Contest #799 Summary

Name	Value
Submission deadline	2022-04-17T17:08:00.000Z
Voting started	-
Voting ended	2022-05-08T17:09:00.000Z
Finalists announced	2022-05-02T17:09:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued	May 9, 2022
Number of captions	6818
Number of responses	1081898
Number of participants	-

Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	..... and that's when she said, 'It's me or the cat.	1.8708	0.00957	7108	2831	2364	1913
1	Finish your wine and I’ll explain what I meant by ‘fixed’”.	1.8593	0.00979	6885	2822	2210	1853
2	This is a 1961 Chateau Cheval Blanc. I'm not pouring it into a saucer.	1.8449	0.01046	5720	2302	2003	1415
3	I hope it pairs well with whatever you dragged in.	1.8373	0.00940	7119	2913	2451	1755
4	I thought you'd like to try it, instead of just knocking it off the counter.	1.8369	0.01095	5145	2076	1832	1237
5	To be honest, not what I was expecting when you said you were a cat person.	1.8172	0.00975	6646	2816	2229	1601
6	So, where do you see yourself in 5 lives?	1.8168	0.00962	6615	2743	2341	1531
7	I also clawed my way to the top.	1.8165	0.01392	2987	1189	1157	641
8	It's time you know. You're adopted.	1.8151	0.00973	6598	2785	2248	1565
9	I liked in your profile how you said you always land on your feet.	1.8147	0.00991	6056	2466	2246	1344
10	Second door to the left, under the sink.	1.8097	0.01324	3494	1466	1227	801
11	How do you feel about petting on the first date?	1.8024	0.01295	3820	1676	1223	921
12	But enough about me, tell me about your lives.	1.7977	0.00969	6347	2661	2309	1377
13	I must say, when your profile said “Must like cats” this isn’t exactly what I was expecting…	1.7949	0.00930	7094	3055	2439	1600
14	My last date was a dog and all she wanted to do was go out.	1.7924	0.01248	3907	1678	1362	867
15	You’re purring your words.	1.7922	0.00964	6555	2820	2277	1458
16	When you said cat person on your profile I pictured something a little different	1.7890	0.01111	4895	2103	1722	1070
17	OK, so where were we before you heard the can opener?	1.7881	0.01076	5319	2321	1804	1194
18	No, it doesn’t taste funny to me; but then, I didn’t just use my tongue to “tidy up.”	1.7815	0.01070	5612	2551	1736	1325
19	I think that you will like it. It's aloof and hard to approach.	1.7772	0.00973	6352	2776	2215	1361
20	It has a nice bouquet, but I'd still rather play with the cork.	1.7756	0.01044	5544	2435	1918	1191
21	I’m not sure this qualifies as not drinking alone, Dave	1.7745	0.01535	2528	1105	890	533
22	So, what do you want to do with your lives?	1.7744	0.00979	6113	2637	2218	1258
23	I think I misinterpreted when you said you were a cat-person.	1.7726	0.01083	5128	2256	1782	1090
24	You know, this would be illegal in Texas, Georgia, and Florida.	1.7707	0.01039	6006	2792	1799	1415
25	Are you ignoring anyone else?	1.7698	0.00949	6726	2991	2292	1443
26	Do you believe in petting on the first date?	1.7688	0.01092	5199	2352	1697	1150
27	This is awkward. You’re still not allowed on the couch.	1.7684	0.01306	3389	1462	1250	677
28	I think we should start ignoring other people.	1.7638	0.01069	5305	2382	1794	1129
29	It’s white with fish. Red with mouse.	1.7623	0.01260	3736	1657	1310	769
30	We have to talk about what happened to the canary.	1.7601	0.01042	5244	2272	1958	1014
31	After the third glass I forget which one of us is the imaginary friend.	1.7595	0.01386	3144	1418	1064	662
32	I think you'll find it pairs nicely with both wet food and a variety of rodents.	1.7580	0.01035	5603	2524	1911	1168
33	But enough about men... What of mice?	1.7542	0.01067	5306	2414	1782	1110
34	Now that we’re nice and cozy, let’s talk about giving away all of your children.	1.7514	0.01070	5615	2676	1659	1280
35	If you tell the dog, we're never doing this again.	1.7430	0.01035	5443	2465	1912	1066
36	So - are you ready to tell me what happened to the canary?	1.7385	0.00997	5626	2502	2093	1031
37	I appreciate your input, but I think it’s a little different when you only have one life.	1.7376	0.01321	3159	1394	1200	565
38	I've come to realize I find your indifference irresistible.	1.7356	0.01095	4755	2150	1712	893
39	To our dear friend Mr. Hamster, who left without saying goodbye. Or leaving a trace.	1.7323	0.01316	3332	1526	1172	634
40	No, it’s the same one, but I’ve had it reupholstered since your last visit.	1.7306	0.01230	3697	1666	1361	670
41	Not sure if mice are considered white meat or dark meat, but this fruity Rose goes with anything.	1.7300	0.01300	3345	1518	1212	615
42	Let's not tell the dog about this, okay?	1.7241	0.01218	3657	1635	1396	626
43	You liked the box it came in.	1.7205	0.01368	3206	1534	1034	638
44	So, I wanted to see how you felt about getting a dog.	1.7184	0.01126	4371	2000	1602	769
45	I can’t believe the dog still drinks out of a bowl	1.7163	0.02438	987	469	329	189
46	We need to talk. I've noticed you've been thinking outside the box.	1.7155	0.01323	3367	1607	1111	649
47	I saw the woman next door talking to her dog. She thinks he understands her. Weird, no?	1.7099	0.01419	2830	1338	976	516
48	Don't be ridiculous. You can't hide a pill in pinot.	1.7092	0.01395	3153	1559	952	642
49	I have a laser pointer if you like that kind of thing.	1.6923	0.01430	2766	1338	941	487
50	Try it, I know you’re curious.	1.6903	0.01455	2693	1314	899	480
51	So, I need to talk to you about my return to the office.	1.6855	0.01525	2531	1268	791	472
52	Well you don't exactly look like your pictures either!	1.6835	0.01511	2474	1214	829	431
53	Misty will be down soon. She takes forever to groom.	1.6829	0.01509	2327	1102	861	364
54	I know you want to tip it over but try it first.	1.6824	0.01520	2459	1213	814	432
55	I said it’s from a LITER box	1.6806	0.01635	2317	1205	647	465
56	I admit using Garfield’s picture on Tinder wasn’t ethical but we are having a lovely evening.	1.6702	0.01714	1862	917	642	303
57	The tuna is prominent, but the subtle hint of squid is quite surprising	1.6692	0.01696	1941	969	645	327
58	I just wanted to let you know we are getting a dog.	1.6667	0.01745	1836	921	606	309
59	I can't believe you've lived in the alley all these years and we've never done this	1.6640	0.01775	1762	884	586	292
60	I know I said I was 6’1” but you weren’t exactly honest in your profile, either.	1.6596	0.01927	1566	812	475	279
61	Like you, it's domestic.	1.6541	0.01856	1506	741	545	220
62	So, your profile pic was of you.	1.6499	0.02053	1414	755	399	260
63	Kitty knew then that she needed to delete the dating app. Once again, this was neither the glass of white nor the Tom she'd anticipated.	1.6498	0.02102	1385	751	368	266
64	Sure beats hair of the dog, don't it?	1.6476	0.02030	1277	640	447	190
65	Well, she got my house in Southampton, and I got you	1.6447	0.02108	1244	643	400	201
66	To his dismay, Fluffy realized his new adopter could not tell a Cabernet from a Merlot.	1.6390	0.02193	1241	675	339	227
67	Here's to eight more lives together, Felix.	1.6371	0.02158	1160	600	381	179
68	I thought we could put that neutering incident behind us.	1.6346	0.02245	1122	597	338	187
69	I know what you’re thinking, but it doesn’t breathe nearly as well in a saucer.	1.6336	0.02189	1179	628	355	196
70	So, when your profile said "cat person"...	1.6330	0.02211	1158	618	347	193
71	I think you're old enough to be told that you were adopted.	1.6328	0.02170	1163	612	367	184
72	Full disclosure, this is my first time pet sitting.	1.6306	0.02322	1026	543	319	164
73	The last time we did this, I woke up neutered.	1.6264	0.02493	1001	568	239	194
74	Fluffy is still getting ready. So what do you do for a living?	1.6213	0.02425	1006	560	267	179
75	I learned how to hold a wine glass without opposable thumbs and you couldn’t even spring for the good stuff?	1.6180	0.02454	958	529	266	163
76	I don’t know how to tell you this, but I think I’m a dog person	1.6178	0.02366	942	497	308	137
77	You may have begun to suspect -- I'm not your biological father.	1.6143	0.02416	923	495	289	139
78	I hate people too.	1.6143	0.02572	827	447	252	128
79	How many before you don't land on your feet?	1.6112	0.02658	805	446	226	133
80	You lead such interesting lives.	1.6087	0.02428	846	441	295	110
81	Perhaps you’d prefer the cork?	1.6083	0.02671	794	441	223	130
82	Glen had always known he was a ‘cat person,’ but somehow this was starting to feel like something more.	1.6078	0.02614	793	431	242	120
83	Wow! For something you just dragged in, it's delicious.	1.6075	0.02482	879	478	268	133
84	Now that we are cozy wozy, perhaps we could talk about what's happening to the back of the couch.	1.6049	0.02460	863	463	278	122
85	A few more of these and I might finally let you pet me…	1.6005	0.02546	836	460	250	126
86	So, what are your pronouns?	1.6003	0.02789	768	444	187	137
87	So then I tell Schrödinger, "Do I look dead to you?" And that was that. He moved his stuff out the next morning.	1.5981	0.02878	739	434	168	137
88	Isn't this better than knocking it onto the floor?	1.5970	0.02644	732	394	239	99
89	Is there EVER going to be a ‘right time’ to tell her you’re neutered, Buddy?	1.5961	0.02603	775	423	242	110
90	Its not you, its me. I guess deep down I've always been a dog person	1.5925	0.02785	665	362	212	91
91	It has notes of bird, mouse, and fish.	1.5894	0.02772	716	404	202	110
92	This is nice. All my ex ever wanted to do was play fetch.	1.5881	0.02843	670	376	194	100
93	The wine helps me pretend that you like me.	1.5803	0.02816	629	344	205	80
94	You'll notice it has tones of tuna, haddock and smelt.	1.5797	0.02740	709	400	207	102
95	So,you're saying I'm adopted?	1.5758	0.03002	561	314	173	74
96	You might think about updating your profile on the dating site to include the cat part.	1.5750	0.02986	593	336	173	84
97	It's interesting that our dating profile indicates that we both love Cats.	1.5749	0.02925	614	347	181	86
98	Okay, now that we're comfortable, it's time to tell me what happened to the hamster.	1.5737	0.03087	556	316	161	79
99	Don't take this the wrong way but the more I drink the more you look like a cat.	1.5727	0.03105	571	331	153	87
100	'Now, isn't this better than playing with the blinds?'	1.5679	0.03051	560	319	164	77
101	This will allow you to sleep more than 20 hours a day.	1.5674	0.02955	571	319	180	72
102	A bold palate of complex fruity structure with a hint of yarn.	1.5647	0.03090	556	321	156	79
103	When my roommate said he was getting me a little pussy for my birthday, well I had no idea…	1.5618	0.03276	534	321	126	87
104	Here's to life without the dog.	1.5607	0.03278	494	287	137	70
105	I hope you like wine. The dog drank all the beer.	1.5599	0.03272	459	258	145	56
106	The perfect Pinot to wash down a hairball	1.5595	0.03168	529	308	146	75
107	After 15 years of living together, I'm so happy you finally agreed to be friends.	1.5572	0.03347	481	283	128	70
108	So.. Fluffy what are your pronouns?	1.5569	0.03119	562	333	145	84
109	I hope you don’t think this is going to lead to petting.	1.5566	0.03207	521	306	140	75
110	You have to admit this is more interesting than playing with the cork.	1.5562	0.02925	552	307	183	62
111	No, really. You look great for being on your ninth life.	1.5548	0.03201	456	253	153	50
112	I know it seems bad now, but you’ll land on your feet.	1.5546	0.03330	467	273	130	64
113	So, tell me about your lives.	1.5530	0.03277	472	272	139	61
114	It's not you, I'm more of a dog person.	1.5461	0.03308	456	264	135	57
115	For the last time, there's no such thing as Catbernet.	1.5445	0.03054	551	324	154	73
116	It's a frisky blend.	1.5442	0.03251	498	296	133	69
117	Now isn’t this nicer than scratching the hell out of the couch?	1.5434	0.03365	438	257	127	54
118	I just don’t see myself spending the rest of my lives with you, Brad.	1.5411	0.03457	438	261	117	60
119	How long ago did you transition?	1.5411	0.03345	475	285	123	67
120	...and now you know what being fixed means.	1.5396	0.03476	417	247	116	54
121	So, tell me all about one of your lives.	1.5392	0.03465	408	237	122	49
122	How do you feel about petting on first date?	1.5369	0.03390	447	266	122	59
123	Maybe next time don’t lick yourself for 10 minutes before trying the wine.	1.5360	0.03551	403	239	112	52
124	'would you like a table to push it off?'	1.5356	0.03537	435	266	105	64
125	So what are you looking for in an owner?	1.5351	0.03620	385	228	108	49
126	I love cats - I've always been drawn to abusive relationships.	1.5326	0.03321	475	287	123	65
127	It’s ok, you’ll land on your feet.	1.5312	0.03591	384	227	110	47
128	So I said to the Genie, how about a little pussy?	1.5289	0.03950	380	244	71	65
129	So, no hard feelings about that neutering thing?	1.5286	0.03696	367	219	102	46
130	His lips are moving, but the only voice I hear is the one inside my head telling me to claw his damn couch.	1.5284	0.03504	405	241	114	50
131	So I've been catnip-free for about a month now...	1.5284	0.03301	458	273	128	57
132	I want to talk about your trip to the vet tomorrow.	1.5276	0.03376	434	258	123	53
133	Would you like to see my ball of yarn?	1.5276	0.03613	381	227	107	47
134	It's in the basement at the foot of the stairs. You can't miss it.	1.5270	0.03719	408	257	87	64
135	The moment Mr. McFluffins realized Nate needed more friends.	1.5242	0.03675	393	242	96	55
136	I'm sure you'll like this more than anything they may have served at the shelter.	1.5238	0.03378	420	248	124	48
137	I thought we might share a glass of pinot and talk like civilized adults about who really owns this sofa.	1.5225	0.03794	377	235	87	55
138	My dog doesn’t understand me.	1.5223	0.03594	381	228	107	46
139	Come, slide over. I promise - no petting.	1.5199	0.03560	402	245	105	52
140	You sip it, you don't knock it off tables	1.5171	0.04046	321	199	78	44
141	I may have misunderstood when you called yourself a cat lady in your dating profile.	1.5159	0.03961	345	217	78	50
142	Roll it around your tongue like it's a pill.	1.5157	0.03523	413	259	98	56
143	It's called Cabernet Schrödinger - it's both red and white.	1.5151	0.03833	365	229	84	52
144	Well thanks for coming by. I have a couple more cats to see before I decide who to rescue.	1.5145	0.03931	346	217	80	49
145	Hair of the dog is just an expression.	1.5134	0.03621	372	225	103	44
146	I identify as feline	1.5124	0.04037	322	201	77	44
147	This is a lot better than bringing me a dead bird.	1.5117	0.03857	342	211	87	44
148	'Hair of the dog' is a figurative term.	1.5111	0.03877	315	189	91	35
149	... But enough about me. Tell me what you've done with YOUR lives.	1.5091	0.03747	330	197	98	35
150	You said you would if I tried catnip.	1.5072	0.03674	345	207	101	37
151	Your rodent control proposal has some merit, but we need to discuss the part about leaving them in my shoes.	1.5070	0.03698	359	220	96	43
152	Yes, it tastes a bit 'mousy.' I thought you'd like it."	1.5068	0.03596	367	222	104	41
153	It's just that lately, you've been distant.	1.5055	0.03576	364	219	106	39
154	If you need to powder your nose, the box is in the kitchen.	1.5046	0.03901	329	204	84	41
155	Tell me more about some of your lives.	1.5031	0.03902	318	195	86	37
156	Would you prefer to play with the cork?	1.5029	0.03923	342	217	78	47
157	I'm getting blackberry, mineral... and is that... notes of tuna?	1.5026	0.03510	388	237	107	44
158	I’m sorry, I feel like I’ve been doing all the talking.	1.5000	0.04089	296	184	76	36
159	I know people like you, first a few drinks, then some heavy petting.	1.5000	0.03935	348	224	74	50
160	Honestly, you look nothing like your profile photo.	1.4985	0.03798	341	212	88	41
161	You don’t look anything like your picture!	1.4985	0.03612	341	209	97	35
162	If you want to stay over, I have an extra pile of clean laundry.	1.4970	0.03945	332	211	77	44
163	I don’t know how to break this to you, but I just heard I ‘ll be to going back to the office	1.4964	0.04172	280	174	73	33
164	Oh, you misunderstood: it didn't come from THAT kind of box.	1.4957	0.03697	345	212	95	38
165	You're finally old enough to know that....you were adopted.	1.4955	0.03755	335	208	89	38
166	I'm glad we can discuss the litter box protocols like adults	1.4954	0.03781	329	204	88	37
167	I take it that the red wine means we’re not having fish?	1.4953	0.03937	317	198	81	38
168	Well actually we don't call it the 'hair of the dog' until the next day.	1.4951	0.03952	307	190	82	35
169	So your profile said you were a cougar?	1.4950	0.04140	299	190	70	39
170	So you’re the eldest of eighteen. What’s that been like?	1.4945	0.04057	273	165	81	27
171	I usually get bottled wine but I thought you might like to play in the empty box afterwards.	1.4913	0.04096	287	179	75	33
172	I never thought of myself as a cat person, but here we are!	1.4912	0.03902	285	171	88	26
173	It's fine. You're 33 in cat years.	1.4912	0.04199	283	179	69	35
174	Steve’s practice dates are leaving Mittens confused.	1.4901	0.04028	302	190	76	36
175	Have you always been domestic?	1.4884	0.03753	301	180	95	26
176	Don’t be nervous….I have never dated outside my species either.	1.4883	0.03859	299	182	88	29
177	Listen,the last two years have been great, but I’m returning to the office.	1.4864	0.03906	294	180	85	29
178	I’m surprised you came over when I called	1.4855	0.04400	276	181	56	39
179	Don’t be like that. You knew the lockdown wouldn’t last forever.	1.4851	0.03822	303	185	89	29
180	So you're saying you only swiped right because you were chasing a laser?	1.4848	0.04050	328	216	65	47
181	Do you want to stay in or go out?	1.4845	0.03995	291	181	79	31
182	So we're agreed. I'll return the puppy, and you'll stop scratching the furniture.	1.4841	0.04150	252	153	76	23
183	I love that we can tell each other anything.	1.4839	0.04159	248	150	76	22
184	I’m thinking about getting another human	1.4834	0.04111	271	168	75	28
185	Next time we can try it your way and use the saucers.	1.4830	0.04137	294	189	68	37
186	The truth? I liked you better as a kitten.	1.4824	0.04262	255	159	69	27
187	So tell me more about your third life.	1.4823	0.03887	311	195	82	34
188	I mean, I did say 'cat person' on my profile.	1.4818	0.03764	303	184	92	27
189	Care for some Goldfish crackers?	1.4818	0.03746	330	206	89	35
190	Pairs well with Friskies	1.4817	0.03782	301	185	88	28
191	It’s boxed wine. I know how much you love boxes.	1.4816	0.03887	299	185	84	30
192	I agree. Necks are only necessary for wine bottles.	1.4809	0.04139	314	208	61	45
193	My last cat couldn’t hold his liquor	1.4793	0.04063	290	184	73	33
194	I have to say,cat-sitting is much nicer than I’d anticipated.	1.4784	0.04769	232	153	47	32
195	So your profile said you were really into yarn.	1.4784	0.03810	301	185	88	28
196	Gee, we have so much in common. We both like wine, & neither of us has a neck.	1.4766	0.04321	256	163	64	29
197	Everyone lies on their dating profile a little…	1.4754	0.04401	244	155	62	27
198	Take a sip, swirl it around your mouth. Then hack it up.	1.4754	0.04076	305	199	67	39
199	Let's be honest. This was never a book club.	1.4753	0.04201	263	166	69	28
200	Couch is nice but I prefer the box this wine came in.	1.4748	0.04403	238	152	60	26
201	Yes, I agree, once you finally catch the laser dot, what do you have? Nothing.	1.4741	0.04348	270	177	58	35
202	Let's drink to friendship. And not shredding my new sofa.	1.4739	0.04299	230	141	69	20
203	It pairs nicely with Fancy Feast Ocean Whitefish.	1.4733	0.04066	281	182	67	32
204	Would you prefer that we sit in a cardboard box?	1.4727	0.04248	256	162	67	27
205	I appreciate your taste in wine. All dogs want to do is drink beer.	1.4722	0.04185	252	157	71	24
206	It’s not you. I’ve just realized I’m more of a dog person.	1.4720	0.03736	322	202	88	32
207	No one's ever asked before to sleep with me on the first date.	1.4708	0.03885	308	196	79	33
208	You're very perceceptive -- I DO come from a family of Russian nesting dolls!	1.4698	0.04608	232	154	49	29
209	-“I don’t get the dog thing either”.	1.4698	0.04188	281	183	64	34
210	Sorry, I thought you said nightcap, not catnip.	1.4688	0.04141	288	188	65	35
211	You lied about your height on your profile.	1.4688	0.04211	256	162	68	26
212	This one goes well with fish.	1.4684	0.04230	269	174	64	31
213	So tell me, what’s new pussycat..?	1.4683	0.04405	252	164	58	30
214	If you were a dog, you’d fetch me another drink.	1.4661	0.04381	251	163	59	29
215	This wine pairs well with wet or dry food.	1.4661	0.04525	251	167	51	33
216	My wine friends say it's cat piss, but I wanted an informed opinion.	1.4641	0.04533	237	155	54	28
217	I too am not fond of people.	1.4636	0.04115	261	165	71	25
218	A toast! Here's to the new screen door.	1.4620	0.03930	303	196	74	33
219	Would you feel more comfortable if we had this drink while relaxing on the window sill?	1.4615	0.04016	260	162	76	22
220	All my other online dates have been dogs.	1.4606	0.04269	254	164	63	27
221	You looked different in your profile picture.	1.4596	0.04050	285	185	69	31
222	Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have a neck?	1.4595	0.04279	259	169	61	29
223	Here's to your 9th and final life!	1.4591	0.04061	281	182	69	30
224	The stress of sleeping all day would get to anyone.	1.4583	0.04184	264	171	65	28
225	Something you want to tell me about Tweety?	1.4575	0.04356	247	161	59	27
226	I know that I wrote cat lover on my profile.	1.4567	0.04008	289	188	70	31
227	And that's where kittens come from"	1.4560	0.04354	250	164	58	28
228	You don't look anything like your profile picture.	1.4558	0.04480	226	146	57	23
229	When you said "unwind" I thought you meant the yarn ball.	1.4553	0.04053	246	153	74	19
230	I've decided you're old enough to know you're adopted.	1.4545	0.04238	220	136	68	16
231	See, this is why you shouldn’t knock it off the table.	1.4545	0.04042	264	168	72	24
232	Isn't this better than knocking it over?	1.4542	0.04036	251	157	74	20
233	When I replied to CatLady294, I thought I’d be meeting with the lady!	1.4539	0.04103	271	181	60	30
234	You’re slightly hairier than your profile photo.	1.4534	0.04317	247	161	60	26
235	The dog only drinks gin.	1.4531	0.04348	256	170	56	30
236	I'm not sure of the vintage in cat years.	1.4531	0.04380	245	163	54	28
237	It pairs well with cheap fish	1.4530	0.03889	298	193	75	30
238	It's okay. I'm not allowed on the couch either.	1.4529	0.04655	223	148	49	26
239	Now that you're sitting down, we're getting a dog.	1.4519	0.04578	239	161	48	30
240	It still feels strange to be doing this without masks.	1.4509	0.04595	224	148	51	25
241	It's "an earthy cat-bernet with hints of field mouse".	1.4506	0.04166	253	166	62	25
242	Oh, you're a lefty, too.	1.4505	0.04602	202	129	55	18
243	You weren’t kidding when you said you’re a cat person	1.4500	0.04524	240	161	50	29
244	I thought perhaps it was time that we talk about your birth parents.	1.4496	0.04271	238	153	63	22
245	We need to wrap this up. The dogs will be here soon for poker.	1.4494	0.04238	247	160	63	24
246	You look nothing like your profile picture.	1.4469	0.04563	226	150	51	25
247	Have you told your dog about us?	1.4467	0.04234	244	158	63	23
248	Can you taste the soft and subtle hint of catnip?	1.4463	0.04095	242	153	70	19
249	Here’s to life, all 9 of them.	1.4462	0.04263	251	165	60	26
250	You see. We don't need to go out to have a good time.	1.4459	0.04303	222	141	63	18
251	I guess what I’m trying to say is, sometimes I’d like my belly rubbed too.	1.4458	0.04250	249	163	61	25
252	I don't believe in heavy petting on the first date.	1.4457	0.03979	276	179	71	26
253	Well, yes, my profile did say, "Cats okay."	1.4455	0.04654	220	147	48	25
254	I'd rather have the box it came in.	1.4450	0.04845	191	125	47	19
255	My last cat just let me pet him.	1.4444	0.04435	216	139	58	19
256	We need to talk about your drinking and my upholstery.	1.4437	0.04023	284	188	66	30
257	Apricot? Really? I'm tasting hints of tuna and mouse.	1.4432	0.03965	264	171	70	23
258	I wanted to take this moment to tell you that,starting tomorrow,I will be going back to the office.	1.4430	0.04196	237	152	65	20
259	You see? The sofa can be for more than just scratching.	1.4430	0.04066	237	149	71	17
260	Better to find out she’s a dog person now.	1.4426	0.04111	244	156	68	20
261	And so, Binxy, another cat will soon be joining our family.	1.4418	0.04285	249	165	58	26
262	I wanted to talk about what happened to Tweety.	1.4416	0.04445	231	153	54	24
263	I thought you were bringing the cheese.	1.4393	0.04654	214	143	48	23
264	So my second wish was that my cat could hold a wine glass, and my third wish was that neither of us would have necks. Pretty cool, right?	1.4388	0.04522	237	161	48	28
265	The litter box is around the corner, first door on your left.	1.4388	0.04695	196	128	50	18
266	So, do you still identify as Persian?	1.4387	0.04589	212	140	51	21
267	I wouldn’t dream of clipping your nails. Have another glass.	1.4384	0.04987	203	140	37	26
268	This one is more full-bodied with notes of rodent.	1.4384	0.04482	219	144	54	21
269	If we're being honest, I'm really more of a dog person.	1.4380	0.04173	242	157	64	21
270	Don't tell the dog	1.4375	0.04176	224	142	66	16
271	It’s not drinking alone if the cat is home!	1.4375	0.04400	240	161	53	26
272	OK, so you've got the wine. Now will you tell me where my keys are?	1.4359	0.04523	234	159	48	27
273	It is a Chardonnay but it goes equally well with fish or birds.	1.4359	0.04230	234	152	62	20
274	Would you be okay with some heavy petting?	1.4357	0.04246	280	194	50	36
275	So what's your preferred pronoun?	1.4356	0.04657	225	159	37	29
276	So to summarize, I will no longer be working from home, and so you will have to learn to entertain yourself from now on.	1.4352	0.04619	216	145	48	23
277	Really? I was adopted, too!	1.4350	0.04791	177	114	49	14
278	I’m sorry about the whole declawing fiasco but isn’t this a much nicer way to enjoy the couch?	1.4350	0.04733	200	133	47	20
279	It's gonna take way more than a glass to get me on that lap.	1.4341	0.04750	205	138	45	22
280	I got some bad news from my allergist.	1.4339	0.05045	189	129	38	22
281	You had me at meow.	1.4336	0.04577	226	156	43	27
282	It's going to take your mind off that laser.	1.4330	0.04553	194	127	51	16
283	I almost regret swatting the rest of the bottle off the countertop.	1.4328	0.04303	238	160	54	24
284	There are some things you just can't do with a dog.	1.4324	0.04086	259	171	64	24
285	In a stroke of desperate brilliance, the animal shelter decided to host speed fostering every Saturday night.	1.4318	0.04555	220	148	49	23
286	We have to move the litter box to another room and I just wanted to inform you before you heard from anyone else.”	1.4317	0.04181	227	146	64	17
287	What pronoun do you prefer?	1.4316	0.04911	190	128	42	20
288	So you were born here, but your parents are Persian?	1.4315	0.04728	197	131	47	19
289	It’s time we talk about your plans to go back to work. I can’t take you working from home anymore.	1.4310	0.04118	232	149	66	17
290	I know we're 'buddies' Richard, but I have my own life too. Can't you go to a bar and try to meet some humans?	1.4309	0.04401	188	118	59	11
291	I thought more people would turn up.	1.4308	0.04593	195	127	52	16
292	Would you prefer a dish?	1.4307	0.04643	202	134	49	19
293	So...SWF meant single white feline.	1.4301	0.04508	193	124	55	14
294	I just wanted to talk to you about what you think you saw last night.	1.4293	0.04593	205	136	50	19
295	A couple more drinks, and you will be ready to go to the V - E - T.	1.4286	0.04618	238	167	40	31
296	Yes, you thrill me. But so does the idea of selling you nine life insurance policies...	1.4286	0.04760	210	144	42	24
297	See? There are other ways to enjoy the couch.	1.4286	0.04049	252	165	66	21
298	Can you believe the quarantine ended and we’re finally back to normal?	1.4286	0.05243	182	127	32	23
299	…so anyway- turns out, it wasn’t the quarantine that was keeping her away	1.4271	0.05089	192	134	34	24
300	The clerk at the wine shop said this bottle was best enjoyed after a Fancy Feast.	1.4262	0.04738	183	120	48	15
301	Now, isn’t this better than clawing the sofa?	1.4261	0.04275	230	152	58	20
302	More 'Chat Eau' than 'Chateau', if you ask me.	1.4260	0.04551	223	152	47	24
303	And then she said, rather helpfully, I thought, ‘You don’t need me—you need a cat!’	1.4252	0.04737	214	148	41	25
304	Don't fret…it's one of a million catnip videos - I doubt it'll go viral.	1.4242	0.04651	198	132	48	18
305	...you are adopted	1.4242	0.04595	198	131	50	17
306	I didn't know this is what you meant when you said you were a Cat-person	1.4241	0.04400	224	150	53	21
307	We actually don't use that term anymore, we now say "Plus-size" Cat	1.4231	0.04167	208	146	45	17
308	I know, some people go crazy living alone.	1.4231	0.04692	208	142	44	22
309	Your profile said you were a cat person."	1.4229	0.04533	227	156	46	25
310	It’s just to take the sting out of spaying.	1.4228	0.03908	246	158	72	16
311	I asked you if I could go out. I didn't ask you out.	1.4222	0.04658	180	117	50	13
312	I just think a dog would be really good for us.	1.4213	0.04467	216	145	51	20
313	This is a bit embarrassing, but could I use your litter box?	1.4211	0.04624	209	142	46	21
314	I used to be a cat. These days I identify as species-fluid.	1.4202	0.04882	188	128	41	19
315	just act normally when they come in	1.4197	0.04675	193	129	47	17
316	Try it. It’s like liquid catnip.	1.4192	0.04282	229	153	56	20
317	Is it too soon to talk about my past lives?	1.4190	0.04299	210	137	58	15
318	why did we wait so long to do this?	1.4183	0.04433	208	138	53	17
319	See how much better evenings can be when we don't knock things off the table	1.4181	0.05038	177	121	38	18
320	Steve couldn’t understand what everyone else was complaining about; the pandemic hadn’t changed his social plans at all.	1.4178	0.04460	213	143	51	19
321	Do you taste the mousy notes?	1.4178	0.04289	225	150	56	19
322	Why not? You only live nine.	1.4174	0.04239	218	143	59	16
323	yes, the box is yours after the last drink	1.4167	0.04861	192	132	40	20
324	You spill it, you lick it.	1.4167	0.04605	216	151	41	24
325	You know you’re not allowed on the couch	1.4151	0.04472	212	143	50	19
326	I find your indifference intoxicating.	1.4144	0.04327	222	149	54	19
327	The shelter did say we should get to know each other first	1.4143	0.04502	210	142	49	19
328	To be honest with you, I never did this when I had a dog.	1.4140	0.04475	215	146	49	20
329	What about you? Has the pandemic affected your social life?	1.4138	0.05032	174	119	38	17
330	Bella contemplated her Mousecadet as Gerry patted the sofa between them. She could see where this was heading, and maybe she should have made some excuse after the restaurant, but that scratch under her chin at the front door had been so good...	1.4136	0.04820	191	131	41	19
331	Here's to you being consistently more affectionate than my children.	1.4131	0.04200	213	141	57	15
332	Okay, you have your wine, and we’re sitting down. Now tell me – what did you do with the dog?	1.4128	0.04334	218	146	54	18
333	I feel really bad for the guy who has to read these captions.	1.4127	0.05138	189	135	30	24
334	You might be right, maybe I should start leaving the house more.	1.4126	0.04350	206	136	55	15
335	So tell me, what's new in your lives?	1.4126	0.04312	223	150	54	19
336	This would pair nicely with some canned tuna	1.4126	0.04312	223	150	54	19
337	Oh, no, this'll be a totally classy video. Your viewers will love it. Can you fall into a toilet, or ride a Roomba?	1.4123	0.04331	211	140	55	16
338	When I said that I wanted "a little pussy," this isn't exactly what I meant.	1.4121	0.05043	199	143	30	26
339	It's nice to socialize again.	1.4118	0.04153	204	131	62	11
340	This particular Cab pairs well with Friskies.	1.4118	0.04339	221	149	53	19
341	Isn't its better to SIT on the couch rather than scratching the hell out of the BACK of the couch!?	1.4115	0.04446	192	126	53	13
342	I think it's time we discuss the bathroom situation	1.4113	0.04249	231	161	48	22
343	Cat: "I love you so much, I can't live without you." Man: "Is that you or the wine talking?" Cat: "It's me talking to the wine."	1.4106	0.04893	207	148	33	26
344	I want to thank you for being there for me during the quarantine but it's time for me to start dating within my own species again.	1.4105	0.04719	190	129	44	17
345	I can’t believe we BOTH dated Garfield.	1.4104	0.04664	212	148	41	23
346	It's like liquid catnip	1.4086	0.03939	257	172	65	20
347	I've invited you here to discuss the intended purpose of a couch.	1.4084	0.05039	191	136	32	23
348	I am glad we had this chat. The pandemic is over and I want the house back.	1.4083	0.04995	169	115	39	15
349	Feeling frisky?	1.4080	0.04823	174	117	43	14
350	It’s nice to meet someone else who’s interested in just curling up on the couch on a Friday night	1.4078	0.04987	179	124	37	18
351	It's not you, it's me. I thought this would work, but it turns out I'm more of a dog person.	1.4074	0.04674	189	134	37	18
352	It’s not drinking alone when I’m with you	1.4072	0.04520	221	154	44	23
353	Let’s make a toast to your first day of being weaned off catnip.	1.4072	0.05241	194	143	23	28
354	It beats milk, doesn't it?	1.4069	0.04289	231	158	52	21
355	I thought you said the rest of the cats would be here.	1.4066	0.04737	182	125	41	16
356	After this let’s shred the couch.	1.4057	0.04936	175	120	39	16
357	It does indeed smell like cat piss. Glad you like it.	1.4057	0.04562	212	147	44	21
358	Want to know why the dog left?	1.4056	0.04964	180	125	37	18
359	So about the other cat	1.4056	0.04773	180	122	43	15
360	We need to talk about me going back into the office…	1.4049	0.04302	205	136	55	14
361	Which of your nine lives are we celebrating?	1.4048	0.04338	210	141	53	16
362	Sorry, no catnip. Supply chain issues.	1.4044	0.04386	183	119	54	10
363	The dog and I are in an open relationship."	1.4040	0.04632	198	136	44	18
364	Soul mate, spirit animal, I don't know - but there's a reason we both came to this party.	1.4033	0.04942	181	126	37	18
365	It reminded me of you…soft and complex.	1.4033	0.04752	181	123	43	15
366	This way no one can say I drink alone.	1.4032	0.04904	186	130	37	19
367	When you wrote in your profile you were a cat person, you should have used a hyphen	1.4031	0.04867	191	134	37	20
368	Would you rather I poured it in the toilet?	1.4029	0.04656	206	144	41	21
369	You've been my cat for years and yet we never talk.	1.4025	0.04897	159	106	42	11
370	I'm so tired of all the 'Not a cat person...' profiles	1.4022	0.04518	179	118	50	11
371	Pretend there’s a goldfish in it.	1.4011	0.04956	177	123	37	17
372	So you’re the cat-sitter.	1.4011	0.04408	177	115	53	9
373	Dry cherries, oak, with just a hint of rodent.	1.4011	0.04919	182	127	37	18
374	Now that you know how to sit on a sofa, I think it’s time for you to learn how to drink from a glass.	1.4010	0.04398	202	136	51	15
375	I'm so glad you walked across that keyboard."	1.4000	0.04319	225	155	50	20
376	So, I’ve been meaning to tell you…I had your reproductive organs removed when you were young.	1.4000	0.04413	215	148	48	19
377	Here's to always landing on your feet.	1.4000	0.05306	155	108	32	15
378	It's good for loosening the cat's-got-your-tongue.	1.4000	0.04564	195	133	46	16
379	Goldfish water, tuna oil, one ice cube and a twist of houseplant. Your fave.	1.3991	0.04464	218	152	45	21
380	'No petting on the first date,' gotcha.	1.3990	0.04457	198	134	49	15
381	You know, we can never tell the dog about this.	1.3989	0.04621	188	128	45	15
382	I doubt anyone will watch a bunch of stupid cat videos on YouTube. You need a better plan if you want to become an influencer.	1.3976	0.05396	166	120	26	20
383	No, no. 'Hair of the dog' is just an expression.	1.3973	0.05187	146	99	36	11
384	So you're a wild party animal trapped in a domestic cat's body.	1.3972	0.04919	141	92	42	7
385	A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and meow.	1.3971	0.04418	204	139	49	16
386	It's okay, all of my first dates are awkward.	1.3967	0.04689	184	126	43	15
387	So,what IS the “cats meow”?	1.3966	0.04580	179	120	47	12
388	I am sorry to tell you that I am transitioning to being a dog person.	1.3966	0.04810	174	119	41	14
389	So, I wanted to apologize for neutering you earlier.	1.3966	0.05144	174	124	31	19
390	Box wines get a bad rap, but I'll let you play with it when we're done.	1.3962	0.04248	212	143	54	15
391	I know what you're thinking and yes this is a new couch.	1.3956	0.04788	182	126	40	16
392	A toast to your good health; nine times.	1.3951	0.04401	205	140	49	16
393	Bon Chat!	1.3951	0.04346	205	139	51	15
394	It’s so great that we don’t have to wear masks anymore and things are back to normal	1.3946	0.04973	185	132	33	20
395	…and then my therapist said I should really get out more.	1.3943	0.04788	175	120	41	14
396	Now can I trim your nails?	1.3938	0.05101	160	111	35	14
397	Tough day in the rat race?	1.3935	0.04292	216	148	51	17
398	Since you are already here ... would you mind having a look at the mice problem in the attic?	1.3925	0.04391	186	124	51	11
399	My last blind date turned out to be a real dog.	1.3924	0.05145	158	110	34	14
400	I'm what you'd call a cat person, too.	1.3923	0.04738	181	125	41	15
401	It's nice to get a minute without the dogs.	1.3920	0.04627	176	119	45	12
402	I know you’re not broken, Mittens. Being fixed is just a figure of speech. Have more wine while I explain it.	1.3911	0.05092	179	129	30	20
403	I’m done with dogs. They tell you they’re your best friend and then you learn they say that to everyone.”	1.3910	0.05270	156	110	31	15
404	So do you have my tongue or not?	1.3910	0.05424	156	112	27	17
405	Hmmm I never realized you were a lefty	1.3904	0.04502	187	127	47	13
406	You want to let the wine breathe and take small sips… THEN knock the glass onto the floor with indifference.	1.3900	0.04472	200	138	46	16
407	But he said the French Rosé pairs well with tuna.	1.3899	0.04057	218	146	59	13
408	And then we’re gonna have chocolate mouse for desert…	1.3899	0.04407	218	153	45	20
409	On the internet, no one knows I’m a cat	1.3895	0.05113	172	123	31	18
410	So I said, I know cats are socially aloof, but they really know their wines	1.3895	0.04696	190	133	40	17
411	Sure, kicking the catnip habit is worth celebrating but it's your drinking that concerns me."	1.3892	0.04403	185	124	50	11
412	My first cat was a beer drinker.	1.3889	0.05049	162	113	35	14
413	Because all the people I had invited tested positive.	1.3885	0.04845	139	91	42	6
414	I thought you said twine tasting	1.3883	0.04431	206	143	46	17
415	So, how long have you been a cat?	1.3883	0.04608	188	130	43	15
416	It's fine, hair of the dog is just an expression	1.3880	0.04632	183	126	43	14
417	Wait! So you literally were at sea with an owl in a pea-green boat?	1.3878	0.05327	147	103	31	13
418	Just friends, OK?	1.3876	0.04300	178	117	53	8
419	This may be a bit of a shock, but your old enough to know, I am not your biological father.	1.3876	0.04789	178	124	39	15
420	OK, so you’ve been asking where did the kittens go...	1.3876	0.04586	178	121	45	12
421	It’s not a break up, but more of a “I’m tired of cleaning litter boxes”.	1.3871	0.04384	186	125	50	11
422	You’re the only cat who hasn’t made me feel completely unworthy.	1.3869	0.04310	199	135	51	13
423	Know any good dog jokes?	1.3865	0.04871	163	112	39	12
424	It's not about the dead birds, it's about how the dead birds make me feel. Can we just acknowledge that?	1.3865	0.04196	207	140	54	13
425	Just to be up front--I'm not into petting.	1.3851	0.04654	174	119	43	12
426	Brian, I don’t know how to tell you this but I’m moving out… and I’m taking the couch	1.3851	0.04435	174	116	49	9
427	I just thought I’d be further along by my sixth life.	1.3850	0.04559	187	131	41	15
428	So you say that your veterinarian actually recommends a nightly glass of red?	1.3846	0.05261	156	111	30	15
429	It's not you..it's me, I've discovered I'm a dog person	1.3846	0.04748	169	116	41	12
430	So...the cat in the hat was your ex?	1.3846	0.05429	143	101	29	13
431	You do know you're going to wake up at the Vet?	1.3841	0.05387	151	108	28	15
432	Sorry, I only put a goldfish in the martinis.	1.3837	0.05106	172	124	30	18
433	If dogs can play poker then cats can drink wine.	1.3832	0.04860	167	116	38	13
434	Forgive me for being rude but, you don't look anything like your photo.	1.3824	0.05347	170	126	23	21
435	Didn’t I tell you? Lounging on the couch with a glass of wine is much nicer than shredding it with your claws.	1.3822	0.04364	191	135	41	15
436	Here's to eight more lives together.	1.3816	0.04408	207	145	45	17
437	You know, there are a lot of captions for this that wouldn't be appropriate for the New Yorker caption contest.	1.3813	0.05536	139	99	27	13
438	OK, the wine isn't great but wait 'til you see the box!	1.3807	0.04786	197	143	33	21
439	Trust me, nobody drinks milk anymore.	1.3804	0.04862	163	113	38	12
440	Red is with rat. White is with mouse.	1.3803	0.05263	142	99	32	11
441	Just don’t tell the dog.	1.3800	0.05065	150	104	35	11
442	Thanks for your support. I just don’t like drinking alone.	1.3800	0.05153	150	105	33	12
443	Again, my apologies for the unfortunate remark regarding your curiosity…	1.3799	0.04488	179	122	46	11
444	The dog prefers to drink from the toilet.	1.3797	0.05282	158	114	28	16
445	I used to drink alone.	1.3797	0.04737	187	133	37	17
446	This is the one time you're allowed on the couch.	1.3793	0.04356	203	141	47	15
447	You're lucky. They didn't let me on the sofa until I was 28.	1.3793	0.04787	174	122	38	14
448	It's safe. Drink up. Be curious.	1.3791	0.04504	182	125	45	12
449	It’s called pusseco.	1.3789	0.04980	161	113	35	13
450	It's preferable to the hot tin roof.	1.3789	0.05134	161	115	31	15
451	So, what about me made you swipe right?	1.3786	0.05116	140	96	35	9
452	I thought maybe we could talk a bit before we cuddle	1.3785	0.04520	177	123	42	12
453	..so I was having trouble with my mouse at work today -	1.3782	0.04327	193	134	46	13
454	It's okay. I don't mind doing all the talking.	1.3782	0.04927	156	108	37	11
455	It's like catnip, but better.	1.3782	0.05010	156	109	35	12
456	I never understood a single word he said but I helped him drink his wine	1.3780	0.06013	127	93	20	14
457	Drinking wine and feline fine.	1.3779	0.04607	172	118	43	11
458	It's complex. Just like you.	1.3778	0.04537	180	124	44	12
459	Sorry, I’m all out of milk.	1.3774	0.04521	159	106	46	7
460	They say you should never drink alone so thanks for doing this	1.3769	0.05597	130	92	27	11
461	You're attractive but your personal ad did not mention "neutered".	1.3767	0.05156	146	102	33	11
462	So, how about that Andrew Lloyd Webber?	1.3767	0.05156	146	102	33	11
463	It’s finally happened. We’ve become one of those couples that look alike.	1.3767	0.05064	146	101	35	10
464	You knew he was a dog when you married him.	1.3765	0.04955	162	114	35	13
465	I asked for catnip, not a nightcap.	1.3765	0.04642	170	119	39	12
466	Do you have any more questions before moving in?	1.3764	0.04638	178	124	41	13
467	I feel like while I'm out working, you're just lying around the house all day.	1.3764	0.04904	178	128	33	17
468	Here’s to you! You found the litter box!	1.3758	0.04900	149	102	38	9
469	No, I meant the wine was a full-bodied domestic.	1.3758	0.05145	157	112	31	14
470	I wanted to thank you for the bird in my shoe.	1.3758	0.05145	157	112	31	14
471	We're good together. The dog would only drink beer.	1.3757	0.04870	173	123	35	15
472	Is this supposed to make up for you adopting a dog during the pandemic?	1.3750	0.04836	160	113	35	12
473	I'm actually more of a dog person, but I'm trying to be less judgmental.	1.3750	0.04923	152	105	37	10
474	It's ok because we're not drinking alone.	1.3750	0.04923	152	105	37	10
475	I thought we'd talk about that rat in the attic.	1.3750	0.04700	192	138	36	18
476	We really do have a lot in common, you and I. Take necks, for example.	1.3742	0.04852	163	114	37	12
477	I added a little toilet water like you asked.	1.3742	0.05349	155	113	26	16
478	You know, I’m really starting to think Vicky leaving is the best thing that could’ve happened to us	1.3741	0.05429	139	99	28	12
479	It’s not you, I just think after 5 booster shots we should see other people.	1.3735	0.05086	166	120	30	16
480	A case of Merlot to not scratch up the sofa sounds reasonable.	1.3734	0.04958	158	111	35	12
481	So a dog, a cat and a mouse walk into a bar…	1.3734	0.05078	158	115	28	15
482	After ten years of living together I still don't know anything about you.	1.3733	0.04687	150	101	42	7
483	Don’t worry, it’s not that strong. You won’t lose your apathy toward everything.”	1.3733	0.05313	150	108	28	14
484	You may appreciate the notes of catnip and salmon.	1.3731	0.04652	201	146	35	20
485	What exactly makes you think I can’t handle being an outdoor cat?	1.3731	0.04599	201	145	37	19
486	I lied during the lockdown, I don't really have human friends to hang out with	1.3731	0.04443	193	138	40	15
487	My mom keeps saying I need to get out more.	1.3725	0.04043	204	142	50	12
488	‘It’s supposed to pair well with mice and impending doom.’	1.3723	0.04828	188	137	32	19
489	This is the most normal day of my life in the past two years.	1.3721	0.05090	172	126	28	18
490	Here’s to our next video	1.3721	0.04954	172	124	32	16
491	Doesn't this feel better than scratching the couch?	1.3709	0.04305	213	151	45	17
492	Is it wrong to celebrate two years of never leaving the apartment?	1.3706	0.04829	143	97	39	7
493	You're Petfinder profile said "sophisticated," but isn't this a bit much?	1.3706	0.04557	170	120	40	10
494	You definitely don't look like your profile picture.	1.3704	0.05022	162	116	32	14
495	She's gone, you're in. Any questions?	1.3699	0.04721	173	122	38	13
496	Of course, you would also have full access to the fish tank.	1.3699	0.05052	146	104	31	11
497	So, how's lives?	1.3698	0.04454	192	135	43	14
498	They said it pairs well with mice.	1.3697	0.04726	165	115	39	11
499	Pretend you don't live here, and we're on a date.	1.3697	0.04804	165	116	37	12
500	My therapist suggested I start sharing my interests with those closest to me.	1.3692	0.05895	130	96	20	14
501	I didn't know you were left-handed...	1.3691	0.05246	149	107	29	13
502	Yes, it goes well with fish!	1.3687	0.04744	160	114	36	10
503	Try not to cough it up	1.3684	0.04757	171	121	37	13
504	Real Italian leather. Go ahead and give it a scratch.	1.3684	0.04684	171	120	39	12
505	I do appreciate you letting me sit on the sofa.	1.3678	0.04555	174	121	42	11
506	It was all fun and games until someone moved their hand on the couch	1.3676	0.05404	136	97	28	11
507	Wait, you're not one of those cougars, are you?	1.3672	0.04711	177	126	37	14
508	We could always adopt.	1.3672	0.05305	128	89	31	8
509	She said now that quarantine is over I need to stop "anthropomorphizing" you.	1.3671	0.05263	158	116	26	16
510	Man: So, how was your day? Cat: Don’t go in the kitchen.	1.3671	0.04865	158	111	36	11
511	You saw her petting who?	1.3667	0.04450	180	125	44	11
512	I don’t see it as fostering so much as hosting.	1.3664	0.05332	131	95	26	10
513	The dog only gets beer.	1.3659	0.04579	164	113	42	9
514	I told you I was a cat lover. Sit over here and we'll start with some heavy petting.	1.3652	0.04551	178	128	38	12
515	This is a 1992 Cabernet sauvignon. I'm picking up on dark spices and fruit. Notes of cherry and cocoa as well as cat hair.	1.3652	0.04481	178	129	37	12
516	I am spayed and locked up. What's your excuse?"	1.3650	0.04549	200	145	37	18
517	The dog would drink it.	1.3646	0.04430	181	126	44	11
518	I don't like long walks on the beach, either.	1.3643	0.05385	129	91	29	9
519	Todd practices for his first Tinder date.	1.3642	0.04782	173	124	35	14
520	i'm guessing you see it as half empty.	1.3642	0.04417	173	119	45	9
521	Don't worry! One sip will kill the curiosity.	1.3641	0.04086	195	135	50	10
522	Let the lost mittens go. They're gone, man.	1.3636	0.04513	176	123	42	11
523	It's not drinking alone if your cat is with you!!!!	1.3636	0.04590	187	134	38	15
524	The blind date wasn’t what either of them expected.	1.3630	0.05321	135	99	25	11
525	Just wanted to have a little chit-chat about the new sofa.	1.3627	0.04303	193	135	46	12
526	Yes, it's more fun to go out, but you always want to come right back in.	1.3617	0.05160	141	100	31	10
527	So you’re a cat person, huh?	1.3613	0.04746	155	108	38	9
528	I’m still not letting you bathe me, Frank.	1.3609	0.05478	133	96	26	11
529	So, your profile says that you're interested in fishing, climbing, knitting and laser light shows...	1.3608	0.04936	158	113	33	12
530	So what do you think,wanna destroy this couch...?	1.3608	0.05097	158	115	29	14
531	So the dog is more of a beer drinker. That doesn't make him a 'stupid animal.'	1.3607	0.05468	122	86	28	8
532	I hope you don’t mind me asking but I’m dying to know — do you know Garfield?	1.3607	0.05468	122	86	28	8
533	To our one-sided love!	1.3605	0.05370	147	108	25	14
534	Wow, you're right. Kneading the couch does feel fantastic.	1.3602	0.04949	161	116	32	13
535	That’s funny, Cat in the Hat is my favorite book too.	1.3600	0.04849	150	105	36	9
536	Shall we stay in tonight, or prowl?	1.3600	0.04600	125	87	33	5
537	How long did you say Schrodinger will be on vacation...?	1.3597	0.05686	139	106	17	16
538	It's a little rough on the tongue.	1.3596	0.04813	178	130	32	16
539	So.	1.3590	0.06004	117	86	20	11
540	I just feel like we never really talk anymore	1.3590	0.04543	156	112	35	9
541	Yes, dropping that glass of wine on my new couch would ruin it. Why do you ask?	1.3590	0.05220	156	115	26	15
542	How many dates do we need to go on before you allow petting?	1.3589	0.04345	209	151	41	17
543	When you swipe right by mistake but have a good time anyway.	1.3588	0.04612	170	120	39	11
544	Yup, Julie left. Looks like it’s just me and you now.	1.3587	0.04505	184	131	40	13
545	Don't knock it over 'till you've tried it.	1.3586	0.05149	145	104	30	11
546	Why don't we go out more? Because you're an indoor cat.	1.3585	0.04990	159	115	31	13
547	You see, we're not really so different you and I.	1.3585	0.04745	159	116	31	12
548	I was actually picking up notes of litter and hair	1.3584	0.04557	173	122	40	11
549	This is a nice change after two years of Zoom.	1.3582	0.05233	134	95	30	9
550	You can sit on the couch, but not if you're drinking red.	1.3582	0.04297	201	143	44	14
551	It’s mousecatel.	1.3581	0.04890	148	104	35	9
552	Quarantine's over Greg--you need to go back to the bar and meet a nice person.	1.3580	0.04560	162	115	37	10
553	Interesting that neither of us has a neck.	1.3580	0.04924	162	117	32	13
554	Later we’ll do some catnip.	1.3580	0.04574	176	125	39	12
555	Wow, 127 half-siblings sounds like a lot of birthdays to remember.	1.3576	0.04626	165	116	39	10
556	Define meow	1.3571	0.05019	154	111	31	12
557	Now that Covid is wrapping up, I'm going to miss our little soirees	1.3571	0.05015	168	124	28	16
558	You’ve been avoiding your litter box for whatever reason, and I would like you to move out.	1.3567	0.04880	171	125	31	15
559	Drink up and I'll tell you about tomorrow's vet visit.	1.3567	0.04590	171	121	39	11
560	Hints of apricot, good balance, smooth finish - yes, I think this would go nicely with the dead rodent you brought home today.	1.3567	0.05032	157	114	30	13
561	So, yes. We’re ready for a kitten. Think of it as a mentoring opportunity.	1.3566	0.04903	143	100	35	8
562	It’s nice to finally sit down with a glass of wine and discuss the litter issues.	1.3566	0.05289	143	104	27	12
563	We need to talk. I'm getting mixed signals from you. One minute you're purring, the next you're drawing blood.	1.3566	0.05255	129	91	30	8
564	Since I'll be working from home for the next two weeks, I thought it might be nice to set a few boundaries	1.3565	0.05550	115	81	27	7
565	Sure, ok, if you want to talk about your litter box, we can.	1.3562	0.05119	146	105	30	11
566	So basically wine tasting has been my life, since you returned to the office..	1.3560	0.04448	191	137	40	14
567	This has been fun but I really think I'm more of a dog person.	1.3557	0.04863	149	105	35	9
568	So, we agree on the proper use of the sofa?	1.3551	0.04911	138	96	35	7
569	But so far we've barely scratched the surface.	1.3548	0.04529	186	134	38	14
570	I was afraid the cheese plate would attract mice.	1.3547	0.04642	172	123	37	12
571	I doubt this pairs well with anything in a bowl.	1.3544	0.04758	158	112	36	10
572	Oh no, I have lots of friends.	1.3540	0.05169	161	120	25	16
573	The dog prefers beer, go figure.	1.3540	0.04859	161	116	33	12
574	Mittens thought to herself, "a good Pinot does not make up for a rocking chair and tail mishap. A great Pinot perhaps."	1.3540	0.04859	161	116	33	12
575	Here’s to three years of spending our time together on the same sofa twenty four hours a day, all year round.	1.3540	0.05169	161	120	25	16
576	You really don’t look anything like your profile picture.	1.3537	0.04710	147	106	32	9
577	May I have permission to pet you?	1.3537	0.04998	147	105	32	10
578	Does meow mean yes or no?	1.3537	0.04556	164	115	40	9
579	How would you feel about getting a dog?	1.3534	0.05086	116	79	33	4
580	God! This is the wine you give the dog.	1.3534	0.05358	133	96	27	10
581	The vet recommended setting Bartholomew at ease, but Paul forgot which glass had the medicine.	1.3533	0.04885	167	122	31	14
582	I took the plastic cover off of the couch. That should prove I am serious about our relationship.	1.3529	0.04676	170	122	36	12
583	'it just doesn't breathe the same from a saucer "	1.3526	0.04881	156	112	33	11
584	It's dry. Like your food.	1.3520	0.04240	196	139	45	12
585	...and then I lost my mittens.	1.3520	0.05709	125	92	22	11
586	when you said you were a cat person, this is not what I expected	1.3520	0.05478	125	90	26	9
587	Is your preferred pronoun cat, kitty, pussy, or feline?	1.3520	0.04297	179	129	39	11
588	You’ll detect kibble, with a subtle bouquet of catnip.	1.3519	0.04420	162	112	43	7
589	And that’s how I lost my 4th life, Bill.	1.3517	0.05135	145	107	26	12
590	You say you hate Merlot, but I can hear you purring.	1.3515	0.04367	165	119	38	8
591	It’s our version of catnip	1.3515	0.04694	165	118	36	11
592	This might be a good time to talk about the dog.	1.3514	0.04876	148	105	34	9
593	All I really wanted was some milk	1.3512	0.04558	168	119	39	10
594	We need to talk about your exposed butthole.	1.3510	0.05332	151	113	23	15
595	Isn't this nicer than scratching the furniture?	1.3510	0.04717	151	106	37	8
596	How do you do that without an opposable thumb?	1.3506	0.04655	154	108	38	8
597	How are you holding that without opposable thumbs?	1.3506	0.05007	154	112	30	12
598	So we toast to your 11th birthday of your 5th life,right?	1.3503	0.04770	157	112	35	10
599	You did the right thing, he couldn't commit. And remember, there are a lot of other cats out there.	1.3503	0.04613	177	128	36	13
600	Don't worry, you'll land on your feet.	1.3500	0.05031	160	118	28	14
601	Full disclosure: this is a toupee.	1.3500	0.04959	140	99	33	8
602	Oh - don't worry, "cat piss" is just a term we use to describe how it smells.	1.3500	0.04959	140	99	33	8
603	Some of my best friends are cats. But honestly, I don’t see species.	1.3500	0.05162	140	101	29	10
604	Come on, it can't possibly be as bad as that Purina you made me try.	1.3497	0.04730	163	117	35	11
605	You see. Sitting up gives you a completely different perspective.	1.3497	0.04988	143	102	32	9
606	Your bio said you were Siamese. So I was expecting twins.	1.3496	0.05413	123	88	27	8
607	Well, at least I never drink alone.	1.3494	0.04670	166	119	36	11
608	My first cat didn't understand me.	1.3493	0.04620	146	101	39	6
609	She's gone, but we have each other.	1.3492	0.04341	189	135	42	12
610	No, Humpty Dumpty is my brother.	1.3487	0.04692	152	114	26	12
611	Oh, here's one. A Schnauzer, aCorgi and a Dachsund all walk into a bar...	1.3485	0.05587	132	98	22	12
612	You don’t look anything like your profile pic.	1.3485	0.05156	132	94	30	8
613	Nothing wrong with a glass of wine after a solid fourteen hours of sleep.”	1.3481	0.05074	158	117	27	14
614	I never really knew my father, either.	1.3478	0.05002	138	98	32	8
615	They said it was good for the “finicky oenophile”.	1.3476	0.04461	164	117	38	9
616	No, you can not chase that mouse until we finish the seder.	1.3475	0.04930	141	100	33	8
617	These work from home happy hours are beginning to feel a bit depressing.	1.3475	0.05131	141	102	29	10
618	You’re drinking the water from the goldfish bowl. Enjoy!	1.3473	0.04568	167	119	38	10
619	Look at us sitting here, just two cool cats.	1.3468	0.04608	173	125	36	12
620	I don't know how else to break this to you but they've called me back into the office.	1.3468	0.05497	124	90	25	9
621	The shelter said you were looking for a forever home where you could relax.	1.3467	0.04729	150	106	36	8
622	You're awfully quiet tonight. Other cat got your tongue?	1.3467	0.04729	150	106	36	8
623	It goes well with cheese, which goes well with mice; I thought you'd like it!	1.3467	0.05093	150	110	28	12
624	It's ok, go ahead, dip your paw.	1.3464	0.04666	153	108	37	8
625	I like what you’ve done with the place.	1.3464	0.04573	153	114	29	10
626	Your profile said you were a cat person, but I have to admit I was not expecting this!	1.3464	0.04847	153	110	33	10
627	It pairs very well with hairballs.	1.3462	0.04039	234	171	45	18
628	I'm sorry I lied about my height."	1.3459	0.04595	185	136	34	15
629	Think of it as catnip for humans.	1.3459	0.04804	159	115	33	11
630	So, I thought, maybe it is time we added a kitten to the household. You know, just thinking about the future and all...	1.3459	0.04370	159	114	37	8
631	My mother was a Russian nesting doll	1.3459	0.05234	133	96	28	9
632	So have you used match.com before?	1.3457	0.04742	162	117	34	11
633	Perhaps, after the wine, you'd like to see my collection of rejected Caption Contest submissions?	1.3457	0.04742	162	117	34	11
634	Spill red wine on the couch and you’ll only have eight lives left.	1.3456	0.05153	136	98	29	9
635	Sorry Pickles, I have to practise my post-pandemic social skills.	1.3456	0.05258	136	102	23	11
636	So you are a person cat.	1.3456	0.05258	136	99	27	10
637	I need to get more beer for the dog.	1.3455	0.04682	165	119	35	11
638	My wife is not the issue here.	1.3453	0.05178	139	101	28	10
639	You really are a cat man?	1.3448	0.04525	145	103	36	6
640	I believe this vintage is from one of your previous lives.	1.3448	0.04418	145	99	42	4
641	I see you meant 'Cat Person' literally on your profile	1.3448	0.04798	174	129	30	15
642	Here’s to our one millionth follower.	1.3444	0.04616	180	132	34	14
643	Glad you're learning to drink outside the box.	1.3444	0.05064	151	113	25	13
644	Now that we're settled, I have something to tell you. Work called, and they want me back twice a week.	1.3444	0.05236	151	113	24	14
645	I can taste hints of blackberry, oak, and catnip	1.3444	0.04608	151	106	38	7
646	I told my friends I'm totally getting some pussy tonight.	1.3444	0.05151	151	112	26	13
647	Oh, you're a tom cat? I'm sorry, but I don't roll that way!	1.3440	0.05460	125	93	22	10
648	Now that you're comfortable, let's talk about the shedding problem.	1.3439	0.04265	189	135	43	11
649	A dish? Guess I wasn’t thinking.	1.3438	0.04890	128	89	34	5
650	To life, or should I say lives!	1.3436	0.04554	163	116	38	9
651	You know, I'm not just a can opener with legs, and you are so much more than the hairballs you cough up.	1.3433	0.05308	134	98	26	10
652	So, pussy.com is just for cats?	1.3432	0.04751	169	124	32	13
653	This time, try to keep the tongue out of the glass.	1.3431	0.05225	137	100	27	10
654	Do you think this would work better with the seafood feast or the tuna fillet?	1.3429	0.04492	175	126	38	11
655	Listen, Buddy…there’s not enough wine in the world to make me a lap cat.	1.3427	0.05354	143	107	23	13
656	Tell me you didn't just call it Meowlot.	1.3425	0.04458	181	131	38	12
657	OK, now you ask me about my day.	1.3419	0.04617	155	110	37	8
658	Talk about coincidence. I was just about to ask YOU to stay off the furniture.	1.3419	0.04966	155	114	29	12
659	Don't give me that look. It could have been the Chateaux Nerf Du Pape, but SOMEONE pushed that off the table.	1.3419	0.06209	117	90	14	13
660	If you would like to cleanse your palate first, I can offer a hard cheddar or a soft mouse.	1.3416	0.04143	161	110	47	4
661	Why yes. It is Gato Negro.	1.3412	0.04801	170	126	30	14
662	Eyeing his drink, Fluffy wondered when the cheese board was coming out	1.3412	0.04423	170	121	40	9
663	. It's a lovely Cabernet with a hint of fish.	1.3410	0.04372	173	131	31	11
664	I have considered adopting you but honestly my life is too busy to deal with another human.	1.3409	0.05250	132	96	27	9
665	Hair of the dog?	1.3407	0.04831	182	138	26	18
666	You're a little more furry than your picture on Tinder.	1.3406	0.05490	138	104	21	13
667	Only alcoholics drink alone.	1.3404	0.05214	141	104	26	11
668	I believe this will pair well with the field mouse.	1.3400	0.04808	150	108	33	9
669	And later I thought we might share sardines and a nap.	1.3400	0.04714	150	107	35	8
670	Cat got your tongue?	1.3399	0.04833	153	111	32	10
671	Did you pick up that note of catnip in the nose?	1.3399	0.04833	153	111	32	10
672	Would you like to go into the other room and see my scratchings?	1.3397	0.04681	156	112	35	9
673	So, would you consider yourself a cat person?	1.3396	0.04622	159	114	36	9
674	I know—you like milk better. I heard you the first time.	1.3393	0.04533	168	124	33	11
675	Binge Garfield again tonight?	1.3391	0.05368	115	82	27	6
676	So Mr Schrodinger, tell me more about this equation	1.3388	0.05696	121	90	21	10
677	You don't look at all like your Tinder photo	1.3387	0.05713	124	93	20	11
678	While Joe droned on about being born in the Year of the Tiger, Fluffy recalled her mother’s warning about interspecies dating.	1.3386	0.05502	127	94	23	10
679	This wine doesn’t have my flea medicine in it, does it? Dennis?	1.3385	0.05411	130	96	24	10
680	Sometimes I get the urge to run out of the room really fast.	1.3382	0.05242	136	100	26	10
681	So can I pet you yet or are we still social distancing	1.3381	0.04849	139	99	33	7
682	Here's to our indifferences	1.3380	0.05182	142	105	26	11
683	Trust me, you won't sleep any more than usual.	1.3379	0.05106	145	107	27	11
684	I think you'll get to like not drinking it from a saucer	1.3377	0.04781	151	109	33	9
685	They were out of catnip.	1.3377	0.04593	151	114	27	10
686	The sommelier said it had a mineraly body with notes of yarn and catnip.	1.3377	0.04627	154	110	36	8
687	It pairs nicely with mice.	1.3376	0.04743	157	114	33	10
688	Hi, my name is Tom.	1.3376	0.04829	157	115	31	11
689	Last drink before you go to the shelter.	1.3374	0.04784	163	120	31	12
690	Just try it. I'm fresh out of catnip.	1.3374	0.04940	163	122	27	14
691	It's been a wonderful two years, but I'm going back to the office tomorrow.	1.3362	0.05865	116	87	19	10
692	It's a decent wine and you will love the box.	1.3360	0.05073	125	89	30	6
693	You don't look anything like the Profile you Posted.....	1.3359	0.05465	128	95	23	10
694	You look different in person.	1.3359	0.05465	128	95	23	10
695	I think you're almost ready to fly as an emotional support animal.	1.3359	0.05577	128	98	18	12
696	i’m only one glass away from destroying this sofa.	1.3359	0.05465	128	95	23	10
697	You've been so distant since the operation.	1.3359	0.04799	131	92	34	5
698	I love you, but I don’t like how you walk all over me.	1.3358	0.05291	134	99	25	10
699	Maybe you're just not cut out to be man's best friend.	1.3358	0.05209	137	101	26	10
700	Just think of it as liquid catnip.	1.3358	0.04999	137	101	27	9
701	Whaddaya think of Karen tonight, is she a keeper.	1.3357	0.04821	140	100	33	7
702	-So.. tell me everything about the crazy cat lady next door...	1.3357	0.04602	140	98	37	5
703	I’m sorry, would you have preferred milk?	1.3356	0.04724	149	107	34	8
704	Okay, how about this one? A cat, a dog and a veterinarian walk into a bar.	1.3355	0.04662	152	109	35	8
705	No, that’s not just your tongue, it DOES have notes of sandpaper.	1.3355	0.04755	152	110	33	9
706	See, for me its a toss up between wine and belly rubs, but I'd love to get a cat's opinion.	1.3355	0.04845	152	111	31	10
707	So then I ate some psychedelic mushrooms	1.3355	0.04953	155	115	28	12
708	Go on, try it. You only live nine times	1.3354	0.04759	164	121	31	12
709	With inflation, this is actually cheaper than your milk	1.3353	0.04716	170	126	31	13
710	Hints of cat pee is a description, not an accusation.	1.3353	0.04331	170	121	41	8
711	I've got some catnip.	1.3333	0.05040	126	90	30	6
712	Yes, I have no life.	1.3333	0.04594	180	134	32	14
713	Would you now agree that wine ages better than milk?	1.3333	0.05151	135	99	27	9
714	In vino, Felis.	1.3333	0.04818	135	96	33	6
715	We need to talk about your next life.	1.3333	0.05198	141	105	25	11
716	Well, it’s not exactly the same, but I found wine helped me recover from my vasectomy.	1.3333	0.05634	126	95	20	11
717	The litter tray is the third door on the right.	1.3333	0.04876	162	121	28	13
718	It was at this moment that Stewart realized he needed to go out more	1.3333	0.05341	132	98	24	10
719	It's time for us to have a quiet, rational discussion about what can be scratched and what shouldn't be scratched.	1.3333	0.04889	132	94	32	6
720	If you call this a 'meow-lot' one more time I'm going to bed, Dave.	1.3333	0.04999	141	103	29	9
721	Are you picking up on a subtle note of yarn?	1.3333	0.04243	180	129	42	9
722	I know it is Merlot but it does have notes of catnip.	1.3333	0.04941	159	119	27	13
723	Did you actually read the book this month, or are you going to fake it again?	1.3333	0.04828	144	104	32	8
724	So you don't want kids?	1.3333	0.04988	123	87	31	5
725	You look different from your photo.	1.3333	0.04860	159	118	29	12
726	I think you are now old enough to told I am not in fact your biological father	1.3315	0.04762	178	135	27	16
727	Let’s drink to your ninth life	1.3314	0.04576	169	124	34	11
728	I appreciate your letting me sit on the sofa.	1.3313	0.04220	166	117	43	6
729	I’m thinking about getting a dog	1.3313	0.04691	163	120	32	11
730	Jesus, I thought she’d never leave.	1.3313	0.04834	160	119	29	12
731	Before this goes any further, I want you to know that I’m spayed.	1.3312	0.04642	157	114	34	9
732	You'll love it. It's top shelf.	1.3312	0.04553	157	113	36	8
733	Crisp, with hints of tuna and rodents.	1.3312	0.04899	157	117	28	12
734	I must admit that I didn't expect the dating site to be so literal	1.3310	0.05069	142	105	27	10
735	Now let me tell you about my nine lives.	1.3309	0.04938	139	104	26	9
736	The most socializing I’ll do post pandemic	1.3309	0.05528	136	104	19	13
737	Yes, catnip is much drier.“	1.3308	0.04859	133	95	32	6
738	Now you ask something about me.	1.3308	0.05051	130	94	29	7
739	On the other hand, it concentrates the aroma better than a bowl.	1.3307	0.05250	127	93	26	8
740	You will love it. Itś a Catbernet Savignon	1.3307	0.04880	127	90	32	5
741	It’s “the cat’s out of the bag”, not “half in the bag”.	1.3306	0.05168	121	87	28	6
742	I am so glad the world is getting back to normal	1.3306	0.05168	121	87	28	6
743	Not your favorite? Well, THAT's a huge surprise.	1.3305	0.05523	118	87	23	8
744	It's corduroy. Why do you ask?	1.3304	0.05200	115	82	28	5
745	At last, a real cool cat.	1.3294	0.04553	170	125	34	11
746	Look, nine life insurance policies is all you need.	1.3292	0.04727	161	119	31	11
747	ok, melanie. No judging, no accusing, we’re just friends relaxing. So. Is there ANYTHING you want to share with me about Fido’s disappearance?	1.3292	0.04560	161	117	35	9
748	Really, it makes a good pairing with Fancy Feast.	1.3290	0.04766	155	114	31	10
749	You’ll like this. It’s from the Catskills.	1.3290	0.04304	155	116	31	8
750	It has a catnippy nose with hints of mouse and yarn ball and finishes with cat butt.	1.3289	0.05179	152	116	22	14
751	Tom, I think it’s time for you to start going out again.	1.3289	0.04804	149	109	31	9
752	I hope this isn’t too forward, but… have you been spayed?	1.3289	0.05168	149	113	23	13
753	It pairs well with both tuna and hairballs	1.3288	0.05153	146	110	24	12
754	This may be the wine talking, but I think I'll have more wine.	1.3287	0.04940	143	105	29	9
755	Come on. I can't be the first to lie on my Tinder profile!"	1.3287	0.04839	143	104	31	8
756	I could get you a bowl	1.3286	0.05012	140	103	28	9
757	I also love to cuddle.	1.3280	0.05051	125	90	29	6
758	I am getting a dog.	1.3279	0.04463	183	136	34	13
759	I'm glad you could make it--it's just so hard making friends after college	1.3277	0.05612	119	89	21	9
760	I thought you'd like it. It's aloof, sassy and noir!	1.3276	0.04764	174	132	27	15
761	This goes well with kibble.	1.3275	0.04530	171	126	34	11
762	Wait. No! You're a boy?	1.3274	0.05250	113	83	24	6
763	Now we can go back to ignoring each other	1.3274	0.04586	168	124	33	11
764	So, let's discuss this calmly....WHY are you giving your notice?	1.3274	0.04959	168	129	23	16
765	I know that cats sleep 20 hours a day, but you can be socialable during the 4 awake.	1.3274	0.04346	168	121	39	8
766	and that,Jason,is why I use your furniture as a scratch post.	1.3273	0.04481	165	120	36	9
767	When your online dating profile said that you were a cat-person, I expected something a little different.	1.3272	0.05017	162	124	23	15
768	No, the dog is more of a toilet water drinker	1.3271	0.05439	107	77	25	5
769	Aroma of catnip with hints of salmon and tuna.	1.3270	0.04593	159	116	34	9
770	Really? Another nap?	1.3269	0.04826	156	116	29	11
771	A dog walks into a bar…	1.3269	0.04562	156	113	35	8
772	A hint of cat's pee on a gooseberry bush... don't you agree?	1.3268	0.04804	153	113	30	10
773	Sauvignon blanc, you say? Why does is smell so familiar?	1.3268	0.04527	153	113	32	8
774	How about the Chat Noir?	1.3268	0.04804	153	113	30	10
775	They say it goes well with mouse.	1.3262	0.04774	141	102	32	7
776	But enough about me.	1.3262	0.04879	141	103	30	8
777	You know, I'm generally a dog person but I've had a really nice time tonight.	1.3261	0.05360	138	105	21	12
778	It’s not you, it’s me. I could never be man’s best friend.	1.3261	0.04502	138	97	37	4
779	You’re not noticing the subtle hints of Tuna?	1.3257	0.04381	175	128	37	10
780	You don’t look at all like your profile picture.	1.3257	0.04741	175	133	27	15
781	Now that mom and the dog are gone. We can finally take our relationship to the next level.	1.3256	0.05297	129	96	24	9
782	I couldn't trust the dog not to spill.	1.3256	0.05297	129	96	24	9
783	Don’t worry, my dog is out running errands.	1.3254	0.05265	126	93	25	8
784	Does this wine make me look like a cat?	1.3254	0.05143	126	92	27	7
785	To lives!	1.3254	0.05727	126	97	17	12
786	I’ve honestly never been good at landing on my feet, but they say opposites attract.	1.3254	0.05265	126	93	25	8
787	Prickly, arrogant, with notes of disdain. Oh, you meant the wine?	1.3252	0.05829	123	95	16	12
788	Usually you would drink white with kibble but I thought you'd like this one.	1.3250	0.04482	160	116	36	8
789	So, are you a cat person or a dog person?	1.3250	0.04820	160	120	28	12
790	It's classier in the glass, but if you'd prefer, I can get you a saucer.	1.3248	0.05268	117	85	26	6
791	It pairs well with mice.	1.3248	0.05268	117	85	26	6
792	I agree that we’ve been a good support system for one another during the pandemic, but I’m ready to get back to some of the things I enjoy like chasing mice...and my tail.	1.3248	0.05126	117	84	28	5
793	I detect mouse with a hint of kitty litter.	1.3247	0.04777	154	114	30	10
794	And then they said I can work from home permanently!	1.3247	0.04777	154	114	30	10
795	You'll like this one, it has notes of mouse.	1.3247	0.04503	154	114	32	8
796	'So just sip, don't lap it.'	1.3247	0.04951	154	116	26	12
797	Would be a perfect pairing with tuna,right?	1.3247	0.04777	154	114	30	10
798	I think we should get a kitten.	1.3246	0.05502	114	84	23	7
799	Je pense que vous apprécierez les notes de poisson, de poulet et de foie.	1.3245	0.04932	151	113	27	11
800	your face is saying it’s less fishy and more fruity than you prefer	1.3245	0.04750	151	117	25	9
801	I was expecting a bigger turnout than this	1.3243	0.05093	148	112	24	12
802	Nice wine. Cat Fancy gave it four hair balls.	1.3243	0.05002	148	111	26	11
803	My last cat hated Merlot.	1.3241	0.04882	145	107	29	9
804	You look much different than your Match photo.	1.3241	0.05234	108	77	27	4
805	I think it smells like cat pee, but you're the expert	1.3239	0.04850	142	104	30	8
806	Good news, Mittens, the firm made 'work from home' permanent!	1.3239	0.04640	142	102	34	6
807	I don’t care how expensive the wine is Harvey. It’s still no you’re not petting me.	1.3239	0.05052	142	106	26	10
808	I did not read the book either.	1.3237	0.04920	139	102	29	8
809	And I like long naps on the beach.	1.3234	0.04097	167	118	44	5
810	Is there anything that doesn't make you sleepy?	1.3233	0.05179	133	99	25	9
811	It’s so difficult to meet eligible singles with the same, rare neck disorder.	1.3231	0.05147	130	96	26	8
812	I’m pretty sure you didn’t have fur in your pictures…	1.3231	0.05030	130	95	28	7
813	is this about me using the litter box when you’re brushing your teeth?	1.3228	0.05230	127	94	25	8
814	I know i have all these lives but i also try to live in the moment	1.3228	0.05463	127	96	21	10
815	It's 5 o'clock somewhere, kitty!	1.3226	0.05316	124	92	24	8
816	You have 8 other lives in which you can hate me.	1.3226	0.04662	155	114	32	9
817	Of course I want you to remain independent.	1.3219	0.04755	146	110	27	9
818	The wine clerk told me this Merlot was the cat's meow. What do you think?	1.3218	0.04464	174	131	31	12
819	Make yourself at home, the litter box is in the basement.	1.3217	0.04821	143	105	30	8
820	There's also an annual catnip bonus based on the number of rodents caught.	1.3217	0.04821	143	105	30	8
821	New world, very expressive, vibrant sardine with a touch of black currents	1.3217	0.04613	143	103	34	6
822	So, are you more an Indoor-Cat or an Outdoor-Cat?	1.3217	0.04718	143	104	32	7
823	Give it a try! You only live once, right?	1.3214	0.04890	140	103	29	8
824	First, I want to apologize for calling you "spoiled."	1.3212	0.04683	137	101	29	7
825	Oh, stop worrying about wine making you chubby and enjoy it. I have.	1.3212	0.04626	137	103	27	7
826	That’s right, I have opposable thumbs and no whiskers…but I’d prefer not to sit closer to you. Thanks	1.3212	0.05069	137	102	26	9
827	This Stanley Tucci show is the only thing on CNN I can handle right now.	1.3212	0.04852	137	102	27	8
828	I know, but it’s just that it’s wrong to drink alone”	1.3211	0.05956	109	83	17	9
829	I had a feeling I was being catfished.	1.3209	0.05254	134	101	23	10
830	..And then they did a cat scan..	1.3208	0.05927	106	80	18	8
831	I just thought we could break down some of the differences between us and openly discuss hairballs on my bed.	1.3206	0.04998	131	96	28	7
832	I thought it time we sat down in a civilised way to discuss your recent behaviour…	1.3203	0.05195	128	95	25	8
833	Here's to us both pussy-footing around!	1.3203	0.05539	128	98	19	11
834	What do you say we take this to the bedroom?	1.3203	0.05195	128	95	25	8
835	You looked taller in your profile picture	1.3200	0.05859	125	98	14	13
836	No really, my Persian and I have an open marriage.	1.3195	0.04549	169	126	32	11
837	So… your Tinder picture looked kinda different.	1.3195	0.04626	169	127	30	12
838	Just this one night, can you act like a normal cat?	1.3194	0.04479	144	107	30	7
839	I hope you don't mind the glass. I couldn't get the wine to come out of the faucet in the kitchen.	1.3191	0.05164	141	107	23	11
840	I’m sorry — it’s not you, it’s just meow.	1.3191	0.04964	141	105	27	9
841	Now… I wanted to discuss your catnip issue…	1.3190	0.05421	116	86	23	7
842	I’m surprised you don’t remember the procedure. You were VERY upset.	1.3190	0.05557	116	87	21	8
843	Don’t tell Celia I let you drink red wine in the living room.	1.3188	0.04712	138	100	32	6
844	Now this is how we treat a sofa, ok?	1.3188	0.05141	138	104	24	10
845	Cat people aren't nearly as weird as people say. Isn't that right, Mr. Whiskers? More chardonnay, Mr. Whiskers?	1.3188	0.04823	138	101	30	7
846	Mr Chmiaw and Lars both felt anxious with this new territory of socializing, but with Covid, their options were limited.	1.3188	0.04931	138	102	28	8
847	It’s called wine. Think of it as liquid catnip.	1.3188	0.04723	160	120	29	11
848	What a day. Up at 4:30 to wander aimlessly around the apartment and make strange noises. Laying on the floor in the sun by 9. Eating lunch out of my breakfast bowl at 1. Staring out the window at birds from 3 to 5. And how was your day, Mr. Puss?	1.3186	0.05373	113	83	24	6
849	I know we live together, but I feel like we don’t really hang out anymore.	1.3186	0.05659	113	85	20	8
850	Well, sure, everyone embellishes a little on these Dating Apps. No, I'm probably not the very picture of a "Tenderhearted Poet slash Assertive Hard-Body"...but come on...you said you were a "fox."	1.3185	0.05114	135	101	25	9
851	Did you even read the book this month?	1.3185	0.05004	135	100	27	8
852	This isn’t going to work. I’m allergic to kids.	1.3185	0.05114	135	101	25	9
853	I took your advice and grabbed her by the back of the neck.	1.3182	0.05155	110	79	27	4
854	…Maybe we should get out more	1.3182	0.04848	132	96	30	6
855	No, it’s totally my fault…on the dating app I did say that I just wanted a little pussy.	1.3179	0.04620	173	131	29	13
856	The dogs at this party don't know the difference between a merlot and a chardonnay.	1.3179	0.04826	151	113	28	10
857	No, really, you’re more than just a pet	1.3179	0.04543	151	110	34	7
858	I know this is hard to hear, but we are getting a puppy.	1.3178	0.05042	129	95	27	7
859	Try just smelling first, before sipping, knocking it on the floor, and walking away disinterested.	1.3178	0.05042	129	95	27	7
860	Just a nip Cat!	1.3171	0.05330	123	92	23	8
861	Yes, you can play with the cork if you like.	1.3171	0.05074	123	90	27	6
862	Forgive me if I seem nervous- I'm more of a dog person.	1.3167	0.05290	120	89	24	7
863	It's an '08 Fancy Feast.	1.3165	0.04901	139	103	28	8
864	I’m so glad we’re speaking again.	1.3162	0.04749	136	99	31	6
865	So I saw on your instagram that you like to climb.	1.3162	0.04862	136	100	29	7
866	I told the landlord you were an emotional support cat, so I figured we should at least play the part.	1.3162	0.04749	136	99	31	6
867	So...what's new pussycat? woa-" "Please don't.	1.3158	0.05886	114	88	16	10
868	It’s not so bad being domesticated.	1.3158	0.04448	133	94	36	3
869	Then she said “you really need to get a social life”…imagine that!!	1.3153	0.05427	111	82	23	6
870	Giving you your heart medication used to be so much easier.	1.3153	0.05274	111	81	25	5
871	So, I hear you want to be in the movies.	1.3152	0.05972	92	68	19	5
872	So tell me, how are you feline?	1.3151	0.04836	146	109	28	9
873	Am I keeping you up?”	1.3145	0.04562	159	118	32	9
874	Let’s hope this leads to heavy petting.	1.3143	0.05373	140	109	18	13
875	This could be trouble. I thought the invite was for "cat nip" not "night cap."	1.3140	0.05509	121	92	20	9
876	No kidding? Nine wives?!	1.3140	0.05253	121	90	24	7
877	First of all, thank you for taking off your shoes at the door.	1.3140	0.05120	121	89	26	6
878	It IS refined, but at the end of the day, I still shit in a box.	1.3139	0.04832	137	101	29	7
879	And I thought it was just me who found ‘Garfield’ deeply erotic.	1.3139	0.04832	137	101	29	7
880	You know,your ex sounds like a dog.	1.3131	0.05858	99	74	19	6
881	I know you’re finicky. What do you think?	1.3130	0.05293	115	85	24	6
882	How about we keep this between us for now"	1.3130	0.05093	131	98	25	8
883	My first cat never let me sit on the couch, so I was hoping ... "	1.3130	0.05318	131	100	21	10
884	It's dense and velvety, like Grandma's curtains, with notes of catnip.	1.3130	0.05207	131	99	23	9
885	Believe me. If milk was better, they’d make tasting clubs for it and keep it in cellars.	1.3130	0.04857	131	96	29	6
886	We're friends, right? You can tell me what happened to my shoes.	1.3130	0.04976	131	99	24	8
887	It pairs well with tuna, trust me.	1.3129	0.04710	147	109	30	8
888	Of course you’re old enough to drink. We figure your age in cat years.	1.3129	0.04904	147	111	26	10
889	I thought you might like this one's subtle hints of tuna.	1.3129	0.04397	163	122	32	9
890	It pairs nicely with the Fancy Feast I've prepared.	1.3129	0.04397	163	120	35	8
891	I find your independent nature fascinating.......	1.3125	0.04929	128	94	28	6
892	...with just a hint of mouse.	1.3125	0.05070	144	110	23	11
893	Honest, nothing is going to change for us when I go back to the office.	1.3125	0.05234	112	82	25	5
894	What’s the matter? You got your tongue?	1.3125	0.05386	112	83	23	6
895	Maybe it’s the wine talking, but I feel like we have a connection?	1.3125	0.04566	144	105	33	6
896	Now, see! This is how to treat a sofa!	1.3125	0.05173	128	96	24	8
897	So much better than those cheap blends they had at the shelter.”	1.3120	0.05257	125	94	23	8
898	To put it plainly, this is my last ditch attempt to establish some sort of control over your behavior.	1.3120	0.05133	125	96	21	8
899	I don't know how you are going to take this - but I am going back to the office	1.3119	0.05636	109	82	20	7
900	This is my third glass - can I use your litter box?	1.3116	0.05122	138	105	23	10
901	You were right. This couch is nice. I can’t wait to claw through the back of it.	1.3116	0.05325	138	107	19	12
902	At the shelter, they said you might want a little nip every now and then.	1.3115	0.04950	122	89	28	5
903	I'm not upset, I just took 'must love cats' in your profile differently.	1.3113	0.06049	106	82	15	9
904	No, I’m sorry, it’s not mouse blood.	1.3113	0.04716	151	117	23	11
905	The last two years have been fun, but do you think it’s time you start seeing other… people?	1.3111	0.04872	135	100	28	7
906	After sleeping all day, isn't it nice to unwind?	1.3109	0.04884	119	86	29	4
907	After countless years of tracking Humpty Dumpty, Detective Kat was about to pounce.	1.3109	0.05937	119	94	13	12
908	Please. I can't drink alone any more.	1.3108	0.04378	148	107	36	5
909	Here's to ... a Vet-free future. For both of us!	1.3108	0.04378	148	114	27	7
910	Once it kicks in, we head straight to the vet, okay?	1.3107	0.06019	103	79	16	8
911	Maybe it's just the wine ... but you look great in that catsuit.	1.3106	0.05283	132	101	21	10
912	Pinot noir for my chat noir.	1.3106	0.04320	132	95	34	3
913	Well to be totally honest, that nine lives thing? It’s not real.	1.3106	0.05060	132	99	25	8
914	Which of your nine lives are old enough to drink?	1.3103	0.06802	87	68	11	8
915	Looks like it's just us tonight.	1.3103	0.05110	116	85	26	5
916	We need to discuss my fee for the cat videos you post, Greg.	1.3103	0.05110	116	85	26	5
917	I guess you still don't have your sense of taste back	1.3101	0.04643	129	93	32	4
918	A good vintage - not as pretentious as you.	1.3099	0.05114	142	109	22	11
919	Plus addiction, my boy. Curiosity plus addiction.	1.3099	0.04915	142	107	26	9
920	There's something I've been meaning to tell you: We're getting a dog.	1.3097	0.05491	113	85	21	7
921	I haven't seen you since high school. Is your family still in the Exterminator & Pest Control business?	1.3097	0.05633	113	86	19	8
922	Relax, I'm sure they'll find their mittens.	1.3097	0.04806	155	118	26	11
923	I wanted a dog; a drunk cat will do.	1.3097	0.04444	155	114	34	7
924	Mind if I call you Kitty?	1.3095	0.05221	126	95	23	8
925	You must feel that you were the luckiest cat in the cat shelter.	1.3095	0.04709	126	94	27	5
926	So you weren’t swiping right, just knocking the phone off the table?	1.3095	0.04972	126	95	24	7
927	I think you’ll find this Zinfandel pairs superbly with the fish.	1.3095	0.04218	168	125	35	8
928	Please, spare me the sommelier routine, John. What you know about wine could fit on the tip of my left whisker.	1.3095	0.05098	126	94	25	7
929	I can’t tell you how thrilled I am that you decided to quarantine with me.	1.3092	0.04689	152	117	25	10
930	You'll appreciate the nose.	1.3091	0.04679	165	126	27	12
931	Have you considered getting a human for companionship?	1.3091	0.05285	110	81	24	5
932	You were saying, you had to claw your way to the top?	1.3091	0.05285	110	81	24	5
933	Since you shared your dead bird with me, this only seemed fair.	1.3091	0.05592	110	83	20	7
934	Cheer up, Kitty, he wasn't worthy of you. You deserve a Tomcat who's not afraid of a committment.	1.3088	0.04841	136	101	28	7
935	You can do it; you don’t need a bowl.	1.3088	0.05061	136	103	24	9
936	I was hoping that you would appreciate my favorite Mouscatel.	1.3087	0.04557	149	110	32	7
937	Clever kitty, red wine does indeed mean we’re not eating fish tonight.	1.3085	0.05665	94	69	21	4
938	But this was your favorite vintage yesterday…?	1.3085	0.06422	94	73	13	8
939	Are you feeling as bored as I am?"	1.3084	0.05999	107	83	15	9
940	What do you mean you're not even curious?	1.3083	0.05265	120	90	23	7
941	The pandemic only deepened Fred and Fluffy’s relationship.	1.3083	0.05265	120	90	23	7
942	I can't remember the last time we shared this much.	1.3083	0.04912	133	99	27	7
943	All this time I thought you only liked beer.	1.3082	0.04457	159	118	33	8
944	Eric introduces his first love to his second love.	1.3077	0.05073	117	86	26	5
945	Fruity yes…but I can’t agree about the hint of flounder.	1.3077	0.04783	143	107	28	8
946	Thanks for coming. Not everyone will break from a long nap just for happy hour with me.	1.3077	0.04865	130	96	28	6
947	I also invited the goldfish. I wonder where he is?	1.3077	0.05753	117	91	16	10
948	Cheers! Thanks for not whining.	1.3077	0.05073	117	86	26	5
949	This is where my last cat used to sit	1.3072	0.04570	153	114	31	8
950	It’s not you, it’s meow.	1.3071	0.04851	140	105	27	8
951	I use a photo of my neighbor's cat on the dating app.	1.3071	0.05063	127	95	25	7
952	Do you get the chalky terroir of litter and grassy hint of catnip in the afternotes?	1.3071	0.05185	127	96	23	8
953	You know, you don't always have to land on your feet.	1.3070	0.05590	114	87	19	8
954	Since you’ve destroyed all of the other furniture, you might as well drink red wine on our new couch	1.3067	0.04550	163	123	30	10
955	My working from home has brought us so much closer, don’t you think?	1.3067	0.04432	150	110	34	6
956	I know you have misgivings about me posting that video of you online, but it’s gone viral and now I think we need to talk about what’s next with your career…”	1.3067	0.04629	150	112	30	8
957	To err is human, and to whine, feline.	1.3066	0.04811	137	102	28	7
958	I'd suggest you not to be curious about it	1.3066	0.04698	137	101	30	6
959	This should get you ready for the vet.	1.3066	0.04811	137	102	28	7
960	Is this little wet spot from you?	1.3065	0.05144	124	93	24	7
961	Remember, if I ever make friends again, we’ll likely have to end this tradition.	1.3063	0.04922	111	80	28	3
962	She loves us both, but in different ways. Please consider me a friend not a competitor.	1.3061	0.05876	98	74	18	6
963	When you're away, they play all day	1.3061	0.04885	147	112	25	10
964	They say this Sauvignon Blanc has notes of cat pee. Thoughts?	1.3060	0.05214	134	103	21	10
965	So then you say, “It’s nice to meet you too”.	1.3058	0.05095	121	90	25	6
966	It’s Purrgundy! Organic, too!	1.3057	0.04753	157	120	26	11
967	We're out of milk, but I think you'll find this keeps you purring.	1.3056	0.04755	144	108	28	8
968	No one gets me like you do Mr. Bubbles	1.3056	0.05497	108	81	21	6
969	Here's to letting the cat out of the bag.	1.3056	0.04546	144	106	32	6
970	I'm sorry, I find your indifference disheartening.	1.3053	0.05071	131	99	24	8
971	It pairs well with salmon.	1.3053	0.04710	131	96	30	5
972	This one has full-bodied fruit with a smoky aroma and a hint of mouse at the finish.	1.3053	0.04953	131	100	23	8
973	[Taps couch seductively.]	1.3053	0.04953	131	98	26	7
974	I think we matched becuase of your curiosity and my playfulness.	1.3051	0.05316	118	89	22	7
975	LOVE your coat!	1.3051	0.05451	118	90	20	8
976	Mary is not coming back, so it's just the two of us now.	1.3046	0.04882	151	116	24	11
977	Your shelter photos didn't lie.	1.3043	0.05119	115	85	25	5
978	We’re getting a puppy, and you’re getting fixed. Have a great day!	1.3043	0.05306	138	108	18	12
979	You're right; I probably shouldn't have used my cat for my profile photo.	1.3040	0.04849	125	92	28	5
980	So, I just wanted to just sit down, have a nice glass of wine and maybe talk about your attitude.	1.3040	0.04980	125	93	26	6
981	I'm getting a strong nose of catnip with a lingering taste of tuna	1.3040	0.05233	125	95	22	8
982	I know, I went Costco because I can't tell the difference either.	1.3039	0.05709	102	77	19	6
983	Usually I don't get along with cat people.	1.3037	0.04962	135	102	25	8
984	I’m living my best life and unfortunately this is it.	1.3037	0.05180	135	104	21	10
985	I think you will agree this goes great with the tuna I've prepared.	1.3037	0.04734	135	100	29	6
986	If anyone asks, you're over 21.	1.3036	0.04886	112	81	28	3
987	The label said it pairs lovely with the ratatouille.	1.3036	0.05649	112	86	18	8
988	It pairs well with finch, field mouse or leftover kibble.	1.3034	0.05021	145	112	22	11
989	I always thought in my next life I wanted to come back as a cat or a dog in a good home.	1.3032	0.04876	155	122	20	13
990	Who’s a pretty person? You are, you are!	1.3030	0.05998	99	76	16	7
991	No it’s not that I don’t like it, I just feel my news merited champagne.	1.3030	0.04680	132	97	30	5
992	say i ain't seen the canary today have you	1.3030	0.05998	99	76	16	7
993	Okay, just this once. Starting tomorrow you’re to stay off the furniture.	1.3028	0.04687	142	108	26	8
994	The hint of catnip is very subtle.	1.3028	0.05295	109	81	23	5
995	I think you'll find that red wine goes well with hair balls.	1.3026	0.04854	152	117	24	11
996	You'll love it. It's aged in old sardine tins.	1.3026	0.04481	152	113	32	7
997	The nose is very wet.	1.3025	0.04856	119	87	28	4
998	It pairs perfectly with a hairball.	1.3025	0.04473	162	122	31	9
999	Don't drink it! Just hold still for the photo	1.3023	0.04485	129	93	33	3
1000	Maybe this is just the wine talking, but "Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.	1.3023	0.05116	129	98	23	8
1001	Actually, you're not the first cat to take a swipe at me.	1.3023	0.04873	129	98	24	7
1002	So... If you were an animal, what animal would you be?	1.3022	0.04752	139	104	28	7
1003	Now be honest, do you really feel completely indifferent towards me?	1.3019	0.05555	106	80	20	6
1004	What... human got your tongue?	1.3019	0.05390	106	79	22	5
1005	This is taking the phrase “You’re never drinking alone when your cat is home” one step further!	1.3016	0.05073	126	95	24	7
1006	What? You prefer white?	1.3016	0.05436	126	98	18	10
1007	This is what you humans get excited about after work...wine? Pathetic	1.3016	0.04683	126	92	30	4
1008	We both said that we preferred cats to dogs. That dating app promised surprises and they delivered on that!	1.3015	0.04931	136	103	25	8
1009	To aloofness!	1.3015	0.04467	136	99	33	4
1010	''Remember, one drink for me is like ten of them for you."	1.3015	0.04819	136	102	27	7
1011	Have another drink and maybe the idea of getting a dog won't seem so bad.	1.3015	0.04467	136	99	33	4
1012	So I know my bedroom is bigger but your bathroom is right here in the living room, so I think we should split the rent 50/50	1.3015	0.04931	136	103	25	8
1013	Meow? Really? That’s all you have to say?!	1.3012	0.04717	166	129	24	13
1014	In more ways than one, John was gradually turning into his cat.	1.3010	0.05988	103	80	15	8
1015	The goal is to let it breathe so all of the nuances are allowed to to reveal themselves and then when we drink it we can marvel at its complexities. Otherwise it just tastes like cat p.... - well, you get the idea.	1.3009	0.05010	113	83	26	4
1016	Enough about me. How was your day?	1.3008	0.05024	123	92	25	6
1017	It’s supposed to make you a little more friendly	1.3008	0.05282	123	94	21	8
1018	I'll drink your wine but if you move any closer I will scratch your eyes out.	1.3008	0.05282	123	94	21	8
1019	I thought we might have a chat about your box,	1.3008	0.04751	123	93	25	5
1020	Actually, I didn't think you could hold your liquor.	1.3008	0.04889	123	95	21	7
1021	Dating in the time of COVID.	1.3008	0.05117	133	102	22	9
1022	So, you don’t like Alsatian wines	1.3007	0.04763	143	108	27	8
1023	Sorry, I ran out of milk.	1.3007	0.04552	143	106	31	6
1024	It’s so peaceful after the dogs go to sleep.	1.3007	0.04659	143	107	29	7
1025	C'mon drink up...don't be a pussy...	1.3007	0.04865	143	109	25	9
1026	Are you sure this helps with hairballs?	1.3007	0.04659	143	107	29	7
1027	so this is what you do when I'm not home	1.3007	0.04966	143	110	23	10
1028	Oh,really? I lick my own too.	1.3000	0.04935	140	107	24	9
1029	So anyhow, that is how my third cat died.	1.3000	0.05596	100	75	20	5
1030	I've always admired your flexibility.	1.3000	0.05093	110	81	25	4
1031	I hear you’re into hunting and fishing.	1.3000	0.05104	120	90	24	6
1032	The correct term is "terroir" not "litter box.	1.3000	0.05239	120	91	22	7
1033	Come on,we had catnip last time.	1.3000	0.04963	130	98	25	7
1034	We will tell my parents you are Siamese, not Jewish.	1.3000	0.05197	130	100	21	9
1035	Let's drink to your stealth!	1.3000	0.05093	110	81	25	4
1036	Finally, someone I can talk to.	1.3000	0.04588	130	95	31	4
1037	The catnip infusion was just to get you started.	1.2993	0.04570	147	110	30	7
1038	So, let’s talk about you! How did you confuse the litter box with my shoes?	1.2993	0.04675	137	102	29	6
1039	Well, Kitty Carlisle used to rave about it	1.2993	0.05114	137	106	21	10
1040	It's time we got you off catnip.	1.2992	0.04913	127	95	26	6
1041	Before this gets too serious I really should get allergy tested.	1.2992	0.04913	127	95	26	6
1042	This is nice, but after the pandemic is over, I think we should consider getting separate places.	1.2992	0.04913	127	95	26	6
1043	… Château Le Chat. It pairs beautifully with mice.	1.2991	0.04896	117	86	27	4
1044	Maybe it's the wine talking, but I think we should start wearing matching outfits.	1.2991	0.05328	117	89	21	7
1045	I identify as a cat person now	1.2990	0.05892	97	74	17	6
1046	A good pairing with mouse -- or perhaps better with bird?	1.2986	0.04836	144	110	25	9
1047	Of course it tastes funny.'You're a cartoon.	1.2984	0.05119	124	94	23	7
1048	So I wanted to ask your advice on becoming a YouTube star.”	1.2984	0.04856	124	92	27	5
1049	I dunno Felix, but ever since I told her I drink wine with my cat she hasn’t been taking my calls.	1.2982	0.05563	114	88	18	8
1050	I’m so glad we finally got a chance to do this.	1.2981	0.05614	104	79	19	6
1051	not sure my tongue will reach, but thanks.	1.2979	0.05107	141	110	20	11
1052	It's your favorite, pinot meow.	1.2979	0.04585	141	105	30	6
1053	Now is this not more sophisticated than drinking out of the toilet?	1.2979	0.04694	141	106	28	7
1054	And now I ask you "how was your day?"	1.2977	0.04559	131	96	31	4
1055	When I agreed to cat-sit,I didn’t expect to fall in love.	1.2977	0.05048	131	100	23	8
1056	When Harry Met Muffy	1.2975	0.05068	121	93	21	7
1057	When match.com suggested a date with Kitty, this is not what I expected.	1.2975	0.05585	121	95	16	10
1058	I detect notes of tuna, wheatgrass and catnip.	1.2975	0.04642	121	90	27	4
1059	And I would agree, dogs are beer.	1.2975	0.05202	121	92	22	7
1060	You should finish that glass before you knock it over.	1.2973	0.05665	111	86	17	8
1061	Yes, it's more expensive, but it's the only red with that soupçon of Red Boat and hints of catnip and scratching post.	1.2971	0.04759	138	104	27	7
1062	I don't believe that people begin to look like their pets.	1.2971	0.04647	138	103	29	6
1063	I think I’ve been catfished.”	1.2970	0.05724	101	77	18	6
1064	And to think of all those other kitties drinking from the toilet bowl.	1.2969	0.05126	128	98	22	8
1065	Look. I know I wrote in my profile that I am a cat person. I just never expected that you would know so much about Bordeaux.	1.2969	0.04880	128	99	23	6
1066	Reds are just easier to clean out of the litter box. I hope you’ll understand.	1.2969	0.05245	128	99	20	9
1067	I found it pairs great with fish and hairballs.	1.2966	0.05424	118	91	19	8
1068	To Scruffs.	1.2966	0.05150	118	89	23	6
1069	So, a hairball walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a highball, and the bartender says, how you gonna keep it down?	1.2966	0.05150	118	89	23	6
1070	The message I left on your machine was meant for your mistress.	1.2966	0.04706	145	110	27	8
1071	Having just bought you from the pet store, I just thought we could get to know each other first.	1.2966	0.04603	145	109	29	7
1072	So Jack, you think you are a cat.	1.2963	0.04940	135	103	24	8
1073	Somehow your indifference only adds to your allure.	1.2963	0.04827	135	102	26	7
1074	The hint of fish is the right finish!	1.2963	0.05773	108	84	16	8
1075	Pinot noir is NOT a black cat joke.	1.2963	0.05622	108	83	18	7
1076	Next date, my lap is yours.	1.2960	0.04547	125	93	28	4
1077	Another Friday night with Walter had Felix wondering. Had he chosen the life of an alley cat, would he have been more content?	1.2959	0.05657	98	74	19	5
1078	It's just what you need, the hair of the dog that bit...what, did I say something wrong?	1.2955	0.05014	132	101	23	8
1079	Then I poisoned his kibble so the house is all yours.	1.2955	0.04898	132	100	25	7
1080	Sorry, we’re all out of milk.	1.2953	0.04416	149	111	32	6
1081	What I'm looking for in a relationship is constant cuddling.	1.2952	0.05050	105	77	25	3
1082	Let's move this party to the sewing room and I'll show you my yarn ball collection.	1.2951	0.04755	122	90	28	4
1083	On Tinder, your name was spelled “KATZ.”	1.2951	0.05294	122	94	20	8
1084	I’m so glad we got to know each other better during lockdown..	1.2951	0.05421	122	95	18	9
1085	Hair of the cat will cure that hangover.	1.2949	0.04657	156	120	26	10
1086	Drink up, I sprang for the Scotch guard package!	1.2946	0.05327	112	85	21	6
1087	Let's drink to it. You're now officially an indoor cat.	1.2946	0.05209	129	100	20	9
1088	Here's to escaping the dog eat dog world outside!	1.2946	0.04721	129	96	28	5
1089	When will he realize He’s in my spot	1.2946	0.05209	129	100	20	9
1090	So… just to get it off my chest, I peed on the carpet this morning	1.2946	0.04848	129	97	26	6
1091	Is that a fixed fee or per mouse?	1.2941	0.04681	136	102	28	6
1092	I may be your owner but I'm also your friend.	1.2941	0.05250	119	94	18	7
1093	I fear I have somehow made you even more disdainful.	1.2941	0.05113	119	90	23	6
1094	The purrfect pairing — a cat person and a person cat.	1.2937	0.04530	143	109	27	7
1095	Don't think of this an interrogation. I'm just a man asking a cat if said cat scratched the newly delivered dining room table.	1.2937	0.04517	126	92	31	3
1096	Relax. She won’t be home for hours	1.2937	0.04790	126	94	27	5
1097	I don't appreciate you watching other cats on Instagram"	1.2937	0.04790	126	94	27	5
1098	And I was gonna ask her out, but I didn't have the balls to do it -- no offense	1.2936	0.05422	109	83	20	6
1099	I think it will pair well with the Fancy Feast.	1.2933	0.04687	150	115	26	9
1100	Right: Red for mice and white for Tweetie birds.	1.2932	0.04747	133	100	27	6
1101	Do you have any mice on a cracker to go along with this?	1.2932	0.05205	133	104	19	10
1102	Shall we move to the love seat?	1.2931	0.05340	116	89	20	7
1103	At times like this, in this light, you look like a Siamese.	1.2931	0.05613	116	91	16	9
1104	Excellent wine! The cat's whiskers!	1.2931	0.05197	116	90	19	7
1105	You get very catty when you drink wine"	1.2931	0.05745	116	92	14	10
1106	Office Christmas Party: 2020	1.2931	0.05745	116	92	14	10
1107	How 'bout a little nip?	1.2930	0.04264	157	117	34	6
1108	Let's drink to necks.	1.2929	0.05607	99	75	19	5
1109	No I didn’t get out much in the pandemic	1.2929	0.05788	99	76	17	6
1110	Mouse is an acquired taste.	1.2929	0.04914	140	108	23	9
1111	You're right, it does smell like cat pee.	1.2927	0.04656	164	128	24	12
1112	You must be so satisfied with your career now that you've caught the laser dot.	1.2927	0.05382	123	96	18	9
1113	You will love this Zinfandel with anchovy undertones and a strong tuna finish	1.2927	0.05257	123	95	20	8
1114	I thought you were just going in for a facelift…	1.2927	0.04861	123	94	23	6
1115	It's white with chicken and red with mice.	1.2925	0.05186	106	79	23	4
1116	Try sipping. Lapping is reserved for chardonnays.	1.2925	0.05186	106	79	23	4
1117	You can really taste the notes of judgment.	1.2925	0.06138	106	85	11	10
1118	One more drink and I'll let you touch my belly	1.2925	0.05682	106	82	17	7
1119	You can come come over to my place for catnip another night.	1.2924	0.04285	171	130	32	9
1120	Well, if we aren’t just the cat’s pajamas.	1.2923	0.04690	130	97	28	5
1121	I always knew you weren't an outdoor cat.	1.2923	0.04816	130	98	26	6
1122	I just liked the box.	1.2923	0.04816	130	98	26	6
1123	Well, Helloooo Kitty!	1.2920	0.05134	113	88	20	5
1124	So great to be getting back to normal.	1.2920	0.05853	113	90	13	10
1125	I meant it when I said Fancy Feast.	1.2920	0.04978	113	84	25	4
1126	You know this is more like it. My dog preferred beer in a bowl.	1.2920	0.04535	137	102	30	5
1127	Yes, but in all honesty, everything in this place has a slight bouquet of cat urine.	1.2920	0.04986	137	106	22	9
1128	Now doesn't this beat catnip?	1.2917	0.04644	120	88	29	3
1129	Nice place you have here, Fluffy.	1.2917	0.04714	144	110	26	8
1130	I’m so happy I got you in the divorce settlement Morris! Cheers	1.2917	0.05524	96	72	20	4
1131	Ok,just relax and tell me what happened.	1.2917	0.04936	120	90	25	5
1132	The finicky act is getting old. Just try the wine.	1.2917	0.04936	120	90	25	5
1133	Well isn’t this the cat’s meow?!	1.2917	0.04936	120	90	25	5
1134	They say it can be great to date your best friend.	1.2917	0.05322	96	73	19	4
1135	I have to admit, you look nothing like your profile pic.	1.2917	0.05345	120	95	16	9
1136	I hope you enjoy the toilet water blend.	1.2913	0.05013	127	97	23	7
1137	Which number life are we celebrating?	1.2913	0.04624	127	94	29	4
1138	In college, I once dated a dog.	1.2913	0.05955	103	81	14	8
1139	I think we need to talk about how you're drinking your lives away.	1.2913	0.05278	103	77	22	4
1140	Cheer up, there will be other mice..	1.2910	0.04596	134	100	29	5
1141	I call it meow-rlot.	1.2910	0.04717	134	105	21	8
1142	Have you noticed that we’ve started to look alike?	1.2910	0.05383	134	107	15	12
1143	Can we talk about litter?	1.2910	0.04949	134	103	23	8
1144	I'm feeling a little frisky.	1.2909	0.05059	110	82	24	4
1145	Have you any idea which life you're on now?	1.2909	0.05059	110	82	24	4
1146	What do you mean, lonely?	1.2909	0.04892	110	81	26	3
1147	I’m wondering…could you find it in your heart to be a bit more affectionate?	1.2909	0.05059	110	82	24	4
1148	Are you sure this is what Dr. Green meant when she suggested you socialize?	1.2909	0.05379	110	84	20	6
1149	Ready for some light petting?	1.2908	0.04562	141	106	29	6
1150	If you like it, next time I'll bring out the good stuff.	1.2906	0.05014	117	88	24	5
1151	It’s a 1998 Bordeaux with tuna and sardine notes.	1.2906	0.04865	117	87	26	4
1152	I've been thinking about inviting another cat over	1.2903	0.04828	124	93	26	5
1153	I told you, you can sleep on the bed after the dog dies.	1.2903	0.06035	93	72	15	6
1154	I think you’ll like this. We found a dead mouse in the wine barrel.	1.2903	0.05092	124	95	22	7
1155	it's nice when we socialize outside of office hours	1.2903	0.04828	124	95	23	6
1156	You might want to email the animal shelter a thank-you.	1.2901	0.04905	131	100	24	7
1157	There's a hint of litter box in the nose. I thought you'd like that.	1.2901	0.04784	131	99	26	6
1158	A couple of more glasses, and yes, I'll get down on all fours.	1.2901	0.05139	131	102	20	9
1159	So, you've had how many lives?	1.2900	0.06079	100	79	13	8
1160	I normally drink alone, but a man with a cat is almost like being alone.	1.2899	0.04623	138	104	28	6
1161	Do you think this red would pair well with mouse?	1.2899	0.04954	138	107	22	9
1162	Wouldn't you like to sit just a little closer?	1.2897	0.05940	107	85	13	9
1163	I'm so happy that we're both left handed	1.2897	0.05145	107	80	23	4
1164	I never wear socks with Sarah	1.2897	0.05145	107	80	23	4
1165	I just want you know... I don't see species.	1.2897	0.05790	107	84	15	8
1166	It’s full-bodied and earthy with a hint of catnip.	1.2897	0.04685	145	111	26	8
1167	So what do you think goes better with mice,red or white?	1.2895	0.04633	152	117	26	9
1168	Stop. We are not going to call this a "cat-burnay".	1.2895	0.05246	114	87	21	6
1169	So, are we friends again?	1.2895	0.04781	114	84	27	3
1170	You're not purring.	1.2895	0.05096	114	86	23	5
1171	So, is there a Mrs. Bojangles?	1.2893	0.04758	121	90	27	4
1172	I find it has a mousy bouquet with hints of tuna.	1.2891	0.04726	128	96	27	5
1173	Your dinner will still be served from a can.	1.2891	0.04854	128	97	25	6
1174	Let’s drink to nine lives.	1.2889	0.05964	90	69	16	5
1175	No matter how much you try to wine and dine me, I am not agreeing to get a dog, Steve.	1.2887	0.05855	97	75	16	6
1176	Full bodied, with hints of oak, raspberry and dead mouse.	1.2886	0.04596	149	114	27	8
1177	Now this is what I mean by cat nip!	1.2885	0.04813	156	123	21	12
1178	Ever since you walked past, it’s been nothing but good luck for me.	1.2885	0.05409	104	79	20	5
1179	Curious?	1.2883	0.05020	111	83	24	4
1180	Sure, you're an alcoholic and you're about to shred my new sofa, but you're still my Mr. Whiskers	1.2883	0.05181	111	84	22	5
1181	I'm glad you can finally unwind after spending the last nine hours curled up on the sunny window sill.	1.2883	0.05488	111	86	18	7
1182	Can we just skip over the first 8 lives	1.2883	0.05337	111	85	20	6
1183	Now, about your claws.	1.2883	0.05020	111	83	24	4
1184	Cats - so you never have to drink alone!	1.2883	0.05020	111	83	24	4
1185	Actually, I’m a dog person so this will be interesting.	1.2881	0.04830	118	88	26	4
1186	Are you enjoying your Purrgundy?	1.2881	0.05260	118	91	20	7
1187	How is it after all this time that I’m just discovering you love Zinfandel?	1.2880	0.05306	125	98	18	9
1188	Nothing like a little catnip.	1.2879	0.04873	132	101	24	7
1189	So, um, funny icebreaker here. Neither of us seem to have a neck.	1.2879	0.04873	132	101	24	7
1190	Well I don't think it tastes like cat piss.	1.2879	0.04753	132	100	26	6
1191	So much better than zoom happy hour.	1.2879	0.04629	132	99	28	5
1192	Teach me your secret to always landing on your feet.	1.2879	0.04873	132	101	24	7
1193	Now you say, "Gee Lloyd, you have excellent taste in Champagne."	1.2878	0.04706	139	106	26	7
1194	One glass in, I'm ready for a little cat nap	1.2878	0.05130	139	110	18	11
1195	The mouthfeel might be a tad rough but just wait for the sardine finish.	1.2877	0.04657	146	112	26	8
1196	My mom set this up. Are you really the cat's meow?	1.2877	0.04952	146	115	20	11
1197	So, you weren't lying to me, you were actually cat-fishing me.	1.2874	0.05874	87	66	17	4
1198	Fido won't be joining us; this is his poker night.	1.2872	0.05978	94	73	15	6
1199	Relax. Wine won’t make you sterile. Or feral.	1.2872	0.05583	94	71	19	4
1200	Are you out of the bag, or half in it?	1.2872	0.05978	94	73	15	6
1201	This is so much fun! You’re such a great listener. We should do this again some time.	1.2871	0.05688	101	78	17	6
1202	You don't seem that feral to me.	1.2870	0.05104	108	81	23	4
1203	Fido? We're only friends. Man's best friend. Nothing more.	1.2870	0.05104	108	81	23	4
1204	So you wanted to talk?	1.2870	0.05104	108	81	23	4
1205	I knew you'd like it. It's a mouscatel.	1.2870	0.05206	115	88	21	6
1206	It's okay to be on the furniture. Just don't sit like that.	1.2870	0.05057	115	87	23	5
1207	I added a bit of catnip to yours.	1.2870	0.05491	115	90	17	8
1208	And how does taking a bath make you feel?	1.2870	0.05057	115	87	23	5
1209	And to think my friends thought this would be ridiculous.	1.2869	0.04866	122	92	25	5
1210	Why, yes, I suppose I do resemble a scratching post.	1.2869	0.05137	122	94	21	7
1211	I’m sorry I embarrassed you at the Richman’s,…next time I’ll wear a tie. But did you have to eat their daughters hamster?	1.2869	0.05004	122	93	23	6
1212	I saw you stealing poop from my litter box again…	1.2869	0.05267	122	95	19	8
1213	you're not like most of the cats I meet	1.2868	0.04946	129	99	23	7
1214	I don't miss her as much as I thought I would.	1.2868	0.04694	129	97	27	5
1215	So tell me, what is your pet peeve?	1.2868	0.04564	129	96	29	4
1216	So...shall we grill the goldfish tonight?	1.2868	0.04822	129	98	25	6
1217	I'm getting notes of wet dog.	1.2868	0.04657	136	103	27	6
1218	Trust me, they say "cat piss" but really it's the sulfur compounds that give it that smell.	1.2867	0.04720	143	110	25	8
1219	Go on, you only live once	1.2867	0.04772	143	113	20	10
1220	I thought for a change we could try this instead of the saucers of milk we always have.	1.2867	0.04570	150	115	27	8
1221	What do you mean, "I’m not drinking any f**@%# merlot!"	1.2857	0.04827	147	115	22	10
1222	So do you like dogs?	1.2857	0.04941	119	90	24	5
1223	You don’t have a dog, do you?	1.2857	0.05906	91	70	16	5
1224	It was going great until I told her about all of our conversations.	1.2857	0.05083	119	91	22	6
1225	Mmmm. A hint of squirrel with a slight afterthought of mouse.	1.2857	0.04293	154	116	32	6
1226	No, no, I don't think having a drink with me undermines your sense of feline mystery.	1.2857	0.05488	119	94	16	9
1227	Absolutely. We don't have to use your crate to go to your vet appointment.	1.2857	0.04335	140	107	28	5
1228	So, have you got any hobbies?	1.2857	0.05012	105	80	21	4
1229	Look on the bright side...you lose your job, your apartment, investments go belly up, your partner leaves, yet you still manage to land on your feet.	1.2857	0.04677	140	107	26	7
1230	You’ll like the bouquet; it has hints of catnip and a clean litter box.	1.2857	0.04630	147	113	26	8
1231	Cheers, Fido's gone for good.	1.2857	0.05533	105	81	18	6
1232	This is how i sleep 18 hours a day!	1.2857	0.04424	147	111	30	6
1233	Never thought a therapy cat was actually helpful.	1.2857	0.04627	126	94	28	4
1234	This Malbec would pair nicely with a field mouse.	1.2857	0.05222	119	92	20	7
1235	This would pair well with tuna, chicken liver, or mouse sashimi.	1.2857	0.04600	133	100	28	5
1236	Looks like she took my sweater and left you.	1.2857	0.05191	105	79	22	4
1237	Don’t expect this every time you bring me a mouse.	1.2857	0.05365	105	80	20	5
1238	A hint of kitty litter with a finish of catnip	1.2857	0.04528	147	115	24	8
1239	No really. It’s better in a wine glass.	1.2857	0.04941	119	90	24	5
1240	Your dating profile said you were “one cool cat” but I didn’t realize that was a literal description.	1.2857	0.05533	105	81	18	6
1241	I promise, I won’t move my hand at the last second this time	1.2857	0.04487	126	101	18	7
1242	One more and then a catnap!	1.2848	0.04759	158	125	21	12
1243	This may be the wine talking, but can I scratch you behind the ears?	1.2848	0.04826	151	119	21	11
1244	I want to thank you for being my go-to person during the COVID-19 lockdowns.	1.2847	0.04258	144	107	33	4
1245	We should do this more often	1.2847	0.04963	137	107	21	9
1246	It would go well with parakeet	1.2847	0.04854	137	106	23	8
1247	This is a bonding experience between friends. Similar in nature to the bird heads you leave on my pillow…	1.2846	0.05032	130	101	21	8
1248	This is Pinot. You got that? Pee-no? I've been wanting to talk about our litter-box issue. And there's more where this came from.	1.2846	0.04912	130	100	23	7
1249	You put the ‘chat’ in chateau, Mademoiselle	1.2846	0.05264	130	103	17	10
1250	I won’t tell your mom if you won’t tell my mom.	1.2846	0.04790	130	99	25	6
1251	Given your shelter history, I would ask you to sign a prenup.	1.2846	0.05479	123	98	15	10
1252	Catfishing	1.2846	0.04692	123	92	27	4
1253	You swallow your hair. You can drink wine from a box.	1.2845	0.05020	116	88	23	5
1254	I’m sorry, but I really wouldn’t call you a SEX kitten.	1.2845	0.05020	116	88	23	5
1255	Well in cat years, you’re 21.”	1.2844	0.05064	109	82	23	4
1256	I've made sacrifices for you, too, you know.	1.2844	0.05064	109	82	23	4
1257	Don't fret. When lockdown ends the mice will return.	1.2844	0.05229	109	83	21	5
1258	Well, what a coincidence. I stay inside, too.	1.2843	0.05464	102	78	19	5
1259	Here's to a happy and healthy nine lives !	1.2843	0.05464	102	78	19	5
1260	The kittens aren't grateful for anything.	1.2838	0.04292	148	111	32	5
1261	You don’t look much like your profile	1.2838	0.04602	148	114	26	8
1262	I think we should get a dog.	1.2837	0.04425	141	106	30	5
1263	Look, quarantine was two years ago. Maybe it’s time to start meeting PEOPLE again, yeah?	1.2837	0.04965	141	111	20	10
1264	You'll like it. It's a catbernet.	1.2835	0.05350	127	103	13	11
1265	Maybe you could just embrace your felinity.	1.2835	0.04315	127	95	29	3
1266	You looked taller in your profile pic.	1.2835	0.04730	127	96	26	5
1267	There’s nothing like a nice glass of wine with a chaser.	1.2835	0.04860	127	97	24	6
1268	While we wait for her to finish primping, tell me what do you do?	1.2835	0.04596	127	95	28	4
1269	Well today I mostly scratched the couch and the drapes, so a pretty normal day, how about yourself?	1.2835	0.05111	127	99	20	8
1270	My offer of the 'hair of the dog that bit you' wasn't literal, Fluffy .	1.2833	0.05574	120	96	14	10
1271	Is this a Sauvignon blanc or did you just pee on the couch?	1.2833	0.05447	120	95	16	9
1272	Seriously?? Did you just say ‘here, kitty-kitty’?!	1.2833	0.05046	120	92	22	6
1273	My last cat was emotionally unavailable.	1.2832	0.05254	113	87	20	6
1274	My wife doesn’t understand me.	1.2832	0.04944	113	85	24	4
1275	See? This is how you take your feelings out on a couch.	1.2830	0.05487	106	82	18	6
1276	No, I don’t think this red wine will diminish the canned salmon flavor.	1.2828	0.04765	145	113	23	9
1277	Now, YOU tell me about your last life?	1.2828	0.04344	145	109	31	5
1278	In my fantasy, I get me some pussy.	1.2824	0.04880	131	101	23	7
1279	And this is how I enjoy the sofa. Isn't this so much better than clawing it to death?	1.2824	0.04633	131	99	27	5
1280	Is this Pinot Meowir?	1.2824	0.04758	131	100	25	6
1281	The couch does look cleaner, but the toupee is a bit much.	1.2823	0.05192	124	97	19	8
1282	I’d call you a cab but you live here forever now.	1.2823	0.05192	124	97	19	8
1283	Sorry,this may be the wine talking,but has anyone ever told you that you look like Humpty Dumpty?	1.2823	0.05065	124	96	21	7
1284	I’ve been waiting to get your opinion on the latest T. S. Eliot.	1.2821	0.05543	117	93	15	9
1285	I thought it might be nice to talk while Mitzi’s at the groomer.	1.2821	0.04982	117	89	23	5
1286	I thought you liked mewlot.	1.2821	0.04982	117	89	23	5
1287	Covid restrictions are over,so you need to use the litter box again and drink out of a bowl.	1.2821	0.05408	117	92	17	8
1288	I’ve read this is an excellent lapping wine.	1.2821	0.05128	117	90	21	6
1289	Wine got your tongue?	1.2818	0.05346	110	85	19	6
1290	It’s okay, the dog’s out for the night.	1.2818	0.05187	110	84	21	5
1291	It's a Mus-CAT-tel, get it?	1.2818	0.05187	110	84	21	5
1292	The guy at the wine store said it was a great pairing for Fancy Feast.	1.2818	0.05187	110	84	21	5
1293	How about you, any luck on the caption contest?	1.2817	0.04727	142	110	24	8
1294	After dessert do you think she’ll prefer the laser pointer or roomba ride?	1.2816	0.05054	103	77	23	3
1295	At moments like this I don’t even think of you as a cat.	1.2815	0.04661	135	103	26	6
1296	We don't do this enough.	1.2812	0.04953	128	99	22	7
1297	I think you will enjoy this some of the more subtle notes come from a mouse that fell in the vat.	1.2812	0.04565	128	98	25	5
1298	Just say ‘meow’ if I’m boring you.	1.2812	0.04698	128	97	26	5
1299	I thought we'd stay in tonight, but let me know if you'd rather go out or pace by the door contemplating it.	1.2812	0.04698	128	97	26	5
1300	You know Brian, the new scratches on the sofa really give the place a “lived in” feel.	1.2812	0.04953	128	99	22	7
1301	Remember last time, when the wine turned me into a cat?	1.2812	0.05195	128	101	18	9
1302	Come on, if I was trying to do that I would have given you catnip.	1.2810	0.04871	121	92	24	5
1303	I'm feline good. Are you?	1.2810	0.04871	121	92	24	5
1304	And that’s how I met your mother.	1.2810	0.05010	121	93	22	6
1305	It's so refreshing to see a cat out of the bag. Cheers!	1.2809	0.05759	89	68	17	4
1306	Nothin' like a big glass of fish oil to close out the day, eh bud?	1.2808	0.04932	146	116	19	11
1307	I think this milk went bad	1.2807	0.05214	114	88	20	6
1308	We could stay in again?	1.2807	0.05214	114	88	20	6
1309	I’m really glad we’re finally spending some time together.	1.2807	0.05063	114	87	22	5
1310	You’ve been so busy. I’ve been so busy. How about we stay in?	1.2807	0.05063	114	87	22	5
1311	I never thought my ninth life would be this good.	1.2806	0.04682	139	107	25	7
1312	The citrus notes are from the short spring. The full body comes from the iron rich soil. The chocolate notes on the back of the tongue are because I used the vineyard as my litter box.	1.2806	0.04682	139	107	25	7
1313	I've found a new best friend. He's a dog.	1.2804	0.04932	107	80	24	3
1314	You'll thank me one day, Bella, for giving away all six of them.	1.2804	0.05108	107	81	22	4
1315	It’s a real rat race out there.	1.2804	0.05602	107	84	16	7
1316	May I call you Kitty?	1.2804	0.05277	107	82	20	5
1317	Relaxed? I'm getting a dog.	1.2803	0.04965	132	103	21	8
1318	Feels like we both got catfished.	1.2803	0.04344	132	98	31	3
1319	It is actually a Catbernet	1.2803	0.04475	132	99	29	4
1320	It's remarkable what you manage to do without an opposable thumb.	1.2800	0.04646	150	117	24	9
1321	You know, it’s funny, I’m usually not a cat person.	1.2800	0.04899	125	96	23	6
1322	The pizza should be here any minute.	1.2800	0.05519	100	77	18	5
1323	Are you by chance related to Schrödinger’s cat?	1.2797	0.05231	118	92	19	7
1324	I’m not trying to get you drunk, but that's a rather expensive cabernet you're not drinking.	1.2796	0.05993	93	73	14	6
1325	Full disclosure - my ex is a dog."	1.2794	0.04972	136	107	20	9
1326	See? We're not so different after all.	1.2794	0.04390	136	102	30	4
1327	It's bold with a hint of catnip.	1.2793	0.05303	111	86	19	6
1328	I take it you're an indoor cat?	1.2793	0.05303	111	86	19	6
1329	It’s twelve steps to sobriety, but you’re just two from my lap.	1.2793	0.05604	111	88	15	8
1330	It’s nice to get away from the rat race.	1.2793	0.05303	111	86	19	6
1331	Thanks for the wine but I won't clean your litter box twice a day.	1.2792	0.04171	154	116	33	5
1332	This is the tenth bottle of wine I've opened. Maybe you'll like this one.	1.2792	0.04466	154	122	24	8
1333	We never get the chance to just unwind and talk.	1.2791	0.04399	129	96	30	3
1334	If you'll come closer, I'll say the magic word again and the spell will be lifted.	1.2791	0.05041	129	101	20	8
1335	I was hoping you might want to slip into those Louboutin boots a bit later…	1.2791	0.04794	129	99	24	6
1336	Call me a wine snob, but I’ll need to call human control if you serve me this crap again, Steve.	1.2791	0.04794	129	99	24	6
1337	You seemed to like it when it was in my glass….	1.2788	0.05372	104	80	19	5
1338	Yes, I knew that the dog only drinks white wine when I brought this bottle	1.2788	0.05543	104	81	17	6
1339	And one for the hair of the dog that bit ya.	1.2787	0.05239	122	96	18	8
1340	Why aren’t you wearing the matching pajama set I got you?	1.2787	0.04974	122	94	22	6
1341	You’re not like the others.	1.2787	0.04836	122	93	24	5
1342	Let’s get this family meeting started.	1.2787	0.05109	122	95	20	7
1343	I left some string back in the bedroom.	1.2786	0.04869	140	110	21	9
1344	So you see, a cat can jump on the furniture in a relaxed and civilized manner.	1.2786	0.04762	140	109	23	8
1345	I have to warn you. After two drinks I expect heavy petting.	1.2786	0.04427	140	106	29	5
1346	So, how was your day?	1.2784	0.05231	97	73	21	3
1347	Reason #4 why your cat has diabetes.	1.2784	0.05433	97	74	19	4
1348	So this is your eighth life?	1.2783	0.04197	115	87	26	2
1349	So, do you pet on the first date?	1.2782	0.05046	133	105	19	9
1350	I only drink Meow-lot.	1.2782	0.05158	133	106	17	10
1351	Drink up, you only live once.	1.2781	0.04322	151	115	30	6
1352	I'm getting notes of self-pity and obsession	1.2778	0.05235	108	83	20	5
1353	Well, no one can say my date is a dog!	1.2778	0.04865	126	97	23	6
1354	Nothin like wine and pussy.	1.2778	0.04873	144	114	20	10
1355	If you let it breathe, the tuna notes start to come through.	1.2778	0.04669	144	112	24	8
1356	I would really prefer a dry chardonnay.	1.2778	0.05556	108	85	16	7
1357	After this drink, I need a good night’s sleep. Don’t sit on my face tonight, okay?	1.2778	0.05709	108	86	14	8
1358	Don’t worry, I’ll let you knock it over before we go to bed.	1.2778	0.04772	144	113	22	9
1359	I swear to god I thought you'd like the mouse.	1.2774	0.04830	137	107	22	8
1360	Pairs well with canary.	1.2773	0.05327	119	94	17	8
1361	You know, before the ‘60’s this wouldn’t have been possible.	1.2773	0.04910	119	91	23	5
1362	With a dog, you throw it a bone and it's fine.	1.2773	0.05327	119	94	17	8
1363	If he brings up Crypto again I’m going to scratch his cornea	1.2773	0.05053	119	92	21	6
1364	Here’s to hair of the dog.	1.2773	0.04910	119	96	15	8
1365	And then she said 'I'm allergic to humans' and that was that.	1.2773	0.04453	119	88	29	2
1366	So why don't we talk about your first 8 lives?	1.2770	0.04580	148	115	25	8
1367	No, this one does not come with a goldfish.	1.2769	0.04886	130	101	22	7
1368	This is a couch. It is for sitting, not scratching. Understood?	1.2769	0.04886	130	101	22	7
1369	I think you'll like it. The bottle has a bird on it.	1.2769	0.04505	130	98	28	4
1370	you realize I am a cat, don't you?.	1.2769	0.04886	130	101	22	7
1371	I don’t really think our height difference will be an issue.	1.2768	0.05107	112	86	21	5
1372	I love your neckless.	1.2768	0.05107	112	86	21	5
1373	I really thought more people would show up for wine night.	1.2768	0.04947	112	85	23	4
1374	I understood two years ago in lockdown but now it’s just awkward	1.2764	0.04661	123	93	26	4
1375	Let's take the relationship to the next level... I'm the owner...you're the cat...	1.2762	0.05152	105	80	21	4
1376	Actually, I’m more of a dog person, but sometimes fate intervenes.	1.2762	0.04972	105	79	23	3
1377	Do that thing where you lick yourself.	1.2761	0.04543	134	102	27	5
1378	There's also fresh mouse under the couch. Please, help yourself.	1.2761	0.04418	134	101	29	4
1379	What a day. Are you still working from home?	1.2761	0.04543	134	102	27	5
1380	Drinking wine and feeline fine are we?	1.2759	0.04344	116	85	30	1
1381	Does this taste like cat piss to you?	1.2759	0.05419	116	92	16	8
1382	I like that you allow humans on the couch.	1.2759	0.05135	116	90	20	6
1383	So..what’s your sign?	1.2759	0.05279	116	91	18	7
1384	I know you're going to take over my apartment, but I still can't put you on the lease.	1.2759	0.05135	116	90	20	6
1385	I'm definitely getting notes of honeysuckle and catnip here	1.2759	0.05135	116	90	20	6
1386	I'm just saying - if you can hold a wineglass, I think you can keep your asshole off the couch.	1.2759	0.05419	116	92	16	8
1387	So, I thought ‘Why not chill out a bit before dealing with the topic of hairballs.’	1.2756	0.04497	127	98	24	5
1388	Yes, after tomorrow, you'll truly be non-binary.	1.2756	0.05205	127	101	17	9
1389	I just want to apologize for what I said when the Johnson’s were here. Of course it’s your sofa.	1.2755	0.04979	98	73	23	2
1390	You had me at ‘whatever.’	1.2755	0.05762	98	77	15	6
1391	Woody, with a hint of urine.	1.2754	0.04456	138	107	25	6
1392	I know. It's probably too dry for you, but the finish is perfect!	1.2752	0.04676	109	81	26	2
1393	The vet said one glass a day is good for your heart	1.2752	0.05193	109	84	20	5
1394	Do you mind if we video this for Youtube?	1.2750	0.04422	120	89	29	2
1395	You’re younger than your profile picture.	1.2750	0.05016	120	93	21	6
1396	Mousy bouquet, don't you think?	1.2750	0.04728	120	91	25	4
1397	Is this your first post Covid party as well?	1.2750	0.05288	120	95	17	8
1398	This changes it from ‘gray area’ to ‘social’.	1.2750	0.05016	120	93	21	6
1399	So now that you’re comfortable, I was thinking we could discuss your share of the rent…	1.2748	0.04972	131	103	20	8
1400	Who needs friends anyways, right Toby?	1.2748	0.04475	131	99	28	4
1401	When you hid my medicine in cheese it was desperate. Hiding it in this it’s creepy	1.2748	0.05089	131	104	18	9
1402	I’m glad I started letting you sit on the couch, this is really nice.	1.2747	0.05198	91	68	21	2
1403	The review said "aromas of cat pee". What's your expert opinion?	1.2746	0.04486	142	109	27	6
1404	Sorry! I’m talking too much. So what have you been up to?	1.2746	0.04596	142	110	25	7
1405	How am I the one who gets catfished?	1.2745	0.05242	102	78	20	4
1406	No hurry, but I saw that silly mouse again...	1.2745	0.05771	102	81	14	7
1407	You look nothing like your Tinder photo.	1.2745	0.05771	102	81	14	7
1408	I'm hoping the Zinfindel will make you less indifferent.	1.2743	0.05221	113	88	19	6
1409	He just threw the bird away? You deserve better.	1.2743	0.04575	113	86	24	3
1410	I’m sorry, I didn’t know what kind of wine paired best with hairball.	1.2743	0.05370	113	89	17	7
1411	OK, I feel like I understand your needs. I’m trying but I am only human, you know.	1.2742	0.04904	124	96	22	6
1412	It's a bit weird that neither one of us has a neck.	1.2742	0.05164	124	98	18	8
1413	Since they let you out of the bag and you started drinking wine with me again, I've notice that you aren't as aloof as you used to be.	1.2742	0.04336	124	96	24	4
1414	The sommelier assured me this was the cat's meow.	1.2741	0.04753	135	105	23	7
1415	I’m really more of a dog person.	1.2741	0.04753	135	105	23	7
1416	And later maybe we could scratch the shit out of the sofa.	1.2741	0.04753	135	105	23	7
1417	So tell me again how you and the owl split the five pound note.	1.2741	0.04753	135	105	23	7
1418	They say it has notes of cat pee on gooseberry bush.	1.2741	0.04867	135	106	21	8
1419	This is much nicer with the dog outside.	1.2740	0.04613	146	114	24	8
1420	I know this is forward, but would you like to sleep over at the foot of my bed?	1.2737	0.05279	95	72	20	3
1421	I still like the cork better	1.2737	0.05687	95	74	16	5
1422	It's hair of the dog.	1.2736	0.05451	106	83	17	6
1423	It's no cardboard box, but it's home	1.2736	0.05771	106	85	13	8
1424	Yes,there is a subtle hint of cat piss	1.2736	0.04931	106	82	20	4
1425	I am so, so, so glad you came out from under the couch!	1.2736	0.05451	106	83	17	6
1426	There’s a small ball of yarn in my pocket.	1.2735	0.05096	117	91	20	6
1427	Do you detect notes of dead mouse”	1.2735	0.05378	117	93	16	8
1428	Mmmm this Purrlot is better than I expected.	1.2735	0.05096	117	91	20	6
1429	Big deal, I can't wear a necklace, you can't wear a leash.	1.2735	0.04481	117	92	20	5
1430	You know,I was never able to do this with the dog.	1.2735	0.04949	117	90	22	5
1431	I find red makes for a better hairball.	1.2734	0.04309	139	105	30	4
1432	I know you’re a cat, but I’m pretty sure cheese on a mouse trap is how you catch a mouse.	1.2733	0.04624	150	118	23	9
1433	Hey, there. How about some fur play?	1.2727	0.06203	88	70	12	6
1434	Milo, meet Merlot.	1.2727	0.04979	121	94	21	6
1435	You look fluffier in your picture.	1.2727	0.05527	99	77	17	5
1436	Oh, l’m sorry. I’m you misunderstood. I said all my friends were “nice”.	1.2727	0.04979	121	94	21	6
1437	You know, I used to be such a dog person.	1.2727	0.04446	132	100	28	4
1438	Mittens became suspect of the cat sitters intentions #meowtoo	1.2727	0.05710	99	78	15	6
1439	I know that, as a human being , I'll never be able to meet your high standards, but I will give it my best.	1.2727	0.05249	121	96	17	8
1440	This very same wine cost twice as much at the pet store.	1.2727	0.04987	110	84	22	4
1441	Floral. Notes of catnip. Your turn.	1.2727	0.04446	132	100	28	4
1442	I detect notes of salmon, sardine . . . and just a waft of anchovy. You?	1.2727	0.05527	99	77	17	5
1443	So tell me, what do you hate to do for fun?	1.2727	0.04817	110	83	24	3
1444	Look, I’m not going to say it’s not going to happen again - your gym bag looks like a litter box. But I promise, no malice was intended	1.2727	0.06203	88	70	12	6
1445	My last date didn’t go so well- after one glass they were baying at the moon.	1.2727	0.04839	121	93	23	5
1446	…..hearty overtones of Fancy Feast and tuna.	1.2721	0.04482	147	114	26	7
1447	Now that the pandemic is subsiding, I'm afraid I'll be spending my happy hour with others now.	1.2721	0.04836	136	107	21	8
1448	It's been so long since I have had a house guest this is wonderful!	1.2721	0.04362	136	103	29	4
1449	Calling this drink a Catatonic is spot on! I can't move.	1.2720	0.04454	125	94	28	3
1450	I’m serving a Catalan wine in your honor.	1.2720	0.04869	125	97	22	6
1451	Don't spill a drop. She'll be home after the concert. We won't mention your being on the couch with your bare bum.	1.2719	0.05328	114	90	17	7
1452	Trust me, you'll appreciate the white wine with your fish.	1.2719	0.05180	114	89	19	6
1453	To you,my pet.	1.2719	0.04871	114	87	23	4
1454	and then she said "you're cat doesn't count as a therapist"...	1.2719	0.05180	114	89	19	6
1455	What are the chances we are both fluent in Swedish?	1.2719	0.05180	114	89	19	6
1456	So, are you fully vaccinated?	1.2719	0.05472	114	91	15	8
1457	Alexa, play Taylor Swift.	1.2719	0.05028	114	88	21	5
1458	…so anyways, I told my Mom, “no, I don’t think my dating practices have changed any since the Pandemic…”	1.2719	0.05180	114	89	19	6
1459	You know,I canceled the date for you	1.2718	0.05885	103	83	12	8
1460	Now pretend you don't live here and you just stopped by for the first time in over two years.	1.2718	0.05552	103	81	16	6
1461	Open a bottle with notes of human pee and then let’s see what you think.	1.2717	0.05804	92	72	15	5
1462	Enjoying the catbernet?	1.2715	0.04500	151	118	25	8
1463	Its earthy, full-bodied tones pair well with mouse.	1.2715	0.04401	151	120	23	8
1464	You wanted LITTER? You could have made that a lot clearer before I went out and bought Twitter...	1.2714	0.04950	140	112	18	10
1465	Let's just say you left a few things out of your profile.	1.2713	0.04637	129	99	25	5
1466	I would never drink alone.	1.2713	0.04766	129	100	23	6
1467	Do you often give your cats wine during the first adoption trial?	1.2712	0.05199	118	93	18	7
1468	I think you'll enjoy the blatant tuna and chicken notes.	1.2710	0.05069	107	82	21	4
1469	I'll bet you've had some interesting lives.	1.2710	0.04708	107	80	25	2
1470	To a claw free couch.	1.2710	0.05240	107	83	19	5
1471	Do YOU have any problems with “Fetch!”?	1.2708	0.05437	96	74	18	4
1472	Do you ever wonder if you're just living in the opening of a GEICO commercial?	1.2708	0.05231	96	73	20	3
1473	Gosh, a glass of wine turns you so catty.	1.2708	0.04749	144	114	21	9
1474	You see, this way I don't have to drink alone.	1.2708	0.05231	96	73	20	3
1475	The only thing that should come in a box is kitty litter, remember that next time.	1.2708	0.06012	96	77	12	7
1476	The vintner told me this Syrah is the cat's meow. Let's see if he was right!	1.2708	0.04540	144	112	25	7
1477	You don't look like a fan of humannip.	1.2707	0.04417	133	103	25	5
1478	It goes nice with mice.	1.2707	0.04286	133	100	30	3
1479	Google it. “Cat piss” IS a wine characteristic.	1.2707	0.04668	133	103	24	6
1480	Another night in Gay Purry	1.2706	0.06124	85	67	13	5
1481	Kill anything playfully today, honey?	1.2705	0.05079	122	96	19	7
1482	I'm sorry to hear about your analyst. Have you tried catnip?	1.2705	0.04804	122	94	23	5
1483	It's Abyssinian.	1.2705	0.04804	122	94	23	5
1484	It's just us now, Felix.	1.2705	0.05210	122	97	17	8
1485	How do you say Cheers! in Persian?”	1.2703	0.04779	111	88	18	5
1486	How do you like your meow-rlot?	1.2703	0.05269	111	87	18	6
1487	We must stop meeting like this	1.2703	0.05269	111	87	18	6
1488	I like the tuna aftertaste.	1.2701	0.03836	174	132	37	5
1489	You're right- it's light-bodied, oaky with an apricot nose and a cat-nippy finish!	1.2701	0.04335	137	104	29	4
1490	Did you say nip or nap??	1.2700	0.05291	100	77	19	4
1491	We’ve decided to go with the ceramic cat.	1.2700	0.05478	100	78	17	5
1492	Well at least Trump is gone...cheers	1.2698	0.05091	126	100	18	8
1493	Do you detect a faint hint of catnip that pairs nicely with canned tuna?	1.2698	0.04835	126	98	22	6
1494	Let's share a box.	1.2698	0.04424	126	95	28	3
1495	Your saucer didn’t seem right for the occasion.	1.2696	0.05287	115	91	17	7
1496	Albert Schweitzer was correct!	1.2696	0.05287	115	91	17	7
1497	‘Does this wine make my neck look fat?’	1.2696	0.05287	115	91	17	7
1498	...and I made micearoni and cheese for dinner.	1.2695	0.04708	141	111	22	8
1499	It’s from the Purrrgundy region.	1.2695	0.04488	141	109	26	6
1500	Am I picking up notes of currants or do I need to change the litter box today?	1.2692	0.05333	104	83	15	6
1501	Think of it as hair of the dog	1.2692	0.05155	104	80	20	4
1502	Mother was wrong about us.	1.2692	0.04475	130	99	27	4
1503	I have to go back in person on Monday so you’ll have the run of the place	1.2692	0.04606	130	100	25	5
1504	Trust me, it’s better than milk.	1.2690	0.04512	145	113	25	7
1505	One more week without a hairball and you get to sit at the table.	1.2689	0.05161	119	94	18	7
1506	I have this irresistible urge to pat you.	1.2689	0.05021	119	93	20	6
1507	I'm not that kind of cat.	1.2689	0.04253	119	88	30	1
1508	I thought you'd like this more than a drive in my car with your head out the window. I 've never had a cat before.	1.2689	0.05297	119	95	16	8
1509	I know it's cuddle time, but we really need to talk about the hair balls	1.2689	0.04728	119	91	24	4
1510	We’re alone again.	1.2689	0.05021	119	93	20	6
1511	Wow, small world....I also have a brother named Tom and he also lives off the alley.	1.2688	0.05542	93	72	17	4
1512	After two years of isolation, it’s nice to finally not socialize with people by choice.	1.2688	0.05749	93	73	15	5
1513	Did not pair well with the fish". "Last time I listen to that sommelier"	1.2687	0.04637	134	104	24	6
1514	So take me from the beginning….it was a hot July day….your owners were at the beach, and the milk in your saucer had curdled…	1.2685	0.05028	108	83	21	4
1515	My last cat used to sit here, right beside me.	1.2685	0.05197	108	84	19	5
1516	Mom says I'm too introverted but it's not like I don't know how to have a good time, you know?	1.2685	0.04482	108	80	27	1
1517	Yes, it did come out of a box, but I think you're going to be pleasantly surprised.	1.2685	0.05675	108	87	13	8
1518	You think your bathroom is gross?	1.2685	0.05361	108	85	17	6
1519	The shelter said I should get to know you.	1.2683	0.04482	123	93	27	3
1520	It MIGHT go well with mouse.	1.2683	0.04908	123	96	21	6
1521	I'm getting notes of mouse and furball	1.2683	0.04770	123	95	23	5
1522	Don't be such a pussy, just try it.	1.2683	0.05768	82	63	16	3
1523	And now I'm not drinking alone! That means I couldn't possibly be an alcoholic like Marjorie says I am, right Professor Fluffyboots?	1.2683	0.05042	123	97	19	7
1524	I'm getting hints of tuna and liver. You?	1.2681	0.04308	138	105	29	4
1525	We need to talk about us.	1.2681	0.04546	138	107	25	6
1526	Have you ever considered waxing?	1.2681	0.04883	138	110	19	9
1527	Don't think this makes up for getting the puppy.	1.2680	0.05584	97	76	16	5
1528	I'm glad you didn't feel the need to shave your legs on my account.	1.2680	0.05584	97	76	16	5
1529	I’m glad we’re finally doing this.	1.2680	0.05388	97	75	18	4
1530	I made eye contact with her just like you said… And then I knocked her orange juice right off the table!	1.2679	0.05526	112	90	14	8
1531	I quite like the wine but find the label Chat Noir somewhat offensive	1.2679	0.05071	112	87	20	5
1532	Before I sign the adoption papers, can we try to cuddle?	1.2679	0.05227	112	88	18	6
1533	I think you’ll agree it pairs perfectly with tuna	1.2679	0.05227	112	88	18	6
1534	At the very end you’ll get a hint of kibble	1.2677	0.05055	127	101	18	8
1535	Despite the lack of an opposable thumb, Mitzi felt the date was going quite well.” ”	1.2677	0.04670	127	98	24	5
1536	Now, isn’t this better than catting around?	1.2677	0.04670	127	98	24	5
1537	Pussy Fuisse	1.2677	0.04670	127	98	24	5
1538	The bouquet has notes of catnip.	1.2677	0.04802	127	99	22	6
1539	Try not to spill this one.	1.2676	0.04347	142	109	28	5
1540	It’s such a relief not to drink alone.	1.2676	0.04888	142	114	18	10
1541	This is the nicest Chablis you've ever dragged in.	1.2676	0.04784	142	113	20	9
1542	I'm not saying "don't lick your asshole". Just don't do it while my parents are here this weekend. That's all I ask.	1.2673	0.05052	101	77	21	3
1543	No one else listens to me!	1.2673	0.05430	101	79	17	5
1544	I want to discuss controlling the pet population...	1.2673	0.05052	101	77	21	3
1545	I think you’re really not giving the dog enough credit. You’ve watched the same true crime documentaries as me: maybe the mailman really IS dangerous.	1.2673	0.05610	101	80	15	6
1546	Gerome, I'm sorry to say this to you, but I am ready to see other humans.	1.2673	0.05430	101	79	17	5
1547	You identify as a cat real well	1.2672	0.05101	116	91	19	6
1548	Cheers! I'm now on the local school board. What did you think of 'Maus'?	1.2672	0.05101	116	93	16	7
1549	Wine Spectator opined that this one had “notes of cat pee,” but I wanted your honest opinion.	1.2672	0.04952	116	90	21	5
1550	An impertinent little red with notes of catnip: don't you agree?	1.2672	0.05101	116	91	19	6
1551	Even nine lives is too short to drink this.	1.2672	0.05387	116	93	15	8
1552	You swirl it, releasing the bouquet. The mice come out. Now be sure you offer to play jazz or reggae records! They like that. They sip. You dance. Then you pounce.	1.2672	0.05177	131	106	15	10
1553	…with just a hint of fish heads. Do you like it?	1.2672	0.04702	131	102	23	6
1554	You look different from your Tinder profile.	1.2671	0.04485	146	114	25	7
1555	All this time, I can’t believe I never asked if you liked wine.	1.2667	0.05112	105	81	20	4
1556	Is this your first time swiping right, other than at a ball of yarn?	1.2667	0.04694	120	92	24	4
1557	I don't care if it caresses the palate like a Persian cat's tail and has a panther-like intensity: I'm not drinking it.	1.2667	0.04841	120	95	19	6
1558	You’re sitting up, that’s so weird.	1.2667	0.04486	135	104	26	5
1559	You may like the undertones of catnip, overlayed with a hint of tuna.	1.2667	0.04504	150	118	24	8
1560	It pairs well with tuna.	1.2667	0.05112	105	81	20	4
1561	If you move in, this will be yours to destroy”	1.2667	0.06281	90	73	10	7
1562	Come on, just a little nip.	1.2667	0.06079	90	72	12	6
1563	I enjoyed the play your people made. Did you ever meet Mr. T.S. Eliot yourself?	1.2667	0.04984	120	94	20	6
1564	So… this is new, Chuck.	1.2667	0.05112	105	81	20	4
1565	Thanks for making tonight special. It just felt like we were becoming roommates.	1.2667	0.05653	90	70	16	4
1566	To enhance flavour, mice are allowed to nibble the grapes during fermentation	1.2662	0.04958	139	112	17	10
1567	Help me and the dog gets blamed for everything.	1.2661	0.05135	124	99	17	8
1568	And since we’re being honest now, Eric, I know you THINK it’s funny but I don’t appreciate you telling your friends how old I am in dog years.	1.2661	0.04596	124	95	25	4
1569	"I know…and you looked a lot taller in your profile."	1.2661	0.04737	124	96	23	5
1570	I know you prefer white, but this is all I had on hand.	1.2661	0.04596	124	95	25	4
1571	OK! I'll try to get a drier cab next time!	1.2661	0.05317	109	86	17	6
1572	"First wine then twine just for you."	1.2661	0.05628	109	88	13	8
1573	You'll notice the hint of salmon with the undertones of catnip	1.2661	0.04814	109	83	23	3
1574	Can you live like there’s no tomorrow when you have 9 lives?	1.2661	0.04988	109	84	21	4
1575	Did you slip catnip into my drink? I think I'm falling in love.	1.2660	0.05695	94	74	15	5
1576	It’s not you, I’m just ready to see other people.	1.2656	0.04769	128	100	22	6
1577	…with notes of bird and dead mouse and a curious finish.	1.2656	0.04503	128	98	26	4
1578	Sorry, I had to take the goldfish out"	1.2656	0.04638	128	99	24	5
1579	Jellicles: unworthy or just really, really, really misunderstood?	1.2655	0.05336	113	90	16	7
1580	It’s not drinking alone if it's with your cat, right?	1.2655	0.05031	113	88	20	5
1581	‘the dog can never know.´	1.2655	0.05031	113	88	20	5
1582	I'm sure everyone asks you this, but how excited were you when the Wordle was "purrs"?	1.2653	0.05139	98	75	20	3
1583	It strikes me odd that you get to be naked.	1.2653	0.05533	98	77	16	5
1584	I totally understand how the term 'catfishing' is offensive. I am just saying that you don't look exactly like your profile picture.	1.2653	0.05340	98	76	18	4
1585	Well, as you can see, I am completely alive; No thanks to Mr Schrodinger.	1.2653	0.05533	98	77	16	5
1586	I know you caught the mouse, but you still can't drink until you're two.	1.2653	0.05340	98	76	18	4
1587	You know I’m just a cat, right?	1.2653	0.04458	147	115	25	7
1588	The Nose is a bit off	1.2652	0.04793	132	104	21	7
1589	You're allergic to dogs too? How funny.	1.2650	0.05063	117	92	19	6
1590	So tell me, How do you really like living here?	1.2650	0.04915	117	91	21	5
1591	I think you'll like this one. Note the hint of tuna.	1.2650	0.04763	117	90	23	4
1592	Let me slip into something more lickable.	1.2647	0.05200	102	79	19	4
1593	So are you going to drink that, or just spill it on the couch on purpose?	1.2647	0.05383	102	80	17	5
1594	Mr. Fluffybutt eyed the garbage merlot, sighed, and again tried to tune out Jerry’s incessant prattling. Oh, how Mr. Fluffybutt loathed these cocktail events. Damn his serotonin-release dependence on Jerry’s praise and high-quality stomach scritches.	1.2647	0.05200	102	81	16	5
1595	After two years of no other human contact, you seem a little upset with me tonight. Perhaps the wrong choice of wine?	1.2647	0.04810	136	108	20	8
1596	You don't look a bit like your profile picture!	1.2647	0.05899	102	83	11	8
1597	You have to swish it first before you put your paw in it and knock it over.	1.2647	0.05383	102	80	17	5
1598	You are much shorter without your boots	1.2647	0.05200	102	79	19	4
1599	I don't mean to stereotype but i've always thought of cats as white wine people.	1.2647	0.05200	102	79	19	4
1600	This is very nice, but I’m still really a dog person!	1.2647	0.04695	136	107	22	7
1601	Catmus is a full-bodied wine with hints of anchovy, mouse and intractable aloofness” (@khollna	1.2647	0.05200	102	79	19	4
1602	I spoke to the cat in apartment 4b. Lockdown’s over Gary. You’ve been lying to me.	1.2647	0.04695	136	107	22	7
1603	Dogs tend to drink beer.	1.2645	0.04660	121	93	24	4
1604	I find it to be quite approachable and unpretentious, unlike you.	1.2644	0.06217	87	70	11	6
1605	A cat hair in your glass bothers you?	1.2642	0.05412	106	84	16	6
1606	This may be our last glass of the pandemic.	1.2642	0.05069	106	82	20	4
1607	Not exactly the nip I had in mind for you.	1.2640	0.04564	125	96	25	4
1608	Would you prefer a saucer instead?	1.2640	0.04420	125	95	27	3
1609	You'll like this one. It has an aroma of berries, cedar and yarn.	1.2640	0.04970	125	99	19	7
1610	Fur ball got your tongue?	1.2637	0.05813	91	72	14	5
1611	So, Garfield, is it?	1.2637	0.05376	91	70	18	3
1612	What are your thoughts on a matching, mid-century modern scratching post?	1.2637	0.05376	91	70	18	3
1613	Google translated that 'meow' as I'll have what you're having...	1.2636	0.04948	110	85	21	4
1614	I’m saving this seat for loneliness.	1.2636	0.05274	110	87	17	6
1615	My previous hooman used to keep the good stuff just for himself"	1.2636	0.05582	110	89	13	8
1616	This isn’t what I had in mind when I asked for a companion animal.	1.2636	0.04948	110	85	21	4
1617	I’ve got to hand it to you Cat, you’ve done it again with this Sauvignon Blanc.	1.2636	0.05114	110	86	19	5
1618	After the second glass I forget that April is the cruelest month	1.2636	0.04985	129	103	18	8
1619	Before sipping swirl the glass and sniff the nose. It has a complex mix of catnip, cat grass and mouse. Don’t you agree?	1.2636	0.04736	129	101	22	6
1620	It has a nice floral and catnip finish.	1.2636	0.04607	129	100	24	5
1621	I think you’ll approve. It has a jaunty crispness . . . like mice.	1.2632	0.04387	133	102	27	4
1622	Oh, I see! It really is cat piss.	1.2632	0.06025	95	77	11	7
1623	Let's get real. Neutered or spayed?	1.2632	0.04387	133	102	27	4
1624	I know you're not 'broken' but I'm going to have you fixed anyway	1.2632	0.04992	114	89	20	5
1625	You seem catatonic tonight.	1.2632	0.04992	114	89	20	5
1626	A bit mousy?	1.2632	0.05439	95	74	17	4
1627	Here's to you killing your kidneys while I destroy my liver.	1.2632	0.04994	133	107	17	9
1628	No, it's FER-mented not FUR-mented	1.2632	0.04761	133	105	21	7
1629	It’s so nice to finally talk to someone who understands	1.2632	0.05439	95	74	17	4
1630	Notes of black cherry? I’m just getting cat hair.	1.2632	0.05145	114	90	18	6
1631	The automatic feeder was fine at first, but I need more at this point in my life.	1.2632	0.05011	95	72	21	2
1632	Well... the dog's gone.	1.2628	0.04665	137	108	22	7
1633	I heard this '16 cabernet pairs nicely with fancy feast	1.2628	0.04665	137	108	22	7
1634	But you are not underage in cat years!	1.2628	0.04548	137	107	24	6
1635	So, tell me about your day.	1.2627	0.05025	118	93	19	6
1636	I don’t know- scratching it still seems better.”	1.2627	0.04878	118	92	21	5
1637	That should wet your whiskers.	1.2627	0.05025	118	93	19	6
1638	Don’t be such a pussy and drink. This was an expensive Cabernet.	1.2627	0.05440	118	96	13	9
1639	So, how do you like the new scratch resistant fabric?	1.2627	0.04572	118	90	25	3
1640	And they say a dog is man's best friend.	1.2626	0.05292	99	77	18	4
1641	Did you hear Elon Musk tried to buy Twitter?	1.2626	0.05483	99	78	16	5
1642	Cheers to being single! #crazycatman	1.2626	0.05668	99	79	14	6
1643	so how many lives do you have now?	1.2626	0.05292	99	77	18	4
1644	Muffin, in a moment of clarity, realized that Linda was not coming back.	1.2623	0.04627	122	94	24	4
1645	We need to talk about your litter box habits.	1.2623	0.04478	122	93	26	3
1646	After all these years, Tony, I never thought that it would be YOU behind the disappearing laser light on the wall...	1.2623	0.04771	122	95	22	5
1647	It's a velvety Meowlot.	1.2623	0.04771	122	95	22	5
1648	Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line.	1.2623	0.04911	122	98	17	7
1649	You know all the noise you make between 2 and 4am? This stuff helps me sleep through it.	1.2623	0.04911	122	96	20	6
1650	Sure it was wrong for me to assume you had an owner..	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
1651	I dunno, Angie. What do you wanna do?	1.2621	0.05512	103	82	15	6
1652	Interesting. I don't like hairballs either.	1.2621	0.05682	103	83	13	7
1653	You're rather frisky this evening.	1.2619	0.04805	126	99	21	6
1654	To the dog; he ran away	1.2619	0.05062	126	101	17	8
1655	Now that you're here, we really need to talk about the litterbox.	1.2619	0.04533	126	97	25	4
1656	Litter box is just down the hall or I can let you out if you promise to come back	1.2617	0.05028	107	83	20	4
1657	See? After two years of lockdown together, we have truly bonded!	1.2617	0.05839	107	88	10	9
1658	In cat years it's a '94 Merlot.	1.2617	0.04849	107	82	22	3
1659	...and they said I would never find my soulmate.	1.2617	0.04849	107	82	22	3
1660	I promise. No petting before the third date.	1.2617	0.05367	107	85	16	6
1661	Well this is me socializing.	1.2615	0.04575	130	101	24	5
1662	I’m feeling a little naughty tonight, so I substituted catnip for oregano in the lasagna.	1.2614	0.05713	88	69	15	4
1663	The bottle said it pairs nicely with regurgitated fur and Meow Mix.	1.2613	0.05386	111	89	15	7
1664	This wine pairs well with the extra gravy lovers select feast I have in the oven	1.2613	0.05232	111	88	17	6
1665	A 1964 Domaine Leroy Musigny Grand Cru. You have exquisite taste, Fluffy.	1.2613	0.04909	111	86	21	4
1666	I’m still not paying rent.	1.2613	0.05232	111	88	17	6
1667	Snuggles, this is the next level of domestication.	1.2612	0.04609	134	105	23	6
1668	It's domestic and I thought, "Who would REALLY appreciate this?"	1.2612	0.04228	134	102	29	3
1669	Sit over here and "meow' in my ear.	1.2612	0.04359	134	103	27	4
1670	Only 15 more minutes until the bluebird you caught me is done.	1.2612	0.04486	134	104	25	5
1671	It's times like these that I thank my lucky stars you are my owner.	1.2609	0.04954	115	90	20	5
1672	This would pair well with some tuna.	1.2609	0.04400	138	107	26	5
1673	The first thing you should know is that I'm into bondage, but I'm willing to start with some heavy petting.	1.2606	0.04965	142	116	15	11
1674	I'm working my way up to a woman.	1.2605	0.05265	119	96	15	8
1675	What are your feelings on cat doors?	1.2605	0.04539	119	93	22	4
1676	I peed on this spot once, too.	1.2605	0.05265	119	96	15	8
1677	It's not that I want to see other people...it's just that I'm tired of disposing of rat carcasses."	1.2605	0.04842	119	93	21	5
1678	I thought we should drink to you being out of the bag.	1.2605	0.04539	119	91	25	3
1679	I hope you like Ratatoulie.	1.2604	0.05389	96	75	17	4
1680	There's something I have to tell you -- I just bought a dog ... and it's a pit bull!	1.2603	0.04667	146	119	17	10
1681	Who says you can't become man's best friend?	1.2602	0.04136	123	92	30	1
1682	It’s called Cat Water Nine. Chat Eau Neuf.	1.2602	0.05142	123	99	16	8
1683	This wine is from that year you caught a mouse.	1.2602	0.04737	123	96	22	5
1684	They say one shouldn't resemble one's glassware, so I got us the ones with necks.	1.2602	0.05142	123	99	16	8
1685	Hey there, person deciding the New Yorker caption contest finalists! I know you have a hard job, but you got this! Thank you for everything you do	1.2600	0.05794	100	81	12	7
1686	So,Whadya think? Should NATO get involved?	1.2600	0.05245	100	78	18	4
1687	The guy in the wine shop said he thought it tasted a bit 'fishy', ... and ALSO, the price was very reasonable!	1.2600	0.05435	100	79	16	5
1688	This isn’t what I pictured when you said “cat person.”	1.2600	0.05794	100	81	12	7
1689	It pairs nicely with dead mice.	1.2598	0.04771	127	100	21	6
1690	Lassie called. She's not coming back.	1.2598	0.04501	127	98	25	4
1691	Listen, it's only fair you start chipping in for your share of the rent in this housing market.	1.2598	0.04215	127	98	26	3
1692	I agree with you about the fruity aftertaste, but I get no hint of catnip or mouse.	1.2598	0.04771	127	100	21	6
1693	Would you like to see my scratchings?	1.2598	0.04771	127	100	21	6
1694	Laura hasn’t mentioned you before…	1.2598	0.04638	127	99	23	5
1695	Working remotely means never missing happy hour	1.2598	0.04360	127	97	27	3
1696	I'm told it's the perfect complement to any small rodent.	1.2596	0.04926	104	80	21	3
1697	Your profile said you like to snuggle.	1.2596	0.05465	104	83	15	6
1698	I think you'll find quiet notes of tuna in this '06.	1.2596	0.04926	104	80	21	3
1699	… so… I guess what I’m trying to say is… it was actually YOU who rescued ME.	1.2596	0.05465	104	83	15	6
1700	My first match treated me like a dog...	1.2595	0.04796	131	104	20	7
1701	She'll come around. She's just having a hard time adjusting to an empty litter box.	1.2593	0.05323	108	86	16	6
1702	Sorry, I'm all out of goldfish	1.2593	0.04579	135	106	23	6
1703	Since his cat was a bit grumpy when being cuddled, he tried a different approach.	1.2593	0.04627	108	82	24	2
1704	It's a full-bodied red, with a hint of hairball.	1.2593	0.04579	135	106	23	6
1705	You look exactly like your online photo.	1.2593	0.04579	135	106	23	6
1706	I'm not like the other pet owners	1.2593	0.04987	108	84	20	4
1707	This pairs well with Purina	1.2593	0.05158	108	85	18	5
1708	Before we go any further, this is my couch, Steve.	1.2593	0.04579	135	106	23	6
1709	My other pets were rather judgemental of my day drinking.	1.2593	0.05158	108	85	18	5
1710	What do you get if you win?	1.2593	0.04987	108	84	20	4
1711	C'mon, we don't have to social distance when we drink anymore.	1.2593	0.05158	108	85	18	5
1712	It's a tempting offer, but I've got to get up early for my morning nap	1.2593	0.05323	108	86	16	6
1713	I always knew I was a cat man.	1.2590	0.04373	139	108	26	5
1714	This cabernet got 5 meows from PetSmart.	1.2590	0.04717	139	111	20	8
1715	I detect hints of tuna	1.2590	0.04717	139	111	20	8
1716	It nice to finally meet someone who isn’t crazy.	1.2589	0.05190	112	89	17	6
1717	My brother-in-law is a cat.	1.2589	0.05190	112	89	17	6
1718	do you want to talk about fluffy?	1.2589	0.05033	112	88	19	5
1719	Here, sit beside me my pet.	1.2589	0.05636	112	92	11	9
1720	Forgive me for saying so, but you looked a little younger in your profile pic.	1.2589	0.04871	112	87	21	4
1721	It has notes of mouse tail blossoming in a full-throated feathery finish.	1.2589	0.05190	112	89	17	6
1722	Tigger, would you like some goldfish snacks?	1.2589	0.04702	112	86	23	3
1723	It has a hint of salmon with afternotes of sardine.	1.2589	0.05492	112	91	13	8
1724	This will loosen you up for today's Tik Tok performance.	1.2589	0.05190	112	89	17	6
1725	Are you sure this isn’t dogs pee?	1.2589	0.04871	112	87	21	4
1726	Sorry, I thought you preferred the Purrgundy over the Pinot Meow.	1.2587	0.04625	143	114	21	8
1727	No petting allowed.	1.2586	0.04916	116	91	20	5
1728	This should pair well with your grilled seafood in gravy.	1.2586	0.04435	116	88	26	2
1729	Dating apps tend to disappoint, but at least you look like your photos”	1.2586	0.05066	116	92	18	6
1730	Oh really Jerry, YOU’VE had a stressful day?	1.2586	0.04601	116	89	24	3
1731	And that’s how I lost my 4th life.	1.2585	0.04218	147	114	28	5
1732	I realize this changes everything. What shall we do about the litter box?	1.2584	0.05426	89	69	17	3
1733	Let's do this more often."	1.2583	0.05225	120	97	15	8
1734	This one is so good you'll want to learn how to open bottles yourself	1.2583	0.04950	120	95	19	6
1735	I would recommend you pair this dessert wine with a chocolate mouse.	1.2583	0.05090	120	96	17	7
1736	Much more satisfying than scratching the furniture, don't you think?	1.2583	0.05090	120	96	17	7
1737	What shall we talk about?	1.2583	0.04659	120	93	23	4
1738	I've had the best first date ever and your dinner was delicious! now excuse me while I use your litter box.	1.2581	0.05275	93	72	18	3
1739	Its ok but I prefer Mousecatel.	1.2581	0.04841	124	98	20	6
1740	I am still not letting you sleep on my pillow	1.2581	0.04562	124	96	24	4
1741	I think I picked the wrong category on my dating app.	1.2581	0.04704	124	97	22	5
1742	As my emotional support animal, you HAVE to drink with me, Mr. Whiskers.	1.2581	0.05492	93	73	16	4
1743	As if being domestic weren’t enough, now they expect us to be civilized, too.	1.2581	0.04562	124	96	24	4
1744	He looks totally different to his tinder pictures	1.2578	0.04606	128	103	19	6
1745	The other cats in the neighborhood call you Humpty Dumpty	1.2578	0.04866	128	102	19	7
1746	How amazing! Neither of us has a neck.	1.2577	0.05135	97	75	19	3
1747	All this wine is going straight to my neck.	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
1748	It has a nice tuna finish.	1.2574	0.05006	101	78	20	3
1749	What you have there is the Cat’s Eye	1.2574	0.04804	101	77	22	2
1750	If you were a dog we'd drink hard liquor.	1.2574	0.04804	101	77	22	2
1751	Think of it as a mouse smoothie with a kick.	1.2574	0.05743	101	82	12	7
1752	Much like catnip	1.2574	0.04174	136	104	29	3
1753	You seemed so much taller on line.	1.2571	0.05585	105	85	13	7
1754	I told you the chianti is better!	1.2571	0.05069	105	82	19	4
1755	So how do I compare to your owner in life #5?	1.2571	0.05069	105	84	16	5
1756	You should have known those pictures would wind up on the internet.	1.2571	0.04885	105	81	21	3
1757	Do you think people can tell we’re a pandemic couple?	1.2571	0.05585	105	85	13	7
1758	You should remove your cat from your profile picture.	1.2571	0.04885	105	81	21	3
1759	Do you like smooth jazz?	1.2569	0.05116	109	86	18	5
1760	Thanks for asking meowt.	1.2569	0.05279	109	87	16	6
1761	Your feline wisdom outstrips any of my primate friends!	1.2569	0.04591	109	83	24	2
1762	I'm glad we're talking again.	1.2569	0.04402	109	82	26	1
1763	So we are out of catnip again larry?	1.2569	0.05116	109	88	15	6
1764	Isn't this better then milk?	1.2569	0.05116	109	86	18	5
1765	The wine store guy says it’s the cat’s merlot.	1.2569	0.05438	109	88	14	7
1766	After work drinks with coworkers in 2022	1.2569	0.05116	109	86	18	5
1767	Are you getting the floral earthy notes?	1.2568	0.04301	148	116	26	6
1768	A nice red wine, aged for at least four of your lives.	1.2566	0.05149	113	90	17	6
1769	Thought you'd like a highball instead of your usual hairball.	1.2566	0.04666	113	87	23	3
1770	Should I serve red or white with mice?	1.2566	0.04993	113	92	15	6
1771	I'm an introvert myself.	1.2566	0.04666	113	87	23	3
1772	It's just wine, after all!	1.2566	0.04666	113	87	23	3
1773	Am I /really/ talking to a cat about the current geopolitical climate?	1.2566	0.05149	113	90	17	6
1774	Wine on a Tuesday at lunch? Work from home really has changed things	1.2566	0.04993	113	89	19	5
1775	I'm on life number 9. Cheers, Allen!	1.2566	0.04666	113	89	20	4
1776	Sorry it's not wet enough. The dog drank all the Vermouth again	1.2564	0.04403	117	92	22	3
1777	You could at least pretend that you like it.	1.2564	0.04726	117	94	18	5
1778	With the dog off to bed early, the human and the cat realized that they no longer had anything to complain about	1.2563	0.04543	160	130	19	11
1779	You know, I can shed too.	1.2562	0.04625	121	94	23	4
1780	You’ve never had wine before? We’re even. I never dated a Burmese shorthair before.	1.2562	0.04625	121	94	23	4
1781	I thought you might enjoy its oaky aroma with hints of raspberry, chocolate, and tuna.	1.2562	0.04914	121	96	19	6
1782	I think you know why there’s no table.	1.2562	0.04914	121	96	19	6
1783	Can you taste the undertones of Tuna?	1.2562	0.04625	121	94	23	4
1784	It's a naive domestic tuna juice without gill-net catches, but I assume you'll be amused by its promotion.	1.2562	0.04771	121	95	21	5
1785	Some people drink alone each night, but not me.	1.2562	0.04914	121	96	19	6
1786	Try a glass of my new investment, I call it Wine Lives.	1.2562	0.05052	121	97	17	7
1787	Mmmm...this is the cat's meow.	1.2562	0.04474	121	93	25	3
1788	'Human blood' is not an appropriate tasting note for you to be recognizing, Timmy.	1.2562	0.05052	121	97	17	7
1789	Still grumpy?	1.2562	0.04474	121	93	25	3
1790	How do you like the new cat litter? It's recommended by Gwyneth Paltrow.	1.2560	0.05068	125	101	16	8
1791	You should see my sock-drawer.	1.2560	0.04806	125	99	20	6
1792	I'm finally over Barky and so glad we met!	1.2558	0.04705	129	102	21	6
1793	If you tell Rover and his friends about this, I'll scratch you to death.	1.2558	0.04575	129	101	23	5
1794	I know you’re probably nervous because someone told you I’m just trying to “get pussy”, but it’s not like that.	1.2558	0.04575	129	106	16	7
1795	Your choice was purrfect.	1.2558	0.04011	129	97	31	1
1796	It's called merlot. I think you'll find it's a lot better than a saucer of milk.	1.2556	0.04610	133	105	22	6
1797	I know by your expression you like the wine.	1.2556	0.04485	133	104	24	5
1798	We ran out of cream...and bowls...	1.2556	0.04610	133	105	22	6
1799	It pairs well with catnip.	1.2556	0.04223	133	102	28	3
1800	I need to tell you that I'm really a dog person.	1.2556	0.04610	133	105	22	6
1801	Sure, it might have legs, but I bet it won’t land upright if I drop it.	1.2556	0.06430	90	75	7	8
1802	I don't allow petting on the first date.	1.2555	0.04399	137	107	25	5
1803	Actually, my last cat was more of a beer drinker	1.2555	0.04148	137	105	29	3
1804	You’re less like a cat than I thought. I’m sorry it’s taken me this long to notice.	1.2553	0.05226	94	73	18	3
1805	Notes of citrus and camomile, but just that hint of catnip without driving you insane is what makes it special.	1.2552	0.04353	145	114	25	6
1806	Well I have a hard enough time processing one life and can't imagine what you're going through.	1.2551	0.05487	98	78	15	5
1807	Isn't this more elegant than lapping from a saucer?	1.2551	0.05089	98	76	19	3
1808	We don’t actually have nine lives you know.	1.2551	0.05292	98	77	17	4
1809	Come a little closer, I won’t scratch!	1.2549	0.05155	102	80	18	4
1810	I’m sorry I clogged the litter box.	1.2549	0.05155	102	80	18	4
1811	I've doubled up on my Allegra. It's ok, come sit closer.	1.2547	0.05372	106	85	15	6
1812	Next we'll learn how to pair cheeses	1.2547	0.05027	106	83	19	4
1813	Put some hair on the what?	1.2547	0.05027	106	83	19	4
1814	Thank you for joining me for a little nip before dinner .	1.2547	0.04655	106	81	23	2
1815	Skooch over and cuddle!	1.2547	0.05372	106	85	15	6
1816	Do I look like a cat?	1.2547	0.05027	106	83	19	4
1817	Don't drink too much. You might start throwing up everywhere.	1.2547	0.05697	106	87	11	8
1818	And to think, before we met, I was a dog person.	1.2547	0.05027	106	83	19	4
1819	It’s water from the goldfish bowl.	1.2545	0.05236	110	88	16	6
1820	Tomorrow I'll teach you how to mix a Martini"	1.2545	0.04555	110	84	24	2
1821	Would you care to see my...itchings?	1.2545	0.04734	110	85	22	3
1822	It tastes better when we age it in cat years, don't you think?	1.2545	0.05074	110	87	18	5
1823	So you’re still not up for shooting a video?	1.2544	0.04955	114	90	19	5
1824	Red, red wine make you feel feline?	1.2544	0.04795	114	89	21	4
1825	AAH...nothing like hair of the dog.	1.2544	0.04795	114	94	15	5
1826	Swirl, sniff, taste, then either purr or hiss.	1.2544	0.05109	114	91	17	6
1827	You're a little different than your profile picture.	1.2544	0.04955	114	90	19	5
1828	The vet said to give you wet food.	1.2544	0.04795	114	89	21	4
1829	Before the pandemic, I was a dog person, but I think you'll like it here.	1.2542	0.04690	118	92	22	4
1830	The dating agency said you'll come striaght from the catwalk!	1.2541	0.05015	122	98	17	7
1831	Wait til you try the lasagne.	1.2541	0.04878	122	97	19	6
1832	Trouble sleeping?	1.2541	0.04878	122	97	19	6
1833	First off, thank you for taking a moment to discuss the reviews of my family you posted on line.	1.2541	0.05015	122	98	17	7
1834	I want to start seeing others.	1.2541	0.04442	122	94	25	3
1835	I just want someone that get's me, ya know	1.2541	0.04442	122	94	25	3
1836	Now, on to a full-bodied cab with heavy undertones of pandemic-induced social anxiety.	1.2541	0.05015	122	98	17	7
1837	It's a glass. You drink from it.	1.2540	0.04638	126	99	22	5
1838	I's a fine Merlot, with notes of wet fur and hairball.	1.2540	0.04772	126	100	20	6
1839	One of us has to work, right?	1.2540	0.04499	126	98	24	4
1840	If you're going to sit on the couch, you'll have to mingle with our guests, Paul.	1.2540	0.04499	126	98	24	4
1841	For the record, I thought Odie had it coming.	1.2538	0.04273	130	100	27	3
1842	Tell me, honestly, if I fell dead before you, would you eat me?	1.2538	0.04544	130	102	23	5
1843	How far do you want to go tonight? Maybe some heavy petting?	1.2538	0.05158	130	107	13	10
1844	Do you sense the brooding aromas of cherries, plums and currants? Note the finish with the hint of spicy oak and hint of catnip.	1.2537	0.04579	134	106	22	6
1845	I'd rather have milk, John.	1.2535	0.04518	142	113	22	7
1846	Tomorrow night, we'll have happy hour in your litter box.	1.2534	0.04326	146	115	25	6
1847	So let’s discuss the possibility of you acknowledging me tonight?	1.2529	0.05226	87	67	18	2
1848	Are you open to the idea of clothing? Perhaps just some shorts for a start?	1.2527	0.05762	91	73	13	5
1849	We need to work on communication. It’s like we’re speaking two different languages.	1.2526	0.04482	95	77	15	3
1850	I told you “don’t knock it over ‘til you try it”	1.2526	0.05593	95	76	14	5
1851	A toast to no more dogs on the couch!	1.2525	0.05044	99	77	19	3
1852	I learned three lives ago not to drive after this.	1.2525	0.05438	99	79	15	5
1853	And that’s when she told me she was allergic to cats	1.2525	0.04836	99	76	21	2
1854	The Pet Adoption Agency sent you , didn't they?	1.2524	0.05110	103	81	18	4
1855	And, it's guaranteed to give you 10 lives.	1.2524	0.04723	103	79	22	2
1856	I am so sorry. I had no idea there was a laser show at half-time.	1.2524	0.05293	103	82	16	5
1857	When your profile said you were a bit catty, I didn't know you meant it literally.	1.2524	0.04723	103	79	22	2
1858	So you accidentally swiped right as you knocked your owner's phone off the desk?	1.2524	0.05293	103	82	16	5
1859	This red will be delicious with what I've trapped for dinner.	1.2524	0.05110	103	81	18	4
1860	I can't believe I wasted my last life living as a stray cat!"	1.2524	0.05110	103	81	18	4
1861	I'll tell you where the cork is if you promise not to scratch the couch.	1.2523	0.04423	107	81	25	1
1862	I'm thinking about transitioning.	1.2523	0.04618	107	82	23	2
1863	I think it's time we talk about adopting a kitten.	1.2523	0.04805	107	83	21	3
1864	You weren’t lying, you really are a cat person.	1.2523	0.04805	107	83	21	3
1865	But we both don’t have a neck, doesn’t that count for something?	1.2523	0.05194	111	89	16	6
1866	Half empty or half full- we don't knock it onto the floor.	1.2523	0.05194	111	89	16	6
1867	Will you stay friends once we transition to endemic?	1.2523	0.05034	111	88	18	5
1868	I can taste the notes of strawberry, pomegranate and mackerel.	1.2523	0.05349	111	90	14	7
1869	See!? Isn't tasting a glass much better than knocking it over	1.2523	0.05349	111	90	14	7
1870	Isn't it better this way, instead of knocking it over?	1.2523	0.04609	111	88	19	4
1871	I've been told it tastes like the cat's meow.	1.2523	0.04868	111	92	14	5
1872	My sommelier said this pairs well with fish.	1.2523	0.04868	111	87	20	4
1873	Don't worry if I wobble. I won't fall down.	1.2522	0.05069	115	92	17	6
1874	I am also surprised that a cat can hold a wine glass	1.2522	0.05217	115	93	15	7
1875	It's just a naive domestic Burgundy, but it was Best in Show at last year's CFA nationals.	1.2522	0.05069	115	95	13	7
1876	Wein d'Maus. Very rare vintage.	1.2522	0.04916	115	91	19	5
1877	The nose of this is goldfish; I can taste notes of sparrow, with a full bodied mousey finish.	1.2520	0.05110	123	100	15	8
1878	It's Purrrr-gundy.	1.2520	0.04559	123	96	23	4
1879	Are you over 21?	1.2520	0.04703	123	97	21	5
1880	Im not prejudiced at all, I just never met a black cat I was comfortable with	1.2520	0.04996	127	103	16	8
1881	Let's have a cat-nip together, shall we?	1.2520	0.04325	127	98	26	3
1882	you look different from your profile	1.2520	0.04996	127	103	16	8
1883	I think we need some time apart.	1.2519	0.04299	135	105	26	4
1884	Yes, extraordinary, there is a hint of catnip.	1.2500	0.04316	140	110	25	5
1885	Nothing like a nice catbernet	1.2500	0.04437	128	100	24	4
1886	Who says it's too late to socialize a cat?	1.2500	0.04506	128	103	19	6
1887	Well, aren't you just the cat's meow?	1.2500	0.04771	120	95	20	5
1888	You're right, there is a soupcon of catnip there...	1.2500	0.04480	104	79	24	1
1889	You looked different on Tinder.	1.2500	0.04669	124	98	21	5
1890	Remember when we first met?	1.2500	0.05038	92	71	19	2
1891	I thought a nice Pinot would help us break the ice on this scratching the furniture thing.	1.2500	0.04683	96	73	22	1
1892	I'm so glad you pawed right.	1.2500	0.04394	116	89	25	2
1893	Isn't this better than spilt milk?	1.2500	0.04561	116	90	23	3
1894	It’s the finest purrgandy!	1.2500	0.04766	108	84	21	3
1895	I've never had a pet so adept with stemware before.	1.2500	0.04771	120	95	20	5
1896	So,how long have you been a trans-species?	1.2500	0.05283	108	87	15	6
1897	You had me at PSPSPS	1.2500	0.05198	100	79	17	4
1898	I think you’ll enjoy it. There are hints of dead mouse.	1.2500	0.04830	112	88	20	4
1899	Just let me hold you.	1.2500	0.05175	88	68	18	2
1900	Since you’re trying to cut back, I got us a special non-alcoholic herbal elixir for tonight.	1.2500	0.04722	116	91	21	4
1901	Okay,last time you woke up with no testicles,but what ELSE have you got to lose? Just try a sip	1.2500	0.04610	132	105	21	6
1902	If the landlord asks, you're on eight lives and love playing in the street.	1.2500	0.05423	104	84	14	6
1903	No but like, he wants to be a chef, and he controls this guy under his hat and..I really think we should watch it, youll love it	1.2500	0.04879	104	81	20	3
1904	‘ It goes well with mice’	1.2500	0.05389	100	80	15	5
1905	I know there’s a power dynamic at play that some would find inappropriate, but now that we’ve done away with mother…	1.2500	0.04766	108	84	21	3
1906	There’s just a hint of hair ball don’t you think?	1.2500	0.04771	120	95	20	5
1907	Yes, quite a distinctive bouquet. Chateau Fifi, 1957	1.2500	0.05067	104	82	18	4
1908	A bouquet of litter and kibble, with an aftertaste of hairball, n'est pas?	1.2500	0.04548	140	112	21	7
1909	I was a little more furry when those photos were taken.	1.2500	0.05592	104	85	12	7
1910	Sometimes I like to be a bad kitty too.	1.2500	0.04911	96	74	20	2
1911	Couldn’t agree more. The word ‘doggo’ needs to die.	1.2500	0.05248	104	83	16	5
1912	I know you’re not a big fan of Merlot, but the sommelier said it pairs well with mouse	1.2500	0.04879	104	83	17	4
1913	Has it really been two years already?!	1.2500	0.05067	104	82	18	4
1914	You’re right mittens, who even needs a neck?!	1.2500	0.04915	120	96	18	6
1915	I identify as a Tomcat!!	1.2500	0.04879	104	81	20	3
1916	It's full-bodied with hints of tuna.	1.2500	0.05198	100	79	17	4
1917	Most dating app members are real dogs.	1.2500	0.04734	132	106	19	7
1918	I never drink alone.	1.2500	0.04944	108	85	19	4
1919	They won't call you "The Crazy Man Kitty" if there is only one of me.	1.2500	0.05423	104	84	14	6
1920	I know we can make this work	1.2500	0.04622	120	94	22	4
1921	But you said on your dating profile that Catwoman was your dream date.	1.2500	0.04669	124	98	21	5
1922	Not so frisky when it comes down to it, are you?	1.2500	0.04526	124	97	23	4
1923	You're my best friend, & I hate to drink alone...	1.2500	0.05152	112	90	16	6
1924	Isn’t staying in just the best?	1.2500	0.04484	112	86	24	2
1925	I’d like to mansplain about your nine lives.	1.2500	0.05735	96	78	12	6
1926	But I thought you'd like a pink Catawba.	1.2500	0.04581	108	83	23	2
1927	once we weaned you off the litter box I knew we could get rid of your bowl	1.2500	0.03870	136	116	15	5
1928	It's been a long lock down but, kitty, you look pretty good to me.	1.2500	0.04660	112	87	22	3
1929	They said this wine from the 1920's is the cat's meow.	1.2500	0.05339	96	76	16	4
1930	Let's toast to your indifference	1.2500	0.05421	88	69	16	3
1931	So I’ve been dying to know—what’s it like to poop in a box?	1.2500	0.04879	104	81	20	3
1932	We moved in together two weeks ago, I think it’s time to tell you. I’m human.	1.2500	0.04994	112	91	15	6
1933	I’ve always considered myself a dog person but my therapist said I need to go out out of my comfort zone.	1.2500	0.05270	92	72	17	3
1934	Stop me if I’ve told you this story before.	1.2500	0.04722	116	91	21	4
1935	I'm just glad to be dating in person again.	1.2500	0.04483	132	104	23	5
1936	well she never liked a drink	1.2500	0.05130	96	75	18	3
1937	And to think I wasted all those years on dating apps…	1.2500	0.04879	104	81	20	3
1938	You look different from your "Plenty of Fish" photo	1.2486	0.04193	173	140	23	10
1939	Glad you felt comfortable getting together without our masks!	1.2482	0.04723	137	111	18	8
1940	I agree, it's got a little nip to it...	1.2481	0.04702	133	107	19	7
1941	Sip it slowly. It's higher in tannins than toilet water.	1.2481	0.04702	133	107	19	7
1942	Full bodied, notes of litterbox and mouse, complex catnip finish.	1.2481	0.04926	129	105	16	8
1943	'Your unconditional disdain and this cheap Merlot are all I need to become the mediocre man my ex-wife always wanted me to be.	1.2481	0.04542	129	102	22	5
1944	Felix: “Why ‘meow’ when I can wine instead?”	1.2481	0.04673	129	103	20	6
1945	I never met a cat who could hold her wine so well.	1.2479	0.04588	121	95	22	4
1946	My ex was such a dog.	1.2479	0.05285	121	100	12	9
1947	so you finally did It, you broke up with Karen...cheers	1.2479	0.04736	121	96	20	5
1948	Ok then, not my lap just here beside me?	1.2479	0.05416	117	97	11	9
1949	You don’t get out much, do you?	1.2479	0.04276	117	92	22	3
1950	You need to sip it, not lap it."	1.2479	0.04527	117	91	23	3
1951	Here’s to your latest YouTube!	1.2479	0.04991	117	94	17	6
1952	. "Social distancing is the "cat's pajamas."	1.2479	0.05137	117	95	15	7
1953	What do you mean you don’t have a litter box?	1.2479	0.04361	117	90	25	2
1954	That's right it does have the nose of cat's pee on a gooseberry bush.	1.2478	0.04954	113	90	18	5
1955	And then Garfield said to me...	1.2478	0.05111	113	91	16	6
1956	Supply chain disruptions. There was no cat food, but plenty of beaujolais.	1.2478	0.04792	113	96	10	7
1957	No, you don't swat it or bite it--just drink it down...	1.2478	0.04450	113	87	24	2
1958	Look, I know you like moths and balls, but an olive is the preferred garnish.	1.2478	0.04954	113	90	18	5
1959	Congratulations on your sixth life.	1.2478	0.05111	113	91	16	6
1960	You getting any mouse on this?	1.2478	0.05111	113	91	16	6
1961	I love the feel of the fabric.	1.2478	0.04954	113	90	18	5
1962	You said wine and cheese.	1.2477	0.04728	109	85	21	3
1963	It’s a zin that will make you purr.	1.2477	0.05074	109	87	17	5
1964	It's a naïve domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption.	1.2477	0.04728	109	88	17	4
1965	Let me explain why I'm not going to invest in your musical about cats.	1.2477	0.05239	109	88	15	6
1966	It makes you feel warm and fuzzy.	1.2477	0.05554	109	90	11	8
1967	I saw you disdaining me from across the room and just had to get to know you.	1.2477	0.05239	109	88	15	6
1968	I'm so glad you didn't give it your scrunchy-face rating	1.2477	0.04728	109	85	21	3
1969	I feel our relationship will reach a new level now that you can hold a wine glass.	1.2476	0.05203	105	84	16	5
1970	Friends, yes. Benefits, no.	1.2476	0.04838	105	82	20	3
1971	To life. To life. To life. To life. To life. To life. To life. To life. To life.	1.2476	0.05376	105	85	14	6
1972	You can always say it's the wine talking.	1.2476	0.04838	105	82	20	3
1973	I knew you were special when I met you at the shelter.	1.2476	0.04838	105	82	20	3
1974	I'd like to say 'here kitty', but maybe that's too creepy	1.2476	0.05203	105	84	16	5
1975	You’ll find it finished with playful notes of catnip and string.	1.2476	0.04645	105	81	22	2
1976	We could just eat in if there's any chance you like fish.	1.2476	0.05024	105	83	18	4
1977	I think you have the nose to be a sommelier.	1.2476	0.04645	105	81	22	2
1978	It's actually called "caBernet"	1.2476	0.04645	105	81	22	2
1979	I promise...just one and I won't forget to feed you again.	1.2475	0.04956	101	79	19	3
1980	You're really freaking me out since she left you, man	1.2475	0.05523	101	82	13	6
1981	I bought your favorite mewlot.	1.2474	0.05290	97	77	16	4
1982	I don't know, Sam. A cabernet with fish?	1.2474	0.05083	97	76	18	3
1983	I’m sorry I’ve allowed the litter box to affect the aroma of the Merlot…	1.2474	0.05490	97	78	14	5
1984	If you need to freshen up, the litter box is just down the hall.	1.2473	0.05853	93	76	11	6
1985	It's the humans' version of catnip.	1.2473	0.04751	93	71	21	1
1986	It's just that you seem so disinterested.	1.2473	0.05220	93	73	17	3
1987	Covid and wine keeps us together! Cheers.	1.2473	0.05220	93	73	17	3
1988	This better be a MosCATo	1.2473	0.05439	93	74	15	4
1989	This vintage was recommended by a wine merchant who said that this was the cat's meow.	1.2472	0.05600	89	71	14	4
1990	Well I'm a male and a teacher, so naturally I'm an ailurophile. Have you ever let anyone else groom you?	1.2472	0.05600	89	71	14	4
1991	See, isn’t this nice?	1.2469	0.05701	81	64	14	3
1992	Yes, I’m going back to work soon, we need to talk.	1.2465	0.04143	142	111	27	4
1993	If you're getting "dusty" notes, perhaps it's because you've been rolling on the sidewalk for the past 15 minutes.	1.2464	0.04341	138	109	24	5
1994	I prefer white wine. It pairs well with fish.	1.2464	0.04578	138	111	20	7
1995	After months of living together, I feel like we’re finally connecting and can take this to the next level…….can I pet you?	1.2463	0.04424	134	106	23	5
1996	A little nip won’t hurt.	1.2462	0.04377	130	102	24	4
1997	Transgender is so yesterday.	1.2462	0.04641	130	104	20	6
1998	At the store they said it was a bit mousy but you’re the expert	1.2462	0.04641	130	104	20	6
1999	Do you want some tuna with that wine?	1.2462	0.04641	130	104	20	6
2000	Merlot? I'm a cat, not an animal.	1.2460	0.05000	126	103	15	8
2001	babe that scratch on the couch isn't who you think it's from	1.2460	0.04463	126	99	23	4
2002	Closest I've ever been to a pussy	1.2459	0.04843	122	98	18	6
2003	I've really enjoyed the last two years together,but now that lockdown is over,I think it's time to reconsider this relationship.	1.2459	0.04555	122	96	22	4
2004	This is the only way I can sit up here?	1.2459	0.04701	122	97	20	5
2005	I agree, but the next negotiation must include the dog.	1.2459	0.04247	122	94	26	2
2006	I’ve noticed that you’ve been agitated, ever since the neighbors installed that koi pond, so I thought we could wind down a bit.	1.2459	0.04701	122	97	20	5
2007	It's like catnip without the mess.	1.2458	0.04805	118	94	19	5
2008	I think we need to further discuss this neutering idea !	1.2458	0.04805	118	94	19	5
2009	Are you getting full-bodied mouse, with undertones of catnip?	1.2458	0.04493	118	95	20	3
2010	He took me in from the alley and now I have to listen to him talk about stocks all the time. He doesn’t even understand the market. I wish I was back with Big Frankie and Delilah. THEY knew fine wine. THEY knew how to have a conversation.	1.2458	0.04652	118	93	21	4
2011	I'd say it's fruity with a touch of catnip.	1.2458	0.04805	118	94	19	5
2012	I'm surprised you can hold that, too!	1.2458	0.04493	118	92	23	3
2013	I like walks in the park, stop to smell the flowers, and occasionally bring dead animals to my human’s door	1.2458	0.04493	118	92	23	3
2014	You'll love this wine with the hints of fresh catnip and mouse	1.2456	0.04416	114	90	21	3
2015	Things are so bad, even my cat is starting to drink.	1.2456	0.04915	114	91	18	5
2016	You’ll like it. It’s dry.	1.2456	0.04589	114	89	22	3
2017	I think you”ll like it here. The litter box gets changed daily and we serve tuna every other day.	1.2456	0.04589	114	89	22	3
2018	I'm sure the others are just stuck in traffic.	1.2456	0.05222	114	93	14	7
2019	Of course, the dog can't tell a pinot from a cab.	1.2456	0.04755	114	90	20	4
2020	You texted a picture to your date to show how you like to spend your evenings relaxing with a glass of wine with your cat....and suddenly you were ghosted. Huh, weird.	1.2456	0.04755	114	90	20	4
2021	Relax, you only live nine times!	1.2455	0.05354	110	90	13	7
2022	We don't have to label it.	1.2455	0.04690	110	86	21	3
2023	You hate things? Me too!	1.2455	0.04320	110	84	25	1
2024	We're not expecting "mister" cat anytime soon, I hope.....	1.2455	0.05033	110	88	17	5
2025	This is as good as it gets Fluffy!	1.2455	0.04865	110	87	19	4
2026	Well,you liked this vintage in your last life.	1.2455	0.04509	110	85	23	2
2027	I cant believe I had to ask him to take his shoes off	1.2455	0.04865	110	87	19	4
2028	I’m still not letting you pet my belly.	1.2455	0.05196	110	89	15	6
2029	What's been clawing at you lately?	1.2453	0.05159	106	85	16	5
2030	A fine Catnippery Sauvignon with a whiffs rat’s tail on the nose and subtle notes of mousey snout, Roquefort and lizard head on first taste. A Trump Wines exclusive.	1.2453	0.05330	106	86	14	6
2031	'You didn't think Plenty of Fish was a dating app, did you?'	1.2453	0.05330	106	86	14	6
2032	Now, about the scratches on the couch...	1.2453	0.05330	106	86	14	6
2033	This Chat Noir vintage seems especially vivid tonight.	1.2453	0.05159	106	87	13	6
2034	It's always 5 o'clock in Cat town	1.2453	0.05159	106	85	16	5
2035	I told Spot, if he's everyone's best friend, he's no one's best friend.	1.2453	0.05330	106	86	14	6
2036	Now isn't this better that catnip?	1.2453	0.04798	106	83	20	3
2037	If you start quoting Sideways, I'm leaving.	1.2453	0.05159	106	85	16	5
2038	I tried the catnip. Now it's your turn	1.2451	0.05294	102	82	15	5
2039	A nip before your nap.	1.2451	0.04914	102	80	19	3
2040	I must say you don’t look anything like your online photo!	1.2451	0.04914	102	80	19	3
2041	It's the best Catbernet this season.	1.2451	0.05107	102	81	17	4
2042	It has a hint of catnip, don't you think?	1.2451	0.04712	102	79	21	2
2043	I think you will find it works better than cat nip.	1.2451	0.05107	102	81	17	4
2044	I thought this might be a nice change from drinking on the floor.	1.2451	0.04712	102	79	21	2
2045	I put catnip in yours instead of an olive.	1.2450	0.04503	151	123	19	9
2046	Yes, even cats can find uses for the blockchain. You see...	1.2450	0.04503	151	123	19	9
2047	It's recommended with red meat.	1.2449	0.04601	98	75	22	1
2048	My first wife said I wasn't a cat person.	1.2449	0.04162	147	116	26	5
2049	It has a lovely tuna bouquet,with hints of mouse.	1.2449	0.05037	98	77	18	3
2050	I need a different sponsor.	1.2449	0.05242	98	78	16	4
2051	If this makes sense to me, I guess the edibles kicked in.	1.2449	0.05242	98	78	16	4
2052	You know, you're on to something. There truly IS a top note of condescension.	1.2447	0.04944	94	73	19	2
2053	A mouse ate the cheese. Just sayin’….	1.2447	0.05796	94	77	11	6
2054	I call it a catnip.	1.2447	0.05171	94	74	17	3
2055	It's a young wine, but when I caught the notes of pissed-on cat litter, I thought of you.	1.2447	0.05387	94	75	15	4
2056	Here's to a long and happy nine lives.	1.2447	0.05596	94	76	13	5
2057	So, have you heard about interspecies families?	1.2446	0.04548	139	112	20	7
2058	Are you enjoying the Mewlot?	1.2446	0.04662	139	113	18	8
2059	Well, the edible finally kicked in.	1.2446	0.04190	139	111	23	5
2060	so you peed right here?	1.2446	0.04662	139	113	18	8
2061	It's a 2014 Trimbach Pinot Gris Réserve Alsace. Now. Let's talk about the goldfish.	1.2444	0.04518	135	108	21	6
2062	This is just a small sign of my appreciation for the dead mouse I found on my doorstep.	1.2444	0.05544	90	72	14	4
2063	It's actually a litter-boxed varietal.	1.2444	0.04639	135	109	19	7
2064	The mouse bruschetta will be ready shortly.	1.2444	0.04639	135	109	19	7
2065	Thank you for always being there for me. Cheers.	1.2443	0.04210	131	102	26	3
2066	It pairs up magnificently with mouse.	1.2439	0.04217	123	95	26	2
2067	you wold be legally able to drink if you were a dog but unfortunately in cat years you are just 7	1.2439	0.04808	123	99	18	6
2068	Well, this gives new meaning to the term catfishing.	1.2439	0.04944	123	100	16	7
2069	I'm sensing a taste of oak with overtones of kibble and a mouthwatering aftertaste of salmon.	1.2439	0.05900	82	66	12	4
2070	I thought we should get to know each other a little better before you move in.	1.2439	0.05077	82	63	18	1
2071	What's new, pussycat?	1.2437	0.04769	119	95	19	5
2072	I’m no good at WORDLE, how about the cat fishing game on The Purina site?	1.2437	0.05059	119	97	15	7
2073	I never drink with dogs. Me neither.	1.2437	0.05059	119	97	15	7
2074	Did you know I'm a lesbian.	1.2437	0.04617	119	94	21	4
2075	I don't understand why some people have a hard time getting their cats to drink.	1.2437	0.04617	119	94	21	4
2076	I think you'll really like this one...it has notes of catnip and mouse droppings.	1.2436	0.04105	156	124	26	6
2077	It sure beats catnip, don't you agree?	1.2435	0.04877	115	92	18	5
2078	Let’s make catty remarks about the dog next door.	1.2435	0.04383	115	89	24	2
2079	the truth is … I … I’ve been seeing a feral cat for some time now	1.2435	0.05031	115	93	16	6
2080	Most cats I've dated prefer chablis.	1.2435	0.04553	115	90	22	3
2081	It has been tough since the divorce, but I always land on my own two feet.	1.2435	0.05031	115	93	16	6
2082	Yeah, its called a “polyphasic sleep cycle” I need at least 20 cat naps per day in order to function	1.2435	0.04553	115	90	22	3
2083	Feline facials? We'll just have to agree to disagree on that.	1.2432	0.04826	111	88	19	4
2084	About this clawing thing...	1.2432	0.04653	111	87	21	3
2085	It will help you forget your past eight lives.	1.2432	0.04286	111	87	22	2
2086	What a day ! Yours ?	1.2432	0.04992	111	89	17	5
2087	„So we are drunk and sober at the same time !“ „Oh shut up Schroedinger !“	1.2432	0.05310	111	91	13	7
2088	The bouquet has been described as the cat’s meow.	1.2431	0.04543	144	117	19	8
2089	Have you noticed the floral bouquet?	1.2430	0.04569	107	83	22	2
2090	Wine don’t agree with you honey, it turns you into a cat.	1.2430	0.05116	107	86	16	5
2091	Don't worry. I'm totally not taking you to the vet.	1.2430	0.04569	107	83	22	2
2092	The cat: “Jerry, we need to talk. Lisa and I think it’d be best if you didn’t come by anymore.”	1.2430	0.05116	107	86	16	5
2093	I’m sensing hints of love and attention, but not enough.	1.2430	0.04569	107	83	22	2
2094	I'll stick with the milk, thanks.	1.2427	0.05248	103	83	15	5
2095	So tell me again how do you get away with sleeping all day and have never had to have a job?	1.2427	0.05063	103	82	17	4
2096	We’re out of milk.	1.2427	0.05426	103	84	13	6
2097	She was allergic to you. Cheers!	1.2427	0.05599	103	85	11	7
2098	A little hair of the dog Mr. Snuggles?	1.2427	0.04871	103	81	19	3
2099	Sometimes I regret supergluing that wineglass to your paw....	1.2427	0.05063	103	82	17	4
2100	I’m an avatar too.	1.2427	0.05248	103	83	15	5
2101	Sorry, that's probably my hair. Just pick it out.	1.2427	0.05599	103	85	11	7
2102	I know you’ve been feeling lonely since the divorce, but this wasn’t part of the job description.	1.2427	0.05248	103	83	15	5
2103	Drinking from a saucer, how uncivilized.	1.2424	0.04329	99	75	24	0
2104	Where are we going with this relationship, Steve?	1.2424	0.04578	132	106	20	6
2105	To '23andMe' for bringing us together! Tell me more about Aunt Cuddles.	1.2424	0.05578	99	81	12	6
2106	This will have to do, I'm out of catnip.	1.2424	0.04992	99	78	18	3
2107	Why not sit closer? I don’t bite.	1.2424	0.04992	99	78	18	3
2108	You aren’t getting any mouse notes?	1.2424	0.04318	132	104	24	4
2109	Can I make a tiktok of this and pretend you’re just a cat?	1.2424	0.05390	99	80	14	5
2110	I’m obviously much too high class to make a pussy joke.	1.2422	0.04802	128	104	17	7
2111	This still doesn’t make us friends, Carol.	1.2422	0.04802	128	104	17	7
2112	We're so fortunate to have found the right counselor.	1.2422	0.04929	128	105	15	8
2113	Happy hour is just not the same after I started working from home.	1.2421	0.05337	95	76	15	4
2114	Looks like we have something in common: no neck.	1.2421	0.05337	95	76	15	4
2115	Would you like to know why they call me 'Mr. Cuddles.'	1.2421	0.05337	95	76	15	4
2116	If chasing the red light makes you happy, then I'm happy too	1.2421	0.05542	95	77	13	5
2117	It's like catnip for some people.	1.2421	0.05542	95	77	13	5
2118	It's a 2021 Prosecco with hints of apple and catnip.	1.2420	0.03876	157	123	30	4
2119	I was skeptical of the genetic test result at first, too.	1.2419	0.04490	124	98	22	4
2120	You’re in my spot.	1.2419	0.04341	124	97	24	3
2121	Hey, you made me drink sardine brine last night.	1.2418	0.05490	91	73	14	4
2122	I’m into pooping in a box and scratching furniture. You?	1.2418	0.05918	91	75	10	6
2123	Did you say 'velvety texture with notes of almond'? -- You are one sophisticated feline...	1.2417	0.04733	120	96	19	5
2124	I wouldn’t allow this if I wasn’t drunk, but you already know that	1.2417	0.04733	120	96	19	5
2125	So, tell me more about you… any pets?	1.2414	0.04350	116	90	24	2
2126	The wine's from the Catskill mountains.	1.2414	0.04519	116	91	22	3
2127	They told me at the shelter that you were good with people.	1.2414	0.05656	87	70	13	4
2128	No, I do like your ‘gifts.’ It’s just… I need some quality time too.	1.2414	0.05414	87	69	15	3
2129	Two more of these and you'll have to take me out in a litter .	1.2414	0.04992	116	94	16	6
2130	Maybe when I wrote I was looking for ‘new pussy,’ I should have been more explicit.	1.2414	0.05140	116	95	14	7
2131	I had fur in a past life, there is still hope for you...	1.2414	0.04682	116	92	20	4
2132	You in the mood for a little catnip?	1.2414	0.05140	116	95	14	7
2133	Let me guess, your three favorite bands are The Byrds, Modest Mouse and Fishbone!	1.2414	0.04519	116	91	22	3
2134	They told me you were catfishing me and I told them they were wrong	1.2414	0.04682	116	92	20	4
2135	Thanks for taking off your shoes	1.2411	0.04616	112	88	21	3
2136	I’m really feline this wine tonight, Geoffrey.	1.2411	0.04787	112	89	19	4
2137	It didn’t work out. I wasn’t as into belly rubs as she was.	1.2411	0.04952	112	90	17	5
2138	All I can do is stare at it... usually I'm knocking these things down!	1.2411	0.04787	112	89	19	4
2139	It's good to have a friend.	1.2410	0.05024	83	64	18	1
2140	I’ll be returning to the office next week so you can be alone again.	1.2409	0.04459	137	110	21	6
2141	It's very nice, but I think a Chardonnay would pair better with your kibble.	1.2409	0.04337	137	109	23	5
2142	I know you don’t like my friends, but they mean well when they stroke your head.	1.2407	0.05241	108	88	14	6
2143	To celebrate no hairballs this week, here’s a 1997 Château Kibblé.	1.2407	0.04337	108	83	24	1
2144	Come on, say something. I won't tell anyone that you can talk.	1.2407	0.04533	108	84	22	2
2145	It’s not that I don’t appreciate the invitation, I only have one life to live.	1.2407	0.05073	108	87	16	5
2146	Talk about irony- I haves socks and you don’t!	1.2407	0.04720	108	85	20	3
2147	It must be 5 o'clock somewhere	1.2407	0.05241	108	88	14	6
2148	It's hair of the dog. Try it, you'll like it.	1.2407	0.05073	108	87	16	5
2149	Relax. First dates are always awkward.	1.2407	0.04900	108	86	18	4
2150	I don’t know why we never did this before Jan left.	1.2407	0.05073	108	87	16	5
2151	Yes darling; of course we'll have to move to a more liberal state.	1.2407	0.05241	108	88	14	6
2152	I had a feeling you’d be indifferent to this one.	1.2407	0.04720	108	85	20	3
2153	I like it because of the hints of liver, litter, and songbird	1.2406	0.04671	133	108	18	7
2154	You must be so exited to be part of the wine industry’s new target demographic?	1.2406	0.04289	133	105	24	4
2155	My friend’s didn’t believe me when I told them you liked red wine, they thought you were more of a White Russian kind of cat	1.2406	0.04547	133	107	20	6
2156	So tell me what do you miss most about Ancient Egypt?	1.2405	0.06033	79	64	11	4
2157	Is it the idea of showering together, or the fact that I brought it up on our first date?	1.2404	0.04633	104	81	21	2
2158	Now, isn't this better than letting you go outside?	1.2404	0.04633	104	81	21	2
2159	Cabernet or Merlot you are sofa companion extraordinaire.	1.2404	0.05202	104	84	15	5
2160	Would you care to watch another episode of Downton Abbey or simply curl up with a refill?	1.2404	0.05202	104	84	15	5
2161	I don't think cat hair in your wine glass is a big problem.	1.2403	0.04371	129	102	23	4
2162	I'm tasting notes of chewed slipper and mouse tail.	1.2400	0.04948	100	79	18	3
2163	See? I don’t need a girlfriend.	1.2400	0.05148	100	80	16	4
2164	Am all out of saucers.	1.2400	0.05527	100	82	12	6
2165	So how long have you been a sommeowlier?	1.2400	0.05148	100	80	16	4
2166	I'm really pleased that you, too, prefer Sauvignon Blanc to Chardonnay	1.2400	0.05341	100	81	14	5
2167	This Malbec should pair nicely with the hairball you coughed up earlier.	1.2400	0.04738	125	101	18	6
2168	I'll miss you too, but remember that I went in all five days pre-pandemic.	1.2400	0.04948	100	79	18	3
2169	This merlot should pair beautifully with your beef-flavored kibble.	1.2400	0.04600	125	100	20	5
2170	Is that so? I always thought catnip was something else.	1.2400	0.04873	125	102	16	7
2171	I think this would pair nicely with some crickets and a little chipmunk.	1.2397	0.03802	146	117	25	4
2172	I think you’ll like it. It’s a bold cabernet with hints of tuna.	1.2397	0.04549	121	96	21	4
2173	Yes I know it's called 'Zeller Schwartze Katz' but don't take it personally.	1.2397	0.04549	121	96	21	4
2174	Light, fruity. I should have knocked a bottle off the counter years ago.	1.2397	0.04549	121	96	21	4
2175	Am I getting tilapia with a hint of catnip ?	1.2397	0.05119	121	100	13	8
2176	Can we press paws for a second?	1.2397	0.04549	121	96	21	4
2177	Do you like this cat-bernet?	1.2397	0.04549	121	96	21	4
2178	If we are going to spend every friday night together, I figured we should get to know each other better	1.2397	0.04843	121	98	17	6
2179	I think you'll really enjoy living in this neighborhood.	1.2396	0.05490	96	78	13	5
2180	How can you hold that glass without opposable thumbs?	1.2396	0.05075	96	76	17	3
2181	Don’t look so happy Carl, this is not a date	1.2396	0.05075	96	76	17	3
2182	They said I should get a "Therapy Cat"	1.2394	0.04112	142	112	26	4
2183	You want to have couch privileges like a real human? Okay. This is what that looks like.	1.2393	0.04485	117	92	22	3
2184	…and then I said, “You can’t judge a wine by its box.”	1.2393	0.04953	117	95	16	6
2185	I agree. Having no neck is a cross to bare.	1.2393	0.05100	117	96	14	7
2186	So, I'm glad we could have this time together and I'm sure you can appreciate my concern about the, shall we say, profusion of hair.	1.2393	0.04646	117	93	20	4
2187	They say a glass a day prevents hairballs.	1.2393	0.04646	117	93	20	4
2188	So you believe since Cats ended you’ve been unfairly type-cast?	1.2393	0.04802	117	94	18	5
2189	First dates are always so awkward, right?	1.2393	0.04802	117	94	18	5
2190	"Care for some goldfish to balance the rosé?	1.2393	0.04646	117	93	20	4
2191	I detect subtle hints of catnip.	1.2391	0.04309	138	110	23	5
2192	Did you put something in my wine? I suddenly feel like rolling on the floor and purring...	1.2391	0.04731	92	71	20	1
2193	It's not you. It's just that the birds can sing.	1.2391	0.05436	92	74	14	4
2194	Well, here's to the sixth wave.	1.2391	0.04548	138	112	19	7
2195	I said 'miaow' not 'merlot'.	1.2391	0.05212	92	73	16	3
2196	I can say this with certainty, Paul. This Malbec is the cat's meow.	1.2389	0.05071	113	92	15	6
2197	Are you sure this wine goes with Meow Mix?	1.2389	0.04749	113	90	19	4
2198	I can't be certain it will work for you, but I began as a salamander.	1.2389	0.04580	113	89	21	3
2199	The bad news is now that the pandemic is over, we should rethink your role here.	1.2389	0.04749	113	90	19	4
2200	Okay, just for you, just for tonight, we'll call it catbernet.	1.2389	0.04913	113	91	17	5
2201	I guess my ‘apricot’ and ‘chalk’ are your ‘potted fern’ and ‘kitty litter!’	1.2389	0.04913	113	91	17	5
2202	I’m tasting notes of catnip but maybe that’s just me.	1.2389	0.04580	113	89	21	3
2203	We need to talk about your litter box.	1.2386	0.05110	88	69	17	2
2204	Fermented mouse squeezings. From the best French chat-eau.	1.2386	0.05598	88	71	13	4
2205	Tinder is weird, right?	1.2385	0.04859	109	87	18	4
2206	This wine goes well with catnip.	1.2385	0.04496	109	85	22	2
2207	You may lose a life...but I have no life.	1.2385	0.04681	109	88	17	4
2208	I think I misunderstood your expectations for our date.	1.2385	0.05031	109	88	16	5
2209	Ugh, merlot again?	1.2385	0.04859	109	87	18	4
2210	At this point I just hope I can take care of my student loans.	1.2385	0.04401	109	87	19	3
2211	…so you probably read on my profile I’m kind of ‘a pussy man’…	1.2385	0.05031	109	88	16	5
2212	It’s a 2009 Purr-lot.	1.2385	0.04341	130	108	16	6
2213	A silver lining in Eleanor's passing is that we can now have wine and cat hair on the sofa. [ underline "and"].	1.2385	0.04477	130	104	21	5
2214	This is indeed the cat’s meow!	1.2385	0.04057	130	103	24	3
2215	And then the Cat Lady in Apt 7 said ....	1.2381	0.05332	105	86	13	6
2216	It doesn't have that mousy aroma you like, but it's still natural.	1.2381	0.04280	126	102	20	4
2217	“You may want to slow down, you have nine lives, not nine livers.	1.2381	0.05158	105	85	15	5
2218	Of course, it's not literally the hair of the dog.	1.2381	0.04704	126	102	18	6
2219	and that's how I lost my sixth life.	1.2381	0.04390	105	81	23	1
2220	I prefer the 2018 Pinot Noir to the 2016 Malbec, don't you?	1.2381	0.04977	105	84	17	4
2221	I know COVID restrictions are loosening. I'm just not ready to leave the house to date humans again.	1.2381	0.04789	105	83	19	3
2222	Come on, last night we tried your thing.	1.2381	0.04594	105	82	21	2
2223	Wine, I had hoped, would relax your instinctual need to act aloof.	1.2381	0.04977	105	84	17	4
2224	We're toasting because you crossed my path.	1.2381	0.05158	105	85	15	5
2225	Go ahead, lap it up. Everyone else does.	1.2381	0.04280	126	99	24	3
2226	So when do you go back to office ?	1.2381	0.05332	105	86	13	6
2227	So then the pig says, ‘I wish I was taller’…	1.2381	0.04789	105	83	19	3
2228	I don’t know how to tell you this, so I’ll just say it; I’ve become a dog person.	1.2381	0.05158	105	85	15	5
2229	... that's when I realized, my true love has been right here all along ! " 😘	1.2381	0.04704	126	102	18	6
2230	You look exactly like your photo	1.2381	0.04426	126	100	22	4
2231	That’s my side of the couch.	1.2381	0.04594	105	82	21	2
2232	Should I take my clothes off, too?	1.2377	0.04363	122	96	23	3
2233	Here's to the one who can wag a tail.	1.2376	0.05477	101	83	12	6
2234	Don’t be shy my pet - nothing about this is strange.	1.2376	0.04699	101	79	20	2
2235	What, you don't like reds?	1.2376	0.05103	101	81	16	4
2236	Tinder certainly works, don't you agree?	1.2376	0.05477	101	83	12	6
2237	It’s not me, it’s you	1.2376	0.04699	101	79	20	2
2238	So you’re Dilbert’s boss? That’s crazy - I know him!	1.2375	0.05409	80	63	15	2
2239	I think this would pair well with salmon. What do you think?	1.2374	0.04282	139	111	23	5
2240	Sorry to tell you like this, after all these years together, but I’m leaving you for a younger cat with more lives!	1.2373	0.05061	118	97	14	7
2241	Why thank you, Frank. This is so much more engaging than ‘How’s my little Mr. Fuzzypants and a pat on the bottom.’	1.2373	0.04766	118	95	18	5
2242	It tastes better from over here... (tap, tap, tap).	1.2373	0.04611	118	94	20	4
2243	It’s 91 years old in cat years	1.2373	0.04766	118	95	18	5
2244	Maybe now you will sleep at night!	1.2371	0.05633	97	80	11	6
2245	We need to talk about the kitty litter problem.	1.2371	0.05439	97	79	13	5
2246	Now, tell me, does it taste like cat piss to you?	1.2371	0.05238	97	78	15	4
2247	There's a whole case in the cellar if you don't shred the couch.	1.2371	0.04810	97	76	19	2
2248	My mom thinks I should try out my pick-up lines before I start dating.	1.2371	0.04810	97	76	19	2
2249	I know they said we can socialize safely again, but I think we’d both agree this is much nicer, right Mr Snickers?	1.2371	0.05029	97	77	17	3
2250	This isn't the cats meow?	1.2368	0.04712	114	91	19	4
2251	They technically don't allow drinking at this SPCA, but if you sneak it in they barely police it.	1.2368	0.04629	114	93	16	5
2252	It's Eau-de-Vie. I couldn't find "Eau-de-Mice."	1.2368	0.04545	114	90	21	3
2253	I know my dating profile says I’m a cat lover, but I didn’t expect this.	1.2368	0.04874	114	92	17	5
2254	I'm not drinking alone. I'm drinking with my cat.	1.2366	0.05162	93	74	16	3
2255	I’d like to consider us something more than “companions”	1.2366	0.05383	93	75	14	4
2256	I can barely control myself following your transition.	1.2365	0.04634	148	123	15	10
2257	Aromas of litterbox and fish skin; you'll love it.	1.2364	0.04460	110	86	22	2
2258	Now that you mention it the bouquet is reminiscent of cat pee.	1.2364	0.04644	110	87	20	3
2259	You really should consider life insurance: I can get you a discount on each of your nine lives with no money down, and the low monthly payments are really the cats meow.	1.2364	0.04990	110	89	16	5
2260	I thought your profile said you didn’t drink?	1.2364	0.04820	110	88	18	4
2261	In this strange land, I have no neck and you gained an opposable thumb. Let's drink to that, shall we?	1.2364	0.04990	110	89	16	5
2262	I don't have catnip, so settle for a nip.	1.2362	0.04395	127	101	22	4
2263	Don’t worry, there’s plenty of fish in the sea.	1.2362	0.04671	127	103	18	6
2264	Drink up - Your drink is a new product. Only 10% proof catnip	1.2360	0.05767	89	73	11	5
2265	Who needs opposable thumbs?	1.2360	0.05541	89	72	13	4
2266	The pairing is excellent given that the wine is full-bodied and so are we.	1.2358	0.05114	106	86	15	5
2267	She knew he spiked her drink, but did he know she spiked his? Those kidneys were as good as hers.	1.2358	0.05286	106	87	13	6
2268	I know you like stuff with lots of legs.	1.2358	0.04556	106	83	21	2
2269	If I knew you were bringing wine, I would have put on pants.	1.2358	0.05286	106	87	13	6
2270	Netflix and purr?	1.2358	0.05114	106	86	15	5
2271	I don’t care how expensive this wine is, I’m still not sleeping with you.	1.2358	0.05114	106	86	15	5
2272	So it said in your profile you’re a Scorpio?	1.2358	0.04250	106	90	11	5
2273	Come on over, I don't bite.	1.2358	0.04630	123	99	19	5
2274	You said you like long naps and milk, but i’ll say you really don’t look like your profile picture.	1.2358	0.05043	123	102	13	8
2275	A decent Cab Franc, yes, but I still prefer a fine, unpasteurized milk.	1.2358	0.04630	123	99	19	5
2276	I have to say this is a more equitable cuddle-time arrangement.	1.2358	0.04332	123	97	23	3
2277	If you don’t like the Shiraz, I’ll break out the tuna juice.	1.2358	0.04630	123	99	19	5
2278	I've found another rescue.	1.2353	0.04862	102	81	18	3
2279	Can I interest you in nine-life insurance?	1.2353	0.05428	102	84	12	6
2280	When I was a kitten My Mother warned me there might be a night like this!	1.2353	0.05246	102	83	14	5
2281	Who's my best girl?	1.2353	0.04658	102	80	20	2
2282	You're my friend from work and we're drinking wine. You've always been my friend from work.	1.2353	0.05058	102	82	16	4
2283	You got any milk?	1.2353	0.05058	102	82	16	4
2284	I'm a bigger pussy than you.	1.2353	0.04577	119	95	20	4
2285	Silly and elegant, yet complex, with an abrasive mouth feel.	1.2353	0.04878	119	97	16	6
2286	A slight hint of hairball.	1.2353	0.05246	102	83	14	5
2287	Oh you thought I meant red or white tuna, didn't you?	1.2353	0.05022	119	98	14	7
2288	I swear I never do this kind of thing.	1.2353	0.04730	119	96	18	5
2289	Once again his cat scoffed at the idea of drinking a California red.	1.2353	0.05246	102	83	14	5
2290	We can’t keep meeting like this	1.2353	0.04862	102	81	18	3
2291	This tastes like someone marking their territory.	1.2353	0.04695	136	112	16	8
2292	Man: "You can scoot in a little closer if you like" Cat: "This just doesn't feel right... I think you need more friends"	1.2353	0.04730	119	98	15	6
2293	how was the litter box today	1.2353	0.04418	119	94	22	3
2294	Anyway, where were we? Ah yes: I’m a crazy person.	1.2348	0.04283	132	105	23	4
2295	I should tell you, this is the first date I’ve been on since my wife died in 2020.	1.2348	0.04283	132	105	23	4
2296	And I promise I won’t call you my fur baby.	1.2348	0.04510	115	91	21	3
2297	Nice to have a drinking companion. The Velcro on your paw is working well.	1.2348	0.04510	115	91	21	3
2298	And then, only if you're comfortable, caviar in the bedroom..."	1.2347	0.05190	98	79	15	4
2299	You are my best friend, not Fido !	1.2347	0.04983	98	78	17	3
2300	When they warned me about catfishing, this isn't what I expected...	1.2347	0.05389	98	80	13	5
2301	I have no problem with you being on the couch, as long as you are civilized about it.	1.2347	0.04983	98	78	17	3
2302	So now that we're loosened up, I'm thinking of getting a dog.	1.2347	0.05190	98	79	15	4
2303	Sorry I ate your mouse but it looked like you were done playing with it.	1.2347	0.05389	98	80	13	5
2304	I was hoping you might grace me with one of your cat-o-wine-tales.	1.2347	0.05190	98	79	15	4
2305	I used to be an alley cat too but now I’ve got a taste of the better things in life.	1.2346	0.05349	81	64	15	2
2306	The wine's imported, but I'm domestic.	1.2344	0.04221	128	101	24	3
2307	This is nice. Remember when you wouldn’t even look at me? 7	1.2344	0.04769	128	107	13	8
2308	So Mittens...hear me out. I think a dog could be good for both of us.	1.2344	0.04503	128	103	20	5
2309	Months of Covid laid them flat, a tasty malbec brought them back.	1.2344	0.04503	128	103	20	5
2310	Come here often?	1.2342	0.04607	111	88	20	3
2311	It's a pity you ate all the cheese.	1.2342	0.05112	111	91	14	6
2312	Perhaps a bit more tannin than you're used to, but I think you'll find the faint soupçon of catnip truly engaging...	1.2342	0.04425	111	87	22	2
2313	Covid has brought us closer together, but it's time we start seeing others.	1.2342	0.04425	111	87	22	2
2314	C'est une Chatdonnay!	1.2342	0.04607	111	88	20	3
2315	A "whine" party is more like it	1.2342	0.04607	111	88	20	3
2316	Katzenjammer	1.2342	0.05112	111	91	14	6
2317	We have so much in common. We both can’t have children!	1.2342	0.04607	111	88	20	3
2318	Here's looking at you, kid.	1.2340	0.05113	94	75	16	3
2319	A hint of hamster you say? Interesting.	1.2340	0.05542	94	77	12	5
2320	You are so sophisticated compared to my last cat. She only drank Sauterne and to make it worse it had to be in a saucer on the floor.	1.2339	0.04596	124	100	19	5
2321	I'm sure I said Muscatel. Why would I say Mouse-catel?	1.2339	0.04301	124	98	23	3
2322	It's a Moscato.	1.2336	0.04893	107	86	17	4
2323	Snuggles waited patiently for the ketamine to kick in.	1.2336	0.05070	107	87	15	5
2324	I’ve been wanting to get to know you better for a long time.	1.2336	0.05070	107	87	15	5
2325	I have to agree with you mate, definite note of cat pee.	1.2336	0.05241	107	88	13	6
2326	This is where Henry sat. He preferred Merlot.	1.2336	0.04893	107	86	17	4
2327	You know, I’ve never really done this kind of thing before.	1.2333	0.04386	120	95	22	3
2328	It's a 1982 Pinot Calico	1.2333	0.04543	120	96	20	4
2329	Men are dogs	1.2333	0.05009	90	73	14	3
2330	So darling, I've been thinking about getting a puppy. What do you think?	1.2333	0.04139	120	96	21	3
2331	I didn’t realize you were a mouser and an oenophile!	1.2331	0.04254	133	106	23	4
2332	You're the only one who understands me.	1.2330	0.04618	103	81	20	2
2333	Do you date much?	1.2330	0.05200	103	84	14	5
2334	Just keep sipping. It will make your neck grow	1.2330	0.05380	103	85	12	6
2335	Lovely home you have here. (Sniff) Do you have humans?	1.2330	0.05014	103	83	16	4
2336	I taste hints of mouse.	1.2330	0.05200	103	84	14	5
2337	I don’t think there is such a thing as Purry-Furssé.	1.2330	0.05380	103	85	12	6
2338	Or, would you rather have a Purrfect Manhattan?	1.2330	0.05014	103	83	16	4
2339	You really do think I should get out more?	1.2330	0.04618	103	81	20	2
2340	So you see, this couch can actually be used for more than just scratching	1.2330	0.04820	103	82	18	3
2341	Alright Phil, this is gonna cost ya 2 hours of uninterrupted red laser tag, and atleast 30 minutes of scratching that spot on my back that makes my tail stick up straight.	1.2330	0.04820	103	82	18	3
2342	I think we should start seeing … others.	1.2329	0.04241	146	118	22	6
2343	You must be loving that I work from home every day now.	1.2328	0.04952	116	95	15	6
2344	You may find it more exciting than gold fish.	1.2328	0.04798	116	94	17	5
2345	I can also offer you some water from the toilet if you would prefer that.	1.2328	0.04640	116	93	19	4
2346	A saucy little red with notes of tuna and mackerel.	1.2328	0.04127	116	90	25	1
2347	Would you prefer a bowl?	1.2328	0.04475	116	92	21	3
2348	You've thrown me off a bit because you look so much younger in your photo.	1.2326	0.05145	86	68	16	2
2349	I must admit you are the first cat I've ever had over for a glass of wine.	1.2326	0.05145	86	68	16	2
2350	‘No, it’s perfectly normal’	1.2326	0.04861	129	107	14	8
2351	Shae’s therapeutic cat started drinking again.	1.2326	0.04045	129	106	20	3
2352	Trust me, I'm just going to pet your head.	1.2323	0.05339	99	81	13	5
2353	To think, all this time I thought you were using a video filter.	1.2323	0.04938	99	79	17	3
2354	You can have a refill if you promise not to claw the furniture like you did last time.	1.2323	0.04938	99	79	17	3
2355	Do you understand how much I want you to be a substitute for everything?	1.2323	0.05142	99	82	12	5
2356	I know Chianti is not your favorite, but my therapist says I shouldn't drink alone.	1.2323	0.05142	99	80	15	4
2357	How's the wife?	1.2323	0.05142	99	80	15	4
2358	Can’t believe I used to get drunk on the couch without you.	1.2323	0.05142	99	80	15	4
2359	No, let's not. How about if i drink in memory of Fido and YOU drink to the fact that he's gone?	1.2321	0.04570	112	89	20	3
2360	So you want to be the only cat and you don't play well with children. I could make that happen.	1.2321	0.04743	112	90	18	4
2361	Thank you for supporting my mental health.	1.2321	0.04570	112	89	20	3
2362	Let's wine and feline.	1.2321	0.04570	112	89	20	3
2363	…blackberry, cherry, and a slight hint of tuna.	1.2321	0.04743	112	90	18	4
2364	You didn't wear the white boots tonight?	1.2320	0.04271	125	99	23	3
2365	You put catnip in here, didn’t you? Well, I peed in yours…	1.2320	0.04563	125	101	19	5
2366	At first I was skeptical about ayahuasca tea in a wine glass but now I really see your point.	1.2320	0.04271	125	107	12	6
2367	Off-bran litter I can learn to live with. But, Dave, this cheap swill is just too much!	1.2319	0.04517	138	113	18	7
2368	The others should be here soon. Have you met Mr and Mrs Wolf from next door?	1.2316	0.05489	95	78	12	5
2369	I find it helps when you feel like climbing the walls.	1.2316	0.05281	95	77	14	4
2370	You're one year off. It's an '83.	1.2316	0.04838	95	75	18	2
2371	I know you miss your ex. But look at it this way - you don’t have to compete with twelve other cats for attention.	1.2316	0.04838	95	75	18	2
2372	Wow thanks to covid I’ve gotten to know Chester on a whole new level.	1.2316	0.04601	95	74	20	1
2373	…so then YOU respond by saying, “Nice bouquet.	1.2316	0.05689	95	79	10	6
2374	Swirl it around before putting it in your mouth - just like a mouse.	1.2315	0.04671	108	86	19	3
2375	I'm so glad to finally have someone who loves to listen to my opinions on everything.	1.2315	0.05028	108	88	15	5
2376	It has hints of raspberries and a dash of catnip.	1.2315	0.04853	108	87	17	4
2377	What domestic wine again?	1.2315	0.04671	108	89	15	4
2378	I found "Cats" to be just too pretentious.	1.2315	0.04853	108	87	17	4
2379	I just want you to accept me.	1.2315	0.04853	108	87	17	4
2380	Oh that's just some of your old sheddings. They enhance the aging process quite flavorfully - I call it "furmentationI".	1.2315	0.04763	108	89	14	5
2381	I detect notes of litter box.	1.2315	0.04853	108	87	17	4
2382	I’ve never had a meow à trois, but my therapist told me I need to be more open-minded	1.2315	0.04671	108	86	19	3
2383	That wasn't what I meant.	1.2314	0.04805	121	99	16	6
2384	You're right. Necks ARE overrated!	1.2314	0.04354	121	96	22	3
2385	I'm really only a social drinker.	1.2314	0.04192	121	95	24	2
2386	Pfff … It doesn’t taste like mouse at all …	1.2314	0.04509	121	97	20	4
2387	I swear it was only one pet	1.2314	0.04946	121	100	14	7
2388	Don’t worry, the legal drinking age for cats is 2 years old.	1.2314	0.04509	121	97	20	4
2389	A good way to finish a fancy feast meal, wouldn't you say?	1.2313	0.04357	134	108	21	5
2390	Seafood medley with red wine... really?	1.2308	0.05431	91	74	13	4
2391	Who farted?	1.2308	0.04708	91	71	19	1
2392	I just realized they said it would pair best with FIELD mice.	1.2308	0.04272	117	94	20	3
2393	'"There's something I've been meaning to ask you."	1.2308	0.05155	104	85	14	5
2394	It's a naive little domestic, but I think you'll be amused at its presumption.	1.2308	0.04579	104	82	20	2
2395	So, are we now in a domestic partnership?	1.2308	0.04371	104	81	22	1
2396	So Kitty, you just happened to overhear the dog calling Animal Control?	1.2308	0.05155	104	85	14	5
2397	Now that you mention it, it does have hints of catnip and fur balls.	1.2308	0.04604	117	94	19	4
2398	Did the catnip kick in?	1.2308	0.04827	130	108	14	8
2399	Ew,one of your hairs is in it.	1.2308	0.05155	104	85	14	5
2400	Sorry about this ID thing, but I need to make sure you're not just a kitty."	1.2308	0.05333	104	86	12	6
2401	2014, the year of your 7th life.	1.2308	0.04761	117	95	17	5
2402	Anything interesting happen at the feeder?	1.2308	0.06031	78	64	10	4
2403	I told you I wanted white	1.2308	0.04604	117	94	19	4
2404	Well, actually, wine is my spirit animal.	1.2308	0.05201	91	73	15	3
2405	Anything to make you prr again.	1.2308	0.04779	104	83	18	3
2406	I’ve enjoyed having you work from home but I would like my space back. It’s time for you to go back to the office.	1.2308	0.05651	91	75	11	5
2407	Well, my ex was a tabby. And you know what that means…	1.2308	0.04579	104	82	20	2
2408	I thought maybe if we had a drink together, you might act a little bit more sociable toward me.	1.2302	0.04249	139	112	22	5
2409	This full-bodied one has great legs and a mousy nose with barnyard notes.	1.2302	0.04241	126	100	23	3
2410	A bit of rosé to relax us before mousing.	1.2302	0.04668	126	103	17	6
2411	On the other hand, we both love comfort, right?	1.2302	0.04241	126	100	23	3
2412	You know, sometimes they say the person of your dreams has been right in front of you all along...	1.2301	0.04171	113	88	24	1
2413	Yes. It's Catbernet!	1.2301	0.04870	113	92	16	5
2414	I'm hoping it may make you a bit less standoffish.	1.2301	0.04356	113	89	22	2
2415	Well, shit Bob. This is awkward.	1.2301	0.04705	113	91	18	4
2416	Rough day at work?	1.2301	0.04534	113	92	17	4
2417	No, it's not a prank, cat urine is one of its signature flavours.	1.2300	0.05291	100	82	13	5
2418	Don't give me that look. It's not merlot	1.2300	0.04462	100	78	21	1
2419	Thank you for your tip on how to get red wine out with white wine, but we both know that's not the problem.	1.2300	0.04894	100	80	17	3
2420	Why would you think it's okay to serve merlot? I'm a cat, not an animal.	1.2300	0.05096	100	81	15	4
2421	Wow, the first 8 went quickly, cheers to a long number 9.	1.2300	0.04894	100	80	17	3
2422	You Garfield, me T S Eliot.	1.2300	0.05478	100	83	11	6
2423	I’ve been thinking maybe it’s time we take our relationship to the next level.	1.2300	0.05660	100	84	9	7
2424	Frankly I’m tired of catting around	1.2300	0.05291	100	82	13	5
2425	This one’s a Pinot meow	1.2300	0.05478	100	83	11	6
2426	A delectable Pinot noir; truly the cat's meow.	1.2299	0.05348	87	70	14	3
2427	This is the worst wine I've tasted since I became a professional sommeowlier!	1.2299	0.05348	87	70	14	3
2428	We've hardly scratched the surface of this relationship	1.2296	0.04328	135	109	21	5
2429	impressive but without thumbs you are just posing	1.2296	0.04198	135	108	23	4
2430	It really IS not drinking alone when the cat's home.	1.2295	0.04322	122	97	22	3
2431	I can't get catnip curbside, but this is a lovely Cabernet.	1.2295	0.04476	122	98	20	4
2432	I notice your feet are invisible. Is that new?	1.2295	0.04625	122	99	18	5
2433	Would you like some cheese with that wine or is that just with mice?	1.2295	0.04625	122	99	18	5
2434	I agree.First dates can be a little awkward.	1.2295	0.04162	122	96	24	2
2435	This'll put hair on my chest.	1.2294	0.04813	109	90	14	5
2436	Consider it a reward for clearing the mice out of the apartment.	1.2294	0.04813	109	88	17	4
2437	I'm happy you stopped scratching the couch, but now you need to watch it with the red wine	1.2294	0.04986	109	89	15	5
2438	I know it's not on your diet, but live a little. You can cut back on the kibble.	1.2294	0.04813	109	88	17	4
2439	Aged to purrfection, don't you think?	1.2294	0.04633	109	87	19	3
2440	Thanks for your help with the online meeting. Between your content and my allergies, I won't be wanted back in the office for weeks.	1.2294	0.04633	109	87	19	3
2441	Please, tell me more. I want to hear all about your evil plan for world conquest and domination.	1.2294	0.05316	109	91	11	7
2442	i think we've come a long way in the last 2 years...	1.2294	0.04986	109	89	15	5
2443	Cheers! Here’s to life number eight!	1.2294	0.04446	109	86	21	2
2444	Come sit closer so that I can hear you purr.	1.2294	0.04633	109	87	19	3
2445	How many more before you’re a lap cat?	1.2294	0.04813	109	88	17	4
2446	Hmm...I have my doubts about the color	1.2292	0.05017	96	77	16	3
2447	Scooch closer, little fella. Let's see that beautiful tail!"	1.2292	0.05017	96	77	16	3
2448	Fluffy didn’t appreciate Harold’s advances, but did truly love the Pinot.	1.2292	0.05231	96	78	14	4
2449	«I threw the stick, but I promise, I did not want to play.»	1.2292	0.05017	96	77	16	3
2450	...robust, earthy with a hint of catnip.	1.2290	0.04411	131	106	20	5
2451	It’s over, it’s only us again.	1.2290	0.04411	131	106	20	5
2452	After we polish off the vino what do you say we scratch this thing to shreds?	1.2289	0.05508	83	67	13	3
2453	It's a red, like your ball of yarn.	1.2289	0.05235	83	66	15	2
2454	A very nice Cabernip.	1.2289	0.05508	83	67	13	3
2455	It has a pleasing complexity of apple, grape plus catnip.	1.2288	0.04408	118	94	21	3
2456	This would pair well with fancy feast.	1.2288	0.04240	118	93	23	2
2457	You said this Chardonnay is Puuurrrrrfect?	1.2288	0.04876	118	97	15	6
2458	I'll be honest, I don't do this often.	1.2288	0.04408	118	94	21	3
2459	I was catfished!	1.2288	0.04408	118	94	21	3
2460	No, asking me if I prefer a”meowlot” over a “clawdinay” is not offensive. By the way, I’m being sarcatstic.	1.2286	0.04541	105	83	20	2
2461	Thanks for joining me. I know you hate to socialize.	1.2286	0.04928	105	85	16	4
2462	I think you'll like this one. I detect notes of catnip and liver paté.	1.2286	0.05110	105	86	14	5
2463	With 1 being "not interested" and 10 being "very interested," is your desire to throw the wine onto the couch an 11 or a 12?	1.2286	0.05110	105	86	14	5
2464	It goes great with fish.	1.2286	0.04541	105	83	20	2
2465	Wait, seriously? Orange fur. Lazy. Hates Mondays. Loves lasagna. Quippy dialogue. How have you possibly not heard of this? You honestly have to watch, it'd be right up your alley.	1.2286	0.04928	105	85	16	4
2466	This'll make cleaning your litterbox more enjoyable."	1.2286	0.04738	105	84	18	3
2467	Catnip is so pedestrian.	1.2286	0.04928	105	85	16	4
2468	Of course I’ll open a white later to go with the fish.	1.2286	0.04541	105	83	20	2
2469	It’s not you, I’m just not ready to settle.	1.2283	0.04060	127	100	25	2
2470	White is fine if that's all you have.	1.2283	0.04635	127	104	17	6
2471	1983? So this wine dates back to my 3rd life?	1.2283	0.04498	127	103	19	5
2472	They say it pairs well with kibble.	1.2283	0.04663	92	72	19	1
2473	I’m going to need more wine for this.	1.2283	0.05377	92	75	13	4
2474	It doesn't taste like your own ass, but maybe it'll grow on you.	1.2281	0.04668	114	92	18	4
2475	You don’t say…Really 9 lives?	1.2281	0.04323	114	90	22	2
2476	Yours is a 2016 vintage milk.	1.2281	0.04831	114	93	16	5
2477	Are you ready to move in?	1.2281	0.04323	114	92	19	3
2478	Actually, I really don’t think that “man’s best friend” has any meaning …	1.2281	0.04668	114	92	18	4
2479	Senor Gato, what is your rating? 'The cat's meow' or 'the cat's pajamas?'	1.2281	0.04668	114	92	18	4
2480	That's just an expression meaning I don't like the wine.	1.2281	0.03947	114	96	15	3
2481	I’ve been saving it for a mediocre occasion	1.2281	0.04831	114	93	16	5
2482	I believe you had a lot going on in your life. Some more milk?	1.2279	0.04299	136	110	21	5
2483	When we get a coffee table I'll do a chacuterie.	1.2277	0.05243	101	83	13	5
2484	It lasts longer than catnip.	1.2277	0.04642	101	80	19	2
2485	Well,what can I say? The dog prefers beer.	1.2277	0.05050	101	82	15	4
2486	I promised my AA partner I would never drink k alone.	1.2277	0.05243	101	83	13	5
2487	Felix, I think your business idea of marketing boxed wine to felines is certainly a good one, but the brand “cat box wine” just isn’t appealing.	1.2277	0.04850	101	81	17	3
2488	Purrsecco? You're cheap and corny.	1.2277	0.04642	101	80	19	2
2489	Oh my, I didn't plan a litter box.	1.2277	0.04194	101	78	23	0
2490	this feels weird! I can’t wait for you to go back to the office	1.2277	0.04642	101	80	19	2
2491	I read that Pinot Noir is well matched with hair balls.	1.2276	0.04591	123	100	18	5
2492	And then I said, “Lick MY butt? As if, Carolyn!”	1.2276	0.04734	123	101	16	6
2493	Oh. Then let me tell you about me instead.	1.2276	0.04005	145	116	25	4
2494	A toast that we both survived being together with no alone time.	1.2273	0.04773	110	89	17	4
2495	Schroedinger’s Cat Paradox: While, seemingly, very much alive, Flossy was bored to death by a long-winded description of her master’s thought experiment.	1.2273	0.04637	132	109	16	7
2496	Tastes like my tuna water with a hint of oak and French grapes.	1.2273	0.04595	110	88	19	3
2497	Ha! I just gave you the pill!	1.2273	0.04410	110	87	21	2
2498	If you think the alcohol is going to increase your chances of petting me, then you are sorely mistaken.	1.2273	0.04511	132	108	18	6
2499	The dog likes beer. You like wine. Let's start there.	1.2273	0.04014	110	85	25	0
2500	After being Catfished for the 9th time...Tiger was finally done with online dating.	1.2273	0.05111	110	91	13	6
2501	and . . . I can land on all fours every time!	1.2273	0.04945	110	90	15	5
2502	Here’s to us. Cheers!	1.2273	0.04410	110	87	21	2
2503	I had my reservations about adopting a pandemic cat, but I think we’ve been doing real well!	1.2273	0.04217	110	86	23	1
2504	I know they say this is the cats pajamas but you literally haven’t gotten out of your pajamas since quarantine	1.2273	0.05535	88	72	12	4
2505	so are you headed back to the office anytime soon?	1.2273	0.05766	88	73	10	5
2506	I'm sure it's cat-o-clock somewhere.	1.2273	0.05271	110	92	11	7
2507	Well, this brings a whole new meaning to being catfished.	1.2273	0.04945	110	90	15	5
2508	I thought we agreed to do more things together that I like.	1.2270	0.04072	141	113	24	4
2509	Cherries, oak and notes of human lonliness	1.2269	0.04839	119	98	15	6
2510	As long as we maintain a safe distance!	1.2269	0.04535	119	96	19	4
2511	Here’s to your ninth life.	1.2269	0.04375	119	95	21	3
2512	I know you prefer reds, but try this Chardonnay.	1.2268	0.05386	97	80	12	5
2513	So, how many times should we toast, 'To life'?	1.2268	0.05386	97	80	12	5
2514	Which of your lives enjoys a good Pesach?	1.2268	0.05182	97	79	14	4
2515	Here's to Fluffy and that unfortunate microwave accident.	1.2268	0.05182	97	79	14	4
2516	Isn't it interesting how we both seem to have no neck.	1.2268	0.05386	97	80	12	5
2517	Ralph was once again dapperly dressed enjoying a “caturday night” with his overtly sophisticated companion wondering why anyone in 2022 would actually want to engage with someone who gave a damn!	1.2268	0.05386	97	80	12	5
2518	So I asked him, ‘Why shouldn’t I date members of other species?’ But then he drooled on me. That’s why I’m going for cats now.	1.2268	0.04750	97	77	18	2
2519	You’re the only one who gets me	1.2268	0.04750	97	77	18	2
2520	Russell, you're never going to lose that weight until you stop the midnight snacking.	1.2266	0.04327	128	103	21	4
2521	You’re cooler than, well, your pajamas.	1.2266	0.04466	128	104	19	5
2522	I would offer you cheese but they've absconded with it once again — that's what I'd like to talk to you about.	1.2266	0.04182	128	102	23	3
2523	I got felines for you.	1.2266	0.04327	128	103	21	4
2524	I find two of these and you’re catatonic.”	1.2264	0.05066	106	87	14	5
2525	It's toilet water, you'll like it.	1.2264	0.05240	106	88	12	6
2526	Shall we chug on 'three'?	1.2264	0.04503	106	84	20	2
2527	I think you’ll like it. It’s a robust feline blend with a fishy nose and a hint of catnip.	1.2264	0.04698	106	85	18	3
2528	Scoot over here and we'll clink glasses like real friends.	1.2264	0.04084	106	86	18	2
2529	Do you view our relationship as too liberal or too conservative?	1.2264	0.05066	106	87	14	5
2530	Do all your sitters bring wine?	1.2264	0.04299	106	83	22	1
2531	I think we’re going to enjoy our little cat chat! Drink up!	1.2261	0.04108	115	90	24	1
2532	Okay, maybe 'hair of the dog' wasn't appropriate.	1.2261	0.04950	115	95	14	6
2533	Puss, let me tell you, all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't help me, but the plastic surgeon on Front Street was a life changer.	1.2261	0.04631	115	93	18	4
2534	Well, it's supposed to smell like cat's pee, it's Sauvignon blanc.	1.2258	0.05325	93	76	13	4
2535	I was never a cat lover until I met you.	1.2258	0.04699	124	102	16	6
2536	I think we have come to a good understanding since the Covid lockdown.	1.2258	0.05100	93	75	15	3
2537	Do you have any regrets that your life is lived without regret?	1.2258	0.04837	124	103	14	7
2538	I'm glad we never found anyone better.	1.2258	0.05325	93	76	13	4
2539	You're the first furry I've dated.	1.2258	0.05100	93	75	15	3
2540	I thought you were the designated driver.	1.2258	0.04619	93	73	19	1
2541	I think it's time about we talk about "personal space."	1.2258	0.04411	124	100	20	4
2542	Maybe both of us have another glass of wine, you come sit on my lap, and we just see where the evening takes us?	1.2258	0.04557	124	101	18	5
2543	To wine lives	1.2255	0.04808	102	82	17	3
2544	So if I grab you by the scruff of your neck, you're totally immobilized? Like, you can't do anything at all? That's so crazy...	1.2255	0.05006	102	83	15	4
2545	So, what do you think of this cat-bernet?	1.2255	0.05196	102	84	13	5
2546	This wine is the cat's meow	1.2255	0.04808	102	82	17	3
2547	I think you'll find that red wine goes well with fish.	1.2255	0.05196	102	84	13	5
2548	So we agree, I give you fresh tuna for dinner and you won't pounce on my face at 3 AM. I'm glad we had this little talk.	1.2255	0.04602	102	81	19	2
2549	I appreciate the fact that, unlike the dog, you don't insist on a beer.	1.2255	0.04808	102	82	17	3
2550	Sorry, I would've worn clothes if I'd known this was a date.	1.2255	0.05006	102	83	15	4
2551	I know, Sauvignon tastes like your piss	1.2255	0.05006	102	83	15	4
2552	Let’s not and say we did	1.2255	0.05006	102	83	15	4
2553	I thought you'd appreciate its insouciance.	1.2252	0.05069	111	92	13	6
2554	NO! I did not...er...sneak your pill into it...	1.2252	0.04183	111	87	23	1
2555	He's going to ask me how I like the wine and all I want is a nap.	1.2252	0.04904	111	91	15	5
2556	Are you picking up that rich, creamy body?	1.2252	0.04558	111	89	19	3
2557	Drink up ... the dogs away !!	1.2252	0.04375	111	88	21	2
2558	I always thought of myself more as a dog person but people can change.	1.2252	0.04375	111	88	21	2
2559	You wanna go snuggle or just drink ourselves into oblivion?	1.2252	0.04558	111	89	19	3
2560	May I assume you know Lily through her late husband, Mr. Mittens?	1.2252	0.04904	111	93	12	6
2561	Tell me when you’re ready for friskies.	1.2252	0.04558	111	89	19	3
2562	You know, the Word Jumble solution today was "neuter'. Which reminds me, I've been meaning to talk to you...	1.2252	0.05069	111	92	13	6
2563	Before we go any further, I wanted to ask — are you more of an indoor or an outdoor cat?	1.2252	0.05069	111	92	13	6
2564	I said terrior, Clive, not terrier.	1.2252	0.04375	111	88	21	2
2565	I think you'll like it. It's a 2010 Caternet Sauvignon with an opulent mousy texture and subtle undertones of cat nip.	1.2252	0.04558	111	89	19	3
2566	No, I’m fine over here, thanks.	1.2252	0.04735	111	90	17	4
2567	Thanks for making me feel social again you purrrfect feline.	1.2252	0.04558	111	89	19	3
2568	Before we get started, can you tell me the last time you were brushed? This is an expensive couch.	1.2250	0.04501	120	97	19	4
2569	I feel like cats appreciate the subtleties of pinot noir much more than dogs. Don't you?	1.2250	0.04501	120	97	19	4
2570	I'm not sure I like the new dynamic in this relationship.	1.2250	0.04654	120	98	17	5
2571	I just need to know - are you in or out?	1.2250	0.04501	120	97	19	4
2572	Trust me. A Châteauneuf-du-Pape 2015 is the preferred pairing for mouse.	1.2248	0.04435	129	105	19	5
2573	It's a sulfite-forward varietal aged in a porcelain tank.	1.2247	0.04990	89	73	13	3
2574	Ok fine. Maybe my idea of a fancy feast differs from yours.	1.2247	0.04990	89	71	16	2
2575	First off, I hope red’s okay. Second off, I need you out of the house by Tuesday. I decided I’m not a cat person anymore	1.2247	0.05240	89	72	14	3
2576	I hate Mondays	1.2247	0.05926	89	75	8	6
2577	So how was your day? My afternoon was spent getting my beautiful fur all over your couch.	1.2247	0.05478	89	73	12	4
2578	Fine, I'll just open a petit friske	1.2246	0.03851	138	109	27	2
2579	I thought you said felines and not feelings. Ugh.	1.2246	0.04243	138	112	21	5
2580	Yes, I agree we have to do something about the dogs drinking problem.	1.2245	0.04925	98	79	16	3
2581	'Give it a try, the Former President said it would dissolve hairballs"	1.2245	0.05335	98	81	12	5
2582	And does catnip occupy a place in the annals of feline culture as champagne does for humans?	1.2245	0.04925	98	79	16	3
2583	this is nice...we never talk	1.2245	0.04707	98	78	18	2
2584	Making friends with a new girlfriend's cat used to require just a rub of the whiskers and a can of tuna.	1.2245	0.04707	98	78	18	2
2585	Doesn’t smell vegan to me	1.2245	0.05335	98	81	12	5
2586	I find my aloofness has always been my biggest strength	1.2245	0.05529	98	82	10	6
2587	It has notes of oak and mouse.	1.2243	0.04659	107	86	18	3
2588	Yes, I do like it more than catnip	1.2243	0.05023	107	88	14	5
2589	So, even though Humpty Dumpty and the Cheshire Cat don't belong in the same story, there's no reason why they can enjoy a nice glass of cabernet together.	1.2243	0.04844	107	87	16	4
2590	I had no idea you liked wine	1.2243	0.04466	107	85	20	2
2591	I usually don't let cats on the furniture on the first date.	1.2243	0.04659	107	86	18	3
2592	I prefer Meowmi.	1.2243	0.04466	107	88	16	3
2593	We need to talk about bathroom schedules.	1.2243	0.04466	107	85	20	2
2594	No need to loosen my inhibitions, I still won't be affectionate.	1.2243	0.04659	107	86	18	3
2595	Why not sit a little closer?	1.2243	0.04659	107	86	18	3
2596	Well I can confidently say this is the first time I’ve been catfished by an actual cat.	1.2243	0.04659	107	86	18	3
2597	Especially for you -- a Chat Eau du Pee-pee.	1.2241	0.04756	116	95	16	5
2598	Were not that much different	1.2241	0.04756	116	95	16	5
2599	So .... Is sitting on the couch as good as you thought it would be?	1.2241	0.04756	116	95	16	5
2600	Sorry, I am lactose-sensitive.	1.2241	0.04257	116	92	22	2
2601	You’ve only got nine lives, but those memes will live forever.	1.2241	0.04911	116	96	14	6
2602	Yes, she has a dog, but he is "really" friendly.	1.2241	0.04756	116	95	16	5
2603	Your plan was successful. I told them I couldn't RTW without you. They said someone in the office is allergic, so I'd need to WFH.	1.2240	0.04379	125	101	20	4
2604	Have I been Catfished?	1.2240	0.04230	125	100	22	3
2605	Okay, I understand now that the litter box is just for you.	1.2240	0.04665	125	103	16	6
2606	I've realized I'd rather be with someone who doesn't have the flexibility to work from home."	1.2240	0.04665	125	103	16	6
2607	You know Bella, the pandemic has been bad, but I am so glad for how close we are now.	1.2238	0.04259	143	117	20	6
2608	Regrettably, neither Warren nor Miffles realised that too much party wine could leave them neckless.	1.2235	0.05391	85	69	13	3
2609	Your first time using a dating app?	1.2234	0.05273	94	77	13	4
2610	'Personally I prefer shrimp cocktail.'	1.2234	0.05052	94	76	15	3
2611	I still can’t get over how different you are from your profile photo!	1.2234	0.05486	94	78	11	5
2612	I'm hoping you'll learn to love me too.	1.2234	0.05052	94	76	15	3
2613	So… tell me about your first eight lives.	1.2234	0.04820	94	75	17	2
2614	Relax, it’s Cabernet Salmignon.	1.2234	0.05052	94	76	15	3
2615	Cat: ok, you can seat on MY couch, how was your workday anyway?	1.2234	0.05273	94	77	13	4
2616	See? It's good for more than scratching.	1.2233	0.04766	103	85	14	4
2617	Yes, of course you are right, I need to get out more.	1.2233	0.04766	103	83	17	3
2618	So you're looking for a boyfriend who WILL string you along?	1.2233	0.04348	103	81	21	1
2619	It’s called a cat-bernet…	1.2233	0.04962	103	84	15	4
2620	You won't like it	1.2233	0.04962	103	84	15	4
2621	It was a tough choice between the Purrsecco and the Pinot Meow!	1.2233	0.04962	103	84	15	4
2622	I think you'll like it. It's a cat-bernet.	1.2233	0.05150	103	85	13	5
2623	It’s safe to say we know who’ll first land on all fours.	1.2233	0.04962	103	84	15	4
2624	my street cred is gone - the cats on the block are saying i look soft like my owner.	1.2233	0.04766	103	83	17	3
2625	Yes, I like scratches behind the ears as well	1.2233	0.05150	103	85	13	5
2626	You're only allowed to drink with me until I've got some friends	1.2232	0.04522	112	90	19	3
2627	I’m on the pill for allergies	1.2232	0.05027	112	93	13	6
2628	I like a hearty tabernet with liver. Of course, you may prefer a purrlot.	1.2232	0.04696	112	91	17	4
2629	Isn't this wine just purrfect?	1.2232	0.04522	112	90	19	3
2630	I can see you're dubious, but trust me, it's way better than water.	1.2232	0.05027	112	93	13	6
2631	And if you move in with me, you will enjoy life-time supply of mice.	1.2232	0.04522	112	90	19	3
2632	I think you'll find the finish rather curious.	1.2232	0.04522	112	90	19	3
2633	This catbernet meowlot blend is showing purrfectly, don't you agree?”	1.2232	0.04696	112	91	17	4
2634	I’m so glad you look exactly like your pictures on your profile.	1.2232	0.05027	112	93	13	6
2635	Here's to another year without rats in the Rathskeller.	1.2231	0.04147	121	103	14	4
2636	Not to be catty, but I wonder why this wine tastes so mousy.	1.2231	0.04267	130	105	21	4
2637	I don't know if you were just playing, but I'm really happy you swiped right.	1.2222	0.05087	99	81	14	4
2638	You've never seen any musical other than Cats!	1.2222	0.04560	117	95	18	4
2639	This just feels right.	1.2222	0.04719	117	96	16	5
2640	Try again. There's an umlaut. Ge-würz-tram-i-ner.	1.2222	0.04981	108	89	14	5
2641	I think we both received the wrong information from the dating app, but I'm ok with it, how about you?	1.2222	0.04682	90	71	18	1
2642	I do detect a bouquet of honeysuckle, mint, and catnip.	1.2222	0.04620	108	87	18	3
2643	See, I didn't even KNOW you could make wine out of mice.	1.2222	0.04873	117	97	14	6
2644	The mice will shortly arrive with cheese and crackers.	1.2222	0.04225	117	93	22	2
2645	As I was telling you, I've been out of the dating game for a long time!	1.2222	0.04046	117	92	24	1
2646	Liquid mice, really?	1.2222	0.04804	108	88	16	4
2647	It's polite to call it Gooseberry, not cat pee.	1.2222	0.04396	117	94	20	3
2648	Cheers. When we finish, I’ll groom you, you groom me.	1.2222	0.04620	108	87	18	3
2649	MEOW TO YOU!	1.2222	0.05151	108	90	12	6
2650	This is not what I had in mind when I requested a little pussy.	1.2222	0.05087	99	81	14	4
2651	All I’m saying is it would be nice if you cleaned out MY litter box every once in a while.	1.2222	0.04881	99	80	16	3
2652	Well Boots, this is a delightful surprise. You deserve it Puss now that you've mastered the litter box!	1.2222	0.04873	117	97	14	6
2653	The reviewers think it's the cat's meow.	1.2222	0.04665	99	79	18	2
2654	So you see, I do consider you a peer. Now, about your half of the rent...	1.2222	0.05286	99	82	12	5
2655	If you could just stop licking yourself in public I think we could work this thing out.	1.2222	0.05087	99	81	14	4
2656	Just try it! 'Cat pee' is a common descriptor for the aroma of sauvignon blanc.	1.2222	0.05188	90	73	14	3
2657	I think that you will find that it has a pleasing aroma of catnip!	1.2222	0.04200	126	101	22	3
2658	Now that the pandemic is winding down, I feel it’s time we got back to normal.	1.2222	0.04429	108	86	20	2
2659	Get it? Meowlot	1.2222	0.04492	126	105	15	6
2660	Could we talk about litter box etiquette?	1.2222	0.04620	108	87	18	3
2661	What I miss about quarantine.	1.2222	0.05087	99	81	14	4
2662	I too taste notes of dander	1.2222	0.05478	99	83	10	6
2663	So I told them I'd rather stay home and drink wine with you!	1.2222	0.04492	126	103	18	5
2664	I do think an oak-y chardonnay would go better with tuna.	1.2222	0.04620	108	87	18	3
2665	It has notes of Catnip, so I thought you’d like it.	1.2222	0.04396	117	94	20	3
2666	Those are the rules if you want to live here: 5:00 Happy Hour!	1.2222	0.05087	99	81	14	4
2667	While I maul you and rip you to shreds we can conduct cease fire talks in earnest. Trust me, I’m Russian.	1.2222	0.04719	117	96	16	5
2668	So, guess you're wondering what's in it for me?	1.2222	0.04620	108	87	18	3
2669	I can’t taste the plum but my palate isn’t as refined as yours, Binx	1.2222	0.04665	99	79	18	2
2670	I wouldn’t worry about that promotion , everyone thinks you’re the cats meow!	1.2222	0.04348	126	102	20	4
2671	how do you like the Catbernet?	1.2222	0.04620	108	87	18	3
2672	First, you're supposed to absorb the bouquet.	1.2213	0.04871	122	102	13	7
2673	But where's the shrimp?	1.2213	0.04730	122	101	15	6
2674	This Cabernet comes from the Look What the Cat Dragged In vineyard of Napa.	1.2213	0.04584	122	100	17	5
2675	Just look at those legs.	1.2213	0.04279	122	100	18	4
2676	Yes, you could say, this is a nice “Cat Nip!”	1.2212	0.04825	113	93	15	5
2677	do you want me to add a bit of catnip?	1.2212	0.04825	113	93	15	5
2678	Stop saying everything is purrrfect……it’s annoying	1.2212	0.04486	113	91	19	3
2679	It's a DogBreath Chablis....7 dog years.	1.2212	0.04659	113	92	17	4
2680	This wine is purr-fection!	1.2212	0.04659	113	92	17	4
2681	So, how long have you been 'out?	1.2212	0.04725	104	84	17	3
2682	Yes, a delicate herbal character, with catnip overtones.	1.2212	0.04918	104	85	15	4
2683	It has a bit of a barnyard tang, and goes well with Friskie's poultry flavors	1.2212	0.04725	104	84	17	3
2684	This "Cat-bernet" has more than a hint of catnip.	1.2212	0.04918	104	85	15	4
2685	So then I said, “I don’t care who you are, you’ll have to take your shoes off if you want to stay.”	1.2212	0.04312	104	82	21	1
2686	Are you familar with the works of Felix?	1.2212	0.04725	104	84	17	3
2687	It's just a saying. If you like it you can purr instead of meowing	1.2212	0.04725	104	84	17	3
2688	Well, Gary, I don't know if chasing lint is really the right career for me anymore.	1.2212	0.04918	104	85	15	4
2689	I don't mind drinking wine with you, but would you please get off the couch?	1.2212	0.04725	104	84	17	3
2690	I realize now I was setting you up for failure the moment I took out the laser pointer.	1.2212	0.04725	104	84	17	3
2691	I was kind of hoping we could make this our regular thing.	1.2211	0.05223	95	78	13	4
2692	This one pairs beautifully with mangled sparrow.	1.2211	0.05223	95	78	13	4
2693	Not bad for a Cat-du-Rhône.	1.2211	0.05004	95	77	15	3
2694	I’m sorry that you’re going to have go through all of this nonsense 8 more times…	1.2211	0.05004	95	77	15	3
2695	It’s full bodied with notes of fresh mouse.	1.2211	0.05433	95	79	11	5
2696	While I respect your feelings in the matter, I do wonder whether you are being reasonable in your assessment of how the new puppy could possibly interfere with our relationship.	1.2211	0.05004	95	77	15	3
2697	Funny thing, my word of the day today was 'neuter' from the Middle English neutre, and from the Latin neuter...	1.2211	0.05004	95	77	15	3
2698	Yes, it's true, a glass a day keeps the vet away, and who are you to question Harvard's findings?	1.2211	0.04534	95	75	19	1
2699	OK, yes, I did put your pills in there.	1.2209	0.05072	86	69	15	2
2700	I agree. The last bottle was better than this one by exactly a whisker.	1.2206	0.04134	136	112	19	5
2701	I don’t care what they say, you are not finicky!	1.2205	0.04017	127	103	21	3
2702	This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I joined that new dating site!	1.2205	0.04170	127	105	18	4
2703	Come closer, my pet.	1.2203	0.04525	118	96	18	4
2704	More catbernet?	1.2203	0.04525	118	96	18	4
2705	Love her PURR. Sure wish I had my specs.	1.2202	0.04582	109	88	18	3
2706	you can come closer. i don't have any fleas.	1.2202	0.04939	109	90	14	5
2707	We seem to be in a different phase of our relationship since the lockdown started.	1.2202	0.04393	109	87	20	2
2708	If you think this is nice,wait until you see my bathroom.	1.2202	0.04939	109	90	14	5
2709	I also like a nip before my nap.	1.2202	0.04582	109	88	18	3
2710	I’ll give you back the bag but I’m keeping the pajamas	1.2202	0.04939	109	90	14	5
2711	I am not drinking any f'ing merlot	1.2202	0.04764	109	89	16	4
2712	you really should retire now if you're going to be up to let me out in the morning.	1.2202	0.04393	109	87	20	2
2713	Forgive me, it may be the wine talking, but I think if you come closer I can make you purr.	1.2200	0.04837	100	81	16	3
2714	If you prefer we can describe the aroma as “boxwood.”	1.2200	0.04837	100	81	16	3
2715	It pairs well with canned tuna.	1.2200	0.04837	100	81	16	3
2716	Would you like some coffee before you drive back to the city?	1.2200	0.05041	100	82	14	4
2717	Tonight let's role play that you're the mouse!"	1.2200	0.04623	100	80	18	2
2718	OK. Now you be the human and I'll be the pet.	1.2200	0.04623	100	80	18	2
2719	you should smile more	1.2200	0.04623	100	80	18	2
2720	Do you detect the smokey salmon undertones, and grilled liver nose?	1.2200	0.05238	100	83	12	5
2721	I was saving this for a special occasion.	1.2200	0.05238	100	83	12	5
2722	LGBTC	1.2198	0.05136	91	74	14	3
2723	Don't worry, it's purrified.	1.2198	0.05136	91	74	14	3
2724	L’ Chaim-to 9 lives.	1.2198	0.05591	91	76	10	5
2725	Chateauneuf du Pape” is “New Cat Water for the Pope” - so what’s your problem	1.2198	0.04893	91	73	16	2
2726	Unfortunately Humpty and I had a falling out.	1.2198	0.05136	91	74	14	3
2727	This is much better than the dead lizard you brought me yesterday.	1.2198	0.04893	91	73	16	2
2728	It has hints of aged oak and citrus with a mild overtone of hairball.	1.2198	0.04893	91	73	16	2
2729	It's a Cabnip Sauvignon.	1.2198	0.05136	91	74	14	3
2730	It's been a while since we've had a chance to talk.	1.2197	0.04069	132	106	23	3
2731	The review said it pairs well with mouse.	1.2195	0.04402	123	100	19	4
2732	It's a bit fruit forward with a lingering tail of cat nip...	1.2195	0.04551	123	101	17	5
2733	It pairs nicely with fur balls.	1.2195	0.04248	123	99	21	3
2734	Like a box of chocolates, you never know what to expect on a blind date.	1.2195	0.05494	82	67	12	3
2735	As they say, "In vino veritas." If we had any mice, you'd tell me.	1.2193	0.04787	114	94	15	5
2736	Muffiin sometimes wondered why he'd strayed so far from his alley cat ways.	1.2193	0.05101	114	96	11	7
2737	Once the roofie kicks in you're getting fixed	1.2193	0.04451	114	92	19	3
2738	Thé pandemic has brought us together in ways we could have never imagined.	1.2193	0.04787	114	94	15	5
2739	Humans are easy to control with a glass of wine. Wish it was tuna juice.	1.2193	0.04622	114	93	17	4
2740	Try this, it's from Catalonia.	1.2193	0.05101	114	96	11	7
2741	If you want to keep living around here and cleaning up my litter next time you better remember that I hate Syrahs.	1.2193	0.04622	114	93	17	4
2742	I think a dry white would have paired better with the tuna.	1.2193	0.04273	114	91	21	2
2743	- Point well taken - let’s just say this is me extending the proverbial “olive branch”	1.2193	0.04622	114	93	17	4
2744	The taste of almond signaled to Whiskers she had only 8 lives left.	1.2193	0.04787	114	94	15	5
2745	I call it, 'The Cat's Meow'	1.2190	0.04684	105	85	17	3
2746	What should we do after we’re finished watching Bridgerton?	1.2190	0.04684	105	85	17	3
2747	You swirl before you sip.	1.2190	0.04056	105	84	20	1
2748	What's new pussy cat? WhoaWhoa!	1.2190	0.04876	105	86	15	4
2749	This stuff will help you quit catnip.	1.2190	0.04876	105	86	15	4
2750	Just taste it. I had the catnip last night.	1.2190	0.04276	105	83	21	1
2751	Wow, a cat who can hold a wine glass. I think I'm in love"	1.2190	0.04876	105	86	15	4
2752	What do you mean "I'm not your type"?	1.2190	0.04684	105	85	17	3
2753	You may be surprised to know that one of the flavors of sauvignon blanc is described as cat piss.	1.2190	0.05060	105	87	13	5
2754	From a small family-owned bowl, it has delightful undertones of Tetra.	1.2190	0.04876	105	86	15	4
2755	It’s OK. Mine’s wine. Yours is mouse blood.	1.2190	0.05060	105	87	13	5
2756	No really, when I first saw your profile picture I was sure I was being cat-fished.	1.2190	0.05060	105	87	13	5
2757	Well, you are no Stanley Tucci…	1.2190	0.04485	105	84	19	2
2758	True, if we go by cat years, the scotch is not as impressive.	1.2188	0.05381	96	80	11	5
2759	It's got a little nip!	1.2188	0.04730	96	77	17	2
2760	Humpty Dumpty grabbed a bottle of wine and sat. Humpty Dumpty gossiped with his favorite house cat.	1.2188	0.04957	96	78	15	3
2761	OK, but at least TRY to describe what you don't like about it.	1.2188	0.05173	96	79	13	4
2762	A little night cat before retiring?	1.2188	0.05381	96	80	11	5
2763	I think we need to talk…	1.2188	0.05381	96	80	11	5
2764	You know, I don't let just any kitty sit on my couch.	1.2188	0.03990	128	102	24	2
2765	You say you’d never date a human, but aren’t you the least bit curious?	1.2188	0.05173	96	79	13	4
2766	So this is the trick your mom taught you?	1.2188	0.04428	128	105	18	5
2767	Sometimes right here I take a little you nap	1.2188	0.04287	128	104	20	4
2768	Cheap, boxed wine. Imitation leather couch. But real friendship.	1.2185	0.03746	151	121	27	3
2769	You're such a snob. 2018 was a perfectly good year for milk.	1.2185	0.04491	119	97	18	4
2770	Just a little nip before bed. You’ll sleep better.	1.2185	0.04647	119	98	16	5
2771	, I came inside for this plonk? I could get better on the street.	1.2185	0.04491	119	97	18	4
2772	And we know why we can’t play chess anymore don’t we?	1.2184	0.05526	87	72	11	4
2773	Nothing like a little Purrgundy after our fancy feast, hmmm?	1.2184	0.05019	87	70	15	2
2774	Don't worry, it's like drinking a nap.	1.2184	0.05279	87	71	13	3
2775	If you seriously think the film of "Cats" was any good, we have to reevaluate our relationship.	1.2184	0.05526	87	72	11	4
2776	« So… did you told Schrödinger you left that box? »	1.2184	0.05763	87	73	9	5
2777	No really, I have many cat friends.	1.2182	0.04898	110	91	14	5
2778	Here's to being successfully neutered.	1.2182	0.04161	110	87	22	1
2779	I would love to hear about the one mouse who got away.	1.2182	0.04545	110	89	18	3
2780	Well...I usually have my Shiraz with nibbles. How 'bout you? .	1.2182	0.04357	110	88	20	2
2781	Mr. Whiskers knew that, once the claws came out, both his date and his date’s new velvet sofa would be history.	1.2182	0.04898	110	91	14	5
2782	We should do this again.	1.2182	0.04725	110	90	16	4
2783	C'mon, isn't this more enjoyable than knocking my glass over?	1.2178	0.04794	101	82	16	3
2784	It's last year's, but 2021 doesn't count.	1.2178	0.05190	101	86	9	6
2785	Congrats on your big Lotto win--Was it a Scratcher?	1.2178	0.04794	101	82	16	3
2786	This is much better than Catnip!	1.2178	0.05190	101	84	12	5
2787	'....You said this was a Meowlot?'	1.2178	0.04361	101	80	20	1
2788	I knew when I first laid eyes on you at the shelter that we'd like all of the same things.	1.2178	0.04582	101	81	18	2
2789	It goes quite well with canned tuna	1.2178	0.04794	101	82	16	3
2790	My date didn't show up? Want to share this merlot with me?	1.2178	0.05190	101	84	12	5
2791	You'll like it. It has a full body, rich color and a bouquet with a hint of mouse.	1.2178	0.04996	101	83	14	4
2792	It has floral notes with a hint of catnip	1.2178	0.04996	101	83	14	4
2793	I hope you like the white. The red can stain the couch when you cough up a fur ball.	1.2177	0.04517	124	102	17	5
2794	Wow, Merlot!? Sorry for thinking you were aloof all this time.	1.2177	0.04517	124	102	17	5
2795	This is awkward. Cat got your tongue?	1.2177	0.04660	124	103	15	6
2796	This is exactly where I saw myself 5 years ago.	1.2174	0.05086	92	75	14	3
2797	So, when are you going to show me these scratchings?	1.2174	0.05086	92	75	14	3
2798	I know you don't like water.	1.2174	0.04592	92	73	18	1
2799	You know you are only allowed to sit on the couch during the pandemic.	1.2174	0.03812	138	110	26	2
2800	I thought that all cats enjoyed a good Merlot.	1.2174	0.04416	115	93	19	3
2801	I want you to lick me all over.	1.2174	0.04749	115	95	15	5
2802	uh, will the carpet smell different ?	1.2174	0.05086	92	75	14	3
2803	Oh, there are no other guests. I was hoping we could take this time to get to know each other better.	1.2174	0.04240	115	92	21	2
2804	I know it's an acquired taste, but we agreed you would give it a try.	1.2174	0.04416	115	93	19	3
2805	Cabernet and fresh socks. Tonight is going purrfectly...	1.2174	0.04592	92	73	18	1
2806	This wine has gone bad, it’s making me a sourpuss.	1.2174	0.04749	115	95	15	5
2807	Just because we do this once, doesn’t mean you can meow and demand it again at this time every day.	1.2174	0.05315	92	76	12	4
2808	I added clumping litter since you prefer it dry.	1.2171	0.04257	129	105	20	4
2809	I sensing blackberry and a hint of catnip.	1.2170	0.04645	106	86	17	3
2810	You're too good for her anyhow, Wesley.	1.2170	0.04834	106	87	15	4
2811	And now you tell me that "the cat's pyjamas" is just a figure of speech?	1.2170	0.04834	106	87	15	4
2812	Of course, with nine lives resveratrol is probably not important.	1.2170	0.04834	106	87	15	4
2813	I don't mind catfishing at all.	1.2170	0.04447	106	85	19	2
2814	You’ll never guess what I heard about Mittens…	1.2170	0.04447	106	85	19	2
2815	If this is wine, then I'll only have 8 lives left.	1.2170	0.05193	106	89	11	6
2816	Alan I’m as bored as you are, but don’t you dare think of calling the dog!	1.2170	0.04645	106	86	17	3
2817	I said sip, not nip.	1.2170	0.04447	106	85	19	2
2818	We may not have necks, but at least you and this wine have decent tails.	1.2169	0.05698	83	69	10	4
2819	I'm practicing for reentry.	1.2167	0.04297	120	97	20	3
2820	The Beckham wedding has leftovers	1.2167	0.04297	120	97	20	3
2821	Is this our new norm?	1.2167	0.04297	120	97	20	3
2822	Why yes, it does have hints of mouse and sparrow.	1.2165	0.04687	97	78	17	2
2823	This wine tastes like shit	1.2165	0.05330	97	81	11	5
2824	After the cat without the hat caught the rat, he was toasted on the sofa in the flat	1.2165	0.05124	97	80	13	4
2825	Was your week as hard as mine?	1.2165	0.04910	97	79	15	3
2826	Oh Penny. You just make me feel so frisky.	1.2165	0.04910	97	79	15	3
2827	And they said I'd never find true love	1.2164	0.04285	134	110	19	5
2828	Enjoy, its a Catbernet.	1.2162	0.04508	111	90	18	3
2829	How's your fuzzy navel?	1.2162	0.05023	111	93	12	6
2830	Meow? Really? I thought you were saying Merlot, Merlot.	1.2162	0.04686	111	91	16	4
2831	Would it be considered politically incorrect to ask if you'd like to watch the Animal Channel?	1.2162	0.05023	111	93	12	6
2832	Shall we toast to,say,Catmando?	1.2162	0.04322	111	89	20	2
2833	The only other drink I had on hand was milk.	1.2162	0.04322	111	89	20	2
2834	So are you a cat-cat or a dog-cat?	1.2162	0.04322	111	89	20	2
2835	I know we are close and we have bonded. These last two years have been special but I have some bad news. I have to go back to the office and we are going to have to reschedule our special Daddy-Kitty time.	1.2162	0.04508	111	90	18	3
2836	Wine is the catnip of humans.	1.2162	0.04322	111	89	20	2
2837	No, we only toast to stuff that makes me happy too.	1.2162	0.04686	111	91	16	4
2838	Try it. Chateau Catnip Grand Cru Classe 1855 Margaux 2015	1.2162	0.04858	111	92	14	5
2839	I’m starting to think the sommelier recommended a Catalonion red rather than a cat alone and a red.	1.2162	0.04686	111	91	16	4
2840	This wasn’t the red my claws had in mind	1.2162	0.05023	111	93	12	6
2841	Is drinking with your cat worse than drinking alone?	1.2160	0.04338	125	102	19	4
2842	It relieves tension so much more effectively than scratching. You'll see.	1.2159	0.04968	88	71	15	2
2843	So how do you get food and shelter without labor, and love without effort?	1.2159	0.04968	88	71	15	2
2844	Thank you for taking your shoes off in my home	1.2159	0.05703	88	74	9	5
2845	We are going to spend less time together with my going back to the office. How do you feel about that?	1.2159	0.05225	88	72	13	3
2846	I'm glad we are finally talking about this	1.2158	0.03923	139	120	12	7
2847	You always seem to know more than you’re saying, so I’d really like your opinion here.	1.2157	0.04951	102	84	14	4
2848	It's a full bodied Merlot with a hint of cloves and catnip.	1.2157	0.04751	102	83	16	3
2849	I can't tell you how long I've imagined this evening.	1.2157	0.04542	102	82	18	2
2850	Oh god, please, no pussy jokes.	1.2157	0.05144	102	85	12	5
2851	It's a 2022 with notes of cream and milkfat.	1.2157	0.04751	102	83	16	3
2852	AH, MY WILDEST DREAMS HAVE BEEN REALIZED. PUSSY GALORE!.	1.2157	0.05329	102	86	10	6
2853	I know, but maybe I was in one of my other lives.	1.2157	0.04542	102	82	18	2
2854	No, I do not detect any hints of mouse, milk or catnip.	1.2157	0.04951	102	84	14	4
2855	i knew i shouldn't have wasted my ninth life on someone who calls himself a 'cat guy'	1.2157	0.04751	102	83	16	3
2856	I'm Sophisti-Cat	1.2157	0.04951	102	84	14	4
2857	Listen I know its not the one your sommelier friend recommended, but with inflation we’ve had to tighten our belts a bit.	1.2157	0.04751	102	83	16	3
2858	Mine is Pinot Gris; yours is the drainings from a can of sardines. Bottoms up!	1.2155	0.04382	116	94	19	3
2859	It has notes of blackberry and dead bird, very savage.	1.2155	0.05020	116	98	11	7
2860	Seeing how close we’ve become these past 2 years, would you like to move in together?	1.2155	0.04382	116	94	19	3
2861	« I don’t think we want the same things. »	1.2155	0.04711	116	96	15	5
2862	Just relax. It's not like I'm Bill Cosby.	1.2155	0.04550	116	95	17	4
2863	We need to talk.	1.2155	0.04550	116	95	17	4
2864	It doesn't have the nose of bedside water, but it does have legs.	1.2154	0.04227	130	106	20	4
2865	That's purrfect, now I don't have to drink alone.	1.2152	0.05603	79	65	11	3
2866	I think it's time for me to find some real friends	1.2151	0.04798	93	75	16	2
2867	Yes, the ethanol content is toxic for you, so just sit there and hold the glass knowingly to impress our guests.	1.2151	0.04798	93	75	16	2
2868	It's a naive little vintage, but I think you'll be amused by its impertinence.	1.2151	0.05263	93	77	12	4
2869	What do mean “notes of litter box”?	1.2151	0.05481	93	78	10	5
2870	This is my half of the couch.	1.2151	0.04798	93	75	16	2
2871	Are you telling me you prefer your yarn ball?	1.2151	0.04548	93	74	18	1
2872	You think you can ply me with booze to make me cuddle with you? Not happening.	1.2151	0.05036	93	76	14	3
2873	Well, it's official we are both dating dogs.	1.2150	0.04605	107	87	17	3
2874	Does 'ems like the Chateau Mouton-Rothschild?	1.2150	0.04410	107	86	19	2
2875	I really want to knock that out of your paw.	1.2150	0.04793	107	88	15	4
2876	I won’t bite.	1.2150	0.04793	107	88	15	4
2877	Please, just don’t spit it up on the couch.	1.2150	0.04793	107	88	15	4
2878	Isn't this better than scratching it?	1.2150	0.04974	107	89	13	5
2879	We've really mellowed out, haven't we, Garfield?	1.2150	0.04410	107	86	19	2
2880	And so, get this! Karen ends up being the one that has to report to HR on Monday! Isn’t that great!	1.2150	0.04410	107	86	19	2
2881	It's got quite a modest bouquet, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption.	1.2149	0.04725	121	101	14	6
2882	A hint of blackberry and tuna, with that smooth mouse fur finish, no?	1.2149	0.03929	121	96	24	1
2883	I think you'll be surprised at how well the red complements the fish.	1.2149	0.04577	121	100	16	5
2884	My this is a delicious cognac. Now, where was I... Oh yes, Epstein didn't kill himself.	1.2143	0.04982	112	94	12	6
2885	I’d like to toast your generosity in finally giving me a house key.	1.2143	0.05077	98	81	13	4
2886	You've got quite a nose--"wet dog" is something that most people don't pick up on.	1.2143	0.05280	98	82	11	5
2887	I'm picking up notes of loneliness with a hint of anxiety...	1.2143	0.04288	112	90	20	2
2888	I wasn’t always a cat person.	1.2143	0.05077	98	81	13	4
2889	I find a nice glass of beaujolais helps me forget I’ve been chasing my tail all day.	1.2143	0.04648	112	92	16	4
2890	You looked taller in your picture.	1.2143	0.04865	98	80	15	3
2891	I preferred lamb to mouse myself, but I too like to play with it before I kill it.	1.2143	0.04818	112	93	14	5
2892	I know, I know...but now that you're not feral, you can't drink Merlot anymore.	1.2143	0.04648	112	92	16	4
2893	I love that whiff of oaky Meow Mix.	1.2143	0.05101	84	68	14	2
2894	Yes, the ammonia nose is alluring	1.2143	0.04865	98	80	15	3
2895	What, does the mouse have your tongue?	1.2143	0.04644	98	79	17	2
2896	Here's a toast to feline good!	1.2143	0.04412	98	78	19	1
2897	It wasn’t meant to be…	1.2143	0.04288	112	90	20	2
2898	A little “hair of the dog” should help this morning	1.2143	0.04472	112	91	18	3
2899	It's people catnip.	1.2143	0.04157	126	102	21	3
2900	Will you be serving mouse and crackers?	1.2143	0.04288	112	90	20	2
2901	It’s such a relief to really talk with each other again, you know?	1.2143	0.04644	98	79	17	2
2902	Of course I enjoy your company, I'm just not sure I want to get involved with my neighbor's cat.	1.2143	0.04865	98	80	15	3
2903	It’s my catnip.	1.2143	0.04307	126	103	19	4
2904	Psipsipsipsi	1.2143	0.05077	98	81	13	4
2905	You’re really not getting cat pee?	1.2143	0.04818	112	93	14	5
2906	A purrrrfectly awkward end to the evening.	1.2143	0.04865	98	80	15	3
2907	I wish you would sit on my lap.	1.2143	0.04472	112	91	18	3
2908	I’m typically more of a dog person, but I told myself I’d start trying new things this year.	1.2143	0.04865	98	80	15	3
2909	Close, but actually it’s only called Bordeaux if it was grown in the Bordeaux region	1.2143	0.05280	98	82	11	5
2910	I appreciate this, Shadow, but I'm still reluctant to share your Cat Chow with you.	1.2137	0.04198	131	107	20	4
2911	Sorry, we ran out of milk, how the catbernet?"	1.2137	0.04675	117	97	15	5
2912	It pairs well with wet or dry.	1.2137	0.04348	117	95	19	3
2913	Silent but deadly	1.2137	0.04675	117	97	15	5
2914	Okay...so when she heads to the kitchen in the morning to fix coffee, that is precisely the time you weave between her feet and meow. She is a sucker for that move every time!	1.2136	0.04907	103	85	14	4
2915	I can be very loving, so long as I’m always fed on time.	1.2136	0.05098	103	86	12	5
2916	Congrats! Now that you chased away my dog, you’re going to be my BFF! Get used to it.	1.2136	0.04907	103	85	14	4
2917	They say it has notes of catnip and canned tuna.	1.2136	0.04058	103	81	22	0
2918	Don’t be so finicky, they were sold out of the 2012 Special Reserve	1.2136	0.04709	103	84	16	3
2919	I didn’t take quite so seriously your moniker on match.com	1.2136	0.04907	103	85	14	4
2920	So glad you agreed to come!	1.2136	0.04709	103	84	16	3
2921	No Sophie, I will not hold your wine while you clean your butt.	1.2136	0.04907	103	85	14	4
2922	Glad we could clear up that misunderstanding about the pigeon	1.2136	0.04503	103	83	18	2
2923	I’m getting hints of psilocybin.	1.2136	0.04709	103	84	16	3
2924	Maybe it’s the wine talking, but meow!	1.2135	0.05171	89	73	13	3
2925	So, are you from around here?	1.2135	0.05865	89	76	7	6
2926	Lars drew us...so let's make up some weird dialogue and call it a day, okay?... By the way, how's your wine?	1.2135	0.05643	89	75	9	5
2927	Okay I get it, your'e a witch. Now just turn back into my wife, Please!	1.2135	0.05412	89	74	11	4
2928	Are we about to kiss right now?	1.2135	0.04918	89	72	15	2
2929	You look a bit different on Tinder.	1.2135	0.04651	89	71	17	1
2930	I thought you liked purrlot...	1.2130	0.04753	108	89	15	4
2931	A toast to your mice predatory skills but pet canaries were not included in your treats quota!”	1.2130	0.04567	108	88	17	3
2932	No, I prefer Chablis.	1.2130	0.04171	108	91	14	3
2933	Purina '99. Just a hint of mouse and a soupçon of 'nip.	1.2130	0.04567	108	88	17	3
2934	How good are you at finding your way home when you've been drinking?	1.2130	0.04753	108	89	15	4
2935	How did they know we were single?	1.2130	0.05104	108	91	11	6
2936	Okay, I guess so. As long as the new RV has a lot of cool hiding places.	1.2130	0.04931	108	90	13	5
2937	Do you mind if we get a dog?	1.2130	0.04567	108	88	17	3
2938	"I guess I'm a little nervous, cat got your tongue? Bahaha"	1.2130	0.04931	108	90	13	5
2939	It’s a light, red blend. I thought it would go well with our tuna casserole.	1.2130	0.04753	108	89	15	4
2940	I knew if we stopped over Harold would just sit there and wine about his cat.	1.2130	0.05104	108	91	11	6
2941	There’s more where this came from and international fame if you’ll dance with that drunken mouse.	1.2130	0.04931	108	90	13	5
2942	Try it. It's a Meowlot.	1.2130	0.04931	108	90	13	5
2943	is Catastrophe a good word for it?	1.2130	0.03367	108	92	13	3
2944	Are you spiking my drink with catnip again?"	1.2130	0.04171	108	86	21	1
2945	Just think: had it not been for the pandemic we'd never have had these happy hours together.	1.2128	0.04987	94	77	14	3
2946	I agree. It's hardly Fancy Feast Tuna, is it?	1.2128	0.05427	94	79	10	5
2947	Why did you come out now?	1.2128	0.04752	94	76	16	2
2948	I think we should see other people.	1.2128	0.04987	94	77	14	3
2949	Drink up - this will either turn you into a ravishing blonde or me into a ravishing tomcat	1.2128	0.04987	94	77	14	3
2950	Cheers to a "purrfect night alone without the dogs!	1.2128	0.04752	94	76	16	2
2951	You know you're not allowed on the sofa, but for this I suppose we can make an exception.	1.2128	0.04752	94	76	16	2
2952	A deal's a deal. I ate Meow Mix and used the kitty pan for a week. Just give the wine a try.	1.2128	0.05634	94	80	8	6
2953	We need to talk about the dog…I think he’s getting way too comfortable around here.	1.2128	0.04752	94	76	16	2
2954	What’s got your tongue?	1.2128	0.05212	94	78	12	4
2955	The man at the store said it pairs well with hairballs	1.2128	0.04987	94	77	14	3
2956	You were right. Much nicer than grabbing a coffee. So, tell me what you are doing with your 9 wild and precious lives.	1.2128	0.04987	94	77	14	3
2957	So, how are you liking the catbernet?	1.2128	0.04987	94	77	14	3
2958	Regrettably, the expression is "drink LIKE a fish."	1.2125	0.05539	80	66	11	3
2959	This one is fruit-forward, fleshy, and flamboyant, with legs and a flabby finish. Like you.	1.2125	0.05817	80	67	9	4
2960	I thought you'd like one with with a bouquet of tuna.	1.2124	0.04611	113	93	16	4
2961	See, isn't this nicer than scratching and shedding all over our friend, Mr. Couch?	1.2124	0.04436	113	94	15	4
2962	It's Cat-Sip. You don't roll in it. You drink it	1.2124	0.04254	113	91	20	2
2963	Finish that drink and let me get you another one Tommy, oh, and one more thing, Debra bought a puppy."	1.2124	0.04254	113	91	20	2
2964	I am all out of cat nip so I hope you don't mind a glass of cabernet sauvignon.	1.2124	0.04611	113	93	16	4
2965	So, what's the deal with dogs?	1.2124	0.04436	113	92	18	3
2966	So, Nigel, are we ready to embark on feline toilet training?	1.2124	0.04611	113	93	16	4
2967	Getting a cat will fix all your problems, they said	1.2124	0.04436	113	92	18	3
2968	Creative ways to disguise your cat’s medication, number 47.	1.2124	0.04611	113	93	16	4
2969	so, can you imagine yourself moving in and let me do everything for you while you are taking up my personal space and contribute absolute nothing but cute- and sassyness to this household?	1.2124	0.04611	113	93	16	4
2970	I agree the '68 isn't as robust as the '67 , but that's no reason to be so finicky.	1.2121	0.05231	99	83	11	5
2971	Well, they do say sauvignon blanc tastes like civit.	1.2121	0.05231	99	83	11	5
2972	So, uh, this wine has me feline good, how about you?	1.2121	0.05611	99	85	7	7
2973	The animal rescue agency didn’t specify if you preferred red or white, so I hope this is ok.	1.2121	0.04372	99	79	19	1
2974	I thought this was a casting call for Cats the musical, not Cabaret Sauvignon?	1.2121	0.05030	99	82	13	4
2975	This pairs nicely with kibble.	1.2119	0.04480	118	97	17	4
2976	The clerk at the liquor store recommended a Moscato.	1.2119	0.04638	118	98	15	5
2977	Haha, you're right. It does smell like cat's pee.	1.2119	0.04480	118	97	17	4
2978	They were right you sure are the cat’s meow!	1.2119	0.04638	118	98	15	5
2979	I’ve heard of a crazy cat lady, but you’re an actual civilized cat person.	1.2119	0.04638	118	98	15	5
2980	It's so much nicer that we can talk like adults now.	1.2119	0.03965	118	94	23	1
2981	The reviews all say ‘This wine could make a cat laugh’	1.2119	0.04315	118	96	19	3
2982	" Here's to the hair of the dog that didn't bite us!"	1.2118	0.05317	85	70	12	3
2983	It's an '82 Le Chat and should pair extremely well with your kibble.	1.2118	0.04762	85	68	16	1
2984	Hold it up to the light, swirl it, meow appreciatively, then pour it into your bowl and lap it up."	1.2118	0.06056	85	73	6	6
2985	Why so finicky? Everybody likes Merlot.	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
2986	I bet this pairs good with meow mix"	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
2987	It’s an amusing little wine, isn’t it? Wanna do some coke?	1.2115	0.05053	104	87	12	5
2988	Yes, this red complements your Fancy Feast steak bits.	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
2989	Cripes, Fluffy, this is my last bottle. Are you absolutely sure it doesn't meet with your approval?	1.2115	0.04864	104	86	14	4
2990	I swiped down and here we are.	1.2115	0.04864	104	86	14	4
2991	Come, move a little closer.	1.2115	0.04864	104	86	14	4
2992	So, do you come here often?	1.2115	0.04024	104	82	22	0
2993	I bet you say that to all the guys.	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
2994	It's true, I never catted around before you!	1.2115	0.05234	104	88	10	6
2995	You'll find it charming. It's a naughty blend with notes of self-indulgence.	1.2115	0.05053	104	87	12	5
2996	I see you're not as aloof after I open the Pinot Grigio.	1.2115	0.04464	104	84	18	2
2997	Its not almond milk, I swear	1.2115	0.04464	104	84	18	2
2998	It’s agreed then: you can help yourself to the ‘49 Domaine Leroy Richebourg and you’ll stop hiding my shoes.	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
2999	You’re unusually quiet tonight. Cat got your tongue?	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
3000	You look slightly different than your Tinder photo.	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
3001	The world is ending, but we live our whole existence in these few moments of solace.	1.2115	0.04464	104	84	18	2
3002	Routine is good for us, we’re both such creatures of habit.	1.2115	0.05053	104	87	12	5
3003	I haven't had much luck in pairing with friskies yet	1.2115	0.04864	104	86	14	4
3004	And this one here is a catarratto.	1.2111	0.04869	90	73	15	2
3005	May I make you purr, or is it too soon?	1.2111	0.05585	90	76	9	5
3006	I am so sorry! I shouldn’t have used that expression “cat piss”.	1.2111	0.05119	90	74	13	3
3007	When I said you were a puss, I meant it in the best sort of way.	1.2111	0.04869	90	73	15	2
3008	I hope to see this Beaujolais Nouveau become popular among feline oenophiles.	1.2111	0.04869	90	73	15	2
3009	Don't worry. This red will go perfectly with your Tuna.	1.2111	0.05119	90	74	13	3
3010	. “Last week together before I go back to the office”	1.2111	0.04869	90	73	15	2
3011	Catbernay	1.2110	0.04890	109	91	13	5
3012	They say a full bodied Cabernet is an excellent hairball remedy.	1.2110	0.05061	109	92	11	6
3013	Would you like to see my collection of first edition cat food can labels?	1.2110	0.04713	109	90	15	4
3014	It's my first adoption interview. I couldn't get any catnip.	1.2110	0.04529	109	91	14	4
3015	It has a lovely bouquet and just a note of mouse.	1.2110	0.04713	109	90	15	4
3016	I thought I asked for Pinot?	1.2110	0.04713	109	90	15	4
3017	If you scoot over Fluffy, you can see the bird feeder on the veranda.	1.2110	0.04529	109	89	17	3
3018	Would you like it if it were called “cardboardeaux?”	1.2110	0.04890	109	91	13	5
3019	...I don't know, I've just always heard it: "Cats dig wine," y'know? What, you never heard that?	1.2110	0.04713	109	90	15	4
3020	And what is your safe word again?	1.2110	0.04713	109	90	15	4
3021	I hope you enjoy it, it's a Miaowbec	1.2110	0.04890	109	91	13	5
3022	So I said to the guy I’m dancing with, what kind of club is this anyways?	1.2110	0.04713	109	90	15	4
3023	The vet said a little nip is good for you	1.2110	0.04337	109	88	19	2
3024	I think this is close enough.	1.2110	0.04137	109	87	21	1
3025	It's purrlow. Take a sip before you knock it to the floor.	1.2105	0.04708	95	77	16	2
3026	Eight Zoom meetings all in a row today. I am happy to meet with you in person, Mr. Snuggles.	1.2105	0.04574	114	94	16	4
3027	So...I'm thinking about getting a therapeutic cat	1.2105	0.04740	114	95	14	5
3028	I thought you Might like it, it's got a bit of a nip to it."	1.2105	0.05374	95	80	10	5
3029	Will you join me in a Catalonia?	1.2105	0.04574	114	94	16	4
3030	Nice guess. You’re weak on reds: its a zinfidel.	1.2105	0.04276	133	110	18	5
3031	You look different than your photo.	1.2105	0.05161	95	79	12	4
3032	So, is this your first Tinder date too?	1.2105	0.04574	114	94	16	4
3033	The catnip makes for a nice garnish.	1.2105	0.04401	114	93	18	3
3034	To be honest, you're not exactly what I had in mind.	1.2105	0.05374	95	80	10	5
3035	I’ll be anyones best friends for a glass of wine	1.2105	0.04901	114	96	12	6
3036	I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to trigger you with the ‘mittens’ comment. That must’ve been a very painful time for you.	1.2105	0.04708	95	77	16	2
3037	It's not meow, it's you.	1.2105	0.04221	114	92	20	2
3038	Well, I'm getting cherry, raspberry, a little vanilla ... and just the slightest hint of litter box.	1.2105	0.04221	114	92	20	2
3039	I’m usually so introverted, but I feel I can talk to you about anything.	1.2105	0.04708	95	77	16	2
3040	So this is the entry pass to high-society?	1.2105	0.04708	95	77	16	2
3041	Salut! mon chat, mon amie!	1.2105	0.05161	95	79	12	4
3042	I don’t think you understand Leroy, the veterinarian said you have to lose three pounds or you’ll be classified as a “chonk.”	1.2105	0.04401	114	93	18	3
3043	Can you purr and drink wine?	1.2101	0.04603	119	99	15	5
3044	Just a nip	1.2101	0.04603	119	99	15	5
3045	Did you see the finalists for this weeks contest #797? Egad!	1.2101	0.04445	119	98	17	4
3046	Yes, the wine is excellent, but we're really here to discuss this couch. All I'm suggesting is equal time.	1.2101	0.04902	119	101	11	7
3047	Nothing like a little hair of the dog...	1.2101	0.04755	119	100	13	6
3048	I have etchings and a ball of yarn....	1.2100	0.04094	100	79	21	0
3049	Look at it this way...you have nine times as many "here, hold my beer" moments.	1.2100	0.04984	100	86	9	5
3050	So that's why it's called catfishing	1.2100	0.04777	100	82	15	3
3051	Mr. Whiskers didn't know if Steve was kidding when he called the wine "a Catbernet," but regardless of whether the wine contained cat or Steve was simply a pun enthusiast, the evening was ruined.	1.2100	0.04984	100	83	13	4
3052	Red wine goes well with mice-aronni, the Cat-tramento treat.	1.2100	0.04984	100	83	13	4
3053	Isn’t this a better experience than knocking it off the table?”	1.2100	0.04984	100	83	13	4
3054	When i say 'bottoms up', i mean the glass.	1.2100	0.04560	100	81	17	2
3055	You're going to love this meowlot.	1.2100	0.04777	100	82	15	3
3056	Well, I'm writing a thesis on animals that don't usually have opposable thumbs.	1.2100	0.04560	100	83	14	3
3057	Let's plan next week's meme, shall we?	1.2100	0.04777	100	82	15	3
3058	If I get him drunk enough, he might think the puke is his	1.2100	0.04777	100	82	15	3
3059	No, it’s Sauvignon Blanc. I thought you more than anyone would’ve recognized the aroma.	1.2100	0.04094	100	79	21	0
3060	Finally, co workers I can stand	1.2100	0.05183	100	84	11	5
3061	The dispensary was out of catnip so we’ll need to settle for a glass of red tonight.	1.2100	0.04777	100	82	15	3
3062	It's called Hair of the Dog. You'll like it.	1.2099	0.05476	81	67	11	3
3063	A hint of cat pee? Really?	1.2098	0.04309	143	120	16	7
3064	My last girlfriend was a dog.	1.2097	0.04326	124	102	18	4
3065	I wish I had your nose.	1.2097	0.04012	124	100	22	2
3066	Meowza Jonathan, this won’t make up for my declawing but it’s a start.	1.2097	0.04326	124	102	18	4
3067	The time is meow, we must discuss the dog situation.	1.2097	0.04475	124	103	16	5
3068	Are you tasting the milky top notes in the wine?	1.2097	0.04172	124	101	20	3
3069	Am I going to get any tail?	1.2095	0.04822	105	87	14	4
3070	I find this perfect to sip with kibble	1.2095	0.04426	105	85	18	2
3071	Corked? No darling, you're just used to port."	1.2095	0.05008	105	88	12	5
3072	So you call this a cat nip?	1.2095	0.04426	105	85	18	2
3073	Well,most of us think mousiness is not a good thing.	1.2095	0.04628	105	86	16	3
3074	This wine is mousy	1.2095	0.05008	105	88	12	5
3075	I’m not calling it ‘meowbec’!	1.2095	0.04822	105	87	14	4
3076	Want to watch the Great British Baking Show?	1.2095	0.05008	105	88	12	5
3077	And this is how l met your mother	1.2095	0.04426	105	85	18	2
3078	Have a little nip, cat	1.2093	0.05261	86	71	12	3
3079	Spill even so much as a drop of that on this upholstery, and so help me, you are on Amber Alert forever.	1.2093	0.05515	86	72	10	4
3080	I wish I had tried Cat Tinder sooner!	1.2093	0.04494	129	108	15	6
3081	I think this Chablis will go well with the mouse	1.2093	0.04994	86	70	14	2
3082	Here’s to the hair of the dog that bit you.	1.2093	0.04070	129	105	21	3
3083	So you wanna tell me, where’s all that gold you mined from my shit?	1.2093	0.04091	86	69	17	0
3084	I know they said no dark drinks on the couch. They also said no pets allowed. If you don’t tell, I won’t tell.	1.2093	0.04994	86	70	14	2
3085	So your a Leo huh?	1.2091	0.04302	110	89	19	2
3086	I need to lick myself sooo bad	1.2091	0.04492	110	90	17	3
3087	The dog is under the sofa, he doesn't like cab sav.	1.2091	0.04492	110	90	17	3
3088	I’ve cleaned your litter box, shared a glass of wine with you and removed my shoes. Is it OK if I sit on your couch now.	1.2091	0.04849	110	92	13	5
3089	It's called Chateau Chat.	1.2091	0.04849	110	92	13	5
3090	And how do you feel about Biden’s chances?	1.2091	0.05018	110	93	11	6
3091	I’m picking up notes of chicken liver and catnip.	1.2091	0.04674	110	91	15	4
3092	I haven't been on so many dates recently	1.2091	0.04849	110	92	13	5
3093	So, tell me how you lost your first eight lives.	1.2091	0.04302	110	89	19	2
3094	I know, I know...I'm a poor substitute for your friend, the Owl.	1.2091	0.04204	110	91	16	3
3095	I thought you might like a change from catnip.	1.2091	0.04849	110	92	13	5
3096	Just because I got it for you at Trader Joe's doesn't mean it's bad.	1.2088	0.04821	91	74	15	2
3097	You won’t be able to appreciate the rich bouquet if you drink it from your bowl.	1.2088	0.04821	91	74	15	2
3098	Go ahead. You only live nine times.	1.2088	0.05529	91	77	9	5
3099	So, enough of this "pussy-footing" around, why don't we just "do it"	1.2088	0.05303	91	76	11	4
3100	My stupid shrink says I could get delusional after two glasses.	1.2088	0.05068	91	75	13	3
3101	Take a sip ... it'll make you purr.	1.2088	0.04821	91	74	15	2
3102	Hmm… It’s either a hairball or it’s corked.	1.2088	0.05068	91	75	13	3
3103	I thought the term "catfishing" would be a little more figurative.	1.2087	0.04366	115	94	18	3
3104	'So we agree that none of us knows that we are at a party, right?'	1.2087	0.04188	115	95	17	3
3105	No, we will not be pairing this with a Blue Jay	1.2087	0.04862	115	97	12	6
3106	So I said: You expect me to play 3rd fiddle?	1.2087	0.04537	115	95	16	4
3107	Come a little closer, I won't bite.	1.2083	0.04422	96	77	18	1
3108	That’s your seventh. You have two remaining.	1.2083	0.04412	120	99	17	4
3109	Don't worry, it's not that strong. You won't lose your general sense of apathy toward everything.	1.2083	0.04893	96	79	14	3
3110	Can you pass me a cigarette please?	1.2083	0.05322	96	81	10	5
3111	No, it's not hair of the dog.	1.2083	0.04082	120	97	21	2
3112	Look, if you're that concerned, we can switch glasses.	1.2083	0.04167	96	76	20	0
3113	After this, I was thinking we take a bath.	1.2083	0.04250	120	98	19	3
3114	Cheers, Mr. Snuffles, to an exciting new way for you to destroy this couch.	1.2083	0.05112	96	80	12	4
3115	Notice the hints of black currant and catnip.	1.2083	0.05322	96	81	10	5
3116	It's an acquired taste.	1.2083	0.03906	120	96	23	1
3117	Just try a little sip before you slap it to the floor.	1.2083	0.04893	96	79	14	3
3118	Wine is like catnip for humans.	1.2083	0.05322	96	81	10	5
3119	I think you’ll find it pairs nicely with your sphincter.	1.2083	0.05112	96	80	12	4
3120	Yes I do think it would pair nicely with fresh caught mouse, but it might be a bit bold for the fancy feast. What else is in the cellar?	1.2083	0.04893	96	79	14	3
3121	So I said to him, either the Tabby goes or I go...and here we are.	1.2083	0.04893	96	79	14	3
3122	Not busy, yet a bit precocious.	1.2083	0.04082	120	97	21	2
3123	We're still not getting a dog.	1.2083	0.04718	120	101	13	6
3124	It's time to wine, not whine!	1.2083	0.05112	96	80	12	4
3125	I, too, think dogs are gross.	1.2080	0.04724	125	106	12	7
3126	It’s definitely better than catnip.	1.2080	0.03818	125	103	20	2
3127	Thanks for helping me practice my conversational skills.	1.2079	0.04734	101	85	12	4
3128	Do you taste that? Maybe a hint of tuna, a flicker of salmon, and the faintest catnip finish.	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
3129	Sure,the facial hair was absolutely a factor in my swiping right.	1.2079	0.05135	101	85	11	5
3130	Getting used to milk was a lot easier!	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
3131	It's Catbernet Sauvignon.	1.2079	0.04520	101	82	17	2
3132	Yes, I know I'm in your spot and cats don't like wine, but if we're going to keep living together while I Work From Home, you're going to have to show some appreciation for my trying to make it up to you!	1.2079	0.05135	101	85	11	5
3133	... lap it up? ... or knock it over? ... think Felix think!	1.2079	0.04939	101	84	13	4
3134	It has the bouquet of beef that you requested.	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
3135	I know you understand me, you don’t have to say anything.	1.2079	0.04939	101	84	13	4
3136	We’re in the post-pandemic. Maybe it’s time we both got out there again.	1.2079	0.04939	101	84	13	4
3137	Welcome to the neighborhood. Let me tell you about the pit bull next door.	1.2079	0.04520	101	82	17	2
3138	My next husband is going to be a man.	1.2079	0.05135	101	85	11	5
3139	lets dont call it dog, call it roommate.	1.2079	0.05324	101	86	9	6
3140	You must be thrilled to live in my sumptuous apartment, far from that stinky alley you were roaming when I found you.	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
3141	Here's to a bit of the hair of the dog that bit you, eh?	1.2079	0.04520	101	82	17	2
3142	I say take the offer. How much damage can Elon do?	1.2079	0.04939	101	84	13	4
3143	I have to admit, when I saw your profile I wasn’t sure we would hit it off.	1.2079	0.04295	101	81	19	1
3144	Guilty. I am hoping you'll sleep with me.	1.2077	0.04327	130	108	17	5
3145	Feline, female, it's all the same to me.	1.2077	0.03891	130	105	23	2
3146	Thank you for this chance. I know I could be your best pet owner!	1.2075	0.04589	106	87	16	3
3147	You're my new best friend since Covid.	1.2075	0.04780	106	88	14	4
3148	You know... I've never let the dog on the couch	1.2075	0.04589	106	87	16	3
3149	I was wondering if you want to take our relationship to the next level and let me rub your belly.	1.2075	0.04388	106	86	18	2
3150	This is a low-priced cabernet as I understand cats have a limited taste palette. I trust you will not mind.	1.2075	0.04388	106	86	18	2
3151	I wonder where outdoor cats drink wine?"	1.2075	0.04388	106	86	18	2
3152	I thought you would like this one, there’s hints of oak and salmon.	1.2075	0.04965	106	89	12	5
3153	You seem familiar.	1.2073	0.04504	82	67	14	1
3154	You know that curiosity didn't literally kill the cat.	1.2072	0.04267	111	90	19	2
3155	Presumptuous, but with a hint of tuna.	1.2072	0.04635	111	92	15	4
3156	You'd better hurry up and finish because the wife will not be happy finding you on the sofa!	1.2072	0.04809	111	93	13	5
3157	About that party next week...	1.2072	0.04267	111	90	19	2
3158	Oh, now I see what you mean when you say that this meeting could have been an email	1.2072	0.04267	111	90	19	2
3159	Always look before you lap.	1.2069	0.05456	87	73	10	4
3160	Tastes a bit furry and ratty. How do you like it?	1.2069	0.03971	116	93	22	1
3161	So, what do you do for a living?	1.2069	0.04332	116	95	18	3
3162	This wine put hair on my chest.	1.2069	0.04665	116	97	14	5
3163	With necks like these he should have drawn us some straws.	1.2069	0.05456	87	73	10	4
3164	I prefer Chardonnay, but it depends on what we're eating.	1.2069	0.04502	116	96	16	4
3165	If I said you have beautiful fur,would you hold it against me?	1.2069	0.04823	116	98	12	6
3166	An insouciant, haughty little merlot, quietly reminiscent of blackberries, with just a whisper of catnip.	1.2069	0.05206	87	72	12	3
3167	This wine tastes a little mousey.	1.2069	0.04665	116	99	11	6
3168	Hope you like this Cabernet Sauvignon, it’s from 1997 and you can really taste the… oh I am so sorry, I mean pspspspsps	1.2069	0.05206	87	72	12	3
3169	Look into my eyes when you say meow	1.2069	0.05206	87	72	12	3
3170	If we are going to do this, I require jewels, and full rights to mummification.	1.2069	0.04665	116	97	14	5
3171	That dinner party was the cat's pyjamas	1.2069	0.04502	116	96	16	4
3172	Now isn't this more civilized than scratching the side of the couch?	1.2066	0.04827	121	103	11	7
3173	I don’t feel like more canned food tonight, so why don’t we order your favorite mackerel, tuna, salmon, cod and anchovy pizza?”	1.2066	0.04052	121	98	21	2
3174	Love the wine you're with.	1.2066	0.04378	121	100	17	4
3175	I’m just worried because I have 9 of them but I don’t even know what I want to do with one	1.2066	0.04533	121	101	15	5
3176	To be honest, these blind dates never worked out for me. The last one was a dog.	1.2066	0.04533	121	101	15	5
3177	You're right Harry. I do taste a hint of mouse on the back of my tongue	1.2066	0.04052	121	98	21	2
3178	Darren.. for the last time. I will not drink Meowlot	1.2066	0.04378	121	100	17	4
3179	I hope you like it. It’s a Catbernet.	1.2066	0.04533	121	101	15	5
3180	It's a good wine but not a great wine	1.2065	0.05017	92	76	13	3
3181	It's presumptuous. But not as presumptuous as you are.	1.2063	0.04264	126	104	18	4
3182	What's that? Tannins got your tongue?	1.2062	0.04381	97	78	18	1
3183	You’re the cats meow! No, you are!	1.2062	0.05064	97	81	12	4
3184	Cats’ pajamas, to you, too!	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
3185	If you don't like it, there's more of the Icelandic fish wine.	1.2062	0.05271	97	82	10	5
3186	I'm serving white wine because I assume you eat fish.	1.2062	0.05064	97	81	12	4
3187	It's zinfandel. Don't be a snob.	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
3188	Chat Eau?	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
3189	I appreciate this. It's rather impossible to share a fine Chateauneuf du Pape with Leopold, our Schnauzer.	1.2062	0.04381	97	78	18	1
3190	It's a garnish. A hairball.	1.2062	0.05271	97	82	10	5
3191	All my other dates were dogs.	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
3192	Thanks again for meeting me like this. The truth is, I’m an indoor man.	1.2062	0.04381	97	78	18	1
3193	Don't act like it's your first time.	1.2062	0.04620	97	81	13	3
3194	It’s a chardonnay.	1.2059	0.05276	102	87	9	6
3195	let's drink to ninth chances	1.2059	0.04692	102	84	15	3
3196	I never knew wine came in cans.	1.2059	0.05089	102	86	11	5
3197	Do you know that you're talking to a cat who's drinking wine? Can't you just let me lay around and hiss when you walk by?	1.2059	0.05089	102	86	11	5
3198	Go on—you'll still have eight left.	1.2059	0.04692	102	84	15	3
3199	Do we have to talk about it?	1.2059	0.04692	102	84	15	3
3200	It's like milk, only it's red. I'm not trying to trick you. Really.	1.2059	0.04894	102	85	13	4
3201	That was sweet. But was that you talking, or the wine?	1.2059	0.04894	102	85	13	4
3202	The glass is plastic for a reason, Loki.	1.2059	0.05276	102	87	9	6
3203	Now isn't this better than clawing the couch? It is better isn't it?	1.2059	0.04058	136	112	20	4
3204	I thought you said cat-a-tonic.	1.2059	0.05089	102	86	11	5
3205	You, um, said you were a cat lover in your profile…	1.2059	0.04894	102	85	13	4
3206	Drink, Puffy ... we're going back to Honalee!	1.2056	0.04739	107	89	14	4
3207	Was that you, or is this wine the cat’s meow?	1.2056	0.05098	107	91	10	6
3208	I only drink rose from Provence.	1.2056	0.04739	107	89	14	4
3209	It's from a Chateau	1.2056	0.04550	107	88	16	3
3210	So what's it like being a pescatarian?	1.2056	0.04351	107	87	18	2
3211	Complex nose! I detect notes of liver and mouse tail with a tunafish finish.	1.2056	0.04739	107	89	14	4
3212	But baby … it’s cold outside!	1.2056	0.04351	107	87	18	2
3213	Would you prefer we lick it out of bowls?	1.2056	0.04351	107	87	18	2
3214	Is this sparkling cider? I'm on my eighth life and should be watching out for my liver, you know.	1.2056	0.04351	107	87	18	2
3215	Here's to opening up and letting in those who love you.	1.2056	0.04739	107	89	14	4
3216	I'll practice socializing with you first.	1.2056	0.04351	107	87	18	2
3217	As I promised, for each mouse...one on the house.	1.2056	0.04922	107	90	12	5
3218	It's catnip infused"	1.2056	0.03694	107	91	14	2
3219	Mama said there'd be meows like this	1.2056	0.04144	107	88	17	2
3220	I guess I'm ready to take it to the next level	1.2056	0.04351	107	87	18	2
3221	Jarred I don’t care if it’s my 4th glass, I’m not going to “snuggle up.” Please put your shoes back on	1.2056	0.04550	107	88	16	3
3222	Don’t worry we’ll do some catnip later.	1.2055	0.04762	73	58	15	0
3223	I'm not worried about red wine stains, I just don't want cat hair on my sofa.	1.2054	0.04419	112	92	17	3
3224	Fix your eyes on the prey and then attack it when it's most vulnerable"	1.2054	0.04935	112	95	11	6
3225	If you’re going to have a glass of wine with me sitting with your bum on the couch, don’t you think you should wear pants?	1.2054	0.04769	112	94	13	5
3226	So tell me, what do you do for a living?	1.2054	0.04233	112	91	19	2
3227	So you're sure you can taste stale cellar air with a hint of rat-doo?	1.2054	0.04419	112	92	17	3
3228	It's the rat race and dog eat dog out there.	1.2054	0.04419	112	92	17	3
3229	Too much catnip?	1.2054	0.04419	112	92	17	3
3230	your profile was so unusual, i bet you get a lot of likes.	1.2054	0.04597	112	93	15	4
3231	Don't toy with my heart like it's some dead rodent	1.2054	0.04419	112	92	17	3
3232	To be honest, you don't look much like your profile picture.	1.2054	0.04419	112	92	17	3
3233	It's not often we get together like this without tuna being involved.	1.2054	0.04935	112	95	11	6
3234	Try this new Mewrlow.	1.2051	0.04298	117	96	18	3
3235	The wine is purrrrfect, but I must confess I have concerns about our age difference.	1.2051	0.04950	78	63	14	1
3236	And after the post office, since I was already out in public, I went to the grocery store. ” -Single Life with Cat, Pandemic Spring 202	1.2051	0.04785	117	99	12	6
3237	Sorry Inky, but we’re not gonna find a Pinot Noir with hints of tuna.	1.2051	0.04298	117	96	18	3
3238	Dating service said you were the "cats meow	1.2051	0.04629	117	98	14	5
3239	Woody, , , a touch of elderberry. . . and a soupcon of hairball.	1.2051	0.04467	117	97	16	4
3240	It has hints of catnip and tuna.	1.2051	0.05583	78	65	10	3
3241	I had a little difficulty swiping right.	1.2051	0.05873	78	66	8	4
3242	To Mr. Whiskers, who left us way too soon.	1.2049	0.04187	122	100	19	3
3243	I'm glad you swiped right.	1.2049	0.04346	122	101	17	4
3244	I promise this will win us first place in the next Feline and Wine Show.	1.2049	0.04346	122	101	17	4
3245	I purr-fur the Pinot Noir	1.2049	0.04346	122	101	17	4
3246	Now really Hank, it’s not so bad	1.2049	0.04346	122	101	17	4
3247	Cat got your tongue, Maybe this will loosen you up	1.2048	0.05073	83	68	13	2
3248	What are you thinking about?	1.2047	0.04378	127	106	16	5
3249	Have you seen Cujo?	1.2047	0.04378	127	106	16	5
3250	It's been fun, dear, but I met this chihuahua.	1.2047	0.04519	127	107	14	6
3251	Let's just get to know each other first.	1.2047	0.04655	127	108	12	7
3252	Listen, this was nice during lock down but this is our last evening like this.	1.2045	0.04891	88	72	14	2
3253	I’ve never met a sex kitten before.	1.2045	0.05152	88	73	12	3
3254	a newer concept: alcohol fermented from catnip	1.2045	0.04129	132	109	19	4
3255	I stomped the grapes myself.	1.2045	0.04617	88	73	13	2
3256	Yes, I know what you're thinking...not nearly chilled enough!	1.2045	0.05152	88	73	12	3
3257	Get it? You’re the “chat,” and that’s the “eau noir.”	1.2045	0.05152	88	73	12	3
3258	My last roommate was a real pig.	1.2043	0.05198	93	78	11	4
3259	Not buying the hints of caramel and catnip?	1.2043	0.04473	93	75	17	1
3260	I must agree,Clive. This cabernet is the cat's meow.	1.2043	0.04727	93	76	15	2
3261	Sorry! 'Hair of the Dog' is just a colloquial expression.	1.2043	0.05198	93	78	11	4
3262	Do you think it's a bit mousy?	1.2043	0.04204	93	74	19	0
3263	So... How is everything with you and Carol?	1.2043	0.04968	93	77	13	3
3264	I've never been catfished like this before.	1.2043	0.04968	93	77	13	3
3265	So, tell me more about this nine lives thing.	1.2043	0.04968	93	77	13	3
3266	'I'd say we just neck this and go, but I don't think either of us can.'	1.2043	0.04968	93	77	13	3
3267	You look very different without the Tinder filters. .	1.2043	0.05198	93	78	11	4
3268	Make believe we are at a bar - I have to practice in person conversation	1.2041	0.04577	98	80	16	2
3269	It's your favorite, cat-bernet.	1.2041	0.05016	98	82	12	4
3270	So, when did you start identifying as a Pit Bull?"	1.2041	0.05016	98	82	12	4
3271	How about a toast to your nine lives?	1.2041	0.04577	98	80	16	2
3272	We see each other all day at work, but I’d love to get to know you outside the bodega.	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
3273	Tell me more about your Stop Sign art, Felix.	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
3274	Bright and agile, yet volatile, with a fine emery mouthfeel.	1.2041	0.05016	98	82	12	4
3275	Who says Gen Zs struggle socially? Just look at this happy hour.	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
3276	This vintage is very hairball forward, with subtle notes of catnip and playful yarn on the palate - what do YOU think?	1.2041	0.04577	98	80	16	2
3277	I am so glad we are beyond the coffee stage.	1.2041	0.04577	98	80	16	2
3278	Lockdown ended months ago, but they both knew that dating apps can be catastrophic.	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
3279	I ran out of catnip	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
3280	so, are you a cat or a dog person?	1.2041	0.05222	98	83	10	5
3281	At least we don't look like each other, like dogs and their owners do.	1.2039	0.04851	103	86	13	4
3282	Well, even if the glass isn't all that acceptable, when was the last time you had a Bordeaux this delicious?	1.2039	0.05228	103	88	9	6
3283	Mr. Stuffels can I just tell you that I had the most ludacris day! I swear people today do the darnedest things.	1.2039	0.04851	103	86	13	4
3284	I completely understand if you don't like long walks on the beach, but do you like dogs?	1.2039	0.04650	103	85	15	3
3285	Here’s to nine lives and nine livers.	1.2039	0.04441	103	84	17	2
3286	Am I getting some pussy tonight?	1.2039	0.05043	103	87	11	5
3287	It's a good lapping wine.	1.2039	0.04221	103	83	19	1
3288	You're right. I did promise I would no longer be home once lockdown ended but guess what ?"	1.2039	0.04441	103	84	17	2
3289	Baby, you’re the cat’s meow.	1.2039	0.04221	103	83	19	1
3290	Yes I’m one hundred percent sure it’s not pronounced catbernet.	1.2039	0.04650	103	85	15	3
3291	Well, Buttons, I didn’t think that you could swipe right with those paws but here we are.	1.2039	0.04851	103	86	13	4
3292	Go get a life, Bob. Ain't giving you mine just coz I got 9.	1.2039	0.05043	103	87	11	5
3293	Yeah, those blog posts you were reading? They, uh — they actually have nothing to do with real cats…	1.2039	0.04851	103	86	13	4
3294	So this is what it feels like to be catfished	1.2039	0.04650	103	85	15	3
3295	This puppy set me back two grand. Oh, sorry, it’s just an expression.	1.2039	0.05228	103	88	9	6
3296	I told you red wine makes me catatonic.	1.2039	0.04441	103	84	17	2
3297	Let's watch the Mouseketeers on DVD.	1.2037	0.04315	108	88	18	2
3298	I'm impressed with how well you hold your liquor.	1.2037	0.04315	108	88	18	2
3299	I find it supple like you.	1.2037	0.04699	108	90	14	4
3300	Could you excuse me for a minute while I use your catbox?	1.2037	0.04511	108	89	16	3
3301	I can get you a glass of warm milk if you prefer.	1.2037	0.04110	108	87	20	1
3302	Yeah. Me too	1.2037	0.04511	108	89	16	3
3303	I’m considering running for the republication party, what do you think?	1.2035	0.04730	113	95	13	5
3304	After my fall, which wasn't 'great', I changed my last name, and now go as Humpty Ferguson.	1.2035	0.04560	113	94	15	4
3305	I thought we'd get better acquainted while the wife's out of town.	1.2035	0.04560	113	94	15	4
3306	I think you're going to like this new form of catnip. All the buzz without rolling around on the floor looking like an idiot.	1.2035	0.04383	113	93	17	3
3307	A cheeky barnyard start, giving over to a full-mouth rush of houseplant, yielding to the gentle tongue-tease of a subdued chicken-flavored "Meow-mix," culminating with a clean litter finish. I like it.	1.2035	0.04560	113	94	15	4
3308	Italian red with notes of mouse. Meow?	1.2034	0.04092	118	96	20	2
3309	The letterbox in the den is MINE,Harold.	1.2034	0.04898	118	101	10	7
3310	If I had to guess, I'd say you are on Life 5.0	1.2034	0.04593	118	99	14	5
3311	And that's why it's not a pyramid scheme.	1.2034	0.04593	118	99	14	5
3312	It was 1986 and Morris was sitting right here.	1.2034	0.04092	118	96	20	2
3313	Since COVID, I've felt like we're ready to take this to the next level.	1.2033	0.04465	123	103	15	5
3314	Oy” this is going to increase my regularly scheduled NapTime	1.2033	0.04313	123	102	17	4
3315	'Perhaps you would prefer a nice bowl of Merlot".	1.2031	0.03899	128	104	22	2
3316	I miss your Zoom happy hours.	1.2031	0.04486	128	108	14	6
3317	I think the wine is making you catatonic.	1.2030	0.04100	133	112	16	5
3318	So… are you into being grabbed?	1.2030	0.04100	133	110	19	4
3319	Gee, I thought you'd be more excited that I am going permanently remote for work.	1.2024	0.05019	84	69	13	2
3320	I hope he is not thinking what I am thinking	1.2024	0.05019	84	69	13	2
3321	You're right-- the old sofa was much more comfortable ...	1.2024	0.05297	84	70	11	3
3322	Here’s to a fine wine and a finer feline.	1.2022	0.05099	89	74	12	3
3323	So you see, my daddy issues are much like your own	1.2022	0.04570	89	72	16	1
3324	I just need my hand back for a moment.	1.2022	0.04842	89	73	14	2
3325	I’m hybrid. How about you?	1.2022	0.05099	89	74	12	3
3326	You look a bit different than your profile pic	1.2022	0.04282	89	71	18	0
3327	It has notes of catnip, so it's a bit frisky. I'm sure you'll be amused by its pretensions.	1.2021	0.04920	94	78	13	3
3328	I think I like you because we have the same body type.	1.2021	0.05147	94	79	11	4
3329	I hear it’s an excellent Meow-lot.	1.2021	0.04430	94	76	17	1
3330	You are right. 2014. Oaky with a hint of tuna.	1.2021	0.04682	94	77	15	2
3331	Wait until you hear what happened while you were at work today.	1.2021	0.04920	94	78	13	3
3332	No way am I gonna lay on my back, writhe around making kittenish sounds, my belly exposed. Wait, did you say “tuna?”	1.2021	0.04920	94	78	13	3
3333	Can we watch Bridgerton now?	1.2021	0.05365	94	80	9	5
3334	So, tell me. Just how jellicle are you T.S	1.2021	0.04682	94	77	15	2
3335	I need more wine before we go caterwauling.	1.2021	0.05365	94	80	9	5
3336	And then I moved to Indianapolis	1.2021	0.04682	94	77	15	2
3337	Yours is rat blood.	1.2021	0.04920	94	78	13	3
3338	I know it's not cream but it's an excellent Shiraz--trust me.	1.2021	0.04920	94	78	13	3
3339	I was hoping the Wine might make you receptive to some heavy petting	1.2021	0.04430	94	76	17	1
3340	This look is perfect—You were already a snob.	1.2021	0.04682	94	77	15	2
3341	Office Happy Hour 🍷	1.2021	0.04682	94	77	15	2
3342	Do you think we need to buy a lamp?	1.2020	0.04056	99	79	20	0
3343	First date. Catfished.	1.2020	0.04536	99	81	16	2
3344	This is the closest you've ever been to me.	1.2020	0.04536	99	81	16	2
3345	Man, this sip's better than catnip!	1.2020	0.04302	99	80	18	1
3346	Uh, Sebastian, you should get out more.	1.2020	0.04969	99	83	12	4
3347	I feel unqualified to be your pet sitter.	1.2019	0.04402	104	85	17	2
3348	It's vintage Mackerel.	1.2019	0.04808	104	87	13	4
3349	Nice feathery body, with perhaps a note of cherry and sparrow?	1.2019	0.04402	104	85	17	2
3350	I'd like to toast to our commitment to better recognizing our individual needs in the future	1.2019	0.03955	104	83	21	0
3351	Yes, there is a hint of mouse and yarn, but still the floral and fruity scents dominate.	1.2019	0.04609	104	86	15	3
3352	It's MosCATo. Your favorite.	1.2019	0.04808	104	87	13	4
3353	Trust me…it’s better than a catnap!	1.2019	0.05182	104	89	9	6
3354	Sometimes I feel like I'm a dog trapped in a cat's body.	1.2019	0.04609	104	86	15	3
3355	Just so you know I think of you as a house mate, not a house pet.	1.2019	0.04609	104	86	15	3
3356	Why can't I just drink alone?	1.2019	0.04402	104	85	17	2
3357	No, it’s not a Pink Catawba.	1.2019	0.04609	104	86	15	3
3358	Practicing social skills post lock down.	1.2019	0.04808	104	87	13	4
3359	Definitely Sauvignon Blanc... New Zealand... The cat pee note is really hitting the mark	1.2019	0.04609	104	88	12	4
3360	I sense that you are upset my boss sent me back in the office this week…come sit.	1.2019	0.04402	104	85	17	2
3361	Monogamy	1.2019	0.04808	104	87	13	4
3362	While the mice are away...	1.2018	0.04280	109	89	18	2
3363	If it's flat, it's because you have been lapping it for over an hour.	1.2018	0.04076	109	88	20	1
3364	It’s a sort of cat nip.	1.2018	0.04660	109	91	14	4
3365	Regain your tongue with this libation my dear Felix"	1.2018	0.04839	109	92	12	5
3366	It's OK, I'm a little nervous too! So - how long you been on Match?	1.2018	0.04474	109	90	16	3
3367	Here is to your 9th life Mr. Kitty	1.2018	0.04280	109	89	18	2
3368	It's a Catnip; pretty close to a Syrah or good old fashioned homemade Dandelion wine.	1.2018	0.04076	109	93	13	3
3369	Sorry, I got the most expensive catbernet they had.	1.2018	0.04280	109	89	18	2
3370	The mouth-feel is on the furry side.	1.2018	0.04660	109	91	14	4
3371	Hey, the deal was one glass of Bordeaux Pauillac for every mouse caught. This is gas station Shiraz!	1.2018	0.04474	109	90	16	3
3372	I think it’s time we switched to Fancy Feast… your thoughts?	1.2018	0.03775	114	91	23	0
3373	Would it be asking too much that you pick up the fur balls?	1.2018	0.03976	114	92	21	1
3374	Before we commit to living together, what are your feelings about shredding furniture?	1.2018	0.04166	114	93	19	2
3375	We need to stop seeing each other like this	1.2018	0.04692	114	96	13	5
3376	So I says “Listen Rufus, you’re just not my type.” And that was the end of it.	1.2017	0.04398	119	99	16	4
3377	I really wish you weren't so catty.	1.2017	0.03496	119	96	23	0
3378	Just shred the sofa if you want a refill.	1.2017	0.04398	119	99	16	4
3379	This may be the wine talking, but I think it's time for us to stick our necks out.	1.2016	0.04432	124	104	15	5
3380	No, Cabernet, with a "b.'	1.2016	0.04126	124	102	19	3
3381	It goes well with fish...	1.2016	0.04454	129	109	14	6
3382	She was going to come over. But then she called at the last minute and said her cat was having a meltdown and she just had to be there for her.	1.2015	0.04208	134	112	17	5
3383	I thought this would be a good way for us to talk about the 'big' issue in the house - boundaries.	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
3384	Thanks for making dinner. I just loved the barely-alive mouse ragu.	1.2000	0.04714	100	83	14	3
3385	Fish? I was thinking fruit forward.	1.2000	0.04264	100	81	18	1
3386	My last cat was a Himalayan, but I've never heard of a sommelier. Where's that?	1.2000	0.04954	105	89	11	5
3387	Yeah, it's legal - in cat years.	1.2000	0.04364	105	86	17	2
3388	Sorry, I never have the right saucer.	1.2000	0.04793	90	74	14	2
3389	I wasn't thinking 'cat' when I went on the dating app, but your profile spoke to me.	1.2000	0.04872	95	79	13	3
3390	I just wanted to thank you for being my pod for the last two years!”	1.2000	0.04621	110	92	14	4
3391	We really have it all.	1.2000	0.04134	115	94	19	2
3392	Don't you love it when Pepe Lepew falls in love with a cat?	1.2000	0.04954	105	89	11	5
3393	Uh huh, tell me more about your trip to France.	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
3394	I know it's not milk, but trust me, it's just as effective.	1.2000	0.04487	115	96	15	4
3395	...and so I said, 'feelin' better? I'm feline great!'	1.2000	0.04437	110	91	16	3
3396	I’m feline fine.	1.2000	0.04043	110	89	20	1
3397	How did you like dinner?	1.2000	0.04495	100	82	16	2
3398	So you just discovered wine in your ninth life?	1.2000	0.04714	100	83	14	3
3399	Ah, here we are. This is nice. The website said you are a "purrfect" match. I like what I see so far!	1.2000	0.04096	125	103	19	3
3400	If you're going to keep lapping up my wine you might as well learn to hold your own wine glass.	1.2000	0.04798	110	93	12	5
3401	We're just always together."	1.2000	0.04766	105	88	13	4
3402	At first, there’s a fruit forward rendering followed by an arousal on the mid-palate. Do you even have a mid-palate?	1.2000	0.04654	115	97	13	5
3403	Just think of it as catnip in a glass.	1.2000	0.04149	105	85	19	1
3404	Then I said, "Dawg, you can't do that."	1.2000	0.05500	85	72	9	4
3405	So are you a she-cat?	1.2000	0.04714	100	83	14	3
3406	Oh please, I said IT was full bodied	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
3407	I assume you like mus-cat-o.	1.2000	0.04314	115	95	17	3
3408	Don't worry, yours is a Purrlot.	1.2000	0.04569	105	89	12	4
3409	You won't believe the week I've had.	1.2000	0.04364	120	100	16	4
3410	I met Bulgakov once, many years ago	1.2000	0.05519	90	77	8	5
3411	Why yes. I am hard up.	1.2000	0.04872	95	79	13	3
3412	So, when I heard you were a “nice pussy” this isn’t what I had in mind.	1.2000	0.04954	105	89	11	5
3413	I was just thinking, isn’t Pet Tinder amazing?	1.2000	0.04149	105	85	19	1
3414	Trust me, there's no real hair of the dog in it.	1.2000	0.03831	110	88	22	0
3415	That may work with your dates but it doesn't fly with me.	1.2000	0.04364	105	86	17	2
3416	Do you detect notes of cat pee?	1.2000	0.04149	105	85	19	1
3417	You look different in person too!	1.2000	0.04872	95	79	13	3
3418	Stop Complaining with the eyes...I gave you Pinot Noir yesterday	1.2000	0.04134	115	94	19	2
3419	First off, I got to tell you, that nine-lives thing is a bunch of crap.	1.2000	0.04437	110	91	16	3
3420	Fruity with a hint of nip	1.2000	0.05737	80	68	8	4
3421	Really, 8am to 4pm? I’m more 11am to 7pm.	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
3422	I should probably tell you that I just ate a fistful of mushrooms.	1.2000	0.04924	100	84	12	4
3423	I thought this would make it easier to ask you to dog-sit this weekend.	1.2000	0.04149	105	85	19	1
3424	Trust me George, this will be a long weekend.	1.2000	0.03681	105	85	20	0
3425	it’s a cat-bernet. Do you get it?	1.2000	0.04364	105	86	17	2
3426	We all need to go back to work now so our day drinking needs to stop.	1.2000	0.04495	100	82	16	2
3427	You’re even judging my wine choice, aren’t you?	1.2000	0.04264	100	81	18	1
3428	Hey there, come here often?	1.2000	0.04766	105	88	13	4
3429	It’s so great to finally meet you in person and see the face behind your mask but you look smaller than I imagined…	1.2000	0.05312	95	81	9	5
3430	You must be confused, I'm not that kind of pussy!	1.2000	0.05318	100	86	8	6
3431	Meoww meoww, absolutely meoww, Tom	1.2000	0.04495	100	82	16	2
3432	If loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be right	1.2000	0.04314	115	95	17	3
3433	She has a cat, too, and I think you’ll get along with them both so well.	1.2000	0.04389	95	77	17	1
3434	Just to let you know, I never pet on the first date.	1.2000	0.04569	105	87	15	3
3435	You liked it in Napa.	1.2000	0.04793	90	74	14	2
3436	Looks like we’ve both put on some weight.	1.2000	0.03922	105	84	21	0
3437	You’re right, this glass of catnip is making me a little tipsy.	1.2000	0.04244	110	90	18	2
3438	This is my special milk	1.2000	0.04149	105	85	19	1
3439	Does yours have cat hair in it too?	1.2000	0.04134	115	94	19	2
3440	I don't know, Seth, maybe that last batch of catnip was bad, but this Pinot seems a bit off.	1.1985	0.04115	131	109	18	4
3441	I try to see opportunities from my clients' perspectives.	1.1983	0.04487	121	102	14	5
3442	I am very sorry but they were all out of caternet.	1.1983	0.03640	121	100	20	1
3443	You look shorter than your tinder picture	1.1983	0.04001	121	99	20	2
3444	Fostering kittens is a lot harder than you thought.	1.1983	0.04452	116	97	15	4
3445	No. It's fine. My wife lets our house cats on the sofa all the time.	1.1983	0.04452	116	97	15	4
3446	Well I have hints of rat with a back-taste of sparrow.	1.1983	0.04617	116	98	13	5
3447	I'm so happy we could take this time go get to know one another a little better.	1.1983	0.04280	116	96	17	3
3448	'A lively moment with cat, while the world stops appreciating life'.	1.1983	0.04617	116	98	13	5
3449	Felix,you're always such a good listener.	1.1982	0.04758	111	94	12	5
3450	And so, are you new to computer dating?	1.1982	0.04758	111	94	12	5
3451	So then I said: 'Stop being such a dog, buddy' and he just stared at me, ya know.	1.1982	0.04582	111	93	14	4
3452	I can't believe I didn't think of having a wine tasting evening myself.	1.1982	0.04582	111	93	14	4
3453	Sit closer? Does he actually believe cats do as they're told? Creepy, but also hot. I'm in.	1.1982	0.04582	111	93	14	4
3454	This pairs nicely with lasagna.	1.1982	0.04582	111	93	14	4
3455	I’m so glad your schedule opened up so we could spend some time together, Mr. Whiskers.	1.1982	0.04400	111	92	16	3
3456	It's a catbernet.	1.1981	0.04724	106	89	13	4
3457	Hang in there, only a few lives to go.	1.1981	0.04724	106	89	13	4
3458	I think this wine goes perfectly with your cat chow.	1.1981	0.04530	106	88	15	3
3459	You'll find it's much better than catnip.	1.1981	0.04114	106	86	19	1
3460	Just a nice buttery Chardonnay to toast you in your new home!	1.1981	0.04530	106	88	15	3
3461	It's a 1945 Mouse--bold, yet reminiscent of basement walls.	1.1981	0.04724	106	89	13	4
3462	Not to make this weird, but I'm getting a cat piss aroma.	1.1981	0.04911	106	90	11	5
3463	Smell is better than taste.	1.1981	0.05090	106	91	9	6
3464	What's it like to know you have nine lives?" Robert Weingast Manhattan, New York	1.1981	0.04724	106	89	13	4
3465	So,how long have you been online dating?	1.1981	0.04911	106	90	11	5
3466	What a beautiful pussy you are/you are/you are...now that's poetry and I am no owl	1.1981	0.04911	106	90	11	5
3467	Want to hear how Kathmandu trip went?	1.1981	0.05090	106	91	9	6
3468	I knew I never should’ve trusted those dating apps…	1.1981	0.04327	106	87	17	2
3469	You don’t have to get me drunk to tell you the truth. Yes, I would eat you if you died.	1.1981	0.04911	106	90	11	5
3470	You don't have to drink the wine, but it makes me feel like you are more engaged when you are staring at me.	1.1981	0.04724	106	89	13	4
3471	I don’t wanna talk about climate change, Greg. It’s your mess to sort	1.1981	0.04530	106	88	15	3
3472	Have you, as a wine-loving cat with thumbs, ever made love to an egg that has been cursed with sentience by a mad scientist?	1.1980	0.04671	101	84	14	3
3473	Yes it feels strange, but I’ve helped hundreds of cats achieve Peak Aloofness!	1.1980	0.04879	101	85	12	4
3474	Sorry I couldn't find a suitable mouse."	1.1980	0.04454	101	83	16	2
3475	Did you ever get the feeling that someone is looking at you funny, and then you realize that it's just you and the cat?	1.1980	0.04879	101	85	12	4
3476	This cab sauv would pair nicely with the bird I brought you earlier	1.1980	0.04879	101	85	12	4
3477	My Mom doesn't like when I drink alone	1.1980	0.04671	101	84	14	3
3478	I never purr on a first date.	1.1980	0.04671	101	84	14	3
3479	Humor me. I don't like to drink alone.	1.1980	0.05078	101	86	10	5
3480	Oh come on, "The Power of the Dog" was a great movie!	1.1980	0.04879	101	85	12	4
3481	Whoever said that the dog is man's best friend?	1.1980	0.04226	101	82	18	1
3482	I rather enjoying being catty once in a while, don't you?	1.1980	0.04671	101	84	14	3
3483	Don't worry, you'll find another human.	1.1980	0.04454	101	83	16	2
3484	You may have noticed I'm a cat person.	1.1980	0.04454	101	83	16	2
3485	Would it be terribly cliche if I said this wine is purrrfect right now	1.1980	0.04879	101	85	12	4
3486	Well, Dixie our last cat preferred it to catnip!	1.1979	0.04593	96	79	15	2
3487	Having a cat around might ease my empty nesting doll syndrome.	1.1979	0.04826	96	80	13	3
3488	It's Ok. We're socially distanced and two of us doesn't constitute a party	1.1979	0.04826	96	80	13	3
3489	Yes of course. The woody and fruity notes should pair excellently with both goldfish and mouse.	1.1979	0.04826	96	80	13	3
3490	The label says that it pairs nicely with fur.	1.1979	0.04593	96	79	15	2
3491	We were all out of milk	1.1979	0.04826	96	80	13	3
3492	Yeah, I know white wine goes with fish, but I just want you to try a bit of red. A whole new world!	1.1979	0.04826	96	80	13	3
3493	“I promise I will get a job soon and leave you alone with my problems”	1.1979	0.04348	96	78	17	1
3494	Am glad you told them, you had a working weekend	1.1979	0.04826	96	80	13	3
3495	So, you and I have been friends for a long time now...	1.1978	0.04199	91	73	18	0
3496	No, we don’t have a wine bowl.”	1.1978	0.04996	91	76	12	3
3497	Just one nip at a time should do it.	1.1978	0.04745	91	75	14	2
3498	Now that we're comfortable - let's talk about everyone pulling our weight here.	1.1977	0.04625	86	70	15	1
3499	They call me Socks.	1.1977	0.05183	86	72	11	3
3500	If you allow me, I can do human tricks.	1.1977	0.05183	86	72	11	3
3501	Thank you. The catnip just wasn’t cutting it anymore”	1.1975	0.05392	81	68	10	3
3502	So…is this your first blind date, too?	1.1975	0.05671	81	69	8	4
3503	If you'd like to sit a bit closer, I promise I won't bite. Unless you want me to.	1.1969	0.04037	127	105	19	3
3504	You're moving a little too fast for me. Why don't you put your clothes back on?	1.1969	0.04189	127	106	17	4
3505	I thought you would like the subtle bouquet of cod.	1.1967	0.04138	122	101	18	3
3506	You look a bit different than your online profile	1.1967	0.04055	122	103	15	4
3507	I think you'll find the bouquet perfect with dead birds	1.1967	0.04299	122	102	16	4
3508	Nice..and thank you Midnight for saving me the scorn of incorrectly holding my wine glass	1.1967	0.03971	122	100	20	2
3509	You may have gotten the booster but I haven’t	1.1967	0.04138	122	101	18	3
3510	This vintage teams beautifully well with kibble.	1.1966	0.04070	117	96	19	2
3511	I know, I know, I should be getting the dinner. You just sit here and purr....	1.1966	0.04070	117	96	19	2
3512	Office happy hours are really overrated.	1.1966	0.04417	117	98	15	4
3513	Might I suggest pairing this Syrah with the duck liver fancy feast?	1.1966	0.04417	117	98	15	4
3514	I'm sure this mousecatel with hints of catnip will be both timeless and passé enough for you.	1.1964	0.04718	112	95	12	5
3515	I have a thing for guys with an intact baculum.	1.1964	0.04176	112	92	18	2
3516	Look, I’m thirty three years old and you’re three years old. I know that age isn’t suppose to matter but in this case I think it does.”	1.1964	0.04545	112	94	14	4
3517	Trust me. Wine is much better than milk. And a little later I could put on some Stray Cats and we could dance?	1.1964	0.04176	112	92	18	2
3518	We're here to celebrate the first step in your becoming a human.	1.1964	0.04364	112	93	16	3
3519	I thought you'd like the note of dead mouse.	1.1964	0.03979	112	91	20	1
3520	I can offer you mouse au gratin.	1.1964	0.04545	112	94	14	4
3521	It’s a 1977 Napa Valley mew-lot.	1.1964	0.04364	112	93	16	3
3522	I usually don't pspsps on the first date...	1.1964	0.04364	112	93	16	3
3523	It's a nice blend...aged over 7 lives	1.1964	0.04176	112	92	18	2
3524	Okay, so I used a cat photo for my Tinder profile. Why do you think they call it 'cat fishing'.	1.1963	0.04290	107	88	17	2
3525	So, how’s the mouse industry these days?	1.1963	0.04868	107	91	11	5
3526	This isn’t exactly my idea of a cat nip!	1.1963	0.04683	107	90	13	4
3527	I love catnip margaritas!	1.1963	0.05384	107	94	5	8
3528	It's rated 97 points, with catnip and tuna aromas.	1.1963	0.04868	107	91	11	5
3529	I have decided to take our relationship to the next level	1.1963	0.05218	107	93	7	7
3530	My friends say I am alone because I always have them do things they really don’t want to	1.1963	0.04491	107	89	15	3
3531	I didn’t think you’d be so catty about my wine selection	1.1963	0.04290	107	88	17	2
3532	You'll like it. It's Chateau d' Milk, '43.	1.1961	0.04835	102	86	12	4
3533	Why would I poison you?	1.1961	0.04415	102	84	16	2
3534	You're the only one who gets my humor.	1.1961	0.04189	102	83	18	1
3535	It’s a dry Catini with a Catnip twist … you’ll love it!	1.1961	0.04189	102	83	18	1
3536	... so, I hope you'll consider spending of nine of your lives with me	1.1961	0.04835	102	86	12	4
3537	Maybe you should move in.	1.1961	0.04189	102	85	15	2
3538	You're not quite what I expected when I swiped left, but your purr is soothing.	1.1961	0.04189	102	83	18	1
3539	Steve, when I said I like red, I was talking about the meat for my food	1.1961	0.04415	102	84	16	2
3540	Here, Kitty. Here.	1.1961	0.05221	102	88	8	6
3541	Before we start doing this again, I wish to apologize for saying that merlot reminded me of cat piss.	1.1961	0.04415	102	86	13	3
3542	If you're done with your wine I could give your belly a nice scratch.	1.1961	0.04835	102	88	9	5
3543	I’d say it has a fresh birdlike aroma and a firm tuna body with a fine mousy finish but an unfortunate bit of a doggy aftertaste.	1.1961	0.04835	102	86	12	4
3544	It's your inner lioness that makes me shiver inside! Oh gosh!	1.1961	0.04835	102	86	12	4
3545	Tongue it gently!	1.1961	0.04523	102	87	11	4
3546	Why haven’t we done this before meow	1.1961	0.05031	102	87	10	5
3547	You know the pandemic is over, right?	1.1961	0.05031	102	87	10	5
3548	You’ve really got to get out more, Fred.	1.1961	0.04189	102	83	18	1
3549	Ruff night?	1.1961	0.03951	102	82	20	0
3550	It’s a smooth and supple red with vanilla overtones and just a hint of catnip.	1.1959	0.05000	97	82	11	4
3551	The purpose of this meeting is just to scratch the surface	1.1959	0.04550	97	80	15	2
3552	Cheers to survivng the pandemic, but you know tbis means we'll have to go out and start exercising again.	1.1959	0.04780	97	81	13	3
3553	It’s not you, it’s my return to the office schedule.	1.1959	0.04550	97	80	15	2
3554	This wine is not the cat’s meow!”	1.1959	0.05000	97	82	11	4
3555	Well, I guess a little photoshopping no Tindr isn't the worst thing.	1.1959	0.04550	97	80	15	2
3556	Dogs so cloying...and I'm ready for a mature relationship.	1.1959	0.05000	97	82	11	4
3557	Your profile mentioned you like furries.	1.1959	0.04550	97	80	15	2
3558	Because they were out of wines best paired with tuna.	1.1959	0.04550	97	80	15	2
3559	Wanna neck?	1.1959	0.04550	97	80	15	2
3560	Do you want goldfish or mice for dinner?	1.1959	0.04550	97	80	15	2
3561	A nice Chianti pairs well with a hairball.	1.1959	0.04308	97	79	17	1
3562	What’s the worst that can happen when you have eight more lives?	1.1959	0.04550	97	80	15	2
3563	This is the first step to getting you to socialize like a human.	1.1959	0.04550	97	80	15	2
3564	You’re much better company than my date would’ve been.	1.1959	0.04308	97	79	17	1
3565	‘You need to work harder on your social skills.’	1.1959	0.04780	97	81	13	3
3566	I know it looks different than mine but I promise I didn’t hide your medicine in it	1.1959	0.04550	97	80	15	2
3567	Can I pet you now? I at least gave you a drink first	1.1959	0.04550	97	80	15	2
3568	the part of my day I most look forward to	1.1959	0.04550	97	80	15	2
3569	So in my Master Sommelier test I knew it was Sauvignon Blanc because it smelled like cat pee.	1.1959	0.04780	97	81	13	3
3570	You’ll love it, it’s a box wine.	1.1957	0.04437	92	75	16	1
3571	I drink with my cat because I have no human friends.	1.1957	0.04698	92	76	14	2
3572	I am intrigued by your aura of mystery. Are you a cat or dog?	1.1957	0.04698	92	76	14	2
3573	If you want to be a more sociable animal, then wine appreciation is a good place to start	1.1957	0.04437	92	75	16	1
3574	I thought you said mousecadet. Also, I think you need to call Sheila and apologize.	1.1957	0.05182	92	78	10	4
3575	It makes you feel better about living alone with a cat."	1.1957	0.04698	92	76	14	2
3576	I think I hear the dog drinking out of the toilet . . .	1.1957	0.04698	92	76	14	2
3577	A fine year for sardine oil.	1.1957	0.04096	138	116	17	5
3578	It's like milk, but better.	1.1957	0.04437	92	75	16	1
3579	But I'm ranting; what do YOU think ?	1.1957	0.04437	92	75	16	1
3580	Necks? So yesterday.	1.1954	0.05383	87	74	9	4
3581	It's soft on the palate, with a slight fishy note.	1.1954	0.04578	87	71	15	1
3582	Just because it’s in a glass, doesn’t mean it’s better.	1.1954	0.04578	87	71	15	1
3583	It’s good we get to finally talk as grownups about these ‘dead mouse gifts’.	1.1954	0.05128	87	73	11	3
3584	C’mon, I’m curious	1.1954	0.04861	87	72	13	2
3585	Aren’t you glad you got the opposable thumb surgery?	1.1951	0.05041	82	68	12	2
3586	Necking totally is out of the question.	1.1951	0.04420	123	104	14	5
3587	So, what is the cat-astrophe of the day?"	1.1951	0.05041	82	68	12	2
3588	We can put the cushions back up when you learn to stop knocking your glass over.	1.1951	0.03942	123	101	20	2
3589	This your first time on a blind date?	1.1951	0.04267	123	103	16	4
3590	I bet you would have liked boxed wine instead	1.1949	0.04039	118	97	19	2
3591	I really don’t understand why you always have to be so finicky, it’s just a glass of wine.	1.1949	0.04383	118	99	15	4
3592	Good. Now don’t move while I bring the cheese plate.	1.1949	0.03855	118	96	21	1
3593	Red? White? Or tabby?	1.1949	0.04039	118	97	19	2
3594	Pandemic would have been so much easier with this drunk version of us	1.1949	0.04383	118	99	15	4
3595	It’s true! Cats are so much more sophisticated than dogs!	1.1948	0.05242	77	64	11	2
3596	I really don't feel like celebrating the anniversary of my neutering."	1.1947	0.04329	113	94	16	3
3597	It will lessen our inhibitions before heavy petting	1.1947	0.04142	113	93	18	2
3598	Our cocktail time won't be the same when the pandemic ends, you do know that, don't you?	1.1947	0.04329	113	94	16	3
3599	Why yes, it is a Chateau de Mouse, 2015	1.1947	0.04508	113	95	14	4
3600	You're right, the nose does have a hint of litter box.	1.1947	0.04329	113	94	16	3
3601	Sauvignon Blanc. I'm getting hints of cat pee.	1.1947	0.04329	113	94	16	3
3602	A couple of whines between furiends	1.1947	0.04329	113	94	16	3
3603	Fe-line Fine, like Fine Wine	1.1947	0.04508	113	95	14	4
3604	It’s just like milk… except it comes from grapes and you can’t put cereal in it	1.1947	0.04329	113	94	16	3
3605	Better than drinking by yourself	1.1947	0.04508	113	95	14	4
3606	First time at Couchella?	1.1947	0.04142	113	93	18	2
3607	Shall we move this to the catio ?	1.1944	0.04453	108	90	15	3
3608	Is this a miaowbec?	1.1944	0.04254	108	89	17	2
3609	You do not need a top off, you've still got plenty.	1.1944	0.04453	108	90	15	3
3610	And then she walks in on cats feet and paws me insisting I stop what I’m doing and…oh never mind, you couldn’t possibly understand.	1.1944	0.04453	108	90	15	3
3611	As your late grandfather used to say, Nothing cures a hangover like a little hair of the dog.	1.1944	0.04254	108	89	17	2
3612	Is it just me or does this wine have the aroma of hairballs?	1.1944	0.04643	108	91	13	4
3613	Think of it as liquid catnip.	1.1942	0.03917	103	87	14	2
3614	The vet said you’d enjoy a little cat nip.	1.1942	0.04588	103	86	14	3
3615	Oh dear - the dog wasn't supposed to be home this early!"	1.1942	0.04588	103	86	14	3
3616	No no no, Sam. You've got fostering all wrong.	1.1942	0.04153	103	84	18	1
3617	After today back to catnip!	1.1942	0.04791	103	87	12	4
3618	Bring the ottoman now, human.	1.1942	0.04791	103	87	12	4
3619	The spill isn’t any worse than the scratches and barf stains.	1.1942	0.04791	103	87	12	4
3620	Just because I have a dog, doesn't me I'm not a cat person too"	1.1942	0.04588	103	86	14	3
3621	Well, catnip doesn't give me a headache.	1.1942	0.04588	103	86	14	3
3622	Is this a Chat or a Merl?	1.1942	0.04153	103	84	18	1
3623	Whiner.	1.1942	0.04986	103	88	10	5
3624	I'm getting a hint of catnip in the finish.	1.1942	0.04588	103	86	14	3
3625	I’d really prefer a glass of milk.	1.1942	0.04791	103	87	12	4
3626	I have been thinking about getting a dog.	1.1942	0.04153	103	84	18	1
3627	Cheers! Here's to the hair of the dog healing us both. It's been a long 2 years.	1.1942	0.04588	103	86	14	3
3628	I hope he doesn't want to go in the hot tub later.	1.1942	0.04588	103	86	14	3
3629	You look different than your profile picture. I was going to say the same thing	1.1942	0.04376	103	85	16	2
3630	You really gotta get out more.	1.1942	0.04153	103	87	14	2
3631	Паша, не грусти. Я сбегаю еще за одной.	1.1939	0.05161	98	84	9	5
3632	Are you not impressed because of the taste or because you are a cat?	1.1939	0.04268	98	80	17	1
3633	OK, let me try this line on you...'Do you come here often?'	1.1939	0.04953	98	83	11	4
3634	It is improved catnip.	1.1939	0.04268	98	80	17	1
3635	I'm not picking up the catnip or fish but In think there is a hint of raspberry and a strong element of saddle leather on the finish.	1.1939	0.04508	98	81	15	2
3636	Let's drink to elongated necks.	1.1939	0.04508	98	81	15	2
3637	Just one shot and all your claws will reappear, I promise.	1.1939	0.05161	98	84	9	5
3638	Don't you think toasting to Spike's demise is beneath you?	1.1939	0.04508	98	81	15	2
3639	It's a fine vintage Mewrloh!	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
3640	Am I tasting a hint of catnip?	1.1939	0.04268	98	80	17	1
3641	That looks like a different catnip	1.1935	0.05130	93	79	10	4
3642	Okay. You get to have wine. So what do I get?	1.1935	0.04897	93	78	12	3
3643	How would you feel about being BEST friends?	1.1935	0.03506	93	78	14	1
3644	You’re certainly the cat’s meow!	1.1935	0.05130	93	79	10	4
3645	One more of these and you'll look like Halle Berry.	1.1935	0.04897	93	78	12	3
3646	Drink up. We need a new viral video.	1.1935	0.04652	93	77	14	2
3647	It's not just you. I can't -- and won't -- go out again either.	1.1935	0.04394	93	76	16	1
3648	It doesn't stink like a wet chow. It has an earthy bouquet.	1.1935	0.04394	93	76	16	1
3649	You’ll like it- fishy with a hint of gym socks.	1.1935	0.05130	93	79	10	4
3650	It's a Chat au L'amour	1.1935	0.04897	93	78	12	3
3651	You expect me to drink this swill?	1.1935	0.04387	124	105	14	5
3652	Relax, my portion is exactly the same as yours.	1.1933	0.04509	119	101	13	5
3653	After a few sips, perhaps you’ll sit closer.	1.1933	0.04182	119	99	17	3
3654	Say, is there a hairball in yours too or is it just mine? I gotta say that it adds texture.	1.1933	0.04008	119	98	19	2
3655	It's from a box so it should pair nicely with a hairball.	1.1932	0.05326	88	75	9	4
3656	Cabernet without -Berne- spells Cat!	1.1932	0.05075	88	74	11	3
3657	And then I told her, that dress was a cat-astrophe.	1.1932	0.05075	88	74	11	3
3658	I agree. This vintage is cat piss.	1.1932	0.05566	88	76	7	5
3659	I'm picking up notes of mouse, possibly oak, robin and a touch of spring fir.	1.1932	0.04531	88	72	15	1
3660	So rare to find somebody else who likes both sweet Grenache and licking themselves	1.1932	0.04810	88	73	13	2
3661	I know you'd prefer a stemless wine saucer, but it's not proper for company.	1.1932	0.05075	88	74	11	3
3662	Ok I might look a little different than my photos, but I wouldn’t go so far as to say I’m a catfish.	1.1932	0.04810	88	73	13	2
3663	Now all we need is a little pollen for my allergy trifecta.	1.1930	0.04109	114	96	15	3
3664	yes, it smells like it, but it doesn't taste like it.	1.1930	0.04471	114	96	14	4
3665	This is a Chateau Chat 2020. A young, surprising wine that has the same quality as the well known Cat Tower 2015, 149th floor.	1.1930	0.04471	114	96	14	4
3666	...if you really don't like it, I'll go get the Merlot.	1.1930	0.03712	114	92	22	0
3667	Really? Still judging me? You're a cat holding a wine glass.	1.1930	0.04109	114	94	18	2
3668	..."Well I know, Oscar. I couldn't afford the better wine. To our third scratch-proof couch!"	1.1930	0.03916	114	93	20	1
3669	So…about the weekend. Where shall we begin while I was out?	1.1930	0.04471	114	96	14	4
3670	Yep. This wine definitely brings the feline out of you....	1.1928	0.05544	83	71	8	4
3671	Why no, I’ve never tried catnip.	1.1928	0.04681	83	68	14	1
3672	I cut off your balls.	1.1927	0.04604	109	92	13	4
3673	So, tell me about yourself.	1.1927	0.04604	109	92	13	4
3674	How does a cat nip compare to cat nap?	1.1927	0.04219	109	90	17	2
3675	You cats live such interesting lives	1.1927	0.04219	109	90	17	2
3676	Just relax and enjoy being the first cat with opposable thumbs.	1.1927	0.04604	109	92	13	4
3677	I'm happy we're taking our relationship to the next level	1.1927	0.04416	109	91	15	3
3678	Got legs, but a bit of a mousey flavor on the palate don't you think?	1.1927	0.04416	109	91	15	3
3679	Asked you how you liked the wine. Cat got your tongue?” “Meow.	1.1927	0.04604	109	92	13	4
3680	Wassamatter cat got your tongue?	1.1927	0.04604	109	92	13	4
3681	I was promised a fancy feast	1.1927	0.04416	109	91	15	3
3682	Stop wine-ing! I said cocktail, not cat tail.	1.1923	0.04749	104	88	12	4
3683	I just don’t see the resemblance.	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
3684	So, you scratch here often?	1.1923	0.04338	104	86	16	2
3685	I had no idea you felt that way about me.	1.1923	0.04749	104	88	12	3
3686	Isn't that a purrfect wine	1.1923	0.04338	104	88	13	3
3687	So, I was chasing my tail on one project when the boss chokes up this fur balled idea to build a better mouse trap. Anyway, how was your day?	1.1923	0.04338	104	86	16	2
3688	Wine always helps with me. There's no better way to get you back on a normal cycle of 18 hours of sleep a day.	1.1923	0.04749	104	88	12	4
3689	It's behind the kitchen stove. You can power your nose there.	1.1923	0.04749	104	88	12	4
3690	So what would you pair this bold red with? And don’t keep saying kibble.	1.1923	0.04749	104	88	12	4
3691	Silly kitty! Go ahead! There’s no cat pee in there!”	1.1923	0.04338	104	86	16	2
3692	I think we make a purrfect couple.	1.1923	0.04548	104	87	14	3
3693	A one litterbox apartment is a dealbreaker.	1.1923	0.04338	104	86	16	2
3694	This merlot has notes of catnip and a tuna finish.	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
3695	You are the purrrfect roommate.	1.1923	0.04548	104	87	14	3
3696	I’ve totally been misreading your vibe.	1.1923	0.03635	104	88	15	1
3697	Do I want you to pet me right now or am I just drunk?	1.1923	0.04338	104	86	16	2
3698	Feel like going 'out-out'?	1.1923	0.04338	104	86	16	2
3699	Let's talk boundaries.	1.1923	0.04338	104	86	16	2
3700	Don’t worry, I don’t pet on the first date.	1.1923	0.04749	104	88	12	4
3701	This wine club I joined during quarantine just never gets old.	1.1920	0.04047	125	104	18	3
3702	Can I be completely honest with you?	1.1920	0.04204	125	105	16	4
3703	Has a hint of cat nip	1.1920	0.03715	125	102	22	1
3704	Next time you let me share the sofa we’ll try the Chardonnay	1.1920	0.03885	125	103	20	2
3705	Well, here we are on our third date and all. So will you nap with me?	1.1919	0.04906	99	84	11	4
3706	This is just really hard . I don't know how to break it to you . I loved your mother very much ,but you were adopted .	1.1919	0.04466	99	82	15	2
3707	Care for another catnip	1.1919	0.04229	99	81	17	1
3708	You want to make a swooshing motion when you lap it up.	1.1919	0.04466	99	82	15	2
3709	I’m thinking we should slow things down.	1.1919	0.03978	99	80	19	0
3710	The guy at the wine store said it has notes of catnip and a mousy body.	1.1919	0.05112	99	85	9	5
3711	I know. But believe me, it’s Sauvignon Blanc.	1.1919	0.04691	99	83	13	3
3712	I won't tell her you've been up here if you won't.	1.1919	0.04691	99	83	13	3
3713	I made it just for you, non-alcoholic with a catnip garnish.	1.1919	0.04466	99	82	15	2
3714	Go ahead; it's only three percent catnip.	1.1919	0.04691	99	83	13	3
3715	My last relationship was with a real bitch.	1.1919	0.04466	99	82	15	2
3716	Chat Noir meet Pinot Noir.	1.1919	0.04691	99	83	13	3
3717	We can just take it one claw at a time.	1.1919	0.04466	99	82	15	2
3718	The catnip appetizer I made pairs good with this Bordeaux	1.1917	0.04475	120	102	13	5
3719	So, how’s lives been?	1.1917	0.03977	120	99	19	2
3720	When I invited you over for a little nip, I was not talking botanicals.	1.1917	0.04150	120	100	17	3
3721	Agreed. It's not the best Merlot.	1.1917	0.04475	120	102	13	5
3722	If you think this glass of wine is going to make me accept you want another cat	1.1917	0.03977	120	99	19	2
3723	It's just you and meow.	1.1915	0.05079	94	80	10	4
3724	See, isn't this better than drinking alone?	1.1915	0.04351	94	77	16	1
3725	Parcheesi or twister ?	1.1915	0.04607	94	78	14	2
3726	On your profile picture you looked a lot bigger.	1.1915	0.04607	94	78	14	2
3727	Drink up little kitty. I’m not going to bite.	1.1915	0.04849	94	79	12	3
3728	Come sit closer so I can scratch you behind your ears. I promise not to spill your wine.	1.1915	0.04849	94	79	12	3
3729	I know it's tough without opposable thumbs but you seem to knead a drink.	1.1915	0.04607	94	78	14	2
3730	Don't worry - I won't ask you to get any closer.	1.1915	0.04607	94	78	14	2
3731	I know you are a cat, but give it a taste. Think of it as the milk mod the vine.	1.1915	0.04607	94	78	14	2
3732	Yes, it does taste exactly like that, but actually it's chenin blanc.	1.1915	0.05079	94	80	10	4
3733	''Just for today, you can sip on the couch''	1.1915	0.04607	94	78	14	2
3734	This isn’t really what I expected when I swatted left on you.	1.1915	0.04607	94	78	14	2
3735	Friends come and go but cats will always stay.	1.1915	0.04607	94	78	14	2
3736	About 2,200 catbernet jokes left if you must know	1.1915	0.04849	94	79	12	3
3737	And I told him I just couldn’t see it working out if he’s not a cat person.	1.1915	0.04849	94	79	12	3
3738	Flelix realized he may have let Jerry take his petting too far.	1.1915	0.04849	94	79	12	3
3739	Yeah, well I'm not going to go do THAT, at least without a drink first.	1.1913	0.04077	115	95	18	2
3740	We could have done this on Zoom	1.1913	0.04169	115	98	13	4
3741	So this is bachelor life	1.1913	0.04435	115	97	14	4
3742	Ruff day too huh?	1.1910	0.05270	89	76	9	4
3743	I just feel that adopting a puppy would add something to our relationship.	1.1910	0.04761	89	74	13	2
3744	I hope this natural wine is mousy enough for you.	1.1910	0.05270	89	76	9	4
3745	We’re toasting surviving your eighth brush with death. Why so glum?	1.1910	0.04761	89	74	13	2
3746	Wow! Ten Paws, nine lives and thou.	1.1910	0.04761	89	74	13	2
3747	My life has gone to the dogs. Can you help?	1.1910	0.05022	89	75	11	3
3748	And then she said she was a “dog person.” I really need to update my Hinge filters.	1.1910	0.04761	89	74	13	2
3749	What's the problem this time? You're giving the wine the same stink eye you give when I try to offer you store brand cat food.	1.1909	0.04379	110	94	12	4
3750	Just want you to know that I forgive you for what you did to my slippers.	1.1909	0.04184	110	91	17	2
3751	I understand that boxed wine carries an unpleasant association.	1.1909	0.03536	110	96	11	3
3752	It was a very good year for mice, I hear.	1.1909	0.04565	110	93	13	4
3753	A sleepy little wine with just a hint of mouse. Good choice.	1.1909	0.04184	110	91	17	2
3754	I can't wait to see your famous scratchings."	1.1909	0.04917	110	95	9	6
3755	Furballs are simply a natural thing…… there’s nothing to be embarrassed about.	1.1909	0.04184	110	91	17	2
3756	Pairs beautifully with fur ball.	1.1909	0.04184	110	91	17	2
3757	No, the vintner didn't describe it as 'mousy.'	1.1909	0.04379	110	92	15	3
3758	Not to worry. I don't shed.	1.1909	0.04184	110	91	17	2
3759	Dude, you look fat.	1.1909	0.04917	110	95	9	6
3760	You might like this one, the vineyard had a serious rat problem during this harvest year.	1.1909	0.04565	110	93	13	4
3761	I hate to break this to you, but our pandemic based- relationship is ending, they're making me come back to the office.	1.1909	0.04379	110	92	15	3
3762	I figured you’d prefer a catbernet	1.1909	0.04379	110	92	15	3
3763	They sound exotic, but I'm not sold on canary appetizers." Joel Bartow, Parkland, F	1.1905	0.04018	126	105	18	3
3764	Are you always this catty when you drink, Joe?	1.1905	0.04931	84	70	12	2
3765	catnip tastes better from a goblet	1.1905	0.05738	84	73	6	5
3766	How long have you known fluffy?	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
3767	I think you'll like it. It's a nippy little wine.	1.1905	0.04300	105	87	16	2
3768	well here's to the hair of the dog!	1.1905	0.04300	105	87	16	2
3769	There's something about your eyes . . .	1.1905	0.04631	84	69	14	1
3770	I think you’ll like it. It’s a Cat-bernet Sauvignon.	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
3771	This is never going to work.	1.1905	0.03851	105	90	13	2
3772	Another cat-tini?	1.1905	0.04707	105	89	12	4
3773	There is more than one way to skin a purr-not noir.	1.1905	0.05214	84	71	10	3
3774	So then I had two green squares and one yellow...	1.1905	0.03851	105	85	20	0
3775	Have you read anything good lately?	1.1905	0.04897	105	90	10	5
3776	An emotional support animal	1.1905	0.04300	105	87	16	2
3777	This one is full-bodied and has legs	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
3778	It's better than talking to myself, single life during the pandemic.	1.1905	0.04707	105	89	12	4
3779	Thanks, but I prefer spilled Wine	1.1905	0.04707	105	89	12	4
3780	Meow darrrling, come purrch next to me!	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
3781	I know, let me tell you what the dog did today?	1.1905	0.04631	84	69	14	1
3782	Tuesdays, am I right?	1.1901	0.04282	121	102	15	4
3783	Why don't you garnish my cocktail with fish?	1.1900	0.04191	100	82	17	1
3784	I don't mean to whine, but is this wine Meowlot?	1.1900	0.04191	100	82	17	1
3785	You'll find it's a Catbernet with hints of catnip and hairball and a mouse breath finish.	1.1900	0.04861	100	85	11	4
3786	Trust me, a whiff of cat's pee is desirable in a Sauvignon Blanc.	1.1900	0.04191	100	82	17	1
3787	Here's to sharing your nine lives!	1.1900	0.04191	100	82	17	1
3788	I thought you'd appreciate the tanager notes.	1.1900	0.04191	100	82	17	1
3789	Some day you will ask, "who let the dogs out"	1.1900	0.04426	100	83	15	2
3790	Think of it as the hair of the dog that bit you.	1.1900	0.04861	100	85	11	4
3791	I know it's swill but the sooner you finish that, the sooner you'll get the box.	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
3792	Forgive me, I haven't had nip since college	1.1900	0.04191	100	84	14	2
3793	Sorry Im so catty tonight.	1.1900	0.04861	100	85	11	4
3794	Sorry, I thought you said “Merlot”.	1.1900	0.04426	100	83	15	2
3795	Sorry, we're all out of cat nip.	1.1900	0.04426	100	83	15	2
3796	I thought you were supposed to be out with Brian tonight.	1.1900	0.04861	100	85	11	4
3797	It pairs perfectly with mousse, you’ll see.	1.1900	0.04191	100	82	17	1
3798	If you had told me you were using the cat filter, I would never have agreed to meet in person	1.1900	0.04426	100	83	15	2
3799	You’re intoxicated, Charles. Your petting wouldn’t mean anything.	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
3800	Here's to a flea-free summer/year.	1.1897	0.04045	116	96	18	2
3801	Just try it, they say it’s better than catnip….	1.1897	0.04226	116	97	16	3
3802	Pouilly-Fuisse!" "Pouilly-Fuisse!" "I know it's not as clever, but that's how it's pronounced.	1.1897	0.04226	116	97	16	3
3803	Are you picking up those subtle notes of catnip?	1.1897	0.03855	116	95	20	1
3804	Bill: “Do you like Pinot Noir?” Shadow: “I mean, I am a black cat.”	1.1897	0.04400	116	98	14	4
3805	…and then I said, ‘.. you want a relationship? In this economy?’	1.1897	0.04226	116	97	16	3
3806	You realize that the likes we get keeps us in the fancy food.	1.1895	0.04802	95	80	12	3
3807	I've asked you time and time again: why do we have to drink rainwater?	1.1895	0.04802	95	80	12	3
3808	It's an amusing little vintage, with hints of catnip and mouse fur.	1.1895	0.04802	95	80	12	3
3809	Are you trying to get me drunk?	1.1895	0.04310	95	78	16	1
3810	Catnip?! My gosh, no. I’m not Bill Cosby. … Why?	1.1895	0.05030	95	81	10	4
3811	It's an unassuming red, with notes of catnip.	1.1895	0.04563	95	79	14	2
3812	It's not a Shiraz, it's a... ... Cat-ernet. Get it? See, like cab.... oh. You get it.	1.1895	0.04802	95	82	9	4
3813	This is NOT the hairball blend.	1.1895	0.04563	95	79	14	2
3814	It's a precocious little Mousecatel with a sumptuous perfume of rodent and just a hint of baby sparrow.	1.1895	0.04310	95	78	16	1
3815	So, I wanted to ask you about your cousin, the one everyone calls “Bitchy Cat.”	1.1895	0.05030	95	81	10	4
3816	It just doesn’t feel right anymore.	1.1895	0.04802	95	80	12	3
3817	No, you have the Salty Dog, and I have the Greyhound Cocktail. Wanna switch?	1.1895	0.04310	95	78	16	1
3818	On the nose, the smell of leather and blackberries, with hints of wet food and my own butt.	1.1895	0.04802	95	80	12	3
3819	Definitely a cool climate red…..more medium bodied..are you getting tree fruit and notes of catnip?	1.1895	0.05030	95	81	10	4
3820	I see from your Bumble profile pic that you also enjoy catching fish.	1.1895	0.04802	95	80	12	3
3821	Drink up, my pet. Marvel not at your opposable thumb.	1.1892	0.04527	111	94	13	4
3822	Nice place you’ve got here.	1.1892	0.04343	111	93	15	3
3823	Be careful not to spill. That's what happened to the dog.	1.1892	0.04705	111	95	11	5
3824	No, it's not from your litter box - it's New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc.	1.1892	0.03948	111	91	19	1
3825	This is going really well.	1.1892	0.04343	111	93	15	3
3826	So, your profile states you're nonbinary, but how do you feel about being differently specied?	1.1892	0.04705	111	95	11	5
3827	The terroir is sandy...	1.1892	0.04876	111	96	9	6
3828	Oops…forgot the hashtag the first time! “Feels strange not to be knocking this off a table…but I’ll give it a try.”	1.1892	0.04343	111	93	15	3
3829	This is the puuuur-fect amount of social distance, right whiskers?	1.1892	0.04876	111	96	9	6
3830	I hope your sex life is more robust than mine!	1.1892	0.03734	111	90	21	0
3831	It has been a long COVID winter	1.1889	0.04970	90	76	11	3
3832	L’chaim x nine!	1.1889	0.04970	90	76	11	3
3833	I think you might like this one. It is full bodied with mousey notes.	1.1889	0.04713	90	75	13	2
3834	I know you prefer Malbec, but I bought Prosecco this week.	1.1889	0.05450	90	78	7	5
3835	I thought you'd appreciate a rose from Catalonia	1.1889	0.04970	90	76	11	3
3836	I’m detecting notes of blueberry, truffle, and just the loveliest little hint of catnip.	1.1889	0.04713	90	75	13	2
3837	Trauma besties bonding over pandemic blues	1.1889	0.04970	90	76	11	3
3838	So you finally told your mother you don’t believe in nine lives?	1.1887	0.04665	106	90	12	4
3839	If you spill that you're not allowed on the couch anymore.	1.1887	0.04263	106	88	16	2
3840	I thought you might like it…Chat-au-Neuf-du-Pape!	1.1887	0.04263	106	88	16	2
3841	So, how's the social distancing working out in your circle?	1.1887	0.04469	106	89	14	3
3842	You're very cute, but you look nothing like your online picture	1.1887	0.04469	106	89	14	3
3843	It has a lovely nose, but I prefer mine in a dish.	1.1887	0.04263	106	88	16	2
3844	Come a little closer, my dear.	1.1887	0.04469	106	89	14	3
3845	So…do you still prefer catnip?	1.1887	0.04854	106	91	10	5
3846	I like the catnip in the midpalate but there's too much litterbox in the finish for my taste.	1.1887	0.04047	106	87	18	1
3847	Like the wine? It’s a French Pinot Meow.	1.1887	0.04854	106	91	10	5
3848	You say everything you try has traces of litter.	1.1887	0.04469	106	89	14	3
3849	Should I worry that your litter box has been dry a couple of days?	1.1887	0.04263	106	88	16	2
3850	It’s got just the slightest insouciance	1.1887	0.04469	106	89	14	3
3851	I said did you want a Pet Nat not a pet cat	1.1887	0.04469	106	89	14	3
3852	You must know, pinot meow is all the rage. Nothing like that common noir.	1.1887	0.04665	106	90	12	4
3853	It took me months of seeing her at the bodega to finally make a move…	1.1885	0.04250	122	103	15	4
3854	THAT WILL PAIR NICELY WITH TUNA.	1.1882	0.04878	85	71	12	2
3855	I’m so happy you pawed right when you read my profile; was it my love of the smell of ammonia that did the trick?	1.1882	0.05157	85	72	10	3
3856	It’s straight from the toilet, promise	1.1882	0.05157	85	72	10	3
3857	The little card at the wineshop said 'Opulent, with mousy undertones and a hint of catnip.'	1.1882	0.05157	85	72	10	3
3858	After this maybe we can get some new boxes?	1.1882	0.04878	85	71	12	2
3859	The kitten is not a replacement for you. I still love you the same.	1.1881	0.04154	101	83	17	1
3860	I know you're more of a Cabernet cat, but I just thought you'd should try this beautiful Beaujolais!	1.1881	0.05017	101	87	9	5
3861	Some people call me a Tabby too. And like you I don't know why they just do.	1.1881	0.04816	101	86	11	4
3862	You’ll love this. Just as everyone counted me out, I made a killing on catnip futures.	1.1881	0.04386	101	86	12	3
3863	I prefer the Meowlot to the Catbernet, too.	1.1881	0.05017	101	87	9	5
3864	I think you are the meow’s cat.	1.1881	0.04816	101	86	11	4
3865	Relax. It's cabernet, not catbernet.	1.1881	0.04606	101	85	13	3
3866	It’s Shiraz with a bouquet of Catnip	1.1881	0.05017	101	87	9	5
3867	I know it doesn’t come from a can, but it’s just as fancy	1.1881	0.04386	101	84	15	2
3868	Zoe, the Batman’s been out for a while, think you can drop this method acting thing now?	1.1881	0.04606	101	85	13	3
3869	I would offer you some cheese but the mouse keeps eating it.	1.1881	0.04606	101	85	13	3
3870	You’ve never bought good wine before.	1.1880	0.04193	117	98	16	3
3871	I know that you would rather have me scratch your ears, but I don't like to drink alone.	1.1880	0.04691	117	101	10	6
3872	Don't you think it was a great idea to reinstate cocktail hour?	1.1880	0.04193	117	98	16	3
3873	If you spill that I'll pull your tail	1.1880	0.03826	117	96	20	1
3874	Your taste in wine is far more discriminating that Rover's.	1.1880	0.04531	117	100	12	5
3875	This is a vintage Catbernet - much better than the Malbark.	1.1880	0.04845	117	102	8	7
3876	Come on, 'fess up...you're a midget in a cat suit, aren't you...?	1.1875	0.04981	96	82	10	4
3877	That isn't really mouse blood, is it?	1.1875	0.04116	112	93	17	2
3878	Robert Parker gave it a 98. Don't be so finicky.	1.1875	0.04756	96	81	12	3
3879	I think it's time we take our friendship to the next level.	1.1875	0.05061	80	67	11	2
3880	I was told this pino went best with sparrow or mouse.	1.1875	0.04666	112	96	11	5
3881	No we don't have tuna flavored!	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
3882	I'm so glad you convinced me to stay in tonight.	1.1875	0.03916	112	92	19	1
3883	Tell me more about how it feels to be a "furry".	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
3884	But your sommelier assured me it pairs well with the salmon.	1.1875	0.04981	96	82	10	4
3885	I must respectfully disagree. I think baseball is exciting enough.	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
3886	This wine tastes mousy.	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
3887	It's a meowbec	1.1875	0.04113	128	108	16	4
3888	This vintage really doesn't pair with the pâté you served this evening...	1.1875	0.04116	112	93	17	2
3889	Not salmon - sommelier	1.1875	0.04666	112	96	11	5
3890	So there I was, and they weren't even MY pajamas!	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
3891	It’s a Cateau L’ilfeet 1869. I got it on eBay.	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
3892	I work with your owner and she shows us pictures of you all the time.	1.1875	0.03705	112	91	21	0
3893	Next week I'll teach you how to use the toilet.	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
3894	HERE'S A TOAST TO OUR SECOND ANNIVERSARY TOGETHER WITHOUT A SCRATCH	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
3895	Don’t say spay.	1.1875	0.04116	112	93	17	2
3896	Have you considered a Nap year?	1.1875	0.04756	96	81	12	3
3897	I don't think I'm ready for heavy petting.	1.1875	0.04490	112	95	13	4
3898	Pspspspspsps	1.1875	0.04307	112	94	15	3
3899	Did you take your shoes off?	1.1875	0.04307	112	94	15	3
3900	Please tell me what all the cool cats are drinking these days	1.1875	0.04490	112	95	13	4
3901	I want chicken, I want liver; either would pair nicely with this…	1.1875	0.04307	112	94	15	3
3902	Covid got us fluffy but this wine will get us looking purrrfect	1.1875	0.05652	80	69	7	4
3903	The sommelier says it has notes of cat nip.	1.1870	0.03336	123	106	15	2
3904	Sorry, out of Catnip.	1.1870	0.04373	123	105	13	5
3905	Yes, it’s a nice Bordeaux, but where’s the dog?	1.1869	0.04227	107	89	16	2
3906	I don’t know, Frank, maybe it’s the COVID, but it still smells like cat pee to me.	1.1869	0.04625	107	91	12	4
3907	Dude, I’m a Somali not a sommelier.”	1.1869	0.04992	107	93	8	6
3908	Sharpen your claws here often?	1.1869	0.04430	107	90	14	3
3909	If you'll note, there are not just great legs; this Meow Blend always lands on its feet.	1.1869	0.04227	107	89	16	2
3910	Do you appreciate the blend?	1.1869	0.04430	107	90	14	3
3911	When the dog gets home, let's watch a movie	1.1869	0.04625	107	91	12	4
3912	Yarn and chill?	1.1869	0.04227	107	89	16	2
3913	What do you mean, you don't like red now? You've has it everyday for the last two years!	1.1869	0.04625	107	91	12	4
3914	No feet on the couch, please.	1.1869	0.04430	107	90	14	3
3915	Caturday: Wine Time	1.1869	0.04227	107	89	16	2
3916	Let me check calendar. That sounds like something I’d love to go to.	1.1869	0.04227	107	89	16	2
3917	You don't leave dead mice on my pillow anymore.	1.1868	0.04665	91	76	13	2
3918	To taste, first swirl, then slowly dunk your paw into the wine.	1.1868	0.04396	91	75	15	1
3919	So that’s why I wrote “Lars” on the floor. I’m sorry it wasn’t a very interesting story.	1.1868	0.04920	91	77	11	3
3920	I guess you could call me a crazy cat gentleman.	1.1868	0.04396	91	75	15	1
3921	I don't care about the whole hairball thing, I think this date is going great.	1.1868	0.05162	91	78	9	4
3922	Drink up before it goes to the dogs.	1.1868	0.04396	91	75	15	1
3923	Now, I know I usually serve white with fish, but...you should keep an open mind.	1.1868	0.04920	91	77	11	3
3924	The dog said he put a little something extra in it to help you sleep.	1.1868	0.04665	91	76	13	2
3925	We'll have white with the fish.	1.1868	0.04396	91	75	15	1
3926	Don't worry, it's cat wine.	1.1868	0.04396	91	75	15	1
3927	I hope the wine is to your liking - I've never adopted a cat before.	1.1868	0.04108	91	74	17	0
3928	Red Wine apparently has anti aging properties in it so if you drink it daily you will get 10 lives instead of 9!	1.1868	0.04920	91	77	11	3
3929	Mild overtones of cat piss and hibiscus, don’t you think, a Puss?	1.1864	0.04161	118	103	10	5
3930	This my first date from the Meow dating app.	1.1864	0.04161	118	99	16	3
3931	I think I’ll be ready for a cat nap after this.	1.1864	0.03983	118	98	18	2
3932	It pairs very well with canary.	1.1863	0.04117	102	84	17	1
3933	Just a hint of catnip.	1.1863	0.04564	102	86	13	3
3934	I read one glass a day is great for your fur	1.1863	0.04564	102	86	13	3
3935	Oh, it's that color because I don't drink enough water.	1.1863	0.04564	102	86	13	3
3936	Of course it's a catnip varietal.	1.1863	0.04564	102	86	13	3
3937	If I patted you right now, would you think me too hasty?	1.1863	0.04117	102	84	17	1
3938	"Don't look so suspicious. After all, YOU'RE the cat."	1.1863	0.04346	102	85	15	2
3939	Shall we listen to the music or you prefer to Meow	1.1863	0.04772	102	87	11	4
3940	This should make us both more sociable.	1.1863	0.04772	102	87	11	4
3941	Well, here we are.	1.1863	0.04346	102	85	15	2
3942	Sassy could never tell Ian the truth. She preferred the spicy full body of a Merlot to the overwhelming subtlety of his favorite Pinot Noir.	1.1863	0.04564	102	86	13	3
3943	It has an inimitable mineral bouquet. Much like the litter in my cat box.	1.1860	0.04533	86	71	14	1
3944	So, tell me about your day? Did you catch the mouse, I asked to you catch? Cat: Meh	1.1860	0.05101	86	73	10	3
3945	And to think my friends said I’d never meet a cat on Instagram who likes Bordeaux 2012.	1.1860	0.05363	86	74	8	4
3946	It’s pronounced “pea-no”.	1.1860	0.05101	86	73	10	3
3947	I would usually wait 20 years to open this bottle but for you I’ll make an exception.	1.1860	0.05101	86	73	10	3
3948	No it’s a New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc, it’s supposed to smell like that.	1.1860	0.05101	86	73	10	3
3949	We need to talk about your catnip addiction...	1.1858	0.04272	113	95	15	3
3950	He pretended innocence, but she still suspected that the guy downstairs was trying to lure her cat away.	1.1858	0.04272	113	95	15	3
3951	It’s a puuur-lot	1.1858	0.04453	113	96	13	4
3952	That dating site was right, I've meet that purrrrfect someone!	1.1858	0.04272	113	95	15	3
3953	You should like it--it's Catalonian.	1.1858	0.03885	113	93	19	1
3954	Hmmm, it has an interesting...terroir.	1.1858	0.04083	113	94	17	2
3955	Apparently the COVID-19 Pandemic is over.	1.1858	0.04453	113	98	10	5
3956	Saying, "hair of the dog that bit you," is just an expression.	1.1856	0.04710	97	82	12	3
3957	Hair of the dog that bit you.	1.1856	0.04230	97	80	16	1
3958	So what's your favorite rodent?	1.1856	0.04710	97	82	12	3
3959	You'll love it, the wine has hints of catnip.	1.1856	0.04230	97	80	16	1
3960	I think you need to consider seeing other people.	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
3961	I don’t normally do this sort of thing, but you only live 9 times right?	1.1856	0.04933	97	83	10	4
3962	I heard this decating thing helps improve the taste	1.1856	0.04933	97	83	10	4
3963	It's dry with nice acidity. I'm getting violets, blueberries, and just a touch of plastic mouse.	1.1856	0.04230	97	80	16	1
3964	Herbaceous nose, hints of stems and stalks, grassy on the palate. Pairs well with hairballs.	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
3965	I don't usually drink wine, but when I do, I drink it with my cat.	1.1856	0.04933	97	83	10	4
3966	Too dry?	1.1856	0.04933	97	83	10	4
3967	I was so luck to find cateau neuf de pape for our first date	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
3968	I can't sip. May I pour it in that bowl behind you?	1.1856	0.04933	97	83	10	4
3969	You told me you wanted to feel more frisky.	1.1856	0.04230	97	80	16	1
3970	Trust me, this is what they drink in the land of milk and honey.	1.1856	0.04710	97	82	12	3
3971	Nobody even knew why the town was named Los Gatos	1.1856	0.04710	97	82	12	3
3972	Purr-haps you need more wine…	1.1856	0.04710	97	82	12	3
3973	In cat years this wine will extend your life another 3 months	1.1852	0.04585	108	92	12	4
3974	Are we even now from my litter box ‘incident’?	1.1852	0.04191	108	90	16	2
3975	It’s a cat-a-tonic!	1.1852	0.04585	108	92	12	4
3976	I can put in in a bowl for you.	1.1852	0.04685	81	67	13	1
3977	Wine from Cat-Nap-a Valley is know to make you feel sleepy."	1.1852	0.04393	108	91	14	3
3978	So I said to him, “oh yeah? There’s more than one way to skin you, too, buddy.’	1.1852	0.03979	108	89	18	1
3979	I'm guessing by the way you move that you are over 21	1.1852	0.03979	108	89	18	1
3980	This is my catnip, and I can't wait to show you my litter box.	1.1852	0.04393	108	91	14	3
3981	I'd really prefer a Pouilly Fuissé	1.1852	0.04393	108	91	14	3
3982	Well, I’m allergic to Merlots.	1.1852	0.04393	108	91	14	3
3983	So this is the best you can serve me?	1.1852	0.04393	108	91	14	3
3984	I know it's confusing, but my safe word is "cattywhompus".	1.1852	0.04585	108	92	12	4
3985	Thought we would celebrate my never having to return to work at the office.	1.1852	0.05003	81	68	11	2
3986	Fran and Dave had decided that moving forward, cat sitting should definitely involve wine.	1.1852	0.04585	108	92	12	4
3987	This is better than modern dating	1.1852	0.04770	108	93	10	5
3988	No es tu ideal de Gato Negro?	1.1852	0.05003	81	68	11	2
3989	'I no longer need other humans anymore'	1.1852	0.03979	108	89	18	1
3990	Im so glad you could come over this evening. My other cat said he needed some space, but now he’s just hiding under the bed.	1.1852	0.03979	108	89	18	1
3991	I'm getting hints of nip and litter, with a big splash of toxoplasmosis on the back end.	1.1852	0.04191	108	90	16	2
3992	Here’s to us!	1.1849	0.03768	119	100	17	2
3993	So, this is how she got catfished	1.1849	0.04128	119	100	16	3
3994	You're really getting hints of tennis ball and stone fruit? Learn to taste wine you dog.	1.1848	0.04619	92	77	13	2
3995	The cat realized he'd been trick as he knows you don't serve red wine with fish.	1.1848	0.04619	92	79	10	3
3996	I’m not ready for a more serious commitment	1.1848	0.04619	92	77	13	2
3997	Can we toast to forgiveness and a way forward?	1.1848	0.05110	92	79	9	4
3998	Clayton please! . You can trust me.	1.1848	0.04870	92	78	11	3
3999	I told you it doesn't go with rosé.	1.1848	0.05110	92	79	9	4
4000	After five years of being my pet, I thought we should meet.	1.1848	0.05338	92	80	7	5
4001	It's chatte eau bottled!	1.1848	0.05110	92	79	9	4
4002	It's not easy being your wife's husband and brother-in-law at the same time	1.1848	0.04352	92	76	15	1
4003	Okay - you’re getting hints of mouse feet. Any other flavor notes?	1.1848	0.04619	92	77	13	2
4004	You are the cat's meow	1.1848	0.05110	92	79	9	4
4005	This is not an intervention, but you've got to find an alternative to your cat-nip abuse.	1.1848	0.04069	92	75	17	0
4006	This is from the mice's cellar. Sorry but they ate the appetizers.	1.1848	0.05110	92	79	9	4
4007	I knew it was love at first sight when I saw you staring out your front window.	1.1848	0.04352	92	76	15	1
4008	Martha and I are so happy you're joining our family and we are wondering if, umm... you and Fluffy have talked about children?	1.1848	0.04619	92	77	13	2
4009	I know it’s merlot. But I think you’ll like it.	1.1848	0.04619	92	77	13	2
4010	This is organically grown catnip , just try it. Highly recommended by IG cat-influencer. Cheers 🍷	1.1848	0.05110	92	79	9	4
4011	I’m going to slowly spill it on the rug as I look into his eyes	1.1848	0.04870	92	78	11	3
4012	Nothing funny happened to me today.	1.1848	0.05110	92	79	9	4
4013	Martha from accounting got botox. I can't believe it either.	1.1846	0.03749	130	108	20	2
4014	You look a bit different than your profile picture.	1.1846	0.04055	130	110	16	4
4015	You'll love the hints of sandalwood and the aroma of catnip.	1.1845	0.04308	103	86	15	2
4016	Good news! There's another Covid wave.	1.1845	0.04729	103	88	11	4
4017	Full from eating my tulips?	1.1845	0.04523	103	87	13	3
4018	I'm just now getting my groove.	1.1845	0.04308	103	86	15	2
4019	You look lovely, in this light	1.1845	0.04308	103	86	15	2
4020	Can you taste the tannins meow?	1.1845	0.04729	103	88	11	4
4021	Scooch over here next to Mr. Crazy Cat Lover.	1.1845	0.04081	103	85	17	1
4022	I got the furlot just for you.	1.1845	0.04081	103	85	17	1
4023	It’s good for your heart.	1.1842	0.03427	114	95	19	0
4024	Would I be moving too fast if I asked her to sit closer, like over here, or should I let her finish her wine first?	1.1842	0.05528	76	65	8	3
4025	Go ahead, drink it! What's one life out of nine?	1.1842	0.04589	114	98	11	5
4026	It’s a Merlot .	1.1842	0.04238	114	96	15	3
4027	I thought you might like this one because it has just the slightest hint of catnip, don’t you think?	1.1842	0.04050	114	95	17	2
4028	Honestly I'm more of a dog person	1.1842	0.04238	114	96	15	3
4029	Oh, NOW it get that hint of mouse fur on the front palate.	1.1840	0.03833	125	107	15	3
4030	What are we celebrating? Mom's bringing home a new dog!	1.1839	0.04775	87	73	12	2
4031	I think it's important we share our problems...	1.1839	0.04178	87	71	16	0
4032	Damn, nothing like the photo. This is a catastrophy.	1.1839	0.04178	87	71	16	0
4033	Are you dating anyone else?	1.1839	0.05305	87	75	8	4
4034	All right, you win. You can drink wine on the couch. But if you spill it, you'll be down to eight lives.	1.1839	0.04486	87	72	14	1
4035	Even the closest of relationships can have awkward silences.	1.1839	0.04775	87	73	12	2
4036	He-e-e-re Kitty	1.1839	0.04775	87	73	12	2
4037	grubhub or doordash…..?	1.1838	0.03933	136	115	17	4
4038	They were out of your normal catnip varietal.	1.1837	0.04191	98	81	16	1
4039	I'm so glad you could find time for us to chat.	1.1837	0.03932	98	80	18	0
4040	it's catsup from Meow Nebraska	1.1837	0.04886	98	84	10	4
4041	It’s called “what’s up pusssycat” from the Tom Jones collection.	1.1837	0.04886	98	84	10	4
4042	Brilliant idea, Smokey…This 1869 Château Lafite-Rothschild would pair perfectly with your leftover mouse liver tartar!	1.1837	0.04435	98	82	14	2
4043	I know it’s only been three weeks, but I really like where this relationship is going.	1.1837	0.04435	98	82	14	2
4044	I'm moving in stages.	1.1837	0.04435	98	82	14	2
4045	Let's get to the heavy petting.	1.1837	0.04666	98	83	12	3
4046	Would you prefer Baileys Irish Cream?	1.1837	0.04886	98	84	10	4
4047	What seems weirder to you. That I managed to get up on the couch,sit upright and hold a full glass of wine with my paw,or that I can talk?	1.1837	0.04435	98	82	14	2
4048	I chose this because connoisseurs said it was mousy.	1.1835	0.04156	109	91	16	2
4049	You know I was a cat in my last life	1.1835	0.03946	109	90	18	1
4050	I knew you were coming over, so I put a bottle on mice.	1.1835	0.04156	109	91	16	2
4051	I kown this is new but I want you to feel comfortable.	1.1835	0.04546	109	93	12	4
4052	It pairs well with a nice dessert mouse.	1.1835	0.04729	109	94	10	5
4053	I knew there was a way to make you a couch cat.	1.1835	0.04156	109	91	16	2
4054	Are you getting notes of nip? I'm getting notes of nip.	1.1835	0.04729	109	94	10	5
4055	Apparently 2020 was actually a really good year for this wine	1.1835	0.04546	109	93	12	4
4056	Trust me, this wine is the best of the litter.	1.1833	0.03922	120	100	18	2
4057	I taste notes of oak and vanilla and butt.	1.1833	0.04097	120	101	16	3
4058	Good tannins, yes. Chewy, perhaps. But mouse-like? There I have to disagree.	1.1829	0.05243	82	70	9	3
4059	Mouse forward with a subtle tuna finish.	1.1829	0.05243	82	70	9	3
4060	I think you'll like the rich tuna bouquet, the notes of rodent and housefly, and especially the subtle dog butt finish.	1.1828	0.04822	93	79	11	3
4061	I think if we work together we can share this space and live in peace, as equals.	1.1828	0.04573	93	78	13	2
4062	Maybe this is a bit too forward, but… how do you feel about bubble baths?	1.1828	0.04822	93	79	11	3
4063	I don't want to start our relationship from scratch.	1.1828	0.05058	93	80	9	4
4064	I have been called a dog, but you needn’t be afraid of me.	1.1828	0.04573	93	78	13	2
4065	Honestly I thought you would have had more of a reaction finding out you are adopted,Mr. Jiggles.	1.1828	0.04310	93	77	15	1
4066	I feel that you catfished me from your online profile. But I'm open to see where this might lead.	1.1828	0.04573	93	78	13	2
4067	I’m so happy our paths crossed!	1.1828	0.05058	93	80	9	4
4068	Who said it’s a dog's world ….	1.1828	0.04573	93	78	13	2
4069	Work hard, play hard - am I right?	1.1828	0.04822	93	79	11	3
4070	Tinder needs to tweak its algorithm	1.1828	0.05058	93	80	9	4
4071	Feline Dion hates when her owner second guesses an outfit.	1.1828	0.04030	93	76	17	0
4072	I so out of practice socializing- I thought I start with you	1.1828	0.04822	93	79	11	3
4073	It takes a minute, but pretty soon you won’t even miss the bowl.	1.1828	0.04822	93	79	11	3
4074	This takes catfishing to a whole new level…	1.1828	0.05058	93	80	9	4
4075	It’s a rare 1992 Catbernet Sauvignon.	1.1827	0.04270	104	87	15	2
4076	Here's eto your skill in removing those rodents	1.1827	0.04270	104	87	15	2
4077	I swear I said “man’s best friend,” not “MY best friend”	1.1827	0.04687	104	89	11	4
4078	Sorry, but the vintage 2020 whole milk did not age as well	1.1827	0.04045	104	86	17	1
4079	MY mother was right, next time I'll try Jdate.	1.1827	0.04483	104	88	13	3
4080	My cousin told me you were the cat’s meow!	1.1827	0.04270	104	87	15	2
4081	I THOUGHT you would like the nose on this French sauvignon blanc	1.1827	0.04483	104	88	13	3
4082	Drink scotch with me and then maybe I’ll let you have some catnip.	1.1827	0.04687	104	89	11	4
4083	The wine shop promised “mouse forward”. Too bad about the lingering notes of wet dog in the finish.	1.1827	0.04270	104	90	11	3
4084	Let's stop pussyfooting about the subject.	1.1827	0.04483	104	88	13	3
4085	This is my first time using Scratchpost.com	1.1827	0.04687	104	89	11	4
4086	Just because it had a nice label, it doesn’t make it good...	1.1827	0.04045	104	86	17	1
4087	What's cheers in your language?	1.1827	0.04270	104	87	15	2
4088	And here I thought "Caternet" was a typo.	1.1827	0.04483	104	88	13	3
4089	Sorry, I couldn't find one with notes of tuna.	1.1826	0.03823	115	95	19	1
4090	I don't think the legs are supposed to have claws.	1.1826	0.04204	115	97	15	3
4091	I taste notes of cat grass and hair ties.	1.1826	0.03823	115	98	16	1
4092	Want to knock down a few drinks?	1.1826	0.04381	115	98	13	4
4093	No, swirl clockwise.	1.1826	0.04204	115	97	15	3
4094	I think you’ll find it pairs nicely with your butt.	1.1818	0.04840	99	85	10	4
4095	It's aged milk...I thought that was your favorite.	1.1818	0.04725	88	74	12	2
4096	Yes, it's Sauvignon Blanc. It's meant to smell like cat's pee.	1.1818	0.04393	99	83	14	2
4097	Why the puss, is the wine not up to scratch?	1.1818	0.04121	110	92	16	2
4098	According to the website it pairs very nicely with fresh mouse.	1.1818	0.04121	110	92	16	2
4099	I realize now that Fido just wasn't my type.	1.1818	0.05048	99	86	8	5
4100	I agree. There should be a catertainment category.	1.1818	0.04840	99	85	10	4
4101	Just remember, don’t leave any dander behind, once she sneezes it’s all over between us.	1.1818	0.04152	99	82	16	1
4102	When you crossed my path, I expected bad luck.	1.1818	0.04319	110	93	14	3
4103	Glad you like it. Thought you might. Just the right hint of ammonia at the end.	1.1818	0.04319	110	93	14	3
4104	I just wanna thank you for helping me get ready to re-connect to humans.	1.1818	0.04622	99	84	12	3
4105	I just thought, since we never talk ...	1.1818	0.04622	99	84	12	3
4106	Yes, just the two of us again.	1.1818	0.03892	121	101	18	2
4107	Here's to the 5th of your 9 lives	1.1818	0.04393	99	83	14	2
4108	I'm sick of listening to you lap your wine.	1.1818	0.04622	99	84	12	3
4109	After the strong tuna nose you’ll find notes of kidney and vole.	1.1818	0.04393	99	83	14	2
4110	I’d propose a toast but you’ve got my tongue.	1.1818	0.04135	88	72	16	0
4111	OK, so I don't look like my dating profile picture.	1.1818	0.04689	110	95	10	5
4112	I know you said you preferred milk, but I'm worried about your cholesterol.	1.1818	0.04319	110	93	14	3
4113	Meow, baby	1.1818	0.04319	110	93	14	3
4114	What not to like, it's a meow low.	1.1818	0.04994	88	75	10	3
4115	Hello Kitty	1.1818	0.04121	110	92	16	2
4116	What? Not enough catnip?	1.1818	0.04121	110	92	16	2
4117	Try it. It's a 2016, but I just don't know whether that was the year of the mouse.	1.1818	0.03694	110	90	20	0
4118	Perhaps you'd rather discuss our relationship over a different vintage?	1.1818	0.04121	110	92	16	2
4119	The dog says you have no taste in wine. I say we get rid of him.	1.1818	0.04319	110	93	14	3
4120	You are saying, if we kiss a second time, you will change back to my girlfriend Emily?	1.1818	0.04725	88	74	12	2
4121	You should like it, it’s from Catalonia.	1.1818	0.03914	110	91	18	1
4122	You didn’t tell me it was a New Zealand Sauvignon blanc.	1.1818	0.03896	99	81	18	0
4123	Did you put catnip in this?	1.1818	0.04121	110	92	16	2
4124	Red wine sure tastes better in a glass than licking it off the floor.	1.1818	0.04152	99	82	16	1
4125	So you didn’t want to go out either?	1.1818	0.04393	99	83	14	2
4126	I won’t spray if you won’t…	1.1818	0.04622	99	84	12	3
4127	As much as I appreciate your taste for Rhône wines I’m just more of a dog person.	1.1818	0.04121	110	92	16	2
4128	Would you prefurr bourbon?	1.1818	0.04121	110	92	16	2
4129	it’s my finest chat-donnay	1.1818	0.04152	99	82	16	1
4130	Thank you, it's Australian.	1.1812	0.03306	149	125	22	2
4131	...and a nice blanket by the radiator."	1.1810	0.03794	116	96	19	1
4132	See? Isn’t this better than clawing the couch?	1.1810	0.04170	116	98	15	3
4133	It's a young wine.	1.1810	0.03375	116	100	14	2
4134	So I’m thinking you do the cleaning and I do the shopping.	1.1810	0.03794	116	96	19	1
4135	I’d say overtones of mouse and a smooth finish of catnip. Hi	1.1810	0.04346	116	99	13	4
4136	Fair's fair. Tomorrow I'll try catnip.	1.1810	0.04645	105	90	11	4
4137	Your pussy picture doesn't look anything at all like your Tinder posted picture. But it's okay, my various pictures that I posted there are way off, too.	1.1810	0.04645	105	90	11	4
4138	So I said,	1.1810	0.04010	105	87	17	1
4139	So, if we started our own book club, you could choose the first book.	1.1810	0.04838	105	91	9	5
4140	My name is not LARS.	1.1810	0.04838	105	91	9	5
4141	My hobbies are cat adoption and conducting medical experiments.	1.1810	0.04010	105	87	17	1
4142	Let's drink to a home, food, a litter box and desperate companionship.	1.1810	0.04444	105	89	13	3
4143	It’s an unpretentious little wine, but I added catnip and I think you’ll find it interesting. Oh god, I’ve got to get a life!	1.1810	0.04444	105	89	13	3
4144	dry and fruity with an undertone of cat piss.	1.1810	0.04444	105	89	13	3
4145	Lonely is really a subjective way of looking at it.	1.1810	0.04232	105	88	15	2
4146	You seemed taller in your profile pic	1.1810	0.04645	105	90	11	4
4147	No, it's not Malbec but I can see why you might have thought that.	1.1810	0.04444	105	89	13	3
4148	I would have ordered a bottle if I knew you were drinking	1.1810	0.04645	105	90	11	4
4149	Why don't you come over here so we can have a cuddle?	1.1809	0.04774	94	80	11	3
4150	Muscat is not what you think.	1.1809	0.04528	94	79	13	2
4151	Don’t you think calling me “the cat’s meow” suggests you’ve had one too many to drink?	1.1809	0.04774	94	80	11	3
4152	I just knew you wouldn't like it	1.1809	0.05008	94	81	9	4
4153	I assumed you were a hopeless romantic like me, since your profile said you were affectionate. You're the first gal I've met who doesn't like long walks in the rain.	1.1809	0.04528	94	79	13	2
4154	I’m getting purry notes of chocolate catnip and a clawed oak finish, with just a hiss of tuna.	1.1809	0.04774	94	80	11	3
4155	Perhaps a glass of merlot will help you overcome your reluctance to snuggle.	1.1809	0.04774	94	80	11	3
4156	Oh I couldn’t agree more!	1.1809	0.04774	94	80	11	3
4157	The pandemic isn’t over yet, so I’d advise you to remain an indoor cat for now.	1.1809	0.04528	94	79	13	2
4158	It has a tingling twinge of tuna, paired with scent of sardine---layered with memories of catnip	1.1809	0.04774	94	80	11	3
4159	The sommelier said it went well with fur balls.	1.1809	0.04268	94	78	15	1
4160	I’m feeling the equality, but the litter box is still demeaning.	1.1809	0.04528	94	79	13	2
4161	chat-au-chat	1.1809	0.04774	94	80	11	3
4162	Common grapes will kill you but wines don't.	1.1809	0.04268	94	78	15	1
4163	Who says you need opposing thumbs? You caught on right away!	1.1809	0.03991	94	77	17	0
4164	I love how we bonded during the Coronalockdowns"	1.1809	0.05008	94	81	9	4
4165	I said Meow… not Merlot…	1.1809	0.03991	94	77	17	0
4166	You always said you preferred a Mouse-catel.	1.1807	0.04582	83	69	13	1
4167	I thought you'd like it,it's a perrrrrrrrlo.	1.1807	0.05460	83	72	7	4
4168	You say that you don’t remember meeting Dr. Moreau?	1.1807	0.04892	83	70	11	2
4169	We don’t see much pussy in these parts	1.1803	0.04511	122	106	10	6
4170	It’s OK after “wine o’clock.”	1.1802	0.03882	111	92	18	1
4171	It’s ok. It’s just you Zoom taller.	1.1802	0.04283	111	94	14	3
4172	Coulf I mhavm my tmgue bmack?	1.1802	0.04283	111	94	14	3
4173	Sorry, the goldfish bailed	1.1802	0.04650	111	96	10	5
4174	With prices these days, turns out we'll both be pairing our wine with Fancy Feast tonight.	1.1802	0.04470	111	95	12	4
4175	Sooo. You don’t like skin contact?	1.1802	0.04283	111	94	14	3
4176	Pinot Catnip ~ The best wine to share with your closest pandemic pals	1.1802	0.04470	111	95	12	4
4177	More Chateau Lafite Rothschild...or shall we open the Whisker City catnip?	1.1800	0.04353	100	84	14	2
4178	But Monsieur, you said you wanted to have a little chat.	1.1800	0.04579	100	85	12	3
4179	It's whine time.	1.1800	0.04115	100	83	16	1
4180	It will make you less skittish when my friends arrive.	1.1800	0.04353	100	84	14	2
4181	Sorry- every dog has its day	1.1800	0.04115	100	83	16	1
4182	Greg, let's order in tonight.	1.1800	0.04795	100	86	10	4
4183	Why yes, it is Gato Negro, but I'm not buying good wine for a cat.	1.1800	0.04353	100	84	14	2
4184	I think you will find it has an honest nose, with slight overtones of mouse.	1.1800	0.04579	100	85	12	3
4185	I also feel that this varietal is both agile and mischievous, but disagree that it is sharp-clawed.	1.1800	0.04115	100	83	16	1
4186	You don’t look anything like your Grindr pic.	1.1800	0.04115	100	83	16	1
4187	I don't have any cheese, that's why I asked you here.	1.1800	0.04353	100	84	14	2
4188	Is this from the Catawba Region?	1.1800	0.04579	100	85	12	3
4189	I'm surprised. I think cat hair actually improves merlot.	1.1800	0.03861	100	82	18	0
4190	Do you think Jerry is coming tonight?	1.1800	0.04795	100	86	10	4
4191	Say, what's in this glass?	1.1800	0.04115	100	83	16	1
4192	I’m getting notes of catnip with a hint of… is that yarn?	1.1800	0.03861	100	82	18	0
4193	So it's a vintage Caternet you say?	1.1800	0.04353	100	84	14	2
4194	Try it, you’ll like it!	1.1800	0.04115	100	83	16	1
4195	Cheers! I think you’re the cat’s meow.	1.1800	0.04579	100	85	12	3
4196	No! You can’t have your tongue back!	1.1798	0.05434	89	78	6	5
4197	I ain’t gonna lie Rhonda, when your Tinder profile said to expect an elegant pussy, I thought it meant something else.	1.1798	0.05193	89	77	8	4
4198	We're out of creamy white.	1.1798	0.04394	89	74	14	1
4199	You don't need a sedative!	1.1798	0.04676	89	75	12	2
4200	No, it's CAT with a T sound at the end, and it's Claret, also with a T sound at the end.	1.1798	0.04394	89	74	14	1
4201	It's a naive domestic cat without any breeding,but I think you'll be amused by its presumption.	1.1798	0.05193	89	77	8	4
4202	After ten happy years I think we can say there’s been real magic in our relationship.	1.1798	0.04394	89	74	14	1
4203	Reminds me of you sassy but not belligerent	1.1798	0.04676	89	75	12	2
4204	Cheers. Now will you stop being so catty?	1.1798	0.04941	89	76	10	3
4205	I'm not trying to break up with you, it's just the Covid is over! We can't do this anymore!	1.1798	0.05193	89	77	8	4
4206	See, much more civilised without the canine…	1.1798	0.04676	89	75	12	2
4207	It will take more than wine 🍷 to pet this pussy	1.1798	0.04941	89	76	10	3
4208	It’s Cat-Napa’s finest Pinot Meower.	1.1798	0.04941	89	76	10	3
4209	It's very nice,with a hint of mouse.	1.1797	0.03751	128	112	12	4
4210	It's a Cat Nip	1.1795	0.03764	117	97	19	1
4211	And then she said...	1.1795	0.05078	78	66	10	2
4212	You look a lot furrier in your profile pick."	1.1792	0.04196	106	89	15	2
4213	So, … come here often?	1.1792	0.04405	106	90	13	3
4214	Mmmmmrrrrowwwwwlll!!!	1.1792	0.04196	106	89	15	2
4215	So, what did you do before the pandemic?	1.1792	0.04405	106	90	13	3
4216	One more glass and I’m yours.	1.1792	0.04405	106	90	13	3
4217	It was Guy’s coaxing that helped Tiger realize he was sitting next to a dog person.	1.1792	0.04196	106	89	15	2
4218	Well, the guy at the wine shop assured me this one was a real pussy magnet.	1.1792	0.04795	106	92	9	5
4219	I'm tasting fresh caught mouse, raccoon urine ... and perhaps a hint of catnip?	1.1792	0.04196	106	89	15	2
4220	2016 was an exceptional year for Bordeaux. Why do have to be do picky?	1.1792	0.03976	106	90	14	2
4221	I was getting tired of catnip.	1.1792	0.04405	106	90	13	3
4222	So, this is how I die.	1.1792	0.03743	106	87	19	0
4223	another hard day at the rat race	1.1792	0.04196	106	89	15	2
4224	It has a great nose!	1.1791	0.03943	134	114	16	4
4225	socks, cheap socks really.	1.1789	0.04728	95	81	11	3
4226	It’s OK to sit closer— I’m hetro…	1.1789	0.04728	95	81	11	3
4227	Next step, we're going to have fun learning to talk.	1.1789	0.04728	95	81	11	3
4228	You made partner. Let's toast.	1.1789	0.04484	95	80	13	2
4229	Are you a party animal like me?	1.1789	0.04227	95	79	15	1
4230	It’s essence of catnip…..	1.1789	0.04227	95	79	15	1
4231	Here's to "Friends forever!"	1.1789	0.04959	95	82	9	4
4232	Want to knock back a few drinks.	1.1789	0.04227	95	79	15	1
4233	"Sip it slowly. The mouse souffle is still baking in the oven.	1.1789	0.04484	95	80	13	2
4234	There comes a time in everyone's life when we have to move on from catnip.	1.1789	0.04484	95	80	13	2
4235	Did you just roofie me?	1.1789	0.04484	95	80	13	2
4236	‘But I wanted a mouse’	1.1789	0.04728	95	81	11	3
4237	I know, right? It's like we're living in a beehive!	1.1789	0.04728	95	81	11	3
4238	Oh I'm sorry, I thought you said "purr-secco".	1.1789	0.05180	95	83	7	5
4239	Loving this Cateauneuf-du-Paw!	1.1789	0.04227	95	79	15	1
4240	Cat: You don’t expect me to drink it without any treats	1.1789	0.04227	95	79	15	1
4241	I think it is time to talk about the you know what.	1.1789	0.04325	123	106	12	5
4242	When you finish your chardonnay , I'd like you to get down from the couch.	1.1789	0.04168	123	105	14	4
4243	The clay after-note will make you feel right at home.	1.1786	0.04054	112	94	16	2
4244	I usually drink Pinot Noir, but since you were coming over, I got Muscat.	1.1786	0.04782	112	98	8	6
4245	You're right, it is a little too sweet.	1.1786	0.04433	112	96	12	4
4246	It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I thought you'd be amused by its presumption...and mine for lifting a Thurber caption.	1.1786	0.04247	112	95	14	3
4247	When I said, "I love cats" on my profile, this isn't exactly what I intended.	1.1786	0.03850	112	93	18	1
4248	No, this is not about the birds and the bees. It's just about the birds.	1.1786	0.03635	112	92	20	0
4249	No,silly! It’s not terrier, it’s terroir!	1.1786	0.04433	112	96	12	4
4250	Max, I'm sorry about the rocking chair.	1.1786	0.04247	112	95	14	3
4251	Don't stick your neck out, use Head and Shoulders.	1.1786	0.04054	112	94	16	2
4252	You seemed much taller in your Tinder profile.	1.1786	0.04838	84	71	11	2
4253	It’s smoother than catnip.	1.1786	0.04247	112	95	14	3
4254	Look, you seem great but I’m just not feline it anymore.	1.1786	0.05126	84	72	9	3
4255	. I get chocolate and sardines. How about you?	1.1786	0.04247	112	95	14	3
4256	So… how do you feel about dog adoption?	1.1786	0.03850	112	93	18	1
4257	So what do you think of the bedroom?	1.1782	0.04750	101	87	10	4
4258	Actually, if you don't mind taking bus	1.1782	0.04750	101	87	10	4
4259	So you dont want to netflix and chill?	1.1782	0.03827	101	83	18	0
4260	What's wrong? Cat's got your tongue?	1.1782	0.03827	101	83	18	0
4261	I call that drink a "Whisker Sour" - it' s made with water, bone broth and tuna juice...Paul Jelinek, NYC	1.1782	0.04313	101	85	14	2
4262	It’s a Cat-ernet Sauvignon	1.1782	0.04077	101	84	16	1
4263	My new wife asked me to have a frank discussion with you."	1.1782	0.04537	101	86	12	3
4264	It’s catnip for humans.	1.1782	0.04077	101	84	16	1
4265	Did the chef invite you?	1.1782	0.04313	101	85	14	2
4266	So…where do think Elon is going with this?	1.1782	0.04077	101	84	16	1
4267	Thanks god it is Friday.” Heard at the office happy hour	1.1782	0.04537	101	86	12	3
4268	Look, it's just one glass. I know you get self-conscious when you dry heave.	1.1782	0.04537	101	86	12	3
4269	👨 Man to the 🐱 Cat ; Cat to the Man : Let’s discuss who rules -What ,Where , When and Why?! Basically, Who’s the Boss 😹😎	1.1782	0.04077	101	84	16	1
4270	I bet you'll be more frisky after for some heavy petting on the catio.	1.1780	0.04105	118	100	15	3
4271	Sorry it's such a little fish.	1.1780	0.03735	118	98	19	1
4272	Cat piss” as a tasting note is NOT a microaggression!	1.1780	0.04278	118	101	13	4
4273	Oh no... Sleeping with him is one thing, but SLEEPING with him is another.	1.1780	0.03735	118	98	19	1
4274	It's my Felino 18 with a crisp bite and a divine aftertaste of catnip.	1.1780	0.04105	118	100	15	3
4275	I know it's a bit more fruit-forward than what you're used to.	1.1780	0.04105	118	100	15	3
4276	So you have mixed feelings about not being able to tease me while working at home.	1.1780	0.03924	118	101	14	3
4277	I told you she wasn't right for you.	1.1778	0.04628	90	76	12	2
4278	A toast to your recent assignation "catlicious."	1.1778	0.04890	90	77	10	3
4279	It's hard for him to scratch the couch when he has a cabarnet in his paw.	1.1778	0.04350	90	75	14	1
4280	This couch is made of mouse hair. I thought you would like it.	1.1778	0.04628	90	76	12	2
4281	It's a 1957 Cateau le Puy.	1.1778	0.04628	90	76	12	2
4282	Try it, it's much better than catnip.	1.1778	0.04350	90	75	14	1
4283	So, I was thinking this would pair nicely with the Friskies Seafood Sensations.. Thoughts?	1.1778	0.04350	90	75	14	1
4284	Live, laugh, love, amirite?	1.1778	0.04628	90	76	12	2
4285	My cousin is a sommelier, and he says my homemade wine smells like cat pee. I'd like your opinion.	1.1776	0.04160	107	90	15	2
4286	Cis gender cat ladies are just so boring my little darling.	1.1776	0.04564	107	92	11	4
4287	Tip the glass and spill it down your throat.	1.1776	0.04367	107	91	13	3
4288	Please give me another chance...	1.1776	0.03942	107	89	17	1
4289	Well, for starters, I don't hang around with just any cat.	1.1776	0.04367	107	91	13	3
4290	Of course in the original Cats Old Deuteronomy was a man	1.1776	0.03942	107	89	17	1
4291	This isn’t hair of the dog is it?	1.1776	0.03942	107	89	17	1
4292	‘I have been so busy it’s so nice to just sit together, relax and cat ch up”💕	1.1776	0.03712	107	88	19	0
4293	October. 1982. The Winter Garden Theatre. I was there, Fluffy.	1.1773	0.03669	141	119	19	3
4294	Don’t lose hope, Felix. She’ll come back eventually — I left some tuna outside.	1.1772	0.04684	79	66	12	1
4295	Chin chins.	1.1771	0.04682	96	82	11	3
4296	So the boss gave the Madison Street project to Kevin instead of Darryl, and Darryl got so mad, and the boss gave Darryl the Anson Street project, and Darryl said fine, but I could tell he was so mad. And then Carol pipes up and says...	1.1771	0.04441	96	81	13	2
4297	Heavy pour for a Tuesday, isn’t it?	1.1771	0.04682	96	82	11	3
4298	New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc is famous for its signature	1.1771	0.04682	96	82	11	3
4299	But "kitty porn" is such an ugly term.	1.1771	0.04441	96	81	13	2
4300	I don't care that you're a cat. I really DO consider you my best friend.	1.1771	0.04441	96	81	13	2
4301	Hints of tuna and catnip. But not overbearing.	1.1771	0.04441	96	81	13	2
4302	I hate to break it to you, but I'm actually not a "cat person."	1.1771	0.04441	96	81	13	2
4303	I didn't name you Whiskey to sit here and hear you whine!	1.1771	0.04441	96	81	13	2
4304	So then I looked him in the eye and said, "You're a dirty rat". Yeah, I figured you'd appreciate that.	1.1771	0.04682	96	82	11	3
4305	You're lapping me. Take it easy.	1.1771	0.04682	96	82	11	3
4306	So what did you think of the book?	1.1771	0.04187	96	80	15	1
4307	Will this make up for missing that mouse?	1.1771	0.04682	96	82	11	3
4308	You’re right it is catastrophic. I didn’t put the cherry in your drink.”	1.1771	0.03626	96	82	13	1
4309	I'm not much of a drinker, but I am into petting	1.1771	0.04187	96	80	15	1
4310	The wine, the soft lights and music put Fluffy in just the right mood... to scratch and bite Marvin's proffered hand.	1.1771	0.04441	96	81	13	2
4311	Of COURSE I don’t let the dog drink this!	1.1771	0.03917	96	79	17	0
4312	Can you purr me some more of the Cabernet?	1.1771	0.04910	96	83	9	4
4313	I'm not usually a "cat person"	1.1770	0.04021	113	95	16	2
4314	don’t expect this drink to make me submit…just saying	1.1770	0.04213	113	96	14	3
4315	My last date was so catty.	1.1770	0.04213	113	96	14	3
4316	Black currant and definitely fig...but is that a hint of catnip?	1.1770	0.04213	113	96	14	3
4317	Come on, move a little closer. It not like I’m a Republican	1.1770	0.04021	113	95	16	2
4318	Raspberry,cherry,pencil shavings,and a slight hint of kitty litter.	1.1770	0.03819	113	94	18	1
4319	I guess we have different opinions on what mousy tastes like	1.1770	0.04213	113	98	11	4
4320	Not my idea of a Caturday date night when you said it would be a Fancy Feast	1.1770	0.04396	113	97	12	4
4321	Neck stretches are highly overrated.	1.1765	0.04496	102	87	12	3
4322	Now THIS is a video.	1.1765	0.05070	85	73	9	3
4323	Shall I offer you water? Wine isn't good for you, my Catlady.	1.1765	0.04786	85	72	11	2
4324	''I feel so fortunate. Those long months of confinement only brought us closer together.''	1.1765	0.04041	102	85	16	1
4325	Cat nip	1.1765	0.04707	102	88	10	4
4326	Actually, I think a cat with opposable thumbs who drinks wine and can talk is completely normal... just like beastiality.	1.1765	0.04707	102	88	10	4
4327	Peace now?	1.1765	0.04275	102	86	14	2
4328	Mmm a puckish sensibility with an austere uint of scratching post.	1.1765	0.04909	102	89	8	5
4329	…and we don’t put the glass on the sofa.	1.1765	0.03707	119	101	16	2
4330	You'll be rolling on your back in no time!	1.1765	0.04275	102	86	14	2
4331	Amusingly, my aunt, Mathilde, from the Ardeche, used to stop in the Café Chat with her dog, Beaujolais, and order a glass of this Provençal rosé.	1.1765	0.04244	119	102	13	4
4332	So what do you think of the latest New Yorker cartoon featuring a cat and a kid sitting on a couch and sipping wine?	1.1765	0.04275	102	86	14	2
4333	Think of it as milk for grown-ups	1.1765	0.04496	102	87	12	3
4334	This Nero goes purrfectly with lamb kibble.	1.1765	0.04041	102	87	13	2
4335	It's milk Myra, trust me.	1.1765	0.04041	102	85	16	1
4336	I just pee’d.	1.1765	0.04073	119	101	15	3
4337	Bill, why is there a hair in my glass of wine?	1.1765	0.04496	102	87	12	3
4338	I know you only drink purr-lot.	1.1765	0.04707	102	88	10	4
4339	Are you enoying your chablis	1.1765	0.04786	85	72	11	2
4340	Now this is how I like to be emotionally supported	1.1765	0.04275	102	86	14	2
4341	My doctor said I should drink less. But YOLO, am I right?	1.1765	0.05070	85	73	9	3
4342	- "Sometimes i feel like you don't really care..."	1.1765	0.04275	102	86	14	2
4343	After this how about we go to that cardboard box in the closet?	1.1765	0.04786	85	72	11	2
4344	...and that's why I'm known as Tom Cat. So, why do they call you Kitty?	1.1761	0.03645	142	120	19	3
4345	Welcome everyone to the first annual meeting of the PiNo Chins Club!	1.1759	0.04329	108	95	9	4
4346	Great job role-playing, Mr. Whiskers! Now, do you think I have a shot with Amanda?	1.1759	0.04329	108	92	13	3
4347	First you swish it around a little.	1.1759	0.04329	108	92	13	3
4348	Isn't this perfect, just you and me?	1.1759	0.04329	108	92	13	3
4349	I said, 'ps ps ps ps ps...'	1.1759	0.04525	108	93	11	4
4350	This one has notes of vanilla and catnip	1.1759	0.04712	108	94	9	5
4351	The last two years have been the happiest of my life, I’m ready to take the next step.	1.1759	0.04329	108	92	13	3
4352	So, really now........isn't wine better than catnip for a good buzz?	1.1759	0.04525	108	93	11	4
4353	Well it is our third date...	1.1759	0.04525	108	93	11	4
4354	But enough of my prattling! How was your day?	1.1759	0.04124	108	91	15	2
4355	It pairs well with beef tallow, animal plasma, and propylene glycol.	1.1759	0.04124	108	91	15	2
4356	Look Miss Kitty, Let me tell you about my day.	1.1759	0.03909	108	90	17	1
4357	I thought we could try the Chablis while we wait for the wet food to settle.	1.1759	0.04525	108	93	11	4
4358	When you're single and not ready to mingle	1.1759	0.04329	108	92	13	3
4359	Government: covid has no psychological consequences Me drinking with my cat: of course it has not.	1.1759	0.04329	108	92	13	3
4360	The Cabernet is way too fruity for me	1.1759	0.04525	108	93	11	4
4361	I’m getting notes of cat pee on the nose	1.1759	0.04525	108	93	11	4
4362	You helped me solve the Wordle.	1.1758	0.04581	91	77	12	2
4363	The guy at the wine store said it pairs perfectly with anus.	1.1758	0.04581	91	77	12	2
4364	I think it’s time we redefined our relationship	1.1758	0.04013	91	75	16	0
4365	Relax, it's not a Catawba.	1.1758	0.04306	91	76	14	1
4366	I know; I wasn't sure about my first glass either.	1.1758	0.04581	91	77	12	2
4367	I’m actually more of a dog person but I thought, what the heck, let’s see how this works out.	1.1758	0.04306	91	76	14	1
4368	The bouquet is playful, with ball of yarn notes.	1.1758	0.04306	91	76	14	1
4369	Nightcap following a catnip.	1.1758	0.05086	91	79	8	4
4370	promise,you will not do it again! Just because I am a human ….	1.1758	0.04581	91	77	12	2
4371	It's day one of our tenth anniversary. The best is yet to come!	1.1758	0.04840	91	78	10	3
4372	Can I have a sip? I lve hair ball wine.	1.1758	0.04581	91	77	12	2
4373	So, if you wish to join me here as my human pet, those are my terms.	1.1758	0.04581	91	77	12	2
4374	I am such a WHIMSICAL taxidermist! Mmhaha.	1.1758	0.04840	91	78	10	3
4375	Practice Date	1.1758	0.04840	91	78	10	3
4376	I’ve read this has hints of catnip and flower petals.	1.1758	0.04013	91	75	16	0
4377	I think you might be allergic to wine, Tom. Your face is starting to look like a thumb.	1.1757	0.04852	74	62	11	1
4378	Tomorrow it's your turn and we'll both scratch the couch to relax.	1.1754	0.04535	114	99	10	5
4379	Wow your right again it’s a 79 cab	1.1754	0.04360	114	98	12	4
4380	What did you think about the protagonist's backstory?	1.1753	0.04637	97	83	11	3
4381	Well so many people have said 'this tastes like cat piss', so I thought you'd like it!	1.1753	0.05079	97	85	7	5
4382	What have you done to my dog?	1.1753	0.04863	97	84	9	4
4383	Its a very special meowlot	1.1753	0.04863	97	84	9	4
4384	O.k., your turn. What animal best describes my best attribute?	1.1753	0.04148	97	81	15	1
4385	How is this night different?	1.1753	0.04148	97	81	15	1
4386	See, Whiskers? Caroline was just holding us back.	1.1753	0.04399	97	82	13	2
4387	It's meow-lot.	1.1750	0.03864	120	101	17	2
4388	It’s made from catnip berries!	1.1750	0.04211	120	103	13	4
4389	This is what I get for swiping	1.1750	0.04042	120	102	15	3
4390	Just a couple of cool cats	1.1750	0.04042	120	102	15	3
4391	Happy Earth Day	1.1750	0.03864	120	101	17	2
4392	Okay, we've covered scratching and shedding; now let's talk about how our new couch feels about spilling.	1.1748	0.04664	103	89	10	4
4393	It's a Miaowbec. You'll like it.	1.1748	0.04664	103	89	10	4
4394	A full-bodied caternet	1.1748	0.04005	103	86	16	1
4395	I got the Cateau de Miaou especially for you. How do you like it?	1.1748	0.03760	103	85	18	0
4396	Meow, meow, Muscat, MEOW!	1.1748	0.04005	103	86	16	1
4397	I’m happy we took our relationship to another level.	1.1748	0.04455	103	88	12	3
4398	I hope you’re enjoying the purlot. Anna Nichols, Evanston, IL (our subscription is under my husband’s name)	1.1748	0.04236	103	87	14	2
4399	Ah yes, this complex bouquet will beautifully complement the tuna num-nums I have simmering."	1.1748	0.04236	103	87	14	2
4400	I can’t wait to knock the bottle over.	1.1748	0.04455	103	88	12	3
4401	I feel we're entering a new phase in our relationship.	1.1748	0.04236	103	87	14	2
4402	All of humanity's problems stem from man's inability to enjoy a semi-carbonic Beaujolais without thoughts of a whole cluster Jurançon Noir constantly interrupting.	1.1748	0.04455	103	88	12	3
4403	Isn't this so much better than eating Kat Krunchies from a bowl on the floor?	1.1748	0.04236	103	87	14	2
4404	You're part of the moon now.	1.1748	0.04236	103	87	14	2
4405	Give it a sniff.	1.1748	0.04005	103	86	16	1
4406	Now say you hate Mondays	1.1748	0.04236	103	87	14	2
4407	John, this is awkward to say, but I think it's time your new girlfriend started paying rent.	1.1748	0.04664	103	89	10	4
4408	I got your favorite meowbec.	1.1748	0.04236	103	87	14	2
4409	I can't believe I've gone all these years not knowing there was a catnip varietal.	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
4410	Frankly, Boots, I have not yet developed a taste for tuna wine.	1.1744	0.05015	86	74	9	3
4411	I think you’ll find it purrfect.	1.1744	0.05015	86	74	9	3
4412	That's right, it is the 2018 catpurrnet.	1.1744	0.04436	86	72	13	1
4413	It’s ideal when paired with kibbles.	1.1744	0.05015	86	74	9	3
4414	My mother thinks you patronize me.	1.1744	0.04436	86	72	13	1
4415	You’ve barely regurgitated any of your wine yet	1.1744	0.05281	86	75	7	4
4416	This catbernet is approachable yet aloof.	1.1743	0.04090	109	92	15	2
4417	ALL the cool cats drink it.	1.1743	0.03876	109	91	17	1
4418	How odd, Bridgerton is my favorite too. More Stilton?	1.1743	0.04486	109	94	11	4
4419	Sure it's not a mouse but it has a chewy mouthfeel, muscular structure and a hint of barnyard flavor on the finish.	1.1743	0.04292	109	93	13	3
4420	It's actually box wine, but I can hardly tell the difference."	1.1743	0.04486	109	94	11	4
4421	Enough about me.. How are you enjoying our whine over wine session, Fluffy?	1.1743	0.03876	109	91	17	1
4422	#blinddate	1.1743	0.04486	109	94	11	4
4423	.. this almost seems too easy	1.1743	0.04090	109	92	15	2
4424	Don't worry. The bubbles are supposed to tickle your whiskers.	1.1739	0.03759	115	96	18	1
4425	So...is there a Mrs. Mistoffelees?	1.1739	0.04535	92	78	12	2
4426	Well it is a good vintage Muscat	1.1739	0.04263	92	77	14	1
4427	Drink up. It'll help you get over the fact that I named you Lassie.	1.1739	0.04145	115	98	14	3
4428	Move a little closer and I’ll play the soundtrack to “Cats” for you.	1.1739	0.03550	115	98	16	1
4429	I told you the moscato was the best.	1.1739	0.04145	115	98	14	3
4430	Perhaps you could poop a little closer to the box?	1.1739	0.04498	115	100	10	5
4431	Now, who would ever want to scratch our special place?	1.1739	0.05034	92	80	8	4
4432	I see what you’re saying about how useful thumbs are Bill, wine is much easier to drink this way	1.1739	0.04263	92	77	14	1
4433	Thanks for finding time for me.	1.1739	0.04325	115	99	12	4
4434	Would you prefer a vodka catatonic?	1.1736	0.03835	121	102	17	2
4435	So what’s the latest with the mouse?	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
4436	Well, count your blessings, Cat. You are a good source for static electricity. I am going to shuffle my socks a few times.	1.1735	0.04816	98	85	9	4
4437	It’s good champagne if it makes your whiskers tingle	1.1735	0.04816	98	85	9	4
4438	Haven't you ever had a catnip martini?!	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
4439	Would it be ok if I purred a little?	1.1735	0.04109	98	82	15	1
4440	The older kids teased that I was The Necklace Wonder! How could that be, I thought? And then one day, I looked in the mirror, and ....	1.1735	0.04593	98	84	11	3
4441	Sorry if I misunderstood when you said you liked cats.	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
4442	Seeing what’s happened to you, I’m hoping it means I can drink like a fish	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
4443	. . .and I promise to put the seat up on the kitty litter.	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
4444	pow-wow	1.1735	0.04593	98	84	11	3
4445	Black cherry, licorice, and... Just a hint of old cat box in the back of the mouth.	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
4446	I'M A CAT! I know iso was hard for him but this is so awkward.	1.1735	0.04593	98	84	11	3
4447	Mousequetel anyone ?	1.1735	0.04109	98	82	15	1
4448	Wine? Really?	1.1735	0.04109	98	82	15	1
4449	She said it was the catnip, but I think it was the licking.	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
4450	When you said you needed glasses Paul, I didn’t know this was what you meant.	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
4451	This is the reason we let dogs be man's best friend and not us.	1.1731	0.04199	104	88	14	2
4452	Barnyardy.	1.1731	0.04415	104	89	12	3
4453	I thought we might enjoy a new box wine	1.1731	0.04622	104	90	10	4
4454	I like to relax before I do some serious petting.	1.1731	0.04415	104	89	12	3
4455	Sit closer,I don't bite.	1.1731	0.04415	104	89	12	3
4456	This feels really stupid!	1.1731	0.04622	104	90	10	4
4457	I'm gonna put on some Oasis	1.1731	0.04199	104	88	14	2
4458	There goes the neighborhood.	1.1728	0.04903	81	69	10	2
4459	So... Have you ever heard of Furries?	1.1727	0.04631	110	96	9	5
4460	See? Notes of rodent!	1.1727	0.04448	110	95	11	4
4461	Who are you? Where did you come from? And why exactly am I sharing an aperitif with a feral cat?	1.1727	0.03844	110	92	17	1
4462	I feel that our relationship needs something to spice it up so I’m adopting a dog.	1.1727	0.03844	110	92	17	1
4463	What’s a beautiful pussy like you doing at a place like this?	1.1727	0.04055	110	93	15	2
4464	It's not you, it's me	1.1724	0.04389	87	73	13	1
4465	A piquant Haut Brion I think you'll find amusing.	1.1724	0.04961	87	75	9	3
4466	I’m sure you appreciated that hint of cat pee.	1.1724	0.04961	87	75	9	3
4467	I think it's time we both branch out a little.	1.1724	0.04389	87	73	13	1
4468	Mother’s cat Pinot has more legs than this swill.	1.1724	0.04684	87	74	11	2
4469	How come you aren’t drinking your wine?	1.1724	0.04684	87	74	11	2
4470	Oh no. No this dream again.	1.1724	0.03729	116	97	18	1
4471	And this one I call Purrlot	1.1724	0.03925	116	98	16	2
4472	The bouquet is a bit robust for a Merlot; but then again I’m partial to the softer California grape.	1.1721	0.03980	122	104	15	3
4473	A little closer would be much more comfortable.	1.1720	0.04221	93	78	14	1
4474	No worries… it’s just a kitty cocktail.	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
4475	This wine is giving me all sorts of strange felines.	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
4476	I thought my Tinder photo looked a little mousey, so I dyed my hair."	1.1720	0.04221	93	78	14	1
4477	So then she tells me she's allergic to dogs	1.1720	0.04221	93	78	14	1
4478	Agreed cat-tails does sound more appealing to place to one's lips.	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
4479	Drinking makes me catty"	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
4480	No rush. You have to let it breathe.	1.1720	0.04221	93	78	14	1
4481	Do you have a problem if I bring a dog into the household?	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
4482	Happy Winesday	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
4483	Sorry, I ran out of catnip.	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
4484	Well!! It’s you and me again 🥂	1.1720	0.04221	93	78	14	1
4485	So tell me about your purr.	1.1719	0.04016	128	110	14	4
4486	I’m sure you’ll find the catnip backnotes appealing.	1.1717	0.04071	99	83	15	1
4487	Don't you love Tinder's new "cat person" button?	1.1717	0.04549	99	85	11	3
4488	Now isn't this more artisanal?	1.1717	0.04549	99	85	11	3
4489	Since we’ve been living together for a few months now Gary, we need to speak about litter box etiquette	1.1717	0.03810	99	84	14	1
4490	I didn't like her either.	1.1717	0.03810	99	82	17	0
4491	I promise Mr Whiskers. You have a glass, then I'll smoke your cat nip	1.1717	0.04317	99	84	13	2
4492	I think you misunderstood when I said I was in the mood for chasing a red light….	1.1717	0.04317	99	84	13	2
4493	It’s sad when cat-owners think THEY are the ones in charge, isn’t it Mittens?	1.1714	0.04162	105	89	14	2
4494	Tell me again about that dream with the laser pointer.	1.1714	0.04162	105	89	14	2
4495	Don’t be disgusting, Milo, I’m telling you it’s “orange wine” and it’s all the rage.	1.1714	0.04162	105	89	14	2
4496	You started drinking that, like, six hours ago.	1.1714	0.03936	105	88	16	1
4497	We can just say we met through a mutual friend	1.1714	0.04581	105	91	10	4
4498	So do you know any single cat ladies?	1.1714	0.04376	105	90	12	3
4499	Its been 7 years and I feel as if we don't know each other	1.1712	0.03591	111	92	19	0
4500	Meowlot.	1.1712	0.04220	111	95	13	3
4501	We might try different treats in the future...	1.1712	0.03813	111	93	17	1
4502	I like where this relationship is going.	1.1712	0.03813	111	93	17	1
4503	So of course, I have to ask -- how are you with using a litter box?	1.1712	0.04022	111	94	15	2
4504	It truly was a fancy feast.	1.1712	0.04022	111	94	15	2
4505	No. I said cabernet---not cat bearnaise.	1.1712	0.04767	111	98	7	6
4506	I'm sorry Baz, it's just not working out.	1.1712	0.04022	111	94	15	2
4507	Now try weaving in and out of my legs.	1.1712	0.04410	111	96	11	4
4508	come on , Winston ; can you drop this social distancing mania for once !	1.1712	0.04220	111	95	13	3
4509	Are you related to the Hampshire Galores?	1.1712	0.04410	111	96	11	4
4510	No, no, you wouldn’t understand. You’re a cat.	1.1712	0.03591	111	92	19	0
4511	I can’t always get Sauvignon blank 1953.	1.1709	0.03894	117	99	16	2
4512	shall I break out the catnip?	1.1709	0.04426	117	102	10	5
4513	Of course you’ll like it! It’s a natural wine and it’s mousy.	1.1709	0.04426	117	102	10	5
4514	Humor me, and I'll order extra pepperoni on our pizza.	1.1707	0.04848	82	70	10	2
4515	I'm getting a hint of cat's pee. Thoughts?	1.1707	0.04527	82	69	12	1
4516	It's a catnip infusion, what do you think?	1.1707	0.03597	123	103	19	1
4517	You know what they say, 'there's no cure like the hair of the dog.' "	1.1707	0.04274	123	107	11	5
4518	It's my first time, too.	1.1707	0.04527	82	69	12	1
4519	I guess I'm just not feline like myself lately.	1.1707	0.04848	82	70	10	2
4520	I know your profile said you can be a bit catty at times, but this isn't quite what I was expecting.	1.1705	0.04343	88	74	13	1
4521	That is the taste of 'civilized catnip'.	1.1705	0.04634	88	75	11	2
4522	Year, schmear, why aren't there any fish in here?	1.1705	0.04634	88	75	11	2
4523	I was thinking later we could smoke some catnip and listen to old LP’s.	1.1705	0.04634	88	75	11	2
4524	One large glass of red a day can prevent hairballs.	1.1705	0.04908	88	76	9	3
4525	Look, I agreed to let you walk all over me but these mind games have got to stop.	1.1705	0.04343	88	74	13	1
4526	I asked you to join me on the couch to discuss your scratching.	1.1705	0.04634	88	75	11	2
4527	Well, I guess I let the cat out of the bag.	1.1705	0.04908	88	76	9	3
4528	Ah! Starting the evening with Merlot and ending with....well, it's mousse for me and mouse for you.	1.1705	0.04634	88	75	11	2
4529	I’m not saying no to a second date, I’m just saying I’ve never been catfished before...	1.1705	0.04908	88	76	9	3
4530	I thought you’d appreciate being wined then dined, but I’ll get your food…	1.1705	0.04634	88	75	11	2
4531	You know Grahm, maybe we should just stay work friends.	1.1705	0.04343	88	74	13	1
4532	A little too fruity.	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
4533	You'll love it. Notes of plum, black cherry and catnip.'	1.1702	0.04696	94	81	10	3
4534	You forgot to put a goldfish I asked for in my drink.	1.1702	0.03897	94	78	16	0
4535	Thank you for listening, Bella. I know it’s not your thing.	1.1702	0.04696	94	81	10	3
4536	I know a good therapist who specializes in PTSD of which hunt.	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
4537	Your experience with Meow Mix won’t help you identify this blend.	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
4538	It's a Sauvignon Blanc - what do you think?" "It smells like my pee.	1.1702	0.04180	94	79	14	1
4539	Lush aromas of catnip and catmint - and just a delightful little hint of dead mouse.	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
4540	It's better than cat nip.	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
4541	I may be small but I can drink a ton…	1.1702	0.04696	94	81	10	3
4542	I'm not snuggling up. That 's just weird.	1.1702	0.04180	94	79	14	1
4543	No book club until you learn to like it.	1.1702	0.03897	94	78	16	0
4544	It's my litter box. Stay out!	1.1702	0.04696	94	81	10	3
4545	It's a modest Cabernet, with notes of catnip and mouse.	1.1702	0.04933	94	82	8	4
4546	So, thanks for inviting me to spend time with you on the couch.	1.1702	0.04696	94	81	10	3
4547	"Um, Janice suggested us boys share the litter box."	1.1702	0.04180	94	79	14	1
4548	Sorry cat, I thought you said that you liked Cabernet Sauvignon	1.1702	0.04180	94	79	14	1
4549	I said Pinot, not pee-no. Guh, one glass, here we come...	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
4550	I think we should take a break from catting around	1.1702	0.04180	94	79	14	1
4551	Cat Potato	1.1702	0.04933	94	82	8	4
4552	Enjoy a hair of the dog that bit you.	1.1700	0.04277	100	85	13	2
4553	Now look me in the eye and spill it	1.1700	0.04277	100	85	13	2
4554	I'm trying to make 'crazy cat laddy' a thing.	1.1700	0.04277	100	85	13	2
4555	It is not exactly red milk	1.1700	0.04034	100	84	15	1
4556	Is it OK if I scratch your belly....	1.1700	0.04277	100	85	13	2
4557	You are special to me. I only let a few on the couch and only you can have red wine.	1.1700	0.04277	100	85	13	2
4558	GOOD??? This wine is the Cat's meow.	1.1700	0.04277	100	85	13	2
4559	Cheers to your promotion of couch privileges.	1.1700	0.04507	100	86	11	3
4560	Have a sip -- it's the cat's meow!	1.1700	0.04034	100	84	15	1
4561	Come closer. I won't bite.	1.1700	0.04726	100	87	9	4
4562	Here's to pussies everywhere.	1.1700	0.04507	100	86	11	3
4563	'Would you prefer a glass of milk?'	1.1700	0.04277	100	85	13	2
4564	Trust me, it's not Kool-Aid.	1.1700	0.04507	100	86	11	3
4565	I don’t know, Milk Mondays just has a better ring to it.	1.1700	0.04277	100	85	13	2
4566	It’ll take nine wines to sit that close to you.” 🐱	1.1700	0.04726	100	87	9	4
4567	This is a much fancier experience. Much better than the typical pajama’s in bed routine	1.1700	0.04507	100	86	11	3
4568	Do you think they actually believed the whole covid thing?	1.1700	0.04726	100	87	9	4
4569	This wine is bullshit. I’m ready for the hard stuff.	1.1698	0.04126	106	90	14	2
4570	Are you saying this Merlot won't make that canned salmon absolutely sparkle?	1.1698	0.04126	106	90	14	2
4571	I thought you liked Shiraz.	1.1698	0.04126	106	90	14	2
4572	I love it when you play hard to get.	1.1698	0.03902	106	89	16	1
4573	A pinch of sugar really brings out the sweetness!	1.1698	0.04126	106	90	14	2
4574	Seriously, we can make a bundle with oenophile cat memes.	1.1698	0.04540	106	92	10	4
4575	I suppose it does taste a little mousy.	1.1698	0.04126	106	90	14	2
4576	But enough about me. What do YOU think about me?	1.1698	0.04338	106	91	12	3
4577	Doesn't it taste better than milk?	1.1698	0.03902	106	89	16	1
4578	Bold but not overwhelming!!!	1.1698	0.04338	106	91	12	3
4579	I agree,a complex bouquet and overtones of tuna and mouse.	1.1698	0.04126	106	90	14	2
4580	Let me guess… your pallet is way too sophisticated for a simple Chardonnay	1.1698	0.04734	106	93	8	5
4581	What notes are you getting?	1.1698	0.04126	106	90	14	2
4582	I’m glad we could finally get together	1.1698	0.04126	106	90	14	2
4583	If you're a dog, you'll get wicked junk and throw up. If you're a cat, you'll just throw up.	1.1696	0.03988	112	97	12	3
4584	We could get really crazy … catnip?	1.1696	0.03781	112	94	17	1
4585	yea…. I don’t think so. That would kill all 9-lives at once. Me….owww	1.1696	0.03781	112	94	17	1
4586	I thought you said Merlot. This is clearly a - very inferior - Cabernet Sauvignon.	1.1696	0.04185	112	96	13	3
4587	I don’t get it. This worked with all my other cats.	1.1695	0.04047	118	101	14	3
4588	i think you'll find it piquant	1.1695	0.03864	118	100	16	2
4589	It's called Vin d’herbe à Chat. The store cat at the Liquor Locker, recommended it.	1.1695	0.04047	118	101	14	3
4590	Wine divine, feline?	1.1694	0.03921	124	106	15	3
4591	OK now gently pour the wine onto the floor	1.1688	0.04297	77	64	13	0
4592	I’m starting to get the hang of dating during Covid	1.1687	0.05091	83	72	8	3
4593	No. Cabernet, not catbernet.	1.1687	0.04476	83	70	12	1
4594	But you like the aroma, right?	1.1687	0.04135	83	69	14	0
4595	An awkward stare-off after the third glass of wine.	1.1687	0.04793	83	71	10	2
4596	See? Isn’t this better than both of us drinking alone in the kitchen from stemless glassware?	1.1687	0.04793	83	71	10	2
4597	I only serve red wine to guests I trust because of the white couch.	1.1685	0.04299	89	75	13	1
4598	So, what’s new pussycat besides, whoa..ohhhh, ohhhh?	1.1685	0.04856	89	77	9	3
4599	I’ve loved rooming with you, but I think it’s time for you to cover your own kitty litter costs	1.1685	0.04856	89	77	9	3
4600	I love you Steve but I hate dealing with your shit… btw my litter box needs cleaning.	1.1685	0.04586	89	76	11	2
4601	My tasting club bowed out this evening, but it was already decanted.	1.1684	0.04140	95	80	14	1
4602	Ah, this is so relaxing for me. I did ask you on one of our Zoom calls if you're fully vaccinated, didn't I ?	1.1684	0.03860	95	79	16	0
4603	It's a Boule de Poils, 1987. You can spit it out, if you don't like it.	1.1684	0.04402	95	81	12	2
4604	Trust me. Unlike catnip, wine won't leave you rolling on the floor!	1.1684	0.04402	95	81	12	2
4605	You're right -- It tastes just like New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc!	1.1684	0.04402	95	81	12	2
4606	Catnip is the new oak.	1.1684	0.03860	95	79	16	0
4607	Do sulfites make you sleepy,too?	1.1684	0.04140	95	80	14	1
4608	It's like catnip, but with tannins.	1.1684	0.04402	95	81	12	2
4609	You’re on my side of the couch again.	1.1684	0.04140	95	80	14	1
4610	When we talked on the phone I thought you meant something else when you said "Pussy and a bottle of wine".	1.1684	0.04884	95	83	8	4
4611	I think I detect a tincture of mouse.	1.1683	0.04682	101	88	9	4
4612	It's a really nice Purrgundy."	1.1683	0.04465	101	87	11	3
4613	When COVID is over, I'm gonna miss these little chats.	1.1683	0.04238	101	86	13	2
4614	… and for our next course we shall have fish cakes.	1.1683	0.03997	101	87	12	2
4615	Here's to the months and years of loving you the most. But I'm moving on.	1.1683	0.04238	101	86	13	2
4616	Cheers to starting your new life…again.	1.1683	0.03997	101	85	15	1
4617	Slide on over and let's do some heavy petting	1.1683	0.04682	101	88	9	4
4618	You know Red gives me headaches	1.1683	0.04465	101	87	11	3
4619	Regardless of what my allergist says, our relationship is nothing to sneeze at.	1.1683	0.04238	101	86	13	2
4620	We are an odd couple but I have a good feline…	1.1683	0.04682	101	88	9	4
4621	Thirsty Thursdays was your idea.	1.1683	0.04238	101	86	13	2
4622	OK, I agree it's not as pungent as your litter-box, but it's still a pretty good Sauvignon Blanc	1.1683	0.04465	101	87	11	3
4623	It’s a white Burgundy. Paired with the canned Alaska salmon.	1.1683	0.04465	101	87	11	3
4624	Whiskey hairball, right?	1.1683	0.04465	101	87	11	3
4625	So as not to get sued, how would you like to be addressed?	1.1683	0.04238	101	86	13	2
4626	So…do you wanna watch Petflix n’ chill?	1.1683	0.03997	101	85	15	1
4627	I think I'm still in love with Fifi.	1.1683	0.03741	101	86	14	1
4628	Would you prefer white instead?	1.1683	0.04465	101	87	11	3
4629	Aah! Can you not see the murine tears and note the bouquet of catmint?	1.1683	0.03741	101	84	17	0
4630	Third cup and I still don’t like him	1.1683	0.04238	101	86	13	2
4631	George... I want a divorce.	1.1683	0.03997	101	85	15	1
4632	They said it’s an oddly perfect blend, just like you and me	1.1683	0.04465	101	89	8	4
4633	Can we just dispense with the ‘cat and mouse’ game….	1.1682	0.04300	107	92	12	3
4634	If you ask me, quarantine brings out the best in humans	1.1682	0.04300	107	92	12	3
4635	Isn't the overtone of catnip purrrrfect?	1.1682	0.04090	107	91	14	2
4636	I’m so sorry. I want to keep it platonic.	1.1682	0.04090	107	93	11	3
4637	Red wine goes well with hair balls.	1.1682	0.04300	107	92	12	3
4638	I need a glass of wine to unwind from a long day of napping.	1.1682	0.04300	107	92	12	3
4639	A toast to those who think Bitcoin is "The cat's pajamas!"	1.1682	0.03868	107	90	16	1
4640	You’re gonna love this next part	1.1682	0.04090	107	91	14	2
4641	Seems like for once your day was better than mine	1.1682	0.03868	107	90	16	1
4642	What are we?	1.1682	0.04692	107	94	8	5
4643	What’s wrong? Your prefer red?	1.1682	0.03868	107	90	16	1
4644	If we hang out in my room, my mom will make us keep the door open. I had a marijuana phase.	1.1681	0.03956	113	96	15	2
4645	Trust me . . . I'd never slip catnip into your wine.	1.1681	0.03956	113	96	15	2
4646	This is nice, but I really prefer a Moscato	1.1681	0.04337	113	98	11	4
4647	Your therapist has good ideas	1.1681	0.03956	113	96	15	2
4648	I’m starting to agree with your mother, I think it’s time to marry	1.1681	0.04337	113	98	11	4
4649	You look different.	1.1681	0.03956	113	96	15	2
4650	I love our wine downs but you need to get out more	1.1681	0.03534	113	96	16	1
4651	And they say Sauvignon Blanc smells like cat’s pee?	1.1681	0.03751	113	95	17	1
4652	so i swiped left, we’ll see what happens	1.1681	0.03751	113	95	17	1
4653	Interesting. I am picking up notes of fresh litter, yarn and catnip too!	1.1681	0.03834	119	101	16	2
4654	This will be a tough conversation but from my side, our relationship is over.	1.1681	0.04015	119	102	14	3
4655	It's been a long day.	1.1681	0.03643	119	100	18	1
4656	I know. A little to civilized.	1.1680	0.04054	125	108	13	4
4657	I know cats don't care about anything, I figured this would help.	1.1667	0.04199	102	87	13	2
4658	It's a Purrlot.	1.1667	0.04424	102	88	11	3
4659	It's beet juice Muffin. Stop worrying and tell me about your day.	1.1667	0.04604	96	83	10	3
4660	It’s a little fruity with a full bouquet and a just a hint of tuna.	1.1667	0.03721	114	96	17	1
4661	Will do you good. It's the hair of the dog.	1.1667	0.04845	72	61	10	1
4662	This is only my second time dating a cat.	1.1667	0.03924	114	97	15	2
4663	even when I dream, I'm banal	1.1667	0.04117	114	98	13	3
4664	Here's to using the toilet instead of the litter box.	1.1667	0.04360	96	82	12	2
4665	I know. It’s not as good as catnip.	1.1667	0.04100	96	81	14	1
4666	I don't want to get you drunk, but, that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.	1.1667	0.04424	102	88	11	3
4667	It’s called “Cat’s Meow”, aged for nine lives.	1.1667	0.04623	78	66	11	1
4668	No no, all the quarantine restrictions are fine. It's fine. I'm fine.	1.1667	0.04639	102	89	9	4
4669	That's so funny! Hold that thought while I get my video camera!	1.1667	0.04360	96	82	12	2
4670	Scratch it—even once—and you’re out.	1.1667	0.04639	102	89	9	4
4671	I promise you this isn’t about you shitting on my pillow.	1.1667	0.04321	120	105	10	5
4672	My therapist advised me to avoid drinking alone.	1.1667	0.04055	108	92	14	2
4673	It's not drinking along when the cat is home.	1.1667	0.04360	96	82	12	2
4674	When my friend ask me if I’d like some pussy for company tonight I had no idea it would be a Kitty	1.1667	0.05034	84	73	8	3
4675	I admit it, my book of spells did help me turn you into a cat. But we can still share a bottle of wine, and now-!- you can now get all the sleep you've dreamed of.	1.1667	0.04424	102	88	11	3
4676	Not only super inappropriate, but super creepy, too.	1.1667	0.04199	102	87	13	2
4677	You won't find me presumptuous if I ask you to come sit a little closer to me, will you?	1.1667	0.04360	96	82	12	2
4678	And so I said, "there's more than one way to skin a cat!"	1.1667	0.04806	90	78	9	3
4679	To enrich the moment, shall we toast to our time together in dog years?	1.1667	0.03616	120	101	18	1
4680	Don't look so dubious, Grigio. Most cats love Muscat.	1.1667	0.04806	90	78	9	3
4681	Listen, I may be drunk. But is there a cat in front of me?	1.1667	0.04055	108	92	14	2
4682	Must you always be so finicky?	1.1667	0.03835	108	91	16	1
4683	Cattail, Cocktail, let's call the whole thing off.	1.1667	0.04156	120	104	12	4
4684	You deserve a little nip, cat.	1.1667	0.04024	126	109	13	4
4685	I can see why your profile highlights your green eyes.	1.1667	0.04806	90	78	9	3
4686	Nice pussy.	1.1667	0.04648	114	101	7	6
4687	I wouldn’t want nine lives if I always had to sit like this.	1.1667	0.04199	102	87	13	2
4688	So.. finally alone.	1.1667	0.04255	90	76	13	1
4689	Yes, for you, a catnip nightcap.	1.1667	0.04055	108	92	14	2
4690	I love you, but I'm not in love with hairballs.	1.1667	0.04427	84	73	9	2
4691	If you spill yours on the sofa I am not licking it up.	1.1667	0.04478	114	100	9	5
4692	I’ve never dated a cat before.	1.1667	0.04263	108	93	12	3
4693	We call this Book Club.	1.1667	0.04843	102	90	7	5
4694	I think tonight we really put the "cat" in "sophisticated."	1.1667	0.04806	90	78	9	3
4695	Here's to you -- for helping me get through my breakup.	1.1667	0.03835	108	91	16	1
4696	I was attracted to your profile. "Rub my belly three time, four I bite"	1.1667	0.04539	90	77	11	2
4697	I've never met anyone like you before	1.1667	0.03835	108	91	16	1
4698	Finally some alone time now that Ollie’s out.	1.1667	0.04461	108	94	10	4
4699	And then she said that you and I had a pathological relationship.	1.1667	0.04806	90	78	9	3
4700	The catnip bouquet will ease your fears…	1.1667	0.04806	90	78	9	3
4701	It is a young California Chardonnay ! A bit pretentious with after-notes of catnip	1.1667	0.04100	96	81	14	1
4702	But, you'll have to pay your own way through grad school.	1.1667	0.04199	102	87	13	2
4703	Seeing as this is the beginning of your 9th life, let's celebrate with some wine.	1.1667	0.03961	102	86	15	1
4704	So do you taste a hint of cat piss as well?	1.1667	0.04424	102	88	11	3
4705	Unpretentious little growth but a fine bouquet of catnip and rodent.	1.1667	0.04263	108	93	12	3
4706	I knew at some point it would come to this	1.1667	0.04199	102	87	13	2
4707	But the Costco employee said it was their best seller!	1.1667	0.04424	102	88	11	3
4708	The inflatable pilot from Airplane! hopes to not be used as a scratching post	1.1667	0.04539	90	77	11	2
4709	Let’s have another one. I will call a cab for you”	1.1667	0.04837	96	84	8	4
4710	The sign at Trader Joe’s said it was a Cat-bernet with notes of catnip and tuna oil essence.	1.1667	0.04100	96	81	14	1
4711	How much longer do I need to hang out with you?	1.1667	0.04117	114	98	13	3
4712	I’d prefer a rosé.	1.1667	0.04639	102	89	9	4
4713	So, you look different than your profile pic…	1.1667	0.03950	90	75	15	0
4714	You should enjoy the little things, we only live once	1.1667	0.04100	96	81	14	1
4715	Ummm…this is awkward. This isn’t what I had mind when I said ‘Catwoman’ was my dream girl on my dating profile.	1.1667	0.04091	84	70	14	0
4716	Ya see, the thing about fillers is…	1.1667	0.04604	96	83	10	3
4717	No matter what happens, you'll always by my Chianti Kitty.	1.1654	0.03834	127	109	15	3
4718	Would you prefer a wine saucer?	1.1653	0.03588	121	102	18	1
4719	Date night.	1.1652	0.03691	115	97	17	1
4720	It's got a hair of the dog that bit you in it.	1.1652	0.03892	115	98	15	2
4721	Enough of your day. Let me tell you about mine.	1.1652	0.03691	115	97	17	1
4722	It's a Muscat - enjoy!	1.1652	0.04083	115	99	13	3
4723	It’s not Yellowtail.	1.1651	0.03573	109	96	11	2
4724	Drink up. All the dog gets is toilet water.	1.1651	0.04020	109	93	14	2
4725	I know -- you wanted champagne	1.1651	0.04020	109	93	14	2
4726	You forgot addiction, my boy. It's curiosity plus addiction.	1.1651	0.03573	109	91	18	0
4727	It's a naïve, domestic little 2% milk, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption.	1.1651	0.04020	109	93	14	2
4728	I agree. “Souris 76” was not a good mouse wine.	1.1651	0.04020	109	93	14	2
4729	I, too, am picking up notes of cat dander.	1.1651	0.04020	109	93	14	2
4730	And when I told them how you plan to get the Democrats back on track well, trust me, that was a conversation stopper	1.1651	0.04020	109	93	14	2
4731	Hope you like this Caternet Sauvage '92. It was a very good year.	1.1651	0.04226	109	94	12	3
4732	Granted that we found out the hard way that 2019 can no longer be said to be a good year for milk. Still, I think you will find it was a very good year for Napa Cab.	1.1651	0.03803	109	92	16	1
4733	I could get arrested for this teehee	1.1651	0.04226	109	94	12	3
4734	Tuesdays with Meowry	1.1651	0.03803	109	92	16	1
4735	Cheers to you! Meow! Cheers to you! And the feline war began.	1.1651	0.04020	109	93	14	2
4736	No, it’s pronounced NOIR.	1.1651	0.04020	109	93	14	2
4737	Come closer. I want to tell you about the time I fell off a wall.	1.1650	0.04384	103	89	11	3
4738	Scratch here often?	1.1650	0.03926	103	87	15	1
4739	what will be your entree?	1.1650	0.04384	103	89	11	3
4740	A little presumptuous, but quite felicitous, don't you think?	1.1650	0.04384	103	89	11	3
4741	This is nice.	1.1650	0.04161	103	88	13	2
4742	We need to share more substantive down time.	1.1650	0.04596	103	90	9	4
4743	Sorry Kitty, your catnip has dropped out of the supply-chain.	1.1650	0.03926	103	87	15	1
4744	It’s your favorite Chardonnay.	1.1650	0.03676	103	86	17	0
4745	Chateau Catnip, your favorite.	1.1650	0.04596	103	90	9	4
4746	Actually, I don’t even own a television.	1.1650	0.04161	103	88	13	2
4747	She’ll totally pick me. She’s a dog person.” “But have you seen my tricks?	1.1650	0.03676	103	91	10	2
4748	Should we get a boxer or a lab ? You get to choose.	1.1649	0.04560	97	84	10	3
4749	You'll love it. It's a blender drink. 2 shots liquified mouse, one shot month-old salmon, and a jigger of catnip.Topped with a still-moving silverfish."	1.1649	0.04318	97	83	12	2
4750	I should drink red wine if I’m going to eat you later.	1.1649	0.04061	97	82	14	1
4751	I noticed you don't have a neck either, so it's a good thing we're sharing this wine.	1.1649	0.04789	97	85	8	4
4752	Nothing better than a little catnip before bed.	1.1649	0.04560	97	84	10	3
4753	First,a toast: To us and to a mutually beneficial investment in a scratch AND stain resistant slipcover.	1.1649	0.04061	97	82	14	1
4754	No disrespect to Judi Dench, but you’re right, this wine has aged like Old Deuteronomy.	1.1649	0.04061	97	82	14	1
4755	Why do you always need a glass of wine before you’ll touch me?	1.1649	0.04061	97	82	14	1
4756	How are you liking your cabernet, Cat Bernie?	1.1649	0.05219	97	87	4	6
4757	I thought it time we talk about taking this relationship to the next level.	1.1649	0.04318	97	83	12	2
4758	I would offer a toast to long life but you already have nine of them.	1.1649	0.04061	97	82	14	1
4759	Cheers,mate	1.1649	0.04318	97	83	12	2
4760	The label said "Notes of rat and a bird-feathery finish."	1.1649	0.04318	97	83	12	2
4761	We're so different, you drink red wine, I prefer rosé, I love French food, you hate paté...	1.1649	0.04789	97	85	8	4
4762	So, it's agreed, the only thing we have in common is a good Bordeaux.	1.1649	0.04318	97	83	12	2
4763	I heard a glass of wine a day can lengthen your life… I’m gonna go ahead and assume that cats just get another	1.1649	0.04318	97	83	12	2
4764	I'm so glad we could finally do this.	1.1649	0.04061	97	82	14	1
4765	Honestly at first I was worried I was being catfished but you look just like your photo.	1.1649	0.04061	97	82	14	1
4766	And then I said; gas prices are on the rise because we are part of a global economy	1.1649	0.04061	97	82	14	1
4767	I think you'll like it. There's a hint of catmint and yarnball.	1.1648	0.03911	91	76	15	0
4768	And why do they call you alley-oops?	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
4769	Was it chilled?	1.1648	0.04756	91	79	9	3
4770	I figured you'd especially appreciate the oaky finish.	1.1648	0.04492	91	78	11	2
4771	You'll find it pairs well with dead mouse.	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
4772	I read that this ‘09 vintage promotes long life.	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
4773	Dan, the pandemic intimacy has been a bit much. I think we should start seeing other people.	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
4774	Thank you for a purrrfect evening” “Stop it Carl!	1.1648	0.05006	91	80	7	4
4775	This pairs nicely with hairball” 🍷	1.1648	0.03911	91	76	15	0
4776	You know your boss said you don’t have to work remote anymore, Paul.	1.1648	0.05006	91	80	7	4
4777	This is the Purrgundy. Would you have purrferred the Purrdeaux?	1.1648	0.04756	91	79	9	3
4778	I said merlot, not meowlot	1.1647	0.04047	85	71	14	0
4779	This is purrfect!	1.1647	0.04978	85	74	8	3
4780	Tomorrow. Catnip is tomorrow.	1.1647	0.04379	85	72	12	1
4781	Of course you're old enough to drink - in cat years. Just don't spill any of it on the couch.	1.1647	0.04379	85	72	12	1
4782	Can I get you a footstool?	1.1647	0.04688	85	73	10	2
4783	Heavy petting, Whats that?	1.1647	0.04379	85	72	12	1
4784	First I swiped left and then I thought what the heck and swiped right…	1.1647	0.04379	85	72	12	1
4785	It pairs well with kibble.	1.1647	0.04379	85	72	12	1
4786	L’chaim hits different the eighth time around.	1.1647	0.04978	85	74	8	3
4787	we've been doing this since 2020, hooman	1.1647	0.04379	85	72	12	1
4788	Maybe now you’ll mellow the fuck out.	1.1647	0.04978	85	74	8	3
4789	Skittles, my last cat, tragically fell down the stairs… More wine?	1.1646	0.04911	79	68	9	2
4790	Given the restrictions,have to rely on Fluffy for the city gossip	1.1642	0.03699	134	115	16	3
4791	No, it’s just CALLED Catawba.	1.1642	0.03848	134	116	14	4
4792	Reds don't go with fish you philistine!	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
4793	This box wine reminded me of your production.	1.1638	0.04051	116	100	13	3
4794	I went to great lengths to give you this drink.	1.1638	0.04232	116	101	11	4
4795	You lapped finicky and diva-like some time ago, you're now in Seinfeld character territory, and well on your way to full-blown psychosis. Cheers.	1.1638	0.03861	116	99	15	2
4796	Enjoying the mousekatel?	1.1636	0.04190	110	95	12	3
4797	I'm sorry, I don't have straws.	1.1636	0.03986	110	94	14	2
4798	I'm sorry...it's Merlot, I am out of the CATbernet." Heidi Roe, Myrtle Point, Oregon	1.1636	0.04385	110	96	10	4
4799	Yes. Paw it gently....	1.1636	0.04190	110	95	12	3
4800	So. May I call you pussy.	1.1636	0.03986	110	94	14	2
4801	It has just a certain whiff of catnip which delivers an irresistible aroma.	1.1636	0.04190	110	95	12	3
4802	How does this pair with wetfood?	1.1636	0.04190	110	95	12	3
4803	If you already have pajamas…could I be your meow?	1.1635	0.04345	104	90	11	3
4804	I don't get the urinous note. It's rather mousey if you ask me.	1.1635	0.03891	104	88	15	1
4805	HLook Tabby,lockdowns are over and we just cannot keep watching reruns of Mouseketeers.	1.1635	0.04124	104	89	13	2
4806	I'll let you sit on the couch just this once.	1.1635	0.04124	104	89	13	2
4807	I rather have a meow-tini	1.1635	0.04124	104	89	13	2
4808	I thought cats meow, so why are you whining?	1.1635	0.03644	104	87	17	0
4809	You're right. I look nothing like the cat in my profile picture.	1.1635	0.04345	104	90	11	3
4810	You need to start licking yourself in the privacy of your own cat tree.	1.1635	0.03644	104	87	17	0
4811	Thank you for your invitation. Now, what's on your mind?	1.1635	0.04345	104	90	11	3
4812	Go get the cheese and mouse	1.1635	0.03891	104	88	15	1
4813	You look less than pleased with your Chat-eau Neuf du Papp.	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
4814	It's the latest taste in wine, packaged in disposable fishbowls.	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
4815	No milk?” “It’s a supply chain issue.	1.1633	0.04023	98	83	14	1
4816	Dry, fruity and a soupçon of kitty litter.	1.1633	0.04023	98	83	14	1
4817	Did you catch the cat nip undertones?	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
4818	It's a mouse-catel.	1.1633	0.04516	98	85	10	3
4819	Early notes of litterbox and catnip fail to fully develop, but still eminently drinkable!	1.1633	0.04743	98	86	8	4
4820	Do you have any milk instead?	1.1633	0.04023	98	83	14	1
4821	Can you pick up the notes of catnip?	1.1633	0.04023	98	83	14	1
4822	I know you like to chase the red dot, but isn't this more fun?	1.1633	0.03753	98	82	16	0
4823	Don't worry about your sandbox... A bit of red would not hurt	1.1633	0.04516	98	85	10	3
4824	so, ah, what is your favourite Broadway show, you say?	1.1633	0.04023	98	83	14	1
4825	You won't meow about this at the next AA meeting. Will you?	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
4826	Pairs perfectly with canned salmon, or dry kibble.	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
4827	I hate to drink alone.	1.1630	0.03872	92	77	15	0
4828	Sorry,Fluffy,I had to put you on catnip tea. You blew my wine budget last month.	1.1630	0.04708	92	80	9	3
4829	Why don't you slide that b*tthole over this way.	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
4830	It's not a coincidence that you would think that Sauv Blanc has notes of your litter box.	1.1630	0.03872	92	77	15	0
4831	It's actually Gewürztraminer. There's an umlaut involved.	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
4832	Just so you know, that's one of the finer things in life that you can't claw to shreds like you did my slippers.	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
4833	Could I interest you in a nosh?	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
4834	Easy for you to say 'No need to rush things, the night is still young'. I'm not nocturnal.	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
4835	They say that red wine is best for marking your territory.	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
4836	I don’t know. There’s something about drinking wine on a Thursday night that feels unnatural.	1.1630	0.04708	92	80	9	3
4837	And after my 8th life, I’ve finally decided I’m going to try.	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
4838	Swirl. Sniff. Sip. Savor. Swallow.	1.1628	0.04332	86	73	12	1
4839	And if you hold it on your tongue, you can taste hints of kibble and tuna.	1.1628	0.04637	86	74	10	2
4840	Do I detect an herbal note of cat nip?	1.1628	0.04004	86	72	14	0
4841	Is this the cat’s meow or what?	1.1628	0.04332	86	73	12	1
4842	I'm hoping this 1945 Domaine De La Romanée-Conti will meet your standards.	1.1628	0.05194	86	76	6	4
4843	No, you first.	1.1628	0.04332	86	73	12	1
4844	Catnip is so first life. A mature cat should have the finer things.	1.1628	0.04637	86	74	10	2
4845	Are you enjoying the mistletoe wine?	1.1626	0.03718	123	105	16	2
4846	They told me lions often pair it with wildebeest.	1.1625	0.04151	80	67	13	0
4847	The word is ice, and not mice.	1.1624	0.04018	117	101	13	3
4848	Please, it takes more than one glass of wine to make me frisky!	1.1624	0.03831	117	100	15	2
4849	This is better than cuddling.	1.1624	0.03831	117	100	15	2
4850	Neighbor's dog went at you again? This'll help.	1.1622	0.03953	111	95	14	2
4851	My catnip is stronger than this weed.	1.1622	0.04348	111	97	10	4
4852	Smells a little fishy, right?	1.1622	0.03740	111	96	13	2
4853	You’re right Mittens! This is a bit mousy.	1.1622	0.04155	111	96	12	3
4854	If it's not to your liking, feel free to swat it away.	1.1622	0.03273	111	95	16	0
4855	I’m just happy you’re not a dog.	1.1622	0.03514	111	93	18	0
4856	Hopefully you’ll now be less likely to suddenly leave the room.	1.1619	0.04088	105	90	13	2
4857	Practice makes purr-fect.	1.1619	0.03612	105	88	17	0
4858	I'm grateful to the quarantine for taking our relationship to the next level.	1.1619	0.03857	105	89	15	1
4859	C H E E R S !	1.1619	0.04088	105	90	13	2
4860	dogversation incoming	1.1619	0.04514	105	92	9	4
4861	We’re getting a new poppy!	1.1619	0.04088	105	90	13	2
4862	Your great uncle Morris, rest his soul, used the term “Finicky” to describe this particular vintage.	1.1619	0.03857	105	89	15	1
4863	It’s skim, hope that’s okay?	1.1619	0.04306	105	91	11	3
4864	I can’t tell if this is corked or feral	1.1619	0.04088	105	90	13	2
4865	I hope you like it, the sommelier said it was particularly mousy with notes of wet tuna and anchovies.	1.1619	0.04306	105	91	11	3
4866	Enjoy the wine, you've had a hard day too	1.1619	0.04306	105	91	11	3
4867	I though you'd like a little wine after your Fancy Feast.	1.1616	0.03718	99	83	16	0
4868	I’m getting buttery notes with just hint of chipmunk.	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
4869	Would you like the Lord Jesus to save you?	1.1616	0.04473	99	86	10	3
4870	You can abstain sometime in your next eight.	1.1616	0.03986	99	84	14	1
4871	How's the Meowlot?	1.1616	0.04473	99	86	10	3
4872	I won't tell anyone if you won't	1.1616	0.03986	99	84	14	1
4873	Who’s gonna do the second purr?	1.1616	0.04698	99	87	8	4
4874	With hints of beef in gravy?	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
4875	Hermione, that’s polyjuice potion, not wine!	1.1616	0.04473	99	86	10	3
4876	You know Larry this wine would be great with that dried cat food you dish out every day.. I can taste cat nip with a hint of other crap..	1.1616	0.04473	99	86	10	3
4877	My mother told me we'd hit it off.	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
4878	Is the catnip chilled to your liking?	1.1616	0.03986	99	84	14	1
4879	I've been catfished to the highest degree.	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
4880	Do I hunt you when you are not looking? Yes. But that doesn’t mean I’m not your best friend”	1.1616	0.03986	99	84	14	1
4881	and if you KEEP drinking, you'll see the ring on my finger!	1.1613	0.04402	93	80	11	2
4882	I sure hope that you are the proper age to be drinking!	1.1613	0.04904	93	82	7	4
4883	Scorpio. What about you?	1.1613	0.03835	93	78	15	0
4884	So How was your Weed ?	1.1613	0.04402	93	80	11	2
4885	In case you don't have nine lives, Buttons	1.1613	0.04660	93	81	9	3
4886	A purrfect way to spend our evening!	1.1613	0.04402	93	80	11	2
4887	Above all, don’t fall.	1.1613	0.04402	93	80	11	2
4888	. “Now that the pandemic is behind us ... perhaps we should go back to bring Master & Pet ...”	1.1613	0.04402	93	80	11	2
4889	Your owner told me to prepare a fancy feast	1.1613	0.03835	93	78	15	0
4890	I'm so glad you agreed to get together after that blind date at the Pussy Cat Club -	1.1610	0.03605	118	100	17	1
4891	Does this mean you won’t scratch the sofa?	1.1610	0.03800	118	101	15	2
4892	A Pinot? Meee-ow	1.1610	0.03986	118	102	13	3
4893	So I guess for you, ‘catnip’ is an all-encompassing term.	1.1610	0.03605	118	100	17	1
4894	Yes, red like the dot, but this one sneaks up on you.	1.1610	0.04164	118	103	11	4
4895	It's a good thing you're here, so I'm not drinking alone.	1.1609	0.04286	87	74	12	1
4896	Let's drink up, then I'll show you my etchings.	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
4897	I've always wanted to visit a Cat House!	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
4898	Do all felines prefer Mos-cat-o?	1.1609	0.03962	87	73	14	0
4899	Overall an excellent blend, with provocative essences of mouse blood, bird feathers, and lizard skin.	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
4900	You might find this a bit odd, but would you mind scratching my ear a bit.	1.1609	0.04286	87	74	12	1
4901	We never get to just talk anymore ..:	1.1609	0.04286	87	74	12	1
4902	Yes, I spiked it with catnip.	1.1609	0.04286	87	74	12	1
4903	It’s an acquired taste, like licking your own butt. Over time, you learn to savour it.	1.1609	0.03962	87	73	14	0
4904	But, it's Chat-donnay!	1.1609	0.04870	87	76	8	3
4905	Relax, it's hard being a cat lawyer these days.	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
4906	Hearty Burgundy with mouse au vin?	1.1609	0.04870	87	76	8	3
4907	If God wanted cats to get drunk, she would have given us a brain.	1.1609	0.04286	87	74	12	1
4908	I’m NOT drinking any f****** merlot!	1.1609	0.04286	87	74	12	1
4909	Tasting notes are catnip and kitty litter	1.1609	0.04870	87	76	8	3
4910	I guess I just misunderstood what you meant when you suggested 'catfishing'.	1.1609	0.03962	87	73	14	0
4911	Come closer, dear	1.1607	0.04311	112	98	10	4
4912	Phil was curious when Fluffy admitted her love language was scratching the furniture	1.1607	0.03710	112	95	16	1
4913	I'm sorry, they were out of Chardonnay.	1.1607	0.04120	112	97	12	3
4914	The ad said female, not feline.	1.1607	0.04120	112	97	12	3
4915	Catnip, a new match making app for pets and potential owners, never made it through beta testing.	1.1607	0.04494	112	99	8	5
4916	I thought white would go well with sardines”.	1.1605	0.04797	81	70	9	2
4917	If they want to drink Merlot, we're drinking Merlot.	1.1605	0.05109	81	71	7	3
4918	So, you know, that sign in the yard that says 'no littering' doesn't apply to you... by all means use the litterbox!	1.1605	0.04104	81	68	13	0
4919	Dave at the pet store highly recommended this vintage.	1.1605	0.04104	81	68	13	0
4920	What did you think of the Pâté?	1.1605	0.04104	81	68	13	0
4921	Hope you like it. Its a 1954 Blanc de tuna.	1.1604	0.04052	106	91	13	2
4922	If you're going to be on the couch you're going to be civilized	1.1604	0.03824	106	90	15	1
4923	It's a vintage Cat-awba.....	1.1604	0.04670	106	94	7	5
4924	I’m drinking my friend to the end of a sweet episode!	1.1604	0.03824	106	90	15	1
4925	Cat-bleis?	1.1604	0.03824	106	90	15	1
4926	From your profile, I never would have known that you’re a cat.	1.1604	0.04268	106	92	11	3
4927	It's an amusing little Riesling	1.1604	0.04052	106	91	13	2
4928	It's a New Zealand sauvignon blanc. Don't you love the slight hint of pipi de chat?	1.1604	0.04268	106	92	11	3
4929	Wait. Did you say 'meow' or 'Merlot?'	1.1604	0.03824	106	90	15	1
4930	Trust me! This progression is good for both of us.	1.1604	0.03824	106	90	15	1
4931	Nothing like a good glass of wine with friends.	1.1604	0.04052	106	91	13	2
4932	You may detect some notes of catnip.	1.1604	0.04052	106	91	13	2
4933	You don’t look like your profile picture”	1.1604	0.03581	106	89	17	0
4934	We really should do this again sometime.	1.1604	0.04052	106	91	13	2
4935	I didn't have the blood of small tortured animals, so it's a pinotage.	1.1600	0.04197	100	86	12	2
4936	I've never been a cat person before, but I'm willing to trust the algorithm.	1.1600	0.03949	100	85	14	1
4937	I'm getting top notes of kibble, with a lingering hint of hairball.	1.1600	0.03949	100	85	14	1
4938	Say Puss...This is way better than "hair of the dog," no?	1.1600	0.04197	100	86	12	2
4939	Please don't take this as criticism, but this is a new couch and I usually insist that guests wear pants.	1.1600	0.04197	100	86	12	2
4940	Would you mind if I used your box?	1.1600	0.04431	100	87	10	3
4941	Red wine stains?	1.1600	0.04431	100	87	10	3
4942	I thought you'd like the fruity undertones with the hint of mouse...	1.1600	0.04431	100	87	10	3
4943	No, I did not ask, 'How are you feline?"	1.1600	0.04197	100	86	12	2
4944	You take the first sip, my friend!	1.1600	0.03685	100	86	13	1
4945	Deliciously mousy with a cat pee note, wouldn’t you say?	1.1600	0.03949	100	85	14	1
4946	A nip with a cat is sooo much better than “catnip”	1.1600	0.04431	100	87	10	3
4947	Notes of catnip and squeak toys,a very nice mewlot.	1.1600	0.04431	100	87	10	3
4948	Now sit it on the table and I'll knock it off.	1.1600	0.03949	100	85	14	1
4949	My Mother worries about cat hairs on the sofa.	1.1600	0.04431	100	87	10	3
4950	Let’s just try it without catnip this time	1.1600	0.04654	100	88	8	4
4951	At least you won’t go on the couch… On no	1.1600	0.04431	100	87	10	3
4952	I would have never thought that cats also drink when feeling depressed.	1.1600	0.03835	125	108	14	3
4953	It’s a taste that takes time to acquire, but you’ll find it’s a much less toxic vice than mice	1.1600	0.03685	100	84	16	0
4954	This isn't the '82.	1.1600	0.04197	100	86	12	2
4955	Is this a Nap Valley Meowbec?!	1.1600	0.04866	100	89	6	5
4956	I said meow not Marlo	1.1597	0.03771	119	102	15	2
4957	Did I mention the Wordle solution today was "neuter"	1.1597	0.04300	119	105	9	5
4958	Purina's new meowrlow, with notes of mackerel - very low hiss-tamines.	1.1597	0.04300	119	105	9	5
4959	We’re lucky we haven’t had to change our social life post pandemic.	1.1597	0.03955	119	103	13	3
4960	Don't look at me like that,after 2 years of COVID,you deserve that glass too.	1.1596	0.04613	94	82	9	3
4961	Mouse!	1.1596	0.04358	94	81	11	2
4962	I'd like our relationship to be a little more "woof" and a little less "meow."	1.1596	0.04358	94	84	7	3
4963	It's been a long 2 years.	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
4964	You’ll be the first to scratch	1.1596	0.04358	94	81	11	2
4965	Mitzi didn't have the heart to tell John that his mouse-forward catnip wine had turned.	1.1596	0.04855	94	83	7	4
4966	I pet a dog today	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
4967	Lockdown socialites.	1.1596	0.04358	94	81	11	2
4968	… and that’s when I promised myself I’d never again lie about drinking alone at my annual physical.	1.1596	0.04358	94	81	11	2
4969	…and you’re sure this isn’t stronger than catnip? I have a big day tomorrow.	1.1596	0.04613	94	82	9	3
4970	Please make me 💯% indoor cat cuz I tasted a bird once & yuck 🤢 but I have no will power to stop myself if I get ahold of another one. 😬	1.1596	0.04358	94	81	11	2
4971	It’s a vintage from 2006 or in your case 2 lives ago.	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
4972	This wine has complex notes of catnip, tangy tuna and flavors of hairball.	1.1594	0.05313	69	60	7	2
4973	I feel we’ve been growing apart. Don’t you find me ignorable in close proximity anymore?	1.1593	0.03888	113	97	14	2
4974	I thought I would switch it up tonight from a glass of catnip to a glass of wine.	1.1593	0.03679	113	96	16	1
4975	I get really pissy sometimes too.	1.1593	0.03679	113	96	16	1
4976	... so then I said, 'No Mrs. Pedersham, it's not a stray, it's an Aritocat".	1.1593	0.04456	113	100	8	5
4977	„Have you ever heard from that dog again?”	1.1593	0.04630	113	101	6	6
4978	I wish everyday was Caturday	1.1593	0.03679	113	101	9	3
4979	Your slow blink has captured my heart.	1.1591	0.04241	88	75	12	1
4980	Do you always wear your socks inside?	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
4981	I chose this wine for you because of its oaky notes of kibble and the piscine finish.	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
4982	Do you know how it is to pair a wine with 9 Lives?	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
4983	I thought you'd like it. It's a Mouselle."	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
4984	I find “cat lady” to be derisive and cliché. “Cat sommelier” captures the subtle nuances without leaving a tannic finish. Don’t you agree?	1.1591	0.04241	88	75	12	1
4985	So your Trans species right	1.1591	0.03921	88	74	14	0
4986	A vintage pinot grigio that I've found to pair purrfectly with Dover sole.	1.1589	0.04017	107	92	13	2
4987	Ah,you must be serving filet of rodent. Excellent choice.	1.1589	0.04017	107	92	13	2
4988	So, dogs ha?	1.1589	0.03551	107	90	17	0
4989	Drink your milk this way instead of making a mess with the milk bowl	1.1589	0.03791	107	91	15	1
4990	But you always think there are notes of mouse!	1.1589	0.03791	107	91	15	1
4991	Here's to the hair of the dog that almost bit you.	1.1589	0.04017	107	92	13	2
4992	It's funny. Before teleworking, all of my daytime drinking took place in the bathroom.	1.1589	0.03791	107	91	15	1
4993	We had tuna last night.	1.1589	0.03551	107	90	17	0
4994	OK, we are done with your week. Now let me tell you what I had to go through with that damn dog!	1.1589	0.04231	107	93	11	3
4995	. “Come now, you can sit close again. The hives are almost gone and I can feel the swelling starting to subside. Honest”.	1.1589	0.04017	107	92	13	2
4996	Really, no, I wanted to turn them off too, even before the slap.	1.1589	0.03791	107	91	15	1
4997	It wasn't until Bob proposed that things got awkward for Miss Kitty Boots.	1.1587	0.03807	126	109	14	3
4998	TBH, I preferred your 2017 ‘Fancy Feast.’	1.1587	0.03457	126	107	18	1
4999	...and I'm telling you, it has a nose like you wouldn't believe!	1.1585	0.04743	82	71	9	2
5000	Paint me with your gelato like one of your Disney bears.	1.1585	0.04058	82	69	13	0
5001	My job only leaves time for me to date my cat	1.1585	0.05050	82	72	7	3
5002	I’d say it’s very full-bodied with notes of catnip and fur balls.	1.1585	0.05050	82	72	7	3
5003	Thanks for meeting up. Didn’t know if you’d swipe right or swat left.	1.1585	0.05050	82	72	7	3
5004	It pairs very well with mice.	1.1584	0.03913	101	86	14	1
5005	You’re right! It IS light and fruity with notes of halibut and fresh-killed songbird!	1.1584	0.04610	101	89	8	4
5006	Your whine is " PURRFECT"	1.1584	0.04158	101	87	12	2
5007	Thanks; I’ve been hounded all day	1.1584	0.03913	101	86	14	1
5008	It's a really nice vintage with hints of catnip and a subtle mousy bouquet.	1.1584	0.03913	101	86	14	1
5009	Most people prefer it to catnip, I promise.	1.1584	0.04158	101	87	12	2
5010	So,have you seen "Cats?" It's about these cats...	1.1584	0.03913	101	86	14	1
5011	How long have you been on the CATch dating site?	1.1584	0.04390	101	88	10	3
5012	I'm so sorry, I realize now that Red is not the best with fish.	1.1584	0.04390	101	88	10	3
5013	Nice body. Good balance. I’m getting tannins, I’m getting oak. And is that a subtle hint of Tidy Cat on the nose?	1.1584	0.03913	101	86	14	1
5014	This is a couch, not a scratch post.	1.1584	0.03913	101	86	14	1
5015	The sardine pizza will be shortly.	1.1584	0.03369	101	86	15	0
5016	Turns out, on account of Larry’s one bad ear, that Tom was in fact inviting him up for a nightcap, not catnip…	1.1584	0.03913	101	86	14	1
5017	I dont mean to be rude but she was so catty" "oh I know, takes one to know one	1.1584	0.04390	101	88	10	3
5018	But I thought Pinot Meower was your favorite.	1.1579	0.04568	95	83	9	3
5019	You make a purrrrfect Kitty cocktail.	1.1579	0.04316	95	82	11	2
5020	Remember, you're only getting it this one time 'cause I ran out of catnip.	1.1579	0.04053	114	99	12	3
5021	Just think of it as tuna water.	1.1579	0.04053	114	99	12	3
5022	Ohh, PINOT NOIR. My bad. I thought you said "Pee now" on the couch.	1.1579	0.04316	95	82	11	2
5023	You're not mousy. But, per your request, the wine is.	1.1579	0.04807	95	84	7	4
5024	I spent all day licking my own fur, so meh.	1.1579	0.04316	95	82	11	2
5025	I’m hoping you like Cabernet. Milk is getting way to expensive.	1.1579	0.04316	95	82	11	2
5026	Thanks for drinking wine with me during the pandemic, I promise when this is over I will sit and eat cat food with you.	1.1579	0.04048	95	81	13	1
5027	Now, let's pretend we are married.	1.1579	0.03650	114	97	16	1
5028	I’m having my usual Scotch on the rocks and I thought you would prefer a “Cat Nip.”	1.1579	0.04568	95	83	9	3
5029	I've been dreaming of a night like this for the past two years.	1.1579	0.04975	76	66	8	2
5030	The Naming of Wines is a difficult matter...	1.1579	0.04048	95	81	13	1
5031	I think that our relationship really progressed during Covid, but at this point the long daytime naps and endlessly staring out the window needs to change.	1.1579	0.04316	95	82	11	2
5032	This isn’t wine ..it’s the blood from the last person who said dogs are a man’s best friend.	1.1579	0.04048	95	81	13	1
5033	We’ve tried but our relationship is potentially catastrophic.	1.1579	0.04316	95	82	11	2
5034	George, I feel like you're not respecting my boundaries when I ask for space...	1.1579	0.04048	95	81	13	1
5035	I’ve heard wine helps with hairballs.	1.1579	0.04807	95	84	7	4
5036	I'm sure that you will find this much better than scratching your claws on the couch.	1.1574	0.03982	108	93	13	2
5037	I think you will be amused by the hint of catnip	1.1574	0.03758	108	92	15	1
5038	No, CRT is not Cats Revolt Tonight.	1.1574	0.03758	108	92	15	1
5039	C’mon, it may smell like cat piss to you but you should taste it!	1.1574	0.04194	108	94	11	3
5040	Let's try some whine in a glass.	1.1574	0.03758	108	92	15	1
5041	It's quite nice on the palate, a little oaky with a hint of berries, tobacco and mouse	1.1574	0.03758	108	92	15	1
5042	I'm going to have to disagree with you, Mark. I'm not detecting any cat pee in this Sauvignon Blanc.	1.1574	0.04194	108	94	11	3
5043	Okay then...shall I just tell you about my day?	1.1574	0.03758	108	92	15	1
5044	So then I says, "you scoop the poop and I'll act adorable every other Thursday".	1.1574	0.03982	108	93	13	2
5045	It was a tad irresponsible of you to throw away your sixth life like that, but chin up, you’ve got three more to go.	1.1574	0.03982	108	93	13	2
5046	This is a new low for book club.	1.1574	0.04194	108	94	11	3
5047	It’s chateau de catnip so let’s, ahem, ‘get crunk.’	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
5048	You've done really well since I abandoned you. I couldn't be more proud.	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
5049	How do you like the wine, Mittens?” “Well , Harold, when you said you want a little nip before bedtime, I thought you meant CATnip…	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
5050	It's the catnip of a vintage, don't you agree?	1.1573	0.04767	89	78	8	3
5051	So Do you think that this will complement your Meow Mix?	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
5052	I know. You prefer the white "wine." Anita Barlow, Edmond, OK	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
5053	Mmmm, purrlot	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
5054	Notice the hint of catnip	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
5055	Drink this and you'll be just like me.	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
5056	Try it, it's vin mouse-eux.	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
5057	yes, Suzanne- I got the joke… but ‘Cat-Purr-Nee’ was just not that funny…	1.1573	0.04767	89	78	8	3
5058	Well Adam, I actually prefer a whisky but these are tough times.	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
5059	Don't worry. Only sauvignon blanc smells like your pee.	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
5060	Bon Appetit!	1.1569	0.04567	102	90	8	4
5061	You know, sometimes slurping won't drown out your sorrows fast enough.	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
5062	I think you'll like this cabernet. It is fruity and full-bodied	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
5063	Come sit by me ... and think of it as catnip for humans.	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
5064	I think we should start seeing other cats.	1.1569	0.03878	102	87	14	1
5065	How do you like the cat nip?	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
5066	Tom Jones sang ‘What’s New Pussycat.’ One point for me.	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
5067	Just as you requested, a glass of whine.	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
5068	I tried your catnip, now you try my wine!	1.1569	0.04350	102	89	10	3
5069	… and that’s when I said, “you’re kitten me!	1.1569	0.03878	102	87	14	1
5070	come on, text her...don't be a...	1.1569	0.03878	102	87	14	1
5071	Always nice to share hot goss with an old coworker!	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
5072	Oh you like it? It’s a PET nat	1.1569	0.03878	102	87	14	1
5073	Shall we also make some biscuits?	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
5074	I understand it's oak-y, with a slight catnip bouquet	1.1566	0.04689	83	72	9	2
5075	I know It’s not your normal wine bowl. But try sipping this once. For me.	1.1566	0.04014	83	70	13	0
5076	Who is the sweetest and most adorable cutie pie? Hmm? Hmmm? It's you!	1.1566	0.04689	83	72	9	2
5077	The important thing is we don't clink glasses. That's the ABC of social distancing.	1.1565	0.03825	115	99	14	2
5078	Go ahead and just enjoy it, you only live nine lives.	1.1565	0.03403	115	97	18	0
5079	Oh, Kitty, I'm not THAT kind of Republican. I would never grab your pouilly fuissé.	1.1565	0.03825	115	99	14	2
5080	This is really nice. I’m glad we did this.	1.1565	0.03825	115	99	14	2
5081	Yes, I get that I do, but what I’m saying is that being able to go outside is a quality versus quantity issue too.	1.1565	0.03620	115	98	16	1
5082	But why the neutering. I wanted to travel…	1.1562	0.04523	96	84	9	3
5083	Just think of it as hairball medicine	1.1562	0.04759	96	85	7	4
5084	It's a perfect pairing with mouse tartare.	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
5085	Do you feel awkward, without a neck?	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
5086	Are you sure you're the real Catwoman?	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
5087	I know right now it might feel a little awkward, but I thought we could look into getting some species appropriate furniture that would be more comfortable for you …	1.1562	0.03408	128	109	18	1
5088	First dates are always a little hairy.	1.1562	0.04523	96	84	9	3
5089	It is true. We do look alike.	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
5090	Cheer up. Wine has stealth benefits.	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
5091	It is better than cat nip. Trust me	1.1562	0.03725	96	81	15	0
5092	After last night... how's "a hair of the dog" working?	1.1562	0.04523	96	84	9	3
5093	There's a certain sophistication, full-bodied, and your catnip has way too many carbs.	1.1562	0.04523	96	84	9	3
5094	Why don’t you come a little bit closer…	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
5095	Yes, it is surprisingly good for a 'box wine'.	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
5096	This chianti pairs eccellente with the Friskies entree	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
5097	I should tell you upfront. I don't go for more than heavy petting on the first date.	1.1562	0.03725	96	81	15	0
5098	I'm glad you're not a catfish.	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
5099	I was expecting something a little more… tawny	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
5100	Two glasses in and I’m already starting to act a bit catty.	1.1562	0.03725	96	83	12	1
5101	I've gotta stop letting the feral cats from two blocks away coerce me into these pranks. But I have had far more disgusting things than my own urine...	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
5102	So this is what you really meant when you wanted a catnip.	1.1560	0.03948	109	94	13	2
5103	Remember...red with meat...white with fish! The cold duck is only for special occasions!	1.1560	0.03948	109	94	13	2
5104	Deep mauve color with aromas of day-old flounder, rodent skins and gushing catnip and with a dash of loamy aloofness and fragrant ennui.	1.1560	0.04158	109	95	11	3
5105	You’ll like it. It’s a French Purrrlot.”	1.1560	0.03727	109	93	15	1
5106	Sure, the wine snob in you hates mousy wine, but you're also a cat.	1.1560	0.04357	109	96	9	4
5107	I think you’ll really dig the grassy notes.	1.1560	0.03948	109	94	13	2
5108	...And then you say whatever comes to you, just as if we were on a real date.	1.1560	0.03948	109	94	13	2
5109	I promise that’s the last time I’ll call it purr-gundy.	1.1560	0.03948	109	94	13	2
5110	I decided to finally try out the new Animal Farm dating app	1.1560	0.03948	109	94	13	2
5111	Don't worry. There are plenty of fish in the sea.	1.1558	0.04553	77	66	10	1
5112	And how do you feel about that?	1.1557	0.03685	122	105	15	2
5113	So, now that the dogs are out…	1.1557	0.03685	122	105	15	2
5114	It’s merlot not meowlot.	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
5115	I was always a dog person before I met you.	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
5116	I also stopped drinking milk at 21.	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
5117	You know, nobody will believe me when I say we both like Chardonnay.	1.1556	0.04444	90	78	10	2
5118	Yes I know it’s not catnip, but I think it has redeeming aspects all the same	1.1556	0.03842	90	76	14	0
5119	It's spiked with catnip!	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
5120	He said “They were neck and neck!” …and I just pretended to understand.	1.1556	0.04717	90	79	8	3
5121	My dearest Fluffy,occasionally we all have to give up one or two things for a greater purpose…	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
5122	So I said to myself, why not put cat food in the wine and make it work for the both of us.	1.1556	0.04444	90	78	10	2
5123	This COVID lockdown has really brought us closer Chester	1.1556	0.03842	90	76	14	0
5124	The tasting notes suggest it should pair exceptionally well with kibble!	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
5125	This wine is a cat astrophe	1.1556	0.04444	90	78	10	2
5126	I finally found something to make all those hair balls with.	1.1556	0.04444	90	78	10	2
5127	… and then she said: you look nothing like your purrfile picture. -Bro, I told you nobody would fall for the lockdown hair story.	1.1556	0.03842	90	78	11	1
5128	You're right, I think we should CATegorize this as a purrfect Meowlot.	1.1553	0.03843	103	88	14	1
5129	The soil is an important influence. Think of the difference between Fresh Step and Tidy Cats.	1.1553	0.03843	103	88	14	1
5130	Well, don't just sit there blankly staring, you're the one who requested a cat-a-tonic drink.	1.1553	0.04525	103	91	8	4
5131	Remember, don’t drink too much. You said you’d drive me home	1.1553	0.04310	103	90	10	3
5132	....Another olive?	1.1553	0.04083	103	89	12	2
5133	It’s always ‘who’s a good boy?’ and never ‘how’s a good boy?’	1.1553	0.04083	103	89	12	2
5134	So, how’s work-life balance?	1.1553	0.03843	103	88	14	1
5135	I had a longer week	1.1553	0.04310	103	90	10	3
5136	I think you'll really like it. It is an insouciant little fruit-forward 2017 catnip from the Rhone Valley, with just the slightest hint of dead mouse.	1.1552	0.04171	116	102	10	4
5137	Yes, Snookie, your liter box is right by the back door.	1.1552	0.03794	116	100	14	2
5138	A lovely MosCATo, wouldn't you agree?	1.1552	0.03794	116	100	14	2
5139	Full-bodied, rich with aromas of black cherry, damp mouse, and tobacco, with hints of black pepper and mushroom on the palate. Well-structured, it finishes on a savory note.	1.1552	0.03987	116	101	12	3
5140	I taste hints of berries and Meow Mix	1.1549	0.05172	71	62	7	2
5141	I agree, too much tannin, but I enjoyed the subtle notes of mouse and sparrow.	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
5142	Your wine is deliciously made with cat-a-tonics.	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
5143	Again, I'm sorry about the spray bottle. It was awful Merlot of me.	1.1546	0.04479	97	85	9	3
5144	It’s so much fun to pretend we are the adults.	1.1546	0.03690	97	82	15	0
5145	I’m not quite sure why they call me a tab-by cat. I don’t care that much for bars.	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
5146	Yeah, when it comes to wine, I'm super petty...	1.1546	0.03690	97	82	15	0
5147	It's a Caternet '05. Not so good.	1.1546	0.04479	97	85	9	3
5148	This vintage is the cats meow	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
5149	Don't get carried away! I haven't dated in 2 years and I need a little refresher before the real thing tomorrow night.	1.1546	0.03690	97	82	15	0
5150	Saturday Night Life	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
5151	Welcome to my feline wine and dine	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
5152	No, I'm sorry. I do NOT know what wine goes with a hairball....	1.1545	0.03915	110	95	13	2
5153	What's the matter?	1.1545	0.03695	110	94	15	1
5154	I hear this wine pairs amazingly well with mouse.	1.1545	0.03695	110	94	15	1
5155	It was one tennis ball. It meant nothing to me.	1.1545	0.03695	110	94	15	1
5156	'Did you hear me, I said this is all very sophisti-CAT-ed!'	1.1545	0.03915	110	95	13	2
5157	Yes, I like a little cat nip every now and then.	1.1545	0.03470	123	105	17	1
5158	How old are you?	1.1538	0.04688	104	93	6	5
5159	I don't want to challenge your expertise but this Chardonnay tastes nothing like cat piss.	1.1538	0.03809	104	89	14	1
5160	And then he called me a "crazy cat lady!" Can you believe it?	1.1538	0.03955	117	102	12	3
5161	Note to self, NEVER! get caught in neighbor's yard again.	1.1538	0.03803	91	77	14	0
5162	They really have an app for everything now.	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
5163	For an older pussy, you sure are sophisticated.	1.1538	0.04271	104	91	10	3
5164	Fat cats!	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
5165	Not so quick, my four-legged friend- truth or dare?	1.1538	0.03764	117	101	14	2
5166	Come . . .sit by me Miss Kitty, and enjoy your Catbernet. . .	1.1538	0.04046	104	90	12	2
5167	What's even funnier, the lease read, "no pets allowed"! 2) You look soooooo different than your profile picture! 3) Were you sitting next to me in abnormal psych? 4) How many lives is this night going to cost you!?	1.1538	0.04399	91	81	7	3
5168	It's like catnip but - for humans!"	1.1538	0.03955	117	102	12	3
5169	Quit pouting and drink your well earned, post-nuetered, meow-garita.	1.1538	0.04399	91	79	10	2
5170	I agree. It does have a 'catnippy' bouquet.	1.1538	0.04399	91	79	10	2
5171	This is your favorite Meow-r-lot!	1.1538	0.04271	104	91	10	3
5172	So it works like this, the last one conscious gets to choose the winner of the Caption Contest"	1.1538	0.04399	91	79	10	2
5173	I detect notes of mouse whiskers as well	1.1538	0.03809	104	89	14	1
5174	For your birthday I have selected a Catawba.	1.1538	0.04112	78	66	12	0
5175	The vet said wining was a way to relieve your stress and frustration.	1.1538	0.03809	104	89	14	1
5176	Let's pretend that we're the only people left on Earth.	1.1538	0.03555	104	88	16	0
5177	Is this wine from a litter box ? Or just boxed wine ?.	1.1538	0.04399	91	79	10	2
5178	I’m getting notes of pee.	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
5179	Hey I never said I was purr-fect	1.1532	0.03629	124	107	15	2
5180	Although i usually enjoy a good catatonic on the couch, im feeling red red wine this evening instead.	1.1532	0.03629	124	107	15	2
5181	Now that we're finally alone, what do you think of the Cabernet?	1.1532	0.03882	111	96	13	2
5182	Funny, isn't it? All this forced time together and we've established this little ritual, just the two of us and our thoughts. Let's just keep it our little secret, shall we?	1.1532	0.03882	111	96	13	2
5183	I call it a 'cosbypolitan.'	1.1532	0.03665	111	95	15	1
5184	It's just a little hair of the dog (that bit you).	1.1532	0.03882	111	96	13	2
5185	We know what we both want so let's stop puppy-footing around.	1.1532	0.03882	111	96	13	2
5186	I am so glad I got a cat instead of a dog.	1.1531	0.03933	98	84	13	1
5187	You’ll think this is funny: I always thought that “catnip” was some kind of plant.	1.1531	0.04192	98	85	11	2
5188	Pairs well with mouse, subtle hints of grasshopper.	1.1531	0.03656	98	85	12	1
5189	You have very discriminating taste for someone with a hard palate.	1.1531	0.04436	98	86	9	3
5190	Where are your clothes?	1.1531	0.04192	98	85	11	2
5191	This would pair well with the edge of a kitchen table.	1.1531	0.04667	98	87	7	4
5192	A fine cat-bernet sauvignon, wouldn’t you say?	1.1531	0.04192	98	85	11	2
5193	So, bathe yourself here often?	1.1531	0.04667	98	87	7	4
5194	And I said to her, Do you want to come back to my place?	1.1531	0.03933	98	84	13	1
5195	You’re still drinking alone, egghead.	1.1531	0.03933	98	84	13	1
5196	I think you’ll agree that this choice pairs well with both the beef and salmon feast	1.1531	0.03933	98	84	13	1
5197	i look forward to our happy hour all day	1.1531	0.04667	98	87	7	4
5198	No. Do I look like I would have wine with the dog?	1.1529	0.03927	85	72	13	0
5199	What’s up, first catnip and now wine	1.1529	0.04585	85	74	9	2
5200	I hope you weren’t expecting an actual catfish	1.1529	0.04585	85	74	9	2
5201	Ok! So what did you really think of the new RHOBH teaser? -	1.1529	0.04585	85	76	6	3
5202	The cheap stuff pairs well with your apathy.	1.1528	0.04706	72	62	9	1
5203	Has anyone ever told you how alluring you are?	1.1527	0.03507	131	113	16	2
5204	This must be your glass, it has a hairball.	1.1525	0.04104	118	104	10	4
5205	You look nothing like your dating profile picture. I thought you’d be more feline.	1.1525	0.03734	118	102	14	2
5206	So a drunk with a cat and a podcast now gets more viewers than The Tonight Show. What would Johnny say?	1.1524	0.03775	105	90	14	1
5207	Just think of it as red milk.	1.1524	0.03524	105	89	16	0
5208	Be patient. We both need to broaden our horizons.	1.1524	0.04232	105	92	10	3
5209	Taste like chicken	1.1524	0.04444	105	93	8	4
5210	Will you be my kitty cat?	1.1524	0.03524	105	89	16	0
5211	Don’t get too drunk, just take a catnip.	1.1524	0.04232	105	92	10	3
5212	It's bright, with notes of deer mouse, wouldn't you say?	1.1524	0.04010	105	91	12	2
5213	You’re purrrfect..and the wine is pretty good too!	1.1524	0.04010	105	91	12	2
5214	Maybe we should get a dog…	1.1524	0.03775	105	90	14	1
5215	Tastes a bit like your urine	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
5216	I'll have what she's having.	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
5217	...and that why I consider myself a dog person.	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
5218	Look, since Covid you've become too feral for office work.	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
5219	We’ve lived in the same building for so long, and never said one word to each other.	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
5220	... you're assuming I can't discern swill?	1.1522	0.04872	92	82	6	4
5221	Yes, OK, it is a 2021.	1.1522	0.03765	92	78	14	0
5222	It's a Meow Mix-ed drink	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
5223	Well Fido was in my lap before finishing his first glass of wine...	1.1522	0.04620	92	81	8	3
5224	I’m sorry he can be a little territorial.	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
5225	Manischewitz really isn’t that bad. It’s not me, it’s Jew.	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
5226	So how was hell? Tell me all about it.	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
5227	As a trial adoption, I think this might be a bit too soon.	1.1522	0.03765	92	78	14	0
5228	Tomorrow, we’ll go to that great catnip place around the corner.	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
5229	It's my own Zinfandel ala cat-nip.	1.1520	0.03777	125	109	13	3
5230	This must be going well,you keep purring.	1.1518	0.03849	112	97	13	2
5231	At this point I need to tell you I'm a registered sex offender.	1.1518	0.04247	112	99	9	4
5232	I like how your mouth freezes open after we kiss.	1.1518	0.03849	112	97	13	2
5233	Might I now interest you in some heavy petting?	1.1518	0.03849	112	97	13	2
5234	So Kitty, scoot on over and let's toast the SPCA's dating app.	1.1518	0.03849	112	97	13	2
5235	I must admit,Master Fluffy, that this week's drink is ''The Cat's Meow'	1.1518	0.03849	112	97	13	2
5236	The wine? Yes, well. There may be a HINT of wet dog.	1.1518	0.03634	112	96	15	1
5237	I wish I'd know more about wines. Do you also get leathery tones... or maybe it's cherry.	1.1518	0.03634	112	96	15	1
5238	Don't you think this would pair well with a nice plate of yarn, Mittens?	1.1518	0.04053	112	98	11	3
5239	You should like it, it has a hint of cat nip.	1.1515	0.03622	99	84	15	0
5240	You really must calm down, my friend. I mean, hairballs, really	1.1515	0.03622	99	84	15	0
5241	Is it OK if I go in for the pet?	1.1515	0.04152	99	86	11	2
5242	If I didn’t know better I’d say you’re drinking this “Nine Lives” catnip like it’s your last glass of wine. “	1.1515	0.04622	99	88	7	4
5243	It's a '74 Catnip Cognac.	1.1515	0.04393	99	87	9	3
5244	Steady ,steady ,steady ,oh sweet Kitty ,you have just made me filthy rich !	1.1515	0.03622	99	84	15	0
5245	Not to worry! It’s actually a form of Catnip.	1.1515	0.03896	99	85	13	1
5246	No, I said “Château” to the wine fair.	1.1515	0.03896	99	85	13	1
5247	It's true I don't have many friends , but I think we're off to a pretty good start here !!	1.1515	0.04152	99	86	11	2
5248	Has a certain prismatic luminescence, eh?	1.1515	0.04393	99	87	9	3
5249	Oh my God,have you seen Sideways?	1.1515	0.03896	99	85	13	1
5250	Ahhh ... A whiff of hairball and a quaff of catnip.	1.1515	0.03622	99	84	15	0
5251	Vintage Shmitage, come sit closer and let's talk about sharing one of your lives with me	1.1515	0.03896	99	85	13	1
5252	It's an acquired taste, just like that catnip you had me try.	1.1515	0.03622	99	84	15	0
5253	I should have known you'd prefer red. Cats are such fussy drinkers.	1.1515	0.04152	99	86	11	2
5254	I don’t drink red. Might you have any white?	1.1515	0.04622	99	88	7	4
5255	I’m sorry I catfished you.	1.1515	0.03622	99	84	15	0
5256	I am not going to netflix and chill with you, Eugene.	1.1515	0.04393	99	87	9	3
5257	Well, I think he sounds like a real dog	1.1515	0.04152	99	86	11	2
5258	Doctor, I am the Great Clown Pagliacci.	1.1512	0.04223	86	74	11	1
5259	So then Debra told Michael to get out; I couldn't believe it. Anyway, what's been happening in your world? You ever catch that mouse you were after?	1.1512	0.04223	86	74	11	1
5260	For the chardonnay you needed to swipe left.	1.1512	0.04827	86	76	7	3
5261	Go out of your comfort zone they said. It will be fun they said.	1.1512	0.04827	86	76	7	3
5262	I would have offered you the Cotes du Rhône long ago had I known you were partial to reds…	1.1512	0.03885	86	73	13	0
5263	I thought you would appreciate the musty accents of vintage kitty litter.	1.1512	0.04223	86	74	11	1
5264	I am impressed that you can hold that wine glass without opposable thumbs.	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
5265	I agree, it's not what I expected from internet dating, but...	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
5266	I didn't know ow you preferred pinot ..	1.1512	0.04223	86	74	11	1
5267	And that’s when I said, for that price, I’ll buy all your bathtub wine!	1.1512	0.04827	86	76	7	3
5268	this is the first time I’ve invited a man to my apartment since separating from my last owner. we need to take this slow. .	1.1512	0.04223	86	74	11	1
5269	WE SHOULD CLINK OUR GLASSES AND MAKE A TOAST?	1.1509	0.03742	106	91	14	1
5270	I'm sorry Mike, but after two years of covid restrictions with no one home, I need to practice what tonight's date will look like.	1.1509	0.04195	106	93	10	3
5271	Sometimes I just go wild and have a good Cabernet Sauvignon with my mahi-mahi.	1.1509	0.03742	106	91	14	1
5272	Try to guess what's for dinner, based on the wine we're serving.	1.1509	0.04603	106	95	6	5
5273	CATNIP '22 ....INTERESTING	1.1509	0.03742	106	91	14	1
5274	Does this have the same effect as top quality catnip?!	1.1509	0.03742	106	91	14	1
5275	If the meowlbec isn’t to your liking, I have a nice caternay clawvignon in the cellar that we could open.	1.1509	0.04195	106	93	10	3
5276	Oh so you've grown an opposable thumb. Now isn't that just the cat's Merlot?	1.1509	0.04195	106	93	10	3
5277	Well, what can I say. You are a much better friend than the people I know...	1.1509	0.04195	106	93	10	3
5278	So, how do you feel about this place? Better than your previous foster care? Don’t worry about food and rent. I’ve got it all covered.	1.1509	0.03494	106	90	16	0
5279	Your thoughts on light summer wines?	1.1509	0.04195	106	93	10	3
5280	Yeah, I miss her too	1.1509	0.03742	106	91	14	1
5281	I guess this is a nice date	1.1509	0.03975	106	92	12	2
5282	When COVID is over we can go our separate ways and stop meeting like this.	1.1507	0.05038	73	64	7	2
5283	I prefer this lovely catbernet to the hair of the dog	1.1507	0.05038	73	64	7	2
5284	Sorry,I thought red wine paired with fish	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
5285	The label says it's better than catnip!	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
5286	Erhhh. What a long day. How did your dating go?	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
5287	My Zero Alcohol is pretty good. How is yours?	1.1505	0.03728	93	79	14	0
5288	It’ll put hair on your chest.	1.1505	0.03728	93	79	14	0
5289	What the	1.1505	0.03728	93	79	14	0
5290	You! With the feet on the floor! NO shedding. No bringing up lunch. AND NO farting! I just bought this couch and want to get at least a week out of it before you think it's yours!!	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
5291	I haven’t shared a glass since Bingo got sober	1.1505	0.03728	93	79	14	0
5292	I was hoping you'd be a catfish	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
5293	I'm glad we worked out the mouse thing.	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
5294	Listen, Frank, I think it's time we started seeing other people with similar length of fur.	1.1505	0.04573	93	82	8	3
5295	I'm tasting a hint of catnip in this, with nice tones of kibble, and a lovely fishy finish.	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
5296	You’re a real cat and I’m a real catch.	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
5297	i don't have the catpacity to deal the next week	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
5298	It’s a Pinot Noir from Chat-eau Le Pew.	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
5299	Its been 8hrs since I last seen you. So; what's new pussy cat?	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
5300	Me Robert not Me Ough	1.1504	0.04211	113	100	9	4
5301	Your nose is better than mine. Sniff that and tell me if you detect a hint of catnip?	1.1504	0.03817	113	98	13	2
5302	It's from Cat-alina.	1.1504	0.03817	113	98	13	2
5303	No spitting	1.1504	0.03604	113	97	15	1
5304	They’re called breasts and we all have them.	1.1500	0.04113	100	87	11	2
5305	It’s so interesting that all of our wines have a scent of litter box.	1.1500	0.03860	100	86	13	1
5306	So, if you play your cards right, you have access to the sofa.	1.1500	0.04113	100	87	11	2
5307	I've never told you how much I love pussy.	1.1500	0.04794	100	90	5	5
5308	A cheeky little chardonnay with just a hint of catnip	1.1500	0.04113	100	87	11	2
5309	I feel like I’ve seen you here before…	1.1500	0.04113	100	87	11	2
5310	Not that I mind, but you look different than your OkCupid photo.”	1.1500	0.03676	120	104	14	2
5311	This merlot pairs well with catnip.	1.1500	0.03860	100	86	13	1
5312	One day you're aloof and the next day you're all over me--that's why I'm getting a dog.	1.1500	0.03481	120	103	16	1
5313	I also, long for the wayside well	1.1500	0.04113	100	87	11	2
5314	If you insist on sitting on the couch you'll act civilized	1.1500	0.03860	100	86	13	1
5315	It's classical music time Roscoe.	1.1500	0.03860	100	86	13	1
5316	My last dog loved the bouquet.	1.1500	0.04113	100	87	11	2
5317	Yes, Felix, there’s definitely a hint of mousiness in there.	1.1500	0.03676	120	104	14	2
5318	And it was on this night that Dick invited a new member to his Victims of the Double Entendre Support Group	1.1500	0.04352	100	88	9	3
5319	Are pussy jokes acceptable?!	1.1500	0.04740	80	70	8	2
5320	They say it’s good for digestion.	1.1500	0.03860	100	86	13	1
5321	Here’s to Mommy who’ll always be with us in spirit and under here.	1.1495	0.03940	107	93	12	2
5322	Try it. This wine is supposed to melt the fat around your throat.	1.1495	0.04365	107	95	8	4
5323	I admit, your Tinder photo looks different. Less furry, for one thing. Perhaps one less life, for another.	1.1495	0.03710	107	92	14	1
5324	Okay, you first!	1.1495	0.03940	107	93	12	2
5325	Does your aversion to ‘here kitty-kitty’ emanate from Jung’s ‘collective unconscious,’ or is it just the wine talking?	1.1495	0.03940	107	93	12	2
5326	Feel free to dip with your paw.	1.1495	0.03710	107	92	14	1
5327	Yes, you're noticing the catnip infusion ...is it too much?	1.1495	0.03940	107	93	12	2
5328	I thought if we tried to get to know one another, who knows, you might even learn to like me.	1.1495	0.03940	107	93	12	2
5329	Our day will come.	1.1495	0.04365	107	95	8	4
5330	I haven’t had drunk pussy on my sofa for a while	1.1495	0.03464	107	91	16	0
5331	now that the masks are off, I’m glad to finally see how happy you are about us living together.	1.1495	0.03940	107	93	12	2
5332	If mother asks, we paired it with the aged fish sticks and the good cheese strings	1.1495	0.03940	107	93	12	2
5333	I'm glad you agree. This wine is the cat's meow.	1.1494	0.04486	87	76	9	2
5334	I’m getting endnotes of mouse. How about you?	1.1494	0.03844	87	74	13	0
5335	No, it has to be made in the Champagne region, this is just sparkling bowl water.	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
5336	Shall we follow this with a nice fish dinner?	1.1494	0.04775	87	77	7	3
5337	Is the fish cooked yet?	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
5338	So what should we call this new wine-the cat's meow or a midnight howl?	1.1494	0.04486	87	76	9	2
5339	Ah, so… how’s the wine? Fancy isn’t it.	1.1494	0.04775	87	77	7	3
5340	I have read Puss in Boots, so think twice of trying to trick me!	1.1493	0.03594	134	117	14	3
5341	Look Craig, I know that we've grown close during the Pandemic, however, it's time for us to expand our horizons and begin seeing others	1.1491	0.03986	114	100	11	3
5342	The past 2 1/2 years have been lovely. But the old shelter crew has been getting together more and I think we need some space.	1.1491	0.03351	114	97	17	0
5343	Any news from the Donbas?	1.1491	0.03575	114	98	15	1
5344	No ! You are going to like it. It’s French.	1.1491	0.03986	114	100	11	3
5345	We mourn Rocky, who mysteriously blew his kennel to smithereens with TNT.	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
5346	I do enjoy a good caternet.	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
5347	Purr me another; I've got 9 lives anyway.	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
5348	Why the puss?	1.1489	0.04527	94	83	8	3
5349	This is a catastrophe,you know how you get with wine on the couch.	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
5350	It's burgundy. It's supposed to smell like poop.	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
5351	So, uh... Cheers!	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
5352	If you can get past the sharpness of the tannins, you will notice subtle hint of eldermouse.	1.1489	0.04527	94	83	8	3
5353	I can’t believe we drank all the milk!… Wanna do some heavy petting?	1.1489	0.03692	94	80	14	0
5354	Boxed wine again, Lloyd? Nine lives just isn’t enough sometimes.	1.1489	0.03692	94	80	14	0
5355	The first stage was letting you sit on the couch. Now you've moved up to sharing a pre-prandial drink. Soon you'll be sleeping on the bed!	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
5356	Nothing like enjoying your favorite 1990 Purrrrlot with your favorite person. Am I right, cat?	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
5357	I don’t mean to be rude, but there’s a hair in my wine.	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
5358	Don’t you love being a Leo?	1.1489	0.03692	94	80	14	0
5359	Oh, I forgot. You prefer white wine.	1.1488	0.03832	121	106	12	3
5360	Ummmm, this is Friskies, not Fancy feast.	1.1488	0.03648	121	105	14	2
5361	Just take a minute and think about all the people who loved us into being.	1.1486	0.04164	74	63	11	0
5362	Those fools at the university laughed at me, LAUGHED, when I said I could invent a cat that sits upright and holds a wine glass. I can't wait to see the shock in their hollow, glassy eyes when I show them the PROOF!	1.1485	0.03824	101	87	13	1
5363	Afterwards can we pet?	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
5364	Gato Negro it is.	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
5365	I thought you liked Pinot Meow.	1.1485	0.03824	101	87	13	1
5366	Admit it! This is a far more refined wayway to unwind after a stressful day than chewing on a catnip mouse.	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
5367	This wine tastes like dog piss.	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
5368	My mother told me it would be awkward afterwards but this is awkward and just plain weird.	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
5369	It's a Pinot Meow.	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
5370	Remember, don't tell Animal Cruelty	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
5371	It's so nice to have a minute around the house without the dogs.	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
5372	I must say, I’m flattered you agreed to come home with me”	1.1485	0.03824	101	89	10	2
5373	Here kitty kitty	1.1484	0.03523	128	111	15	2
5374	It's earthy and robust, with subtle hints of butthole.	1.1481	0.04326	108	96	8	4
5375	The connoisseurs consider it to be a bit mousey in the nose.	1.1481	0.03906	108	94	12	2
5376	I know you prefer white, but this was in the house.	1.1481	0.03906	108	94	12	2
5377	I call it the "Catatonic."	1.1481	0.03678	108	93	14	1
5378	Cheers! Don't worry, no one will break your neck.	1.1481	0.04326	108	96	8	4
5379	Enjoy the fava beans and nice chianti; then fancy feast liver.	1.1481	0.05003	81	72	6	3
5380	Just give the new couch a rub, honey; it's scratch resistant!	1.1481	0.03678	108	93	14	1
5381	...and that's pretty much all the animation I collect at the moment.	1.1481	0.04326	108	96	8	4
5382	I'm going to miss these work from home happy hours, Felix.	1.1481	0.04121	108	95	10	3
5383	I hope you find my new mewlot to your satisfaction.	1.1481	0.03906	108	94	12	2
5384	I hear they're going to be serving sardines for desert after all.	1.1481	0.03906	108	94	12	2
5385	On JDate, he said he was “fit and trim”.	1.1481	0.03906	108	94	12	2
5386	Catniss was beginning to regret going upstairs for that glass of wine	1.1481	0.04326	108	96	8	4
5387	So where did your dog-friend get this wine from?" "Who said this was wine?	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
5388	They say drinking alone is bad so...	1.1481	0.04121	108	95	10	3
5389	I told you it would be a purrfect, chill night in	1.1481	0.03434	108	92	16	0
5390	I’m detecting fish notes, full mouth feel and of course a very long tail.	1.1481	0.03434	108	92	16	0
5391	I see no reason why you can't enjoy the creature comforts, too.	1.1478	0.03755	115	100	13	2
5392	I think our first post-Covid social interaction is going great.	1.1478	0.03546	115	99	15	1
5393	So would you consider joining our whine club?	1.1478	0.04322	115	103	7	5
5394	Mmmm yes, watching that Jimmy Savile documentary made my skin crawl too.	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
5395	It's a hard grape to grow as you know... thin skinned, temperamental	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
5396	It’s a Meowvelous Catbernet!	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
5397	“A little acidic, but excellent meowthfeel.” -Diane Hennelly, Honolulu, HI	1.1477	0.04723	88	78	7	3
5398	Don't you think this couch pairs purrfectly with a Pinot Meow?	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
5399	Now you can be my wine companion!	1.1477	0.04723	88	78	7	3
5400	I'm getting really tired of these whine sessions, Carl.	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
5401	It's malbec, not meowbec.	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
5402	Is it me, or does your house smell like Sauvignon Blanc?	1.1475	0.03620	122	106	14	2
5403	I do love a good Caternet	1.1475	0.03620	122	106	14	2
5404	Now let's purr ourselves a glass of wine	1.1475	0.03802	122	107	12	3
5405	Welcome to your forever home. I hope you like reds.	1.1474	0.03951	95	82	12	1
5406	Hints of minnow and lizard tail	1.1474	0.04225	95	83	10	2
5407	Sorry, but I'm in a relationship with a Shih Tzu unless you can start going outside?	1.1474	0.03951	95	82	12	1
5408	A little Dom Purringnon can’t be a bad thing.	1.1474	0.03951	95	82	12	1
5409	You get nasty when you drink.	1.1474	0.03336	95	82	13	0
5410	This wine pairs well with mice.	1.1474	0.04225	95	83	10	2
5411	... and my third date was a puppy but that just felt wrong.	1.1474	0.03656	95	81	14	0
5412	You may say it's crisp, jammy and chewy, but I find it makes me feel complex, bitter and catatonic.	1.1474	0.04482	95	84	8	3
5413	You're taking this cats and wine make everything fine craze a bit too seriously.	1.1474	0.03951	95	82	12	1
5414	You say it's not as good as catnip?	1.1474	0.03951	95	82	12	1
5415	No I understand, but couldn’t I have nice things too?	1.1474	0.03951	95	82	12	1
5416	I made it from the grapes you stepped on.	1.1471	0.04271	102	90	9	3
5417	Fantastic! I didn't know they had food delivery all the way out here	1.1471	0.03790	102	88	13	1
5418	I love a full-bodied Caternet.	1.1471	0.04271	102	90	9	3
5419	I taste subtle hints of house plants.	1.1471	0.03524	102	87	15	0
5420	Cheryl,unfortunately I absolutely loathe Wes Anderson films. I find them pretentious and aeolistic,utterly lacking in passionate love making compared to the aggrandized romance between supposed lovers. Plus no animal penis in “Fantastic Mr. Fox”?	1.1471	0.04038	102	89	11	2
5421	You might recognize me from the show 90 Day Fiancé	1.1471	0.04038	102	89	11	2
5422	Yes……. From the nose, DEFINITELY, Muscadet…	1.1471	0.03790	102	88	13	1
5423	Okay I get it. You’re 21, I’m Napoleon and Shiraz will get you off the catnip	1.1471	0.03524	102	87	15	0
5424	Cheers on the win for Couch Potato ! It was clearly a Neck to Neck competition	1.1471	0.03524	102	87	15	0
5425	It’s a Tempranillo… I hope that’s okay.	1.1471	0.03790	102	88	13	1
5426	I’m picking up notes of cherry and oak, but it needs more mouse	1.1471	0.04271	102	90	9	3
5427	So,you wanna hear some goss about some cats you don	1.1471	0.04271	102	92	6	4
5428	Did you catch the hint of racy shrimp shrimp?	1.1471	0.04271	102	90	9	3
5429	It's 1998 fermented catnip.	1.1471	0.04038	102	89	11	2
5430	Hints of furball and catnip,good choice.	1.1471	0.03790	102	88	13	1
5431	I’m getting the feeling from you that it’s more than just social distancing	1.1471	0.03524	102	87	15	0
5432	Don’t take this the wrong way, but I didn’t think your profile was this literal.	1.1471	0.04271	102	90	9	3
5433	I'm getting notes of houseplant and kitty litter	1.1471	0.03524	102	87	15	0
5434	Human: Are you adult enough to drink?	1.1471	0.04038	102	89	11	2
5435	Your glass of wine has notes of catnip.	1.1468	0.03405	109	93	16	0
5436	You've lived eight lives? Don't worry, be happy.	1.1468	0.03646	109	94	14	1
5437	So… how was your quarantine?	1.1468	0.03646	109	94	14	1
5438	Friday evening talks👄 😀	1.1468	0.03646	109	94	14	1
5439	HAPPY MEW YEAR!	1.1467	0.04113	75	64	11	0
5440	Especially for you; I think the label said Catbernet Sauvignon	1.1467	0.04530	75	65	9	1
5441	So... your profile said you got that 'nip?	1.1466	0.03921	116	102	11	3
5442	Let's talk about YOUR day. Cough up any hairballs recently?	1.1466	0.03518	116	100	15	1
5443	The third season of COVID with the war in Ukraine,I'm not liking it at all,... maybe some aliens could intervene.	1.1466	0.03518	116	102	12	2
5444	Sorry, I'm not sure I have anything more fish-forward than that.	1.1463	0.03927	82	70	12	0
5445	Just try it darling, it's a great vintage.	1.1463	0.04631	82	72	8	2
5446	I told you a loaf of catnip A glass of wine and MEOW	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
5447	I call it a mousetini.	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
5448	It's a modest little domestic Burgundy, but I think you'll be amused by its pretension.	1.1461	0.03765	89	76	13	0
5449	There's no better way to break this to you. Fido is arriving this afternoon.	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
5450	It's not you; I never nuzzle on a first date.	1.1461	0.03765	89	76	13	0
5451	Would you mind putting on your pajamas?	1.1461	0.03765	89	76	13	0
5452	Hey cool cat! You and I drink the same stuff.	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
5453	There isn't enough wine in this house to keep me from paw poppin him right about now	1.1461	0.03765	89	76	13	0
5454	I know you prefer Zoom. So, thanks for being here.	1.1461	0.03765	89	76	13	0
5455	Let's just agree to disagree.	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
5456	Can I go back in the bag now?	1.1461	0.04673	89	79	7	3
5457	heck yes I will have wine with you	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
5458	Making friends as an adult	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
5459	I prefer to call it ‘best-iality’’	1.1458	0.03912	96	83	12	1
5460	well, I will be happy to drink it for you,	1.1458	0.04183	96	84	10	2
5461	Why don't you sit closer and tell me about yourself?	1.1458	0.03621	96	82	14	0
5462	Kitty, it's cold outside.	1.1458	0.04437	96	85	8	3
5463	Yes, I know you can't remember a vintage older than 10 years, but try to access your previous 8 lives!	1.1458	0.04437	96	85	8	3
5464	I thought you'd like the essence of mouse and ground bird bones for body.	1.1458	0.04437	96	85	8	3
5465	Trust me--taking 'JUST US' time will really bolster our relationship.	1.1458	0.04437	96	85	8	3
5466	I'll give you the same advice the vet gave me: you have to let it breathe.	1.1458	0.04183	96	84	10	2
5467	For you is mint in Mojito,for me is catnip.	1.1458	0.03912	96	83	12	1
5468	Am I getting top notes of salmon?	1.1458	0.04437	96	85	8	3
5469	I hope you’ll like it. It’s a cava produced in Catalonia.	1.1456	0.04232	103	91	9	3
5470	Trust me it’s a niptail just relax and down it.	1.1456	0.04232	103	91	9	3
5471	Please don't say anything, I can't get caught in the #meowtoo movement.	1.1456	0.04001	103	90	11	2
5472	You are such a pussy	1.1456	0.04001	103	90	11	2
5473	Yes, there is a hint of catnip in this Caternet Sauvignon.	1.1456	0.04451	103	92	7	4
5474	I know you like chard, but let’s try a meowlot for a change.	1.1456	0.04451	103	92	7	4
5475	It's usually white wine with tuna, but hey, we're a little crazy!	1.1456	0.04001	103	90	11	2
5476	I'm getting afternotes of salmon. What about you?	1.1456	0.03755	103	89	13	1
5477	I'm looking for a chat eau.	1.1456	0.04232	103	91	9	3
5478	'I know it's not the same as milk'	1.1456	0.03755	103	89	13	1
5479	The tannins do wonders for litter clumping	1.1456	0.04232	103	91	9	3
5480	I'm sorry - perhaps catnip would be more to your liking?	1.1455	0.03839	110	96	12	2
5481	It has a very flowery essence…with hints of catnip.	1.1455	0.03615	110	95	14	1
5482	I've never made a nightcap with catnip before, but I hope you'll enjoy it.	1.1455	0.03839	110	96	12	2
5483	Okey, that's your first-ever glass of Chardonnay, so remember "Sip, don't swill." Make it last.	1.1455	0.03839	110	96	12	2
5484	Just try not to spill	1.1455	0.03839	110	96	12	2
5485	So...I'm thinking we should entertain, merely as a remote philosophical possibility, and only as a proxy for an actual discussion, getting a dog.	1.1455	0.04252	110	98	8	4
5486	It's a fine blend made in the coming fog with little cat feet.	1.1455	0.03615	110	95	14	1
5487	Le Chaim	1.1455	0.04051	110	97	10	3
5488	Eric Asimov said it tasted like cat piss, so I figured...	1.1453	0.03695	117	102	13	2
5489	You'll notice a bouquet of garden herbs balanced with peach and honey characters followed by a delicate rose petal aroma and just a hint of dead mouse.	1.1453	0.04074	117	104	9	4
5490	Do you like this wine? It’s a lovely Cat Sav out of Napa	1.1453	0.03490	117	101	15	1
5491	Don't worry. You're under the per-day animal amount.	1.1453	0.04251	117	105	7	5
5492	You know Mittens, before you came into my life, I was exclusively a dog person.	1.1453	0.03490	117	101	15	1
5493	The only word i can really come up with honey to describe what happened is a cat-aclysm.	1.1447	0.04850	76	67	7	2
5494	It goes great with fur-balls.	1.1447	0.04063	76	65	11	0
5495	That’s your one glass if, you drink more you start scratching the couch.	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
5496	Tell me, Whiskers, do you think this tastes like pi pi chat?	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
5497	We will drink to the almost ended mask mandate	1.1446	0.04889	83	74	6	3
5498	A toast to our new BFF Mastiff-Max, who'll be seated right here as of tomorrow afternoon!	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
5499	Better for scratching the sofa over here.	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
5500	Drink up! I left your balls on for a reason.	1.1444	0.04886	90	81	5	4
5501	Did I ever tell you that you're the cat's meow?	1.1444	0.04623	90	80	7	3
5502	No, I don't think that your being a Leo is a deal breaker.	1.1444	0.03726	90	77	13	0
5503	My Grandfather Humpty also enjoyed spending time sitting atop walls until his fall. They made a story about it. Maybe you've heard...?	1.1444	0.04345	90	79	9	2
5504	I’m glad you told me. I didn’t know cats experienced ennui.	1.1444	0.04345	90	79	9	2
5505	It's mouse-forward, with notes of salmon.	1.1444	0.04345	90	79	9	2
5506	"You like the wine but you're about to pass out without some food? Well, sure ! Of course... we want you to do us a little favor, though...	1.1444	0.04623	90	80	7	3
5507	Sorry to spoil this lovely evening but the real reason I wanted to meet tonight is to talk about rent increase....	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
5508	Tis Tis, I said Chardonnay not meow’lo	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
5509	Best I can do, they were out of Mousecatel.	1.1443	0.04394	97	86	8	3
5510	I know my profile picture may have been slightly misleading.	1.1443	0.04394	97	86	8	3
5511	Fredy, I said you, dont buy prd prd cililing, today.	1.1443	0.04142	97	87	7	3
5512	Drink up, come closer and I’ll refill your glass!	1.1443	0.03875	97	84	12	1
5513	Typical finicky cat, OK, l will buy Cabernet Sauvignon next time.	1.1443	0.04142	97	85	10	2
5514	While this Sauvignon Blanc does smell of fresh cut grass, I dare say that it is the classic cat pea aroma that defines it better.	1.1443	0.03875	97	84	12	1
5515	A glass of wine is what I like to do when I feel down, perhaps this will keep you from scratching my couch…	1.1443	0.03587	97	83	14	0
5516	That’s the last time I come when he says ‘Pss. Pss. Pss.’	1.1443	0.03875	97	84	12	1
5517	Just so you know, my last dog committed to cryogenics right from the start.	1.1442	0.03965	104	91	11	2
5518	I’ve got a hard stop at midnight.	1.1442	0.03965	104	91	11	2
5519	It’s love potion number nine lives !	1.1442	0.03965	104	91	11	2
5520	Not bad for coming out of a liter box.	1.1442	0.04193	104	92	9	3
5521	It's a vintage red that I thought you might appreciate as it is from the Catalonia region of Spain.	1.1442	0.03722	104	90	13	1
5522	Yes, the litter box hurts my felines, too. Why does every cat have to go to the bathroom there.	1.1442	0.03722	104	90	13	1
5523	You know, you’re right Mr. Squibbles… it really DOES have a warm and rich, buttery taste. You can barely tell it’s cat urine. From the region of back alley behind the house between the trash and fertilizer, you say…? 🍷🐈	1.1442	0.03722	104	90	13	1
5524	We've been trying to reach you concerning your vehicle's extended warranty	1.1442	0.04193	104	92	9	3
5525	Aren’t you the least curious? It’s muddled with catnip.	1.1441	0.03585	111	96	14	1
5526	It's called wine. When I say, "Is this a great date or what?" raise it up a lttle and purr.	1.1441	0.03807	111	97	12	2
5527	Recommended by the Sommelier. A Cab, by Fat Cat Cellars.	1.1441	0.03807	111	99	9	3
5528	A glass of wine, a hit of catnip and I’ll be all about the Friskies.	1.1441	0.04215	111	99	8	4
5529	Smell the hints of catnip and urea in this fruity little diffuser?	1.1441	0.03807	111	97	12	2
5530	I detect a hint of catnip. Excellent!	1.1441	0.03585	111	96	14	1
5531	You look like as pretty cool cat. I thought you would prefer the Chardonnay!	1.1441	0.03807	111	97	12	2
5532	Sorry, they were all out of catnip.	1.1441	0.03807	111	97	12	2
5533	Wait,you thought I said “glass of cat”, didn’t you?	1.1441	0.03807	111	97	12	2
5534	so how does this life compare to the other 8?	1.1441	0.03585	111	96	14	1
5535	Catullo, you know, I love and hate her at the same time	1.1441	0.03585	111	96	14	1
5536	Do you have anything more mouse or fish flavored? cc @kelseyyy_danielle	1.1441	0.03585	111	96	14	1
5537	I still can't tell if you really want to bond with me or just want the wine..	1.1441	0.04385	118	107	5	6
5538	Those other Apps were just not working for me	1.1441	0.03666	118	103	13	2
5539	It's hair of the dog for catnip with drool	1.1429	0.04300	91	80	9	2
5540	[for last week's, missed by a few minutes.] Would you mind walking home? My kids don't have that model. This week: "Don't look at me like that. Just because you didn't like the last 26 doesn't mean this won't be the one.	1.1429	0.03431	105	90	15	0
5541	When I offered red or white you said you just wanted it to match your fur color.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
5542	My other housemate, Mr. Mouse, passed on the wine and just settled for cheese. Don’t ask.	1.1429	0.03929	105	92	11	2
5543	If you like catnip you'll love cabernet.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
5544	Yes I did know cats don’t like water.	1.1429	0.04300	91	80	9	2
5545	Taurus?	1.1429	0.03929	105	92	11	2
5546	“Drink up, Schrödinger'. It’s only a box.”	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
5547	I understand “catnip” has been made legal for in-home use only, is that true?	1.1429	0.03689	91	78	13	0
5548	An olive . . . and it's a Meow-tini!	1.1429	0.04300	91	80	9	2
5549	I am larger than you, but, then, you are more cat than me.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
5550	No, it is not supposed to smell fishy.	1.1429	0.03637	119	104	13	2
5551	Now let's discuss that thought-provoking former bestseller.	1.1429	0.03555	112	97	14	1
5552	From now on in, I’ll be expecting you to Pee-noNoir in the house….you have a box for that!	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
5553	I just knew you'd love it! It's a Cateau Meaux 1965.	1.1429	0.03689	105	91	13	1
5554	I knew you’d like it… it has notes of catmint, catnip and a nose of valerian root.	1.1429	0.04300	91	80	9	2
5555	I am sensing notes of tuna, kidney and hairballs. What is your scrubby tongue picking up?	1.1429	0.04351	98	87	8	3
5556	I’m afraid it’s not very fishy.	1.1429	0.03689	91	78	13	0
5557	If only we had necks like wine bottles...	1.1429	0.04103	98	86	10	2
5558	I’m sorry but I’m fresh out of cat nip.	1.1429	0.03841	84	72	12	0
5559	Am I asking too much of our relationship?	1.1429	0.04103	98	86	10	2
5560	You are not Dostoevsky.' 'You never can tell...' he purred. 'But Dostoevsky is dead.' 'I protest!' he growled with heat, 'Dostoevsky is immortal!”	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
5561	I thought you might enjoy this amusing little catbernet.	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
5562	I'm so happy we've taken our relationship to the next level.	1.1429	0.03838	98	85	12	1
5563	It's mouse blood.	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
5564	Cheers meow meow	1.1429	0.03929	105	92	11	2
5565	I know it's a little early for the Beaujolais.	1.1429	0.04103	98	86	10	2
5566	It definitely has cat pee notes.	1.1429	0.04575	91	81	7	3
5567	Didn't I say clipping your nails would not be a problem?	1.1429	0.03555	112	97	14	1
5568	It’s about time we diversify your palate!	1.1429	0.03838	98	85	12	1
5569	Actually, you'll like this. I'm tasting notes of wood and butthole.	1.1429	0.04103	98	86	10	2
5570	I'm not trying to be insulting, Whiskers. It's called a Pét-Nat .	1.1429	0.04103	98	86	10	2
5571	Sorry you are disappointed, but I couldn’t find a red with hints of catnip.	1.1429	0.03838	98	85	12	1
5572	I know he’s a close friend, but I still think it inappropriate to invite a coyote to the service.	1.1429	0.04527	84	74	8	2
5573	Cat:«it was a difficult day for me, how was your day?»	1.1429	0.04300	91	80	9	2
5574	I’m glad we did this	1.1429	0.03929	105	92	11	2
5575	It must be the tannins.	1.1429	0.03689	105	91	13	1
5576	Seriously - Sauvignon Blanc is famous for its “cat pee” flavor!	1.1429	0.04527	84	74	8	2
5577	Yes, I do taste a hint of mouse tail as well	1.1429	0.04300	91	80	9	2
5578	‘I’d really to make this work, but I’m going to need more vulnerability from you.’	1.1429	0.04527	84	74	8	2
5579	I know, I know, it's not milk, but it'll grow on you.	1.1429	0.03982	112	99	10	3
5580	No, Frisky, it doesn't have notes of cat urine.	1.1429	0.03431	105	90	15	0
5581	They said I could keep working from home!	1.1429	0.03838	98	85	12	1
5582	Cheers to you little furryface, for the best CAT-SCAN ever!	1.1417	0.03797	120	106	11	3
5583	Do I detect a subtle note of apricot!” “Meow” “I concur	1.1416	0.03743	113	99	12	2
5584	Milk's great and all, but once you try Giuseppe Quintarelli there's really no going back.	1.1415	0.03656	106	92	13	1
5585	Thank you for coming to my white whine session.	1.1415	0.03894	106	93	11	2
5586	Well you're looking very purr-ty tonight aren't you	1.1415	0.03656	106	92	13	1
5587	But I thought cats like that barnyardy thing.	1.1415	0.03656	106	92	13	1
5588	One drink and you’ll be a purring kitten	1.1415	0.03401	106	91	15	0
5589	So, I’d like to talk with you about some new kitty litter I’d like to try out	1.1415	0.04331	106	95	7	4
5590	It has just a hint of catnip.	1.1414	0.03801	99	86	12	1
5591	Sit here my pretty!	1.1414	0.04064	99	87	10	2
5592	Don’t worry about me spilling. I have the highest respect for scratchable furniture.	1.1414	0.03801	99	86	12	1
5593	What’s your passion?	1.1414	0.03801	99	86	12	1
5594	Sorry, chateau does not mean cat water.	1.1414	0.03520	99	85	14	0
5595	Well in any case, we've been together for a long time in dog years.	1.1414	0.04543	99	89	6	4
5596	A bit feral,isn't it?	1.1414	0.04064	99	87	10	2
5597	You might wanna go easy on the wine... Only one of us has nine lives.	1.1414	0.04543	99	89	6	4
5598	'I remember my first nap here'	1.1414	0.03801	99	86	12	1
5599	Cheers to no more lockdowns!	1.1414	0.03801	99	86	12	1
5600	You have to quit being so finicky and at least try something besides cabernet.	1.1413	0.03652	92	79	13	0
5601	Wow, the girlfriend I had when I was 19 was right, when she told me how my future would look.	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
5602	I thought you’d like it — fruit forward, slightly oaky with a hint of catnip	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
5603	Humpty Dumpty drank some wine, Humpty Dumpty saw his cat die from moonshine.	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
5604	The original concept of Family Guy was much more sophisticated…but its audience was not.	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
5605	It pairs nicely with tuna, I've always thought	1.1413	0.04528	92	82	7	3
5606	Hey,I caught your brother in my sandbox again.	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
5607	I love that you don't wear any make-up. But you do purr right?	1.1413	0.03652	92	79	13	0
5608	I lured you off the wall, so you wouldn't fall. Like my darling, the late Humpty Dumpty, did.	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
5609	In the spirit of full honesty, I should tell you I’m really into master-servant role play.	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
5610	‘you know, I already took my Claritin today’	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
5611	It’s a nice Cabernet with hints of canned tuna and dead mouse.	1.1412	0.03799	85	73	12	0
5612	Let's stop pussyfooting and accept our differences	1.1412	0.04779	85	76	6	3
5613	Tommorow night we'll do Katnip.	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
5614	I’m guessing you forgot the catnip again!	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
5615	The socks I could forgive, but the cork in the wine was just too much.	1.1412	0.03799	85	73	12	0
5616	Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
5617	So you see, Chairman Meow, Mr. Trump was talking about something entirely different.	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
5618	Please don’t knock the wine over, it’s expensive along with the carpet and with inflation these days…	1.1405	0.03768	121	107	11	3
5619	Let's forget our differences and drink to celebrate Cat Appreciation Day,	1.1404	0.03712	114	100	12	2
5620	I couldn't find the real stuff, so it's just milk mixed with red food dye.	1.1404	0.03268	114	100	13	1
5621	It's a fine mess you've gotten us into, Ollie.	1.1404	0.03712	114	100	12	2
5622	This is a Cat-Nappa Valley's award-winning Pinot-Paw Grigio. We also an Italian Pawsecco, if you prefer.	1.1404	0.04109	114	102	8	4
5623	Let's talk about it like adults	1.1404	0.03497	114	99	14	1
5624	I was going to leave some merlot in a dish out back but thought, “What the heck?”.	1.1402	0.03624	107	93	13	1
5625	Just meow, if it tastes on the blink to you!	1.1402	0.03624	107	93	13	1
5626	Can I get closer, pussy?	1.1402	0.03624	107	95	10	2
5627	I think just holding it is good enough.	1.1402	0.03624	107	93	13	1
5628	Sorry... it's either you or spend 12k on an AI sex doll.	1.1402	0.04082	107	95	9	3
5629	It has an infusion of Catnip, laced with Chicken. I think you'll love the undertones of ennui.	1.1402	0.04082	107	95	9	3
5630	It's nice, but it can't compete with a bowl of cat food.	1.1402	0.03372	107	92	15	0
5631	How would you describe the nose of this Sauvignon Blanc- Cat pee or gooseberries?	1.1402	0.03860	107	94	11	2
5632	You’re right about your right hand.	1.1402	0.03624	107	93	13	1
5633	You'll love it, it's a 2018 Toilette Bordeaux.	1.1400	0.04025	100	88	10	2
5634	Please, tell me more about your past six lives.	1.1400	0.04269	100	89	8	3
5635	This COVID thing is really hanging in.	1.1400	0.03766	100	87	12	1
5636	After a few you will think I am Lassie	1.1400	0.04025	100	88	10	2
5637	So I said to him, I said, ‘Hey, Ricky, if you’re so smart, why don’t you take over the Peterson account and I’ll lean on the water cooler all day like you do?’ Well, that was the last I heard from Ricky this afternoon." "How was your day?	1.1400	0.04025	100	88	10	2
5638	Care for some Mouse Knuckles?	1.1400	0.03487	100	86	14	0
5639	Your catnip sure hit the spot.	1.1400	0.03487	100	86	14	0
5640	This is not my type of whining.	1.1400	0.04499	100	90	6	4
5641	The woody finish has just a hint of the catnip. Wouldn't you agree	1.1400	0.03766	100	87	12	1
5642	🧐 Cat-ching up!!	1.1400	0.04025	100	88	10	2
5643	You’re saying orange wine isn’t made out of oranges?	1.1400	0.03766	100	87	12	1
5644	Let's toast our long relationship without a cat fight.	1.1398	0.04481	93	83	7	3
5645	So, do you think George was wrong in shooting Lennie in 'Of Mice and Men'?	1.1398	0.04481	93	83	7	3
5646	Hey look, I'm not explaining Shiraz again.	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
5647	Don't be afraid to drink it. It has catnip in it so you can relax while I take you for a ride in the country. Amy lied when she told you I wouldn't bring you back.	1.1398	0.04213	93	82	9	2
5648	Yes, notes of mint... Thank you for drinking it, and not rolling in it.	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
5649	I detect a bit of …shall we say..gooseberry.	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
5650	Clutch dexterity for our next TikTok.	1.1398	0.04213	93	82	9	2
5651	I’m aging like a fine fe-wine	1.1398	0.03615	93	80	13	0
5652	Don’t worry if you spill. You’ve peed on this couch before.	1.1398	0.04213	93	82	9	2
5653	Don't you trust me?	1.1395	0.04726	86	77	6	3
5654	If I spill my wine on you, you would be a moist pussy.	1.1395	0.04427	86	76	8	2
5655	I asked for white.	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
5656	So you prefer catnip? Why didn’t you say so	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
5657	We are all in the same boat	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
5658	Best one yet. Hints of dead pigeons and disappointed owners.	1.1395	0.04726	86	77	6	3
5659	And they say I need more friends...	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
5660	Can cats have Gewürztraminer?	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
5661	It's not really Merlot.	1.1393	0.03915	122	109	9	4
5662	Today we agreed that Bob, will no longer perform the hymns of his people at 3am, this will now be a 7pm thing.	1.1393	0.03553	122	107	13	2
5663	I can't believe you cat-fished me!	1.1392	0.03920	79	68	11	0
5664	Cheer up Oscar,this should help you sleep some more!	1.1392	0.04314	79	69	9	1
5665	I’m excited to meet a feline who drinks wine.” “I’m not excited to meet a chap who drinks crap.”	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
5666	Welcome to our weekly status meeting. Whiskers, would you like to start off?	1.1391	0.03469	115	100	14	1
5667	So I told her, ‘if you’re allergic to cats this isn’t gonna work’ than she sent me a crying cat emoji	1.1391	0.03469	115	100	14	1
5668	Cheers,	1.1389	0.04046	108	96	9	3
5669	lets watch the new hannah gadsby and just… chill	1.1389	0.03593	108	94	13	1
5670	Do you know anything about Edward Lear’s cat?	1.1389	0.03826	108	95	11	2
5671	I never just see a woman as an object.	1.1389	0.04046	108	96	9	3
5672	I'm sorry-I wasn't expecting company.	1.1389	0.04046	108	96	9	3
5673	So what do you think of the internet dating service that we used?” Jeffrey Manly Toronto,On	1.1389	0.04556	72	63	8	1
5674	How do you like the Mrrrrrlot?	1.1389	0.03593	108	94	13	1
5675	I prefer mine with a hint of the litter box.	1.1389	0.04046	108	96	9	3
5676	OK you used up three lives last week but rejoice, you still have six to go.	1.1386	0.04457	101	91	6	4
5677	I like their Pinot Noir, but their Chardonnay is a dog.	1.1386	0.03988	101	89	10	2
5678	And when the pandemic hit I thought, great. Time to reassess my true emotional and physical needs.	1.1386	0.03455	101	87	14	0
5679	It’ s Chateau du Chat Noir, with hints of calico and Siamese	1.1386	0.03988	101	89	10	2
5680	Brian, socks? In this economy?	1.1386	0.03988	101	89	10	2
5681	He thinks he can get lucky, right!	1.1386	0.03988	101	89	10	2
5682	I was told Cabernet pairs well with hairball.	1.1386	0.04457	101	91	6	4
5683	I get it, spit it out after tasting. Where do you think all those fur balls come from?	1.1386	0.03731	101	88	12	1
5684	I thought this was a glass of whine	1.1386	0.03988	101	89	10	2
5685	And we named it Purrlot	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
5686	Did you know I have a tail? It's called occult spinal dysraphism.	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
5687	I thought you'd enjoy this Catbernet Sauvignon	1.1383	0.04687	94	85	5	4
5688	Yes it it a new couch. You recall the last time you were here and thinking that you were fluffing up the upholstery.	1.1383	0.04436	94	84	7	3
5689	You can scratch the sofa,or spill the red wine, but not both.	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
5690	Wait! Your profile said you prefer white wine!	1.1383	0.04687	94	85	5	4
5691	And even though you guys have been born with opposable thumbs for millennia, this is still the most exciting part of the day for you?	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
5692	Try it, catnip wine.	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
5693	Look at it this way, it's a reward for not scratching up the furniture?	1.1383	0.03580	94	81	13	0
5694	Cross-species dating is all the rage.	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
5695	Try not to let it bother you so much. They even become upset with me whenever I don’t move from this couch all day long.	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
5696	So I’m new to this whole adoption thing. I hope humans like meowlot.	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
5697	Fine, you don't have to pay rent, but we at least put your hairball schedule on the calendar?	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
5698	You had to serve me Merlot.	1.1382	0.03331	123	107	15	1
5699	It's a bold red with Jellicle hints.	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
5700	I can	1.1379	0.03652	116	102	12	2
5701	And yes, there is just a subtle hint a lactose on the way down. Lovely.	1.1379	0.04379	87	77	8	2
5702	I really wish he would stop practicing his tinder dates on me	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
5703	But then you swish it around, like with mouthwash.	1.1379	0.03216	116	103	12	1
5704	How was working from office today?	1.1379	0.03718	87	75	12	0
5705	Well, I wanted to have a neighborly chat with you about those annoying catcalls at night...	1.1376	0.03315	109	94	15	0
5706	You know, 'cat pee' is an actual aromatic note on Sauvignon Blancs	1.1376	0.03793	109	96	11	2
5707	Can you discern notes of cat pee in this fine blend?	1.1376	0.03562	109	95	13	1
5708	Don't be afraid...move a little closer.	1.1376	0.04011	109	97	9	3
5709	So, do you like mice?	1.1376	0.03562	109	95	13	1
5710	I hear performative video is low-hanging fruit in the NFT markets.	1.1376	0.03315	109	97	11	1
5711	tell me a little about yourself. Have you always lived in Brooklyn ?	1.1376	0.03562	109	95	13	1
5712	We need to broaden your horizons. All that milk is making you a one-dimensional drinking companion.	1.1376	0.03793	109	96	11	2
5713	For a phenomenal eating experience, pair this with your tasty little can of yuck.	1.1375	0.04620	80	71	7	2
5714	Good nose with just a hint of catnip.	1.1373	0.03951	102	90	10	2
5715	This wine diet will work for both of us .	1.1373	0.03697	102	89	12	1
5716	“Off you go.”	1.1373	0.04415	102	92	6	4
5717	Comfortable? Relaxed? Good. Now let's move on to share our deal breakers are for living together.	1.1373	0.03424	102	88	14	0
5718	I asked for a cat's tonic not wine	1.1373	0.03951	102	90	10	2
5719	Yes, the bouquet is lacking a bit of catnip but I assure you the taste will be fishy to die for!	1.1373	0.03424	102	88	14	0
5720	We can't 'Netflix and chill' without sitting side by side.	1.1373	0.04415	102	92	6	4
5721	So yeah, they belled me about the job, but I had to tell them, ‘Thanks for considering me, but that’s an impossible undertaking.’	1.1373	0.03951	102	90	10	2
5722	It has more of a kick than catnip	1.1371	0.03681	124	110	11	3
5723	Seems you prefer a dry rosé to dry food.	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
5724	How DID you manage to write ‘Lars’ on the floor, Mr. Fuzzyface? And whose blood IS that?	1.1368	0.04129	95	84	9	2
5725	It's a lovely chatte cru classé.	1.1368	0.04391	95	85	7	3
5726	This fabric is both stain and shed proof so I feel like it’s a win win.	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
5727	I understand you've never seen The Princess Bride.	1.1368	0.03545	95	82	13	0
5728	I think you will enjoy this one with its hints of catnip, tuna tannin, and fishy finish.	1.1368	0.04129	95	84	9	2
5729	A vague aroma of cat piss, no?	1.1368	0.04129	95	84	9	2
5730	Drink up--we have eight o'clock dinner reservations."	1.1368	0.04129	95	84	9	2
5731	Now what do you want to know about burnt offerings?	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
5732	It smells like dog shit but tastes like cat piss.	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
5733	Lucky me you are not like Garfield. I don’t like drinking alone.	1.1368	0.04129	95	84	9	2
5734	Natural wine? I’m wondering if it tastes the same for humans as oat milk for us.	1.1368	0.03545	95	82	13	0
5735	You keep that hand where it is, pal. Pinot, means Pinot.	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
5736	It honestly wouldn't hurt me to know it isn't the best you've had in your nine lives.	1.1368	0.03623	117	103	12	2
5737	No, it's not catnip it's cat sip.	1.1368	0.03413	117	102	14	1
5738	So I says to her. Are you being real with me?	1.1368	0.03413	117	102	14	1
5739	So do you have any siblings?	1.1368	0.03821	117	104	10	3
5740	I just tend to swipe wherever….	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
5741	With this particular white, I think you'll find a bit less of the cat pee aroma.	1.1364	0.03532	110	96	13	1
5742	I have a warm and fuzzy feline this will work!	1.1364	0.03679	88	76	12	0
5743	Girl, I LOVE your cat like-feautures. Whoever did your fillers, I WANT THEIR NUMBER!	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
5744	Maybe we should get some fluffy throw pillows.”	1.1364	0.04181	110	99	7	4
5745	So, It turns out there is no such thing as mouse therapy?	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
5746	I think you've officially been working from home too long	1.1364	0.03287	110	95	15	0
5747	I occasionally like to drink but much prefer catnip	1.1364	0.03760	110	97	11	2
5748	Maybe you'll be more friendly after a few drinks	1.1359	0.03663	103	90	12	1
5749	Try this instead of catnip.	1.1359	0.03663	103	90	12	1
5750	So where do you see yourself in twenty years?	1.1359	0.03393	103	89	14	0
5751	I promise to give you a trigger warning whenever I say Hair of the Dog.	1.1359	0.03914	103	91	10	2
5752	Ok, next time it's warm milk and catnip.	1.1359	0.04150	103	92	8	3
5753	Feel free to enjoy all you’d like. I’ll get you an Lyft.	1.1359	0.03914	103	91	10	2
5754	I'm glad I was catfished	1.1359	0.03663	103	90	12	1
5755	Mr. Wine Friend, My Dear	1.1359	0.03663	103	90	12	1
5756	No, I did not say that I like a good 'fur-lot'...it was "Merlot!	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
5757	Existence precedes essence.	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
5758	Definitely Cateau Meowgaux, I detect a hint of catnip, a teasing mix of mouse with rat overtones and a lingering finish of Fancy Feast.	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
5759	Now that we have some time together can we discuss your sleeping schedule?	1.1358	0.03830	81	70	11	0
5760	I don’t understood your attitude toward Catskills wineries.	1.1358	0.04565	81	72	7	2
5761	Drink up my sherry amour.	1.1354	0.04088	96	85	9	2
5762	I much prefer white wine, if you don’t mind.	1.1354	0.03810	96	84	11	1
5763	I taste notes of wild strawberry, a hint of lavender, and a soupçon of catnip. A fine selection.	1.1354	0.04348	96	86	7	3
5764	I'm no sommelier, but one lap of my little pink tongue and I detect volatile acidity.	1.1354	0.04088	96	85	9	2
5765	Thank goodness you skipped the cheese on that fake charcuterie board.	1.1354	0.04088	96	85	9	2
5766	Have some Madeira, my dear.	1.1354	0.04348	96	86	7	3
5767	Wow, you look exactly as your Tinder profile!	1.1354	0.04348	96	86	7	3
5768	A toast, Mittens, to dear departed Mother.	1.1354	0.03810	96	84	11	1
5769	Congratulations! You have evolved. But are people ready for a domesticated cat that can read and write and sip wine from a glass? What if they were to throw you out into the wild?	1.1354	0.04088	96	85	9	2
5770	After this drink I’m going to take a quick nap.	1.1354	0.03810	96	84	11	1
5771	I love our Friday night whine sessions. @lajuicekey	1.1354	0.04088	96	85	9	2
5772	This Pet Nat Catbernet really does pair well with the Fancy Feast that Im about to throw up later on this very couch.	1.1354	0.03511	96	83	13	0
5773	I get sense of pâté	1.1354	0.03810	96	84	11	1
5774	I know how fussy you are - so I am sure you will appreciate this particular Cabernet Sauvignon.	1.1351	0.04001	74	64	10	0
5775	Mittens, you and I never get a chance to talk.	1.1351	0.03728	111	98	11	2
5776	I think the hints of cat litter enhance the strong finish.	1.1351	0.03502	111	97	13	1
5777	I know it’s disappointing—she really could have the pick of the litter.	1.1351	0.03502	111	97	13	1
5778	I’m detecting notes of hairball…	1.1351	0.03502	111	97	13	1
5779	I’m more of a per-secco kinda cat.” @yamzied	1.1351	0.04839	74	66	6	2
5780	One cat’s poison is another man’s delight.	1.1351	0.03728	111	98	11	2
5781	How ‘bout we start the evening nice and slow, with a little meeeeeeoooow-rrrr-lot?	1.1348	0.03641	89	77	12	0
5782	No, Duncan, I don’t know what you mean when you say that this vintage plays merry havoc with your meowth!	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
5783	A murine bouquet with floral notes of feline urine.	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
5784	I hope you don't think I'm a dog ...	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
5785	How can this be, ‘the cats pajamas,’ if it’s just me?	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
5786	I apologize; they were all out of your Cat-ernet Sauvignon.	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
5787	I fertilized the vines with your litter.	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
5788	We’re out of rat poison	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
5789	And a very slight litterbox aroma	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
5790	cheers to surviving one impawssible week	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
5791	So felix i had an alterior motive for inviting you to wine club, i'm thinking about getting a dog.	1.1348	0.03641	89	77	12	0
5792	How is your Murlot?	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
5793	I bought just for you, it's a catsbernet.	1.1346	0.03363	104	90	14	0
5794	I said you could have a glass of wine, not that you could whine.	1.1346	0.03879	104	92	10	2
5795	It's Liebfrau milk.	1.1346	0.03879	104	92	10	2
5796	Ah, mon chat, let us drink to the upcoming cat show!	1.1346	0.03363	104	90	14	0
5797	Chardonnay is just so last year.	1.1346	0.03630	104	91	12	1
5798	Now that we're alone, let's talk downsizing.	1.1346	0.03630	104	91	12	1
5799	It's been too long since I had someone I could really talk to in person.	1.1346	0.03879	104	92	10	2
5800	Purrfectly balanced, wouldn't you agree?	1.1346	0.03630	104	91	12	1
5801	Are you couching your assessment of the taste, or, is it truly, no-claws barred?	1.1346	0.03879	104	92	10	2
5802	Cat nip wine you say ...?	1.1346	0.03630	104	91	12	1
5803	I spiked yours with catnip.	1.1345	0.03565	119	105	12	2
5804	Personally I think this beats licking oneself and getting fur balls.	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
5805	Tuna with a red? Why not?	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
5806	It's a 'six-toe chat oh noir	1.1341	0.04835	82	74	5	3
5807	Cheers buddy! All we have is each other!	1.1341	0.04512	82	73	7	2
5808	You should like this. It's sauvignon blanc.	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
5809	You know what, we need to talk!	1.1341	0.04512	82	73	7	2
5810	So... Do you like mewsic?	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
5811	And here i thought catloves69 was a typo	1.1341	0.04512	82	73	7	2
5812	You're right, the Cab was better.	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
5813	I think you’ll like it. It’s a nice purrlot.	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
5814	The bottle says "sophisticated dark fruit character, chewy tannins and big notes of Nepeta cataria". I don't know what that is, but I love it!	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
5815	I know it’s espresso martini Monday, but I hear orange wine is the new it drink!	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
5816	That/'s the Catbird seat	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
5817	So, where did you want to go to college?	1.1340	0.04048	97	86	9	2
5818	Hello, everyone. It's me Brian Wilson. I just heard Sgt. Pepper for the first time. Little bit of a "straw that broke the camel's back" situation. Anyway, I'm talking to this cat now. We're having Nerello Mascalese.	1.1340	0.03477	97	84	13	0
5819	That curiosity myth is fake news. Now, tell me more about your Mother's new slippers.	1.1340	0.04305	97	87	7	3
5820	I swear your glass is still half full, I won't refill it yet.	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
5821	A dry meowth feel, no?	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
5822	Plop. Now you clean it up.	1.1340	0.04048	97	86	9	2
5823	Why don't you come a little closer	1.1339	0.03697	112	99	11	2
5824	It’s nice to finally spend some quality time together.	1.1339	0.03473	112	98	13	1
5825	This would pair well with chocolate.	1.1333	0.03844	105	93	10	2
5826	The dating website said we are a purr-fect match.	1.1333	0.03598	105	92	12	1
5827	I can understand that you want to set the pace of our relationship, but maybe you'd like to curl up closer?	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
5828	Well I did add a bit of catnip to yours	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
5829	Now Mr. Whiskers - you enjoy your ‘Cat-bernay’ and then we’ll put on our matching jammies and talk about why you keep trying to escape.”	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
5830	You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means	1.1333	0.03603	90	78	12	0
5831	I’m really glad you cat-called me too	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
5832	It has a hint of nip de chat	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
5833	As far as I'm concerned, they're all deal-breakers.	1.1333	0.04525	90	81	6	3
5834	I don't know how he knows this, but Parker said it tasted like pencil lead and pussy. Thoughts?	1.1333	0.04240	90	80	8	2
5835	No, not cat-purr-day, ka-burr-nay.	1.1333	0.04075	105	94	8	3
5836	They called it “Caternet.”	1.1333	0.03333	105	91	14	0
5837	Thank you for meeting with me. Sorry my living room isn't purrrrfectly clean.	1.1333	0.03952	75	65	10	0
5838	I must say that your profile on "Freaks For Felines" did not do you justice...	1.1333	0.03603	90	78	12	0
5839	Felus catus but my friends call me Tabby and what's your name	1.1333	0.03598	105	92	12	1
5840	Is it me? Why does your wine selection smell like fish?	1.1333	0.03603	90	78	12	0
5841	Purrfect date with whine and whiske(r)y	1.1333	0.04075	105	94	8	3
5842	My friends said it tasted like cat's piss but I don't know whose.	1.1333	0.04525	90	81	6	3
5843	I thought you would like the wine with notes of cat pee. Hints of litter box	1.1333	0.04240	90	80	8	2
5844	I detect hints of stone fruit and catnip	1.1333	0.04240	90	80	8	2
5845	Okay thats it. You really need to get back out there.	1.1333	0.03603	90	78	12	0
5846	Am I still your ESA after this?	1.1333	0.04240	90	80	8	2
5847	Humpty Dumpty also had a great Spring	1.1333	0.03537	120	106	12	2
5848	Trust me, you’re gonna love this. It’s a bouquet of wet food with notes of cardboard and plastic bags.	1.1333	0.03598	105	92	12	1
5849	This one is my favourite. I call this one purrlot	1.1333	0.03333	105	91	14	0
5850	Last wine night on a Wednesday before going back to office	1.1333	0.03537	120	106	12	2
5851	I DO note the faint hint of clumping.	1.1327	0.03666	113	100	11	2
5852	maybe we've been feline to ourselves	1.1327	0.03666	113	100	11	2
5853	Looks like I’ll need another glass of wine before you start looking good to me.	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
5854	I've really come to enjoy cattail hour with you. Jon Becker Auburn, MI	1.1327	0.03737	98	86	11	1
5855	Abnormal? No, no this isn't abnormal!	1.1327	0.03737	98	86	11	1
5856	Don't worry, I didn't put catnip in it.	1.1327	0.04263	98	88	7	3
5857	And to think, some people use ‘cat’s piss’ as a derogatory descriptor!	1.1327	0.04503	98	89	5	4
5858	I like meowlot	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
5859	I know a talent agent, we'll call the act "Aristocats"	1.1327	0.03737	98	86	11	1
5860	It's a naïve little domestic Burgundy, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption.	1.1327	0.03737	98	86	11	1
5861	Martha's going to freak when this merlot hits the pretty litter.	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
5862	OK human... I shouldn't drink milk, but you poured me wine? I'm not gonna eat your face once you die.	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
5863	What’s this, a bored-oh?	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
5864	This needs to be cellared longer Bill.	1.1327	0.03737	98	86	11	1
5865	I am glad we can have this chat after asking you 9 times.	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
5866	You'll enjoy it, I'm sure. Along with the rich juicy flavours of blood plum and mulberry to savour, a bouquet enhanced with hints of catnip, valerian and oyster.	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
5867	It's a viscous, almost unctuous mouthfeel with notes of canned tuna.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
5868	Forgive me if this is too forward, but pss pss pss.	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
5869	It is a glass of fine wine.	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
5870	Sorry, but all I had was merlot.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
5871	And how do you feel as a celebrity?	1.1322	0.03510	121	107	12	2
5872	It's a delicious Cab from the Fur Ball Winery. I thought you might like to try it.	1.1321	0.03566	106	93	12	1
5873	Drink up and tell me how I can purr.	1.1321	0.03809	106	94	10	2
5874	Does the bouquet suggest women will now find me attractive?	1.1321	0.03809	106	94	10	2
5875	So is this also your first time using tinder?	1.1321	0.03809	106	94	10	2
5876	Spill the tea	1.1321	0.03566	106	93	12	1
5877	Ah, yes, the terroir… a hint of kitty litter.	1.1321	0.03566	106	93	12	1
5878	I'm still trying to reconcile the fact that grapes are toxic to you, yet you are holding a wine glass as if you had opposable thumbs.	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
5879	Winerday on Caturday. Hilarious huh?	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
5880	Maybe it's the wine talking, but I must confess - I've never had a black cat before.	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
5881	Though the wine is fine, wanna trip on catnip?	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
5882	We're changing you to a dry diet.	1.1319	0.03566	91	79	12	0
5883	As if. He knows the way to my heart is a bowl with a fish in it.	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
5884	Let's celebrate twenty years together.	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
5885	It’s not you, it's me –a dog person.	1.1319	0.03566	91	79	12	0
5886	Sorry about the wine. I didn't really think you would come when I called you.	1.1319	0.03566	91	79	12	0
5887	Happy cats day, my friend!	1.1319	0.03566	91	79	12	0
5888	It's an unforgettable wine, with a toothy display of chewable grass, laced with savory accents of pate de Kitty Queen and hints of catnip on the finish.	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
5889	It did say in my bio I am an outdoor cat, right?” (@blofeld4476 I challenge you	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
5890	Isn’t it nice to finally explore a new side to our relationship?	1.1319	0.03566	91	79	12	0
5891	I checked. Lambics ARE vegan.	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
5892	Uh listen, Barry. Unless you actually have catfish, could you not talk to anyone else about your Tinder date?	1.1316	0.04040	114	103	7	4
5893	It's a naïve domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption." Source: https://quotepark.com/quotes/1914612-james-thurber-its-a-naive-domestic-burgundy-without-any-breedin	1.1316	0.03843	114	102	9	3
5894	It used to take three glasses before my true nature emerged. Now, well...that very first sip seems to trigger my acerbic tongue.	1.1316	0.03843	114	102	9	3
5895	For the good life, in addition to the wine bar in the arm rest it folds out into a litter box, a scratch pole, a ball of yarn, and a mail-in ballot.	1.1316	0.03636	114	101	11	2
5896	I just realized, I need shampoo.	1.1316	0.03636	114	101	11	2
5897	Time to wine, dine, and overanalyze the fact that I’m spending my Friday night with a feline	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
5898	I think you should just stop pussyfooting around	1.1316	0.03415	114	100	13	1
5899	You really ARE the Cat's Meow!	1.1313	0.03412	99	86	13	0
5900	I hope this doesn't get your dander up.	1.1313	0.03412	99	86	13	0
5901	Who knew that feline chablis would be so good?	1.1313	0.03970	99	88	9	2
5902	Are you sure this is a natural wine?	1.1313	0.03970	99	88	9	2
5903	It’s a catbernet, goes well with tuna!	1.1313	0.03702	99	87	11	1
5904	This Cateonnay is from my wine cellar.	1.1313	0.04222	99	89	7	3
5905	I said Chablis not Chardonnay Harold!	1.1313	0.04222	99	89	7	3
5906	it's not milk but it'll get the job done	1.1313	0.03702	99	87	11	1
5907	Is that mushroom scent coming from the wine or the shit cork screwed out of my ass?	1.1313	0.04222	99	89	7	3
5908	Yoo hoo, I'm up here, not in your wine glass.	1.1313	0.04222	99	89	7	3
5909	Too late, Jim realized that Steve had selected the wine.	1.1313	0.03970	99	88	9	2
5910	Here's to you for helping me through the Covid shutdown.	1.1313	0.03702	99	87	11	1
5911	Sure, I’ll drink a nice red, but I really prefer a white	1.1311	0.03282	122	107	14	1
5912	The flavor is more intense if you sip it.	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
5913	You’re right! It DOES have overtones of catnip.	1.1310	0.03703	84	73	11	0
5914	Surveys show that 9 out of 10 cats hate wine. Don't tell me it's 10 out of 10!	1.1310	0.03703	84	73	11	0
5915	I'm normally a dog guy.	1.1310	0.03703	84	73	11	0
5916	Dearly beloved we are gathered here today ….. to discuss the litter box.	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
5917	This wine needs to be aerated at least 2 more hours while I nap.	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
5918	I know what you’re thinking… I should have paired this Reisling with a nice yellowtail sushi.	1.1308	0.03275	107	93	14	0
5919	Oh my! Half a glass of wine & I already feel my scruples caving toward celebrity status.	1.1308	0.03275	107	93	14	0
5920	Not good enough!	1.1308	0.04002	107	96	8	3
5921	No, I get it's a pinot, but like what I'm saying is we had a missed opportunity. We could have done a CATbernet, or PURRdeaux, because you're a cat.	1.1308	0.03275	107	95	11	1
5922	Human, what are you; cheap or something? Can’t you break out a better vintage than this?	1.1308	0.03776	107	95	10	2
5923	The poached salmon will pair well with your dry Chardonnay.	1.1308	0.03534	107	94	12	1
5924	I don’t like the legs on this Malbec	1.1308	0.02843	107	94	13	0
5925	This love affair cannot go on any longer.	1.1308	0.03534	107	94	12	1
5926	Let’s get cozy.	1.1308	0.04002	107	96	8	3
5927	I've heard that after a few glasses of wine, you get a little Friskies.	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
5928	So, how's your Furball Martini?"	1.1304	0.03387	115	101	13	1
5929	If you like how this couch feels, check out my new 1200 thread count sheets.	1.1304	0.03530	92	80	12	0
5930	LOOK, I DON'T MIND YOUR VINO HABIT, BUT THE MICE ARE OUT OF CONTROL, DO YOUR JOB WINO!	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
5931	That's cabernet, not caternet.	1.1304	0.03530	92	80	12	0
5932	Cheers to us! Let’s forget how we came to New York!	1.1304	0.04431	92	83	6	3
5933	Nice Chat.	1.1304	0.04152	92	82	8	2
5934	The unassuming aroma of Cat-Nip makes this a favorite of most Pussies.	1.1304	0.03530	92	80	12	0
5935	I can’t believe it was just 10 minutes to get you from an alley to a Pinot.	1.1304	0.04431	92	83	6	3
5936	Merlot again?!	1.1304	0.03530	92	80	12	0
5937	Isn't Happy Hour just "Purr-fect"?	1.1300	0.04181	100	90	7	3
5938	I had hoped you'd like it. It's from the Catskills.	1.1300	0.03667	100	88	11	1
5939	We both know well what you like, please try something I really like.	1.1300	0.04181	100	90	7	3
5940	Nothing wrong with this drink, right?	1.1300	0.04181	100	90	7	3
5941	Well, my BFF how is your catnip wine?	1.1300	0.03933	100	89	9	2
5942	Fig. You are my best friend. Cheers.	1.1300	0.04181	100	90	7	3
5943	My favorite way to unwind after a hard day's work.	1.1300	0.03933	100	89	9	2
5944	I think you'll find the subtle aromas of berries, vanilla and urine quite pleasing.	1.1300	0.03667	100	88	11	1
5945	Yeah I love getting fucked up on wine. But if I start crying and shit just lock me in the bathroom though.	1.1300	0.03667	100	88	11	1
5946	Well, yes, it does taste like cat piss -- but if you don't like it, I have a nice white chilling in the fridge.	1.1300	0.03933	100	89	9	2
5947	Last night I dreamt that they finally let us bring your litterbox into the bar.	1.1300	0.03667	100	88	11	1
5948	Catstrovia	1.1300	0.04181	100	90	7	3
5949	I swear you have the IQ of a 3 year old.	1.1300	0.03933	100	89	9	2
5950	The mouse in me thinks cheese would pair nicely.	1.1300	0.03933	100	89	9	2
5951	It will smooth over your random behavior.	1.1300	0.03667	100	88	11	1
5952	'I'm getting mouse liver and just a soupçon of sparrow wing...'	1.1300	0.03667	100	88	11	1
5953	I’m sorry. The guy at the store definitely said it was creamy.	1.1300	0.03380	100	87	13	0
5954	it's hectic	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
5955	Taste and feel the velvety flavor	1.1296	0.03247	108	94	14	0
5956	Maybe we should have gotten milk.	1.1296	0.03742	108	96	10	2
5957	Can’t wait to add Sommelier to my Catskills on LinkedIn	1.1296	0.03742	108	96	10	2
5958	It really is the most purr-Fect bouquet…	1.1296	0.04179	108	98	6	4
5959	Long walks in the litter box is just not my idea of a good time.	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
5960	I sense you have a gripe with the Muscat	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
5961	It’s a little frantic at first, but then begins to purr.	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
5962	I enjoy our talks too Chazz, but I get how demeaning it is to pretend you're out mousing every Monday night.	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
5963	It has a robust bouquet with hints of fur-ball and anus. You can taste the terroir.	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
5964	A full bodied wine,with hints of catnip,furballs and sardines.	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
5965	The flavor notes of sardines and caviar are wonderful. Meow!	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
5966	I merely was trying to be a tad less aloof since Mrs. Prig left, but apparently you’ve misinterpreted it.	1.1294	0.03662	85	74	11	0
5967	It’s a purrfect night for some wine	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
5968	Do you really think I'm going to come closer to you, John, after this evenings frozen chicken meal that you pulled out of the freezer for me?	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
5969	I thought you might like a little cat nip before your cat nap!	1.1290	0.04110	93	83	8	2
5970	My sommelier calls it catnip for Pinot lovers.	1.1290	0.04110	93	83	8	2
5971	This photo is fake. Cats never drink red wine socially.	1.1290	0.04110	93	83	8	2
5972	Humpty Dumpty emerged post-op with a suave new style and sudden ability to schmooze industry fat cats.	1.1290	0.04110	93	83	8	2
5973	A bit too mouse on the nose, but love the hair ball mouth feel and hint of catnip	1.1290	0.04110	93	83	8	2
5974	I thought if you had a glass of wine, it will help us start the herding of your friends.	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
5975	Hey. This is a real tasty Meowlot.” - cat “Don’t Terrance. Just don’t….” - ma	1.1290	0.04110	93	83	8	2
5976	You’re the only one I would want to share this vintage with, Oliver.	1.1290	0.03495	93	81	12	0
5977	Hope you’re enjoying this CATernet Sauvignon. That was offensive, sorry.	1.1290	0.04385	93	84	6	3
5978	I thought you would find it to be purr-fect. It's the most popular red wine in Cat-alonia.	1.1287	0.03632	101	89	11	1
5979	Meow I don’t mean to be rude, Todd, but you just don’t look like your purrfile picture…	1.1287	0.03632	101	89	11	1
5980	Swirl, sip and spit.	1.1287	0.03349	101	88	13	0
5981	-Aww, my gorgeous love! You shaved your face for a movie date night? -Yeah, and you didn't even bother changing your p.j.'s.	1.1287	0.03632	101	89	11	1
5982	Keep in mind, this is my first attempt at doing a cocktail mixer for introverts. The RSVP list was short.	1.1287	0.03632	101	89	11	1
5983	Stray regrets expanding dating app filters	1.1287	0.03896	101	90	9	2
5984	How do you like your catbernet?	1.1287	0.03632	101	89	11	1
5985	Cheers. So glad we met on Tinder!	1.1287	0.03349	101	88	13	0
5986	Where do you see yourself in 10 years	1.1287	0.03632	101	89	11	1
5987	Do I detect notes of hairball?	1.1287	0.03896	101	90	9	2
5988	So glad it's just us now. So...you wanna get wild?	1.1286	0.04952	70	63	5	2
5989	Sorry we ran out of cat nibbles	1.1284	0.03932	109	98	8	3
5990	Let's relax and watch some old Cosby reruns.	1.1284	0.03710	109	97	10	2
5991	Mr. Snugglesworth, I think I’ve had enough to try belly rubs again.	1.1284	0.03473	109	96	12	1
5992	I hope you don't mind - I took the liberty of making the biscuits myself tonight.	1.1284	0.03710	109	97	10	2
5993	Nothing fancy, just a local Meowlot - Purrrah blend.	1.1282	0.03547	117	104	11	2
5994	I tell you we could get much hapier if you get tested	1.1282	0.03810	78	68	10	0
5995	It’s a soft red.	1.1282	0.03104	117	102	15	0
5996	Now, isn't this better than your normal catnip?	1.1280	0.03000	125	109	16	0
5997	You don’t look like a potato either.	1.1279	0.04312	86	77	7	2
5998	Either the Merlot or the hairball is making my mouth dry.	1.1279	0.04312	86	77	7	2
5999	This couch is 100% cougar skin	1.1279	0.04619	86	78	5	3
6000	Getting cozy for an Alf marathon.	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
6001	It’s like money, but digital.	1.1279	0.03623	86	75	11	0
6002	@solomiyart I find it offensive that you think this Sauvignon Blanc smells like my litter box.	1.1279	0.04619	86	78	5	3
6003	You’re right; I misread your bio. It doesn’t say you’re a furry. It just says you’re furry.	1.1279	0.04619	86	78	5	3
6004	Pouring a red with cat food? Now I've seen it all...	1.1277	0.04068	94	84	8	2
6005	Kitty, I have this strong FELINE for you.	1.1277	0.04068	94	84	8	2
6006	First, I need to ask – are you hairball free?	1.1277	0.03777	94	83	10	1
6007	Yes, I’m sorry you feel bad about persistent cat jokes.	1.1277	0.03777	94	83	10	1
6008	C'mon you'll love it. It's got a hairball texture and a hint of catnip!	1.1277	0.04068	94	84	8	2
6009	When you asked me up to your apartment for a nightcap, I didn’t think this is what you meant.	1.1277	0.03777	94	83	10	1
6010	I hope this find this vintage of catnip amusing	1.1275	0.03859	102	91	9	2
6011	Now let me explain what denuded means	1.1275	0.03859	102	91	9	2
6012	That’s strange—I’m not getting notes of hairball at all.	1.1275	0.03599	102	90	11	1
6013	I know we're the same class, but I'm also homo sapiens, ergo, the better glass.	1.1275	0.03599	102	90	11	1
6014	Indeed, '05' was a great vintage for Château Nip à Chat.	1.1275	0.03599	102	90	11	1
6015	BURP!!! How's the CHAMPagne for the Cat CHAMP?	1.1275	0.03859	102	91	9	2
6016	Does it pair well with cat food?	1.1275	0.03599	102	90	11	1
6017	Cat says to the man: 'so... are u planning to leave the house any time soon? , you know I need my beauty sleep'	1.1275	0.03599	102	90	11	1
6018	I sense a hint of aged goat milk with just a trace of catnip essence.	1.1275	0.03599	102	90	11	1
6019	If I understand your Tinder profile correctly, you do doggie?	1.1273	0.03678	110	98	10	2
6020	L.A. people - has anyone ordered a new passport in person recently? There are no appointments at any post offices or libraries.	1.1273	0.03192	110	96	14	0
6021	I ccccccanttt ssssseemmm tttoo ttttalkkk ttoo you.	1.1273	0.03444	110	97	12	1
6022	The guy at the wine shop was adamant that there's no such thing as "residual catnip content". So, just enjoy it for its firm berry notes and cigar box overtones.	1.1273	0.03678	110	98	10	2
6023	Still not ready to eat inside restaurant yet	1.1273	0.03678	110	98	10	2
6024	Don’t do as I do. Do as I say!	1.1273	0.03192	110	96	14	0
6025	You are still my favorite pussy.	1.1271	0.03519	118	105	11	2
6026	The ‘68 is superb, isn’t it?	1.1270	0.03561	126	113	10	3
6027	I think it's time we reevaluate our relationship.	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
6028	Yes, I think a full glass a day is fine. After all you have nine extra years to live.	1.1264	0.04265	87	78	7	2
6029	I know you prefer a Macon with you tuna surprise feast, but I couldn't resist the 2019 Sauvignon Blanc!	1.1264	0.03584	87	76	11	0
6030	The wine shop was out of Hair-of-the-Dog,so I went for the Cat-bernet.	1.1264	0.03584	87	76	11	0
6031	This is meow, am I right?	1.1264	0.03584	87	76	11	0
6032	My hope is that we can go from ‘me-ow’ to ‘we-ow’	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
6033	YOLNT, amIright?	1.1263	0.03426	95	83	12	0
6034	My mistake, Wally. When I entered my dating preferences on eharmony, I meant to type C-A-T but accidentally typed F-A-T.	1.1263	0.04027	95	85	8	2
6035	Go ahead and scoff at my piece, Mr. Russian Blue plush double coat!	1.1263	0.04027	95	85	8	2
6036	I talked stuff over this way with my ex-wife and it didn’t help but I think we have a better relationship	1.1263	0.03739	95	84	10	1
6037	Here in the Napa Valley EVERYONE appreciates a glass of fine wine.	1.1263	0.03739	95	84	10	1
6038	I think the Seuss is just silly, but you're right about the Eliot; I'm half through and really into it.	1.1263	0.03739	95	84	10	1
6039	This wine	1.1262	0.03566	103	91	11	1
6040	When the day becomes the night and the sky becomes the sea, when the clock strikes heavy and there’s no time for tea; and in this our darkest hour, it will be a sign, to go back home to Wonderland and drink up all the wine.	1.1262	0.04293	103	94	5	4
6041	Woodsy, with just a faint hint of catnip. I think you'll like it.	1.1262	0.03566	103	91	11	1
6042	The catnip aromas do make me want to purr....	1.1262	0.03824	103	92	9	2
6043	I thought it would enliven our conversations. Would you prefer a bug?	1.1262	0.03288	103	90	13	0
6044	I’m getting a hint of cat pee on the nose.	1.1262	0.03566	103	91	11	1
6045	Why not, you have your nose in everything else	1.1262	0.03824	103	92	9	2
6046	I see you got into the good wine again.	1.1262	0.03824	103	92	9	2
6047	I hope you don't overdose on catnip.	1.1262	0.03824	103	92	9	2
6048	I couldn’t believe it either, but they insisted it was a pet nat.	1.1262	0.03566	103	91	11	1
6049	Trying to get a commitment from you is like herding cats.	1.1261	0.03646	111	99	10	2
6050	I know, remarkable how it's really just grapes.	1.1261	0.03646	111	99	10	2
6051	I know you'd rather be out at the clubs, but we've been out 5 nights in a row now....	1.1261	0.03280	119	105	13	1
6052	to what's not here	1.1261	0.03491	119	106	11	2
6053	This wine is aged to purrrrrrfection"	1.1261	0.03491	119	106	11	2
6054	How do you like the Catarratto?	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
6055	All my dates just want pussy...	1.1250	0.04253	96	87	6	3
6056	So, here's to you Fido...I mean Kiddie.	1.1250	0.03721	80	70	10	0
6057	It's a Bordeaux I highly recommend pairing with mice.	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
6058	I hope you're enjoying this full-bodied moscato.	1.1250	0.03259	104	91	13	0
6059	I hear your very cuddly and cat around	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
6060	I figured it would suit your taste, it's a Catawba grape varietal wine."	1.1250	0.03987	96	86	8	2
6061	Did you know Jim Jones used to have a cat?	1.1250	0.04027	104	94	7	3
6062	Who else but you am I to share the details of my day with! -Human “Errrrr my human has ruined wine for me, effective immediately.	1.1250	0.03897	88	78	9	1
6063	I'm detecting a bouquet of chicken with notes of disdain.	1.1250	0.04492	80	72	6	2
6064	Heavy drinking may help those nine lives go by quicker.	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
6065	I’m getting hints of catnip balls of yarn and kitty litter, how about you?	1.1250	0.03534	104	92	11	1
6066	I was hoping you'd bring your litter mate, Boots.	1.1250	0.03393	96	84	12	0
6067	being my covid companion has taken half a dozen of your lives	1.1250	0.03546	88	77	11	0
6068	Don't gulp it down!! Drink it slowly, savoir it's aroma, enjoy it's bouquet. This is a fine wine, not some fruit flavored kids drink, you animal!!	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
6069	And this is a toast to love	1.1250	0.03897	88	78	9	1
6070	. . . . and that was Wittgenstein's take on the matter!	1.1250	0.03897	88	78	9	1
6071	Heterospecies optimism?	1.1250	0.03032	120	105	15	0
6072	I hope your taste buds can appreciate the earthiness of this red.	1.1250	0.03987	96	86	8	2
6073	Yes; We are Best Buds, but please don't tell Smokie	1.1250	0.03987	96	86	8	2
6074	So, should we take this to the bedroom?	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
6075	This wine makes me feel like a cat!	1.1250	0.03393	96	84	12	0
6076	It's an unpretentious beaujolais I think you'll enjoy.	1.1250	0.03139	112	98	14	0
6077	Most people don't show their true selves on dating apps.	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
6078	A touch of mouse and a hint of fried canary; no?	1.1250	0.04395	72	64	7	1
6079	I’d say clean cherry-like fruit flavors on the palate with a hint of wood; good balance, with a long, dry finish. But no, I don’t detect a note of catnip.	1.1250	0.03789	104	93	9	2
6080	I just love to cuddle up under a nice warm blanket in front of a roaring fire. And you?	1.1250	0.03259	104	91	13	0
6081	This vintage pairs well with catnip and cheese	1.1250	0.03987	96	86	8	2
6082	I used to be into dogs too but a lot changed during the pandemic.	1.1250	0.03897	88	78	9	1
6083	I’m getting a very slight cat pee aroma.	1.1250	0.03546	88	77	11	0
6084	Thank you for taking the time to meet me tonight, I know you've got a very busy schedule	1.1250	0.03987	96	86	8	2
6085	its actually pronounced Meiowmi pinot noir	1.1250	0.03534	104	92	11	1
6086	Let's talk about that 'wine' stain on the carpet.	1.1240	0.03631	121	109	9	3
6087	Can I get you some catnip to go with that?	1.1238	0.03754	105	94	9	2
6088	I think you'll find the hint of catnip quite precocious.	1.1238	0.03230	105	92	13	0
6089	I feel we've met...the Vienna Biennale, perhaps, in 2016?	1.1238	0.03754	105	94	9	2
6090	Ok Leo can we talk? I miss Mom. How many mice (dead or alive) will it take to stop your backdoor delivery?	1.1238	0.03230	105	92	13	0
6091	Hey—we are drinking red but I’m having the salmon.	1.1238	0.03230	105	92	13	0
6092	Well, I think it’s got nice toilet water undertones.	1.1238	0.03754	105	94	9	2
6093	Looks like we may have a CATastrophy on our hands	1.1238	0.03502	105	93	11	1
6094	Oh, I'm so sorry. I forgot you've been sober for 10 years.	1.1238	0.03502	105	93	11	1
6095	It's a good life, eh...Herman?	1.1238	0.03502	105	93	11	1
6096	My cat nose tells me this Chardonnay smells like clay, limestone, manure and the acidity and essence of cat urine, so, drink up.	1.1238	0.03754	105	94	9	2
6097	I’m keen to try speed dating after this!	1.1238	0.03754	105	94	9	2
6098	I've never had pussy before. What am I in for?	1.1237	0.03948	97	87	8	2
6099	It’s nice to have company.	1.1237	0.03666	97	86	10	1
6100	First dates are usually so awkward, but look at us - we both enjoy red wine!	1.1237	0.03948	97	87	8	2
6101	First, you roll your eyes at my cat-themed puns the way she used to, and then you say, 'It's either me or the cat.'	1.1237	0.03948	97	87	8	2
6102	What should we toast?	1.1237	0.03360	97	85	12	0
6103	Here’s another thing we have in common - we both enjoy a nip of lusty hairball juice before dinner.	1.1237	0.03948	97	87	8	2
6104	My, aren't you the Pouilly-Fuissé!	1.1237	0.03360	97	85	12	0
6105	I was knocking things over. Oh, I thought you swiped right.	1.1237	0.03948	97	87	8	2
6106	If you understand Quantum Physics you just don’t understand Quantum Physics.	1.1237	0.03360	97	85	12	0
6107	One more glass and there's no singing The Cat Came Back, am I right?	1.1237	0.03666	97	86	10	1
6108	As I said in my text, I'm sure we can meet an amicable solution.	1.1237	0.03360	97	85	12	0
6109	So, how do you like it? They call it ‘Pinot Meow’?” “To be honest, I’m more of a Moscato kind of cat.	1.1237	0.03360	97	85	12	0
6110	Who tells dogs are man’s best friend, cheers to our friendship	1.1237	0.03666	97	86	10	1
6111	The blurb called it "feline in its subtlety." What's your take?	1.1236	0.04469	89	81	5	3
6112	Better than a hit tin roof, huh ?	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
6113	My name is Alfie, but please, call me Alf.	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
6114	Better than mice and cheese night, wouldn’t you say?	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
6115	You know, it’s about time we caught up! How’s things with you?	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
6116	…and that is why I now prefer a dog.	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
6117	How do you find the Syrah blend Mr Fuzzypants?	1.1236	0.03508	89	78	11	0
6118	We''ll still be able to have our wine time when I have to go back to the office to work in person.	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
6119	Okay Mr. Fluffs, you be the date and I'll be me... and action!	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
6120	What's this all about? You know I prefer warm milk!	1.1235	0.03678	81	71	10	0
6121	And this mouse just would no be quiet about it.	1.1230	0.03409	122	109	11	2
6122	The wine is fine it’s just the Meowlot joke I didn’t care for.	1.1228	0.03330	114	101	12	1
6123	Humpty Dumpty sat on a couch	1.1226	0.03471	106	94	11	1
6124	It’s been a long time. How are you? Which life are you in now?	1.1226	0.03471	106	94	11	1
6125	Oh just try it...it's better than that catnip you've been doing!	1.1226	0.03720	106	95	9	2
6126	It’s a charming little French wine called Chat Chat.	1.1226	0.03471	106	94	11	1
6127	I feel like you've been neglecting my interests.	1.1226	0.03471	106	94	11	1
6128	I prefer talking to a muskrat, but these days you have to be flexible.	1.1224	0.03910	98	88	8	2
6129	It's the purrrrfect accompaniment to vittles.	1.1224	0.03910	98	88	8	2
6130	You're right. I do find this fabric scratch worthy.	1.1224	0.03910	98	88	8	2
6131	(Winegeek humor alert!) "Have you ever peed on a gooseberry bush?"	1.1224	0.04170	98	89	6	3
6132	I know that it’s a required taste but it’s probably better than cat food,right?	1.1224	0.03631	98	87	10	1
6133	I heard it goes well with creamy giblets.	1.1224	0.03328	98	86	12	0
6134	It has notes of mouse and catnip with a hairball finish	1.1224	0.03328	98	86	12	0
6135	Does wine involve hair balls?	1.1224	0.03631	98	87	10	1
6136	Is this what you meant by paws for refreshment ?	1.1224	0.03631	98	87	10	1
6137	And this is how "I" mark "my" territory	1.1224	0.03328	98	86	12	0
6138	Just curious, did you invite tho dogs?”	1.1224	0.03910	98	88	8	2
6139	Man saying: "... Santa CLAWS, get it? Because..." Cat thinking: "I'm going to need a bigger glass."	1.1222	0.04129	90	84	3	3
6140	Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down drunk.	1.1222	0.04129	90	81	7	2
6141	So I says to him, 'You think you think you got it made, I know a fat cat that has everything, but thinks he needs more and more all the time.' What a 'putz', I tell him.	1.1222	0.04421	90	82	5	3
6142	If you don	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
6143	This lockdown, you are my booze buddy!	1.1222	0.04129	90	81	7	2
6144	With a hint of blackberry, cinnamon, tuna and chicken.	1.1222	0.04421	90	82	5	3
6145	To be honest with you, I don't get it either but all my friends say I need more of this?	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
6146	Hummmmm, hints of tuna and catnip with a mild aroma of litter.	1.1222	0.04129	90	81	7	2
6147	Did you prefer Elaine Paige or Betty Buckley?	1.1222	0.04129	90	81	7	2
6148	I’m sorry. They only had merlot.	1.1222	0.03472	90	79	11	0
6149	You’re right! It is Chateau du Catnip 2014.	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
6150	Wine is to be closely shared	1.1220	0.04387	82	74	6	2
6151	Relax, I'm not trying to get into your pants.	1.1220	0.03195	82	73	9	0
6152	You're right. Why don't we do this every night?	1.1217	0.03526	115	103	10	2
6153	Tell me, that’s what friends are for.	1.1217	0.03526	115	103	10	2
6154	As for myself, I prefer a good Muscat over Meow-becs.	1.1215	0.03687	107	96	9	2
6155	I see you are curious about the vintage.	1.1215	0.03687	107	96	9	2
6156	I've said "no way, that's crazy" five times and he still isn't getting the hint	1.1215	0.03687	107	96	9	2
6157	Take care to clear your palate of fur balls first	1.1215	0.03687	107	96	9	2
6158	Life is more than just milk in saucers. Trust me, this drink will make going vegan fun!	1.1215	0.03919	107	97	7	3
6159	So…go fish?	1.1215	0.03687	107	96	9	2
6160	So it was your human’s pictures on Tinder?” Asks man after being catfished by Kat	1.1215	0.03687	107	96	9	2
6161	Normally I’d be knocking this over and making a mess, but do you taste the notes of catnip?	1.1212	0.03596	99	88	10	1
6162	Ah yes, you know what they say about the Sauvignon Blanc …	1.1212	0.03596	99	88	10	1
6163	I considered myself a dog guy until you recommended this chardonnay.	1.1212	0.03596	99	88	10	1
6164	But then I got $10 for losing the most at bunco	1.1212	0.03297	99	87	12	0
6165	Wait, you get mouse on this?” #wine #jok	1.1212	0.03596	99	88	10	1
6166	It's an unassuming little Rhône blend I discovered last year.	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
6167	So I'll let the vineyards know you would prefer a "noir" blend.	1.1209	0.04086	91	82	7	2
6168	I'm sorry about the lasagna, Garfield.	1.1209	0.04086	91	82	7	2
6169	Will it be just the two of us...(pats couch) yet again?" said Nigel Berbrooke of Brooklyn to his despondent cat	1.1209	0.03436	91	80	11	0
6170	Dearest Mittens, our shared love of Beaujolais deepens our relationship.	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
6171	The color is called “Hairball Bile.”	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
6172	So you want to talk about insurance?	1.1209	0.03436	91	80	11	0
6173	I could tell from the moment I saw you we'd share a love of Malbec.	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
6174	It’s like, non alcoholic wine.	1.1209	0.04086	91	82	7	2
6175	I told you it was the cat’s meow.	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
6176	How did the catnip treat you today?	1.1205	0.03595	83	73	10	0
6177	A robust red with a hint of catnip.	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
6178	It’s a little mousy for my taste	1.1205	0.04336	83	75	6	2
6179	Distinctively spicy with a strong hint of urine-like aromas”	1.1204	0.03655	108	97	9	2
6180	Relax. It has a lifetime warranty.	1.1204	0.03655	108	97	9	2
6181	I know you like white wine but try just a sip of the red.	1.1204	0.03410	108	96	11	1
6182	Don't be put off by the fizzing, from Ukraine	1.1204	0.03410	108	96	11	1
6183	Thanks for letting me try your expensive wine. I've never had Cat Toe du Barry, Barry.	1.1204	0.03884	108	98	7	3
6184	This is my last suppurr!	1.1204	0.03655	108	97	9	2
6185	Cheers to finally conceding to the superior species, we can now co - exist!	1.1204	0.03410	108	96	11	1
6186	Human: "I'm obsessed with skin contact!" Cat: "I purrfer you don't touch me"	1.1204	0.03884	108	98	7	3
6187	It's a Pouille-Fuisse, mon chaton.	1.1200	0.03835	100	90	8	2
6188	Step #1. Trust	1.1200	0.03266	100	88	12	0
6189	Trust me, it really is called catsip.	1.1200	0.03562	100	89	10	1
6190	Thankfully, we both prefer a full bodied number	1.1200	0.03562	100	89	10	1
6191	Drink it, I thought we could try out the nine lives theory!	1.1196	0.04043	92	83	7	2
6192	HAVING A DRINK WITH MY BEST BUDDY!	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
6193	You found a hair? Let me replace that for you.	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
6194	I'm with you, online dating is a drag.	1.1196	0.03401	92	81	11	0
6195	This one can go with anything. I realize you don't eat just 'anything,' but nevertheless.	1.1193	0.03380	109	97	11	1
6196	Another Saturday night!	1.1193	0.03623	109	98	9	2
6197	No, I told you I am happy on this side.	1.1193	0.03850	109	99	7	3
6198	Definitely a hint of cat pee.	1.1193	0.03380	109	97	11	1
6199	Would you care for more drippies?	1.1193	0.03850	109	99	7	3
6200	The malbark is a bit cloying, and overly pungent. I prefer the perrrrlot.	1.1193	0.03850	109	99	7	3
6201	-See it? I told you, you'd love Easter, Simba! -I'm Jewish you fool!	1.1193	0.03623	109	98	9	2
6202	'This is not your normal catnip.	1.1193	0.03623	109	98	9	2
6203	There aren’t grapes in this are there?!	1.1193	0.03380	109	97	11	1
6204	Well, you have to start sometimes,Binxie.	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
6205	Oak, berries and a vegetal note with a nice flat kitty-litter finish, right?	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
6206	How is it that I can never find the cartoon contest online after I receive the magazine ? Gee, subscribing is not all it's cracked up to be	1.1190	0.04286	84	76	6	2
6207	Um, your Tinder profile said your name was Catherine.	1.1190	0.04286	84	76	6	2
6208	So you must be Round Ron, Flat Stanley's cousin.	1.1188	0.04051	101	92	6	3
6209	Fabulous wine Bob, but this isn't the kind of grooming i was talking about.	1.1188	0.03528	101	90	10	1
6210	I think we’re red people more than white people.	1.1188	0.03799	101	91	8	2
6211	Mittens from this season of The Cat-chelorette seems kinda desperate… AMMIRIGHT, GIRL!? ::glasses clink::	1.1188	0.03528	101	90	10	1
6212	just take a little sip and swish swish	1.1188	0.03236	101	89	12	0
6213	I prefer the Pinot, categorically.	1.1186	0.02990	118	104	14	0
6214	I think it tastes like raisins,too!	1.1183	0.03698	93	83	9	1
6215	This merlot gives you a mellow meow, Mortimer.	1.1183	0.03698	93	83	9	1
6216	Chug a lug. Chug a lug.	1.1183	0.03698	93	83	9	1
6217	I know, I know, you said you didn't meow on the first date.	1.1183	0.03367	93	82	11	0
6218	The difference between cats and dogs.	1.1183	0.04001	93	84	7	2
6219	If you don't like the wine, don't drink it.	1.1183	0.03698	93	83	9	1
6220	It does have good nose, but I generally remove the whiskers first.	1.1183	0.03698	93	83	9	1
6221	‘It’s Jesus juice.’	1.1183	0.03000	93	83	10	0
6222	Species, Meechies! I’m just happy you’re alice.	1.1183	0.04001	93	84	7	2
6223	As you can determine, I don't have many friends.	1.1183	0.03698	93	83	9	1
6224	Sorry Charlie,we only had full body.	1.1183	0.04001	93	84	7	2
6225	I hope my conversation about Cat-Man love has not made you uncomfortable.	1.1183	0.03698	93	83	9	1
6226	nOw find your safe place .. and I'll explain what "disclosures" mean again on the 990 form 🍷🍷	1.1183	0.04001	93	84	7	2
6227	Let's just say, Management uses the term "culture" a little differently than we do.	1.1182	0.03591	110	99	9	2
6228	Vino in veritas?	1.1182	0.03591	110	99	9	2
6229	Cherry, spice, and a hint of wet paw hair.	1.1182	0.03816	110	100	7	3
6230	Wine can be a medium to our inner child or kitten	1.1182	0.03816	110	100	7	3
6231	Jeffrey Toobin took his dick out on a Zoom call	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
6232	That mousy bouquet IS nice.	1.1182	0.03591	110	99	9	2
6233	When playin' jazz you always has a welcome mat 'Cause everybody digs a swinging cat	1.1176	0.03496	102	91	10	1
6234	I found some delicious catbernet that I think you will really lick!	1.1176	0.03763	102	92	8	2
6235	You'll like it more than catnip, I promise.	1.1176	0.04459	68	61	6	1
6236	Yeah, catnip's scarce since they legalized weed. You'll adjust.	1.1176	0.03496	102	91	10	1
6237	This wine is meow!	1.1176	0.03496	102	91	10	1
6238	It's for your own good.	1.1176	0.03206	102	90	12	0
6239	Do you think Jerry will get out of this?	1.1176	0.03496	102	91	10	1
6240	Ok now you pretend to be Cheryl and I'll practice my moves.	1.1176	0.03763	102	92	8	2
6241	I swear,if he tries to workshop his fist date banter with me one more time, I’ll take my chances outside—	1.1176	0.03206	102	90	12	0
6242	You’ll never believe what Steve said at yesterdays meeting. Yes, even after everything I told you him about last week!	1.1176	0.03206	102	90	12	0
6243	Wine not? It’s the purrrfect time! And for the record, the dog wouldn’t be this classy 🍷	1.1176	0.03206	102	90	12	0
6244	The terroir is New Jersey, the nose is catnip!	1.1171	0.03783	111	101	7	3
6245	Clever bouquet or is that you litter?	1.1171	0.03322	111	99	11	1
6246	Swirl the wine and good acidity is revealed by lines descending down the side of the glass which we call paws	1.1171	0.03560	111	100	9	2
6247	I never knew they had a catnip flavor in a Merlot !	1.1171	0.03066	111	98	13	0
6248	You were about to tell me about one of your nine lives . .. yowling with alley cats . . Wasn't completely dreadful, I take it . .	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
6249	I've never met anyone who thought tuna casserole was something fancy.	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
6250	Côtes Catalanes? Yes, you noticed...	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
6251	Yes, I know it's our anniversary but the very least you could do is remember that I do NOT care for Red wine!	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
6252	I am so impressed that you are a professional dog walker!	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
6253	I thought we might take this opportunity to discuss one another’s future aspirations…	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
6254	Spill wine here often?"	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
6255	It was a catastrophe I tell ya! We ruined a perfectly good wine The guests were furious	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
6256	This one kind of sneaks up on you.	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
6257	I think you'll enjoy its bright undertone of mouse and its distinctly playful and piquant catnip finish	1.1170	0.03333	94	83	11	0
6258	While we enjoy this Rioja I will explain you my house rules: 1st, you do the dishes, human	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
6259	Really, “cat pee” is one of the descriptors for New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc. It’s a good thing.	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
6260	I hope you don’t mind I invited some friends over	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
6261	My brother called again to say the lockdown is over, so I said suuure it is, and hung up. Again haha ….How do you like the Chablis? Where is grub hub with our dinner?!	1.1165	0.03177	103	91	12	0
6262	It’s highly recommended in “cat life.”	1.1165	0.03728	103	93	8	2
6263	I know a dog who's into cats and people."	1.1165	0.03177	103	93	9	1
6264	When should we break out the cigars?	1.1165	0.03463	103	92	10	1
6265	I thought I'd have us try a lovely 1997 Mos-CAT-o.	1.1165	0.03728	103	93	8	2
6266	This pinot has a hint of "Pepe du Chat".	1.1165	0.03177	103	93	9	1
6267	Let's drown our sorrows to wine!	1.1165	0.03728	103	93	8	2
6268	Is this a red? You know I prefer white’s Stewart.	1.1165	0.03463	103	92	10	1
6269	hairy aftertaste you say?	1.1165	0.03177	103	91	12	0
6270	Come on, Fluffy -- I tried the catnip, didn't I?	1.1163	0.03477	86	76	10	0
6271	Wine Spectator said this Pinot is the cat’s meow”	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
6272	It goes really well with Fricasse de Mouse	1.1163	0.03477	86	76	10	0
6273	Since the dog died, meet my new best friend.	1.1163	0.03477	86	76	10	0
6274	Hearing "Pét-Nat" isn't such a stretch given your finicky tastes, but In retrospect, a pet and a nap makes more sense.	1.1163	0.03477	86	76	10	0
6275	A refreshing cocktail before dining transforms a diet dinner into something quite edible.	1.1161	0.03530	112	101	9	2
6276	I think I'll be amused by your consumption"	1.1158	0.03624	95	85	9	1
6277	So...they say drinking before 21 its impurrrrrrre right?	1.1158	0.04197	95	87	5	3
6278	You’re right, our animation isn’t up to their usual standards…	1.1158	0.03624	95	85	9	1
6279	Mother said that I really shouldn't try to stray too far from my class.	1.1158	0.03624	95	85	9	1
6280	I think we should take our relationship to the next level.	1.1158	0.03300	95	86	8	1
6281	Now we've both had a couple, why don't you sidle a little closer.	1.1158	0.03921	95	86	7	2
6282	I promise not to cat call my ex this time.	1.1158	0.03624	95	85	9	1
6283	It's feline.	1.1158	0.03624	95	85	9	1
6284	I think you'll like it; it's a Chateau Cateau.	1.1158	0.03624	95	85	9	1
6285	Friedrich was a worthy mouse adversary.	1.1158	0.03624	95	85	9	1
6286	I don't usually hang out with felines!	1.1158	0.03624	95	85	9	1
6287	Enjoy your drink and relax. It is only rabbit's feet that are supposed to bring good luck.	1.1158	0.03624	95	85	9	1
6288	Let me pet you in all the right spots	1.1158	0.03624	95	85	9	1
6289	So yeah as I said, cheese is a better pairing than cat ni	1.1158	0.03624	95	85	9	1
6290	wait so THIS is how humans are coping with the end of the world?	1.1158	0.03300	95	84	11	0
6291	Man: I might not be your type, but it’s going to be a purrrfect evening. Cat: Paws off, Bucko. At least let me finish my wine first.	1.1158	0.03300	95	84	11	0
6292	My doctor just put me on the anti-mice diet, it's brutal.	1.1154	0.03148	104	92	12	0
6293	Didn’t say he was bald!	1.1154	0.03148	104	92	12	0
6294	I can't find a mouse around the place	1.1154	0.03694	104	94	8	2
6295	A cat loaf would pair quite nicely with this wine, don’t you think?	1.1154	0.03694	104	94	8	2
6296	Well I thought this would pair with the paté	1.1154	0.03432	104	93	10	1
6297	The reviews of this vintage said that it was a perfect complement to Fancy Feast!	1.1150	0.03267	113	101	11	1
6298	And they called the opposable thumbs a defect.	1.1149	0.04144	87	79	6	2
6299	If this works out, your box will alway be pristine.	1.1149	0.03439	87	77	10	0
6300	The dating scene here is so dog-eat-dog	1.1149	0.03439	87	77	10	0
6301	It transfixed me to oblivion, with the glare of television and a glass of wine.	1.1149	0.04144	87	79	6	2
6302	Jerry, pour me another glass of PURRRRgundy please. I know your wife will be home soon.	1.1149	0.03808	87	78	8	1
6303	I only go for a sauvignon blanc when I'm feeling naughty.	1.1146	0.03588	96	86	9	1
6304	Cheer up. It's Chinese baby mice wine, 2019.	1.1146	0.04154	96	88	5	3
6305	Ready to disprove that "nine lives" nonsense?	1.1146	0.03268	96	85	11	0
6306	It's a frisky little wine, with a ball-of-wool tease in the nose, solid mouse in the mouthfeel, and disdainfully purrfect as it lingers.	1.1146	0.03588	96	86	9	1
6307	I thought this red would complement tonight's kibble.	1.1146	0.03588	96	86	9	1
6308	I’ve been saving this seat for you all night, Queenie.	1.1146	0.03588	96	86	9	1
6309	you’re wrong, Charles, this wine isn’t mousey enough!	1.1146	0.03588	96	86	9	1
6310	Well you’re literally a catfish.	1.1146	0.03268	96	85	11	0
6311	My vintner said to pay particular attention to the "mousie" softness on the tongue.	1.1143	0.03120	105	93	12	0
6312	Come on. Cheer up. The streets will be a fun adventure. Rats everywhere.	1.1143	0.03401	105	94	10	1
6313	Another glass and then perhaps a little heavy petting?	1.1143	0.03120	105	93	12	0
6314	Did you know moderate amount of wine is healthier than none at all?	1.1143	0.03120	105	93	12	0
6315	It's an unpretentious but amusing little wine... unlike the ones you've been making at 4:30 a.m. every morning...	1.1143	0.03120	105	93	12	0
6316	Who knew her Chihuahua would be so aggressive?	1.1143	0.03120	105	93	12	0
6317	Don’t knock it ‘til you’ve swirled, sniffed, sipped, and savored it.	1.1143	0.03120	105	93	12	0
6318	Beats cat nip, doesn't it	1.1143	0.03401	105	94	10	1
6319	I wasn't sure whether white or red went with vegetarian cat food, so I brought an aperitif.	1.1143	0.03401	105	94	10	1
6320	I would have matched you sooner, but I needed to ruggedize my phone first.	1.1140	0.03239	114	102	11	1
6321	When I said I had to scratch my itch this isn’t what I had in mind	1.1140	0.02990	114	101	13	0
6322	What year is this meow-lot?	1.1140	0.02990	114	101	13	0
6323	You'll like this. Just hold it for thirty minutes and let it breathe.	1.1139	0.04408	79	72	5	2
6324	You have really matured during this pandemic lockdown.	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
6325	It’s been a long day huh?	1.1139	0.03597	79	70	9	0
6326	Yup I got this bottle from Snoopy....he's a dog you like right?	1.1136	0.04099	88	80	6	2
6327	It's a full-bodied blend, with a complex oaky aroma and just a hint of a rich mouse bouquet"	1.1136	0.03403	88	78	10	0
6328	Cat: “So what are you wine-ning about today?”	1.1136	0.03403	88	78	10	0
6329	Dealing with cat hair is bad enough, but if you spill wine on this sofa you're outta here.	1.1134	0.03843	97	88	7	2
6330	I think you'll like this rosé.	1.1134	0.03843	97	88	7	2
6331	The rest of the clowder are still on Zoom if you want to join them	1.1134	0.03553	97	87	9	1
6332	Yes, you may propose a toast.	1.1134	0.03553	97	87	9	1
6333	Nothing beats a good nightcatnip to cap off the evening.	1.1134	0.03236	97	86	11	0
6334	this is a great glass of purr-lot	1.1134	0.03553	97	87	9	1
6335	I’m such a light weight, I need a cat nap	1.1134	0.03553	97	87	9	1
6336	red wine is better for all nine lives	1.1134	0.04113	97	89	5	3
6337	with this wine let us share your enigmatic scent of dander	1.1132	0.03092	106	94	12	0
6338	So I told mom to stop worrying about me getting out and making friends again, it wasn’t like I was going to grow old and die surrounded by cats - not that there’s anything wrong with that.	1.1132	0.03627	106	96	8	2
6339	You get the Kool-Aid, I get the wine, Ha, Ha...	1.1132	0.03092	106	94	12	0
6340	Romeo prepares for face to face socializing: Ok, now I engage you in conversation, but don't worry no expectation for you to reply.	1.1132	0.03867	106	97	6	3
6341	Go ahead and have another glass of wine, but I am NOT going to otherwise even touch on a response to THAT implication!	1.1132	0.03092	106	94	12	0
6342	Is this a good year for Catnip Chardonnay?	1.1132	0.03370	106	95	10	1
6343	I've had better Meowlot.	1.1132	0.03092	106	94	12	0
6344	Does it pair well with pine chips and sawdust?	1.1132	0.03627	106	96	8	2
6345	This vintage has a piquant catnip flavor.	1.1130	0.03213	115	103	11	1
6346	Come, sit closer to me, my little kitten!	1.1130	0.02966	115	102	13	0
6347	slay and slay-est	1.1130	0.02966	115	102	13	0
6348	Well ACTUALLY it's Katnip with a K...	1.1125	0.03975	80	72	7	1
6349	Cat: So, how’s your neck been? Friend: … what neck?	1.1125	0.03975	80	72	7	1
6350	WHAT SHALL WE DRINK TO?	1.1124	0.04055	89	81	6	2
6351	Welcome to the family Kitty! How's the warm glass of milk?	1.1124	0.03727	89	80	8	1
6352	I’ve never tried anything stronger than 2%.	1.1124	0.03727	89	80	8	1
6353	I like my wine full-bodied - me I like it furr-bodied	1.1124	0.04055	89	81	6	2
6354	You'll like it: Cateauneuf du vies	1.1124	0.03367	89	79	10	0
6355	What I have to do to earn my keep with this guy.	1.1124	0.03367	89	79	10	0
6356	I just don’t know what I’m doing wrong.	1.1124	0.04055	89	81	6	2
6357	So after I explained that with the rising prices I could not afford to do wine and cheese, they all canceled on me.	1.1124	0.03727	89	80	8	1
6358	A toast to my pandemic pet, Lili!	1.1122	0.03205	98	87	11	0
6359	You do realize I am quite finicky about what wines I like?	1.1122	0.03518	98	88	9	1
6360	With this wine,the subway rats look smaller. Deborath Cuervo , Miami Fl	1.1122	0.03805	98	89	7	2
6361	After this glass, you must stop your whining.	1.1122	0.03805	98	89	7	2
6362	can this grape juice that the human is oh so fond of, ever compare to catnip?	1.1122	0.03205	98	87	11	0
6363	She’s been in every room. Getting the cat to talk.	1.1121	0.03340	107	96	10	1
6364	Oh, OK I will ignore complaints.	1.1121	0.03832	107	98	6	3
6365	You can keep the Chardonnay. I'll take this bird blood with a hint of catnip anytime.	1.1121	0.03065	107	95	12	0
6366	While I understand that your dish of tuna every night gets tiresome, I think that you will find that this chardonnay complements the fish beautifully.	1.1121	0.03065	107	95	12	0
6367	C’mon, Mittens, let’s take this roommate thing to the next level.	1.1121	0.03340	107	96	10	1
6368	Swirl before sniffing, but you probably know that...	1.1121	0.03594	107	97	8	2
6369	C’est la vie	1.1121	0.03832	107	98	6	3
6370	Male and Feline....close enough.	1.1111	0.04011	90	82	6	2
6371	Honest, even before the dog ran away, I thought you were the most beautiful! Come on over here closer.	1.1111	0.04311	90	83	4	3
6372	It’s a perfectly respectable merlot … so don’t get your dander up.	1.1111	0.03484	99	89	9	1
6373	Some Cabernet and Catbernet, to Cabaret !	1.1111	0.04303	81	74	5	2
6374	But this Merlot has notes of catnip.	1.1111	0.03175	99	88	11	0
6375	I know it's only plonk, but it has a nice mousy taste	1.1111	0.03484	99	89	9	1
6376	A vintage Caterney Sauvignon. I hope you approve.	1.1111	0.04011	90	82	6	2
6377	It's a cat sauvignon.	1.1111	0.04303	81	74	5	2
6378	You're terrific. You're the cat's whine. C'mon, we can turn it into a phrase!	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
6379	The best of both worlds--rose.	1.1111	0.03563	108	98	8	2
6380	Don't be so catty! It's been a long day	1.1111	0.03514	81	72	9	0
6381	It's not your usual nip	1.1111	0.03687	90	81	8	1
6382	No cats love wine, and candy. I wrote a whole blog about it in the comments of a New Yorker article right after I huffed my own fart. Cheers!	1.1111	0.03514	81	72	9	0
6383	Just to let you know, I really appreciate you celebrating the rat in the dumpster.	1.1111	0.03514	81	72	9	0
6384	The wine is prrrfect.	1.1111	0.03687	90	81	8	1
6385	The cat’s meow or man’s best friend?	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
6386	It's time we took our relationship to the next level	1.1111	0.04011	90	82	6	2
6387	You Had Me at Pet-Cat” @rachsi	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
6388	So then, we spent the remainder of the meeting talking about how cats are better than dogs! Also, if you talked would you call call me an idiot.	1.1111	0.03331	90	80	10	0
6389	Hmm, yes, yes.” “Yes, hmm, hmm”	1.1111	0.04222	72	65	6	1
6390	So what do you do for a living? So what do you do for a living? So what do you do for a living? So what do you do for a living? So what do you do for a living? So what do you do for a living? So what do you do for a living? So what do you do for a living? So what do you do for a living?	1.1111	0.03514	81	72	9	0
6391	So where is the "catnip" Gustav....? .	1.1111	0.04011	90	82	6	2
6392	I call it whining, you call it caterwauling...	1.1102	0.03135	118	106	11	1
6393	I also like a wine that’s tuna-forward.	1.1102	0.03135	118	106	11	1
6394	Do you think it's a little too oak-ish? \	1.1100	0.03451	100	90	9	1
6395	Don't worry, the couch is Scotch-guarded.	1.1100	0.03451	100	90	9	1
6396	How many Purr Cocktails have you had?	1.1100	0.03451	100	90	9	1
6397	I am sorry to give you Cabernet. I couldn't find any wine with a fish finish.	1.1100	0.03451	100	90	9	1
6398	Nice. it is a purrrfect Pinot Noir.	1.1100	0.03732	100	91	7	2
6399	They advertised it as the cat's meow.	1.1100	0.03732	100	91	7	2
6400	Well, I’d say my butthole has a more vinegary flavor, but you’re definitely right about the tannins	1.1100	0.03994	100	92	5	3
6401	It’s me the dog. I just couldn’t open the bottle.	1.1099	0.03297	91	81	10	0
6402	So...I enjoy your OnlyFelines website...glad you finally agreed to meet in person. Did you get the Fancy Feast I sent?	1.1099	0.03648	91	82	8	1
6403	I don’t say this to lick your butt, but I’m, like, the biggest fan of your YouTube oeuvre.	1.1099	0.03648	91	82	8	1
6404	It's a very special New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc	1.1099	0.03648	91	82	8	1
6405	Ah, a wiff of shrimp, salmon and just a touch of cod fish.	1.1099	0.03969	91	83	6	2
6406	-Yes I will stick to the normal office hours!	1.1099	0.03297	91	81	10	0
6407	I’m getting fern, followed by anchovy with a delicate hint of rodent.	1.1099	0.03648	91	82	8	1
6408	Yes, we call this rose.	1.1098	0.03473	82	73	9	0
6409	So how did you like Kathmandu?	1.1098	0.03473	82	73	9	0
6410	It's a bit grape forward for my tastes.	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
6411	It's O.K....The movie is called DOG... not PIG.	1.1098	0.03473	82	73	9	0
6412	It's Sauvignon Blanc made by a natural winemaker- you're going to love the mousiness on the finish!	1.1098	0.04253	82	75	5	2
6413	Yeah, some say the Gruner smells like cat piss	1.1098	0.03473	82	73	9	0
6414	Here's a toast to your first & last Heat my sweet, cause tomorrow I'm taking you in to be neutered, Cheers!	1.1092	0.03331	119	108	9	2
6415	I’ve always wanted to be a cool cat.”	1.1091	0.03253	110	99	10	1
6416	Honest opinion, okay? Does it really taste like cat pee?	1.1091	0.03500	110	100	8	2
6417	Tastes kind of fishy,you think?	1.1091	0.03500	110	100	8	2
6418	How was your day? My day was purrfect!	1.1089	0.03697	101	92	7	2
6419	It's a little of the hairball of the dog that bit you.	1.1089	0.03115	101	90	11	0
6420	One: I heard that some Sauvignon Blancs taste like cat pee, but have you ever tasted any? The other: “What? Sauvignon Blanc?”	1.1089	0.03418	101	91	9	1
6421	Only the very best grape juice for my dear cat.	1.1089	0.03418	101	91	9	1
6422	I know supplies are limited, but does this new couch feel a bit overinflated to you or is it just me?	1.1089	0.03418	101	91	9	1
6423	Cat-bernet, huh? Sure haven't heard that one before.	1.1089	0.03115	101	90	11	0
6424	I thought you said wine night, not whine night.	1.1089	0.03418	101	91	9	1
6425	So that’s when I told her that Covid isn’t real.	1.1089	0.03115	101	90	11	0
6426	Don’t tell Gimli about us.	1.1087	0.03263	92	82	10	0
6427	I've always admired you Europeans' body confidence.	1.1087	0.03610	92	83	8	1
6428	I’m getting subtle hints of catnip and shame.	1.1087	0.03263	92	82	10	0
6429	I told my mom today that I'm ready to take this to the next level.	1.1087	0.03927	92	84	6	2
6430	Look. My mother said I should I should meet you and now I have. Can I go now?	1.1087	0.03263	92	82	10	0
6431	Go back to the office already. I can get my own glass of wine.	1.1087	0.03927	92	84	6	2
6432	'and then I got the ZOOMIES and "STOPPED TIME"	1.1087	0.03263	92	82	10	0
6433	I think I agree with you about the catnip notes overwhelming the mouse notes	1.1081	0.02961	111	99	12	0
6434	And then I said, Agnes, you have turn off the purrking brake before you reverse	1.1081	0.03470	111	101	8	2
6435	Oh my gosh, I forgot! It IS your bath night.	1.1078	0.03918	102	94	5	3
6436	But I was bitten by a real dog!	1.1078	0.03662	102	93	7	2
6437	It’s a 2018 Catbernet Sauvignon.	1.1078	0.03662	102	93	7	2
6438	Hey Harvey Wine-stein, I want to be the next Garfield, but not that bad #MeowToo	1.1078	0.03662	102	93	7	2
6439	You seem a little upset, would you prefer red?	1.1075	0.03573	93	84	8	1
6440	Please don't say "This one has hints of catnip and mouse" again.	1.1075	0.03887	93	85	6	2
6441	Terroir of terrier - a Little sweet for Meow Mix -Purrfect for the Litterati Fish Fry	1.1075	0.03230	93	83	10	0
6442	The story of my life.	1.1075	0.03573	93	84	8	1
6443	I hate to sound catty, but I must tell you this story Marge told me.	1.1075	0.03573	93	84	8	1
6444	Lets enjoy this glass of wine and pretend you have human friends. @pinottelechat @punkybj	1.1075	0.03230	93	83	10	0
6445	But the Blockchain...	1.1075	0.04177	93	86	4	3
6446	Cat Pee, why yes, with notes of plum.	1.1071	0.04155	84	77	5	2
6447	Slide over here near me honey. You'll be more comfortable. I don't bite.	1.1071	0.03198	112	101	10	1
6448	I think you'll like it. It has catnip overtones.	1.1071	0.03395	84	75	9	0
6449	Is this your first Hinge date?	1.1071	0.03395	84	75	9	0
6450	There’s a rat in my wine	1.1071	0.03395	84	75	9	0
6451	Happy purr-day to you.	1.1071	0.03794	84	76	7	1
6452	When you drink wine you get so catty	1.1071	0.03198	112	101	10	1
6453	Do you like the couch? It's wine-yl.	1.1068	0.03628	103	94	7	2
6454	When it comes to missing the liter box I am more of a Catmandon't.	1.1068	0.03628	103	94	7	2
6455	You can lie on the couch any time, and you can drink as much wine as you please, but no, I will never be "420 friendly."	1.1068	0.03355	103	93	9	1
6456	Don't you prefer Merlot with kibble?	1.1068	0.03355	103	93	9	1
6457	Thanks for joining me. I hope you like your Pussy Fuisse!	1.1068	0.03058	103	92	11	0
6458	Not so sure about that orange wine you constantly rave about	1.1068	0.03355	103	93	9	1
6459	I am sorry but i told them i couldn't come because i had plans tonight	1.1068	0.03058	103	92	11	0
6460	Now, the first rule in wine tasting is to gently swirl the wine inside the glass, then sniff the bouquet, and then sip the wine, tasting and enjoying it as it slides down your throat.	1.1064	0.02817	94	85	9	0
6461	Excellent! It IS oaky, with just a hint of rodent.	1.1062	0.02911	113	101	12	0
6462	“Purr out some advice kitty… looks like the woman I love is a cat lady first and foremost”	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
6463	The label said: hints of mouse carcass and catnip	1.1059	0.03357	85	76	9	0
6464	I think you’ll like this one. They call it “Napa Nip”	1.1059	0.04108	85	78	5	2
6465	‘What’s new pussycat?” ‘Stop Russian me. I want my freedom, still.”	1.1059	0.03357	85	76	9	0
6466	Clinical trials show a significant reduction in hairballs with wine.	1.1059	0.04108	85	78	5	2
6467	I don't know, Eric. Sometimes I feel like a dog.	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
6468	are you enjoying your caternet	1.1058	0.03324	104	94	9	1
6469	I know it looks like Mer Lot, but it is pronounced Mer Loww.	1.1058	0.03324	104	94	9	1
6470	I didn't realize what I was signing up for with the Cat-Calls app, but I'm sure glad I went for it!	1.1058	0.03324	104	94	9	1
6471	Then I told her commitment is a two-way street.	1.1053	0.03501	95	86	8	1
6472	Go, ahead, it'll put some hair on your chest.	1.1053	0.03501	95	86	8	1
6473	Gone are the days of drinking alone!	1.1053	0.03808	95	87	6	2
6474	The good news is we definitely live in a dog-eat-dog world.	1.1053	0.03501	95	86	8	1
6475	Just wait, it has a great finish with just a hint of mouse	1.1053	0.03501	95	86	8	1
6476	You know, this is the same stuff I use to clean your litter box.	1.1053	0.03501	95	86	8	1
6477	...and so, tell me owbt yourself.	1.1053	0.03808	95	87	6	2
6478	It's a new varietal, Catnip.	1.1053	0.03501	95	86	8	1
6479	I know you’re not a big Chardonnay fan, but I think you’ll like this.	1.1053	0.03165	95	85	10	0
6480	You know Joe, I hear you on those social media worries. It’s just as bad with my young ones. Ever since ‘little twerking kitten’ hit 60M views, those divas of mine will see a human with a cellphone and IMMEDIATELY need to put on a scene…	1.1053	0.03501	95	86	8	1
6481	This is Wierd Tom … you shouldn’t be sitting here with me. You are supposed to be working at the office	1.1053	0.03808	95	87	6	2
6482	My new catnip.	1.1053	0.03501	95	86	8	1
6483	I wish you were a lady, but I cat seem to get a date	1.1053	0.03165	95	85	10	0
6484	I’m actually a Cabernet Blanc kind of Cat.	1.1048	0.03003	105	94	11	0
6485	Perhaps you prefer a meowlot?	1.1048	0.03561	105	96	7	2
6486	From a box? A cat box?!>	1.1048	0.03561	105	96	7	2
6487	Time to paws for Happy Hour	1.1048	0.03003	105	94	11	0
6488	But ‘got my tongue’ doesn’t apply here if the wine is talking	1.1048	0.03561	105	96	7	2
6489	I hope you can spay a while.	1.1047	0.03709	86	78	7	1
6490	Take your time, I’m not famished!	1.1047	0.03320	86	77	9	0
6491	So you're saying that this red brings out the fruity flavors that go nicely with my Cat nibble?	1.1047	0.03320	86	77	9	0
6492	Yeah I got this from stooping can you tell	1.1047	0.03320	86	77	9	0
6493	What do you say? This ain't cat piss, right?	1.1042	0.03466	96	87	8	1
6494	You were right, this definitely feels different than catnip.	1.1042	0.03466	96	87	8	1
6495	I thought you said this was "Pop and Purr"	1.1042	0.03769	96	88	6	2
6496	I think I got cat fished.	1.1042	0.03466	96	87	8	1
6497	Honestly, I don't think a hair ball obsession is a deal breaker.	1.1042	0.03134	96	86	10	0
6498	This is lovely,but I would really prefer to sip the juice of a cow.	1.1042	0.03134	96	86	10	0
6499	So, you’d prefer a white wine with our fish dinner.	1.1042	0.03466	96	87	8	1
6500	Not Australian YellowTail; it’s Rat Tail.	1.1042	0.03134	96	86	10	0
6501	It a fine table red as wines go in general. Not bad for $a dollar three eighty nine, but after the initial hints of muskox and hard cider, it has a strange afterglow of cat pooh.	1.1038	0.03529	106	97	7	2
6502	‘I thought the catnip was a bit dry.’	1.1038	0.02976	106	95	11	0
6503	You are SO picky about reds and cat food!	1.1038	0.02976	106	95	11	0
6504	Wild caught albacore with a hint of mahimahi and a subtle mercury finish - am I hearing a purr?	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
6505	Sorry, I over-nuked the catnip.	1.1031	0.04009	97	90	4	3
6506	Buttery is nice but do you like the cheese and mouse terroir?	1.1031	0.03432	97	88	8	1
6507	Now easy there - the dog did not select this wine.	1.1031	0.03432	97	88	8	1
6508	: “… and they say in Florida ‘no say gay word.’ Isn’t that ridiculous muse?	1.1031	0.03432	97	88	8	1
6509	The wine is fine, I think I’ll pass on the back rub.	1.1028	0.03235	107	97	9	1
6510	Silly goose, of course it doesn’t smell like fish!	1.1028	0.03741	107	99	5	3
6511	I normally look for a single woman in her 40s with a lot of… well, you know.	1.1028	0.03235	107	97	9	1
6512	I wanted a drinking buddy, so I bought catnip wine.	1.1026	0.03067	117	106	10	1
6513	You don't expect me to dine you too?!	1.1026	0.03457	78	70	8	0
6514	I'm getting strong tastes of amoniom	1.1023	0.03972	88	81	5	2
6515	Years, lovers, and glasses of wine..	1.1023	0.03628	88	80	7	1
6516	Woody notes of pine and raisin on the back? Perhaps, but then, you're just a cat.	1.1023	0.03628	88	80	7	1
6517	Again, I want to apologize for making those cat-astrophic puns about you.	1.1023	0.03972	88	81	5	2
6518	Your profile said you like fish, so I hope you like this catfish.	1.1020	0.03399	98	89	8	1
6519	No, cat piss is not considered to be an enticing aroma.	1.1020	0.03970	98	91	4	3
6520	It's a Cabernet Sauvignon with a pinch of catnip!	1.1020	0.03695	98	90	6	2
6521	I usually prefer hairless…	1.1020	0.03399	98	89	8	1
6522	I asked if it was high in tannins and all you said was “Pspspsp.”	1.1020	0.03399	98	89	8	1
6523	You say those are ‘notes of boxwood’ , but I think we both know what you put in the glass.	1.1013	0.03416	79	71	8	0
6524	Why is your whine different from all the other ...	1.1011	0.03929	89	82	5	2
6525	Yes, kitty! A liter of wine is better than a litter of whine.	1.1011	0.03589	89	81	7	1
6526	You just need to tell him to GO " MEOW!!!!!"	1.1011	0.03589	89	81	7	1
6527	While it may smell of cat urine, it is really natural wine.	1.1011	0.03589	89	81	7	1
6528	This is a great vintage, Mittens. It's been aged for 35 cat years.	1.1011	0.03214	89	80	9	0
6529	I’m sorry Siegfried, was that one goldfish or two?	1.1011	0.03929	89	82	5	2
6530	I guess the tannins would be a bit much.	1.1011	0.03214	89	82	6	1
6531	The red dye in the milk gives it body.	1.1011	0.03589	89	81	7	1
6532	We need to revisit our New Year’s resolutions.” “Yes, but first… let’s sleep on it.	1.1011	0.03929	89	82	5	2
6533	This weeks tasting includes a dry Calico Franc from Tabby Vineyards in the Feline Valley.	1.1010	0.03659	99	91	6	2
6534	wine night is always purrfect with you	1.1010	0.03366	99	90	8	1
6535	Was hoping to entice you to join the INCEL group!	1.1010	0.03659	99	91	6	2
6536	You can choose a "white" next time.	1.1010	0.03366	99	90	8	1
6537	Drink it, puss.	1.1010	0.03044	99	89	10	0
6538	Let's finish the bottle. What are nine lives for?	1.1000	0.03180	90	81	9	0
6539	You sip first!	1.1000	0.03405	110	101	7	2
6540	Earthy with dense catnip overtones - so please get your glass to a safe place after drinking.	1.1000	0.03551	90	82	7	1
6541	The litter box tainted the bouquet.	1.1000	0.03015	100	90	10	0
6542	The wine steward said it's a purrfect blend.	1.1000	0.03180	90	81	9	0
6543	I thought you would enjoy this MosCATo.	1.1000	0.03333	100	91	8	1
6544	I know you would prefer a nooze to booze but you can grab a catnap after you explain why your last fur ball contained traces of my prize-winning goldfish!	1.1000	0.03333	100	91	8	1
6545	Be careful you don't shed, I just had the couch cleaned.	1.1000	0.03180	90	81	9	0
6546	No, Felix, I did not say Catbernet	1.1000	0.03015	100	90	10	0
6547	Of course Smedly's date is female. Nothing queer about Smedley.	1.1000	0.03551	90	82	7	1
6548	Guy: "Hey Ralph, let's finish our glasses of de-carbonated coca-cola and do something REALLY crazy? How about I put on 'It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie?' Won't that be silly? Christmas in May, HA! Sound off though, I don't like musicals."	1.1000	0.03551	90	82	7	1
6549	I’m told Merlot goes best with mice.	1.1000	0.03375	80	72	8	0
6550	I feel catfished and a heightened sense of impending doom.	1.1000	0.02750	120	108	12	0
6551	'So you say it's World Meow-bec Day?'	1.1000	0.03624	100	92	6	2
6552	Sorry, I shouldn't have served you red wine with the tunafish!	1.0991	0.03123	111	101	9	1
6553	I’ so glad you enjoy a good Chardonnay..	1.0991	0.02849	111	100	11	0
6554	Chateau. CHATeau. Chat. Cat. Perfectly natural. Not creepy, at all. Why would you say that?	1.0990	0.03302	101	92	8	1
6555	So we really have to talk about your alcohol intake	1.0990	0.02987	101	91	10	0
6556	Catfish to just cat	1.0990	0.02987	101	91	10	0
6557	I thought you might appreciate the bouquet on this Sauvignon Blanc.	1.0989	0.03147	91	82	9	0
6558	If you don't like it, I will drink it--it's catnip to me!	1.0989	0.03147	91	82	9	0
6559	Well, the next time Fido does that, just look him square in the eyes and say “at least I have opposable thumbs.”	1.0989	0.03147	91	82	9	0
6560	... which is when I told my therapist, 'But we're NOT drinking alone!' Cheers to that, right? Come here & cheers me...	1.0989	0.03513	91	83	7	1
6561	It’s a modest Rose but I put a mouse in yours Duncan Garnett Hampton Va	1.0989	0.03147	91	82	9	0
6562	No,they don't pronounce it meowlot.	1.0989	0.02731	91	85	5	1
6563	I have seven lives...so, I believe in taking my time...	1.0989	0.03147	91	82	9	0
6564	‘I’m getting notes of blackberries, hints of oak and cat fur’	1.0989	0.03147	91	82	9	0
6565	The tannins in this one give me a headache	1.0989	0.03845	91	84	5	2
6566	If you give a cat a tonic, you must want it to be catatonic. Hmmmm, I see another trip to the vet in the very near future!	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
6567	Oops, sorry—I forgot you don’t take dregs!	1.0982	0.03096	112	102	9	1
6568	It was chosen exclusively for you by the dog – toilet water circa 1990.	1.0980	0.02959	102	92	10	0
6569	Seriously, I don't think there is a wine that tastes like mice. Or tuna, for that matter.	1.0980	0.03271	102	93	8	1
6570	The hint of raspberry is from Asti sul Belbo; I added the swirl of catnip leaf.	1.0978	0.04107	92	86	3	3
6571	It's your favorite: almost chewy with undertones of catnip.	1.0978	0.03477	92	84	7	1
6572	I think it’s time I went public in proclaiming that I love PUSSY.	1.0978	0.03805	92	85	5	2
6573	You know, I’m a cat and all roaming appendages are free game?	1.0978	0.03477	92	84	7	1
6574	Unpretentious bouquet, floral notes, woody undertones, and a nice finish of catnip.	1.0978	0.03114	92	83	9	0
6575	I must say, your great-grandma Bast has a very good taste in wine...	1.0978	0.02704	92	84	8	0
6576	What’s the problem? It’s the exact same Cabernet we had last time.	1.0976	0.03297	82	74	8	0
6577	It's Mouse-Cat Day.	1.0976	0.02924	123	112	10	1
6578	You definitely look different than I was expecting without your mask.	1.0976	0.03726	82	75	6	1
6579	I’ll try to find one that will fit your head.	1.0976	0.04461	82	77	2	3
6580	And once again, cheers to the boss!	1.0973	0.03070	113	103	9	1
6581	Do you get a little hint of cat hair, too?	1.0971	0.03240	103	94	8	1
6582	Carl's done it again; this swill is clearly a Shiraz, not a Merlot.	1.0971	0.02932	103	93	10	0
6583	Oh Rufus, my only friend, you simply must hear about the sex and weed numbers Elon Musk tweeted today.	1.0968	0.03765	93	86	5	2
6584	Management keeps going on about the "culture of the office". They really have no idea what they are talking about.	1.0968	0.03082	93	84	9	0
6585	Are you enjoying your "cat" -ianti?	1.0968	0.03441	93	85	7	1
6586	Careful you don’t spill wine on the sofa.	1.0968	0.03441	93	85	7	1
6587	Don't you think this is the purr-fect way to end the day?	1.0968	0.03441	93	85	7	1
6588	I know this wine looks gray,but they also designed us that way	1.0968	0.03441	93	85	7	1
6589	This wine tastes so good right meow.	1.0968	0.03765	93	86	5	2
6590	There were times when Mittens really missed living with Old MacDonald.	1.0968	0.03082	93	84	9	0
6591	Best catfish date ever.	1.0968	0.03765	93	86	5	2
6592	You're the first cat I've dated that appreciates good wine.	1.0968	0.03441	93	85	7	1
6593	We can both sip wine, but only one of us can really meow.	1.0968	0.03441	93	85	7	1
6594	And this natural wine has notes of tuna fish and cat piss	1.0968	0.03765	93	86	5	2
6595	You know what they say about the nose of a good chardonnay!	1.0964	0.03682	83	76	6	1
6596	How did you even access ‘our’ Grindr Feline App?	1.0962	0.02563	104	95	9	0
6597	And it only took a few glasses of wine to make this not awkward. Don’t tell the other cats, Fred.	1.0962	0.02905	104	94	10	0
6598	Wait but I thought you were a fan of Chatdornnay	1.0962	0.02905	104	94	10	0
6599	If I knew you were coming, I'd have put more dander on the couch.	1.0957	0.03051	94	85	9	0
6600	Here's to the new dog we just bought	1.0957	0.03405	94	86	7	1
6601	How’s the Meowselle?	1.0957	0.03726	94	87	5	2
6602	Cat got your wine?	1.0957	0.03262	115	106	7	2
6603	Yes, I have been a little lonely lately, but what makes you think I would spike your drin?	1.0952	0.04015	84	78	4	2
6604	Oh, fuck!	1.0952	0.03181	105	96	8	1
6605	Plurfexion	1.0952	0.03640	84	77	6	1
6606	This milk is a full-fat blanc vintage from the dairy farms of Bordeaux.	1.0952	0.03222	84	76	8	0
6607	I hope you like it. I cal it Catatonic Red.	1.0947	0.03371	95	87	7	1
6608	Scoop on over so we can whisper.	1.0947	0.03021	95	86	9	0
6609	I would ask you if you want to slip into something more comfortable but…	1.0947	0.03688	95	88	5	2
6610	Finance Bro’s interview for a pet cat.	1.0947	0.03688	95	88	5	2
6611	How are you liking the Cat-bernet Sav-purr-gnon?	1.0947	0.03021	95	86	9	0
6612	and then she said, you're purr-fect for me..get it?	1.0947	0.03021	95	86	9	0
6613	This really hits the spots!	1.0943	0.03152	106	97	8	1
6614	This is the ultimate catty thing.	1.0943	0.03152	106	97	8	1
6615	This is Chateau de Catnip.	1.0943	0.02853	106	96	10	0
6616	It has hints of catnip.	1.0943	0.02853	106	96	10	0
6617	Way better than a cat on a hot tin roof	1.0943	0.02853	106	96	10	0
6618	Well, I guess it still beats toasting the mirror	1.0943	0.02853	106	96	10	0
6619	Why do I always have to listen to his whining? Not even this whiskey helps anymore .	1.0941	0.03186	85	77	8	0
6620	Categorically, would you want to have a cup of Porto wine with me? I know Churchill would.	1.0938	0.02991	96	87	9	0
6621	Hints of "Cat pee on a gooseberry bush" ?	1.0938	0.03337	96	88	7	1
6622	Thackery Binx grows weary waiting for a virgin to light the Black Flame Candle c. 1992	1.0938	0.02991	96	87	9	0
6623	C’mon, your caternet blend isn’t That bad?	1.0938	0.03337	96	88	7	1
6624	'And then I said to Lois, 'Well, you can just get right the hell out of here.' Anyways, how was your day?'	1.0935	0.03123	107	98	8	1
6625	Tell my date that I picked the wine, okay.	1.0930	0.03558	86	79	6	1
6626	I just think maybe we got off on the wrong paw.	1.0930	0.03558	86	79	6	1
6627	Wine and, well, the cheese would be problematic if we have uninvited guests.	1.0928	0.03304	97	89	7	1
6628	No your dog can't join our conversation on the couch. He doesn't know a meow from bark	1.0928	0.03304	97	89	7	1
6629	Sam, I know you enjoy making biscuits but I think it’s time for you to get a real job.	1.0928	0.02961	97	88	9	0
6630	It's nice to keep the bread and wine ritual at home for a change.	1.0928	0.03304	97	89	7	1
6631	It’s nose is mousy, but I assure you it finishes with a BIG meow.	1.0926	0.02802	108	98	10	0
6632	I thought we had agreed on a catnip drink,human.	1.0926	0.03364	108	100	6	2
6633	It’s called Mikenip.	1.0926	0.02802	108	98	10	0
6634	The wine has hints of cherry, rodent, and human fear	1.0920	0.03519	87	80	6	1
6635	The first year of a cat’s life is equal to 15 human years, the second year to an additional 9 years. After the second year, each additional year is equal to about 4 human years.	1.0920	0.03116	87	79	8	0
6636	Gritty, steely, and dense, on the other hand, the wine is pretty good.	1.0920	0.03116	87	79	8	0
6637	Just a little as a treat should be just fine.	1.0920	0.03880	87	81	4	2
6638	I was TNR’d last week. Is that a dealbreaker?	1.0920	0.03116	87	79	8	0
6639	Show me the catnip.	1.0918	0.02932	98	89	9	0
6640	Teleworking is over!	1.0917	0.02778	109	99	10	0
6641	This one has a velvety mouthfeel with shades of barnyard and pairs nicely with catnip.	1.0916	0.02958	131	121	8	2
6642	It's a pungent vintage that we labeled Cat Box Cabernet	1.0909	0.02875	121	111	9	1
6643	This is very bold for a Pinot, would you say ?	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
6644	L'Chaim, Chaim, Chaim, Chaim, Chaim, Chaim, Chaim, Chaim, Chaim!	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
6645	It's pre-Covidity; Nepeta cataria 1917, actually.	1.0909	0.03837	88	82	4	2
6646	you've lost weight......	1.0909	0.02904	99	92	6	1
6647	It’s fine! I do prefer more tufted titmouse but All in all fine given no hound dog!	1.0909	0.02524	99	91	8	0
6648	Sure, I'll drink your wine but I still don'y like you.	1.0909	0.03543	99	92	5	2
6649	Man: "Interesting body. I love the texture." Cat: "Purrcisely."	1.0909	0.03780	77	71	5	1
6650	Cheers, sour puss, satisfaction will bring you back!	1.0909	0.02904	99	90	9	0
6651	We desperately need to talk human, so listen because this isn't easy for me....	1.0909	0.03543	99	92	5	2
6652	Sooooo This is what you meant when you invited me to "Wine and Whine"	1.0909	0.03480	88	81	6	1
6653	Look, it was your idea to open the relationship in the first place, right? So what if I’m getting majorly boned by dozens of fat chads on a regular basis, and you’ve what? Said a few slightly suggestive things to Owen from sales.. anyway i have to go	1.0901	0.03015	111	102	8	1
6654	Sorry, were you hoping for the wine to taste mousy?"	1.0900	0.02876	100	91	9	0
6655	So my day was purr-fect. How was yours?	1.0900	0.03786	100	94	3	3
6656	With the new BA.2 variant, it's back to daily happy hours, pandemic-style.	1.0900	0.03208	100	92	7	1
6657	cheers pet before you meet the vet	1.0900	0.03208	100	92	7	1
6658	i live for vino and naked pussy.	1.0899	0.03442	89	82	6	1
6659	I thought a glass or two might break the ice	1.0899	0.03795	89	83	4	2
6660	So,someone from the Met called,something about a hair ball … Degas.	1.0899	0.03442	89	82	6	1
6661	He later found out that Kitty is Not a Cat.	1.0899	0.03442	89	82	6	1
6662	I love you so much. It’s important for us to start sticking our necks out so society will begin to accept what we have.	1.0899	0.03442	89	82	6	1
6663	Most consider mousiness a wine fault	1.0899	0.03442	89	82	6	1
6664	The dog again? He doesn’t have wine like us!	1.0897	0.03734	78	72	5	1
6665	Do you like the wine? It's a Purr-lot.	1.0893	0.03247	112	104	6	2
6666	That instacart message board was right. This does pair well with tuna.	1.0891	0.02849	101	92	9	0
6667	I guess if you can hold the glass, the wine won't hurt your kidneys	1.0891	0.03178	101	93	7	1
6668	I think you might like it. The bottle says it has notes of catnip, dead bird, and empty box.	1.0891	0.02849	101	92	9	0
6669	This vintage has an oak flavor but I think you will detect the hint of catnip. OR Good to meet you in person. You are even prettier than your profile photo. OR If I allow you a second glass, will you stop scratching the sofa?	1.0889	0.03405	90	83	6	1
6670	Is your "meow" for the nose or the finish?	1.0889	0.03405	90	83	6	1
6671	It will bring together all the hair in your tum.	1.0885	0.02964	113	104	8	1
6672	I’m really a modern sort of guy Kind of a leader in this Diversity thingy Is the Catnip du Rhône agreeing with you?	1.0879	0.03714	91	85	4	2
6673	I heard this pairs well with Meow Chow’s ocean fish and turkey liver pâté.	1.0879	0.02985	91	83	8	0
6674	So, what do you think of the night so far?	1.0870	0.03675	92	86	4	2
6675	This is why I didn't have you declawed. Cheers!	1.0870	0.03334	92	85	6	1
6676	I get a whiff of Schnauzer. How about you?	1.0870	0.02954	92	84	8	0
6677	You look like the cat that swallowed the Chadonnay.	1.0870	0.03334	92	85	6	1
6678	I think this will come as a shock to you but i'm dating a cat.	1.0865	0.03089	104	96	7	1
6679	I feel a Special vibe, come sit over here,will ya - I‘ve lived in this household for six years. And I know what happens After that line, so: no way. I‘m in it only for the wine.	1.0862	0.02617	116	106	10	0
6680	Are you as drunk as I am right now?	1.0860	0.03636	93	87	4	2
6681	Mine is red wine, yours is blood.	1.0860	0.03299	93	86	6	1
6682	You chose Merlot so I am leaving.	1.0860	0.03299	93	86	6	1
6683	Feeling something something, say honey bunny "tokoretoko" 😂	1.0860	0.02492	93	86	7	0
6684	Mon cheri, zees is a purrfect pino noir, n'est-ce pas?	1.0857	0.03061	105	97	7	1
6685	Move a little closer, my darling.	1.0855	0.02596	117	107	10	0
6686	This one has notes of fish and mice.	1.0854	0.03105	82	75	7	0
6687	It’s a little tannic…	1.0854	0.03105	82	75	7	0
6688	And then he said: Whoever drinketh of my blood shall have eternal life. So bottoms up or you’re going to Hell.	1.0854	0.03105	82	75	7	0
6689	PEETIE PEETIE ARE YOU OK? I KNOW BEING A WORKAHOLIC HAS ITS DAYS	1.0851	0.03265	94	87	6	1
6690	You should like this. It really captures that yummy cat box aroma!	1.0847	0.02842	118	109	8	1
6691	Haha wow.. we really have so much in common.. Like we both lick em one at a time you know what I mean? Hahaha... But yeah I haven't spoken to my mother in 15 years.	1.0843	0.03069	83	76	7	0
6692	It is! It's Montrachet '66, I swear!	1.0843	0.03515	83	77	5	1
6693	Trumps milk! Wine and feline might just be the mew wellness trend to watch out for….	1.0843	0.03515	83	77	5	1
6694	Oh, Elliot. Elliot, Elliot, Elliot?..wait...I think I need to report you to EDI after we finish this drink...	1.0842	0.02864	95	87	8	0
6695	Let’s record these magical moments on the blockchain so we never lose them.	1.0842	0.03232	95	88	6	1
6696	I gotta say, it's very pedestrian"	1.0842	0.02864	95	87	8	0
6697	I know, it tastes awful. After a while, you won't notice. Then you'll really like it.	1.0841	0.02696	107	98	9	0
6698	Believe me North Korea is purrfect.	1.0833	0.02836	96	88	8	0
6699	I think you'll like it. It has notes of dead fish and hairballs.	1.0833	0.02672	108	99	9	0
6700	Remember, we're talking mice here. White wine pairs best with fish. (NOTE: "White" should be emphasized by underlining or some other manner.)	1.0833	0.02836	96	88	8	0
6701	Have you always known you wanted to be in the catfishing business?	1.0833	0.02672	108	99	9	0
6702	Is this wine “Pee on the Wall”?	1.0826	0.02952	109	101	7	1
6703	My mother warned me that the Jesus Juice causes heavy petting.	1.0826	0.02952	109	101	7	1
6704	What do you think of the pet-nat?	1.0825	0.03167	97	90	6	1
6705	I used to be a cat myself.” l d soderlind, Mpls, Mn	1.0825	0.03167	97	90	6	1
6706	No, sorry. I don’t detect catnip on the nose.	1.0825	0.02808	97	89	8	0
6707	Of course I'm no substitute for Shirley, but be nice, you know that I much prefer Chablis.	1.0825	0.03167	97	90	6	1
6708	I promise you a perpetual supply of dog gourmets if you authorise me to issue NFTs of your portraits.	1.0825	0.02808	97	89	8	0
6709	I usually don't let cats on the couch but this 97 Leroy is superb.	1.0824	0.02999	85	78	7	0
6710	‘I think you were wise to switch from beer.’	1.0824	0.02999	85	78	7	0
6711	So,how did you sit on the bottle?	1.0824	0.02999	85	78	7	0
6712	here's what my daily social hour looks like - chippie and me!	1.0816	0.02780	98	90	8	0
6713	It's time to have the talk about you is the boss around here.	1.0816	0.03136	98	91	6	1
6714	...but wait...have you seen Hocus Pocus?!	1.0816	0.03136	98	91	6	1
6715	So that’s what I’ve been forgetting. No wonder. I never really believed a glass actually does makes her frisky.	1.0816	0.03136	98	91	6	1
6716	It’s vegan.	1.0816	0.03136	98	91	6	1
6717	Well, here’s to another clean litter box.	1.0816	0.02780	98	90	8	0
6718	I am just tired of cats..guess I’m a crazy human lady now	1.0814	0.02966	86	79	7	0
6719	Dawg this natty is hella moused, I'm gonna have to bust open a hammer to clear my palate and you KNOW I only like to do that for special occasions	1.0814	0.02966	86	79	7	0
6720	Trust me, you'll love it -- it's a Catalonian cab.	1.0811	0.02603	111	102	9	0
6721	It's a little tuna juice concoction I found at Seawish Online. Piquant, no?	1.0808	0.02753	99	91	8	0
6722	After a long day of sleeping…	1.0808	0.03105	99	92	6	1
6723	We need to stop meeting like this!	1.0805	0.03358	87	81	5	1
6724	The wine is not THAT bad. And you know what those taste like.	1.0805	0.03358	87	81	5	1
6725	Cheers ! The cat resembles to the owner and the cat is the constantant and the best companion...	1.0804	0.02875	112	104	7	1
6726	It's oakey with a hint of mouse.	1.0800	0.03387	100	94	4	2
6727	I thought I would introduce you to my catnip.	1.0795	0.02901	88	81	7	0
6728	I want you to know, I think you're purrfect!	1.0795	0.02901	88	81	7	0
6729	Inside me is a slightly smaller me. Then inside that me, an even smaller me, and so on. Enough about me. I'm impressed you can hold that glass without an oppossable thumb. I dated an ardvaark. Couldn't hold a wine glass to save his life. Burrrrrrrrp!	1.0787	0.03285	89	83	5	1
6730	Nose of gooseberry and cat pee. I should have known you'd be a fan of sauvignon blanc.	1.0787	0.02870	89	82	7	0
6731	It certainly beats circling my bed.	1.0787	0.03285	89	83	5	1
6732	Did you know that this wine is from the Black Cat Winery?	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
6733	It pairs perfectly with Dogfish head.	1.0778	0.02358	90	84	6	0
6734	I think I'll avoid sitting on a wall for awhile.	1.0778	0.02839	90	83	7	0
6735	I know your sceptical, but you always so I'm too focused on work... I think inviting another cat into our relationship will take away your loneliness and only make our bond stronger.	1.0778	0.03249	90	84	5	1
6736	I thought that you would like it. A fine Merlot, with a hint of catnip.	1.0769	0.02809	91	84	7	0
6737	It’s the new normal, Fluffy. We don’t want wine, we NEED wine.	1.0769	0.02626	104	96	8	0
6738	Fine notes of fur balls with accents of mouse bits, Chardonnay de Box du Litter is the best.	1.0769	0.03037	78	72	6	0
6739	I can see it's a bit too dry for your tastebuds.	1.0769	0.03214	91	85	5	1
6740	Cat piss? No Maurice, this is natural wine.	1.0769	0.02626	104	96	8	0
6741	Mr. Wiggles, why we didn't think of this before? A nice dry red will surely cure you of coughing up hairballs on the furniture!	1.0769	0.02626	104	96	8	0
6742	To obesity….. human and feline.	1.0761	0.02779	92	85	7	0
6743	The antidote is right here in my hand, just take it. Come on, just grab -- just take it it's right here in my hand. I won't -- I promise I'm just holding it, just, just take it I swear --	1.0761	0.03180	92	86	5	1
6744	I know the 2020 tasted like dog piss but try it; this is much better	1.0761	0.02779	92	85	7	0
6745	Nobody knows this art style stems from pedophilia	1.0761	0.03180	92	86	5	1
6746	Do you mew here often?	1.0755	0.02578	106	98	8	0
6747	I thought you said it's time for meow wine.	1.0753	0.03147	93	87	5	1
6748	I'm surprised you don't like pinot noir.	1.0753	0.02751	93	86	7	0
6749	When I was your age I limited myself to two glasses of wine a night	1.0745	0.02722	94	87	7	0
6750	Payment for Cat therapy will be in premium wet cat food and extra treats	1.0741	0.02928	81	75	6	0
6751	There, there Binx, I know you asked for the 1997 Chardonnay, but the $9.95 bottle of Merlot from the local drug store isn’t so bad, is it?	1.0741	0.03142	108	102	4	2
6752	This sav blanc definitely has a hint of cat pee on the nose @hornezd	1.0741	0.02928	81	75	6	0
6753	I really appreciate you being here. After lising my neck and shoulders in the war, dating has been a real challenge.	1.0737	0.03082	95	89	5	1
6754	But you didn't remember to bring the cheese.	1.0737	0.03082	95	89	5	1
6755	Yes, that's one of the classic aroma notes of Sauvignon Blanc.	1.0737	0.03082	95	89	5	1
6756	Your predecessor--my first wife--preferred the white wine and so I had to replace her.	1.0729	0.02668	96	89	7	0
6757	Wine always helped my girlfriends snuggle up and purr.	1.0729	0.03391	96	91	3	2
6758	It’s lovely and full-bodied, no doubt, but I really do prefer the two percent.	1.0727	0.02803	110	103	6	1
6759	It's a Shirats. Next time I'll bring a Souris Blanc.	1.0723	0.02860	83	77	6	0
6760	Mostly, I’m smelling a bribe, with undertones of butt and maybe tree?	1.0723	0.02860	83	77	6	0
6761	So, it is pronounced as Kanz, huh?	1.0708	0.02424	113	105	8	0
6762	You are Not a fine wine, this is.	1.0706	0.03257	85	80	4	1
6763	Please note there's no vast Putin-like couch.	1.0706	0.02795	85	79	6	0
6764	Are you blind,we agreed on a ros	1.0700	0.02564	100	93	7	0
6765	Don't you like cabernet, Mr. Cabernet?	1.0698	0.03220	86	81	4	1
6766	I know you were expecting cream but I thought a nice Merlot would match well with this evening’s kibble selection.	1.0698	0.02763	86	80	6	0
6767	This is an amazing caternet!	1.0690	0.03184	87	82	4	1
6768	I chose a 2018 muscato ... slightly dry, with just a hint of mouse droppings.	1.0686	0.02516	102	95	7	0
6769	This the exact spot where my Grizabella died.	1.0686	0.02876	102	96	5	1
6770	What to turn on Fox Network? O.k o.k	1.0686	0.02876	102	96	5	1
6771	Waking up in the middle of the night, drinking wine, I have a bad feeling... That's it, that's how we turned the musical into a movie!!! Now, let me try to remember this guy's name.	1.0686	0.03196	102	97	3	2
6772	I wish I was taller” 😂 - jk! “Another toast to another successful quarantine, I mean…quarter!	1.0680	0.02848	103	97	5	1
6773	I know you prefer reds but I thought we could try a rosé today	1.0674	0.03114	89	84	4	1
6774	Maybe an actual date would be better practice	1.0673	0.02822	104	98	5	1
6775	It has subtle notes of tuna can” (courtesy of Bill Weber	1.0673	0.02822	104	98	5	1
6776	Please? It will just be a minor incursion.	1.0667	0.03080	90	85	4	1
6777	One glass a day will whisk the pain away	1.0667	0.02446	105	98	7	0
6778	Take your time, I know you'll describe the wine purrfectly.	1.0660	0.02770	106	100	5	1
6779	I know that you are finicky, but this Sauvignon Blanc has a nice bouquet, with only a hint of Katzenpipi. What's your opinion?	1.0659	0.02616	91	85	6	0
6780	I’m Fran. Yes, such a lovely party - we’ll need to watch our red wine on their new beige sofa. Or should I say tan couch? Pat - you said?	1.0658	0.02863	76	71	5	0
6781	Is it nippy enough for you?	1.0658	0.02863	76	71	5	0
6782	it’s Caturday it’s too early for Sunday scaries	1.0652	0.02588	92	86	6	0
6783	Would you like to touch my hare?	1.0645	0.02561	93	87	6	0
6784	Here's to getting a new doggie for a pet and a companion for you.	1.0638	0.02535	94	88	6	0
6785	And if you don’t scratch the couch next week, I’ll even line the rim of your glass with cat nip!	1.0632	0.02509	95	89	6	0
6786	I have no problem with shedding. But, well ... could you date a Weeble?	1.0625	0.02483	96	90	6	0
6787	How do you like the 2012 Meowlot?	1.0610	0.02659	82	77	5	0
6788	There’s more than one way to mummify a cat.	1.0610	0.03175	82	78	3	1
6789	Yes, I do agree that wine and cat-nip do lack a certain 'je ne sais quoi'. Richard A. Burke, New York City	1.0606	0.02410	99	93	6	0
6790	It's a new blend called Meowlot.	1.0600	0.02387	100	94	6	0
6791	Things have just been so hard since Mittens moved out.	1.0600	0.02778	100	95	4	1
6792	Now, isn't this better than scratching the legs?	1.0595	0.03101	84	80	3	1
6793	It's pronounced 'muscatel', not 'mouse kettle'.	1.0588	0.02567	85	80	5	0
6794	Lockdown has give us some much more time together!” “Really? Rosé?”	1.0588	0.02567	85	80	5	0
6795	...Thinks, "Not on your tintype, Feeder."	1.0583	0.01864	103	98	5	0
6796	😾”Yup I’m sure, this wine will act as CATalyst to trigger my CATastrophic thinking by tomorrow morning.”	1.0581	0.02538	86	81	5	0
6797	Today we're celebrating your Birthday with wine and no catnip.	1.0562	0.02455	89	84	5	0
6798	Davy Crockett says it's cool for cats!	1.0556	0.02576	108	103	4	1
6799	Julian knew the superstition was accurate when he tasted that the wine had been corked.	1.0556	0.02428	90	85	5	0
6800	The employee at the wine store said it has subtle notes of strawberries, cherries and cod fish.	1.0549	0.02402	91	86	5	0
6801	I left the bottle open to air out, but I hope it hasn't gone sour.	1.0543	0.02376	92	87	5	0
6802	Yes, I Do Taste a Subtle Hint of Catnip...	1.0532	0.02327	94	89	5	0
6803	A purrfect boxed wine, a woodsy aroma with a hint of dried leaves	1.0519	0.02546	77	73	4	0
6804	Lapping it up, but have you ever tried and ice cold 2%?	1.0515	0.02257	97	92	5	0
6805	And then I told her, “I didn’t even like you anyways you fat cunt I was just being nice, you’re literally like a 3/10” and so I think I recovered pretty well on that one	1.0510	0.02664	98	94	3	1
6806	I hope you like this; it was filtered through the highest quality bentonite clay.	1.0500	0.02452	80	76	4	0
6807	And so I thought Pinot Noir would be a good fit	1.0471	0.02311	85	81	4	0
6808	…. you were saying that the vet told you that whining releves cats from their stress and frustrations.	1.0460	0.02258	87	83	4	0
6809	I’m sorry. All we had left was this merlot.	1.0460	0.02258	87	83	4	0
6810	Some have man’s best friend, I have man’s best date.	1.0460	0.02788	87	84	2	1
6811	I must say, you DO make a purrfect Manhattan!	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
6812	I don’t want any lipstick on that glass please	1.0430	0.02115	93	89	4	0
6813	It goes well with the Fancy Feast Medleys Taste of Italy Salsa Verde Garden Greens with Parsley and Capers Recipe.	1.0429	0.02438	70	67	3	0
6814	The human stating “You know, in New Zealand, the Sauvignon Blanc is prized for its aroma of cat pee.”	1.0426	0.02582	94	91	2	1
6815	Drunk cat.	1.0380	0.02164	79	76	3	0
6816	This Pinot Meow tastes of freshly cut catnip with hints of litter box and pairs well with rodent.	1.0377	0.01860	106	102	4	0
6817	Find any mice recently? I could have Gerald if you remembered the cheese.	1.0103	0.01036	97	96	1	0

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