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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2022-04-10T17:54:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2022-05-01T18:06:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2022-04-18T18:06:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | April 25 & May 2 |
Number of captions | 4727 |
Number of responses | 698173 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Sure, call Roadside Assistance. The more, the merrier. | 1.8590 | 0.01719 | 2057 | 790 | 767 | 500 |
1 | You’re gonna laugh—I actually had a mechanic for breakfast this morning. | 1.8451 | 0.01362 | 3473 | 1429 | 1153 | 891 |
2 | Don't worry, you'll be running in no time. | 1.8236 | 0.01068 | 5567 | 2345 | 1859 | 1363 |
3 | Good news, your car troubles are over. | 1.8057 | 0.01076 | 5523 | 2426 | 1752 | 1345 |
4 | Ahh, dinner and a V8. My favorite! | 1.7973 | 0.01383 | 3370 | 1496 | 1061 | 813 |
5 | I know what they say, but you really should have taken the road most travelled. | 1.7925 | 0.02542 | 911 | 382 | 336 | 193 |
6 | When he told you, 'bear right,' he wasn't giving you directions. | 1.7901 | 0.01258 | 3987 | 1763 | 1298 | 926 |
7 | How does it feel to be endangered? | 1.7855 | 0.02788 | 811 | 361 | 263 | 187 |
8 | Look what just arrived? Meal on Wheels! | 1.7822 | 0.01653 | 2277 | 1010 | 753 | 514 |
9 | Well hello, meals on wheels... | 1.7769 | 0.01416 | 3080 | 1371 | 1025 | 684 |
10 | You want to check for coolant leaks, make sure the electrical couplings are solid, and maybe leave a note for next of kin in the front windshield. | 1.7752 | 0.01239 | 4013 | 1789 | 1337 | 887 |
11 | You don't need a jump start. You need a head start. | 1.7728 | 0.01174 | 4476 | 2005 | 1483 | 988 |
12 | That's going to cost you an arm and a leg. Probably more. | 1.7719 | 0.01936 | 1587 | 694 | 561 | 332 |
13 | Fooled by that 'Bear Left' sign, were we? | 1.7705 | 0.01814 | 1795 | 788 | 633 | 374 |
14 | Let's see if we can get you up and running. | 1.7688 | 0.01412 | 2945 | 1284 | 1058 | 603 |
15 | I guess we both need to rethink our dinner plans. | 1.7672 | 0.01259 | 3699 | 1617 | 1329 | 753 |
16 | Don’t panic, I’m good. There was a tour bus here a few days ago. | 1.7671 | 0.01305 | 3435 | 1497 | 1241 | 697 |
17 | Oh, thank God! I was worried that growling noise was coming from my engine. | 1.7664 | 0.01555 | 2410 | 1049 | 875 | 486 |
18 | That's gonna cost you an arm and a leg. | 1.7643 | 0.01285 | 3801 | 1747 | 1203 | 851 |
19 | Bet I can get you running. | 1.7639 | 0.01392 | 3062 | 1355 | 1075 | 632 |
20 | Looks like your timing is off. | 1.7597 | 0.01563 | 2422 | 1077 | 850 | 495 |
21 | Well, well. If it isn’t Mr Don’t Feed The Bears, Kids. | 1.7572 | 0.01473 | 2904 | 1353 | 903 | 648 |
22 | Fred realizes a little too late that the noise is not, in fact, coming from the transmission. | 1.7541 | 0.01228 | 4034 | 1845 | 1336 | 853 |
23 | Tonight...Ubear Eats. | 1.7528 | 0.01655 | 2326 | 1102 | 700 | 524 |
24 | Ooh, a pop-up restaurant. | 1.7525 | 0.01077 | 5310 | 2455 | 1714 | 1141 |
25 | This repair is going to cost you an arm and a leg. | 1.7523 | 0.01342 | 3355 | 1544 | 1103 | 708 |
26 | I can’t call you a tow truck, but I can call you dinner.” | 1.7492 | 0.01931 | 1547 | 691 | 554 | 302 |
27 | Now this is what I call meals on wheels. | 1.7461 | 0.01169 | 4490 | 2091 | 1448 | 951 |
28 | I'm guessing my World Wildlife Fund membership doesn't matter? | 1.7446 | 0.01982 | 1425 | 627 | 535 | 263 |
29 | I think your real problem is the hibernator. | 1.7442 | 0.01317 | 3639 | 1733 | 1104 | 802 |
30 | Running on empty? What a coincidence! | 1.7434 | 0.01474 | 2748 | 1263 | 927 | 558 |
31 | Take your time. I just ate. | 1.7429 | 0.01433 | 2680 | 1170 | 1029 | 481 |
32 | Just then, the situation turned from bad to Grizzly. | 1.7377 | 0.01291 | 3755 | 1797 | 1146 | 812 |
33 | Thank God for meals on wheels. | 1.7372 | 0.01818 | 1792 | 828 | 607 | 357 |
34 | Ironically, Fred had used up all of his bear spray at the Capitol Riot earlier that day. | 1.7309 | 0.01993 | 1650 | 822 | 450 | 378 |
35 | My mother in law is in the back seat.She’s delicious. | 1.7302 | 0.01739 | 2005 | 951 | 644 | 410 |
36 | Could be a timing issue. | 1.7273 | 0.01717 | 1892 | 856 | 696 | 340 |
37 | Oh good its already open, the hard part is getting them out of the shell. | 1.7271 | 0.01613 | 2294 | 1093 | 738 | 463 |
38 | It was at that exact moment, John realized his AAA membership had also expired. | 1.7268 | 0.01610 | 2233 | 1034 | 775 | 424 |
39 | Remember when engine trouble was your biggest concern? | 1.7254 | 0.01734 | 1810 | 809 | 689 | 312 |
40 | Oh, I don’t think you’ll be needing a tow. | 1.7233 | 0.01673 | 1944 | 872 | 738 | 334 |
41 | Sure, it could be condensation in the distributor, but that may not be your biggest problem. | 1.7199 | 0.01416 | 2806 | 1295 | 1005 | 506 |
42 | I can give you a head start, but not a jump start. | 1.7129 | 0.01655 | 1992 | 911 | 742 | 339 |
43 | You should be more tender than the bicyclist. He was all muscle. | 1.7006 | 0.01465 | 2872 | 1448 | 838 | 586 |
44 | Are you my Uber Eats delivery? | 1.6977 | 0.01973 | 1439 | 686 | 502 | 251 |
45 | Hello....I have important news about your car’s extended warranty. | 1.6896 | 0.02983 | 654 | 323 | 211 | 120 |
46 | Yes, it's true. We do that in the woods. Did you just do that in your pants? | 1.6890 | 0.01857 | 1765 | 897 | 520 | 348 |
47 | I do not think the carburetor is your problem. | 1.6875 | 0.02022 | 1347 | 647 | 474 | 226 |
48 | I'm not sure that's the best use of your time right now. | 1.6853 | 0.03350 | 502 | 245 | 170 | 87 |
49 | And to think that just a few weeks ago I'd never heard of Uber Eats. | 1.6835 | 0.01659 | 2180 | 1108 | 654 | 418 |
50 | You must be my Grub Hub order | 1.6692 | 0.01864 | 1599 | 796 | 536 | 267 |
51 | Bad timing belt? | 1.6619 | 0.01792 | 1810 | 935 | 552 | 323 |
52 | You call it engine trouble. I call it synchronicity. | 1.6556 | 0.02482 | 871 | 435 | 301 | 135 |
53 | I see the meals on wheels has arrived. | 1.6554 | 0.02023 | 1454 | 769 | 417 | 268 |
54 | I think I can get you running. | 1.6546 | 0.01904 | 1572 | 818 | 481 | 273 |
55 | I don't think your alternator is your worst problem. | 1.6545 | 0.01796 | 1673 | 868 | 527 | 278 |
56 | I can fix that for you,but it will cost you an arm and a leg. | 1.6542 | 0.01870 | 1709 | 908 | 484 | 317 |
57 | Check your timing. It doesn't look good. | 1.6480 | 0.02009 | 1395 | 737 | 417 | 241 |
58 | Remember that cute little cub bear you flipped off at the Bronx Zoo? | 1.6447 | 0.02060 | 1348 | 710 | 407 | 231 |
59 | Sure I can help, but it’ll cost you an arm and a leg | 1.6429 | 0.02005 | 1459 | 781 | 418 | 260 |
60 | Ever have one of those days when everything seems to go right? | 1.6413 | 0.02010 | 1405 | 741 | 427 | 237 |
61 | I've been waiting for drive-thru. | 1.6408 | 0.02154 | 1108 | 555 | 396 | 157 |
62 | You look like you could use a hug. | 1.6400 | 0.02031 | 1336 | 695 | 427 | 214 |
63 | Well,well,well. Still got your guns in the trunk Mr. Hunter? | 1.6367 | 0.02307 | 1046 | 550 | 326 | 170 |
64 | Stan began to feel a little self-conscious about the salmon pink trousers. | 1.6311 | 0.02187 | 1190 | 639 | 351 | 200 |
65 | The sign did say bear left! | 1.6276 | 0.02197 | 1219 | 670 | 333 | 216 |
66 | Can I talk to you about your car’s extended warranty? | 1.6272 | 0.02487 | 963 | 533 | 256 | 174 |
67 | Allow me. I'm a car-nivore. | 1.6252 | 0.02315 | 1062 | 603 | 265 | 194 |
68 | And you thought your car breaking down was the worst thing that could happen to you today? | 1.6252 | 0.02129 | 1222 | 653 | 374 | 195 |
69 | I can fix it for you, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg. | 1.6251 | 0.02373 | 1083 | 609 | 271 | 203 |
70 | Robert Frost was right, the road less traveled really does make all the difference. | 1.6231 | 0.02218 | 1141 | 616 | 339 | 186 |
71 | I've seen it before; it's just playing dead. | 1.6224 | 0.02513 | 850 | 449 | 273 | 128 |
72 | This is the “grin” part and here comes the “bear it”. | 1.6218 | 0.02548 | 833 | 442 | 264 | 127 |
73 | I can help you, but it will cost you an arm and a leg. | 1.6208 | 0.02348 | 952 | 516 | 288 | 148 |
74 | "Didn't the guy at the gas station warn you - bear to the right?" | 1.6170 | 0.02377 | 1000 | 557 | 273 | 170 |
75 | I can't help with your car, but I can get you running. | 1.6127 | 0.02320 | 927 | 510 | 278 | 139 |
76 | Times when you wish you didn't ignore the "check engine" light. | 1.6055 | 0.02302 | 1014 | 551 | 312 | 151 |
77 | Well, look who just joined the endangered species list. | 1.6033 | 0.02778 | 784 | 454 | 187 | 143 |
78 | Looks like this might cost you an arm and a leg. | 1.6020 | 0.02633 | 789 | 438 | 229 | 122 |
79 | I’m your bear to cross. | 1.6008 | 0.02608 | 799 | 440 | 238 | 121 |
80 | Already late for dinner with the in-laws, Bob hadn't thought his day could get any worse. | 1.6002 | 0.02514 | 828 | 448 | 263 | 117 |
81 | I just love food delivery. | 1.5998 | 0.02528 | 832 | 454 | 257 | 121 |
82 | It looks like one of the hoses. I ate a guy yesterday with the same problem. | 1.5941 | 0.02601 | 786 | 433 | 239 | 114 |
83 | On your way to your grandmother’s are you? | 1.5888 | 0.02586 | 788 | 436 | 240 | 112 |
84 | I love Ubeareats. | 1.5888 | 0.02617 | 800 | 451 | 227 | 122 |
85 | If you're going to just sit there, can you at least hold the flashlight? | 1.5869 | 0.02842 | 673 | 379 | 193 | 101 |
86 | Honey, tell the cubs our Grubhub order is here. | 1.5866 | 0.02750 | 733 | 417 | 202 | 114 |
87 | As Fred saw the bear behind him, he couldn't help but think of his father, who always told him that knowing how to fix his own car would save his life one day. | 1.5858 | 0.02655 | 717 | 391 | 232 | 94 |
88 | Don’t you wish carnivore meant I eat cars? | 1.5854 | 0.02899 | 726 | 434 | 159 | 133 |
89 | I'm here to jump you. | 1.5840 | 0.02873 | 625 | 345 | 195 | 85 |
90 | Your problem is your timing! | 1.5836 | 0.02938 | 670 | 391 | 167 | 112 |
91 | Me knowing how to speak is the least of your problems. | 1.5827 | 0.02916 | 647 | 369 | 179 | 99 |
92 | That sound wasn't coming from your engine. | 1.5822 | 0.02617 | 766 | 440 | 211 | 115 |
93 | Go ahead. I don't mind if my food's a little greasy. | 1.5801 | 0.02751 | 662 | 363 | 214 | 85 |
94 | Didn't you see that sign back there... "Bear Right"? | 1.5797 | 0.02798 | 659 | 374 | 191 | 94 |
95 | Still laughing at the kids who took shop class, Mr. AP English? | 1.5787 | 0.03033 | 629 | 370 | 154 | 105 |
96 | Got any snacks in the car or just you? | 1.5786 | 0.03004 | 560 | 309 | 178 | 73 |
97 | A mechanic in these parts will cost you an arm and a leg. | 1.5770 | 0.02974 | 636 | 370 | 165 | 101 |
98 | Finally -- my Uber Eats delivery. | 1.5732 | 0.02878 | 635 | 360 | 186 | 89 |
99 | Are you the meal delivery service? | 1.5730 | 0.02801 | 637 | 353 | 203 | 81 |
100 | Oh boy! Road kill! | 1.5718 | 0.02707 | 696 | 405 | 190 | 101 |
101 | Don't hurry. I'll wait. | 1.5716 | 0.02691 | 691 | 384 | 219 | 88 |
102 | Don't just sit there, hold the flashlight. | 1.5709 | 0.03044 | 564 | 320 | 166 | 78 |
103 | I won’t taste very good; I’m an attorney. | 1.5693 | 0.03176 | 548 | 320 | 144 | 84 |
104 | And just like that, Charlie's career as a Door Dash driver ended in a spectacularly ironic manner. | 1.5671 | 0.03262 | 499 | 287 | 141 | 71 |
105 | Got AAA? The last repairman was delicious. | 1.5671 | 0.02907 | 589 | 329 | 186 | 74 |
106 | Fixing that engine's gonna cost you an arm and a leg. | 1.5670 | 0.03190 | 552 | 326 | 139 | 87 |
107 | I'd offer to help, but I just got my claws done. | 1.5669 | 0.02883 | 598 | 334 | 189 | 75 |
108 | Food and a toy! | 1.5664 | 0.02784 | 685 | 397 | 189 | 99 |
109 | Your troubles are almost over. | 1.5653 | 0.03023 | 582 | 336 | 163 | 83 |
110 | I can't fix this with you looking over my shoulder. | 1.5648 | 0.03004 | 540 | 300 | 175 | 65 |
111 | Don’t you just love it when food gets delivered? | 1.5620 | 0.02958 | 621 | 364 | 165 | 92 |
112 | Take your time. I'm intermittent fasting until noon. | 1.5615 | 0.03064 | 577 | 338 | 154 | 85 |
113 | I can fix it for you but it’s going to cost you an arm and a leg. | 1.5614 | 0.03212 | 529 | 311 | 139 | 79 |
114 | Great news. You can stop worrying about car repairs. | 1.5611 | 0.03096 | 540 | 310 | 157 | 73 |
115 | When checking under the hood,Fred made a grizzly discovery. | 1.5608 | 0.03106 | 567 | 339 | 140 | 88 |
116 | Well, look at this. Meal delivery service has finally come to my neck of the woods. | 1.5607 | 0.03079 | 535 | 307 | 157 | 71 |
117 | I gave up red meat for Lent-and you show up. | 1.5594 | 0.03143 | 522 | 300 | 152 | 70 |
118 | I love my new Uber Eats app! | 1.5585 | 0.02906 | 650 | 385 | 167 | 98 |
119 | Hey, I know you! Many years ago your daughter ate up all my porridge and fell asleep in my bed. | 1.5537 | 0.03031 | 540 | 308 | 165 | 67 |
120 | Quit grinning like an idiot and hold the flashlight! | 1.5530 | 0.03124 | 519 | 299 | 153 | 67 |
121 | I’ll check your fluids. | 1.5526 | 0.03166 | 494 | 282 | 151 | 61 |
122 | Do you want me to jump you? | 1.5522 | 0.03105 | 556 | 329 | 147 | 80 |
123 | Thank you. It's so rare for anyone to stop these days. | 1.5514 | 0.03047 | 506 | 283 | 167 | 56 |
124 | A mechanic will charge you an arm and a leg. I'll do it for just the leg. | 1.5496 | 0.03093 | 544 | 319 | 151 | 74 |
125 | I think I can solve both our problems. | 1.5495 | 0.02856 | 646 | 381 | 175 | 90 |
126 | Your timing is off. | 1.5495 | 0.03136 | 495 | 282 | 154 | 59 |
127 | The good news is you won’t have to pay for towing | 1.5458 | 0.03317 | 480 | 285 | 128 | 67 |
128 | Any chance you're a vegan? | 1.5449 | 0.03375 | 457 | 270 | 125 | 62 |
129 | If you'll come back to my cottage, I think I've got a gasket that's juuuust right. | 1.5431 | 0.03165 | 464 | 262 | 152 | 50 |
130 | So you're an Uber Eats driver. How ironic. | 1.5424 | 0.03414 | 472 | 287 | 114 | 71 |
131 | I'm not sure about the car, but I bet I can get YOU running. | 1.5410 | 0.03123 | 451 | 270 | 126 | 55 |
132 | This just isn't your night. | 1.5404 | 0.03426 | 433 | 255 | 122 | 56 |
133 | Let's see how fast YOU can go from 0 to 60? | 1.5401 | 0.03297 | 474 | 281 | 130 | 63 |
134 | Sooo, want me to jump you? | 1.5394 | 0.03401 | 432 | 253 | 125 | 54 |
135 | I have a feeling you'll be up and running soon. | 1.5389 | 0.03332 | 475 | 285 | 124 | 66 |
136 | You're out of the car -- it's like I won the lottery. | 1.5370 | 0.03338 | 432 | 250 | 132 | 50 |
137 | It's ironic - I call this spot MY filling station. | 1.5364 | 0.03197 | 494 | 292 | 139 | 63 |
138 | Guess what else we do in the woods? | 1.5363 | 0.03471 | 427 | 267 | 96 | 64 |
139 | The guy from AAA was delicious | 1.5353 | 0.03431 | 467 | 287 | 110 | 70 |
140 | Either eat me or help me, just stop standing there. | 1.5348 | 0.03444 | 417 | 245 | 121 | 51 |
141 | Car doesn't run? Do you? | 1.5340 | 0.03407 | 412 | 244 | 118 | 50 |
142 | Looks like you will be staying for dinner | 1.5338 | 0.03363 | 444 | 263 | 125 | 56 |
143 | They promised warm food delivered in under an hour and they were right. | 1.5335 | 0.03487 | 448 | 275 | 107 | 66 |
144 | Uber Eats really does deliver. | 1.5328 | 0.03413 | 411 | 239 | 125 | 47 |
145 | Oh, my food delivery has arrived! | 1.5274 | 0.03278 | 457 | 271 | 131 | 55 |
146 | Car repairs can eat you alive. Or I can. | 1.5271 | 0.03670 | 351 | 205 | 107 | 39 |
147 | Don't ask me. I'm not the one with an opposable thumb. | 1.5267 | 0.03092 | 543 | 330 | 140 | 73 |
148 | Dead of night, lonely back road, car's running like a top, what could possibly go wrong? | 1.5266 | 0.03424 | 395 | 229 | 124 | 42 |
149 | I love food delivery | 1.5214 | 0.03585 | 374 | 222 | 109 | 43 |
150 | You know. . . I have jumper cables back in my den. | 1.5212 | 0.03442 | 401 | 237 | 119 | 45 |
151 | Hate to throw another wrench into your plans. | 1.5209 | 0.03451 | 382 | 222 | 121 | 39 |
152 | Would you be interested in hearing about our roadside assistance program? | 1.5203 | 0.03451 | 419 | 253 | 114 | 52 |
153 | You are now in a bear market | 1.5200 | 0.03449 | 400 | 237 | 118 | 45 |
154 | Well, hello there 'Mr. No Thank You, I Don't Want the Extended Warranty.'" | 1.5199 | 0.03663 | 402 | 251 | 93 | 58 |
155 | Got any honey to go with that lemon? | 1.5186 | 0.03988 | 349 | 221 | 75 | 53 |
156 | We've been trying to reach you to discuss your vehicle's extended warranty | 1.5179 | 0.03718 | 392 | 246 | 89 | 57 |
157 | Oh, pay no attention to me. I eat mostly berries. | 1.5179 | 0.03513 | 336 | 202 | 99 | 35 |
158 | Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.5172 | 0.03534 | 406 | 248 | 106 | 52 |
159 | What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. | 1.5172 | 0.03705 | 379 | 234 | 94 | 51 |
160 | Bad timing? Depends how you look at it. | 1.5168 | 0.03572 | 387 | 234 | 106 | 47 |
161 | Too bad! You didn't understand the sign that said "Bear Left " | 1.5156 | 0.03546 | 417 | 259 | 101 | 57 |
162 | On the bright side, it doesn't matter if you get it started or not… | 1.5149 | 0.03859 | 369 | 234 | 80 | 55 |
163 | Try not to get oil on your hands, it’s bad for my digestion. | 1.5148 | 0.03456 | 439 | 273 | 106 | 60 |
164 | Stop it! I hate greasy food. | 1.5132 | 0.03975 | 341 | 215 | 77 | 49 |
165 | Taking the act on the road was YOUR idea. Now shut up and grab the unicycle from the trunk. | 1.5117 | 0.03923 | 342 | 214 | 81 | 47 |
166 | Stanley realized immediately that his alternator was not the real problem... | 1.5109 | 0.03650 | 368 | 224 | 100 | 44 |
167 | Hi! I'm here to reduce your carbon footprint. | 1.5096 | 0.03589 | 418 | 265 | 93 | 60 |
168 | Suddenly, Sam's faulty carburetor became less of an immediate concern. | 1.5085 | 0.03643 | 352 | 211 | 103 | 38 |
169 | Do you need an Ubear? | 1.5065 | 0.03544 | 383 | 233 | 106 | 44 |
170 | Don't look now but you have a new fluid leak. | 1.5032 | 0.03956 | 308 | 201 | 64 | 43 |
171 | What frightens you more: my razor sharp claws or the fact that I can talk? | 1.5018 | 0.04220 | 273 | 168 | 73 | 32 |
172 | I like things that don't run. | 1.5018 | 0.04353 | 275 | 174 | 64 | 37 |
173 | Well, you ignored multiple phone calls about your car's extended warranty. What did you expect? | 1.4985 | 0.03549 | 333 | 215 | 78 | 40 |
174 | Two full moons tonight. | 1.4984 | 0.04460 | 315 | 217 | 39 | 59 |
175 | If I really wanted to scare you, I'd give you an estimate. | 1.4982 | 0.04403 | 283 | 184 | 57 | 42 |
176 | The warranty on your car has expired. Reaching out to you one last time. | 1.4970 | 0.03584 | 330 | 202 | 95 | 33 |
177 | Mmm...roadkill. | 1.4968 | 0.04049 | 308 | 194 | 75 | 39 |
178 | I may be just a bear but it sounds to me like you have a clogged fuel injector. | 1.4965 | 0.04150 | 282 | 175 | 74 | 33 |
179 | I'm not sure I see a win-win outcome here. | 1.4961 | 0.04312 | 254 | 156 | 70 | 28 |
180 | Now how do we feel about that warrantee extension.... | 1.4950 | 0.04065 | 301 | 189 | 75 | 37 |
181 | I bet you're ready to talk about your car's extended warranty now. | 1.4937 | 0.04022 | 316 | 201 | 74 | 41 |
182 | I’ll wait until you finish. | 1.4936 | 0.03672 | 314 | 191 | 93 | 30 |
183 | Guess who is coming to dinner? | 1.4936 | 0.03958 | 312 | 195 | 80 | 37 |
184 | Hey Timmy--er, guess it's Tim now. It's me! I lived under your bed. Ate your shoes. We were afraid to go in the basement. Good times. | 1.4929 | 0.04048 | 280 | 171 | 80 | 29 |
185 | Don't just sit there breathing heavily, come hold this flashlight for me! | 1.4926 | 0.03738 | 337 | 208 | 92 | 37 |
186 | Now that I have your attention, let me tell you about your car's extended warranty. | 1.4923 | 0.04075 | 323 | 210 | 67 | 46 |
187 | Well, yes, I am a deadly carnivore, but I also dabble in mechanics. | 1.4913 | 0.04001 | 289 | 180 | 77 | 32 |
188 | I love drive in food | 1.4910 | 0.03739 | 334 | 206 | 92 | 36 |
189 | Mmmmm! Uber Eats! | 1.4899 | 0.03697 | 345 | 214 | 93 | 38 |
190 | Forget about your car warranty, is your health insurance up to date? | 1.4894 | 0.03829 | 329 | 206 | 85 | 38 |
191 | Didn't the sign back there say, "Bear Right"? | 1.4881 | 0.03886 | 293 | 183 | 79 | 31 |
192 | As Bob turned around, he realized it was too late to take the park ranger's advice. "Whatever you do, don't get out of your car." | 1.4874 | 0.04047 | 277 | 170 | 79 | 28 |
193 | Don't worry, it'll be quick. I've got to get back under little Timmy's bed. | 1.4864 | 0.03755 | 294 | 185 | 79 | 30 |
194 | Don't mind me. I'll just sit here and watch. | 1.4855 | 0.03806 | 311 | 191 | 89 | 31 |
195 | I ate the Gecko, he’s not coming. | 1.4855 | 0.04122 | 276 | 172 | 74 | 30 |
196 | Take your time, it's still too early for breakfast. | 1.4840 | 0.03824 | 312 | 193 | 87 | 32 |
197 | You must be the Uber eats I ordered | 1.4839 | 0.03393 | 372 | 225 | 114 | 33 |
198 | You might ask the wife and kids to come out and help you. | 1.4839 | 0.03606 | 403 | 263 | 85 | 55 |
199 | I can wait till you finish. | 1.4835 | 0.03698 | 333 | 206 | 93 | 34 |
200 | Are you my DoorDash order? | 1.4830 | 0.03784 | 265 | 169 | 70 | 26 |
201 | Sounded like it threw a rod. According to the guys on Car Talk, when that happens the best thing to do is let a bear eat you. | 1.4828 | 0.03942 | 319 | 204 | 76 | 39 |
202 | Harold had a sudden realization that maybe this hadn't been the best time to check his wiper fluid levels | 1.4820 | 0.04208 | 305 | 202 | 59 | 44 |
203 | That wasn’t your engine. That rumbling was my stomach. | 1.4819 | 0.03754 | 332 | 208 | 88 | 36 |
204 | I would worry less about your empty tank and more about mine. | 1.4811 | 0.04111 | 291 | 186 | 70 | 35 |
205 | I thought they said "roadside assistance will be there soon, just bear with us" | 1.4811 | 0.04024 | 291 | 183 | 76 | 32 |
206 | You Finish what you're doing, I can wait for dinner. | 1.4789 | 0.03748 | 284 | 169 | 94 | 21 |
207 | Don't mind me. That's just my stomach growling. | 1.4786 | 0.03440 | 397 | 253 | 99 | 45 |
208 | Didn’t the directions say bear right? | 1.4783 | 0.03944 | 299 | 188 | 79 | 32 |
209 | You won't believe it, but I'm actually a mechanic | 1.4771 | 0.04014 | 306 | 197 | 72 | 37 |
210 | Not your lucky night, is it | 1.4769 | 0.03911 | 325 | 210 | 75 | 40 |
211 | You call it Apple Maps… I call it DoorDash… | 1.4767 | 0.03990 | 300 | 191 | 75 | 34 |
212 | Are you gluten free? | 1.4756 | 0.04412 | 225 | 139 | 65 | 21 |
213 | Nope, sorry. But I do have the head of some guy named Phillip. | 1.4754 | 0.03747 | 284 | 170 | 93 | 21 |
214 | Drop that rock on the roof and we'll split the insurance. | 1.4729 | 0.04295 | 258 | 165 | 64 | 29 |
215 | Hi. Are you my Uber Eats order? | 1.4727 | 0.04130 | 275 | 175 | 70 | 30 |
216 | I can’t help fix your car, but I can make you not need it anymore. | 1.4727 | 0.04162 | 275 | 176 | 68 | 31 |
217 | Maybe it's just playing dead. | 1.4724 | 0.04273 | 254 | 161 | 66 | 27 |
218 | Carl realized his engine was the least of his problems. | 1.4723 | 0.03974 | 271 | 167 | 80 | 24 |
219 | Is it Red to Red or Red to Black? I can never remember. | 1.4718 | 0.03908 | 284 | 176 | 82 | 26 |
220 | My tank is kinda empty too. | 1.4716 | 0.03504 | 282 | 180 | 78 | 24 |
221 | So, the good news is that there is a service station just down the road. | 1.4713 | 0.03696 | 314 | 194 | 92 | 28 |
222 | I suppose it would be too much to ask you to hold the flashlight? | 1.4712 | 0.04011 | 295 | 189 | 73 | 33 |
223 | It’s probably bad timing | 1.4704 | 0.04347 | 270 | 178 | 57 | 35 |
224 | Now you're just being greedy. Final offer, both AAA guys AFTER they restart it. | 1.4697 | 0.04323 | 264 | 172 | 60 | 32 |
225 | It’s dinner time, I’ll look at your car after I finish”. | 1.4688 | 0.03495 | 256 | 169 | 64 | 23 |
226 | Ahh, I love fast food delivery! | 1.4679 | 0.04107 | 265 | 167 | 72 | 26 |
227 | No, no, go ahead and fix it . . . I like a challenge. | 1.4667 | 0.03878 | 270 | 165 | 84 | 21 |
228 | The sign did say "bear right" | 1.4667 | 0.04085 | 270 | 171 | 72 | 27 |
229 | Now who's an endangered species? | 1.4661 | 0.04558 | 221 | 141 | 57 | 23 |
230 | Honey, we're fine. AAA says they'll be here within the hour. Honey? | 1.4653 | 0.03976 | 288 | 191 | 63 | 34 |
231 | Your car died. I see a pattern here. | 1.4652 | 0.04554 | 230 | 149 | 55 | 26 |
232 | You're in luck, I gave up red meat for lent. | 1.4649 | 0.04301 | 228 | 149 | 55 | 24 |
233 | You're from Alabama? I just love Southern food. | 1.4644 | 0.04135 | 267 | 173 | 65 | 29 |
234 | Yes, I've already tried jiggling the wires. | 1.4615 | 0.04197 | 260 | 167 | 66 | 27 |
235 | Make yourself useful and hold my flashlight. | 1.4600 | 0.04089 | 250 | 156 | 73 | 21 |
236 | You're fast. I called for delivery only 20 minutes ago. | 1.4588 | 0.04114 | 279 | 182 | 66 | 31 |
237 | I've been waiting all day for a Tesla driver. But you'll do. | 1.4586 | 0.04022 | 266 | 168 | 74 | 24 |
238 | Oh, so when the GPS said, "Bear left"...... | 1.4585 | 0.04649 | 229 | 152 | 49 | 28 |
239 | I'm just admiring your optimism. | 1.4585 | 0.04649 | 229 | 152 | 49 | 28 |
240 | Go ahead. Make yourself look big. | 1.4574 | 0.04147 | 258 | 165 | 68 | 25 |
241 | Sorry, that's actually my stomach rumbling. | 1.4571 | 0.03683 | 315 | 199 | 88 | 28 |
242 | Here’s your problem. | 1.4570 | 0.04129 | 302 | 204 | 58 | 40 |
243 | I love late night delivery. | 1.4568 | 0.04409 | 243 | 159 | 57 | 27 |
244 | Looks like you’re between a rock and a crankcase. | 1.4549 | 0.04628 | 233 | 156 | 48 | 29 |
245 | Good luck, bad luck, it's all a matter of perspective. | 1.4549 | 0.04506 | 233 | 153 | 54 | 26 |
246 | This'll only take a minute. | 1.4545 | 0.04130 | 253 | 161 | 69 | 23 |
247 | I'd offer to help, but I'm on my dinner break. | 1.4525 | 0.04088 | 263 | 169 | 69 | 25 |
248 | Nothing in Coach Jackson's Auto Mechanics class had prepared Jasper for this kind of pressure. | 1.4504 | 0.03725 | 242 | 156 | 68 | 18 |
249 | Honey, ask them to send the meatiest guy from Triple A. | 1.4504 | 0.04098 | 262 | 169 | 68 | 25 |
250 | I think I'm about to become an Ubear-Eats order. | 1.4502 | 0.04034 | 251 | 173 | 49 | 29 |
251 | I can give you a jump. | 1.4496 | 0.04271 | 238 | 153 | 63 | 22 |
252 | No worries! You're just in time for dinner!!! | 1.4491 | 0.04188 | 216 | 133 | 69 | 14 |
253 | May I suggest that you have a much larger problem right over here? | 1.4486 | 0.04167 | 243 | 155 | 67 | 21 |
254 | If MY life depended on it,I’d check the fan belt. | 1.4481 | 0.04471 | 212 | 138 | 54 | 20 |
255 | Don't blame me if you ignored the Bear Right warning ! | 1.4478 | 0.04289 | 230 | 147 | 63 | 20 |
256 | We've been trying to reach you regarding your car's extended warranty. Now, I'm afraid it's a bit too late. | 1.4474 | 0.04864 | 190 | 124 | 47 | 19 |
257 | Stop hiding and hold this flashlight for me | 1.4471 | 0.03831 | 255 | 157 | 82 | 16 |
258 | Stan Berenstain knew his time had come. | 1.4461 | 0.04875 | 204 | 137 | 43 | 24 |
259 | Please don't let me stop you, I can wait until you're finished... | 1.4459 | 0.03992 | 296 | 197 | 66 | 33 |
260 | You see how big problems suddenly seem not so big? | 1.4455 | 0.04425 | 220 | 142 | 58 | 20 |
261 | If you have so many suggestions why don't you do it yourself? | 1.4450 | 0.04171 | 209 | 128 | 69 | 12 |
262 | It will be worth the wait, the tow truck driver is twice my size! | 1.4450 | 0.04739 | 209 | 139 | 47 | 23 |
263 | I love drive-thru dining. | 1.4444 | 0.04388 | 207 | 133 | 57 | 17 |
264 | Hybrid, eh. Me, too. I'm an omnivore. | 1.4439 | 0.03996 | 223 | 146 | 59 | 18 |
265 | Isn’t there something you could be doing in the woods? | 1.4435 | 0.04586 | 230 | 155 | 48 | 27 |
266 | I see you also prefer the older, less reliable, models. | 1.4434 | 0.04363 | 221 | 142 | 60 | 19 |
267 | Hello, fine bear. I regret to inform you, I have no food and am only a gangly 138 lbs.! Just back down the road there is a girl wearing red with a MAGA hat and a picnic basket! I'm sure she is plump, slow moving, and with food! | 1.4426 | 0.04553 | 235 | 159 | 48 | 28 |
268 | Have you figured out where that growling sound came from? | 1.4423 | 0.04293 | 260 | 175 | 55 | 30 |
269 | Makes you forget all about gas prices. Donut. | 1.4423 | 0.04803 | 208 | 140 | 44 | 24 |
270 | Can you go inside so I can pretend you're a sardine? | 1.4421 | 0.04473 | 190 | 126 | 47 | 17 |
271 | Ooh, fun size! | 1.4421 | 0.04333 | 233 | 152 | 59 | 22 |
272 | I’m Jake. From State Park. | 1.4419 | 0.04686 | 215 | 144 | 47 | 24 |
273 | And just like that, Harold’s obsession with ‘that strange growling noice’ ceased. | 1.4416 | 0.04130 | 274 | 183 | 61 | 30 |
274 | I love these food deliveries. | 1.4403 | 0.04515 | 243 | 166 | 47 | 30 |
275 | Nothing like a to-go meal on a Saturday night. | 1.4402 | 0.04486 | 209 | 135 | 56 | 18 |
276 | Nice car. I'm guessing you have very good taste. | 1.4388 | 0.04361 | 237 | 157 | 56 | 24 |
277 | Spark plugs are worn and you’re leaking engine coolant, but the real problem is you’re out of honey.” | 1.4382 | 0.04145 | 251 | 164 | 64 | 23 |
278 | Fair warning: my manicure’s almost dry. | 1.4380 | 0.04045 | 258 | 170 | 64 | 24 |
279 | That repair’s gonna cost you an arm and a leg. | 1.4380 | 0.04174 | 258 | 171 | 61 | 26 |
280 | How convenient! A Meal-on Wheels. | 1.4378 | 0.04416 | 217 | 141 | 57 | 19 |
281 | Want a jump? | 1.4377 | 0.03951 | 265 | 171 | 72 | 22 |
282 | Sorry for scaring you; I thought you might have needed a jump. | 1.4372 | 0.04683 | 215 | 145 | 46 | 24 |
283 | I'm here for you. | 1.4367 | 0.04295 | 229 | 149 | 60 | 20 |
284 | Help me get this rock off my foot and I'll give you a push. | 1.4364 | 0.04604 | 220 | 148 | 48 | 24 |
285 | I heard you all taste like chicken. | 1.4362 | 0.05497 | 149 | 99 | 35 | 15 |
286 | Thank God for Uber Eats. | 1.4354 | 0.04733 | 209 | 141 | 45 | 23 |
287 | Ahhh...Door Dash with my midnight snack! | 1.4350 | 0.04786 | 200 | 134 | 45 | 21 |
288 | Bruce came to realize the carburetor was the least of his worries. | 1.4332 | 0.04461 | 217 | 143 | 54 | 20 |
289 | Just sitting there watching is not helping | 1.4317 | 0.04181 | 227 | 156 | 48 | 23 |
290 | Which is it again? Look big or play dead? | 1.4306 | 0.04522 | 216 | 144 | 51 | 21 |
291 | Your timing is off. Way off. | 1.4305 | 0.04554 | 223 | 151 | 48 | 24 |
292 | Have you tried turning it off and then turning it back on? | 1.4301 | 0.04929 | 186 | 125 | 42 | 19 |
293 | The Check Engine light is the least of your problems. | 1.4298 | 0.04382 | 235 | 158 | 53 | 24 |
294 | Did you say you want to give me a hand, or you want me to give you a hand? | 1.4293 | 0.05025 | 198 | 138 | 35 | 25 |
295 | This is “the Road less traveled by” for a reason. | 1.4292 | 0.04614 | 219 | 149 | 46 | 24 |
296 | Call you a cab? . . . Just kidding. | 1.4286 | 0.04218 | 224 | 145 | 62 | 17 |
297 | Is now a good time to talk about your car's extended warranty, Frank? | 1.4279 | 0.04743 | 222 | 155 | 39 | 28 |
298 | Good news is I can fix that. Bad news is I haven't eaten in two days. | 1.4271 | 0.04757 | 192 | 128 | 46 | 18 |
299 | I would eat you but I'm still social distancing. | 1.4263 | 0.04430 | 190 | 121 | 57 | 12 |
300 | Would you like me to regurgitate a mechanic for you? | 1.4258 | 0.05488 | 155 | 106 | 32 | 17 |
301 | So, remember when you hung up on us when we called about your extended car warranty?? | 1.4255 | 0.04295 | 235 | 157 | 56 | 22 |
302 | And you thought you had car problems ! | 1.4250 | 0.03991 | 280 | 189 | 63 | 28 |
303 | Ah ha! Finally! Meals on wheels! | 1.4247 | 0.04983 | 186 | 127 | 39 | 20 |
304 | I'm no mechanic, but I think a water pump is the least of your problems. | 1.4235 | 0.05058 | 170 | 114 | 40 | 16 |
305 | Have you ever eaten a vegan? I'm telling you, not good. | 1.4235 | 0.04902 | 196 | 135 | 39 | 22 |
306 | I’d say it’s a grizzly turn of events. | 1.4233 | 0.04749 | 189 | 126 | 46 | 17 |
307 | Heh, heh. OnStar said you needed help. | 1.4231 | 0.04223 | 208 | 133 | 62 | 13 |
308 | If you're really "smarter than the average bear," you could help. | 1.4220 | 0.04532 | 218 | 148 | 48 | 22 |
309 | Funny you said that, I just did that in the woods. | 1.4220 | 0.05256 | 173 | 120 | 33 | 20 |
310 | Paper or scissors? | 1.4216 | 0.04681 | 204 | 146 | 33 | 25 |
311 | You picked the perfect spot for my picnic." | 1.4215 | 0.04412 | 223 | 150 | 52 | 21 |
312 | If you let me call AAA,the drivers are usually a lot fatter and tastier. | 1.4186 | 0.05011 | 172 | 116 | 40 | 16 |
313 | Wish you’d of gone electric? | 1.4186 | 0.05011 | 172 | 116 | 40 | 16 |
314 | I’ll never get this fixed with you looking over my shoulder. | 1.4186 | 0.04480 | 215 | 145 | 50 | 20 |
315 | Try the catalytic converter and then we can get on to dinner. | 1.4184 | 0.03981 | 239 | 155 | 68 | 16 |
316 | Tom finally found his bearings, but sadly, had a grizzly ending. | 1.4170 | 0.04372 | 235 | 161 | 50 | 24 |
317 | Ed's car broke down just as the GPS told him "Bear left at the curve." He did not realize it was a dire warning. | 1.4167 | 0.04266 | 216 | 142 | 58 | 16 |
318 | Maybe it’s just hibernating. | 1.4167 | 0.04294 | 228 | 153 | 55 | 20 |
319 | Yeah, your warrantee really has expired. | 1.4163 | 0.04416 | 209 | 139 | 53 | 17 |
320 | Now who’s the one endangered? | 1.4151 | 0.05149 | 159 | 107 | 38 | 14 |
321 | Yes, a bear sits in the woods. | 1.4145 | 0.04554 | 193 | 128 | 50 | 15 |
322 | One more time; lefty loose, righty tightly. | 1.4144 | 0.04698 | 181 | 120 | 47 | 14 |
323 | Since you asked, yes, I do know a good mechanic. It will cost you an arm and a leg ... but under the circumstances you should consider that quite a bargain! | 1.4142 | 0.04193 | 239 | 161 | 57 | 21 |
324 | I love it when the Uber Eats guy shows up early. | 1.4140 | 0.04546 | 186 | 122 | 51 | 13 |
325 | Fantastic! I didn't know they had food delivery all the way out here! | 1.4124 | 0.04821 | 194 | 134 | 40 | 20 |
326 | Look on the bright side, you won't need worry about the car... | 1.4121 | 0.04869 | 182 | 124 | 41 | 17 |
327 | My definition of roadside service may be different from yours | 1.4118 | 0.04339 | 221 | 149 | 53 | 19 |
328 | Now the transmission is your third biggest worry | 1.4118 | 0.04689 | 170 | 111 | 48 | 11 |
329 | Are you my Uber Eats? | 1.4112 | 0.04339 | 214 | 143 | 54 | 17 |
330 | You got to love UberEats | 1.4112 | 0.04537 | 214 | 147 | 46 | 21 |
331 | You want me to give you a jump? | 1.4111 | 0.04779 | 180 | 121 | 44 | 15 |
332 | The broken fan belt is not your biggest problem! | 1.4106 | 0.04597 | 207 | 142 | 45 | 20 |
333 | The bad thing about fast food is that its hard to catch. | 1.4105 | 0.04660 | 190 | 128 | 46 | 16 |
334 | Sounds like the carbearator. | 1.4105 | 0.04893 | 190 | 132 | 38 | 20 |
335 | Grin and bear it! | 1.4101 | 0.04881 | 178 | 121 | 41 | 16 |
336 | Has anyone contacted you about extending your vehicle manufacturer’s warranty? | 1.4096 | 0.04633 | 188 | 126 | 47 | 15 |
337 | I wouldn't woory too much about getting started again. | 1.4093 | 0.04666 | 193 | 131 | 45 | 17 |
338 | Hey honey, the Uber Eats is here! | 1.4089 | 0.04446 | 203 | 136 | 51 | 16 |
339 | I recommend playing dead over backing away while making yourself appear large. | 1.4084 | 0.04520 | 191 | 127 | 50 | 14 |
340 | Tell me again, which insurance mascot are you? | 1.4083 | 0.04258 | 240 | 165 | 52 | 23 |
341 | Yum, carbs! | 1.4083 | 0.04520 | 218 | 151 | 45 | 22 |
342 | Are you going to help, or just sit there? | 1.4082 | 0.04556 | 196 | 132 | 48 | 16 |
343 | I bet next time is says "Due for Service Check-up" you will pay attention, grrrr. | 1.4080 | 0.03511 | 201 | 142 | 45 | 14 |
344 | are you my grub hub delivery? | 1.4077 | 0.04392 | 233 | 162 | 47 | 24 |
345 | Don't mind me. I'll wait until you're done. My wife will be stoked when I bring home dinner AND a new car. | 1.4076 | 0.05343 | 157 | 109 | 32 | 16 |
346 | Let's just say I'm going to reduce your carbon footprint. | 1.4076 | 0.05266 | 157 | 108 | 34 | 15 |
347 | The moment a cartoonist recognized that there is nothing funny about getting eaten by a bear. | 1.4076 | 0.04678 | 211 | 148 | 40 | 23 |
348 | Once I get the car working again, I can take you to the drive-thru for a burger. Sound good? | 1.4069 | 0.04374 | 204 | 136 | 53 | 15 |
349 | This is still less scary than gas station prices | 1.4064 | 0.04121 | 251 | 172 | 56 | 23 |
350 | This will be the rock. The car can be the hard place. | 1.4055 | 0.04580 | 217 | 152 | 42 | 23 |
351 | May I offer two pieces of advise? First, on that model Ford, the idle set screw needs to be tightened an extra turn beyond factory specs. Second, in this situation you won’t need that advise. | 1.4051 | 0.04740 | 195 | 135 | 41 | 19 |
352 | Stop me if you've heard this one... | 1.4045 | 0.04676 | 178 | 119 | 46 | 13 |
353 | You know the other thing a bear does in the woods? | 1.4043 | 0.04749 | 188 | 129 | 42 | 17 |
354 | What a coincidence! I also need fuel. | 1.4040 | 0.04346 | 198 | 131 | 54 | 13 |
355 | How about you call Triple A? I’m really hungry. | 1.4031 | 0.04575 | 191 | 129 | 47 | 15 |
356 | That's not all we do in the woods, pal. | 1.4030 | 0.04741 | 201 | 141 | 39 | 21 |
357 | Do you know how to jump a car? | 1.4024 | 0.04871 | 164 | 110 | 42 | 12 |
358 | Don't get any ideas. I've been told I'm bitter. | 1.4022 | 0.04758 | 184 | 126 | 42 | 16 |
359 | I can eat anytine, but a good laugh is hard to come by. | 1.4021 | 0.04728 | 189 | 130 | 42 | 17 |
360 | Are you Meals on Wheels? | 1.4018 | 0.04241 | 224 | 152 | 54 | 18 |
361 | You were expecting AAA? | 1.4012 | 0.04833 | 162 | 108 | 43 | 11 |
362 | Any plans for dinner? | 1.4011 | 0.04758 | 177 | 120 | 43 | 14 |
363 | Use your trouser belt. Around the crankshaft and the alternator. Skip the AC compressor. | 1.4011 | 0.04579 | 187 | 126 | 47 | 14 |
364 | No worries, I’m vegan. | 1.4000 | 0.05267 | 150 | 103 | 34 | 13 |
365 | I’ll bet you stopped wishing for AAA and started wishing for NRA. | 1.4000 | 0.04790 | 195 | 137 | 38 | 20 |
366 | So you couldn't bear another warranty call, and look what happened. | 1.4000 | 0.04326 | 195 | 129 | 54 | 12 |
367 | Could this night get any wor—yes it can. | 1.4000 | 0.05538 | 155 | 111 | 26 | 18 |
368 | Just a sec, the picnic basket is in the trunk.... | 1.3988 | 0.04545 | 173 | 114 | 49 | 10 |
369 | I think I need to call Triple AAAAAAAAh! | 1.3988 | 0.04901 | 173 | 119 | 39 | 15 |
370 | Actually there ARE worse things than being between a rock and a hard place, haha. | 1.3988 | 0.05005 | 168 | 116 | 37 | 15 |
371 | The last guy I ate just had a loose spark plug wire. | 1.3987 | 0.04830 | 158 | 105 | 43 | 10 |
372 | Dinner by moonlight? My favorite. | 1.3979 | 0.04747 | 191 | 133 | 40 | 18 |
373 | I’m here to provide road-side subsistence | 1.3978 | 0.04745 | 181 | 124 | 42 | 15 |
374 | Don't worry. You wont be stuck here for long. | 1.3977 | 0.04635 | 176 | 118 | 46 | 12 |
375 | And you thought I only hung out under the bed. | 1.3977 | 0.05010 | 171 | 119 | 36 | 16 |
376 | Oh don’t mind me. Just act like I’m not here . | 1.3975 | 0.05006 | 161 | 110 | 38 | 13 |
377 | You and your car warranty are about to expire. | 1.3970 | 0.04716 | 199 | 140 | 39 | 20 |
378 | My two scents? Fear and dinner. | 1.3969 | 0.04518 | 194 | 132 | 47 | 15 |
379 | Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about your car's extended warranty? | 1.3965 | 0.04355 | 227 | 161 | 43 | 23 |
380 | Jump? | 1.3963 | 0.05089 | 164 | 114 | 35 | 15 |
381 | By the time AAA arrived, Yogi was finished with dinner. | 1.3961 | 0.04478 | 207 | 148 | 38 | 21 |
382 | Dominoes, BlueApron, InstaCart? I’m not a fussy eater. I like all of the delivery people who stop out here. | 1.3961 | 0.04824 | 154 | 102 | 43 | 9 |
383 | To build my appetite, I usually wait til you've just about got it running. | 1.3957 | 0.04509 | 187 | 126 | 48 | 13 |
384 | Will you be staying for dinner? | 1.3953 | 0.04917 | 172 | 119 | 38 | 15 |
385 | Ah, Uber Eats! | 1.3952 | 0.04682 | 210 | 150 | 37 | 23 |
386 | I trust you can appreciate the irony that it is your timing-belt that failed you? | 1.3950 | 0.04533 | 200 | 138 | 45 | 17 |
387 | Let's just say it's my version of roadside service. | 1.3947 | 0.04459 | 190 | 128 | 49 | 13 |
388 | It was just a loose wire, honey. Finish peeing and let's get back on the road | 1.3944 | 0.04627 | 180 | 127 | 37 | 16 |
389 | How nice of you to stop by | 1.3939 | 0.04685 | 165 | 110 | 45 | 10 |
390 | Elon sends his best | 1.3938 | 0.05101 | 160 | 111 | 35 | 14 |
391 | What do you think bears do in the woods? | 1.3933 | 0.04593 | 178 | 120 | 46 | 12 |
392 | You and I will be running before it is. | 1.3924 | 0.05223 | 158 | 111 | 32 | 15 |
393 | Let's do lunch! | 1.3923 | 0.05350 | 130 | 90 | 30 | 10 |
394 | I like humans with a lemon. | 1.3907 | 0.05313 | 151 | 106 | 31 | 14 |
395 | I'm the bear right your gps was talkin' about. | 1.3907 | 0.05477 | 151 | 108 | 27 | 16 |
396 | I’m looking for a man that can fix a car AND feed my family! | 1.3905 | 0.05044 | 169 | 119 | 34 | 16 |
397 | Gee, I guess this old car is only my second worst nightmare. | 1.3905 | 0.04606 | 169 | 113 | 46 | 10 |
398 | OK. Then explain to me why I feel like I'm the endangered species? | 1.3902 | 0.04932 | 164 | 113 | 38 | 13 |
399 | No, it’s a ‘65. | 1.3902 | 0.04395 | 205 | 141 | 48 | 16 |
400 | I'll give you a quart of oil if you let me eat that lady in the back seat complaining how you never get your car serviced regularly. | 1.3897 | 0.04552 | 195 | 135 | 44 | 16 |
401 | Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.3895 | 0.04769 | 172 | 118 | 41 | 13 |
402 | When you finish with that, we’ll have lunch. | 1.3893 | 0.04437 | 149 | 100 | 42 | 7 |
403 | Not to worry… this won’t make you late for dinner. | 1.3893 | 0.05191 | 149 | 103 | 34 | 12 |
404 | And you thought a breakdown would be your biggest problem! | 1.3889 | 0.04312 | 162 | 109 | 45 | 8 |
405 | Out here, the labor’s gonna be an arm and a leg. | 1.3883 | 0.04730 | 188 | 132 | 39 | 17 |
406 | At that moment, Ralph realized that it didn’t matter why his car suddenly quit running! | 1.3882 | 0.04949 | 170 | 119 | 36 | 15 |
407 | It was at that moment George remembered the snickers in his back pocket. | 1.3879 | 0.04982 | 165 | 115 | 36 | 14 |
408 | Where are you headed? Gimme a minute to fix my car and then I'll give you a ride. | 1.3875 | 0.05015 | 160 | 111 | 36 | 13 |
409 | I know a place that would serve you at this hour. | 1.3874 | 0.04371 | 191 | 129 | 50 | 12 |
410 | I really don't think a stalled battery is your biggest problem right now. | 1.3871 | 0.05169 | 155 | 111 | 29 | 15 |
411 | Car trouble? What a nightmare! | 1.3869 | 0.04845 | 168 | 116 | 39 | 13 |
412 | The warranty on your vehicle is about to expire. | 1.3862 | 0.05805 | 145 | 107 | 20 | 18 |
413 | I bet you really regret, when they diverged in the wood, that you took the road less travelled by. | 1.3861 | 0.04895 | 158 | 108 | 39 | 11 |
414 | It wasn't the engine you heard growl. | 1.3860 | 0.04784 | 171 | 118 | 40 | 13 |
415 | Pretend I’m not here. | 1.3857 | 0.05420 | 140 | 98 | 30 | 12 |
416 | The engine's timing is off but yours is perfect. | 1.3853 | 0.04401 | 218 | 154 | 44 | 20 |
417 | By the looks of that engine I'd start running. | 1.3846 | 0.04238 | 169 | 122 | 34 | 13 |
418 | Mind if I watch? I'm a total gearhead. | 1.3842 | 0.04318 | 190 | 128 | 51 | 11 |
419 | I can't help you, but I can certainly help myself to you. | 1.3842 | 0.04569 | 190 | 132 | 43 | 15 |
420 | Didn’t answer the car warranty phone call, did you? | 1.3842 | 0.04668 | 177 | 122 | 42 | 13 |
421 | Why don’t you call Awaiting Another Appetizer. I mean, Triple A. | 1.3841 | 0.05474 | 138 | 97 | 29 | 12 |
422 | Figure it out dude. You ain’t Goldilocks, and I ain’t Baby Bear. | 1.3837 | 0.04689 | 172 | 118 | 42 | 12 |
423 | Rare. Right off the manifold, just how I like ‘em. | 1.3833 | 0.04545 | 180 | 123 | 45 | 12 |
424 | Top Safety Pick, huh? | 1.3832 | 0.04709 | 167 | 114 | 42 | 11 |
425 | Sorry,I am all claws when it comes to cars. | 1.3829 | 0.04772 | 175 | 122 | 39 | 14 |
426 | The auto club guy was delicious. | 1.3827 | 0.05041 | 162 | 114 | 34 | 14 |
427 | I passed the guy from triple A in the woods half an hour ago. | 1.3825 | 0.04559 | 183 | 126 | 44 | 13 |
428 | Flooded carburetor, see it all the time | 1.3824 | 0.05011 | 170 | 121 | 33 | 16 |
429 | Interesting... most people just skip that part and go straight to the screaming. | 1.3818 | 0.04899 | 165 | 115 | 37 | 13 |
430 | Either help or get back in the car! | 1.3818 | 0.05120 | 165 | 118 | 31 | 16 |
431 | Want me to hold the light? | 1.3818 | 0.04785 | 165 | 116 | 36 | 13 |
432 | You do know that theme song you are humming is from a shark movie? | 1.3813 | 0.05146 | 139 | 95 | 35 | 9 |
433 | This is going to be a real funny memory for one of us. | 1.3813 | 0.05246 | 139 | 96 | 33 | 10 |
434 | This is like finding a lunchbox that’s already open. | 1.3813 | 0.04422 | 160 | 105 | 49 | 6 |
435 | The good news is you’ll never have to worry about a car breaking down again. | 1.3810 | 0.04519 | 189 | 131 | 44 | 14 |
436 | You should have gotten Car Shield. | 1.3807 | 0.04564 | 197 | 139 | 41 | 17 |
437 | Well, well. Blew off that "check engine" light again, did you? | 1.3807 | 0.04818 | 176 | 124 | 37 | 15 |
438 | At least your car knows to play dead | 1.3806 | 0.05036 | 155 | 108 | 35 | 12 |
439 | Yes,I can fix it,but it's going to cost you an arm and a leg. | 1.3806 | 0.05484 | 134 | 94 | 29 | 11 |
440 | Are you the one who called roadside assistance? | 1.3805 | 0.04216 | 205 | 140 | 52 | 13 |
441 | It’s more fun if you scream, but you do you. | 1.3804 | 0.05090 | 163 | 116 | 32 | 15 |
442 | Have you checked the hibernator? | 1.3802 | 0.04821 | 192 | 139 | 33 | 20 |
443 | Didn't mean to scare you. Wait, yes I did. | 1.3801 | 0.04478 | 171 | 115 | 47 | 9 |
444 | Got any snacks? | 1.3795 | 0.04538 | 195 | 137 | 42 | 16 |
445 | I want to talk to you about your extended warranty. | 1.3793 | 0.04855 | 174 | 123 | 36 | 15 |
446 | I used to know a guy, but we had him over for dinner. | 1.3790 | 0.04233 | 219 | 153 | 49 | 17 |
447 | Penny for your thoughts? | 1.3787 | 0.04957 | 169 | 120 | 34 | 15 |
448 | Stuck between a rock and a hard place ? | 1.3779 | 0.04753 | 172 | 120 | 39 | 13 |
449 | I think your problem is with the timing. | 1.3776 | 0.05233 | 143 | 100 | 32 | 11 |
450 | 12 salmon just to replace a clip? Seems steep. | 1.3774 | 0.04778 | 159 | 109 | 40 | 10 |
451 | Feed me and I turn into an auto mechanic. | 1.3771 | 0.04553 | 175 | 120 | 44 | 11 |
452 | My claws? The better to fix your timing belt with. | 1.3771 | 0.04553 | 175 | 120 | 44 | 11 |
453 | And to think I was gonna settle for a V-8. | 1.3770 | 0.06085 | 122 | 89 | 20 | 13 |
454 | If you think you scare me, you haven't met my wife. | 1.3767 | 0.05064 | 146 | 101 | 35 | 10 |
455 | So glad you stopped by for dinner! | 1.3766 | 0.05136 | 154 | 109 | 32 | 13 |
456 | I'm the one who called you about your warranty" | 1.3766 | 0.05457 | 154 | 113 | 24 | 17 |
457 | Sorry, I'm not supposed to feed the bears. | 1.3765 | 0.04955 | 162 | 114 | 35 | 13 |
458 | Relax, guys like you give me gas. | 1.3765 | 0.05032 | 162 | 115 | 33 | 14 |
459 | You don’t need that car anymore, mate. | 1.3765 | 0.04862 | 170 | 120 | 36 | 14 |
460 | Didn’t you see the sign? “ “BEAR RIGHT | 1.3763 | 0.04811 | 186 | 134 | 34 | 18 |
461 | Wouldn't you know, I think my timing if off | 1.3758 | 0.05082 | 149 | 104 | 34 | 11 |
462 | Rocky Road is my favorite | 1.3758 | 0.04890 | 165 | 116 | 36 | 13 |
463 | It’s probably just your battery. But don’t worry. I’m going to give you a jump. | 1.3757 | 0.04716 | 181 | 128 | 38 | 15 |
464 | I was hoping you'd be a whole family. | 1.3756 | 0.04324 | 197 | 136 | 48 | 13 |
465 | I hope ‘meet a talking bear’ is on your bucket list. | 1.3750 | 0.05315 | 136 | 95 | 31 | 10 |
466 | Careful, I don't want my dinner too oily. | 1.3742 | 0.04612 | 163 | 111 | 43 | 9 |
467 | I've waited my whole life to say this: does a man poop in the woods? | 1.3742 | 0.05109 | 155 | 110 | 32 | 13 |
468 | Vern, through not fault of his own, violates the "Do NOT feed the bears" warning | 1.3741 | 0.05429 | 139 | 99 | 28 | 12 |
469 | I'm guessing you're here to talk about my car's extended warranty | 1.3735 | 0.04790 | 166 | 116 | 38 | 12 |
470 | It's midnight. Hi, Snack. | 1.3734 | 0.04707 | 158 | 108 | 41 | 9 |
471 | So,I guess your “friend” was the one who volunteered to go for help? | 1.3725 | 0.04718 | 153 | 104 | 41 | 8 |
472 | Really? You're only after the catalytic converter? | 1.3724 | 0.04888 | 145 | 99 | 38 | 8 |
473 | Thanks for offering, but I'm waiting to eat a tow truck driver. | 1.3724 | 0.05265 | 145 | 103 | 30 | 12 |
474 | Don't stress over fixing it. I always enjoy a walk after dinner. | 1.3718 | 0.03882 | 156 | 113 | 34 | 9 |
475 | I just love Grubhub | 1.3714 | 0.05301 | 140 | 99 | 30 | 11 |
476 | No rush | 1.3714 | 0.04572 | 140 | 92 | 44 | 4 |
477 | You know a girl named Goldilocks by any chance? | 1.3710 | 0.04293 | 186 | 127 | 49 | 10 |
478 | I’d offer to help you fix your car, but I’m afraid that would conflict with my biological imperative to eat you. | 1.3706 | 0.04632 | 170 | 118 | 41 | 11 |
479 | U-bear Eats. The newest in food delivery service. | 1.3694 | 0.05993 | 111 | 79 | 23 | 9 |
480 | Honey, can you please get out of the car and pretend I'm dead? I'll explain later. | 1.3688 | 0.05365 | 141 | 101 | 28 | 12 |
481 | Take your time, I like a little grease on my food | 1.3687 | 0.04808 | 179 | 129 | 34 | 16 |
482 | I think I have a bad-timing belt. | 1.3681 | 0.04555 | 182 | 128 | 41 | 13 |
483 | Don't suppose you have a 10mm socket? | 1.3681 | 0.04519 | 163 | 111 | 44 | 8 |
484 | Finally! The meal is out of the can! | 1.3679 | 0.04495 | 193 | 137 | 41 | 15 |
485 | If you want my opinion, your engine is the least of your trouble. | 1.3676 | 0.05199 | 136 | 95 | 32 | 9 |
486 | Can I Help? | 1.3675 | 0.05004 | 166 | 120 | 31 | 15 |
487 | I could use your help to get this thing started. I'm already late to get this honey to the farmer's market. | 1.3669 | 0.04695 | 139 | 93 | 41 | 5 |
488 | Don't get too greasy. I'm trying to slim down for spring. | 1.3667 | 0.04953 | 150 | 105 | 35 | 10 |
489 | Oh goodie! My Ubereats! | 1.3659 | 0.04895 | 164 | 117 | 34 | 13 |
490 | That's going to cost you an Arm and a Leg! | 1.3657 | 0.04746 | 175 | 125 | 36 | 14 |
491 | I can see you like the car but it's a bear to maintain. | 1.3655 | 0.04973 | 145 | 101 | 35 | 9 |
492 | U-bear eats... yummy. | 1.3654 | 0.04820 | 156 | 109 | 37 | 10 |
493 | Would you like the wrench that's too big, the wrench that's too small, or the one that's jusssst right? | 1.3651 | 0.05702 | 126 | 91 | 24 | 11 |
494 | lets talk about my environment and your big ass car | 1.3648 | 0.04409 | 159 | 107 | 46 | 6 |
495 | You’re leaking fluid. | 1.3643 | 0.05842 | 140 | 106 | 17 | 17 |
496 | It's the alternator, lunchmeat! | 1.3636 | 0.04946 | 154 | 109 | 34 | 11 |
497 | Your extended warranty is about to expire. | 1.3636 | 0.05031 | 154 | 110 | 32 | 12 |
498 | You look like you need a hug | 1.3636 | 0.04660 | 143 | 99 | 37 | 7 |
499 | Welcome back to the food chain. | 1.3636 | 0.05407 | 132 | 94 | 28 | 10 |
500 | As soon as you’re finished, I’m ready to eat. | 1.3636 | 0.04637 | 165 | 115 | 40 | 10 |
501 | Hell of a place to break down. | 1.3630 | 0.05321 | 135 | 96 | 29 | 10 |
502 | No, I haven't heard the one about Goldilocks | 1.3630 | 0.05321 | 135 | 96 | 29 | 10 |
503 | Don't equivocate , help me or eat me. | 1.3626 | 0.04890 | 171 | 124 | 32 | 15 |
504 | Take your time. I'm in no hurry. | 1.3617 | 0.05160 | 141 | 100 | 31 | 10 |
505 | Don’t worry, I stopped eating greasy food. | 1.3616 | 0.04769 | 177 | 128 | 34 | 15 |
506 | I'm afraid my traditional values dictate that I exploit the situation. | 1.3615 | 0.05779 | 130 | 96 | 21 | 13 |
507 | I love watching you work. | 1.3613 | 0.04746 | 155 | 108 | 38 | 9 |
508 | Does a bear fix in the woods? | 1.3611 | 0.04712 | 180 | 130 | 35 | 15 |
509 | It might not be running, but you should be. | 1.3609 | 0.05581 | 133 | 97 | 24 | 12 |
510 | Ooh, I love it when the squishy centres come out of their hard shells. | 1.3607 | 0.05405 | 122 | 88 | 25 | 9 |
511 | Guess I could start my diet tomorrow. | 1.3603 | 0.05288 | 136 | 97 | 29 | 10 |
512 | I think I like this new food delivery app | 1.3602 | 0.05027 | 161 | 117 | 30 | 14 |
513 | The gecko explained your policy. Then I ate it. | 1.3600 | 0.04596 | 175 | 124 | 39 | 12 |
514 | Guess the way I see it, it’s just you, me, and a dead battery, out here in the woods. Oh…and it’s dinner time. | 1.3590 | 0.04543 | 156 | 107 | 42 | 7 |
515 | I have the 1957 DeSoto instruction manual if it'll help. | 1.3590 | 0.05624 | 117 | 83 | 26 | 8 |
516 | Really?? You're just going to sit there and watch? | 1.3590 | 0.05491 | 117 | 82 | 28 | 7 |
517 | I know how to make things run. | 1.3590 | 0.05624 | 117 | 83 | 26 | 8 |
518 | Did you check the bearings? | 1.3582 | 0.05233 | 134 | 95 | 30 | 9 |
519 | No, I wouldn't happen to have a 3/4 inch socket wrench on me. | 1.3580 | 0.04924 | 162 | 117 | 32 | 13 |
520 | You look like the used car salesman who sold me this car. | 1.3577 | 0.05307 | 123 | 86 | 30 | 7 |
521 | Preparing to dine alfresco. | 1.3577 | 0.04603 | 137 | 97 | 33 | 7 |
522 | Did Sendak send you? | 1.3577 | 0.04940 | 137 | 95 | 35 | 7 |
523 | It's getting late and I haven't eaten yet. You? | 1.3577 | 0.05153 | 137 | 97 | 31 | 9 |
524 | Hello, OnStar? I need a tow truck and 55 gallons of honey, if you have it. | 1.3571 | 0.05466 | 140 | 103 | 24 | 13 |
525 | The pandemic was hard on Smokey | 1.3566 | 0.05100 | 143 | 102 | 31 | 10 |
526 | Who put honey in my petrol tank? | 1.3566 | 0.05481 | 129 | 93 | 26 | 10 |
527 | You're getting warmer. | 1.3565 | 0.05550 | 115 | 81 | 27 | 7 |
528 | You just gonna sit there with that creepy grin or you gonna pass me the socket wrench? | 1.3562 | 0.04803 | 160 | 114 | 35 | 11 |
529 | Mmm. Hope it catches fire. They always taste better medium rare. | 1.3562 | 0.05119 | 146 | 105 | 30 | 11 |
530 | Heehee....that's not the only thing we do in the woods! | 1.3562 | 0.05119 | 146 | 105 | 30 | 11 |
531 | So, how long before AAA gets here? | 1.3561 | 0.05498 | 132 | 96 | 25 | 11 |
532 | Welcome to Where The Wild Things Are; the Adult Version | 1.3559 | 0.05838 | 118 | 86 | 22 | 10 |
533 | And you thought engine trouble would be the worst part of your night. | 1.3558 | 0.05784 | 104 | 73 | 25 | 6 |
534 | Note to self: yellow warning signs with drawings of black bears are real. | 1.3557 | 0.04769 | 149 | 104 | 37 | 8 |
535 | No worries; I'll give you a jump | 1.3557 | 0.04955 | 149 | 106 | 33 | 10 |
536 | Nothing beats delivery, huh? | 1.3554 | 0.05852 | 121 | 89 | 21 | 11 |
537 | Trust me, it's dead. | 1.3553 | 0.04640 | 197 | 146 | 32 | 19 |
538 | I'm afraid you didn't answer our calls about your car's extended warranty... | 1.3552 | 0.04582 | 183 | 132 | 37 | 14 |
539 | Great question--'What more could go wrong?' | 1.3544 | 0.05006 | 158 | 115 | 30 | 13 |
540 | Edward knew he was supposed to stand very still, but it's been 2 hours! | 1.3543 | 0.05306 | 127 | 90 | 29 | 8 |
541 | It’s not the alternator, not that it matters now. | 1.3543 | 0.05065 | 127 | 88 | 33 | 6 |
542 | Want to hear a scary story? | 1.3542 | 0.04974 | 144 | 102 | 33 | 9 |
543 | Well hello there, delicious. Need help? | 1.3540 | 0.04613 | 161 | 113 | 39 | 9 |
544 | Lucky me…. finding an evening snack between a rock and a hard start! | 1.3539 | 0.04869 | 178 | 132 | 29 | 17 |
545 | I'll give you a jump start | 1.3537 | 0.04473 | 164 | 114 | 42 | 8 |
546 | Woah there Mac! Can you turn off that light? I normally do this in the woods, but I thought I was alone. | 1.3535 | 0.04147 | 215 | 154 | 46 | 15 |
547 | No, Gary Larson's not here yet | 1.3534 | 0.04797 | 133 | 91 | 37 | 5 |
548 | Sorry if I gave you a start. | 1.3526 | 0.04396 | 173 | 126 | 35 | 12 |
549 | Hello there, I hate to be the ‘Bear’-er of even more bad news…” | 1.3526 | 0.04796 | 156 | 111 | 35 | 10 |
550 | I think it's the car bear ate r. | 1.3525 | 0.05292 | 139 | 101 | 27 | 11 |
551 | Looks like you’ll be joining me for dinner… | 1.3525 | 0.05324 | 122 | 86 | 29 | 7 |
552 | Dinner, what are you working on? | 1.3523 | 0.04270 | 176 | 122 | 46 | 8 |
553 | Are you just going to sit there menacingly? I could use your help. | 1.3521 | 0.04709 | 142 | 98 | 38 | 6 |
554 | D'you mind? I need to concentrate! | 1.3520 | 0.05478 | 125 | 90 | 26 | 9 |
555 | The Triple-A guy is going to be here in a few minutes and I promise you he sounded rotund and delicious on the phone. | 1.3519 | 0.04673 | 162 | 115 | 37 | 10 |
556 | I usually don't pick up hitchhikers, but if you can help me get this running again, I don't think my wife would mind. | 1.3517 | 0.04748 | 145 | 101 | 37 | 7 |
557 | If I were you, I'd stay in the car and call Triple A. | 1.3516 | 0.05611 | 128 | 94 | 23 | 11 |
558 | I'll wait. | 1.3507 | 0.04884 | 134 | 93 | 35 | 6 |
559 | Peekaboo. | 1.3507 | 0.04998 | 134 | 94 | 33 | 7 |
560 | Can you hurry it up? My porridge is getting cold! | 1.3505 | 0.06050 | 97 | 69 | 22 | 6 |
561 | Do I look like a mechanic? | 1.3504 | 0.05032 | 137 | 97 | 32 | 8 |
562 | Yes,of course I sit in the woods | 1.3504 | 0.05138 | 137 | 98 | 30 | 9 |
563 | Maurice Sendak sent me to help. | 1.3504 | 0.05730 | 137 | 104 | 18 | 15 |
564 | Are you just going to sit there? Or will you give me a hand with this? | 1.3503 | 0.04506 | 157 | 109 | 41 | 7 |
565 | Wanna bet on the odds that I am a vegetarian? | 1.3503 | 0.05020 | 157 | 115 | 29 | 13 |
566 | This same thing happened a couple of weeks ago to a lady and my friends started calling me "Car-Bear-Ate-Her." | 1.3500 | 0.05994 | 120 | 90 | 18 | 12 |
567 | Welcome to Bear Mountain State Park. | 1.3500 | 0.05260 | 140 | 102 | 27 | 11 |
568 | You wouldn't have a 5/16ths,by chance? | 1.3494 | 0.04346 | 166 | 115 | 44 | 7 |
569 | The Car is Playing Dead! Can you help? | 1.3494 | 0.04591 | 166 | 118 | 38 | 10 |
570 | I love entertainment before I eat. | 1.3494 | 0.04899 | 166 | 122 | 30 | 14 |
571 | Don't mind me — I'll wait until you're finished. | 1.3492 | 0.05557 | 126 | 92 | 24 | 10 |
572 | Would you like me to hold the flashlight? | 1.3492 | 0.05203 | 126 | 89 | 30 | 7 |
573 | Do you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.3491 | 0.06001 | 106 | 77 | 21 | 8 |
574 | Wanta hear your choices? | 1.3490 | 0.04601 | 192 | 142 | 33 | 17 |
575 | Wanna see what I do in the woods? | 1.3488 | 0.04704 | 172 | 125 | 34 | 13 |
576 | You’ve heard about the elephant in the room…. | 1.3487 | 0.04784 | 152 | 108 | 35 | 9 |
577 | Whoever you are, would you mind not looking over my shoulder while I'm trying to fix the engine? | 1.3486 | 0.05587 | 109 | 77 | 26 | 6 |
578 | You aren’t too small or too big; you look just right. | 1.3484 | 0.04351 | 155 | 113 | 33 | 9 |
579 | I'd be happy to give you a jump. | 1.3482 | 0.05338 | 112 | 78 | 29 | 5 |
580 | Then again, it could be the carbur-ate-her. Sorry couldn't resist. | 1.3481 | 0.04994 | 158 | 116 | 29 | 13 |
581 | Since you’re not planning to attack, how about holding the flashlight? | 1.3481 | 0.04829 | 158 | 114 | 33 | 11 |
582 | Do you mind? One thing I can't stand is someone looking over my shoulder!" | 1.3478 | 0.05530 | 115 | 82 | 26 | 7 |
583 | Yes, we do it in the woods--and you will too. | 1.3478 | 0.05002 | 138 | 98 | 32 | 8 |
584 | Hey Buddy. Bad day? Well gosh darn it I’ve got bad news.” | 1.3476 | 0.04938 | 164 | 121 | 29 | 14 |
585 | You wouldn't be interested in holding the flashlight for me? | 1.3467 | 0.04633 | 150 | 105 | 38 | 7 |
586 | That funny noise is about to stop bothering you. | 1.3467 | 0.04914 | 150 | 108 | 32 | 10 |
587 | One more try and then it’s your turn. | 1.3465 | 0.05705 | 101 | 71 | 25 | 5 |
588 | I can fix that. But it will cost you an arm and a leg. | 1.3465 | 0.05169 | 127 | 90 | 30 | 7 |
589 | You're not the roadside assistance I was expecting. | 1.3462 | 0.05595 | 104 | 73 | 26 | 5 |
590 | I’m waiting for roadside assistance. I’m REALLY hungry! | 1.3459 | 0.05342 | 133 | 97 | 26 | 10 |
591 | Guess who just ate the Triple A guy? | 1.3459 | 0.05124 | 133 | 95 | 30 | 8 |
592 | I'd be happy to check your fluid levels. | 1.3459 | 0.05124 | 133 | 95 | 30 | 8 |
593 | I'm impressed. I just registered on the app for food delivery 20 minutes ago. | 1.3456 | 0.05046 | 136 | 97 | 31 | 8 |
594 | Carb-ur-eat... carb-ur-ate... carb-ur-eaten... | 1.3456 | 0.05360 | 136 | 100 | 25 | 11 |
595 | Hi, are you from Doordash? | 1.3448 | 0.05121 | 145 | 106 | 28 | 11 |
596 | You left the bear spray in the trunk, didn't you? | 1.3448 | 0.05214 | 145 | 107 | 26 | 12 |
597 | I have to do more of this positive thinking. I wished for an appetizer and here it is! | 1.3440 | 0.05460 | 125 | 91 | 25 | 9 |
598 | Sorry, I do not know any nearby restaurants; but I do know where my next meal is coming from. | 1.3440 | 0.05691 | 125 | 93 | 21 | 11 |
599 | Now that's ironical, an Uber Eats driver. | 1.3435 | 0.05394 | 131 | 96 | 25 | 10 |
600 | Sure, go ahead...call AAA....I like desert. | 1.3433 | 0.05515 | 134 | 100 | 22 | 12 |
601 | I always hoped this would happen, again!!!..... | 1.3432 | 0.04677 | 169 | 123 | 34 | 12 |
602 | Eat me and you're going to be all alone out here. | 1.3431 | 0.05327 | 137 | 101 | 25 | 11 |
603 | Can we do dinner some other time? | 1.3429 | 0.05147 | 140 | 102 | 28 | 10 |
604 | Which nightmare should we analyze first? | 1.3429 | 0.04943 | 140 | 100 | 32 | 8 |
605 | What's so funny? It was your idea to take the car. | 1.3429 | 0.05245 | 140 | 103 | 26 | 11 |
606 | Do you have a 5/8 inch wrench? | 1.3427 | 0.05261 | 143 | 106 | 25 | 12 |
607 | Don't worry, you're not my demographic. | 1.3426 | 0.05607 | 108 | 77 | 25 | 6 |
608 | Did you check the alternator? | 1.3423 | 0.03900 | 149 | 108 | 35 | 6 |
609 | Ha! This boulder is younger than that clunker! | 1.3421 | 0.05112 | 114 | 84 | 23 | 7 |
610 | Sure you could eat me but fair warning, I've been going through a Limburger phase. | 1.3419 | 0.05451 | 117 | 84 | 26 | 7 |
611 | I am happy to tell you that there is no need for you to repair your motor now. | 1.3419 | 0.05173 | 117 | 82 | 30 | 5 |
612 | I’d hold the flashlight but, well, I’m a bear. | 1.3417 | 0.04807 | 120 | 87 | 27 | 6 |
613 | You're just in time for dinner | 1.3415 | 0.04875 | 123 | 85 | 34 | 4 |
614 | Before you go any further, just know that I belong to several wildlife conservation organizations! | 1.3415 | 0.05269 | 123 | 88 | 28 | 7 |
615 | The Roadside Diner Never Sleeps | 1.3415 | 0.05394 | 123 | 89 | 26 | 8 |
616 | Don't mind me. I just love watching a man who's good with his tools. | 1.3411 | 0.04983 | 129 | 91 | 32 | 6 |
617 | First, we heat the oil. | 1.3411 | 0.05557 | 129 | 96 | 22 | 11 |
618 | The only tools I have are a knife and a fork. | 1.3411 | 0.05335 | 129 | 94 | 26 | 9 |
619 | Your shirt is a pretty color. Is that salmon? | 1.3409 | 0.05139 | 132 | 95 | 29 | 8 |
620 | Are you from the auto club? | 1.3407 | 0.04542 | 135 | 100 | 27 | 8 |
621 | It's making that growling sound again. | 1.3404 | 0.05214 | 141 | 104 | 26 | 11 |
622 | The only time it would have paid to have gotten the extended warranty. | 1.3401 | 0.04969 | 147 | 107 | 30 | 10 |
623 | AAA Here. | 1.3393 | 0.05314 | 112 | 79 | 28 | 5 |
624 | Overheating meets Overeating. | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
625 | The wolf you heard howling? He won't be bothering you. | 1.3390 | 0.05544 | 118 | 86 | 24 | 8 |
626 | Happy to give you a jump. | 1.3388 | 0.05190 | 121 | 86 | 29 | 6 |
627 | What part of "lions and tigers and bears, oh my" didn't you get? | 1.3388 | 0.05321 | 121 | 87 | 27 | 7 |
628 | I fixed it! Get back in the car. We'll be home in an hour. | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
629 | Here's something else the warranty won't cover | 1.3386 | 0.05387 | 127 | 93 | 25 | 9 |
630 | You might want to check your bearings... | 1.3385 | 0.04951 | 130 | 92 | 32 | 6 |
631 | Yes, you CAN sometimes ignore that "Check Engine" light for a while. | 1.3385 | 0.04829 | 130 | 91 | 34 | 5 |
632 | Don't mind me. . .I'm a pescatarian. | 1.3383 | 0.04760 | 133 | 93 | 35 | 5 |
633 | No need to hurry. Already had my appetizer. | 1.3383 | 0.04878 | 133 | 94 | 33 | 6 |
634 | Thanks, but I've already called for roadside assistance. | 1.3377 | 0.04640 | 151 | 110 | 32 | 9 |
635 | It's usually the carburetor. | 1.3376 | 0.04913 | 157 | 116 | 29 | 12 |
636 | Respectfully, sir, you're in the wrong place. Get the jack from the trunk and fix the flat on the rear passenger side. | 1.3374 | 0.04009 | 163 | 121 | 33 | 9 |
637 | Lefty loosey, righty tighty. | 1.3364 | 0.05780 | 107 | 78 | 22 | 7 |
638 | I know how to fix it. | 1.3364 | 0.06077 | 107 | 80 | 18 | 9 |
639 | My meal came earlier than expected | 1.3364 | 0.05780 | 107 | 78 | 22 | 7 |
640 | Can I be of help? | 1.3364 | 0.05211 | 110 | 77 | 29 | 4 |
641 | Never mind me. I'm just saying Grace Before Meals. | 1.3360 | 0.05321 | 125 | 91 | 26 | 8 |
642 | You know, I told Goldilocks she should have called for roadside assistance. | 1.3360 | 0.05073 | 125 | 89 | 30 | 6 |
643 | Sir, please have your AAA card visible before I start. | 1.3360 | 0.05073 | 125 | 89 | 30 | 6 |
644 | How the late Bob Wilson became the Jumble word puzzle of the day answer — "He had car-bear-ator trouble'. | 1.3359 | 0.05376 | 131 | 97 | 24 | 10 |
645 | I'll pay top dollar for a spark plug. They are delicious. | 1.3359 | 0.05266 | 131 | 96 | 26 | 9 |
646 | Well, well, well... take out IS better than drive thru | 1.3358 | 0.05499 | 134 | 101 | 21 | 12 |
647 | Are you the Uber Eats I called? | 1.3358 | 0.05209 | 137 | 101 | 26 | 10 |
648 | They kept trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty Carl... | 1.3358 | 0.04180 | 137 | 102 | 28 | 7 |
649 | Thanks for your suggestions but this is a Volkswagen not a Wolfswagen. | 1.3355 | 0.05119 | 155 | 117 | 24 | 14 |
650 | Trust me, the car repair is scarier. | 1.3333 | 0.05883 | 108 | 80 | 20 | 8 |
651 | That growling isn’t the motor is it? | 1.3333 | 0.05215 | 144 | 108 | 24 | 12 |
652 | It was at that moment that Tom realized the bear lied about his knowledge of carbonators. | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 108 | 79 | 22 | 7 |
653 | Help me fix this and I'll take you to Costco for honey" | 1.3333 | 0.05074 | 138 | 101 | 28 | 9 |
654 | Your engine timing might be off, but mine isn’t. | 1.3333 | 0.05671 | 96 | 68 | 24 | 4 |
655 | You should probably call for help. | 1.3333 | 0.05554 | 132 | 100 | 20 | 12 |
656 | I never ate a Plymouth. | 1.3333 | 0.05025 | 144 | 106 | 28 | 10 |
657 | Hi , I'm the Road Assistance your wife ordered . | 1.3333 | 0.05521 | 126 | 94 | 22 | 10 |
658 | Want me to call the GARRRRRRRAGE? | 1.3333 | 0.05377 | 138 | 104 | 22 | 12 |
659 | No. It’s definitely not Spring yet. Go back to bed | 1.3333 | 0.04755 | 156 | 114 | 32 | 10 |
660 | Relax, I'm only here for your catalytic converter. | 1.3333 | 0.05204 | 120 | 86 | 28 | 6 |
661 | I charge and arm and a leg. | 1.3333 | 0.05383 | 114 | 82 | 26 | 6 |
662 | Oh, Don't mind me, I'm just waiting for Lion and Tiger | 1.3333 | 0.05525 | 105 | 75 | 25 | 5 |
663 | Do ya feel lucky, well do ya, punk? | 1.3333 | 0.05237 | 114 | 81 | 28 | 5 |
664 | I'm a honey bear and you're my new honey. | 1.3333 | 0.04954 | 162 | 122 | 26 | 14 |
665 | The warranty on your car is about to expire, but with today's special, you may extend it for a very reasonable price. | 1.3333 | 0.04885 | 150 | 110 | 30 | 10 |
666 | Nothing like drive through. | 1.3333 | 0.04762 | 147 | 106 | 33 | 8 |
667 | All I want is the catalytic converter. | 1.3333 | 0.05074 | 138 | 101 | 28 | 9 |
668 | I bet you didn't think tonight would get any worse | 1.3333 | 0.06152 | 105 | 79 | 17 | 9 |
669 | A toe sounds great. | 1.3333 | 0.05151 | 135 | 99 | 27 | 9 |
670 | Nice carcass--I mean car. | 1.3333 | 0.06091 | 99 | 73 | 19 | 7 |
671 | Oh neat! My Ursa Eats is here! | 1.3312 | 0.04657 | 154 | 114 | 30 | 10 |
672 | I was the one who called you about the extended warranty. | 1.3311 | 0.04858 | 151 | 111 | 30 | 10 |
673 | Don’t mind me, I’m just looking for a place to shit. | 1.3310 | 0.04996 | 145 | 107 | 28 | 10 |
674 | If you don’t get it running, can I have the donut? | 1.3310 | 0.05275 | 145 | 110 | 22 | 13 |
675 | You don’t happen to have a wrench, do you? | 1.3309 | 0.05119 | 136 | 100 | 27 | 9 |
676 | you got any honey? | 1.3309 | 0.05119 | 136 | 100 | 27 | 9 |
677 | So, you ignored the 'Last Chance For Gas' sign. | 1.3308 | 0.05413 | 133 | 100 | 22 | 11 |
678 | Stopped running, ey? | 1.3308 | 0.03996 | 130 | 101 | 21 | 8 |
679 | I'm no scarier than a mechanic's bill at this time of night. | 1.3307 | 0.05130 | 127 | 92 | 28 | 7 |
680 | Looks like someone slashed your tires, too! | 1.3307 | 0.04750 | 127 | 89 | 34 | 4 |
681 | Either you let me eat you or I share the video I just took of you struggling to open the hood. | 1.3306 | 0.05168 | 121 | 87 | 28 | 6 |
682 | Are you alone, or is This a buffet? | 1.3305 | 0.05652 | 118 | 88 | 21 | 9 |
683 | My vision board worked! | 1.3304 | 0.05439 | 112 | 81 | 25 | 6 |
684 | Would you like to purchase an extended warranty? | 1.3302 | 0.05643 | 106 | 77 | 23 | 6 |
685 | You missed the bear right ahead sign? | 1.3301 | 0.06381 | 103 | 79 | 14 | 10 |
686 | Well, you're welcome to join me for dinner while you wait for AAA! | 1.3298 | 0.05737 | 94 | 67 | 23 | 4 |
687 | Relax. I recently became a vegetarian. April fools! | 1.3288 | 0.04967 | 146 | 108 | 28 | 10 |
688 | Have you tried unplugging it and then plugging it back in? | 1.3285 | 0.05087 | 137 | 101 | 27 | 9 |
689 | Next, twist the red and black wires together. | 1.3284 | 0.05056 | 134 | 98 | 28 | 8 |
690 | I don't suppose you have a 3/4 inch socket wrench? | 1.3282 | 0.05018 | 131 | 95 | 29 | 7 |
691 | Was it making a GRR sound, or was it more like GRRRRR? | 1.3281 | 0.05216 | 128 | 94 | 26 | 8 |
692 | What do you think I'm doing? This is the woods. | 1.3281 | 0.05216 | 128 | 94 | 26 | 8 |
693 | I really love Uber Eats! | 1.3280 | 0.05178 | 125 | 91 | 27 | 7 |
694 | Trouble? | 1.3280 | 0.05178 | 125 | 91 | 27 | 7 |
695 | While you await AAA, I should tell you I'm with Diners Club. | 1.3277 | 0.05217 | 119 | 86 | 27 | 6 |
696 | Don’t mind me, I ‘m the local food critic. | 1.3276 | 0.05844 | 116 | 88 | 18 | 10 |
697 | There's food in the back. | 1.3274 | 0.05399 | 113 | 82 | 25 | 6 |
698 | Follow me. I have a torque wrench in my den. | 1.3274 | 0.05821 | 113 | 85 | 19 | 9 |
699 | Is that a bear? I have got to stop driving under influence. | 1.3271 | 0.05104 | 107 | 75 | 29 | 3 |
700 | Yes I am a talking bear, but can you guess why my species has never been reported? Go on guess. | 1.3269 | 0.05868 | 104 | 77 | 20 | 7 |
701 | I knew I'd hate camping. | 1.3269 | 0.05868 | 104 | 77 | 20 | 7 |
702 | I'm afraid you're between a rock and a hard place. | 1.3265 | 0.04938 | 147 | 109 | 28 | 10 |
703 | Excuse me, sir. Do you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.3265 | 0.05761 | 98 | 71 | 22 | 5 |
704 | Yup, you’re right. You’re caught between a rock and a hard place… | 1.3264 | 0.05292 | 144 | 110 | 21 | 13 |
705 | Thank God! Can you hold the flashlight? | 1.3261 | 0.04950 | 138 | 101 | 29 | 8 |
706 | I’m with AAA! Need some help? | 1.3259 | 0.04799 | 135 | 97 | 32 | 6 |
707 | I can fix it, but it will you cost an arm and a leg. | 1.3259 | 0.04682 | 135 | 96 | 34 | 5 |
708 | Hmmm. Maybe that noise wasn’t coming from the engine. | 1.3258 | 0.04625 | 132 | 93 | 35 | 4 |
709 | Is your imagination getting the better of you, Phil? | 1.3257 | 0.04455 | 175 | 129 | 35 | 11 |
710 | I dare you! Ask me what I'm doing in the woods. | 1.3256 | 0.04583 | 172 | 128 | 32 | 12 |
711 | The moon may be full but I'm not. | 1.3254 | 0.05265 | 126 | 93 | 25 | 8 |
712 | Please tell me you are COVID-free. | 1.3252 | 0.05227 | 123 | 90 | 26 | 7 |
713 | Quit grinning and come hold the light. | 1.3252 | 0.05032 | 123 | 91 | 25 | 7 |
714 | Mondays, right? | 1.3248 | 0.04447 | 157 | 113 | 37 | 7 |
715 | Maybe it needs olive oil. And maybe a little lemon and pepper? | 1.3248 | 0.05540 | 117 | 87 | 22 | 8 |
716 | Wow!! Is that a V8?!! | 1.3248 | 0.04830 | 117 | 82 | 32 | 3 |
717 | Well, well. This isn't your lucky day! | 1.3247 | 0.04687 | 154 | 113 | 32 | 9 |
718 | Well, at least I don’t have to call a tow truck. | 1.3246 | 0.05061 | 114 | 81 | 29 | 4 |
719 | All those extended warranty phone calls . . . Who's sorry now? | 1.3243 | 0.05888 | 111 | 84 | 18 | 9 |
720 | Let me know when you are ready! | 1.3243 | 0.04620 | 148 | 107 | 34 | 7 |
721 | I hear mechanics charge an arm and a leg. | 1.3243 | 0.05747 | 111 | 83 | 20 | 8 |
722 | And you thought you had car trouble. | 1.3238 | 0.05975 | 105 | 79 | 18 | 8 |
723 | You didn't call anyone, did you? | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
724 | I think it's the timing. Your timing. | 1.3238 | 0.05327 | 105 | 75 | 26 | 4 |
725 | Maybe someone sabotaged your gas tank with honey 2.8 miles up the road from this exact spot for some reason. | 1.3235 | 0.04993 | 136 | 100 | 28 | 8 |
726 | You wouldn't know anything about hoods, would you? | 1.3235 | 0.05938 | 102 | 76 | 19 | 7 |
727 | Now don’t you wish that noise you heard really was the engine? | 1.3235 | 0.06256 | 102 | 78 | 15 | 9 |
728 | I think you mistook my stomach growling for a sign of engine trouble. | 1.3235 | 0.04769 | 136 | 98 | 32 | 6 |
729 | Road-To-Table | 1.3233 | 0.04838 | 133 | 96 | 31 | 6 |
730 | I won't rip you off like the other guys. | 1.3233 | 0.05179 | 133 | 99 | 25 | 9 |
731 | If you can’t fix a carburetor, please keep your growls to yourself. | 1.3229 | 0.06194 | 96 | 72 | 17 | 7 |
732 | Take it from someone who hears in the 40 to 60,000 megahertz range, it’s definitely a bad valve! | 1.3228 | 0.05348 | 127 | 95 | 23 | 9 |
733 | Bad timing. Them's the breaks. | 1.3228 | 0.04728 | 127 | 90 | 33 | 4 |
734 | Not getting enough fuel tonight...tell me about it. | 1.3228 | 0.04985 | 127 | 92 | 29 | 6 |
735 | How much bear spray did you pack, hon? | 1.3228 | 0.04858 | 127 | 91 | 31 | 5 |
736 | I know a shortcut back to town. Follow me! | 1.3226 | 0.05316 | 124 | 92 | 24 | 8 |
737 | I'd be happy to check your fluid levels for you | 1.3226 | 0.04838 | 155 | 116 | 28 | 11 |
738 | If you want to help, you could hold this light for me. | 1.3226 | 0.05316 | 124 | 92 | 24 | 8 |
739 | What a big carburetor you have | 1.3226 | 0.06693 | 93 | 72 | 12 | 9 |
740 | Good thing I bundled life insurance. | 1.3226 | 0.06146 | 93 | 69 | 18 | 6 |
741 | Triple A won't be coming. | 1.3224 | 0.04630 | 152 | 111 | 33 | 8 |
742 | Guess who's coming for dinner. | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
743 | Lord, for this food we are about to receive, we are grateful | 1.3221 | 0.04881 | 149 | 111 | 28 | 10 |
744 | You look like you're from around here. Could you recommend a good local mechanic? | 1.3221 | 0.04692 | 149 | 109 | 32 | 8 |
745 | You bet I can give you a jump! | 1.3221 | 0.04881 | 149 | 111 | 28 | 10 |
746 | If you’re looking for the Gekko, I ate him. | 1.3220 | 0.05367 | 118 | 87 | 24 | 7 |
747 | You’re either having a nightmare or I’m having a great dream. Win-win for me. | 1.3220 | 0.05090 | 118 | 85 | 28 | 5 |
748 | Do you have a nail trimmer in that tool kit? | 1.3220 | 0.05367 | 118 | 87 | 24 | 7 |
749 | Your choice. Me or the repair shop. | 1.3218 | 0.06224 | 87 | 64 | 18 | 5 |
750 | Don't worry about the engine, you won't be needing that car anymore. | 1.3217 | 0.05024 | 115 | 82 | 29 | 4 |
751 | I warned you about that check-engine light at the park entrance. | 1.3217 | 0.05174 | 115 | 83 | 27 | 5 |
752 | Are you just going to sit there in the woods like a cliché? | 1.3217 | 0.04821 | 143 | 105 | 30 | 8 |
753 | Do you know anything about engines and not eating people? | 1.3214 | 0.03829 | 140 | 109 | 23 | 8 |
754 | Time for a snack? | 1.3214 | 0.05096 | 140 | 105 | 25 | 10 |
755 | Smokey the Bear after quarantining for two years. | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
756 | You wouldn't be Smokey the Mechanic by any chance? | 1.3214 | 0.05096 | 140 | 105 | 25 | 10 |
757 | It's your poor-timing belt. | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
758 | I’ll bet it’s the timing belt. | 1.3212 | 0.04629 | 165 | 123 | 31 | 11 |
759 | How about a jump start? | 1.3212 | 0.04626 | 137 | 98 | 34 | 5 |
760 | The answer to your question is, yes. In the woods. | 1.3211 | 0.05355 | 109 | 79 | 25 | 5 |
761 | Grin and bear it, my man. | 1.3209 | 0.04808 | 134 | 97 | 31 | 6 |
762 | No, car-bear-ator is not a funny joke. | 1.3208 | 0.05286 | 106 | 76 | 26 | 4 |
763 | Last time I saw one of those, the Car Bear Ate 'er. | 1.3206 | 0.04998 | 131 | 96 | 28 | 7 |
764 | Looks like you're out of warranty. | 1.3206 | 0.04879 | 131 | 95 | 30 | 6 |
765 | I’m afraid it’s your hibernator. | 1.3204 | 0.05888 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 7 |
766 | I'm sorry to break it to you, but I really don't think Triple A is coming. | 1.3204 | 0.06203 | 103 | 79 | 15 | 9 |
767 | I have such a hard time waiting to eat until after the entertainment. | 1.3200 | 0.05840 | 100 | 74 | 20 | 6 |
768 | Don't mind me, I'm just fascinated by small engine repair. | 1.3200 | 0.06010 | 100 | 75 | 18 | 7 |
769 | Don't worry about the engine, I'm not that interested in the car. | 1.3200 | 0.04853 | 150 | 112 | 28 | 10 |
770 | 'Drive on,' they said. 'Engine's fine,' they said. I knew I smelled a rat. | 1.3197 | 0.05109 | 122 | 89 | 27 | 6 |
771 | Would you like to stay for dinner?! | 1.3197 | 0.04837 | 122 | 87 | 31 | 4 |
772 | Looks like somebody needs a hug. | 1.3196 | 0.05778 | 97 | 71 | 21 | 5 |
773 | If I was a real grizzly, I'd have eaten you by now. | 1.3196 | 0.05394 | 97 | 69 | 25 | 3 |
774 | I’ve got the alarm disabled, now you smash the window. | 1.3193 | 0.04534 | 119 | 90 | 23 | 6 |
775 | I can hold the flashlight for you. | 1.3191 | 0.06090 | 94 | 70 | 18 | 6 |
776 | I'll have you back on the road in a jiffy. | 1.3191 | 0.04964 | 141 | 105 | 27 | 9 |
777 | Looks like it's not your day. | 1.3188 | 0.05037 | 138 | 103 | 26 | 9 |
778 | Turn the light off! We're playing hide and seek. | 1.3188 | 0.05037 | 138 | 103 | 26 | 9 |
779 | Don't worry. It's not you I'm salivating over. I can't resist the glamour of a classic automobile engine. | 1.3185 | 0.04661 | 135 | 97 | 33 | 5 |
780 | Thaaat's it, now pull the fuel pump relay. | 1.3179 | 0.04826 | 151 | 113 | 28 | 10 |
781 | Your troubles will be over soon. | 1.3178 | 0.05410 | 107 | 78 | 24 | 5 |
782 | Bear with me a while. | 1.3178 | 0.05245 | 107 | 77 | 26 | 4 |
783 | No, I haven't seen 'The Revenant'. Is it any good?" | 1.3176 | 0.04701 | 148 | 109 | 31 | 8 |
784 | Just as I thought: I lost my bearings. | 1.3174 | 0.04502 | 167 | 124 | 33 | 10 |
785 | Slap this rock. I dare you. | 1.3172 | 0.04962 | 145 | 109 | 26 | 10 |
786 | Do you know anything about spark plugs? | 1.3168 | 0.05437 | 101 | 73 | 24 | 4 |
787 | Yes, I know I am between a rock and a hard place. | 1.3168 | 0.05617 | 101 | 74 | 22 | 5 |
788 | Of course I can! Does a bear seal leaky gaskets in the woods? | 1.3168 | 0.05252 | 101 | 72 | 26 | 3 |
789 | Bummer Last Night for You ! | 1.3167 | 0.05421 | 120 | 90 | 22 | 8 |
790 | Well I do like to sit in the woods | 1.3167 | 0.05549 | 120 | 91 | 20 | 9 |
791 | Trolls can smell the rainbow, trolls can smell the stars, trolls can smell the catalytic converters in faraway cars. | 1.3165 | 0.04901 | 139 | 103 | 28 | 8 |
792 | 1982 Mercedes 300 diesel owners are a rare delicacy. | 1.3163 | 0.06255 | 98 | 75 | 15 | 8 |
793 | You are in a grizzly situation. | 1.3162 | 0.04973 | 136 | 101 | 27 | 8 |
794 | Would you start the engine and run it up to 350 degrees? | 1.3158 | 0.05185 | 114 | 83 | 26 | 5 |
795 | Last chance to reconsider that extended warranty offer. | 1.3154 | 0.05009 | 130 | 96 | 27 | 7 |
796 | I think it's the points. | 1.3153 | 0.05196 | 111 | 83 | 22 | 6 |
797 | Midnight snacks are killing my waistline. | 1.3152 | 0.05972 | 92 | 68 | 19 | 5 |
798 | I've always wanted a car! | 1.3152 | 0.05972 | 92 | 68 | 19 | 5 |
799 | You don’t want to eat me. I’m too greasy | 1.3150 | 0.05208 | 127 | 95 | 24 | 8 |
800 | Please don't look at me that way. I'm not a mechanic and I'm doing the best I can. | 1.3150 | 0.05327 | 127 | 96 | 22 | 9 |
801 | It was at this moment that Bill realized tonight was a bad night to move all his crates of bear sex pheromones. | 1.3150 | 0.05087 | 127 | 94 | 26 | 7 |
802 | Unfortunately, he had delivered a meal on wheels. | 1.3150 | 0.05087 | 127 | 94 | 26 | 7 |
803 | When did you say AAA would arrive? | 1.3148 | 0.05204 | 108 | 78 | 26 | 4 |
804 | Oh, so it's not actually YOUR AAA account? | 1.3148 | 0.05527 | 108 | 80 | 22 | 6 |
805 | Of course I know auto mechanics—what do you think carnivore means? | 1.3148 | 0.05527 | 108 | 80 | 22 | 6 |
806 | I can help you with your car after lunch. | 1.3147 | 0.04485 | 143 | 103 | 35 | 5 |
807 | I heard you were on your way to the maul. | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 67 | 16 | 6 |
808 | Relax. Yeah, I'm Road Rage. But for all practical purposes, you're off-road. | 1.3145 | 0.04908 | 124 | 90 | 29 | 5 |
809 | Truthfully, It doesn't really matter if you fix it. | 1.3143 | 0.05631 | 105 | 78 | 21 | 6 |
810 | Don't worry I'm a vegetarian I just like to scare humans. | 1.3143 | 0.05948 | 105 | 80 | 17 | 8 |
811 | I’m thinking you’re not with AAA… | 1.3143 | 0.05948 | 105 | 80 | 17 | 8 |
812 | Oh, be quiet!! I know red gets attached to red. | 1.3143 | 0.05631 | 105 | 78 | 21 | 6 |
813 | You really think it's the distributor? | 1.3140 | 0.05253 | 121 | 90 | 24 | 7 |
814 | I can't work with you gazing hungrily over my shoulder. | 1.3140 | 0.05382 | 121 | 91 | 22 | 8 |
815 | Bear with me a little longer | 1.3140 | 0.05382 | 121 | 91 | 22 | 8 |
816 | Chill out! I’m trying to concentrate. | 1.3140 | 0.04984 | 121 | 88 | 28 | 5 |
817 | Sorry, I don't have one. Lately, I've been eating all my wretches. | 1.3140 | 0.06670 | 86 | 66 | 13 | 7 |
818 | You will have to call for an appointment. | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
819 | No, it doesn’t run on honey. | 1.3137 | 0.05742 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 6 |
820 | It won't start? Don't worry about it. | 1.3133 | 0.06623 | 83 | 63 | 14 | 6 |
821 | Does a car quit in the woods? | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
822 | Keep going.. I don’t eat for another hour. | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
823 | There's little point in fixing that, you won't be going anywhere. | 1.3130 | 0.04857 | 131 | 96 | 29 | 6 |
824 | Someday, maybe we will look back on this and see we were simply meant to happen | 1.3125 | 0.05386 | 112 | 83 | 23 | 6 |
825 | Phil was conflicted. He hated confrontation, but he simply could not work with all that giggling going on. | 1.3125 | 0.05981 | 96 | 72 | 18 | 6 |
826 | The scenic route sends its regards. | 1.3125 | 0.04974 | 144 | 109 | 25 | 10 |
827 | Check the distributor cap.. It's always the distributor cap. | 1.3125 | 0.05981 | 96 | 72 | 18 | 6 |
828 | It’s probably the bearings. | 1.3121 | 0.05046 | 141 | 107 | 24 | 10 |
829 | Why don’t you try to fix it and I’ll sit there and grin. | 1.3121 | 0.04460 | 141 | 104 | 31 | 6 |
830 | I should have renewed my AAA membership | 1.3119 | 0.05930 | 109 | 84 | 16 | 9 |
831 | Need any help? | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
832 | Do these pants make my butt look delicious? | 1.3119 | 0.05164 | 109 | 79 | 26 | 4 |
833 | Did you check the flux capacitor? | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
834 | Thanks, the flashlight helps. | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
835 | Damn, it's you again. | 1.3118 | 0.05508 | 93 | 67 | 23 | 3 |
836 | This is your final warning that you may be eligible for an extended warranty. | 1.3116 | 0.05325 | 138 | 107 | 19 | 12 |
837 | It’s probably a bearing. | 1.3115 | 0.05085 | 122 | 90 | 26 | 6 |
838 | Once upon a time... | 1.3115 | 0.05085 | 122 | 90 | 26 | 6 |
839 | Not too big or too small—just right. | 1.3115 | 0.05281 | 122 | 94 | 19 | 9 |
840 | You don’t need to look so happy about it. | 1.3113 | 0.05423 | 106 | 78 | 23 | 5 |
841 | Mind if I try the clutch? | 1.3113 | 0.05423 | 106 | 78 | 23 | 5 |
842 | Is it any wonder that I love old Chevys? | 1.3113 | 0.06049 | 106 | 82 | 15 | 9 |
843 | If you'll start my car, I'd be happy to hold that rock for you. | 1.3113 | 0.05899 | 106 | 81 | 17 | 8 |
844 | I can't solve your problem, but you'll solve mine! | 1.3113 | 0.05586 | 106 | 79 | 21 | 6 |
845 | So, do you have the jumper cables or... | 1.3111 | 0.03859 | 135 | 102 | 28 | 5 |
846 | I’m smarter than the average bear: it’s your starter. | 1.3111 | 0.06250 | 90 | 68 | 16 | 6 |
847 | My friends and I were wondering, what is your Body Mass Index? | 1.3107 | 0.05524 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
848 | You should have had a V-8 | 1.3103 | 0.05254 | 116 | 86 | 24 | 6 |
849 | You can't park there | 1.3101 | 0.04772 | 129 | 94 | 30 | 5 |
850 | Need a lifeline? | 1.3100 | 0.05355 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
851 | You still think that annual fee for AAA was too high? | 1.3100 | 0.05979 | 100 | 76 | 17 | 7 |
852 | Take your time. I just had lunch. | 1.3100 | 0.05808 | 100 | 75 | 19 | 6 |
853 | When you're done with your business, hold the flashlight. | 1.3097 | 0.05633 | 113 | 86 | 19 | 8 |
854 | I love it when delivery gets here and the food is still warm. | 1.3093 | 0.06280 | 97 | 75 | 14 | 8 |
855 | Look at it this way -- my mauling will be much less painful than the fleecing you'll get at the mechanic's... | 1.3093 | 0.05152 | 97 | 69 | 26 | 2 |
856 | When Ken discovered that the cause of his car's overheating was an empty radiator, he thought "What else can possibly go wrong?" | 1.3092 | 0.04595 | 152 | 113 | 31 | 8 |
857 | I know what would help...a big hug! | 1.3091 | 0.05739 | 110 | 84 | 18 | 8 |
858 | Would you like me to push? | 1.3089 | 0.05049 | 123 | 91 | 26 | 6 |
859 | When you're about to have more than just engine trouble | 1.3087 | 0.04752 | 149 | 112 | 28 | 9 |
860 | I think you need a jump | 1.3087 | 0.04457 | 149 | 109 | 34 | 6 |
861 | Between a Rock and a Hard Place | 1.3087 | 0.04847 | 149 | 113 | 26 | 10 |
862 | If you asked me, I'd say your timing is bad | 1.3084 | 0.05851 | 107 | 82 | 17 | 8 |
863 | This is the first time I used Uber Eats. | 1.3083 | 0.04912 | 133 | 99 | 27 | 7 |
864 | I could have had a V8! | 1.3083 | 0.04735 | 133 | 100 | 26 | 7 |
865 | This may be even worse than when I put a tiger in my tank. | 1.3083 | 0.05139 | 133 | 101 | 23 | 9 |
866 | Uber Eats? | 1.3082 | 0.04545 | 159 | 119 | 31 | 9 |
867 | You're lucky it's Meatless Monday. | 1.3077 | 0.06573 | 91 | 71 | 12 | 8 |
868 | #FairyTaleEnding | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
869 | Looks like a bad timing belt. | 1.3077 | 0.05355 | 117 | 88 | 22 | 7 |
870 | Do you want me to bear down on it? | 1.3077 | 0.05073 | 117 | 86 | 26 | 5 |
871 | It's late so you've already eaten dinner,right?" | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
872 | Can I interest you in a late night bite? | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
873 | Hertz delivers again! | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
874 | This is what I call drive through. | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
875 | This rock is hiding my boner. | 1.3070 | 0.05727 | 114 | 88 | 17 | 9 |
876 | I'm not a car mechanic, so I guess I have to eat you. | 1.3070 | 0.05305 | 114 | 85 | 23 | 6 |
877 | You’re wasting your time. Come over and I’ll show you why. | 1.3070 | 0.05157 | 114 | 84 | 25 | 5 |
878 | Roots and berries are nice, but stranded motorists are my favorite. | 1.3070 | 0.05590 | 114 | 87 | 19 | 8 |
879 | Hey, glad you are there. I needed to tell somebody. I just ate Sisyphus. | 1.3068 | 0.06537 | 88 | 68 | 13 | 7 |
880 | Laugh all you want. The dealership told me I got a great deal. | 1.3068 | 0.05907 | 88 | 65 | 19 | 4 |
881 | Don’t mind me, I am just savoring the moment | 1.3063 | 0.05086 | 111 | 81 | 26 | 4 |
882 | Need help, Honey? | 1.3063 | 0.05399 | 111 | 83 | 22 | 6 |
883 | It's got to be the car-bear-ater... | 1.3063 | 0.05548 | 111 | 84 | 20 | 7 |
884 | It just really isn't your day, is it? | 1.3061 | 0.06052 | 98 | 75 | 16 | 7 |
885 | You want to come over for dinner? | 1.3061 | 0.05311 | 98 | 71 | 24 | 3 |
886 | Need a lift? | 1.3056 | 0.05652 | 108 | 82 | 19 | 7 |
887 | The old guzzler turns into a grizzly affair. | 1.3053 | 0.05620 | 131 | 104 | 14 | 13 |
888 | I can give you a written estimate of about two minutes." | 1.3053 | 0.06000 | 95 | 72 | 17 | 6 |
889 | now don't you wish you'd renewed your AAA membership? | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
890 | Were those regular mushrooms in that stroganoff, Alice? | 1.3053 | 0.05411 | 95 | 69 | 23 | 3 |
891 | Wanna hibernate? | 1.3053 | 0.06000 | 95 | 72 | 17 | 6 |
892 | Bear witness to this mechanic. | 1.3053 | 0.06000 | 95 | 72 | 17 | 6 |
893 | Brake-fest time! | 1.3053 | 0.05614 | 95 | 70 | 21 | 4 |
894 | I fear both you and your car are about to meet a grizzly end. | 1.3051 | 0.05316 | 118 | 89 | 22 | 7 |
895 | Shouldn't you be hibernating? | 1.3051 | 0.05178 | 118 | 88 | 24 | 6 |
896 | About that bear spray. | 1.3051 | 0.04890 | 118 | 86 | 28 | 4 |
897 | Here’s the scary thing, if it’s electronic ignition you really are on your own. | 1.3050 | 0.05027 | 141 | 108 | 23 | 10 |
898 | Sure, I can fix it for you, I ate a mechanic last month. | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
899 | This is why I give thanks every night for the internal combustion engine. | 1.3049 | 0.05933 | 82 | 60 | 19 | 3 |
900 | Thanks, but I know how to fix it. | 1.3048 | 0.05918 | 105 | 81 | 16 | 8 |
901 | This is great! I never get to show anyone what's under my rock. Please come see, please, pretty please! | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
902 | You should have taken that Extended Warranty | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
903 | If you think a bear is talking to you, you have a real problem. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
904 | Keep going, don’t let me distract you. | 1.3047 | 0.04905 | 128 | 95 | 27 | 6 |
905 | Your biggest problem isn’t under the hood” | 1.3047 | 0.04778 | 128 | 94 | 29 | 5 |
906 | It’s a long shot, but do you know anything about carburetors? | 1.3047 | 0.04905 | 128 | 95 | 27 | 6 |
907 | How many times did I call to remind you that your car warranty is about to expire? | 1.3047 | 0.05150 | 128 | 97 | 23 | 8 |
908 | Can you jump me? Wait, let me rephrase that. | 1.3043 | 0.05517 | 92 | 67 | 22 | 3 |
909 | One thing at a time please. | 1.3043 | 0.05119 | 115 | 85 | 25 | 5 |
910 | Do you have any condiments in your car? | 1.3041 | 0.04664 | 148 | 111 | 29 | 8 |
911 | If you get your family out to push I'll steer. | 1.3041 | 0.04305 | 148 | 115 | 24 | 9 |
912 | I don't suppose one of your claws is 3/16"? | 1.3040 | 0.05233 | 125 | 95 | 22 | 8 |
913 | Hi, that looks stressful. Looking for an emotional support animal? | 1.3040 | 0.05233 | 125 | 95 | 22 | 8 |
914 | BACK OFF my mother-in-law is in the car. | 1.3040 | 0.05108 | 125 | 94 | 24 | 7 |
915 | No, what's really scary is $5.99 for unleaded. | 1.3039 | 0.06040 | 102 | 79 | 15 | 8 |
916 | The sign clearly said, 'Bear Right' | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
917 | Oh! sorry. I was addressing my wife when I said “honey.” | 1.3036 | 0.05505 | 112 | 85 | 20 | 7 |
918 | Aren't you the literary critic known for mocking fantasy fiction? | 1.3036 | 0.05505 | 112 | 85 | 20 | 7 |
919 | To his horror, Philip realizes the beast wants to sell him an extended warrantee. | 1.3034 | 0.06272 | 89 | 68 | 15 | 6 |
920 | No need to worry about your car - it's inedible. | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
921 | The seats are too soft, the engine to hard but the driver is juuuust right! | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
922 | The last guy I ate thought it was his water pump. | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
923 | Oh my gosh, my appetizer showed up!!! | 1.3030 | 0.05151 | 132 | 101 | 22 | 9 |
924 | My alternate day fast ends in 7 minutes. | 1.3030 | 0.06168 | 99 | 77 | 14 | 8 |
925 | Do you think you could give me a push? | 1.3028 | 0.04468 | 142 | 104 | 33 | 5 |
926 | Hi, I'm Yogi. My pronouns are hungrybear/joinmeforlunch/should-have-got-a-tesla. | 1.3028 | 0.06044 | 109 | 86 | 13 | 10 |
927 | You're not helping. | 1.3025 | 0.05277 | 119 | 90 | 22 | 7 |
928 | No, I didn't know she was going to hold the flashlight. | 1.3025 | 0.05000 | 119 | 88 | 26 | 5 |
929 | There’s no way I’m giving you a ride to Phoenix, your feet smell. | 1.3025 | 0.05277 | 119 | 90 | 22 | 7 |
930 | I trust you understand the health advantages of fasting. | 1.3025 | 0.04312 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
931 | If you don't know how to fix that engine in two minutes or less, Mister, I think your luck's just run out. | 1.3025 | 0.05000 | 119 | 88 | 26 | 5 |
932 | I’d check the carbearetor. | 1.3025 | 0.05277 | 119 | 90 | 22 | 7 |
933 | My broker was right. No running away from a bear market. | 1.3023 | 0.04996 | 129 | 97 | 25 | 7 |
934 | Oh, hello there. I don't suppose you'd have a claw hammer on hand? | 1.3023 | 0.04996 | 129 | 97 | 25 | 7 |
935 | want ME to take a look | 1.3022 | 0.04860 | 139 | 105 | 26 | 8 |
936 | I keep a spare hose back in the den. | 1.3022 | 0.04641 | 139 | 103 | 30 | 6 |
937 | have any snacks” | 1.3019 | 0.05221 | 106 | 78 | 24 | 4 |
938 | Pass the ratchet— | 1.3019 | 0.05306 | 106 | 81 | 19 | 6 |
939 | You wouldn't happen to have jumper cables, would you? | 1.3019 | 0.05714 | 106 | 81 | 18 | 7 |
940 | Even animals ordered out during the pandemic. | 1.3017 | 0.05368 | 116 | 88 | 21 | 7 |
941 | Do you know what the bear said to the stranded motorist? | 1.3017 | 0.05368 | 116 | 88 | 21 | 7 |
942 | Yes, I can give you a jump. | 1.3017 | 0.05506 | 116 | 89 | 19 | 8 |
943 | I’ve got some Thai back in the cave if you’re hungry. | 1.3016 | 0.04947 | 126 | 94 | 26 | 6 |
944 | Are you with AAA? | 1.3015 | 0.04705 | 136 | 101 | 29 | 6 |
945 | 'Been a long a time, Mr Milne....' | 1.3012 | 0.06580 | 83 | 64 | 13 | 6 |
946 | The mechanic who told me it was fixed had the same look on his face. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
947 | Try not to get grease on your hands. I prefer my condiments on the side. | 1.3009 | 0.05606 | 113 | 87 | 18 | 8 |
948 | Nice ass dude! | 1.3009 | 0.05316 | 113 | 85 | 22 | 6 |
949 | Could you lend a paw? | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
950 | May I help myself to you? | 1.3008 | 0.05005 | 133 | 101 | 24 | 8 |
951 | Least you could do is help and hold the flashlight. | 1.3008 | 0.04062 | 133 | 106 | 19 | 8 |
952 | She was right about getting an oil change wasn’t she? Wasn’t she??!! | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
953 | I miss public transit too. | 1.3000 | 0.05575 | 90 | 66 | 21 | 3 |
954 | Reparable? No. Edible? Yes. | 1.3000 | 0.04384 | 140 | 102 | 34 | 4 |
955 | I'd love to have you for dinner. What do you recommend for an appetizer? | 1.3000 | 0.04716 | 130 | 96 | 29 | 5 |
956 | I know it's more expensive but Uber Eats sure is convenient. | 1.3000 | 0.05104 | 120 | 90 | 24 | 6 |
957 | So who are you voting for in 2024? | 1.3000 | 0.05093 | 110 | 81 | 25 | 4 |
958 | I'd say you've got more than just car troubles. | 1.3000 | 0.05104 | 120 | 90 | 24 | 6 |
959 | Smokey the Bear is just my daytime gig. | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
960 | Have you tried turning the key? | 1.3000 | 0.04612 | 140 | 104 | 30 | 6 |
961 | I'm thinking alternator or fuel pump... | 1.2993 | 0.04362 | 147 | 108 | 34 | 5 |
962 | Need a jump, pal? | 1.2993 | 0.04467 | 147 | 109 | 32 | 6 |
963 | Do you have any cream cheese? | 1.2992 | 0.05398 | 127 | 99 | 18 | 10 |
964 | Stanley couldn't figure out why bits of salmon flesh were clogging his engine, until suddenly... | 1.2991 | 0.04896 | 117 | 86 | 27 | 4 |
965 | Don’t stop! I’ll wait. | 1.2991 | 0.05044 | 117 | 87 | 25 | 5 |
966 | Edwin considers the conditions stated in his life insurance policy. | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
967 | If you're going to eat the Triple A worker, could you wait till they're done with my car? | 1.2990 | 0.05892 | 97 | 74 | 17 | 6 |
968 | I couldn't help notice your NRA sticker... | 1.2989 | 0.06563 | 87 | 68 | 12 | 7 |
969 | Before you ask, I don’t have any porridge. | 1.2984 | 0.04989 | 124 | 93 | 25 | 6 |
970 | Have you considered the advantages of an extended warranty? | 1.2984 | 0.04989 | 124 | 93 | 25 | 6 |
971 | Sorry, eh, I ate the only mechanic in this town. | 1.2984 | 0.04989 | 124 | 93 | 25 | 6 |
972 | Righty tighty, lefty loosey. | 1.2982 | 0.04973 | 114 | 84 | 26 | 4 |
973 | Is this a good time to talk with you about your vehicle's extended warranty? | 1.2981 | 0.05091 | 104 | 76 | 25 | 3 |
974 | Hungry? | 1.2981 | 0.05445 | 104 | 78 | 21 | 5 |
975 | You don't happen to have AAA, do you? | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
976 | Triple A sent me ..... really!! | 1.2979 | 0.04473 | 141 | 104 | 32 | 5 |
977 | Aw, it looks like you could use a hug right now. | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
978 | Does a watcher make you nervous? | 1.2979 | 0.06205 | 94 | 73 | 14 | 7 |
979 | Can I give you a jump? | 1.2975 | 0.04788 | 121 | 89 | 28 | 4 |
980 | Missing some wires? | 1.2973 | 0.05054 | 111 | 82 | 25 | 4 |
981 | Late getting to dinner? | 1.2973 | 0.05368 | 111 | 84 | 21 | 6 |
982 | Wanna borrow my rock? | 1.2973 | 0.05665 | 111 | 86 | 17 | 8 |
983 | Bear today, gone tomorrow... | 1.2973 | 0.05214 | 111 | 83 | 23 | 5 |
984 | Hello! Did you activate your extended car warranty? | 1.2973 | 0.04544 | 148 | 111 | 30 | 7 |
985 | You called AAAH! for roadside assistance? | 1.2971 | 0.04869 | 138 | 105 | 25 | 8 |
986 | Please put on gloves. I don't like greasy food. | 1.2970 | 0.05894 | 101 | 78 | 16 | 7 |
987 | Take your time; I can wait. | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
988 | I can help. You won't have to worry about car trouble ever again. | 1.2970 | 0.06060 | 101 | 79 | 14 | 8 |
989 | By any chance do you have a 18mm metric socket wrench? | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
990 | You ignored the extended warranty calls, eh? | 1.2969 | 0.05126 | 128 | 98 | 22 | 8 |
991 | Looks like your problem is over here. | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
992 | Yeah, and the pope is Catholic. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
993 | What are the odds -- you having car trouble right in front of my complete diagnostic and repair shop? Customer lounge is just behind me in the woods. Take a load off while I have a look. | 1.2967 | 0.05298 | 91 | 66 | 23 | 2 |
994 | That engine noise? That was me. | 1.2967 | 0.06347 | 91 | 71 | 13 | 7 |
995 | No, it's true. I just can't go when somebody's watching me. | 1.2966 | 0.05289 | 118 | 90 | 21 | 7 |
996 | You do You and Imma do Me | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
997 | I'd offer to help you, but I just had my nails done. | 1.2963 | 0.05465 | 108 | 82 | 20 | 6 |
998 | No, darling, I said there is a BEAR with me. | 1.2963 | 0.04827 | 135 | 102 | 26 | 7 |
999 | Would you like some porridge? | 1.2960 | 0.05083 | 125 | 95 | 23 | 7 |
1000 | If you help get this boulder off my foot I'll give you a push to the nearest gas station. | 1.2960 | 0.04955 | 125 | 94 | 25 | 6 |
1001 | Don't worry, I'm waiting for an Impala. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1002 | My what big teeth you have Mr. Repairman. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1003 | You were right. It's the carburetor. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1004 | Did you notice the Chicago Bears sticker on the rear of my car? | 1.2957 | 0.05236 | 115 | 87 | 22 | 6 |
1005 | That's a bear of a problem you got there. | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
1006 | Hey, Bob. Do you remember when we were in Cub Scouts and you were quite the bully? | 1.2955 | 0.06497 | 88 | 69 | 12 | 7 |
1007 | Can I be of any assistance? | 1.2955 | 0.04530 | 132 | 97 | 31 | 4 |
1008 | Once they get a taste for stranded driver they can’t help themselves. | 1.2955 | 0.06497 | 88 | 69 | 12 | 7 |
1009 | Can you at least wait until I check the oil? | 1.2955 | 0.05863 | 88 | 66 | 18 | 4 |
1010 | I take it you had something to do with all this honey in my radiator. | 1.2952 | 0.05400 | 105 | 79 | 21 | 5 |
1011 | Honestly, I'm more afraid of how much gas will cost. | 1.2952 | 0.05567 | 105 | 80 | 19 | 6 |
1012 | Why yes,I do have jumper cables | 1.2952 | 0.04865 | 105 | 76 | 27 | 2 |
1013 | That’s no picnic. For you. | 1.2952 | 0.05400 | 105 | 79 | 21 | 5 |
1014 | Can I borrow a roll of toilet paper? | 1.2951 | 0.05165 | 122 | 93 | 22 | 7 |
1015 | Too bad you don't have a carburetor to blame anymore. | 1.2947 | 0.05962 | 95 | 73 | 16 | 6 |
1016 | Well are you going to help or just sit there grinning? | 1.2946 | 0.05174 | 112 | 84 | 23 | 5 |
1017 | Bent over the hood of his car during the peak hours of mating season, Doug unwittingly presented himself as "available". | 1.2946 | 0.05476 | 112 | 86 | 19 | 7 |
1018 | Aww Honey! You got delivery. | 1.2946 | 0.05476 | 112 | 86 | 19 | 7 |
1019 | It’s probably your alternator. | 1.2946 | 0.04848 | 129 | 97 | 26 | 6 |
1020 | May I have a word with you about your warranty? | 1.2946 | 0.04848 | 129 | 97 | 26 | 6 |
1021 | I'm not your honey! | 1.2941 | 0.05250 | 119 | 91 | 21 | 7 |
1022 | Well, are you just going to stand there? Help me! | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1023 | Bet you wish you'd taken that call about your car's extended warranty. | 1.2941 | 0.05675 | 102 | 78 | 18 | 6 |
1024 | It’s been a while since I worked at the shop but I think I can help you out. Oddly enough I specialized in this same make & model. First off, do you have a pair of gloves big enough for me? It isn’t safe to do this kind of repair with my bear hands. | 1.2941 | 0.04796 | 136 | 103 | 26 | 7 |
1025 | Have you tried licking it? | 1.2941 | 0.05843 | 102 | 79 | 16 | 7 |
1026 | I thought the sign read, bear left? | 1.2941 | 0.05250 | 119 | 91 | 21 | 7 |
1027 | What can I say, but good luck? | 1.2937 | 0.04637 | 143 | 108 | 28 | 7 |
1028 | You're going to need major repairs. | 1.2937 | 0.04723 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
1029 | No pressure. | 1.2936 | 0.04754 | 109 | 79 | 28 | 2 |
1030 | Hey, you're no threat. I'm looking at a fifty mile tow and a local garage repair and I'm a hundred miles out of warranty. | 1.2936 | 0.05099 | 109 | 81 | 24 | 4 |
1031 | Ooh la la! Having a buddy who works the AAA hotline is the gift that keeps on giving. | 1.2936 | 0.05263 | 109 | 82 | 22 | 5 |
1032 | Need help? | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
1033 | You don’t really come here to fix cars, do ya? | 1.2935 | 0.05473 | 92 | 68 | 21 | 3 |
1034 | Suddenly, Jack felt he had more of a problem than a broken fan belt." E Cerin | 1.2932 | 0.04747 | 133 | 100 | 27 | 6 |
1035 | Once you’re good and oily I’’m going to ask you to run up the hill. | 1.2931 | 0.05340 | 116 | 89 | 20 | 7 |
1036 | Do you know anything about engines, or are you going to sit there with that stupid grin on your face? | 1.2929 | 0.05964 | 99 | 77 | 15 | 7 |
1037 | Mmmmmm! Roadkill! | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
1038 | Don’t just stand there grinning, grab a wrench. | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
1039 | I'd say you're in a hairy situation. | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
1040 | Hi, my name is Steve and I'm your Ubear. | 1.2927 | 0.04722 | 123 | 91 | 28 | 4 |
1041 | Well, the good news is you don't need to call a tow truck. | 1.2925 | 0.05522 | 106 | 81 | 19 | 6 |
1042 | Suddenly, Wally realized he coulda had a V8 | 1.2925 | 0.05186 | 106 | 79 | 23 | 4 |
1043 | Then the bear said he was from Russia and added, "The tank's empty, stupid." | 1.2925 | 0.05838 | 106 | 83 | 15 | 8 |
1044 | Check the battery cables. Did I ever mention I was in « The Revenant? » | 1.2923 | 0.04561 | 130 | 96 | 30 | 4 |
1045 | Do you need a jumpstart? | 1.2923 | 0.04938 | 130 | 99 | 24 | 7 |
1046 | Hard to find a charging station out here. Wanna stay for a bite? | 1.2921 | 0.06231 | 89 | 69 | 14 | 6 |
1047 | Looks like your Lifetime Guarantee has expired. | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
1048 | Are you the guy from triple A? | 1.2921 | 0.05348 | 89 | 65 | 22 | 2 |
1049 | I could help you with that alternator but unfortunately you are between me and my cubs. | 1.2920 | 0.05433 | 113 | 87 | 19 | 7 |
1050 | Can you stop salivating for a minute and come hold this flashlight for me? | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1051 | Tell me, how did you like gobbling my baby's bowl of porridge?" | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1052 | We've finally reached you about your car's extended warranty | 1.2917 | 0.06091 | 96 | 75 | 14 | 7 |
1053 | Yeah, I could have taken it in for an overhaul before I left. But that would have cost me an arm and a leg.” | 1.2917 | 0.05076 | 120 | 91 | 23 | 6 |
1054 | Do you mind if I just sit here and watch? | 1.2917 | 0.05212 | 120 | 92 | 21 | 7 |
1055 | I don’t think OnStar will be of much help for the problem you’re about to have. | 1.2913 | 0.04887 | 127 | 96 | 25 | 6 |
1056 | Berries are fine but I'm transitioning to alternative fuels. | 1.2913 | 0.05278 | 103 | 77 | 22 | 4 |
1057 | NICE BUNS! | 1.2910 | 0.04949 | 134 | 103 | 23 | 8 |
1058 | Looking for roadside assistance? | 1.2909 | 0.05222 | 110 | 83 | 22 | 5 |
1059 | Yessir, you're definitely between a rock and a hard place " | 1.2909 | 0.05532 | 110 | 85 | 18 | 7 |
1060 | I have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. | 1.2907 | 0.06378 | 86 | 67 | 13 | 6 |
1061 | Car insurance? Do you have life insurance? | 1.2906 | 0.05159 | 117 | 89 | 22 | 6 |
1062 | Trust me. It's a hybrid. Not as tasty. | 1.2903 | 0.05092 | 124 | 95 | 22 | 7 |
1063 | Can you keep the growling down? It is really distracting. | 1.2903 | 0.04962 | 124 | 94 | 24 | 6 |
1064 | Forget your troubles, come on, get happy... | 1.2901 | 0.05139 | 131 | 102 | 20 | 9 |
1065 | I just love it that, when it was making that weird noise a few miles back, you said ‘How bad can it be?’ | 1.2901 | 0.04532 | 131 | 97 | 30 | 4 |
1066 | Tom felt a sudden stab of regret at not following Maureen's advice to finally buy a decent phone charger. | 1.2901 | 0.05024 | 131 | 101 | 22 | 8 |
1067 | Ding-dong. Dinner is here. | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
1068 | There's some honey in it for ya--IF you can get it started. | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
1069 | All I can say is that those too pricey extended service warranties make life so yummy! | 1.2900 | 0.04984 | 100 | 73 | 25 | 2 |
1070 | I don't suppose you could give me a ride back to town. | 1.2897 | 0.04970 | 107 | 79 | 25 | 3 |
1071 | You think you've got problems? I haven't eaten in three days. | 1.2895 | 0.04941 | 114 | 85 | 25 | 4 |
1072 | How about I hold that light for ya? | 1.2895 | 0.04616 | 114 | 83 | 29 | 2 |
1073 | Try not to get grease on your hands. It ruins the taste. | 1.2895 | 0.05096 | 114 | 86 | 23 | 5 |
1074 | See what happens when you ignore all my calls about your car’s warranty! | 1.2895 | 0.04781 | 114 | 84 | 27 | 3 |
1075 | You have a good eye. Yes,I was Smokey the Bear,but they caught me playing with matches | 1.2892 | 0.05563 | 83 | 61 | 20 | 2 |
1076 | I think I’ve seen a movie that started like this. | 1.2891 | 0.04594 | 128 | 95 | 29 | 4 |
1077 | Want a jump-start? | 1.2885 | 0.05234 | 104 | 78 | 22 | 4 |
1078 | Need a claw? | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
1079 | So thoughtful of you to do the cooking. | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
1080 | Roadside assistance? Why yes, I am. | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
1081 | Hi, my name is Peter...What's yours? | 1.2885 | 0.06061 | 104 | 83 | 12 | 9 |
1082 | I'll call a tow truck after I have had dinner. | 1.2885 | 0.05579 | 104 | 80 | 18 | 6 |
1083 | Accessing timely roadside assistance is a real bear these days, isn't it? | 1.2883 | 0.05635 | 111 | 87 | 16 | 8 |
1084 | Wipe that silly grin off your face and grab me a wrench. | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1085 | It's your lucky day. | 1.2883 | 0.04938 | 111 | 85 | 21 | 5 |
1086 | Are you my GrubHub | 1.2881 | 0.04977 | 118 | 89 | 24 | 5 |
1087 | Yeah, my ride broke down too. | 1.2881 | 0.05260 | 118 | 91 | 20 | 7 |
1088 | I take it you aren't Roadside Assistance. | 1.2880 | 0.04222 | 125 | 90 | 34 | 1 |
1089 | 10 bucks says it's the timing belt. | 1.2880 | 0.04795 | 125 | 94 | 26 | 5 |
1090 | Perhaps it wasn't you engine growling after all. | 1.2880 | 0.04795 | 125 | 94 | 26 | 5 |
1091 | I’d like to talk to you about your vehicle’s extended warranty. | 1.2877 | 0.06891 | 73 | 57 | 11 | 5 |
1092 | What a fantastic way to end a four month fast. | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
1093 | Think you can hand me a wrench? | 1.2875 | 0.06462 | 80 | 62 | 13 | 5 |
1094 | You are not the roadside assistance guy, are you? | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
1095 | Looks like we're both between a rock and a hard place. | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
1096 | Do you know anything about Subarus? | 1.2872 | 0.06167 | 94 | 74 | 13 | 7 |
1097 | I barely know how to drive a stick on all fours, do you? | 1.2871 | 0.04943 | 101 | 74 | 25 | 2 |
1098 | Time's up" | 1.2871 | 0.06026 | 101 | 80 | 13 | 8 |
1099 | I haven’t ordered delivery in a long time. | 1.2871 | 0.05688 | 101 | 78 | 17 | 6 |
1100 | Feel like a snack? | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
1101 | No, I haven't seen a girl in a red hood. | 1.2870 | 0.05891 | 108 | 86 | 13 | 9 |
1102 | I’m on empty too | 1.2870 | 0.05057 | 115 | 87 | 23 | 5 |
1103 | I'm just a stock market bear. Do you want me to call your broker? | 1.2870 | 0.05350 | 115 | 89 | 19 | 7 |
1104 | Dead battery? I jump, you start. | 1.2869 | 0.05137 | 122 | 94 | 21 | 7 |
1105 | It sounded like a vacuum leak to me ... and that's what brought me here tonight. | 1.2868 | 0.04822 | 129 | 98 | 25 | 6 |
1106 | A spanner? I could fix that with my bear hands. | 1.2868 | 0.05067 | 129 | 100 | 21 | 8 |
1107 | Car battery playing dead? | 1.2868 | 0.05209 | 136 | 108 | 17 | 11 |
1108 | I know how to fix that. Got a carving knife? | 1.2857 | 0.05591 | 112 | 88 | 16 | 8 |
1109 | You must be the guy from GrubHub. | 1.2857 | 0.05855 | 105 | 83 | 14 | 8 |
1110 | Isn't it great not to have to wear a mask anymore when dining out? | 1.2857 | 0.06497 | 91 | 73 | 10 | 8 |
1111 | I helped a Frenchman with his car. He was Claude. | 1.2857 | 0.05191 | 105 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
1112 | It's a bad bearing! | 1.2857 | 0.05191 | 105 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
1113 | Let me give it a tap | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 105 | 82 | 16 | 7 |
1114 | Hey! Will you jump me?? | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
1115 | Do you know anything about engines? | 1.2857 | 0.03984 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
1116 | Hey, you could come over my side to relax!" | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
1117 | Do you mind not breathing down my back? I am nervous enough because I don't really know what I am doing under this hood. | 1.2857 | 0.05083 | 119 | 91 | 22 | 6 |
1118 | You wouldn't happen to have a crescent wrench ? | 1.2857 | 0.05365 | 105 | 80 | 20 | 5 |
1119 | It was at that moment that Chris realized his car was just playing dead. | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
1120 | I'll wait for the hotdogs. | 1.2857 | 0.04452 | 140 | 105 | 30 | 5 |
1121 | Don't be alarmed . . . I'm waiting for my drum circle friends. | 1.2857 | 0.05222 | 119 | 92 | 20 | 7 |
1122 | Looking under the hood of your little red riding machine, I see. I think I'll work that into my next story. | 1.2857 | 0.05365 | 105 | 80 | 20 | 5 |
1123 | I have an appetite, oops, I mean, I got an app for you | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
1124 | Carl was conflicted deciding which was the real problem here… the bear or the bearing. | 1.2857 | 0.05191 | 105 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
1125 | Technically speaking, I'm a roadside service animal. | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
1126 | C'mon, Smokey. It's a flashlight, not a match. | 1.2846 | 0.04790 | 130 | 99 | 25 | 6 |
1127 | And I’m just the wee small bear. | 1.2846 | 0.04832 | 123 | 93 | 25 | 5 |
1128 | Looks like we both need a jump." | 1.2845 | 0.04868 | 116 | 87 | 25 | 4 |
1129 | When the gps said "bear right", I thought it was a figure of speech | 1.2845 | 0.04550 | 116 | 85 | 29 | 2 |
1130 | The good news is you won't need to figure it out. | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
1131 | We can either discuss your car's extended warranty or I can gobble you down now. | 1.2844 | 0.05544 | 109 | 85 | 17 | 7 |
1132 | This isn't honey its 10W-30 | 1.2844 | 0.04716 | 109 | 80 | 27 | 2 |
1133 | And thus the Berenstain family acquired a station wagon. | 1.2844 | 0.04893 | 109 | 81 | 25 | 3 |
1134 | Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.2844 | 0.05064 | 109 | 82 | 23 | 4 |
1135 | This is your last chance to subscribe to the New Yorker at 50% ! | 1.2844 | 0.05389 | 109 | 84 | 19 | 6 |
1136 | I assume the gas fumes are making me hallucinate. | 1.2844 | 0.04625 | 109 | 82 | 24 | 3 |
1137 | Can you hold this flashlight for me? I have to look up a video on how to avoid a bear attack. | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
1138 | ''Where were you when my wife had car trouble?'' | 1.2843 | 0.05283 | 102 | 77 | 21 | 4 |
1139 | Sorry about your car and about what's going to happen next. | 1.2843 | 0.05283 | 102 | 77 | 21 | 4 |
1140 | Excuse me, sir, can you spare a moment to hear about Our Lord and Savior?" | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
1141 | Make sure you post how helpful I've been on social media. | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
1142 | Uh oh bad things come in threes: first the car runs out of gas, then a bear appears, I wonder what the third thing will be? | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
1143 | Would you like me to jump you? | 1.2842 | 0.06109 | 95 | 75 | 13 | 7 |
1144 | Trust me. I'm a mechanic by day. It's the solenoid. | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
1145 | When you're done I'll have a little snack. | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
1146 | If you need someone to jump you, I'm ready. | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
1147 | I can't work with someone looking over my shoulder | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
1148 | At that moment Todd became grateful his call to AAA was being recorded for training and quality assurance purposes. | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
1149 | Yes, those pants do make your ass look big. | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
1150 | Care for a little pre-dinner conversation? | 1.2837 | 0.04538 | 141 | 107 | 28 | 6 |
1151 | What's faster - you eating me or Triple A showing up? | 1.2836 | 0.05148 | 134 | 106 | 18 | 10 |
1152 | Bear with me? | 1.2835 | 0.04596 | 127 | 95 | 28 | 4 |
1153 | Yes, dear, I checked the oil and the water before we left! | 1.2833 | 0.04834 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
1154 | It's the bearings... | 1.2832 | 0.05023 | 113 | 88 | 19 | 6 |
1155 | That spare tire of yours looks delicious. | 1.2832 | 0.05254 | 113 | 87 | 20 | 6 |
1156 | “This is much more convenient than hibernating!” | 1.2830 | 0.04972 | 106 | 79 | 24 | 3 |
1157 | Nice try, but I'm already in hell. | 1.2830 | 0.05487 | 106 | 82 | 18 | 6 |
1158 | At that moment Gary wished he had not gotten out to look for the rattle he heard. | 1.2830 | 0.05487 | 106 | 82 | 18 | 6 |
1159 | Good news, bad new. Your car is still protected under warranty. Unfortunately - you're not! | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1160 | So I climbed over the mountain, and what do you think I saw? | 1.2828 | 0.05185 | 99 | 74 | 22 | 3 |
1161 | And this little fellow tastes just right! | 1.2828 | 0.04982 | 99 | 73 | 24 | 2 |
1162 | I think we're Ok Sue, he's still smiling... | 1.2828 | 0.05380 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
1163 | It's the timing belt, and your's couldn't be worse. | 1.2828 | 0.05568 | 99 | 76 | 18 | 5 |
1164 | You don’t need to worry about fixing your car. | 1.2828 | 0.05750 | 99 | 77 | 16 | 6 |
1165 | But consider the mileage you’ll get from finding a talking bear. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
1166 | Griz remembers: Guys who can't keep their cars running are easier to chew and don't have grease on them. | 1.2824 | 0.05115 | 131 | 103 | 19 | 9 |
1167 | Oh, God. First I had "Gladly the Cross I'd Bear" stuck in my head, and now this. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
1168 | Of course there won’t be a “next time” for you, but I would go for electric power. | 1.2821 | 0.04832 | 117 | 88 | 25 | 4 |
1169 | And at that moment, Harold realized he should have taken the interstate. | 1.2821 | 0.06803 | 78 | 62 | 10 | 6 |
1170 | Why grandpa, what small teeth you have. | 1.2821 | 0.05270 | 117 | 91 | 19 | 7 |
1171 | Is the battery dead or is it just playing dead? | 1.2821 | 0.05128 | 117 | 90 | 21 | 6 |
1172 | No, its not the carburetor. | 1.2818 | 0.05500 | 110 | 86 | 17 | 7 |
1173 | A little more smoked and I will pick you up. | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1174 | I have some sparkplugs in my mouth if you want to take a look. | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1175 | Sir, you're standing in bear poop | 1.2818 | 0.05500 | 110 | 86 | 17 | 7 |
1176 | Bet you wish you had extended your manufacturer's warranty instead of hanging up on that robocall. | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1177 | You wouldn't, perhaps, have any current jelly or rosemary, would you? | 1.2817 | 0.04620 | 142 | 109 | 26 | 7 |
1178 | Stop playing around and give me a hand. | 1.2817 | 0.04620 | 142 | 109 | 26 | 7 |
1179 | Did you have salmon for lunch? | 1.2817 | 0.04283 | 142 | 106 | 32 | 4 |
1180 | Relax, I'll probably just watch. I couldn't hibernate. | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1181 | The expression “standing between a rock and a hard place” finally makes sense to me. | 1.2816 | 0.05054 | 103 | 77 | 23 | 3 |
1182 | So you still think those auto warranty calls are the spam. | 1.2816 | 0.05590 | 103 | 80 | 17 | 6 |
1183 | Get it... I said "carburator" not car-bear-ate-him | 1.2816 | 0.05054 | 103 | 77 | 23 | 3 |
1184 | . . . and when your "check engine" light goes on, it's "Game Over!" | 1.2815 | 0.05004 | 135 | 106 | 20 | 9 |
1185 | I'm not as tasty as you might think. | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
1186 | Don’t bother! | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
1187 | Well, well, my little friend. I guess you wish you had bought the extended warranty now. | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
1188 | I called for a tow, not a troll | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
1189 | No, I don't think the rock will help. | 1.2807 | 0.05063 | 114 | 87 | 22 | 5 |
1190 | Your tires are bare. | 1.2807 | 0.04907 | 114 | 86 | 24 | 4 |
1191 | Bet you wish you'd bought electric. | 1.2807 | 0.04907 | 114 | 86 | 24 | 4 |
1192 | You know that question AAA asks about being safe while waiting for the tow truck? How did you answer? | 1.2805 | 0.05562 | 82 | 61 | 19 | 2 |
1193 | I don't care i f transmissions are your jam, you are not messing with my car. | 1.2805 | 0.05562 | 82 | 61 | 19 | 2 |
1194 | Isn’t it great? You and I ? Here together? | 1.2804 | 0.05442 | 107 | 83 | 18 | 6 |
1195 | Don't worry about blocking traffic. I'm sure you'll be gone soon. | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
1196 | You breakdown;I breakfast. | 1.2803 | 0.04965 | 132 | 103 | 21 | 8 |
1197 | Would you hold the flashlight? | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
1198 | The lighting here is super weird. | 1.2800 | 0.05140 | 100 | 75 | 22 | 3 |
1199 | You don’t scare me, I’m married. | 1.2800 | 0.05874 | 100 | 79 | 14 | 7 |
1200 | I'd help you but it's a full moon and I'm not myself.... | 1.2800 | 0.04765 | 125 | 95 | 25 | 5 |
1201 | It's not often I'm offered dinner à la car. | 1.2800 | 0.04765 | 125 | 95 | 25 | 5 |
1202 | Maybe your timing is off. | 1.2800 | 0.06728 | 75 | 59 | 11 | 5 |
1203 | I’m here from AAA! | 1.2797 | 0.04903 | 143 | 113 | 20 | 10 |
1204 | Bill swore he could already hear the engine roaring again. | 1.2797 | 0.04483 | 143 | 109 | 28 | 6 |
1205 | you're doing it wrong bud | 1.2797 | 0.04698 | 143 | 111 | 24 | 8 |
1206 | You light up my life. | 1.2797 | 0.04644 | 118 | 88 | 27 | 3 |
1207 | Don’t worry about the repairs. You won’t need the car after dinner | 1.2797 | 0.04946 | 118 | 90 | 23 | 5 |
1208 | I didn't order delivery. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
1209 | You didn’t hear? AAA changed its mascot. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
1210 | Just wondering if you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
1211 | I give this new food delivery service a AAA rating. | 1.2796 | 0.06371 | 93 | 75 | 10 | 8 |
1212 | Well, you can keep pretending you know what you’re doing there, or you can pretend you don’t see me. | 1.2796 | 0.06185 | 93 | 74 | 12 | 7 |
1213 | No, my last is not Adams. Do we have a problem here? | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
1214 | My wife went missing because of car trouble. Car bear ate her. | 1.2791 | 0.04980 | 129 | 103 | 17 | 9 |
1215 | Really underestimated this commute. | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
1216 | Don't bother trying to fix it; you won't be using it anymore. | 1.2789 | 0.04708 | 147 | 115 | 23 | 9 |
1217 | Looks like today’s your lucky day! | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1218 | Have you lost your bearings? | 1.2788 | 0.04625 | 104 | 76 | 27 | 1 |
1219 | My, what a nice spark-ignighted, internal combustion engine you have there… | 1.2788 | 0.05543 | 104 | 81 | 17 | 6 |
1220 | Don't look at me. I don't understand motor mechanics either. | 1.2788 | 0.05012 | 104 | 78 | 23 | 3 |
1221 | Don't worry - you'll be up and running in no time. | 1.2788 | 0.05543 | 104 | 81 | 17 | 6 |
1222 | That's not the fuel injector. | 1.2787 | 0.04836 | 122 | 93 | 24 | 5 |
1223 | I'll get to you later. | 1.2787 | 0.05239 | 122 | 96 | 18 | 8 |
1224 | Just when I thought how could things get any worse? | 1.2787 | 0.04694 | 122 | 92 | 26 | 4 |
1225 | On the plus side, you won't have to fret anymore about those high gas prices. | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
1226 | I think I can solve your problem! | 1.2784 | 0.05815 | 97 | 76 | 15 | 6 |
1227 | Would you hurry up with my car. There's a guy in town I want to eat for breakfast. | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
1228 | You seem to be in a dangerous fix. | 1.2783 | 0.04711 | 115 | 86 | 26 | 3 |
1229 | So you'll help get this boulder off my foot and I'll help push start the car. Deal? | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
1230 | Please stay at least six feet away. | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
1231 | If you bring that picnic basket out, I'll give you back your distributor. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
1232 | Are you from AAA or BEAR? | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1233 | Please stop that. I don't like greasy food. | 1.2778 | 0.05556 | 108 | 85 | 16 | 7 |
1234 | I only know how to break in | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
1235 | It's a bear of a problem. | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
1236 | Quit your growling, honey, I'll fix it. | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1237 | Engine problems are the least of your worries. | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
1238 | My rates are competitive." | 1.2772 | 0.05097 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 3 |
1239 | Go ahead...I can wait. | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
1240 | Bear: "Need some help? You might not know this about me, George, but I am actually a fully qualified Mechanic." | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
1241 | Come over and hold this flashlight, would you? | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
1242 | Care for some porridge and a comfy bed while you wait for help to arrive? | 1.2769 | 0.04886 | 130 | 101 | 22 | 7 |
1243 | Oh, this is my favorite drive thru. | 1.2766 | 0.05108 | 94 | 70 | 22 | 2 |
1244 | My last Uber driver pulled a similar stunt | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
1245 | I don't expect you to call AAA. I expect you to scream, "AAA!" | 1.2762 | 0.04972 | 105 | 79 | 23 | 3 |
1246 | Uh oh. He smells I’m a Packers fan. | 1.2762 | 0.04784 | 105 | 78 | 25 | 2 |
1247 | your leg looks tasty, i mean it looks like a spark plug is out | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
1248 | I see my Uber Eats has arrived. | 1.2762 | 0.05661 | 105 | 83 | 15 | 7 |
1249 | After several breakdowns through the forest his only option was to "grin and bear it" | 1.2759 | 0.04834 | 116 | 88 | 24 | 4 |
1250 | You never met a bear that can talk? I never met an accountant that could fix a broken water pump! | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
1251 | Thank goodness I bought the eco-friendly model. | 1.2759 | 0.06266 | 87 | 69 | 12 | 6 |
1252 | Tell me a Jada joke! | 1.2756 | 0.05205 | 127 | 101 | 17 | 9 |
1253 | Is this my Uber dessert? | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
1254 | Wanna play? | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
1255 | Your name is Goldilocks? What a coincidence, I knew your daughter… | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
1256 | It might not matter how bad I am at fixing cars. | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
1257 | Why don't you believe the AAA sent me? | 1.2755 | 0.05762 | 98 | 77 | 15 | 6 |
1258 | Why the big pause? | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
1259 | We have something in common, I also prefer the older models. | 1.2752 | 0.04676 | 109 | 81 | 26 | 2 |
1260 | I think your timing's off. | 1.2752 | 0.05193 | 109 | 84 | 20 | 5 |
1261 | Will you join me for dinner? | 1.2750 | 0.04261 | 120 | 88 | 31 | 1 |
1262 | This is a classic: tourist breaks down in bear country, bear shows up, bear eats tourist... | 1.2750 | 0.05016 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
1263 | So much for 'the woods are lovely, dark and deep!" | 1.2750 | 0.04874 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
1264 | Looks like you have a problem | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
1265 | Could you please do that IN the woods? | 1.2747 | 0.06066 | 91 | 72 | 13 | 6 |
1266 | Really? You only want the catalytic converter? | 1.2747 | 0.05198 | 91 | 68 | 21 | 2 |
1267 | My, what a bad carburetor you have. | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
1268 | I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help! | 1.2746 | 0.05012 | 142 | 114 | 17 | 11 |
1269 | Hey, hold the flashlight and we’ll grab a bite later. | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
1270 | I find these situations unbearable too. | 1.2745 | 0.04858 | 102 | 76 | 24 | 2 |
1271 | Jeffrey you aren't scaring anybody with that bear costume. Now come help with the car. | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
1272 | Don't let me interrupt you. I enjoy a drive after dinner! | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
1273 | It's your carburetor, stupid! | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
1274 | I've been meaning to ask, "Do you shit in the woods?" | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
1275 | I wouldn't take that to the garage, they're definitely predators. | 1.2743 | 0.05067 | 113 | 87 | 21 | 5 |
1276 | I can't bear you scowling behind my back. | 1.2743 | 0.04909 | 113 | 86 | 23 | 4 |
1277 | Well, if it isn't Vladimir Putin. | 1.2743 | 0.05795 | 113 | 92 | 11 | 10 |
1278 | You need a jump start? | 1.2743 | 0.04399 | 113 | 83 | 29 | 1 |
1279 | The rule of roadside assistance? Yeah, it's got teeth. | 1.2743 | 0.04909 | 113 | 86 | 23 | 4 |
1280 | But Google Maps said you were the kind that ate berries... | 1.2743 | 0.05067 | 113 | 87 | 21 | 5 |
1281 | I’ll wait until you’re done. I enjoy the chase.” | 1.2740 | 0.06830 | 73 | 58 | 10 | 5 |
1282 | Do tell me, do you think you’ll ever move back to the city? | 1.2738 | 0.05449 | 84 | 63 | 19 | 2 |
1283 | Wanna play a game? | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
1284 | You seem distracted, but let’s see if you know whether I’m the kind of bear where you’re supposed to shout and make yourself big or the kind where you’re NOT supposed to do that? | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
1285 | Ursa Major is so clear on these country roads. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
1286 | I love getting my meal delivered | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
1287 | I don't know much about cars, but I'd guess your timing is off. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
1288 | Is the sound of licking my chops distracting you? | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
1289 | Yum. A teddy bear picnic. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
1290 | How hungry are you? I have some Oreos in the car. | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
1291 | It's November, aren't you supposed to be hibernating ? | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
1292 | I said, Are you handy? Not Are you hungry? | 1.2737 | 0.05062 | 95 | 71 | 22 | 2 |
1293 | I ate the British gecko. You're on your own, bud. | 1.2737 | 0.05881 | 95 | 75 | 14 | 6 |
1294 | It’s definitely dead. | 1.2736 | 0.05613 | 106 | 84 | 15 | 7 |
1295 | It’s probably the hibernator. | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
1296 | I see you like to play with simple tools, can you give me hand under this hood? | 1.2736 | 0.05110 | 106 | 81 | 21 | 4 |
1297 | Sure... Triple A... That's it... Triple A. | 1.2736 | 0.04931 | 106 | 80 | 23 | 3 |
1298 | " It's not a rock. It's a hard place." | 1.2736 | 0.05110 | 106 | 81 | 21 | 4 |
1299 | Might you happen to have a T-handle Allen wrench. | 1.2735 | 0.04139 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
1300 | Have you seen a grill with a red hood? | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
1301 | Are you the Uber driver or the meal? | 1.2734 | 0.04798 | 128 | 99 | 23 | 6 |
1302 | Hmm. Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside. | 1.2734 | 0.03955 | 128 | 103 | 19 | 6 |
1303 | I can fix this. You don’t have to mansplain. | 1.2727 | 0.06203 | 88 | 70 | 12 | 6 |
1304 | You wouldn't happen to be a mechanic in a bear costume, would you? | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
1305 | ‘I think you flooded it. Just sayin’.’ | 1.2727 | 0.05116 | 121 | 95 | 19 | 7 |
1306 | Life in the Adirondacks | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
1307 | No, no. Keep doing that. I prefer my meat cooked. | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
1308 | I hate to be the bearer of bad news | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
1309 | It must suck to be completely dependent on machinery for survival. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
1310 | You’re not Jake from State Farm. | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
1311 | I said I wished I had a flare!! | 1.2727 | 0.04469 | 121 | 93 | 24 | 4 |
1312 | Hey buddy, you're completely wrecking my moment here! Turn off the damn light will ya! | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
1313 | I bet now you wish you would have taken that road-side assistance option. | 1.2727 | 0.04817 | 110 | 83 | 24 | 3 |
1314 | I was the bump you heard. | 1.2719 | 0.04871 | 114 | 87 | 23 | 4 |
1315 | I’d suggest you are between a rock and my dessert | 1.2719 | 0.05328 | 114 | 90 | 17 | 7 |
1316 | Apparently you missed the sign that said bear right. | 1.2719 | 0.04871 | 114 | 87 | 23 | 4 |
1317 | My,what tasty looking tires you have. | 1.2719 | 0.05028 | 114 | 88 | 21 | 5 |
1318 | Aren't you the guy who cast Jack Nicholson instead of me, in The Shining? | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
1319 | You don't make me feel like i'm in a safe space to express my feelings. | 1.2718 | 0.04818 | 103 | 77 | 24 | 2 |
1320 | What's in your wallet? | 1.2718 | 0.04616 | 103 | 76 | 26 | 1 |
1321 | Need a wrench--or a new diaper? | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
1322 | Don't mind me, I am just waiting for my parents. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
1323 | Oh hey, could you hold the flashlight for me? | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
1324 | From here it looks like your fan belt needs tightening | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
1325 | And I - I took the road less traveled by, and that has made all the differAHHH!!! | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1326 | So it's true: a bear does shit in the woods. | 1.2716 | 0.06576 | 81 | 65 | 10 | 6 |
1327 | Ironically, that was just my stomach growling. | 1.2716 | 0.05274 | 81 | 60 | 20 | 1 |
1328 | Why don’t you take a turn holding the flashlight, and I’ll take a turn breathing down YOUR neck? | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
1329 | I should have caved and bought the electric model. | 1.2715 | 0.04299 | 151 | 116 | 29 | 6 |
1330 | No signal, no tow trucks, no petrol, Oh My!! | 1.2712 | 0.05337 | 118 | 94 | 16 | 8 |
1331 | Remember: "Road Kill - The Price of Progress!" | 1.2712 | 0.04609 | 118 | 89 | 26 | 3 |
1332 | Where is your software guru? You’ll never get the thing started without her | 1.2710 | 0.05405 | 107 | 84 | 17 | 6 |
1333 | Do you have any WD-40? | 1.2710 | 0.04708 | 107 | 80 | 25 | 2 |
1334 | Looks like a bear of a job. Can I help? | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
1335 | I hate when the killer bear warning light comes on. | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
1336 | It's okay. I'm imaginary,like your ability to fix your car. | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
1337 | Do you want to help, or not? | 1.2708 | 0.05826 | 96 | 76 | 14 | 6 |
1338 | Do you think you could manage to stop caressing that rock and hold the flashlight for me? | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
1339 | In a flash, Jim hankered for the bygone elegance of train travel. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
1340 | When you get her started, I know a 7-Eleven we can rob. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
1341 | Well you’re starting MY engine. | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
1342 | UBER Eats, right on time! | 1.2705 | 0.04943 | 122 | 95 | 21 | 6 |
1343 | Looks like I'm between a rock and a hard place | 1.2705 | 0.05079 | 122 | 96 | 19 | 7 |
1344 | For the last time, it's not hibernating! | 1.2703 | 0.04948 | 111 | 85 | 22 | 4 |
1345 | For a picnic basket, I'll leave you to mess that up even more. | 1.2703 | 0.04190 | 148 | 115 | 27 | 6 |
1346 | Leave the car, take the cannolis. | 1.2703 | 0.05111 | 111 | 86 | 20 | 5 |
1347 | I love it when they put off the oil change. | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 79 | 15 | 6 |
1348 | Don't mind me: I just ate. | 1.2700 | 0.04894 | 100 | 75 | 23 | 2 |
1349 | How far to the nearest hunting lodge?" | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1350 | It’s probably just your spark plug wires. | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
1351 | I hit with rock if help. | 1.2700 | 0.05570 | 100 | 81 | 12 | 7 |
1352 | Going my way? | 1.2700 | 0.04683 | 100 | 74 | 25 | 1 |
1353 | But on the bright side, this is The Moth story I've been looking for. | 1.2700 | 0.05835 | 100 | 80 | 13 | 7 |
1354 | This is how we keep cool up here in Canada! | 1.2697 | 0.05596 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
1355 | Actually, hibernation doesn't start for another week and a half. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
1356 | I too wish the tow truck driver was here. | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
1357 | Unbearable situation, wouldn't you say? | 1.2695 | 0.04599 | 141 | 110 | 24 | 7 |
1358 | I've been waiting for you people to come back! | 1.2692 | 0.04979 | 130 | 103 | 19 | 8 |
1359 | Can you grill salmon on that? | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
1360 | As long as you're here, maybe you can answer a question for me: does the bear sit in the woods? | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
1361 | I have jumper cables right behind this rock. | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
1362 | Oh,a carbearator problem? | 1.2692 | 0.04970 | 104 | 79 | 22 | 3 |
1363 | Are you familiar with the Keto diet? | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
1364 | I was hoping to talk to you about your car's extended warranty. | 1.2689 | 0.05021 | 119 | 93 | 20 | 6 |
1365 | Um, I could use a push! | 1.2689 | 0.04728 | 119 | 91 | 24 | 4 |
1366 | Step away from the car and leave the keys. | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
1367 | Got a wrench laying around? | 1.2688 | 0.05327 | 93 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
1368 | Let's make it interesting. I'll give you 15 minutes to get it running and drive out of here. | 1.2688 | 0.05327 | 93 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
1369 | Could you use a pair of jumper cables? | 1.2688 | 0.05327 | 93 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
1370 | So the bear DOES sit in the woods! | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
1371 | Wrong turn at Albuquerque? | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
1372 | I thought you were never gonna turn around. | 1.2685 | 0.05520 | 108 | 86 | 15 | 7 |
1373 | I am the Energy Bunny in disguise. Trust me! | 1.2683 | 0.05300 | 123 | 99 | 15 | 9 |
1374 | When you say you got my back Do you mean break my back? | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
1375 | I thought the sign said Bear Left | 1.2683 | 0.04770 | 123 | 95 | 23 | 5 |
1376 | Have you checked the petrol tank? | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
1377 | Hibernation's over. Give me all your toilet paper. | 1.2680 | 0.05185 | 97 | 74 | 20 | 3 |
1378 | Fred's range anxiety comes to fruition | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
1379 | Is that a 1.5L twin turbocharged dual-overhead-cam V8? | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
1380 | Do you have insurance? | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
1381 | I'm waiting for dessert, and you aren't it. | 1.2674 | 0.06496 | 86 | 70 | 9 | 7 |
1382 | They said this road was a bear, not that there was a bear on the road. | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
1383 | Just come a tiny bit closer and I’ll lend you my phone to call AAA | 1.2674 | 0.05341 | 86 | 65 | 19 | 2 |
1384 | Maybe it's out of honey. | 1.2673 | 0.05430 | 101 | 79 | 17 | 5 |
1385 | You look a little different from your ID, but don't get upset! I will still honor your AAA membership. | 1.2673 | 0.04076 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
1386 | Tonight I get dinner and a show. | 1.2673 | 0.05245 | 101 | 78 | 19 | 4 |
1387 | Let’s move this along. We have a picnic to get to. | 1.2673 | 0.05052 | 101 | 77 | 21 | 3 |
1388 | Someone let their vehicle warranty lapse. | 1.2672 | 0.04445 | 131 | 100 | 27 | 4 |
1389 | Come sit at my granite ball and I will tell...your future problems. | 1.2667 | 0.06079 | 90 | 72 | 12 | 6 |
1390 | You’re free to go. I just want to siphon your gas. | 1.2667 | 0.04740 | 105 | 79 | 24 | 2 |
1391 | I like to watch. | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
1392 | I can give you a lift if you're stuck. | 1.2667 | 0.04929 | 105 | 80 | 22 | 3 |
1393 | Is this the rumbling noise you heard?” | 1.2667 | 0.04740 | 105 | 79 | 24 | 2 |
1394 | And they said that finding an after hibernation snack would be tough! | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
1395 | Thanks,I already called AAA. | 1.2667 | 0.04740 | 105 | 79 | 24 | 2 |
1396 | Relax dear, the maitre'd said he would hold our table" | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
1397 | I told you to pack the tool kit! | 1.2661 | 0.04737 | 124 | 96 | 23 | 5 |
1398 | Gas station is about a mile ahead. Want me to eat ... take you? | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
1399 | Looks like I'm "stuck" with you for dinner | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
1400 | When you get it fixed, do you think you can give me a lift into town? | 1.2660 | 0.06083 | 94 | 76 | 11 | 7 |
1401 | As long as you are here would you mind holding the flashlight? | 1.2660 | 0.04825 | 94 | 70 | 23 | 1 |
1402 | Did you check the oil? | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
1403 | NYC neighborhood roadside assistance. | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
1404 | You just going to sit there or can you lend me a hand? | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
1405 | Not running? Me, or it? | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1406 | Once upon a time there was a very hunger little teddy bear… | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
1407 | Statistically you’re 200 times more likely to die in a car crash. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1408 | If only I had paid the extra $20 for roadside assistance. | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
1409 | Sir, are you happy with your car's extended warranty? | 1.2655 | 0.05336 | 113 | 90 | 16 | 7 |
1410 | Don't worry—everything happens for a reason. | 1.2655 | 0.05186 | 113 | 89 | 18 | 6 |
1411 | Can you hold the light for me? | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
1412 | Welcome to my all-night garage. | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
1413 | Want me to call my brother-in-law,Marvin? He’s a U-BEAR driver | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
1414 | Let me help you with your bearings. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1415 | Did you call for an Ursa? | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1416 | You wouldn’t happen to have a Phillips head handy, would you?” | 1.2653 | 0.04712 | 98 | 73 | 24 | 1 |
1417 | Need help? I can jump you! | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
1418 | Hold the mustard! | 1.2650 | 0.04915 | 117 | 91 | 21 | 5 |
1419 | Here we go again | 1.2650 | 0.05063 | 117 | 92 | 19 | 6 |
1420 | When I said the transmission was a bear, it wasn’t personal. | 1.2650 | 0.04443 | 117 | 88 | 27 | 2 |
1421 | Have you checked the Distributor? | 1.2647 | 0.05009 | 102 | 78 | 21 | 3 |
1422 | One creature's misery is another's good fortune. | 1.2647 | 0.05383 | 102 | 80 | 17 | 5 |
1423 | But seriously, what are the odds? | 1.2647 | 0.05732 | 102 | 82 | 13 | 7 |
1424 | My, that car fox was tasty! | 1.2647 | 0.04812 | 102 | 77 | 23 | 2 |
1425 | Hi! I'm with roadside service. | 1.2645 | 0.05084 | 121 | 96 | 18 | 7 |
1426 | My family is in the car, and I’m willing to make a trade. | 1.2645 | 0.04806 | 121 | 94 | 22 | 5 |
1427 | You need to stop saying it’s ‘low on honey.’ | 1.2645 | 0.04660 | 121 | 93 | 24 | 4 |
1428 | Your timing is off, but I'd be more concerned about the food chain. | 1.2644 | 0.05288 | 87 | 66 | 19 | 2 |
1429 | You wouldn't happen to have a 15mm socket, would you? | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
1430 | The unbearable lightlessness of being just became even more precarious. | 1.2644 | 0.06428 | 87 | 71 | 9 | 7 |
1431 | Make sure you don't get grease on your hands. | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
1432 | Reviews: John Bear; Four stars, The Triple-A employee got my car working in no time... though it did seem rushed | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
1433 | Hello. I have an important message for you about your vehicle’s extended warranty. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
1434 | Do I look mechanical? | 1.2642 | 0.05412 | 106 | 84 | 16 | 6 |
1435 | Winner, winner, chicken dinner!? | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
1436 | Help me get this big boulder off my foot and I’ll gladly fix your wagon. | 1.2642 | 0.05412 | 106 | 84 | 16 | 6 |
1437 | You wanna play catch? | 1.2642 | 0.05735 | 106 | 86 | 12 | 8 |
1438 | Hel-lo! | 1.2639 | 0.04406 | 144 | 112 | 26 | 6 |
1439 | Are you sure you're from AAA? Can I see some ID please? | 1.2639 | 0.05231 | 72 | 53 | 19 | 0 |
1440 | Any Oreos in your backseat? | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
1441 | I bet you didn't include bear protection in your 'only pay for what you need' insurance. | 1.2637 | 0.05813 | 91 | 72 | 14 | 5 |
1442 | Do you happen to have a drip pan? | 1.2637 | 0.05813 | 91 | 72 | 14 | 5 |
1443 | Ah, a DIY to flavor my NIMBY. | 1.2637 | 0.05813 | 91 | 72 | 14 | 5 |
1444 | I guess you're Smokey's evil twin. | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
1445 | Rrrrr. Just not the ‘Rrrrr’ you were hoping for. | 1.2637 | 0.06019 | 91 | 73 | 12 | 6 |
1446 | You should have bought electric | 1.2636 | 0.04413 | 110 | 82 | 27 | 1 |
1447 | The two of us are stranded,like a rock without a home. | 1.2636 | 0.04776 | 110 | 84 | 23 | 3 |
1448 | Heh,heh,the engine is the least of your troubles now. | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
1449 | Need a place to stay? | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
1450 | When I snap my jaws you won't remember a thing. | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
1451 | And now, at long last, smokey eats the bandit. | 1.2632 | 0.04671 | 114 | 87 | 24 | 3 |
1452 | Join me for dinner?? | 1.2632 | 0.04782 | 95 | 71 | 23 | 1 |
1453 | O’horderves !!! | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
1454 | You don’t need to worry about fixing that, you won’t be needing it any longer, | 1.2632 | 0.05641 | 95 | 75 | 15 | 5 |
1455 | looks like the alternator | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
1456 | Don't worry, I'm waiting for a Tesla. | 1.2632 | 0.04671 | 114 | 87 | 24 | 3 |
1457 | Yes the old 'just ran out of gas' ploy still works. | 1.2632 | 0.05011 | 95 | 72 | 21 | 2 |
1458 | Jiggle the red wire. | 1.2632 | 0.04502 | 114 | 86 | 26 | 2 |
1459 | You're better than a movie | 1.2632 | 0.04640 | 133 | 104 | 23 | 6 |
1460 | Do you want to help with the murder mystery I am writing? | 1.2632 | 0.05641 | 95 | 75 | 15 | 5 |
1461 | Will you taste like lemon, too? | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
1462 | This is going to be grisly. | 1.2632 | 0.05837 | 95 | 76 | 13 | 6 |
1463 | What do you know — you don’t drive! | 1.2632 | 0.06849 | 76 | 62 | 8 | 6 |
1464 | Do you feel lucky, Harry? | 1.2627 | 0.05167 | 118 | 94 | 17 | 7 |
1465 | You going to finish that? | 1.2627 | 0.04728 | 118 | 91 | 23 | 4 |
1466 | Grrrreetings, human......I’d like to borrow the grrrill.” | 1.2627 | 0.04572 | 118 | 90 | 25 | 3 |
1467 | You've probably met the wolf, but I'm actually your grandma. | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
1468 | Describe the grumbling you heard again? | 1.2626 | 0.05668 | 99 | 79 | 14 | 6 |
1469 | Just bear with me,I'll get her running. | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
1470 | Hey, how about a hand? | 1.2626 | 0.05847 | 99 | 80 | 12 | 7 |
1471 | Maybe you shouldn't have blocked that call about your auto warranty. | 1.2625 | 0.05260 | 80 | 60 | 19 | 1 |
1472 | You have no idea what you’re doing, do you? | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
1473 | You wouldn't happen to have a six foot hoagie roll and a large jar of may in there would you? | 1.2625 | 0.06595 | 80 | 65 | 9 | 6 |
1474 | Martha, can you come here a sec and hold the light? | 1.2623 | 0.05047 | 122 | 97 | 18 | 7 |
1475 | Oh yeah, this delivery's getting five stars. | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
1476 | Show me the carfax. | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
1477 | No, I'm not from Meals on Wheels. | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
1478 | There's nutritional yeast, tofu and some other treats in the back. | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
1479 | Can you fix it for the bear minimum? | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
1480 | Shall we have dinner? | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
1481 | Sorry, I just have to tell someone. I got today’s Wordle on the first guess! | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
1482 | No jump start, just a head start | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
1483 | If you should go down to the woods today . . . | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
1484 | I know you don't have any food. I want your catalytic converter. | 1.2617 | 0.04849 | 107 | 82 | 22 | 3 |
1485 | Trick or treat? | 1.2617 | 0.05529 | 107 | 86 | 14 | 7 |
1486 | Might I help you? | 1.2617 | 0.04849 | 107 | 82 | 22 | 3 |
1487 | You don't happen to know a car guy out this way? | 1.2615 | 0.04443 | 130 | 100 | 26 | 4 |
1488 | Pork on the menu? No, it's a Park Avenue. | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
1489 | I once tried to jumpstart my car on a full moon, too. | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
1490 | You wouldn’t happen to have a wrench there would you? | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
1491 | We've all heard the adage contemplating what bears do in the woods. I'm fascinated to discover what people do in thee woods. Need a 1/4 inch socket? | 1.2614 | 0.06153 | 88 | 71 | 11 | 6 |
1492 | It's difficult to focus when you are overbearing. | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
1493 | Goldilocks ran into a similar problem. | 1.2614 | 0.04711 | 88 | 65 | 23 | 0 |
1494 | I think your bearings might be loose | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
1495 | caught between a rock and a hard place | 1.2613 | 0.05232 | 111 | 88 | 17 | 6 |
1496 | I guess I’m between a rock and a car place! | 1.2613 | 0.04563 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
1497 | It's probably the alternator...rrrr...rrrr...rrr | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1498 | IT 'S A BAD TIME TO BREAK DOWN, ISN'T IT | 1.2612 | 0.04294 | 134 | 105 | 24 | 5 |
1499 | I can fix your car right away, but not on an empty stomach. | 1.2609 | 0.05106 | 115 | 91 | 18 | 6 |
1500 | Maybe being a Carnivore means I’m good at fixing cars. Maybe not. Either way, you won’t walk home. | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
1501 | Careful, you might void your warranty. | 1.2609 | 0.05106 | 115 | 91 | 18 | 6 |
1502 | A bus broke down back around the bend. | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
1503 | Would you like a paw ? | 1.2605 | 0.04379 | 119 | 90 | 27 | 2 |
1504 | I've got a charger back at my place | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1505 | I have the same grill. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1506 | No,I won't call road service for you. | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
1507 | It's very nice to eat, er, meet you | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1508 | As his life began to flash before his eyes,Tom had but one regret, hanging up on that extended car warranty sales person. | 1.2604 | 0.05969 | 96 | 78 | 11 | 7 |
1509 | I agree. I preferred the days when they named cars after wild animals | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1510 | I've just barely started on this! | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1511 | This is my favorite spot because there is no cell phone service! | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1512 | Did you know it's possible to cook stuff on a hot engine? | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1513 | You're too small but I'm done waiting for "just right. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1514 | I'd offer to help, but don't want to get dirty right before dinner. | 1.2604 | 0.05782 | 96 | 77 | 13 | 6 |
1515 | You should see the look of relief on your face each time I go ROAR! | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
1516 | Do you have anything sharp? | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
1517 | it will cost you an arm and a leg for me to fix your framis valve. | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
1518 | I see you've just come out of hibernation too. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
1519 | Shhhh! I can't tell if it's you or the engine? | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
1520 | You called for roadside assistance? | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
1521 | No, no, please continue. Are the keys in the ignition? | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
1522 | Maybe you should call AAA? | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
1523 | Am I with Triple A? | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
1524 | I sure hope you're an insurance compamy mascot. | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
1525 | You better get it going before I get this boulder off my feet" | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
1526 | They say I am too serious and I should smile more. | 1.2600 | 0.04845 | 100 | 76 | 22 | 2 |
1527 | Did you happen to see where the radiator cap landed? | 1.2598 | 0.04638 | 127 | 99 | 23 | 5 |
1528 | Hold on, Honey, I’m almost done. | 1.2596 | 0.05112 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
1529 | Wanna play catch? | 1.2596 | 0.04926 | 104 | 80 | 21 | 3 |
1530 | Ah...at least my feet run. | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
1531 | Stop laughing and give me a paw. | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
1532 | Psst, this really isn't your lucky day, or night, is it? | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
1533 | The bear wanted to eat my butt but I have to fix my car. | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
1534 | 'Hmm (thinking) I could ask for a push but he might ask for a ride.' | 1.2593 | 0.05158 | 108 | 85 | 18 | 5 |
1535 | You checking the battery? I'll do the assault. | 1.2593 | 0.04987 | 108 | 84 | 20 | 4 |
1536 | If this doesn't work out you're welcome to come to my lair for dinner. | 1.2593 | 0.04987 | 108 | 84 | 20 | 4 |
1537 | Have you checked the car-bear-etor? | 1.2589 | 0.04871 | 112 | 87 | 21 | 4 |
1538 | Hey! I can give you a lift. | 1.2589 | 0.04702 | 112 | 86 | 23 | 3 |
1539 | Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see? I see a tasty meal looking at me. | 1.2589 | 0.04702 | 112 | 86 | 23 | 3 |
1540 | Your honey or your life | 1.2589 | 0.05033 | 112 | 88 | 19 | 5 |
1541 | Your heavy breathing is ruining my focus. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
1542 | Let me get my jumper cables, but then we eat. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
1543 | Get over here and help. The full moon really brings out the worst in you. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
1544 | The car is going to taste better if I fix it first. | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
1545 | Gulp, could I offer you a lift? If you could just sit tight until I get my bearings! | 1.2586 | 0.04916 | 116 | 91 | 20 | 5 |
1546 | Are you here to help? If not, you can go. | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
1547 | Triple A? Er, yes— that’s right: I’m from Triple A! | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
1548 | I can make it look like an accident. | 1.2584 | 0.06297 | 89 | 73 | 9 | 7 |
1549 | I don't suppose you know how to fix a blown head gasket...? | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
1550 | That looks like a nice snack. | 1.2584 | 0.06091 | 89 | 72 | 11 | 6 |
1551 | Take my advice. That car is going to be a bear to fix! | 1.2583 | 0.05358 | 120 | 98 | 13 | 9 |
1552 | ..... and I also called the police! | 1.2583 | 0.05225 | 120 | 97 | 15 | 8 |
1553 | Not bad, but ideally you want to place your razor-sharp claws at the ten and two o'clock positions. | 1.2583 | 0.05090 | 120 | 96 | 17 | 7 |
1554 | The convenience of Uber Eats is worth the delivery fee. | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
1555 | It's a triple-venturi carburetor. I had one of those classics. Great when they worked. Need help? | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
1556 | Your engine troubles seem a bit grizzly...lemme help! | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
1557 | It's the transmission, stupid. | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
1558 | Oh thank goodness, I thought you were the loan shark for a second. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
1559 | now that you're here, why don't you sit a spell and i'll have dinner | 1.2581 | 0.06286 | 93 | 77 | 8 | 8 |
1560 | Car-bear-ate- who? | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
1561 | Do you need a paw? | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
1562 | You my Uber-eats delivery? | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
1563 | I don’t mind if you want to take a look at the engine but I don’t believe for a moment that you have the capacity to fix the problem. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
1564 | Back up. I don’t like metal between my teeth. | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
1565 | My favorite English car, the Ursa Minor! | 1.2574 | 0.05567 | 101 | 81 | 14 | 6 |
1566 | I think you meant to say "second-worst nightmare." | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
1567 | My first thought was 'It's the alternator.' My second thought was, 'Dinner' | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
1568 | I find insufficient oil the most common cause of midnight snacks. | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
1569 | They call me 'Bad Smokey.' " | 1.2574 | 0.04593 | 101 | 76 | 24 | 1 |
1570 | Have you seen the huge bee hive about a mile back? | 1.2574 | 0.05387 | 101 | 80 | 16 | 5 |
1571 | Yes, I am a man-eating grizzly, but that's no concern of yours. | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
1572 | Car problems? | 1.2574 | 0.06238 | 101 | 85 | 6 | 10 |
1573 | I got a lot of spare parts in my cave. Wanna come see? | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
1574 | Hi John, I see that the warranty on your car recently expired. I was just calling to see if you would like to extend this warranty to keep your car protected for an additional 2 years. | 1.2571 | 0.05069 | 105 | 82 | 19 | 4 |
1575 | I'll make you a deal. If I can fix it you give me your cell phone, unlocked and dipped in peanut butter. | 1.2571 | 0.05418 | 105 | 84 | 15 | 6 |
1576 | Good news….bad news | 1.2571 | 0.04694 | 105 | 80 | 23 | 2 |
1577 | Hmmm.. good, my Uber Eats is here! | 1.2571 | 0.05246 | 105 | 83 | 17 | 5 |
1578 | Let me repair this first, I want to die like a man. | 1.2569 | 0.05279 | 109 | 87 | 16 | 6 |
1579 | You should have gotten the V8. | 1.2569 | 0.04772 | 109 | 84 | 22 | 3 |
1580 | You also will not be running tonight. | 1.2569 | 0.05279 | 109 | 87 | 16 | 6 |
1581 | Does the full moon make you do crazy things, too? | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
1582 | The growling noise is often, but not always, a sign of low engine oil. | 1.2569 | 0.05116 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
1583 | We've been trying to reach you, about your cars extended warranty. | 1.2566 | 0.04993 | 113 | 89 | 19 | 5 |
1584 | Yes? Something I can help you with? | 1.2566 | 0.04833 | 113 | 88 | 21 | 4 |
1585 | You’ll just have to grin and bear it. | 1.2566 | 0.04833 | 113 | 88 | 21 | 4 |
1586 | Forget the car, would you like some HONEY tea, it may calm you down. | 1.2566 | 0.05448 | 113 | 92 | 13 | 8 |
1587 | When you should be scared shitless,but all you can really think is, “15 minutes could have saved me 15% or more on car insurance”. | 1.2564 | 0.05450 | 117 | 96 | 12 | 9 |
1588 | Bear: "What do you call the bear who holds a heavy burden on an empty stomach? The bearer of bad news." | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
1589 | Yeah, its me. Now pretend I'm not here | 1.2564 | 0.05028 | 117 | 93 | 18 | 6 |
1590 | Oooo! I LOVE home delivery! | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1591 | I don't suppose you're from AAA. | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
1592 | Did you call roadside assistance yet? They are usually quick and surprisingly delicious. | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
1593 | Give me a sec, I have my tools back in the cave. | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
1594 | Would it make a difference if I made a generous contribution to your Lock Up Goldilocks Campaign?" | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
1595 | I know a really great mechanic who’s already in my belly I can connect you with. | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
1596 | Did you check the solenoid ? | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
1597 | Think Grimm. | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
1598 | Hey fella, my Hyundai had the same problem. Just jiggle the positive battery lead. | 1.2560 | 0.04806 | 125 | 99 | 20 | 6 |
1599 | Mind holding this flashlight for me? | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
1600 | Yes, Jerry...now check the brake fluid...Good...Deeper Jerry...Now flick the spark plugs | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
1601 | I love a midnight snack. | 1.2558 | 0.06230 | 86 | 70 | 10 | 6 |
1602 | Hey , how about putting on some Creedence to help set the mood? | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
1603 | Sadly, Myron's final thought - What would Jane Goodall do right now? - did not help him. | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
1604 | UBear at your service, my friend. | 1.2558 | 0.05077 | 129 | 105 | 15 | 9 |
1605 | Jump your car? | 1.2556 | 0.04086 | 133 | 101 | 30 | 2 |
1606 | Could You Give Me a Push? | 1.2556 | 0.04623 | 90 | 67 | 23 | 0 |
1607 | ROCK paper scissors…! | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
1608 | My luck, he doesn’t work on diesel. | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
1609 | Mind if I watch? | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
1610 | your choice, donate it , get a tax write-off or be eaten. | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
1611 | Take your time; I had a late lunch. | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
1612 | Are you going to hibernate all winter or pass me that wrench? | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
1613 | Ha motzi lehem min ha aretz, We give thanks to God for bread Anita Barlow, Edmond, OK | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
1614 | It wouldn't be too much trouble for you to hold the flashlight, would it? | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
1615 | The gecko was busy so they sent me instead | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
1616 | Go ahead,laugh. You don’t have tickets to “Hamilton” | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
1617 | I only huff and buff and blow houses down. I don't know a thing about auto mechanics. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
1618 | Ya, no cell service out here. | 1.2553 | 0.04547 | 141 | 112 | 22 | 7 |
1619 | Well, remember the last thing you told me when I called about your car’s extended warranty? | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
1620 | At least you can stop worrying about skyrocketing gas prices. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
1621 | Welcome to the teddy bears' picnic. | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
1622 | I usually prefer olive oil, but I supposed engine oil will do/ | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
1623 | You wouldn't happen to have a 7/16 wrench, would you? | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
1624 | Excuse me, can you hold this flashlight for me? | 1.2553 | 0.04768 | 94 | 71 | 22 | 1 |
1625 | Yes, I was the one under your bed when you were little. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
1626 | Well, if you weren’t breathing down my neck, maybe I could fix this. | 1.2551 | 0.05858 | 98 | 80 | 11 | 7 |
1627 | Thanks anyway, but I’ve got this. | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
1628 | You're lucky you already soiled yourself. | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
1629 | What's your top speed? | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
1630 | Sounds to me like your timing belt needs adjusting. | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
1631 | I don't want to be a backseat mechanic, but that's definitely not the ignition coil. | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
1632 | I'm an Uber-Bear - Need a lift? | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
1633 | And you're sure that salt and pepper will fix it? | 1.2549 | 0.05518 | 102 | 82 | 14 | 6 |
1634 | The game's Three-Card Monte, my friend. Easy money ... | 1.2549 | 0.04763 | 102 | 78 | 22 | 2 |
1635 | You look tasty! | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
1636 | Yes Jim — I’m the hairy handed gent. And you are indeed in Kent. Ah-hoo! | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
1637 | Why do you want me to spare you the grizzly details? | 1.2549 | 0.05518 | 102 | 82 | 14 | 6 |
1638 | Yeah, I get it, but it’s not the bearings. | 1.2549 | 0.04763 | 102 | 78 | 22 | 2 |
1639 | They've been saying for years the combustion engine would kill you." | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
1640 | Need a jump? | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
1641 | Need some help? I’ve eaten a few mechanics in my day. | 1.2547 | 0.04458 | 106 | 80 | 25 | 1 |
1642 | Thank you, but I already have a tiger in my tank | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
1643 | I can eat you or I can have sex with you, but I’ll warn you first, sex makes me hungry | 1.2547 | 0.04845 | 106 | 82 | 21 | 3 |
1644 | Enough with the jokes. Goldilocks could be lurking about. | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
1645 | You look different without the mask. | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
1646 | Hmm, did that rock just move? | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
1647 | Did you eat the alternator as well? | 1.2547 | 0.04845 | 106 | 82 | 21 | 3 |
1648 | You can use my restroom as soon as I’m done. | 1.2545 | 0.04734 | 110 | 85 | 22 | 3 |
1649 | Welcome to the 'hood. | 1.2545 | 0.04734 | 110 | 85 | 22 | 3 |
1650 | Ahhh, fan belt— I think I have an extra at my place. Ride-share... or shall we walk? | 1.2545 | 0.05074 | 110 | 87 | 18 | 5 |
1651 | Oh yes! Love late night snacks. | 1.2545 | 0.05236 | 110 | 88 | 16 | 6 |
1652 | Pic-i-nic basket. Yum. | 1.2545 | 0.05074 | 110 | 87 | 18 | 5 |
1653 | It's safe to say I'm not getting a charge out of you. | 1.2545 | 0.04734 | 110 | 85 | 22 | 3 |
1654 | The oil only has the color of honey, not the taste. | 1.2545 | 0.05074 | 110 | 87 | 18 | 5 |
1655 | I think you need an Ubear. | 1.2544 | 0.04955 | 114 | 90 | 19 | 5 |
1656 | Did you hear about the downfall of that woman who had auto trouble? “Bad Car-Bear-Ate-Her”! | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
1657 | Lucky you! | 1.2544 | 0.04955 | 114 | 90 | 19 | 5 |
1658 | The AAA guy's last words were 'It's an alternator problem'. | 1.2542 | 0.04533 | 118 | 91 | 24 | 3 |
1659 | Could you hand me that 7/16" wrench? | 1.2541 | 0.03958 | 122 | 91 | 31 | 0 |
1660 | No silly, use the #1 cylinder to calibrate top dead center. | 1.2540 | 0.04638 | 126 | 99 | 22 | 5 |
1661 | If you like the taste of cognac, be my guest. | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
1662 | Don't you just love it when it's your lucky day! | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
1663 | I was once like you, just an ordinary man with a bad carburetor. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
1664 | Got a wrench? | 1.2529 | 0.06165 | 87 | 71 | 10 | 6 |
1665 | You're in luck. I have an extra pizza slice left over. Wait till I finish here and I'll toss it to you. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
1666 | Not to worry. Carburetors give me indigestion. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
1667 | Don't worry, I've got your back. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
1668 | Thanks for the offer, but I already ate. | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
1669 | What were you expecting, a UFO abduction? | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
1670 | You were right. It's the carburetor. You don't have to be so smug about it. | 1.2527 | 0.04840 | 91 | 69 | 21 | 1 |
1671 | I think my wife set me up for the perfect murder | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1672 | Would you like some help holding the flashlight? | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1673 | Do you know anything about car bear aters? | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1674 | Hey, can you reach this with your claws? | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
1675 | Doesn’t a bear sit in the WOODS? | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1676 | My future looks fulfilling...your future kinda sucks. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1677 | I know I’ve got some salmon in here somewhere. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1678 | I think the battery is just playing dead. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1679 | Ah, can you help me here? | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1680 | Using fish oil in the engine had proved to be a mistake in more ways than one. | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
1681 | Did I just hear you say GRACE ? | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1682 | So that’s what they meant by “bear right”?! | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1683 | Ah, just in time for dinner. | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
1684 | Did you bring ketchup? | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
1685 | Looks like you could lose a hand. | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
1686 | Oh sir, may I lend you a paw? | 1.2525 | 0.04618 | 99 | 75 | 23 | 1 |
1687 | So much for roadside assistance, huh? | 1.2525 | 0.04389 | 99 | 74 | 25 | 0 |
1688 | Nobody's eating nobody until I get to the bottom of this. | 1.2525 | 0.05624 | 99 | 80 | 13 | 6 |
1689 | The moment jack realized poor car maintenance had it's down side. | 1.2525 | 0.05044 | 99 | 77 | 19 | 3 |
1690 | I'll let you eat me if, and only if, you help me fix this car. | 1.2525 | 0.04836 | 99 | 76 | 21 | 2 |
1691 | boy, I hope I wake up pretty soon | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
1692 | Why yes, I do think it's harder since the Times bought Wordle. | 1.2525 | 0.04836 | 99 | 76 | 21 | 2 |
1693 | Setting a trap for the evil tow truck driver. | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
1694 | I think it’s the wrong end of the food chain. | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
1695 | Doesn't look good, does it? | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
1696 | Wow, a flashlight that works! | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
1697 | If you call a tow truck, could you ask them to bring hot sauce? | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
1698 | Finally, I found my bear repellent! | 1.2524 | 0.04921 | 103 | 80 | 20 | 3 |
1699 | Do you know anything about BEAR i n g s? | 1.2524 | 0.04921 | 103 | 80 | 20 | 3 |
1700 | I'll go see if I can scare up some help. | 1.2524 | 0.04723 | 103 | 79 | 22 | 2 |
1701 | Is it anything like opening a trash bin? | 1.2523 | 0.04423 | 107 | 81 | 25 | 1 |
1702 | OH!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRIPLE A!! | 1.2523 | 0.04896 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
1703 | Looks like you finally have a moment to talk about your car's extended warranty. . . . | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1704 | So you’re Goldilocks’ father! | 1.2523 | 0.05490 | 107 | 87 | 13 | 7 |
1705 | And just like that, my night became unbearably worse. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1706 | If you really want me to leave, you will give me back the spark plugs. | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
1707 | Ooh, I love appearing in political comics! Hmm...lost and broken-down machinery...sharp claws on a lethargic bear -- Any idea which one of us is the Russian army? | 1.2523 | 0.05790 | 111 | 93 | 8 | 10 |
1708 | Can I give you a claw? | 1.2523 | 0.04519 | 111 | 85 | 24 | 2 |
1709 | Guess you were not interested in those extended car warranty calls. | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
1710 | Let's just agree, to disagree. | 1.2523 | 0.04697 | 111 | 86 | 22 | 3 |
1711 | The tow truck driver will taste better than I do - he eats a lot of fish. | 1.2523 | 0.05194 | 111 | 89 | 16 | 6 |
1712 | You wouldn't have plug wrench? | 1.2521 | 0.04732 | 119 | 96 | 17 | 6 |
1713 | Thanks for checking on me, but roadside assistance is on the way. | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
1714 | Aren't they always breaking down in the scariest places? | 1.2520 | 0.04739 | 127 | 101 | 20 | 6 |
1715 | My wife is always telling me that buying an English sports car was going to get me into real trouble one day! | 1.2519 | 0.04381 | 131 | 102 | 25 | 4 |
1716 | Know cars? | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
1717 | There's nothing wrong with your car. The weird grumbling noise was me. | 1.2500 | 0.04683 | 96 | 73 | 22 | 1 |
1718 | This could turn out to be the best thing that ever happened to you. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
1719 | Maybe that growling sound isn't coming from the engine... | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
1720 | Bear with me,please. | 1.2500 | 0.04916 | 88 | 67 | 20 | 1 |
1721 | Be careful, there are lots of creeps on this road. | 1.2500 | 0.04911 | 96 | 74 | 20 | 2 |
1722 | Well isn't this convenient. Can you hold the flashlight? | 1.2500 | 0.04267 | 104 | 78 | 26 | 0 |
1723 | Bear right. | 1.2500 | 0.04911 | 96 | 74 | 20 | 2 |
1724 | No, I haven't seen Goldilocks, and I certainly would not give her a ride if I did. | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
1725 | Okay, now re-plug that battery cord - the black one. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
1726 | Congratulations, John! Your lifetime of bad luck has finally earned you a good death! | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
1727 | Growling is never a problem-solver. | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
1728 | Hi, I'm Smokey. Remember, only you can prevent hunger. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
1729 | I'd be happy to give you a lift! | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
1730 | I realize you're hungry but let me fix this thing and I'll bring you back a double order of chili cheese fries. | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
1731 | Looking for the silver lining? | 1.2500 | 0.04480 | 104 | 79 | 24 | 1 |
1732 | Vrooom, Vrooom | 1.2500 | 0.05752 | 100 | 82 | 11 | 7 |
1733 | I've got jumper cables back in my den if you need them. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
1734 | Don't just sit there, get me a 1/2 inch wrench. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
1735 | You wouldn't happen to have a half-inch socket wrench on you, would you? | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
1736 | Boy,that Uber Eats is really something. | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
1737 | How serendipitous our paths cross at suppertime. If you don't mind, allow me to prey. | 1.2500 | 0.06485 | 72 | 58 | 10 | 4 |
1738 | Yeah... I wish I could help, but you are a figment of my imagination. I am 3-months into hibernation. | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
1739 | you're not from Triple A, are you? | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
1740 | What kind of roadside assistance were you thinking of? | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
1741 | Do you know you’re on the road to nowhere? | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
1742 | Listen dude, you're a bear, NOT a werewolf. But more importantly, my wife's asleep in the car, and if you wake her up, there WILL BE hell to pay!!! | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
1743 | Now would be the perfect time to extend your car’s warranty! | 1.2500 | 0.05152 | 112 | 90 | 16 | 6 |
1744 | So, do I look as scary and menacing as I think I look? | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
1745 | Could you give me a hand here and hold this light? | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
1746 | You know, I have experience in jump starting one’s motor. | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
1747 | If you’ll hold the flashlight, I think I can get it to start. | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
1748 | When you get it started can you give me a ride? | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
1749 | ”I’m from AAA… Aggressive Animal Ambush. | 1.2500 | 0.04484 | 112 | 86 | 24 | 2 |
1750 | Let me guess...you hit a large rock about 100 feet back. | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
1751 | With this grin, I can jumpstart just about anyone. | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
1752 | I can definitely save you some money on repair bills | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
1753 | Happy to lend a hand. | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
1754 | Have you checked for bear urine in the gas tank? | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
1755 | My what big teeth you have. | 1.2500 | 0.05175 | 88 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
1756 | You will meet a tall dark handsome stranger | 1.2500 | 0.05444 | 108 | 88 | 13 | 7 |
1757 | I told you, we should have taken that bus. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
1758 | You should’ve had a V8. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
1759 | Not that it's you biggest problem right now, but there is a repair shop just around the next curve. | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
1760 | You know, there would be a quicker way to resolve your problem. | 1.2500 | 0.05175 | 88 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
1761 | I said,"Can you please take the light... not take a bite!!!" | 1.2500 | 0.04911 | 96 | 74 | 20 | 2 |
1762 | Some guys really don't have all the luck. | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
1763 | Your condescending tone isn’t helping. | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
1764 | Perfect, bad timing belt! | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
1765 | Like a good neighbor state farm is there… Nope still didn't work. | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
1766 | True, Dale's ex-wife had put on a few pounds, but she still looked at him with the same 'hungry eyes' that reminded him of their song. | 1.2500 | 0.04642 | 116 | 93 | 18 | 5 |
1767 | Now, who’s wishing they didn’t hang up on that call about an extended warranty? | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
1768 | Come with me. I''ll take you to Grandma's house! | 1.2482 | 0.03919 | 141 | 108 | 31 | 2 |
1769 | So you think Car Shield is going to help YOU?! | 1.2479 | 0.04435 | 121 | 94 | 24 | 3 |
1770 | Excuse me, can I fix it for you? | 1.2479 | 0.04588 | 121 | 95 | 22 | 4 |
1771 | I have plenty of spark plugs back at the cave. | 1.2479 | 0.04588 | 121 | 95 | 22 | 4 |
1772 | Easy on the schadenfreude, Yogi! | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1773 | We could while away the evening swapping Grizzly jokes. | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1774 | Funny. I'm hearing a strange knock, too. Could be my stomach? | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1775 | Hey, you, git over here! Lemme teach you a marketable skill. | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1776 | I'm telling you, the Auto Club guy is tastier. | 1.2478 | 0.04792 | 113 | 89 | 20 | 4 |
1777 | Wow, is that a Hemi? | 1.2478 | 0.04954 | 113 | 90 | 18 | 5 |
1778 | Wow, it’s been ages since I’ve seen an inline 6 with an overhead cam! | 1.2478 | 0.04792 | 113 | 89 | 20 | 4 |
1779 | Don't worry I'm from AAA and I'm not that hungry. | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1780 | Well, the good news is I know where that damn rumbling noise is coming from. | 1.2477 | 0.04728 | 109 | 85 | 21 | 3 |
1781 | Let me take over for you! | 1.2477 | 0.04544 | 109 | 84 | 23 | 2 |
1782 | Narrator: Only I didn’t say fudge… | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
1783 | That roar. Not a good sign. | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1784 | I'm pretty hungry, but I can wait til you're done. Are you done? | 1.2476 | 0.05376 | 105 | 85 | 14 | 6 |
1785 | Get back in my subconscious. I need to focus here. | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
1786 | The insurance company is never going to believe this .. | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1787 | I know what you’re thinking. | 1.2475 | 0.04956 | 101 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
1788 | I understand adding oil, but why spices? | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
1789 | I'm sorry. Am I distracting you?" | 1.2475 | 0.04752 | 101 | 78 | 21 | 2 |
1790 | Hello, welcome to roadside service, the first talon is free, the rest you will have to pay by gash! | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
1791 | Great, but I asked you to "pull over on the shoulder" not to "go and find a boulder". | 1.2475 | 0.04752 | 101 | 78 | 21 | 2 |
1792 | Oh don’t act so surprised… I’ve been trying to warn you about your warranty. | 1.2475 | 0.05700 | 101 | 83 | 11 | 7 |
1793 | Just your luck I'm a fully qualified mechanic... but I haven't had dinner. | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
1794 | I'll fix your wagon. | 1.2475 | 0.05523 | 101 | 82 | 13 | 6 |
1795 | Do you mind if I try a bite? | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
1796 | A V8 Hemi! Wow! I haven’t seen one of those for years! What kind of mileage do you get with that thing? | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
1797 | Well, either help or get lost. | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
1798 | Wish I could, but I'm between a rock and a hard place. | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
1799 | Need a torque wrench? | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
1800 | I'm just peeing real quick. Nobody can see me. | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
1801 | You’re sure it’s the carburetor? | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
1802 | If we are going to have a successful lunch, I will contribute while you will need to be committed. | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
1803 | This is the last straw. I'm canceling my membership in AAA when I get home. | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
1804 | No, it’s not a wheel bearing! | 1.2474 | 0.05490 | 97 | 78 | 14 | 5 |
1805 | I hurl this boulder so your comprehensive covers repairs. You let me eat you. Deal? | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
1806 | The good news is I’m an auto mechanic the rest of the time. | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
1807 | You called for a roadside ursasist? | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1808 | Are you done with your bathroom break? This pile of junk can't run without you pushing it. | 1.2473 | 0.06049 | 93 | 77 | 9 | 7 |
1809 | Sorry, does my flashlight make you nervous? | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1810 | I will , I will Rock YOU.... | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1811 | Two dead ducks are about to become three. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1812 | SoHo, huh? Seemed more the Chelsea type. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1813 | MMMM You gota fine ass there bukaroo | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1814 | My car is my foot. | 1.2473 | 0.05853 | 93 | 76 | 11 | 6 |
1815 | The moment Joe's life went from unbearable to bearable. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
1816 | And that was the moment that Harold remembered his car was filled with honey. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
1817 | I told her I knew how to fix an engine I can't call AAA now. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
1818 | I didn't call for roadside assistance. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
1819 | I'm a hallucination. I will not eat you. Only one of these is true. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
1820 | Well . . . It sucks to be you tonight, doesn't it? | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
1821 | Honey, like I said, you should have paid attention to the sign that said 'bear right!' | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
1822 | Ah great, someone to hold the flashlight! | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
1823 | Well, don't just sit there, either eat me or help me!! | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
1824 | The good news is you won't need a tow truck. | 1.2471 | 0.04995 | 85 | 65 | 19 | 1 |
1825 | You never know what you'll find round the next bend. | 1.2471 | 0.06241 | 85 | 70 | 9 | 6 |
1826 | Do you happen to have a screw driver? | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
1827 | Battery dead, need a jump? | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
1828 | Does a bear shift in the woods? | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
1829 | If it’ll make you feel better, I can chase you for a bit. | 1.2469 | 0.05131 | 81 | 62 | 18 | 1 |
1830 | No it's okay. I can manage on my own, thanks. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
1831 | Instead of just sitting there, can you maybe hold the flashlight? | 1.2466 | 0.05441 | 73 | 56 | 16 | 1 |
1832 | I wonder if he's got a 9/16 inch open end wrench. | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
1833 | Looks like I won't be late for dinner after all. | 1.2462 | 0.04891 | 130 | 106 | 16 | 8 |
1834 | It’s the flat battery. It’s ‘always’ the flat battery. | 1.2460 | 0.04463 | 126 | 99 | 23 | 4 |
1835 | I can't only just make your engine howl. | 1.2459 | 0.04981 | 122 | 99 | 16 | 7 |
1836 | Saves me the trouble of stopping you with this boulder. | 1.2459 | 0.04981 | 122 | 99 | 16 | 7 |
1837 | This breakdown cost Jim an arm and a leg. | 1.2459 | 0.04701 | 122 | 97 | 20 | 5 |
1838 | This has to be my worst Friday the 13 th ! | 1.2456 | 0.05222 | 114 | 93 | 14 | 7 |
1839 | You, sir, have unbearably bad luck! | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1840 | Nothing serious - just a clogged B-air filter. | 1.2455 | 0.05657 | 110 | 92 | 9 | 9 |
1841 | The carburetor is a little to the left. | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
1842 | Hungry? No not at all why do you ask? | 1.2455 | 0.05354 | 110 | 90 | 13 | 7 |
1843 | Five second rule. This guy's still good. | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
1844 | Got lube? | 1.2455 | 0.05196 | 110 | 89 | 15 | 6 |
1845 | How about a push. | 1.2453 | 0.04607 | 106 | 82 | 22 | 2 |
1846 | You wouldn't happen to have a crescent wrench, would you? | 1.2453 | 0.04408 | 106 | 81 | 24 | 1 |
1847 | If you just reset the wire in the distributer it'll start. | 1.2453 | 0.05330 | 106 | 86 | 14 | 6 |
1848 | Yeah, it woke me, but I should be up by April anyway. | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
1849 | I’ve got the technical manual back in my cave, I do. Let’s go! | 1.2451 | 0.04712 | 102 | 79 | 21 | 2 |
1850 | Like they say, some days you get the bear, and some days - well, you know” | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
1851 | Do you need a hammer? | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
1852 | Roadside Assistance. | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
1853 | Maybe NOW you'd like to talk about your car's extended warranty? | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
1854 | It’s playing dead and you’re not helping. | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
1855 | Hibernation is over. | 1.2449 | 0.04824 | 98 | 76 | 20 | 2 |
1856 | Is just Special Military Operation, keep working | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
1857 | God, I love a full moon. Don't you? | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
1858 | Gimme five minutes. If I'm still here, dig in. | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
1859 | Ooh! Looks like you're between a rock and a hard place; and my smiling face. | 1.2447 | 0.05796 | 94 | 77 | 11 | 6 |
1860 | Don't bother fixing it, you're not going anywhere. | 1.2447 | 0.04707 | 94 | 72 | 21 | 1 |
1861 | No, I don't need anyone to hold the flashlight for me! | 1.2447 | 0.04707 | 94 | 72 | 21 | 1 |
1862 | Howard suddenly realized that letting his AAA membership lapse was a huge mistake. | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
1863 | Guess what I was going to give up for Lent? | 1.2447 | 0.04944 | 94 | 73 | 19 | 2 |
1864 | Bet you anything it's the coil. | 1.2447 | 0.05796 | 94 | 77 | 11 | 6 |
1865 | It’s probably the CARBEARATOR. | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
1866 | I tell you what -- we'll get it running and *then* I'll decide whether or not to eat you. | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
1867 | It was at that moment that Harry realized his BA in Underwater Basket Weaving might have been ill-advised. | 1.2447 | 0.05796 | 94 | 77 | 11 | 6 |
1868 | It’s the moonlight! I’d never think of taking advantage of this situation during the day | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
1869 | Help me get this boulder off my foot and I'll help you start your car. Of course, I might just eat you instead. Ever heard of being stuck between a rock and a hard place? | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
1870 | As a matter of fact I am interested to see what's under the hood. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
1871 | I've been trying to reach you about extending your car warranty. | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
1872 | Can you quit staring at me like that. | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
1873 | Wanna come up to my place? | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
1874 | Hey man, I think it's the carburetor, have you tried the carburetor? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
1875 | Now that’s just right | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
1876 | You best get back in the car whilst I fix this dear, who knows what could be lurking in these woods at night... | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
1877 | Perhaps I can ease the tension with a “G.I. Jane” joke? | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
1878 | Can you at least pretend to help? | 1.2442 | 0.04660 | 86 | 65 | 21 | 0 |
1879 | You know sometimes they’re just playing dead. | 1.2442 | 0.04945 | 86 | 66 | 19 | 1 |
1880 | Do you know anything about cars? | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
1881 | Well don't just sit there. Come help me! | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
1882 | If you fix it can you take me to the prom? | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
1883 | Yikes, this can't be good. | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
1884 | The name is Putin. Vladimir Putin. And I can fix that for you. Really. | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
1885 | I am a bear I live in the woods Once I finish # 2 you will be #1 | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
1886 | Sounds like your timing is off. | 1.2439 | 0.05077 | 82 | 63 | 18 | 1 |
1887 | And this is how I met your mother. | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
1888 | Of course I'm from AAA. | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
1889 | If you want to make yourself useful, come and hold the flashlight. Or better yet, just don’t eat me. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
1890 | Hello, would you have any Floss? | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
1891 | Put your head between its jaws. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
1892 | I wonder if he sees my wife in the passenger seat? | 1.2436 | 0.06370 | 78 | 64 | 9 | 5 |
1893 | It was unclear whether the fear of tardiness or of death motivated the motorist to make pleasant conversation with the beast. | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
1894 | Oh, please don't trouble yourself, sir. I don't drive. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
1895 | Stop fumbling, that engine is at perfect temperature for barbecue! | 1.2436 | 0.04892 | 78 | 59 | 19 | 0 |
1896 | You can call a tow truck from my place if you want? | 1.2435 | 0.05180 | 115 | 94 | 14 | 7 |
1897 | I'm hungry ,,, but I need a ride,,, | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
1898 | I can't seem to find the problem with my bare hands, maybe yours will work better? | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
1899 | I called Ubear | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1900 | Do you think you might give me a push? | 1.2430 | 0.05285 | 107 | 87 | 14 | 6 |
1901 | So, how’s civilization been treatin’ ya? | 1.2430 | 0.04759 | 107 | 84 | 20 | 3 |
1902 | Oh yeah, we get lots of summer visitors. In fact my wife and I just had two hikers for dinner last week. | 1.2430 | 0.04372 | 107 | 82 | 24 | 1 |
1903 | Wait a second. I am turning into a wolf too! | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
1904 | If only you had gotten that electric car | 1.2429 | 0.06574 | 70 | 57 | 9 | 4 |
1905 | Meals o wheels! | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
1906 | It's the Car Bear Raider. | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
1907 | My mother’s lesson on auto mechanics never got past breakfast. | 1.2427 | 0.05599 | 103 | 85 | 11 | 7 |
1908 | Your wife said to tell you it could be the car bear ate her. | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
1909 | You’d have been protected if you hadn’t hung-up on the extended warranty phone calls. | 1.2427 | 0.04672 | 103 | 80 | 21 | 2 |
1910 | No, I’m not the 'lie down and play dead’ kind of bear. | 1.2427 | 0.05426 | 103 | 84 | 13 | 6 |
1911 | Nah.....don't mind me. I'm just taking a break from the market. | 1.2424 | 0.05578 | 99 | 81 | 12 | 6 |
1912 | I'm still not gonna call for help. | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
1913 | That won’t be necessary. | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
1914 | Take a picture, it will last longer! | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
1915 | It's probably the carburetor " | 1.2424 | 0.03395 | 99 | 79 | 19 | 1 |
1916 | Okay! I’ll stop gloating | 1.2424 | 0.04782 | 99 | 77 | 20 | 2 |
1917 | Careful, don't electrocute yourself. I'm on a raw diet. | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
1918 | The drivers I helped never complained. | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
1919 | Ahh, Door Dash with my late-night snack.” | 1.2424 | 0.04782 | 99 | 77 | 20 | 2 |
1920 | I'll give you a head start in exchange for any bacon or bacon-flavored products. | 1.2424 | 0.04782 | 99 | 77 | 20 | 2 |
1921 | You need to change the oil every 3,000 miles. Hibernating is no excuse. | 1.2422 | 0.04673 | 128 | 103 | 19 | 6 |
1922 | I'm just admiring the car. | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
1923 | I've heard stories of people fixing their own cars... | 1.2421 | 0.04899 | 95 | 74 | 19 | 2 |
1924 | I coulda had a V-8! | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
1925 | Did you call AAA? | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
1926 | The last guy I ate had the same problem with his car! | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
1927 | You won't even be late for dinner! | 1.2421 | 0.04899 | 95 | 74 | 19 | 2 |
1928 | Mm-m-m, an appetizer chased down with a V8 cocktail | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
1929 | Stop kibitzing! | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
1930 | But what about the lack of charging stations?" you said.....how's that working out for ya now, Mr. Gas Guzzler? | 1.2421 | 0.04899 | 95 | 74 | 19 | 2 |
1931 | I guess I won't worry about complaining to my mechanic now. | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
1932 | My oxygen sensor smells dinner. | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
1933 | 'I told you to stay in the car. This won't take long.'' | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
1934 | You're supposed to leave us alone, if neither of us are running | 1.2418 | 0.04087 | 91 | 70 | 21 | 0 |
1935 | Every tune up includes a free meal. | 1.2418 | 0.05918 | 91 | 75 | 10 | 6 |
1936 | I ate the AAA tow truck driver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. | 1.2418 | 0.05918 | 91 | 75 | 10 | 6 |
1937 | Funny, this is right where your ex-wife said she would arrange to have your car break down. | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
1938 | Looks like you need some wiper blades…and new brakes… | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
1939 | The moon is auspicious, but the night is fraught. | 1.2418 | 0.05025 | 91 | 71 | 18 | 2 |
1940 | What luck- breaking down in front of my favorite eatery! | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
1941 | Could be the carburetor. Could be the coil. | 1.2418 | 0.05708 | 91 | 74 | 12 | 5 |
1942 | Would you mind lending me a hand instead of staring | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
1943 | Wanna jump start?? | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
1944 | Clogged fuel line. But that won't matter. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
1945 | I bearly noticed you there. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
1946 | I think I can help myself. | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
1947 | If you’re not going to help, I’d appreciate you not hovering over me. It’s distracting. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
1948 | No, you may not hitch a ride back to Moscow." | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
1949 | No, i'm not the Spanish Inquisition | 1.2414 | 0.04839 | 116 | 93 | 18 | 5 |
1950 | Want me to YouTube it? | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1951 | It looks like your timing is a little off. | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1952 | You don't happen to have a wrench that I can use, do you? | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1953 | AAA said I could fix your car or eat you. | 1.2411 | 0.04438 | 112 | 87 | 23 | 2 |
1954 | Can I lend you a paw? | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
1955 | You’ve been ignoring that check engine light for weeks, Bob. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
1956 | I just can't get enough of this new food delivery service. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
1957 | When Sting opened up the bonnet he discovered that it wasn't a ghost in the machine. | 1.2410 | 0.06083 | 83 | 68 | 10 | 5 |
1958 | Sounds like it’s your alternator, but I guess it’s kind of academic now. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
1959 | I’m gonna fix you next. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
1960 | I'll sell you gas if you pay in rubles. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
1961 | Oh great, could you hold this light? | 1.2407 | 0.04900 | 108 | 86 | 18 | 4 |
1962 | The lord will provide... | 1.2407 | 0.05241 | 108 | 88 | 14 | 6 |
1963 | You're late. | 1.2407 | 0.04900 | 108 | 86 | 18 | 4 |
1964 | So, when are you going to help? | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
1965 | Would you mind taking a look at my scrotum when you get done there? | 1.2405 | 0.06297 | 79 | 65 | 9 | 5 |
1966 | Bob formulated Plan A, involving shining the flashlight into the bear's eyes and fixing the car while the bear was blinded. He realized that this should have been Plan B, at best. | 1.2405 | 0.05164 | 79 | 61 | 17 | 1 |
1967 | I have a place you can stay the night. | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
1968 | This week the Roadside Assist Special includes a free dinner! | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
1969 | It’s the distributor, but that won’t matter where you’re going. | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
1970 | Hibernation is the best gravy. | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
1971 | I think a 1/2" socket would work better on that, but could you hurry a bit? My lunch hour is almost over. | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
1972 | I'm on a diet, so go easy on the grease. | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
1973 | Now that's what I get for telling the wife our anniversary couldn't possibly get any worse! | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
1974 | `Don't just watch! | 1.2400 | 0.04000 | 125 | 101 | 20 | 4 |
1975 | This is quite the 'meet cute', right? | 1.2400 | 0.04522 | 100 | 77 | 22 | 1 |
1976 | Are you the party that ...urp...called triple-A? | 1.2397 | 0.04236 | 121 | 94 | 25 | 2 |
1977 | You don't want to eat me, I'm a Republican | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
1978 | How fortuitous that Fate has brought us together! | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
1979 | Remember: never remove the oil cap with your bear hands. | 1.2396 | 0.03986 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
1980 | Got any plans for the evening? | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
1981 | Is your car the pope? | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
1982 | Can't you do anything to help me get out of here? | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
1983 | I think that I need to use a bathroom. | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
1984 | You can have one of the children of you give me a jump. | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
1985 | When one breaks down on a dark and deserted road only to find that it is the least of your troubles. | 1.2394 | 0.06792 | 71 | 59 | 7 | 5 |
1986 | Have you checked the manual, or is that a waste of time? | 1.2394 | 0.06489 | 71 | 58 | 9 | 4 |
1987 | Fuel injection...no, but I do know a lot about fuel ingestion. | 1.2393 | 0.04953 | 117 | 95 | 16 | 6 |
1988 | Well, that's the last time you forget to check the radiator fluid on date night, Mister! | 1.2393 | 0.04485 | 117 | 92 | 22 | 3 |
1989 | Oh, great! You’re from roadside service? | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
1990 | Out for dinner? | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
1991 | Wow! And I didn't even call GrubHub. | 1.2391 | 0.04731 | 92 | 71 | 20 | 1 |
1992 | Hello, I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty | 1.2391 | 0.05651 | 92 | 75 | 12 | 5 |
1993 | Yeah,well I’m hungry, too. You’ll just have to wait. | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
1994 | I would look for a bear wire. | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
1995 | How many times have you listened to Jesus Christ Superstar today? | 1.2391 | 0.05859 | 92 | 76 | 10 | 6 |
1996 | Sorry that I woke you from hibernation! | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
1997 | Wish you had sprung for the V8 now, huh? | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
1998 | This is going to cost you an arm and a leg. | 1.2389 | 0.04580 | 113 | 89 | 21 | 3 |
1999 | Got it at auction and have been drooling over it ever since too. | 1.2389 | 0.04580 | 113 | 89 | 21 | 3 |
2000 | Never mind. You can join me for dinner instead. | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
2001 | Wanna see what a bear really does in the woods? Hmmm? | 1.2388 | 0.04261 | 134 | 106 | 24 | 4 |
2002 | Oh, fuck! | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2003 | Can I look in the trunk? | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2004 | Hey buddy, that'll never work. You need a 3/16th wrench. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2005 | I'll entertain you while you work with some Grizzly humor. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2006 | Thank you Tesla! | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2007 | Ironic that it's the carburetor... | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2008 | The last mechanic who failed me is right here. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2009 | Somebody's been driving through my forest, and there he is! | 1.2386 | 0.04847 | 88 | 68 | 19 | 1 |
2010 | ACME rental, right...I know them well. | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
2011 | Any chance you have a jump-start cable? | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
2012 | I wouldn’t work to hard on it. | 1.2385 | 0.04303 | 109 | 84 | 24 | 1 |
2013 | It's the whoozyjigger by the whatchamacallit | 1.2385 | 0.04496 | 109 | 85 | 22 | 2 |
2014 | Once you fix your car, can you take my rock and myself into town? | 1.2385 | 0.05197 | 109 | 89 | 14 | 6 |
2015 | Is that a '52 Buick? | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 65 | 18 | 1 |
2016 | You Should Have Got That Extended Warranty When They Called You !!!!!!!!!!! | 1.2381 | 0.04977 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
2017 | Do you know a good dentist? | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 65 | 18 | 1 |
2018 | Can I bother you to give me a push? | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2019 | Are you just going to sit there or are you going to help me get this thing running? | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2020 | Stay in the car dear we have a bearing problem | 1.2381 | 0.04977 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
2021 | Let me guess, you're here to talk to me about my car's extended warranty | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
2022 | Darn! This would 've been a great one for the Car Talk guys! | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2023 | Sorry. That was just my stomach growling. | 1.2381 | 0.04390 | 105 | 81 | 23 | 1 |
2024 | Don’t look at me, I don’t drive. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2025 | Oh thank goodness, I thought I was out here all alone. | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
2026 | Hey, I could really use a paw. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2027 | You didn't take the road less traveled, did you. | 1.2381 | 0.04390 | 105 | 81 | 23 | 1 |
2028 | Our parent’s generation saw the bear as the villain. Our children’s generation sees the internal combustion engine as the real threat. | 1.2381 | 0.04977 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
2029 | If your car isn't working, you can use my rock | 1.2377 | 0.04664 | 122 | 98 | 19 | 5 |
2030 | Trust me. I am not the same bear that gave you directions to go this way earlier today. | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
2031 | Peeta faced an ethical dilemma. | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
2032 | See, there’s your problem right there. | 1.2376 | 0.05293 | 101 | 82 | 14 | 5 |
2033 | I see you share my disdain for roadside assistance plans. | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
2034 | Don’t mind me. I’m just waiting for my Uber. | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
2035 | Play dumpling? | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
2036 | I love food delivery services. | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
2037 | Wondering if your car is still under warranty? A bigger question is if your life insurance is paid. | 1.2376 | 0.04483 | 101 | 78 | 22 | 1 |
2038 | No. Thanks. I don't want to know where the 'wild things' are. | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
2039 | I have jumper cables..... | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
2040 | Bears have always had their meals delivered. | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
2041 | Looks like you won’t be needing that piece of junk anymore. | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
2042 | A little Google maps hacking here, a little electromagnetic pulse there, and, voila! Din-din! | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2043 | Let me give you a paw with that! | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
2044 | Sucks to be you today bro … | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2045 | Lovely to see you, Vlad. You come before Grandma this time! | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
2046 | So, did you get that extended auto warranty I keep calling you about? | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2047 | 'Let's deal with the bear necessities, shall we?' | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2048 | Good, good. Next drain all the oil, destroy the spark plugs, disabled the dashboard computer, and try to turn it on, and if it won't turnover, you can follow me to the...uh...nearby gas station...yeah...just through these woods... | 1.2374 | 0.04282 | 139 | 111 | 23 | 5 |
2049 | I guess asking you to hold the flashlight is not in the cards. | 1.2373 | 0.04915 | 118 | 96 | 16 | 6 |
2050 | I told you! It is NOT the distributor cap!! | 1.2373 | 0.04611 | 118 | 94 | 20 | 4 |
2051 | Fix your car, then we'll go somewhere for a nice picnic. | 1.2373 | 0.05202 | 118 | 98 | 12 | 8 |
2052 | Help is available. All you have to do is ask. | 1.2371 | 0.04921 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2053 | Finally! I’ve been trying to contact you about extending your car’s warranty. | 1.2371 | 0.05439 | 97 | 79 | 13 | 5 |
2054 | Bummer, I JUST ate the AAA guy. | 1.2371 | 0.05238 | 97 | 78 | 15 | 4 |
2055 | Naw, but the Pope does!” | 1.2371 | 0.05633 | 97 | 80 | 11 | 6 |
2056 | Bear with me while I solve your problem. | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
2057 | Jacob? | 1.2368 | 0.06175 | 76 | 62 | 10 | 4 |
2058 | Your inconvenience, my food... | 1.2368 | 0.04545 | 114 | 90 | 21 | 3 |
2059 | I could get your motor running, bro. | 1.2368 | 0.05183 | 114 | 94 | 13 | 7 |
2060 | You don't want to eat me - I'm much too greasy | 1.2368 | 0.04712 | 114 | 91 | 19 | 4 |
2061 | Your lucky night - I just ordered Five Guys. | 1.2368 | 0.04712 | 114 | 91 | 19 | 4 |
2062 | Could I get a ride? I'm out of gas | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
2063 | Um….haven’t you heard of social distancing? | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
2064 | Did you check the hoses? | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
2065 | What luck! That's my favorite car brand! | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
2066 | "I'll hold the flashlight while you pray." | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
2067 | That strange noise wasn't coming from your car. | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
2068 | Carb trouble? Tried protein only? | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
2069 | Uber or Uber Eats. It's the same thing for me! | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
2070 | It is just NOT your day. | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2071 | Does my car insurance also cover 'bears'? | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2072 | I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but..... | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
2073 | I need a new spark plug -- will you help me out please | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2074 | Could I get a little hand please? | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2075 | Looks like you’re out of honey? | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2076 | I'm afraid to ask what's behind the boulder. | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2077 | Wiggle it a little. | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2078 | Ready to get started? | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2079 | Yeah--I blame the full moon. | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
2080 | I sure should have listened to her and replaced the battery... | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
2081 | Sorry, pal, I wouldn't know. I drive an EV. | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
2082 | Should I hit it with this little rock? | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
2083 | Have you purchased road hazard insurance? | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
2084 | Should've gotten an oil change. | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
2085 | I tried to tell you about your auto warranty...But No-o-o-o! | 1.2358 | 0.05286 | 106 | 87 | 13 | 6 |
2086 | Guess that extended warranty might have been worth it after all | 1.2358 | 0.05286 | 106 | 87 | 13 | 6 |
2087 | Is there something I can help you with? | 1.2357 | 0.04005 | 140 | 110 | 27 | 3 |
2088 | This is NOT your day… | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2089 | And who's been doing auto repair work on MY road? | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2090 | AAA is usually pretty quick in these parts. | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2091 | Nature One, Technology Zero | 1.2353 | 0.05952 | 85 | 70 | 10 | 5 |
2092 | It's probably just out of gas. | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
2093 | You should have extended your warranty, right ? | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2094 | Uh-oh... (I think bear to the right was a warning, not a direction) | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
2095 | Evan finally identified the strange noise coming from the front of his car. | 1.2353 | 0.05604 | 102 | 85 | 10 | 7 |
2096 | …and here I was a skeptic on the convenience of picking up dinner curbside. | 1.2353 | 0.05338 | 102 | 86 | 9 | 7 |
2097 | I think it's your car-BEAR-etor. | 1.2353 | 0.04922 | 85 | 66 | 18 | 1 |
2098 | Why on earth did you drink the oil? | 1.2353 | 0.04658 | 102 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
2099 | Take your time. | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
2100 | Hey, when you finish cleaning the terminals on that battery do you think you could do my nails? | 1.2353 | 0.04922 | 85 | 66 | 18 | 1 |
2101 | Hello. I’m that funny sound you heard. | 1.2353 | 0.04628 | 85 | 65 | 20 | 0 |
2102 | That’s gonna be tough to fix unless you first rub honey all over yourself. | 1.2353 | 0.05428 | 102 | 84 | 12 | 6 |
2103 | You know, I can quickly get your mind off this pesky car trouble | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2104 | I'll go for the greasy fingertips as an appetiser! | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2105 | I have a socket wrench you can use behind this rock. | 1.2348 | 0.04158 | 115 | 89 | 25 | 1 |
2106 | It's not the carburetor, either. Would you just stop guessing? | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
2107 | Hi, I'm Jake from State Farm. | 1.2347 | 0.04876 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2108 | Yes, yes, I’m sure mixing the black and red cables won’t fry you.” | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2109 | If it means anything, I never questioned your bathroom habits. | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
2110 | I'm actually a son of a sow. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2111 | I pictured you larger. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2112 | The older models had car-bear-aters. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2113 | It's a bear of dilemma, isn't it? | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2114 | Honey, you'll just have to bear with me... | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2115 | Yum, my favorite: rump a la carburetor. | 1.2347 | 0.05945 | 98 | 83 | 7 | 8 |
2116 | This time the oil cocktail with a bit more wiper fluid! | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2117 | I know what you’re thinking. Is that or is it not a fake boulder? I’ll never tell. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2118 | Your up early. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2119 | A late night snack! How thoughtful of you. | 1.2346 | 0.05053 | 81 | 63 | 17 | 1 |
2120 | Um...I can see why you'd be offended, but it's just a rhetorical question like 'Is the Pope Catholic?' | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2121 | It’s been a long winter, and I’m just getting my bearings | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2122 | Could be the distributor, could be the coil... | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2123 | Guess who just swallowed a distributor cap. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2124 | I can help you...avoid a monster repair bill. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2125 | I guess your mouth is watering over the opportunity to fix a 70s carburetor like mine is! | 1.2342 | 0.04695 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
2126 | DoorDash ? | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
2127 | No can opener needed. | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
2128 | Lucky for you I'm on a Low fat diet this month | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
2129 | It's the starter! | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
2130 | Please make it growl again. | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2131 | Bet you didn't expect a talking monster. Check the relay. | 1.2340 | 0.04644 | 94 | 73 | 20 | 1 |
2132 | You're lucky. The last stall was a bus. | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2133 | I'll bet it's a clogged fuel filter. That happened to me once. | 1.2340 | 0.04644 | 94 | 73 | 20 | 1 |
2134 | That noise was coming from my stomach, not your engine. | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
2135 | You look delectable! | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
2136 | Of course I left the bear necessities behind. | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
2137 | What are you looking at? | 1.2338 | 0.05195 | 77 | 60 | 16 | 1 |
2138 | Closest thing I’ve got to honey Sir is motor oil. | 1.2338 | 0.06376 | 77 | 64 | 8 | 5 |
2139 | Perhaps you should check the carbearator? | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
2140 | Don't make me walk over there. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2141 | Finally ... I have waited for this opportunity for so long. Move aside, let me fix this for you. | 1.2336 | 0.04519 | 107 | 84 | 21 | 2 |
2142 | Scenario #1 - When to call roadside assistance. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2143 | Do you know anything about car-bear-ate -us? | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2144 | Minus ten for swearing! | 1.2333 | 0.04483 | 90 | 69 | 21 | 0 |
2145 | If it was a diesel, I could help you. | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2146 | You'll need to wash up before my dinner! | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2147 | I know what you're thinking, 'does a bear fix a car in the woods?' | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2148 | Wanna play rock, paper, scissors? | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2149 | The guy I viciously mangled yesterday had an oil leak. Why don’t you check for that? | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2150 | I really wish I bundled my home and auto insurance | 1.2333 | 0.05923 | 90 | 75 | 9 | 6 |
2151 | I should have bought the Tesla. | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2152 | Do you want me to hold the flashlight? | 1.2333 | 0.04754 | 90 | 70 | 19 | 1 |
2153 | I have a chewed up AAA card if that would help... | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2154 | How’s your car-dio? | 1.2331 | 0.04118 | 133 | 105 | 25 | 3 |
2155 | Don't worry. You'll be on time for dinner. | 1.2330 | 0.05200 | 103 | 84 | 14 | 5 |
2156 | My car turns into a monster during a full moon as well | 1.2330 | 0.04618 | 103 | 81 | 20 | 2 |
2157 | Well, it looks like there is only one edible item here. | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
2158 | About two weeks. If I can get the parts. | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
2159 | Don’t you dare get your hands dirty before dinner. | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
2160 | Give me your bear rings! | 1.2330 | 0.05200 | 103 | 84 | 14 | 5 |
2161 | Do you really think that fixing the engine will help you? | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2162 | I vote for dinner here. | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2163 | Don't flood it! | 1.2329 | 0.04458 | 146 | 120 | 18 | 8 |
2164 | It's just what I was afraid of. | 1.2328 | 0.04952 | 116 | 95 | 15 | 6 |
2165 | The last GEO Tracker. | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
2166 | You wouldn't have a catalytic converter in there, would you? | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2167 | Can I have my carburetor back? | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2168 | Finally!! A warm meal. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2169 | May I borrow your flashlight for my cave? | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2170 | I may not have to fix the car. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2171 | No, in your nightmare the tools are in metric. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2172 | AAAs roadside assistance has really depreciated. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2173 | I love a late night snack. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2174 | Missing a Seal? | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2175 | Good evening, sir. According to our records, your car's warranty has expired. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2176 | You need a hand? | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2177 | No, I don't want your food. I want your catalytic converter. | 1.2326 | 0.05010 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
2178 | Take a hike. That car is a great place to hibernate. | 1.2323 | 0.04725 | 99 | 78 | 19 | 2 |
2179 | Got a three-eighths crescent wrench on you? | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
2180 | Watch and Learn | 1.2323 | 0.04725 | 99 | 78 | 19 | 2 |
2181 | Watch out for the oil…it stains and tastes bad. | 1.2323 | 0.05339 | 99 | 81 | 13 | 5 |
2182 | That moment when two fates are known, by all affected parties, simultaneously. | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
2183 | You can’t scare me, I used to hold the flashlight for my old man. | 1.2323 | 0.04725 | 99 | 78 | 19 | 2 |
2184 | Excuse me sir. Do you happen to have a Phillips head screwdriver? | 1.2323 | 0.04725 | 99 | 78 | 19 | 2 |
2185 | Got any sandwiches? | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
2186 | You'll have less to fear if, by any chance, you happen to be an orthodontist, or even a manicurist. | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
2187 | Cheshire Bear Pose | 1.2323 | 0.04725 | 99 | 78 | 19 | 2 |
2188 | It's your BEARing. I'm PAWsitive. | 1.2323 | 0.04725 | 99 | 78 | 19 | 2 |
2189 | Relax, I'm the local food critic. | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
2190 | Trust me - I've helped many move on. | 1.2323 | 0.04725 | 99 | 78 | 19 | 2 |
2191 | Are you here about my car's extended warranty? | 1.2321 | 0.04570 | 112 | 89 | 20 | 3 |
2192 | Hello breakfast, I've been sleeping for a while. A long time and am very, very hungry. | 1.2321 | 0.04743 | 112 | 90 | 18 | 4 |
2193 | Your arms are getting awfully greasy. | 1.2321 | 0.04909 | 112 | 91 | 16 | 5 |
2194 | Who knew that a broken rearview mirror would bring as much bad luck? | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2195 | Are you going to give me honey or keep working on the car? | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2196 | You got a 7/8 wrench? | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2197 | How do I know that your charges will be appropriate? | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2198 | You want to check my fluids? | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2199 | I'm starving, how about you?" Cal Bellamy, Munster, I | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2200 | You like to dig into the guts as much as I do. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2201 | Do you need a charge? | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2202 | Well look at that; somehow a salmon got lodged in the engine block. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2203 | Are you going to hold the flashlight,or just sit there looking at me ravenously? | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2204 | You flooded it. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2205 | First he ate my porridge, then slept in my bed, now he's trying to steal my car! | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2206 | What else can go wrong? | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2207 | So you want to show me what's behind that rock, is that it? | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2208 | Does that oven have a setting for broil? | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2209 | You should call a nice tasty mechanic. | 1.2316 | 0.04601 | 95 | 74 | 20 | 1 |
2210 | It's about time you got here. | 1.2315 | 0.04384 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2211 | I will tell you whats wrong if you come a bit closer | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
2212 | My roadside service includes dinner! | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
2213 | Between me and the gas price, I am the lesser of your problem. | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2214 | By any chance does your AAA card cover body bags? | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2215 | I love the smell of mechanics in the morning. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
2216 | You can crash at my place, but I got to be up in 6 months…give or take. | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
2217 | Nice and slow, hand over your catalytic converter. | 1.2308 | 0.06031 | 78 | 64 | 10 | 4 |
2218 | I know you're hungry, but if you eat me, who is going to fix your engine? | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
2219 | Hey Smokey, I know this is not a 'forest-fire', but there was some smoke, would you take a look. | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
2220 | I ate the distributor cap but I'm still hungry | 1.2308 | 0.05651 | 91 | 75 | 11 | 5 |
2221 | Think you can fix this with your bear hands? | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
2222 | Be honest with me, Sarah… Why does this always happen when we’re on our way to visiting my parents? | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
2223 | You scared me for a minute. I thought you were Bigfoot. | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
2224 | Now do you regret cancelling AAA? | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
2225 | Watching you tinker with your toy before I eat you makes me laugh. | 1.2308 | 0.04262 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
2226 | So, if I offer to jump you, will that make it a double entendre? | 1.2308 | 0.04961 | 91 | 72 | 17 | 2 |
2227 | Car-bear-ater? | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2228 | I'd jump at a chance to work on one of those old four barrel carbs! | 1.2302 | 0.03503 | 126 | 103 | 20 | 3 |
2229 | Don't bother fixin' it, will be my Man Cave. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
2230 | Hey, buddy, I'm talking to you. You ever see Deliverance …? | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
2231 | Hey! Could you hold the flashlight for me? You think this is easy? | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2232 | If you behave yourself, you can ride with the tow truck driver. | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2233 | No, the distributor cap looks good. Any other ideas? | 1.2300 | 0.05478 | 100 | 83 | 11 | 6 |
2234 | I don’t know anything about cars, but if you want, I could push you back to Russia. | 1.2300 | 0.04574 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2235 | Electric vehicles! Right? | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2236 | You shoulda put a Tiger in your tank, Homey. | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
2237 | Why are you pretending that you even the slightest idea what you're doing? | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
2238 | You're scary, but not as scary as this cracked engine block. | 1.2299 | 0.05827 | 87 | 72 | 10 | 5 |
2239 | Do these pants make my butt look big? | 1.2299 | 0.05827 | 87 | 72 | 10 | 5 |
2240 | That oil smells almost like salmon to me. | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
2241 | It could be a clogged fuel line. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2242 | I simply cannot bear this car anymore | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
2243 | If it's snacks you want, they are in the back. | 1.2299 | 0.04823 | 87 | 68 | 18 | 1 |
2244 | Boys & their toys | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
2245 | Hi. Sorry to bother you but I've got this itch in the middle of my back that I just can't reach. Would you mind pausing with whatever you're doing there and give me a bit of a scratch. | 1.2299 | 0.05827 | 87 | 72 | 10 | 5 |
2246 | Hang on a minute, I’m almost done! | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
2247 | Help ya fix it, bud. The name's Boo-Boo Bear. | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
2248 | Yep. And bears do many other things in the woods too Mr. Smarty Pants. | 1.2299 | 0.04823 | 87 | 68 | 18 | 1 |
2249 | May I hold that flashlight for you,sir? | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2250 | Trust me. I’m an experienced and predictable motor repair grizzly. | 1.2299 | 0.04823 | 87 | 68 | 18 | 1 |
2251 | How ironic; you had the presence of mind to affix the Siena Club’s bumper sticker, but nonetheless neglected to but gas in the car. | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
2252 | Could you help me with a jump? | 1.2295 | 0.03996 | 122 | 95 | 26 | 1 |
2253 | Damn my overactive imagination. | 1.2294 | 0.04349 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
2254 | So would now be a bad time to ask you for help with my flux capacitor thingy? | 1.2294 | 0.04250 | 109 | 85 | 23 | 1 |
2255 | HELLO, MY PRETTY! | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2256 | I already set the table. What’s for dinner? | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2257 | It had better start. I eat losers. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2258 | But I checked the red wire already!" | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2259 | You must have had beans for breakfast. I knew you were there 10 minutes ago. | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2260 | I bet you're sorry you didn't pay attention to that check engine light now !! | 1.2292 | 0.04559 | 96 | 75 | 20 | 1 |
2261 | Honey in the gas tank? How can that be? | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2262 | That AAA guy was delicious | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2263 | Is it even worth asking if you have any jumper cables? | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2264 | I assume you're not from AAA? | 1.2292 | 0.04312 | 96 | 74 | 22 | 0 |
2265 | I'll eat you before AAA arrives. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2266 | Looks like tonight's dinner menu is fixed. | 1.2292 | 0.04559 | 96 | 75 | 20 | 1 |
2267 | I told you that would flood the engine. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2268 | You’re doing it wrong, you know. | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2269 | Bed and breakfast? I was just thinking the same thing. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2270 | It was at that moment he realized he should have taken the call on his car's expired warranty. | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2271 | My mechanic will be here soon,but thanks! | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2272 | So the sign that said Bear Left, meant that literally? | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2273 | You wouldn't happen to have a wrench would you? | 1.2288 | 0.04876 | 118 | 97 | 15 | 6 |
2274 | Looks like you're in a jam. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2275 | A little help here, please?! | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
2276 | You say your brother is a mechanic and is starving for work? | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
2277 | That was you outside our cabin last night, wasn't it? Park Ranger warned us the bears were getting smarter in this area. | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
2278 | Finally! Someone who definitely hasn’t heard about Bitcoin! | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
2279 | Stalled car, lonely road, full moon..........Yep, this checks all the boxes. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
2280 | Can you jump me. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
2281 | Will you jump me? | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
2282 | Don't just sit there staring, hand me a wrench! | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
2283 | We'll be back on the road soon. Just bear with me. | 1.2283 | 0.05804 | 92 | 77 | 9 | 6 |
2284 | You should have stayed in your lane. | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
2285 | If you're looking for a ride, maybe you could come back later? | 1.2283 | 0.05595 | 92 | 76 | 11 | 5 |
2286 | They never got me for assault and battery. | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
2287 | Speaking of empty tanks… | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
2288 | Ah! Grab and go is here! | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
2289 | All I fear is fear itself. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
2290 | Seriously, why do you think they are called bearings? | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
2291 | I’ll let you use my jumper cables for some honey! | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2292 | Need help with that? I'm pretty good with my claws. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2293 | So you weren't shouting "grisly." | 1.2278 | 0.05961 | 79 | 65 | 10 | 4 |
2294 | This is gonna cost me an arm and a leg | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2295 | I’m a monster mechanic, but I charge an arm and a leg! | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2296 | Are you a Republican? I find them to be a little gamey. | 1.2277 | 0.05428 | 101 | 84 | 11 | 6 |
2297 | If I eat you, you won't have to think about it. | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2298 | Your Uber Eats is here | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2299 | Maybe it just decided to go into hibernation. | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2300 | Is that a Turbo 3.5L V6 with dual injectors? | 1.2277 | 0.05243 | 101 | 83 | 13 | 5 |
2301 | That looks appetizing. What is it? | 1.2276 | 0.04734 | 123 | 101 | 16 | 6 |
2302 | Remember that warranty call. .. Ha Ha ! | 1.2273 | 0.04945 | 110 | 90 | 15 | 5 |
2303 | So, about that Tiger in the tank.. | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
2304 | Morty, are you on another juice fast? | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2305 | Nice little car you got there. We wouldn’t want to see a rock to fall on it … | 1.2273 | 0.05766 | 88 | 73 | 10 | 5 |
2306 | well if I s*** here I must eat here too | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2307 | Well how would you like it if I watched you forage for food? | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
2308 | I think I can help with that. | 1.2273 | 0.04410 | 110 | 87 | 21 | 2 |
2309 | Do I smell trouble bruin? | 1.2273 | 0.05535 | 88 | 72 | 12 | 4 |
2310 | Remember all those times you called me "Silly old bear"? | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2311 | Let me fix this to prove a point to my wife and then you can eat me. | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2312 | I'm working as fast as I can! Chill. | 1.2269 | 0.03947 | 119 | 95 | 22 | 2 |
2313 | I can't bear it anymore. You don't know anything about cars. | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2314 | Maybe he can get me to run. | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2315 | Thanks, but the bearings look fine... | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2316 | Hey, hey, hey... What do we have here? A pic-a-nic basket? | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2317 | Hey, buddy...call Triple A to help...I'm kinda hungry | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2318 | When you’re a member of AAArghhhh! | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2319 | U-bear Eats? How convenient! | 1.2268 | 0.05582 | 97 | 81 | 10 | 6 |
2320 | Last offer: my salmon skin hand roll for your 7/32 socket wrench. | 1.2267 | 0.05874 | 75 | 61 | 11 | 3 |
2321 | Try not to get grease on yourself! | 1.2267 | 0.06173 | 75 | 62 | 9 | 4 |
2322 | Unlike you, it's out of gas! | 1.2267 | 0.04867 | 75 | 58 | 17 | 0 |
2323 | Today is your lucky day. I will give you three seconds head start . | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
2324 | Does it look like I have room for one more? | 1.2267 | 0.05874 | 75 | 61 | 11 | 3 |
2325 | Welcome to a Dark and Stormy Night Park | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
2326 | Bear with me while I fix this car. | 1.2266 | 0.04182 | 128 | 102 | 23 | 3 |
2327 | Didn't anyone tell you that eating after 7pm isn't good for your metabolism? | 1.2264 | 0.04886 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
2328 | Just remember that first impressions can be deceiving! | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
2329 | Nice Honda Civic! My man! | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
2330 | Oooh, look a giant Pez dispenser! | 1.2264 | 0.04886 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
2331 | If you need a toe I may have one in my den. | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
2332 | Guess you'll have to grin and bear it. | 1.2264 | 0.04503 | 106 | 84 | 20 | 2 |
2333 | Think of our pending transaction as you doing your part to maintain a healthy ecosystem. | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2334 | CarShield cars go farther! | 1.2262 | 0.04895 | 84 | 66 | 17 | 1 |
2335 | I knew I should've renewed my AAA membership. | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2336 | My name is Teddy. Want to come to the picnic? | 1.2262 | 0.05952 | 84 | 70 | 9 | 5 |
2337 | I could fix that with my bear hands | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
2338 | My tummy also grumbles when i run out of fuel. | 1.2262 | 0.04895 | 84 | 66 | 17 | 1 |
2339 | Triple A can't save you here. | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
2340 | My guess is that your problem will be with the car-bear-ator | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2341 | Maybe you can spare a large bowl of porridge? | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2342 | Time to grin and bear it. | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2343 | I'm waiting 'til you get a bit saltier. | 1.2262 | 0.05952 | 84 | 70 | 9 | 5 |
2344 | You are about to find out if a bear fixes in the woods. | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
2345 | It might be the car-BEAR-ator… just kidding, I’m going to maul you now. | 1.2261 | 0.04464 | 115 | 92 | 20 | 3 |
2346 | So, do you stop here often? | 1.2261 | 0.04631 | 115 | 93 | 18 | 4 |
2347 | Honey, I know you're hungry but get back in the car! | 1.2261 | 0.04631 | 115 | 93 | 18 | 4 |
2348 | I'm not salivating over you...I'm more interested in that sweet, unreasonably valuable used car. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2349 | I’m too grizzly to eat. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2350 | You want to buy some chips? | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2351 | My, what a lovely rump roast you have. | 1.2258 | 0.05947 | 93 | 79 | 7 | 7 |
2352 | Sweet ride. But don't bother. You won't be needing it. | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
2353 | I could fix your car if you would give my wife and me a ride in to town….we can sit in the back seat | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2354 | Do you happen to have jumper cables? | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2355 | Bet you're thinking how you'd like to tear that mechanic limb from limb. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2356 | No, No, please keep going, I always like to wait for when the key is in the ignition. Oooh, the crank and grind with the sense of hope... will it start will it not? Oh, it gives me such joy, so please... keep going... I'm not even here. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2357 | Why yes, I am your worst nightmare | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2358 | Wana eat? | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2359 | And, yes I can drive a standard shift | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2360 | Someone's been driving my car. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2361 | You may not be Door Dash but you'll do. | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2362 | You seem like you'd go well with a nice Chianti. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2363 | I provide the service as stated in the breakdown claws in your rental agreement. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2364 | If you push, I'll steer. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2365 | A little help here? | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2366 | My oh my! This must be the delicacy they call ‘canned food’! | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2367 | Just wipe the dipstick on your shirt. I don't mind a greasy meal. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
2368 | Do you have a chew revivor, I mean screw driver, that I could borrow? | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
2369 | I didn’t realize staffing was this short at triple A. | 1.2252 | 0.05069 | 111 | 92 | 13 | 6 |
2370 | Thanks, God. I asked for a jump start, not a jump scare. | 1.2252 | 0.04183 | 111 | 87 | 23 | 1 |
2371 | It could be worse! | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
2372 | Oh, Shit! | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2373 | So, you ignored those Ogre Crossing signs...? | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2374 | Have a snickers. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2375 | Why are you hiding behind that rock, ol' boy? | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2376 | Damn that Global Warming! | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2377 | I'm no expert, but believe me when I say that a cracked engine block is the least of your problems. | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2378 | I frankly resent the allegation that I concocted this to get out of going to your parents’ anniversary dinner. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2379 | Dave prided himself on his automotive skills. His survivor skills... not so much." | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2380 | "Oh Lord, what fresh hell is this?! | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
2381 | As a matter of fact, 'Goldilocks' IS my niece. I'm just on my way to pick her up...one more tweak and I'll be on my way..and outta your hair!" | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
2382 | Correct! Hungry as a bear! | 1.2247 | 0.05478 | 89 | 73 | 12 | 4 |
2383 | ‘Fee fi fo fum. Tasty and auto dumb’ | 1.2247 | 0.04728 | 89 | 70 | 18 | 1 |
2384 | You drove all this way to help me with my diet? | 1.2247 | 0.05707 | 89 | 74 | 10 | 5 |
2385 | I know exactly where to hit the tappets with this rock | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
2386 | Yeah sure the radiator is fine. I’m omnivorous, remember? | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
2387 | It's me, isn't it? I'm the roadkill? | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
2388 | You were right—it's the fuel pump. | 1.2247 | 0.05926 | 89 | 75 | 8 | 6 |
2389 | I said I’ll fix it! You don’t have to be such a beast about it. | 1.2247 | 0.04728 | 89 | 70 | 18 | 1 |
2390 | Don't worry, I don't eat raw meat. | 1.2245 | 0.05335 | 98 | 81 | 12 | 5 |
2391 | If you're hungry, I've got snacks in the trunk. | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2392 | Back at the circus we put me and ten clowns in one of those | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2393 | Next time I’m driving. | 1.2245 | 0.04478 | 98 | 77 | 20 | 1 |
2394 | No, I don't happen to have a wrench on me, but I do have a toothpick. | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2395 | Well,this is a bit more complicated. | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
2396 | Whelp,this is definitely a rock in a hard place | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2397 | I would check the spark plugs! | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
2398 | Two things. First, sorry about your breakdown. Second, welcome to your worst nightmare. | 1.2245 | 0.05335 | 98 | 81 | 12 | 5 |
2399 | Wanna trade your life for that box of doughnuts in the back seat? | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2400 | Dude you need to buy an EV! | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
2401 | Honey will you help me fix it? | 1.2243 | 0.05363 | 107 | 90 | 10 | 7 |
2402 | We have a funny saying around these woods, “Sometimes you eat the car, sometimes the car eats you.” | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
2403 | idk | 1.2239 | 0.05131 | 67 | 52 | 15 | 0 |
2404 | Can I get a lift when you're done? | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2405 | After you’re done fixing your car, come to my cave—I’d love to have you for lunch. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2406 | Why are you even pretending to look under there? | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
2407 | You need a 13 millimeter open end, huh? Sorry, all I have is a 1/2 inch. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
2408 | No Kimchi? | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
2409 | Do you have grey poupon in the trunk? I really like grey poupon on my meat. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
2410 | I'll give you my claw hammer. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
2411 | Yes, that’s it, warm up the grille. | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
2412 | Don’t jump me, jump the car. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2413 | Oh good! It’s been so long since I’ve had drive-thru! | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2414 | Welcome to Dead Man's Road, in the Black Forest, by the River of No Return. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2415 | So, first she eats our porridge... | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2416 | Don’t worry. You won’t need that….. I’m hungry..,,,, | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2417 | It’s just the nature of the beast. | 1.2234 | 0.05486 | 94 | 78 | 11 | 5 |
2418 | ‘’Just when I finally got the extended warranty” | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2419 | I'll tell your friend Smoky what good taste you had. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2420 | O.K. I get it! You're a Chevy kind of guy!! | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2421 | You wouldn't happen to have a screwdriver, would you? | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2422 | No, it’s supposed to purr. | 1.2233 | 0.04562 | 103 | 82 | 19 | 2 |
2423 | I'll trade you a carburetor for your wife. | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
2424 | Welp, given this turn of events, I guess I should've had that extra piece of chocolate pie for dessert... | 1.2233 | 0.04562 | 103 | 82 | 19 | 2 |
2425 | You look like you could use an U-bear. | 1.2233 | 0.05150 | 103 | 85 | 13 | 5 |
2426 | Smile! Papa Bear said we all have to be ready for days like this. | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
2427 | Can’t sleep either, eh? | 1.2233 | 0.05150 | 103 | 85 | 13 | 5 |
2428 | Warranties? I don't need no stinkin' warranties... | 1.2233 | 0.05150 | 103 | 85 | 13 | 5 |
2429 | Oh, don't worry about me. I'm apparently just a government hoax. | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
2430 | If you call someone from AAA, you only have to outrun them. | 1.2232 | 0.04865 | 112 | 92 | 15 | 5 |
2431 | Boston Butt! | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
2432 | Sam realized the lox bagel in his pocket had been a bad idea. Joel Bartow, Parkland, FL | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
2433 | I’m the only AAA-certified mechanic in the Enchanted Wood. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2434 | Dinner's served! | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
2435 | Okay, deep breath. Bear with me. Check the bearings. | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
2436 | You know anything about carburetors? | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
2437 | Mind if I check your catalytic converter? | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
2438 | I don’t think it’s the fuel injectors either. | 1.2222 | 0.05827 | 81 | 67 | 10 | 4 |
2439 | We’re not supposed to feed you. | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
2440 | So cool,my first hybrid. | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
2441 | You wouldn't happen to have a socket wrench on you, would you? | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
2442 | Don't worry--I'm just a cartoon animal. | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
2443 | I love that I can get food delivered even out here. | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
2444 | You're probably wondering what's wrong with your car. Like why did it break down, here in the woods, right by my house, on the day I awoke from hibernation hungry? Let me know if you need a hand. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2445 | I'm no expert but I'm thinking your alternator may be shot. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2446 | You got a hex head? | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2447 | Are you sure the AAA sent you to help me get my cars started? | 1.2222 | 0.05865 | 90 | 76 | 8 | 6 |
2448 | Well, well…there sits my reminder to grin and bear it. | 1.2222 | 0.04027 | 135 | 108 | 24 | 3 |
2449 | Wow. The first day after hibernation really sucks! | 1.2222 | 0.04438 | 99 | 78 | 20 | 1 |
2450 | Suddenly the engine knock wasn't important. | 1.2222 | 0.05827 | 81 | 67 | 10 | 4 |
2451 | Couldn't help but notice your Hazard lights ... How unfortunate | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2452 | Thanks for your help. I just brought the bare necessities…. | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2453 | I wonder if Triple A covers this. | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
2454 | When did you last check the oil? | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
2455 | You, called an Uber?” “Yes I did, you must be dinner I MEAN brought dinner! | 1.2222 | 0.05827 | 81 | 67 | 10 | 4 |
2456 | I’d close the hood, take a nap, and deal with it in the spring. | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
2457 | You’re coming off as overbearing again! | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
2458 | Full Moon AAA" to the rescue | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2459 | You’ll trade your catalytic converter for a bowl of porridge? | 1.2212 | 0.04486 | 113 | 91 | 19 | 3 |
2460 | When you drove up, it sounded like your fan belt was loose, at least, that was the problem of the last driver I ate. | 1.2212 | 0.05142 | 113 | 95 | 11 | 7 |
2461 | Any experience fixing these things? | 1.2212 | 0.05105 | 104 | 86 | 13 | 5 |
2462 | Need help with you carbearateer? | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
2463 | Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior? | 1.2212 | 0.04918 | 104 | 85 | 15 | 4 |
2464 | This doesn’t look good, bear with me. | 1.2212 | 0.04918 | 104 | 85 | 15 | 4 |
2465 | Bear with me for a moment. I won’t be long . . . for this world. | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
2466 | Ya want to help? Toss me a wrench. | 1.2211 | 0.04775 | 95 | 76 | 17 | 2 |
2467 | The Stutz Bearcat is a classic! | 1.2211 | 0.04534 | 95 | 75 | 19 | 1 |
2468 | OK, just grin and bear it. | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
2469 | Yeah,that's what that other guy did | 1.2211 | 0.04775 | 95 | 76 | 17 | 2 |
2470 | The agreement was I bring her and you eat her. There’s no extra pound of flesh owed on account of your opinion that she was “bony.” | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
2471 | Keep at it. I like salt with my meals. | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
2472 | Let me just finish here and I’ll give you a ride back to town or the campground, if you prefer. | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
2473 | Wishing you had listened when they said switch to public transport, huh? | 1.2211 | 0.04775 | 95 | 76 | 17 | 2 |
2474 | My wife is in the car. She weighs 300 pounds. | 1.2211 | 0.04775 | 95 | 76 | 17 | 2 |
2475 | Should I let this Go? | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2476 | See what happens when you buy a japanese car? | 1.2211 | 0.04775 | 95 | 76 | 17 | 2 |
2477 | Your car won't start, the payments won't stop, and I'm hungry. | 1.2209 | 0.05585 | 86 | 71 | 11 | 4 |
2478 | You should have renewed your warranty when they called you | 1.2209 | 0.05072 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
2479 | Can I eat you? | 1.2209 | 0.05072 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
2480 | Cheer up. The worst is yet to come. | 1.2209 | 0.05072 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
2481 | Pardon me, would you happen to have any Grey Poupon? | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
2482 | Where the wild things stalled. | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
2483 | Need a hand? We don't get AAA out here. | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
2484 | I’m just working up a bit of an appetite! | 1.2209 | 0.05825 | 86 | 72 | 9 | 5 |
2485 | If you're thinking of sneaking up on me here, think a glen. | 1.2209 | 0.05072 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
2486 | I prefer medium-rare, so please don't remote that radiator cap until the engine cools. | 1.2208 | 0.05104 | 77 | 61 | 15 | 1 |
2487 | What do you mean it’s the carburettor? | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
2488 | Son, I am going to tell you about the night I met your mother. | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
2489 | Good timing mister. I was looking for someone to play rock, paper scissors with me. | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
2490 | What a stroke of luck! I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. | 1.2206 | 0.05869 | 68 | 55 | 11 | 2 |
2491 | Worry not, I'm simply a large hedgehog | 1.2203 | 0.04362 | 118 | 95 | 20 | 3 |
2492 | Run back to the shop and get me a 9 mm socket | 1.2203 | 0.04362 | 118 | 95 | 20 | 3 |
2493 | I love when you do carburetor cooking. | 1.2202 | 0.04393 | 109 | 87 | 20 | 2 |
2494 | You called Ubear? | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
2495 | Say, you want a ride to Yellowstone? | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
2496 | Go ahead and throw the rock on it. We’ll claim act of nature. | 1.2202 | 0.04393 | 109 | 87 | 20 | 2 |
2497 | Why don't you try a little bear spray on the on the spark plugs. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2498 | Oh Please,There’s No Time For Rock, Paper, Scissors! | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2499 | I've got something you could add to the oil tank. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2500 | So, are you going to sit there and growl or help with the carburetor?” | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2501 | I need a socket wrench, not a rock | 1.2200 | 0.04399 | 100 | 79 | 20 | 1 |
2502 | You worry about your car ... but I worry about my last meal before hibernation. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2503 | Not the best time for your horn to get stuck. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2504 | Not to worry 'bout gettin' you car started fella, I got your back! | 1.2200 | 0.05427 | 100 | 84 | 10 | 6 |
2505 | You should have gotten the Toyota! | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2506 | Are you my Uber? | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2507 | Do you want me to have a look at it? | 1.2198 | 0.04636 | 91 | 72 | 18 | 1 |
2508 | Can I get you anything? Hammer? Wrench? Barbecue Sauce? | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2509 | Do I know anything about cars? Why sure, I'm CARnivorous! | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
2510 | When you said the full moon made you wild, I thought you meant metaphorically. | 1.2198 | 0.05806 | 91 | 77 | 8 | 6 |
2511 | Or perhaps it’s the car-bear-ate-him! | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
2512 | “Control yourself, Wolf. This is only a car hood, and it’s not even red!” | 1.2198 | 0.04636 | 91 | 72 | 18 | 1 |
2513 | May I assist you in locating your midnight snack? | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2514 | Honey, this will just take a few minutes to fix. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2515 | Care to lend a claw? | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2516 | Made you look! | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
2517 | 1 catalytic converter, for a magic rock? If you say so mister! | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2518 | Oh GREAT! Now I'm really going to be late! | 1.2195 | 0.05762 | 82 | 68 | 10 | 4 |
2519 | You aren’t helping | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
2520 | If you like that crack, you’ll love my full moon. | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2521 | I said "carburator," not car bear eater. | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
2522 | Any second thoughts about tax dollars for public transportation? | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2523 | Are you good with your paws? | 1.2193 | 0.04787 | 114 | 94 | 15 | 5 |
2524 | So THAT'S what "drive up dinner" means! | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
2525 | You just gave me a jump, but not the kind I was hoping for. | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
2526 | Did you call roadside assistance? | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
2527 | Look for the bear necessities, the simple bear necessities. Forget about your worries and your strife. Yeah sure! | 1.2190 | 0.04876 | 105 | 86 | 15 | 4 |
2528 | Well, I'm sorry, but I need to get home and take a shower first. | 1.2190 | 0.04876 | 105 | 86 | 15 | 4 |
2529 | Curbside Delivery | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
2530 | ‘Drive Uber’, they said. | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
2531 | Love that scent,your cologne, can’t recall the chic name…”PREY,” perhaps. | 1.2190 | 0.05238 | 105 | 88 | 11 | 6 |
2532 | It’s the fan belt. But I wouldn’t worry too much about it if I were you. | 1.2188 | 0.04241 | 96 | 75 | 21 | 0 |
2533 | When I learned bears eat bugs, I didn’t think they meant beetles! | 1.2188 | 0.04492 | 96 | 76 | 19 | 1 |
2534 | Do you need a jump? | 1.2188 | 0.04492 | 96 | 76 | 19 | 1 |
2535 | Trouble making it upstream? | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2536 | Got a screwdriver? | 1.2188 | 0.04492 | 96 | 76 | 19 | 1 |
2537 | For the last time, it's not clogged with honey. | 1.2188 | 0.04241 | 96 | 75 | 21 | 0 |
2538 | Need somewhere to wipe your hands? | 1.2188 | 0.04730 | 96 | 77 | 17 | 2 |
2539 | AAA? You should have called the NRA! | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2540 | I’m starting to wonder if this is really his car. | 1.2188 | 0.05665 | 64 | 51 | 12 | 1 |
2541 | When you're done, can I get a ride into town? | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
2542 | I meant fuel line not food line. | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
2543 | Call AAA. They're delicious. | 1.2184 | 0.05763 | 87 | 73 | 9 | 5 |
2544 | Trying to slip out of Mariupol, eh? | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
2545 | Got any apples? | 1.2184 | 0.04746 | 87 | 69 | 17 | 1 |
2546 | Is it possible you know something about bearings? | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
2547 | We've been trying to reach you about your car's warranty | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
2548 | You wouldn't by any chance be interested in holding a flashlight? | 1.2182 | 0.04357 | 110 | 88 | 20 | 2 |
2549 | I can help you get your "bearings"? | 1.2182 | 0.04357 | 110 | 88 | 20 | 2 |
2550 | My horoscope said that today I needed to grab every opportunity to enjoy people at cookware venues. | 1.2182 | 0.04357 | 110 | 88 | 20 | 2 |
2551 | May I see your Triple-A card, please? | 1.2182 | 0.04898 | 110 | 91 | 14 | 5 |
2552 | Bear with me, it will only be a few more minutes. | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
2553 | Yes, I have good taste. Why do you ask? | 1.2179 | 0.04705 | 78 | 61 | 17 | 0 |
2554 | When the is car fixed I would really like you as a snack, oops go for a snack | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2555 | you don't have triple-A do you? | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2556 | “0h, believe me. The car is the least of your troubles.” | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2557 | I know, I know. You need a broke-down car like I need a giant rock on my balls. | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
2558 | Get it? Your wheel BEAR-ings are making the noise. | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
2559 | It’s a “Fix-It-Yourselfer”. My favorite! | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
2560 | I picked the right day to wear my Butkus jersey. | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
2561 | Gggrease your bearings? | 1.2178 | 0.04246 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2562 | Glen frowned at the bear. Something about this call-out didn't add up. It was almost as if she'd bitten through the fuel line on purpose... | 1.2178 | 0.04996 | 101 | 83 | 14 | 4 |
2563 | Now can I interest you in that Extended Warranty? | 1.2178 | 0.05190 | 101 | 84 | 12 | 5 |
2564 | You couldn't have mentioned that funny noise 50 miles ago? | 1.2178 | 0.04996 | 101 | 83 | 14 | 4 |
2565 | One last spark plug before dinner" | 1.2178 | 0.04996 | 101 | 83 | 14 | 4 |
2566 | Do you have a wrench? | 1.2178 | 0.04996 | 101 | 83 | 14 | 4 |
2567 | Oh. I thought I heard the engine growl. | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2568 | Let me help you get out of here! It's getting late and I'm hungry. | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2569 | Oh good. I've nearly finished this Fiat 500. | 1.2174 | 0.05792 | 69 | 56 | 11 | 2 |
2570 | Would it be ironic if tell you to bear down? | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2571 | While I mail you and rip you to shreds we can conduct cease fire talks in earnest. Trust me, we’re brothers and cousins. | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2572 | I told you to stay in the car! | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2573 | What do you thinks so funny? | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2574 | On second thought maybe it wasn't such a lucky break that there was a full moon out. | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
2575 | I think it's your car-bear-ator, get it? | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2576 | It's got to be the carburetor, Man. | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
2577 | 'Surely your mother taught you never to approach strangers that stop their car by the side of the road.' | 1.2174 | 0.04907 | 115 | 96 | 13 | 6 |
2578 | Now is when things go from bad to worse." | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
2579 | You're gonna need a torque wrench to fix that, fella...wanna borrow mine? | 1.2171 | 0.04112 | 129 | 104 | 22 | 3 |
2580 | Need some help? | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2581 | You must be the car bearater. | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
2582 | Now you're making me angry. You don't know how to replace a simple sparkplug? | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
2583 | I'm calling about your car's extended warranty | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
2584 | Good looking chassis! | 1.2170 | 0.04345 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
2585 | ‘I—like big butts and I cannot lie." | 1.2169 | 0.05156 | 83 | 67 | 14 | 2 |
2586 | Thanks, I think I’ve got it. | 1.2169 | 0.05698 | 83 | 69 | 10 | 4 |
2587 | Well, well, well — it appears that one of your spark plugs has been removed. | 1.2169 | 0.05156 | 83 | 67 | 14 | 2 |
2588 | Sorry, but this won't be covered on your extended warranty. | 1.2167 | 0.04457 | 120 | 98 | 18 | 4 |
2589 | If you need help, I've got a cell phone and my triple A card back in my cave." | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2590 | Fee, fi, fo fum.... | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2591 | If only you hadn’t cheaped out on the undercoating! | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2592 | Try tightening the fan belt. | 1.2165 | 0.04203 | 97 | 76 | 21 | 0 |
2593 | And all the while, I thought there was a tiger in my tank. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2594 | See what your problem is yet? | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2595 | We've gotta stop meeting like this. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2596 | Looks Yummy | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2597 | Quit staring and hand me that wrench. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2598 | Good thing that bear has that giant meatball. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2599 | That guy trying to sell bear bells must be a scammer. | 1.2162 | 0.04508 | 111 | 90 | 18 | 3 |
2600 | No, I told you it's not the car-bear-ator. | 1.2162 | 0.06166 | 74 | 62 | 8 | 4 |
2601 | It looks like you will need a replacement valve. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2602 | You know, the irony of driving fifty miles to see creatures that don’t have to deal with gas prices and then having this happen is starting to get to me. | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2603 | Wrench? | 1.2159 | 0.04411 | 88 | 69 | 19 | 0 |
2604 | “ Can you bear with me, I’m almost finished ?” | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2605 | It's got 484 horses? Mmm. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2606 | Snickers honey? | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2607 | Yeah...like Dylan, I guess I should've gone electric sooner. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2608 | Maybe it's the fan belt. | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
2609 | Like to come to my House for the night? | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2610 | May I help you before I eat you? | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2611 | Try not to get grease on you. It spoils the flavor. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2612 | I assume you’re my Door Dash meal. | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2613 | Oh, bother! | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2614 | And you know these things come in threes! | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2615 | The breakdown company told me to tell you that they can’t make it.” | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
2616 | Would you mind holding the torch? This is going to be a two-hand job. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2617 | No, I don’t have a screwdriver. Would a fork and knife help? | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2618 | You’ve certainly solved the stuck-out- here-all-alone-in-nowhere issue. | 1.2157 | 0.04951 | 102 | 84 | 14 | 4 |
2619 | Would you hold the red wire to the battery? | 1.2157 | 0.04951 | 102 | 84 | 14 | 4 |
2620 | The bear necessities of life out of it's shell | 1.2157 | 0.04751 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
2621 | Chuga. Chuga. Chuga. That’s what it supposed to souls like. | 1.2157 | 0.04751 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
2622 | Know anything about mechanical repair, or just the bear essentials? | 1.2155 | 0.04382 | 116 | 94 | 19 | 3 |
2623 | Well, the good news is that you now know why it's never a good idea to ignore the "check engine" light.... | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
2624 | I do love the taste of Edsel owners. | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
2625 | Don't worry, I never snack after 8 p.m. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2626 | You're not half as scary as the price of gas. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2627 | Can you hold this flashlight while I start...running? | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2628 | I’ve got that itch on my back again. Harder this time. | 1.2152 | 0.04653 | 79 | 62 | 17 | 0 |
2629 | What's so funny? Of course, I know how to change a flat tire. | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
2630 | Oh, I only eat small animals…’course to me, that’s you. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2631 | From the grin on his mother-in-law's face, he knew she would never let him forget this moment. | 1.2151 | 0.04548 | 93 | 74 | 18 | 1 |
2632 | You should have answered my calls about an extended warranty. | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2633 | Perhaps it is time to bulk up on some leafy greens. | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2634 | Honey in your gas tank? | 1.2151 | 0.04548 | 93 | 74 | 18 | 1 |
2635 | Why on earth would you think this is a nightmare? | 1.2151 | 0.05892 | 93 | 80 | 6 | 7 |
2636 | It’s totally the carburetor, man. I got a spare in my den. Let’s go get it. | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
2637 | It looks like you have a problem. Maybe I can help. | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2638 | Oh man, -'Cars', am I right? | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2639 | You shouldn't bother fixing that thing. I'm probably going to eat you before you get it going again." | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2640 | Unfunny,Somewhat Funny,or Funny? | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2641 | Is that a Supercharged V8? I love the growl! | 1.2151 | 0.04548 | 93 | 74 | 18 | 1 |
2642 | I can get you out of here, but it’ll cost you an arm and a leg. | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2643 | I’m a bear when I get woken up by engine revving | 1.2150 | 0.04410 | 107 | 86 | 19 | 2 |
2644 | Would you like a start? | 1.2150 | 0.04410 | 107 | 86 | 19 | 2 |
2645 | Is it the carBEARator ? I’m not a mechanic but I’ll have a look. | 1.2150 | 0.04605 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
2646 | I can’t remember the last time I saw anyone out of their shell. | 1.2150 | 0.04605 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
2647 | There be honey in da oil hole? Me know nothing about dat! | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2648 | And they say bears aren't lucky ... | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
2649 | Sorry, I only repair transmissions. | 1.2143 | 0.04288 | 112 | 90 | 20 | 2 |
2650 | I'm not here for you, just the catalytic converter. | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
2651 | Welcome to the Den I Zen! | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
2652 | The banjo music Joe's been hearing gets faster | 1.2143 | 0.04412 | 98 | 78 | 19 | 1 |
2653 | I hope it's not too late to fake dying. | 1.2143 | 0.04812 | 84 | 67 | 16 | 1 |
2654 | My, what big hands you have. Too bad they lack opposable thumbs. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2655 | Hey Boo-Boo, we've got a large pic-a-nic basket here. | 1.2143 | 0.04648 | 112 | 92 | 16 | 4 |
2656 | No, the growl I was hearing was less nasally. | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
2657 | AAA will be too late for you. | 1.2143 | 0.04412 | 98 | 78 | 19 | 1 |
2658 | Can you call AAA, I like to have a two course meal today” | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2659 | You are really messing it up. Just connect wire 1 to plug 1, 2 to 2 and so on. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2660 | I must have misdialed. I didn't think I called for roar-side assistance. | 1.2143 | 0.05375 | 84 | 69 | 12 | 3 |
2661 | Bet you wish you went for the extended warranty. | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
2662 | Save some of that appetizing morsel for me. | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
2663 | You know you could really help me out if you would just hold this flashlight | 1.2143 | 0.04812 | 84 | 67 | 16 | 1 |
2664 | I don't know anything about cars, but I can put a wrench in things. | 1.2137 | 0.04175 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
2665 | Trade? | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
2666 | I'm your worst nightmare. | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2667 | You know I'd love to see you do any better. You get two opposable thumbs down as far as copilots go. | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2668 | You're from Hell, you must know about serpentine belts.... | 1.2135 | 0.05412 | 89 | 74 | 11 | 4 |
2669 | About right now you are probably wishing you had not let your roadside assist plan lapse, right? | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
2670 | Oh, good. I need you to hold my flashlight for a sec. | 1.2135 | 0.04787 | 89 | 74 | 12 | 3 |
2671 | The road hazards I created up the hill really worked. | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
2672 | Ah, rump roast on an overheated engine! | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
2673 | Got any metric wrenches? | 1.2135 | 0.05643 | 89 | 75 | 9 | 5 |
2674 | VARROOOOOOOMMMSKI | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
2675 | You may need metric tools ... | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
2676 | "Did you know that bears can talk, but no witness has lived to tell anyone? | 1.2135 | 0.05643 | 89 | 75 | 9 | 5 |
2677 | I can make all your problems go away real fast. | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
2678 | It's not the engine, it's the end of the road | 1.2135 | 0.05643 | 89 | 75 | 9 | 5 |
2679 | Just my luck, a bear that only works on American built cars | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
2680 | Just deploying at our border. Am I going to attack? Nyet." | 1.2133 | 0.05127 | 75 | 60 | 14 | 1 |
2681 | Wow! That Uber eats delivery was fast! | 1.2133 | 0.06090 | 75 | 63 | 8 | 4 |
2682 | Do you want an estimate? | 1.2130 | 0.04567 | 108 | 88 | 17 | 3 |
2683 | Just wait a minute and I'll give you a lift. | 1.2130 | 0.04373 | 108 | 87 | 19 | 2 |
2684 | I hear you finally want to talk about that extended car warranty. | 1.2130 | 0.04171 | 108 | 86 | 21 | 1 |
2685 | Roadside assistance was only $4 a month more. | 1.2130 | 0.04567 | 108 | 88 | 17 | 3 |
2686 | Did you save a lot on those running shoes too? | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2687 | Did you call for an U-bear ride? | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2688 | Which one is the timing belt? | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2689 | -you're right, they don't make'em like they used to. I ate a Prius last week, tasted awful. | 1.2128 | 0.04505 | 94 | 75 | 18 | 1 |
2690 | Excuse me, could you call AAA? | 1.2128 | 0.05427 | 94 | 79 | 10 | 5 |
2691 | You sure? We also do car repair in the woods. | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2692 | Time’s a-wasting… | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2693 | Oh, Hi Charlie, glad you showed up I need help here | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2694 | You really make me smile! | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2695 | Well if you’re going to stand there, you might as well help. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2696 | Now who's laughing about all those extended warranty offers? | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2697 | It’s a bear of a problem all right. | 1.2125 | 0.05817 | 80 | 67 | 9 | 4 |
2698 | I think you’d make a tasty panini. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2699 | No, I'm not going to Grandma's house. But if you could hold the flashlight, I can fix this in a jiffy. | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2700 | It's the spark plugs. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2701 | Hey bud, do you habe a moment to talk about our Lord, Jesus? | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2702 | can I help wih anything? | 1.2125 | 0.04934 | 80 | 64 | 15 | 1 |
2703 | I have a great den if you want to spend the night… | 1.2125 | 0.05817 | 80 | 67 | 9 | 4 |
2704 | Agents Winnie, Yogi and Boo Boo front our disinformation team. | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2705 | It’s bad enough that you are going to eat me but stop laughing at my mechanical skills . | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2706 | Would you hold the light? | 1.2124 | 0.04436 | 113 | 92 | 18 | 3 |
2707 | Do you really want this car to remain here, polluting your home? | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2708 | Bear with me for a moment. Gotta a monkey wrench? | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2709 | Could you hold the torch please? | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2710 | Ahhh, dinner and a movie. | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2711 | You come here often? | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2712 | Well, I guess would depend on how you define ‘A jump?’ | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2713 | Yes, you can hold the flash light. | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2714 | Red is your color. | 1.2121 | 0.04253 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
2715 | Please bear with me for a minute. | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2716 | Uh..I’m fresh out of picnic baskets. | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2717 | Bear with me, I'm almost done | 1.2121 | 0.04372 | 99 | 79 | 19 | 1 |
2718 | Now really isn't the time for hide and go seek. Now pass me that wrench. | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2719 | You should have bought an electric car. | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2720 | The price of a transmission flush isn't looking so bad now, is it? | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
2721 | Keep going. I can wait until it's fixed. | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
2722 | Don't worry. Appearances can be deceptive. | 1.2118 | 0.04762 | 85 | 68 | 16 | 1 |
2723 | The better to eat you with my dear! | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
2724 | Gosh, out of fuel? Me, too. | 1.2118 | 0.04762 | 85 | 68 | 16 | 1 |
2725 | I just want your catalytic converter. | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
2726 | Honey it's just the moon. I won't eat you, just keep working util the next repair guy arrives in another hour. | 1.2118 | 0.04762 | 85 | 68 | 16 | 1 |
2727 | You’d be more help, if you held the flashlight. | 1.2118 | 0.04762 | 85 | 68 | 16 | 1 |
2728 | Looks like food delivery is here | 1.2118 | 0.04762 | 85 | 68 | 16 | 1 |
2729 | All the better to fix your transmission. | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
2730 | Listen, and getting back to basics, did you happen to bring your track shoes? | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
2731 | Hold this flashlight steady, will ya? | 1.2114 | 0.04203 | 123 | 100 | 20 | 3 |
2732 | Lucky for me today is a Cheat Day | 1.2113 | 0.05275 | 71 | 57 | 13 | 1 |
2733 | I know I should’ve purchased the extended warranty. Wipe that stupid grin off your face. | 1.2113 | 0.06317 | 71 | 60 | 7 | 4 |
2734 | It figures, just when I need to run, I'm outa gas!!! | 1.2113 | 0.05990 | 71 | 59 | 9 | 3 |
2735 | You must know, I am expert in fixing cars. Let me and my rock take a quick look, shall we? | 1.2111 | 0.04605 | 90 | 72 | 17 | 1 |
2736 | I BET SOMEONE SAID DON'T GO EV,STAY WITH GAS | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2737 | I'll be with you in a minute. | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2738 | Maybe it's the car bear ater? | 1.2111 | 0.04605 | 90 | 72 | 17 | 1 |
2739 | Do you need my help? | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2740 | Hmmm, look at all my dinner options for this evening! | 1.2111 | 0.04605 | 90 | 72 | 17 | 1 |
2741 | It's Missouri your Honor. You deserve to get away, but my base wants me to take an arm or a leg. | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
2742 | Gosh! Is that the original 1957 six cylinder Chevy Sport Coupe? | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2743 | Excuse me, do you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.2111 | 0.04605 | 90 | 72 | 17 | 1 |
2744 | After five marriages, four car batteries dead, three jobs fired from, eighteen thousand job applications denied, and seventeen thousand whole sticks of butter eaten, you think you can really take me on? You have no idea who you're messing with. | 1.2111 | 0.05585 | 90 | 76 | 9 | 5 |
2745 | Man is man and woman is woman. I get that. But which one is ymmier? | 1.2111 | 0.05357 | 90 | 75 | 11 | 4 |
2746 | At least it’s not one of those new ones with all the crazy electronics. | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
2747 | The car is a red Toyotaand the hood is open but I'm not red riding hood so scram or I"ll call Virginia. | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2748 | Yes, the moonrise does raise my animal spirits, and we're out of bologna sandwiches. | 1.2111 | 0.04326 | 90 | 71 | 19 | 0 |
2749 | Have you got life insurance? | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
2750 | AAA doesn’t come out here anymore. | 1.2110 | 0.04337 | 109 | 88 | 19 | 2 |
2751 | I know your problem--you need a hug. | 1.2110 | 0.04337 | 109 | 88 | 19 | 2 |
2752 | Between this gasket and your bladder, we'll be lucky to make it to your sister's by tomorrow | 1.2110 | 0.04713 | 109 | 90 | 15 | 4 |
2753 | You wouldn’t happen to have any jumper cables would you? | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
2754 | No, I can't fix cars but I can have you for over for dinner if that would help! | 1.2105 | 0.06016 |