Contest #798


Cartoon

798

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Don’t worry, you'll be running in no time.”
  2. “That’s gonna cost you an arm and a leg.”
  3. “Good news, your car troubles are over.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-04-10T17:54:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-05-01T18:06:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-04-18T18:06:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued April 25 & May 2
Number of captions 4727
Number of responses 698173
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Sure, call Roadside Assistance. The more, the merrier. 1.8590 0.01719 2057 790 767 500
1 You’re gonna laugh—I actually had a mechanic for breakfast this morning. 1.8451 0.01362 3473 1429 1153 891
2 Don't worry, you'll be running in no time. 1.8236 0.01068 5567 2345 1859 1363
3 Good news, your car troubles are over. 1.8057 0.01076 5523 2426 1752 1345
4 Ahh, dinner and a V8. My favorite! 1.7973 0.01383 3370 1496 1061 813
5 I know what they say, but you really should have taken the road most travelled. 1.7925 0.02542 911 382 336 193
6 When he told you, 'bear right,' he wasn't giving you directions. 1.7901 0.01258 3987 1763 1298 926
7 How does it feel to be endangered? 1.7855 0.02788 811 361 263 187
8 Look what just arrived? Meal on Wheels! 1.7822 0.01653 2277 1010 753 514
9 Well hello, meals on wheels... 1.7769 0.01416 3080 1371 1025 684
10 You want to check for coolant leaks, make sure the electrical couplings are solid, and maybe leave a note for next of kin in the front windshield. 1.7752 0.01239 4013 1789 1337 887
11 You don't need a jump start. You need a head start. 1.7728 0.01174 4476 2005 1483 988
12 That's going to cost you an arm and a leg. Probably more. 1.7719 0.01936 1587 694 561 332
13 Fooled by that 'Bear Left' sign, were we? 1.7705 0.01814 1795 788 633 374
14 Let's see if we can get you up and running. 1.7688 0.01412 2945 1284 1058 603
15 I guess we both need to rethink our dinner plans. 1.7672 0.01259 3699 1617 1329 753
16 Don’t panic, I’m good. There was a tour bus here a few days ago. 1.7671 0.01305 3435 1497 1241 697
17 Oh, thank God! I was worried that growling noise was coming from my engine. 1.7664 0.01555 2410 1049 875 486
18 That's gonna cost you an arm and a leg. 1.7643 0.01285 3801 1747 1203 851
19 Bet I can get you running. 1.7639 0.01392 3062 1355 1075 632
20 Looks like your timing is off. 1.7597 0.01563 2422 1077 850 495
21 Well, well. If it isn’t Mr Don’t Feed The Bears, Kids. 1.7572 0.01473 2904 1353 903 648
22 Fred realizes a little too late that the noise is not, in fact, coming from the transmission. 1.7541 0.01228 4034 1845 1336 853
23 Tonight...Ubear Eats. 1.7528 0.01655 2326 1102 700 524
24 Ooh, a pop-up restaurant. 1.7525 0.01077 5310 2455 1714 1141
25 This repair is going to cost you an arm and a leg. 1.7523 0.01342 3355 1544 1103 708
26 I can’t call you a tow truck, but I can call you dinner.” 1.7492 0.01931 1547 691 554 302
27 Now this is what I call meals on wheels. 1.7461 0.01169 4490 2091 1448 951
28 I'm guessing my World Wildlife Fund membership doesn't matter? 1.7446 0.01982 1425 627 535 263
29 I think your real problem is the hibernator. 1.7442 0.01317 3639 1733 1104 802
30 Running on empty? What a coincidence! 1.7434 0.01474 2748 1263 927 558
31 Take your time. I just ate. 1.7429 0.01433 2680 1170 1029 481
32 Just then, the situation turned from bad to Grizzly. 1.7377 0.01291 3755 1797 1146 812
33 Thank God for meals on wheels. 1.7372 0.01818 1792 828 607 357
34 Ironically, Fred had used up all of his bear spray at the Capitol Riot earlier that day. 1.7309 0.01993 1650 822 450 378
35 My mother in law is in the back seat.She’s delicious. 1.7302 0.01739 2005 951 644 410
36 Could be a timing issue. 1.7273 0.01717 1892 856 696 340
37 Oh good its already open, the hard part is getting them out of the shell. 1.7271 0.01613 2294 1093 738 463
38 It was at that exact moment, John realized his AAA membership had also expired. 1.7268 0.01610 2233 1034 775 424
39 Remember when engine trouble was your biggest concern? 1.7254 0.01734 1810 809 689 312
40 Oh, I don’t think you’ll be needing a tow. 1.7233 0.01673 1944 872 738 334
41 Sure, it could be condensation in the distributor, but that may not be your biggest problem. 1.7199 0.01416 2806 1295 1005 506
42 I can give you a head start, but not a jump start. 1.7129 0.01655 1992 911 742 339
43 You should be more tender than the bicyclist. He was all muscle. 1.7006 0.01465 2872 1448 838 586
44 Are you my Uber Eats delivery? 1.6977 0.01973 1439 686 502 251
45 Hello....I have important news about your car’s extended warranty. 1.6896 0.02983 654 323 211 120
46 Yes, it's true. We do that in the woods. Did you just do that in your pants? 1.6890 0.01857 1765 897 520 348
47 I do not think the carburetor is your problem. 1.6875 0.02022 1347 647 474 226
48 I'm not sure that's the best use of your time right now. 1.6853 0.03350 502 245 170 87
49 And to think that just a few weeks ago I'd never heard of Uber Eats. 1.6835 0.01659 2180 1108 654 418
50 You must be my Grub Hub order 1.6692 0.01864 1599 796 536 267
51 Bad timing belt? 1.6619 0.01792 1810 935 552 323
52 You call it engine trouble. I call it synchronicity. 1.6556 0.02482 871 435 301 135
53 I see the meals on wheels has arrived. 1.6554 0.02023 1454 769 417 268
54 I think I can get you running. 1.6546 0.01904 1572 818 481 273
55 I don't think your alternator is your worst problem. 1.6545 0.01796 1673 868 527 278
56 I can fix that for you,but it will cost you an arm and a leg. 1.6542 0.01870 1709 908 484 317
57 Check your timing. It doesn't look good. 1.6480 0.02009 1395 737 417 241
58 Remember that cute little cub bear you flipped off at the Bronx Zoo? 1.6447 0.02060 1348 710 407 231
59 Sure I can help, but it’ll cost you an arm and a leg 1.6429 0.02005 1459 781 418 260
60 Ever have one of those days when everything seems to go right? 1.6413 0.02010 1405 741 427 237
61 I've been waiting for drive-thru. 1.6408 0.02154 1108 555 396 157
62 You look like you could use a hug. 1.6400 0.02031 1336 695 427 214
63 Well,well,well. Still got your guns in the trunk Mr. Hunter? 1.6367 0.02307 1046 550 326 170
64 Stan began to feel a little self-conscious about the salmon pink trousers. 1.6311 0.02187 1190 639 351 200
65 The sign did say bear left! 1.6276 0.02197 1219 670 333 216
66 Can I talk to you about your car’s extended warranty? 1.6272 0.02487 963 533 256 174
67 Allow me. I'm a car-nivore. 1.6252 0.02315 1062 603 265 194
68 And you thought your car breaking down was the worst thing that could happen to you today? 1.6252 0.02129 1222 653 374 195
69 I can fix it for you, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg. 1.6251 0.02373 1083 609 271 203
70 Robert Frost was right, the road less traveled really does make all the difference. 1.6231 0.02218 1141 616 339 186
71 I've seen it before; it's just playing dead. 1.6224 0.02513 850 449 273 128
72 This is the “grin” part and here comes the “bear it”. 1.6218 0.02548 833 442 264 127
73 I can help you, but it will cost you an arm and a leg. 1.6208 0.02348 952 516 288 148
74 "Didn't the guy at the gas station warn you - bear to the right?" 1.6170 0.02377 1000 557 273 170
75 I can't help with your car, but I can get you running. 1.6127 0.02320 927 510 278 139
76 Times when you wish you didn't ignore the "check engine" light. 1.6055 0.02302 1014 551 312 151
77 Well, look who just joined the endangered species list. 1.6033 0.02778 784 454 187 143
78 Looks like this might cost you an arm and a leg. 1.6020 0.02633 789 438 229 122
79 I’m your bear to cross. 1.6008 0.02608 799 440 238 121
80 Already late for dinner with the in-laws, Bob hadn't thought his day could get any worse. 1.6002 0.02514 828 448 263 117
81 I just love food delivery. 1.5998 0.02528 832 454 257 121
82 It looks like one of the hoses. I ate a guy yesterday with the same problem. 1.5941 0.02601 786 433 239 114
83 On your way to your grandmother’s are you? 1.5888 0.02586 788 436 240 112
84 I love Ubeareats. 1.5888 0.02617 800 451 227 122
85 If you're going to just sit there, can you at least hold the flashlight? 1.5869 0.02842 673 379 193 101
86 Honey, tell the cubs our Grubhub order is here. 1.5866 0.02750 733 417 202 114
87 As Fred saw the bear behind him, he couldn't help but think of his father, who always told him that knowing how to fix his own car would save his life one day. 1.5858 0.02655 717 391 232 94
88 Don’t you wish carnivore meant I eat cars? 1.5854 0.02899 726 434 159 133
89 I'm here to jump you. 1.5840 0.02873 625 345 195 85
90 Your problem is your timing! 1.5836 0.02938 670 391 167 112
91 Me knowing how to speak is the least of your problems. 1.5827 0.02916 647 369 179 99
92 That sound wasn't coming from your engine. 1.5822 0.02617 766 440 211 115
93 Go ahead. I don't mind if my food's a little greasy. 1.5801 0.02751 662 363 214 85
94 Didn't you see that sign back there... "Bear Right"? 1.5797 0.02798 659 374 191 94
95 Still laughing at the kids who took shop class, Mr. AP English? 1.5787 0.03033 629 370 154 105
96 Got any snacks in the car or just you? 1.5786 0.03004 560 309 178 73
97 A mechanic in these parts will cost you an arm and a leg. 1.5770 0.02974 636 370 165 101
98 Finally -- my Uber Eats delivery. 1.5732 0.02878 635 360 186 89
99 Are you the meal delivery service? 1.5730 0.02801 637 353 203 81
100 Oh boy! Road kill! 1.5718 0.02707 696 405 190 101
101 Don't hurry. I'll wait. 1.5716 0.02691 691 384 219 88
102 Don't just sit there, hold the flashlight. 1.5709 0.03044 564 320 166 78
103 I won’t taste very good; I’m an attorney. 1.5693 0.03176 548 320 144 84
104 And just like that, Charlie's career as a Door Dash driver ended in a spectacularly ironic manner. 1.5671 0.03262 499 287 141 71
105 Got AAA? The last repairman was delicious. 1.5671 0.02907 589 329 186 74
106 Fixing that engine's gonna cost you an arm and a leg. 1.5670 0.03190 552 326 139 87
107 I'd offer to help, but I just got my claws done. 1.5669 0.02883 598 334 189 75
108 Food and a toy! 1.5664 0.02784 685 397 189 99
109 Your troubles are almost over. 1.5653 0.03023 582 336 163 83
110 I can't fix this with you looking over my shoulder. 1.5648 0.03004 540 300 175 65
111 Don’t you just love it when food gets delivered? 1.5620 0.02958 621 364 165 92
112 Take your time. I'm intermittent fasting until noon. 1.5615 0.03064 577 338 154 85
113 I can fix it for you but it’s going to cost you an arm and a leg. 1.5614 0.03212 529 311 139 79
114 Great news. You can stop worrying about car repairs. 1.5611 0.03096 540 310 157 73
115 When checking under the hood,Fred made a grizzly discovery. 1.5608 0.03106 567 339 140 88
116 Well, look at this. Meal delivery service has finally come to my neck of the woods. 1.5607 0.03079 535 307 157 71
117 I gave up red meat for Lent-and you show up. 1.5594 0.03143 522 300 152 70
118 I love my new Uber Eats app! 1.5585 0.02906 650 385 167 98
119 Hey, I know you! Many years ago your daughter ate up all my porridge and fell asleep in my bed. 1.5537 0.03031 540 308 165 67
120 Quit grinning like an idiot and hold the flashlight! 1.5530 0.03124 519 299 153 67
121 I’ll check your fluids. 1.5526 0.03166 494 282 151 61
122 Do you want me to jump you? 1.5522 0.03105 556 329 147 80
123 Thank you. It's so rare for anyone to stop these days. 1.5514 0.03047 506 283 167 56
124 A mechanic will charge you an arm and a leg. I'll do it for just the leg. 1.5496 0.03093 544 319 151 74
125 I think I can solve both our problems. 1.5495 0.02856 646 381 175 90
126 Your timing is off. 1.5495 0.03136 495 282 154 59
127 The good news is you won’t have to pay for towing 1.5458 0.03317 480 285 128 67
128 Any chance you're a vegan? 1.5449 0.03375 457 270 125 62
129 If you'll come back to my cottage, I think I've got a gasket that's juuuust right. 1.5431 0.03165 464 262 152 50
130 So you're an Uber Eats driver. How ironic. 1.5424 0.03414 472 287 114 71
131 I'm not sure about the car, but I bet I can get YOU running. 1.5410 0.03123 451 270 126 55
132 This just isn't your night. 1.5404 0.03426 433 255 122 56
133 Let's see how fast YOU can go from 0 to 60? 1.5401 0.03297 474 281 130 63
134 Sooo, want me to jump you? 1.5394 0.03401 432 253 125 54
135 I have a feeling you'll be up and running soon. 1.5389 0.03332 475 285 124 66
136 You're out of the car -- it's like I won the lottery. 1.5370 0.03338 432 250 132 50
137 It's ironic - I call this spot MY filling station. 1.5364 0.03197 494 292 139 63
138 Guess what else we do in the woods? 1.5363 0.03471 427 267 96 64
139 The guy from AAA was delicious 1.5353 0.03431 467 287 110 70
140 Either eat me or help me, just stop standing there. 1.5348 0.03444 417 245 121 51
141 Car doesn't run? Do you? 1.5340 0.03407 412 244 118 50
142 Looks like you will be staying for dinner 1.5338 0.03363 444 263 125 56
143 They promised warm food delivered in under an hour and they were right. 1.5335 0.03487 448 275 107 66
144 Uber Eats really does deliver. 1.5328 0.03413 411 239 125 47
145 Oh, my food delivery has arrived! 1.5274 0.03278 457 271 131 55
146 Car repairs can eat you alive. Or I can. 1.5271 0.03670 351 205 107 39
147 Don't ask me. I'm not the one with an opposable thumb. 1.5267 0.03092 543 330 140 73
148 Dead of night, lonely back road, car's running like a top, what could possibly go wrong? 1.5266 0.03424 395 229 124 42
149 I love food delivery 1.5214 0.03585 374 222 109 43
150 You know. . . I have jumper cables back in my den. 1.5212 0.03442 401 237 119 45
151 Hate to throw another wrench into your plans. 1.5209 0.03451 382 222 121 39
152 Would you be interested in hearing about our roadside assistance program? 1.5203 0.03451 419 253 114 52
153 You are now in a bear market 1.5200 0.03449 400 237 118 45
154 Well, hello there 'Mr. No Thank You, I Don't Want the Extended Warranty.'" 1.5199 0.03663 402 251 93 58
155 Got any honey to go with that lemon? 1.5186 0.03988 349 221 75 53
156 We've been trying to reach you to discuss your vehicle's extended warranty 1.5179 0.03718 392 246 89 57
157 Oh, pay no attention to me. I eat mostly berries. 1.5179 0.03513 336 202 99 35
158 Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.5172 0.03534 406 248 106 52
159 What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. 1.5172 0.03705 379 234 94 51
160 Bad timing? Depends how you look at it. 1.5168 0.03572 387 234 106 47
161 Too bad! You didn't understand the sign that said "Bear Left " 1.5156 0.03546 417 259 101 57
162 On the bright side, it doesn't matter if you get it started or not… 1.5149 0.03859 369 234 80 55
163 Try not to get oil on your hands, it’s bad for my digestion. 1.5148 0.03456 439 273 106 60
164 Stop it! I hate greasy food. 1.5132 0.03975 341 215 77 49
165 Taking the act on the road was YOUR idea. Now shut up and grab the unicycle from the trunk. 1.5117 0.03923 342 214 81 47
166 Stanley realized immediately that his alternator was not the real problem... 1.5109 0.03650 368 224 100 44
167 Hi! I'm here to reduce your carbon footprint. 1.5096 0.03589 418 265 93 60
168 Suddenly, Sam's faulty carburetor became less of an immediate concern. 1.5085 0.03643 352 211 103 38
169 Do you need an Ubear? 1.5065 0.03544 383 233 106 44
170 Don't look now but you have a new fluid leak. 1.5032 0.03956 308 201 64 43
171 What frightens you more: my razor sharp claws or the fact that I can talk? 1.5018 0.04220 273 168 73 32
172 I like things that don't run. 1.5018 0.04353 275 174 64 37
173 Well, you ignored multiple phone calls about your car's extended warranty. What did you expect? 1.4985 0.03549 333 215 78 40
174 Two full moons tonight. 1.4984 0.04460 315 217 39 59
175 If I really wanted to scare you, I'd give you an estimate. 1.4982 0.04403 283 184 57 42
176 The warranty on your car has expired. Reaching out to you one last time. 1.4970 0.03584 330 202 95 33
177 Mmm...roadkill. 1.4968 0.04049 308 194 75 39
178 I may be just a bear but it sounds to me like you have a clogged fuel injector. 1.4965 0.04150 282 175 74 33
179 I'm not sure I see a win-win outcome here. 1.4961 0.04312 254 156 70 28
180 Now how do we feel about that warrantee extension.... 1.4950 0.04065 301 189 75 37
181 I bet you're ready to talk about your car's extended warranty now. 1.4937 0.04022 316 201 74 41
182 I’ll wait until you finish. 1.4936 0.03672 314 191 93 30
183 Guess who is coming to dinner? 1.4936 0.03958 312 195 80 37
184 Hey Timmy--er, guess it's Tim now. It's me! I lived under your bed. Ate your shoes. We were afraid to go in the basement. Good times. 1.4929 0.04048 280 171 80 29
185 Don't just sit there breathing heavily, come hold this flashlight for me! 1.4926 0.03738 337 208 92 37
186 Now that I have your attention, let me tell you about your car's extended warranty. 1.4923 0.04075 323 210 67 46
187 Well, yes, I am a deadly carnivore, but I also dabble in mechanics. 1.4913 0.04001 289 180 77 32
188 I love drive in food 1.4910 0.03739 334 206 92 36
189 Mmmmm! Uber Eats! 1.4899 0.03697 345 214 93 38
190 Forget about your car warranty, is your health insurance up to date? 1.4894 0.03829 329 206 85 38
191 Didn't the sign back there say, "Bear Right"? 1.4881 0.03886 293 183 79 31
192 As Bob turned around, he realized it was too late to take the park ranger's advice. "Whatever you do, don't get out of your car." 1.4874 0.04047 277 170 79 28
193 Don't worry, it'll be quick. I've got to get back under little Timmy's bed. 1.4864 0.03755 294 185 79 30
194 Don't mind me. I'll just sit here and watch. 1.4855 0.03806 311 191 89 31
195 I ate the Gecko, he’s not coming. 1.4855 0.04122 276 172 74 30
196 Take your time, it's still too early for breakfast. 1.4840 0.03824 312 193 87 32
197 You must be the Uber eats I ordered 1.4839 0.03393 372 225 114 33
198 You might ask the wife and kids to come out and help you. 1.4839 0.03606 403 263 85 55
199 I can wait till you finish. 1.4835 0.03698 333 206 93 34
200 Are you my DoorDash order? 1.4830 0.03784 265 169 70 26
201 Sounded like it threw a rod. According to the guys on Car Talk, when that happens the best thing to do is let a bear eat you. 1.4828 0.03942 319 204 76 39
202 Harold had a sudden realization that maybe this hadn't been the best time to check his wiper fluid levels 1.4820 0.04208 305 202 59 44
203 That wasn’t your engine. That rumbling was my stomach. 1.4819 0.03754 332 208 88 36
204 I would worry less about your empty tank and more about mine. 1.4811 0.04111 291 186 70 35
205 I thought they said "roadside assistance will be there soon, just bear with us" 1.4811 0.04024 291 183 76 32
206 You Finish what you're doing, I can wait for dinner. 1.4789 0.03748 284 169 94 21
207 Don't mind me. That's just my stomach growling. 1.4786 0.03440 397 253 99 45
208 Didn’t the directions say bear right? 1.4783 0.03944 299 188 79 32
209 You won't believe it, but I'm actually a mechanic 1.4771 0.04014 306 197 72 37
210 Not your lucky night, is it 1.4769 0.03911 325 210 75 40
211 You call it Apple Maps… I call it DoorDash… 1.4767 0.03990 300 191 75 34
212 Are you gluten free? 1.4756 0.04412 225 139 65 21
213 Nope, sorry. But I do have the head of some guy named Phillip. 1.4754 0.03747 284 170 93 21
214 Drop that rock on the roof and we'll split the insurance. 1.4729 0.04295 258 165 64 29
215 Hi. Are you my Uber Eats order? 1.4727 0.04130 275 175 70 30
216 I can’t help fix your car, but I can make you not need it anymore. 1.4727 0.04162 275 176 68 31
217 Maybe it's just playing dead. 1.4724 0.04273 254 161 66 27
218 Carl realized his engine was the least of his problems. 1.4723 0.03974 271 167 80 24
219 Is it Red to Red or Red to Black? I can never remember. 1.4718 0.03908 284 176 82 26
220 My tank is kinda empty too. 1.4716 0.03504 282 180 78 24
221 So, the good news is that there is a service station just down the road. 1.4713 0.03696 314 194 92 28
222 I suppose it would be too much to ask you to hold the flashlight? 1.4712 0.04011 295 189 73 33
223 It’s probably bad timing 1.4704 0.04347 270 178 57 35
224 Now you're just being greedy. Final offer, both AAA guys AFTER they restart it. 1.4697 0.04323 264 172 60 32
225 It’s dinner time, I’ll look at your car after I finish”. 1.4688 0.03495 256 169 64 23
226 Ahh, I love fast food delivery! 1.4679 0.04107 265 167 72 26
227 No, no, go ahead and fix it . . . I like a challenge. 1.4667 0.03878 270 165 84 21
228 The sign did say "bear right" 1.4667 0.04085 270 171 72 27
229 Now who's an endangered species? 1.4661 0.04558 221 141 57 23
230 Honey, we're fine. AAA says they'll be here within the hour. Honey? 1.4653 0.03976 288 191 63 34
231 Your car died. I see a pattern here. 1.4652 0.04554 230 149 55 26
232 You're in luck, I gave up red meat for lent. 1.4649 0.04301 228 149 55 24
233 You're from Alabama? I just love Southern food. 1.4644 0.04135 267 173 65 29
234 Yes, I've already tried jiggling the wires. 1.4615 0.04197 260 167 66 27
235 Make yourself useful and hold my flashlight. 1.4600 0.04089 250 156 73 21
236 You're fast. I called for delivery only 20 minutes ago. 1.4588 0.04114 279 182 66 31
237 I've been waiting all day for a Tesla driver. But you'll do. 1.4586 0.04022 266 168 74 24
238 Oh, so when the GPS said, "Bear left"...... 1.4585 0.04649 229 152 49 28
239 I'm just admiring your optimism. 1.4585 0.04649 229 152 49 28
240 Go ahead. Make yourself look big. 1.4574 0.04147 258 165 68 25
241 Sorry, that's actually my stomach rumbling. 1.4571 0.03683 315 199 88 28
242 Here’s your problem. 1.4570 0.04129 302 204 58 40
243 I love late night delivery. 1.4568 0.04409 243 159 57 27
244 Looks like you’re between a rock and a crankcase. 1.4549 0.04628 233 156 48 29
245 Good luck, bad luck, it's all a matter of perspective. 1.4549 0.04506 233 153 54 26
246 This'll only take a minute. 1.4545 0.04130 253 161 69 23
247 I'd offer to help, but I'm on my dinner break. 1.4525 0.04088 263 169 69 25
248 Nothing in Coach Jackson's Auto Mechanics class had prepared Jasper for this kind of pressure. 1.4504 0.03725 242 156 68 18
249 Honey, ask them to send the meatiest guy from Triple A. 1.4504 0.04098 262 169 68 25
250 I think I'm about to become an Ubear-Eats order. 1.4502 0.04034 251 173 49 29
251 I can give you a jump. 1.4496 0.04271 238 153 63 22
252 No worries! You're just in time for dinner!!! 1.4491 0.04188 216 133 69 14
253 May I suggest that you have a much larger problem right over here? 1.4486 0.04167 243 155 67 21
254 If MY life depended on it,I’d check the fan belt. 1.4481 0.04471 212 138 54 20
255 Don't blame me if you ignored the Bear Right warning ! 1.4478 0.04289 230 147 63 20
256 We've been trying to reach you regarding your car's extended warranty. Now, I'm afraid it's a bit too late. 1.4474 0.04864 190 124 47 19
257 Stop hiding and hold this flashlight for me 1.4471 0.03831 255 157 82 16
258 Stan Berenstain knew his time had come. 1.4461 0.04875 204 137 43 24
259 Please don't let me stop you, I can wait until you're finished... 1.4459 0.03992 296 197 66 33
260 You see how big problems suddenly seem not so big? 1.4455 0.04425 220 142 58 20
261 If you have so many suggestions why don't you do it yourself? 1.4450 0.04171 209 128 69 12
262 It will be worth the wait, the tow truck driver is twice my size! 1.4450 0.04739 209 139 47 23
263 I love drive-thru dining. 1.4444 0.04388 207 133 57 17
264 Hybrid, eh. Me, too. I'm an omnivore. 1.4439 0.03996 223 146 59 18
265 Isn’t there something you could be doing in the woods? 1.4435 0.04586 230 155 48 27
266 I see you also prefer the older, less reliable, models. 1.4434 0.04363 221 142 60 19
267 Hello, fine bear. I regret to inform you, I have no food and am only a gangly 138 lbs.! Just back down the road there is a girl wearing red with a MAGA hat and a picnic basket! I'm sure she is plump, slow moving, and with food! 1.4426 0.04553 235 159 48 28
268 Have you figured out where that growling sound came from? 1.4423 0.04293 260 175 55 30
269 Makes you forget all about gas prices. Donut. 1.4423 0.04803 208 140 44 24
270 Can you go inside so I can pretend you're a sardine? 1.4421 0.04473 190 126 47 17
271 Ooh, fun size! 1.4421 0.04333 233 152 59 22
272 I’m Jake. From State Park. 1.4419 0.04686 215 144 47 24
273 And just like that, Harold’s obsession with ‘that strange growling noice’ ceased. 1.4416 0.04130 274 183 61 30
274 I love these food deliveries. 1.4403 0.04515 243 166 47 30
275 Nothing like a to-go meal on a Saturday night. 1.4402 0.04486 209 135 56 18
276 Nice car. I'm guessing you have very good taste. 1.4388 0.04361 237 157 56 24
277 Spark plugs are worn and you’re leaking engine coolant, but the real problem is you’re out of honey.” 1.4382 0.04145 251 164 64 23
278 Fair warning: my manicure’s almost dry. 1.4380 0.04045 258 170 64 24
279 That repair’s gonna cost you an arm and a leg. 1.4380 0.04174 258 171 61 26
280 How convenient! A Meal-on Wheels. 1.4378 0.04416 217 141 57 19
281 Want a jump? 1.4377 0.03951 265 171 72 22
282 Sorry for scaring you; I thought you might have needed a jump. 1.4372 0.04683 215 145 46 24
283 I'm here for you. 1.4367 0.04295 229 149 60 20
284 Help me get this rock off my foot and I'll give you a push. 1.4364 0.04604 220 148 48 24
285 I heard you all taste like chicken. 1.4362 0.05497 149 99 35 15
286 Thank God for Uber Eats. 1.4354 0.04733 209 141 45 23
287 Ahhh...Door Dash with my midnight snack! 1.4350 0.04786 200 134 45 21
288 Bruce came to realize the carburetor was the least of his worries. 1.4332 0.04461 217 143 54 20
289 Just sitting there watching is not helping 1.4317 0.04181 227 156 48 23
290 Which is it again? Look big or play dead? 1.4306 0.04522 216 144 51 21
291 Your timing is off. Way off. 1.4305 0.04554 223 151 48 24
292 Have you tried turning it off and then turning it back on? 1.4301 0.04929 186 125 42 19
293 The Check Engine light is the least of your problems. 1.4298 0.04382 235 158 53 24
294 Did you say you want to give me a hand, or you want me to give you a hand? 1.4293 0.05025 198 138 35 25
295 This is “the Road less traveled by” for a reason. 1.4292 0.04614 219 149 46 24
296 Call you a cab? . . . Just kidding. 1.4286 0.04218 224 145 62 17
297 Is now a good time to talk about your car's extended warranty, Frank? 1.4279 0.04743 222 155 39 28
298 Good news is I can fix that. Bad news is I haven't eaten in two days. 1.4271 0.04757 192 128 46 18
299 I would eat you but I'm still social distancing. 1.4263 0.04430 190 121 57 12
300 Would you like me to regurgitate a mechanic for you? 1.4258 0.05488 155 106 32 17
301 So, remember when you hung up on us when we called about your extended car warranty?? 1.4255 0.04295 235 157 56 22
302 And you thought you had car problems ! 1.4250 0.03991 280 189 63 28
303 Ah ha! Finally! Meals on wheels! 1.4247 0.04983 186 127 39 20
304 I'm no mechanic, but I think a water pump is the least of your problems. 1.4235 0.05058 170 114 40 16
305 Have you ever eaten a vegan? I'm telling you, not good. 1.4235 0.04902 196 135 39 22
306 I’d say it’s a grizzly turn of events. 1.4233 0.04749 189 126 46 17
307 Heh, heh. OnStar said you needed help. 1.4231 0.04223 208 133 62 13
308 If you're really "smarter than the average bear," you could help. 1.4220 0.04532 218 148 48 22
309 Funny you said that, I just did that in the woods. 1.4220 0.05256 173 120 33 20
310 Paper or scissors? 1.4216 0.04681 204 146 33 25
311 You picked the perfect spot for my picnic." 1.4215 0.04412 223 150 52 21
312 If you let me call AAA,the drivers are usually a lot fatter and tastier. 1.4186 0.05011 172 116 40 16
313 Wish you’d of gone electric? 1.4186 0.05011 172 116 40 16
314 I’ll never get this fixed with you looking over my shoulder. 1.4186 0.04480 215 145 50 20
315 Try the catalytic converter and then we can get on to dinner. 1.4184 0.03981 239 155 68 16
316 Tom finally found his bearings, but sadly, had a grizzly ending. 1.4170 0.04372 235 161 50 24
317 Ed's car broke down just as the GPS told him "Bear left at the curve." He did not realize it was a dire warning. 1.4167 0.04266 216 142 58 16
318 Maybe it’s just hibernating. 1.4167 0.04294 228 153 55 20
319 Yeah, your warrantee really has expired. 1.4163 0.04416 209 139 53 17
320 Now who’s the one endangered? 1.4151 0.05149 159 107 38 14
321 Yes, a bear sits in the woods. 1.4145 0.04554 193 128 50 15
322 One more time; lefty loose, righty tightly. 1.4144 0.04698 181 120 47 14
323 Since you asked, yes, I do know a good mechanic. It will cost you an arm and a leg ... but under the circumstances you should consider that quite a bargain! 1.4142 0.04193 239 161 57 21
324 I love it when the Uber Eats guy shows up early. 1.4140 0.04546 186 122 51 13
325 Fantastic! I didn't know they had food delivery all the way out here! 1.4124 0.04821 194 134 40 20
326 Look on the bright side, you won't need worry about the car... 1.4121 0.04869 182 124 41 17
327 My definition of roadside service may be different from yours 1.4118 0.04339 221 149 53 19
328 Now the transmission is your third biggest worry 1.4118 0.04689 170 111 48 11
329 Are you my Uber Eats? 1.4112 0.04339 214 143 54 17
330 You got to love UberEats 1.4112 0.04537 214 147 46 21
331 You want me to give you a jump? 1.4111 0.04779 180 121 44 15
332 The broken fan belt is not your biggest problem! 1.4106 0.04597 207 142 45 20
333 The bad thing about fast food is that its hard to catch. 1.4105 0.04660 190 128 46 16
334 Sounds like the carbearator. 1.4105 0.04893 190 132 38 20
335 Grin and bear it! 1.4101 0.04881 178 121 41 16
336 Has anyone contacted you about extending your vehicle manufacturer’s warranty? 1.4096 0.04633 188 126 47 15
337 I wouldn't woory too much about getting started again. 1.4093 0.04666 193 131 45 17
338 Hey honey, the Uber Eats is here! 1.4089 0.04446 203 136 51 16
339 I recommend playing dead over backing away while making yourself appear large. 1.4084 0.04520 191 127 50 14
340 Tell me again, which insurance mascot are you? 1.4083 0.04258 240 165 52 23
341 Yum, carbs! 1.4083 0.04520 218 151 45 22
342 Are you going to help, or just sit there? 1.4082 0.04556 196 132 48 16
343 I bet next time is says "Due for Service Check-up" you will pay attention, grrrr. 1.4080 0.03511 201 142 45 14
344 are you my grub hub delivery? 1.4077 0.04392 233 162 47 24
345 Don't mind me. I'll wait until you're done. My wife will be stoked when I bring home dinner AND a new car. 1.4076 0.05343 157 109 32 16
346 Let's just say I'm going to reduce your carbon footprint. 1.4076 0.05266 157 108 34 15
347 The moment a cartoonist recognized that there is nothing funny about getting eaten by a bear. 1.4076 0.04678 211 148 40 23
348 Once I get the car working again, I can take you to the drive-thru for a burger. Sound good? 1.4069 0.04374 204 136 53 15
349 This is still less scary than gas station prices 1.4064 0.04121 251 172 56 23
350 This will be the rock. The car can be the hard place. 1.4055 0.04580 217 152 42 23
351 May I offer two pieces of advise? First, on that model Ford, the idle set screw needs to be tightened an extra turn beyond factory specs. Second, in this situation you won’t need that advise. 1.4051 0.04740 195 135 41 19
352 Stop me if you've heard this one... 1.4045 0.04676 178 119 46 13
353 You know the other thing a bear does in the woods? 1.4043 0.04749 188 129 42 17
354 What a coincidence! I also need fuel. 1.4040 0.04346 198 131 54 13
355 How about you call Triple A? I’m really hungry. 1.4031 0.04575 191 129 47 15
356 That's not all we do in the woods, pal. 1.4030 0.04741 201 141 39 21
357 Do you know how to jump a car? 1.4024 0.04871 164 110 42 12
358 Don't get any ideas. I've been told I'm bitter. 1.4022 0.04758 184 126 42 16
359 I can eat anytine, but a good laugh is hard to come by. 1.4021 0.04728 189 130 42 17
360 Are you Meals on Wheels? 1.4018 0.04241 224 152 54 18
361 You were expecting AAA? 1.4012 0.04833 162 108 43 11
362 Any plans for dinner? 1.4011 0.04758 177 120 43 14
363 Use your trouser belt. Around the crankshaft and the alternator. Skip the AC compressor. 1.4011 0.04579 187 126 47 14
364 No worries, I’m vegan. 1.4000 0.05267 150 103 34 13
365 I’ll bet you stopped wishing for AAA and started wishing for NRA. 1.4000 0.04790 195 137 38 20
366 So you couldn't bear another warranty call, and look what happened. 1.4000 0.04326 195 129 54 12
367 Could this night get any wor—yes it can. 1.4000 0.05538 155 111 26 18
368 Just a sec, the picnic basket is in the trunk.... 1.3988 0.04545 173 114 49 10
369 I think I need to call Triple AAAAAAAAh! 1.3988 0.04901 173 119 39 15
370 Actually there ARE worse things than being between a rock and a hard place, haha. 1.3988 0.05005 168 116 37 15
371 The last guy I ate just had a loose spark plug wire. 1.3987 0.04830 158 105 43 10
372 Dinner by moonlight? My favorite. 1.3979 0.04747 191 133 40 18
373 I’m here to provide road-side subsistence 1.3978 0.04745 181 124 42 15
374 Don't worry. You wont be stuck here for long. 1.3977 0.04635 176 118 46 12
375 And you thought I only hung out under the bed. 1.3977 0.05010 171 119 36 16
376 Oh don’t mind me. Just act like I’m not here . 1.3975 0.05006 161 110 38 13
377 You and your car warranty are about to expire. 1.3970 0.04716 199 140 39 20
378 My two scents? Fear and dinner. 1.3969 0.04518 194 132 47 15
379 Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about your car's extended warranty? 1.3965 0.04355 227 161 43 23
380 Jump? 1.3963 0.05089 164 114 35 15
381 By the time AAA arrived, Yogi was finished with dinner. 1.3961 0.04478 207 148 38 21
382 Dominoes, BlueApron, InstaCart? I’m not a fussy eater. I like all of the delivery people who stop out here. 1.3961 0.04824 154 102 43 9
383 To build my appetite, I usually wait til you've just about got it running. 1.3957 0.04509 187 126 48 13
384 Will you be staying for dinner? 1.3953 0.04917 172 119 38 15
385 Ah, Uber Eats! 1.3952 0.04682 210 150 37 23
386 I trust you can appreciate the irony that it is your timing-belt that failed you? 1.3950 0.04533 200 138 45 17
387 Let's just say it's my version of roadside service. 1.3947 0.04459 190 128 49 13
388 It was just a loose wire, honey. Finish peeing and let's get back on the road 1.3944 0.04627 180 127 37 16
389 How nice of you to stop by 1.3939 0.04685 165 110 45 10
390 Elon sends his best 1.3938 0.05101 160 111 35 14
391 What do you think bears do in the woods? 1.3933 0.04593 178 120 46 12
392 You and I will be running before it is. 1.3924 0.05223 158 111 32 15
393 Let's do lunch! 1.3923 0.05350 130 90 30 10
394 I like humans with a lemon. 1.3907 0.05313 151 106 31 14
395 I'm the bear right your gps was talkin' about. 1.3907 0.05477 151 108 27 16
396 I’m looking for a man that can fix a car AND feed my family! 1.3905 0.05044 169 119 34 16
397 Gee, I guess this old car is only my second worst nightmare. 1.3905 0.04606 169 113 46 10
398 OK. Then explain to me why I feel like I'm the endangered species? 1.3902 0.04932 164 113 38 13
399 No, it’s a ‘65. 1.3902 0.04395 205 141 48 16
400 I'll give you a quart of oil if you let me eat that lady in the back seat complaining how you never get your car serviced regularly. 1.3897 0.04552 195 135 44 16
401 Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon? 1.3895 0.04769 172 118 41 13
402 When you finish with that, we’ll have lunch. 1.3893 0.04437 149 100 42 7
403 Not to worry… this won’t make you late for dinner. 1.3893 0.05191 149 103 34 12
404 And you thought a breakdown would be your biggest problem! 1.3889 0.04312 162 109 45 8
405 Out here, the labor’s gonna be an arm and a leg. 1.3883 0.04730 188 132 39 17
406 At that moment, Ralph realized that it didn’t matter why his car suddenly quit running! 1.3882 0.04949 170 119 36 15
407 It was at that moment George remembered the snickers in his back pocket. 1.3879 0.04982 165 115 36 14
408 Where are you headed? Gimme a minute to fix my car and then I'll give you a ride. 1.3875 0.05015 160 111 36 13
409 I know a place that would serve you at this hour. 1.3874 0.04371 191 129 50 12
410 I really don't think a stalled battery is your biggest problem right now. 1.3871 0.05169 155 111 29 15
411 Car trouble? What a nightmare! 1.3869 0.04845 168 116 39 13
412 The warranty on your vehicle is about to expire. 1.3862 0.05805 145 107 20 18
413 I bet you really regret, when they diverged in the wood, that you took the road less travelled by. 1.3861 0.04895 158 108 39 11
414 It wasn't the engine you heard growl. 1.3860 0.04784 171 118 40 13
415 Pretend I’m not here. 1.3857 0.05420 140 98 30 12
416 The engine's timing is off but yours is perfect. 1.3853 0.04401 218 154 44 20
417 By the looks of that engine I'd start running. 1.3846 0.04238 169 122 34 13
418 Mind if I watch? I'm a total gearhead. 1.3842 0.04318 190 128 51 11
419 I can't help you, but I can certainly help myself to you. 1.3842 0.04569 190 132 43 15
420 Didn’t answer the car warranty phone call, did you? 1.3842 0.04668 177 122 42 13
421 Why don’t you call Awaiting Another Appetizer. I mean, Triple A. 1.3841 0.05474 138 97 29 12
422 Figure it out dude. You ain’t Goldilocks, and I ain’t Baby Bear. 1.3837 0.04689 172 118 42 12
423 Rare. Right off the manifold, just how I like ‘em. 1.3833 0.04545 180 123 45 12
424 Top Safety Pick, huh? 1.3832 0.04709 167 114 42 11
425 Sorry,I am all claws when it comes to cars. 1.3829 0.04772 175 122 39 14
426 The auto club guy was delicious. 1.3827 0.05041 162 114 34 14
427 I passed the guy from triple A in the woods half an hour ago. 1.3825 0.04559 183 126 44 13
428 Flooded carburetor, see it all the time 1.3824 0.05011 170 121 33 16
429 Interesting... most people just skip that part and go straight to the screaming. 1.3818 0.04899 165 115 37 13
430 Either help or get back in the car! 1.3818 0.05120 165 118 31 16
431 Want me to hold the light? 1.3818 0.04785 165 116 36 13
432 You do know that theme song you are humming is from a shark movie? 1.3813 0.05146 139 95 35 9
433 This is going to be a real funny memory for one of us. 1.3813 0.05246 139 96 33 10
434 This is like finding a lunchbox that’s already open. 1.3813 0.04422 160 105 49 6
435 The good news is you’ll never have to worry about a car breaking down again. 1.3810 0.04519 189 131 44 14
436 You should have gotten Car Shield. 1.3807 0.04564 197 139 41 17
437 Well, well. Blew off that "check engine" light again, did you? 1.3807 0.04818 176 124 37 15
438 At least your car knows to play dead 1.3806 0.05036 155 108 35 12
439 Yes,I can fix it,but it's going to cost you an arm and a leg. 1.3806 0.05484 134 94 29 11
440 Are you the one who called roadside assistance? 1.3805 0.04216 205 140 52 13
441 It’s more fun if you scream, but you do you. 1.3804 0.05090 163 116 32 15
442 Have you checked the hibernator? 1.3802 0.04821 192 139 33 20
443 Didn't mean to scare you. Wait, yes I did. 1.3801 0.04478 171 115 47 9
444 Got any snacks? 1.3795 0.04538 195 137 42 16
445 I want to talk to you about your extended warranty. 1.3793 0.04855 174 123 36 15
446 I used to know a guy, but we had him over for dinner. 1.3790 0.04233 219 153 49 17
447 Penny for your thoughts? 1.3787 0.04957 169 120 34 15
448 Stuck between a rock and a hard place ? 1.3779 0.04753 172 120 39 13
449 I think your problem is with the timing. 1.3776 0.05233 143 100 32 11
450 12 salmon just to replace a clip? Seems steep. 1.3774 0.04778 159 109 40 10
451 Feed me and I turn into an auto mechanic. 1.3771 0.04553 175 120 44 11
452 My claws? The better to fix your timing belt with. 1.3771 0.04553 175 120 44 11
453 And to think I was gonna settle for a V-8. 1.3770 0.06085 122 89 20 13
454 If you think you scare me, you haven't met my wife. 1.3767 0.05064 146 101 35 10
455 So glad you stopped by for dinner! 1.3766 0.05136 154 109 32 13
456 I'm the one who called you about your warranty" 1.3766 0.05457 154 113 24 17
457 Sorry, I'm not supposed to feed the bears. 1.3765 0.04955 162 114 35 13
458 Relax, guys like you give me gas. 1.3765 0.05032 162 115 33 14
459 You don’t need that car anymore, mate. 1.3765 0.04862 170 120 36 14
460 Didn’t you see the sign? “ “BEAR RIGHT 1.3763 0.04811 186 134 34 18
461 Wouldn't you know, I think my timing if off 1.3758 0.05082 149 104 34 11
462 Rocky Road is my favorite 1.3758 0.04890 165 116 36 13
463 It’s probably just your battery. But don’t worry. I’m going to give you a jump. 1.3757 0.04716 181 128 38 15
464 I was hoping you'd be a whole family. 1.3756 0.04324 197 136 48 13
465 I hope ‘meet a talking bear’ is on your bucket list. 1.3750 0.05315 136 95 31 10
466 Careful, I don't want my dinner too oily. 1.3742 0.04612 163 111 43 9
467 I've waited my whole life to say this: does a man poop in the woods? 1.3742 0.05109 155 110 32 13
468 Vern, through not fault of his own, violates the "Do NOT feed the bears" warning 1.3741 0.05429 139 99 28 12
469 I'm guessing you're here to talk about my car's extended warranty 1.3735 0.04790 166 116 38 12
470 It's midnight. Hi, Snack. 1.3734 0.04707 158 108 41 9
471 So,I guess your “friend” was the one who volunteered to go for help? 1.3725 0.04718 153 104 41 8
472 Really? You're only after the catalytic converter? 1.3724 0.04888 145 99 38 8
473 Thanks for offering, but I'm waiting to eat a tow truck driver. 1.3724 0.05265 145 103 30 12
474 Don't stress over fixing it. I always enjoy a walk after dinner. 1.3718 0.03882 156 113 34 9
475 I just love Grubhub 1.3714 0.05301 140 99 30 11
476 No rush 1.3714 0.04572 140 92 44 4
477 You know a girl named Goldilocks by any chance? 1.3710 0.04293 186 127 49 10
478 I’d offer to help you fix your car, but I’m afraid that would conflict with my biological imperative to eat you. 1.3706 0.04632 170 118 41 11
479 U-bear Eats. The newest in food delivery service. 1.3694 0.05993 111 79 23 9
480 Honey, can you please get out of the car and pretend I'm dead? I'll explain later. 1.3688 0.05365 141 101 28 12
481 Take your time, I like a little grease on my food 1.3687 0.04808 179 129 34 16
482 I think I have a bad-timing belt. 1.3681 0.04555 182 128 41 13
483 Don't suppose you have a 10mm socket? 1.3681 0.04519 163 111 44 8
484 Finally! The meal is out of the can! 1.3679 0.04495 193 137 41 15
485 If you want my opinion, your engine is the least of your trouble. 1.3676 0.05199 136 95 32 9
486 Can I Help? 1.3675 0.05004 166 120 31 15
487 I could use your help to get this thing started. I'm already late to get this honey to the farmer's market. 1.3669 0.04695 139 93 41 5
488 Don't get too greasy. I'm trying to slim down for spring. 1.3667 0.04953 150 105 35 10
489 Oh goodie! My Ubereats! 1.3659 0.04895 164 117 34 13
490 That's going to cost you an Arm and a Leg! 1.3657 0.04746 175 125 36 14
491 I can see you like the car but it's a bear to maintain. 1.3655 0.04973 145 101 35 9
492 U-bear eats... yummy. 1.3654 0.04820 156 109 37 10
493 Would you like the wrench that's too big, the wrench that's too small, or the one that's jusssst right? 1.3651 0.05702 126 91 24 11
494 lets talk about my environment and your big ass car 1.3648 0.04409 159 107 46 6
495 You’re leaking fluid. 1.3643 0.05842 140 106 17 17
496 It's the alternator, lunchmeat! 1.3636 0.04946 154 109 34 11
497 Your extended warranty is about to expire. 1.3636 0.05031 154 110 32 12
498 You look like you need a hug 1.3636 0.04660 143 99 37 7
499 Welcome back to the food chain. 1.3636 0.05407 132 94 28 10
500 As soon as you’re finished, I’m ready to eat. 1.3636 0.04637 165 115 40 10
501 Hell of a place to break down. 1.3630 0.05321 135 96 29 10
502 No, I haven't heard the one about Goldilocks 1.3630 0.05321 135 96 29 10
503 Don't equivocate , help me or eat me. 1.3626 0.04890 171 124 32 15
504 Take your time. I'm in no hurry. 1.3617 0.05160 141 100 31 10
505 Don’t worry, I stopped eating greasy food. 1.3616 0.04769 177 128 34 15
506 I'm afraid my traditional values dictate that I exploit the situation. 1.3615 0.05779 130 96 21 13
507 I love watching you work. 1.3613 0.04746 155 108 38 9
508 Does a bear fix in the woods? 1.3611 0.04712 180 130 35 15
509 It might not be running, but you should be. 1.3609 0.05581 133 97 24 12
510 Ooh, I love it when the squishy centres come out of their hard shells. 1.3607 0.05405 122 88 25 9
511 Guess I could start my diet tomorrow. 1.3603 0.05288 136 97 29 10
512 I think I like this new food delivery app 1.3602 0.05027 161 117 30 14
513 The gecko explained your policy. Then I ate it. 1.3600 0.04596 175 124 39 12
514 Guess the way I see it, it’s just you, me, and a dead battery, out here in the woods. Oh…and it’s dinner time. 1.3590 0.04543 156 107 42 7
515 I have the 1957 DeSoto instruction manual if it'll help. 1.3590 0.05624 117 83 26 8
516 Really?? You're just going to sit there and watch? 1.3590 0.05491 117 82 28 7
517 I know how to make things run. 1.3590 0.05624 117 83 26 8
518 Did you check the bearings? 1.3582 0.05233 134 95 30 9
519 No, I wouldn't happen to have a 3/4 inch socket wrench on me. 1.3580 0.04924 162 117 32 13
520 You look like the used car salesman who sold me this car. 1.3577 0.05307 123 86 30 7
521 Preparing to dine alfresco. 1.3577 0.04603 137 97 33 7
522 Did Sendak send you? 1.3577 0.04940 137 95 35 7
523 It's getting late and I haven't eaten yet. You? 1.3577 0.05153 137 97 31 9
524 Hello, OnStar? I need a tow truck and 55 gallons of honey, if you have it. 1.3571 0.05466 140 103 24 13
525 The pandemic was hard on Smokey 1.3566 0.05100 143 102 31 10
526 Who put honey in my petrol tank? 1.3566 0.05481 129 93 26 10
527 You're getting warmer. 1.3565 0.05550 115 81 27 7
528 You just gonna sit there with that creepy grin or you gonna pass me the socket wrench? 1.3562 0.04803 160 114 35 11
529 Mmm. Hope it catches fire. They always taste better medium rare. 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
530 Heehee....that's not the only thing we do in the woods! 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
531 So, how long before AAA gets here? 1.3561 0.05498 132 96 25 11
532 Welcome to Where The Wild Things Are; the Adult Version 1.3559 0.05838 118 86 22 10
533 And you thought engine trouble would be the worst part of your night. 1.3558 0.05784 104 73 25 6
534 Note to self: yellow warning signs with drawings of black bears are real. 1.3557 0.04769 149 104 37 8
535 No worries; I'll give you a jump 1.3557 0.04955 149 106 33 10
536 Nothing beats delivery, huh? 1.3554 0.05852 121 89 21 11
537 Trust me, it's dead. 1.3553 0.04640 197 146 32 19
538 I'm afraid you didn't answer our calls about your car's extended warranty... 1.3552 0.04582 183 132 37 14
539 Great question--'What more could go wrong?' 1.3544 0.05006 158 115 30 13
540 Edward knew he was supposed to stand very still, but it's been 2 hours! 1.3543 0.05306 127 90 29 8
541 It’s not the alternator, not that it matters now. 1.3543 0.05065 127 88 33 6
542 Want to hear a scary story? 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
543 Well hello there, delicious. Need help? 1.3540 0.04613 161 113 39 9
544 Lucky me…. finding an evening snack between a rock and a hard start! 1.3539 0.04869 178 132 29 17
545 I'll give you a jump start 1.3537 0.04473 164 114 42 8
546 Woah there Mac! Can you turn off that light? I normally do this in the woods, but I thought I was alone. 1.3535 0.04147 215 154 46 15
547 No, Gary Larson's not here yet 1.3534 0.04797 133 91 37 5
548 Sorry if I gave you a start. 1.3526 0.04396 173 126 35 12
549 Hello there, I hate to be the ‘Bear’-er of even more bad news…” 1.3526 0.04796 156 111 35 10
550 I think it's the car bear ate r. 1.3525 0.05292 139 101 27 11
551 Looks like you’ll be joining me for dinner… 1.3525 0.05324 122 86 29 7
552 Dinner, what are you working on? 1.3523 0.04270 176 122 46 8
553 Are you just going to sit there menacingly? I could use your help. 1.3521 0.04709 142 98 38 6
554 D'you mind? I need to concentrate! 1.3520 0.05478 125 90 26 9
555 The Triple-A guy is going to be here in a few minutes and I promise you he sounded rotund and delicious on the phone. 1.3519 0.04673 162 115 37 10
556 I usually don't pick up hitchhikers, but if you can help me get this running again, I don't think my wife would mind. 1.3517 0.04748 145 101 37 7
557 If I were you, I'd stay in the car and call Triple A. 1.3516 0.05611 128 94 23 11
558 I'll wait. 1.3507 0.04884 134 93 35 6
559 Peekaboo. 1.3507 0.04998 134 94 33 7
560 Can you hurry it up? My porridge is getting cold! 1.3505 0.06050 97 69 22 6
561 Do I look like a mechanic? 1.3504 0.05032 137 97 32 8
562 Yes,of course I sit in the woods 1.3504 0.05138 137 98 30 9
563 Maurice Sendak sent me to help. 1.3504 0.05730 137 104 18 15
564 Are you just going to sit there? Or will you give me a hand with this? 1.3503 0.04506 157 109 41 7
565 Wanna bet on the odds that I am a vegetarian? 1.3503 0.05020 157 115 29 13
566 This same thing happened a couple of weeks ago to a lady and my friends started calling me "Car-Bear-Ate-Her." 1.3500 0.05994 120 90 18 12
567 Welcome to Bear Mountain State Park. 1.3500 0.05260 140 102 27 11
568 You wouldn't have a 5/16ths,by chance? 1.3494 0.04346 166 115 44 7
569 The Car is Playing Dead! Can you help? 1.3494 0.04591 166 118 38 10
570 I love entertainment before I eat. 1.3494 0.04899 166 122 30 14
571 Don't mind me — I'll wait until you're finished. 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
572 Would you like me to hold the flashlight? 1.3492 0.05203 126 89 30 7
573 Do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.3491 0.06001 106 77 21 8
574 Wanta hear your choices? 1.3490 0.04601 192 142 33 17
575 Wanna see what I do in the woods? 1.3488 0.04704 172 125 34 13
576 You’ve heard about the elephant in the room…. 1.3487 0.04784 152 108 35 9
577 Whoever you are, would you mind not looking over my shoulder while I'm trying to fix the engine? 1.3486 0.05587 109 77 26 6
578 You aren’t too small or too big; you look just right. 1.3484 0.04351 155 113 33 9
579 I'd be happy to give you a jump. 1.3482 0.05338 112 78 29 5
580 Then again, it could be the carbur-ate-her. Sorry couldn't resist. 1.3481 0.04994 158 116 29 13
581 Since you’re not planning to attack, how about holding the flashlight? 1.3481 0.04829 158 114 33 11
582 Do you mind? One thing I can't stand is someone looking over my shoulder!" 1.3478 0.05530 115 82 26 7
583 Yes, we do it in the woods--and you will too. 1.3478 0.05002 138 98 32 8
584 Hey Buddy. Bad day? Well gosh darn it I’ve got bad news.” 1.3476 0.04938 164 121 29 14
585 You wouldn't be interested in holding the flashlight for me? 1.3467 0.04633 150 105 38 7
586 That funny noise is about to stop bothering you. 1.3467 0.04914 150 108 32 10
587 One more try and then it’s your turn. 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
588 I can fix that. But it will cost you an arm and a leg. 1.3465 0.05169 127 90 30 7
589 You're not the roadside assistance I was expecting. 1.3462 0.05595 104 73 26 5
590 I’m waiting for roadside assistance. I’m REALLY hungry! 1.3459 0.05342 133 97 26 10
591 Guess who just ate the Triple A guy? 1.3459 0.05124 133 95 30 8
592 I'd be happy to check your fluid levels. 1.3459 0.05124 133 95 30 8
593 I'm impressed. I just registered on the app for food delivery 20 minutes ago. 1.3456 0.05046 136 97 31 8
594 Carb-ur-eat... carb-ur-ate... carb-ur-eaten... 1.3456 0.05360 136 100 25 11
595 Hi, are you from Doordash? 1.3448 0.05121 145 106 28 11
596 You left the bear spray in the trunk, didn't you? 1.3448 0.05214 145 107 26 12
597 I have to do more of this positive thinking. I wished for an appetizer and here it is! 1.3440 0.05460 125 91 25 9
598 Sorry, I do not know any nearby restaurants; but I do know where my next meal is coming from. 1.3440 0.05691 125 93 21 11
599 Now that's ironical, an Uber Eats driver. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
600 Sure, go ahead...call AAA....I like desert. 1.3433 0.05515 134 100 22 12
601 I always hoped this would happen, again!!!..... 1.3432 0.04677 169 123 34 12
602 Eat me and you're going to be all alone out here. 1.3431 0.05327 137 101 25 11
603 Can we do dinner some other time? 1.3429 0.05147 140 102 28 10
604 Which nightmare should we analyze first? 1.3429 0.04943 140 100 32 8
605 What's so funny? It was your idea to take the car. 1.3429 0.05245 140 103 26 11
606 Do you have a 5/8 inch wrench? 1.3427 0.05261 143 106 25 12
607 Don't worry, you're not my demographic. 1.3426 0.05607 108 77 25 6
608 Did you check the alternator? 1.3423 0.03900 149 108 35 6
609 Ha! This boulder is younger than that clunker! 1.3421 0.05112 114 84 23 7
610 Sure you could eat me but fair warning, I've been going through a Limburger phase. 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
611 I am happy to tell you that there is no need for you to repair your motor now. 1.3419 0.05173 117 82 30 5
612 I’d hold the flashlight but, well, I’m a bear. 1.3417 0.04807 120 87 27 6
613 You're just in time for dinner 1.3415 0.04875 123 85 34 4
614 Before you go any further, just know that I belong to several wildlife conservation organizations! 1.3415 0.05269 123 88 28 7
615 The Roadside Diner Never Sleeps 1.3415 0.05394 123 89 26 8
616 Don't mind me. I just love watching a man who's good with his tools. 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
617 First, we heat the oil. 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
618 The only tools I have are a knife and a fork. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
619 Your shirt is a pretty color. Is that salmon? 1.3409 0.05139 132 95 29 8
620 Are you from the auto club? 1.3407 0.04542 135 100 27 8
621 It's making that growling sound again. 1.3404 0.05214 141 104 26 11
622 The only time it would have paid to have gotten the extended warranty. 1.3401 0.04969 147 107 30 10
623 AAA Here. 1.3393 0.05314 112 79 28 5
624 Overheating meets Overeating. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
625 The wolf you heard howling? He won't be bothering you. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
626 Happy to give you a jump. 1.3388 0.05190 121 86 29 6
627 What part of "lions and tigers and bears, oh my" didn't you get? 1.3388 0.05321 121 87 27 7
628 I fixed it! Get back in the car. We'll be home in an hour. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
629 Here's something else the warranty won't cover 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
630 You might want to check your bearings... 1.3385 0.04951 130 92 32 6
631 Yes, you CAN sometimes ignore that "Check Engine" light for a while. 1.3385 0.04829 130 91 34 5
632 Don't mind me. . .I'm a pescatarian. 1.3383 0.04760 133 93 35 5
633 No need to hurry. Already had my appetizer. 1.3383 0.04878 133 94 33 6
634 Thanks, but I've already called for roadside assistance. 1.3377 0.04640 151 110 32 9
635 It's usually the carburetor. 1.3376 0.04913 157 116 29 12
636 Respectfully, sir, you're in the wrong place. Get the jack from the trunk and fix the flat on the rear passenger side. 1.3374 0.04009 163 121 33 9
637 Lefty loosey, righty tighty. 1.3364 0.05780 107 78 22 7
638 I know how to fix it. 1.3364 0.06077 107 80 18 9
639 My meal came earlier than expected 1.3364 0.05780 107 78 22 7
640 Can I be of help? 1.3364 0.05211 110 77 29 4
641 Never mind me. I'm just saying Grace Before Meals. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
642 You know, I told Goldilocks she should have called for roadside assistance. 1.3360 0.05073 125 89 30 6
643 Sir, please have your AAA card visible before I start. 1.3360 0.05073 125 89 30 6
644 How the late Bob Wilson became the Jumble word puzzle of the day answer — "He had car-bear-ator trouble'. 1.3359 0.05376 131 97 24 10
645 I'll pay top dollar for a spark plug. They are delicious. 1.3359 0.05266 131 96 26 9
646 Well, well, well... take out IS better than drive thru 1.3358 0.05499 134 101 21 12
647 Are you the Uber Eats I called? 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
648 They kept trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty Carl... 1.3358 0.04180 137 102 28 7
649 Thanks for your suggestions but this is a Volkswagen not a Wolfswagen. 1.3355 0.05119 155 117 24 14
650 Trust me, the car repair is scarier. 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
651 That growling isn’t the motor is it? 1.3333 0.05215 144 108 24 12
652 It was at that moment that Tom realized the bear lied about his knowledge of carbonators. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
653 Help me fix this and I'll take you to Costco for honey" 1.3333 0.05074 138 101 28 9
654 Your engine timing might be off, but mine isn’t. 1.3333 0.05671 96 68 24 4
655 You should probably call for help. 1.3333 0.05554 132 100 20 12
656 I never ate a Plymouth. 1.3333 0.05025 144 106 28 10
657 Hi , I'm the Road Assistance your wife ordered . 1.3333 0.05521 126 94 22 10
658 Want me to call the GARRRRRRRAGE? 1.3333 0.05377 138 104 22 12
659 No. It’s definitely not Spring yet. Go back to bed 1.3333 0.04755 156 114 32 10
660 Relax, I'm only here for your catalytic converter. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
661 I charge and arm and a leg. 1.3333 0.05383 114 82 26 6
662 Oh, Don't mind me, I'm just waiting for Lion and Tiger 1.3333 0.05525 105 75 25 5
663 Do ya feel lucky, well do ya, punk? 1.3333 0.05237 114 81 28 5
664 I'm a honey bear and you're my new honey. 1.3333 0.04954 162 122 26 14
665 The warranty on your car is about to expire, but with today's special, you may extend it for a very reasonable price. 1.3333 0.04885 150 110 30 10
666 Nothing like drive through. 1.3333 0.04762 147 106 33 8
667 All I want is the catalytic converter. 1.3333 0.05074 138 101 28 9
668 I bet you didn't think tonight would get any worse 1.3333 0.06152 105 79 17 9
669 A toe sounds great. 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
670 Nice carcass--I mean car. 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
671 Oh neat! My Ursa Eats is here! 1.3312 0.04657 154 114 30 10
672 I was the one who called you about the extended warranty. 1.3311 0.04858 151 111 30 10
673 Don’t mind me, I’m just looking for a place to shit. 1.3310 0.04996 145 107 28 10
674 If you don’t get it running, can I have the donut? 1.3310 0.05275 145 110 22 13
675 You don’t happen to have a wrench, do you? 1.3309 0.05119 136 100 27 9
676 you got any honey? 1.3309 0.05119 136 100 27 9
677 So, you ignored the 'Last Chance For Gas' sign. 1.3308 0.05413 133 100 22 11
678 Stopped running, ey? 1.3308 0.03996 130 101 21 8
679 I'm no scarier than a mechanic's bill at this time of night. 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
680 Looks like someone slashed your tires, too! 1.3307 0.04750 127 89 34 4
681 Either you let me eat you or I share the video I just took of you struggling to open the hood. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
682 Are you alone, or is This a buffet? 1.3305 0.05652 118 88 21 9
683 My vision board worked! 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
684 Would you like to purchase an extended warranty? 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
685 You missed the bear right ahead sign? 1.3301 0.06381 103 79 14 10
686 Well, you're welcome to join me for dinner while you wait for AAA! 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
687 Relax. I recently became a vegetarian. April fools! 1.3288 0.04967 146 108 28 10
688 Have you tried unplugging it and then plugging it back in? 1.3285 0.05087 137 101 27 9
689 Next, twist the red and black wires together. 1.3284 0.05056 134 98 28 8
690 I don't suppose you have a 3/4 inch socket wrench? 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
691 Was it making a GRR sound, or was it more like GRRRRR? 1.3281 0.05216 128 94 26 8
692 What do you think I'm doing? This is the woods. 1.3281 0.05216 128 94 26 8
693 I really love Uber Eats! 1.3280 0.05178 125 91 27 7
694 Trouble? 1.3280 0.05178 125 91 27 7
695 While you await AAA, I should tell you I'm with Diners Club. 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
696 Don’t mind me, I ‘m the local food critic. 1.3276 0.05844 116 88 18 10
697 There's food in the back. 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
698 Follow me. I have a torque wrench in my den. 1.3274 0.05821 113 85 19 9
699 Is that a bear? I have got to stop driving under influence. 1.3271 0.05104 107 75 29 3
700 Yes I am a talking bear, but can you guess why my species has never been reported? Go on guess. 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
701 I knew I'd hate camping. 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
702 I'm afraid you're between a rock and a hard place. 1.3265 0.04938 147 109 28 10
703 Excuse me, sir. Do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
704 Yup, you’re right. You’re caught between a rock and a hard place… 1.3264 0.05292 144 110 21 13
705 Thank God! Can you hold the flashlight? 1.3261 0.04950 138 101 29 8
706 I’m with AAA! Need some help? 1.3259 0.04799 135 97 32 6
707 I can fix it, but it will you cost an arm and a leg. 1.3259 0.04682 135 96 34 5
708 Hmmm. Maybe that noise wasn’t coming from the engine. 1.3258 0.04625 132 93 35 4
709 Is your imagination getting the better of you, Phil? 1.3257 0.04455 175 129 35 11
710 I dare you! Ask me what I'm doing in the woods. 1.3256 0.04583 172 128 32 12
711 The moon may be full but I'm not. 1.3254 0.05265 126 93 25 8
712 Please tell me you are COVID-free. 1.3252 0.05227 123 90 26 7
713 Quit grinning and come hold the light. 1.3252 0.05032 123 91 25 7
714 Mondays, right? 1.3248 0.04447 157 113 37 7
715 Maybe it needs olive oil. And maybe a little lemon and pepper? 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
716 Wow!! Is that a V8?!! 1.3248 0.04830 117 82 32 3
717 Well, well. This isn't your lucky day! 1.3247 0.04687 154 113 32 9
718 Well, at least I don’t have to call a tow truck. 1.3246 0.05061 114 81 29 4
719 All those extended warranty phone calls . . . Who's sorry now? 1.3243 0.05888 111 84 18 9
720 Let me know when you are ready! 1.3243 0.04620 148 107 34 7
721 I hear mechanics charge an arm and a leg. 1.3243 0.05747 111 83 20 8
722 And you thought you had car trouble. 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
723 You didn't call anyone, did you? 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
724 I think it's the timing. Your timing. 1.3238 0.05327 105 75 26 4
725 Maybe someone sabotaged your gas tank with honey 2.8 miles up the road from this exact spot for some reason. 1.3235 0.04993 136 100 28 8
726 You wouldn't know anything about hoods, would you? 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
727 Now don’t you wish that noise you heard really was the engine? 1.3235 0.06256 102 78 15 9
728 I think you mistook my stomach growling for a sign of engine trouble. 1.3235 0.04769 136 98 32 6
729 Road-To-Table 1.3233 0.04838 133 96 31 6
730 I won't rip you off like the other guys. 1.3233 0.05179 133 99 25 9
731 If you can’t fix a carburetor, please keep your growls to yourself. 1.3229 0.06194 96 72 17 7
732 Take it from someone who hears in the 40 to 60,000 megahertz range, it’s definitely a bad valve! 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
733 Bad timing. Them's the breaks. 1.3228 0.04728 127 90 33 4
734 Not getting enough fuel tonight...tell me about it. 1.3228 0.04985 127 92 29 6
735 How much bear spray did you pack, hon? 1.3228 0.04858 127 91 31 5
736 I know a shortcut back to town. Follow me! 1.3226 0.05316 124 92 24 8
737 I'd be happy to check your fluid levels for you 1.3226 0.04838 155 116 28 11
738 If you want to help, you could hold this light for me. 1.3226 0.05316 124 92 24 8
739 What a big carburetor you have 1.3226 0.06693 93 72 12 9
740 Good thing I bundled life insurance. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
741 Triple A won't be coming. 1.3224 0.04630 152 111 33 8
742 Guess who's coming for dinner. 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
743 Lord, for this food we are about to receive, we are grateful 1.3221 0.04881 149 111 28 10
744 You look like you're from around here. Could you recommend a good local mechanic? 1.3221 0.04692 149 109 32 8
745 You bet I can give you a jump! 1.3221 0.04881 149 111 28 10
746 If you’re looking for the Gekko, I ate him. 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
747 You’re either having a nightmare or I’m having a great dream. Win-win for me. 1.3220 0.05090 118 85 28 5
748 Do you have a nail trimmer in that tool kit? 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
749 Your choice. Me or the repair shop. 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
750 Don't worry about the engine, you won't be needing that car anymore. 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
751 I warned you about that check-engine light at the park entrance. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
752 Are you just going to sit there in the woods like a cliché? 1.3217 0.04821 143 105 30 8
753 Do you know anything about engines and not eating people? 1.3214 0.03829 140 109 23 8
754 Time for a snack? 1.3214 0.05096 140 105 25 10
755 Smokey the Bear after quarantining for two years. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
756 You wouldn't be Smokey the Mechanic by any chance? 1.3214 0.05096 140 105 25 10
757 It's your poor-timing belt. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
758 I’ll bet it’s the timing belt. 1.3212 0.04629 165 123 31 11
759 How about a jump start? 1.3212 0.04626 137 98 34 5
760 The answer to your question is, yes. In the woods. 1.3211 0.05355 109 79 25 5
761 Grin and bear it, my man. 1.3209 0.04808 134 97 31 6
762 No, car-bear-ator is not a funny joke. 1.3208 0.05286 106 76 26 4
763 Last time I saw one of those, the Car Bear Ate 'er. 1.3206 0.04998 131 96 28 7
764 Looks like you're out of warranty. 1.3206 0.04879 131 95 30 6
765 I’m afraid it’s your hibernator. 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
766 I'm sorry to break it to you, but I really don't think Triple A is coming. 1.3204 0.06203 103 79 15 9
767 I have such a hard time waiting to eat until after the entertainment. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
768 Don't mind me, I'm just fascinated by small engine repair. 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
769 Don't worry about the engine, I'm not that interested in the car. 1.3200 0.04853 150 112 28 10
770 'Drive on,' they said. 'Engine's fine,' they said. I knew I smelled a rat. 1.3197 0.05109 122 89 27 6
771 Would you like to stay for dinner?! 1.3197 0.04837 122 87 31 4
772 Looks like somebody needs a hug. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
773 If I was a real grizzly, I'd have eaten you by now. 1.3196 0.05394 97 69 25 3
774 I’ve got the alarm disabled, now you smash the window. 1.3193 0.04534 119 90 23 6
775 I can hold the flashlight for you. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
776 I'll have you back on the road in a jiffy. 1.3191 0.04964 141 105 27 9
777 Looks like it's not your day. 1.3188 0.05037 138 103 26 9
778 Turn the light off! We're playing hide and seek. 1.3188 0.05037 138 103 26 9
779 Don't worry. It's not you I'm salivating over. I can't resist the glamour of a classic automobile engine. 1.3185 0.04661 135 97 33 5
780 Thaaat's it, now pull the fuel pump relay. 1.3179 0.04826 151 113 28 10
781 Your troubles will be over soon. 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
782 Bear with me a while. 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
783 No, I haven't seen 'The Revenant'. Is it any good?" 1.3176 0.04701 148 109 31 8
784 Just as I thought: I lost my bearings. 1.3174 0.04502 167 124 33 10
785 Slap this rock. I dare you. 1.3172 0.04962 145 109 26 10
786 Do you know anything about spark plugs? 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
787 Yes, I know I am between a rock and a hard place. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
788 Of course I can! Does a bear seal leaky gaskets in the woods? 1.3168 0.05252 101 72 26 3
789 Bummer Last Night for You ! 1.3167 0.05421 120 90 22 8
790 Well I do like to sit in the woods 1.3167 0.05549 120 91 20 9
791 Trolls can smell the rainbow, trolls can smell the stars, trolls can smell the catalytic converters in faraway cars. 1.3165 0.04901 139 103 28 8
792 1982 Mercedes 300 diesel owners are a rare delicacy. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
793 You are in a grizzly situation. 1.3162 0.04973 136 101 27 8
794 Would you start the engine and run it up to 350 degrees? 1.3158 0.05185 114 83 26 5
795 Last chance to reconsider that extended warranty offer. 1.3154 0.05009 130 96 27 7
796 I think it's the points. 1.3153 0.05196 111 83 22 6
797 Midnight snacks are killing my waistline. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
798 I've always wanted a car! 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
799 You don’t want to eat me. I’m too greasy 1.3150 0.05208 127 95 24 8
800 Please don't look at me that way. I'm not a mechanic and I'm doing the best I can. 1.3150 0.05327 127 96 22 9
801 It was at this moment that Bill realized tonight was a bad night to move all his crates of bear sex pheromones. 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
802 Unfortunately, he had delivered a meal on wheels. 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
803 When did you say AAA would arrive? 1.3148 0.05204 108 78 26 4
804 Oh, so it's not actually YOUR AAA account? 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
805 Of course I know auto mechanics—what do you think carnivore means? 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
806 I can help you with your car after lunch. 1.3147 0.04485 143 103 35 5
807 I heard you were on your way to the maul. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
808 Relax. Yeah, I'm Road Rage. But for all practical purposes, you're off-road. 1.3145 0.04908 124 90 29 5
809 Truthfully, It doesn't really matter if you fix it. 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
810 Don't worry I'm a vegetarian I just like to scare humans. 1.3143 0.05948 105 80 17 8
811 I’m thinking you’re not with AAA… 1.3143 0.05948 105 80 17 8
812 Oh, be quiet!! I know red gets attached to red. 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
813 You really think it's the distributor? 1.3140 0.05253 121 90 24 7
814 I can't work with you gazing hungrily over my shoulder. 1.3140 0.05382 121 91 22 8
815 Bear with me a little longer 1.3140 0.05382 121 91 22 8
816 Chill out! I’m trying to concentrate. 1.3140 0.04984 121 88 28 5
817 Sorry, I don't have one. Lately, I've been eating all my wretches. 1.3140 0.06670 86 66 13 7
818 You will have to call for an appointment. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
819 No, it doesn’t run on honey. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
820 It won't start? Don't worry about it. 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
821 Does a car quit in the woods? 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
822 Keep going.. I don’t eat for another hour. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
823 There's little point in fixing that, you won't be going anywhere. 1.3130 0.04857 131 96 29 6
824 Someday, maybe we will look back on this and see we were simply meant to happen 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
825 Phil was conflicted. He hated confrontation, but he simply could not work with all that giggling going on. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
826 The scenic route sends its regards. 1.3125 0.04974 144 109 25 10
827 Check the distributor cap.. It's always the distributor cap. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
828 It’s probably the bearings. 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
829 Why don’t you try to fix it and I’ll sit there and grin. 1.3121 0.04460 141 104 31 6
830 I should have renewed my AAA membership 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
831 Need any help? 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
832 Do these pants make my butt look delicious? 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
833 Did you check the flux capacitor? 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
834 Thanks, the flashlight helps. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
835 Damn, it's you again. 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
836 This is your final warning that you may be eligible for an extended warranty. 1.3116 0.05325 138 107 19 12
837 It’s probably a bearing. 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
838 Once upon a time... 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
839 Not too big or too small—just right. 1.3115 0.05281 122 94 19 9
840 You don’t need to look so happy about it. 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
841 Mind if I try the clutch? 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
842 Is it any wonder that I love old Chevys? 1.3113 0.06049 106 82 15 9
843 If you'll start my car, I'd be happy to hold that rock for you. 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
844 I can't solve your problem, but you'll solve mine! 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
845 So, do you have the jumper cables or... 1.3111 0.03859 135 102 28 5
846 I’m smarter than the average bear: it’s your starter. 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
847 My friends and I were wondering, what is your Body Mass Index? 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
848 You should have had a V-8 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
849 You can't park there 1.3101 0.04772 129 94 30 5
850 Need a lifeline? 1.3100 0.05355 100 75 20 5
851 You still think that annual fee for AAA was too high? 1.3100 0.05979 100 76 17 7
852 Take your time. I just had lunch. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
853 When you're done with your business, hold the flashlight. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
854 I love it when delivery gets here and the food is still warm. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
855 Look at it this way -- my mauling will be much less painful than the fleecing you'll get at the mechanic's... 1.3093 0.05152 97 69 26 2
856 When Ken discovered that the cause of his car's overheating was an empty radiator, he thought "What else can possibly go wrong?" 1.3092 0.04595 152 113 31 8
857 I know what would help...a big hug! 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
858 Would you like me to push? 1.3089 0.05049 123 91 26 6
859 When you're about to have more than just engine trouble 1.3087 0.04752 149 112 28 9
860 I think you need a jump 1.3087 0.04457 149 109 34 6
861 Between a Rock and a Hard Place 1.3087 0.04847 149 113 26 10
862 If you asked me, I'd say your timing is bad 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
863 This is the first time I used Uber Eats. 1.3083 0.04912 133 99 27 7
864 I could have had a V8! 1.3083 0.04735 133 100 26 7
865 This may be even worse than when I put a tiger in my tank. 1.3083 0.05139 133 101 23 9
866 Uber Eats? 1.3082 0.04545 159 119 31 9
867 You're lucky it's Meatless Monday. 1.3077 0.06573 91 71 12 8
868 #FairyTaleEnding 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
869 Looks like a bad timing belt. 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
870 Do you want me to bear down on it? 1.3077 0.05073 117 86 26 5
871 It's late so you've already eaten dinner,right?" 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
872 Can I interest you in a late night bite? 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
873 Hertz delivers again! 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
874 This is what I call drive through. 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
875 This rock is hiding my boner. 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
876 I'm not a car mechanic, so I guess I have to eat you. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
877 You’re wasting your time. Come over and I’ll show you why. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
878 Roots and berries are nice, but stranded motorists are my favorite. 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
879 Hey, glad you are there. I needed to tell somebody. I just ate Sisyphus. 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
880 Laugh all you want. The dealership told me I got a great deal. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
881 Don’t mind me, I am just savoring the moment 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
882 Need help, Honey? 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
883 It's got to be the car-bear-ater... 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
884 It just really isn't your day, is it? 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
885 You want to come over for dinner? 1.3061 0.05311 98 71 24 3
886 Need a lift? 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
887 The old guzzler turns into a grizzly affair. 1.3053 0.05620 131 104 14 13
888 I can give you a written estimate of about two minutes." 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
889 now don't you wish you'd renewed your AAA membership? 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
890 Were those regular mushrooms in that stroganoff, Alice? 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
891 Wanna hibernate? 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
892 Bear witness to this mechanic. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
893 Brake-fest time! 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
894 I fear both you and your car are about to meet a grizzly end. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
895 Shouldn't you be hibernating? 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
896 About that bear spray. 1.3051 0.04890 118 86 28 4
897 Here’s the scary thing, if it’s electronic ignition you really are on your own. 1.3050 0.05027 141 108 23 10
898 Sure, I can fix it for you, I ate a mechanic last month. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
899 This is why I give thanks every night for the internal combustion engine. 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
900 Thanks, but I know how to fix it. 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
901 This is great! I never get to show anyone what's under my rock. Please come see, please, pretty please! 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
902 You should have taken that Extended Warranty 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
903 If you think a bear is talking to you, you have a real problem. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
904 Keep going, don’t let me distract you. 1.3047 0.04905 128 95 27 6
905 Your biggest problem isn’t under the hood” 1.3047 0.04778 128 94 29 5
906 It’s a long shot, but do you know anything about carburetors? 1.3047 0.04905 128 95 27 6
907 How many times did I call to remind you that your car warranty is about to expire? 1.3047 0.05150 128 97 23 8
908 Can you jump me? Wait, let me rephrase that. 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
909 One thing at a time please. 1.3043 0.05119 115 85 25 5
910 Do you have any condiments in your car? 1.3041 0.04664 148 111 29 8
911 If you get your family out to push I'll steer. 1.3041 0.04305 148 115 24 9
912 I don't suppose one of your claws is 3/16"? 1.3040 0.05233 125 95 22 8
913 Hi, that looks stressful. Looking for an emotional support animal? 1.3040 0.05233 125 95 22 8
914 BACK OFF my mother-in-law is in the car. 1.3040 0.05108 125 94 24 7
915 No, what's really scary is $5.99 for unleaded. 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
916 The sign clearly said, 'Bear Right' 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
917 Oh! sorry. I was addressing my wife when I said “honey.” 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
918 Aren't you the literary critic known for mocking fantasy fiction? 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
919 To his horror, Philip realizes the beast wants to sell him an extended warrantee. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
920 No need to worry about your car - it's inedible. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
921 The seats are too soft, the engine to hard but the driver is juuuust right! 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
922 The last guy I ate thought it was his water pump. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
923 Oh my gosh, my appetizer showed up!!! 1.3030 0.05151 132 101 22 9
924 My alternate day fast ends in 7 minutes. 1.3030 0.06168 99 77 14 8
925 Do you think you could give me a push? 1.3028 0.04468 142 104 33 5
926 Hi, I'm Yogi. My pronouns are hungrybear/joinmeforlunch/should-have-got-a-tesla. 1.3028 0.06044 109 86 13 10
927 You're not helping. 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
928 No, I didn't know she was going to hold the flashlight. 1.3025 0.05000 119 88 26 5
929 There’s no way I’m giving you a ride to Phoenix, your feet smell. 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
930 I trust you understand the health advantages of fasting. 1.3025 0.04312 119 91 23 5
931 If you don't know how to fix that engine in two minutes or less, Mister, I think your luck's just run out. 1.3025 0.05000 119 88 26 5
932 I’d check the carbearetor. 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
933 My broker was right. No running away from a bear market. 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
934 Oh, hello there. I don't suppose you'd have a claw hammer on hand? 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
935 want ME to take a look 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
936 I keep a spare hose back in the den. 1.3022 0.04641 139 103 30 6
937 have any snacks” 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
938 Pass the ratchet— 1.3019 0.05306 106 81 19 6
939 You wouldn't happen to have jumper cables, would you? 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
940 Even animals ordered out during the pandemic. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
941 Do you know what the bear said to the stranded motorist? 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
942 Yes, I can give you a jump. 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
943 I’ve got some Thai back in the cave if you’re hungry. 1.3016 0.04947 126 94 26 6
944 Are you with AAA? 1.3015 0.04705 136 101 29 6
945 'Been a long a time, Mr Milne....' 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
946 The mechanic who told me it was fixed had the same look on his face. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
947 Try not to get grease on your hands. I prefer my condiments on the side. 1.3009 0.05606 113 87 18 8
948 Nice ass dude! 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
949 Could you lend a paw? 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
950 May I help myself to you? 1.3008 0.05005 133 101 24 8
951 Least you could do is help and hold the flashlight. 1.3008 0.04062 133 106 19 8
952 She was right about getting an oil change wasn’t she? Wasn’t she??!! 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
953 I miss public transit too. 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
954 Reparable? No. Edible? Yes. 1.3000 0.04384 140 102 34 4
955 I'd love to have you for dinner. What do you recommend for an appetizer? 1.3000 0.04716 130 96 29 5
956 I know it's more expensive but Uber Eats sure is convenient. 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
957 So who are you voting for in 2024? 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
958 I'd say you've got more than just car troubles. 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
959 Smokey the Bear is just my daytime gig. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
960 Have you tried turning the key? 1.3000 0.04612 140 104 30 6
961 I'm thinking alternator or fuel pump... 1.2993 0.04362 147 108 34 5
962 Need a jump, pal? 1.2993 0.04467 147 109 32 6
963 Do you have any cream cheese? 1.2992 0.05398 127 99 18 10
964 Stanley couldn't figure out why bits of salmon flesh were clogging his engine, until suddenly... 1.2991 0.04896 117 86 27 4
965 Don’t stop! I’ll wait. 1.2991 0.05044 117 87 25 5
966 Edwin considers the conditions stated in his life insurance policy. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
967 If you're going to eat the Triple A worker, could you wait till they're done with my car? 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
968 I couldn't help notice your NRA sticker... 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
969 Before you ask, I don’t have any porridge. 1.2984 0.04989 124 93 25 6
970 Have you considered the advantages of an extended warranty? 1.2984 0.04989 124 93 25 6
971 Sorry, eh, I ate the only mechanic in this town. 1.2984 0.04989 124 93 25 6
972 Righty tighty, lefty loosey. 1.2982 0.04973 114 84 26 4
973 Is this a good time to talk with you about your vehicle's extended warranty? 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
974 Hungry? 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
975 You don't happen to have AAA, do you? 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
976 Triple A sent me ..... really!! 1.2979 0.04473 141 104 32 5
977 Aw, it looks like you could use a hug right now. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
978 Does a watcher make you nervous? 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
979 Can I give you a jump? 1.2975 0.04788 121 89 28 4
980 Missing some wires? 1.2973 0.05054 111 82 25 4
981 Late getting to dinner? 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
982 Wanna borrow my rock? 1.2973 0.05665 111 86 17 8
983 Bear today, gone tomorrow... 1.2973 0.05214 111 83 23 5
984 Hello! Did you activate your extended car warranty? 1.2973 0.04544 148 111 30 7
985 You called AAAH! for roadside assistance? 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
986 Please put on gloves. I don't like greasy food. 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
987 Take your time; I can wait. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
988 I can help. You won't have to worry about car trouble ever again. 1.2970 0.06060 101 79 14 8
989 By any chance do you have a 18mm metric socket wrench? 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
990 You ignored the extended warranty calls, eh? 1.2969 0.05126 128 98 22 8
991 Looks like your problem is over here. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
992 Yeah, and the pope is Catholic. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
993 What are the odds -- you having car trouble right in front of my complete diagnostic and repair shop? Customer lounge is just behind me in the woods. Take a load off while I have a look. 1.2967 0.05298 91 66 23 2
994 That engine noise? That was me. 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
995 No, it's true. I just can't go when somebody's watching me. 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
996 You do You and Imma do Me 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
997 I'd offer to help you, but I just had my nails done. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
998 No, darling, I said there is a BEAR with me. 1.2963 0.04827 135 102 26 7
999 Would you like some porridge? 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
1000 If you help get this boulder off my foot I'll give you a push to the nearest gas station. 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1001 Don't worry, I'm waiting for an Impala. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1002 My what big teeth you have Mr. Repairman. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1003 You were right. It's the carburetor. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1004 Did you notice the Chicago Bears sticker on the rear of my car? 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
1005 That's a bear of a problem you got there. 1.2955 0.05014 132 101 23 8
1006 Hey, Bob. Do you remember when we were in Cub Scouts and you were quite the bully? 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1007 Can I be of any assistance? 1.2955 0.04530 132 97 31 4
1008 Once they get a taste for stranded driver they can’t help themselves. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1009 Can you at least wait until I check the oil? 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1010 I take it you had something to do with all this honey in my radiator. 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1011 Honestly, I'm more afraid of how much gas will cost. 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
1012 Why yes,I do have jumper cables 1.2952 0.04865 105 76 27 2
1013 That’s no picnic. For you. 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1014 Can I borrow a roll of toilet paper? 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1015 Too bad you don't have a carburetor to blame anymore. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
1016 Well are you going to help or just sit there grinning? 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
1017 Bent over the hood of his car during the peak hours of mating season, Doug unwittingly presented himself as "available". 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
1018 Aww Honey! You got delivery. 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
1019 It’s probably your alternator. 1.2946 0.04848 129 97 26 6
1020 May I have a word with you about your warranty? 1.2946 0.04848 129 97 26 6
1021 I'm not your honey! 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
1022 Well, are you just going to stand there? Help me! 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1023 Bet you wish you'd taken that call about your car's extended warranty. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1024 It’s been a while since I worked at the shop but I think I can help you out. Oddly enough I specialized in this same make & model. First off, do you have a pair of gloves big enough for me? It isn’t safe to do this kind of repair with my bear hands. 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
1025 Have you tried licking it? 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1026 I thought the sign read, bear left? 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
1027 What can I say, but good luck? 1.2937 0.04637 143 108 28 7
1028 You're going to need major repairs. 1.2937 0.04723 126 96 24 6
1029 No pressure. 1.2936 0.04754 109 79 28 2
1030 Hey, you're no threat. I'm looking at a fifty mile tow and a local garage repair and I'm a hundred miles out of warranty. 1.2936 0.05099 109 81 24 4
1031 Ooh la la! Having a buddy who works the AAA hotline is the gift that keeps on giving. 1.2936 0.05263 109 82 22 5
1032 Need help? 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1033 You don’t really come here to fix cars, do ya? 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1034 Suddenly, Jack felt he had more of a problem than a broken fan belt." E Cerin 1.2932 0.04747 133 100 27 6
1035 Once you’re good and oily I’’m going to ask you to run up the hill. 1.2931 0.05340 116 89 20 7
1036 Do you know anything about engines, or are you going to sit there with that stupid grin on your face? 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
1037 Mmmmmm! Roadkill! 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1038 Don’t just stand there grinning, grab a wrench. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1039 I'd say you're in a hairy situation. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1040 Hi, my name is Steve and I'm your Ubear. 1.2927 0.04722 123 91 28 4
1041 Well, the good news is you don't need to call a tow truck. 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
1042 Suddenly, Wally realized he coulda had a V8 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
1043 Then the bear said he was from Russia and added, "The tank's empty, stupid." 1.2925 0.05838 106 83 15 8
1044 Check the battery cables. Did I ever mention I was in « The Revenant? » 1.2923 0.04561 130 96 30 4
1045 Do you need a jumpstart? 1.2923 0.04938 130 99 24 7
1046 Hard to find a charging station out here. Wanna stay for a bite? 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1047 Looks like your Lifetime Guarantee has expired. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1048 Are you the guy from triple A? 1.2921 0.05348 89 65 22 2
1049 I could help you with that alternator but unfortunately you are between me and my cubs. 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1050 Can you stop salivating for a minute and come hold this flashlight for me? 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1051 Tell me, how did you like gobbling my baby's bowl of porridge?" 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1052 We've finally reached you about your car's extended warranty 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
1053 Yeah, I could have taken it in for an overhaul before I left. But that would have cost me an arm and a leg.” 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
1054 Do you mind if I just sit here and watch? 1.2917 0.05212 120 92 21 7
1055 I don’t think OnStar will be of much help for the problem you’re about to have. 1.2913 0.04887 127 96 25 6
1056 Berries are fine but I'm transitioning to alternative fuels. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1057 NICE BUNS! 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
1058 Looking for roadside assistance? 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1059 Yessir, you're definitely between a rock and a hard place " 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1060 I have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1061 Car insurance? Do you have life insurance? 1.2906 0.05159 117 89 22 6
1062 Trust me. It's a hybrid. Not as tasty. 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
1063 Can you keep the growling down? It is really distracting. 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
1064 Forget your troubles, come on, get happy... 1.2901 0.05139 131 102 20 9
1065 I just love it that, when it was making that weird noise a few miles back, you said ‘How bad can it be?’ 1.2901 0.04532 131 97 30 4
1066 Tom felt a sudden stab of regret at not following Maureen's advice to finally buy a decent phone charger. 1.2901 0.05024 131 101 22 8
1067 Ding-dong. Dinner is here. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1068 There's some honey in it for ya--IF you can get it started. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1069 All I can say is that those too pricey extended service warranties make life so yummy! 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
1070 I don't suppose you could give me a ride back to town. 1.2897 0.04970 107 79 25 3
1071 You think you've got problems? I haven't eaten in three days. 1.2895 0.04941 114 85 25 4
1072 How about I hold that light for ya? 1.2895 0.04616 114 83 29 2
1073 Try not to get grease on your hands. It ruins the taste. 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1074 See what happens when you ignore all my calls about your car’s warranty! 1.2895 0.04781 114 84 27 3
1075 You have a good eye. Yes,I was Smokey the Bear,but they caught me playing with matches 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
1076 I think I’ve seen a movie that started like this. 1.2891 0.04594 128 95 29 4
1077 Want a jump-start? 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1078 Need a claw? 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1079 So thoughtful of you to do the cooking. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1080 Roadside assistance? Why yes, I am. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1081 Hi, my name is Peter...What's yours? 1.2885 0.06061 104 83 12 9
1082 I'll call a tow truck after I have had dinner. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1083 Accessing timely roadside assistance is a real bear these days, isn't it? 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1084 Wipe that silly grin off your face and grab me a wrench. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1085 It's your lucky day. 1.2883 0.04938 111 85 21 5
1086 Are you my GrubHub 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
1087 Yeah, my ride broke down too. 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
1088 I take it you aren't Roadside Assistance. 1.2880 0.04222 125 90 34 1
1089 10 bucks says it's the timing belt. 1.2880 0.04795 125 94 26 5
1090 Perhaps it wasn't you engine growling after all. 1.2880 0.04795 125 94 26 5
1091 I’d like to talk to you about your vehicle’s extended warranty. 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
1092 What a fantastic way to end a four month fast. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1093 Think you can hand me a wrench? 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
1094 You are not the roadside assistance guy, are you? 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1095 Looks like we're both between a rock and a hard place. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1096 Do you know anything about Subarus? 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
1097 I barely know how to drive a stick on all fours, do you? 1.2871 0.04943 101 74 25 2
1098 Time's up" 1.2871 0.06026 101 80 13 8
1099 I haven’t ordered delivery in a long time. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1100 Feel like a snack? 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
1101 No, I haven't seen a girl in a red hood. 1.2870 0.05891 108 86 13 9
1102 I’m on empty too 1.2870 0.05057 115 87 23 5
1103 I'm just a stock market bear. Do you want me to call your broker? 1.2870 0.05350 115 89 19 7
1104 Dead battery? I jump, you start. 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
1105 It sounded like a vacuum leak to me ... and that's what brought me here tonight. 1.2868 0.04822 129 98 25 6
1106 A spanner? I could fix that with my bear hands. 1.2868 0.05067 129 100 21 8
1107 Car battery playing dead? 1.2868 0.05209 136 108 17 11
1108 I know how to fix that. Got a carving knife? 1.2857 0.05591 112 88 16 8
1109 You must be the guy from GrubHub. 1.2857 0.05855 105 83 14 8
1110 Isn't it great not to have to wear a mask anymore when dining out? 1.2857 0.06497 91 73 10 8
1111 I helped a Frenchman with his car. He was Claude. 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
1112 It's a bad bearing! 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
1113 Let me give it a tap 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
1114 Hey! Will you jump me?? 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1115 Do you know anything about engines? 1.2857 0.03984 119 94 20 5
1116 Hey, you could come over my side to relax!" 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1117 Do you mind not breathing down my back? I am nervous enough because I don't really know what I am doing under this hood. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
1118 You wouldn't happen to have a crescent wrench ? 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1119 It was at that moment that Chris realized his car was just playing dead. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1120 I'll wait for the hotdogs. 1.2857 0.04452 140 105 30 5
1121 Don't be alarmed . . . I'm waiting for my drum circle friends. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
1122 Looking under the hood of your little red riding machine, I see. I think I'll work that into my next story. 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1123 I have an appetite, oops, I mean, I got an app for you 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1124 Carl was conflicted deciding which was the real problem here… the bear or the bearing. 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
1125 Technically speaking, I'm a roadside service animal. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1126 C'mon, Smokey. It's a flashlight, not a match. 1.2846 0.04790 130 99 25 6
1127 And I’m just the wee small bear. 1.2846 0.04832 123 93 25 5
1128 Looks like we both need a jump." 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
1129 When the gps said "bear right", I thought it was a figure of speech 1.2845 0.04550 116 85 29 2
1130 The good news is you won't need to figure it out. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
1131 We can either discuss your car's extended warranty or I can gobble you down now. 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1132 This isn't honey its 10W-30 1.2844 0.04716 109 80 27 2
1133 And thus the Berenstain family acquired a station wagon. 1.2844 0.04893 109 81 25 3
1134 Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1135 This is your last chance to subscribe to the New Yorker at 50% ! 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1136 I assume the gas fumes are making me hallucinate. 1.2844 0.04625 109 82 24 3
1137 Can you hold this flashlight for me? I have to look up a video on how to avoid a bear attack. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1138 ''Where were you when my wife had car trouble?'' 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1139 Sorry about your car and about what's going to happen next. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1140 Excuse me, sir, can you spare a moment to hear about Our Lord and Savior?" 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1141 Make sure you post how helpful I've been on social media. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1142 Uh oh bad things come in threes: first the car runs out of gas, then a bear appears, I wonder what the third thing will be? 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
1143 Would you like me to jump you? 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
1144 Trust me. I'm a mechanic by day. It's the solenoid. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
1145 When you're done I'll have a little snack. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1146 If you need someone to jump you, I'm ready. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1147 I can't work with someone looking over my shoulder 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1148 At that moment Todd became grateful his call to AAA was being recorded for training and quality assurance purposes. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1149 Yes, those pants do make your ass look big. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1150 Care for a little pre-dinner conversation? 1.2837 0.04538 141 107 28 6
1151 What's faster - you eating me or Triple A showing up? 1.2836 0.05148 134 106 18 10
1152 Bear with me? 1.2835 0.04596 127 95 28 4
1153 Yes, dear, I checked the oil and the water before we left! 1.2833 0.04834 120 93 21 6
1154 It's the bearings... 1.2832 0.05023 113 88 19 6
1155 That spare tire of yours looks delicious. 1.2832 0.05254 113 87 20 6
1156 “This is much more convenient than hibernating!” 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1157 Nice try, but I'm already in hell. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1158 At that moment Gary wished he had not gotten out to look for the rattle he heard. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1159 Good news, bad new. Your car is still protected under warranty. Unfortunately - you're not! 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1160 So I climbed over the mountain, and what do you think I saw? 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
1161 And this little fellow tastes just right! 1.2828 0.04982 99 73 24 2
1162 I think we're Ok Sue, he's still smiling... 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1163 It's the timing belt, and your's couldn't be worse. 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
1164 You don’t need to worry about fixing your car. 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1165 But consider the mileage you’ll get from finding a talking bear. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1166 Griz remembers: Guys who can't keep their cars running are easier to chew and don't have grease on them. 1.2824 0.05115 131 103 19 9
1167 Oh, God. First I had "Gladly the Cross I'd Bear" stuck in my head, and now this. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1168 Of course there won’t be a “next time” for you, but I would go for electric power. 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
1169 And at that moment, Harold realized he should have taken the interstate. 1.2821 0.06803 78 62 10 6
1170 Why grandpa, what small teeth you have. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
1171 Is the battery dead or is it just playing dead? 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
1172 No, its not the carburetor. 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1173 A little more smoked and I will pick you up. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1174 I have some sparkplugs in my mouth if you want to take a look. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1175 Sir, you're standing in bear poop 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1176 Bet you wish you had extended your manufacturer's warranty instead of hanging up on that robocall. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1177 You wouldn't, perhaps, have any current jelly or rosemary, would you? 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
1178 Stop playing around and give me a hand. 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
1179 Did you have salmon for lunch? 1.2817 0.04283 142 106 32 4
1180 Relax, I'll probably just watch. I couldn't hibernate. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1181 The expression “standing between a rock and a hard place” finally makes sense to me. 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1182 So you still think those auto warranty calls are the spam. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1183 Get it... I said "carburator" not car-bear-ate-him 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1184 . . . and when your "check engine" light goes on, it's "Game Over!" 1.2815 0.05004 135 106 20 9
1185 I'm not as tasty as you might think. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1186 Don’t bother! 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
1187 Well, well, my little friend. I guess you wish you had bought the extended warranty now. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1188 I called for a tow, not a troll 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1189 No, I don't think the rock will help. 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
1190 Your tires are bare. 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
1191 Bet you wish you'd bought electric. 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
1192 You know that question AAA asks about being safe while waiting for the tow truck? How did you answer? 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
1193 I don't care i f transmissions are your jam, you are not messing with my car. 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
1194 Isn’t it great? You and I ? Here together? 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
1195 Don't worry about blocking traffic. I'm sure you'll be gone soon. 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1196 You breakdown;I breakfast. 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1197 Would you hold the flashlight? 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1198 The lighting here is super weird. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
1199 You don’t scare me, I’m married. 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
1200 I'd help you but it's a full moon and I'm not myself.... 1.2800 0.04765 125 95 25 5
1201 It's not often I'm offered dinner à la car. 1.2800 0.04765 125 95 25 5
1202 Maybe your timing is off. 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
1203 I’m here from AAA! 1.2797 0.04903 143 113 20 10
1204 Bill swore he could already hear the engine roaring again. 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
1205 you're doing it wrong bud 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
1206 You light up my life. 1.2797 0.04644 118 88 27 3
1207 Don’t worry about the repairs. You won’t need the car after dinner 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
1208 I didn't order delivery. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1209 You didn’t hear? AAA changed its mascot. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1210 Just wondering if you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1211 I give this new food delivery service a AAA rating. 1.2796 0.06371 93 75 10 8
1212 Well, you can keep pretending you know what you’re doing there, or you can pretend you don’t see me. 1.2796 0.06185 93 74 12 7
1213 No, my last is not Adams. Do we have a problem here? 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1214 My wife went missing because of car trouble. Car bear ate her. 1.2791 0.04980 129 103 17 9
1215 Really underestimated this commute. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1216 Don't bother trying to fix it; you won't be using it anymore. 1.2789 0.04708 147 115 23 9
1217 Looks like today’s your lucky day! 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1218 Have you lost your bearings? 1.2788 0.04625 104 76 27 1
1219 My, what a nice spark-ignighted, internal combustion engine you have there… 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1220 Don't look at me. I don't understand motor mechanics either. 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1221 Don't worry - you'll be up and running in no time. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1222 That's not the fuel injector. 1.2787 0.04836 122 93 24 5
1223 I'll get to you later. 1.2787 0.05239 122 96 18 8
1224 Just when I thought how could things get any worse? 1.2787 0.04694 122 92 26 4
1225 On the plus side, you won't have to fret anymore about those high gas prices. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1226 I think I can solve your problem! 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1227 Would you hurry up with my car. There's a guy in town I want to eat for breakfast. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1228 You seem to be in a dangerous fix. 1.2783 0.04711 115 86 26 3
1229 So you'll help get this boulder off my foot and I'll help push start the car. Deal? 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1230 Please stay at least six feet away. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1231 If you bring that picnic basket out, I'll give you back your distributor. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1232 Are you from AAA or BEAR? 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1233 Please stop that. I don't like greasy food. 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1234 I only know how to break in 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1235 It's a bear of a problem. 1.2778 0.04893 108 81 24 3
1236 Quit your growling, honey, I'll fix it. 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1237 Engine problems are the least of your worries. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1238 My rates are competitive." 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1239 Go ahead...I can wait. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1240 Bear: "Need some help? You might not know this about me, George, but I am actually a fully qualified Mechanic." 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1241 Come over and hold this flashlight, would you? 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1242 Care for some porridge and a comfy bed while you wait for help to arrive? 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
1243 Oh, this is my favorite drive thru. 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
1244 My last Uber driver pulled a similar stunt 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1245 I don't expect you to call AAA. I expect you to scream, "AAA!" 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
1246 Uh oh. He smells I’m a Packers fan. 1.2762 0.04784 105 78 25 2
1247 your leg looks tasty, i mean it looks like a spark plug is out 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1248 I see my Uber Eats has arrived. 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
1249 After several breakdowns through the forest his only option was to "grin and bear it" 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
1250 You never met a bear that can talk? I never met an accountant that could fix a broken water pump! 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
1251 Thank goodness I bought the eco-friendly model. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
1252 Tell me a Jada joke! 1.2756 0.05205 127 101 17 9
1253 Is this my Uber dessert? 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1254 Wanna play? 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1255 Your name is Goldilocks? What a coincidence, I knew your daughter… 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1256 It might not matter how bad I am at fixing cars. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1257 Why don't you believe the AAA sent me? 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
1258 Why the big pause? 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1259 We have something in common, I also prefer the older models. 1.2752 0.04676 109 81 26 2
1260 I think your timing's off. 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1261 Will you join me for dinner? 1.2750 0.04261 120 88 31 1
1262 This is a classic: tourist breaks down in bear country, bear shows up, bear eats tourist... 1.2750 0.05016 120 93 21 6
1263 So much for 'the woods are lovely, dark and deep!" 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
1264 Looks like you have a problem 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1265 Could you please do that IN the woods? 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1266 Really? You only want the catalytic converter? 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
1267 My, what a bad carburetor you have. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1268 I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help! 1.2746 0.05012 142 114 17 11
1269 Hey, hold the flashlight and we’ll grab a bite later. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1270 I find these situations unbearable too. 1.2745 0.04858 102 76 24 2
1271 Jeffrey you aren't scaring anybody with that bear costume. Now come help with the car. 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1272 Don't let me interrupt you. I enjoy a drive after dinner! 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1273 It's your carburetor, stupid! 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1274 I've been meaning to ask, "Do you shit in the woods?" 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1275 I wouldn't take that to the garage, they're definitely predators. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
1276 I can't bear you scowling behind my back. 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
1277 Well, if it isn't Vladimir Putin. 1.2743 0.05795 113 92 11 10
1278 You need a jump start? 1.2743 0.04399 113 83 29 1
1279 The rule of roadside assistance? Yeah, it's got teeth. 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
1280 But Google Maps said you were the kind that ate berries... 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
1281 I’ll wait until you’re done. I enjoy the chase.” 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
1282 Do tell me, do you think you’ll ever move back to the city? 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1283 Wanna play a game? 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1284 You seem distracted, but let’s see if you know whether I’m the kind of bear where you’re supposed to shout and make yourself big or the kind where you’re NOT supposed to do that? 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1285 Ursa Major is so clear on these country roads. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1286 I love getting my meal delivered 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1287 I don't know much about cars, but I'd guess your timing is off. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1288 Is the sound of licking my chops distracting you? 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1289 Yum. A teddy bear picnic. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1290 How hungry are you? I have some Oreos in the car. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1291 It's November, aren't you supposed to be hibernating ? 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1292 I said, Are you handy? Not Are you hungry? 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
1293 I ate the British gecko. You're on your own, bud. 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1294 It’s definitely dead. 1.2736 0.05613 106 84 15 7
1295 It’s probably the hibernator. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1296 I see you like to play with simple tools, can you give me hand under this hood? 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1297 Sure... Triple A... That's it... Triple A. 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
1298 " It's not a rock. It's a hard place." 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1299 Might you happen to have a T-handle Allen wrench. 1.2735 0.04139 117 90 24 3
1300 Have you seen a grill with a red hood? 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
1301 Are you the Uber driver or the meal? 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1302 Hmm. Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside. 1.2734 0.03955 128 103 19 6
1303 I can fix this. You don’t have to mansplain. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1304 You wouldn't happen to be a mechanic in a bear costume, would you? 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
1305 ‘I think you flooded it. Just sayin’.’ 1.2727 0.05116 121 95 19 7
1306 Life in the Adirondacks 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1307 No, no. Keep doing that. I prefer my meat cooked. 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
1308 I hate to be the bearer of bad news 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1309 It must suck to be completely dependent on machinery for survival. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1310 You’re not Jake from State Farm. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
1311 I said I wished I had a flare!! 1.2727 0.04469 121 93 24 4
1312 Hey buddy, you're completely wrecking my moment here! Turn off the damn light will ya! 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1313 I bet now you wish you would have taken that road-side assistance option. 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
1314 I was the bump you heard. 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
1315 I’d suggest you are between a rock and my dessert 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
1316 Apparently you missed the sign that said bear right. 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
1317 My,what tasty looking tires you have. 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
1318 Aren't you the guy who cast Jack Nicholson instead of me, in The Shining? 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
1319 You don't make me feel like i'm in a safe space to express my feelings. 1.2718 0.04818 103 77 24 2
1320 What's in your wallet? 1.2718 0.04616 103 76 26 1
1321 Need a wrench--or a new diaper? 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
1322 Don't mind me, I am just waiting for my parents. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1323 Oh hey, could you hold the flashlight for me? 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1324 From here it looks like your fan belt needs tightening 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1325 And I - I took the road less traveled by, and that has made all the differAHHH!!! 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1326 So it's true: a bear does shit in the woods. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
1327 Ironically, that was just my stomach growling. 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
1328 Why don’t you take a turn holding the flashlight, and I’ll take a turn breathing down YOUR neck? 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1329 I should have caved and bought the electric model. 1.2715 0.04299 151 116 29 6
1330 No signal, no tow trucks, no petrol, Oh My!! 1.2712 0.05337 118 94 16 8
1331 Remember: "Road Kill - The Price of Progress!" 1.2712 0.04609 118 89 26 3
1332 Where is your software guru? You’ll never get the thing started without her 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1333 Do you have any WD-40? 1.2710 0.04708 107 80 25 2
1334 Looks like a bear of a job. Can I help? 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
1335 I hate when the killer bear warning light comes on. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1336 It's okay. I'm imaginary,like your ability to fix your car. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1337 Do you want to help, or not? 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1338 Do you think you could manage to stop caressing that rock and hold the flashlight for me? 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1339 In a flash, Jim hankered for the bygone elegance of train travel. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1340 When you get her started, I know a 7-Eleven we can rob. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1341 Well you’re starting MY engine. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1342 UBER Eats, right on time! 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
1343 Looks like I'm between a rock and a hard place 1.2705 0.05079 122 96 19 7
1344 For the last time, it's not hibernating! 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1345 For a picnic basket, I'll leave you to mess that up even more. 1.2703 0.04190 148 115 27 6
1346 Leave the car, take the cannolis. 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
1347 I love it when they put off the oil change. 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
1348 Don't mind me: I just ate. 1.2700 0.04894 100 75 23 2
1349 How far to the nearest hunting lodge?" 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1350 It’s probably just your spark plug wires. 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
1351 I hit with rock if help. 1.2700 0.05570 100 81 12 7
1352 Going my way? 1.2700 0.04683 100 74 25 1
1353 But on the bright side, this is The Moth story I've been looking for. 1.2700 0.05835 100 80 13 7
1354 This is how we keep cool up here in Canada! 1.2697 0.05596 89 71 13 5
1355 Actually, hibernation doesn't start for another week and a half. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1356 I too wish the tow truck driver was here. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1357 Unbearable situation, wouldn't you say? 1.2695 0.04599 141 110 24 7
1358 I've been waiting for you people to come back! 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1359 Can you grill salmon on that? 1.2692 0.04475 130 99 27 4
1360 As long as you're here, maybe you can answer a question for me: does the bear sit in the woods? 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1361 I have jumper cables right behind this rock. 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1362 Oh,a carbearator problem? 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
1363 Are you familiar with the Keto diet? 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1364 I was hoping to talk to you about your car's extended warranty. 1.2689 0.05021 119 93 20 6
1365 Um, I could use a push! 1.2689 0.04728 119 91 24 4
1366 Step away from the car and leave the keys. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1367 Got a wrench laying around? 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
1368 Let's make it interesting. I'll give you 15 minutes to get it running and drive out of here. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
1369 Could you use a pair of jumper cables? 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
1370 So the bear DOES sit in the woods! 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1371 Wrong turn at Albuquerque? 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1372 I thought you were never gonna turn around. 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
1373 I am the Energy Bunny in disguise. Trust me! 1.2683 0.05300 123 99 15 9
1374 When you say you got my back Do you mean break my back? 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1375 I thought the sign said Bear Left 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
1376 Have you checked the petrol tank? 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1377 Hibernation's over. Give me all your toilet paper. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1378 Fred's range anxiety comes to fruition 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
1379 Is that a 1.5L twin turbocharged dual-overhead-cam V8? 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
1380 Do you have insurance? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1381 I'm waiting for dessert, and you aren't it. 1.2674 0.06496 86 70 9 7
1382 They said this road was a bear, not that there was a bear on the road. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1383 Just come a tiny bit closer and I’ll lend you my phone to call AAA 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1384 Maybe it's out of honey. 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
1385 You look a little different from your ID, but don't get upset! I will still honor your AAA membership. 1.2673 0.04076 101 80 18 3
1386 Tonight I get dinner and a show. 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1387 Let’s move this along. We have a picnic to get to. 1.2673 0.05052 101 77 21 3
1388 Someone let their vehicle warranty lapse. 1.2672 0.04445 131 100 27 4
1389 Come sit at my granite ball and I will tell...your future problems. 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
1390 You’re free to go. I just want to siphon your gas. 1.2667 0.04740 105 79 24 2
1391 I like to watch. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1392 I can give you a lift if you're stuck. 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
1393 Is this the rumbling noise you heard?” 1.2667 0.04740 105 79 24 2
1394 And they said that finding an after hibernation snack would be tough! 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1395 Thanks,I already called AAA. 1.2667 0.04740 105 79 24 2
1396 Relax dear, the maitre'd said he would hold our table" 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
1397 I told you to pack the tool kit! 1.2661 0.04737 124 96 23 5
1398 Gas station is about a mile ahead. Want me to eat ... take you? 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
1399 Looks like I'm "stuck" with you for dinner 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
1400 When you get it fixed, do you think you can give me a lift into town? 1.2660 0.06083 94 76 11 7
1401 As long as you are here would you mind holding the flashlight? 1.2660 0.04825 94 70 23 1
1402 Did you check the oil? 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
1403 NYC neighborhood roadside assistance. 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
1404 You just going to sit there or can you lend me a hand? 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
1405 Not running? Me, or it? 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1406 Once upon a time there was a very hunger little teddy bear… 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
1407 Statistically you’re 200 times more likely to die in a car crash. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1408 If only I had paid the extra $20 for roadside assistance. 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
1409 Sir, are you happy with your car's extended warranty? 1.2655 0.05336 113 90 16 7
1410 Don't worry—everything happens for a reason. 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
1411 Can you hold the light for me? 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
1412 Welcome to my all-night garage. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1413 Want me to call my brother-in-law,Marvin? He’s a U-BEAR driver 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1414 Let me help you with your bearings. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1415 Did you call for an Ursa? 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1416 You wouldn’t happen to have a Phillips head handy, would you?” 1.2653 0.04712 98 73 24 1
1417 Need help? I can jump you! 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1418 Hold the mustard! 1.2650 0.04915 117 91 21 5
1419 Here we go again 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1420 When I said the transmission was a bear, it wasn’t personal. 1.2650 0.04443 117 88 27 2
1421 Have you checked the Distributor? 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
1422 One creature's misery is another's good fortune. 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1423 But seriously, what are the odds? 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1424 My, that car fox was tasty! 1.2647 0.04812 102 77 23 2
1425 Hi! I'm with roadside service. 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
1426 My family is in the car, and I’m willing to make a trade. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
1427 You need to stop saying it’s ‘low on honey.’ 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
1428 Your timing is off, but I'd be more concerned about the food chain. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1429 You wouldn't happen to have a 15mm socket, would you? 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1430 The unbearable lightlessness of being just became even more precarious. 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
1431 Make sure you don't get grease on your hands. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1432 Reviews: John Bear; Four stars, The Triple-A employee got my car working in no time... though it did seem rushed 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1433 Hello. I have an important message for you about your vehicle’s extended warranty. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1434 Do I look mechanical? 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
1435 Winner, winner, chicken dinner!? 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
1436 Help me get this big boulder off my foot and I’ll gladly fix your wagon. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
1437 You wanna play catch? 1.2642 0.05735 106 86 12 8
1438 Hel-lo! 1.2639 0.04406 144 112 26 6
1439 Are you sure you're from AAA? Can I see some ID please? 1.2639 0.05231 72 53 19 0
1440 Any Oreos in your backseat? 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
1441 I bet you didn't include bear protection in your 'only pay for what you need' insurance. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
1442 Do you happen to have a drip pan? 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
1443 Ah, a DIY to flavor my NIMBY. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
1444 I guess you're Smokey's evil twin. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1445 Rrrrr. Just not the ‘Rrrrr’ you were hoping for. 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
1446 You should have bought electric 1.2636 0.04413 110 82 27 1
1447 The two of us are stranded,like a rock without a home. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
1448 Heh,heh,the engine is the least of your troubles now. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
1449 Need a place to stay? 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1450 When I snap my jaws you won't remember a thing. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1451 And now, at long last, smokey eats the bandit. 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1452 Join me for dinner?? 1.2632 0.04782 95 71 23 1
1453 O’horderves !!! 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1454 You don’t need to worry about fixing that, you won’t be needing it any longer, 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1455 looks like the alternator 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1456 Don't worry, I'm waiting for a Tesla. 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1457 Yes the old 'just ran out of gas' ploy still works. 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
1458 Jiggle the red wire. 1.2632 0.04502 114 86 26 2
1459 You're better than a movie 1.2632 0.04640 133 104 23 6
1460 Do you want to help with the murder mystery I am writing? 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1461 Will you taste like lemon, too? 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1462 This is going to be grisly. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1463 What do you know — you don’t drive! 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
1464 Do you feel lucky, Harry? 1.2627 0.05167 118 94 17 7
1465 You going to finish that? 1.2627 0.04728 118 91 23 4
1466 Grrrreetings, human......I’d like to borrow the grrrill.” 1.2627 0.04572 118 90 25 3
1467 You've probably met the wolf, but I'm actually your grandma. 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
1468 Describe the grumbling you heard again? 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1469 Just bear with me,I'll get her running. 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
1470 Hey, how about a hand? 1.2626 0.05847 99 80 12 7
1471 Maybe you shouldn't have blocked that call about your auto warranty. 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
1472 You have no idea what you’re doing, do you? 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1473 You wouldn't happen to have a six foot hoagie roll and a large jar of may in there would you? 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
1474 Martha, can you come here a sec and hold the light? 1.2623 0.05047 122 97 18 7
1475 Oh yeah, this delivery's getting five stars. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1476 Show me the carfax. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1477 No, I'm not from Meals on Wheels. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1478 There's nutritional yeast, tofu and some other treats in the back. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1479 Can you fix it for the bear minimum? 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
1480 Shall we have dinner? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1481 Sorry, I just have to tell someone. I got today’s Wordle on the first guess! 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
1482 No jump start, just a head start 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1483 If you should go down to the woods today . . . 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1484 I know you don't have any food. I want your catalytic converter. 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
1485 Trick or treat? 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
1486 Might I help you? 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
1487 You don't happen to know a car guy out this way? 1.2615 0.04443 130 100 26 4
1488 Pork on the menu? No, it's a Park Avenue. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1489 I once tried to jumpstart my car on a full moon, too. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1490 You wouldn’t happen to have a wrench there would you? 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1491 We've all heard the adage contemplating what bears do in the woods. I'm fascinated to discover what people do in thee woods. Need a 1/4 inch socket? 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
1492 It's difficult to focus when you are overbearing. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1493 Goldilocks ran into a similar problem. 1.2614 0.04711 88 65 23 0
1494 I think your bearings might be loose 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1495 caught between a rock and a hard place 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
1496 I guess I’m between a rock and a car place! 1.2613 0.04563 111 89 17 5
1497 It's probably the alternator...rrrr...rrrr...rrr 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
1498 IT 'S A BAD TIME TO BREAK DOWN, ISN'T IT 1.2612 0.04294 134 105 24 5
1499 I can fix your car right away, but not on an empty stomach. 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
1500 Maybe being a Carnivore means I’m good at fixing cars. Maybe not. Either way, you won’t walk home. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1501 Careful, you might void your warranty. 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
1502 A bus broke down back around the bend. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1503 Would you like a paw ? 1.2605 0.04379 119 90 27 2
1504 I've got a charger back at my place 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1505 I have the same grill. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1506 No,I won't call road service for you. 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1507 It's very nice to eat, er, meet you 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1508 As his life began to flash before his eyes,Tom had but one regret, hanging up on that extended car warranty sales person. 1.2604 0.05969 96 78 11 7
1509 I agree. I preferred the days when they named cars after wild animals 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1510 I've just barely started on this! 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1511 This is my favorite spot because there is no cell phone service! 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1512 Did you know it's possible to cook stuff on a hot engine? 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1513 You're too small but I'm done waiting for "just right. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1514 I'd offer to help, but don't want to get dirty right before dinner. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1515 You should see the look of relief on your face each time I go ROAR! 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
1516 Do you have anything sharp? 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1517 it will cost you an arm and a leg for me to fix your framis valve. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1518 I see you've just come out of hibernation too. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1519 Shhhh! I can't tell if it's you or the engine? 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1520 You called for roadside assistance? 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1521 No, no, please continue. Are the keys in the ignition? 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1522 Maybe you should call AAA? 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1523 Am I with Triple A? 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1524 I sure hope you're an insurance compamy mascot. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1525 You better get it going before I get this boulder off my feet" 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1526 They say I am too serious and I should smile more. 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
1527 Did you happen to see where the radiator cap landed? 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1528 Hold on, Honey, I’m almost done. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1529 Wanna play catch? 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
1530 Ah...at least my feet run. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1531 Stop laughing and give me a paw. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1532 Psst, this really isn't your lucky day, or night, is it? 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1533 The bear wanted to eat my butt but I have to fix my car. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1534 'Hmm (thinking) I could ask for a push but he might ask for a ride.' 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1535 You checking the battery? I'll do the assault. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
1536 If this doesn't work out you're welcome to come to my lair for dinner. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
1537 Have you checked the car-bear-etor? 1.2589 0.04871 112 87 21 4
1538 Hey! I can give you a lift. 1.2589 0.04702 112 86 23 3
1539 Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see? I see a tasty meal looking at me. 1.2589 0.04702 112 86 23 3
1540 Your honey or your life 1.2589 0.05033 112 88 19 5
1541 Your heavy breathing is ruining my focus. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1542 Let me get my jumper cables, but then we eat. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1543 Get over here and help. The full moon really brings out the worst in you. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1544 The car is going to taste better if I fix it first. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
1545 Gulp, could I offer you a lift? If you could just sit tight until I get my bearings! 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
1546 Are you here to help? If not, you can go. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1547 Triple A? Er, yes— that’s right: I’m from Triple A! 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1548 I can make it look like an accident. 1.2584 0.06297 89 73 9 7
1549 I don't suppose you know how to fix a blown head gasket...? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1550 That looks like a nice snack. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
1551 Take my advice. That car is going to be a bear to fix! 1.2583 0.05358 120 98 13 9
1552 ..... and I also called the police! 1.2583 0.05225 120 97 15 8
1553 Not bad, but ideally you want to place your razor-sharp claws at the ten and two o'clock positions. 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
1554 The convenience of Uber Eats is worth the delivery fee. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
1555 It's a triple-venturi carburetor. I had one of those classics. Great when they worked. Need help? 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1556 Your engine troubles seem a bit grizzly...lemme help! 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1557 It's the transmission, stupid. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1558 Oh thank goodness, I thought you were the loan shark for a second. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1559 now that you're here, why don't you sit a spell and i'll have dinner 1.2581 0.06286 93 77 8 8
1560 Car-bear-ate- who? 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1561 Do you need a paw? 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1562 You my Uber-eats delivery? 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1563 I don’t mind if you want to take a look at the engine but I don’t believe for a moment that you have the capacity to fix the problem. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1564 Back up. I don’t like metal between my teeth. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
1565 My favorite English car, the Ursa Minor! 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
1566 I think you meant to say "second-worst nightmare." 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
1567 My first thought was 'It's the alternator.' My second thought was, 'Dinner' 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
1568 I find insufficient oil the most common cause of midnight snacks. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
1569 They call me 'Bad Smokey.' " 1.2574 0.04593 101 76 24 1
1570 Have you seen the huge bee hive about a mile back? 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
1571 Yes, I am a man-eating grizzly, but that's no concern of yours. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
1572 Car problems? 1.2574 0.06238 101 85 6 10
1573 I got a lot of spare parts in my cave. Wanna come see? 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1574 Hi John, I see that the warranty on your car recently expired. I was just calling to see if you would like to extend this warranty to keep your car protected for an additional 2 years. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
1575 I'll make you a deal. If I can fix it you give me your cell phone, unlocked and dipped in peanut butter. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
1576 Good news….bad news 1.2571 0.04694 105 80 23 2
1577 Hmmm.. good, my Uber Eats is here! 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1578 Let me repair this first, I want to die like a man. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1579 You should have gotten the V8. 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
1580 You also will not be running tonight. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1581 Does the full moon make you do crazy things, too? 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1582 The growling noise is often, but not always, a sign of low engine oil. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1583 We've been trying to reach you, about your cars extended warranty. 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1584 Yes? Something I can help you with? 1.2566 0.04833 113 88 21 4
1585 You’ll just have to grin and bear it. 1.2566 0.04833 113 88 21 4
1586 Forget the car, would you like some HONEY tea, it may calm you down. 1.2566 0.05448 113 92 13 8
1587 When you should be scared shitless,but all you can really think is, “15 minutes could have saved me 15% or more on car insurance”. 1.2564 0.05450 117 96 12 9
1588 Bear: "What do you call the bear who holds a heavy burden on an empty stomach? The bearer of bad news." 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1589 Yeah, its me. Now pretend I'm not here 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
1590 Oooo! I LOVE home delivery! 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1591 I don't suppose you're from AAA. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1592 Did you call roadside assistance yet? They are usually quick and surprisingly delicious. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1593 Give me a sec, I have my tools back in the cave. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
1594 Would it make a difference if I made a generous contribution to your Lock Up Goldilocks Campaign?" 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
1595 I know a really great mechanic who’s already in my belly I can connect you with. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1596 Did you check the solenoid ? 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
1597 Think Grimm. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
1598 Hey fella, my Hyundai had the same problem. Just jiggle the positive battery lead. 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
1599 Mind holding this flashlight for me? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1600 Yes, Jerry...now check the brake fluid...Good...Deeper Jerry...Now flick the spark plugs 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1601 I love a midnight snack. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1602 Hey , how about putting on some Creedence to help set the mood? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1603 Sadly, Myron's final thought - What would Jane Goodall do right now? - did not help him. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1604 UBear at your service, my friend. 1.2558 0.05077 129 105 15 9
1605 Jump your car? 1.2556 0.04086 133 101 30 2
1606 Could You Give Me a Push? 1.2556 0.04623 90 67 23 0
1607 ROCK paper scissors…! 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
1608 My luck, he doesn’t work on diesel. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
1609 Mind if I watch? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1610 your choice, donate it , get a tax write-off or be eaten. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
1611 Take your time; I had a late lunch. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
1612 Are you going to hibernate all winter or pass me that wrench? 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
1613 Ha motzi lehem min ha aretz, We give thanks to God for bread Anita Barlow, Edmond, OK 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
1614 It wouldn't be too much trouble for you to hold the flashlight, would it? 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
1615 The gecko was busy so they sent me instead 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1616 Go ahead,laugh. You don’t have tickets to “Hamilton” 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1617 I only huff and buff and blow houses down. I don't know a thing about auto mechanics. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1618 Ya, no cell service out here. 1.2553 0.04547 141 112 22 7
1619 Well, remember the last thing you told me when I called about your car’s extended warranty? 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1620 At least you can stop worrying about skyrocketing gas prices. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1621 Welcome to the teddy bears' picnic. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
1622 I usually prefer olive oil, but I supposed engine oil will do/ 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1623 You wouldn't happen to have a 7/16 wrench, would you? 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1624 Excuse me, can you hold this flashlight for me? 1.2553 0.04768 94 71 22 1
1625 Yes, I was the one under your bed when you were little. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1626 Well, if you weren’t breathing down my neck, maybe I could fix this. 1.2551 0.05858 98 80 11 7
1627 Thanks anyway, but I’ve got this. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
1628 You're lucky you already soiled yourself. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1629 What's your top speed? 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1630 Sounds to me like your timing belt needs adjusting. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
1631 I don't want to be a backseat mechanic, but that's definitely not the ignition coil. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
1632 I'm an Uber-Bear - Need a lift? 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
1633 And you're sure that salt and pepper will fix it? 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1634 The game's Three-Card Monte, my friend. Easy money ... 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
1635 You look tasty! 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1636 Yes Jim — I’m the hairy handed gent. And you are indeed in Kent. Ah-hoo! 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1637 Why do you want me to spare you the grizzly details? 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1638 Yeah, I get it, but it’s not the bearings. 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
1639 They've been saying for years the combustion engine would kill you." 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1640 Need a jump? 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
1641 Need some help? I’ve eaten a few mechanics in my day. 1.2547 0.04458 106 80 25 1
1642 Thank you, but I already have a tiger in my tank 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1643 I can eat you or I can have sex with you, but I’ll warn you first, sex makes me hungry 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1644 Enough with the jokes. Goldilocks could be lurking about. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1645 You look different without the mask. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1646 Hmm, did that rock just move? 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1647 Did you eat the alternator as well? 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1648 You can use my restroom as soon as I’m done. 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
1649 Welcome to the 'hood. 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
1650 Ahhh, fan belt— I think I have an extra at my place. Ride-share... or shall we walk? 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1651 Oh yes! Love late night snacks. 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1652 Pic-i-nic basket. Yum. 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1653 It's safe to say I'm not getting a charge out of you. 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
1654 The oil only has the color of honey, not the taste. 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1655 I think you need an Ubear. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1656 Did you hear about the downfall of that woman who had auto trouble? “Bad Car-Bear-Ate-Her”! 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
1657 Lucky you! 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1658 The AAA guy's last words were 'It's an alternator problem'. 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
1659 Could you hand me that 7/16" wrench? 1.2541 0.03958 122 91 31 0
1660 No silly, use the #1 cylinder to calibrate top dead center. 1.2540 0.04638 126 99 22 5
1661 If you like the taste of cognac, be my guest. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1662 Don't you just love it when it's your lucky day! 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
1663 I was once like you, just an ordinary man with a bad carburetor. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1664 Got a wrench? 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
1665 You're in luck. I have an extra pizza slice left over. Wait till I finish here and I'll toss it to you. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1666 Not to worry. Carburetors give me indigestion. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1667 Don't worry, I've got your back. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1668 Thanks for the offer, but I already ate. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
1669 What were you expecting, a UFO abduction? 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
1670 You were right. It's the carburetor. You don't have to be so smug about it. 1.2527 0.04840 91 69 21 1
1671 I think my wife set me up for the perfect murder 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1672 Would you like some help holding the flashlight? 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1673 Do you know anything about car bear aters? 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1674 Hey, can you reach this with your claws? 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1675 Doesn’t a bear sit in the WOODS? 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1676 My future looks fulfilling...your future kinda sucks. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1677 I know I’ve got some salmon in here somewhere. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1678 I think the battery is just playing dead. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1679 Ah, can you help me here? 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1680 Using fish oil in the engine had proved to be a mistake in more ways than one. 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
1681 Did I just hear you say GRACE ? 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1682 So that’s what they meant by “bear right”?! 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1683 Ah, just in time for dinner. 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
1684 Did you bring ketchup? 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
1685 Looks like you could lose a hand. 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
1686 Oh sir, may I lend you a paw? 1.2525 0.04618 99 75 23 1
1687 So much for roadside assistance, huh? 1.2525 0.04389 99 74 25 0
1688 Nobody's eating nobody until I get to the bottom of this. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1689 The moment jack realized poor car maintenance had it's down side. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1690 I'll let you eat me if, and only if, you help me fix this car. 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
1691 boy, I hope I wake up pretty soon 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1692 Why yes, I do think it's harder since the Times bought Wordle. 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
1693 Setting a trap for the evil tow truck driver. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1694 I think it’s the wrong end of the food chain. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1695 Doesn't look good, does it? 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1696 Wow, a flashlight that works! 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1697 If you call a tow truck, could you ask them to bring hot sauce? 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1698 Finally, I found my bear repellent! 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
1699 Do you know anything about BEAR i n g s? 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
1700 I'll go see if I can scare up some help. 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
1701 Is it anything like opening a trash bin? 1.2523 0.04423 107 81 25 1
1702 OH!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRIPLE A!! 1.2523 0.04896 107 86 16 5
1703 Looks like you finally have a moment to talk about your car's extended warranty. . . . 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1704 So you’re Goldilocks’ father! 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1705 And just like that, my night became unbearably worse. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1706 If you really want me to leave, you will give me back the spark plugs. 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1707 Ooh, I love appearing in political comics! Hmm...lost and broken-down machinery...sharp claws on a lethargic bear -- Any idea which one of us is the Russian army? 1.2523 0.05790 111 93 8 10
1708 Can I give you a claw? 1.2523 0.04519 111 85 24 2
1709 Guess you were not interested in those extended car warranty calls. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1710 Let's just agree, to disagree. 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
1711 The tow truck driver will taste better than I do - he eats a lot of fish. 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
1712 You wouldn't have plug wrench? 1.2521 0.04732 119 96 17 6
1713 Thanks for checking on me, but roadside assistance is on the way. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
1714 Aren't they always breaking down in the scariest places? 1.2520 0.04739 127 101 20 6
1715 My wife is always telling me that buying an English sports car was going to get me into real trouble one day! 1.2519 0.04381 131 102 25 4
1716 Know cars? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1717 There's nothing wrong with your car. The weird grumbling noise was me. 1.2500 0.04683 96 73 22 1
1718 This could turn out to be the best thing that ever happened to you. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1719 Maybe that growling sound isn't coming from the engine... 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
1720 Bear with me,please. 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
1721 Be careful, there are lots of creeps on this road. 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
1722 Well isn't this convenient. Can you hold the flashlight? 1.2500 0.04267 104 78 26 0
1723 Bear right. 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
1724 No, I haven't seen Goldilocks, and I certainly would not give her a ride if I did. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
1725 Okay, now re-plug that battery cord - the black one. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
1726 Congratulations, John! Your lifetime of bad luck has finally earned you a good death! 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
1727 Growling is never a problem-solver. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
1728 Hi, I'm Smokey. Remember, only you can prevent hunger. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1729 I'd be happy to give you a lift! 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1730 I realize you're hungry but let me fix this thing and I'll bring you back a double order of chili cheese fries. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1731 Looking for the silver lining? 1.2500 0.04480 104 79 24 1
1732 Vrooom, Vrooom 1.2500 0.05752 100 82 11 7
1733 I've got jumper cables back in my den if you need them. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1734 Don't just sit there, get me a 1/2 inch wrench. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
1735 You wouldn't happen to have a half-inch socket wrench on you, would you? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1736 Boy,that Uber Eats is really something. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
1737 How serendipitous our paths cross at suppertime. If you don't mind, allow me to prey. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
1738 Yeah... I wish I could help, but you are a figment of my imagination. I am 3-months into hibernation. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
1739 you're not from Triple A, are you? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1740 What kind of roadside assistance were you thinking of? 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1741 Do you know you’re on the road to nowhere? 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1742 Listen dude, you're a bear, NOT a werewolf. But more importantly, my wife's asleep in the car, and if you wake her up, there WILL BE hell to pay!!! 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1743 Now would be the perfect time to extend your car’s warranty! 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
1744 So, do I look as scary and menacing as I think I look? 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
1745 Could you give me a hand here and hold this light? 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
1746 You know, I have experience in jump starting one’s motor. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1747 If you’ll hold the flashlight, I think I can get it to start. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1748 When you get it started can you give me a ride? 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1749 ”I’m from AAA… Aggressive Animal Ambush. 1.2500 0.04484 112 86 24 2
1750 Let me guess...you hit a large rock about 100 feet back. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1751 With this grin, I can jumpstart just about anyone. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1752 I can definitely save you some money on repair bills 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1753 Happy to lend a hand. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
1754 Have you checked for bear urine in the gas tank? 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1755 My what big teeth you have. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
1756 You will meet a tall dark handsome stranger 1.2500 0.05444 108 88 13 7
1757 I told you, we should have taken that bus. 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
1758 You should’ve had a V8. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1759 Not that it's you biggest problem right now, but there is a repair shop just around the next curve. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1760 You know, there would be a quicker way to resolve your problem. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
1761 I said,"Can you please take the light... not take a bite!!!" 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
1762 Some guys really don't have all the luck. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1763 Your condescending tone isn’t helping. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
1764 Perfect, bad timing belt! 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1765 Like a good neighbor state farm is there… Nope still didn't work. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
1766 True, Dale's ex-wife had put on a few pounds, but she still looked at him with the same 'hungry eyes' that reminded him of their song. 1.2500 0.04642 116 93 18 5
1767 Now, who’s wishing they didn’t hang up on that call about an extended warranty? 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1768 Come with me. I''ll take you to Grandma's house! 1.2482 0.03919 141 108 31 2
1769 So you think Car Shield is going to help YOU?! 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
1770 Excuse me, can I fix it for you? 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1771 I have plenty of spark plugs back at the cave. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1772 Easy on the schadenfreude, Yogi! 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1773 We could while away the evening swapping Grizzly jokes. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1774 Funny. I'm hearing a strange knock, too. Could be my stomach? 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1775 Hey, you, git over here! Lemme teach you a marketable skill. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1776 I'm telling you, the Auto Club guy is tastier. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1777 Wow, is that a Hemi? 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1778 Wow, it’s been ages since I’ve seen an inline 6 with an overhead cam! 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1779 Don't worry I'm from AAA and I'm not that hungry. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1780 Well, the good news is I know where that damn rumbling noise is coming from. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
1781 Let me take over for you! 1.2477 0.04544 109 84 23 2
1782 Narrator: Only I didn’t say fudge… 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1783 That roar. Not a good sign. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1784 I'm pretty hungry, but I can wait til you're done. Are you done? 1.2476 0.05376 105 85 14 6
1785 Get back in my subconscious. I need to focus here. 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
1786 The insurance company is never going to believe this .. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1787 I know what you’re thinking. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1788 I understand adding oil, but why spices? 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1789 I'm sorry. Am I distracting you?" 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
1790 Hello, welcome to roadside service, the first talon is free, the rest you will have to pay by gash! 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1791 Great, but I asked you to "pull over on the shoulder" not to "go and find a boulder". 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
1792 Oh don’t act so surprised… I’ve been trying to warn you about your warranty. 1.2475 0.05700 101 83 11 7
1793 Just your luck I'm a fully qualified mechanic... but I haven't had dinner. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1794 I'll fix your wagon. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1795 Do you mind if I try a bite? 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1796 A V8 Hemi! Wow! I haven’t seen one of those for years! What kind of mileage do you get with that thing? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1797 Well, either help or get lost. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1798 Wish I could, but I'm between a rock and a hard place. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1799 Need a torque wrench? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1800 I'm just peeing real quick. Nobody can see me. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1801 You’re sure it’s the carburetor? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1802 If we are going to have a successful lunch, I will contribute while you will need to be committed. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1803 This is the last straw. I'm canceling my membership in AAA when I get home. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1804 No, it’s not a wheel bearing! 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1805 I hurl this boulder so your comprehensive covers repairs. You let me eat you. Deal? 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1806 The good news is I’m an auto mechanic the rest of the time. 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
1807 You called for a roadside ursasist? 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1808 Are you done with your bathroom break? This pile of junk can't run without you pushing it. 1.2473 0.06049 93 77 9 7
1809 Sorry, does my flashlight make you nervous? 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
1810 I will , I will Rock YOU.... 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
1811 Two dead ducks are about to become three. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1812 SoHo, huh? Seemed more the Chelsea type. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
1813 MMMM You gota fine ass there bukaroo 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1814 My car is my foot. 1.2473 0.05853 93 76 11 6
1815 The moment Joe's life went from unbearable to bearable. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
1816 And that was the moment that Harold remembered his car was filled with honey. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1817 I told her I knew how to fix an engine I can't call AAA now. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1818 I didn't call for roadside assistance. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1819 I'm a hallucination. I will not eat you. Only one of these is true. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
1820 Well . . . It sucks to be you tonight, doesn't it? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1821 Honey, like I said, you should have paid attention to the sign that said 'bear right!' 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1822 Ah great, someone to hold the flashlight! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1823 Well, don't just sit there, either eat me or help me!! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1824 The good news is you won't need a tow truck. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
1825 You never know what you'll find round the next bend. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1826 Do you happen to have a screw driver? 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1827 Battery dead, need a jump? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1828 Does a bear shift in the woods? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1829 If it’ll make you feel better, I can chase you for a bit. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
1830 No it's okay. I can manage on my own, thanks. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1831 Instead of just sitting there, can you maybe hold the flashlight? 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
1832 I wonder if he's got a 9/16 inch open end wrench. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
1833 Looks like I won't be late for dinner after all. 1.2462 0.04891 130 106 16 8
1834 It’s the flat battery. It’s ‘always’ the flat battery. 1.2460 0.04463 126 99 23 4
1835 I can't only just make your engine howl. 1.2459 0.04981 122 99 16 7
1836 Saves me the trouble of stopping you with this boulder. 1.2459 0.04981 122 99 16 7
1837 This breakdown cost Jim an arm and a leg. 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
1838 This has to be my worst Friday the 13 th ! 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
1839 You, sir, have unbearably bad luck! 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1840 Nothing serious - just a clogged B-air filter. 1.2455 0.05657 110 92 9 9
1841 The carburetor is a little to the left. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1842 Hungry? No not at all why do you ask? 1.2455 0.05354 110 90 13 7
1843 Five second rule. This guy's still good. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
1844 Got lube? 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
1845 How about a push. 1.2453 0.04607 106 82 22 2
1846 You wouldn't happen to have a crescent wrench, would you? 1.2453 0.04408 106 81 24 1
1847 If you just reset the wire in the distributer it'll start. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1848 Yeah, it woke me, but I should be up by April anyway. 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
1849 I’ve got the technical manual back in my cave, I do. Let’s go! 1.2451 0.04712 102 79 21 2
1850 Like they say, some days you get the bear, and some days - well, you know” 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
1851 Do you need a hammer? 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1852 Roadside Assistance. 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1853 Maybe NOW you'd like to talk about your car's extended warranty? 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1854 It’s playing dead and you’re not helping. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1855 Hibernation is over. 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
1856 Is just Special Military Operation, keep working 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1857 God, I love a full moon. Don't you? 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1858 Gimme five minutes. If I'm still here, dig in. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1859 Ooh! Looks like you're between a rock and a hard place; and my smiling face. 1.2447 0.05796 94 77 11 6
1860 Don't bother fixing it, you're not going anywhere. 1.2447 0.04707 94 72 21 1
1861 No, I don't need anyone to hold the flashlight for me! 1.2447 0.04707 94 72 21 1
1862 Howard suddenly realized that letting his AAA membership lapse was a huge mistake. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1863 Guess what I was going to give up for Lent? 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
1864 Bet you anything it's the coil. 1.2447 0.05796 94 77 11 6
1865 It’s probably the CARBEARATOR. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
1866 I tell you what -- we'll get it running and *then* I'll decide whether or not to eat you. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1867 It was at that moment that Harry realized his BA in Underwater Basket Weaving might have been ill-advised. 1.2447 0.05796 94 77 11 6
1868 It’s the moonlight! I’d never think of taking advantage of this situation during the day 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1869 Help me get this boulder off my foot and I'll help you start your car. Of course, I might just eat you instead. Ever heard of being stuck between a rock and a hard place? 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1870 As a matter of fact I am interested to see what's under the hood. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1871 I've been trying to reach you about extending your car warranty. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
1872 Can you quit staring at me like that. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
1873 Wanna come up to my place? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
1874 Hey man, I think it's the carburetor, have you tried the carburetor? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1875 Now that’s just right 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1876 You best get back in the car whilst I fix this dear, who knows what could be lurking in these woods at night... 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
1877 Perhaps I can ease the tension with a “G.I. Jane” joke? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1878 Can you at least pretend to help? 1.2442 0.04660 86 65 21 0
1879 You know sometimes they’re just playing dead. 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
1880 Do you know anything about cars? 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
1881 Well don't just sit there. Come help me! 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1882 If you fix it can you take me to the prom? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1883 Yikes, this can't be good. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
1884 The name is Putin. Vladimir Putin. And I can fix that for you. Really. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1885 I am a bear I live in the woods Once I finish # 2 you will be #1 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1886 Sounds like your timing is off. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
1887 And this is how I met your mother. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1888 Of course I'm from AAA. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1889 If you want to make yourself useful, come and hold the flashlight. Or better yet, just don’t eat me. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1890 Hello, would you have any Floss? 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1891 Put your head between its jaws. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1892 I wonder if he sees my wife in the passenger seat? 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
1893 It was unclear whether the fear of tardiness or of death motivated the motorist to make pleasant conversation with the beast. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
1894 Oh, please don't trouble yourself, sir. I don't drive. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1895 Stop fumbling, that engine is at perfect temperature for barbecue! 1.2436 0.04892 78 59 19 0
1896 You can call a tow truck from my place if you want? 1.2435 0.05180 115 94 14 7
1897 I'm hungry ,,, but I need a ride,,, 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1898 I can't seem to find the problem with my bare hands, maybe yours will work better? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1899 I called Ubear 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1900 Do you think you might give me a push? 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
1901 So, how’s civilization been treatin’ ya? 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
1902 Oh yeah, we get lots of summer visitors. In fact my wife and I just had two hikers for dinner last week. 1.2430 0.04372 107 82 24 1
1903 Wait a second. I am turning into a wolf too! 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
1904 If only you had gotten that electric car 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
1905 Meals o wheels! 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1906 It's the Car Bear Raider. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
1907 My mother’s lesson on auto mechanics never got past breakfast. 1.2427 0.05599 103 85 11 7
1908 Your wife said to tell you it could be the car bear ate her. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
1909 You’d have been protected if you hadn’t hung-up on the extended warranty phone calls. 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
1910 No, I’m not the 'lie down and play dead’ kind of bear. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
1911 Nah.....don't mind me. I'm just taking a break from the market. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1912 I'm still not gonna call for help. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1913 That won’t be necessary. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1914 Take a picture, it will last longer! 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1915 It's probably the carburetor " 1.2424 0.03395 99 79 19 1
1916 Okay! I’ll stop gloating 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
1917 Careful, don't electrocute yourself. I'm on a raw diet. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1918 The drivers I helped never complained. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1919 Ahh, Door Dash with my late-night snack.” 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
1920 I'll give you a head start in exchange for any bacon or bacon-flavored products. 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
1921 You need to change the oil every 3,000 miles. Hibernating is no excuse. 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
1922 I'm just admiring the car. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
1923 I've heard stories of people fixing their own cars... 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
1924 I coulda had a V-8! 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
1925 Did you call AAA? 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
1926 The last guy I ate had the same problem with his car! 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
1927 You won't even be late for dinner! 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
1928 Mm-m-m, an appetizer chased down with a V8 cocktail 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1929 Stop kibitzing! 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1930 But what about the lack of charging stations?" you said.....how's that working out for ya now, Mr. Gas Guzzler? 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
1931 I guess I won't worry about complaining to my mechanic now. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1932 My oxygen sensor smells dinner. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1933 'I told you to stay in the car. This won't take long.'' 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1934 You're supposed to leave us alone, if neither of us are running 1.2418 0.04087 91 70 21 0
1935 Every tune up includes a free meal. 1.2418 0.05918 91 75 10 6
1936 I ate the AAA tow truck driver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. 1.2418 0.05918 91 75 10 6
1937 Funny, this is right where your ex-wife said she would arrange to have your car break down. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1938 Looks like you need some wiper blades…and new brakes… 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1939 The moon is auspicious, but the night is fraught. 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
1940 What luck- breaking down in front of my favorite eatery! 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1941 Could be the carburetor. Could be the coil. 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
1942 Would you mind lending me a hand instead of staring 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1943 Wanna jump start?? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
1944 Clogged fuel line. But that won't matter. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
1945 I bearly noticed you there. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
1946 I think I can help myself. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
1947 If you’re not going to help, I’d appreciate you not hovering over me. It’s distracting. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
1948 No, you may not hitch a ride back to Moscow." 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
1949 No, i'm not the Spanish Inquisition 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
1950 Want me to YouTube it? 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1951 It looks like your timing is a little off. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1952 You don't happen to have a wrench that I can use, do you? 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1953 AAA said I could fix your car or eat you. 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
1954 Can I lend you a paw? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1955 You’ve been ignoring that check engine light for weeks, Bob. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1956 I just can't get enough of this new food delivery service. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1957 When Sting opened up the bonnet he discovered that it wasn't a ghost in the machine. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1958 Sounds like it’s your alternator, but I guess it’s kind of academic now. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1959 I’m gonna fix you next. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1960 I'll sell you gas if you pay in rubles. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1961 Oh great, could you hold this light? 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1962 The lord will provide... 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
1963 You're late. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1964 So, when are you going to help? 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1965 Would you mind taking a look at my scrotum when you get done there? 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
1966 Bob formulated Plan A, involving shining the flashlight into the bear's eyes and fixing the car while the bear was blinded. He realized that this should have been Plan B, at best. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
1967 I have a place you can stay the night. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1968 This week the Roadside Assist Special includes a free dinner! 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1969 It’s the distributor, but that won’t matter where you’re going. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1970 Hibernation is the best gravy. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1971 I think a 1/2" socket would work better on that, but could you hurry a bit? My lunch hour is almost over. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1972 I'm on a diet, so go easy on the grease. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1973 Now that's what I get for telling the wife our anniversary couldn't possibly get any worse! 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1974 `Don't just watch! 1.2400 0.04000 125 101 20 4
1975 This is quite the 'meet cute', right? 1.2400 0.04522 100 77 22 1
1976 Are you the party that ...urp...called triple-A? 1.2397 0.04236 121 94 25 2
1977 You don't want to eat me, I'm a Republican 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1978 How fortuitous that Fate has brought us together! 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1979 Remember: never remove the oil cap with your bear hands. 1.2396 0.03986 96 79 14 3
1980 Got any plans for the evening? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1981 Is your car the pope? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1982 Can't you do anything to help me get out of here? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1983 I think that I need to use a bathroom. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1984 You can have one of the children of you give me a jump. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1985 When one breaks down on a dark and deserted road only to find that it is the least of your troubles. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
1986 Have you checked the manual, or is that a waste of time? 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1987 Fuel injection...no, but I do know a lot about fuel ingestion. 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
1988 Well, that's the last time you forget to check the radiator fluid on date night, Mister! 1.2393 0.04485 117 92 22 3
1989 Oh, great! You’re from roadside service? 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1990 Out for dinner? 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1991 Wow! And I didn't even call GrubHub. 1.2391 0.04731 92 71 20 1
1992 Hello, I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1993 Yeah,well I’m hungry, too. You’ll just have to wait. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1994 I would look for a bear wire. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1995 How many times have you listened to Jesus Christ Superstar today? 1.2391 0.05859 92 76 10 6
1996 Sorry that I woke you from hibernation! 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1997 Wish you had sprung for the V8 now, huh? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1998 This is going to cost you an arm and a leg. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
1999 Got it at auction and have been drooling over it ever since too. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
2000 Never mind. You can join me for dinner instead. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
2001 Wanna see what a bear really does in the woods? Hmmm? 1.2388 0.04261 134 106 24 4
2002 Oh, fuck! 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2003 Can I look in the trunk? 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2004 Hey buddy, that'll never work. You need a 3/16th wrench. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2005 I'll entertain you while you work with some Grizzly humor. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2006 Thank you Tesla! 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2007 Ironic that it's the carburetor... 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2008 The last mechanic who failed me is right here. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2009 Somebody's been driving through my forest, and there he is! 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2010 ACME rental, right...I know them well. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2011 Any chance you have a jump-start cable? 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
2012 I wouldn’t work to hard on it. 1.2385 0.04303 109 84 24 1
2013 It's the whoozyjigger by the whatchamacallit 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
2014 Once you fix your car, can you take my rock and myself into town? 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
2015 Is that a '52 Buick? 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2016 You Should Have Got That Extended Warranty When They Called You !!!!!!!!!!! 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2017 Do you know a good dentist? 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2018 Can I bother you to give me a push? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2019 Are you just going to sit there or are you going to help me get this thing running? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2020 Stay in the car dear we have a bearing problem 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2021 Let me guess, you're here to talk to me about my car's extended warranty 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2022 Darn! This would 've been a great one for the Car Talk guys! 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2023 Sorry. That was just my stomach growling. 1.2381 0.04390 105 81 23 1
2024 Don’t look at me, I don’t drive. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2025 Oh thank goodness, I thought I was out here all alone. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2026 Hey, I could really use a paw. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2027 You didn't take the road less traveled, did you. 1.2381 0.04390 105 81 23 1
2028 Our parent’s generation saw the bear as the villain. Our children’s generation sees the internal combustion engine as the real threat. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2029 If your car isn't working, you can use my rock 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
2030 Trust me. I am not the same bear that gave you directions to go this way earlier today. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2031 Peeta faced an ethical dilemma. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2032 See, there’s your problem right there. 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
2033 I see you share my disdain for roadside assistance plans. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
2034 Don’t mind me. I’m just waiting for my Uber. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
2035 Play dumpling? 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2036 I love food delivery services. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2037 Wondering if your car is still under warranty? A bigger question is if your life insurance is paid. 1.2376 0.04483 101 78 22 1
2038 No. Thanks. I don't want to know where the 'wild things' are. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
2039 I have jumper cables..... 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2040 Bears have always had their meals delivered. 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
2041 Looks like you won’t be needing that piece of junk anymore. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
2042 A little Google maps hacking here, a little electromagnetic pulse there, and, voila! Din-din! 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2043 Let me give you a paw with that! 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2044 Sucks to be you today bro … 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2045 Lovely to see you, Vlad. You come before Grandma this time! 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2046 So, did you get that extended auto warranty I keep calling you about? 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2047 'Let's deal with the bear necessities, shall we?' 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2048 Good, good. Next drain all the oil, destroy the spark plugs, disabled the dashboard computer, and try to turn it on, and if it won't turnover, you can follow me to the...uh...nearby gas station...yeah...just through these woods... 1.2374 0.04282 139 111 23 5
2049 I guess asking you to hold the flashlight is not in the cards. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
2050 I told you! It is NOT the distributor cap!! 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
2051 Fix your car, then we'll go somewhere for a nice picnic. 1.2373 0.05202 118 98 12 8
2052 Help is available. All you have to do is ask. 1.2371 0.04921 97 79 14 4
2053 Finally! I’ve been trying to contact you about extending your car’s warranty. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2054 Bummer, I JUST ate the AAA guy. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2055 Naw, but the Pope does!” 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
2056 Bear with me while I solve your problem. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
2057 Jacob? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2058 Your inconvenience, my food... 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
2059 I could get your motor running, bro. 1.2368 0.05183 114 94 13 7
2060 You don't want to eat me - I'm much too greasy 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
2061 Your lucky night - I just ordered Five Guys. 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
2062 Could I get a ride? I'm out of gas 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2063 Um….haven’t you heard of social distancing? 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2064 Did you check the hoses? 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2065 What luck! That's my favorite car brand! 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2066 "I'll hold the flashlight while you pray." 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2067 That strange noise wasn't coming from your car. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2068 Carb trouble? Tried protein only? 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
2069 Uber or Uber Eats. It's the same thing for me! 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
2070 It is just NOT your day. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2071 Does my car insurance also cover 'bears'? 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2072 I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but..... 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2073 I need a new spark plug -- will you help me out please 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2074 Could I get a little hand please? 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2075 Looks like you’re out of honey? 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2076 I'm afraid to ask what's behind the boulder. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2077 Wiggle it a little. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2078 Ready to get started? 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2079 Yeah--I blame the full moon. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2080 I sure should have listened to her and replaced the battery... 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
2081 Sorry, pal, I wouldn't know. I drive an EV. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
2082 Should I hit it with this little rock? 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
2083 Have you purchased road hazard insurance? 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
2084 Should've gotten an oil change. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
2085 I tried to tell you about your auto warranty...But No-o-o-o! 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
2086 Guess that extended warranty might have been worth it after all 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
2087 Is there something I can help you with? 1.2357 0.04005 140 110 27 3
2088 This is NOT your day… 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2089 And who's been doing auto repair work on MY road? 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2090 AAA is usually pretty quick in these parts. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2091 Nature One, Technology Zero 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2092 It's probably just out of gas. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2093 You should have extended your warranty, right ? 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2094 Uh-oh... (I think bear to the right was a warning, not a direction) 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2095 Evan finally identified the strange noise coming from the front of his car. 1.2353 0.05604 102 85 10 7
2096 …and here I was a skeptic on the convenience of picking up dinner curbside. 1.2353 0.05338 102 86 9 7
2097 I think it's your car-BEAR-etor. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2098 Why on earth did you drink the oil? 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
2099 Take your time. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2100 Hey, when you finish cleaning the terminals on that battery do you think you could do my nails? 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2101 Hello. I’m that funny sound you heard. 1.2353 0.04628 85 65 20 0
2102 That’s gonna be tough to fix unless you first rub honey all over yourself. 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
2103 You know, I can quickly get your mind off this pesky car trouble 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2104 I'll go for the greasy fingertips as an appetiser! 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2105 I have a socket wrench you can use behind this rock. 1.2348 0.04158 115 89 25 1
2106 It's not the carburetor, either. Would you just stop guessing? 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2107 Hi, I'm Jake from State Farm. 1.2347 0.04876 98 80 14 4
2108 Yes, yes, I’m sure mixing the black and red cables won’t fry you.” 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2109 If it means anything, I never questioned your bathroom habits. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2110 I'm actually a son of a sow. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2111 I pictured you larger. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2112 The older models had car-bear-aters. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2113 It's a bear of dilemma, isn't it? 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2114 Honey, you'll just have to bear with me... 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2115 Yum, my favorite: rump a la carburetor. 1.2347 0.05945 98 83 7 8
2116 This time the oil cocktail with a bit more wiper fluid! 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
2117 I know what you’re thinking. Is that or is it not a fake boulder? I’ll never tell. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2118 Your up early. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2119 A late night snack! How thoughtful of you. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2120 Um...I can see why you'd be offended, but it's just a rhetorical question like 'Is the Pope Catholic?' 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2121 It’s been a long winter, and I’m just getting my bearings 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2122 Could be the distributor, could be the coil... 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2123 Guess who just swallowed a distributor cap. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2124 I can help you...avoid a monster repair bill. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2125 I guess your mouth is watering over the opportunity to fix a 70s carburetor like mine is! 1.2342 0.04695 111 91 15 5
2126 DoorDash ? 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2127 No can opener needed. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2128 Lucky for you I'm on a Low fat diet this month 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2129 It's the starter! 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2130 Please make it growl again. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2131 Bet you didn't expect a talking monster. Check the relay. 1.2340 0.04644 94 73 20 1
2132 You're lucky. The last stall was a bus. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2133 I'll bet it's a clogged fuel filter. That happened to me once. 1.2340 0.04644 94 73 20 1
2134 That noise was coming from my stomach, not your engine. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2135 You look delectable! 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2136 Of course I left the bear necessities behind. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2137 What are you looking at? 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2138 Closest thing I’ve got to honey Sir is motor oil. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2139 Perhaps you should check the carbearator? 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
2140 Don't make me walk over there. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2141 Finally ... I have waited for this opportunity for so long. Move aside, let me fix this for you. 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
2142 Scenario #1 - When to call roadside assistance. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2143 Do you know anything about car-bear-ate -us? 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2144 Minus ten for swearing! 1.2333 0.04483 90 69 21 0
2145 If it was a diesel, I could help you. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2146 You'll need to wash up before my dinner! 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2147 I know what you're thinking, 'does a bear fix a car in the woods?' 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2148 Wanna play rock, paper, scissors? 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2149 The guy I viciously mangled yesterday had an oil leak. Why don’t you check for that? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2150 I really wish I bundled my home and auto insurance 1.2333 0.05923 90 75 9 6
2151 I should have bought the Tesla. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2152 Do you want me to hold the flashlight? 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
2153 I have a chewed up AAA card if that would help... 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2154 How’s your car-dio? 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
2155 Don't worry. You'll be on time for dinner. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
2156 My car turns into a monster during a full moon as well 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
2157 Well, it looks like there is only one edible item here. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2158 About two weeks. If I can get the parts. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
2159 Don’t you dare get your hands dirty before dinner. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
2160 Give me your bear rings! 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
2161 Do you really think that fixing the engine will help you? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2162 I vote for dinner here. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2163 Don't flood it! 1.2329 0.04458 146 120 18 8
2164 It's just what I was afraid of. 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
2165 The last GEO Tracker. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
2166 You wouldn't have a catalytic converter in there, would you? 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2167 Can I have my carburetor back? 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2168 Finally!! A warm meal. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2169 May I borrow your flashlight for my cave? 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2170 I may not have to fix the car. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2171 No, in your nightmare the tools are in metric. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2172 AAAs roadside assistance has really depreciated. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2173 I love a late night snack. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2174 Missing a Seal? 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2175 Good evening, sir. According to our records, your car's warranty has expired. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2176 You need a hand? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2177 No, I don't want your food. I want your catalytic converter. 1.2326 0.05010 86 70 13 3
2178 Take a hike. That car is a great place to hibernate. 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
2179 Got a three-eighths crescent wrench on you? 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2180 Watch and Learn 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
2181 Watch out for the oil…it stains and tastes bad. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
2182 That moment when two fates are known, by all affected parties, simultaneously. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2183 You can’t scare me, I used to hold the flashlight for my old man. 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
2184 Excuse me sir. Do you happen to have a Phillips head screwdriver? 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
2185 Got any sandwiches? 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2186 You'll have less to fear if, by any chance, you happen to be an orthodontist, or even a manicurist. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2187 Cheshire Bear Pose 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
2188 It's your BEARing. I'm PAWsitive. 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
2189 Relax, I'm the local food critic. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2190 Trust me - I've helped many move on. 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
2191 Are you here about my car's extended warranty? 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
2192 Hello breakfast, I've been sleeping for a while. A long time and am very, very hungry. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
2193 Your arms are getting awfully greasy. 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
2194 Who knew that a broken rearview mirror would bring as much bad luck? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2195 Are you going to give me honey or keep working on the car? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2196 You got a 7/8 wrench? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2197 How do I know that your charges will be appropriate? 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2198 You want to check my fluids? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2199 I'm starving, how about you?" Cal Bellamy, Munster, I 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2200 You like to dig into the guts as much as I do. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2201 Do you need a charge? 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2202 Well look at that; somehow a salmon got lodged in the engine block. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2203 Are you going to hold the flashlight,or just sit there looking at me ravenously? 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2204 You flooded it. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2205 First he ate my porridge, then slept in my bed, now he's trying to steal my car! 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2206 What else can go wrong? 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2207 So you want to show me what's behind that rock, is that it? 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2208 Does that oven have a setting for broil? 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2209 You should call a nice tasty mechanic. 1.2316 0.04601 95 74 20 1
2210 It's about time you got here. 1.2315 0.04384 108 87 18 3
2211 I will tell you whats wrong if you come a bit closer 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
2212 My roadside service includes dinner! 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
2213 Between me and the gas price, I am the lesser of your problem. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2214 By any chance does your AAA card cover body bags? 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2215 I love the smell of mechanics in the morning. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
2216 You can crash at my place, but I got to be up in 6 months…give or take. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2217 Nice and slow, hand over your catalytic converter. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2218 I know you're hungry, but if you eat me, who is going to fix your engine? 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2219 Hey Smokey, I know this is not a 'forest-fire', but there was some smoke, would you take a look. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2220 I ate the distributor cap but I'm still hungry 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
2221 Think you can fix this with your bear hands? 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2222 Be honest with me, Sarah… Why does this always happen when we’re on our way to visiting my parents? 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2223 You scared me for a minute. I thought you were Bigfoot. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2224 Now do you regret cancelling AAA? 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
2225 Watching you tinker with your toy before I eat you makes me laugh. 1.2308 0.04262 104 83 19 2
2226 So, if I offer to jump you, will that make it a double entendre? 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2227 Car-bear-ater? 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2228 I'd jump at a chance to work on one of those old four barrel carbs! 1.2302 0.03503 126 103 20 3
2229 Don't bother fixin' it, will be my Man Cave. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2230 Hey, buddy, I'm talking to you. You ever see Deliverance …? 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2231 Hey! Could you hold the flashlight for me? You think this is easy? 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2232 If you behave yourself, you can ride with the tow truck driver. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2233 No, the distributor cap looks good. Any other ideas? 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
2234 I don’t know anything about cars, but if you want, I could push you back to Russia. 1.2300 0.04574 100 81 16 3
2235 Electric vehicles! Right? 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2236 You shoulda put a Tiger in your tank, Homey. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
2237 Why are you pretending that you even the slightest idea what you're doing? 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
2238 You're scary, but not as scary as this cracked engine block. 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
2239 Do these pants make my butt look big? 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
2240 That oil smells almost like salmon to me. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2241 It could be a clogged fuel line. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2242 I simply cannot bear this car anymore 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2243 If it's snacks you want, they are in the back. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
2244 Boys & their toys 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2245 Hi. Sorry to bother you but I've got this itch in the middle of my back that I just can't reach. Would you mind pausing with whatever you're doing there and give me a bit of a scratch. 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
2246 Hang on a minute, I’m almost done! 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2247 Help ya fix it, bud. The name's Boo-Boo Bear. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2248 Yep. And bears do many other things in the woods too Mr. Smarty Pants. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
2249 May I hold that flashlight for you,sir? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2250 Trust me. I’m an experienced and predictable motor repair grizzly. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
2251 How ironic; you had the presence of mind to affix the Siena Club’s bumper sticker, but nonetheless neglected to but gas in the car. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2252 Could you help me with a jump? 1.2295 0.03996 122 95 26 1
2253 Damn my overactive imagination. 1.2294 0.04349 109 88 18 3
2254 So would now be a bad time to ask you for help with my flux capacitor thingy? 1.2294 0.04250 109 85 23 1
2255 HELLO, MY PRETTY! 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2256 I already set the table. What’s for dinner? 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2257 It had better start. I eat losers. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2258 But I checked the red wire already!" 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2259 You must have had beans for breakfast. I knew you were there 10 minutes ago. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2260 I bet you're sorry you didn't pay attention to that check engine light now !! 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2261 Honey in the gas tank? How can that be? 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2262 That AAA guy was delicious 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2263 Is it even worth asking if you have any jumper cables? 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2264 I assume you're not from AAA? 1.2292 0.04312 96 74 22 0
2265 I'll eat you before AAA arrives. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2266 Looks like tonight's dinner menu is fixed. 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2267 I told you that would flood the engine. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2268 You’re doing it wrong, you know. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2269 Bed and breakfast? I was just thinking the same thing. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2270 It was at that moment he realized he should have taken the call on his car's expired warranty. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2271 My mechanic will be here soon,but thanks! 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2272 So the sign that said Bear Left, meant that literally? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2273 You wouldn't happen to have a wrench would you? 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
2274 Looks like you're in a jam. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
2275 A little help here, please?! 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2276 You say your brother is a mechanic and is starving for work? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2277 That was you outside our cabin last night, wasn't it? Park Ranger warned us the bears were getting smarter in this area. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2278 Finally! Someone who definitely hasn’t heard about Bitcoin! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2279 Stalled car, lonely road, full moon..........Yep, this checks all the boxes. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2280 Can you jump me. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2281 Will you jump me? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2282 Don't just sit there staring, hand me a wrench! 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2283 We'll be back on the road soon. Just bear with me. 1.2283 0.05804 92 77 9 6
2284 You should have stayed in your lane. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2285 If you're looking for a ride, maybe you could come back later? 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
2286 They never got me for assault and battery. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2287 Speaking of empty tanks… 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2288 Ah! Grab and go is here! 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2289 All I fear is fear itself. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2290 Seriously, why do you think they are called bearings? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2291 I’ll let you use my jumper cables for some honey! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2292 Need help with that? I'm pretty good with my claws. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2293 So you weren't shouting "grisly." 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2294 This is gonna cost me an arm and a leg 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2295 I’m a monster mechanic, but I charge an arm and a leg! 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2296 Are you a Republican? I find them to be a little gamey. 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
2297 If I eat you, you won't have to think about it. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2298 Your Uber Eats is here 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2299 Maybe it just decided to go into hibernation. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2300 Is that a Turbo 3.5L V6 with dual injectors? 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
2301 That looks appetizing. What is it? 1.2276 0.04734 123 101 16 6
2302 Remember that warranty call. .. Ha Ha ! 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
2303 So, about that Tiger in the tank.. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2304 Morty, are you on another juice fast? 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2305 Nice little car you got there. We wouldn’t want to see a rock to fall on it … 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
2306 well if I s*** here I must eat here too 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2307 Well how would you like it if I watched you forage for food? 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2308 I think I can help with that. 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
2309 Do I smell trouble bruin? 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2310 Remember all those times you called me "Silly old bear"? 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2311 Let me fix this to prove a point to my wife and then you can eat me. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2312 I'm working as fast as I can! Chill. 1.2269 0.03947 119 95 22 2
2313 I can't bear it anymore. You don't know anything about cars. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2314 Maybe he can get me to run. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2315 Thanks, but the bearings look fine... 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2316 Hey, hey, hey... What do we have here? A pic-a-nic basket? 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2317 Hey, buddy...call Triple A to help...I'm kinda hungry 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2318 When you’re a member of AAArghhhh! 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2319 U-bear Eats? How convenient! 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2320 Last offer: my salmon skin hand roll for your 7/32 socket wrench. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2321 Try not to get grease on yourself! 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2322 Unlike you, it's out of gas! 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
2323 Today is your lucky day. I will give you three seconds head start . 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2324 Does it look like I have room for one more? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2325 Welcome to a Dark and Stormy Night Park 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2326 Bear with me while I fix this car. 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
2327 Didn't anyone tell you that eating after 7pm isn't good for your metabolism? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2328 Just remember that first impressions can be deceiving! 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2329 Nice Honda Civic! My man! 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2330 Oooh, look a giant Pez dispenser! 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2331 If you need a toe I may have one in my den. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2332 Guess you'll have to grin and bear it. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2333 Think of our pending transaction as you doing your part to maintain a healthy ecosystem. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2334 CarShield cars go farther! 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2335 I knew I should've renewed my AAA membership. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2336 My name is Teddy. Want to come to the picnic? 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
2337 I could fix that with my bear hands 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2338 My tummy also grumbles when i run out of fuel. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2339 Triple A can't save you here. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2340 My guess is that your problem will be with the car-bear-ator 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2341 Maybe you can spare a large bowl of porridge? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2342 Time to grin and bear it. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2343 I'm waiting 'til you get a bit saltier. 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
2344 You are about to find out if a bear fixes in the woods. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2345 It might be the car-BEAR-ator… just kidding, I’m going to maul you now. 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
2346 So, do you stop here often? 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
2347 Honey, I know you're hungry but get back in the car! 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
2348 I'm not salivating over you...I'm more interested in that sweet, unreasonably valuable used car. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2349 I’m too grizzly to eat. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2350 You want to buy some chips? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2351 My, what a lovely rump roast you have. 1.2258 0.05947 93 79 7 7
2352 Sweet ride. But don't bother. You won't be needing it. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2353 I could fix your car if you would give my wife and me a ride in to town….we can sit in the back seat 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2354 Do you happen to have jumper cables? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2355 Bet you're thinking how you'd like to tear that mechanic limb from limb. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2356 No, No, please keep going, I always like to wait for when the key is in the ignition. Oooh, the crank and grind with the sense of hope... will it start will it not? Oh, it gives me such joy, so please... keep going... I'm not even here. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2357 Why yes, I am your worst nightmare 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2358 Wana eat? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2359 And, yes I can drive a standard shift 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2360 Someone's been driving my car. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2361 You may not be Door Dash but you'll do. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2362 You seem like you'd go well with a nice Chianti. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2363 I provide the service as stated in the breakdown claws in your rental agreement. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2364 If you push, I'll steer. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2365 A little help here? 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2366 My oh my! This must be the delicacy they call ‘canned food’! 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2367 Just wipe the dipstick on your shirt. I don't mind a greasy meal. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2368 Do you have a chew revivor, I mean screw driver, that I could borrow? 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
2369 I didn’t realize staffing was this short at triple A. 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
2370 Thanks, God. I asked for a jump start, not a jump scare. 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
2371 It could be worse! 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2372 Oh, Shit! 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2373 So, you ignored those Ogre Crossing signs...? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2374 Have a snickers. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2375 Why are you hiding behind that rock, ol' boy? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2376 Damn that Global Warming! 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2377 I'm no expert, but believe me when I say that a cracked engine block is the least of your problems. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2378 I frankly resent the allegation that I concocted this to get out of going to your parents’ anniversary dinner. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2379 Dave prided himself on his automotive skills. His survivor skills... not so much." 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2380 "Oh Lord, what fresh hell is this?! 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2381 As a matter of fact, 'Goldilocks' IS my niece. I'm just on my way to pick her up...one more tweak and I'll be on my way..and outta your hair!" 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2382 Correct! Hungry as a bear! 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2383 ‘Fee fi fo fum. Tasty and auto dumb’ 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
2384 You drove all this way to help me with my diet? 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
2385 I know exactly where to hit the tappets with this rock 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2386 Yeah sure the radiator is fine. I’m omnivorous, remember? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2387 It's me, isn't it? I'm the roadkill? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2388 You were right—it's the fuel pump. 1.2247 0.05926 89 75 8 6
2389 I said I’ll fix it! You don’t have to be such a beast about it. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
2390 Don't worry, I don't eat raw meat. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2391 If you're hungry, I've got snacks in the trunk. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2392 Back at the circus we put me and ten clowns in one of those 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2393 Next time I’m driving. 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
2394 No, I don't happen to have a wrench on me, but I do have a toothpick. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2395 Well,this is a bit more complicated. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2396 Whelp,this is definitely a rock in a hard place 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2397 I would check the spark plugs! 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2398 Two things. First, sorry about your breakdown. Second, welcome to your worst nightmare. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2399 Wanna trade your life for that box of doughnuts in the back seat? 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2400 Dude you need to buy an EV! 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2401 Honey will you help me fix it? 1.2243 0.05363 107 90 10 7
2402 We have a funny saying around these woods, “Sometimes you eat the car, sometimes the car eats you.” 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2403 idk 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
2404 Can I get a lift when you're done? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2405 After you’re done fixing your car, come to my cave—I’d love to have you for lunch. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2406 Why are you even pretending to look under there? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2407 You need a 13 millimeter open end, huh? Sorry, all I have is a 1/2 inch. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2408 No Kimchi? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2409 Do you have grey poupon in the trunk? I really like grey poupon on my meat. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2410 I'll give you my claw hammer. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2411 Yes, that’s it, warm up the grille. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2412 Don’t jump me, jump the car. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2413 Oh good! It’s been so long since I’ve had drive-thru! 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2414 Welcome to Dead Man's Road, in the Black Forest, by the River of No Return. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2415 So, first she eats our porridge... 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2416 Don’t worry. You won’t need that….. I’m hungry..,,,, 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2417 It’s just the nature of the beast. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2418 ‘’Just when I finally got the extended warranty” 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2419 I'll tell your friend Smoky what good taste you had. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2420 O.K. I get it! You're a Chevy kind of guy!! 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2421 You wouldn't happen to have a screwdriver, would you? 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2422 No, it’s supposed to purr. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2423 I'll trade you a carburetor for your wife. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2424 Welp, given this turn of events, I guess I should've had that extra piece of chocolate pie for dessert... 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2425 You look like you could use an U-bear. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
2426 Smile! Papa Bear said we all have to be ready for days like this. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2427 Can’t sleep either, eh? 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
2428 Warranties? I don't need no stinkin' warranties... 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
2429 Oh, don't worry about me. I'm apparently just a government hoax. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
2430 If you call someone from AAA, you only have to outrun them. 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
2431 Boston Butt! 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
2432 Sam realized the lox bagel in his pocket had been a bad idea. Joel Bartow, Parkland, FL 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2433 I’m the only AAA-certified mechanic in the Enchanted Wood. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2434 Dinner's served! 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2435 Okay, deep breath. Bear with me. Check the bearings. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2436 You know anything about carburetors? 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2437 Mind if I check your catalytic converter? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2438 I don’t think it’s the fuel injectors either. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2439 We’re not supposed to feed you. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2440 So cool,my first hybrid. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2441 You wouldn't happen to have a socket wrench on you, would you? 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2442 Don't worry--I'm just a cartoon animal. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2443 I love that I can get food delivered even out here. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2444 You're probably wondering what's wrong with your car. Like why did it break down, here in the woods, right by my house, on the day I awoke from hibernation hungry? Let me know if you need a hand. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2445 I'm no expert but I'm thinking your alternator may be shot. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2446 You got a hex head? 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2447 Are you sure the AAA sent you to help me get my cars started? 1.2222 0.05865 90 76 8 6
2448 Well, well…there sits my reminder to grin and bear it. 1.2222 0.04027 135 108 24 3
2449 Wow. The first day after hibernation really sucks! 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
2450 Suddenly the engine knock wasn't important. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2451 Couldn't help but notice your Hazard lights ... How unfortunate 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2452 Thanks for your help. I just brought the bare necessities…. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2453 I wonder if Triple A covers this. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2454 When did you last check the oil? 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2455 You, called an Uber?” “Yes I did, you must be dinner I MEAN brought dinner! 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2456 I’d close the hood, take a nap, and deal with it in the spring. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2457 You’re coming off as overbearing again! 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2458 Full Moon AAA" to the rescue 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2459 You’ll trade your catalytic converter for a bowl of porridge? 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
2460 When you drove up, it sounded like your fan belt was loose, at least, that was the problem of the last driver I ate. 1.2212 0.05142 113 95 11 7
2461 Any experience fixing these things? 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
2462 Need help with you carbearateer? 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2463 Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior? 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2464 This doesn’t look good, bear with me. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2465 Bear with me for a moment. I won’t be long . . . for this world. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2466 Ya want to help? Toss me a wrench. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2467 The Stutz Bearcat is a classic! 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
2468 OK, just grin and bear it. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2469 Yeah,that's what that other guy did 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2470 The agreement was I bring her and you eat her. There’s no extra pound of flesh owed on account of your opinion that she was “bony.” 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2471 Keep at it. I like salt with my meals. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2472 Let me just finish here and I’ll give you a ride back to town or the campground, if you prefer. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2473 Wishing you had listened when they said switch to public transport, huh? 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2474 My wife is in the car. She weighs 300 pounds. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2475 Should I let this Go? 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2476 See what happens when you buy a japanese car? 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2477 Your car won't start, the payments won't stop, and I'm hungry. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2478 You should have renewed your warranty when they called you 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2479 Can I eat you? 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2480 Cheer up. The worst is yet to come. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2481 Pardon me, would you happen to have any Grey Poupon? 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2482 Where the wild things stalled. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2483 Need a hand? We don't get AAA out here. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2484 I’m just working up a bit of an appetite! 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
2485 If you're thinking of sneaking up on me here, think a glen. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2486 I prefer medium-rare, so please don't remote that radiator cap until the engine cools. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2487 What do you mean it’s the carburettor? 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2488 Son, I am going to tell you about the night I met your mother. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2489 Good timing mister. I was looking for someone to play rock, paper scissors with me. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2490 What a stroke of luck! I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2491 Worry not, I'm simply a large hedgehog 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
2492 Run back to the shop and get me a 9 mm socket 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
2493 I love when you do carburetor cooking. 1.2202 0.04393 109 87 20 2
2494 You called Ubear? 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
2495 Say, you want a ride to Yellowstone? 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
2496 Go ahead and throw the rock on it. We’ll claim act of nature. 1.2202 0.04393 109 87 20 2
2497 Why don't you try a little bear spray on the on the spark plugs. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2498 Oh Please,There’s No Time For Rock, Paper, Scissors! 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2499 I've got something you could add to the oil tank. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2500 So, are you going to sit there and growl or help with the carburetor?” 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2501 I need a socket wrench, not a rock 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
2502 You worry about your car ... but I worry about my last meal before hibernation. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2503 Not the best time for your horn to get stuck. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2504 Not to worry 'bout gettin' you car started fella, I got your back! 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
2505 You should have gotten the Toyota! 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2506 Are you my Uber? 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2507 Do you want me to have a look at it? 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2508 Can I get you anything? Hammer? Wrench? Barbecue Sauce? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2509 Do I know anything about cars? Why sure, I'm CARnivorous! 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2510 When you said the full moon made you wild, I thought you meant metaphorically. 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2511 Or perhaps it’s the car-bear-ate-him! 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2512 “Control yourself, Wolf. This is only a car hood, and it’s not even red!” 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2513 May I assist you in locating your midnight snack? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2514 Honey, this will just take a few minutes to fix. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2515 Care to lend a claw? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2516 Made you look! 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2517 1 catalytic converter, for a magic rock? If you say so mister! 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2518 Oh GREAT! Now I'm really going to be late! 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
2519 You aren’t helping 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2520 If you like that crack, you’ll love my full moon. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2521 I said "carburator," not car bear eater. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2522 Any second thoughts about tax dollars for public transportation? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2523 Are you good with your paws? 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
2524 So THAT'S what "drive up dinner" means! 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
2525 You just gave me a jump, but not the kind I was hoping for. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
2526 Did you call roadside assistance? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2527 Look for the bear necessities, the simple bear necessities. Forget about your worries and your strife. Yeah sure! 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
2528 Well, I'm sorry, but I need to get home and take a shower first. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
2529 Curbside Delivery 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
2530 ‘Drive Uber’, they said. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
2531 Love that scent,your cologne, can’t recall the chic name…”PREY,” perhaps. 1.2190 0.05238 105 88 11 6
2532 It’s the fan belt. But I wouldn’t worry too much about it if I were you. 1.2188 0.04241 96 75 21 0
2533 When I learned bears eat bugs, I didn’t think they meant beetles! 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2534 Do you need a jump? 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2535 Trouble making it upstream? 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2536 Got a screwdriver? 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2537 For the last time, it's not clogged with honey. 1.2188 0.04241 96 75 21 0
2538 Need somewhere to wipe your hands? 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2539 AAA? You should have called the NRA! 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2540 I’m starting to wonder if this is really his car. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
2541 When you're done, can I get a ride into town? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2542 I meant fuel line not food line. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2543 Call AAA. They're delicious. 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
2544 Trying to slip out of Mariupol, eh? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2545 Got any apples? 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2546 Is it possible you know something about bearings? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2547 We've been trying to reach you about your car's warranty 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
2548 You wouldn't by any chance be interested in holding a flashlight? 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
2549 I can help you get your "bearings"? 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
2550 My horoscope said that today I needed to grab every opportunity to enjoy people at cookware venues. 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
2551 May I see your Triple-A card, please? 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
2552 Bear with me, it will only be a few more minutes. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
2553 Yes, I have good taste. Why do you ask? 1.2179 0.04705 78 61 17 0
2554 When the is car fixed I would really like you as a snack, oops go for a snack 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2555 you don't have triple-A do you? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2556 “0h, believe me. The car is the least of your troubles.” 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2557 I know, I know. You need a broke-down car like I need a giant rock on my balls. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2558 Get it? Your wheel BEAR-ings are making the noise. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2559 It’s a “Fix-It-Yourselfer”. My favorite! 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2560 I picked the right day to wear my Butkus jersey. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2561 Gggrease your bearings? 1.2178 0.04246 101 82 17 2
2562 Glen frowned at the bear. Something about this call-out didn't add up. It was almost as if she'd bitten through the fuel line on purpose... 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2563 Now can I interest you in that Extended Warranty? 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
2564 You couldn't have mentioned that funny noise 50 miles ago? 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2565 One last spark plug before dinner" 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2566 Do you have a wrench? 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2567 Oh. I thought I heard the engine growl. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2568 Let me help you get out of here! It's getting late and I'm hungry. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2569 Oh good. I've nearly finished this Fiat 500. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2570 Would it be ironic if tell you to bear down? 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2571 While I mail you and rip you to shreds we can conduct cease fire talks in earnest. Trust me, we’re brothers and cousins. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2572 I told you to stay in the car! 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2573 What do you thinks so funny? 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2574 On second thought maybe it wasn't such a lucky break that there was a full moon out. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2575 I think it's your car-bear-ator, get it? 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2576 It's got to be the carburetor, Man. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2577 'Surely your mother taught you never to approach strangers that stop their car by the side of the road.' 1.2174 0.04907 115 96 13 6
2578 Now is when things go from bad to worse." 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2579 You're gonna need a torque wrench to fix that, fella...wanna borrow mine? 1.2171 0.04112 129 104 22 3
2580 Need some help? 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2581 You must be the car bearater. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2582 Now you're making me angry. You don't know how to replace a simple sparkplug? 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2583 I'm calling about your car's extended warranty 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2584 Good looking chassis! 1.2170 0.04345 106 87 16 3
2585 ‘I—like big butts and I cannot lie." 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2586 Thanks, I think I’ve got it. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2587 Well, well, well — it appears that one of your spark plugs has been removed. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2588 Sorry, but this won't be covered on your extended warranty. 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
2589 If you need help, I've got a cell phone and my triple A card back in my cave." 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2590 Fee, fi, fo fum.... 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2591 If only you hadn’t cheaped out on the undercoating! 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2592 Try tightening the fan belt. 1.2165 0.04203 97 76 21 0
2593 And all the while, I thought there was a tiger in my tank. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2594 See what your problem is yet? 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2595 We've gotta stop meeting like this. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2596 Looks Yummy 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2597 Quit staring and hand me that wrench. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2598 Good thing that bear has that giant meatball. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2599 That guy trying to sell bear bells must be a scammer. 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
2600 No, I told you it's not the car-bear-ator. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2601 It looks like you will need a replacement valve. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2602 You know, the irony of driving fifty miles to see creatures that don’t have to deal with gas prices and then having this happen is starting to get to me. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2603 Wrench? 1.2159 0.04411 88 69 19 0
2604 “ Can you bear with me, I’m almost finished ?” 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2605 It's got 484 horses? Mmm. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2606 Snickers honey? 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2607 Yeah...like Dylan, I guess I should've gone electric sooner. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2608 Maybe it's the fan belt. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
2609 Like to come to my House for the night? 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2610 May I help you before I eat you? 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2611 Try not to get grease on you. It spoils the flavor. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2612 I assume you’re my Door Dash meal. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2613 Oh, bother! 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2614 And you know these things come in threes! 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2615 The breakdown company told me to tell you that they can’t make it.” 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
2616 Would you mind holding the torch? This is going to be a two-hand job. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2617 No, I don’t have a screwdriver. Would a fork and knife help? 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2618 You’ve certainly solved the stuck-out- here-all-alone-in-nowhere issue. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2619 Would you hold the red wire to the battery? 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2620 The bear necessities of life out of it's shell 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2621 Chuga. Chuga. Chuga. That’s what it supposed to souls like. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2622 Know anything about mechanical repair, or just the bear essentials? 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
2623 Well, the good news is that you now know why it's never a good idea to ignore the "check engine" light.... 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2624 I do love the taste of Edsel owners. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2625 Don't worry, I never snack after 8 p.m. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2626 You're not half as scary as the price of gas. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2627 Can you hold this flashlight while I start...running? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2628 I’ve got that itch on my back again. Harder this time. 1.2152 0.04653 79 62 17 0
2629 What's so funny? Of course, I know how to change a flat tire. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2630 Oh, I only eat small animals…’course to me, that’s you. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2631 From the grin on his mother-in-law's face, he knew she would never let him forget this moment. 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
2632 You should have answered my calls about an extended warranty. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2633 Perhaps it is time to bulk up on some leafy greens. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2634 Honey in your gas tank? 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
2635 Why on earth would you think this is a nightmare? 1.2151 0.05892 93 80 6 7
2636 It’s totally the carburetor, man. I got a spare in my den. Let’s go get it. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2637 It looks like you have a problem. Maybe I can help. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2638 Oh man, -'Cars', am I right? 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2639 You shouldn't bother fixing that thing. I'm probably going to eat you before you get it going again." 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2640 Unfunny,Somewhat Funny,or Funny? 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2641 Is that a Supercharged V8? I love the growl! 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
2642 I can get you out of here, but it’ll cost you an arm and a leg. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2643 I’m a bear when I get woken up by engine revving 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
2644 Would you like a start? 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
2645 Is it the carBEARator ? I’m not a mechanic but I’ll have a look. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2646 I can’t remember the last time I saw anyone out of their shell. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2647 There be honey in da oil hole? Me know nothing about dat! 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2648 And they say bears aren't lucky ... 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2649 Sorry, I only repair transmissions. 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
2650 I'm not here for you, just the catalytic converter. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2651 Welcome to the Den I Zen! 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2652 The banjo music Joe's been hearing gets faster 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
2653 I hope it's not too late to fake dying. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2654 My, what big hands you have. Too bad they lack opposable thumbs. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2655 Hey Boo-Boo, we've got a large pic-a-nic basket here. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
2656 No, the growl I was hearing was less nasally. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2657 AAA will be too late for you. 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
2658 Can you call AAA, I like to have a two course meal today” 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2659 You are really messing it up. Just connect wire 1 to plug 1, 2 to 2 and so on. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2660 I must have misdialed. I didn't think I called for roar-side assistance. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2661 Bet you wish you went for the extended warranty. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2662 Save some of that appetizing morsel for me. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2663 You know you could really help me out if you would just hold this flashlight 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2664 I don't know anything about cars, but I can put a wrench in things. 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2665 Trade? 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2666 I'm your worst nightmare. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2667 You know I'd love to see you do any better. You get two opposable thumbs down as far as copilots go. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2668 You're from Hell, you must know about serpentine belts.... 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2669 About right now you are probably wishing you had not let your roadside assist plan lapse, right? 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2670 Oh, good. I need you to hold my flashlight for a sec. 1.2135 0.04787 89 74 12 3
2671 The road hazards I created up the hill really worked. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2672 Ah, rump roast on an overheated engine! 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2673 Got any metric wrenches? 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
2674 VARROOOOOOOMMMSKI 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2675 You may need metric tools ... 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2676 "Did you know that bears can talk, but no witness has lived to tell anyone? 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
2677 I can make all your problems go away real fast. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2678 It's not the engine, it's the end of the road 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
2679 Just my luck, a bear that only works on American built cars 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2680 Just deploying at our border. Am I going to attack? Nyet." 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2681 Wow! That Uber eats delivery was fast! 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2682 Do you want an estimate? 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
2683 Just wait a minute and I'll give you a lift. 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
2684 I hear you finally want to talk about that extended car warranty. 1.2130 0.04171 108 86 21 1
2685 Roadside assistance was only $4 a month more. 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
2686 Did you save a lot on those running shoes too? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2687 Did you call for an U-bear ride? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2688 Which one is the timing belt? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2689 -you're right, they don't make'em like they used to. I ate a Prius last week, tasted awful. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2690 Excuse me, could you call AAA? 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2691 You sure? We also do car repair in the woods. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2692 Time’s a-wasting… 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2693 Oh, Hi Charlie, glad you showed up I need help here 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2694 You really make me smile! 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2695 Well if you’re going to stand there, you might as well help. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2696 Now who's laughing about all those extended warranty offers? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2697 It’s a bear of a problem all right. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2698 I think you’d make a tasty panini. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2699 No, I'm not going to Grandma's house. But if you could hold the flashlight, I can fix this in a jiffy. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2700 It's the spark plugs. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2701 Hey bud, do you habe a moment to talk about our Lord, Jesus? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2702 can I help wih anything? 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2703 I have a great den if you want to spend the night… 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2704 Agents Winnie, Yogi and Boo Boo front our disinformation team. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2705 It’s bad enough that you are going to eat me but stop laughing at my mechanical skills . 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2706 Would you hold the light? 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
2707 Do you really want this car to remain here, polluting your home? 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2708 Bear with me for a moment. Gotta a monkey wrench? 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2709 Could you hold the torch please? 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2710 Ahhh, dinner and a movie. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2711 You come here often? 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2712 Well, I guess would depend on how you define ‘A jump?’ 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2713 Yes, you can hold the flash light. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2714 Red is your color. 1.2121 0.04253 99 81 16 2
2715 Please bear with me for a minute. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2716 Uh..I’m fresh out of picnic baskets. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2717 Bear with me, I'm almost done 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2718 Now really isn't the time for hide and go seek. Now pass me that wrench. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2719 You should have bought an electric car. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2720 The price of a transmission flush isn't looking so bad now, is it? 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2721 Keep going. I can wait until it's fixed. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2722 Don't worry. Appearances can be deceptive. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
2723 The better to eat you with my dear! 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2724 Gosh, out of fuel? Me, too. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
2725 I just want your catalytic converter. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2726 Honey it's just the moon. I won't eat you, just keep working util the next repair guy arrives in another hour. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
2727 You’d be more help, if you held the flashlight. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
2728 Looks like food delivery is here 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
2729 All the better to fix your transmission. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2730 Listen, and getting back to basics, did you happen to bring your track shoes? 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2731 Hold this flashlight steady, will ya? 1.2114 0.04203 123 100 20 3
2732 Lucky for me today is a Cheat Day 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
2733 I know I should’ve purchased the extended warranty. Wipe that stupid grin off your face. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
2734 It figures, just when I need to run, I'm outa gas!!! 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
2735 You must know, I am expert in fixing cars. Let me and my rock take a quick look, shall we? 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2736 I BET SOMEONE SAID DON'T GO EV,STAY WITH GAS 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2737 I'll be with you in a minute. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2738 Maybe it's the car bear ater? 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2739 Do you need my help? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2740 Hmmm, look at all my dinner options for this evening! 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2741 It's Missouri your Honor. You deserve to get away, but my base wants me to take an arm or a leg. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2742 Gosh! Is that the original 1957 six cylinder Chevy Sport Coupe? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2743 Excuse me, do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2744 After five marriages, four car batteries dead, three jobs fired from, eighteen thousand job applications denied, and seventeen thousand whole sticks of butter eaten, you think you can really take me on? You have no idea who you're messing with. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2745 Man is man and woman is woman. I get that. But which one is ymmier? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2746 At least it’s not one of those new ones with all the crazy electronics. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2747 The car is a red Toyotaand the hood is open but I'm not red riding hood so scram or I"ll call Virginia. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2748 Yes, the moonrise does raise my animal spirits, and we're out of bologna sandwiches. 1.2111 0.04326 90 71 19 0
2749 Have you got life insurance? 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2750 AAA doesn’t come out here anymore. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2751 I know your problem--you need a hug. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2752 Between this gasket and your bladder, we'll be lucky to make it to your sister's by tomorrow 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2753 You wouldn’t happen to have any jumper cables would you? 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2754 No, I can't fix cars but I can have you for over for dinner if that would help! 1.2105 0.06016