Contest #797


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797

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “We can all hear you snoring in there, Steve.”
  2. “Your horse is in my parking spot again.”
  3. “You clanked?”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-04-03T20:04:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-04-17T20:06:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-04-11T20:06:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued April 18, 2022
Number of captions 5796
Number of responses 757281
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Is this a Middle Age crisis? 1.8600 0.01125 5116 2065 1702 1349
1 If you think that’s uncomfortable you should try wearing heels. 1.8595 0.01205 4378 1743 1507 1128
2 It says here that you're a free lancer. 1.8568 0.01374 3295 1295 1177 823
3 My pronouns are thy, thou, and thine. 1.8466 0.01063 6022 2591 1771 1660
4 You’re not a knight, Doug, and I’m not your wench. Get your own coffee. 1.8438 0.01422 3348 1436 999 913
5 There's a damsel on line one. Sounds important. 1.8433 0.01256 3879 1538 1411 930
6 Must you turn everything into a crusade! 1.8379 0.01141 4948 2065 1625 1258
7 You could just get the shot. 1.8372 0.01361 3477 1448 1147 882
8 Well, you know what they say––dress for the job you want, not the job you have. 1.8353 0.01388 3096 1220 1166 710
9 Why not just get vaccinated 1.8348 0.01404 3348 1426 1049 873
10 Shirley, you joust? 1.8284 0.01338 3718 1611 1134 973
11 That could be anyone's horse in your parking spot. 1.8278 0.01471 2915 1213 991 711
12 I can live with damsel. Harlot or wench and I go to HR. 1.8223 0.01453 3163 1387 951 825
13 Did you get the chain mail I sent you? 1.8204 0.01550 2651 1125 877 649
14 You’re seriously asking why my bathroom breaks are so long? 1.8153 0.01094 5188 2182 1785 1221
15 Yes, I am also wearing Under Armour. 1.8147 0.01580 2574 1109 833 632
16 My pronouns are Thee/Thou. 1.8137 0.01269 4117 1819 1246 1052
17 Enough already,Larry. We all got the booster. 1.7965 0.01305 3562 1516 1255 791
18 Your horse is in my parking spot again. 1.7960 0.01125 4844 2080 1672 1092
19 It looks like I've been assigned to queen's bishop 3. Where the hell is that? 1.7930 0.01450 3053 1361 963 729
20 You left your grail in the sink again. 1.7903 0.01838 1860 820 610 430
21 I don't think you understand what she meant when she said wear protection. 1.7887 0.01510 2858 1297 868 693
22 My preferred pronoun is Sir. 1.7831 0.01423 2960 1278 1046 636
23 I was promised a round table 1.7829 0.01435 2861 1220 1042 599
24 What do you mean by an 'antiquated and hostile' work environment? 1.7811 0.01373 3147 1353 1130 664
25 I think you misunderstood me when I said this is a night job. 1.7784 0.01517 2676 1186 897 593
26 I think an N95 would suffice. 1.7780 0.01412 2946 1265 1070 611
27 Just remember, Doris: it's not just a visor. It's a supervisor. 1.7721 0.01273 3796 1698 1265 833
28 I believe the conference room has a round table. 1.7717 0.01674 2037 867 768 402
29 The WD-40 rep is here to see you, Sire 1.7690 0.01407 2996 1314 1060 622
30 Yes, we do have a rigid dress code. 1.7662 0.01439 2759 1188 1029 542
31 No Steven, it's ARBOR Day. 1.7652 0.01289 3774 1730 1200 844
32 Legal has a problem with ‘lay siege’. 1.7620 0.02536 937 420 320 197
33 And I assume you have receipts for that crusade? 1.7611 0.02384 1084 494 355 235
34 You seem a little defensive. 1.7564 0.01275 3572 1580 1284 708
35 I consider it not so much an assignment as a quest. 1.7563 0.01351 2868 1185 1197 486
36 What makes you think I'm in a combative mood? 1.7495 0.01552 2339 1025 875 439
37 I thought this was a mid-level position, not a medieval position 1.7471 0.02019 1396 618 513 265
38 Sorry, Arthur, but you're still a pawn just like the rest of us. 1.7466 0.01550 2482 1134 843 505
39 Please, that's the third time this morning I've heard, 'Surely you joust' 1.7443 0.01831 1803 834 596 373
40 So we're done with masks? 1.7390 0.02145 1253 567 446 240
41 As you see from the feedback, some employees find it difficult to get through to you. 1.7342 0.01404 2694 1171 1071 452
42 I AM wearing a suit. 1.7340 0.02874 688 311 249 128
43 Knight shift again? 1.7213 0.02314 1098 518 368 212
44 I think you misunderstood what was meant by 'night shift.' 1.7183 0.01665 2027 935 728 364
45 How long have you worked the knight shift? 1.7143 0.01744 1855 864 657 334
46 Coffee, muffin and a can of WD-40. 1.7085 0.01774 1794 844 629 321
47 What do you mean I'm no longer suited for this job? 1.7080 0.01736 1798 826 671 301
48 I hate Medieval Mondays 1.6968 0.01947 1494 718 511 265
49 We can all hear you snoring in there, Steve 1.6914 0.02076 1484 774 394 316
50 Working the knight shift again? 1.6876 0.02096 1306 645 426 235
51 I'd like some eye contact, Lance. 1.6855 0.02142 1205 582 420 203
52 I just got so used to wearing whatever I wanted working from home. 1.6853 0.02182 1252 632 382 238
53 That's great, Kevin. But if you could also defend the honor of those expense reports before you leave, accounting would appreciate it. 1.6822 0.02124 1199 575 430 194
54 Actually, I’m the knight shift manager. 1.6797 0.02194 1155 565 395 195
55 I told you on the phone that I was middle-aged" 1.6792 0.02065 1381 699 426 256
56 Management needs that dragon slain by COB today. 1.6776 0.02165 1191 586 403 202
57 I really prefer working at a round table” 1.6764 0.02142 1168 563 420 185
58 I'm ready... send in the auditors. 1.6759 0.02198 1154 569 390 195
59 You clanked? 1.6738 0.02311 1079 544 343 192
60 Yes,I am back. Turns out the pen is mightier than the sword. 1.6718 0.02222 1173 595 368 210
61 Yes, you've made your point about a hostile work environment. 1.6654 0.02238 1055 514 380 161
62 When I said to dress like you are middle aged, you misunderstood. 1.6620 0.02392 1083 580 289 214
63 You think this will make me call you Sir, don't you? 1.6613 0.02306 1116 584 326 206
64 I take it you're riding the subway home tonight. 1.6602 0.02365 1024 526 320 178
65 I'm from occupational health; you're wearing the mask upside down 1.6585 0.02468 978 515 282 181
66 You may find our company culture to be a bit antiquated. 1.6574 0.02420 864 417 326 121
67 So, just to let you know, the women in the office aren't happy with being referred to as damsels. 1.6573 0.02318 1033 524 339 170
68 Laundry day? 1.6559 0.02516 933 491 272 170
69 Frankly, some co-workers find your personal style stiff and defensive. 1.6532 0.02337 992 500 336 156
70 You know we can wear jeans on Fridays, right? 1.6520 0.02461 934 483 293 158
71 Just a heads up. They are starting to use the metal detectors again. 1.6518 0.03270 517 264 169 84
72 Sir, I believe the mask mandate has been lifted. 1.6495 0.02451 953 503 285 165
73 Didn't you get the memo? Chivalry is dead. 1.6493 0.02453 941 489 293 159
74 I'm Bob. Bill was three knights ago. 1.6472 0.02576 907 489 249 169
75 So, Hank said no to the round table. 1.6437 0.02540 856 443 275 138
76 It says here you requested the knight shift. 1.6436 0.02532 822 417 282 123
77 I was in court all morning. 1.6424 0.02589 797 421 249 127
78 It's nice to be back in the office, but frankly I feel a little rusty. 1.6417 0.02556 829 437 261 131
79 They all think you are being too guarded. 1.6410 0.02583 780 393 274 113
80 You can call in Will Smith now 1.6401 0.02804 778 428 202 148
81 I was told I would be working the knight shift. 1.6400 0.02563 861 456 260 145
82 It started as a quest but inadvertently turned into a career. 1.6378 0.02513 809 406 290 113
83 Your 10 o'clock has thrown down the gauntlet, so I moved your holy quest up a little. 1.6365 0.02618 817 431 252 134
84 Your 2 o'clock canceled, oh and by the way the barbarians are at the gate again. 1.6348 0.02578 838 442 260 136
85 You have the roundtable at 10, sir. 1.6344 0.02703 807 439 224 144
86 I call it my power suit. 1.6333 0.02762 649 323 241 85
87 A siege might work, but let’s start with an email. 1.6330 0.02596 782 414 249 119
88 I'm sorry sir, but all the round tables are booked. 1.6318 0.02690 793 427 231 135
89 Whatever, Randy. I'm still not calling you "Sir." 1.6287 0.02772 711 375 225 111
90 Have you considered just getting the booster? 1.6282 0.02796 737 400 211 126
91 You win--go back to working from home. 1.6280 0.02798 672 348 226 98
92 I thought I was applying for the 'night shift'. 1.6244 0.02905 671 363 197 111
93 I'm sorry but you are not suited for the job. 1.6240 0.02668 750 394 244 112
94 Ask around discretely if anyone's seen a codpiece. 1.6192 0.02884 717 402 186 129
95 Maybe you'd feel safer working from home. 1.6169 0.02808 676 359 217 100
96 It’s my way of saying I’m not just another “suit.” 1.6161 0.03091 547 288 181 78
97 Why don't you just get your vaccine already? 1.6149 0.03007 644 359 174 111
98 Yes, this is the complaint desk. 1.6144 0.02927 625 343 186 96
99 I'm going to need you to move to queen's bishop 3 by close of business. 1.6142 0.02976 635 351 180 104
100 Coffee, tea or mead? 1.6115 0.03195 520 278 166 76
101 Does this suit make me look middle-aged? 1.6110 0.02913 653 357 193 103
102 Sir, your WD-40 shipment is delayed. 1.6101 0.02883 613 322 208 83
103 Stop calling it a grail. I want my coffee mug back. 1.6092 0.02972 609 339 176 94
104 It’s a Queen Guinevere — she wants you to pick up a baguette and a bottle of Merlot on the way home… 1.6074 0.03073 540 285 182 73
105 I misspelled armoire on Ebay. 1.6060 0.03237 566 323 143 100
106 I seek the Holy Grail. Content management is my side gig. 1.6051 0.03097 585 325 166 94
107 Wanna call it a knight? 1.6041 0.03276 485 260 157 68
108 The roundtable starts in twenty. 1.6032 0.02973 567 299 194 74
109 Have you worked in a mail room before? 1.6025 0.03123 561 309 166 86
110 Dress for the job you want. Am I Right?! 1.6025 0.02917 644 355 190 99
111 I feel like you're a little defensive. 1.6021 0.02979 563 305 184 74
112 Where do you see yourself in 500 years? 1.5992 0.03377 519 299 129 91
113 Night shift, not Knight shift. 1.5959 0.03126 537 293 168 76
114 This isn’t what we meant when we asked for Sir Veillance. 1.5936 0.03186 566 324 148 94
115 Will Smith is here to see you. 1.5911 0.03728 450 281 81 88
116 So... it'll be a hostile takeover, then? 1.5911 0.03250 516 289 149 78
117 Could you get Office Depot on the line? I thought I ordered a round table. 1.5906 0.03127 552 308 162 82
118 Nice suit, is it vintage? 1.5887 0.03166 496 267 166 63
119 I don't need a knight in shining armor. I just need this month's sales report. 1.5884 0.03346 481 269 141 71
120 I'm dressing for the job I want. 1.5881 0.03321 471 259 147 65
121 I coughed ONCE, Marty...you're over-reacting... 1.5874 0.03363 492 280 135 77
122 No, I am not up for a one knight stand. 1.5871 0.03490 465 267 123 75
123 A man's cubicle is his castle. 1.5862 0.03441 435 239 137 59
124 Did you order the round table for the conference room? 1.5861 0.02988 563 306 184 73
125 It’s a great place to work, but the dress code is a little rigid. 1.5840 0.03200 500 275 158 67
126 I see you're having a bit of a problem retuning to work after Covid! 1.5839 0.03488 435 243 130 62
127 Forgive my impertinence, sir, but I think you may have a screw loose. 1.5823 0.03441 498 294 118 86
128 I notice you're not wearing a mask... 1.5817 0.03363 459 255 141 63
129 Yes, technically it is a suit. But as you see in our dress code, a tie is also required. 1.5814 0.03354 473 266 139 68
130 I was asked to report to the knight shift 1.5805 0.03167 472 252 166 54
131 Wrong mask, George. That plague ended in the 14th century... 1.5804 0.03335 479 270 140 69
132 It's your contract that 's supposed to be ironclad, actually. 1.5785 0.03447 427 244 124 59
133 Don’t laugh. It’s an original KN95. 1.5780 0.03265 519 299 140 80
134 As you can see, Doris, I’m impervious to your pointed barbs today. 1.5778 0.03296 469 260 147 62
135 Good day, good knight. 1.5767 0.03284 489 276 144 69
136 So, you’re saying I’m not approachable 1.5764 0.03270 458 250 152 56
137 Yes, I am the defense lawyer. Why do you ask? 1.5757 0.03456 436 245 131 60
138 Sir, I believe the vaccination would give you better protection. 1.5754 0.03447 471 274 123 74
139 Sure, you can bounce anything off me. 1.5742 0.03601 411 234 118 59
140 The moment I hit Middle Age, they stick me behind a desk. 1.5733 0.03476 450 259 124 67
141 Go home, Lance. The knight shift is over. 1.5727 0.03480 447 257 124 66
142 ...What makes you sure that it is MY horse parked in your spot 1.5721 0.03712 416 246 102 68
143 I'm not just an empty suit, you know. 1.5719 0.04020 334 192 93 49
144 No, no, look again. You slay the DRAGON at 1:30 and rescue the DAMSEL at 2:30. Anything else? 1.5717 0.03291 460 255 147 58
145 Yes, of course I'm ready for the four o'clock roundtable. 1.5684 0.03233 431 230 157 44
146 I've reviewed your resume. Just one question. Surely you joust? 1.5653 0.03618 421 247 110 64
147 Shouldn't you be in the mail room? 1.5651 0.03634 430 256 105 69
148 Are you free to work the knight shift? 1.5645 0.03241 496 284 144 68
149 Welcome back to the office, John. You know they dropped the mask mandate. 1.5640 0.03612 422 248 110 64
150 You don't get a desk, you'll be working at a round table. 1.5631 0.03533 412 235 122 55
151 Define a middle age crisis. 1.5623 0.03603 409 245 104 60
152 I give thee my fortnight's notice. 1.5593 0.03973 354 211 88 55
153 Your XI:XXX appointment is here sir. 1.5587 0.03792 383 227 98 58
154 The CEO said employees could choose to continue working remotely. I chose the 14th century. 1.5583 0.03842 360 210 99 51
155 Did ‘Sir Wondrous the Magnificent’ forget how to log into his computer again? 1.5571 0.03894 368 220 91 57
156 I only have one suit that still fits too. 1.5568 0.03855 361 212 97 52
157 How’s the knight shift going? 1.5565 0.03767 372 217 103 52
158 And I'm wearing my pajamas from the waist down. 1.5527 0.03660 389 227 109 53
159 If anyone calls tell them I'm in the can. 1.5502 0.04123 329 205 71 53
160 The shareholder’s meeting is not until next week. 1.5494 0.03719 344 194 111 39
161 Sorry, but I can't work knights. 1.5490 0.03914 337 197 95 45
162 You're good with working the Knight shift? 1.5489 0.03591 399 233 113 53
163 I'm assuming this is the complaint department? 1.5480 0.03957 354 214 86 54
164 This clearly states that I'm supposed to have a round table. 1.5480 0.03577 396 230 115 51
165 One Box Brillo pads, half case WD-40, and 50 Depends.. 1.5460 0.04026 337 203 84 50
166 Your massage therapist called. Do you prefer WD-40 or silicone? 1.5450 0.03744 378 225 100 53
167 Your employees say you are stuck in the Dark Ages and frankly I agree with them" 1.5449 0.04002 301 172 94 35
168 No YOU'RE being defensive. 1.5443 0.03983 327 193 90 44
169 I think it's time to let down your guard. 1.5437 0.04005 309 179 92 38
170 There’s a fair lady here to see you, Mr. Jenkins. 1.5430 0.03778 337 193 105 39
171 Why do you say I'm being defensive? 1.5421 0.03714 356 206 107 43
172 Somewhere out there, Angela, there's a knight wearing my pantsuit. 1.5420 0.03847 345 203 97 45
173 I don’t mind accounting, but pillaging will always be my first love. 1.5417 0.03705 360 209 107 44
174 Dress for the job you want Karen. 1.5404 0.03934 322 199 82 41
175 A simple mask would be sufficient 1.5400 0.03933 350 212 87 51
176 My son went through a heavy-metal phase too... 1.5399 0.04064 326 197 82 47
177 I see it is employee feedback day again. 1.5395 0.03837 354 211 95 48
178 No, I cannot bring you the finest meats and cheeses in all the land, but there are leftover bagels in the break room. 1.5392 0.03822 332 192 101 39
179 You really don't have to say "Good Knight" every time you leave the office. 1.5391 0.03531 384 221 119 44
180 Oh, hey Susan. I didn't recognize you without your mask. 1.5387 0.03997 310 181 91 38
181 Why yes, your one o'clock meeting room does have a round table, why do you ask? 1.5385 0.03592 364 219 100 45
182 Nice try, but HR says your mask isn't approved for our office. 1.5378 0.03900 344 206 91 47
183 Jousting? Why can't you just play golf like everyone else? 1.5374 0.03780 348 204 101 43
184 I’m afraid I’m going to have to give you the axe 1.5370 0.03989 324 201 76 47
185 I don't do Times New Roman 1.5366 0.03816 369 224 92 53
186 Masks have been optional for three weeks now. 1.5363 0.03802 317 180 104 33
187 I am afraid you may have misunderstood when you were hired for the night shift. 1.5362 0.03849 345 205 95 45
188 Well, while you are certainly more than qualified to head our IT department, there’s one last question I always like to ask: At the battle of Hastings in 1066, what might you have done differently were you in command of the English forces, hmm?” 1.5335 0.03822 343 203 97 43
189 I'm having a middle age crisis. 1.5308 0.03817 341 202 97 42
190 This isn’t where I thought I’d be at Middle Age 1.5292 0.04123 308 187 79 42
191 I’m sorry, ut what we’re really looking for is a renaissance man. 1.5285 0.04093 316 193 79 44
192 Unapproachable? Why would you think that? 1.5278 0.04171 288 172 80 36
193 You can drop your visor now, the mask mandate is over. 1.5275 0.03930 309 181 93 35
194 So . . . you're NOT in distress. Well, now I just feel silly. 1.5261 0.04325 287 177 69 41
195 Sooo, I guess you're ready to do the performance reviews. 1.5255 0.03721 333 196 101 36
196 of course you can still mask in the office. 1.5244 0.03896 307 179 95 33
197 I'm the knight watchman. I can't see the clock. Is my shift over? 1.5227 0.03737 331 193 103 35
198 My drawbridge is always open. 1.5222 0.04504 270 169 61 40
199 I've done a lot of crazy stuff for you over the years, but I draw the line at spraying WD-40 you know where. 1.5217 0.04131 322 202 72 48
200 Please don’t take it personally—my therapist says it’s just a defense mechanism. 1.5217 0.03763 345 206 98 41
201 I think you might be taking this Covid thing too seriously. 1.5217 0.03944 299 175 92 32
202 A one knight stand?? 1.5210 0.04366 286 179 65 42
203 Be forewarned ⁠— the boss is breathing fire. 1.5202 0.04302 321 209 57 55
204 It protects against the slings and arrows or outrageous fortune. 1.5201 0.04149 298 185 73 40
205 You can’t fire me. I have an iron-clad contract! 1.5193 0.04025 285 167 88 30
206 I’m counting on you to get me out of this. 1.5186 0.03789 322 189 99 34
207 I requested a round table. 1.5186 0.03574 349 212 99 38
208 Let’s circle back in a fortnight. 1.5184 0.03780 326 194 96 36
209 Once again, I am Harriet from data services Mr. Swanson, and not the Lady of the Lake. 1.5176 0.04304 284 176 69 39
210 Tough meeting today? 1.5174 0.04025 288 170 87 31
211 You should know that the metal detector at the entrance has been repaired. 1.5173 0.03844 346 212 89 45
212 Management asked me to bring you up to date. 1.5169 0.04253 296 185 69 42
213 My next move should be up, given that my last two moves were lateral. 1.5162 0.04252 308 196 65 47
214 It’s just a siege, not a hostile takeover. 1.5147 0.04032 307 187 82 38
215 That same dragon is here to see you, but it won't say what it's about. 1.5140 0.04046 286 170 85 31
216 I am expecting Will Smith. 1.5133 0.04947 226 144 48 34
217 I think you misunderstood. This is the NIGHT shift. 1.5127 0.03996 316 194 82 40
218 I freelance. 1.5110 0.04358 272 169 67 36
219 The window washer says he'll polish you for a slight additional fee. 1.5105 0.05944 143 88 37 18
220 Is that an N-95 mask? 1.5100 0.04156 300 187 73 40
221 It's casual Friday. You don't have to wear a suit. 1.5096 0.04227 261 156 77 28
222 Can you close the drawbridge on your way out? 1.5092 0.04654 218 131 63 24
223 I think you should just drop this whole crusade. 1.5086 0.04055 291 176 82 33
224 This is not what I pictured at all when you told me you were going to night School.” 1.5085 0.04265 295 187 66 42
225 So sorry, I left my mask at home. 1.5078 0.03918 319 195 86 38
226 So how long have you been working knight shift? 1.5064 0.03958 312 191 84 37
227 Catch me up on this account - I’m a bit rusty. 1.5054 0.04152 279 170 77 32
228 First day back in the office? 1.5053 0.04109 283 172 79 32
229 Flip your lid when you talk sir. 1.5050 0.04252 301 193 64 44
230 Jim,I think you misunderstood the term “night shift”. 1.5049 0.04209 305 195 66 44
231 Sir, your employees feel you don't see or hear them. 1.5035 0.04174 288 179 73 36
232 What horse in the parking garage? 1.5019 0.04346 257 158 69 30
233 You're jousting with HR at eleven. 1.5000 0.04295 272 170 68 34
234 Sorry, Bob. I meant that an armoire would look good in the office. 1.5000 0.04246 268 165 72 31
235 N95 Masks are more effective. 1.5000 0.04179 256 172 53 31
236 Your Quest for a new stapler has been approved. 1.4985 0.03985 325 206 76 43
237 Will Smith has cancelled his appointment. 1.4983 0.04403 299 199 51 49
238 Sorry, I mean, doth though havest a staple-taker-outer my liege? 1.4983 0.04025 291 180 78 33
239 I don't believe it! I've just been canned. 1.4981 0.04238 263 161 73 29
240 I thought I’d catch up on some paperwork before standing motionless in the lobby for 12 hours. 1.4981 0.04203 257 155 76 26
241 They wanted a campaign, I’ll give them a crusade. 1.4979 0.04637 233 146 58 29
242 I don't know how you walk in those heels. 1.4977 0.04783 221 139 54 28
243 How long have you been here? 1.4963 0.04414 270 173 60 37
244 We’ve exceeded our WD-40 budget already. 1.4961 0.04192 258 156 76 26
245 I see you are all set for the shareholder meeting. 1.4946 0.03896 279 176 77 26
246 Sir, it's the "night" shift 1.4943 0.04262 261 161 71 29
247 A raise? You must be our new jester. 1.4941 0.04640 253 165 51 37
248 Sir? Perhaps you misunderstood the memo regarding a roundtable meeting? 1.4940 0.04339 249 153 69 27
249 It's only a matter of time before Medieval Monday is more popular that Casual Friday. 1.4939 0.04156 245 145 79 21
250 No, I don't know anything about those charges from the Renaissance Fair. 1.4938 0.04417 243 150 66 27
251 There have been complaints about the clattering, sir. 1.4937 0.04392 239 146 68 25
252 I forgot it was Casual Friday. 1.4936 0.04364 235 142 70 23
253 Not what I meant by 'working nights.' 1.4932 0.03917 296 187 76 33
254 Have you done any freelance work? 1.4932 0.03995 294 181 81 32
255 I'll bring this up at the next round table. 1.4932 0.04102 292 183 74 35
256 I specifically said to order the ROUND table. 1.4931 0.04805 217 137 53 27
257 I wasn't referring to your outfit; I said you needed to show some mettle in the meeting last week. 1.4930 0.04918 213 136 49 28
258 HR says it contributes to a hostile workplace 1.4921 0.04239 254 155 73 26
259 Why is it so difficult to procur a round table for conference room A? 1.4907 0.03820 269 160 88 21
260 .. that’s when I realized that you guys don't dress up for Halloween at this branch 1.4906 0.04314 265 167 66 32
261 I'm sorry, but that is not N95 mask compliant. 1.4885 0.04203 260 160 73 27
262 Does the audit really go that far back? 1.4878 0.04822 205 128 54 23
263 Management says no moat. 1.4875 0.04496 240 151 61 28
264 Defensive? What makes you think I'm feeling defensive? 1.4873 0.04473 236 147 63 26
265 Should I get the mail? 1.4873 0.03936 275 179 68 28
266 There's been some rumblings among the staff that you have a medieval approach to management. 1.4866 0.04191 261 161 73 27
267 At least they can't tell whether you're black or white. 1.4861 0.04493 251 161 58 32
268 How are you with Personnel Protective Equipment? 1.4861 0.04275 251 155 70 26
269 Nothing's "happened" to chivalry, Ida. If the dragon's harassing you, report him to HR. 1.4851 0.04646 235 151 54 30
270 Okay, I’m ready for that feedback now 1.4851 0.04278 268 170 66 32
271 Isn’t it easier to just get the booster? 1.4846 0.04930 227 151 42 34
272 Tell them I can't join the meeting right now because I'm a little rusty. 1.4845 0.04805 194 119 56 19
273 Sorry to bother you Frank, but you parked your dragon in a compact spot 1.4831 0.04391 236 146 66 24
274 A man's cubicle is his castle, I always say, Miss Barstow. 1.4825 0.04372 228 144 61 23
275 I was told Will Smith was coming for an interview. 1.4821 0.04859 224 147 46 31
276 Get me two aspirin and see if you can track down where I was last night. 1.4821 0.05178 224 155 30 39
277 The staff thinks you’re prepping for some sort of corporate crusade. 1.4805 0.04357 256 163 63 30
278 Many of us are still working knights. 1.4800 0.04398 250 161 59 30
279 It’s just a routine audit. No reason to get defensive. 1.4798 0.04303 223 134 71 18
280 I don't care if you are dressed as a knight I still won't call you "Sir". 1.4784 0.04487 232 146 61 25
281 Do you pay time and a half for the knight shift 1.4775 0.04591 222 140 58 24
282 Gayle, this report is missing the middle pages. 1.4774 0.04640 243 160 50 33
283 …and just for a while, I WAS the King of the castle” 1.4769 0.04591 216 135 59 22
284 I see you've listed Richard II as a reference--- very impressive. 1.4769 0.04399 216 131 67 18
285 Please let Will Smith know I’m ready for our appointment. 1.4766 0.05021 235 163 32 40
286 We have a different understanding of Chain mail 1.4757 0.04729 185 112 58 15
287 That's not a KN95 mask. 1.4756 0.04589 225 143 57 25
288 You don’t have to throw down your gauntlet every time you don’t want to go to a meeting. 1.4755 0.04212 265 168 68 29
289 That is the third reprimand from HR about you referring to the staff as peasants. 1.4751 0.04929 181 112 52 17
290 Sorry I am so slow, I am a bit rusty. 1.4750 0.04376 240 151 64 25
291 Is it just me or do you seem a little defensive today? 1.4749 0.04248 259 164 67 28
292 You know my moat is always open.... 1.4740 0.05349 173 112 40 21
293 I can’t understand why you always expect me to come to your rescue 1.4739 0.04222 249 160 63 26
294 What do you mean hostile work environment? I was just being chivalrous. 1.4737 0.04628 228 147 54 27
295 The round table for the conference room has been delivered. 1.4737 0.04097 266 166 74 26
296 Sales are catapulting. 1.4728 0.04349 239 150 65 24
297 Betty, you wouldn't happen to have a can opener on you, would you? 1.4727 0.04665 220 141 54 25
298 Yes, you are my knight in shining armor, but you’re still 2 weeks late on these time sheets. 1.4723 0.04361 235 147 65 23
299 I thought the ad said, "knights and weekends." 1.4720 0.04247 250 157 68 25
300 I see the mail already came. 1.4717 0.04700 212 135 54 23
301 I'm confused, I thought you said "working nights." 1.4717 0.03856 265 163 81 21
302 OK, now I'm ready to see Will Smith. 1.4714 0.04642 227 147 53 27
303 Despite your best efforts, sir, no one else is using chain mail. We use e-mail. 1.4711 0.04427 242 155 60 27
304 My experience has been that the pen is not terribly mighty. 1.4709 0.04894 189 119 51 19
305 I'm tired of your workplace crusades, Carl. 1.4696 0.05287 181 119 39 23
306 We're only accepting applications for the knight shift. 1.4695 0.04684 213 136 54 23
307 Let me clarify what “night shift” means. 1.4692 0.04619 211 133 57 21
308 I’ve looked this over thoroughly and it seems iron clad” 1.4688 0.04558 224 143 57 24
309 Well, if you worked in H.R., you'd wear one too." 1.4686 0.04832 207 134 49 24
310 They put me on the knight shift. 1.4684 0.04535 237 154 55 28
311 Chivalry has its place, Miss Tomkins, but medieval gets results. 1.4680 0.04852 203 133 46 24
312 I see you made your way up from the mail room. 1.4672 0.04550 244 161 52 31
313 I’m sorry, but we won’t be hiring again until the Renaissance 1.4670 0.04909 197 127 48 22
314 That's not what we meant by working the night shift. 1.4667 0.04454 225 142 61 22
315 Meeting with the boss today? 1.4664 0.04528 223 142 58 23
316 In case the corporate take over turns hostile? 1.4663 0.04667 208 132 55 21
317 Do you mean futile or feudal, or both? 1.4663 0.05111 178 114 45 19
318 Sorry, we’re looking for someone more… middle aged. 1.4652 0.04988 187 120 47 20
319 I know the dress code is pretty vague about "suits," but this isn't what we had in mind. 1.4649 0.04411 228 144 62 22
320 I'm still not completely comfortable being back in the office. 1.4646 0.04343 254 165 60 29
321 No, Sir, 'free lance' just means he's not on our staff. 1.4644 0.04346 239 154 60 25
322 Guarded? What makes you say that? 1.4641 0.04843 209 137 47 25
323 You'll have to pardon my appearance, I just got off the knight shift. 1.4638 0.04926 207 137 44 26
324 Howst may I help thee? 1.4637 0.05150 179 116 43 20
325 No, I said the "night" shift. 1.4636 0.04387 220 137 64 19
326 I feel completely protected from Covid. But if it rains, I’m screwed 1.4632 0.04455 231 148 59 24
327 No, you may not exchange your desk for a Round Table! 1.4632 0.04929 190 122 48 20
328 My advice to you as a new employee is never let your guard down. 1.4631 0.04592 203 127 58 18
329 I had to call Uber. Your horse ran off. 1.4631 0.04592 203 136 48 19
330 Well, it was either this or white satin. 1.4623 0.04838 212 140 46 26
331 HR wants to see you again. Someone complained about a dragon in their parking space. 1.4622 0.04408 225 142 62 21
332 Seymour, we share the same office. Why do I have to keep calling you sir? 1.4612 0.04980 219 150 37 32
333 You can call me "Sir" But I identify as they/them 1.4611 0.05006 180 121 39 20
334 I’ve been asked to let you know that the PPE requirements have been relaxed substantially. 1.4608 0.04468 204 126 62 16
335 Can you explain the gap between your years in the Crusades and your time at the Round Table? 1.4602 0.04303 226 150 55 21
336 Night, sir 1.4602 0.04696 226 150 48 28
337 I wanted one in SHINING armor. 1.4599 0.05043 187 122 44 21
338 Let's circle back on this, and then surround and pillage. 1.4596 0.04940 198 130 45 23
339 I’m assuming this is the day you fire Will Smith. 1.4596 0.05042 198 132 41 25
340 HR wants to talk to you about the meaning of "business casual". 1.4589 0.04680 207 133 53 21
341 Well, I prefer to communicate via Chain Mail. 1.4588 0.04298 279 188 54 37
342 The case didn't settle, so we opted for trial by combat. 1.4585 0.04814 205 134 48 23
343 I got your memo: Knight to Rook 1 1.4585 0.04764 205 133 50 22
344 An employee has filed a report against your middle ageism. 1.4581 0.04898 203 134 45 24
345 Well it makes a nice change from Hawaiian shirt Friday. 1.4578 0.04953 166 103 50 13
346 Why, Mrs. Frobish? Because chivalry isn't dead. 1.4573 0.04545 199 124 59 16
347 It's a long day for a knight. 1.4567 0.04562 208 132 57 19
348 I’m here for the knight-shift. 1.4567 0.04761 208 136 49 23
349 Uh Bob, this contract clearly states Midlevel, not Medieval manager... 1.4565 0.05102 184 121 42 21
350 When I told the employment agency that we were looking for a ‘knight in shining armor’, I wasn’t speaking literally 1.4564 0.04833 195 126 49 20
351 How am I supposed to work at a square table? 1.4563 0.04844 206 136 46 24
352 First day back from Isolation? 1.4560 0.04758 193 123 52 18
353 Which variant is that for? 1.4551 0.05043 178 115 45 18
354 That's not what I meant by "more diversity at the office". 1.4551 0.05168 178 117 41 20
355 It worked against the plague. 1.4545 0.04493 231 151 55 25
356 It's KN-1395. 1.4545 0.05400 165 109 37 19
357 No, ma'am. I'm the knight shift. 1.4541 0.04437 229 148 58 23
358 You’re telling me I just got canned? 1.4532 0.04744 203 132 50 21
359 It's good, but is it ironclad? 1.4529 0.05147 170 110 43 17
360 I guess "Armani" got auto-corrected to "armor." And I just didn't want to make a fuss. 1.4524 0.04628 210 136 53 21
361 I'm prepared for any office backstabbing. 1.4523 0.04707 199 128 52 19
362 I have a few questions about the computer. 1.4522 0.05304 157 101 41 15
363 The King requests the honor of your budget on his desk by noon today 1.4520 0.05249 177 118 38 21
364 The company feels you've taken our mask policy a bit too far 1.4516 0.04750 217 145 46 26
365 Will Smith just arrived 1.4516 0.05059 186 123 42 21
366 We have an Old School management style here. 1.4516 0.04943 186 121 46 19
367 I'm still not going to call you Sir. 1.4514 0.05104 175 114 43 18
368 I dressed for the job I want. 1.4513 0.04491 195 124 56 15
369 Welcome to the knight shift. 1.4511 0.04922 184 119 47 18
370 I hate paper cuts. 1.4510 0.04571 204 130 56 18
371 At least they don't know I'm a woman. 1.4508 0.04755 193 124 51 18
372 You’ll have to wear it if you work with me on the knight shift. 1.4508 0.04698 193 123 53 17
373 My pronouns are thy and ye. 1.4507 0.04770 213 142 46 25
374 Sir, the staff are wondering if you need a can opener or a therapist? 1.4503 0.05614 151 102 31 18
375 the cleaners called they found the shield. 1.4497 0.04998 189 125 43 21
376 NONE SHALL PASS!!! but I can reschedule you for next week. 1.4497 0.05030 169 108 46 15
377 Yes, I'm manger of the complaint department. 1.4490 0.04757 196 127 50 19
378 This is ironclad. 1.4489 0.04752 176 110 53 13
379 Chivalry is dead so I took your comfy chair. 1.4487 0.05554 156 104 34 18
380 I am happy to report the threat of a hostile takeover is over, sir. 1.4486 0.04612 214 140 52 22
381 Let's just say you need a pretty thick skin around here. 1.4479 0.05305 163 107 39 17
382 I can see why they call you Lance 1.4478 0.04671 201 130 52 19
383 I can confirm what you're looking at here has been forged. 1.4478 0.04453 201 126 60 15
384 I understand you started out in the mail room. 1.4477 0.05669 172 121 25 26
385 You think you're the only one holding down the fort? 1.4474 0.04864 190 124 47 19
386 Guinevere called. She wants you to pick up some lox and bagels on your way home. 1.4474 0.04630 190 120 55 15
387 Masks are no longer required. 1.4472 0.04758 199 130 49 20
388 And they said I’d never meet my knight in shining armor at the office. 1.4469 0.04476 226 148 55 23
389 Although armor is not required for working in audit, it is suggested. 1.4467 0.04274 244 159 61 24
390 No, I don't want to see your sword! 1.4451 0.04896 182 118 47 17
391 They are transferring me to the complaint department. 1.4451 0.04957 182 119 45 18
392 Just move the joust to 4 o'clock. 1.4439 0.04444 205 130 59 16
393 I don't want to work on the knight shift! 1.4434 0.04493 212 137 56 19
394 Yes, as a matter of fact I do have a meeting with the Board of Directors today, how did you know? 1.4433 0.04733 194 126 50 18
395 Your four o'clock Joust has cancelled. 1.4433 0.04619 194 124 54 16
396 I think you misunderstood me when I told you I'm a night person. 1.4429 0.04524 210 136 55 19
397 I see you're ready for your interview at the Oscars 1.4420 0.04502 224 148 53 23
398 I get comp time for working the knight shift 1.4396 0.04954 182 120 44 18
399 And on Casual Fridays I wear a t-shirt and jeans underneath. 1.4396 0.05075 182 122 40 20
400 I'm afraid your performance review incorrectly spelled mettle. 1.4393 0.05007 173 113 44 16
401 We said you needed thicker skin. But this is just silly. 1.4390 0.04548 205 133 54 18
402 I don't think that will protect you against a cyber attack 1.4383 0.05176 162 106 41 15
403 I see on your resume that you searched for the Holy Grail, but never completed your dissertation. 1.4382 0.05219 178 121 36 21
404 Well,this explains the valiant steed in the first floor lobby 1.4379 0.05091 169 111 42 16
405 You're way over budget on PPE. 1.4378 0.04697 217 147 45 25
406 Sorry if I seem defensive. I get rattled easily. 1.4375 0.05222 160 107 37 16
407 We ran out of masks. 1.4375 0.04945 176 124 32 20
408 I've been promoted to medieval management. 1.4375 0.05297 160 106 38 16
409 Tell me about your volunteer work - it says “Knights of Columbus” here… 1.4371 0.05135 167 110 41 16
410 In the Human Resources Department, you either develop a thick skin or dress accordingly. 1.4368 0.04985 174 114 44 16
411 The morning joust is off and the roundtable is now on Zoom. 1.4363 0.04769 204 137 45 22
412 I always just thought it was a Zoom filter… 1.4362 0.05122 188 129 36 23
413 Pam, I think we could all agree those hoop earrings are a little tacky. 1.4360 0.05354 172 118 33 21
414 I was wrong. It seems the pen IS mightier. 1.4358 0.04820 179 116 48 15
415 What's wrong with my horse and castle expenses? 1.4356 0.04926 163 108 41 14
416 They didn't tell you the knight shift doesn't start until 10pm? 1.4356 0.04303 225 152 53 20
417 What makes you think our HR practices are medieval? 1.4346 0.04664 191 124 51 16
418 We’re just requesting a face mask, the armor is optional. 1.4343 0.04874 198 134 42 22
419 I hope you made this brief ironclad. 1.4343 0.04433 198 126 58 14
420 I guess you didn't understand what it meant when we assigned you to the night shift. 1.4343 0.04603 198 129 52 17
421 I don't think this is what they meant by PPE. 1.4341 0.04800 205 139 43 23
422 Can't you wear SPF 40 like regular people? 1.4341 0.04762 182 118 49 15
423 Larry told you I’m an adjuster? Dear lady, I am a jouster. 1.4335 0.05328 173 119 33 21
424 The mask mandate has been lifted and I'd love to know who you are. 1.4332 0.04672 187 121 51 15
425 I’m ready for my 3pm with Mr. Pinkett Smith 1.4321 0.05389 162 110 34 18
426 I seem to recall the tables at my last job being a bit... rounder. 1.4320 0.04579 206 136 51 19
427 I was told that knight school expenses are reimbursable. 1.4318 0.06196 132 92 23 17
428 Just add in 'Storming The Castle', and we're good. 1.4314 0.05227 153 100 40 13
429 I had to provide my own PPE 1.4314 0.04714 204 137 46 21
430 This meeting doesn't need to be combative 1.4311 0.04915 167 108 46 13
431 Any experience in hostile takeovers? 1.4311 0.05269 167 113 36 18
432 It’s been a hard days knight. 1.4308 0.04927 195 133 40 22
433 For your next quest, the copier is jammed again. 1.4304 0.05415 158 107 34 17
434 We’re launching a hostile takeover of White Castle. 1.4303 0.05520 165 115 29 21
435 Send in the dragons Abby 1.4294 0.05433 163 112 32 19
436 Mr. Rock, are you ready to see Will Smith, now? 1.4286 0.05341 175 122 31 22
437 No, just filling in today... I usually work the Knight shift. 1.4286 0.05677 133 90 30 13
438 It's company policy. ACME ARMOR human resources and marketing employees must wear the uniform. The helmet is optional. If you get the job, you will be measured and fitted. Your armor is provided at no cost, and it will be kept in your office. 1.4259 0.05166 162 108 39 15
439 Sorry, no, we're not buying you a round table. 1.4258 0.04527 209 139 51 19
440 I meant to brace yourself emotionally, Steven. You’re being fired. 1.4258 0.05009 155 100 44 11
441 It will be a relief to remove it after I'm done with the layoffs. 1.4251 0.04760 167 107 49 11
442 Frankly, you are too tin skinned. 1.4248 0.05302 153 102 37 14
443 ‘He embarrassed me in front of the team, Linda. So let’s see if the pen is indeed mightier than the sword!’ 1.4247 0.05397 146 97 36 13
444 Call down and have my horse ready. 1.4242 0.05097 165 110 40 15
445 The N95 just not enough for you? 1.4241 0.04830 191 131 40 20
446 I always work the knight shift. 1.4239 0.05197 184 129 32 23
447 I work better on a round table. 1.4236 0.04236 203 129 62 12
448 Why would I know anything about a lance going through the copier? 1.4233 0.04866 189 128 42 19
449 And you're willing to work knight shifts? 1.4227 0.04365 194 130 49 15
450 Another siege that could have been an email. 1.4222 0.04790 180 119 46 15
451 So, is Will Smith your next client? 1.4219 0.04866 192 133 38 21
452 HR thinks you're not really Wilson. 1.4217 0.05000 166 110 42 14
453 In the job description, I thought 'knight shift position' was an autocorrect error. 1.4211 0.05324 152 102 36 14
454 I have an iron deficiency 1.4207 0.04968 164 108 43 13
455 Jason, I hate to be the one to break this to you, but around here the only jousting we do is verbal. 1.4200 0.05030 150 97 43 10
456 Nothing else fits me anymore. 1.4200 0.05374 150 101 35 14
457 Do you need more oil? 1.4194 0.05248 155 104 37 14
458 So that's a ham on rye with mustard and a can of WD 40 1.4178 0.05477 146 99 33 14
459 Ready to slay some dragons, eh, George? 1.4176 0.05255 170 118 33 19
460 I know we don't have a dress code any longer, but it's raining today and you could rust. 1.4176 0.04618 182 119 50 13
461 And you're comfortable working knights? 1.4171 0.04789 199 137 41 21
462 A raise? Surely you joust. 1.4167 0.04975 180 123 39 18
463 I'm preparing for a hostile takeover. 1.4167 0.05377 156 107 33 16
464 Why do you think I'm being unnecessarily defensive? 1.4161 0.05328 161 111 33 17
465 Working two jobs is the only way I can keep the castle 1.4150 0.04499 200 146 36 18
466 Would you like to know how I broke through the glass ceiling? 1.4145 0.05479 152 105 31 16
467 No Bob, this isn't what I meant when I complained that chivalry was dead. 1.4140 0.05195 157 106 37 14
468 More important than being a mail clerk, can you joust? 1.4121 0.04862 165 109 44 12
469 What, this old thing? 1.4118 0.05897 119 80 29 10
470 I accept all forms of payment including cash, credit cards and conquered lands. 1.4118 0.05207 153 103 37 13
471 Good resume, but we are looking for a knight in shining armor. 1.4113 0.05611 141 97 30 14
472 Have you thought of just getting vaccinated? 1.4113 0.05840 124 84 29 11
473 You try working the claims rejection desk for a few weeks and we'll see what your wearing. 1.4111 0.04843 180 122 42 16
474 They are transferring me to our Camelot office? Why?” 1.4111 0.05093 180 126 34 20
475 Inside, I’m a softie. 1.4110 0.05886 146 105 22 19
476 No I’m sorry I don’t have any oil on me. 1.4110 0.04220 219 145 58 16
477 You could ditch that armor, you know, if you'd just stop using Reply All all the time. 1.4103 0.04689 195 133 44 18
478 I’m a freelancer. 1.4101 0.04881 178 121 41 16
479 My mistake, I thought the position was for the night shift. 1.4101 0.05009 178 123 37 18
480 Just another friendly reminder that masks aren’t required in the office… but do whatever makes you feel comfortable. 1.4099 0.05173 161 110 36 15
481 Do you prefer 'man in a can' or 'mite in shining armor'? 1.4096 0.05273 166 116 32 18
482 I’m sorry Sir, but in 2022 it’s considered harassment to require me to work knights. 1.4094 0.05130 149 99 39 11
483 I am sorry Sir, that does not meet our masking requirements. 1.4094 0.05224 171 120 32 19
484 Yes, I went to knight school. 1.4091 0.05177 176 124 32 20
485 The ad should have read: must be willing to work nights. 1.4091 0.04637 198 135 45 18
486 It sounds like you are saying "oil can". 1.4091 0.05886 132 92 26 14
487 The stables just called. It seems your horse's warranty has expired. 1.4091 0.05014 154 102 41 11
488 It's vintage. 1.4091 0.04928 154 101 43 10
489 Mr. Stevens called from the hospital, he said verbal jousting only from now on. 1.4091 0.05479 132 88 34 10
490 You’ll find me hard to really get to know. 1.4091 0.05479 132 88 34 10
491 I oversee all mergers and inquisitions. 1.4085 0.04801 164 108 45 11
492 The front office called. You're wanted at the round table. 1.4085 0.05104 164 112 37 15
493 Just get the booster. 1.4085 0.05030 164 111 39 14
494 I’m jousting for a promotion. 1.4078 0.04987 179 124 37 18
495 Yes, the expense for the cod piece is absolutely necessary 1.4076 0.05419 157 110 30 17
496 Sir, your horse is parked in the red zone. 1.4074 0.04919 162 108 42 12
497 I'm ready to go over your performance review. 1.4074 0.05148 162 111 36 15
498 From Middle Ages to middle management. 1.4074 0.05507 162 116 26 20
499 Sorry Ms. Brown, you're not eligible to receive your suit until you've been here six months. 1.4071 0.05450 140 95 33 12
500 Different century. Same message. 1.4070 0.04727 199 138 41 20
501 Catherine, reserve the Round Table Room for our meeting tomorrow. 1.4070 0.04335 199 131 55 13
502 The worst part about returning to the office is getting through security. 1.4067 0.05275 150 102 35 13
503 Describe a difficult situation and how you handled it. 1.4065 0.06091 123 86 24 13
504 I have a union meeting this morning and a shareholder meeting this afternoon, why do you ask? 1.4062 0.05116 160 109 37 14
505 What? It’s laundry day. 1.4056 0.05547 143 99 30 14
506 I preferred the Round Table but the others all work from home now, so… 1.4051 0.05082 158 107 38 13
507 If you could find the Holy Grail, you can find 10 percent to cut from your budget. 1.4045 0.04940 178 125 35 18
508 Coffee and a straw? 1.4044 0.05657 136 94 29 13
509 I’m just the knight clerk 1.4041 0.05196 146 98 37 11
510 I’m sorry but I can no longer work the knight shift 1.4038 0.05363 156 109 31 16
511 Now you want a round desk. We should have just let you work from home. 1.4038 0.05127 156 106 37 13
512 Corporate is sending you on a quest. Do you accept? 1.4026 0.05334 154 107 32 15
513 HR wants to see you. 1.4024 0.04948 164 111 40 13
514 ...and I am also going to need a trebuchet. 1.4016 0.05943 127 89 25 13
515 Temp or Templar? 1.4015 0.05718 137 96 27 14
516 The real question is... where is your armor? 1.4014 0.05388 142 97 33 12
517 I don’t know where these rumors of a hostile takeover are coming from, why do you ask? 1.4014 0.05168 147 99 37 11
518 Don't worry I'm also wearing an N95 mask. 1.4014 0.05168 147 99 37 11
519 We still social distance here, two squares forward and one to the side. 1.4000 0.04766 180 123 42 15
520 Frank, it's casual Friday. Not casualty Friday. 1.4000 0.04980 155 104 40 11
521 Hello. I have a 3 o'clock appointment with King Arthur. 1.4000 0.04848 165 111 42 12
522 Gary, I told you you’d be working the NIGHT shift. 1.4000 0.05441 140 96 32 12
523 Yes, jousting is on my expense report. It was a short-lived team building exercise. 1.4000 0.06354 110 77 22 11
524 I'm still not calling you Sir 1.4000 0.05737 130 90 28 12
525 Accounting says the square table in the boardroom is perfectly fine. 1.4000 0.04932 145 95 42 8
526 I hate the Knight shift. 1.3988 0.05076 168 117 35 16
527 Lloyd, HR respectfully suggests you just get vaccinated. 1.3988 0.05040 163 112 37 14
528 I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but I really love your outfit! 1.3988 0.05040 163 114 34 15
529 It's a memo explaining the difference between a middle manager and a medieval manager. 1.3987 0.04995 158 107 39 12
530 So, I see you filed a complaint about unwanted touching.... 1.3975 0.05380 161 115 28 18
531 It was a hostile takeover 1.3974 0.04785 156 103 44 9
532 The requisition for a round table shouldn’t be a problem, it’s the catapult that may be harder to explain. 1.3974 0.05405 151 106 30 15
533 It’s just a paper cut Lance. 1.3973 0.05366 146 101 32 13
534 Great week Marge, but in this office we say "my liege". 1.3973 0.05453 146 102 30 14
535 I'm told that this armor will help me when I make it to the glass ceiling. 1.3972 0.05593 141 99 28 14
536 It says here you can work knights? 1.3971 0.04397 209 143 49 17
537 As a matter if fact I AM looking for a night job. 1.3969 0.05598 131 90 30 11
538 Are you available to work knights? 1.3966 0.06229 116 82 22 12
539 My other suit is at the cleaners 1.3964 0.06041 111 76 26 9
540 I’m guessing you’re going for the ‘renaissance man’ vibe. 1.3964 0.05620 111 73 32 6
541 Try to fit in the marketing meeting after my two o'clock siege. 1.3961 0.05164 154 106 35 13
542 It's an interesting strategy. But remember, my moves are somewhat limited. 1.3955 0.05299 134 90 35 9
543 I think work from home lasted a little too long. 1.3955 0.05607 134 93 29 12
544 I’m sorry, I don’t have time. There’s a dragon in accounting breathing down my neck. 1.3953 0.05438 129 87 33 9
545 I hate performance review time. 1.3952 0.04950 167 115 38 14
546 So anytime you do an IRS audit of a mob member this is what you'll wear. 1.3952 0.05819 124 86 27 11
547 I hear you've been transferred to the Knight Shift. 1.3949 0.05250 157 113 29 15
548 I said I needed a new armoire 1.3949 0.05012 157 107 38 12
549 And finally, how do you feel about working knights? 1.3949 0.04258 195 129 55 11
550 Defensive, inflexible, and we don't see eye to eye. 1.3947 0.06182 114 80 23 11
551 your move. 1.3945 0.06388 109 77 21 11
552 the king is on line 1 1.3942 0.05319 137 93 34 10
553 I didn't know we had a knight shift. 1.3938 0.05101 160 111 35 14
554 I'm sorry to say that jousting has been removed from the meeting agenda. 1.3935 0.05055 155 106 37 12
555 So you are still working the knight shift? 1.3935 0.05137 155 107 35 13
556 Your horse was in my space again. 1.3932 0.06064 117 82 24 11
557 You may be taking the "gatekeeper" part of your job description a little too literally. 1.3932 0.05942 117 81 26 10
558 One suggestion Galahad— change 'pillaging and looting' to 'standard business practices'. 1.3931 0.05475 145 102 29 14
559 You must be the fella to see for a quote on aluminum siding" 1.3929 0.05335 140 96 33 11
560 I am sorry mam,we only have openings for the knight shift. 1.3923 0.04738 181 125 41 15
561 How many times do I have to tell you,Craig? The armor is not protecting you from cyber attacks. You need to stop clicking on those links. 1.3919 0.05131 148 104 33 11
562 Guinevere, this contract is iron clad! 1.3919 0.05131 148 101 36 11
563 Any experience getting a sword out of a stone? 1.3913 0.06261 115 82 21 12
564 I think you're confused about working nights. 1.3913 0.04682 184 127 42 15
565 I’m sorry I’m late. The moat slowed me down. 1.3910 0.05211 133 89 36 8
566 Don’t worry, I’m wearing an N95 mask. 1.3902 0.04856 164 112 40 12
567 Yes, this is the complaint department. 1.3895 0.04840 172 119 39 14
568 Don’t ask me how I’ll drink it, just get me a coffee. 1.3894 0.06584 113 83 16 14
569 Everything else was at the drycleaner's. 1.3884 0.05794 121 84 27 10
570 I misread the dress code memo. 1.3882 0.04944 152 103 39 10
571 Just pour it in the spout. 1.3881 0.05495 134 93 30 11
572 Who cares about your computer skills. How are you with a brillo pad? 1.3879 0.04676 165 111 44 10
573 It is a list of things I ‘d liked changed, starting with the shape of this table. 1.3875 0.05093 160 112 34 14
574 I’m jousting after work today. 1.3873 0.05274 142 98 33 11
575 What do you mean antiquated? Windows XP works doesn't it? 1.3871 0.05806 124 87 26 11
576 Remember, Bill, it's called an acquisition, not a "siege". 1.3867 0.05333 150 106 30 14
577 Holdeth my calls. 1.3866 0.05980 119 84 24 11
578 All this mail must be wearing you out Sir 1.3865 0.04713 163 116 34 13
579 Did you not say we were jousting for this promotion? 1.3860 0.05361 114 75 34 5
580 I'm told you've been seeking new challenges. 1.3860 0.05779 114 78 28 8
581 My moat is always open. 1.3857 0.05514 140 99 28 13
582 When they said they wanted you to work the night shift, this is not what they meant. 1.3852 0.06098 122 88 21 13
583 You need to have a thick skin around here. 1.3851 0.04938 148 100 39 9
584 Sir, I hate to tell you this but your horse pooped in the hall again. 1.3851 0.05468 148 106 27 15
585 You heard me say we’d have to work knights and weekends… 1.3851 0.04831 161 115 34 12
586 I’m told you have some questions about our masking policy. 1.3851 0.04795 174 121 39 14
587 Well I don’t feel middle aged. 1.3846 0.05150 143 98 35 10
588 HR claims I was hired medieval, not mid-level. 1.3846 0.04821 169 117 39 13
589 When I said the manager was a dragon, I wasn’t being literal. 1.3846 0.05802 117 81 27 9
590 Just in case will smith stops by. 1.3846 0.05715 130 92 26 12
591 I usually work the Knight shift, which is why I have not been at the table... 1.3841 0.05073 164 119 29 16
592 Sir, your 'mail' arrived but I will need your help carrying it in. 1.3841 0.05135 151 105 34 12
593 The Knight shift already? I sure I lost track of time. 1.3836 0.05258 146 102 32 12
594 Preparing for my Oscar presentation,if you must know. 1.3835 0.05720 133 95 25 13
595 I think you should be more open to new ideas. 1.3835 0.05620 133 94 27 12
596 Take this purchase order and get me a case of WD40 ASAP . 1.3833 0.06170 120 87 20 13
597 Did you say a case of COVID or a case of WD-40 1.3833 0.05123 180 132 27 21
598 Union unrest, Margaret. 1.3833 0.05574 120 82 30 8
599 Looks like it's going to be an all-knighter 1.3831 0.05063 154 107 35 12
600 I just didn't feel a mask was good enough 1.3827 0.04964 162 113 36 13
601 And art thou chaste? 1.3826 0.06368 115 84 18 13
602 Casual Friday today, not combat Monday. 1.3819 0.05025 144 105 27 12
603 It's 5:30, good knight. 1.3817 0.04879 186 134 33 19
604 I'm his first line of defense. 1.3817 0.05249 131 89 34 8
605 But your resume says nothing about moat maintenance. 1.3813 0.04926 160 111 37 12
606 My cars in the shop. I had to take the subway. 1.3810 0.05840 126 90 24 12
607 We're looking for a candidate proficient in Excelsior. 1.3810 0.05730 126 89 26 11
608 This IS my knight job. 1.3806 0.05036 155 108 35 12
609 When I said your work should be bulletproof this isn't what I meant. 1.3805 0.06070 113 80 23 10
610 No, I never get defensive. 1.3804 0.05015 163 115 34 14
611 I called Staples and Office Depot -- nobody has a round one. 1.3803 0.05357 142 100 30 12
612 Yes, I am glad to be back in the office. You?" 1.3797 0.04968 158 110 36 12
613 I'm about to go pill my cat. 1.3790 0.05793 124 88 25 11
614 Oh yeah, I’ve got the best moat guy! 1.3788 0.05327 132 91 32 9
615 The impending takeover is expected to be hostile. 1.3786 0.05503 140 100 27 13
616 Do you know where they put the can opener 1.3778 0.05450 135 95 29 11
617 Don't worry, it's just until we get through this medieval period. 1.3778 0.05243 135 93 33 9
618 Sam from legal didn't hold the elevator for me. I hear you're the guy to talk to. 1.3776 0.06241 98 68 23 7
619 We take Covid -19 very serious around here! 1.3775 0.04481 151 99 47 5
620 We are looking for someone with a little more mettle. 1.3774 0.04694 159 108 42 9
621 Galahad can't just keep bringing back maidens and charging back the second rental horse. Get him up here! 1.3769 0.05702 130 93 25 12
622 Your horse just got towed, again. 1.3769 0.05806 130 94 23 13
623 Oh my, is it tax season already? 1.3767 0.05064 146 101 35 10
624 I’d expect this level of work from a squire, but not you. 1.3765 0.04717 162 111 41 10
625 Please call the parking attendant and have him bring me my horse. 1.3761 0.05498 109 73 31 5
626 HR would like to discuss your interviewing techniques, Mr. Hardesy. 1.3759 0.05807 133 97 22 14
627 Just because you are from human services doesn't mean you need to know if I consider myself male or female. 1.3758 0.04900 149 105 34 10
628 Isn’t this Armor Friday? 1.3750 0.05347 152 110 27 15
629 I'll see what I can do, but dragon-slaying requests are due at 4:00 pm sharp. 1.3750 0.05387 144 103 28 13
630 Are you jousting? 1.3750 0.06042 120 87 21 12
631 How are your sword skills?" 1.3750 0.05417 136 96 29 11
632 I was talking about emotional armor. 1.3750 0.04753 168 117 39 12
633 Your 9:00 quest is here. 1.3740 0.04887 131 89 36 6
634 It's Friday, would it kill you to wear a tunic? 1.3740 0.06043 123 90 20 13
635 And for what purpose have you requisitioned a can opener? 1.3740 0.05702 123 87 26 10
636 We need to talk about your last expense report. 1.3733 0.05054 150 105 34 11
637 I'm sick of people saying I'm defensive. 1.3732 0.04958 142 97 37 8
638 Yes, I did work the knight shift. What tipped you off? 1.3730 0.05826 126 91 23 12
639 Now this is what I call an iron-clad legal defense. 1.3729 0.05619 118 82 28 8
640 If Ron can wear sweatpants I can wear this. 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
641 Miss Brown, I see this is your third violation for not wearing the required personal protective equipment. 1.3727 0.04812 161 112 38 11
642 You looked better in white satin. 1.3724 0.05265 145 103 30 12
643 Casual Friday. 1.3723 0.05181 137 95 33 9
644 Lately your chivalry has fallen below our company's standards. 1.3717 0.05213 113 75 34 4
645 Research says face KN95's really work. 1.3712 0.05313 132 92 31 9
646 Yes, I’m from HR. And, no, that won’t protect you. 1.3711 0.04932 159 112 35 12
647 Sorry, we're hiring damsels and wenches. 1.3710 0.05891 124 90 22 12
648 I requested a round table for my office. 1.3710 0.05547 124 87 28 9
649 So, you're the new guy from the mail room? 1.3707 0.05548 116 80 29 7
650 We received another complaint that your management style is too old fashioned. 1.3706 0.04621 143 100 36 7
651 I usually work from home. 1.3704 0.05123 135 93 34 8
652 This isn’t how you protect your computer from Trojan horses, sir. 1.3704 0.05823 108 75 26 7
653 We get it, you did you junior year abroad. 1.3704 0.05335 135 95 30 10
654 Your resume looks great, but as a black woman, you need a thick skin to work here. 1.3704 0.05538 135 97 26 12
655 Boss told me I was too thin-skinned. 1.3701 0.04848 127 84 39 4
656 Call me M’Lady one more time, and I’m going to H.R. 1.3700 0.05801 100 68 27 5
657 And your preferred pronouns? 1.3699 0.05235 146 104 30 12
658 Your co-workers feel you're a little guarded around them. 1.3696 0.05047 138 95 35 8
659 There’s a Mr Merlin here to see you. 1.3696 0.05252 138 97 31 10
660 Yes I am the Principal, why? 1.3694 0.05713 111 77 27 7
661 Actuarial Errantry is not a thing, Norman. 1.3692 0.05583 130 93 26 11
662 You can tell me, Ms Roberts, I’m like a steel trap. 1.3692 0.05793 130 95 22 13
663 It was a real battle to get into work today. 1.3689 0.05232 122 83 33 6
664 So the round table is still unavailable? 1.3689 0.05484 122 85 29 8
665 I am now prepared for the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. Send my lawyer in." 1.3681 0.04602 163 112 42 9
666 So,you're the new guy on the knight shift? 1.3676 0.05093 136 94 34 8
667 I don't know why anyone would say I was thin-skinned. 1.3676 0.05093 136 96 31 9
668 No more Mr. Nice Guy. 1.3675 0.05771 117 83 25 9
669 Did you forget it's casual Friday? 1.3675 0.05897 117 84 23 10
670 Please stop dressing like you’re still working from home. 1.3672 0.05419 128 90 29 9
671 That's not the malware protection we meant. 1.3667 0.05909 120 87 22 11
672 HR said if you're vaxed and boosted masks are optional. 1.3667 0.04862 150 104 37 9
673 No ma'am. You need that next desk. I'm only the knight manager. 1.3667 0.05667 120 85 26 9
674 Why do I get the feeling I'm about to be fired? 1.3662 0.05143 142 100 32 10
675 Surely you joust. 1.3661 0.06213 112 82 19 11
676 And lastly, as to your pronouns, do you prefer “my liege” or “m’lady”? 1.3661 0.05812 112 79 25 8
677 I'm going to be here all knight. 1.3659 0.05448 123 86 29 8
678 I understand you are presenting the Oscar for Best Actor tonight. 1.3657 0.05854 134 100 19 15
679 It’s my middle age crisis. 1.3656 0.06264 93 65 22 6
680 And can you get me a can of oil, and not any of this foreign oil 1.3651 0.05589 126 90 26 10
681 Doth ye notice anything different about me ? 1.3651 0.05357 126 88 30 8
682 Tell me. What’s your distress? 1.3650 0.05167 137 96 32 9
683 Well, “Beth from HR”, perhaps I left it blank for a reason. How would you like it if I asked which year YOU were born in? 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
684 Well, didn't you say I should work the knight shift? 1.3643 0.05190 140 99 31 10
685 Shall we begin your performance review? 1.3636 0.05076 132 91 34 7
686 It makes you look ten years younger, sir. 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
687 This was the only clean suit I had left. 1.3636 0.05589 110 76 28 6
688 So you're saying mead is unallowable on the travel reimbursement? 1.3636 0.04917 143 99 36 8
689 I do miss working from castle. 1.3636 0.05016 143 100 34 9
690 Damsels are down 37%, and there were no dragons in Q1. 1.3631 0.05124 157 114 29 14
691 Add our usual boilerplate at the beginning. 1.3628 0.06037 113 82 21 10
692 My chair squeaks. 1.3628 0.05905 113 81 23 9
693 There's not a round table in Conference Room B either. 1.3626 0.06904 91 67 15 9
694 If you're that worried about being back in the office, just wear an N-95. 1.3626 0.06351 91 64 21 6
695 Yes…your salary is medieval…do you think I wear this outfit for fun? 1.3624 0.04968 149 105 34 10
696 Great! I send you out for WD-40 and you come back with 3 in 1 oil. 1.3624 0.04876 149 104 36 9
697 What makes you think I don't welcome criticism? 1.3623 0.05033 138 96 34 8
698 So, you got demoted from the round circle to the hopeless rectangle? 1.3623 0.05339 138 99 28 11
699 "Thank goodness for casual Friday- chain mail is way more comfortable." 1.3623 0.04926 138 95 36 7
700 I read here that you have nerves of steel. 1.3622 0.05204 127 88 32 7
701 I'm actually wearing it to protect you. 1.3622 0.04830 127 87 35 5
702 An anonymous employee complained that company culture is combative and old-fashioned. 1.3617 0.05829 94 64 26 4
703 Must be performance review day. 1.3615 0.05461 130 96 23 11
704 Can you tell me a little more about your experience with trebuchets? 1.3613 0.05563 119 84 27 8
705 Thick skin isn’t enough for this job. 1.3613 0.05563 119 84 27 8
706 According to the CDC it's my option 1.3611 0.06094 108 78 21 9
707 I see on your resume you are willing to work a knight shift. 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
708 I said ‘Work at Night’! 1.3609 0.05156 133 93 32 8
709 What do you mean, "...and from the waist down?"? 1.3607 0.05468 122 86 28 8
710 Oh great...the building entrance is getting metal detectors! 1.3600 0.06594 100 74 16 10
711 For months, everyone thought this was my Zoom avatar. 1.3600 0.06280 100 72 20 8
712 If I may, sir, oval might be a better fit. 1.3600 0.05495 125 89 27 9
713 You can threaten to throw down both gauntlets, I'm still resigning. 1.3600 0.06439 100 73 18 9
714 Expecting a rough review? 1.3596 0.05727 114 81 25 8
715 It's fine, you can go. I'll handle the knight shift...again. 1.3595 0.04961 153 109 33 11
716 Call me “sir”. 1.3592 0.05830 103 72 25 6
717 Did you get me my oil? 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
718 Shall I make reservations for tonight at the Round Table? 1.3588 0.05533 131 95 25 11
719 A can opener, a very large can opener! 1.3587 0.07180 92 70 11 11
720 No, sir, I did not hear about a resurgence of the plague. 1.3585 0.05872 106 75 24 7
721 I’m sensing some defensiveness here. 1.3581 0.05339 148 109 25 14
722 I applied for the night shift... 1.3581 0.04890 148 104 35 9
723 Cancel the meeting. I can't see them now. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
724 Sorry, Sir. Did you want your lance or your lunch? 1.3578 0.06186 109 80 19 10
725 I see eliminating waste has become a real crusade. 1.3577 0.05307 123 86 30 7
726 I don't care what legal says, this agreement is iron clad. I should know, I wrote it myself! 1.3571 0.04934 154 110 33 11
727 I also have a Masters in Chivalry and am trained in broadaxe combat and strategies of the trebuchet. 1.3571 0.06686 98 73 15 10
728 Of course I can handle criticism. 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
729 Surely you joust …….? 1.3566 0.05138 129 92 29 8
730 Can I see your vaccine id? 1.3566 0.05590 129 94 24 11
731 Do you have King Arthur's email? 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
732 The co-op board called again. We need to do something about the moat. 1.3558 0.06098 104 75 21 8
733 —no I meant, do you surf? 1.3556 0.05306 135 97 28 10
734 ”Please, Sir, may I have a chair? 1.3556 0.06944 90 67 14 9
735 I'm being sacked? 1.3556 0.06762 90 68 13 9
736 Boss, I'm tired of working the knight shift. 1.3554 0.05852 121 89 21 11
737 The dermatologist told me not to scratch it. 1.3554 0.05611 121 87 25 9
738 I don't think that's what's meant by PPE 1.3554 0.05733 121 88 23 10
739 In this, sticks and stones REALLY can't break my bones. 1.3553 0.04612 152 105 40 7
740 Could you get me a straw with that please ? 1.3551 0.05673 107 75 26 6
741 Around here, we take personal safety seriously. 1.3551 0.05013 107 73 31 3
742 It's good to finally feel normal. 1.3548 0.05748 124 91 22 11
743 I think I have a fridge magnet stuck under my collar. 1.3545 0.06001 110 80 21 9
744 Can you help me understand your report? I’ve been working from home for awhile and I’m a bit rusty. 1.3545 0.06001 110 80 21 9
745 Please let me know when everyone has reviewed the new Chivalry and Valor policy. 1.3543 0.05306 127 90 29 8
746 Tell Bitterman in Accounting I challenge him to a joust over his refusal to accept my travel receipts. 1.3543 0.05306 127 90 29 8
747 Your request to wear armor was approved, but having a separate rest room was denied” 1.3543 0.05758 127 94 21 12
748 Just CC me on the chain mail. 1.3540 0.05611 113 80 26 7
749 Cancel my afternoon calls. I'm going to get a few jousts in. 1.3540 0.05750 113 81 24 8
750 I'm dreaming the impossible dream. 1.3540 0.05468 113 79 28 6
751 Don't worry, I've been knighted and boosted. 1.3535 0.06144 99 71 21 7
752 He's in with the jester right now. 1.3534 0.05511 116 82 27 7
753 Yes Mr Smith, "knight shift". Very funny. Now take it off and get on with your work please. 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
754 Your desk is at the round table just to your right with Lance. 1.3529 0.06017 102 73 22 7
755 It’s just in case of a hostile takeover. 1.3529 0.05853 102 72 24 6
756 Well Ms. Burns, how do you know it was MY horse that made a mess in the parking garage? 1.3529 0.05796 119 87 22 10
757 You can’t fire me. I’ve already been canned. 1.3529 0.06154 119 90 16 13
758 I am signing my email “knighty-knight” and I don't want to hear one thing about it. 1.3529 0.05685 102 71 26 5
759 I've got mail. 1.3525 0.04774 139 102 28 9
760 It says I've been transferred to knight shift. 1.3525 0.04882 139 97 35 7
761 Your boss has decided to allow you to continue working from home. 1.3523 0.06268 88 62 21 5
762 No, you can't expnse a round desk. 1.3520 0.05237 125 88 30 7
763 I told you, Jerry, it's NOT a HOSTILE takeover. 1.3519 0.05929 108 78 22 8
764 I get it—Another bad hair day. 1.3519 0.06074 108 79 20 9
765 It's an effort to bring chivalry back to the workplace. 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
766 Welcome back, you may be a little rusty. 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
767 You're telling me that in a city the size of New York you can't find six fire-throwing catapults? 1.3516 0.05500 128 93 25 10
768 Yeah…when HR said they wanted to see your mettle…uh… 1.3509 0.05570 114 81 26 7
769 Sorry, but 'Medieval Monday' isn't helping office morale. 1.3505 0.06395 97 71 18 8
770 The mask mandate has been lifted, sir. 1.3500 0.04854 140 98 35 7
771 It’s a reprimand from HR for sword fighting in the men’s room. 1.3500 0.05378 120 85 28 7
772 ...and the horse you rode in on. 1.3500 0.05876 120 89 20 11
773 And please, call me sir. 1.3500 0.04747 140 99 34 7
774 I feel like that last battle could have been an email. 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
775 I save a bundle on dry cleaning. 1.3500 0.06256 100 73 19 8
776 You were expecting a round table? 1.3500 0.05246 120 84 30 6
777 It's nice to be back from 're-moat' work. 1.3497 0.05086 143 105 27 11
778 What I applied for was a "night job". 1.3496 0.05535 123 89 25 9
779 Have you considered mediation? 1.3496 0.05288 123 90 25 8
780 You're mansplaining again, Brian, and stop calling me squire. 1.3495 0.06279 103 76 18 9
781 Your horse left you nice gift in the parking lot. 1.3491 0.06001 106 77 21 8
782 No, I get it. No judgements. My husband goes to work in a tunic. 1.3491 0.06149 106 78 19 9
783 I was in mail, but I’m better suited for this job. 1.3491 0.06149 106 78 19 9
784 Sir, I don't know HR's policy on nicknames, but I will not be answering to the Black Death. 1.3488 0.05464 129 94 25 10
785 I'm ready, Marian. Send in the auditors. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
786 Tim when I said we’re being sacked that’s not what I meant. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
787 I’m in the witness protection program. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
788 I said "chain mail", not "email." 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
789 Aren’t you taking an abundance of caution a bit too far? 1.3478 0.05390 115 81 28 6
790 Takes more than a thick skin for this job. 1.3478 0.06454 92 67 18 7
791 Dress for the job you want 1.3475 0.05433 118 84 27 7
792 I think you misunderstood the night shift arrangements…. 1.3475 0.05819 118 87 21 10
793 The health insurance isn't great, but we have an ingenious new method to stop communicable diseases. 1.3474 0.06483 95 70 17 8
794 I am ready for my 10 o'clock. So very ready. 1.3472 0.04759 144 101 36 7
795 And you have that roundtable discussion at three. 1.3471 0.05715 121 89 22 10
796 How are you with high-stress situations? 1.3471 0.05341 121 86 28 7
797 The new cybersecurity guidelines are pretty extreme 1.3469 0.04984 147 106 31 10
798 Are you willing to work the Knight shift? 1.3468 0.05497 124 90 25 9
799 What do you think of "Knights of the Octagonal Table"? 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
800 What time is your meeting in the Dragon's Den? 1.3465 0.06042 101 73 21 7
801 I know you’re new here, Mr. Wilson, but extremely cautious clothing day is Monday, not Friday. 1.3465 0.05742 127 95 20 12
802 Since this if your first day I should let you know that my pronouns are thou, thee and thine. 1.3462 0.05429 130 95 25 10
803 No water. No coffee. No tea. I rust my case. 1.3462 0.06227 104 77 18 9
804 The guy in the mail room wants his uniform back. 1.3462 0.05852 130 99 17 14
805 Not unmotivated. Just scared to plug the computer in. 1.3458 0.05804 107 77 23 7
806 I'm not getting any more paper cuts. 1.3455 0.05393 110 77 28 5
807 When I asked for the night manager I think they misunderstood 1.3455 0.06118 110 82 18 10
808 Sir, your 2 o'clock duel is here 1.3452 0.06448 84 60 19 5
809 HR thinks you come off as defensive. 1.3452 0.07284 84 64 11 9
810 I know they call me the "Dragon Lady", but this is a bit much! 1.3451 0.05999 113 84 19 10
811 The Community Theatre is doing Spamalot. 1.3451 0.05446 113 80 27 6
812 Hello madam, And welcome to the Knightshift. 1.3451 0.05002 142 102 31 9
813 I heard you were thick-skinned. 1.3448 0.05757 116 85 22 9
814 You really need to spend some time in the Mail room. 1.3448 0.05121 145 106 28 11
815 Sorry, I'm just filling in today. The person who's usually here just has a mild case of the Plague. 1.3448 0.06135 116 88 16 12
816 You're the new head of cybersecurity? 1.3445 0.05778 119 88 21 10
817 Do you think you might be taking this whole Covid mask mandate a bit too far sire? 1.3444 0.05946 90 63 23 4
818 Hark! A summons from HR. 1.3444 0.06734 90 67 15 8
819 Sorry, I don't do knight work. 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
820 Yes, I have twenty years experience with an oil can. 1.3443 0.05909 122 92 18 12
821 I just never get tired of the Gothic font. 1.3443 0.05909 122 92 18 12
822 The expense report you submitted for time traveling has been denied. 1.3441 0.06395 93 68 18 7
823 Oh look, it's my nightmare in shining armor. 1.3440 0.05914 125 95 17 13
824 They made me put this on when I told them I still had an AOL email address. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
825 Listen, people assume that just because I wear a suit of armor that suddenly I’m immune to the backstabbing. 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
826 Sure I fired flaming arrows at you yesterday— is that what this is about? 1.3434 0.06285 99 73 18 8
827 The negativity just bounces right off. 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
828 "Team-Building. We're jousting" 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
829 Alright Richard, suit yourself! 1.3426 0.05759 108 78 23 7
830 I'm noticing a lack of dragon slaying experience on your resume. 1.3425 0.04998 146 106 30 10
831 You do know that mask thing is over?! 1.3423 0.06070 111 83 18 10
832 I see you've been demoted from the Round Table, Steve. 1.3423 0.06070 111 83 18 10
833 I made a Jada joke. 1.3421 0.06082 114 86 17 11
834 Where are the "thees" and "thous" that I asked for? 1.3421 0.05261 114 80 29 5
835 Chivalry? I'd prefer a raise. 1.3421 0.05548 114 82 25 7
836 It’s actually quite comfortable unless I need to use the bathroom. 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
837 Glad to see you’re coming out of your shell. 1.3419 0.05842 117 87 20 10
838 Don’t quit your knight job. 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
839 In the old days this Restraining Order would have been enough. 1.3417 0.05857 120 90 19 11
840 Shall I suggest a virtual meeting with Mr. Smith? 1.3415 0.06989 82 61 14 7
841 I’m calling you Mr. Frahmlitz, not Sir anything.” 1.3415 0.05394 123 89 26 8
842 So… you’re Ms. Roberts. I am Mr. Knight. And yes, I take my name very seriously. 1.3415 0.05753 123 92 20 11
843 So what is your strong suit? 1.3413 0.05653 126 94 21 11
844 I prefer sir/thou pronouns thank you. 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
845 I was told you're in charge of the mail. 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
846 How are you at pulling swords from stones? 1.3413 0.05653 126 94 21 11
847 This is NOT what I thought personnel meant when they said “report for night shift” 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
848 Ma’am this is the Medieval Times. The New York Times is across the great hall. 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
849 A plague upon this fourth-quarter earnings report! 1.3411 0.05665 129 97 20 12
850 I told you, I am not working knights. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
851 Welcome to the Knight Shift...visors are optional 1.3409 0.05139 132 98 25 9
852 Is this a new Covid 'thing'? 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
853 I'm on knight shift. 1.3409 0.06836 88 66 14 8
854 Well, I know we dropped the mask requirement but my wife still wants me to use protection. 1.3407 0.04950 135 96 32 7
855 You might be taking our new masking policy a bit too far. 1.3407 0.05274 135 99 26 10
856 Surely you must be jousting 1.3407 0.05274 135 99 26 10
857 Profits are down 10% this quarter. I must be getting rusty. 1.3407 0.05274 135 99 26 10
858 Which one of us in this cartoon is talking? I can't see anyone's mouth moving! 1.3407 0.06851 91 69 13 9
859 I'm tired of being just another 'suit'. 1.3406 0.04986 138 99 31 8
860 Sorry I don't do requisitions. Just inquisitions. 1.3404 0.06857 94 72 12 10
861 It is in fact a typo, they're looking for mid-level management not medieval. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
862 I was just jousting. 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
863 Where’s your mask? 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
864 I hope one day I'll be a knight to remember. 1.3402 0.05461 97 67 27 3
865 great being back in the office right? 1.3400 0.06231 100 74 18 8
866 I've got chainmail 1.3400 0.06067 100 73 20 7
867 No, Janice, apparently I did not get the memo. 1.3400 0.06391 100 75 16 9
868 You realize that you have to start at the Page level? 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
869 I asked you to call me sire 1.3396 0.05826 106 77 22 7
870 - Rehearsing your Oscars monologue, I guess? 1.3394 0.06144 109 82 17 10
871 Now that social distancing is over, I've moved on to social jousting. 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
872 Not everyone is cut out for working the knight shift. 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
873 So it's a night job? 1.3387 0.04977 124 87 32 5
874 Legal still won't let us pillage Marketing, eh? 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
875 We asked you to come in at night, not come in as a knight! 1.3386 0.05502 127 94 23 10
876 Yes, I know I have mail. What about it? 1.3386 0.05502 127 94 23 10
877 Ask the bishop to slide in now. 1.3385 0.04951 130 92 32 6
878 Are you the new guy? Dress up day means no jeans... 1.3385 0.05070 130 96 26 8
879 Even the visor is optional now. 1.3383 0.04878 133 94 33 6
880 I Just Want To Be Prepared For My Performance Review. 1.3383 0.05217 133 100 23 10
881 Tell me again about "casual Friday." 1.3383 0.05325 133 98 25 10
882 You are not a knight in shining armor. You are the human resources officer. 1.3380 0.05182 142 105 26 11
883 Upper management wants your input on this potential hostile take-over, sir. 1.3380 0.05278 142 106 24 12
884 Put it in the Shall-Doeth file. 1.3378 0.05033 148 109 28 11
885 Sorry, sir, but we're all out of WD-40. 1.3373 0.06700 83 61 16 6
886 Yes, I did start out in the mail room. But how did you know? 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
887 I'm not a kid gloves kind of guy. 1.3371 0.06769 89 67 14 8
888 It would just make people around the office feel a bit more comfortable if you’d put pants on. 1.3371 0.06578 89 66 16 7
889 Since you've joined we haven't had any hostile takeovers. 1.3370 0.06424 92 68 17 7
890 Your 2:30 just arrived at the moat. 1.3368 0.06280 95 70 18 7
891 I've forgotten to pick up your dry cleaning again, haven't I sir? 1.3368 0.06280 95 70 18 7
892 Clearly, you’re not suited for this job. 1.3368 0.05913 95 68 22 5
893 You must be the new freelancer. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
894 I’ve been your assistant for three years. Isn’t it time to let down your guard? 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
895 I'm really better suited for the day shift. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
896 Let me guess - I’m on nights again this week. 1.3365 0.05223 104 75 25 4
897 Looks like an ironclad agreement to me! 1.3364 0.05368 110 78 27 5
898 Dress codes are history around here. 1.3364 0.05671 110 80 23 7
899 My wife won't iron my shirts any more. 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
900 I don't take flak from anyone. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
901 You know, you can't be the knight in shining armor at the office all the time. 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
902 I’m freelancing. 1.3361 0.05021 122 86 31 5
903 Is the contract iron-clad, sir? 1.3361 0.05021 122 86 31 5
904 Just call me Sir. 1.3358 0.05074 134 99 26 9
905 I know we always ask you, but can you work the knight shift? 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
906 I’m sorry, but I can’t work late tonight. The drawbridge closes at 5:00. 1.3357 0.05029 140 102 29 9
907 Don't tell me you ordered from White Castle again. 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
908 Do I look fat in this? 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
909 This must be my new page. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
910 Get out of town! You used to be a full time maid AND your name is Marion? 1.3333 0.05758 132 102 16 14
911 The dragon called, sir. He's got a scheduling conflict and can't make today's slaying. 1.3333 0.05521 126 94 22 10
912 You're not big on vulnerability, are you? 1.3333 0.05634 126 95 20 11
913 This is my no one in this department is getting a raise outfit. 1.3333 0.07252 84 65 10 9
914 We have a strict below-knee dress code in this department Grace, you should know that by now… 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
915 ...I didn't shave this morning. 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
916 Your 2:30 joust has been moved to 4. 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
917 Sorry I'm late but there was a long line at the drawbridge. 1.3333 0.05788 93 66 23 4
918 The mail is late. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
919 I specifically requested a round table. 1.3333 0.05424 108 77 26 5
920 We feel you're creating a hostile work environment. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
921 I've been asked to host the Oscars.. 1.3333 0.06258 99 74 17 8
922 I think I'm finally ready to apply for that defense contractor job. 1.3333 0.05688 105 76 23 6
923 I'm promoting you to squire. 1.3333 0.04845 111 76 33 2
924 Let’s make this a royalty deal. 1.3333 0.06495 78 56 18 4
925 As of Monday, you're in charge of the mail room. 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
926 They want me to host the Oscars next year 1.3309 0.05328 136 102 23 11
927 ... and move my joust to tomorrow. 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
928 Let me take a stab at it. 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
929 My last boss always said they hated working knights. 1.3307 0.05250 127 93 26 8
930 I want to assure you Steve that this employee evaluation is for your benefit. 1.3307 0.05250 127 93 26 8
931 The pen is mightier than the sword. Look how far it got me. 1.3306 0.05213 124 90 27 7
932 I don't care what the CDC says, I'm not taking any chances. 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
933 I thought we only had to wear face masks 1.3305 0.05779 118 89 19 10
934 You’ve got mail. 1.3304 0.05757 115 86 20 9
935 So when did the mask policy change? 1.3304 0.06016 115 88 16 11
936 We're all rooting for you against the Dark Knight, sir. Though the office pool has you in second. 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
937 We're a little old school here. 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
938 Nobody aspires to stay in medieval management 1.3302 0.05143 106 74 29 3
939 No Sir, I checked.. there is no R & D&D Department 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
940 Welcome back to the office. 1.3301 0.05753 103 75 22 6
941 Alas, I seek a damsel with a bit more experience in distress. 1.3301 0.05917 103 76 20 7
942 So that is what you needed to do to break through the glass ceiling in this company? 1.3301 0.05917 103 76 20 7
943 Please tell the Union representatives that I am ready to see them now 1.3300 0.05870 100 73 21 6
944 At Human Resources we always value transparency and accessibility. 1.3299 0.05623 97 69 24 4
945 No Arthur, I did not leave my mask at the castle. I’m vaccinated. 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
946 There's no need for that, sexual harassment isn't an issue here. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
947 Your 10:00 o'clock is A2 to C3. 1.3298 0.06660 94 72 13 9
948 On the internet, nobody knows you're a knight. 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
949 This red tape is medieval. 1.3297 0.06640 91 69 14 8
950 Sir, could you please lower the bridge over the moat, Uber is here with our lunch. 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
951 No Susan; it stays on until the haircut grows out. 1.3295 0.06609 88 66 15 7
952 We need to move the damsel to 3, and the sword is still not budging. 1.3294 0.06775 85 64 14 7
953 Before we begin could you get me a cup of coffee? ... Oh, and a little WD-40 on the side? 1.3286 0.05114 140 104 26 10
954 It's time to lose your workplace armor. 1.3284 0.05378 134 101 22 11
955 We want to reassure you that our corporate culture encourages vulnerability 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
956 You do know that 'Dragon of Wall Street' is just a nickname? 1.3279 0.05636 122 92 20 10
957 Miss Jones, this is not the type of page I requested. 1.3279 0.05263 122 89 26 7
958 My pronouns are "thine" and "thou" 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
959 I thought you should take the first stab at it. 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
960 Here's a list of everyone who submitted a caption with the phrase "knight shift" in it. I want them all murdered. 1.3276 0.06095 116 90 14 12
961 And so is the NDA. 1.3274 0.05684 113 84 21 8
962 Welcome to security, how may I be of service? 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
963 When they said iron man naturally I thought athlete. 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
964 You want the guy in the bubble. Two desks over. 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
965 I assure you, Will Smith has left the building. 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
966 It’s not that kind of hostile takeover. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
967 I have my performance review this afternoon. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
968 I'm Lance, Head of Security 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
969 No, this is Payroll. HR is the Angel of Death. 1.3265 0.06285 98 74 16 8
970 90 words a minute is good. How about on horseback? 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
971 It was either this or another company golf shirt. 1.3263 0.06427 95 72 15 8
972 Is the conference room available? I have an issue I want to round-table. 1.3263 0.06599 95 73 13 9
973 I just need to figure out my bathroom breaks. 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
974 Once you slay the dragon, it's all downhill from there. 1.3261 0.06931 92 72 10 10
975 They've thrown down the gauntlet, sir. 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
976 Some say our hiring practices are rather Byzantine. 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
977 Six feet, please! 1.3254 0.04890 126 90 31 5
978 You don’t need to call me Sir. 1.3252 0.05227 123 90 26 7
979 Are you ready for your six month evaluation? 1.3248 0.05800 117 89 18 10
980 ...and if the Green Knight calls, I'm not in. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
981 Have the interns finished digging the moat? 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
982 I may have misunderstood “Save the prints.” 1.3246 0.05910 114 87 17 10
983 And then, of course, there’s your noon meeting with Will Smith. 1.3243 0.06025 111 85 16 10
984 I’ve already told you, challenging your peers to a duel is not an overtime elegible event. 1.3243 0.05145 111 79 28 4
985 You certainly are thin-skinned! 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
986 On vellum, Ms. Davis. Did I or did I not specify on vellum? 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
987 It's casual Friday. 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
988 Chivalry is alive and kicking. It’s these sales results that are dead. 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
989 I thought it was a typo when the ad said looking for knight shift work. 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
990 I don't understand why you are so up in arms about it. 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
991 Your jousting experience is a little thin. 1.3233 0.05288 133 100 23 10
992 Can you play Fortnite? 1.3232 0.06393 99 76 14 9
993 Three months salary, four horses, a remote parcel of land, and I get to keep the computer? Maryanne, I’m not leaving. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
994 Sorry. I thought you were Will Smith. 1.3229 0.06369 96 73 15 8
995 I see you’ve steeled yourself in expectation of your negative review. 1.3228 0.05109 127 93 27 7
996 They were out of Teflon. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
997 We prefer to meet around a table. 1.3226 0.05191 124 91 26 7
998 Working from the castle was too isolating. 1.3226 0.05547 93 66 24 3
999 You are not as shiny as I had imagined 1.3223 0.04726 121 88 29 4
1000 What can I say? I thought Armani was armor in Italian. 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1001 Clarify what you mean when you say get the mail. 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1002 Sir, may we take separate horses to the meeting this time? 1.3217 0.05119 143 108 24 11
1003 Oh, this? We have an intramural jousting team.” 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
1004 Medieval Mondays isn't a thing, sir. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1005 Congratulations on crossing the moat. 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
1006 This is 2022. You cannot address the client as ‘fair maiden’. 1.3214 0.07016 84 65 11 8
1007 The dragon brought his lawyer. 1.3214 0.06809 84 64 13 7
1008 I know Halloween is over, but I can't get it off. 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
1009 This isn't what I meant by working nights. 1.3212 0.04852 137 100 30 7
1010 Yes, I did take an axe to your budget. 1.3211 0.05194 109 78 27 4
1011 It’s throwback Thursday. 1.3210 0.06042 81 60 17 4
1012 First, you'll need a special visa for the Holy Land 1.3210 0.07207 81 63 10 8
1013 Sir, staff is complaining that your management style is a bit Medieval." 1.3210 0.06042 81 58 20 3
1014 I hate working knights. 1.3209 0.05146 134 100 25 9
1015 Sorry, the squeaking wasn’t a problem when we we’re working from home. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1016 In five years, I see myself on a quest. Then, a desk job. 1.3204 0.06203 103 79 15 9
1017 At least I'm back in the office. 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1018 I told you I only work knights. 1.3204 0.06048 103 78 17 8
1019 I’ll be ‘ on time’ when you get security to lose the metal detector “ 1.3204 0.06203 103 79 15 9
1020 No, it will not protect you from the coronavirus, nor will it protect you from an English longbow. 1.3203 0.05426 128 97 21 10
1021 Afraid of a new COVID strain? 1.3203 0.04952 128 95 26 7
1022 Oh, this is a typo. You want Theo Knight, next office over. 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
1023 Personally, I like it, but Bob in HR thinks you’re being too defensive. 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
1024 Me? Defensive? 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
1025 I'll have you know my password is very protected. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1026 After two years of working from the castle, it’s great to be back in the office. But I’m still going to take precautions. 1.3197 0.05109 122 89 27 6
1027 I'm suffering the slings and arrows of middle management. 1.3197 0.05368 122 91 23 8
1028 Sorry, I'm a little bit rusty. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1029 A cloth mask would suffice to prevent the spread of COVID. 1.3194 0.04479 144 103 36 5
1030 The pen may be mightier, but the sword goes snicker-snack. 1.3191 0.06455 94 72 14 8
1031 The last applicant went all medieval on me. 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
1032 Is this letter chain mail? Ba da bump. 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
1033 It didn't work against the Black Plague and it's not going to work against COVID! 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
1034 What makes you think I'm so defensive? 1.3187 0.06790 91 71 11 9
1035 Well, you asked for an iron-clad agreement, didn't you? 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
1036 Working the knight shift grows on you. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1037 But my offer letter says I could have a round table. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1038 I'm sorry, sir, but there are supply chain problems with obtaining your favorite oil. 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
1039 This might take a while, I'm a little rusty. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1040 Officer Murphy says your steed is unloading fertilizer without a license. 1.3182 0.06574 88 67 14 7
1041 They've sent me in as part of the corporate rescue package. 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
1042 You call it a crusade, we call it a project. 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
1043 You know working as a teacher at our inner city school is a very dangerous assignment? 1.3182 0.06574 88 67 14 7
1044 HR removed the round table. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1045 Don’t mind my armor, I’m just a germaphobe. 1.3182 0.06574 88 67 14 7
1046 I'm handing in my resignation because you don't pay me enough to tolerate your chastity-belt Fridays 1.3178 0.06027 107 82 16 9
1047 So where's your mask? 1.3178 0.06171 107 83 14 10
1048 It’s not round and you’re not Guinevere. 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
1049 You think you have the grit to serve on the Knight shift? 1.3175 0.07445 63 47 12 4
1050 Do you see yourself leading a charge or retreating? 1.3175 0.04867 126 94 26 6
1051 Have you seen my quill? 1.3173 0.05339 104 75 25 4
1052 Please tell him I was just jousting 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
1053 Back in the day, we never worked knights. 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
1054 ...but I don't want to work knight shifts. My training was for the Ivory Tower. 1.3171 0.06915 82 63 12 7
1055 Can I help you? 1.3171 0.05204 123 91 25 7
1056 Sir , I told you once a knight is enough 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
1057 I find your approach to be a little outdated 1.3168 0.06123 101 77 16 8
1058 Iron clad contracts. That’s what we expect at this law firm. 1.3167 0.05674 120 92 18 10
1059 I manage our department's slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. 1.3167 0.05674 120 92 18 10
1060 Polishing armor was not in my job description 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
1061 Valet parking is bringing up your steed. 1.3165 0.05850 79 56 21 2
1062 We're ordering in....wild boar on rye, hold the mustard? 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
1063 Sorry for the squeaking noises. I have an appointment with my blacksmith later this afternoon. 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
1064 Ok, Shirley. Let's get started with the annual staff evaluations. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
1065 It doesn't stop a pink slip 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
1066 Ready for court? 1.3158 0.05022 95 66 28 1
1067 Just so you know, I'm wearing a chastity belt. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
1068 I get that you’re going to ask for a raise today. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1069 Do you need your moat pass validated? 1.3158 0.06396 95 73 14 8
1070 Well, everyone feels like going back to the office is medieval, too! 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1071 They are waiting for you in the boardroom. 1.3154 0.04888 130 95 29 6
1072 I'm sorry Mr. Jones, Cosplay Friday is tomorrow. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1073 Speaking of dragons, you're fired. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1074 No, I've never heard of Full Body Contact Chess...why do you ask? 1.3152 0.06545 92 71 13 8
1075 I plan to get medieval on the to-do list today, Roz. 1.3152 0.05338 92 65 25 2
1076 From now on, you will no longer have to pick up my dry cleaning. 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1077 I have a meeting with the tenured faculty. 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1078 You're going to have to move the jousting to another day. I've got the Round Table gang at noon and then we've got the Holy Grail internet search all afternoon. 1.3151 0.04737 146 108 30 8
1079 I said I needed someone for the night shift. 1.3150 0.05208 127 95 24 8
1080 I will defend your honor, my lady, once you complete the proper forms in triplicate. 1.3148 0.06261 108 85 12 11
1081 I'd love to help you shift files today but my joints are acting up again. 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
1082 What's this Guinevere, casual friday? 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
1083 I know a thing or two about headcount reduction. 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
1084 When I said you'd be working the night shift... 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1085 Security is calling, Sir. It seems to have something to do with the metal detector at the entrance. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1086 I miss work from castle. 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
1087 He's not scaling the ramparts. He's just washing the windows. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1088 They said the pen was mightier than the sword 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1089 These numbers are going to be tough to defend. 1.3143 0.04764 140 103 30 7
1090 I can see you really mean that ironclad guarantee you give in the contract 1.3140 0.05120 121 89 26 6
1091 I handle all the outdated systems. 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1092 Now joust a minute! 1.3139 0.04942 137 102 27 8
1093 If you want a knighthood, you better hurry. The queen is 95. 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
1094 My fair lady, this is not worth the parchment upon which it is scribed! 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
1095 I SAID, “THE MASK MANDATE IS OVER, SIR” 1.3136 0.05342 118 88 23 7
1096 Bill, I can promise you that "corporate headhunters" is a metaphor. 1.3133 0.07053 83 65 10 8
1097 I see you are ready for the diversity training. 1.3133 0.05667 83 59 22 2
1098 The only solution I see is archery. 1.3133 0.06623 83 63 14 6
1099 You don't have to be so literal about the archaic rules in this company. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1100 Anticipating a little blow back in the meeting, Sir? 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1101 Your two o’clock joust is stuck in traffic and may need to reschedule. 1.3131 0.06200 99 76 15 8
1102 Any experience with organizing roundtables? 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
1103 That contract is ironclad. 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
1104 I'm trying to find who ordered lubricant on the corporate credit card 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
1105 I am slain by your resumé. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
1106 I hate to bother you, but could you please pour the coffee in my visor. 1.3130 0.05093 131 98 25 8
1107 When you are asking me if I am am willing to work nights, how exactly are you spelling it? 1.3130 0.04857 131 96 29 6
1108 Sir, they've tried several times, but they say they just can't get through. 1.3130 0.05093 131 98 25 8
1109 Thanks for taking my knight shift. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1110 Yes, the job is for the knight shift. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1111 How's knight school? 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
1112 Shouldn’t you be at the round table? 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1113 I love being back in the office. Why do you ask" 1.3125 0.07025 80 62 11 7
1114 It says here on your resume you use to work at a lube center 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1115 Taco Tuesday, you want anything? 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
1116 I really appreciate your commitment to working at knight time. 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1117 The pickleball thing is over. I’m moving on to jousting. 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
1118 I thought the job would be right for me because I am also middle aged. 1.3118 0.06661 93 73 11 9
1119 Did you remember the straw? 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
1120 I see you’re all dressed up for the round table discussion we’re having today. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1121 Overdressed for the weather! 1.3113 0.04900 106 75 29 2
1122 No you can’t call me Guinevere even if it is freaky Friday around here 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
1123 It's casual Friday. I'm wearing Under Armour. 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1124 Mr. Arthur says the meeting at the Round Table starts in ten minutes. 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1125 Join Upper Management for a round table discussion re next-level synergy." Strewth, Mabel, my time has come 1.3109 0.05303 119 93 17 9
1126 Day shift work was bad enough, but this knight shift is killing me. 1.3108 0.07434 74 58 9 7
1127 Best diet I’ve ever done. 1.3107 0.05349 103 78 20 5
1128 My other Covid mask is in the laundry. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1129 You need to call HR. There's an issue with your ID photo. 1.3103 0.06603 87 67 13 7
1130 Please tell me you are not planning to "go medieval" in the staff meeting again. 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1131 I don't think a dragon should be able to report me to Human Resources 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1132 Dress for the position you want, they told me. 1.3103 0.05395 116 87 22 7
1133 We'll cross that moat when we get to it 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1134 It can't be that dark, sir. 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
1135 Why do I always get put in charge of the hostile takeovers? 1.3100 0.06146 100 77 15 8
1136 No, its regular mail. not chain mail. 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
1137 I need these updated and back on my desk in a fortnight. 1.3100 0.06146 100 77 15 8
1138 This day is really dragon. 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
1139 It's the revised estimate for the repairs to the Drawbridge. 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
1140 Sir, it's time to meet the boss. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1141 We wish you every success and would like to thank you for your years of service. 1.3091 0.05883 110 85 16 9
1142 I guess I’m feeling a LITTLE anxious about coming back to work in person. 1.3091 0.05125 110 80 26 4
1143 Can you also shine armor? 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
1144 Can you bring me a black coffee please? And find the holy grail and serve it in that. 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
1145 I told you that you'd have to work knights this week 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
1146 I’m glad to be back at the office, too, Helen, but I’m not sure the Covid threat is behind us. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
1147 The staff elected me to tell you...Medieval Friday is TOMORROW. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1148 I'll take this off as soon as you stop using Word 2003. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1149 This isn't a fort, knight. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1150 Yes, I am fully aware of the company's mask mandate policy. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1151 Isn’t it time you took a knight off? 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1152 I know, but I'm accustomed to my mask outfits now. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1153 Let me guess: first night shift? 1.3084 0.06145 107 84 13 10
1154 That won't protect you from phishing attacks, you know. 1.3083 0.05525 120 92 19 9
1155 All cartoon editors start this way. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
1156 I see you're ready for us to bounce a few things off of you. 1.3077 0.05333 130 100 20 10
1157 Will Smith is here to see you, Chris 1.3077 0.05753 117 91 16 10
1158 It's for the medieval coronavirus variant 1.3077 0.06122 104 81 14 9
1159 So you’re telling me ‘thou’, ‘thee,’ and ‘thine’ are antiquated pronouns? 1.3077 0.05624 117 90 18 9
1160 No, we don't have a fax machine. What century do you live in? 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1161 No , I said we need to increase out 'night' security. 1.3077 0.06122 104 81 14 9
1162 I’m the new freelancer. 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
1163 I don’t do windmills, sir. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1164 Can you call I.T.? I accidentally downloaded a plague. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1165 Is it just me,or is this place too modern for you? 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
1166 Bring me the Lancelot file. 1.3077 0.06573 91 71 12 8
1167 Dressing like an android will not protect you from being replaced by a robot. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1168 Is the bridge over the moat up or down today sir? 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1169 Are you willing to work knight shift? 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1170 What is this? Chain mail? 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1171 Yes, I do miss working from home. What makes you ask? 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
1172 I hope you feel that our office is a safe space. 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1173 Have you had any damsel experience? 1.3061 0.06223 98 76 14 8
1174 Preparing for your performance review, Frank? 1.3061 0.05694 98 75 17 6
1175 We're back to casual Fridays, Carl. 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1176 Would you have my horse braided with red pom-poms today? 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1177 You're not getting what we do here at Under Armor, are you Frank? 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1178 How do you think I broke the glass ceiling? 1.3058 0.05358 121 92 21 8
1179 New variant. 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1180 No Stan, it is not business casual Elizabethan era day. 1.3056 0.05950 108 84 15 9
1181 I just feel safer with a mask on. 1.3053 0.06184 95 73 15 7
1182 I haven’t been vaccinated but I am well protected. Where is your mask? 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1183 No, I'm not feeling insecure today. Why do you ask? 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1184 As you can see, I’m extremely well-suited for the job. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1185 It's casual not castle Friday. 1.3049 0.06873 82 64 11 7
1186 I don't think you can see the big picture Mr. Smithers 1.3049 0.06873 82 64 11 7
1187 Welcome to Camelot, how may I help you? 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1188 How do I know you're you? 1.3049 0.05673 82 59 21 2
1189 That is not a mask - it's a visor. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1190 New security measures since Tom got hacked. 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
1191 I know switching careers is rough, but please stop referring to me as “My Liege” in meetings. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1192 It's called a hobby, Lisa. What have you been doing these last two years? 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1193 And I thought I had a rough night 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
1194 I asked for a rounder desk. 1.3047 0.04778 128 94 29 5
1195 I can fit you in after my three o'clock with Will Smith. 1.3043 0.06324 92 71 14 7
1196 New cyber security vendor? 1.3043 0.06324 92 71 14 7
1197 The night shift doesn't require a uniform. 1.3043 0.05816 115 90 15 10
1198 'Now I think you're being silly.' 1.3043 0.05265 115 86 23 6
1199 The back stabbing around this place is serious. 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1200 You don't seem to have any trebuchet experience. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1201 I’m due in court. 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
1202 It’s a harassment suit. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1203 In your case, maybe chivalry should stay dead. 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
1204 Margaret, we're OK with the Iron Lady outfit, but you need to be oiled 1.3043 0.05548 115 88 19 8
1205 It's a takeover bid from Armour. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
1206 I understand the virus is returning. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
1207 I'm working the knight shift, now. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1208 All this because you spilled soup on your suit? 1.3039 0.06198 102 80 13 9
1209 Sir, it's a report on slings and arrows. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
1210 No, this policy does not cover rust protection. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1211 Miss Smith could you find me a can opener. Thank you. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1212 What would you say is the most "adversarial situation" in your career to date? 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1213 I never said I would work knights. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1214 I'm sorry Miss Jones, but we're looking for a more tradition-minded candidate. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1215 I need a squire, not a page. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1216 I'm sorry, I don't work knights. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
1217 This covers the entire Greek alphabet of viruses. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1218 Steve, you’re being far too defensive about this. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1219 Lately, you seem more defensive. 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1220 We've decided to let you return to working from home. 1.3026 0.07260 76 60 9 7
1221 How do you mean, 'a guarded personality'? 1.3026 0.07014 76 59 11 6
1222 As part of HR's "welcome back to the new you," we have three roles for women: peasant, artisan, and nun. Any of those sound good? 1.3026 0.07260 76 60 9 7
1223 My quill please! 1.3025 0.05000 119 88 26 5
1224 It’s the TIN95. Full body protection. 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1225 Accounting has a few questions about your miscellaneous expenses. 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1226 Yes I can work knights. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1227 We’ll need a round table for the meeting. 1.3021 0.05155 96 69 25 2
1228 How did you get past the moat? 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1229 It’s quite challenging with the elevator broken. 1.3019 0.05869 106 82 16 8
1230 I am ready for my Will Smith appointment. 1.3019 0.06020 106 83 14 9
1231 Our motto is “Chivalry is alive and well.” 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
1232 They eliminated the mask mandate in the office. I decided to go for maximum protection. 1.3017 0.04617 116 83 31 2
1233 It's nice to be back in the office, right? I didn't love being re-moat 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
1234 I'm going to need a sword and a stone. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1235 Your liege sir. Order in for lunch 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1236 I dread to think what you will be wearing on casual friday. 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
1237 Would you like to take a knight on the town 1.3012 0.06800 83 65 11 7
1238 Well, they were out of N-95s. 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
1239 I decided on whimsical for my return to the work site. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1240 It's your defensiveness. 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
1241 I’m bald and prone to violence. 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1242 Skip the formalities, just call me sir. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1243 Here's the roundtable agenda. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1244 Welcome to Lancelot Industries, Ms. Guinevere. We think you'll fit right in. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1245 Well, most people just wear a mask & practice social distancing 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1246 I like your new suit. 1.3010 0.04943 103 76 24 3
1247 Yeah, I don't think thats what the boss meant when he said we're "Going medieval on them". 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1248 Can't we find a literate serf to do this? 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
1249 I´m adapting well, but I did feel more comfortable working the knight shift 1.3008 0.04608 123 89 31 3
1250 After working from home for months I feel a little rusty. 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
1251 What time is my meeting where I announce the salary cuts? 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
1252 Great, now put this on a scroll and shout it at me. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
1253 Do you have any WD-40? 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1254 I lost my tinfoil hat 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1255 I dress like my contracts: ironclad. 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
1256 Good morning good knight. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1257 I thought we weren’t wearing suits anymore 1.3000 0.06981 80 63 10 7
1258 I know we hired you as a crusading lawyer , but I'm afraid your jousting sticks are blocking the fire escape 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
1259 I'm sorry to have to tell you that your job is being outsourced to India. 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
1260 Consider this a warning,your hair violates our company dress code policy. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
1261 Don't define me by my fender! 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
1262 'I saw Will Smith, BA2, Putin, Ginni Thomas, Ted Cruz, and all these other horrible things in the news and figured, what the hell?" 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
1263 I’m here to speak with the night manager 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
1264 so first my skirt is too short, now this is 'too much' ? 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1265 Well then, Peg, assemble the oval table. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1266 You might want to google “metaphor” before it rains. 1.2990 0.06246 97 76 13 8
1267 HR said to tell you, Chivalry is dead. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1268 Do you understand casual Friday? 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1269 No, if we hire you, a mask will suffice 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1270 Let me guess: You don't want to be judged by YOUR appearance? 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1271 I'm ready for my meeting with Will Smith. 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
1272 Well Mr. Jones, a "steely disposition" is just a saying. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
1273 He says he's here to apologize. Man up, Chris. 1.2984 0.04719 124 91 29 4
1274 You know I take my oaths very seriously. 1.2984 0.04856 124 92 27 5
1275 I have decided to bring the suit back to the office. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1276 I was wondering if you happen to have a can opener in your desk drawer. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1277 I do my best work at knight. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1278 I've worked in Human Resources for thirty years. Why do you ask? 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1279 I know you've been here forever, Lance, but the company is modernizing. We need someone to protect us against cyber attacks. 1.2979 0.05202 94 68 24 2
1280 After two weeks' sick leave? The smart money is saying you got a suntan in there. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1281 A nonfat 3 pump vanilla latte, a nonfat 3 pump vanilla latte, my kingdom for a nonfat 3 pump vanilla latte! 1.2976 0.06287 84 66 12 6
1282 I spend the morning slaying the office dragon and you couldn't even grab me a latte? 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
1283 The role of damsel has been Eliminated. 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1284 Are you okay with Medieval Mondays? 1.2976 0.06728 84 66 11 7
1285 Miss Guinevere, is it? As you can see, we take our branding seriously here at Bors, Galahad, & Percival. 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1286 I can’t believe they put me on the knight shift! 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
1287 I’m sorry you can’t drink coffee. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1288 For the umpteenth time, my name is not Guinevere. 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
1289 Didn't you get the memo? It says we should prepare ourselves for a hostile takeover. 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
1290 The Alibaba Travel Agency called. Your Crusade has been canceled. 1.2967 0.06536 91 72 11 8
1291 The table in the conference room is more of an oval. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1292 What's important is that I look the part. 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
1293 I don't remember making this many charges. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1294 I see you’ve been reading about the new Covid variant. 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
1295 We’re ALL afraid of Covid! 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1296 As the scrolls outline, the catapult is a capital expense while beheadings are entertainment write-offs. 1.2963 0.06904 81 64 10 7
1297 My first assignment would be to make it into SHINING armor. 1.2960 0.05208 125 98 18 9
1298 Any updates on the moat permit? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1299 Some of the staff are questioning whether you're a team player. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1300 Faxing this seems a bit archaic... doesn't it? 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1301 Yes, you wanted to talk about my open-door policy... 1.2959 0.06190 98 77 13 8
1302 Approachable vibe, Chris? 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1303 The dragon will see you now. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1304 I could use some help reading this. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1305 On your way back, if you don't mind, I have a couple suits at the cleaners. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
1306 If you want this job, you have to be willing to work the knight shift. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1307 My balls are really sweaty in here! 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1308 No, I can't take on more work. I'm already working knights. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1309 Yeah, I can’t wait to see you in GI Jane, too. 1.2955 0.05349 132 104 17 11
1310 I'm not looking for my knight in shining armor, I'm just here to pick up my paycheck. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1311 The 2022 plan is bullet proof Karen 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
1312 There is an elderly man here to see you claiming you have his sword. 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1313 Just getting ready for the budget meeting! 1.2952 0.05228 105 81 19 5
1314 I see you opted out of the group health care. 1.2952 0.05730 105 81 17 7
1315 While I'm cool with the armor I thought the moat and portcullis a bit much. 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
1316 Did you say you’re fortified or 45? 1.2949 0.07093 78 62 9 7
1317 It's a memo from HR again, complaining my skirt is too short. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1318 Can I do this tomorrow? I’ve got to get home before it rains. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1319 I've worked my way up from the mail department. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1320 Your resume seems to be a little outdated. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1321 I feel like I've been kept in the dark about this. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1322 Don't "good knight" me 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
1323 As a sister, I'm telling you, you can never let your guard down in this office. 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
1324 I figure I’ll wear it until the Omicron wave subsides. 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
1325 I see you have requested a transfer to the knight shift. 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
1326 I'm afraid of paper cuts. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1327 Miss Brookes, can you see if we have a round table? 1.2941 0.05126 136 106 20 10
1328 Bad night? 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1329 It says here, 'short hand'... the result of a sword fight, I presume? 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1330 It's in case you're here to slap me. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1331 Give me a minute. I’m almost done reenacting this report. 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
1332 I'm from the diversity and inclusion department. Could you at least provide me your gender? 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1333 I said crunch the numbers, not slay them" 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
1334 The dress code memo recommends suites of Armani, as in Giorgio Armani. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1335 I don't see any experience jousting on your resume. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1336 I'm ready for your daily sarcastic comments now. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1337 Yes, it is a hostile take-over, but public relations has suggested that you dial it down a notch. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1338 Refresh me on these figures, I'm a bit rusty. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1339 So, management's pushing today's siege to 12:30. Should we order sandwiches? 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1340 Schedule me for my sixth booster. 1.2936 0.05263 109 82 22 5
1341 Take your best shot. 1.2936 0.05422 109 83 20 6
1342 Pam, We're going to have to denote you to pawn. 1.2936 0.04929 109 80 26 3
1343 Fire breathing dragon on line 2 for you. 1.2936 0.05576 109 84 18 7
1344 I have to tell you that the constant clanking is getting on everyone's nerves. 1.2936 0.05099 109 81 24 4
1345 The magickal Windows hath quilled thy MapQuest, milady. 1.2936 0.05873 109 86 14 9
1346 Sir, no one is trying to unseat you. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1347 Prithee, tell my liege the Peterson report shall be ready anon. This I pledge. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1348 NO! I said we pay time and a half for working nights. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1349 It's all about a seat at the table. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
1350 Just getting ready for Return to Office next week 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
1351 What's a five-letter word for chalice? 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1352 I’m looking for vertical movement, my last job ended in a stalemate. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1353 You must be jousting. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
1354 My last job had more adventure. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1355 Let me tell you about hostile work environments. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1356 Its called an Oxford comma! What are we, barbarians? 1.2927 0.06605 82 64 12 6
1357 Very impressive. But how is your swordsmanship? 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1358 Sir, the Smithson letter is ready for your signature. Quill or stylus? 1.2927 0.06605 82 64 12 6
1359 Good night, Sir. Keep your guard up. 1.2927 0.06605 82 64 12 6
1360 My performance review is in twenty minutes, why do you ask? 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1361 I’m ready now. Send her in. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1362 Steel yourself for bad news. 1.2921 0.06432 89 70 12 7
1363 I know it worked in the past but it won’t protect from today’s slings and arrows. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1364 I refer to our dress code as old fashioned, not medieval. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1365 The Board is waiting for you. sir. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1366 Some of the staff have found it difficult to relate to you 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1367 Your annual review will be a trial by combat. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
1368 The repair shop just called to let you know that your lance is ready. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1369 And what would you say is your strong suit? 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1370 Why am I always the one asked to get supplies from the closet with the fire breathing dragon guarding it? 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1371 I see your wife finally ironed your suit. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1372 Your father will see you now, Mr. Roy 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
1373 I thought you should know. I'm not wearing anything under my armor. 1.2917 0.05601 120 95 15 10
1374 Will Smith is here for your 9 am" 1.2917 0.06268 96 76 12 8
1375 Sir, I think thick skin will suffice. 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
1376 My kingdom for a day without meetings! 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1377 Turns out, the Holy Grail was a 9-to-5 with healthcare and covered parking! 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1378 There's a Lance here to see you. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
1379 Yes, I''ll be wearing this outfit until I finish downsizing the company. 1.2913 0.04624 127 94 29 4
1380 I just started on the Knight shift! 1.2913 0.05955 103 81 14 8
1381 I’m afraid my evaluation of your performance reflects your ongoing struggles with courtliness. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1382 Mr. Smith to see you again, Sir. I believe you're expecting him? 1.2913 0.05793 103 80 16 7
1383 You're being transferred to Jousting. I assume you have a lance. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1384 Just FYI, Lance, we’ve gone mask optional. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1385 Great resume, but have you seen Excalibur? 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1386 Welcome to "Game of Swivel Chairs." 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1387 The price of rivets keep going up 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
1388 Actually no. Not when it rains 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1389 It’s an iron clad contract. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1390 It's either this or a 4th booster shot. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1391 Preparing to foreclose on another castle, sir? 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1392 Say it again! 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1393 The new dress code says "business suit." This is my clever protest. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1394 Your quest, if you choose to accept it, is to find the one true binder. 1.2907 0.06589 86 68 11 7
1395 Your sword is ready, but they said you'll have to pick it up yourself." 1.2907 0.06589 86 68 11 7
1396 I think we had differing interpretations of you working nights. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1397 What is my secret? I've got two raises ever since they don't know I am a woman. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1398 I’m on a different kind of Crusade, that’s all. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1399 Lately, I've decided to embrace my role in life as a middle aged man. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1400 Do you always put two spaces between sentences? 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1401 It's chain mail. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1402 I worked my way up from the Mail Room. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1403 I started out as a freelancer. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
1404 Not what they meant by the night shift. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1405 Mr. Johnson, that is not what we meant by working nights. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1406 I, too, find this a hostile work environment. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1407 Simmons from the front desk just called up. He said some guy dressed up like the Lone Ranger just rode off on your horse. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1408 You're giving me a warning for wearing a suit on dress-down Friday? 1.2899 0.07753 69 56 6 7
1409 I understand your fear of retaliation, Ms Murphy, but at some point it really is simpler and easier to just report him to HR. 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
1410 Raise the cubicle tithe 15%. 1.2895 0.05246 114 87 21 6
1411 I'm sorry, boss. I'm a little rusty. 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
1412 Linda, all I can tell you is, make sure you read the entire sexual harassment policy. 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
1413 I don't want to give anybody my killer cold. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1414 Susan, this report is a Knightmare. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1415 No, Harold. Our HR policy expressly forbids chain mail texts. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1416 Suit yourself. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1417 This isn’t working the night shift means, Todd. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1418 I think we'd be more comfortable if you sat and I stood. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1419 We seem to be out of sealing wax 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
1420 I'm actually a nudist, but I'm trying to be accommodating since it's my first day. 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
1421 Regardless of your quest, I'll still need the Richard's proposal by the end of the day. 1.2887 0.06381 97 78 10 9
1422 Aren't you a little overprotected? 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
1423 I have to present at the Oscars 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1424 Still unvaccinated and expecting a silver bullet, Sir? 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
1425 Email chains will henceforth be known as chainmail. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
1426 I’m being groomed for Tax Collector. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1427 Great to be back in the office face to face! 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1428 It's not a violation of the dress code. It's your clanking around. 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
1429 «May I help you, Sir?» 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
1430 Safety first. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1431 Hello…Hello…is anyone in there? 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1432 I appreciate the valiant effort to secure a round desk. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1433 Any other work experience besides watching Castle on TV?" 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
1434 I ran out of N95s. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1435 Chris? Chris Rock? 1.2875 0.06934 80 64 9 7
1436 Yes. I do work in HR. How could you tell? 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1437 I’m covering the knight shift 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1438 I told them when I took this job; I don't work knights. 1.2874 0.06521 87 69 11 7
1439 All in a knight's work 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1440 Because I heard you were in distress, madam. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1441 I got a meeting with Wil Smith later. 1.2874 0.06521 87 69 11 7
1442 Trying to bring “chivalry” back? 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1443 I said send an email, not chain mail. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1444 That Arthurian variant of Covid that you read about on the Internet might just be a hoax. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1445 It's ironclad. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1446 Chill, it’s Firmware Friday! 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
1447 I'd be more comfortable working from home at my round table. 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
1448 Our policy is ironclad 1.2872 0.04930 94 68 25 1
1449 Your job is to be the human face. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1450 Grimes and Smolovitz in marketing wanted you to know they will be storming the castle from home today,sir. 1.2871 0.06188 101 81 11 9
1451 It's ok Chris, I told him you weren't here 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1452 Can I borrow your pen? I left mine in my shirt pocket. 1.2871 0.04943 101 74 25 2
1453 I do not understand why Human Resources needs to speak with me in private. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
1454 This is not a good day to ask for a raise. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
1455 It would be easier if you could just develop some thick skin, sir, for your peer evaluation. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1456 There's an all-hands joust at 3:00. 1.2870 0.04904 115 86 25 4
1457 I'm sorry but we're looking for someone with jousting experience. 1.2870 0.05057 115 87 23 5
1458 Would you say that’s one of your strong suits? 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1459 There is no such thing as a 'moat point' 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
1460 Welcome to Armor All. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1461 Too many Karens. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1462 Under dragon slaying skills you put none. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1463 Welcome to the mail room. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1464 I get being careful, but tell me again how you get through the airport TSA check. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1465 Just where did you read these CDC recommendations? 1.2857 0.04982 112 87 20 5
1466 Your three o’clock joust called. They’ll be a few minutes late. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1467 I've armored up for Monday 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
1468 Kent asked me to lead a hostile takeover 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1469 So they haven't lifted the mandate yet from the plague ? 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
1470 I just don't think you're cut out for the knight shift 1.2857 0.05733 112 89 14 9
1471 Got stuck with the knight shift, huh? 1.2857 0.06895 84 68 8 8
1472 Sir, If you want my advice, I wouldn't touch it with a ten-foot pole. 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1473 It’s an inquiry Nick, not a siege. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1474 It’s a fax from Ted about a duel. 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
1475 I'm Sorry, Mr. Galahad, Sir, but this job is way too weighty. When you put me in charge of the mail, I had no idea you mean chain mail. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1476 I'm sorry, but your position has become obsolete. 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
1477 Leaving early? 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1478 We can't be too careful. I'm also wearing an N95 under this 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1479 Can you read this for me? I can’t see a thing. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1480 I have to tell HR that I see your sword poking out. 1.2857 0.06683 84 67 10 7
1481 Should I bring in this morning's gauntlets? 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1482 We'll have to take them to court. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1483 I take my fragile masculinity seriously 1.2857 0.05855 105 83 14 8
1484 Sorry, but I'm fully committed to my own lists. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1485 It's only a bother when I have to go to the bathroom. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1486 Don’t you think you’re taking the mask mandate a bit too far? 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
1487 The office staff wanted you to know that your armor no longer shines. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1488 I wish I could approve your request, but HR has me under siege. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1489 We're looking for someone with thick skin. 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1490 I don't care if you are wearing full body armor, I am still not wearing a stupid mask. 1.2847 0.05378 137 111 13 13
1491 Have a good knight, Fred. 1.2846 0.04832 123 93 25 5
1492 I warned HR that if I didn't get time off I was liable to go medieval! 1.2846 0.05230 123 96 19 8
1493 Is that your idea of post-pandemic casual? 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1494 I packed your good armor, and the airport steed is waiting. 1.2844 0.05842 109 87 13 9
1495 There was a typo in the job description. It said medieval instead mid-level executive. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1496 Insurance doesn't cover broken bones. 1.2843 0.06133 102 82 11 9
1497 You will joust with Wilkins from human resources at 2pm sir. 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
1498 Ma'am this is not what we meant by 'freelance experience 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1499 I have the Knights of Columbus variant. 1.2841 0.06455 88 70 11 7
1500 The Holy Grail will have to wait, I'll be in bookkeeping the rest of the afternoon. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1501 I have to protect myself from those students who got failing grades. 1.2841 0.06455 88 70 11 7
1502 Any jousting experience? 1.2841 0.06654 88 71 9 8
1503 Expecting a rough campaign? 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1504 Oh, you said there was a formal re-quest. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1505 I'm afraid to ask what you did with your horse. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1506 Shield my calls. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
1507 Pardon me, I thought you said chain mail, not chain letter. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1508 If you were at the PTA meeting, you'd understand. 1.2840 0.06628 81 64 11 6
1509 Where is the round table?" 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1510 I assure you, this is no “fly-by-knight” company. 1.2840 0.06628 81 64 11 6
1511 Of course I work at night; otherwise I'd be called a kday. 1.2840 0.06628 81 64 11 6
1512 No,I wouldn't say it's a hostile work environment. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1513 This is way past the deadline 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
1514 This looks like an ironclad agreement! 1.2840 0.07079 81 66 7 8
1515 The shop called. Your suit's ready. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1516 Bob, you seemed a bit defensive in the meeting. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
1517 It was hard being the only one of us here. 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
1518 Trust me, this contract is ironclad. 1.2832 0.05254 113 87 20 6
1519 Why no, Ms. Hinkel. I wasn't aware of a dress code. 1.2832 0.04944 113 85 24 4
1520 Your sword is at the cleaners, the goblets have arrived, the round table is backordered and the stockholders in Sherwood are getting impatient. 1.2832 0.05254 113 87 20 6
1521 Where's your suit? This isn't an ironclad agreement. And don't pay any attention to the guy hovering out the side window. 1.2832 0.05547 113 89 16 8
1522 You’ll just have to hold down the fort - I’m not sure when I’ll be back. 1.2832 0.05547 113 89 16 8
1523 Let’s schedule a round table discussion. 1.2832 0.04782 113 84 26 3
1524 I didn't realize that this is what you meant when you said you enjoy heavy metal 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1525 I believe they have eliminated the masking policy, sir. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1526 Look, we all hate the open office concept, but wait for casual Friday. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1527 You left your tankard in the knaves’ break-room. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1528 You may be freelance, but lances aren't free. 1.2828 0.06427 99 81 8 10
1529 Perhaps you haven't read the memo about our dress code. 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
1530 I'm afraid your armor isn't shiny enough! 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
1531 I see you have considerable mediation experience. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1532 From now on everything will be ironclad 1.2824 0.05189 85 62 22 1
1533 Are we jousting today or doing dictation? 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1534 HR should’ve explained you’d be working the knight shift. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1535 You cover the phone complaints and I’ll take on the walk-ins. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1536 No, annual reviews are next week. 1.2821 0.04677 117 87 27 3
1537 Barista true, vouchsafe to grant one cup of that sustaining brew ? 1.2821 0.05802 117 95 11 11
1538 Can you believe it? 25 years and they want an Oath of Fealty. I'll need a notary public and a horse. 1.2821 0.07043 78 63 8 7
1539 I want an iron-clad agreement, 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1540 The agency did mention something about "a unique dress code" 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1541 What are you looking at? I am a free lancer. 1.2821 0.06803 78 62 10 6
1542 Didn't you read the email saying to be prepared for a hostile takeover? 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1543 Rough night? 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1544 I talked to my husband, he promises not to slap you again. 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1545 They can force me to come in, but they can’t force me to come out.” 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
1546 Will Smith is my 3 o'clock. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
1547 I told you our processes were a bit medieval. 1.2816 0.04862 103 76 25 2
1548 The package might take awhile. They've discontinued knight delivery. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1549 This is a chain letter. I told you to get me some chain mail. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1550 I think you've misunderstood the concept of night shift. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1551 I needed this ages ago. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1552 Well, Janine, you know what they say: dress for the job you want not the job you have. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1553 May I assume you are anti-vaccination? 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1554 But you said you were hiring me for the night shift. 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
1555 So that's a yes on you hosting the Oscars next year, Mr. Rock? 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1556 I'm sorry, but HR wouldn't budge on getting you a round table. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1557 You thought a mask mandate was bad ... 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1558 Your horse is double parked. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1559 No, I'm not interested in working the knight shift. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1560 "Your resume doesn't indicate here that you've been knighted, and this is a night job. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1561 I must bid you farewell, my steed is double parked. 1.2807 0.04746 114 88 22 4
1562 You need to understand that not all of our damsels are in distress. 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
1563 I know the future is now, but I just feel stuck in the past. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1564 Quit frowning at me! 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1565 Time for your Zoom call,sir. I need to bolt on your lapel mic. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1566 I’m sorry Lance, but HR have rejected your clothing allowance request. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1567 Okay, I'm ready to announce the layoffs. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1568 And tell Jones I’ve become aware that he’s started referring to me as Sir Dance-a-lot. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1569 They won’t fire me, Jan, I’m bulletproof. I may be an empty suit of armor, but I know all the right buzzwords. 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
1570 A protective suit doesn't make you a protected class. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1571 Corporate said act just like we're still at home and I'm not wearing pants. 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
1572 I don't know where your sword is, let me get you a pen. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1573 Yes, as always, the representations must be ironclad. 1.2800 0.04940 100 74 24 2
1574 As your attorney, I regret to inform you that "Knights of the Tax Table" is already a registered trademark. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1575 New CDC guidelines?? 1.2800 0.06990 75 60 9 6
1576 I see you've prepared for my exit interview. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1577 You know, sticks and stones --- 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1578 Nice dragon work, Bev, but where are we on jousts and moats? 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
1579 It’s been a little tough around here lately… 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1580 They only said that you seemed a little thin-skinned today. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
1581 They said there is a new variant called the Plague. 1.2793 0.05604 111 88 15 8
1582 I'm sorry to tell you this Senator but a suit of Armor is NOT going to protect you from the angry crowd outside. 1.2793 0.05456 111 87 17 7
1583 At least this one starts with, 'Dear Sir.' 1.2793 0.04985 111 84 23 4
1584 Not another knight at the office. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1585 It's not you...your armor isn't shining. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1586 And why do you feel masks make our work place less friendly? 1.2791 0.04865 86 62 24 0
1587 Actually, finding you another tax deduction does make me your knight in shining armor! 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
1588 Yes, I received my copy of the Chivalric Code. I was asking about maternity leave. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
1589 The office politics here are medieval. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1590 The excel stuff is good, but I feel you lack experience in noble conquests. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1591 Well, since you got past my moat you have two minutes to talk. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1592 Bad hair day again? 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1593 So this is the safe working space? 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1594 Great work but next time let’s round-table some of these ideas “ 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1595 Revenue is way down, so you may need to return to business casual. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1596 Looks like another day of battling the creditors. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1597 Me too. Added bonus, with the visor I don't even have to hear how pretty I am when I smile. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1598 I know it’s a big change for me, but I guess I just finally realized that the pen is mightier than the sword. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1599 You can send Will Smith in now. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1600 I don't care what Dr. Fauci says, I plan to stay 100% fully protected no matter what 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1601 I'm not taking any chances after what happened at the Oscars. 1.2785 0.06963 79 64 8 7
1602 It just says you got your Masters from Duke. Which One? 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1603 This is your best offer? Shirley you joust. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1604 Well, for one, this is a desk; and two, it's the wrong shape 1.2784 0.04803 97 73 22 2
1605 My other suit's at the blacksmith. 1.2784 0.05997 97 77 13 7
1606 I'm sorry, but we've denied your request for a round table 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1607 Sir Cole, your request for a round desk has been denied. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1608 Sorry, but I was looking for more of a Joan of Arc type 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
1609 Another variant of Covid is going around. 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
1610 What platform do I use to reserve a squire? 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
1611 I'm sorry but your employment here violates our medieval hiring policies. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1612 You’ll be taking the knight shift. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1613 Where's the WD-40 I ordered? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1614 'I know you think my garb is ironic." 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
1615 Say good Knight, Gracie 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1616 If it weren't for "Depends", I'd be immobilized by rust. 1.2778 0.04893 108 81 24 3
1617 You work for Amour you wear armor! 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
1618 HR says you win. You will get a cubicle. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1619 I had to call a taxi. Your horse was towed away. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
1620 Our new masking protocols are meant to promote blind recruitment. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1621 It says here that you're willing to start in the mail room. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
1622 Monday's are medieval in HR. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
1623 As I have previously explained, litigation is war. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1624 I love Medieval Mondays. Getting through security not so much. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1625 It's only until I find the Grail. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1626 Go ahead. Tell me. I can keep my trap shut. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1627 You misunderstood: today's dress codes is not "business castle." 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1628 From Buckingham H.R. .. I’m now 2 days in the office, 3 days remote 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1629 The malicious attack, was about protecting your computer.” 1.2771 0.05231 83 61 21 1
1630 They specifically said it was the knight shift. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1631 And, of course, you'll be working in an undisclosed, securer location" 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1632 Ralph, I didn't literally mean a knight in shining armor. Now please, get up from my desk. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
1633 HR's reference to "Knight Shift" is either a typo or a prank, but I'm not taking any chances. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
1634 I assure you, squire is an executive track position. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1635 On in five, Mr. Rock 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1636 I see you are prepared to discuss your performance appraisal. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1637 You definitely chose the right suit for the budget meeting. 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
1638 You misspelled joust. 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
1639 I don’t care what the new, relaxed COVID guidelines say! 1.2762 0.05327 105 83 16 6
1640 Bob, I think you misunderstood when I asked you to work the night shift. 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
1641 I’m sorry I thought this was casual Friday! 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
1642 Who said anything about a hostile takeover? 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
1643 I work the knight shift. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
1644 The Dragon of Accounting is here to tell you cannot use that suit as an expense! 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
1645 I specifically asked for a round desk 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
1646 I see you're asking to switch from the knight shift. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
1647 Is my summer armor back from the cleaners? 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
1648 It feels like centuries since we've been back at the office. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1649 This is a chain letter, I asked for my mail. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
1650 Another petition to update our dress code? 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
1651 how do you walk in those," they both said simultaneously to each other 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
1652 Drawbridge still stuck, huh? 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1653 I'm just not sure you're qualified for a super visor role... 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1654 I slay dragons on Thursday nights with my kickball team. 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
1655 I take it you're the one who called the EEOC. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
1656 Why do you recommend taking out my term "crusade" from our future projections? 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1657 This is fine, but I'll need it in Middle English for the round table. 1.2752 0.05662 109 87 14 8
1658 Does this make me look fat? 1.2752 0.05027 109 83 22 4
1659 We can't ask about personal matters, but most of our employees are middle-aged. 1.2752 0.04676 109 81 26 2
1660 The new variant’s spike protein is apparently really sharp. 1.2750 0.05329 80 59 20 1
1661 You’re a bean counter, not a defender of the universe. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1662 Oh, fuck! 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1663 Yes of course we rescue trans-damsels. Just who do they think we are? 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1664 Just wanted to be ready in case Will Smith shows up. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1665 HR said the job required a suit. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
1666 I may not be your knight in shining armor, but I must be somebodys 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1667 There are three damsels in distress in reception and one dragon flaming out. Who shall I send in first? 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
1668 I forgot to do laundry 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1669 Between airborne viruses, workplace violence and sexual harassment, I decided this is probably my best option. 1.2747 0.06264 91 73 11 7
1670 It's all in a knight's work. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1671 You have to stop CCing me on chainmail. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1672 Oh please, you don’t have to call me sir. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1673 Uh, no, I know nothing about these moat expenses. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1674 I demand an ironclad guarantee! 1.2747 0.06264 91 73 11 7
1675 Yes, I saw the article. They're trying to paint me as medieval. It's just the world we live in now... 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
1676 The original Steel Dossier 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1677 Didn’t you get the memo? We now have casual Fridays and Medieval Mondays. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1678 I've always been a Knights fan. My dad was a Knights fan. 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1679 We ride at dawn. Of course, overtime will be involved. 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1680 I don't know boss, but getting a vaccine might be a better idea 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1681 ...and who ordered the rectangular table for the conference room? 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
1682 How many times must I tell you there’s no need to work all night? 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
1683 I'm looking for someone with more of a background in pillaging and marauding. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
1684 You make hybrid work look so easy. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
1685 I hear you're into Heavy Metal Mr. Smith.. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1686 What? It’s a suit. 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
1687 Another bad hair day,Mrs. Wilson? 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1688 What glass ceiling? 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1689 I appreciate that you’re prepared to lay down your life for me, but you still need to use spell check. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1690 The Queen asked me to remind you it is a figure of speech. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1691 Dress for the job you want, not the one you have. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1692 I feel like you're getting a little defensive. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1693 I know the mandate's been lifted, but I like to play it safe. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1694 Susan, cancel my 8:00 joust tomorrow morning- I have a date with that fair maiden from accounting and I plan on getting quite unchivalrous. 1.2737 0.06068 95 76 12 7
1695 Any experience being in distress? 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1696 It's my new subway wear. It stops knives and bullets...And no need to wear a mask. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1697 It's just that I prefer a round table. 1.2736 0.05925 106 86 11 9
1698 Word is you've been lancing a lot around here lately... 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1699 Yes sir, I'm positive being in stocks is a good thing. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1700 Yes, you've come to the right department, but we have no mail today. 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
1701 I have a hard time believing you’ve slain five dragons. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1702 Can you make twelve copies and place them on the Round Table? 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1703 I find it keeps people from making sexist comments 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
1704 For last weeks casual Friday, I wore a bunny suit. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1705 I thought writers were thick-skinned but I think you're overdoing it. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1706 I see you're not wearing a mask 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1707 At this point, riding a horse is cheaper than driving. 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
1708 Would you have any problem working knights? 1.2727 0.05888 99 79 13 7
1709 You may be in the Dark Ages, but I'm not having it. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1710 I’m done being a corporate pawn. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1711 Hope there's no line for the men's bathroom! 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
1712 To be honest, sir, I was expecting a round table. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1713 Miss Jones, take an epistle." 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1714 We’re cutting armor shine out of the budget. 1.2727 0.05888 99 79 13 7
1715 Well, you mentioned in your resume that you were comfortable working night shifts. 1.2727 0.05888 99 79 13 7
1716 I've had enough of your castles in the air attitude 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1717 That was night shift with an “N,” Bob. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1718 Rumor is you were hired because you're a veteran. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1719 Impressive, but I'm looking for someone who slays. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1720 I feel my position is in danger right now. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1721 This was the only mask I had. I would have looked silly if I wore it without the rest of the suit. 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
1722 Not everyone likes working the knight shift. 1.2717 0.06202 92 74 11 7
1723 Why aren’t you ready? We’re storming the board meeting at two. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1724 I tip my helmet for your choice of office power avatar Gerry. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1725 We're expecting a hostile takeover bid. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1726 I think you might be a bit confused about the night shift... 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
1727 That’s only five feet. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1728 You know I was up for that promotion, why are you jousting me? 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
1729 Are you wearing Arm and Hammer? 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
1730 No, seriously, this is the only suit I own. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
1731 How's your crusade against casual Friday's going? 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
1732 We'll be sure to discuss your qualifications at our next Round Table. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
1733 No, no…today’s negotiation may involve VERBAL jousting. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
1734 Don't point that thing at me! 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1735 I don’t think you’re suited for this job. You can’t tell clients their mother was a hamster. 1.2712 0.04763 118 99 12 7
1736 Yeah I just transferred from the Lands Between branch. The bosses there were so difficult. 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1737 We promoted you to Night manager, Harold--not Knight manager. Now go change out of that before someone thinks they can take your promotion by killing you in a duel. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1738 I could really use another flagon of mead before I have to joust with the I.T. guy. 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1739 Can you write these memos in Middle English? 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
1740 I heard chivalry was dead 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1741 I thought you were on the night shift. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1742 You try working in H.R. 1.2708 0.06012 96 77 12 7
1743 I think you are taking this night shift thing a little too far. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1744 Yea, you’re probably right. I overdid the COVID-protective thing! 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1745 I’m gonna get medieval on your ass. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1746 Well yes now that it’s written I can see there’s no K in night shift 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1747 Truthfully, I prefer working the night shift. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1748 George, the masking mandate has ended. You can take off your helmet 1.2706 0.05128 85 63 21 1
1749 As CEO and Chairman, I warned you I’d be taking on a duel role here. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1750 Actually my friends call me Steely Dan! Not Sir! 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1751 At first, because the N95 gave me a rash. Now, it's just a habit. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
1752 I see the paper's hired a knight editor. 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
1753 I'm sorry, Repunzel. It's the hair. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1754 How you dress is up to you, but HR ruled you have to leave your lances at home. 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
1755 So find a place that does give a straw! 1.2703 0.07016 74 60 8 6
1756 Here is your polishing cloth bill for the month, sir. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
1757 Boss, I see you’re ready for this sixth Omicron variant! 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
1758 Surfing for serfs again lance 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
1759 Great resume, I'd love to hire you; can you work knight shift? 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
1760 Not another law suit. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1761 I lost my mask. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1762 Sir, you mistook the memo, Medieval Friday was only a jest! 1.2698 0.07575 63 51 7 5
1763 Show the damsel in 1.2697 0.04993 89 66 22 1
1764 They hired me to bring back a touch of the Old School qualities. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1765 You really should dress for the job you want. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1766 Enough about me. How was your weekend? 1.2697 0.06345 89 72 10 7
1767 Well since you got across the moat ... Then you're the kind of shark this firms been looking for! 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
1768 Just a reminder from HR. Basically it suggests not to assume you can wear the same attire here, as you may have become used to, while working from home. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1769 Find everything I need to know about the Bubonic variant of concern! 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1770 Echo? What echo? 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1771 They didn’t approve my transfer. Says I’m not properly suited for the job. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
1772 If I have to return to the office. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1773 The dress code is pretty loose. I use a lot of oil. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1774 The CDC says you don't need that anymore. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
1775 I’ll need a horse, a lance, and a damn good business plan. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
1776 No, Will Smith is not in the building. 1.2692 0.05834 104 84 12 8
1777 I’m beginning to sense a combative tone in your voice, Ms. Wilkins! 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
1778 Shall I hold your mail? 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
1779 You're scaring the clients. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1780 Please bring me the Camelot file 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1781 When we asked if you could work nights, this isn't what we meant. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1782 I'm sorry, sir, they're out of round tables. 1.2692 0.04779 104 78 24 2
1783 What exactly is the nature of your distress? 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
1784 Stacey, I think that our case is ironclad. 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
1785 Judith, this contract is iron clad 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1786 I think we can both agree that chivalry is not dead. 1.2692 0.04339 130 98 29 3
1787 New Mask? 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1788 I'm still not comfortable unmasking. 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
1789 Shall I interpret this as welcome chivalry or backward thinking prejudice? 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
1790 They can boot me out and down the stairs, but I won't go quietly. 1.2688 0.06330 93 76 9 8
1791 I just felt safer working from home. 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
1792 Ask Personnel to hire me a squire, asap. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1793 I see you're taking COVID precautions to a whole new level... 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1794 This is the hardest part of my job Tina. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1795 There's a dragon at reception who says he has an appointment with you? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1796 Ah, gotcha. You said you’d be working knights. I thought you meant that you’d be working nights. 1.2685 0.04853 108 84 20 4
1797 Yes, I’m working the knight shift. 1.2685 0.05825 108 88 11 9
1798 They told me that you'd be hard to approach, Smedley... 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
1799 You don’t understand. The suit is my healthcare plan. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1800 The tax collector wants to know if you’re ready to joust. 1.2685 0.04853 108 84 20 4
1801 I had to get a second job because my wife wants to remodel the castle. 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
1802 Low and behold, the pen was mightier than the sword. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
1803 Yeah, I have lost weight. Thanks for noticing. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
1804 Please have maintenance send someone to meet me in the men's room--with a can opener. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
1805 Yes, this is the mail room. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1806 You’re a jester jouster Chester and you still need a mask. 1.2680 0.06133 97 79 10 8
1807 Effective leadership, Sir, starts with a round table. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
1808 NOW who has thin skin, Janet? 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
1809 Joust in time. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1810 I'll say it again, we cannot land this account by laying siege to their office park. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1811 K.H.R. The "K" is silent. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1812 It's just easier than explaining why I'm still wearing a mask 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1813 Didn’t you get the memo about Medieval Mondays? 1.2674 0.06496 86 70 9 7
1814 Yes, it's the new N-1066AD mask, and matching attire. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1815 I can't do paperless until they implement the helmet mode face ID. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1816 I expected your desk to be round. 1.2673 0.05052 101 77 21 3
1817 Sir, Is that Really YOU? 1.2673 0.05783 101 81 13 7
1818 No one shines armor in this county. 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
1819 Someone will be right out to help you suit up 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1820 For the last time Sir Lancelot, m'lady is not an HR-approved pronoun. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1821 Any metalwork or welding experience? 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1822 Maybe we could learn to juggle bowling balls, too? 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1823 I remember the days when wearing a condom was enough protection. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1824 I'm pretty handy with the Three-In-One Oil. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1825 Your two o'clock joust with Marketing has been pushed back to three. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1826 Do Androids dream of Covid-19? You bet! 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1827 I started in the mail room. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1828 I don’t care what shape the table is Chuck, just make sure there are no comically large drumsticks at the meeting this week. Donuts will do. 1.2667 0.04336 105 83 19 3
1829 I'm not seeing any broadaxe experience in your resume. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1830 I'll give you my comments on the report, but first let's agree that nobody needs to get defensive here. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1831 My mail! My mail! Why do you keep bringing me these letters?" 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1832 Nice mask. First day back in the office? 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
1833 Yes it's true. I was de-moated. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1834 The women of the office have elected me to tell you we are not doing Medieval Mondays. 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
1835 Your resume is quite impressive; unfortunately, I’m looking for a damsel in distress. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1836 This damsel is here to relieve you from your knight shift." " 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
1837 This states you have a backbone of steel. Can you elaborate? 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
1838 This isn't really what I meant when I said I was waiting for my knight in shining armour 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
1839 Looks iron clad to me. 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1840 I told you I'm not doing dragon stuff anymore! I'm an accountant now! 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1841 Chivalry: New company policy. 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
1842 You wanted to see me, Sir? 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
1843 No, you can't have a moat around your desk. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
1844 I see you're on the knight shift this week 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
1845 Haven't you heard of COVID? 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1846 Sorry,your résumé’s rusty for a job in the mailroom 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
1847 You'll like working here. We've eliminated all sexual harassment. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1848 I asked you to bring me a pardoner, not paper. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
1849 Can you at least ride a horse? 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
1850 Oh, you're working knight shift now? 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
1851 Did this come with the mail? 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
1852 No, no. It's night shift. 1.2655 0.05482 113 91 14 8
1853 Chivalry isn't dead ... but it is on deadline. 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
1854 Please tell us why you'd be a good fit at Round Table. 1.2653 0.06077 98 80 10 8
1855 Did you get your Covid booster shot ? 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1856 These need to be sent anonymously. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1857 How’s the boiling oil contract coming along? 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1858 Hard no from Materials Management for a round table. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1859 Would you like the good news or the bad news? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1860 I'd like to be reassigned to the day shift. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1861 Reading this memo is pure torture. 1.2647 0.05009 102 82 15 5
1862 You cannot disemploy me, I abdicate! 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1863 There's a new variant. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1864 According to HR you don't have to call me Sir 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
1865 Pulling an all-nighter? 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1866 Last week it was just a tin hat. 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
1867 If Arthur calls, tell him I'm not around. 1.2645 0.04660 121 96 20 5
1868 Mr. Rock should I send Mr. Smith in now? 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1869 Perhaps a mask would suffice. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1870 Medieval font is preferred. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1871 What makes you think that my feedback will be negative? 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1872 Oh, no, I always dress this way. I don't want anyone to know that I'm wearing a mask for COVID underneath. I'd be embarrassed. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1873 I’m ready to see the auditor. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1874 We "need you on the board" means something different than you think. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
1875 What do you mean you are sick of me getting oiled at work? 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1876 Well, if you had just sucked it up and gotten vaccinated, we wouldn't have made you do this. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1877 I got demoted from the round table to the rectangular tables with the rest of you. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1878 So, you need a hero. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
1879 I told you I needed a round table." 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
1880 You seem a wee bit defensive… 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
1881 Grace, didn't you see this memo about wearing PPE in my office? 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1882 The client is absolutely medieval. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1883 you know very well that, that is not the kind of suit HR told you to wear 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
1884 The arms race has taken a new turn 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
1885 Yes Ser, I know, winter is coming. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
1886 So your the new IRS auditor. 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
1887 I thought you were going to "night" school. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
1888 Not sure you understand how our firewall works. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1889 Excuse me, Mr. Wells but you are wanted in the R&D department. Something about a time machine. 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
1890 are you available for the night shift ? 1.2637 0.06218 91 74 10 7
1891 Wondering if you can give me an example of how you've used valor or gallantry or dragons in the workplace before? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1892 You misspelled quixotic. 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
1893 It’s a war out there. You need to be dressed for the job. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1894 In my defense, some of our clients do look a bit like dragons. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1895 Welcome to HR 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
1896 Fired? Well, screw you and the horse you rode in on 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1897 What?! They cancelled the hostile takeover? 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1898 Are you able to work knights? 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1899 You're right. In this case I think 'gasknighted' is appropriate. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1900 Okay. Bring in the first performance review. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1901 So the rumors are true, you are a hardnose 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
1902 Welcome back from working at home. We did some reorganization and you will be working the Knight shift! 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1903 I'm meeting with shareholders 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1904 Your corporate raiding experience would translate well to a career in sacking and pillaging! 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
1905 My therapist told me I need to work on my confidence. 1.2626 0.05847 99 80 12 7
1906 Regarding your ‘edict’-these medieval policies don’t resonate with today’s enlightened work force. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1907 The window washer doesn't care whether you have thick skin. 1.2626 0.06021 99 81 10 8
1908 How was the knight shift? 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1909 Are you amenable to working knights? 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1910 Well, this damsel in distress needs transparent pay scales. 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
1911 Unfortunately, the knight shift has been taken. 1.2626 0.04887 99 75 22 2
1912 I was told that masks are optional. 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
1913 We have a quixotic dress code here. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1914 I forgot my mask 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1915 We ran out of PPE. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1916 This is how we did it in the old days 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1917 What do you mean “not eligible under ADA”? 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1918 Please tell Mr. Smith that the Academy has,in fact,decided to rescind his Oscar. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1919 Have the staff meet me at the Round Table in half an hour. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1920 Can you run out and pick up some WD40? I can’t get up out of my chair. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1921 what can you do? 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
1922 Seems like a feudal effort 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1923 I can't read. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1924 What I really need is a knight in a corporate meeting with a good explanation for why we can't stay within our budget. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1925 It's nice to have the flexibility to still work from the castle. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1926 Mhmhmff Fhmmfh Hmphmfh. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1927 Don’t judge me by my looks. 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
1928 I may not have a round table... but I will face the Devil himself in this audit." 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
1929 I'd like to send some chain mail. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1930 This was my safe career. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1931 Procurement says rectangular desks are all they have. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1932 The Mask Mandate is over! 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1933 Send in Will Smith. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
1934 So, Ms. Fletcher, you don't actually have any experience making arrows? 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
1935 That does not make you my knight in shining armor 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1936 I guess you already heard about the new variant. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1937 From the Round Table, to a cubicle. How the mighty have fallen. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1938 Nice to meet another Rutgers grad! 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1939 l hereby anoint you me administrative squire. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
1940 One great thing about working here is that sexual harassment is never an issue! 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1941 There's been a complaint you have a waste-paper trebuchet hidden under your desk. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1942 This was the only suit that still fits 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
1943 I'll be taking the Subway to the clients office Ms. Wiggins. 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
1944 My contract is ironclad. You cannot fire me! 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
1945 Don't you think you are taking the pandemic cautions too far. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1946 In that outfit it will be easier to bounce ideas off you. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1947 OK, I'm ready. Send in Mrs. Haggleton and her insufferable son. 1.2609 0.05756 92 75 11 6
1948 I thought they wanted me for the night shift. 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1949 Good night 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1950 I could slay a dragon for you, but I can't help with grammar. 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
1951 Turns out they said night at the interview, I heard knight. 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
1952 Oh,I think you misunderstood when we said we needed you on the night shift 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1953 Well they did ask me to do knight duty." 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
1954 This working knights is killing me. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1955 I'm presenting at the Oscars tonight. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1956 I dislike coming to the office, but my castle doesn't have Wi-Fi. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1957 Your performance appraisal's today? Surely you joust. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1958 I you can get this off me, you're hired. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
1959 Sticks and stones can't break my bones, but word processing does hurt me. 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
1960 HR needs you to stop sweeping female coworkers off their feet. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
1961 Your work isn’t cutting it, Mrs. Williams. Enough verbal jousting! 1.2600 0.04632 100 79 18 3
1962 Apparently Google self-corrected from nightly in the boss's memo. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1963 I think this would be perfect for our roundtable next week. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1964 I'm ready for my afternoon joust. Did you make arrangements for a horse? 1.2600 0.04632 100 75 24 1
1965 I see they have you working the knight shift again 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1966 Patricia, can you check to see if my lance has been straightened and my steed re-shod? 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
1967 I didn't get your email. Again, it's Melanie, not m'lady. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
1968 Not in? Surely you jest.. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
1969 When I told you that you would be working the night shift I didn't think you would take it so seriously. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
1970 Nadn burwahda adda, Mff bwuhkz. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
1971 Are you available knights and weekends? 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
1972 The pay scale for windmill tilting was simply too low. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1973 What are you thoughts on Succession? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1974 I dress for the job I want, not the job I have. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
1975 I assume this means we're sticking with masks 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1976 Let's get this straight, I'm your administrative assistant, not your damned squire! 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1977 Purchasing says you are responsible for your own WD-40. 1.2593 0.05483 108 87 14 7
1978 Why the long face today? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1979 How would you like naming our son Lance? 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
1980 No,I hired you for the night shift 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1981 So we're looking at a 15% housing price increase next year, along with an invasion of pillaging hordes. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1982 Couldn't your demand for a duel have been an email? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1983 No, I think that is you that should stop being so defensive. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1984 Don't follow my instructions mechanically... never forget you are human. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1985 I'd like to help, ma'am, but if corporate says this damsel isn't strictly in 'distress,' then my hands are tied. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1986 I'm hosting the Oscars tonight. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1987 I'm really tired of working nights. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1988 I shall deliver this at once to Sir Cularfile. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1989 It’s perhaps no secret that my editing skills are a bit rusty. 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
1990 Guess I misunderstood what you meant by the night shift. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1991 Sir, don’t you think you’re taking this cyberattack a little too seriously? 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1992 Clarence, maybe we should talk about our policy of openness and transparency. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
1993 Perhaps something a little less up to date. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
1994 Oh, suddenly 'No loud attire' just means whatever Janice wants? 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1995 No Steve, I asked you to work nights. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
1996 Lower the drawbridge. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1997 I'm ready to give you your review now. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
1998 Don't forget that rust never sleeps 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
1999 Lower the face plate a little, and I'll pour in the coffee. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2000 Miss Jones, I got here by going to knight school. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2001 I’m sorry to see you leave. Uh, what do you mean by “irreconcilable cultural differences”? 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2002 Good knight,sir knight. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2003 We have a very open atmosphere except for lèse-majesté around the water cooler. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2004 Sir, I don't believe social joustice is a thing. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2005 Do you think this will protect me from getting laid off? 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2006 Nice try with the moat and riddles three. You've been served. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
2007 We thought you were going to work remoatly today. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2008 So, what pronoun should we call you? 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
2009 Hey Bill, You're serious about your malware protection aren't you? 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
2010 We think you’ll be happier on knight shift. 1.2581 0.04811 93 70 22 1
2011 I just feel safer wearing a mask. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2012 I see you're prepared for our round-table discussion today." 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2013 To find the Grail, you must first produce the inventory report." 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2014 Not "letter opener." I said "mail opener!" 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2015 Good news! Accounting said armor is a reimbursable expense 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2016 This is my formal fortknight notice 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2017 When you work in H.R. you need the extra protection. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2018 recycled soup cans? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2019 You’re perfect for the position, Miss Wench. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
2020 Should I prepare the Round Table for lunch sir? 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2021 They say you’re a hard ass, but I didn’t realize…. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
2022 Excuse me Sir, but your horse just pooped in my parking spot. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2023 You joust! 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2024 If I get one more piece of chain mail in my inbox, Linda... 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2025 So that’s what the “K” in KN95 stands for. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
2026 Nice resume but can you joust? 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
2027 The job requires working knights. 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
2028 As you can see, I am suitably impressed by your CV. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
2029 I think it's been escalated, Sir Willam. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
2030 Any chance we could get an Ottoman in here? 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
2031 I'm the Knight Clerk but you can just call me 'Sir'. How may I help you? 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2032 Imma go Medieval on these progress reports. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2033 You rang, my liege? 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2034 I never got a heart, but I am on my way to getting a pension. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2035 The exit interviewees all showed up 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2036 No, I don't feel I'm being 'overly defensive.' 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2037 Well, this is casual to ME! 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
2038 They’re reminding us to charge to accounting, not at accounting. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2039 This isn't what I meant by dress for the job you want, Derrick. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2040 I'd prefer not to talk about it. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2041 I cannot fathom why the report would have so many typos. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2042 Prithee, fair maiden, canst thou explain thy meaning: hostile work environment? 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2043 No point in asking how the shareholders meeting went. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2044 My eyes are up here Ms. Edwards. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2045 I thought you said could I work nights. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2046 I'm sorry to report that someone took your lubricating oil from the break room. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2047 I'm just a Templar 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2048 Where I come from, masks are the bare minimum. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2049 You're right. We have to steel ourselves for this crisis. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2050 yes, but can you stave off attacks with a sword? 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2051 But Sir,I heard Covid was over. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2052 You're violating our company dress code. You're not wearing a tie. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2053 It deflects microagressions. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2054 The boardroom table arrived. The designer decided hexagon is nicer than round. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2055 But you said you wanted to work old school. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2056 It’s optional. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2057 Just call me Dame Judi. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
2058 Chivalry demands my attorney review these before I sign. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2059 This is PPE for the "Dragon" variant 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2060 Not so, I am totally open to criticism 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2061 I’m ready. Bring in the auditors 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2062 They’re letting me go due to a lack of vision. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2063 Is this your way of hiding from the Me-Too People? 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
2064 I just assumed you'd be working the knight shift 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2065 I am prepared to defend this budget. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2066 When chivalry went out of style, I decided to go into accounting. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2067 The day shift is for closers. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2068 I'm trying to protect myself from the blue light. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2069 “Still trying to figure out what the ‘new normal’ is.” 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2070 I decided to mask against macro-organisms as well. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2071 The armor mandate has actually been lifted, sir. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2072 You know what they say. Dress for the job you want. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2073 I take chain mail very seriously. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2074 But this is a suit... 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2075 Do you have a quest for me?” 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2076 Complaints have recently taken a nasty turn. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2077 With regard to the pen’s might. I’ll need a rewrite there. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2078 So what if I was out with some friends last night and didn't quite make it home in time to dress for the office 1.2553 0.04768 94 71 22 1
2079 Shall I bring you your mail? 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
2080 I'll admit, this is one way to prevent sexual harassment. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2081 Can't meet this afternoon. I have a joust. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2082 Relax! It's more comfortable than it looks! 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
2083 Thanks Phyllis. Yep, I think I’m all set for the in-person staff meeting. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2084 You think you can't rise above the glass ceiling? How do you think I feel stuck in this shining armor? 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2085 Long day's journey into knight? 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2086 And you have experience with catapults? 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2087 -... and then she left without even saying good knight. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
2088 Sir, Your a day early... This is Formal Wednesday... 1.2551 0.05487 98 81 11 6
2089 I know knight’s armor doesn’t stop Covid. I’m not an idiot. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
2090 This is not exactly what we meant by night work. 1.2549 0.05692 102 83 12 7
2091 A ‘one knight’ stand. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
2092 What exactly is Mr Post doing on the ledge outside your window? 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
2093 So you're interviewing for the knight shift? 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
2094 My side hustle is at Medieval Times 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
2095 Sixty words per minute is the coin of the realm 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
2096 The staff thinks that they can't get "face time" with you. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2097 What do you mean that it makes others feel uncomfortable when I'm around them ? 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2098 You may think it’s cool sir but it really isn’t your strong suit… 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2099 Mr. Rock, Will Smith is in the lobby. He says you're expecting him? 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2100 It’ s French for love 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
2101 Why must everybody challenge me? 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2102 He wants to joust you for your chair. What should I tell him? 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2103 Oval schmoval, Candace, order me a round table! 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2104 It's time to meet with the shareholders. I see you're prepared. 1.2533 0.06869 75 62 7 6
2105 I'm told you're the person to speak to about the new dress code. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2106 Signing up for negotiations, are we? 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2107 Good Knight Mr S.mith 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2108 It's a great Covid defense but I can't hear very well 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2109 Let's not bring Bill Gates into this. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2110 Are you goin' commando underneath that? 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2111 I hope you didnt have plans tonight Lancelot, we're going to need you to work late 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2112 Just in case, performing in front of Wil Smith tonight. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2113 Is that your flagon of mead in the break room? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2114 The good news is that they now make office armor that accommodates sitting. -Jessica E. Meth, Larchmont NY 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2115 We're Will Smith's agency, and he's coming over today for a meeting. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2116 It’s official– I’m now in charge of enforcing the company’s booster mandate. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
2117 Big meeting today? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2118 Another day at the Knight Desk 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2119 Frankly, Miss Sims, I'm sick and tired of people asking me which Heavy Metal band I was in. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2120 They told me I should get ready for night work. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2121 I am happy that you are a Knight of Columbus and not one of those weird knights! 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2122 Is the round table for the board room still on backorder? 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2123 Terrific third quarter, m' lady! 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
2124 Not what I meant when I told him have a good night 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2125 In this job I've learned when to pick my battles. 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
2126 I only see you as a heat register... 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2127 One days like this it feels like the sword is mightier. 1.2530 0.04801 83 62 21 0
2128 This firm's guaranty is iron clad. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2129 If you don't like my outfit, cancel casual Friday, Linda" 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2130 This job is not for the thin skinned. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2131 Counselor, this has to ironclad. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2132 Too many slings and arrows? 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2133 I don’t do email—I do chain mail. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2134 Trial by combat for the corner cubicle has been denied. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2135 New covid protocol, yours is at your desk. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2136 I'd rather work at a round table. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2137 Forget the unicorns, it's dragon time. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2138 No, I'm not jesting about jousting, Ms. Knight. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2139 It's k 95 armor. Now bring in the next supplicant. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2140 It happens to some men when they reach middle age. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2141 You really think this is the way to Protect yourself from COVID? 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2142 That's not what they meant when they switched you to the night shift. Now can I have my desk back? 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2143 What do you mean that you're not interested in middle aged guys? 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2144 Simply mentally preparing myself for the weekly budget meeting, no longer seems sufficient. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2145 This is what happens when you choose every battle. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2146 I hate to offend ye, Mr. Arthur, but that was definitely a Round Table meeting that could have been an email. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2147 Don't you think just wearing a mask would be enough protection from the virus? 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2148 Well, as they say, prevention is better than cure. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2149 Your mutton is stinking up the break room fridge. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2150 Okay, okay...maybe I am being a little defensive. 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
2151 What made you interested in the knight shift? 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2152 I couldn't find my mask 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2153 Ready to defend your budget proposal? 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2154 This is the new Mask Policy! 1.2527 0.06171 91 75 9 7
2155 I am now ready for the tax auditors 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2156 So, Do I still have to rear the damn mask? 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2157 Your cleaners called…you picked up the wrong suit. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2158 My other suit is being shined. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2159 it's a young company, you're the only one who's Middle-Aged 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
2160 What are you staring at? 1.2526 0.05980 95 78 10 7
2161 Miss Willams, please cancel my two-o'clock. I have a joust in Jersey and won't be back in time. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
2162 The mailroom is down the hall 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
2163 Well, you don't have to be so defensive! 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
2164 I told him I was going to get medieval on his...never mind. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2165 Yes I make the decisions, and stop calling me the tin man! 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
2166 Seriously, Wanda, do you really believe “A man’s home is his castle” is a debunked conspiracy theory? 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
2167 I'm protecting myself in case Will Smith comes after me. 1.2524 0.06127 103 87 6 10
2168 Yeah, I'm on knight shift all week. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
2169 No, I'm Percival, but we get that a lot. 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
2170 Sir, it's time to put the pedal to the metal. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2171 Lunch sounds great. How about White Castle? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2172 My 500th High School reunion is coming up and I wanted to make sure I could wear my old cheerleading uniform all day. 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
2173 Young reviewing your employment history, there seems to be a gap during the crusades period..... 1.2500 0.06312 88 73 8 7
2174 I’m on the knight shift 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
2175 I don't care how much you love it, you're not wearing your knight suit to lunch with a client. 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
2176 It seems I misunderstood the night-shift part. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
2177 There's been an attack. Who are the Cybers? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2178 All my other suits were at the dry cleaners. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2179 You've been forwarding a little too much chain mail lately. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2180 'I was unable to get Kevlar." 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2181 This should give you some indication how extreme the office politics are here. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2182 Sometimes I leave for the coliseum straight from work. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2183 I distinctly ordered a round table. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
2184 Your armor is not shining. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2185 I take it you've never been to knight school. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2186 I see you prefer traditional personal protective equipment. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2187 You realize their words can still hurt you, right? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2188 Looks to me like you wish to be rescued from your current job. 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
2189 I was told to brace for a cyber attack. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2190 Sir, I just don’t think it’s a good look when your the head of HR. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2191 In addition, I'm very good at handling mail 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2192 You're the new knight shift applicant? 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
2193 I can’t help it, you know, it’s my ancestors DNA 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2194 I prefer the night shift. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2195 Your request for a round desk was denied. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
2196 It's the only suit I own. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2197 I'm flattered, Wendy, but my last office romance ended badly. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2198 Sorry, Clyde, but the Dark Knight wears a Batman costume 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
2199 Was this a roundtable decision? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2200 Took my lunch break at the Renaissance Faire" 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2201 No, I said chain e-mail. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2202 Who's your tailor? 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2203 I just don’t “do” white satin. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
2204 The mayor lifted the mask mandate, sir. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
2205 Where is your appropriate work PPE Janice? 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
2206 Personnel stressed I'd need to be prepared working nights. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
2207 There’s a horse in your parking spot ! 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2208 I'm sorry, Gwendolyn, I couldn't understand your report on the Crusades because it's written in modern English. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2209 I won't be here tomorrow morning; I work the Knight shift. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2210 never goes out of style 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2211 I haven't given casual Friday much thought yet. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2212 And please add a tube of armor shiner to your to do list. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2213 Ted, this is not what the company means by 'casual Friday.' 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2214 When i call you i expect you to charge in ! 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2215 Sometimes I feel like my Middle Age crisis is not going unnoticed. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2216 I can’t believe they demoted me to the rectangular table 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2217 I'm an old soul where suits are concerned. 1.2500 0.06515 88 74 6 8
2218 What time is my Duel? 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
2219 My hazmat suit is in the wash. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2220 You really seem to be taking to the knight shift, Mr. James. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2221 I’m steeling myself against bad news! 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2222 An N95 mask is all you really neeed. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2223 The winner of the joust decides once and for all how many spaces go after a period. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2224 Iron, yes, but not Iron Man 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2225 You’re saying I’m contractually obligated to joust? 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
2226 I’m still not calling you “Sir”, Derek. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
2227 I guess you didn't get the memo. The Governor is lifting mask restrictions. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2228 None of my other suits fit anymore. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2229 It's part of our shift from cutting edge to bleeding edge. 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
2230 Round table? Budget review? Board meeting? Bring it on. 1.2500 0.04684 104 80 22 2
2231 We're not going jousting for happy hour, Ted 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2232 I ran out of regular masks 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
2233 Are you the night duty person? 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
2234 I miss my old round table 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2235 You can take that off now, the client’s dropped the suit. 1.2500 0.04526 124 99 20 5
2236 You look like the animal in last weeks cartoon 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
2237 Impressive resume,but I'm concerned about the difference in our ages 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
2238 I'm sorry to inform you that our jousting department has been liquidated. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2239 The CDC recommends taking additional precautions with this new variant 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
2240 I'm worried your column may come across a little dated. 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
2241 I'm a lawyer 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2242 Is this the Medieval History Department? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2243 Sir, I’ve been elected to let you know there’s something creepy about a boss with a persecution complex 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
2244 My doctor said I was iron deficient. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2245 You're fired,Ms. Nelson. I would rise for emphasis,but I'm barefoot. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2246 Sir, is this your first root canal." 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2247 I work in stocks. That’s why I couldn’t stand up when you came in. 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
2248 Sarah, this is the first I've heard that the annual Office Ren Faire has been canceled, and I am not pleased. 1.2479 0.04361 117 92 22 3
2249 I'm doing my best to avoid synthetic fibers. 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
2250 Looks great, let me just trebuchet this over to accounting for final review. 1.2477 0.04728 109 88 17 4
2251 Sorry Janie, but the knight shift is already filled up. 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
2252 It would be easier if you just got vaccinated. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
2253 Let’s take five. I need to visit the little knight’s room.” 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
2254 Covid restrictions have been lifted, James 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
2255 We have a business chivalrous dress code 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
2256 I’m sorry, but for some reason I can’t read a single word. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
2257 I need you to find a round table for the conference room. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2258 You'll need a thick skin if you want to work here. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2259 Remove the head from the windowsill, get rid of it discreetly, and say nothing to anyone about it." 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
2260 We've had complaints from staff that you are hard to read. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2261 People are saying you seem a bit defensive. 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
2262 I prefer you call me ‘sir’ 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2263 Your presence is required at a round table discussion. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2264 Shouldn't you be working in the 'Mail' room? 1.2472 0.06247 89 74 8 7
2265 It can’t be that difficult to find an oil can, Ms. Johnson. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2266 Oh, and put the word out that chain mail is okay again. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2267 No, you were not assigned to me as punishment. Where did you get such a silly idea? 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
2268 I think I would be more comfortable with the sword actually 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2269 How did the security awareness training go? 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2270 It's Marketing's idea. We're trying to compete with a talking gecko. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2271 Sorry, I can't see how the pen is mightier than the sword. 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
2272 Use your pen. I want it signed not shredded. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
2273 No, this time it's a cold coffee... 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2274 Who told you we were transferring you to customer relations? 1.2471 0.05268 85 68 14 3
2275 Yes, sir. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2276 And by which hour doth m'lady require this scroll? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2277 It's just a safety precaution. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2278 Laundry day? Laundry day. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2279 I've been asked to present an Oscar. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2280 They stopped using swords to fire people in the 50s. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2281 So the moats you learned to build in business school were literal, huh? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2282 So, you think you have what it takes to work in complaints? 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2283 So are you taking the knight shift? 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
2284 I was an occupation diversity hire. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2285 Boss says that if you fake being sick one more time, he’s gonna take you to the guillotine. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2286 You must be my knight-shift manager 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2287 Desk-bound knight-errant go figure. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2288 I'm not comfortable wearing a mask. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2289 What the hell is an “e-mail”? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2290 What do you mean I don’t fit the office culture? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2291 The Board has nixed the tourney? 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2292 No, Agnes, we didn't mean 'Night Shift'. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2293 sir, we are out of workhorses. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2294 I wasn't ready to stop working from home. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2295 I'm wearing this because I was lanced a lot. 1.2469 0.06462 81 67 8 6
2296 You can relax; Will isn’t coming in today. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2297 What are you lookin at? 1.2469 0.06697 81 68 6 7
2298 Those N-95 masks are just too uncomfortable. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2299 How well can you handle a javelin? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2300 Where is Sancho? 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
2301 Any update on that round table? 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2302 When will you take the knight off? 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2303 Dragon in the Boardroom, you're on. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2304 Is the air conditioner working ? Kinda hot in here. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
2305 I'd say that about covers it. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2306 You're right to shield yourself, because you're not going to like the slings and arrows of what I have to say.... 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2307 Can’t work the night shift? What’s that’s supposed to mean? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2308 Fine, but how about weekends? 1.2469 0.06462 81 67 8 6
2309 Mrs. Jones, Please set up a meeting this afternoon with the Cowardly Lion, the Scarecrow and Dorothy. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2310 There’s no armor mandate in the office, but we are armor-optional and armor-positive. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2311 That's SIR Richard, if you don't mind. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2312 Your jousting. 1.2468 0.05594 77 62 12 3
2313 How’s your jousting? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2314 The knight shift pays better and it’s simplified my wardrobe. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2315 The other knights prefer their cubicles to the round table you ordered. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2316 I'm the new logo for Armour Meats 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2317 Is this really from the princess ? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2318 Because corporate battles are just like war, that's why. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2319 Mr. Smith is here to see you, Mr. Rock. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2320 Oh, I thought they meant the knight shift! 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2321 Show them to conference room with the round table. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2322 I am here for the ivory tower redesign project meeting. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2323 You can't sit there until you pull the sword out of the stone. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2324 Sarge says I'm on desk duty until the board rules the decapitation was in policy. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
2325 Because nobody's wearing masks anymore and you won't let me work from home. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2326 It’s from the dragon, sir, asking you to consider his revised ending to the narrative. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2327 It's been a really hazardous day. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2328 ...and so it looks like Dorothy, the Scarecrow and the Cowardly Lion didn’t show up again! 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
2329 You can knock off now, the day shift has started. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2330 You’re in my seat. Mid evil questions are next aisle.” 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2331 Staff says forget the chivalry, we want equal pay. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2332 They keep assigning me the knight shift 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2333 Around here, Ms. McIntyre, we do not consider "Medieval" a bad thing. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
2334 I find it's really reduced the amount of paper cuts! 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2335 Did you have a specific complaint? 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2336 Just so you know. The mask mandate was lifted. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2337 Do you have some other definition of business casual? 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2338 You can mail this and then bring me a can opener. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2339 ye moldy oldie can I get you a Radio Shack computer? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2340 It's my day to be Knight. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2341 If Renaissance Dry-Cleaning calls, put them through immediately. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2342 Welcome to the Office of Chivalry. How can I be of service, m'lady? 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
2343 But I am wearing a suit. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2344 Greave news, sir. The Daily Mail are closing the knight desk. The editor just ordered me to get your cuirass out of here. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
2345 Your first joust is at eleven this morning. 1.2455 0.05354 110 90 13 7
2346 Are you recyclable, shreddable, or just trash 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
2347 I agree, I'm glad we don't have to joust today. 1.2451 0.05474 102 83 13 6
2348 HR doesn't take lightly the claim that this company is 'in the dark ages'. 1.2449 0.05242 98 80 13 5
2349 I'm working on some new Chris Rock jokes 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
2350 I thought they said I'd be working the knight shift. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
2351 I hope that's your resignation letter. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
2352 You don't need to get so defensive. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
2353 That's not what it says in the employee handbook, Grace. I am wearing a suit. 1.2449 0.05813 98 81 10 7
2354 I trust Doctor Fauci. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2355 Where in this paperwork is my request for a round desk? 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2356 No you may not turn the thermostat up. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2357 No, I do not work knights. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2358 How good are you at rustproofing? 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2359 My door is always open. Me, not so much. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2360 Finally. I’ve been waiting for ages. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2361 Will you please just get the Covid shot? 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2362 I needed this report by nightfall. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2363 We in HR are concerned you didn’t understand you were hired for the night shift… 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2364 Because I just don’t think that a rectangle is a good shape for a conference room table, that’s why. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2365 Mmmph grrrsh frgehphrey crmbsmm. 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2366 The round table is back ordered. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2367 Fresh grass for the company steed is, indeed, a business expense. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2368 So much for that new princess in my life. It's a restraining order." 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2369 You'll need to submit a round table requisition form. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2370 Your teflon resume tells us you won't stick around. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2371 Are you boosted? 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2372 As the new human resource manager, I vow to defend your honor to the death. 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
2373 Jared we told you that you can't cosplay at work. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2374 I wasn’t aware that the CDC had issued another directive on what PPE to use. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2375 I’ve been called into HR. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2376 Just call me Joani. I'll be in charge of glass ceilings. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2377 Jousting on lunch. You in? 1.2442 0.06393 86 72 7 7
2378 I understand you object to my calling you "Fair Maiden." 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2379 I asked for a round table,Miss Smith. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2380 I said you had to work tonight, not as a knight 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2381 So -- you're averse to working knights. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2382 Any new mail? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2383 What is this nightly charge? 1.2439 0.05366 82 67 12 3
2384 If only you can see how impressed I am 1.2439 0.05639 82 67 11 4
2385 I thought today was Feudal Friday. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2386 I never had this kind of complaint in my former job. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2387 I'm prepared for the competition 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2388 I used to carry mace. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2389 I like that revolving door at the entrance, will get one installed at my castle. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2390 We're getting push-back on the new masking policy. 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
2391 I will be leaving promptly at 5. Have my horse ready. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2392 So if I'm understanding this new personnel chart, I'm off dragon duty and back in the mailroom. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2393 If you're auditioning for the role of Dorothy we will need to find you some red shoes. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2394 This guy on Tic Toc told me to dress for the job I want, not the one I have. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
2395 You forgot the catapults. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2396 We're a progressive company , with a forward looking vision , but we do have our traditions !! 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2397 I know it's your first day, but we do have a dress code 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2398 I take it you're working the knight shift again. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
2399 I'm roadtesting alternate realities. What do you think? 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2400 We will take no prisoners in the budget meeting this afternoon - rally the analysts, contact our allies in accounting, and ready my horse! 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2401 I'd like the full "romantic rescue" so you have to bring your horse. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2402 Who farted? 1.2432 0.06887 74 62 6 6
2403 I didn,t mean to offend you when I asked about your proficiency with a broad sword 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2404 Wait... we protect identities? 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2405 Sorry, ma'am, we're looking for a chainmail expert, not an email expert." 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2406 No,we do not discriminate. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2407 Input from the staff meeting — it does help with your bad breath. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2408 Order fewer pencils and more mace. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2409 You have an impressive resume. We particularly liked your use of blackletter. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2410 Say ,"Good Knight", Mrs. Calabash. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2411 HR said they hired a Renaissance man. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2412 I think that wearing a mask is all that’s required. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2413 I know you were hard headed, now this: 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2414 I know you're trying to be funny. But "that's how we did it in the Dark Ages" just isn't all that humorous. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2415 The restaurant asked if you would be okay with a rectangular table. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2416 Helen, please cancel my hydrotherapy session this afternoon. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2417 This is the knight shift. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2418 You're wanted in the mail room. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2419 I heard there wasn't gonna be any lightning today so I'm good. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
2420 I’m not taking any chances with you germ magnets. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
2421 A crusade? No Thelma, it’s more like a media blitz. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
2422 My place or yours? 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
2423 Sir, you’ll still need a PCR Covid test to get in . 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
2424 Bob, I think you're taking my memo on a corporate renaissance a little too literally. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
2425 Miss Snodgrass, I want you to put a stop to these threatening emails. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2426 This isn't the Mail Room, mister! 1.2421 0.05933 95 79 9 7
2427 Could you schedule the jousting for next week? 1.2421 0.04665 95 75 18 2
2428 Why yes, I do miss working remoatly. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2429 See? There's no letter K in the night shift ad. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2430 Our ideal candidate will be middle-aged. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2431 HR heard your complaints. We're ready to take psychological safety seriously. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2432 Chivalry is not dead Miss, it’s just very hard to stand up. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2433 I’ve been demoated. 1.2421 0.04665 95 73 21 1
2434 In order to sign off on this I'm going to need the weekly reports and some WD-40. 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
2435 …and this is the spare room. 1.2418 0.05918 91 75 10 6
2436 They've asked me to do the knight shift. 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
2437 I like contracts like I like my men: ironclad. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2438 Covid restrictions are still being enforced here, Miss Jones! 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
2439 Aren't you taking your new job of Chief Complaint Officer a little too seriously? 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2440 You're the fourth person today to ask me if I'm masked. 1.2418 0.05918 91 75 10 6
2441 Because I was invited to the Academy Awards tonight. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2442 I didn't know I'd have to work knights 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2443 This is my ancestral desk. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2444 I actually wanted to be a therapist, believe it or not. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2445 "Once I finish my last few credits at Knight School, I'm getting out of here! 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2446 Knight shift. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2447 It's the only way I can feel safe since they lifted the mask mandate 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2448 Mid-level? No ma'am, the job posting said medieval. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2449 Mildred, please be sure to be back from lunch before the moat bridge is drawn. 1.2414 0.04614 87 66 21 0
2450 I see you're prepared for our 9:30 budget meeting. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2451 Don't forget to copy Joan of Arc 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2452 Hello Larry 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2453 Hey Gwyn. Has the new round table for the conference room been delivered? 1.2414 0.06110 87 72 9 6
2454 Is the dragon sick of Zoom yet? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2455 And when does the damsel need this report? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2456 ‘’Let me round table this and get back to you” 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2457 Actually it was a huge hassle - until the company extended our bathroom breaks. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2458 I refuse to stop telling bald jokes. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2459 Jason, I think you misread the memo about working nights. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2460 Pasta day in the lunchroom. We need a colander. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2461 Those are the knightly figures. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
2462 I see your jousting experience includes Black Friday shopping. 1.2410 0.06320 83 69 8 6
2463 I'm hoping the waist-up formality distracts from my sweatpants. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2464 I thought I told you I've been attending knight school. 1.2410 0.06548 83 70 6 7
2465 "Don't forget I've got my lube job at four today." 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
2466 Productivity's gone up 400% since the Knights of the Round Table switched to videoconferencing. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
2467 Do you have any experience with Microsoft Excel-iber? 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
2468 Hiding from the creditors again? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2469 Yeah, I guess I wasn’t ready to drop the mask yet. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
2470 When we said you would be working night hours we meant evening not knight hours 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2471 Until Fauci says the pandemic is really over, that's how long. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2472 Tell the garage guy it’s my steed in the reserve space. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2473 I'm pretty sure, sir, face masks are optional. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
2474 It's the new Over Armour. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
2475 Good morning, I’d like to offer you a position at the round table. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2476 When I phone the hotel, will the room be for just one night? 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
2477 That will be all for today, Dorothy. I have to get to my classes at knight school. 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
2478 Yes Ms. Jones, as the head of HR I promise to help everyone, not just damsels in distress. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2479 I just liked the name Squires & Esquires but then the Renaissance Faire crowd found us. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2480 No, I don't think a Brene Brown conference on vulnerability counts as continuing ed for this firm. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2481 You know I can’t lower the bridge before 4:30, Pam 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2482 Tell Will Smith I’ll audition him now Miss Pringle. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2483 I didn't fully understand when I signed up for the knight shift 1.2405 0.06549 79 66 7 6
2484 Sorry but, as you should understand more than anyone, the contact is ironclad. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2485 Its suppose to be an accounting adjustment not a jousting tournament! 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2486 This is your definition of a hazmat suit. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2487 You did say that the paperwork would be Draconic. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2488 What should I do for a squeaky chair? 1.2400 0.04522 100 77 22 1
2489 Read my lips: IT'S TOO WARM IN HERE. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2490 Do I sense some anxiety over your annual performance review, Sir? 1.2400 0.06802 75 63 6 6
2491 I know as an HR exec I’m supposed to be tough, but the last termination got a bit heated. 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
2492 Did you burn a turkey leg in the microwave again? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2493 You need an expense report every single time I'm storming the castle? 1.2400 0.06802 75 63 6 6
2494 I’m sorry, but Staples only has rectangular desks. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2495 Good news Johnson -- the boss has taken you off knight shift 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2496 I believe my memo specified a round table 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2497 I guess it'll do, but I asked for a round table. 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
2498 You can start by rescuing me from the unemployment line. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2499 Your 4 o’clock dragon-slaying was rescheduled to a virtual call. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2500 To obtain a raise, you must answer me, these questions three. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2501 I expected a round desk, actually 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
2502 I hate working the night shift. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2503 It’s a letter of understanding for the terms of your severance package, and no the boss won’t entertain a duel. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2504 My wife says that I'm a paranoid guy, but I don't think so." (Jacob Cisneros, 13 years old 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
2505 Oliver, I hear you've been complaining about the dress code again. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2506 The round table downsized, so here I am. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2507 Excellent! You're Middle Aged! 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2508 I told the boss that I wan't comfortable taking off my mask if I had to return to the office. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2509 When did you transfer to the knight shift? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2510 The plexiglass screens just made it too hard to hear people. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2511 I may seem boring at work, but I do have a very active knight life. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2512 A good offense might be better. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2513 Sir, the staff want to know if you will approve their holiday leave before the siege begins 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2514 I’m calling it a knight, sir 1.2393 0.04317 117 91 24 2
2515 I distinctly requested a round table! 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2516 It would be fine Sid if you just kept wearing a mask. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
2517 So you're the knight shift? 1.2391 0.05859 92 76 10 6
2518 So this is for the night shift? 1.2391 0.05859 92 76 10 6
2519 If you want, maintenance has a can of oil for your hinges. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
2520 What? I'm the office-comedian,everybody knows that. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
2521 I thought Kevlar was fine for Casual Friday 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2522 Impressive resume. Can you make coffee? 1.2391 0.05859 92 76 10 6
2523 Yes, I'm double vaxxed and double boosted. How could you tell? 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2524 I’ve heard it takes a thick skin to manage this department. 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2525 You should know that wearing a mask is not optional 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2526 I always say, dress for the job you want! 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2527 They told me the job required knight work. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2528 Your request for a round table has been denied. 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2529 The job pays well, but this outfit is a real clunker. 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2530 So you’re the one sending chain mail. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2531 I resign. I can’t work with someone who is stuck in the Middle Ages. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
2532 Well, my wife has trouble pronouncing “armoire”. 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
2533 Did you sell my Castle without telling me again? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2534 I guess you didn’t get the memo. Chivalry is dead, Harold. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2535 So, you took the 'get ready for battle' memo literally. 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
2536 Don't you think your taking my request for a bulletproof contract too far? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2537 I was looking for night court 1.2381 0.05332 105 86 13 6
2538 We are offering you early retirement complete with bonus! 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2539 Methinks the lady from HR doth protest too much. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2540 Oh I'm sorry. Looks like we accidently dropped the letter K from our "Wanted, Working Nights" ad. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2541 You forgot the funnel for my coffee. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2542 Please let King Arthur know, the Holy Grail is within our reach! 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2543 But sir, I've already had two booster shots." 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2544 Good night good knight. 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
2545 Oh, that kind of suit... 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2546 Are you the day shift temp here to relieve me? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2547 I said wear under armor when the AC is too cold. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2548 Business is war. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2549 So he said, 'If you're not wearing a suit on Monday, don't bother coming in.' 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
2550 I am pleased to tell you Sir, your request for a moat has been approved 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
2551 Sure, I'm happy to be back in the office. Why? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2552 I thought we were meeting at the round table. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2553 I'm taking over the knight shift. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2554 I'm sorry, but firewall protection isn't what it sounds like. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2555 I’m clamping down on people coming in late. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2556 Are you waiting for the next Russian missile? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2557 Knight and Day, you are the one! 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2558 I love the knight life. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2559 Hence forth, Casual Friday shall be known as Gwyneth Paltrow Friday. 1.2375 0.06474 80 67 7 6
2560 My pronouns should be clear. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2561 Your first employee review is at 10am... 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2562 You've got to be jousting. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2563 Our new business model actually has a long history. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2564 But if I'm axed, who will work the knight shift? 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2565 Let's follow up in the conference room. I hope you like round tables. 1.2375 0.06474 80 67 7 6
2566 Do you think I have covid? 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2567 I hear he’s over Gladwell and back to Sun Tzu 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2568 Some people are saying you’re too defensive. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2569 I think social distancing is more than enough sir. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2570 They're sticking with the lizard 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2571 The shareholders are meeting today and I hear they are up in arms. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2572 I can't read it if it's not in Old English. 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
2573 Casual Fridays are back! 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2574 I asked for a round table, not a desk. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2575 ...and make sure the meeting room has a round table. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2576 It's PPE. I did my own research. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2577 I sense a bureaucracy that’s protecting itself. 1.2368 0.04189 114 91 21 2
2578 Sir, I think you may have misinterpreted our back to work Covid requirements. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2579 Sorry, but we need you to stay. Too many others are out with the plague." 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2580 I asked you to print it on a scroll. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2581 Are you lost in time? 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2582 Does a hostile work environment bother you? 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2583 I do not follow the HR code, I follow the Chivalric code! 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2584 Yes, the transition back to the office can be difficult. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2585 Sorry I was late, boss. My water clock ran dry. 1.2364 0.04644 110 91 14 5
2586 Sir, it is difficult to understand you behind your mask. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2587 This is not the sort of incoming mail I was expecting. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2588 Are you prepared to go medieval? 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2589 ... well the job is night work. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2590 Sir, it's time for the industry round table discussion. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2591 Let’s just say you won’t have to worry about the dragon lady anymore. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
2592 They were out of N-95s. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2593 And these are your talking points for the round table meeting. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2594 Now the CDC is recommending we have fun with this. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2595 A team of tax auditors are on their way. Raise the drawbridge, alert the archers and fire up the oil ASAP! 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2596 When did you start working days? 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2597 Relax, I won't be going medieval on you today. 1.2360 0.04526 89 68 21 0
2598 Sir, your meeting is at 10:30 in the conference room with the round table. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2599 I’ve got jury duty this morning. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2600 It's tax season. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2601 It's very hard day working over knight... 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
2602 i know it's hump day but i just can't seem to let my guard down till friday afternoons.... 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2603 I find that it helps protect against STD's, but you should do whatever makes you comfortable. 1.2360 0.04526 89 68 21 0
2604 I’m sorry, but I am not a robot 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2605 I once trolled him on twitter. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2606 I'm out of here.The tipping point for me is the severed head on the windowsill 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2607 Burning-oil prices are up again. 1.2360 0.05984 89 74 9 6
2608 I’m filling in for the day shift. 1.2360 0.04800 89 71 16 2
2609 The round table doesn't fit into the conference room. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2610 I'm making the most of my ancestry test. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2611 I've finally decided: 'tis indeed nobler to take arms than to continue to suffer the slings and arrows" 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
2612 Sir, the armor mandate has been revoked 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2613 You apparently didn't understand what I meant when I said you would have to work knights. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2614 Your horse is here. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2615 Today's my first time on the day shift. I've been working knights for a while. 1.2353 0.04628 85 65 20 0
2616 The groom sent over a list of items your horse needs before he’ll be ready for tomorrows tournament. Do you want me to shop around?” 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2617 You knew I was old school when you took this job. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2618 When I took this knight job I was told there would be a round table... 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2619 I heard you were a tough boss. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2620 You've taken "night shift" to a whole new level. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2621 It says here on your resume that you ride horses and pole vaulted in college...would you like to combine those and take a stab at jousting. We have a vacancy in that department. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2622 The price I pay for being the office's wordle whiz. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2623 Sir, here's proof that you lost the election. May I take your armor and weapons now? 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2624 I know you preferred working virtually, but your PPE is a bit much. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2625 Shall I bring your mail with the mail? 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2626 I only work the knight shift. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2627 Thank you for this report....but if I'm going to protect the servers I'll need to know if the hackers breath fire. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2628 It looks like they turned down our appeal to include ‘People of Armor’ in our Diversity Initiative. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2629 I can't stay late. I have a commitment to knight. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2630 I thought they said I would be doing Knight work", and now they tell me to work at night 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2631 Mr. Rock, Mr. Smith is here to see you. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2632 We have such a hard time finding people to work the knight shift. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2633 I sprayed my Under Armour workout outfit with Rustoleum. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2634 I know the performance reviews are tough, but perhaps you overdid it? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2635 Tell Bob in accounting I'm getting medieval on the quarterly report. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2636 You know they've lifted the mask mandate? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2637 Ah, I understood by phone this position wouldn't be a day shift. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2638 I wonder if you can get me some lubricating oil. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2639 If we can't get him a round table because of the supply chain issues, Sir Lancelot says he'll take the oblong but wants a bigger discount. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2640 So you were the one they were all waiting for? 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2641 Will Smith is waiting to see you. 1.2344 0.07300 64 54 5 5
2642 It says here you've squired for Ser Gellebrad the Honest? I'm not sure PR is the right business for you... 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2643 Sure, things are fine at home, but thanks for asking 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2644 I think you're taking his "heads will roll" comment a little too literally 1.2340 0.05745 94 78 10 6
2645 It started with a tinfoil hat, then I kept going. 1.2340 0.04644 94 73 20 1
2646 I really don’t think the meeting is going to be that bad. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2647 You can go home early, Ruth, I decided to take the knight off. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2648 All my other suits are still at the dry cleaners. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2649 Better to suffer the slings and arrows well protected 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2650 Yes, I’m aware it’s not round. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2651 Protect yourself against cyber attacks. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
2652 Perhaps you should go back to just wearing a mask. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2653 Because at 10 o'clock HR wants an explanation. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2654 Your pike, sir? I'm sorry, sir, it's in the doorman. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2655 They lifted the mandate, but I'm erring on the side of caution. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2656 It's my anti-harrassment suit. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2657 Will Smith has an appointment in half an hour 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2658 Mr. Smith says he's looking for work opportunities in kissing babies and cuddling dogs. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2659 I'll tell your husband and children you are now ready to see them. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2660 So I said, "But the March numbers are terrible," and Bill said, "That's no reason to get up in arms." 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2661 …and one of your new duties will be to shine my armor. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2662 If you join us, you won't be climbing the ladder so much as you'll be scaling the walls. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2663 Sharon, what is this? I asked for his head on a stake. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2664 No, just until all personnel have had their booster. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2665 Not all knights have shining armor, you know. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2666 Sorry but purchasing said there isn't anything in the budget for a new horse 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2667 Love your hair! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2668 Still refuse to give up the mask? 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
2669 Yes, I'm the flak catcher, what can I do for you? 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2670 Jones, don’t panic but I have discovered a chink. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2671 Human Resources said it was okay to express my true self. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2672 And, finally, please addressing signing your memos "And to all a good knight." 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2673 Sir, I'm giving notice because I can't stand working nights. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2674 Great news Sir Galahad. King Arther’s PA called and says you can transfer back to Camelot. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2675 I told the Editor that I was a specialist in writing about "amour" but I made a typo. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2676 I’m just concerned you’re not taking these reports on local dragon activity seriously. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2677 Dilbert just really isn't scratching that itch these days 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
2678 I thought you advertised for night workers. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
2679 While I appreciate your efforts to comply with management’s mask mandate I think it’s time to take it down a notch. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
2680 You win, I’ll go as Lady Guinevere.“ 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2681 No coffee for me, thanks. My drawbridge has rusted shut. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
2682 Check back in the morning, I’m just the knight clerk. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2683 I’m here for the 9am Zoom meeting. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2684 Didn't I tell you? I'm working knights. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2685 The IRS has arrived for your audit sir. 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
2686 I forgot the axe at home, but you're fired. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2687 I'll review this at the round table. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2688 I am sorry Sir, but the squeaky noise is disturbing the staff 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2689 I’m sorry, I thought you meant “night” work. 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
2690 I've received a complaint that states you referred to a wyvern as a dragon. Is this true? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2691 Thor just quit and we got no one to cover his shift. Any ideas, Iron Man? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2692 I’m not being defensive! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2693 I finally decided to bring my whole self to work. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2694 Working from home was getting too dangerous,so I decided to return to the office. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2695 I just don't think you're cut out for the kind of work on the knight shift. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2696 Wait, this isn't suitable attire? 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
2697 Well, I snickered when they told me I'd have to have a 'hard personal shell on me' to do this job, but I never guessed that they were just underplaying it. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2698 Go ahead and hit me with what you've got. I'm ready for it. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2699 It's the schedule for the games, sir. Jousting is not until 4:00... tomorrow. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2700 Arlene, do you have anything for knight's foot? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2701 I see you’ve upgraded your mask. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2702 The resemblance between you and me only goes so far. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2703 My preferred pronouns are thei, theim, thēr. 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2704 Ha! This armor is impervious to your icy stare. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2705 How's the knight shift treatin' ya? 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2706 It's Ruth sir. Not Lady Guenivere. Ruth. 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2707 The price of vellum and medieval fonts has skyrocketed. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2708 Yes, I am aware of the spelling error in the employee manual regarding knight shifts. 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2709 Stop calling me Cinderella. 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
2710 Sir, I know we're downsizing, but don't you think you could be a bit more compassionate during the exit interviews? 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
2711 Yes, we’ll be working nights for the foreseeable future 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
2712 So the 'knight in shining armor' return-to-office perk was real. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
2713 You don't have to work at knight. 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
2714 If we get audited, at least I'll be protected. 1.2321 0.04203 112 87 24 1
2715 We'll be meeting at the Round Table to discuss this. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2716 I'm not vaccinated for Covid, so.... 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2717 I said your business style is Medievle, not you're Medievle. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2718 No, we have not had any trouble with hiring practices. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
2719 NIGHT shift,I said" 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2720 Whaddaya mean “it’s hard to get through to me” 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2721 I think it's time we called it a night 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2722 We don't need an accountant, but we are looking to hire a jouster. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
2723 Lois, I called you into my office to issue you a warning. It’s about your choice of workplace attire...... 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2724 The slings and arrows won’t hurt but I wasn’t prepared for this cartoon 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2725 Is this the Biden PR Department? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2726 Who are you, the business expense queen? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2727 I’ve made an ironclad decision! 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2728 Say “Good evening” if you must, Evelyn, but I prefer when you say it the other way. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2729 Gee, I never thought of you as my Knight in Shining Armor. How about that raise? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2730 The front desk wasn't convinced that wearing a mask would prevent the virus from spreading. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2731 Oh I thought it was gender kneutral 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
2732 My armor's not shiny enough for whatever you're asking. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2733 Sorry, we don't have a civil rights department. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2734 You call that shining armor? You better buff up quick Henry. 1.2316 0.04601 95 74 20 1
2735 What's that old saying—something about pens and swords? 1.2316 0.05883 95 80 8 7
2736 I'll need an alibi...something airtight. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2737 The work on the moat must not be delayed! 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
2738 I am so tired of wearing this--is the mail here yet? 1.2313 0.04431 147 121 18 8
2739 I'm almost ready to face the reporters. 1.2308 0.05863 91 76 9 6
2740 What's this talk about an iron horse? 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2741 I know you're a financial visor. But are you a fiduciary? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2742 How do you feel about working with Knights and weekends? 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2743 Reduncy,change,they overwhelm us all. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2744 How do you feel about carrying 50 pounds, jousting, chivalry, pillaging, blasphemy, drunkenness, riding horses, and carrying meaningless banners? 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
2745 When I realized how much more comfortable I felt in a mask I decided to take it a step further. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2746 The knight shift isn’t all bad, but the skeleton crew is pretty scary. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2747 You just missed Day. May I help you? 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2748 That's not what they meant by "must work nights." 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
2749 I'm quite certain this is chain mail. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2750 And I thought LAST WEEK'S CDC Covid guidelines were bad.... 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2751 I asked for the files on the First Crusade. This is clearly the Second. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2752 It's the new N1395 mask. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2753 You're early, this is not what we meant by the Night Shift 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
2754 There’s no dress code, per se. I just miss working from home. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2755 If you thought the night shift was bad, wait until the graveyard shift starts. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2756 Read my lips: the answer is NO! 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2757 I hear layoffs are coming. They’ll never take me alive. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
2758 No, we advertised an opening for the Night Shift. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2759 Yeah, I’m just preparing my audition for next year’s Oscars host. 1.2300 0.05660 100 84 9 7
2760 There’s been a misunderstanding. I promoted you to “night” manager. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
2761 Welcome back to the office, so good to be face-to-face again! 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
2762 For some, workplace armor is ego, for others it’s metal. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2763 How do you like my new chic, "Outer Armor" ... it's the latest craze in Human Resources 1.2299 0.04823 87 71 14 2
2764 They lifted the mask mandate last month. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
2765 We're unfortunately only able to approve work-from-home requests if you have a designated office with a door surrounded by a moat with a bigger door. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2766 Tell him "the check is in the mail" 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2767 I'm an expert in artificial intelligence and natural intelligence. You are neither. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2768 I get fewer paper cuts now … 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2769 Bring the oilcan, Sylvia. 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
2770 I need to get out of this quickly 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2771 I thought you got a vaccination.... 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2772 A Person should talk to a person as if he were a Knight 1.2299 0.06052 87 73 8 6
2773 Brena, per my last chainmail, you were supposed to get the quarterlies in on Monday, not Tuesday. 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
2774 Can you joust? 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
2775 It has proven to be the most effective way to avoid sexual harassment in the workplace. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2776 Your reservation at The Lancelot is confirmed. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2777 Ironman competition in the office is only allowed during Covid. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2778 The gentleman from The Lance-it is here. 1.2297 0.05625 74 61 10 3
2779 Tell your boss I got past the moat and boiling oil and I'm seeing him today. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2780 Let's have Guinevere from Accounting look into it. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2781 I wasn't expecting a knight-time interview! 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2782 I'm worried you're not taking this breach seriously enough. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2783 Wow. Dude. It was a G.I. Jane joke. 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
2784 No barbarians at the gates, just union organizers at reception 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2785 That Will Smith meeting in your calendar isn’t with THE Will Smith. 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
2786 These jokes you added to my speech don't land. What's this about coconuts and swallows? "Thank you, and good knight" is a visual gag. You can't hear the "k." I want something zippy, something about aardvarks. Also, you got a $17k raise. Burrrrp! 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2787 You may find that the office culture here requires a little extra protection. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2788 Sorry, m'lady. I'm a little rusty. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2789 Didn't you get the memo regarding Tuesday's dress code? 1.2292 0.05017 96 79 13 4
2790 Yes, this is my night job. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2791 I've rescued a damsel from distress, I've slayed that damn dragon. But the temp outside the window won't budge. Can you call security. 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2792 You’re not what we meant by a freelancer. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2793 If Superman crashes through that window one more time I'm ready for him. 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
2794 My editor called me thin-skinned. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2795 Is your first name really Guinevere? 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2796 No, I don't think that qualifies as business casual. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2797 I'm not a damsel. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2798 I'm not sure what a Non-Fungible Token is, but you can't be too careful. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2799 I'm immunocompromised. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2800 I'm still adjusting to being back in the office. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2801 Sorry,I wasn’t informed masks are no longer necessary at work 1.2289 0.05508 83 69 10 4
2802 Well you don’t have to get up in arms about it! 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2803 Ok Cheryl,would you like me to go back to wearing shorts and sandals on Fridays? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2804 It turns out it wasn't your horse I bumped into in the parking lot. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2805 No, John, it's the NIGHT shift. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2806 It's just another chain mail scheme. I'm well suited to handle this. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2807 I've been working the knight shift for a while now. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2808 "Are you from HR? I want to file suit about feeling harassed, due to the CEO's support of "Stop the Steel!" 1.2286 0.07099 70 60 4 6
2809 No, the gig is ‘Night Reporter.’ 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2810 The Metropolitan Museum of Art called and rejected your submission for the new Guard Uniform. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2811 When they said knight shift, I thought they meant night shift. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2812 Where I’m from this is office casual. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2813 I always wanted to work for a man of steel. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2814 I'm sorry, I asked for a private eye. You don't seem to have any. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
2815 ...and how do you feel about casual Fridays? 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2816 It's not always a good idea to dress for the job you want. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
2817 Yes sir, It is an iron-clad contract... 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2818 Human resources wants me to conduct round table discussions. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2819 I don't think you're well suited for the position. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2820 Your two o'clock joust is here, sir. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2821 This company is a mess and the cavalry was busy. 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
2822 You're my night in shining armor, and I need to leave early today. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2823 I like my contracts the way I like my men: ironclad. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2824 Do you know anything about a horse in parking bay 12? 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2825 Glad to see you back to the office,Galahad, but you may have over-thought the COVID protection thing. 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
2826 Louise, I told you you'd have to work knights. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2827 Please reserve a round table in the conference room for 150 of us. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2828 Saturday Knight Live! 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2829 Imagine I somehow get a paper-cut 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2830 The new commute was long, my horse isn't used to the traffic either. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2831 Will Smith said he's coming over to have a sit-down with me. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2832 No…I said you’re working nights this week. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2833 It beats the day shift. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2834 Sorry you ain't a knight and this ain't no round table! 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2835 Pandemic, sexual harassment, yes Sir, I think you've got it covered. 1.2277 0.04423 101 79 21 1
2836 Hold my calls. All of them. 1.2277 0.05608 101 85 9 7
2837 Glass ceilings aren't a problem here. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2838 What do you mean, I can't handle the truth? 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2839 I see you’re prepared to tell him you want to work from home. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2840 You’re acting like a fucking weird asshole and everyone thinks there’s something wrong with you. 1.2273 0.05988 88 74 8 6
2841 I'm done with hacking. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2842 Wouldn't it just be easier to TRY the vaccine? 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
2843 Mrs Webster began to suspect she may have located Q 1.2273 0.05988 88 74 8 6
2844 Your 2:00 appointment is here...he said he won an Oscar! 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2845 The name’s Jim, but I self-identify as sir/sire/earl. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2846 Sorry Joe but only women call them outfits. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2847 Miss Brown, we're promoting you to the knight shift. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2848 I told him I’d work an extra knight shift 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2849 I'll guess you are new to night shift. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2850 The memo said casual day, not casualty day. 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2851 Take a Challenge, Ms. Paige. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2852 The joke's not as funny the second time Terry. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2853 She said you're too risk averse. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2854 It’s Shark Week on Discovery, why? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2855 'Send in the next applicant." 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2856 No, I don’t think I’m taking the mask mandate too far. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2857 The question isn't how did I get INTO this thing... 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2858 Am I to understand you are offering me a free lance? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2859 I'm here to replace you on the knight shift. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2860 I did my own Covid research. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2861 CDC—my doctor? No, my armorer recommended I meet clients this way. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
2862 My horoscope was right! My knight in shining armor! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2863 I see your taking out data protection seriously! 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2864 Your 2:30 rook is here. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2865 You must be new to the knight shift 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2866 So you will be off to the Fancy Dress Party tonight? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2867 I told you I wouldn't be able to read it unless it was in Old English. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2868 No,,, I’m the knight shift… 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2869 I see that you are not wearing your mask. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2870 I was thinking along the lines of a therapist. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2871 Armor doesn't matter to the IRS. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2872 Haha, that's a common mistake, Linda... I'm actually Scottish! 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2873 Oh; I thought the job was for Knight Shift. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2874 And I will need one ticket to Jerusalem for tomorrow. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2875 I’m having a mote installed where you’re standing. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2876 There's no such thing as 'Take Your Armor to Work Day.' 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2877 They gave me the knight shift. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2878 Do you get my point? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2879 What task does the knight have for me today? 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2880 For the last time, I don’t care how they did it your day, Jeffrey! 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2881 I hired on to work Knights. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
2882 Yes, I support our return to the office. I’m just being cautious. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
2883 Well, if you must know, I'm ready for Omicron BA.2, semi-nuclear WWIII, and Will Smith showing up here. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2884 Miss Bluestrom, could you please check that memo about 'mail' again? 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
2885 No, I don't feel bound by the Casual Friday tradition. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2886 Sir William, apparently your horse was double-parked and has been towed. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
2887 Just an FYI . . . free employee parking in the garage does not include cleaning up after your white horse. 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
2888 I gotta say, the worst thing about coming back to the office is having to wear a suit every day." 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2889 King Arthur said Round Table in 5, bring the mead unless you've got some Kentucky bourbon left. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2890 I guess chivalry isn’t dead 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
2891 I lied during my interview when I said I was thick-skinned. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2892 We’re just making some changes to fend off the corporate raiders. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2893 Are you here to interview for the knight shift? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2894 I'm serious about protecting myself from COVID. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2895 But is the contract Iron clad? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2896 P.P.E., why do you ask? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2897 The Will Smith meeting has been postponed. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2898 The next generation just isn't into knights-in-shining armor anymore. Good luck in your future endeavors. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2899 No, I am not the Knight in Shining armor, I am his secretary. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2900 I checked. Uber doen't have steeds 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2901 Please have a seat and I’ll see if the drawbridge is open. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2902 Blah, blah, knight shift, blah, blah, the old CEO was jousted. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2903 I told you it was a one-knight-stand! 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2904 To be honest, you look more like Sir Hadagal than Sir Galahad. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2905 I find I am much more productive in my work-from-castle clothes 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2906 Arbor Day! Of course! 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2907 I know why you're wearing that Knight Gear, You're chewing gum again, huh ? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2908 My brother's a knight writer, too. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2909 I'm checking your resume for the section on Moats and Drawbridges. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2910 Yes. You will work the knight shift too. 1.2247 0.06342 89 77 4 8
2911 I believe that I specifically requested a round table! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2912 Are you comfortable with working knights? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2913 I'm protecting my gender and ethnicity. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2914 Noise complaints? Well, new sneakers are bound to squeak! 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2915 Nothing else fits! 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2916 Dave, I think your evening job at Medieval Times is starting to affect your work. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2917 When did they put you on the Knight Shift... 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2918 I’m declaring war against unemployment 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2919 I get asked that a lot. This is my desk. It's my table that's round. 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
2920 I just don't think I'm a day shift kind of guy. 1.2243 0.04263 107 84 22 1
2921 Could we refrain from turning this into a joust over superiority? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2922 I told you it was knight work when you started! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2923 I suppose we could have been more clear when we hired you for the night shift. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
2924 The #MeToo movement left you a little gunshy, eh, Mr. Edwards? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2925 From now on it’s Sir District Manager. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2926 I take all of the CDC recommendations very seriously, whether or not they make them. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2927 Why are we unable to communicate how modern and flexible the company is? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2928 Thank you for replacing me Mr. Irons 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2929 You must be the new guy on the knight shift. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2930 Is it so hard to put 'Sir' before 'Lancelot'? 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2931 Didn’t you ask what they meant by night shift? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2932 I thought you said we needed a white knight? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2933 I am going to ask everybody today to return to the office on a full-time basis. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2934 I told you I needed a new armoire, not a new armor." 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
2935 It’s my resignation. I can’t handle the knight shift. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2936 Fred, I think you misunderstand what we mean by "working a night shift." 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
2937 Friend or foe? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2938 i understand you think my choice of PPE is extreme, but one can't be too careful when telling the truth. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2939 You will be required to rob from the rich and give to the poor. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2940 No, I don't have covid. 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
2941 I'm telling you, Phil, everyone here's been vaccinated. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2942 You will of course, find the mosquitoes a bit pesky at this time of year . . . 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
2943 Yes, we are taking over. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2944 They've asked me to host the Oscars next year 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
2945 I hate humidity…makes my suit rust 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2946 I don't understand why I'm breaking dress code? This skirt is a perfect length!! 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
2947 Let’s just say the peer review wasn’t as shining as you’d hoped it would be. 1.2235 0.04546 85 66 19 0
2948 I feel your being defensive 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2949 Yeah, this is my knight job. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2950 Your secretarial resume looks pretty good. Tell me -- do you keep your silverware polished? 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
2951 I specifically requested a round desk. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2952 Did you get my requisition for a round table? 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2953 I appreciate you working all night to cobble this together. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2954 The governor has rescinded the mask mandate. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2955 I said ‘goodnight,’ Susan! 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2956 I’m here for the night job. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2957 I thought the desk would be round. 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
2958 I was just talking with Arthur, and he confirmed that your round-table will be here within a fortnight. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2959 Your appointment with Lance has been moved to 11. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2960 Staff meeting today? 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2961 Since when are battering rams a personal expense? 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2962 What else could they have meant by Medieval Monday? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2963 He'd like to take the job but he's allergic to steel 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2964 Sir Bono and I go way back. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2965 We should have kept the mask mandate. 1.2222 0.05865 90 76 8 6
2966 Sorry. This is the maille room. The mail room is down the hall. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2967 Thanks. Coffee with a shot of WD40 would be perfect. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2968 See, you're not the only African American here, but only we know! 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2969 Are you the Knight manager? 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2970 Sir, you seem to be a bit defensive today! 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2971 The position is mid-level but the work environment is midieval. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2972 Well done! It’s much better in Gothic Font than Roman.” 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2973 It was only a GI Jane joke… 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2974 But I can't help, you passed the human captcha test. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2975 Will Smith is due any minute. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
2976 Lay on Ms. Duff! 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2977 Do you have any experience in siege warfare? 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2978 The age of chivalry is not dead Ms. Clemens, and shining 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
2979 We need you to stop sending ravens ASAP... My lord. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2980 Sorry but this isn't the page we are looking for. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2981 Do you mind working the knight shift? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2982 Actually, I prefer working the knight shift. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2983 Another complaint? Are you sure I can’t put “chivalry” as my employee statement? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2984 It's not casual Friday 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
2985 Seriously Harry, two shots and a booster and you can take all that stuff off. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2986 NO, you can't have a round table! 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2987 Still waiting for that renaissance in HR? 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2988 How do I address you, Mr. Ms. or Sir Lancelot? 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
2989 Honestly, this work in below Calibur. 1.2222 0.06277 90 78 4 8
2990 I believe I said oust the CEO ... 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2991 Under Amour was too subtle. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
2992 No, no, no. What I said was if you want to raise your level of fashion, get a suit by Armour. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
2993 Damsel in Distress isn’t listed on your resume? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2994 Feel safe for some feedback now? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2995 If I win the joust order me a bigger desk. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2996 I've been tasked with informing you that your horse has taken the Chairman's parking spot. The Chairman's clearly displeased. However, your horse doesn't seem to grasp the gravity of his trespass. It is suggested that you go talk to him pronto." 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
2997 Sorry, I'm absolutely not approving any more PPE for you this year. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2998 I'm just glad to have my own desk. My last job I had to share a round table with a bunch of guys. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2999 And how do you feel about mask mandates? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3000 Dress-down day, Ms.Clark? 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
3001 I thought you had your booster; why the heavy duty masking? 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
3002 Sylvia, when did you sign up for the knight shift? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3003 I have your performance review here. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
3004 Let me guess, growing up you didn't think your Knight in shining armor was going to turn out to be some super cool dude in HR. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3005 So, how's Dulcinea? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3006 I'm sorry, but the position of corporate wench has already been filled. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3007 They expect us to plead "no contest?" Surely they joust 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3008 Oh Tom, I thought you were Bill. My facial recognition software is far superior to my voice recognition. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3009 When I got promoted I had already ordered the gear, so now I am the LORD of the Cubicle Warriors. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
3010 I see you're prepared for whatever the coronavirus throws at us next. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
3011 And yes, I'm aware it's a rectangular desk. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
3012 Uh, saying you have 'mail' room experience may indicate that you misunderstood our classified ad. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
3013 I think you'll find our HR department employs a pretty strict code of conduct. 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
3014 Late Knight? 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3015 What do you mean I’m not eligible for the Knight shift? 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
3016 Tell Mr. Smith I’m ready to see him now. 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
3017 HR didn’t tell me I needed to wear my uniform for the night shift. 1.2211 0.04280 95 74 21 0
3018 The boss said we'd be working knights. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
3019 Oh sorry Mr. Green, I forgot to tell you the Renaissance Festival has been rescheduled to NEXT Friday. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
3020 No! There will be no change to the AC setting! 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
3021 No, I gave you a request. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
3022 Lord Sir Percival of Accounting tells me you are not getting into the spirit of Medieval Fridays. Is there a problem maidsrvent Patricia? 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
3023 They say that office romances are now a no no, but what's wrong with a bit of chivalry? 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
3024 Let's see. You're looking for some protection? 1.2209 0.04500 86 69 16 1
3025 Are you okay with working the knight shift? 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
3026 You want to bust the glass ceiling, my advice is change the narrative. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
3027 I'm Lance from the knight shift. Mr. Archer's running late. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
3028 Have HR boot Guinevere, I can't stand her meddling. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
3029 Hello Ma’am, can I slay any dragons for you today? 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
3030 Tell him the next joust is at 4:30. Auditions start at noon. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
3031 I can't tell your pronouns from your armor. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
3032 No, I never told you the table was round. 1.2209 0.06055 86 73 7 6
3033 Ship the crossbows, but tell them the catapults are backordered. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
3034 Well, ‘Damsel’ seems like a stretch, but then again, my armor isn’t as shiny as it used to be. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
3035 You need to loosen up a bit 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
3036 Did you miss the memo on Renaissance Fridays? 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
3037 It's true Miss Beasley, I signed on with an iron clad contract! 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3038 A mask is sufficient, sir 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3039 Cross my breastplate. It’s an iron clad guarantee. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
3040 When I said Good Night, I didn't mean you! 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3041 The job description said night shift, not knight shift. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3042 You may have misheard me when I told you that you'd be working the night shift. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3043 No, I'm glad we're back to the office; I just want to be careful. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3044 Mask mandate may be over, this is the next logical phase... 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3045 I see you are working on your Ancestry again 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
3046 This mask mandate for the new Covid variant seems extreme. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3047 I don’t know what happened. The bottle said low dose iron pills! 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3048 They've asked me to talk to you about why you've been so defensive lately. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
3049 The first thing about working here is that you need to keep the mail separate from the mail. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3050 Oh, is the night shift over? 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3051 A Mr. Saladin wants to see you, sir. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3052 Forget Covid, get on with your life. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3053 If you offer a great review and include a photo, you'll get two for the price of one! 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
3054 When I requested a "Knight in shining armor" that was my metaphor for a skilled computer technician 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3055 Well, when we were working from home we assumed the suit of armor was a Zoom filter. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3056 Miss Jones when we hired you ,you agreed to accept our dress code now I see you are not cooperating...you are walking a TIN line 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3057 They pay a premium for working knights. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
3058 That level of protection isn't necessary any more, sir - the pandemic ended in 2028. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3059 How knight I help you? 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
3060 How long can it take to get a simple round table from China? 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
3061 Tomorrow I’ll be working remoatly. 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
3062 My analyst told me I had to have a thicker skin. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
3063 Enough is enough, you can lift the drawbridge. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
3064 May I let the gentleman with the lance come in now? 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
3065 Here I am--your knight in shining armor! 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
3066 Spent the night at the boyfriends house and didn't want anyone to know, is that right? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
3067 Can't Wait for this Covid to go Away.... 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
3068 There's a new strain of COVID out there. It's called Cavalier ! 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
3069 I’ve been told you don’t take criticism well.. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
3070 You good with working nights? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
3071 The king is behind on taxes. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
3072 I'm going to need you to work the knight shift 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3073 Can you put "Storming the Castle" on tomorrow's agenda? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3074 Postpone the wind power meeting; I've got an armor-shining appointment. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3075 The crusade against your kind starts tomorrow 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
3076 Really? Who do you think I am? Will Smith? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3077 As requested, this is the 10 minute warning for your meeting with Will Smith. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3078 Well Marion, your name is definitely a plus here at Gallahad finance 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3079 We’re moving to mask optional. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3080 So glad I made the pivot to corporate. The pen really is mightier. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3081 I can't read with this helmet on." 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3082 I take it Bill made the same spelling mistake? 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
3083 I can't work all knight again, boss. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3084 Your jousting experience is a little bit light. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3085 Our presentation is tomorrow, Lancelot. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
3086 It's the N95000. With the Deltacrom going around, you can't be too cautious. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
3087 Your suit explains the glass ceiling in this company. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3088 Casual Fridays are over, Hilda, read my lips. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
3089 Tell the union leadership that I will meet them on the battlefield. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3090 We call it 'Crusades Friday.' 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3091 You were assigned to the Night shift 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3092 And you'll need to provide your own PPE. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3093 Just came to say good knight. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3094 You should take the knight off. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3095 We're sure this is not what the CDC means when they say to stay protected at work 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3096 .....did you get on more chain-male?.... 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3097 Excuse me Miss Edwards... Where is your mask? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3098 Why can't Harry take the knight-shift once in awhile? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3099 This is standard attire for women here. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3100 This is not about you. I was told to set up in any vacant cubicle. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3101 No, the severance package does NOT mean you get to cut off his head. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3102 Stop complaining about the chair. It’s you that needs oiling. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3103 Your round table for 12 at white castle is reserved sir. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
3104 I get it. The night shift. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
3105 And? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3106 How are you liking the knight shift? 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
3107 The client that wants an iron clad contract has arrived, sir. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
3108 Tell Charlemagne i'm his new head of H.R. 1.2188 0.04241 96 75 21 0
3109 Yo have a mind like a steel trap, boss. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3110 I think I've built a solid defense. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
3111 Ms. Jones, please prepare the Round Table for today's board meeting. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3112 I said 'castle,' not 'hassle.' 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3113 Yes, just chain mail is fine for casual Fridays. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
3114 The health insurance doesn't kick in for another week. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3115 I can absolutely deduct a shield as a work expense. I realize it's not the year 600, but I have my rights. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3116 It says the office is now a Joust-free environment 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3117 Setting a tone? No. Why do you ask? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3118 I’m sorry the conference table is square 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3119 I am looking for a night job not a knight job 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3120 Obviously, I work nights. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
3121 Some experience in jousting would be helpful. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
3122 You say MY RESUME is rusty? Surely you joust. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
3123 Ma’am, the CDC now recommends a full suit of armor for the latest COVID variant. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3124 We are not vulnerable to criticism 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
3125 What do you mean someone backed into my horse? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3126 And can you check on when that new table I ordered is due to be delivered? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3127 One last thing. Will lunch be provided at this trust building workshop? 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
3128 Why yes, I *did* receive some chain mail. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3129 Impressive résumé. Are you willing to work the knight shift? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3130 Please, don't call me sir. I don't care for formalities. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3131 The outfit sure seems ironclad,and I want it! 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3132 You may not be the damsel I was looking for, but your resume tells me you're the damsel I need. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3133 Excuse me, I was told to report to the Night Manager" 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3134 So what if I am not the Iron Lady! 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3135 Working all knight is discouraged by management. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3136 Did you lose bet to that UCF guy again? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3137 Account meeting at 3, then I have that one-on-one with David from Legal. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3138 Unfortunately, I can't approve this request. It should come as no surprise that our office's work from home policy is from the Middle Ages. 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
3139 Are you available for knight work? 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
3140 No, we are not looking for someone for the night shift. 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
3141 I didn't call you a "snowflake." I never mentioned snow. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
3142 I was just walking out the door. I have a Knight School class. It''ll be my first jousting match. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3143 Good luck with your performance review 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
3144 I’m back and I’m safe! 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3145 So, casual Fridays has taken a different meaning or is this the new mask mandate? 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
3146 The wedgie I have in this thing could have slayed a dragon. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3147 What do you mean they didn’t fall for the Trojan Horse? 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
3148 According to this memo, masking in the office is now optional. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3149 I assume I should be worried about what you are about to say. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
3150 I hate to break it to you, but the Covid variant particles can easily penetrate your armor. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
3151 I told you I was a Renaissance man in the interview. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3152 I had no idea what it took to run a kingdom! 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
3153 Even better than casual Friday is "Medieval Monday". But we really go all out on "Triassic Tuesday". 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3154 Tim, I asked if you could work the NIGHT shift. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3155 Is there a dress code? 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3156 What have you heard about working for Mr Weinstein? 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
3157 Before we chat, please bring me some three and one oil. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3158 I''m expecting some sharp criticism at today's staff meeting. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
3159 Your hired, welcome aboard ! You will not know ! Who I am ! What I am ! Where I’m from ! Why !!! This will put us on a even playing field , Sort of ! I’m looking forward to working with you 1.2170 0.03548 106 92 11 3
3160 Not taking any chances! 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3161 I called. The laundry can not dry clean your outfit. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3162 People kept saying, "they're gonna make you go back to the office eventually. I just never thought it would apply to me." 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3163 Can you speak to your credentials relative to jousting? 1.2169 0.04551 83 65 18 0
3164 Mffffttttt.. 1.2169 0.05950 83 70 8 5
3165 I advise you to cover up too. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3166 I have quite a lot on today. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
3167 I think the renaissance fair is closing again,budget cuts am I right boss. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
3168 I usually work the day shift. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
3169 Yes, I love to. I haven’t been to a Roundtable in Ages! 1.2169 0.05950 83 70 8 5
3170 I thought you'd want to know, the banquet tonight is black chain mail optional 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3171 The Audit Team is here, Sir. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3172 What do you mean, I’m not transparent? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3173 That’s Ma’am to you. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3174 I want to assure you that our hiring policies are anything but antiquated. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3175 Joan, You can leave your mask - and suit - at home now. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3176 You’re hired. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3177 The job description did say knight work 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
3178 It's called COVID armor. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3179 It says "chivalry," Janette. For Pete's sake it's right here in the strategic plan. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
3180 My armor is not shining lately..can we talk later? 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
3181 I should have known - you can never trust a Facebook picture. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3182 I know it's casual Friday, but I still prefer to wear a suit. 1.2162 0.06460 74 63 6 5
3183 And they say chivalry is dead 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3184 "The job has an ironclad contract. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3185 Me, sensitive? This is nothing. You should see my car. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3186 Unfortunately, freelance workers have no dental plan. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3187 Would'st thou like to joust for those shoes? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3188 Impressive resume! Can you work knight shifts? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3189 Outrageous Fortune is waiting outside for his appointment, Mr. Preeble. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3190 Interviewing millennials is not THAT bad.” 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3191 How are they! 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3192 Once again, Mr. Maddox, both Dr. Fauci AND the CDC said you could stop masking. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3193 Huh, I knew some of our customers had described our policies as medieval.... 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3194 Your resume is really quite impressive, what with slaying dragons, pillaging and all, but what I really need is someone with experience in mergers and acquisitions. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3195 What makes you think I’M the one who started that chain email? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3196 The memo says that the indoor visor mandate has been lifted, 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
3197 It's still a hostile work environment, but I'm a lot less worried about it now. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
3198 Yes, I'm ready to see Mr Smith now! 1.2159 0.05703 88 74 9 5
3199 Nighty night, Knight. See you tomorrow. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
3200 Oh no. I LOVE the night shift. It's the DRESS CODE I can't stand. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
3201 Excellent resume. Why do you want to work here? 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
3202 I wasn't told that this was the new office dress code. When were you going to share this with me? 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
3203 Nevertheless, your contract for employment is not ironclad. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
3204 NEW OUTFIT -- NICE!! 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
3205 Yes this is all good , but I need something to really make my armor shine! 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
3206 I thought we did away with “Gallant Friday”. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
3207 I’m sure you are Sir, but shining the armor is not in my job description. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
3208 The memo says Personal Protective Equipment is now mandatory. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
3209 The agency sent you for the night shift? 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
3210 No need to call HR... I was simply jousting with you... 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
3211 Tin is the new silver, then? 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
3212 I was de-moated. 1.2157 0.05329 102 86 10 6
3213 I know it’s late but I prefer working knight shifts 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3214 The cubicle is fine but the shape of the table just isn’t working. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3215 Daylight Saving means we're one less hour behind Europe. We're still about 500 years behind, but making progress. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3216 I don't think you understand what a night job is. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3217 Pamela sweetheart …can you get me some WD-40 oil please… 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3218 Trying to hide from Moscow? Good Try!! 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3219 '"I see you already got the mail" 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3220 Is there a problem? I was told I was hired for the knight shift. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3221 'Please don't kill me for saying this...' 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3222 What do you mean by '...very good at reading faces?' 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3223 Let's meet in the conference room with the round table. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3224 OK, you can send Mr. Smith in now. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3225 I’m sorry, but I don’t do knight work. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3226 This role requires pretty thick skin - I'd take precautions. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3227 I noticed you didn't sign the medieval punishment agreement form. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3228 HR asked me to remind you to get up and move around or else you get stuck” 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3229 Revenue is down so I am protecting myself before I give this news to the board. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3230 Why must only women wear suits of armor? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3231 My work-from-home clothing was much more comfortable. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3232 Yes, I misinterpreted when they said I was working the knight shift 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3233 I’m not looking for applicants with magnetic personalities. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3234 Yes, a boat for the moat! 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3235 You forgot to schedule my jousting coach appointment 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3236 My side hustle is a noble quest. 1.2152 0.04653 79 62 17 0
3237 I’d like at least three estimates on the moat and can you please pick up my chain mail from the cleaners? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3238 Your comments left me feeling a little defensive. 1.2152 0.04653 79 62 17 0
3239 It’s a knight shift position. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3240 ‘Yeah, I saw the updated mask policy from HR. I’m just a bit of a germaphobe.’ 1.2151 0.04284 93 73 20 0
3241 The Round Table's only an end-of-year bonus. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
3242 This is the dress code to work in HR. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
3243 Sorry, but your stoic and inflexibility lost you a spot at the round table. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
3244 Yes, Sir! My pike research there is also iron clad!! 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
3245 My therapist recommended donning emotional armor in the workplace. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
3246 They've asked me to ask you to switch to the day shift. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
3247 Just one more thing. We have a strict dress code here. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3248 We encourage employees to wear their armour. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3249 We require all workers to be in office 100% of the time. Please don’t shoot the messenger. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
3250 Steel yourself. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3251 Sir, your 3:00 jouster is here. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3252 Are you still trying for a gig at the Renascence Festival. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3253 They pay more if you work the knight shift 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3254 When I told you that COVID was of medieval proportions, that doesn't mean you can go medieval. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3255 I said you were going to the night shift. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3256 I’m told I’m a battle axe. I’d fit right in 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3257 Excellent try, Mrs. Dickerson, but I know Your husband is playing hooky today. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3258 Remind our subjects about happy hour at The Grotto tonight. First round is on me. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
3259 I’m here to take over from the knight shift. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
3260 I get it , tough job being the one to hand out the pink slips in this office 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3261 When are they delivering the round table? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3262 'Working the knight shift again, Harold?' 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3263 Can we make this quick? I have an appointment at the armory for some alterations. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3264 Bob may have taken dress for success too far 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3265 You do realize that this job involves working knights? 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
3266 If I'm still masking up I decided to go whole hog. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3267 What’s the mask policy here? 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
3268 As a highly educated, progressive African-American woman, what are your views on chivalry? 1.2143 0.06123 84 72 6 6
3269 But your armor isn't shining! 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
3270 I'm writing an iron-clad contract! 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
3271 They said I’d be working the knight shift. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
3272 Yay, ‘tis true I hast struggled betwixt work and life upon returning to the office. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
3273 This might just be a day job for you, but it means much more than that for me. 1.2136 0.04058 103 81 22 0
3274 Sticks and stones will break my bones but names will never harm me. 1.2135 0.05865 89 76 7 6
3275 You are requesting in writing that I squeak less? 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
3276 I am anticipating the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune since our stock plummeted. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
3277 The situation has developed not necessarily to the firm's advantage. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
3278 Technically, I’m in compliance with the dress code suit requirement. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
3279 Please sit down. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
3280 Please don’t be so defensive this time. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
3281 Maybe you jest; I joust. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3282 Like you requested - a knight in shining armor 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3283 I see you came well prepared for office politics. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3284 You have to be prepared to deal with it. Lot of backstabbing in the office. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3285 Your handling of the Barton account was strictly midieval. And you'll have to stop taking breaks to practice your jousting, horsemanship & falconry. It's making at absolute mess of the lunchroom! 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3286 Would it be ok if I poured this latte into your face mask? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3287 Just watch out for that warlock in accounting. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3288 A bit on the nose for HR, don't you think? 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3289 It says they're moving me from my desk to a round table. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3290 Sorry, but we are looking for armor-suited men to to fill the role of white knights. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3291 Let's have the meeting at the round table. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3292 Following the 'return to work' order, Frank arrived in his best Personal Protective Equipment. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3293 I do understand. Giving a speech can be stressful.” 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3294 Didn’t you get the memo? Masks are optional now. So is full body armor. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3295 and your complaint is? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3296 You can go home now, I got the night shift 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3297 Stan wants me to tell you that a wheel came off of his chair, so the joust is off. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
3298 When they mentioned "working nights" I must have misunderstood. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
3299 On your way out, would you mind grabbing my sword from the corner boulder? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
3300 You don't have to call me 'Sir.' 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
3301 It’s night shift with an ‘n’ not ‘k. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
3302 I know they've dropped the mask mandate but a lot of our staff are unhappy about coming back in. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
3303 Masks are optional now! 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
3304 Would you like a coffee, Sir Galahad? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
3305 I still don't see the issue with addressing female coworkers, 'm'lady.' 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
3306 I'll be working all knight..HA! 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
3307 Night Duty? Oops 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
3308 We were told we could use whatever PPE we wanted. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3309 Night work is frowned upon. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
3310 Would it be inappropriate if I asked you to polish my breastplate? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3311 Justice Thomas promises to keep his M&Ms to himself. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3312 Yes, but the question is: are the press ready for you? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3313 COVID’s over 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3314 I know the mandates have been lifted, but... 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
3315 This says most of our employees near retirement are still in stocks? 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
3316 Is that a white satin blouse? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3317 When I said your self-image needed improvement, this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3318 Well, you're certainly not the king of MY castle. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3319 Janice, how many times do I have to tell you? I am a knight, not an excel wizard! 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
3320 I didn't think I'd have to label the turkey leg in the fridge, Karen 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
3321 I'm also a member of a distinguished minority, but I don't want to brag about it. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3322 Uh yes ma'am, we do offer a diverse and inclusive work environment 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
3323 You'll find we value tradition here at 'Knight and Sons'. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3324 Are you sure you can handle the knight shift? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3325 I asked if I can work remote. I’m not interested in your moat. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3326 Did you park your horse in the courtyard again? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3327 I said - it’s a mid-level night position. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3328 Honestly I can see nothing 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
3329 You told me today would be a rough day. 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
3330 Angela, please find out who is calling me 'the Dark Knight.' I need to fire their ass. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3331 I simply can’t fill the moat until these supply chain challenges get resolved 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3332 Don't take it personally. I made the mistake of watching the news last night. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3333 Change in plans... please reschedule lunch at the round table for tomorrow. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3334 The salesman at the apparel store did not quite understand what I meant by "Vintage tee". 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3335 You want to know if I'm comfortable with working knights? 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
3336 Yes, I’ve double checked the research. The market for turkey legs is expected to be stable at best for the next few years. 1.2121 0.04130 99 78 21 0
3337 Have to wait for the day shift? 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3338 Just preparing to defend my thesis 1.2118 0.05820 85 72 8 5
3339 It's a 10 95. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
3340 Let me clarify what I meant by moving you to the "night shift." 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
3341 I signed an iron-clad contract. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3342 Ah I see! You meant the "night" shift. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
3343 You can't tell me what to do. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3344 This contract looks iron-clad. Who would know better than I. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3345 You have a round table discussion at noon, Sir 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3346 We hired you to WORK at Armor All. It’s NOT the dress code. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3347 Yes, I know I said we would round-table it... 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3348 Are slaps discounted? 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
3349 Seriously? Okay, High Commander of the Supply Closet, may I please have some sticky notes? 1.2118 0.05047 85 71 11 3
3350 I'd rather work at home, but was lucky to find this entry-level position in the mail room with optional masking. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3351 Suffice it to say, root canals are a real battle. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3352 Our cybersecurity team is getting a bit desperate 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3353 Are you aware that the mayor lifted the mask mandate last week? 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3354 Actually, sir, the company lifted the mask mandate last Tuesday. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
3355 Still can't find your facemask? 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3356 I heard the boss has been on a rampage. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3357 TSA appreciated your enthusiasm but in the future it has to come off for screening. Oh, and the airline issued a public apology for putting you a the center seat." 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3358 Why do I choose every battle? 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3359 It looks like another all-knighter. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3360 I asked for a standing desk 1.2118 0.05820 85 72 8 5
3361 I've done the paperwork, the date of you rescuing the princess is all taken care of. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
3362 Don't you "Fair Maiden" me! I need that Simpson File by noon or into the moat you go. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3363 My dear grace, can you tell me when we are to expect delivery of the big round desk? 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3364 It’s just that members of the team can’t recognise you in meetings.” 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3365 Well Sir, What dragons are you going to slay today? 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3366 Yes, this is a knights office to work in. 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
3367 I need protection in a job like mine! 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
3368 They” say dress for the “job” you “want. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3369 I'm sorry Mrs. Jones, you qualify for overtime by working at night, not for knight. But I do appreciate you still calling me Sir. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
3370 You are no longer needed. Sisters are doing it for themselves. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3371 Do you know who that guy is outside the window? We're on the fourth floor. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
3372 Milady, you know there is nothing I wouldn't do for my liege. But what, pray tell, is "Bi Visibility Day"? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3373 Hi Gladys, your resume looks good! We'll start you on tomorrow's knight shift. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
3374 It's my fault for agreeing to work the knight shift. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3375 If I hire you you will have to do the knight shift. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3376 I know another Guenevere 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
3377 I'm done with virtual. Bring on the variants. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3378 I think you may have misinterpreted the email I sent you about cyber security. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3379 Here for the knight shift? 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3380 Time travel is very overrated. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3381 I don't care if the mandate HAS been lifted: in my office masks are still required. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3382 so.... you're saying I'm not a knight clerk 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3383 IS CUBICAL PLURAL OR SINGULAR'' 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3384 What next Boss!! 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
3385 We H.R. told you to “suit up,” they had something else in mind. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3386 They give me 6 months of community service for sleeping on watch" 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3387 You do good work Jones; although you approach things differently than I would. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
3388 Yes, I'm sorry. We have forgotten to include antioxidants in the budget 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3389 After the recent regime change, we’re reviewing candidates for several open positions 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3390 Futile or feudal? Either way, it's no reason to quit. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
3391 Sorry to remain seated, chivalry is a heavy weight to bear 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3392 I'm questing immediately after work today. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3393 I see that you're happy to work nights. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3394 Your 10 am is here, but Sir Lancelot is stuck in the Lincoln Tunnel and has asked if we can push your noon joust to the death back by 30 minutes. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3395 You don't see color. I don't see armor. Great. Can I have my promotion now? 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3396 Some days I wish I was still out in the field. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
3397 Marian made me! I made Marian! 1.2100 0.05183 100 84 11 5
3398 Sorry sir, but I can't work Knights. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
3399 I know words are weapons but… 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
3400 I hear you have a sharp nose for business. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
3401 A Mr. Will Smith is here to see you. 1.2100 0.05183 100 84 11 5
3402 This isn't what we meant by "Night Shift." 1.2100 0.05374 100 85 9 6
3403 It's right here. Job requirements: thick skin." 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3404 But it says here you can work nights. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3405 No, I'm afraid it is not shining armor. 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
3406 Drawbridge is closed, Mighty Commander 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
3407 No, the job offer meant work at NIGHT. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3408 Feeling at bit defensive, today?!? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3409 Well, I was looking to advance my career ... but, as usual, make a couple steps forward and then a lateral move. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
3410 Mmfffggghh hhrg drrgggh grfffss! 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3411 After four centuries of 'buked and scorned, I confess I'm a little tickled about being feared. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3412 You're a little rusty, Bill. Better let me type that up! 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3413 I didn’t think it would be this kind of mail room. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
3414 What got you interested in Knight school ? 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
3415 Working in the office is medieval 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3416 I'm going to work for the insurance company with the blanket. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
3417 No, the meeting is at the OVAL table. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
3418 The locksmith will arrive Amin, sir. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
3419 Yeah, I needed to create my own safe space. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
3420 OK...headin' home...enjoy your knight shift!!! 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
3421 Is this your first time on the night shift? 1.2093 0.04412 86 70 15 1
3422 The executive committee suggested that I armour myself. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
3423 What color are you under that tin suit? 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
3424 As I mentioned to you on the phone Dr. Johnson, I'd love to offer you this job , but I can't see a thing with this stupid helmet on! 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
3425 Better you break the glass ceiling than me. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
3426 I understand the need to protect yourself when returning to the office, but... 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
3427 When you said I'd be working nights, I had something else in mind. 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
3428 There are some good ideas here but its just not the quest I am looking for 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
3429 You'll burn out working knights like this. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
3430 Hmm, Guinevere is a good start 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
3431 We'd like you to take notes at the Round Table meeting. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
3432 I remember when you were just a knight in shining armor at a White Castle. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3433 Be careful when they ask you to work the knight shift. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3434 Gerald, they say it’s endemic now-is this necessary?” 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3435 They want to be taken seriously. They say they're not just jousting. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3436 And I thought my last job was medieval. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3437 The reenactment was a failure, Miss Haversham. It rained and I'm locked in until the armor smith arrives. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3438 We need to bury that poor Mr. Buzzati sometime.. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
3439 You don't appear to be a damsel in distress. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
3440 Masks are optional in the office now 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3441 I came straight from my night job. 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
3442 Good news from facilities- they're getting you a round table. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
3443 Still processing your HR evaluation? 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3444 …employee needs to improve round table discussion skills… 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
3445 How are our numbers looking for the end of the fiscal year? 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3446 It was Sun Tzu who said... 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3447 The Queen desires your presence in her office stat. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3448 The corporation is so anti-mask, this is just my workaround. Well, I see by your resume.... 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3449 ...says here you do not like to work nights... 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3450 I heard you got transferred to the knight shift 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
3451 Yes, I ordered the Round table just last week. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3452 So, you’ll take the knight shift? 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3453 You can toss this in the circular file along with my jousting opponent's head. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
3454 This is not the way to deal with your prickly personality 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3455 Sorry. Miralago now requires a passport or an avatar. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3456 As you can see from my resume, I'll work days, sir, but I refuse to work knights. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3457 Sir. COVID masks are very inexpensive. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3458 Haven't you heard? COVID is over. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3459 This is my way of dealing with the slings and arrows of fortune. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3460 Why didn't you put it on a flashdrive? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3461 That’s not what we meant when we said this job involves some night time work. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3462 Are you still a member of the chess reenactment club? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3463 The armor is part of our company's sexual harassment prevention training program. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3464 You don't have to stay in character for a community theater production. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3465 It’s my super dupper Covid mitigation outfit. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3466 If returning to in person work is once more into the breach I wanted to be dressed right for it. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
3467 Impressive resume but are you willing to work knightshift? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3468 How many lances per hour can you sharpen? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3469 Jada, I love ya. G.I. Jane 2, can’t wait to see ya, 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
3470 A mask and Plexiglass is the recommendation. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
3471 I see you're still following CoVid protocol. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3472 I knew King Arthur quite well. Why do you ask? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3473 What makes you think this is a fly-by-night operation? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3474 ‘Thank you for the Wordle list of most commonly used letters’i 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3475 For the last time, Delores, we invest in moated businesses ONLY. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3476 Some of your coworkers find you defensive. 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
3477 Working in the Complaints Department can get to you. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3478 I'm glad you have thick skin because I am hear to inform you.... 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3479 Yes, I think being back in office is so medieval too. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3480 I asked for a round table but I was declined. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
3481 How's Guinevere? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3482 For you see, Mrs. Smith, I consider this office my castle. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3483 I thought I was on the knight shift. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
3484 Why? Because I'm sick and tired of the office casual policy. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3485 My castle is my home--literally. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3486 Well, either chivalry is not dead, or my Performance Review is not exactly what I am expecting. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
3487 They don't call me 'Sir Merger and Acquisitions -a-lot' for nothing 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3488 These knight shifts are killing me 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3489 Is my wife here yet? 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3490 OKay OK! It says here you have a background in JOUSTING. Well, tally ho! Oh, wait, misread that. Damn mask. Ok, yep I see now. You wrote favorite hobby is JUICING. Ya. Says here you enjoy juicing. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3491 This is not a costume, it’s my real nose. And if I were you I wouldn’t talk. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
3492 How long have you been doing knight shift? 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
3493 I forgot, today's the day of your annual review, sir 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
3494 My thick skin wasn't enough. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3495 Would you mind giving me the coffee? 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3496 I am finding that sexual advances are way down with the new company dress code. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3497 I specifically said "no knight work!" 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3498 No I don't want a coffee, thanks Mary, but a little oil would be good. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
3499 Your request for a round table has been denied. Please continue using your desk like everybody else. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
3500 My wife left me. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3501 I was looking for the mailbox and they sent me here. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
3502 Bring me the Russian account. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3503 You realize I can only offer you knight work? 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
3504 Sorry, but I’m really tired of working knights. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3505 Thanks for asking, I’m wearing this suit because we’re in the midst of a union organizing campaign 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
3506 Looking forward to your experience in helping us modernize! 1.2069 0.04942 87 73 11 3
3507 It's a risky first draft, but if you live by the sword, you die by the sword. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3508 I see you brought the audit. Go ahead..read me the bottom line..I can take it! 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
3509 This is not the way to respond to sexual harassment allegations. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3510 You're wearing that to the shareholders' meeting? Surely you joust. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
3511 May I suggest you try the other mail room? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3512 Actually,I was hoping for a day job 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3513 I sent the finalists for moat alligator to Shannon TWO WEEKS AGO--what do you mean we have no applicants?! 1.2065 0.04773 92 77 12 3
3514 I think you misunderstood our "heavy mail duty" 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3515 I see the new firewall is here. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
3516 You asked for me, Sir? 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
3517 You're right. No virus can cross your new anti-virus suite --I mean suit, Sir. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
3518 It’s riveting, but it needs more polish. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3519 Medieval or not, you keep your Windows computer 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
3520 Listen, lady, if you'll agree to look past the fact that I'm wearing a suit of armor, I'll look past the way the name "Hafeez" just fell out of your skirt onto the carpet. 1.2059 0.05276 102 87 9 6
3521 Book the conference room with the round table. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
3522 Just trying to get ahead of this new variant. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3523 The full body arm armor mandate has been lifted. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3524 I was sent to remind you that you're on the day shift now. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3525 Here at Goldman Sachs, the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune pose a very real threat. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3526 This looks good. Just change 'home' to 'Castle', 'conflict' to 'Crusade', and ... why are you still spelling 'night' without a 'K' 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
3527 Carol, the vibe shift is already here. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3528 I must tell you miss, your company archer Mr. Tell sets a high standard howeverc we have lost some employees due to his broken arrows. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3529 Are you a robot. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
3530 If he still wants the job, tell him about the dress code. 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
3531 When I get myself unencumbered --let's grab some lunch. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
3532 H R wants to see you regarding the knight shift. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3533 No, I said I wanted to work the *night* shift. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3534 We have a practice during lunch today. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3535 Sir, the new knight shit you ordered has arrived. 1.2055 0.06458 73 63 5 5
3536 The man outside says he's your armor bearer and the city rejected your proposal to surround the building with a moat. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3537 I’m sorry the report isn’t ready, I’ve been doing a lot of knight school lately 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3538 I need a chair with better lumbar support 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3539 Your castle storming experience is a bit lacking. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3540 I heard Will Smith is visiting 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3541 This list of women employees whose honor needs defending is growing out of control. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3542 So HR wants to know why I called our marketing director “princess…” 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3543 It wasn’t just verbal jousting last time. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3544 Sir,when you hired me,I did not understand what you meant when you said I would be working “knights”. I quit! 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3545 I'd rather work days. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3546 I know Kyrie’s visiting here today, but an N95 mask is sufficient. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3547 Didn’t get the booster, huh? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3548 My self assessment suggests that I am hyper-sensitive to criticism and don't play well with others. What do you think? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3549 I need someone with experience in shining armor. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3550 It says here you're quitting because your boss refuses to wear anything under his imaginary suit of armor. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3551 This is not what I meant by ‘night shift’ John” 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3552 In a back-stabbing world, one does what one must. Please turn up the a/c. 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
3553 I'm sorry. Can you clarify your experience as a receptionost? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3554 You wouldn't believe the subway this morning. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3555 This was supposed to be my day off. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3556 The boss said I should work on my defensiveness. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
3557 Wasn't one night enough? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3558 Mable I'll need 3 or 4 new lances by Wednesday. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
3559 The only way to survive in this rat race Miss Collins is to make yourself bullet proof. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3560 Thank heavens! I thought the knight shift would never end! 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3561 Thanks! I get my PPE from plague.com 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3562 The helmet's because I have no lower jaw, the rest to make it less conspicuous. 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
3563 Oh, so you were previously working knight shift? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3564 A lot of us have been working knights lately. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3565 I just heard about your transfer to the complaint department. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3566 Sorry, but we're seeking a more retro "maiden-in-distress" look for this part. 1.2048 0.05878 83 71 7 5
3567 Will? 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3568 Have you been moonlighting at Medieval Times? 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3569 Can I see an ID ma’am 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3570 I should warn you, here we’re right in the middle of the Middle Ages. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3571 Today's gambit, Sir 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
3572 Good morning, Mr. Knight. Ready to step into the fray? 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
3573 Find me an oil can, I can't move. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3574 It says here that you don't mind an occasional night. What the heck is that supposed to mean? 1.2048 0.05073 83 70 10 3
3575 Most companies are increasing their 401(k) match. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3576 I'm the night shift. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3577 Can you print this out with a larger font size? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3578 OK, I’ll call you Sir, if you call me Dame. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3579 Business acumen is important, but I rose to the top via my prowess in office chair jousting. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3580 So, this is my attempt to compensate for what some people say is a "very thin skin". 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3581 You misunderstood moving to the night shift. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3582 Ok, tell me again, what exactly is a LinkedIN profile and why do I need one? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3583 Appealing to common sense didn't catch on, so I've rebranded our plague mitigation efforts with turkey legs and bloodletting. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3584 I was promoted to medieval manager. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3585 You became a dame during our wedding. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
3586 I take it you've heard they're chopping heads around here. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
3587 Your writing is too old fashioned. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
3588 If you want to be the Corporation’s Knight-in-Shining-Armor, then you have to dress the part. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
3589 Yes, I am a damsel in distress. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
3590 I'm ready for the battle: I mean work. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
3591 Working knights again? 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
3592 I thought they meant I was going to work nights. 1.2043 0.05630 93 80 7 6
3593 By the way, I don't think you'll need that outfit in the Yukon 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
3594 HR has approved your standing round table and ergonomic saddle. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
3595 My Nehru suit's at the cleaners 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
3596 My jousting class is right after work. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
3597 So you're saying HR is challenging budget allocation on quarterly duels? 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
3598 I'll order you a round one right away. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3599 Yeah ok…you can miss me with this bullshit. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3600 You’ll have to come back tomorrow, I’m just the knight clerk. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
3601 I'm guessing you want me to polish this up too? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3602 The boss said I need a thicker skin. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
3603 The black night? You can’t just rely on spellcheck. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3604 I'd guess that our misunderstanding has to do with the word "freelance." 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3605 Just ply me with WD-40 and we'll stay a well oiled team. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3606 Say, Arthur, shouldn't your desk be round? 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3607 Sorry, your round table wasn’t in stock. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3608 Be quick about it. I have a union proposal to slay. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3609 I got my degree in knight school 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3610 After you read this Sir Gay, you might want to cancel your Florida trip. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3611 I said I needed you to do a "night" shift 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3612 “ Rewrite this Miss Jones. And, this time include our company’s ironclad guarantees!” 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3613 What now? Aren't I shining enough for you? 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3614 Yes, the table in the conference room is round. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3615 Who knew defending the realm involved this much paperwork?! 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
3616 Wear protection", she said 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3617 Why isn't this in Helmswald Post? 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3618 Once a King, always a King but once a Knight is enough! 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
3619 Are you willing to work nights? 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3620 Not sure this will keep you from being sacked. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
3621 My kingdom for some white-out. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3622 It's a new dress code for Acme Arments public image, starting with executives. We'll get to you next week. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3623 You've indicated here you possess a 'steely interior'. Have a seat. We should make a great team! 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3624 Sir, now that you ask...if ever I would leave you it would be in the lusty month of May. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
3625 Good news, Sir. They canceled the comedian for the luncheon. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3626 Finance is asking if you know any white knights. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3627 A man’s house is his castle. I settled for a cubicle. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
3628 Your 1230 A.D. is here. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3629 "Casual Friday is whatever your comfortable wearing." 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3630 Jerry, the job description said "Night" shift. But I do appreciate your dedication. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3631 I agree. We should roundtable this with a few others. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3632 My productivity has gone up since our new dragon boss lit a fire under me. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3633 The future will be exciting”, they said, and so I entered the machine 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3634 I don’t think this is what they meant when they hired you for night shift 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3635 These numbers indicate we’d better raise the drawbridge—we do have to protect ourselves! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3636 Hold my calls and mount my steed. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3637 Are you my knight in shining armor? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3638 You don't have to worry--I left my bow and arrows with the receptionist. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3639 After careful review, I don’t know if you are distressed enough to be my damsel. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3640 Impervious to Monday's news in the office 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3641 I'm fighting off a cold. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3642 Yes, Ms. Hamleton, that is the question 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3643 Another late meeting? Surely you joust. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3644 "No, Miss Bradley. It’s not: 'Yes, sir.' It's: 'Yes, Sir Sidney of Scarsdale.' " 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
3645 I've learned, Ms. Mosely. Sticks and stones won't break my bones. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3646 You’ll need to work late, knight. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
3647 You did say Friday's are casual, right? 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
3648 Excuse me, Mr. ..." "Call me 'Sir'. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3649 Are you jesting or jousting? 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
3650 On your way back to the office, would you mind stopping at the dry cleaner's to pick up my other suit? 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3651 So HR has an issue with my attire? 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3652 I’m afraid our (k)night shift has already been filled, ma’am 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3653 Armorral wipes keep me fresh all day long. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3654 your defense mechanism won't work - you really have to look at this file! 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3655 So I assume you want to work the knight shift? 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3656 is that right? well tell that motherfucker i quit 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3657 You don’t have to get defensive; I just wondered if you'd worked here long. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3658 That’s not what I meant when I said “Night Job.” 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
3659 Arthur, when you meet your monthly quota, you will get your round table." Lloyd Berkowitz Boca Raton,FL 1.2024 0.05813 84 72 7 5
3660 Please send in Sir Galahad. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3661 We need a knight in shining armor. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
3662 That's correct, we have one mandatory knight shift per week. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
3663 Ive just funished an all-knighter so don’t get under my armor today 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
3664 These sales estimates are pure fantasy. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
3665 I understand our COVID policies are still in flux but really?!? 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
3666 Turns out someone told HR I can be a real dragon in meetings. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
3667 Just thought you should know. That won’t protect you against the next variant better than a mask! 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3668 We don't utter the word 'meltdown' here. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
3669 Yes, I have experience oiling tin cans. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3670 No, thanks, I think I’ll pass on the all-you-can-eat Indian buffet today. 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
3671 The knight shift takes some getting used to 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
3672 I have concerns that you may be too thin-skinned for this job. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3673 Performance evaluation today? 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3674 Because we're under siege. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
3675 Looks like an ironclad contract to me. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3676 It was nice to see everyone around the round table, but that meeting could have been an email. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3677 First Armored Teflon Division. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3678 Just bring me a coffee, please, I already have my mail. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3679 You have to have thick skin on this job. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
3680 All we need is some good pair of bowling shoes. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
3681 It says here you used to work for Burger King? Tell me a little more about that. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3682 Working the knight shift will suit me fine 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3683 Can we move the meeting at the round table? 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
3684 Your steed is as tired of working for hay as all of us are. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3685 Sir, is your suit needed to address customer concerns re rising prices? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3686 I thought you said the "Knight Shift"... 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3687 I hope you plan to be here all knight. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3688 There will always be an England. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
3689 Bill, for the last time, I am not calling you 'sir' 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
3690 Please recall that when you hired me I was specifically told I would be working at a round table. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
3691 No, I don't have a problem working for a black woman. It's just not what I was expecting when I responded to your request for a knight in shining armor. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
3692 I'm Sorry but, I'm afraid our only current opening is for a knightly-position... 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3693 Have you ever worked with esquires? 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3694 Working in HR used to be fun. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3695 Yeah, we're back in-office full time. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3696 No, we need a NIGHT manager 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3697 I'm not taking off the mask underneath, and you can't make me. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3698 Your credit card bill from Mars came in. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3699 It’s HR’s suggestion if you don’t want to be blamed for getting harassed by management. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3700 The meeting location is Camelot - the old executive conference room between the men’s room and the coffee maker. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3701 I must submit my resignation. . I can no longer accept your idea of Casual Fridays. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3702 Sorry sir, was that chain mail or chain e-mail? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3703 I fear our companies hitting a bit of a Dark Age. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
3704 It's time for your review. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3705 And no,I still don’t think you have a stiff upper lip. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3706 Working the knight-shift 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3707 I'm filling in for one of the Knights of the Conference Table. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
3708 The most competitive applicants have demonstrated interest in jousting. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
3709 What's your experience with team building? 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
3710 Corporate needs this sent out via pigeon by 3 o’clock. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
3711 King Arthur and friends are coming. Be sure to book the conference room with the round table. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3712 I don’t need this right now! I needed it 650 years ago. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3713 Your mother in law is on her way" 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
3714 Oh, and I live for historical fiction. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3715 …and my pronouns are he, him, hine 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3716 Only a PhD? We require you to have five royal titles for this job. 1.2000 0.05741 90 78 6 6
3717 This looks good with one small change; could we move to the conference room with the round table? 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3718 No typo, you will be working in the chain mail room. 1.2000 0.06625 70 61 4 5
3719 We're looking for folks familiar with Excel...or Excalibur. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3720 The mansplaining is bad enough, Perkins, but if you continue to joust with me, I will fire you. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3721 I think you’ve taken this EEOC review in a very well defended manner! 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3722 The N95 was sufficient 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3723 Working the night shift, huh? 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
3724 Yes, Mr. Cheevy. I'll get right on it. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3725 Yes Melissa, I HAVE forcefully levied taxes on all my vassals and the paperwork was submitted YESTERDAY. If you dont get off of my back, I will file a formal complaint with our liege, Howard in HR! 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3726 That's all well and good, but we do things a little differently here on the knight shift. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
3727 Can you explain the gap in your sword training? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3728 Sir Galahad, we're mask-free now. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3729 Oh, good. You found somewhere to park your horse. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3730 Yes, I hired you for the night shift, but.... 1.2000 0.05749 85 73 7 5
3731 So, you didn’t approve the earthquake retrofitting in the budget? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3732 I see you’re pulling an all Knighter. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3733 Yes, duels are the safest path towards career growth. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3734 Surely by now you understand the meaning of “being on the Knight shift”. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3735 You have to grow a pair! 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
3736 These are legitimate work-from-horse expenses, Linda. 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
3737 Just in case someone doesn't like my jokes. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3738 I still have Covid paranoia. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3739 Are you available for “knight” shift? Not really. I’m just jousting with you! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3740 I see you're familiar with joust in time. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3741 Ms Williams, this is chain mail! 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3742 Let me know when they fix the allergy filter system! 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3743 Do you have any other ideas for the defense? 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3744 No need to get defensive. It was just a question. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
3745 You really are sensitive! 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
3746 I’m flattered Henry that your quest in life is to be my knight in shining armor, but your report on the Randall matter is still due on my desk by 9am Monday. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
3747 Of course it’s an ironclad agreement. What else would it be? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3748 I couldn’t find my N95 and this was by the door, so…. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3749 My H.R. reviewer said I still need to work through more of my emotional armor . 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3750 It’s 2026, this is standard Covid protocol 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3751 Made I through the day without A SINGLE PUN: ...Goodnight. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3752 I want to introduce you to Guinevere in Accounting. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3753 I’ve been working a lot of nights. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3754 Bezos put the dragons out of business. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3755 Arthur,my foot. And don’t even think of adding armor to your expense account 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
3756 Your horse is getting into the break room fridge again. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3757 So how did your performance review go? 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3758 You're hired. At noon tomorrow we will storm the castle. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3759 Don't let appearances fool you. I'm really very vulnerable. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
3760 Honestly, working nights in shining armor isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
3761 and I assume you work knights? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3762 And the meeting room should have a large round table. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3763 The edit room is gonna do a hatchet job on my story. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3764 And we have not been hacked in ages ! 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
3765 Ever since my sword lost to the pen, I've decided to get with the times. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3766 I'm adopting a rescue dragon. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3767 Let me guess, you're rescuing me from a life of drudgery? 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
3768 What makes you think you're qualified to be night manager? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3769 Sorry, the Knights of the Middle Management Rectangular Desk just doesn't have the same ring to it. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3770 Why do you want to work for King Arthur Andersen? 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
3771 covid? 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
3772 Some call me a modern renaissance faire man. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
3773 No, Mr Lot. I would not like to straighten your lance! 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
3774 It's self-contained and if you wear one, you don't need the shot. 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
3775 First you must curtsy, then you may ask your question. Now try it once more. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
3776 So… not the nightly report? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3777 It's night shift, not knight shift 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3778 I'm still afraid of COVID-19! 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
3779 Did the CDC just change their mask recommendations again? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3780 HR needs you to complete this form before the corporate jousting retreat. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3781 but Boss, surely you joust. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3782 And, did you remember to order my round table? 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
3783 Good work! Take the night off. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3784 FYI, we lifted the face mask mandate. 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
3785 You must be the new Knight secretary. 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
3786 Oh, I thought we were supposed to wear just shoulder pads. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3787 I'm afraid it's still going to hurt, John. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3788 Chris. I don’t think anyone will attack you while you’re WRITING jokes. 1.1977 0.05687 86 74 7 5
3789 are you enjoying the knight shift? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3790 Look lady, me too ! Why do you think I wear this full armour ? 1.1977 0.05687 86 74 7 5
3791 It says all you entry level managers have to stop jousting 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3792 I'm here to apply for the night shift. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3793 Thanks for these figures, I guess I'll be working all knight. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3794 It's been hard getting back to office expectations 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3795 After the loss of Joan of Arc we are only looking for very high-skilled collaborators. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3796 Sorry, I’m just a lot less productive without a round table. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3797 Find a suit of armor — you’ve been selected to work on the World Peace account. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3798 Can you work the knight shift? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3799 Chatter at the water cooler is that HR is not approachable. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3800 Journey to the break room, where you will see full health benefits embedded in a rock. Mike from I.T. has exhausted himself attempting to pull them free. If you are blessed with true virtue, you will remove them without effort and they will be yours. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3801 Well, yes, I do feel a bit defensive. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3802 I checked with H.R. -- they haven't heard of "Take Your Squire to Work Day" 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3803 Will you be wearing those glasses all the time? 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3804 Are you fully protected from Covid? 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3805 I see from your resume you're going to night school. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3806 This is what I get for not choosing my battles. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3807 Can a wench type 100 words a minute? 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3808 We used to guarantee the company's protection pretty well, until the computer's viruses. That's why we need you. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3809 Just tell them to file an extension. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3810 Our last IT guy used a program to make sure our documents were secure. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3811 I’m hoping you’ll take me with you through the glass ceiling with you 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3812 I see here that it says you still haven't finished game of thrones yet? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3813 Yes, I know you keep telling me it's "The Way," but management would prefer it if you bring our clients in warm, not cold, OK? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3814 I’m just not convinced that you’re the best fit for consumer relations. 1.1974 0.06218 76 66 5 5
3815 Your nine-0 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3816 I trust you with every fiber of my being. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3817 I like a man in a vintage suit. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3818 He's in full armor like you, and riding a horse, but instead of a lance he's carrying a shotgun." 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3819 Death of a thousand paper cuts? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3820 Thanks for agreeing to work the knight shift 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3821 New York is tough, and I'm tougher 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
3822 Are you the new Guinevere? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3823 Sorry, this is historical resources. You’re going to want to look around the corner, first cubicle on the left. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3824 I said ‘night shift.’ With an N. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
3825 Sandra, I think I’m ready for my annual evaluation. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3826 Your blueprint needs a moat, Lynn. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3827 I’m afraid this is outside our risk appetite. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3828 But Mr. Smith, the company rescinded the mask mandate two weeks ago! 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3829 So he called you ‘one helluva Dame.’ What’s the problem? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3830 Ma'am this is a Wendy's. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3831 You know, a simple N95 mask mask would have done just fine. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3832 I am not afraid! I am actually rather well protected! 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3833 Tonight is not really the knight for this. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3834 I hate when they ask me to work the knight shift.” 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3835 HR got a bit medieval with my punishment." 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3836 We're all anxious about returning to the office, but you may be taking the protective gear a little too far. 1.1972 0.04755 71 59 11 1
3837 Yes... It's my first day. I misunderstood when they said 'Night Shift' 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3838 I didn't know this was the 'knight' shift. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3839 There's a giant wooden horse asking to see you. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
3840 I intend to propose to Ms. Doocey in Cubicle 5 with this poem I've written. Do you happen to have any Armor All so I can buff up my suit? 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
3841 I insist on wearing this when I present at the Oscars. 1.1964 0.05048 112 97 8 7
3842 I understand you have issues with the company's mask mandate. 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
3843 This may take a minute. Better pull up a throne. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
3844 And are you okay working overnights? 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
3845 These ideas are old, Sydney. Get with the times. 1.1959 0.05210 97 83 9 5
3846 Chivalry isn't dead. It's just been commodified. 1.1959 0.04051 97 78 19 0
3847 Sir, I thought you meant night shift, not knight shift. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
3848 The name's Galahad! 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
3849 I'm working the knight shift this week. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3850 Please inform HR I'm coming out as JimBob the Intern Knight and wish to be paid in shillings." 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3851 Ms. Shakelford, we're issuing new covid guidelines. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
3852 Please enlighten me. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3853 We take our cybersecurity defenses seriously here. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3854 Ready? Mr Jones will see you now. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3855 I've read your report, but I can't see any evidence of a combative workplace culture. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3856 Just stick your report on the visor where I’ll see it. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3857 What do you mean? "What is the secret password?" I'm not the enemy. The memo from IT was just a caution that they could attack the physical company. 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
3858 Sir, we have lifted the suit of armor mandate. 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
3859 No, not King Arthur. I'm getting ready for my meeting with King Richard. 1.1954 0.05128 87 75 8 4
3860 The last person to hold this position was a real bozo. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3861 Prithee, telleth me, fair maiden — why hast thou decided to tender thy letter of resignation? 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3862 Yes, I'm telling you again, gatekeeping is a myth. 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
3863 Just call me Brad.” 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
3864 I've reviewed the terms. Nothing is ironclad. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3865 Can we schedule this meeting for tomorrow knight? 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3866 I don't mean to appear defensive 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3867 This is the only way I've found to really shine. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3868 This suit has no fly and no WI-FI! 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3869 I think you misunderstood what I meant when I said you were going to be on night shift. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3870 Any good audit is a crusade. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3871 How much experience have you had in the culture wars? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3872 Imagine the report I need is a dragon! Does that help? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3873 Somebody stole your steed 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3874 I told you that I do my best work at knight. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3875 What do you mean, defensive tone? I was being ironic goddamnit. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
3876 trump say he's gonna send in the armor. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
3877 I said "Lance is trying to skewer me" and you said "Google what to do about it." 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
3878 We've made a few changes here since coming back from the pandemic." 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3879 Very glad to see you were able to get your second booster. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3880 Some clients cam be real Dragons. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3881 You know I’m not really a welder, right? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3882 My apologies. Yes, our roundtables are on Thursdays, but this sword and the stone paperwork needed to be notarized. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3883 Great PPE, John. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
3884 Is that McQueen you're wearing? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3885 Wait a minute - you were serious about this 'I need you to be a knight-in-shining-armor' thing? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3886 HR lifted the mask mandate. They didn't say anything about the armor policy. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3887 Why should I be the one to make a deal with Under Armour? 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3888 Heard you tried to grope the boss. Hope you've got a codpiece. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3889 Clothyng makyth the man -- I hope they take the hint I only want to work nights. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3890 Don't quit your day job. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3891 Yes, I always work the knight shift 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3892 Look, I can’t be your knight in shining armour, so your fired 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3893 It's a personal choice. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3894 It’s a N96 — considerably more protective. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3895 Your sieges in the 80s are especially impressive. 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
3896 You sure you want this job? Being a comedian ain’t what used to be. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3897 It’s late, good knight sir 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3898 I plan on being ready for anything today Martha. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3899 HR's new rules for unvaccinated staff... 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3900 I was told our healthcare plan covered jousting accidents. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3901 If we amortize the moat, it's cheaper than tax attorneys and equally effective. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3902 I think you are taking "Night Shift" a little bit too literally. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3903 I said you have to work nights! 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
3904 Claire, we've been over this, if you're going to work at "Round Table," you have to follow the dress code 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3905 You misspelled horse's behind 1.1939 0.04735 98 85 9 4
3906 So want is the final sword count? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3907 And you thought accounting was a tough place to work? 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
3908 I've agreed to personally handle Mr. Smith's termination. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3909 Well, with my skills I believe I can bring this firm up to the Renaissance. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3910 That outfit won't protect you from the slings and arrows that I was referring to....you millennials take things so literally. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
3911 Your round table should be here by tomorrow 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3912 But people give me weird looks when I wear my mask! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3913 Standard reply. Sorry about your defunding police. It only takes one of us, blah, blah, blah. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3914 I'm on tech support for the new software rollout. Rumor has it there's a bug. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3915 HR will see you now. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3916 How is the knight shift working out? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
3917 Baby! You know how to operate my fire? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3918 Wouldn't an N95 mask work better? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3919 So HR wants me to use Outlook when challenging someone to a duel? 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
3920 Truth shouldn't hurt THAT much. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3921 Have you seen my lance? 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
3922 You must be the new night shift guy 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3923 I know the suit gives you maximum mobility but you're not getting the promotion. 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
3924 I’ve been dying to ask you something, Shirley. You joust? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3925 I don’t want to worry you, Sir, but Policy Development have brought a trebuchet 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
3926 I've been promoted to the Senior Leadership team. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3927 I've decided to improvise my own protection after our health insurance deductibles went sky high. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3928 And now, why your insurance won't cover it. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3929 When we say we fight to stay on top those words mean something around here 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3930 Excellent mace, flail and sword work, Ms Simpson. Now how can we get your jousting up to speed? 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3931 … oh, and can you call my wife and let her know I’m working the night shift! 1.1928 0.04681 83 70 11 2
3932 Ms. Snide, I have ignored your stones, but your words are another matter. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3933 Thanks for the coffee Carl. Chivalry is not dead. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3934 "It's a demand by your constituents to drain the moat." 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3935 There's a Ms. Comer to see you. 1.1923 0.04848 78 66 10 2
3936 This place has great work-death balance. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3937 Kevin, I'll be happy to play Guinevere to your Lancelot as soon as you finish that spreadsheet on quarterly earnings. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3938 So is it outrageous fortune or sea of troubles today? 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3939 I'm trying to get a feel for the knight shift. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3940 You've had a hard day huh? 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3941 Just because you hide behind that 'knight in shiny armor' get up, it does not make you an equal opportunity employer. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
3942 I AM SORRY BUT I CANNOT WORK KNIGHTS 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3943 I thought you said you needed me to work the knight shift! 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3944 You have a great resume, but I guess, the 'glass-ceiling' predates me." 1.1923 0.04104 78 64 14 0
3945 Are you sure you want this coffee? 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3946 I was told that this was the knight shift. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3947 I'm ready to work day and knight to finish the report, sir 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3948 I'm still adjusting to the day shift. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3949 Ok I’ll take the assignment but I need double pay if I have to work on knights. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3950 So do you have any experience polishing armor? 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3951 I plan to wear my kevlar vest on casual Friday. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3952 I ran into your colleague on my way here and I can tell you quite confidently he’s not coming in. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3953 Tell Mr. Jones, 'no'; we will not settle this via Zoom. 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
3954 Your weekly lubrication team is here. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
3955 No Jerry,casual Friday starts next week. 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
3956 Bryan, I highly doubt the CDC recommended full body armor and this is more about your protest to remain working from home! 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
3957 Wow, I didn't realize before how cold it is in here! 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
3958 What happened to ".. of the round table"? 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
3959 Please let everyone know that I'll be working from the castle tomorrow 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3960 I'll be honest, our hiring practices are a touch out-of-date. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3961 So John told me that you'd called my tie an anachronism. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3962 You know if you get the job, you’ll have to works nights 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3963 Happy Friday. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3964 Fair lady, will you accompany me to the joust after the 4 o’clock wrap up meeting? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3965 Reporting for the Knight shift, I presume “ 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3966 Lions and tigers AND bears? Oh my! 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3967 Never apply for a job through Siri 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3968 I'm leaving . . . "Good Knight"! 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3969 This job is a total knightmare. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
3970 Tell Mr. Smith we'll see him now. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
3971 Take this to Mabel in Accounting. Be careful, though - she's a real dragon before lunch. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3972 is that right? well tell that motherfucker i fucken quit 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3973 You may be taking COVID a little too far 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3974 Not what I meant when I asked you to work the "night" shift. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3975 I guess lunch is out of the question. 1.1910 0.05507 89 77 7 5
3976 I am sorry Sir Galahad, none of the offices have round tables 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3977 I feel no need to defend myself against your accusations, Ms Rodriguez! 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3978 I have knight school after work. 1.1910 0.05507 89 77 7 5
3979 Knight Boss. I’m leaving now. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3980 I read an article about dressing for the job you want to have, but it hasn't helped me very much. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3981 Excellent list of topics for today’s roundtable discussion. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3982 I'm sorry, but I thought they meant "night" work. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3983 Vaccination card, please. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3984 To be honest when they told me in my interview there would be some knight work involved , this is not what I expected 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3985 I’m establishing vulnerability boundaries. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3986 I'm on loan from the knight crew. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3987 I simply don’t have the time to joust with you right now 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3988 I'm sorry to report that supply chain issues have your round table on backorder indefinitely. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3989 The first interview question is "What can we put in the moat to keep people like you out?" 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3990 Would you like to wear my stilettos? 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3991 I need you to start working nights. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
3992 We are having a meeting with the accountants of the round table. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3993 I'm a secretary - not a faithful steed. 1.1905 0.06734 63 55 4 4
3994 Actually, Sidney, I don’t think this qualifies you to manage the night shift. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3995 To be honest, I think I’m better suited for the knight shift. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3996 I said I don’t work nights. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
3997 Sorry, Joe doesn’t work the Knight Shift. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3998 You mistake a random equestrian with your duel date ONE TIME and it's a desk job 'till retirement. 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
3999 The peasants are surging again. Corporate is reinstating the helmet mandate. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4000 You new kids have it easy. Today's commute is noting like the prepandemic gauntlet we faced. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
4001 The temp-agency said you had experience filing swords?” 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
4002 So I hear that you are looking to start here at Medieval Times… 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
4003 Oscar, we had requested chivalry, not toxic masculinity. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4004 I hope you can work night shifts. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
4005 ...because we're working the night shift, for cryin' out loud. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
4006 I'M MEETING WITH MY EX. AND HER LAWYER. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
4007 Merlin, in purchasing, thinks I'm equally productive with a rectangular desk. 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
4008 No round table . But how about a truncheon ? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4009 This is the anchor of our fall-line! 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
4010 We are having scheduling problems. Would you consider working the knight shift!? 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
4011 The medieval office is one more down. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
4012 My night job is waiting tables at Medieval Manor 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
4013 I see they moved you to the knight shift. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
4014 When someone says it's time to armor up, they're telling you to hire a lawyer! 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4015 The company is committed to inclusiveness in the work place but has a strict code against chainmail. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4016 This wasn’t the chainmail I was expecting 1.1899 0.04441 79 66 12 1
4017 So this is what the company meant by 'knight shift' 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
4018 I'm doing stand up tonight. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
4019 I figured, before they dropped the mask mandates, I'd just go for it 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
4020 We’re looking for a knight in shining armor who can save the firm. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
4021 Wait, what do you mean you don’t have Casual Fridays here? 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4022 Are you willing to work with the knight shift? 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
4023 I've heard masks don't work that well. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4024 I created a new email app called chainmail. Here's the folder. I can't download it on my computer. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
4025 How do you feel about working knight shifts? 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4026 A NEW WAY TO DISCOURAGE A SLAP? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
4027 So they rejected my request for a round table? 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
4028 I thought you said you wanted me to work at Knight. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
4029 The third grqade darts tournament is in five minutes. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
4030 And I want it done in a fortnight! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4031 All my other outfits are at the dry cleaners! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4032 Do you have a problem with working knights? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4033 You're hired, but you should prepare for micro aggressions here. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4034 The metal only emphasizes your role as a token. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4035 This should be all the rage at next year's Oscars. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4036 Seriously?? I thought this chain mail garbage was DONE. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4037 I am ready for Will Smith. 1.1892 0.06287 74 65 4 5
4038 Yes this form is from the dark ages, but your quest is still to update your insurance information. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4039 This is a copy of your annual evaluation. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4040 The third floor wants to know if they can wear doublets for casual Friday. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4041 Thick-skinned doesnt work any more 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
4042 I’m glad you decided to work nights.” -A.K.B., Massacheezit 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4043 That's three fire-breathing dragons and a damsel in distress, and I need it done by Friday. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4044 Yes, I can well imagine that your visor is rusted shut, but you'll still have to chair the meeting. 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
4045 Mr. Peterson, you are not enhancing your job security. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4046 Most knights errant I know aren't accountants 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
4047 Glad to see you're wearing appropriate PPE for your night-shift Bob 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
4048 Is there any way you can order me a round desk? 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
4049 I will definitely miss the casual attire of zoom meetings. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
4050 May you help me? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4051 Now they tell me the job description was actually phrased as ‘working nights’. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4052 No I don't want to go the the Joust, thanks anyway and goodnight. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4053 Lemme let you in on what I do, which is perform in battle. 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
4054 Round up the real estate team Deloris; we have a qualified bid for the purchase of Belvedere Castle. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4055 Come on Jim, our yearly evaluations aren't THAT bad!" 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4056 Ready for your job evaluation? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4057 I transferred from the knight shift. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
4058 So your suggesting that I’m NOT the man in the iron mask? 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
4059 Karl's apprehension in transitioning back to the workplace: solved! 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4060 I thought they told me I was working the knight shift. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4061 I understand you've been looking for me Ms Kravitz? 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4062 Surely you joust. Don't call me Shirley. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4063 put this on the round table...err the circular file 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
4064 A most valiant quarterly report, Beverley. Sadly, I'm only the knight shift here. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4065 It says here you breached Helm's Deep. You know that was a movie, right? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4066 Your attitude is, frankly, medieval . 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4067 What? We're mask optional? 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
4068 Pulling another all-knighter? 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
4069 It will be my honor to wear thy favor at the upcoming merger negotiations. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4070 The Bronx is up, the batteries are down… Do you recognize how replaceable you are, Janet? 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
4071 Oh please. You wish your name was Gladys. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4072 I only agreed to errants. 1.1875 0.06635 64 56 4 4
4073 Just want to inform you that there are going to be a few changes around here 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4074 Today's the one day this week I can't work from home. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4075 Yes, I still do a little freelance on the side. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
4076 I was told you wanted to see me. May I suggest your lift your visor? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4077 Sir, your disaster recovery plan is a little out-dated. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4078 Hi, I’m Lancelot, I’ll be your office mate. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
4079 This little desk just won't do. I specifically requested a round table! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4080 I know you work hard at night but maybe you need to ease up a little 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4081 Sir, surely you joust. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
4082 When we said protect yourself we meant wear a mask and get vaccinated! 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
4083 I see here that you have prior experience working the knight shift. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4084 You seem particularly well informed about this newest COVID-19 strain 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4085 Sir, mandatory Covid protection has been lifted. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
4086 i don't care what you wore when you worked from home. In this office the dress code is business casual. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4087 Good news…Accounting approved your request for a round desk. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4088 Yes I don’t want to get Covid ever again 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4089 I’d like to apply for the knight job… 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
4090 I said, 'Do you have experience with knight shifts?' 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
4091 Sorry Gary. but this isn't what I meant by offering you he night shift. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4092 I usually work the night shift. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4093 The new variant is hitting the middle ages. This is the protocol. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4094 Yes,Judge. I am a man who will type for Your Honor. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
4095 Laugh as thee wishes but knight work grants a two dollar per-hour differential. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4096 I'm sick of getting all this chain mail. A standard rejection reply will do. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
4097 OK, I’ll be more careful leaning in! My javelin stays under my desk! 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
4098 Honestly, Sire, Covid is waining, and the CDC has lowered it's mandate to just cloth masks indoors. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
4099 Will you be needing additional Armour all 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
4100 You misunderstood the term "mail order." 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
4101 Why yes, Ms. Harris, I am trying to sell a medieval castle in France!" 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
4102 You really to stop sending chain mail to our customers. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
4103 I've brought you the Holy Grail of Manila folders. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
4104 What? No mention of Sir Galahad in the jousting report? 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
4105 I need to get my suit of armor cleaned and oiled. Know any cleaners who do that? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4106 Thl'epasfj oss npoeed! 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4107 The ballot counting is over and we're readying the press release. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4108 If there is no longer a mask mandate, I don't think you need to keep wearing your visor. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4109 Are you working the knight shift? 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
4110 New to the knight shift? 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
4111 Instead of casual Fridays, we do Medieval Tuesdays." 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4112 What? The job description said I need "thick skin"...plus it is vintage from the 15th century. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
4113 I'm sorry but we are only taking aplications from people who have done a crusade or higher. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4114 How are your inter-personal skills? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4115 Requisition for Cans of Mace? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4116 Anything else I can take care of for you?? if not,, good night. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4117 If hired for this position, will I need to work Knights? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4118 The CEO said he was looking for a "white knight. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4119 Ingrid, I understand you’re worried, but we’re not going back to remote work. 1.1867 0.06208 75 66 4 5
4120 “ You have to put on the whole armour of an employee, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of working in this business.” 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4121 We need you to work at night, George, not as a knight! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4122 My tummy’s kinda funny. Do you think we could move the 2 p.m. Jousting to tomorrow? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4123 Yes, I'm slow to adjust to the 21st century." 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4124 They said I'd have to work knights this week. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
4125 Working all knight again? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
4126 I’m being groomed for HR. 1.1860 0.05612 86 75 6 5
4127 With all the sexual harassment complaints, I figured I should at least bring some protection. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
4128 I’m afraid we are still armoring: the receptionist can provide you with a suit of armor, if you don’t have your own. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
4129 From the mailroom to the boardroom: at a hundred different companies, I've run the gauntlet. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
4130 Corporate said to start working nights 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
4131 Do you have any previous experience as a night auditor? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
4132 This won’t get you out of the night shift, Neil. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
4133 You didn't get the memo regarding the lancelot variant? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
4134 IT announced new security measures, haven't you heard? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
4135 None of us look as good as we did in the Zoom picture we posted. But, you can't keep claiming it's an office dress-up day. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
4136 Now, I can protect you from people but not tax fraud 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
4137 Are you going to ‘slay’ today?” “You think this is joke? This is my life, my culture. Everyday I wake up and exist in a world that’s not mine. You stand there and mock me you fucking bitch. This isn’t what Dr. King fought for. Be better and choke 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
4138 Frank said we should prepare to battle for those budget numbers. I’m prepared. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
4139 This looks great. I really wish I could read it. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4140 New here? Yes, I've only just been kicked upstairs into Middle Ages management. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4141 Yes, we can do a hostile takeover. What castle do you have in mind?' 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4142 I can't give you permission,I'm only the Knight Manager! 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4143 The message is, ''Call Ginnie Thomas when you're ready to start for the Capitol''. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4144 I understand your on night duty. 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
4145 Consider me the original office chain mail. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4146 I'm not brave enough to drink office coffee. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4147 Sorry, you can’t leave early today. You’ll just have to shine your armor another day! 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4148 I thought masks were optional? 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
4149 Don't worry. I'm not going to slap you. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4150 I meant our computer network. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4151 I don't think this is what the boss meant when he asked you to work nights. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4152 We have changed our harassment policy 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4153 Relax, I am not giving you the pink slip. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4154 I think you misunderstood what the boss said. He said he had a night errand for you. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4155 Who do you think I am…your knight in shining armor? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4156 No, not envelope, just bring my lance. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4157 Uh, Miss Thompson, joust one more thing… 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4158 When they told me to see the night manager, I thought.... 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4159 Now that you and everyone in the office have gotten both shots and both boosters, won't you consider losing the body armor even if you keep the helmet on? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4160 I read the next variant is medieval. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4161 Your dinner meeting is all set... the clients will meet you 7 pm at Medievil Times. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
4162 It protects the company against gender bias 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
4163 Where are you from? 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
4164 Will my lady open the window so I may throw down my gauntlet 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
4165 Your three o'clock and his second are in the lobby, sir, and their horse is disturbing our other clients. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
4166 our covid policy is iron clad 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4167 I know the advertisement said the position was for the night shift, but I never thought………. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4168 It’s HR - this is our standard issue uniform. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4169 Aller chercher l’homme. 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
4170 This policy gives me full coverage. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4171 Going to Ukraine? On which side? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4172 I'll have what she's having. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4173 Corporate thinks a mask will be sufficient. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4174 I'm going beyond the mask mandates. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4175 It’s days like this I wish I’d never left the mailroom. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4176 are you available to work on Knights 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4177 I asked for more Sabre's and Foil's and they sent me foil covered hummus. 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
4178 Duh. It's our answer to Under Armour. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
4179 Sam, a simple medical mask would have been sufficient. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4180 Yes, it's the new KNight 95 1.1842 0.04852 76 65 9 2
4181 If he doesn't agree to a mediation process, we should consider lancing him from behind. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4182 We're moving you to the night shift 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4183 There's a spelling error here,Alice. You have it that we're seeking a "night" manager. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4184 So I heard you had a runny nose today. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4185 Who,me? No, I'd NEVER make an alopecia joke... 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4186 I’ve heard of working knights, but this is ridiculous! 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4187 'I don't remember reading anything about a knight shift' 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4188 Did you hear they lifted the mask mandate? 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4189 Actually I rode my own steed into work today 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
4190 Any further comments about my hair Mr. Rock? 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
4191 I think my nose job is an ironclad success. 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
4192 The IRS auditors are waiting in the lobby. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
4193 If they don’t accept the deal, I will get medieval on their ass, Miss Jones. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
4194 Thank for bringing this into my attention. But next time Bob can talk to me directly if I’m making him uncomfortable. 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
4195 We only use the round table for group meetings 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
4196 What a knight at the office. 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
4197 How long have you been working the knight shift? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4198 Hast thou ever served divorce papers? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4199 I was I supposed to know you wanted a round desk ? 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
4200 Can you work nights? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4201 When you said there's a lot of night work, I guess I misunderstood. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
4202 Casual Friday" not "Castle Friday. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4203 I said, 'I don't do night work,' not 'I don't do knight work.' 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4204 I'm on Pandemic alert." 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4205 Plexiglass shortage...supply chain problems. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4206 Our employee engagement dipped after that last raid. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4207 Yes I joust. No jest. 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
4208 Fairfax, let me be clear. It's not just my drawbridge, it's everybody's drawbridge." 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4209 This isn't quite what I had in mind when I was hired to work the knight shift. 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
4210 Yes, we are hiring for knight school teaching positions. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
4211 Working knights doesn’t mean we get overtime, Geoffrey. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
4212 Masks are no longer mandatory, but if are attacked by Normans, who you gonna call? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
4213 No coffee or soda. Just a can of WD-40 please! 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
4214 I was expecting a Starry Night, but I suppose a Cubicle Knight will do… 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
4215 Merlin says the network is under siege. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4216 Thank you but I have enough paper clips and staples. I'm a magnate not a magnet! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4217 Didn't you tell me I'd be working the Knight shift from now on? 1.1829 0.05789 82 72 5 5
4218 I don't see oil can on this requisition list. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4219 Management hired me for cyber protection but my Phishing still needs a little work. 1.1829 0.05789 82 72 5 5
4220 The rain started. Take your umbrella or you’ll rust. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4221 Well, maybe YOU'RE the one dressed for LARP. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
4222 I see that you are doing the night shift. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
4223 For future reference,cosplay Friday is optional but encouraged. 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
4224 Knight wear Sir? 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
4225 Yes, it’s today I have that meeting with Will Smith. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
4226 I told Danny in sheet metal I forgot my mask. 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
4227 Sorry,we only have night jobs available. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
4228 What a relief to live without this mask mandate. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
4229 I'm a proud member of the Russian Army Reserve! 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
4230 It’s protection against the latest virus and Will Smith’s chivalry. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
4231 Don’t you think that outfit’s a little suggestive? 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
4232 As I'd hoped, the auditors didn't lay a finger on us. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4233 Due to our successful office Gallantry Program, vanquishes are up. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4234 Did you approve my budget requisition for a round table in the boardroom? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4235 I was hoping for letters from damsels in distress. Not chess strategies." 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4236 Are you willing to protect the water cooler from idling serfs? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4237 This job has better benefits, than your Knights of the Round Table gig. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4238 So...have you been working knights long? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4239 This was the last place I expected to find a knight in shining armor. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4240 This is a tight lip, iron clad department. Are you sure you want this position? 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
4241 The boss wants me to discharge women of colour 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4242 Well, all I can say is Good Knight 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4243 I think that you may have misunderstood the latest memo from HR 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4244 I’m iron clad. The promise is worth nothing. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4245 I am ready for the Will Smith interview. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
4246 I need you to stand back 6 feet as I look over your transcript. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
4247 Getting backlash from your back-to-the office edict? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4248 That reminds me,I have to pick up my night guard from the dentist 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4249 The I.T. Department believes you may know something about these chain emails. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4250 Sad that sometimes the only path to career growth is to move into management 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4251 It's a good resume, just not quite steely enough. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
4252 Sorry, but this is my desk. The round desk is down the hall to your left. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4253 Knight I have a word with you? 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4254 You didn’t get the memo? It’s Medieval Monday. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4255 Yes sir, I double checked. It's a memo from Otto Korreck saying "Lets call it a knight". 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
4256 I spoke with the department. They didn't agree that jousting would be a great team-building exercise. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
4257 This morning, I decided against wearing a mask, now that it's optional. And frankly, while this armor is a bit more cumbersome, it gives a whole new meaning to "social distancing" ! 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
4258 But I specifically requested the holy grail.” 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
4259 I’m hoping to get off the knight shift soon. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
4260 No, chivalry does not allow me to waive the business dinner hard copy receipt policy. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
4261 When I saw it was a knight shift, I dusted off my armor! 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
4262 Told you I don't want to see any rust numbers 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
4263 If you're going to be successful here, you're going to have to start working knights. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
4264 It has nothing to do with COVID. Will Smith is on his way in to the agency, and one can't be too careful. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
4265 Sorry, but we were seeking a med 'level' assistant." 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
4266 OSHA? Who the hell is OSHA? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
4267 We take @metoo very seriously 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
4268 Yes - he's willing to duel for the position. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
4269 The Time Traveler's wife told me you would be here. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
4270 Not what I meant, Janice. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
4271 Bernice meets her first thee/thy. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
4272 We offer our employees a variety of Covid masking options. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
4273 These are Mid EVIL Mondays. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
4274 You are aware that the dress code for females includes a chastity belt? 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
4275 Shorten your hem, lower your neckline and the job is yours. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
4276 Didn't sleep well last knight? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
4277 Starting next week, I’ll be working moat on Fridays, ok? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
4278 OK, but, does HR respect MY culture? It just feels like Dark Agesism. 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
4279 You are taking the latest variant too seriously Mike. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4280 Get me on the 9:05 to Camelot and book me for a joust at 4:30. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4281 Your are to manage the castle crew logistics: 25 Starbucks double mocha latte with cinnamon, 4 times daily. 28 pizzas for lunch, with extra large Cokes. You will clean out the latrines, if you fail. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4282 I'm preparing my response to the Congressional subpoena. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4283 This is not the chain mail I was expecting. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4284 Miss Burns, bring forth my polls from last night's joust. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4285 I don't care wat you read on the Internet. That is not a standard medical mask. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4286 They're just words. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4287 Well, what did you think we meant when we said you'd be working the knight shift? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4288 Mr. Rock, the angry Oscar winner is back again. 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
4289 I understand that. But I still want you to reserve me an hour in the company sauna at 5 o’clock. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4290 You can't be too careful about Covid these days. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4291 I have to fire Crazy Pete today. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4292 Good first draft but you need to punch up the security angle. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4293 No, the question was of "what kind of kids eat armor hot dogs""? please ignore the head outside... 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
4294 Can you believe that the consultant described our systems as draconian? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4295 I still smell your body odor!… 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
4296 Yes sir, the Ad report IS unreadable. But that is because you did not ad visor eye slits. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
4297 This skit about the black night is not funny. 1.1798 0.05434 89 78 6 5
4298 Can you shine armor? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
4299 Well, if you don't like my asking for a raise, then think of me as a maiden in distress. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
4300 You know White Castle delivers, right? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
4301 Your mail got lost. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
4302 Did you get a chance to pick up my lance from the cleaners? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
4303 I see you're working on Performance Reviews? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4304 Get off your high horse and approve this plan! 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4305 Another Zoom Round Table? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4306 Either you're anachronistic, or the computer is. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4307 I am sorry, but we just can’t hire you. Your job qualifications are just so out of date. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4308 I see you have mail again 1.1795 0.05981 78 69 4 5
4309 So I see you started working knight shifts 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4310 Coffee,Miss Smith,and a small can of WD-40 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4311 Have you seen Ted? The CEO told me to "go medieval on his a**!" 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4312 Ok, maybe I went too far with my "back-to-work anxiety". 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4313 Good choice going midevil, your loan docs will be right up. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4314 I am hoping to outlast your penetrating, yet pleasant, expressions. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
4315 Your work is excellent, Art, but I need you to re-read our dress code policy. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4316 You’ll need to stay late, Arthur wants the report by our next round table. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
4317 We’re going to start you in the chainmail room. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4318 I find your glances piercing. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4319 And would you mind proofing this for grammatical errors? My writing skills have gotten a little rusty. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4320 This looks great, Ms. Wiley, but I'm running late for the joust--so if I'm not back this afternoon, can you do a quick spellcheck and get it out by 5? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4321 I think you misunderstood the phrase "night shift". 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4322 Oh, this? It's just a condition of my continued employment probation. For your protection, not mine. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4323 I usually just work the knight shift. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
4324 We tell all applicants right from the getgo: thick skin will not keep you safe from the boss' wrath. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
4325 I miss your body language. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4326 This desk is a bit too square for my liking. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
4327 Betty, don't take what I said about you being thin skinned so literally! 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
4328 Just in case you go Will Smith on me. 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
4329 I don't work knights. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
4330 They’re called breasts and we all have them. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
4331 What do you mean, " Not everyone is looking for a white Knight ? " 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
4332 I’m trying to get ahead of the next variant. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
4333 As I understood the memo, anyone working the night shift should dress accordingly. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
4334 Oh, that’s why you requested the night shift. 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
4335 No, no. I asked to speak to the NIGHT clerk 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
4336 Trying to remain neutral again? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
4337 I keep telling them I prefer the conference room with the round table. 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
4338 I'm the corporate gate keeper and the CEO is busy. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
4339 Yes, m’lady, I’m the knight shift. Moats crossed, swords brandished, honor defended. The mail room is down the hall to the right. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
4340 The board of the Society for Creative Anachronism approved casual Fridays, sir! 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
4341 Methinks you misunderstood when I suggested you need to begin showing your mettle 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
4342 I’m no knight in shining armor—just a bankruptcy trustee. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
4343 I used to work in the mail department. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
4344 It has come to my attention that your behavior is not vassal-like. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4345 You're move to knight shift has been approved. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4346 Overnight Express I presume? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4347 I'm okay putting the lance down, but I'm still not comfortable putting the mask up." 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4348 Mr. Knight, it's time for interview. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4349 If you really fire me for the spearing Doug in Accounting, I will see you in my Court. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
4350 You're thinking of "Night Moves;" the song. I do Mergers & Acquisitions. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4351 I started in the suit of mail room 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4352 It's my PPE for going to and from work. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4353 We are here to replace your desk with a round table. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4354 King Arthur just lifted the indoor mask mandate. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4355 They wanted someone bulletproof, they settled for arrowproof. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4356 No worries about the meeting this Friday. I just got notice it’s being held outside on the ground floor mezzanine 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
4357 We can't all start at the Round Table. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4358 Where's your mask, MissDooley? You can't be too careful these days. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4359 Even if you're not thin-skinned, you may need a little something extra. 1.1780 0.03924 118 101 14 3
4360 My seniority here is all I have left in life. 1.1778 0.04053 90 74 16 0
4361 Can you provide a definition for the word ‘Knight’? 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
4362 Sir: I’m here to HELP you… 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
4363 While face masks might now be voluntary Miss Cummings, there is an increasing likely hood of jousting on the subways. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
4364 I''m afraid the plans called for a round table Guinevere 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
4365 I heard that Chris Rock was trying out new material for his tour. Is that you Mr Rock? 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
4366 On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your jousting abilities? 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
4367 I love how you prepare for requests for promotion. 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
4368 Alice, you don't seem to get the spirit of Casualty Friday around here. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
4369 Nice try, but we know you missed three days last week. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4370 You’ll need armour to work here. Is that okay? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4371 Let me guess. You're getting your annual evaluation today. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4372 It's casual for me, and it protects against paper cuts. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4373 Oh, this? It's part of the office's new COVID prevention protocol. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4374 This isn't what I expected when they said I would be working nights. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4375 I’m sorry, we’re only considering real princesses for this position. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4376 Will I get in trouble if ask you about your experience mounting white horses and lancing fire breathers and rescuing .. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4377 covid again? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4378 I was told to work in the mail room. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4379 Or you could just read what's in the teleprompter. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4380 Okay, I will be Gwenavere at the lunchtime office party. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4381 I don't care if you're a knight, I do not work nights. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
4382 Under Armor is not interested in your advertising promotions, Sir! 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
4383 I not sure what you're fried means, Reggie. 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
4384 I'm working Knights 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
4385 Yes,the position requires a Night School degree 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4386 Sorry, Glenda, I'm just so used to working at home it is hard to remember what is appropriate for work. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
4387 The castle's back to dressing business medieval. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4388 When will my reflection show who I am OUTSIDE? 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
4389 I know the partition wasn't built for load-bearing purposes but, tell me, is there room in the budget for merlons and archers? 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
4390 Hobbies; Jousting. Come on, really? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4391 Just focus on your task. This isn't a time to go off chasing windmills. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4392 Our COVID restrictions remain in place. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
4393 Ms. Jones, when I asked for my mail I meant the metal kind. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
4394 Usually nothing gets past me, but leave your file and I'll see what I can do. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
4395 So how’s the knight shift working out for you? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
4396 Fencing workhorse 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
4397 Now that masking has been normalized, it felt like the right time to really be me. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4398 Everything looks good, you have excellent skills, but can you joust? 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
4399 Don`t you think you`re going a bit overboard with your PPE outfit? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4400 Are my comments really so pointed? 1.1765 0.04707 102 88 10 4
4401 When it's falls on a weekend, I never know if we celebrate Halloween the Friday before or the Monday after. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
4402 I just know I couldn't be productive in the bomb shelter. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4403 I got used to a tighter echo chamber at my castle-office. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4404 Dress-down Friday is tomorrow. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4405 No sir, once a knight's enough! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4406 It's company culture to work Knights... 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4407 Pickleball during lunch,Charlotte. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
4408 I rather not comment on your new haircut. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
4409 Okay, okay! You can work the knight shift. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
4410 I want employees to work at knight. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4411 Encouraged to see you're available to work Knights" 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
4412 The personnel appraisals are supposed to be personal, so we'll postpone it. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
4413 I'm still adjusting to the desk, I'm more used to a round table. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
4414 Do you know if we have any 3 in 1 Oil in stock? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4415 The suit is better against backstabbing than viruses, but somehow that's a relief. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
4416 My methods may be medeival Miss Jones, but someone has to slay the sales goals. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4417 Knight games. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4418 Can you comfortably carry my spear? 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
4419 I think you're taking casual Friday to the extreme 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4420 the staff complains you are do not seem open to criticism. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
4421 I’ve tilted at a few windmills too, but we need this signed and overnighted today””. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4422 And what kind of mood is he in today? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4423 I was quite specific with HR.Someone who'd perform with amour. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
4424 Okay, I see you very qualified to work in an office, but do you have experience in helping a knight don his armour and have you ever arranged an honourable burial? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4425 Lancelot and I have a board meeting at noon. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4426 Well, I do take a shine to armor. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4427 This is the first in-person business roundtable since 2020 - we're going to do it right. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4428 Do you think I’m pretty? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4429 You are not dressed properly. Didn't they tell you when they hired you this is the Knight shift? 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4430 You're a damsel in distress, I'm a knight in shining armor. I could fit you in next Tuesday, after the staff meeting. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4431 I see you found the workforce management list. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4432 No, I'm pretty clear I understood what you meant when you asked 'Do you work knights?'" 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
4433 They must've thought I said I'd work the Knight shift. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
4434 That's an IRONic deal! 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
4435 You should see the dress code in the mail room 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
4436 Let's move the jousting to after lunch.... 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
4437 I just feel like some employees have access to safer spaces than others. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
4438 Sorry. There is no knight shift here. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4439 Welcome to fortsquare! Tomorrow I'll have mead, not coffee. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4440 You do understand you are applying for the Knight shift? 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
4441 You have an impressive resume here; I see that you have graduated knight school. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4442 Can you ride a horse ? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4443 Sir, I think you're taking this mask mandate a bit too far! 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
4444 We'll be having pizza today for the staff lunch using the conference room's Round Table. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
4445 I think you misunderstood what I meant by working the “night shift” 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4446 I know Matt in Marketing is uncomfortable, but I take my office PPE seriously. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4447 We only have job openings on the knight shift. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
4448 Wearing metal all day can get warm, but I think the new attire will attract good candidates. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
4449 My skin is too thin for this job so I bought the armor on Amazon and it really is more protective from all your complaints and taunts." 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4450 It's the latest in virus protection. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
4451 If you were into cosplay, Miss Evans, this would be on parchment. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
4452 Let me guess. You work the night shift. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
4453 I would like the collection letters to pack a wallop. Is that understood? 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
4454 Nay, my resume said royal decree. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
4455 sorry Marge, this will not do, you are underdressed 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
4456 Seriously. An anglophile in London! 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
4457 You’ve been putting a lot of long Knights lately. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
4458 Am I carrying our no fraternization policy too far? 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
4459 See, I told you the WD40 account would love our presentation. Now, where's the wrench?" 1.1744 0.05281 86 75 7 4
4460 Worked the knight shift. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
4461 Not now! Clear? 1.1744 0.05281 86 75 7 4
4462 It's my resignation...I've Galahad-it with working for you. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
4463 Because I want you to judge me on the content of my character. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
4464 I see you didn't get the word on the new dress code. 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
4465 ''I'm expecting sticks and stones.'' 1.1743 0.04292 109 93 13 3
4466 'Your resume may be missing a few defensifications.' 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4467 They said I had to work knights 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4468 The boss can be very aggressive at times! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4469 Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
4470 I've had it with Jim and his piffy wads. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4471 Did you watch The Academy Awards? I'm not taking any chances 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
4472 Is Will Smith with you? 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
4473 My eyelashes need defending. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4474 We'll need you to work knight shifts. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4475 Flakes of rust surround our toilet. 1.1739 0.05034 92 80 8 4
4476 Great, it fit, now, when the boss comes in you are to refer to him only as 'my liege'. Also, Fridays are casual so a business tunic is fine and everyone is expected to participate in the jousting. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4477 Stuart, I think you're taking casual Friday a little too seriously 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4478 No, the job description said "nights" and weekends. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4479 Sorry, but we didn't see any jousting or broadsword fighting experience on your resume. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
4480 I'm trying to drum up some interest in an office jousting league. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4481 Sir, Goodnight ! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4482 Working knights? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4483 Haven't you heard the mask mandate is over? 1.1735 0.03845 98 81 17 0
4484 You heard of the Knights Who Say 'Ni'? Well, I'm the Knight That Says 'No'! 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
4485 Text is perfect . Just note the word Knight is written with a "K" 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
4486 I thought the memo said 'dress up Friday'. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
4487 Do you want me to advise HR of your new dress code? 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
4488 There are still 6,000 deaths a week in the US, I'm going to keep wearing a mask. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4489 I'm sorry, but I just can't see it. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
4490 The pandemic is over, you can come out of your shell 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4491 Hast thou a pageship on offer,Sir Knight? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4492 It's the knight shift, did they not tell you? 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
4493 We just don't have the budget for another industry gatekeeper. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4494 Look, your CV is impeccable but we're just sure if you're the right fit. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4495 When I asked you if you wanted to work nights I meant.... 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
4496 I'm glad you finally listened to me, but the mask mandate is over. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4497 The W240 and Armor All are in the top drawer of the filing cabinet in the event I seize up. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4498 My Iron Maiden is at the cleaners 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
4499 The boss knows you are working day and night. This look is redundant. 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
4500 Joke's on you. I wore this for the Zoom meetings too. 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
4501 When did you start working the knight shift? 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
4502 Never needed to work remotely… just closed the mask. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4503 The round desk has been on order for 6 months!? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4504 The 'shining armour' option costs extra. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4505 Knight, schmight, it's still harassment. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
4506 What? It's casual Friday. 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
4507 Relax. I just wanted to let you know I was heading out for a cup of coffee. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
4508 Their lawsuit isn't bullet proof, I think we have a chance 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
4509 Cast thou not dispersions Maid Marion. Tis the PPE for yon next variant! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4510 Upstairs approved your request to work remotely from the trophy room. I'll order a standing desk and longer mail skirt. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4511 You’ll need to be available for knights, weekends, and some holidays. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4512 Thank you! I can't wear a mask anymore! 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
4513 I have to be ready to defend myself. Just the other day, I saw that we were hiring a “Social Media Ninja.” Seriously what could that possibly mean? It’s 2022 and we already have a Social Media department. We’re Pinterest for Christ’s sake! I mean… 1.1724 0.05473 87 77 5 5
4514 KNIGHTS TO SEE YOU 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
4515 After having read my “Rate Your Boss” scores, I’d say yes,this was entirely appropriate office attire. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
4516 Ahh, so you’re the new guy- they usually stay until a really incensed customer flames until the helmet is seared on. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
4517 No, you don't need to be vaccinated to work here; we utilize other anti- Covid measures. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
4518 But on Fridays I'll just don a simple coat of mail. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4519 Better get fitted, we're leaving for Chicago in about an hour. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
4520 She’s actually a dragon. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
4521 Not what I expected when they said I'd be on the night shift 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
4522 I realize you're new here, but I don't need help to remember your name, Mr. Knight! 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
4523 The new trashcan is helpful. But a round table is non-negotiable. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
4524 I regret to inform you that we've eliminated your position, effective Friday. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
4525 My psychiatrist told me to put up an iron front against complaints. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
4526 Don't worry Sir,our security team confirms he's fully vaccinated. They've cancelled all personal protection measures. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
4527 I'm afraid we're gonna have to cut the squire program this summer 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
4528 I just don't think I can get this damsel's distress approved by the end of the fiscal year. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4529 It isn't Friday yet... 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4530 Upper management said I was their knight in shining armor. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4531 For me, this is the best looking uniform on the market. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
4532 Paper free is not the same as magnet free, sir. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4533 Is it knight time already?” “Stfu Lisa 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4534 I like the outfit, Chris. It shows the producers you're ready to host next year's Oscars. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4535 We’re looking for someone with a riveting personality like mine. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4536 No,I don’t polish armor, but I can get you a latte….” 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4537 Bob finally got the memo about the night shift. 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
4538 I'm telling you Sharon, this report is ironclad 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4539 I'm prepared to offer you the lead in GI Jane II. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
4540 Play to win. That's my suggestion, Mrs. Hopewell. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4541 I hope you enjoy working the knight shift. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4542 Yes, you must comply to the new dress code... 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4543 No, we can still touch, just not here. 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
4544 Should I have worn my mask? 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
4545 So, you want to work the knight shift? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4546 Big guns in the building today? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4547 That's not what I meant when I said we could have casual Fridays. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4548 Is this where I sign-up for night school? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4549 We now require full mask and armor to enter due to the current variant. Please leave. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4550 Monday morning staff meetings are brutal. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4551 We agreed you'd limit your wardrobe to aluminum for Medieval Mondays. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4552 Your mission, should you choose to accept it, will be to shine my armor. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
4553 Don't be upset. With all the long hours, someone had to be assigned the knight shift. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
4554 It's in preparation for the impending parachuting Joro spiders! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4555 I thought the position was night desk. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4556 I see you're schooled in Judo and Taekwondo. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4557 Yeah, I needed a whole suit of armor to protect me from this class A crap, Carol. Do better. I want to wear flip flops to work sometime. 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4558 And another thing -your armor no longer shines. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4559 You do know the conference table isn’t round, Arthur? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4560 Bid Sir Brad in the accounting chamber to meet me on the jousting field with regards his clay-brained handling of the Slattery Report. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4561 Nigel, you clearly don't understand the concept of "working knights" 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
4562 Your steely presentation of yourself has been hard to digest, but you do have a point. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4563 The truth? You want the absolute truth? No, it is not shining. Now I'd like to go back to my desk, Mr. Peterman, so I can cancel that ticket to Bermuda. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4564 Compassion, enthusiasm and dedication are redundant now in new World, so you are disqualified for this job. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4565 I see that you are prepared to defend that mean-minded memo that you sent to all the staff. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
4566 It is a biography of Margaret Thatcher 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
4567 Yes, there is some abuse. Why do you ask? 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
4568 It's the _Chevrolet_ account, Mr. Peters, the _Chevrolet_ account! 1.1702 0.04933 94 82 8 4
4569 Louise, Our magnificent corporate liege grants you acceptance for your participation at our round-table discussion. 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
4570 Oh all this paperwork is so scary!! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4571 Now, what quests are on your calendar today? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4572 I’ve been here for 4 hours. Shouldn’t I be qualified for the position of lady-in-waiting? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4573 Tell the boss I'll submit to a dress code when he quits with the brylcream pompade. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4574 No Ms Smith, My jousting appointment is always on Tuesdays 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4575 You are my new armorer? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4576 Let’s just say the boss is in a mood today. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4577 I usually work nights. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4578 I was told to report for the knight shift. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4579 Again, Sir Wants A lot??? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4580 I need to finishing filing these reports; so I called you in to let you know that I'll be staying over-knight. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4581 It's going to be a black knight. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4582 Are you open to face time—virtually? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4583 I was just transferd from the Complaint Department 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4584 Let the children in Miss Smith, I'm ready for them now! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4585 I really don't think you need to worry about Will Smith. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
4586 Can you explain this large gap in your resume? 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
4587 Paul, I’m sorry. You have six more weeks before your health insurance begins. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4588 I'm a knight worker. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4589 You must be from the Knight shift 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4590 Ooooooh, the NIGHT shift. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4591 We've modernized--the employee armor here is all unisex nowadays. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4592 I'm afraid the dark knight stole the can opener 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4593 It's a cease and desist from Under Armour. I think this smear campaign is finally getting to them. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4594 Thank you for your application; there is an internal candidate for the knight manager. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4595 So, are you vaccinated AND boosted? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4596 Richard, you still have to attend the sexual harassment training! 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4597 I don't believe we've met, I work the knight shift 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4598 Are you the only one working knights? 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
4599 Ok, I get it - I'm a pushy manager. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
4600 And how can you still think that your chair is a horse? 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4601 No, sir, there's nothing wrong with the retro look. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4602 I never understood why you prefer the knight shift. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4603 What part of "Toxic Work Environment," does thee not understand? 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
4604 What? We were out of hand sanitizer. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4605 Sorry my outfit. Just came from a customer call. Do you have experience dealing with challenging situations? 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
4606 This memo states my desk should be round 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4607 I need you to order me a round table 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4608 Would you mind capturing the pawn on C4 while I'm out at lunch? 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4609 After work, I go straight to Knight School 1.1687 0.05372 83 73 6 4
4610 So, what made you want to work the knight shift anyway? 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4611 Sorry, boss. Nobody's dreaming about a knight in shining armor coming to their rescue anymore. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4612 I asked for the best mattress in the world 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4613 I’m the new equity and inclusion officer. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4614 Just so you know, I need every protection to answer these subpoenas. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4615 I'm simply ready for whatever slings and arrows come my way." Cal Bellamy, Munster, Indian 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
4616 ...And we'll be meeting in the HEPA-filtered. social-distanced conference room with the large round table. 1.1687 0.05639 83 74 4 5
4617 I will need some more silver metallic for a shine up! 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
4618 I said “night shift”. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
4619 Are you OK with armor, or would a hazmat suit be enough? 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
4620 I think you misunderstood our Ad about needing people for the night shift. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
4621 I just don’t know if you’re well-suited for this position. 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
4622 Can you explain this gap on your resume where you weren't in distress? 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
4623 This memorandum explains that even though our company name is Armor All that has nothing to do with our dress code. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
4624 Get this to me two battles from now please. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
4625 I specialize in sweaty-armor therapy. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
4626 Please submit your dragon emergency in triplicate. 1.1684 0.03860 95 79 16 0
4627 Are you willing to work during knight hours when necessary? 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
4628 Would you be willing to work a 'knight' shift? 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
4629 It's a knight job. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
4630 What do you mean I'm creating a hostile work environment? 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
4631 I'm working the knight shift. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4632 Don't make me go Will Smith on you. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4633 I SAID "CAN I SEE YOU IN MY OFFICE"! 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
4634 Yes, this is Will Smith’s office. How may I help you? 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
4635 Carol, this is my casual Friday. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4636 Thanks, Bonnie, but this isn't what I meant by chain mail. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4637 Robot" Looks like someones been slacking on their work." Woman" I'm sorry Sir, crazy eye Roy keeps distracting me." 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4638 I need more than a mask to feel safe at work these days. 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
4639 WD40. Quite a lot of it, please. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4640 When they said you were working nights, I thought…Uh. … 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4641 Sorry, Covid-19 protocol - too many co-morbidities! 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4642 What, you've never seen someone working the knight shift before? 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
4643 I'm through for the day. G'knight. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
4644 A simple mask would have worked. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4645 It's just extra protection against COVID-19 and whatever Putin does in Ukraine. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4646 Well, somebody has to work the knight shift. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4647 I'm a method-viewer - it's a level of commitment most find uncomfortable. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4648 You're right. It does mean you're fired. 1.1667 0.05311 84 74 6 4
4649 I just have to ask ... are you willing to work night shift? 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
4650 Horse ran away again? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4651 Sorry to hear you got demoted from the round table. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4652 I agree. The meeting will be contentious but, maybe you could ‘gird your loins’ more figuratively? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4653 Examining documents on the knightshift. 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
4654 Now that you have taken the COVID vaccine shots you can remove the armor! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4655 Just say goodbye , good night makes me feel like such a child . 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4656 Masks be damned. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4657 This is not a phase 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4658 He does have a point. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4659 Sir, the clients from the Copsley account are -- oh damn. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4660 Things have gotten a little rougher for me since I went off the Net! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4661 I'm working my way back to the round table 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4662 When you overheard me say, Miss Evans, that you and I might have a "go at it," I was just jousting, I mean jesting. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4663 It's the modern gentleman's suit of armor 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4664 can't be too careful these days 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4665 I don’t see any mention of jousting. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4666 Wait, did you mean a shift that takes place at night? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4667 And what's the status on my new round table? 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4668 Not that it matters,nor can I officially acknowledge the fact,but yes,as Frank can confirm,I am a middle aged white male. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4669 No, the mask is not “optional” so long as I am wearing the rest of my protective gear 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4670 I call it Pandemic Chic. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4671 *SIGH* I miss my round table 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4672 Pray tell, what ails thee? ‘Tis Casual Friday, no? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4673 Good night. Oops, I mean good evening, sir. Er...I mean, mister... 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4674 I eat dragons for breakfast. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4675 Everything's covered except death by microaggression. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
4676 Oh this? Just trying out a new look… 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
4677 It's called casual Friday for a reason, Susan. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4678 Human Resources says I need to come out of my shell. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
4679 How’s your lance and shield experience? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4680 Apparently there was a mix up at the temp agency. I asked if they had anyone that could work nights. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4681 Your mace skills leave much to be desired. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4682 Great! I finally meet my knight in shining armor and he’s a receptionist at the dentist office. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4683 Alas, I am no more valiant than you or even Tim there. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4684 I think the letter still sounds a little too guarded. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
4685 Fauci said it's the best protection against Truth Social.... 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4686 Your yearly review is unrelated to my outfit. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4687 Shining armor is for the young. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4688 I think you misunderstood 'night shift'. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4689 No, I said you were promoted to night manager" 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4690 What, this? I got it after Gary over there 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4691 I see your move from Locksley to New York City has not influenced your outerwear. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4692 Tell Mr. Smith he can come in now. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4693 Can you please delete the word "shining" and say "I want to be your knight in zero-carbon armor." 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4694 I know I look a little scruffy. I didn't have time to shave this morning." 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4695 Lance, I told you, no more chain e-mails. 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
4696 Where does it say the kind of mask to wear when in the office? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4697 Uh oh, the guy in the armor is Chris Rock and the woman is Jada Pinkett-Smith! Okay, what else do I have to do today, now that I’ve thrown a bone to the thousands of jibbering hyena people who rely on these posts? Siri, stop dictation. Delete. No don 1.1650 0.04799 103 91 7 5
4698 Nigel, While we can appreciate that this IS your "casual" suit of armor, we feel it just isn't in the intended spirit of Casual Friday... 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
4699 Stop being defensive. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
4700 I am sorry to say that we find you to soft for this department Ms Perkins? 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
4701 Metal prices are what!!??!!?? 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
4702 Sir, it’s time for your 4:00 o’clock sword fight. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4703 They told me to switch to the knight shift. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
4704 Before I sign, how high is the tower? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
4705 And now you will complete your next assignment with no violence. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4706 Let me see your mask. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
4707 Hoping you might identify as Cinderella? 1.1647 0.04047 85 73 11 1
4708 Other perks include unlimited PTO and casual chain mail Fridays. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4709 I don’t mean to be heavy-handed, but I can’t read your report. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
4710 I requisitioned it through HR after the Penske incident. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
4711 Take everything on this list to Sir Plus. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
4712 HR is fine with it as long as I use PTO for my jousting days. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
4713 You can’t quite! We only just incorporate the Roundtable!! 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4714 I heard that you have been drafting the latest voting rights legislation for the governor's office. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4715 I really hate all the corporate jousting. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4716 Explain to me again why you need a round table. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4717 Your shining armor is washing out my computer screen. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4718 Sorry, Ma'm - but you're not properly attired for this interview... 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4719 If you don’t want to work (k)nights, this may not be the job for you. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
4720 SIR, I MAY LOOK LIKE A WOMAN BUT I ASSURE YOU I FIGHT LIKE A MAN! 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4721 Ms. Blinker, for security reasons we're to wear protective uniforms. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4722 Sir, your armor needs shining. Good night. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4723 Well, as you'll learn very quickly, the boss has a really wicked temper. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4724 Look, it’s Friday Casual, not Medieval Castle. Got it! 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4725 M-'oot or 'oat? 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4726 I got promoted from physical to cyber security. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4727 I'll be honest, I can't read. Can you give me the short version and then explain it slowly? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4728 I know the office is trying to galvanize against cyberattacks, but will this really work? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4729 I thought it would be more believable if I wear this when I tell them the network is secure. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4730 With all due respect Sir, we all feel thay you would be more COMFORTABLE knowing that most of the world has now shifted its focus on Russia and Ukraine. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4731 I just can’t handle getting one more booster shot. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4732 Where are your mask and gloves? 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4733 I run things here a little old school. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4734 Why the stare? Boss said he wants us to be working knights." 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4735 You're taking this cybersecurity thing seriously, huh? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4736 Your co-workers don’t like the iron façade. It make work conversations difficult. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4737 … and when can we expect the firewall? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4738 This is not what I meant when I put you on the night shift. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4739 These are the minutes from yesterday’s round table, Bob. 1.1644 0.05857 73 65 4 4
4740 I told them it wasn't a typo, but Facilities kicked back your requisition for new conference room furniture. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4741 'These rising fuel costs will send us back to the dark ages.' 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4742 Some guy named Lancelot is waiting for you at the reception desk and he doesn’t look happy. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4743 I knew my application was being stone walled. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4744 Thanketh thee, boss, but I'm putting in mine own two week noticeth. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4745 They've got me on the knight shift next week 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4746 And no wisecracks about this being my day job. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4747 No I went to Yale but I always wanted to go to knight school. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4748 The varsity jousters need more lances, sire. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4749 People keep saying chivalry is dead. But after looking at this file, chivalry is alive and well, however your time at this company... 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4750 It's time for the changing of the guards. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4751 Sorry, I only work knights. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4752 'No-one likes working nights.' 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
4753 YOU REMIND ME OF SOMEONE I DON'T KNOW 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
4754 Dave is working the knight shift again. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
4755 I’m afraid your request for the day shift has been denied. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
4756 So.....why are you refusing to wear your armor, Ms. Harmer? 1.1630 0.05190 92 82 5 5
4757 I know the scars are awful after that old lady client attacked you with scratches, and biting. I thought it was surprising she was your mother and tried to scalp you with your own letter opener. The cosmetic surgeon will see you on Tuesday." 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
4758 I guess you heard I have a bowling ball method of maintaining my computer's security. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
4759 It says here that you list emotional intelligence as a strength?" 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
4760 Ummm...Tom? It appears you've gotten confused again. This is your DAY job...not your knight job. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
4761 Ms. Jones. I asked you to bring up the Moat ! Not bring me a Moccha ! 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
4762 Sir, with all due respect, do think you are taking the knight in shining armor analogy a bit too literally? 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
4763 Getting ready to send that email without my review, aren't you? 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
4764 Let's be clear. I want this job but you're not my knight in shining armor. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
4765 I really don't like working the knight shift! 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
4766 Knight shift," ha, never heard that one before... what do you want Carol 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4767 Open door policy, yes, but I draw the line at transparency, Ms. Roberts. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4768 Didn't you say I was supposed to work the night shift? 1.1625 0.04516 80 70 8 2
4769 The ideal candidate must agree to frequent time-travel. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4770 Do I have to work the knight shift again? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4771 I see you haven't developed a thick enough skin yet." 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4772 What do you want me to say, Becca. I didn't READ the job description. I heard "night shift" and made an assumption. Sue me. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4773 Oil can!" I said. I did not authorize the purchase of Canada Oil 1.1625 0.05467 80 71 5 4
4774 I like the extra protection, but this hauberk is really chapping my butt. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4775 Execute immediately: "Every employee must wear protective gear in preparation for the next pandemic. To that end, ..." 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4776 I strapped on the old armour to do some account jostling. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4777 Now who would want to read this modern crap?! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4778 What? I was scheduled for the knight shift! 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
4779 I need you to work the knightshift today. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4780 I applied here for night shift. Little did I know it was a typo. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4781 The shareholders would like to speak with you, Sir. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4782 Did I mention we have a dress code? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4783 Hey man, I'm with you: whoever's stealing lunches should totally be hanged by the neck until dead, sliced from neck to nethers, their entails left to be a feast for crows. Absolutely. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4784 A handkerchief would help but lace panties would be better. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4785 It was joust one of those things” 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4786 What do you mean my armor isn't as shiny anymore? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4787 I got it from a great uncle who made it through the 1918 flu. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4788 My parents told me to get a degree so I could meet my knight in shining armor at work. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4789 I thought I understood when you said "Night Work Needed" 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4790 So I hear you don’t like working knights? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4791 Apparently, I need some sort of biology degree to identify a damsel in distress. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4792 You have seven slays to respond. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4793 Big Chungus. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4794 I'm sorry -- your resumé only lists day jobs. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4795 HR has requested you take a more state-of-the-art approach to employee evaluations. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4796 Just because I can't drink anything in my armor doesn't mean I don't want Starbucks. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4797 But you said I had to be a knight person if I wanted to work here. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4798 I wear this outfit on my work at home days and want to make sure staff recognizes me from our Zoom calls. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4799 No, we need someone to cover the OVERnight shift. 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
4800 I'm afraid you'll need something more original than 'you've got mail' 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
4801 Seriously? I left my LARP early for a meeting about not having too many meetings? 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
4802 They said they had a hard time finding people for the night shift. 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
4803 You're not wearing your mask! 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
4804 I just wore a suit when I went to ask for a raise" 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
4805 I think you misunderstood what the Supervisor role entailed 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4806 The email I sent regarding staff meeting had a typo. I meant to say ‘join us’ instead of ‘joust’. 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
4807 Before reading,my apologies for the tin echo affect. 1.1613 0.04904 93 82 7 4
4808 Sorry, you're not my knight in shining armor. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4809 I’m always stuck working the night shift. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4810 The knight shift suit you, Percivale. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
4811 HR want to talk to you about the optional mask policy. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
4812 I thought you discontinued casual Fridays. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4813 Some members of our staff are not taking Covid protections seriously. I, however, am not one of them. 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
4814 Yes, I’m in charge of the night shift. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4815 This is not quite what I meant when I asked you to cover the night shift. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4816 Computers are a passing fad. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
4817 That guy in the window, sir? He's just a hot dog vendor. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
4818 Me?... Slay a dragon?... Surely you're jousting! 1.1605 0.05403 81 72 5 4
4819 I see you're working the Knight shift. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4820 Sorry, but JB says the moat is over-budget. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4821 Is this a knightly function? 1.1605 0.05403 81 72 5 4
4822 Oh....and get my horse and lance. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4823 cancel my afternoon, lady guinevere is in a mood 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4824 So much for shoving the CEO yesterday to get to the elevator, Pamela...she's making me suit up for the month to prove her 'No Jostling' in the workplace! 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4825 This isn't what I thought working the night shift was going to be. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4826 So can you work knights and weekends? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4827 Hi Sarah, I was just going over our latest acid-yield test report. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4828 Easy transition from the knight shift? 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4829 But do you own a goalie mask? To admin for Mr. Smith you need that and an open mind for open lifestyles. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4830 I wanted the cost of a round table, not a table of rounded costs 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4831 You will find that we do things a little differently here on knight shift. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4832 I'm sorry... You don't fit in our company culture. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
4833 Welcome to Human Resources. How can I help you? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4834 Finally, modest yoga gear! 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4835 King Arthur wants to see you in the round table conference room 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4836 I'm not your Knight in Shining Armor." No raise. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4837 Your duties will require a lot knights and weekends 1.1600 0.05037 75 67 5 3
4838 I don't think that's going to help with a cyber attack. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4839 I hear your complaint, but I assure you, there is no gate keeping going on here. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4840 Sorry, I can't join the after work jousting tournament today. I didn't bring a change of shoes. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
4841 I needed more privacy. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4842 It’s a chastity suit. With the me-two movement, one can’t be too careful 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
4843 I'm still protecting myself from Covid. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4844 Coffee with two sugars, my knight in shining armour. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4845 Your requisition for armor piercing bullets is denied. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4846 That's not what they meant by a little night work. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4847 I guess you didn’t understand when I asked for my chain mail 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4848 I believe in dressing for success. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4849 The only openings we now have available here would be knight shift. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4850 Yes, it's part of our virus protection protocol. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4851 Mama Betty I don't feel our Covid precautions are too drastic! 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
4852 Well, it's casual Friday! 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
4853 'So this is what you meamt when you said we'd be working night and day.' 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4854 I'm planning on taking over the 3rd floor accounting department ! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4855 I see you've been at the Renaissance Fair again, sir. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
4856 I misunderstood about working nights. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4857 Try to wear your Covid mask every day my dear Mrs. Baynes. Your colleagues are most distracted it seems!" 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4858 I thought I'd wear my favorite early Tudor suit for the pop quiz. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4859 It says here you served 15 years in the office of U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders ... So you should fit right in here at Medieval Times! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4860 Your application for knight worker is exemplary. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4861 Actually, we only speculate on derivative futures of slain dragons. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4862 The Black Knight has requested your presence on P3. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4863 The king requests your presence. And, no, I'm not jousting. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4864 Have you considered updating your windows security, sir 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
4865 I think that you've forgotten what "casual Friday" means. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4866 I have a meeting later with the top brass. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4867 Do you have to work on the weak knights? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4868 Trust me, I'm your boss. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4869 How much longer are they keeping you on the knight shift, Lance? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4870 The supply chain issues are really affecting P.P.E. 1.1585 0.05340 82 73 5 4
4871 This gatekeeping internship is unpaid,will that be a problem? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4872 Where did thou learnest to type? At a jousting? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4873 I’m tired of you midieval attitude 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
4874 Bill, it's actually October 30th today. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
4875 What makes you interested in a night job? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4876 They are requesting that a moat be built around the fridge?" 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4877 Arthur, I told you masks are no longer required in the office! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4878 Excellent, but next time can you call me Sir? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4879 I'm glad you noticed. I'm taking HR's warning on sexual harassment quite seriously. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4880 Richard, the protection is supposed to be for the computer. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4881 If you want me to work in the office again, it’s going to be on my terms! 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
4882 Stockholder activism is getting out of hand. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4883 So you are here to "Kill the Messenger" Alright, give it your best shot! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4884 Shall i call for your horse now sir? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4885 I don’t want to be a secretary forever, so I enrolled in the only night school with Thursday classes. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4886 Working knights earn time and a half. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
4887 So you’re working the night shift? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4888 A few years on the knight shift and it’s hard to let go. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
4889 Has Will Smith left the building? 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
4890 No more laundry, just polish and shine. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4891 You are old-fashioned, you don't follow new trends. You are fired. 1.1579 0.05636 76 68 4 4
4892 This isn’t what we meant when we hired you for the night shift. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
4893 Email me my lance, please. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
4894 Sir, don't you think you' re taking the company mask policy a bit to the extreme? 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
4895 I SEE YOU HAVE YOUR GUARD UP TODAY 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4896 I believe you misinterpreted " Working all night. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
4897 Good knight, Sir. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4898 Really, Brenda? You need a box of 24 pens? A dozen just won't cut it? We do need to get control on these "ridiculous" office purchases, don't we? 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
4899 Just tell Will Smith we are prepared to discuss the meaning of chivalry with him today. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4900 Sorry, I checked, there’s no mention of ‘mighty steed’ in the company’s service animal policy. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4901 Yes, I'm like to apply for the night shift position? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4902 Have I ever told you about the time I worked on the Gutenberg Press? Those were the days. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4903 Yes, we're looking for someone to take over the day shift so that I can get back to working knights. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4904 . . . and before you say another word may I remind you I'm very good with a can opener. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4905 I mean it’s good…I’m just more of a Chaucer kind of guy. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4906 Wearing a mask is non-negotiable 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4907 So, you've got mail. Big deal! 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4908 I see on your resume you don't do windows. The castle doesn't have any. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4909 Says here, your performance review is being held in the Tower." 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4910 I'm sorry but requiring you to always work the knight shift is medieval. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4911 Other than having to deal with my long commute, I am glad to be back in the office again. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4912 The Covid crisis is over. You can come out now. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
4913 No sir, that's not considered to be an upgraded mask. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
4914 Yes Yes, would you like any armor? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4915 Folks think I am too guarded so, HR suggested I try smiling more. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4916 I'm sure your wife had something else in mind when she told you to armor up here. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4917 Sir, I filed that restraining order against Will Smith like you asked. You can take the armour off now. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4918 Arthur said, you slayed last year’s expenses in half. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
4919 Sorry, ma’am, we only do tower rescues and joust requests. 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
4920 Don't worry. Here masking is optional. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4921 Yeah... I was gonna quit, anyway. 1.1562 0.04759 96 85 7 4
4922 If a dragon calls for an appointment tell them I am busy. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4923 Let's just say my boss can get a little moody. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4924 Did you bring the vintage can opener I asked for?? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4925 Welcome to the mail room. Did you already hang up your coat? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4926 Your resume states you went to night school. However, the job description requires knight school. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4927 Purchasing has denied your request for a round desk. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4928 Well, I don't polish it as often as I ought to, so technically maybe not...but I'll write this report for you. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4929 I'm so happy to be back in the office working Knights now. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4930 My new armor protects me against COVID, Putin and your bad breath. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4931 He’ll be knight with you. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4932 Is that you Jerome or am I having a nightmare? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4933 I don’t usually work days. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
4934 It's just not going to work Sir Greg from accounting. Please pack up your things,take your horse from the garage,return your parking pass,and leave. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4935 It appears I'll have to joust for my round table due to supply chain issues. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4936 Required or not, I insist on wearing a mask. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4937 My lance skills need work 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4938 Welcome to the team Sancho! 1.1556 0.04975 90 80 6 4
4939 Do you think the staff will know that it is April Fool's Day today?" Vipin Bery, Toronto vipin.bery@gmail.co 1.1556 0.04975 90 80 6 4
4940 Can you believe it’s less than two weeks until the Renaissance fair?! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4941 How can I possibly be harassing anyone in this garb? 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4942 A most noble report - I’m promoting you to Accounting Mage.” 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4943 The armor you need when your boss "checks up" on you. 1.1549 0.05899 71 64 3 4
4944 Working until 6:00pm is not the night shift, Larry. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4945 Our loan application process has withstood the test of time 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4946 You’re telling me our hiring policies our medieval, I requested a second chair 3 weeks ago. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4947 Ah, you must be the knight security guard. I'm not usually in this early. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4948 This position will require working knights. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4949 Like this, I have a safe space during ‘No Discrimination Week’. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4950 So I guess I’m not getting that promotion. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4951 I see you're ready to battle with the finance department again. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4952 All the king’s horses and all the king’s men will vote on the cute kitty pictures for next month’s issue right after the jousting and witch burning.” 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4953 You really went medieval on this memo. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4954 Heavy metal band experience; impressive! 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4955 I prefer armour to a mask. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4956 They increased their hourly rate for shining again? 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
4957 Our couples' website is known for profiling a certain image. Tell the next applicant it is a deal breaker if he does not wear a knight in shining armour costume! 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
4958 Oh I thought you said knight shift. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
4959 I’m starting on the knight shift this week. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4960 What we have here is a failure to communicate 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4961 Please, don’t worry about shining my armor, it is on Maintenance Department. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
4962 Actually it’s a day job. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4963 … and bonus checks will be issued this afternoon at 4:59” 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
4964 ...and you think this siege definitely could have been an email? 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4965 The staff thought you meant 'show your mettle'. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
4966 Everyone else in the office may go without masks, but I'd rather be safe than sorry! 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4967 We appreciate you returning to the office, but you seem ambivalent. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
4968 I hear that you are trying to get my room from me! I'll see you up on the roof at 12 noon. You may take your choice of weapon. En garde! 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
4969 It’s pronounced Ukraine, not, The Ukraine. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4970 Sorry. I thought they said I would report to the Night Editor…my bad 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
4971 Didn’t you hear that Covid is over? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4972 I’ve been challenged to a joust by Roger’s in accounting. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4973 They told me that I had to wear a suit for the boardroom meeting. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4974 Sir, have you ever heard of Kevlar? 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
4975 Do not go gentle into that good knight 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
4976 The guy looking in the window made nervous, so I put on my Overarmor! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4977 I have not showered for three days; do not tell upper management. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4978 Ms. Feenster. See from your resume that you write like a woman. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
4979 Armor will not help you fight that lawsuit. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4980 Your squire Patsy called; he said he's acquired your required coconuts and arranged the meeting with your loyal knights and their lackeys. Will you be needing anything else, Your Majesty? 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
4981 Sorry it's taking so long. I'm used to a round table. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
4982 So, Mr. Rock, I see you are ready to receive Mr. Smith for his apology. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4983 I hope you like working the Knight Shift. 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
4984 I’m preparing for the flu and cold season. 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
4985 Human Resources isn't what many of you think of when you visualize 'working with people'. 1.1529 0.03553 85 75 9 1
4986 I need one African and one European swallow. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4987 Are you my knight in shining armor? Let me be your liege. 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
4988 I usnderstand perfectly, sir. I'm shy too. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4989 I guess I have been following more stringent COVID protocols. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4990 You know we don’t have to only work nights right. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
4991 You know I don’t like to micromanage people’s expense accounts Gavin, but there’s a limit, y’know? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4992 I thought you should know - I am thinking of filing a suit 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4993 Make sure that these are sent anonymously. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4994 Oh, lookee, another chain letter to the guy in the chain mail. Ho ho, very funny. Ha ha, it is to laugh. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
4995 You're overdressed! 1.1528 0.05821 72 65 3 4
4996 Florence had not responded well to critical feedback in the past. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4997 The other partners have noticed that you're both thin-skinned and rusty. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4998 Only a mask is required to avoid COVID virus infection. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
4999 I really got into role playing while working from home. Tell corporate I’ll be back in a suit in a month or so. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5000 I believe Vlad is in town Ms Jones. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
5001 Listen, I will get it in by Tuesday without it getting eaten by a dragon. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5002 This is it? Only two damsels in distress requiring our services? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5003 Sir, the HR Department has decided that a suit of armor is too defiant and threatening for office wear. 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
5004 Are you familiar with our no fault insurance plan? 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
5005 I feel like I'm working day and knight. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
5006 I decided to pick up some new skills at knight school. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5007 This is the Knight Desk -- I am not aware of any other department with that name. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
5008 The CEO says if you will behave yourself, you can go back to Casual Fridays! 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5009 When they asked if I wanted to work the NIGHT shift this isn’t what I had in mind 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5010 Hear about the loophole in our company's PPE deduction? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5011 I'm not sure I understand the confusion, during the phone interview I did say you need the ability to work with knights, not evenings. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5012 You’ll hear better if you lose the suit. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5013 What do you think of my dream of starring in a sequel to “The Wizard of Oz”? 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
5014 I decided to capitalize on my middle name, Gawain. I think I’m finally on to something, don’t you? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5015 It's Casual Friday, not No-Late-Medieval-Armor Friday, Linda. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
5016 It says here you’re looking to leave early, which is out of my remit as the knight manager. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5017 I'd ask you to take a letter but your dictation skills are a little rusty. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5018 Should I tell your competitors squire merger or takeover. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
5019 You need to have a suit of armour to make it in this job 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
5020 We must prepare ourselves for a cyberattack. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5021 Will Smith is coming in to pick up his tax return this morning, so I figured I would dress appropriately. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5022 Do you even know the meaning of "Alarm"? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5023 What?!?! Have you forgotten last time...after it rained? It took the Jaws-of-Life to get you out and a month for you to recover!!! 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
5024 The new Over Armour store is finally open - I’m not convinced they’re going to be as competitive in sportswear as they think 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5025 It may seem extreme to you Lilly, but you didn't see Jim's face when then they gave him his notice. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
5026 Mail call? 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
5027 The Knights of the Roundtable aren’t happy with your screenplay depicting them as being filthy rich. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
5028 Lancelot said WHAT at the roundtable? 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
5029 The prowler only seems to show up during the knight shift. 1.1512 0.05103 86 77 5 4
5030 Health and Safety urged me to wear PPE when seeing dangerous clients. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5031 Oh...you fell for that Casual Tuesdsay thing. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5032 I’m not muted. I know we all feel vulnerable back in but maybe get a mask with ear holes. 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
5033 I'm sending you back to the mail room. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5034 I only join guillotine leagues. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5035 Sir, I have been double boosted. How can I help? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5036 Perhaps I should have been more clear, Ms. Johnson. We work nights, here. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
5037 I'm not Will Smith, Mr. Morris. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5038 Honor is feudal, demand board seats. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5039 Ancestry.com? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5040 Hey, George. We fact-checked your resume, and, unfortunately, no one can verify this whole "slaying a dragon" deal. Sorry, but you've been terminated. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
5041 Usually they have me on the night shift. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5042 No ... during my virtual job interview, I asked for a desk with an ancient marbled gloss --- not an ancient armored boss! 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
5043 Well good night ,good knight 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
5044 The new form of omicron is particularly aggressive. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
5045 Well, you did assign me to the knight shift. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
5046 Please let them know that I no longer attend meetings at round tables. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
5047 Office politics - I've had enough of it 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5048 If your going to be building an empire I think you should wear an empire building outfit 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5049 My boyfriend doesn't trust me on k/nights; maybe we could hang out in the broom closet? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5050 I’m Thor. And, yours? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5051 Bureaucracy truly is impenetrable... 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5052 Why can't you stop burning the midknight oil? 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5053 Should I have worn a face mask? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5054 So I suppose you think it's time we updated our approach to cybersecurity! 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5055 I think I'll keep wearing my protective gear after the pandemic is over. It's become a way of life. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5056 I've been very moved by this letter from damsel in distress suffering from alopecia. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
5057 I have to downsize the mace manufacturing department later today. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5058 I thought you understood we have to work knights. 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
5059 Must you be so defensive about these monthly reports? 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
5060 Thought bubble: Are those really words or just mumbo jumbo coming from that shield? 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
5061 Is armor necessary to work here? 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
5062 I need to protect myself and others from this virus 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
5063 Your resume is iron clad, so you’re hired. Just get measured for armor on your way out. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
5064 The dragon cancelled his 2 o’clock - says he has a stomach problem. And I haven’t been able to reach the damsel to confirm her 3 o’clock… 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
5065 No, he needs the contract be ironclad. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
5066 It may be a dress code violation at the office but I moonlight as a stand-up comic. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5067 I don't wear the metal pants anymore. They itch and little kids walk up and try to oil my armpit and the rust gets in my undies. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5068 Apparently you haven’t heard the Pandemic is over. 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
5069 Who knew I'd need a knight in shinning armor to get my Jet Blue seat assignment. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5070 Officially I'm Sir Galahad, and I prefer a round desk; but, you may just call me Sir, inspite of this darn desk. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5071 When family night at the Medieval Times falls out on Tax day… 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5072 Well your resume is very impressive but we’re not looking for anymore knights of the round table 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5073 We are going to promote all of the "Mid-Level" Managers not "Medieval"! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5074 I'll admit it makes drinking coffee tricky, but it's worth it to finally feel safe from crossbow attacks. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5075 This volume of mail really weighs me down! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5076 It's ok, Will Smith cancelled. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5077 Yup. I pulled the knight shift this week. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5078 So this is what the Wizard gave you? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5079 My wife, Sheila, she told if I wanted to get ahead I should go to knight school. So ... 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
5080 How do you like the knight shift? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5081 They always make me work the knight shift. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
5082 'Sir Lancelot, isn't your desk a little rectangular?' 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5083 On days like this I feel the sword is mightier. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5084 Get it! I'm not interested. As my boss, you're a knightmare! 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5085 So you think you can handle the knight shift? 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
5086 would you lioke some 3 in i oil with your BLT? 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
5087 They put me on the knight shift again 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
5088 I just saw this crazy thing on internet explorer 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
5089 Still wearing your mask, I see. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5090 The night shift has ended, sire. 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
5091 So you'll be responsible for the knight shift... 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
5092 They have me working the knight shift 1.1485 0.04311 101 89 9 3
5093 Yes, but can you work nights. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
5094 I joust about done those reports, boss. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5095 I’m moving you to the knight shift. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5096 There’s great benefits such as, 401K, Medical, and they’re currently paying for me to go to knight school. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5097 Business casual is fine, you know. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5098 Hey Dave, since when are you working the knight shift? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5099 Can I borrow your reading glasses? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5100 Don't you usually work the night shift? 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
5101 Am I expected to work knights? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5102 -You look a bit rusty. Polish? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5103 I'm good.! 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5104 Mr. Rock, isn’t it a bit early for trying on your outfit for next year’s Academy awards? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5105 I think you misunderstood the night shift position. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5106 As your defense counsel, I wouldn't recommend this. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5107 Excuse me sir, but I was wondering if I could possibly be transferred to the knight shift. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5108 So, here´s the lunch ist. A package of straws, a small oil can, some vaseline. And can you please answer my wifes messages and say that SHE is a medieval nerd as well. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
5109 Sir, if I wanted to attack you for an insult to my wife, I'd just do it online. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
5110 I’m hoping you don’t have a complaint as well. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
5111 I don't usually do this sort of thing, but are you free at 7? 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
5112 Knight shifts are optional 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
5113 I'm usually on the knight shift 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
5114 But, surely, the dress code doesn't apply to Knights of the Roundtable?! 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
5115 I was just looking at my chain mail. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
5116 The HR manager finally found the perfect outfit to wear to her job taking employee complaints. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
5117 If you don’t mind me getting a little personal, Mr. Pearson, you really need to climb out of your shell. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5118 Here's my lunch order; pastrami on rye, extra mustard, and a large can of WD-40. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5119 Why are you dressed as a medieval knight? 1.1475 0.06112 61 55 3 3
5120 I'am presenting at life achievement award tonight 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
5121 Brad, this place was established in 1692. It doesn't mean we still have to act like it's 1692. 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
5122 I swear the job listing said this is for the night shift, not the knight shift. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5123 If it's war they want, it's war they are going to get. En garde! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5124 It’s 5 pm. I’m leaving now, see you in the morning. Good Knight! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5125 THIS IS NOT NIGHT COURT 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5126 They're talking of amor-get-on. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5127 I know you are scared about the current war, Jim, but you are watching too many documentaries about Middle Ages 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5128 Before I agreed to work the night shift I should have asked them to spell it. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5129 Why work a 9-5 when you can work the Knight Shift? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5130 This castle comes with a knight. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5131 Lancealot, face it. Guinevere isn't coming back. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
5132 It pays to have thick skin in this job. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5133 I'm doing the rust belt projections today. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
5134 I lost my head around here somewhere, so I’m being inconspicuous. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5135 I think you have taken the mail-order concept too literally. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
5136 No. I will not call you Sr. de Bergerac! 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5137 I think you misunderstood when I said your on-call shift is night and day. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
5138 About that disastrous report." 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
5139 Sire, I understand that you are excited about your recent appointment as CEO of a national pizza chain, but don’t you think this Knights of the Round Table business has gone far enough? 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
5140 I have a couple of questions. Its the first time I've worked the Knight shift. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5141 Thankyou Miss Jones, these boilerplate clauses are perfect - I feel much safer now 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5142 Are you shielding yourself from radiation, or is this a fashion statement? 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
5143 Wanna grab a coffee after your performance review? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5144 The length of your skirt is becoming a distraction. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5145 while sticks and stones may be ineffective i can still call you racist. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
5146 So, milady, no longer fanfold paper for yon printer, nay? 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
5147 it is newest in ppe 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
5148 Just don't call me Sancho Panza. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
5149 Please finish your quarterly report before leaving for the insurrection. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
5150 This office reopening is strange. It feels like I have been gone for years. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
5151 You’re taking flu season a little to series 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
5152 I'm not ready to take off my mask. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
5153 Dictation may be so last century, but that’s still a bit ahead of me 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
5154 Are you a chicken or a rooster 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
5155 I’m sorry, at 3 o’clock the Brave Swords will be pressing the finance department’s claim on conference room B. Try the Order of Vengeance downstairs 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
5156 That meeting could've been a carrier pigeon. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
5157 I have concerns about the company's competitive moat. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
5158 Your the knight in shining armor! 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
5159 You need to book me a flight to Ukraine. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
5160 Yes, there is a dress code. 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
5161 WellHarold It looks like you have all around protection. from 2 pandemics,Covid and Crime. 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
5162 So that’s what you meant when you said your student loan interest from night school functions as a tax shield. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5163 Unlike some people, I take the pandemic seriously. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
5164 It's a complaint, Satterwhite. The staff says you scratch their cups in the breakroom when you practice jousting there. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5165 Thank you, Ms. Habersham. Remember, before you leave tonight, to place the order for chain mail and jousting lances. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5166 Masks are now optional in the office 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5167 To avoid confusion, I prefer being referred to as simply: Tank/Tanem/Taneir/Taneirs/Tanself/Tanselves 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5168 ... so I just do everything by text message. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5169 I don't trust cubicles anymore 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5170 When I hired you Lance for the night shift, it wasn't literal! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5171 Now that I’m in charge, I’m thinking of implementing a new dress code. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5172 When did you transfer to complaints, Marvin? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5173 Jousting,of course 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5174 I’m pleased to see you’re willing to work knights and weekends. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5175 Consider me the opposite of a knight in shining armor. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5176 Ma'am I cannot work the morning shifts, I am a knight worker 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5177 That's not quite what we meant when we said you'd have to work nights. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5178 As someone with an outrageous fortune, you should have nothing to worry about from slings an arrows. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5179 HR says even as a night in shining armor it’s still harassment. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5180 Now, about your raise.... 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5181 No, I don't think we need to mandate steel-toed shoes for the warehouse associates. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5182 I see that you're an Anti-Vaccinator. Report to he Armory for your uniform. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
5183 We are almost bankrupt; so glad I already expensed this armour. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
5184 You think the reaction to your quarterly forecast is going to that bad? 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
5185 Yeah, my boss…. It’s a long story. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
5186 So what? Yeah, I "literally" iron my suit. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
5187 The new client waiting says he has been booster. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
5188 No, no, no, my friend. A stiff upper lip simply means…. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
5189 Are you one of the Untouchables? 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
5190 But can they work on nights and weekends? 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
5191 ‘do you know what ‘brasso’ is ? l d soderlind mpls mn. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
5192 Sir, I asked you to work the 'night shift.' 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
5193 In that case, let’s push the duel to Monday so we shall treasure what may be our final Pizza Friday. 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
5194 Show her in. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
5195 Okay, I get it...the Knight shift...right? 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
5196 A mask, I get. But this is ridiculous! 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
5197 And why are all your tables round? 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
5198 They did warn me that the CEO is a little old-fashioned. 1.1443 0.04394 97 86 8 3
5199 It’s official, Millie, our new logo is “diversity reigns” Seta Mergeanian Seta.Mergeanian@gmail.com 1.1442 0.04617 104 94 5 5
5200 From now on, you’ll be working days and I’ll be working nights. 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
5201 I understand you're one of our new night workers. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
5202 This is not the mail that I requested. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5203 Armor is optional if you've had your booster 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5204 Mr. Knight, Mr. Rider left a message he will be here to pick you up in K.I.T.T at noon" 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5205 Respectfully, boss, just saying that the indoor mask mandates ended last week. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
5206 Hey man, it’s your business if you want to wear armor all day and decorate your window sill with decapitated heads…but you don’t even have a chair for interviewees to sit in? That’s just a sign of a disrespectful workplace and toxic office culture. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5207 you're hired! but you can't be my damsel in distress cause I'm gay 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5208 He wants to know if he should wear a mask. 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
5209 Do you have today’s list of car warranty calls for me to make? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5210 I'm sorry, Miss Jones, but you have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
5211 Haven't you heard we don't have to wear masks anymore. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
5212 I wouldn’t call 3 years a Radcliffe “Distress”. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5213 Phil, night shift doesn’t start until 8 p.m. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
5214 Yes masks are optional now, but I'm sticking with my PPE until this new variant has passed. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5215 Forward this memo about our new visor mandate ASAP! 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
5216 Do you have an iron-clad dress code? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5217 So this is your dating profile and not your resume? 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
5218 I'm sorry but I did tell the employment agency no knight work. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5219 Honestly, it's because you're black. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5220 Can you believe this memo from HR? I was only trying to wake her up... 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5221 Barb, I’m issuing you a warning for not wearing your PPE today 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
5222 You promised your LARPing wasn’t going to affect your work. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
5223 So, will I be seeing you at the staff joust after work? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5224 I will read this after I go to HR. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5225 We’re now called the “knight shift” at the IT desk. Upper management asked us to hammer home the initiative around the office not to open malicious chain mail 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
5226 I have an underlying health condition! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5227 It says here I need "shining" armor not just any old armor, so please get the polish ... now! 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
5228 Welcome to the team. This is what you wear when you meet our customers. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
5229 I assume you're okay with working knights. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5230 Sure, I'll take the jab. But my contract says nothing about 'mandatory rustproofing'! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5231 They hired me for the knight shift. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
5232 So has MY. ROUND TABLE BEEN APPROVED 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
5233 I think you will really enjoy the knight shift. 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
5234 how do you feel about working nights? 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
5235 You don't look like the Knight in White Satin! 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
5236 Ralph, we've talked about this. You're not approved for Knight-time hours. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
5237 Really Mr. Jones, I think you're taking the practice of safe sex too seriously. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
5238 Sticks and stones...... 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5239 Think of it like an opportunity 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5240 I know it has been a tough couple of years, but now, as you’re back to working in-office, you need to follow the dress code. Oh, and that’s not the way to ‘iron’ your clothes. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5241 I need all the COVID protection I can get. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5242 Your resume is a bit lacking in squire experience. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5243 Let's settle this account as soon as possible. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5244 Oh and Loretta, don’t forget to renew my insurance. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
5245 Guinevere said today is casual Friday. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5246 If you could get me off the knight shift, that would be great. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5247 Are you prepared to work Knights? 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
5248 Slaying dragons just did put food on the table anymore. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
5249 Do you own a horse and lance? 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
5250 Before i give you off next friday, You will have to work on the other knights. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5251 This script must be in Olde English. I can't see it or read it with this get-up I'm wearing. 1 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5252 I got your note to “see me,” but I’m afraid I’m not quite seeing you, sir. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5253 I need a steely disposition for today budget meeting. 1.1408 0.05418 71 64 4 3
5254 It’s a Gary Shteyngart situation. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5255 Well, if you’re not speaking, I must be. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5256 It seems you're taking my analysis a bit defensively! 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
5257 I’ve become more hardened as H.R. is a veritable battleground for disgruntled employees. Therefore, please disseminate these new Rules of Engagement and I’ll lose this suit of armor. 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
5258 Do you mind working nights? And, no, I didn't mean it the way you may have thought I may have meant it. 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
5259 This invoice says “oval,” but I specifically requested a round table. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
5260 It still wouldn't qualify as an iron-clad excuse for missing a meeting, sir. 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
5261 The modern office, Miss Gibbs, has been consigned to history. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
5262 That’s all for for today, Ms. Jones. Have a good knight. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5263 Yes. That is my current resume. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5264 Still homesick for the old castle? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5265 Can you redo this in Old English? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5266 I see you're bucking for a spot in Creative again. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5267 Miss Wetherton, I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go. You're dragon slaying performance this year, has been unacceptable. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5268 I plan to make a knight of it 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
5269 You're being a little thin-skinned 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
5270 His majesty sent me on a quest for data-driven solutions. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5271 I thought you said 'night shift' 1.1391 0.03884 115 102 10 3
5272 What do you think of my blind hiring process? 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5273 You've never heard of a desk knight? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5274 Gun violence is up again. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5275 The work environment isn't really that bad! 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5276 I think they meant, "nightly" reports. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5277 This position requires you to work knights. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5278 Look’s like trouble with that damned sword again. This time he’s requisitioning an excavator … whatever that is. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5279 Please inform the office manager I prefer the Knightshift. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
5280 It wasn't that I didn't like the round table; I just saw my self as more of a rectangular desk fellow. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5281 Not exactly what the listing meant by full-time night availability. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5282 Can you direct me to the knight of the round table? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5283 Yes, yes, Ms. Sylvester; let's move my battle with Alaric and the Visigoths to when I'm in Rome next month; should be a quick meet-and-greet. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5284 I'm trying to protect myself from hackers 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
5285 This is appropriate attire for the night shift I do not like our corporate look! 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5286 Joust - not a good idea, Frank. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
5287 I am assuming you are taking the knight shift? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5288 The market is rough but I'm prepared. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
5289 Hey boss, get me some lubrication for the joints and you’ll see my productivity skyrocket. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
5290 Teflon and kevlar was taken so I opted for this. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5291 Yes I am your knight in shining armor, at your service 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5292 this is not the kind of suit we meant 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5293 Common misconception. I wield Excel-ibur. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5294 Plants? Dammit, I said lance! 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
5295 You’re right, it does get a bit heavy, but my “passwords on post-it notes” system is finally operational. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5296 Can I get the exception he has got? 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
5297 Thank you, Ms. Smith, for this list of freelancers. Now, do we have any oil cans in the office? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5298 So, chivalry is a dead as diversity! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5299 Does the job require that I wear a mask? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5300 Yes….?’ 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5301 you said to come back at night time but I didn 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
5302 This really helps me stay anonymous in this bear market 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
5303 It was a typo- they were told they had to start working knights. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5304 Too many of your CC Cartoon(ist)s are implausibly ridiculous, Not Creative AND UnInspiring! Just because someone can Illustrate -- Does Not make for a fresh concept • Judge those (1st)... 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
5305 But you were on the no-fly list too. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5306 Your complaint about working nights is noted. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5307 We're hiring white freelancers. 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
5308 Suit up and let’s get started on this chain mail. 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
5309 And your dragon license please? My boss gets quite cranky if they don’t submit. ? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5310 What is the threat you feel here? 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
5311 I got sick of wearing a mask. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
5312 Instead of the oval table for todays meeting can you arrange for a round one? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5313 Beist thou a robot or a knight or from a temp agency? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5314 I can't wait to invite you and the family over to see our new moat. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5315 So I see you haven’t met the boss yet… 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
5316 I hear that suits of armor can ward off the new Covid variant. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
5317 Quit whining, you wanted the corner turret. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
5318 I see that your new to the night shift. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
5319 The boss wants a nighttime meeting, not a meeting at Ye Olde Knights Club. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
5320 Ahh yeah Peter,we are going to need you on the knight shift this weekend. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
5321 No sweat! The agreement is ironclad. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
5322 I misunderstood when they told me I had the night shift. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
5323 I do have a personal brand, Mr. Knight, Agnes from Legal. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
5324 'I parked my Horse in Mane Street' 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5325 And again. Why would I need a familiarity with a mace and broadsword? And the ability to ride a horse, 24 stories up in the air? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5326 What will you bring to the Round Table, Maid Marian? 1.1351 0.03508 74 65 9 0
5327 You have to dress prepared for battle every day. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5328 It's the new dress code for those who aren't vaccinated. 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
5329 I thought I told you stop sending chain mail." 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5330 new spacesuit design competition for working on the International Space Station until peace in Ukraine 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5331 Get back to work Karen and quit hiding behind your suit of complaints. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5332 Not what I pictured when you said the night shift suits you 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5333 We're not medieval, but most freelancers still work knights. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
5334 You’ve taken off your PPE today? 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
5335 You walk away?” “I walk away. 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
5336 I"m here for the good 'knight' sales event. 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
5337 Hear me well. Your administrative skills are unparalleled. But javelin! Javelin is the key to your advancement 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
5338 Call my squire and ask him to let me know when the jousting tournament will begin. 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
5339 According to this report, we really need to bulk up on some leafy greens 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5340 It seems that even after mandatory microaggression training we all have a bit of work to do. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5341 This looks like a serious situation. Better get Lance. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5342 You got my coffee order right but I didn’t mean that kind of mail . 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
5343 It’s a common mistake. Jerry is the night manager. His office is across the hall. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5344 I'm your new screen savior, a round table would be nice. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
5345 Your complaint about low morale has been heard -- now get back to work! 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
5346 I might be a little early for my shift as knight auditor. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
5347 So,yadda yadda yadda,it did rain and now I can 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
5348 I thought this was role was for evening hours? 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
5349 I asked for the "Round Table", not the round file! 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
5350 Sir, I will need to come in and clean your area with Armor All wipes shortly, so stay put. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
5351 I don't work nights. Stop hinting. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
5352 Dave realised this wasn't the night shift he had been expecting. 1.1341 0.04835 82 74 5 3
5353 How many formal complaints must I make for my desk to be round, Sheila? 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
5354 Sorry, not even a knight in a shinning armor can help you ma'am. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5355 Can I just call you Lance? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5356 I'll need long sleeves before the winter jousting season. Can you schedule an appointment with my armorer? 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
5357 Come on Sir-racha it’s lunch, let’s try that new Thai place on 36th street” 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5358 I need you to schedule a meeting in the room with the round table 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5359 Well...they don't know what future viruses will be like, so... 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5360 We'll be working on our knight moves. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5361 You don’t need to wear a mask anymore. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
5362 I don't think you correctly understood what being on the 'night shift' meant...but as a supervisor you are entitled to wear what you deem appropriate! 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5363 Your software people recommend a hardware store. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5364 I'll fax you her response on Monday. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
5365 People are put off by my storied career. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5366 I thought it was casual Freya's Day. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5367 How come you no longer shine? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5368 The bishop says your corporate direction needs a turn toward profitability. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
5369 FYI, I am a time traveler 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
5370 It may be hot but it can repel unkind words! 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
5371 You'll come on to our medical plan at the start of next month. Why do you ask? 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
5372 They promoted me to knight manager. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
5373 Is corporate going to do something about the lightbulbs? It's so dark in here I can barely see 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
5374 So are working the night shift? 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
5375 How long have you been on the knight shift...? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
5376 We are revolutionizing the castle-storming space. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
5377 Of course, my liege. Seven copies of this chain mail that includes thy mother’s mince meat pie recipe is a perfect response.” 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5378 i'm on knight shift all week. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5379 I scheduled your jousting match for tomorrow at 4 pm. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5380 We getting audited today. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5381 I was told that this would be the knight shift 1.1319 0.03566 91 79 12 0
5382 NO,we will not pay you overtime for Knight work. 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
5383 Sir, aren't overreacting? The war is in the Ukraine - 4,648 miles away. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
5384 Do you have something urgent to report to me? 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
5385 A medieval problem requires a medieval solution. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5386 When a famous racehorse was named Secretariat,this is not what I had in mind. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5387 I used to work for Armour Foods. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5388 This is preposterous! I refuse to interview another lawyer for the esquire position! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5389 This memo to all employees reiterates the need to comply with our new dress code. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5390 You misunderstood. We wanted you to start working nights. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5391 Mr. Collins, one last time so you will understand 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5392 Next time, could you remember to switch to Olde English font before printing? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5393 About the new mask mandate… 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5394 So you're willing to work the knight shift? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5395 It may be Casual Friday to you, Ms. Wills, but I must always be armored for what might happen! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5396 Bring me the Knight file and the knight file. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5397 Joust wait a second and I will be right with you. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5398 I prefer to keep my mask on. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
5399 I don't see any experience in jousting. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
5400 Sorry, Ma'am - this is the knight mail room, but you need the night post office. 1.1310 0.03703 84 75 8 1
5401 This is not work for nights. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
5402 I’m afraid we’re looking for someone with drawbridge experience 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
5403 When the agency told me Ames Industrials was looking for help on the night shift, I just assumed . . . 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
5404 Mr Gervais, you cant host the Oscars wearing that! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5405 Yeah it might be a little much but I don’t want to upset King Richard. 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
5406 They can't touch either of us , lynching is now against the law it says. So I guess it's time to lighten up 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5407 After hours I am a standup comedian, so this is my new protective outfit. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5408 Sir, I would like to challenge you to a joust to see if I could get that pay raise. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5409 Ok, now I am ready for the stockholders meeting. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5410 It says here that I am no longer eligible for the protected group. They want the armor back! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5411 Covid is still out there, ya know. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5412 Your request for the crocodiles has been denied. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5413 I specifically asked for a Round Table! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5414 Congratulations, we’re bringing you on board. HR will send you the details of your plot and some info on subsistence ag. And I can’t stress this enough—check your email for notifications of harvests and wars. They’re really big on those here. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5415 Did you have a rough knight yesterday? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5416 My 'back to the office' Covid protocols. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5417 When you sit in this chair for 20 years, you develop a thick skin. Or, as in my case, you steal a coat of armor from your old fraternity house. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5418 Are you dressed for casual Friday or just misunderstood that face masks are no longer required? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5419 Peepee Poopoo 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5420 With a simple typo, Roger misinterpreted the email assigning him to the night shift. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5421 Yy 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
5422 I am the new Knight Auditor. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
5423 Your work with the chain mail group has been impressive. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
5424 Somehow I thought I’d cope better with my performance review this time, but it still hurts just as bad. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5425 You asked for help to make it through the night? 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5426 I'm glad to see you used my chainmail guy. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
5427 Smith has apologized. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5428 According to HR it is cheaper than firing him. 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
5429 Your application requires some jousting to qualify. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5430 I was sent by the Knights Temp-lar agency. Why? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5431 So I can see from your resume that you do have experience working with kindergarteners? 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5432 It is virus proof - both cyber and COVID 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5433 I’m Sandy from HR. You probably know that the risk of getting COVID is way down. Any chance you’d consider dialing it back to a face mask? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5434 I see you’ve taken the knight shift. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5435 This will be my uniform now. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5436 No! I will not pick you up. I thought the job was for the night shift but alas ! 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5437 Have you reviewed our policy on working nights? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5438 His Highness Jeff Bozos has ordered that all union sympathizers be executed before another successful peasant uprising occurs. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5439 Sir, we abolished dress down Friday last Spring. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5440 Which email? Oh, "Re: moat work?" 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5441 Don Quijote at your service 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5442 I'm ready for that hard-hitting interview now, Ms. Jones. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
5443 ¿the real boss! 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5444 I'm just taking reasonable precautions. Okay? 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5445 Sir, your keyboard was melted down so that you would no longer be setting COVID policy 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
5446 #notmetoo 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5447 Thanks for this chain letter, but what I had actually requested was chain mail 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5448 This may not be what the Marketing Dept. had in mind when they made you head of chain mail, sir. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
5449 Yes, chivalry is back! 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5450 I can't believe the drawbridges are on backorder, Ms. Jones. Please contact the Supply King customer service hotline ASAP. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5451 They say you should dress for the job you want. But after SIX YEARS, I'm still stuck here in Accounts Receivable. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5452 Yes, sir, the maître d' does understand the table reservation is from ‘C’est Moi’, but the best they can do on short notice is a round tablecloth. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
5453 Hi Marjorie. Are you jousting after work? 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
5454 Do you have a horse? 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
5455 What the...?!?! 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
5456 Well it’s your fault! You entered me into the ‘ Cuirass for the Straight Boss’ program 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
5457 The hinge oil is on back order, but I can get you a nice Merlot right away. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5458 I understood I’d be working At night not with a knight. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5459 You'll replace me in curriculum. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5460 Nice spreadsheets. Wanna joust? 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5461 Okay, Cyrano, come in from that ledge. It's almost lunch 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5462 Is the other Mr Metalman in? 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5463 OK Stella,send in my ex-wife. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5464 When I asked if you worked nights, this isn't what I meant. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5465 I need you to work a late knight. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5466 And this is why I never needed the vaccine. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5467 And it's crazy because even after the wife castrated him he still wouldn't give a name. Some real OG shit. Anyway what's this say again? Can't see shit in this thing. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
5468 When they said to take this cup of mead back to the complaint department, I thought the boys in sales were kidding... 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5469 You must be our new knight shift hire. 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
5470 Not your first knight shift, is it? 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
5471 You know I can't fly. It's that whole vaccination thing ... 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5472 Yes, I am - but only for the job... 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5473 This is not what I meant when I said you'd be working nights! 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5474 Good question, long story. In a nutshell, the last guy I told a joke to slapped me pretty hard, so I wear this protective armor when I feel my comedic impulses rising. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5475 Mr Knight, are you the replacement for Ms Robot? 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5476 Do we have a washroom on this floor? 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
5477 Sir, I know how hard it is to get thru to you, but this needs more than passing glance thru armor! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5478 A round table for the conference room in NOT in this year's budget. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5479 Just because you’re on the night shift doesn’t mean you can use my desk. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
5480 I'm going to have to ask you to work the knight shift again. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
5481 Bethel, we're firing you for being a liberal 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
5482 The report says that I am asexual but I won't date. 1.1250 0.04831 80 73 4 3
5483 Your 4 o'clock joust is here. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5484 Sorry. I only work nights, not with them. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5485 I understand that you're immunocompromised, but management feels this might be overkill. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5486 Looks like my enemy is not the Lance, but the Battle-Axe. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5487 Sorry, yes, I take my privacy seriously 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5488 Golden Parachute" was not an option during the downsizing 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
5489 Sir, that's not quite the way to fight COVID. 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
5490 I see HR approved your request to work the night shift. 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
5491 I don't think this post, covid office attire is going to work 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
5492 I told you winter is coming 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
5493 Yeah yeah you're hired. Have a good time. The armor? I'm wearing that because..... Will Smith works here!!!! Hahaha!!!! Boooooom!!!! Just happened!!! 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
5494 Is it already time for the knight shift? 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
5495 Janice, you told me we were stating on a corporate ethics crusade today. Can you please not throw around terms you don't mean? 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5496 When you can talk, let me know if you’ve ordered my bullet-proof armor vest. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
5497 Didn't you hear? Masking is now optional! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5498 You want me to work what shift? 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
5499 But, sir, must we always be on a war footing? You do know we are protected by the electronic moat called the caller phone menu, don't you? 1.1235 0.03678 81 73 7 1
5500 We're sick of your histrionics and victimization claims. You're fired. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5501 … because it gives me greater protection than a mask! 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5502 It's a combination of covid protection and time travel. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5503 Would you believe my previous employer only had one table for the lot of us? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5504 It says here you were a guest on the Joe Rogan Experience. Which studio? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5505 Our office pandemic safety rules strike me as positively medieval. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5506 Sorry I’m off duty right now 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5507 Does this mean I have to wear a mask??? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5508 Will there be anything else before I leave, Mr. Knight? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5509 The position was for nights,not knights. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5510 It's an ironclad contract, as you wished. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
5511 It's a fun hobby, but I'm glad I co-majored in finance 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
5512 Susan, can we reschedule that 1 o'clock Teams meeting? I've got to joust our competitor at noon today. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
5513 I did my own research and this is by far the best option. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
5514 Galahad can’t make your 1 o’clock. Shall we try to fit in Geraint before your 3 p.m. with Percival? 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
5515 I do this to attract chicks 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5516 HR has rejected your "Jousting Wednesdays" proposal. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5517 I'm under strict orders not to wake the dragon. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5518 You were hardheaded about this, it was supposed to be an ironclad deal. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5519 This was not what I expected when I volunteered for the night shift. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
5520 So you're telling me dragons are airborne? 1.1216 0.05074 74 68 3 3
5521 Trump orchestrated the hit. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5522 I thought you said there was another variant. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5523 I am not a complex person. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5524 If you don’t have thick skin around here, I suggest armor. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5525 They’re moving you to the night shift. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
5526 i misunderstood "night" for "knight". 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
5527 MARCIA, YOU 'RE REPORT IS FULL OF OMISSIONS. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
5528 This multi factor authentication is getting out of hand. 1.1205 0.03595 83 75 7 1
5529 I see your daze has turned into a knight. 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
5530 The young me never would've believed I'd end up like this. 1.1205 0.04662 83 76 4 3
5531 It was one silly little ‘GI Jane’ joke, and honestly, I don’t underst…oh sorry, how many words did you say you can type per minute? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5532 That’s not what I meant when I asked you to “overnight” the Wilkins contract ! 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5533 Didn't you hear?...no more masks. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5534 Since when is Sir considered a pronoun? 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
5535 Wonderful NIGHT wouldn't you agree. 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
5536 I'm sorry, but we hired you to do the "night" shift. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5537 Yes, I heard you were transferred to NIGHT work 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
5538 No, I don't see anyone at either window. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
5539 I thought it was just a typo when it said you work nights. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
5540 Johnson, that’s not what they meant when they said to use mask precautions in the office. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
5541 Oh great, policy will longer be decided by jousting to replaced by axe-throwing on Thursdays in conference 3B. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
5542 Yes,but masks are now optional. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5543 Morning Dave, I see you're planning on attending the after-work joust. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5544 Could you share with me how you feel about the militant faction of the Black Lives Matter movement? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5545 We're still being very Covid cautious..." 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
5546 Hard bubble? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5547 A Knight of the Round Table in a Connecticut Insurance Company 1.1184 0.04944 76 70 3 3
5548 Sorry, it's 2052 now and non-binary BIPOC isn't going to cut it in this department anymore. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
5549 Seriously, a knight in shining armor, that's so 40's! 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5550 Its the ultimate Covid protection outfit. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5551 Will I get the promotion for head secretary?! 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
5552 It's been a long knight... 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
5553 Yes, I get it. The Oscars joke which I wrote got you slapped by Will Smith. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
5554 I'm tired of telegraphing my reaction to your work, since I'm told I don't have a "poker face" 1.1176 0.04556 85 78 4 3
5555 I’m afraid you’re just too far behind on your two halves of a coconut payments. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5556 Look, lady, we skip the rose ceremony. I just need your damsel in distress prior experience. - Dorri Olds 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
5557 You've come to the KNIGHT place! 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
5558 I don't want to work knights 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5559 Sorry, the ad said we were looking for someone to do knight work. 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
5560 Believe me, I know. To succeed in this world you need a thick skin. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5561 Welcome to 'Roundtable.' 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5562 I take it the “full suit of armor mandate” is actually not a thing? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5563 Before we go over your annual review. I need you to get the can opener. 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
5564 Sorry, Guinevere, Arthur hates your idea of a round dining room table 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5565 No, I'm not your knight in shining armor. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5566 The round table got downsized to a hoop, so I got bumped over here ! 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
5567 Have my steed sent round, but as damsels go she doesn't seem to be in much distress 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5568 I believe I'm the only one who got submitted the new dress code information. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
5569 Let's see...Hmmm...9am breakfast meeting, 11am finance, 1pm Joust, 4pm Round Table Pizza...Got it! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5570 Dear! What we meant at the interview was night shift. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
5571 Welcome to the team, Ms Peabody. I’ve been assigned to be your advizor 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5572 Insensitive? Moi? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5573 I assume the boss won't know me. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5574 We offer accident forgiveness. The enemy does not. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
5575 Lemme guess… You’re the ‘knight shift’? 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
5576 I just wanted to tell you that we appreciate everything you've done for us but...you're fired! 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
5577 It's just the new uniform...safety regulations. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5578 So you’re saying there’s no budget for armor shining? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5579 This position requires a lot of knight shifts. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5580 A little moisturizer will really help your rough skin 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
5581 Is this the first time you've been invited to a Round Table Meeting? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5582 No thank you, I already have more chain mail than I need. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5583 I can tell you're new to the night shift. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
5584 'Of course I'll also 'honor' the new contracts' 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5585 Well,firefighter and superhero was out this week. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
5586 As a result of your multiple violent outbreaks against your supervisors, we’re going to have to let you go. 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
5587 I see that our quarterly report is going to be one "Battle Royale." 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5588 Birthed en dissitto castle. (Bu - Odditto neuv grande ERECTIONes en dissitto castle!!) (Under thee: uno neuv ANIMALitto en costumeitto??) Whatfore thy costumeitto?? thou bathe? Duo feet weaponones?? (Ah, una soft papyrus ... for thou ASS-ITTO??) 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5589 Once more unto the photo-copier! 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5590 Oh. I thought you said I was going to be working the NIGHT shift. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
5591 It's ok I guess...but a true gendarme would be wearing bronze...not iron. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
5592 I adopted this dress code during my last job in an HR department. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
5593 Is this a costume party? I was planing to get a job today. 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
5594 If we could require players to rent oddly-olored saddle shoes, this idea could rake in millions! 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5595 I understand Diane, but this is becoming knightly. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5596 What makes you think i haven't read your memo? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5597 Sorry, Ma'am, it was not me. The robot caller did it. Now if I can just have a minute to review your warrantee claim... 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5598 I understand the urgency, but I am just not ready to make a snap judgement! 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5599 What do you mean you can’t work nights?” 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5600 Do you work knights? 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5601 I traded in my round table for the office desk. 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
5602 I see you're working the knight shift again. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5603 Delores, I love you, but your hair is kinky. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
5604 For the million dollar price tag I was hoping for a moat and a 3 car drawbridge 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5605 You’re supposed to be working the night shift. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5606 Do you want the round conference table? 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5607 This liability report is woefully incomplete. 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
5608 Excuse me , I used to sit there . Are you the new redundancy counsellor? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5609 No, as you can see on my resume, I've never jousted." 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5610 It’s the new Planned Parenthood uniform. Gets the message across don’t you think? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5611 Hope you have a good knight. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5612 I've got a meeting with Will Smith after lunch. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5613 the agency sent for a knight in shining armor 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
5614 What time are you expecting the pilgrims to wander in? And Gloria, why are you dressed so strangely? 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5615 Yes, I said, you'd have to work some n-i-g-h-t-s. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
5616 Good Knight, Ma’am! 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5617 'It says here that you found a chink in my armor and no, it has nothing to do with my prostate surgery!" 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
5618 Working some knight is required 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
5619 Since they ordered all of us back to the office, I'm playing it safe 1.1111 0.03484 99 89 9 1
5620 They offered me 20% more if I took the knight shift. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5621 I can hire you IF you do knight work. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5622 Your video conference has been moved up. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5623 Your round table is still stuck at the port. 1.1100 0.03145 100 89 11 0
5624 It read Night Out! 1.1100 0.04239 100 93 3 4
5625 Can I leave if the boss plans to work all night? 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
5626 Really, this couldn't wait until after the knight shift? 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
5627 I know you all think I'm over-reacting. But as far as I'm concerned, one can't be too careful. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5628 Your resume looks great. When can you spar…I mean start? 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5629 You can be maskless now sir. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
5630 I feel safer now. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5631 Sorry, I'm just filling in. The day guy called in sick. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5632 The stockholders meeting will just have to wait. I’ve got a joust at 3. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5633 They say another COVID variant is around the corner, and I'll be damned if I go back to working remotely. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5634 Don’t worry. I won’t slap you. Insult me all you want. I’m not influenced by public media. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5635 This is unreadable! 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5636 'I'm sorry Mrs Ramirez but a comment like "nice beaver" will not be tolerated around here' 1.1087 0.03263 92 82 10 0
5637 In order to mminimize harassment claims, our new policiy is to ask if you cam work evenings and weekends. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
5638 You're on desk duty until we can clear you from the knight brutality case. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
5639 I think we have a misunderstanding. I said "would you care to grab a lance with me, not lunch". 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
5640 We’ve cut down on microaggressions, but macroaggressions are through the roof. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
5641 Why do we need two-step verification? My security plan is working fine. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5642 Yes, they hired me to work the knight shift. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
5643 Yes, you are in the right place. This is the final armour-clad contract checking department." 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5644 At this company we pride ourselves in impartiality with respect to employee reviews.” Robert Weingast Manhattan, New Yor 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5645 In this office, this IS casual Friday!” 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5646 Looks like we will have to pull another all nighter" 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5647 I think you are taking protecting yourself way too seriously 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5648 Have you listed your next of kin? Bob Yanike, Fremont, Nebraska bdyanike57@gmail.com 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
5649 Gather the knights around the table,we need to do something about this paper! 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5650 Uuuuhhhmumbleuuhhdiversityuuhhlleey 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
5651 Really Lance? You were supposed to have the estimates on the drawbridge completed last week! 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5652 Sir, what time will you be jousting ? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5653 Though I appear to be, in this woke society, I can not be your "Knight in shining armor". 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5654 Around here we take Covid 19 with full body protection. Looking at you, I doubt there is a fit. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5655 You know Ms. Stoffelmeyer, going to that sensitivity training workshop you sent me to really has changed my life. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5656 Don’t tell me. This online friend wants a Night in shining armor? 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
5657 Such a nice surprise to see you again Ms. Higgins. The employment agency had told me that you were no longer available to work knights. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
5658 We hired you as a mail sorter, not a mail wearer. 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
5659 John,when you started this job I told you that you would be working some nights on top of your days. I think you may have misunderstood me... 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5660 Yes, in my interview, I said I'm open to working nights. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5661 You are a good Manageress and I have been warned you pull no punches Miss Mz Mrs Leftty. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
5662 We've kept all our Covid protections in place, but you may have to do a few knight shifts. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5663 If he wants to be interviewed for the job he has to wear the proper outfit. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5664 No, I won’t call you “Tonto”! 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
5665 I meant firmWARE upgrade 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5666 You know mask's are optional. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5667 So you're willing to transfer to the Knight shift? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5668 Maud, as your Editor here at KnightLife.romcom, I implore you to meet me on the battlements tonight to review this manuscript. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5669 I expect you to be on the job, day or night. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5670 Does my table LOOK round? You want the guys over in the conference room. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
5671 Taking extra precautions for your quarterly review. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
5672 Have you worked the knight shift before? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5673 I think a mask is sufficient. 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
5674 Knight shift... Can't avoid it forever. 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
5675 Now that I've been promoted to vice president, I want this silly, little desk replaced by a large round table. Then I want the staff to be fitted for suits of armor. Odds bodkins, it's a new day at ye old Round Table Pizza Corporate Headquarters! 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
5676 Your resume says "allergic to metal." That would be a problem as my replacement. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5677 You are right; black as night might be misunderstood. 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
5678 Yes,I am ready to work the night shift. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5679 It's a cosplay of someone who took risks. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5680 Internal office squabbles are not what you think 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5681 What difference does it make if I'm a King from Los Angeles? 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
5682 No oil available for your stupid costume or for anything else. Good luck trying to get out of that getup before the boss gets back. 1.1023 0.03972 88 81 5 2
5683 Inflation hit the castle hard, huh? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5684 I’m the Knight shift supervisor 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5685 Alas,there is no union,however,we do offer a very competitive life insurance package! 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5686 I'm sorry,Mr. President,but dress up day as your favorite Game of Thrones character was last Friday. This picture is going directly to CEO.com in light of a toxic workplace and environment. Sorry,not sorry. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5687 Yes, I am the new night worker. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5688 Mr. Gordon, have considered the possibility that you're just not cut out for the job of HR Director? 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
5689 There you are,my knight in shining armor,ready to slay the corporate dragons . But first,Have you been vaccinated yet? 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
5690 Mr. Smith, did you misunderstand when we said "night" manager? 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
5691 May I run a few of these talking points by you? Our round table meeting will be starting soon. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5692 That`s not sex feet. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5693 I’m not a knight person. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5694 And which planet is this for? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5695 I mainly work on the "emotional rescue" side of the business. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
5696 I'm done for the day. Good Knight, Bob! 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5697 -He really wants all his assistants knighted? 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
5698 His Majesty has issued a Hybrid Decree: two days working from home, two days in the dungeon 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5699 We're out of jousting sticks 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5700 The proposal is not the problem. The CFO wants to know that you’ll bend the knee. 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
5701 Oh, this? It's just a precautionary measure to try and keep us all safe. See, the noise prevents sleeping on the job. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
5702 I've worked for this firm for thirty years, given the best of my crusading years, and this is the thanks I get? You'll be hearing from my jurisconsult. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5703 Are you able to do knight shifts? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5704 That guy to my left? Have him armored, mailed, and equined by 1 p.m. 1.0972 0.04493 72 67 3 2
5705 You can't be too safe with all these covid variants now that we're back in the office. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5706 Doctor, I am the Great Clown Pagliacci. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5707 You’ll just have to learn to joust. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5708 You may be protected from lances but we still need your status report. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5709 I know you don't like retinal scan but you can keep coming in the service entrance 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
5710 I see my Lady has found thy grande grail. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5711 Don't you think you're carrying your concern about data protection a little too far? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5712 His lack of emotional intelligence will not peirce my skin today. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5713 This pandemic is getting to me 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
5714 My God! Can you believe how much moat maintenance has skyrocketed. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5715 What do you mean when you said "good night"? 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
5716 So, that's a 'No' on the Knightly Knews Column, and a big fat 'No' on going with you to the Joust Fest. And stop asking me to call you Sir Jerry. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5717 Nice work Bronwyn! Set up the round table to present it." Heidi Roe, Myrtle Point, O 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5718 Swing by and get some 'Armor-Shine'? Sir, don't you think you're asking a bit much of your secretary? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5719 Please have fresh coffee and donuts. The General will be here any minute. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5720 Shouldn't you be under a palm tree on a tiny desert island? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5721 I am going to wait a few more days before I believe that. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5722 I told you this job requires travel of all my vassals, if the king calls for a crusade. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5723 Taking COVID precautions to the next level 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5724 Listen I wanted to speak to you because I get it. Sometimes it seems like I have a wall of armor around me. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5725 I’m still protecting myself because Covid restrictions are down. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5726 Your brother’s on line 2, Thomas. It’s about your wife. There was an accident. I’m so sorry, Thomas… 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5727 HR has asked me to help you better prepare for working this project’s nightshifts. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5728 Fear of covid? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5729 I think Sheila knows about us. That bitch is going to take me for everything I have. I’ll never see my kids again 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5730 Don't get your chain mail in a bunch, but I need you to work late tonight. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5731 May I speak with your boss, sir...? 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5732 Three hundred dollars to repair a leg on my Round Table seems exorbitant. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5733 So, when your partner mentioned armour did they by any chance also say the word perfume? 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5734 I fell off my horse so I'm on modified duty." "I noticed that...and you prefer the 'Knight Shift'...Why the outfit?" "The boss said she wanted to 'sit on my face'... 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
5735 1) last question... are you allergic to any known metals? 2) obviously, we don't discriminate based on gender, sex, religion, blah blah blah! 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5736 Because a rectilinear table is more space efficient than a round table, that's why! 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5737 Your favorite album is "Rust Never Sleeps"? 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5738 That's not what HR meant when they said that the covid jab was mandatory. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5739 I hear a near variant is on the horizon! 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5740 Just wanted to say I know we've been bombarded lately and we really appreciate you working knights 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5741 In a cost-cutting move, Amazon selected one of its 'Alexas in Uniform' to be the new receptionist. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5742 I heard you are the new Director of Employee Morale and Productivity. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5743 The company shouldn’t have to pay business expenses for every damsel in distress you save from a dragon. Aren’t their fathers kings, for heaven’s sake? Don’t they have their own castles? Do they have to go to every comedy club? 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5744 I wear this so they don't know two of us work here now. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5745 You are applying to the knight shift, Ms Brown? 1.0875 0.04054 80 75 3 2
5746 Our policy is 'masks optional' so don't let my choice intimidate you. 1.0875 0.04054 80 75 3 2
5747 The face is index of the mind. I chose to hide everything for good. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5748 Miss Elliott again this is not a phase, when the heathens are here you will thank me for being prepared. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5749 Send this upstairs to the Roundtable and could you maybe find me a lighter N95? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5750 Well I certainly didn't wear a purple dinosaur costume when I was doing my research for the story on kids' tv shows. 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5751 I"ts okay to defend yourself , but I also know the real you. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5752 I thought PPEs were no longer required. David E. Stein, Boston, MA 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
5753 Now, how do you feel about working Knights? 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
5754 They said someone here might be infected and we should wear protective gear. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
5755 Let's wrap this up I'm late for the board meeting. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5756 No, I trust my partners more than anyone in the world. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5757 Oh, you said "Night Shift"! 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
5758 Mr. Hafeez’s half ass attempt to make me talk isn’t working. 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
5759 These data suggest we are gaining on Under Armour. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5760 It’s my costume for my stand-up routine this year at the Renaissance Festival. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5761 I’m sorry can you speak up, I’m hard of hearing. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5762 Does this mean you're ok working nights? 1.0795 0.03321 88 82 5 1
5763 I have a lot of issues at TSA Pre, can we do something about that? 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5764 Miss Day, I'm the new graveyard shift guy. By the way, did you know there's a song about us? 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
5765 I’m afraid your working knights for time-and-a-half all month will get you little more than a heavy-metal record, Mr. E! 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
5766 So moat it be… 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5767 I have been placed HERE to protect all the women in the secretary pool! 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5768 Sorry to interrupt your coffee break, Michelle, but you have been terminated. 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
5769 The job opening is for the knight shift... with a 'k'. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5770 Sir,the CDC has lifted the mask mandate 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
5771 Let’s call it a night, for we rise at dawn. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
5772 Surely you joust...we're not in a Medieval pandemic, are we?? 1.0753 0.02751 93 86 7 0
5773 that steely demeanor is going to work around here" Bob Greene 917.696.6823 bob@contourventures.co 1.0753 0.03147 93 87 5 1
5774 So, you'd like to work the knight shift, huh? 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
5775 He may have been a rampant misogynist with a history of intimate physical abuse, but to her, he was a night in shining armor. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5776 What? I thought you wanted me to test it out. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5777 I really appreciate you finally doing your job. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5778 Your psychiatrist has been chainmailing you all day. She says you need to duel with your issues. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5779 And you said she’s willing to work the knight shift? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5780 Are you sure you want to joust with me? 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
5781 Perhaps if she’d some armer people would feel more comfortable approaching you. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5782 I love casual Fridays. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5783 Tell our cavalry to be ready, we may get into the war anytime soon. being ready means suiting the armour at all time sir? 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
5784 I APOLOGIZE I THOUGHT COVID RESTRICTIONS HAD BEEN LIFTED. 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
5785 Did you say Round Table Pizza? 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5786 No, I asked you to work this week at night, not as a knight.” 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
5787 No, we don't need anyone to work 'nights.' The ad was to work 'for knights.' 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
5788 Unless you can work nights, you'll have to clean out your desk 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
5789 Sorry, it's a new HR fad - to conduct standing performance reviews. 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
5790 War two + Peace fifty - Equals= Worl disaster< Everyone 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5791 My first job in Hollywood was helping Will Smith bleach a racing stripe on his penis. 1.0575 0.02510 87 82 5 0
5792 The King wants you back on night shift! 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5793 Owe, I'm sorry. When you said "diversify" this is what I thought you had in mind. 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
5794 It's a tax-deductible business expense. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5795 Ah... In the old days, all disputes were dealt with by duels, not a single filed complaint made. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0