Contest #797 Summary

Name	Value
Submission deadline	2022-04-03T20:04:00.000Z
Voting started	-
Voting ended	2022-04-17T20:06:00.000Z
Finalists announced	2022-04-11T20:06:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued	April 18, 2022
Number of captions	5796
Number of responses	757281
Number of participants	-

Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	Is this a Middle Age crisis?	1.8600	0.01125	5116	2065	1702	1349
1	If you think that’s uncomfortable you should try wearing heels.	1.8595	0.01205	4378	1743	1507	1128
2	It says here that you're a free lancer.	1.8568	0.01374	3295	1295	1177	823
3	My pronouns are thy, thou, and thine.	1.8466	0.01063	6022	2591	1771	1660
4	You’re not a knight, Doug, and I’m not your wench. Get your own coffee.	1.8438	0.01422	3348	1436	999	913
5	There's a damsel on line one. Sounds important.	1.8433	0.01256	3879	1538	1411	930
6	Must you turn everything into a crusade!	1.8379	0.01141	4948	2065	1625	1258
7	You could just get the shot.	1.8372	0.01361	3477	1448	1147	882
8	Well, you know what they say––dress for the job you want, not the job you have.	1.8353	0.01388	3096	1220	1166	710
9	Why not just get vaccinated	1.8348	0.01404	3348	1426	1049	873
10	Shirley, you joust?	1.8284	0.01338	3718	1611	1134	973
11	That could be anyone's horse in your parking spot.	1.8278	0.01471	2915	1213	991	711
12	I can live with damsel. Harlot or wench and I go to HR.	1.8223	0.01453	3163	1387	951	825
13	Did you get the chain mail I sent you?	1.8204	0.01550	2651	1125	877	649
14	You’re seriously asking why my bathroom breaks are so long?	1.8153	0.01094	5188	2182	1785	1221
15	Yes, I am also wearing Under Armour.	1.8147	0.01580	2574	1109	833	632
16	My pronouns are Thee/Thou.	1.8137	0.01269	4117	1819	1246	1052
17	Enough already,Larry. We all got the booster.	1.7965	0.01305	3562	1516	1255	791
18	Your horse is in my parking spot again.	1.7960	0.01125	4844	2080	1672	1092
19	It looks like I've been assigned to queen's bishop 3. Where the hell is that?	1.7930	0.01450	3053	1361	963	729
20	You left your grail in the sink again.	1.7903	0.01838	1860	820	610	430
21	I don't think you understand what she meant when she said wear protection.	1.7887	0.01510	2858	1297	868	693
22	My preferred pronoun is Sir.	1.7831	0.01423	2960	1278	1046	636
23	I was promised a round table	1.7829	0.01435	2861	1220	1042	599
24	What do you mean by an 'antiquated and hostile' work environment?	1.7811	0.01373	3147	1353	1130	664
25	I think you misunderstood me when I said this is a night job.	1.7784	0.01517	2676	1186	897	593
26	I think an N95 would suffice.	1.7780	0.01412	2946	1265	1070	611
27	Just remember, Doris: it's not just a visor. It's a supervisor.	1.7721	0.01273	3796	1698	1265	833
28	I believe the conference room has a round table.	1.7717	0.01674	2037	867	768	402
29	The WD-40 rep is here to see you, Sire	1.7690	0.01407	2996	1314	1060	622
30	Yes, we do have a rigid dress code.	1.7662	0.01439	2759	1188	1029	542
31	No Steven, it's ARBOR Day.	1.7652	0.01289	3774	1730	1200	844
32	Legal has a problem with ‘lay siege’.	1.7620	0.02536	937	420	320	197
33	And I assume you have receipts for that crusade?	1.7611	0.02384	1084	494	355	235
34	You seem a little defensive.	1.7564	0.01275	3572	1580	1284	708
35	I consider it not so much an assignment as a quest.	1.7563	0.01351	2868	1185	1197	486
36	What makes you think I'm in a combative mood?	1.7495	0.01552	2339	1025	875	439
37	I thought this was a mid-level position, not a medieval position	1.7471	0.02019	1396	618	513	265
38	Sorry, Arthur, but you're still a pawn just like the rest of us.	1.7466	0.01550	2482	1134	843	505
39	Please, that's the third time this morning I've heard, 'Surely you joust'	1.7443	0.01831	1803	834	596	373
40	So we're done with masks?	1.7390	0.02145	1253	567	446	240
41	As you see from the feedback, some employees find it difficult to get through to you.	1.7342	0.01404	2694	1171	1071	452
42	I AM wearing a suit.	1.7340	0.02874	688	311	249	128
43	Knight shift again?	1.7213	0.02314	1098	518	368	212
44	I think you misunderstood what was meant by 'night shift.'	1.7183	0.01665	2027	935	728	364
45	How long have you worked the knight shift?	1.7143	0.01744	1855	864	657	334
46	Coffee, muffin and a can of WD-40.	1.7085	0.01774	1794	844	629	321
47	What do you mean I'm no longer suited for this job?	1.7080	0.01736	1798	826	671	301
48	I hate Medieval Mondays	1.6968	0.01947	1494	718	511	265
49	We can all hear you snoring in there, Steve	1.6914	0.02076	1484	774	394	316
50	Working the knight shift again?	1.6876	0.02096	1306	645	426	235
51	I'd like some eye contact, Lance.	1.6855	0.02142	1205	582	420	203
52	I just got so used to wearing whatever I wanted working from home.	1.6853	0.02182	1252	632	382	238
53	That's great, Kevin. But if you could also defend the honor of those expense reports before you leave, accounting would appreciate it.	1.6822	0.02124	1199	575	430	194
54	Actually, I’m the knight shift manager.	1.6797	0.02194	1155	565	395	195
55	I told you on the phone that I was middle-aged"	1.6792	0.02065	1381	699	426	256
56	Management needs that dragon slain by COB today.	1.6776	0.02165	1191	586	403	202
57	I really prefer working at a round table”	1.6764	0.02142	1168	563	420	185
58	I'm ready... send in the auditors.	1.6759	0.02198	1154	569	390	195
59	You clanked?	1.6738	0.02311	1079	544	343	192
60	Yes,I am back. Turns out the pen is mightier than the sword.	1.6718	0.02222	1173	595	368	210
61	Yes, you've made your point about a hostile work environment.	1.6654	0.02238	1055	514	380	161
62	When I said to dress like you are middle aged, you misunderstood.	1.6620	0.02392	1083	580	289	214
63	You think this will make me call you Sir, don't you?	1.6613	0.02306	1116	584	326	206
64	I take it you're riding the subway home tonight.	1.6602	0.02365	1024	526	320	178
65	I'm from occupational health; you're wearing the mask upside down	1.6585	0.02468	978	515	282	181
66	You may find our company culture to be a bit antiquated.	1.6574	0.02420	864	417	326	121
67	So, just to let you know, the women in the office aren't happy with being referred to as damsels.	1.6573	0.02318	1033	524	339	170
68	Laundry day?	1.6559	0.02516	933	491	272	170
69	Frankly, some co-workers find your personal style stiff and defensive.	1.6532	0.02337	992	500	336	156
70	You know we can wear jeans on Fridays, right?	1.6520	0.02461	934	483	293	158
71	Just a heads up. They are starting to use the metal detectors again.	1.6518	0.03270	517	264	169	84
72	Sir, I believe the mask mandate has been lifted.	1.6495	0.02451	953	503	285	165
73	Didn't you get the memo? Chivalry is dead.	1.6493	0.02453	941	489	293	159
74	I'm Bob. Bill was three knights ago.	1.6472	0.02576	907	489	249	169
75	So, Hank said no to the round table.	1.6437	0.02540	856	443	275	138
76	It says here you requested the knight shift.	1.6436	0.02532	822	417	282	123
77	I was in court all morning.	1.6424	0.02589	797	421	249	127
78	It's nice to be back in the office, but frankly I feel a little rusty.	1.6417	0.02556	829	437	261	131
79	They all think you are being too guarded.	1.6410	0.02583	780	393	274	113
80	You can call in Will Smith now	1.6401	0.02804	778	428	202	148
81	I was told I would be working the knight shift.	1.6400	0.02563	861	456	260	145
82	It started as a quest but inadvertently turned into a career.	1.6378	0.02513	809	406	290	113
83	Your 10 o'clock has thrown down the gauntlet, so I moved your holy quest up a little.	1.6365	0.02618	817	431	252	134
84	Your 2 o'clock canceled, oh and by the way the barbarians are at the gate again.	1.6348	0.02578	838	442	260	136
85	You have the roundtable at 10, sir.	1.6344	0.02703	807	439	224	144
86	I call it my power suit.	1.6333	0.02762	649	323	241	85
87	A siege might work, but let’s start with an email.	1.6330	0.02596	782	414	249	119
88	I'm sorry sir, but all the round tables are booked.	1.6318	0.02690	793	427	231	135
89	Whatever, Randy. I'm still not calling you "Sir."	1.6287	0.02772	711	375	225	111
90	Have you considered just getting the booster?	1.6282	0.02796	737	400	211	126
91	You win--go back to working from home.	1.6280	0.02798	672	348	226	98
92	I thought I was applying for the 'night shift'.	1.6244	0.02905	671	363	197	111
93	I'm sorry but you are not suited for the job.	1.6240	0.02668	750	394	244	112
94	Ask around discretely if anyone's seen a codpiece.	1.6192	0.02884	717	402	186	129
95	Maybe you'd feel safer working from home.	1.6169	0.02808	676	359	217	100
96	It’s my way of saying I’m not just another “suit.”	1.6161	0.03091	547	288	181	78
97	Why don't you just get your vaccine already?	1.6149	0.03007	644	359	174	111
98	Yes, this is the complaint desk.	1.6144	0.02927	625	343	186	96
99	I'm going to need you to move to queen's bishop 3 by close of business.	1.6142	0.02976	635	351	180	104
100	Coffee, tea or mead?	1.6115	0.03195	520	278	166	76
101	Does this suit make me look middle-aged?	1.6110	0.02913	653	357	193	103
102	Sir, your WD-40 shipment is delayed.	1.6101	0.02883	613	322	208	83
103	Stop calling it a grail. I want my coffee mug back.	1.6092	0.02972	609	339	176	94
104	It’s a Queen Guinevere — she wants you to pick up a baguette and a bottle of Merlot on the way home…	1.6074	0.03073	540	285	182	73
105	I misspelled armoire on Ebay.	1.6060	0.03237	566	323	143	100
106	I seek the Holy Grail. Content management is my side gig.	1.6051	0.03097	585	325	166	94
107	Wanna call it a knight?	1.6041	0.03276	485	260	157	68
108	The roundtable starts in twenty.	1.6032	0.02973	567	299	194	74
109	Have you worked in a mail room before?	1.6025	0.03123	561	309	166	86
110	Dress for the job you want. Am I Right?!	1.6025	0.02917	644	355	190	99
111	I feel like you're a little defensive.	1.6021	0.02979	563	305	184	74
112	Where do you see yourself in 500 years?	1.5992	0.03377	519	299	129	91
113	Night shift, not Knight shift.	1.5959	0.03126	537	293	168	76
114	This isn’t what we meant when we asked for Sir Veillance.	1.5936	0.03186	566	324	148	94
115	Will Smith is here to see you.	1.5911	0.03728	450	281	81	88
116	So... it'll be a hostile takeover, then?	1.5911	0.03250	516	289	149	78
117	Could you get Office Depot on the line? I thought I ordered a round table.	1.5906	0.03127	552	308	162	82
118	Nice suit, is it vintage?	1.5887	0.03166	496	267	166	63
119	I don't need a knight in shining armor. I just need this month's sales report.	1.5884	0.03346	481	269	141	71
120	I'm dressing for the job I want.	1.5881	0.03321	471	259	147	65
121	I coughed ONCE, Marty...you're over-reacting...	1.5874	0.03363	492	280	135	77
122	No, I am not up for a one knight stand.	1.5871	0.03490	465	267	123	75
123	A man's cubicle is his castle.	1.5862	0.03441	435	239	137	59
124	Did you order the round table for the conference room?	1.5861	0.02988	563	306	184	73
125	It’s a great place to work, but the dress code is a little rigid.	1.5840	0.03200	500	275	158	67
126	I see you're having a bit of a problem retuning to work after Covid!	1.5839	0.03488	435	243	130	62
127	Forgive my impertinence, sir, but I think you may have a screw loose.	1.5823	0.03441	498	294	118	86
128	I notice you're not wearing a mask...	1.5817	0.03363	459	255	141	63
129	Yes, technically it is a suit. But as you see in our dress code, a tie is also required.	1.5814	0.03354	473	266	139	68
130	I was asked to report to the knight shift	1.5805	0.03167	472	252	166	54
131	Wrong mask, George. That plague ended in the 14th century...	1.5804	0.03335	479	270	140	69
132	It's your contract that 's supposed to be ironclad, actually.	1.5785	0.03447	427	244	124	59
133	Don’t laugh. It’s an original KN95.	1.5780	0.03265	519	299	140	80
134	As you can see, Doris, I’m impervious to your pointed barbs today.	1.5778	0.03296	469	260	147	62
135	Good day, good knight.	1.5767	0.03284	489	276	144	69
136	So, you’re saying I’m not approachable	1.5764	0.03270	458	250	152	56
137	Yes, I am the defense lawyer. Why do you ask?	1.5757	0.03456	436	245	131	60
138	Sir, I believe the vaccination would give you better protection.	1.5754	0.03447	471	274	123	74
139	Sure, you can bounce anything off me.	1.5742	0.03601	411	234	118	59
140	The moment I hit Middle Age, they stick me behind a desk.	1.5733	0.03476	450	259	124	67
141	Go home, Lance. The knight shift is over.	1.5727	0.03480	447	257	124	66
142	...What makes you sure that it is MY horse parked in your spot	1.5721	0.03712	416	246	102	68
143	I'm not just an empty suit, you know.	1.5719	0.04020	334	192	93	49
144	No, no, look again. You slay the DRAGON at 1:30 and rescue the DAMSEL at 2:30. Anything else?	1.5717	0.03291	460	255	147	58
145	Yes, of course I'm ready for the four o'clock roundtable.	1.5684	0.03233	431	230	157	44
146	I've reviewed your resume. Just one question. Surely you joust?	1.5653	0.03618	421	247	110	64
147	Shouldn't you be in the mail room?	1.5651	0.03634	430	256	105	69
148	Are you free to work the knight shift?	1.5645	0.03241	496	284	144	68
149	Welcome back to the office, John. You know they dropped the mask mandate.	1.5640	0.03612	422	248	110	64
150	You don't get a desk, you'll be working at a round table.	1.5631	0.03533	412	235	122	55
151	Define a middle age crisis.	1.5623	0.03603	409	245	104	60
152	I give thee my fortnight's notice.	1.5593	0.03973	354	211	88	55
153	Your XI:XXX appointment is here sir.	1.5587	0.03792	383	227	98	58
154	The CEO said employees could choose to continue working remotely. I chose the 14th century.	1.5583	0.03842	360	210	99	51
155	Did ‘Sir Wondrous the Magnificent’ forget how to log into his computer again?	1.5571	0.03894	368	220	91	57
156	I only have one suit that still fits too.	1.5568	0.03855	361	212	97	52
157	How’s the knight shift going?	1.5565	0.03767	372	217	103	52
158	And I'm wearing my pajamas from the waist down.	1.5527	0.03660	389	227	109	53
159	If anyone calls tell them I'm in the can.	1.5502	0.04123	329	205	71	53
160	The shareholder’s meeting is not until next week.	1.5494	0.03719	344	194	111	39
161	Sorry, but I can't work knights.	1.5490	0.03914	337	197	95	45
162	You're good with working the Knight shift?	1.5489	0.03591	399	233	113	53
163	I'm assuming this is the complaint department?	1.5480	0.03957	354	214	86	54
164	This clearly states that I'm supposed to have a round table.	1.5480	0.03577	396	230	115	51
165	One Box Brillo pads, half case WD-40, and 50 Depends..	1.5460	0.04026	337	203	84	50
166	Your massage therapist called. Do you prefer WD-40 or silicone?	1.5450	0.03744	378	225	100	53
167	Your employees say you are stuck in the Dark Ages and frankly I agree with them"	1.5449	0.04002	301	172	94	35
168	No YOU'RE being defensive.	1.5443	0.03983	327	193	90	44
169	I think it's time to let down your guard.	1.5437	0.04005	309	179	92	38
170	There’s a fair lady here to see you, Mr. Jenkins.	1.5430	0.03778	337	193	105	39
171	Why do you say I'm being defensive?	1.5421	0.03714	356	206	107	43
172	Somewhere out there, Angela, there's a knight wearing my pantsuit.	1.5420	0.03847	345	203	97	45
173	I don’t mind accounting, but pillaging will always be my first love.	1.5417	0.03705	360	209	107	44
174	Dress for the job you want Karen.	1.5404	0.03934	322	199	82	41
175	A simple mask would be sufficient	1.5400	0.03933	350	212	87	51
176	My son went through a heavy-metal phase too...	1.5399	0.04064	326	197	82	47
177	I see it is employee feedback day again.	1.5395	0.03837	354	211	95	48
178	No, I cannot bring you the finest meats and cheeses in all the land, but there are leftover bagels in the break room.	1.5392	0.03822	332	192	101	39
179	You really don't have to say "Good Knight" every time you leave the office.	1.5391	0.03531	384	221	119	44
180	Oh, hey Susan. I didn't recognize you without your mask.	1.5387	0.03997	310	181	91	38
181	Why yes, your one o'clock meeting room does have a round table, why do you ask?	1.5385	0.03592	364	219	100	45
182	Nice try, but HR says your mask isn't approved for our office.	1.5378	0.03900	344	206	91	47
183	Jousting? Why can't you just play golf like everyone else?	1.5374	0.03780	348	204	101	43
184	I’m afraid I’m going to have to give you the axe	1.5370	0.03989	324	201	76	47
185	I don't do Times New Roman	1.5366	0.03816	369	224	92	53
186	Masks have been optional for three weeks now.	1.5363	0.03802	317	180	104	33
187	I am afraid you may have misunderstood when you were hired for the night shift.	1.5362	0.03849	345	205	95	45
188	Well, while you are certainly more than qualified to head our IT department, there’s one last question I always like to ask: At the battle of Hastings in 1066, what might you have done differently were you in command of the English forces, hmm?”	1.5335	0.03822	343	203	97	43
189	I'm having a middle age crisis.	1.5308	0.03817	341	202	97	42
190	This isn’t where I thought I’d be at Middle Age	1.5292	0.04123	308	187	79	42
191	I’m sorry, ut what we’re really looking for is a renaissance man.	1.5285	0.04093	316	193	79	44
192	Unapproachable? Why would you think that?	1.5278	0.04171	288	172	80	36
193	You can drop your visor now, the mask mandate is over.	1.5275	0.03930	309	181	93	35
194	So . . . you're NOT in distress. Well, now I just feel silly.	1.5261	0.04325	287	177	69	41
195	Sooo, I guess you're ready to do the performance reviews.	1.5255	0.03721	333	196	101	36
196	of course you can still mask in the office.	1.5244	0.03896	307	179	95	33
197	I'm the knight watchman. I can't see the clock. Is my shift over?	1.5227	0.03737	331	193	103	35
198	My drawbridge is always open.	1.5222	0.04504	270	169	61	40
199	I've done a lot of crazy stuff for you over the years, but I draw the line at spraying WD-40 you know where.	1.5217	0.04131	322	202	72	48
200	Please don’t take it personally—my therapist says it’s just a defense mechanism.	1.5217	0.03763	345	206	98	41
201	I think you might be taking this Covid thing too seriously.	1.5217	0.03944	299	175	92	32
202	A one knight stand??	1.5210	0.04366	286	179	65	42
203	Be forewarned ⁠— the boss is breathing fire.	1.5202	0.04302	321	209	57	55
204	It protects against the slings and arrows or outrageous fortune.	1.5201	0.04149	298	185	73	40
205	You can’t fire me. I have an iron-clad contract!	1.5193	0.04025	285	167	88	30
206	I’m counting on you to get me out of this.	1.5186	0.03789	322	189	99	34
207	I requested a round table.	1.5186	0.03574	349	212	99	38
208	Let’s circle back in a fortnight.	1.5184	0.03780	326	194	96	36
209	Once again, I am Harriet from data services Mr. Swanson, and not the Lady of the Lake.	1.5176	0.04304	284	176	69	39
210	Tough meeting today?	1.5174	0.04025	288	170	87	31
211	You should know that the metal detector at the entrance has been repaired.	1.5173	0.03844	346	212	89	45
212	Management asked me to bring you up to date.	1.5169	0.04253	296	185	69	42
213	My next move should be up, given that my last two moves were lateral.	1.5162	0.04252	308	196	65	47
214	It’s just a siege, not a hostile takeover.	1.5147	0.04032	307	187	82	38
215	That same dragon is here to see you, but it won't say what it's about.	1.5140	0.04046	286	170	85	31
216	I am expecting Will Smith.	1.5133	0.04947	226	144	48	34
217	I think you misunderstood. This is the NIGHT shift.	1.5127	0.03996	316	194	82	40
218	I freelance.	1.5110	0.04358	272	169	67	36
219	The window washer says he'll polish you for a slight additional fee.	1.5105	0.05944	143	88	37	18
220	Is that an N-95 mask?	1.5100	0.04156	300	187	73	40
221	It's casual Friday. You don't have to wear a suit.	1.5096	0.04227	261	156	77	28
222	Can you close the drawbridge on your way out?	1.5092	0.04654	218	131	63	24
223	I think you should just drop this whole crusade.	1.5086	0.04055	291	176	82	33
224	This is not what I pictured at all when you told me you were going to night School.”	1.5085	0.04265	295	187	66	42
225	So sorry, I left my mask at home.	1.5078	0.03918	319	195	86	38
226	So how long have you been working knight shift?	1.5064	0.03958	312	191	84	37
227	Catch me up on this account - I’m a bit rusty.	1.5054	0.04152	279	170	77	32
228	First day back in the office?	1.5053	0.04109	283	172	79	32
229	Flip your lid when you talk sir.	1.5050	0.04252	301	193	64	44
230	Jim,I think you misunderstood the term “night shift”.	1.5049	0.04209	305	195	66	44
231	Sir, your employees feel you don't see or hear them.	1.5035	0.04174	288	179	73	36
232	What horse in the parking garage?	1.5019	0.04346	257	158	69	30
233	You're jousting with HR at eleven.	1.5000	0.04295	272	170	68	34
234	Sorry, Bob. I meant that an armoire would look good in the office.	1.5000	0.04246	268	165	72	31
235	N95 Masks are more effective.	1.5000	0.04179	256	172	53	31
236	Your Quest for a new stapler has been approved.	1.4985	0.03985	325	206	76	43
237	Will Smith has cancelled his appointment.	1.4983	0.04403	299	199	51	49
238	Sorry, I mean, doth though havest a staple-taker-outer my liege?	1.4983	0.04025	291	180	78	33
239	I don't believe it! I've just been canned.	1.4981	0.04238	263	161	73	29
240	I thought I’d catch up on some paperwork before standing motionless in the lobby for 12 hours.	1.4981	0.04203	257	155	76	26
241	They wanted a campaign, I’ll give them a crusade.	1.4979	0.04637	233	146	58	29
242	I don't know how you walk in those heels.	1.4977	0.04783	221	139	54	28
243	How long have you been here?	1.4963	0.04414	270	173	60	37
244	We’ve exceeded our WD-40 budget already.	1.4961	0.04192	258	156	76	26
245	I see you are all set for the shareholder meeting.	1.4946	0.03896	279	176	77	26
246	Sir, it's the "night" shift	1.4943	0.04262	261	161	71	29
247	A raise? You must be our new jester.	1.4941	0.04640	253	165	51	37
248	Sir? Perhaps you misunderstood the memo regarding a roundtable meeting?	1.4940	0.04339	249	153	69	27
249	It's only a matter of time before Medieval Monday is more popular that Casual Friday.	1.4939	0.04156	245	145	79	21
250	No, I don't know anything about those charges from the Renaissance Fair.	1.4938	0.04417	243	150	66	27
251	There have been complaints about the clattering, sir.	1.4937	0.04392	239	146	68	25
252	I forgot it was Casual Friday.	1.4936	0.04364	235	142	70	23
253	Not what I meant by 'working nights.'	1.4932	0.03917	296	187	76	33
254	Have you done any freelance work?	1.4932	0.03995	294	181	81	32
255	I'll bring this up at the next round table.	1.4932	0.04102	292	183	74	35
256	I specifically said to order the ROUND table.	1.4931	0.04805	217	137	53	27
257	I wasn't referring to your outfit; I said you needed to show some mettle in the meeting last week.	1.4930	0.04918	213	136	49	28
258	HR says it contributes to a hostile workplace	1.4921	0.04239	254	155	73	26
259	Why is it so difficult to procur a round table for conference room A?	1.4907	0.03820	269	160	88	21
260	.. that’s when I realized that you guys don't dress up for Halloween at this branch	1.4906	0.04314	265	167	66	32
261	I'm sorry, but that is not N95 mask compliant.	1.4885	0.04203	260	160	73	27
262	Does the audit really go that far back?	1.4878	0.04822	205	128	54	23
263	Management says no moat.	1.4875	0.04496	240	151	61	28
264	Defensive? What makes you think I'm feeling defensive?	1.4873	0.04473	236	147	63	26
265	Should I get the mail?	1.4873	0.03936	275	179	68	28
266	There's been some rumblings among the staff that you have a medieval approach to management.	1.4866	0.04191	261	161	73	27
267	At least they can't tell whether you're black or white.	1.4861	0.04493	251	161	58	32
268	How are you with Personnel Protective Equipment?	1.4861	0.04275	251	155	70	26
269	Nothing's "happened" to chivalry, Ida. If the dragon's harassing you, report him to HR.	1.4851	0.04646	235	151	54	30
270	Okay, I’m ready for that feedback now	1.4851	0.04278	268	170	66	32
271	Isn’t it easier to just get the booster?	1.4846	0.04930	227	151	42	34
272	Tell them I can't join the meeting right now because I'm a little rusty.	1.4845	0.04805	194	119	56	19
273	Sorry to bother you Frank, but you parked your dragon in a compact spot	1.4831	0.04391	236	146	66	24
274	A man's cubicle is his castle, I always say, Miss Barstow.	1.4825	0.04372	228	144	61	23
275	I was told Will Smith was coming for an interview.	1.4821	0.04859	224	147	46	31
276	Get me two aspirin and see if you can track down where I was last night.	1.4821	0.05178	224	155	30	39
277	The staff thinks you’re prepping for some sort of corporate crusade.	1.4805	0.04357	256	163	63	30
278	Many of us are still working knights.	1.4800	0.04398	250	161	59	30
279	It’s just a routine audit. No reason to get defensive.	1.4798	0.04303	223	134	71	18
280	I don't care if you are dressed as a knight I still won't call you "Sir".	1.4784	0.04487	232	146	61	25
281	Do you pay time and a half for the knight shift	1.4775	0.04591	222	140	58	24
282	Gayle, this report is missing the middle pages.	1.4774	0.04640	243	160	50	33
283	…and just for a while, I WAS the King of the castle”	1.4769	0.04591	216	135	59	22
284	I see you've listed Richard II as a reference--- very impressive.	1.4769	0.04399	216	131	67	18
285	Please let Will Smith know I’m ready for our appointment.	1.4766	0.05021	235	163	32	40
286	We have a different understanding of Chain mail	1.4757	0.04729	185	112	58	15
287	That's not a KN95 mask.	1.4756	0.04589	225	143	57	25
288	You don’t have to throw down your gauntlet every time you don’t want to go to a meeting.	1.4755	0.04212	265	168	68	29
289	That is the third reprimand from HR about you referring to the staff as peasants.	1.4751	0.04929	181	112	52	17
290	Sorry I am so slow, I am a bit rusty.	1.4750	0.04376	240	151	64	25
291	Is it just me or do you seem a little defensive today?	1.4749	0.04248	259	164	67	28
292	You know my moat is always open....	1.4740	0.05349	173	112	40	21
293	I can’t understand why you always expect me to come to your rescue	1.4739	0.04222	249	160	63	26
294	What do you mean hostile work environment? I was just being chivalrous.	1.4737	0.04628	228	147	54	27
295	The round table for the conference room has been delivered.	1.4737	0.04097	266	166	74	26
296	Sales are catapulting.	1.4728	0.04349	239	150	65	24
297	Betty, you wouldn't happen to have a can opener on you, would you?	1.4727	0.04665	220	141	54	25
298	Yes, you are my knight in shining armor, but you’re still 2 weeks late on these time sheets.	1.4723	0.04361	235	147	65	23
299	I thought the ad said, "knights and weekends."	1.4720	0.04247	250	157	68	25
300	I see the mail already came.	1.4717	0.04700	212	135	54	23
301	I'm confused, I thought you said "working nights."	1.4717	0.03856	265	163	81	21
302	OK, now I'm ready to see Will Smith.	1.4714	0.04642	227	147	53	27
303	Despite your best efforts, sir, no one else is using chain mail. We use e-mail.	1.4711	0.04427	242	155	60	27
304	My experience has been that the pen is not terribly mighty.	1.4709	0.04894	189	119	51	19
305	I'm tired of your workplace crusades, Carl.	1.4696	0.05287	181	119	39	23
306	We're only accepting applications for the knight shift.	1.4695	0.04684	213	136	54	23
307	Let me clarify what “night shift” means.	1.4692	0.04619	211	133	57	21
308	I’ve looked this over thoroughly and it seems iron clad”	1.4688	0.04558	224	143	57	24
309	Well, if you worked in H.R., you'd wear one too."	1.4686	0.04832	207	134	49	24
310	They put me on the knight shift.	1.4684	0.04535	237	154	55	28
311	Chivalry has its place, Miss Tomkins, but medieval gets results.	1.4680	0.04852	203	133	46	24
312	I see you made your way up from the mail room.	1.4672	0.04550	244	161	52	31
313	I’m sorry, but we won’t be hiring again until the Renaissance	1.4670	0.04909	197	127	48	22
314	That's not what we meant by working the night shift.	1.4667	0.04454	225	142	61	22
315	Meeting with the boss today?	1.4664	0.04528	223	142	58	23
316	In case the corporate take over turns hostile?	1.4663	0.04667	208	132	55	21
317	Do you mean futile or feudal, or both?	1.4663	0.05111	178	114	45	19
318	Sorry, we’re looking for someone more… middle aged.	1.4652	0.04988	187	120	47	20
319	I know the dress code is pretty vague about "suits," but this isn't what we had in mind.	1.4649	0.04411	228	144	62	22
320	I'm still not completely comfortable being back in the office.	1.4646	0.04343	254	165	60	29
321	No, Sir, 'free lance' just means he's not on our staff.	1.4644	0.04346	239	154	60	25
322	Guarded? What makes you say that?	1.4641	0.04843	209	137	47	25
323	You'll have to pardon my appearance, I just got off the knight shift.	1.4638	0.04926	207	137	44	26
324	Howst may I help thee?	1.4637	0.05150	179	116	43	20
325	No, I said the "night" shift.	1.4636	0.04387	220	137	64	19
326	I feel completely protected from Covid. But if it rains, I’m screwed	1.4632	0.04455	231	148	59	24
327	No, you may not exchange your desk for a Round Table!	1.4632	0.04929	190	122	48	20
328	My advice to you as a new employee is never let your guard down.	1.4631	0.04592	203	127	58	18
329	I had to call Uber. Your horse ran off.	1.4631	0.04592	203	136	48	19
330	Well, it was either this or white satin.	1.4623	0.04838	212	140	46	26
331	HR wants to see you again. Someone complained about a dragon in their parking space.	1.4622	0.04408	225	142	62	21
332	Seymour, we share the same office. Why do I have to keep calling you sir?	1.4612	0.04980	219	150	37	32
333	You can call me "Sir" But I identify as they/them	1.4611	0.05006	180	121	39	20
334	I’ve been asked to let you know that the PPE requirements have been relaxed substantially.	1.4608	0.04468	204	126	62	16
335	Can you explain the gap between your years in the Crusades and your time at the Round Table?	1.4602	0.04303	226	150	55	21
336	Night, sir	1.4602	0.04696	226	150	48	28
337	I wanted one in SHINING armor.	1.4599	0.05043	187	122	44	21
338	Let's circle back on this, and then surround and pillage.	1.4596	0.04940	198	130	45	23
339	I’m assuming this is the day you fire Will Smith.	1.4596	0.05042	198	132	41	25
340	HR wants to talk to you about the meaning of "business casual".	1.4589	0.04680	207	133	53	21
341	Well, I prefer to communicate via Chain Mail.	1.4588	0.04298	279	188	54	37
342	The case didn't settle, so we opted for trial by combat.	1.4585	0.04814	205	134	48	23
343	I got your memo: Knight to Rook 1	1.4585	0.04764	205	133	50	22
344	An employee has filed a report against your middle ageism.	1.4581	0.04898	203	134	45	24
345	Well it makes a nice change from Hawaiian shirt Friday.	1.4578	0.04953	166	103	50	13
346	Why, Mrs. Frobish? Because chivalry isn't dead.	1.4573	0.04545	199	124	59	16
347	It's a long day for a knight.	1.4567	0.04562	208	132	57	19
348	I’m here for the knight-shift.	1.4567	0.04761	208	136	49	23
349	Uh Bob, this contract clearly states Midlevel, not Medieval manager...	1.4565	0.05102	184	121	42	21
350	When I told the employment agency that we were looking for a ‘knight in shining armor’, I wasn’t speaking literally	1.4564	0.04833	195	126	49	20
351	How am I supposed to work at a square table?	1.4563	0.04844	206	136	46	24
352	First day back from Isolation?	1.4560	0.04758	193	123	52	18
353	Which variant is that for?	1.4551	0.05043	178	115	45	18
354	That's not what I meant by "more diversity at the office".	1.4551	0.05168	178	117	41	20
355	It worked against the plague.	1.4545	0.04493	231	151	55	25
356	It's KN-1395.	1.4545	0.05400	165	109	37	19
357	No, ma'am. I'm the knight shift.	1.4541	0.04437	229	148	58	23
358	You’re telling me I just got canned?	1.4532	0.04744	203	132	50	21
359	It's good, but is it ironclad?	1.4529	0.05147	170	110	43	17
360	I guess "Armani" got auto-corrected to "armor." And I just didn't want to make a fuss.	1.4524	0.04628	210	136	53	21
361	I'm prepared for any office backstabbing.	1.4523	0.04707	199	128	52	19
362	I have a few questions about the computer.	1.4522	0.05304	157	101	41	15
363	The King requests the honor of your budget on his desk by noon today	1.4520	0.05249	177	118	38	21
364	The company feels you've taken our mask policy a bit too far	1.4516	0.04750	217	145	46	26
365	Will Smith just arrived	1.4516	0.05059	186	123	42	21
366	We have an Old School management style here.	1.4516	0.04943	186	121	46	19
367	I'm still not going to call you Sir.	1.4514	0.05104	175	114	43	18
368	I dressed for the job I want.	1.4513	0.04491	195	124	56	15
369	Welcome to the knight shift.	1.4511	0.04922	184	119	47	18
370	I hate paper cuts.	1.4510	0.04571	204	130	56	18
371	At least they don't know I'm a woman.	1.4508	0.04755	193	124	51	18
372	You’ll have to wear it if you work with me on the knight shift.	1.4508	0.04698	193	123	53	17
373	My pronouns are thy and ye.	1.4507	0.04770	213	142	46	25
374	Sir, the staff are wondering if you need a can opener or a therapist?	1.4503	0.05614	151	102	31	18
375	the cleaners called they found the shield.	1.4497	0.04998	189	125	43	21
376	NONE SHALL PASS!!! but I can reschedule you for next week.	1.4497	0.05030	169	108	46	15
377	Yes, I'm manger of the complaint department.	1.4490	0.04757	196	127	50	19
378	This is ironclad.	1.4489	0.04752	176	110	53	13
379	Chivalry is dead so I took your comfy chair.	1.4487	0.05554	156	104	34	18
380	I am happy to report the threat of a hostile takeover is over, sir.	1.4486	0.04612	214	140	52	22
381	Let's just say you need a pretty thick skin around here.	1.4479	0.05305	163	107	39	17
382	I can see why they call you Lance	1.4478	0.04671	201	130	52	19
383	I can confirm what you're looking at here has been forged.	1.4478	0.04453	201	126	60	15
384	I understand you started out in the mail room.	1.4477	0.05669	172	121	25	26
385	You think you're the only one holding down the fort?	1.4474	0.04864	190	124	47	19
386	Guinevere called. She wants you to pick up some lox and bagels on your way home.	1.4474	0.04630	190	120	55	15
387	Masks are no longer required.	1.4472	0.04758	199	130	49	20
388	And they said I’d never meet my knight in shining armor at the office.	1.4469	0.04476	226	148	55	23
389	Although armor is not required for working in audit, it is suggested.	1.4467	0.04274	244	159	61	24
390	No, I don't want to see your sword!	1.4451	0.04896	182	118	47	17
391	They are transferring me to the complaint department.	1.4451	0.04957	182	119	45	18
392	Just move the joust to 4 o'clock.	1.4439	0.04444	205	130	59	16
393	I don't want to work on the knight shift!	1.4434	0.04493	212	137	56	19
394	Yes, as a matter of fact I do have a meeting with the Board of Directors today, how did you know?	1.4433	0.04733	194	126	50	18
395	Your four o'clock Joust has cancelled.	1.4433	0.04619	194	124	54	16
396	I think you misunderstood me when I told you I'm a night person.	1.4429	0.04524	210	136	55	19
397	I see you're ready for your interview at the Oscars	1.4420	0.04502	224	148	53	23
398	I get comp time for working the knight shift	1.4396	0.04954	182	120	44	18
399	And on Casual Fridays I wear a t-shirt and jeans underneath.	1.4396	0.05075	182	122	40	20
400	I'm afraid your performance review incorrectly spelled mettle.	1.4393	0.05007	173	113	44	16
401	We said you needed thicker skin. But this is just silly.	1.4390	0.04548	205	133	54	18
402	I don't think that will protect you against a cyber attack	1.4383	0.05176	162	106	41	15
403	I see on your resume that you searched for the Holy Grail, but never completed your dissertation.	1.4382	0.05219	178	121	36	21
404	Well,this explains the valiant steed in the first floor lobby	1.4379	0.05091	169	111	42	16
405	You're way over budget on PPE.	1.4378	0.04697	217	147	45	25
406	Sorry if I seem defensive. I get rattled easily.	1.4375	0.05222	160	107	37	16
407	We ran out of masks.	1.4375	0.04945	176	124	32	20
408	I've been promoted to medieval management.	1.4375	0.05297	160	106	38	16
409	Tell me about your volunteer work - it says “Knights of Columbus” here…	1.4371	0.05135	167	110	41	16
410	In the Human Resources Department, you either develop a thick skin or dress accordingly.	1.4368	0.04985	174	114	44	16
411	The morning joust is off and the roundtable is now on Zoom.	1.4363	0.04769	204	137	45	22
412	I always just thought it was a Zoom filter…	1.4362	0.05122	188	129	36	23
413	Pam, I think we could all agree those hoop earrings are a little tacky.	1.4360	0.05354	172	118	33	21
414	I was wrong. It seems the pen IS mightier.	1.4358	0.04820	179	116	48	15
415	What's wrong with my horse and castle expenses?	1.4356	0.04926	163	108	41	14
416	They didn't tell you the knight shift doesn't start until 10pm?	1.4356	0.04303	225	152	53	20
417	What makes you think our HR practices are medieval?	1.4346	0.04664	191	124	51	16
418	We’re just requesting a face mask, the armor is optional.	1.4343	0.04874	198	134	42	22
419	I hope you made this brief ironclad.	1.4343	0.04433	198	126	58	14
420	I guess you didn't understand what it meant when we assigned you to the night shift.	1.4343	0.04603	198	129	52	17
421	I don't think this is what they meant by PPE.	1.4341	0.04800	205	139	43	23
422	Can't you wear SPF 40 like regular people?	1.4341	0.04762	182	118	49	15
423	Larry told you I’m an adjuster? Dear lady, I am a jouster.	1.4335	0.05328	173	119	33	21
424	The mask mandate has been lifted and I'd love to know who you are.	1.4332	0.04672	187	121	51	15
425	I’m ready for my 3pm with Mr. Pinkett Smith	1.4321	0.05389	162	110	34	18
426	I seem to recall the tables at my last job being a bit... rounder.	1.4320	0.04579	206	136	51	19
427	I was told that knight school expenses are reimbursable.	1.4318	0.06196	132	92	23	17
428	Just add in 'Storming The Castle', and we're good.	1.4314	0.05227	153	100	40	13
429	I had to provide my own PPE	1.4314	0.04714	204	137	46	21
430	This meeting doesn't need to be combative	1.4311	0.04915	167	108	46	13
431	Any experience in hostile takeovers?	1.4311	0.05269	167	113	36	18
432	It’s been a hard days knight.	1.4308	0.04927	195	133	40	22
433	For your next quest, the copier is jammed again.	1.4304	0.05415	158	107	34	17
434	We’re launching a hostile takeover of White Castle.	1.4303	0.05520	165	115	29	21
435	Send in the dragons Abby	1.4294	0.05433	163	112	32	19
436	Mr. Rock, are you ready to see Will Smith, now?	1.4286	0.05341	175	122	31	22
437	No, just filling in today... I usually work the Knight shift.	1.4286	0.05677	133	90	30	13
438	It's company policy. ACME ARMOR human resources and marketing employees must wear the uniform. The helmet is optional. If you get the job, you will be measured and fitted. Your armor is provided at no cost, and it will be kept in your office.	1.4259	0.05166	162	108	39	15
439	Sorry, no, we're not buying you a round table.	1.4258	0.04527	209	139	51	19
440	I meant to brace yourself emotionally, Steven. You’re being fired.	1.4258	0.05009	155	100	44	11
441	It will be a relief to remove it after I'm done with the layoffs.	1.4251	0.04760	167	107	49	11
442	Frankly, you are too tin skinned.	1.4248	0.05302	153	102	37	14
443	‘He embarrassed me in front of the team, Linda. So let’s see if the pen is indeed mightier than the sword!’	1.4247	0.05397	146	97	36	13
444	Call down and have my horse ready.	1.4242	0.05097	165	110	40	15
445	The N95 just not enough for you?	1.4241	0.04830	191	131	40	20
446	I always work the knight shift.	1.4239	0.05197	184	129	32	23
447	I work better on a round table.	1.4236	0.04236	203	129	62	12
448	Why would I know anything about a lance going through the copier?	1.4233	0.04866	189	128	42	19
449	And you're willing to work knight shifts?	1.4227	0.04365	194	130	49	15
450	Another siege that could have been an email.	1.4222	0.04790	180	119	46	15
451	So, is Will Smith your next client?	1.4219	0.04866	192	133	38	21
452	HR thinks you're not really Wilson.	1.4217	0.05000	166	110	42	14
453	In the job description, I thought 'knight shift position' was an autocorrect error.	1.4211	0.05324	152	102	36	14
454	I have an iron deficiency	1.4207	0.04968	164	108	43	13
455	Jason, I hate to be the one to break this to you, but around here the only jousting we do is verbal.	1.4200	0.05030	150	97	43	10
456	Nothing else fits me anymore.	1.4200	0.05374	150	101	35	14
457	Do you need more oil?	1.4194	0.05248	155	104	37	14
458	So that's a ham on rye with mustard and a can of WD 40	1.4178	0.05477	146	99	33	14
459	Ready to slay some dragons, eh, George?	1.4176	0.05255	170	118	33	19
460	I know we don't have a dress code any longer, but it's raining today and you could rust.	1.4176	0.04618	182	119	50	13
461	And you're comfortable working knights?	1.4171	0.04789	199	137	41	21
462	A raise? Surely you joust.	1.4167	0.04975	180	123	39	18
463	I'm preparing for a hostile takeover.	1.4167	0.05377	156	107	33	16
464	Why do you think I'm being unnecessarily defensive?	1.4161	0.05328	161	111	33	17
465	Working two jobs is the only way I can keep the castle	1.4150	0.04499	200	146	36	18
466	Would you like to know how I broke through the glass ceiling?	1.4145	0.05479	152	105	31	16
467	No Bob, this isn't what I meant when I complained that chivalry was dead.	1.4140	0.05195	157	106	37	14
468	More important than being a mail clerk, can you joust?	1.4121	0.04862	165	109	44	12
469	What, this old thing?	1.4118	0.05897	119	80	29	10
470	I accept all forms of payment including cash, credit cards and conquered lands.	1.4118	0.05207	153	103	37	13
471	Good resume, but we are looking for a knight in shining armor.	1.4113	0.05611	141	97	30	14
472	Have you thought of just getting vaccinated?	1.4113	0.05840	124	84	29	11
473	You try working the claims rejection desk for a few weeks and we'll see what your wearing.	1.4111	0.04843	180	122	42	16
474	They are transferring me to our Camelot office? Why?”	1.4111	0.05093	180	126	34	20
475	Inside, I’m a softie.	1.4110	0.05886	146	105	22	19
476	No I’m sorry I don’t have any oil on me.	1.4110	0.04220	219	145	58	16
477	You could ditch that armor, you know, if you'd just stop using Reply All all the time.	1.4103	0.04689	195	133	44	18
478	I’m a freelancer.	1.4101	0.04881	178	121	41	16
479	My mistake, I thought the position was for the night shift.	1.4101	0.05009	178	123	37	18
480	Just another friendly reminder that masks aren’t required in the office… but do whatever makes you feel comfortable.	1.4099	0.05173	161	110	36	15
481	Do you prefer 'man in a can' or 'mite in shining armor'?	1.4096	0.05273	166	116	32	18
482	I’m sorry Sir, but in 2022 it’s considered harassment to require me to work knights.	1.4094	0.05130	149	99	39	11
483	I am sorry Sir, that does not meet our masking requirements.	1.4094	0.05224	171	120	32	19
484	Yes, I went to knight school.	1.4091	0.05177	176	124	32	20
485	The ad should have read: must be willing to work nights.	1.4091	0.04637	198	135	45	18
486	It sounds like you are saying "oil can".	1.4091	0.05886	132	92	26	14
487	The stables just called. It seems your horse's warranty has expired.	1.4091	0.05014	154	102	41	11
488	It's vintage.	1.4091	0.04928	154	101	43	10
489	Mr. Stevens called from the hospital, he said verbal jousting only from now on.	1.4091	0.05479	132	88	34	10
490	You’ll find me hard to really get to know.	1.4091	0.05479	132	88	34	10
491	I oversee all mergers and inquisitions.	1.4085	0.04801	164	108	45	11
492	The front office called. You're wanted at the round table.	1.4085	0.05104	164	112	37	15
493	Just get the booster.	1.4085	0.05030	164	111	39	14
494	I’m jousting for a promotion.	1.4078	0.04987	179	124	37	18
495	Yes, the expense for the cod piece is absolutely necessary	1.4076	0.05419	157	110	30	17
496	Sir, your horse is parked in the red zone.	1.4074	0.04919	162	108	42	12
497	I'm ready to go over your performance review.	1.4074	0.05148	162	111	36	15
498	From Middle Ages to middle management.	1.4074	0.05507	162	116	26	20
499	Sorry Ms. Brown, you're not eligible to receive your suit until you've been here six months.	1.4071	0.05450	140	95	33	12
500	Different century. Same message.	1.4070	0.04727	199	138	41	20
501	Catherine, reserve the Round Table Room for our meeting tomorrow.	1.4070	0.04335	199	131	55	13
502	The worst part about returning to the office is getting through security.	1.4067	0.05275	150	102	35	13
503	Describe a difficult situation and how you handled it.	1.4065	0.06091	123	86	24	13
504	I have a union meeting this morning and a shareholder meeting this afternoon, why do you ask?	1.4062	0.05116	160	109	37	14
505	What? It’s laundry day.	1.4056	0.05547	143	99	30	14
506	I preferred the Round Table but the others all work from home now, so…	1.4051	0.05082	158	107	38	13
507	If you could find the Holy Grail, you can find 10 percent to cut from your budget.	1.4045	0.04940	178	125	35	18
508	Coffee and a straw?	1.4044	0.05657	136	94	29	13
509	I’m just the knight clerk	1.4041	0.05196	146	98	37	11
510	I’m sorry but I can no longer work the knight shift	1.4038	0.05363	156	109	31	16
511	Now you want a round desk. We should have just let you work from home.	1.4038	0.05127	156	106	37	13
512	Corporate is sending you on a quest. Do you accept?	1.4026	0.05334	154	107	32	15
513	HR wants to see you.	1.4024	0.04948	164	111	40	13
514	...and I am also going to need a trebuchet.	1.4016	0.05943	127	89	25	13
515	Temp or Templar?	1.4015	0.05718	137	96	27	14
516	The real question is... where is your armor?	1.4014	0.05388	142	97	33	12
517	I don’t know where these rumors of a hostile takeover are coming from, why do you ask?	1.4014	0.05168	147	99	37	11
518	Don't worry I'm also wearing an N95 mask.	1.4014	0.05168	147	99	37	11
519	We still social distance here, two squares forward and one to the side.	1.4000	0.04766	180	123	42	15
520	Frank, it's casual Friday. Not casualty Friday.	1.4000	0.04980	155	104	40	11
521	Hello. I have a 3 o'clock appointment with King Arthur.	1.4000	0.04848	165	111	42	12
522	Gary, I told you you’d be working the NIGHT shift.	1.4000	0.05441	140	96	32	12
523	Yes, jousting is on my expense report. It was a short-lived team building exercise.	1.4000	0.06354	110	77	22	11
524	I'm still not calling you Sir	1.4000	0.05737	130	90	28	12
525	Accounting says the square table in the boardroom is perfectly fine.	1.4000	0.04932	145	95	42	8
526	I hate the Knight shift.	1.3988	0.05076	168	117	35	16
527	Lloyd, HR respectfully suggests you just get vaccinated.	1.3988	0.05040	163	112	37	14
528	I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but I really love your outfit!	1.3988	0.05040	163	114	34	15
529	It's a memo explaining the difference between a middle manager and a medieval manager.	1.3987	0.04995	158	107	39	12
530	So, I see you filed a complaint about unwanted touching....	1.3975	0.05380	161	115	28	18
531	It was a hostile takeover	1.3974	0.04785	156	103	44	9
532	The requisition for a round table shouldn’t be a problem, it’s the catapult that may be harder to explain.	1.3974	0.05405	151	106	30	15
533	It’s just a paper cut Lance.	1.3973	0.05366	146	101	32	13
534	Great week Marge, but in this office we say "my liege".	1.3973	0.05453	146	102	30	14
535	I'm told that this armor will help me when I make it to the glass ceiling.	1.3972	0.05593	141	99	28	14
536	It says here you can work knights?	1.3971	0.04397	209	143	49	17
537	As a matter if fact I AM looking for a night job.	1.3969	0.05598	131	90	30	11
538	Are you available to work knights?	1.3966	0.06229	116	82	22	12
539	My other suit is at the cleaners	1.3964	0.06041	111	76	26	9
540	I’m guessing you’re going for the ‘renaissance man’ vibe.	1.3964	0.05620	111	73	32	6
541	Try to fit in the marketing meeting after my two o'clock siege.	1.3961	0.05164	154	106	35	13
542	It's an interesting strategy. But remember, my moves are somewhat limited.	1.3955	0.05299	134	90	35	9
543	I think work from home lasted a little too long.	1.3955	0.05607	134	93	29	12
544	I’m sorry, I don’t have time. There’s a dragon in accounting breathing down my neck.	1.3953	0.05438	129	87	33	9
545	I hate performance review time.	1.3952	0.04950	167	115	38	14
546	So anytime you do an IRS audit of a mob member this is what you'll wear.	1.3952	0.05819	124	86	27	11
547	I hear you've been transferred to the Knight Shift.	1.3949	0.05250	157	113	29	15
548	I said I needed a new armoire	1.3949	0.05012	157	107	38	12
549	And finally, how do you feel about working knights?	1.3949	0.04258	195	129	55	11
550	Defensive, inflexible, and we don't see eye to eye.	1.3947	0.06182	114	80	23	11
551	your move.	1.3945	0.06388	109	77	21	11
552	the king is on line 1	1.3942	0.05319	137	93	34	10
553	I didn't know we had a knight shift.	1.3938	0.05101	160	111	35	14
554	I'm sorry to say that jousting has been removed from the meeting agenda.	1.3935	0.05055	155	106	37	12
555	So you are still working the knight shift?	1.3935	0.05137	155	107	35	13
556	Your horse was in my space again.	1.3932	0.06064	117	82	24	11
557	You may be taking the "gatekeeper" part of your job description a little too literally.	1.3932	0.05942	117	81	26	10
558	One suggestion Galahad— change 'pillaging and looting' to 'standard business practices'.	1.3931	0.05475	145	102	29	14
559	You must be the fella to see for a quote on aluminum siding"	1.3929	0.05335	140	96	33	11
560	I am sorry mam,we only have openings for the knight shift.	1.3923	0.04738	181	125	41	15
561	How many times do I have to tell you,Craig? The armor is not protecting you from cyber attacks. You need to stop clicking on those links.	1.3919	0.05131	148	104	33	11
562	Guinevere, this contract is iron clad!	1.3919	0.05131	148	101	36	11
563	Any experience getting a sword out of a stone?	1.3913	0.06261	115	82	21	12
564	I think you're confused about working nights.	1.3913	0.04682	184	127	42	15
565	I’m sorry I’m late. The moat slowed me down.	1.3910	0.05211	133	89	36	8
566	Don’t worry, I’m wearing an N95 mask.	1.3902	0.04856	164	112	40	12
567	Yes, this is the complaint department.	1.3895	0.04840	172	119	39	14
568	Don’t ask me how I’ll drink it, just get me a coffee.	1.3894	0.06584	113	83	16	14
569	Everything else was at the drycleaner's.	1.3884	0.05794	121	84	27	10
570	I misread the dress code memo.	1.3882	0.04944	152	103	39	10
571	Just pour it in the spout.	1.3881	0.05495	134	93	30	11
572	Who cares about your computer skills. How are you with a brillo pad?	1.3879	0.04676	165	111	44	10
573	It is a list of things I ‘d liked changed, starting with the shape of this table.	1.3875	0.05093	160	112	34	14
574	I’m jousting after work today.	1.3873	0.05274	142	98	33	11
575	What do you mean antiquated? Windows XP works doesn't it?	1.3871	0.05806	124	87	26	11
576	Remember, Bill, it's called an acquisition, not a "siege".	1.3867	0.05333	150	106	30	14
577	Holdeth my calls.	1.3866	0.05980	119	84	24	11
578	All this mail must be wearing you out Sir	1.3865	0.04713	163	116	34	13
579	Did you not say we were jousting for this promotion?	1.3860	0.05361	114	75	34	5
580	I'm told you've been seeking new challenges.	1.3860	0.05779	114	78	28	8
581	My moat is always open.	1.3857	0.05514	140	99	28	13
582	When they said they wanted you to work the night shift, this is not what they meant.	1.3852	0.06098	122	88	21	13
583	You need to have a thick skin around here.	1.3851	0.04938	148	100	39	9
584	Sir, I hate to tell you this but your horse pooped in the hall again.	1.3851	0.05468	148	106	27	15
585	You heard me say we’d have to work knights and weekends…	1.3851	0.04831	161	115	34	12
586	I’m told you have some questions about our masking policy.	1.3851	0.04795	174	121	39	14
587	Well I don’t feel middle aged.	1.3846	0.05150	143	98	35	10
588	HR claims I was hired medieval, not mid-level.	1.3846	0.04821	169	117	39	13
589	When I said the manager was a dragon, I wasn’t being literal.	1.3846	0.05802	117	81	27	9
590	Just in case will smith stops by.	1.3846	0.05715	130	92	26	12
591	I usually work the Knight shift, which is why I have not been at the table...	1.3841	0.05073	164	119	29	16
592	Sir, your 'mail' arrived but I will need your help carrying it in.	1.3841	0.05135	151	105	34	12
593	The Knight shift already? I sure I lost track of time.	1.3836	0.05258	146	102	32	12
594	Preparing for my Oscar presentation,if you must know.	1.3835	0.05720	133	95	25	13
595	I think you should be more open to new ideas.	1.3835	0.05620	133	94	27	12
596	Take this purchase order and get me a case of WD40 ASAP .	1.3833	0.06170	120	87	20	13
597	Did you say a case of COVID or a case of WD-40	1.3833	0.05123	180	132	27	21
598	Union unrest, Margaret.	1.3833	0.05574	120	82	30	8
599	Looks like it's going to be an all-knighter	1.3831	0.05063	154	107	35	12
600	I just didn't feel a mask was good enough	1.3827	0.04964	162	113	36	13
601	And art thou chaste?	1.3826	0.06368	115	84	18	13
602	Casual Friday today, not combat Monday.	1.3819	0.05025	144	105	27	12
603	It's 5:30, good knight.	1.3817	0.04879	186	134	33	19
604	I'm his first line of defense.	1.3817	0.05249	131	89	34	8
605	But your resume says nothing about moat maintenance.	1.3813	0.04926	160	111	37	12
606	My cars in the shop. I had to take the subway.	1.3810	0.05840	126	90	24	12
607	We're looking for a candidate proficient in Excelsior.	1.3810	0.05730	126	89	26	11
608	This IS my knight job.	1.3806	0.05036	155	108	35	12
609	When I said your work should be bulletproof this isn't what I meant.	1.3805	0.06070	113	80	23	10
610	No, I never get defensive.	1.3804	0.05015	163	115	34	14
611	I called Staples and Office Depot -- nobody has a round one.	1.3803	0.05357	142	100	30	12
612	Yes, I am glad to be back in the office. You?"	1.3797	0.04968	158	110	36	12
613	I'm about to go pill my cat.	1.3790	0.05793	124	88	25	11
614	Oh yeah, I’ve got the best moat guy!	1.3788	0.05327	132	91	32	9
615	The impending takeover is expected to be hostile.	1.3786	0.05503	140	100	27	13
616	Do you know where they put the can opener	1.3778	0.05450	135	95	29	11
617	Don't worry, it's just until we get through this medieval period.	1.3778	0.05243	135	93	33	9
618	Sam from legal didn't hold the elevator for me. I hear you're the guy to talk to.	1.3776	0.06241	98	68	23	7
619	We take Covid -19 very serious around here!	1.3775	0.04481	151	99	47	5
620	We are looking for someone with a little more mettle.	1.3774	0.04694	159	108	42	9
621	Galahad can't just keep bringing back maidens and charging back the second rental horse. Get him up here!	1.3769	0.05702	130	93	25	12
622	Your horse just got towed, again.	1.3769	0.05806	130	94	23	13
623	Oh my, is it tax season already?	1.3767	0.05064	146	101	35	10
624	I’d expect this level of work from a squire, but not you.	1.3765	0.04717	162	111	41	10
625	Please call the parking attendant and have him bring me my horse.	1.3761	0.05498	109	73	31	5
626	HR would like to discuss your interviewing techniques, Mr. Hardesy.	1.3759	0.05807	133	97	22	14
627	Just because you are from human services doesn't mean you need to know if I consider myself male or female.	1.3758	0.04900	149	105	34	10
628	Isn’t this Armor Friday?	1.3750	0.05347	152	110	27	15
629	I'll see what I can do, but dragon-slaying requests are due at 4:00 pm sharp.	1.3750	0.05387	144	103	28	13
630	Are you jousting?	1.3750	0.06042	120	87	21	12
631	How are your sword skills?"	1.3750	0.05417	136	96	29	11
632	I was talking about emotional armor.	1.3750	0.04753	168	117	39	12
633	Your 9:00 quest is here.	1.3740	0.04887	131	89	36	6
634	It's Friday, would it kill you to wear a tunic?	1.3740	0.06043	123	90	20	13
635	And for what purpose have you requisitioned a can opener?	1.3740	0.05702	123	87	26	10
636	We need to talk about your last expense report.	1.3733	0.05054	150	105	34	11
637	I'm sick of people saying I'm defensive.	1.3732	0.04958	142	97	37	8
638	Yes, I did work the knight shift. What tipped you off?	1.3730	0.05826	126	91	23	12
639	Now this is what I call an iron-clad legal defense.	1.3729	0.05619	118	82	28	8
640	If Ron can wear sweatpants I can wear this.	1.3727	0.05899	110	77	25	8
641	Miss Brown, I see this is your third violation for not wearing the required personal protective equipment.	1.3727	0.04812	161	112	38	11
642	You looked better in white satin.	1.3724	0.05265	145	103	30	12
643	Casual Friday.	1.3723	0.05181	137	95	33	9
644	Lately your chivalry has fallen below our company's standards.	1.3717	0.05213	113	75	34	4
645	Research says face KN95's really work.	1.3712	0.05313	132	92	31	9
646	Yes, I’m from HR. And, no, that won’t protect you.	1.3711	0.04932	159	112	35	12
647	Sorry, we're hiring damsels and wenches.	1.3710	0.05891	124	90	22	12
648	I requested a round table for my office.	1.3710	0.05547	124	87	28	9
649	So, you're the new guy from the mail room?	1.3707	0.05548	116	80	29	7
650	We received another complaint that your management style is too old fashioned.	1.3706	0.04621	143	100	36	7
651	I usually work from home.	1.3704	0.05123	135	93	34	8
652	This isn’t how you protect your computer from Trojan horses, sir.	1.3704	0.05823	108	75	26	7
653	We get it, you did you junior year abroad.	1.3704	0.05335	135	95	30	10
654	Your resume looks great, but as a black woman, you need a thick skin to work here.	1.3704	0.05538	135	97	26	12
655	Boss told me I was too thin-skinned.	1.3701	0.04848	127	84	39	4
656	Call me M’Lady one more time, and I’m going to H.R.	1.3700	0.05801	100	68	27	5
657	And your preferred pronouns?	1.3699	0.05235	146	104	30	12
658	Your co-workers feel you're a little guarded around them.	1.3696	0.05047	138	95	35	8
659	There’s a Mr Merlin here to see you.	1.3696	0.05252	138	97	31	10
660	Yes I am the Principal, why?	1.3694	0.05713	111	77	27	7
661	Actuarial Errantry is not a thing, Norman.	1.3692	0.05583	130	93	26	11
662	You can tell me, Ms Roberts, I’m like a steel trap.	1.3692	0.05793	130	95	22	13
663	It was a real battle to get into work today.	1.3689	0.05232	122	83	33	6
664	So the round table is still unavailable?	1.3689	0.05484	122	85	29	8
665	I am now prepared for the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. Send my lawyer in."	1.3681	0.04602	163	112	42	9
666	So,you're the new guy on the knight shift?	1.3676	0.05093	136	94	34	8
667	I don't know why anyone would say I was thin-skinned.	1.3676	0.05093	136	96	31	9
668	No more Mr. Nice Guy.	1.3675	0.05771	117	83	25	9
669	Did you forget it's casual Friday?	1.3675	0.05897	117	84	23	10
670	Please stop dressing like you’re still working from home.	1.3672	0.05419	128	90	29	9
671	That's not the malware protection we meant.	1.3667	0.05909	120	87	22	11
672	HR said if you're vaxed and boosted masks are optional.	1.3667	0.04862	150	104	37	9
673	No ma'am. You need that next desk. I'm only the knight manager.	1.3667	0.05667	120	85	26	9
674	Why do I get the feeling I'm about to be fired?	1.3662	0.05143	142	100	32	10
675	Surely you joust.	1.3661	0.06213	112	82	19	11
676	And lastly, as to your pronouns, do you prefer “my liege” or “m’lady”?	1.3661	0.05812	112	79	25	8
677	I'm going to be here all knight.	1.3659	0.05448	123	86	29	8
678	I understand you are presenting the Oscar for Best Actor tonight.	1.3657	0.05854	134	100	19	15
679	It’s my middle age crisis.	1.3656	0.06264	93	65	22	6
680	And can you get me a can of oil, and not any of this foreign oil	1.3651	0.05589	126	90	26	10
681	Doth ye notice anything different about me ?	1.3651	0.05357	126	88	30	8
682	Tell me. What’s your distress?	1.3650	0.05167	137	96	32	9
683	Well, “Beth from HR”, perhaps I left it blank for a reason. How would you like it if I asked which year YOU were born in?	1.3646	0.05946	96	66	25	5
684	Well, didn't you say I should work the knight shift?	1.3643	0.05190	140	99	31	10
685	Shall we begin your performance review?	1.3636	0.05076	132	91	34	7
686	It makes you look ten years younger, sir.	1.3636	0.06168	99	70	22	7
687	This was the only clean suit I had left.	1.3636	0.05589	110	76	28	6
688	So you're saying mead is unallowable on the travel reimbursement?	1.3636	0.04917	143	99	36	8
689	I do miss working from castle.	1.3636	0.05016	143	100	34	9
690	Damsels are down 37%, and there were no dragons in Q1.	1.3631	0.05124	157	114	29	14
691	Add our usual boilerplate at the beginning.	1.3628	0.06037	113	82	21	10
692	My chair squeaks.	1.3628	0.05905	113	81	23	9
693	There's not a round table in Conference Room B either.	1.3626	0.06904	91	67	15	9
694	If you're that worried about being back in the office, just wear an N-95.	1.3626	0.06351	91	64	21	6
695	Yes…your salary is medieval…do you think I wear this outfit for fun?	1.3624	0.04968	149	105	34	10
696	Great! I send you out for WD-40 and you come back with 3 in 1 oil.	1.3624	0.04876	149	104	36	9
697	What makes you think I don't welcome criticism?	1.3623	0.05033	138	96	34	8
698	So, you got demoted from the round circle to the hopeless rectangle?	1.3623	0.05339	138	99	28	11
699	"Thank goodness for casual Friday- chain mail is way more comfortable."	1.3623	0.04926	138	95	36	7
700	I read here that you have nerves of steel.	1.3622	0.05204	127	88	32	7
701	I'm actually wearing it to protect you.	1.3622	0.04830	127	87	35	5
702	An anonymous employee complained that company culture is combative and old-fashioned.	1.3617	0.05829	94	64	26	4
703	Must be performance review day.	1.3615	0.05461	130	96	23	11
704	Can you tell me a little more about your experience with trebuchets?	1.3613	0.05563	119	84	27	8
705	Thick skin isn’t enough for this job.	1.3613	0.05563	119	84	27	8
706	According to the CDC it's my option	1.3611	0.06094	108	78	21	9
707	I see on your resume you are willing to work a knight shift.	1.3611	0.05084	144	102	32	10
708	I said ‘Work at Night’!	1.3609	0.05156	133	93	32	8
709	What do you mean, "...and from the waist down?"?	1.3607	0.05468	122	86	28	8
710	Oh great...the building entrance is getting metal detectors!	1.3600	0.06594	100	74	16	10
711	For months, everyone thought this was my Zoom avatar.	1.3600	0.06280	100	72	20	8
712	If I may, sir, oval might be a better fit.	1.3600	0.05495	125	89	27	9
713	You can threaten to throw down both gauntlets, I'm still resigning.	1.3600	0.06439	100	73	18	9
714	Expecting a rough review?	1.3596	0.05727	114	81	25	8
715	It's fine, you can go. I'll handle the knight shift...again.	1.3595	0.04961	153	109	33	11
716	Call me “sir”.	1.3592	0.05830	103	72	25	6
717	Did you get me my oil?	1.3592	0.05031	142	100	33	9
718	Shall I make reservations for tonight at the Round Table?	1.3588	0.05533	131	95	25	11
719	A can opener, a very large can opener!	1.3587	0.07180	92	70	11	11
720	No, sir, I did not hear about a resurgence of the plague.	1.3585	0.05872	106	75	24	7
721	I’m sensing some defensiveness here.	1.3581	0.05339	148	109	25	14
722	I applied for the night shift...	1.3581	0.04890	148	104	35	9
723	Cancel the meeting. I can't see them now.	1.3579	0.06334	95	68	20	7
724	Sorry, Sir. Did you want your lance or your lunch?	1.3578	0.06186	109	80	19	10
725	I see eliminating waste has become a real crusade.	1.3577	0.05307	123	86	30	7
726	I don't care what legal says, this agreement is iron clad. I should know, I wrote it myself!	1.3571	0.04934	154	110	33	11
727	I also have a Masters in Chivalry and am trained in broadaxe combat and strategies of the trebuchet.	1.3571	0.06686	98	73	15	10
728	Of course I can handle criticism.	1.3571	0.06197	98	70	21	7
729	Surely you joust …….?	1.3566	0.05138	129	92	29	8
730	Can I see your vaccine id?	1.3566	0.05590	129	94	24	11
731	Do you have King Arthur's email?	1.3562	0.05119	146	105	30	11
732	The co-op board called again. We need to do something about the moat.	1.3558	0.06098	104	75	21	8
733	—no I meant, do you surf?	1.3556	0.05306	135	97	28	10
734	”Please, Sir, may I have a chair?	1.3556	0.06944	90	67	14	9
735	I'm being sacked?	1.3556	0.06762	90	68	13	9
736	Boss, I'm tired of working the knight shift.	1.3554	0.05852	121	89	21	11
737	The dermatologist told me not to scratch it.	1.3554	0.05611	121	87	25	9
738	I don't think that's what's meant by PPE	1.3554	0.05733	121	88	23	10
739	In this, sticks and stones REALLY can't break my bones.	1.3553	0.04612	152	105	40	7
740	Could you get me a straw with that please ?	1.3551	0.05673	107	75	26	6
741	Around here, we take personal safety seriously.	1.3551	0.05013	107	73	31	3
742	It's good to finally feel normal.	1.3548	0.05748	124	91	22	11
743	I think I have a fridge magnet stuck under my collar.	1.3545	0.06001	110	80	21	9
744	Can you help me understand your report? I’ve been working from home for awhile and I’m a bit rusty.	1.3545	0.06001	110	80	21	9
745	Please let me know when everyone has reviewed the new Chivalry and Valor policy.	1.3543	0.05306	127	90	29	8
746	Tell Bitterman in Accounting I challenge him to a joust over his refusal to accept my travel receipts.	1.3543	0.05306	127	90	29	8
747	Your request to wear armor was approved, but having a separate rest room was denied”	1.3543	0.05758	127	94	21	12
748	Just CC me on the chain mail.	1.3540	0.05611	113	80	26	7
749	Cancel my afternoon calls. I'm going to get a few jousts in.	1.3540	0.05750	113	81	24	8
750	I'm dreaming the impossible dream.	1.3540	0.05468	113	79	28	6
751	Don't worry, I've been knighted and boosted.	1.3535	0.06144	99	71	21	7
752	He's in with the jester right now.	1.3534	0.05511	116	82	27	7
753	Yes Mr Smith, "knight shift". Very funny. Now take it off and get on with your work please.	1.3529	0.05169	136	97	30	9
754	Your desk is at the round table just to your right with Lance.	1.3529	0.06017	102	73	22	7
755	It’s just in case of a hostile takeover.	1.3529	0.05853	102	72	24	6
756	Well Ms. Burns, how do you know it was MY horse that made a mess in the parking garage?	1.3529	0.05796	119	87	22	10
757	You can’t fire me. I’ve already been canned.	1.3529	0.06154	119	90	16	13
758	I am signing my email “knighty-knight” and I don't want to hear one thing about it.	1.3529	0.05685	102	71	26	5
759	I've got mail.	1.3525	0.04774	139	102	28	9
760	It says I've been transferred to knight shift.	1.3525	0.04882	139	97	35	7
761	Your boss has decided to allow you to continue working from home.	1.3523	0.06268	88	62	21	5
762	No, you can't expnse a round desk.	1.3520	0.05237	125	88	30	7
763	I told you, Jerry, it's NOT a HOSTILE takeover.	1.3519	0.05929	108	78	22	8
764	I get it—Another bad hair day.	1.3519	0.06074	108	79	20	9
765	It's an effort to bring chivalry back to the workplace.	1.3516	0.06127	91	64	22	5
766	Welcome back, you may be a little rusty.	1.3516	0.06514	91	66	18	7
767	You're telling me that in a city the size of New York you can't find six fire-throwing catapults?	1.3516	0.05500	128	93	25	10
768	Yeah…when HR said they wanted to see your mettle…uh…	1.3509	0.05570	114	81	26	7
769	Sorry, but 'Medieval Monday' isn't helping office morale.	1.3505	0.06395	97	71	18	8
770	The mask mandate has been lifted, sir.	1.3500	0.04854	140	98	35	7
771	It’s a reprimand from HR for sword fighting in the men’s room.	1.3500	0.05378	120	85	28	7
772	...and the horse you rode in on.	1.3500	0.05876	120	89	20	11
773	And please, call me sir.	1.3500	0.04747	140	99	34	7
774	I feel like that last battle could have been an email.	1.3500	0.06093	100	72	21	7
775	I save a bundle on dry cleaning.	1.3500	0.06256	100	73	19	8
776	You were expecting a round table?	1.3500	0.05246	120	84	30	6
777	It's nice to be back from 're-moat' work.	1.3497	0.05086	143	105	27	11
778	What I applied for was a "night job".	1.3496	0.05535	123	89	25	9
779	Have you considered mediation?	1.3496	0.05288	123	90	25	8
780	You're mansplaining again, Brian, and stop calling me squire.	1.3495	0.06279	103	76	18	9
781	Your horse left you nice gift in the parking lot.	1.3491	0.06001	106	77	21	8
782	No, I get it. No judgements. My husband goes to work in a tunic.	1.3491	0.06149	106	78	19	9
783	I was in mail, but I’m better suited for this job.	1.3491	0.06149	106	78	19	9
784	Sir, I don't know HR's policy on nicknames, but I will not be answering to the Black Death.	1.3488	0.05464	129	94	25	10
785	I'm ready, Marian. Send in the auditors.	1.3483	0.06412	89	64	19	6
786	Tim when I said we’re being sacked that’s not what I meant.	1.3483	0.06608	89	65	17	7
787	I’m in the witness protection program.	1.3483	0.06412	89	64	19	6
788	I said "chain mail", not "email."	1.3481	0.05185	135	97	29	9
789	Aren’t you taking an abundance of caution a bit too far?	1.3478	0.05390	115	81	28	6
790	Takes more than a thick skin for this job.	1.3478	0.06454	92	67	18	7
791	Dress for the job you want	1.3475	0.05433	118	84	27	7
792	I think you misunderstood the night shift arrangements….	1.3475	0.05819	118	87	21	10
793	The health insurance isn't great, but we have an ingenious new method to stop communicable diseases.	1.3474	0.06483	95	70	17	8
794	I am ready for my 10 o'clock. So very ready.	1.3472	0.04759	144	101	36	7
795	And you have that roundtable discussion at three.	1.3471	0.05715	121	89	22	10
796	How are you with high-stress situations?	1.3471	0.05341	121	86	28	7
797	The new cybersecurity guidelines are pretty extreme	1.3469	0.04984	147	106	31	10
798	Are you willing to work the Knight shift?	1.3468	0.05497	124	90	25	9
799	What do you think of "Knights of the Octagonal Table"?	1.3465	0.05876	101	72	23	6
800	What time is your meeting in the Dragon's Den?	1.3465	0.06042	101	73	21	7
801	I know you’re new here, Mr. Wilson, but extremely cautious clothing day is Monday, not Friday.	1.3465	0.05742	127	95	20	12
802	Since this if your first day I should let you know that my pronouns are thou, thee and thine.	1.3462	0.05429	130	95	25	10
803	No water. No coffee. No tea. I rust my case.	1.3462	0.06227	104	77	18	9
804	The guy in the mail room wants his uniform back.	1.3462	0.05852	130	99	17	14
805	Not unmotivated. Just scared to plug the computer in.	1.3458	0.05804	107	77	23	7
806	I'm not getting any more paper cuts.	1.3455	0.05393	110	77	28	5
807	When I asked for the night manager I think they misunderstood	1.3455	0.06118	110	82	18	10
808	Sir, your 2 o'clock duel is here	1.3452	0.06448	84	60	19	5
809	HR thinks you come off as defensive.	1.3452	0.07284	84	64	11	9
810	I know they call me the "Dragon Lady", but this is a bit much!	1.3451	0.05999	113	84	19	10
811	The Community Theatre is doing Spamalot.	1.3451	0.05446	113	80	27	6
812	Hello madam, And welcome to the Knightshift.	1.3451	0.05002	142	102	31	9
813	I heard you were thick-skinned.	1.3448	0.05757	116	85	22	9
814	You really need to spend some time in the Mail room.	1.3448	0.05121	145	106	28	11
815	Sorry, I'm just filling in today. The person who's usually here just has a mild case of the Plague.	1.3448	0.06135	116	88	16	12
816	You're the new head of cybersecurity?	1.3445	0.05778	119	88	21	10
817	Do you think you might be taking this whole Covid mask mandate a bit too far sire?	1.3444	0.05946	90	63	23	4
818	Hark! A summons from HR.	1.3444	0.06734	90	67	15	8
819	Sorry, I don't do knight work.	1.3443	0.05305	122	87	28	7
820	Yes, I have twenty years experience with an oil can.	1.3443	0.05909	122	92	18	12
821	I just never get tired of the Gothic font.	1.3443	0.05909	122	92	18	12
822	The expense report you submitted for time traveling has been denied.	1.3441	0.06395	93	68	18	7
823	Oh look, it's my nightmare in shining armor.	1.3440	0.05914	125	95	17	13
824	They made me put this on when I told them I still had an AOL email address.	1.3438	0.05254	128	92	28	8
825	Listen, people assume that just because I wear a suit of armor that suddenly I’m immune to the backstabbing.	1.3438	0.05594	128	95	22	11
826	Sure I fired flaming arrows at you yesterday— is that what this is about?	1.3434	0.06285	99	73	18	8
827	The negativity just bounces right off.	1.3431	0.05828	102	73	23	6
828	"Team-Building. We're jousting"	1.3431	0.05828	102	73	23	6
829	Alright Richard, suit yourself!	1.3426	0.05759	108	78	23	7
830	I'm noticing a lack of dragon slaying experience on your resume.	1.3425	0.04998	146	106	30	10
831	You do know that mask thing is over?!	1.3423	0.06070	111	83	18	10
832	I see you've been demoted from the Round Table, Steve.	1.3423	0.06070	111	83	18	10
833	I made a Jada joke.	1.3421	0.06082	114	86	17	11
834	Where are the "thees" and "thous" that I asked for?	1.3421	0.05261	114	80	29	5
835	Chivalry? I'd prefer a raise.	1.3421	0.05548	114	82	25	7
836	It’s actually quite comfortable unless I need to use the bathroom.	1.3419	0.05584	117	85	24	8
837	Glad to see you’re coming out of your shell.	1.3419	0.05842	117	87	20	10
838	Don’t quit your knight job.	1.3419	0.05451	117	84	26	7
839	In the old days this Restraining Order would have been enough.	1.3417	0.05857	120	90	19	11
840	Shall I suggest a virtual meeting with Mr. Smith?	1.3415	0.06989	82	61	14	7
841	I’m calling you Mr. Frahmlitz, not Sir anything.”	1.3415	0.05394	123	89	26	8
842	So… you’re Ms. Roberts. I am Mr. Knight. And yes, I take my name very seriously.	1.3415	0.05753	123	92	20	11
843	So what is your strong suit?	1.3413	0.05653	126	94	21	11
844	I prefer sir/thou pronouns thank you.	1.3413	0.05539	126	93	23	10
845	I was told you're in charge of the mail.	1.3413	0.05423	126	92	25	9
846	How are you at pulling swords from stones?	1.3413	0.05653	126	94	21	11
847	This is NOT what I thought personnel meant when they said “report for night shift”	1.3412	0.06600	85	62	17	6
848	Ma’am this is the Medieval Times. The New York Times is across the great hall.	1.3412	0.06809	85	63	15	7
849	A plague upon this fourth-quarter earnings report!	1.3411	0.05665	129	97	20	12
850	I told you, I am not working knights.	1.3411	0.05220	129	93	28	8
851	Welcome to the Knight Shift...visors are optional	1.3409	0.05139	132	98	25	9
852	Is this a new Covid 'thing'?	1.3409	0.06642	88	65	16	7
853	I'm on knight shift.	1.3409	0.06836	88	66	14	8
854	Well, I know we dropped the mask requirement but my wife still wants me to use protection.	1.3407	0.04950	135	96	32	7
855	You might be taking our new masking policy a bit too far.	1.3407	0.05274	135	99	26	10
856	Surely you must be jousting	1.3407	0.05274	135	99	26	10
857	Profits are down 10% this quarter. I must be getting rusty.	1.3407	0.05274	135	99	26	10
858	Which one of us in this cartoon is talking? I can't see anyone's mouth moving!	1.3407	0.06851	91	69	13	9
859	I'm tired of being just another 'suit'.	1.3406	0.04986	138	99	31	8
860	Sorry I don't do requisitions. Just inquisitions.	1.3404	0.06857	94	72	12	10
861	It is in fact a typo, they're looking for mid-level management not medieval.	1.3404	0.05965	94	67	22	5
862	I was just jousting.	1.3404	0.06337	94	69	18	7
863	Where’s your mask?	1.3404	0.06154	94	68	20	6
864	I hope one day I'll be a knight to remember.	1.3402	0.05461	97	67	27	3
865	great being back in the office right?	1.3400	0.06231	100	74	18	8
866	I've got chainmail	1.3400	0.06067	100	73	20	7
867	No, Janice, apparently I did not get the memo.	1.3400	0.06391	100	75	16	9
868	You realize that you have to start at the Page level?	1.3398	0.05781	103	74	23	6
869	I asked you to call me sire	1.3396	0.05826	106	77	22	7
870	- Rehearsing your Oscars monologue, I guess?	1.3394	0.06144	109	82	17	10
871	Now that social distancing is over, I've moved on to social jousting.	1.3390	0.05674	118	87	22	9
872	Not everyone is cut out for working the knight shift.	1.3388	0.05449	121	88	25	8
873	So it's a night job?	1.3387	0.04977	124	87	32	5
874	Legal still won't let us pillage Marketing, eh?	1.3387	0.05597	124	92	22	10
875	We asked you to come in at night, not come in as a knight!	1.3386	0.05502	127	94	23	10
876	Yes, I know I have mail. What about it?	1.3386	0.05502	127	94	23	10
877	Ask the bishop to slide in now.	1.3385	0.04951	130	92	32	6
878	Are you the new guy? Dress up day means no jeans...	1.3385	0.05070	130	96	26	8
879	Even the visor is optional now.	1.3383	0.04878	133	94	33	6
880	I Just Want To Be Prepared For My Performance Review.	1.3383	0.05217	133	100	23	10
881	Tell me again about "casual Friday."	1.3383	0.05325	133	98	25	10
882	You are not a knight in shining armor. You are the human resources officer.	1.3380	0.05182	142	105	26	11
883	Upper management wants your input on this potential hostile take-over, sir.	1.3380	0.05278	142	106	24	12
884	Put it in the Shall-Doeth file.	1.3378	0.05033	148	109	28	11
885	Sorry, sir, but we're all out of WD-40.	1.3373	0.06700	83	61	16	6
886	Yes, I did start out in the mail room. But how did you know?	1.3372	0.06322	86	62	19	5
887	I'm not a kid gloves kind of guy.	1.3371	0.06769	89	67	14	8
888	It would just make people around the office feel a bit more comfortable if you’d put pants on.	1.3371	0.06578	89	66	16	7
889	Since you've joined we haven't had any hostile takeovers.	1.3370	0.06424	92	68	17	7
890	Your 2:30 just arrived at the moat.	1.3368	0.06280	95	70	18	7
891	I've forgotten to pick up your dry cleaning again, haven't I sir?	1.3368	0.06280	95	70	18	7
892	Clearly, you’re not suited for this job.	1.3368	0.05913	95	68	22	5
893	You must be the new freelancer.	1.3366	0.06016	101	74	20	7
894	I’ve been your assistant for three years. Isn’t it time to let down your guard?	1.3365	0.06051	104	77	19	8
895	I'm really better suited for the day shift.	1.3365	0.05895	104	76	21	7
896	Let me guess - I’m on nights again this week.	1.3365	0.05223	104	75	25	4
897	Looks like an ironclad agreement to me!	1.3364	0.05368	110	78	27	5
898	Dress codes are history around here.	1.3364	0.05671	110	80	23	7
899	My wife won't iron my shirts any more.	1.3364	0.05816	110	81	21	8
900	I don't take flak from anyone.	1.3363	0.05423	113	81	26	6
901	You know, you can't be the knight in shining armor at the office all the time.	1.3361	0.05758	119	89	20	10
902	I’m freelancing.	1.3361	0.05021	122	86	31	5
903	Is the contract iron-clad, sir?	1.3361	0.05021	122	86	31	5
904	Just call me Sir.	1.3358	0.05074	134	99	26	9
905	I know we always ask you, but can you work the knight shift?	1.3358	0.05105	137	100	28	9
906	I’m sorry, but I can’t work late tonight. The drawbridge closes at 5:00.	1.3357	0.05029	140	102	29	9
907	Don't tell me you ordered from White Castle again.	1.3333	0.06675	87	65	15	7
908	Do I look fat in this?	1.3333	0.06398	96	72	16	8
909	This must be my new page.	1.3333	0.06046	96	70	20	6
910	Get out of town! You used to be a full time maid AND your name is Marion?	1.3333	0.05758	132	102	16	14
911	The dragon called, sir. He's got a scheduling conflict and can't make today's slaying.	1.3333	0.05521	126	94	22	10
912	You're not big on vulnerability, are you?	1.3333	0.05634	126	95	20	11
913	This is my no one in this department is getting a raise outfit.	1.3333	0.07252	84	65	10	9
914	We have a strict below-knee dress code in this department Grace, you should know that by now…	1.3333	0.06126	102	76	18	8
915	...I didn't shave this morning.	1.3333	0.06495	78	56	18	4
916	Your 2:30 joust has been moved to 4.	1.3333	0.06044	87	62	21	4
917	Sorry I'm late but there was a long line at the drawbridge.	1.3333	0.05788	93	66	23	4
918	The mail is late.	1.3333	0.05374	123	90	25	8
919	I specifically requested a round table.	1.3333	0.05424	108	77	26	5
920	We feel you're creating a hostile work environment.	1.3333	0.05627	111	81	23	7
921	I've been asked to host the Oscars..	1.3333	0.06258	99	74	17	8
922	I think I'm finally ready to apply for that defense contractor job.	1.3333	0.05688	105	76	23	6
923	I'm promoting you to squire.	1.3333	0.04845	111	76	33	2
924	Let’s make this a royalty deal.	1.3333	0.06495	78	56	18	4
925	As of Monday, you're in charge of the mail room.	1.3333	0.06398	96	72	16	8
926	They want me to host the Oscars next year	1.3309	0.05328	136	102	23	11
927	... and move my joust to tomorrow.	1.3308	0.05088	133	97	28	8
928	Let me take a stab at it.	1.3307	0.05130	127	92	28	7
929	My last boss always said they hated working knights.	1.3307	0.05250	127	93	26	8
930	I want to assure you Steve that this employee evaluation is for your benefit.	1.3307	0.05250	127	93	26	8
931	The pen is mightier than the sword. Look how far it got me.	1.3306	0.05213	124	90	27	7
932	I don't care what the CDC says, I'm not taking any chances.	1.3306	0.05337	124	91	25	8
933	I thought we only had to wear face masks	1.3305	0.05779	118	89	19	10
934	You’ve got mail.	1.3304	0.05757	115	86	20	9
935	So when did the mask policy change?	1.3304	0.06016	115	88	16	11
936	We're all rooting for you against the Dark Knight, sir. Though the office pool has you in second.	1.3304	0.05289	112	80	27	5
937	We're a little old school here.	1.3304	0.05585	112	82	23	7
938	Nobody aspires to stay in medieval management	1.3302	0.05143	106	74	29	3
939	No Sir, I checked.. there is no R & D&D Department	1.3302	0.05643	106	77	23	6
940	Welcome back to the office.	1.3301	0.05753	103	75	22	6
941	Alas, I seek a damsel with a bit more experience in distress.	1.3301	0.05917	103	76	20	7
942	So that is what you needed to do to break through the glass ceiling in this company?	1.3301	0.05917	103	76	20	7
943	Please tell the Union representatives that I am ready to see them now	1.3300	0.05870	100	73	21	6
944	At Human Resources we always value transparency and accessibility.	1.3299	0.05623	97	69	24	4
945	No Arthur, I did not leave my mask at the castle. I’m vaccinated.	1.3299	0.05993	97	71	20	6
946	There's no need for that, sexual harassment isn't an issue here.	1.3298	0.06123	94	69	19	6
947	Your 10:00 o'clock is A2 to C3.	1.3298	0.06660	94	72	13	9
948	On the internet, nobody knows you're a knight.	1.3297	0.06063	91	66	20	5
949	This red tape is medieval.	1.3297	0.06640	91	69	14	8
950	Sir, could you please lower the bridge over the moat, Uber is here with our lunch.	1.3295	0.06201	88	64	19	5
951	No Susan; it stays on until the haircut grows out.	1.3295	0.06609	88	66	15	7
952	We need to move the damsel to 3, and the sword is still not budging.	1.3294	0.06775	85	64	14	7
953	Before we begin could you get me a cup of coffee? ... Oh, and a little WD-40 on the side?	1.3286	0.05114	140	104	26	10
954	It's time to lose your workplace armor.	1.3284	0.05378	134	101	22	11
955	We want to reassure you that our corporate culture encourages vulnerability	1.3282	0.05018	131	95	29	7
956	You do know that 'Dragon of Wall Street' is just a nickname?	1.3279	0.05636	122	92	20	10
957	Miss Jones, this is not the type of page I requested.	1.3279	0.05263	122	89	26	7
958	My pronouns are "thine" and "thou"	1.3277	0.05483	119	88	23	8
959	I thought you should take the first stab at it.	1.3277	0.05352	119	87	25	7
960	Here's a list of everyone who submitted a caption with the phrase "knight shift" in it. I want them all murdered.	1.3276	0.06095	116	90	14	12
961	And so is the NDA.	1.3274	0.05684	113	84	21	8
962	Welcome to security, how may I be of service?	1.3273	0.05646	110	81	22	7
963	When they said iron man naturally I thought athlete.	1.3273	0.05496	110	80	24	6
964	You want the guy in the bubble. Two desks over.	1.3271	0.05905	107	80	19	8
965	I assure you, Will Smith has left the building.	1.3271	0.05905	107	80	19	8
966	It’s not that kind of hostile takeover.	1.3267	0.05648	101	73	23	5
967	I have my performance review this afternoon.	1.3267	0.05988	101	75	19	7
968	I'm Lance, Head of Security	1.3265	0.05761	98	71	22	5
969	No, this is Payroll. HR is the Angel of Death.	1.3265	0.06285	98	74	16	8
970	90 words a minute is good. How about on horseback?	1.3265	0.05761	98	71	22	5
971	It was either this or another company golf shirt.	1.3263	0.06427	95	72	15	8
972	Is the conference room available? I have an issue I want to round-table.	1.3263	0.06599	95	73	13	9
973	I just need to figure out my bathroom breaks.	1.3263	0.06250	95	71	17	7
974	Once you slay the dragon, it's all downhill from there.	1.3261	0.06931	92	72	10	10
975	They've thrown down the gauntlet, sir.	1.3258	0.06347	89	66	17	6
976	Some say our hiring practices are rather Byzantine.	1.3258	0.05931	89	64	21	4
977	Six feet, please!	1.3254	0.04890	126	90	31	5
978	You don’t need to call me Sir.	1.3252	0.05227	123	90	26	7
979	Are you ready for your six month evaluation?	1.3248	0.05800	117	89	18	10
980	...and if the Green Knight calls, I'm not in.	1.3248	0.05540	117	87	22	8
981	Have the interns finished digging the moat?	1.3247	0.06521	77	56	17	4
982	I may have misunderstood “Save the prints.”	1.3246	0.05910	114	87	17	10
983	And then, of course, there’s your noon meeting with Will Smith.	1.3243	0.06025	111	85	16	10
984	I’ve already told you, challenging your peers to a duel is not an overtime elegible event.	1.3243	0.05145	111	79	28	4
985	You certainly are thin-skinned!	1.3241	0.05708	108	80	21	7
986	On vellum, Ms. Davis. Did I or did I not specify on vellum?	1.3241	0.05555	108	79	23	6
987	It's casual Friday.	1.3241	0.05858	108	81	19	8
988	Chivalry is alive and kicking. It’s these sales results that are dead.	1.3235	0.05938	102	76	19	7
989	I thought it was a typo when the ad said looking for knight shift work.	1.3235	0.05938	102	76	19	7
990	I don't understand why you are so up in arms about it.	1.3235	0.05772	102	75	21	6
991	Your jousting experience is a little thin.	1.3233	0.05288	133	100	23	10
992	Can you play Fortnite?	1.3232	0.06393	99	76	14	9
993	Three months salary, four horses, a remote parcel of land, and I get to keep the computer? Maryanne, I’m not leaving.	1.3232	0.05712	99	72	22	5
994	Sorry. I thought you were Will Smith.	1.3229	0.06369	96	73	15	8
995	I see you’ve steeled yourself in expectation of your negative review.	1.3228	0.05109	127	93	27	7
996	They were out of Teflon.	1.3226	0.06146	93	69	18	6
997	We prefer to meet around a table.	1.3226	0.05191	124	91	26	7
998	Working from the castle was too isolating.	1.3226	0.05547	93	66	24	3
999	You are not as shiny as I had imagined	1.3223	0.04726	121	88	29	4
1000	What can I say? I thought Armani was armor in Italian.	1.3222	0.06085	90	66	19	5
1001	Clarify what you mean when you say get the mail.	1.3218	0.06436	87	65	16	6
1002	Sir, may we take separate horses to the meeting this time?	1.3217	0.05119	143	108	24	11
1003	Oh, this? We have an intramural jousting team.”	1.3214	0.05262	112	81	26	5
1004	Medieval Mondays isn't a thing, sir.	1.3214	0.06374	84	62	17	5
1005	Congratulations on crossing the moat.	1.3214	0.06595	84	63	15	6
1006	This is 2022. You cannot address the client as ‘fair maiden’.	1.3214	0.07016	84	65	11	8
1007	The dragon brought his lawyer.	1.3214	0.06809	84	64	13	7
1008	I know Halloween is over, but I can't get it off.	1.3214	0.06595	84	63	15	6
1009	This isn't what I meant by working nights.	1.3212	0.04852	137	100	30	7
1010	Yes, I did take an axe to your budget.	1.3211	0.05194	109	78	27	4
1011	It’s throwback Thursday.	1.3210	0.06042	81	60	17	4
1012	First, you'll need a special visa for the Holy Land	1.3210	0.07207	81	63	10	8
1013	Sir, staff is complaining that your management style is a bit Medieval."	1.3210	0.06042	81	58	20	3
1014	I hate working knights.	1.3209	0.05146	134	100	25	9
1015	Sorry, the squeaking wasn’t a problem when we we’re working from home.	1.3208	0.05615	106	78	22	6
1016	In five years, I see myself on a quest. Then, a desk job.	1.3204	0.06203	103	79	15	9
1017	At least I'm back in the office.	1.3204	0.05888	103	77	19	7
1018	I told you I only work knights.	1.3204	0.06048	103	78	17	8
1019	I’ll be ‘ on time’ when you get security to lose the metal detector “	1.3204	0.06203	103	79	15	9
1020	No, it will not protect you from the coronavirus, nor will it protect you from an English longbow.	1.3203	0.05426	128	97	21	10
1021	Afraid of a new COVID strain?	1.3203	0.04952	128	95	26	7
1022	Oh, this is a typo. You want Theo Knight, next office over.	1.3200	0.05279	125	93	24	8
1023	Personally, I like it, but Bob in HR thinks you’re being too defensive.	1.3200	0.05664	100	73	22	5
1024	Me? Defensive?	1.3200	0.06010	100	75	18	7
1025	I'll have you know my password is very protected.	1.3200	0.05840	100	74	20	6
1026	After two years of working from the castle, it’s great to be back in the office. But I’m still going to take precautions.	1.3197	0.05109	122	89	27	6
1027	I'm suffering the slings and arrows of middle management.	1.3197	0.05368	122	91	23	8
1028	Sorry, I'm a little bit rusty.	1.3196	0.05778	97	71	21	5
1029	A cloth mask would suffice to prevent the spread of COVID.	1.3194	0.04479	144	103	36	5
1030	The pen may be mightier, but the sword goes snicker-snack.	1.3191	0.06455	94	72	14	8
1031	The last applicant went all medieval on me.	1.3191	0.05899	94	69	20	5
1032	Is this letter chain mail? Ba da bump.	1.3190	0.05421	116	86	23	7
1033	It didn't work against the Black Plague and it's not going to work against COVID!	1.3187	0.06420	91	69	15	7
1034	What makes you think I'm so defensive?	1.3187	0.06790	91	71	11	9
1035	Well, you asked for an iron-clad agreement, didn't you?	1.3187	0.06420	91	69	15	7
1036	Working the knight shift grows on you.	1.3186	0.05223	113	82	26	5
1037	But my offer letter says I could have a round table.	1.3186	0.05373	113	83	24	6
1038	I'm sorry, sir, but there are supply chain problems with obtaining your favorite oil.	1.3182	0.05155	110	79	27	4
1039	This might take a while, I'm a little rusty.	1.3182	0.05469	110	81	23	6
1040	Officer Murphy says your steed is unloading fertilizer without a license.	1.3182	0.06574	88	67	14	7
1041	They've sent me in as part of the corporate rescue package.	1.3182	0.05620	110	82	21	7
1042	You call it a crusade, we call it a project.	1.3182	0.05314	110	80	25	5
1043	You know working as a teacher at our inner city school is a very dangerous assignment?	1.3182	0.06574	88	67	14	7
1044	HR removed the round table.	1.3182	0.06164	88	65	18	5
1045	Don’t mind my armor, I’m just a germaphobe.	1.3182	0.06574	88	67	14	7
1046	I'm handing in my resignation because you don't pay me enough to tolerate your chastity-belt Fridays	1.3178	0.06027	107	82	16	9
1047	So where's your mask?	1.3178	0.06171	107	83	14	10
1048	It’s not round and you’re not Guinevere.	1.3176	0.06309	85	63	17	5
1049	You think you have the grit to serve on the Knight shift?	1.3175	0.07445	63	47	12	4
1050	Do you see yourself leading a charge or retreating?	1.3175	0.04867	126	94	26	6
1051	Have you seen my quill?	1.3173	0.05339	104	75	25	4
1052	Please tell him I was just jousting	1.3173	0.05840	104	78	19	7
1053	Back in the day, we never worked knights.	1.3171	0.06693	82	62	14	6
1054	...but I don't want to work knight shifts. My training was for the Ivory Tower.	1.3171	0.06915	82	63	12	7
1055	Can I help you?	1.3171	0.05204	123	91	25	7
1056	Sir , I told you once a knight is enough	1.3171	0.06227	82	60	18	4
1057	I find your approach to be a little outdated	1.3168	0.06123	101	77	16	8
1058	Iron clad contracts. That’s what we expect at this law firm.	1.3167	0.05674	120	92	18	10
1059	I manage our department's slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.	1.3167	0.05674	120	92	18	10
1060	Polishing armor was not in my job description	1.3165	0.06630	79	59	15	5
1061	Valet parking is bringing up your steed.	1.3165	0.05850	79	56	21	2
1062	We're ordering in....wild boar on rye, hold the mustard?	1.3163	0.06085	98	74	17	7
1063	Sorry for the squeaking noises. I have an appointment with my blacksmith later this afternoon.	1.3163	0.05542	98	71	23	4
1064	Ok, Shirley. Let's get started with the annual staff evaluations.	1.3163	0.06085	98	74	17	7
1065	It doesn't stop a pink slip	1.3163	0.05909	98	73	19	6
1066	Ready for court?	1.3158	0.05022	95	66	28	1
1067	Just so you know, I'm wearing a chastity belt.	1.3158	0.07061	76	58	12	6
1068	I get that you’re going to ask for a raise today.	1.3158	0.05847	95	70	20	5
1069	Do you need your moat pass validated?	1.3158	0.06396	95	73	14	8
1070	Well, everyone feels like going back to the office is medieval, too!	1.3158	0.06035	95	71	18	6
1071	They are waiting for you in the boardroom.	1.3154	0.04888	130	95	29	6
1072	I'm sorry Mr. Jones, Cosplay Friday is tomorrow.	1.3153	0.05721	111	84	19	8
1073	Speaking of dragons, you're fired.	1.3152	0.05972	92	68	19	5
1074	No, I've never heard of Full Body Contact Chess...why do you ask?	1.3152	0.06545	92	71	13	8
1075	I plan to get medieval on the to-do list today, Roz.	1.3152	0.05338	92	65	25	2
1076	From now on, you will no longer have to pick up my dry cleaning.	1.3152	0.05769	92	67	21	4
1077	I have a meeting with the tenured faculty.	1.3152	0.06359	92	70	15	7
1078	You're going to have to move the jousting to another day. I've got the Round Table gang at noon and then we've got the Holy Grail internet search all afternoon.	1.3151	0.04737	146	108	30	8
1079	I said I needed someone for the night shift.	1.3150	0.05208	127	95	24	8
1080	I will defend your honor, my lady, once you complete the proper forms in triplicate.	1.3148	0.06261	108	85	12	11
1081	I'd love to help you shift files today but my joints are acting up again.	1.3148	0.05368	108	79	24	5
1082	What's this Guinevere, casual friday?	1.3148	0.05831	108	82	18	8
1083	I know a thing or two about headcount reduction.	1.3148	0.05681	108	81	20	7
1084	When I said you'd be working the night shift...	1.3146	0.05892	89	65	20	4
1085	Security is calling, Sir. It seems to have something to do with the metal detector at the entrance.	1.3146	0.06311	89	67	16	6
1086	I miss work from castle.	1.3146	0.06510	89	68	14	7
1087	He's not scaling the ramparts. He's just washing the windows.	1.3146	0.06311	89	67	16	6
1088	They said the pen was mightier than the sword	1.3143	0.05631	105	78	21	6
1089	These numbers are going to be tough to defend.	1.3143	0.04764	140	103	30	7
1090	I can see you really mean that ironclad guarantee you give in the contract	1.3140	0.05120	121	89	26	6
1091	I handle all the outdated systems.	1.3140	0.06462	86	65	15	6
1092	Now joust a minute!	1.3139	0.04942	137	102	27	8
1093	If you want a knighthood, you better hurry. The queen is 95.	1.3137	0.05908	102	77	18	7
1094	My fair lady, this is not worth the parchment upon which it is scribed!	1.3137	0.05908	102	77	18	7
1095	I SAID, “THE MASK MANDATE IS OVER, SIR”	1.3136	0.05342	118	88	23	7
1096	Bill, I can promise you that "corporate headhunters" is a metaphor.	1.3133	0.07053	83	65	10	8
1097	I see you are ready for the diversity training.	1.3133	0.05667	83	59	22	2
1098	The only solution I see is archery.	1.3133	0.06623	83	63	14	6
1099	You don't have to be so literal about the archaic rules in this company.	1.3131	0.05679	99	73	21	5
1100	Anticipating a little blow back in the meeting, Sir?	1.3131	0.06031	99	75	17	7
1101	Your two o’clock joust is stuck in traffic and may need to reschedule.	1.3131	0.06200	99	76	15	8
1102	Any experience with organizing roundtables?	1.3130	0.05435	115	86	22	7
1103	That contract is ironclad.	1.3130	0.05293	115	85	24	6
1104	I'm trying to find who ordered lubricant on the corporate credit card	1.3130	0.05435	115	86	22	7
1105	I am slain by your resumé.	1.3130	0.05435	115	86	22	7
1106	I hate to bother you, but could you please pour the coffee in my visor.	1.3130	0.05093	131	98	25	8
1107	When you are asking me if I am am willing to work nights, how exactly are you spelling it?	1.3130	0.04857	131	96	29	6
1108	Sir, they've tried several times, but they say they just can't get through.	1.3130	0.05093	131	98	25	8
1109	Thanks for taking my knight shift.	1.3125	0.05795	96	71	20	5
1110	Yes, the job is for the knight shift.	1.3125	0.05234	112	82	25	5
1111	How's knight school?	1.3125	0.06313	80	59	17	4
1112	Shouldn’t you be at the round table?	1.3125	0.05386	112	83	23	6
1113	I love being back in the office. Why do you ask"	1.3125	0.07025	80	62	11	7
1114	It says here on your resume you use to work at a lube center	1.3125	0.05533	112	84	21	7
1115	Taco Tuesday, you want anything?	1.3125	0.06057	80	58	19	3
1116	I really appreciate your commitment to working at knight time.	1.3125	0.05602	96	70	22	4
1117	The pickleball thing is over. I’m moving on to jousting.	1.3119	0.05785	109	83	18	8
1118	I thought the job would be right for me because I am also middle aged.	1.3118	0.06661	93	73	11	9
1119	Did you remember the straw?	1.3118	0.06111	93	70	17	6
1120	I see you’re all dressed up for the round table discussion we’re having today.	1.3117	0.06473	77	57	16	4
1121	Overdressed for the weather!	1.3113	0.04900	106	75	29	2
1122	No you can’t call me Guinevere even if it is freaky Friday around here	1.3113	0.05899	106	81	17	8
1123	It's casual Friday. I'm wearing Under Armour.	1.3111	0.06047	90	67	18	5
1124	Mr. Arthur says the meeting at the Round Table starts in ten minutes.	1.3111	0.05837	90	66	20	4
1125	Join Upper Management for a round table discussion re next-level synergy." Strewth, Mabel, my time has come	1.3109	0.05303	119	93	17	9
1126	Day shift work was bad enough, but this knight shift is killing me.	1.3108	0.07434	74	58	9	7
1127	Best diet I’ve ever done.	1.3107	0.05349	103	78	20	5
1128	My other Covid mask is in the laundry.	1.3107	0.05694	103	77	20	6
1129	You need to call HR. There's an issue with your ID photo.	1.3103	0.06603	87	67	13	7
1130	Please tell me you are not planning to "go medieval" in the staff meeting again.	1.3103	0.05965	87	64	19	4
1131	I don't think a dragon should be able to report me to Human Resources	1.3103	0.06397	87	66	15	6
1132	Dress for the position you want, they told me.	1.3103	0.05395	116	87	22	7
1133	We'll cross that moat when we get to it	1.3103	0.06397	87	66	15	6
1134	It can't be that dark, sir.	1.3103	0.05254	116	86	24	6
1135	Why do I always get put in charge of the hostile takeovers?	1.3100	0.06146	100	77	15	8
1136	No, its regular mail. not chain mail.	1.3100	0.05449	100	73	23	4
1137	I need these updated and back on my desk in a fortnight.	1.3100	0.06146	100	77	15	8
1138	This day is really dragon.	1.3097	0.05345	113	84	23	6
1139	It's the revised estimate for the repairs to the Drawbridge.	1.3095	0.05221	126	95	23	8
1140	Sir, it's time to meet the boss.	1.3093	0.05744	97	72	20	5
1141	We wish you every success and would like to thank you for your years of service.	1.3091	0.05883	110	85	16	9
1142	I guess I’m feeling a LITTLE anxious about coming back to work in person.	1.3091	0.05125	110	80	26	4
1143	Can you also shine armor?	1.3091	0.05739	110	84	18	8
1144	Can you bring me a black coffee please? And find the holy grail and serve it in that.	1.3091	0.05441	110	82	22	6
1145	I told you that you'd have to work knights this week	1.3089	0.05180	123	92	24	7
1146	I’m glad to be back at the office, too, Helen, but I’m not sure the Covid threat is behind us.	1.3086	0.05994	81	59	19	3
1147	The staff elected me to tell you...Medieval Friday is TOMORROW.	1.3085	0.06055	94	71	17	6
1148	I'll take this off as soon as you stop using Word 2003.	1.3085	0.05665	94	69	21	4
1149	This isn't a fort, knight.	1.3084	0.05541	107	80	21	6
1150	Yes, I am fully aware of the company's mask mandate policy.	1.3084	0.05379	107	79	23	5
1151	Isn’t it time you took a knight off?	1.3084	0.05379	107	79	23	5
1152	I know, but I'm accustomed to my mask outfits now.	1.3084	0.05541	107	80	21	6
1153	Let me guess: first night shift?	1.3084	0.06145	107	84	13	10
1154	That won't protect you from phishing attacks, you know.	1.3083	0.05525	120	92	19	9
1155	All cartoon editors start this way.	1.3083	0.05131	120	89	25	6
1156	I see you're ready for us to bounce a few things off of you.	1.3077	0.05333	130	100	20	10
1157	Will Smith is here to see you, Chris	1.3077	0.05753	117	91	16	10
1158	It's for the medieval coronavirus variant	1.3077	0.06122	104	81	14	9
1159	So you’re telling me ‘thou’, ‘thee,’ and ‘thine’ are antiquated pronouns?	1.3077	0.05624	117	90	18	9
1160	No, we don't have a fax machine. What century do you live in?	1.3077	0.06385	91	70	14	7
1161	No , I said we need to increase out 'night' security.	1.3077	0.06122	104	81	14	9
1162	I’m the new freelancer.	1.3077	0.05355	117	88	22	7
1163	I don’t do windmills, sir.	1.3077	0.06190	91	69	16	6
1164	Can you call I.T.? I accidentally downloaded a plague.	1.3077	0.05479	104	77	22	5
1165	Is it just me,or is this place too modern for you?	1.3077	0.06657	78	59	14	5
1166	Bring me the Lancelot file.	1.3077	0.06573	91	71	12	8
1167	Dressing like an android will not protect you from being replaced by a robot.	1.3068	0.06124	88	66	17	5
1168	Is the bridge over the moat up or down today sir?	1.3068	0.06124	88	66	17	5
1169	Are you willing to work knight shift?	1.3067	0.06569	75	56	15	4
1170	What is this? Chain mail?	1.3067	0.06288	75	55	17	3
1171	Yes, I do miss working from home. What makes you ask?	1.3067	0.06837	75	57	13	5
1172	I hope you feel that our office is a safe space.	1.3063	0.05399	111	83	22	6
1173	Have you had any damsel experience?	1.3061	0.06223	98	76	14	8
1174	Preparing for your performance review, Frank?	1.3061	0.05694	98	75	17	6
1175	We're back to casual Fridays, Carl.	1.3059	0.06268	85	64	16	5
1176	Would you have my horse braided with red pom-poms today?	1.3059	0.06268	85	64	16	5
1177	You're not getting what we do here at Under Armor, are you Frank?	1.3059	0.06268	85	64	16	5
1178	How do you think I broke the glass ceiling?	1.3058	0.05358	121	92	21	8
1179	New variant.	1.3056	0.05652	108	82	19	7
1180	No Stan, it is not business casual Elizabethan era day.	1.3056	0.05950	108	84	15	9
1181	I just feel safer with a mask on.	1.3053	0.06184	95	73	15	7
1182	I haven’t been vaccinated but I am well protected. Where is your mask?	1.3053	0.05810	95	71	19	5
1183	No, I'm not feeling insecure today. Why do you ask?	1.3053	0.06000	95	72	17	6
1184	As you can see, I’m extremely well-suited for the job.	1.3053	0.05614	95	70	21	4
1185	It's casual not castle Friday.	1.3049	0.06873	82	64	11	7
1186	I don't think you can see the big picture Mr. Smithers	1.3049	0.06873	82	64	11	7
1187	Welcome to Camelot, how may I help you?	1.3049	0.06420	82	62	15	5
1188	How do I know you're you?	1.3049	0.05673	82	59	21	2
1189	That is not a mask - it's a visor.	1.3049	0.06420	82	62	15	5
1190	New security measures since Tom got hacked.	1.3049	0.06651	82	63	13	6
1191	I know switching careers is rough, but please stop referring to me as “My Liege” in meetings.	1.3048	0.05263	105	77	24	4
1192	It's called a hobby, Lisa. What have you been doing these last two years?	1.3048	0.05263	105	77	24	4
1193	And I thought I had a rough night	1.3048	0.05918	105	81	16	8
1194	I asked for a rounder desk.	1.3047	0.04778	128	94	29	5
1195	I can fit you in after my three o'clock with Will Smith.	1.3043	0.06324	92	71	14	7
1196	New cyber security vendor?	1.3043	0.06324	92	71	14	7
1197	The night shift doesn't require a uniform.	1.3043	0.05816	115	90	15	10
1198	'Now I think you're being silly.'	1.3043	0.05265	115	86	23	6
1199	The back stabbing around this place is serious.	1.3043	0.05934	92	69	18	5
1200	You don't seem to have any trebuchet experience.	1.3043	0.06132	92	70	16	6
1201	I’m due in court.	1.3043	0.05517	92	67	22	3
1202	It’s a harassment suit.	1.3043	0.06132	92	70	16	6
1203	In your case, maybe chivalry should stay dead.	1.3043	0.06627	69	51	15	3
1204	Margaret, we're OK with the Iron Lady outfit, but you need to be oiled	1.3043	0.05548	115	88	19	8
1205	It's a takeover bid from Armour.	1.3039	0.05358	102	75	23	4
1206	I understand the virus is returning.	1.3039	0.05877	102	78	17	7
1207	I'm working the knight shift, now.	1.3039	0.05709	102	77	19	6
1208	All this because you spilled soup on your suit?	1.3039	0.06198	102	80	13	9
1209	Sir, it's a report on slings and arrows.	1.3039	0.05358	102	75	23	4
1210	No, this policy does not cover rust protection.	1.3036	0.05357	112	84	22	6
1211	Miss Smith could you find me a can opener. Thank you.	1.3034	0.05851	89	66	19	4
1212	What would you say is the most "adversarial situation" in your career to date?	1.3034	0.06065	89	67	17	5
1213	I never said I would work knights.	1.3034	0.06065	89	67	17	5
1214	I'm sorry Miss Jones, but we're looking for a more tradition-minded candidate.	1.3034	0.06272	89	68	15	6
1215	I need a squire, not a page.	1.3030	0.05824	99	75	18	6
1216	I'm sorry, I don't work knights.	1.3030	0.05998	99	76	16	7
1217	This covers the entire Greek alphabet of viruses.	1.3030	0.05459	99	73	22	4
1218	Steve, you’re being far too defensive about this.	1.3030	0.05644	99	74	20	5
1219	Lately, you seem more defensive.	1.3028	0.05453	109	82	21	6
1220	We've decided to let you return to working from home.	1.3026	0.07260	76	60	9	7
1221	How do you mean, 'a guarded personality'?	1.3026	0.07014	76	59	11	6
1222	As part of HR's "welcome back to the new you," we have three roles for women: peasant, artisan, and nun. Any of those sound good?	1.3026	0.07260	76	60	9	7
1223	My quill please!	1.3025	0.05000	119	88	26	5
1224	It’s the TIN95. Full body protection.	1.3023	0.05747	86	63	20	3
1225	Accounting has a few questions about your miscellaneous expenses.	1.3023	0.05980	86	64	18	4
1226	Yes I can work knights.	1.3021	0.05946	96	73	17	6
1227	We’ll need a round table for the meeting.	1.3021	0.05155	96	69	25	2
1228	How did you get past the moat?	1.3019	0.05221	106	78	24	4
1229	It’s quite challenging with the elevator broken.	1.3019	0.05869	106	82	16	8
1230	I am ready for my Will Smith appointment.	1.3019	0.06020	106	83	14	9
1231	Our motto is “Chivalry is alive and well.”	1.3019	0.05555	106	80	20	6
1232	They eliminated the mask mandate in the office. I decided to go for maximum protection.	1.3017	0.04617	116	83	31	2
1233	It's nice to be back in the office, right? I didn't love being re-moat	1.3014	0.06948	73	56	12	5
1234	I'm going to need a sword and a stone.	1.3012	0.06117	83	62	17	4
1235	Your liege sir. Order in for lunch	1.3012	0.06353	83	63	15	5
1236	I dread to think what you will be wearing on casual friday.	1.3012	0.06580	83	64	13	6
1237	Would you like to take a knight on the town	1.3012	0.06800	83	65	11	7
1238	Well, they were out of N-95s.	1.3012	0.05872	83	61	19	3
1239	I decided on whimsical for my return to the work site.	1.3012	0.06353	83	63	15	5
1240	It's your defensiveness.	1.3012	0.06580	83	64	13	6
1241	I’m bald and prone to violence.	1.3011	0.05467	93	68	22	3
1242	Skip the formalities, just call me sir.	1.3011	0.06074	93	71	16	6
1243	Here's the roundtable agenda.	1.3011	0.05677	93	69	20	4
1244	Welcome to Lancelot Industries, Ms. Guinevere. We think you'll fit right in.	1.3011	0.06074	93	71	16	6
1245	Well, most people just wear a mask & practice social distancing	1.3011	0.06074	93	71	16	6
1246	I like your new suit.	1.3010	0.04943	103	76	24	3
1247	Yeah, I don't think thats what the boss meant when he said we're "Going medieval on them".	1.3010	0.05314	103	76	23	4
1248	Can't we find a literate serf to do this?	1.3009	0.05463	113	86	20	7
1249	I´m adapting well, but I did feel more comfortable working the knight shift	1.3008	0.04608	123	89	31	3
1250	After working from home for months I feel a little rusty.	1.3008	0.05024	123	92	25	6
1251	What time is my meeting where I announce the salary cuts?	1.3000	0.06751	80	62	12	6
1252	Great, now put this on a scroll and shout it at me.	1.3000	0.06113	100	78	14	8
1253	Do you have any WD-40?	1.3000	0.05596	100	75	20	5
1254	I lost my tinfoil hat	1.3000	0.06512	80	61	14	5
1255	I dress like my contracts: ironclad.	1.3000	0.05093	110	81	25	4
1256	Good morning good knight.	1.3000	0.05795	90	67	19	4
1257	I thought we weren’t wearing suits anymore	1.3000	0.06981	80	63	10	7
1258	I know we hired you as a crusading lawyer , but I'm afraid your jousting sticks are blocking the fire escape	1.3000	0.05239	120	91	22	7
1259	I'm sorry to have to tell you that your job is being outsourced to India.	1.3000	0.06751	80	62	12	6
1260	Consider this a warning,your hair violates our company dress code policy.	1.3000	0.06211	90	69	15	6
1261	Don't define me by my fender!	1.3000	0.06409	90	70	13	7
1262	'I saw Will Smith, BA2, Putin, Ginni Thomas, Ted Cruz, and all these other horrible things in the news and figured, what the hell?"	1.2992	0.05039	127	96	24	7
1263	I’m here to speak with the night manager	1.2991	0.05667	107	82	18	7
1264	so first my skirt is too short, now this is 'too much' ?	1.2990	0.05707	97	73	19	5
1265	Well then, Peg, assemble the oval table.	1.2990	0.05516	97	72	21	4
1266	You might want to google “metaphor” before it rains.	1.2990	0.06246	97	76	13	8
1267	HR said to tell you, Chivalry is dead.	1.2990	0.05707	97	73	19	5
1268	Do you understand casual Friday?	1.2990	0.05516	97	72	21	4
1269	No, if we hire you, a mask will suffice	1.2990	0.05892	97	74	17	6
1270	Let me guess: You don't want to be judged by YOUR appearance?	1.2989	0.06356	87	67	14	6
1271	I'm ready for my meeting with Will Smith.	1.2989	0.06563	87	68	12	7
1272	Well Mr. Jones, a "steely disposition" is just a saying.	1.2987	0.06682	77	59	13	5
1273	He says he's here to apologize. Man up, Chris.	1.2984	0.04719	124	91	29	4
1274	You know I take my oaths very seriously.	1.2984	0.04856	124	92	27	5
1275	I have decided to bring the suit back to the office.	1.2982	0.05421	114	87	20	7
1276	I was wondering if you happen to have a can opener in your desk drawer.	1.2981	0.05778	104	80	17	7
1277	I do my best work at knight.	1.2979	0.06018	94	72	16	6
1278	I've worked in Human Resources for thirty years. Why do you ask?	1.2979	0.06205	94	73	14	7
1279	I know you've been here forever, Lance, but the company is modernizing. We need someone to protect us against cyber attacks.	1.2979	0.05202	94	68	24	2
1280	After two weeks' sick leave? The smart money is saying you got a suntan in there.	1.2979	0.06205	94	73	14	7
1281	A nonfat 3 pump vanilla latte, a nonfat 3 pump vanilla latte, my kingdom for a nonfat 3 pump vanilla latte!	1.2976	0.06287	84	66	12	6
1282	I spend the morning slaying the office dragon and you couldn't even grab me a latte?	1.2976	0.06511	84	65	13	6
1283	The role of damsel has been Eliminated.	1.2976	0.05813	84	62	19	3
1284	Are you okay with Medieval Mondays?	1.2976	0.06728	84	66	11	7
1285	Miss Guinevere, is it? As you can see, we take our branding seriously here at Bors, Galahad, & Percival.	1.2973	0.05519	111	85	19	7
1286	I can’t believe they put me on the knight shift!	1.2973	0.05368	111	84	21	6
1287	I’m sorry you can’t drink coffee.	1.2970	0.05724	101	77	18	6
1288	For the umpteenth time, my name is not Guinevere.	1.2967	0.05524	91	67	21	3
1289	Didn't you get the memo? It says we should prepare ourselves for a hostile takeover.	1.2967	0.05524	91	67	21	3
1290	The Alibaba Travel Agency called. Your Crusade has been canceled.	1.2967	0.06536	91	72	11	8
1291	The table in the conference room is more of an oval.	1.2967	0.05949	91	69	17	5
1292	What's important is that I look the part.	1.2966	0.05150	118	89	23	6
1293	I don't remember making this many charges.	1.2963	0.05622	108	83	18	7
1294	I see you’ve been reading about the new Covid variant.	1.2963	0.06677	81	63	12	6
1295	We’re ALL afraid of Covid!	1.2963	0.06197	81	61	16	4
1296	As the scrolls outline, the catapult is a capital expense while beheadings are entertainment write-offs.	1.2963	0.06904	81	64	10	7
1297	My first assignment would be to make it into SHINING armor.	1.2960	0.05208	125	98	18	9
1298	Any updates on the moat permit?	1.2959	0.05468	98	73	21	4
1299	Some of the staff are questioning whether you're a team player.	1.2959	0.05657	98	74	19	5
1300	Faxing this seems a bit archaic... doesn't it?	1.2959	0.05272	98	72	23	3
1301	Yes, you wanted to talk about my open-door policy...	1.2959	0.06190	98	77	13	8
1302	Approachable vibe, Chris?	1.2959	0.05657	98	74	19	5
1303	The dragon will see you now.	1.2959	0.05468	98	73	21	4
1304	I could use some help reading this.	1.2958	0.06467	71	53	15	3
1305	On your way back, if you don't mind, I have a couple suits at the cleaners.	1.2958	0.06771	71	54	13	4
1306	If you want this job, you have to be willing to work the knight shift.	1.2955	0.06082	88	67	16	5
1307	My balls are really sweaty in here!	1.2955	0.06497	88	69	12	7
1308	No, I can't take on more work. I'm already working knights.	1.2955	0.06293	88	68	14	6
1309	Yeah, I can’t wait to see you in GI Jane, too.	1.2955	0.05349	132	104	17	11
1310	I'm not looking for my knight in shining armor, I'm just here to pick up my paycheck.	1.2955	0.06082	88	67	16	5
1311	The 2022 plan is bullet proof Karen	1.2952	0.05567	105	80	19	6
1312	There is an elderly man here to see you claiming you have his sword.	1.2952	0.05400	105	79	21	5
1313	Just getting ready for the budget meeting!	1.2952	0.05228	105	81	19	5
1314	I see you opted out of the group health care.	1.2952	0.05730	105	81	17	7
1315	While I'm cool with the armor I thought the moat and portcullis a bit much.	1.2949	0.06854	78	61	11	6
1316	Did you say you’re fortified or 45?	1.2949	0.07093	78	62	9	7
1317	It's a memo from HR again, complaining my skirt is too short.	1.2949	0.06607	78	60	13	5
1318	Can I do this tomorrow? I’ve got to get home before it rains.	1.2949	0.06082	78	58	17	3
1319	I've worked my way up from the mail department.	1.2949	0.06607	78	60	13	5
1320	Your resume seems to be a little outdated.	1.2947	0.05574	95	71	20	4
1321	I feel like I've been kept in the dark about this.	1.2947	0.05370	95	70	22	3
1322	Don't "good knight" me	1.2946	0.05476	112	86	19	7
1323	As a sister, I'm telling you, you can never let your guard down in this office.	1.2946	0.05476	112	86	19	7
1324	I figure I’ll wear it until the Omicron wave subsides.	1.2946	0.05174	112	84	23	5
1325	I see you have requested a transfer to the knight shift.	1.2946	0.05476	112	86	19	7
1326	I'm afraid of paper cuts.	1.2941	0.05501	102	77	20	5
1327	Miss Brookes, can you see if we have a round table?	1.2941	0.05126	136	106	20	10
1328	Bad night?	1.2941	0.06223	85	65	15	5
1329	It says here, 'short hand'... the result of a sword fight, I presume?	1.2941	0.06223	85	65	15	5
1330	It's in case you're here to slap me.	1.2941	0.06223	85	65	15	5
1331	Give me a minute. I’m almost done reenacting this report.	1.2941	0.05113	119	90	23	6
1332	I'm from the diversity and inclusion department. Could you at least provide me your gender?	1.2941	0.05322	102	76	22	4
1333	I said crunch the numbers, not slay them"	1.2941	0.05113	119	90	23	6
1334	The dress code memo recommends suites of Armani, as in Giorgio Armani.	1.2941	0.06223	85	65	15	5
1335	I don't see any experience jousting on your resume.	1.2941	0.05755	85	63	19	3
1336	I'm ready for your daily sarcastic comments now.	1.2941	0.05501	102	77	20	5
1337	Yes, it is a hostile take-over, but public relations has suggested that you dial it down a notch.	1.2941	0.06223	85	65	15	5
1338	Refresh me on these figures, I'm a bit rusty.	1.2941	0.06223	85	65	15	5
1339	So, management's pushing today's siege to 12:30. Should we order sandwiches?	1.2941	0.05501	102	77	20	5
1340	Schedule me for my sixth booster.	1.2936	0.05263	109	82	22	5
1341	Take your best shot.	1.2936	0.05422	109	83	20	6
1342	Pam, We're going to have to denote you to pawn.	1.2936	0.04929	109	80	26	3
1343	Fire breathing dragon on line 2 for you.	1.2936	0.05576	109	84	18	7
1344	I have to tell you that the constant clanking is getting on everyone's nerves.	1.2936	0.05099	109	81	24	4
1345	The magickal Windows hath quilled thy MapQuest, milady.	1.2936	0.05873	109	86	14	9
1346	Sir, no one is trying to unseat you.	1.2935	0.05687	92	69	19	4
1347	Prithee, tell my liege the Peterson report shall be ready anon. This I pledge.	1.2935	0.05893	92	70	17	5
1348	NO! I said we pay time and a half for working nights.	1.2935	0.05893	92	70	17	5
1349	It's all about a seat at the table.	1.2929	0.05227	99	73	23	3
1350	Just getting ready for Return to Office next week	1.2929	0.05964	99	77	15	7
1351	What's a five-letter word for chalice?	1.2929	0.05607	99	75	19	5
1352	I’m looking for vertical movement, my last job ended in a stalemate.	1.2929	0.05607	99	75	19	5
1353	You must be jousting.	1.2929	0.05420	99	74	21	4
1354	My last job had more adventure.	1.2929	0.05607	99	75	19	5
1355	Let me tell you about hostile work environments.	1.2927	0.06373	82	63	14	5
1356	Its called an Oxford comma! What are we, barbarians?	1.2927	0.06605	82	64	12	6
1357	Very impressive. But how is your swordsmanship?	1.2927	0.06373	82	63	14	5
1358	Sir, the Smithson letter is ready for your signature. Quill or stylus?	1.2927	0.06605	82	64	12	6
1359	Good night, Sir. Keep your guard up.	1.2927	0.06605	82	64	12	6
1360	My performance review is in twenty minutes, why do you ask?	1.2921	0.06231	89	69	14	6
1361	I’m ready now. Send her in.	1.2921	0.05806	89	67	18	4
1362	Steel yourself for bad news.	1.2921	0.06432	89	70	12	7
1363	I know it worked in the past but it won’t protect from today’s slings and arrows.	1.2921	0.06022	89	68	16	5
1364	I refer to our dress code as old fashioned, not medieval.	1.2921	0.05806	89	67	18	4
1365	The Board is waiting for you. sir.	1.2920	0.05286	113	86	21	6
1366	Some of the staff have found it difficult to relate to you	1.2917	0.06689	72	55	13	4
1367	Your annual review will be a trial by combat.	1.2917	0.05908	96	74	16	6
1368	The repair shop just called to let you know that your lance is ready.	1.2917	0.05719	96	73	18	5
1369	And what would you say is your strong suit?	1.2917	0.05719	96	73	18	5
1370	Why am I always the one asked to get supplies from the closet with the fire breathing dragon guarding it?	1.2917	0.07251	72	57	9	6
1371	I see your wife finally ironed your suit.	1.2917	0.06976	72	56	11	5
1372	Your father will see you now, Mr. Roy	1.2917	0.05112	96	70	24	2
1373	I thought you should know. I'm not wearing anything under my armor.	1.2917	0.05601	120	95	15	10
1374	Will Smith is here for your 9 am"	1.2917	0.06268	96	76	12	8
1375	Sir, I think thick skin will suffice.	1.2917	0.07251	72	57	9	6
1376	My kingdom for a day without meetings!	1.2917	0.05719	96	73	18	5
1377	Turns out, the Holy Grail was a 9-to-5 with healthcare and covered parking!	1.2917	0.05719	96	73	18	5
1378	There's a Lance here to see you.	1.2917	0.05322	96	71	22	3
1379	Yes, I''ll be wearing this outfit until I finish downsizing the company.	1.2913	0.04624	127	94	29	4
1380	I just started on the Knight shift!	1.2913	0.05955	103	81	14	8
1381	I’m afraid my evaluation of your performance reflects your ongoing struggles with courtliness.	1.2913	0.05278	103	77	22	4
1382	Mr. Smith to see you again, Sir. I believe you're expecting him?	1.2913	0.05793	103	80	16	7
1383	You're being transferred to Jousting. I assume you have a lance.	1.2913	0.05455	103	78	20	5
1384	Just FYI, Lance, we’ve gone mask optional.	1.2911	0.06280	79	60	15	4
1385	Great resume, but have you seen Excalibur?	1.2911	0.06534	79	61	13	5
1386	Welcome to "Game of Swivel Chairs."	1.2911	0.06534	79	61	13	5
1387	The price of rivets keep going up	1.2911	0.05740	79	58	19	2
1388	Actually no. Not when it rains	1.2909	0.05379	110	84	20	6
1389	It’s an iron clad contract.	1.2907	0.06159	86	66	15	5
1390	It's either this or a 4th booster shot.	1.2907	0.05933	86	65	17	4
1391	Preparing to foreclose on another castle, sir?	1.2907	0.05933	86	65	17	4
1392	Say it again!	1.2907	0.06378	86	67	13	6
1393	The new dress code says "business suit." This is my clever protest.	1.2907	0.05698	86	64	19	3
1394	Your quest, if you choose to accept it, is to find the one true binder.	1.2907	0.06589	86	68	11	7
1395	Your sword is ready, but they said you'll have to pick it up yourself."	1.2907	0.06589	86	68	11	7
1396	I think we had differing interpretations of you working nights.	1.2903	0.06226	93	73	13	7
1397	What is my secret? I've got two raises ever since they don't know I am a woman.	1.2903	0.06226	93	73	13	7
1398	I’m on a different kind of Crusade, that’s all.	1.2903	0.06035	93	72	15	6
1399	Lately, I've decided to embrace my role in life as a middle aged man.	1.2903	0.06035	93	72	15	6
1400	Do you always put two spaces between sentences?	1.2903	0.06226	93	73	13	7
1401	It's chain mail.	1.2903	0.05423	93	69	21	3
1402	I worked my way up from the Mail Room.	1.2900	0.05738	100	77	17	6
1403	I started out as a freelancer.	1.2900	0.05183	100	74	23	3
1404	Not what they meant by the night shift.	1.2900	0.05559	100	76	19	5
1405	Mr. Johnson, that is not what we meant by working nights.	1.2900	0.05738	100	77	17	6
1406	I, too, find this a hostile work environment.	1.2900	0.05738	100	77	17	6
1407	Simmons from the front desk just called up. He said some guy dressed up like the Lone Ranger just rode off on your horse.	1.2900	0.05374	100	75	21	4
1408	You're giving me a warning for wearing a suit on dress-down Friday?	1.2899	0.07753	69	56	6	7
1409	I understand your fear of retaliation, Ms Murphy, but at some point it really is simpler and easier to just report him to HR.	1.2895	0.06706	76	59	12	5
1410	Raise the cubicle tithe 15%.	1.2895	0.05246	114	87	21	6
1411	I'm sorry, boss. I'm a little rusty.	1.2895	0.05392	114	88	19	7
1412	Linda, all I can tell you is, make sure you read the entire sexual harassment policy.	1.2895	0.06706	76	59	12	5
1413	I don't want to give anybody my killer cold.	1.2892	0.05821	83	62	18	3
1414	Susan, this report is a Knightmare.	1.2892	0.06306	83	64	14	5
1415	No, Harold. Our HR policy expressly forbids chain mail texts.	1.2889	0.05964	90	69	16	5
1416	Suit yourself.	1.2889	0.05529	90	67	20	3
1417	This isn’t working the night shift means, Todd.	1.2889	0.06170	90	70	14	6
1418	I think we'd be more comfortable if you sat and I stood.	1.2889	0.05751	90	68	18	4
1419	We seem to be out of sealing wax	1.2889	0.06369	90	71	12	7
1420	I'm actually a nudist, but I'm trying to be accommodating since it's my first day.	1.2889	0.06369	90	71	12	7
1421	Regardless of your quest, I'll still need the Richard's proposal by the end of the day.	1.2887	0.06381	97	78	10	9
1422	Aren't you a little overprotected?	1.2887	0.05668	97	74	18	5
1423	I have to present at the Oscars	1.2887	0.05475	97	73	20	4
1424	Still unvaccinated and expecting a silver bullet, Sir?	1.2887	0.05668	97	74	18	5
1425	Email chains will henceforth be known as chainmail.	1.2887	0.05276	97	72	22	3
1426	I’m being groomed for Tax Collector.	1.2883	0.05488	111	86	18	7
1427	Great to be back in the office face to face!	1.2883	0.05337	111	85	20	6
1428	It's not a violation of the dress code. It's your clanking around.	1.2879	0.07406	66	52	9	5
1429	«May I help you, Sir?»	1.2877	0.06891	73	57	11	5
1430	Safety first.	1.2877	0.06609	73	56	13	4
1431	Hello…Hello…is anyone in there?	1.2875	0.05952	80	60	17	3
1432	I appreciate the valiant effort to secure a round desk.	1.2875	0.05952	80	60	17	3
1433	Any other work experience besides watching Castle on TV?"	1.2875	0.05680	80	59	19	2
1434	I ran out of N95s.	1.2875	0.06212	80	61	15	4
1435	Chris? Chris Rock?	1.2875	0.06934	80	64	9	7
1436	Yes. I do work in HR. How could you tell?	1.2874	0.06313	87	68	13	6
1437	I’m covering the knight shift	1.2874	0.06313	87	68	13	6
1438	I told them when I took this job; I don't work knights.	1.2874	0.06521	87	69	11	7
1439	All in a knight's work	1.2874	0.05874	87	66	17	4
1440	Because I heard you were in distress, madam.	1.2874	0.05642	87	65	19	3
1441	I got a meeting with Wil Smith later.	1.2874	0.06521	87	69	11	7
1442	Trying to bring “chivalry” back?	1.2874	0.05874	87	66	17	4
1443	I said send an email, not chain mail.	1.2872	0.05583	94	71	19	4
1444	That Arthurian variant of Covid that you read about on the Internet might just be a hoax.	1.2872	0.05978	94	73	15	6
1445	It's ironclad.	1.2872	0.05978	94	73	15	6
1446	Chill, it’s Firmware Friday!	1.2872	0.05374	94	70	21	3
1447	I'd be more comfortable working from home at my round table.	1.2872	0.05157	94	69	23	2
1448	Our policy is ironclad	1.2872	0.04930	94	68	25	1
1449	Your job is to be the human face.	1.2871	0.05511	101	77	19	5
1450	Grimes and Smolovitz in marketing wanted you to know they will be storming the castle from home today,sir.	1.2871	0.06188	101	81	11	9
1451	It's ok Chris, I told him you weren't here	1.2871	0.05511	101	77	19	5
1452	Can I borrow your pen? I left mine in my shirt pocket.	1.2871	0.04943	101	74	25	2
1453	I do not understand why Human Resources needs to speak with me in private.	1.2871	0.05328	101	76	21	4
1454	This is not a good day to ask for a raise.	1.2871	0.05328	101	76	21	4
1455	It would be easier if you could just develop some thick skin, sir, for your peer evaluation.	1.2870	0.05589	108	84	17	7
1456	There's an all-hands joust at 3:00.	1.2870	0.04904	115	86	25	4
1457	I'm sorry but we're looking for someone with jousting experience.	1.2870	0.05057	115	87	23	5
1458	Would you say that’s one of your strong suits?	1.2857	0.05696	91	69	18	4
1459	There is no such thing as a 'moat point'	1.2857	0.05083	119	91	22	6
1460	Welcome to Armor All.	1.2857	0.05618	98	75	18	5
1461	Too many Karens.	1.2857	0.05618	98	75	18	5
1462	Under dragon slaying skills you put none.	1.2857	0.05906	91	70	16	5
1463	Welcome to the mail room.	1.2857	0.05802	98	76	16	6
1464	I get being careful, but tell me again how you get through the airport TSA check.	1.2857	0.06005	84	64	16	4
1465	Just where did you read these CDC recommendations?	1.2857	0.04982	112	87	20	5
1466	Your three o’clock joust called. They’ll be a few minutes late.	1.2857	0.05696	91	69	18	4
1467	I've armored up for Monday	1.2857	0.06629	77	60	12	5
1468	Kent asked me to lead a hostile takeover	1.2857	0.06091	77	58	16	3
1469	So they haven't lifted the mandate yet from the plague ?	1.2857	0.06629	77	60	12	5
1470	I just don't think you're cut out for the knight shift	1.2857	0.05733	112	89	14	9
1471	Got stuck with the knight shift, huh?	1.2857	0.06895	84	68	8	8
1472	Sir, If you want my advice, I wouldn't touch it with a ten-foot pole.	1.2857	0.05533	105	81	18	6
1473	It’s an inquiry Nick, not a siege.	1.2857	0.06091	77	58	16	3
1474	It’s a fax from Ted about a duel.	1.2857	0.05507	84	62	20	2
1475	I'm Sorry, Mr. Galahad, Sir, but this job is way too weighty. When you put me in charge of the mail, I had no idea you mean chain mail.	1.2857	0.05295	112	86	20	6
1476	I'm sorry, but your position has become obsolete.	1.2857	0.06683	84	67	10	7
1477	Leaving early?	1.2857	0.05696	91	69	18	4
1478	We can't be too careful. I'm also wearing an N95 under this	1.2857	0.05761	84	63	18	3
1479	Can you read this for me? I can’t see a thing.	1.2857	0.06366	77	59	14	4
1480	I have to tell HR that I see your sword poking out.	1.2857	0.06683	84	67	10	7
1481	Should I bring in this morning's gauntlets?	1.2857	0.05427	98	74	20	4
1482	We'll have to take them to court.	1.2857	0.05618	98	75	18	5
1483	I take my fragile masculinity seriously	1.2857	0.05855	105	83	14	8
1484	Sorry, but I'm fully committed to my own lists.	1.2857	0.05618	98	75	18	5
1485	It's only a bother when I have to go to the bathroom.	1.2857	0.06366	77	59	14	4
1486	Don’t you think you’re taking the mask mandate a bit too far?	1.2857	0.05696	105	82	16	7
1487	The office staff wanted you to know that your armor no longer shines.	1.2857	0.06091	77	58	16	3
1488	I wish I could approve your request, but HR has me under siege.	1.2857	0.06091	77	58	16	3
1489	We're looking for someone with thick skin.	1.2857	0.05141	112	85	22	5
1490	I don't care if you are wearing full body armor, I am still not wearing a stupid mask.	1.2847	0.05378	137	111	13	13
1491	Have a good knight, Fred.	1.2846	0.04832	123	93	25	5
1492	I warned HR that if I didn't get time off I was liable to go medieval!	1.2846	0.05230	123	96	19	8
1493	Is that your idea of post-pandemic casual?	1.2844	0.05229	109	83	21	5
1494	I packed your good armor, and the airport steed is waiting.	1.2844	0.05842	109	87	13	9
1495	There was a typo in the job description. It said medieval instead mid-level executive.	1.2843	0.05464	102	78	19	5
1496	Insurance doesn't cover broken bones.	1.2843	0.06133	102	82	11	9
1497	You will joust with Wilkins from human resources at 2pm sir.	1.2843	0.05808	102	80	15	7
1498	Ma'am this is not what we meant by 'freelance experience	1.2842	0.05731	95	73	17	5
1499	I have the Knights of Columbus variant.	1.2841	0.06455	88	70	11	7
1500	The Holy Grail will have to wait, I'll be in bookkeeping the rest of the afternoon.	1.2841	0.05816	88	67	17	4
1501	I have to protect myself from those students who got failing grades.	1.2841	0.06455	88	70	11	7
1502	Any jousting experience?	1.2841	0.06654	88	71	9	8
1503	Expecting a rough campaign?	1.2841	0.05816	88	67	17	4
1504	Oh, you said there was a formal re-quest.	1.2841	0.06036	88	68	15	5
1505	I'm afraid to ask what you did with your horse.	1.2841	0.06036	88	68	15	5
1506	Shield my calls.	1.2841	0.06249	88	69	13	6
1507	Pardon me, I thought you said chain mail, not chain letter.	1.2841	0.05816	88	67	17	4
1508	If you were at the PTA meeting, you'd understand.	1.2840	0.06628	81	64	11	6
1509	Where is the round table?"	1.2840	0.06391	81	63	13	5
1510	I assure you, this is no “fly-by-knight” company.	1.2840	0.06628	81	64	11	6
1511	Of course I work at night; otherwise I'd be called a kday.	1.2840	0.06628	81	64	11	6
1512	No,I wouldn't say it's a hostile work environment.	1.2840	0.06145	81	62	15	4
1513	This is way past the deadline	1.2840	0.05620	81	60	19	2
1514	This looks like an ironclad agreement!	1.2840	0.07079	81	66	7	8
1515	The shop called. Your suit's ready.	1.2840	0.05889	81	61	17	3
1516	Bob, you seemed a bit defensive in the meeting.	1.2838	0.06531	74	57	13	4
1517	It was hard being the only one of us here.	1.2833	0.05046	120	92	22	6
1518	Trust me, this contract is ironclad.	1.2832	0.05254	113	87	20	6
1519	Why no, Ms. Hinkel. I wasn't aware of a dress code.	1.2832	0.04944	113	85	24	4
1520	Your sword is at the cleaners, the goblets have arrived, the round table is backordered and the stockholders in Sherwood are getting impatient.	1.2832	0.05254	113	87	20	6
1521	Where's your suit? This isn't an ironclad agreement. And don't pay any attention to the guy hovering out the side window.	1.2832	0.05547	113	89	16	8
1522	You’ll just have to hold down the fort - I’m not sure when I’ll be back.	1.2832	0.05547	113	89	16	8
1523	Let’s schedule a round table discussion.	1.2832	0.04782	113	84	26	3
1524	I didn't realize that this is what you meant when you said you enjoy heavy metal	1.2830	0.05648	106	83	16	7
1525	I believe they have eliminated the masking policy, sir.	1.2830	0.05321	106	81	20	5
1526	Look, we all hate the open office concept, but wait for casual Friday.	1.2830	0.05149	106	80	22	4
1527	You left your tankard in the knaves’ break-room.	1.2830	0.05487	106	82	18	6
1528	You may be freelance, but lances aren't free.	1.2828	0.06427	99	81	8	10
1529	Perhaps you haven't read the memo about our dress code.	1.2828	0.05568	99	76	18	5
1530	I'm afraid your armor isn't shiny enough!	1.2828	0.05568	99	76	18	5
1531	I see you have considerable mediation experience.	1.2824	0.06398	85	67	12	6
1532	From now on everything will be ironclad	1.2824	0.05189	85	62	22	1
1533	Are we jousting today or doing dictation?	1.2824	0.05703	85	64	18	3
1534	HR should’ve explained you’d be working the knight shift.	1.2824	0.06398	85	67	12	6
1535	You cover the phone complaints and I’ll take on the walk-ins.	1.2824	0.06175	85	66	14	5
1536	No, annual reviews are next week.	1.2821	0.04677	117	87	27	3
1537	Barista true, vouchsafe to grant one cup of that sustaining brew ?	1.2821	0.05802	117	95	11	11
1538	Can you believe it? 25 years and they want an Oath of Fealty. I'll need a notary public and a horse.	1.2821	0.07043	78	63	8	7
1539	I want an iron-clad agreement,	1.2821	0.06024	78	59	16	3
1540	The agency did mention something about "a unique dress code"	1.2821	0.06554	78	61	12	5
1541	What are you looking at? I am a free lancer.	1.2821	0.06803	78	62	10	6
1542	Didn't you read the email saying to be prepared for a hostile takeover?	1.2821	0.06554	78	61	12	5
1543	Rough night?	1.2821	0.06294	78	60	14	4
1544	I talked to my husband, he promises not to slap you again.	1.2821	0.06554	78	61	12	5
1545	They can force me to come in, but they can’t force me to come out.”	1.2818	0.04855	110	82	25	3
1546	Will Smith is my 3 o'clock.	1.2817	0.07002	71	56	10	5
1547	I told you our processes were a bit medieval.	1.2816	0.04862	103	76	25	2
1548	The package might take awhile. They've discontinued knight delivery.	1.2816	0.05418	103	79	19	5
1549	This is a chain letter. I told you to get me some chain mail.	1.2816	0.05590	103	80	17	6
1550	I think you've misunderstood the concept of night shift.	1.2812	0.05678	96	74	17	5
1551	I needed this ages ago.	1.2812	0.05678	96	74	17	5
1552	Well, Janine, you know what they say: dress for the job you want not the job you have.	1.2812	0.05678	96	74	17	5
1553	May I assume you are anti-vaccination?	1.2812	0.05868	96	75	15	6
1554	But you said you were hiring me for the night shift.	1.2812	0.06052	96	76	13	7
1555	So that's a yes on you hosting the Oscars next year, Mr. Rock?	1.2809	0.05977	89	69	15	5
1556	I'm sorry, but HR wouldn't budge on getting you a round table.	1.2809	0.05759	89	68	17	4
1557	You thought a mask mandate was bad ...	1.2809	0.05977	89	69	15	5
1558	Your horse is double parked.	1.2809	0.05533	89	67	19	3
1559	No, I'm not interested in working the knight shift.	1.2809	0.05759	89	68	17	4
1560	"Your resume doesn't indicate here that you've been knighted, and this is a night job.	1.2809	0.05977	89	69	15	5
1561	I must bid you farewell, my steed is double parked.	1.2807	0.04746	114	88	22	4
1562	You need to understand that not all of our damsels are in distress.	1.2807	0.05214	114	88	20	6
1563	I know the future is now, but I just feel stuck in the past.	1.2805	0.06079	82	63	15	4
1564	Quit frowning at me!	1.2805	0.05827	82	62	17	3
1565	Time for your Zoom call,sir. I need to bolt on your lapel mic.	1.2805	0.06322	82	64	13	5
1566	I’m sorry Lance, but HR have rejected your clothing allowance request.	1.2805	0.06079	82	63	15	4
1567	Okay, I'm ready to announce the layoffs.	1.2805	0.06556	82	65	11	6
1568	And tell Jones I’ve become aware that he’s started referring to me as Sir Dance-a-lot.	1.2805	0.06079	82	63	15	4
1569	They won’t fire me, Jan, I’m bulletproof. I may be an empty suit of armor, but I know all the right buzzwords.	1.2804	0.05602	107	84	16	7
1570	A protective suit doesn't make you a protected class.	1.2800	0.05519	100	77	18	5
1571	Corporate said act just like we're still at home and I'm not wearing pants.	1.2800	0.05874	100	79	14	7
1572	I don't know where your sword is, let me get you a pen.	1.2800	0.06454	75	58	13	4
1573	Yes, as always, the representations must be ironclad.	1.2800	0.04940	100	74	24	2
1574	As your attorney, I regret to inform you that "Knights of the Tax Table" is already a registered trademark.	1.2800	0.05519	100	77	18	5
1575	New CDC guidelines??	1.2800	0.06990	75	60	9	6
1576	I see you've prepared for my exit interview.	1.2800	0.05700	100	78	16	6
1577	You know, sticks and stones ---	1.2796	0.05795	93	72	16	5
1578	Nice dragon work, Bev, but where are we on jousts and moats?	1.2796	0.05993	93	73	14	6
1579	It’s been a little tough around here lately…	1.2796	0.05590	93	71	18	4
1580	They only said that you seemed a little thin-skinned today.	1.2796	0.05376	93	70	20	3
1581	They said there is a new variant called the Plague.	1.2793	0.05604	111	88	15	8
1582	I'm sorry to tell you this Senator but a suit of Armor is NOT going to protect you from the angry crowd outside.	1.2793	0.05456	111	87	17	7
1583	At least this one starts with, 'Dear Sir.'	1.2793	0.04985	111	84	23	4
1584	Not another knight at the office.	1.2791	0.05883	86	66	16	4
1585	It's not you...your armor isn't shining.	1.2791	0.05883	86	66	16	4
1586	And why do you feel masks make our work place less friendly?	1.2791	0.04865	86	62	24	0
1587	Actually, finding you another tax deduction does make me your knight in shining armor!	1.2791	0.06331	86	68	12	6
1588	Yes, I received my copy of the Chivalric Code. I was asking about maternity leave.	1.2791	0.05398	86	64	20	2
1589	The office politics here are medieval.	1.2791	0.05646	86	65	18	3
1590	The excel stuff is good, but I feel you lack experience in noble conquests.	1.2791	0.05646	86	65	18	3
1591	Well, since you got past my moat you have two minutes to talk.	1.2791	0.05883	86	66	16	4
1592	Bad hair day again?	1.2791	0.06111	86	67	14	5
1593	So this is the safe working space?	1.2791	0.06111	86	67	14	5
1594	Great work but next time let’s round-table some of these ideas “	1.2791	0.05646	86	65	18	3
1595	Revenue is way down, so you may need to return to business casual.	1.2785	0.05679	79	59	18	2
1596	Looks like another day of battling the creditors.	1.2785	0.06480	79	62	12	5
1597	Me too. Added bonus, with the visor I don't even have to hear how pretty I am when I smile.	1.2785	0.05679	79	59	18	2
1598	I know it’s a big change for me, but I guess I just finally realized that the pen is mightier than the sword.	1.2785	0.05679	79	59	18	2
1599	You can send Will Smith in now.	1.2785	0.06224	79	61	14	4
1600	I don't care what Dr. Fauci says, I plan to stay 100% fully protected no matter what	1.2785	0.05958	79	60	16	3
1601	I'm not taking any chances after what happened at the Oscars.	1.2785	0.06963	79	64	8	7
1602	It just says you got your Masters from Duke. Which One?	1.2785	0.06224	79	61	14	4
1603	This is your best offer? Shirley you joust.	1.2784	0.05627	97	75	17	5
1604	Well, for one, this is a desk; and two, it's the wrong shape	1.2784	0.04803	97	73	22	2
1605	My other suit's at the blacksmith.	1.2784	0.05997	97	77	13	7
1606	I'm sorry, but we've denied your request for a round table	1.2784	0.05433	97	74	19	4
1607	Sir Cole, your request for a round desk has been denied.	1.2784	0.05627	97	75	17	5
1608	Sorry, but I was looking for more of a Joan of Arc type	1.2784	0.05022	97	72	23	2
1609	Another variant of Covid is going around.	1.2783	0.05319	115	90	18	7
1610	What platform do I use to reserve a squire?	1.2778	0.06915	72	57	10	5
1611	I'm sorry but your employment here violates our medieval hiring policies.	1.2778	0.05703	90	69	17	4
1612	You’ll be taking the knight shift.	1.2778	0.05235	108	83	20	5
1613	Where's the WD-40 I ordered?	1.2778	0.05703	90	69	17	4
1614	'I know you think my garb is ironic."	1.2778	0.06915	72	57	10	5
1615	Say good Knight, Gracie	1.2778	0.06126	90	71	13	6
1616	If it weren't for "Depends", I'd be immobilized by rust.	1.2778	0.04893	108	81	24	3
1617	You work for Amour you wear armor!	1.2778	0.06326	90	72	11	7
1618	HR says you win. You will get a cubicle.	1.2778	0.06126	90	71	13	6
1619	I had to call a taxi. Your horse was towed away.	1.2778	0.06326	90	72	11	7
1620	Our new masking protocols are meant to promote blind recruitment.	1.2778	0.05703	90	69	17	4
1621	It says here that you're willing to start in the mail room.	1.2773	0.05053	119	92	21	6
1622	Monday's are medieval in HR.	1.2773	0.05053	119	92	21	6
1623	As I have previously explained, litigation is war.	1.2772	0.05472	101	78	18	5
1624	I love Medieval Mondays. Getting through security not so much.	1.2772	0.05472	101	78	18	5
1625	It's only until I find the Grail.	1.2772	0.05472	101	78	18	5
1626	Go ahead. Tell me. I can keep my trap shut.	1.2772	0.05472	101	78	18	5
1627	You misunderstood: today's dress codes is not "business castle."	1.2771	0.06255	83	65	13	5
1628	From Buckingham H.R. .. I’m now 2 days in the office, 3 days remote	1.2771	0.06015	83	64	15	4
1629	The malicious attack, was about protecting your computer.”	1.2771	0.05231	83	61	21	1
1630	They specifically said it was the knight shift.	1.2771	0.05766	83	63	17	3
1631	And, of course, you'll be working in an undisclosed, securer location"	1.2771	0.05766	83	63	17	3
1632	Ralph, I didn't literally mean a knight in shining armor. Now please, get up from my desk.	1.2769	0.06761	65	50	12	3
1633	HR's reference to "Knight Shift" is either a typo or a prank, but I'm not taking any chances.	1.2768	0.05107	112	86	21	5
1634	I assure you, squire is an executive track position.	1.2766	0.05538	94	72	18	4
1635	On in five, Mr. Rock	1.2766	0.05327	94	71	20	3
1636	I see you are prepared to discuss your performance appraisal.	1.2766	0.05741	94	73	16	5
1637	You definitely chose the right suit for the budget meeting.	1.2763	0.05803	76	57	17	2
1638	You misspelled joust.	1.2763	0.05803	76	57	17	2
1639	I don’t care what the new, relaxed COVID guidelines say!	1.2762	0.05327	105	83	16	6
1640	Bob, I think you misunderstood when I asked you to work the night shift.	1.2762	0.05661	105	83	15	7
1641	I’m sorry I thought this was casual Friday!	1.2762	0.05496	105	82	17	6
1642	Who said anything about a hostile takeover?	1.2762	0.05496	105	82	17	6
1643	I work the knight shift.	1.2759	0.06266	87	69	12	6
1644	The Dragon of Accounting is here to tell you cannot use that suit as an expense!	1.2759	0.06049	87	68	14	5
1645	I specifically asked for a round desk	1.2759	0.06049	87	68	14	5
1646	I see you're asking to switch from the knight shift.	1.2759	0.06049	87	68	14	5
1647	Is my summer armor back from the cleaners?	1.2759	0.06049	87	68	14	5
1648	It feels like centuries since we've been back at the office.	1.2759	0.05824	87	67	16	4
1649	This is a chain letter, I asked for my mail.	1.2759	0.06266	87	69	12	6
1650	Another petition to update our dress code?	1.2759	0.06049	87	68	14	5
1651	how do you walk in those," they both said simultaneously to each other	1.2755	0.05942	98	78	13	7
1652	Drawbridge still stuck, huh?	1.2755	0.05577	98	76	17	5
1653	I'm just not sure you're qualified for a super visor role...	1.2755	0.05385	98	75	19	4
1654	I slay dragons on Thursday nights with my kickball team.	1.2755	0.05942	98	78	13	7
1655	I take it you're the one who called the EEOC.	1.2754	0.06811	69	54	11	4
1656	Why do you recommend taking out my term "crusade" from our future projections?	1.2754	0.06491	69	53	13	3
1657	This is fine, but I'll need it in Middle English for the round table.	1.2752	0.05662	109	87	14	8
1658	Does this make me look fat?	1.2752	0.05027	109	83	22	4
1659	We can't ask about personal matters, but most of our employees are middle-aged.	1.2752	0.04676	109	81	26	2
1660	The new variant’s spike protein is apparently really sharp.	1.2750	0.05329	80	59	20	1
1661	You’re a bean counter, not a defender of the universe.	1.2750	0.06156	80	62	14	4
1662	Oh, fuck!	1.2750	0.06408	80	63	12	5
1663	Yes of course we rescue trans-damsels. Just who do they think we are?	1.2750	0.06408	80	63	12	5
1664	Just wanted to be ready in case Will Smith shows up.	1.2750	0.06408	80	63	12	5
1665	HR said the job required a suit.	1.2750	0.05618	80	60	18	2
1666	I may not be your knight in shining armor, but I must be somebodys	1.2750	0.06156	80	62	14	4
1667	There are three damsels in distress in reception and one dragon flaming out. Who shall I send in first?	1.2750	0.06650	80	64	10	6
1668	I forgot to do laundry	1.2747	0.05428	91	69	19	3
1669	Between airborne viruses, workplace violence and sexual harassment, I decided this is probably my best option.	1.2747	0.06264	91	73	11	7
1670	It's all in a knight's work.	1.2747	0.06066	91	72	13	6
1671	You have to stop CCing me on chainmail.	1.2747	0.05649	91	70	17	4
1672	Oh please, you don’t have to call me sir.	1.2747	0.05861	91	71	15	5
1673	Uh, no, I know nothing about these moat expenses.	1.2747	0.06066	91	72	13	6
1674	I demand an ironclad guarantee!	1.2747	0.06264	91	73	11	7
1675	Yes, I saw the article. They're trying to paint me as medieval. It's just the world we live in now...	1.2747	0.05198	91	68	21	2
1676	The original Steel Dossier	1.2747	0.06066	91	72	13	6
1677	Didn’t you get the memo? We now have casual Fridays and Medieval Mondays.	1.2747	0.05649	91	70	17	4
1678	I've always been a Knights fan. My dad was a Knights fan.	1.2745	0.05601	102	80	16	6
1679	We ride at dawn. Of course, overtime will be involved.	1.2745	0.05242	102	78	20	4
1680	I don't know boss, but getting a vaccine might be a better idea	1.2745	0.05242	102	78	20	4
1681	...and who ordered the rectangular table for the conference room?	1.2742	0.07333	62	49	9	4
1682	How many times must I tell you there’s no need to work all night?	1.2742	0.06573	62	47	13	2
1683	I'm looking for someone with more of a background in pillaging and marauding.	1.2740	0.05936	73	55	16	2
1684	You make hybrid work look so easy.	1.2740	0.06830	73	58	10	5
1685	I hear you're into Heavy Metal Mr. Smith..	1.2738	0.05952	84	65	15	4
1686	What? It’s a suit.	1.2738	0.05179	84	62	21	1
1687	Another bad hair day,Mrs. Wilson?	1.2738	0.06189	84	66	13	5
1688	What glass ceiling?	1.2738	0.05952	84	65	15	4
1689	I appreciate that you’re prepared to lay down your life for me, but you still need to use spell check.	1.2738	0.06416	84	67	11	6
1690	The Queen asked me to remind you it is a figure of speech.	1.2737	0.05487	95	73	18	4
1691	Dress for the job you want, not the one you have.	1.2737	0.05687	95	74	16	5
1692	I feel like you're getting a little defensive.	1.2737	0.05687	95	74	16	5
1693	I know the mandate's been lifted, but I like to play it safe.	1.2737	0.05487	95	73	18	4
1694	Susan, cancel my 8:00 joust tomorrow morning- I have a date with that fair maiden from accounting and I plan on getting quite unchivalrous.	1.2737	0.06068	95	76	12	7
1695	Any experience being in distress?	1.2737	0.05279	95	72	20	3
1696	It's my new subway wear. It stops knives and bullets...And no need to wear a mask.	1.2736	0.05283	106	82	19	5
1697	It's just that I prefer a round table.	1.2736	0.05925	106	86	11	9
1698	Word is you've been lancing a lot around here lately...	1.2736	0.05283	106	82	19	5
1699	Yes sir, I'm positive being in stocks is a good thing.	1.2736	0.05283	106	82	19	5
1700	Yes, you've come to the right department, but we have no mail today.	1.2736	0.04931	106	80	23	3
1701	I have a hard time believing you’ve slain five dragons.	1.2727	0.05988	88	69	14	5
1702	Can you make twelve copies and place them on the Round Table?	1.2727	0.05527	99	77	17	5
1703	I find it keeps people from making sexist comments	1.2727	0.06572	77	61	11	5
1704	For last weeks casual Friday, I wore a bunny suit.	1.2727	0.05710	99	78	15	6
1705	I thought writers were thick-skinned but I think you're overdoing it.	1.2727	0.05766	88	68	16	4
1706	I see you're not wearing a mask	1.2727	0.05140	99	75	21	3
1707	At this point, riding a horse is cheaper than driving.	1.2727	0.06827	77	62	9	6
1708	Would you have any problem working knights?	1.2727	0.05888	99	79	13	7
1709	You may be in the Dark Ages, but I'm not having it.	1.2727	0.06203	88	70	12	6
1710	I’m done being a corporate pawn.	1.2727	0.05988	88	69	14	5
1711	Hope there's no line for the men's bathroom!	1.2727	0.06572	77	61	11	5
1712	To be honest, sir, I was expecting a round table.	1.2727	0.06306	77	60	13	4
1713	Miss Jones, take an epistle."	1.2727	0.05988	88	69	14	5
1714	We’re cutting armor shine out of the budget.	1.2727	0.05888	99	79	13	7
1715	Well, you mentioned in your resume that you were comfortable working night shifts.	1.2727	0.05888	99	79	13	7
1716	I've had enough of your castles in the air attitude	1.2727	0.05710	99	78	15	6
1717	That was night shift with an “N,” Bob.	1.2727	0.05710	99	78	15	6
1718	Rumor is you were hired because you're a veteran.	1.2727	0.05337	99	76	19	4
1719	Impressive, but I'm looking for someone who slays.	1.2718	0.05378	103	80	18	5
1720	I feel my position is in danger right now.	1.2717	0.05595	92	71	17	4
1721	This was the only mask I had. I would have looked silly if I wore it without the rest of the suit.	1.2717	0.05150	92	69	21	2
1722	Not everyone likes working the knight shift.	1.2717	0.06202	92	74	11	7
1723	Why aren’t you ready? We’re storming the board meeting at two.	1.2717	0.05595	92	71	17	4
1724	I tip my helmet for your choice of office power avatar Gerry.	1.2717	0.05804	92	72	15	5
1725	We're expecting a hostile takeover bid.	1.2717	0.05804	92	72	15	5
1726	I think you might be a bit confused about the night shift...	1.2716	0.05830	81	62	16	3
1727	That’s only five feet.	1.2716	0.06337	81	64	12	5
1728	You know I was up for that promotion, why are you jousting me?	1.2716	0.06576	81	65	10	6
1729	Are you wearing Arm and Hammer?	1.2716	0.06576	81	65	10	6
1730	No, seriously, this is the only suit I own.	1.2716	0.05559	81	61	18	2
1731	How's your crusade against casual Friday's going?	1.2716	0.06576	81	65	10	6
1732	We'll be sure to discuss your qualifications at our next Round Table.	1.2716	0.06576	81	65	10	6
1733	No, no…today’s negotiation may involve VERBAL jousting.	1.2716	0.05830	81	62	16	3
1734	Don't point that thing at me!	1.2714	0.07026	70	56	9	5
1735	I don’t think you’re suited for this job. You can’t tell clients their mother was a hamster.	1.2712	0.04763	118	99	12	7
1736	Yeah I just transferred from the Lands Between branch. The bosses there were so difficult.	1.2710	0.05405	107	84	17	6
1737	We promoted you to Night manager, Harold--not Knight manager. Now go change out of that before someone thinks they can take your promotion by killing you in a duel.	1.2710	0.05240	107	83	19	5
1738	I could really use another flagon of mead before I have to joust with the I.T. guy.	1.2710	0.05566	107	85	15	7
1739	Can you write these memos in Middle English?	1.2708	0.05231	96	73	20	3
1740	I heard chivalry was dead	1.2708	0.05635	96	75	16	5
1741	I thought you were on the night shift.	1.2708	0.05437	96	74	18	4
1742	You try working in H.R.	1.2708	0.06012	96	77	12	7
1743	I think you are taking this night shift thing a little too far.	1.2706	0.05891	85	66	15	4
1744	Yea, you’re probably right. I overdid the COVID-protective thing!	1.2706	0.05648	85	65	17	3
1745	I’m gonna get medieval on your ass.	1.2706	0.05394	85	64	19	2
1746	Well yes now that it’s written I can see there’s no K in night shift	1.2706	0.05648	85	65	17	3
1747	Truthfully, I prefer working the night shift.	1.2706	0.06124	85	67	13	5
1748	George, the masking mandate has ended. You can take off your helmet	1.2706	0.05128	85	63	21	1
1749	As CEO and Chairman, I warned you I’d be taking on a duel role here.	1.2706	0.06124	85	67	13	5
1750	Actually my friends call me Steely Dan! Not Sir!	1.2706	0.05891	85	66	15	4
1751	At first, because the N95 gave me a rash. Now, it's just a habit.	1.2706	0.06348	85	68	11	6
1752	I see the paper's hired a knight editor.	1.2703	0.06747	74	59	10	5
1753	I'm sorry, Repunzel. It's the hair.	1.2703	0.06174	74	57	14	3
1754	How you dress is up to you, but HR ruled you have to leave your lances at home.	1.2703	0.06747	74	59	10	5
1755	So find a place that does give a straw!	1.2703	0.07016	74	60	8	6
1756	Here is your polishing cloth bill for the month, sir.	1.2703	0.05867	74	56	16	2
1757	Boss, I see you’re ready for this sixth Omicron variant!	1.2703	0.05867	74	56	16	2
1758	Surfing for serfs again lance	1.2703	0.06747	74	59	10	5
1759	Great resume, I'd love to hire you; can you work knight shift?	1.2700	0.05096	100	76	21	3
1760	Not another law suit.	1.2700	0.05291	100	77	19	4
1761	I lost my mask.	1.2700	0.05478	100	78	17	5
1762	Sir, you mistook the memo, Medieval Friday was only a jest!	1.2698	0.07575	63	51	7	5
1763	Show the damsel in	1.2697	0.04993	89	66	22	1
1764	They hired me to bring back a touch of the Old School qualities.	1.2697	0.05929	89	70	14	5
1765	You really should dress for the job you want.	1.2697	0.05709	89	69	16	4
1766	Enough about me. How was your weekend?	1.2697	0.06345	89	72	10	7
1767	Well since you got across the moat ... Then you're the kind of shark this firms been looking for!	1.2697	0.05243	89	67	20	2
1768	Just a reminder from HR. Basically it suggests not to assume you can wear the same attire here, as you may have become used to, while working from home.	1.2697	0.05929	89	70	14	5
1769	Find everything I need to know about the Bubonic variant of concern!	1.2697	0.06140	89	71	12	6
1770	Echo? What echo?	1.2697	0.05929	89	70	14	5
1771	They didn’t approve my transfer. Says I’m not properly suited for the job.	1.2697	0.05243	89	67	20	2
1772	If I have to return to the office.	1.2697	0.05709	89	69	16	4
1773	The dress code is pretty loose. I use a lot of oil.	1.2697	0.06140	89	71	12	6
1774	The CDC says you don't need that anymore.	1.2696	0.04990	115	89	21	5
1775	I’ll need a horse, a lance, and a damn good business plan.	1.2692	0.05676	78	59	17	2
1776	No, Will Smith is not in the building.	1.2692	0.05834	104	84	12	8
1777	I’m beginning to sense a combative tone in your voice, Ms. Wilkins!	1.2692	0.05962	78	60	15	3
1778	Shall I hold your mail?	1.2692	0.05962	78	60	15	3
1779	You're scaring the clients.	1.2692	0.06496	78	62	11	5
1780	Please bring me the Camelot file	1.2692	0.06235	78	61	13	4
1781	When we asked if you could work nights, this isn't what we meant.	1.2692	0.05155	104	80	20	4
1782	I'm sorry, sir, they're out of round tables.	1.2692	0.04779	104	78	24	2
1783	What exactly is the nature of your distress?	1.2692	0.05962	78	60	15	3
1784	Stacey, I think that our case is ironclad.	1.2692	0.04970	104	79	22	3
1785	Judith, this contract is iron clad	1.2692	0.05505	104	82	16	6
1786	I think we can both agree that chivalry is not dead.	1.2692	0.04339	130	98	29	3
1787	New Mask?	1.2688	0.05749	93	73	15	5
1788	I'm still not comfortable unmasking.	1.2688	0.05949	93	74	13	6
1789	Shall I interpret this as welcome chivalry or backward thinking prejudice?	1.2688	0.05949	93	74	13	6
1790	They can boot me out and down the stairs, but I won't go quietly.	1.2688	0.06330	93	76	9	8
1791	I just felt safer working from home.	1.2688	0.05103	93	70	21	2
1792	Ask Personnel to hire me a squire, asap.	1.2688	0.05749	93	73	15	5
1793	I see you're taking COVID precautions to a whole new level...	1.2687	0.06230	67	51	14	2
1794	This is the hardest part of my job Tina.	1.2687	0.06918	67	53	10	4
1795	There's a dragon at reception who says he has an appointment with you?	1.2687	0.06918	67	53	10	4
1796	Ah, gotcha. You said you’d be working knights. I thought you meant that you’d be working nights.	1.2685	0.04853	108	84	20	4
1797	Yes, I’m working the knight shift.	1.2685	0.05825	108	88	11	9
1798	They told me that you'd be hard to approach, Smedley...	1.2685	0.04853	108	82	23	3
1799	You don’t understand. The suit is my healthcare plan.	1.2685	0.05361	108	85	17	6
1800	The tax collector wants to know if you’re ready to joust.	1.2685	0.04853	108	84	20	4
1801	I had to get a second job because my wife wants to remodel the castle.	1.2685	0.05520	108	86	15	7
1802	Low and behold, the pen was mightier than the sword.	1.2683	0.06268	82	65	12	5
1803	Yeah, I have lost weight. Thanks for noticing.	1.2683	0.06268	82	65	12	5
1804	Please have maintenance send someone to meet me in the men's room--with a can opener.	1.2683	0.06268	82	65	12	5
1805	Yes, this is the mail room.	1.2683	0.05768	82	63	16	3
1806	You’re a jester jouster Chester and you still need a mask.	1.2680	0.06133	97	79	10	8
1807	Effective leadership, Sir, starts with a round table.	1.2679	0.05379	112	89	16	7
1808	NOW who has thin skin, Janet?	1.2676	0.06330	71	55	13	3
1809	Joust in time.	1.2674	0.05591	86	66	17	3
1810	I'll say it again, we cannot land this account by laying siege to their office park.	1.2674	0.06282	86	69	11	6
1811	K.H.R. The "K" is silent.	1.2674	0.05591	86	66	17	3
1812	It's just easier than explaining why I'm still wearing a mask	1.2674	0.06282	86	69	11	6
1813	Didn’t you get the memo about Medieval Mondays?	1.2674	0.06496	86	70	9	7
1814	Yes, it's the new N-1066AD mask, and matching attire.	1.2674	0.06060	86	68	13	5
1815	I can't do paperless until they implement the helmet mode face ID.	1.2674	0.05591	86	66	17	3
1816	I expected your desk to be round.	1.2673	0.05052	101	77	21	3
1817	Sir, Is that Really YOU?	1.2673	0.05783	101	81	13	7
1818	No one shines armor in this county.	1.2673	0.05430	101	79	17	5
1819	Someone will be right out to help you suit up	1.2667	0.05799	75	57	16	2
1820	For the last time Sir Lancelot, m'lady is not an HR-approved pronoun.	1.2667	0.06391	75	59	12	4
1821	Any metalwork or welding experience?	1.2667	0.06667	75	60	10	5
1822	Maybe we could learn to juggle bowling balls, too?	1.2667	0.06102	75	58	14	3
1823	I remember the days when wearing a condom was enough protection.	1.2667	0.06391	75	59	12	4
1824	I'm pretty handy with the Three-In-One Oil.	1.2667	0.05653	90	70	16	4
1825	Your two o'clock joust with Marketing has been pushed back to three.	1.2667	0.06667	75	60	10	5
1826	Do Androids dream of Covid-19? You bet!	1.2667	0.06391	75	59	12	4
1827	I started in the mail room.	1.2667	0.06391	75	59	12	4
1828	I don’t care what shape the table is Chuck, just make sure there are no comically large drumsticks at the meeting this week. Donuts will do.	1.2667	0.04336	105	83	19	3
1829	I'm not seeing any broadaxe experience in your resume.	1.2667	0.06667	75	60	10	5
1830	I'll give you my comments on the report, but first let's agree that nobody needs to get defensive here.	1.2667	0.06667	75	60	10	5
1831	My mail! My mail! Why do you keep bringing me these letters?"	1.2667	0.05870	90	71	14	5
1832	Nice mask. First day back in the office?	1.2667	0.05193	90	68	20	2
1833	Yes it's true. I was de-moated.	1.2667	0.05799	75	57	16	2
1834	The women of the office have elected me to tell you we are not doing Medieval Mondays.	1.2667	0.06079	90	72	12	6
1835	Your resume is quite impressive; unfortunately, I’m looking for a damsel in distress.	1.2667	0.05653	90	70	16	4
1836	This damsel is here to relieve you from your knight shift." "	1.2667	0.05288	105	82	18	5
1837	This states you have a backbone of steel. Can you elaborate?	1.2660	0.05695	94	74	15	5
1838	This isn't really what I meant when I said I was waiting for my knight in shining armour	1.2660	0.05278	94	72	19	3
1839	Looks iron clad to me.	1.2660	0.05892	94	75	13	6
1840	I told you I'm not doing dragon stuff anymore! I'm an accountant now!	1.2660	0.05892	94	75	13	6
1841	Chivalry: New company policy.	1.2660	0.05695	94	74	15	5
1842	You wanted to see me, Sir?	1.2660	0.05695	94	74	15	5
1843	No, you can't have a moat around your desk.	1.2658	0.05896	79	61	15	3
1844	I see you're on the knight shift this week	1.2658	0.05614	79	60	17	2
1845	Haven't you heard of COVID?	1.2658	0.06165	79	62	13	4
1846	Sorry,your résumé’s rusty for a job in the mailroom	1.2658	0.06670	79	64	9	6
1847	You'll like working here. We've eliminated all sexual harassment.	1.2658	0.06165	79	62	13	4
1848	I asked you to bring me a pardoner, not paper.	1.2658	0.05896	79	61	15	3
1849	Can you at least ride a horse?	1.2658	0.05614	79	60	17	2
1850	Oh, you're working knight shift now?	1.2658	0.06423	79	63	11	5
1851	Did this come with the mail?	1.2655	0.05031	113	88	20	5
1852	No, no. It's night shift.	1.2655	0.05482	113	91	14	8
1853	Chivalry isn't dead ... but it is on deadline.	1.2655	0.04872	113	87	22	4
1854	Please tell us why you'd be a good fit at Round Table.	1.2653	0.06077	98	80	10	8
1855	Did you get your Covid booster shot ?	1.2653	0.05340	98	76	18	4
1856	These need to be sent anonymously.	1.2651	0.06201	83	66	12	5
1857	How’s the boiling oil contract coming along?	1.2651	0.06201	83	66	12	5
1858	Hard no from Materials Management for a round table.	1.2651	0.05444	83	63	18	2
1859	Would you like the good news or the bad news?	1.2651	0.05959	83	65	14	4
1860	I'd like to be reassigned to the day shift.	1.2651	0.05444	83	63	18	2
1861	Reading this memo is pure torture.	1.2647	0.05009	102	82	15	5
1862	You cannot disemploy me, I abdicate!	1.2647	0.05200	102	79	19	4
1863	There's a new variant.	1.2647	0.05561	102	81	15	6
1864	According to HR you don't have to call me Sir	1.2647	0.05009	102	78	21	3
1865	Pulling an all-nighter?	1.2647	0.05200	102	79	19	4
1866	Last week it was just a tin hat.	1.2647	0.05009	102	78	21	3
1867	If Arthur calls, tell him I'm not around.	1.2645	0.04660	121	96	20	5
1868	Mr. Rock should I send Mr. Smith in now?	1.2644	0.06217	87	70	11	6
1869	Perhaps a mask would suffice.	1.2644	0.05535	87	67	17	3
1870	Medieval font is preferred.	1.2644	0.05771	87	68	15	4
1871	What makes you think that my feedback will be negative?	1.2644	0.05998	87	69	13	5
1872	Oh, no, I always dress this way. I don't want anyone to know that I'm wearing a mask for COVID underneath. I'd be embarrassed.	1.2644	0.05998	87	69	13	5
1873	I’m ready to see the auditor.	1.2644	0.05771	87	68	15	4
1874	We "need you on the board" means something different than you think.	1.2644	0.05535	87	67	17	3
1875	What do you mean you are sick of me getting oiled at work?	1.2644	0.05998	87	69	13	5
1876	Well, if you had just sucked it up and gotten vaccinated, we wouldn't have made you do this.	1.2644	0.05771	87	68	15	4
1877	I got demoted from the round table to the rectangular tables with the rest of you.	1.2644	0.05998	87	69	13	5
1878	So, you need a hero.	1.2642	0.05412	106	84	16	6
1879	I told you I needed a round table."	1.2642	0.05412	106	84	16	6
1880	You seem a wee bit defensive…	1.2642	0.04889	106	81	22	3
1881	Grace, didn't you see this memo about wearing PPE in my office?	1.2642	0.05244	106	83	18	5
1882	The client is absolutely medieval.	1.2642	0.05244	106	83	18	5
1883	you know very well that, that is not the kind of suit HR told you to wear	1.2639	0.06558	72	57	11	4
1884	The arms race has taken a new turn	1.2639	0.06558	72	57	11	4
1885	Yes Ser, I know, winter is coming.	1.2639	0.06558	72	57	11	4
1886	So your the new IRS auditor.	1.2639	0.06850	72	58	9	5
1887	I thought you were going to "night" school.	1.2637	0.05813	91	72	14	5
1888	Not sure you understand how our firewall works.	1.2637	0.05599	91	71	16	4
1889	Excuse me, Mr. Wells but you are wanted in the R&D department. Something about a time machine.	1.2637	0.06019	91	73	12	6
1890	are you available for the night shift ?	1.2637	0.06218	91	74	10	7
1891	Wondering if you can give me an example of how you've used valor or gallantry or dragons in the workplace before?	1.2637	0.05599	91	71	16	4
1892	You misspelled quixotic.	1.2637	0.06019	91	73	12	6
1893	It’s a war out there. You need to be dressed for the job.	1.2636	0.05114	110	86	19	5
1894	In my defense, some of our clients do look a bit like dragons.	1.2632	0.06316	76	60	12	4
1895	Welcome to HR	1.2632	0.05733	76	58	16	2
1896	Fired? Well, screw you and the horse you rode in on	1.2632	0.06316	76	60	12	4
1897	What?! They cancelled the hostile takeover?	1.2632	0.06032	76	59	14	3
1898	Are you able to work knights?	1.2632	0.05229	95	73	19	3
1899	You're right. In this case I think 'gasknighted' is appropriate.	1.2632	0.05641	95	75	15	5
1900	Okay. Bring in the first performance review.	1.2632	0.06588	76	61	10	5
1901	So the rumors are true, you are a hardnose	1.2632	0.05733	76	58	16	2
1902	Welcome back from working at home. We did some reorganization and you will be working the Knight shift!	1.2632	0.06032	76	59	14	3
1903	I'm meeting with shareholders	1.2632	0.06032	76	59	14	3
1904	Your corporate raiding experience would translate well to a career in sacking and pillaging!	1.2632	0.06849	76	62	8	6
1905	My therapist told me I need to work on my confidence.	1.2626	0.05847	99	80	12	7
1906	Regarding your ‘edict’-these medieval policies don’t resonate with today’s enlightened work force.	1.2626	0.05292	99	77	18	4
1907	The window washer doesn't care whether you have thick skin.	1.2626	0.06021	99	81	10	8
1908	How was the knight shift?	1.2626	0.05668	99	79	14	6
1909	Are you amenable to working knights?	1.2626	0.05483	99	78	16	5
1910	Well, this damsel in distress needs transparent pay scales.	1.2626	0.05094	99	76	20	3
1911	Unfortunately, the knight shift has been taken.	1.2626	0.04887	99	75	22	2
1912	I was told that masks are optional.	1.2625	0.05260	80	60	19	1
1913	We have a quixotic dress code here.	1.2625	0.06096	80	63	13	4
1914	I forgot my mask	1.2625	0.05831	80	62	15	3
1915	We ran out of PPE.	1.2625	0.05831	80	62	15	3
1916	This is how we did it in the old days	1.2625	0.05831	80	62	15	3
1917	What do you mean “not eligible under ADA”?	1.2619	0.06135	84	67	12	5
1918	Please tell Mr. Smith that the Academy has,in fact,decided to rescind his Oscar.	1.2619	0.05648	84	65	16	3
1919	Have the staff meet me at the Round Table in half an hour.	1.2619	0.05896	84	66	14	4
1920	Can you run out and pick up some WD40? I can’t get up out of my chair.	1.2619	0.05896	84	66	14	4
1921	what can you do?	1.2619	0.06364	84	68	10	6
1922	Seems like a feudal effort	1.2619	0.06135	84	67	12	5
1923	I can't read.	1.2619	0.05648	84	65	16	3
1924	What I really need is a knight in a corporate meeting with a good explanation for why we can't stay within our budget.	1.2619	0.05648	84	65	16	3
1925	It's nice to have the flexibility to still work from the castle.	1.2619	0.06135	84	67	12	5
1926	Mhmhmff Fhmmfh Hmphmfh.	1.2619	0.06135	84	67	12	5
1927	Don’t judge me by my looks.	1.2619	0.06364	84	68	10	6
1928	I may not have a round table... but I will face the Devil himself in this audit."	1.2619	0.05388	84	64	18	2
1929	I'd like to send some chain mail.	1.2619	0.05896	84	66	14	4
1930	This was my safe career.	1.2619	0.05648	84	65	16	3
1931	Procurement says rectangular desks are all they have.	1.2619	0.05648	84	65	16	3
1932	The Mask Mandate is over!	1.2617	0.05367	107	85	16	6
1933	Send in Will Smith.	1.2615	0.07029	65	52	9	4
1934	So, Ms. Fletcher, you don't actually have any experience making arrows?	1.2615	0.07029	65	52	9	4
1935	That does not make you my knight in shining armor	1.2614	0.05480	88	68	17	3
1936	I guess you already heard about the new variant.	1.2614	0.05713	88	69	15	4
1937	From the Round Table, to a cubicle. How the mighty have fallen.	1.2614	0.05480	88	68	17	3
1938	Nice to meet another Rutgers grad!	1.2614	0.05713	88	69	15	4
1939	l hereby anoint you me administrative squire.	1.2614	0.05236	88	67	19	2
1940	One great thing about working here is that sexual harassment is never an issue!	1.2614	0.05713	88	69	15	4
1941	There's been a complaint you have a waste-paper trebuchet hidden under your desk.	1.2614	0.05713	88	69	15	4
1942	This was the only suit that still fits	1.2613	0.04739	111	85	23	3
1943	I'll be taking the Subway to the clients office Ms. Wiggins.	1.2613	0.04909	111	86	21	4
1944	My contract is ironclad. You cannot fire me!	1.2609	0.06414	69	54	12	3
1945	Don't you think you are taking the pandemic cautions too far.	1.2609	0.05096	92	70	20	2
1946	In that outfit it will be easier to bounce ideas off you.	1.2609	0.05756	92	73	14	5
1947	OK, I'm ready. Send in Mrs. Haggleton and her insufferable son.	1.2609	0.05756	92	75	11	6
1948	I thought they wanted me for the night shift.	1.2609	0.04954	115	90	20	5
1949	Good night	1.2609	0.05545	92	72	16	4
1950	I could slay a dragon for you, but I can't help with grammar.	1.2609	0.05960	92	74	12	6
1951	Turns out they said night at the interview, I heard knight.	1.2609	0.05960	92	74	12	6
1952	Oh,I think you misunderstood when we said we needed you on the night shift	1.2609	0.05096	92	70	20	2
1953	Well they did ask me to do knight duty."	1.2609	0.06073	69	53	14	2
1954	This working knights is killing me.	1.2604	0.05389	96	75	17	4
1955	I'm presenting at the Oscars tonight.	1.2604	0.05589	96	76	15	5
1956	I dislike coming to the office, but my castle doesn't have Wi-Fi.	1.2604	0.05782	96	77	13	6
1957	Your performance appraisal's today? Surely you joust.	1.2603	0.06177	73	57	13	3
1958	I you can get this off me, you're hired.	1.2603	0.06478	73	58	11	4
1959	Sticks and stones can't break my bones, but word processing does hurt me.	1.2603	0.06765	73	59	9	5
1960	HR needs you to stop sweeping female coworkers off their feet.	1.2603	0.05861	73	56	15	2
1961	Your work isn’t cutting it, Mrs. Williams. Enough verbal jousting!	1.2600	0.04632	100	79	18	3
1962	Apparently Google self-corrected from nightly in the boss's memo.	1.2600	0.05617	100	80	14	6
1963	I think this would be perfect for our roundtable next week.	1.2600	0.05435	100	79	16	5
1964	I'm ready for my afternoon joust. Did you make arrangements for a horse?	1.2600	0.04632	100	75	24	1
1965	I see they have you working the knight shift again	1.2600	0.05617	100	80	14	6
1966	Patricia, can you check to see if my lance has been straightened and my steed re-shod?	1.2597	0.06243	77	61	12	4
1967	I didn't get your email. Again, it's Melanie, not m'lady.	1.2597	0.06243	77	61	12	4
1968	Not in? Surely you jest..	1.2597	0.06243	77	61	12	4
1969	When I told you that you would be working the night shift I didn't think you would take it so seriously.	1.2597	0.06243	77	61	12	4
1970	Nadn burwahda adda, Mff bwuhkz.	1.2597	0.06511	77	62	10	5
1971	Are you available knights and weekends?	1.2597	0.05359	77	58	18	1
1972	The pay scale for windmill tilting was simply too low.	1.2596	0.05291	104	82	17	5
1973	What are you thoughts on Succession?	1.2593	0.06029	81	64	13	4
1974	I dress for the job I want, not the job I have.	1.2593	0.05205	81	61	19	1
1975	I assume this means we're sticking with masks	1.2593	0.06029	81	64	13	4
1976	Let's get this straight, I'm your administrative assistant, not your damned squire!	1.2593	0.06029	81	64	13	4
1977	Purchasing says you are responsible for your own WD-40.	1.2593	0.05483	108	87	14	7
1978	Why the long face today?	1.2593	0.05768	81	63	15	3
1979	How would you like naming our son Lance?	1.2593	0.05493	81	62	17	2
1980	No,I hired you for the night shift	1.2593	0.06280	81	65	11	5
1981	So we're looking at a 15% housing price increase next year, along with an invasion of pillaging hordes.	1.2593	0.05768	81	63	15	3
1982	Couldn't your demand for a duel have been an email?	1.2593	0.06029	81	64	13	4
1983	No, I think that is you that should stop being so defensive.	1.2593	0.06029	81	64	13	4
1984	Don't follow my instructions mechanically... never forget you are human.	1.2593	0.05158	108	85	18	5
1985	I'd like to help, ma'am, but if corporate says this damsel isn't strictly in 'distress,' then my hands are tied.	1.2593	0.06280	81	65	11	5
1986	I'm hosting the Oscars tonight.	1.2593	0.06029	81	64	13	4
1987	I'm really tired of working nights.	1.2593	0.06029	81	64	13	4
1988	I shall deliver this at once to Sir Cularfile.	1.2593	0.06280	81	65	11	5
1989	It’s perhaps no secret that my editing skills are a bit rusty.	1.2589	0.05190	112	89	17	6
1990	Guess I misunderstood what you meant by the night shift.	1.2588	0.05589	85	66	16	3
1991	Sir, don’t you think you’re taking this cyberattack a little too seriously?	1.2588	0.05835	85	67	14	4
1992	Clarence, maybe we should talk about our policy of openness and transparency.	1.2588	0.06296	85	69	10	6
1993	Perhaps something a little less up to date.	1.2588	0.05333	85	65	18	2
1994	Oh, suddenly 'No loud attire' just means whatever Janice wants?	1.2588	0.05835	85	67	14	4
1995	No Steve, I asked you to work nights.	1.2588	0.06070	85	68	12	5
1996	Lower the drawbridge.	1.2584	0.05656	89	70	15	4
1997	I'm ready to give you your review now.	1.2584	0.06091	89	72	11	6
1998	Don't forget that rust never sleeps	1.2584	0.05185	89	68	19	2
1999	Lower the face plate a little, and I'll pour in the coffee.	1.2584	0.05878	89	71	13	5
2000	Miss Jones, I got here by going to knight school.	1.2584	0.05426	89	69	17	3
2001	I’m sorry to see you leave. Uh, what do you mean by “irreconcilable cultural differences”?	1.2584	0.05878	89	71	13	5
2002	Good knight,sir knight.	1.2584	0.05656	89	70	15	4
2003	We have a very open atmosphere except for lèse-majesté around the water cooler.	1.2584	0.05185	89	68	19	2
2004	Sir, I don't believe social joustice is a thing.	1.2584	0.05878	89	71	13	5
2005	Do you think this will protect me from getting laid off?	1.2584	0.05426	89	69	17	3
2006	Nice try with the moat and riddles three. You've been served.	1.2584	0.06091	89	72	11	6
2007	We thought you were going to work remoatly today.	1.2584	0.05878	89	71	13	5
2008	So, what pronoun should we call you?	1.2581	0.05492	93	73	16	4
2009	Hey Bill, You're serious about your malware protection aren't you?	1.2581	0.05048	93	71	20	2
2010	We think you’ll be happier on knight shift.	1.2581	0.04811	93	70	22	1
2011	I just feel safer wearing a mask.	1.2577	0.05538	97	77	15	5
2012	I see you're prepared for our round-table discussion today."	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
2013	To find the Grail, you must first produce the inventory report."	1.2577	0.05538	97	77	15	5
2014	Not "letter opener." I said "mail opener!"	1.2577	0.05135	97	75	19	3
2015	Good news! Accounting said armor is a reimbursable expense	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
2016	This is my formal fortknight notice	1.2577	0.05538	97	77	15	5
2017	When you work in H.R. you need the extra protection.	1.2576	0.06224	66	51	13	2
2018	recycled soup cans?	1.2576	0.06224	66	51	13	2
2019	You’re perfect for the position, Miss Wench.	1.2574	0.05200	101	79	18	4
2020	Should I prepare the Round Table for lunch sir?	1.2574	0.05387	101	80	16	5
2021	They say you’re a hard ass, but I didn’t realize….	1.2571	0.05246	105	83	17	5
2022	Excuse me Sir, but your horse just pooped in my parking spot.	1.2571	0.06652	70	56	10	4
2023	You joust!	1.2571	0.06652	70	56	10	4
2024	If I get one more piece of chain mail in my inbox, Linda...	1.2571	0.06652	70	56	10	4
2025	So that’s what the “K” in KN95 stands for.	1.2571	0.05418	105	84	15	6
2026	Nice resume but can you joust?	1.2571	0.05246	105	83	17	5
2027	The job requires working knights.	1.2569	0.05438	109	88	14	7
2028	As you can see, I am suitably impressed by your CV.	1.2569	0.04947	109	85	20	4
2029	I think it's been escalated, Sir Willam.	1.2569	0.05279	109	87	16	6
2030	Any chance we could get an Ottoman in here?	1.2568	0.06682	74	60	9	5
2031	I'm the Knight Clerk but you can just call me 'Sir'. How may I help you?	1.2568	0.06103	74	58	13	3
2032	Imma go Medieval on these progress reports.	1.2568	0.06399	74	59	11	4
2033	You rang, my liege?	1.2568	0.06399	74	59	11	4
2034	I never got a heart, but I am on my way to getting a pension.	1.2568	0.06399	74	59	11	4
2035	The exit interviewees all showed up	1.2564	0.05895	78	61	14	3
2036	No, I don't feel I'm being 'overly defensive.'	1.2564	0.05895	78	61	14	3
2037	Well, this is casual to ME!	1.2564	0.05300	78	59	18	1
2038	They’re reminding us to charge to accounting, not at accounting.	1.2564	0.05605	78	60	16	2
2039	This isn't what I meant by dress for the job you want, Derrick.	1.2564	0.06435	78	63	10	5
2040	I'd prefer not to talk about it.	1.2564	0.05605	78	60	16	2
2041	I cannot fathom why the report would have so many typos.	1.2564	0.05895	78	61	14	3
2042	Prithee, fair maiden, canst thou explain thy meaning: hostile work environment?	1.2564	0.06435	78	63	10	5
2043	No point in asking how the shareholders meeting went.	1.2564	0.05605	78	60	16	2
2044	My eyes are up here Ms. Edwards.	1.2564	0.06171	78	62	12	4
2045	I thought you said could I work nights.	1.2564	0.05605	78	60	16	2
2046	I'm sorry to report that someone took your lubricating oil from the break room.	1.2561	0.05706	82	64	15	3
2047	I'm just a Templar	1.2561	0.05964	82	65	13	4
2048	Where I come from, masks are the bare minimum.	1.2561	0.05435	82	63	17	2
2049	You're right. We have to steel ourselves for this crisis.	1.2561	0.05706	82	64	15	3
2050	yes, but can you stave off attacks with a sword?	1.2561	0.05435	82	63	17	2
2051	But Sir,I heard Covid was over.	1.2561	0.05706	82	64	15	3
2052	You're violating our company dress code. You're not wearing a tie.	1.2561	0.05706	82	64	15	3
2053	It deflects microagressions.	1.2561	0.06211	82	66	11	5
2054	The boardroom table arrived. The designer decided hexagon is nicer than round.	1.2561	0.05151	82	62	19	1
2055	But you said you wanted to work old school.	1.2561	0.05964	82	65	13	4
2056	It’s optional.	1.2558	0.05774	86	68	14	4
2057	Just call me Dame Judi.	1.2558	0.06230	86	70	10	6
2058	Chivalry demands my attorney review these before I sign.	1.2558	0.05532	86	67	16	3
2059	This is PPE for the "Dragon" variant	1.2558	0.06006	86	69	12	5
2060	Not so, I am totally open to criticism	1.2558	0.05532	86	67	16	3
2061	I’m ready. Bring in the auditors	1.2558	0.05774	86	68	14	4
2062	They’re letting me go due to a lack of vision.	1.2558	0.06006	86	69	12	5
2063	Is this your way of hiding from the Me-Too People?	1.2558	0.05013	86	65	20	1
2064	I just assumed you'd be working the knight shift	1.2558	0.05279	86	66	18	2
2065	I am prepared to defend this budget.	1.2558	0.06006	86	69	12	5
2066	When chivalry went out of style, I decided to go into accounting.	1.2558	0.06006	86	69	12	5
2067	The day shift is for closers.	1.2558	0.06006	86	69	12	5
2068	I'm trying to protect myself from the blue light.	1.2558	0.05279	86	66	18	2
2069	“Still trying to figure out what the ‘new normal’ is.”	1.2558	0.05532	86	67	16	3
2070	I decided to mask against macro-organisms as well.	1.2556	0.05819	90	72	13	5
2071	The armor mandate has actually been lifted, sir.	1.2556	0.05373	90	70	17	3
2072	You know what they say. Dress for the job you want.	1.2556	0.05819	90	72	13	5
2073	I take chain mail very seriously.	1.2556	0.05819	90	72	13	5
2074	But this is a suit...	1.2556	0.05819	90	72	13	5
2075	Do you have a quest for me?”	1.2556	0.05135	90	69	19	2
2076	Complaints have recently taken a nasty turn.	1.2556	0.05819	90	72	13	5
2077	With regard to the pen’s might. I’ll need a rewrite there.	1.2553	0.05226	94	73	18	3
2078	So what if I was out with some friends last night and didn't quite make it home in time to dress for the office	1.2553	0.04768	94	71	22	1
2079	Shall I bring you your mail?	1.2553	0.05846	94	76	12	6
2080	I'll admit, this is one way to prevent sexual harassment.	1.2553	0.05647	94	75	14	5
2081	Can't meet this afternoon. I have a joust.	1.2553	0.05226	94	73	18	3
2082	Relax! It's more comfortable than it looks!	1.2553	0.05846	94	76	12	6
2083	Thanks Phyllis. Yep, I think I’m all set for the in-person staff meeting.	1.2553	0.05440	94	74	16	4
2084	You think you can't rise above the glass ceiling? How do you think I feel stuck in this shining armor?	1.2553	0.05440	94	74	16	4
2085	Long day's journey into knight?	1.2553	0.05002	94	72	20	2
2086	And you have experience with catapults?	1.2551	0.05292	98	77	17	4
2087	-... and then she left without even saying good knight.	1.2551	0.05676	98	79	13	6
2088	Sir, Your a day early... This is Formal Wednesday...	1.2551	0.05487	98	81	11	6
2089	I know knight’s armor doesn’t stop Covid. I’m not an idiot.	1.2549	0.05155	102	80	18	4
2090	This is not exactly what we meant by night work.	1.2549	0.05692	102	83	12	7
2091	A ‘one knight’ stand.	1.2547	0.05027	106	83	19	4
2092	What exactly is Mr Post doing on the ledge outside your window?	1.2547	0.05202	106	84	17	5
2093	So you're interviewing for the knight shift?	1.2547	0.05027	106	83	19	4
2094	My side hustle is at Medieval Times	1.2544	0.05109	114	91	17	6
2095	Sixty words per minute is the coin of the realm	1.2537	0.07163	67	55	7	5
2096	The staff thinks that they can't get "face time" with you.	1.2537	0.06501	67	53	11	3
2097	What do you mean that it makes others feel uncomfortable when I'm around them ?	1.2535	0.06567	71	57	10	4
2098	You may think it’s cool sir but it really isn’t your strong suit…	1.2535	0.05923	71	55	14	2
2099	Mr. Rock, Will Smith is in the lobby. He says you're expecting him?	1.2535	0.06254	71	56	12	3
2100	It’ s French for love	1.2535	0.06867	71	58	8	5
2101	Why must everybody challenge me?	1.2533	0.06031	75	59	13	3
2102	He wants to joust you for your chair. What should I tell him?	1.2533	0.05400	75	57	17	1
2103	Oval schmoval, Candace, order me a round table!	1.2533	0.06031	75	59	13	3
2104	It's time to meet with the shareholders. I see you're prepared.	1.2533	0.06869	75	62	7	6
2105	I'm told you're the person to speak to about the new dress code.	1.2533	0.05724	75	58	15	2
2106	Signing up for negotiations, are we?	1.2533	0.05724	75	58	15	2
2107	Good Knight Mr S.mith	1.2533	0.06031	75	59	13	3
2108	It's a great Covid defense but I can't hear very well	1.2533	0.06323	75	60	11	4
2109	Let's not bring Bill Gates into this.	1.2533	0.06323	75	60	11	4
2110	Are you goin' commando underneath that?	1.2533	0.06031	75	59	13	3
2111	I hope you didnt have plans tonight Lancelot, we're going to need you to work late	1.2532	0.06361	79	64	10	5
2112	Just in case, performing in front of Wil Smith tonight.	1.2532	0.06101	79	63	12	4
2113	Is that your flagon of mead in the break room?	1.2532	0.05544	79	61	16	2
2114	The good news is that they now make office armor that accommodates sitting. -Jessica E. Meth, Larchmont NY	1.2532	0.05829	79	62	14	3
2115	We're Will Smith's agency, and he's coming over today for a meeting.	1.2532	0.06101	79	63	12	4
2116	It’s official– I’m now in charge of enforcing the company’s booster mandate.	1.2532	0.06612	79	65	8	6
2117	Big meeting today?	1.2532	0.05544	79	61	16	2
2118	Another day at the Knight Desk	1.2532	0.05829	79	62	14	3
2119	Frankly, Miss Sims, I'm sick and tired of people asking me which Heavy Metal band I was in.	1.2532	0.05829	79	62	14	3
2120	They told me I should get ready for night work.	1.2532	0.06101	79	63	12	4
2121	I am happy that you are a Knight of Columbus and not one of those weird knights!	1.2532	0.06101	79	63	12	4
2122	Is the round table for the board room still on backorder?	1.2530	0.06143	83	67	11	5
2123	Terrific third quarter, m' lady!	1.2530	0.05098	83	63	19	1
2124	Not what I meant when I told him have a good night	1.2530	0.05899	83	66	13	4
2125	In this job I've learned when to pick my battles.	1.2530	0.06378	83	68	9	6
2126	I only see you as a heat register...	1.2530	0.05645	83	65	15	3
2127	One days like this it feels like the sword is mightier.	1.2530	0.04801	83	62	21	0
2128	This firm's guaranty is iron clad.	1.2530	0.06143	83	67	11	5
2129	If you don't like my outfit, cancel casual Friday, Linda"	1.2530	0.06143	83	67	11	5
2130	This job is not for the thin skinned.	1.2530	0.06143	83	67	11	5
2131	Counselor, this has to ironclad.	1.2530	0.05378	83	64	17	2
2132	Too many slings and arrows?	1.2530	0.05645	83	65	15	3
2133	I don’t do email—I do chain mail.	1.2530	0.05899	83	66	13	4
2134	Trial by combat for the corner cubicle has been denied.	1.2530	0.05645	83	65	15	3
2135	New covid protocol, yours is at your desk.	1.2530	0.05378	83	64	17	2
2136	I'd rather work at a round table.	1.2530	0.05378	83	64	17	2
2137	Forget the unicorns, it's dragon time.	1.2529	0.05715	87	69	14	4
2138	No, I'm not jesting about jousting, Ms. Knight.	1.2529	0.05715	87	69	14	4
2139	It's k 95 armor. Now bring in the next supplicant.	1.2529	0.05715	87	69	14	4
2140	It happens to some men when they reach middle age.	1.2529	0.05944	87	70	12	5
2141	You really think this is the way to Protect yourself from COVID?	1.2529	0.05226	87	67	18	2
2142	That's not what they meant when they switched you to the night shift. Now can I have my desk back?	1.2529	0.05476	87	68	16	3
2143	What do you mean that you're not interested in middle aged guys?	1.2529	0.05476	87	68	16	3
2144	Simply mentally preparing myself for the weekly budget meeting, no longer seems sufficient.	1.2529	0.05476	87	68	16	3
2145	This is what happens when you choose every battle.	1.2529	0.05715	87	69	14	4
2146	I hate to offend ye, Mr. Arthur, but that was definitely a Round Table meeting that could have been an email.	1.2529	0.05476	87	68	16	3
2147	Don't you think just wearing a mask would be enough protection from the virus?	1.2529	0.05476	87	68	16	3
2148	Well, as they say, prevention is better than cure.	1.2529	0.05476	87	68	16	3
2149	Your mutton is stinking up the break room fridge.	1.2529	0.05226	87	67	18	2
2150	Okay, okay...maybe I am being a little defensive.	1.2529	0.04964	87	66	20	1
2151	What made you interested in the knight shift?	1.2527	0.05321	91	71	17	3
2152	I couldn't find my mask	1.2527	0.05546	91	72	15	4
2153	Ready to defend your budget proposal?	1.2527	0.05321	91	71	17	3
2154	This is the new Mask Policy!	1.2527	0.06171	91	75	9	7
2155	I am now ready for the tax auditors	1.2527	0.05762	91	73	13	5
2156	So, Do I still have to rear the damn mask?	1.2527	0.05762	91	73	13	5
2157	Your cleaners called…you picked up the wrong suit.	1.2527	0.05546	91	72	15	4
2158	My other suit is being shined.	1.2527	0.05546	91	72	15	4
2159	it's a young company, you're the only one who's Middle-Aged	1.2527	0.05086	91	70	19	2
2160	What are you staring at?	1.2526	0.05980	95	78	10	7
2161	Miss Willams, please cancel my two-o'clock. I have a joust in Jersey and won't be back in time.	1.2526	0.05177	95	74	18	3
2162	The mailroom is down the hall	1.2526	0.05177	95	74	18	3
2163	Well, you don't have to be so defensive!	1.2526	0.05177	95	74	18	3
2164	I told him I was going to get medieval on his...never mind.	1.2526	0.05389	95	75	16	4
2165	Yes I make the decisions, and stop calling me the tin man!	1.2525	0.05624	99	80	13	6
2166	Seriously, Wanda, do you really believe “A man’s home is his castle” is a debunked conspiracy theory?	1.2524	0.04921	103	80	20	3
2167	I'm protecting myself in case Will Smith comes after me.	1.2524	0.06127	103	87	6	10
2168	Yeah, I'm on knight shift all week.	1.2524	0.05110	103	81	18	4
2169	No, I'm Percival, but we get that a lot.	1.2524	0.05641	103	84	12	7
2170	Sir, it's time to put the pedal to the metal.	1.2500	0.05960	76	60	13	3
2171	Lunch sounds great. How about White Castle?	1.2500	0.05837	84	67	13	4
2172	My 500th High School reunion is coming up and I wanted to make sure I could wear my old cheerleading uniform all day.	1.2500	0.05911	92	75	11	6
2173	Young reviewing your employment history, there seems to be a gap during the crusades period.....	1.2500	0.06312	88	73	8	7
2174	I’m on the knight shift	1.2500	0.06309	84	69	9	6
2175	I don't care how much you love it, you're not wearing your knight suit to lunch with a client.	1.2500	0.05735	96	78	12	6
2176	It seems I misunderstood the night-shift part.	1.2500	0.05000	100	78	19	3
2177	There's been an attack. Who are the Cybers?	1.2500	0.06033	80	64	12	4
2178	All my other suits were at the dry cleaners.	1.2500	0.05585	84	66	15	3
2179	You've been forwarding a little too much chain mail lately.	1.2500	0.05492	92	73	15	4
2180	'I was unable to get Kevlar."	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
2181	This should give you some indication how extreme the office politics are here.	1.2500	0.05046	84	64	19	1
2182	Sometimes I leave for the coliseum straight from work.	1.2500	0.06063	68	53	13	2
2183	I distinctly ordered a round table.	1.2500	0.05067	104	82	18	4
2184	Your armor is not shining.	1.2500	0.05883	88	71	12	5
2185	I take it you've never been to knight school.	1.2500	0.06415	68	54	11	3
2186	I see you prefer traditional personal protective equipment.	1.2500	0.06415	68	54	11	3
2187	You realize their words can still hurt you, right?	1.2500	0.06248	76	61	11	4
2188	Looks to me like you wish to be rescued from your current job.	1.2500	0.04911	96	74	20	2
2189	I was told to brace for a cyber attack.	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
2190	Sir, I just don’t think it’s a good look when your the head of HR.	1.2500	0.05270	92	72	17	3
2191	In addition, I'm very good at handling mail	1.2500	0.06033	80	64	12	4
2192	You're the new knight shift applicant?	1.2500	0.05198	100	79	17	4
2193	I can’t help it, you know, it’s my ancestors DNA	1.2500	0.06033	80	64	12	4
2194	I prefer the night shift.	1.2500	0.06289	80	65	10	5
2195	Your request for a round desk was denied.	1.2500	0.04794	100	77	21	2
2196	It's the only suit I own.	1.2500	0.06077	84	68	11	5
2197	I'm flattered, Wendy, but my last office romance ended badly.	1.2500	0.06033	80	64	12	4
2198	Sorry, Clyde, but the Dark Knight wears a Batman costume	1.2500	0.06309	84	69	9	6
2199	Was this a roundtable decision?	1.2500	0.06033	80	64	12	4
2200	Took my lunch break at the Renaissance Faire"	1.2500	0.05322	84	65	17	2
2201	No, I said chain e-mail.	1.2500	0.06033	80	64	12	4
2202	Who's your tailor?	1.2500	0.06749	68	55	9	4
2203	I just don’t “do” white satin.	1.2500	0.06523	76	62	9	5
2204	The mayor lifted the mask mandate, sir.	1.2500	0.05198	100	79	17	4
2205	Where is your appropriate work PPE Janice?	1.2500	0.05911	92	75	11	6
2206	Personnel stressed I'd need to be prepared working nights.	1.2500	0.05198	100	79	17	4
2207	There’s a horse in your parking spot !	1.2500	0.05483	80	62	16	2
2208	I'm sorry, Gwendolyn, I couldn't understand your report on the Crusades because it's written in modern English.	1.2500	0.05960	76	60	13	3
2209	I won't be here tomorrow morning; I work the Knight shift.	1.2500	0.06176	72	57	12	3
2210	never goes out of style	1.2500	0.05585	84	66	15	3
2211	I haven't given casual Friday much thought yet.	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
2212	And please add a tube of armor shiner to your to do list.	1.2500	0.06033	80	64	12	4
2213	Ted, this is not what the company means by 'casual Friday.'	1.2500	0.05506	72	55	16	1
2214	When i call you i expect you to charge in !	1.2500	0.06248	76	61	11	4
2215	Sometimes I feel like my Middle Age crisis is not going unnoticed.	1.2500	0.05658	76	59	15	2
2216	I can’t believe they demoted me to the rectangular table	1.2500	0.05585	84	66	15	3
2217	I'm an old soul where suits are concerned.	1.2500	0.06515	88	74	6	8
2218	What time is my Duel?	1.2500	0.07374	60	49	7	4
2219	My hazmat suit is in the wash.	1.2500	0.05585	84	66	15	3
2220	You really seem to be taking to the knight shift, Mr. James.	1.2500	0.05175	88	68	18	2
2221	I’m steeling myself against bad news!	1.2500	0.05322	84	65	17	2
2222	An N95 mask is all you really neeed.	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
2223	The winner of the joust decides once and for all how many spaces go after a period.	1.2500	0.05837	84	67	13	4
2224	Iron, yes, but not Iron Man	1.2500	0.05175	88	68	18	2
2225	You’re saying I’m contractually obligated to joust?	1.2500	0.05198	100	79	17	4
2226	I’m still not calling you “Sir”, Derek.	1.2500	0.05198	100	79	17	4
2227	I guess you didn't get the memo. The Governor is lifting mask restrictions.	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
2228	None of my other suits fit anymore.	1.2500	0.06248	76	61	11	4
2229	It's part of our shift from cutting edge to bleeding edge.	1.2500	0.07066	68	56	7	5
2230	Round table? Budget review? Board meeting? Bring it on.	1.2500	0.04684	104	80	22	2
2231	We're not going jousting for happy hour, Ted	1.2500	0.05585	84	66	15	3
2232	I ran out of regular masks	1.2500	0.04766	108	84	21	3
2233	Are you the night duty person?	1.2500	0.05573	100	81	13	6
2234	I miss my old round table	1.2500	0.05837	84	67	13	4
2235	You can take that off now, the client’s dropped the suit.	1.2500	0.04526	124	99	20	5
2236	You look like the animal in last weeks cartoon	1.2500	0.05248	104	83	16	5
2237	Impressive resume,but I'm concerned about the difference in our ages	1.2500	0.06309	84	69	9	6
2238	I'm sorry to inform you that our jousting department has been liquidated.	1.2500	0.05837	84	67	13	4
2239	The CDC recommends taking additional precautions with this new variant	1.2500	0.05030	116	93	17	6
2240	I'm worried your column may come across a little dated.	1.2500	0.05911	92	75	11	6
2241	I'm a lawyer	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
2242	Is this the Medieval History Department?	1.2500	0.05960	76	60	13	3
2243	Sir, I’ve been elected to let you know there’s something creepy about a boss with a persecution complex	1.2500	0.05000	100	78	19	3
2244	My doctor said I was iron deficient.	1.2500	0.05421	88	69	16	3
2245	You're fired,Ms. Nelson. I would rise for emphasis,but I'm barefoot.	1.2500	0.05421	88	69	16	3
2246	Sir, is this your first root canal."	1.2500	0.06289	80	65	10	5
2247	I work in stocks. That’s why I couldn’t stand up when you came in.	1.2500	0.05423	104	84	14	6
2248	Sarah, this is the first I've heard that the annual Office Ren Faire has been canceled, and I am not pleased.	1.2479	0.04361	117	92	22	3
2249	I'm doing my best to avoid synthetic fibers.	1.2478	0.05111	113	91	16	6
2250	Looks great, let me just trebuchet this over to accounting for final review.	1.2477	0.04728	109	88	17	4
2251	Sorry Janie, but the knight shift is already filled up.	1.2476	0.04838	105	82	20	3
2252	It would be easier if you just got vaccinated.	1.2475	0.05152	101	80	17	4
2253	Let’s take five. I need to visit the little knight’s room.”	1.2475	0.05523	101	82	13	6
2254	Covid restrictions have been lifted, James	1.2474	0.04867	97	75	20	2
2255	We have a business chivalrous dress code	1.2474	0.05083	97	76	18	3
2256	I’m sorry, but for some reason I can’t read a single word.	1.2474	0.05682	97	79	12	6
2257	I need you to find a round table for the conference room.	1.2474	0.05290	97	77	16	4
2258	You'll need a thick skin if you want to work here.	1.2474	0.05290	97	77	16	4
2259	Remove the head from the windowsill, get rid of it discreetly, and say nothing to anyone about it."	1.2473	0.05650	93	75	13	5
2260	We've had complaints from staff that you are hard to read.	1.2473	0.05439	93	74	15	4
2261	People are saying you seem a bit defensive.	1.2473	0.05650	93	75	13	5
2262	I prefer you call me ‘sir’	1.2473	0.05220	93	73	17	3
2263	Your presence is required at a round table discussion.	1.2472	0.05367	89	70	16	3
2264	Shouldn't you be working in the 'Mail' room?	1.2472	0.06247	89	74	8	7
2265	It can’t be that difficult to find an oil can, Ms. Johnson.	1.2472	0.05824	89	72	12	5
2266	Oh, and put the word out that chain mail is okay again.	1.2472	0.05124	89	69	18	2
2267	No, you were not assigned to me as punishment. Where did you get such a silly idea?	1.2472	0.06039	89	73	10	6
2268	I think I would be more comfortable with the sword actually	1.2472	0.05600	89	71	14	4
2269	How did the security awareness training go?	1.2472	0.05600	89	71	14	4
2270	It's Marketing's idea. We're trying to compete with a talking gecko.	1.2472	0.05367	89	70	16	3
2271	Sorry, I can't see how the pen is mightier than the sword.	1.2472	0.06039	89	73	10	6
2272	Use your pen. I want it signed not shredded.	1.2471	0.06241	85	70	9	6
2273	No, this time it's a cold coffee...	1.2471	0.05527	85	67	15	3
2274	Who told you we were transferring you to customer relations?	1.2471	0.05268	85	68	14	3
2275	Yes, sir.	1.2471	0.05775	85	68	13	4
2276	And by which hour doth m'lady require this scroll?	1.2471	0.05527	85	67	15	3
2277	It's just a safety precaution.	1.2471	0.05775	85	68	13	4
2278	Laundry day? Laundry day.	1.2471	0.06013	85	69	11	5
2279	I've been asked to present an Oscar.	1.2471	0.05268	85	66	17	2
2280	They stopped using swords to fire people in the 50s.	1.2471	0.05775	85	68	13	4
2281	So the moats you learned to build in business school were literal, huh?	1.2471	0.05527	85	67	15	3
2282	So, you think you have what it takes to work in complaints?	1.2471	0.05775	85	68	13	4
2283	So are you taking the knight shift?	1.2471	0.06241	85	70	9	6
2284	I was an occupation diversity hire.	1.2471	0.05527	85	67	15	3
2285	Boss says that if you fake being sick one more time, he’s gonna take you to the guillotine.	1.2471	0.04995	85	65	19	1
2286	You must be my knight-shift manager	1.2471	0.05775	85	68	13	4
2287	Desk-bound knight-errant go figure.	1.2471	0.05527	85	67	15	3
2288	I'm not comfortable wearing a mask.	1.2469	0.05131	81	62	18	1
2289	What the hell is an “e-mail”?	1.2469	0.05701	81	64	14	3
2290	What do you mean I don’t fit the office culture?	1.2469	0.05701	81	64	14	3
2291	The Board has nixed the tourney?	1.2469	0.05424	81	63	16	2
2292	No, Agnes, we didn't mean 'Night Shift'.	1.2469	0.05966	81	65	12	4
2293	sir, we are out of workhorses.	1.2469	0.05701	81	64	14	3
2294	I wasn't ready to stop working from home.	1.2469	0.05701	81	64	14	3
2295	I'm wearing this because I was lanced a lot.	1.2469	0.06462	81	67	8	6
2296	You can relax; Will isn’t coming in today.	1.2469	0.05701	81	64	14	3
2297	What are you lookin at?	1.2469	0.06697	81	68	6	7
2298	Those N-95 masks are just too uncomfortable.	1.2469	0.05966	81	65	12	4
2299	How well can you handle a javelin?	1.2469	0.05701	81	64	14	3
2300	Where is Sancho?	1.2469	0.06219	81	66	10	5
2301	Any update on that round table?	1.2469	0.05424	81	63	16	2
2302	When will you take the knight off?	1.2469	0.05424	81	63	16	2
2303	Dragon in the Boardroom, you're on.	1.2469	0.05701	81	64	14	3
2304	Is the air conditioner working ? Kinda hot in here.	1.2469	0.06219	81	66	10	5
2305	I'd say that about covers it.	1.2469	0.05966	81	65	12	4
2306	You're right to shield yourself, because you're not going to like the slings and arrows of what I have to say....	1.2469	0.05701	81	64	14	3
2307	Can’t work the night shift? What’s that’s supposed to mean?	1.2469	0.05701	81	64	14	3
2308	Fine, but how about weekends?	1.2469	0.06462	81	67	8	6
2309	Mrs. Jones, Please set up a meeting this afternoon with the Cowardly Lion, the Scarecrow and Dorothy.	1.2469	0.05966	81	65	12	4
2310	There’s no armor mandate in the office, but we are armor-optional and armor-positive.	1.2468	0.06175	77	62	11	4
2311	That's SIR Richard, if you don't mind.	1.2468	0.05891	77	61	13	3
2312	Your jousting.	1.2468	0.05594	77	62	12	3
2313	How’s your jousting?	1.2468	0.06175	77	62	11	4
2314	The knight shift pays better and it’s simplified my wardrobe.	1.2468	0.06175	77	62	11	4
2315	The other knights prefer their cubicles to the round table you ordered.	1.2468	0.05891	77	61	13	3
2316	I'm the new logo for Armour Meats	1.2468	0.06175	77	62	11	4
2317	Is this really from the princess ?	1.2468	0.05594	77	60	15	2
2318	Because corporate battles are just like war, that's why.	1.2468	0.05891	77	61	13	3
2319	Mr. Smith is here to see you, Mr. Rock.	1.2468	0.05891	77	61	13	3
2320	Oh, I thought they meant the knight shift!	1.2468	0.06445	77	63	9	5
2321	Show them to conference room with the round table.	1.2468	0.06175	77	62	11	4
2322	I am here for the ivory tower redesign project meeting.	1.2468	0.05594	77	60	15	2
2323	You can't sit there until you pull the sword out of the stone.	1.2466	0.05780	73	57	14	2
2324	Sarge says I'm on desk duty until the board rules the decapitation was in policy.	1.2466	0.06695	73	60	8	5
2325	Because nobody's wearing masks anymore and you won't let me work from home.	1.2466	0.05780	73	57	14	2
2326	It’s from the dragon, sir, asking you to consider his revised ending to the narrative.	1.2466	0.05441	73	56	16	1
2327	It's been a really hazardous day.	1.2466	0.06101	73	58	12	3
2328	...and so it looks like Dorothy, the Scarecrow and the Cowardly Lion didn’t show up again!	1.2466	0.06695	73	60	8	5
2329	You can knock off now, the day shift has started.	1.2466	0.05780	73	57	14	2
2330	You’re in my seat. Mid evil questions are next aisle.”	1.2466	0.05441	73	56	16	1
2331	Staff says forget the chivalry, we want equal pay.	1.2466	0.06101	73	58	12	3
2332	They keep assigning me the knight shift	1.2466	0.05780	73	57	14	2
2333	Around here, Ms. McIntyre, we do not consider "Medieval" a bad thing.	1.2466	0.06695	73	60	8	5
2334	I find it's really reduced the amount of paper cuts!	1.2464	0.05986	69	54	13	2
2335	Did you have a specific complaint?	1.2464	0.05986	69	54	13	2
2336	Just so you know. The mask mandate was lifted.	1.2464	0.05619	69	53	15	1
2337	Do you have some other definition of business casual?	1.2464	0.05986	69	54	13	2
2338	You can mail this and then bring me a can opener.	1.2464	0.06332	69	55	11	3
2339	ye moldy oldie can I get you a Radio Shack computer?	1.2464	0.06332	69	55	11	3
2340	It's my day to be Knight.	1.2464	0.05986	69	54	13	2
2341	If Renaissance Dry-Cleaning calls, put them through immediately.	1.2464	0.06660	69	56	9	4
2342	Welcome to the Office of Chivalry. How can I be of service, m'lady?	1.2462	0.07282	65	54	6	5
2343	But I am wearing a suit.	1.2462	0.06944	65	53	8	4
2344	Greave news, sir. The Daily Mail are closing the knight desk. The editor just ordered me to get your cuirass out of here.	1.2456	0.05071	114	92	16	6
2345	Your first joust is at eleven this morning.	1.2455	0.05354	110	90	13	7
2346	Are you recyclable, shreddable, or just trash	1.2455	0.05033	110	88	17	5
2347	I agree, I'm glad we don't have to joust today.	1.2451	0.05474	102	83	13	6
2348	HR doesn't take lightly the claim that this company is 'in the dark ages'.	1.2449	0.05242	98	80	13	5
2349	I'm working on some new Chris Rock jokes	1.2449	0.05629	98	80	12	6
2350	I thought they said I'd be working the knight shift.	1.2449	0.05439	98	79	14	5
2351	I hope that's your resignation letter.	1.2449	0.05037	98	77	18	3
2352	You don't need to get so defensive.	1.2449	0.05037	98	77	18	3
2353	That's not what it says in the employee handbook, Grace. I am wearing a suit.	1.2449	0.05813	98	81	10	7
2354	I trust Doctor Fauci.	1.2447	0.05596	94	76	13	5
2355	Where in this paperwork is my request for a round desk?	1.2447	0.05596	94	76	13	5
2356	No you may not turn the thermostat up.	1.2447	0.05387	94	75	15	4
2357	No, I do not work knights.	1.2447	0.05596	94	76	13	5
2358	How good are you at rustproofing?	1.2447	0.05387	94	75	15	4
2359	My door is always open. Me, not so much.	1.2447	0.05387	94	75	15	4
2360	Finally. I’ve been waiting for ages.	1.2444	0.05765	90	73	12	5
2361	Will you please just get the Covid shot?	1.2444	0.05074	90	70	18	2
2362	I needed this report by nightfall.	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2363	We in HR are concerned you didn’t understand you were hired for the night shift…	1.2444	0.04822	90	69	20	1
2364	Because I just don’t think that a rectangle is a good shape for a conference room table, that’s why.	1.2444	0.05544	90	72	14	4
2365	Mmmph grrrsh frgehphrey crmbsmm.	1.2444	0.05978	90	74	10	6
2366	The round table is back ordered.	1.2444	0.05074	90	70	18	2
2367	Fresh grass for the company steed is, indeed, a business expense.	1.2444	0.05544	90	72	14	4
2368	So much for that new princess in my life. It's a restraining order."	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2369	You'll need to submit a round table requisition form.	1.2442	0.05715	86	69	13	4
2370	Your teflon resume tells us you won't stick around.	1.2442	0.05715	86	69	13	4
2371	Are you boosted?	1.2442	0.05470	86	68	15	3
2372	As the new human resource manager, I vow to defend your honor to the death.	1.2442	0.06175	86	71	9	6
2373	Jared we told you that you can't cosplay at work.	1.2442	0.05949	86	70	11	5
2374	I wasn’t aware that the CDC had issued another directive on what PPE to use.	1.2442	0.05470	86	68	15	3
2375	I’ve been called into HR.	1.2442	0.05715	86	69	13	4
2376	Just call me Joani. I'll be in charge of glass ceilings.	1.2442	0.05470	86	68	15	3
2377	Jousting on lunch. You in?	1.2442	0.06393	86	72	7	7
2378	I understand you object to my calling you "Fair Maiden."	1.2439	0.06150	82	67	10	5
2379	I asked for a round table,Miss Smith.	1.2439	0.05366	82	64	16	2
2380	I said you had to work tonight, not as a knight	1.2439	0.05639	82	65	14	3
2381	So -- you're averse to working knights.	1.2439	0.05900	82	66	12	4
2382	Any new mail?	1.2439	0.05366	82	64	16	2
2383	What is this nightly charge?	1.2439	0.05366	82	67	12	3
2384	If only you can see how impressed I am	1.2439	0.05639	82	67	11	4
2385	I thought today was Feudal Friday.	1.2439	0.05366	82	64	16	2
2386	I never had this kind of complaint in my former job.	1.2439	0.05900	82	66	12	4
2387	I'm prepared for the competition	1.2439	0.05639	82	65	14	3
2388	I used to carry mace.	1.2439	0.05639	82	65	14	3
2389	I like that revolving door at the entrance, will get one installed at my castle.	1.2436	0.05824	78	62	13	3
2390	We're getting push-back on the new masking policy.	1.2436	0.06370	78	64	9	5
2391	I will be leaving promptly at 5. Have my horse ready.	1.2436	0.05531	78	61	15	2
2392	So if I'm understanding this new personnel chart, I'm off dragon duty and back in the mailroom.	1.2436	0.05531	78	61	15	2
2393	If you're auditioning for the role of Dorothy we will need to find you some red shoes.	1.2436	0.06103	78	63	11	4
2394	This guy on Tic Toc told me to dress for the job I want, not the one I have.	1.2436	0.05221	78	60	17	1
2395	You forgot the catapults.	1.2436	0.06103	78	63	11	4
2396	We're a progressive company , with a forward looking vision , but we do have our traditions !!	1.2436	0.05531	78	61	15	2
2397	I know it's your first day, but we do have a dress code	1.2432	0.06327	74	60	10	4
2398	I take it you're working the knight shift again.	1.2432	0.06613	74	61	8	5
2399	I'm roadtesting alternate realities. What do you think?	1.2432	0.06327	74	60	10	4
2400	We will take no prisoners in the budget meeting this afternoon - rally the analysts, contact our allies in accounting, and ready my horse!	1.2432	0.06027	74	59	12	3
2401	I'd like the full "romantic rescue" so you have to bring your horse.	1.2432	0.05711	74	58	14	2
2402	Who farted?	1.2432	0.06887	74	62	6	6
2403	I didn,t mean to offend you when I asked about your proficiency with a broad sword	1.2432	0.05711	74	58	14	2
2404	Wait... we protect identities?	1.2432	0.06327	74	60	10	4
2405	Sorry, ma'am, we're looking for a chainmail expert, not an email expert."	1.2432	0.06027	74	59	12	3
2406	No,we do not discriminate.	1.2430	0.04940	107	85	18	4
2407	Input from the staff meeting — it does help with your bad breath.	1.2430	0.04940	107	85	18	4
2408	Order fewer pencils and more mace.	1.2429	0.06574	70	57	9	4
2409	You have an impressive resume. We particularly liked your use of blackletter.	1.2429	0.06251	70	56	11	3
2410	Say ,"Good Knight", Mrs. Calabash.	1.2429	0.06251	70	56	11	3
2411	HR said they hired a Renaissance man.	1.2429	0.06251	70	56	11	3
2412	I think that wearing a mask is all that’s required.	1.2429	0.05910	70	55	13	2
2413	I know you were hard headed, now this:	1.2427	0.04871	103	81	19	3
2414	I know you're trying to be funny. But "that's how we did it in the Dark Ages" just isn't all that humorous.	1.2427	0.05248	103	83	15	5
2415	The restaurant asked if you would be okay with a rectangular table.	1.2427	0.05248	103	83	15	5
2416	Helen, please cancel my hydrotherapy session this afternoon.	1.2424	0.06130	66	52	12	2
2417	This is the knight shift.	1.2424	0.06130	66	52	12	2
2418	You're wanted in the mail room.	1.2424	0.06499	66	53	10	3
2419	I heard there wasn't gonna be any lightning today so I'm good.	1.2424	0.05578	99	81	12	6
2420	I’m not taking any chances with you germ magnets.	1.2424	0.05578	99	81	12	6
2421	A crusade? No Thelma, it’s more like a media blitz.	1.2424	0.04992	99	78	18	3
2422	My place or yours?	1.2424	0.05578	99	81	12	6
2423	Sir, you’ll still need a PCR Covid test to get in .	1.2424	0.05195	99	79	16	4
2424	Bob, I think you're taking my memo on a corporate renaissance a little too literally.	1.2424	0.05195	99	79	16	4
2425	Miss Snodgrass, I want you to put a stop to these threatening emails.	1.2421	0.05542	95	77	13	5
2426	This isn't the Mail Room, mister!	1.2421	0.05933	95	79	9	7
2427	Could you schedule the jousting for next week?	1.2421	0.04665	95	75	18	2
2428	Why yes, I do miss working remoatly.	1.2421	0.05542	95	77	13	5
2429	See? There's no letter K in the night shift ad.	1.2421	0.05542	95	77	13	5
2430	Our ideal candidate will be middle-aged.	1.2421	0.05122	95	75	17	3
2431	HR heard your complaints. We're ready to take psychological safety seriously.	1.2421	0.05122	95	75	17	3
2432	Chivalry is not dead Miss, it’s just very hard to stand up.	1.2421	0.05337	95	76	15	4
2433	I’ve been demoated.	1.2421	0.04665	95	73	21	1
2434	In order to sign off on this I'm going to need the weekly reports and some WD-40.	1.2418	0.05708	91	74	12	5
2435	…and this is the spare room.	1.2418	0.05918	91	75	10	6
2436	They've asked me to do the knight shift.	1.2418	0.05025	91	71	18	2
2437	I like contracts like I like my men: ironclad.	1.2418	0.05490	91	73	14	4
2438	Covid restrictions are still being enforced here, Miss Jones!	1.2418	0.05708	91	74	12	5
2439	Aren't you taking your new job of Chief Complaint Officer a little too seriously?	1.2418	0.05263	91	72	16	3
2440	You're the fourth person today to ask me if I'm masked.	1.2418	0.05918	91	75	10	6
2441	Because I was invited to the Academy Awards tonight.	1.2418	0.05490	91	73	14	4
2442	I didn't know I'd have to work knights	1.2414	0.05887	87	71	11	5
2443	This is my ancestral desk.	1.2414	0.05414	87	69	15	3
2444	I actually wanted to be a therapist, believe it or not.	1.2414	0.05887	87	71	11	5
2445	"Once I finish my last few credits at Knight School, I'm getting out of here!	1.2414	0.05887	87	71	11	5
2446	Knight shift.	1.2414	0.05656	87	70	13	4
2447	It's the only way I can feel safe since they lifted the mask mandate	1.2414	0.05414	87	69	15	3
2448	Mid-level? No ma'am, the job posting said medieval.	1.2414	0.05414	87	69	15	3
2449	Mildred, please be sure to be back from lunch before the moat bridge is drawn.	1.2414	0.04614	87	66	21	0
2450	I see you're prepared for our 9:30 budget meeting.	1.2414	0.05414	87	69	15	3
2451	Don't forget to copy Joan of Arc	1.2414	0.05656	87	70	13	4
2452	Hello Larry	1.2414	0.05656	87	70	13	4
2453	Hey Gwyn. Has the new round table for the conference room been delivered?	1.2414	0.06110	87	72	9	6
2454	Is the dragon sick of Zoom yet?	1.2410	0.05579	83	66	14	3
2455	And when does the damsel need this report?	1.2410	0.05579	83	66	14	3
2456	‘’Let me round table this and get back to you”	1.2410	0.05579	83	66	14	3
2457	Actually it was a huge hassle - until the company extended our bathroom breaks.	1.2410	0.05579	83	66	14	3
2458	I refuse to stop telling bald jokes.	1.2410	0.05579	83	66	14	3
2459	Jason, I think you misread the memo about working nights.	1.2410	0.05579	83	66	14	3
2460	Pasta day in the lunchroom. We need a colander.	1.2410	0.05836	83	67	12	4
2461	Those are the knightly figures.	1.2410	0.05024	83	64	18	1
2462	I see your jousting experience includes Black Friday shopping.	1.2410	0.06320	83	69	8	6
2463	I'm hoping the waist-up formality distracts from my sweatpants.	1.2410	0.05836	83	67	12	4
2464	I thought I told you I've been attending knight school.	1.2410	0.06548	83	70	6	7
2465	"Don't forget I've got my lube job at four today."	1.2410	0.05024	83	64	18	1
2466	Productivity's gone up 400% since the Knights of the Round Table switched to videoconferencing.	1.2410	0.05024	83	64	18	1
2467	Do you have any experience with Microsoft Excel-iber?	1.2410	0.06083	83	68	10	5
2468	Hiding from the creditors again?	1.2410	0.05579	83	66	14	3
2469	Yeah, I guess I wasn’t ready to drop the mask yet.	1.2410	0.05024	83	64	18	1
2470	When we said you would be working night hours we meant evening not knight hours	1.2410	0.05836	83	67	12	4
2471	Until Fauci says the pandemic is really over, that's how long.	1.2410	0.05579	83	66	14	3
2472	Tell the garage guy it’s my steed in the reserve space.	1.2410	0.05579	83	66	14	3
2473	I'm pretty sure, sir, face masks are optional.	1.2410	0.05024	83	64	18	1
2474	It's the new Over Armour.	1.2410	0.06083	83	68	10	5
2475	Good morning, I’d like to offer you a position at the round table.	1.2410	0.05579	83	66	14	3
2476	When I phone the hotel, will the room be for just one night?	1.2407	0.04720	108	85	20	3
2477	That will be all for today, Dorothy. I have to get to my classes at knight school.	1.2407	0.04720	108	85	20	3
2478	Yes Ms. Jones, as the head of HR I promise to help everyone, not just damsels in distress.	1.2405	0.05758	79	63	13	3
2479	I just liked the name Squires & Esquires but then the Renaissance Faire crowd found us.	1.2405	0.05469	79	62	15	2
2480	No, I don't think a Brene Brown conference on vulnerability counts as continuing ed for this firm.	1.2405	0.05758	79	63	13	3
2481	You know I can’t lower the bridge before 4:30, Pam	1.2405	0.06297	79	65	9	5
2482	Tell Will Smith I’ll audition him now Miss Pringle.	1.2405	0.06033	79	64	11	4
2483	I didn't fully understand when I signed up for the knight shift	1.2405	0.06549	79	66	7	6
2484	Sorry but, as you should understand more than anyone, the contact is ironclad.	1.2405	0.06033	79	64	11	4
2485	Its suppose to be an accounting adjustment not a jousting tournament!	1.2405	0.05469	79	62	15	2
2486	This is your definition of a hazmat suit.	1.2404	0.05020	104	83	17	4
2487	You did say that the paperwork would be Draconic.	1.2400	0.05644	75	59	14	2
2488	What should I do for a squeaky chair?	1.2400	0.04522	100	77	22	1
2489	Read my lips: IT'S TOO WARM IN HERE.	1.2400	0.05644	75	59	14	2
2490	Do I sense some anxiety over your annual performance review, Sir?	1.2400	0.06802	75	63	6	6
2491	I know as an HR exec I’m supposed to be tough, but the last termination got a bit heated.	1.2400	0.04965	75	57	18	0
2492	Did you burn a turkey leg in the microwave again?	1.2400	0.05955	75	60	12	3
2493	You need an expense report every single time I'm storming the castle?	1.2400	0.06802	75	63	6	6
2494	I’m sorry, but Staples only has rectangular desks.	1.2400	0.06250	75	61	10	4
2495	Good news Johnson -- the boss has taken you off knight shift	1.2400	0.05644	75	59	14	2
2496	I believe my memo specified a round table	1.2400	0.06250	75	61	10	4
2497	I guess it'll do, but I asked for a round table.	1.2400	0.04740	100	78	20	2
2498	You can start by rescuing me from the unemployment line.	1.2400	0.05955	75	60	12	3
2499	Your 4 o’clock dragon-slaying was rescheduled to a virtual call.	1.2400	0.05315	75	58	16	1
2500	To obtain a raise, you must answer me, these questions three.	1.2396	0.05490	96	78	13	5
2501	I expected a round desk, actually	1.2396	0.04854	96	75	19	2
2502	I hate working the night shift.	1.2396	0.05490	96	78	13	5
2503	It’s a letter of understanding for the terms of your severance package, and no the boss won’t entertain a duel.	1.2396	0.05490	96	78	13	5
2504	My wife says that I'm a paranoid guy, but I don't think so." (Jacob Cisneros, 13 years old	1.2396	0.05876	96	80	9	7
2505	Oliver, I hear you've been complaining about the dress code again.	1.2396	0.05490	96	78	13	5
2506	The round table downsized, so here I am.	1.2396	0.05075	96	76	17	3
2507	Excellent! You're Middle Aged!	1.2394	0.05481	71	55	15	1
2508	I told the boss that I wan't comfortable taking off my mask if I had to return to the office.	1.2394	0.05836	71	56	13	2
2509	When did you transfer to the knight shift?	1.2394	0.06172	71	57	11	3
2510	The plexiglass screens just made it too hard to hear people.	1.2394	0.06172	71	57	11	3
2511	I may seem boring at work, but I do have a very active knight life.	1.2394	0.05836	71	56	13	2
2512	A good offense might be better.	1.2394	0.06489	71	58	9	4
2513	Sir, the staff want to know if you will approve their holiday leave before the siege begins	1.2394	0.05836	71	56	13	2
2514	I’m calling it a knight, sir	1.2393	0.04317	117	91	24	2
2515	I distinctly requested a round table!	1.2391	0.05212	92	73	16	3
2516	It would be fine Sid if you just kept wearing a mask.	1.2391	0.05651	92	75	12	5
2517	So you're the knight shift?	1.2391	0.05859	92	76	10	6
2518	So this is for the night shift?	1.2391	0.05859	92	76	10	6
2519	If you want, maintenance has a can of oil for your hinges.	1.2391	0.05651	92	75	12	5
2520	What? I'm the office-comedian,everybody knows that.	1.2391	0.05651	92	75	12	5
2521	I thought Kevlar was fine for Casual Friday	1.2391	0.05212	92	73	16	3
2522	Impressive resume. Can you make coffee?	1.2391	0.05859	92	76	10	6
2523	Yes, I'm double vaxxed and double boosted. How could you tell?	1.2388	0.05663	67	52	14	1
2524	I’ve heard it takes a thick skin to manage this department.	1.2386	0.04847	88	68	19	1
2525	You should know that wearing a mask is not optional	1.2386	0.05359	88	70	15	3
2526	I always say, dress for the job you want!	1.2386	0.05359	88	70	15	3
2527	They told me the job required knight work.	1.2386	0.05359	88	70	15	3
2528	Your request for a round table has been denied.	1.2386	0.05826	88	72	11	5
2529	The job pays well, but this outfit is a real clunker.	1.2386	0.04847	88	68	19	1
2530	So you’re the one sending chain mail.	1.2386	0.05598	88	71	13	4
2531	I resign. I can’t work with someone who is stuck in the Middle Ages.	1.2385	0.05031	109	88	16	5
2532	Well, my wife has trouble pronouncing “armoire”.	1.2381	0.06250	84	70	8	6
2533	Did you sell my Castle without telling me again?	1.2381	0.05519	84	67	14	3
2534	I guess you didn’t get the memo. Chivalry is dead, Harold.	1.2381	0.06017	84	69	10	5
2535	So, you took the 'get ready for battle' memo literally.	1.2381	0.06250	84	70	8	6
2536	Don't you think your taking my request for a bulletproof contract too far?	1.2381	0.05253	84	66	16	2
2537	I was looking for night court	1.2381	0.05332	105	86	13	6
2538	We are offering you early retirement complete with bonus!	1.2381	0.06017	84	69	10	5
2539	Methinks the lady from HR doth protest too much.	1.2381	0.04789	105	83	19	3
2540	Oh I'm sorry. Looks like we accidently dropped the letter K from our "Wanted, Working Nights" ad.	1.2381	0.06017	84	69	10	5
2541	You forgot the funnel for my coffee.	1.2381	0.05519	84	67	14	3
2542	Please let King Arthur know, the Holy Grail is within our reach!	1.2381	0.05773	84	68	12	4
2543	But sir, I've already had two booster shots."	1.2381	0.05773	84	68	12	4
2544	Good night good knight.	1.2381	0.06250	84	70	8	6
2545	Oh, that kind of suit...	1.2381	0.05519	84	67	14	3
2546	Are you the day shift temp here to relieve me?	1.2381	0.05519	84	67	14	3
2547	I said wear under armor when the AC is too cold.	1.2381	0.06017	84	69	10	5
2548	Business is war.	1.2381	0.04789	105	83	19	3
2549	So he said, 'If you're not wearing a suit on Monday, don't bother coming in.'	1.2376	0.04699	101	79	20	2
2550	I am pleased to tell you Sir, your request for a moat has been approved	1.2376	0.04699	101	79	20	2
2551	Sure, I'm happy to be back in the office. Why?	1.2375	0.05694	80	64	13	3
2552	I thought we were meeting at the round table.	1.2375	0.05409	80	63	15	2
2553	I'm taking over the knight shift.	1.2375	0.05694	80	64	13	3
2554	I'm sorry, but firewall protection isn't what it sounds like.	1.2375	0.05108	80	62	17	1
2555	I’m clamping down on people coming in late.	1.2375	0.05965	80	65	11	4
2556	Are you waiting for the next Russian missile?	1.2375	0.05694	80	64	13	3
2557	Knight and Day, you are the one!	1.2375	0.05694	80	64	13	3
2558	I love the knight life.	1.2375	0.05694	80	64	13	3
2559	Hence forth, Casual Friday shall be known as Gwyneth Paltrow Friday.	1.2375	0.06474	80	67	7	6
2560	My pronouns should be clear.	1.2375	0.05409	80	63	15	2
2561	Your first employee review is at 10am...	1.2375	0.05965	80	65	11	4
2562	You've got to be jousting.	1.2375	0.06225	80	66	9	5
2563	Our new business model actually has a long history.	1.2375	0.05694	80	64	13	3
2564	But if I'm axed, who will work the knight shift?	1.2375	0.06225	80	66	9	5
2565	Let's follow up in the conference room. I hope you like round tables.	1.2375	0.06474	80	67	7	6
2566	Do you think I have covid?	1.2375	0.05965	80	65	11	4
2567	I hear he’s over Gladwell and back to Sun Tzu	1.2375	0.05694	80	64	13	3
2568	Some people are saying you’re too defensive.	1.2375	0.05108	80	62	17	1
2569	I think social distancing is more than enough sir.	1.2375	0.05409	80	63	15	2
2570	They're sticking with the lizard	1.2375	0.05965	80	65	11	4
2571	The shareholders are meeting today and I hear they are up in arms.	1.2375	0.05965	80	65	11	4
2572	I can't read it if it's not in Old English.	1.2373	0.04451	118	93	22	3
2573	Casual Fridays are back!	1.2371	0.05029	97	77	17	3
2574	I asked for a round table, not a desk.	1.2368	0.05884	76	61	12	3
2575	...and make sure the meeting room has a round table.	1.2368	0.05578	76	60	14	2
2576	It's PPE. I did my own research.	1.2368	0.05884	76	61	12	3
2577	I sense a bureaucracy that’s protecting itself.	1.2368	0.04189	114	91	21	2
2578	Sir, I think you may have misinterpreted our back to work Covid requirements.	1.2368	0.05884	76	61	12	3
2579	Sorry, but we need you to stay. Too many others are out with the plague."	1.2366	0.05162	93	74	16	3
2580	I asked you to print it on a scroll.	1.2366	0.05383	93	75	14	4
2581	Are you lost in time?	1.2366	0.05162	93	74	16	3
2582	Does a hostile work environment bother you?	1.2366	0.05596	93	76	12	5
2583	I do not follow the HR code, I follow the Chivalric code!	1.2366	0.05383	93	75	14	4
2584	Yes, the transition back to the office can be difficult.	1.2366	0.04930	93	73	18	2
2585	Sorry I was late, boss. My water clock ran dry.	1.2364	0.04644	110	91	14	5
2586	Sir, it is difficult to understand you behind your mask.	1.2361	0.06094	72	58	11	3
2587	This is not the sort of incoming mail I was expecting.	1.2361	0.06094	72	58	11	3
2588	Are you prepared to go medieval?	1.2361	0.06407	72	59	9	4
2589	... well the job is night work.	1.2361	0.06094	72	58	11	3
2590	Sir, it's time for the industry round table discussion.	1.2361	0.05414	72	56	15	1
2591	Let’s just say you won’t have to worry about the dragon lady anymore.	1.2361	0.06706	72	60	7	5
2592	They were out of N-95s.	1.2361	0.05764	72	57	13	2
2593	And these are your talking points for the round table meeting.	1.2361	0.05764	72	57	13	2
2594	Now the CDC is recommending we have fun with this.	1.2361	0.06407	72	59	9	4
2595	A team of tax auditors are on their way. Raise the drawbridge, alert the archers and fire up the oil ASAP!	1.2360	0.05305	89	71	15	3
2596	When did you start working days?	1.2360	0.05305	89	71	15	3
2597	Relax, I won't be going medieval on you today.	1.2360	0.04526	89	68	21	0
2598	Sir, your meeting is at 10:30 in the conference room with the round table.	1.2360	0.05767	89	73	11	5
2599	I’ve got jury duty this morning.	1.2360	0.05767	89	73	11	5
2600	It's tax season.	1.2360	0.05059	89	70	17	2
2601	It's very hard day working over knight...	1.2360	0.04800	89	69	19	1
2602	i know it's hump day but i just can't seem to let my guard down till friday afternoons....	1.2360	0.05305	89	71	15	3
2603	I find that it helps protect against STD's, but you should do whatever makes you comfortable.	1.2360	0.04526	89	68	21	0
2604	I’m sorry, but I am not a robot	1.2360	0.05767	89	73	11	5
2605	I once trolled him on twitter.	1.2360	0.05767	89	73	11	5
2606	I'm out of here.The tipping point for me is the severed head on the windowsill	1.2360	0.05767	89	73	11	5
2607	Burning-oil prices are up again.	1.2360	0.05984	89	74	9	6
2608	I’m filling in for the day shift.	1.2360	0.04800	89	71	16	2
2609	The round table doesn't fit into the conference room.	1.2360	0.05541	89	72	13	4
2610	I'm making the most of my ancestry test.	1.2360	0.05305	89	71	15	3
2611	I've finally decided: 'tis indeed nobler to take arms than to continue to suffer the slings and arrows"	1.2358	0.04935	106	85	17	4
2612	Sir, the armor mandate has been revoked	1.2353	0.05461	85	68	14	3
2613	You apparently didn't understand what I meant when I said you would have to work knights.	1.2353	0.06327	68	55	10	3
2614	Your horse is here.	1.2353	0.05970	68	54	12	2
2615	Today's my first time on the day shift. I've been working knights for a while.	1.2353	0.04628	85	65	20	0
2616	The groom sent over a list of items your horse needs before he’ll be ready for tomorrows tournament. Do you want me to shop around?”	1.2353	0.05058	102	82	16	4
2617	You knew I was old school when you took this job.	1.2353	0.05712	85	69	12	4
2618	When I took this knight job I was told there would be a round table...	1.2353	0.05712	85	69	12	4
2619	I heard you were a tough boss.	1.2353	0.05970	68	54	12	2
2620	You've taken "night shift" to a whole new level.	1.2353	0.05461	85	68	14	3
2621	It says here on your resume that you ride horses and pole vaulted in college...would you like to combine those and take a stab at jousting. We have a vacancy in that department.	1.2353	0.05461	85	68	14	3
2622	The price I pay for being the office's wordle whiz.	1.2353	0.05970	68	54	12	2
2623	Sir, here's proof that you lost the election. May I take your armor and weapons now?	1.2353	0.05712	85	69	12	4
2624	I know you preferred working virtually, but your PPE is a bit much.	1.2353	0.05970	68	54	12	2
2625	Shall I bring your mail with the mail?	1.2353	0.05461	85	68	14	3
2626	I only work the knight shift.	1.2353	0.05970	68	54	12	2
2627	Thank you for this report....but if I'm going to protect the servers I'll need to know if the hackers breath fire.	1.2347	0.05190	98	79	15	4
2628	It looks like they turned down our appeal to include ‘People of Armor’ in our Diversity Initiative.	1.2346	0.05349	81	64	15	2
2629	I can't stay late. I have a commitment to knight.	1.2346	0.05630	81	65	13	3
2630	I thought they said I would be doing Knight work", and now they tell me to work at night	1.2346	0.05898	81	66	11	4
2631	Mr. Rock, Mr. Smith is here to see you.	1.2346	0.05898	81	66	11	4
2632	We have such a hard time finding people to work the knight shift.	1.2346	0.05898	81	66	11	4
2633	I sprayed my Under Armour workout outfit with Rustoleum.	1.2346	0.06154	81	67	9	5
2634	I know the performance reviews are tough, but perhaps you overdid it?	1.2346	0.05630	81	65	13	3
2635	Tell Bob in accounting I'm getting medieval on the quarterly report.	1.2346	0.05630	81	65	13	3
2636	You know they've lifted the mask mandate?	1.2346	0.05349	81	64	15	2
2637	Ah, I understood by phone this position wouldn't be a day shift.	1.2346	0.06154	81	67	9	5
2638	I wonder if you can get me some lubricating oil.	1.2346	0.06154	81	67	9	5
2639	If we can't get him a round table because of the supply chain issues, Sir Lancelot says he'll take the oblong but wants a bigger discount.	1.2344	0.05783	64	50	13	1
2640	So you were the one they were all waiting for?	1.2344	0.05783	64	50	13	1
2641	Will Smith is waiting to see you.	1.2344	0.07300	64	54	5	5
2642	It says here you've squired for Ser Gellebrad the Honest? I'm not sure PR is the right business for you...	1.2344	0.06585	64	52	9	3
2643	Sure, things are fine at home, but thanks for asking	1.2340	0.05113	94	75	16	3
2644	I think you're taking his "heads will roll" comment a little too literally	1.2340	0.05745	94	78	10	6
2645	It started with a tinfoil hat, then I kept going.	1.2340	0.04644	94	73	20	1
2646	I really don’t think the meeting is going to be that bad.	1.2340	0.05332	94	76	14	4
2647	You can go home early, Ruth, I decided to take the knight off.	1.2340	0.05332	94	76	14	4
2648	All my other suits are still at the dry cleaners.	1.2340	0.05542	94	77	12	5
2649	Better to suffer the slings and arrows well protected	1.2340	0.05113	94	75	16	3
2650	Yes, I’m aware it’s not round.	1.2340	0.05542	94	77	12	5
2651	Protect yourself against cyber attacks.	1.2340	0.05113	94	75	16	3
2652	Perhaps you should go back to just wearing a mask.	1.2338	0.05195	77	60	16	1
2653	Because at 10 o'clock HR wants an explanation.	1.2338	0.05816	77	62	12	3
2654	Your pike, sir? I'm sorry, sir, it's in the doorman.	1.2338	0.05195	77	60	16	1
2655	They lifted the mandate, but I'm erring on the side of caution.	1.2338	0.05514	77	61	14	2
2656	It's my anti-harrassment suit.	1.2338	0.05816	77	62	12	3
2657	Will Smith has an appointment in half an hour	1.2338	0.05816	77	62	12	3
2658	Mr. Smith says he's looking for work opportunities in kissing babies and cuddling dogs.	1.2338	0.06102	77	63	10	4
2659	I'll tell your husband and children you are now ready to see them.	1.2338	0.05816	77	62	12	3
2660	So I said, "But the March numbers are terrible," and Bill said, "That's no reason to get up in arms."	1.2338	0.06102	77	63	10	4
2661	…and one of your new duties will be to shine my armor.	1.2338	0.06102	77	63	10	4
2662	If you join us, you won't be climbing the ladder so much as you'll be scaling the walls.	1.2338	0.05514	77	61	14	2
2663	Sharon, what is this? I asked for his head on a stake.	1.2338	0.06102	77	63	10	4
2664	No, just until all personnel have had their booster.	1.2338	0.05195	77	60	16	1
2665	Not all knights have shining armor, you know.	1.2338	0.05816	77	62	12	3
2666	Sorry but purchasing said there isn't anything in the budget for a new horse	1.2338	0.06376	77	64	8	5
2667	Love your hair!	1.2338	0.05816	77	62	12	3
2668	Still refuse to give up the mask?	1.2336	0.05070	107	87	15	5
2669	Yes, I'm the flak catcher, what can I do for you?	1.2333	0.05485	90	73	13	4
2670	Jones, don’t panic but I have discovered a chink.	1.2333	0.05009	90	71	17	2
2671	Human Resources said it was okay to express my true self.	1.2333	0.05253	90	72	15	3
2672	And, finally, please addressing signing your memos "And to all a good knight."	1.2333	0.05253	90	72	15	3
2673	Sir, I'm giving notice because I can't stand working nights.	1.2333	0.05253	90	72	15	3
2674	Great news Sir Galahad. King Arther’s PA called and says you can transfer back to Camelot.	1.2333	0.05485	90	73	13	4
2675	I told the Editor that I was a specialist in writing about "amour" but I made a typo.	1.2333	0.05009	90	71	17	2
2676	I’m just concerned you’re not taking these reports on local dragon activity seriously.	1.2333	0.05253	90	72	15	3
2677	Dilbert just really isn't scratching that itch these days	1.2330	0.05200	103	84	14	5
2678	I thought you advertised for night workers.	1.2330	0.05014	103	83	16	4
2679	While I appreciate your efforts to comply with management’s mask mandate I think it’s time to take it down a notch.	1.2330	0.05200	103	84	14	5
2680	You win, I’ll go as Lady Guinevere.“	1.2330	0.04820	103	82	18	3
2681	No coffee for me, thanks. My drawbridge has rusted shut.	1.2330	0.05200	103	84	14	5
2682	Check back in the morning, I’m just the knight clerk.	1.2329	0.05694	73	58	13	2
2683	I’m here for the 9am Zoom meeting.	1.2329	0.06019	73	59	11	3
2684	Didn't I tell you? I'm working knights.	1.2329	0.05694	73	58	13	2
2685	The IRS has arrived for your audit sir.	1.2329	0.06621	73	61	7	5
2686	I forgot the axe at home, but you're fired.	1.2329	0.06327	73	60	9	4
2687	I'll review this at the round table.	1.2329	0.06327	73	60	9	4
2688	I am sorry Sir, but the squeaky noise is disturbing the staff	1.2329	0.05694	73	58	13	2
2689	I’m sorry, I thought you meant “night” work.	1.2329	0.06621	73	61	7	5
2690	I've received a complaint that states you referred to a wyvern as a dragon. Is this true?	1.2329	0.06019	73	59	11	3
2691	Thor just quit and we got no one to cover his shift. Any ideas, Iron Man?	1.2329	0.06019	73	59	11	3
2692	I’m not being defensive!	1.2329	0.05694	73	58	13	2
2693	I finally decided to bring my whole self to work.	1.2329	0.05694	73	58	13	2
2694	Working from home was getting too dangerous,so I decided to return to the office.	1.2329	0.06019	73	59	11	3
2695	I just don't think you're cut out for the kind of work on the knight shift.	1.2329	0.05694	73	58	13	2
2696	Wait, this isn't suitable attire?	1.2329	0.06621	73	61	7	5
2697	Well, I snickered when they told me I'd have to have a 'hard personal shell on me' to do this job, but I never guessed that they were just underplaying it.	1.2326	0.05404	86	69	14	3
2698	Go ahead and hit me with what you've got. I'm ready for it.	1.2326	0.05145	86	68	16	2
2699	It's the schedule for the games, sir. Jousting is not until 4:00... tomorrow.	1.2326	0.05404	86	69	14	3
2700	Arlene, do you have anything for knight's foot?	1.2326	0.05404	86	69	14	3
2701	I see you’ve upgraded your mask.	1.2326	0.05652	86	70	12	4
2702	The resemblance between you and me only goes so far.	1.2326	0.05652	86	70	12	4
2703	My preferred pronouns are thei, theim, thēr.	1.2326	0.05889	86	71	10	5
2704	Ha! This armor is impervious to your icy stare.	1.2326	0.05652	86	70	12	4
2705	How's the knight shift treatin' ya?	1.2326	0.05145	86	68	16	2
2706	It's Ruth sir. Not Lady Guenivere. Ruth.	1.2326	0.05889	86	71	10	5
2707	The price of vellum and medieval fonts has skyrocketed.	1.2326	0.05404	86	69	14	3
2708	Yes, I am aware of the spelling error in the employee manual regarding knight shifts.	1.2326	0.05889	86	71	10	5
2709	Stop calling me Cinderella.	1.2323	0.05529	99	82	11	6
2710	Sir, I know we're downsizing, but don't you think you could be a bit more compassionate during the exit interviews?	1.2323	0.05339	99	81	13	5
2711	Yes, we’ll be working nights for the foreseeable future	1.2323	0.05529	99	82	11	6
2712	So the 'knight in shining armor' return-to-office perk was real.	1.2323	0.05339	99	81	13	5
2713	You don't have to work at knight.	1.2323	0.05529	99	82	11	6
2714	If we get audited, at least I'll be protected.	1.2321	0.04203	112	87	24	1
2715	We'll be meeting at the Round Table to discuss this.	1.2319	0.06243	69	56	10	3
2716	I'm not vaccinated for Covid, so....	1.2319	0.06243	69	56	10	3
2717	I said your business style is Medievle, not you're Medievle.	1.2319	0.06243	69	56	10	3
2718	No, we have not had any trouble with hiring practices.	1.2319	0.05519	69	54	14	1
2719	NIGHT shift,I said"	1.2319	0.05892	69	55	12	2
2720	Whaddaya mean “it’s hard to get through to me”	1.2319	0.05892	69	55	12	2
2721	I think it's time we called it a night	1.2319	0.06243	69	56	10	3
2722	We don't need an accountant, but we are looking to hire a jouster.	1.2319	0.05519	69	54	14	1
2723	Lois, I called you into my office to issue you a warning. It’s about your choice of workplace attire......	1.2317	0.06086	82	68	9	5
2724	The slings and arrows won’t hurt but I wasn’t prepared for this cartoon	1.2317	0.05569	82	66	13	3
2725	Is this the Biden PR Department?	1.2317	0.05833	82	67	11	4
2726	Who are you, the business expense queen?	1.2317	0.05291	82	65	15	2
2727	I’ve made an ironclad decision!	1.2317	0.05291	82	65	15	2
2728	Say “Good evening” if you must, Evelyn, but I prefer when you say it the other way.	1.2317	0.05833	82	67	11	4
2729	Gee, I never thought of you as my Knight in Shining Armor. How about that raise?	1.2317	0.05833	82	67	11	4
2730	The front desk wasn't convinced that wearing a mask would prevent the virus from spreading.	1.2317	0.05833	82	67	11	4
2731	Oh I thought it was gender kneutral	1.2317	0.06328	82	69	7	6
2732	My armor's not shiny enough for whatever you're asking.	1.2317	0.05569	82	66	13	3
2733	Sorry, we don't have a civil rights department.	1.2316	0.04838	95	75	18	2
2734	You call that shining armor? You better buff up quick Henry.	1.2316	0.04601	95	74	20	1
2735	What's that old saying—something about pens and swords?	1.2316	0.05883	95	80	8	7
2736	I'll need an alibi...something airtight.	1.2316	0.04838	95	75	18	2
2737	The work on the moat must not be delayed!	1.2315	0.04853	108	87	17	4
2738	I am so tired of wearing this--is the mail here yet?	1.2313	0.04431	147	121	18	8
2739	I'm almost ready to face the reporters.	1.2308	0.05863	91	76	9	6
2740	What's this talk about an iron horse?	1.2308	0.04961	91	72	17	2
2741	I know you're a

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