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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2022-04-17T17:08:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2022-05-08T17:09:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2022-05-02T17:09:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | May 9, 2022 |
Number of captions | 6818 |
Number of responses | 1081898 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | ..... and that's when she said, 'It's me or the cat. | 1.8708 | 0.00957 | 7108 | 2831 | 2364 | 1913 |
1 | Finish your wine and I’ll explain what I meant by ‘fixed’”. | 1.8593 | 0.00979 | 6885 | 2822 | 2210 | 1853 |
2 | This is a 1961 Chateau Cheval Blanc. I'm not pouring it into a saucer. | 1.8449 | 0.01046 | 5720 | 2302 | 2003 | 1415 |
3 | I hope it pairs well with whatever you dragged in. | 1.8373 | 0.00940 | 7119 | 2913 | 2451 | 1755 |
4 | I thought you'd like to try it, instead of just knocking it off the counter. | 1.8369 | 0.01095 | 5145 | 2076 | 1832 | 1237 |
5 | To be honest, not what I was expecting when you said you were a cat person. | 1.8172 | 0.00975 | 6646 | 2816 | 2229 | 1601 |
6 | So, where do you see yourself in 5 lives? | 1.8168 | 0.00962 | 6615 | 2743 | 2341 | 1531 |
7 | I also clawed my way to the top. | 1.8165 | 0.01392 | 2987 | 1189 | 1157 | 641 |
8 | It's time you know. You're adopted. | 1.8151 | 0.00973 | 6598 | 2785 | 2248 | 1565 |
9 | I liked in your profile how you said you always land on your feet. | 1.8147 | 0.00991 | 6056 | 2466 | 2246 | 1344 |
10 | Second door to the left, under the sink. | 1.8097 | 0.01324 | 3494 | 1466 | 1227 | 801 |
11 | How do you feel about petting on the first date? | 1.8024 | 0.01295 | 3820 | 1676 | 1223 | 921 |
12 | But enough about me, tell me about your lives. | 1.7977 | 0.00969 | 6347 | 2661 | 2309 | 1377 |
13 | I must say, when your profile said “Must like cats” this isn’t exactly what I was expecting… | 1.7949 | 0.00930 | 7094 | 3055 | 2439 | 1600 |
14 | My last date was a dog and all she wanted to do was go out. | 1.7924 | 0.01248 | 3907 | 1678 | 1362 | 867 |
15 | You’re purring your words. | 1.7922 | 0.00964 | 6555 | 2820 | 2277 | 1458 |
16 | When you said cat person on your profile I pictured something a little different | 1.7890 | 0.01111 | 4895 | 2103 | 1722 | 1070 |
17 | OK, so where were we before you heard the can opener? | 1.7881 | 0.01076 | 5319 | 2321 | 1804 | 1194 |
18 | No, it doesn’t taste funny to me; but then, I didn’t just use my tongue to “tidy up.” | 1.7815 | 0.01070 | 5612 | 2551 | 1736 | 1325 |
19 | I think that you will like it. It's aloof and hard to approach. | 1.7772 | 0.00973 | 6352 | 2776 | 2215 | 1361 |
20 | It has a nice bouquet, but I'd still rather play with the cork. | 1.7756 | 0.01044 | 5544 | 2435 | 1918 | 1191 |
21 | I’m not sure this qualifies as not drinking alone, Dave | 1.7745 | 0.01535 | 2528 | 1105 | 890 | 533 |
22 | So, what do you want to do with your lives? | 1.7744 | 0.00979 | 6113 | 2637 | 2218 | 1258 |
23 | I think I misinterpreted when you said you were a cat-person. | 1.7726 | 0.01083 | 5128 | 2256 | 1782 | 1090 |
24 | You know, this would be illegal in Texas, Georgia, and Florida. | 1.7707 | 0.01039 | 6006 | 2792 | 1799 | 1415 |
25 | Are you ignoring anyone else? | 1.7698 | 0.00949 | 6726 | 2991 | 2292 | 1443 |
26 | Do you believe in petting on the first date? | 1.7688 | 0.01092 | 5199 | 2352 | 1697 | 1150 |
27 | This is awkward. You’re still not allowed on the couch. | 1.7684 | 0.01306 | 3389 | 1462 | 1250 | 677 |
28 | I think we should start ignoring other people. | 1.7638 | 0.01069 | 5305 | 2382 | 1794 | 1129 |
29 | It’s white with fish. Red with mouse. | 1.7623 | 0.01260 | 3736 | 1657 | 1310 | 769 |
30 | We have to talk about what happened to the canary. | 1.7601 | 0.01042 | 5244 | 2272 | 1958 | 1014 |
31 | After the third glass I forget which one of us is the imaginary friend. | 1.7595 | 0.01386 | 3144 | 1418 | 1064 | 662 |
32 | I think you'll find it pairs nicely with both wet food and a variety of rodents. | 1.7580 | 0.01035 | 5603 | 2524 | 1911 | 1168 |
33 | But enough about men... What of mice? | 1.7542 | 0.01067 | 5306 | 2414 | 1782 | 1110 |
34 | Now that we’re nice and cozy, let’s talk about giving away all of your children. | 1.7514 | 0.01070 | 5615 | 2676 | 1659 | 1280 |
35 | If you tell the dog, we're never doing this again. | 1.7430 | 0.01035 | 5443 | 2465 | 1912 | 1066 |
36 | So - are you ready to tell me what happened to the canary? | 1.7385 | 0.00997 | 5626 | 2502 | 2093 | 1031 |
37 | I appreciate your input, but I think it’s a little different when you only have one life. | 1.7376 | 0.01321 | 3159 | 1394 | 1200 | 565 |
38 | I've come to realize I find your indifference irresistible. | 1.7356 | 0.01095 | 4755 | 2150 | 1712 | 893 |
39 | To our dear friend Mr. Hamster, who left without saying goodbye. Or leaving a trace. | 1.7323 | 0.01316 | 3332 | 1526 | 1172 | 634 |
40 | No, it’s the same one, but I’ve had it reupholstered since your last visit. | 1.7306 | 0.01230 | 3697 | 1666 | 1361 | 670 |
41 | Not sure if mice are considered white meat or dark meat, but this fruity Rose goes with anything. | 1.7300 | 0.01300 | 3345 | 1518 | 1212 | 615 |
42 | Let's not tell the dog about this, okay? | 1.7241 | 0.01218 | 3657 | 1635 | 1396 | 626 |
43 | You liked the box it came in. | 1.7205 | 0.01368 | 3206 | 1534 | 1034 | 638 |
44 | So, I wanted to see how you felt about getting a dog. | 1.7184 | 0.01126 | 4371 | 2000 | 1602 | 769 |
45 | I can’t believe the dog still drinks out of a bowl | 1.7163 | 0.02438 | 987 | 469 | 329 | 189 |
46 | We need to talk. I've noticed you've been thinking outside the box. | 1.7155 | 0.01323 | 3367 | 1607 | 1111 | 649 |
47 | I saw the woman next door talking to her dog. She thinks he understands her. Weird, no? | 1.7099 | 0.01419 | 2830 | 1338 | 976 | 516 |
48 | Don't be ridiculous. You can't hide a pill in pinot. | 1.7092 | 0.01395 | 3153 | 1559 | 952 | 642 |
49 | I have a laser pointer if you like that kind of thing. | 1.6923 | 0.01430 | 2766 | 1338 | 941 | 487 |
50 | Try it, I know you’re curious. | 1.6903 | 0.01455 | 2693 | 1314 | 899 | 480 |
51 | So, I need to talk to you about my return to the office. | 1.6855 | 0.01525 | 2531 | 1268 | 791 | 472 |
52 | Well you don't exactly look like your pictures either! | 1.6835 | 0.01511 | 2474 | 1214 | 829 | 431 |
53 | Misty will be down soon. She takes forever to groom. | 1.6829 | 0.01509 | 2327 | 1102 | 861 | 364 |
54 | I know you want to tip it over but try it first. | 1.6824 | 0.01520 | 2459 | 1213 | 814 | 432 |
55 | I said it’s from a LITER box | 1.6806 | 0.01635 | 2317 | 1205 | 647 | 465 |
56 | I admit using Garfield’s picture on Tinder wasn’t ethical but we are having a lovely evening. | 1.6702 | 0.01714 | 1862 | 917 | 642 | 303 |
57 | The tuna is prominent, but the subtle hint of squid is quite surprising | 1.6692 | 0.01696 | 1941 | 969 | 645 | 327 |
58 | I just wanted to let you know we are getting a dog. | 1.6667 | 0.01745 | 1836 | 921 | 606 | 309 |
59 | I can't believe you've lived in the alley all these years and we've never done this | 1.6640 | 0.01775 | 1762 | 884 | 586 | 292 |
60 | I know I said I was 6’1” but you weren’t exactly honest in your profile, either. | 1.6596 | 0.01927 | 1566 | 812 | 475 | 279 |
61 | Like you, it's domestic. | 1.6541 | 0.01856 | 1506 | 741 | 545 | 220 |
62 | So, your profile pic was of you. | 1.6499 | 0.02053 | 1414 | 755 | 399 | 260 |
63 | Kitty knew then that she needed to delete the dating app. Once again, this was neither the glass of white nor the Tom she'd anticipated. | 1.6498 | 0.02102 | 1385 | 751 | 368 | 266 |
64 | Sure beats hair of the dog, don't it? | 1.6476 | 0.02030 | 1277 | 640 | 447 | 190 |
65 | Well, she got my house in Southampton, and I got you | 1.6447 | 0.02108 | 1244 | 643 | 400 | 201 |
66 | To his dismay, Fluffy realized his new adopter could not tell a Cabernet from a Merlot. | 1.6390 | 0.02193 | 1241 | 675 | 339 | 227 |
67 | Here's to eight more lives together, Felix. | 1.6371 | 0.02158 | 1160 | 600 | 381 | 179 |
68 | I thought we could put that neutering incident behind us. | 1.6346 | 0.02245 | 1122 | 597 | 338 | 187 |
69 | I know what you’re thinking, but it doesn’t breathe nearly as well in a saucer. | 1.6336 | 0.02189 | 1179 | 628 | 355 | 196 |
70 | So, when your profile said "cat person"... | 1.6330 | 0.02211 | 1158 | 618 | 347 | 193 |
71 | I think you're old enough to be told that you were adopted. | 1.6328 | 0.02170 | 1163 | 612 | 367 | 184 |
72 | Full disclosure, this is my first time pet sitting. | 1.6306 | 0.02322 | 1026 | 543 | 319 | 164 |
73 | The last time we did this, I woke up neutered. | 1.6264 | 0.02493 | 1001 | 568 | 239 | 194 |
74 | Fluffy is still getting ready. So what do you do for a living? | 1.6213 | 0.02425 | 1006 | 560 | 267 | 179 |
75 | I learned how to hold a wine glass without opposable thumbs and you couldn’t even spring for the good stuff? | 1.6180 | 0.02454 | 958 | 529 | 266 | 163 |
76 | I don’t know how to tell you this, but I think I’m a dog person | 1.6178 | 0.02366 | 942 | 497 | 308 | 137 |
77 | You may have begun to suspect -- I'm not your biological father. | 1.6143 | 0.02416 | 923 | 495 | 289 | 139 |
78 | I hate people too. | 1.6143 | 0.02572 | 827 | 447 | 252 | 128 |
79 | How many before you don't land on your feet? | 1.6112 | 0.02658 | 805 | 446 | 226 | 133 |
80 | You lead such interesting lives. | 1.6087 | 0.02428 | 846 | 441 | 295 | 110 |
81 | Perhaps you’d prefer the cork? | 1.6083 | 0.02671 | 794 | 441 | 223 | 130 |
82 | Glen had always known he was a ‘cat person,’ but somehow this was starting to feel like something more. | 1.6078 | 0.02614 | 793 | 431 | 242 | 120 |
83 | Wow! For something you just dragged in, it's delicious. | 1.6075 | 0.02482 | 879 | 478 | 268 | 133 |
84 | Now that we are cozy wozy, perhaps we could talk about what's happening to the back of the couch. | 1.6049 | 0.02460 | 863 | 463 | 278 | 122 |
85 | A few more of these and I might finally let you pet me… | 1.6005 | 0.02546 | 836 | 460 | 250 | 126 |
86 | So, what are your pronouns? | 1.6003 | 0.02789 | 768 | 444 | 187 | 137 |
87 | So then I tell Schrödinger, "Do I look dead to you?" And that was that. He moved his stuff out the next morning. | 1.5981 | 0.02878 | 739 | 434 | 168 | 137 |
88 | Isn't this better than knocking it onto the floor? | 1.5970 | 0.02644 | 732 | 394 | 239 | 99 |
89 | Is there EVER going to be a ‘right time’ to tell her you’re neutered, Buddy? | 1.5961 | 0.02603 | 775 | 423 | 242 | 110 |
90 | Its not you, its me. I guess deep down I've always been a dog person | 1.5925 | 0.02785 | 665 | 362 | 212 | 91 |
91 | It has notes of bird, mouse, and fish. | 1.5894 | 0.02772 | 716 | 404 | 202 | 110 |
92 | This is nice. All my ex ever wanted to do was play fetch. | 1.5881 | 0.02843 | 670 | 376 | 194 | 100 |
93 | The wine helps me pretend that you like me. | 1.5803 | 0.02816 | 629 | 344 | 205 | 80 |
94 | You'll notice it has tones of tuna, haddock and smelt. | 1.5797 | 0.02740 | 709 | 400 | 207 | 102 |
95 | So,you're saying I'm adopted? | 1.5758 | 0.03002 | 561 | 314 | 173 | 74 |
96 | You might think about updating your profile on the dating site to include the cat part. | 1.5750 | 0.02986 | 593 | 336 | 173 | 84 |
97 | It's interesting that our dating profile indicates that we both love Cats. | 1.5749 | 0.02925 | 614 | 347 | 181 | 86 |
98 | Okay, now that we're comfortable, it's time to tell me what happened to the hamster. | 1.5737 | 0.03087 | 556 | 316 | 161 | 79 |
99 | Don't take this the wrong way but the more I drink the more you look like a cat. | 1.5727 | 0.03105 | 571 | 331 | 153 | 87 |
100 | 'Now, isn't this better than playing with the blinds?' | 1.5679 | 0.03051 | 560 | 319 | 164 | 77 |
101 | This will allow you to sleep more than 20 hours a day. | 1.5674 | 0.02955 | 571 | 319 | 180 | 72 |
102 | A bold palate of complex fruity structure with a hint of yarn. | 1.5647 | 0.03090 | 556 | 321 | 156 | 79 |
103 | When my roommate said he was getting me a little pussy for my birthday, well I had no idea… | 1.5618 | 0.03276 | 534 | 321 | 126 | 87 |
104 | Here's to life without the dog. | 1.5607 | 0.03278 | 494 | 287 | 137 | 70 |
105 | I hope you like wine. The dog drank all the beer. | 1.5599 | 0.03272 | 459 | 258 | 145 | 56 |
106 | The perfect Pinot to wash down a hairball | 1.5595 | 0.03168 | 529 | 308 | 146 | 75 |
107 | After 15 years of living together, I'm so happy you finally agreed to be friends. | 1.5572 | 0.03347 | 481 | 283 | 128 | 70 |
108 | So.. Fluffy what are your pronouns? | 1.5569 | 0.03119 | 562 | 333 | 145 | 84 |
109 | I hope you don’t think this is going to lead to petting. | 1.5566 | 0.03207 | 521 | 306 | 140 | 75 |
110 | You have to admit this is more interesting than playing with the cork. | 1.5562 | 0.02925 | 552 | 307 | 183 | 62 |
111 | No, really. You look great for being on your ninth life. | 1.5548 | 0.03201 | 456 | 253 | 153 | 50 |
112 | I know it seems bad now, but you’ll land on your feet. | 1.5546 | 0.03330 | 467 | 273 | 130 | 64 |
113 | So, tell me about your lives. | 1.5530 | 0.03277 | 472 | 272 | 139 | 61 |
114 | It's not you, I'm more of a dog person. | 1.5461 | 0.03308 | 456 | 264 | 135 | 57 |
115 | For the last time, there's no such thing as Catbernet. | 1.5445 | 0.03054 | 551 | 324 | 154 | 73 |
116 | It's a frisky blend. | 1.5442 | 0.03251 | 498 | 296 | 133 | 69 |
117 | Now isn’t this nicer than scratching the hell out of the couch? | 1.5434 | 0.03365 | 438 | 257 | 127 | 54 |
118 | I just don’t see myself spending the rest of my lives with you, Brad. | 1.5411 | 0.03457 | 438 | 261 | 117 | 60 |
119 | How long ago did you transition? | 1.5411 | 0.03345 | 475 | 285 | 123 | 67 |
120 | ...and now you know what being fixed means. | 1.5396 | 0.03476 | 417 | 247 | 116 | 54 |
121 | So, tell me all about one of your lives. | 1.5392 | 0.03465 | 408 | 237 | 122 | 49 |
122 | How do you feel about petting on first date? | 1.5369 | 0.03390 | 447 | 266 | 122 | 59 |
123 | Maybe next time don’t lick yourself for 10 minutes before trying the wine. | 1.5360 | 0.03551 | 403 | 239 | 112 | 52 |
124 | 'would you like a table to push it off?' | 1.5356 | 0.03537 | 435 | 266 | 105 | 64 |
125 | So what are you looking for in an owner? | 1.5351 | 0.03620 | 385 | 228 | 108 | 49 |
126 | I love cats - I've always been drawn to abusive relationships. | 1.5326 | 0.03321 | 475 | 287 | 123 | 65 |
127 | It’s ok, you’ll land on your feet. | 1.5312 | 0.03591 | 384 | 227 | 110 | 47 |
128 | So I said to the Genie, how about a little pussy? | 1.5289 | 0.03950 | 380 | 244 | 71 | 65 |
129 | So, no hard feelings about that neutering thing? | 1.5286 | 0.03696 | 367 | 219 | 102 | 46 |
130 | His lips are moving, but the only voice I hear is the one inside my head telling me to claw his damn couch. | 1.5284 | 0.03504 | 405 | 241 | 114 | 50 |
131 | So I've been catnip-free for about a month now... | 1.5284 | 0.03301 | 458 | 273 | 128 | 57 |
132 | I want to talk about your trip to the vet tomorrow. | 1.5276 | 0.03376 | 434 | 258 | 123 | 53 |
133 | Would you like to see my ball of yarn? | 1.5276 | 0.03613 | 381 | 227 | 107 | 47 |
134 | It's in the basement at the foot of the stairs. You can't miss it. | 1.5270 | 0.03719 | 408 | 257 | 87 | 64 |
135 | The moment Mr. McFluffins realized Nate needed more friends. | 1.5242 | 0.03675 | 393 | 242 | 96 | 55 |
136 | I'm sure you'll like this more than anything they may have served at the shelter. | 1.5238 | 0.03378 | 420 | 248 | 124 | 48 |
137 | I thought we might share a glass of pinot and talk like civilized adults about who really owns this sofa. | 1.5225 | 0.03794 | 377 | 235 | 87 | 55 |
138 | My dog doesn’t understand me. | 1.5223 | 0.03594 | 381 | 228 | 107 | 46 |
139 | Come, slide over. I promise - no petting. | 1.5199 | 0.03560 | 402 | 245 | 105 | 52 |
140 | You sip it, you don't knock it off tables | 1.5171 | 0.04046 | 321 | 199 | 78 | 44 |
141 | I may have misunderstood when you called yourself a cat lady in your dating profile. | 1.5159 | 0.03961 | 345 | 217 | 78 | 50 |
142 | Roll it around your tongue like it's a pill. | 1.5157 | 0.03523 | 413 | 259 | 98 | 56 |
143 | It's called Cabernet Schrödinger - it's both red and white. | 1.5151 | 0.03833 | 365 | 229 | 84 | 52 |
144 | Well thanks for coming by. I have a couple more cats to see before I decide who to rescue. | 1.5145 | 0.03931 | 346 | 217 | 80 | 49 |
145 | Hair of the dog is just an expression. | 1.5134 | 0.03621 | 372 | 225 | 103 | 44 |
146 | I identify as feline | 1.5124 | 0.04037 | 322 | 201 | 77 | 44 |
147 | This is a lot better than bringing me a dead bird. | 1.5117 | 0.03857 | 342 | 211 | 87 | 44 |
148 | 'Hair of the dog' is a figurative term. | 1.5111 | 0.03877 | 315 | 189 | 91 | 35 |
149 | ... But enough about me. Tell me what you've done with YOUR lives. | 1.5091 | 0.03747 | 330 | 197 | 98 | 35 |
150 | You said you would if I tried catnip. | 1.5072 | 0.03674 | 345 | 207 | 101 | 37 |
151 | Your rodent control proposal has some merit, but we need to discuss the part about leaving them in my shoes. | 1.5070 | 0.03698 | 359 | 220 | 96 | 43 |
152 | Yes, it tastes a bit 'mousy.' I thought you'd like it." | 1.5068 | 0.03596 | 367 | 222 | 104 | 41 |
153 | It's just that lately, you've been distant. | 1.5055 | 0.03576 | 364 | 219 | 106 | 39 |
154 | If you need to powder your nose, the box is in the kitchen. | 1.5046 | 0.03901 | 329 | 204 | 84 | 41 |
155 | Tell me more about some of your lives. | 1.5031 | 0.03902 | 318 | 195 | 86 | 37 |
156 | Would you prefer to play with the cork? | 1.5029 | 0.03923 | 342 | 217 | 78 | 47 |
157 | I'm getting blackberry, mineral... and is that... notes of tuna? | 1.5026 | 0.03510 | 388 | 237 | 107 | 44 |
158 | I’m sorry, I feel like I’ve been doing all the talking. | 1.5000 | 0.04089 | 296 | 184 | 76 | 36 |
159 | I know people like you, first a few drinks, then some heavy petting. | 1.5000 | 0.03935 | 348 | 224 | 74 | 50 |
160 | Honestly, you look nothing like your profile photo. | 1.4985 | 0.03798 | 341 | 212 | 88 | 41 |
161 | You don’t look anything like your picture! | 1.4985 | 0.03612 | 341 | 209 | 97 | 35 |
162 | If you want to stay over, I have an extra pile of clean laundry. | 1.4970 | 0.03945 | 332 | 211 | 77 | 44 |
163 | I don’t know how to break this to you, but I just heard I ‘ll be to going back to the office | 1.4964 | 0.04172 | 280 | 174 | 73 | 33 |
164 | Oh, you misunderstood: it didn't come from THAT kind of box. | 1.4957 | 0.03697 | 345 | 212 | 95 | 38 |
165 | You're finally old enough to know that....you were adopted. | 1.4955 | 0.03755 | 335 | 208 | 89 | 38 |
166 | I'm glad we can discuss the litter box protocols like adults | 1.4954 | 0.03781 | 329 | 204 | 88 | 37 |
167 | I take it that the red wine means we’re not having fish? | 1.4953 | 0.03937 | 317 | 198 | 81 | 38 |
168 | Well actually we don't call it the 'hair of the dog' until the next day. | 1.4951 | 0.03952 | 307 | 190 | 82 | 35 |
169 | So your profile said you were a cougar? | 1.4950 | 0.04140 | 299 | 190 | 70 | 39 |
170 | So you’re the eldest of eighteen. What’s that been like? | 1.4945 | 0.04057 | 273 | 165 | 81 | 27 |
171 | I usually get bottled wine but I thought you might like to play in the empty box afterwards. | 1.4913 | 0.04096 | 287 | 179 | 75 | 33 |
172 | I never thought of myself as a cat person, but here we are! | 1.4912 | 0.03902 | 285 | 171 | 88 | 26 |
173 | It's fine. You're 33 in cat years. | 1.4912 | 0.04199 | 283 | 179 | 69 | 35 |
174 | Steve’s practice dates are leaving Mittens confused. | 1.4901 | 0.04028 | 302 | 190 | 76 | 36 |
175 | Have you always been domestic? | 1.4884 | 0.03753 | 301 | 180 | 95 | 26 |
176 | Don’t be nervous….I have never dated outside my species either. | 1.4883 | 0.03859 | 299 | 182 | 88 | 29 |
177 | Listen,the last two years have been great, but I’m returning to the office. | 1.4864 | 0.03906 | 294 | 180 | 85 | 29 |
178 | I’m surprised you came over when I called | 1.4855 | 0.04400 | 276 | 181 | 56 | 39 |
179 | Don’t be like that. You knew the lockdown wouldn’t last forever. | 1.4851 | 0.03822 | 303 | 185 | 89 | 29 |
180 | So you're saying you only swiped right because you were chasing a laser? | 1.4848 | 0.04050 | 328 | 216 | 65 | 47 |
181 | Do you want to stay in or go out? | 1.4845 | 0.03995 | 291 | 181 | 79 | 31 |
182 | So we're agreed. I'll return the puppy, and you'll stop scratching the furniture. | 1.4841 | 0.04150 | 252 | 153 | 76 | 23 |
183 | I love that we can tell each other anything. | 1.4839 | 0.04159 | 248 | 150 | 76 | 22 |
184 | I’m thinking about getting another human | 1.4834 | 0.04111 | 271 | 168 | 75 | 28 |
185 | Next time we can try it your way and use the saucers. | 1.4830 | 0.04137 | 294 | 189 | 68 | 37 |
186 | The truth? I liked you better as a kitten. | 1.4824 | 0.04262 | 255 | 159 | 69 | 27 |
187 | So tell me more about your third life. | 1.4823 | 0.03887 | 311 | 195 | 82 | 34 |
188 | I mean, I did say 'cat person' on my profile. | 1.4818 | 0.03764 | 303 | 184 | 92 | 27 |
189 | Care for some Goldfish crackers? | 1.4818 | 0.03746 | 330 | 206 | 89 | 35 |
190 | Pairs well with Friskies | 1.4817 | 0.03782 | 301 | 185 | 88 | 28 |
191 | It’s boxed wine. I know how much you love boxes. | 1.4816 | 0.03887 | 299 | 185 | 84 | 30 |
192 | I agree. Necks are only necessary for wine bottles. | 1.4809 | 0.04139 | 314 | 208 | 61 | 45 |
193 | My last cat couldn’t hold his liquor | 1.4793 | 0.04063 | 290 | 184 | 73 | 33 |
194 | I have to say,cat-sitting is much nicer than I’d anticipated. | 1.4784 | 0.04769 | 232 | 153 | 47 | 32 |
195 | So your profile said you were really into yarn. | 1.4784 | 0.03810 | 301 | 185 | 88 | 28 |
196 | Gee, we have so much in common. We both like wine, & neither of us has a neck. | 1.4766 | 0.04321 | 256 | 163 | 64 | 29 |
197 | Everyone lies on their dating profile a little… | 1.4754 | 0.04401 | 244 | 155 | 62 | 27 |
198 | Take a sip, swirl it around your mouth. Then hack it up. | 1.4754 | 0.04076 | 305 | 199 | 67 | 39 |
199 | Let's be honest. This was never a book club. | 1.4753 | 0.04201 | 263 | 166 | 69 | 28 |
200 | Couch is nice but I prefer the box this wine came in. | 1.4748 | 0.04403 | 238 | 152 | 60 | 26 |
201 | Yes, I agree, once you finally catch the laser dot, what do you have? Nothing. | 1.4741 | 0.04348 | 270 | 177 | 58 | 35 |
202 | Let's drink to friendship. And not shredding my new sofa. | 1.4739 | 0.04299 | 230 | 141 | 69 | 20 |
203 | It pairs nicely with Fancy Feast Ocean Whitefish. | 1.4733 | 0.04066 | 281 | 182 | 67 | 32 |
204 | Would you prefer that we sit in a cardboard box? | 1.4727 | 0.04248 | 256 | 162 | 67 | 27 |
205 | I appreciate your taste in wine. All dogs want to do is drink beer. | 1.4722 | 0.04185 | 252 | 157 | 71 | 24 |
206 | It’s not you. I’ve just realized I’m more of a dog person. | 1.4720 | 0.03736 | 322 | 202 | 88 | 32 |
207 | No one's ever asked before to sleep with me on the first date. | 1.4708 | 0.03885 | 308 | 196 | 79 | 33 |
208 | You're very perceceptive -- I DO come from a family of Russian nesting dolls! | 1.4698 | 0.04608 | 232 | 154 | 49 | 29 |
209 | -“I don’t get the dog thing either”. | 1.4698 | 0.04188 | 281 | 183 | 64 | 34 |
210 | Sorry, I thought you said nightcap, not catnip. | 1.4688 | 0.04141 | 288 | 188 | 65 | 35 |
211 | You lied about your height on your profile. | 1.4688 | 0.04211 | 256 | 162 | 68 | 26 |
212 | This one goes well with fish. | 1.4684 | 0.04230 | 269 | 174 | 64 | 31 |
213 | So tell me, what’s new pussycat..? | 1.4683 | 0.04405 | 252 | 164 | 58 | 30 |
214 | If you were a dog, you’d fetch me another drink. | 1.4661 | 0.04381 | 251 | 163 | 59 | 29 |
215 | This wine pairs well with wet or dry food. | 1.4661 | 0.04525 | 251 | 167 | 51 | 33 |
216 | My wine friends say it's cat piss, but I wanted an informed opinion. | 1.4641 | 0.04533 | 237 | 155 | 54 | 28 |
217 | I too am not fond of people. | 1.4636 | 0.04115 | 261 | 165 | 71 | 25 |
218 | A toast! Here's to the new screen door. | 1.4620 | 0.03930 | 303 | 196 | 74 | 33 |
219 | Would you feel more comfortable if we had this drink while relaxing on the window sill? | 1.4615 | 0.04016 | 260 | 162 | 76 | 22 |
220 | All my other online dates have been dogs. | 1.4606 | 0.04269 | 254 | 164 | 63 | 27 |
221 | You looked different in your profile picture. | 1.4596 | 0.04050 | 285 | 185 | 69 | 31 |
222 | Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have a neck? | 1.4595 | 0.04279 | 259 | 169 | 61 | 29 |
223 | Here's to your 9th and final life! | 1.4591 | 0.04061 | 281 | 182 | 69 | 30 |
224 | The stress of sleeping all day would get to anyone. | 1.4583 | 0.04184 | 264 | 171 | 65 | 28 |
225 | Something you want to tell me about Tweety? | 1.4575 | 0.04356 | 247 | 161 | 59 | 27 |
226 | I know that I wrote cat lover on my profile. | 1.4567 | 0.04008 | 289 | 188 | 70 | 31 |
227 | And that's where kittens come from" | 1.4560 | 0.04354 | 250 | 164 | 58 | 28 |
228 | You don't look anything like your profile picture. | 1.4558 | 0.04480 | 226 | 146 | 57 | 23 |
229 | When you said "unwind" I thought you meant the yarn ball. | 1.4553 | 0.04053 | 246 | 153 | 74 | 19 |
230 | I've decided you're old enough to know you're adopted. | 1.4545 | 0.04238 | 220 | 136 | 68 | 16 |
231 | See, this is why you shouldn’t knock it off the table. | 1.4545 | 0.04042 | 264 | 168 | 72 | 24 |
232 | Isn't this better than knocking it over? | 1.4542 | 0.04036 | 251 | 157 | 74 | 20 |
233 | When I replied to CatLady294, I thought I’d be meeting with the lady! | 1.4539 | 0.04103 | 271 | 181 | 60 | 30 |
234 | You’re slightly hairier than your profile photo. | 1.4534 | 0.04317 | 247 | 161 | 60 | 26 |
235 | The dog only drinks gin. | 1.4531 | 0.04348 | 256 | 170 | 56 | 30 |
236 | I'm not sure of the vintage in cat years. | 1.4531 | 0.04380 | 245 | 163 | 54 | 28 |
237 | It pairs well with cheap fish | 1.4530 | 0.03889 | 298 | 193 | 75 | 30 |
238 | It's okay. I'm not allowed on the couch either. | 1.4529 | 0.04655 | 223 | 148 | 49 | 26 |
239 | Now that you're sitting down, we're getting a dog. | 1.4519 | 0.04578 | 239 | 161 | 48 | 30 |
240 | It still feels strange to be doing this without masks. | 1.4509 | 0.04595 | 224 | 148 | 51 | 25 |
241 | It's "an earthy cat-bernet with hints of field mouse". | 1.4506 | 0.04166 | 253 | 166 | 62 | 25 |
242 | Oh, you're a lefty, too. | 1.4505 | 0.04602 | 202 | 129 | 55 | 18 |
243 | You weren’t kidding when you said you’re a cat person | 1.4500 | 0.04524 | 240 | 161 | 50 | 29 |
244 | I thought perhaps it was time that we talk about your birth parents. | 1.4496 | 0.04271 | 238 | 153 | 63 | 22 |
245 | We need to wrap this up. The dogs will be here soon for poker. | 1.4494 | 0.04238 | 247 | 160 | 63 | 24 |
246 | You look nothing like your profile picture. | 1.4469 | 0.04563 | 226 | 150 | 51 | 25 |
247 | Have you told your dog about us? | 1.4467 | 0.04234 | 244 | 158 | 63 | 23 |
248 | Can you taste the soft and subtle hint of catnip? | 1.4463 | 0.04095 | 242 | 153 | 70 | 19 |
249 | Here’s to life, all 9 of them. | 1.4462 | 0.04263 | 251 | 165 | 60 | 26 |
250 | You see. We don't need to go out to have a good time. | 1.4459 | 0.04303 | 222 | 141 | 63 | 18 |
251 | I guess what I’m trying to say is, sometimes I’d like my belly rubbed too. | 1.4458 | 0.04250 | 249 | 163 | 61 | 25 |
252 | I don't believe in heavy petting on the first date. | 1.4457 | 0.03979 | 276 | 179 | 71 | 26 |
253 | Well, yes, my profile did say, "Cats okay." | 1.4455 | 0.04654 | 220 | 147 | 48 | 25 |
254 | I'd rather have the box it came in. | 1.4450 | 0.04845 | 191 | 125 | 47 | 19 |
255 | My last cat just let me pet him. | 1.4444 | 0.04435 | 216 | 139 | 58 | 19 |
256 | We need to talk about your drinking and my upholstery. | 1.4437 | 0.04023 | 284 | 188 | 66 | 30 |
257 | Apricot? Really? I'm tasting hints of tuna and mouse. | 1.4432 | 0.03965 | 264 | 171 | 70 | 23 |
258 | I wanted to take this moment to tell you that,starting tomorrow,I will be going back to the office. | 1.4430 | 0.04196 | 237 | 152 | 65 | 20 |
259 | You see? The sofa can be for more than just scratching. | 1.4430 | 0.04066 | 237 | 149 | 71 | 17 |
260 | Better to find out she’s a dog person now. | 1.4426 | 0.04111 | 244 | 156 | 68 | 20 |
261 | And so, Binxy, another cat will soon be joining our family. | 1.4418 | 0.04285 | 249 | 165 | 58 | 26 |
262 | I wanted to talk about what happened to Tweety. | 1.4416 | 0.04445 | 231 | 153 | 54 | 24 |
263 | I thought you were bringing the cheese. | 1.4393 | 0.04654 | 214 | 143 | 48 | 23 |
264 | So my second wish was that my cat could hold a wine glass, and my third wish was that neither of us would have necks. Pretty cool, right? | 1.4388 | 0.04522 | 237 | 161 | 48 | 28 |
265 | The litter box is around the corner, first door on your left. | 1.4388 | 0.04695 | 196 | 128 | 50 | 18 |
266 | So, do you still identify as Persian? | 1.4387 | 0.04589 | 212 | 140 | 51 | 21 |
267 | I wouldn’t dream of clipping your nails. Have another glass. | 1.4384 | 0.04987 | 203 | 140 | 37 | 26 |
268 | This one is more full-bodied with notes of rodent. | 1.4384 | 0.04482 | 219 | 144 | 54 | 21 |
269 | If we're being honest, I'm really more of a dog person. | 1.4380 | 0.04173 | 242 | 157 | 64 | 21 |
270 | Don't tell the dog | 1.4375 | 0.04176 | 224 | 142 | 66 | 16 |
271 | It’s not drinking alone if the cat is home! | 1.4375 | 0.04400 | 240 | 161 | 53 | 26 |
272 | OK, so you've got the wine. Now will you tell me where my keys are? | 1.4359 | 0.04523 | 234 | 159 | 48 | 27 |
273 | It is a Chardonnay but it goes equally well with fish or birds. | 1.4359 | 0.04230 | 234 | 152 | 62 | 20 |
274 | Would you be okay with some heavy petting? | 1.4357 | 0.04246 | 280 | 194 | 50 | 36 |
275 | So what's your preferred pronoun? | 1.4356 | 0.04657 | 225 | 159 | 37 | 29 |
276 | So to summarize, I will no longer be working from home, and so you will have to learn to entertain yourself from now on. | 1.4352 | 0.04619 | 216 | 145 | 48 | 23 |
277 | Really? I was adopted, too! | 1.4350 | 0.04791 | 177 | 114 | 49 | 14 |
278 | I’m sorry about the whole declawing fiasco but isn’t this a much nicer way to enjoy the couch? | 1.4350 | 0.04733 | 200 | 133 | 47 | 20 |
279 | It's gonna take way more than a glass to get me on that lap. | 1.4341 | 0.04750 | 205 | 138 | 45 | 22 |
280 | I got some bad news from my allergist. | 1.4339 | 0.05045 | 189 | 129 | 38 | 22 |
281 | You had me at meow. | 1.4336 | 0.04577 | 226 | 156 | 43 | 27 |
282 | It's going to take your mind off that laser. | 1.4330 | 0.04553 | 194 | 127 | 51 | 16 |
283 | I almost regret swatting the rest of the bottle off the countertop. | 1.4328 | 0.04303 | 238 | 160 | 54 | 24 |
284 | There are some things you just can't do with a dog. | 1.4324 | 0.04086 | 259 | 171 | 64 | 24 |
285 | In a stroke of desperate brilliance, the animal shelter decided to host speed fostering every Saturday night. | 1.4318 | 0.04555 | 220 | 148 | 49 | 23 |
286 | We have to move the litter box to another room and I just wanted to inform you before you heard from anyone else.” | 1.4317 | 0.04181 | 227 | 146 | 64 | 17 |
287 | What pronoun do you prefer? | 1.4316 | 0.04911 | 190 | 128 | 42 | 20 |
288 | So you were born here, but your parents are Persian? | 1.4315 | 0.04728 | 197 | 131 | 47 | 19 |
289 | It’s time we talk about your plans to go back to work. I can’t take you working from home anymore. | 1.4310 | 0.04118 | 232 | 149 | 66 | 17 |
290 | I know we're 'buddies' Richard, but I have my own life too. Can't you go to a bar and try to meet some humans? | 1.4309 | 0.04401 | 188 | 118 | 59 | 11 |
291 | I thought more people would turn up. | 1.4308 | 0.04593 | 195 | 127 | 52 | 16 |
292 | Would you prefer a dish? | 1.4307 | 0.04643 | 202 | 134 | 49 | 19 |
293 | So...SWF meant single white feline. | 1.4301 | 0.04508 | 193 | 124 | 55 | 14 |
294 | I just wanted to talk to you about what you think you saw last night. | 1.4293 | 0.04593 | 205 | 136 | 50 | 19 |
295 | A couple more drinks, and you will be ready to go to the V - E - T. | 1.4286 | 0.04618 | 238 | 167 | 40 | 31 |
296 | Yes, you thrill me. But so does the idea of selling you nine life insurance policies... | 1.4286 | 0.04760 | 210 | 144 | 42 | 24 |
297 | See? There are other ways to enjoy the couch. | 1.4286 | 0.04049 | 252 | 165 | 66 | 21 |
298 | Can you believe the quarantine ended and we’re finally back to normal? | 1.4286 | 0.05243 | 182 | 127 | 32 | 23 |
299 | …so anyway- turns out, it wasn’t the quarantine that was keeping her away | 1.4271 | 0.05089 | 192 | 134 | 34 | 24 |
300 | The clerk at the wine shop said this bottle was best enjoyed after a Fancy Feast. | 1.4262 | 0.04738 | 183 | 120 | 48 | 15 |
301 | Now, isn’t this better than clawing the sofa? | 1.4261 | 0.04275 | 230 | 152 | 58 | 20 |
302 | More 'Chat Eau' than 'Chateau', if you ask me. | 1.4260 | 0.04551 | 223 | 152 | 47 | 24 |
303 | And then she said, rather helpfully, I thought, ‘You don’t need me—you need a cat!’ | 1.4252 | 0.04737 | 214 | 148 | 41 | 25 |
304 | Don't fret…it's one of a million catnip videos - I doubt it'll go viral. | 1.4242 | 0.04651 | 198 | 132 | 48 | 18 |
305 | ...you are adopted | 1.4242 | 0.04595 | 198 | 131 | 50 | 17 |
306 | I didn't know this is what you meant when you said you were a Cat-person | 1.4241 | 0.04400 | 224 | 150 | 53 | 21 |
307 | We actually don't use that term anymore, we now say "Plus-size" Cat | 1.4231 | 0.04167 | 208 | 146 | 45 | 17 |
308 | I know, some people go crazy living alone. | 1.4231 | 0.04692 | 208 | 142 | 44 | 22 |
309 | Your profile said you were a cat person." | 1.4229 | 0.04533 | 227 | 156 | 46 | 25 |
310 | It’s just to take the sting out of spaying. | 1.4228 | 0.03908 | 246 | 158 | 72 | 16 |
311 | I asked you if I could go out. I didn't ask you out. | 1.4222 | 0.04658 | 180 | 117 | 50 | 13 |
312 | I just think a dog would be really good for us. | 1.4213 | 0.04467 | 216 | 145 | 51 | 20 |
313 | This is a bit embarrassing, but could I use your litter box? | 1.4211 | 0.04624 | 209 | 142 | 46 | 21 |
314 | I used to be a cat. These days I identify as species-fluid. | 1.4202 | 0.04882 | 188 | 128 | 41 | 19 |
315 | just act normally when they come in | 1.4197 | 0.04675 | 193 | 129 | 47 | 17 |
316 | Try it. It’s like liquid catnip. | 1.4192 | 0.04282 | 229 | 153 | 56 | 20 |
317 | Is it too soon to talk about my past lives? | 1.4190 | 0.04299 | 210 | 137 | 58 | 15 |
318 | why did we wait so long to do this? | 1.4183 | 0.04433 | 208 | 138 | 53 | 17 |
319 | See how much better evenings can be when we don't knock things off the table | 1.4181 | 0.05038 | 177 | 121 | 38 | 18 |
320 | Steve couldn’t understand what everyone else was complaining about; the pandemic hadn’t changed his social plans at all. | 1.4178 | 0.04460 | 213 | 143 | 51 | 19 |
321 | Do you taste the mousy notes? | 1.4178 | 0.04289 | 225 | 150 | 56 | 19 |
322 | Why not? You only live nine. | 1.4174 | 0.04239 | 218 | 143 | 59 | 16 |
323 | yes, the box is yours after the last drink | 1.4167 | 0.04861 | 192 | 132 | 40 | 20 |
324 | You spill it, you lick it. | 1.4167 | 0.04605 | 216 | 151 | 41 | 24 |
325 | You know you’re not allowed on the couch | 1.4151 | 0.04472 | 212 | 143 | 50 | 19 |
326 | I find your indifference intoxicating. | 1.4144 | 0.04327 | 222 | 149 | 54 | 19 |
327 | The shelter did say we should get to know each other first | 1.4143 | 0.04502 | 210 | 142 | 49 | 19 |
328 | To be honest with you, I never did this when I had a dog. | 1.4140 | 0.04475 | 215 | 146 | 49 | 20 |
329 | What about you? Has the pandemic affected your social life? | 1.4138 | 0.05032 | 174 | 119 | 38 | 17 |
330 | Bella contemplated her Mousecadet as Gerry patted the sofa between them. She could see where this was heading, and maybe she should have made some excuse after the restaurant, but that scratch under her chin at the front door had been so good... | 1.4136 | 0.04820 | 191 | 131 | 41 | 19 |
331 | Here's to you being consistently more affectionate than my children. | 1.4131 | 0.04200 | 213 | 141 | 57 | 15 |
332 | Okay, you have your wine, and we’re sitting down. Now tell me – what did you do with the dog? | 1.4128 | 0.04334 | 218 | 146 | 54 | 18 |
333 | I feel really bad for the guy who has to read these captions. | 1.4127 | 0.05138 | 189 | 135 | 30 | 24 |
334 | You might be right, maybe I should start leaving the house more. | 1.4126 | 0.04350 | 206 | 136 | 55 | 15 |
335 | So tell me, what's new in your lives? | 1.4126 | 0.04312 | 223 | 150 | 54 | 19 |
336 | This would pair nicely with some canned tuna | 1.4126 | 0.04312 | 223 | 150 | 54 | 19 |
337 | Oh, no, this'll be a totally classy video. Your viewers will love it. Can you fall into a toilet, or ride a Roomba? | 1.4123 | 0.04331 | 211 | 140 | 55 | 16 |
338 | When I said that I wanted "a little pussy," this isn't exactly what I meant. | 1.4121 | 0.05043 | 199 | 143 | 30 | 26 |
339 | It's nice to socialize again. | 1.4118 | 0.04153 | 204 | 131 | 62 | 11 |
340 | This particular Cab pairs well with Friskies. | 1.4118 | 0.04339 | 221 | 149 | 53 | 19 |
341 | Isn't its better to SIT on the couch rather than scratching the hell out of the BACK of the couch!? | 1.4115 | 0.04446 | 192 | 126 | 53 | 13 |
342 | I think it's time we discuss the bathroom situation | 1.4113 | 0.04249 | 231 | 161 | 48 | 22 |
343 | Cat: "I love you so much, I can't live without you." Man: "Is that you or the wine talking?" Cat: "It's me talking to the wine." | 1.4106 | 0.04893 | 207 | 148 | 33 | 26 |
344 | I want to thank you for being there for me during the quarantine but it's time for me to start dating within my own species again. | 1.4105 | 0.04719 | 190 | 129 | 44 | 17 |
345 | I can’t believe we BOTH dated Garfield. | 1.4104 | 0.04664 | 212 | 148 | 41 | 23 |
346 | It's like liquid catnip | 1.4086 | 0.03939 | 257 | 172 | 65 | 20 |
347 | I've invited you here to discuss the intended purpose of a couch. | 1.4084 | 0.05039 | 191 | 136 | 32 | 23 |
348 | I am glad we had this chat. The pandemic is over and I want the house back. | 1.4083 | 0.04995 | 169 | 115 | 39 | 15 |
349 | Feeling frisky? | 1.4080 | 0.04823 | 174 | 117 | 43 | 14 |
350 | It’s nice to meet someone else who’s interested in just curling up on the couch on a Friday night | 1.4078 | 0.04987 | 179 | 124 | 37 | 18 |
351 | It's not you, it's me. I thought this would work, but it turns out I'm more of a dog person. | 1.4074 | 0.04674 | 189 | 134 | 37 | 18 |
352 | It’s not drinking alone when I’m with you | 1.4072 | 0.04520 | 221 | 154 | 44 | 23 |
353 | Let’s make a toast to your first day of being weaned off catnip. | 1.4072 | 0.05241 | 194 | 143 | 23 | 28 |
354 | It beats milk, doesn't it? | 1.4069 | 0.04289 | 231 | 158 | 52 | 21 |
355 | I thought you said the rest of the cats would be here. | 1.4066 | 0.04737 | 182 | 125 | 41 | 16 |
356 | After this let’s shred the couch. | 1.4057 | 0.04936 | 175 | 120 | 39 | 16 |
357 | It does indeed smell like cat piss. Glad you like it. | 1.4057 | 0.04562 | 212 | 147 | 44 | 21 |
358 | Want to know why the dog left? | 1.4056 | 0.04964 | 180 | 125 | 37 | 18 |
359 | So about the other cat | 1.4056 | 0.04773 | 180 | 122 | 43 | 15 |
360 | We need to talk about me going back into the office… | 1.4049 | 0.04302 | 205 | 136 | 55 | 14 |
361 | Which of your nine lives are we celebrating? | 1.4048 | 0.04338 | 210 | 141 | 53 | 16 |
362 | Sorry, no catnip. Supply chain issues. | 1.4044 | 0.04386 | 183 | 119 | 54 | 10 |
363 | The dog and I are in an open relationship." | 1.4040 | 0.04632 | 198 | 136 | 44 | 18 |
364 | Soul mate, spirit animal, I don't know - but there's a reason we both came to this party. | 1.4033 | 0.04942 | 181 | 126 | 37 | 18 |
365 | It reminded me of you…soft and complex. | 1.4033 | 0.04752 | 181 | 123 | 43 | 15 |
366 | This way no one can say I drink alone. | 1.4032 | 0.04904 | 186 | 130 | 37 | 19 |
367 | When you wrote in your profile you were a cat person, you should have used a hyphen | 1.4031 | 0.04867 | 191 | 134 | 37 | 20 |
368 | Would you rather I poured it in the toilet? | 1.4029 | 0.04656 | 206 | 144 | 41 | 21 |
369 | You've been my cat for years and yet we never talk. | 1.4025 | 0.04897 | 159 | 106 | 42 | 11 |
370 | I'm so tired of all the 'Not a cat person...' profiles | 1.4022 | 0.04518 | 179 | 118 | 50 | 11 |
371 | Pretend there’s a goldfish in it. | 1.4011 | 0.04956 | 177 | 123 | 37 | 17 |
372 | So you’re the cat-sitter. | 1.4011 | 0.04408 | 177 | 115 | 53 | 9 |
373 | Dry cherries, oak, with just a hint of rodent. | 1.4011 | 0.04919 | 182 | 127 | 37 | 18 |
374 | Now that you know how to sit on a sofa, I think it’s time for you to learn how to drink from a glass. | 1.4010 | 0.04398 | 202 | 136 | 51 | 15 |
375 | I'm so glad you walked across that keyboard." | 1.4000 | 0.04319 | 225 | 155 | 50 | 20 |
376 | So, I’ve been meaning to tell you…I had your reproductive organs removed when you were young. | 1.4000 | 0.04413 | 215 | 148 | 48 | 19 |
377 | Here's to always landing on your feet. | 1.4000 | 0.05306 | 155 | 108 | 32 | 15 |
378 | It's good for loosening the cat's-got-your-tongue. | 1.4000 | 0.04564 | 195 | 133 | 46 | 16 |
379 | Goldfish water, tuna oil, one ice cube and a twist of houseplant. Your fave. | 1.3991 | 0.04464 | 218 | 152 | 45 | 21 |
380 | 'No petting on the first date,' gotcha. | 1.3990 | 0.04457 | 198 | 134 | 49 | 15 |
381 | You know, we can never tell the dog about this. | 1.3989 | 0.04621 | 188 | 128 | 45 | 15 |
382 | I doubt anyone will watch a bunch of stupid cat videos on YouTube. You need a better plan if you want to become an influencer. | 1.3976 | 0.05396 | 166 | 120 | 26 | 20 |
383 | No, no. 'Hair of the dog' is just an expression. | 1.3973 | 0.05187 | 146 | 99 | 36 | 11 |
384 | So you're a wild party animal trapped in a domestic cat's body. | 1.3972 | 0.04919 | 141 | 92 | 42 | 7 |
385 | A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and meow. | 1.3971 | 0.04418 | 204 | 139 | 49 | 16 |
386 | It's okay, all of my first dates are awkward. | 1.3967 | 0.04689 | 184 | 126 | 43 | 15 |
387 | So,what IS the “cats meow”? | 1.3966 | 0.04580 | 179 | 120 | 47 | 12 |
388 | I am sorry to tell you that I am transitioning to being a dog person. | 1.3966 | 0.04810 | 174 | 119 | 41 | 14 |
389 | So, I wanted to apologize for neutering you earlier. | 1.3966 | 0.05144 | 174 | 124 | 31 | 19 |
390 | Box wines get a bad rap, but I'll let you play with it when we're done. | 1.3962 | 0.04248 | 212 | 143 | 54 | 15 |
391 | I know what you're thinking and yes this is a new couch. | 1.3956 | 0.04788 | 182 | 126 | 40 | 16 |
392 | A toast to your good health; nine times. | 1.3951 | 0.04401 | 205 | 140 | 49 | 16 |
393 | Bon Chat! | 1.3951 | 0.04346 | 205 | 139 | 51 | 15 |
394 | It’s so great that we don’t have to wear masks anymore and things are back to normal | 1.3946 | 0.04973 | 185 | 132 | 33 | 20 |
395 | …and then my therapist said I should really get out more. | 1.3943 | 0.04788 | 175 | 120 | 41 | 14 |
396 | Now can I trim your nails? | 1.3938 | 0.05101 | 160 | 111 | 35 | 14 |
397 | Tough day in the rat race? | 1.3935 | 0.04292 | 216 | 148 | 51 | 17 |
398 | Since you are already here ... would you mind having a look at the mice problem in the attic? | 1.3925 | 0.04391 | 186 | 124 | 51 | 11 |
399 | My last blind date turned out to be a real dog. | 1.3924 | 0.05145 | 158 | 110 | 34 | 14 |
400 | I'm what you'd call a cat person, too. | 1.3923 | 0.04738 | 181 | 125 | 41 | 15 |
401 | It's nice to get a minute without the dogs. | 1.3920 | 0.04627 | 176 | 119 | 45 | 12 |
402 | I know you’re not broken, Mittens. Being fixed is just a figure of speech. Have more wine while I explain it. | 1.3911 | 0.05092 | 179 | 129 | 30 | 20 |
403 | I’m done with dogs. They tell you they’re your best friend and then you learn they say that to everyone.” | 1.3910 | 0.05270 | 156 | 110 | 31 | 15 |
404 | So do you have my tongue or not? | 1.3910 | 0.05424 | 156 | 112 | 27 | 17 |
405 | Hmmm I never realized you were a lefty | 1.3904 | 0.04502 | 187 | 127 | 47 | 13 |
406 | You want to let the wine breathe and take small sips… THEN knock the glass onto the floor with indifference. | 1.3900 | 0.04472 | 200 | 138 | 46 | 16 |
407 | But he said the French Rosé pairs well with tuna. | 1.3899 | 0.04057 | 218 | 146 | 59 | 13 |
408 | And then we’re gonna have chocolate mouse for desert… | 1.3899 | 0.04407 | 218 | 153 | 45 | 20 |
409 | On the internet, no one knows I’m a cat | 1.3895 | 0.05113 | 172 | 123 | 31 | 18 |
410 | So I said, I know cats are socially aloof, but they really know their wines | 1.3895 | 0.04696 | 190 | 133 | 40 | 17 |
411 | Sure, kicking the catnip habit is worth celebrating but it's your drinking that concerns me." | 1.3892 | 0.04403 | 185 | 124 | 50 | 11 |
412 | My first cat was a beer drinker. | 1.3889 | 0.05049 | 162 | 113 | 35 | 14 |
413 | Because all the people I had invited tested positive. | 1.3885 | 0.04845 | 139 | 91 | 42 | 6 |
414 | I thought you said twine tasting | 1.3883 | 0.04431 | 206 | 143 | 46 | 17 |
415 | So, how long have you been a cat? | 1.3883 | 0.04608 | 188 | 130 | 43 | 15 |
416 | It's fine, hair of the dog is just an expression | 1.3880 | 0.04632 | 183 | 126 | 43 | 14 |
417 | Wait! So you literally were at sea with an owl in a pea-green boat? | 1.3878 | 0.05327 | 147 | 103 | 31 | 13 |
418 | Just friends, OK? | 1.3876 | 0.04300 | 178 | 117 | 53 | 8 |
419 | This may be a bit of a shock, but your old enough to know, I am not your biological father. | 1.3876 | 0.04789 | 178 | 124 | 39 | 15 |
420 | OK, so you’ve been asking where did the kittens go... | 1.3876 | 0.04586 | 178 | 121 | 45 | 12 |
421 | It’s not a break up, but more of a “I’m tired of cleaning litter boxes”. | 1.3871 | 0.04384 | 186 | 125 | 50 | 11 |
422 | You’re the only cat who hasn’t made me feel completely unworthy. | 1.3869 | 0.04310 | 199 | 135 | 51 | 13 |
423 | Know any good dog jokes? | 1.3865 | 0.04871 | 163 | 112 | 39 | 12 |
424 | It's not about the dead birds, it's about how the dead birds make me feel. Can we just acknowledge that? | 1.3865 | 0.04196 | 207 | 140 | 54 | 13 |
425 | Just to be up front--I'm not into petting. | 1.3851 | 0.04654 | 174 | 119 | 43 | 12 |
426 | Brian, I don’t know how to tell you this but I’m moving out… and I’m taking the couch | 1.3851 | 0.04435 | 174 | 116 | 49 | 9 |
427 | I just thought I’d be further along by my sixth life. | 1.3850 | 0.04559 | 187 | 131 | 41 | 15 |
428 | So you say that your veterinarian actually recommends a nightly glass of red? | 1.3846 | 0.05261 | 156 | 111 | 30 | 15 |
429 | It's not you..it's me, I've discovered I'm a dog person | 1.3846 | 0.04748 | 169 | 116 | 41 | 12 |
430 | So...the cat in the hat was your ex? | 1.3846 | 0.05429 | 143 | 101 | 29 | 13 |
431 | You do know you're going to wake up at the Vet? | 1.3841 | 0.05387 | 151 | 108 | 28 | 15 |
432 | Sorry, I only put a goldfish in the martinis. | 1.3837 | 0.05106 | 172 | 124 | 30 | 18 |
433 | If dogs can play poker then cats can drink wine. | 1.3832 | 0.04860 | 167 | 116 | 38 | 13 |
434 | Forgive me for being rude but, you don't look anything like your photo. | 1.3824 | 0.05347 | 170 | 126 | 23 | 21 |
435 | Didn’t I tell you? Lounging on the couch with a glass of wine is much nicer than shredding it with your claws. | 1.3822 | 0.04364 | 191 | 135 | 41 | 15 |
436 | Here's to eight more lives together. | 1.3816 | 0.04408 | 207 | 145 | 45 | 17 |
437 | You know, there are a lot of captions for this that wouldn't be appropriate for the New Yorker caption contest. | 1.3813 | 0.05536 | 139 | 99 | 27 | 13 |
438 | OK, the wine isn't great but wait 'til you see the box! | 1.3807 | 0.04786 | 197 | 143 | 33 | 21 |
439 | Trust me, nobody drinks milk anymore. | 1.3804 | 0.04862 | 163 | 113 | 38 | 12 |
440 | Red is with rat. White is with mouse. | 1.3803 | 0.05263 | 142 | 99 | 32 | 11 |
441 | Just don’t tell the dog. | 1.3800 | 0.05065 | 150 | 104 | 35 | 11 |
442 | Thanks for your support. I just don’t like drinking alone. | 1.3800 | 0.05153 | 150 | 105 | 33 | 12 |
443 | Again, my apologies for the unfortunate remark regarding your curiosity… | 1.3799 | 0.04488 | 179 | 122 | 46 | 11 |
444 | The dog prefers to drink from the toilet. | 1.3797 | 0.05282 | 158 | 114 | 28 | 16 |
445 | I used to drink alone. | 1.3797 | 0.04737 | 187 | 133 | 37 | 17 |
446 | This is the one time you're allowed on the couch. | 1.3793 | 0.04356 | 203 | 141 | 47 | 15 |
447 | You're lucky. They didn't let me on the sofa until I was 28. | 1.3793 | 0.04787 | 174 | 122 | 38 | 14 |
448 | It's safe. Drink up. Be curious. | 1.3791 | 0.04504 | 182 | 125 | 45 | 12 |
449 | It’s called pusseco. | 1.3789 | 0.04980 | 161 | 113 | 35 | 13 |
450 | It's preferable to the hot tin roof. | 1.3789 | 0.05134 | 161 | 115 | 31 | 15 |
451 | So, what about me made you swipe right? | 1.3786 | 0.05116 | 140 | 96 | 35 | 9 |
452 | I thought maybe we could talk a bit before we cuddle | 1.3785 | 0.04520 | 177 | 123 | 42 | 12 |
453 | ..so I was having trouble with my mouse at work today - | 1.3782 | 0.04327 | 193 | 134 | 46 | 13 |
454 | It's okay. I don't mind doing all the talking. | 1.3782 | 0.04927 | 156 | 108 | 37 | 11 |
455 | It's like catnip, but better. | 1.3782 | 0.05010 | 156 | 109 | 35 | 12 |
456 | I never understood a single word he said but I helped him drink his wine | 1.3780 | 0.06013 | 127 | 93 | 20 | 14 |
457 | Drinking wine and feline fine. | 1.3779 | 0.04607 | 172 | 118 | 43 | 11 |
458 | It's complex. Just like you. | 1.3778 | 0.04537 | 180 | 124 | 44 | 12 |
459 | Sorry, I’m all out of milk. | 1.3774 | 0.04521 | 159 | 106 | 46 | 7 |
460 | They say you should never drink alone so thanks for doing this | 1.3769 | 0.05597 | 130 | 92 | 27 | 11 |
461 | You're attractive but your personal ad did not mention "neutered". | 1.3767 | 0.05156 | 146 | 102 | 33 | 11 |
462 | So, how about that Andrew Lloyd Webber? | 1.3767 | 0.05156 | 146 | 102 | 33 | 11 |
463 | It’s finally happened. We’ve become one of those couples that look alike. | 1.3767 | 0.05064 | 146 | 101 | 35 | 10 |
464 | You knew he was a dog when you married him. | 1.3765 | 0.04955 | 162 | 114 | 35 | 13 |
465 | I asked for catnip, not a nightcap. | 1.3765 | 0.04642 | 170 | 119 | 39 | 12 |
466 | Do you have any more questions before moving in? | 1.3764 | 0.04638 | 178 | 124 | 41 | 13 |
467 | I feel like while I'm out working, you're just lying around the house all day. | 1.3764 | 0.04904 | 178 | 128 | 33 | 17 |
468 | Here’s to you! You found the litter box! | 1.3758 | 0.04900 | 149 | 102 | 38 | 9 |
469 | No, I meant the wine was a full-bodied domestic. | 1.3758 | 0.05145 | 157 | 112 | 31 | 14 |
470 | I wanted to thank you for the bird in my shoe. | 1.3758 | 0.05145 | 157 | 112 | 31 | 14 |
471 | We're good together. The dog would only drink beer. | 1.3757 | 0.04870 | 173 | 123 | 35 | 15 |
472 | Is this supposed to make up for you adopting a dog during the pandemic? | 1.3750 | 0.04836 | 160 | 113 | 35 | 12 |
473 | I'm actually more of a dog person, but I'm trying to be less judgmental. | 1.3750 | 0.04923 | 152 | 105 | 37 | 10 |
474 | It's ok because we're not drinking alone. | 1.3750 | 0.04923 | 152 | 105 | 37 | 10 |
475 | I thought we'd talk about that rat in the attic. | 1.3750 | 0.04700 | 192 | 138 | 36 | 18 |
476 | We really do have a lot in common, you and I. Take necks, for example. | 1.3742 | 0.04852 | 163 | 114 | 37 | 12 |
477 | I added a little toilet water like you asked. | 1.3742 | 0.05349 | 155 | 113 | 26 | 16 |
478 | You know, I’m really starting to think Vicky leaving is the best thing that could’ve happened to us | 1.3741 | 0.05429 | 139 | 99 | 28 | 12 |
479 | It’s not you, I just think after 5 booster shots we should see other people. | 1.3735 | 0.05086 | 166 | 120 | 30 | 16 |
480 | A case of Merlot to not scratch up the sofa sounds reasonable. | 1.3734 | 0.04958 | 158 | 111 | 35 | 12 |
481 | So a dog, a cat and a mouse walk into a bar… | 1.3734 | 0.05078 | 158 | 115 | 28 | 15 |
482 | After ten years of living together I still don't know anything about you. | 1.3733 | 0.04687 | 150 | 101 | 42 | 7 |
483 | Don’t worry, it’s not that strong. You won’t lose your apathy toward everything.” | 1.3733 | 0.05313 | 150 | 108 | 28 | 14 |
484 | You may appreciate the notes of catnip and salmon. | 1.3731 | 0.04652 | 201 | 146 | 35 | 20 |
485 | What exactly makes you think I can’t handle being an outdoor cat? | 1.3731 | 0.04599 | 201 | 145 | 37 | 19 |
486 | I lied during the lockdown, I don't really have human friends to hang out with | 1.3731 | 0.04443 | 193 | 138 | 40 | 15 |
487 | My mom keeps saying I need to get out more. | 1.3725 | 0.04043 | 204 | 142 | 50 | 12 |
488 | ‘It’s supposed to pair well with mice and impending doom.’ | 1.3723 | 0.04828 | 188 | 137 | 32 | 19 |
489 | This is the most normal day of my life in the past two years. | 1.3721 | 0.05090 | 172 | 126 | 28 | 18 |
490 | Here’s to our next video | 1.3721 | 0.04954 | 172 | 124 | 32 | 16 |
491 | Doesn't this feel better than scratching the couch? | 1.3709 | 0.04305 | 213 | 151 | 45 | 17 |
492 | Is it wrong to celebrate two years of never leaving the apartment? | 1.3706 | 0.04829 | 143 | 97 | 39 | 7 |
493 | You're Petfinder profile said "sophisticated," but isn't this a bit much? | 1.3706 | 0.04557 | 170 | 120 | 40 | 10 |
494 | You definitely don't look like your profile picture. | 1.3704 | 0.05022 | 162 | 116 | 32 | 14 |
495 | She's gone, you're in. Any questions? | 1.3699 | 0.04721 | 173 | 122 | 38 | 13 |
496 | Of course, you would also have full access to the fish tank. | 1.3699 | 0.05052 | 146 | 104 | 31 | 11 |
497 | So, how's lives? | 1.3698 | 0.04454 | 192 | 135 | 43 | 14 |
498 | They said it pairs well with mice. | 1.3697 | 0.04726 | 165 | 115 | 39 | 11 |
499 | Pretend you don't live here, and we're on a date. | 1.3697 | 0.04804 | 165 | 116 | 37 | 12 |
500 | My therapist suggested I start sharing my interests with those closest to me. | 1.3692 | 0.05895 | 130 | 96 | 20 | 14 |
501 | I didn't know you were left-handed... | 1.3691 | 0.05246 | 149 | 107 | 29 | 13 |
502 | Yes, it goes well with fish! | 1.3687 | 0.04744 | 160 | 114 | 36 | 10 |
503 | Try not to cough it up | 1.3684 | 0.04757 | 171 | 121 | 37 | 13 |
504 | Real Italian leather. Go ahead and give it a scratch. | 1.3684 | 0.04684 | 171 | 120 | 39 | 12 |
505 | I do appreciate you letting me sit on the sofa. | 1.3678 | 0.04555 | 174 | 121 | 42 | 11 |
506 | It was all fun and games until someone moved their hand on the couch | 1.3676 | 0.05404 | 136 | 97 | 28 | 11 |
507 | Wait, you're not one of those cougars, are you? | 1.3672 | 0.04711 | 177 | 126 | 37 | 14 |
508 | We could always adopt. | 1.3672 | 0.05305 | 128 | 89 | 31 | 8 |
509 | She said now that quarantine is over I need to stop "anthropomorphizing" you. | 1.3671 | 0.05263 | 158 | 116 | 26 | 16 |
510 | Man: So, how was your day? Cat: Don’t go in the kitchen. | 1.3671 | 0.04865 | 158 | 111 | 36 | 11 |
511 | You saw her petting who? | 1.3667 | 0.04450 | 180 | 125 | 44 | 11 |
512 | I don’t see it as fostering so much as hosting. | 1.3664 | 0.05332 | 131 | 95 | 26 | 10 |
513 | The dog only gets beer. | 1.3659 | 0.04579 | 164 | 113 | 42 | 9 |
514 | I told you I was a cat lover. Sit over here and we'll start with some heavy petting. | 1.3652 | 0.04551 | 178 | 128 | 38 | 12 |
515 | This is a 1992 Cabernet sauvignon. I'm picking up on dark spices and fruit. Notes of cherry and cocoa as well as cat hair. | 1.3652 | 0.04481 | 178 | 129 | 37 | 12 |
516 | I am spayed and locked up. What's your excuse?" | 1.3650 | 0.04549 | 200 | 145 | 37 | 18 |
517 | The dog would drink it. | 1.3646 | 0.04430 | 181 | 126 | 44 | 11 |
518 | I don't like long walks on the beach, either. | 1.3643 | 0.05385 | 129 | 91 | 29 | 9 |
519 | Todd practices for his first Tinder date. | 1.3642 | 0.04782 | 173 | 124 | 35 | 14 |
520 | i'm guessing you see it as half empty. | 1.3642 | 0.04417 | 173 | 119 | 45 | 9 |
521 | Don't worry! One sip will kill the curiosity. | 1.3641 | 0.04086 | 195 | 135 | 50 | 10 |
522 | Let the lost mittens go. They're gone, man. | 1.3636 | 0.04513 | 176 | 123 | 42 | 11 |
523 | It's not drinking alone if your cat is with you!!!! | 1.3636 | 0.04590 | 187 | 134 | 38 | 15 |
524 | The blind date wasn’t what either of them expected. | 1.3630 | 0.05321 | 135 | 99 | 25 | 11 |
525 | Just wanted to have a little chit-chat about the new sofa. | 1.3627 | 0.04303 | 193 | 135 | 46 | 12 |
526 | Yes, it's more fun to go out, but you always want to come right back in. | 1.3617 | 0.05160 | 141 | 100 | 31 | 10 |
527 | So you’re a cat person, huh? | 1.3613 | 0.04746 | 155 | 108 | 38 | 9 |
528 | I’m still not letting you bathe me, Frank. | 1.3609 | 0.05478 | 133 | 96 | 26 | 11 |
529 | So, your profile says that you're interested in fishing, climbing, knitting and laser light shows... | 1.3608 | 0.04936 | 158 | 113 | 33 | 12 |
530 | So what do you think,wanna destroy this couch...? | 1.3608 | 0.05097 | 158 | 115 | 29 | 14 |
531 | So the dog is more of a beer drinker. That doesn't make him a 'stupid animal.' | 1.3607 | 0.05468 | 122 | 86 | 28 | 8 |
532 | I hope you don’t mind me asking but I’m dying to know — do you know Garfield? | 1.3607 | 0.05468 | 122 | 86 | 28 | 8 |
533 | To our one-sided love! | 1.3605 | 0.05370 | 147 | 108 | 25 | 14 |
534 | Wow, you're right. Kneading the couch does feel fantastic. | 1.3602 | 0.04949 | 161 | 116 | 32 | 13 |
535 | That’s funny, Cat in the Hat is my favorite book too. | 1.3600 | 0.04849 | 150 | 105 | 36 | 9 |
536 | Shall we stay in tonight, or prowl? | 1.3600 | 0.04600 | 125 | 87 | 33 | 5 |
537 | How long did you say Schrodinger will be on vacation...? | 1.3597 | 0.05686 | 139 | 106 | 17 | 16 |
538 | It's a little rough on the tongue. | 1.3596 | 0.04813 | 178 | 130 | 32 | 16 |
539 | So. | 1.3590 | 0.06004 | 117 | 86 | 20 | 11 |
540 | I just feel like we never really talk anymore | 1.3590 | 0.04543 | 156 | 112 | 35 | 9 |
541 | Yes, dropping that glass of wine on my new couch would ruin it. Why do you ask? | 1.3590 | 0.05220 | 156 | 115 | 26 | 15 |
542 | How many dates do we need to go on before you allow petting? | 1.3589 | 0.04345 | 209 | 151 | 41 | 17 |
543 | When you swipe right by mistake but have a good time anyway. | 1.3588 | 0.04612 | 170 | 120 | 39 | 11 |
544 | Yup, Julie left. Looks like it’s just me and you now. | 1.3587 | 0.04505 | 184 | 131 | 40 | 13 |
545 | Don't knock it over 'till you've tried it. | 1.3586 | 0.05149 | 145 | 104 | 30 | 11 |
546 | Why don't we go out more? Because you're an indoor cat. | 1.3585 | 0.04990 | 159 | 115 | 31 | 13 |
547 | You see, we're not really so different you and I. | 1.3585 | 0.04745 | 159 | 116 | 31 | 12 |
548 | I was actually picking up notes of litter and hair | 1.3584 | 0.04557 | 173 | 122 | 40 | 11 |
549 | This is a nice change after two years of Zoom. | 1.3582 | 0.05233 | 134 | 95 | 30 | 9 |
550 | You can sit on the couch, but not if you're drinking red. | 1.3582 | 0.04297 | 201 | 143 | 44 | 14 |
551 | It’s mousecatel. | 1.3581 | 0.04890 | 148 | 104 | 35 | 9 |
552 | Quarantine's over Greg--you need to go back to the bar and meet a nice person. | 1.3580 | 0.04560 | 162 | 115 | 37 | 10 |
553 | Interesting that neither of us has a neck. | 1.3580 | 0.04924 | 162 | 117 | 32 | 13 |
554 | Later we’ll do some catnip. | 1.3580 | 0.04574 | 176 | 125 | 39 | 12 |
555 | Wow, 127 half-siblings sounds like a lot of birthdays to remember. | 1.3576 | 0.04626 | 165 | 116 | 39 | 10 |
556 | Define meow | 1.3571 | 0.05019 | 154 | 111 | 31 | 12 |
557 | Now that Covid is wrapping up, I'm going to miss our little soirees | 1.3571 | 0.05015 | 168 | 124 | 28 | 16 |
558 | You’ve been avoiding your litter box for whatever reason, and I would like you to move out. | 1.3567 | 0.04880 | 171 | 125 | 31 | 15 |
559 | Drink up and I'll tell you about tomorrow's vet visit. | 1.3567 | 0.04590 | 171 | 121 | 39 | 11 |
560 | Hints of apricot, good balance, smooth finish - yes, I think this would go nicely with the dead rodent you brought home today. | 1.3567 | 0.05032 | 157 | 114 | 30 | 13 |
561 | So, yes. We’re ready for a kitten. Think of it as a mentoring opportunity. | 1.3566 | 0.04903 | 143 | 100 | 35 | 8 |
562 | It’s nice to finally sit down with a glass of wine and discuss the litter issues. | 1.3566 | 0.05289 | 143 | 104 | 27 | 12 |
563 | We need to talk. I'm getting mixed signals from you. One minute you're purring, the next you're drawing blood. | 1.3566 | 0.05255 | 129 | 91 | 30 | 8 |
564 | Since I'll be working from home for the next two weeks, I thought it might be nice to set a few boundaries | 1.3565 | 0.05550 | 115 | 81 | 27 | 7 |
565 | Sure, ok, if you want to talk about your litter box, we can. | 1.3562 | 0.05119 | 146 | 105 | 30 | 11 |
566 | So basically wine tasting has been my life, since you returned to the office.. | 1.3560 | 0.04448 | 191 | 137 | 40 | 14 |
567 | This has been fun but I really think I'm more of a dog person. | 1.3557 | 0.04863 | 149 | 105 | 35 | 9 |
568 | So, we agree on the proper use of the sofa? | 1.3551 | 0.04911 | 138 | 96 | 35 | 7 |
569 | But so far we've barely scratched the surface. | 1.3548 | 0.04529 | 186 | 134 | 38 | 14 |
570 | I was afraid the cheese plate would attract mice. | 1.3547 | 0.04642 | 172 | 123 | 37 | 12 |
571 | I doubt this pairs well with anything in a bowl. | 1.3544 | 0.04758 | 158 | 112 | 36 | 10 |
572 | Oh no, I have lots of friends. | 1.3540 | 0.05169 | 161 | 120 | 25 | 16 |
573 | The dog prefers beer, go figure. | 1.3540 | 0.04859 | 161 | 116 | 33 | 12 |
574 | Mittens thought to herself, "a good Pinot does not make up for a rocking chair and tail mishap. A great Pinot perhaps." | 1.3540 | 0.04859 | 161 | 116 | 33 | 12 |
575 | Here’s to three years of spending our time together on the same sofa twenty four hours a day, all year round. | 1.3540 | 0.05169 | 161 | 120 | 25 | 16 |
576 | You really don’t look anything like your profile picture. | 1.3537 | 0.04710 | 147 | 106 | 32 | 9 |
577 | May I have permission to pet you? | 1.3537 | 0.04998 | 147 | 105 | 32 | 10 |
578 | Does meow mean yes or no? | 1.3537 | 0.04556 | 164 | 115 | 40 | 9 |
579 | How would you feel about getting a dog? | 1.3534 | 0.05086 | 116 | 79 | 33 | 4 |
580 | God! This is the wine you give the dog. | 1.3534 | 0.05358 | 133 | 96 | 27 | 10 |
581 | The vet recommended setting Bartholomew at ease, but Paul forgot which glass had the medicine. | 1.3533 | 0.04885 | 167 | 122 | 31 | 14 |
582 | I took the plastic cover off of the couch. That should prove I am serious about our relationship. | 1.3529 | 0.04676 | 170 | 122 | 36 | 12 |
583 | 'it just doesn't breathe the same from a saucer " | 1.3526 | 0.04881 | 156 | 112 | 33 | 11 |
584 | It's dry. Like your food. | 1.3520 | 0.04240 | 196 | 139 | 45 | 12 |
585 | ...and then I lost my mittens. | 1.3520 | 0.05709 | 125 | 92 | 22 | 11 |
586 | when you said you were a cat person, this is not what I expected | 1.3520 | 0.05478 | 125 | 90 | 26 | 9 |
587 | Is your preferred pronoun cat, kitty, pussy, or feline? | 1.3520 | 0.04297 | 179 | 129 | 39 | 11 |
588 | You’ll detect kibble, with a subtle bouquet of catnip. | 1.3519 | 0.04420 | 162 | 112 | 43 | 7 |
589 | And that’s how I lost my 4th life, Bill. | 1.3517 | 0.05135 | 145 | 107 | 26 | 12 |
590 | You say you hate Merlot, but I can hear you purring. | 1.3515 | 0.04367 | 165 | 119 | 38 | 8 |
591 | It’s our version of catnip | 1.3515 | 0.04694 | 165 | 118 | 36 | 11 |
592 | This might be a good time to talk about the dog. | 1.3514 | 0.04876 | 148 | 105 | 34 | 9 |
593 | All I really wanted was some milk | 1.3512 | 0.04558 | 168 | 119 | 39 | 10 |
594 | We need to talk about your exposed butthole. | 1.3510 | 0.05332 | 151 | 113 | 23 | 15 |
595 | Isn't this nicer than scratching the furniture? | 1.3510 | 0.04717 | 151 | 106 | 37 | 8 |
596 | How do you do that without an opposable thumb? | 1.3506 | 0.04655 | 154 | 108 | 38 | 8 |
597 | How are you holding that without opposable thumbs? | 1.3506 | 0.05007 | 154 | 112 | 30 | 12 |
598 | So we toast to your 11th birthday of your 5th life,right? | 1.3503 | 0.04770 | 157 | 112 | 35 | 10 |
599 | You did the right thing, he couldn't commit. And remember, there are a lot of other cats out there. | 1.3503 | 0.04613 | 177 | 128 | 36 | 13 |
600 | Don't worry, you'll land on your feet. | 1.3500 | 0.05031 | 160 | 118 | 28 | 14 |
601 | Full disclosure: this is a toupee. | 1.3500 | 0.04959 | 140 | 99 | 33 | 8 |
602 | Oh - don't worry, "cat piss" is just a term we use to describe how it smells. | 1.3500 | 0.04959 | 140 | 99 | 33 | 8 |
603 | Some of my best friends are cats. But honestly, I don’t see species. | 1.3500 | 0.05162 | 140 | 101 | 29 | 10 |
604 | Come on, it can't possibly be as bad as that Purina you made me try. | 1.3497 | 0.04730 | 163 | 117 | 35 | 11 |
605 | You see. Sitting up gives you a completely different perspective. | 1.3497 | 0.04988 | 143 | 102 | 32 | 9 |
606 | Your bio said you were Siamese. So I was expecting twins. | 1.3496 | 0.05413 | 123 | 88 | 27 | 8 |
607 | Well, at least I never drink alone. | 1.3494 | 0.04670 | 166 | 119 | 36 | 11 |
608 | My first cat didn't understand me. | 1.3493 | 0.04620 | 146 | 101 | 39 | 6 |
609 | She's gone, but we have each other. | 1.3492 | 0.04341 | 189 | 135 | 42 | 12 |
610 | No, Humpty Dumpty is my brother. | 1.3487 | 0.04692 | 152 | 114 | 26 | 12 |
611 | Oh, here's one. A Schnauzer, aCorgi and a Dachsund all walk into a bar... | 1.3485 | 0.05587 | 132 | 98 | 22 | 12 |
612 | You don’t look anything like your profile pic. | 1.3485 | 0.05156 | 132 | 94 | 30 | 8 |
613 | Nothing wrong with a glass of wine after a solid fourteen hours of sleep.” | 1.3481 | 0.05074 | 158 | 117 | 27 | 14 |
614 | I never really knew my father, either. | 1.3478 | 0.05002 | 138 | 98 | 32 | 8 |
615 | They said it was good for the “finicky oenophile”. | 1.3476 | 0.04461 | 164 | 117 | 38 | 9 |
616 | No, you can not chase that mouse until we finish the seder. | 1.3475 | 0.04930 | 141 | 100 | 33 | 8 |
617 | These work from home happy hours are beginning to feel a bit depressing. | 1.3475 | 0.05131 | 141 | 102 | 29 | 10 |
618 | You’re drinking the water from the goldfish bowl. Enjoy! | 1.3473 | 0.04568 | 167 | 119 | 38 | 10 |
619 | Look at us sitting here, just two cool cats. | 1.3468 | 0.04608 | 173 | 125 | 36 | 12 |
620 | I don't know how else to break this to you but they've called me back into the office. | 1.3468 | 0.05497 | 124 | 90 | 25 | 9 |
621 | The shelter said you were looking for a forever home where you could relax. | 1.3467 | 0.04729 | 150 | 106 | 36 | 8 |
622 | You're awfully quiet tonight. Other cat got your tongue? | 1.3467 | 0.04729 | 150 | 106 | 36 | 8 |
623 | It goes well with cheese, which goes well with mice; I thought you'd like it! | 1.3467 | 0.05093 | 150 | 110 | 28 | 12 |
624 | It's ok, go ahead, dip your paw. | 1.3464 | 0.04666 | 153 | 108 | 37 | 8 |
625 | I like what you’ve done with the place. | 1.3464 | 0.04573 | 153 | 114 | 29 | 10 |
626 | Your profile said you were a cat person, but I have to admit I was not expecting this! | 1.3464 | 0.04847 | 153 | 110 | 33 | 10 |
627 | It pairs very well with hairballs. | 1.3462 | 0.04039 | 234 | 171 | 45 | 18 |
628 | I'm sorry I lied about my height." | 1.3459 | 0.04595 | 185 | 136 | 34 | 15 |
629 | Think of it as catnip for humans. | 1.3459 | 0.04804 | 159 | 115 | 33 | 11 |
630 | So, I thought, maybe it is time we added a kitten to the household. You know, just thinking about the future and all... | 1.3459 | 0.04370 | 159 | 114 | 37 | 8 |
631 | My mother was a Russian nesting doll | 1.3459 | 0.05234 | 133 | 96 | 28 | 9 |
632 | So have you used match.com before? | 1.3457 | 0.04742 | 162 | 117 | 34 | 11 |
633 | Perhaps, after the wine, you'd like to see my collection of rejected Caption Contest submissions? | 1.3457 | 0.04742 | 162 | 117 | 34 | 11 |
634 | Spill red wine on the couch and you’ll only have eight lives left. | 1.3456 | 0.05153 | 136 | 98 | 29 | 9 |
635 | Sorry Pickles, I have to practise my post-pandemic social skills. | 1.3456 | 0.05258 | 136 | 102 | 23 | 11 |
636 | So you are a person cat. | 1.3456 | 0.05258 | 136 | 99 | 27 | 10 |
637 | I need to get more beer for the dog. | 1.3455 | 0.04682 | 165 | 119 | 35 | 11 |
638 | My wife is not the issue here. | 1.3453 | 0.05178 | 139 | 101 | 28 | 10 |
639 | You really are a cat man? | 1.3448 | 0.04525 | 145 | 103 | 36 | 6 |
640 | I believe this vintage is from one of your previous lives. | 1.3448 | 0.04418 | 145 | 99 | 42 | 4 |
641 | I see you meant 'Cat Person' literally on your profile | 1.3448 | 0.04798 | 174 | 129 | 30 | 15 |
642 | Here’s to our one millionth follower. | 1.3444 | 0.04616 | 180 | 132 | 34 | 14 |
643 | Glad you're learning to drink outside the box. | 1.3444 | 0.05064 | 151 | 113 | 25 | 13 |
644 | Now that we're settled, I have something to tell you. Work called, and they want me back twice a week. | 1.3444 | 0.05236 | 151 | 113 | 24 | 14 |
645 | I can taste hints of blackberry, oak, and catnip | 1.3444 | 0.04608 | 151 | 106 | 38 | 7 |
646 | I told my friends I'm totally getting some pussy tonight. | 1.3444 | 0.05151 | 151 | 112 | 26 | 13 |
647 | Oh, you're a tom cat? I'm sorry, but I don't roll that way! | 1.3440 | 0.05460 | 125 | 93 | 22 | 10 |
648 | Now that you're comfortable, let's talk about the shedding problem. | 1.3439 | 0.04265 | 189 | 135 | 43 | 11 |
649 | A dish? Guess I wasn’t thinking. | 1.3438 | 0.04890 | 128 | 89 | 34 | 5 |
650 | To life, or should I say lives! | 1.3436 | 0.04554 | 163 | 116 | 38 | 9 |
651 | You know, I'm not just a can opener with legs, and you are so much more than the hairballs you cough up. | 1.3433 | 0.05308 | 134 | 98 | 26 | 10 |
652 | So, pussy.com is just for cats? | 1.3432 | 0.04751 | 169 | 124 | 32 | 13 |
653 | This time, try to keep the tongue out of the glass. | 1.3431 | 0.05225 | 137 | 100 | 27 | 10 |
654 | Do you think this would work better with the seafood feast or the tuna fillet? | 1.3429 | 0.04492 | 175 | 126 | 38 | 11 |
655 | Listen, Buddy…there’s not enough wine in the world to make me a lap cat. | 1.3427 | 0.05354 | 143 | 107 | 23 | 13 |
656 | Tell me you didn't just call it Meowlot. | 1.3425 | 0.04458 | 181 | 131 | 38 | 12 |
657 | OK, now you ask me about my day. | 1.3419 | 0.04617 | 155 | 110 | 37 | 8 |
658 | Talk about coincidence. I was just about to ask YOU to stay off the furniture. | 1.3419 | 0.04966 | 155 | 114 | 29 | 12 |
659 | Don't give me that look. It could have been the Chateaux Nerf Du Pape, but SOMEONE pushed that off the table. | 1.3419 | 0.06209 | 117 | 90 | 14 | 13 |
660 | If you would like to cleanse your palate first, I can offer a hard cheddar or a soft mouse. | 1.3416 | 0.04143 | 161 | 110 | 47 | 4 |
661 | Why yes. It is Gato Negro. | 1.3412 | 0.04801 | 170 | 126 | 30 | 14 |
662 | Eyeing his drink, Fluffy wondered when the cheese board was coming out | 1.3412 | 0.04423 | 170 | 121 | 40 | 9 |
663 | . It's a lovely Cabernet with a hint of fish. | 1.3410 | 0.04372 | 173 | 131 | 31 | 11 |
664 | I have considered adopting you but honestly my life is too busy to deal with another human. | 1.3409 | 0.05250 | 132 | 96 | 27 | 9 |
665 | Hair of the dog? | 1.3407 | 0.04831 | 182 | 138 | 26 | 18 |
666 | You're a little more furry than your picture on Tinder. | 1.3406 | 0.05490 | 138 | 104 | 21 | 13 |
667 | Only alcoholics drink alone. | 1.3404 | 0.05214 | 141 | 104 | 26 | 11 |
668 | I believe this will pair well with the field mouse. | 1.3400 | 0.04808 | 150 | 108 | 33 | 9 |
669 | And later I thought we might share sardines and a nap. | 1.3400 | 0.04714 | 150 | 107 | 35 | 8 |
670 | Cat got your tongue? | 1.3399 | 0.04833 | 153 | 111 | 32 | 10 |
671 | Did you pick up that note of catnip in the nose? | 1.3399 | 0.04833 | 153 | 111 | 32 | 10 |
672 | Would you like to go into the other room and see my scratchings? | 1.3397 | 0.04681 | 156 | 112 | 35 | 9 |
673 | So, would you consider yourself a cat person? | 1.3396 | 0.04622 | 159 | 114 | 36 | 9 |
674 | I know—you like milk better. I heard you the first time. | 1.3393 | 0.04533 | 168 | 124 | 33 | 11 |
675 | Binge Garfield again tonight? | 1.3391 | 0.05368 | 115 | 82 | 27 | 6 |
676 | So Mr Schrodinger, tell me more about this equation | 1.3388 | 0.05696 | 121 | 90 | 21 | 10 |
677 | You don't look at all like your Tinder photo | 1.3387 | 0.05713 | 124 | 93 | 20 | 11 |
678 | While Joe droned on about being born in the Year of the Tiger, Fluffy recalled her mother’s warning about interspecies dating. | 1.3386 | 0.05502 | 127 | 94 | 23 | 10 |
679 | This wine doesn’t have my flea medicine in it, does it? Dennis? | 1.3385 | 0.05411 | 130 | 96 | 24 | 10 |
680 | Sometimes I get the urge to run out of the room really fast. | 1.3382 | 0.05242 | 136 | 100 | 26 | 10 |
681 | So can I pet you yet or are we still social distancing | 1.3381 | 0.04849 | 139 | 99 | 33 | 7 |
682 | Here's to our indifferences | 1.3380 | 0.05182 | 142 | 105 | 26 | 11 |
683 | Trust me, you won't sleep any more than usual. | 1.3379 | 0.05106 | 145 | 107 | 27 | 11 |
684 | I think you'll get to like not drinking it from a saucer | 1.3377 | 0.04781 | 151 | 109 | 33 | 9 |
685 | They were out of catnip. | 1.3377 | 0.04593 | 151 | 114 | 27 | 10 |
686 | The sommelier said it had a mineraly body with notes of yarn and catnip. | 1.3377 | 0.04627 | 154 | 110 | 36 | 8 |
687 | It pairs nicely with mice. | 1.3376 | 0.04743 | 157 | 114 | 33 | 10 |
688 | Hi, my name is Tom. | 1.3376 | 0.04829 | 157 | 115 | 31 | 11 |
689 | Last drink before you go to the shelter. | 1.3374 | 0.04784 | 163 | 120 | 31 | 12 |
690 | Just try it. I'm fresh out of catnip. | 1.3374 | 0.04940 | 163 | 122 | 27 | 14 |
691 | It's been a wonderful two years, but I'm going back to the office tomorrow. | 1.3362 | 0.05865 | 116 | 87 | 19 | 10 |
692 | It's a decent wine and you will love the box. | 1.3360 | 0.05073 | 125 | 89 | 30 | 6 |
693 | You don't look anything like the Profile you Posted..... | 1.3359 | 0.05465 | 128 | 95 | 23 | 10 |
694 | You look different in person. | 1.3359 | 0.05465 | 128 | 95 | 23 | 10 |
695 | I think you're almost ready to fly as an emotional support animal. | 1.3359 | 0.05577 | 128 | 98 | 18 | 12 |
696 | i’m only one glass away from destroying this sofa. | 1.3359 | 0.05465 | 128 | 95 | 23 | 10 |
697 | You've been so distant since the operation. | 1.3359 | 0.04799 | 131 | 92 | 34 | 5 |
698 | I love you, but I don’t like how you walk all over me. | 1.3358 | 0.05291 | 134 | 99 | 25 | 10 |
699 | Maybe you're just not cut out to be man's best friend. | 1.3358 | 0.05209 | 137 | 101 | 26 | 10 |
700 | Just think of it as liquid catnip. | 1.3358 | 0.04999 | 137 | 101 | 27 | 9 |
701 | Whaddaya think of Karen tonight, is she a keeper. | 1.3357 | 0.04821 | 140 | 100 | 33 | 7 |
702 | -So.. tell me everything about the crazy cat lady next door... | 1.3357 | 0.04602 | 140 | 98 | 37 | 5 |
703 | I’m sorry, would you have preferred milk? | 1.3356 | 0.04724 | 149 | 107 | 34 | 8 |
704 | Okay, how about this one? A cat, a dog and a veterinarian walk into a bar. | 1.3355 | 0.04662 | 152 | 109 | 35 | 8 |
705 | No, that’s not just your tongue, it DOES have notes of sandpaper. | 1.3355 | 0.04755 | 152 | 110 | 33 | 9 |
706 | See, for me its a toss up between wine and belly rubs, but I'd love to get a cat's opinion. | 1.3355 | 0.04845 | 152 | 111 | 31 | 10 |
707 | So then I ate some psychedelic mushrooms | 1.3355 | 0.04953 | 155 | 115 | 28 | 12 |
708 | Go on, try it. You only live nine times | 1.3354 | 0.04759 | 164 | 121 | 31 | 12 |
709 | With inflation, this is actually cheaper than your milk | 1.3353 | 0.04716 | 170 | 126 | 31 | 13 |
710 | Hints of cat pee is a description, not an accusation. | 1.3353 | 0.04331 | 170 | 121 | 41 | 8 |
711 | I've got some catnip. | 1.3333 | 0.05040 | 126 | 90 | 30 | 6 |
712 | Yes, I have no life. | 1.3333 | 0.04594 | 180 | 134 | 32 | 14 |
713 | Would you now agree that wine ages better than milk? | 1.3333 | 0.05151 | 135 | 99 | 27 | 9 |
714 | In vino, Felis. | 1.3333 | 0.04818 | 135 | 96 | 33 | 6 |
715 | We need to talk about your next life. | 1.3333 | 0.05198 | 141 | 105 | 25 | 11 |
716 | Well, it’s not exactly the same, but I found wine helped me recover from my vasectomy. | 1.3333 | 0.05634 | 126 | 95 | 20 | 11 |
717 | The litter tray is the third door on the right. | 1.3333 | 0.04876 | 162 | 121 | 28 | 13 |
718 | It was at this moment that Stewart realized he needed to go out more | 1.3333 | 0.05341 | 132 | 98 | 24 | 10 |
719 | It's time for us to have a quiet, rational discussion about what can be scratched and what shouldn't be scratched. | 1.3333 | 0.04889 | 132 | 94 | 32 | 6 |
720 | If you call this a 'meow-lot' one more time I'm going to bed, Dave. | 1.3333 | 0.04999 | 141 | 103 | 29 | 9 |
721 | Are you picking up on a subtle note of yarn? | 1.3333 | 0.04243 | 180 | 129 | 42 | 9 |
722 | I know it is Merlot but it does have notes of catnip. | 1.3333 | 0.04941 | 159 | 119 | 27 | 13 |
723 | Did you actually read the book this month, or are you going to fake it again? | 1.3333 | 0.04828 | 144 | 104 | 32 | 8 |
724 | So you don't want kids? | 1.3333 | 0.04988 | 123 | 87 | 31 | 5 |
725 | You look different from your photo. | 1.3333 | 0.04860 | 159 | 118 | 29 | 12 |
726 | I think you are now old enough to told I am not in fact your biological father | 1.3315 | 0.04762 | 178 | 135 | 27 | 16 |
727 | Let’s drink to your ninth life | 1.3314 | 0.04576 | 169 | 124 | 34 | 11 |
728 | I appreciate your letting me sit on the sofa. | 1.3313 | 0.04220 | 166 | 117 | 43 | 6 |
729 | I’m thinking about getting a dog | 1.3313 | 0.04691 | 163 | 120 | 32 | 11 |
730 | Jesus, I thought she’d never leave. | 1.3313 | 0.04834 | 160 | 119 | 29 | 12 |
731 | Before this goes any further, I want you to know that I’m spayed. | 1.3312 | 0.04642 | 157 | 114 | 34 | 9 |
732 | You'll love it. It's top shelf. | 1.3312 | 0.04553 | 157 | 113 | 36 | 8 |
733 | Crisp, with hints of tuna and rodents. | 1.3312 | 0.04899 | 157 | 117 | 28 | 12 |
734 | I must admit that I didn't expect the dating site to be so literal | 1.3310 | 0.05069 | 142 | 105 | 27 | 10 |
735 | Now let me tell you about my nine lives. | 1.3309 | 0.04938 | 139 | 104 | 26 | 9 |
736 | The most socializing I’ll do post pandemic | 1.3309 | 0.05528 | 136 | 104 | 19 | 13 |
737 | Yes, catnip is much drier.“ | 1.3308 | 0.04859 | 133 | 95 | 32 | 6 |
738 | Now you ask something about me. | 1.3308 | 0.05051 | 130 | 94 | 29 | 7 |
739 | On the other hand, it concentrates the aroma better than a bowl. | 1.3307 | 0.05250 | 127 | 93 | 26 | 8 |
740 | You will love it. Itś a Catbernet Savignon | 1.3307 | 0.04880 | 127 | 90 | 32 | 5 |
741 | It’s “the cat’s out of the bag”, not “half in the bag”. | 1.3306 | 0.05168 | 121 | 87 | 28 | 6 |
742 | I am so glad the world is getting back to normal | 1.3306 | 0.05168 | 121 | 87 | 28 | 6 |
743 | Not your favorite? Well, THAT's a huge surprise. | 1.3305 | 0.05523 | 118 | 87 | 23 | 8 |
744 | It's corduroy. Why do you ask? | 1.3304 | 0.05200 | 115 | 82 | 28 | 5 |
745 | At last, a real cool cat. | 1.3294 | 0.04553 | 170 | 125 | 34 | 11 |
746 | Look, nine life insurance policies is all you need. | 1.3292 | 0.04727 | 161 | 119 | 31 | 11 |
747 | ok, melanie. No judging, no accusing, we’re just friends relaxing. So. Is there ANYTHING you want to share with me about Fido’s disappearance? | 1.3292 | 0.04560 | 161 | 117 | 35 | 9 |
748 | Really, it makes a good pairing with Fancy Feast. | 1.3290 | 0.04766 | 155 | 114 | 31 | 10 |
749 | You’ll like this. It’s from the Catskills. | 1.3290 | 0.04304 | 155 | 116 | 31 | 8 |
750 | It has a catnippy nose with hints of mouse and yarn ball and finishes with cat butt. | 1.3289 | 0.05179 | 152 | 116 | 22 | 14 |
751 | Tom, I think it’s time for you to start going out again. | 1.3289 | 0.04804 | 149 | 109 | 31 | 9 |
752 | I hope this isn’t too forward, but… have you been spayed? | 1.3289 | 0.05168 | 149 | 113 | 23 | 13 |
753 | It pairs well with both tuna and hairballs | 1.3288 | 0.05153 | 146 | 110 | 24 | 12 |
754 | This may be the wine talking, but I think I'll have more wine. | 1.3287 | 0.04940 | 143 | 105 | 29 | 9 |
755 | Come on. I can't be the first to lie on my Tinder profile!" | 1.3287 | 0.04839 | 143 | 104 | 31 | 8 |
756 | I could get you a bowl | 1.3286 | 0.05012 | 140 | 103 | 28 | 9 |
757 | I also love to cuddle. | 1.3280 | 0.05051 | 125 | 90 | 29 | 6 |
758 | I am getting a dog. | 1.3279 | 0.04463 | 183 | 136 | 34 | 13 |
759 | I'm glad you could make it--it's just so hard making friends after college | 1.3277 | 0.05612 | 119 | 89 | 21 | 9 |
760 | I thought you'd like it. It's aloof, sassy and noir! | 1.3276 | 0.04764 | 174 | 132 | 27 | 15 |
761 | This goes well with kibble. | 1.3275 | 0.04530 | 171 | 126 | 34 | 11 |
762 | Wait. No! You're a boy? | 1.3274 | 0.05250 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
763 | Now we can go back to ignoring each other | 1.3274 | 0.04586 | 168 | 124 | 33 | 11 |
764 | So, let's discuss this calmly....WHY are you giving your notice? | 1.3274 | 0.04959 | 168 | 129 | 23 | 16 |
765 | I know that cats sleep 20 hours a day, but you can be socialable during the 4 awake. | 1.3274 | 0.04346 | 168 | 121 | 39 | 8 |
766 | and that,Jason,is why I use your furniture as a scratch post. | 1.3273 | 0.04481 | 165 | 120 | 36 | 9 |
767 | When your online dating profile said that you were a cat-person, I expected something a little different. | 1.3272 | 0.05017 | 162 | 124 | 23 | 15 |
768 | No, the dog is more of a toilet water drinker | 1.3271 | 0.05439 | 107 | 77 | 25 | 5 |
769 | Aroma of catnip with hints of salmon and tuna. | 1.3270 | 0.04593 | 159 | 116 | 34 | 9 |
770 | Really? Another nap? | 1.3269 | 0.04826 | 156 | 116 | 29 | 11 |
771 | A dog walks into a bar… | 1.3269 | 0.04562 | 156 | 113 | 35 | 8 |
772 | A hint of cat's pee on a gooseberry bush... don't you agree? | 1.3268 | 0.04804 | 153 | 113 | 30 | 10 |
773 | Sauvignon blanc, you say? Why does is smell so familiar? | 1.3268 | 0.04527 | 153 | 113 | 32 | 8 |
774 | How about the Chat Noir? | 1.3268 | 0.04804 | 153 | 113 | 30 | 10 |
775 | They say it goes well with mouse. | 1.3262 | 0.04774 | 141 | 102 | 32 | 7 |
776 | But enough about me. | 1.3262 | 0.04879 | 141 | 103 | 30 | 8 |
777 | You know, I'm generally a dog person but I've had a really nice time tonight. | 1.3261 | 0.05360 | 138 | 105 | 21 | 12 |
778 | It’s not you, it’s me. I could never be man’s best friend. | 1.3261 | 0.04502 | 138 | 97 | 37 | 4 |
779 | You’re not noticing the subtle hints of Tuna? | 1.3257 | 0.04381 | 175 | 128 | 37 | 10 |
780 | You don’t look at all like your profile picture. | 1.3257 | 0.04741 | 175 | 133 | 27 | 15 |
781 | Now that mom and the dog are gone. We can finally take our relationship to the next level. | 1.3256 | 0.05297 | 129 | 96 | 24 | 9 |
782 | I couldn't trust the dog not to spill. | 1.3256 | 0.05297 | 129 | 96 | 24 | 9 |
783 | Don’t worry, my dog is out running errands. | 1.3254 | 0.05265 | 126 | 93 | 25 | 8 |
784 | Does this wine make me look like a cat? | 1.3254 | 0.05143 | 126 | 92 | 27 | 7 |
785 | To lives! | 1.3254 | 0.05727 | 126 | 97 | 17 | 12 |
786 | I’ve honestly never been good at landing on my feet, but they say opposites attract. | 1.3254 | 0.05265 | 126 | 93 | 25 | 8 |
787 | Prickly, arrogant, with notes of disdain. Oh, you meant the wine? | 1.3252 | 0.05829 | 123 | 95 | 16 | 12 |
788 | Usually you would drink white with kibble but I thought you'd like this one. | 1.3250 | 0.04482 | 160 | 116 | 36 | 8 |
789 | So, are you a cat person or a dog person? | 1.3250 | 0.04820 | 160 | 120 | 28 | 12 |
790 | It's classier in the glass, but if you'd prefer, I can get you a saucer. | 1.3248 | 0.05268 | 117 | 85 | 26 | 6 |
791 | It pairs well with mice. | 1.3248 | 0.05268 | 117 | 85 | 26 | 6 |
792 | I agree that we’ve been a good support system for one another during the pandemic, but I’m ready to get back to some of the things I enjoy like chasing mice...and my tail. | 1.3248 | 0.05126 | 117 | 84 | 28 | 5 |
793 | I detect mouse with a hint of kitty litter. | 1.3247 | 0.04777 | 154 | 114 | 30 | 10 |
794 | And then they said I can work from home permanently! | 1.3247 | 0.04777 | 154 | 114 | 30 | 10 |
795 | You'll like this one, it has notes of mouse. | 1.3247 | 0.04503 | 154 | 114 | 32 | 8 |
796 | 'So just sip, don't lap it.' | 1.3247 | 0.04951 | 154 | 116 | 26 | 12 |
797 | Would be a perfect pairing with tuna,right? | 1.3247 | 0.04777 | 154 | 114 | 30 | 10 |
798 | I think we should get a kitten. | 1.3246 | 0.05502 | 114 | 84 | 23 | 7 |
799 | Je pense que vous apprécierez les notes de poisson, de poulet et de foie. | 1.3245 | 0.04932 | 151 | 113 | 27 | 11 |
800 | your face is saying it’s less fishy and more fruity than you prefer | 1.3245 | 0.04750 | 151 | 117 | 25 | 9 |
801 | I was expecting a bigger turnout than this | 1.3243 | 0.05093 | 148 | 112 | 24 | 12 |
802 | Nice wine. Cat Fancy gave it four hair balls. | 1.3243 | 0.05002 | 148 | 111 | 26 | 11 |
803 | My last cat hated Merlot. | 1.3241 | 0.04882 | 145 | 107 | 29 | 9 |
804 | You look much different than your Match photo. | 1.3241 | 0.05234 | 108 | 77 | 27 | 4 |
805 | I think it smells like cat pee, but you're the expert | 1.3239 | 0.04850 | 142 | 104 | 30 | 8 |
806 | Good news, Mittens, the firm made 'work from home' permanent! | 1.3239 | 0.04640 | 142 | 102 | 34 | 6 |
807 | I don’t care how expensive the wine is Harvey. It’s still no you’re not petting me. | 1.3239 | 0.05052 | 142 | 106 | 26 | 10 |
808 | I did not read the book either. | 1.3237 | 0.04920 | 139 | 102 | 29 | 8 |
809 | And I like long naps on the beach. | 1.3234 | 0.04097 | 167 | 118 | 44 | 5 |
810 | Is there anything that doesn't make you sleepy? | 1.3233 | 0.05179 | 133 | 99 | 25 | 9 |
811 | It’s so difficult to meet eligible singles with the same, rare neck disorder. | 1.3231 | 0.05147 | 130 | 96 | 26 | 8 |
812 | I’m pretty sure you didn’t have fur in your pictures… | 1.3231 | 0.05030 | 130 | 95 | 28 | 7 |
813 | is this about me using the litter box when you’re brushing your teeth? | 1.3228 | 0.05230 | 127 | 94 | 25 | 8 |
814 | I know i have all these lives but i also try to live in the moment | 1.3228 | 0.05463 | 127 | 96 | 21 | 10 |
815 | It's 5 o'clock somewhere, kitty! | 1.3226 | 0.05316 | 124 | 92 | 24 | 8 |
816 | You have 8 other lives in which you can hate me. | 1.3226 | 0.04662 | 155 | 114 | 32 | 9 |
817 | Of course I want you to remain independent. | 1.3219 | 0.04755 | 146 | 110 | 27 | 9 |
818 | The wine clerk told me this Merlot was the cat's meow. What do you think? | 1.3218 | 0.04464 | 174 | 131 | 31 | 12 |
819 | Make yourself at home, the litter box is in the basement. | 1.3217 | 0.04821 | 143 | 105 | 30 | 8 |
820 | There's also an annual catnip bonus based on the number of rodents caught. | 1.3217 | 0.04821 | 143 | 105 | 30 | 8 |
821 | New world, very expressive, vibrant sardine with a touch of black currents | 1.3217 | 0.04613 | 143 | 103 | 34 | 6 |
822 | So, are you more an Indoor-Cat or an Outdoor-Cat? | 1.3217 | 0.04718 | 143 | 104 | 32 | 7 |
823 | Give it a try! You only live once, right? | 1.3214 | 0.04890 | 140 | 103 | 29 | 8 |
824 | First, I want to apologize for calling you "spoiled." | 1.3212 | 0.04683 | 137 | 101 | 29 | 7 |
825 | Oh, stop worrying about wine making you chubby and enjoy it. I have. | 1.3212 | 0.04626 | 137 | 103 | 27 | 7 |
826 | That’s right, I have opposable thumbs and no whiskers…but I’d prefer not to sit closer to you. Thanks | 1.3212 | 0.05069 | 137 | 102 | 26 | 9 |
827 | This Stanley Tucci show is the only thing on CNN I can handle right now. | 1.3212 | 0.04852 | 137 | 102 | 27 | 8 |
828 | I know, but it’s just that it’s wrong to drink alone” | 1.3211 | 0.05956 | 109 | 83 | 17 | 9 |
829 | I had a feeling I was being catfished. | 1.3209 | 0.05254 | 134 | 101 | 23 | 10 |
830 | ..And then they did a cat scan.. | 1.3208 | 0.05927 | 106 | 80 | 18 | 8 |
831 | I just thought we could break down some of the differences between us and openly discuss hairballs on my bed. | 1.3206 | 0.04998 | 131 | 96 | 28 | 7 |
832 | I thought it time we sat down in a civilised way to discuss your recent behaviour… | 1.3203 | 0.05195 | 128 | 95 | 25 | 8 |
833 | Here's to us both pussy-footing around! | 1.3203 | 0.05539 | 128 | 98 | 19 | 11 |
834 | What do you say we take this to the bedroom? | 1.3203 | 0.05195 | 128 | 95 | 25 | 8 |
835 | You looked taller in your profile picture | 1.3200 | 0.05859 | 125 | 98 | 14 | 13 |
836 | No really, my Persian and I have an open marriage. | 1.3195 | 0.04549 | 169 | 126 | 32 | 11 |
837 | So… your Tinder picture looked kinda different. | 1.3195 | 0.04626 | 169 | 127 | 30 | 12 |
838 | Just this one night, can you act like a normal cat? | 1.3194 | 0.04479 | 144 | 107 | 30 | 7 |
839 | I hope you don't mind the glass. I couldn't get the wine to come out of the faucet in the kitchen. | 1.3191 | 0.05164 | 141 | 107 | 23 | 11 |
840 | I’m sorry — it’s not you, it’s just meow. | 1.3191 | 0.04964 | 141 | 105 | 27 | 9 |
841 | Now… I wanted to discuss your catnip issue… | 1.3190 | 0.05421 | 116 | 86 | 23 | 7 |
842 | I’m surprised you don’t remember the procedure. You were VERY upset. | 1.3190 | 0.05557 | 116 | 87 | 21 | 8 |
843 | Don’t tell Celia I let you drink red wine in the living room. | 1.3188 | 0.04712 | 138 | 100 | 32 | 6 |
844 | Now this is how we treat a sofa, ok? | 1.3188 | 0.05141 | 138 | 104 | 24 | 10 |
845 | Cat people aren't nearly as weird as people say. Isn't that right, Mr. Whiskers? More chardonnay, Mr. Whiskers? | 1.3188 | 0.04823 | 138 | 101 | 30 | 7 |
846 | Mr Chmiaw and Lars both felt anxious with this new territory of socializing, but with Covid, their options were limited. | 1.3188 | 0.04931 | 138 | 102 | 28 | 8 |
847 | It’s called wine. Think of it as liquid catnip. | 1.3188 | 0.04723 | 160 | 120 | 29 | 11 |
848 | What a day. Up at 4:30 to wander aimlessly around the apartment and make strange noises. Laying on the floor in the sun by 9. Eating lunch out of my breakfast bowl at 1. Staring out the window at birds from 3 to 5. And how was your day, Mr. Puss? | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
849 | I know we live together, but I feel like we don’t really hang out anymore. | 1.3186 | 0.05659 | 113 | 85 | 20 | 8 |
850 | Well, sure, everyone embellishes a little on these Dating Apps. No, I'm probably not the very picture of a "Tenderhearted Poet slash Assertive Hard-Body"...but come on...you said you were a "fox." | 1.3185 | 0.05114 | 135 | 101 | 25 | 9 |
851 | Did you even read the book this month? | 1.3185 | 0.05004 | 135 | 100 | 27 | 8 |
852 | This isn’t going to work. I’m allergic to kids. | 1.3185 | 0.05114 | 135 | 101 | 25 | 9 |
853 | I took your advice and grabbed her by the back of the neck. | 1.3182 | 0.05155 | 110 | 79 | 27 | 4 |
854 | …Maybe we should get out more | 1.3182 | 0.04848 | 132 | 96 | 30 | 6 |
855 | No, it’s totally my fault…on the dating app I did say that I just wanted a little pussy. | 1.3179 | 0.04620 | 173 | 131 | 29 | 13 |
856 | The dogs at this party don't know the difference between a merlot and a chardonnay. | 1.3179 | 0.04826 | 151 | 113 | 28 | 10 |
857 | No, really, you’re more than just a pet | 1.3179 | 0.04543 | 151 | 110 | 34 | 7 |
858 | I know this is hard to hear, but we are getting a puppy. | 1.3178 | 0.05042 | 129 | 95 | 27 | 7 |
859 | Try just smelling first, before sipping, knocking it on the floor, and walking away disinterested. | 1.3178 | 0.05042 | 129 | 95 | 27 | 7 |
860 | Just a nip Cat! | 1.3171 | 0.05330 | 123 | 92 | 23 | 8 |
861 | Yes, you can play with the cork if you like. | 1.3171 | 0.05074 | 123 | 90 | 27 | 6 |
862 | Forgive me if I seem nervous- I'm more of a dog person. | 1.3167 | 0.05290 | 120 | 89 | 24 | 7 |
863 | It's an '08 Fancy Feast. | 1.3165 | 0.04901 | 139 | 103 | 28 | 8 |
864 | I’m so glad we’re speaking again. | 1.3162 | 0.04749 | 136 | 99 | 31 | 6 |
865 | So I saw on your instagram that you like to climb. | 1.3162 | 0.04862 | 136 | 100 | 29 | 7 |
866 | I told the landlord you were an emotional support cat, so I figured we should at least play the part. | 1.3162 | 0.04749 | 136 | 99 | 31 | 6 |
867 | So...what's new pussycat? woa-" "Please don't. | 1.3158 | 0.05886 | 114 | 88 | 16 | 10 |
868 | It’s not so bad being domesticated. | 1.3158 | 0.04448 | 133 | 94 | 36 | 3 |
869 | Then she said “you really need to get a social life”…imagine that!! | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
870 | Giving you your heart medication used to be so much easier. | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
871 | So, I hear you want to be in the movies. | 1.3152 | 0.05972 | 92 | 68 | 19 | 5 |
872 | So tell me, how are you feline? | 1.3151 | 0.04836 | 146 | 109 | 28 | 9 |
873 | Am I keeping you up?” | 1.3145 | 0.04562 | 159 | 118 | 32 | 9 |
874 | Let’s hope this leads to heavy petting. | 1.3143 | 0.05373 | 140 | 109 | 18 | 13 |
875 | This could be trouble. I thought the invite was for "cat nip" not "night cap." | 1.3140 | 0.05509 | 121 | 92 | 20 | 9 |
876 | No kidding? Nine wives?! | 1.3140 | 0.05253 | 121 | 90 | 24 | 7 |
877 | First of all, thank you for taking off your shoes at the door. | 1.3140 | 0.05120 | 121 | 89 | 26 | 6 |
878 | It IS refined, but at the end of the day, I still shit in a box. | 1.3139 | 0.04832 | 137 | 101 | 29 | 7 |
879 | And I thought it was just me who found ‘Garfield’ deeply erotic. | 1.3139 | 0.04832 | 137 | 101 | 29 | 7 |
880 | You know,your ex sounds like a dog. | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
881 | I know you’re finicky. What do you think? | 1.3130 | 0.05293 | 115 | 85 | 24 | 6 |
882 | How about we keep this between us for now" | 1.3130 | 0.05093 | 131 | 98 | 25 | 8 |
883 | My first cat never let me sit on the couch, so I was hoping ... " | 1.3130 | 0.05318 | 131 | 100 | 21 | 10 |
884 | It's dense and velvety, like Grandma's curtains, with notes of catnip. | 1.3130 | 0.05207 | 131 | 99 | 23 | 9 |
885 | Believe me. If milk was better, they’d make tasting clubs for it and keep it in cellars. | 1.3130 | 0.04857 | 131 | 96 | 29 | 6 |
886 | We're friends, right? You can tell me what happened to my shoes. | 1.3130 | 0.04976 | 131 | 99 | 24 | 8 |
887 | It pairs well with tuna, trust me. | 1.3129 | 0.04710 | 147 | 109 | 30 | 8 |
888 | Of course you’re old enough to drink. We figure your age in cat years. | 1.3129 | 0.04904 | 147 | 111 | 26 | 10 |
889 | I thought you might like this one's subtle hints of tuna. | 1.3129 | 0.04397 | 163 | 122 | 32 | 9 |
890 | It pairs nicely with the Fancy Feast I've prepared. | 1.3129 | 0.04397 | 163 | 120 | 35 | 8 |
891 | I find your independent nature fascinating....... | 1.3125 | 0.04929 | 128 | 94 | 28 | 6 |
892 | ...with just a hint of mouse. | 1.3125 | 0.05070 | 144 | 110 | 23 | 11 |
893 | Honest, nothing is going to change for us when I go back to the office. | 1.3125 | 0.05234 | 112 | 82 | 25 | 5 |
894 | What’s the matter? You got your tongue? | 1.3125 | 0.05386 | 112 | 83 | 23 | 6 |
895 | Maybe it’s the wine talking, but I feel like we have a connection? | 1.3125 | 0.04566 | 144 | 105 | 33 | 6 |
896 | Now, see! This is how to treat a sofa! | 1.3125 | 0.05173 | 128 | 96 | 24 | 8 |
897 | So much better than those cheap blends they had at the shelter.” | 1.3120 | 0.05257 | 125 | 94 | 23 | 8 |
898 | To put it plainly, this is my last ditch attempt to establish some sort of control over your behavior. | 1.3120 | 0.05133 | 125 | 96 | 21 | 8 |
899 | I don't know how you are going to take this - but I am going back to the office | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
900 | This is my third glass - can I use your litter box? | 1.3116 | 0.05122 | 138 | 105 | 23 | 10 |
901 | You were right. This couch is nice. I can’t wait to claw through the back of it. | 1.3116 | 0.05325 | 138 | 107 | 19 | 12 |
902 | At the shelter, they said you might want a little nip every now and then. | 1.3115 | 0.04950 | 122 | 89 | 28 | 5 |
903 | I'm not upset, I just took 'must love cats' in your profile differently. | 1.3113 | 0.06049 | 106 | 82 | 15 | 9 |
904 | No, I’m sorry, it’s not mouse blood. | 1.3113 | 0.04716 | 151 | 117 | 23 | 11 |
905 | The last two years have been fun, but do you think it’s time you start seeing other… people? | 1.3111 | 0.04872 | 135 | 100 | 28 | 7 |
906 | After sleeping all day, isn't it nice to unwind? | 1.3109 | 0.04884 | 119 | 86 | 29 | 4 |
907 | After countless years of tracking Humpty Dumpty, Detective Kat was about to pounce. | 1.3109 | 0.05937 | 119 | 94 | 13 | 12 |
908 | Please. I can't drink alone any more. | 1.3108 | 0.04378 | 148 | 107 | 36 | 5 |
909 | Here's to ... a Vet-free future. For both of us! | 1.3108 | 0.04378 | 148 | 114 | 27 | 7 |
910 | Once it kicks in, we head straight to the vet, okay? | 1.3107 | 0.06019 | 103 | 79 | 16 | 8 |
911 | Maybe it's just the wine ... but you look great in that catsuit. | 1.3106 | 0.05283 | 132 | 101 | 21 | 10 |
912 | Pinot noir for my chat noir. | 1.3106 | 0.04320 | 132 | 95 | 34 | 3 |
913 | Well to be totally honest, that nine lives thing? It’s not real. | 1.3106 | 0.05060 | 132 | 99 | 25 | 8 |
914 | Which of your nine lives are old enough to drink? | 1.3103 | 0.06802 | 87 | 68 | 11 | 8 |
915 | Looks like it's just us tonight. | 1.3103 | 0.05110 | 116 | 85 | 26 | 5 |
916 | We need to discuss my fee for the cat videos you post, Greg. | 1.3103 | 0.05110 | 116 | 85 | 26 | 5 |
917 | I guess you still don't have your sense of taste back | 1.3101 | 0.04643 | 129 | 93 | 32 | 4 |
918 | A good vintage - not as pretentious as you. | 1.3099 | 0.05114 | 142 | 109 | 22 | 11 |
919 | Plus addiction, my boy. Curiosity plus addiction. | 1.3099 | 0.04915 | 142 | 107 | 26 | 9 |
920 | There's something I've been meaning to tell you: We're getting a dog. | 1.3097 | 0.05491 | 113 | 85 | 21 | 7 |
921 | I haven't seen you since high school. Is your family still in the Exterminator & Pest Control business? | 1.3097 | 0.05633 | 113 | 86 | 19 | 8 |
922 | Relax, I'm sure they'll find their mittens. | 1.3097 | 0.04806 | 155 | 118 | 26 | 11 |
923 | I wanted a dog; a drunk cat will do. | 1.3097 | 0.04444 | 155 | 114 | 34 | 7 |
924 | Mind if I call you Kitty? | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
925 | You must feel that you were the luckiest cat in the cat shelter. | 1.3095 | 0.04709 | 126 | 94 | 27 | 5 |
926 | So you weren’t swiping right, just knocking the phone off the table? | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 95 | 24 | 7 |
927 | I think you’ll find this Zinfandel pairs superbly with the fish. | 1.3095 | 0.04218 | 168 | 125 | 35 | 8 |
928 | Please, spare me the sommelier routine, John. What you know about wine could fit on the tip of my left whisker. | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
929 | I can’t tell you how thrilled I am that you decided to quarantine with me. | 1.3092 | 0.04689 | 152 | 117 | 25 | 10 |
930 | You'll appreciate the nose. | 1.3091 | 0.04679 | 165 | 126 | 27 | 12 |
931 | Have you considered getting a human for companionship? | 1.3091 | 0.05285 | 110 | 81 | 24 | 5 |
932 | You were saying, you had to claw your way to the top? | 1.3091 | 0.05285 | 110 | 81 | 24 | 5 |
933 | Since you shared your dead bird with me, this only seemed fair. | 1.3091 | 0.05592 | 110 | 83 | 20 | 7 |
934 | Cheer up, Kitty, he wasn't worthy of you. You deserve a Tomcat who's not afraid of a committment. | 1.3088 | 0.04841 | 136 | 101 | 28 | 7 |
935 | You can do it; you don’t need a bowl. | 1.3088 | 0.05061 | 136 | 103 | 24 | 9 |
936 | I was hoping that you would appreciate my favorite Mouscatel. | 1.3087 | 0.04557 | 149 | 110 | 32 | 7 |
937 | Clever kitty, red wine does indeed mean we’re not eating fish tonight. | 1.3085 | 0.05665 | 94 | 69 | 21 | 4 |
938 | But this was your favorite vintage yesterday…? | 1.3085 | 0.06422 | 94 | 73 | 13 | 8 |
939 | Are you feeling as bored as I am?" | 1.3084 | 0.05999 | 107 | 83 | 15 | 9 |
940 | What do you mean you're not even curious? | 1.3083 | 0.05265 | 120 | 90 | 23 | 7 |
941 | The pandemic only deepened Fred and Fluffy’s relationship. | 1.3083 | 0.05265 | 120 | 90 | 23 | 7 |
942 | I can't remember the last time we shared this much. | 1.3083 | 0.04912 | 133 | 99 | 27 | 7 |
943 | All this time I thought you only liked beer. | 1.3082 | 0.04457 | 159 | 118 | 33 | 8 |
944 | Eric introduces his first love to his second love. | 1.3077 | 0.05073 | 117 | 86 | 26 | 5 |
945 | Fruity yes…but I can’t agree about the hint of flounder. | 1.3077 | 0.04783 | 143 | 107 | 28 | 8 |
946 | Thanks for coming. Not everyone will break from a long nap just for happy hour with me. | 1.3077 | 0.04865 | 130 | 96 | 28 | 6 |
947 | I also invited the goldfish. I wonder where he is? | 1.3077 | 0.05753 | 117 | 91 | 16 | 10 |
948 | Cheers! Thanks for not whining. | 1.3077 | 0.05073 | 117 | 86 | 26 | 5 |
949 | This is where my last cat used to sit | 1.3072 | 0.04570 | 153 | 114 | 31 | 8 |
950 | It’s not you, it’s meow. | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
951 | I use a photo of my neighbor's cat on the dating app. | 1.3071 | 0.05063 | 127 | 95 | 25 | 7 |
952 | Do you get the chalky terroir of litter and grassy hint of catnip in the afternotes? | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
953 | You know, you don't always have to land on your feet. | 1.3070 | 0.05590 | 114 | 87 | 19 | 8 |
954 | Since you’ve destroyed all of the other furniture, you might as well drink red wine on our new couch | 1.3067 | 0.04550 | 163 | 123 | 30 | 10 |
955 | My working from home has brought us so much closer, don’t you think? | 1.3067 | 0.04432 | 150 | 110 | 34 | 6 |
956 | I know you have misgivings about me posting that video of you online, but it’s gone viral and now I think we need to talk about what’s next with your career…” | 1.3067 | 0.04629 | 150 | 112 | 30 | 8 |
957 | To err is human, and to whine, feline. | 1.3066 | 0.04811 | 137 | 102 | 28 | 7 |
958 | I'd suggest you not to be curious about it | 1.3066 | 0.04698 | 137 | 101 | 30 | 6 |
959 | This should get you ready for the vet. | 1.3066 | 0.04811 | 137 | 102 | 28 | 7 |
960 | Is this little wet spot from you? | 1.3065 | 0.05144 | 124 | 93 | 24 | 7 |
961 | Remember, if I ever make friends again, we’ll likely have to end this tradition. | 1.3063 | 0.04922 | 111 | 80 | 28 | 3 |
962 | She loves us both, but in different ways. Please consider me a friend not a competitor. | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
963 | When you're away, they play all day | 1.3061 | 0.04885 | 147 | 112 | 25 | 10 |
964 | They say this Sauvignon Blanc has notes of cat pee. Thoughts? | 1.3060 | 0.05214 | 134 | 103 | 21 | 10 |
965 | So then you say, “It’s nice to meet you too”. | 1.3058 | 0.05095 | 121 | 90 | 25 | 6 |
966 | It’s Purrgundy! Organic, too! | 1.3057 | 0.04753 | 157 | 120 | 26 | 11 |
967 | We're out of milk, but I think you'll find this keeps you purring. | 1.3056 | 0.04755 | 144 | 108 | 28 | 8 |
968 | No one gets me like you do Mr. Bubbles | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
969 | Here's to letting the cat out of the bag. | 1.3056 | 0.04546 | 144 | 106 | 32 | 6 |
970 | I'm sorry, I find your indifference disheartening. | 1.3053 | 0.05071 | 131 | 99 | 24 | 8 |
971 | It pairs well with salmon. | 1.3053 | 0.04710 | 131 | 96 | 30 | 5 |
972 | This one has full-bodied fruit with a smoky aroma and a hint of mouse at the finish. | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 100 | 23 | 8 |
973 | [Taps couch seductively.] | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
974 | I think we matched becuase of your curiosity and my playfulness. | 1.3051 | 0.05316 | 118 | 89 | 22 | 7 |
975 | LOVE your coat! | 1.3051 | 0.05451 | 118 | 90 | 20 | 8 |
976 | Mary is not coming back, so it's just the two of us now. | 1.3046 | 0.04882 | 151 | 116 | 24 | 11 |
977 | Your shelter photos didn't lie. | 1.3043 | 0.05119 | 115 | 85 | 25 | 5 |
978 | We’re getting a puppy, and you’re getting fixed. Have a great day! | 1.3043 | 0.05306 | 138 | 108 | 18 | 12 |
979 | You're right; I probably shouldn't have used my cat for my profile photo. | 1.3040 | 0.04849 | 125 | 92 | 28 | 5 |
980 | So, I just wanted to just sit down, have a nice glass of wine and maybe talk about your attitude. | 1.3040 | 0.04980 | 125 | 93 | 26 | 6 |
981 | I'm getting a strong nose of catnip with a lingering taste of tuna | 1.3040 | 0.05233 | 125 | 95 | 22 | 8 |
982 | I know, I went Costco because I can't tell the difference either. | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
983 | Usually I don't get along with cat people. | 1.3037 | 0.04962 | 135 | 102 | 25 | 8 |
984 | I’m living my best life and unfortunately this is it. | 1.3037 | 0.05180 | 135 | 104 | 21 | 10 |
985 | I think you will agree this goes great with the tuna I've prepared. | 1.3037 | 0.04734 | 135 | 100 | 29 | 6 |
986 | If anyone asks, you're over 21. | 1.3036 | 0.04886 | 112 | 81 | 28 | 3 |
987 | The label said it pairs lovely with the ratatouille. | 1.3036 | 0.05649 | 112 | 86 | 18 | 8 |
988 | It pairs well with finch, field mouse or leftover kibble. | 1.3034 | 0.05021 | 145 | 112 | 22 | 11 |
989 | I always thought in my next life I wanted to come back as a cat or a dog in a good home. | 1.3032 | 0.04876 | 155 | 122 | 20 | 13 |
990 | Who’s a pretty person? You are, you are! | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 7 |
991 | No it’s not that I don’t like it, I just feel my news merited champagne. | 1.3030 | 0.04680 | 132 | 97 | 30 | 5 |
992 | say i ain't seen the canary today have you | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 7 |
993 | Okay, just this once. Starting tomorrow you’re to stay off the furniture. | 1.3028 | 0.04687 | 142 | 108 | 26 | 8 |
994 | The hint of catnip is very subtle. | 1.3028 | 0.05295 | 109 | 81 | 23 | 5 |
995 | I think you'll find that red wine goes well with hair balls. | 1.3026 | 0.04854 | 152 | 117 | 24 | 11 |
996 | You'll love it. It's aged in old sardine tins. | 1.3026 | 0.04481 | 152 | 113 | 32 | 7 |
997 | The nose is very wet. | 1.3025 | 0.04856 | 119 | 87 | 28 | 4 |
998 | It pairs perfectly with a hairball. | 1.3025 | 0.04473 | 162 | 122 | 31 | 9 |
999 | Don't drink it! Just hold still for the photo | 1.3023 | 0.04485 | 129 | 93 | 33 | 3 |
1000 | Maybe this is just the wine talking, but "Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. | 1.3023 | 0.05116 | 129 | 98 | 23 | 8 |
1001 | Actually, you're not the first cat to take a swipe at me. | 1.3023 | 0.04873 | 129 | 98 | 24 | 7 |
1002 | So... If you were an animal, what animal would you be? | 1.3022 | 0.04752 | 139 | 104 | 28 | 7 |
1003 | Now be honest, do you really feel completely indifferent towards me? | 1.3019 | 0.05555 | 106 | 80 | 20 | 6 |
1004 | What... human got your tongue? | 1.3019 | 0.05390 | 106 | 79 | 22 | 5 |
1005 | This is taking the phrase “You’re never drinking alone when your cat is home” one step further! | 1.3016 | 0.05073 | 126 | 95 | 24 | 7 |
1006 | What? You prefer white? | 1.3016 | 0.05436 | 126 | 98 | 18 | 10 |
1007 | This is what you humans get excited about after work...wine? Pathetic | 1.3016 | 0.04683 | 126 | 92 | 30 | 4 |
1008 | We both said that we preferred cats to dogs. That dating app promised surprises and they delivered on that! | 1.3015 | 0.04931 | 136 | 103 | 25 | 8 |
1009 | To aloofness! | 1.3015 | 0.04467 | 136 | 99 | 33 | 4 |
1010 | ''Remember, one drink for me is like ten of them for you." | 1.3015 | 0.04819 | 136 | 102 | 27 | 7 |
1011 | Have another drink and maybe the idea of getting a dog won't seem so bad. | 1.3015 | 0.04467 | 136 | 99 | 33 | 4 |
1012 | So I know my bedroom is bigger but your bathroom is right here in the living room, so I think we should split the rent 50/50 | 1.3015 | 0.04931 | 136 | 103 | 25 | 8 |
1013 | Meow? Really? That’s all you have to say?! | 1.3012 | 0.04717 | 166 | 129 | 24 | 13 |
1014 | In more ways than one, John was gradually turning into his cat. | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
1015 | The goal is to let it breathe so all of the nuances are allowed to to reveal themselves and then when we drink it we can marvel at its complexities. Otherwise it just tastes like cat p.... - well, you get the idea. | 1.3009 | 0.05010 | 113 | 83 | 26 | 4 |
1016 | Enough about me. How was your day? | 1.3008 | 0.05024 | 123 | 92 | 25 | 6 |
1017 | It’s supposed to make you a little more friendly | 1.3008 | 0.05282 | 123 | 94 | 21 | 8 |
1018 | I'll drink your wine but if you move any closer I will scratch your eyes out. | 1.3008 | 0.05282 | 123 | 94 | 21 | 8 |
1019 | I thought we might have a chat about your box, | 1.3008 | 0.04751 | 123 | 93 | 25 | 5 |
1020 | Actually, I didn't think you could hold your liquor. | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 123 | 95 | 21 | 7 |
1021 | Dating in the time of COVID. | 1.3008 | 0.05117 | 133 | 102 | 22 | 9 |
1022 | So, you don’t like Alsatian wines | 1.3007 | 0.04763 | 143 | 108 | 27 | 8 |
1023 | Sorry, I ran out of milk. | 1.3007 | 0.04552 | 143 | 106 | 31 | 6 |
1024 | It’s so peaceful after the dogs go to sleep. | 1.3007 | 0.04659 | 143 | 107 | 29 | 7 |
1025 | C'mon drink up...don't be a pussy... | 1.3007 | 0.04865 | 143 | 109 | 25 | 9 |
1026 | Are you sure this helps with hairballs? | 1.3007 | 0.04659 | 143 | 107 | 29 | 7 |
1027 | so this is what you do when I'm not home | 1.3007 | 0.04966 | 143 | 110 | 23 | 10 |
1028 | Oh,really? I lick my own too. | 1.3000 | 0.04935 | 140 | 107 | 24 | 9 |
1029 | So anyhow, that is how my third cat died. | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
1030 | I've always admired your flexibility. | 1.3000 | 0.05093 | 110 | 81 | 25 | 4 |
1031 | I hear you’re into hunting and fishing. | 1.3000 | 0.05104 | 120 | 90 | 24 | 6 |
1032 | The correct term is "terroir" not "litter box. | 1.3000 | 0.05239 | 120 | 91 | 22 | 7 |
1033 | Come on,we had catnip last time. | 1.3000 | 0.04963 | 130 | 98 | 25 | 7 |
1034 | We will tell my parents you are Siamese, not Jewish. | 1.3000 | 0.05197 | 130 | 100 | 21 | 9 |
1035 | Let's drink to your stealth! | 1.3000 | 0.05093 | 110 | 81 | 25 | 4 |
1036 | Finally, someone I can talk to. | 1.3000 | 0.04588 | 130 | 95 | 31 | 4 |
1037 | The catnip infusion was just to get you started. | 1.2993 | 0.04570 | 147 | 110 | 30 | 7 |
1038 | So, let’s talk about you! How did you confuse the litter box with my shoes? | 1.2993 | 0.04675 | 137 | 102 | 29 | 6 |
1039 | Well, Kitty Carlisle used to rave about it | 1.2993 | 0.05114 | 137 | 106 | 21 | 10 |
1040 | It's time we got you off catnip. | 1.2992 | 0.04913 | 127 | 95 | 26 | 6 |
1041 | Before this gets too serious I really should get allergy tested. | 1.2992 | 0.04913 | 127 | 95 | 26 | 6 |
1042 | This is nice, but after the pandemic is over, I think we should consider getting separate places. | 1.2992 | 0.04913 | 127 | 95 | 26 | 6 |
1043 | … Château Le Chat. It pairs beautifully with mice. | 1.2991 | 0.04896 | 117 | 86 | 27 | 4 |
1044 | Maybe it's the wine talking, but I think we should start wearing matching outfits. | 1.2991 | 0.05328 | 117 | 89 | 21 | 7 |
1045 | I identify as a cat person now | 1.2990 | 0.05892 | 97 | 74 | 17 | 6 |
1046 | A good pairing with mouse -- or perhaps better with bird? | 1.2986 | 0.04836 | 144 | 110 | 25 | 9 |
1047 | Of course it tastes funny.'You're a cartoon. | 1.2984 | 0.05119 | 124 | 94 | 23 | 7 |
1048 | So I wanted to ask your advice on becoming a YouTube star.” | 1.2984 | 0.04856 | 124 | 92 | 27 | 5 |
1049 | I dunno Felix, but ever since I told her I drink wine with my cat she hasn’t been taking my calls. | 1.2982 | 0.05563 | 114 | 88 | 18 | 8 |
1050 | I’m so glad we finally got a chance to do this. | 1.2981 | 0.05614 | 104 | 79 | 19 | 6 |
1051 | not sure my tongue will reach, but thanks. | 1.2979 | 0.05107 | 141 | 110 | 20 | 11 |
1052 | It's your favorite, pinot meow. | 1.2979 | 0.04585 | 141 | 105 | 30 | 6 |
1053 | Now is this not more sophisticated than drinking out of the toilet? | 1.2979 | 0.04694 | 141 | 106 | 28 | 7 |
1054 | And now I ask you "how was your day?" | 1.2977 | 0.04559 | 131 | 96 | 31 | 4 |
1055 | When I agreed to cat-sit,I didn’t expect to fall in love. | 1.2977 | 0.05048 | 131 | 100 | 23 | 8 |
1056 | When Harry Met Muffy | 1.2975 | 0.05068 | 121 | 93 | 21 | 7 |
1057 | When match.com suggested a date with Kitty, this is not what I expected. | 1.2975 | 0.05585 | 121 | 95 | 16 | 10 |
1058 | I detect notes of tuna, wheatgrass and catnip. | 1.2975 | 0.04642 | 121 | 90 | 27 | 4 |
1059 | And I would agree, dogs are beer. | 1.2975 | 0.05202 | 121 | 92 | 22 | 7 |
1060 | You should finish that glass before you knock it over. | 1.2973 | 0.05665 | 111 | 86 | 17 | 8 |
1061 | Yes, it's more expensive, but it's the only red with that soupçon of Red Boat and hints of catnip and scratching post. | 1.2971 | 0.04759 | 138 | 104 | 27 | 7 |
1062 | I don't believe that people begin to look like their pets. | 1.2971 | 0.04647 | 138 | 103 | 29 | 6 |
1063 | I think I’ve been catfished.” | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
1064 | And to think of all those other kitties drinking from the toilet bowl. | 1.2969 | 0.05126 | 128 | 98 | 22 | 8 |
1065 | Look. I know I wrote in my profile that I am a cat person. I just never expected that you would know so much about Bordeaux. | 1.2969 | 0.04880 | 128 | 99 | 23 | 6 |
1066 | Reds are just easier to clean out of the litter box. I hope you’ll understand. | 1.2969 | 0.05245 | 128 | 99 | 20 | 9 |
1067 | I found it pairs great with fish and hairballs. | 1.2966 | 0.05424 | 118 | 91 | 19 | 8 |
1068 | To Scruffs. | 1.2966 | 0.05150 | 118 | 89 | 23 | 6 |
1069 | So, a hairball walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a highball, and the bartender says, how you gonna keep it down? | 1.2966 | 0.05150 | 118 | 89 | 23 | 6 |
1070 | The message I left on your machine was meant for your mistress. | 1.2966 | 0.04706 | 145 | 110 | 27 | 8 |
1071 | Having just bought you from the pet store, I just thought we could get to know each other first. | 1.2966 | 0.04603 | 145 | 109 | 29 | 7 |
1072 | So Jack, you think you are a cat. | 1.2963 | 0.04940 | 135 | 103 | 24 | 8 |
1073 | Somehow your indifference only adds to your allure. | 1.2963 | 0.04827 | 135 | 102 | 26 | 7 |
1074 | The hint of fish is the right finish! | 1.2963 | 0.05773 | 108 | 84 | 16 | 8 |
1075 | Pinot noir is NOT a black cat joke. | 1.2963 | 0.05622 | 108 | 83 | 18 | 7 |
1076 | Next date, my lap is yours. | 1.2960 | 0.04547 | 125 | 93 | 28 | 4 |
1077 | Another Friday night with Walter had Felix wondering. Had he chosen the life of an alley cat, would he have been more content? | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1078 | It's just what you need, the hair of the dog that bit...what, did I say something wrong? | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
1079 | Then I poisoned his kibble so the house is all yours. | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
1080 | Sorry, we’re all out of milk. | 1.2953 | 0.04416 | 149 | 111 | 32 | 6 |
1081 | What I'm looking for in a relationship is constant cuddling. | 1.2952 | 0.05050 | 105 | 77 | 25 | 3 |
1082 | Let's move this party to the sewing room and I'll show you my yarn ball collection. | 1.2951 | 0.04755 | 122 | 90 | 28 | 4 |
1083 | On Tinder, your name was spelled “KATZ.” | 1.2951 | 0.05294 | 122 | 94 | 20 | 8 |
1084 | I’m so glad we got to know each other better during lockdown.. | 1.2951 | 0.05421 | 122 | 95 | 18 | 9 |
1085 | Hair of the cat will cure that hangover. | 1.2949 | 0.04657 | 156 | 120 | 26 | 10 |
1086 | Drink up, I sprang for the Scotch guard package! | 1.2946 | 0.05327 | 112 | 85 | 21 | 6 |
1087 | Let's drink to it. You're now officially an indoor cat. | 1.2946 | 0.05209 | 129 | 100 | 20 | 9 |
1088 | Here's to escaping the dog eat dog world outside! | 1.2946 | 0.04721 | 129 | 96 | 28 | 5 |
1089 | When will he realize He’s in my spot | 1.2946 | 0.05209 | 129 | 100 | 20 | 9 |
1090 | So… just to get it off my chest, I peed on the carpet this morning | 1.2946 | 0.04848 | 129 | 97 | 26 | 6 |
1091 | Is that a fixed fee or per mouse? | 1.2941 | 0.04681 | 136 | 102 | 28 | 6 |
1092 | I may be your owner but I'm also your friend. | 1.2941 | 0.05250 | 119 | 94 | 18 | 7 |
1093 | I fear I have somehow made you even more disdainful. | 1.2941 | 0.05113 | 119 | 90 | 23 | 6 |
1094 | The purrfect pairing — a cat person and a person cat. | 1.2937 | 0.04530 | 143 | 109 | 27 | 7 |
1095 | Don't think of this an interrogation. I'm just a man asking a cat if said cat scratched the newly delivered dining room table. | 1.2937 | 0.04517 | 126 | 92 | 31 | 3 |
1096 | Relax. She won’t be home for hours | 1.2937 | 0.04790 | 126 | 94 | 27 | 5 |
1097 | I don't appreciate you watching other cats on Instagram" | 1.2937 | 0.04790 | 126 | 94 | 27 | 5 |
1098 | And I was gonna ask her out, but I didn't have the balls to do it -- no offense | 1.2936 | 0.05422 | 109 | 83 | 20 | 6 |
1099 | I think it will pair well with the Fancy Feast. | 1.2933 | 0.04687 | 150 | 115 | 26 | 9 |
1100 | Right: Red for mice and white for Tweetie birds. | 1.2932 | 0.04747 | 133 | 100 | 27 | 6 |
1101 | Do you have any mice on a cracker to go along with this? | 1.2932 | 0.05205 | 133 | 104 | 19 | 10 |
1102 | Shall we move to the love seat? | 1.2931 | 0.05340 | 116 | 89 | 20 | 7 |
1103 | At times like this, in this light, you look like a Siamese. | 1.2931 | 0.05613 | 116 | 91 | 16 | 9 |
1104 | Excellent wine! The cat's whiskers! | 1.2931 | 0.05197 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
1105 | You get very catty when you drink wine" | 1.2931 | 0.05745 | 116 | 92 | 14 | 10 |
1106 | Office Christmas Party: 2020 | 1.2931 | 0.05745 | 116 | 92 | 14 | 10 |
1107 | How 'bout a little nip? | 1.2930 | 0.04264 | 157 | 117 | 34 | 6 |
1108 | Let's drink to necks. | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
1109 | No I didn’t get out much in the pandemic | 1.2929 | 0.05788 | 99 | 76 | 17 | 6 |
1110 | Mouse is an acquired taste. | 1.2929 | 0.04914 | 140 | 108 | 23 | 9 |
1111 | You're right, it does smell like cat pee. | 1.2927 | 0.04656 | 164 | 128 | 24 | 12 |
1112 | You must be so satisfied with your career now that you've caught the laser dot. | 1.2927 | 0.05382 | 123 | 96 | 18 | 9 |
1113 | You will love this Zinfandel with anchovy undertones and a strong tuna finish | 1.2927 | 0.05257 | 123 | 95 | 20 | 8 |
1114 | I thought you were just going in for a facelift… | 1.2927 | 0.04861 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
1115 | It's white with chicken and red with mice. | 1.2925 | 0.05186 | 106 | 79 | 23 | 4 |
1116 | Try sipping. Lapping is reserved for chardonnays. | 1.2925 | 0.05186 | 106 | 79 | 23 | 4 |
1117 | You can really taste the notes of judgment. | 1.2925 | 0.06138 | 106 | 85 | 11 | 10 |
1118 | One more drink and I'll let you touch my belly | 1.2925 | 0.05682 | 106 | 82 | 17 | 7 |
1119 | You can come come over to my place for catnip another night. | 1.2924 | 0.04285 | 171 | 130 | 32 | 9 |
1120 | Well, if we aren’t just the cat’s pajamas. | 1.2923 | 0.04690 | 130 | 97 | 28 | 5 |
1121 | I always knew you weren't an outdoor cat. | 1.2923 | 0.04816 | 130 | 98 | 26 | 6 |
1122 | I just liked the box. | 1.2923 | 0.04816 | 130 | 98 | 26 | 6 |
1123 | Well, Helloooo Kitty! | 1.2920 | 0.05134 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
1124 | So great to be getting back to normal. | 1.2920 | 0.05853 | 113 | 90 | 13 | 10 |
1125 | I meant it when I said Fancy Feast. | 1.2920 | 0.04978 | 113 | 84 | 25 | 4 |
1126 | You know this is more like it. My dog preferred beer in a bowl. | 1.2920 | 0.04535 | 137 | 102 | 30 | 5 |
1127 | Yes, but in all honesty, everything in this place has a slight bouquet of cat urine. | 1.2920 | 0.04986 | 137 | 106 | 22 | 9 |
1128 | Now doesn't this beat catnip? | 1.2917 | 0.04644 | 120 | 88 | 29 | 3 |
1129 | Nice place you have here, Fluffy. | 1.2917 | 0.04714 | 144 | 110 | 26 | 8 |
1130 | I’m so happy I got you in the divorce settlement Morris! Cheers | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1131 | Ok,just relax and tell me what happened. | 1.2917 | 0.04936 | 120 | 90 | 25 | 5 |
1132 | The finicky act is getting old. Just try the wine. | 1.2917 | 0.04936 | 120 | 90 | 25 | 5 |
1133 | Well isn’t this the cat’s meow?! | 1.2917 | 0.04936 | 120 | 90 | 25 | 5 |
1134 | They say it can be great to date your best friend. | 1.2917 | 0.05322 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
1135 | I have to admit, you look nothing like your profile pic. | 1.2917 | 0.05345 | 120 | 95 | 16 | 9 |
1136 | I hope you enjoy the toilet water blend. | 1.2913 | 0.05013 | 127 | 97 | 23 | 7 |
1137 | Which number life are we celebrating? | 1.2913 | 0.04624 | 127 | 94 | 29 | 4 |
1138 | In college, I once dated a dog. | 1.2913 | 0.05955 | 103 | 81 | 14 | 8 |
1139 | I think we need to talk about how you're drinking your lives away. | 1.2913 | 0.05278 | 103 | 77 | 22 | 4 |
1140 | Cheer up, there will be other mice.. | 1.2910 | 0.04596 | 134 | 100 | 29 | 5 |
1141 | I call it meow-rlot. | 1.2910 | 0.04717 | 134 | 105 | 21 | 8 |
1142 | Have you noticed that we’ve started to look alike? | 1.2910 | 0.05383 | 134 | 107 | 15 | 12 |
1143 | Can we talk about litter? | 1.2910 | 0.04949 | 134 | 103 | 23 | 8 |
1144 | I'm feeling a little frisky. | 1.2909 | 0.05059 | 110 | 82 | 24 | 4 |
1145 | Have you any idea which life you're on now? | 1.2909 | 0.05059 | 110 | 82 | 24 | 4 |
1146 | What do you mean, lonely? | 1.2909 | 0.04892 | 110 | 81 | 26 | 3 |
1147 | I’m wondering…could you find it in your heart to be a bit more affectionate? | 1.2909 | 0.05059 | 110 | 82 | 24 | 4 |
1148 | Are you sure this is what Dr. Green meant when she suggested you socialize? | 1.2909 | 0.05379 | 110 | 84 | 20 | 6 |
1149 | Ready for some light petting? | 1.2908 | 0.04562 | 141 | 106 | 29 | 6 |
1150 | If you like it, next time I'll bring out the good stuff. | 1.2906 | 0.05014 | 117 | 88 | 24 | 5 |
1151 | It’s a 1998 Bordeaux with tuna and sardine notes. | 1.2906 | 0.04865 | 117 | 87 | 26 | 4 |
1152 | I've been thinking about inviting another cat over | 1.2903 | 0.04828 | 124 | 93 | 26 | 5 |
1153 | I told you, you can sleep on the bed after the dog dies. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
1154 | I think you’ll like this. We found a dead mouse in the wine barrel. | 1.2903 | 0.05092 | 124 | 95 | 22 | 7 |
1155 | it's nice when we socialize outside of office hours | 1.2903 | 0.04828 | 124 | 95 | 23 | 6 |
1156 | You might want to email the animal shelter a thank-you. | 1.2901 | 0.04905 | 131 | 100 | 24 | 7 |
1157 | There's a hint of litter box in the nose. I thought you'd like that. | 1.2901 | 0.04784 | 131 | 99 | 26 | 6 |
1158 | A couple of more glasses, and yes, I'll get down on all fours. | 1.2901 | 0.05139 | 131 | 102 | 20 | 9 |
1159 | So, you've had how many lives? | 1.2900 | 0.06079 | 100 | 79 | 13 | 8 |
1160 | I normally drink alone, but a man with a cat is almost like being alone. | 1.2899 | 0.04623 | 138 | 104 | 28 | 6 |
1161 | Do you think this red would pair well with mouse? | 1.2899 | 0.04954 | 138 | 107 | 22 | 9 |
1162 | Wouldn't you like to sit just a little closer? | 1.2897 | 0.05940 | 107 | 85 | 13 | 9 |
1163 | I'm so happy that we're both left handed | 1.2897 | 0.05145 | 107 | 80 | 23 | 4 |
1164 | I never wear socks with Sarah | 1.2897 | 0.05145 | 107 | 80 | 23 | 4 |
1165 | I just want you know... I don't see species. | 1.2897 | 0.05790 | 107 | 84 | 15 | 8 |
1166 | It’s full-bodied and earthy with a hint of catnip. | 1.2897 | 0.04685 | 145 | 111 | 26 | 8 |
1167 | So what do you think goes better with mice,red or white? | 1.2895 | 0.04633 | 152 | 117 | 26 | 9 |
1168 | Stop. We are not going to call this a "cat-burnay". | 1.2895 | 0.05246 | 114 | 87 | 21 | 6 |
1169 | So, are we friends again? | 1.2895 | 0.04781 | 114 | 84 | 27 | 3 |
1170 | You're not purring. | 1.2895 | 0.05096 | 114 | 86 | 23 | 5 |
1171 | So, is there a Mrs. Bojangles? | 1.2893 | 0.04758 | 121 | 90 | 27 | 4 |
1172 | I find it has a mousy bouquet with hints of tuna. | 1.2891 | 0.04726 | 128 | 96 | 27 | 5 |
1173 | Your dinner will still be served from a can. | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
1174 | Let’s drink to nine lives. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1175 | No matter how much you try to wine and dine me, I am not agreeing to get a dog, Steve. | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
1176 | Full bodied, with hints of oak, raspberry and dead mouse. | 1.2886 | 0.04596 | 149 | 114 | 27 | 8 |
1177 | Now this is what I mean by cat nip! | 1.2885 | 0.04813 | 156 | 123 | 21 | 12 |
1178 | Ever since you walked past, it’s been nothing but good luck for me. | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
1179 | Curious? | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1180 | Sure, you're an alcoholic and you're about to shred my new sofa, but you're still my Mr. Whiskers | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1181 | I'm glad you can finally unwind after spending the last nine hours curled up on the sunny window sill. | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1182 | Can we just skip over the first 8 lives | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1183 | Now, about your claws. | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1184 | Cats - so you never have to drink alone! | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1185 | Actually, I’m a dog person so this will be interesting. | 1.2881 | 0.04830 | 118 | 88 | 26 | 4 |
1186 | Are you enjoying your Purrgundy? | 1.2881 | 0.05260 | 118 | 91 | 20 | 7 |
1187 | How is it after all this time that I’m just discovering you love Zinfandel? | 1.2880 | 0.05306 | 125 | 98 | 18 | 9 |
1188 | Nothing like a little catnip. | 1.2879 | 0.04873 | 132 | 101 | 24 | 7 |
1189 | So, um, funny icebreaker here. Neither of us seem to have a neck. | 1.2879 | 0.04873 | 132 | 101 | 24 | 7 |
1190 | Well I don't think it tastes like cat piss. | 1.2879 | 0.04753 | 132 | 100 | 26 | 6 |
1191 | So much better than zoom happy hour. | 1.2879 | 0.04629 | 132 | 99 | 28 | 5 |
1192 | Teach me your secret to always landing on your feet. | 1.2879 | 0.04873 | 132 | 101 | 24 | 7 |
1193 | Now you say, "Gee Lloyd, you have excellent taste in Champagne." | 1.2878 | 0.04706 | 139 | 106 | 26 | 7 |
1194 | One glass in, I'm ready for a little cat nap | 1.2878 | 0.05130 | 139 | 110 | 18 | 11 |
1195 | The mouthfeel might be a tad rough but just wait for the sardine finish. | 1.2877 | 0.04657 | 146 | 112 | 26 | 8 |
1196 | My mom set this up. Are you really the cat's meow? | 1.2877 | 0.04952 | 146 | 115 | 20 | 11 |
1197 | So, you weren't lying to me, you were actually cat-fishing me. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1198 | Fido won't be joining us; this is his poker night. | 1.2872 | 0.05978 | 94 | 73 | 15 | 6 |
1199 | Relax. Wine won’t make you sterile. Or feral. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
1200 | Are you out of the bag, or half in it? | 1.2872 | 0.05978 | 94 | 73 | 15 | 6 |
1201 | This is so much fun! You’re such a great listener. We should do this again some time. | 1.2871 | 0.05688 | 101 | 78 | 17 | 6 |
1202 | You don't seem that feral to me. | 1.2870 | 0.05104 | 108 | 81 | 23 | 4 |
1203 | Fido? We're only friends. Man's best friend. Nothing more. | 1.2870 | 0.05104 | 108 | 81 | 23 | 4 |
1204 | So you wanted to talk? | 1.2870 | 0.05104 | 108 | 81 | 23 | 4 |
1205 | I knew you'd like it. It's a mouscatel. | 1.2870 | 0.05206 | 115 | 88 | 21 | 6 |
1206 | It's okay to be on the furniture. Just don't sit like that. | 1.2870 | 0.05057 | 115 | 87 | 23 | 5 |
1207 | I added a bit of catnip to yours. | 1.2870 | 0.05491 | 115 | 90 | 17 | 8 |
1208 | And how does taking a bath make you feel? | 1.2870 | 0.05057 | 115 | 87 | 23 | 5 |
1209 | And to think my friends thought this would be ridiculous. | 1.2869 | 0.04866 | 122 | 92 | 25 | 5 |
1210 | Why, yes, I suppose I do resemble a scratching post. | 1.2869 | 0.05137 | 122 | 94 | 21 | 7 |
1211 | I’m sorry I embarrassed you at the Richman’s,…next time I’ll wear a tie. But did you have to eat their daughters hamster? | 1.2869 | 0.05004 | 122 | 93 | 23 | 6 |
1212 | I saw you stealing poop from my litter box again… | 1.2869 | 0.05267 | 122 | 95 | 19 | 8 |
1213 | you're not like most of the cats I meet | 1.2868 | 0.04946 | 129 | 99 | 23 | 7 |
1214 | I don't miss her as much as I thought I would. | 1.2868 | 0.04694 | 129 | 97 | 27 | 5 |
1215 | So tell me, what is your pet peeve? | 1.2868 | 0.04564 | 129 | 96 | 29 | 4 |
1216 | So...shall we grill the goldfish tonight? | 1.2868 | 0.04822 | 129 | 98 | 25 | 6 |
1217 | I'm getting notes of wet dog. | 1.2868 | 0.04657 | 136 | 103 | 27 | 6 |
1218 | Trust me, they say "cat piss" but really it's the sulfur compounds that give it that smell. | 1.2867 | 0.04720 | 143 | 110 | 25 | 8 |
1219 | Go on, you only live once | 1.2867 | 0.04772 | 143 | 113 | 20 | 10 |
1220 | I thought for a change we could try this instead of the saucers of milk we always have. | 1.2867 | 0.04570 | 150 | 115 | 27 | 8 |
1221 | What do you mean, "I’m not drinking any f**@%# merlot!" | 1.2857 | 0.04827 | 147 | 115 | 22 | 10 |
1222 | So do you like dogs? | 1.2857 | 0.04941 | 119 | 90 | 24 | 5 |
1223 | You don’t have a dog, do you? | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
1224 | It was going great until I told her about all of our conversations. | 1.2857 | 0.05083 | 119 | 91 | 22 | 6 |
1225 | Mmmm. A hint of squirrel with a slight afterthought of mouse. | 1.2857 | 0.04293 | 154 | 116 | 32 | 6 |
1226 | No, no, I don't think having a drink with me undermines your sense of feline mystery. | 1.2857 | 0.05488 | 119 | 94 | 16 | 9 |
1227 | Absolutely. We don't have to use your crate to go to your vet appointment. | 1.2857 | 0.04335 | 140 | 107 | 28 | 5 |
1228 | So, have you got any hobbies? | 1.2857 | 0.05012 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
1229 | Look on the bright side...you lose your job, your apartment, investments go belly up, your partner leaves, yet you still manage to land on your feet. | 1.2857 | 0.04677 | 140 | 107 | 26 | 7 |
1230 | You’ll like the bouquet; it has hints of catnip and a clean litter box. | 1.2857 | 0.04630 | 147 | 113 | 26 | 8 |
1231 | Cheers, Fido's gone for good. | 1.2857 | 0.05533 | 105 | 81 | 18 | 6 |
1232 | This is how i sleep 18 hours a day! | 1.2857 | 0.04424 | 147 | 111 | 30 | 6 |
1233 | Never thought a therapy cat was actually helpful. | 1.2857 | 0.04627 | 126 | 94 | 28 | 4 |
1234 | This Malbec would pair nicely with a field mouse. | 1.2857 | 0.05222 | 119 | 92 | 20 | 7 |
1235 | This would pair well with tuna, chicken liver, or mouse sashimi. | 1.2857 | 0.04600 | 133 | 100 | 28 | 5 |
1236 | Looks like she took my sweater and left you. | 1.2857 | 0.05191 | 105 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
1237 | Don’t expect this every time you bring me a mouse. | 1.2857 | 0.05365 | 105 | 80 | 20 | 5 |
1238 | A hint of kitty litter with a finish of catnip | 1.2857 | 0.04528 | 147 | 115 | 24 | 8 |
1239 | No really. It’s better in a wine glass. | 1.2857 | 0.04941 | 119 | 90 | 24 | 5 |
1240 | Your dating profile said you were “one cool cat” but I didn’t realize that was a literal description. | 1.2857 | 0.05533 | 105 | 81 | 18 | 6 |
1241 | I promise, I won’t move my hand at the last second this time | 1.2857 | 0.04487 | 126 | 101 | 18 | 7 |
1242 | One more and then a catnap! | 1.2848 | 0.04759 | 158 | 125 | 21 | 12 |
1243 | This may be the wine talking, but can I scratch you behind the ears? | 1.2848 | 0.04826 | 151 | 119 | 21 | 11 |
1244 | I want to thank you for being my go-to person during the COVID-19 lockdowns. | 1.2847 | 0.04258 | 144 | 107 | 33 | 4 |
1245 | We should do this more often | 1.2847 | 0.04963 | 137 | 107 | 21 | 9 |
1246 | It would go well with parakeet | 1.2847 | 0.04854 | 137 | 106 | 23 | 8 |
1247 | This is a bonding experience between friends. Similar in nature to the bird heads you leave on my pillow… | 1.2846 | 0.05032 | 130 | 101 | 21 | 8 |
1248 | This is Pinot. You got that? Pee-no? I've been wanting to talk about our litter-box issue. And there's more where this came from. | 1.2846 | 0.04912 | 130 | 100 | 23 | 7 |
1249 | You put the ‘chat’ in chateau, Mademoiselle | 1.2846 | 0.05264 | 130 | 103 | 17 | 10 |
1250 | I won’t tell your mom if you won’t tell my mom. | 1.2846 | 0.04790 | 130 | 99 | 25 | 6 |
1251 | Given your shelter history, I would ask you to sign a prenup. | 1.2846 | 0.05479 | 123 | 98 | 15 | 10 |
1252 | Catfishing | 1.2846 | 0.04692 | 123 | 92 | 27 | 4 |
1253 | You swallow your hair. You can drink wine from a box. | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1254 | I’m sorry, but I really wouldn’t call you a SEX kitten. | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1255 | Well in cat years, you’re 21.” | 1.2844 | 0.05064 | 109 | 82 | 23 | 4 |
1256 | I've made sacrifices for you, too, you know. | 1.2844 | 0.05064 | 109 | 82 | 23 | 4 |
1257 | Don't fret. When lockdown ends the mice will return. | 1.2844 | 0.05229 | 109 | 83 | 21 | 5 |
1258 | Well, what a coincidence. I stay inside, too. | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
1259 | Here's to a happy and healthy nine lives ! | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
1260 | The kittens aren't grateful for anything. | 1.2838 | 0.04292 | 148 | 111 | 32 | 5 |
1261 | You don’t look much like your profile | 1.2838 | 0.04602 | 148 | 114 | 26 | 8 |
1262 | I think we should get a dog. | 1.2837 | 0.04425 | 141 | 106 | 30 | 5 |
1263 | Look, quarantine was two years ago. Maybe it’s time to start meeting PEOPLE again, yeah? | 1.2837 | 0.04965 | 141 | 111 | 20 | 10 |
1264 | You'll like it. It's a catbernet. | 1.2835 | 0.05350 | 127 | 103 | 13 | 11 |
1265 | Maybe you could just embrace your felinity. | 1.2835 | 0.04315 | 127 | 95 | 29 | 3 |
1266 | You looked taller in your profile pic. | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
1267 | There’s nothing like a nice glass of wine with a chaser. | 1.2835 | 0.04860 | 127 | 97 | 24 | 6 |
1268 | While we wait for her to finish primping, tell me what do you do? | 1.2835 | 0.04596 | 127 | 95 | 28 | 4 |
1269 | Well today I mostly scratched the couch and the drapes, so a pretty normal day, how about yourself? | 1.2835 | 0.05111 | 127 | 99 | 20 | 8 |
1270 | My offer of the 'hair of the dog that bit you' wasn't literal, Fluffy . | 1.2833 | 0.05574 | 120 | 96 | 14 | 10 |
1271 | Is this a Sauvignon blanc or did you just pee on the couch? | 1.2833 | 0.05447 | 120 | 95 | 16 | 9 |
1272 | Seriously?? Did you just say ‘here, kitty-kitty’?! | 1.2833 | 0.05046 | 120 | 92 | 22 | 6 |
1273 | My last cat was emotionally unavailable. | 1.2832 | 0.05254 | 113 | 87 | 20 | 6 |
1274 | My wife doesn’t understand me. | 1.2832 | 0.04944 | 113 | 85 | 24 | 4 |
1275 | See? This is how you take your feelings out on a couch. | 1.2830 | 0.05487 | 106 | 82 | 18 | 6 |
1276 | No, I don’t think this red wine will diminish the canned salmon flavor. | 1.2828 | 0.04765 | 145 | 113 | 23 | 9 |
1277 | Now, YOU tell me about your last life? | 1.2828 | 0.04344 | 145 | 109 | 31 | 5 |
1278 | In my fantasy, I get me some pussy. | 1.2824 | 0.04880 | 131 | 101 | 23 | 7 |
1279 | And this is how I enjoy the sofa. Isn't this so much better than clawing it to death? | 1.2824 | 0.04633 | 131 | 99 | 27 | 5 |
1280 | Is this Pinot Meowir? | 1.2824 | 0.04758 | 131 | 100 | 25 | 6 |
1281 | The couch does look cleaner, but the toupee is a bit much. | 1.2823 | 0.05192 | 124 | 97 | 19 | 8 |
1282 | I’d call you a cab but you live here forever now. | 1.2823 | 0.05192 | 124 | 97 | 19 | 8 |
1283 | Sorry,this may be the wine talking,but has anyone ever told you that you look like Humpty Dumpty? | 1.2823 | 0.05065 | 124 | 96 | 21 | 7 |
1284 | I’ve been waiting to get your opinion on the latest T. S. Eliot. | 1.2821 | 0.05543 | 117 | 93 | 15 | 9 |
1285 | I thought it might be nice to talk while Mitzi’s at the groomer. | 1.2821 | 0.04982 | 117 | 89 | 23 | 5 |
1286 | I thought you liked mewlot. | 1.2821 | 0.04982 | 117 | 89 | 23 | 5 |
1287 | Covid restrictions are over,so you need to use the litter box again and drink out of a bowl. | 1.2821 | 0.05408 | 117 | 92 | 17 | 8 |
1288 | I’ve read this is an excellent lapping wine. | 1.2821 | 0.05128 | 117 | 90 | 21 | 6 |
1289 | Wine got your tongue? | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1290 | It’s okay, the dog’s out for the night. | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1291 | It's a Mus-CAT-tel, get it? | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1292 | The guy at the wine store said it was a great pairing for Fancy Feast. | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1293 | How about you, any luck on the caption contest? | 1.2817 | 0.04727 | 142 | 110 | 24 | 8 |
1294 | After dessert do you think she’ll prefer the laser pointer or roomba ride? | 1.2816 | 0.05054 | 103 | 77 | 23 | 3 |
1295 | At moments like this I don’t even think of you as a cat. | 1.2815 | 0.04661 | 135 | 103 | 26 | 6 |
1296 | We don't do this enough. | 1.2812 | 0.04953 | 128 | 99 | 22 | 7 |
1297 | I think you will enjoy this some of the more subtle notes come from a mouse that fell in the vat. | 1.2812 | 0.04565 | 128 | 98 | 25 | 5 |
1298 | Just say ‘meow’ if I’m boring you. | 1.2812 | 0.04698 | 128 | 97 | 26 | 5 |
1299 | I thought we'd stay in tonight, but let me know if you'd rather go out or pace by the door contemplating it. | 1.2812 | 0.04698 | 128 | 97 | 26 | 5 |
1300 | You know Brian, the new scratches on the sofa really give the place a “lived in” feel. | 1.2812 | 0.04953 | 128 | 99 | 22 | 7 |
1301 | Remember last time, when the wine turned *me* into a cat? | 1.2812 | 0.05195 | 128 | 101 | 18 | 9 |
1302 | Come on, if I was trying to do that I would have given you catnip. | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
1303 | I'm feline good. Are you? | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
1304 | And that’s how I met your mother. | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
1305 | It's so refreshing to see a cat out of the bag. Cheers! | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
1306 | Nothin' like a big glass of fish oil to close out the day, eh bud? | 1.2808 | 0.04932 | 146 | 116 | 19 | 11 |
1307 | I think this milk went bad | 1.2807 | 0.05214 | 114 | 88 | 20 | 6 |
1308 | We could stay in again? | 1.2807 | 0.05214 | 114 | 88 | 20 | 6 |
1309 | I’m really glad we’re finally spending some time together. | 1.2807 | 0.05063 | 114 | 87 | 22 | 5 |
1310 | You’ve been so busy. I’ve been so busy. How about we stay in? | 1.2807 | 0.05063 | 114 | 87 | 22 | 5 |
1311 | I never thought my ninth life would be this good. | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1312 | The citrus notes are from the short spring. The full body comes from the iron rich soil. The chocolate notes on the back of the tongue are because I used the vineyard as my litter box. | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1313 | I've found a new best friend. He's a dog. | 1.2804 | 0.04932 | 107 | 80 | 24 | 3 |
1314 | You'll thank me one day, Bella, for giving away all six of them. | 1.2804 | 0.05108 | 107 | 81 | 22 | 4 |
1315 | It’s a real rat race out there. | 1.2804 | 0.05602 | 107 | 84 | 16 | 7 |
1316 | May I call you Kitty? | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
1317 | Relaxed? I'm getting a dog. | 1.2803 | 0.04965 | 132 | 103 | 21 | 8 |
1318 | Feels like we both got catfished. | 1.2803 | 0.04344 | 132 | 98 | 31 | 3 |
1319 | It is actually a Catbernet | 1.2803 | 0.04475 | 132 | 99 | 29 | 4 |
1320 | It's remarkable what you manage to do without an opposable thumb. | 1.2800 | 0.04646 | 150 | 117 | 24 | 9 |
1321 | You know, it’s funny, I’m usually not a cat person. | 1.2800 | 0.04899 | 125 | 96 | 23 | 6 |
1322 | The pizza should be here any minute. | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
1323 | Are you by chance related to Schrödinger’s cat? | 1.2797 | 0.05231 | 118 | 92 | 19 | 7 |
1324 | I’m not trying to get you drunk, but that's a rather expensive cabernet you're not drinking. | 1.2796 | 0.05993 | 93 | 73 | 14 | 6 |
1325 | Full disclosure - my ex is a dog." | 1.2794 | 0.04972 | 136 | 107 | 20 | 9 |
1326 | See? We're not so different after all. | 1.2794 | 0.04390 | 136 | 102 | 30 | 4 |
1327 | It's bold with a hint of catnip. | 1.2793 | 0.05303 | 111 | 86 | 19 | 6 |
1328 | I take it you're an indoor cat? | 1.2793 | 0.05303 | 111 | 86 | 19 | 6 |
1329 | It’s twelve steps to sobriety, but you’re just two from my lap. | 1.2793 | 0.05604 | 111 | 88 | 15 | 8 |
1330 | It’s nice to get away from the rat race. | 1.2793 | 0.05303 | 111 | 86 | 19 | 6 |
1331 | Thanks for the wine but I won't clean your litter box twice a day. | 1.2792 | 0.04171 | 154 | 116 | 33 | 5 |
1332 | This is the tenth bottle of wine I've opened. Maybe you'll like this one. | 1.2792 | 0.04466 | 154 | 122 | 24 | 8 |
1333 | We never get the chance to just unwind and talk. | 1.2791 | 0.04399 | 129 | 96 | 30 | 3 |
1334 | If you'll come closer, I'll say the magic word again and the spell will be lifted. | 1.2791 | 0.05041 | 129 | 101 | 20 | 8 |
1335 | I was hoping you might want to slip into those Louboutin boots a bit later… | 1.2791 | 0.04794 | 129 | 99 | 24 | 6 |
1336 | Call me a wine snob, but I’ll need to call human control if you serve me this crap again, Steve. | 1.2791 | 0.04794 | 129 | 99 | 24 | 6 |
1337 | You seemed to like it when it was in my glass…. | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1338 | Yes, I knew that the dog only drinks white wine when I brought this bottle | 1.2788 | 0.05543 | 104 | 81 | 17 | 6 |
1339 | And one for the hair of the dog that bit ya. | 1.2787 | 0.05239 | 122 | 96 | 18 | 8 |
1340 | Why aren’t you wearing the matching pajama set I got you? | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
1341 | You’re not like the others. | 1.2787 | 0.04836 | 122 | 93 | 24 | 5 |
1342 | Let’s get this family meeting started. | 1.2787 | 0.05109 | 122 | 95 | 20 | 7 |
1343 | I left some string back in the bedroom. | 1.2786 | 0.04869 | 140 | 110 | 21 | 9 |
1344 | So you see, a cat can jump on the furniture in a relaxed and civilized manner. | 1.2786 | 0.04762 | 140 | 109 | 23 | 8 |
1345 | I have to warn you. After two drinks I expect heavy petting. | 1.2786 | 0.04427 | 140 | 106 | 29 | 5 |
1346 | So, how was your day? | 1.2784 | 0.05231 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
1347 | Reason #4 why your cat has diabetes. | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
1348 | So this is your eighth life? | 1.2783 | 0.04197 | 115 | 87 | 26 | 2 |
1349 | So, do you pet on the first date? | 1.2782 | 0.05046 | 133 | 105 | 19 | 9 |
1350 | I only drink Meow-lot. | 1.2782 | 0.05158 | 133 | 106 | 17 | 10 |
1351 | Drink up, you only live once. | 1.2781 | 0.04322 | 151 | 115 | 30 | 6 |
1352 | I'm getting notes of self-pity and obsession | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1353 | Well, no one can say my date is a dog! | 1.2778 | 0.04865 | 126 | 97 | 23 | 6 |
1354 | Nothin like wine and pussy. | 1.2778 | 0.04873 | 144 | 114 | 20 | 10 |
1355 | If you let it breathe, the tuna notes start to come through. | 1.2778 | 0.04669 | 144 | 112 | 24 | 8 |
1356 | I would really prefer a dry chardonnay. | 1.2778 | 0.05556 | 108 | 85 | 16 | 7 |
1357 | After this drink, I need a good night’s sleep. Don’t sit on my face tonight, okay? | 1.2778 | 0.05709 | 108 | 86 | 14 | 8 |
1358 | Don’t worry, I’ll let you knock it over before we go to bed. | 1.2778 | 0.04772 | 144 | 113 | 22 | 9 |
1359 | I swear to god I thought you'd like the mouse. | 1.2774 | 0.04830 | 137 | 107 | 22 | 8 |
1360 | Pairs well with canary. | 1.2773 | 0.05327 | 119 | 94 | 17 | 8 |
1361 | You know, before the ‘60’s this wouldn’t have been possible. | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
1362 | With a dog, you throw it a bone and it's fine. | 1.2773 | 0.05327 | 119 | 94 | 17 | 8 |
1363 | If he brings up Crypto again I’m going to scratch his cornea | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
1364 | Here’s to hair of the dog. | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 96 | 15 | 8 |
1365 | And then she said 'I'm allergic to humans' and that was that. | 1.2773 | 0.04453 | 119 | 88 | 29 | 2 |
1366 | So why don't we talk about your first 8 lives? | 1.2770 | 0.04580 | 148 | 115 | 25 | 8 |
1367 | No, this one does not come with a goldfish. | 1.2769 | 0.04886 | 130 | 101 | 22 | 7 |
1368 | This is a couch. It is for sitting, not scratching. Understood? | 1.2769 | 0.04886 | 130 | 101 | 22 | 7 |
1369 | I think you'll like it. The bottle has a bird on it. | 1.2769 | 0.04505 | 130 | 98 | 28 | 4 |
1370 | you realize I am a cat, don't you?. | 1.2769 | 0.04886 | 130 | 101 | 22 | 7 |
1371 | I don’t really think our height difference will be an issue. | 1.2768 | 0.05107 | 112 | 86 | 21 | 5 |
1372 | I love your neckless. | 1.2768 | 0.05107 | 112 | 86 | 21 | 5 |
1373 | I really thought more people would show up for wine night. | 1.2768 | 0.04947 | 112 | 85 | 23 | 4 |
1374 | I understood two years ago in lockdown but now it’s just awkward | 1.2764 | 0.04661 | 123 | 93 | 26 | 4 |
1375 | Let's take the relationship to the next level... I'm the owner...you're the cat... | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
1376 | Actually, I’m more of a dog person, but sometimes fate intervenes. | 1.2762 | 0.04972 | 105 | 79 | 23 | 3 |
1377 | Do that thing where you lick yourself. | 1.2761 | 0.04543 | 134 | 102 | 27 | 5 |
1378 | There's also fresh mouse under the couch. Please, help yourself. | 1.2761 | 0.04418 | 134 | 101 | 29 | 4 |
1379 | What a day. Are you still working from home? | 1.2761 | 0.04543 | 134 | 102 | 27 | 5 |
1380 | Drinking wine and feeline fine are we? | 1.2759 | 0.04344 | 116 | 85 | 30 | 1 |
1381 | Does this taste like cat piss to you? | 1.2759 | 0.05419 | 116 | 92 | 16 | 8 |
1382 | I like that you allow humans on the couch. | 1.2759 | 0.05135 | 116 | 90 | 20 | 6 |
1383 | So..what’s your sign? | 1.2759 | 0.05279 | 116 | 91 | 18 | 7 |
1384 | I know you're going to take over my apartment, but I still can't put you on the lease. | 1.2759 | 0.05135 | 116 | 90 | 20 | 6 |
1385 | I'm definitely getting notes of honeysuckle and catnip here | 1.2759 | 0.05135 | 116 | 90 | 20 | 6 |
1386 | I'm just saying - if you can hold a wineglass, I think you can keep your asshole off the couch. | 1.2759 | 0.05419 | 116 | 92 | 16 | 8 |
1387 | So, I thought ‘Why not chill out a bit before dealing with the topic of hairballs.’ | 1.2756 | 0.04497 | 127 | 98 | 24 | 5 |
1388 | Yes, after tomorrow, you'll truly be non-binary. | 1.2756 | 0.05205 | 127 | 101 | 17 | 9 |
1389 | I just want to apologize for what I said when the Johnson’s were here. Of course it’s your sofa. | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 2 |
1390 | You had me at ‘whatever.’ | 1.2755 | 0.05762 | 98 | 77 | 15 | 6 |
1391 | Woody, with a hint of urine. | 1.2754 | 0.04456 | 138 | 107 | 25 | 6 |
1392 | I know. It's probably too dry for you, but the finish is perfect! | 1.2752 | 0.04676 | 109 | 81 | 26 | 2 |
1393 | The vet said one glass a day is good for your heart | 1.2752 | 0.05193 | 109 | 84 | 20 | 5 |
1394 | Do you mind if we video this for Youtube? | 1.2750 | 0.04422 | 120 | 89 | 29 | 2 |
1395 | You’re younger than your profile picture. | 1.2750 | 0.05016 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
1396 | Mousy bouquet, don't you think? | 1.2750 | 0.04728 | 120 | 91 | 25 | 4 |
1397 | Is this your first post Covid party as well? | 1.2750 | 0.05288 | 120 | 95 | 17 | 8 |
1398 | This changes it from ‘gray area’ to ‘social’. | 1.2750 | 0.05016 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
1399 | So now that you’re comfortable, I was thinking we could discuss your share of the rent… | 1.2748 | 0.04972 | 131 | 103 | 20 | 8 |
1400 | Who needs friends anyways, right Toby? | 1.2748 | 0.04475 | 131 | 99 | 28 | 4 |
1401 | When you hid my medicine in cheese it was desperate. Hiding it in this it’s creepy | 1.2748 | 0.05089 | 131 | 104 | 18 | 9 |
1402 | I’m glad I started letting you sit on the couch, this is really nice. | 1.2747 | 0.05198 | 91 | 68 | 21 | 2 |
1403 | The review said "aromas of cat pee". What's your expert opinion? | 1.2746 | 0.04486 | 142 | 109 | 27 | 6 |
1404 | Sorry! I’m talking too much. So what have you been up to? | 1.2746 | 0.04596 | 142 | 110 | 25 | 7 |
1405 | How am I the one who gets catfished? | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
1406 | No hurry, but I saw that silly mouse again... | 1.2745 | 0.05771 | 102 | 81 | 14 | 7 |
1407 | You look nothing like your Tinder photo. | 1.2745 | 0.05771 | 102 | 81 | 14 | 7 |
1408 | I'm hoping the Zinfindel will make you less indifferent. | 1.2743 | 0.05221 | 113 | 88 | 19 | 6 |
1409 | He just threw the bird away? You deserve better. | 1.2743 | 0.04575 | 113 | 86 | 24 | 3 |
1410 | I’m sorry, I didn’t know what kind of wine paired best with hairball. | 1.2743 | 0.05370 | 113 | 89 | 17 | 7 |
1411 | OK, I feel like I understand your needs. I’m trying but I am only human, you know. | 1.2742 | 0.04904 | 124 | 96 | 22 | 6 |
1412 | It's a bit weird that neither one of us has a neck. | 1.2742 | 0.05164 | 124 | 98 | 18 | 8 |
1413 | Since they let you out of the bag and you started drinking wine with me again, I've notice that you aren't as aloof as you used to be. | 1.2742 | 0.04336 | 124 | 96 | 24 | 4 |
1414 | The sommelier assured me this was the cat's meow. | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
1415 | I’m really more of a dog person. | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
1416 | And later maybe we could scratch the shit out of the sofa. | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
1417 | So tell me again how you and the owl split the five pound note. | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
1418 | They say it has notes of cat pee on gooseberry bush. | 1.2741 | 0.04867 | 135 | 106 | 21 | 8 |
1419 | This is much nicer with the dog outside. | 1.2740 | 0.04613 | 146 | 114 | 24 | 8 |
1420 | I know this is forward, but would you like to sleep over at the foot of my bed? | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
1421 | I still like the cork better | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
1422 | It's hair of the dog. | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
1423 | It's no cardboard box, but it's home | 1.2736 | 0.05771 | 106 | 85 | 13 | 8 |
1424 | Yes,there is a subtle hint of cat piss | 1.2736 | 0.04931 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
1425 | I am so, so, so glad you came out from under the couch! | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
1426 | There’s a small ball of yarn in my pocket. | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
1427 | Do you detect notes of dead mouse” | 1.2735 | 0.05378 | 117 | 93 | 16 | 8 |
1428 | Mmmm this Purrlot is better than I expected. | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
1429 | Big deal, I can't wear a necklace, you can't wear a leash. | 1.2735 | 0.04481 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
1430 | You know,I was never able to do this with the dog. | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
1431 | I find red makes for a better hairball. | 1.2734 | 0.04309 | 139 | 105 | 30 | 4 |
1432 | I know you’re a cat, but I’m pretty sure cheese on a mouse trap is how you catch a mouse. | 1.2733 | 0.04624 | 150 | 118 | 23 | 9 |
1433 | Hey, there. How about some fur play? | 1.2727 | 0.06203 | 88 | 70 | 12 | 6 |
1434 | Milo, meet Merlot. | 1.2727 | 0.04979 | 121 | 94 | 21 | 6 |
1435 | You look fluffier in your picture. | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
1436 | Oh, l’m sorry. I’m you misunderstood. I said all my friends were “nice”. | 1.2727 | 0.04979 | 121 | 94 | 21 | 6 |
1437 | You know, I used to be such a dog person. | 1.2727 | 0.04446 | 132 | 100 | 28 | 4 |
1438 | Mittens became suspect of the cat sitters intentions #meowtoo | 1.2727 | 0.05710 | 99 | 78 | 15 | 6 |
1439 | I know that, as a human being , I'll never be able to meet your high standards, but I will give it my best. | 1.2727 | 0.05249 | 121 | 96 | 17 | 8 |
1440 | This very same wine cost twice as much at the pet store. | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
1441 | Floral. Notes of catnip. Your turn. | 1.2727 | 0.04446 | 132 | 100 | 28 | 4 |
1442 | I detect notes of salmon, sardine . . . and just a waft of anchovy. You? | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
1443 | So tell me, what do you hate to do for fun? | 1.2727 | 0.04817 | 110 | 83 | 24 | 3 |
1444 | Look, I’m not going to say it’s not going to happen again - your gym bag looks like a litter box. But I promise, no malice was intended | 1.2727 | 0.06203 | 88 | 70 | 12 | 6 |
1445 | My last date didn’t go so well- after one glass they were baying at the moon. | 1.2727 | 0.04839 | 121 | 93 | 23 | 5 |
1446 | …..hearty overtones of Fancy Feast and tuna. | 1.2721 | 0.04482 | 147 | 114 | 26 | 7 |
1447 | Now that the pandemic is subsiding, I'm afraid I'll be spending my happy hour with others now. | 1.2721 | 0.04836 | 136 | 107 | 21 | 8 |
1448 | It's been so long since I have had a house guest this is wonderful! | 1.2721 | 0.04362 | 136 | 103 | 29 | 4 |
1449 | Calling this drink a Catatonic is spot on! I can't move. | 1.2720 | 0.04454 | 125 | 94 | 28 | 3 |
1450 | I’m serving a Catalan wine in your honor. | 1.2720 | 0.04869 | 125 | 97 | 22 | 6 |
1451 | Don't spill a drop. She'll be home after the concert. We won't mention your being on the couch with your bare bum. | 1.2719 | 0.05328 | 114 | 90 | 17 | 7 |
1452 | Trust me, you'll appreciate the white wine with your fish. | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
1453 | To you,my pet. | 1.2719 | 0.04871 | 114 | 87 | 23 | 4 |
1454 | and then she said "you're cat doesn't count as a therapist"... | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
1455 | What are the chances we are both fluent in Swedish? | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
1456 | So, are you fully vaccinated? | 1.2719 | 0.05472 | 114 | 91 | 15 | 8 |
1457 | Alexa, play Taylor Swift. | 1.2719 | 0.05028 | 114 | 88 | 21 | 5 |
1458 | …so anyways, I told my Mom, “no, I don’t think my dating practices have changed any since the Pandemic…” | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
1459 | You know,I canceled the date for you | 1.2718 | 0.05885 | 103 | 83 | 12 | 8 |
1460 | Now pretend you don't live here and you just stopped by for the first time in over two years. | 1.2718 | 0.05552 | 103 | 81 | 16 | 6 |
1461 | Open a bottle with notes of human pee and then let’s see what you think. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
1462 | Enjoying the catbernet? | 1.2715 | 0.04500 | 151 | 118 | 25 | 8 |
1463 | Its earthy, full-bodied tones pair well with mouse. | 1.2715 | 0.04401 | 151 | 120 | 23 | 8 |
1464 | You wanted LITTER? You could have made that a lot clearer before I went out and bought Twitter... | 1.2714 | 0.04950 | 140 | 112 | 18 | 10 |
1465 | Let's just say you left a few things out of your profile. | 1.2713 | 0.04637 | 129 | 99 | 25 | 5 |
1466 | I would never drink alone. | 1.2713 | 0.04766 | 129 | 100 | 23 | 6 |
1467 | Do you often give your cats wine during the first adoption trial? | 1.2712 | 0.05199 | 118 | 93 | 18 | 7 |
1468 | I think you'll enjoy the blatant tuna and chicken notes. | 1.2710 | 0.05069 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
1469 | I'll bet you've had some interesting lives. | 1.2710 | 0.04708 | 107 | 80 | 25 | 2 |
1470 | To a claw free couch. | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
1471 | Do YOU have any problems with “Fetch!”? | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
1472 | Do you ever wonder if you're just living in the opening of a GEICO commercial? | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
1473 | Gosh, a glass of wine turns you so catty. | 1.2708 | 0.04749 | 144 | 114 | 21 | 9 |
1474 | You see, this way I don't have to drink alone. | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
1475 | The only thing that should come in a box is kitty litter, remember that next time. | 1.2708 | 0.06012 | 96 | 77 | 12 | 7 |
1476 | The vintner told me this Syrah is the cat's meow. Let's see if he was right! | 1.2708 | 0.04540 | 144 | 112 | 25 | 7 |
1477 | You don't look like a fan of humannip. | 1.2707 | 0.04417 | 133 | 103 | 25 | 5 |
1478 | It goes nice with mice. | 1.2707 | 0.04286 | 133 | 100 | 30 | 3 |
1479 | Google it. “Cat piss” IS a wine characteristic. | 1.2707 | 0.04668 | 133 | 103 | 24 | 6 |
1480 | Another night in Gay Purry | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
1481 | Kill anything playfully today, honey? | 1.2705 | 0.05079 | 122 | 96 | 19 | 7 |
1482 | I'm sorry to hear about your analyst. Have you tried catnip? | 1.2705 | 0.04804 | 122 | 94 | 23 | 5 |
1483 | It's Abyssinian. | 1.2705 | 0.04804 | 122 | 94 | 23 | 5 |
1484 | It's just us now, Felix. | 1.2705 | 0.05210 | 122 | 97 | 17 | 8 |
1485 | How do you say Cheers! in Persian?” | 1.2703 | 0.04779 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1486 | How do you like your meow-rlot? | 1.2703 | 0.05269 | 111 | 87 | 18 | 6 |
1487 | We must stop meeting like this | 1.2703 | 0.05269 | 111 | 87 | 18 | 6 |
1488 | I like the tuna aftertaste. | 1.2701 | 0.03836 | 174 | 132 | 37 | 5 |
1489 | You're right- it's light-bodied, oaky with an apricot nose and a cat-nippy finish! | 1.2701 | 0.04335 | 137 | 104 | 29 | 4 |
1490 | Did you say nip or nap?? | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1491 | We’ve decided to go with the ceramic cat. | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1492 | Well at least Trump is gone...cheers | 1.2698 | 0.05091 | 126 | 100 | 18 | 8 |
1493 | Do you detect a faint hint of catnip that pairs nicely with canned tuna? | 1.2698 | 0.04835 | 126 | 98 | 22 | 6 |
1494 | Let's share a box. | 1.2698 | 0.04424 | 126 | 95 | 28 | 3 |
1495 | Your saucer didn’t seem right for the occasion. | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
1496 | Albert Schweitzer was correct! | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
1497 | ‘Does this wine make my neck look fat?’ | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
1498 | ...and I made micearoni and cheese for dinner. | 1.2695 | 0.04708 | 141 | 111 | 22 | 8 |
1499 | It’s from the Purrrgundy region. | 1.2695 | 0.04488 | 141 | 109 | 26 | 6 |
1500 | Am I picking up notes of currants or do I need to change the litter box today? | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 83 | 15 | 6 |
1501 | Think of it as hair of the dog | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1502 | Mother was wrong about us. | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
1503 | I have to go back in person on Monday so you’ll have the run of the place | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
1504 | Trust me, it’s better than milk. | 1.2690 | 0.04512 | 145 | 113 | 25 | 7 |
1505 | One more week without a hairball and you get to sit at the table. | 1.2689 | 0.05161 | 119 | 94 | 18 | 7 |
1506 | I have this irresistible urge to pat you. | 1.2689 | 0.05021 | 119 | 93 | 20 | 6 |
1507 | I'm not that kind of cat. | 1.2689 | 0.04253 | 119 | 88 | 30 | 1 |
1508 | I thought you'd like this more than a drive in my car with your head out the window. I 've never had a cat before. | 1.2689 | 0.05297 | 119 | 95 | 16 | 8 |
1509 | I know it's cuddle time, but we really need to talk about the hair balls | 1.2689 | 0.04728 | 119 | 91 | 24 | 4 |
1510 | We’re alone again. | 1.2689 | 0.05021 | 119 | 93 | 20 | 6 |
1511 | Wow, small world....I also have a brother named Tom and he also lives off the alley. | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
1512 | After two years of isolation, it’s nice to finally not socialize with people by choice. | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
1513 | Did not pair well with the fish". "Last time I listen to that sommelier" | 1.2687 | 0.04637 | 134 | 104 | 24 | 6 |
1514 | So take me from the beginning….it was a hot July day….your owners were at the beach, and the milk in your saucer had curdled… | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
1515 | My last cat used to sit here, right beside me. | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
1516 | Mom says I'm too introverted but it's not like I don't know how to have a good time, you know? | 1.2685 | 0.04482 | 108 | 80 | 27 | 1 |
1517 | Yes, it did come out of a box, but I think you're going to be pleasantly surprised. | 1.2685 | 0.05675 | 108 | 87 | 13 | 8 |
1518 | You think your bathroom is gross? | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
1519 | The shelter said I should get to know you. | 1.2683 | 0.04482 | 123 | 93 | 27 | 3 |
1520 | It MIGHT go well with mouse. | 1.2683 | 0.04908 | 123 | 96 | 21 | 6 |
1521 | I'm getting notes of mouse and furball | 1.2683 | 0.04770 | 123 | 95 | 23 | 5 |
1522 | Don't be such a pussy, just try it. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
1523 | And now I'm not drinking alone! That means I couldn't possibly be an alcoholic like Marjorie says I am, right Professor Fluffyboots? | 1.2683 | 0.05042 | 123 | 97 | 19 | 7 |
1524 | I'm getting hints of tuna and liver. You? | 1.2681 | 0.04308 | 138 | 105 | 29 | 4 |
1525 | We need to talk about us. | 1.2681 | 0.04546 | 138 | 107 | 25 | 6 |
1526 | Have you ever considered waxing? | 1.2681 | 0.04883 | 138 | 110 | 19 | 9 |
1527 | Don't think this makes up for getting the puppy. | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
1528 | I'm glad you didn't feel the need to shave your legs on my account. | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
1529 | I’m glad we’re finally doing this. | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
1530 | I made eye contact with her just like you said… And then I knocked her orange juice right off the table! | 1.2679 | 0.05526 | 112 | 90 | 14 | 8 |
1531 | I quite like the wine but find the label Chat Noir somewhat offensive | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
1532 | Before I sign the adoption papers, can we try to cuddle? | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
1533 | I think you’ll agree it pairs perfectly with tuna | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
1534 | At the very end you’ll get a hint of kibble | 1.2677 | 0.05055 | 127 | 101 | 18 | 8 |
1535 | Despite the lack of an opposable thumb, Mitzi felt the date was going quite well.” ” | 1.2677 | 0.04670 | 127 | 98 | 24 | 5 |
1536 | Now, isn’t this better than catting around? | 1.2677 | 0.04670 | 127 | 98 | 24 | 5 |
1537 | Pussy Fuisse | 1.2677 | 0.04670 | 127 | 98 | 24 | 5 |
1538 | The bouquet has notes of catnip. | 1.2677 | 0.04802 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
1539 | Try not to spill this one. | 1.2676 | 0.04347 | 142 | 109 | 28 | 5 |
1540 | It’s such a relief not to drink alone. | 1.2676 | 0.04888 | 142 | 114 | 18 | 10 |
1541 | This is the nicest Chablis you've ever dragged in. | 1.2676 | 0.04784 | 142 | 113 | 20 | 9 |
1542 | I'm not saying "don't lick your asshole". Just don't do it while my parents are here this weekend. That's all I ask. | 1.2673 | 0.05052 | 101 | 77 | 21 | 3 |
1543 | No one else listens to me! | 1.2673 | 0.05430 | 101 | 79 | 17 | 5 |
1544 | I want to discuss controlling the pet population... | 1.2673 | 0.05052 | 101 | 77 | 21 | 3 |
1545 | I think you’re really not giving the dog enough credit. You’ve watched the same true crime documentaries as me: maybe the mailman really IS dangerous. | 1.2673 | 0.05610 | 101 | 80 | 15 | 6 |
1546 | Gerome, I'm sorry to say this to you, but I am ready to see other humans. | 1.2673 | 0.05430 | 101 | 79 | 17 | 5 |
1547 | You identify as a cat real well | 1.2672 | 0.05101 | 116 | 91 | 19 | 6 |
1548 | Cheers! I'm now on the local school board. What did you think of 'Maus'? | 1.2672 | 0.05101 | 116 | 93 | 16 | 7 |
1549 | Wine Spectator opined that this one had “notes of cat pee,” but I wanted your honest opinion. | 1.2672 | 0.04952 | 116 | 90 | 21 | 5 |
1550 | An impertinent little red with notes of catnip: don't you agree? | 1.2672 | 0.05101 | 116 | 91 | 19 | 6 |
1551 | Even nine lives is too short to drink this. | 1.2672 | 0.05387 | 116 | 93 | 15 | 8 |
1552 | You swirl it, releasing the bouquet. The mice come out. Now be sure you offer to play jazz or reggae records! They like that. They sip. You dance. Then you pounce. | 1.2672 | 0.05177 | 131 | 106 | 15 | 10 |
1553 | …with just a hint of fish heads. Do you like it? | 1.2672 | 0.04702 | 131 | 102 | 23 | 6 |
1554 | You look different from your Tinder profile. | 1.2671 | 0.04485 | 146 | 114 | 25 | 7 |
1555 | All this time, I can’t believe I never asked if you liked wine. | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
1556 | Is this your first time swiping right, other than at a ball of yarn? | 1.2667 | 0.04694 | 120 | 92 | 24 | 4 |
1557 | I don't care if it caresses the palate like a Persian cat's tail and has a panther-like intensity: I'm not drinking it. | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
1558 | You’re sitting up, that’s so weird. | 1.2667 | 0.04486 | 135 | 104 | 26 | 5 |
1559 | You may like the undertones of catnip, overlayed with a hint of tuna. | 1.2667 | 0.04504 | 150 | 118 | 24 | 8 |
1560 | It pairs well with tuna. | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
1561 | If you move in, this will be yours to destroy” | 1.2667 | 0.06281 | 90 | 73 | 10 | 7 |
1562 | Come on, just a little nip. | 1.2667 | 0.06079 | 90 | 72 | 12 | 6 |
1563 | I enjoyed the play your people made. Did you ever meet Mr. T.S. Eliot yourself? | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1564 | So… this is new, Chuck. | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
1565 | Thanks for making tonight special. It just felt like we were becoming roommates. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
1566 | To enhance flavour, mice are allowed to nibble the grapes during fermentation | 1.2662 | 0.04958 | 139 | 112 | 17 | 10 |
1567 | Help me and the dog gets blamed for everything. | 1.2661 | 0.05135 | 124 | 99 | 17 | 8 |
1568 | And since we’re being honest now, Eric, I know you THINK it’s funny but I don’t appreciate you telling your friends how old I am in dog years. | 1.2661 | 0.04596 | 124 | 95 | 25 | 4 |
1569 | "I know…and you looked a lot taller in your profile." | 1.2661 | 0.04737 | 124 | 96 | 23 | 5 |
1570 | I know you prefer white, but this is all I had on hand. | 1.2661 | 0.04596 | 124 | 95 | 25 | 4 |
1571 | OK! I'll try to get a drier cab next time! | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
1572 | "First wine then twine just for you." | 1.2661 | 0.05628 | 109 | 88 | 13 | 8 |
1573 | You'll notice the hint of salmon with the undertones of catnip | 1.2661 | 0.04814 | 109 | 83 | 23 | 3 |
1574 | Can you live like there’s no tomorrow when you have 9 lives? | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
1575 | Did you slip catnip into my drink? I think I'm falling in love. | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
1576 | It’s not you, I’m just ready to see other people. | 1.2656 | 0.04769 | 128 | 100 | 22 | 6 |
1577 | …with notes of bird and dead mouse and a curious finish. | 1.2656 | 0.04503 | 128 | 98 | 26 | 4 |
1578 | Sorry, I had to take the goldfish out" | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
1579 | Jellicles: unworthy or just really, really, really misunderstood? | 1.2655 | 0.05336 | 113 | 90 | 16 | 7 |
1580 | It’s not drinking alone if it's with your cat, right? | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
1581 | ‘the dog can never know.´ | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
1582 | I'm sure everyone asks you this, but how excited were you when the Wordle was "purrs"? | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
1583 | It strikes me odd that you get to be naked. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1584 | I totally understand how the term 'catfishing' is offensive. I am just saying that you don't look exactly like your profile picture. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1585 | Well, as you can see, I am completely alive; No thanks to Mr Schrodinger. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1586 | I know you caught the mouse, but you still can't drink until you're two. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1587 | You know I’m just a cat, right? | 1.2653 | 0.04458 | 147 | 115 | 25 | 7 |
1588 | The Nose is a bit off | 1.2652 | 0.04793 | 132 | 104 | 21 | 7 |
1589 | You're allergic to dogs too? How funny. | 1.2650 | 0.05063 | 117 | 92 | 19 | 6 |
1590 | So tell me, How do you really like living here? | 1.2650 | 0.04915 | 117 | 91 | 21 | 5 |
1591 | I think you'll like this one. Note the hint of tuna. | 1.2650 | 0.04763 | 117 | 90 | 23 | 4 |
1592 | Let me slip into something more lickable. | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
1593 | So are you going to drink that, or just spill it on the couch on purpose? | 1.2647 | 0.05383 | 102 | 80 | 17 | 5 |
1594 | Mr. Fluffybutt eyed the garbage merlot, sighed, and again tried to tune out Jerry’s incessant prattling. Oh, how Mr. Fluffybutt loathed these cocktail events. Damn his serotonin-release dependence on Jerry’s praise and high-quality stomach scritches. | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
1595 | After two years of no other human contact, you seem a little upset with me tonight. Perhaps the wrong choice of wine? | 1.2647 | 0.04810 | 136 | 108 | 20 | 8 |
1596 | You don't look a bit like your profile picture! | 1.2647 | 0.05899 | 102 | 83 | 11 | 8 |
1597 | You have to swish it first before you put your paw in it and knock it over. | 1.2647 | 0.05383 | 102 | 80 | 17 | 5 |
1598 | You are much shorter without your boots | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
1599 | I don't mean to stereotype but i've always thought of cats as white wine people. | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
1600 | This is very nice, but I’m still really a dog person! | 1.2647 | 0.04695 | 136 | 107 | 22 | 7 |
1601 | Catmus is a full-bodied wine with hints of anchovy, mouse and intractable aloofness” (@khollna | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
1602 | I spoke to the cat in apartment 4b. Lockdown’s over Gary. You’ve been lying to me. | 1.2647 | 0.04695 | 136 | 107 | 22 | 7 |
1603 | Dogs tend to drink beer. | 1.2645 | 0.04660 | 121 | 93 | 24 | 4 |
1604 | I find it to be quite approachable and unpretentious, unlike you. | 1.2644 | 0.06217 | 87 | 70 | 11 | 6 |
1605 | A cat hair in your glass bothers you? | 1.2642 | 0.05412 | 106 | 84 | 16 | 6 |
1606 | This may be our last glass of the pandemic. | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
1607 | Not exactly the nip I had in mind for you. | 1.2640 | 0.04564 | 125 | 96 | 25 | 4 |
1608 | Would you prefer a saucer instead? | 1.2640 | 0.04420 | 125 | 95 | 27 | 3 |
1609 | You'll like this one. It has an aroma of berries, cedar and yarn. | 1.2640 | 0.04970 | 125 | 99 | 19 | 7 |
1610 | Fur ball got your tongue? | 1.2637 | 0.05813 | 91 | 72 | 14 | 5 |
1611 | So, Garfield, is it? | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
1612 | What are your thoughts on a matching, mid-century modern scratching post? | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
1613 | Google translated that 'meow' as I'll have what you're having... | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
1614 | I’m saving this seat for loneliness. | 1.2636 | 0.05274 | 110 | 87 | 17 | 6 |
1615 | My previous hooman used to keep the good stuff just for himself" | 1.2636 | 0.05582 | 110 | 89 | 13 | 8 |
1616 | This isn’t what I had in mind when I asked for a companion animal. | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
1617 | I’ve got to hand it to you Cat, you’ve done it again with this Sauvignon Blanc. | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
1618 | After the second glass I forget that April is the cruelest month | 1.2636 | 0.04985 | 129 | 103 | 18 | 8 |
1619 | Before sipping swirl the glass and sniff the nose. It has a complex mix of catnip, cat grass and mouse. Don’t you agree? | 1.2636 | 0.04736 | 129 | 101 | 22 | 6 |
1620 | It has a nice floral and catnip finish. | 1.2636 | 0.04607 | 129 | 100 | 24 | 5 |
1621 | I think you’ll approve. It has a jaunty crispness . . . like mice. | 1.2632 | 0.04387 | 133 | 102 | 27 | 4 |
1622 | Oh, I see! It really is cat piss. | 1.2632 | 0.06025 | 95 | 77 | 11 | 7 |
1623 | Let's get real. Neutered or spayed? | 1.2632 | 0.04387 | 133 | 102 | 27 | 4 |
1624 | I know you're not 'broken' but I'm going to have you fixed anyway | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1625 | You seem catatonic tonight. | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1626 | A bit mousy? | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
1627 | Here's to you killing your kidneys while I destroy my liver. | 1.2632 | 0.04994 | 133 | 107 | 17 | 9 |
1628 | No, it's FER-mented not FUR-mented | 1.2632 | 0.04761 | 133 | 105 | 21 | 7 |
1629 | It’s so nice to finally talk to someone who understands | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
1630 | Notes of black cherry? I’m just getting cat hair. | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1631 | The automatic feeder was fine at first, but I need more at this point in my life. | 1.2632 | 0.05011 | 95 | 72 | 21 | 2 |
1632 | Well... the dog's gone. | 1.2628 | 0.04665 | 137 | 108 | 22 | 7 |
1633 | I heard this '16 cabernet pairs nicely with fancy feast | 1.2628 | 0.04665 | 137 | 108 | 22 | 7 |
1634 | But you are not underage in cat years! | 1.2628 | 0.04548 | 137 | 107 | 24 | 6 |
1635 | So, tell me about your day. | 1.2627 | 0.05025 | 118 | 93 | 19 | 6 |
1636 | I don’t know- scratching it still seems better.” | 1.2627 | 0.04878 | 118 | 92 | 21 | 5 |
1637 | That should wet your whiskers. | 1.2627 | 0.05025 | 118 | 93 | 19 | 6 |
1638 | Don’t be such a pussy and drink. This was an expensive Cabernet. | 1.2627 | 0.05440 | 118 | 96 | 13 | 9 |
1639 | So, how do you like the new scratch resistant fabric? | 1.2627 | 0.04572 | 118 | 90 | 25 | 3 |
1640 | And they say a dog is man's best friend. | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
1641 | Did you hear Elon Musk tried to buy Twitter? | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
1642 | Cheers to being single! #crazycatman | 1.2626 | 0.05668 | 99 | 79 | 14 | 6 |
1643 | so how many lives do you have now? | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
1644 | Muffin, in a moment of clarity, realized that Linda was not coming back. | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
1645 | We need to talk about your litter box habits. | 1.2623 | 0.04478 | 122 | 93 | 26 | 3 |
1646 | After all these years, Tony, I never thought that it would be YOU behind the disappearing laser light on the wall... | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
1647 | It's a velvety Meowlot. | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
1648 | Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line. | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 98 | 17 | 7 |
1649 | You know all the noise you make between 2 and 4am? This stuff helps me sleep through it. | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
1650 | Sure it was wrong for me to assume you had an owner.. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
1651 | I dunno, Angie. What do you wanna do? | 1.2621 | 0.05512 | 103 | 82 | 15 | 6 |
1652 | Interesting. I don't like hairballs either. | 1.2621 | 0.05682 | 103 | 83 | 13 | 7 |
1653 | You're rather frisky this evening. | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
1654 | To the dog; he ran away | 1.2619 | 0.05062 | 126 | 101 | 17 | 8 |
1655 | Now that you're here, we really need to talk about the litterbox. | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
1656 | Litter box is just down the hall or I can let you out if you promise to come back | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
1657 | See? After two years of lockdown together, we have truly bonded! | 1.2617 | 0.05839 | 107 | 88 | 10 | 9 |
1658 | In cat years it's a '94 Merlot. | 1.2617 | 0.04849 | 107 | 82 | 22 | 3 |
1659 | ...and they said I would never find my soulmate. | 1.2617 | 0.04849 | 107 | 82 | 22 | 3 |
1660 | I promise. No petting before the third date. | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
1661 | Well this is me socializing. | 1.2615 | 0.04575 | 130 | 101 | 24 | 5 |
1662 | I’m feeling a little naughty tonight, so I substituted catnip for oregano in the lasagna. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1663 | The bottle said it pairs nicely with regurgitated fur and Meow Mix. | 1.2613 | 0.05386 | 111 | 89 | 15 | 7 |
1664 | This wine pairs well with the extra gravy lovers select feast I have in the oven | 1.2613 | 0.05232 | 111 | 88 | 17 | 6 |
1665 | A 1964 Domaine Leroy Musigny Grand Cru. You have exquisite taste, Fluffy. | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1666 | I’m still not paying rent. | 1.2613 | 0.05232 | 111 | 88 | 17 | 6 |
1667 | Snuggles, this is the next level of domestication. | 1.2612 | 0.04609 | 134 | 105 | 23 | 6 |
1668 | It's domestic and I thought, "Who would REALLY appreciate this?" | 1.2612 | 0.04228 | 134 | 102 | 29 | 3 |
1669 | Sit over here and "meow' in my ear. | 1.2612 | 0.04359 | 134 | 103 | 27 | 4 |
1670 | Only 15 more minutes until the bluebird you caught me is done. | 1.2612 | 0.04486 | 134 | 104 | 25 | 5 |
1671 | It's times like these that I thank my lucky stars you are my owner. | 1.2609 | 0.04954 | 115 | 90 | 20 | 5 |
1672 | This would pair well with some tuna. | 1.2609 | 0.04400 | 138 | 107 | 26 | 5 |
1673 | The first thing you should know is that I'm into bondage, but I'm willing to start with some heavy petting. | 1.2606 | 0.04965 | 142 | 116 | 15 | 11 |
1674 | I'm working my way up to a woman. | 1.2605 | 0.05265 | 119 | 96 | 15 | 8 |
1675 | What are your feelings on cat doors? | 1.2605 | 0.04539 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
1676 | I peed on this spot once, too. | 1.2605 | 0.05265 | 119 | 96 | 15 | 8 |
1677 | It's not that I want to see other people...it's just that I'm tired of disposing of rat carcasses." | 1.2605 | 0.04842 | 119 | 93 | 21 | 5 |
1678 | I thought we should drink to you being out of the bag. | 1.2605 | 0.04539 | 119 | 91 | 25 | 3 |
1679 | I hope you like Ratatoulie. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1680 | There's something I have to tell you -- I just bought a dog ... and it's a pit bull! | 1.2603 | 0.04667 | 146 | 119 | 17 | 10 |
1681 | Who says you can't become man's best friend? | 1.2602 | 0.04136 | 123 | 92 | 30 | 1 |
1682 | It’s called Cat Water Nine. Chat Eau Neuf. | 1.2602 | 0.05142 | 123 | 99 | 16 | 8 |
1683 | This wine is from that year you caught a mouse. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
1684 | They say one shouldn't resemble one's glassware, so I got us the ones with necks. | 1.2602 | 0.05142 | 123 | 99 | 16 | 8 |
1685 | Hey there, person deciding the New Yorker caption contest finalists! I know you have a hard job, but you got this! Thank you for everything you do | 1.2600 | 0.05794 | 100 | 81 | 12 | 7 |
1686 | So,Whadya think? Should NATO get involved? | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
1687 | The guy in the wine shop said he thought it tasted a bit 'fishy', ... and ALSO, the price was very reasonable! | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
1688 | This isn’t what I pictured when you said “cat person.” | 1.2600 | 0.05794 | 100 | 81 | 12 | 7 |
1689 | It pairs nicely with dead mice. | 1.2598 | 0.04771 | 127 | 100 | 21 | 6 |
1690 | Lassie called. She's not coming back. | 1.2598 | 0.04501 | 127 | 98 | 25 | 4 |
1691 | Listen, it's only fair you start chipping in for your share of the rent in this housing market. | 1.2598 | 0.04215 | 127 | 98 | 26 | 3 |
1692 | I agree with you about the fruity aftertaste, but I get no hint of catnip or mouse. | 1.2598 | 0.04771 | 127 | 100 | 21 | 6 |
1693 | Would you like to see my scratchings? | 1.2598 | 0.04771 | 127 | 100 | 21 | 6 |
1694 | Laura hasn’t mentioned you before… | 1.2598 | 0.04638 | 127 | 99 | 23 | 5 |
1695 | Working remotely means never missing happy hour | 1.2598 | 0.04360 | 127 | 97 | 27 | 3 |
1696 | I'm told it's the perfect complement to any small rodent. | 1.2596 | 0.04926 | 104 | 80 | 21 | 3 |
1697 | Your profile said you like to snuggle. | 1.2596 | 0.05465 | 104 | 83 | 15 | 6 |
1698 | I think you'll find quiet notes of tuna in this '06. | 1.2596 | 0.04926 | 104 | 80 | 21 | 3 |
1699 | … so… I guess what I’m trying to say is… it was actually YOU who rescued ME. | 1.2596 | 0.05465 | 104 | 83 | 15 | 6 |
1700 | My first match treated me like a dog... | 1.2595 | 0.04796 | 131 | 104 | 20 | 7 |
1701 | She'll come around. She's just having a hard time adjusting to an empty litter box. | 1.2593 | 0.05323 | 108 | 86 | 16 | 6 |
1702 | Sorry, I'm all out of goldfish | 1.2593 | 0.04579 | 135 | 106 | 23 | 6 |
1703 | Since his cat was a bit grumpy when being cuddled, he tried a different approach. | 1.2593 | 0.04627 | 108 | 82 | 24 | 2 |
1704 | It's a full-bodied red, with a hint of hairball. | 1.2593 | 0.04579 | 135 | 106 | 23 | 6 |
1705 | You look exactly like your online photo. | 1.2593 | 0.04579 | 135 | 106 | 23 | 6 |
1706 | I'm not like the other pet owners | 1.2593 | 0.04987 | 108 | 84 | 20 | 4 |
1707 | This pairs well with Purina | 1.2593 | 0.05158 | 108 | 85 | 18 | 5 |
1708 | Before we go any further, this is my couch, Steve. | 1.2593 | 0.04579 | 135 | 106 | 23 | 6 |
1709 | My other pets were rather judgemental of my day drinking. | 1.2593 | 0.05158 | 108 | 85 | 18 | 5 |
1710 | What do you get if you win? | 1.2593 | 0.04987 | 108 | 84 | 20 | 4 |
1711 | C'mon, we don't have to social distance when we drink anymore. | 1.2593 | 0.05158 | 108 | 85 | 18 | 5 |
1712 | It's a tempting offer, but I've got to get up early for my morning nap | 1.2593 | 0.05323 | 108 | 86 | 16 | 6 |
1713 | I always knew I was a cat man. | 1.2590 | 0.04373 | 139 | 108 | 26 | 5 |
1714 | This cabernet got 5 meows from PetSmart. | 1.2590 | 0.04717 | 139 | 111 | 20 | 8 |
1715 | I detect hints of tuna | 1.2590 | 0.04717 | 139 | 111 | 20 | 8 |
1716 | It nice to finally meet someone who isn’t crazy. | 1.2589 | 0.05190 | 112 | 89 | 17 | 6 |
1717 | My brother-in-law is a cat. | 1.2589 | 0.05190 | 112 | 89 | 17 | 6 |
1718 | do you want to talk about fluffy? | 1.2589 | 0.05033 | 112 | 88 | 19 | 5 |
1719 | Here, sit beside me my pet. | 1.2589 | 0.05636 | 112 | 92 | 11 | 9 |
1720 | Forgive me for saying so, but you looked a little younger in your profile pic. | 1.2589 | 0.04871 | 112 | 87 | 21 | 4 |
1721 | It has notes of mouse tail blossoming in a full-throated feathery finish. | 1.2589 | 0.05190 | 112 | 89 | 17 | 6 |
1722 | Tigger, would you like some goldfish snacks? | 1.2589 | 0.04702 | 112 | 86 | 23 | 3 |
1723 | It has a hint of salmon with afternotes of sardine. | 1.2589 | 0.05492 | 112 | 91 | 13 | 8 |
1724 | This will loosen you up for today's Tik Tok performance. | 1.2589 | 0.05190 | 112 | 89 | 17 | 6 |
1725 | Are you sure this isn’t dogs pee? | 1.2589 | 0.04871 | 112 | 87 | 21 | 4 |
1726 | Sorry, I thought you preferred the Purrgundy over the Pinot Meow. | 1.2587 | 0.04625 | 143 | 114 | 21 | 8 |
1727 | No petting allowed. | 1.2586 | 0.04916 | 116 | 91 | 20 | 5 |
1728 | This should pair well with your grilled seafood in gravy. | 1.2586 | 0.04435 | 116 | 88 | 26 | 2 |
1729 | Dating apps tend to disappoint, but at least you look like your photos” | 1.2586 | 0.05066 | 116 | 92 | 18 | 6 |
1730 | Oh really Jerry, YOU’VE had a stressful day? | 1.2586 | 0.04601 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
1731 | And that’s how I lost my 4th life. | 1.2585 | 0.04218 | 147 | 114 | 28 | 5 |
1732 | I realize this changes everything. What shall we do about the litter box? | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
1733 | Let's do this more often." | 1.2583 | 0.05225 | 120 | 97 | 15 | 8 |
1734 | This one is so good you'll want to learn how to open bottles yourself | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
1735 | I would recommend you pair this dessert wine with a chocolate mouse. | 1.2583 | 0.05090 | 120 | 96 | 17 | 7 |
1736 | Much more satisfying than scratching the furniture, don't you think? | 1.2583 | 0.05090 | 120 | 96 | 17 | 7 |
1737 | What shall we talk about? | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
1738 | I've had the best first date ever and your dinner was delicious! now excuse me while I use your litter box. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
1739 | Its ok but I prefer Mousecatel. | 1.2581 | 0.04841 | 124 | 98 | 20 | 6 |
1740 | I am still not letting you sleep on my pillow | 1.2581 | 0.04562 | 124 | 96 | 24 | 4 |
1741 | I think I picked the wrong category on my dating app. | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1742 | As my emotional support animal, you HAVE to drink with me, Mr. Whiskers. | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
1743 | As if being domestic weren’t enough, now they expect us to be civilized, too. | 1.2581 | 0.04562 | 124 | 96 | 24 | 4 |
1744 | He looks totally different to his tinder pictures | 1.2578 | 0.04606 | 128 | 103 | 19 | 6 |
1745 | The other cats in the neighborhood call you Humpty Dumpty | 1.2578 | 0.04866 | 128 | 102 | 19 | 7 |
1746 | How amazing! Neither of us has a neck. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
1747 | All this wine is going straight to my neck. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1748 | It has a nice tuna finish. | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
1749 | What you have there is the Cat’s Eye | 1.2574 | 0.04804 | 101 | 77 | 22 | 2 |
1750 | If you were a dog we'd drink hard liquor. | 1.2574 | 0.04804 | 101 | 77 | 22 | 2 |
1751 | Think of it as a mouse smoothie with a kick. | 1.2574 | 0.05743 | 101 | 82 | 12 | 7 |
1752 | Much like catnip | 1.2574 | 0.04174 | 136 | 104 | 29 | 3 |
1753 | You seemed so much taller on line. | 1.2571 | 0.05585 | 105 | 85 | 13 | 7 |
1754 | I told you the chianti is better! | 1.2571 | 0.05069 | 105 | 82 | 19 | 4 |
1755 | So how do I compare to your owner in life #5? | 1.2571 | 0.05069 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1756 | You should have known those pictures would wind up on the internet. | 1.2571 | 0.04885 | 105 | 81 | 21 | 3 |
1757 | Do you think people can tell we’re a pandemic couple? | 1.2571 | 0.05585 | 105 | 85 | 13 | 7 |
1758 | You should remove your cat from your profile picture. | 1.2571 | 0.04885 | 105 | 81 | 21 | 3 |
1759 | Do you like smooth jazz? | 1.2569 | 0.05116 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
1760 | Thanks for asking meowt. | 1.2569 | 0.05279 | 109 | 87 | 16 | 6 |
1761 | Your feline wisdom outstrips any of my primate friends! | 1.2569 | 0.04591 | 109 | 83 | 24 | 2 |
1762 | I'm glad we're talking again. | 1.2569 | 0.04402 | 109 | 82 | 26 | 1 |
1763 | So we are out of catnip again larry? | 1.2569 | 0.05116 | 109 | 88 | 15 | 6 |
1764 | Isn't this better then milk? | 1.2569 | 0.05116 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
1765 | The wine store guy says it’s the cat’s merlot. | 1.2569 | 0.05438 | 109 | 88 | 14 | 7 |
1766 | After work drinks with coworkers in 2022 | 1.2569 | 0.05116 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
1767 | Are you getting the floral earthy notes? | 1.2568 | 0.04301 | 148 | 116 | 26 | 6 |
1768 | A nice red wine, aged for at least four of your lives. | 1.2566 | 0.05149 | 113 | 90 | 17 | 6 |
1769 | Thought you'd like a highball instead of your usual hairball. | 1.2566 | 0.04666 | 113 | 87 | 23 | 3 |
1770 | Should I serve red or white with mice? | 1.2566 | 0.04993 | 113 | 92 | 15 | 6 |
1771 | I'm an introvert myself. | 1.2566 | 0.04666 | 113 | 87 | 23 | 3 |
1772 | It's just wine, after all! | 1.2566 | 0.04666 | 113 | 87 | 23 | 3 |
1773 | Am I /really/ talking to a cat about the current geopolitical climate? | 1.2566 | 0.05149 | 113 | 90 | 17 | 6 |
1774 | Wine on a Tuesday at lunch? Work from home really has changed things | 1.2566 | 0.04993 | 113 | 89 | 19 | 5 |
1775 | I'm on life number 9. Cheers, Allen! | 1.2566 | 0.04666 | 113 | 89 | 20 | 4 |
1776 | Sorry it's not wet enough. The dog drank all the Vermouth again | 1.2564 | 0.04403 | 117 | 92 | 22 | 3 |
1777 | You could at least pretend that you like it. | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 94 | 18 | 5 |
1778 | With the dog off to bed early, the human and the cat realized that they no longer had anything to complain about | 1.2563 | 0.04543 | 160 | 130 | 19 | 11 |
1779 | You know, I can shed too. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1780 | You’ve never had wine before? We’re even. I never dated a Burmese shorthair before. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1781 | I thought you might enjoy its oaky aroma with hints of raspberry, chocolate, and tuna. | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
1782 | I think you know why there’s no table. | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
1783 | Can you taste the undertones of Tuna? | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1784 | It's a naive domestic tuna juice without gill-net catches, but I assume you'll be amused by its promotion. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1785 | Some people drink alone each night, but not me. | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
1786 | Try a glass of my new investment, I call it Wine Lives. | 1.2562 | 0.05052 | 121 | 97 | 17 | 7 |
1787 | Mmmm...this is the cat's meow. | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
1788 | 'Human blood' is not an appropriate tasting note for you to be recognizing, Timmy. | 1.2562 | 0.05052 | 121 | 97 | 17 | 7 |
1789 | Still grumpy? | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
1790 | How do you like the new cat litter? It's recommended by Gwyneth Paltrow. | 1.2560 | 0.05068 | 125 | 101 | 16 | 8 |
1791 | You should see my sock-drawer. | 1.2560 | 0.04806 | 125 | 99 | 20 | 6 |
1792 | I'm finally over Barky and so glad we met! | 1.2558 | 0.04705 | 129 | 102 | 21 | 6 |
1793 | If you tell Rover and his friends about this, I'll scratch you to death. | 1.2558 | 0.04575 | 129 | 101 | 23 | 5 |
1794 | I know you’re probably nervous because someone told you I’m just trying to “get pussy”, but it’s not like that. | 1.2558 | 0.04575 | 129 | 106 | 16 | 7 |
1795 | Your choice was purrfect. | 1.2558 | 0.04011 | 129 | 97 | 31 | 1 |
1796 | It's called merlot. I think you'll find it's a lot better than a saucer of milk. | 1.2556 | 0.04610 | 133 | 105 | 22 | 6 |
1797 | I know by your expression you like the wine. | 1.2556 | 0.04485 | 133 | 104 | 24 | 5 |
1798 | We ran out of cream...and bowls... | 1.2556 | 0.04610 | 133 | 105 | 22 | 6 |
1799 | It pairs well with catnip. | 1.2556 | 0.04223 | 133 | 102 | 28 | 3 |
1800 | I need to tell you that I'm really a dog person. | 1.2556 | 0.04610 | 133 | 105 | 22 | 6 |
1801 | Sure, it might have legs, but I bet it won’t land upright if I drop it. | 1.2556 | 0.06430 | 90 | 75 | 7 | 8 |
1802 | I don't allow petting on the first date. | 1.2555 | 0.04399 | 137 | 107 | 25 | 5 |
1803 | Actually, my last cat was more of a beer drinker | 1.2555 | 0.04148 | 137 | 105 | 29 | 3 |
1804 | You’re less like a cat than I thought. I’m sorry it’s taken me this long to notice. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
1805 | Notes of citrus and camomile, but just that hint of catnip without driving you insane is what makes it special. | 1.2552 | 0.04353 | 145 | 114 | 25 | 6 |
1806 | Well I have a hard enough time processing one life and can't imagine what you're going through. | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
1807 | Isn't this more elegant than lapping from a saucer? | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
1808 | We don’t actually have nine lives you know. | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
1809 | Come a little closer, I won’t scratch! | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
1810 | I’m sorry I clogged the litter box. | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
1811 | I've doubled up on my Allegra. It's ok, come sit closer. | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
1812 | Next we'll learn how to pair cheeses | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
1813 | Put some hair on the what? | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
1814 | Thank you for joining me for a little nip before dinner . | 1.2547 | 0.04655 | 106 | 81 | 23 | 2 |
1815 | Skooch over and cuddle! | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
1816 | Do I look like a cat? | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
1817 | Don't drink too much. You might start throwing up everywhere. | 1.2547 | 0.05697 | 106 | 87 | 11 | 8 |
1818 | And to think, before we met, I was a dog person. | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
1819 | It’s water from the goldfish bowl. | 1.2545 | 0.05236 | 110 | 88 | 16 | 6 |
1820 | Tomorrow I'll teach you how to mix a Martini" | 1.2545 | 0.04555 | 110 | 84 | 24 | 2 |
1821 | Would you care to see my...itchings? | 1.2545 | 0.04734 | 110 | 85 | 22 | 3 |
1822 | It tastes better when we age it in cat years, don't you think? | 1.2545 | 0.05074 | 110 | 87 | 18 | 5 |
1823 | So you’re still not up for shooting a video? | 1.2544 | 0.04955 | 114 | 90 | 19 | 5 |
1824 | Red, red wine make you feel feline? | 1.2544 | 0.04795 | 114 | 89 | 21 | 4 |
1825 | AAH...nothing like hair of the dog. | 1.2544 | 0.04795 | 114 | 94 | 15 | 5 |
1826 | Swirl, sniff, taste, then either purr or hiss. | 1.2544 | 0.05109 | 114 | 91 | 17 | 6 |
1827 | You're a little different than your profile picture. | 1.2544 | 0.04955 | 114 | 90 | 19 | 5 |
1828 | The vet said to give you wet food. | 1.2544 | 0.04795 | 114 | 89 | 21 | 4 |
1829 | Before the pandemic, I was a dog person, but I think you'll like it here. | 1.2542 | 0.04690 | 118 | 92 | 22 | 4 |
1830 | The dating agency said you'll come striaght from the catwalk! | 1.2541 | 0.05015 | 122 | 98 | 17 | 7 |
1831 | Wait til you try the lasagne. | 1.2541 | 0.04878 | 122 | 97 | 19 | 6 |
1832 | Trouble sleeping? | 1.2541 | 0.04878 | 122 | 97 | 19 | 6 |
1833 | First off, thank you for taking a moment to discuss the reviews of my family you posted on line. | 1.2541 | 0.05015 | 122 | 98 | 17 | 7 |
1834 | I want to start seeing others. | 1.2541 | 0.04442 | 122 | 94 | 25 | 3 |
1835 | I just want someone that get's me, ya know | 1.2541 | 0.04442 | 122 | 94 | 25 | 3 |
1836 | Now, on to a full-bodied cab with heavy undertones of pandemic-induced social anxiety. | 1.2541 | 0.05015 | 122 | 98 | 17 | 7 |
1837 | It's a glass. You drink from it. | 1.2540 | 0.04638 | 126 | 99 | 22 | 5 |
1838 | I's a fine Merlot, with notes of wet fur and hairball. | 1.2540 | 0.04772 | 126 | 100 | 20 | 6 |
1839 | One of us has to work, right? | 1.2540 | 0.04499 | 126 | 98 | 24 | 4 |
1840 | If you're going to sit on the couch, you'll have to mingle with our guests, Paul. | 1.2540 | 0.04499 | 126 | 98 | 24 | 4 |
1841 | For the record, I thought Odie had it coming. | 1.2538 | 0.04273 | 130 | 100 | 27 | 3 |
1842 | Tell me, honestly, if I fell dead before you, would you eat me? | 1.2538 | 0.04544 | 130 | 102 | 23 | 5 |
1843 | How far do you want to go tonight? Maybe some heavy petting? | 1.2538 | 0.05158 | 130 | 107 | 13 | 10 |
1844 | Do you sense the brooding aromas of cherries, plums and currants? Note the finish with the hint of spicy oak and hint of catnip. | 1.2537 | 0.04579 | 134 | 106 | 22 | 6 |
1845 | I'd rather have milk, John. | 1.2535 | 0.04518 | 142 | 113 | 22 | 7 |
1846 | Tomorrow night, we'll have happy hour in your litter box. | 1.2534 | 0.04326 | 146 | 115 | 25 | 6 |
1847 | So let’s discuss the possibility of you acknowledging me tonight? | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
1848 | Are you open to the idea of clothing? Perhaps just some shorts for a start? | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
1849 | We need to work on communication. It’s like we’re speaking two different languages. | 1.2526 | 0.04482 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
1850 | I told you “don’t knock it over ‘til you try it” | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1851 | A toast to no more dogs on the couch! | 1.2525 | 0.05044 | 99 | 77 | 19 | 3 |
1852 | I learned three lives ago not to drive after this. | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
1853 | And that’s when she told me she was allergic to cats | 1.2525 | 0.04836 | 99 | 76 | 21 | 2 |
1854 | The Pet Adoption Agency sent you , didn't they? | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
1855 | And, it's guaranteed to give you 10 lives. | 1.2524 | 0.04723 | 103 | 79 | 22 | 2 |
1856 | I am so sorry. I had no idea there was a laser show at half-time. | 1.2524 | 0.05293 | 103 | 82 | 16 | 5 |
1857 | When your profile said you were a bit catty, I didn't know you meant it literally. | 1.2524 | 0.04723 | 103 | 79 | 22 | 2 |
1858 | So you accidentally swiped right as you knocked your owner's phone off the desk? | 1.2524 | 0.05293 | 103 | 82 | 16 | 5 |
1859 | This red will be delicious with what I've trapped for dinner. | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
1860 | I can't believe I wasted my last life living as a stray cat!" | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
1861 | I'll tell you where the cork is if you promise not to scratch the couch. | 1.2523 | 0.04423 | 107 | 81 | 25 | 1 |
1862 | I'm thinking about transitioning. | 1.2523 | 0.04618 | 107 | 82 | 23 | 2 |
1863 | I think it's time we talk about adopting a kitten. | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
1864 | You weren’t lying, you really are a cat person. | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
1865 | But we both don’t have a neck, doesn’t that count for something? | 1.2523 | 0.05194 | 111 | 89 | 16 | 6 |
1866 | Half empty or half full- we don't knock it onto the floor. | 1.2523 | 0.05194 | 111 | 89 | 16 | 6 |
1867 | Will you stay friends once we transition to endemic? | 1.2523 | 0.05034 | 111 | 88 | 18 | 5 |
1868 | I can taste the notes of strawberry, pomegranate and mackerel. | 1.2523 | 0.05349 | 111 | 90 | 14 | 7 |
1869 | See!? Isn't tasting a glass much better than knocking it over | 1.2523 | 0.05349 | 111 | 90 | 14 | 7 |
1870 | Isn't it better this way, instead of knocking it over? | 1.2523 | 0.04609 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1871 | I've been told it tastes like the cat's meow. | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 92 | 14 | 5 |
1872 | My sommelier said this pairs well with fish. | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
1873 | Don't worry if I wobble. I won't fall down. | 1.2522 | 0.05069 | 115 | 92 | 17 | 6 |
1874 | I am also surprised that a cat can hold a wine glass | 1.2522 | 0.05217 | 115 | 93 | 15 | 7 |
1875 | It's just a naive domestic Burgundy, but it was Best in Show at last year's CFA nationals. | 1.2522 | 0.05069 | 115 | 95 | 13 | 7 |
1876 | Wein d'Maus. Very rare vintage. | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
1877 | The nose of this is goldfish; I can taste notes of sparrow, with a full bodied mousey finish. | 1.2520 | 0.05110 | 123 | 100 | 15 | 8 |
1878 | It's Purrrr-gundy. | 1.2520 | 0.04559 | 123 | 96 | 23 | 4 |
1879 | Are you over 21? | 1.2520 | 0.04703 | 123 | 97 | 21 | 5 |
1880 | Im not prejudiced at all, I just never met a black cat I was comfortable with | 1.2520 | 0.04996 | 127 | 103 | 16 | 8 |
1881 | Let's have a cat-nip together, shall we? | 1.2520 | 0.04325 | 127 | 98 | 26 | 3 |
1882 | you look different from your profile | 1.2520 | 0.04996 | 127 | 103 | 16 | 8 |
1883 | I think we need some time apart. | 1.2519 | 0.04299 | 135 | 105 | 26 | 4 |
1884 | Yes, extraordinary, there is a hint of catnip. | 1.2500 | 0.04316 | 140 | 110 | 25 | 5 |
1885 | Nothing like a nice catbernet | 1.2500 | 0.04437 | 128 | 100 | 24 | 4 |
1886 | Who says it's too late to socialize a cat? | 1.2500 | 0.04506 | 128 | 103 | 19 | 6 |
1887 | Well, aren't you just the cat's meow? | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
1888 | You're right, there is a soupcon of catnip there... | 1.2500 | 0.04480 | 104 | 79 | 24 | 1 |
1889 | You looked different on Tinder. | 1.2500 | 0.04669 | 124 | 98 | 21 | 5 |
1890 | Remember when we first met? | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
1891 | I thought a nice Pinot would help us break the ice on this scratching the furniture thing. | 1.2500 | 0.04683 | 96 | 73 | 22 | 1 |
1892 | I'm so glad you pawed right. | 1.2500 | 0.04394 | 116 | 89 | 25 | 2 |
1893 | Isn't this better than spilt milk? | 1.2500 | 0.04561 | 116 | 90 | 23 | 3 |
1894 | It’s the finest purrgandy! | 1.2500 | 0.04766 | 108 | 84 | 21 | 3 |
1895 | I've never had a pet so adept with stemware before. | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
1896 | So,how long have you been a trans-species? | 1.2500 | 0.05283 | 108 | 87 | 15 | 6 |
1897 | You had me at PSPSPS | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
1898 | I think you’ll enjoy it. There are hints of dead mouse. | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
1899 | Just let me hold you. | 1.2500 | 0.05175 | 88 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
1900 | Since you’re trying to cut back, I got us a special non-alcoholic herbal elixir for tonight. | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
1901 | Okay,last time you woke up with no testicles,but what ELSE have you got to lose? Just try a sip | 1.2500 | 0.04610 | 132 | 105 | 21 | 6 |
1902 | If the landlord asks, you're on eight lives and love playing in the street. | 1.2500 | 0.05423 | 104 | 84 | 14 | 6 |
1903 | No but like, he wants to be a chef, and he controls this guy under his hat and..I really think we should watch it, youll love it | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
1904 | ‘ It goes well with mice’ | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
1905 | I know there’s a power dynamic at play that some would find inappropriate, but now that we’ve done away with mother… | 1.2500 | 0.04766 | 108 | 84 | 21 | 3 |
1906 | There’s just a hint of hair ball don’t you think? | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
1907 | Yes, quite a distinctive bouquet. Chateau Fifi, 1957 | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
1908 | A bouquet of litter and kibble, with an aftertaste of hairball, n'est pas? | 1.2500 | 0.04548 | 140 | 112 | 21 | 7 |
1909 | I was a little more furry when those photos were taken. | 1.2500 | 0.05592 | 104 | 85 | 12 | 7 |
1910 | Sometimes I like to be a bad kitty too. | 1.2500 | 0.04911 | 96 | 74 | 20 | 2 |
1911 | Couldn’t agree more. The word ‘doggo’ needs to die. | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
1912 | I know you’re not a big fan of Merlot, but the sommelier said it pairs well with mouse | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
1913 | Has it really been two years already?! | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
1914 | You’re right mittens, who even needs a neck?! | 1.2500 | 0.04915 | 120 | 96 | 18 | 6 |
1915 | I identify as a Tomcat!! | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
1916 | It's full-bodied with hints of tuna. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
1917 | Most dating app members are real dogs. | 1.2500 | 0.04734 | 132 | 106 | 19 | 7 |
1918 | I never drink alone. | 1.2500 | 0.04944 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
1919 | They won't call you "The Crazy Man Kitty" if there is only one of me. | 1.2500 | 0.05423 | 104 | 84 | 14 | 6 |
1920 | I know we can make this work | 1.2500 | 0.04622 | 120 | 94 | 22 | 4 |
1921 | But you said on your dating profile that Catwoman was your dream date. | 1.2500 | 0.04669 | 124 | 98 | 21 | 5 |
1922 | Not so frisky when it comes down to it, are you? | 1.2500 | 0.04526 | 124 | 97 | 23 | 4 |
1923 | You're my best friend, & I hate to drink alone... | 1.2500 | 0.05152 | 112 | 90 | 16 | 6 |
1924 | Isn’t staying in just the best? | 1.2500 | 0.04484 | 112 | 86 | 24 | 2 |
1925 | I’d like to mansplain about your nine lives. | 1.2500 | 0.05735 | 96 | 78 | 12 | 6 |
1926 | But I thought you'd like a pink Catawba. | 1.2500 | 0.04581 | 108 | 83 | 23 | 2 |
1927 | once we weaned you off the litter box I knew we could get rid of your bowl | 1.2500 | 0.03870 | 136 | 116 | 15 | 5 |
1928 | It's been a long lock down but, kitty, you look pretty good to me. | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 112 | 87 | 22 | 3 |
1929 | They said this wine from the 1920's is the cat's meow. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
1930 | Let's toast to your indifference | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
1931 | So I’ve been dying to know—what’s it like to poop in a box? | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
1932 | We moved in together two weeks ago, I think it’s time to tell you. I’m human. | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 91 | 15 | 6 |
1933 | I’ve always considered myself a dog person but my therapist said I need to go out out of my comfort zone. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
1934 | Stop me if I’ve told you this story before. | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
1935 | I'm just glad to be dating in person again. | 1.2500 | 0.04483 | 132 | 104 | 23 | 5 |
1936 | well she never liked a drink | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
1937 | And to think I wasted all those years on dating apps… | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
1938 | You look different from your "Plenty of Fish" photo | 1.2486 | 0.04193 | 173 | 140 | 23 | 10 |
1939 | Glad you felt comfortable getting together without our masks! | 1.2482 | 0.04723 | 137 | 111 | 18 | 8 |
1940 | I agree, it's got a little nip to it... | 1.2481 | 0.04702 | 133 | 107 | 19 | 7 |
1941 | Sip it slowly. It's higher in tannins than toilet water. | 1.2481 | 0.04702 | 133 | 107 | 19 | 7 |
1942 | Full bodied, notes of litterbox and mouse, complex catnip finish. | 1.2481 | 0.04926 | 129 | 105 | 16 | 8 |
1943 | 'Your unconditional disdain and this cheap Merlot are all I need to become the mediocre man my ex-wife always wanted me to be. | 1.2481 | 0.04542 | 129 | 102 | 22 | 5 |
1944 | Felix: “Why ‘meow’ when I can wine instead?” | 1.2481 | 0.04673 | 129 | 103 | 20 | 6 |
1945 | I never met a cat who could hold her wine so well. | 1.2479 | 0.04588 | 121 | 95 | 22 | 4 |
1946 | My ex was such a dog. | 1.2479 | 0.05285 | 121 | 100 | 12 | 9 |
1947 | so you finally did It, you broke up with Karen...cheers | 1.2479 | 0.04736 | 121 | 96 | 20 | 5 |
1948 | Ok then, not my lap just here beside me? | 1.2479 | 0.05416 | 117 | 97 | 11 | 9 |
1949 | You don’t get out much, do you? | 1.2479 | 0.04276 | 117 | 92 | 22 | 3 |
1950 | You need to sip it, not lap it." | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1951 | Here’s to your latest YouTube! | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1952 | . "Social distancing is the "cat's pajamas." | 1.2479 | 0.05137 | 117 | 95 | 15 | 7 |
1953 | What do you mean you don’t have a litter box? | 1.2479 | 0.04361 | 117 | 90 | 25 | 2 |
1954 | That's right it does have the nose of cat's pee on a gooseberry bush. | 1.2478 | 0.04954 | 113 | 90 | 18 | 5 |
1955 | And then Garfield said to me... | 1.2478 | 0.05111 | 113 | 91 | 16 | 6 |
1956 | Supply chain disruptions. There was no cat food, but plenty of beaujolais. | 1.2478 | 0.04792 | 113 | 96 | 10 | 7 |
1957 | No, you don't swat it or bite it--just drink it down... | 1.2478 | 0.04450 | 113 | 87 | 24 | 2 |
1958 | Look, I know you like moths and balls, but an olive is the preferred garnish. | 1.2478 | 0.04954 | 113 | 90 | 18 | 5 |
1959 | Congratulations on your sixth life. | 1.2478 | 0.05111 | 113 | 91 | 16 | 6 |
1960 | You getting any mouse on this? | 1.2478 | 0.05111 | 113 | 91 | 16 | 6 |
1961 | I love the feel of the fabric. | 1.2478 | 0.04954 | 113 | 90 | 18 | 5 |
1962 | You said wine and cheese. | 1.2477 | 0.04728 | 109 | 85 | 21 | 3 |
1963 | It’s a zin that will make you purr. | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
1964 | It's a naïve domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption. | 1.2477 | 0.04728 | 109 | 88 | 17 | 4 |
1965 | Let me explain why I'm not going to invest in your musical about cats. | 1.2477 | 0.05239 | 109 | 88 | 15 | 6 |
1966 | It makes you feel warm and fuzzy. | 1.2477 | 0.05554 | 109 | 90 | 11 | 8 |
1967 | I saw you disdaining me from across the room and just had to get to know you. | 1.2477 | 0.05239 | 109 | 88 | 15 | 6 |
1968 | I'm so glad you didn't give it your scrunchy-face rating | 1.2477 | 0.04728 | 109 | 85 | 21 | 3 |
1969 | I feel our relationship will reach a new level now that you can hold a wine glass. | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1970 | Friends, yes. Benefits, no. | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
1971 | To life. To life. To life. To life. To life. To life. To life. To life. To life. | 1.2476 | 0.05376 | 105 | 85 | 14 | 6 |
1972 | You can always say it's the wine talking. | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
1973 | I knew you were special when I met you at the shelter. | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
1974 | I'd like to say 'here kitty', but maybe that's too creepy | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1975 | You’ll find it finished with playful notes of catnip and string. | 1.2476 | 0.04645 | 105 | 81 | 22 | 2 |
1976 | We could just eat in if there's any chance you like fish. | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1977 | I think you have the nose to be a sommelier. | 1.2476 | 0.04645 | 105 | 81 | 22 | 2 |
1978 | It's actually called "caBernet" | 1.2476 | 0.04645 | 105 | 81 | 22 | 2 |
1979 | I promise...just one and I won't forget to feed you again. | 1.2475 | 0.04956 | 101 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
1980 | You're really freaking me out since she left you, man | 1.2475 | 0.05523 | 101 | 82 | 13 | 6 |
1981 | I bought your favorite mewlot. | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
1982 | I don't know, Sam. A cabernet with fish? | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
1983 | I’m sorry I’ve allowed the litter box to affect the aroma of the Merlot… | 1.2474 | 0.05490 | 97 | 78 | 14 | 5 |
1984 | If you need to freshen up, the litter box is just down the hall. | 1.2473 | 0.05853 | 93 | 76 | 11 | 6 |
1985 | It's the humans' version of catnip. | 1.2473 | 0.04751 | 93 | 71 | 21 | 1 |
1986 | It's just that you seem so disinterested. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1987 | Covid and wine keeps us together! Cheers. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1988 | This better be a MosCATo | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1989 | This vintage was recommended by a wine merchant who said that this was the cat's meow. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
1990 | Well I'm a male and a teacher, so naturally I'm an ailurophile. Have you ever let anyone else groom you? | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
1991 | See, isn’t this nice? | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
1992 | Yes, I’m going back to work soon, we need to talk. | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1993 | If you're getting "dusty" notes, perhaps it's because you've been rolling on the sidewalk for the past 15 minutes. | 1.2464 | 0.04341 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
1994 | I prefer white wine. It pairs well with fish. | 1.2464 | 0.04578 | 138 | 111 | 20 | 7 |
1995 | After months of living together, I feel like we’re finally connecting and can take this to the next level…….can I pet you? | 1.2463 | 0.04424 | 134 | 106 | 23 | 5 |
1996 | A little nip won’t hurt. | 1.2462 | 0.04377 | 130 | 102 | 24 | 4 |
1997 | Transgender is so yesterday. | 1.2462 | 0.04641 | 130 | 104 | 20 | 6 |
1998 | At the store they said it was a bit mousy but you’re the expert | 1.2462 | 0.04641 | 130 | 104 | 20 | 6 |
1999 | Do you want some tuna with that wine? | 1.2462 | 0.04641 | 130 | 104 | 20 | 6 |
2000 | Merlot? I'm a cat, not an animal. | 1.2460 | 0.05000 | 126 | 103 | 15 | 8 |
2001 | babe that scratch on the couch isn't who you think it's from | 1.2460 | 0.04463 | 126 | 99 | 23 | 4 |
2002 | Closest I've ever been to a pussy | 1.2459 | 0.04843 | 122 | 98 | 18 | 6 |
2003 | I've really enjoyed the last two years together,but now that lockdown is over,I think it's time to reconsider this relationship. | 1.2459 | 0.04555 | 122 | 96 | 22 | 4 |
2004 | This is the only way I can sit up here? | 1.2459 | 0.04701 | 122 | 97 | 20 | 5 |
2005 | I agree, but the next negotiation must include the dog. | 1.2459 | 0.04247 | 122 | 94 | 26 | 2 |
2006 | I’ve noticed that you’ve been agitated, ever since the neighbors installed that koi pond, so I thought we could wind down a bit. | 1.2459 | 0.04701 | 122 | 97 | 20 | 5 |
2007 | It's like catnip without the mess. | 1.2458 | 0.04805 | 118 | 94 | 19 | 5 |
2008 | I think we need to further discuss this neutering idea ! | 1.2458 | 0.04805 | 118 | 94 | 19 | 5 |
2009 | Are you getting full-bodied mouse, with undertones of catnip? | 1.2458 | 0.04493 | 118 | 95 | 20 | 3 |
2010 | He took me in from the alley and now I have to listen to him talk about stocks all the time. He doesn’t even understand the market. I wish I was back with Big Frankie and Delilah. THEY knew fine wine. THEY knew how to have a conversation. | 1.2458 | 0.04652 | 118 | 93 | 21 | 4 |
2011 | I'd say it's fruity with a touch of catnip. | 1.2458 | 0.04805 | 118 | 94 | 19 | 5 |
2012 | I'm surprised you can hold that, too! | 1.2458 | 0.04493 | 118 | 92 | 23 | 3 |
2013 | I like walks in the park, stop to smell the flowers, and occasionally bring dead animals to my human’s door | 1.2458 | 0.04493 | 118 | 92 | 23 | 3 |
2014 | You'll love this wine with the hints of fresh catnip and mouse | 1.2456 | 0.04416 | 114 | 90 | 21 | 3 |
2015 | Things are so bad, even my cat is starting to drink. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
2016 | You’ll like it. It’s dry. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
2017 | I think you”ll like it here. The litter box gets changed daily and we serve tuna every other day. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
2018 | I'm sure the others are just stuck in traffic. | 1.2456 | 0.05222 | 114 | 93 | 14 | 7 |
2019 | Of course, the dog can't tell a pinot from a cab. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
2020 | You texted a picture to your date to show how you like to spend your evenings relaxing with a glass of wine with your cat....and suddenly you were ghosted. Huh, weird. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
2021 | Relax, you only live nine times! | 1.2455 | 0.05354 | 110 | 90 | 13 | 7 |
2022 | We don't have to label it. | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
2023 | You hate things? Me too! | 1.2455 | 0.04320 | 110 | 84 | 25 | 1 |
2024 | We're not expecting "mister" cat anytime soon, I hope..... | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
2025 | This is as good as it gets Fluffy! | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
2026 | Well,you liked this vintage in your last life. | 1.2455 | 0.04509 | 110 | 85 | 23 | 2 |
2027 | I cant believe I had to ask him to take his shoes off | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
2028 | I’m still not letting you pet my belly. | 1.2455 | 0.05196 | 110 | 89 | 15 | 6 |
2029 | What's been clawing at you lately? | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
2030 | A fine Catnippery Sauvignon with a whiffs rat’s tail on the nose and subtle notes of mousey snout, Roquefort and lizard head on first taste. A Trump Wines exclusive. | 1.2453 | 0.05330 | 106 | 86 | 14 | 6 |
2031 | 'You didn't think Plenty of Fish was a dating app, did you?' | 1.2453 | 0.05330 | 106 | 86 | 14 | 6 |
2032 | Now, about the scratches on the couch... | 1.2453 | 0.05330 | 106 | 86 | 14 | 6 |
2033 | This Chat Noir vintage seems especially vivid tonight. | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 87 | 13 | 6 |
2034 | It's always 5 o'clock in Cat town | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
2035 | I told Spot, if he's everyone's best friend, he's no one's best friend. | 1.2453 | 0.05330 | 106 | 86 | 14 | 6 |
2036 | Now isn't this better that catnip? | 1.2453 | 0.04798 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
2037 | If you start quoting Sideways, I'm leaving. | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
2038 | I tried the catnip. Now it's your turn | 1.2451 | 0.05294 | 102 | 82 | 15 | 5 |
2039 | A nip before your nap. | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
2040 | I must say you don’t look anything like your online photo! | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
2041 | It's the best Catbernet this season. | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
2042 | It has a hint of catnip, don't you think? | 1.2451 | 0.04712 | 102 | 79 | 21 | 2 |
2043 | I think you will find it works better than cat nip. | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
2044 | I thought this might be a nice change from drinking on the floor. | 1.2451 | 0.04712 | 102 | 79 | 21 | 2 |
2045 | I put catnip in yours instead of an olive. | 1.2450 | 0.04503 | 151 | 123 | 19 | 9 |
2046 | Yes, even cats can find uses for the blockchain. You see... | 1.2450 | 0.04503 | 151 | 123 | 19 | 9 |
2047 | It's recommended with red meat. | 1.2449 | 0.04601 | 98 | 75 | 22 | 1 |
2048 | My first wife said I wasn't a cat person. | 1.2449 | 0.04162 | 147 | 116 | 26 | 5 |
2049 | It has a lovely tuna bouquet,with hints of mouse. | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
2050 | I need a different sponsor. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
2051 | If this makes sense to me, I guess the edibles kicked in. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
2052 | You know, you're on to something. There truly IS a top note of condescension. | 1.2447 | 0.04944 | 94 | 73 | 19 | 2 |
2053 | A mouse ate the cheese. Just sayin’…. | 1.2447 | 0.05796 | 94 | 77 | 11 | 6 |
2054 | I call it a catnip. | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2055 | It's a young wine, but when I caught the notes of pissed-on cat litter, I thought of you. | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
2056 | Here's to a long and happy nine lives. | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
2057 | So, have you heard about interspecies families? | 1.2446 | 0.04548 | 139 | 112 | 20 | 7 |
2058 | Are you enjoying the Mewlot? | 1.2446 | 0.04662 | 139 | 113 | 18 | 8 |
2059 | Well, the edible finally kicked in. | 1.2446 | 0.04190 | 139 | 111 | 23 | 5 |
2060 | so you peed right here? | 1.2446 | 0.04662 | 139 | 113 | 18 | 8 |
2061 | It's a 2014 Trimbach Pinot Gris Réserve Alsace. Now. Let's talk about the goldfish. | 1.2444 | 0.04518 | 135 | 108 | 21 | 6 |
2062 | This is just a small sign of my appreciation for the dead mouse I found on my doorstep. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2063 | It's actually a litter-boxed varietal. | 1.2444 | 0.04639 | 135 | 109 | 19 | 7 |
2064 | The mouse bruschetta will be ready shortly. | 1.2444 | 0.04639 | 135 | 109 | 19 | 7 |
2065 | Thank you for always being there for me. Cheers. | 1.2443 | 0.04210 | 131 | 102 | 26 | 3 |
2066 | It pairs up magnificently with mouse. | 1.2439 | 0.04217 | 123 | 95 | 26 | 2 |
2067 | you wold be legally able to drink if you were a dog but unfortunately in cat years you are just 7 | 1.2439 | 0.04808 | 123 | 99 | 18 | 6 |
2068 | Well, this gives new meaning to the term catfishing. | 1.2439 | 0.04944 | 123 | 100 | 16 | 7 |
2069 | I'm sensing a taste of oak with overtones of kibble and a mouthwatering aftertaste of salmon. | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2070 | I thought we should get to know each other a little better before you move in. | 1.2439 | 0.05077 | 82 | 63 | 18 | 1 |
2071 | What's new, pussycat? | 1.2437 | 0.04769 | 119 | 95 | 19 | 5 |
2072 | I’m no good at WORDLE, how about the cat fishing game on The Purina site? | 1.2437 | 0.05059 | 119 | 97 | 15 | 7 |
2073 | I never drink with dogs. Me neither. | 1.2437 | 0.05059 | 119 | 97 | 15 | 7 |
2074 | Did you know I'm a lesbian. | 1.2437 | 0.04617 | 119 | 94 | 21 | 4 |
2075 | I don't understand why some people have a hard time getting their cats to drink. | 1.2437 | 0.04617 | 119 | 94 | 21 | 4 |
2076 | I think you'll really like this one...it has notes of catnip and mouse droppings. | 1.2436 | 0.04105 | 156 | 124 | 26 | 6 |
2077 | It sure beats catnip, don't you agree? | 1.2435 | 0.04877 | 115 | 92 | 18 | 5 |
2078 | Let’s make catty remarks about the dog next door. | 1.2435 | 0.04383 | 115 | 89 | 24 | 2 |
2079 | the truth is … I … I’ve been seeing a feral cat for some time now | 1.2435 | 0.05031 | 115 | 93 | 16 | 6 |
2080 | Most cats I've dated prefer chablis. | 1.2435 | 0.04553 | 115 | 90 | 22 | 3 |
2081 | It *has* been tough since the divorce, but I always land on my own two feet. | 1.2435 | 0.05031 | 115 | 93 | 16 | 6 |
2082 | Yeah, its called a “polyphasic sleep cycle” I need at least 20 cat naps per day in order to function | 1.2435 | 0.04553 | 115 | 90 | 22 | 3 |
2083 | Feline facials? We'll just have to agree to disagree on that. | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
2084 | About this clawing thing... | 1.2432 | 0.04653 | 111 | 87 | 21 | 3 |
2085 | It will help you forget your past eight lives. | 1.2432 | 0.04286 | 111 | 87 | 22 | 2 |
2086 | What a day ! Yours ? | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
2087 | „So we are drunk and sober at the same time !“ „Oh shut up Schroedinger !“ | 1.2432 | 0.05310 | 111 | 91 | 13 | 7 |
2088 | The bouquet has been described as the cat’s meow. | 1.2431 | 0.04543 | 144 | 117 | 19 | 8 |
2089 | Have you noticed the floral bouquet? | 1.2430 | 0.04569 | 107 | 83 | 22 | 2 |
2090 | Wine don’t agree with you honey, it turns you into a cat. | 1.2430 | 0.05116 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
2091 | Don't worry. I'm totally not taking you to the vet. | 1.2430 | 0.04569 | 107 | 83 | 22 | 2 |
2092 | The cat: “Jerry, we need to talk. Lisa and I think it’d be best if you didn’t come by anymore.” | 1.2430 | 0.05116 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
2093 | I’m sensing hints of love and attention, but not enough. | 1.2430 | 0.04569 | 107 | 83 | 22 | 2 |
2094 | I'll stick with the milk, thanks. | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2095 | So tell me again how do you get away with sleeping all day and have never had to have a job? | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2096 | We’re out of milk. | 1.2427 | 0.05426 | 103 | 84 | 13 | 6 |
2097 | She was allergic to you. Cheers! | 1.2427 | 0.05599 | 103 | 85 | 11 | 7 |
2098 | A little hair of the dog Mr. Snuggles? | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
2099 | Sometimes I regret supergluing that wineglass to your paw.... | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2100 | I’m an avatar too. | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2101 | Sorry, that's probably my hair. Just pick it out. | 1.2427 | 0.05599 | 103 | 85 | 11 | 7 |
2102 | I know you’ve been feeling lonely since the divorce, but this wasn’t part of the job description. | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2103 | Drinking from a saucer, how uncivilized. | 1.2424 | 0.04329 | 99 | 75 | 24 | 0 |
2104 | Where are we going with this relationship, Steve? | 1.2424 | 0.04578 | 132 | 106 | 20 | 6 |
2105 | To '23andMe' for bringing us together! Tell me more about Aunt Cuddles. | 1.2424 | 0.05578 | 99 | 81 | 12 | 6 |
2106 | This will have to do, I'm out of catnip. | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
2107 | Why not sit closer? I don’t bite. | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
2108 | You aren’t getting any mouse notes? | 1.2424 | 0.04318 | 132 | 104 | 24 | 4 |
2109 | Can I make a tiktok of this and pretend you’re just a cat? | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
2110 | I’m obviously much too high class to make a pussy joke. | 1.2422 | 0.04802 | 128 | 104 | 17 | 7 |
2111 | This still doesn’t make us friends, Carol. | 1.2422 | 0.04802 | 128 | 104 | 17 | 7 |
2112 | We're so fortunate to have found the right counselor. | 1.2422 | 0.04929 | 128 | 105 | 15 | 8 |
2113 | Happy hour is just not the same after I started working from home. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
2114 | Looks like we have something in common: no neck. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
2115 | Would you like to know why they call me 'Mr. Cuddles.' | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
2116 | If chasing the red light makes you happy, then I'm happy too | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2117 | It's like catnip for some people. | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2118 | It's a 2021 Prosecco with hints of apple and catnip. | 1.2420 | 0.03876 | 157 | 123 | 30 | 4 |
2119 | I was skeptical of the genetic test result at first, too. | 1.2419 | 0.04490 | 124 | 98 | 22 | 4 |
2120 | You’re in my spot. | 1.2419 | 0.04341 | 124 | 97 | 24 | 3 |
2121 | Hey, you made me drink sardine brine last night. | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
2122 | I’m into pooping in a box and scratching furniture. You? | 1.2418 | 0.05918 | 91 | 75 | 10 | 6 |
2123 | Did you say 'velvety texture with notes of almond'? -- You are one sophisticated feline... | 1.2417 | 0.04733 | 120 | 96 | 19 | 5 |
2124 | I wouldn’t allow this if I wasn’t drunk, but you already know that | 1.2417 | 0.04733 | 120 | 96 | 19 | 5 |
2125 | So, tell me more about you… any pets? | 1.2414 | 0.04350 | 116 | 90 | 24 | 2 |
2126 | The wine's from the Catskill mountains. | 1.2414 | 0.04519 | 116 | 91 | 22 | 3 |
2127 | They told me at the shelter that you were good with people. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2128 | No, I do like your ‘gifts.’ It’s just… I need some quality time too. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2129 | Two more of these and you'll have to take me out in a litter . | 1.2414 | 0.04992 | 116 | 94 | 16 | 6 |
2130 | Maybe when I wrote I was looking for ‘new pussy,’ I should have been more explicit. | 1.2414 | 0.05140 | 116 | 95 | 14 | 7 |
2131 | I had fur in a past life, there is still hope for you... | 1.2414 | 0.04682 | 116 | 92 | 20 | 4 |
2132 | You in the mood for a little catnip? | 1.2414 | 0.05140 | 116 | 95 | 14 | 7 |
2133 | Let me guess, your three favorite bands are The Byrds, Modest Mouse and Fishbone! | 1.2414 | 0.04519 | 116 | 91 | 22 | 3 |
2134 | They told me you were catfishing me and I told them they were wrong | 1.2414 | 0.04682 | 116 | 92 | 20 | 4 |
2135 | Thanks for taking off your shoes | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
2136 | I’m really feline this wine tonight, Geoffrey. | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
2137 | It didn’t work out. I wasn’t as into belly rubs as she was. | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
2138 | All I can do is stare at it... usually I'm knocking these things down! | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
2139 | It's good to have a friend. | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
2140 | I’ll be returning to the office next week so you can be alone again. | 1.2409 | 0.04459 | 137 | 110 | 21 | 6 |
2141 | It's very nice, but I think a Chardonnay would pair better with your kibble. | 1.2409 | 0.04337 | 137 | 109 | 23 | 5 |
2142 | I know you don’t like my friends, but they mean well when they stroke your head. | 1.2407 | 0.05241 | 108 | 88 | 14 | 6 |
2143 | To celebrate no hairballs this week, here’s a 1997 Château Kibblé. | 1.2407 | 0.04337 | 108 | 83 | 24 | 1 |
2144 | Come on, say something. I won't tell anyone that you can talk. | 1.2407 | 0.04533 | 108 | 84 | 22 | 2 |
2145 | It’s not that I don’t appreciate the invitation, I only have one life to live. | 1.2407 | 0.05073 | 108 | 87 | 16 | 5 |
2146 | Talk about irony- I haves socks and you don’t! | 1.2407 | 0.04720 | 108 | 85 | 20 | 3 |
2147 | It must be 5 o'clock somewhere | 1.2407 | 0.05241 | 108 | 88 | 14 | 6 |
2148 | It's hair of the dog. Try it, you'll like it. | 1.2407 | 0.05073 | 108 | 87 | 16 | 5 |
2149 | Relax. First dates are always awkward. | 1.2407 | 0.04900 | 108 | 86 | 18 | 4 |
2150 | I don’t know why we never did this before Jan left. | 1.2407 | 0.05073 | 108 | 87 | 16 | 5 |
2151 | Yes darling; of course we'll have to move to a more liberal state. | 1.2407 | 0.05241 | 108 | 88 | 14 | 6 |
2152 | I had a feeling you’d be indifferent to this one. | 1.2407 | 0.04720 | 108 | 85 | 20 | 3 |
2153 | I like it because of the hints of liver, litter, and songbird | 1.2406 | 0.04671 | 133 | 108 | 18 | 7 |
2154 | You must be so exited to be part of the wine industry’s new target demographic? | 1.2406 | 0.04289 | 133 | 105 | 24 | 4 |
2155 | My friend’s didn’t believe me when I told them you liked red wine, they thought you were more of a White Russian kind of cat | 1.2406 | 0.04547 | 133 | 107 | 20 | 6 |
2156 | So tell me what do you miss most about Ancient Egypt? | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2157 | Is it the idea of showering together, or the fact that I brought it up on our first date? | 1.2404 | 0.04633 | 104 | 81 | 21 | 2 |
2158 | Now, isn't this better than letting you go outside? | 1.2404 | 0.04633 | 104 | 81 | 21 | 2 |
2159 | Cabernet or Merlot you are sofa companion extraordinaire. | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
2160 | Would you care to watch another episode of Downton Abbey or simply curl up with a refill? | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
2161 | I don't think cat hair in your wine glass is a big problem. | 1.2403 | 0.04371 | 129 | 102 | 23 | 4 |
2162 | I'm tasting notes of chewed slipper and mouse tail. | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2163 | See? I don’t need a girlfriend. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2164 | Am all out of saucers. | 1.2400 | 0.05527 | 100 | 82 | 12 | 6 |
2165 | So how long have you been a sommeowlier? | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2166 | I'm really pleased that you, too, prefer Sauvignon Blanc to Chardonnay | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2167 | This Malbec should pair nicely with the hairball you coughed up earlier. | 1.2400 | 0.04738 | 125 | 101 | 18 | 6 |
2168 | I'll miss you too, but remember that I went in all five days pre-pandemic. | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2169 | This merlot should pair beautifully with your beef-flavored kibble. | 1.2400 | 0.04600 | 125 | 100 | 20 | 5 |
2170 | Is that so? I always thought catnip was something else. | 1.2400 | 0.04873 | 125 | 102 | 16 | 7 |
2171 | I think this would pair nicely with some crickets and a little chipmunk. | 1.2397 | 0.03802 | 146 | 117 | 25 | 4 |
2172 | I think you’ll like it. It’s a bold cabernet with hints of tuna. | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
2173 | Yes I know it's called 'Zeller Schwartze Katz' but don't take it personally. | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
2174 | Light, fruity. I should have knocked a bottle off the counter years ago. | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
2175 | Am I getting tilapia with a hint of catnip ? | 1.2397 | 0.05119 | 121 | 100 | 13 | 8 |
2176 | Can we press paws for a second? | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
2177 | Do you like this cat-bernet? | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
2178 | If we are going to spend every friday night together, I figured we should get to know each other better | 1.2397 | 0.04843 | 121 | 98 | 17 | 6 |
2179 | I think you'll really enjoy living in this neighborhood. | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
2180 | How can you hold that glass without opposable thumbs? | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
2181 | Don’t look so happy Carl, this is not a date | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
2182 | They said I should get a "Therapy Cat" | 1.2394 | 0.04112 | 142 | 112 | 26 | 4 |
2183 | You want to have couch privileges like a real human? Okay. This is what that looks like. | 1.2393 | 0.04485 | 117 | 92 | 22 | 3 |
2184 | …and then I said, “You can’t judge a wine by its box.” | 1.2393 | 0.04953 | 117 | 95 | 16 | 6 |
2185 | I agree. Having no neck is a cross to bare. | 1.2393 | 0.05100 | 117 | 96 | 14 | 7 |
2186 | So, I'm glad we could have this time together and I'm sure you can appreciate my concern about the, shall we say, profusion of hair. | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
2187 | They say a glass a day prevents hairballs. | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
2188 | So you believe since Cats ended you’ve been unfairly type-cast? | 1.2393 | 0.04802 | 117 | 94 | 18 | 5 |
2189 | First dates are always so awkward, right? | 1.2393 | 0.04802 | 117 | 94 | 18 | 5 |
2190 | "Care for some goldfish to balance the rosé? | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
2191 | I detect subtle hints of catnip. | 1.2391 | 0.04309 | 138 | 110 | 23 | 5 |
2192 | Did you put something in my wine? I suddenly feel like rolling on the floor and purring... | 1.2391 | 0.04731 | 92 | 71 | 20 | 1 |
2193 | It's not you. It's just that the birds can sing. | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
2194 | Well, here's to the sixth wave. | 1.2391 | 0.04548 | 138 | 112 | 19 | 7 |
2195 | I said 'miaow' not 'merlot'. | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
2196 | I can say this with certainty, Paul. This Malbec is the cat's meow. | 1.2389 | 0.05071 | 113 | 92 | 15 | 6 |
2197 | Are you sure this wine goes with Meow Mix? | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
2198 | I can't be certain it will work for you, but I began as a salamander. | 1.2389 | 0.04580 | 113 | 89 | 21 | 3 |
2199 | The bad news is now that the pandemic is over, we should rethink your role here. | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
2200 | Okay, just for you, just for tonight, we'll call it catbernet. | 1.2389 | 0.04913 | 113 | 91 | 17 | 5 |
2201 | I guess my ‘apricot’ and ‘chalk’ are your ‘potted fern’ and ‘kitty litter!’ | 1.2389 | 0.04913 | 113 | 91 | 17 | 5 |
2202 | I’m tasting notes of catnip but maybe that’s just me. | 1.2389 | 0.04580 | 113 | 89 | 21 | 3 |
2203 | We need to talk about your litter box. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2204 | Fermented mouse squeezings. From the best French chat-eau. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2205 | Tinder is weird, right? | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
2206 | This wine goes well with catnip. | 1.2385 | 0.04496 | 109 | 85 | 22 | 2 |
2207 | You may lose a life...but I have no life. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 88 | 17 | 4 |
2208 | I think I misunderstood your expectations for our date. | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
2209 | Ugh, merlot again? | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
2210 | At this point I just hope I can take care of my student loans. | 1.2385 | 0.04401 | 109 | 87 | 19 | 3 |
2211 | …so you probably read on my profile I’m kind of ‘a pussy man’… | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
2212 | It’s a 2009 Purr-lot. | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 108 | 16 | 6 |
2213 | A silver lining in Eleanor's passing is that we can now have wine and cat hair on the sofa. [ underline "and"]. | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
2214 | This is indeed the cat’s meow! | 1.2385 | 0.04057 | 130 | 103 | 24 | 3 |
2215 | And then the Cat Lady in Apt 7 said .... | 1.2381 | 0.05332 | 105 | 86 | 13 | 6 |
2216 | It doesn't have that mousy aroma you like, but it's still natural. | 1.2381 | 0.04280 | 126 | 102 | 20 | 4 |
2217 | “You may want to slow down, you have nine lives, not nine livers. | 1.2381 | 0.05158 | 105 | 85 | 15 | 5 |
2218 | Of course, it's not literally the hair of the dog. | 1.2381 | 0.04704 | 126 | 102 | 18 | 6 |
2219 | and that's how I lost my sixth life. | 1.2381 | 0.04390 | 105 | 81 | 23 | 1 |
2220 | I prefer the 2018 Pinot Noir to the 2016 Malbec, don't you? | 1.2381 | 0.04977 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
2221 | I know COVID restrictions are loosening. I'm just not ready to leave the house to date humans again. | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
2222 | Come on, last night we tried your thing. | 1.2381 | 0.04594 | 105 | 82 | 21 | 2 |
2223 | Wine, I had hoped, would relax your instinctual need to act aloof. | 1.2381 | 0.04977 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
2224 | We're toasting because you crossed my path. | 1.2381 | 0.05158 | 105 | 85 | 15 | 5 |
2225 | Go ahead, lap it up. Everyone else does. | 1.2381 | 0.04280 | 126 | 99 | 24 | 3 |
2226 | So when do you go back to office ? | 1.2381 | 0.05332 | 105 | 86 | 13 | 6 |
2227 | So then the pig says, ‘I wish I was taller’… | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
2228 | I don’t know how to tell you this, so I’ll just say it; I’ve become a dog person. | 1.2381 | 0.05158 | 105 | 85 | 15 | 5 |
2229 | ... that's when I realized, my true love has been right here all along ! " 😘 | 1.2381 | 0.04704 | 126 | 102 | 18 | 6 |
2230 | You look exactly like your photo | 1.2381 | 0.04426 | 126 | 100 | 22 | 4 |
2231 | That’s my side of the couch. | 1.2381 | 0.04594 | 105 | 82 | 21 | 2 |
2232 | Should I take my clothes off, too? | 1.2377 | 0.04363 | 122 | 96 | 23 | 3 |
2233 | Here's to the one who can wag a tail. | 1.2376 | 0.05477 | 101 | 83 | 12 | 6 |
2234 | Don’t be shy my pet - nothing about this is strange. | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
2235 | What, you don't like reds? | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
2236 | Tinder certainly works, don't you agree? | 1.2376 | 0.05477 | 101 | 83 | 12 | 6 |
2237 | It’s not me, it’s you | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
2238 | So you’re Dilbert’s boss? That’s crazy - I know him! | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2239 | I think this would pair well with salmon. What do you think? | 1.2374 | 0.04282 | 139 | 111 | 23 | 5 |
2240 | Sorry to tell you like this, after all these years together, but I’m leaving you for a younger cat with more lives! | 1.2373 | 0.05061 | 118 | 97 | 14 | 7 |
2241 | Why thank you, Frank. This is so much more engaging than ‘How’s my little Mr. Fuzzypants and a pat on the bottom.’ | 1.2373 | 0.04766 | 118 | 95 | 18 | 5 |
2242 | It tastes better from over here... (tap, tap, tap). | 1.2373 | 0.04611 | 118 | 94 | 20 | 4 |
2243 | It’s 91 years old in cat years | 1.2373 | 0.04766 | 118 | 95 | 18 | 5 |
2244 | Maybe now you will sleep at night! | 1.2371 | 0.05633 | 97 | 80 | 11 | 6 |
2245 | We need to talk about the kitty litter problem. | 1.2371 | 0.05439 | 97 | 79 | 13 | 5 |
2246 | Now, tell me, does it taste like cat piss to you? | 1.2371 | 0.05238 | 97 | 78 | 15 | 4 |
2247 | There's a whole case in the cellar if you don't shred the couch. | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
2248 | My mom thinks I should try out my pick-up lines before I start dating. | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
2249 | I know they said we can socialize safely again, but I think we’d both agree this is much nicer, right Mr Snickers? | 1.2371 | 0.05029 | 97 | 77 | 17 | 3 |
2250 | This isn't the cats meow? | 1.2368 | 0.04712 | 114 | 91 | 19 | 4 |
2251 | They technically don't allow drinking at this SPCA, but if you sneak it in they barely police it. | 1.2368 | 0.04629 | 114 | 93 | 16 | 5 |
2252 | It's Eau-de-Vie. I couldn't find "Eau-de-Mice." | 1.2368 | 0.04545 | 114 | 90 | 21 | 3 |
2253 | I know my dating profile says I’m a cat lover, but I didn’t expect this. | 1.2368 | 0.04874 | 114 | 92 | 17 | 5 |
2254 | I'm not drinking alone. I'm drinking with my cat. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
2255 | I’d like to consider us something more than “companions” | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
2256 | I can barely control myself following your transition. | 1.2365 | 0.04634 | 148 | 123 | 15 | 10 |
2257 | Aromas of litterbox and fish skin; you'll love it. | 1.2364 | 0.04460 | 110 | 86 | 22 | 2 |
2258 | Now that you mention it the bouquet is reminiscent of cat pee. | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
2259 | You really should consider life insurance: I can get you a discount on each of your nine lives with no money down, and the low monthly payments are really the cats meow. | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
2260 | I thought your profile said you didn’t drink? | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
2261 | In this strange land, I have no neck and you gained an opposable thumb. Let's drink to that, shall we? | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
2262 | I don't have catnip, so settle for a nip. | 1.2362 | 0.04395 | 127 | 101 | 22 | 4 |
2263 | Don’t worry, there’s plenty of fish in the sea. | 1.2362 | 0.04671 | 127 | 103 | 18 | 6 |
2264 | Drink up - Your drink is a new product. Only 10% proof catnip | 1.2360 | 0.05767 | 89 | 73 | 11 | 5 |
2265 | Who needs opposable thumbs? | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2266 | The pairing is excellent given that the wine is full-bodied and so are we. | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
2267 | She knew he spiked her drink, but did he know she spiked his? Those kidneys were as good as hers. | 1.2358 | 0.05286 | 106 | 87 | 13 | 6 |
2268 | I know you like stuff with lots of legs. | 1.2358 | 0.04556 | 106 | 83 | 21 | 2 |
2269 | If I knew you were bringing wine, I would have put on pants. | 1.2358 | 0.05286 | 106 | 87 | 13 | 6 |
2270 | Netflix and purr? | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
2271 | I don’t care how expensive this wine is, I’m still not sleeping with you. | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
2272 | So it said in your profile you’re a Scorpio? | 1.2358 | 0.04250 | 106 | 90 | 11 | 5 |
2273 | Come on over, I don't bite. | 1.2358 | 0.04630 | 123 | 99 | 19 | 5 |
2274 | You said you like long naps and milk, but i’ll say you really don’t look like your profile picture. | 1.2358 | 0.05043 | 123 | 102 | 13 | 8 |
2275 | A decent Cab Franc, yes, but I still prefer a fine, unpasteurized milk. | 1.2358 | 0.04630 | 123 | 99 | 19 | 5 |
2276 | I have to say this is a more equitable cuddle-time arrangement. | 1.2358 | 0.04332 | 123 | 97 | 23 | 3 |
2277 | If you don’t like the Shiraz, I’ll break out the tuna juice. | 1.2358 | 0.04630 | 123 | 99 | 19 | 5 |
2278 | I've found another rescue. | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
2279 | Can I interest you in nine-life insurance? | 1.2353 | 0.05428 | 102 | 84 | 12 | 6 |
2280 | When I was a kitten My Mother warned me there might be a night like this! | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
2281 | Who's my best girl? | 1.2353 | 0.04658 | 102 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
2282 | You're my friend from work and we're drinking wine. You've always been my friend from work. | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
2283 | You got any milk? | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
2284 | I'm a bigger pussy than you. | 1.2353 | 0.04577 | 119 | 95 | 20 | 4 |
2285 | Silly and elegant, yet complex, with an abrasive mouth feel. | 1.2353 | 0.04878 | 119 | 97 | 16 | 6 |
2286 | A slight hint of hairball. | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
2287 | Oh you thought I meant red or white tuna, didn't you? | 1.2353 | 0.05022 | 119 | 98 | 14 | 7 |
2288 | I swear I never do this kind of thing. | 1.2353 | 0.04730 | 119 | 96 | 18 | 5 |
2289 | Once again his cat scoffed at the idea of drinking a California red. | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
2290 | We can’t keep meeting like this | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
2291 | This tastes like someone marking their territory. | 1.2353 | 0.04695 | 136 | 112 | 16 | 8 |
2292 | Man: "You can scoot in a little closer if you like" Cat: "This just doesn't feel right... I think you need more friends" | 1.2353 | 0.04730 | 119 | 98 | 15 | 6 |
2293 | how was the litter box today | 1.2353 | 0.04418 | 119 | 94 | 22 | 3 |
2294 | Anyway, where were we? Ah yes: I’m a crazy person. | 1.2348 | 0.04283 | 132 | 105 | 23 | 4 |
2295 | I should tell you, this is the first date I’ve been on since my wife died in 2020. | 1.2348 | 0.04283 | 132 | 105 | 23 | 4 |
2296 | And I promise I won’t call you my fur baby. | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
2297 | Nice to have a drinking companion. The Velcro on your paw is working well. | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
2298 | And then, only if you're comfortable, caviar in the bedroom..." | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2299 | You are my best friend, not Fido ! | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2300 | When they warned me about catfishing, this isn't what I expected... | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
2301 | I have no problem with you being on the couch, as long as you are civilized about it. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2302 | So now that we're loosened up, I'm thinking of getting a dog. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2303 | Sorry I ate your mouse but it looked like you were done playing with it. | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
2304 | I was hoping you might grace me with one of your cat-o-wine-tales. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2305 | I used to be an alley cat too but now I’ve got a taste of the better things in life. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2306 | The wine's imported, but I'm domestic. | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
2307 | This is nice. Remember when you wouldn’t even look at me? 7 | 1.2344 | 0.04769 | 128 | 107 | 13 | 8 |
2308 | So Mittens...hear me out. I think a dog could be good for both of us. | 1.2344 | 0.04503 | 128 | 103 | 20 | 5 |
2309 | Months of Covid laid them flat, a tasty malbec brought them back. | 1.2344 | 0.04503 | 128 | 103 | 20 | 5 |
2310 | Come here often? | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 20 | 3 |
2311 | It's a pity you ate all the cheese. | 1.2342 | 0.05112 | 111 | 91 | 14 | 6 |
2312 | Perhaps a bit more tannin than you're used to, but I think you'll find the faint soupçon of catnip truly engaging... | 1.2342 | 0.04425 | 111 | 87 | 22 | 2 |
2313 | Covid has brought us closer together, but it's time we start seeing others. | 1.2342 | 0.04425 | 111 | 87 | 22 | 2 |
2314 | C'est une Chatdonnay! | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 20 | 3 |
2315 | A "whine" party is more like it | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 20 | 3 |
2316 | Katzenjammer | 1.2342 | 0.05112 | 111 | 91 | 14 | 6 |
2317 | We have so much in common. We both can’t have children! | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 20 | 3 |
2318 | Here's looking at you, kid. | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
2319 | A hint of hamster you say? Interesting. | 1.2340 | 0.05542 | 94 | 77 | 12 | 5 |
2320 | You are so sophisticated compared to my last cat. She only drank Sauterne and to make it worse it had to be in a saucer on the floor. | 1.2339 | 0.04596 | 124 | 100 | 19 | 5 |
2321 | I'm sure I said Muscatel. Why would I say Mouse-catel? | 1.2339 | 0.04301 | 124 | 98 | 23 | 3 |
2322 | It's a Moscato. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
2323 | Snuggles waited patiently for the ketamine to kick in. | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
2324 | I’ve been wanting to get to know you better for a long time. | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
2325 | I have to agree with you mate, definite note of cat pee. | 1.2336 | 0.05241 | 107 | 88 | 13 | 6 |
2326 | This is where Henry sat. He preferred Merlot. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
2327 | You know, I’ve never really done this kind of thing before. | 1.2333 | 0.04386 | 120 | 95 | 22 | 3 |
2328 | It's a 1982 Pinot Calico | 1.2333 | 0.04543 | 120 | 96 | 20 | 4 |
2329 | Men are dogs | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
2330 | So darling, I've been thinking about getting a puppy. What do you think? | 1.2333 | 0.04139 | 120 | 96 | 21 | 3 |
2331 | I didn’t realize you were a mouser and an oenophile! | 1.2331 | 0.04254 | 133 | 106 | 23 | 4 |
2332 | You're the only one who understands me. | 1.2330 | 0.04618 | 103 | 81 | 20 | 2 |
2333 | Do you date much? | 1.2330 | 0.05200 | 103 | 84 | 14 | 5 |
2334 | Just keep sipping. It will make your neck grow | 1.2330 | 0.05380 | 103 | 85 | 12 | 6 |
2335 | Lovely home you have here. (Sniff) Do you have humans? | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
2336 | I taste hints of mouse. | 1.2330 | 0.05200 | 103 | 84 | 14 | 5 |
2337 | I don’t think there is such a thing as Purry-Furssé. | 1.2330 | 0.05380 | 103 | 85 | 12 | 6 |
2338 | Or, would you rather have a Purrfect Manhattan? | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
2339 | You really do think I should get out more? | 1.2330 | 0.04618 | 103 | 81 | 20 | 2 |
2340 | So you see, this couch can actually be used for more than just scratching | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
2341 | Alright Phil, this is gonna cost ya 2 hours of uninterrupted red laser tag, and atleast 30 minutes of scratching that spot on my back that makes my tail stick up straight. | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
2342 | I think we should start seeing … others. | 1.2329 | 0.04241 | 146 | 118 | 22 | 6 |
2343 | You must be loving that I work from home every day now. | 1.2328 | 0.04952 | 116 | 95 | 15 | 6 |
2344 | You may find it more exciting than gold fish. | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
2345 | I can also offer you some water from the toilet if you would prefer that. | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
2346 | A saucy little red with notes of tuna and mackerel. | 1.2328 | 0.04127 | 116 | 90 | 25 | 1 |
2347 | Would you prefer a bowl? | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
2348 | You've thrown me off a bit because you look so much younger in your photo. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2349 | I must admit you are the first cat I've ever had over for a glass of wine. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2350 | ‘No, it’s perfectly normal’ | 1.2326 | 0.04861 | 129 | 107 | 14 | 8 |
2351 | Shae’s therapeutic cat started drinking again. | 1.2326 | 0.04045 | 129 | 106 | 20 | 3 |
2352 | Trust me, I'm just going to pet your head. | 1.2323 | 0.05339 | 99 | 81 | 13 | 5 |
2353 | To think, all this time I thought you were using a video filter. | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
2354 | You can have a refill if you promise not to claw the furniture like you did last time. | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
2355 | Do you understand how much I want you to be a substitute for everything? | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
2356 | I know Chianti is not your favorite, but my therapist says I shouldn't drink alone. | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
2357 | How's the wife? | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
2358 | Can’t believe I used to get drunk on the couch without you. | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
2359 | No, let's not. How about if i drink in memory of Fido and YOU drink to the fact that he's gone? | 1.2321 | 0.04570 | 112 | 89 | 20 | 3 |
2360 | So you want to be the only cat and you don't play well with children. I could make that happen. | 1.2321 | 0.04743 | 112 | 90 | 18 | 4 |
2361 | Thank you for supporting my mental health. | 1.2321 | 0.04570 | 112 | 89 | 20 | 3 |
2362 | Let's wine and feline. | 1.2321 | 0.04570 | 112 | 89 | 20 | 3 |
2363 | …blackberry, cherry, and a slight hint of tuna. | 1.2321 | 0.04743 | 112 | 90 | 18 | 4 |
2364 | You didn't wear the white boots tonight? | 1.2320 | 0.04271 | 125 | 99 | 23 | 3 |
2365 | You put catnip in here, didn’t you? Well, I peed in yours… | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
2366 | At first I was skeptical about ayahuasca tea in a wine glass but now I really see your point. | 1.2320 | 0.04271 | 125 | 107 | 12 | 6 |
2367 | Off-bran litter I can learn to live with. But, Dave, this cheap swill is just too much! | 1.2319 | 0.04517 | 138 | 113 | 18 | 7 |
2368 | The others should be here soon. Have you met Mr and Mrs Wolf from next door? | 1.2316 | 0.05489 | 95 | 78 | 12 | 5 |
2369 | I find it helps when you feel like climbing the walls. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2370 | You're one year off. It's an '83. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2371 | I know you miss your ex. But look at it this way - you don’t have to compete with twelve other cats for attention. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2372 | Wow thanks to covid I’ve gotten to know Chester on a whole new level. | 1.2316 | 0.04601 | 95 | 74 | 20 | 1 |
2373 | …so then YOU respond by saying, “Nice bouquet. | 1.2316 | 0.05689 | 95 | 79 | 10 | 6 |
2374 | Swirl it around before putting it in your mouth - just like a mouse. | 1.2315 | 0.04671 | 108 | 86 | 19 | 3 |
2375 | I'm so glad to finally have someone who loves to listen to my opinions on everything. | 1.2315 | 0.05028 | 108 | 88 | 15 | 5 |
2376 | It has hints of raspberries and a dash of catnip. | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
2377 | What domestic wine again? | 1.2315 | 0.04671 | 108 | 89 | 15 | 4 |
2378 | I found "Cats" to be just too pretentious. | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
2379 | I just want you to accept me. | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
2380 | Oh that's just some of your old sheddings. They enhance the aging process quite flavorfully - I call it "furmentationI". | 1.2315 | 0.04763 | 108 | 89 | 14 | 5 |
2381 | I detect notes of litter box. | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
2382 | I’ve never had a meow à trois, but my therapist told me I need to be more open-minded | 1.2315 | 0.04671 | 108 | 86 | 19 | 3 |
2383 | That wasn't what I meant. | 1.2314 | 0.04805 | 121 | 99 | 16 | 6 |
2384 | You're right. Necks ARE overrated! | 1.2314 | 0.04354 | 121 | 96 | 22 | 3 |
2385 | I'm really only a social drinker. | 1.2314 | 0.04192 | 121 | 95 | 24 | 2 |
2386 | Pfff … It doesn’t taste like mouse at all … | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
2387 | I swear it was only one pet | 1.2314 | 0.04946 | 121 | 100 | 14 | 7 |
2388 | Don’t worry, the legal drinking age for cats is 2 years old. | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
2389 | A good way to finish a fancy feast meal, wouldn't you say? | 1.2313 | 0.04357 | 134 | 108 | 21 | 5 |
2390 | Seafood medley with red wine... really? | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
2391 | Who farted? | 1.2308 | 0.04708 | 91 | 71 | 19 | 1 |
2392 | I just realized they said it would pair best with FIELD mice. | 1.2308 | 0.04272 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
2393 | '"There's something I've been meaning to ask you." | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
2394 | It's a naive little domestic, but I think you'll be amused at its presumption. | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
2395 | So, are we now in a domestic partnership? | 1.2308 | 0.04371 | 104 | 81 | 22 | 1 |
2396 | So Kitty, you just happened to overhear the dog calling Animal Control? | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
2397 | Now that you mention it, it does have hints of catnip and fur balls. | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
2398 | Did the catnip kick in? | 1.2308 | 0.04827 | 130 | 108 | 14 | 8 |
2399 | Ew,one of your hairs is in it. | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
2400 | Sorry about this ID thing, but I need to make sure you're not just a kitty." | 1.2308 | 0.05333 | 104 | 86 | 12 | 6 |
2401 | 2014, the year of your 7th life. | 1.2308 | 0.04761 | 117 | 95 | 17 | 5 |
2402 | Anything interesting happen at the feeder? | 1.2308 | 0.06031 | 78 | 64 | 10 | 4 |
2403 | I told you I wanted white | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
2404 | Well, actually, wine is my spirit animal. | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2405 | Anything to make you prr again. | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
2406 | I’ve enjoyed having you work from home but I would like my space back. It’s time for you to go back to the office. | 1.2308 | 0.05651 | 91 | 75 | 11 | 5 |
2407 | Well, my ex was a tabby. And you know what that means… | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
2408 | I thought maybe if we had a drink together, you might act a little bit more sociable toward me. | 1.2302 | 0.04249 | 139 | 112 | 22 | 5 |
2409 | This full-bodied one has great legs and a mousy nose with barnyard notes. | 1.2302 | 0.04241 | 126 | 100 | 23 | 3 |
2410 | A bit of rosé to relax us before mousing. | 1.2302 | 0.04668 | 126 | 103 | 17 | 6 |
2411 | On the other hand, we both love comfort, right? | 1.2302 | 0.04241 | 126 | 100 | 23 | 3 |
2412 | You know, sometimes they say the person of your dreams has been right in front of you all along... | 1.2301 | 0.04171 | 113 | 88 | 24 | 1 |
2413 | Yes. It's Catbernet! | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
2414 | I'm hoping it may make you a bit less standoffish. | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
2415 | Well, shit Bob. This is awkward. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
2416 | Rough day at work? | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 92 | 17 | 4 |
2417 | No, it's not a prank, cat urine is one of its signature flavours. | 1.2300 | 0.05291 | 100 | 82 | 13 | 5 |
2418 | Don't give me that look. It's not merlot | 1.2300 | 0.04462 | 100 | 78 | 21 | 1 |
2419 | Thank you for your tip on how to get red wine out with white wine, but we both know that's not the problem. | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2420 | Why would you think it's okay to serve merlot? I'm a cat, not an animal. | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
2421 | Wow, the first 8 went quickly, cheers to a long number 9. | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2422 | You Garfield, me T S Eliot. | 1.2300 | 0.05478 | 100 | 83 | 11 | 6 |
2423 | I’ve been thinking maybe it’s time we take our relationship to the next level. | 1.2300 | 0.05660 | 100 | 84 | 9 | 7 |
2424 | Frankly I’m tired of catting around | 1.2300 | 0.05291 | 100 | 82 | 13 | 5 |
2425 | This one’s a Pinot meow | 1.2300 | 0.05478 | 100 | 83 | 11 | 6 |
2426 | A delectable Pinot noir; truly the cat's meow. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2427 | This is the worst wine I've tasted since I became a professional sommeowlier! | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2428 | We've hardly scratched the surface of this relationship | 1.2296 | 0.04328 | 135 | 109 | 21 | 5 |
2429 | impressive but without thumbs you are just posing | 1.2296 | 0.04198 | 135 | 108 | 23 | 4 |
2430 | It really IS not drinking alone when the cat's home. | 1.2295 | 0.04322 | 122 | 97 | 22 | 3 |
2431 | I can't get catnip curbside, but this is a lovely Cabernet. | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
2432 | I notice your feet are invisible. Is that new? | 1.2295 | 0.04625 | 122 | 99 | 18 | 5 |
2433 | Would you like some cheese with that wine or is that just with mice? | 1.2295 | 0.04625 | 122 | 99 | 18 | 5 |
2434 | I agree.First dates can be a little awkward. | 1.2295 | 0.04162 | 122 | 96 | 24 | 2 |
2435 | This'll put hair on my chest. | 1.2294 | 0.04813 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
2436 | Consider it a reward for clearing the mice out of the apartment. | 1.2294 | 0.04813 | 109 | 88 | 17 | 4 |
2437 | I'm happy you stopped scratching the couch, but now you need to watch it with the red wine | 1.2294 | 0.04986 | 109 | 89 | 15 | 5 |
2438 | I know it's not on your diet, but live a little. You can cut back on the kibble. | 1.2294 | 0.04813 | 109 | 88 | 17 | 4 |
2439 | Aged to purrfection, don't you think? | 1.2294 | 0.04633 | 109 | 87 | 19 | 3 |
2440 | Thanks for your help with the online meeting. Between your content and my allergies, I won't be wanted back in the office for weeks. | 1.2294 | 0.04633 | 109 | 87 | 19 | 3 |
2441 | Please, tell me more. I want to hear all about your evil plan for world conquest and domination. | 1.2294 | 0.05316 | 109 | 91 | 11 | 7 |
2442 | i think we've come a long way in the last 2 years... | 1.2294 | 0.04986 | 109 | 89 | 15 | 5 |
2443 | Cheers! Here’s to life number eight! | 1.2294 | 0.04446 | 109 | 86 | 21 | 2 |
2444 | Come sit closer so that I can hear you purr. | 1.2294 | 0.04633 | 109 | 87 | 19 | 3 |
2445 | How many more before you’re a lap cat? | 1.2294 | 0.04813 | 109 | 88 | 17 | 4 |
2446 | Hmm...I have my doubts about the color | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2447 | Scooch closer, little fella. Let's see that beautiful tail!" | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2448 | Fluffy didn’t appreciate Harold’s advances, but did truly love the Pinot. | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2449 | «I threw the stick, but I promise, I did not want to play.» | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2450 | ...robust, earthy with a hint of catnip. | 1.2290 | 0.04411 | 131 | 106 | 20 | 5 |
2451 | It’s over, it’s only us again. | 1.2290 | 0.04411 | 131 | 106 | 20 | 5 |
2452 | After we polish off the vino what do you say we scratch this thing to shreds? | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2453 | It's a red, like your ball of yarn. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2454 | A very nice Cabernip. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2455 | It has a pleasing complexity of apple, grape plus catnip. | 1.2288 | 0.04408 | 118 | 94 | 21 | 3 |
2456 | This would pair well with fancy feast. | 1.2288 | 0.04240 | 118 | 93 | 23 | 2 |
2457 | You said this Chardonnay is Puuurrrrrfect? | 1.2288 | 0.04876 | 118 | 97 | 15 | 6 |
2458 | I'll be honest, I don't do this often. | 1.2288 | 0.04408 | 118 | 94 | 21 | 3 |
2459 | I was catfished! | 1.2288 | 0.04408 | 118 | 94 | 21 | 3 |
2460 | No, asking me if I prefer a”meowlot” over a “clawdinay” is not offensive. By the way, I’m being sarcatstic. | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
2461 | Thanks for joining me. I know you hate to socialize. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2462 | I think you'll like this one. I detect notes of catnip and liver paté. | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2463 | With 1 being "not interested" and 10 being "very interested," is your desire to throw the wine onto the couch an 11 or a 12? | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2464 | It goes great with fish. | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
2465 | Wait, seriously? Orange fur. Lazy. Hates Mondays. Loves lasagna. Quippy dialogue. How have you possibly not heard of this? You honestly have to watch, it'd be right up your alley. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2466 | This'll make cleaning your litterbox more enjoyable." | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2467 | Catnip is so pedestrian. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2468 | Of course I’ll open a white later to go with the fish. | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
2469 | It’s not you, I’m just not ready to settle. | 1.2283 | 0.04060 | 127 | 100 | 25 | 2 |
2470 | White is fine if that's all you have. | 1.2283 | 0.04635 | 127 | 104 | 17 | 6 |
2471 | 1983? So this wine dates back to my 3rd life? | 1.2283 | 0.04498 | 127 | 103 | 19 | 5 |
2472 | They say it pairs well with kibble. | 1.2283 | 0.04663 | 92 | 72 | 19 | 1 |
2473 | I’m going to need more wine for this. | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
2474 | It doesn't taste like your own ass, but maybe it'll grow on you. | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
2475 | You don’t say…Really 9 lives? | 1.2281 | 0.04323 | 114 | 90 | 22 | 2 |
2476 | Yours is a 2016 vintage milk. | 1.2281 | 0.04831 | 114 | 93 | 16 | 5 |
2477 | Are you ready to move in? | 1.2281 | 0.04323 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
2478 | Actually, I really don’t think that “man’s best friend” has any meaning … | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
2479 | Senor Gato, what is your rating? 'The cat's meow' or 'the cat's pajamas?' | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
2480 | That's just an expression meaning I don't like the wine. | 1.2281 | 0.03947 | 114 | 96 | 15 | 3 |
2481 | I’ve been saving it for a mediocre occasion | 1.2281 | 0.04831 | 114 | 93 | 16 | 5 |
2482 | I believe you had a lot going on in your life. Some more milk? | 1.2279 | 0.04299 | 136 | 110 | 21 | 5 |
2483 | When we get a coffee table I'll do a chacuterie. | 1.2277 | 0.05243 | 101 | 83 | 13 | 5 |
2484 | It lasts longer than catnip. | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2485 | Well,what can I say? The dog prefers beer. | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2486 | I promised my AA partner I would never drink k alone. | 1.2277 | 0.05243 | 101 | 83 | 13 | 5 |
2487 | Felix, I think your business idea of marketing boxed wine to felines is certainly a good one, but the brand “cat box wine” just isn’t appealing. | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2488 | Purrsecco? You're cheap and corny. | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2489 | Oh my, I didn't plan a litter box. | 1.2277 | 0.04194 | 101 | 78 | 23 | 0 |
2490 | this feels weird! I can’t wait for you to go back to the office | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2491 | I read that Pinot Noir is well matched with hair balls. | 1.2276 | 0.04591 | 123 | 100 | 18 | 5 |
2492 | And then I said, “Lick MY butt? As if, Carolyn!” | 1.2276 | 0.04734 | 123 | 101 | 16 | 6 |
2493 | Oh. Then let me tell you about me instead. | 1.2276 | 0.04005 | 145 | 116 | 25 | 4 |
2494 | A toast that we both survived being together with no alone time. | 1.2273 | 0.04773 | 110 | 89 | 17 | 4 |
2495 | Schroedinger’s Cat Paradox: While, seemingly, very much alive, Flossy was bored to death by a long-winded description of her master’s thought experiment. | 1.2273 | 0.04637 | 132 | 109 | 16 | 7 |
2496 | Tastes like my tuna water with a hint of oak and French grapes. | 1.2273 | 0.04595 | 110 | 88 | 19 | 3 |
2497 | Ha! I just gave you the pill! | 1.2273 | 0.04410 | 110 | 87 | 21 | 2 |
2498 | If you think the alcohol is going to increase your chances of petting me, then you are sorely mistaken. | 1.2273 | 0.04511 | 132 | 108 | 18 | 6 |
2499 | The dog likes beer. You like wine. Let's start there. | 1.2273 | 0.04014 | 110 | 85 | 25 | 0 |
2500 | After being Catfished for the 9th time...Tiger was finally done with online dating. | 1.2273 | 0.05111 | 110 | 91 | 13 | 6 |
2501 | and . . . I can land on all fours every time! | 1.2273 | 0.04945 | 110 | 90 | 15 | 5 |
2502 | Here’s to us. Cheers! | 1.2273 | 0.04410 | 110 | 87 | 21 | 2 |
2503 | I had my reservations about adopting a pandemic cat, but I think we’ve been doing real well! | 1.2273 | 0.04217 | 110 | 86 | 23 | 1 |
2504 | I know they say this is the cats pajamas but you literally haven’t gotten out of your pajamas since quarantine | 1.2273 | 0.05535 | 88 | 72 | 12 | 4 |
2505 | so are you headed back to the office anytime soon? | 1.2273 | 0.05766 | 88 | 73 | 10 | 5 |
2506 | I'm sure it's cat-o-clock somewhere. | 1.2273 | 0.05271 | 110 | 92 | 11 | 7 |
2507 | Well, this brings a whole new meaning to being catfished. | 1.2273 | 0.04945 | 110 | 90 | 15 | 5 |
2508 | I thought we agreed to do more things together that I like. | 1.2270 | 0.04072 | 141 | 113 | 24 | 4 |
2509 | Cherries, oak and notes of human lonliness | 1.2269 | 0.04839 | 119 | 98 | 15 | 6 |
2510 | As long as we maintain a safe distance! | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
2511 | Here’s to your ninth life. | 1.2269 | 0.04375 | 119 | 95 | 21 | 3 |
2512 | I know you prefer reds, but try this Chardonnay. | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2513 | So, how many times should we toast, 'To life'? | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2514 | Which of your lives enjoys a good Pesach? | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2515 | Here's to Fluffy and that unfortunate microwave accident. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2516 | Isn't it interesting how we both seem to have no neck. | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2517 | Ralph was once again dapperly dressed enjoying a “caturday night” with his overtly sophisticated companion wondering why anyone in 2022 would actually want to engage with someone who gave a damn! | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2518 | So I asked him, ‘Why shouldn’t I date members of other species?’ But then he drooled on me. That’s why I’m going for cats now. | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2519 | You’re the only one who gets me | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2520 | Russell, you're never going to lose that weight until you stop the midnight snacking. | 1.2266 | 0.04327 | 128 | 103 | 21 | 4 |
2521 | You’re cooler than, well, your pajamas. | 1.2266 | 0.04466 | 128 | 104 | 19 | 5 |
2522 | I would offer you cheese but they've absconded with it once again — that's what I'd like to talk to you about. | 1.2266 | 0.04182 | 128 | 102 | 23 | 3 |
2523 | I got felines for you. | 1.2266 | 0.04327 | 128 | 103 | 21 | 4 |
2524 | I find two of these and you’re catatonic.” | 1.2264 | 0.05066 | 106 | 87 | 14 | 5 |
2525 | It's toilet water, you'll like it. | 1.2264 | 0.05240 | 106 | 88 | 12 | 6 |
2526 | Shall we chug on 'three'? | 1.2264 | 0.04503 | 106 | 84 | 20 | 2 |
2527 | I think you’ll like it. It’s a robust feline blend with a fishy nose and a hint of catnip. | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
2528 | Scoot over here and we'll clink glasses like real friends. | 1.2264 | 0.04084 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
2529 | Do you view our relationship as too liberal or too conservative? | 1.2264 | 0.05066 | 106 | 87 | 14 | 5 |
2530 | Do all your sitters bring wine? | 1.2264 | 0.04299 | 106 | 83 | 22 | 1 |
2531 | I think we’re going to enjoy our little cat chat! Drink up! | 1.2261 | 0.04108 | 115 | 90 | 24 | 1 |
2532 | Okay, maybe 'hair of the dog' wasn't appropriate. | 1.2261 | 0.04950 | 115 | 95 | 14 | 6 |
2533 | Puss, let me tell you, all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't help me, but the plastic surgeon on Front Street was a life changer. | 1.2261 | 0.04631 | 115 | 93 | 18 | 4 |
2534 | Well, it's supposed to smell like cat's pee, it's Sauvignon blanc. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2535 | I was never a cat lover until I met you. | 1.2258 | 0.04699 | 124 | 102 | 16 | 6 |
2536 | I think we have come to a good understanding since the Covid lockdown. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2537 | Do you have any regrets that your life is lived without regret? | 1.2258 | 0.04837 | 124 | 103 | 14 | 7 |
2538 | I'm glad we never found anyone better. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2539 | You're the first furry I've dated. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2540 | I thought you were the designated driver. | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2541 | I think it's time about we talk about "personal space." | 1.2258 | 0.04411 | 124 | 100 | 20 | 4 |
2542 | Maybe both of us have another glass of wine, you come sit on my lap, and we just see where the evening takes us? | 1.2258 | 0.04557 | 124 | 101 | 18 | 5 |
2543 | To wine lives | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2544 | So if I grab you by the scruff of your neck, you're totally immobilized? Like, you can't do anything at all? That's so crazy... | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2545 | So, what do you think of this cat-bernet? | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2546 | This wine is the cat's meow | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2547 | I think you'll find that red wine goes well with fish. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2548 | So we agree, I give you fresh tuna for dinner and you won't pounce on my face at 3 AM. I'm glad we had this little talk. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2549 | I appreciate the fact that, unlike the dog, you don't insist on a beer. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2550 | Sorry, I would've worn clothes if I'd known this was a date. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2551 | I know, Sauvignon tastes like your piss | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2552 | Let’s not and say we did | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2553 | I thought you'd appreciate its insouciance. | 1.2252 | 0.05069 | 111 | 92 | 13 | 6 |
2554 | NO! I did not...er...sneak your pill into it... | 1.2252 | 0.04183 | 111 | 87 | 23 | 1 |
2555 | He's going to ask me how I like the wine and all I want is a nap. | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
2556 | Are you picking up that rich, creamy body? | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
2557 | Drink up ... the dogs away !! | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
2558 | I always thought of myself more as a dog person but people can change. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
2559 | You wanna go snuggle or just drink ourselves into oblivion? | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
2560 | May I assume you know Lily through her late husband, Mr. Mittens? | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 93 | 12 | 6 |
2561 | Tell me when you’re ready for friskies. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
2562 | You know, the Word Jumble solution today was "neuter'. Which reminds me, I've been meaning to talk to you... | 1.2252 | 0.05069 | 111 | 92 | 13 | 6 |
2563 | Before we go any further, I wanted to ask — are you more of an indoor or an outdoor cat? | 1.2252 | 0.05069 | 111 | 92 | 13 | 6 |
2564 | I said terrior, Clive, not terrier. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
2565 | I think you'll like it. It's a 2010 Caternet Sauvignon with an opulent mousy texture and subtle undertones of cat nip. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
2566 | No, I’m fine over here, thanks. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
2567 | Thanks for making me feel social again you purrrfect feline. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
2568 | Before we get started, can you tell me the last time you were brushed? This is an expensive couch. | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
2569 | I feel like cats appreciate the subtleties of pinot noir much more than dogs. Don't you? | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
2570 | I'm not sure I like the new dynamic in this relationship. | 1.2250 | 0.04654 | 120 | 98 | 17 | 5 |
2571 | I just need to know - are you in or out? | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
2572 | Trust me. A Châteauneuf-du-Pape 2015 is the preferred pairing for mouse. | 1.2248 | 0.04435 | 129 | 105 | 19 | 5 |
2573 | It's a sulfite-forward varietal aged in a porcelain tank. | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
2574 | Ok fine. Maybe my idea of a fancy feast differs from yours. | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
2575 | First off, I hope red’s okay. Second off, I need you out of the house by Tuesday. I decided I’m not a cat person anymore | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
2576 | I hate Mondays | 1.2247 | 0.05926 | 89 | 75 | 8 | 6 |
2577 | So how was your day? My afternoon was spent getting my beautiful fur all over your couch. | 1.2247 | 0.05478 | 89 | 73 | 12 | 4 |
2578 | Fine, I'll just open a petit friske | 1.2246 | 0.03851 | 138 | 109 | 27 | 2 |
2579 | I thought you said felines and not feelings. Ugh. | 1.2246 | 0.04243 | 138 | 112 | 21 | 5 |
2580 | Yes, I agree we have to do something about the dogs drinking problem. | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2581 | 'Give it a try, the Former President said it would dissolve hairballs" | 1.2245 | 0.05335 | 98 | 81 | 12 | 5 |
2582 | And does catnip occupy a place in the annals of feline culture as champagne does for humans? | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2583 | this is nice...we never talk | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
2584 | Making friends with a new girlfriend's cat used to require just a rub of the whiskers and a can of tuna. | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
2585 | Doesn’t smell vegan to me | 1.2245 | 0.05335 | 98 | 81 | 12 | 5 |
2586 | I find my aloofness has always been my biggest strength | 1.2245 | 0.05529 | 98 | 82 | 10 | 6 |
2587 | It has notes of oak and mouse. | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
2588 | Yes, I do like it more than catnip | 1.2243 | 0.05023 | 107 | 88 | 14 | 5 |
2589 | So, even though Humpty Dumpty and the Cheshire Cat don't belong in the same story, there's no reason why they can enjoy a nice glass of cabernet together. | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
2590 | I had no idea you liked wine | 1.2243 | 0.04466 | 107 | 85 | 20 | 2 |
2591 | I usually don't let cats on the furniture on the first date. | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
2592 | I prefer Meowmi. | 1.2243 | 0.04466 | 107 | 88 | 16 | 3 |
2593 | We need to talk about bathroom schedules. | 1.2243 | 0.04466 | 107 | 85 | 20 | 2 |
2594 | No need to loosen my inhibitions, I still won't be affectionate. | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
2595 | Why not sit a little closer? | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
2596 | Well I can confidently say this is the first time I’ve been catfished by an actual cat. | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
2597 | Especially for you -- a Chat Eau du Pee-pee. | 1.2241 | 0.04756 | 116 | 95 | 16 | 5 |
2598 | Were not that much different | 1.2241 | 0.04756 | 116 | 95 | 16 | 5 |
2599 | So .... Is sitting on the couch as good as you thought it would be? | 1.2241 | 0.04756 | 116 | 95 | 16 | 5 |
2600 | Sorry, I am lactose-sensitive. | 1.2241 | 0.04257 | 116 | 92 | 22 | 2 |
2601 | You’ve only got nine lives, but those memes will live forever. | 1.2241 | 0.04911 | 116 | 96 | 14 | 6 |
2602 | Yes, she has a dog, but he is "really" friendly. | 1.2241 | 0.04756 | 116 | 95 | 16 | 5 |
2603 | Your plan was successful. I told them I couldn't RTW without you. They said someone in the office is allergic, so I'd need to WFH. | 1.2240 | 0.04379 | 125 | 101 | 20 | 4 |
2604 | Have I been Catfished? | 1.2240 | 0.04230 | 125 | 100 | 22 | 3 |
2605 | Okay, I understand now that the litter box is just for you. | 1.2240 | 0.04665 | 125 | 103 | 16 | 6 |
2606 | I've realized I'd rather be with someone who doesn't have the flexibility to work from home." | 1.2240 | 0.04665 | 125 | 103 | 16 | 6 |
2607 | You know Bella, the pandemic has been bad, but I am so glad for how close we are now. | 1.2238 | 0.04259 | 143 | 117 | 20 | 6 |
2608 | Regrettably, neither Warren nor Miffles realised that too much party wine could leave them neckless. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
2609 | Your first time using a dating app? | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2610 | 'Personally I prefer shrimp cocktail.' | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2611 | I still can’t get over how different you are from your profile photo! | 1.2234 | 0.05486 | 94 | 78 | 11 | 5 |
2612 | I'm hoping you'll learn to love me too. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2613 | So… tell me about your first eight lives. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2614 | Relax, it’s Cabernet Salmignon. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2615 | Cat: ok, you can seat on MY couch, how was your workday anyway? | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2616 | See? It's good for more than scratching. | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2617 | Yes, of course you are right, I need to get out more. | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
2618 | So you're looking for a boyfriend who WILL string you along? | 1.2233 | 0.04348 | 103 | 81 | 21 | 1 |
2619 | It’s called a cat-bernet… | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
2620 | You won't like it | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
2621 | It was a tough choice between the Purrsecco and the Pinot Meow! | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
2622 | I think you'll like it. It's a cat-bernet. | 1.2233 | 0.05150 | 103 | 85 | 13 | 5 |
2623 | It’s safe to say we know who’ll first land on all fours. | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
2624 | my street cred is gone - the cats on the block are saying i look soft like my owner. | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
2625 | Yes, I like scratches behind the ears as well | 1.2233 | 0.05150 | 103 | 85 | 13 | 5 |
2626 | You're only allowed to drink with me until I've got some friends | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
2627 | I’m on the pill for allergies | 1.2232 | 0.05027 | 112 | 93 | 13 | 6 |
2628 | I like a hearty tabernet with liver. Of course, you may prefer a purrlot. | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
2629 | Isn't this wine just purrfect? | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
2630 | I can see you're dubious, but trust me, it's way better than water. | 1.2232 | 0.05027 | 112 | 93 | 13 | 6 |
2631 | And if you move in with me, you will enjoy life-time supply of mice. | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
2632 | I think you'll find the finish rather curious. | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
2633 | This catbernet meowlot blend is showing purrfectly, don't you agree?” | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
2634 | I’m so glad you look exactly like your pictures on your profile. | 1.2232 | 0.05027 | 112 | 93 | 13 | 6 |
2635 | Here's to another year without rats in the Rathskeller. | 1.2231 | 0.04147 | 121 | 103 | 14 | 4 |
2636 | Not to be catty, but I wonder why this wine tastes so mousy. | 1.2231 | 0.04267 | 130 | 105 | 21 | 4 |
2637 | I don't know if you were just playing, but I'm really happy you swiped right. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2638 | You've never seen any musical other than Cats! | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
2639 | This just feels right. | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
2640 | Try again. There's an umlaut. Ge-würz-tram-i-ner. | 1.2222 | 0.04981 | 108 | 89 | 14 | 5 |
2641 | I think we both received the wrong information from the dating app, but I'm ok with it, how about you? | 1.2222 | 0.04682 | 90 | 71 | 18 | 1 |
2642 | I do detect a bouquet of honeysuckle, mint, and catnip. | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2643 | See, I didn't even KNOW you could make wine out of mice. | 1.2222 | 0.04873 | 117 | 97 | 14 | 6 |
2644 | The mice will shortly arrive with cheese and crackers. | 1.2222 | 0.04225 | 117 | 93 | 22 | 2 |
2645 | As I was telling you, I've been out of the dating game for a long time! | 1.2222 | 0.04046 | 117 | 92 | 24 | 1 |
2646 | Liquid mice, really? | 1.2222 | 0.04804 | 108 | 88 | 16 | 4 |
2647 | It's polite to call it Gooseberry, not cat pee. | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
2648 | Cheers. When we finish, I’ll groom you, you groom me. | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2649 | MEOW TO YOU! | 1.2222 | 0.05151 | 108 | 90 | 12 | 6 |
2650 | This is not what I had in mind when I requested a little pussy. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2651 | All I’m saying is it would be nice if you cleaned out MY litter box every once in a while. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2652 | Well Boots, this is a delightful surprise. You deserve it Puss now that you've mastered the litter box! | 1.2222 | 0.04873 | 117 | 97 | 14 | 6 |
2653 | The reviewers think it's the cat's meow. | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
2654 | So you see, I do consider you a peer. Now, about your half of the rent... | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
2655 | If you could just stop licking yourself in public I think we could work this thing out. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2656 | Just try it! 'Cat pee' is a common descriptor for the aroma of sauvignon blanc. | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
2657 | I think that you will find that it has a pleasing aroma of catnip! | 1.2222 | 0.04200 | 126 | 101 | 22 | 3 |
2658 | Now that the pandemic is winding down, I feel it’s time we got back to normal. | 1.2222 | 0.04429 | 108 | 86 | 20 | 2 |
2659 | Get it? Meowlot | 1.2222 | 0.04492 | 126 | 105 | 15 | 6 |
2660 | Could we talk about litter box etiquette? | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2661 | What I miss about quarantine. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2662 | I too taste notes of dander | 1.2222 | 0.05478 | 99 | 83 | 10 | 6 |
2663 | So I told them I'd rather stay home and drink wine with you! | 1.2222 | 0.04492 | 126 | 103 | 18 | 5 |
2664 | I do think an oak-y chardonnay would go better with tuna. | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2665 | It has notes of Catnip, so I thought you’d like it. | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
2666 | Those are the rules if you want to live here: 5:00 Happy Hour! | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2667 | While I maul you and rip you to shreds we can conduct cease fire talks in earnest. Trust me, I’m Russian. | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
2668 | So, guess you're wondering what's in it for me? | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2669 | I can’t taste the plum but my palate isn’t as refined as yours, Binx | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
2670 | I wouldn’t worry about that promotion , everyone thinks you’re the cats meow! | 1.2222 | 0.04348 | 126 | 102 | 20 | 4 |
2671 | how do you like the Catbernet? | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2672 | First, you're supposed to absorb the bouquet. | 1.2213 | 0.04871 | 122 | 102 | 13 | 7 |
2673 | But where's the shrimp? | 1.2213 | 0.04730 | 122 | 101 | 15 | 6 |
2674 | This Cabernet comes from the Look What the Cat Dragged In vineyard of Napa. | 1.2213 | 0.04584 | 122 | 100 | 17 | 5 |
2675 | Just look at those legs. | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 100 | 18 | 4 |
2676 | Yes, you could say, this is a nice “Cat Nip!” | 1.2212 | 0.04825 | 113 | 93 | 15 | 5 |
2677 | do you want me to add a bit of catnip? | 1.2212 | 0.04825 | 113 | 93 | 15 | 5 |
2678 | Stop saying everything is purrrfect……it’s annoying | 1.2212 | 0.04486 | 113 | 91 | 19 | 3 |
2679 | It's a DogBreath Chablis....7 dog years. | 1.2212 | 0.04659 | 113 | 92 | 17 | 4 |
2680 | This wine is purr-fection! | 1.2212 | 0.04659 | 113 | 92 | 17 | 4 |
2681 | So, how long have you been 'out? | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
2682 | Yes, a delicate herbal character, with catnip overtones. | 1.2212 | 0.04918 | 104 | 85 | 15 | 4 |
2683 | It has a bit of a barnyard tang, and goes well with Friskie's poultry flavors | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
2684 | This "Cat-bernet" has more than a hint of catnip. | 1.2212 | 0.04918 | 104 | 85 | 15 | 4 |
2685 | So then I said, “I don’t care who you are, you’ll have to take your shoes off if you want to stay.” | 1.2212 | 0.04312 | 104 | 82 | 21 | 1 |
2686 | Are you familar with the works of Felix? | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
2687 | It's just a saying. If you like it you can purr instead of meowing | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
2688 | Well, Gary, I don't know if chasing lint is really the right career for me anymore. | 1.2212 | 0.04918 | 104 | 85 | 15 | 4 |
2689 | I don't mind drinking wine with you, but would you please get off the couch? | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
2690 | I realize now I was setting you up for failure the moment I took out the laser pointer. | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
2691 | I was kind of hoping we could make this our regular thing. | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
2692 | This one pairs beautifully with mangled sparrow. | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
2693 | Not bad for a Cat-du-Rhône. | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2694 | I’m sorry that you’re going to have go through all of this nonsense 8 more times… | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2695 | It’s full bodied with notes of fresh mouse. | 1.2211 | 0.05433 | 95 | 79 | 11 | 5 |
2696 | While I respect your feelings in the matter, I do wonder whether you are being reasonable in your assessment of how the new puppy could possibly interfere with our relationship. | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2697 | Funny thing, my word of the day today was 'neuter' from the Middle English neutre, and from the Latin neuter... | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2698 | Yes, it's true, a glass a day keeps the vet away, and who are you to question Harvard's findings? | 1.2211 | 0.04534 | 95 | 75 | 19 | 1 |
2699 | OK, yes, I did put your pills in there. | 1.2209 | 0.05072 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
2700 | I agree. The last bottle was better than this one by exactly a whisker. | 1.2206 | 0.04134 | 136 | 112 | 19 | 5 |
2701 | I don’t care what they say, you are not finicky! | 1.2205 | 0.04017 | 127 | 103 | 21 | 3 |
2702 | This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I joined that new dating site! | 1.2205 | 0.04170 | 127 | 105 | 18 | 4 |
2703 | Come closer, my pet. | 1.2203 | 0.04525 | 118 | 96 | 18 | 4 |
2704 | More catbernet? | 1.2203 | 0.04525 | 118 | 96 | 18 | 4 |
2705 | Love her PURR. Sure wish I had my specs. | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
2706 | you can come closer. i don't have any fleas. | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
2707 | We seem to be in a different phase of our relationship since the lockdown started. | 1.2202 | 0.04393 | 109 | 87 | 20 | 2 |
2708 | If you think this is nice,wait until you see my bathroom. | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 |