266 I don’t know what you see in him. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3267 It was made by our tech guy to freak out the other team 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3268 I'm telling ya, this kid is so fast they'll never see him coming 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3269 This invisibility Helmet from Harry Potter's magic ought to give us a strong advantage! 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3270 Other than no one wants to room with him on road trips, he's been great! 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3271 I had a whole different image of 'visually impaired player.' 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3272 He is always so absent ! 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3273 I just want to be seen. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3274 He can't hit worth a darn; but his pitching is MVP worthy! 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3275 I just knew he would ghost us. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3276 I thought they were supposed to be performance enhancing? 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3277 He’s working from home. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3278 If he gets a hit, Who will be on first. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3279 He's always had a problem with hand-eye coordination. 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
3280 Commissioner Manfred loves his extra-inning ghost runners so we're now trying ghost batters. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
3281 He’s got a great bunt - they never see it coming. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
3282 It was a breaking ball. He thought it was a change up. Tried to change at the last moment. 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
3283 See? Another glitch in the simulation. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
3284 He was a trade from some Iowa cornfield. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
3285 Guess what he does to steal bases. 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
3286 I didn't recognize him, without his sunglasses. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3287 When he's done with baseball he want to be a movie star. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
3288 So, I said "What can you lose--no strike zone, see?" 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
3289 The analytics on this kid clearly show potential. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3290 Why do the fans keep saying "No batter, no batter, no batter" when he steps up to the plate? 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3291 One more empty head in the sports world. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3292 We should have paid him the upfront signing bonus instead of the lifetime annuity 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3293 They say he'll be great, but I don't see it. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3294 management said this should solve our diversity issues 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3295 Garcia never gets tired. He’s pure energy. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3296 The only reason he made the team is because his father is a famous Hollywood actor. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3297 I guess we can can always hope for a walk. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3298 Just wait till he starts pitching. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3299 If we strip him naked they'll never see him go for the steal 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3300 Let’s see how Houston deals with this…. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3301 He'll be somebody when he fills out. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3302 Meet our latest recruit. A woman over 50. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3303 Frank: How can our team win? Our best player chickened out and moved to Mexico Fred: But he’s right here… Frank: That’s just his uniform. 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
3304 so, he just drops the uniform on first base... 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
3305 They call it a ghost batter... less chance of going on injured reserve. 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
3306 They'll never see it coming. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
3307 Our analytics department says this guy is out of sight. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3308 He's called bodiless Joe. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
3309 And only going to get better as he fills out! 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
3310 You know what they say -- You can't see what can't hit. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
3311 He came on a horse. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
3312 He runs and can fill-in when we need him 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
3313 Dude, get your head in the game! 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3314 'his MLB card is hard to find, unsurprisingly' 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
3315 Puts a whole new spin on "No hitter." 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
3316 Looks like his agoraphobia is acting up again. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
3317 We don’t know if he’s choking up on the bat. 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
3318 We still have a few key pieces missing in our lineup. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
3319 Using“They/Them” doesn’t help either 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
3320 He never gets called on a strike three looking. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
3321 His arm isn't the only thing that's glass. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3322 He'll appear once you load the spreadsheet. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3323 They call him "La Tortuga." 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3324 What you see is what you get. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3325 He’s great, but I never see him at practice. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3326 We leave a pile of clothes for him on third, and he's the best stealer in the game. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
3327 The kid gets lots of ink, but he’s not half the player you used to be. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3328 he can hit like nothing you have ever seen 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3329 He is ghosting the game. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3330 He's impossible to pick off 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3331 Boy, you can hardly recognize Mickey without his playoff beard" 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
3332 On Fan Appreciation Day he signs autographs nude. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
3333 Don't be afraid, they can’t see you. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3334 He has all of the intangibles. 1.2333 0.05506 60 46 14 0
3335 I didn't see any problem letting him play. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
3336 The best thing about this kid are the things you don’t see! 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
3337 I think our Manager took the ‘ghost runner’ suggestion a little too literally. 1.2333 0.05506 60 46 14 0
3338 I use him when we want to rattle the pitcher. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
3339 Another rule book change, the 'undesignated' hitter. 1.2333 0.05506 60 46 14 0
3340 This is the superpower he choose? 1.2333 0.05506 60 46 14 0
3341 His real sport is hide and go seek. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
3342 Start warming up Wolfman in the bullpen. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3343 He went on the DL and came back like that. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3344 We finally received the player to be named later 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
3345 His contract has an escape clause. 1.2333 0.05506 60 46 14 0
3346 Looks like Kyle's human growth hormones haven't kicked in yet. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
3347 It's crazy the drugs the league let's you get away with nowadays. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
3348 He told me that for him, baseball is an out of body experience. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
3349 Our ghost runner... 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
3350 I hope he makes a comeback! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3351 It's the new Moneyball. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
3352 They say he´s head and shoulders above the team. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3353 I don't see it. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3354 When he stopped juicing he just sorta disappeared. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3355 He can only hear dog whistles. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3356 He started as a pitcher, but never really had the arm. To be honest I can't see him as a batter either. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3357 'He never really shows up.' 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3358 Jim really needs to get his head in the game! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3359 They may use spitballs against us, but we have the strip-and-steal technique we can use against them. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3360 After his sacrifice fly in the second inning, we had to make him our undesignated hitter. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3361 He just needs to get himself together. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
3362 I can’t see if this guy getting a hit. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
3363 He has an unbelievable strike zone. Jan S. Sausalito, CA 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
3364 That’s what’shisname. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
3365 Best pinch runner I ever...well...saw! 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
3366 I just don't see him as a lead-off hitter. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3367 It's a little known symptom of long COVID. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3368 He was traded from Oakland. There is no there there. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3369 Yup he is got a great nothing on his shoulders! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3370 We just recruited him from the Angels.” -AKB, Massacheezit 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3371 It gives new meaning to no hitter 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3372 There's no dying in baseball. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3373 Of all the new rule changes, I don't think this one's it. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3374 Looks like the shortstop lost some weight. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3375 Yeah, he can steal bases, but the runs don't count because no one sees him touch home plate. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3376 I don't think he needs the helmet. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3377 I just have him leave his clothes on first base then steal his way home. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3378 I guess his contract included complete transparency. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3379 Who's that ghost on deck? 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3380 He's our relief no hitter. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3381 He sold the exclusive rights to his image to a gaming company. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3382 And what Field Of Dreams player is he meant to be? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3383 Yeah, not much of a personality, either. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3384 He always disappears when runners are in scoring position 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3385 He was voted Most Valuable Player in the Existential League. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3386 He thinks the pitcher will get rattled if he thinks he’s pitching to an empty suit 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3387 He's been traded to another team, but he is still on the roster. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3388 I don't see him adding much substance to the team. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3389 After his break up, he says he’s feeling so empty inside. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3390 Sure. I put him in the starting lineup. That was a no-brainer. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3391 Sure, he has all the right gear, but he doesn't know how to use it. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
3392 The best part is the invisible salary. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3393 He IS just an empty suit, after all. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3394 Great baserunner....he hasn't been tagged out once this season! 1.2317 0.04688 82 63 19 0
3395 I told him there is no "I" in 'team' and look at him now. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3396 He was drafted without an agent. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
3397 Let's hope he's not all hat and all bat, but no cattle! 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
3398 Our team is taking a time out. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
3399 New guy. His name is Harry Potter. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3400 Yep. I guess you could say he's our first no hitter. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3401 His invisibility stats are off the charts! 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3402 When he gets on base, all the clothes come off. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3403 He really was a superstar hiding in plain sight. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3404 He’s not all there. He calls a home run a Simpson. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3405 He transferred to L.A. Angels. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3406 He never was drafted – scouts couldn’t see his potential. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3407 Here comes What’s-His-Name again. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
3408 That's the beauty of it. If they can't find his head and his knees, they can't find the strike zone. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
3409 David Copperfield strikes again. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3410 The rules don't say anything about stealing home in uniform. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3411 He just doesn’t seem to be all there… 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3412 ‘Did you see him on the cover of Sports Illustrated?’ 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3413 Still the same. Hasn't changed a bit since the last time 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3414 Without the uniform, he’d be our best base stealer. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3415 Underneath it all, he’s a man akin to a batter. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
3416 New concept: the non-designated hitter. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3417 No body, no strike zone 1.2308 0.04801 78 60 18 0
3418 During the lock-out the owners negotiated one invisible player per team, just on a trial basis. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
3419 He's our designated specter. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3420 I hope you know a good surgeon! 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3421 What’d I tell ya? You put him in the Big Leagues and he’ll unravel 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3422 I just don't think he's good enough for fans to put a face to the name. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3423 I'd like to see them read our hand signals now! 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3424 We'll see if they say 'Hey batter no batter' this time. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3425 He's not quite the complete ballplayer. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3426 he was called up from the graveyard league 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3427 I can't see him batting clean-up 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
3428 He looks good, but doesn't show up when it matters. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
3429 They'll never expect a bunt! 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3430 We find heads out is better than heads up. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3431 I just can't see him getting to first. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
3432 Mickey dis...Mantled? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3433 Ya know he talks a good game but he's kind of an empty suit. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3434 Next at bat... John's true self. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3435 I can see through him completely. It’s his calves that have me stumped. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
3436 Are you sure he can hit. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3437 Our team is comprised of Visible Minorities and him. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
3438 Got 'em off waivers from the St. Louis Browns. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3439 Had he been healthy, he likely would have been my No. 1. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3440 He makes faces at the pitchers. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3441 It's not about the human form, it's all about the uniform. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3442 I don't care if he never gets back. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3443 Well, he's a pretty shy guy. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3444 It’s a Zen thing 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3445 Shoeless Joe Jackson’s got ‘nothin on this guy. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3446 When he takes the uniform off, he can steal bases with impunity. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3447 It's the latest stealth technology! 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3448 We’re trying to diversify the team! 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3449 Are we marketing them as a trans parent or a hard-to-see player? 1.2297 0.05286 74 57 15 1
3450 Well, I guess we have our ghost runner. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3451 Another unwritten rule of baseball is about to be broken. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3452 Is this what they mean by a No Hitter. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3453 You should see him play poker. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3454 He never shows up when we really need a hit. 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
3455 I still got the pronoun wrong. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3456 He figures it'll be easier to steal bases. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3457 He was a first round conjure. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3458 You see, it's just not enough to fill someone's shoes... 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3459 His other superpower is flying out. 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
3460 He's still developing. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3461 He always disappears in big games 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3462 I’ve always wanted to steal something naked, never thought it would be second base 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3463 He’s on the San Diego Padres – he’s an absent father. 1.2295 0.05429 61 47 14 0
3464 Hey...why not? I've still never seen him strike out. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3465 Well, he’s not much in the brains department, and he doesn’t have much of an arm. But he can really run! 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3466 He's on a streak. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3467 He wants to be perceived as more than just a ghost runner. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3468 I couldn't see him leading the league in hits when we drafted him! 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3469 Since the horrific accident, his hand-eye coordination is getting much better. 1.2295 0.05429 61 47 14 0
3470 Nowadays it's hard to see anyone doing anything on the field. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3471 I’m so glad the league is allowing ghost runners this season. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3472 He’s our secret weapon … always shows up in the clutch. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3473 He's half the player he used to be. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3474 We're calling him the... 'Un-designated Hitter". 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3475 I hired him site unseen” 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3476 I dunno. The Ghost of the Bambino? 1.2295 0.07165 61 51 6 4
3477 He has a way of disappearing with runners on base. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3478 Well, after the ghost runner, how far behind could he be? 1.2292 0.07437 48 39 7 2
3479 Says he's the ghost of Babe Ruth but it's hard to tell. 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
3480 His 'hit by pitch' on-base percentage is astronomical." 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3481 Who' s on first,Whats on second,I dont knows on third and now its I cant give a Damn up to bat. 1.2289 0.06258 83 70 7 6
3482 Yep, he’s not much to look at, but his on base percentage and steals per game are off the charts! 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3483 If he could play naked,he could steal more bases. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3484 That's our player to be materialized later. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3485 He will be for a player to be seen later. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3486 He never gets the recognition he deserves..... 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3487 It happened after the infield fly rule was invoked when he was the baserunner. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3488 He's a great catcher. Nobody can steal his signals. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3489 He's got his head in the game 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3490 Finally, a player with no ego. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3491 He only bats .200 but he leads the league in steals. 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
3492 Look at the bright side, he won't have to dodge those nasty pitches 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3493 Don't borrow his Invisible Suntan Lotion! 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3494 Nobody’s going to hit his fastball. Believe me! 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3495 If he wasn’t wearing clothes, he’d have made a home run on that bunt. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3496 He’s not just another empty uniform. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3497 We just acquired him from the Angels. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3498 His body hasn’t adjusted to the new time zone yet. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3499 They'll never throw it past him, but they might throw it through him 1.2286 0.04334 105 82 22 1
3500 The funny thing is, you never see him show any emotion. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3501 I’d like to say he was overlooked in the draft, but it’s not quite the right word. 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
3502 You can't have a strike zone if you don't have a body. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3503 He'd be a much better hitter if he had some upper body strength. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3504 Ty Cobb never could pass up a baseball game. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3505 Good thing we use numbers and names. 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
3506 I'm skeptical, but the stats guys love him. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3507 I'll admit it was a gamble, but now I'm thinking about calling up King Kong and Godzilla. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3508 'I love this guy. The other team never see him coming.' 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3509 The manager's kid? I just don't see it. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3510 So then I said, "whoa, you can't go out there without pants!" 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
3511 See coach?? I told ya the new kid was fast. He's already at the plate! 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
3512 He's waited a long time to show you just what he's made of. 1.2281 0.07517 57 48 5 4
3513 You get more hits in when they can't see you. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
3514 Boo’s on first. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
3515 He is one emotionless guy. Does not wear his heart on his sleeve. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
3516 Sometimes he just doesn't give all of himself to the game. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
3517 At least he stopped chewing tobacco. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
3518 I mean, you can’t test for steroids if you can’t even see the fucker. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
3519 I just said stealing was easier if they don’t see you. 1.2281 0.05607 57 44 13 0
3520 They call him 'Change of Clothes' 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
3521 Performance anxiety blows his mind, but he always comes through. 1.2281 0.05607 57 44 13 0
3522 There's a saying in baseball that you cannot hit what you cannot see..wonder if the reverse is true? 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
3523 Elon Musk buys little league. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
3524 So, what do you think about cancel culture? 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
3525 Let’s face it. They can use a hand.” 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
3526 I can't see a woman playing in the major leagues. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3527 Now there's a guy who puts the team before himself. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
3528 First of his kind to get to the majors. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
3529 He hits homers, he hits singles, it only gets strange when he hits the showers 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3530 He had an out of body experience. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3531 He/she is our new batboy/girl! 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3532 He's kinda like interest in the game itself -- missing until October. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
3533 Well, he might have a pretty face but as a player he has no subtance. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
3534 His family is in the stands. He's always claimed to be a great husband and a transparent. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
3535 He always claims he didn't see it coming. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3536 Sometimes I see the craziest things, Steve...I'm worried. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3537 This is great! Now they won’t know where to throw 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3538 As a marketing gag they had him sign his contract with invisible ink 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3539 In a good sense, he's not even a shadow of his former self. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3540 The league says he's not a real player, but I don't see what the problem is. Literally. 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
3541 He steals fewer bases now that he has to wear clothes. 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
3542 He played for the Clearskins back in the day. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3543 It is the Emperor of Russia. To spy here he doesn't wear his invisible battledress but made himself invisible. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3544 We don’t know who he is but I’ve heard he’s good at stealing bases. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3545 Now that's one hell of a strike zone! 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3546 If it weren’t for the glove, I could swear he’s the Invisible Man in disguise. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3547 There’s less places he can be hit by a pitch.” Robert Weingast Manhattan, New Yor 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3548 Turns out, there really is an invisible man on first. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3549 It is our baseball version of the Galloping Ghost! 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3550 Wow. I’m surprised he quit professional dodgeball for this. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3551 He’s pinch hitting for Shoeless Joe. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3552 That new sinus medicine ready cleared frank up huh? 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
3553 The fans can't get enough of him. 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
3554 Pinch runner 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3555 We're finally breaking the colorless barrier. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3556 He says he's warming up in the Metaverse 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3557 I know, but wait ‘til you see him run. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3558 He's called a transparent hitter. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3559 Never--I mean never!--been tagged out. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3560 Just came up from the minors. He's hitting .310, and a friendlier guy you're never gonna meet. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3561 He wanted to get ahead of the insults.... 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3562 I told him to slide head first 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3563 At work he's an empty suit. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
3564 He's our new disintegrated hitter. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
3565 Turns out, you can't strike out what you can't see, either. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3566 I'ver heard of empty suits, but uniforms? Never. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3567 He's our best base stealer. If he gets on, he'll take off his uniform. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3568 He’s the best ghost runner we’ve ever had. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3569 He's an airhead,but he really can hit the ball! 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
3570 Yep. We start the inning with a base on balls then it's anybody's game! 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3571 His Dad , the meteorologist , painted the kid's face and arms green. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3572 Brad didn’t quite comprehend my “indivisible” pep talk. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3573 We paid plenty to get him but he has not snowed us much yet. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
3574 They say he’s the next Babe Ruth but I’m just not seeing it. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3575 You'll never see another player like him! 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3576 Don't you want to know how many times he was hit by a pitcher? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3577 Hey at least he's not Shoeless Joe Jackson. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3578 If he gets on base, he'll be a ghost runner. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3579 I think he misunderstood ghosting. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3580 Finally, some transparency in this league. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3581 This must be the player to be named later. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
3582 His superpower is keeping a low profile. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
3583 After the whole lockout, I'm glad our sport is committed to greater transparency. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
3584 At first, I was nervous about a change in ownership. But must admit, I’m cool with Mattel! 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
3585 He's a hopeless bunter. Pitchers can always see right through him. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
3586 His eye for the ball isn’t great, but he leads the league in stolen bases. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
3587 He's great at stealing bases. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3588 He can really play. Shoeless Joe 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3589 AI is really changing the game. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3590 If we just use the uniforms, they're non-union 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
3591 Remember Ferguson Jenkins ? 1.2262 0.06189 84 71 7 6
3592 I'm pretty sure having your head in the game isn't enough. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3593 OK, he bats lefty. What else did you like? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3594 The hypothesis is that it is harder for the pitcher to see the strike zone. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3595 I told you we needed a ghost runner 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3596 Yes, he'll be playing today. He's playing incognito. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3597 I'm telling ya, this kid gives it all he's got. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3598 Naked, we’d steal more bases. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3599 Now we have the first trans matter player in the league! 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3600 No Balls, No Strikes! 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
3601 It gets really crazy when he gets on base and takes off his clothes. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3602 I've never seen him play. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3603 Shoeless Joe's great-great grandkid! 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3604 Okay, so I filled A-Rod's shoes... happy? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3605 Helmet, check. Bat, glove, check. Uniform, socks, shoes check. But I still feel like I’m forgetting something. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3606 He says he’s Babe Ruth, but I’m sure he was a bit taller 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3607 I thought he only pinch ran. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3608 Wow, Bob, I thought the owners were crazy when they said that the fans wouldn't miss the players. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3609 You see something in him that I don't! 1.2258 0.07423 62 53 4 5
3610 His mom really lathers on the sunscreen. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3611 He's rehabbing in Triple-A but we hope to have him back soon. 1.2258 0.05353 62 46 14 0
3612 No torso, no strike zone. World Series, here we come. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
3613 That’s our new DH…Diaphanous Hitter 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3614 Who ya gonna call?” “Ghostbatters! 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3615 What's the name of that novel again? The Invisible Manny?! 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3616 It's his ONLY party trick though... 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
3617 He's the new face of the baseball. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3618 He could steal more bases if he played nude,but apparently that is against the rules. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3619 He's our ghost runner. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3620 We are now doing blind tryouts 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3621 Not until the Ninth! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3622 That diet has definitely gone too far. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3623 Then he takes off his uniform and steals second, third and home. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3624 If we get to extra innings, he can be our ghost runner. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3625 He would be better off playing naked. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3626 If only he would work on how to get hit by a pitch. 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
3627 There's just no strike zone anymore. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3628 Good athlete but he’s an air head! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3629 He lost his head the last time his shoulder went out, and hasn't been the same since. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3630 But he still wears a jockstrap 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3631 Talk about resurrecting your career! 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3632 If you think about it, we can make the strike zone as small as we want. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3633 I feel like he's just an empty uniform this season, you know? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3634 He ain't much to look at, but boy can he play. 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
3635 You've never seen a batter like this guy. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3636 well, at last we have a clear view to the pitch 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3637 The rule changes for designated hitter give us a ghost of a chance. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3638 A shame the rules require the uniform. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3639 They go to pieces before every game. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3640 He likes to get naked and go into the visitors' dugout. Totally freaks them out. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3641 These virtual glasses aren't worth a damn. Half of him's missing. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3642 That baseball player is invisible! 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3643 Our pitcher loves to hear the "No batter! No batter!" crowd chant. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3644 If he gets on, he strips down and steals his way around. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3645 Looks like the Angels were raptured. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3646 Will he get a trophy too? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3647 You've gotta give him a hand. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3648 He disappears every April, but he'll be there in the dog days of August. 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
3649 Sometimes it seems like he just isn't all there 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
3650 He was in Congress before he landed this gig 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
3651 Kid's got a solid batting average despite being last in the league in plate appearances 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
3652 But there's no rule that says he has to KEEP wearing the uniform... 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
3653 I think we lucked out in this trade. The guy with bolts on his neck could barely run. 1.2241 0.07795 58 50 3 5
3654 Remember that Biblical reference, “The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak” 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
3655 Like I said, the dude’s just a shadow of his former self. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
3656 He gives new meaning to the expression "No batter! No batter!". 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
3657 You ain’t seen nothing until you don’t see this guy. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
3658 Don't you think our new ghost runner, looks just like the last one? 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
3659 The kids have always used ghost runners, so why not ghost batters? 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
3660 I told you he'd bring nothing to the team. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
3661 I wish we could convince him to play naked. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
3662 I have never seen his family, have you? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3663 A great hitter, but he can't face the media. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3664 Can you believe he was scouted? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3665 He told me for fun he sometimes strips and then re-dresses himself at third base. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
3666 His bobble head night costs the team exactly $0. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3667 He's our hidden weapon. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3668 He missed his flight, but his luggage made it. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3669 I can't believe that in 2022 our team is still called, "The Homos." 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3670 I told you he was just full of hot air! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3671 If he could bat naked he wouldn't have strike zone. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3672 He's great at the hidden ball trick. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3673 One more and he's hit for the Ring of Gyges! 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3674 Good legs, but no arm. Let's see how is batter's eye is. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3675 He went virtually unnoticed in Long Island Baseball. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3676 'Moonlight' Graham. He was called up from the 'Field of Dreams.' 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3677 He thinks he’s clever but I see right through him. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3678 That fastball slapped him into next week. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3679 First it was a ghost runner, now it's a ghost batter! 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3680 This is exactly what we need. We already have the head and the arms. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3681 He told me he hits a grand slam every game,but I can see right through him. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3682 He pitches naked. Stymies the batters. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3683 His last at bat was a sacrifice bunt. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3684 I sure hope he starts hitting soon; he's been invisible the past few series. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3685 He's hard to read but he's better looking than the rest of the team 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3686 We’ve got the clear advantage with him on deck. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3687 One thing about this guy, you never know what he’ll do next. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3688 The sacrifice fly took a lot out of him. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3689 Get your head in the game sport! 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3690 I’m really glad we traded No-Name for No-Face. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3691 Oh darn, Mickie! We drafted a ghost! Not a GOAT! 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
3692 He just came home the minors, where nobody knows his name. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
3693 The coach makes him feel invisible. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3694 And sometimes, home steals you. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3695 He can hit, but can he run? by milt.lieberman@yahoo.com 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3696 Are the pronouns really that important? 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
3697 He’s a shadow of his former self. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
3698 and he's a switch hitter too 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
3699 He maybe an empty head, but he sure fools the pitchers! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3700 All he said was he was tired of being hit with fastballs and was going to do something about it. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3701 He's the embodiment of our team spirit. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3702 I just can't see keeping this guy on the team. 1.2237 0.04812 76 59 17 0
3703 It's only a problem in the locker room. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3704 I told you he was ghosting me. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3705 He's extremely shy, he doesn't even shower with the team. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3706 Lotta potential but he still has to put it together 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3707 Of course he’s fast, but that’s not why they call him “the phantom.” 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3708 I can see the potential in this guy. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3709 I think I’ll pencil him in for the eighth inning 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3710 Do you think there is anything inside those socks? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3711 They say it wards off Covid, but it has its downsides. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3712 He claim's to have a 550 batting average , but you can see right through him 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
3713 He'll hit with real power when he fills out a bit. 1.2237 0.04812 76 59 17 0
3714 He leads in RBIs—runs batted invisibly. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3715 Another no-hitter for the history books. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3716 He said the tattoo removal would be painless, but I guess we'll never know. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3717 We signed him after his streaking career failed. 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
3718 When he chugs a beer after the game it looks like Niagara Falls! 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3719 I just can't see why they picked this guy 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3720 He puts skin in the game! 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3721 His strike zone is a bit blurry. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3722 I can't belive this is what they meant by coaches shouldn't see color 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3723 I tell ya, this guy's so fast they don't see him coming. 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
3724 And this is the “taken” sign 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3725 He loves the game so much, his uniform gets here first. 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
3726 He’s a great ghost runner…but now we’re going to try him at bat. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3727 At least he shows up on the stat sheet. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3728 You should see him in the shower after the game. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3729 Picked him up in last night's trade…Player to Be Named Later. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3730 Except for a few gaps, he's got a good game. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
3731 This is Virtual Babe. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3732 With green screen we can put in anyone! 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3733 Now batting…Harry Houdini 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
3734 Sure is hot and sticky out there 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3735 He goes streaking every game and never gets caught. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3736 We moneyballed the player down to just his on-base numbers. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3737 Plus, when we need someone on base, he never minds being hit by a pitch 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3738 Makes it hard to eyeball him 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3739 Nobody has seen him in days, but his uniform keeps showing up! 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3740 When he strips, stealing home is a breeze. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
3741 We tried dispensing with the entire uniform, but the umpire couldn't couldn't determine the strike zone. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3742 His Player Profile describes him as entirely non-descript. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3743 He never gets a sore arm. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3744 This way they will never guess she is a woman. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3745 Maybe he’s not hitting because his eye-hand coordination disappeared? 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3746 He saves a fortune on sunscreen. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3747 He's a master of the hidden-ball trick. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3748 I tell ya, I wouldn't wanna play poker with Riley there. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3749 Hey,what he lacks in body,he makes up in soul! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3750 Faceless Player 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
3751 That fast ball on his last outing was so fast, instead of just knocking his socks off, it knocked him out of his whole uniform! 1.2222 0.04934 72 55 16 0
3752 Wow! He really is the invisible man! 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3753 But the best thing is, no body odor whatsoever. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3754 The scouts insist his game is solid, but we haven’t seen it. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3755 It's about time the league adopted the designated specter rule. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
3756 Lou Gehrig ‘s Disease. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
3757 She hits like no one you've ever seen! 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3758 He's not much to look. But it's like no one can see him knock it out of the park 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3759 That sunscreen is really working. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
3760 No way. We'll never get a head. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
3761 After he hits the ball, he strips running to first base, and keeps running until he slides into home safe. 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
3762 We just called him up, but I just don't see him making the team. 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
3763 First, he's gotta get his head in the game. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3764 It happens when he puts on too much deodorant. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3765 Looks like he’s gone to his happy place 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3766 He needs to play within himself 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3767 Looks like he's run home. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
3768 Goes by the pronoun 'ghost'. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
3769 I guess he's "the player to be named later"! 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3770 Must be that invisible runner on third we always had when we played baseball as kids. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3771 Sure he's a no hitter, but he's no pitcher either. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3772 These smart uniforms don't even need humans anymore. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3773 In his case, fans truly are rooting just for laundry. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3774 I wasn't sure if I'd ever see a no hitter! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3775 So what if the new rule makes George Will's bowtie spin? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3776 He was just transported from the minors. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3777 I don't know what coach sees in him. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3778 If anybody can hit ‘em where they ain’t, it’s him. 1.2206 0.05482 68 53 13 1
3779 …and she literally flies around the bases! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3780 He's our new secret weapon: An antimatter batter. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3781 At least this way they can never steal our signs. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3782 Hal was telling all about his out of body experience 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3783 Anyone can see that he's not all there 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
3784 Try helping him find his parents in the stands. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3785 His grandfather broke the color barrier before Jackie Robinson, no one even knew! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3786 He decided to work from today 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3787 The Un-Natural 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
3788 If Who's on first and What's on second then Where's the batter? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3789 What’s the deal with all of the beach balls at Dodgers games? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3790 Him? He was the first player to sign an 100 year contract. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3791 When he gets on, no-one will know who's on first. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3792 He's fast enough to streak into home, just watch. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3793 No hitter? I thought the GM asked for a no header! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3794 We tried to "hit 'em where they ain't." Now we're trying to "hit 'em where we ain't." 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3795 As far as we know, he's never been hit by a pitch. 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
3796 The helmet is mandatory, so is the bat. The shoes are necessary. Why is he wearing a uniform? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3797 He or she came from a very minor league... 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
3798 It’s gross when he’s chewing tobacco. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3799 He’s got the coolest player card I’ve ever seen. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3800 I've never seen him pinch hit before. 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
3801 They said baseball is unwatchable, so we doubled down! 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
3802 Wait'll you see him bunt, it's hilarious! 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
3803 He was with the Angels. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3804 He's never been caught stealing a base because he sheds his uniform. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3805 And he takes off his uniform when he gets to first and steals his way home. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
3806 He's not a crowd pleaser, but he's lethal on the close calls at the plate and base running. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3807 He quit chewing bubble gum because it was scaring the kids. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3808 It seems all the best players are starting to disappear 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3809 Nobody else saw the talent in this guy 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3810 I thought he had potential, but it seems to have disappeared. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3811 We built it, just waiting for them to come. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3812 A single's as good as a home run for this kid. He strips on first and steals the rest. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3813 You can't drug test what you can't see 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
3814 His numbers are down, but it’s a wonder he gets on base at all. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3815 They asked for more transparency in baseball recruiting. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3816 He looks like a nobody, but wait and see. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3817 I've never seen a better hitter. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
3818 You'd never know he was in the room if it weren't for his uniform. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3819 "Hey! When did Joe grow a beard?" 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
3820 Who’s he kidding, leg shape …a dead giveaway 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3821 Doesn’t the coach realize this is the real game, not just the dress rehearsal? 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
3822 He’s been a shadow of his former self ever since he got traded back to the minors. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3823 Ghosting has apparently become very trendy in their generation. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3824 I think smart of him to show the umpire all the places he has been hit by pitches and that he won't be hit there again. 1.2195 0.05494 82 69 9 4
3825 He's our latest prospect for a ghost runner in the 10th, they say he's a natural... 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3826 Take off the cap, shirt, and shorts, and he'll have no strike zone. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3827 If he ever makes it to third I’ll sign him to strip. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3828 We think he'll be great for stealing bases. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3829 I made him the designated hitter because I couldn't see him in the infield or the outfield. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3830 I don’t think he’s got it in him. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3831 Did I mention; he pitches as a lefty. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3832 ‘“Way to fade, Coach? The bastard’s barely there!” 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3833 How's he gonna see the pitch? 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
3834 Undesignated hitter. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3835 Hey, they said nobody could beat them! 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3836 He lost a lot of weight in the off season. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3837 A true free agent is not a captive of the body. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3838 Wait till he takes his uniform off. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3839 They're a great player but need more visibility. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3840 I’m glad we cut all the Millennials 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
3841 He lost his head last over a called third strike, and his new cleats cost him an arm and an arm. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3842 You know, it turns out Shoeless Joe Jackson really IS a ghost! 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3843 He came from the field of dreams. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3844 He’s been suspended for a couple of games. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3845 Before he made the big leagues,he was nobody. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3846 I have no idea where our scouts found this kid. It's like he came out of nowhere. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3847 Is that HaunTed Williams? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3848 No one ever sees where the ball goes." 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3849 That's what I said. Who's on first, What's on second, and I Don't Know's on third base. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
3850 This guy would sacrifice anything for a win. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3851 Not a single strike, but a lot of walks 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3852 He can't hit worth a damn, but he's great at getting walked. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3853 I've never seen a player whose game is so grounded by intangibles. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3854 He came over from The Phantoms in the Japanese League. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3855 Best Walk to Strike Out Ration in the League 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3856 He better not ghost us this time! 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
3857 His contract doesn't allow for full disclosure" 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3858 His stance is good, but his grip is still a little sketchy. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3859 What I do know is his contract cost an arm and a leg. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
3860 No-see-ums came out early this year huh? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3861 This kid can round the bases before anyone realizes he's even hit the ball" 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3862 Wait'll you see him leg out a hit! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3863 Sure it seems like an advantage, but the ball is clear, too. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3864 He's good, but he can only play enchanted cornfield ballparks in the American League. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3865 The fans love him, management loves him - I just don't get what they see in this guy. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3866 Told you the tan is great camouflage. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3867 Sneaky fast. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3868 On hot days when he plays naked - what a base stealer! 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3869 Let's hope he can see the ball. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
3870 He'll be with the Angels next year. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3871 Apparently has stolen home four times already this year 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3872 He's still concerned about getting hit in his legs 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3873 We traded the designated hitter for a hitter to be designated. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
3874 Scouting report says he's got a lot of spirit ! 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
3875 I bet he's running this place one day. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
3876 If he can hit, maybe you CAN beat somebody with nobody. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
3877 He’s the Ghost Valuable Player. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
3878 Rookie or not, there is more to The Kid than meets the eye. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
3879 No Body stands a chance 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
3880 Now maybe they'll believe us when we say the ump is blind. 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
3881 It's a shame, no one will ever see him play. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
3882 He's a shell of his former self but we're optimistic he'll find himself, soon. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
3883 Think the league regrets asking for more transparency in our players? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
3884 Yeah coach,my buddies in the AL tell me D.H. stands for Disappearing Hitter. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
3885 "He likes to feel invisible when everyone is watching." 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
3886 He's ready. We should pencil him in as a starter. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
3887 He lost his bat,and his arm too. Have you ever seen anything like that? 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
3888 His gal just ghosted him. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3889 He's a can't miss prospect. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3890 Now tell me you've seen someone run to the plate faster than that. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3891 He’s our best at stealing bases. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3892 He’s playing better this year but I can’t really see him making varsity. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
3893 When I hired him, he was nobody." 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3894 Pitchers can't figure him out -- his intentions at the plate are never transparent. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3895 Too bad they have to wear a uniform. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3896 And then, he strips to steal bases. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
3897 Invisibility is his greatest asset." 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3898 He just got traded to the metaverse. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3899 He's the first invisible minority in the league. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3900 Before they made him wear the uniform he led the league in walks and stolen bases, 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
3901 It makes it easier to steal bases. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3902 Before he was a baseball player? He was a streaker... but nobody paid any attention to him. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3903 You should watch him pitch naked. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
3904 It's Moneyball reimagined. The payroll`s invisible as well. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3905 This is the first time we've had the ghost runner bat. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3906 I guess he never skips leg day! 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3907 Did you know there are five ways to have a plate appearance without an at-bat, but only one way to have an at-bat without a plate appearance? 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
3908 Where’s his head at? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3909 He has to get his head in the game... 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3910 We've never seen him so relaxed 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3911 I think we're looking at a no-hitter. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
3912 He never delivers on his empty promises. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3913 ...I felt the craziest thing in the shower after practice yesterday... 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3914 wait till you see this kid play! 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3915 He's our best hope against the dreaded beanball. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 14 0
3916 Yep, the Analytics Team was adamant. The best guy to advance the ghost runner is the ghost hitter. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3917 He hit well in the minors, but scouts are seeing right through him. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3918 Poor kid! His dad got him the uniform but his mom won't let him play. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3919 He plays well with nobody. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3920 At least we have a ghost of a chance to win 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
3921 We should consider trading him 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3922 Come on Billy! Get your head in the game! 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3923 So that's why they call him the Cheshire Batter! 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3924 He’s our best ghost runner. Never gets tagged. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
3925 The league is experimenting with ghost runners this season. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
3926 Would you mind running and getting his left glove before he's up? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3927 if we have him lose the uniform, they'll never be able to figure out his strike zone. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3928 Clear SPF 1000 sunscreen. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
3929 If he gets on he can steal a lot of bases. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
3930 It’s brilliant. The ump can’t find his strike zone. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
3931 He’s our secret weapon…. They don’t see it coming! 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
3932 I knew that eventually a woman would break into the majors. AND she’s a SOUTHPAW!!! 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3933 I hope baseball will help my son develop a better self-image 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3934 When the clothes drop look for him on second. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3935 They'll never spot this curveball! 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
3936 He's our first real live ghost runner. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
3937 When we run low on ad space, we'll just green-screen the players! 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3938 Who says there is no transparency in this game? 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
3939 They'll see right through him.. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3940 I can’t see him making the team 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3941 Well heck, let’s just see what happens. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3942 He just seems to disappear in the crowd ... 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
3943 He might be a stuffed shirt, yes, but he IS our best player. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3944 Think of it this way Mac, we can cut costs with the food budget 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3945 His hits-per-plate-appearance stat is off the charts. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3946 'Apparently, he's only required to make two public appearances a year." 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3947 Ohh I see. "Who?" is on first. This game is getting too philosophical. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3948 That's "Barely Visible" Johnson's kid. Can't you see the resemblence? 1.2167 0.07551 60 52 3 5
3949 He has the highest hit-by-pitch percentage in the league. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3950 Designated. Really? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3951 He's going for a "No-Hitter!" 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3952 He said he's going to be the invisible man on first 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3953 If he makes it to first,he strips down. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3954 I can assure you we wont see him at the hall of fame 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
3955 You don’t see players like this much anymore. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3956 His best feature is a vanishingly small strike zone. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3957 He's scheduled to arrive from the Transfer Portal any second now. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3958 That's quite a hat trick. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3959 Sounds great, but when am I going to see him play? 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
3960 I guess Smitty didn't hear you tell him to keep his head in the game. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3961 This is nothing ... just wait 'til you see him on the mound! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3962 He hasn’t had his breakfast, that’s why. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
3963 It’s a new prototype, invisibot… 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3964 Our undesignated hitter has them worried. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
3965 I know, I know. But he’s amazing at stealing bases. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
3966 He hasn't really given it his all this season. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
3967 Now that’s what a call throwing curveball to the umpires 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3968 He's got good stats, but his rookie card is nothing to look at. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3969 He is trying to avoid the pitcher aiming for him. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3970 He used to have a good bating stroke and a head for the game . But he is still under contract from the analytics G M . 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
3971 This will freak out any pitcher. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3972 I sat on him twice before we suited up. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3973 I sure hope he finds his swing soon, so we can start winning again. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3974 He identifies as a ghost 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3975 This way they can't plan how to pitch to him. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3976 He's still better than our pitcher. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
3977 Looks like Schultz won't be trying to lean in on a fastball... 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3978 He’s Frazee’s great-grandson. I wouldn’t want to show my face in Boston either. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3979 This guys an enigma 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3980 Are we allowed to use sunscreen? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3981 All hat, no body. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3982 He ain't much to look at, but boy can he run. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3983 The new guy is really blending in well, don't you think? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3984 Sure he's a rookie, but with a little face-time and some hands-on training.... 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3985 He's one of those kids you can see right through. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3986 They'll be talking about us 50 years from now that we helped break the visible barrier in baseball 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3987 I just can’t see how he does it 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3988 Rains, Claude Rains... 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3989 This ghost runner thing has gone too far. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3990 I was told not to let the pitcher get a head in the count! 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3991 Hey, they’ve got a no-hitter going through eight innings: who better to have at bat than Wally here? 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
3992 He’s starting to develop into a great player. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
3993 Next time we'll trade for a player-to-be-named-sooner. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3994 HELLuva recruiting job, sure. Shame about the uniform requirement, is what I’m saying. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3995 I feel like he's just not "all in" these days. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3996 You can hardly tell he’s slumping. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3997 He takes his clothes off to steal bases. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3998 Never thought I’d see him at the game. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3999 Should be an interesting faceoff 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
4000 Guess he's playing for the away team. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
4001 I use to think there was something there! 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
4002 He hasn’t signed yet! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
4003 He says he's related to Babe Ruth, but I can see right through him. 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
4004 I got the idea from the end of THE NATURAL. And I write "Roy Hobbs" on the lineup card. Freaks 'em out. 1.2143 0.06716 70 60 5 5
4005 Game's going to extra innings; send in the ghost runner. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4006 We use him as our ghost runner in extra inning games. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4007 We scouted him using quantum entanglement. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
4008 Quantum mechanics at bat 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4009 We were really lucky to grab the ghost of Jackie Robinson in the draft. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
4010 I didn't think ghosting was part of the game, ya know? 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
4011 He thinks it distracts the pitchers… I think he looks like an airhead 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4012 I'm not sure what you see in the new pinch hitter. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4013 We will be the first team in baseball history to ever bat a no hitter. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4014 Some people will do anything to get ahead. 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
4015 The pitcher will see right through you. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4016 We've been teaching him how to get out of his own head... 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4017 If we could convince him to play naked they'd never find his strike zone. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4018 i keep telling you … fans root for the uniform NOT the player 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4019 As a hitter he's nothing, but when he takes the mound, no one can touch him. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4020 Too bad he can't hit. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
4021 I know we want our players to keep a clear head but this is ridiculous! 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4022 The Designated Hitter rule is great. The old timers can play forever. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4023 I'll bet they never saw this pinch hitter coming. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4024 I told the guy, no starch. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
4025 The guy’s just running on fumes. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4026 Jackie Robinson helped to integrate Baseball. Bob is helping to disintegrate it. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
4027 Be careful in the locker room. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
4028 Bill Veeck would love this. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4029 Only genuine fans can see him 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4030 Explain to me again how he's supposed to see the strike zone. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4031 He's really good and they'll never see him coming. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4032 Do you think he's ghosted us? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4033 No hits, no runs, no head, no arms; they’ve got to be related. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4034 I don't know, I think maybe they're taking this new ghost runner rule a little too literally. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4035 This guy just doesn't have a head on his shoulders - and he's not armed for the majors. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4036 We asked for more transparency in the hiring practices. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4037 Guaranteed no-hitter. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
4038 Of course, being invisible is no advantage in baseball. He craves recognition. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
4039 This happens when you're not safe at home. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4040 looks like he already struck out 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4041 His heart's not in the game? I think it goes a lot farther than that 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4042 Apparently he’ll only play for the Twins on condition of anonymity.” 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
4043 The only company that offered him an endorsement makes vanishing cream. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4044 What's John Cena doing in the field? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
4045 He's having an identity crisis. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4046 He really doesn’t need a batting helmet. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
4047 We could really use a more substantial hitter... 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4048 Hey team, can you turn your webcams on, please? 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
4049 Wait till they try to bean him. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
4050 The new batboy really took it to heart when the manager told him he should not be seen or heard. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4051 Of all our hitters, he has the best form. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4052 Ever since he fell into that vat of ooze we haven't been able to see him, but he sure does play better 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4053 He's the first player to break the spectrum barrier. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4054 Finally, something interesting! 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4055 He’s seen too many fadeaway curveball pitches!” 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4056 We thought he was a no-show today ... but then he started singing in the shower. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4057 He just transferred from the Ghost Leagues. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4058 If only the talent scouts could see what I see. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4059 It’s the new kid from the Angels … he’s still trying to find his swing. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4060 The only trouble is when he gets hit, the ump doesn't see it. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4061 People who have watched him play say they've never seen anyone like him. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4062 Frankly, I'm glad they didn't retire his jersey. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4063 I didn’t see much in him at first, but he’s the best base-stealer on the team 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4064 You can see right through this guys approach. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4065 He’a actually a lefty. He’s just doing this to fake ‘em out. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4066 It’s one way of getting into the record books. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4067 Does he realize his name is on his uniform? 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4068 I can't see him making it to the Majors. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4069 And you thought ghost runners in extra innings were ridiculous. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
4070 …..took us a while to get his uniform size correct. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4071 And he doesn't have a good eye at the plate. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4072 We had to use the prosthetics so his pants would stay up. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
4073 Five bucks says it’s a no hitter 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4074 Is he the "Player to be named later" in that deal? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4075 Gallons of miskets to play at war-ground 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4076 The Astros can utilize him, huh? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4077 He could be our tenth player if I could only get him to play naked. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4078 He’s got good bat speed and a strike zone that one one can find. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4079 So much for see ball, hit ball 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4080 I'm glad we called this guy up. He leaves everything on the field every game 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4081 They 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4082 It appears lefthanded batting gloves are on back order. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4083 Next he pulls of his uniform and he's just two shoes and a bat! 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4084 He has a reputation of disappearing in clutch situations 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4085 Let's face the fact. He's just a mirage or his former self. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
4086 Next year we won't be able to use a ghost runner. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4087 He's batting .BOO so far 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4088 I guess he just doesn’t have the guts for it. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4089 Diego's out with an injury but his uniform is a real competitor. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4090 He'll make a great 3rd base coach...they'll never steal his signs. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4091 He is so fast, he almost looks invisible. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4092 Well, the owner is an empty suit… 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4093 No, no, no--WHO's on first! 1.2131 0.06235 61 49 9 2
4094 Without him, we wouldn't stand a ghost of a chance. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4095 According to the stats, if we don't play, we can't lose. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4096 Is that a bamboo bat he's using, or is it just plain old ash? 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
4097 Oh Great!..Now thy are using "Ghost Batters"..What has become of baseball?! 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
4098 He's the 'player to be named later' we got in a trade. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4099 Coach tells the team doctor "autonomous players will eliminate injuries" 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4100 Where's his other batting glove? 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4101 The fans love him ‘cause he’s got a lot of spirit. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4102 I always said he was an empty suit. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4103 I guess the lockout did work. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4104 Wait'll you see him pitch! 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4105 If he tries to steal a base, it will impossible to tag him. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4106 You ought to not see him bat naked. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4107 I heard he used to play for the Hoboken Zephyrs. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4108 It's his way to freakout the pitcher 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4109 We had one color barrier left to break 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4110 He's from my fantasy team. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4111 ‘’This will definitely speed up the game” 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4112 I think it's Bilbo Baggins, for sure. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4113 He was just called up from the Iowa farm team. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4114 I WONDER IF THIS WOULD'VE HELPED JACKIE ROBINSON. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4115 He's just not what he used to be. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4116 nobody plays baseball 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4117 At least his heart's in it... 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4118 It is just like he's not there 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4119 "He talks a big game, but I think he's full of hot air. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4120 the guys hes invisible hes a yankeeee 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4121 He is so self-effacing,that now he insists on playing incognito ! 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4122 He’s the new Ed Gaedel. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4123 Ironically, the fans pay not to see him. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4124 Yeah, so. But can he hit against the best knuckleballer in the league? 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
4125 Yeah, but they’ll never find his strike zone. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
4126 Sure you can see right through him but he's the genuine article. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
4127 We just brought him up from the fantasy league. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
4128 Quite disarming,wouldn’t you agree? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
4129 I know Congress asked for more transparency,but this is way out of left field. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
4130 It's an allergic reaction to his sun screen. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
4131 Well maybe he can be a "pinch runner"! 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
4132 They say he's the one to look out for. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
4133 I can't see what you see in this ball player. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
4134 I keep telling him not to internalize it, but he’s been getting booed all season. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4135 I just can’t see this guy hitting big league pitching. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4136 During the Pledge, he misunderstood 'indivisible.' 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4137 He doesn't have a ghost of a chance of making the team. 1.2113 0.06628 71 61 5 5
4138 He's an unknown 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4139 Remember? We got him in that trade with the Cleveland Invisibles. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
4140 I can't see him hitting that curveball. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4141 Fans won't get behind an airhead. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4142 Jim: Who'da thunk it, the first invisible baseball player! Bob: Next thing you know they'll let men swim against women. Jim: That's ridiculous, wouldn't be fair. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4143 This is what happens when Disney buys a ball team. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4144 hit it with your foot 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4145 Invisible man on deck? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4146 Don't worry, it's early. He always shows up in crunch time. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4147 Don't worry, he's got nothing in him. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4148 Wait 'til they try to tag him out. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4149 He’s really good at stealing bases naked. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4150 He’s the team’s Ace, but I can’t see it. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4151 Esmeralda is our newest player. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4152 Turns out, nobody wants some naked invisible guy out on the street “fighting crime” and the fans love him. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4153 Who's on deck?" "Boo." "Yeah, who?" "I told you, Boo is on deck! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4154 They call him, Doc…nicknames…go figure. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
4155 He's a terrible hitter; but his left handed slider pitch is epic. 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
4156 He’s completely scandal free” 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4157 He's all walks and sacrifice flies. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4158 Top of the tenth--he's our ghost runner. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4159 I thought there are only face-offs in hockey! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4160 He got traded to the Mets just last night 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
4161 ....without clothes- he's a sure walk 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4162 By the time the last layer of pine tar was removed in late August, this is all they found underneath. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4163 Looks like nobody’s hitting a home run today! 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
4164 He's great and we only have to pay him in NFTs. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
4165 Last game we sent him to the showers, but then we couldn't find him. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
4166 He's so fast his uniform couldn't keep up. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4167 They say he's good, but I just don't see him as a team player 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4168 He's the Jackie Robinson of invisible men. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4169 You should have seen him before they forced him to wear a uniform! 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
4170 He is just starting to develop. 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
4171 He’s running on empty. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
4172 He used to be a five tool player. Now,only one.. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4173 If he takes his shoes off can you see his feet? 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
4174 Al, can I be transparent for a moment? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
4175 A second offense results in suspension followed by vaporization. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
4176 Wait 'til you see how he steals second. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4177 so invisible tom is not an imaginary friend 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
4178 With Schrodinger in the lineup, they’ll never know what to expect. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4179 He is clearly the designated hitter. 1.2105 0.05402 76 61 12 2
4180 Guys in the front office, they like empty suits. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4181 I told him he was thinking too much 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
4182 If he goes streaking he could steal some signs for us. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
4183 He's still just a prospect. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
4184 Coach, this the phantom player you’re always talking about 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4185 I’m still not sold on the ghost runner rule. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
4186 His Batters-Faced average is pretty lousy. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4187 He's a player to be seen later. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4188 -“The spirit is willing, but the body is not.” 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
4189 He thinks it’s an away game 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
4190 This kid's the best I've never seen. 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
4191 For a pitcher he was a decent hitter. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4192 Not til they bring in the new pitcher. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4193 You’ll never see him get out 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
4194 You’ve got to see him to believe him! 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4195 It’s his encore from Field of Dreams. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4196 His name is Casper but he's not friendly 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4197 Paleo diet man 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4198 This cancel culture is really catching on. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4199 Another empty suit, they used to say. Now he's leading the league in steals and on base percentage. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4200 Have you seen their short stop? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4201 In the 10th we'll need a ghost runner on second. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4202 He was caught off 2nd by the hidden ball trick and it got into his head. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4203 He really believes you can't hit what you can't see. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4204 Kind of a change-up on the old no-hitter. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4205 Give 'em the eyes old boy 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4206 Wells' invisible man or Ellison's invisible man? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4207 He's our star batter but he's very self-effacing. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4208 Kids got starch in his veins 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4209 It happens every spring. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4210 He's not the best hitter, but boy does he steal base on casual Fridays. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4211 They have trouble being in the moment. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4212 I haven't played with an invisible man since I was a kid 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4213 You just don’t see batters like that anymore. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4214 This guy needs to get more sun. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4215 He has been gun shy since his last getting Beaned. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4216 Yeah, he's been cancelled. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4217 I don't see what you're talking about? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4218 Now that’s what I call a no-hitter. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4219 I feel like no one really sees me anymore. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4220 They decided that transparency is essential to fielding a winning team. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4221 Almost stealth. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4222 Theoretically, the strike zone does not exist in the absence of physical dimensions with which to measure it" 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4223 I' m told his new sponsor is very protective of his Name, Image and Likeness?! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4224 We’ve got inclusion figured out but we’re still working on visibility. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4225 Yes, he’s also the invisible runner on first base. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4226 He's a decent hitter, but he kind of disappears under pressure. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4227 He doesn't seem to have any power lately. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
4228 When I told the front office that people only root for the uniform, they realized they could make even more profit. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4229 Get ready for the best hit you'll never see. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4230 -He is invisible not only in the stats. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4231 You reckon’ he can see the ball? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4232 Yeah, like I told ya, this guy can really fly around the bases! 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4233 I’ve never once seen him get hit by a pitch. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4234 You know the missing player from the Braves, Otis Nixon, maybe he's come back to play ball 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4235 They won’t see that coming. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4236 He often goes missing in games. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4237 He'll be here in a minute-just waiting for the ink to dry. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4238 Remember when they had personality? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4239 What's-a matter you, eh? The guy went to the loo, so what!? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4240 By the time the see through our ruse, a naked man will have rounded the bases and scored. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
4241 Unfortunately his paycheck isn't invisible. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4242 This guy hits like nobody you've ever seen. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4243 Privilege is what you don't see. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4244 He does the little things a lot of fans don't notice. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4245 Yeh,I just walked in the shower like nobody 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4246 Thanks to social media, he’s the most visible player on the team. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4247 He led the league in stolen bases until he was forced to wear a uniform. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4248 It's not just the audience for baseball that's gone missing. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4249 He’s missing a good game. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4250 It's a new era in trash talking . . . turns out he's also a ventriloquist. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4251 He never gets brushed back from the plate. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4252 The choice was this: Field a ghost player or lose our Title IX funding. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4253 Just when you said we don't have a ghost of a chance. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4254 He's a fine batter, but I think his abilities are wasted on this game. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4255 I told him he should’ve got that spray tan. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4256 Our top scout recommended him, but honestly I just don't see it. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4257 Don't worry, these new steroids are completely undetectable. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4258 First he took a knee, then he took his whole body. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4259 This is his debut with the Angels. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4260 This is for when the fans scream ‘No Batter, No Batter’ 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4261 His great-grandfather was Shoeless Joe Jackson. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4262 He’s an even better ghost runner. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4263 I’ve always said, “There’s more to the game…” 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4264 Stagefright. He'll come back. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4265 Best damn ghost runner in the league! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4266 You’ve heard of the hidden ball trick? 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
4267 That's gotta make the strike zone confusing. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4268 I know,but on paper he gets hits and we don’t have to pay him much. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4269 You should see him steal home plate 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4270 I know he gets anxious….he says that his body leaves his uniform 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4271 I thought I’d let the ghost man hit for once. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
4272 I can’t see where he gets his power. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4273 How does he do that thing with his bat? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4274 He only signs invisible balls. 1.2083 0.06542 72 62 5 5
4275 Don’t count on him getting hit by the pitch. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
4276 AND..... when he steals bases, they don't even see him coming!! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4277 Honestly I just couldn't see him making it in the big leagues. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
4278 Which one is yours? 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
4279 He's not even half the player he used to be. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
4280 Did you ever read about Doc Ellis? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4281 He's not much to look at, but he sure can swing. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4282 Just wait. If he gets on, he'll steal second in his birthday suit. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4283 What kind of mushrooms did you say those were? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4284 Who's the mystery pinch hitter? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4285 That vacant stare at the pitcher...brilliant! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4286 it's like this every year. Invisible in the playoffs. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4287 YOU KNOW, NINETY PER CENT OF THIS GAME IS HALF PHYSICAL. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4288 I think my son is “ghosting” me. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4289 So to be more inclusive they’re not just in the outfield anymore? 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
4290 He is a no foul batter! 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
4291 Good thing we have a double-header coming up. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
4292 The first woman to make the majors and she’s got to be invisible! 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
4293 This kid will be a star. He has the intangibles. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
4294 It's just for judging the strike zone. But if he makes it to first, he strips. Then stealing bases is a breeze. 1.2073 0.05945 82 70 7 5
4295 watch closely, he'll take off his uniform and steal second. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4296 He's our guaranteed no-hitter. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
4297 Some wires got crossed with the hidden-ball trick. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4298 It's fitting because Jake can't see the ball. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
4299 I have notices something different about this young man. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4300 Do worry, he was told to keep his clothes on while steeling second. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4301 I always though he'd look good in a uniform. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4302 Ever since they changed the DH rule to “disappearing hitter” we had to start using these invisible guys… 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4303 Great fielder but at the plate he's nowhere. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4304 So you’ve heard of ‘Shoeless’ Joe Jackson… 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4305 Everything makes sense but the helmet. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4306 We tried swimming, but we kept losing sight of him. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4307 He was heading for a record season until the league forced him to wear the uniform so the umpires could see the strike zone. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
4308 His application said "Invincible player". Obviously, I misread. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4309 Did you say he stared in Phantom of the Opera, before making the team? 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4310 He's not much to look at, but his batting average is out of sight. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4311 This is how we get around the "No Designated Hitter" rule in the National League. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
4312 He’s a lot better than he looks! 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
4313 Wait till you see this guy steal a base 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
4314 Yeah, he’s one of the greatest to ever swing a bat, but no one has ever seen him play! 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4315 We’re temporarily short staffed on pinch hitters. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4316 No body's up now. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4317 He used SPF 1000. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4318 That's what steroids do for you 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
4319 If this doesn't work out, there's always hide and seek. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
4320 I know you're the skipper and it's your decision, but I really can't see Bobby as our leadoff hitter. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4321 Sure he beats the salary cap -- but he used to be our heavy hitter. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
4322 We traded for a player to be named later and this is who we got? 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
4323 Oh say can't you see? 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4324 I told him not put his name on his jersey either. Now that would make him really mysterious! 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4325 Don't know his stats. He just showed up. Walked out of a cornfield. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4326 The data office is linked on-deck 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4327 It’s impossible to find his strike zone AND He can steal bases by taking off his clothes! 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4328 It's his first disappearance at the plate since being called up to the majors. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4329 I don't what to think, he only bats right? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4330 This is bound to end in a draw.” 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4331 Ghost man on first! 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4332 He's got a twin in the minors. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4333 This takes gender neutrality to a whole new level. 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
4334 I found out, he's a Republican. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
4335 I bet they won’t see this coming. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4336 Soon all the leagues will be solving racism this way 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4337 Love the Un-Designated Hitter rule. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4338 I thought we should put actual Angels in the Outfield. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4339 So this is the player as yet to be named. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4340 We can't see him playing for any other team. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4341 It helps with running, the wind goes right through! 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4342 I love how he never shows any fear of the pitcher. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4343 Great kid, but we can't tell if he's keeping his eye on the ball. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4344 No one can see him coming. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4345 Yes, it's an amazing sculpture; and it freaks the hell out of the other team's pitcher! 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4346 He hasn't been hit by a pitch all season, and leads the league in stolen bases. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4347 I've always wondered what actually happens during a suicide squeeze. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4348 In the off-season, they work as a our director of diversity. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4349 I've never seen him steal a base . . . he just does! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4350 Canceled 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4351 I'm telling you, this dude is outa sight! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4352 You never really know if he was hit. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4353 I've had my eye on this kid ever since the first time I didn't see him play baseball. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4354 Dave, you’re on air in 3, 2, 1... 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4355 His dad was an Olympic swimmer with an itsy-bitsy swimsuit. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4356 Does it still count as getting on base if you leave your clothes behind? 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4357 First, spring training. Now, this. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4358 He bats no-handed! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4359 New guy. Little pudgy in the middle, but hey, so was the Babe. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4360 Work from home has saved us a ton of money 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4361 I told him to quit that diet. But did he listen? No. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4362 How is he supposed to take a pitch? 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4363 It makes it real hard to tag him. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
4364 They said it's a rebuilding year 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4365 It is called the stealth strategy - the pitcher cannot see him 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4366 He has a reference from H.G. Wells. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4367 Once he gets on base, he is playing buck naked. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4368 And he was so skeptical about his wife's vanishing cream. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4369 He uses the left for hand signals. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
4370 So far he's never been hit by a pitch. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
4371 Blends in great with the team. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4372 He's the best I've never seen. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
4373 Wait until he rounds the bases, they’ll never see him coming! 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
4374 Natural advantage? What do y--oh, of course! He's left-handed! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4375 You wouldn't think that ghosts wear a certain size, but he's a medium. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4376 He led the league in times hit by the pitch last year. They go by sound. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4377 I wonder where the mannequin has gone? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4378 No, I've never seen him play before either. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4379 They say he was the reason for the phantom double play. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4380 In theory, he is still here. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
4381 We couldn't keep the darkies out, but at least there's no homos in baseball. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4382 This ump's no good--he's nothing but an empty suit! 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4383 He always leans too close to the plate 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4384 We picked him up just in time for the Houston series. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4385 Beats me - I've never seen him before either. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4386 Guess he’s not so good at keeping his head in the game. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4387 I'm so fast no one can see me. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4388 Technically, according to his contract, he is ready to play. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4389 I wish I could be invisible sometimes — at the office, on a blind date, at a family reunion 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4390 I told you he wouldn't show up........... 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
4391 Yeah, but they won't be able to pitch to him. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
4392 I can’t see him being Third Base Coach, though. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4393 He's the personification of a new player entering the development league. 1.2048 0.05878 83 71 7 5
4394 Too much starch, is my guess. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
4395 It’s the latest MLB rule change, the invisible batter. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4396 I never saw him making it this far. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4397 His dad also invented flubber 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
4398 It's in his contract to stay anonymous. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
4399 When you slide so hard you go invisable. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
4400 Is it the uniforms or does McGuire look a little bloated? 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
4401 And he's really diligent about texting back. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
4402 No clue how our scouts found him. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
4403 We traded The Hulk for him. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
4404 Oh, he's the avatar for our virtual-reality players. 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
4405 I can’t see a thing I’d change about his swing. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
4406 He tested negative on substance 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
4407 And his stats are out of sight! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4408 Bill Veeck sent him over. Why? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4409 He wants a vaccine waiver. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4410 There goes Jeff. Looks like he doesn't want to be seen. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4411 They’ll never see him steal second. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4412 Coach found a great way to end sex, age and skin color prejudice. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4413 This new "ghost runner" rule is really exiting! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4414 Oh, he’s terribly shy. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4415 He gets us 2.3 balks per game. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4416 Our old slugger said nobody was better than him. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4417 They did ask for more transparency in this sport, Bob. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4418 But Coach, I thought there's no disappearing in baseball. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4419 It’s the latest extra-inning rule change. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4420 He's a recent transfer from Hogwart's 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4421 The scouting report warned that he can go invisible on offense for long stretches 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4422 If he wasn't so self conscious, we could convince him to ditch the uniform and he could steal second base 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4423 Does the front office have any other ideas to stop sign stealing? 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4424 Incredible, without ever holding a bat. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4425 It all started with the “ghost runner”… 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4426 Designated hitter for the California Angels 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
4427 Yeah, but can he hit? 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
4428 Didn't he say he had something weird to show us? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4429 I wish they’d stop chanting “No batter, no batter!” 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4430 I’m worried he’ll disappear completely by the 9th inning 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
4431 I told you he wasn’t into it. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4432 Hocus pocus really works! 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4433 Everything's fine now, since he stopped taking off his uniform to steal bases. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4434 Just think about it, have you ever seen this guy in the shower? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4435 He's one of those ghost voters. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4436 Y'know, I think this kid has really become the soul of our team. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4437 While you couldn't tell it by looking at him, we drafted him because he is Hank Aaron's grandson. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4438 He can hit for power and he never gets hit by the pitch. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4439 This guy does a great hidden ball fake 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4440 YEA, NO LEGS EITHER. HE SAYS HE WEARS THE SOCKS SO HE DOESN'T LOOK CONSPICUOUS. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4441 Why does he look so familiar to you? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4442 The ghost of "The Babe" is a better D.H than McGoon anyday! 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4443 Toughest player I have ever had to scout, but he was worth it. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4444 he's a fantastic player, but it get's pretty awkward in the locker room... 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4445 We are in stealth mode now but wait until you see our pitch deck. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4446 He 's not much of a presence in the clubhouse. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4447 How will the umpire know if he gets hit by a pitch? 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4448 Does he look nervous to you? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4449 Welcome to the Mets-averse 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4450 There's no such thing as a hollow victory 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4451 He’s in the Hittless Protection Program. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4452 He plays okay, but his signals are a bit transparent. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4453 He’s working on being more present.” 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4454 In the late innings, he can’t seem to keep his head in the game. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4455 Best bunt in the league 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4456 He’s so fast, you can’t even see him 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
4457 Last season he stole 323 bases in the Nudist League. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4458 I think his name is Ralph Kiner Jr or maybe Ralph Ellison Jr. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4459 Ever since he was beaned, he's not looking like himself. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4460 His last at bat was a total wipeout 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4461 City relocations start as virtual these days 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4462 It's going to be tough to tag him at the bases. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4463 But if his eyes don't absorb light, how can he see? 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4464 Don't you remember everyone from our last trade? This is the player that will be named later. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
4465 He's even better at hide-and-seek. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4466 Finding the strike zone on this guy drives opposing pitchers crazy. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4467 He definitely has a ghost of a chance. 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
4468 His stats don't show it, but he's got all the intangibles. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4469 Pinch hitter--they never see him coming. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4470 He's a great outfielder and all, but his NFT is through the roof. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4471 They can't strike out what they can't see! 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
4472 We got him for a player to be maimed later. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
4473 They say he's the next Babe Ruth but I just don't see it. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
4474 It’s not Who, but What’s on deck? 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
4475 He’s the top prospect in our development program. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4476 A year ago, that was Freddie Freeman 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4477 The front office claims this guy is the best they’ve never seen. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
4478 Without baseball, he’d be a big nothing. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
4479 Unfortunately, our ghost of Ruth hits like Bader Ginsberg. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4480 He’s a great player. Just don’t drop the soap when you’re in the showers. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4481 He’s got blinding speed. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
4482 I still don't believe in ghosts, Jack 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4483 What are you grinning at, you ghost? 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
4484 Let’s lose the uniform if he gets on base 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
4485 I’m still not used to the disintegrated hitter. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4486 Did you ever see Field of Dreams? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4487 He always plays out of his skin… 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4488 the well-behaved Yankee fan ... 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4489 It's the only way we could meet the new colorblind rules. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4490 Hey Coach, I know you said this guy is a unique talent and is something special, but I just don't see it! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4491 Helluva dead pull hitter 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
4492 His stat line has really suffered ever since that car accident 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
4493 He's Gen X. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4494 He disrobes once he gets on base. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4495 And yeah, a lot of air in his contract. 1.2000 0.06296 75 65 5 5
4496 He’s great — until we hit the showers. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4497 Our next hitter ghosted us. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4498 He gets on first, strips naked, and steals every other base. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
4499 Hold on, Babe Ruth is hitting for us. 1.2000 0.05228 70 56 12 1
4500 And you thought last year's bullpen was thin? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4501 I’ll never regret drafting the ghost runner. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
4502 Yes, it could be a real problem. Our best hitters keep disappearing. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4503 Watch this. The guy's kryptonite against left-handers who say they "can't see race." 1.2000 0.05228 70 56 12 1
4504 Talk about effort. He leaves it all on the field. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4505 If we dispensed with the pants and socks, umpires couldn't find the strike zone. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4506 He is just a shell of his former self. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4507 Try not to bump into him in the showers later. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4508 Indesignate hitter? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4509 That's what being older and female does to you 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
4510 Just a ghost of his former self? What makes you say that? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4511 He's broken the invisibility barrier. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4512 She’s a winner” 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
4513 He took some for the team. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
4514 Sometimes he comes back for baseball, football, hockey, softball, golf and even tennis. I was unable to see anything in the swimming. However, it's all good because we always win. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4515 He's the new face of the team. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
4516 Yeah, he's Hogwarts secret weapon. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
4517 I think he misunderstood the meaning of clean up. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4518 He could steal a base any time, but they make him wear the uniform. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4519 he keeps mumbling, "If you build it, he will come..." 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4520 Now that it's here I'm investing in the clothing optional league. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4521 I just can’t see him showing up for the team. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4522 By not wearing a left glove, he disorients most pitchers 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4523 He's incredible on the basepaths, next to impossible to tag out. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4524 You're right.. he just hasn't been present lately. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4525 He's the best batter I've never seen. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4526 He's ghosting me again. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4527 Hey, we traded that pitcher with only one eye & one leg for him so don't you think we got the better of the deal! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4528 What I'm saying is that even without the hand-eye coordination, my boy is a natural. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4529 I'm afraid a ghost on the roster opens us up to a lot of 'has-beens'. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
4530 Rookie hazing was really rough this year. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
4531 You see, the beauty of it is ghost runners automatically start at second base. So you can’t get him out! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4532 This guy totally gets it ... there's no crying in baseball. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4533 He’s been ghosted. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
4534 I’m assuming we are shirts and they are skins? 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
4535 We built it and he came. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4536 He's much harder to pitch to when we're wearing our home uniforms. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4537 He's the Ghost of World Series Past. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4538 It’s our newest method to avoid sign-stealing. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4539 No, it doesn’t look good, but he’s still 2 for 5. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
4540 Yeah, this invisibility is a neat trick, but it won't fool the pitcher unless he undresses. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4541 Too bad his batting average is invisible as well. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4542 He's a very talented player and it doesn't matter he was raised by trans parents. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4543 So, 'who's on first' is up next to bat. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
4544 He’s so absentminded 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4545 We're just waiting for the player to be named later" 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
4546 He must be on the ghost payroll. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4547 The nice thing about it is you never know when he is going to steal base. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4548 Don’t know about his batting but I hear he’s a dream catcher. 1.2000 0.06651 65 56 5 4
4549 I hear he is great, although I have never actually seen him play. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4550 If only he hit left-handed. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4551 Let's see how fast he wins this time. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
4552 He's got no arm... 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4553 They say this kid has all the skills, but I just don't see it. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
4554 Mmmh, check please! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4555 He didn't listen to me, but I told him management would find a way to enforce the ghost clause in his last contract. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4556 Keep your eyes on the ball Geoff 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4557 He's been a lot less visible ever since the league banned steroids. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4558 You’re certainly getting the hang of the 3D Printer. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4559 Yup, new season, new rules. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4560 Trust me--he's a more solid hitter than he looks. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
4561 I hate the new ghost runner rule. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
4562 The other players are starting to get used to him. But they're still a little uncomfortable when he's in the shower with them 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4563 Skipper, when did the bottom of the third become a “late” inning? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4564 What do you mean you can’t see through him? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
4565 I can’t believe they actually caught him stealing second base. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4566 Glass is on deck 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
4567 They won't know who hit that! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4568 I thought I heard him singing ‘Take me out of the ballgame’. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
4569 Finally we can admit we've just been rooting for the uniform all along. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4570 Free Agency has gone too far 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4571 Can you believe we are witnessing the first openly invisible ballplayer in the Major Leagues? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4572 He's been hit too many times 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
4573 No field, no hit, but man, can that guy steal bases. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
4574 Best base stealer ever! It’s like the fielders don’t see him! 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
4575 This hitter is 'Out of Sight' as we said in the day. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4576 No one can see his curve ball coming either. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
4577 Here's a guy you can see right through! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4578 They say he hit well in the minors, but I’m seeing right through him. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4579 I hate when he phones it in. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4580 Looks like this guy is a goner 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4581 Jones always disappears come playoff time. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4582 Really, his heart is in it! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4583 Brought him up from the farm team. They said he was good at stealing bases. 1.2000 0.06279 65 54 7 3
4584 He can't hit worth a damn, but it sure is fun when the pitcher starts crying trying to strike him out. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4585 Figures, he always disappears for the playoffs 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4586 We may not win, but our team's got spirit. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4587 We’re going hybrid this inning. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4588 I'm telling you. No one's never seen a player like him before. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4589 It's his 15 minutes of privacy. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4590 It's great to have a ghost player on the diamond, don't you think? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4591 I don't see Black. I don't see White. I just see a ballplayer. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4592 That three strikes and you're out thing is always a downer. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
4593 Yeah. He's a five tool player. Unfortunately, he left all his tools in the shed. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4594 We thought of that but then we'd never know where he is either!?! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4595 The best part is that she won't need a separate shower room... 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
4596 He’s filled a big hole in our line-up 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4597 They say he was picked first to bat because he’s more handsome than you, Todd 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4598 These new players don't have as many head, neck, and elbow injuries. 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
4599 We actually do really care if he ever gets back. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4600 he concocted how to become invisible in his home lab but can't figure out how to get out of it 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
4601 Yeah but for it to work, he has to get naked. And when he slides into home the chalk and dirt get all up in his shit — hurts like hell, and then you're looking at his disembodied balls and ass, and they're bleeding. The fans love it; the FCC doesn't 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4602 Are you sure he needs to wear a helmet? 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
4603 Without that uniform, his strike zone disappears. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4604 His most important contributions to the team don't show up in the box score. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4605 Yeah, it's amazing to find this talent at all. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4606 When you're a cartoonist you can do that 1.1972 0.04755 71 54 14 0
4607 When he retires, who's gonna fill his shoes? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
4608 He's the best we got for their pitcher's no-hitter. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4609 You'll never guess what he does when he steals a base. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
4610 I just told him he's going to the major's. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4611 Should of seen him before they banned chewing tobacco... 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
4612 He doesn't actually have a stance. Drives the pitchers crazy. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4613 He's the only player that can get away with facial hair. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
4614 He steals bases. What do I care if he does it naked? 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
4615 The last team manager said they could see right through him but I only see potential! 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
4616 He is a great base runner but otherwise I just can't see him. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
4617 He's the best ghost runner in the league. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4618 Good luck finding that guy's strike zone. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4619 Do you still think he has his mind in the game? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4620 When he gets a hit the clothes come off until he reaches home plate. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
4621 He’s been a great find for us. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
4622 He says he’s feeling a bit outre just now. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4623 He’s got the legs. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4624 Our ‘No Batter!’ got their ‘No Pitcher’ wondering, for sure.” 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
4625 Sure, but when he gets on base and takes off his uniform, then watch. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4626 He still thinks DH stands for "Designate Haunter" 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4627 He can't hit, run, or catch, but he leads the team in spirit 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
4628 Told ya this guy was spacey 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
4629 I can't see why they picked him 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4630 Is he a ghost or was he so scared that he ran out of his clothes? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4631 I told you this guy disappears during the post-season! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4632 “Stealing bases? Cake.” 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4633 I'm asking you! Who's on First! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4634 This should be a good match up. The pitcher hides his pitches well. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4635 I don't think the rookie understands what a 'change-up' is. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4636 We have an invisible batter. 1.1970 0.04933 66 52 13 0
4637 Another empty suit, Frank. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4638 Must have a Google phone 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4639 He got dug out in the dugout. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4640 How do you like the new kid? Invisible man as “dh”! 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
4641 With the latest masking agents, his steroid levels are undetectable. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4642 You can't get anything past the guy at the plate, but he hasn't been a major presence in the locker room. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
4643 Stop the steal now! 1.1970 0.05385 66 53 11 1
4644 He counts as affirmative action for us 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4645 I can’t figure out what everyone sees in this guy! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4646 Send the ghost runner to second base. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4647 Since the Giants left Brooklyn, he hasn't been the same. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4648 They say he's a great new prospect, but I don't see it" 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4649 He's first at being elusive. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4650 He is also a great poker player. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4651 He can always claim he was hit by a pitch. 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
4652 His television interviews lack feeling and eye contact. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
4653 I asked the suits, "Are you absolutely sure you want a face for the franchise emblematic of Major League viewership?" 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
4654 He's very sensitive about his privacy. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
4655 He’s a real prankster in the locker room shower. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4656 And it's 1, 2, 3 strikes - you're out. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4657 Nobody seen this kid in awhile, he ghosted us... 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4658 That new Desiccated Hitter rule really extended O'Malley's career. 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
4659 After the legs come the arms. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
4660 I'm sure it's because of what he was doing during the 7th inning stretch. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4661 I sure hope he gets his batter's eye back. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4662 its the easiest way to reduce the payroll.. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
4663 Eradicated hitter. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4664 If we can get around the uniform requirement he’ll steal every base! 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
4665 Just like the Umps, no discernable strike zone. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
4666 Don’t know how he made it this far! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4667 He brings so much transparency to the sport. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
4668 He’s so bad, it’s as if he’s not here! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4669 How minor can a league get? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4670 This guy will never be caught looking. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4671 Leads the league in stolen bases in the nude. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4672 Only a fair hitter, but god! is he fast. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4673 He needs to spend more time in the sun. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4674 He doesn't have a lot of personality, but on the other hand, they never see him coming! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4675 It is a prototype of the substitutes the players' union was going to allow during the strike. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4676 At least no one can tell he has been using steroids 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4677 Sitting on the bench all game makes it difficult to fill in 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4678 Don't worry skip, he leads the league in stolen bases. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4679 Didn’t you tell him he’s just the ghost runner? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4680 I never see Toby at practice." "He's friendly once you get to know him. But he's mostly invisible. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4681 They brought him up from the minors. He’s a nobody. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4682 Ghost Hitters have no real strike zone. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4683 We miss Jerry Remy 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4684 Any base hit,then he strips and steals home. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4685 Looks like he’ losing it 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4686 I think he'd do even better if he didn't have to wear a uniform. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4687 He's great with the fans--always up for a selfie. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4688 Remember when he was just a ghost runner? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4689 Is it me or does it seem like Joe just isn't all here a lot of the time? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4690 We jumped on the trend: he’ll be the face of baseball. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4691 He says this is his second career after being an experimental chemist. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4692 He's playing much better since he lost all that weight. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4693 It happens to all veterans. After a while, they lose a little something. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4694 Yes, he's clear headed, but can he pitch or bat? Cal Bellamy, Munster, IN 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4695 I told him to be invincible. I think he misheard. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4696 Between you and me, he hasn’t got a ghost of a chance! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4697 I HOPE TO COME ALIVE AND PLAY 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4698 That wrinkle cream seems to be doing the trick better than expected! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4699 He appeared out of nowhere and is great at stealing bases 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4700 Nobody does it better. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4701 He's hoping to work his way up from invisible runner. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4702 He's out of the ball park! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4703 With the right coaching, he can play any position on the field! 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4704 He always comes through by October. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4705 He’s leading the league in Runs Batted Invisible. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4706 Great draft choice. I've really never seen the likes of him. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4707 Do you think they will notice we are short on players? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4708 If we can get his uniform invisible too, we are invincible! 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4709 I told you he was nothing. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4710 This Rains kid can really hit the ball. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4711 He's a player to be drawn later. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4712 He's a good fielder and he's easily the most popular guy in the showers. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4713 He's good, but he never takes one for the team. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
4714 wow can this guy run...he's all legs... 1.1964 0.07394 56 49 3 4
4715 Ricky is our MVP... most vanished player. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4716 Look how pale he is! 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4717 He doesn’t look familiar but maybe it’ll work 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4718 He really lost himself to the sport 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4719 We call him "legs" 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
4720 Do we have a designated hitter or don't we? 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
4721 Welcome to Moneyball in the Metaverse. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
4722 Hersky throws a mean bean ball. This'll drive him nuts. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
4723 It's just an idea but it might work. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
4724 That’s Nobody. Our right fielder! 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
4725 Since we made him wear his uniform, his bases stolen numbers dropped. But he’s really upped his hitting game. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
4726 He's into Harry Potter. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
4727 I don’t know, he doesn’t seem like much. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
4728 This kid’s got it all! Feeds on hanging curve balls and will slaughter anything up and in! 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
4729 Do you think he will ever retire? 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
4730 The designaed hitter is yet to be named. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
4731 Mikey’s really perfected his zone! 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
4732 They say he's lost his head 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4733 Next at bat, no uniform. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4734 It’s easy to see why he leads the league in not being “ hit by pitch”. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4735 Nobody has a standing chance 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4736 They say he can really run. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4737 My wife is having an affair 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
4738 He's still figuring out how to customize his avatar, but this guy is the Babe Ruth of Meta League Baseball. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4739 Guess he must be the player to be named later. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4740 The epitome of "designated hitter." 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4741 He is not much at bat, but he has pitched a Noh hitter. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4742 He thinks he’s Babe Ruth but I think he’s a nobody. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4743 He was our first round draught pick. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4744 He's fearless at the plate! 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
4745 His attitude has really improved since our -to-face talk. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
4746 I meant Boomer Wells, not H.G. Wells. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
4747 It was a tough choice, but with so many injuries this season, I decided to just go with a ghost runner. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4748 I see right through him. . .only one glove means he gonna bunt. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4749 I just can't see the talent ,ya know 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
4750 He is clearly our top player 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4751 But can they pitch a no-hitter if there's nobody to hit? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4752 He's too transparent when he's going to bunt. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4753 He just got drafted by the MARS ET'S 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4754 Well, we did have cardboard cutout fans in 2020. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4755 The scouting report said that he tended to disappear in big games. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4756 Somehow, I can see this guy winning MVP. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4757 He is 0 for 0 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4758 Finally he is getting some good visibility. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4759 He truly lost himself in the sport. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
4760 Three words: strip base stealing 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4761 Just wait. His swing comes out of nowhere. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4762 Ever hear that Seinfeld bit about how we are all just rooting for laundry? 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
4763 I keep telling the laundry service to stop using so much starch. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
4764 Our new designated hitter 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
4765 Oh my God, I think that's Babe Ruth 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4766 He's going for a home float. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
4767 He makes it really hard to find the strike zone. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
4768 No way I can see this guy making it here 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4769 Best of all, there's no rule against disrobing once you're on base. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4770 No strike zone. Just twilight zone. 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
4771 I think he can do more havoc in their locker room. Don't you agree? 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
4772 I know he’s the best ghost runner in the league, but can he hit? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4773 I thought you said he was invincible 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4774 … and NOW Abbott would say, “ … WONDER WHO’s on deck…” 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4775 He's a shadow of the player he use to be but hopefully he's got one more at bat in him. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4776 I don't understand what the scouts saw in this kid, do you? 1.1940 0.04868 67 53 13 0
4777 He forgot that we traded him to the Cubs.. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4778 He's a real nowhere man. But he has team spirit. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
4779 The analytics department sees a five tool player.” 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
4780 He has a no-trade contract. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4781 It's either the Headless Horseman or Invisible Mantle 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
4782 I told him to keep his head in the game; he took me literally….. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
4783 You have to admit, it's better than some stupid billy goat curse 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4784 After years of running bases, Ghostman would finally have his chance in the batter box. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4785 Why did we draft him? Simple. He holds the minor league record for most stolen bases. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4786 I got one for ya - what do our next batter and our TV ratings have in common? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4787 ‘Empty Suits’ turned out to be a good team name, after all.” 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
4788 Legal says he can't be obscene if he's not seen. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4789 The League finally found a solution to racial diversity. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4790 I'm taking him out of Center Field. They keep hitting into the gaps. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4791 Is it just me or do those clothes have no ballplayer? 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
4792 Doesn’t have a ghost of a chance getting on. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
4793 Invisible Bronx Bomber? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4794 Best pound-for-pound player in the game. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
4795 He's better than nothing! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4796 He’s rarely caught stealing. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4797 I’ve never seen a hitter like him 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4798 They say but he's big time but I don't see it. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4799 Don't know why, but he's never gotten the recognition he deserves. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4800 He's all legs. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4801 I'll have what she's having. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4802 Once he gets on base and takes his clothes off, he's impossible to catch stealing. Problem is, when he scores, no one sees him touch the plate. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4803 In the long run it's much cheaper. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4804 Let’s bench him. He’s just not showing up for games anymore. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4805 Let's give him a chance. He's been on a hot streak the past few games. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4806 We can shrink the strike zone if we just give him longer socks. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4807 but he's very good at stealing signs. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4808 He's our best base stealer. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4809 His baseball skills are rather medium. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4810 Waiting for the Player to be Named Later. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4811 He’s never seen a batter like this before. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4812 wait,so who’s on first 1.1935 0.06837 62 54 4 4
4813 The scouts raved about his intangibles 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4814 So I guess this means the ghost tag has been reinstated this season. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4815 This guy is literally like no one has ever scene. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4816 I can't remember the last time I saw a guy like this. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4817 Picking this guy up has been a real game changer. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4818 Right now, he's easy to overlook, but eventually he'll be a complete player. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4819 The designated hitter rule was too complicated...so, we're going with this. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4820 I think it’s overkill too, but the new crop of rookies insist on using sunscreen with SPF3000. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4821 First the front office is taken over by the suits, now this. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4822 Our star player yes, but still a nobody in the showers." 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4823 I don’t see the problem. You said you wanted us to get a no hitter this game. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4824 We thought he might also bat at 500." 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4825 He was our highest draft pick. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4826 His Ex ghosted him! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4827 Another one bites the dust 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4828 Thy won't know how to read him, 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4829 You shouldn't have yelled "BOO!" . 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4830 I love watching the pitchers trying to figure out his strike zone. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4831 Just what I told you... the ideal player DOESN'T exist! 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4832 Let’s not Jump to conclusionsuntil we get his drug tests back 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4833 Team management has taken a new, color-blind approach to hiring. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4834 And you thought Arod was an airhead... 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4835 He defies description. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4836 He plays like nobody has ever seen. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4837 Baseball lacks substance. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4838 He’s been focussing on his legwork since kindergarten. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4839 I not sure but know I said draft Tim Raines and not Claude! 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
4840 He's going to be our league's number one stealer! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4841 We saved $80,000 by replacing our mascot with an empty uniform! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4842 Well, what did I tell you, he won´t fill his shoes 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4843 I've heard of ghost runners, but a ghost hitter just seems wrong. 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
4844 You can't always see his talent. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
4845 He steals bases like no one can see him. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4846 So, the hotshot Player-To-Named -Later has apparently arrived - - maybe. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4847 He did a great job in the last game. They never even saw him coming. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
4848 He's almost invisible, until you need him. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4849 They say he's a mere shell of what he used to be....has trouble making contact....but management likes him because he saves on uniform costs! 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4850 I don't know either but he has a 429 average. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
4851 He's a recruit from the UFO. 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
4852 And you thought Shoeless Joe had it tough. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
4853 He's unbeatable at stealing bases. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4854 Looks like somebody has ghosted the new rookie. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
4855 They say he's a great hitter, but all I see is an empty uniform. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
4856 She'll be a cinch at stealing bases 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4857 He’s never been called out stealing. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4858 Unseen Sunscreen 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4859 We’re trying to be more inclusive. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4860 He's death on relievers. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4861 His future? Ghostwriter, ghosthitter, there's nothing there. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4862 Just another case of empty uniform syndrome. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4863 Homerun alla Wells H. G. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
4864 Yeah, I don't get it either! 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4865 He's out before he starts. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4866 This is my first time witnessing a no-hitter. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4867 She would benefit with a bit more skin in the game. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
4868 Just be patient, this suit can't hold up much longer by itself ! 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4869 He's the best phantom runner in the league. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
4870 Yeah, but the uniform gives him away. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4871 Sure, I can think of better uses for the one true ring, but I'm not the one who went spelunking in Mount Doom. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4872 I guess anyone or any thing can pass for a player these days. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
4873 His sun tan lotion has a SPF you wouldn't believe. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4874 It's for the guys who can't believe a woman could ever play in major league baseball - by going total incognito. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4875 Makes sense. He's been leading the league in every possible statistic 'Except' body fat percentage.. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
4876 He'll be a perfect player in White Sox 1.1912 0.05241 68 54 10 1
4877 I wish they'd stop drafting these airheads! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4878 he is out of sight good 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4879 I thought Joe was supposed to throw out first pitch. Masking didn’t help. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
4880 Can he keep his eye on the ball? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4881 Let's face it. This guy's never gonna see first base. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
4882 Our best player. Wish he had more presence in the locker room. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4883 He plays out of left field. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4884 He's the new extra-inning ghost runner. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4885 Zero strikes you're out. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4886 I keep telling him, but he still doesn't know how to hold that damned bat. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4887 You’ve heard of the ‘12th Man?’ Consider this a variation on a theme. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
4888 He's a work in progress. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4889 See if they can steal this guy's signs. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4890 There were "empty suits" on both sides of the bargaining table. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
4891 We could use a walk right here 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4892 He's doin awright. The bacci companies are payin him even more not to chaw. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4893 This guy has never been hit by a pitch 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4894 Of course, he's in great form! But, where is he? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4895 Don't worry. I told him to keep his eye on the ball. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
4896 He’s the best hide and seek player on the team. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4897 Hey...There’s Billy! We don’t see much of him anymore. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
4898 The 10th. He's already on second base. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
4899 Looks like he was caught stealing again 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
4900 Hall of Fame career... but there's always been a lingering question of substance... 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4901 Look who’s up next- it’s that torso kid we just traded! 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
4902 Somebody’s gotta tell him he only needs to drop the bat 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4903 I get that Who's on first--what the hell is on deck? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
4904 It's not over yet - Coach says 10% of winning is dressing up. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4905 Right now he’s just taking up space. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
4906 Wow! That NY Yankees "No Facial Hair' policy keeps getting stricter every season. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4907 He wants a deal for name, image, and likeness. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4908 He’s really something! 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4909 As you can see, the staffing shortage has gotten pretty bad. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4910 The owner hired an occultist rather than an accountant, so the roster is all ghosts of Victorian-era children. Nothing can kill them, but they are scared of the loud noises and people. We have not won and therefore their souls cannot rest. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4911 Even more surprising is that he is our best hitter and best pitcher. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4912 Watch how he swings through the ball. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4913 I guess they were serious about the new mesh. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4914 I know it 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4915 I thought "smart uniform" just meant they looked sharp. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4916 You watch. This guy can really put it together. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4917 Ah and I'll tell ya Ned, ya really can't beat these new guys, you really gotta see it to believe. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4918 You wouldn't believe how many people pay good money to not see Johnson play. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4919 He doesn’t even have a strike zone. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4920 Spooks the hell out of the pitcher. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4921 If the universe really was a simulation, it'd have to glitch at some point. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4922 It's funny, after the game, I never see this guy in the showers. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4923 Putting in a mystery batter should throw them off. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4924 We have finally figured out how to use the ghost runner to win those extra inning games. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4925 Just wait until you see his hidden ball trick. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4926 WTF? 1.1905 0.06734 63 55 4 4
4927 Some people can't see his talents — but the potential is clear to me. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4928 The scouting report on this guy is absolutely at zero per cent, but the son-of-a-gun spiked our uniform sales up 35 percent! 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4929 He's breaking the E.T. barrier 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4930 Yes, well at least they are not flying! 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
4931 Front office cost cutting, 2022. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4932 No one will see him stealing home 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4933 Are you sure he’s all together ready to bat ? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4934 Trust me, he has a good eye. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
4935 We should have put a deadline on the 'player to be named later.' trade 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4936 He doesn't want the GM to notice how bad he's hitting before the trade deadline. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4937 Oh my gosh where is your body and your head?!!! 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4938 We recruited him from The Field of Dreams. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
4939 Ump can't call a hit batsman on him! 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
4940 I watched him at batter practice and he looked like he had finally put it all together. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
4941 He’s a relative unknown. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
4942 His motto used to be: "See no Evil. Hear no evil. Speak no evil," but he's now regressed to: "No hits. No runs, No walks." 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4943 I told him he was invincible 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
4944 On the other hand, he's not as easy to see through as Pete Rose. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4945 Sure, she can steal a base, but it's her fast ball that no one sees coming. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4946 He better not ghost us when we need him! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4947 He prefers a low profile. Ironic, all the attention he gets. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4948 Solid ballplayer, but I can't see him doing color commentary when he retires. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4949 He had been leading the majors in being hit by pitches. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4950 Who would’ve guessed that invisible people would be permitted to play in the MLB by 2022! 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
4951 He's good, but unfortunately he won't be able to take one for the team. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4952 Crazy like a fox, that Sammy Sosa! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4953 I know he's not much to look at, but his last time up he knocked the ball out of sight! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4954 Are you sure you want to put him in, we've never seen him play. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4955 The strike zone would be tougher with no pants or jersey, but the League said no. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4956 It's a side effect of identity theft. It makes him harder to read at the plate which has added 20 points to his batting average. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4957 There's no I in TEAM. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4958 I don't understand what you see in this player? 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
4959 The Mets' just called him up ... its hard to see him playing anywhere else. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4960 Turns out Billy’s mothers aunt’s uncle on his fathers side is invisible. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4961 “He puts forth great effort, but I just can’t see him playing at the next level.” 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
4962 He told me that overall the change is worth it, but that skinny dipping and sex just aren’t the same. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4963 It's Casey, not Casper!! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4964 If the ball hits him,no one can disprove it. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
4965 Well that's the end of invisible man on first. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4966 Remove him from cleanup? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4967 I worry he's not playing with a full deck. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4968 He may be an empty suit but boy can he hit! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4969 It looks like we're gonna give him a no-hitter 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
4970 He never touches our sunflower seeds. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4971 He does have fewer grass stains. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4972 Did they also ban appearance enhancing substances? 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
4973 After 20 years their considering retiring 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4974 He has a trick up his sleeve to steal 3rd base! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4975 I think he might hav a few tricks up his sleeves. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4976 About time he made a spirited effort. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
4977 They just hit the salary cap 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4978 I think his weight loss diet is a bit extreme.... 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4979 I don't know why I was so worried that he wasn't gonna show. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4980 Of course that's why they call them ghost runners. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4981 He used to be a ghost writer for the New Yorker. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4982 Frankly, I think the home whites look better on them. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4983 It’s difficult to get him on a commercial flight, but, on the positive side, we pay him with Monopoly money. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
4984 Now that’s a secret weapon. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4985 You can see right through his plays. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4986 Guess why he keeps the socks on? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4987 This kids really got spirit. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4988 There was an invisible clause in his new contract. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
4989 Pitchers are haunted by this guy! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4990 Amazing how it all comes together when it has to. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4991 An MVP season! No one saw it coming! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4992 He really died out there on the field today. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4993 He’s not much at hitting or catching , but boy can he run. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4994 It’s amazing how he really connects with those fly balls. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4995 He's fast! 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4996 Once he gets on base they'll have a dickens of a time trying to tag him out. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
4997 I think this'll work better during day games. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
4998 I just can't see the advantage! 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
4999 He showed up nude on 1st Base -- now that's fast! 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
5000 Seven more at bats and he'll hold the major league record for most at bats without having been hit by a pitch. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
5001 The other team has no idea the next batter is the pitcher's mom. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
5002 They're playing with an empty bench. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
5003 Hope he can drive in the ghost runner on third! 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
5004 He only shows up for the big games. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
5005 I paid good money for these seats and can’t even see the players. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
5006 This is nothing, you won’t believe what he can do during night games. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
5007 He’s outta sight ! 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
5008 Best trade decision we ever made. They never see him coming. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
5009 He's not a horseman -- too many missing parts 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
5010 He’ll make to first base real fast and unseen if he dumps all his clothes !l 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
5011 Why does he still have his shoes? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
5012 It’s too bad. He used to have such a good eye. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
5013 We've been working on his presence at the plate. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5014 He also has no strike zone. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5015 When he gets to first base, he takes off his uniform to steal bases! 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
5016 Never been tagged out once! 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5017 The Undesignated Hitter 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
5018 Him? Just another empty suit from the front office. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
5019 It could make it tough to determine whether he gets hit by a pitch. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5020 Ole Jablonski? yeah he's been haunting pitchers since 1908. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5021 He's a lot stronger than he looks. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5022 Remem 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
5023 This guy never gets a walk! 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5024 They call him 'The Shadow' --he just came up from our minor league team in lLRoswell. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5025 Management says it is all about his RBIs in the Metaverse … 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
5026 I'm hoping clothes make the man. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5027 He's the latest version of the "Galloping Ghost". 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5028 SPF 5000. His mom says we need to reapply in the seventh. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5029 Beware of pitcher velocity. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5030 he can't fake it, you can see right through his lies 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
5031 See Simon, it isn't just corporate folks, but even some baseball players are empty suits! 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5032 You've never seen anyone like him, huh? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5033 What I love about this guy is that what you don't see is his clinically diagnosed anxiety. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
5034 He floated up from the manors. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5035 Doc says it's psychosomatic, but Q assures me it's a Covid-vax side-effect. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5036 We called him up because the umpires can’t see a damn thing anyway. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
5037 The Emperor's new clothes.... 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5038 Yeah he was a real find. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5039 They never see him coming. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5040 Without his agent, he's a nobody. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5041 The only thing is he keeps missing the signs. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5042 For cleanup hitter, he's the clear choice. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5043 He’s the only six-tool player I have ever seen. He hits, hits for power, runs, fields, throws, and never lets them see him sweat”. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5044 Ya know, when he pitches, he's practically unbeatable! I don't see him as much of a hitter, though. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
5045 Just like Vladimir Putin, he has neither a heart nor a soul. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
5046 Look alive, slugger, you’re on deck! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5047 He’s not much to look at but he can steal second base every time! 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5048 I feel the real me has been erased. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
5049 Whatever you do, don't kneel for the National Anthem! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5050 I wonder who SHE thinks she is? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5051 You remember, don’t you, invisible man on first. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
5052 Imagine if your mustache had that much talent! 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5053 I think he missed the signal from the 3rd base coach 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5054 Now we get both a ghost hitter and runner in extra innings. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5055 Just because he is designated as a hitter doesn't mean he has to actually hit. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5056 What was management thinking, this guy is a total airhead. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5057 He's almost impossible to get out. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5058 I think he'll be a tough out. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5059 I told him I didn’t want to see him strike out again. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
5060 He led the league in steals before they stopped letting him play naked. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
5061 Sure he's a nobody, but he wins games. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5062 See, no color barrier 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5063 Should we put him in? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5064 I don't see him being an asset to the team. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5065 Best player I've seen 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5066 Is he fast? Are you kidding, so fast I can't even see him 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5067 Apparently, his girlfriend ghosted him. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5068 Clothes make the man, but the uniform makes the ballplayer. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5069 I’m so thrilled we convinced Sammy Sosa to unretire! 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5070 A great hitter, but terrible at reflecting light waves. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5071 That floating bat really is amazing, isn’t it. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
5072 I’m puttin’ him against their invisible reliever. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5073 He's held the hit by pitch record in the Majors now for six years straight. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5074 He's not much of a batter, but his ERA is 0.01 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5075 You oughta see him steal second 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5076 No wonder he leads the league in stolen bases!!! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5077 They spent everything on the rebranding. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5078 I hear leaves home even faster than his father. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5079 We're not sure about the hitting but he sure can run. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5080 Finally, we have a player the empty suits approve of. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5081 Fifty bucks says he won't see what hit him. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5082 That's Joeless Shoe. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5083 Oh, I thought you said in-VINC-ible. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5084 We batted around, so our ghost runner has to hit. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5085 You were right, dropping acid & pretending to be baseball coaches is a great Friday night. I really respect our friendship & I’m glad you’re always helping me expand my mind. Let’s do this every year, okay? I have to ask my wife, but it’ll be fine. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5086 You should see how he steals home. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5087 Hmm...does he think we can't see him? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5088 It's hard enough to come back from retirement. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
5089 I didn’t know when he said he had been ghosted that it would extend into his professional life. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5090 I've heard of batters losing their heads before, but this is unreal! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5091 that was a helluva line drive ! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5092 Can’t seem to shake the Potter cloak 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5093 He’s not an aggressive hitter, but what do you expect from such a friendly ghost? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5094 Casper. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5095 Elon has a billion riding on this kid ! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5096 On Bat...Nobody nose! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5097 Well, it seems like he’s taken the taunt “No batter, no batter” really seriously. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5098 His Mom got him a really high SPF, zero skin exposed. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5099 When they say "Who's at bat", they really mean "Who's at bat." 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5100 I know Kevin Bacon still needs work after the whole Madoff fiasco… but couldn’t we have gotten Footloose KB instead of Hollow Man? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5101 He's been hard to coach. He’s very thin-skinned when given a correction. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5102 But he's not actually an airhead. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5103 So I guess Boo’s on first? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5104 He just go called up from the minors. No one has ever seen him play before. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5105 Dr. Jeckyll would have scared off the kids. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5106 He's the best unseen talent in baseball. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5107 He’s our new DH - the Disappearing Hitter. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5108 Oh, Tom's here. I thought he called in sick. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5109 He’s really having a hard time getting his head into the game. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
5110 The scouts said his play is out of this world 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5111 They wont know how to pitch him! 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
5112 Pitched a No Hitter ~ He Left (field potential hitter) body went to outerpace,dugout grandstands and straight out of the ball park to the moon ! Home Run. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5113 Tom didn’t get a big contract so he ghosted the team 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5114 But his OBP in Little League was just unreal. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5115 They’ll never know what him ‘em. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5116 The steroids caught up to him. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5117 He also saves money on acne medicine. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
5118 I think they might see through his plan 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5119 Is Sharon okay? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5120 . . . and the contract is invisible too. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
5121 Somehow I found him in the shower. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5122 OK, I gotta admit, when you said 'looks like we got no body to pinch hit', I thought we were out of options! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5123 It's a little freaky when he showers. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5124 Didn’t see that trade coming. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
5125 Wait’ll ya see ‘I’m steel bases! 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5126 Isn't he a little young to plan a future as an empty suit? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5127 He’s our designated streaker. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5128 That’s bodiless John Jackson. He’s great at avoiding tag outs. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5129 It's a no header. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5130 It may be hard to tell if he makes first base ahead of the throw. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5131 Nobody’s better at finding a gap. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5132 He is the invisible hitter! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5133 His pitching is awful, but he sure can steal bases. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5134 I just don’t see his “connection” with the bat. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5135 Looks like Joe is getting traded. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5136 At last, our stealth version! 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5137 Outstanding potential and, of course, the virtual umps love him. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5138 Pablo leads the league in stolen bases. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5139 Nobody ever manages to tag him out. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5140 They said no one could save baseball. Let's see if it's true! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5141 You'll see him in action. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
5142 Is the ball girl really going to bat next 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
5143 He won’t even know what hit him. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5144 He always disappears in the big games. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5145 So where’s the catcher? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5146 We had the hardest time finding a uniform that fit him. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5147 This new kid can't do much At Bat --but as a Pinch Runner he's almost impossible to Tag Out! 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5148 Nobody told the ghost runner that he starts on second? 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5149 We've filled his shoes. but we're waiting for the rest of him. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5150 I still can't see him in the big leagues 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5151 It turns out he was in the locker room with the rest of the team after all. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5152 I hate to say it but he always disappears at playoff time. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5153 Not a surprise. His stats have been drifting that way for some time. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5154 I'm telling ya, he finally found out the real money is in concessions. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5155 I guess somebody must've built it. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5156 That's what they never tell you until you're in the game. You either die from juicing, or one day you sublimate out of sheer fucking boredom. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5157 When they said the new player was outta sight, I guess they weren't kidding. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5158 Who does this guy think he is with the one glove? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5159 The brush back pitch means nothing to this guy" 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5160 He is a great player but complains no one recognizes him out of uniform 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5161 He once stripped naked after a bunt and it turned into a home run. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5162 I feel weird cheering for a no-hitter. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5163 We won't see him hitting a homer today. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5164 He's a good base stealer because they never see him coming. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5165 Trust me... they'll never see him coming. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5166 He forgot to put vanishing cream on his legs again. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5167 What some players will do not to wear a mask! 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5168 Huh, a no hitter. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5169 The Bambino is back. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5170 It may look like something’s missing, but actually a lot of players like to hit with only one batting glove. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5171 Sending a ghost runner to 2nd 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5172 I’ve gone full Moneyball—they’re invisible as players, they’re just statistics. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5173 He is returning from last weeks reign of error 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5174 Those baseballs won't know what hit 'em! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5175 Scout: Coach, that’s the new kid they sent from Wilkes-Barre. Have you seen him play? Coach: Nope. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5176 He's a fan favorite but I just don't see it 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5177 Dunno, guess he was ghosted. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5178 We trot him out when they start chanting "no batter, no batter." 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5179 Most unselfish teammate I’ve ever known. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5180 I understand, but what about base running? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5181 He used to play for the Minimalist Leagues. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5182 He's terrible at stealing bases, but great at robbing banks. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
5183 It's only an issue in the locker room 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
5184 He's not very athletic, but he's got great intangibles. 1.1842 0.04065 76 63 13 0
5185 He's the best ghost runner I've never seen 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
5186 Every time he hits the ball, he strips off and gets a home run 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
5187 We got him in a deal with the TOKYO TIGERS But we could not afford their steep asking price. So this is what they sent us 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
5188 He just needs to gain a little confidence. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
5189 Beats being a superhero. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
5190 Just wait till he takes off his uniform and steals all the bases including home. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
5191 He’s an invisible ink test leader. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
5192 He was dropped off at the orphanage as a baby. If only his parents could see him now. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5193 AND they have no scouting report on him! 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5194 He really has his head in the game 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5195 I knew Title IX would lead to something like this. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5196 He says he's been hit by a pitch 749 times. Umps don't know what to say. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5197 You'll see what I mean when he slides into second. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5198 Psst, we’re all gonna strip during the seventh inning stretch. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5199 Here's the play . . . bunt to first, take off the uniform then steal home 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5200 His physical body is invisible, which does not affect his play whatsoever... but it's pretty neat, right? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5201 Stealing signals is one thing. Now our players?! 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5202 Certainly looks like a no hitter to me. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5203 His agent said we won't believe it when we see him. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5204 OK, he can run, but can he hit? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5205 I don’t know what happened to Tim this season. He doesn’t bat like he used to. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
5206 We remove the clothes when he runs the bases” 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5207 He's from the new intergalactic league... 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5208 He is our DH batter or Disappearing Hitter. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5209 Latest analytic. Wins without replacement. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5210 New players really aren't built the same as players back in my day or look the same, to be frank. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5211 his homers are outasight. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
5212 He’s like most pitchers and can’t hit…but no Ump can find the Spider-tack making his stuff unhitable. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5213 We're trying out a new sunscreen. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5214 Digitally speaking,he is pretty good. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5215 He may not look like much, but the numbers say he’s all there. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5216 He said, "I know the teams aren't all white, but what if I was?" 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5217 The hardest part was teaching the dog to hold a bat. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5218 I can never tell if he's happy here. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5219 Look at it this way - he's only getting a partial salary. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5220 Remember last week when Johnson hit three triples in one game and you said you'd seen everything now? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5221 He's our new undesignated hitter. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5222 You have to be patient, he's still developing. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5223 It's his own special blend of herbs and spices. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5224 That foul ball knocked Joe clean out of the ballpark. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5225 I told him to get rid of the clothes when he runs to first base. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5226 Like Yogi said "...the other half is physical" 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5227 The guys complain that they've never seen him take a shower. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5228 He scores a home run on his every anniversary. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5229 This is the "player to be named later" we just picked up in that trade with New York. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5230 and you've only seen him play with his clothes on! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5231 Invisible batters, that’s like a borzoi in Kiev, they ain’t Russian wolfhounds! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5232 I told you you didn't have to be all there to play this game ! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5233 It's just statistics! Turns out that his OPS times RBI minus his ERA divided by his HBP was exactly what made him MIA 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5234 This is a great way of staying Anonymous! 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
5235 We finally broke the visibility barrier 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5236 Is the strike box invisibility too 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5237 You'd never guess he was a switch-hitter. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
5238 Does this mean he's naked somewhere? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5239 You can't hit what you can't see! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5240 He hasn't got what it takes to be a batboy. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5241 His hand-eye coordination is something to see. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5242 Are you sure he signed the contract? I think we've been ghosted. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
5243 It should be easy to fill his shoes. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5244 His virtual agent told him to sign. His actual agent is still in negotiations. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5245 You did just tell us to show some team spirit 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
5246 A great designated hitter, and the fans love her. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5247 I prefer to think of him as a white guy 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
5248 I'm still waiting for his first plate appearance. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
5249 He's our new designated hitter. They won't see what's coming! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5250 Once he gets on base, he strips naked. Best stolen base numbers in the league. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
5251 Some of the guys just watched Field of Dreams. You know: "If you build it, he will come..." 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5252 He freaks out the pitchers; walks every time. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
5253 The Yankees won't know what hit them! 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5254 I think he'll grow into a pretty good shortstop. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5255 SPF 3,000,000. The sun can't even *find* you. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
5256 He's great. The pitchers can't find his strike zone. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
5257 What do you mean by that? WHO is Claude Rains? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5258 The other team really gets spooked when he is on deck. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
5259 He’s finding his form. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
5260 Hard to believe,the pitcher threw him out. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5261 Don't take your eyes off the ball 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
5262 It’s his first no-hitter! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5263 We already have a ghosty on first... 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
5264 Must be a dead-ball era again. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
5265 He’s not invisible; the penciller just went home, early. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5266 New rule, ghosties bat too. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
5267 Before he comes to bat, he covers himself with talcum powder. It drives the pitcher crazy. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5268 So this is my new pinch hitter for everybody. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5269 They called him a nobody, but he's really shown them. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5270 I can't wait to trade that see-through son of a bitch to the Marlins. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5271 The front office decided to suspend him. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5272 I think the owner is confused by the new ghost runner rule. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5273 No one can find his strike zone. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5274 ''He doesn't have an Instagram account''. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5275 Before this he was a world-class swimmer, but he could never prove it... 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5276 Geez, you really can't take it with you. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5277 With him, the other team won't see our strategy! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5278 First we let them run the bases 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
5279 Remember him from the '62 Mets? 1.1818 0.07381 55 49 2 4
5280 See, we've got nothing to lose. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5281 He's the G.H.O.S.T of all time! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5282 His dad is the invisible man 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
5283 And as soon as the ball hits the bat, it too becomes transparent! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5284 Yeeaaah! We got the idea from Murdoch Mysteries!! 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
5285 What he lacks in substance he makes up for in guile. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
5286 Unfortunately, he hasn't the ghost of a chance against this pitcher. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5287 That guy has a good face for broadcasts on radio..... 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5288 That grandstander always appears on the anniversary of the date he got conked. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5289 Who says we need more regulations on big tech? 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
5290 He said his name was Wells. H. G. Wells. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5291 If they try another 'invisible ball' pitch, they're gonna be in trouble this time! 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
5292 Not only is he a five tool player..... he's got the sixth sense. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
5293 Oh, he probably just went to the bathroom. I'm sure he'll be right back... 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
5294 Have no idea how baseball works. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5295 Our pinch hitter prefers to be thought of as an anonymous donor. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5296 He’s an empty suit. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5297 Did he skip the pregame exorcise? 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5298 There's nothing wrong with being a 3-tool player 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5299 It doesn't know he's been traded. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5300 Ya, but you should see him run! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5301 Do You Think he can see the Ball?? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5302 I hear he's best friends with John Cena. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5303 Once he gets on, no one gets him out when he runs the bases naked. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5304 Wait until the major league scouts see this kid 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5305 We got a bargain with this designated hitter. She’s a former soccer mom. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5306 It’s is just for the strike zone. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5307 What SPF is he using? 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5308 He was erased by a double play. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5309 'Don't worry about it, it's the man that never was. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5310 Well, it doesn’t HAVE to be a career-ending injury… 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5311 He’s a Player to Be Named Later, as our Designated Hitter. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5312 Not sure if we up or down in the Draft to get him. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5313 You see Skip, this is what happens when pitchers are replaced by the DH 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5314 I can't see him hitting a homer. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5315 You have to see this kid hit! 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5316 I don't think he's at home! He forgets where he is! Call his cell phone and tell him to get his ass over here! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5317 Let’s give the kid a chance 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5318 He's such a lightweight. He should be playing wiffle ball. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5319 He really fades in the 9th inning! 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5320 He does this "disappearing act" so others can't "read his face." 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5321 Ghost of a chance we'll win this game with manager's kid at bat. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5322 No batter, no batter'" they cry. "No batter. . . No batter." Well, let's see how they like it 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5323 The uniform definitely makes this man! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5324 We should make him bat naked. He won't have a strike zone! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5325 I heard he was out in left field. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5326 Three thousand trained house flies. They used to be in congress. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5327 Gen-Z, am I right? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5328 He's feeling a bit off-colour today. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5329 This guy’s a shoe-in for rookie of the year. They’ll never see him coming. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5330 He's such an easy out, he's embarrassed to show his face! Or his arms... 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5331 That show-off! He probably signs his autograph with invisible ink. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5332 You are only cancelled if you stop showing up. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5333 He can't hit, can't catch, can't throw. It's like there's nothing there. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
5334 You should see his brother! 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
5335 If you think that's weird, you ought to see him in his swim trunks. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
5336 He tested positive, but has no symptoms. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
5337 He’s Back! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
5338 Not much to look at, but he’s got a killer swing. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
5339 No, I didn't say, David Wells, I said he was related to H.G. Wells. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5340 He looked like my brother 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
5341 Sigh. I told him NOT to fly out! 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
5342 If you're never seen him at bat before, he's a great switch-hitter. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
5343 nobody's ever seen a hitter like him... 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5344 He’s are player to be named at a later date…. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
5345 When should we tell him? 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
5346 So he says to me, real emotional like, "Until I put this suit on I was always odd man out". 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
5347 He's to be named later. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5348 Her doesn’t look like much, but he bats over 400. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5349 Just wait. He's a real joker in the shower. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5350 He's got a great handicap. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
5351 The guy is making twenty million dollars a year and he is invisible out there! 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
5352 He's the new un-designated hitter. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5353 He doesn't stand a ghost of a chance against this pitcher. 1.1791 0.05597 67 56 8 2
5354 He is great on the base path. If only he didn’t have so many empty at bats. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
5355 I don’t understand what you don’t see in him… just give him some time to develop. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5356 He is like no one we've ever seen. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5357 I love this new inclusive league! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5358 We had trouble with the bobblehead, but otherwise this is our guy. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5359 Its even weirder in the lockerroom 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5360 To be honest, I miss his levitating mustache. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5361 He’s not much to look at, but boy can he run. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5362 I never thought I’d adjust to the ghost runner rule. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5363 We’ve been transparent about this trade from the get go… 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
5364 This guy’s going places. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
5365 Once he gets on base, he takes off his clothes, and then no one can see him stealing. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5366 There is not much to him as I can see. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
5367 You can’t tell by looking at him but he’s really good at stealing bases. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
5368 I didn't think we had invisible runners at this level. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5369 I bet he can avoid a tag at the base half the time! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5370 This guy can be our most effective base stealer. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5371 RELAX, HIS EXTRA BASE HITS ARE QUITE VISIBLE. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5372 Invisible players mean invisible payrolls." 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5373 I want them to think that what they don't see can't hurt them. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5374 Yeah, it's all part of those new rules. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5375 His head’s just not in the game. 1.1786 0.05759 56 46 8 1
5376 I think he's got what it takes to really become someone one day 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5377 The scouting report says this guy is out of sight. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5378 His contract has a LOT of strings attached 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5379 We have been playing for a month already but I can’t put a name to his face. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5380 His swing needs a lot of work. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
5381 He's not much of a hitter, but he steals like a thief. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
5382 Who knew? Claude Rains,so short,but so athletic? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5383 Don’t be surprised by his modest demeanor, he’s on the road to Cooperstown. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5384 The benefit of DARPA sponsorship is clear. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5385 He came over in the trade as the player to be seen later. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5386 He may be a good sport but has no espirit de corps. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5387 He’s a real no-show! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5388 I don’t see what the big deal about this guy is. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5389 If you could only see him play!! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5390 They say his vision is crystal clear. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5391 And after stealing home for the third time, they made him keep his uniform on. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5392 He's got the smoothest swing you've never seen. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5393 The most versatile player we’ve ever hired. He can do anything we need him to do. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5394 There’s no ‘him’ in team. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5395 Do you think he'll find his way ? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5396 Never been hit by a pitch. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5397 I think he overdid the sunscreen. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5398 It's Shoelesss Joe's grandson, Headless Hank! 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
5399 The Unitarians don't think he can hit. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
5400 Yeah, but he's nothing without the team uniform 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5401 He really doesn’t have the depth I was looking for. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5402 Management lost their mind, they traded Jones for this? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 8 2
5403 If we ditch the uniform, I bet he steals 200 bases this season. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5404 This is what happens when the suits take over the ball club. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5405 That's the last time I ask for a ghost runner. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5406 I like a player I can see right through. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
5407 He claims he showers after every game but I never see him 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
5408 He’s fully committed to life-form neutrality. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5409 The architect was a wizard. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5410 This guy disappears when the game’s on the line. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5411 This is a whole new level of UV protection. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5412 It's an advantage out here, but one accidental bump in the showers can set off pandemonium. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5413 I warned you Japanese hitters sometimes lose face! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5414 You know, Roger, when I see Kenny, I don’t see color. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5415 I hear he is having trouble lining up endorsements 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5416 He had the highest base stealing percentage in the league until the Commissioner enforced the rules on uniforms. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5417 First time I’ve ever seen a one-handed player. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5418 I mean I’ve always known he was sort of an open book but my GOODNESS 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5419 He felt that no more than they put him in the game, he might as well be invisible. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5420 Are we getting rid of the designated hitter? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5421 There’s no one better to break up a no-hitter than a no-batter 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5422 So far, there’s been very little flack about her making it into the Bigs. 1.1774 0.05405 62 51 9 1
5423 When stealing bases, he takes the uniform off! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5424 Remember your rookie year, Skipper? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5425 It gives new meaning to?Head shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes? 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5426 Ever seen anyone like Georgy boy here focus so intently on the game that he completely disappears into himself? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5427 I can't see that he's going to be any good today!!! 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5428 As Gertrude Stein said, "There's no there there." 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5429 You may not see it, but this new guy really has talent. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5430 We need more vanishing cream on the legs. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5431 I'll never accept trans-parent athletes playing with us men 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5432 He's a pinch hitter but you can't pinch him. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5433 A few of the boys are quarantining, so we pulled a ghost runner up from the minors. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5434 They sign a big contract, and then they just stop showing up. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5435 Its strike zone is virtual too! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5436 He really gets the team's attention in the locker room. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5437 I thought they got rid of the ghost runner. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5438 We're heavily invested in self-driving batters. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5439 Diffusing into a parallel Universe to play ball for a better team. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5440 Just up from the minors, kid's got a great head on his shoulders. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5441 Without his uniform he can steal bases at will. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
5442 I just can't get into the knee-high socks. How about you? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5443 Invisible man always freaks the pitcher out 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
5444 I love these new uniforms. They can go weeks without washing. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5445 Pitchers can't get a read on him. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
5446 Pitchers see right through him 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5447 An old tinder date is in the crowd tonight. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
5448 I'd like to see 'em steal these signs. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
5449 He’s been an easy out. The pitchers have been throwing like they can see right through him. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5450 He can't see the ball and the pitcher can't see him. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
5451 He's just ghosting me 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
5452 When he squares to bunt the pitcher just loses it 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
5453 We might as well Try... It can't get any worse... 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5454 He may walk . But he’ll never get to first on a hit-by-pitch. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5455 His headfirst slides really spooks the umpires! 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
5456 The trick is being fully clothed as he crosses home plate 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5457 We decided to start using an invisible batter when we have a ghost runner on second. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5458 On the other hand, he doesn't get sunburns. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
5459 Now, what makes you think they will come? 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5460 Now we won’t get as many walks,” “Hey, at least he’s harder to tag out.” “Touché. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5461 He's the bosses son but he's not much of a player 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
5462 The guys kept kneeling so we hired from the ghost pool" 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 9 1
5463 See, clothes do make the man! 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5464 They talk about ghost runners but ghost batters are the newest trend… 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
5465 With this runner We might have a ghost of a chance. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5466 So why do they call him "Invisible Outfielder Steve" anyway? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5467 See, that's what happens when you eat too much tobacco. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
5468 You don't see that? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
5469 Next up to bat, Tony "The Turtle" Tuttle. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5470 You should see his knuckle ball 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
5471 This guy's a natural. They won't even see him coming. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5472 I think we still have a shot at the Series- if Coach can convince Milroy to play naked. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
5473 They say he uses 'The Clear', but I don't see it. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
5474 Yeah. Utility guys never get the respect they deserve." 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5475 'He's light on his feet, that's for sure.' 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
5476 Apparently, it was not difficult to fill his shoes. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5477 Keeping a low profile has improved his batting average. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
5478 He had no bones about pinch hitting tonight. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
5479 If I can convince him to not wear the uniform he can steal bases with ease. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5480 You’ve never seen a batter like him before 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5481 Yes but Schultz is a wiz at stealing bases. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
5482 We got Jimenez, Koslewski and a player to materialize later, remember? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5483 Don't worry... he really shows up in the playoffs. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
5484 Up next is the rookie, Ralph Ellison. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
5485 I heard there's a woman on the team this year, but I haven't seen her around...it's like she's invisible. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
5486 He can’t quite get used to this ghost runner rule. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5487 They're working on a bobble head doll. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
5488 Look, I told him to stop acting like a ghost in the outfield...Can I help it if he took me literally? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
5489 Left to be a lobbyist 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
5490 First they stole his bases ! 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5491 Coach says the key to success is complete transparency. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
5492 Do you think the pitcher can find the strike zone? 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
5493 You can never be too white for baseball. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5494 We'll never find someone to fill his shoes 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5495 You know, I didn’t think he literally meant it when he said he felt invisible. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5496 This guy right here never loses his head. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5497 When he doesn't wear socks and runs the bases the crowd goes wild. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5498 Obviously a man of parts. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
5499 Ten bucks it's a no-hitter. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5500 How can you not at least take a chance on a guy with no arms and no head? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5501 He's led the league in stolen bases every year since he was drafted. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5502 Okay, maybe calling him a complete player is a stretch. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5503 He’s going for the stealth play. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5504 It's actually a variation on the hidden ball trick! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5505 Other teams' scouts couldn't see anything to this guy... 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5506 Is this what they mean by "No batter here?" 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5507 No,no,no. I said we needed more fans,Tom 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5508 He's the Master at stealing signals from the catcher, he wears his helmet sideways. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5509 He's just not all there this season! 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5510 We judge him by how well he hits the ball and by the content of his character 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5511 Sure, he has his faults, but no one has ever called him a stuffed shirt! Anita Barlow, Edmond, OK 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5512 They really overdid it with the starch this time. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5513 Do you know the difference between metaphor and simile? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5514 Makes you wonder how the Pitcher and the Home Base Crew are going to communicate? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5515 He’s trying to prove he’s more than just a good base runner. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
5516 You can dress 'em up but you can't make them play. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5517 The media is blowing this out of proportion. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5518 You'll see how good a player he is when he gets on base and takes the uniform off. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5519 His strike zone is disappearing. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5520 Let’s see them throw this guy a little chin music. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5521 If we build him, he will run. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5522 I have heard of Ghost Runners, but this one takes the cake. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5523 Rookie year and he’s already on every milk carton in the country. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5524 As a streaker, he'd be a helluva base stealing threat. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5525 Call me an empty-suiter , but I don’t think baseball needs a new level of transparency. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5526 Don’t worry. He’ll be there for the right pitch. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5527 Yeah, but we picked him up for next to nothing. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5528 His head is not in the game. Not much of anything else either. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5529 Guess a flick to his nose will not indicate he has the sign. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5530 Amazingly, he’s not good at stealing bases… Let’s see if we can get your watch back 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5531 The medium said the only way to reverse the curse is to host the ghost. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5532 We used to call him a 'Dark Horse.' 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5533 The Mummy can't hit, Frankenstein can't run, Dracula only plays night games. I say we give this kid a chance even if it is a little weird in the shower. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5534 He just traded in from the Chicago White Outs. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5535 He’s not much to look at, but he sure can hit! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5536 He came out of nowhere and then straight through the minor leagues. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5537 See, I told you a little more team spirit was all we needed! 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5538 He really flies around the bases. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5539 Yeah,pitchers have a really hard time reading this new guy! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5540 That holographic Babe Ruth trade was genius, boss.... 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5541 He doesn't look like much, but I think you'll be pleasantly surprised! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5542 Jamison brings new meaning to "switch hitter". 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5543 He asked his wife to starch his uniform enough that he could watch the game at home 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
5544 If we could eliminate the uniform, he’d be an unstoppable base stealer. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5545 He’s been phoning it in all season 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5546 I Didn't think he could be traded that quickly? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5547 Abbott and Costello are managing now 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5548 The scouts say the kid has a swing like nobody’s ever seen before 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5549 John Cena becomes a baseball player 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5550 Thank goodness no one has asked about gender. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
5551 It's all about your perspective. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5552 I heard they are transitioning to a right-hand hitter. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
5553 There's no book on this guy! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5554 If you can’t see him, you can’t get him out. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5555 You think maybe we should designate the hitter? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5556 ... so then the genie said, 'there, I made you a star switch hitter. You have one last wish.' and Jerry said, 'I want to be invisible.' And the genie said, 'hey, that's kind of weird but I'll do it. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5557 You're gonna love this Houdini kid. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
5558 The umpires really hate it when he takes his clothes off 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5559 Anything to get Gen X ers to watch a game. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5560 When he's here, he great, but he keeps disappearing. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5561 I'd give my right arm if he'd only get his head into the game. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
5562 I think they're taking the Invisible Runner thing too far 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5563 He really freaks out pitchers. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5564 At least the uniform will be a hit. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5565 He hustles every at bat - you just don't see players like that any more. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5566 He can’t field, hit or run, but attendance is way up since we acquired Mr. No-body. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
5567 And we really like to use him as the extra inning second base ghost runner. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5568 He’s clearly the best hitter in our lineup. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5569 He’s not much of a hitter, but when he takes off his clothes he steals all the bases. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
5570 The FORCE is strong with this one. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
5571 We have purchased ballplayers on the installment plan. Delivery of parts does take time. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5572 He's putting his game space on. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
5573 He's all boy... 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
5574 He's the first undesignated hitter. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5575 He better stop meditating by the time he gets to the plate.” 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
5576 There’s no “ghosting” in baseball, right? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5577 I’m afraid he shies away from the moment, Skipper. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5578 they said home run Greg, not run home 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5579 'The best thing is; he can call the ump a 'cocksucker' and nobody will know' 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5580 The Commissioner said he could play in spirit only. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5581 Considering he doesn’t have shoulders or a waist, he doesn’t have much of a strike zone. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5582 We kept the shirt for the strikes and the pants for the balls. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5583 Took an experimental performance enhancer. Lost his sponsorship deal, but love the dedication. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5584 Think that's good? Wait til they see the pitcher. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5585 How can a ghost have all dat ass? 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5586 It's just clear plastic, but it distracts the pitchers so much they always walk the batter when we put it in the on deck circle. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5587 I really think his uniform is holding him back 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5588 The ghost runner idea was OK, but this is really going to be exciting. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5589 He used to play for the Yankees, but he seems to have fallen between the cracks. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5590 When he strips he can easily steal second 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5591 What do you expect when you get your players from the adjunked players union? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5592 He always falls apart at bat. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5593 I'm glad sports adopted remote work too 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5594 …and the best part is that no one can tell she’s a woman. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5595 You think he's good? You should see him without his uniform. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5596 I don’t know why, but they’ve never caught him stealing. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5597 What do you mean he was tagged out? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
5598 Can't strike him out if he's already gone. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
5599 Looks like we're stuck with that pinched hitter again. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5600 His top skill is stealing. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
5601 The ghost runner is negotiating his contract this year. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
5602 Meh -- he just looks like a big walking strike zone to me. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
5603 No wonder we’re losing It’s as if half the team didn’t show up. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
5604 I can’t put him in as I checked his contract and it was signed in invisible ink! 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5605 He leads the league in being hit by a pitch 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5606 This kid is incredible. After he gets to the first base, he would take all his cloth off and steal home. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5607 He hates it when they yell “No batter! No batter!” 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5608 Well, now, THERE's a switch hitter. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5609 The game seems pretty invisible these days! 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5610 This player is pretty strict when it comes to public image 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5611 The best thing is, it's really hard to tell where the strike zone is. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5612 He's breaking the no color barrier.” 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5613 The bigwigs wouldn’t acknowledge a major league spell check error so, tada! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5614 The best part is that he doesn't take up any space on the roster 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5615 If there's no strike zone there's no strike out. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5616 The scouting report says he's a star of the future. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5617 He’ll be hard to tag. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5618 Augmented Reality has really changed this game. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5619 He's the quintessential no-hitter. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5620 Unfortunately, Major League rules say he has to wear a uniform. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5621 He's out of his mind. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5622 He’s a witch hitter! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5623 Not a problem, his contract was signed with invisible ink. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5624 Got him in a trade for a player to be named later. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5625 We put him on 2nd base in the 10th inning. Best ghost runner we ever had. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
5626 He's worth nothing to trade. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5627 This new guy is out of sight!! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5628 He disappears in April. Later… “Mr. October.” 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5629 Every new pitcher goes for his head on the first pitch, every time. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5630 I've never seen a ghost HITTER before. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5631 He'll whiff. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5632 It just goes to show you....the clothes do not make the man... 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5633 Truth be told, Tony, in today’s game, complete transparency has become a terribly important trait. 1.1724 0.06094 58 49 6 2
5634 We've definitely got more spirit than the other team. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5635 If we ditch his uniform, he could lead the league in stolen bases. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
5636 If he gets a hit, ten bucks says he steals second. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5637 We got the Make-A-Wish letter a little too late, but their ghost made it. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
5638 Do you think we’re taking ghost runners a little too literally? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5639 It seems his wife switched the block out with her vanishing lotion. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
5640 Look doc, he's wearing his SPF 50! 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
5641 Remember in that last trade, the player to be named late? Well... 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5642 I'm really proud that this is the franchise that broke the no color barrier. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5643 You might be concerned at his lack of a tan, but he is wearing SPF50. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
5644 The crowd loves to watch him play! 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
5645 H. G. Wells 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
5646 He can’t hit, but if he walks, they’ll never tag him out. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5647 I heard that Universal Studios is trying to get more mileage out of their "Invisible Man" franchise. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5648 This time they can’t say it’s as if we didn’t show up! 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
5649 He makes up for being visibly transparent by being an emotional brick-wall. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5650 The main office brought him in as an example of their new Transparent Management style 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
5651 Casper is our ghost runner if the game goes to extra innings. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5652 It's Andy Kaufman! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5653 He never shows up at work but still gets paid! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5654 I don't see how he/she does it! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5655 Been a long winter. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5656 First ghost runners and now ghost batters? 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
5657 They'll never fully understand virtual 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5658 I told you he disappears in the big games. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5659 Guess what’s his name sold his likeness 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5660 Wait ‘til you see him swing 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5661 We've got him in case of extra innings 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5662 He's been in a terrible slump. We'll see if he shows up tonight. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5663 On the other hand, he can steal bases like nobody's business. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5664 Not enough cream. Too much clear. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5665 We won't be able to see how he does it, but he almost always hits a homer caus the pitcher can't figure out what to throw at him. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5666 They say he's got a good head on his shoulders. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5667 Yep, H G Wells has more substance than first appears! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5668 You’ll love watching them try to tag out our ghost runner. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5669 He's still good, but tragically he's only half the hitter he used to be. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5670 Can you believe that John Cena joined the team?? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5671 He's the best witch hitter in the league. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
5672 No one can say that they saw him stealing signs... 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5673 We brought him up from the Nobody League. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
5674 You've never seen a player like him... probably. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
5675 He’s not much of a hitter but he’s fast as hell. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
5676 He's so fast, you won't even see him run! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
5677 He prayed to the baseball gods to make him invincible. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
5678 Best designated no hitter we’ve ever had. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
5679 He needs to get a life 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
5680 Hmm…An airhead that is going to slam it out of the field? Let’s cheer for that grand slam !!! 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
5681 Stop yelling," Keep your eye on the ball"! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
5682 This sure beats the ghost runner rule. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5683 He's the desiccated hitter. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5684 He used to be a magician. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5685 He has skin in the game and he leaves it on the field. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5686 So, you see, the beanball's not a problem. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5687 He’s our 10th man when he goes au natural 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5688 They said don't draft a 4,000-year-old ring wraith, but no one wanted Mike Piazza either. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5689 We're all set for our pinch hitter to jump in as soon as he clears quarantine! 1.1698 0.05862 53 44 6 1
5690 If he were naked, it might work 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5691 He streaks between bases 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5692 Yeah, this year it looks like the ghost runner has to bat to get on base. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5693 We only had 8 players: he’s the invisible player on 3rd base. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5694 I think he learned that from Tiger Woods. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5695 We all knew baseball was too white, but I guess this makes it official. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5696 He wants to be a first-base coach but I don't think it's in the cards. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5697 Last week he, he stole 27 bases, a water cooler, extra helpings of buffet salami and an umpire’s wristwatch. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5698 Hey batter, batter. Can you swing, batter, batter?" 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5699 There’s always one with the stirrup socks. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5700 I stopped asking questions when told I should use the pronouns they/them/theirs. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5701 Finally! Someone who takes the ghost runner position seriously. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5702 Honey, so I finally found my balls. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5703 I thought it was 'Who's on First?' not "Who's up to bat? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5704 I thought the invisible man was on second? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5705 Yeah but if he gets on base, he's a cinch to steal home. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5706 Well this may be the only transgender player allowed in MLB. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5707 He had much a greater field presence last season. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5708 His social media game is even better 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5709 If nothing else, he'll throw them off their game. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5710 The whole family is athletic, his trans daughter is winning all her collegiate swim meets. Johnny is one proud TransParent” 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5711 His ghost gun backfired. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5712 The umpire can't see if he deflects the ball with his hand. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5713 Once on base, he strips and steals all the way to home plate. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5714 Great legs, great bat, great glove ... and all under the cap! 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5715 My avatar was the Invisible Man. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5716 Rumor has it he's known for ghosting... 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5717 He's even more stealthy when he's on the mound. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5718 We call him old O for three! 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5719 I always wondered why the screwball was sometimes called the fadeaway. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5720 He should be on base even more, but he often doesn't get credit when hit by a pitch. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5721 His no-look catch is amazing but can he bat? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5722 “Now on deck: Whatshisface.” 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5723 He may not look like much, but he can hit it out out of the park! 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5724 He plays like nobody's seen before." 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5725 Just looking for a warm body. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5726 He doesn’t get on base much, but he’s never been caught stealing. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5727 Like when we were kids, “Ghostie on first!” 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5728 Sometimes I think he just isn’t with us. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5729 A great hitter, but useless when it comes to the hidden ball trick. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5730 Some players preferred the lockout-lifestyle. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5731 He’s the Player To Be Explained Later 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
5732 I can’t see him batting cleanup today 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
5733 And they say his sinker just disappears. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5734 You just don’t see switch hitters anymore. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5735 Everything's worked out, since that incident in the locker room shower. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5736 He can't hit, but what a strike zone... 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5737 Jones pinch hitting. Bet they didn’t see that coming! 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
5738 You've heard of a Phantom Battery; well, this is our phantom batter. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5739 The new owner's idea of 'player to be named later' is pretty vacant. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5740 The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim traded him to us for future draft picks. Wait till you see him without the uniform! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5741 This is our trick play. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5742 It's nice they de-segregated visibility 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5743 I know he is the Player to Be Named Later..I guess he is also the Player to be Seen Later.... 1.1692 0.04687 65 53 11 0
5744 He’s really been batting above his weight today. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
5745 You should have seen him last time - no uniform! 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
5746 Should we call the ghostbusters? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5747 He's nothing to look at, but he's good. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5748 He walked almost every time before they required the uniform. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5749 Hey, why you sad? Do you have to poop? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5750 Our very secret weapon. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5751 Just try to tag him out. Especially when he loses the uniform. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5752 Who’s up next 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5753 It really balances out the fan booing. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5754 Wow, a no-hitter hitter, check him out 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5755 No plate appearances but he still contributes on offense. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5756 Yeah, but he still can't hit a curve. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
5757 I don't see what you see in him, but he's gotta be better than last year's designated hitter" 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
5758 He is very good at ball hitting and running to home so we overlook the invisible tattoos. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5759 If he gets on base, he takes his clothes off, it's an easy steal. What do you think? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5760 How did Jerry get so great at calling it in?! 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5761 He loves that "who's on first" routine. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
5762 Suit up and show up again! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5763 His WiFi streaming connection is a bit weak, but he plays like a champ! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5764 Finally, a personality everyone can get along with. 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
5765 The best part is,we only have to pay him the league minimum from the year he died. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5766 Would you believe he's got a twin sister who wants on the team? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
5767 That’s Casey. He died before getting to first. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
5768 He really is the soul of the franchise. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5769 You’re right . No one can fill his shoes . 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5770 The velcro on the uniform was a great idea. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5771 This motherfucker… 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
5772 Only guy with a 100% Hit by Pitch on base percentage. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
5773 Yeah, I know, but he holds the record for most home base steals. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5774 He put so much sunscreen on to avoid a sunburn he’s now translucent. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5775 Sure it's a gimmick, but attendance is through the roof. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5776 So then he said, "I bet you can't get it all to stay in place once you take the guy out, and I said, "buddy, you're talking to the Rockport Junior High Jenga Champion of '96."" 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
5777 He's working on a no-hitter. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5778 If the pitcher throws the ball at his head, and it isn't there, is it still an automatic walk? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5779 He's not very good, but at least this keeps him from running around naked. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5780 Jim, I'm telling you, just wait until you see him! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5781 See,I told you he disappears is clutch situations 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
5782 He's the ultimate weapon against the ghost pitch. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
5783 His Mom wouldn't let him be vaccinated but, she told him not to worry He would still be able to play on our Little League 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5784 Let's see if we can see his spit! 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
5785 40 trained puppeteers and 15,000 feet of fishing line later, we've got this. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5786 He does have that illusive something that's rather spooky to pitchers. He gets on base a lot with beanballs. He moves his head around so the pitcher never knows where it it. Sometimes his head is under his arm, say - And BOINK! 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5787 He looks kinda good, even though obviously there's no "there" there. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
5788 The pitcher's good, but we've got the upper hand. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5789 …But he’s the ultimate one-tool player. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5790 Bob never shows up in big moments. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5791 Ghost-Man on deck... 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5792 He’s dead but the manager doesn’t want to waste the payroll 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5793 He hits em where he ain't 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5794 The club approved cryptocurrency. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5795 Yeah, but he has such a good eye for the strike zone. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5796 I told Rogers to take the Being Good At Baseball potion, not the Invisibility potion! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5797 Halleluiah! We got the spirit of the game back! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5798 We need to get our heads in the game 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
5799 He’s great, just don’t ever signal him to steal. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5800 Imagine how many bases he could steal if he does not dress for our games! 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
5801 Do you think he has a chance to reach base through a hit-by-pitch? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5802 It's the ideal Seattle Mariner 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5803 Can't you see how this working from home thing doesn't really work for us 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5804 That’s something, but they haven’t seen him pull the hidden ball trick. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5805 A little unknown symptom of long COVID; give him a minute, he can still play! 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5806 He will be an excellent base stealer when the weather warms up. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5807 It's the new sunscreen he was telling us about. Gets him a walk every time. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5808 I've seen them turn white on deck, but this is next level. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5809 Cool. Carl Yastrzemski is back in the game. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5810 She prefers to be judged on talent alone. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5811 It's not about who is or who isn't wearing the uniform, it's all about the coaching. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5812 He’s quiet, but he runs like the wind. 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
5813 He can hit, he can field but I just can't see him being the face of the franchise. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5814 Talk about your phenoms! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5815 He’s the ‘player to be named’ we got in the last trade. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5816 He's really more of a metaphor than a pinch hitter. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5817 Win or lose, he's always got the same expression on his face. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5818 Do you think we have a ghost of a chance of winning this game? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5819 They never saw this coming! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5820 I told him to make himself invisible, since he can't seem to see the ball. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5821 I’d be more impressed with his superpower if he actually could get on base. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5822 Turns out even when we field ghosts, people still don't give a shit about baseball. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5823 He doesn't have much of a arm, but he is an amazing base stealer and can hit. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5824 He's the result of our transparent hiring policy 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5825 It doesn’t even look like he’s really here. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5826 It's one thing for Lopez not to have his head in the game but where is the rest of him? 1.1667 0.05540 66 56 7 2
5827 Marketing thought a new twist on what a no hitter is would be worth a shot. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5828 You know. Playing ball for him is an out-of-uniform experience. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5829 I think he needs to bulk up and do a little lifting to be a better hitter. His arms look a little weak. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5830 He was all out of sun-blocker, so he thought he'd try his girlfriend's tube, but neglected to read the label that identified it as Vanishing-Cream. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5831 His head's just not into it... 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5832 Is he self driving or just AI? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5833 I'll bet you a buck he's gonna drive in the ghost runner from second. 1.1667 0.05946 66 57 5 3
5834 Ownership sees it as an alternative to tattoos. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5835 He’s just trying to mess with the umpires. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5836 His technique is transparent. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5837 I warned him repeatedly not to read "Arms and the Man" on Kindle! 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5838 He shrinks the strike zone. The only real downside is that after he drinks, you need to have a mop at the ready. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5839 They call him half man half eraser. 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
5840 I told the pitcher just keep looking right through the hitters to your catcher 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5841 Great base runner - this infielder's son is sitting five rows back. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
5842 Hey no batter 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5843 I really don't think his spirit is in the game. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5844 Don´t goggle at him. He´s very shy. 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
5845 He puts his clothes back on when he steals home. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
5846 He doesn't look like much but he he's a damn good bunter. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5847 He's got the 2nd most Hit-By-Pitches of any American League left-handed batter in the 6th inning of the 2nd game in a Tuesday double-header with less than 28,000 paid attendence on a odd-numbered day. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5848 When the weather warms, he said he'll play wearing only the hat. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5849 I know he's small but he's got a ton of spirit. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5850 Don’t worry, if he gets on base it’ll be an easy steal. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5851 Just once I want to see a guy who's no bat and all arm. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5852 No talent, Vern. I tell ya the kid’s an empty suit. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5853 Can you see our player? No, he's invisiball. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5854 It's all in the uniform! 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5855 Who farted? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5856 He's a master of the fadeaway pitch. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5857 Turtle is on Deck 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
5858 At least this protestor has a little spunk. 1.1667 0.04539 90 76 11 2
5859 You were right. Size 16. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5860 He's nothing like his brother. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5861 He looked less invisible at the tryout 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
5862 He's the ghost runner if the game goes into extra innings. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5863 Let's face it, Dave, he's not coming back from this slump. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5864 I don`t see how can make the team. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5865 He has been signed by another team,but nobody said anything about his uniform. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5866 I thought you said the new recruit was invincible not invisible. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5867 He always has a blank look before stepping up to bat. We do not have a ghost of a chance to win this one. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5868 I can’t see anything more than a one-tool player. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5869 He can’t hit, field or throw; but darn if he doesn’t bring an ineffable spirit to the place. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5870 By the time he rounds third, they'll never see him coming. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5871 The game just hasn't been the same since they instituted the new disintegrated hitter rule. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
5872 Ghost runners? Why not ghost batters? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5873 They will never see our new DH. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5874 I didn't realize baseball had a strip version. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5875 At least no one on the other team can read his mind for the next play. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5876 He should be here soon. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5877 Invisible. Must be God himself. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5878 These new rules are killing me. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5879 Have you seen the ghost runner? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5880 A great utility player who doesn’t impact our salary cap one bit! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5881 He’s a shell of his former self. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5882 He’s not pitching a no-hitter, he’s pitching to NO hitter. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5883 Mac says he once batted .685 in an All-Nude Florida league. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5884 The good: never overthinks. The bad: can't field, throw, or hit. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5885 Offense, defense and facial communication are all suspect. A little harder to tag as a pinch runner though. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5886 There's a twist on the dream I have of forgetting to put my clothes on! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5887 Behold! Our new mascot! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5888 I know it’s hard to believe, but he’s really here for the peanuts and Cracker Jack! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5889 You need to subscribe to premium services. And the SPECS®. Not included. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5890 He's playing for the Ralph Ellison team. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5891 He's the 'Ghost of Underpaid Baseball Players Past,' back for his million dollar signing bonus and REVENGE! 1.1667 0.06793 60 54 2 4
5892 The other players are mostly used to him except in the locker room when he wanders around wearing only his cup. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5893 Well, I guess the terrorists won. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5894 I recruited him from a small ghost town out west. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
5895 He’s ready for the bottom half of the inning. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5896 Maybe if he strips he won't be tagged out 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5897 We got him from the Metaverse - a top prospect. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5898 Before the uniform, he always walked. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5899 It’s the team spirit that counts! 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5900 He's trying to throw the pitcher off his game 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5901 He runs so fast that he left his uniform behind. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5902 He’s so fast, he’s already on first.” 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5903 He’s just not that much into the game tonight 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5904 If he gets on First give him the sign to drop the uniform and steal Home." 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5905 He can be our disembodied hitter. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5906 He’s been eating too many of those ghost peppers again. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
5907 Always the same when the pressure is on, loses his head and goes to pieces 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5908 The Yankees are a better team now?! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5909 He struggles to be comfortable in his own skin." 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5910 These ghost runner rules are getting ridiculous 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5911 He's one of those suffering from The Invisible Man Syndromes after the Pandemic. Still sees himself at home where no one can see him. A true Long Hauler. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
5912 Good news! He won't feel he missed the Draft. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
5913 They call him the “No-hitter”. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5914 Who cares as long as he makes the ball disappear?” 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5915 He’s impossible to tag out! 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5916 He has trouble with the hidden ball trick. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5917 It’s a new kind of change up. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5918 And the best part is that all he has to do to steal second base is to take his clothes off. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5919 You should see what he does when he bunts. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5920 High-spirited players today, Bob. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5921 Hit by pitch shouldn't be a problem either. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5922 wait until you see him steal bases! 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5923 He's been great as a ghost runner for us so far, so why not see what he can do at the plate? 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5924 Looks like the front office dropped the ball. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5925 According to the rules, if the batter is wearing a belt, it's legal. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5926 And then she says to me -- oh, this part's hilarious -- You wouldn't believe me if I evaporated right in front of you. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5927 It’s great - he’s fast and rarely gets touched out. And we only have to pay him half as much because of his lack of size. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5928 We're waiting for Malamud to fill it in. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5929 Looks like he could use a hand or two for us to get ahead! 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5930 A ghost hitter is like a pinch hitter only invisible. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5931 The ball cannot see him either. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5932 Can't hit. Can't field. But his intangibles are off the charts. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5933 We need to get more uniforms so the substitute hitters don't have to change with the players in the starting lineup 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5934 We won’t tell anyone until she’s hit a few homers. Doc says the reversal should be a cinch. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5935 He strips as he's rounding the bases. Hasn't been tagged out yet. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5936 So I says to the ump, 'pick a lineup card, any lineup card...' 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5937 Watch him steal third and nobody will know. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5938 You've heard of Joeless Joe, well this is faceless, armless Joe. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5939 I don’t see him making it in the majors. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5940 The owners can't afford the players anymore. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5941 Now we’ll see if there really is such a thing as an expanded strike zone. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5942 Our ghost runner is actually a switch-hitter too. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5943 I heard this new guy can run like the wind 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
5944 I told you we weren't playing a doubleheader. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5945 The old Hidden Batter Trick. I haven't seen that in years, Butch 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5946 I used to think he had it all together 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5947 I know you want me to try him out, but I just can't see him doing the job. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5948 There still negotiating 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5949 He doesn't look like much but you should see him on the basepaths. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
5950 We could have him bat many times in the batting order--who'd know if we change his number? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
5951 Ten years crowding the plate and he's never been hit by a pitch. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
5952 With the CGI guys out on strike, its a whole new game. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
5953 He's not so good, but we're recruiting his brother who's a pitcher. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
5954 I don’t see him driving in the winning run. Literally. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
5955 You won't believe what he does to steal bases unseen. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5956 He gone! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5957 Yah, so what I heard was that he is one of the greatest base runners in the league, but is otherwise pretty lackluster. I guess they got what they paid for! 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
5958 Don't worry about it." He's an AI batter who bats 300". 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
5959 They're still deciding whether to send him down or call him up. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
5960 Your velcro idea did wonders for his stolen bases stats. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
5961 It's really tough getting him in to a uniform ! 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
5962 The front office thinks his tweets are offtensive. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
5963 They think that having no players will speed up the game. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5964 You should see him steal bases in the nude. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5965 It's just a hazing incident - that eyebrow will grow back. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
5966 The new coach scared the pants off him. He must have met the new owner. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5967 "Ectoplasm. No trace in the urine." 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5968 The scouting reports said that he's a real lightweight, but his wins-over-replacement player is off the charts! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5969 Yeah...he just came up from the minors and feeling left out. The team hasn't drawn him in yet. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
5970 Which one of our VP's is this? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5971 He’s having a hard time getting his signals to the runner. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
5972 He is ours, but we’re still negotiating on the salary 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
5973 I mean he’s in the hole alright 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
5974 Mike!? Say it with me, “Invisibility IS the future of the baseball.” 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5975 His contract negotiation tactics are so transparent. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
5976 There have been so many beanballs this season,we have had no other choice but vanishing cream. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5977 It’s a new Mets defensive thing, maybe they won’t hit what they can’t see. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5978 It’s all part of this new trend called ghosting… 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5979 They said he didn't stand a ghost of a chance, but his batting average is unreal. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
5980 It drives the pitchers crazy! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5981 He's been on the bench a while. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5982 You should see this guy swing" "How? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5983 I see airhead,,,err,airhands,,,,err, airarms is back from the minors. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5984 He makes the strike zone disappear. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5985 Under the new rules, he gets to start on second whenever he wants. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5986 He just doesn't like the recognition, 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5987 It's a new robot. They'll supply the missing parts when he's up at bat. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5988 Not sure why he thought he would have a better chance getting to home base naked. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5989 Like I told you, he disappears late in the game. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5990 he's just a first draft 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5991 That's our new steal sign. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5992 Do you have any idea how hard it was to find a hitter like him? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5993 He was a natural at the plate till he got beaned by a fastball. Since then he is not the same player! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5994 Who negotiated that contract?! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5995 I’m a big fan of the new ghostrunner rule. We needed this kind of team spirit! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5996 We use him at bat every time we need a walk 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5997 I’ll have him strip if he gets on… 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5998 Sales of clear soda are up! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5999 He's Claude, Hall of Famer Tim Raines' brother. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6000 I hope he put sunscreen on! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6001 And they said we didn't have a ghost of a chance. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6002 I'm telling you no one's ever seen a Batter like this! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6003 The caption artist suddenly had to go to the bathroom. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6004 You'll understand once he gets on base... 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
6005 This is the pitcher now that they use the DH. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6006 Kid loves his sun screen 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6007 No hits. No runs. No grass stains either. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6008 and he's a magician on the mound. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6009 He was a great mascot until they made us change the team name. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
6010 He can't hit a lick -- but if he gets on base, he can steal anytime he wants! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
6011 Can you believe they made us install an invisible fence? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
6012 The umpire said he was blind-sided 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
6013 I've heard of Ghost Guns... 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
6014 They say the days of the designator hitter are disappearing. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
6015 We’re test driving a hybrid. 1.1622 0.04314 74 64 9 1
6016 He seems to be having a lot of luck with the Pre-neanderthal diet. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
6017 He'd be a prodigy if he would just strip. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
6018 I told him that didn't look like herbal tonic... 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
6019 Best part is, no one ever sees her stealing bases. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
6020 He has 90 stolen bases - so far. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
6021 I DON'T KNOW HOW HE DOES IT 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
6022 He's our ghost runner. The bat is just a ruse. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6023 I figure once he’s on base he can take off the uniform. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6024 Some days we're just not all there. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
6025 What the?!? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6026 I simply said, "I don't want to see you around here anymore." 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
6027 The absent hooligan Gomer spent his Saturday a loner instead of hitting his famous homer. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6028 I'm thinking pennant... 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6029 Imagine if we could train him to be a pitcher! 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
6030 They just brought him up from Clearwater. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6031 I've never seen him get out! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6032 Has anyone seen Ted? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6033 ...and he's got a younger brother who is even more invisible. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6034 Don't let his nickname 'No hitter' fool you." 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6035 I can't see him hitting in this situation 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
6036 He's playing much better since becoming the Disintegrated Hitter. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
6037 He won’t show his face until they renew his contract. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6038 Our best bet against their Angels in the Outfield is our Ghosts in the Dugout! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6039 I haven't seen him hit yet, but I hear there's not much to him we should worry about. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6040 We've already got a ghost man on third; Simmons can bat for himself. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
6041 As Yogi said, "You don't hit with your face". 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
6042 Coach, this is a Jackie Robinson moment. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6043 At least he doesn't need to wear sunscreen. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6044 We only built part of it, so not all of him came. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6045 Smallest strike-zone in the league since he went on that diet... 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6046 Index finger to nose-ear-nose-forehead means strip off your clothes and steal home. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6047 He's hard to pitch to, mitt size could be anything, and we pay him with a blank check--totally blank. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6048 The Invisible Man told me professional baseball was more profitable. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6049 And we really surprise them when we ask him to take his clothes off. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6050 We've been running out of talent to draft 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6051 this no gender situation has come to a head 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6052 He's a five tool player Can hit,field, throw, act and write. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6053 He seems to be a lightweight but wait till you see him hit. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6054 When I was a child we played baseball with only three players. We needed an invisible runner. He's up from the minors. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6055 If he gets on base, remind him to look out for the hidden ball trick. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6056 Got kicked out of the nudist league for being trans, can you believe it? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6057 We picked him up in Oakland. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6058 It's seeing his hits that matter. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6059 But he keeps the salary cap down. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6060 Who’s up first. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6061 Jake’s playing remote today. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6062 This pitcher likes curveballs-- let's see how he likes this one. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6063 His real talent is stealing bases - you just don’t wanna know how. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6064 Well we don't have to worry about him getting beaned. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6065 He ain't much to look at, but he runs like the wind. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
6066 Strike zone? What strike zone? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6067 I says to him, "All's ya need is a batters helmet." But he's shy.... 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6068 The invisible man serum? Turns out it's not a PED. 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
6069 I'm tellin ya...this new kid's got a lot of spirit! 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6070 He says he was struck on the arm by the pitch. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6071 Do you think it was a good idea to resurrect Babe Ruth? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6072 Which gender identity do we use for the new player ? 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
6073 Honestly, I don't know what the head coach sees in him. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6074 He doesn't wear the other glove , so they don't know where he's aiming. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6075 Bottom of the ninth, two outs and he just disappears. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6076 From what I understand his mother was a major player in vanishing creams and his dad was a ghost writer. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6077 It’s the only thing the team has in common. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6078 Yeah I get that they can never tag him out, but if he scores will the run count? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6079 How does he hold that thing? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6080 No problem as long as he appears during the play-offs 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6081 He doesn’t look like much, but boy, can he hit. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6082 He never looks confident at the plate." 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6083 I couldn’t be sure, so I started showering at home. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6084 I guess he mixed up his tube of Sunscreen with his tube of Vanishing Cream 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6085 It’s one thing to virtually fill the seats… 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6086 He puts his pants on both legs at a time. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6087 Traded the whole team for him but he’s worth it. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6088 He needs to give it his all. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
6089 We had to change his RBI stat to 'Real But Invisible.' 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6090 Most of us gained weight during Covid. Not John! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6091 Yeah — that’s who they’re calling our “secret weapon”… 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
6092 -and then he’ll just strip down and steal third. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
6093 Wait for the hologram, we just got DiMaggio's NFT ! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
6094 They/them are non-binary and MLB+ 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
6095 These days, it's all about the gear. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6096 You cannot tell by looking at him, but he has one heckuva swing. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
6097 We really ARE just rooting for laundry 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
6098 Now, take this kid. Five-skill player? You bet. But I still think he is ahead of his time. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
6099 "He's the most selfless player in the majors." 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6100 The problem with his swing is the pitchers see right through it. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6101 It started when he became our utility infielder. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6102 Just up to bat and already out!" 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6103 He’s literally taken the ‘I’ out of team!. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6104 Yeah, he’s not much to look at. But once he gets on base and sheds the uniform, he can steal bases like a bandit! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6105 He’s not much to look at but he has a mean seeing eye ball! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
6106 This solves a lot of the race and sex issues. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6107 I'ts anyone's game. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6108 I hope the starting pitcher is visible!! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
6109 He's his grandson. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6110 Strangest trade I ever knew: his body goes to St Louis, but his soul stays here. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
6111 He's no Natural 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6112 Are you sure the analytics are telling us to go for a no-hitter? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6113 He's hoping to have a career as a manikin. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6114 At the end I can see the light trough this kid, literally! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6115 The radar gun needs to be recalibrated. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6116 He really helps the guys feel better about themselves in the locker room. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
6117 Ten bucks says the pitcher balks. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
6118 He's always caught stealing first before the pitcher throws the ball, so technically he never makes a plate appearance. Not good for the team but fascinating nevertheless 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
6119 So he struck out Mighty Casey, let's see how he handles Spooky Johnny 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
6120 That’s our ‘player to be named later’ from the Wilson trade. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
6121 He has no political opinions, a manager's dream! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6122 We've never seen anyone like this guy before! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6123 He's waiting to be Designated. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6124 He's our secret weapon. Even we don't know what he looks like. 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
6125 He has as unusual take on being a switch-hitter. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6126 She thought it was the best way to get around the gender thing. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6127 The ref doesn’t look like a dummy to me. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6128 He mouths all the filthy language at the umpires, we wish we could say. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6129 Apparently he was opaque last year in Binghamton. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6130 I know they don’t happen much in baseball, but he’s quite good at face-offs. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6131 I know it goes against the book Charlie. But who says ghost runners can’t run? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6132 « And when we’re pitching, it’s the body that’s visible. » 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6133 He said he just got tired of the pitchers staring him in the eye... 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6134 They will come if you build it. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6135 Word is that he's the John Cena of baseball. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6136 I don't know about your choice for pinch hitter, I don't think he's quite there. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6137 Hey, Coach! I think we actually have a ghost of a chance today. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6138 We’ll, I guess that’s one way to try to shrink the strike zone. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6139 Get ‘em Babe! 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
6140 1) He says he feels fine! 2) Remember when we worried about P.E.D.'s? 2) Not shockingly his hero is P.T. Barnum! 3) That's what 15 years in Triple A does to you! 4) His name-image-likeness (NIL) contracts are going to be epic! 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6141 He's not much to look at, but his batting is outta sight. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6142 Nice kid, but I can't see that he's got what it takes to make a great ball player." 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6143 It's hard to find new recruits these days. 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
6144 I guess it's true, you can see rite through him." At least that's what the scouting report said" 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6145 So, this is how the invisible man gets on second. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6146 And in the locker room, he blends right in. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6147 If anyone is going to streak today,I hope it’s him 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6148 I don't know why he says people treat him like he is invisible! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6149 No hits, no runs, no errors 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6150 Think the “no arms” policies have gone too far? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6151 All sizzle, no steak. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6152 It's simple: If you don't see it, you can't disprove it....works in politics! Home run 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6153 Elvis said he'd only play anonymously 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6154 After his hiatus on strike, Joe now is a ghost of his former self. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6155 Look, it's working; their pitcher already is freaking out! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6156 He is all heart and guts 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6157 He should be a great base stealer. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
6158 If they throw inside at him again the benches are going to clear. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
6159 Who’s gonna fill in for Kowalski? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
6160 People got so used to seeing them lose, they won't even notice our latest budget cuts. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6161 Remember that game seven in the playoffs when we were tied in the bottom of the ninth? He took off his uniform and stole home! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6162 How does he do that?!? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6163 We have him on the team 'cos it's really hard to tag him. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6164 Even if he removes his uniform he won’t be able to steal first base 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6165 You can't see his sixth tool? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6166 on the bright side, he never gets hit by a pitch! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6167 Someone's spending too much time in the metaverse. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6168 He's the best cleanup hitter on the planet! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6169 Could be a good player but so far he's nothing 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
6170 He's not much of a hitter, but he's terrific at stealing. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6171 He got tired of only running the bases. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6172 It used to be that ghosts were just runners on third, but now they do it all. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
6173 You should've seen his face the day we drafted him." 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6174 They'll never see this guy coming. He's a ringer. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6175 Well, at least he won’t get beamed. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6176 Great thing about players from the dead-ball era - they think $500 a year is good money. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6177 He’s got a bright future. Nothing can hold him back. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6178 He's not a complete player yet. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6179 His talent was something that I never saw coming. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6180 He’s a breath of fresh air. Well. Let’s hope he grows on us. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6181 He can no longer hit or field but he still has a great set of legs 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6182 He is a ghost hitter. He cannot strike out 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6183 Seriously, he’s a five tool player. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
6184 I'm tellin' you, he can really clear the bases! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6185 No hits, no runs ,nobody left un Uniform? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6186 They say he's a little distant but a hell of a hitter. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6187 The pitchers really freak out when his arms and head pop out while they're in their windup. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6188 At least he's got spirit! 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6189 Hope this brings some new life to the game! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6190 Marv, you didn't tell me you recruited a super hero! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6191 He's not a complex batter. The pitcher can see right through him. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6192 He's the only Met not yet hit by a pitch. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
6193 He can hit anything, except the showers” 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6194 They told him to knock off a few pounds. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6195 That's the ghost runner, he is use to boos. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
6196 The punchline starts once he get's on base. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6197 With him on the team, I finally realized what the batting glove is for! 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
6198 "Our scouts have never seen anything like him. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
6199 I tell ya, the ghostrunner trick will pay off-trust me 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6200 He’s a terror on prank day 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
6201 His game is all about legerdemain 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
6202 They have no idea how to pitch to him. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
6203 The pundits said we didn't stand a ghost of a chance.... 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6204 He took so much human growth hormone that he achieved Buddhist nirvana. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
6205 Well yes, the invisible man was once a boy! 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
6206 Whattd'ya think of Josh's new sunblock? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6207 Yeah, he's the MVP, but he always disappears for big games. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6208 Yeah I sucked his dick so hard his body left this Earth. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6209 He’s been off lately, but he always comes back. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6210 Probably not the designated runner. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6211 The other team is skins. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6212 Hitting streak? Well, he claims to have fashioned his bat from a lightning-struck tree … oh … he also says he’s cut way back on carbs 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6213 He’s got his game face on today. Looks like Terry means business 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
6214 I heard it's caused by absent father. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6215 They said, "Build it, and they will come. But he still hasn't shown up." 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6216 His parents sold his image to Gerbers when he was a baby so now this is how he looks in public. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6217 What worries me more than his swing is his attitude. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6218 He really is in a League of his Own 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6219 So I says, "Good luck trying to find his strike-zone!" 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6220 I just thought of an underhanded way he could steal second easily. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6221 He's a champion base stealer. Gets naked as he runs. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6222 Well, at least he's pretty good at walks. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6223 Well Skip, this is no different than the pitcher hitting... 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6224 The guys love it when I send her to the showers. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6225 Does he realize that he can still be struck out? The other team can still see his clothes. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6226 When he steals a base, it's kind of creepy. He's out there, and you know he is naked... 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6227 Before the uniform mandate, he led the league in steals. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6228 No one sees or cheers his hits 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6229 They're calling it, Hit-batter Syndrome. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6230 First it was Bill Veeck with Eddie Gaedel and the St. Louis Browns with the Shortest player in Major League Baseball history. Now it's H. G. Welles with this out of sight pinch hitter 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6231 And the ball is invisible too. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6232 You remember that the Phantom of the Opera had a big hit 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6233 Nobody really enjoys baseball. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6234 You know coach in golf you can have a handy cap, but in baseball the other team can see through him .... 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6235 I think the kid's name is Ralph Ellison 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6236 When we recruited him, we weren't sure he'd see it through. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6237 Johnson's taking our new "clear your mind" hitting strategy to a whole new level. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6238 I don't get it, any reasonable scientist will tell you he's blind as a bat up there with those invisible corneas. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6239 I told him to put his head in the game and he took it literally! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6240 I tell you, they are bringing these guys up from the minors before they are fully ready. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6241 If he hits a home run in the metaverse, does it still count here in reality? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6242 Whoa, that guy's crazy! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6243 He hits an invisible home run whenever he’s at bat! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6244 It would be better if they would let him play naked 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
6245 He says he's very successful at stealing 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
6246 ...so that's why we can't trade him. Also,he's invisible. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
6247 I figured making him invisible would help him steal bases. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
6248 The way this pitcher is throwing, I don't think it matters. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
6249 Wait til you see him in front of the Green Wall” 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
6250 I beg he’s not gonna hurt himself. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6251 I told him, 'The Big Leagues will never take a look at you if you're only ever a ghost runner.' 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6252 Too bad we've got a domed stadium. Thompson really needs to get out in the sun more. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6253 You shoulda seen him when he was playing naked. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6254 When she’s on deck she is so focused it’s like she gets into herself and everything disappears. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6255 He’s especially good at playing ghost-man-on-second. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6256 Turns out "Invincible Bob" was a product of the Scout`s auto-correction. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6257 I guess nobody told the rookie that the lockout's over... 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6258 He's just not putting enough of himself into the game. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6259 It's our defense against the beanball. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6260 No one’s ever given himself up to the game like Mack. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6261 He’s sad because he can’t see his parents in the bleachers. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6262 Not much of a fielder, but he's damn hard to pitch to. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6263 Our scouts are great at recruiting these hard to find players. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6264 Takes a pitch like a champ. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6265 When he takes his clothes off, he has no problem stealing second base 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6266 According to Analytics, it's our only chance to win. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6267 How bout that blonde at the bar last night? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6268 Sure, he came from Macy’s but our new Manager gonna help our brand 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6269 And so I told him, "Use your arms to get a-head of the game" 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6270 The team needs to find another laundry, too much starch. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6271 He's really good at stealing bases. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6272 So you're ".... and so, technically, he has no strike zone." 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6273 I thought all the suits were in the owner's suite. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6274 just wait till he leaves his clothes with the 1st base coach and steals second 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6275 Johnny’s still locked out—— of his uniform. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6276 It’s a uniform in search of a player who can reach first base for less than $1,000,000. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6277 He proves there is no I in TEAM. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6278 He led the league in stolen bases until they made him start wearing his uniform. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6279 Run! It's UFO again! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6280 He was all elbows until he got cancelled. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6281 He's been practicing nonattachment. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6282 Affirmative action for the invisible… 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6283 And no pitcher can stare him down... 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6284 Trust me, he’s an out of sight pinch hitter! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6285 We’re grooming him as a ghost runner. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6286 Once he learns to toss his uniform when rounding first he will lead the league in steals! 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
6287 Why he insists on being “Bat Boy” is beyond me. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
6288 Without the uniform we wouldn't know if he was at the plate! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6289 #42 would love this!!! 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
6290 He's like Hollow Man." "Who?" "Hollow Man. With Kevin Bacon." "So it's a movie?" "Yeah it was like about these guys who perfected invisibility and it made a guy crazy or whatever." "Oh. Yeah I never saw it." "Yeah it wasn't very good. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
6291 His baseball card sales are nonexistent. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6292 Few batter can see the ball, but this turns that on its head. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6293 We got nothing at bat. We gotta keep looking for new batters! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6294 Good ballplayer, but watch out for him in the showers. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
6295 Coach said he'd grow into them 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6296 I doubt they'll see this coming. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6297 This next hitter is a really good baseball player, but it has nothing to do with him being invisible. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6298 To boot, the pitcher is a seeing eye dog! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6299 I think he needs to be identified! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6300 He may not be much to look at, but he's great at stealing bases. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
6301 The beauty is that with no head, he doesn't over think anything. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6302 One thing's for sure, he'll never get hit by a pitch! 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6303 So, what position does this Adam Smith play? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6304 Elon Musk is trying to take over the franchise." 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6305 He negotiated a compromise since we began working in hybrid--he suits up only every other game. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6306 Win or lose, we’re getting great ratings on ESPN. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6307 He's trying to pull the 'hidden batter' trick. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6308 No one will know if he bats everytime 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6309 Pablo decided to work from home today,he 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6310 He has the lowest hit-by-pitch rating in the league. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6311 My father wanted me to join the family burglary business, but my dream is to steal home. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6312 Longer socks perhaps? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6313 His defense has remained solid,but his offense has disappeared 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6314 Steal 2nd? Have him strip down and steal home. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
6315 Batter, batter - rapture! 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6316 The umps have a tougher time calling a hit batsman. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
6317 I’ve heard of a ghost runner, but this is ridiculous” 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6318 The best part? He's really good-looking. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6319 Their pitcher said he wants a no-hitter. Let's see how he likes Jeff. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6320 Heʻs a terror on the base paths and in the showers. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6321 When he’s naked, he can steal more bases than anyone. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6322 I can hardly wait for this face off. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6323 Looks like he’s been on the internet too long again! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6324 When Davis bats lefty, he's hitting. .278, when he bats righty, he's hitting .247, but when he's invisible, he's hitting .363. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6325 Ever since we took away the trash can they play like a bunch of empty suits. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6326 He's my heads-on favorite 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6327 The batting coach thinks vanishing cream will shrink their strike zone. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
6328 MVP? Nah...I can't see it 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
6329 Johnson really isn't into the game today! 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
6330 He can avoid interviews whenever he wants. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6331 Trust me, with Jimmy’s swing, they’ll never see it coming 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
6332 Our switch hitter sometimes gets stuck. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
6333 Who needs signals when you've got total transparency. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6334 His agent advised him against selling the exclusive rights to his likeness. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
6335 We’re waiting for the next draft pick. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6336 I can’t put a name to his face 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
6337 The invisible man meets Major League Baseball…There go our RBIs! 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
6338 And yet the pitcher still managed to hit him! 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
6339 The D.E.I. reps saw right through him. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
6340 The other team won't see him coming. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
6341 I guess he can't be seen playing games during the workday by his wife.... 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
6342 At long last, --a pronoun we might live with. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6343 He's good but we had to trade the Flash and two semi-heroes for him. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6344 That new vanishing cream really works. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6345 These gender identities are baffling to me 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6346 That no-hitter really went to his head. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6347 He's a pitcher's worse nightmare; a really small strike zone 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6348 His change-up is invisible- 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6349 Our opponents never see him coming. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6350 Outside of baseball, I don't see much of him. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6351 Man alive—if not a dugout, this guy's gonna need a hideout. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6352 baseball, still trying to make it interesting 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6353 If the pitcher hits him, the spell is over. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6354 I told you that 'ghost runner' rule was a slippery slope. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
6355 She had a lot of trouble with acceptance until she got those treatments. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6356 He's not nearly a shell of the player he used to be. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6357 I'm still not sure what Coach sees in him! 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6358 Unbelievable? Wait until you see his on-base percentage. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6359 I got a hold of Marlene at Make-A-Wish". She said they're still chipping away at the pandemic backlog" 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
6360 He lost it in the sun. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6361 Pound for pound, our offensive production is off the charts. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
6362 He's got talent, but he has trouble keeping his head in the game. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6363 He completely lost himself in this series. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6364 He's very shy and always wants to disappear before a crowd. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6365 Best player I never saw! 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6366 Wait’ll you see how well he steals bases. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6367 He is banned by Tweeter! so, he is playing incognito! 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
6368 I hope he hits better then he looks 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6369 I told the rookies to transparently crowd the plate. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6370 I heard his dad broke the color barrier! 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6371 What a teammate, he puts his whole heart & sole into the game! 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
6372 At least he tested negative for steroids! -Hamish Crawford, Victoria, Canada 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6373 Well, statistically-speaking, he's still a real unknown ... 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6374 I think we need a pinch-hitter! 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6375 It’s gonna be a tough year, we just don’t have enough arms. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6376 He's always said that he loses himself in this game. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6377 End of the world today when Babe arrives 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
6378 We all saw the designated hitter in National League coming, but the designated invisible man? Who could've predicted he/she/they? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
6379 Yea, we’re still waiting for the guy to report from triple A, but we needed a DH now. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
6380 What, you didn’t recognize Pale Dale now that he shaved the beard? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
6381 At least she doesn’t burn the bats like her brother 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
6382 He lost a lot of weight in the offseason. And he bought the ol' Johnson aardvark farm off of Route 81. Bought it as a wedding gift for his sister. My parents used to take me out there. I always got to pick the one we'd bring home for dinner. Burrrrp! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6383 Cheapest player in the league...his paychecks are written in invisible ink. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6384 You remember Bill...we traded him for a player to be named. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6385 He thinks he can steal first. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
6386 He has such a positive body image, doesn't he? 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
6387 Yeah, he got a little carried away with the tattoo-removal cream. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6388 But, he's a terror on the bases. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
6389 Before he put on that uniform, I had never seen him hit 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
6390 He strips naked when he gets to first, so he leads the league in stolen bases. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6391 In the Age of Covid, thank God for ghost runners! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
6392 He wants to bat, he’s tired of being a pinch runner. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
6393 I did tell him to put some air under his swing. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6394 The new diversity program includes pookas. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
6395 Shyest rookie we've ever had." 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
6396 I'm telling you Derrick, his body may be missing, but not a single hit missed! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6397 45 minutes w/King Bczzar. Google it ! 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
6398 I didn't know we had to use a real ghost as a ghost runner. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
6399 Whose the new guy? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6400 H.G.'s been on a tear! 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
6401 He wanted to play naked, but MLB ruled against it, citing "unfair advantage". 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
6402 Well Coach,any idea about what could be causing this latest slump? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6403 Even my uniform can play better than him. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
6404 At least he’s never struck out looking 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6405 Time to send in our pinch-me-I'm-dreaming hitter. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
6406 Can you see him hitting a home run? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6407 He's the extra-innings ghost runner on second. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6408 I'll bet that's the last time he'll ghost any friends. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6409 He didn't show up for spring training again. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
6410 I had to put him in, he threatened to stalk! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
6411 Talk about an empty suit! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6412 Be extra careful in the steam room after the game. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6413 Batting's okay, but hoe about if he takes off his uniform to run the bases? 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
6414 He has the record for stolen bases. I’m glad we drafted a nudist. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6415 the guest team will not see him hitting the ball, he is the invisble man. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
6416 Pitchers can't find his strike zone. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
6417 He was in charge of bringing the snacks. Do you think he forgot? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6418 This year’s new rule… the disintegrated hitter 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6419 He's a great team mate. In the clubhouse, you never know he's there. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6420 I hear he originally tried out for the colored league. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
6421 Reggie felt much more welcome on the team after glitching Zoom backgrounds - and several other aspects of the pandemic as well - gave his teammates more empathy for his experience. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
6422 Who says we don’t have a face of baseball? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6423 He can hit it out of his skin. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
6424 He gets "a head" with a single 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
6425 Before becoming a position player, he was a pitcher with the best spitball in the game. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
6426 The invisibility thing is only to hide his nerves” 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
6427 He used to bat without the uniform. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
6428 Rest in peace, Shoeless Joe Jackson. Welcome, Joeless Joe Jackson. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
6429 We got him SPF 400, 'cause he's a burner. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
6430 He doesn't look great now, but wait 'til he's warmed. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
6431 As a player you can't see anything wrong with him physically, and his head is clear. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
6432 Middle kid in the middle of the line up. Always a hit. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
6433 I hope they don't place restrictions on ghost hitters. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
6434 He's done 800 contests and nobody knows what he looks like. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
6435 He is even better on defense—they hit where he isn’t 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
6436 He's fanatical about controlling ALL of his own content. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
6437 He holds the record for faces stolen. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
6438 The medium says it’s Bill Buckner. He feels like he has some unfinished business. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
6439 I sure hope that pitcher plans on doctoring the ball. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
6440 He's the third order of simulacra to step up to the plate tonight! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
6441 Being invisible should help him steal bases. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
6442 His last date ghosted him. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
6443 Light hitter. Dangerous in the shower. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
6444 Maybe he was too vigorous when I said you are hitting clean up! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
6445 We see a lot of potential in him 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
6446 How much ya wanna bet it’s gonna be a no-hitter? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
6447 Told him to change his grip. Just not sure he's listening. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
6448 They say his name wouldn’t sell but he go a great offer for his image”. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
6449 Claude Rains, eat your heart out! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
6450 The official scorer says it still counts as a plate appearance. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
6451 So I told our scout, "find me someone with spirit." 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
6452 I said steal the base not the batter. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
6453 You'd never know by his batting average. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
6454 They always have trouble finding his strike zone. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
6455 Has anybody ever seen him hit yet? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
6456 It was the invisible kid's make-a-wish 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
6457 I hear he's very good in rainy weather. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
6458 The League only makes him wear it at bat so the umps can make their calls. Once he's on base, though, it's "Look out, Rickey Henderson!". 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
6459 Move your arms, your bat will follow 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
6460 If they get two strikes on him, he takes off his clothes. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
6461 I heard they’re gonna get to play him in his biopic. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
6462 They'll never see this one coming. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
6463 Remember when we were little kids playing back yard ball and we had to have ghost runners? Well ........ 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
6464 When he running the bases, you can't see his feet either. 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
6465 And she even signed her contract with invisible ink. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
6466 Yea he's a vacancy sub 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
6467 Well, ever since they banned cheating, we've been pulling out all the stops. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
6468 It’s impossible to read his signals. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
6469 We can see that invisible guy. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
6470 He's one of my obscure selections from this year's draft. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
6471 Pinch hitter got wiped out! Poor guy! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
6472 It’s a long season, the player we thought we traded for should show up! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
6473 His parents are both mathematicians who also believe in imaginary numbers. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
6474 Funny how he leads the league in seeing eye base hits. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
6475 His name is Sam Wheat. Used to be into pottery. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
6476 I told him he doesn't need to do that - that Jakcie already broke the color barrier for him. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
6477 His upside is also invisible. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
6478 His batting average's .000% 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
6479 The one thing Congress can agree on - his career should disappear 1.1493 0.03836 67 58 9 0
6480 You can’t see him either, right? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
6481 I heard the ump say, "he ain't nothing 'til he hits it." 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
6482 The rules don't say nothin' about magic elixir. 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
6483 "He's our best no designated hitter 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
6484 Y'know, without his face he kinda looks like a duck! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
6485 Don’t you know? He is our phantom player. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
6486 Last thing I heard him say was , ‘Beam me up, Scottie!’ 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
6487 It's hard to see why any team would want to trade him. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
6488 When I look at a person,I don't see color 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
6489 They say he’s a glove, stick, no brains type of player 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
6490 Do you think He's going Commando? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
6491 Send in Crazy-legs McGee, they'll never see him coming. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
6492 He claims the pitch hit him, then he strips down and steals his way back to home. 1.1481 0.05550 54 46 6 1
6493 He's a shadow of the player he used to be. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6494 They used to be a Supreme Court justice. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6495 I’m liking this new ghost man on second rule. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6496 23 years in the Bigs, and he's never been hbp. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6497 Now, if he didn't have to wear a uniform there's no base he couldn't steal. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6498 Our No-Show Joe... but since it's opening day, we'll let him bat and take him out in the 2nd 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6499 Empty suits are now everywhere 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
6500 I should be playing, coach! He's out before he even gets to the plate! 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6501 Descartes head is just not in the game. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6502 He's more like the Claude Rains movie than the Ralph Ellison book. Good teammate in the club house, always prepared, thrives in a supporting role. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
6503 His strike zone is minuscule. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
6504 He throws a nothing ball that's really something! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6505 They would be even faster if their legs were a little lighter. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6506 Can you believe she wanted the same salary as a man? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
6507 The talent is there Bob, but I’m tellin’ ya, the kid just disappears in the postseason. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6508 He shows no fear in the batter's box. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6509 and he gets a big bonus if he appears in an All-Star game. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6510 That why his jersey number is #. 1.1477 0.04992 88 79 5 4
6511 He’s been playing out of sight lately. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6512 The Yankees had already signed The Flash." Lloyd Berkowitz, Boca Rato 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6513 It's not my fault he took "put your head in the game" this seriously. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6514 That’s the worst case of stats I’ve ever seen! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6515 Look, I care about team spirit as much as the next guy. But I wish he'd get his batting average up. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6516 Ghost hitter, why not, there's ghost everything else. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6517 He is part of the driverless automobile 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6518 His batting average has gone to his head. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6519 Powerful Ball! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6520 I thought pinch-hitting was out 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6521 Management is trying to phase him out a little at a time. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6522 Your ex wife is pretty. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6523 He's clearly in the zone. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6524 Watch him steal second base 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6525 Fortunately, she loves tights, so the strike zone is covered. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6526 In Russia, ball keeps its eye on you! 1.1475 0.06112 61 55 3 3
6527 You think it's ok to call him a designated hitter? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6528 I guess analytics has finally reached the point of vanishing returns. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6529 I’m telling yeah this guy eager, never seen nuthin like him, before or since 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6530 It's new this year - the undesignated hitter. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6531 On deck, but he doesn’t stand a ghost of a chance. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6532 He’s still reeling from the phantom double play 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6533 He's already got a no hitter. Now he wants a no batter... 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6534 He's a designated runner. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6535 Why is Casper in the bull pen? Either Banquo or Jacob Marley should take the field. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6536 I know you haven’t been a fan of ghost runners, but just wait ‘till you see Babe at bat 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6537 This guy's got some power. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
6538 Half our players are on the disabled list. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
6539 He is russian. They'd deny he'd ever played here. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
6540 He always has a hard time keeping his eye on the ball. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
6541 He really didn't want to come today, anyway. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
6542 I thought the scout said he was invincible. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
6543 He/she's paid in crypto. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
6544 Just be glad he quit chewing tobacco. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
6545 And he does NOT appear on the payroll 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
6546 He holds the safety record for the fewest injuries in the entire league. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
6547 He hasn't been hit by a pitch in weeks. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
6548 She bats 316 and is a great role model for trans-visible. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
6549 Ready for the magic! Guy’s the greatest switch hitter you’ll ever see. 1.1471 0.04807 68 58 8 1
6550 Maybe he's the one who can get a hit off that invisible pitcher. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
6551 Lose the uniform, and he could steal home! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
6552 Now I get why us ballplayers are so superstitious! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
6553 Do you think we should tell him to lean into the pitch? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
6554 Talk about The Invisible Man…you ain’t seen nothing till you see the Invisible Batsman! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
6555 He explained his point of view in detail, but I just couldn't see it. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
6556 Believe it or not he is still batting over 300. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
6557 That Batter is out of Sight 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
6558 I wonder if he also wears see-through pajamas. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
6559 Another newbie with hidden talents. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
6560 He takes the extra-innings “ghost runner” rule to a whole new level. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
6561 He's a new prospect, Hamlet. He came up through the Danish leagues. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
6562 He's supposedly a really ghoul hitter. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
6563 He just doesn't seem to be his old self 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
6564 And she thought leaving her left glove off would make her invisible! 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
6565 You can't win unless you "connect" the bat and ball 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
6566 Shoeless Joe is trying something different. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
6567 Is his base stealing technique unorthodox? Sure. Does he get on base? You bet he does! 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
6568 its the randomizer player 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
6569 So… you think his dick’s out rn? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6570 They say his uniform becomes him. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6571 Hope Ed doesn’t get a sunburn today, he’s been renovating the inside of his house for so long he’s as pale as a ghost. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6572 You said you wanted more no hitters this year. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6573 Not a bad prospect, but he's never hit a seeing-eye single. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
6574 I'm so proud our team is the first ever to field an invisible minority. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6575 Is our "player-to-be-named-later here yet? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6576 Hank really needs to get his head in the game. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6577 Not a great hitter, but his on-base-percentage is crazy” 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6578 Invincible”! No, you idiot: “Invisible”! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6579 Once he gets on base he'll strip right down. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6580 When it comes to batting statistics he is utterly transparent. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6581 Nah, Dave, you can call this guy the most vile shit. He ain't got no visible ears so how would he hear it? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6582 Only in FL with the new Do Not Say Gay law ! 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
6583 If the uniforms weren’t mandated, we would’ve won by now. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6584 Apparently he's really unbelievable in water sports 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6585 Did you hear about Jimmy and Milly? They got engaged… 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6586 He's clearly the league's best hitter. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6587 He has zero strikes per plate appearance. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6588 He can even steal home, but he can only slide twice! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6589 Super fast! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6590 Too bad he has to wear a uniform. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6591 This kid's got game, he runs like the wind 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6592 They’re called breasts and we all have them. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6593 Best Bitcoin we ever spent. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6594 I know right! He signs his name 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6595 Not much of a hitter, but that have his baseball card in the MoMA 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6596 If you can't see 'im you can't hit 'im. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6597 The invisible man is now playing baseball!! 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
6598 Makes the highlight reel every time. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6599 The toughest part was finding a uniform that fit him 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6600 I heard that he’s the fastest player no one has ever seen. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6601 Invisibility cloak 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6602 He's been ghosting the plate all season. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6603 He's probably our best chance! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6604 You seen his rookie card? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6605 Of course, the league had to have a meeting to reconsider the strike zone. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6606 Can't wait to see him take off his uniform when he gets on based. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6607 Well, stealing signs is going to be a to do. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6608 The front office says he's done wonders for our payroll. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6609 And so I asked myself, "Why not a mock player?" 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6610 The kid comes to practice every day with a new reason for being late. But, I see right through him. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6611 He’s our new ghost runner but we never use him as pinch hitter cause never gets on base by being hit with balls. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
6612 And even more amazing, he leads the league in being hit by pitches. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
6613 He’ll be a slugger once we get the loose ends together 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6614 You could have seen him at Double A Altoona 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6615 Our new cleansing cream sponsor seems to be doing the job. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6616 So I said, “you definitely don’t look like the chewing tobacco type” 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6617 Our ghost runner is working about as well as well as that mustache is working for you. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
6618 See, I told you that minor problem would be forgotten after his second home run.” 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6619 So ... does he strip when he steals bases? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
6620 He was invisible until we started using Moneyball data. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
6621 The ghost-man-on-third from our backyard wiffle-ball game turned out to be a pretty clutch player on the team." 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6622 What do you think of our new see-through uniforms? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
6623 Shame is invisible. 1.1449 0.05172 69 60 6 2
6624 He wanted to make his base-stealing more challenging. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
6625 He is fast on the base paths. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
6626 Before they changed the rule about about playing in uniform, he led the league in stolen bases. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6627 He's a sucker for a high and inside ball 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6628 In a league full of personalities, it’s refreshing to see a star steer clear of the cameras and just play the game. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
6629 You know baseball, you're nothing without the uniform. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
6630 He is paid to hit, run and score, but not be be seen, it's in a hidden paragraph in his contract. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
6631 It's better to strike out than to fade away... 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
6632 He leads the league in getting hit by the pitch. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
6633 USE BOTH HANDS 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
6634 There seems to be a part of his game missing. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6635 I never thought I would witness a no-hitter. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
6636 The pitcher is supposedly unhittable. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
6637 Even with the DH, there's still quite a bit of strategy still left in the game. I mean we still have service time manipulation. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6638 Ghost runners are great. The other team doesn't know we already have the bases loaded! 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
6639 Hey Bob -- Look! Someone figured out how to erase all his skin! What color do you think it used to be? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6640 Can’t catch this. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
6641 Stan, has an obvious advantage over the visible players but they are really sensitive about it. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6642 If he gets to first base, I told him to take his clothes off an run the bases. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
6643 You don't know how easy this makes endorsement deals. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
6644 I don't understand why some say he disappears in the big games. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6645 This is why I hate the designated hitter. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
6646 Spirit of the game 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
6647 His batting average is almost as invisible as he is. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
6648 You wouldn’t believe how many times he claims to be hit by a pitch. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
6649 I heard the lawyers and agents compromised. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
6650 He's our answer to Ghost Guns. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6651 The brushback pitch won’t faze him”. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6652 This is what we mean by “ uniformity” 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
6653 It's okay, New Yorker comics don't need to be clever anymore. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
6654 The only chance for the Orioles to pull out a win was to bring back Babe Ruth but all he is hitting is dead balls. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
6655 He'll be back in a second. He just needed a really quick stop in the men's room. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
6656 Now I’ve seen everything! First, the murder of Natalie Wood at Sea by her husband Robert Wagner, and now this ghost or whatever! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
6657 Wait until you see how he steals third 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
6658 Classic game of shirts vs. skins. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6659 Transparency has added a lot of respect to baseball. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
6660 Using that TV green screen really works. It even looks like there's a fenced in, empty field BEHIND us. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
6661 Out of the park? I didn’t see it after he hit it after home plate. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
6662 He’s a ringer. They’ll never see it coming. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6663 Have you seen the new mascot? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6664 Remember Shoeless Joe? This is headless and armless Jack! He is our best pinch-hitter - pitchers find it impossible to read him. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
6665 We traded him for a player to be named later... 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
6666 Bob and Ted say they see the real me…but they don’t. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
6667 Okay, who's idea was it to bring Jackie Robinson back from the grave? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
6668 Of course he’s the shell of the player he once was.. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
6669 Twelve years in the league and he’s never Been hit by a pitch. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
6670 He's trying to get over his shyness. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
6671 He's the spirit of the World Series. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
6672 I'm getting some great intel from the showers. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6673 A bit surprising to see him ghosting before even making it on base. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
6674 He's was one of "Shoeless" Joe Jackson's buddies back in the day. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
6675 I can tell we’re in a real position to win this game. With both arms and my head to go, it all comes down to strategy. Let’s get out there and throw some strikes! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
6676 Our mascot reminds me of some of our players--no hit, no field and no brains. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
6677 He wants it to be harder for the pitcher to hit him. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
6678 The coach says one power hitter with a stupid mustache is enough. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
6679 He couldn't hit a T-ball when he was alive, but now, as our starting ghost-man he's batting .310! 1.1429 0.04444 63 53 9 0
6680 Don't you just love the latest addition to our roster? His name is Pick: Draft Pick. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
6681 We kept him on the team even though the Rules eliminated the ghost runner. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
6682 He used to just fly around the bases. He's notched it up! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
6683 Imagine what Bill Veeck would do with this kid!! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
6684 Omg ! he was right he is the great-great-grandson of The Flash ! 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
6685 You see, the idea here is that he's invisible. Still a horrible ball player - but he's invisible. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
6686 Don't worry, he can still hit. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
6687 He’ll never find his glove. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6688 Another season in Trippel A and he should be able to fill those shoes. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6689 I quit! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
6690 I'm still haunted by the ghost runner we put in last night. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6691 He's been ghosted by the shortstop. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
6692 Brilliant idea Boss, it makes us 100% compliant with every “..ism”. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
6693 Holds the record for most 'hit by pitch.' 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
6694 Close to retirement,Lefty decided professional polo would be his golden years thing. He transitioned to righty. His team mates and fans ghosted him! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
6695 Only one batter's glove. That scares me. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6696 I don’t see him lasting the season. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
6697 Bill,what happened to your head? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
6698 The scouts say this one is really something. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
6699 Turns out being the only ‘ghost pinch-runner’ in baseball didn’t work out for him, go figure… But he’s got the prettiest swing you’ll ever see 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
6700 He's a great hitter but a little challenging in the showers. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
6701 Casey? Haven't seen him lately. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
6702 That sportswriter keeps claiming he has hardly seen him in this series, but the manager has put him in every game. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
6703 Is a drag bunt down the first base line out of the question? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
6704 Management insists on being inclusive, but we ran out of visible minorities. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
6705 He keeps muttering about Ralph Ellison. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
6706 And he's never been tagged out. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
6707 He thought a home run meant a run home! 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
6708 He's not much to look at, but he's never been tagged out. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
6709 He gets hit a lot, so we get a lot of walks. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
6710 We sure as heck didn't see him coming... 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6711 I just don't see him making it in this league. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6712 the team's all spirit! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6713 Talk about that arm! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6714 It’s worth a try Skipper. We haven’t put anybody on base all game. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
6715 Boy, depersonalization really worked this time! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
6716 It's amazing how the other teams always underestimate him. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6717 Let's face it, we don't like him. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
6718 Looks like the league brought the Ghost Runner back for another year... 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
6719 He’s a little stiff. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6720 He told me he was a very stealthy player... 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
6721 He almost became our designated hitter. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
6722 Steroids? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
6723 I saw him in the shower. Oddly, only his hemorrhoids are visible. I offered him preparation H, but he declined and mumbled something about it being his north star. 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
6724 Palest-skinned, young talent I’ve ever drafted. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
6725 I think that’s the old hidden body trick. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6726 So this is what management meant when they said they were going to cut the wage bill ? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6727 Genetic engineering for the new strike zone. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
6728 I don’t see color. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
6729 If you strike me out, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
6730 If he'd ditch the shoes and uniform he would be a shoo in to steal home. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6731 Remind me to not let him drink evaporated milk before the game.” Jody Schottenfels West Bloomfield, M 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6732 I just noticed him 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6733 He's our secret weapon. No one sees him comin'. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6734 Perfect! No one will suspect he's a Gray. 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
6735 Not sure how she does it, but she swings a mean bat! 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
6736 Waiting to exist 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6737 It keeps the spare parts really handy. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
6738 It's hard to believe he's been accused of sign stealing. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
6739 Looks like Griffin forgot his KT tape. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6740 Well, will ya look at that, Johnny finally came out to play. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6741 picked him up off rule 5 of the Special Olympics 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6742 of corse too you so 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6743 He gets thrown at a lot but he never gets hit. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6744 It is a statement on inclusivity. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6745 Do you know him? 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
6746 He really wants to be a piece of the action. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6747 As a free agent he just signed with the Florida Nudes. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
6748 Remember ghost runners? I thought, "What if they could bat?" Joel Bartow, Parkland, FL 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
6749 Of course the pitcher will try to hit him! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
6750 I've never seen a hitter this good 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
6751 He's our extra innings "ghost runner". 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
6752 He's beyond our league. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 5 1
6753 Nobody is better! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
6754 The labor shortage means we get less developed players coming up from the Minors. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
6755 Good thing about invisible pinch hitters you can always use them in a pinch 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
6756 He said he wanted an Easy Out clause. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
6757 And when he gets on base he takes off his uniform and steals second, third, and home!!! 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
6758 Bright kid with bum knees, leaves his glove and hat on the bench during the national anthem. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
6759 Hopefully, invisible man on first. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
6760 He's got much more than a ghost of a chance of hitting a home run. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
6761 This season's new Invisible Hitter rule may be a game changer. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
6762 He’s typically our designated ghost runner. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
6763 A decent catcher but his signals are transparent, and his batting pales in comparison. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
6764 Since Sven started steroids, we just can't look him in the eyes. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
6765 No wonder they call him the Phantom Slugger. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
6766 "He's a specialist in the hidden ball trick. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
6767 He had to run home, he'll be back in a jiffy. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
6768 I’ve never seen anyone sent down to the minors that quickly. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
6769 Musk bought him and deleted him. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
6770 You never know who'll show up at Field of Dreams. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
6771 I can see us winning this game. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
6772 He's not quite ready for a double header. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6773 I think somebody threw in a ringer. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6774 But what pronoun am I suppose to use? 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
6775 The pitcher will never locate his strike zone. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6776 What were you smokin’ when you traded for him? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6777 You should have seen him play without the uniform! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6778 I can never tell if he finds it funny, but on a hits I call out "Who's on first?". 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6779 They add it digitally now. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6780 Apparently he had a face off over some hand outs. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6781 At least the media can't follow him after games. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6782 It's too easy to spot his plays - they see right through him 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
6783 Just wait until you don't see him run the bases. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
6784 What, you never had an invisible man on second when you were a kid? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
6785 Batter up-load. 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
6786 Doc couldn't find anything wrong with him. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
6787 He's been a ghost of himself at the plate lately 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
6788 You GOT i: 'woo-woo WEIRD!' " Outa some kinda future see-thru sculpty stuff. So kids'll wanna stand behind it, yellin: 'No, I"M the Greatest Home Run Hitter EVER!' " ..."More like the Invisible Snowman." 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
6789 they're really resorting to some weeeeeiird stuff in major league baseball. 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
6790 Accident with one of those ghost guns. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
6791 We got this. The pitcher is thrown off by left handed batters 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
6792 It’s the latest thing. He’s a ghost batter and you can actually print one if you have the right printer. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
6793 I just don't see him getting on base 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
6794 We brought him up from the farm specifically to haunt this pitcher. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
6795 Don’t worry - there are 50 hamsters in there. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
6796 That was a fast ball , a cutter and change up for that at bat 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
6797 The owner just paid two fraudsters a ridiculous amount of money for this new player and no-one wants to tell him ... Y'know... 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
6798 He can hit the ball like it’s nothing 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
6799 New agreement between owners and players allows no-shows for doubleheaders. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
6800 Personally, I don't see him playing baseball for long. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
6801 His TikTok videos are killer. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
6802 He showed up in a sheet but my spare uniform fits perfectly 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
6803 This guy can steal like nobody’s business” 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
6804 He did such a good job as a ghost runner that we decided to make him a ghost hitter. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
6805 He figures they can't call him out if they can't see his strike zone. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
6806 He's unhappy with the salary negotiations, but really loves his teammates, so he's here in spirit. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
6807 I’m telling you they are the next Jackie Robinson. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
6808 Babe Ruth meets Caper the Ghost 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
6809 When you gotta show up but you’re just mentally somewhere else 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6810 He is a heck of a pitcher too! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6811 The new owners have been pretty transparent with their spendings. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
6812 Yah I know,but you should see how fast he runs 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6813 Kevin Bacon thought Hollow Man III auditions were today. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6814 No hitter! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6815 I guess they weren’t kidding when they said the players feel invisible. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6816 "No one can pitch Lefty, he's an introvert." 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6817 I have noticed his: "none for fours" have increased. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6818 There are no dirty looks, no back talk and he scratches left handed. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6819 They recruited him for the dream team. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6820 You think "invisible baseball player" is causing a lot of heated arguments, just wait until they all find out that she's a woman. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6821 He got caught stealing a base. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6822 Wow; this team's three strikes rule is no joke. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6823 We're going to need the "Player to be Named Later" to get here soon. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6824 He is out there somewhere practicing stealing bases” 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6825 It's ready for the next draft 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6826 Well, we're still better than the Rockies 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6827 The other team won’t know what hit them. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6828 He signed up with a different outfit. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6829 We took him on because he's got good legs. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6830 So this is what the universal Disappearing Hitter looks like. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6831 That's the only way to see his strike zone, and besides, it's chilly. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6832 I hate to say it, but he's not even a shadow of his former self. He used to be a really solid lead off hitter. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
6833 It’s impossible to find a good bass player.” 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6834 ''It's good to have non-existent people finally being represented in baseball.'' 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6835 Why is he showing his legs? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6836 I hear he's a real prankster in the locker room. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6837 I am telling you, this new sunscreen is going to do us wonders. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
6838 What are the odds it's a no-hitter? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6839 I'm sorry. You simply cannot bat clean up from home! 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6840 He heard that Jenna Bush Yeager was doing an interview here, then; poof, he was gone. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6841 You might wanna clean the home-plate if he strikes out! 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6842 No, no no There’s no Invisibility in baseball 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6843 Who, What, and I Don't Know have the bases loaded. Now it's up to I Can't See to bring them all home. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6844 I miss Naked-Jeff, but I am happy gets hit less by balls. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6845 I can't see him for third base. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6846 It's a side effect of COVID hibernation. He lost all coloration with his excessive quarantine practices. But he did stay safe which enables him to be with us today. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
6847 He has no trouble breaking curfew. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
6848 I heard he’s related to Shoeless Joe Jackson. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
6849 Just when you think you've seen everything.... 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
6850 ghost batter makes ghost cake 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
6851 Casey's just not there when you need him. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6852 With free agency they're really just rooting for the uniform anyway. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6853 He's a no-name rookie, but they say he can hit. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6854 The crowd laughed when he stepped up to the plate. And when he went 0 for 5, fell going back to the dugout twice and punched the plate umpire in the nose the crowd kept on laughing. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6855 Opposing pitchers have trouble locating his head. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
6856 He’s the latest recruit from the A.I. Fantasy Baseball League. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6857 Now that invisibility is legal, every celebrity will want the procedure. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6858 I don't know how the scouts do it, but I love this kid's attitude. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6859 Some said he didn't have a ghost of a chance for the majors. Look at him now. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6860 His clothes fall off after he rounds first base. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
6861 I've heard of a double-header, but we don't even have one! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
6862 …otherwise they say they can’t count his home runs 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
6863 He’s a lousy hitter, but he’s a hoot in the locker room. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
6864 Disappointment Hopes... 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
6865 Management did say that our players should be diverse, but this is too much!!! 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
6866 This is what the whole designated hitter rule was made for. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
6867 First ghost runners, now this. What will the owners think of next to cut salaries? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
6868 His hitting game is really starting to emerge. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
6869 It's an old trick: pretend you're Ty Cobb or di Maggio. Ghosts of batters past...the other team freaks out! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
6870 He'd be a nightmare stealing bases if they finally let us play naked. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
6871 We just picked him up from the Angels. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6872 I think we need to send up a pinch hitter for our designated hitter. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6873 When he takes off his uniform, he showers in the girls locker room 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6874 That’s why they changed from the Imperials to the Invisibles. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6875 I patted his fanny for good luck. I don't know why. It's just something baseball players do. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6876 Bart’s really taking his new position literally. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6877 The problem is that we can't tell if it is male or female, y'know, 'cause it matters... 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6878 Looks like he’s in the out of body zone! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6879 The batter's actually at home controlling his player from his laptop. Heck, why not work from home if you can!! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6880 We like to get Ghostman on first at the top of the lineup. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6881 The high and tight stuff doesn't seem to bother him. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
6882 Well... we built it and he came. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
6883 It’s like a scarecrow for hecklers. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6884 He's our new ghost player; every team is allowed one this year ! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6885 It’s really only a problem after the game in the showers…” 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6886 Without his uniform, he'd be impossible to pitch to! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6887 So under new rules in extra innings, imaginary man on second and imaginary bat boy. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6888 Invisible, schmisable; he’s batting 347. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6889 Do you think I should offer him a hand? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6890 Can you imagine the faces he makes at the ump? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6891 “Let’s fake them out. We’ll start with nothing.” 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6892 He never gets hit by a pitched ball, BUT he steals second base every time. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6893 Let's switch him to pitching. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6894 They stole more than second base from poor Charlie. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
6895 He would have had a bright future in Poker but he could never understand the rules. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6896 His mind's in the gutter! 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
6897 Yeah, I know, but in the NCAA Championship last season he hit .437 at Claude Rains A & M. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6898 He's perfect! The pitcher will never see him. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
6899 He was an unknown, but appeared our scout's radar. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6900 That’s going to make stealing bases a lot harder. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6901 The Fugitive is a great nickname for this kid. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6902 I keep telling him he is putting that glove on backwards! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6903 He’s just one of those people who keep themselvesTO themselves. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6904 You've heard of ghost runners, right...? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6905 He doesn't have a lot of power, but when it comes to speed, he's nothing but legs. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6906 He's such a good player, it's almost unnatural. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6907 These new women players are real sluggers! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6908 He's is our binary transparent switch hitter 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6909 The crowd kept yelling "No Batter, No Batter!" 1.1356 0.05104 59 51 6 1
6910 This will be bigger than Jackie Robinson. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
6911 Not designated...Disguised! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6912 But he can hit the ball? 1.1351 0.04001 74 63 10 0
6913 Griffin hasn't been quite the base-stealing threat we thought he'd be. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6914 Well, he is the best player that I couldn't see. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6915 Pitchers get very confused trying to see the whites of his eyes. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6916 Nowhere in the rules does it say a player has to wear a uniform. So, if he gets on base, we are guaranteed a run. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6917 I know he doesn't look like much, but the stats don't lie. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
6918 We don't know. But when he's running the bases, he strips off and can slide into any base. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6919 He's a real power slugger, but I have a feeling that there is just something missing. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6920 Bet our opponents won't see him coming. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6921 You’ll have no idea what he’s thinking, then all of a sudden he’s doing this little dance 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6922 If this is light starch , what does heavy look like? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6923 This is his best season! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6924 His fame is fleeting 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6925 After reviewing the photo, they confirmed Brett Lawrie was indeed a vampire. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6926 Ghost runners are as old as baseball. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6927 He went from being a streak hitter to being a streaker. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
6928 He spent his rookie season playing for the Yankees with a full beard and epic man-bun - they never knew. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6929 So, how did you find this Potter kid, anyway? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6930 It eliminates the need to explain those embarrassing photos later. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6931 After our last four hires got caught for indecent exposure, he seemed like an obvious draft pick. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6932 He's the cleanup man. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6933 It's his base-running that has kept him in the game. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6934 Nothing here, keep walking, he hopes pitcher's think that anyway. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6935 You should see him in the winter! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6936 I'm forgetting something... 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6937 His pants are wet! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6938 The hidden ball trick is so yesterday 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6939 This guys got balls. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6940 Now, they´ll see. They said the catcher was invisible! 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
6941 Casper’s on-base percentage is otherworldly—almost entirely from walks of course. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6942 He's home playing from his smart house. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6943 His flux-capacitor went on the ‘Fritz’ somewhere between Barry Bonds and Babe Ruth. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6944 Not a righty or a lefty I guess. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
6945 The only problem is when he gets hit by a pitched ball, he never gets on base. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6946 This was happens when you don't bulk up on your leafy greens. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6947 Congressional baseball--we put their sponsors' names and numbers on their unis. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6948 He's great at beach volleyball, too. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6949 He found out the hard way in the locker rooms that the pee is not invisible, made an awkward shower. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
6950 The designated 'Player to be Named Later.' 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6951 He might have trouble handling an inside pitch. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6952 Yeah, he was just sold to the Dodgers 1.1333 0.04384 75 64 8 1
6953 Doesn't have a ghost of a chance! 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
6954 He’s from Iowa. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6955 He'd steal bases like crazy - always lost his uniform somehow 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6956 You see,with him it 1.1333 0.06044 60 55 2 3
6957 You know I saw his dad play in ‘72 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6958 This kid could go pro,but the league’s not budging on uniform requirements. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6959 What they don’t know, is that he also secretly runs the Hotdog shop. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6960 You need to keep your head in the game,Joe. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6961 I wonder what they paid for it? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6962 His stat line is as empty as his uniform. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6963 His strategy is pretty transparent, but the pitchers always find him hard to read 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6964 I heard he went to third base and then ghosted her 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6965 They say if he can't see the ball the ball can't see him. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6966 So the floating boxer-briefs from the locker room is a player not a coach. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6967 The new rules require imaginary runners to be in uniform and wear a batting helmet. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
6968 Even though we have two outs, I told him to bunt. They’ll never see it coming. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6969 I just don’t see this rookie making it in the “Bigs.” He clearly lacks the basics. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
6970 Damn! What obscure third world county was he recruited from ??! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
6971 We got Babe Ruth. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
6972 I think I said: "designated hitter." Not: "deceptive hitter." 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6973 The word is his legs are corked. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6974 He’s eager, but he still has a lot of training to catch up on. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6975 So, is his uniform tax-deductible or...? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6976 oh! i didn't know john cena played for the yankees 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6977 ‘So what if the boys won’t shower with him? He gets on base.’ 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6978 The guys can't afford to buy uniforms this year. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
6979 Designated ghost 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6980 He just signed a big contract" 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6981 He's difficult to pitch against, and he's even more difficult to find in the postgame locker room interview. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6982 And the pigeon-neck makes it easy for him to steal the signs. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6983 His troubles about being seen broken will be gone. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6984 New guy seems good. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6985 We think he’s got one heck of an arm. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6986 Well, they did say that nobody could hit this pitcher. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6987 Tell hm to bunt. They'll never see it coming. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6988 Now we can see through their tactics. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6989 But why are you giving him another chance? He was nowhere to be found when we last needed him 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6990 Look at it this way, at least he won’t get hit in the head by a 98 mph fast ball. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6991 He has no strike zone, you see. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6992 this wasn't exactly what we meant when we asked for more diversity 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6993 If he gets hit by a pitch,will he feel it? Can’t wait to see his batting stance 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6994 He may be the player to be named later, but he's still hitting .320. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6995 Looks like they're bringing in the ghost runner. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6996 'He's leading the league in getting hit by a pitch." 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6997 His name is Casper. They sent him up to fill the empty spot on the roster. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6998 It's hard to see him playing in the Big Leagues. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6999 You can't strike him out. He has no center of gravity. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
7000 Yeah… so we say… she never saw it coming. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
7001 It's a prototype the Mets came up with. How can an opposing pitcher hit what he can't see? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
7002 Who knew you could also pick a draft? 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
7003 Sure, he can hit, but as a teammate he's nonexistent. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
7004 Just wait, this guy flies like the wind on the bases. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7005 Major League Baseball asks that we please don’t read too deep into the Ralph Ellison parallels and simply celebrate Jackie Robinson Day. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7006 I guess it’s true what they say: If you build a new stadium, they will come. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7007 Prospects like this don't come along every day. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7008 Oh, fuck! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7009 Can you tell we are now owned by the Veecks? His nickname is Clothes Horse 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7010 Sure, his base-stealing is exceptional, but I hired him to ghost every locker room press conference. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7011 Invisibility clothing. An inexpensive way to counter bad publicity. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7012 He doesn't help us win, but ticket sales have increased. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7013 If he gets to first, he strips & scores. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7014 I told him it doesn't matter if they can't see you, you can't play baseball naked. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7015 Finally, the "face" of our team has been found. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7016 He can’t strike out if he’s not here. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7017 Retiring his jersey is turning out to be more difficult than planned. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7018 I guess the budget was cut 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7019 He has to face off with perfect pitcher Have his eyes only on home base His hearing on the ball He should get this by an arms length 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7020 They’re not going to know what hit ‘’em. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7021 You were right; he really is full of hot air! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7022 They won’t see me coming ? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7023 He's been ghosting our calls since we sent him down to Durham. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7024 He hits the curveball really well. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7025 We had to cut Dracula last week, he didn’t take it to well. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
7026 He took 'home run' a little too seriously. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7027 You should see what he can do when he doesn't wear his uniform. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7028 Ghost runners were so successful that the league decided to experiment with ghost batters. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7029 He's great at stealing bases and he's never been hit by a pitch... that we know of... 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
7030 Better yet…the shirt disappears when he’s sliding into home. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7031 Joe didn’t show up today. He has struck out 3 times already. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
7032 His batting average isn't all that great, but his Hit By Pitch average is over .300 this season. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
7033 I guess they really are the Raptures. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
7034 He's a sucker for that invisible pitch. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
7035 How’s that for team spirit? 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
7036 And, wow, does he have legs 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
7037 Let him try to bean-ball this guy. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
7038 He’s lost his head! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
7039 Lets us fill in the roster as we go along. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
7040 His hidden talent is baseball 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
7041 IHe needs to put his head more onto the game. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
7042 He prefers a phantom bat, but that will only come when the umpire gets new glasses. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7043 The way I see they can never tag him out... 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
7044 If he took off his uniform, he'd be an amazing base-stealer. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
7045 He was batting clean-up and next thing you know, poof! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
7046 Hes just not mentally in the game anymore. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
7047 Too bad about MLB's ruling that all players need to wear the uniform. Think of the strike zone! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7048 Best player we've never seen! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7049 I told him to stay out of the limelight- but this time he has gone too far. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7050 What's he doing with a bat? He's supposed to be a ghost runner! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7051 Hopefully, he can leg out a single! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7052 He may hit home runs, but he can't coach 3rd base. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
7053 The other pitcher won't know what hit him. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7054 And I thought he was an airhead! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7055 I get that Hu's on second. What I'm asking is who's at bat? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7056 Camo gear sure is getting lifelike these days. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7057 His new see-through sunscreen isn't what he thought it would be! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
7058 What did I tell you? Empty suit. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7059 Just go ahead and give him the lifetime achievement award so he can retire. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
7060 His batting average is out of this world. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7061 He's a pretty good little ball player, but he's amazing at poker. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7062 He’s clearly been practicing. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7063 Now, she’s the only woman in the majors. Back then, she used to watch A League of Their Own with her trans parent. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7064 I thought this sport was supposed to only have the whitest audience? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7065 Think of the bases he can steal naked! 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
7066 So where is he when he says, "I'm just glad to be here?" 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7067 The fans don't want to see any more entitled ballplayers. Voila! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7068 The front office is working with the player's union and there shouldn't be an issue with using Babe Ruth's ghost as our DH. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7069 He’s really prepared for the headhunter this week! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7070 He is out a lot dying for a home base at the hall of fame 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7071 I’ve heard of the headless horseman, but the headless batter? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7072 He said his brother, an experimental scientist, asked him to try out a new soap he just invented this morning. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7073 It may take the fans a while to appreciate anti-gravity. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
7074 You should see him steel bases in his birthday suit. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7075 Now watch the exciting Body brothers at bat: No is a ghost to most pitchers; Pea draws an easy walk; Em has it all. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7076 Do you think they took the budget cuts a little too far? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7077 If you build it, they will come! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7078 Let’s put it this way. He can only improve from his current ability. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7079 Now that's a phantom ballplayer. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7080 He hasn't been himself lately. 1.1290 0.04869 62 54 6 1
7081 Wait to you see him get on base after he takes off the uniform. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7082 He's definitely clean. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
7083 Young players burn out these days. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
7084 The fans just love his positive attitude 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
7085 Last night he executed a successful suicide squeeze. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
7086 I actually said ‘indivisible’. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
7087 Maybe we should shorten the season after all. He was 28 at Spring Training." 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
7088 Analytics says just showing up is fifty percent of success. So he's twenty-five percent there. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
7089 What if he needs to get his head in the game? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
7090 Strip him down and have him steal 2nd… 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
7091 He's never played in the big leagues, but he's been pinch-running at the sandlot for years. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
7092 He didn't believe in masks... 1.1282 0.04950 78 71 4 3
7093 Good to see York has more than his head in the game. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
7094 He really throws the pitcher! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
7095 When he’s on base we’ll try him with no clothes at all. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
7096 SINCE FREE AGENCY ITS LIKE TALKING TO A WALL, HE'S JUST NOT THERE. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
7097 I think this may be the last time we’ll ask him to sacrifice. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7098 He was able to run so fast in the minors that he was a mere blur, but look at him now! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
7099 Hos game is starting to come together. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
7100 I guess he's planning on hitting the ball out of the park and disappearing along with it. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
7101 Talk about Sleepless in Seattle - what about Headless in New York? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7102 He lost the best part of himself in the trade. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7103 He insisted on the uniform. Said he wouldn't ghost run without it. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7104 He's bound to fool them with his right hand bat and left hand glove 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7105 Every day you see something that you’ve never seen before 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7106 After his fortieth home run, he just dropped out of sight. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7107 I told him not to slide into 3rd headfirst. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7108 His hand-eye coordination ain’t what it used to be. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
7109 He’s hard to miss. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7110 He’s a guaranteed walk every time, you can’t NOT hit what you don’t see! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7111 This beats the hidden ball trick. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7112 Funny thing, no one seems to notice him without his uniform on. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7113 He's a much better fielder. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7114 The scouts like him because his swing always looks so effortless. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7115 You've never seen a swing like his. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
7116 Hold on let me get this right, you say there are seven batters but nobody scores? 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
7117 Great choice, Skip … The perfect pinch-hitter to face the Ghost Sox. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
7118 Is this part of his contract renewal strategy? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
7119 You should see his strike zone! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
7120 True...His batting average is mediocre. But his hit-by-pitch numbers are sky high! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
7121 He used to be a five-tool player. But now? Not so much. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
7122 I thought we traded for Tim Raines! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
7123 They say he's a good switch hitter. I'll believe it when I see it. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
7124 They’ve never seen a ball player this good 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
7125 he may have to run quicker for the home run. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
7126 I'd like to see him try that beanball now! 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
7127 He gets on, strips down to his jockstrap, ain't no way they're seeing him steal home. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
7128 The babe is back!!! 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
7129 I've become blind to racial issues in baseball. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
7130 Hey, it's just the headless, unarmed baseman! 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
7131 So when does our best player show up? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
7132 Joe has really taken this whole ghost runner thing to a new level 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
7133 I hear he signed a big deal with a sunglass company 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
7134 They wouldn’t let him wear the emperor’s new clothes. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
7135 He's super popular for our "Celebrate Trans Parents" games" 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
7136 He’s got all the tools to be great, but I don’t know if his heart is in it! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
7137 He wears a T-shirt in the shower. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
7138 It’s the latest hidden secret. Fools the opposition. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
7139 it's gonna go through him again 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
7140 And he makes a great ghost runner. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
7141 No one can catch him when he floats into second. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
7142 It's false modesty -- the umps just couldn't find his strike zone. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
7143 Looks like the ghost runner rule is finally back in effect. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
7144 Don't worry. Claude plays Rains or shines. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7145 Commissioner's pushing for greater transparency. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7146 I don’t know he does it He’s not all there! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7147 He's getting ready for the change up. You oughta see him prep for the curve ball. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
7148 If only his parents were invisible too, hell I'd settle for just non audible. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7149 It’s the perfect play; they’ll never see him coming. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
7150 Walks will haunt 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7151 He strips down to run the bases. Drives the basemen nuts. Throws sand in their eyes and gives 'em wedgies. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7152 This designated hitter is getting out of hand. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
7153 He’s got a new strike zone. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
7154 And you thought Harry Potter wouldn't make a good baseball player! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
7155 Hit by a pitched ball…he holds the record 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
7156 He is a great batter, but quite an unusual introvert... 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
7157 I don't think his head is in the game. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7158 He's our best base stealer when he strips. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
7159 I knew he was going to be a star the first time I saw him! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
7160 ''Good call using our invisible ball.'' 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7161 No one understands the new designated hitter rule. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7162 It looks like he's lost an arm. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7163 Nothing very interesting ever happens at baseball games. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7164 Coach, I told him walk off, not walk out! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
7165 I hear he’s pretty buddy-buddy with Dr. Strange and Loki. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7166 He won’t return calls, but he always gets a double in the 10th. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7167 He always strips by second base. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7168 He's our anonymous surprise player. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
7169 That’s what you call and no hitter 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
7170 We originally signed him as a ghost runner 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
7171 If he or she didn't have to wear a uniform, he or she would be the perfect designated hitter. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
7172 Given the other choice was a masked singer, I think this is a better replacement for the DH. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
7173 We used to put him in as a ghost runner, until we realized he could he could hit! 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
7174 Yeah, but you should see him in the infield. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
7175 The empty suits are everywhere. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
7176 After the game, the league is definitely going to want a sample. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
7177 I think it’s that “he/him/they” thing… 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
7178 These National League pitchers' duels can get really intense 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
7179 The kids A.I.R. is through the roof. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
7180 All dressed up and nothing to show for it. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7181 Well, rabbit or not, this Harvey can really play ball! 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
7182 Yep. Ghosts. Maybe now someone will watch baseball. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7183 The ability to strike terror into the hearts of your opponents, that's the only stat that matters. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
7184 He could be more effective with no uniform. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7185 Race-less,Gender-less, Person-less. We can loose. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
7186 Coach just read Moneyball. Apparently, he’s an undervalued asset. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7187 It's that new no-see-un sunscreen we're trying out. They guarantee no sunburns. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
7188 When I spoke to Tony on the phone a few days ago, I knew he wasn't all there, but this is ridiculous! 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
7189 There must be an Emperor somewhere who could use those. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
7190 He said he just can't picture himself hitting a home run anymore. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
7191 He's really elevated his game this year. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
7192 You’re about to see a stripper streak to steal home. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
7193 He doesn't know he's still visible. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
7194 New this year - designated invisible hitter. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7195 I think he went to the restroom 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7196 He was so quick I didn't even see him! 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
7197 He’s okay, can’t get hit in the face or on his hands again! 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
7198 If he makes it to first, he could strip and steal home." 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
7199 Sure,Jake has great stats,but he always seems to disappear when the game 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
7200 He's pretty self-aware about his offense. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
7201 Beats me. Coach told him to fill his shoes. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
7202 They say he's big time but I don't see it. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
7203 He should head on to the pitch now. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
7204 It's called a No-Hitter. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
7205 I wasn’t so sure about the new Ghost Runner rule at first, but it turns out he’s a great guy! 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
7206 Best invisible player I've had yet. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
7207 Blindsided.” 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
7208 He's had a chip on his shoulder ever since the Field of Dreams didn't extend his contract. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
7209 It's so the pitcher can't see his eyes. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7210 What Are The Audience Actually Looking At? Since recent, catching up with the "trend" started being extremely important for people's social interaction with each other. Is it still about passion, or is it just social adaptation. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7211 He’s what’s left of the hit and run game 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7212 So there’s four bases right? And the goal is to run around all four before the other team catches the ball or something… oh that guy? Yeah, he’s invisible… anyways and so the bat is actually to hit the ball really far… 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7213 Damnit, I left my magnet pencil in my other pants. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7214 It's all about playing no matter what color you are. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7215 The beauty of him's that the umpire's scared to call a tag out. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7216 Walk off home run to win the Series - he'll be back any minute! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7217 A little tan takes care of it. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7218 He's looking so much better since that line drive hit him 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7219 They weren't kidding when they said he lost his head over this game. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7220 If Michael Jordan could win with the flu… 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7221 Oh, say can you see..."is his anthem 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7222 Since his strike zone is still showing, he counts on terrifying the pitcher into an intentional walk. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7223 He just cannot pick it up and face it 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7224 They tried to cancel him, but he's hamging in there. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7225 New pinch hitter looks great this year, eh? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7226 I can't see how anyone could pitch to him. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
7227 Yep. He's only making $6 million this season. That won't buy you enough body parts. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7228 That's Estelle - first woman over 40 on the team! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
7229 And the best part is that there are no incidental strikes. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7230 So he’s never got a hit, on the brighter side, they’ve never struck him out either… 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7231 With this pinch-hitter, they don't know how to pitch to him, walk him, or bring in their hot reliever. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
7232 After he hits the ball he takes off all his clothes. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
7233 He makes a great pinch runner. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
7234 that's one way to be ready for the DH 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
7235 I’ve seen lots of air balls, but never an air bat! 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
7236 He figures the ump won’t notice his bad pitching arm 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
7237 This guy is huge with the "I don't see color" community 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
7238 I guess the drills won’t help him see the ball better. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
7239 I think this new ghost hitter rule might finally, ACTUALLY break the color barrier. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
7240 Looks like our pinch hitter’s been pinched. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
7241 I tell ya, our shrink really cleared his head. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
7242 I love baseball. You never know what you're going to see. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
7243 Supposedly, if you sew it, he will come. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
7244 Didn't know your wife played today! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
7245 It's Tim Raines' son, Claude. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
7246 They come and go so quickly around here. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
7247 Universal DH is one thing, but the new extra-innings ghost-runner policy is too much. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
7248 that oughta confuse the hell out of the pitcher 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
7249 I wish I could be like Fred here. Just a shapeless being disappearing on a whim. No image for others to cling onto, nothing to recognize when I look in the mirror. A being of the physical world yet nothing real to tether me here. Just a ghost 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
7250 He’s protesting his defunded contract. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
7251 Found him at a comic book convention in the "I ate something radioactive" display. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
7252 He's great. I'm thinking of going with a 100% phantom line-up 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
7253 Well so much for “It’s 1 to nothing” 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
7254 He can see the 96 mph fastball. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
7255 But if the picture hits him then he won't get to walk. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
7256 Oh, that's Epstein's ghost. He didnt kill himself 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
7257 Is it just me or has Manny really disappeared on offense this season? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
7258 Quickest I've ever seen a 'Player-to-be-Named-Later' get on deck. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
7259 Kopinsky totally embodies our team spirit. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
7260 There was a misunderstanding, it was supposed to say a trans parent but he understood transparent. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
7261 We're taking nothing for granted in having this guy lead off! 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
7262 I just don't understand how he got overlooked in the first draft. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
7263 I get your repair pantomime: BEAR...bawl...ballBEARings 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
7264 To me ?...just another empty suit 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
7265 At first they were just stealing signs. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
7266 So I told the marketing folks that mascots are perhaps not the place to air their April frustrations. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
7267 It's his version of Shoeless Joe Jackson. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
7268 He went AWOL from the army, too. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
7269 I see real potential 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
7270 . . . and an invisible strike zone! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
7271 Like Yogi Berra said, 'I'll never forget the first time I didn't see him.' 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
7272 Well they would give 'em a league of their own, so... 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
7273 He wants to play for the Mets when he grows up. 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
7274 I've yet to see him strike out. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
7275 The good news is, he can SEE the strike box. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
7276 He’s really putting himself out there lately. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
7277 Someone should tell him that the ghost runner doesn 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
7278 He stinks but it gets a lot of press for the team. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
7279 They haven't outlawed the phase shift yet. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
7280 He’s not much to look at, but his fastball is a sight to behold. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
7281 Wait till you see him steal second. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
7282 Talk about a 'no hitter' 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
7283 Dang! That was the quickest call-up I've ever seen!" 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
7284 Their union is getting more transparent every day. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
7285 Coach thinks he's a rising star, but I can see right through him. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
7286 I guess some of ours guys do disappear in the late innings 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
7287 He's a great ballplayer but an empty human being. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
7288 He's really a shell of his former self. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7289 Best clutch hitter I've never seen. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
7290 Pitching like no one has ever seen. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
7291 He's also a world class Hide-and-Seek leaguer in the off season. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
7292 You've heard of Shoeless Joe Jackson? This is Headless Harry Helmet. Jon Becker Auburn, MI 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
7293 He's great for those super-fast flyballs that you can't even see!" And also much safer for the league. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
7294 Our "Player to be named later" identifies as "Player" 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
7295 Oh, so that’s why they put numbers on shirts. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
7296 The only problem so far is the guys are nervous about taking showers because they don't know if she, you know, is hanging around. 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
7297 I can't see him being able to get around on this guy's fastball. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
7298 His head isn't in the game.He seems totally somewhere else today. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
7299 He's not as quick as he doesn't look. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
7300 I can’t fathom a ball park figure that this suicide squeeze pans out. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
7301 He always shows up for the big games. 1.1186 0.05963 59 55 1 3
7302 Nice fella, but I don't see him lasting long in this league. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
7303 What do ya’think? Is it an anxiety attack or a wish come true? 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
7304 Hey, maybe it IS time for “sudden death” in baseball! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
7305 New MLB rule: You can assign a "ghost runner" if you are unlikely to win. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
7306 I'm not sure baseball really takes full advantage of Timmy's new skill Coach?! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
7307 We see him as the comeback player of the year. 1.1186 0.04246 59 51 7 0
7308 When I told him to stop being invisible on the field he took it badly. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
7309 Blink and you'll forget he's even there. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
7310 His strike zone is almost invisible. Pitcher’s hate it. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
7311 Wait 'til he strips down and steals third! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
7312 His advantage on the base paths trumps the elevated bean ball risk. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
7313 ''Rumor is, they picked him up for half his 10 million dollar contract." 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
7314 Who 's going to tell our pitcher we have a DH now? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
7315 You can see through the bravado! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
7316 And his old jersey still fits! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7317 He's leading the league in stolen bases. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7318 We've had to say no to everything that he/she is. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7319 He's an iron man on the field but gets injured a lot in the shower. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7320 Who thought he’d be a candidate for The Rapture. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7321 It’s all gender neutral nowadays. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
7322 His nickname's "Strip 'n' Steal." 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7323 He’s a fine player, but I really love his transparency.” 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
7324 Best devence you well ever see 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
7325 She found it easier being invisible. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
7326 I guess we have a ghost runner now. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
7327 Affirmative action in the MLB? Unseen! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
7328 Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin' You gotta have somethin' if you wanna pitch to him 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
7329 If we just dressed him in a hat and cleats he’d have a bigger strike zone. #NewYorkerCaptionContest 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
7330 When he wears his invisibility clock, the pitchers always get intimated and give up a home run! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
7331 I remember when the player-to-be-named-later had to be introduced prior to his at-bat. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
7332 Don't take him to a place that has squid on the menu. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
7333 Next inning we try him without the uniform and helmet. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
7334 He's a really solid player! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
7335 When you choose the player, you will move into his shoes. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
7336 Good bat, no field. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
7337 « Wouldn’t it be a better offense to have only the body visible ? » 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
7338 Maybe he does and maybe he doesn't deserve a chance, but even after spring training, I still can't see him making the cut. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
7339 Is that him? He looks just like I imagined. Lucious hair and all 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
7340 We are ready for the designated hitter to arrive. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
7341 Someone told him to breathe through his eyes. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
7342 He struggles with the cutter that breaks low and away, but he can still hit. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
7343 The phantom runner is confused and thinks he has to bat first. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
7344 The league is attracting all kinds of talent these days. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
7345 I guess he went all the way home 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
7346 Virtual Reality is ruining the game. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
7347 I am so fucking high right now, Durwin, I swear to god, I think that dude's invisible" "He is, Lionel. You hired him yesterday. Said the balls would never know what hit em." "Oh yeah that does sound like me. Shit, I was high as hell yesterday, too. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
7348 He's the player to be named later we got in the Sanchez trade. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
7349 They cancelled him for taking a knee. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
7350 Funny…he works hard, sweats a lot and I can never see him shower. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
7351 I just don’t see it. I mean he is just an ok hitter. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
7352 He's not much of a player. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
7353 Our hope rests with no one now. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7354 A variation on this idea for a women's league. . . 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7355 Funny how a fly ball disappears in the sun every time he plays right field 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
7356 How come we haven’t seen him play before? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7357 Next week we do the legs. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7358 Somehow this is supposed to speed up the game. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7359 Its the top of the tenth- He's our ghost runner 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
7360 He's a famous ballplayer, right? But women don't even notice him. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
7361 He's a six-tool player. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7362 He gives 'em fits on the bases; almost like he is invisible. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7363 Yeah, directive from the head office. Apparently, the empty suit is a winner in the business community. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7364 His favorite baseball movie is Signs. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7365 If naked baseball was a thing, he'd be unstoppable 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7366 I didn't know a triple header affected the arms. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7367 He’ll have the most stolen bases too once the League lets him take his clothes off. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
7368 And when he hits the ball, no one sees where it goes. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7369 This guy is frightening the outfielders 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
7370 The new guy is trying really hard to blend in. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7371 When the invisible slugger appeared at the bottom of the ninth,Fred said to Tom, 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
7372 You should see him moonwalk the bases when he hits a home run. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7373 Big Purple P tried dying his hair (for the 15th time this week) but he used too much bleach. Anyway, yeah I think we’re gonna lose. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
7374 He could never speak in front of the class. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
7375 Wow, you know this new player sure will...get a lot of...fuck! I don't know anything about baseball! How am I supposed to make a joke here? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
7376 So, then it hit me: If management is all suits... 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
7377 It's the 'Old Invisible Ink' trick--it always freaks the pitchers out! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
7378 He’s the ghost runner. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
7379 He’s got stage-fright 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
7380 He’s a real jokester in the clubhouse 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
7381 His agent claims he's earned more ink than he's received. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
7382 On the other hand, his contract comes with a ‘no cut’ clause. 1.1148 0.04115 61 53 7 0
7383 Yes, it is advanced robotics, I just hope it’s speed and power do not raise a red flag.” 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
7384 Just wait till he gets on base. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
7385 He’s the only reason they make us wear a uniform 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
7386 Not this cartoon, the cat with the wine glass on the couch. "Do you think this wine works with tuna?" I know it is too late but. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
7387 I told the kid to keep his HEAD in the game. Didn't mention anything about his arms! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
7388 I know about ghost runners, but you are going to have to help me with this one coach. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
7389 The dead are rising from the grave just as the writers of Revelations had predicted, and personally, I don’t mind. At least we got Babe Ruth back. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
7390 This might be our most buoyant roster yet. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
7391 It's Mighty Casey. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
7392 We thought a movie tie-in might make more people watch. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
7393 The real action happens when they're up and he takes off his clothes. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
7394 No way he looks at strike three this time - but he’s struggling to hit the curve ball. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
7395 He's at the Met. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
7396 He does a lot of things that don 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
7397 He came out of nothing Iowa,but he seems to be developing into the complete player 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
7398 Who's stepping into those shoes ? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
7399 This kid better be good,we drafted him sight unseen 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
7400 Babe Ruth sure has lost a lot of weight 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7401 He’s only partially updated but said the patch will finish upload before his at bat. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7402 this guy is magic with the bat in his hands 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7403 He gets the steal he loses the uniform! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7404 All those steroid tests really drained him. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7405 He’s great in “ghost tag” situations. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7406 He's really good at hiding signs, but can't hit for beans. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7407 He’s playing within himself. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7408 Is that the new rookie? I don't think I've seen him before. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7409 Scouting reports say he's got a good eye. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7410 He can run like the wind, throw like a canon, and hit for miles. It's a no-brainer. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7411 He does the little things that don't show up on a stat sheet. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7412 I told him to use the blue jar but he insisted on the red one” 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
7413 His contract stipulates he can't be exercised. 1.1132 0.05154 53 47 4 1
7414 He drafted him without see his face. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7415 We don’t stand a ghost of a chance to win this game. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
7416 He was named later. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
7417 He leads the league in home runs and his intangibles are excellent. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
7418 I wish they'd bring the designated hitter back. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
7419 Then the commish says, "All sign stealers on payroll have to dress and bat once a game!" 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
7420 They’ll never see ‘im coming’! 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
7421 He used more of the clear than the cream. 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
7422 It would be better if we benched him. He would be more...him. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
7423 Early on in his career he earned the nickname “Ghost Runner”. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
7424 the invincible man 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
7425 I thought you said she used to be a HOST!! 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
7426 Wow, so not only is his head up his ass but arms too? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
7427 I thought "Ghost Players" were like "Ghost Writers", with some actual guy helping you behind the scenes. But this guy is really outta sight! 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
7428 I had the feeling he might ghost us when we signed him. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
7429 We made a good trade for him. I mean, Vlad could hit, but he would only play night games. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
7430 He really took the "no batter" chants to heart 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
7431 Racism doesn't have a chance with Fred taking the field. You know how it is with transparent people: you can see right through them! 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
7432 He'll be an inspiration to ghost runners everywhere ... now they can finally 'not see' themselves represented in the big leagues. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
7433 Ever since his wife started starching his uniform, no one notices when Smitty takes a bathroom break. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
7434 Character has not loaded yet. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7435 This ghosts are taking over this sport. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7436 Why give THIS guy 100 million over ten years? Cause nobody’ll remember it when we cut him loose four years from now. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7437 My wife suggested Baseball. He was always coming home crying after playing Patty-Cake. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7438 This kid's good now. Imagine what he'll be like when his body fully develops. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7439 If he can just get on base, he'll take off his uniform and eventually steal home. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
7440 I have heard of pitch hitter ..but ghost substitute is a new one.. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
7441 He runs so fast they call him" The Phantom". 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7442 He can't see or hit, but boy can he run! 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
7443 Our new mystery Hitter. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
7444 Do you really think he is a team player 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
7445 It’s probably some kid in a basement somewhere. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7446 He’s made a great first impression in the clubhouse. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
7447 He came from Tom Browning and Mike Devereaux's home town, so we decided to give him a shot. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
7448 Great inning on the mound, Nate. But sorry, but it's time to promote the ghost runner to ghost hitter. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
7449 I tell you, these ghost runners take the game too seriuosly. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7450 How can we lose? What more do we need than that uniform? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
7451 That’s the ghost runner for first base. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7452 Suspend the bat, sure, but no, not the player.” 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7453 He’s a tough out when he strips down. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
7454 He's pretty good for someone with no skin in the game. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7455 Traded before his first at bat, only his uniform remains. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
7456 Him? He's the 'and a player to be named later'. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7457 His base slides drive the umps crazy. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7458 Absolutely no fear of being hit by a pitch. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7459 They chalk it up to hours invested at Hogwarts. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
7460 I told him to take it easy on the peanuts and cracker jacks. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7461 He's still negotiating his NIL contracts with the team. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
7462 I don't know, he just doesn't have a baseball face. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
7463 That anti-aging cream is doing wonders for his skin —it’s practically translucent. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
7464 The Commissioner is at it again. But I don’t think this invisible hitter rule is going to gain much traction” 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
7465 Sure it’s strange, but whatever it takes to help this ump see the strike zone. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
7466 He thinks it will stop them from booing. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7467 I'm fairly sure he went to school at Gryffindor. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
7468 It's a new tactic we're trying to distract the opposing team. Unfortunately, no one is able to see that he growls as he spits." 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
7469 He says you're just not looking fast enough. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
7470 It’s waiting for you to name a Designated Hitter. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
7471 Enhances safety since the pitcher can't aim at you. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
7472 If he decides to steal second, he just takes his clothes off 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
7473 It's that Rookie of the Year hype. They're all saying nobody else can touch him. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
7474 He might be an empty suit, but he sure can hit" 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
7475 The problem with the "player-to-be-named-later" is, the best we can hope for is a walk. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
7476 They slide in there left-handed. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
7477 He’s got to wear his bandages for his baseball card photo. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
7478 They say possession is nine-tenths the game. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
7479 ? When you’re sliding into second ? And you’re sense of self’s unreckoned ? DYS-MOR-PHI-A 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
7480 Taking ghost runner to the extreme, don’t you think? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
7481 We got a real ‘no-hitter’ going on here, haha. Seriously, we suck. I would try to get traded to a different team, but I think my wife will only stop seeing me as a failure if I turn this team around. Goofy shit like this really doesn’t help. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
7482 He can't hit, but he's got a great spitball." 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
7483 He's got the best legs in the business, but nobody wants his card." 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
7484 The crowd seems to get to him. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
7485 Guy on the mound claims no one can even see his stuff, we'll show him. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
7486 Trust me. Sometimes he just not all there. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
7487 He hurt his leg, so we brought in a ghost runner. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
7488 I don’t think he really understood “Be seen, but not heard”. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
7489 Did he even have a head before we have him a batting helmet?” Charlie Streisfeld, Arlington, M 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
7490 Havertz on Deck! 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
7491 Well you know, with the actual players going from our team to the highest bidding team, the uniform is the only dependable thing for the fans. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
7492 I’m DEPRESSED 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
7493 Wait till you see him strip and steal 2nd. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
7494 The defense can't see the ball, either 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7495 He always draws a walk and steals second. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7496 But inconsistencies are part of the game. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7497 No chance of this one catching a bean ball, Coach. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7498 He had some gaps on his résumé but, wow can he hit!” 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7499 When MLB implemented the 'ghost' runner last season, it worked so well we decided to expand on the concept. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7500 Remember that 50’s sitcom “Topper”?…this is his great grandchild. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7501 Of course he'd be more of a threat without the uniform but we couldn't take the chance of his getting in trouble with the league. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7502 They say he used to work for Transparency International 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7503 Ghost batter up 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7504 He's trying to disguise his identity. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7505 His dad is an Economist, Adam Smith. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
7506 It’s the top of the tenth 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
7507 I'm not sure this new Designated Evil Spirit position will pull in a younger demographic. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
7508 That Griffin kid is a chip off the old block. 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
7509 Watch out. Looks like he’s a classic empty suit. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
7510 Isn't something missing here? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
7511 He's ready, Jim. Time to pencil the kid into the lineup. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
7512 If he gets on base it will be easy to steal second!!!! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
7513 He used to be the face of modern Baseball 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
7514 That third base position is always an empty suit, right, because who can even name a famous third baseman? 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
7515 He strips down to steal second. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
7516 Maybe we have a ghost of a chance! 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
7517 Like I was saying, kids who can pitch and bat have practically disappeared! 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
7518 He is our best NO SHOW. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7519 Pretty clever. If the Ump can't see him, how can he call him out? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7520 He says the extra sunscreen helps him steal bases. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7521 I can’t see him pulling this off. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
7522 Connor was too embarrassed to show his face at the game after he "Replied All" 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7523 Six years in the league and never been beaned. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7524 It's a little easier for him to steal second. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
7525 We recruited him from the Ghost Squad. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7526 No runs, no hits, no errors. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
7527 He disappeared from the lineup. No one knows why. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7528 They prefer to be called The Invisible Person. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7529 He is scheduled to pitch the second game of a doubleheader 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7530 The players asked management for more transparency and they asked for the same in return. Now no-one can find the strike zone! 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7531 Ghzzz. . What else is he expecting? You got him the helmet,glove and the bat. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7532 Didn’t even bat yet and the ump calls him out. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7533 Our team's under investigation, but the equipment's still good to play! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7534 When did we trade for Michael Jackson? He's had one hit after another! 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7535 Meet our new player. Selfless Joe. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7536 It turns out he’s an *exceptional* hitter. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7537 No, he cannot raise the bat, but he also cannot be hit by a pitch. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7538 Now we’ll see how the transition from air hockey works. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7539 I know he can’t be tagged out, but he can’t see. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
7540 You know, if we take away his entire uniform, he'll be unstoppable. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
7541 Our scouts said he lost his profile in Minor Camp. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
7542 He can't field or bat,but don't you think he's younger? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
7543 They say it can right blow right by you. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
7544 I guess now we have an anonymous pinch hitter. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
7545 They found a way to lock out the players but not their uniforms. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
7546 He can't hit or catch, but he's great at stealing bases." 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
7547 Don't worry. There's nothing to it. 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
7548 What do you expect? The guy's batting average is zero. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
7549 We need a pinch hitter and the mascot is at the hot dog stand in Section 237" John Canning Sea Cliff, New York 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
7550 Wrestler, actor, producer, writer, and now baseball player? What can't John Cena do? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
7551 I recognize the docks. Definitely from Hogwarts. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
7552 Yeah, but I'm not that kind of guy. I don't see color. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
7553 But look at the bright side… mentally he is totally here! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
7554 What he adds to the show makes him worth every penny. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
7555 I’m telling you coach. This kid’s the best ghost runner in the league. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
7556 ‘Whew! Great invisibility play!’ Mira Dragisic Elmhurst, IL 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
7557 Yeah. It was just to weird when he didn 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
7558 His endorsement deal with that sunblock company is really paying off big time. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
7559 Someone tell him he's out of uniform 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
7560 Forget it. We don't have a ghost of a chance to make the play-offs. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
7561 He's gone back to left field. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
7562 Wait, what do you mean all of the other Airbud movies were about a dog 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
7563 Are you sure a ghost batter will work the same as a ghost runner? 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
7564 It was a small scandal so he was only partially canceled 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
7565 I AM GOD AND THESE SHADOWS ARE MERE EMPTY PUPPETS FOR MY WILL, WATCH AS THEY FLAIL ABOUT PRETENDING TO FEEL PAIN. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
7566 "He's wearing his Championship Ring of Gyges." 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
7567 His rookie card vanishes faster than they can make it. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
7568 “They say during the seventh-inning stretch you can still hear him spit tobacco juice.” 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
7569 So I said, why stop at just a ghost runner during extra innings… 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
7570 He can't face another strikeout. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
7571 -Do you see ,he is legend! -No! 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
7572 Seriously dude, you gotta try these glasses 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
7573 I wonder if he has a giant cock" "Me too 1.1045 0.05267 67 63 1 3
7574 It still doesn't answer my question of IF you can see the gerbil when you're invisible. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
7575 He was drafted right out of high school, but the long-haul Covid -19 effects may be a problem. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
7576 He's our new secret weapon. Once he hits he ball, he strips and runs the bases. Once home, he puts it all back on again. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
7577 I saw this guy in the Minor's. There's nothing there. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
7578 The pitcher can't see the strike zone—great idea, right? Turns out they still make you wear the uniform. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
7579 He's really grown into the designated haunter position. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
7580 He was a much better base stealer when they didn’t require a uniform. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
7581 It's not cricket. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
7582 He refuses to bat. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
7583 Who is on first. What’s on second…The guy who’s not whole is in the hole! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
7584 When he was alive his On Base Average was over .500 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
7585 It's the latest on Batter Protection; where not to throw the ball. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
7586 Our designated hitter feels he is practically invisible only given the chance to hit maybe once or twice per game. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
7587 No, I mean LITERALLY no strike zone 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
7588 We'll keep losing, but we'll save a lot on player salaries. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
7589 I think Mr. Cena is making a great addition to the team! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
7590 We could call Peter Venkman ?" 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
7591 He just doesn’t seem confident in the on-deck circle 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
7592 He wants to be invisble but we explained if it was total then we could not account for his hits or runs. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
7593 He decided to stick to a virtual game. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
7594 This ghost hitter slept with my wife 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
7595 When he's not at bat we have him haunting the pitcher. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
7596 We wanna batter, not antimatter! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
7597 He's lost it. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
7598 Down side, he will not get a,"hit by pitch" call.p 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
7599 We got him on waivers after not vaxxed admission 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
7600 The guy’s an unseen legend in his own right. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
7601 He wouldn't catch the ball! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
7602 The Ghost Runner is going to Bat. What next? Is he going to Pitch? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
7603 That's what happens to you when you have a zero batting average. 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
7604 Do you believe it? He’s about to pitch a no-hitter. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
7605 The mutants are gonna need a league of their own. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
7606 If he gets on base he takes off his pants and jersey. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
7607 Yeah he was last year's MiVP! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
7608 The legs used to go first. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
7609 When he gets on base he usually removes his uniform and easily scores. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
7610 He can't hit a wipeout slider. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
7611 How do you pitch around a designated who? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
7612 I could kind of make out the general shape of it in the shower with all the lather. I wasn't impressed. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
7613 Good thing Whitey up next. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
7614 Really, this game doesn't take much to learn and do pretty well at. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
7615 He cracks us up in the showers..floating soap, towel snaps…no TV presence though. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
7616 He has all five tools and he can't deposit his paychecks. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
7617 Nobody sees me or understands me. They don't even want to get to know me. I want to be different but I don't even know myself. I might as well be the clothing I am wearing. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
7618 Now this'll REALLY throw the pitcher a curveball. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
7619 His salary is invisible too! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
7620 Can't hit worth a damn, but he's actually a really nice guy! 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
7621 He's heading on out to the mound 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
7622 No, I think he's far from finished. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
7623 They don't overthink the game 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
7624 Any idea why his batting average is so low? 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
7625 It's a new experiment -- taking the designated hitter to its logical extreme. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
7626 I asked for an umpire but got a disappearing vampire instead. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
7627 Atlanta Braves offered him a $10 million contract while he was on deck. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
7628 Our guy's invisibility drives the opposing pitchers nuts. He's not much of a hitter, but leads the league in bases on balls! 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
7629 The can try throwing at him, but they will NEVER hit him. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
7630 Claude rains hits on pitchers like no player I’ve never seen. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
7631 He gave all he had to give 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
7632 It's part of MLB's 'Resurrect-a-Historical-Baseball-Player Night' promotion. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
7633 No one can tag us with bias or sexism this season! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
7634 What the hell do you mean 'So what's a home run do?' John,you said you've been coaching for 15 years! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
7635 It gives take "me out a whole to the ball game"a whole new meaning. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
7636 I knew he was an airhead, but am surprised that he turned out to have air arms as well. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
7637 Let's give him a hand, he's only got none! 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
7638 Lloyd's a great threat to steal, especially on hot days. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
7639 He's the invisible Designated Hitter. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
7640 Sure, he has good legs, but his batting is outa sight! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
7641 Topsides he is a bit light. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
7642 He’s a great asset, but a real pain in the locker room. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
7643 Yeah, but at least he doesn't have to worry about beanballs or Tommy John surgery. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
7644 I hear he calls himself The Invisible Mantle. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
7645 He's never been on the injured list.. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
7646 He's a drop in! 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
7647 I can't see how this fails. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7648 Funnily enough he has fewer strikeouts than the last guy. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7649 He got bit by too many no see ums. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7650 I know it's bad luck to talk about no-hitters but... 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
7651 Nobody can hit better than Sam or Willie. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
7652 Real Angels! Wait until the red state governors hear about this! 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
7653 I know there's an edge with the new guy. I just haven't figured out what it is. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
7654 I've often suspected that he's not quite all there every game. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
7655 To each their own, but I still say, 'The Natural' took the whole magical realism thing too far. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
7656 Ty Cobb back from the dead? That was one heck of a free agent deal with the devil. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
7657 Have you met the new guy yet? I bumped into him in the locker room yesterday. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
7658 I wish I'd seen his face when he homered. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
7659 Amazingly, he led the American League in hit by pitch (HBP) last season! 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
7660 One day we're hoping they'll let him play naked. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
7661 Looks like we really knocked the their Sox off. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
7662 Shadow batter; better than a shadow docket. What you see is what you get here! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
7663 We drafted him as a ghost runner; now let’s find out how he gets to first base. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
7664 Smart uniforms. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
7665 I think the skipper has misinterpreted this new base runner rule 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
7666 Guy with glasses: "And everyone was worried about robots." 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
7667 He's trying out that new sunscreen. Very effective for all light frequencies 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
7668 He’s fearless with inside pitches. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
7669 I have big hopes for this new danish player; King Hamlet 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
7670 Everyone used to know Casey. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
7671 After he went oh-for-twenty, it's like he's not here anymore... 1.0980 0.04205 51 45 5 0
7672 He's the 'player to be teleported later' we got in that trade last week. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
7673 He stands WAY to close to the plate. But, he's figured a way to avoid getting hit by pitch! 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7674 We told him he had to lose some weight... 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
7675 Yeah, it's the Invisible Man and we have called him back from retirement. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
7676 What did I tell you about the base of invisibility? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7677 I know you don't see his potential right now, Bert, but the kid will grow into it. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7678 No corporeal form, but man can he hit ! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7679 You've heard of the Headless Horseman. Well, he's our Headless and Armless Baseball Player. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7680 He’s best our weapon against the umpire’s invisible strike zone. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
7681 If he gets on there's no way they can tag him out. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7682 He's our best base stealer, been caught a few times, but never convicted! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7683 If we lose the uniforms, we have a chance. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
7684 He was base-stealing champ at the Nude World Series 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7685 "He's our best player, but he'll never be the face of the organization." 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
7686 This is the year they let kids with virtual reality goggles in. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
7687 Yeah, it's not really an issue. They carry a shower caddy and use a giant loofah. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7688 You can count on him getting to first base because the pitcher is always a nervous wreck. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7689 He’s just up from Scranton triple A ball - he’s not all there yet 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7690 Nobody will see him steal second. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
7691 He earned the nickname, "'High and Tight' Higgins." 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
7692 They say he is the best. But, I just don’t see it! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
7693 Rules Committee said the angels gotta be on the lineup card this year. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
7694 That's Jack Griffin , he embodies our new ethic , teamwork , over individuality !! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
7695 Look! Another Biden voter. Those commies gotta cheat to win. What a great result for our country! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
7696 Since Kevin's second 'transition', the league seems to be OK with him being transgender. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
7697 Once he gets on base and takes the uniform off, stealing is a cinch. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7698 Now he doesn't worry about getting hit. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
7699 I still don’t believe all those rumours that he was taking steroids. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
7700 Well, what I see is potential. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
7701 Well if we lose then he can just strip naked and run away in shame 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
7702 I'm telling you, this guy can steal bases. It's almost as if no one can see him. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
7703 MVP in MLB covers all bases LBGTQIA+ titleIX 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
7704 He thinks it'll be easier to steal second base 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
7705 Are we sending him again after the third strike? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
7706 Then I said, "Bundt cake? I thought you meant bunt cake!" Anyway, we're getting divorced. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
7707 It basically eliminates the strike zone 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
7708 He thinks he's in the Baseball Hall of Fame 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
7709 We're trying a new sunscreen, but you can't put on too much or else... 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
7710 They scheduled a doubleheader, so he donated. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
7711 She's gonna be the Invisible Man on First. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
7712 I think the Players' Union is taking the new ghost-runner rule too seriously. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7713 This is our biggest game of the year, I really hope our team can pull it off. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
7714 So quit your Monopoly gig and there you’ll be! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7715 He’s a good player, but what I like best about him is he always uses his head. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7716 Who is on 1st. What is on 2nd. Why is on 3rd. Claire is on deck. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7717 Yeah, Toro's more an ideas guy. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7718 This way the pitcher can't be prejudice. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
7719 Finally, we have our secret strategy, that no one knows about (hehe), so the opponent's idea of pitching on the body/head doesn't work! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7720 Man, this guy never shows up in the playoffs. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7721 did you see anything on the banned substances list about LSD ?” lee soderlind, minneapolis, mn 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
7722 When they told me the invisible man was joining the team, I never imagined that I would fall in love with him 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
7723 Somehow his name just appeared in the lineup 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7724 God traded him for that rookie we had. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7725 I decided to try a ghost batter against the side-armer 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7726 They say his head’s not in the game, but it’s even worse than that. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7727 I know but his swing is out of sight. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
7728 Going to be tough to set the strike zone. Not to mention spot the hit bat's man 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7729 Must be a middle-aged woman. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
7730 When he signed that big contract, he bought a no-self driving car. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7731 He's trying to make a come back after a failed suicide squeeze play. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
7732 What he does for the team doesn't show up in the box score. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7733 And, he can see the ball well! 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
7734 He thinks it's the hen ball trick. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
7735 I wonder if he knows how to swing through the pitch". 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
7736 I told you we have to stop hiring Martians." 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
7737 Well, we had invisible runners when I was a kid...I guess this is what have now. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
7738 See More. Take a walk. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
7739 I think this new camouflage suit is really going to improve our stats. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
7740 Man, he grows one hell of a beard. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
7741 He ain't got no balls! 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
7742 And just think of how successful he'll with product endorsements for skin care goods. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
7743 The league insisted we have a trans on the team… 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7744 Well, I went to see HG and he told me how to fix this. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7745 If he can hit, we'll get the rest of the team meditating, too. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
7746 he is a fast he? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
7747 Frankly, I think he looks silly with the retro high-socks look. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
7748 They say he's got a real cannon of an arm! 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
7749 He signed as a ghost runner, but Skip penciled him in at DH. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7750 They won't see what him 'em! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7751 His hits are simply out of this world. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
7752 Who knew the invisible man could hit! 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
7753 It’s a virtual-karaoke experiment, “You Swing the Hits!” 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7754 It's our team spirit that helps us win. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
7755 The belt tightening strategies coming down from management is having a chilling effect. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7756 It's really easy to get the walk with this guy. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7757 Well, there goes a couple of old baseball adages. 'Always keep your eyes on the ball.' And 'keep your elbows in when hitting.' 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
7758 He might not seem like the beat player on this team bit he sure is! They'll never see him coming! 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
7759 Coach calls him our undesignated hitter. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7760 Oh, he'll be back. The team took him for one. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7761 He doesn't look like much now but you should have seen him before his uniform came in 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
7762 Is it me or is there a helmet, suit, bat, and a glove floating in front of us? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
7763 I’m telling you, you should see this kid out there. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
7764 He’s an amazing hitter. Incredible that he was overlooked for so long… 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7765 It was the next step after the DH, counting mound visits, and video review. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
7766 I think he left something at home. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
7767 You have to be specific when you tell them to sacrifice. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
7768 Looks like the analytics staff ran out of ideas! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
7769 It looks like Who's on the outfield this time. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
7770 I wonder what his jizz looks like 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
7771 He represents the contributions of women to professional team sports. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
7772 He was fed up with having beanballs thrown at him. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
7773 Seems inevitable that ghost runners would somehow miss being on deck. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
7774 Clearly, he's the greatest. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
7775 He’s batting .279! Who cares if the guys get a little spooked by him in the lockerroom?” 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
7776 When I told him to leave home everything that is useless, I did not expect him to include his brain. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
7777 Sutton developed into a prospect once he began sliding head first into bases. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
7778 The scouts all agree. There is something special about this guy. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
7779 Gonna be bigger than Jackie Robinson. I kid you not. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
7780 If you can't see him steal a base he's always safe. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
7781 They make the ghost runners bat these days 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
7782 This was a great idea, I can't see him ever striking out. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7783 He's been like this ever since he made that ultimate sacrifice fly! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7784 He figures his "Invisible Man" thing might overcome the Angry Goat thing so I said give it a try 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7785 It's a shame. He leads the team in hits but he's striking out with our fan base. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7786 The scouts say they found him in an Iowa cornfield, but you wouldn't believe his resume. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7787 Damn fine player even though he’s not all there, wouldn’t you say, Jake? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7788 Yeah, but he’s got the best strike zone since Eddie Gaedel, 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7789 He's not Eddie Gaedel the Midget, but Bill Veeck would have loved the Headless Batsman. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
7790 All it takes is brains. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7791 He found his style. Let's give him a couple months for the rest to develop. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7792 MLB implements the newest rules for “designated hitter” 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7793 No! It's not the VROOM that's keeping me awake. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7794 That my favorite player on the field. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7795 I’m living my best life and unfortunately this is it. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7796 don't you think they overdid it when they painted the home plate 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7797 Desintigrating hitter - it will speed up the game. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7798 His body is striking against the material world. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
7799 I heard he's a Ghostwalker who had his batting abilities enhanced in a secret experiment. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
7800 We just brought him up from Gotham Ghosts 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
7801 Ghost Runner? Nah, that's the dessicated hitter. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
7802 " Every sport has a Ghost now days...! " J K Fuller Genoa, NV 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
7803 One thing to lose your head... but he froze! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
7804 New man. Just up from AAA. The name is Ellison or Wells. Very private. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
7805 He was supposed to be baseless, not faceless! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
7806 Why the baseball championship is late ? We can't find players with equipment 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7807 He claims his left arm gets hit by pitches all the time. Damned if I know. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7808 It shouldn't be a problem except when we play the Marlins or the Rays away. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
7809 I haven't seen this guy around here before. He must be new." Jenine Cox, St Cloud, MN 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7810 After bench-clearing, we have no more runners. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
7811 That was a really wild pitch 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7812 Oh no, he’s got that look on his face again. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7813 He hits his weight, but he runs like the wind! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7814 Oh yeah, so he must be the Headless Batsman of Sleepy Late Innings, huh? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7815 Holds the record for hit-by-pitches. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
7816 You can can't even see him when he's running! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7817 It’s about keeping up with the times..,.totally gender neutral. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
7818 The scouting reports say he's a 'can't-miss' prospect. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7819 Someone needs to fill in for Gary Or this hit is definitely a miss 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7820 You know, he doesn’t look like much, but he’s quick and gets on base. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
7821 One more homerun and the witch will give him his body back. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
7822 Makes the hidden ball trick look kind of lame, don’t you think? 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
7823 We've used ringers and over-aged kids, but is it really fair to have Elon Musk design an autonomous ballplaying device? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7824 This is how we fuck with the umpire 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7825 Griffey is still trying to make it to the World Series this year 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
7826 First player to bat .400 since Ted Williams in 1941. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7827 I told him to relax and try not to appear too nervous. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7828 He's a great base stealer, and it's super hard to interpret his body movements. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7829 They'll trade the top half for $175,000 and two infielders. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7830 The guy’s throwing a no-hitter. Who else would you use to pinch hit? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7831 Uniform frozen solid!? So that’s why they play hockey in Canada… 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7832 Who's on first. What's on second. I don't know's on third. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7833 Can you believe he used to be a hand model? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7834 See, Jim? Not all of our guys skip leg day. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7835 Pension is so much more affordable now 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
7836 We're trying out a new position because of Covid - the hologrammed hitter. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
7837 I thought that only happened to umpires. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
7838 I see his uniform made it to the ballpark before he did. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
7839 They call him Frodo. I think he's a foreigner. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
7840 Get on , get naked, and give him his uniform after he crosses home? 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
7841 You know, I think there are better ways to monetize his skill set. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
7842 We no longer require that they live and breathe, as long as they can hit. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
7843 He has some troubles in the field,but his strength at the plate is clear. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7844 He's to be named at a later date. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7845 I feel like I'm not feeling seen or heard 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
7846 Now Joey Gallo can lick his eyeballs if he wants to, and we won't have to watch him do it! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7847 It makes it easier for the pitcher to stay in the strike zone. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7848 Is this the team new invisible reinforcement? 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
7849 If he hits one out can he just stand there 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
7850 He's the greatest hitter of the Spirit Team. They call him "Ghost." 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7851 He may be a nobody now but he's gonna be a star! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7852 Just watch. He gives a whole new meaning to “whiff.” 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
7853 Well, you have to admit it's better than the umpire's new clothes. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
7854 Ghost runner to pinch hitter, two for the price of none. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
7855 I had him suicide squeeze last at bat. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
7856 We have a pretty weak lineup. I think this guy could help in the cleanup spot. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
7857 My new glasses will not detect human flesh. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
7858 He's the Invisiball Man 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
7859 He’s got a low OBP but a major league PKE. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
7860 He's trying to keep a low profile, after that last doping scandal. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
7861 It’s supposed to be for the “player to be named later.” 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
7862 The cartoonist did too many strike-outs! 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
7863 “He’s testing a new sunscreen with SPF 6000." 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
7864 It's just a matter of time before they do away with the designated hitter 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
7865 Who is that?” “I don’t know.” “No, he just batted. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
7866 You see that player? That's Ghostie McQueen. You're a new coach, so I'll explain that he is a ghost. He has 32 RBIs and a batting average of .312. You heard right! Yeah. .312. He swings the bat pretty well, wears a helmet. He's a player to watch. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7867 Just imagine the post-game Gatorade dump. So glad the Astros didn't sign him. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
7868 Not even the ghost of Babe Ruth himself can help us! 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
7869 When he was 7, he accidentally used his mom’s body lotion that makes you 10 year younger. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7870 You’ll never know if he throws a spit ball. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7871 A true phenom. But not sure he can hit as curve. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
7872 Ya know, if he didn’t wear any clothes they’d never see it coming- he’d be invinceable! 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
7873 I know you can't see it, but he's one of the best ghost runners out there. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7874 That’s The guy we resurrected last week he’s very light complected and not too photogenic but he can hit. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7875 He never gets hit by a pitch, but the phantom tags are killing him. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
7876 So, this is what a "colorblind" society looks like? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7877 Our newest secret weapon- disguised our draft choice as an old woman. Their "cloak of invisibility" is amazing! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7878 I know that ghost runners start the extra inning on second base already, but let him have this. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7879 He still can't hit a curveball 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7880 Not nowhere—he came out of the floor. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7881 Look,I know he scared off a couple of the new guys,but he 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7882 In the Hogwart's League, it really is hard to say who's on first. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7883 Wow, Duke really was ghosted by his girlfriend! 1.0690 0.04161 58 54 2 1
7884 He have always managed to view the game from other dimension. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
7885 He promised he’d never miss a game. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7886 The crowd won't notice, they just installed a new jumbotron. 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
7887 Doctor, I am the Great Clown Pagliacci. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7888 I'm telling you, the kid is out of this world. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7889 Ralph Ellison. Just brought up from the minors. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7890 Nobody can see him shooting steroids between swings. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7891 Iguess the invisibility pandemic is back 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
7892 He’s great on the bases when he’s naked. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
7893 11 years in the Bigs and he hasn't been hit by a pitch yet. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
7894 He’s not much to look at, but he sure can hit a curve ball. 1.0667 0.04924 45 43 1 1
7895 And Where’s batting cleanup. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
7896 God damn you now that he's got a uniform on you can really tell that kid's packin' fat fuckin hog 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
7897 He's fitting in great but some of the kids won't shower next to him. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
7898 He gets a free ride to second, but he likes to warm up to make his parents proud. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
7899 What would Walter Johnson make of this? 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
7900 Instead of a DH hitter we have a NH ! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7901 He's not yet a five-tool player. 1.0649 0.03377 77 73 3 1
7902 He's just here to remind us of the end game... 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
7903 And that's how we hired a psychic to oversee our call-ups. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
7904 He's not much to look at, but he can sure stare down a pitcher. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
7905 He scares the pitchers so much they just walk him. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
7906 He's a remarkable ball player, but doesn't have much of a personality." 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7907 He was just called up from the Zombies 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
7908 Why the fuck is he even wearing a uniform? Fuck! 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
7909 I just can't see how he is going to transform this team 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7910 I'm taking a chance — testing an unknown player. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7911 I've heard of the hidden ball trick but this is ridiculous 1.0606 0.03663 66 62 2 1
7912 Hey listen, he's incorporeal, but he's still better than that racist we had to kick off the team. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7913 So glad we compromised on the designated hitter rule. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7914 I know folks just don't see it, but I know he's got potential. 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
7915 I'm glad we have that good old team spirit 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
7916 They've taken non-binary to a new level. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
7917 Anon-o-player! MLB's new metaverse way to attract fans. You can put your image into an actual game! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7918 Ghost hitter - takes ghosting to a new level 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7919 His production has been invisible this season, Jack. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7920 Ghost runner? We have a whole ghost team. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7921 (Besides writing, can he hit too?) 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7922 He looks real good,really 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7923 The Corporate Sponsor and Mike are still $1M apart 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7924 We doing it for the the LBGTQI folks 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7925 Dude, the guy is Ken "Griffin", Jr. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7926 He really throws them off when they yell "no batter". 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7927 Be invisible. In this suit. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
7928 SCOUTS SAY HE HAS A GOOD EYE 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
7929 Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7930 He’s among the most clairvoyant to play the game. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7931 Hey met a wacko searching for the Holy Grail. 1.0536 0.03964 56 54 1 1
7932 Our catcher. Nobody will ever steal a sign from him. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
7933 He may not be much to look at, but he leads in stolen bases. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
7934 Reminds me of Kevin Bacon in the invisible flick. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
7935 He can't retire, he still has unfinished business 1.0508 0.03764 59 57 1 1
7936 He’s our strikeout king. He never sees the ball coming. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
7937 Unfortunately, so are his batting stats. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
7938 The physics department is trying to show that it’s the essence of a person that matters. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
7939 Yeah! I never lick my envelopes!! 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
7940 When the first base coach says "skinny dip", he always steels 2nd. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
7941 He is good. Just a little bit too shy... 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
7942 Did you ever wonder what he looks like naked? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7943 He's invisible...just like #42 was for decades....must be female...the new Jackie Robinson of our age. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
7944 Poor Jeff! He never knows if his parents are watching in the stands. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7945 He never had his heart and mind in the game. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7946 Good substitution move. Nobody’s a better pinch hitter. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7947 OK, but how's our guy going to read the sign? 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
7948 I hacked him to pieces in my basement and threw what was left in the garbage behind the gas station. Now, the imprint of his corporeal waste drifts in my periphery. Still I feel nothing - not joy or sadness, not remorse or fear of God. Play ball! 1.0400 0.04000 50 49 0 1
7949 I have no doubt that this kid will be able to steal base without anybody ever noticing. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7950 His Mom warned me he was an introvert when she signed him up, but I never imagined it could be this bad." "Told you commitaphobes never step up to the plate." "Saving face is like cost being a false economy. It never pays off 1.0390 0.02220 77 74 3 0
7951 We put him in to hit them where they ain 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
7952 It's not good to play being in such a situation. Look how many peoples are here! 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
7953 He's been seeing the ball really well lately 1.0333 0.03333 60 59 0 1
7954 I think it's cool. the way the bat seems to hover and the glove seems eager to grasp it; s little face makeup and the helmet would look less creepy. 1.0323 0.02262 62 60 2 0
7955 He’s an excellent pinch runner but stinks at batting. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
7956 Coach feels they play better if their heart and soul are somewhere else - I gotta say I agree 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
7957 He said he was worried about being seen with pine tar on his bat 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
7958 I think getting to play professional baseball is pretty amazing, too, but George here finds it to be an out-of-body experience. 1.0154 0.01550 65 64 1 0
7959 Sure he can run,but can this ghost fella hit? 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0