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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2022-04-03T20:04:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2022-04-17T20:06:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2022-04-11T20:06:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | April 18, 2022 |
Number of captions | 5796 |
Number of responses | 757281 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Is this a Middle Age crisis? | 1.8600 | 0.01125 | 5116 | 2065 | 1702 | 1349 |
1 | If you think that’s uncomfortable you should try wearing heels. | 1.8595 | 0.01205 | 4378 | 1743 | 1507 | 1128 |
2 | It says here that you're a free lancer. | 1.8568 | 0.01374 | 3295 | 1295 | 1177 | 823 |
3 | My pronouns are thy, thou, and thine. | 1.8466 | 0.01063 | 6022 | 2591 | 1771 | 1660 |
4 | You’re not a knight, Doug, and I’m not your wench. Get your own coffee. | 1.8438 | 0.01422 | 3348 | 1436 | 999 | 913 |
5 | There's a damsel on line one. Sounds important. | 1.8433 | 0.01256 | 3879 | 1538 | 1411 | 930 |
6 | Must you turn everything into a crusade! | 1.8379 | 0.01141 | 4948 | 2065 | 1625 | 1258 |
7 | You could just get the shot. | 1.8372 | 0.01361 | 3477 | 1448 | 1147 | 882 |
8 | Well, you know what they say––dress for the job you want, not the job you have. | 1.8353 | 0.01388 | 3096 | 1220 | 1166 | 710 |
9 | Why not just get vaccinated | 1.8348 | 0.01404 | 3348 | 1426 | 1049 | 873 |
10 | Shirley, you joust? | 1.8284 | 0.01338 | 3718 | 1611 | 1134 | 973 |
11 | That could be anyone's horse in your parking spot. | 1.8278 | 0.01471 | 2915 | 1213 | 991 | 711 |
12 | I can live with damsel. Harlot or wench and I go to HR. | 1.8223 | 0.01453 | 3163 | 1387 | 951 | 825 |
13 | Did you get the chain mail I sent you? | 1.8204 | 0.01550 | 2651 | 1125 | 877 | 649 |
14 | You’re seriously asking why my bathroom breaks are so long? | 1.8153 | 0.01094 | 5188 | 2182 | 1785 | 1221 |
15 | Yes, I am also wearing Under Armour. | 1.8147 | 0.01580 | 2574 | 1109 | 833 | 632 |
16 | My pronouns are Thee/Thou. | 1.8137 | 0.01269 | 4117 | 1819 | 1246 | 1052 |
17 | Enough already,Larry. We all got the booster. | 1.7965 | 0.01305 | 3562 | 1516 | 1255 | 791 |
18 | Your horse is in my parking spot again. | 1.7960 | 0.01125 | 4844 | 2080 | 1672 | 1092 |
19 | It looks like I've been assigned to queen's bishop 3. Where the hell is that? | 1.7930 | 0.01450 | 3053 | 1361 | 963 | 729 |
20 | You left your grail in the sink again. | 1.7903 | 0.01838 | 1860 | 820 | 610 | 430 |
21 | I don't think you understand what she meant when she said wear protection. | 1.7887 | 0.01510 | 2858 | 1297 | 868 | 693 |
22 | My preferred pronoun is Sir. | 1.7831 | 0.01423 | 2960 | 1278 | 1046 | 636 |
23 | I was promised a round table | 1.7829 | 0.01435 | 2861 | 1220 | 1042 | 599 |
24 | What do you mean by an 'antiquated and hostile' work environment? | 1.7811 | 0.01373 | 3147 | 1353 | 1130 | 664 |
25 | I think you misunderstood me when I said this is a night job. | 1.7784 | 0.01517 | 2676 | 1186 | 897 | 593 |
26 | I think an N95 would suffice. | 1.7780 | 0.01412 | 2946 | 1265 | 1070 | 611 |
27 | Just remember, Doris: it's not just a visor. It's a supervisor. | 1.7721 | 0.01273 | 3796 | 1698 | 1265 | 833 |
28 | I believe the conference room has a round table. | 1.7717 | 0.01674 | 2037 | 867 | 768 | 402 |
29 | The WD-40 rep is here to see you, Sire | 1.7690 | 0.01407 | 2996 | 1314 | 1060 | 622 |
30 | Yes, we do have a rigid dress code. | 1.7662 | 0.01439 | 2759 | 1188 | 1029 | 542 |
31 | No Steven, it's ARBOR Day. | 1.7652 | 0.01289 | 3774 | 1730 | 1200 | 844 |
32 | Legal has a problem with ‘lay siege’. | 1.7620 | 0.02536 | 937 | 420 | 320 | 197 |
33 | And I assume you have receipts for that crusade? | 1.7611 | 0.02384 | 1084 | 494 | 355 | 235 |
34 | You seem a little defensive. | 1.7564 | 0.01275 | 3572 | 1580 | 1284 | 708 |
35 | I consider it not so much an assignment as a quest. | 1.7563 | 0.01351 | 2868 | 1185 | 1197 | 486 |
36 | What makes you think I'm in a combative mood? | 1.7495 | 0.01552 | 2339 | 1025 | 875 | 439 |
37 | I thought this was a mid-level position, not a medieval position | 1.7471 | 0.02019 | 1396 | 618 | 513 | 265 |
38 | Sorry, Arthur, but you're still a pawn just like the rest of us. | 1.7466 | 0.01550 | 2482 | 1134 | 843 | 505 |
39 | Please, that's the third time this morning I've heard, 'Surely you joust' | 1.7443 | 0.01831 | 1803 | 834 | 596 | 373 |
40 | So we're done with masks? | 1.7390 | 0.02145 | 1253 | 567 | 446 | 240 |
41 | As you see from the feedback, some employees find it difficult to get through to you. | 1.7342 | 0.01404 | 2694 | 1171 | 1071 | 452 |
42 | I AM wearing a suit. | 1.7340 | 0.02874 | 688 | 311 | 249 | 128 |
43 | Knight shift again? | 1.7213 | 0.02314 | 1098 | 518 | 368 | 212 |
44 | I think you misunderstood what was meant by 'night shift.' | 1.7183 | 0.01665 | 2027 | 935 | 728 | 364 |
45 | How long have you worked the knight shift? | 1.7143 | 0.01744 | 1855 | 864 | 657 | 334 |
46 | Coffee, muffin and a can of WD-40. | 1.7085 | 0.01774 | 1794 | 844 | 629 | 321 |
47 | What do you mean I'm no longer suited for this job? | 1.7080 | 0.01736 | 1798 | 826 | 671 | 301 |
48 | I hate Medieval Mondays | 1.6968 | 0.01947 | 1494 | 718 | 511 | 265 |
49 | We can all hear you snoring in there, Steve | 1.6914 | 0.02076 | 1484 | 774 | 394 | 316 |
50 | Working the knight shift again? | 1.6876 | 0.02096 | 1306 | 645 | 426 | 235 |
51 | I'd like some eye contact, Lance. | 1.6855 | 0.02142 | 1205 | 582 | 420 | 203 |
52 | I just got so used to wearing whatever I wanted working from home. | 1.6853 | 0.02182 | 1252 | 632 | 382 | 238 |
53 | That's great, Kevin. But if you could also defend the honor of those expense reports before you leave, accounting would appreciate it. | 1.6822 | 0.02124 | 1199 | 575 | 430 | 194 |
54 | Actually, I’m the knight shift manager. | 1.6797 | 0.02194 | 1155 | 565 | 395 | 195 |
55 | I told you on the phone that I was middle-aged" | 1.6792 | 0.02065 | 1381 | 699 | 426 | 256 |
56 | Management needs that dragon slain by COB today. | 1.6776 | 0.02165 | 1191 | 586 | 403 | 202 |
57 | I really prefer working at a round table” | 1.6764 | 0.02142 | 1168 | 563 | 420 | 185 |
58 | I'm ready... send in the auditors. | 1.6759 | 0.02198 | 1154 | 569 | 390 | 195 |
59 | You clanked? | 1.6738 | 0.02311 | 1079 | 544 | 343 | 192 |
60 | Yes,I am back. Turns out the pen is mightier than the sword. | 1.6718 | 0.02222 | 1173 | 595 | 368 | 210 |
61 | Yes, you've made your point about a hostile work environment. | 1.6654 | 0.02238 | 1055 | 514 | 380 | 161 |
62 | When I said to dress like you are middle aged, you misunderstood. | 1.6620 | 0.02392 | 1083 | 580 | 289 | 214 |
63 | You think this will make me call you Sir, don't you? | 1.6613 | 0.02306 | 1116 | 584 | 326 | 206 |
64 | I take it you're riding the subway home tonight. | 1.6602 | 0.02365 | 1024 | 526 | 320 | 178 |
65 | I'm from occupational health; you're wearing the mask upside down | 1.6585 | 0.02468 | 978 | 515 | 282 | 181 |
66 | You may find our company culture to be a bit antiquated. | 1.6574 | 0.02420 | 864 | 417 | 326 | 121 |
67 | So, just to let you know, the women in the office aren't happy with being referred to as damsels. | 1.6573 | 0.02318 | 1033 | 524 | 339 | 170 |
68 | Laundry day? | 1.6559 | 0.02516 | 933 | 491 | 272 | 170 |
69 | Frankly, some co-workers find your personal style stiff and defensive. | 1.6532 | 0.02337 | 992 | 500 | 336 | 156 |
70 | You know we can wear jeans on Fridays, right? | 1.6520 | 0.02461 | 934 | 483 | 293 | 158 |
71 | Just a heads up. They are starting to use the metal detectors again. | 1.6518 | 0.03270 | 517 | 264 | 169 | 84 |
72 | Sir, I believe the mask mandate has been lifted. | 1.6495 | 0.02451 | 953 | 503 | 285 | 165 |
73 | Didn't you get the memo? Chivalry is dead. | 1.6493 | 0.02453 | 941 | 489 | 293 | 159 |
74 | I'm Bob. Bill was three knights ago. | 1.6472 | 0.02576 | 907 | 489 | 249 | 169 |
75 | So, Hank said no to the round table. | 1.6437 | 0.02540 | 856 | 443 | 275 | 138 |
76 | It says here you requested the knight shift. | 1.6436 | 0.02532 | 822 | 417 | 282 | 123 |
77 | I was in court all morning. | 1.6424 | 0.02589 | 797 | 421 | 249 | 127 |
78 | It's nice to be back in the office, but frankly I feel a little rusty. | 1.6417 | 0.02556 | 829 | 437 | 261 | 131 |
79 | They all think you are being too guarded. | 1.6410 | 0.02583 | 780 | 393 | 274 | 113 |
80 | You can call in Will Smith now | 1.6401 | 0.02804 | 778 | 428 | 202 | 148 |
81 | I was told I would be working the knight shift. | 1.6400 | 0.02563 | 861 | 456 | 260 | 145 |
82 | It started as a quest but inadvertently turned into a career. | 1.6378 | 0.02513 | 809 | 406 | 290 | 113 |
83 | Your 10 o'clock has thrown down the gauntlet, so I moved your holy quest up a little. | 1.6365 | 0.02618 | 817 | 431 | 252 | 134 |
84 | Your 2 o'clock canceled, oh and by the way the barbarians are at the gate again. | 1.6348 | 0.02578 | 838 | 442 | 260 | 136 |
85 | You have the roundtable at 10, sir. | 1.6344 | 0.02703 | 807 | 439 | 224 | 144 |
86 | I call it my power suit. | 1.6333 | 0.02762 | 649 | 323 | 241 | 85 |
87 | A siege might work, but let’s start with an email. | 1.6330 | 0.02596 | 782 | 414 | 249 | 119 |
88 | I'm sorry sir, but all the round tables are booked. | 1.6318 | 0.02690 | 793 | 427 | 231 | 135 |
89 | Whatever, Randy. I'm still not calling you "Sir." | 1.6287 | 0.02772 | 711 | 375 | 225 | 111 |
90 | Have you considered just getting the booster? | 1.6282 | 0.02796 | 737 | 400 | 211 | 126 |
91 | You win--go back to working from home. | 1.6280 | 0.02798 | 672 | 348 | 226 | 98 |
92 | I thought I was applying for the 'night shift'. | 1.6244 | 0.02905 | 671 | 363 | 197 | 111 |
93 | I'm sorry but you are not suited for the job. | 1.6240 | 0.02668 | 750 | 394 | 244 | 112 |
94 | Ask around discretely if anyone's seen a codpiece. | 1.6192 | 0.02884 | 717 | 402 | 186 | 129 |
95 | Maybe you'd feel safer working from home. | 1.6169 | 0.02808 | 676 | 359 | 217 | 100 |
96 | It’s my way of saying I’m not just another “suit.” | 1.6161 | 0.03091 | 547 | 288 | 181 | 78 |
97 | Why don't you just get your vaccine already? | 1.6149 | 0.03007 | 644 | 359 | 174 | 111 |
98 | Yes, this is the complaint desk. | 1.6144 | 0.02927 | 625 | 343 | 186 | 96 |
99 | I'm going to need you to move to queen's bishop 3 by close of business. | 1.6142 | 0.02976 | 635 | 351 | 180 | 104 |
100 | Coffee, tea or mead? | 1.6115 | 0.03195 | 520 | 278 | 166 | 76 |
101 | Does this suit make me look middle-aged? | 1.6110 | 0.02913 | 653 | 357 | 193 | 103 |
102 | Sir, your WD-40 shipment is delayed. | 1.6101 | 0.02883 | 613 | 322 | 208 | 83 |
103 | Stop calling it a grail. I want my coffee mug back. | 1.6092 | 0.02972 | 609 | 339 | 176 | 94 |
104 | It’s a Queen Guinevere — she wants you to pick up a baguette and a bottle of Merlot on the way home… | 1.6074 | 0.03073 | 540 | 285 | 182 | 73 |
105 | I misspelled armoire on Ebay. | 1.6060 | 0.03237 | 566 | 323 | 143 | 100 |
106 | I seek the Holy Grail. Content management is my side gig. | 1.6051 | 0.03097 | 585 | 325 | 166 | 94 |
107 | Wanna call it a knight? | 1.6041 | 0.03276 | 485 | 260 | 157 | 68 |
108 | The roundtable starts in twenty. | 1.6032 | 0.02973 | 567 | 299 | 194 | 74 |
109 | Have you worked in a mail room before? | 1.6025 | 0.03123 | 561 | 309 | 166 | 86 |
110 | Dress for the job you want. Am I Right?! | 1.6025 | 0.02917 | 644 | 355 | 190 | 99 |
111 | I feel like you're a little defensive. | 1.6021 | 0.02979 | 563 | 305 | 184 | 74 |
112 | Where do you see yourself in 500 years? | 1.5992 | 0.03377 | 519 | 299 | 129 | 91 |
113 | Night shift, not Knight shift. | 1.5959 | 0.03126 | 537 | 293 | 168 | 76 |
114 | This isn’t what we meant when we asked for Sir Veillance. | 1.5936 | 0.03186 | 566 | 324 | 148 | 94 |
115 | Will Smith is here to see you. | 1.5911 | 0.03728 | 450 | 281 | 81 | 88 |
116 | So... it'll be a hostile takeover, then? | 1.5911 | 0.03250 | 516 | 289 | 149 | 78 |
117 | Could you get Office Depot on the line? I thought I ordered a round table. | 1.5906 | 0.03127 | 552 | 308 | 162 | 82 |
118 | Nice suit, is it vintage? | 1.5887 | 0.03166 | 496 | 267 | 166 | 63 |
119 | I don't need a knight in shining armor. I just need this month's sales report. | 1.5884 | 0.03346 | 481 | 269 | 141 | 71 |
120 | I'm dressing for the job I want. | 1.5881 | 0.03321 | 471 | 259 | 147 | 65 |
121 | I coughed ONCE, Marty...you're over-reacting... | 1.5874 | 0.03363 | 492 | 280 | 135 | 77 |
122 | No, I am not up for a one knight stand. | 1.5871 | 0.03490 | 465 | 267 | 123 | 75 |
123 | A man's cubicle is his castle. | 1.5862 | 0.03441 | 435 | 239 | 137 | 59 |
124 | Did you order the round table for the conference room? | 1.5861 | 0.02988 | 563 | 306 | 184 | 73 |
125 | It’s a great place to work, but the dress code is a little rigid. | 1.5840 | 0.03200 | 500 | 275 | 158 | 67 |
126 | I see you're having a bit of a problem retuning to work after Covid! | 1.5839 | 0.03488 | 435 | 243 | 130 | 62 |
127 | Forgive my impertinence, sir, but I think you may have a screw loose. | 1.5823 | 0.03441 | 498 | 294 | 118 | 86 |
128 | I notice you're not wearing a mask... | 1.5817 | 0.03363 | 459 | 255 | 141 | 63 |
129 | Yes, technically it is a suit. But as you see in our dress code, a tie is also required. | 1.5814 | 0.03354 | 473 | 266 | 139 | 68 |
130 | I was asked to report to the knight shift | 1.5805 | 0.03167 | 472 | 252 | 166 | 54 |
131 | Wrong mask, George. That plague ended in the 14th century... | 1.5804 | 0.03335 | 479 | 270 | 140 | 69 |
132 | It's your contract that 's supposed to be ironclad, actually. | 1.5785 | 0.03447 | 427 | 244 | 124 | 59 |
133 | Don’t laugh. It’s an original KN95. | 1.5780 | 0.03265 | 519 | 299 | 140 | 80 |
134 | As you can see, Doris, I’m impervious to your pointed barbs today. | 1.5778 | 0.03296 | 469 | 260 | 147 | 62 |
135 | Good day, good knight. | 1.5767 | 0.03284 | 489 | 276 | 144 | 69 |
136 | So, you’re saying I’m not approachable | 1.5764 | 0.03270 | 458 | 250 | 152 | 56 |
137 | Yes, I am the defense lawyer. Why do you ask? | 1.5757 | 0.03456 | 436 | 245 | 131 | 60 |
138 | Sir, I believe the vaccination would give you better protection. | 1.5754 | 0.03447 | 471 | 274 | 123 | 74 |
139 | Sure, you can bounce anything off me. | 1.5742 | 0.03601 | 411 | 234 | 118 | 59 |
140 | The moment I hit Middle Age, they stick me behind a desk. | 1.5733 | 0.03476 | 450 | 259 | 124 | 67 |
141 | Go home, Lance. The knight shift is over. | 1.5727 | 0.03480 | 447 | 257 | 124 | 66 |
142 | ...What makes you sure that it is MY horse parked in your spot | 1.5721 | 0.03712 | 416 | 246 | 102 | 68 |
143 | I'm not just an empty suit, you know. | 1.5719 | 0.04020 | 334 | 192 | 93 | 49 |
144 | No, no, look again. You slay the DRAGON at 1:30 and rescue the DAMSEL at 2:30. Anything else? | 1.5717 | 0.03291 | 460 | 255 | 147 | 58 |
145 | Yes, of course I'm ready for the four o'clock roundtable. | 1.5684 | 0.03233 | 431 | 230 | 157 | 44 |
146 | I've reviewed your resume. Just one question. Surely you joust? | 1.5653 | 0.03618 | 421 | 247 | 110 | 64 |
147 | Shouldn't you be in the mail room? | 1.5651 | 0.03634 | 430 | 256 | 105 | 69 |
148 | Are you free to work the knight shift? | 1.5645 | 0.03241 | 496 | 284 | 144 | 68 |
149 | Welcome back to the office, John. You know they dropped the mask mandate. | 1.5640 | 0.03612 | 422 | 248 | 110 | 64 |
150 | You don't get a desk, you'll be working at a round table. | 1.5631 | 0.03533 | 412 | 235 | 122 | 55 |
151 | Define a middle age crisis. | 1.5623 | 0.03603 | 409 | 245 | 104 | 60 |
152 | I give thee my fortnight's notice. | 1.5593 | 0.03973 | 354 | 211 | 88 | 55 |
153 | Your XI:XXX appointment is here sir. | 1.5587 | 0.03792 | 383 | 227 | 98 | 58 |
154 | The CEO said employees could choose to continue working remotely. I chose the 14th century. | 1.5583 | 0.03842 | 360 | 210 | 99 | 51 |
155 | Did ‘Sir Wondrous the Magnificent’ forget how to log into his computer again? | 1.5571 | 0.03894 | 368 | 220 | 91 | 57 |
156 | I only have one suit that still fits too. | 1.5568 | 0.03855 | 361 | 212 | 97 | 52 |
157 | How’s the knight shift going? | 1.5565 | 0.03767 | 372 | 217 | 103 | 52 |
158 | And I'm wearing my pajamas from the waist down. | 1.5527 | 0.03660 | 389 | 227 | 109 | 53 |
159 | If anyone calls tell them I'm in the can. | 1.5502 | 0.04123 | 329 | 205 | 71 | 53 |
160 | The shareholder’s meeting is not until next week. | 1.5494 | 0.03719 | 344 | 194 | 111 | 39 |
161 | Sorry, but I can't work knights. | 1.5490 | 0.03914 | 337 | 197 | 95 | 45 |
162 | You're good with working the Knight shift? | 1.5489 | 0.03591 | 399 | 233 | 113 | 53 |
163 | I'm assuming this is the complaint department? | 1.5480 | 0.03957 | 354 | 214 | 86 | 54 |
164 | This clearly states that I'm supposed to have a round table. | 1.5480 | 0.03577 | 396 | 230 | 115 | 51 |
165 | One Box Brillo pads, half case WD-40, and 50 Depends.. | 1.5460 | 0.04026 | 337 | 203 | 84 | 50 |
166 | Your massage therapist called. Do you prefer WD-40 or silicone? | 1.5450 | 0.03744 | 378 | 225 | 100 | 53 |
167 | Your employees say you are stuck in the Dark Ages and frankly I agree with them" | 1.5449 | 0.04002 | 301 | 172 | 94 | 35 |
168 | No YOU'RE being defensive. | 1.5443 | 0.03983 | 327 | 193 | 90 | 44 |
169 | I think it's time to let down your guard. | 1.5437 | 0.04005 | 309 | 179 | 92 | 38 |
170 | There’s a fair lady here to see you, Mr. Jenkins. | 1.5430 | 0.03778 | 337 | 193 | 105 | 39 |
171 | Why do you say I'm being defensive? | 1.5421 | 0.03714 | 356 | 206 | 107 | 43 |
172 | Somewhere out there, Angela, there's a knight wearing my pantsuit. | 1.5420 | 0.03847 | 345 | 203 | 97 | 45 |
173 | I don’t mind accounting, but pillaging will always be my first love. | 1.5417 | 0.03705 | 360 | 209 | 107 | 44 |
174 | Dress for the job you want Karen. | 1.5404 | 0.03934 | 322 | 199 | 82 | 41 |
175 | A simple mask would be sufficient | 1.5400 | 0.03933 | 350 | 212 | 87 | 51 |
176 | My son went through a heavy-metal phase too... | 1.5399 | 0.04064 | 326 | 197 | 82 | 47 |
177 | I see it is employee feedback day again. | 1.5395 | 0.03837 | 354 | 211 | 95 | 48 |
178 | No, I cannot bring you the finest meats and cheeses in all the land, but there are leftover bagels in the break room. | 1.5392 | 0.03822 | 332 | 192 | 101 | 39 |
179 | You really don't have to say "Good Knight" every time you leave the office. | 1.5391 | 0.03531 | 384 | 221 | 119 | 44 |
180 | Oh, hey Susan. I didn't recognize you without your mask. | 1.5387 | 0.03997 | 310 | 181 | 91 | 38 |
181 | Why yes, your one o'clock meeting room does have a round table, why do you ask? | 1.5385 | 0.03592 | 364 | 219 | 100 | 45 |
182 | Nice try, but HR says your mask isn't approved for our office. | 1.5378 | 0.03900 | 344 | 206 | 91 | 47 |
183 | Jousting? Why can't you just play golf like everyone else? | 1.5374 | 0.03780 | 348 | 204 | 101 | 43 |
184 | I’m afraid I’m going to have to give you the axe | 1.5370 | 0.03989 | 324 | 201 | 76 | 47 |
185 | I don't do Times New Roman | 1.5366 | 0.03816 | 369 | 224 | 92 | 53 |
186 | Masks have been optional for three weeks now. | 1.5363 | 0.03802 | 317 | 180 | 104 | 33 |
187 | I am afraid you may have misunderstood when you were hired for the night shift. | 1.5362 | 0.03849 | 345 | 205 | 95 | 45 |
188 | Well, while you are certainly more than qualified to head our IT department, there’s one last question I always like to ask: At the battle of Hastings in 1066, what might you have done differently were you in command of the English forces, hmm?” | 1.5335 | 0.03822 | 343 | 203 | 97 | 43 |
189 | I'm having a middle age crisis. | 1.5308 | 0.03817 | 341 | 202 | 97 | 42 |
190 | This isn’t where I thought I’d be at Middle Age | 1.5292 | 0.04123 | 308 | 187 | 79 | 42 |
191 | I’m sorry, ut what we’re really looking for is a renaissance man. | 1.5285 | 0.04093 | 316 | 193 | 79 | 44 |
192 | Unapproachable? Why would you think that? | 1.5278 | 0.04171 | 288 | 172 | 80 | 36 |
193 | You can drop your visor now, the mask mandate is over. | 1.5275 | 0.03930 | 309 | 181 | 93 | 35 |
194 | So . . . you're NOT in distress. Well, now I just feel silly. | 1.5261 | 0.04325 | 287 | 177 | 69 | 41 |
195 | Sooo, I guess you're ready to do the performance reviews. | 1.5255 | 0.03721 | 333 | 196 | 101 | 36 |
196 | of course you can still mask in the office. | 1.5244 | 0.03896 | 307 | 179 | 95 | 33 |
197 | I'm the knight watchman. I can't see the clock. Is my shift over? | 1.5227 | 0.03737 | 331 | 193 | 103 | 35 |
198 | My drawbridge is always open. | 1.5222 | 0.04504 | 270 | 169 | 61 | 40 |
199 | I've done a lot of crazy stuff for you over the years, but I draw the line at spraying WD-40 you know where. | 1.5217 | 0.04131 | 322 | 202 | 72 | 48 |
200 | Please don’t take it personally—my therapist says it’s just a defense mechanism. | 1.5217 | 0.03763 | 345 | 206 | 98 | 41 |
201 | I think you might be taking this Covid thing too seriously. | 1.5217 | 0.03944 | 299 | 175 | 92 | 32 |
202 | A one knight stand?? | 1.5210 | 0.04366 | 286 | 179 | 65 | 42 |
203 | Be forewarned — the boss is breathing fire. | 1.5202 | 0.04302 | 321 | 209 | 57 | 55 |
204 | It protects against the slings and arrows or outrageous fortune. | 1.5201 | 0.04149 | 298 | 185 | 73 | 40 |
205 | You can’t fire me. I have an iron-clad contract! | 1.5193 | 0.04025 | 285 | 167 | 88 | 30 |
206 | I’m counting on you to get me out of this. | 1.5186 | 0.03789 | 322 | 189 | 99 | 34 |
207 | I requested a round table. | 1.5186 | 0.03574 | 349 | 212 | 99 | 38 |
208 | Let’s circle back in a fortnight. | 1.5184 | 0.03780 | 326 | 194 | 96 | 36 |
209 | Once again, I am Harriet from data services Mr. Swanson, and not the Lady of the Lake. | 1.5176 | 0.04304 | 284 | 176 | 69 | 39 |
210 | Tough meeting today? | 1.5174 | 0.04025 | 288 | 170 | 87 | 31 |
211 | You should know that the metal detector at the entrance has been repaired. | 1.5173 | 0.03844 | 346 | 212 | 89 | 45 |
212 | Management asked me to bring you up to date. | 1.5169 | 0.04253 | 296 | 185 | 69 | 42 |
213 | My next move should be up, given that my last two moves were lateral. | 1.5162 | 0.04252 | 308 | 196 | 65 | 47 |
214 | It’s just a siege, not a hostile takeover. | 1.5147 | 0.04032 | 307 | 187 | 82 | 38 |
215 | That same dragon is here to see you, but it won't say what it's about. | 1.5140 | 0.04046 | 286 | 170 | 85 | 31 |
216 | I am expecting Will Smith. | 1.5133 | 0.04947 | 226 | 144 | 48 | 34 |
217 | I think you misunderstood. This is the NIGHT shift. | 1.5127 | 0.03996 | 316 | 194 | 82 | 40 |
218 | I freelance. | 1.5110 | 0.04358 | 272 | 169 | 67 | 36 |
219 | The window washer says he'll polish you for a slight additional fee. | 1.5105 | 0.05944 | 143 | 88 | 37 | 18 |
220 | Is that an N-95 mask? | 1.5100 | 0.04156 | 300 | 187 | 73 | 40 |
221 | It's casual Friday. You don't have to wear a suit. | 1.5096 | 0.04227 | 261 | 156 | 77 | 28 |
222 | Can you close the drawbridge on your way out? | 1.5092 | 0.04654 | 218 | 131 | 63 | 24 |
223 | I think you should just drop this whole crusade. | 1.5086 | 0.04055 | 291 | 176 | 82 | 33 |
224 | This is not what I pictured at all when you told me you were going to night School.” | 1.5085 | 0.04265 | 295 | 187 | 66 | 42 |
225 | So sorry, I left my mask at home. | 1.5078 | 0.03918 | 319 | 195 | 86 | 38 |
226 | So how long have you been working knight shift? | 1.5064 | 0.03958 | 312 | 191 | 84 | 37 |
227 | Catch me up on this account - I’m a bit rusty. | 1.5054 | 0.04152 | 279 | 170 | 77 | 32 |
228 | First day back in the office? | 1.5053 | 0.04109 | 283 | 172 | 79 | 32 |
229 | Flip your lid when you talk sir. | 1.5050 | 0.04252 | 301 | 193 | 64 | 44 |
230 | Jim,I think you misunderstood the term “night shift”. | 1.5049 | 0.04209 | 305 | 195 | 66 | 44 |
231 | Sir, your employees feel you don't see or hear them. | 1.5035 | 0.04174 | 288 | 179 | 73 | 36 |
232 | What horse in the parking garage? | 1.5019 | 0.04346 | 257 | 158 | 69 | 30 |
233 | You're jousting with HR at eleven. | 1.5000 | 0.04295 | 272 | 170 | 68 | 34 |
234 | Sorry, Bob. I meant that an armoire would look good in the office. | 1.5000 | 0.04246 | 268 | 165 | 72 | 31 |
235 | N95 Masks are more effective. | 1.5000 | 0.04179 | 256 | 172 | 53 | 31 |
236 | Your Quest for a new stapler has been approved. | 1.4985 | 0.03985 | 325 | 206 | 76 | 43 |
237 | Will Smith has cancelled his appointment. | 1.4983 | 0.04403 | 299 | 199 | 51 | 49 |
238 | Sorry, I mean, doth though havest a staple-taker-outer my liege? | 1.4983 | 0.04025 | 291 | 180 | 78 | 33 |
239 | I don't believe it! I've just been canned. | 1.4981 | 0.04238 | 263 | 161 | 73 | 29 |
240 | I thought I’d catch up on some paperwork before standing motionless in the lobby for 12 hours. | 1.4981 | 0.04203 | 257 | 155 | 76 | 26 |
241 | They wanted a campaign, I’ll give them a crusade. | 1.4979 | 0.04637 | 233 | 146 | 58 | 29 |
242 | I don't know how you walk in those heels. | 1.4977 | 0.04783 | 221 | 139 | 54 | 28 |
243 | How long have you been here? | 1.4963 | 0.04414 | 270 | 173 | 60 | 37 |
244 | We’ve exceeded our WD-40 budget already. | 1.4961 | 0.04192 | 258 | 156 | 76 | 26 |
245 | I see you are all set for the shareholder meeting. | 1.4946 | 0.03896 | 279 | 176 | 77 | 26 |
246 | Sir, it's the "night" shift | 1.4943 | 0.04262 | 261 | 161 | 71 | 29 |
247 | A raise? You must be our new jester. | 1.4941 | 0.04640 | 253 | 165 | 51 | 37 |
248 | Sir? Perhaps you misunderstood the memo regarding a roundtable meeting? | 1.4940 | 0.04339 | 249 | 153 | 69 | 27 |
249 | It's only a matter of time before Medieval Monday is more popular that Casual Friday. | 1.4939 | 0.04156 | 245 | 145 | 79 | 21 |
250 | No, I don't know anything about those charges from the Renaissance Fair. | 1.4938 | 0.04417 | 243 | 150 | 66 | 27 |
251 | There have been complaints about the clattering, sir. | 1.4937 | 0.04392 | 239 | 146 | 68 | 25 |
252 | I forgot it was Casual Friday. | 1.4936 | 0.04364 | 235 | 142 | 70 | 23 |
253 | Not what I meant by 'working nights.' | 1.4932 | 0.03917 | 296 | 187 | 76 | 33 |
254 | Have you done any freelance work? | 1.4932 | 0.03995 | 294 | 181 | 81 | 32 |
255 | I'll bring this up at the next round table. | 1.4932 | 0.04102 | 292 | 183 | 74 | 35 |
256 | I specifically said to order the ROUND table. | 1.4931 | 0.04805 | 217 | 137 | 53 | 27 |
257 | I wasn't referring to your outfit; I said you needed to show some mettle in the meeting last week. | 1.4930 | 0.04918 | 213 | 136 | 49 | 28 |
258 | HR says it contributes to a hostile workplace | 1.4921 | 0.04239 | 254 | 155 | 73 | 26 |
259 | Why is it so difficult to procur a round table for conference room A? | 1.4907 | 0.03820 | 269 | 160 | 88 | 21 |
260 | .. that’s when I realized that you guys don't dress up for Halloween at this branch | 1.4906 | 0.04314 | 265 | 167 | 66 | 32 |
261 | I'm sorry, but that is not N95 mask compliant. | 1.4885 | 0.04203 | 260 | 160 | 73 | 27 |
262 | Does the audit really go that far back? | 1.4878 | 0.04822 | 205 | 128 | 54 | 23 |
263 | Management says no moat. | 1.4875 | 0.04496 | 240 | 151 | 61 | 28 |
264 | Defensive? What makes you think I'm feeling defensive? | 1.4873 | 0.04473 | 236 | 147 | 63 | 26 |
265 | Should I get the mail? | 1.4873 | 0.03936 | 275 | 179 | 68 | 28 |
266 | There's been some rumblings among the staff that you have a medieval approach to management. | 1.4866 | 0.04191 | 261 | 161 | 73 | 27 |
267 | At least they can't tell whether you're black or white. | 1.4861 | 0.04493 | 251 | 161 | 58 | 32 |
268 | How are you with Personnel Protective Equipment? | 1.4861 | 0.04275 | 251 | 155 | 70 | 26 |
269 | Nothing's "happened" to chivalry, Ida. If the dragon's harassing you, report him to HR. | 1.4851 | 0.04646 | 235 | 151 | 54 | 30 |
270 | Okay, I’m ready for that feedback now | 1.4851 | 0.04278 | 268 | 170 | 66 | 32 |
271 | Isn’t it easier to just get the booster? | 1.4846 | 0.04930 | 227 | 151 | 42 | 34 |
272 | Tell them I can't join the meeting right now because I'm a little rusty. | 1.4845 | 0.04805 | 194 | 119 | 56 | 19 |
273 | Sorry to bother you Frank, but you parked your dragon in a compact spot | 1.4831 | 0.04391 | 236 | 146 | 66 | 24 |
274 | A man's cubicle is his castle, I always say, Miss Barstow. | 1.4825 | 0.04372 | 228 | 144 | 61 | 23 |
275 | I was told Will Smith was coming for an interview. | 1.4821 | 0.04859 | 224 | 147 | 46 | 31 |
276 | Get me two aspirin and see if you can track down where I was last night. | 1.4821 | 0.05178 | 224 | 155 | 30 | 39 |
277 | The staff thinks you’re prepping for some sort of corporate crusade. | 1.4805 | 0.04357 | 256 | 163 | 63 | 30 |
278 | Many of us are still working knights. | 1.4800 | 0.04398 | 250 | 161 | 59 | 30 |
279 | It’s just a routine audit. No reason to get defensive. | 1.4798 | 0.04303 | 223 | 134 | 71 | 18 |
280 | I don't care if you are dressed as a knight I still won't call you "Sir". | 1.4784 | 0.04487 | 232 | 146 | 61 | 25 |
281 | Do you pay time and a half for the knight shift | 1.4775 | 0.04591 | 222 | 140 | 58 | 24 |
282 | Gayle, this report is missing the middle pages. | 1.4774 | 0.04640 | 243 | 160 | 50 | 33 |
283 | …and just for a while, I WAS the King of the castle” | 1.4769 | 0.04591 | 216 | 135 | 59 | 22 |
284 | I see you've listed Richard II as a reference--- very impressive. | 1.4769 | 0.04399 | 216 | 131 | 67 | 18 |
285 | Please let Will Smith know I’m ready for our appointment. | 1.4766 | 0.05021 | 235 | 163 | 32 | 40 |
286 | We have a different understanding of Chain mail | 1.4757 | 0.04729 | 185 | 112 | 58 | 15 |
287 | That's not a KN95 mask. | 1.4756 | 0.04589 | 225 | 143 | 57 | 25 |
288 | You don’t have to throw down your gauntlet every time you don’t want to go to a meeting. | 1.4755 | 0.04212 | 265 | 168 | 68 | 29 |
289 | That is the third reprimand from HR about you referring to the staff as peasants. | 1.4751 | 0.04929 | 181 | 112 | 52 | 17 |
290 | Sorry I am so slow, I am a bit rusty. | 1.4750 | 0.04376 | 240 | 151 | 64 | 25 |
291 | Is it just me or do you seem a little defensive today? | 1.4749 | 0.04248 | 259 | 164 | 67 | 28 |
292 | You know my moat is always open.... | 1.4740 | 0.05349 | 173 | 112 | 40 | 21 |
293 | I can’t understand why you always expect me to come to your rescue | 1.4739 | 0.04222 | 249 | 160 | 63 | 26 |
294 | What do you mean hostile work environment? I was just being chivalrous. | 1.4737 | 0.04628 | 228 | 147 | 54 | 27 |
295 | The round table for the conference room has been delivered. | 1.4737 | 0.04097 | 266 | 166 | 74 | 26 |
296 | Sales are catapulting. | 1.4728 | 0.04349 | 239 | 150 | 65 | 24 |
297 | Betty, you wouldn't happen to have a can opener on you, would you? | 1.4727 | 0.04665 | 220 | 141 | 54 | 25 |
298 | Yes, you are my knight in shining armor, but you’re still 2 weeks late on these time sheets. | 1.4723 | 0.04361 | 235 | 147 | 65 | 23 |
299 | I thought the ad said, "knights and weekends." | 1.4720 | 0.04247 | 250 | 157 | 68 | 25 |
300 | I see the mail already came. | 1.4717 | 0.04700 | 212 | 135 | 54 | 23 |
301 | I'm confused, I thought you said "working nights." | 1.4717 | 0.03856 | 265 | 163 | 81 | 21 |
302 | OK, now I'm ready to see Will Smith. | 1.4714 | 0.04642 | 227 | 147 | 53 | 27 |
303 | Despite your best efforts, sir, no one else is using chain mail. We use e-mail. | 1.4711 | 0.04427 | 242 | 155 | 60 | 27 |
304 | My experience has been that the pen is not terribly mighty. | 1.4709 | 0.04894 | 189 | 119 | 51 | 19 |
305 | I'm tired of your workplace crusades, Carl. | 1.4696 | 0.05287 | 181 | 119 | 39 | 23 |
306 | We're only accepting applications for the knight shift. | 1.4695 | 0.04684 | 213 | 136 | 54 | 23 |
307 | Let me clarify what “night shift” means. | 1.4692 | 0.04619 | 211 | 133 | 57 | 21 |
308 | I’ve looked this over thoroughly and it seems iron clad” | 1.4688 | 0.04558 | 224 | 143 | 57 | 24 |
309 | Well, if you worked in H.R., you'd wear one too." | 1.4686 | 0.04832 | 207 | 134 | 49 | 24 |
310 | They put me on the knight shift. | 1.4684 | 0.04535 | 237 | 154 | 55 | 28 |
311 | Chivalry has its place, Miss Tomkins, but medieval gets results. | 1.4680 | 0.04852 | 203 | 133 | 46 | 24 |
312 | I see you made your way up from the mail room. | 1.4672 | 0.04550 | 244 | 161 | 52 | 31 |
313 | I’m sorry, but we won’t be hiring again until the Renaissance | 1.4670 | 0.04909 | 197 | 127 | 48 | 22 |
314 | That's not what we meant by working the night shift. | 1.4667 | 0.04454 | 225 | 142 | 61 | 22 |
315 | Meeting with the boss today? | 1.4664 | 0.04528 | 223 | 142 | 58 | 23 |
316 | In case the corporate take over turns hostile? | 1.4663 | 0.04667 | 208 | 132 | 55 | 21 |
317 | Do you mean futile or feudal, or both? | 1.4663 | 0.05111 | 178 | 114 | 45 | 19 |
318 | Sorry, we’re looking for someone more… middle aged. | 1.4652 | 0.04988 | 187 | 120 | 47 | 20 |
319 | I know the dress code is pretty vague about "suits," but this isn't what we had in mind. | 1.4649 | 0.04411 | 228 | 144 | 62 | 22 |
320 | I'm still not completely comfortable being back in the office. | 1.4646 | 0.04343 | 254 | 165 | 60 | 29 |
321 | No, Sir, 'free lance' just means he's not on our staff. | 1.4644 | 0.04346 | 239 | 154 | 60 | 25 |
322 | Guarded? What makes you say that? | 1.4641 | 0.04843 | 209 | 137 | 47 | 25 |
323 | You'll have to pardon my appearance, I just got off the knight shift. | 1.4638 | 0.04926 | 207 | 137 | 44 | 26 |
324 | Howst may I help thee? | 1.4637 | 0.05150 | 179 | 116 | 43 | 20 |
325 | No, I said the "night" shift. | 1.4636 | 0.04387 | 220 | 137 | 64 | 19 |
326 | I feel completely protected from Covid. But if it rains, I’m screwed | 1.4632 | 0.04455 | 231 | 148 | 59 | 24 |
327 | No, you may not exchange your desk for a Round Table! | 1.4632 | 0.04929 | 190 | 122 | 48 | 20 |
328 | My advice to you as a new employee is never let your guard down. | 1.4631 | 0.04592 | 203 | 127 | 58 | 18 |
329 | I had to call Uber. Your horse ran off. | 1.4631 | 0.04592 | 203 | 136 | 48 | 19 |
330 | Well, it was either this or white satin. | 1.4623 | 0.04838 | 212 | 140 | 46 | 26 |
331 | HR wants to see you again. Someone complained about a dragon in their parking space. | 1.4622 | 0.04408 | 225 | 142 | 62 | 21 |
332 | Seymour, we share the same office. Why do I have to keep calling you sir? | 1.4612 | 0.04980 | 219 | 150 | 37 | 32 |
333 | You can call me "Sir" But I identify as they/them | 1.4611 | 0.05006 | 180 | 121 | 39 | 20 |
334 | I’ve been asked to let you know that the PPE requirements have been relaxed substantially. | 1.4608 | 0.04468 | 204 | 126 | 62 | 16 |
335 | Can you explain the gap between your years in the Crusades and your time at the Round Table? | 1.4602 | 0.04303 | 226 | 150 | 55 | 21 |
336 | Night, sir | 1.4602 | 0.04696 | 226 | 150 | 48 | 28 |
337 | I wanted one in SHINING armor. | 1.4599 | 0.05043 | 187 | 122 | 44 | 21 |
338 | Let's circle back on this, and then surround and pillage. | 1.4596 | 0.04940 | 198 | 130 | 45 | 23 |
339 | I’m assuming this is the day you fire Will Smith. | 1.4596 | 0.05042 | 198 | 132 | 41 | 25 |
340 | HR wants to talk to you about the meaning of "business casual". | 1.4589 | 0.04680 | 207 | 133 | 53 | 21 |
341 | Well, I prefer to communicate via Chain Mail. | 1.4588 | 0.04298 | 279 | 188 | 54 | 37 |
342 | The case didn't settle, so we opted for trial by combat. | 1.4585 | 0.04814 | 205 | 134 | 48 | 23 |
343 | I got your memo: Knight to Rook 1 | 1.4585 | 0.04764 | 205 | 133 | 50 | 22 |
344 | An employee has filed a report against your middle ageism. | 1.4581 | 0.04898 | 203 | 134 | 45 | 24 |
345 | Well it makes a nice change from Hawaiian shirt Friday. | 1.4578 | 0.04953 | 166 | 103 | 50 | 13 |
346 | Why, Mrs. Frobish? Because chivalry isn't dead. | 1.4573 | 0.04545 | 199 | 124 | 59 | 16 |
347 | It's a long day for a knight. | 1.4567 | 0.04562 | 208 | 132 | 57 | 19 |
348 | I’m here for the knight-shift. | 1.4567 | 0.04761 | 208 | 136 | 49 | 23 |
349 | Uh Bob, this contract clearly states Midlevel, not Medieval manager... | 1.4565 | 0.05102 | 184 | 121 | 42 | 21 |
350 | When I told the employment agency that we were looking for a ‘knight in shining armor’, I wasn’t speaking literally | 1.4564 | 0.04833 | 195 | 126 | 49 | 20 |
351 | How am I supposed to work at a square table? | 1.4563 | 0.04844 | 206 | 136 | 46 | 24 |
352 | First day back from Isolation? | 1.4560 | 0.04758 | 193 | 123 | 52 | 18 |
353 | Which variant is that for? | 1.4551 | 0.05043 | 178 | 115 | 45 | 18 |
354 | That's not what I meant by "more diversity at the office". | 1.4551 | 0.05168 | 178 | 117 | 41 | 20 |
355 | It worked against the plague. | 1.4545 | 0.04493 | 231 | 151 | 55 | 25 |
356 | It's KN-1395. | 1.4545 | 0.05400 | 165 | 109 | 37 | 19 |
357 | No, ma'am. I'm the knight shift. | 1.4541 | 0.04437 | 229 | 148 | 58 | 23 |
358 | You’re telling me I just got canned? | 1.4532 | 0.04744 | 203 | 132 | 50 | 21 |
359 | It's good, but is it ironclad? | 1.4529 | 0.05147 | 170 | 110 | 43 | 17 |
360 | I guess "Armani" got auto-corrected to "armor." And I just didn't want to make a fuss. | 1.4524 | 0.04628 | 210 | 136 | 53 | 21 |
361 | I'm prepared for any office backstabbing. | 1.4523 | 0.04707 | 199 | 128 | 52 | 19 |
362 | I have a few questions about the computer. | 1.4522 | 0.05304 | 157 | 101 | 41 | 15 |
363 | The King requests the honor of your budget on his desk by noon today | 1.4520 | 0.05249 | 177 | 118 | 38 | 21 |
364 | The company feels you've taken our mask policy a bit too far | 1.4516 | 0.04750 | 217 | 145 | 46 | 26 |
365 | Will Smith just arrived | 1.4516 | 0.05059 | 186 | 123 | 42 | 21 |
366 | We have an Old School management style here. | 1.4516 | 0.04943 | 186 | 121 | 46 | 19 |
367 | I'm still not going to call you Sir. | 1.4514 | 0.05104 | 175 | 114 | 43 | 18 |
368 | I dressed for the job I want. | 1.4513 | 0.04491 | 195 | 124 | 56 | 15 |
369 | Welcome to the knight shift. | 1.4511 | 0.04922 | 184 | 119 | 47 | 18 |
370 | I hate paper cuts. | 1.4510 | 0.04571 | 204 | 130 | 56 | 18 |
371 | At least they don't know I'm a woman. | 1.4508 | 0.04755 | 193 | 124 | 51 | 18 |
372 | You’ll have to wear it if you work with me on the knight shift. | 1.4508 | 0.04698 | 193 | 123 | 53 | 17 |
373 | My pronouns are thy and ye. | 1.4507 | 0.04770 | 213 | 142 | 46 | 25 |
374 | Sir, the staff are wondering if you need a can opener or a therapist? | 1.4503 | 0.05614 | 151 | 102 | 31 | 18 |
375 | the cleaners called they found the shield. | 1.4497 | 0.04998 | 189 | 125 | 43 | 21 |
376 | NONE SHALL PASS!!! but I can reschedule you for next week. | 1.4497 | 0.05030 | 169 | 108 | 46 | 15 |
377 | Yes, I'm manger of the complaint department. | 1.4490 | 0.04757 | 196 | 127 | 50 | 19 |
378 | This is ironclad. | 1.4489 | 0.04752 | 176 | 110 | 53 | 13 |
379 | Chivalry is dead so I took your comfy chair. | 1.4487 | 0.05554 | 156 | 104 | 34 | 18 |
380 | I am happy to report the threat of a hostile takeover is over, sir. | 1.4486 | 0.04612 | 214 | 140 | 52 | 22 |
381 | Let's just say you need a pretty thick skin around here. | 1.4479 | 0.05305 | 163 | 107 | 39 | 17 |
382 | I can see why they call you Lance | 1.4478 | 0.04671 | 201 | 130 | 52 | 19 |
383 | I can confirm what you're looking at here has been forged. | 1.4478 | 0.04453 | 201 | 126 | 60 | 15 |
384 | I understand you started out in the mail room. | 1.4477 | 0.05669 | 172 | 121 | 25 | 26 |
385 | You think you're the only one holding down the fort? | 1.4474 | 0.04864 | 190 | 124 | 47 | 19 |
386 | Guinevere called. She wants you to pick up some lox and bagels on your way home. | 1.4474 | 0.04630 | 190 | 120 | 55 | 15 |
387 | Masks are no longer required. | 1.4472 | 0.04758 | 199 | 130 | 49 | 20 |
388 | And they said I’d never meet my knight in shining armor at the office. | 1.4469 | 0.04476 | 226 | 148 | 55 | 23 |
389 | Although armor is not required for working in audit, it is suggested. | 1.4467 | 0.04274 | 244 | 159 | 61 | 24 |
390 | No, I don't want to see your sword! | 1.4451 | 0.04896 | 182 | 118 | 47 | 17 |
391 | They are transferring me to the complaint department. | 1.4451 | 0.04957 | 182 | 119 | 45 | 18 |
392 | Just move the joust to 4 o'clock. | 1.4439 | 0.04444 | 205 | 130 | 59 | 16 |
393 | I don't want to work on the knight shift! | 1.4434 | 0.04493 | 212 | 137 | 56 | 19 |
394 | Yes, as a matter of fact I do have a meeting with the Board of Directors today, how did you know? | 1.4433 | 0.04733 | 194 | 126 | 50 | 18 |
395 | Your four o'clock Joust has cancelled. | 1.4433 | 0.04619 | 194 | 124 | 54 | 16 |
396 | I think you misunderstood me when I told you I'm a night person. | 1.4429 | 0.04524 | 210 | 136 | 55 | 19 |
397 | I see you're ready for your interview at the Oscars | 1.4420 | 0.04502 | 224 | 148 | 53 | 23 |
398 | I get comp time for working the knight shift | 1.4396 | 0.04954 | 182 | 120 | 44 | 18 |
399 | And on Casual Fridays I wear a t-shirt and jeans underneath. | 1.4396 | 0.05075 | 182 | 122 | 40 | 20 |
400 | I'm afraid your performance review incorrectly spelled mettle. | 1.4393 | 0.05007 | 173 | 113 | 44 | 16 |
401 | We said you needed thicker skin. But this is just silly. | 1.4390 | 0.04548 | 205 | 133 | 54 | 18 |
402 | I don't think that will protect you against a cyber attack | 1.4383 | 0.05176 | 162 | 106 | 41 | 15 |
403 | I see on your resume that you searched for the Holy Grail, but never completed your dissertation. | 1.4382 | 0.05219 | 178 | 121 | 36 | 21 |
404 | Well,this explains the valiant steed in the first floor lobby | 1.4379 | 0.05091 | 169 | 111 | 42 | 16 |
405 | You're way over budget on PPE. | 1.4378 | 0.04697 | 217 | 147 | 45 | 25 |
406 | Sorry if I seem defensive. I get rattled easily. | 1.4375 | 0.05222 | 160 | 107 | 37 | 16 |
407 | We ran out of masks. | 1.4375 | 0.04945 | 176 | 124 | 32 | 20 |
408 | I've been promoted to medieval management. | 1.4375 | 0.05297 | 160 | 106 | 38 | 16 |
409 | Tell me about your volunteer work - it says “Knights of Columbus” here… | 1.4371 | 0.05135 | 167 | 110 | 41 | 16 |
410 | In the Human Resources Department, you either develop a thick skin or dress accordingly. | 1.4368 | 0.04985 | 174 | 114 | 44 | 16 |
411 | The morning joust is off and the roundtable is now on Zoom. | 1.4363 | 0.04769 | 204 | 137 | 45 | 22 |
412 | I always just thought it was a Zoom filter… | 1.4362 | 0.05122 | 188 | 129 | 36 | 23 |
413 | Pam, I think we could all agree those hoop earrings are a little tacky. | 1.4360 | 0.05354 | 172 | 118 | 33 | 21 |
414 | I was wrong. It seems the pen IS mightier. | 1.4358 | 0.04820 | 179 | 116 | 48 | 15 |
415 | What's wrong with my horse and castle expenses? | 1.4356 | 0.04926 | 163 | 108 | 41 | 14 |
416 | They didn't tell you the knight shift doesn't start until 10pm? | 1.4356 | 0.04303 | 225 | 152 | 53 | 20 |
417 | What makes you think our HR practices are medieval? | 1.4346 | 0.04664 | 191 | 124 | 51 | 16 |
418 | We’re just requesting a face mask, the armor is optional. | 1.4343 | 0.04874 | 198 | 134 | 42 | 22 |
419 | I hope you made this brief ironclad. | 1.4343 | 0.04433 | 198 | 126 | 58 | 14 |
420 | I guess you didn't understand what it meant when we assigned you to the night shift. | 1.4343 | 0.04603 | 198 | 129 | 52 | 17 |
421 | I don't think this is what they meant by PPE. | 1.4341 | 0.04800 | 205 | 139 | 43 | 23 |
422 | Can't you wear SPF 40 like regular people? | 1.4341 | 0.04762 | 182 | 118 | 49 | 15 |
423 | Larry told you I’m an adjuster? Dear lady, I am a jouster. | 1.4335 | 0.05328 | 173 | 119 | 33 | 21 |
424 | The mask mandate has been lifted and I'd love to know who you are. | 1.4332 | 0.04672 | 187 | 121 | 51 | 15 |
425 | I’m ready for my 3pm with Mr. Pinkett Smith | 1.4321 | 0.05389 | 162 | 110 | 34 | 18 |
426 | I seem to recall the tables at my last job being a bit... rounder. | 1.4320 | 0.04579 | 206 | 136 | 51 | 19 |
427 | I was told that knight school expenses are reimbursable. | 1.4318 | 0.06196 | 132 | 92 | 23 | 17 |
428 | Just add in 'Storming The Castle', and we're good. | 1.4314 | 0.05227 | 153 | 100 | 40 | 13 |
429 | I had to provide my own PPE | 1.4314 | 0.04714 | 204 | 137 | 46 | 21 |
430 | This meeting doesn't need to be combative | 1.4311 | 0.04915 | 167 | 108 | 46 | 13 |
431 | Any experience in hostile takeovers? | 1.4311 | 0.05269 | 167 | 113 | 36 | 18 |
432 | It’s been a hard days knight. | 1.4308 | 0.04927 | 195 | 133 | 40 | 22 |
433 | For your next quest, the copier is jammed again. | 1.4304 | 0.05415 | 158 | 107 | 34 | 17 |
434 | We’re launching a hostile takeover of White Castle. | 1.4303 | 0.05520 | 165 | 115 | 29 | 21 |
435 | Send in the dragons Abby | 1.4294 | 0.05433 | 163 | 112 | 32 | 19 |
436 | Mr. Rock, are you ready to see Will Smith, now? | 1.4286 | 0.05341 | 175 | 122 | 31 | 22 |
437 | No, just filling in today... I usually work the Knight shift. | 1.4286 | 0.05677 | 133 | 90 | 30 | 13 |
438 | It's company policy. ACME ARMOR human resources and marketing employees must wear the uniform. The helmet is optional. If you get the job, you will be measured and fitted. Your armor is provided at no cost, and it will be kept in your office. | 1.4259 | 0.05166 | 162 | 108 | 39 | 15 |
439 | Sorry, no, we're not buying you a round table. | 1.4258 | 0.04527 | 209 | 139 | 51 | 19 |
440 | I meant to brace yourself emotionally, Steven. You’re being fired. | 1.4258 | 0.05009 | 155 | 100 | 44 | 11 |
441 | It will be a relief to remove it after I'm done with the layoffs. | 1.4251 | 0.04760 | 167 | 107 | 49 | 11 |
442 | Frankly, you are too tin skinned. | 1.4248 | 0.05302 | 153 | 102 | 37 | 14 |
443 | ‘He embarrassed me in front of the team, Linda. So let’s see if the pen is indeed mightier than the sword!’ | 1.4247 | 0.05397 | 146 | 97 | 36 | 13 |
444 | Call down and have my horse ready. | 1.4242 | 0.05097 | 165 | 110 | 40 | 15 |
445 | The N95 just not enough for you? | 1.4241 | 0.04830 | 191 | 131 | 40 | 20 |
446 | I always work the knight shift. | 1.4239 | 0.05197 | 184 | 129 | 32 | 23 |
447 | I work better on a round table. | 1.4236 | 0.04236 | 203 | 129 | 62 | 12 |
448 | Why would I know anything about a lance going through the copier? | 1.4233 | 0.04866 | 189 | 128 | 42 | 19 |
449 | And you're willing to work knight shifts? | 1.4227 | 0.04365 | 194 | 130 | 49 | 15 |
450 | Another siege that could have been an email. | 1.4222 | 0.04790 | 180 | 119 | 46 | 15 |
451 | So, is Will Smith your next client? | 1.4219 | 0.04866 | 192 | 133 | 38 | 21 |
452 | HR thinks you're not really Wilson. | 1.4217 | 0.05000 | 166 | 110 | 42 | 14 |
453 | In the job description, I thought 'knight shift position' was an autocorrect error. | 1.4211 | 0.05324 | 152 | 102 | 36 | 14 |
454 | I have an iron deficiency | 1.4207 | 0.04968 | 164 | 108 | 43 | 13 |
455 | Jason, I hate to be the one to break this to you, but around here the only jousting we do is verbal. | 1.4200 | 0.05030 | 150 | 97 | 43 | 10 |
456 | Nothing else fits me anymore. | 1.4200 | 0.05374 | 150 | 101 | 35 | 14 |
457 | Do you need more oil? | 1.4194 | 0.05248 | 155 | 104 | 37 | 14 |
458 | So that's a ham on rye with mustard and a can of WD 40 | 1.4178 | 0.05477 | 146 | 99 | 33 | 14 |
459 | Ready to slay some dragons, eh, George? | 1.4176 | 0.05255 | 170 | 118 | 33 | 19 |
460 | I know we don't have a dress code any longer, but it's raining today and you could rust. | 1.4176 | 0.04618 | 182 | 119 | 50 | 13 |
461 | And you're comfortable working knights? | 1.4171 | 0.04789 | 199 | 137 | 41 | 21 |
462 | A raise? Surely you joust. | 1.4167 | 0.04975 | 180 | 123 | 39 | 18 |
463 | I'm preparing for a hostile takeover. | 1.4167 | 0.05377 | 156 | 107 | 33 | 16 |
464 | Why do you think I'm being unnecessarily defensive? | 1.4161 | 0.05328 | 161 | 111 | 33 | 17 |
465 | Working two jobs is the only way I can keep the castle | 1.4150 | 0.04499 | 200 | 146 | 36 | 18 |
466 | Would you like to know how I broke through the glass ceiling? | 1.4145 | 0.05479 | 152 | 105 | 31 | 16 |
467 | No Bob, this isn't what I meant when I complained that chivalry was dead. | 1.4140 | 0.05195 | 157 | 106 | 37 | 14 |
468 | More important than being a mail clerk, can you joust? | 1.4121 | 0.04862 | 165 | 109 | 44 | 12 |
469 | What, this old thing? | 1.4118 | 0.05897 | 119 | 80 | 29 | 10 |
470 | I accept all forms of payment including cash, credit cards and conquered lands. | 1.4118 | 0.05207 | 153 | 103 | 37 | 13 |
471 | Good resume, but we are looking for a knight in shining armor. | 1.4113 | 0.05611 | 141 | 97 | 30 | 14 |
472 | Have you thought of just getting vaccinated? | 1.4113 | 0.05840 | 124 | 84 | 29 | 11 |
473 | You try working the claims rejection desk for a few weeks and we'll see what your wearing. | 1.4111 | 0.04843 | 180 | 122 | 42 | 16 |
474 | They are transferring me to our Camelot office? Why?” | 1.4111 | 0.05093 | 180 | 126 | 34 | 20 |
475 | Inside, I’m a softie. | 1.4110 | 0.05886 | 146 | 105 | 22 | 19 |
476 | No I’m sorry I don’t have any oil on me. | 1.4110 | 0.04220 | 219 | 145 | 58 | 16 |
477 | You could ditch that armor, you know, if you'd just stop using Reply All all the time. | 1.4103 | 0.04689 | 195 | 133 | 44 | 18 |
478 | I’m a freelancer. | 1.4101 | 0.04881 | 178 | 121 | 41 | 16 |
479 | My mistake, I thought the position was for the night shift. | 1.4101 | 0.05009 | 178 | 123 | 37 | 18 |
480 | Just another friendly reminder that masks aren’t required in the office… but do whatever makes you feel comfortable. | 1.4099 | 0.05173 | 161 | 110 | 36 | 15 |
481 | Do you prefer 'man in a can' or 'mite in shining armor'? | 1.4096 | 0.05273 | 166 | 116 | 32 | 18 |
482 | I’m sorry Sir, but in 2022 it’s considered harassment to require me to work knights. | 1.4094 | 0.05130 | 149 | 99 | 39 | 11 |
483 | I am sorry Sir, that does not meet our masking requirements. | 1.4094 | 0.05224 | 171 | 120 | 32 | 19 |
484 | Yes, I went to knight school. | 1.4091 | 0.05177 | 176 | 124 | 32 | 20 |
485 | The ad should have read: must be willing to work nights. | 1.4091 | 0.04637 | 198 | 135 | 45 | 18 |
486 | It sounds like you are saying "oil can". | 1.4091 | 0.05886 | 132 | 92 | 26 | 14 |
487 | The stables just called. It seems your horse's warranty has expired. | 1.4091 | 0.05014 | 154 | 102 | 41 | 11 |
488 | It's vintage. | 1.4091 | 0.04928 | 154 | 101 | 43 | 10 |
489 | Mr. Stevens called from the hospital, he said verbal jousting only from now on. | 1.4091 | 0.05479 | 132 | 88 | 34 | 10 |
490 | You’ll find me hard to really get to know. | 1.4091 | 0.05479 | 132 | 88 | 34 | 10 |
491 | I oversee all mergers and inquisitions. | 1.4085 | 0.04801 | 164 | 108 | 45 | 11 |
492 | The front office called. You're wanted at the round table. | 1.4085 | 0.05104 | 164 | 112 | 37 | 15 |
493 | Just get the booster. | 1.4085 | 0.05030 | 164 | 111 | 39 | 14 |
494 | I’m jousting for a promotion. | 1.4078 | 0.04987 | 179 | 124 | 37 | 18 |
495 | Yes, the expense for the cod piece is absolutely necessary | 1.4076 | 0.05419 | 157 | 110 | 30 | 17 |
496 | Sir, your horse is parked in the red zone. | 1.4074 | 0.04919 | 162 | 108 | 42 | 12 |
497 | I'm ready to go over your performance review. | 1.4074 | 0.05148 | 162 | 111 | 36 | 15 |
498 | From Middle Ages to middle management. | 1.4074 | 0.05507 | 162 | 116 | 26 | 20 |
499 | Sorry Ms. Brown, you're not eligible to receive your suit until you've been here six months. | 1.4071 | 0.05450 | 140 | 95 | 33 | 12 |
500 | Different century. Same message. | 1.4070 | 0.04727 | 199 | 138 | 41 | 20 |
501 | Catherine, reserve the Round Table Room for our meeting tomorrow. | 1.4070 | 0.04335 | 199 | 131 | 55 | 13 |
502 | The worst part about returning to the office is getting through security. | 1.4067 | 0.05275 | 150 | 102 | 35 | 13 |
503 | Describe a difficult situation and how you handled it. | 1.4065 | 0.06091 | 123 | 86 | 24 | 13 |
504 | I have a union meeting this morning and a shareholder meeting this afternoon, why do you ask? | 1.4062 | 0.05116 | 160 | 109 | 37 | 14 |
505 | What? It’s laundry day. | 1.4056 | 0.05547 | 143 | 99 | 30 | 14 |
506 | I preferred the Round Table but the others all work from home now, so… | 1.4051 | 0.05082 | 158 | 107 | 38 | 13 |
507 | If you could find the Holy Grail, you can find 10 percent to cut from your budget. | 1.4045 | 0.04940 | 178 | 125 | 35 | 18 |
508 | Coffee and a straw? | 1.4044 | 0.05657 | 136 | 94 | 29 | 13 |
509 | I’m just the knight clerk | 1.4041 | 0.05196 | 146 | 98 | 37 | 11 |
510 | I’m sorry but I can no longer work the knight shift | 1.4038 | 0.05363 | 156 | 109 | 31 | 16 |
511 | Now you want a round desk. We should have just let you work from home. | 1.4038 | 0.05127 | 156 | 106 | 37 | 13 |
512 | Corporate is sending you on a quest. Do you accept? | 1.4026 | 0.05334 | 154 | 107 | 32 | 15 |
513 | HR wants to see you. | 1.4024 | 0.04948 | 164 | 111 | 40 | 13 |
514 | ...and I am also going to need a trebuchet. | 1.4016 | 0.05943 | 127 | 89 | 25 | 13 |
515 | Temp or Templar? | 1.4015 | 0.05718 | 137 | 96 | 27 | 14 |
516 | The real question is... where is your armor? | 1.4014 | 0.05388 | 142 | 97 | 33 | 12 |
517 | I don’t know where these rumors of a hostile takeover are coming from, why do you ask? | 1.4014 | 0.05168 | 147 | 99 | 37 | 11 |
518 | Don't worry I'm also wearing an N95 mask. | 1.4014 | 0.05168 | 147 | 99 | 37 | 11 |
519 | We still social distance here, two squares forward and one to the side. | 1.4000 | 0.04766 | 180 | 123 | 42 | 15 |
520 | Frank, it's casual Friday. Not casualty Friday. | 1.4000 | 0.04980 | 155 | 104 | 40 | 11 |
521 | Hello. I have a 3 o'clock appointment with King Arthur. | 1.4000 | 0.04848 | 165 | 111 | 42 | 12 |
522 | Gary, I told you you’d be working the NIGHT shift. | 1.4000 | 0.05441 | 140 | 96 | 32 | 12 |
523 | Yes, jousting is on my expense report. It was a short-lived team building exercise. | 1.4000 | 0.06354 | 110 | 77 | 22 | 11 |
524 | I'm still not calling you Sir | 1.4000 | 0.05737 | 130 | 90 | 28 | 12 |
525 | Accounting says the square table in the boardroom is perfectly fine. | 1.4000 | 0.04932 | 145 | 95 | 42 | 8 |
526 | I hate the Knight shift. | 1.3988 | 0.05076 | 168 | 117 | 35 | 16 |
527 | Lloyd, HR respectfully suggests you just get vaccinated. | 1.3988 | 0.05040 | 163 | 112 | 37 | 14 |
528 | I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but I really love your outfit! | 1.3988 | 0.05040 | 163 | 114 | 34 | 15 |
529 | It's a memo explaining the difference between a middle manager and a medieval manager. | 1.3987 | 0.04995 | 158 | 107 | 39 | 12 |
530 | So, I see you filed a complaint about unwanted touching.... | 1.3975 | 0.05380 | 161 | 115 | 28 | 18 |
531 | It was a hostile takeover | 1.3974 | 0.04785 | 156 | 103 | 44 | 9 |
532 | The requisition for a round table shouldn’t be a problem, it’s the catapult that may be harder to explain. | 1.3974 | 0.05405 | 151 | 106 | 30 | 15 |
533 | It’s just a paper cut Lance. | 1.3973 | 0.05366 | 146 | 101 | 32 | 13 |
534 | Great week Marge, but in this office we say "my liege". | 1.3973 | 0.05453 | 146 | 102 | 30 | 14 |
535 | I'm told that this armor will help me when I make it to the glass ceiling. | 1.3972 | 0.05593 | 141 | 99 | 28 | 14 |
536 | It says here you can work knights? | 1.3971 | 0.04397 | 209 | 143 | 49 | 17 |
537 | As a matter if fact I AM looking for a night job. | 1.3969 | 0.05598 | 131 | 90 | 30 | 11 |
538 | Are you available to work knights? | 1.3966 | 0.06229 | 116 | 82 | 22 | 12 |
539 | My other suit is at the cleaners | 1.3964 | 0.06041 | 111 | 76 | 26 | 9 |
540 | I’m guessing you’re going for the ‘renaissance man’ vibe. | 1.3964 | 0.05620 | 111 | 73 | 32 | 6 |
541 | Try to fit in the marketing meeting after my two o'clock siege. | 1.3961 | 0.05164 | 154 | 106 | 35 | 13 |
542 | It's an interesting strategy. But remember, my moves are somewhat limited. | 1.3955 | 0.05299 | 134 | 90 | 35 | 9 |
543 | I think work from home lasted a little too long. | 1.3955 | 0.05607 | 134 | 93 | 29 | 12 |
544 | I’m sorry, I don’t have time. There’s a dragon in accounting breathing down my neck. | 1.3953 | 0.05438 | 129 | 87 | 33 | 9 |
545 | I hate performance review time. | 1.3952 | 0.04950 | 167 | 115 | 38 | 14 |
546 | So anytime you do an IRS audit of a mob member this is what you'll wear. | 1.3952 | 0.05819 | 124 | 86 | 27 | 11 |
547 | I hear you've been transferred to the Knight Shift. | 1.3949 | 0.05250 | 157 | 113 | 29 | 15 |
548 | I said I needed a new armoire | 1.3949 | 0.05012 | 157 | 107 | 38 | 12 |
549 | And finally, how do you feel about working knights? | 1.3949 | 0.04258 | 195 | 129 | 55 | 11 |
550 | Defensive, inflexible, and we don't see eye to eye. | 1.3947 | 0.06182 | 114 | 80 | 23 | 11 |
551 | your move. | 1.3945 | 0.06388 | 109 | 77 | 21 | 11 |
552 | the king is on line 1 | 1.3942 | 0.05319 | 137 | 93 | 34 | 10 |
553 | I didn't know we had a knight shift. | 1.3938 | 0.05101 | 160 | 111 | 35 | 14 |
554 | I'm sorry to say that jousting has been removed from the meeting agenda. | 1.3935 | 0.05055 | 155 | 106 | 37 | 12 |
555 | So you are still working the knight shift? | 1.3935 | 0.05137 | 155 | 107 | 35 | 13 |
556 | Your horse was in my space again. | 1.3932 | 0.06064 | 117 | 82 | 24 | 11 |
557 | You may be taking the "gatekeeper" part of your job description a little too literally. | 1.3932 | 0.05942 | 117 | 81 | 26 | 10 |
558 | One suggestion Galahad— change 'pillaging and looting' to 'standard business practices'. | 1.3931 | 0.05475 | 145 | 102 | 29 | 14 |
559 | You must be the fella to see for a quote on aluminum siding" | 1.3929 | 0.05335 | 140 | 96 | 33 | 11 |
560 | I am sorry mam,we only have openings for the knight shift. | 1.3923 | 0.04738 | 181 | 125 | 41 | 15 |
561 | How many times do I have to tell you,Craig? The armor is not protecting you from cyber attacks. You need to stop clicking on those links. | 1.3919 | 0.05131 | 148 | 104 | 33 | 11 |
562 | Guinevere, this contract is iron clad! | 1.3919 | 0.05131 | 148 | 101 | 36 | 11 |
563 | Any experience getting a sword out of a stone? | 1.3913 | 0.06261 | 115 | 82 | 21 | 12 |
564 | I think you're confused about working nights. | 1.3913 | 0.04682 | 184 | 127 | 42 | 15 |
565 | I’m sorry I’m late. The moat slowed me down. | 1.3910 | 0.05211 | 133 | 89 | 36 | 8 |
566 | Don’t worry, I’m wearing an N95 mask. | 1.3902 | 0.04856 | 164 | 112 | 40 | 12 |
567 | Yes, this is the complaint department. | 1.3895 | 0.04840 | 172 | 119 | 39 | 14 |
568 | Don’t ask me how I’ll drink it, just get me a coffee. | 1.3894 | 0.06584 | 113 | 83 | 16 | 14 |
569 | Everything else was at the drycleaner's. | 1.3884 | 0.05794 | 121 | 84 | 27 | 10 |
570 | I misread the dress code memo. | 1.3882 | 0.04944 | 152 | 103 | 39 | 10 |
571 | Just pour it in the spout. | 1.3881 | 0.05495 | 134 | 93 | 30 | 11 |
572 | Who cares about your computer skills. How are you with a brillo pad? | 1.3879 | 0.04676 | 165 | 111 | 44 | 10 |
573 | It is a list of things I ‘d liked changed, starting with the shape of this table. | 1.3875 | 0.05093 | 160 | 112 | 34 | 14 |
574 | I’m jousting after work today. | 1.3873 | 0.05274 | 142 | 98 | 33 | 11 |
575 | What do you mean antiquated? Windows XP works doesn't it? | 1.3871 | 0.05806 | 124 | 87 | 26 | 11 |
576 | Remember, Bill, it's called an acquisition, not a "siege". | 1.3867 | 0.05333 | 150 | 106 | 30 | 14 |
577 | Holdeth my calls. | 1.3866 | 0.05980 | 119 | 84 | 24 | 11 |
578 | All this mail must be wearing you out Sir | 1.3865 | 0.04713 | 163 | 116 | 34 | 13 |
579 | Did you not say we were jousting for this promotion? | 1.3860 | 0.05361 | 114 | 75 | 34 | 5 |
580 | I'm told you've been seeking new challenges. | 1.3860 | 0.05779 | 114 | 78 | 28 | 8 |
581 | My moat is always open. | 1.3857 | 0.05514 | 140 | 99 | 28 | 13 |
582 | When they said they wanted you to work the night shift, this is not what they meant. | 1.3852 | 0.06098 | 122 | 88 | 21 | 13 |
583 | You need to have a thick skin around here. | 1.3851 | 0.04938 | 148 | 100 | 39 | 9 |
584 | Sir, I hate to tell you this but your horse pooped in the hall again. | 1.3851 | 0.05468 | 148 | 106 | 27 | 15 |
585 | You heard me say we’d have to work knights and weekends… | 1.3851 | 0.04831 | 161 | 115 | 34 | 12 |
586 | I’m told you have some questions about our masking policy. | 1.3851 | 0.04795 | 174 | 121 | 39 | 14 |
587 | Well I don’t feel middle aged. | 1.3846 | 0.05150 | 143 | 98 | 35 | 10 |
588 | HR claims I was hired medieval, not mid-level. | 1.3846 | 0.04821 | 169 | 117 | 39 | 13 |
589 | When I said the manager was a dragon, I wasn’t being literal. | 1.3846 | 0.05802 | 117 | 81 | 27 | 9 |
590 | Just in case will smith stops by. | 1.3846 | 0.05715 | 130 | 92 | 26 | 12 |
591 | I usually work the Knight shift, which is why I have not been at the table... | 1.3841 | 0.05073 | 164 | 119 | 29 | 16 |
592 | Sir, your 'mail' arrived but I will need your help carrying it in. | 1.3841 | 0.05135 | 151 | 105 | 34 | 12 |
593 | The Knight shift already? I sure I lost track of time. | 1.3836 | 0.05258 | 146 | 102 | 32 | 12 |
594 | Preparing for my Oscar presentation,if you must know. | 1.3835 | 0.05720 | 133 | 95 | 25 | 13 |
595 | I think you should be more open to new ideas. | 1.3835 | 0.05620 | 133 | 94 | 27 | 12 |
596 | Take this purchase order and get me a case of WD40 ASAP . | 1.3833 | 0.06170 | 120 | 87 | 20 | 13 |
597 | Did you say a case of COVID or a case of WD-40 | 1.3833 | 0.05123 | 180 | 132 | 27 | 21 |
598 | Union unrest, Margaret. | 1.3833 | 0.05574 | 120 | 82 | 30 | 8 |
599 | Looks like it's going to be an all-knighter | 1.3831 | 0.05063 | 154 | 107 | 35 | 12 |
600 | I just didn't feel a mask was good enough | 1.3827 | 0.04964 | 162 | 113 | 36 | 13 |
601 | And art thou chaste? | 1.3826 | 0.06368 | 115 | 84 | 18 | 13 |
602 | Casual Friday today, not combat Monday. | 1.3819 | 0.05025 | 144 | 105 | 27 | 12 |
603 | It's 5:30, good knight. | 1.3817 | 0.04879 | 186 | 134 | 33 | 19 |
604 | I'm his first line of defense. | 1.3817 | 0.05249 | 131 | 89 | 34 | 8 |
605 | But your resume says nothing about moat maintenance. | 1.3813 | 0.04926 | 160 | 111 | 37 | 12 |
606 | My cars in the shop. I had to take the subway. | 1.3810 | 0.05840 | 126 | 90 | 24 | 12 |
607 | We're looking for a candidate proficient in Excelsior. | 1.3810 | 0.05730 | 126 | 89 | 26 | 11 |
608 | This IS my knight job. | 1.3806 | 0.05036 | 155 | 108 | 35 | 12 |
609 | When I said your work should be bulletproof this isn't what I meant. | 1.3805 | 0.06070 | 113 | 80 | 23 | 10 |
610 | No, I never get defensive. | 1.3804 | 0.05015 | 163 | 115 | 34 | 14 |
611 | I called Staples and Office Depot -- nobody has a round one. | 1.3803 | 0.05357 | 142 | 100 | 30 | 12 |
612 | Yes, I am glad to be back in the office. You?" | 1.3797 | 0.04968 | 158 | 110 | 36 | 12 |
613 | I'm about to go pill my cat. | 1.3790 | 0.05793 | 124 | 88 | 25 | 11 |
614 | Oh yeah, I’ve got the best moat guy! | 1.3788 | 0.05327 | 132 | 91 | 32 | 9 |
615 | The impending takeover is expected to be hostile. | 1.3786 | 0.05503 | 140 | 100 | 27 | 13 |
616 | Do you know where they put the can opener | 1.3778 | 0.05450 | 135 | 95 | 29 | 11 |
617 | Don't worry, it's just until we get through this medieval period. | 1.3778 | 0.05243 | 135 | 93 | 33 | 9 |
618 | Sam from legal didn't hold the elevator for me. I hear you're the guy to talk to. | 1.3776 | 0.06241 | 98 | 68 | 23 | 7 |
619 | We take Covid -19 very serious around here! | 1.3775 | 0.04481 | 151 | 99 | 47 | 5 |
620 | We are looking for someone with a little more mettle. | 1.3774 | 0.04694 | 159 | 108 | 42 | 9 |
621 | Galahad can't just keep bringing back maidens and charging back the second rental horse. Get him up here! | 1.3769 | 0.05702 | 130 | 93 | 25 | 12 |
622 | Your horse just got towed, again. | 1.3769 | 0.05806 | 130 | 94 | 23 | 13 |
623 | Oh my, is it tax season already? | 1.3767 | 0.05064 | 146 | 101 | 35 | 10 |
624 | I’d expect this level of work from a squire, but not you. | 1.3765 | 0.04717 | 162 | 111 | 41 | 10 |
625 | Please call the parking attendant and have him bring me my horse. | 1.3761 | 0.05498 | 109 | 73 | 31 | 5 |
626 | HR would like to discuss your interviewing techniques, Mr. Hardesy. | 1.3759 | 0.05807 | 133 | 97 | 22 | 14 |
627 | Just because you are from human services doesn't mean you need to know if I consider myself male or female. | 1.3758 | 0.04900 | 149 | 105 | 34 | 10 |
628 | Isn’t this Armor Friday? | 1.3750 | 0.05347 | 152 | 110 | 27 | 15 |
629 | I'll see what I can do, but dragon-slaying requests are due at 4:00 pm sharp. | 1.3750 | 0.05387 | 144 | 103 | 28 | 13 |
630 | Are you jousting? | 1.3750 | 0.06042 | 120 | 87 | 21 | 12 |
631 | How are your sword skills?" | 1.3750 | 0.05417 | 136 | 96 | 29 | 11 |
632 | I was talking about emotional armor. | 1.3750 | 0.04753 | 168 | 117 | 39 | 12 |
633 | Your 9:00 quest is here. | 1.3740 | 0.04887 | 131 | 89 | 36 | 6 |
634 | It's Friday, would it kill you to wear a tunic? | 1.3740 | 0.06043 | 123 | 90 | 20 | 13 |
635 | And for what purpose have you requisitioned a can opener? | 1.3740 | 0.05702 | 123 | 87 | 26 | 10 |
636 | We need to talk about your last expense report. | 1.3733 | 0.05054 | 150 | 105 | 34 | 11 |
637 | I'm sick of people saying I'm defensive. | 1.3732 | 0.04958 | 142 | 97 | 37 | 8 |
638 | Yes, I did work the knight shift. What tipped you off? | 1.3730 | 0.05826 | 126 | 91 | 23 | 12 |
639 | Now this is what I call an iron-clad legal defense. | 1.3729 | 0.05619 | 118 | 82 | 28 | 8 |
640 | If Ron can wear sweatpants I can wear this. | 1.3727 | 0.05899 | 110 | 77 | 25 | 8 |
641 | Miss Brown, I see this is your third violation for not wearing the required personal protective equipment. | 1.3727 | 0.04812 | 161 | 112 | 38 | 11 |
642 | You looked better in white satin. | 1.3724 | 0.05265 | 145 | 103 | 30 | 12 |
643 | Casual Friday. | 1.3723 | 0.05181 | 137 | 95 | 33 | 9 |
644 | Lately your chivalry has fallen below our company's standards. | 1.3717 | 0.05213 | 113 | 75 | 34 | 4 |
645 | Research says face KN95's really work. | 1.3712 | 0.05313 | 132 | 92 | 31 | 9 |
646 | Yes, I’m from HR. And, no, that won’t protect you. | 1.3711 | 0.04932 | 159 | 112 | 35 | 12 |
647 | Sorry, we're hiring damsels and wenches. | 1.3710 | 0.05891 | 124 | 90 | 22 | 12 |
648 | I requested a round table for my office. | 1.3710 | 0.05547 | 124 | 87 | 28 | 9 |
649 | So, you're the new guy from the mail room? | 1.3707 | 0.05548 | 116 | 80 | 29 | 7 |
650 | We received another complaint that your management style is too old fashioned. | 1.3706 | 0.04621 | 143 | 100 | 36 | 7 |
651 | I usually work from home. | 1.3704 | 0.05123 | 135 | 93 | 34 | 8 |
652 | This isn’t how you protect your computer from Trojan horses, sir. | 1.3704 | 0.05823 | 108 | 75 | 26 | 7 |
653 | We get it, you did you junior year abroad. | 1.3704 | 0.05335 | 135 | 95 | 30 | 10 |
654 | Your resume looks great, but as a black woman, you need a thick skin to work here. | 1.3704 | 0.05538 | 135 | 97 | 26 | 12 |
655 | Boss told me I was too thin-skinned. | 1.3701 | 0.04848 | 127 | 84 | 39 | 4 |
656 | Call me M’Lady one more time, and I’m going to H.R. | 1.3700 | 0.05801 | 100 | 68 | 27 | 5 |
657 | And your preferred pronouns? | 1.3699 | 0.05235 | 146 | 104 | 30 | 12 |
658 | Your co-workers feel you're a little guarded around them. | 1.3696 | 0.05047 | 138 | 95 | 35 | 8 |
659 | There’s a Mr Merlin here to see you. | 1.3696 | 0.05252 | 138 | 97 | 31 | 10 |
660 | Yes I am the Principal, why? | 1.3694 | 0.05713 | 111 | 77 | 27 | 7 |
661 | Actuarial Errantry is not a thing, Norman. | 1.3692 | 0.05583 | 130 | 93 | 26 | 11 |
662 | You can tell me, Ms Roberts, I’m like a steel trap. | 1.3692 | 0.05793 | 130 | 95 | 22 | 13 |
663 | It was a real battle to get into work today. | 1.3689 | 0.05232 | 122 | 83 | 33 | 6 |
664 | So the round table is still unavailable? | 1.3689 | 0.05484 | 122 | 85 | 29 | 8 |
665 | I am now prepared for the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. Send my lawyer in." | 1.3681 | 0.04602 | 163 | 112 | 42 | 9 |
666 | So,you're the new guy on the knight shift? | 1.3676 | 0.05093 | 136 | 94 | 34 | 8 |
667 | I don't know why anyone would say I was thin-skinned. | 1.3676 | 0.05093 | 136 | 96 | 31 | 9 |
668 | No more Mr. Nice Guy. | 1.3675 | 0.05771 | 117 | 83 | 25 | 9 |
669 | Did you forget it's casual Friday? | 1.3675 | 0.05897 | 117 | 84 | 23 | 10 |
670 | Please stop dressing like you’re still working from home. | 1.3672 | 0.05419 | 128 | 90 | 29 | 9 |
671 | That's not the malware protection we meant. | 1.3667 | 0.05909 | 120 | 87 | 22 | 11 |
672 | HR said if you're vaxed and boosted masks are optional. | 1.3667 | 0.04862 | 150 | 104 | 37 | 9 |
673 | No ma'am. You need that next desk. I'm only the knight manager. | 1.3667 | 0.05667 | 120 | 85 | 26 | 9 |
674 | Why do I get the feeling I'm about to be fired? | 1.3662 | 0.05143 | 142 | 100 | 32 | 10 |
675 | Surely you joust. | 1.3661 | 0.06213 | 112 | 82 | 19 | 11 |
676 | And lastly, as to your pronouns, do you prefer “my liege” or “m’lady”? | 1.3661 | 0.05812 | 112 | 79 | 25 | 8 |
677 | I'm going to be here all knight. | 1.3659 | 0.05448 | 123 | 86 | 29 | 8 |
678 | I understand you are presenting the Oscar for Best Actor tonight. | 1.3657 | 0.05854 | 134 | 100 | 19 | 15 |
679 | It’s my middle age crisis. | 1.3656 | 0.06264 | 93 | 65 | 22 | 6 |
680 | And can you get me a can of oil, and not any of this foreign oil | 1.3651 | 0.05589 | 126 | 90 | 26 | 10 |
681 | Doth ye notice anything different about me ? | 1.3651 | 0.05357 | 126 | 88 | 30 | 8 |
682 | Tell me. What’s your distress? | 1.3650 | 0.05167 | 137 | 96 | 32 | 9 |
683 | Well, “Beth from HR”, perhaps I left it blank for a reason. How would you like it if I asked which year YOU were born in? | 1.3646 | 0.05946 | 96 | 66 | 25 | 5 |
684 | Well, didn't you say I should work the knight shift? | 1.3643 | 0.05190 | 140 | 99 | 31 | 10 |
685 | Shall we begin your performance review? | 1.3636 | 0.05076 | 132 | 91 | 34 | 7 |
686 | It makes you look ten years younger, sir. | 1.3636 | 0.06168 | 99 | 70 | 22 | 7 |
687 | This was the only clean suit I had left. | 1.3636 | 0.05589 | 110 | 76 | 28 | 6 |
688 | So you're saying mead is unallowable on the travel reimbursement? | 1.3636 | 0.04917 | 143 | 99 | 36 | 8 |
689 | I do miss working from castle. | 1.3636 | 0.05016 | 143 | 100 | 34 | 9 |
690 | Damsels are down 37%, and there were no dragons in Q1. | 1.3631 | 0.05124 | 157 | 114 | 29 | 14 |
691 | Add our usual boilerplate at the beginning. | 1.3628 | 0.06037 | 113 | 82 | 21 | 10 |
692 | My chair squeaks. | 1.3628 | 0.05905 | 113 | 81 | 23 | 9 |
693 | There's not a round table in Conference Room B either. | 1.3626 | 0.06904 | 91 | 67 | 15 | 9 |
694 | If you're that worried about being back in the office, just wear an N-95. | 1.3626 | 0.06351 | 91 | 64 | 21 | 6 |
695 | Yes…your salary is medieval…do you think I wear this outfit for fun? | 1.3624 | 0.04968 | 149 | 105 | 34 | 10 |
696 | Great! I send you out for WD-40 and you come back with 3 in 1 oil. | 1.3624 | 0.04876 | 149 | 104 | 36 | 9 |
697 | What makes you think I don't welcome criticism? | 1.3623 | 0.05033 | 138 | 96 | 34 | 8 |
698 | So, you got demoted from the round circle to the hopeless rectangle? | 1.3623 | 0.05339 | 138 | 99 | 28 | 11 |
699 | "Thank goodness for casual Friday- chain mail is way more comfortable." | 1.3623 | 0.04926 | 138 | 95 | 36 | 7 |
700 | I read here that you have nerves of steel. | 1.3622 | 0.05204 | 127 | 88 | 32 | 7 |
701 | I'm actually wearing it to protect you. | 1.3622 | 0.04830 | 127 | 87 | 35 | 5 |
702 | An anonymous employee complained that company culture is combative and old-fashioned. | 1.3617 | 0.05829 | 94 | 64 | 26 | 4 |
703 | Must be performance review day. | 1.3615 | 0.05461 | 130 | 96 | 23 | 11 |
704 | Can you tell me a little more about your experience with trebuchets? | 1.3613 | 0.05563 | 119 | 84 | 27 | 8 |
705 | Thick skin isn’t enough for this job. | 1.3613 | 0.05563 | 119 | 84 | 27 | 8 |
706 | According to the CDC it's my option | 1.3611 | 0.06094 | 108 | 78 | 21 | 9 |
707 | I see on your resume you are willing to work a knight shift. | 1.3611 | 0.05084 | 144 | 102 | 32 | 10 |
708 | I said ‘Work at Night’! | 1.3609 | 0.05156 | 133 | 93 | 32 | 8 |
709 | What do you mean, "...and from the waist down?"? | 1.3607 | 0.05468 | 122 | 86 | 28 | 8 |
710 | Oh great...the building entrance is getting metal detectors! | 1.3600 | 0.06594 | 100 | 74 | 16 | 10 |
711 | For months, everyone thought this was my Zoom avatar. | 1.3600 | 0.06280 | 100 | 72 | 20 | 8 |
712 | If I may, sir, oval might be a better fit. | 1.3600 | 0.05495 | 125 | 89 | 27 | 9 |
713 | You can threaten to throw down both gauntlets, I'm still resigning. | 1.3600 | 0.06439 | 100 | 73 | 18 | 9 |
714 | Expecting a rough review? | 1.3596 | 0.05727 | 114 | 81 | 25 | 8 |
715 | It's fine, you can go. I'll handle the knight shift...again. | 1.3595 | 0.04961 | 153 | 109 | 33 | 11 |
716 | Call me “sir”. | 1.3592 | 0.05830 | 103 | 72 | 25 | 6 |
717 | Did you get me my oil? | 1.3592 | 0.05031 | 142 | 100 | 33 | 9 |
718 | Shall I make reservations for tonight at the Round Table? | 1.3588 | 0.05533 | 131 | 95 | 25 | 11 |
719 | A can opener, a very large can opener! | 1.3587 | 0.07180 | 92 | 70 | 11 | 11 |
720 | No, sir, I did not hear about a resurgence of the plague. | 1.3585 | 0.05872 | 106 | 75 | 24 | 7 |
721 | I’m sensing some defensiveness here. | 1.3581 | 0.05339 | 148 | 109 | 25 | 14 |
722 | I applied for the night shift... | 1.3581 | 0.04890 | 148 | 104 | 35 | 9 |
723 | Cancel the meeting. I can't see them now. | 1.3579 | 0.06334 | 95 | 68 | 20 | 7 |
724 | Sorry, Sir. Did you want your lance or your lunch? | 1.3578 | 0.06186 | 109 | 80 | 19 | 10 |
725 | I see eliminating waste has become a real crusade. | 1.3577 | 0.05307 | 123 | 86 | 30 | 7 |
726 | I don't care what legal says, this agreement is iron clad. I should know, I wrote it myself! | 1.3571 | 0.04934 | 154 | 110 | 33 | 11 |
727 | I also have a Masters in Chivalry and am trained in broadaxe combat and strategies of the trebuchet. | 1.3571 | 0.06686 | 98 | 73 | 15 | 10 |
728 | Of course I can handle criticism. | 1.3571 | 0.06197 | 98 | 70 | 21 | 7 |
729 | Surely you joust …….? | 1.3566 | 0.05138 | 129 | 92 | 29 | 8 |
730 | Can I see your vaccine id? | 1.3566 | 0.05590 | 129 | 94 | 24 | 11 |
731 | Do you have King Arthur's email? | 1.3562 | 0.05119 | 146 | 105 | 30 | 11 |
732 | The co-op board called again. We need to do something about the moat. | 1.3558 | 0.06098 | 104 | 75 | 21 | 8 |
733 | —no I meant, do you surf? | 1.3556 | 0.05306 | 135 | 97 | 28 | 10 |
734 | ”Please, Sir, may I have a chair? | 1.3556 | 0.06944 | 90 | 67 | 14 | 9 |
735 | I'm being sacked? | 1.3556 | 0.06762 | 90 | 68 | 13 | 9 |
736 | Boss, I'm tired of working the knight shift. | 1.3554 | 0.05852 | 121 | 89 | 21 | 11 |
737 | The dermatologist told me not to scratch it. | 1.3554 | 0.05611 | 121 | 87 | 25 | 9 |
738 | I don't think that's what's meant by PPE | 1.3554 | 0.05733 | 121 | 88 | 23 | 10 |
739 | In this, sticks and stones REALLY can't break my bones. | 1.3553 | 0.04612 | 152 | 105 | 40 | 7 |
740 | Could you get me a straw with that please ? | 1.3551 | 0.05673 | 107 | 75 | 26 | 6 |
741 | Around here, we take personal safety seriously. | 1.3551 | 0.05013 | 107 | 73 | 31 | 3 |
742 | It's good to finally feel normal. | 1.3548 | 0.05748 | 124 | 91 | 22 | 11 |
743 | I think I have a fridge magnet stuck under my collar. | 1.3545 | 0.06001 | 110 | 80 | 21 | 9 |
744 | Can you help me understand your report? I’ve been working from home for awhile and I’m a bit rusty. | 1.3545 | 0.06001 | 110 | 80 | 21 | 9 |
745 | Please let me know when everyone has reviewed the new Chivalry and Valor policy. | 1.3543 | 0.05306 | 127 | 90 | 29 | 8 |
746 | Tell Bitterman in Accounting I challenge him to a joust over his refusal to accept my travel receipts. | 1.3543 | 0.05306 | 127 | 90 | 29 | 8 |
747 | Your request to wear armor was approved, but having a separate rest room was denied” | 1.3543 | 0.05758 | 127 | 94 | 21 | 12 |
748 | Just CC me on the chain mail. | 1.3540 | 0.05611 | 113 | 80 | 26 | 7 |
749 | Cancel my afternoon calls. I'm going to get a few jousts in. | 1.3540 | 0.05750 | 113 | 81 | 24 | 8 |
750 | I'm dreaming the impossible dream. | 1.3540 | 0.05468 | 113 | 79 | 28 | 6 |
751 | Don't worry, I've been knighted and boosted. | 1.3535 | 0.06144 | 99 | 71 | 21 | 7 |
752 | He's in with the jester right now. | 1.3534 | 0.05511 | 116 | 82 | 27 | 7 |
753 | Yes Mr Smith, "knight shift". Very funny. Now take it off and get on with your work please. | 1.3529 | 0.05169 | 136 | 97 | 30 | 9 |
754 | Your desk is at the round table just to your right with Lance. | 1.3529 | 0.06017 | 102 | 73 | 22 | 7 |
755 | It’s just in case of a hostile takeover. | 1.3529 | 0.05853 | 102 | 72 | 24 | 6 |
756 | Well Ms. Burns, how do you know it was MY horse that made a mess in the parking garage? | 1.3529 | 0.05796 | 119 | 87 | 22 | 10 |
757 | You can’t fire me. I’ve already been canned. | 1.3529 | 0.06154 | 119 | 90 | 16 | 13 |
758 | I am signing my email “knighty-knight” and I don't want to hear one thing about it. | 1.3529 | 0.05685 | 102 | 71 | 26 | 5 |
759 | I've got mail. | 1.3525 | 0.04774 | 139 | 102 | 28 | 9 |
760 | It says I've been transferred to knight shift. | 1.3525 | 0.04882 | 139 | 97 | 35 | 7 |
761 | Your boss has decided to allow you to continue working from home. | 1.3523 | 0.06268 | 88 | 62 | 21 | 5 |
762 | No, you can't expnse a round desk. | 1.3520 | 0.05237 | 125 | 88 | 30 | 7 |
763 | I told you, Jerry, it's NOT a HOSTILE takeover. | 1.3519 | 0.05929 | 108 | 78 | 22 | 8 |
764 | I get it—Another bad hair day. | 1.3519 | 0.06074 | 108 | 79 | 20 | 9 |
765 | It's an effort to bring chivalry back to the workplace. | 1.3516 | 0.06127 | 91 | 64 | 22 | 5 |
766 | Welcome back, you may be a little rusty. | 1.3516 | 0.06514 | 91 | 66 | 18 | 7 |
767 | You're telling me that in a city the size of New York you can't find six fire-throwing catapults? | 1.3516 | 0.05500 | 128 | 93 | 25 | 10 |
768 | Yeah…when HR said they wanted to see your mettle…uh… | 1.3509 | 0.05570 | 114 | 81 | 26 | 7 |
769 | Sorry, but 'Medieval Monday' isn't helping office morale. | 1.3505 | 0.06395 | 97 | 71 | 18 | 8 |
770 | The mask mandate has been lifted, sir. | 1.3500 | 0.04854 | 140 | 98 | 35 | 7 |
771 | It’s a reprimand from HR for sword fighting in the men’s room. | 1.3500 | 0.05378 | 120 | 85 | 28 | 7 |
772 | ...and the horse you rode in on. | 1.3500 | 0.05876 | 120 | 89 | 20 | 11 |
773 | And please, call me sir. | 1.3500 | 0.04747 | 140 | 99 | 34 | 7 |
774 | I feel like that last battle could have been an email. | 1.3500 | 0.06093 | 100 | 72 | 21 | 7 |
775 | I save a bundle on dry cleaning. | 1.3500 | 0.06256 | 100 | 73 | 19 | 8 |
776 | You were expecting a round table? | 1.3500 | 0.05246 | 120 | 84 | 30 | 6 |
777 | It's nice to be back from 're-moat' work. | 1.3497 | 0.05086 | 143 | 105 | 27 | 11 |
778 | What I applied for was a "night job". | 1.3496 | 0.05535 | 123 | 89 | 25 | 9 |
779 | Have you considered mediation? | 1.3496 | 0.05288 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
780 | You're mansplaining again, Brian, and stop calling me squire. | 1.3495 | 0.06279 | 103 | 76 | 18 | 9 |
781 | Your horse left you nice gift in the parking lot. | 1.3491 | 0.06001 | 106 | 77 | 21 | 8 |
782 | No, I get it. No judgements. My husband goes to work in a tunic. | 1.3491 | 0.06149 | 106 | 78 | 19 | 9 |
783 | I was in mail, but I’m better suited for this job. | 1.3491 | 0.06149 | 106 | 78 | 19 | 9 |
784 | Sir, I don't know HR's policy on nicknames, but I will not be answering to the Black Death. | 1.3488 | 0.05464 | 129 | 94 | 25 | 10 |
785 | I'm ready, Marian. Send in the auditors. | 1.3483 | 0.06412 | 89 | 64 | 19 | 6 |
786 | Tim when I said we’re being sacked that’s not what I meant. | 1.3483 | 0.06608 | 89 | 65 | 17 | 7 |
787 | I’m in the witness protection program. | 1.3483 | 0.06412 | 89 | 64 | 19 | 6 |
788 | I said "chain mail", not "email." | 1.3481 | 0.05185 | 135 | 97 | 29 | 9 |
789 | Aren’t you taking an abundance of caution a bit too far? | 1.3478 | 0.05390 | 115 | 81 | 28 | 6 |
790 | Takes more than a thick skin for this job. | 1.3478 | 0.06454 | 92 | 67 | 18 | 7 |
791 | Dress for the job you want | 1.3475 | 0.05433 | 118 | 84 | 27 | 7 |
792 | I think you misunderstood the night shift arrangements…. | 1.3475 | 0.05819 | 118 | 87 | 21 | 10 |
793 | The health insurance isn't great, but we have an ingenious new method to stop communicable diseases. | 1.3474 | 0.06483 | 95 | 70 | 17 | 8 |
794 | I am ready for my 10 o'clock. So very ready. | 1.3472 | 0.04759 | 144 | 101 | 36 | 7 |
795 | And you have that roundtable discussion at three. | 1.3471 | 0.05715 | 121 | 89 | 22 | 10 |
796 | How are you with high-stress situations? | 1.3471 | 0.05341 | 121 | 86 | 28 | 7 |
797 | The new cybersecurity guidelines are pretty extreme | 1.3469 | 0.04984 | 147 | 106 | 31 | 10 |
798 | Are you willing to work the Knight shift? | 1.3468 | 0.05497 | 124 | 90 | 25 | 9 |
799 | What do you think of "Knights of the Octagonal Table"? | 1.3465 | 0.05876 | 101 | 72 | 23 | 6 |
800 | What time is your meeting in the Dragon's Den? | 1.3465 | 0.06042 | 101 | 73 | 21 | 7 |
801 | I know you’re new here, Mr. Wilson, but extremely cautious clothing day is Monday, not Friday. | 1.3465 | 0.05742 | 127 | 95 | 20 | 12 |
802 | Since this if your first day I should let you know that my pronouns are thou, thee and thine. | 1.3462 | 0.05429 | 130 | 95 | 25 | 10 |
803 | No water. No coffee. No tea. I rust my case. | 1.3462 | 0.06227 | 104 | 77 | 18 | 9 |
804 | The guy in the mail room wants his uniform back. | 1.3462 | 0.05852 | 130 | 99 | 17 | 14 |
805 | Not unmotivated. Just scared to plug the computer in. | 1.3458 | 0.05804 | 107 | 77 | 23 | 7 |
806 | I'm not getting any more paper cuts. | 1.3455 | 0.05393 | 110 | 77 | 28 | 5 |
807 | When I asked for the night manager I think they misunderstood | 1.3455 | 0.06118 | 110 | 82 | 18 | 10 |
808 | Sir, your 2 o'clock duel is here | 1.3452 | 0.06448 | 84 | 60 | 19 | 5 |
809 | HR thinks you come off as defensive. | 1.3452 | 0.07284 | 84 | 64 | 11 | 9 |
810 | I know they call me the "Dragon Lady", but this is a bit much! | 1.3451 | 0.05999 | 113 | 84 | 19 | 10 |
811 | The Community Theatre is doing Spamalot. | 1.3451 | 0.05446 | 113 | 80 | 27 | 6 |
812 | Hello madam, And welcome to the Knightshift. | 1.3451 | 0.05002 | 142 | 102 | 31 | 9 |
813 | I heard you were thick-skinned. | 1.3448 | 0.05757 | 116 | 85 | 22 | 9 |
814 | You really need to spend some time in the Mail room. | 1.3448 | 0.05121 | 145 | 106 | 28 | 11 |
815 | Sorry, I'm just filling in today. The person who's usually here just has a mild case of the Plague. | 1.3448 | 0.06135 | 116 | 88 | 16 | 12 |
816 | You're the new head of cybersecurity? | 1.3445 | 0.05778 | 119 | 88 | 21 | 10 |
817 | Do you think you might be taking this whole Covid mask mandate a bit too far sire? | 1.3444 | 0.05946 | 90 | 63 | 23 | 4 |
818 | Hark! A summons from HR. | 1.3444 | 0.06734 | 90 | 67 | 15 | 8 |
819 | Sorry, I don't do knight work. | 1.3443 | 0.05305 | 122 | 87 | 28 | 7 |
820 | Yes, I have twenty years experience with an oil can. | 1.3443 | 0.05909 | 122 | 92 | 18 | 12 |
821 | I just never get tired of the Gothic font. | 1.3443 | 0.05909 | 122 | 92 | 18 | 12 |
822 | The expense report you submitted for time traveling has been denied. | 1.3441 | 0.06395 | 93 | 68 | 18 | 7 |
823 | Oh look, it's my nightmare in shining armor. | 1.3440 | 0.05914 | 125 | 95 | 17 | 13 |
824 | They made me put this on when I told them I still had an AOL email address. | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
825 | Listen, people assume that just because I wear a suit of armor that suddenly I’m immune to the backstabbing. | 1.3438 | 0.05594 | 128 | 95 | 22 | 11 |
826 | Sure I fired flaming arrows at you yesterday— is that what this is about? | 1.3434 | 0.06285 | 99 | 73 | 18 | 8 |
827 | The negativity just bounces right off. | 1.3431 | 0.05828 | 102 | 73 | 23 | 6 |
828 | "Team-Building. We're jousting" | 1.3431 | 0.05828 | 102 | 73 | 23 | 6 |
829 | Alright Richard, suit yourself! | 1.3426 | 0.05759 | 108 | 78 | 23 | 7 |
830 | I'm noticing a lack of dragon slaying experience on your resume. | 1.3425 | 0.04998 | 146 | 106 | 30 | 10 |
831 | You do know that mask thing is over?! | 1.3423 | 0.06070 | 111 | 83 | 18 | 10 |
832 | I see you've been demoted from the Round Table, Steve. | 1.3423 | 0.06070 | 111 | 83 | 18 | 10 |
833 | I made a Jada joke. | 1.3421 | 0.06082 | 114 | 86 | 17 | 11 |
834 | Where are the "thees" and "thous" that I asked for? | 1.3421 | 0.05261 | 114 | 80 | 29 | 5 |
835 | Chivalry? I'd prefer a raise. | 1.3421 | 0.05548 | 114 | 82 | 25 | 7 |
836 | It’s actually quite comfortable unless I need to use the bathroom. | 1.3419 | 0.05584 | 117 | 85 | 24 | 8 |
837 | Glad to see you’re coming out of your shell. | 1.3419 | 0.05842 | 117 | 87 | 20 | 10 |
838 | Don’t quit your knight job. | 1.3419 | 0.05451 | 117 | 84 | 26 | 7 |
839 | In the old days this Restraining Order would have been enough. | 1.3417 | 0.05857 | 120 | 90 | 19 | 11 |
840 | Shall I suggest a virtual meeting with Mr. Smith? | 1.3415 | 0.06989 | 82 | 61 | 14 | 7 |
841 | I’m calling you Mr. Frahmlitz, not Sir anything.” | 1.3415 | 0.05394 | 123 | 89 | 26 | 8 |
842 | So… you’re Ms. Roberts. I am Mr. Knight. And yes, I take my name very seriously. | 1.3415 | 0.05753 | 123 | 92 | 20 | 11 |
843 | So what is your strong suit? | 1.3413 | 0.05653 | 126 | 94 | 21 | 11 |
844 | I prefer sir/thou pronouns thank you. | 1.3413 | 0.05539 | 126 | 93 | 23 | 10 |
845 | I was told you're in charge of the mail. | 1.3413 | 0.05423 | 126 | 92 | 25 | 9 |
846 | How are you at pulling swords from stones? | 1.3413 | 0.05653 | 126 | 94 | 21 | 11 |
847 | This is NOT what I thought personnel meant when they said “report for night shift” | 1.3412 | 0.06600 | 85 | 62 | 17 | 6 |
848 | Ma’am this is the Medieval Times. The New York Times is across the great hall. | 1.3412 | 0.06809 | 85 | 63 | 15 | 7 |
849 | A plague upon this fourth-quarter earnings report! | 1.3411 | 0.05665 | 129 | 97 | 20 | 12 |
850 | I told you, I am not working knights. | 1.3411 | 0.05220 | 129 | 93 | 28 | 8 |
851 | Welcome to the Knight Shift...visors are optional | 1.3409 | 0.05139 | 132 | 98 | 25 | 9 |
852 | Is this a new Covid 'thing'? | 1.3409 | 0.06642 | 88 | 65 | 16 | 7 |
853 | I'm on knight shift. | 1.3409 | 0.06836 | 88 | 66 | 14 | 8 |
854 | Well, I know we dropped the mask requirement but my wife still wants me to use protection. | 1.3407 | 0.04950 | 135 | 96 | 32 | 7 |
855 | You might be taking our new masking policy a bit too far. | 1.3407 | 0.05274 | 135 | 99 | 26 | 10 |
856 | Surely you must be jousting | 1.3407 | 0.05274 | 135 | 99 | 26 | 10 |
857 | Profits are down 10% this quarter. I must be getting rusty. | 1.3407 | 0.05274 | 135 | 99 | 26 | 10 |
858 | Which one of us in this cartoon is talking? I can't see anyone's mouth moving! | 1.3407 | 0.06851 | 91 | 69 | 13 | 9 |
859 | I'm tired of being just another 'suit'. | 1.3406 | 0.04986 | 138 | 99 | 31 | 8 |
860 | Sorry I don't do requisitions. Just inquisitions. | 1.3404 | 0.06857 | 94 | 72 | 12 | 10 |
861 | It is in fact a typo, they're looking for mid-level management not medieval. | 1.3404 | 0.05965 | 94 | 67 | 22 | 5 |
862 | I was just jousting. | 1.3404 | 0.06337 | 94 | 69 | 18 | 7 |
863 | Where’s your mask? | 1.3404 | 0.06154 | 94 | 68 | 20 | 6 |
864 | I hope one day I'll be a knight to remember. | 1.3402 | 0.05461 | 97 | 67 | 27 | 3 |
865 | great being back in the office right? | 1.3400 | 0.06231 | 100 | 74 | 18 | 8 |
866 | I've got chainmail | 1.3400 | 0.06067 | 100 | 73 | 20 | 7 |
867 | No, Janice, apparently I did not get the memo. | 1.3400 | 0.06391 | 100 | 75 | 16 | 9 |
868 | You realize that you have to start at the Page level? | 1.3398 | 0.05781 | 103 | 74 | 23 | 6 |
869 | I asked you to call me sire | 1.3396 | 0.05826 | 106 | 77 | 22 | 7 |
870 | - Rehearsing your Oscars monologue, I guess? | 1.3394 | 0.06144 | 109 | 82 | 17 | 10 |
871 | Now that social distancing is over, I've moved on to social jousting. | 1.3390 | 0.05674 | 118 | 87 | 22 | 9 |
872 | Not everyone is cut out for working the knight shift. | 1.3388 | 0.05449 | 121 | 88 | 25 | 8 |
873 | So it's a night job? | 1.3387 | 0.04977 | 124 | 87 | 32 | 5 |
874 | Legal still won't let us pillage Marketing, eh? | 1.3387 | 0.05597 | 124 | 92 | 22 | 10 |
875 | We asked you to come in at night, not come in as a knight! | 1.3386 | 0.05502 | 127 | 94 | 23 | 10 |
876 | Yes, I know I have mail. What about it? | 1.3386 | 0.05502 | 127 | 94 | 23 | 10 |
877 | Ask the bishop to slide in now. | 1.3385 | 0.04951 | 130 | 92 | 32 | 6 |
878 | Are you the new guy? Dress up day means no jeans... | 1.3385 | 0.05070 | 130 | 96 | 26 | 8 |
879 | Even the visor is optional now. | 1.3383 | 0.04878 | 133 | 94 | 33 | 6 |
880 | I Just Want To Be Prepared For My Performance Review. | 1.3383 | 0.05217 | 133 | 100 | 23 | 10 |
881 | Tell me again about "casual Friday." | 1.3383 | 0.05325 | 133 | 98 | 25 | 10 |
882 | You are not a knight in shining armor. You are the human resources officer. | 1.3380 | 0.05182 | 142 | 105 | 26 | 11 |
883 | Upper management wants your input on this potential hostile take-over, sir. | 1.3380 | 0.05278 | 142 | 106 | 24 | 12 |
884 | Put it in the Shall-Doeth file. | 1.3378 | 0.05033 | 148 | 109 | 28 | 11 |
885 | Sorry, sir, but we're all out of WD-40. | 1.3373 | 0.06700 | 83 | 61 | 16 | 6 |
886 | Yes, I did start out in the mail room. But how did you know? | 1.3372 | 0.06322 | 86 | 62 | 19 | 5 |
887 | I'm not a kid gloves kind of guy. | 1.3371 | 0.06769 | 89 | 67 | 14 | 8 |
888 | It would just make people around the office feel a bit more comfortable if you’d put pants on. | 1.3371 | 0.06578 | 89 | 66 | 16 | 7 |
889 | Since you've joined we haven't had any hostile takeovers. | 1.3370 | 0.06424 | 92 | 68 | 17 | 7 |
890 | Your 2:30 just arrived at the moat. | 1.3368 | 0.06280 | 95 | 70 | 18 | 7 |
891 | I've forgotten to pick up your dry cleaning again, haven't I sir? | 1.3368 | 0.06280 | 95 | 70 | 18 | 7 |
892 | Clearly, you’re not suited for this job. | 1.3368 | 0.05913 | 95 | 68 | 22 | 5 |
893 | You must be the new freelancer. | 1.3366 | 0.06016 | 101 | 74 | 20 | 7 |
894 | I’ve been your assistant for three years. Isn’t it time to let down your guard? | 1.3365 | 0.06051 | 104 | 77 | 19 | 8 |
895 | I'm really better suited for the day shift. | 1.3365 | 0.05895 | 104 | 76 | 21 | 7 |
896 | Let me guess - I’m on nights again this week. | 1.3365 | 0.05223 | 104 | 75 | 25 | 4 |
897 | Looks like an ironclad agreement to me! | 1.3364 | 0.05368 | 110 | 78 | 27 | 5 |
898 | Dress codes are history around here. | 1.3364 | 0.05671 | 110 | 80 | 23 | 7 |
899 | My wife won't iron my shirts any more. | 1.3364 | 0.05816 | 110 | 81 | 21 | 8 |
900 | I don't take flak from anyone. | 1.3363 | 0.05423 | 113 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
901 | You know, you can't be the knight in shining armor at the office all the time. | 1.3361 | 0.05758 | 119 | 89 | 20 | 10 |
902 | I’m freelancing. | 1.3361 | 0.05021 | 122 | 86 | 31 | 5 |
903 | Is the contract iron-clad, sir? | 1.3361 | 0.05021 | 122 | 86 | 31 | 5 |
904 | Just call me Sir. | 1.3358 | 0.05074 | 134 | 99 | 26 | 9 |
905 | I know we always ask you, but can you work the knight shift? | 1.3358 | 0.05105 | 137 | 100 | 28 | 9 |
906 | I’m sorry, but I can’t work late tonight. The drawbridge closes at 5:00. | 1.3357 | 0.05029 | 140 | 102 | 29 | 9 |
907 | Don't tell me you ordered from White Castle again. | 1.3333 | 0.06675 | 87 | 65 | 15 | 7 |
908 | Do I look fat in this? | 1.3333 | 0.06398 | 96 | 72 | 16 | 8 |
909 | This must be my new page. | 1.3333 | 0.06046 | 96 | 70 | 20 | 6 |
910 | Get out of town! You used to be a full time maid AND your name is Marion? | 1.3333 | 0.05758 | 132 | 102 | 16 | 14 |
911 | The dragon called, sir. He's got a scheduling conflict and can't make today's slaying. | 1.3333 | 0.05521 | 126 | 94 | 22 | 10 |
912 | You're not big on vulnerability, are you? | 1.3333 | 0.05634 | 126 | 95 | 20 | 11 |
913 | This is my no one in this department is getting a raise outfit. | 1.3333 | 0.07252 | 84 | 65 | 10 | 9 |
914 | We have a strict below-knee dress code in this department Grace, you should know that by now… | 1.3333 | 0.06126 | 102 | 76 | 18 | 8 |
915 | ...I didn't shave this morning. | 1.3333 | 0.06495 | 78 | 56 | 18 | 4 |
916 | Your 2:30 joust has been moved to 4. | 1.3333 | 0.06044 | 87 | 62 | 21 | 4 |
917 | Sorry I'm late but there was a long line at the drawbridge. | 1.3333 | 0.05788 | 93 | 66 | 23 | 4 |
918 | The mail is late. | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
919 | I specifically requested a round table. | 1.3333 | 0.05424 | 108 | 77 | 26 | 5 |
920 | We feel you're creating a hostile work environment. | 1.3333 | 0.05627 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 7 |
921 | I've been asked to host the Oscars.. | 1.3333 | 0.06258 | 99 | 74 | 17 | 8 |
922 | I think I'm finally ready to apply for that defense contractor job. | 1.3333 | 0.05688 | 105 | 76 | 23 | 6 |
923 | I'm promoting you to squire. | 1.3333 | 0.04845 | 111 | 76 | 33 | 2 |
924 | Let’s make this a royalty deal. | 1.3333 | 0.06495 | 78 | 56 | 18 | 4 |
925 | As of Monday, you're in charge of the mail room. | 1.3333 | 0.06398 | 96 | 72 | 16 | 8 |
926 | They want me to host the Oscars next year | 1.3309 | 0.05328 | 136 | 102 | 23 | 11 |
927 | ... and move my joust to tomorrow. | 1.3308 | 0.05088 | 133 | 97 | 28 | 8 |
928 | Let me take a stab at it. | 1.3307 | 0.05130 | 127 | 92 | 28 | 7 |
929 | My last boss always said they hated working knights. | 1.3307 | 0.05250 | 127 | 93 | 26 | 8 |
930 | I want to assure you Steve that this employee evaluation is for your benefit. | 1.3307 | 0.05250 | 127 | 93 | 26 | 8 |
931 | The pen is mightier than the sword. Look how far it got me. | 1.3306 | 0.05213 | 124 | 90 | 27 | 7 |
932 | I don't care what the CDC says, I'm not taking any chances. | 1.3306 | 0.05337 | 124 | 91 | 25 | 8 |
933 | I thought we only had to wear face masks | 1.3305 | 0.05779 | 118 | 89 | 19 | 10 |
934 | You’ve got mail. | 1.3304 | 0.05757 | 115 | 86 | 20 | 9 |
935 | So when did the mask policy change? | 1.3304 | 0.06016 | 115 | 88 | 16 | 11 |
936 | We're all rooting for you against the Dark Knight, sir. Though the office pool has you in second. | 1.3304 | 0.05289 | 112 | 80 | 27 | 5 |
937 | We're a little old school here. | 1.3304 | 0.05585 | 112 | 82 | 23 | 7 |
938 | Nobody aspires to stay in medieval management | 1.3302 | 0.05143 | 106 | 74 | 29 | 3 |
939 | No Sir, I checked.. there is no R & D&D Department | 1.3302 | 0.05643 | 106 | 77 | 23 | 6 |
940 | Welcome back to the office. | 1.3301 | 0.05753 | 103 | 75 | 22 | 6 |
941 | Alas, I seek a damsel with a bit more experience in distress. | 1.3301 | 0.05917 | 103 | 76 | 20 | 7 |
942 | So that is what you needed to do to break through the glass ceiling in this company? | 1.3301 | 0.05917 | 103 | 76 | 20 | 7 |
943 | Please tell the Union representatives that I am ready to see them now | 1.3300 | 0.05870 | 100 | 73 | 21 | 6 |
944 | At Human Resources we always value transparency and accessibility. | 1.3299 | 0.05623 | 97 | 69 | 24 | 4 |
945 | No Arthur, I did not leave my mask at the castle. I’m vaccinated. | 1.3299 | 0.05993 | 97 | 71 | 20 | 6 |
946 | There's no need for that, sexual harassment isn't an issue here. | 1.3298 | 0.06123 | 94 | 69 | 19 | 6 |
947 | Your 10:00 o'clock is A2 to C3. | 1.3298 | 0.06660 | 94 | 72 | 13 | 9 |
948 | On the internet, nobody knows you're a knight. | 1.3297 | 0.06063 | 91 | 66 | 20 | 5 |
949 | This red tape is medieval. | 1.3297 | 0.06640 | 91 | 69 | 14 | 8 |
950 | Sir, could you please lower the bridge over the moat, Uber is here with our lunch. | 1.3295 | 0.06201 | 88 | 64 | 19 | 5 |
951 | No Susan; it stays on until the haircut grows out. | 1.3295 | 0.06609 | 88 | 66 | 15 | 7 |
952 | We need to move the damsel to 3, and the sword is still not budging. | 1.3294 | 0.06775 | 85 | 64 | 14 | 7 |
953 | Before we begin could you get me a cup of coffee? ... Oh, and a little WD-40 on the side? | 1.3286 | 0.05114 | 140 | 104 | 26 | 10 |
954 | It's time to lose your workplace armor. | 1.3284 | 0.05378 | 134 | 101 | 22 | 11 |
955 | We want to reassure you that our corporate culture encourages vulnerability | 1.3282 | 0.05018 | 131 | 95 | 29 | 7 |
956 | You do know that 'Dragon of Wall Street' is just a nickname? | 1.3279 | 0.05636 | 122 | 92 | 20 | 10 |
957 | Miss Jones, this is not the type of page I requested. | 1.3279 | 0.05263 | 122 | 89 | 26 | 7 |
958 | My pronouns are "thine" and "thou" | 1.3277 | 0.05483 | 119 | 88 | 23 | 8 |
959 | I thought you should take the first stab at it. | 1.3277 | 0.05352 | 119 | 87 | 25 | 7 |
960 | Here's a list of everyone who submitted a caption with the phrase "knight shift" in it. I want them all murdered. | 1.3276 | 0.06095 | 116 | 90 | 14 | 12 |
961 | And so is the NDA. | 1.3274 | 0.05684 | 113 | 84 | 21 | 8 |
962 | Welcome to security, how may I be of service? | 1.3273 | 0.05646 | 110 | 81 | 22 | 7 |
963 | When they said iron man naturally I thought athlete. | 1.3273 | 0.05496 | 110 | 80 | 24 | 6 |
964 | You want the guy in the bubble. Two desks over. | 1.3271 | 0.05905 | 107 | 80 | 19 | 8 |
965 | I assure you, Will Smith has left the building. | 1.3271 | 0.05905 | 107 | 80 | 19 | 8 |
966 | It’s not that kind of hostile takeover. | 1.3267 | 0.05648 | 101 | 73 | 23 | 5 |
967 | I have my performance review this afternoon. | 1.3267 | 0.05988 | 101 | 75 | 19 | 7 |
968 | I'm Lance, Head of Security | 1.3265 | 0.05761 | 98 | 71 | 22 | 5 |
969 | No, this is Payroll. HR is the Angel of Death. | 1.3265 | 0.06285 | 98 | 74 | 16 | 8 |
970 | 90 words a minute is good. How about on horseback? | 1.3265 | 0.05761 | 98 | 71 | 22 | 5 |
971 | It was either this or another company golf shirt. | 1.3263 | 0.06427 | 95 | 72 | 15 | 8 |
972 | Is the conference room available? I have an issue I want to round-table. | 1.3263 | 0.06599 | 95 | 73 | 13 | 9 |
973 | I just need to figure out my bathroom breaks. | 1.3263 | 0.06250 | 95 | 71 | 17 | 7 |
974 | Once you slay the dragon, it's all downhill from there. | 1.3261 | 0.06931 | 92 | 72 | 10 | 10 |
975 | They've thrown down the gauntlet, sir. | 1.3258 | 0.06347 | 89 | 66 | 17 | 6 |
976 | Some say our hiring practices are rather Byzantine. | 1.3258 | 0.05931 | 89 | 64 | 21 | 4 |
977 | Six feet, please! | 1.3254 | 0.04890 | 126 | 90 | 31 | 5 |
978 | You don’t need to call me Sir. | 1.3252 | 0.05227 | 123 | 90 | 26 | 7 |
979 | Are you ready for your six month evaluation? | 1.3248 | 0.05800 | 117 | 89 | 18 | 10 |
980 | ...and if the Green Knight calls, I'm not in. | 1.3248 | 0.05540 | 117 | 87 | 22 | 8 |
981 | Have the interns finished digging the moat? | 1.3247 | 0.06521 | 77 | 56 | 17 | 4 |
982 | I may have misunderstood “Save the prints.” | 1.3246 | 0.05910 | 114 | 87 | 17 | 10 |
983 | And then, of course, there’s your noon meeting with Will Smith. | 1.3243 | 0.06025 | 111 | 85 | 16 | 10 |
984 | I’ve already told you, challenging your peers to a duel is not an overtime elegible event. | 1.3243 | 0.05145 | 111 | 79 | 28 | 4 |
985 | You certainly are thin-skinned! | 1.3241 | 0.05708 | 108 | 80 | 21 | 7 |
986 | On vellum, Ms. Davis. Did I or did I not specify on vellum? | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
987 | It's casual Friday. | 1.3241 | 0.05858 | 108 | 81 | 19 | 8 |
988 | Chivalry is alive and kicking. It’s these sales results that are dead. | 1.3235 | 0.05938 | 102 | 76 | 19 | 7 |
989 | I thought it was a typo when the ad said looking for knight shift work. | 1.3235 | 0.05938 | 102 | 76 | 19 | 7 |
990 | I don't understand why you are so up in arms about it. | 1.3235 | 0.05772 | 102 | 75 | 21 | 6 |
991 | Your jousting experience is a little thin. | 1.3233 | 0.05288 | 133 | 100 | 23 | 10 |
992 | Can you play Fortnite? | 1.3232 | 0.06393 | 99 | 76 | 14 | 9 |
993 | Three months salary, four horses, a remote parcel of land, and I get to keep the computer? Maryanne, I’m not leaving. | 1.3232 | 0.05712 | 99 | 72 | 22 | 5 |
994 | Sorry. I thought you were Will Smith. | 1.3229 | 0.06369 | 96 | 73 | 15 | 8 |
995 | I see you’ve steeled yourself in expectation of your negative review. | 1.3228 | 0.05109 | 127 | 93 | 27 | 7 |
996 | They were out of Teflon. | 1.3226 | 0.06146 | 93 | 69 | 18 | 6 |
997 | We prefer to meet around a table. | 1.3226 | 0.05191 | 124 | 91 | 26 | 7 |
998 | Working from the castle was too isolating. | 1.3226 | 0.05547 | 93 | 66 | 24 | 3 |
999 | You are not as shiny as I had imagined | 1.3223 | 0.04726 | 121 | 88 | 29 | 4 |
1000 | What can I say? I thought Armani was armor in Italian. | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
1001 | Clarify what you mean when you say get the mail. | 1.3218 | 0.06436 | 87 | 65 | 16 | 6 |
1002 | Sir, may we take separate horses to the meeting this time? | 1.3217 | 0.05119 | 143 | 108 | 24 | 11 |
1003 | Oh, this? We have an intramural jousting team.” | 1.3214 | 0.05262 | 112 | 81 | 26 | 5 |
1004 | Medieval Mondays isn't a thing, sir. | 1.3214 | 0.06374 | 84 | 62 | 17 | 5 |
1005 | Congratulations on crossing the moat. | 1.3214 | 0.06595 | 84 | 63 | 15 | 6 |
1006 | This is 2022. You cannot address the client as ‘fair maiden’. | 1.3214 | 0.07016 | 84 | 65 | 11 | 8 |
1007 | The dragon brought his lawyer. | 1.3214 | 0.06809 | 84 | 64 | 13 | 7 |
1008 | I know Halloween is over, but I can't get it off. | 1.3214 | 0.06595 | 84 | 63 | 15 | 6 |
1009 | This isn't what I meant by working nights. | 1.3212 | 0.04852 | 137 | 100 | 30 | 7 |
1010 | Yes, I did take an axe to your budget. | 1.3211 | 0.05194 | 109 | 78 | 27 | 4 |
1011 | It’s throwback Thursday. | 1.3210 | 0.06042 | 81 | 60 | 17 | 4 |
1012 | First, you'll need a special visa for the Holy Land | 1.3210 | 0.07207 | 81 | 63 | 10 | 8 |
1013 | Sir, staff is complaining that your management style is a bit Medieval." | 1.3210 | 0.06042 | 81 | 58 | 20 | 3 |
1014 | I hate working knights. | 1.3209 | 0.05146 | 134 | 100 | 25 | 9 |
1015 | Sorry, the squeaking wasn’t a problem when we we’re working from home. | 1.3208 | 0.05615 | 106 | 78 | 22 | 6 |
1016 | In five years, I see myself on a quest. Then, a desk job. | 1.3204 | 0.06203 | 103 | 79 | 15 | 9 |
1017 | At least I'm back in the office. | 1.3204 | 0.05888 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 7 |
1018 | I told you I only work knights. | 1.3204 | 0.06048 | 103 | 78 | 17 | 8 |
1019 | I’ll be ‘ on time’ when you get security to lose the metal detector “ | 1.3204 | 0.06203 | 103 | 79 | 15 | 9 |
1020 | No, it will not protect you from the coronavirus, nor will it protect you from an English longbow. | 1.3203 | 0.05426 | 128 | 97 | 21 | 10 |
1021 | Afraid of a new COVID strain? | 1.3203 | 0.04952 | 128 | 95 | 26 | 7 |
1022 | Oh, this is a typo. You want Theo Knight, next office over. | 1.3200 | 0.05279 | 125 | 93 | 24 | 8 |
1023 | Personally, I like it, but Bob in HR thinks you’re being too defensive. | 1.3200 | 0.05664 | 100 | 73 | 22 | 5 |
1024 | Me? Defensive? | 1.3200 | 0.06010 | 100 | 75 | 18 | 7 |
1025 | I'll have you know my password is very protected. | 1.3200 | 0.05840 | 100 | 74 | 20 | 6 |
1026 | After two years of working from the castle, it’s great to be back in the office. But I’m still going to take precautions. | 1.3197 | 0.05109 | 122 | 89 | 27 | 6 |
1027 | I'm suffering the slings and arrows of middle management. | 1.3197 | 0.05368 | 122 | 91 | 23 | 8 |
1028 | Sorry, I'm a little bit rusty. | 1.3196 | 0.05778 | 97 | 71 | 21 | 5 |
1029 | A cloth mask would suffice to prevent the spread of COVID. | 1.3194 | 0.04479 | 144 | 103 | 36 | 5 |
1030 | The pen may be mightier, but the sword goes snicker-snack. | 1.3191 | 0.06455 | 94 | 72 | 14 | 8 |
1031 | The last applicant went all medieval on me. | 1.3191 | 0.05899 | 94 | 69 | 20 | 5 |
1032 | Is this letter chain mail? Ba da bump. | 1.3190 | 0.05421 | 116 | 86 | 23 | 7 |
1033 | It didn't work against the Black Plague and it's not going to work against COVID! | 1.3187 | 0.06420 | 91 | 69 | 15 | 7 |
1034 | What makes you think I'm so defensive? | 1.3187 | 0.06790 | 91 | 71 | 11 | 9 |
1035 | Well, you asked for an iron-clad agreement, didn't you? | 1.3187 | 0.06420 | 91 | 69 | 15 | 7 |
1036 | Working the knight shift grows on you. | 1.3186 | 0.05223 | 113 | 82 | 26 | 5 |
1037 | But my offer letter says I could have a round table. | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1038 | I'm sorry, sir, but there are supply chain problems with obtaining your favorite oil. | 1.3182 | 0.05155 | 110 | 79 | 27 | 4 |
1039 | This might take a while, I'm a little rusty. | 1.3182 | 0.05469 | 110 | 81 | 23 | 6 |
1040 | Officer Murphy says your steed is unloading fertilizer without a license. | 1.3182 | 0.06574 | 88 | 67 | 14 | 7 |
1041 | They've sent me in as part of the corporate rescue package. | 1.3182 | 0.05620 | 110 | 82 | 21 | 7 |
1042 | You call it a crusade, we call it a project. | 1.3182 | 0.05314 | 110 | 80 | 25 | 5 |
1043 | You know working as a teacher at our inner city school is a very dangerous assignment? | 1.3182 | 0.06574 | 88 | 67 | 14 | 7 |
1044 | HR removed the round table. | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1045 | Don’t mind my armor, I’m just a germaphobe. | 1.3182 | 0.06574 | 88 | 67 | 14 | 7 |
1046 | I'm handing in my resignation because you don't pay me enough to tolerate your chastity-belt Fridays | 1.3178 | 0.06027 | 107 | 82 | 16 | 9 |
1047 | So where's your mask? | 1.3178 | 0.06171 | 107 | 83 | 14 | 10 |
1048 | It’s not round and you’re not Guinevere. | 1.3176 | 0.06309 | 85 | 63 | 17 | 5 |
1049 | You think you have the grit to serve on the Knight shift? | 1.3175 | 0.07445 | 63 | 47 | 12 | 4 |
1050 | Do you see yourself leading a charge or retreating? | 1.3175 | 0.04867 | 126 | 94 | 26 | 6 |
1051 | Have you seen my quill? | 1.3173 | 0.05339 | 104 | 75 | 25 | 4 |
1052 | Please tell him I was just jousting | 1.3173 | 0.05840 | 104 | 78 | 19 | 7 |
1053 | Back in the day, we never worked knights. | 1.3171 | 0.06693 | 82 | 62 | 14 | 6 |
1054 | ...but I don't want to work knight shifts. My training was for the Ivory Tower. | 1.3171 | 0.06915 | 82 | 63 | 12 | 7 |
1055 | Can I help you? | 1.3171 | 0.05204 | 123 | 91 | 25 | 7 |
1056 | Sir , I told you once a knight is enough | 1.3171 | 0.06227 | 82 | 60 | 18 | 4 |
1057 | I find your approach to be a little outdated | 1.3168 | 0.06123 | 101 | 77 | 16 | 8 |
1058 | Iron clad contracts. That’s what we expect at this law firm. | 1.3167 | 0.05674 | 120 | 92 | 18 | 10 |
1059 | I manage our department's slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. | 1.3167 | 0.05674 | 120 | 92 | 18 | 10 |
1060 | Polishing armor was not in my job description | 1.3165 | 0.06630 | 79 | 59 | 15 | 5 |
1061 | Valet parking is bringing up your steed. | 1.3165 | 0.05850 | 79 | 56 | 21 | 2 |
1062 | We're ordering in....wild boar on rye, hold the mustard? | 1.3163 | 0.06085 | 98 | 74 | 17 | 7 |
1063 | Sorry for the squeaking noises. I have an appointment with my blacksmith later this afternoon. | 1.3163 | 0.05542 | 98 | 71 | 23 | 4 |
1064 | Ok, Shirley. Let's get started with the annual staff evaluations. | 1.3163 | 0.06085 | 98 | 74 | 17 | 7 |
1065 | It doesn't stop a pink slip | 1.3163 | 0.05909 | 98 | 73 | 19 | 6 |
1066 | Ready for court? | 1.3158 | 0.05022 | 95 | 66 | 28 | 1 |
1067 | Just so you know, I'm wearing a chastity belt. | 1.3158 | 0.07061 | 76 | 58 | 12 | 6 |
1068 | I get that you’re going to ask for a raise today. | 1.3158 | 0.05847 | 95 | 70 | 20 | 5 |
1069 | Do you need your moat pass validated? | 1.3158 | 0.06396 | 95 | 73 | 14 | 8 |
1070 | Well, everyone feels like going back to the office is medieval, too! | 1.3158 | 0.06035 | 95 | 71 | 18 | 6 |
1071 | They are waiting for you in the boardroom. | 1.3154 | 0.04888 | 130 | 95 | 29 | 6 |
1072 | I'm sorry Mr. Jones, Cosplay Friday is tomorrow. | 1.3153 | 0.05721 | 111 | 84 | 19 | 8 |
1073 | Speaking of dragons, you're fired. | 1.3152 | 0.05972 | 92 | 68 | 19 | 5 |
1074 | No, I've never heard of Full Body Contact Chess...why do you ask? | 1.3152 | 0.06545 | 92 | 71 | 13 | 8 |
1075 | I plan to get medieval on the to-do list today, Roz. | 1.3152 | 0.05338 | 92 | 65 | 25 | 2 |
1076 | From now on, you will no longer have to pick up my dry cleaning. | 1.3152 | 0.05769 | 92 | 67 | 21 | 4 |
1077 | I have a meeting with the tenured faculty. | 1.3152 | 0.06359 | 92 | 70 | 15 | 7 |
1078 | You're going to have to move the jousting to another day. I've got the Round Table gang at noon and then we've got the Holy Grail internet search all afternoon. | 1.3151 | 0.04737 | 146 | 108 | 30 | 8 |
1079 | I said I needed someone for the night shift. | 1.3150 | 0.05208 | 127 | 95 | 24 | 8 |
1080 | I will defend your honor, my lady, once you complete the proper forms in triplicate. | 1.3148 | 0.06261 | 108 | 85 | 12 | 11 |
1081 | I'd love to help you shift files today but my joints are acting up again. | 1.3148 | 0.05368 | 108 | 79 | 24 | 5 |
1082 | What's this Guinevere, casual friday? | 1.3148 | 0.05831 | 108 | 82 | 18 | 8 |
1083 | I know a thing or two about headcount reduction. | 1.3148 | 0.05681 | 108 | 81 | 20 | 7 |
1084 | When I said you'd be working the night shift... | 1.3146 | 0.05892 | 89 | 65 | 20 | 4 |
1085 | Security is calling, Sir. It seems to have something to do with the metal detector at the entrance. | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 67 | 16 | 6 |
1086 | I miss work from castle. | 1.3146 | 0.06510 | 89 | 68 | 14 | 7 |
1087 | He's not scaling the ramparts. He's just washing the windows. | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 67 | 16 | 6 |
1088 | They said the pen was mightier than the sword | 1.3143 | 0.05631 | 105 | 78 | 21 | 6 |
1089 | These numbers are going to be tough to defend. | 1.3143 | 0.04764 | 140 | 103 | 30 | 7 |
1090 | I can see you really mean that ironclad guarantee you give in the contract | 1.3140 | 0.05120 | 121 | 89 | 26 | 6 |
1091 | I handle all the outdated systems. | 1.3140 | 0.06462 | 86 | 65 | 15 | 6 |
1092 | Now joust a minute! | 1.3139 | 0.04942 | 137 | 102 | 27 | 8 |
1093 | If you want a knighthood, you better hurry. The queen is 95. | 1.3137 | 0.05908 | 102 | 77 | 18 | 7 |
1094 | My fair lady, this is not worth the parchment upon which it is scribed! | 1.3137 | 0.05908 | 102 | 77 | 18 | 7 |
1095 | I SAID, “THE MASK MANDATE IS OVER, SIR” | 1.3136 | 0.05342 | 118 | 88 | 23 | 7 |
1096 | Bill, I can promise you that "corporate headhunters" is a metaphor. | 1.3133 | 0.07053 | 83 | 65 | 10 | 8 |
1097 | I see you are ready for the diversity training. | 1.3133 | 0.05667 | 83 | 59 | 22 | 2 |
1098 | The only solution I see is archery. | 1.3133 | 0.06623 | 83 | 63 | 14 | 6 |
1099 | You don't have to be so literal about the archaic rules in this company. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1100 | Anticipating a little blow back in the meeting, Sir? | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1101 | Your two o’clock joust is stuck in traffic and may need to reschedule. | 1.3131 | 0.06200 | 99 | 76 | 15 | 8 |
1102 | Any experience with organizing roundtables? | 1.3130 | 0.05435 | 115 | 86 | 22 | 7 |
1103 | That contract is ironclad. | 1.3130 | 0.05293 | 115 | 85 | 24 | 6 |
1104 | I'm trying to find who ordered lubricant on the corporate credit card | 1.3130 | 0.05435 | 115 | 86 | 22 | 7 |
1105 | I am slain by your resumé. | 1.3130 | 0.05435 | 115 | 86 | 22 | 7 |
1106 | I hate to bother you, but could you please pour the coffee in my visor. | 1.3130 | 0.05093 | 131 | 98 | 25 | 8 |
1107 | When you are asking me if I am am willing to work nights, how exactly are you spelling it? | 1.3130 | 0.04857 | 131 | 96 | 29 | 6 |
1108 | Sir, they've tried several times, but they say they just can't get through. | 1.3130 | 0.05093 | 131 | 98 | 25 | 8 |
1109 | Thanks for taking my knight shift. | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
1110 | Yes, the job is for the knight shift. | 1.3125 | 0.05234 | 112 | 82 | 25 | 5 |
1111 | How's knight school? | 1.3125 | 0.06313 | 80 | 59 | 17 | 4 |
1112 | Shouldn’t you be at the round table? | 1.3125 | 0.05386 | 112 | 83 | 23 | 6 |
1113 | I love being back in the office. Why do you ask" | 1.3125 | 0.07025 | 80 | 62 | 11 | 7 |
1114 | It says here on your resume you use to work at a lube center | 1.3125 | 0.05533 | 112 | 84 | 21 | 7 |
1115 | Taco Tuesday, you want anything? | 1.3125 | 0.06057 | 80 | 58 | 19 | 3 |
1116 | I really appreciate your commitment to working at knight time. | 1.3125 | 0.05602 | 96 | 70 | 22 | 4 |
1117 | The pickleball thing is over. I’m moving on to jousting. | 1.3119 | 0.05785 | 109 | 83 | 18 | 8 |
1118 | I thought the job would be right for me because I am also middle aged. | 1.3118 | 0.06661 | 93 | 73 | 11 | 9 |
1119 | Did you remember the straw? | 1.3118 | 0.06111 | 93 | 70 | 17 | 6 |
1120 | I see you’re all dressed up for the round table discussion we’re having today. | 1.3117 | 0.06473 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 4 |
1121 | Overdressed for the weather! | 1.3113 | 0.04900 | 106 | 75 | 29 | 2 |
1122 | No you can’t call me Guinevere even if it is freaky Friday around here | 1.3113 | 0.05899 | 106 | 81 | 17 | 8 |
1123 | It's casual Friday. I'm wearing Under Armour. | 1.3111 | 0.06047 | 90 | 67 | 18 | 5 |
1124 | Mr. Arthur says the meeting at the Round Table starts in ten minutes. | 1.3111 | 0.05837 | 90 | 66 | 20 | 4 |
1125 | Join Upper Management for a round table discussion re next-level synergy." Strewth, Mabel, my time has come | 1.3109 | 0.05303 | 119 | 93 | 17 | 9 |
1126 | Day shift work was bad enough, but this knight shift is killing me. | 1.3108 | 0.07434 | 74 | 58 | 9 | 7 |
1127 | Best diet I’ve ever done. | 1.3107 | 0.05349 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
1128 | My other Covid mask is in the laundry. | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
1129 | You need to call HR. There's an issue with your ID photo. | 1.3103 | 0.06603 | 87 | 67 | 13 | 7 |
1130 | Please tell me you are not planning to "go medieval" in the staff meeting again. | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
1131 | I don't think a dragon should be able to report me to Human Resources | 1.3103 | 0.06397 | 87 | 66 | 15 | 6 |
1132 | Dress for the position you want, they told me. | 1.3103 | 0.05395 | 116 | 87 | 22 | 7 |
1133 | We'll cross that moat when we get to it | 1.3103 | 0.06397 | 87 | 66 | 15 | 6 |
1134 | It can't be that dark, sir. | 1.3103 | 0.05254 | 116 | 86 | 24 | 6 |
1135 | Why do I always get put in charge of the hostile takeovers? | 1.3100 | 0.06146 | 100 | 77 | 15 | 8 |
1136 | No, its regular mail. not chain mail. | 1.3100 | 0.05449 | 100 | 73 | 23 | 4 |
1137 | I need these updated and back on my desk in a fortnight. | 1.3100 | 0.06146 | 100 | 77 | 15 | 8 |
1138 | This day is really dragon. | 1.3097 | 0.05345 | 113 | 84 | 23 | 6 |
1139 | It's the revised estimate for the repairs to the Drawbridge. | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
1140 | Sir, it's time to meet the boss. | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1141 | We wish you every success and would like to thank you for your years of service. | 1.3091 | 0.05883 | 110 | 85 | 16 | 9 |
1142 | I guess I’m feeling a LITTLE anxious about coming back to work in person. | 1.3091 | 0.05125 | 110 | 80 | 26 | 4 |
1143 | Can you also shine armor? | 1.3091 | 0.05739 | 110 | 84 | 18 | 8 |
1144 | Can you bring me a black coffee please? And find the holy grail and serve it in that. | 1.3091 | 0.05441 | 110 | 82 | 22 | 6 |
1145 | I told you that you'd have to work knights this week | 1.3089 | 0.05180 | 123 | 92 | 24 | 7 |
1146 | I’m glad to be back at the office, too, Helen, but I’m not sure the Covid threat is behind us. | 1.3086 | 0.05994 | 81 | 59 | 19 | 3 |
1147 | The staff elected me to tell you...Medieval Friday is TOMORROW. | 1.3085 | 0.06055 | 94 | 71 | 17 | 6 |
1148 | I'll take this off as soon as you stop using Word 2003. | 1.3085 | 0.05665 | 94 | 69 | 21 | 4 |
1149 | This isn't a fort, knight. | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
1150 | Yes, I am fully aware of the company's mask mandate policy. | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1151 | Isn’t it time you took a knight off? | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1152 | I know, but I'm accustomed to my mask outfits now. | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
1153 | Let me guess: first night shift? | 1.3084 | 0.06145 | 107 | 84 | 13 | 10 |
1154 | That won't protect you from phishing attacks, you know. | 1.3083 | 0.05525 | 120 | 92 | 19 | 9 |
1155 | All cartoon editors start this way. | 1.3083 | 0.05131 | 120 | 89 | 25 | 6 |
1156 | I see you're ready for us to bounce a few things off of you. | 1.3077 | 0.05333 | 130 | 100 | 20 | 10 |
1157 | Will Smith is here to see you, Chris | 1.3077 | 0.05753 | 117 | 91 | 16 | 10 |
1158 | It's for the medieval coronavirus variant | 1.3077 | 0.06122 | 104 | 81 | 14 | 9 |
1159 | So you’re telling me ‘thou’, ‘thee,’ and ‘thine’ are antiquated pronouns? | 1.3077 | 0.05624 | 117 | 90 | 18 | 9 |
1160 | No, we don't have a fax machine. What century do you live in? | 1.3077 | 0.06385 | 91 | 70 | 14 | 7 |
1161 | No , I said we need to increase out 'night' security. | 1.3077 | 0.06122 | 104 | 81 | 14 | 9 |
1162 | I’m the new freelancer. | 1.3077 | 0.05355 | 117 | 88 | 22 | 7 |
1163 | I don’t do windmills, sir. | 1.3077 | 0.06190 | 91 | 69 | 16 | 6 |
1164 | Can you call I.T.? I accidentally downloaded a plague. | 1.3077 | 0.05479 | 104 | 77 | 22 | 5 |
1165 | Is it just me,or is this place too modern for you? | 1.3077 | 0.06657 | 78 | 59 | 14 | 5 |
1166 | Bring me the Lancelot file. | 1.3077 | 0.06573 | 91 | 71 | 12 | 8 |
1167 | Dressing like an android will not protect you from being replaced by a robot. | 1.3068 | 0.06124 | 88 | 66 | 17 | 5 |
1168 | Is the bridge over the moat up or down today sir? | 1.3068 | 0.06124 | 88 | 66 | 17 | 5 |
1169 | Are you willing to work knight shift? | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
1170 | What is this? Chain mail? | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
1171 | Yes, I do miss working from home. What makes you ask? | 1.3067 | 0.06837 | 75 | 57 | 13 | 5 |
1172 | I hope you feel that our office is a safe space. | 1.3063 | 0.05399 | 111 | 83 | 22 | 6 |
1173 | Have you had any damsel experience? | 1.3061 | 0.06223 | 98 | 76 | 14 | 8 |
1174 | Preparing for your performance review, Frank? | 1.3061 | 0.05694 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1175 | We're back to casual Fridays, Carl. | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
1176 | Would you have my horse braided with red pom-poms today? | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
1177 | You're not getting what we do here at Under Armor, are you Frank? | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
1178 | How do you think I broke the glass ceiling? | 1.3058 | 0.05358 | 121 | 92 | 21 | 8 |
1179 | New variant. | 1.3056 | 0.05652 | 108 | 82 | 19 | 7 |
1180 | No Stan, it is not business casual Elizabethan era day. | 1.3056 | 0.05950 | 108 | 84 | 15 | 9 |
1181 | I just feel safer with a mask on. | 1.3053 | 0.06184 | 95 | 73 | 15 | 7 |
1182 | I haven’t been vaccinated but I am well protected. Where is your mask? | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
1183 | No, I'm not feeling insecure today. Why do you ask? | 1.3053 | 0.06000 | 95 | 72 | 17 | 6 |
1184 | As you can see, I’m extremely well-suited for the job. | 1.3053 | 0.05614 | 95 | 70 | 21 | 4 |
1185 | It's casual not castle Friday. | 1.3049 | 0.06873 | 82 | 64 | 11 | 7 |
1186 | I don't think you can see the big picture Mr. Smithers | 1.3049 | 0.06873 | 82 | 64 | 11 | 7 |
1187 | Welcome to Camelot, how may I help you? | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
1188 | How do I know you're you? | 1.3049 | 0.05673 | 82 | 59 | 21 | 2 |
1189 | That is not a mask - it's a visor. | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
1190 | New security measures since Tom got hacked. | 1.3049 | 0.06651 | 82 | 63 | 13 | 6 |
1191 | I know switching careers is rough, but please stop referring to me as “My Liege” in meetings. | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
1192 | It's called a hobby, Lisa. What have you been doing these last two years? | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
1193 | And I thought I had a rough night | 1.3048 | 0.05918 | 105 | 81 | 16 | 8 |
1194 | I asked for a rounder desk. | 1.3047 | 0.04778 | 128 | 94 | 29 | 5 |
1195 | I can fit you in after my three o'clock with Will Smith. | 1.3043 | 0.06324 | 92 | 71 | 14 | 7 |
1196 | New cyber security vendor? | 1.3043 | 0.06324 | 92 | 71 | 14 | 7 |
1197 | The night shift doesn't require a uniform. | 1.3043 | 0.05816 | 115 | 90 | 15 | 10 |
1198 | 'Now I think you're being silly.' | 1.3043 | 0.05265 | 115 | 86 | 23 | 6 |
1199 | The back stabbing around this place is serious. | 1.3043 | 0.05934 | 92 | 69 | 18 | 5 |
1200 | You don't seem to have any trebuchet experience. | 1.3043 | 0.06132 | 92 | 70 | 16 | 6 |
1201 | I’m due in court. | 1.3043 | 0.05517 | 92 | 67 | 22 | 3 |
1202 | It’s a harassment suit. | 1.3043 | 0.06132 | 92 | 70 | 16 | 6 |
1203 | In your case, maybe chivalry should stay dead. | 1.3043 | 0.06627 | 69 | 51 | 15 | 3 |
1204 | Margaret, we're OK with the Iron Lady outfit, but you need to be oiled | 1.3043 | 0.05548 | 115 | 88 | 19 | 8 |
1205 | It's a takeover bid from Armour. | 1.3039 | 0.05358 | 102 | 75 | 23 | 4 |
1206 | I understand the virus is returning. | 1.3039 | 0.05877 | 102 | 78 | 17 | 7 |
1207 | I'm working the knight shift, now. | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
1208 | All this because you spilled soup on your suit? | 1.3039 | 0.06198 | 102 | 80 | 13 | 9 |
1209 | Sir, it's a report on slings and arrows. | 1.3039 | 0.05358 | 102 | 75 | 23 | 4 |
1210 | No, this policy does not cover rust protection. | 1.3036 | 0.05357 | 112 | 84 | 22 | 6 |
1211 | Miss Smith could you find me a can opener. Thank you. | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
1212 | What would you say is the most "adversarial situation" in your career to date? | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
1213 | I never said I would work knights. | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
1214 | I'm sorry Miss Jones, but we're looking for a more tradition-minded candidate. | 1.3034 | 0.06272 | 89 | 68 | 15 | 6 |
1215 | I need a squire, not a page. | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
1216 | I'm sorry, I don't work knights. | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 7 |
1217 | This covers the entire Greek alphabet of viruses. | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
1218 | Steve, you’re being far too defensive about this. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
1219 | Lately, you seem more defensive. | 1.3028 | 0.05453 | 109 | 82 | 21 | 6 |
1220 | We've decided to let you return to working from home. | 1.3026 | 0.07260 | 76 | 60 | 9 | 7 |
1221 | How do you mean, 'a guarded personality'? | 1.3026 | 0.07014 | 76 | 59 | 11 | 6 |
1222 | As part of HR's "welcome back to the new you," we have three roles for women: peasant, artisan, and nun. Any of those sound good? | 1.3026 | 0.07260 | 76 | 60 | 9 | 7 |
1223 | My quill please! | 1.3025 | 0.05000 | 119 | 88 | 26 | 5 |
1224 | It’s the TIN95. Full body protection. | 1.3023 | 0.05747 | 86 | 63 | 20 | 3 |
1225 | Accounting has a few questions about your miscellaneous expenses. | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
1226 | Yes I can work knights. | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
1227 | We’ll need a round table for the meeting. | 1.3021 | 0.05155 | 96 | 69 | 25 | 2 |
1228 | How did you get past the moat? | 1.3019 | 0.05221 | 106 | 78 | 24 | 4 |
1229 | It’s quite challenging with the elevator broken. | 1.3019 | 0.05869 | 106 | 82 | 16 | 8 |
1230 | I am ready for my Will Smith appointment. | 1.3019 | 0.06020 | 106 | 83 | 14 | 9 |
1231 | Our motto is “Chivalry is alive and well.” | 1.3019 | 0.05555 | 106 | 80 | 20 | 6 |
1232 | They eliminated the mask mandate in the office. I decided to go for maximum protection. | 1.3017 | 0.04617 | 116 | 83 | 31 | 2 |
1233 | It's nice to be back in the office, right? I didn't love being re-moat | 1.3014 | 0.06948 | 73 | 56 | 12 | 5 |
1234 | I'm going to need a sword and a stone. | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
1235 | Your liege sir. Order in for lunch | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
1236 | I dread to think what you will be wearing on casual friday. | 1.3012 | 0.06580 | 83 | 64 | 13 | 6 |
1237 | Would you like to take a knight on the town | 1.3012 | 0.06800 | 83 | 65 | 11 | 7 |
1238 | Well, they were out of N-95s. | 1.3012 | 0.05872 | 83 | 61 | 19 | 3 |
1239 | I decided on whimsical for my return to the work site. | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
1240 | It's your defensiveness. | 1.3012 | 0.06580 | 83 | 64 | 13 | 6 |
1241 | I’m bald and prone to violence. | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
1242 | Skip the formalities, just call me sir. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1243 | Here's the roundtable agenda. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
1244 | Welcome to Lancelot Industries, Ms. Guinevere. We think you'll fit right in. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1245 | Well, most people just wear a mask & practice social distancing | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1246 | I like your new suit. | 1.3010 | 0.04943 | 103 | 76 | 24 | 3 |
1247 | Yeah, I don't think thats what the boss meant when he said we're "Going medieval on them". | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
1248 | Can't we find a literate serf to do this? | 1.3009 | 0.05463 | 113 | 86 | 20 | 7 |
1249 | I´m adapting well, but I did feel more comfortable working the knight shift | 1.3008 | 0.04608 | 123 | 89 | 31 | 3 |
1250 | After working from home for months I feel a little rusty. | 1.3008 | 0.05024 | 123 | 92 | 25 | 6 |
1251 | What time is my meeting where I announce the salary cuts? | 1.3000 | 0.06751 | 80 | 62 | 12 | 6 |
1252 | Great, now put this on a scroll and shout it at me. | 1.3000 | 0.06113 | 100 | 78 | 14 | 8 |
1253 | Do you have any WD-40? | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
1254 | I lost my tinfoil hat | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
1255 | I dress like my contracts: ironclad. | 1.3000 | 0.05093 | 110 | 81 | 25 | 4 |
1256 | Good morning good knight. | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
1257 | I thought we weren’t wearing suits anymore | 1.3000 | 0.06981 | 80 | 63 | 10 | 7 |
1258 | I know we hired you as a crusading lawyer , but I'm afraid your jousting sticks are blocking the fire escape | 1.3000 | 0.05239 | 120 | 91 | 22 | 7 |
1259 | I'm sorry to have to tell you that your job is being outsourced to India. | 1.3000 | 0.06751 | 80 | 62 | 12 | 6 |
1260 | Consider this a warning,your hair violates our company dress code policy. | 1.3000 | 0.06211 | 90 | 69 | 15 | 6 |
1261 | Don't define me by my fender! | 1.3000 | 0.06409 | 90 | 70 | 13 | 7 |
1262 | 'I saw Will Smith, BA2, Putin, Ginni Thomas, Ted Cruz, and all these other horrible things in the news and figured, what the hell?" | 1.2992 | 0.05039 | 127 | 96 | 24 | 7 |
1263 | I’m here to speak with the night manager | 1.2991 | 0.05667 | 107 | 82 | 18 | 7 |
1264 | so first my skirt is too short, now this is 'too much' ? | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1265 | Well then, Peg, assemble the oval table. | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1266 | You might want to google “metaphor” before it rains. | 1.2990 | 0.06246 | 97 | 76 | 13 | 8 |
1267 | HR said to tell you, Chivalry is dead. | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1268 | Do you understand casual Friday? | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1269 | No, if we hire you, a mask will suffice | 1.2990 | 0.05892 | 97 | 74 | 17 | 6 |
1270 | Let me guess: You don't want to be judged by YOUR appearance? | 1.2989 | 0.06356 | 87 | 67 | 14 | 6 |
1271 | I'm ready for my meeting with Will Smith. | 1.2989 | 0.06563 | 87 | 68 | 12 | 7 |
1272 | Well Mr. Jones, a "steely disposition" is just a saying. | 1.2987 | 0.06682 | 77 | 59 | 13 | 5 |
1273 | He says he's here to apologize. Man up, Chris. | 1.2984 | 0.04719 | 124 | 91 | 29 | 4 |
1274 | You know I take my oaths very seriously. | 1.2984 | 0.04856 | 124 | 92 | 27 | 5 |
1275 | I have decided to bring the suit back to the office. | 1.2982 | 0.05421 | 114 | 87 | 20 | 7 |
1276 | I was wondering if you happen to have a can opener in your desk drawer. | 1.2981 | 0.05778 | 104 | 80 | 17 | 7 |
1277 | I do my best work at knight. | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
1278 | I've worked in Human Resources for thirty years. Why do you ask? | 1.2979 | 0.06205 | 94 | 73 | 14 | 7 |
1279 | I know you've been here forever, Lance, but the company is modernizing. We need someone to protect us against cyber attacks. | 1.2979 | 0.05202 | 94 | 68 | 24 | 2 |
1280 | After two weeks' sick leave? The smart money is saying you got a suntan in there. | 1.2979 | 0.06205 | 94 | 73 | 14 | 7 |
1281 | A nonfat 3 pump vanilla latte, a nonfat 3 pump vanilla latte, my kingdom for a nonfat 3 pump vanilla latte! | 1.2976 | 0.06287 | 84 | 66 | 12 | 6 |
1282 | I spend the morning slaying the office dragon and you couldn't even grab me a latte? | 1.2976 | 0.06511 | 84 | 65 | 13 | 6 |
1283 | The role of damsel has been Eliminated. | 1.2976 | 0.05813 | 84 | 62 | 19 | 3 |
1284 | Are you okay with Medieval Mondays? | 1.2976 | 0.06728 | 84 | 66 | 11 | 7 |
1285 | Miss Guinevere, is it? As you can see, we take our branding seriously here at Bors, Galahad, & Percival. | 1.2973 | 0.05519 | 111 | 85 | 19 | 7 |
1286 | I can’t believe they put me on the knight shift! | 1.2973 | 0.05368 | 111 | 84 | 21 | 6 |
1287 | I’m sorry you can’t drink coffee. | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
1288 | For the umpteenth time, my name is not Guinevere. | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
1289 | Didn't you get the memo? It says we should prepare ourselves for a hostile takeover. | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
1290 | The Alibaba Travel Agency called. Your Crusade has been canceled. | 1.2967 | 0.06536 | 91 | 72 | 11 | 8 |
1291 | The table in the conference room is more of an oval. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
1292 | What's important is that I look the part. | 1.2966 | 0.05150 | 118 | 89 | 23 | 6 |
1293 | I don't remember making this many charges. | 1.2963 | 0.05622 | 108 | 83 | 18 | 7 |
1294 | I see you’ve been reading about the new Covid variant. | 1.2963 | 0.06677 | 81 | 63 | 12 | 6 |
1295 | We’re ALL afraid of Covid! | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
1296 | As the scrolls outline, the catapult is a capital expense while beheadings are entertainment write-offs. | 1.2963 | 0.06904 | 81 | 64 | 10 | 7 |
1297 | My first assignment would be to make it into SHINING armor. | 1.2960 | 0.05208 | 125 | 98 | 18 | 9 |
1298 | Any updates on the moat permit? | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1299 | Some of the staff are questioning whether you're a team player. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1300 | Faxing this seems a bit archaic... doesn't it? | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
1301 | Yes, you wanted to talk about my open-door policy... | 1.2959 | 0.06190 | 98 | 77 | 13 | 8 |
1302 | Approachable vibe, Chris? | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1303 | The dragon will see you now. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1304 | I could use some help reading this. | 1.2958 | 0.06467 | 71 | 53 | 15 | 3 |
1305 | On your way back, if you don't mind, I have a couple suits at the cleaners. | 1.2958 | 0.06771 | 71 | 54 | 13 | 4 |
1306 | If you want this job, you have to be willing to work the knight shift. | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
1307 | My balls are really sweaty in here! | 1.2955 | 0.06497 | 88 | 69 | 12 | 7 |
1308 | No, I can't take on more work. I'm already working knights. | 1.2955 | 0.06293 | 88 | 68 | 14 | 6 |
1309 | Yeah, I can’t wait to see you in GI Jane, too. | 1.2955 | 0.05349 | 132 | 104 | 17 | 11 |
1310 | I'm not looking for my knight in shining armor, I'm just here to pick up my paycheck. | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
1311 | The 2022 plan is bullet proof Karen | 1.2952 | 0.05567 | 105 | 80 | 19 | 6 |
1312 | There is an elderly man here to see you claiming you have his sword. | 1.2952 | 0.05400 | 105 | 79 | 21 | 5 |
1313 | Just getting ready for the budget meeting! | 1.2952 | 0.05228 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
1314 | I see you opted out of the group health care. | 1.2952 | 0.05730 | 105 | 81 | 17 | 7 |
1315 | While I'm cool with the armor I thought the moat and portcullis a bit much. | 1.2949 | 0.06854 | 78 | 61 | 11 | 6 |
1316 | Did you say you’re fortified or 45? | 1.2949 | 0.07093 | 78 | 62 | 9 | 7 |
1317 | It's a memo from HR again, complaining my skirt is too short. | 1.2949 | 0.06607 | 78 | 60 | 13 | 5 |
1318 | Can I do this tomorrow? I’ve got to get home before it rains. | 1.2949 | 0.06082 | 78 | 58 | 17 | 3 |
1319 | I've worked my way up from the mail department. | 1.2949 | 0.06607 | 78 | 60 | 13 | 5 |
1320 | Your resume seems to be a little outdated. | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
1321 | I feel like I've been kept in the dark about this. | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
1322 | Don't "good knight" me | 1.2946 | 0.05476 | 112 | 86 | 19 | 7 |
1323 | As a sister, I'm telling you, you can never let your guard down in this office. | 1.2946 | 0.05476 | 112 | 86 | 19 | 7 |
1324 | I figure I’ll wear it until the Omicron wave subsides. | 1.2946 | 0.05174 | 112 | 84 | 23 | 5 |
1325 | I see you have requested a transfer to the knight shift. | 1.2946 | 0.05476 | 112 | 86 | 19 | 7 |
1326 | I'm afraid of paper cuts. | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1327 | Miss Brookes, can you see if we have a round table? | 1.2941 | 0.05126 | 136 | 106 | 20 | 10 |
1328 | Bad night? | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
1329 | It says here, 'short hand'... the result of a sword fight, I presume? | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
1330 | It's in case you're here to slap me. | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
1331 | Give me a minute. I’m almost done reenacting this report. | 1.2941 | 0.05113 | 119 | 90 | 23 | 6 |
1332 | I'm from the diversity and inclusion department. Could you at least provide me your gender? | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
1333 | I said crunch the numbers, not slay them" | 1.2941 | 0.05113 | 119 | 90 | 23 | 6 |
1334 | The dress code memo recommends suites of Armani, as in Giorgio Armani. | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
1335 | I don't see any experience jousting on your resume. | 1.2941 | 0.05755 | 85 | 63 | 19 | 3 |
1336 | I'm ready for your daily sarcastic comments now. | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1337 | Yes, it is a hostile take-over, but public relations has suggested that you dial it down a notch. | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
1338 | Refresh me on these figures, I'm a bit rusty. | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
1339 | So, management's pushing today's siege to 12:30. Should we order sandwiches? | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1340 | Schedule me for my sixth booster. | 1.2936 | 0.05263 | 109 | 82 | 22 | 5 |
1341 | Take your best shot. | 1.2936 | 0.05422 | 109 | 83 | 20 | 6 |
1342 | Pam, We're going to have to denote you to pawn. | 1.2936 | 0.04929 | 109 | 80 | 26 | 3 |
1343 | Fire breathing dragon on line 2 for you. | 1.2936 | 0.05576 | 109 | 84 | 18 | 7 |
1344 | I have to tell you that the constant clanking is getting on everyone's nerves. | 1.2936 | 0.05099 | 109 | 81 | 24 | 4 |
1345 | The magickal Windows hath quilled thy MapQuest, milady. | 1.2936 | 0.05873 | 109 | 86 | 14 | 9 |
1346 | Sir, no one is trying to unseat you. | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
1347 | Prithee, tell my liege the Peterson report shall be ready anon. This I pledge. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
1348 | NO! I said we pay time and a half for working nights. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
1349 | It's all about a seat at the table. | 1.2929 | 0.05227 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
1350 | Just getting ready for Return to Office next week | 1.2929 | 0.05964 | 99 | 77 | 15 | 7 |
1351 | What's a five-letter word for chalice? | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
1352 | I’m looking for vertical movement, my last job ended in a stalemate. | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
1353 | You must be jousting. | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
1354 | My last job had more adventure. | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
1355 | Let me tell you about hostile work environments. | 1.2927 | 0.06373 | 82 | 63 | 14 | 5 |
1356 | Its called an Oxford comma! What are we, barbarians? | 1.2927 | 0.06605 | 82 | 64 | 12 | 6 |
1357 | Very impressive. But how is your swordsmanship? | 1.2927 | 0.06373 | 82 | 63 | 14 | 5 |
1358 | Sir, the Smithson letter is ready for your signature. Quill or stylus? | 1.2927 | 0.06605 | 82 | 64 | 12 | 6 |
1359 | Good night, Sir. Keep your guard up. | 1.2927 | 0.06605 | 82 | 64 | 12 | 6 |
1360 | My performance review is in twenty minutes, why do you ask? | 1.2921 | 0.06231 | 89 | 69 | 14 | 6 |
1361 | I’m ready now. Send her in. | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
1362 | Steel yourself for bad news. | 1.2921 | 0.06432 | 89 | 70 | 12 | 7 |
1363 | I know it worked in the past but it won’t protect from today’s slings and arrows. | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
1364 | I refer to our dress code as old fashioned, not medieval. | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
1365 | The Board is waiting for you. sir. | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1366 | Some of the staff have found it difficult to relate to you | 1.2917 | 0.06689 | 72 | 55 | 13 | 4 |
1367 | Your annual review will be a trial by combat. | 1.2917 | 0.05908 | 96 | 74 | 16 | 6 |
1368 | The repair shop just called to let you know that your lance is ready. | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1369 | And what would you say is your strong suit? | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1370 | Why am I always the one asked to get supplies from the closet with the fire breathing dragon guarding it? | 1.2917 | 0.07251 | 72 | 57 | 9 | 6 |
1371 | I see your wife finally ironed your suit. | 1.2917 | 0.06976 | 72 | 56 | 11 | 5 |
1372 | Your father will see you now, Mr. Roy | 1.2917 | 0.05112 | 96 | 70 | 24 | 2 |
1373 | I thought you should know. I'm not wearing anything under my armor. | 1.2917 | 0.05601 | 120 | 95 | 15 | 10 |
1374 | Will Smith is here for your 9 am" | 1.2917 | 0.06268 | 96 | 76 | 12 | 8 |
1375 | Sir, I think thick skin will suffice. | 1.2917 | 0.07251 | 72 | 57 | 9 | 6 |
1376 | My kingdom for a day without meetings! | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1377 | Turns out, the Holy Grail was a 9-to-5 with healthcare and covered parking! | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1378 | There's a Lance here to see you. | 1.2917 | 0.05322 | 96 | 71 | 22 | 3 |
1379 | Yes, I''ll be wearing this outfit until I finish downsizing the company. | 1.2913 | 0.04624 | 127 | 94 | 29 | 4 |
1380 | I just started on the Knight shift! | 1.2913 | 0.05955 | 103 | 81 | 14 | 8 |
1381 | I’m afraid my evaluation of your performance reflects your ongoing struggles with courtliness. | 1.2913 | 0.05278 | 103 | 77 | 22 | 4 |
1382 | Mr. Smith to see you again, Sir. I believe you're expecting him? | 1.2913 | 0.05793 | 103 | 80 | 16 | 7 |
1383 | You're being transferred to Jousting. I assume you have a lance. | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
1384 | Just FYI, Lance, we’ve gone mask optional. | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
1385 | Great resume, but have you seen Excalibur? | 1.2911 | 0.06534 | 79 | 61 | 13 | 5 |
1386 | Welcome to "Game of Swivel Chairs." | 1.2911 | 0.06534 | 79 | 61 | 13 | 5 |
1387 | The price of rivets keep going up | 1.2911 | 0.05740 | 79 | 58 | 19 | 2 |
1388 | Actually no. Not when it rains | 1.2909 | 0.05379 | 110 | 84 | 20 | 6 |
1389 | It’s an iron clad contract. | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
1390 | It's either this or a 4th booster shot. | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
1391 | Preparing to foreclose on another castle, sir? | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
1392 | Say it again! | 1.2907 | 0.06378 | 86 | 67 | 13 | 6 |
1393 | The new dress code says "business suit." This is my clever protest. | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
1394 | Your quest, if you choose to accept it, is to find the one true binder. | 1.2907 | 0.06589 | 86 | 68 | 11 | 7 |
1395 | Your sword is ready, but they said you'll have to pick it up yourself." | 1.2907 | 0.06589 | 86 | 68 | 11 | 7 |
1396 | I think we had differing interpretations of you working nights. | 1.2903 | 0.06226 | 93 | 73 | 13 | 7 |
1397 | What is my secret? I've got two raises ever since they don't know I am a woman. | 1.2903 | 0.06226 | 93 | 73 | 13 | 7 |
1398 | I’m on a different kind of Crusade, that’s all. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
1399 | Lately, I've decided to embrace my role in life as a middle aged man. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
1400 | Do you always put two spaces between sentences? | 1.2903 | 0.06226 | 93 | 73 | 13 | 7 |
1401 | It's chain mail. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
1402 | I worked my way up from the Mail Room. | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
1403 | I started out as a freelancer. | 1.2900 | 0.05183 | 100 | 74 | 23 | 3 |
1404 | Not what they meant by the night shift. | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
1405 | Mr. Johnson, that is not what we meant by working nights. | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
1406 | I, too, find this a hostile work environment. | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
1407 | Simmons from the front desk just called up. He said some guy dressed up like the Lone Ranger just rode off on your horse. | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
1408 | You're giving me a warning for wearing a suit on dress-down Friday? | 1.2899 | 0.07753 | 69 | 56 | 6 | 7 |
1409 | I understand your fear of retaliation, Ms Murphy, but at some point it really is simpler and easier to just report him to HR. | 1.2895 | 0.06706 | 76 | 59 | 12 | 5 |
1410 | Raise the cubicle tithe 15%. | 1.2895 | 0.05246 | 114 | 87 | 21 | 6 |
1411 | I'm sorry, boss. I'm a little rusty. | 1.2895 | 0.05392 | 114 | 88 | 19 | 7 |
1412 | Linda, all I can tell you is, make sure you read the entire sexual harassment policy. | 1.2895 | 0.06706 | 76 | 59 | 12 | 5 |
1413 | I don't want to give anybody my killer cold. | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
1414 | Susan, this report is a Knightmare. | 1.2892 | 0.06306 | 83 | 64 | 14 | 5 |
1415 | No, Harold. Our HR policy expressly forbids chain mail texts. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1416 | Suit yourself. | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
1417 | This isn’t working the night shift means, Todd. | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
1418 | I think we'd be more comfortable if you sat and I stood. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
1419 | We seem to be out of sealing wax | 1.2889 | 0.06369 | 90 | 71 | 12 | 7 |
1420 | I'm actually a nudist, but I'm trying to be accommodating since it's my first day. | 1.2889 | 0.06369 | 90 | 71 | 12 | 7 |
1421 | Regardless of your quest, I'll still need the Richard's proposal by the end of the day. | 1.2887 | 0.06381 | 97 | 78 | 10 | 9 |
1422 | Aren't you a little overprotected? | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
1423 | I have to present at the Oscars | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
1424 | Still unvaccinated and expecting a silver bullet, Sir? | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
1425 | Email chains will henceforth be known as chainmail. | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
1426 | I’m being groomed for Tax Collector. | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1427 | Great to be back in the office face to face! | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1428 | It's not a violation of the dress code. It's your clanking around. | 1.2879 | 0.07406 | 66 | 52 | 9 | 5 |
1429 | «May I help you, Sir?» | 1.2877 | 0.06891 | 73 | 57 | 11 | 5 |
1430 | Safety first. | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
1431 | Hello…Hello…is anyone in there? | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
1432 | I appreciate the valiant effort to secure a round desk. | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
1433 | Any other work experience besides watching Castle on TV?" | 1.2875 | 0.05680 | 80 | 59 | 19 | 2 |
1434 | I ran out of N95s. | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
1435 | Chris? Chris Rock? | 1.2875 | 0.06934 | 80 | 64 | 9 | 7 |
1436 | Yes. I do work in HR. How could you tell? | 1.2874 | 0.06313 | 87 | 68 | 13 | 6 |
1437 | I’m covering the knight shift | 1.2874 | 0.06313 | 87 | 68 | 13 | 6 |
1438 | I told them when I took this job; I don't work knights. | 1.2874 | 0.06521 | 87 | 69 | 11 | 7 |
1439 | All in a knight's work | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1440 | Because I heard you were in distress, madam. | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
1441 | I got a meeting with Wil Smith later. | 1.2874 | 0.06521 | 87 | 69 | 11 | 7 |
1442 | Trying to bring “chivalry” back? | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1443 | I said send an email, not chain mail. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
1444 | That Arthurian variant of Covid that you read about on the Internet might just be a hoax. | 1.2872 | 0.05978 | 94 | 73 | 15 | 6 |
1445 | It's ironclad. | 1.2872 | 0.05978 | 94 | 73 | 15 | 6 |
1446 | Chill, it’s Firmware Friday! | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
1447 | I'd be more comfortable working from home at my round table. | 1.2872 | 0.05157 | 94 | 69 | 23 | 2 |
1448 | Our policy is ironclad | 1.2872 | 0.04930 | 94 | 68 | 25 | 1 |
1449 | Your job is to be the human face. | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
1450 | Grimes and Smolovitz in marketing wanted you to know they will be storming the castle from home today,sir. | 1.2871 | 0.06188 | 101 | 81 | 11 | 9 |
1451 | It's ok Chris, I told him you weren't here | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
1452 | Can I borrow your pen? I left mine in my shirt pocket. | 1.2871 | 0.04943 | 101 | 74 | 25 | 2 |
1453 | I do not understand why Human Resources needs to speak with me in private. | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
1454 | This is not a good day to ask for a raise. | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
1455 | It would be easier if you could just develop some thick skin, sir, for your peer evaluation. | 1.2870 | 0.05589 | 108 | 84 | 17 | 7 |
1456 | There's an all-hands joust at 3:00. | 1.2870 | 0.04904 | 115 | 86 | 25 | 4 |
1457 | I'm sorry but we're looking for someone with jousting experience. | 1.2870 | 0.05057 | 115 | 87 | 23 | 5 |
1458 | Would you say that’s one of your strong suits? | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
1459 | There is no such thing as a 'moat point' | 1.2857 | 0.05083 | 119 | 91 | 22 | 6 |
1460 | Welcome to Armor All. | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1461 | Too many Karens. | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1462 | Under dragon slaying skills you put none. | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
1463 | Welcome to the mail room. | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
1464 | I get being careful, but tell me again how you get through the airport TSA check. | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
1465 | Just where did you read these CDC recommendations? | 1.2857 | 0.04982 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
1466 | Your three o’clock joust called. They’ll be a few minutes late. | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
1467 | I've armored up for Monday | 1.2857 | 0.06629 | 77 | 60 | 12 | 5 |
1468 | Kent asked me to lead a hostile takeover | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
1469 | So they haven't lifted the mandate yet from the plague ? | 1.2857 | 0.06629 | 77 | 60 | 12 | 5 |
1470 | I just don't think you're cut out for the knight shift | 1.2857 | 0.05733 | 112 | 89 | 14 | 9 |
1471 | Got stuck with the knight shift, huh? | 1.2857 | 0.06895 | 84 | 68 | 8 | 8 |
1472 | Sir, If you want my advice, I wouldn't touch it with a ten-foot pole. | 1.2857 | 0.05533 | 105 | 81 | 18 | 6 |
1473 | It’s an inquiry Nick, not a siege. | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
1474 | It’s a fax from Ted about a duel. | 1.2857 | 0.05507 | 84 | 62 | 20 | 2 |
1475 | I'm Sorry, Mr. Galahad, Sir, but this job is way too weighty. When you put me in charge of the mail, I had no idea you mean chain mail. | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
1476 | I'm sorry, but your position has become obsolete. | 1.2857 | 0.06683 | 84 | 67 | 10 | 7 |
1477 | Leaving early? | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
1478 | We can't be too careful. I'm also wearing an N95 under this | 1.2857 | 0.05761 | 84 | 63 | 18 | 3 |
1479 | Can you read this for me? I can’t see a thing. | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1480 | I have to tell HR that I see your sword poking out. | 1.2857 | 0.06683 | 84 | 67 | 10 | 7 |
1481 | Should I bring in this morning's gauntlets? | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
1482 | We'll have to take them to court. | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1483 | I take my fragile masculinity seriously | 1.2857 | 0.05855 | 105 | 83 | 14 | 8 |
1484 | Sorry, but I'm fully committed to my own lists. | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1485 | It's only a bother when I have to go to the bathroom. | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1486 | Don’t you think you’re taking the mask mandate a bit too far? | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 105 | 82 | 16 | 7 |
1487 | The office staff wanted you to know that your armor no longer shines. | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
1488 | I wish I could approve your request, but HR has me under siege. | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
1489 | We're looking for someone with thick skin. | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
1490 | I don't care if you are wearing full body armor, I am still not wearing a stupid mask. | 1.2847 | 0.05378 | 137 | 111 | 13 | 13 |
1491 | Have a good knight, Fred. | 1.2846 | 0.04832 | 123 | 93 | 25 | 5 |
1492 | I warned HR that if I didn't get time off I was liable to go medieval! | 1.2846 | 0.05230 | 123 | 96 | 19 | 8 |
1493 | Is that your idea of post-pandemic casual? | 1.2844 | 0.05229 | 109 | 83 | 21 | 5 |
1494 | I packed your good armor, and the airport steed is waiting. | 1.2844 | 0.05842 | 109 | 87 | 13 | 9 |
1495 | There was a typo in the job description. It said medieval instead mid-level executive. | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
1496 | Insurance doesn't cover broken bones. | 1.2843 | 0.06133 | 102 | 82 | 11 | 9 |
1497 | You will joust with Wilkins from human resources at 2pm sir. | 1.2843 | 0.05808 | 102 | 80 | 15 | 7 |
1498 | Ma'am this is not what we meant by 'freelance experience | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
1499 | I have the Knights of Columbus variant. | 1.2841 | 0.06455 | 88 | 70 | 11 | 7 |
1500 | The Holy Grail will have to wait, I'll be in bookkeeping the rest of the afternoon. | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
1501 | I have to protect myself from those students who got failing grades. | 1.2841 | 0.06455 | 88 | 70 | 11 | 7 |
1502 | Any jousting experience? | 1.2841 | 0.06654 | 88 | 71 | 9 | 8 |
1503 | Expecting a rough campaign? | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
1504 | Oh, you said there was a formal re-quest. | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
1505 | I'm afraid to ask what you did with your horse. | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
1506 | Shield my calls. | 1.2841 | 0.06249 | 88 | 69 | 13 | 6 |
1507 | Pardon me, I thought you said chain mail, not chain letter. | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
1508 | If you were at the PTA meeting, you'd understand. | 1.2840 | 0.06628 | 81 | 64 | 11 | 6 |
1509 | Where is the round table?" | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
1510 | I assure you, this is no “fly-by-knight” company. | 1.2840 | 0.06628 | 81 | 64 | 11 | 6 |
1511 | Of course I work at night; otherwise I'd be called a kday. | 1.2840 | 0.06628 | 81 | 64 | 11 | 6 |
1512 | No,I wouldn't say it's a hostile work environment. | 1.2840 | 0.06145 | 81 | 62 | 15 | 4 |
1513 | This is way past the deadline | 1.2840 | 0.05620 | 81 | 60 | 19 | 2 |
1514 | This looks like an ironclad agreement! | 1.2840 | 0.07079 | 81 | 66 | 7 | 8 |
1515 | The shop called. Your suit's ready. | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
1516 | Bob, you seemed a bit defensive in the meeting. | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
1517 | It was hard being the only one of us here. | 1.2833 | 0.05046 | 120 | 92 | 22 | 6 |
1518 | Trust me, this contract is ironclad. | 1.2832 | 0.05254 | 113 | 87 | 20 | 6 |
1519 | Why no, Ms. Hinkel. I wasn't aware of a dress code. | 1.2832 | 0.04944 | 113 | 85 | 24 | 4 |
1520 | Your sword is at the cleaners, the goblets have arrived, the round table is backordered and the stockholders in Sherwood are getting impatient. | 1.2832 | 0.05254 | 113 | 87 | 20 | 6 |
1521 | Where's your suit? This isn't an ironclad agreement. And don't pay any attention to the guy hovering out the side window. | 1.2832 | 0.05547 | 113 | 89 | 16 | 8 |
1522 | You’ll just have to hold down the fort - I’m not sure when I’ll be back. | 1.2832 | 0.05547 | 113 | 89 | 16 | 8 |
1523 | Let’s schedule a round table discussion. | 1.2832 | 0.04782 | 113 | 84 | 26 | 3 |
1524 | I didn't realize that this is what you meant when you said you enjoy heavy metal | 1.2830 | 0.05648 | 106 | 83 | 16 | 7 |
1525 | I believe they have eliminated the masking policy, sir. | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1526 | Look, we all hate the open office concept, but wait for casual Friday. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1527 | You left your tankard in the knaves’ break-room. | 1.2830 | 0.05487 | 106 | 82 | 18 | 6 |
1528 | You may be freelance, but lances aren't free. | 1.2828 | 0.06427 | 99 | 81 | 8 | 10 |
1529 | Perhaps you haven't read the memo about our dress code. | 1.2828 | 0.05568 | 99 | 76 | 18 | 5 |
1530 | I'm afraid your armor isn't shiny enough! | 1.2828 | 0.05568 | 99 | 76 | 18 | 5 |
1531 | I see you have considerable mediation experience. | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
1532 | From now on everything will be ironclad | 1.2824 | 0.05189 | 85 | 62 | 22 | 1 |
1533 | Are we jousting today or doing dictation? | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
1534 | HR should’ve explained you’d be working the knight shift. | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
1535 | You cover the phone complaints and I’ll take on the walk-ins. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
1536 | No, annual reviews are next week. | 1.2821 | 0.04677 | 117 | 87 | 27 | 3 |
1537 | Barista true, vouchsafe to grant one cup of that sustaining brew ? | 1.2821 | 0.05802 | 117 | 95 | 11 | 11 |
1538 | Can you believe it? 25 years and they want an Oath of Fealty. I'll need a notary public and a horse. | 1.2821 | 0.07043 | 78 | 63 | 8 | 7 |
1539 | I want an iron-clad agreement, | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
1540 | The agency did mention something about "a unique dress code" | 1.2821 | 0.06554 | 78 | 61 | 12 | 5 |
1541 | What are you looking at? I am a free lancer. | 1.2821 | 0.06803 | 78 | 62 | 10 | 6 |
1542 | Didn't you read the email saying to be prepared for a hostile takeover? | 1.2821 | 0.06554 | 78 | 61 | 12 | 5 |
1543 | Rough night? | 1.2821 | 0.06294 | 78 | 60 | 14 | 4 |
1544 | I talked to my husband, he promises not to slap you again. | 1.2821 | 0.06554 | 78 | 61 | 12 | 5 |
1545 | They can force me to come in, but they can’t force me to come out.” | 1.2818 | 0.04855 | 110 | 82 | 25 | 3 |
1546 | Will Smith is my 3 o'clock. | 1.2817 | 0.07002 | 71 | 56 | 10 | 5 |
1547 | I told you our processes were a bit medieval. | 1.2816 | 0.04862 | 103 | 76 | 25 | 2 |
1548 | The package might take awhile. They've discontinued knight delivery. | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
1549 | This is a chain letter. I told you to get me some chain mail. | 1.2816 | 0.05590 | 103 | 80 | 17 | 6 |
1550 | I think you've misunderstood the concept of night shift. | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
1551 | I needed this ages ago. | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
1552 | Well, Janine, you know what they say: dress for the job you want not the job you have. | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
1553 | May I assume you are anti-vaccination? | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
1554 | But you said you were hiring me for the night shift. | 1.2812 | 0.06052 | 96 | 76 | 13 | 7 |
1555 | So that's a yes on you hosting the Oscars next year, Mr. Rock? | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
1556 | I'm sorry, but HR wouldn't budge on getting you a round table. | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
1557 | You thought a mask mandate was bad ... | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
1558 | Your horse is double parked. | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
1559 | No, I'm not interested in working the knight shift. | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
1560 | "Your resume doesn't indicate here that you've been knighted, and this is a night job. | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
1561 | I must bid you farewell, my steed is double parked. | 1.2807 | 0.04746 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
1562 | You need to understand that not all of our damsels are in distress. | 1.2807 | 0.05214 | 114 | 88 | 20 | 6 |
1563 | I know the future is now, but I just feel stuck in the past. | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
1564 | Quit frowning at me! | 1.2805 | 0.05827 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
1565 | Time for your Zoom call,sir. I need to bolt on your lapel mic. | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
1566 | I’m sorry Lance, but HR have rejected your clothing allowance request. | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
1567 | Okay, I'm ready to announce the layoffs. | 1.2805 | 0.06556 | 82 | 65 | 11 | 6 |
1568 | And tell Jones I’ve become aware that he’s started referring to me as Sir Dance-a-lot. | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
1569 | They won’t fire me, Jan, I’m bulletproof. I may be an empty suit of armor, but I know all the right buzzwords. | 1.2804 | 0.05602 | 107 | 84 | 16 | 7 |
1570 | A protective suit doesn't make you a protected class. | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
1571 | Corporate said act just like we're still at home and I'm not wearing pants. | 1.2800 | 0.05874 | 100 | 79 | 14 | 7 |
1572 | I don't know where your sword is, let me get you a pen. | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
1573 | Yes, as always, the representations must be ironclad. | 1.2800 | 0.04940 | 100 | 74 | 24 | 2 |
1574 | As your attorney, I regret to inform you that "Knights of the Tax Table" is already a registered trademark. | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
1575 | New CDC guidelines?? | 1.2800 | 0.06990 | 75 | 60 | 9 | 6 |
1576 | I see you've prepared for my exit interview. | 1.2800 | 0.05700 | 100 | 78 | 16 | 6 |
1577 | You know, sticks and stones --- | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
1578 | Nice dragon work, Bev, but where are we on jousts and moats? | 1.2796 | 0.05993 | 93 | 73 | 14 | 6 |
1579 | It’s been a little tough around here lately… | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
1580 | They only said that you seemed a little thin-skinned today. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
1581 | They said there is a new variant called the Plague. | 1.2793 | 0.05604 | 111 | 88 | 15 | 8 |
1582 | I'm sorry to tell you this Senator but a suit of Armor is NOT going to protect you from the angry crowd outside. | 1.2793 | 0.05456 | 111 | 87 | 17 | 7 |
1583 | At least this one starts with, 'Dear Sir.' | 1.2793 | 0.04985 | 111 | 84 | 23 | 4 |
1584 | Not another knight at the office. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
1585 | It's not you...your armor isn't shining. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
1586 | And why do you feel masks make our work place less friendly? | 1.2791 | 0.04865 | 86 | 62 | 24 | 0 |
1587 | Actually, finding you another tax deduction does make me your knight in shining armor! | 1.2791 | 0.06331 | 86 | 68 | 12 | 6 |
1588 | Yes, I received my copy of the Chivalric Code. I was asking about maternity leave. | 1.2791 | 0.05398 | 86 | 64 | 20 | 2 |
1589 | The office politics here are medieval. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
1590 | The excel stuff is good, but I feel you lack experience in noble conquests. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
1591 | Well, since you got past my moat you have two minutes to talk. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
1592 | Bad hair day again? | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
1593 | So this is the safe working space? | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
1594 | Great work but next time let’s round-table some of these ideas “ | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
1595 | Revenue is way down, so you may need to return to business casual. | 1.2785 | 0.05679 | 79 | 59 | 18 | 2 |
1596 | Looks like another day of battling the creditors. | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
1597 | Me too. Added bonus, with the visor I don't even have to hear how pretty I am when I smile. | 1.2785 | 0.05679 | 79 | 59 | 18 | 2 |
1598 | I know it’s a big change for me, but I guess I just finally realized that the pen is mightier than the sword. | 1.2785 | 0.05679 | 79 | 59 | 18 | 2 |
1599 | You can send Will Smith in now. | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
1600 | I don't care what Dr. Fauci says, I plan to stay 100% fully protected no matter what | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
1601 | I'm not taking any chances after what happened at the Oscars. | 1.2785 | 0.06963 | 79 | 64 | 8 | 7 |
1602 | It just says you got your Masters from Duke. Which One? | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
1603 | This is your best offer? Shirley you joust. | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
1604 | Well, for one, this is a desk; and two, it's the wrong shape | 1.2784 | 0.04803 | 97 | 73 | 22 | 2 |
1605 | My other suit's at the blacksmith. | 1.2784 | 0.05997 | 97 | 77 | 13 | 7 |
1606 | I'm sorry, but we've denied your request for a round table | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
1607 | Sir Cole, your request for a round desk has been denied. | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
1608 | Sorry, but I was looking for more of a Joan of Arc type | 1.2784 | 0.05022 | 97 | 72 | 23 | 2 |
1609 | Another variant of Covid is going around. | 1.2783 | 0.05319 | 115 | 90 | 18 | 7 |
1610 | What platform do I use to reserve a squire? | 1.2778 | 0.06915 | 72 | 57 | 10 | 5 |
1611 | I'm sorry but your employment here violates our medieval hiring policies. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
1612 | You’ll be taking the knight shift. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1613 | Where's the WD-40 I ordered? | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
1614 | 'I know you think my garb is ironic." | 1.2778 | 0.06915 | 72 | 57 | 10 | 5 |
1615 | Say good Knight, Gracie | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
1616 | If it weren't for "Depends", I'd be immobilized by rust. | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
1617 | You work for Amour you wear armor! | 1.2778 | 0.06326 | 90 | 72 | 11 | 7 |
1618 | HR says you win. You will get a cubicle. | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
1619 | I had to call a taxi. Your horse was towed away. | 1.2778 | 0.06326 | 90 | 72 | 11 | 7 |
1620 | Our new masking protocols are meant to promote blind recruitment. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
1621 | It says here that you're willing to start in the mail room. | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
1622 | Monday's are medieval in HR. | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
1623 | As I have previously explained, litigation is war. | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
1624 | I love Medieval Mondays. Getting through security not so much. | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
1625 | It's only until I find the Grail. | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
1626 | Go ahead. Tell me. I can keep my trap shut. | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
1627 | You misunderstood: today's dress codes is not "business castle." | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
1628 | From Buckingham H.R. .. I’m now 2 days in the office, 3 days remote | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
1629 | The malicious attack, was about protecting your computer.” | 1.2771 | 0.05231 | 83 | 61 | 21 | 1 |
1630 | They specifically said it was the knight shift. | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
1631 | And, of course, you'll be working in an undisclosed, securer location" | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
1632 | Ralph, I didn't literally mean a knight in shining armor. Now please, get up from my desk. | 1.2769 | 0.06761 | 65 | 50 | 12 | 3 |
1633 | HR's reference to "Knight Shift" is either a typo or a prank, but I'm not taking any chances. | 1.2768 | 0.05107 | 112 | 86 | 21 | 5 |
1634 | I assure you, squire is an executive track position. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1635 | On in five, Mr. Rock | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
1636 | I see you are prepared to discuss your performance appraisal. | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
1637 | You definitely chose the right suit for the budget meeting. | 1.2763 | 0.05803 | 76 | 57 | 17 | 2 |
1638 | You misspelled joust. | 1.2763 | 0.05803 | 76 | 57 | 17 | 2 |
1639 | I don’t care what the new, relaxed COVID guidelines say! | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
1640 | Bob, I think you misunderstood when I asked you to work the night shift. | 1.2762 | 0.05661 | 105 | 83 | 15 | 7 |
1641 | I’m sorry I thought this was casual Friday! | 1.2762 | 0.05496 | 105 | 82 | 17 | 6 |
1642 | Who said anything about a hostile takeover? | 1.2762 | 0.05496 | 105 | 82 | 17 | 6 |
1643 | I work the knight shift. | 1.2759 | 0.06266 | 87 | 69 | 12 | 6 |
1644 | The Dragon of Accounting is here to tell you cannot use that suit as an expense! | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
1645 | I specifically asked for a round desk | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
1646 | I see you're asking to switch from the knight shift. | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
1647 | Is my summer armor back from the cleaners? | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
1648 | It feels like centuries since we've been back at the office. | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
1649 | This is a chain letter, I asked for my mail. | 1.2759 | 0.06266 | 87 | 69 | 12 | 6 |
1650 | Another petition to update our dress code? | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
1651 | how do you walk in those," they both said simultaneously to each other | 1.2755 | 0.05942 | 98 | 78 | 13 | 7 |
1652 | Drawbridge still stuck, huh? | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
1653 | I'm just not sure you're qualified for a super visor role... | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
1654 | I slay dragons on Thursday nights with my kickball team. | 1.2755 | 0.05942 | 98 | 78 | 13 | 7 |
1655 | I take it you're the one who called the EEOC. | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
1656 | Why do you recommend taking out my term "crusade" from our future projections? | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
1657 | This is fine, but I'll need it in Middle English for the round table. | 1.2752 | 0.05662 | 109 | 87 | 14 | 8 |
1658 | Does this make me look fat? | 1.2752 | 0.05027 | 109 | 83 | 22 | 4 |
1659 | We can't ask about personal matters, but most of our employees are middle-aged. | 1.2752 | 0.04676 | 109 | 81 | 26 | 2 |
1660 | The new variant’s spike protein is apparently really sharp. | 1.2750 | 0.05329 | 80 | 59 | 20 | 1 |
1661 | You’re a bean counter, not a defender of the universe. | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
1662 | Oh, fuck! | 1.2750 | 0.06408 | 80 | 63 | 12 | 5 |
1663 | Yes of course we rescue trans-damsels. Just who do they think we are? | 1.2750 | 0.06408 | 80 | 63 | 12 | 5 |
1664 | Just wanted to be ready in case Will Smith shows up. | 1.2750 | 0.06408 | 80 | 63 | 12 | 5 |
1665 | HR said the job required a suit. | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
1666 | I may not be your knight in shining armor, but I must be somebodys | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
1667 | There are three damsels in distress in reception and one dragon flaming out. Who shall I send in first? | 1.2750 | 0.06650 | 80 | 64 | 10 | 6 |
1668 | I forgot to do laundry | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
1669 | Between airborne viruses, workplace violence and sexual harassment, I decided this is probably my best option. | 1.2747 | 0.06264 | 91 | 73 | 11 | 7 |
1670 | It's all in a knight's work. | 1.2747 | 0.06066 | 91 | 72 | 13 | 6 |
1671 | You have to stop CCing me on chainmail. | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
1672 | Oh please, you don’t have to call me sir. | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
1673 | Uh, no, I know nothing about these moat expenses. | 1.2747 | 0.06066 | 91 | 72 | 13 | 6 |
1674 | I demand an ironclad guarantee! | 1.2747 | 0.06264 | 91 | 73 | 11 | 7 |
1675 | Yes, I saw the article. They're trying to paint me as medieval. It's just the world we live in now... | 1.2747 | 0.05198 | 91 | 68 | 21 | 2 |
1676 | The original Steel Dossier | 1.2747 | 0.06066 | 91 | 72 | 13 | 6 |
1677 | Didn’t you get the memo? We now have casual Fridays and Medieval Mondays. | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
1678 | I've always been a Knights fan. My dad was a Knights fan. | 1.2745 | 0.05601 | 102 | 80 | 16 | 6 |
1679 | We ride at dawn. Of course, overtime will be involved. | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
1680 | I don't know boss, but getting a vaccine might be a better idea | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
1681 | ...and who ordered the rectangular table for the conference room? | 1.2742 | 0.07333 | 62 | 49 | 9 | 4 |
1682 | How many times must I tell you there’s no need to work all night? | 1.2742 | 0.06573 | 62 | 47 | 13 | 2 |
1683 | I'm looking for someone with more of a background in pillaging and marauding. | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
1684 | You make hybrid work look so easy. | 1.2740 | 0.06830 | 73 | 58 | 10 | 5 |
1685 | I hear you're into Heavy Metal Mr. Smith.. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
1686 | What? It’s a suit. | 1.2738 | 0.05179 | 84 | 62 | 21 | 1 |
1687 | Another bad hair day,Mrs. Wilson? | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
1688 | What glass ceiling? | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
1689 | I appreciate that you’re prepared to lay down your life for me, but you still need to use spell check. | 1.2738 | 0.06416 | 84 | 67 | 11 | 6 |
1690 | The Queen asked me to remind you it is a figure of speech. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
1691 | Dress for the job you want, not the one you have. | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
1692 | I feel like you're getting a little defensive. | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
1693 | I know the mandate's been lifted, but I like to play it safe. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
1694 | Susan, cancel my 8:00 joust tomorrow morning- I have a date with that fair maiden from accounting and I plan on getting quite unchivalrous. | 1.2737 | 0.06068 | 95 | 76 | 12 | 7 |
1695 | Any experience being in distress? | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
1696 | It's my new subway wear. It stops knives and bullets...And no need to wear a mask. | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
1697 | It's just that I prefer a round table. | 1.2736 | 0.05925 | 106 | 86 | 11 | 9 |
1698 | Word is you've been lancing a lot around here lately... | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
1699 | Yes sir, I'm positive being in stocks is a good thing. | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
1700 | Yes, you've come to the right department, but we have no mail today. | 1.2736 | 0.04931 | 106 | 80 | 23 | 3 |
1701 | I have a hard time believing you’ve slain five dragons. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
1702 | Can you make twelve copies and place them on the Round Table? | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
1703 | I find it keeps people from making sexist comments | 1.2727 | 0.06572 | 77 | 61 | 11 | 5 |
1704 | For last weeks casual Friday, I wore a bunny suit. | 1.2727 | 0.05710 | 99 | 78 | 15 | 6 |
1705 | I thought writers were thick-skinned but I think you're overdoing it. | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
1706 | I see you're not wearing a mask | 1.2727 | 0.05140 | 99 | 75 | 21 | 3 |
1707 | At this point, riding a horse is cheaper than driving. | 1.2727 | 0.06827 | 77 | 62 | 9 | 6 |
1708 | Would you have any problem working knights? | 1.2727 | 0.05888 | 99 | 79 | 13 | 7 |
1709 | You may be in the Dark Ages, but I'm not having it. | 1.2727 | 0.06203 | 88 | 70 | 12 | 6 |
1710 | I’m done being a corporate pawn. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
1711 | Hope there's no line for the men's bathroom! | 1.2727 | 0.06572 | 77 | 61 | 11 | 5 |
1712 | To be honest, sir, I was expecting a round table. | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
1713 | Miss Jones, take an epistle." | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
1714 | We’re cutting armor shine out of the budget. | 1.2727 | 0.05888 | 99 | 79 | 13 | 7 |
1715 | Well, you mentioned in your resume that you were comfortable working night shifts. | 1.2727 | 0.05888 | 99 | 79 | 13 | 7 |
1716 | I've had enough of your castles in the air attitude | 1.2727 | 0.05710 | 99 | 78 | 15 | 6 |
1717 | That was night shift with an “N,” Bob. | 1.2727 | 0.05710 | 99 | 78 | 15 | 6 |
1718 | Rumor is you were hired because you're a veteran. | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
1719 | Impressive, but I'm looking for someone who slays. | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
1720 | I feel my position is in danger right now. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1721 | This was the only mask I had. I would have looked silly if I wore it without the rest of the suit. | 1.2717 | 0.05150 | 92 | 69 | 21 | 2 |
1722 | Not everyone likes working the knight shift. | 1.2717 | 0.06202 | 92 | 74 | 11 | 7 |
1723 | Why aren’t you ready? We’re storming the board meeting at two. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1724 | I tip my helmet for your choice of office power avatar Gerry. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
1725 | We're expecting a hostile takeover bid. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
1726 | I think you might be a bit confused about the night shift... | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
1727 | That’s only five feet. | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
1728 | You know I was up for that promotion, why are you jousting me? | 1.2716 | 0.06576 | 81 | 65 | 10 | 6 |
1729 | Are you wearing Arm and Hammer? | 1.2716 | 0.06576 | 81 | 65 | 10 | 6 |
1730 | No, seriously, this is the only suit I own. | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
1731 | How's your crusade against casual Friday's going? | 1.2716 | 0.06576 | 81 | 65 | 10 | 6 |
1732 | We'll be sure to discuss your qualifications at our next Round Table. | 1.2716 | 0.06576 | 81 | 65 | 10 | 6 |
1733 | No, no…today’s negotiation may involve VERBAL jousting. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
1734 | Don't point that thing at me! | 1.2714 | 0.07026 | 70 | 56 | 9 | 5 |
1735 | I don’t think you’re suited for this job. You can’t tell clients their mother was a hamster. | 1.2712 | 0.04763 | 118 | 99 | 12 | 7 |
1736 | Yeah I just transferred from the Lands Between branch. The bosses there were so difficult. | 1.2710 | 0.05405 | 107 | 84 | 17 | 6 |
1737 | We promoted you to Night manager, Harold--not Knight manager. Now go change out of that before someone thinks they can take your promotion by killing you in a duel. | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
1738 | I could really use another flagon of mead before I have to joust with the I.T. guy. | 1.2710 | 0.05566 | 107 | 85 | 15 | 7 |
1739 | Can you write these memos in Middle English? | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
1740 | I heard chivalry was dead | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
1741 | I thought you were on the night shift. | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
1742 | You try working in H.R. | 1.2708 | 0.06012 | 96 | 77 | 12 | 7 |
1743 | I think you are taking this night shift thing a little too far. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
1744 | Yea, you’re probably right. I overdid the COVID-protective thing! | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
1745 | I’m gonna get medieval on your ass. | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
1746 | Well yes now that it’s written I can see there’s no K in night shift | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
1747 | Truthfully, I prefer working the night shift. | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
1748 | George, the masking mandate has ended. You can take off your helmet | 1.2706 | 0.05128 | 85 | 63 | 21 | 1 |
1749 | As CEO and Chairman, I warned you I’d be taking on a duel role here. | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
1750 | Actually my friends call me Steely Dan! Not Sir! | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
1751 | At first, because the N95 gave me a rash. Now, it's just a habit. | 1.2706 | 0.06348 | 85 | 68 | 11 | 6 |
1752 | I see the paper's hired a knight editor. | 1.2703 | 0.06747 | 74 | 59 | 10 | 5 |
1753 | I'm sorry, Repunzel. It's the hair. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
1754 | How you dress is up to you, but HR ruled you have to leave your lances at home. | 1.2703 | 0.06747 | 74 | 59 | 10 | 5 |
1755 | So find a place that does give a straw! | 1.2703 | 0.07016 | 74 | 60 | 8 | 6 |
1756 | Here is your polishing cloth bill for the month, sir. | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
1757 | Boss, I see you’re ready for this sixth Omicron variant! | 1.2703 | 0.05867 | 74 | 56 | 16 | 2 |
1758 | Surfing for serfs again lance | 1.2703 | 0.06747 | 74 | 59 | 10 | 5 |
1759 | Great resume, I'd love to hire you; can you work knight shift? | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
1760 | Not another law suit. | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1761 | I lost my mask. | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1762 | Sir, you mistook the memo, Medieval Friday was only a jest! | 1.2698 | 0.07575 | 63 | 51 | 7 | 5 |
1763 | Show the damsel in | 1.2697 | 0.04993 | 89 | 66 | 22 | 1 |
1764 | They hired me to bring back a touch of the Old School qualities. | 1.2697 | 0.05929 | 89 | 70 | 14 | 5 |
1765 | You really should dress for the job you want. | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
1766 | Enough about me. How was your weekend? | 1.2697 | 0.06345 | 89 | 72 | 10 | 7 |
1767 | Well since you got across the moat ... Then you're the kind of shark this firms been looking for! | 1.2697 | 0.05243 | 89 | 67 | 20 | 2 |
1768 | Just a reminder from HR. Basically it suggests not to assume you can wear the same attire here, as you may have become used to, while working from home. | 1.2697 | 0.05929 | 89 | 70 | 14 | 5 |
1769 | Find everything I need to know about the Bubonic variant of concern! | 1.2697 | 0.06140 | 89 | 71 | 12 | 6 |
1770 | Echo? What echo? | 1.2697 | 0.05929 | 89 | 70 | 14 | 5 |
1771 | They didn’t approve my transfer. Says I’m not properly suited for the job. | 1.2697 | 0.05243 | 89 | 67 | 20 | 2 |
1772 | If I have to return to the office. | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
1773 | The dress code is pretty loose. I use a lot of oil. | 1.2697 | 0.06140 | 89 | 71 | 12 | 6 |
1774 | The CDC says you don't need that anymore. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
1775 | I’ll need a horse, a lance, and a damn good business plan. | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
1776 | No, Will Smith is not in the building. | 1.2692 | 0.05834 | 104 | 84 | 12 | 8 |
1777 | I’m beginning to sense a combative tone in your voice, Ms. Wilkins! | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
1778 | Shall I hold your mail? | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
1779 | You're scaring the clients. | 1.2692 | 0.06496 | 78 | 62 | 11 | 5 |
1780 | Please bring me the Camelot file | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
1781 | When we asked if you could work nights, this isn't what we meant. | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1782 | I'm sorry, sir, they're out of round tables. | 1.2692 | 0.04779 | 104 | 78 | 24 | 2 |
1783 | What exactly is the nature of your distress? | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
1784 | Stacey, I think that our case is ironclad. | 1.2692 | 0.04970 | 104 | 79 | 22 | 3 |
1785 | Judith, this contract is iron clad | 1.2692 | 0.05505 | 104 | 82 | 16 | 6 |
1786 | I think we can both agree that chivalry is not dead. | 1.2692 | 0.04339 | 130 | 98 | 29 | 3 |
1787 | New Mask? | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
1788 | I'm still not comfortable unmasking. | 1.2688 | 0.05949 | 93 | 74 | 13 | 6 |
1789 | Shall I interpret this as welcome chivalry or backward thinking prejudice? | 1.2688 | 0.05949 | 93 | 74 | 13 | 6 |
1790 | They can boot me out and down the stairs, but I won't go quietly. | 1.2688 | 0.06330 | 93 | 76 | 9 | 8 |
1791 | I just felt safer working from home. | 1.2688 | 0.05103 | 93 | 70 | 21 | 2 |
1792 | Ask Personnel to hire me a squire, asap. | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
1793 | I see you're taking COVID precautions to a whole new level... | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
1794 | This is the hardest part of my job Tina. | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
1795 | There's a dragon at reception who says he has an appointment with you? | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
1796 | Ah, gotcha. You said you’d be working knights. I thought you meant that you’d be working nights. | 1.2685 | 0.04853 | 108 | 84 | 20 | 4 |
1797 | Yes, I’m working the knight shift. | 1.2685 | 0.05825 | 108 | 88 | 11 | 9 |
1798 | They told me that you'd be hard to approach, Smedley... | 1.2685 | 0.04853 | 108 | 82 | 23 | 3 |
1799 | You don’t understand. The suit is my healthcare plan. | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
1800 | The tax collector wants to know if you’re ready to joust. | 1.2685 | 0.04853 | 108 | 84 | 20 | 4 |
1801 | I had to get a second job because my wife wants to remodel the castle. | 1.2685 | 0.05520 | 108 | 86 | 15 | 7 |
1802 | Low and behold, the pen was mightier than the sword. | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
1803 | Yeah, I have lost weight. Thanks for noticing. | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
1804 | Please have maintenance send someone to meet me in the men's room--with a can opener. | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
1805 | Yes, this is the mail room. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
1806 | You’re a jester jouster Chester and you still need a mask. | 1.2680 | 0.06133 | 97 | 79 | 10 | 8 |
1807 | Effective leadership, Sir, starts with a round table. | 1.2679 | 0.05379 | 112 | 89 | 16 | 7 |
1808 | NOW who has thin skin, Janet? | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
1809 | Joust in time. | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
1810 | I'll say it again, we cannot land this account by laying siege to their office park. | 1.2674 | 0.06282 | 86 | 69 | 11 | 6 |
1811 | K.H.R. The "K" is silent. | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
1812 | It's just easier than explaining why I'm still wearing a mask | 1.2674 | 0.06282 | 86 | 69 | 11 | 6 |
1813 | Didn’t you get the memo about Medieval Mondays? | 1.2674 | 0.06496 | 86 | 70 | 9 | 7 |
1814 | Yes, it's the new N-1066AD mask, and matching attire. | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
1815 | I can't do paperless until they implement the helmet mode face ID. | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
1816 | I expected your desk to be round. | 1.2673 | 0.05052 | 101 | 77 | 21 | 3 |
1817 | Sir, Is that Really YOU? | 1.2673 | 0.05783 | 101 | 81 | 13 | 7 |
1818 | No one shines armor in this county. | 1.2673 | 0.05430 | 101 | 79 | 17 | 5 |
1819 | Someone will be right out to help you suit up | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
1820 | For the last time Sir Lancelot, m'lady is not an HR-approved pronoun. | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
1821 | Any metalwork or welding experience? | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 75 | 60 | 10 | 5 |
1822 | Maybe we could learn to juggle bowling balls, too? | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
1823 | I remember the days when wearing a condom was enough protection. | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
1824 | I'm pretty handy with the Three-In-One Oil. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
1825 | Your two o'clock joust with Marketing has been pushed back to three. | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 75 | 60 | 10 | 5 |
1826 | Do Androids dream of Covid-19? You bet! | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
1827 | I started in the mail room. | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
1828 | I don’t care what shape the table is Chuck, just make sure there are no comically large drumsticks at the meeting this week. Donuts will do. | 1.2667 | 0.04336 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
1829 | I'm not seeing any broadaxe experience in your resume. | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 75 | 60 | 10 | 5 |
1830 | I'll give you my comments on the report, but first let's agree that nobody needs to get defensive here. | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 75 | 60 | 10 | 5 |
1831 | My mail! My mail! Why do you keep bringing me these letters?" | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
1832 | Nice mask. First day back in the office? | 1.2667 | 0.05193 | 90 | 68 | 20 | 2 |
1833 | Yes it's true. I was de-moated. | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
1834 | The women of the office have elected me to tell you we are not doing Medieval Mondays. | 1.2667 | 0.06079 | 90 | 72 | 12 | 6 |
1835 | Your resume is quite impressive; unfortunately, I’m looking for a damsel in distress. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
1836 | This damsel is here to relieve you from your knight shift." " | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
1837 | This states you have a backbone of steel. Can you elaborate? | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
1838 | This isn't really what I meant when I said I was waiting for my knight in shining armour | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
1839 | Looks iron clad to me. | 1.2660 | 0.05892 | 94 | 75 | 13 | 6 |
1840 | I told you I'm not doing dragon stuff anymore! I'm an accountant now! | 1.2660 | 0.05892 | 94 | 75 | 13 | 6 |
1841 | Chivalry: New company policy. | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
1842 | You wanted to see me, Sir? | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
1843 | No, you can't have a moat around your desk. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
1844 | I see you're on the knight shift this week | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
1845 | Haven't you heard of COVID? | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
1846 | Sorry,your résumé’s rusty for a job in the mailroom | 1.2658 | 0.06670 | 79 | 64 | 9 | 6 |
1847 | You'll like working here. We've eliminated all sexual harassment. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
1848 | I asked you to bring me a pardoner, not paper. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
1849 | Can you at least ride a horse? | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
1850 | Oh, you're working knight shift now? | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
1851 | Did this come with the mail? | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
1852 | No, no. It's night shift. | 1.2655 | 0.05482 | 113 | 91 | 14 | 8 |
1853 | Chivalry isn't dead ... but it is on deadline. | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
1854 | Please tell us why you'd be a good fit at Round Table. | 1.2653 | 0.06077 | 98 | 80 | 10 | 8 |
1855 | Did you get your Covid booster shot ? | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1856 | These need to be sent anonymously. | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
1857 | How’s the boiling oil contract coming along? | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
1858 | Hard no from Materials Management for a round table. | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
1859 | Would you like the good news or the bad news? | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
1860 | I'd like to be reassigned to the day shift. | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
1861 | Reading this memo is pure torture. | 1.2647 | 0.05009 | 102 | 82 | 15 | 5 |
1862 | You cannot disemploy me, I abdicate! | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
1863 | There's a new variant. | 1.2647 | 0.05561 | 102 | 81 | 15 | 6 |
1864 | According to HR you don't have to call me Sir | 1.2647 | 0.05009 | 102 | 78 | 21 | 3 |
1865 | Pulling an all-nighter? | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
1866 | Last week it was just a tin hat. | 1.2647 | 0.05009 | 102 | 78 | 21 | 3 |
1867 | If Arthur calls, tell him I'm not around. | 1.2645 | 0.04660 | 121 | 96 | 20 | 5 |
1868 | Mr. Rock should I send Mr. Smith in now? | 1.2644 | 0.06217 | 87 | 70 | 11 | 6 |
1869 | Perhaps a mask would suffice. | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
1870 | Medieval font is preferred. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
1871 | What makes you think that my feedback will be negative? | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
1872 | Oh, no, I always dress this way. I don't want anyone to know that I'm wearing a mask for COVID underneath. I'd be embarrassed. | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
1873 | I’m ready to see the auditor. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
1874 | We "need you on the board" means something different than you think. | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
1875 | What do you mean you are sick of me getting oiled at work? | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
1876 | Well, if you had just sucked it up and gotten vaccinated, we wouldn't have made you do this. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
1877 | I got demoted from the round table to the rectangular tables with the rest of you. | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
1878 | So, you need a hero. | 1.2642 | 0.05412 | 106 | 84 | 16 | 6 |
1879 | I told you I needed a round table." | 1.2642 | 0.05412 | 106 | 84 | 16 | 6 |
1880 | You seem a wee bit defensive… | 1.2642 | 0.04889 | 106 | 81 | 22 | 3 |
1881 | Grace, didn't you see this memo about wearing PPE in my office? | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
1882 | The client is absolutely medieval. | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
1883 | you know very well that, that is not the kind of suit HR told you to wear | 1.2639 | 0.06558 | 72 | 57 | 11 | 4 |
1884 | The arms race has taken a new turn | 1.2639 | 0.06558 | 72 | 57 | 11 | 4 |
1885 | Yes Ser, I know, winter is coming. | 1.2639 | 0.06558 | 72 | 57 | 11 | 4 |
1886 | So your the new IRS auditor. | 1.2639 | 0.06850 | 72 | 58 | 9 | 5 |
1887 | I thought you were going to "night" school. | 1.2637 | 0.05813 | 91 | 72 | 14 | 5 |
1888 | Not sure you understand how our firewall works. | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
1889 | Excuse me, Mr. Wells but you are wanted in the R&D department. Something about a time machine. | 1.2637 | 0.06019 | 91 | 73 | 12 | 6 |
1890 | are you available for the night shift ? | 1.2637 | 0.06218 | 91 | 74 | 10 | 7 |
1891 | Wondering if you can give me an example of how you've used valor or gallantry or dragons in the workplace before? | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
1892 | You misspelled quixotic. | 1.2637 | 0.06019 | 91 | 73 | 12 | 6 |
1893 | It’s a war out there. You need to be dressed for the job. | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
1894 | In my defense, some of our clients do look a bit like dragons. | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
1895 | Welcome to HR | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
1896 | Fired? Well, screw you and the horse you rode in on | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
1897 | What?! They cancelled the hostile takeover? | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
1898 | Are you able to work knights? | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
1899 | You're right. In this case I think 'gasknighted' is appropriate. | 1.2632 | 0.05641 | 95 | 75 | 15 | 5 |
1900 | Okay. Bring in the first performance review. | 1.2632 | 0.06588 | 76 | 61 | 10 | 5 |
1901 | So the rumors are true, you are a hardnose | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
1902 | Welcome back from working at home. We did some reorganization and you will be working the Knight shift! | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
1903 | I'm meeting with shareholders | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
1904 | Your corporate raiding experience would translate well to a career in sacking and pillaging! | 1.2632 | 0.06849 | 76 | 62 | 8 | 6 |
1905 | My therapist told me I need to work on my confidence. | 1.2626 | 0.05847 | 99 | 80 | 12 | 7 |
1906 | Regarding your ‘edict’-these medieval policies don’t resonate with today’s enlightened work force. | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
1907 | The window washer doesn't care whether you have thick skin. | 1.2626 | 0.06021 | 99 | 81 | 10 | 8 |
1908 | How was the knight shift? | 1.2626 | 0.05668 | 99 | 79 | 14 | 6 |
1909 | Are you amenable to working knights? | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
1910 | Well, this damsel in distress needs transparent pay scales. | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
1911 | Unfortunately, the knight shift has been taken. | 1.2626 | 0.04887 | 99 | 75 | 22 | 2 |
1912 | I was told that masks are optional. | 1.2625 | 0.05260 | 80 | 60 | 19 | 1 |
1913 | We have a quixotic dress code here. | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
1914 | I forgot my mask | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
1915 | We ran out of PPE. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
1916 | This is how we did it in the old days | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
1917 | What do you mean “not eligible under ADA”? | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
1918 | Please tell Mr. Smith that the Academy has,in fact,decided to rescind his Oscar. | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
1919 | Have the staff meet me at the Round Table in half an hour. | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
1920 | Can you run out and pick up some WD40? I can’t get up out of my chair. | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
1921 | what can you do? | 1.2619 | 0.06364 | 84 | 68 | 10 | 6 |
1922 | Seems like a feudal effort | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
1923 | I can't read. | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
1924 | What I really need is a knight in a corporate meeting with a good explanation for why we can't stay within our budget. | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
1925 | It's nice to have the flexibility to still work from the castle. | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
1926 | Mhmhmff Fhmmfh Hmphmfh. | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
1927 | Don’t judge me by my looks. | 1.2619 | 0.06364 | 84 | 68 | 10 | 6 |
1928 | I may not have a round table... but I will face the Devil himself in this audit." | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
1929 | I'd like to send some chain mail. | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
1930 | This was my safe career. | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
1931 | Procurement says rectangular desks are all they have. | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
1932 | The Mask Mandate is over! | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
1933 | Send in Will Smith. | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
1934 | So, Ms. Fletcher, you don't actually have any experience making arrows? | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
1935 | That does not make you my knight in shining armor | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
1936 | I guess you already heard about the new variant. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1937 | From the Round Table, to a cubicle. How the mighty have fallen. | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
1938 | Nice to meet another Rutgers grad! | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1939 | l hereby anoint you me administrative squire. | 1.2614 | 0.05236 | 88 | 67 | 19 | 2 |
1940 | One great thing about working here is that sexual harassment is never an issue! | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1941 | There's been a complaint you have a waste-paper trebuchet hidden under your desk. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1942 | This was the only suit that still fits | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
1943 | I'll be taking the Subway to the clients office Ms. Wiggins. | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1944 | My contract is ironclad. You cannot fire me! | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
1945 | Don't you think you are taking the pandemic cautions too far. | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
1946 | In that outfit it will be easier to bounce ideas off you. | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
1947 | OK, I'm ready. Send in Mrs. Haggleton and her insufferable son. | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 75 | 11 | 6 |
1948 | I thought they wanted me for the night shift. | 1.2609 | 0.04954 | 115 | 90 | 20 | 5 |
1949 | Good night | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
1950 | I could slay a dragon for you, but I can't help with grammar. | 1.2609 | 0.05960 | 92 | 74 | 12 | 6 |
1951 | Turns out they said night at the interview, I heard knight. | 1.2609 | 0.05960 | 92 | 74 | 12 | 6 |
1952 | Oh,I think you misunderstood when we said we needed you on the night shift | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
1953 | Well they did ask me to do knight duty." | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
1954 | This working knights is killing me. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1955 | I'm presenting at the Oscars tonight. | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1956 | I dislike coming to the office, but my castle doesn't have Wi-Fi. | 1.2604 | 0.05782 | 96 | 77 | 13 | 6 |
1957 | Your performance appraisal's today? Surely you joust. | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
1958 | I you can get this off me, you're hired. | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
1959 | Sticks and stones can't break my bones, but word processing does hurt me. | 1.2603 | 0.06765 | 73 | 59 | 9 | 5 |
1960 | HR needs you to stop sweeping female coworkers off their feet. | 1.2603 | 0.05861 | 73 | 56 | 15 | 2 |
1961 | Your work isn’t cutting it, Mrs. Williams. Enough verbal jousting! | 1.2600 | 0.04632 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
1962 | Apparently Google self-corrected from nightly in the boss's memo. | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
1963 | I think this would be perfect for our roundtable next week. | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
1964 | I'm ready for my afternoon joust. Did you make arrangements for a horse? | 1.2600 | 0.04632 | 100 | 75 | 24 | 1 |
1965 | I see they have you working the knight shift again | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
1966 | Patricia, can you check to see if my lance has been straightened and my steed re-shod? | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
1967 | I didn't get your email. Again, it's Melanie, not m'lady. | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
1968 | Not in? Surely you jest.. | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
1969 | When I told you that you would be working the night shift I didn't think you would take it so seriously. | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
1970 | Nadn burwahda adda, Mff bwuhkz. | 1.2597 | 0.06511 | 77 | 62 | 10 | 5 |
1971 | Are you available knights and weekends? | 1.2597 | 0.05359 | 77 | 58 | 18 | 1 |
1972 | The pay scale for windmill tilting was simply too low. | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
1973 | What are you thoughts on Succession? | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
1974 | I dress for the job I want, not the job I have. | 1.2593 | 0.05205 | 81 | 61 | 19 | 1 |
1975 | I assume this means we're sticking with masks | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
1976 | Let's get this straight, I'm your administrative assistant, not your damned squire! | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
1977 | Purchasing says you are responsible for your own WD-40. | 1.2593 | 0.05483 | 108 | 87 | 14 | 7 |
1978 | Why the long face today? | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
1979 | How would you like naming our son Lance? | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
1980 | No,I hired you for the night shift | 1.2593 | 0.06280 | 81 | 65 | 11 | 5 |
1981 | So we're looking at a 15% housing price increase next year, along with an invasion of pillaging hordes. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
1982 | Couldn't your demand for a duel have been an email? | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
1983 | No, I think that is you that should stop being so defensive. | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
1984 | Don't follow my instructions mechanically... never forget you are human. | 1.2593 | 0.05158 | 108 | 85 | 18 | 5 |
1985 | I'd like to help, ma'am, but if corporate says this damsel isn't strictly in 'distress,' then my hands are tied. | 1.2593 | 0.06280 | 81 | 65 | 11 | 5 |
1986 | I'm hosting the Oscars tonight. | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
1987 | I'm really tired of working nights. | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
1988 | I shall deliver this at once to Sir Cularfile. | 1.2593 | 0.06280 | 81 | 65 | 11 | 5 |
1989 | It’s perhaps no secret that my editing skills are a bit rusty. | 1.2589 | 0.05190 | 112 | 89 | 17 | 6 |
1990 | Guess I misunderstood what you meant by the night shift. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
1991 | Sir, don’t you think you’re taking this cyberattack a little too seriously? | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
1992 | Clarence, maybe we should talk about our policy of openness and transparency. | 1.2588 | 0.06296 | 85 | 69 | 10 | 6 |
1993 | Perhaps something a little less up to date. | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
1994 | Oh, suddenly 'No loud attire' just means whatever Janice wants? | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
1995 | No Steve, I asked you to work nights. | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
1996 | Lower the drawbridge. | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
1997 | I'm ready to give you your review now. | 1.2584 | 0.06091 | 89 | 72 | 11 | 6 |
1998 | Don't forget that rust never sleeps | 1.2584 | 0.05185 | 89 | 68 | 19 | 2 |
1999 | Lower the face plate a little, and I'll pour in the coffee. | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
2000 | Miss Jones, I got here by going to knight school. | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
2001 | I’m sorry to see you leave. Uh, what do you mean by “irreconcilable cultural differences”? | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
2002 | Good knight,sir knight. | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2003 | We have a very open atmosphere except for lèse-majesté around the water cooler. | 1.2584 | 0.05185 | 89 | 68 | 19 | 2 |
2004 | Sir, I don't believe social joustice is a thing. | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
2005 | Do you think this will protect me from getting laid off? | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
2006 | Nice try with the moat and riddles three. You've been served. | 1.2584 | 0.06091 | 89 | 72 | 11 | 6 |
2007 | We thought you were going to work remoatly today. | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
2008 | So, what pronoun should we call you? | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
2009 | Hey Bill, You're serious about your malware protection aren't you? | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
2010 | We think you’ll be happier on knight shift. | 1.2581 | 0.04811 | 93 | 70 | 22 | 1 |
2011 | I just feel safer wearing a mask. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2012 | I see you're prepared for our round-table discussion today." | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2013 | To find the Grail, you must first produce the inventory report." | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2014 | Not "letter opener." I said "mail opener!" | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2015 | Good news! Accounting said armor is a reimbursable expense | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2016 | This is my formal fortknight notice | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2017 | When you work in H.R. you need the extra protection. | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2018 | recycled soup cans? | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2019 | You’re perfect for the position, Miss Wench. | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
2020 | Should I prepare the Round Table for lunch sir? | 1.2574 | 0.05387 | 101 | 80 | 16 | 5 |
2021 | They say you’re a hard ass, but I didn’t realize…. | 1.2571 | 0.05246 | 105 | 83 | 17 | 5 |
2022 | Excuse me Sir, but your horse just pooped in my parking spot. | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
2023 | You joust! | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
2024 | If I get one more piece of chain mail in my inbox, Linda... | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
2025 | So that’s what the “K” in KN95 stands for. | 1.2571 | 0.05418 | 105 | 84 | 15 | 6 |
2026 | Nice resume but can you joust? | 1.2571 | 0.05246 | 105 | 83 | 17 | 5 |
2027 | The job requires working knights. | 1.2569 | 0.05438 | 109 | 88 | 14 | 7 |
2028 | As you can see, I am suitably impressed by your CV. | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
2029 | I think it's been escalated, Sir Willam. | 1.2569 | 0.05279 | 109 | 87 | 16 | 6 |
2030 | Any chance we could get an Ottoman in here? | 1.2568 | 0.06682 | 74 | 60 | 9 | 5 |
2031 | I'm the Knight Clerk but you can just call me 'Sir'. How may I help you? | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2032 | Imma go Medieval on these progress reports. | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2033 | You rang, my liege? | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2034 | I never got a heart, but I am on my way to getting a pension. | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2035 | The exit interviewees all showed up | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2036 | No, I don't feel I'm being 'overly defensive.' | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2037 | Well, this is casual to ME! | 1.2564 | 0.05300 | 78 | 59 | 18 | 1 |
2038 | They’re reminding us to charge to accounting, not at accounting. | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
2039 | This isn't what I meant by dress for the job you want, Derrick. | 1.2564 | 0.06435 | 78 | 63 | 10 | 5 |
2040 | I'd prefer not to talk about it. | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
2041 | I cannot fathom why the report would have so many typos. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2042 | Prithee, fair maiden, canst thou explain thy meaning: hostile work environment? | 1.2564 | 0.06435 | 78 | 63 | 10 | 5 |
2043 | No point in asking how the shareholders meeting went. | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
2044 | My eyes are up here Ms. Edwards. | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2045 | I thought you said could I work nights. | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
2046 | I'm sorry to report that someone took your lubricating oil from the break room. | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2047 | I'm just a Templar | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
2048 | Where I come from, masks are the bare minimum. | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
2049 | You're right. We have to steel ourselves for this crisis. | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2050 | yes, but can you stave off attacks with a sword? | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
2051 | But Sir,I heard Covid was over. | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2052 | You're violating our company dress code. You're not wearing a tie. | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2053 | It deflects microagressions. | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
2054 | The boardroom table arrived. The designer decided hexagon is nicer than round. | 1.2561 | 0.05151 | 82 | 62 | 19 | 1 |
2055 | But you said you wanted to work old school. | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
2056 | It’s optional. | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2057 | Just call me Dame Judi. | 1.2558 | 0.06230 | 86 | 70 | 10 | 6 |
2058 | Chivalry demands my attorney review these before I sign. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2059 | This is PPE for the "Dragon" variant | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
2060 | Not so, I am totally open to criticism | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2061 | I’m ready. Bring in the auditors | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2062 | They’re letting me go due to a lack of vision. | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
2063 | Is this your way of hiding from the Me-Too People? | 1.2558 | 0.05013 | 86 | 65 | 20 | 1 |
2064 | I just assumed you'd be working the knight shift | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
2065 | I am prepared to defend this budget. | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
2066 | When chivalry went out of style, I decided to go into accounting. | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
2067 | The day shift is for closers. | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
2068 | I'm trying to protect myself from the blue light. | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
2069 | “Still trying to figure out what the ‘new normal’ is.” | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2070 | I decided to mask against macro-organisms as well. | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
2071 | The armor mandate has actually been lifted, sir. | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2072 | You know what they say. Dress for the job you want. | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
2073 | I take chain mail very seriously. | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
2074 | But this is a suit... | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
2075 | Do you have a quest for me?” | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
2076 | Complaints have recently taken a nasty turn. | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
2077 | With regard to the pen’s might. I’ll need a rewrite there. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2078 | So what if I was out with some friends last night and didn't quite make it home in time to dress for the office | 1.2553 | 0.04768 | 94 | 71 | 22 | 1 |
2079 | Shall I bring you your mail? | 1.2553 | 0.05846 | 94 | 76 | 12 | 6 |
2080 | I'll admit, this is one way to prevent sexual harassment. | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2081 | Can't meet this afternoon. I have a joust. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2082 | Relax! It's more comfortable than it looks! | 1.2553 | 0.05846 | 94 | 76 | 12 | 6 |
2083 | Thanks Phyllis. Yep, I think I’m all set for the in-person staff meeting. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2084 | You think you can't rise above the glass ceiling? How do you think I feel stuck in this shining armor? | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2085 | Long day's journey into knight? | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
2086 | And you have experience with catapults? | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
2087 | -... and then she left without even saying good knight. | 1.2551 | 0.05676 | 98 | 79 | 13 | 6 |
2088 | Sir, Your a day early... This is Formal Wednesday... | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 81 | 11 | 6 |
2089 | I know knight’s armor doesn’t stop Covid. I’m not an idiot. | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
2090 | This is not exactly what we meant by night work. | 1.2549 | 0.05692 | 102 | 83 | 12 | 7 |
2091 | A ‘one knight’ stand. | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
2092 | What exactly is Mr Post doing on the ledge outside your window? | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
2093 | So you're interviewing for the knight shift? | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
2094 | My side hustle is at Medieval Times | 1.2544 | 0.05109 | 114 | 91 | 17 | 6 |
2095 | Sixty words per minute is the coin of the realm | 1.2537 | 0.07163 | 67 | 55 | 7 | 5 |
2096 | The staff thinks that they can't get "face time" with you. | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
2097 | What do you mean that it makes others feel uncomfortable when I'm around them ? | 1.2535 | 0.06567 | 71 | 57 | 10 | 4 |
2098 | You may think it’s cool sir but it really isn’t your strong suit… | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2099 | Mr. Rock, Will Smith is in the lobby. He says you're expecting him? | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
2100 | It’ s French for love | 1.2535 | 0.06867 | 71 | 58 | 8 | 5 |
2101 | Why must everybody challenge me? | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2102 | He wants to joust you for your chair. What should I tell him? | 1.2533 | 0.05400 | 75 | 57 | 17 | 1 |
2103 | Oval schmoval, Candace, order me a round table! | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2104 | It's time to meet with the shareholders. I see you're prepared. | 1.2533 | 0.06869 | 75 | 62 | 7 | 6 |
2105 | I'm told you're the person to speak to about the new dress code. | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2106 | Signing up for negotiations, are we? | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2107 | Good Knight Mr S.mith | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2108 | It's a great Covid defense but I can't hear very well | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
2109 | Let's not bring Bill Gates into this. | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
2110 | Are you goin' commando underneath that? | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2111 | I hope you didnt have plans tonight Lancelot, we're going to need you to work late | 1.2532 | 0.06361 | 79 | 64 | 10 | 5 |
2112 | Just in case, performing in front of Wil Smith tonight. | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
2113 | Is that your flagon of mead in the break room? | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
2114 | The good news is that they now make office armor that accommodates sitting. -Jessica E. Meth, Larchmont NY | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
2115 | We're Will Smith's agency, and he's coming over today for a meeting. | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
2116 | It’s official– I’m now in charge of enforcing the company’s booster mandate. | 1.2532 | 0.06612 | 79 | 65 | 8 | 6 |
2117 | Big meeting today? | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
2118 | Another day at the Knight Desk | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
2119 | Frankly, Miss Sims, I'm sick and tired of people asking me which Heavy Metal band I was in. | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
2120 | They told me I should get ready for night work. | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
2121 | I am happy that you are a Knight of Columbus and not one of those weird knights! | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
2122 | Is the round table for the board room still on backorder? | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
2123 | Terrific third quarter, m' lady! | 1.2530 | 0.05098 | 83 | 63 | 19 | 1 |
2124 | Not what I meant when I told him have a good night | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2125 | In this job I've learned when to pick my battles. | 1.2530 | 0.06378 | 83 | 68 | 9 | 6 |
2126 | I only see you as a heat register... | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2127 | One days like this it feels like the sword is mightier. | 1.2530 | 0.04801 | 83 | 62 | 21 | 0 |
2128 | This firm's guaranty is iron clad. | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
2129 | If you don't like my outfit, cancel casual Friday, Linda" | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
2130 | This job is not for the thin skinned. | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
2131 | Counselor, this has to ironclad. | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2132 | Too many slings and arrows? | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2133 | I don’t do email—I do chain mail. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2134 | Trial by combat for the corner cubicle has been denied. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2135 | New covid protocol, yours is at your desk. | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2136 | I'd rather work at a round table. | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2137 | Forget the unicorns, it's dragon time. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2138 | No, I'm not jesting about jousting, Ms. Knight. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2139 | It's k 95 armor. Now bring in the next supplicant. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2140 | It happens to some men when they reach middle age. | 1.2529 | 0.05944 | 87 | 70 | 12 | 5 |
2141 | You really think this is the way to Protect yourself from COVID? | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2142 | That's not what they meant when they switched you to the night shift. Now can I have my desk back? | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2143 | What do you mean that you're not interested in middle aged guys? | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2144 | Simply mentally preparing myself for the weekly budget meeting, no longer seems sufficient. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2145 | This is what happens when you choose every battle. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2146 | I hate to offend ye, Mr. Arthur, but that was definitely a Round Table meeting that could have been an email. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2147 | Don't you think just wearing a mask would be enough protection from the virus? | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2148 | Well, as they say, prevention is better than cure. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2149 | Your mutton is stinking up the break room fridge. | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2150 | Okay, okay...maybe I am being a little defensive. | 1.2529 | 0.04964 | 87 | 66 | 20 | 1 |
2151 | What made you interested in the knight shift? | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2152 | I couldn't find my mask | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2153 | Ready to defend your budget proposal? | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2154 | This is the new Mask Policy! | 1.2527 | 0.06171 | 91 | 75 | 9 | 7 |
2155 | I am now ready for the tax auditors | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
2156 | So, Do I still have to rear the damn mask? | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
2157 | Your cleaners called…you picked up the wrong suit. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2158 | My other suit is being shined. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2159 | it's a young company, you're the only one who's Middle-Aged | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
2160 | What are you staring at? | 1.2526 | 0.05980 | 95 | 78 | 10 | 7 |
2161 | Miss Willams, please cancel my two-o'clock. I have a joust in Jersey and won't be back in time. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
2162 | The mailroom is down the hall | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
2163 | Well, you don't have to be so defensive! | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
2164 | I told him I was going to get medieval on his...never mind. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
2165 | Yes I make the decisions, and stop calling me the tin man! | 1.2525 | 0.05624 | 99 | 80 | 13 | 6 |
2166 | Seriously, Wanda, do you really believe “A man’s home is his castle” is a debunked conspiracy theory? | 1.2524 | 0.04921 | 103 | 80 | 20 | 3 |
2167 | I'm protecting myself in case Will Smith comes after me. | 1.2524 | 0.06127 | 103 | 87 | 6 | 10 |
2168 | Yeah, I'm on knight shift all week. | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
2169 | No, I'm Percival, but we get that a lot. | 1.2524 | 0.05641 | 103 | 84 | 12 | 7 |
2170 | Sir, it's time to put the pedal to the metal. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2171 | Lunch sounds great. How about White Castle? | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2172 | My 500th High School reunion is coming up and I wanted to make sure I could wear my old cheerleading uniform all day. | 1.2500 | 0.05911 | 92 | 75 | 11 | 6 |
2173 | Young reviewing your employment history, there seems to be a gap during the crusades period..... | 1.2500 | 0.06312 | 88 | 73 | 8 | 7 |
2174 | I’m on the knight shift | 1.2500 | 0.06309 | 84 | 69 | 9 | 6 |
2175 | I don't care how much you love it, you're not wearing your knight suit to lunch with a client. | 1.2500 | 0.05735 | 96 | 78 | 12 | 6 |
2176 | It seems I misunderstood the night-shift part. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
2177 | There's been an attack. Who are the Cybers? | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2178 | All my other suits were at the dry cleaners. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2179 | You've been forwarding a little too much chain mail lately. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2180 | 'I was unable to get Kevlar." | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2181 | This should give you some indication how extreme the office politics are here. | 1.2500 | 0.05046 | 84 | 64 | 19 | 1 |
2182 | Sometimes I leave for the coliseum straight from work. | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 53 | 13 | 2 |
2183 | I distinctly ordered a round table. | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
2184 | Your armor is not shining. | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
2185 | I take it you've never been to knight school. | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
2186 | I see you prefer traditional personal protective equipment. | 1.2500 | 0.06415 | 68 | 54 | 11 | 3 |
2187 | You realize their words can still hurt you, right? | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2188 | Looks to me like you wish to be rescued from your current job. | 1.2500 | 0.04911 | 96 | 74 | 20 | 2 |
2189 | I was told to brace for a cyber attack. | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2190 | Sir, I just don’t think it’s a good look when your the head of HR. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2191 | In addition, I'm very good at handling mail | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2192 | You're the new knight shift applicant? | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
2193 | I can’t help it, you know, it’s my ancestors DNA | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2194 | I prefer the night shift. | 1.2500 | 0.06289 | 80 | 65 | 10 | 5 |
2195 | Your request for a round desk was denied. | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
2196 | It's the only suit I own. | 1.2500 | 0.06077 | 84 | 68 | 11 | 5 |
2197 | I'm flattered, Wendy, but my last office romance ended badly. | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2198 | Sorry, Clyde, but the Dark Knight wears a Batman costume | 1.2500 | 0.06309 | 84 | 69 | 9 | 6 |
2199 | Was this a roundtable decision? | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2200 | Took my lunch break at the Renaissance Faire" | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
2201 | No, I said chain e-mail. | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2202 | Who's your tailor? | 1.2500 | 0.06749 | 68 | 55 | 9 | 4 |
2203 | I just don’t “do” white satin. | 1.2500 | 0.06523 | 76 | 62 | 9 | 5 |
2204 | The mayor lifted the mask mandate, sir. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
2205 | Where is your appropriate work PPE Janice? | 1.2500 | 0.05911 | 92 | 75 | 11 | 6 |
2206 | Personnel stressed I'd need to be prepared working nights. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
2207 | There’s a horse in your parking spot ! | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
2208 | I'm sorry, Gwendolyn, I couldn't understand your report on the Crusades because it's written in modern English. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2209 | I won't be here tomorrow morning; I work the Knight shift. | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2210 | never goes out of style | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2211 | I haven't given casual Friday much thought yet. | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2212 | And please add a tube of armor shiner to your to do list. | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2213 | Ted, this is not what the company means by 'casual Friday.' | 1.2500 | 0.05506 | 72 | 55 | 16 | 1 |
2214 | When i call you i expect you to charge in ! | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2215 | Sometimes I feel like my Middle Age crisis is not going unnoticed. | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2216 | I can’t believe they demoted me to the rectangular table | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2217 | I'm an old soul where suits are concerned. | 1.2500 | 0.06515 | 88 | 74 | 6 | 8 |
2218 | What time is my Duel? | 1.2500 | 0.07374 | 60 | 49 | 7 | 4 |
2219 | My hazmat suit is in the wash. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2220 | You really seem to be taking to the knight shift, Mr. James. | 1.2500 | 0.05175 | 88 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
2221 | I’m steeling myself against bad news! | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
2222 | An N95 mask is all you really neeed. | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2223 | The winner of the joust decides once and for all how many spaces go after a period. | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2224 | Iron, yes, but not Iron Man | 1.2500 | 0.05175 | 88 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
2225 | You’re saying I’m contractually obligated to joust? | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
2226 | I’m still not calling you “Sir”, Derek. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
2227 | I guess you didn't get the memo. The Governor is lifting mask restrictions. | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2228 | None of my other suits fit anymore. | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2229 | It's part of our shift from cutting edge to bleeding edge. | 1.2500 | 0.07066 | 68 | 56 | 7 | 5 |
2230 | Round table? Budget review? Board meeting? Bring it on. | 1.2500 | 0.04684 | 104 | 80 | 22 | 2 |
2231 | We're not going jousting for happy hour, Ted | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2232 | I ran out of regular masks | 1.2500 | 0.04766 | 108 | 84 | 21 | 3 |
2233 | Are you the night duty person? | 1.2500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 81 | 13 | 6 |
2234 | I miss my old round table | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2235 | You can take that off now, the client’s dropped the suit. | 1.2500 | 0.04526 | 124 | 99 | 20 | 5 |
2236 | You look like the animal in last weeks cartoon | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
2237 | Impressive resume,but I'm concerned about the difference in our ages | 1.2500 | 0.06309 | 84 | 69 | 9 | 6 |
2238 | I'm sorry to inform you that our jousting department has been liquidated. | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2239 | The CDC recommends taking additional precautions with this new variant | 1.2500 | 0.05030 | 116 | 93 | 17 | 6 |
2240 | I'm worried your column may come across a little dated. | 1.2500 | 0.05911 | 92 | 75 | 11 | 6 |
2241 | I'm a lawyer | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2242 | Is this the Medieval History Department? | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2243 | Sir, I’ve been elected to let you know there’s something creepy about a boss with a persecution complex | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
2244 | My doctor said I was iron deficient. | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2245 | You're fired,Ms. Nelson. I would rise for emphasis,but I'm barefoot. | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2246 | Sir, is this your first root canal." | 1.2500 | 0.06289 | 80 | 65 | 10 | 5 |
2247 | I work in stocks. That’s why I couldn’t stand up when you came in. | 1.2500 | 0.05423 | 104 | 84 | 14 | 6 |
2248 | Sarah, this is the first I've heard that the annual Office Ren Faire has been canceled, and I am not pleased. | 1.2479 | 0.04361 | 117 | 92 | 22 | 3 |
2249 | I'm doing my best to avoid synthetic fibers. | 1.2478 | 0.05111 | 113 | 91 | 16 | 6 |
2250 | Looks great, let me just trebuchet this over to accounting for final review. | 1.2477 | 0.04728 | 109 | 88 | 17 | 4 |
2251 | Sorry Janie, but the knight shift is already filled up. | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
2252 | It would be easier if you just got vaccinated. | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
2253 | Let’s take five. I need to visit the little knight’s room.” | 1.2475 | 0.05523 | 101 | 82 | 13 | 6 |
2254 | Covid restrictions have been lifted, James | 1.2474 | 0.04867 | 97 | 75 | 20 | 2 |
2255 | We have a business chivalrous dress code | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
2256 | I’m sorry, but for some reason I can’t read a single word. | 1.2474 | 0.05682 | 97 | 79 | 12 | 6 |
2257 | I need you to find a round table for the conference room. | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
2258 | You'll need a thick skin if you want to work here. | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
2259 | Remove the head from the windowsill, get rid of it discreetly, and say nothing to anyone about it." | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
2260 | We've had complaints from staff that you are hard to read. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2261 | People are saying you seem a bit defensive. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
2262 | I prefer you call me ‘sir’ | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
2263 | Your presence is required at a round table discussion. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2264 | Shouldn't you be working in the 'Mail' room? | 1.2472 | 0.06247 | 89 | 74 | 8 | 7 |
2265 | It can’t be that difficult to find an oil can, Ms. Johnson. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2266 | Oh, and put the word out that chain mail is okay again. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2267 | No, you were not assigned to me as punishment. Where did you get such a silly idea? | 1.2472 | 0.06039 | 89 | 73 | 10 | 6 |
2268 | I think I would be more comfortable with the sword actually | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2269 | How did the security awareness training go? | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2270 | It's Marketing's idea. We're trying to compete with a talking gecko. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2271 | Sorry, I can't see how the pen is mightier than the sword. | 1.2472 | 0.06039 | 89 | 73 | 10 | 6 |
2272 | Use your pen. I want it signed not shredded. | 1.2471 | 0.06241 | 85 | 70 | 9 | 6 |
2273 | No, this time it's a cold coffee... | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2274 | Who told you we were transferring you to customer relations? | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2275 | Yes, sir. | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2276 | And by which hour doth m'lady require this scroll? | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2277 | It's just a safety precaution. | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2278 | Laundry day? Laundry day. | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
2279 | I've been asked to present an Oscar. | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2280 | They stopped using swords to fire people in the 50s. | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2281 | So the moats you learned to build in business school were literal, huh? | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2282 | So, you think you have what it takes to work in complaints? | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2283 | So are you taking the knight shift? | 1.2471 | 0.06241 | 85 | 70 | 9 | 6 |
2284 | I was an occupation diversity hire. | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2285 | Boss says that if you fake being sick one more time, he’s gonna take you to the guillotine. | 1.2471 | 0.04995 | 85 | 65 | 19 | 1 |
2286 | You must be my knight-shift manager | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2287 | Desk-bound knight-errant go figure. | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2288 | I'm not comfortable wearing a mask. | 1.2469 | 0.05131 | 81 | 62 | 18 | 1 |
2289 | What the hell is an “e-mail”? | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2290 | What do you mean I don’t fit the office culture? | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2291 | The Board has nixed the tourney? | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2292 | No, Agnes, we didn't mean 'Night Shift'. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2293 | sir, we are out of workhorses. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2294 | I wasn't ready to stop working from home. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2295 | I'm wearing this because I was lanced a lot. | 1.2469 | 0.06462 | 81 | 67 | 8 | 6 |
2296 | You can relax; Will isn’t coming in today. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2297 | What are you lookin at? | 1.2469 | 0.06697 | 81 | 68 | 6 | 7 |
2298 | Those N-95 masks are just too uncomfortable. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2299 | How well can you handle a javelin? | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2300 | Where is Sancho? | 1.2469 | 0.06219 | 81 | 66 | 10 | 5 |
2301 | Any update on that round table? | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2302 | When will you take the knight off? | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2303 | Dragon in the Boardroom, you're on. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2304 | Is the air conditioner working ? Kinda hot in here. | 1.2469 | 0.06219 | 81 | 66 | 10 | 5 |
2305 | I'd say that about covers it. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2306 | You're right to shield yourself, because you're not going to like the slings and arrows of what I have to say.... | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2307 | Can’t work the night shift? What’s that’s supposed to mean? | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2308 | Fine, but how about weekends? | 1.2469 | 0.06462 | 81 | 67 | 8 | 6 |
2309 | Mrs. Jones, Please set up a meeting this afternoon with the Cowardly Lion, the Scarecrow and Dorothy. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2310 | There’s no armor mandate in the office, but we are armor-optional and armor-positive. | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2311 | That's SIR Richard, if you don't mind. | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2312 | Your jousting. | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2313 | How’s your jousting? | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2314 | The knight shift pays better and it’s simplified my wardrobe. | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2315 | The other knights prefer their cubicles to the round table you ordered. | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2316 | I'm the new logo for Armour Meats | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2317 | Is this really from the princess ? | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
2318 | Because corporate battles are just like war, that's why. | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2319 | Mr. Smith is here to see you, Mr. Rock. | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2320 | Oh, I thought they meant the knight shift! | 1.2468 | 0.06445 | 77 | 63 | 9 | 5 |
2321 | Show them to conference room with the round table. | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2322 | I am here for the ivory tower redesign project meeting. | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
2323 | You can't sit there until you pull the sword out of the stone. | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2324 | Sarge says I'm on desk duty until the board rules the decapitation was in policy. | 1.2466 | 0.06695 | 73 | 60 | 8 | 5 |
2325 | Because nobody's wearing masks anymore and you won't let me work from home. | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2326 | It’s from the dragon, sir, asking you to consider his revised ending to the narrative. | 1.2466 | 0.05441 | 73 | 56 | 16 | 1 |
2327 | It's been a really hazardous day. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2328 | ...and so it looks like Dorothy, the Scarecrow and the Cowardly Lion didn’t show up again! | 1.2466 | 0.06695 | 73 | 60 | 8 | 5 |
2329 | You can knock off now, the day shift has started. | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2330 | You’re in my seat. Mid evil questions are next aisle.” | 1.2466 | 0.05441 | 73 | 56 | 16 | 1 |
2331 | Staff says forget the chivalry, we want equal pay. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2332 | They keep assigning me the knight shift | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2333 | Around here, Ms. McIntyre, we do not consider "Medieval" a bad thing. | 1.2466 | 0.06695 | 73 | 60 | 8 | 5 |
2334 | I find it's really reduced the amount of paper cuts! | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2335 | Did you have a specific complaint? | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2336 | Just so you know. The mask mandate was lifted. | 1.2464 | 0.05619 | 69 | 53 | 15 | 1 |
2337 | Do you have some other definition of business casual? | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2338 | You can mail this and then bring me a can opener. | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2339 | ye moldy oldie can I get you a Radio Shack computer? | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2340 | It's my day to be Knight. | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2341 | If Renaissance Dry-Cleaning calls, put them through immediately. | 1.2464 | 0.06660 | 69 | 56 | 9 | 4 |
2342 | Welcome to the Office of Chivalry. How can I be of service, m'lady? | 1.2462 | 0.07282 | 65 | 54 | 6 | 5 |
2343 | But I am wearing a suit. | 1.2462 | 0.06944 | 65 | 53 | 8 | 4 |
2344 | Greave news, sir. The Daily Mail are closing the knight desk. The editor just ordered me to get your cuirass out of here. | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
2345 | Your first joust is at eleven this morning. | 1.2455 | 0.05354 | 110 | 90 | 13 | 7 |
2346 | Are you recyclable, shreddable, or just trash | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
2347 | I agree, I'm glad we don't have to joust today. | 1.2451 | 0.05474 | 102 | 83 | 13 | 6 |
2348 | HR doesn't take lightly the claim that this company is 'in the dark ages'. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
2349 | I'm working on some new Chris Rock jokes | 1.2449 | 0.05629 | 98 | 80 | 12 | 6 |
2350 | I thought they said I'd be working the knight shift. | 1.2449 | 0.05439 | 98 | 79 | 14 | 5 |
2351 | I hope that's your resignation letter. | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
2352 | You don't need to get so defensive. | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
2353 | That's not what it says in the employee handbook, Grace. I am wearing a suit. | 1.2449 | 0.05813 | 98 | 81 | 10 | 7 |
2354 | I trust Doctor Fauci. | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
2355 | Where in this paperwork is my request for a round desk? | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
2356 | No you may not turn the thermostat up. | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
2357 | No, I do not work knights. | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
2358 | How good are you at rustproofing? | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
2359 | My door is always open. Me, not so much. | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
2360 | Finally. I’ve been waiting for ages. | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2361 | Will you please just get the Covid shot? | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2362 | I needed this report by nightfall. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2363 | We in HR are concerned you didn’t understand you were hired for the night shift… | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2364 | Because I just don’t think that a rectangle is a good shape for a conference room table, that’s why. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2365 | Mmmph grrrsh frgehphrey crmbsmm. | 1.2444 | 0.05978 | 90 | 74 | 10 | 6 |
2366 | The round table is back ordered. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2367 | Fresh grass for the company steed is, indeed, a business expense. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2368 | So much for that new princess in my life. It's a restraining order." | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2369 | You'll need to submit a round table requisition form. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2370 | Your teflon resume tells us you won't stick around. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2371 | Are you boosted? | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2372 | As the new human resource manager, I vow to defend your honor to the death. | 1.2442 | 0.06175 | 86 | 71 | 9 | 6 |
2373 | Jared we told you that you can't cosplay at work. | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
2374 | I wasn’t aware that the CDC had issued another directive on what PPE to use. | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2375 | I’ve been called into HR. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2376 | Just call me Joani. I'll be in charge of glass ceilings. | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2377 | Jousting on lunch. You in? | 1.2442 | 0.06393 | 86 | 72 | 7 | 7 |
2378 | I understand you object to my calling you "Fair Maiden." | 1.2439 | 0.06150 | 82 | 67 | 10 | 5 |
2379 | I asked for a round table,Miss Smith. | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2380 | I said you had to work tonight, not as a knight | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2381 | So -- you're averse to working knights. | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2382 | Any new mail? | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2383 | What is this nightly charge? | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2384 | If only you can see how impressed I am | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2385 | I thought today was Feudal Friday. | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2386 | I never had this kind of complaint in my former job. | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2387 | I'm prepared for the competition | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2388 | I used to carry mace. | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2389 | I like that revolving door at the entrance, will get one installed at my castle. | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2390 | We're getting push-back on the new masking policy. | 1.2436 | 0.06370 | 78 | 64 | 9 | 5 |
2391 | I will be leaving promptly at 5. Have my horse ready. | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2392 | So if I'm understanding this new personnel chart, I'm off dragon duty and back in the mailroom. | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2393 | If you're auditioning for the role of Dorothy we will need to find you some red shoes. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2394 | This guy on Tic Toc told me to dress for the job I want, not the one I have. | 1.2436 | 0.05221 | 78 | 60 | 17 | 1 |
2395 | You forgot the catapults. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2396 | We're a progressive company , with a forward looking vision , but we do have our traditions !! | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2397 | I know it's your first day, but we do have a dress code | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
2398 | I take it you're working the knight shift again. | 1.2432 | 0.06613 | 74 | 61 | 8 | 5 |
2399 | I'm roadtesting alternate realities. What do you think? | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
2400 | We will take no prisoners in the budget meeting this afternoon - rally the analysts, contact our allies in accounting, and ready my horse! | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2401 | I'd like the full "romantic rescue" so you have to bring your horse. | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2402 | Who farted? | 1.2432 | 0.06887 | 74 | 62 | 6 | 6 |
2403 | I didn,t mean to offend you when I asked about your proficiency with a broad sword | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2404 | Wait... we protect identities? | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
2405 | Sorry, ma'am, we're looking for a chainmail expert, not an email expert." | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2406 | No,we do not discriminate. | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
2407 | Input from the staff meeting — it does help with your bad breath. | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
2408 | Order fewer pencils and more mace. | 1.2429 | 0.06574 | 70 | 57 | 9 | 4 |
2409 | You have an impressive resume. We particularly liked your use of blackletter. | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
2410 | Say ,"Good Knight", Mrs. Calabash. | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
2411 | HR said they hired a Renaissance man. | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
2412 | I think that wearing a mask is all that’s required. | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2413 | I know you were hard headed, now this: | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
2414 | I know you're trying to be funny. But "that's how we did it in the Dark Ages" just isn't all that humorous. | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2415 | The restaurant asked if you would be okay with a rectangular table. | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2416 | Helen, please cancel my hydrotherapy session this afternoon. | 1.2424 | 0.06130 | 66 | 52 | 12 | 2 |
2417 | This is the knight shift. | 1.2424 | 0.06130 | 66 | 52 | 12 | 2 |
2418 | You're wanted in the mail room. | 1.2424 | 0.06499 | 66 | 53 | 10 | 3 |
2419 | I heard there wasn't gonna be any lightning today so I'm good. | 1.2424 | 0.05578 | 99 | 81 | 12 | 6 |
2420 | I’m not taking any chances with you germ magnets. | 1.2424 | 0.05578 | 99 | 81 | 12 | 6 |
2421 | A crusade? No Thelma, it’s more like a media blitz. | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
2422 | My place or yours? | 1.2424 | 0.05578 | 99 | 81 | 12 | 6 |
2423 | Sir, you’ll still need a PCR Covid test to get in . | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
2424 | Bob, I think you're taking my memo on a corporate renaissance a little too literally. | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
2425 | Miss Snodgrass, I want you to put a stop to these threatening emails. | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2426 | This isn't the Mail Room, mister! | 1.2421 | 0.05933 | 95 | 79 | 9 | 7 |
2427 | Could you schedule the jousting for next week? | 1.2421 | 0.04665 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2428 | Why yes, I do miss working remoatly. | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2429 | See? There's no letter K in the night shift ad. | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2430 | Our ideal candidate will be middle-aged. | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
2431 | HR heard your complaints. We're ready to take psychological safety seriously. | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
2432 | Chivalry is not dead Miss, it’s just very hard to stand up. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
2433 | I’ve been demoated. | 1.2421 | 0.04665 | 95 | 73 | 21 | 1 |
2434 | In order to sign off on this I'm going to need the weekly reports and some WD-40. | 1.2418 | 0.05708 | 91 | 74 | 12 | 5 |
2435 | …and this is the spare room. | 1.2418 | 0.05918 | 91 | 75 | 10 | 6 |
2436 | They've asked me to do the knight shift. | 1.2418 | 0.05025 | 91 | 71 | 18 | 2 |
2437 | I like contracts like I like my men: ironclad. | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
2438 | Covid restrictions are still being enforced here, Miss Jones! | 1.2418 | 0.05708 | 91 | 74 | 12 | 5 |
2439 | Aren't you taking your new job of Chief Complaint Officer a little too seriously? | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2440 | You're the fourth person today to ask me if I'm masked. | 1.2418 | 0.05918 | 91 | 75 | 10 | 6 |
2441 | Because I was invited to the Academy Awards tonight. | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
2442 | I didn't know I'd have to work knights | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2443 | This is my ancestral desk. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2444 | I actually wanted to be a therapist, believe it or not. | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2445 | "Once I finish my last few credits at Knight School, I'm getting out of here! | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2446 | Knight shift. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2447 | It's the only way I can feel safe since they lifted the mask mandate | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2448 | Mid-level? No ma'am, the job posting said medieval. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2449 | Mildred, please be sure to be back from lunch before the moat bridge is drawn. | 1.2414 | 0.04614 | 87 | 66 | 21 | 0 |
2450 | I see you're prepared for our 9:30 budget meeting. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2451 | Don't forget to copy Joan of Arc | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2452 | Hello Larry | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2453 | Hey Gwyn. Has the new round table for the conference room been delivered? | 1.2414 | 0.06110 | 87 | 72 | 9 | 6 |
2454 | Is the dragon sick of Zoom yet? | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2455 | And when does the damsel need this report? | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2456 | ‘’Let me round table this and get back to you” | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2457 | Actually it was a huge hassle - until the company extended our bathroom breaks. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2458 | I refuse to stop telling bald jokes. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2459 | Jason, I think you misread the memo about working nights. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2460 | Pasta day in the lunchroom. We need a colander. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2461 | Those are the knightly figures. | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
2462 | I see your jousting experience includes Black Friday shopping. | 1.2410 | 0.06320 | 83 | 69 | 8 | 6 |
2463 | I'm hoping the waist-up formality distracts from my sweatpants. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2464 | I thought I told you I've been attending knight school. | 1.2410 | 0.06548 | 83 | 70 | 6 | 7 |
2465 | "Don't forget I've got my lube job at four today." | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
2466 | Productivity's gone up 400% since the Knights of the Round Table switched to videoconferencing. | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
2467 | Do you have any experience with Microsoft Excel-iber? | 1.2410 | 0.06083 | 83 | 68 | 10 | 5 |
2468 | Hiding from the creditors again? | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2469 | Yeah, I guess I wasn’t ready to drop the mask yet. | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
2470 | When we said you would be working night hours we meant evening not knight hours | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2471 | Until Fauci says the pandemic is really over, that's how long. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2472 | Tell the garage guy it’s my steed in the reserve space. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2473 | I'm pretty sure, sir, face masks are optional. | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
2474 | It's the new Over Armour. | 1.2410 | 0.06083 | 83 | 68 | 10 | 5 |
2475 | Good morning, I’d like to offer you a position at the round table. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2476 | When I phone the hotel, will the room be for just one night? | 1.2407 | 0.04720 | 108 | 85 | 20 | 3 |
2477 | That will be all for today, Dorothy. I have to get to my classes at knight school. | 1.2407 | 0.04720 | 108 | 85 | 20 | 3 |
2478 | Yes Ms. Jones, as the head of HR I promise to help everyone, not just damsels in distress. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2479 | I just liked the name Squires & Esquires but then the Renaissance Faire crowd found us. | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2480 | No, I don't think a Brene Brown conference on vulnerability counts as continuing ed for this firm. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2481 | You know I can’t lower the bridge before 4:30, Pam | 1.2405 | 0.06297 | 79 | 65 | 9 | 5 |
2482 | Tell Will Smith I’ll audition him now Miss Pringle. | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2483 | I didn't fully understand when I signed up for the knight shift | 1.2405 | 0.06549 | 79 | 66 | 7 | 6 |
2484 | Sorry but, as you should understand more than anyone, the contact is ironclad. | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2485 | Its suppose to be an accounting adjustment not a jousting tournament! | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2486 | This is your definition of a hazmat suit. | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2487 | You did say that the paperwork would be Draconic. | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
2488 | What should I do for a squeaky chair? | 1.2400 | 0.04522 | 100 | 77 | 22 | 1 |
2489 | Read my lips: IT'S TOO WARM IN HERE. | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
2490 | Do I sense some anxiety over your annual performance review, Sir? | 1.2400 | 0.06802 | 75 | 63 | 6 | 6 |
2491 | I know as an HR exec I’m supposed to be tough, but the last termination got a bit heated. | 1.2400 | 0.04965 | 75 | 57 | 18 | 0 |
2492 | Did you burn a turkey leg in the microwave again? | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
2493 | You need an expense report every single time I'm storming the castle? | 1.2400 | 0.06802 | 75 | 63 | 6 | 6 |
2494 | I’m sorry, but Staples only has rectangular desks. | 1.2400 | 0.06250 | 75 | 61 | 10 | 4 |
2495 | Good news Johnson -- the boss has taken you off knight shift | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
2496 | I believe my memo specified a round table | 1.2400 | 0.06250 | 75 | 61 | 10 | 4 |
2497 | I guess it'll do, but I asked for a round table. | 1.2400 | 0.04740 | 100 | 78 | 20 | 2 |
2498 | You can start by rescuing me from the unemployment line. | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
2499 | Your 4 o’clock dragon-slaying was rescheduled to a virtual call. | 1.2400 | 0.05315 | 75 | 58 | 16 | 1 |
2500 | To obtain a raise, you must answer me, these questions three. | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
2501 | I expected a round desk, actually | 1.2396 | 0.04854 | 96 | 75 | 19 | 2 |
2502 | I hate working the night shift. | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
2503 | It’s a letter of understanding for the terms of your severance package, and no the boss won’t entertain a duel. | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
2504 | My wife says that I'm a paranoid guy, but I don't think so." (Jacob Cisneros, 13 years old | 1.2396 | 0.05876 | 96 | 80 | 9 | 7 |
2505 | Oliver, I hear you've been complaining about the dress code again. | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
2506 | The round table downsized, so here I am. | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
2507 | Excellent! You're Middle Aged! | 1.2394 | 0.05481 | 71 | 55 | 15 | 1 |
2508 | I told the boss that I wan't comfortable taking off my mask if I had to return to the office. | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
2509 | When did you transfer to the knight shift? | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
2510 | The plexiglass screens just made it too hard to hear people. | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
2511 | I may seem boring at work, but I do have a very active knight life. | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
2512 | A good offense might be better. | 1.2394 | 0.06489 | 71 | 58 | 9 | 4 |
2513 | Sir, the staff want to know if you will approve their holiday leave before the siege begins | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
2514 | I’m calling it a knight, sir | 1.2393 | 0.04317 | 117 | 91 | 24 | 2 |
2515 | I distinctly requested a round table! | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
2516 | It would be fine Sid if you just kept wearing a mask. | 1.2391 | 0.05651 | 92 | 75 | 12 | 5 |
2517 | So you're the knight shift? | 1.2391 | 0.05859 | 92 | 76 | 10 | 6 |
2518 | So this is for the night shift? | 1.2391 | 0.05859 | 92 | 76 | 10 | 6 |
2519 | If you want, maintenance has a can of oil for your hinges. | 1.2391 | 0.05651 | 92 | 75 | 12 | 5 |
2520 | What? I'm the office-comedian,everybody knows that. | 1.2391 | 0.05651 | 92 | 75 | 12 | 5 |
2521 | I thought Kevlar was fine for Casual Friday | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
2522 | Impressive resume. Can you make coffee? | 1.2391 | 0.05859 | 92 | 76 | 10 | 6 |
2523 | Yes, I'm double vaxxed and double boosted. How could you tell? | 1.2388 | 0.05663 | 67 | 52 | 14 | 1 |
2524 | I’ve heard it takes a thick skin to manage this department. | 1.2386 | 0.04847 | 88 | 68 | 19 | 1 |
2525 | You should know that wearing a mask is not optional | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2526 | I always say, dress for the job you want! | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2527 | They told me the job required knight work. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2528 | Your request for a round table has been denied. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2529 | The job pays well, but this outfit is a real clunker. | 1.2386 | 0.04847 | 88 | 68 | 19 | 1 |
2530 | So you’re the one sending chain mail. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2531 | I resign. I can’t work with someone who is stuck in the Middle Ages. | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
2532 | Well, my wife has trouble pronouncing “armoire”. | 1.2381 | 0.06250 | 84 | 70 | 8 | 6 |
2533 | Did you sell my Castle without telling me again? | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2534 | I guess you didn’t get the memo. Chivalry is dead, Harold. | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
2535 | So, you took the 'get ready for battle' memo literally. | 1.2381 | 0.06250 | 84 | 70 | 8 | 6 |
2536 | Don't you think your taking my request for a bulletproof contract too far? | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2537 | I was looking for night court | 1.2381 | 0.05332 | 105 | 86 | 13 | 6 |
2538 | We are offering you early retirement complete with bonus! | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
2539 | Methinks the lady from HR doth protest too much. | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
2540 | Oh I'm sorry. Looks like we accidently dropped the letter K from our "Wanted, Working Nights" ad. | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
2541 | You forgot the funnel for my coffee. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2542 | Please let King Arthur know, the Holy Grail is within our reach! | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2543 | But sir, I've already had two booster shots." | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2544 | Good night good knight. | 1.2381 | 0.06250 | 84 | 70 | 8 | 6 |
2545 | Oh, that kind of suit... | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2546 | Are you the day shift temp here to relieve me? | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2547 | I said wear under armor when the AC is too cold. | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
2548 | Business is war. | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
2549 | So he said, 'If you're not wearing a suit on Monday, don't bother coming in.' | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
2550 | I am pleased to tell you Sir, your request for a moat has been approved | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
2551 | Sure, I'm happy to be back in the office. Why? | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2552 | I thought we were meeting at the round table. | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2553 | I'm taking over the knight shift. | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2554 | I'm sorry, but firewall protection isn't what it sounds like. | 1.2375 | 0.05108 | 80 | 62 | 17 | 1 |
2555 | I’m clamping down on people coming in late. | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
2556 | Are you waiting for the next Russian missile? | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2557 | Knight and Day, you are the one! | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2558 | I love the knight life. | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2559 | Hence forth, Casual Friday shall be known as Gwyneth Paltrow Friday. | 1.2375 | 0.06474 | 80 | 67 | 7 | 6 |
2560 | My pronouns should be clear. | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2561 | Your first employee review is at 10am... | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
2562 | You've got to be jousting. | 1.2375 | 0.06225 | 80 | 66 | 9 | 5 |
2563 | Our new business model actually has a long history. | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2564 | But if I'm axed, who will work the knight shift? | 1.2375 | 0.06225 | 80 | 66 | 9 | 5 |
2565 | Let's follow up in the conference room. I hope you like round tables. | 1.2375 | 0.06474 | 80 | 67 | 7 | 6 |
2566 | Do you think I have covid? | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
2567 | I hear he’s over Gladwell and back to Sun Tzu | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2568 | Some people are saying you’re too defensive. | 1.2375 | 0.05108 | 80 | 62 | 17 | 1 |
2569 | I think social distancing is more than enough sir. | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2570 | They're sticking with the lizard | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
2571 | The shareholders are meeting today and I hear they are up in arms. | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
2572 | I can't read it if it's not in Old English. | 1.2373 | 0.04451 | 118 | 93 | 22 | 3 |
2573 | Casual Fridays are back! | 1.2371 | 0.05029 | 97 | 77 | 17 | 3 |
2574 | I asked for a round table, not a desk. | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2575 | ...and make sure the meeting room has a round table. | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2576 | It's PPE. I did my own research. | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2577 | I sense a bureaucracy that’s protecting itself. | 1.2368 | 0.04189 | 114 | 91 | 21 | 2 |
2578 | Sir, I think you may have misinterpreted our back to work Covid requirements. | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2579 | Sorry, but we need you to stay. Too many others are out with the plague." | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
2580 | I asked you to print it on a scroll. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
2581 | Are you lost in time? | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
2582 | Does a hostile work environment bother you? | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
2583 | I do not follow the HR code, I follow the Chivalric code! | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
2584 | Yes, the transition back to the office can be difficult. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
2585 | Sorry I was late, boss. My water clock ran dry. | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 91 | 14 | 5 |
2586 | Sir, it is difficult to understand you behind your mask. | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
2587 | This is not the sort of incoming mail I was expecting. | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
2588 | Are you prepared to go medieval? | 1.2361 | 0.06407 | 72 | 59 | 9 | 4 |
2589 | ... well the job is night work. | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
2590 | Sir, it's time for the industry round table discussion. | 1.2361 | 0.05414 | 72 | 56 | 15 | 1 |
2591 | Let’s just say you won’t have to worry about the dragon lady anymore. | 1.2361 | 0.06706 | 72 | 60 | 7 | 5 |
2592 | They were out of N-95s. | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2593 | And these are your talking points for the round table meeting. | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2594 | Now the CDC is recommending we have fun with this. | 1.2361 | 0.06407 | 72 | 59 | 9 | 4 |
2595 | A team of tax auditors are on their way. Raise the drawbridge, alert the archers and fire up the oil ASAP! | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2596 | When did you start working days? | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2597 | Relax, I won't be going medieval on you today. | 1.2360 | 0.04526 | 89 | 68 | 21 | 0 |
2598 | Sir, your meeting is at 10:30 in the conference room with the round table. | 1.2360 | 0.05767 | 89 | 73 | 11 | 5 |
2599 | I’ve got jury duty this morning. | 1.2360 | 0.05767 | 89 | 73 | 11 | 5 |
2600 | It's tax season. | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
2601 | It's very hard day working over knight... | 1.2360 | 0.04800 | 89 | 69 | 19 | 1 |
2602 | i know it's hump day but i just can't seem to let my guard down till friday afternoons.... | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2603 | I find that it helps protect against STD's, but you should do whatever makes you comfortable. | 1.2360 | 0.04526 | 89 | 68 | 21 | 0 |
2604 | I’m sorry, but I am not a robot | 1.2360 | 0.05767 | 89 | 73 | 11 | 5 |
2605 | I once trolled him on twitter. | 1.2360 | 0.05767 | 89 | 73 | 11 | 5 |
2606 | I'm out of here.The tipping point for me is the severed head on the windowsill | 1.2360 | 0.05767 | 89 | 73 | 11 | 5 |
2607 | Burning-oil prices are up again. | 1.2360 | 0.05984 | 89 | 74 | 9 | 6 |
2608 | I’m filling in for the day shift. | 1.2360 | 0.04800 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
2609 | The round table doesn't fit into the conference room. | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2610 | I'm making the most of my ancestry test. | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2611 | I've finally decided: 'tis indeed nobler to take arms than to continue to suffer the slings and arrows" | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
2612 | Sir, the armor mandate has been revoked | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2613 | You apparently didn't understand what I meant when I said you would have to work knights. | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
2614 | Your horse is here. | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
2615 | Today's my first time on the day shift. I've been working knights for a while. | 1.2353 | 0.04628 | 85 | 65 | 20 | 0 |
2616 | The groom sent over a list of items your horse needs before he’ll be ready for tomorrows tournament. Do you want me to shop around?” | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
2617 | You knew I was old school when you took this job. | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2618 | When I took this knight job I was told there would be a round table... | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2619 | I heard you were a tough boss. | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
2620 | You've taken "night shift" to a whole new level. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2621 | It says here on your resume that you ride horses and pole vaulted in college...would you like to combine those and take a stab at jousting. We have a vacancy in that department. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2622 | The price I pay for being the office's wordle whiz. | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
2623 | Sir, here's proof that you lost the election. May I take your armor and weapons now? | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2624 | I know you preferred working virtually, but your PPE is a bit much. | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
2625 | Shall I bring your mail with the mail? | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2626 | I only work the knight shift. | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
2627 | Thank you for this report....but if I'm going to protect the servers I'll need to know if the hackers breath fire. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2628 | It looks like they turned down our appeal to include ‘People of Armor’ in our Diversity Initiative. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2629 | I can't stay late. I have a commitment to knight. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2630 | I thought they said I would be doing Knight work", and now they tell me to work at night | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2631 | Mr. Rock, Mr. Smith is here to see you. | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2632 | We have such a hard time finding people to work the knight shift. | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2633 | I sprayed my Under Armour workout outfit with Rustoleum. | 1.2346 | 0.06154 | 81 | 67 | 9 | 5 |
2634 | I know the performance reviews are tough, but perhaps you overdid it? | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2635 | Tell Bob in accounting I'm getting medieval on the quarterly report. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2636 | You know they've lifted the mask mandate? | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2637 | Ah, I understood by phone this position wouldn't be a day shift. | 1.2346 | 0.06154 | 81 | 67 | 9 | 5 |
2638 | I wonder if you can get me some lubricating oil. | 1.2346 | 0.06154 | 81 | 67 | 9 | 5 |
2639 | If we can't get him a round table because of the supply chain issues, Sir Lancelot says he'll take the oblong but wants a bigger discount. | 1.2344 | 0.05783 | 64 | 50 | 13 | 1 |
2640 | So you were the one they were all waiting for? | 1.2344 | 0.05783 | 64 | 50 | 13 | 1 |
2641 | Will Smith is waiting to see you. | 1.2344 | 0.07300 | 64 | 54 | 5 | 5 |
2642 | It says here you've squired for Ser Gellebrad the Honest? I'm not sure PR is the right business for you... | 1.2344 | 0.06585 | 64 | 52 | 9 | 3 |
2643 | Sure, things are fine at home, but thanks for asking | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
2644 | I think you're taking his "heads will roll" comment a little too literally | 1.2340 | 0.05745 | 94 | 78 | 10 | 6 |
2645 | It started with a tinfoil hat, then I kept going. | 1.2340 | 0.04644 | 94 | 73 | 20 | 1 |
2646 | I really don’t think the meeting is going to be that bad. | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2647 | You can go home early, Ruth, I decided to take the knight off. | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2648 | All my other suits are still at the dry cleaners. | 1.2340 | 0.05542 | 94 | 77 | 12 | 5 |
2649 | Better to suffer the slings and arrows well protected | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
2650 | Yes, I’m aware it’s not round. | 1.2340 | 0.05542 | 94 | 77 | 12 | 5 |
2651 | Protect yourself against cyber attacks. | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
2652 | Perhaps you should go back to just wearing a mask. | 1.2338 | 0.05195 | 77 | 60 | 16 | 1 |
2653 | Because at 10 o'clock HR wants an explanation. | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2654 | Your pike, sir? I'm sorry, sir, it's in the doorman. | 1.2338 | 0.05195 | 77 | 60 | 16 | 1 |
2655 | They lifted the mandate, but I'm erring on the side of caution. | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2656 | It's my anti-harrassment suit. | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2657 | Will Smith has an appointment in half an hour | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2658 | Mr. Smith says he's looking for work opportunities in kissing babies and cuddling dogs. | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
2659 | I'll tell your husband and children you are now ready to see them. | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2660 | So I said, "But the March numbers are terrible," and Bill said, "That's no reason to get up in arms." | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
2661 | …and one of your new duties will be to shine my armor. | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
2662 | If you join us, you won't be climbing the ladder so much as you'll be scaling the walls. | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2663 | Sharon, what is this? I asked for his head on a stake. | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
2664 | No, just until all personnel have had their booster. | 1.2338 | 0.05195 | 77 | 60 | 16 | 1 |
2665 | Not all knights have shining armor, you know. | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2666 | Sorry but purchasing said there isn't anything in the budget for a new horse | 1.2338 | 0.06376 | 77 | 64 | 8 | 5 |
2667 | Love your hair! | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2668 | Still refuse to give up the mask? | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
2669 | Yes, I'm the flak catcher, what can I do for you? | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2670 | Jones, don’t panic but I have discovered a chink. | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2671 | Human Resources said it was okay to express my true self. | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2672 | And, finally, please addressing signing your memos "And to all a good knight." | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2673 | Sir, I'm giving notice because I can't stand working nights. | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2674 | Great news Sir Galahad. King Arther’s PA called and says you can transfer back to Camelot. | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2675 | I told the Editor that I was a specialist in writing about "amour" but I made a typo. | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2676 | I’m just concerned you’re not taking these reports on local dragon activity seriously. | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2677 | Dilbert just really isn't scratching that itch these days | 1.2330 | 0.05200 | 103 | 84 | 14 | 5 |
2678 | I thought you advertised for night workers. | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
2679 | While I appreciate your efforts to comply with management’s mask mandate I think it’s time to take it down a notch. | 1.2330 | 0.05200 | 103 | 84 | 14 | 5 |
2680 | You win, I’ll go as Lady Guinevere.“ | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
2681 | No coffee for me, thanks. My drawbridge has rusted shut. | 1.2330 | 0.05200 | 103 | 84 | 14 | 5 |
2682 | Check back in the morning, I’m just the knight clerk. | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2683 | I’m here for the 9am Zoom meeting. | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2684 | Didn't I tell you? I'm working knights. | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2685 | The IRS has arrived for your audit sir. | 1.2329 | 0.06621 | 73 | 61 | 7 | 5 |
2686 | I forgot the axe at home, but you're fired. | 1.2329 | 0.06327 | 73 | 60 | 9 | 4 |
2687 | I'll review this at the round table. | 1.2329 | 0.06327 | 73 | 60 | 9 | 4 |
2688 | I am sorry Sir, but the squeaky noise is disturbing the staff | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2689 | I’m sorry, I thought you meant “night” work. | 1.2329 | 0.06621 | 73 | 61 | 7 | 5 |
2690 | I've received a complaint that states you referred to a wyvern as a dragon. Is this true? | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2691 | Thor just quit and we got no one to cover his shift. Any ideas, Iron Man? | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2692 | I’m not being defensive! | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2693 | I finally decided to bring my whole self to work. | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2694 | Working from home was getting too dangerous,so I decided to return to the office. | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2695 | I just don't think you're cut out for the kind of work on the knight shift. | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2696 | Wait, this isn't suitable attire? | 1.2329 | 0.06621 | 73 | 61 | 7 | 5 |
2697 | Well, I snickered when they told me I'd have to have a 'hard personal shell on me' to do this job, but I never guessed that they were just underplaying it. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2698 | Go ahead and hit me with what you've got. I'm ready for it. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2699 | It's the schedule for the games, sir. Jousting is not until 4:00... tomorrow. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2700 | Arlene, do you have anything for knight's foot? | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2701 | I see you’ve upgraded your mask. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2702 | The resemblance between you and me only goes so far. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2703 | My preferred pronouns are thei, theim, thēr. | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2704 | Ha! This armor is impervious to your icy stare. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2705 | How's the knight shift treatin' ya? | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2706 | It's Ruth sir. Not Lady Guenivere. Ruth. | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2707 | The price of vellum and medieval fonts has skyrocketed. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2708 | Yes, I am aware of the spelling error in the employee manual regarding knight shifts. | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2709 | Stop calling me Cinderella. | 1.2323 | 0.05529 | 99 | 82 | 11 | 6 |
2710 | Sir, I know we're downsizing, but don't you think you could be a bit more compassionate during the exit interviews? | 1.2323 | 0.05339 | 99 | 81 | 13 | 5 |
2711 | Yes, we’ll be working nights for the foreseeable future | 1.2323 | 0.05529 | 99 | 82 | 11 | 6 |
2712 | So the 'knight in shining armor' return-to-office perk was real. | 1.2323 | 0.05339 | 99 | 81 | 13 | 5 |
2713 | You don't have to work at knight. | 1.2323 | 0.05529 | 99 | 82 | 11 | 6 |
2714 | If we get audited, at least I'll be protected. | 1.2321 | 0.04203 | 112 | 87 | 24 | 1 |
2715 | We'll be meeting at the Round Table to discuss this. | 1.2319 | 0.06243 | 69 | 56 | 10 | 3 |
2716 | I'm not vaccinated for Covid, so.... | 1.2319 | 0.06243 | 69 | 56 | 10 | 3 |
2717 | I said your business style is Medievle, not you're Medievle. | 1.2319 | 0.06243 | 69 | 56 | 10 | 3 |
2718 | No, we have not had any trouble with hiring practices. | 1.2319 | 0.05519 | 69 | 54 | 14 | 1 |
2719 | NIGHT shift,I said" | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2720 | Whaddaya mean “it’s hard to get through to me” | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2721 | I think it's time we called it a night | 1.2319 | 0.06243 | 69 | 56 | 10 | 3 |
2722 | We don't need an accountant, but we are looking to hire a jouster. | 1.2319 | 0.05519 | 69 | 54 | 14 | 1 |
2723 | Lois, I called you into my office to issue you a warning. It’s about your choice of workplace attire...... | 1.2317 | 0.06086 | 82 | 68 | 9 | 5 |
2724 | The slings and arrows won’t hurt but I wasn’t prepared for this cartoon | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2725 | Is this the Biden PR Department? | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2726 | Who are you, the business expense queen? | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2727 | I’ve made an ironclad decision! | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2728 | Say “Good evening” if you must, Evelyn, but I prefer when you say it the other way. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2729 | Gee, I never thought of you as my Knight in Shining Armor. How about that raise? | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2730 | The front desk wasn't convinced that wearing a mask would prevent the virus from spreading. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2731 | Oh I thought it was gender kneutral | 1.2317 | 0.06328 | 82 | 69 | 7 | 6 |
2732 | My armor's not shiny enough for whatever you're asking. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2733 | Sorry, we don't have a civil rights department. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2734 | You call that shining armor? You better buff up quick Henry. | 1.2316 | 0.04601 | 95 | 74 | 20 | 1 |
2735 | What's that old saying—something about pens and swords? | 1.2316 | 0.05883 | 95 | 80 | 8 | 7 |
2736 | I'll need an alibi...something airtight. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2737 | The work on the moat must not be delayed! | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
2738 | I am so tired of wearing this--is the mail here yet? | 1.2313 | 0.04431 | 147 | 121 | 18 | 8 |
2739 | I'm almost ready to face the reporters. | 1.2308 | 0.05863 | 91 | 76 | 9 | 6 |
2740 | What's this talk about an iron horse? | 1.2308 | 0.04961 | 91 | 72 | 17 | 2 |
2741 | I know you're a |