Contest #797 Summary

Name	Value
Submission deadline	2022-04-03T20:04:00.000Z
Voting started	-
Voting ended	2022-04-17T20:06:00.000Z
Finalists announced	2022-04-11T20:06:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued	April 18, 2022
Number of captions	5796
Number of responses	757281
Number of participants	-

Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	Is this a Middle Age crisis?	1.8600	0.01125	5116	2065	1702	1349
1	If you think that’s uncomfortable you should try wearing heels.	1.8595	0.01205	4378	1743	1507	1128
2	It says here that you're a free lancer.	1.8568	0.01374	3295	1295	1177	823
3	My pronouns are thy, thou, and thine.	1.8466	0.01063	6022	2591	1771	1660
4	You’re not a knight, Doug, and I’m not your wench. Get your own coffee.	1.8438	0.01422	3348	1436	999	913
5	There's a damsel on line one. Sounds important.	1.8433	0.01256	3879	1538	1411	930
6	Must you turn everything into a crusade!	1.8379	0.01141	4948	2065	1625	1258
7	You could just get the shot.	1.8372	0.01361	3477	1448	1147	882
8	Well, you know what they say––dress for the job you want, not the job you have.	1.8353	0.01388	3096	1220	1166	710
9	Why not just get vaccinated	1.8348	0.01404	3348	1426	1049	873
10	Shirley, you joust?	1.8284	0.01338	3718	1611	1134	973
11	That could be anyone's horse in your parking spot.	1.8278	0.01471	2915	1213	991	711
12	I can live with damsel. Harlot or wench and I go to HR.	1.8223	0.01453	3163	1387	951	825
13	Did you get the chain mail I sent you?	1.8204	0.01550	2651	1125	877	649
14	You’re seriously asking why my bathroom breaks are so long?	1.8153	0.01094	5188	2182	1785	1221
15	Yes, I am also wearing Under Armour.	1.8147	0.01580	2574	1109	833	632
16	My pronouns are Thee/Thou.	1.8137	0.01269	4117	1819	1246	1052
17	Enough already,Larry. We all got the booster.	1.7965	0.01305	3562	1516	1255	791
18	Your horse is in my parking spot again.	1.7960	0.01125	4844	2080	1672	1092
19	It looks like I've been assigned to queen's bishop 3. Where the hell is that?	1.7930	0.01450	3053	1361	963	729
20	You left your grail in the sink again.	1.7903	0.01838	1860	820	610	430
21	I don't think you understand what she meant when she said wear protection.	1.7887	0.01510	2858	1297	868	693
22	My preferred pronoun is Sir.	1.7831	0.01423	2960	1278	1046	636
23	I was promised a round table	1.7829	0.01435	2861	1220	1042	599
24	What do you mean by an 'antiquated and hostile' work environment?	1.7811	0.01373	3147	1353	1130	664
25	I think you misunderstood me when I said this is a night job.	1.7784	0.01517	2676	1186	897	593
26	I think an N95 would suffice.	1.7780	0.01412	2946	1265	1070	611
27	Just remember, Doris: it's not just a visor. It's a supervisor.	1.7721	0.01273	3796	1698	1265	833
28	I believe the conference room has a round table.	1.7717	0.01674	2037	867	768	402
29	The WD-40 rep is here to see you, Sire	1.7690	0.01407	2996	1314	1060	622
30	Yes, we do have a rigid dress code.	1.7662	0.01439	2759	1188	1029	542
31	No Steven, it's ARBOR Day.	1.7652	0.01289	3774	1730	1200	844
32	Legal has a problem with ‘lay siege’.	1.7620	0.02536	937	420	320	197
33	And I assume you have receipts for that crusade?	1.7611	0.02384	1084	494	355	235
34	You seem a little defensive.	1.7564	0.01275	3572	1580	1284	708
35	I consider it not so much an assignment as a quest.	1.7563	0.01351	2868	1185	1197	486
36	What makes you think I'm in a combative mood?	1.7495	0.01552	2339	1025	875	439
37	I thought this was a mid-level position, not a medieval position	1.7471	0.02019	1396	618	513	265
38	Sorry, Arthur, but you're still a pawn just like the rest of us.	1.7466	0.01550	2482	1134	843	505
39	Please, that's the third time this morning I've heard, 'Surely you joust'	1.7443	0.01831	1803	834	596	373
40	So we're done with masks?	1.7390	0.02145	1253	567	446	240
41	As you see from the feedback, some employees find it difficult to get through to you.	1.7342	0.01404	2694	1171	1071	452
42	I AM wearing a suit.	1.7340	0.02874	688	311	249	128
43	Knight shift again?	1.7213	0.02314	1098	518	368	212
44	I think you misunderstood what was meant by 'night shift.'	1.7183	0.01665	2027	935	728	364
45	How long have you worked the knight shift?	1.7143	0.01744	1855	864	657	334
46	Coffee, muffin and a can of WD-40.	1.7085	0.01774	1794	844	629	321
47	What do you mean I'm no longer suited for this job?	1.7080	0.01736	1798	826	671	301
48	I hate Medieval Mondays	1.6968	0.01947	1494	718	511	265
49	We can all hear you snoring in there, Steve	1.6914	0.02076	1484	774	394	316
50	Working the knight shift again?	1.6876	0.02096	1306	645	426	235
51	I'd like some eye contact, Lance.	1.6855	0.02142	1205	582	420	203
52	I just got so used to wearing whatever I wanted working from home.	1.6853	0.02182	1252	632	382	238
53	That's great, Kevin. But if you could also defend the honor of those expense reports before you leave, accounting would appreciate it.	1.6822	0.02124	1199	575	430	194
54	Actually, I’m the knight shift manager.	1.6797	0.02194	1155	565	395	195
55	I told you on the phone that I was middle-aged"	1.6792	0.02065	1381	699	426	256
56	Management needs that dragon slain by COB today.	1.6776	0.02165	1191	586	403	202
57	I really prefer working at a round table”	1.6764	0.02142	1168	563	420	185
58	I'm ready... send in the auditors.	1.6759	0.02198	1154	569	390	195
59	You clanked?	1.6738	0.02311	1079	544	343	192
60	Yes,I am back. Turns out the pen is mightier than the sword.	1.6718	0.02222	1173	595	368	210
61	Yes, you've made your point about a hostile work environment.	1.6654	0.02238	1055	514	380	161
62	When I said to dress like you are middle aged, you misunderstood.	1.6620	0.02392	1083	580	289	214
63	You think this will make me call you Sir, don't you?	1.6613	0.02306	1116	584	326	206
64	I take it you're riding the subway home tonight.	1.6602	0.02365	1024	526	320	178
65	I'm from occupational health; you're wearing the mask upside down	1.6585	0.02468	978	515	282	181
66	You may find our company culture to be a bit antiquated.	1.6574	0.02420	864	417	326	121
67	So, just to let you know, the women in the office aren't happy with being referred to as damsels.	1.6573	0.02318	1033	524	339	170
68	Laundry day?	1.6559	0.02516	933	491	272	170
69	Frankly, some co-workers find your personal style stiff and defensive.	1.6532	0.02337	992	500	336	156
70	You know we can wear jeans on Fridays, right?	1.6520	0.02461	934	483	293	158
71	Just a heads up. They are starting to use the metal detectors again.	1.6518	0.03270	517	264	169	84
72	Sir, I believe the mask mandate has been lifted.	1.6495	0.02451	953	503	285	165
73	Didn't you get the memo? Chivalry is dead.	1.6493	0.02453	941	489	293	159
74	I'm Bob. Bill was three knights ago.	1.6472	0.02576	907	489	249	169
75	So, Hank said no to the round table.	1.6437	0.02540	856	443	275	138
76	It says here you requested the knight shift.	1.6436	0.02532	822	417	282	123
77	I was in court all morning.	1.6424	0.02589	797	421	249	127
78	It's nice to be back in the office, but frankly I feel a little rusty.	1.6417	0.02556	829	437	261	131
79	They all think you are being too guarded.	1.6410	0.02583	780	393	274	113
80	You can call in Will Smith now	1.6401	0.02804	778	428	202	148
81	I was told I would be working the knight shift.	1.6400	0.02563	861	456	260	145
82	It started as a quest but inadvertently turned into a career.	1.6378	0.02513	809	406	290	113
83	Your 10 o'clock has thrown down the gauntlet, so I moved your holy quest up a little.	1.6365	0.02618	817	431	252	134
84	Your 2 o'clock canceled, oh and by the way the barbarians are at the gate again.	1.6348	0.02578	838	442	260	136
85	You have the roundtable at 10, sir.	1.6344	0.02703	807	439	224	144
86	I call it my power suit.	1.6333	0.02762	649	323	241	85
87	A siege might work, but let’s start with an email.	1.6330	0.02596	782	414	249	119
88	I'm sorry sir, but all the round tables are booked.	1.6318	0.02690	793	427	231	135
89	Whatever, Randy. I'm still not calling you "Sir."	1.6287	0.02772	711	375	225	111
90	Have you considered just getting the booster?	1.6282	0.02796	737	400	211	126
91	You win--go back to working from home.	1.6280	0.02798	672	348	226	98
92	I thought I was applying for the 'night shift'.	1.6244	0.02905	671	363	197	111
93	I'm sorry but you are not suited for the job.	1.6240	0.02668	750	394	244	112
94	Ask around discretely if anyone's seen a codpiece.	1.6192	0.02884	717	402	186	129
95	Maybe you'd feel safer working from home.	1.6169	0.02808	676	359	217	100
96	It’s my way of saying I’m not just another “suit.”	1.6161	0.03091	547	288	181	78
97	Why don't you just get your vaccine already?	1.6149	0.03007	644	359	174	111
98	Yes, this is the complaint desk.	1.6144	0.02927	625	343	186	96
99	I'm going to need you to move to queen's bishop 3 by close of business.	1.6142	0.02976	635	351	180	104
100	Coffee, tea or mead?	1.6115	0.03195	520	278	166	76
101	Does this suit make me look middle-aged?	1.6110	0.02913	653	357	193	103
102	Sir, your WD-40 shipment is delayed.	1.6101	0.02883	613	322	208	83
103	Stop calling it a grail. I want my coffee mug back.	1.6092	0.02972	609	339	176	94
104	It’s a Queen Guinevere — she wants you to pick up a baguette and a bottle of Merlot on the way home…	1.6074	0.03073	540	285	182	73
105	I misspelled armoire on Ebay.	1.6060	0.03237	566	323	143	100
106	I seek the Holy Grail. Content management is my side gig.	1.6051	0.03097	585	325	166	94
107	Wanna call it a knight?	1.6041	0.03276	485	260	157	68
108	The roundtable starts in twenty.	1.6032	0.02973	567	299	194	74
109	Have you worked in a mail room before?	1.6025	0.03123	561	309	166	86
110	Dress for the job you want. Am I Right?!	1.6025	0.02917	644	355	190	99
111	I feel like you're a little defensive.	1.6021	0.02979	563	305	184	74
112	Where do you see yourself in 500 years?	1.5992	0.03377	519	299	129	91
113	Night shift, not Knight shift.	1.5959	0.03126	537	293	168	76
114	This isn’t what we meant when we asked for Sir Veillance.	1.5936	0.03186	566	324	148	94
115	Will Smith is here to see you.	1.5911	0.03728	450	281	81	88
116	So... it'll be a hostile takeover, then?	1.5911	0.03250	516	289	149	78
117	Could you get Office Depot on the line? I thought I ordered a round table.	1.5906	0.03127	552	308	162	82
118	Nice suit, is it vintage?	1.5887	0.03166	496	267	166	63
119	I don't need a knight in shining armor. I just need this month's sales report.	1.5884	0.03346	481	269	141	71
120	I'm dressing for the job I want.	1.5881	0.03321	471	259	147	65
121	I coughed ONCE, Marty...you're over-reacting...	1.5874	0.03363	492	280	135	77
122	No, I am not up for a one knight stand.	1.5871	0.03490	465	267	123	75
123	A man's cubicle is his castle.	1.5862	0.03441	435	239	137	59
124	Did you order the round table for the conference room?	1.5861	0.02988	563	306	184	73
125	It’s a great place to work, but the dress code is a little rigid.	1.5840	0.03200	500	275	158	67
126	I see you're having a bit of a problem retuning to work after Covid!	1.5839	0.03488	435	243	130	62
127	Forgive my impertinence, sir, but I think you may have a screw loose.	1.5823	0.03441	498	294	118	86
128	I notice you're not wearing a mask...	1.5817	0.03363	459	255	141	63
129	Yes, technically it is a suit. But as you see in our dress code, a tie is also required.	1.5814	0.03354	473	266	139	68
130	I was asked to report to the knight shift	1.5805	0.03167	472	252	166	54
131	Wrong mask, George. That plague ended in the 14th century...	1.5804	0.03335	479	270	140	69
132	It's your contract that 's supposed to be ironclad, actually.	1.5785	0.03447	427	244	124	59
133	Don’t laugh. It’s an original KN95.	1.5780	0.03265	519	299	140	80
134	As you can see, Doris, I’m impervious to your pointed barbs today.	1.5778	0.03296	469	260	147	62
135	Good day, good knight.	1.5767	0.03284	489	276	144	69
136	So, you’re saying I’m not approachable	1.5764	0.03270	458	250	152	56
137	Yes, I am the defense lawyer. Why do you ask?	1.5757	0.03456	436	245	131	60
138	Sir, I believe the vaccination would give you better protection.	1.5754	0.03447	471	274	123	74
139	Sure, you can bounce anything off me.	1.5742	0.03601	411	234	118	59
140	The moment I hit Middle Age, they stick me behind a desk.	1.5733	0.03476	450	259	124	67
141	Go home, Lance. The knight shift is over.	1.5727	0.03480	447	257	124	66
142	...What makes you sure that it is MY horse parked in your spot	1.5721	0.03712	416	246	102	68
143	I'm not just an empty suit, you know.	1.5719	0.04020	334	192	93	49
144	No, no, look again. You slay the DRAGON at 1:30 and rescue the DAMSEL at 2:30. Anything else?	1.5717	0.03291	460	255	147	58
145	Yes, of course I'm ready for the four o'clock roundtable.	1.5684	0.03233	431	230	157	44
146	I've reviewed your resume. Just one question. Surely you joust?	1.5653	0.03618	421	247	110	64
147	Shouldn't you be in the mail room?	1.5651	0.03634	430	256	105	69
148	Are you free to work the knight shift?	1.5645	0.03241	496	284	144	68
149	Welcome back to the office, John. You know they dropped the mask mandate.	1.5640	0.03612	422	248	110	64
150	You don't get a desk, you'll be working at a round table.	1.5631	0.03533	412	235	122	55
151	Define a middle age crisis.	1.5623	0.03603	409	245	104	60
152	I give thee my fortnight's notice.	1.5593	0.03973	354	211	88	55
153	Your XI:XXX appointment is here sir.	1.5587	0.03792	383	227	98	58
154	The CEO said employees could choose to continue working remotely. I chose the 14th century.	1.5583	0.03842	360	210	99	51
155	Did ‘Sir Wondrous the Magnificent’ forget how to log into his computer again?	1.5571	0.03894	368	220	91	57
156	I only have one suit that still fits too.	1.5568	0.03855	361	212	97	52
157	How’s the knight shift going?	1.5565	0.03767	372	217	103	52
158	And I'm wearing my pajamas from the waist down.	1.5527	0.03660	389	227	109	53
159	If anyone calls tell them I'm in the can.	1.5502	0.04123	329	205	71	53
160	The shareholder’s meeting is not until next week.	1.5494	0.03719	344	194	111	39
161	Sorry, but I can't work knights.	1.5490	0.03914	337	197	95	45
162	You're good with working the Knight shift?	1.5489	0.03591	399	233	113	53
163	I'm assuming this is the complaint department?	1.5480	0.03957	354	214	86	54
164	This clearly states that I'm supposed to have a round table.	1.5480	0.03577	396	230	115	51
165	One Box Brillo pads, half case WD-40, and 50 Depends..	1.5460	0.04026	337	203	84	50
166	Your massage therapist called. Do you prefer WD-40 or silicone?	1.5450	0.03744	378	225	100	53
167	Your employees say you are stuck in the Dark Ages and frankly I agree with them"	1.5449	0.04002	301	172	94	35
168	No YOU'RE being defensive.	1.5443	0.03983	327	193	90	44
169	I think it's time to let down your guard.	1.5437	0.04005	309	179	92	38
170	There’s a fair lady here to see you, Mr. Jenkins.	1.5430	0.03778	337	193	105	39
171	Why do you say I'm being defensive?	1.5421	0.03714	356	206	107	43
172	Somewhere out there, Angela, there's a knight wearing my pantsuit.	1.5420	0.03847	345	203	97	45
173	I don’t mind accounting, but pillaging will always be my first love.	1.5417	0.03705	360	209	107	44
174	Dress for the job you want Karen.	1.5404	0.03934	322	199	82	41
175	A simple mask would be sufficient	1.5400	0.03933	350	212	87	51
176	My son went through a heavy-metal phase too...	1.5399	0.04064	326	197	82	47
177	I see it is employee feedback day again.	1.5395	0.03837	354	211	95	48
178	No, I cannot bring you the finest meats and cheeses in all the land, but there are leftover bagels in the break room.	1.5392	0.03822	332	192	101	39
179	You really don't have to say "Good Knight" every time you leave the office.	1.5391	0.03531	384	221	119	44
180	Oh, hey Susan. I didn't recognize you without your mask.	1.5387	0.03997	310	181	91	38
181	Why yes, your one o'clock meeting room does have a round table, why do you ask?	1.5385	0.03592	364	219	100	45
182	Nice try, but HR says your mask isn't approved for our office.	1.5378	0.03900	344	206	91	47
183	Jousting? Why can't you just play golf like everyone else?	1.5374	0.03780	348	204	101	43
184	I’m afraid I’m going to have to give you the axe	1.5370	0.03989	324	201	76	47
185	I don't do Times New Roman	1.5366	0.03816	369	224	92	53
186	Masks have been optional for three weeks now.	1.5363	0.03802	317	180	104	33
187	I am afraid you may have misunderstood when you were hired for the night shift.	1.5362	0.03849	345	205	95	45
188	Well, while you are certainly more than qualified to head our IT department, there’s one last question I always like to ask: At the battle of Hastings in 1066, what might you have done differently were you in command of the English forces, hmm?”	1.5335	0.03822	343	203	97	43
189	I'm having a middle age crisis.	1.5308	0.03817	341	202	97	42
190	This isn’t where I thought I’d be at Middle Age	1.5292	0.04123	308	187	79	42
191	I’m sorry, ut what we’re really looking for is a renaissance man.	1.5285	0.04093	316	193	79	44
192	Unapproachable? Why would you think that?	1.5278	0.04171	288	172	80	36
193	You can drop your visor now, the mask mandate is over.	1.5275	0.03930	309	181	93	35
194	So . . . you're NOT in distress. Well, now I just feel silly.	1.5261	0.04325	287	177	69	41
195	Sooo, I guess you're ready to do the performance reviews.	1.5255	0.03721	333	196	101	36
196	of course you can still mask in the office.	1.5244	0.03896	307	179	95	33
197	I'm the knight watchman. I can't see the clock. Is my shift over?	1.5227	0.03737	331	193	103	35
198	My drawbridge is always open.	1.5222	0.04504	270	169	61	40
199	I've done a lot of crazy stuff for you over the years, but I draw the line at spraying WD-40 you know where.	1.5217	0.04131	322	202	72	48
200	Please don’t take it personally—my therapist says it’s just a defense mechanism.	1.5217	0.03763	345	206	98	41
201	I think you might be taking this Covid thing too seriously.	1.5217	0.03944	299	175	92	32
202	A one knight stand??	1.5210	0.04366	286	179	65	42
203	Be forewarned ⁠— the boss is breathing fire.	1.5202	0.04302	321	209	57	55
204	It protects against the slings and arrows or outrageous fortune.	1.5201	0.04149	298	185	73	40
205	You can’t fire me. I have an iron-clad contract!	1.5193	0.04025	285	167	88	30
206	I’m counting on you to get me out of this.	1.5186	0.03789	322	189	99	34
207	I requested a round table.	1.5186	0.03574	349	212	99	38
208	Let’s circle back in a fortnight.	1.5184	0.03780	326	194	96	36
209	Once again, I am Harriet from data services Mr. Swanson, and not the Lady of the Lake.	1.5176	0.04304	284	176	69	39
210	Tough meeting today?	1.5174	0.04025	288	170	87	31
211	You should know that the metal detector at the entrance has been repaired.	1.5173	0.03844	346	212	89	45
212	Management asked me to bring you up to date.	1.5169	0.04253	296	185	69	42
213	My next move should be up, given that my last two moves were lateral.	1.5162	0.04252	308	196	65	47
214	It’s just a siege, not a hostile takeover.	1.5147	0.04032	307	187	82	38
215	That same dragon is here to see you, but it won't say what it's about.	1.5140	0.04046	286	170	85	31
216	I am expecting Will Smith.	1.5133	0.04947	226	144	48	34
217	I think you misunderstood. This is the NIGHT shift.	1.5127	0.03996	316	194	82	40
218	I freelance.	1.5110	0.04358	272	169	67	36
219	The window washer says he'll polish you for a slight additional fee.	1.5105	0.05944	143	88	37	18
220	Is that an N-95 mask?	1.5100	0.04156	300	187	73	40
221	It's casual Friday. You don't have to wear a suit.	1.5096	0.04227	261	156	77	28
222	Can you close the drawbridge on your way out?	1.5092	0.04654	218	131	63	24
223	I think you should just drop this whole crusade.	1.5086	0.04055	291	176	82	33
224	This is not what I pictured at all when you told me you were going to night School.”	1.5085	0.04265	295	187	66	42
225	So sorry, I left my mask at home.	1.5078	0.03918	319	195	86	38
226	So how long have you been working knight shift?	1.5064	0.03958	312	191	84	37
227	Catch me up on this account - I’m a bit rusty.	1.5054	0.04152	279	170	77	32
228	First day back in the office?	1.5053	0.04109	283	172	79	32
229	Flip your lid when you talk sir.	1.5050	0.04252	301	193	64	44
230	Jim,I think you misunderstood the term “night shift”.	1.5049	0.04209	305	195	66	44
231	Sir, your employees feel you don't see or hear them.	1.5035	0.04174	288	179	73	36
232	What horse in the parking garage?	1.5019	0.04346	257	158	69	30
233	You're jousting with HR at eleven.	1.5000	0.04295	272	170	68	34
234	Sorry, Bob. I meant that an armoire would look good in the office.	1.5000	0.04246	268	165	72	31
235	N95 Masks are more effective.	1.5000	0.04179	256	172	53	31
236	Your Quest for a new stapler has been approved.	1.4985	0.03985	325	206	76	43
237	Will Smith has cancelled his appointment.	1.4983	0.04403	299	199	51	49
238	Sorry, I mean, doth though havest a staple-taker-outer my liege?	1.4983	0.04025	291	180	78	33
239	I don't believe it! I've just been canned.	1.4981	0.04238	263	161	73	29
240	I thought I’d catch up on some paperwork before standing motionless in the lobby for 12 hours.	1.4981	0.04203	257	155	76	26
241	They wanted a campaign, I’ll give them a crusade.	1.4979	0.04637	233	146	58	29
242	I don't know how you walk in those heels.	1.4977	0.04783	221	139	54	28
243	How long have you been here?	1.4963	0.04414	270	173	60	37
244	We’ve exceeded our WD-40 budget already.	1.4961	0.04192	258	156	76	26
245	I see you are all set for the shareholder meeting.	1.4946	0.03896	279	176	77	26
246	Sir, it's the "night" shift	1.4943	0.04262	261	161	71	29
247	A raise? You must be our new jester.	1.4941	0.04640	253	165	51	37
248	Sir? Perhaps you misunderstood the memo regarding a roundtable meeting?	1.4940	0.04339	249	153	69	27
249	It's only a matter of time before Medieval Monday is more popular that Casual Friday.	1.4939	0.04156	245	145	79	21
250	No, I don't know anything about those charges from the Renaissance Fair.	1.4938	0.04417	243	150	66	27
251	There have been complaints about the clattering, sir.	1.4937	0.04392	239	146	68	25
252	I forgot it was Casual Friday.	1.4936	0.04364	235	142	70	23
253	Not what I meant by 'working nights.'	1.4932	0.03917	296	187	76	33
254	Have you done any freelance work?	1.4932	0.03995	294	181	81	32
255	I'll bring this up at the next round table.	1.4932	0.04102	292	183	74	35
256	I specifically said to order the ROUND table.	1.4931	0.04805	217	137	53	27
257	I wasn't referring to your outfit; I said you needed to show some mettle in the meeting last week.	1.4930	0.04918	213	136	49	28
258	HR says it contributes to a hostile workplace	1.4921	0.04239	254	155	73	26
259	Why is it so difficult to procur a round table for conference room A?	1.4907	0.03820	269	160	88	21
260	.. that’s when I realized that you guys don't dress up for Halloween at this branch	1.4906	0.04314	265	167	66	32
261	I'm sorry, but that is not N95 mask compliant.	1.4885	0.04203	260	160	73	27
262	Does the audit really go that far back?	1.4878	0.04822	205	128	54	23
263	Management says no moat.	1.4875	0.04496	240	151	61	28
264	Defensive? What makes you think I'm feeling defensive?	1.4873	0.04473	236	147	63	26
265	Should I get the mail?	1.4873	0.03936	275	179	68	28
266	There's been some rumblings among the staff that you have a medieval approach to management.	1.4866	0.04191	261	161	73	27
267	At least they can't tell whether you're black or white.	1.4861	0.04493	251	161	58	32
268	How are you with Personnel Protective Equipment?	1.4861	0.04275	251	155	70	26
269	Nothing's "happened" to chivalry, Ida. If the dragon's harassing you, report him to HR.	1.4851	0.04646	235	151	54	30
270	Okay, I’m ready for that feedback now	1.4851	0.04278	268	170	66	32
271	Isn’t it easier to just get the booster?	1.4846	0.04930	227	151	42	34
272	Tell them I can't join the meeting right now because I'm a little rusty.	1.4845	0.04805	194	119	56	19
273	Sorry to bother you Frank, but you parked your dragon in a compact spot	1.4831	0.04391	236	146	66	24
274	A man's cubicle is his castle, I always say, Miss Barstow.	1.4825	0.04372	228	144	61	23
275	I was told Will Smith was coming for an interview.	1.4821	0.04859	224	147	46	31
276	Get me two aspirin and see if you can track down where I was last night.	1.4821	0.05178	224	155	30	39
277	The staff thinks you’re prepping for some sort of corporate crusade.	1.4805	0.04357	256	163	63	30
278	Many of us are still working knights.	1.4800	0.04398	250	161	59	30
279	It’s just a routine audit. No reason to get defensive.	1.4798	0.04303	223	134	71	18
280	I don't care if you are dressed as a knight I still won't call you "Sir".	1.4784	0.04487	232	146	61	25
281	Do you pay time and a half for the knight shift	1.4775	0.04591	222	140	58	24
282	Gayle, this report is missing the middle pages.	1.4774	0.04640	243	160	50	33
283	…and just for a while, I WAS the King of the castle”	1.4769	0.04591	216	135	59	22
284	I see you've listed Richard II as a reference--- very impressive.	1.4769	0.04399	216	131	67	18
285	Please let Will Smith know I’m ready for our appointment.	1.4766	0.05021	235	163	32	40
286	We have a different understanding of Chain mail	1.4757	0.04729	185	112	58	15
287	That's not a KN95 mask.	1.4756	0.04589	225	143	57	25
288	You don’t have to throw down your gauntlet every time you don’t want to go to a meeting.	1.4755	0.04212	265	168	68	29
289	That is the third reprimand from HR about you referring to the staff as peasants.	1.4751	0.04929	181	112	52	17
290	Sorry I am so slow, I am a bit rusty.	1.4750	0.04376	240	151	64	25
291	Is it just me or do you seem a little defensive today?	1.4749	0.04248	259	164	67	28
292	You know my moat is always open....	1.4740	0.05349	173	112	40	21
293	I can’t understand why you always expect me to come to your rescue	1.4739	0.04222	249	160	63	26
294	What do you mean hostile work environment? I was just being chivalrous.	1.4737	0.04628	228	147	54	27
295	The round table for the conference room has been delivered.	1.4737	0.04097	266	166	74	26
296	Sales are catapulting.	1.4728	0.04349	239	150	65	24
297	Betty, you wouldn't happen to have a can opener on you, would you?	1.4727	0.04665	220	141	54	25
298	Yes, you are my knight in shining armor, but you’re still 2 weeks late on these time sheets.	1.4723	0.04361	235	147	65	23
299	I thought the ad said, "knights and weekends."	1.4720	0.04247	250	157	68	25
300	I see the mail already came.	1.4717	0.04700	212	135	54	23
301	I'm confused, I thought you said "working nights."	1.4717	0.03856	265	163	81	21
302	OK, now I'm ready to see Will Smith.	1.4714	0.04642	227	147	53	27
303	Despite your best efforts, sir, no one else is using chain mail. We use e-mail.	1.4711	0.04427	242	155	60	27
304	My experience has been that the pen is not terribly mighty.	1.4709	0.04894	189	119	51	19
305	I'm tired of your workplace crusades, Carl.	1.4696	0.05287	181	119	39	23
306	We're only accepting applications for the knight shift.	1.4695	0.04684	213	136	54	23
307	Let me clarify what “night shift” means.	1.4692	0.04619	211	133	57	21
308	I’ve looked this over thoroughly and it seems iron clad”	1.4688	0.04558	224	143	57	24
309	Well, if you worked in H.R., you'd wear one too."	1.4686	0.04832	207	134	49	24
310	They put me on the knight shift.	1.4684	0.04535	237	154	55	28
311	Chivalry has its place, Miss Tomkins, but medieval gets results.	1.4680	0.04852	203	133	46	24
312	I see you made your way up from the mail room.	1.4672	0.04550	244	161	52	31
313	I’m sorry, but we won’t be hiring again until the Renaissance	1.4670	0.04909	197	127	48	22
314	That's not what we meant by working the night shift.	1.4667	0.04454	225	142	61	22
315	Meeting with the boss today?	1.4664	0.04528	223	142	58	23
316	In case the corporate take over turns hostile?	1.4663	0.04667	208	132	55	21
317	Do you mean futile or feudal, or both?	1.4663	0.05111	178	114	45	19
318	Sorry, we’re looking for someone more… middle aged.	1.4652	0.04988	187	120	47	20
319	I know the dress code is pretty vague about "suits," but this isn't what we had in mind.	1.4649	0.04411	228	144	62	22
320	I'm still not completely comfortable being back in the office.	1.4646	0.04343	254	165	60	29
321	No, Sir, 'free lance' just means he's not on our staff.	1.4644	0.04346	239	154	60	25
322	Guarded? What makes you say that?	1.4641	0.04843	209	137	47	25
323	You'll have to pardon my appearance, I just got off the knight shift.	1.4638	0.04926	207	137	44	26
324	Howst may I help thee?	1.4637	0.05150	179	116	43	20
325	No, I said the "night" shift.	1.4636	0.04387	220	137	64	19
326	I feel completely protected from Covid. But if it rains, I’m screwed	1.4632	0.04455	231	148	59	24
327	No, you may not exchange your desk for a Round Table!	1.4632	0.04929	190	122	48	20
328	My advice to you as a new employee is never let your guard down.	1.4631	0.04592	203	127	58	18
329	I had to call Uber. Your horse ran off.	1.4631	0.04592	203	136	48	19
330	Well, it was either this or white satin.	1.4623	0.04838	212	140	46	26
331	HR wants to see you again. Someone complained about a dragon in their parking space.	1.4622	0.04408	225	142	62	21
332	Seymour, we share the same office. Why do I have to keep calling you sir?	1.4612	0.04980	219	150	37	32
333	You can call me "Sir" But I identify as they/them	1.4611	0.05006	180	121	39	20
334	I’ve been asked to let you know that the PPE requirements have been relaxed substantially.	1.4608	0.04468	204	126	62	16
335	Can you explain the gap between your years in the Crusades and your time at the Round Table?	1.4602	0.04303	226	150	55	21
336	Night, sir	1.4602	0.04696	226	150	48	28
337	I wanted one in SHINING armor.	1.4599	0.05043	187	122	44	21
338	Let's circle back on this, and then surround and pillage.	1.4596	0.04940	198	130	45	23
339	I’m assuming this is the day you fire Will Smith.	1.4596	0.05042	198	132	41	25
340	HR wants to talk to you about the meaning of "business casual".	1.4589	0.04680	207	133	53	21
341	Well, I prefer to communicate via Chain Mail.	1.4588	0.04298	279	188	54	37
342	The case didn't settle, so we opted for trial by combat.	1.4585	0.04814	205	134	48	23
343	I got your memo: Knight to Rook 1	1.4585	0.04764	205	133	50	22
344	An employee has filed a report against your middle ageism.	1.4581	0.04898	203	134	45	24
345	Well it makes a nice change from Hawaiian shirt Friday.	1.4578	0.04953	166	103	50	13
346	Why, Mrs. Frobish? Because chivalry isn't dead.	1.4573	0.04545	199	124	59	16
347	It's a long day for a knight.	1.4567	0.04562	208	132	57	19
348	I’m here for the knight-shift.	1.4567	0.04761	208	136	49	23
349	Uh Bob, this contract clearly states Midlevel, not Medieval manager...	1.4565	0.05102	184	121	42	21
350	When I told the employment agency that we were looking for a ‘knight in shining armor’, I wasn’t speaking literally	1.4564	0.04833	195	126	49	20
351	How am I supposed to work at a square table?	1.4563	0.04844	206	136	46	24
352	First day back from Isolation?	1.4560	0.04758	193	123	52	18
353	Which variant is that for?	1.4551	0.05043	178	115	45	18
354	That's not what I meant by "more diversity at the office".	1.4551	0.05168	178	117	41	20
355	It worked against the plague.	1.4545	0.04493	231	151	55	25
356	It's KN-1395.	1.4545	0.05400	165	109	37	19
357	No, ma'am. I'm the knight shift.	1.4541	0.04437	229	148	58	23
358	You’re telling me I just got canned?	1.4532	0.04744	203	132	50	21
359	It's good, but is it ironclad?	1.4529	0.05147	170	110	43	17
360	I guess "Armani" got auto-corrected to "armor." And I just didn't want to make a fuss.	1.4524	0.04628	210	136	53	21
361	I'm prepared for any office backstabbing.	1.4523	0.04707	199	128	52	19
362	I have a few questions about the computer.	1.4522	0.05304	157	101	41	15
363	The King requests the honor of your budget on his desk by noon today	1.4520	0.05249	177	118	38	21
364	The company feels you've taken our mask policy a bit too far	1.4516	0.04750	217	145	46	26
365	Will Smith just arrived	1.4516	0.05059	186	123	42	21
366	We have an Old School management style here.	1.4516	0.04943	186	121	46	19
367	I'm still not going to call you Sir.	1.4514	0.05104	175	114	43	18
368	I dressed for the job I want.	1.4513	0.04491	195	124	56	15
369	Welcome to the knight shift.	1.4511	0.04922	184	119	47	18
370	I hate paper cuts.	1.4510	0.04571	204	130	56	18
371	At least they don't know I'm a woman.	1.4508	0.04755	193	124	51	18
372	You’ll have to wear it if you work with me on the knight shift.	1.4508	0.04698	193	123	53	17
373	My pronouns are thy and ye.	1.4507	0.04770	213	142	46	25
374	Sir, the staff are wondering if you need a can opener or a therapist?	1.4503	0.05614	151	102	31	18
375	the cleaners called they found the shield.	1.4497	0.04998	189	125	43	21
376	NONE SHALL PASS!!! but I can reschedule you for next week.	1.4497	0.05030	169	108	46	15
377	Yes, I'm manger of the complaint department.	1.4490	0.04757	196	127	50	19
378	This is ironclad.	1.4489	0.04752	176	110	53	13
379	Chivalry is dead so I took your comfy chair.	1.4487	0.05554	156	104	34	18
380	I am happy to report the threat of a hostile takeover is over, sir.	1.4486	0.04612	214	140	52	22
381	Let's just say you need a pretty thick skin around here.	1.4479	0.05305	163	107	39	17
382	I can see why they call you Lance	1.4478	0.04671	201	130	52	19
383	I can confirm what you're looking at here has been forged.	1.4478	0.04453	201	126	60	15
384	I understand you started out in the mail room.	1.4477	0.05669	172	121	25	26
385	You think you're the only one holding down the fort?	1.4474	0.04864	190	124	47	19
386	Guinevere called. She wants you to pick up some lox and bagels on your way home.	1.4474	0.04630	190	120	55	15
387	Masks are no longer required.	1.4472	0.04758	199	130	49	20
388	And they said I’d never meet my knight in shining armor at the office.	1.4469	0.04476	226	148	55	23
389	Although armor is not required for working in audit, it is suggested.	1.4467	0.04274	244	159	61	24
390	No, I don't want to see your sword!	1.4451	0.04896	182	118	47	17
391	They are transferring me to the complaint department.	1.4451	0.04957	182	119	45	18
392	Just move the joust to 4 o'clock.	1.4439	0.04444	205	130	59	16
393	I don't want to work on the knight shift!	1.4434	0.04493	212	137	56	19
394	Yes, as a matter of fact I do have a meeting with the Board of Directors today, how did you know?	1.4433	0.04733	194	126	50	18
395	Your four o'clock Joust has cancelled.	1.4433	0.04619	194	124	54	16
396	I think you misunderstood me when I told you I'm a night person.	1.4429	0.04524	210	136	55	19
397	I see you're ready for your interview at the Oscars	1.4420	0.04502	224	148	53	23
398	I get comp time for working the knight shift	1.4396	0.04954	182	120	44	18
399	And on Casual Fridays I wear a t-shirt and jeans underneath.	1.4396	0.05075	182	122	40	20
400	I'm afraid your performance review incorrectly spelled mettle.	1.4393	0.05007	173	113	44	16
401	We said you needed thicker skin. But this is just silly.	1.4390	0.04548	205	133	54	18
402	I don't think that will protect you against a cyber attack	1.4383	0.05176	162	106	41	15
403	I see on your resume that you searched for the Holy Grail, but never completed your dissertation.	1.4382	0.05219	178	121	36	21
404	Well,this explains the valiant steed in the first floor lobby	1.4379	0.05091	169	111	42	16
405	You're way over budget on PPE.	1.4378	0.04697	217	147	45	25
406	Sorry if I seem defensive. I get rattled easily.	1.4375	0.05222	160	107	37	16
407	We ran out of masks.	1.4375	0.04945	176	124	32	20
408	I've been promoted to medieval management.	1.4375	0.05297	160	106	38	16
409	Tell me about your volunteer work - it says “Knights of Columbus” here…	1.4371	0.05135	167	110	41	16
410	In the Human Resources Department, you either develop a thick skin or dress accordingly.	1.4368	0.04985	174	114	44	16
411	The morning joust is off and the roundtable is now on Zoom.	1.4363	0.04769	204	137	45	22
412	I always just thought it was a Zoom filter…	1.4362	0.05122	188	129	36	23
413	Pam, I think we could all agree those hoop earrings are a little tacky.	1.4360	0.05354	172	118	33	21
414	I was wrong. It seems the pen IS mightier.	1.4358	0.04820	179	116	48	15
415	What's wrong with my horse and castle expenses?	1.4356	0.04926	163	108	41	14
416	They didn't tell you the knight shift doesn't start until 10pm?	1.4356	0.04303	225	152	53	20
417	What makes you think our HR practices are medieval?	1.4346	0.04664	191	124	51	16
418	We’re just requesting a face mask, the armor is optional.	1.4343	0.04874	198	134	42	22
419	I hope you made this brief ironclad.	1.4343	0.04433	198	126	58	14
420	I guess you didn't understand what it meant when we assigned you to the night shift.	1.4343	0.04603	198	129	52	17
421	I don't think this is what they meant by PPE.	1.4341	0.04800	205	139	43	23
422	Can't you wear SPF 40 like regular people?	1.4341	0.04762	182	118	49	15
423	Larry told you I’m an adjuster? Dear lady, I am a jouster.	1.4335	0.05328	173	119	33	21
424	The mask mandate has been lifted and I'd love to know who you are.	1.4332	0.04672	187	121	51	15
425	I’m ready for my 3pm with Mr. Pinkett Smith	1.4321	0.05389	162	110	34	18
426	I seem to recall the tables at my last job being a bit... rounder.	1.4320	0.04579	206	136	51	19
427	I was told that knight school expenses are reimbursable.	1.4318	0.06196	132	92	23	17
428	Just add in 'Storming The Castle', and we're good.	1.4314	0.05227	153	100	40	13
429	I had to provide my own PPE	1.4314	0.04714	204	137	46	21
430	This meeting doesn't need to be combative	1.4311	0.04915	167	108	46	13
431	Any experience in hostile takeovers?	1.4311	0.05269	167	113	36	18
432	It’s been a hard days knight.	1.4308	0.04927	195	133	40	22
433	For your next quest, the copier is jammed again.	1.4304	0.05415	158	107	34	17
434	We’re launching a hostile takeover of White Castle.	1.4303	0.05520	165	115	29	21
435	Send in the dragons Abby	1.4294	0.05433	163	112	32	19
436	Mr. Rock, are you ready to see Will Smith, now?	1.4286	0.05341	175	122	31	22
437	No, just filling in today... I usually work the Knight shift.	1.4286	0.05677	133	90	30	13
438	It's company policy. ACME ARMOR human resources and marketing employees must wear the uniform. The helmet is optional. If you get the job, you will be measured and fitted. Your armor is provided at no cost, and it will be kept in your office.	1.4259	0.05166	162	108	39	15
439	Sorry, no, we're not buying you a round table.	1.4258	0.04527	209	139	51	19
440	I meant to brace yourself emotionally, Steven. You’re being fired.	1.4258	0.05009	155	100	44	11
441	It will be a relief to remove it after I'm done with the layoffs.	1.4251	0.04760	167	107	49	11
442	Frankly, you are too tin skinned.	1.4248	0.05302	153	102	37	14
443	‘He embarrassed me in front of the team, Linda. So let’s see if the pen is indeed mightier than the sword!’	1.4247	0.05397	146	97	36	13
444	Call down and have my horse ready.	1.4242	0.05097	165	110	40	15
445	The N95 just not enough for you?	1.4241	0.04830	191	131	40	20
446	I always work the knight shift.	1.4239	0.05197	184	129	32	23
447	I work better on a round table.	1.4236	0.04236	203	129	62	12
448	Why would I know anything about a lance going through the copier?	1.4233	0.04866	189	128	42	19
449	And you're willing to work knight shifts?	1.4227	0.04365	194	130	49	15
450	Another siege that could have been an email.	1.4222	0.04790	180	119	46	15
451	So, is Will Smith your next client?	1.4219	0.04866	192	133	38	21
452	HR thinks you're not really Wilson.	1.4217	0.05000	166	110	42	14
453	In the job description, I thought 'knight shift position' was an autocorrect error.	1.4211	0.05324	152	102	36	14
454	I have an iron deficiency	1.4207	0.04968	164	108	43	13
455	Jason, I hate to be the one to break this to you, but around here the only jousting we do is verbal.	1.4200	0.05030	150	97	43	10
456	Nothing else fits me anymore.	1.4200	0.05374	150	101	35	14
457	Do you need more oil?	1.4194	0.05248	155	104	37	14
458	So that's a ham on rye with mustard and a can of WD 40	1.4178	0.05477	146	99	33	14
459	Ready to slay some dragons, eh, George?	1.4176	0.05255	170	118	33	19
460	I know we don't have a dress code any longer, but it's raining today and you could rust.	1.4176	0.04618	182	119	50	13
461	And you're comfortable working knights?	1.4171	0.04789	199	137	41	21
462	A raise? Surely you joust.	1.4167	0.04975	180	123	39	18
463	I'm preparing for a hostile takeover.	1.4167	0.05377	156	107	33	16
464	Why do you think I'm being unnecessarily defensive?	1.4161	0.05328	161	111	33	17
465	Working two jobs is the only way I can keep the castle	1.4150	0.04499	200	146	36	18
466	Would you like to know how I broke through the glass ceiling?	1.4145	0.05479	152	105	31	16
467	No Bob, this isn't what I meant when I complained that chivalry was dead.	1.4140	0.05195	157	106	37	14
468	More important than being a mail clerk, can you joust?	1.4121	0.04862	165	109	44	12
469	What, this old thing?	1.4118	0.05897	119	80	29	10
470	I accept all forms of payment including cash, credit cards and conquered lands.	1.4118	0.05207	153	103	37	13
471	Good resume, but we are looking for a knight in shining armor.	1.4113	0.05611	141	97	30	14
472	Have you thought of just getting vaccinated?	1.4113	0.05840	124	84	29	11
473	You try working the claims rejection desk for a few weeks and we'll see what your wearing.	1.4111	0.04843	180	122	42	16
474	They are transferring me to our Camelot office? Why?”	1.4111	0.05093	180	126	34	20
475	Inside, I’m a softie.	1.4110	0.05886	146	105	22	19
476	No I’m sorry I don’t have any oil on me.	1.4110	0.04220	219	145	58	16
477	You could ditch that armor, you know, if you'd just stop using Reply All all the time.	1.4103	0.04689	195	133	44	18
478	I’m a freelancer.	1.4101	0.04881	178	121	41	16
479	My mistake, I thought the position was for the night shift.	1.4101	0.05009	178	123	37	18
480	Just another friendly reminder that masks aren’t required in the office… but do whatever makes you feel comfortable.	1.4099	0.05173	161	110	36	15
481	Do you prefer 'man in a can' or 'mite in shining armor'?	1.4096	0.05273	166	116	32	18
482	I’m sorry Sir, but in 2022 it’s considered harassment to require me to work knights.	1.4094	0.05130	149	99	39	11
483	I am sorry Sir, that does not meet our masking requirements.	1.4094	0.05224	171	120	32	19
484	Yes, I went to knight school.	1.4091	0.05177	176	124	32	20
485	The ad should have read: must be willing to work nights.	1.4091	0.04637	198	135	45	18
486	It sounds like you are saying "oil can".	1.4091	0.05886	132	92	26	14
487	The stables just called. It seems your horse's warranty has expired.	1.4091	0.05014	154	102	41	11
488	It's vintage.	1.4091	0.04928	154	101	43	10
489	Mr. Stevens called from the hospital, he said verbal jousting only from now on.	1.4091	0.05479	132	88	34	10
490	You’ll find me hard to really get to know.	1.4091	0.05479	132	88	34	10
491	I oversee all mergers and inquisitions.	1.4085	0.04801	164	108	45	11
492	The front office called. You're wanted at the round table.	1.4085	0.05104	164	112	37	15
493	Just get the booster.	1.4085	0.05030	164	111	39	14
494	I’m jousting for a promotion.	1.4078	0.04987	179	124	37	18
495	Yes, the expense for the cod piece is absolutely necessary	1.4076	0.05419	157	110	30	17
496	Sir, your horse is parked in the red zone.	1.4074	0.04919	162	108	42	12
497	I'm ready to go over your performance review.	1.4074	0.05148	162	111	36	15
498	From Middle Ages to middle management.	1.4074	0.05507	162	116	26	20
499	Sorry Ms. Brown, you're not eligible to receive your suit until you've been here six months.	1.4071	0.05450	140	95	33	12
500	Different century. Same message.	1.4070	0.04727	199	138	41	20
501	Catherine, reserve the Round Table Room for our meeting tomorrow.	1.4070	0.04335	199	131	55	13
502	The worst part about returning to the office is getting through security.	1.4067	0.05275	150	102	35	13
503	Describe a difficult situation and how you handled it.	1.4065	0.06091	123	86	24	13
504	I have a union meeting this morning and a shareholder meeting this afternoon, why do you ask?	1.4062	0.05116	160	109	37	14
505	What? It’s laundry day.	1.4056	0.05547	143	99	30	14
506	I preferred the Round Table but the others all work from home now, so…	1.4051	0.05082	158	107	38	13
507	If you could find the Holy Grail, you can find 10 percent to cut from your budget.	1.4045	0.04940	178	125	35	18
508	Coffee and a straw?	1.4044	0.05657	136	94	29	13
509	I’m just the knight clerk	1.4041	0.05196	146	98	37	11
510	I’m sorry but I can no longer work the knight shift	1.4038	0.05363	156	109	31	16
511	Now you want a round desk. We should have just let you work from home.	1.4038	0.05127	156	106	37	13
512	Corporate is sending you on a quest. Do you accept?	1.4026	0.05334	154	107	32	15
513	HR wants to see you.	1.4024	0.04948	164	111	40	13
514	...and I am also going to need a trebuchet.	1.4016	0.05943	127	89	25	13
515	Temp or Templar?	1.4015	0.05718	137	96	27	14
516	The real question is... where is your armor?	1.4014	0.05388	142	97	33	12
517	I don’t know where these rumors of a hostile takeover are coming from, why do you ask?	1.4014	0.05168	147	99	37	11
518	Don't worry I'm also wearing an N95 mask.	1.4014	0.05168	147	99	37	11
519	We still social distance here, two squares forward and one to the side.	1.4000	0.04766	180	123	42	15
520	Frank, it's casual Friday. Not casualty Friday.	1.4000	0.04980	155	104	40	11
521	Hello. I have a 3 o'clock appointment with King Arthur.	1.4000	0.04848	165	111	42	12
522	Gary, I told you you’d be working the NIGHT shift.	1.4000	0.05441	140	96	32	12
523	Yes, jousting is on my expense report. It was a short-lived team building exercise.	1.4000	0.06354	110	77	22	11
524	I'm still not calling you Sir	1.4000	0.05737	130	90	28	12
525	Accounting says the square table in the boardroom is perfectly fine.	1.4000	0.04932	145	95	42	8
526	I hate the Knight shift.	1.3988	0.05076	168	117	35	16
527	Lloyd, HR respectfully suggests you just get vaccinated.	1.3988	0.05040	163	112	37	14
528	I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but I really love your outfit!	1.3988	0.05040	163	114	34	15
529	It's a memo explaining the difference between a middle manager and a medieval manager.	1.3987	0.04995	158	107	39	12
530	So, I see you filed a complaint about unwanted touching....	1.3975	0.05380	161	115	28	18
531	It was a hostile takeover	1.3974	0.04785	156	103	44	9
532	The requisition for a round table shouldn’t be a problem, it’s the catapult that may be harder to explain.	1.3974	0.05405	151	106	30	15
533	It’s just a paper cut Lance.	1.3973	0.05366	146	101	32	13
534	Great week Marge, but in this office we say "my liege".	1.3973	0.05453	146	102	30	14
535	I'm told that this armor will help me when I make it to the glass ceiling.	1.3972	0.05593	141	99	28	14
536	It says here you can work knights?	1.3971	0.04397	209	143	49	17
537	As a matter if fact I AM looking for a night job.	1.3969	0.05598	131	90	30	11
538	Are you available to work knights?	1.3966	0.06229	116	82	22	12
539	My other suit is at the cleaners	1.3964	0.06041	111	76	26	9
540	I’m guessing you’re going for the ‘renaissance man’ vibe.	1.3964	0.05620	111	73	32	6
541	Try to fit in the marketing meeting after my two o'clock siege.	1.3961	0.05164	154	106	35	13
542	It's an interesting strategy. But remember, my moves are somewhat limited.	1.3955	0.05299	134	90	35	9
543	I think work from home lasted a little too long.	1.3955	0.05607	134	93	29	12
544	I’m sorry, I don’t have time. There’s a dragon in accounting breathing down my neck.	1.3953	0.05438	129	87	33	9
545	I hate performance review time.	1.3952	0.04950	167	115	38	14
546	So anytime you do an IRS audit of a mob member this is what you'll wear.	1.3952	0.05819	124	86	27	11
547	I hear you've been transferred to the Knight Shift.	1.3949	0.05250	157	113	29	15
548	I said I needed a new armoire	1.3949	0.05012	157	107	38	12
549	And finally, how do you feel about working knights?	1.3949	0.04258	195	129	55	11
550	Defensive, inflexible, and we don't see eye to eye.	1.3947	0.06182	114	80	23	11
551	your move.	1.3945	0.06388	109	77	21	11
552	the king is on line 1	1.3942	0.05319	137	93	34	10
553	I didn't know we had a knight shift.	1.3938	0.05101	160	111	35	14
554	I'm sorry to say that jousting has been removed from the meeting agenda.	1.3935	0.05055	155	106	37	12
555	So you are still working the knight shift?	1.3935	0.05137	155	107	35	13
556	Your horse was in my space again.	1.3932	0.06064	117	82	24	11
557	You may be taking the "gatekeeper" part of your job description a little too literally.	1.3932	0.05942	117	81	26	10
558	One suggestion Galahad— change 'pillaging and looting' to 'standard business practices'.	1.3931	0.05475	145	102	29	14
559	You must be the fella to see for a quote on aluminum siding"	1.3929	0.05335	140	96	33	11
560	I am sorry mam,we only have openings for the knight shift.	1.3923	0.04738	181	125	41	15
561	How many times do I have to tell you,Craig? The armor is not protecting you from cyber attacks. You need to stop clicking on those links.	1.3919	0.05131	148	104	33	11
562	Guinevere, this contract is iron clad!	1.3919	0.05131	148	101	36	11
563	Any experience getting a sword out of a stone?	1.3913	0.06261	115	82	21	12
564	I think you're confused about working nights.	1.3913	0.04682	184	127	42	15
565	I’m sorry I’m late. The moat slowed me down.	1.3910	0.05211	133	89	36	8
566	Don’t worry, I’m wearing an N95 mask.	1.3902	0.04856	164	112	40	12
567	Yes, this is the complaint department.	1.3895	0.04840	172	119	39	14
568	Don’t ask me how I’ll drink it, just get me a coffee.	1.3894	0.06584	113	83	16	14
569	Everything else was at the drycleaner's.	1.3884	0.05794	121	84	27	10
570	I misread the dress code memo.	1.3882	0.04944	152	103	39	10
571	Just pour it in the spout.	1.3881	0.05495	134	93	30	11
572	Who cares about your computer skills. How are you with a brillo pad?	1.3879	0.04676	165	111	44	10
573	It is a list of things I ‘d liked changed, starting with the shape of this table.	1.3875	0.05093	160	112	34	14
574	I’m jousting after work today.	1.3873	0.05274	142	98	33	11
575	What do you mean antiquated? Windows XP works doesn't it?	1.3871	0.05806	124	87	26	11
576	Remember, Bill, it's called an acquisition, not a "siege".	1.3867	0.05333	150	106	30	14
577	Holdeth my calls.	1.3866	0.05980	119	84	24	11
578	All this mail must be wearing you out Sir	1.3865	0.04713	163	116	34	13
579	Did you not say we were jousting for this promotion?	1.3860	0.05361	114	75	34	5
580	I'm told you've been seeking new challenges.	1.3860	0.05779	114	78	28	8
581	My moat is always open.	1.3857	0.05514	140	99	28	13
582	When they said they wanted you to work the night shift, this is not what they meant.	1.3852	0.06098	122	88	21	13
583	You need to have a thick skin around here.	1.3851	0.04938	148	100	39	9
584	Sir, I hate to tell you this but your horse pooped in the hall again.	1.3851	0.05468	148	106	27	15
585	You heard me say we’d have to work knights and weekends…	1.3851	0.04831	161	115	34	12
586	I’m told you have some questions about our masking policy.	1.3851	0.04795	174	121	39	14
587	Well I don’t feel middle aged.	1.3846	0.05150	143	98	35	10
588	HR claims I was hired medieval, not mid-level.	1.3846	0.04821	169	117	39	13
589	When I said the manager was a dragon, I wasn’t being literal.	1.3846	0.05802	117	81	27	9
590	Just in case will smith stops by.	1.3846	0.05715	130	92	26	12
591	I usually work the Knight shift, which is why I have not been at the table...	1.3841	0.05073	164	119	29	16
592	Sir, your 'mail' arrived but I will need your help carrying it in.	1.3841	0.05135	151	105	34	12
593	The Knight shift already? I sure I lost track of time.	1.3836	0.05258	146	102	32	12
594	Preparing for my Oscar presentation,if you must know.	1.3835	0.05720	133	95	25	13
595	I think you should be more open to new ideas.	1.3835	0.05620	133	94	27	12
596	Take this purchase order and get me a case of WD40 ASAP .	1.3833	0.06170	120	87	20	13
597	Did you say a case of COVID or a case of WD-40	1.3833	0.05123	180	132	27	21
598	Union unrest, Margaret.	1.3833	0.05574	120	82	30	8
599	Looks like it's going to be an all-knighter	1.3831	0.05063	154	107	35	12
600	I just didn't feel a mask was good enough	1.3827	0.04964	162	113	36	13
601	And art thou chaste?	1.3826	0.06368	115	84	18	13
602	Casual Friday today, not combat Monday.	1.3819	0.05025	144	105	27	12
603	It's 5:30, good knight.	1.3817	0.04879	186	134	33	19
604	I'm his first line of defense.	1.3817	0.05249	131	89	34	8
605	But your resume says nothing about moat maintenance.	1.3813	0.04926	160	111	37	12
606	My cars in the shop. I had to take the subway.	1.3810	0.05840	126	90	24	12
607	We're looking for a candidate proficient in Excelsior.	1.3810	0.05730	126	89	26	11
608	This IS my knight job.	1.3806	0.05036	155	108	35	12
609	When I said your work should be bulletproof this isn't what I meant.	1.3805	0.06070	113	80	23	10
610	No, I never get defensive.	1.3804	0.05015	163	115	34	14
611	I called Staples and Office Depot -- nobody has a round one.	1.3803	0.05357	142	100	30	12
612	Yes, I am glad to be back in the office. You?"	1.3797	0.04968	158	110	36	12
613	I'm about to go pill my cat.	1.3790	0.05793	124	88	25	11
614	Oh yeah, I’ve got the best moat guy!	1.3788	0.05327	132	91	32	9
615	The impending takeover is expected to be hostile.	1.3786	0.05503	140	100	27	13
616	Do you know where they put the can opener	1.3778	0.05450	135	95	29	11
617	Don't worry, it's just until we get through this medieval period.	1.3778	0.05243	135	93	33	9
618	Sam from legal didn't hold the elevator for me. I hear you're the guy to talk to.	1.3776	0.06241	98	68	23	7
619	We take Covid -19 very serious around here!	1.3775	0.04481	151	99	47	5
620	We are looking for someone with a little more mettle.	1.3774	0.04694	159	108	42	9
621	Galahad can't just keep bringing back maidens and charging back the second rental horse. Get him up here!	1.3769	0.05702	130	93	25	12
622	Your horse just got towed, again.	1.3769	0.05806	130	94	23	13
623	Oh my, is it tax season already?	1.3767	0.05064	146	101	35	10
624	I’d expect this level of work from a squire, but not you.	1.3765	0.04717	162	111	41	10
625	Please call the parking attendant and have him bring me my horse.	1.3761	0.05498	109	73	31	5
626	HR would like to discuss your interviewing techniques, Mr. Hardesy.	1.3759	0.05807	133	97	22	14
627	Just because you are from human services doesn't mean you need to know if I consider myself male or female.	1.3758	0.04900	149	105	34	10
628	Isn’t this Armor Friday?	1.3750	0.05347	152	110	27	15
629	I'll see what I can do, but dragon-slaying requests are due at 4:00 pm sharp.	1.3750	0.05387	144	103	28	13
630	Are you jousting?	1.3750	0.06042	120	87	21	12
631	How are your sword skills?"	1.3750	0.05417	136	96	29	11
632	I was talking about emotional armor.	1.3750	0.04753	168	117	39	12
633	Your 9:00 quest is here.	1.3740	0.04887	131	89	36	6
634	It's Friday, would it kill you to wear a tunic?	1.3740	0.06043	123	90	20	13
635	And for what purpose have you requisitioned a can opener?	1.3740	0.05702	123	87	26	10
636	We need to talk about your last expense report.	1.3733	0.05054	150	105	34	11
637	I'm sick of people saying I'm defensive.	1.3732	0.04958	142	97	37	8
638	Yes, I did work the knight shift. What tipped you off?	1.3730	0.05826	126	91	23	12
639	Now this is what I call an iron-clad legal defense.	1.3729	0.05619	118	82	28	8
640	If Ron can wear sweatpants I can wear this.	1.3727	0.05899	110	77	25	8
641	Miss Brown, I see this is your third violation for not wearing the required personal protective equipment.	1.3727	0.04812	161	112	38	11
642	You looked better in white satin.	1.3724	0.05265	145	103	30	12
643	Casual Friday.	1.3723	0.05181	137	95	33	9
644	Lately your chivalry has fallen below our company's standards.	1.3717	0.05213	113	75	34	4
645	Research says face KN95's really work.	1.3712	0.05313	132	92	31	9
646	Yes, I’m from HR. And, no, that won’t protect you.	1.3711	0.04932	159	112	35	12
647	Sorry, we're hiring damsels and wenches.	1.3710	0.05891	124	90	22	12
648	I requested a round table for my office.	1.3710	0.05547	124	87	28	9
649	So, you're the new guy from the mail room?	1.3707	0.05548	116	80	29	7
650	We received another complaint that your management style is too old fashioned.	1.3706	0.04621	143	100	36	7
651	I usually work from home.	1.3704	0.05123	135	93	34	8
652	This isn’t how you protect your computer from Trojan horses, sir.	1.3704	0.05823	108	75	26	7
653	We get it, you did you junior year abroad.	1.3704	0.05335	135	95	30	10
654	Your resume looks great, but as a black woman, you need a thick skin to work here.	1.3704	0.05538	135	97	26	12
655	Boss told me I was too thin-skinned.	1.3701	0.04848	127	84	39	4
656	Call me M’Lady one more time, and I’m going to H.R.	1.3700	0.05801	100	68	27	5
657	And your preferred pronouns?	1.3699	0.05235	146	104	30	12
658	Your co-workers feel you're a little guarded around them.	1.3696	0.05047	138	95	35	8
659	There’s a Mr Merlin here to see you.	1.3696	0.05252	138	97	31	10
660	Yes I am the Principal, why?	1.3694	0.05713	111	77	27	7
661	Actuarial Errantry is not a thing, Norman.	1.3692	0.05583	130	93	26	11
662	You can tell me, Ms Roberts, I’m like a steel trap.	1.3692	0.05793	130	95	22	13
663	It was a real battle to get into work today.	1.3689	0.05232	122	83	33	6
664	So the round table is still unavailable?	1.3689	0.05484	122	85	29	8
665	I am now prepared for the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. Send my lawyer in."	1.3681	0.04602	163	112	42	9
666	So,you're the new guy on the knight shift?	1.3676	0.05093	136	94	34	8
667	I don't know why anyone would say I was thin-skinned.	1.3676	0.05093	136	96	31	9
668	No more Mr. Nice Guy.	1.3675	0.05771	117	83	25	9
669	Did you forget it's casual Friday?	1.3675	0.05897	117	84	23	10
670	Please stop dressing like you’re still working from home.	1.3672	0.05419	128	90	29	9
671	That's not the malware protection we meant.	1.3667	0.05909	120	87	22	11
672	HR said if you're vaxed and boosted masks are optional.	1.3667	0.04862	150	104	37	9
673	No ma'am. You need that next desk. I'm only the knight manager.	1.3667	0.05667	120	85	26	9
674	Why do I get the feeling I'm about to be fired?	1.3662	0.05143	142	100	32	10
675	Surely you joust.	1.3661	0.06213	112	82	19	11
676	And lastly, as to your pronouns, do you prefer “my liege” or “m’lady”?	1.3661	0.05812	112	79	25	8
677	I'm going to be here all knight.	1.3659	0.05448	123	86	29	8
678	I understand you are presenting the Oscar for Best Actor tonight.	1.3657	0.05854	134	100	19	15
679	It’s my middle age crisis.	1.3656	0.06264	93	65	22	6
680	And can you get me a can of oil, and not any of this foreign oil	1.3651	0.05589	126	90	26	10
681	Doth ye notice anything different about me ?	1.3651	0.05357	126	88	30	8
682	Tell me. What’s your distress?	1.3650	0.05167	137	96	32	9
683	Well, “Beth from HR”, perhaps I left it blank for a reason. How would you like it if I asked which year YOU were born in?	1.3646	0.05946	96	66	25	5
684	Well, didn't you say I should work the knight shift?	1.3643	0.05190	140	99	31	10
685	Shall we begin your performance review?	1.3636	0.05076	132	91	34	7
686	It makes you look ten years younger, sir.	1.3636	0.06168	99	70	22	7
687	This was the only clean suit I had left.	1.3636	0.05589	110	76	28	6
688	So you're saying mead is unallowable on the travel reimbursement?	1.3636	0.04917	143	99	36	8
689	I do miss working from castle.	1.3636	0.05016	143	100	34	9
690	Damsels are down 37%, and there were no dragons in Q1.	1.3631	0.05124	157	114	29	14
691	Add our usual boilerplate at the beginning.	1.3628	0.06037	113	82	21	10
692	My chair squeaks.	1.3628	0.05905	113	81	23	9
693	There's not a round table in Conference Room B either.	1.3626	0.06904	91	67	15	9
694	If you're that worried about being back in the office, just wear an N-95.	1.3626	0.06351	91	64	21	6
695	Yes…your salary is medieval…do you think I wear this outfit for fun?	1.3624	0.04968	149	105	34	10
696	Great! I send you out for WD-40 and you come back with 3 in 1 oil.	1.3624	0.04876	149	104	36	9
697	What makes you think I don't welcome criticism?	1.3623	0.05033	138	96	34	8
698	So, you got demoted from the round circle to the hopeless rectangle?	1.3623	0.05339	138	99	28	11
699	"Thank goodness for casual Friday- chain mail is way more comfortable."	1.3623	0.04926	138	95	36	7
700	I read here that you have nerves of steel.	1.3622	0.05204	127	88	32	7
701	I'm actually wearing it to protect you.	1.3622	0.04830	127	87	35	5
702	An anonymous employee complained that company culture is combative and old-fashioned.	1.3617	0.05829	94	64	26	4
703	Must be performance review day.	1.3615	0.05461	130	96	23	11
704	Can you tell me a little more about your experience with trebuchets?	1.3613	0.05563	119	84	27	8
705	Thick skin isn’t enough for this job.	1.3613	0.05563	119	84	27	8
706	According to the CDC it's my option	1.3611	0.06094	108	78	21	9
707	I see on your resume you are willing to work a knight shift.	1.3611	0.05084	144	102	32	10
708	I said ‘Work at Night’!	1.3609	0.05156	133	93	32	8
709	What do you mean, "...and from the waist down?"?	1.3607	0.05468	122	86	28	8
710	Oh great...the building entrance is getting metal detectors!	1.3600	0.06594	100	74	16	10
711	For months, everyone thought this was my Zoom avatar.	1.3600	0.06280	100	72	20	8
712	If I may, sir, oval might be a better fit.	1.3600	0.05495	125	89	27	9
713	You can threaten to throw down both gauntlets, I'm still resigning.	1.3600	0.06439	100	73	18	9
714	Expecting a rough review?	1.3596	0.05727	114	81	25	8
715	It's fine, you can go. I'll handle the knight shift...again.	1.3595	0.04961	153	109	33	11
716	Call me “sir”.	1.3592	0.05830	103	72	25	6
717	Did you get me my oil?	1.3592	0.05031	142	100	33	9
718	Shall I make reservations for tonight at the Round Table?	1.3588	0.05533	131	95	25	11
719	A can opener, a very large can opener!	1.3587	0.07180	92	70	11	11
720	No, sir, I did not hear about a resurgence of the plague.	1.3585	0.05872	106	75	24	7
721	I’m sensing some defensiveness here.	1.3581	0.05339	148	109	25	14
722	I applied for the night shift...	1.3581	0.04890	148	104	35	9
723	Cancel the meeting. I can't see them now.	1.3579	0.06334	95	68	20	7
724	Sorry, Sir. Did you want your lance or your lunch?	1.3578	0.06186	109	80	19	10
725	I see eliminating waste has become a real crusade.	1.3577	0.05307	123	86	30	7
726	I don't care what legal says, this agreement is iron clad. I should know, I wrote it myself!	1.3571	0.04934	154	110	33	11
727	I also have a Masters in Chivalry and am trained in broadaxe combat and strategies of the trebuchet.	1.3571	0.06686	98	73	15	10
728	Of course I can handle criticism.	1.3571	0.06197	98	70	21	7
729	Surely you joust …….?	1.3566	0.05138	129	92	29	8
730	Can I see your vaccine id?	1.3566	0.05590	129	94	24	11
731	Do you have King Arthur's email?	1.3562	0.05119	146	105	30	11
732	The co-op board called again. We need to do something about the moat.	1.3558	0.06098	104	75	21	8
733	—no I meant, do you surf?	1.3556	0.05306	135	97	28	10
734	”Please, Sir, may I have a chair?	1.3556	0.06944	90	67	14	9
735	I'm being sacked?	1.3556	0.06762	90	68	13	9
736	Boss, I'm tired of working the knight shift.	1.3554	0.05852	121	89	21	11
737	The dermatologist told me not to scratch it.	1.3554	0.05611	121	87	25	9
738	I don't think that's what's meant by PPE	1.3554	0.05733	121	88	23	10
739	In this, sticks and stones REALLY can't break my bones.	1.3553	0.04612	152	105	40	7
740	Could you get me a straw with that please ?	1.3551	0.05673	107	75	26	6
741	Around here, we take personal safety seriously.	1.3551	0.05013	107	73	31	3
742	It's good to finally feel normal.	1.3548	0.05748	124	91	22	11
743	I think I have a fridge magnet stuck under my collar.	1.3545	0.06001	110	80	21	9
744	Can you help me understand your report? I’ve been working from home for awhile and I’m a bit rusty.	1.3545	0.06001	110	80	21	9
745	Please let me know when everyone has reviewed the new Chivalry and Valor policy.	1.3543	0.05306	127	90	29	8
746	Tell Bitterman in Accounting I challenge him to a joust over his refusal to accept my travel receipts.	1.3543	0.05306	127	90	29	8
747	Your request to wear armor was approved, but having a separate rest room was denied”	1.3543	0.05758	127	94	21	12
748	Just CC me on the chain mail.	1.3540	0.05611	113	80	26	7
749	Cancel my afternoon calls. I'm going to get a few jousts in.	1.3540	0.05750	113	81	24	8
750	I'm dreaming the impossible dream.	1.3540	0.05468	113	79	28	6
751	Don't worry, I've been knighted and boosted.	1.3535	0.06144	99	71	21	7
752	He's in with the jester right now.	1.3534	0.05511	116	82	27	7
753	Yes Mr Smith, "knight shift". Very funny. Now take it off and get on with your work please.	1.3529	0.05169	136	97	30	9
754	Your desk is at the round table just to your right with Lance.	1.3529	0.06017	102	73	22	7
755	It’s just in case of a hostile takeover.	1.3529	0.05853	102	72	24	6
756	Well Ms. Burns, how do you know it was MY horse that made a mess in the parking garage?	1.3529	0.05796	119	87	22	10
757	You can’t fire me. I’ve already been canned.	1.3529	0.06154	119	90	16	13
758	I am signing my email “knighty-knight” and I don't want to hear one thing about it.	1.3529	0.05685	102	71	26	5
759	I've got mail.	1.3525	0.04774	139	102	28	9
760	It says I've been transferred to knight shift.	1.3525	0.04882	139	97	35	7
761	Your boss has decided to allow you to continue working from home.	1.3523	0.06268	88	62	21	5
762	No, you can't expnse a round desk.	1.3520	0.05237	125	88	30	7
763	I told you, Jerry, it's NOT a HOSTILE takeover.	1.3519	0.05929	108	78	22	8
764	I get it—Another bad hair day.	1.3519	0.06074	108	79	20	9
765	It's an effort to bring chivalry back to the workplace.	1.3516	0.06127	91	64	22	5
766	Welcome back, you may be a little rusty.	1.3516	0.06514	91	66	18	7
767	You're telling me that in a city the size of New York you can't find six fire-throwing catapults?	1.3516	0.05500	128	93	25	10
768	Yeah…when HR said they wanted to see your mettle…uh…	1.3509	0.05570	114	81	26	7
769	Sorry, but 'Medieval Monday' isn't helping office morale.	1.3505	0.06395	97	71	18	8
770	The mask mandate has been lifted, sir.	1.3500	0.04854	140	98	35	7
771	It’s a reprimand from HR for sword fighting in the men’s room.	1.3500	0.05378	120	85	28	7
772	...and the horse you rode in on.	1.3500	0.05876	120	89	20	11
773	And please, call me sir.	1.3500	0.04747	140	99	34	7
774	I feel like that last battle could have been an email.	1.3500	0.06093	100	72	21	7
775	I save a bundle on dry cleaning.	1.3500	0.06256	100	73	19	8
776	You were expecting a round table?	1.3500	0.05246	120	84	30	6
777	It's nice to be back from 're-moat' work.	1.3497	0.05086	143	105	27	11
778	What I applied for was a "night job".	1.3496	0.05535	123	89	25	9
779	Have you considered mediation?	1.3496	0.05288	123	90	25	8
780	You're mansplaining again, Brian, and stop calling me squire.	1.3495	0.06279	103	76	18	9
781	Your horse left you nice gift in the parking lot.	1.3491	0.06001	106	77	21	8
782	No, I get it. No judgements. My husband goes to work in a tunic.	1.3491	0.06149	106	78	19	9
783	I was in mail, but I’m better suited for this job.	1.3491	0.06149	106	78	19	9
784	Sir, I don't know HR's policy on nicknames, but I will not be answering to the Black Death.	1.3488	0.05464	129	94	25	10
785	I'm ready, Marian. Send in the auditors.	1.3483	0.06412	89	64	19	6
786	Tim when I said we’re being sacked that’s not what I meant.	1.3483	0.06608	89	65	17	7
787	I’m in the witness protection program.	1.3483	0.06412	89	64	19	6
788	I said "chain mail", not "email."	1.3481	0.05185	135	97	29	9
789	Aren’t you taking an abundance of caution a bit too far?	1.3478	0.05390	115	81	28	6
790	Takes more than a thick skin for this job.	1.3478	0.06454	92	67	18	7
791	Dress for the job you want	1.3475	0.05433	118	84	27	7
792	I think you misunderstood the night shift arrangements….	1.3475	0.05819	118	87	21	10
793	The health insurance isn't great, but we have an ingenious new method to stop communicable diseases.	1.3474	0.06483	95	70	17	8
794	I am ready for my 10 o'clock. So very ready.	1.3472	0.04759	144	101	36	7
795	And you have that roundtable discussion at three.	1.3471	0.05715	121	89	22	10
796	How are you with high-stress situations?	1.3471	0.05341	121	86	28	7
797	The new cybersecurity guidelines are pretty extreme	1.3469	0.04984	147	106	31	10
798	Are you willing to work the Knight shift?	1.3468	0.05497	124	90	25	9
799	What do you think of "Knights of the Octagonal Table"?	1.3465	0.05876	101	72	23	6
800	What time is your meeting in the Dragon's Den?	1.3465	0.06042	101	73	21	7
801	I know you’re new here, Mr. Wilson, but extremely cautious clothing day is Monday, not Friday.	1.3465	0.05742	127	95	20	12
802	Since this if your first day I should let you know that my pronouns are thou, thee and thine.	1.3462	0.05429	130	95	25	10
803	No water. No coffee. No tea. I rust my case.	1.3462	0.06227	104	77	18	9
804	The guy in the mail room wants his uniform back.	1.3462	0.05852	130	99	17	14
805	Not unmotivated. Just scared to plug the computer in.	1.3458	0.05804	107	77	23	7
806	I'm not getting any more paper cuts.	1.3455	0.05393	110	77	28	5
807	When I asked for the night manager I think they misunderstood	1.3455	0.06118	110	82	18	10
808	Sir, your 2 o'clock duel is here	1.3452	0.06448	84	60	19	5
809	HR thinks you come off as defensive.	1.3452	0.07284	84	64	11	9
810	I know they call me the "Dragon Lady", but this is a bit much!	1.3451	0.05999	113	84	19	10
811	The Community Theatre is doing Spamalot.	1.3451	0.05446	113	80	27	6
812	Hello madam, And welcome to the Knightshift.	1.3451	0.05002	142	102	31	9
813	I heard you were thick-skinned.	1.3448	0.05757	116	85	22	9
814	You really need to spend some time in the Mail room.	1.3448	0.05121	145	106	28	11
815	Sorry, I'm just filling in today. The person who's usually here just has a mild case of the Plague.	1.3448	0.06135	116	88	16	12
816	You're the new head of cybersecurity?	1.3445	0.05778	119	88	21	10
817	Do you think you might be taking this whole Covid mask mandate a bit too far sire?	1.3444	0.05946	90	63	23	4
818	Hark! A summons from HR.	1.3444	0.06734	90	67	15	8
819	Sorry, I don't do knight work.	1.3443	0.05305	122	87	28	7
820	Yes, I have twenty years experience with an oil can.	1.3443	0.05909	122	92	18	12
821	I just never get tired of the Gothic font.	1.3443	0.05909	122	92	18	12
822	The expense report you submitted for time traveling has been denied.	1.3441	0.06395	93	68	18	7
823	Oh look, it's my nightmare in shining armor.	1.3440	0.05914	125	95	17	13
824	They made me put this on when I told them I still had an AOL email address.	1.3438	0.05254	128	92	28	8
825	Listen, people assume that just because I wear a suit of armor that suddenly I’m immune to the backstabbing.	1.3438	0.05594	128	95	22	11
826	Sure I fired flaming arrows at you yesterday— is that what this is about?	1.3434	0.06285	99	73	18	8
827	The negativity just bounces right off.	1.3431	0.05828	102	73	23	6
828	"Team-Building. We're jousting"	1.3431	0.05828	102	73	23	6
829	Alright Richard, suit yourself!	1.3426	0.05759	108	78	23	7
830	I'm noticing a lack of dragon slaying experience on your resume.	1.3425	0.04998	146	106	30	10
831	You do know that mask thing is over?!	1.3423	0.06070	111	83	18	10
832	I see you've been demoted from the Round Table, Steve.	1.3423	0.06070	111	83	18	10
833	I made a Jada joke.	1.3421	0.06082	114	86	17	11
834	Where are the "thees" and "thous" that I asked for?	1.3421	0.05261	114	80	29	5
835	Chivalry? I'd prefer a raise.	1.3421	0.05548	114	82	25	7
836	It’s actually quite comfortable unless I need to use the bathroom.	1.3419	0.05584	117	85	24	8
837	Glad to see you’re coming out of your shell.	1.3419	0.05842	117	87	20	10
838	Don’t quit your knight job.	1.3419	0.05451	117	84	26	7
839	In the old days this Restraining Order would have been enough.	1.3417	0.05857	120	90	19	11
840	Shall I suggest a virtual meeting with Mr. Smith?	1.3415	0.06989	82	61	14	7
841	I’m calling you Mr. Frahmlitz, not Sir anything.”	1.3415	0.05394	123	89	26	8
842	So… you’re Ms. Roberts. I am Mr. Knight. And yes, I take my name very seriously.	1.3415	0.05753	123	92	20	11
843	So what is your strong suit?	1.3413	0.05653	126	94	21	11
844	I prefer sir/thou pronouns thank you.	1.3413	0.05539	126	93	23	10
845	I was told you're in charge of the mail.	1.3413	0.05423	126	92	25	9
846	How are you at pulling swords from stones?	1.3413	0.05653	126	94	21	11
847	This is NOT what I thought personnel meant when they said “report for night shift”	1.3412	0.06600	85	62	17	6
848	Ma’am this is the Medieval Times. The New York Times is across the great hall.	1.3412	0.06809	85	63	15	7
849	A plague upon this fourth-quarter earnings report!	1.3411	0.05665	129	97	20	12
850	I told you, I am not working knights.	1.3411	0.05220	129	93	28	8
851	Welcome to the Knight Shift...visors are optional	1.3409	0.05139	132	98	25	9
852	Is this a new Covid 'thing'?	1.3409	0.06642	88	65	16	7
853	I'm on knight shift.	1.3409	0.06836	88	66	14	8
854	Well, I know we dropped the mask requirement but my wife still wants me to use protection.	1.3407	0.04950	135	96	32	7
855	You might be taking our new masking policy a bit too far.	1.3407	0.05274	135	99	26	10
856	Surely you must be jousting	1.3407	0.05274	135	99	26	10
857	Profits are down 10% this quarter. I must be getting rusty.	1.3407	0.05274	135	99	26	10
858	Which one of us in this cartoon is talking? I can't see anyone's mouth moving!	1.3407	0.06851	91	69	13	9
859	I'm tired of being just another 'suit'.	1.3406	0.04986	138	99	31	8
860	Sorry I don't do requisitions. Just inquisitions.	1.3404	0.06857	94	72	12	10
861	It is in fact a typo, they're looking for mid-level management not medieval.	1.3404	0.05965	94	67	22	5
862	I was just jousting.	1.3404	0.06337	94	69	18	7
863	Where’s your mask?	1.3404	0.06154	94	68	20	6
864	I hope one day I'll be a knight to remember.	1.3402	0.05461	97	67	27	3
865	great being back in the office right?	1.3400	0.06231	100	74	18	8
866	I've got chainmail	1.3400	0.06067	100	73	20	7
867	No, Janice, apparently I did not get the memo.	1.3400	0.06391	100	75	16	9
868	You realize that you have to start at the Page level?	1.3398	0.05781	103	74	23	6
869	I asked you to call me sire	1.3396	0.05826	106	77	22	7
870	- Rehearsing your Oscars monologue, I guess?	1.3394	0.06144	109	82	17	10
871	Now that social distancing is over, I've moved on to social jousting.	1.3390	0.05674	118	87	22	9
872	Not everyone is cut out for working the knight shift.	1.3388	0.05449	121	88	25	8
873	So it's a night job?	1.3387	0.04977	124	87	32	5
874	Legal still won't let us pillage Marketing, eh?	1.3387	0.05597	124	92	22	10
875	We asked you to come in at night, not come in as a knight!	1.3386	0.05502	127	94	23	10
876	Yes, I know I have mail. What about it?	1.3386	0.05502	127	94	23	10
877	Ask the bishop to slide in now.	1.3385	0.04951	130	92	32	6
878	Are you the new guy? Dress up day means no jeans...	1.3385	0.05070	130	96	26	8
879	Even the visor is optional now.	1.3383	0.04878	133	94	33	6
880	I Just Want To Be Prepared For My Performance Review.	1.3383	0.05217	133	100	23	10
881	Tell me again about "casual Friday."	1.3383	0.05325	133	98	25	10
882	You are not a knight in shining armor. You are the human resources officer.	1.3380	0.05182	142	105	26	11
883	Upper management wants your input on this potential hostile take-over, sir.	1.3380	0.05278	142	106	24	12
884	Put it in the Shall-Doeth file.	1.3378	0.05033	148	109	28	11
885	Sorry, sir, but we're all out of WD-40.	1.3373	0.06700	83	61	16	6
886	Yes, I did start out in the mail room. But how did you know?	1.3372	0.06322	86	62	19	5
887	I'm not a kid gloves kind of guy.	1.3371	0.06769	89	67	14	8
888	It would just make people around the office feel a bit more comfortable if you’d put pants on.	1.3371	0.06578	89	66	16	7
889	Since you've joined we haven't had any hostile takeovers.	1.3370	0.06424	92	68	17	7
890	Your 2:30 just arrived at the moat.	1.3368	0.06280	95	70	18	7
891	I've forgotten to pick up your dry cleaning again, haven't I sir?	1.3368	0.06280	95	70	18	7
892	Clearly, you’re not suited for this job.	1.3368	0.05913	95	68	22	5
893	You must be the new freelancer.	1.3366	0.06016	101	74	20	7
894	I’ve been your assistant for three years. Isn’t it time to let down your guard?	1.3365	0.06051	104	77	19	8
895	I'm really better suited for the day shift.	1.3365	0.05895	104	76	21	7
896	Let me guess - I’m on nights again this week.	1.3365	0.05223	104	75	25	4
897	Looks like an ironclad agreement to me!	1.3364	0.05368	110	78	27	5
898	Dress codes are history around here.	1.3364	0.05671	110	80	23	7
899	My wife won't iron my shirts any more.	1.3364	0.05816	110	81	21	8
900	I don't take flak from anyone.	1.3363	0.05423	113	81	26	6
901	You know, you can't be the knight in shining armor at the office all the time.	1.3361	0.05758	119	89	20	10
902	I’m freelancing.	1.3361	0.05021	122	86	31	5
903	Is the contract iron-clad, sir?	1.3361	0.05021	122	86	31	5
904	Just call me Sir.	1.3358	0.05074	134	99	26	9
905	I know we always ask you, but can you work the knight shift?	1.3358	0.05105	137	100	28	9
906	I’m sorry, but I can’t work late tonight. The drawbridge closes at 5:00.	1.3357	0.05029	140	102	29	9
907	Don't tell me you ordered from White Castle again.	1.3333	0.06675	87	65	15	7
908	Do I look fat in this?	1.3333	0.06398	96	72	16	8
909	This must be my new page.	1.3333	0.06046	96	70	20	6
910	Get out of town! You used to be a full time maid AND your name is Marion?	1.3333	0.05758	132	102	16	14
911	The dragon called, sir. He's got a scheduling conflict and can't make today's slaying.	1.3333	0.05521	126	94	22	10
912	You're not big on vulnerability, are you?	1.3333	0.05634	126	95	20	11
913	This is my no one in this department is getting a raise outfit.	1.3333	0.07252	84	65	10	9
914	We have a strict below-knee dress code in this department Grace, you should know that by now…	1.3333	0.06126	102	76	18	8
915	...I didn't shave this morning.	1.3333	0.06495	78	56	18	4
916	Your 2:30 joust has been moved to 4.	1.3333	0.06044	87	62	21	4
917	Sorry I'm late but there was a long line at the drawbridge.	1.3333	0.05788	93	66	23	4
918	The mail is late.	1.3333	0.05374	123	90	25	8
919	I specifically requested a round table.	1.3333	0.05424	108	77	26	5
920	We feel you're creating a hostile work environment.	1.3333	0.05627	111	81	23	7
921	I've been asked to host the Oscars..	1.3333	0.06258	99	74	17	8
922	I think I'm finally ready to apply for that defense contractor job.	1.3333	0.05688	105	76	23	6
923	I'm promoting you to squire.	1.3333	0.04845	111	76	33	2
924	Let’s make this a royalty deal.	1.3333	0.06495	78	56	18	4
925	As of Monday, you're in charge of the mail room.	1.3333	0.06398	96	72	16	8
926	They want me to host the Oscars next year	1.3309	0.05328	136	102	23	11
927	... and move my joust to tomorrow.	1.3308	0.05088	133	97	28	8
928	Let me take a stab at it.	1.3307	0.05130	127	92	28	7
929	My last boss always said they hated working knights.	1.3307	0.05250	127	93	26	8
930	I want to assure you Steve that this employee evaluation is for your benefit.	1.3307	0.05250	127	93	26	8
931	The pen is mightier than the sword. Look how far it got me.	1.3306	0.05213	124	90	27	7
932	I don't care what the CDC says, I'm not taking any chances.	1.3306	0.05337	124	91	25	8
933	I thought we only had to wear face masks	1.3305	0.05779	118	89	19	10
934	You’ve got mail.	1.3304	0.05757	115	86	20	9
935	So when did the mask policy change?	1.3304	0.06016	115	88	16	11
936	We're all rooting for you against the Dark Knight, sir. Though the office pool has you in second.	1.3304	0.05289	112	80	27	5
937	We're a little old school here.	1.3304	0.05585	112	82	23	7
938	Nobody aspires to stay in medieval management	1.3302	0.05143	106	74	29	3
939	No Sir, I checked.. there is no R & D&D Department	1.3302	0.05643	106	77	23	6
940	Welcome back to the office.	1.3301	0.05753	103	75	22	6
941	Alas, I seek a damsel with a bit more experience in distress.	1.3301	0.05917	103	76	20	7
942	So that is what you needed to do to break through the glass ceiling in this company?	1.3301	0.05917	103	76	20	7
943	Please tell the Union representatives that I am ready to see them now	1.3300	0.05870	100	73	21	6
944	At Human Resources we always value transparency and accessibility.	1.3299	0.05623	97	69	24	4
945	No Arthur, I did not leave my mask at the castle. I’m vaccinated.	1.3299	0.05993	97	71	20	6
946	There's no need for that, sexual harassment isn't an issue here.	1.3298	0.06123	94	69	19	6
947	Your 10:00 o'clock is A2 to C3.	1.3298	0.06660	94	72	13	9
948	On the internet, nobody knows you're a knight.	1.3297	0.06063	91	66	20	5
949	This red tape is medieval.	1.3297	0.06640	91	69	14	8
950	Sir, could you please lower the bridge over the moat, Uber is here with our lunch.	1.3295	0.06201	88	64	19	5
951	No Susan; it stays on until the haircut grows out.	1.3295	0.06609	88	66	15	7
952	We need to move the damsel to 3, and the sword is still not budging.	1.3294	0.06775	85	64	14	7
953	Before we begin could you get me a cup of coffee? ... Oh, and a little WD-40 on the side?	1.3286	0.05114	140	104	26	10
954	It's time to lose your workplace armor.	1.3284	0.05378	134	101	22	11
955	We want to reassure you that our corporate culture encourages vulnerability	1.3282	0.05018	131	95	29	7
956	You do know that 'Dragon of Wall Street' is just a nickname?	1.3279	0.05636	122	92	20	10
957	Miss Jones, this is not the type of page I requested.	1.3279	0.05263	122	89	26	7
958	My pronouns are "thine" and "thou"	1.3277	0.05483	119	88	23	8
959	I thought you should take the first stab at it.	1.3277	0.05352	119	87	25	7
960	Here's a list of everyone who submitted a caption with the phrase "knight shift" in it. I want them all murdered.	1.3276	0.06095	116	90	14	12
961	And so is the NDA.	1.3274	0.05684	113	84	21	8
962	Welcome to security, how may I be of service?	1.3273	0.05646	110	81	22	7
963	When they said iron man naturally I thought athlete.	1.3273	0.05496	110	80	24	6
964	You want the guy in the bubble. Two desks over.	1.3271	0.05905	107	80	19	8
965	I assure you, Will Smith has left the building.	1.3271	0.05905	107	80	19	8
966	It’s not that kind of hostile takeover.	1.3267	0.05648	101	73	23	5
967	I have my performance review this afternoon.	1.3267	0.05988	101	75	19	7
968	I'm Lance, Head of Security	1.3265	0.05761	98	71	22	5
969	No, this is Payroll. HR is the Angel of Death.	1.3265	0.06285	98	74	16	8
970	90 words a minute is good. How about on horseback?	1.3265	0.05761	98	71	22	5
971	It was either this or another company golf shirt.	1.3263	0.06427	95	72	15	8
972	Is the conference room available? I have an issue I want to round-table.	1.3263	0.06599	95	73	13	9
973	I just need to figure out my bathroom breaks.	1.3263	0.06250	95	71	17	7
974	Once you slay the dragon, it's all downhill from there.	1.3261	0.06931	92	72	10	10
975	They've thrown down the gauntlet, sir.	1.3258	0.06347	89	66	17	6
976	Some say our hiring practices are rather Byzantine.	1.3258	0.05931	89	64	21	4
977	Six feet, please!	1.3254	0.04890	126	90	31	5
978	You don’t need to call me Sir.	1.3252	0.05227	123	90	26	7
979	Are you ready for your six month evaluation?	1.3248	0.05800	117	89	18	10
980	...and if the Green Knight calls, I'm not in.	1.3248	0.05540	117	87	22	8
981	Have the interns finished digging the moat?	1.3247	0.06521	77	56	17	4
982	I may have misunderstood “Save the prints.”	1.3246	0.05910	114	87	17	10
983	And then, of course, there’s your noon meeting with Will Smith.	1.3243	0.06025	111	85	16	10
984	I’ve already told you, challenging your peers to a duel is not an overtime elegible event.	1.3243	0.05145	111	79	28	4
985	You certainly are thin-skinned!	1.3241	0.05708	108	80	21	7
986	On vellum, Ms. Davis. Did I or did I not specify on vellum?	1.3241	0.05555	108	79	23	6
987	It's casual Friday.	1.3241	0.05858	108	81	19	8
988	Chivalry is alive and kicking. It’s these sales results that are dead.	1.3235	0.05938	102	76	19	7
989	I thought it was a typo when the ad said looking for knight shift work.	1.3235	0.05938	102	76	19	7
990	I don't understand why you are so up in arms about it.	1.3235	0.05772	102	75	21	6
991	Your jousting experience is a little thin.	1.3233	0.05288	133	100	23	10
992	Can you play Fortnite?	1.3232	0.06393	99	76	14	9
993	Three months salary, four horses, a remote parcel of land, and I get to keep the computer? Maryanne, I’m not leaving.	1.3232	0.05712	99	72	22	5
994	Sorry. I thought you were Will Smith.	1.3229	0.06369	96	73	15	8
995	I see you’ve steeled yourself in expectation of your negative review.	1.3228	0.05109	127	93	27	7
996	They were out of Teflon.	1.3226	0.06146	93	69	18	6
997	We prefer to meet around a table.	1.3226	0.05191	124	91	26	7
998	Working from the castle was too isolating.	1.3226	0.05547	93	66	24	3
999	You are not as shiny as I had imagined	1.3223	0.04726	121	88	29	4
1000	What can I say? I thought Armani was armor in Italian.	1.3222	0.06085	90	66	19	5
1001	Clarify what you mean when you say get the mail.	1.3218	0.06436	87	65	16	6
1002	Sir, may we take separate horses to the meeting this time?	1.3217	0.05119	143	108	24	11
1003	Oh, this? We have an intramural jousting team.”	1.3214	0.05262	112	81	26	5
1004	Medieval Mondays isn't a thing, sir.	1.3214	0.06374	84	62	17	5
1005	Congratulations on crossing the moat.	1.3214	0.06595	84	63	15	6
1006	This is 2022. You cannot address the client as ‘fair maiden’.	1.3214	0.07016	84	65	11	8
1007	The dragon brought his lawyer.	1.3214	0.06809	84	64	13	7
1008	I know Halloween is over, but I can't get it off.	1.3214	0.06595	84	63	15	6
1009	This isn't what I meant by working nights.	1.3212	0.04852	137	100	30	7
1010	Yes, I did take an axe to your budget.	1.3211	0.05194	109	78	27	4
1011	It’s throwback Thursday.	1.3210	0.06042	81	60	17	4
1012	First, you'll need a special visa for the Holy Land	1.3210	0.07207	81	63	10	8
1013	Sir, staff is complaining that your management style is a bit Medieval."	1.3210	0.06042	81	58	20	3
1014	I hate working knights.	1.3209	0.05146	134	100	25	9
1015	Sorry, the squeaking wasn’t a problem when we we’re working from home.	1.3208	0.05615	106	78	22	6
1016	In five years, I see myself on a quest. Then, a desk job.	1.3204	0.06203	103	79	15	9
1017	At least I'm back in the office.	1.3204	0.05888	103	77	19	7
1018	I told you I only work knights.	1.3204	0.06048	103	78	17	8
1019	I’ll be ‘ on time’ when you get security to lose the metal detector “	1.3204	0.06203	103	79	15	9
1020	No, it will not protect you from the coronavirus, nor will it protect you from an English longbow.	1.3203	0.05426	128	97	21	10
1021	Afraid of a new COVID strain?	1.3203	0.04952	128	95	26	7
1022	Oh, this is a typo. You want Theo Knight, next office over.	1.3200	0.05279	125	93	24	8
1023	Personally, I like it, but Bob in HR thinks you’re being too defensive.	1.3200	0.05664	100	73	22	5
1024	Me? Defensive?	1.3200	0.06010	100	75	18	7
1025	I'll have you know my password is very protected.	1.3200	0.05840	100	74	20	6
1026	After two years of working from the castle, it’s great to be back in the office. But I’m still going to take precautions.	1.3197	0.05109	122	89	27	6
1027	I'm suffering the slings and arrows of middle management.	1.3197	0.05368	122	91	23	8
1028	Sorry, I'm a little bit rusty.	1.3196	0.05778	97	71	21	5
1029	A cloth mask would suffice to prevent the spread of COVID.	1.3194	0.04479	144	103	36	5
1030	The pen may be mightier, but the sword goes snicker-snack.	1.3191	0.06455	94	72	14	8
1031	The last applicant went all medieval on me.	1.3191	0.05899	94	69	20	5
1032	Is this letter chain mail? Ba da bump.	1.3190	0.05421	116	86	23	7
1033	It didn't work against the Black Plague and it's not going to work against COVID!	1.3187	0.06420	91	69	15	7
1034	What makes you think I'm so defensive?	1.3187	0.06790	91	71	11	9
1035	Well, you asked for an iron-clad agreement, didn't you?	1.3187	0.06420	91	69	15	7
1036	Working the knight shift grows on you.	1.3186	0.05223	113	82	26	5
1037	But my offer letter says I could have a round table.	1.3186	0.05373	113	83	24	6
1038	I'm sorry, sir, but there are supply chain problems with obtaining your favorite oil.	1.3182	0.05155	110	79	27	4
1039	This might take a while, I'm a little rusty.	1.3182	0.05469	110	81	23	6
1040	Officer Murphy says your steed is unloading fertilizer without a license.	1.3182	0.06574	88	67	14	7
1041	They've sent me in as part of the corporate rescue package.	1.3182	0.05620	110	82	21	7
1042	You call it a crusade, we call it a project.	1.3182	0.05314	110	80	25	5
1043	You know working as a teacher at our inner city school is a very dangerous assignment?	1.3182	0.06574	88	67	14	7
1044	HR removed the round table.	1.3182	0.06164	88	65	18	5
1045	Don’t mind my armor, I’m just a germaphobe.	1.3182	0.06574	88	67	14	7
1046	I'm handing in my resignation because you don't pay me enough to tolerate your chastity-belt Fridays	1.3178	0.06027	107	82	16	9
1047	So where's your mask?	1.3178	0.06171	107	83	14	10
1048	It’s not round and you’re not Guinevere.	1.3176	0.06309	85	63	17	5
1049	You think you have the grit to serve on the Knight shift?	1.3175	0.07445	63	47	12	4
1050	Do you see yourself leading a charge or retreating?	1.3175	0.04867	126	94	26	6
1051	Have you seen my quill?	1.3173	0.05339	104	75	25	4
1052	Please tell him I was just jousting	1.3173	0.05840	104	78	19	7
1053	Back in the day, we never worked knights.	1.3171	0.06693	82	62	14	6
1054	...but I don't want to work knight shifts. My training was for the Ivory Tower.	1.3171	0.06915	82	63	12	7
1055	Can I help you?	1.3171	0.05204	123	91	25	7
1056	Sir , I told you once a knight is enough	1.3171	0.06227	82	60	18	4
1057	I find your approach to be a little outdated	1.3168	0.06123	101	77	16	8
1058	Iron clad contracts. That’s what we expect at this law firm.	1.3167	0.05674	120	92	18	10
1059	I manage our department's slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.	1.3167	0.05674	120	92	18	10
1060	Polishing armor was not in my job description	1.3165	0.06630	79	59	15	5
1061	Valet parking is bringing up your steed.	1.3165	0.05850	79	56	21	2
1062	We're ordering in....wild boar on rye, hold the mustard?	1.3163	0.06085	98	74	17	7
1063	Sorry for the squeaking noises. I have an appointment with my blacksmith later this afternoon.	1.3163	0.05542	98	71	23	4
1064	Ok, Shirley. Let's get started with the annual staff evaluations.	1.3163	0.06085	98	74	17	7
1065	It doesn't stop a pink slip	1.3163	0.05909	98	73	19	6
1066	Ready for court?	1.3158	0.05022	95	66	28	1
1067	Just so you know, I'm wearing a chastity belt.	1.3158	0.07061	76	58	12	6
1068	I get that you’re going to ask for a raise today.	1.3158	0.05847	95	70	20	5
1069	Do you need your moat pass validated?	1.3158	0.06396	95	73	14	8
1070	Well, everyone feels like going back to the office is medieval, too!	1.3158	0.06035	95	71	18	6
1071	They are waiting for you in the boardroom.	1.3154	0.04888	130	95	29	6
1072	I'm sorry Mr. Jones, Cosplay Friday is tomorrow.	1.3153	0.05721	111	84	19	8
1073	Speaking of dragons, you're fired.	1.3152	0.05972	92	68	19	5
1074	No, I've never heard of Full Body Contact Chess...why do you ask?	1.3152	0.06545	92	71	13	8
1075	I plan to get medieval on the to-do list today, Roz.	1.3152	0.05338	92	65	25	2
1076	From now on, you will no longer have to pick up my dry cleaning.	1.3152	0.05769	92	67	21	4
1077	I have a meeting with the tenured faculty.	1.3152	0.06359	92	70	15	7
1078	You're going to have to move the jousting to another day. I've got the Round Table gang at noon and then we've got the Holy Grail internet search all afternoon.	1.3151	0.04737	146	108	30	8
1079	I said I needed someone for the night shift.	1.3150	0.05208	127	95	24	8
1080	I will defend your honor, my lady, once you complete the proper forms in triplicate.	1.3148	0.06261	108	85	12	11
1081	I'd love to help you shift files today but my joints are acting up again.	1.3148	0.05368	108	79	24	5
1082	What's this Guinevere, casual friday?	1.3148	0.05831	108	82	18	8
1083	I know a thing or two about headcount reduction.	1.3148	0.05681	108	81	20	7
1084	When I said you'd be working the night shift...	1.3146	0.05892	89	65	20	4
1085	Security is calling, Sir. It seems to have something to do with the metal detector at the entrance.	1.3146	0.06311	89	67	16	6
1086	I miss work from castle.	1.3146	0.06510	89	68	14	7
1087	He's not scaling the ramparts. He's just washing the windows.	1.3146	0.06311	89	67	16	6
1088	They said the pen was mightier than the sword	1.3143	0.05631	105	78	21	6
1089	These numbers are going to be tough to defend.	1.3143	0.04764	140	103	30	7
1090	I can see you really mean that ironclad guarantee you give in the contract	1.3140	0.05120	121	89	26	6
1091	I handle all the outdated systems.	1.3140	0.06462	86	65	15	6
1092	Now joust a minute!	1.3139	0.04942	137	102	27	8
1093	If you want a knighthood, you better hurry. The queen is 95.	1.3137	0.05908	102	77	18	7
1094	My fair lady, this is not worth the parchment upon which it is scribed!	1.3137	0.05908	102	77	18	7
1095	I SAID, “THE MASK MANDATE IS OVER, SIR”	1.3136	0.05342	118	88	23	7
1096	Bill, I can promise you that "corporate headhunters" is a metaphor.	1.3133	0.07053	83	65	10	8
1097	I see you are ready for the diversity training.	1.3133	0.05667	83	59	22	2
1098	The only solution I see is archery.	1.3133	0.06623	83	63	14	6
1099	You don't have to be so literal about the archaic rules in this company.	1.3131	0.05679	99	73	21	5
1100	Anticipating a little blow back in the meeting, Sir?	1.3131	0.06031	99	75	17	7
1101	Your two o’clock joust is stuck in traffic and may need to reschedule.	1.3131	0.06200	99	76	15	8
1102	Any experience with organizing roundtables?	1.3130	0.05435	115	86	22	7
1103	That contract is ironclad.	1.3130	0.05293	115	85	24	6
1104	I'm trying to find who ordered lubricant on the corporate credit card	1.3130	0.05435	115	86	22	7
1105	I am slain by your resumé.	1.3130	0.05435	115	86	22	7
1106	I hate to bother you, but could you please pour the coffee in my visor.	1.3130	0.05093	131	98	25	8
1107	When you are asking me if I am am willing to work nights, how exactly are you spelling it?	1.3130	0.04857	131	96	29	6
1108	Sir, they've tried several times, but they say they just can't get through.	1.3130	0.05093	131	98	25	8
1109	Thanks for taking my knight shift.	1.3125	0.05795	96	71	20	5
1110	Yes, the job is for the knight shift.	1.3125	0.05234	112	82	25	5
1111	How's knight school?	1.3125	0.06313	80	59	17	4
1112	Shouldn’t you be at the round table?	1.3125	0.05386	112	83	23	6
1113	I love being back in the office. Why do you ask"	1.3125	0.07025	80	62	11	7
1114	It says here on your resume you use to work at a lube center	1.3125	0.05533	112	84	21	7
1115	Taco Tuesday, you want anything?	1.3125	0.06057	80	58	19	3
1116	I really appreciate your commitment to working at knight time.	1.3125	0.05602	96	70	22	4
1117	The pickleball thing is over. I’m moving on to jousting.	1.3119	0.05785	109	83	18	8
1118	I thought the job would be right for me because I am also middle aged.	1.3118	0.06661	93	73	11	9
1119	Did you remember the straw?	1.3118	0.06111	93	70	17	6
1120	I see you’re all dressed up for the round table discussion we’re having today.	1.3117	0.06473	77	57	16	4
1121	Overdressed for the weather!	1.3113	0.04900	106	75	29	2
1122	No you can’t call me Guinevere even if it is freaky Friday around here	1.3113	0.05899	106	81	17	8
1123	It's casual Friday. I'm wearing Under Armour.	1.3111	0.06047	90	67	18	5
1124	Mr. Arthur says the meeting at the Round Table starts in ten minutes.	1.3111	0.05837	90	66	20	4
1125	Join Upper Management for a round table discussion re next-level synergy." Strewth, Mabel, my time has come	1.3109	0.05303	119	93	17	9
1126	Day shift work was bad enough, but this knight shift is killing me.	1.3108	0.07434	74	58	9	7
1127	Best diet I’ve ever done.	1.3107	0.05349	103	78	20	5
1128	My other Covid mask is in the laundry.	1.3107	0.05694	103	77	20	6
1129	You need to call HR. There's an issue with your ID photo.	1.3103	0.06603	87	67	13	7
1130	Please tell me you are not planning to "go medieval" in the staff meeting again.	1.3103	0.05965	87	64	19	4
1131	I don't think a dragon should be able to report me to Human Resources	1.3103	0.06397	87	66	15	6
1132	Dress for the position you want, they told me.	1.3103	0.05395	116	87	22	7
1133	We'll cross that moat when we get to it	1.3103	0.06397	87	66	15	6
1134	It can't be that dark, sir.	1.3103	0.05254	116	86	24	6
1135	Why do I always get put in charge of the hostile takeovers?	1.3100	0.06146	100	77	15	8
1136	No, its regular mail. not chain mail.	1.3100	0.05449	100	73	23	4
1137	I need these updated and back on my desk in a fortnight.	1.3100	0.06146	100	77	15	8
1138	This day is really dragon.	1.3097	0.05345	113	84	23	6
1139	It's the revised estimate for the repairs to the Drawbridge.	1.3095	0.05221	126	95	23	8
1140	Sir, it's time to meet the boss.	1.3093	0.05744	97	72	20	5
1141	We wish you every success and would like to thank you for your years of service.	1.3091	0.05883	110	85	16	9
1142	I guess I’m feeling a LITTLE anxious about coming back to work in person.	1.3091	0.05125	110	80	26	4
1143	Can you also shine armor?	1.3091	0.05739	110	84	18	8
1144	Can you bring me a black coffee please? And find the holy grail and serve it in that.	1.3091	0.05441	110	82	22	6
1145	I told you that you'd have to work knights this week	1.3089	0.05180	123	92	24	7
1146	I’m glad to be back at the office, too, Helen, but I’m not sure the Covid threat is behind us.	1.3086	0.05994	81	59	19	3
1147	The staff elected me to tell you...Medieval Friday is TOMORROW.	1.3085	0.06055	94	71	17	6
1148	I'll take this off as soon as you stop using Word 2003.	1.3085	0.05665	94	69	21	4
1149	This isn't a fort, knight.	1.3084	0.05541	107	80	21	6
1150	Yes, I am fully aware of the company's mask mandate policy.	1.3084	0.05379	107	79	23	5
1151	Isn’t it time you took a knight off?	1.3084	0.05379	107	79	23	5
1152	I know, but I'm accustomed to my mask outfits now.	1.3084	0.05541	107	80	21	6
1153	Let me guess: first night shift?	1.3084	0.06145	107	84	13	10
1154	That won't protect you from phishing attacks, you know.	1.3083	0.05525	120	92	19	9
1155	All cartoon editors start this way.	1.3083	0.05131	120	89	25	6
1156	I see you're ready for us to bounce a few things off of you.	1.3077	0.05333	130	100	20	10
1157	Will Smith is here to see you, Chris	1.3077	0.05753	117	91	16	10
1158	It's for the medieval coronavirus variant	1.3077	0.06122	104	81	14	9
1159	So you’re telling me ‘thou’, ‘thee,’ and ‘thine’ are antiquated pronouns?	1.3077	0.05624	117	90	18	9
1160	No, we don't have a fax machine. What century do you live in?	1.3077	0.06385	91	70	14	7
1161	No , I said we need to increase out 'night' security.	1.3077	0.06122	104	81	14	9
1162	I’m the new freelancer.	1.3077	0.05355	117	88	22	7
1163	I don’t do windmills, sir.	1.3077	0.06190	91	69	16	6
1164	Can you call I.T.? I accidentally downloaded a plague.	1.3077	0.05479	104	77	22	5
1165	Is it just me,or is this place too modern for you?	1.3077	0.06657	78	59	14	5
1166	Bring me the Lancelot file.	1.3077	0.06573	91	71	12	8
1167	Dressing like an android will not protect you from being replaced by a robot.	1.3068	0.06124	88	66	17	5
1168	Is the bridge over the moat up or down today sir?	1.3068	0.06124	88	66	17	5
1169	Are you willing to work knight shift?	1.3067	0.06569	75	56	15	4
1170	What is this? Chain mail?	1.3067	0.06288	75	55	17	3
1171	Yes, I do miss working from home. What makes you ask?	1.3067	0.06837	75	57	13	5
1172	I hope you feel that our office is a safe space.	1.3063	0.05399	111	83	22	6
1173	Have you had any damsel experience?	1.3061	0.06223	98	76	14	8
1174	Preparing for your performance review, Frank?	1.3061	0.05694	98	75	17	6
1175	We're back to casual Fridays, Carl.	1.3059	0.06268	85	64	16	5
1176	Would you have my horse braided with red pom-poms today?	1.3059	0.06268	85	64	16	5
1177	You're not getting what we do here at Under Armor, are you Frank?	1.3059	0.06268	85	64	16	5
1178	How do you think I broke the glass ceiling?	1.3058	0.05358	121	92	21	8
1179	New variant.	1.3056	0.05652	108	82	19	7
1180	No Stan, it is not business casual Elizabethan era day.	1.3056	0.05950	108	84	15	9
1181	I just feel safer with a mask on.	1.3053	0.06184	95	73	15	7
1182	I haven’t been vaccinated but I am well protected. Where is your mask?	1.3053	0.05810	95	71	19	5
1183	No, I'm not feeling insecure today. Why do you ask?	1.3053	0.06000	95	72	17	6
1184	As you can see, I’m extremely well-suited for the job.	1.3053	0.05614	95	70	21	4
1185	It's casual not castle Friday.	1.3049	0.06873	82	64	11	7
1186	I don't think you can see the big picture Mr. Smithers	1.3049	0.06873	82	64	11	7
1187	Welcome to Camelot, how may I help you?	1.3049	0.06420	82	62	15	5
1188	How do I know you're you?	1.3049	0.05673	82	59	21	2
1189	That is not a mask - it's a visor.	1.3049	0.06420	82	62	15	5
1190	New security measures since Tom got hacked.	1.3049	0.06651	82	63	13	6
1191	I know switching careers is rough, but please stop referring to me as “My Liege” in meetings.	1.3048	0.05263	105	77	24	4
1192	It's called a hobby, Lisa. What have you been doing these last two years?	1.3048	0.05263	105	77	24	4
1193	And I thought I had a rough night	1.3048	0.05918	105	81	16	8
1194	I asked for a rounder desk.	1.3047	0.04778	128	94	29	5
1195	I can fit you in after my three o'clock with Will Smith.	1.3043	0.06324	92	71	14	7
1196	New cyber security vendor?	1.3043	0.06324	92	71	14	7
1197	The night shift doesn't require a uniform.	1.3043	0.05816	115	90	15	10
1198	'Now I think you're being silly.'	1.3043	0.05265	115	86	23	6
1199	The back stabbing around this place is serious.	1.3043	0.05934	92	69	18	5
1200	You don't seem to have any trebuchet experience.	1.3043	0.06132	92	70	16	6
1201	I’m due in court.	1.3043	0.05517	92	67	22	3
1202	It’s a harassment suit.	1.3043	0.06132	92	70	16	6
1203	In your case, maybe chivalry should stay dead.	1.3043	0.06627	69	51	15	3
1204	Margaret, we're OK with the Iron Lady outfit, but you need to be oiled	1.3043	0.05548	115	88	19	8
1205	It's a takeover bid from Armour.	1.3039	0.05358	102	75	23	4
1206	I understand the virus is returning.	1.3039	0.05877	102	78	17	7
1207	I'm working the knight shift, now.	1.3039	0.05709	102	77	19	6
1208	All this because you spilled soup on your suit?	1.3039	0.06198	102	80	13	9
1209	Sir, it's a report on slings and arrows.	1.3039	0.05358	102	75	23	4
1210	No, this policy does not cover rust protection.	1.3036	0.05357	112	84	22	6
1211	Miss Smith could you find me a can opener. Thank you.	1.3034	0.05851	89	66	19	4
1212	What would you say is the most "adversarial situation" in your career to date?	1.3034	0.06065	89	67	17	5
1213	I never said I would work knights.	1.3034	0.06065	89	67	17	5
1214	I'm sorry Miss Jones, but we're looking for a more tradition-minded candidate.	1.3034	0.06272	89	68	15	6
1215	I need a squire, not a page.	1.3030	0.05824	99	75	18	6
1216	I'm sorry, I don't work knights.	1.3030	0.05998	99	76	16	7
1217	This covers the entire Greek alphabet of viruses.	1.3030	0.05459	99	73	22	4
1218	Steve, you’re being far too defensive about this.	1.3030	0.05644	99	74	20	5
1219	Lately, you seem more defensive.	1.3028	0.05453	109	82	21	6
1220	We've decided to let you return to working from home.	1.3026	0.07260	76	60	9	7
1221	How do you mean, 'a guarded personality'?	1.3026	0.07014	76	59	11	6
1222	As part of HR's "welcome back to the new you," we have three roles for women: peasant, artisan, and nun. Any of those sound good?	1.3026	0.07260	76	60	9	7
1223	My quill please!	1.3025	0.05000	119	88	26	5
1224	It’s the TIN95. Full body protection.	1.3023	0.05747	86	63	20	3
1225	Accounting has a few questions about your miscellaneous expenses.	1.3023	0.05980	86	64	18	4
1226	Yes I can work knights.	1.3021	0.05946	96	73	17	6
1227	We’ll need a round table for the meeting.	1.3021	0.05155	96	69	25	2
1228	How did you get past the moat?	1.3019	0.05221	106	78	24	4
1229	It’s quite challenging with the elevator broken.	1.3019	0.05869	106	82	16	8
1230	I am ready for my Will Smith appointment.	1.3019	0.06020	106	83	14	9
1231	Our motto is “Chivalry is alive and well.”	1.3019	0.05555	106	80	20	6
1232	They eliminated the mask mandate in the office. I decided to go for maximum protection.	1.3017	0.04617	116	83	31	2
1233	It's nice to be back in the office, right? I didn't love being re-moat	1.3014	0.06948	73	56	12	5
1234	I'm going to need a sword and a stone.	1.3012	0.06117	83	62	17	4
1235	Your liege sir. Order in for lunch	1.3012	0.06353	83	63	15	5
1236	I dread to think what you will be wearing on casual friday.	1.3012	0.06580	83	64	13	6
1237	Would you like to take a knight on the town	1.3012	0.06800	83	65	11	7
1238	Well, they were out of N-95s.	1.3012	0.05872	83	61	19	3
1239	I decided on whimsical for my return to the work site.	1.3012	0.06353	83	63	15	5
1240	It's your defensiveness.	1.3012	0.06580	83	64	13	6
1241	I’m bald and prone to violence.	1.3011	0.05467	93	68	22	3
1242	Skip the formalities, just call me sir.	1.3011	0.06074	93	71	16	6
1243	Here's the roundtable agenda.	1.3011	0.05677	93	69	20	4
1244	Welcome to Lancelot Industries, Ms. Guinevere. We think you'll fit right in.	1.3011	0.06074	93	71	16	6
1245	Well, most people just wear a mask & practice social distancing	1.3011	0.06074	93	71	16	6
1246	I like your new suit.	1.3010	0.04943	103	76	24	3
1247	Yeah, I don't think thats what the boss meant when he said we're "Going medieval on them".	1.3010	0.05314	103	76	23	4
1248	Can't we find a literate serf to do this?	1.3009	0.05463	113	86	20	7
1249	I´m adapting well, but I did feel more comfortable working the knight shift	1.3008	0.04608	123	89	31	3
1250	After working from home for months I feel a little rusty.	1.3008	0.05024	123	92	25	6
1251	What time is my meeting where I announce the salary cuts?	1.3000	0.06751	80	62	12	6
1252	Great, now put this on a scroll and shout it at me.	1.3000	0.06113	100	78	14	8
1253	Do you have any WD-40?	1.3000	0.05596	100	75	20	5
1254	I lost my tinfoil hat	1.3000	0.06512	80	61	14	5
1255	I dress like my contracts: ironclad.	1.3000	0.05093	110	81	25	4
1256	Good morning good knight.	1.3000	0.05795	90	67	19	4
1257	I thought we weren’t wearing suits anymore	1.3000	0.06981	80	63	10	7
1258	I know we hired you as a crusading lawyer , but I'm afraid your jousting sticks are blocking the fire escape	1.3000	0.05239	120	91	22	7
1259	I'm sorry to have to tell you that your job is being outsourced to India.	1.3000	0.06751	80	62	12	6
1260	Consider this a warning,your hair violates our company dress code policy.	1.3000	0.06211	90	69	15	6
1261	Don't define me by my fender!	1.3000	0.06409	90	70	13	7
1262	'I saw Will Smith, BA2, Putin, Ginni Thomas, Ted Cruz, and all these other horrible things in the news and figured, what the hell?"	1.2992	0.05039	127	96	24	7
1263	I’m here to speak with the night manager	1.2991	0.05667	107	82	18	7
1264	so first my skirt is too short, now this is 'too much' ?	1.2990	0.05707	97	73	19	5
1265	Well then, Peg, assemble the oval table.	1.2990	0.05516	97	72	21	4
1266	You might want to google “metaphor” before it rains.	1.2990	0.06246	97	76	13	8
1267	HR said to tell you, Chivalry is dead.	1.2990	0.05707	97	73	19	5
1268	Do you understand casual Friday?	1.2990	0.05516	97	72	21	4
1269	No, if we hire you, a mask will suffice	1.2990	0.05892	97	74	17	6
1270	Let me guess: You don't want to be judged by YOUR appearance?	1.2989	0.06356	87	67	14	6
1271	I'm ready for my meeting with Will Smith.	1.2989	0.06563	87	68	12	7
1272	Well Mr. Jones, a "steely disposition" is just a saying.	1.2987	0.06682	77	59	13	5
1273	He says he's here to apologize. Man up, Chris.	1.2984	0.04719	124	91	29	4
1274	You know I take my oaths very seriously.	1.2984	0.04856	124	92	27	5
1275	I have decided to bring the suit back to the office.	1.2982	0.05421	114	87	20	7
1276	I was wondering if you happen to have a can opener in your desk drawer.	1.2981	0.05778	104	80	17	7
1277	I do my best work at knight.	1.2979	0.06018	94	72	16	6
1278	I've worked in Human Resources for thirty years. Why do you ask?	1.2979	0.06205	94	73	14	7
1279	I know you've been here forever, Lance, but the company is modernizing. We need someone to protect us against cyber attacks.	1.2979	0.05202	94	68	24	2
1280	After two weeks' sick leave? The smart money is saying you got a suntan in there.	1.2979	0.06205	94	73	14	7
1281	A nonfat 3 pump vanilla latte, a nonfat 3 pump vanilla latte, my kingdom for a nonfat 3 pump vanilla latte!	1.2976	0.06287	84	66	12	6
1282	I spend the morning slaying the office dragon and you couldn't even grab me a latte?	1.2976	0.06511	84	65	13	6
1283	The role of damsel has been Eliminated.	1.2976	0.05813	84	62	19	3
1284	Are you okay with Medieval Mondays?	1.2976	0.06728	84	66	11	7
1285	Miss Guinevere, is it? As you can see, we take our branding seriously here at Bors, Galahad, & Percival.	1.2973	0.05519	111	85	19	7
1286	I can’t believe they put me on the knight shift!	1.2973	0.05368	111	84	21	6
1287	I’m sorry you can’t drink coffee.	1.2970	0.05724	101	77	18	6
1288	For the umpteenth time, my name is not Guinevere.	1.2967	0.05524	91	67	21	3
1289	Didn't you get the memo? It says we should prepare ourselves for a hostile takeover.	1.2967	0.05524	91	67	21	3
1290	The Alibaba Travel Agency called. Your Crusade has been canceled.	1.2967	0.06536	91	72	11	8
1291	The table in the conference room is more of an oval.	1.2967	0.05949	91	69	17	5
1292	What's important is that I look the part.	1.2966	0.05150	118	89	23	6
1293	I don't remember making this many charges.	1.2963	0.05622	108	83	18	7
1294	I see you’ve been reading about the new Covid variant.	1.2963	0.06677	81	63	12	6
1295	We’re ALL afraid of Covid!	1.2963	0.06197	81	61	16	4
1296	As the scrolls outline, the catapult is a capital expense while beheadings are entertainment write-offs.	1.2963	0.06904	81	64	10	7
1297	My first assignment would be to make it into SHINING armor.	1.2960	0.05208	125	98	18	9
1298	Any updates on the moat permit?	1.2959	0.05468	98	73	21	4
1299	Some of the staff are questioning whether you're a team player.	1.2959	0.05657	98	74	19	5
1300	Faxing this seems a bit archaic... doesn't it?	1.2959	0.05272	98	72	23	3
1301	Yes, you wanted to talk about my open-door policy...	1.2959	0.06190	98	77	13	8
1302	Approachable vibe, Chris?	1.2959	0.05657	98	74	19	5
1303	The dragon will see you now.	1.2959	0.05468	98	73	21	4
1304	I could use some help reading this.	1.2958	0.06467	71	53	15	3
1305	On your way back, if you don't mind, I have a couple suits at the cleaners.	1.2958	0.06771	71	54	13	4
1306	If you want this job, you have to be willing to work the knight shift.	1.2955	0.06082	88	67	16	5
1307	My balls are really sweaty in here!	1.2955	0.06497	88	69	12	7
1308	No, I can't take on more work. I'm already working knights.	1.2955	0.06293	88	68	14	6
1309	Yeah, I can’t wait to see you in GI Jane, too.	1.2955	0.05349	132	104	17	11
1310	I'm not looking for my knight in shining armor, I'm just here to pick up my paycheck.	1.2955	0.06082	88	67	16	5
1311	The 2022 plan is bullet proof Karen	1.2952	0.05567	105	80	19	6
1312	There is an elderly man here to see you claiming you have his sword.	1.2952	0.05400	105	79	21	5
1313	Just getting ready for the budget meeting!	1.2952	0.05228	105	81	19	5
1314	I see you opted out of the group health care.	1.2952	0.05730	105	81	17	7
1315	While I'm cool with the armor I thought the moat and portcullis a bit much.	1.2949	0.06854	78	61	11	6
1316	Did you say you’re fortified or 45?	1.2949	0.07093	78	62	9	7
1317	It's a memo from HR again, complaining my skirt is too short.	1.2949	0.06607	78	60	13	5
1318	Can I do this tomorrow? I’ve got to get home before it rains.	1.2949	0.06082	78	58	17	3
1319	I've worked my way up from the mail department.	1.2949	0.06607	78	60	13	5
1320	Your resume seems to be a little outdated.	1.2947	0.05574	95	71	20	4
1321	I feel like I've been kept in the dark about this.	1.2947	0.05370	95	70	22	3
1322	Don't "good knight" me	1.2946	0.05476	112	86	19	7
1323	As a sister, I'm telling you, you can never let your guard down in this office.	1.2946	0.05476	112	86	19	7
1324	I figure I’ll wear it until the Omicron wave subsides.	1.2946	0.05174	112	84	23	5
1325	I see you have requested a transfer to the knight shift.	1.2946	0.05476	112	86	19	7
1326	I'm afraid of paper cuts.	1.2941	0.05501	102	77	20	5
1327	Miss Brookes, can you see if we have a round table?	1.2941	0.05126	136	106	20	10
1328	Bad night?	1.2941	0.06223	85	65	15	5
1329	It says here, 'short hand'... the result of a sword fight, I presume?	1.2941	0.06223	85	65	15	5
1330	It's in case you're here to slap me.	1.2941	0.06223	85	65	15	5
1331	Give me a minute. I’m almost done reenacting this report.	1.2941	0.05113	119	90	23	6
1332	I'm from the diversity and inclusion department. Could you at least provide me your gender?	1.2941	0.05322	102	76	22	4
1333	I said crunch the numbers, not slay them"	1.2941	0.05113	119	90	23	6
1334	The dress code memo recommends suites of Armani, as in Giorgio Armani.	1.2941	0.06223	85	65	15	5
1335	I don't see any experience jousting on your resume.	1.2941	0.05755	85	63	19	3
1336	I'm ready for your daily sarcastic comments now.	1.2941	0.05501	102	77	20	5
1337	Yes, it is a hostile take-over, but public relations has suggested that you dial it down a notch.	1.2941	0.06223	85	65	15	5
1338	Refresh me on these figures, I'm a bit rusty.	1.2941	0.06223	85	65	15	5
1339	So, management's pushing today's siege to 12:30. Should we order sandwiches?	1.2941	0.05501	102	77	20	5
1340	Schedule me for my sixth booster.	1.2936	0.05263	109	82	22	5
1341	Take your best shot.	1.2936	0.05422	109	83	20	6
1342	Pam, We're going to have to denote you to pawn.	1.2936	0.04929	109	80	26	3
1343	Fire breathing dragon on line 2 for you.	1.2936	0.05576	109	84	18	7
1344	I have to tell you that the constant clanking is getting on everyone's nerves.	1.2936	0.05099	109	81	24	4
1345	The magickal Windows hath quilled thy MapQuest, milady.	1.2936	0.05873	109	86	14	9
1346	Sir, no one is trying to unseat you.	1.2935	0.05687	92	69	19	4
1347	Prithee, tell my liege the Peterson report shall be ready anon. This I pledge.	1.2935	0.05893	92	70	17	5
1348	NO! I said we pay time and a half for working nights.	1.2935	0.05893	92	70	17	5
1349	It's all about a seat at the table.	1.2929	0.05227	99	73	23	3
1350	Just getting ready for Return to Office next week	1.2929	0.05964	99	77	15	7
1351	What's a five-letter word for chalice?	1.2929	0.05607	99	75	19	5
1352	I’m looking for vertical movement, my last job ended in a stalemate.	1.2929	0.05607	99	75	19	5
1353	You must be jousting.	1.2929	0.05420	99	74	21	4
1354	My last job had more adventure.	1.2929	0.05607	99	75	19	5
1355	Let me tell you about hostile work environments.	1.2927	0.06373	82	63	14	5
1356	Its called an Oxford comma! What are we, barbarians?	1.2927	0.06605	82	64	12	6
1357	Very impressive. But how is your swordsmanship?	1.2927	0.06373	82	63	14	5
1358	Sir, the Smithson letter is ready for your signature. Quill or stylus?	1.2927	0.06605	82	64	12	6
1359	Good night, Sir. Keep your guard up.	1.2927	0.06605	82	64	12	6
1360	My performance review is in twenty minutes, why do you ask?	1.2921	0.06231	89	69	14	6
1361	I’m ready now. Send her in.	1.2921	0.05806	89	67	18	4
1362	Steel yourself for bad news.	1.2921	0.06432	89	70	12	7
1363	I know it worked in the past but it won’t protect from today’s slings and arrows.	1.2921	0.06022	89	68	16	5
1364	I refer to our dress code as old fashioned, not medieval.	1.2921	0.05806	89	67	18	4
1365	The Board is waiting for you. sir.	1.2920	0.05286	113	86	21	6
1366	Some of the staff have found it difficult to relate to you	1.2917	0.06689	72	55	13	4
1367	Your annual review will be a trial by combat.	1.2917	0.05908	96	74	16	6
1368	The repair shop just called to let you know that your lance is ready.	1.2917	0.05719	96	73	18	5
1369	And what would you say is your strong suit?	1.2917	0.05719	96	73	18	5
1370	Why am I always the one asked to get supplies from the closet with the fire breathing dragon guarding it?	1.2917	0.07251	72	57	9	6
1371	I see your wife finally ironed your suit.	1.2917	0.06976	72	56	11	5
1372	Your father will see you now, Mr. Roy	1.2917	0.05112	96	70	24	2
1373	I thought you should know. I'm not wearing anything under my armor.	1.2917	0.05601	120	95	15	10
1374	Will Smith is here for your 9 am"	1.2917	0.06268	96	76	12	8
1375	Sir, I think thick skin will suffice.	1.2917	0.07251	72	57	9	6
1376	My kingdom for a day without meetings!	1.2917	0.05719	96	73	18	5
1377	Turns out, the Holy Grail was a 9-to-5 with healthcare and covered parking!	1.2917	0.05719	96	73	18	5
1378	There's a Lance here to see you.	1.2917	0.05322	96	71	22	3
1379	Yes, I''ll be wearing this outfit until I finish downsizing the company.	1.2913	0.04624	127	94	29	4
1380	I just started on the Knight shift!	1.2913	0.05955	103	81	14	8
1381	I’m afraid my evaluation of your performance reflects your ongoing struggles with courtliness.	1.2913	0.05278	103	77	22	4
1382	Mr. Smith to see you again, Sir. I believe you're expecting him?	1.2913	0.05793	103	80	16	7
1383	You're being transferred to Jousting. I assume you have a lance.	1.2913	0.05455	103	78	20	5
1384	Just FYI, Lance, we’ve gone mask optional.	1.2911	0.06280	79	60	15	4
1385	Great resume, but have you seen Excalibur?	1.2911	0.06534	79	61	13	5
1386	Welcome to "Game of Swivel Chairs."	1.2911	0.06534	79	61	13	5
1387	The price of rivets keep going up	1.2911	0.05740	79	58	19	2
1388	Actually no. Not when it rains	1.2909	0.05379	110	84	20	6
1389	It’s an iron clad contract.	1.2907	0.06159	86	66	15	5
1390	It's either this or a 4th booster shot.	1.2907	0.05933	86	65	17	4
1391	Preparing to foreclose on another castle, sir?	1.2907	0.05933	86	65	17	4
1392	Say it again!	1.2907	0.06378	86	67	13	6
1393	The new dress code says "business suit." This is my clever protest.	1.2907	0.05698	86	64	19	3
1394	Your quest, if you choose to accept it, is to find the one true binder.	1.2907	0.06589	86	68	11	7
1395	Your sword is ready, but they said you'll have to pick it up yourself."	1.2907	0.06589	86	68	11	7
1396	I think we had differing interpretations of you working nights.	1.2903	0.06226	93	73	13	7
1397	What is my secret? I've got two raises ever since they don't know I am a woman.	1.2903	0.06226	93	73	13	7
1398	I’m on a different kind of Crusade, that’s all.	1.2903	0.06035	93	72	15	6
1399	Lately, I've decided to embrace my role in life as a middle aged man.	1.2903	0.06035	93	72	15	6
1400	Do you always put two spaces between sentences?	1.2903	0.06226	93	73	13	7
1401	It's chain mail.	1.2903	0.05423	93	69	21	3
1402	I worked my way up from the Mail Room.	1.2900	0.05738	100	77	17	6
1403	I started out as a freelancer.	1.2900	0.05183	100	74	23	3
1404	Not what they meant by the night shift.	1.2900	0.05559	100	76	19	5
1405	Mr. Johnson, that is not what we meant by working nights.	1.2900	0.05738	100	77	17	6
1406	I, too, find this a hostile work environment.	1.2900	0.05738	100	77	17	6
1407	Simmons from the front desk just called up. He said some guy dressed up like the Lone Ranger just rode off on your horse.	1.2900	0.05374	100	75	21	4
1408	You're giving me a warning for wearing a suit on dress-down Friday?	1.2899	0.07753	69	56	6	7
1409	I understand your fear of retaliation, Ms Murphy, but at some point it really is simpler and easier to just report him to HR.	1.2895	0.06706	76	59	12	5
1410	Raise the cubicle tithe 15%.	1.2895	0.05246	114	87	21	6
1411	I'm sorry, boss. I'm a little rusty.	1.2895	0.05392	114	88	19	7
1412	Linda, all I can tell you is, make sure you read the entire sexual harassment policy.	1.2895	0.06706	76	59	12	5
1413	I don't want to give anybody my killer cold.	1.2892	0.05821	83	62	18	3
1414	Susan, this report is a Knightmare.	1.2892	0.06306	83	64	14	5
1415	No, Harold. Our HR policy expressly forbids chain mail texts.	1.2889	0.05964	90	69	16	5
1416	Suit yourself.	1.2889	0.05529	90	67	20	3
1417	This isn’t working the night shift means, Todd.	1.2889	0.06170	90	70	14	6
1418	I think we'd be more comfortable if you sat and I stood.	1.2889	0.05751	90	68	18	4
1419	We seem to be out of sealing wax	1.2889	0.06369	90	71	12	7
1420	I'm actually a nudist, but I'm trying to be accommodating since it's my first day.	1.2889	0.06369	90	71	12	7
1421	Regardless of your quest, I'll still need the Richard's proposal by the end of the day.	1.2887	0.06381	97	78	10	9
1422	Aren't you a little overprotected?	1.2887	0.05668	97	74	18	5
1423	I have to present at the Oscars	1.2887	0.05475	97	73	20	4
1424	Still unvaccinated and expecting a silver bullet, Sir?	1.2887	0.05668	97	74	18	5
1425	Email chains will henceforth be known as chainmail.	1.2887	0.05276	97	72	22	3
1426	I’m being groomed for Tax Collector.	1.2883	0.05488	111	86	18	7
1427	Great to be back in the office face to face!	1.2883	0.05337	111	85	20	6
1428	It's not a violation of the dress code. It's your clanking around.	1.2879	0.07406	66	52	9	5
1429	«May I help you, Sir?»	1.2877	0.06891	73	57	11	5
1430	Safety first.	1.2877	0.06609	73	56	13	4
1431	Hello…Hello…is anyone in there?	1.2875	0.05952	80	60	17	3
1432	I appreciate the valiant effort to secure a round desk.	1.2875	0.05952	80	60	17	3
1433	Any other work experience besides watching Castle on TV?"	1.2875	0.05680	80	59	19	2
1434	I ran out of N95s.	1.2875	0.06212	80	61	15	4
1435	Chris? Chris Rock?	1.2875	0.06934	80	64	9	7
1436	Yes. I do work in HR. How could you tell?	1.2874	0.06313	87	68	13	6
1437	I’m covering the knight shift	1.2874	0.06313	87	68	13	6
1438	I told them when I took this job; I don't work knights.	1.2874	0.06521	87	69	11	7
1439	All in a knight's work	1.2874	0.05874	87	66	17	4
1440	Because I heard you were in distress, madam.	1.2874	0.05642	87	65	19	3
1441	I got a meeting with Wil Smith later.	1.2874	0.06521	87	69	11	7
1442	Trying to bring “chivalry” back?	1.2874	0.05874	87	66	17	4
1443	I said send an email, not chain mail.	1.2872	0.05583	94	71	19	4
1444	That Arthurian variant of Covid that you read about on the Internet might just be a hoax.	1.2872	0.05978	94	73	15	6
1445	It's ironclad.	1.2872	0.05978	94	73	15	6
1446	Chill, it’s Firmware Friday!	1.2872	0.05374	94	70	21	3
1447	I'd be more comfortable working from home at my round table.	1.2872	0.05157	94	69	23	2
1448	Our policy is ironclad	1.2872	0.04930	94	68	25	1
1449	Your job is to be the human face.	1.2871	0.05511	101	77	19	5
1450	Grimes and Smolovitz in marketing wanted you to know they will be storming the castle from home today,sir.	1.2871	0.06188	101	81	11	9
1451	It's ok Chris, I told him you weren't here	1.2871	0.05511	101	77	19	5
1452	Can I borrow your pen? I left mine in my shirt pocket.	1.2871	0.04943	101	74	25	2
1453	I do not understand why Human Resources needs to speak with me in private.	1.2871	0.05328	101	76	21	4
1454	This is not a good day to ask for a raise.	1.2871	0.05328	101	76	21	4
1455	It would be easier if you could just develop some thick skin, sir, for your peer evaluation.	1.2870	0.05589	108	84	17	7
1456	There's an all-hands joust at 3:00.	1.2870	0.04904	115	86	25	4
1457	I'm sorry but we're looking for someone with jousting experience.	1.2870	0.05057	115	87	23	5
1458	Would you say that’s one of your strong suits?	1.2857	0.05696	91	69	18	4
1459	There is no such thing as a 'moat point'	1.2857	0.05083	119	91	22	6
1460	Welcome to Armor All.	1.2857	0.05618	98	75	18	5
1461	Too many Karens.	1.2857	0.05618	98	75	18	5
1462	Under dragon slaying skills you put none.	1.2857	0.05906	91	70	16	5
1463	Welcome to the mail room.	1.2857	0.05802	98	76	16	6
1464	I get being careful, but tell me again how you get through the airport TSA check.	1.2857	0.06005	84	64	16	4
1465	Just where did you read these CDC recommendations?	1.2857	0.04982	112	87	20	5
1466	Your three o’clock joust called. They’ll be a few minutes late.	1.2857	0.05696	91	69	18	4
1467	I've armored up for Monday	1.2857	0.06629	77	60	12	5
1468	Kent asked me to lead a hostile takeover	1.2857	0.06091	77	58	16	3
1469	So they haven't lifted the mandate yet from the plague ?	1.2857	0.06629	77	60	12	5
1470	I just don't think you're cut out for the knight shift	1.2857	0.05733	112	89	14	9
1471	Got stuck with the knight shift, huh?	1.2857	0.06895	84	68	8	8
1472	Sir, If you want my advice, I wouldn't touch it with a ten-foot pole.	1.2857	0.05533	105	81	18	6
1473	It’s an inquiry Nick, not a siege.	1.2857	0.06091	77	58	16	3
1474	It’s a fax from Ted about a duel.	1.2857	0.05507	84	62	20	2
1475	I'm Sorry, Mr. Galahad, Sir, but this job is way too weighty. When you put me in charge of the mail, I had no idea you mean chain mail.	1.2857	0.05295	112	86	20	6
1476	I'm sorry, but your position has become obsolete.	1.2857	0.06683	84	67	10	7
1477	Leaving early?	1.2857	0.05696	91	69	18	4
1478	We can't be too careful. I'm also wearing an N95 under this	1.2857	0.05761	84	63	18	3
1479	Can you read this for me? I can’t see a thing.	1.2857	0.06366	77	59	14	4
1480	I have to tell HR that I see your sword poking out.	1.2857	0.06683	84	67	10	7
1481	Should I bring in this morning's gauntlets?	1.2857	0.05427	98	74	20	4
1482	We'll have to take them to court.	1.2857	0.05618	98	75	18	5
1483	I take my fragile masculinity seriously	1.2857	0.05855	105	83	14	8
1484	Sorry, but I'm fully committed to my own lists.	1.2857	0.05618	98	75	18	5
1485	It's only a bother when I have to go to the bathroom.	1.2857	0.06366	77	59	14	4
1486	Don’t you think you’re taking the mask mandate a bit too far?	1.2857	0.05696	105	82	16	7
1487	The office staff wanted you to know that your armor no longer shines.	1.2857	0.06091	77	58	16	3
1488	I wish I could approve your request, but HR has me under siege.	1.2857	0.06091	77	58	16	3
1489	We're looking for someone with thick skin.	1.2857	0.05141	112	85	22	5
1490	I don't care if you are wearing full body armor, I am still not wearing a stupid mask.	1.2847	0.05378	137	111	13	13
1491	Have a good knight, Fred.	1.2846	0.04832	123	93	25	5
1492	I warned HR that if I didn't get time off I was liable to go medieval!	1.2846	0.05230	123	96	19	8
1493	Is that your idea of post-pandemic casual?	1.2844	0.05229	109	83	21	5
1494	I packed your good armor, and the airport steed is waiting.	1.2844	0.05842	109	87	13	9
1495	There was a typo in the job description. It said medieval instead mid-level executive.	1.2843	0.05464	102	78	19	5
1496	Insurance doesn't cover broken bones.	1.2843	0.06133	102	82	11	9
1497	You will joust with Wilkins from human resources at 2pm sir.	1.2843	0.05808	102	80	15	7
1498	Ma'am this is not what we meant by 'freelance experience	1.2842	0.05731	95	73	17	5
1499	I have the Knights of Columbus variant.	1.2841	0.06455	88	70	11	7
1500	The Holy Grail will have to wait, I'll be in bookkeeping the rest of the afternoon.	1.2841	0.05816	88	67	17	4
1501	I have to protect myself from those students who got failing grades.	1.2841	0.06455	88	70	11	7
1502	Any jousting experience?	1.2841	0.06654	88	71	9	8
1503	Expecting a rough campaign?	1.2841	0.05816	88	67	17	4
1504	Oh, you said there was a formal re-quest.	1.2841	0.06036	88	68	15	5
1505	I'm afraid to ask what you did with your horse.	1.2841	0.06036	88	68	15	5
1506	Shield my calls.	1.2841	0.06249	88	69	13	6
1507	Pardon me, I thought you said chain mail, not chain letter.	1.2841	0.05816	88	67	17	4
1508	If you were at the PTA meeting, you'd understand.	1.2840	0.06628	81	64	11	6
1509	Where is the round table?"	1.2840	0.06391	81	63	13	5
1510	I assure you, this is no “fly-by-knight” company.	1.2840	0.06628	81	64	11	6
1511	Of course I work at night; otherwise I'd be called a kday.	1.2840	0.06628	81	64	11	6
1512	No,I wouldn't say it's a hostile work environment.	1.2840	0.06145	81	62	15	4
1513	This is way past the deadline	1.2840	0.05620	81	60	19	2
1514	This looks like an ironclad agreement!	1.2840	0.07079	81	66	7	8
1515	The shop called. Your suit's ready.	1.2840	0.05889	81	61	17	3
1516	Bob, you seemed a bit defensive in the meeting.	1.2838	0.06531	74	57	13	4
1517	It was hard being the only one of us here.	1.2833	0.05046	120	92	22	6
1518	Trust me, this contract is ironclad.	1.2832	0.05254	113	87	20	6
1519	Why no, Ms. Hinkel. I wasn't aware of a dress code.	1.2832	0.04944	113	85	24	4
1520	Your sword is at the cleaners, the goblets have arrived, the round table is backordered and the stockholders in Sherwood are getting impatient.	1.2832	0.05254	113	87	20	6
1521	Where's your suit? This isn't an ironclad agreement. And don't pay any attention to the guy hovering out the side window.	1.2832	0.05547	113	89	16	8
1522	You’ll just have to hold down the fort - I’m not sure when I’ll be back.	1.2832	0.05547	113	89	16	8
1523	Let’s schedule a round table discussion.	1.2832	0.04782	113	84	26	3
1524	I didn't realize that this is what you meant when you said you enjoy heavy metal	1.2830	0.05648	106	83	16	7
1525	I believe they have eliminated the masking policy, sir.	1.2830	0.05321	106	81	20	5
1526	Look, we all hate the open office concept, but wait for casual Friday.	1.2830	0.05149	106	80	22	4
1527	You left your tankard in the knaves’ break-room.	1.2830	0.05487	106	82	18	6
1528	You may be freelance, but lances aren't free.	1.2828	0.06427	99	81	8	10
1529	Perhaps you haven't read the memo about our dress code.	1.2828	0.05568	99	76	18	5
1530	I'm afraid your armor isn't shiny enough!	1.2828	0.05568	99	76	18	5
1531	I see you have considerable mediation experience.	1.2824	0.06398	85	67	12	6
1532	From now on everything will be ironclad	1.2824	0.05189	85	62	22	1
1533	Are we jousting today or doing dictation?	1.2824	0.05703	85	64	18	3
1534	HR should’ve explained you’d be working the knight shift.	1.2824	0.06398	85	67	12	6
1535	You cover the phone complaints and I’ll take on the walk-ins.	1.2824	0.06175	85	66	14	5
1536	No, annual reviews are next week.	1.2821	0.04677	117	87	27	3
1537	Barista true, vouchsafe to grant one cup of that sustaining brew ?	1.2821	0.05802	117	95	11	11
1538	Can you believe it? 25 years and they want an Oath of Fealty. I'll need a notary public and a horse.	1.2821	0.07043	78	63	8	7
1539	I want an iron-clad agreement,	1.2821	0.06024	78	59	16	3
1540	The agency did mention something about "a unique dress code"	1.2821	0.06554	78	61	12	5
1541	What are you looking at? I am a free lancer.	1.2821	0.06803	78	62	10	6
1542	Didn't you read the email saying to be prepared for a hostile takeover?	1.2821	0.06554	78	61	12	5
1543	Rough night?	1.2821	0.06294	78	60	14	4
1544	I talked to my husband, he promises not to slap you again.	1.2821	0.06554	78	61	12	5
1545	They can force me to come in, but they can’t force me to come out.”	1.2818	0.04855	110	82	25	3
1546	Will Smith is my 3 o'clock.	1.2817	0.07002	71	56	10	5
1547	I told you our processes were a bit medieval.	1.2816	0.04862	103	76	25	2
1548	The package might take awhile. They've discontinued knight delivery.	1.2816	0.05418	103	79	19	5
1549	This is a chain letter. I told you to get me some chain mail.	1.2816	0.05590	103	80	17	6
1550	I think you've misunderstood the concept of night shift.	1.2812	0.05678	96	74	17	5
1551	I needed this ages ago.	1.2812	0.05678	96	74	17	5
1552	Well, Janine, you know what they say: dress for the job you want not the job you have.	1.2812	0.05678	96	74	17	5
1553	May I assume you are anti-vaccination?	1.2812	0.05868	96	75	15	6
1554	But you said you were hiring me for the night shift.	1.2812	0.06052	96	76	13	7
1555	So that's a yes on you hosting the Oscars next year, Mr. Rock?	1.2809	0.05977	89	69	15	5
1556	I'm sorry, but HR wouldn't budge on getting you a round table.	1.2809	0.05759	89	68	17	4
1557	You thought a mask mandate was bad ...	1.2809	0.05977	89	69	15	5
1558	Your horse is double parked.	1.2809	0.05533	89	67	19	3
1559	No, I'm not interested in working the knight shift.	1.2809	0.05759	89	68	17	4
1560	"Your resume doesn't indicate here that you've been knighted, and this is a night job.	1.2809	0.05977	89	69	15	5
1561	I must bid you farewell, my steed is double parked.	1.2807	0.04746	114	88	22	4
1562	You need to understand that not all of our damsels are in distress.	1.2807	0.05214	114	88	20	6
1563	I know the future is now, but I just feel stuck in the past.	1.2805	0.06079	82	63	15	4
1564	Quit frowning at me!	1.2805	0.05827	82	62	17	3
1565	Time for your Zoom call,sir. I need to bolt on your lapel mic.	1.2805	0.06322	82	64	13	5
1566	I’m sorry Lance, but HR have rejected your clothing allowance request.	1.2805	0.06079	82	63	15	4
1567	Okay, I'm ready to announce the layoffs.	1.2805	0.06556	82	65	11	6
1568	And tell Jones I’ve become aware that he’s started referring to me as Sir Dance-a-lot.	1.2805	0.06079	82	63	15	4
1569	They won’t fire me, Jan, I’m bulletproof. I may be an empty suit of armor, but I know all the right buzzwords.	1.2804	0.05602	107	84	16	7
1570	A protective suit doesn't make you a protected class.	1.2800	0.05519	100	77	18	5
1571	Corporate said act just like we're still at home and I'm not wearing pants.	1.2800	0.05874	100	79	14	7
1572	I don't know where your sword is, let me get you a pen.	1.2800	0.06454	75	58	13	4
1573	Yes, as always, the representations must be ironclad.	1.2800	0.04940	100	74	24	2
1574	As your attorney, I regret to inform you that "Knights of the Tax Table" is already a registered trademark.	1.2800	0.05519	100	77	18	5
1575	New CDC guidelines??	1.2800	0.06990	75	60	9	6
1576	I see you've prepared for my exit interview.	1.2800	0.05700	100	78	16	6
1577	You know, sticks and stones ---	1.2796	0.05795	93	72	16	5
1578	Nice dragon work, Bev, but where are we on jousts and moats?	1.2796	0.05993	93	73	14	6
1579	It’s been a little tough around here lately…	1.2796	0.05590	93	71	18	4
1580	They only said that you seemed a little thin-skinned today.	1.2796	0.05376	93	70	20	3
1581	They said there is a new variant called the Plague.	1.2793	0.05604	111	88	15	8
1582	I'm sorry to tell you this Senator but a suit of Armor is NOT going to protect you from the angry crowd outside.	1.2793	0.05456	111	87	17	7
1583	At least this one starts with, 'Dear Sir.'	1.2793	0.04985	111	84	23	4
1584	Not another knight at the office.	1.2791	0.05883	86	66	16	4
1585	It's not you...your armor isn't shining.	1.2791	0.05883	86	66	16	4
1586	And why do you feel masks make our work place less friendly?	1.2791	0.04865	86	62	24	0
1587	Actually, finding you another tax deduction does make me your knight in shining armor!	1.2791	0.06331	86	68	12	6
1588	Yes, I received my copy of the Chivalric Code. I was asking about maternity leave.	1.2791	0.05398	86	64	20	2
1589	The office politics here are medieval.	1.2791	0.05646	86	65	18	3
1590	The excel stuff is good, but I feel you lack experience in noble conquests.	1.2791	0.05646	86	65	18	3
1591	Well, since you got past my moat you have two minutes to talk.	1.2791	0.05883	86	66	16	4
1592	Bad hair day again?	1.2791	0.06111	86	67	14	5
1593	So this is the safe working space?	1.2791	0.06111	86	67	14	5
1594	Great work but next time let’s round-table some of these ideas “	1.2791	0.05646	86	65	18	3
1595	Revenue is way down, so you may need to return to business casual.	1.2785	0.05679	79	59	18	2
1596	Looks like another day of battling the creditors.	1.2785	0.06480	79	62	12	5
1597	Me too. Added bonus, with the visor I don't even have to hear how pretty I am when I smile.	1.2785	0.05679	79	59	18	2
1598	I know it’s a big change for me, but I guess I just finally realized that the pen is mightier than the sword.	1.2785	0.05679	79	59	18	2
1599	You can send Will Smith in now.	1.2785	0.06224	79	61	14	4
1600	I don't care what Dr. Fauci says, I plan to stay 100% fully protected no matter what	1.2785	0.05958	79	60	16	3
1601	I'm not taking any chances after what happened at the Oscars.	1.2785	0.06963	79	64	8	7
1602	It just says you got your Masters from Duke. Which One?	1.2785	0.06224	79	61	14	4
1603	This is your best offer? Shirley you joust.	1.2784	0.05627	97	75	17	5
1604	Well, for one, this is a desk; and two, it's the wrong shape	1.2784	0.04803	97	73	22	2
1605	My other suit's at the blacksmith.	1.2784	0.05997	97	77	13	7
1606	I'm sorry, but we've denied your request for a round table	1.2784	0.05433	97	74	19	4
1607	Sir Cole, your request for a round desk has been denied.	1.2784	0.05627	97	75	17	5
1608	Sorry, but I was looking for more of a Joan of Arc type	1.2784	0.05022	97	72	23	2
1609	Another variant of Covid is going around.	1.2783	0.05319	115	90	18	7
1610	What platform do I use to reserve a squire?	1.2778	0.06915	72	57	10	5
1611	I'm sorry but your employment here violates our medieval hiring policies.	1.2778	0.05703	90	69	17	4
1612	You’ll be taking the knight shift.	1.2778	0.05235	108	83	20	5
1613	Where's the WD-40 I ordered?	1.2778	0.05703	90	69	17	4
1614	'I know you think my garb is ironic."	1.2778	0.06915	72	57	10	5
1615	Say good Knight, Gracie	1.2778	0.06126	90	71	13	6
1616	If it weren't for "Depends", I'd be immobilized by rust.	1.2778	0.04893	108	81	24	3
1617	You work for Amour you wear armor!	1.2778	0.06326	90	72	11	7
1618	HR says you win. You will get a cubicle.	1.2778	0.06126	90	71	13	6
1619	I had to call a taxi. Your horse was towed away.	1.2778	0.06326	90	72	11	7
1620	Our new masking protocols are meant to promote blind recruitment.	1.2778	0.05703	90	69	17	4
1621	It says here that you're willing to start in the mail room.	1.2773	0.05053	119	92	21	6
1622	Monday's are medieval in HR.	1.2773	0.05053	119	92	21	6
1623	As I have previously explained, litigation is war.	1.2772	0.05472	101	78	18	5
1624	I love Medieval Mondays. Getting through security not so much.	1.2772	0.05472	101	78	18	5
1625	It's only until I find the Grail.	1.2772	0.05472	101	78	18	5
1626	Go ahead. Tell me. I can keep my trap shut.	1.2772	0.05472	101	78	18	5
1627	You misunderstood: today's dress codes is not "business castle."	1.2771	0.06255	83	65	13	5
1628	From Buckingham H.R. .. I’m now 2 days in the office, 3 days remote	1.2771	0.06015	83	64	15	4
1629	The malicious attack, was about protecting your computer.”	1.2771	0.05231	83	61	21	1
1630	They specifically said it was the knight shift.	1.2771	0.05766	83	63	17	3
1631	And, of course, you'll be working in an undisclosed, securer location"	1.2771	0.05766	83	63	17	3
1632	Ralph, I didn't literally mean a knight in shining armor. Now please, get up from my desk.	1.2769	0.06761	65	50	12	3
1633	HR's reference to "Knight Shift" is either a typo or a prank, but I'm not taking any chances.	1.2768	0.05107	112	86	21	5
1634	I assure you, squire is an executive track position.	1.2766	0.05538	94	72	18	4
1635	On in five, Mr. Rock	1.2766	0.05327	94	71	20	3
1636	I see you are prepared to discuss your performance appraisal.	1.2766	0.05741	94	73	16	5
1637	You definitely chose the right suit for the budget meeting.	1.2763	0.05803	76	57	17	2
1638	You misspelled joust.	1.2763	0.05803	76	57	17	2
1639	I don’t care what the new, relaxed COVID guidelines say!	1.2762	0.05327	105	83	16	6
1640	Bob, I think you misunderstood when I asked you to work the night shift.	1.2762	0.05661	105	83	15	7
1641	I’m sorry I thought this was casual Friday!	1.2762	0.05496	105	82	17	6
1642	Who said anything about a hostile takeover?	1.2762	0.05496	105	82	17	6
1643	I work the knight shift.	1.2759	0.06266	87	69	12	6
1644	The Dragon of Accounting is here to tell you cannot use that suit as an expense!	1.2759	0.06049	87	68	14	5
1645	I specifically asked for a round desk	1.2759	0.06049	87	68	14	5
1646	I see you're asking to switch from the knight shift.	1.2759	0.06049	87	68	14	5
1647	Is my summer armor back from the cleaners?	1.2759	0.06049	87	68	14	5
1648	It feels like centuries since we've been back at the office.	1.2759	0.05824	87	67	16	4
1649	This is a chain letter, I asked for my mail.	1.2759	0.06266	87	69	12	6
1650	Another petition to update our dress code?	1.2759	0.06049	87	68	14	5
1651	how do you walk in those," they both said simultaneously to each other	1.2755	0.05942	98	78	13	7
1652	Drawbridge still stuck, huh?	1.2755	0.05577	98	76	17	5
1653	I'm just not sure you're qualified for a super visor role...	1.2755	0.05385	98	75	19	4
1654	I slay dragons on Thursday nights with my kickball team.	1.2755	0.05942	98	78	13	7
1655	I take it you're the one who called the EEOC.	1.2754	0.06811	69	54	11	4
1656	Why do you recommend taking out my term "crusade" from our future projections?	1.2754	0.06491	69	53	13	3
1657	This is fine, but I'll need it in Middle English for the round table.	1.2752	0.05662	109	87	14	8
1658	Does this make me look fat?	1.2752	0.05027	109	83	22	4
1659	We can't ask about personal matters, but most of our employees are middle-aged.	1.2752	0.04676	109	81	26	2
1660	The new variant’s spike protein is apparently really sharp.	1.2750	0.05329	80	59	20	1
1661	You’re a bean counter, not a defender of the universe.	1.2750	0.06156	80	62	14	4
1662	Oh, fuck!	1.2750	0.06408	80	63	12	5
1663	Yes of course we rescue trans-damsels. Just who do they think we are?	1.2750	0.06408	80	63	12	5
1664	Just wanted to be ready in case Will Smith shows up.	1.2750	0.06408	80	63	12	5
1665	HR said the job required a suit.	1.2750	0.05618	80	60	18	2
1666	I may not be your knight in shining armor, but I must be somebodys	1.2750	0.06156	80	62	14	4
1667	There are three damsels in distress in reception and one dragon flaming out. Who shall I send in first?	1.2750	0.06650	80	64	10	6
1668	I forgot to do laundry	1.2747	0.05428	91	69	19	3
1669	Between airborne viruses, workplace violence and sexual harassment, I decided this is probably my best option.	1.2747	0.06264	91	73	11	7
1670	It's all in a knight's work.	1.2747	0.06066	91	72	13	6
1671	You have to stop CCing me on chainmail.	1.2747	0.05649	91	70	17	4
1672	Oh please, you don’t have to call me sir.	1.2747	0.05861	91	71	15	5
1673	Uh, no, I know nothing about these moat expenses.	1.2747	0.06066	91	72	13	6
1674	I demand an ironclad guarantee!	1.2747	0.06264	91	73	11	7
1675	Yes, I saw the article. They're trying to paint me as medieval. It's just the world we live in now...	1.2747	0.05198	91	68	21	2
1676	The original Steel Dossier	1.2747	0.06066	91	72	13	6
1677	Didn’t you get the memo? We now have casual Fridays and Medieval Mondays.	1.2747	0.05649	91	70	17	4
1678	I've always been a Knights fan. My dad was a Knights fan.	1.2745	0.05601	102	80	16	6
1679	We ride at dawn. Of course, overtime will be involved.	1.2745	0.05242	102	78	20	4
1680	I don't know boss, but getting a vaccine might be a better idea	1.2745	0.05242	102	78	20	4
1681	...and who ordered the rectangular table for the conference room?	1.2742	0.07333	62	49	9	4
1682	How many times must I tell you there’s no need to work all night?	1.2742	0.06573	62	47	13	2
1683	I'm looking for someone with more of a background in pillaging and marauding.	1.2740	0.05936	73	55	16	2
1684	You make hybrid work look so easy.	1.2740	0.06830	73	58	10	5
1685	I hear you're into Heavy Metal Mr. Smith..	1.2738	0.05952	84	65	15	4
1686	What? It’s a suit.	1.2738	0.05179	84	62	21	1
1687	Another bad hair day,Mrs. Wilson?	1.2738	0.06189	84	66	13	5
1688	What glass ceiling?	1.2738	0.05952	84	65	15	4
1689	I appreciate that you’re prepared to lay down your life for me, but you still need to use spell check.	1.2738	0.06416	84	67	11	6
1690	The Queen asked me to remind you it is a figure of speech.	1.2737	0.05487	95	73	18	4
1691	Dress for the job you want, not the one you have.	1.2737	0.05687	95	74	16	5
1692	I feel like you're getting a little defensive.	1.2737	0.05687	95	74	16	5
1693	I know the mandate's been lifted, but I like to play it safe.	1.2737	0.05487	95	73	18	4
1694	Susan, cancel my 8:00 joust tomorrow morning- I have a date with that fair maiden from accounting and I plan on getting quite unchivalrous.	1.2737	0.06068	95	76	12	7
1695	Any experience being in distress?	1.2737	0.05279	95	72	20	3
1696	It's my new subway wear. It stops knives and bullets...And no need to wear a mask.	1.2736	0.05283	106	82	19	5
1697	It's just that I prefer a round table.	1.2736	0.05925	106	86	11	9
1698	Word is you've been lancing a lot around here lately...	1.2736	0.05283	106	82	19	5
1699	Yes sir, I'm positive being in stocks is a good thing.	1.2736	0.05283	106	82	19	5
1700	Yes, you've come to the right department, but we have no mail today.	1.2736	0.04931	106	80	23	3
1701	I have a hard time believing you’ve slain five dragons.	1.2727	0.05988	88	69	14	5
1702	Can you make twelve copies and place them on the Round Table?	1.2727	0.05527	99	77	17	5
1703	I find it keeps people from making sexist comments	1.2727	0.06572	77	61	11	5
1704	For last weeks casual Friday, I wore a bunny suit.	1.2727	0.05710	99	78	15	6
1705	I thought writers were thick-skinned but I think you're overdoing it.	1.2727	0.05766	88	68	16	4
1706	I see you're not wearing a mask	1.2727	0.05140	99	75	21	3
1707	At this point, riding a horse is cheaper than driving.	1.2727	0.06827	77	62	9	6
1708	Would you have any problem working knights?	1.2727	0.05888	99	79	13	7
1709	You may be in the Dark Ages, but I'm not having it.	1.2727	0.06203	88	70	12	6
1710	I’m done being a corporate pawn.	1.2727	0.05988	88	69	14	5
1711	Hope there's no line for the men's bathroom!	1.2727	0.06572	77	61	11	5
1712	To be honest, sir, I was expecting a round table.	1.2727	0.06306	77	60	13	4
1713	Miss Jones, take an epistle."	1.2727	0.05988	88	69	14	5
1714	We’re cutting armor shine out of the budget.	1.2727	0.05888	99	79	13	7
1715	Well, you mentioned in your resume that you were comfortable working night shifts.	1.2727	0.05888	99	79	13	7
1716	I've had enough of your castles in the air attitude	1.2727	0.05710	99	78	15	6
1717	That was night shift with an “N,” Bob.	1.2727	0.05710	99	78	15	6
1718	Rumor is you were hired because you're a veteran.	1.2727	0.05337	99	76	19	4
1719	Impressive, but I'm looking for someone who slays.	1.2718	0.05378	103	80	18	5
1720	I feel my position is in danger right now.	1.2717	0.05595	92	71	17	4
1721	This was the only mask I had. I would have looked silly if I wore it without the rest of the suit.	1.2717	0.05150	92	69	21	2
1722	Not everyone likes working the knight shift.	1.2717	0.06202	92	74	11	7
1723	Why aren’t you ready? We’re storming the board meeting at two.	1.2717	0.05595	92	71	17	4
1724	I tip my helmet for your choice of office power avatar Gerry.	1.2717	0.05804	92	72	15	5
1725	We're expecting a hostile takeover bid.	1.2717	0.05804	92	72	15	5
1726	I think you might be a bit confused about the night shift...	1.2716	0.05830	81	62	16	3
1727	That’s only five feet.	1.2716	0.06337	81	64	12	5
1728	You know I was up for that promotion, why are you jousting me?	1.2716	0.06576	81	65	10	6
1729	Are you wearing Arm and Hammer?	1.2716	0.06576	81	65	10	6
1730	No, seriously, this is the only suit I own.	1.2716	0.05559	81	61	18	2
1731	How's your crusade against casual Friday's going?	1.2716	0.06576	81	65	10	6
1732	We'll be sure to discuss your qualifications at our next Round Table.	1.2716	0.06576	81	65	10	6
1733	No, no…today’s negotiation may involve VERBAL jousting.	1.2716	0.05830	81	62	16	3
1734	Don't point that thing at me!	1.2714	0.07026	70	56	9	5
1735	I don’t think you’re suited for this job. You can’t tell clients their mother was a hamster.	1.2712	0.04763	118	99	12	7
1736	Yeah I just transferred from the Lands Between branch. The bosses there were so difficult.	1.2710	0.05405	107	84	17	6
1737	We promoted you to Night manager, Harold--not Knight manager. Now go change out of that before someone thinks they can take your promotion by killing you in a duel.	1.2710	0.05240	107	83	19	5
1738	I could really use another flagon of mead before I have to joust with the I.T. guy.	1.2710	0.05566	107	85	15	7
1739	Can you write these memos in Middle English?	1.2708	0.05231	96	73	20	3
1740	I heard chivalry was dead	1.2708	0.05635	96	75	16	5
1741	I thought you were on the night shift.	1.2708	0.05437	96	74	18	4
1742	You try working in H.R.	1.2708	0.06012	96	77	12	7
1743	I think you are taking this night shift thing a little too far.	1.2706	0.05891	85	66	15	4
1744	Yea, you’re probably right. I overdid the COVID-protective thing!	1.2706	0.05648	85	65	17	3
1745	I’m gonna get medieval on your ass.	1.2706	0.05394	85	64	19	2
1746	Well yes now that it’s written I can see there’s no K in night shift	1.2706	0.05648	85	65	17	3
1747	Truthfully, I prefer working the night shift.	1.2706	0.06124	85	67	13	5
1748	George, the masking mandate has ended. You can take off your helmet	1.2706	0.05128	85	63	21	1
1749	As CEO and Chairman, I warned you I’d be taking on a duel role here.	1.2706	0.06124	85	67	13	5
1750	Actually my friends call me Steely Dan! Not Sir!	1.2706	0.05891	85	66	15	4
1751	At first, because the N95 gave me a rash. Now, it's just a habit.	1.2706	0.06348	85	68	11	6
1752	I see the paper's hired a knight editor.	1.2703	0.06747	74	59	10	5
1753	I'm sorry, Repunzel. It's the hair.	1.2703	0.06174	74	57	14	3
1754	How you dress is up to you, but HR ruled you have to leave your lances at home.	1.2703	0.06747	74	59	10	5
1755	So find a place that does give a straw!	1.2703	0.07016	74	60	8	6
1756	Here is your polishing cloth bill for the month, sir.	1.2703	0.05867	74	56	16	2
1757	Boss, I see you’re ready for this sixth Omicron variant!	1.2703	0.05867	74	56	16	2
1758	Surfing for serfs again lance	1.2703	0.06747	74	59	10	5
1759	Great resume, I'd love to hire you; can you work knight shift?	1.2700	0.05096	100	76	21	3
1760	Not another law suit.	1.2700	0.05291	100	77	19	4
1761	I lost my mask.	1.2700	0.05478	100	78	17	5
1762	Sir, you mistook the memo, Medieval Friday was only a jest!	1.2698	0.07575	63	51	7	5
1763	Show the damsel in	1.2697	0.04993	89	66	22	1
1764	They hired me to bring back a touch of the Old School qualities.	1.2697	0.05929	89	70	14	5
1765	You really should dress for the job you want.	1.2697	0.05709	89	69	16	4
1766	Enough about me. How was your weekend?	1.2697	0.06345	89	72	10	7
1767	Well since you got across the moat ... Then you're the kind of shark this firms been looking for!	1.2697	0.05243	89	67	20	2
1768	Just a reminder from HR. Basically it suggests not to assume you can wear the same attire here, as you may have become used to, while working from home.	1.2697	0.05929	89	70	14	5
1769	Find everything I need to know about the Bubonic variant of concern!	1.2697	0.06140	89	71	12	6
1770	Echo? What echo?	1.2697	0.05929	89	70	14	5
1771	They didn’t approve my transfer. Says I’m not properly suited for the job.	1.2697	0.05243	89	67	20	2
1772	If I have to return to the office.	1.2697	0.05709	89	69	16	4
1773	The dress code is pretty loose. I use a lot of oil.	1.2697	0.06140	89	71	12	6
1774	The CDC says you don't need that anymore.	1.2696	0.04990	115	89	21	5
1775	I’ll need a horse, a lance, and a damn good business plan.	1.2692	0.05676	78	59	17	2
1776	No, Will Smith is not in the building.	1.2692	0.05834	104	84	12	8
1777	I’m beginning to sense a combative tone in your voice, Ms. Wilkins!	1.2692	0.05962	78	60	15	3
1778	Shall I hold your mail?	1.2692	0.05962	78	60	15	3
1779	You're scaring the clients.	1.2692	0.06496	78	62	11	5
1780	Please bring me the Camelot file	1.2692	0.06235	78	61	13	4
1781	When we asked if you could work nights, this isn't what we meant.	1.2692	0.05155	104	80	20	4
1782	I'm sorry, sir, they're out of round tables.	1.2692	0.04779	104	78	24	2
1783	What exactly is the nature of your distress?	1.2692	0.05962	78	60	15	3
1784	Stacey, I think that our case is ironclad.	1.2692	0.04970	104	79	22	3
1785	Judith, this contract is iron clad	1.2692	0.05505	104	82	16	6
1786	I think we can both agree that chivalry is not dead.	1.2692	0.04339	130	98	29	3
1787	New Mask?	1.2688	0.05749	93	73	15	5
1788	I'm still not comfortable unmasking.	1.2688	0.05949	93	74	13	6
1789	Shall I interpret this as welcome chivalry or backward thinking prejudice?	1.2688	0.05949	93	74	13	6
1790	They can boot me out and down the stairs, but I won't go quietly.	1.2688	0.06330	93	76	9	8
1791	I just felt safer working from home.	1.2688	0.05103	93	70	21	2
1792	Ask Personnel to hire me a squire, asap.	1.2688	0.05749	93	73	15	5
1793	I see you're taking COVID precautions to a whole new level...	1.2687	0.06230	67	51	14	2
1794	This is the hardest part of my job Tina.	1.2687	0.06918	67	53	10	4
1795	There's a dragon at reception who says he has an appointment with you?	1.2687	0.06918	67	53	10	4
1796	Ah, gotcha. You said you’d be working knights. I thought you meant that you’d be working nights.	1.2685	0.04853	108	84	20	4
1797	Yes, I’m working the knight shift.	1.2685	0.05825	108	88	11	9
1798	They told me that you'd be hard to approach, Smedley...	1.2685	0.04853	108	82	23	3
1799	You don’t understand. The suit is my healthcare plan.	1.2685	0.05361	108	85	17	6
1800	The tax collector wants to know if you’re ready to joust.	1.2685	0.04853	108	84	20	4
1801	I had to get a second job because my wife wants to remodel the castle.	1.2685	0.05520	108	86	15	7
1802	Low and behold, the pen was mightier than the sword.	1.2683	0.06268	82	65	12	5
1803	Yeah, I have lost weight. Thanks for noticing.	1.2683	0.06268	82	65	12	5
1804	Please have maintenance send someone to meet me in the men's room--with a can opener.	1.2683	0.06268	82	65	12	5
1805	Yes, this is the mail room.	1.2683	0.05768	82	63	16	3
1806	You’re a jester jouster Chester and you still need a mask.	1.2680	0.06133	97	79	10	8
1807	Effective leadership, Sir, starts with a round table.	1.2679	0.05379	112	89	16	7
1808	NOW who has thin skin, Janet?	1.2676	0.06330	71	55	13	3
1809	Joust in time.	1.2674	0.05591	86	66	17	3
1810	I'll say it again, we cannot land this account by laying siege to their office park.	1.2674	0.06282	86	69	11	6
1811	K.H.R. The "K" is silent.	1.2674	0.05591	86	66	17	3
1812	It's just easier than explaining why I'm still wearing a mask	1.2674	0.06282	86	69	11	6
1813	Didn’t you get the memo about Medieval Mondays?	1.2674	0.06496	86	70	9	7
1814	Yes, it's the new N-1066AD mask, and matching attire.	1.2674	0.06060	86	68	13	5
1815	I can't do paperless until they implement the helmet mode face ID.	1.2674	0.05591	86	66	17	3
1816	I expected your desk to be round.	1.2673	0.05052	101	77	21	3
1817	Sir, Is that Really YOU?	1.2673	0.05783	101	81	13	7
1818	No one shines armor in this county.	1.2673	0.05430	101	79	17	5
1819	Someone will be right out to help you suit up	1.2667	0.05799	75	57	16	2
1820	For the last time Sir Lancelot, m'lady is not an HR-approved pronoun.	1.2667	0.06391	75	59	12	4
1821	Any metalwork or welding experience?	1.2667	0.06667	75	60	10	5
1822	Maybe we could learn to juggle bowling balls, too?	1.2667	0.06102	75	58	14	3
1823	I remember the days when wearing a condom was enough protection.	1.2667	0.06391	75	59	12	4
1824	I'm pretty handy with the Three-In-One Oil.	1.2667	0.05653	90	70	16	4
1825	Your two o'clock joust with Marketing has been pushed back to three.	1.2667	0.06667	75	60	10	5
1826	Do Androids dream of Covid-19? You bet!	1.2667	0.06391	75	59	12	4
1827	I started in the mail room.	1.2667	0.06391	75	59	12	4
1828	I don’t care what shape the table is Chuck, just make sure there are no comically large drumsticks at the meeting this week. Donuts will do.	1.2667	0.04336	105	83	19	3
1829	I'm not seeing any broadaxe experience in your resume.	1.2667	0.06667	75	60	10	5
1830	I'll give you my comments on the report, but first let's agree that nobody needs to get defensive here.	1.2667	0.06667	75	60	10	5
1831	My mail! My mail! Why do you keep bringing me these letters?"	1.2667	0.05870	90	71	14	5
1832	Nice mask. First day back in the office?	1.2667	0.05193	90	68	20	2
1833	Yes it's true. I was de-moated.	1.2667	0.05799	75	57	16	2
1834	The women of the office have elected me to tell you we are not doing Medieval Mondays.	1.2667	0.06079	90	72	12	6
1835	Your resume is quite impressive; unfortunately, I’m looking for a damsel in distress.	1.2667	0.05653	90	70	16	4
1836	This damsel is here to relieve you from your knight shift." "	1.2667	0.05288	105	82	18	5
1837	This states you have a backbone of steel. Can you elaborate?	1.2660	0.05695	94	74	15	5
1838	This isn't really what I meant when I said I was waiting for my knight in shining armour	1.2660	0.05278	94	72	19	3
1839	Looks iron clad to me.	1.2660	0.05892	94	75	13	6
1840	I told you I'm not doing dragon stuff anymore! I'm an accountant now!	1.2660	0.05892	94	75	13	6
1841	Chivalry: New company policy.	1.2660	0.05695	94	74	15	5
1842	You wanted to see me, Sir?	1.2660	0.05695	94	74	15	5
1843	No, you can't have a moat around your desk.	1.2658	0.05896	79	61	15	3
1844	I see you're on the knight shift this week	1.2658	0.05614	79	60	17	2
1845	Haven't you heard of COVID?	1.2658	0.06165	79	62	13	4
1846	Sorry,your résumé’s rusty for a job in the mailroom	1.2658	0.06670	79	64	9	6
1847	You'll like working here. We've eliminated all sexual harassment.	1.2658	0.06165	79	62	13	4
1848	I asked you to bring me a pardoner, not paper.	1.2658	0.05896	79	61	15	3
1849	Can you at least ride a horse?	1.2658	0.05614	79	60	17	2
1850	Oh, you're working knight shift now?	1.2658	0.06423	79	63	11	5
1851	Did this come with the mail?	1.2655	0.05031	113	88	20	5
1852	No, no. It's night shift.	1.2655	0.05482	113	91	14	8
1853	Chivalry isn't dead ... but it is on deadline.	1.2655	0.04872	113	87	22	4
1854	Please tell us why you'd be a good fit at Round Table.	1.2653	0.06077	98	80	10	8
1855	Did you get your Covid booster shot ?	1.2653	0.05340	98	76	18	4
1856	These need to be sent anonymously.	1.2651	0.06201	83	66	12	5
1857	How’s the boiling oil contract coming along?	1.2651	0.06201	83	66	12	5
1858	Hard no from Materials Management for a round table.	1.2651	0.05444	83	63	18	2
1859	Would you like the good news or the bad news?	1.2651	0.05959	83	65	14	4
1860	I'd like to be reassigned to the day shift.	1.2651	0.05444	83	63	18	2
1861	Reading this memo is pure torture.	1.2647	0.05009	102	82	15	5
1862	You cannot disemploy me, I abdicate!	1.2647	0.05200	102	79	19	4
1863	There's a new variant.	1.2647	0.05561	102	81	15	6
1864	According to HR you don't have to call me Sir	1.2647	0.05009	102	78	21	3
1865	Pulling an all-nighter?	1.2647	0.05200	102	79	19	4
1866	Last week it was just a tin hat.	1.2647	0.05009	102	78	21	3
1867	If Arthur calls, tell him I'm not around.	1.2645	0.04660	121	96	20	5
1868	Mr. Rock should I send Mr. Smith in now?	1.2644	0.06217	87	70	11	6
1869	Perhaps a mask would suffice.	1.2644	0.05535	87	67	17	3
1870	Medieval font is preferred.	1.2644	0.05771	87	68	15	4
1871	What makes you think that my feedback will be negative?	1.2644	0.05998	87	69	13	5
1872	Oh, no, I always dress this way. I don't want anyone to know that I'm wearing a mask for COVID underneath. I'd be embarrassed.	1.2644	0.05998	87	69	13	5
1873	I’m ready to see the auditor.	1.2644	0.05771	87	68	15	4
1874	We "need you on the board" means something different than you think.	1.2644	0.05535	87	67	17	3
1875	What do you mean you are sick of me getting oiled at work?	1.2644	0.05998	87	69	13	5
1876	Well, if you had just sucked it up and gotten vaccinated, we wouldn't have made you do this.	1.2644	0.05771	87	68	15	4
1877	I got demoted from the round table to the rectangular tables with the rest of you.	1.2644	0.05998	87	69	13	5
1878	So, you need a hero.	1.2642	0.05412	106	84	16	6
1879	I told you I needed a round table."	1.2642	0.05412	106	84	16	6
1880	You seem a wee bit defensive…	1.2642	0.04889	106	81	22	3
1881	Grace, didn't you see this memo about wearing PPE in my office?	1.2642	0.05244	106	83	18	5
1882	The client is absolutely medieval.	1.2642	0.05244	106	83	18	5
1883	you know very well that, that is not the kind of suit HR told you to wear	1.2639	0.06558	72	57	11	4
1884	The arms race has taken a new turn	1.2639	0.06558	72	57	11	4
1885	Yes Ser, I know, winter is coming.	1.2639	0.06558	72	57	11	4
1886	So your the new IRS auditor.	1.2639	0.06850	72	58	9	5
1887	I thought you were going to "night" school.	1.2637	0.05813	91	72	14	5
1888	Not sure you understand how our firewall works.	1.2637	0.05599	91	71	16	4
1889	Excuse me, Mr. Wells but you are wanted in the R&D department. Something about a time machine.	1.2637	0.06019	91	73	12	6
1890	are you available for the night shift ?	1.2637	0.06218	91	74	10	7
1891	Wondering if you can give me an example of how you've used valor or gallantry or dragons in the workplace before?	1.2637	0.05599	91	71	16	4
1892	You misspelled quixotic.	1.2637	0.06019	91	73	12	6
1893	It’s a war out there. You need to be dressed for the job.	1.2636	0.05114	110	86	19	5
1894	In my defense, some of our clients do look a bit like dragons.	1.2632	0.06316	76	60	12	4
1895	Welcome to HR	1.2632	0.05733	76	58	16	2
1896	Fired? Well, screw you and the horse you rode in on	1.2632	0.06316	76	60	12	4
1897	What?! They cancelled the hostile takeover?	1.2632	0.06032	76	59	14	3
1898	Are you able to work knights?	1.2632	0.05229	95	73	19	3
1899	You're right. In this case I think 'gasknighted' is appropriate.	1.2632	0.05641	95	75	15	5
1900	Okay. Bring in the first performance review.	1.2632	0.06588	76	61	10	5
1901	So the rumors are true, you are a hardnose	1.2632	0.05733	76	58	16	2
1902	Welcome back from working at home. We did some reorganization and you will be working the Knight shift!	1.2632	0.06032	76	59	14	3
1903	I'm meeting with shareholders	1.2632	0.06032	76	59	14	3
1904	Your corporate raiding experience would translate well to a career in sacking and pillaging!	1.2632	0.06849	76	62	8	6
1905	My therapist told me I need to work on my confidence.	1.2626	0.05847	99	80	12	7
1906	Regarding your ‘edict’-these medieval policies don’t resonate with today’s enlightened work force.	1.2626	0.05292	99	77	18	4
1907	The window washer doesn't care whether you have thick skin.	1.2626	0.06021	99	81	10	8
1908	How was the knight shift?	1.2626	0.05668	99	79	14	6
1909	Are you amenable to working knights?	1.2626	0.05483	99	78	16	5
1910	Well, this damsel in distress needs transparent pay scales.	1.2626	0.05094	99	76	20	3
1911	Unfortunately, the knight shift has been taken.	1.2626	0.04887	99	75	22	2
1912	I was told that masks are optional.	1.2625	0.05260	80	60	19	1
1913	We have a quixotic dress code here.	1.2625	0.06096	80	63	13	4
1914	I forgot my mask	1.2625	0.05831	80	62	15	3
1915	We ran out of PPE.	1.2625	0.05831	80	62	15	3
1916	This is how we did it in the old days	1.2625	0.05831	80	62	15	3
1917	What do you mean “not eligible under ADA”?	1.2619	0.06135	84	67	12	5
1918	Please tell Mr. Smith that the Academy has,in fact,decided to rescind his Oscar.	1.2619	0.05648	84	65	16	3
1919	Have the staff meet me at the Round Table in half an hour.	1.2619	0.05896	84	66	14	4
1920	Can you run out and pick up some WD40? I can’t get up out of my chair.	1.2619	0.05896	84	66	14	4
1921	what can you do?	1.2619	0.06364	84	68	10	6
1922	Seems like a feudal effort	1.2619	0.06135	84	67	12	5
1923	I can't read.	1.2619	0.05648	84	65	16	3
1924	What I really need is a knight in a corporate meeting with a good explanation for why we can't stay within our budget.	1.2619	0.05648	84	65	16	3
1925	It's nice to have the flexibility to still work from the castle.	1.2619	0.06135	84	67	12	5
1926	Mhmhmff Fhmmfh Hmphmfh.	1.2619	0.06135	84	67	12	5
1927	Don’t judge me by my looks.	1.2619	0.06364	84	68	10	6
1928	I may not have a round table... but I will face the Devil himself in this audit."	1.2619	0.05388	84	64	18	2
1929	I'd like to send some chain mail.	1.2619	0.05896	84	66	14	4
1930	This was my safe career.	1.2619	0.05648	84	65	16	3
1931	Procurement says rectangular desks are all they have.	1.2619	0.05648	84	65	16	3
1932	The Mask Mandate is over!	1.2617	0.05367	107	85	16	6
1933	Send in Will Smith.	1.2615	0.07029	65	52	9	4
1934	So, Ms. Fletcher, you don't actually have any experience making arrows?	1.2615	0.07029	65	52	9	4
1935	That does not make you my knight in shining armor	1.2614	0.05480	88	68	17	3
1936	I guess you already heard about the new variant.	1.2614	0.05713	88	69	15	4
1937	From the Round Table, to a cubicle. How the mighty have fallen.	1.2614	0.05480	88	68	17	3
1938	Nice to meet another Rutgers grad!	1.2614	0.05713	88	69	15	4
1939	l hereby anoint you me administrative squire.	1.2614	0.05236	88	67	19	2
1940	One great thing about working here is that sexual harassment is never an issue!	1.2614	0.05713	88	69	15	4
1941	There's been a complaint you have a waste-paper trebuchet hidden under your desk.	1.2614	0.05713	88	69	15	4
1942	This was the only suit that still fits	1.2613	0.04739	111	85	23	3
1943	I'll be taking the Subway to the clients office Ms. Wiggins.	1.2613	0.04909	111	86	21	4
1944	My contract is ironclad. You cannot fire me!	1.2609	0.06414	69	54	12	3
1945	Don't you think you are taking the pandemic cautions too far.	1.2609	0.05096	92	70	20	2
1946	In that outfit it will be easier to bounce ideas off you.	1.2609	0.05756	92	73	14	5
1947	OK, I'm ready. Send in Mrs. Haggleton and her insufferable son.	1.2609	0.05756	92	75	11	6
1948	I thought they wanted me for the night shift.	1.2609	0.04954	115	90	20	5
1949	Good night	1.2609	0.05545	92	72	16	4
1950	I could slay a dragon for you, but I can't help with grammar.	1.2609	0.05960	92	74	12	6
1951	Turns out they said night at the interview, I heard knight.	1.2609	0.05960	92	74	12	6
1952	Oh,I think you misunderstood when we said we needed you on the night shift	1.2609	0.05096	92	70	20	2
1953	Well they did ask me to do knight duty."	1.2609	0.06073	69	53	14	2
1954	This working knights is killing me.	1.2604	0.05389	96	75	17	4
1955	I'm presenting at the Oscars tonight.	1.2604	0.05589	96	76	15	5
1956	I dislike coming to the office, but my castle doesn't have Wi-Fi.	1.2604	0.05782	96	77	13	6
1957	Your performance appraisal's today? Surely you joust.	1.2603	0.06177	73	57	13	3
1958	I you can get this off me, you're hired.	1.2603	0.06478	73	58	11	4
1959	Sticks and stones can't break my bones, but word processing does hurt me.	1.2603	0.06765	73	59	9	5
1960	HR needs you to stop sweeping female coworkers off their feet.	1.2603	0.05861	73	56	15	2
1961	Your work isn’t cutting it, Mrs. Williams. Enough verbal jousting!	1.2600	0.04632	100	79	18	3
1962	Apparently Google self-corrected from nightly in the boss's memo.	1.2600	0.05617	100	80	14	6
1963	I think this would be perfect for our roundtable next week.	1.2600	0.05435	100	79	16	5
1964	I'm ready for my afternoon joust. Did you make arrangements for a horse?	1.2600	0.04632	100	75	24	1
1965	I see they have you working the knight shift again	1.2600	0.05617	100	80	14	6
1966	Patricia, can you check to see if my lance has been straightened and my steed re-shod?	1.2597	0.06243	77	61	12	4
1967	I didn't get your email. Again, it's Melanie, not m'lady.	1.2597	0.06243	77	61	12	4
1968	Not in? Surely you jest..	1.2597	0.06243	77	61	12	4
1969	When I told you that you would be working the night shift I didn't think you would take it so seriously.	1.2597	0.06243	77	61	12	4
1970	Nadn burwahda adda, Mff bwuhkz.	1.2597	0.06511	77	62	10	5
1971	Are you available knights and weekends?	1.2597	0.05359	77	58	18	1
1972	The pay scale for windmill tilting was simply too low.	1.2596	0.05291	104	82	17	5
1973	What are you thoughts on Succession?	1.2593	0.06029	81	64	13	4
1974	I dress for the job I want, not the job I have.	1.2593	0.05205	81	61	19	1
1975	I assume this means we're sticking with masks	1.2593	0.06029	81	64	13	4
1976	Let's get this straight, I'm your administrative assistant, not your damned squire!	1.2593	0.06029	81	64	13	4
1977	Purchasing says you are responsible for your own WD-40.	1.2593	0.05483	108	87	14	7
1978	Why the long face today?	1.2593	0.05768	81	63	15	3
1979	How would you like naming our son Lance?	1.2593	0.05493	81	62	17	2
1980	No,I hired you for the night shift	1.2593	0.06280	81	65	11	5
1981	So we're looking at a 15% housing price increase next year, along with an invasion of pillaging hordes.	1.2593	0.05768	81	63	15	3
1982	Couldn't your demand for a duel have been an email?	1.2593	0.06029	81	64	13	4
1983	No, I think that is you that should stop being so defensive.	1.2593	0.06029	81	64	13	4
1984	Don't follow my instructions mechanically... never forget you are human.	1.2593	0.05158	108	85	18	5
1985	I'd like to help, ma'am, but if corporate says this damsel isn't strictly in 'distress,' then my hands are tied.	1.2593	0.06280	81	65	11	5
1986	I'm hosting the Oscars tonight.	1.2593	0.06029	81	64	13	4
1987	I'm really tired of working nights.	1.2593	0.06029	81	64	13	4
1988	I shall deliver this at once to Sir Cularfile.	1.2593	0.06280	81	65	11	5
1989	It’s perhaps no secret that my editing skills are a bit rusty.	1.2589	0.05190	112	89	17	6
1990	Guess I misunderstood what you meant by the night shift.	1.2588	0.05589	85	66	16	3
1991	Sir, don’t you think you’re taking this cyberattack a little too seriously?	1.2588	0.05835	85	67	14	4
1992	Clarence, maybe we should talk about our policy of openness and transparency.	1.2588	0.06296	85	69	10	6
1993	Perhaps something a little less up to date.	1.2588	0.05333	85	65	18	2
1994	Oh, suddenly 'No loud attire' just means whatever Janice wants?	1.2588	0.05835	85	67	14	4
1995	No Steve, I asked you to work nights.	1.2588	0.06070	85	68	12	5
1996	Lower the drawbridge.	1.2584	0.05656	89	70	15	4
1997	I'm ready to give you your review now.	1.2584	0.06091	89	72	11	6
1998	Don't forget that rust never sleeps	1.2584	0.05185	89	68	19	2
1999	Lower the face plate a little, and I'll pour in the coffee.	1.2584	0.05878	89	71	13	5
2000	Miss Jones, I got here by going to knight school.	1.2584	0.05426	89	69	17	3
2001	I’m sorry to see you leave. Uh, what do you mean by “irreconcilable cultural differences”?	1.2584	0.05878	89	71	13	5
2002	Good knight,sir knight.	1.2584	0.05656	89	70	15	4
2003	We have a very open atmosphere except for lèse-majesté around the water cooler.	1.2584	0.05185	89	68	19	2
2004	Sir, I don't believe social joustice is a thing.	1.2584	0.05878	89	71	13	5
2005	Do you think this will protect me from getting laid off?	1.2584	0.05426	89	69	17	3
2006	Nice try with the moat and riddles three. You've been served.	1.2584	0.06091	89	72	11	6
2007	We thought you were going to work remoatly today.	1.2584	0.05878	89	71	13	5
2008	So, what pronoun should we call you?	1.2581	0.05492	93	73	16	4
2009	Hey Bill, You're serious about your malware protection aren't you?	1.2581	0.05048	93	71	20	2
2010	We think you’ll be happier on knight shift.	1.2581	0.04811	93	70	22	1
2011	I just feel safer wearing a mask.	1.2577	0.05538	97	77	15	5
2012	I see you're prepared for our round-table discussion today."	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
2013	To find the Grail, you must first produce the inventory report."	1.2577	0.05538	97	77	15	5
2014	Not "letter opener." I said "mail opener!"	1.2577	0.05135	97	75	19	3
2015	Good news! Accounting said armor is a reimbursable expense	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
2016	This is my formal fortknight notice	1.2577	0.05538	97	77	15	5
2017	When you work in H.R. you need the extra protection.	1.2576	0.06224	66	51	13	2
2018	recycled soup cans?	1.2576	0.06224	66	51	13	2
2019	You’re perfect for the position, Miss Wench.	1.2574	0.05200	101	79	18	4
2020	Should I prepare the Round Table for lunch sir?	1.2574	0.05387	101	80	16	5
2021	They say you’re a hard ass, but I didn’t realize….	1.2571	0.05246	105	83	17	5
2022	Excuse me Sir, but your horse just pooped in my parking spot.	1.2571	0.06652	70	56	10	4
2023	You joust!	1.2571	0.06652	70	56	10	4
2024	If I get one more piece of chain mail in my inbox, Linda...	1.2571	0.06652	70	56	10	4
2025	So that’s what the “K” in KN95 stands for.	1.2571	0.05418	105	84	15	6
2026	Nice resume but can you joust?	1.2571	0.05246	105	83	17	5
2027	The job requires working knights.	1.2569	0.05438	109	88	14	7
2028	As you can see, I am suitably impressed by your CV.	1.2569	0.04947	109	85	20	4
2029	I think it's been escalated, Sir Willam.	1.2569	0.05279	109	87	16	6
2030	Any chance we could get an Ottoman in here?	1.2568	0.06682	74	60	9	5
2031	I'm the Knight Clerk but you can just call me 'Sir'. How may I help you?	1.2568	0.06103	74	58	13	3
2032	Imma go Medieval on these progress reports.	1.2568	0.06399	74	59	11	4
2033	You rang, my liege?	1.2568	0.06399	74	59	11	4
2034	I never got a heart, but I am on my way to getting a pension.	1.2568	0.06399	74	59	11	4
2035	The exit interviewees all showed up	1.2564	0.05895	78	61	14	3
2036	No, I don't feel I'm being 'overly defensive.'	1.2564	0.05895	78	61	14	3
2037	Well, this is casual to ME!	1.2564	0.05300	78	59	18	1
2038	They’re reminding us to charge to accounting, not at accounting.	1.2564	0.05605	78	60	16	2
2039	This isn't what I meant by dress for the job you want, Derrick.	1.2564	0.06435	78	63	10	5
2040	I'd prefer not to talk about it.	1.2564	0.05605	78	60	16	2
2041	I cannot fathom why the report would have so many typos.	1.2564	0.05895	78	61	14	3
2042	Prithee, fair maiden, canst thou explain thy meaning: hostile work environment?	1.2564	0.06435	78	63	10	5
2043	No point in asking how the shareholders meeting went.	1.2564	0.05605	78	60	16	2
2044	My eyes are up here Ms. Edwards.	1.2564	0.06171	78	62	12	4
2045	I thought you said could I work nights.	1.2564	0.05605	78	60	16	2
2046	I'm sorry to report that someone took your lubricating oil from the break room.	1.2561	0.05706	82	64	15	3
2047	I'm just a Templar	1.2561	0.05964	82	65	13	4
2048	Where I come from, masks are the bare minimum.	1.2561	0.05435	82	63	17	2
2049	You're right. We have to steel ourselves for this crisis.	1.2561	0.05706	82	64	15	3
2050	yes, but can you stave off attacks with a sword?	1.2561	0.05435	82	63	17	2
2051	But Sir,I heard Covid was over.	1.2561	0.05706	82	64	15	3
2052	You're violating our company dress code. You're not wearing a tie.	1.2561	0.05706	82	64	15	3
2053	It deflects microagressions.	1.2561	0.06211	82	66	11	5
2054	The boardroom table arrived. The designer decided hexagon is nicer than round.	1.2561	0.05151	82	62	19	1
2055	But you said you wanted to work old school.	1.2561	0.05964	82	65	13	4
2056	It’s optional.	1.2558	0.05774	86	68	14	4
2057	Just call me Dame Judi.	1.2558	0.06230	86	70	10	6
2058	Chivalry demands my attorney review these before I sign.	1.2558	0.05532	86	67	16	3
2059	This is PPE for the "Dragon" variant	1.2558	0.06006	86	69	12	5
2060	Not so, I am totally open to criticism	1.2558	0.05532	86	67	16	3
2061	I’m ready. Bring in the auditors	1.2558	0.05774	86	68	14	4
2062	They’re letting me go due to a lack of vision.	1.2558	0.06006	86	69	12	5
2063	Is this your way of hiding from the Me-Too People?	1.2558	0.05013	86	65	20	1
2064	I just assumed you'd be working the knight shift	1.2558	0.05279	86	66	18	2
2065	I am prepared to defend this budget.	1.2558	0.06006	86	69	12	5
2066	When chivalry went out of style, I decided to go into accounting.	1.2558	0.06006	86	69	12	5
2067	The day shift is for closers.	1.2558	0.06006	86	69	12	5
2068	I'm trying to protect myself from the blue light.	1.2558	0.05279	86	66	18	2
2069	“Still trying to figure out what the ‘new normal’ is.”	1.2558	0.05532	86	67	16	3
2070	I decided to mask against macro-organisms as well.	1.2556	0.05819	90	72	13	5
2071	The armor mandate has actually been lifted, sir.	1.2556	0.05373	90	70	17	3
2072	You know what they say. Dress for the job you want.	1.2556	0.05819	90	72	13	5
2073	I take chain mail very seriously.	1.2556	0.05819	90	72	13	5
2074	But this is a suit...	1.2556	0.05819	90	72	13	5
2075	Do you have a quest for me?”	1.2556	0.05135	90	69	19	2
2076	Complaints have recently taken a nasty turn.	1.2556	0.05819	90	72	13	5
2077	With regard to the pen’s might. I’ll need a rewrite there.	1.2553	0.05226	94	73	18	3
2078	So what if I was out with some friends last night and didn't quite make it home in time to dress for the office	1.2553	0.04768	94	71	22	1
2079	Shall I bring you your mail?	1.2553	0.05846	94	76	12	6
2080	I'll admit, this is one way to prevent sexual harassment.	1.2553	0.05647	94	75	14	5
2081	Can't meet this afternoon. I have a joust.	1.2553	0.05226	94	73	18	3
2082	Relax! It's more comfortable than it looks!	1.2553	0.05846	94	76	12	6
2083	Thanks Phyllis. Yep, I think I’m all set for the in-person staff meeting.	1.2553	0.05440	94	74	16	4
2084	You think you can't rise above the glass ceiling? How do you think I feel stuck in this shining armor?	1.2553	0.05440	94	74	16	4
2085	Long day's journey into knight?	1.2553	0.05002	94	72	20	2
2086	And you have experience with catapults?	1.2551	0.05292	98	77	17	4
2087	-... and then she left without even saying good knight.	1.2551	0.05676	98	79	13	6
2088	Sir, Your a day early... This is Formal Wednesday...	1.2551	0.05487	98	81	11	6
2089	I know knight’s armor doesn’t stop Covid. I’m not an idiot.	1.2549	0.05155	102	80	18	4
2090	This is not exactly what we meant by night work.	1.2549	0.05692	102	83	12	7
2091	A ‘one knight’ stand.	1.2547	0.05027	106	83	19	4
2092	What exactly is Mr Post doing on the ledge outside your window?	1.2547	0.05202	106	84	17	5
2093	So you're interviewing for the knight shift?	1.2547	0.05027	106	83	19	4
2094	My side hustle is at Medieval Times	1.2544	0.05109	114	91	17	6
2095	Sixty words per minute is the coin of the realm	1.2537	0.07163	67	55	7	5
2096	The staff thinks that they can't get "face time" with you.	1.2537	0.06501	67	53	11	3
2097	What do you mean that it makes others feel uncomfortable when I'm around them ?	1.2535	0.06567	71	57	10	4
2098	You may think it’s cool sir but it really isn’t your strong suit…	1.2535	0.05923	71	55	14	2
2099	Mr. Rock, Will Smith is in the lobby. He says you're expecting him?	1.2535	0.06254	71	56	12	3
2100	It’ s French for love	1.2535	0.06867	71	58	8	5
2101	Why must everybody challenge me?	1.2533	0.06031	75	59	13	3
2102	He wants to joust you for your chair. What should I tell him?	1.2533	0.05400	75	57	17	1
2103	Oval schmoval, Candace, order me a round table!	1.2533	0.06031	75	59	13	3
2104	It's time to meet with the shareholders. I see you're prepared.	1.2533	0.06869	75	62	7	6
2105	I'm told you're the person to speak to about the new dress code.	1.2533	0.05724	75	58	15	2
2106	Signing up for negotiations, are we?	1.2533	0.05724	75	58	15	2
2107	Good Knight Mr S.mith	1.2533	0.06031	75	59	13	3
2108	It's a great Covid defense but I can't hear very well	1.2533	0.06323	75	60	11	4
2109	Let's not bring Bill Gates into this.	1.2533	0.06323	75	60	11	4
2110	Are you goin' commando underneath that?	1.2533	0.06031	75	59	13	3
2111	I hope you didnt have plans tonight Lancelot, we're going to need you to work late	1.2532	0.06361	79	64	10	5
2112	Just in case, performing in front of Wil Smith tonight.	1.2532	0.06101	79	63	12	4
2113	Is that your flagon of mead in the break room?	1.2532	0.05544	79	61	16	2
2114	The good news is that they now make office armor that accommodates sitting. -Jessica E. Meth, Larchmont NY	1.2532	0.05829	79	62	14	3
2115	We're Will Smith's agency, and he's coming over today for a meeting.	1.2532	0.06101	79	63	12	4
2116	It’s official– I’m now in charge of enforcing the company’s booster mandate.	1.2532	0.06612	79	65	8	6
2117	Big meeting today?	1.2532	0.05544	79	61	16	2
2118	Another day at the Knight Desk	1.2532	0.05829	79	62	14	3
2119	Frankly, Miss Sims, I'm sick and tired of people asking me which Heavy Metal band I was in.	1.2532	0.05829	79	62	14	3
2120	They told me I should get ready for night work.	1.2532	0.06101	79	63	12	4
2121	I am happy that you are a Knight of Columbus and not one of those weird knights!	1.2532	0.06101	79	63	12	4
2122	Is the round table for the board room still on backorder?	1.2530	0.06143	83	67	11	5
2123	Terrific third quarter, m' lady!	1.2530	0.05098	83	63	19	1
2124	Not what I meant when I told him have a good night	1.2530	0.05899	83	66	13	4
2125	In this job I've learned when to pick my battles.	1.2530	0.06378	83	68	9	6
2126	I only see you as a heat register...	1.2530	0.05645	83	65	15	3
2127	One days like this it feels like the sword is mightier.	1.2530	0.04801	83	62	21	0
2128	This firm's guaranty is iron clad.	1.2530	0.06143	83	67	11	5
2129	If you don't like my outfit, cancel casual Friday, Linda"	1.2530	0.06143	83	67	11	5
2130	This job is not for the thin skinned.	1.2530	0.06143	83	67	11	5
2131	Counselor, this has to ironclad.	1.2530	0.05378	83	64	17	2
2132	Too many slings and arrows?	1.2530	0.05645	83	65	15	3
2133	I don’t do email—I do chain mail.	1.2530	0.05899	83	66	13	4
2134	Trial by combat for the corner cubicle has been denied.	1.2530	0.05645	83	65	15	3
2135	New covid protocol, yours is at your desk.	1.2530	0.05378	83	64	17	2
2136	I'd rather work at a round table.	1.2530	0.05378	83	64	17	2
2137	Forget the unicorns, it's dragon time.	1.2529	0.05715	87	69	14	4
2138	No, I'm not jesting about jousting, Ms. Knight.	1.2529	0.05715	87	69	14	4
2139	It's k 95 armor. Now bring in the next supplicant.	1.2529	0.05715	87	69	14	4
2140	It happens to some men when they reach middle age.	1.2529	0.05944	87	70	12	5
2141	You really think this is the way to Protect yourself from COVID?	1.2529	0.05226	87	67	18	2
2142	That's not what they meant when they switched you to the night shift. Now can I have my desk back?	1.2529	0.05476	87	68	16	3
2143	What do you mean that you're not interested in middle aged guys?	1.2529	0.05476	87	68	16	3
2144	Simply mentally preparing myself for the weekly budget meeting, no longer seems sufficient.	1.2529	0.05476	87	68	16	3
2145	This is what happens when you choose every battle.	1.2529	0.05715	87	69	14	4
2146	I hate to offend ye, Mr. Arthur, but that was definitely a Round Table meeting that could have been an email.	1.2529	0.05476	87	68	16	3
2147	Don't you think just wearing a mask would be enough protection from the virus?	1.2529	0.05476	87	68	16	3
2148	Well, as they say, prevention is better than cure.	1.2529	0.05476	87	68	16	3
2149	Your mutton is stinking up the break room fridge.	1.2529	0.05226	87	67	18	2
2150	Okay, okay...maybe I am being a little defensive.	1.2529	0.04964	87	66	20	1
2151	What made you interested in the knight shift?	1.2527	0.05321	91	71	17	3
2152	I couldn't find my mask	1.2527	0.05546	91	72	15	4
2153	Ready to defend your budget proposal?	1.2527	0.05321	91	71	17	3
2154	This is the new Mask Policy!	1.2527	0.06171	91	75	9	7
2155	I am now ready for the tax auditors	1.2527	0.05762	91	73	13	5
2156	So, Do I still have to rear the damn mask?	1.2527	0.05762	91	73	13	5
2157	Your cleaners called…you picked up the wrong suit.	1.2527	0.05546	91	72	15	4
2158	My other suit is being shined.	1.2527	0.05546	91	72	15	4
2159	it's a young company, you're the only one who's Middle-Aged	1.2527	0.05086	91	70	19	2
2160	What are you staring at?	1.2526	0.05980	95	78	10	7
2161	Miss Willams, please cancel my two-o'clock. I have a joust in Jersey and won't be back in time.	1.2526	0.05177	95	74	18	3
2162	The mailroom is down the hall	1.2526	0.05177	95	74	18	3
2163	Well, you don't have to be so defensive!	1.2526	0.05177	95	74	18	3
2164	I told him I was going to get medieval on his...never mind.	1.2526	0.05389	95	75	16	4
2165	Yes I make the decisions, and stop calling me the tin man!	1.2525	0.05624	99	80	13	6
2166	Seriously, Wanda, do you really believe “A man’s home is his castle” is a debunked conspiracy theory?	1.2524	0.04921	103	80	20	3
2167	I'm protecting myself in case Will Smith comes after me.	1.2524	0.06127	103	87	6	10
2168	Yeah, I'm on knight shift all week.	1.2524	0.05110	103	81	18	4
2169	No, I'm Percival, but we get that a lot.	1.2524	0.05641	103	84	12	7
2170	Sir, it's time to put the pedal to the metal.	1.2500	0.05960	76	60	13	3
2171	Lunch sounds great. How about White Castle?	1.2500	0.05837	84	67	13	4
2172	My 500th High School reunion is coming up and I wanted to make sure I could wear my old cheerleading uniform all day.	1.2500	0.05911	92	75	11	6
2173	Young reviewing your employment history, there seems to be a gap during the crusades period.....	1.2500	0.06312	88	73	8	7
2174	I’m on the knight shift	1.2500	0.06309	84	69	9	6
2175	I don't care how much you love it, you're not wearing your knight suit to lunch with a client.	1.2500	0.05735	96	78	12	6
2176	It seems I misunderstood the night-shift part.	1.2500	0.05000	100	78	19	3
2177	There's been an attack. Who are the Cybers?	1.2500	0.06033	80	64	12	4
2178	All my other suits were at the dry cleaners.	1.2500	0.05585	84	66	15	3
2179	You've been forwarding a little too much chain mail lately.	1.2500	0.05492	92	73	15	4
2180	'I was unable to get Kevlar."	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
2181	This should give you some indication how extreme the office politics are here.	1.2500	0.05046	84	64	19	1
2182	Sometimes I leave for the coliseum straight from work.	1.2500	0.06063	68	53	13	2
2183	I distinctly ordered a round table.	1.2500	0.05067	104	82	18	4
2184	Your armor is not shining.	1.2500	0.05883	88	71	12	5
2185	I take it you've never been to knight school.	1.2500	0.06415	68	54	11	3
2186	I see you prefer traditional personal protective equipment.	1.2500	0.06415	68	54	11	3
2187	You realize their words can still hurt you, right?	1.2500	0.06248	76	61	11	4
2188	Looks to me like you wish to be rescued from your current job.	1.2500	0.04911	96	74	20	2
2189	I was told to brace for a cyber attack.	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
2190	Sir, I just don’t think it’s a good look when your the head of HR.	1.2500	0.05270	92	72	17	3
2191	In addition, I'm very good at handling mail	1.2500	0.06033	80	64	12	4
2192	You're the new knight shift applicant?	1.2500	0.05198	100	79	17	4
2193	I can’t help it, you know, it’s my ancestors DNA	1.2500	0.06033	80	64	12	4
2194	I prefer the night shift.	1.2500	0.06289	80	65	10	5
2195	Your request for a round desk was denied.	1.2500	0.04794	100	77	21	2
2196	It's the only suit I own.	1.2500	0.06077	84	68	11	5
2197	I'm flattered, Wendy, but my last office romance ended badly.	1.2500	0.06033	80	64	12	4
2198	Sorry, Clyde, but the Dark Knight wears a Batman costume	1.2500	0.06309	84	69	9	6
2199	Was this a roundtable decision?	1.2500	0.06033	80	64	12	4
2200	Took my lunch break at the Renaissance Faire"	1.2500	0.05322	84	65	17	2
2201	No, I said chain e-mail.	1.2500	0.06033	80	64	12	4
2202	Who's your tailor?	1.2500	0.06749	68	55	9	4
2203	I just don’t “do” white satin.	1.2500	0.06523	76	62	9	5
2204	The mayor lifted the mask mandate, sir.	1.2500	0.05198	100	79	17	4
2205	Where is your appropriate work PPE Janice?	1.2500	0.05911	92	75	11	6
2206	Personnel stressed I'd need to be prepared working nights.	1.2500	0.05198	100	79	17	4
2207	There’s a horse in your parking spot !	1.2500	0.05483	80	62	16	2
2208	I'm sorry, Gwendolyn, I couldn't understand your report on the Crusades because it's written in modern English.	1.2500	0.05960	76	60	13	3
2209	I won't be here tomorrow morning; I work the Knight shift.	1.2500	0.06176	72	57	12	3
2210	never goes out of style	1.2500	0.05585	84	66	15	3
2211	I haven't given casual Friday much thought yet.	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
2212	And please add a tube of armor shiner to your to do list.	1.2500	0.06033	80	64	12	4
2213	Ted, this is not what the company means by 'casual Friday.'	1.2500	0.05506	72	55	16	1
2214	When i call you i expect you to charge in !	1.2500	0.06248	76	61	11	4
2215	Sometimes I feel like my Middle Age crisis is not going unnoticed.	1.2500	0.05658	76	59	15	2
2216	I can’t believe they demoted me to the rectangular table	1.2500	0.05585	84	66	15	3
2217	I'm an old soul where suits are concerned.	1.2500	0.06515	88	74	6	8
2218	What time is my Duel?	1.2500	0.07374	60	49	7	4
2219	My hazmat suit is in the wash.	1.2500	0.05585	84	66	15	3
2220	You really seem to be taking to the knight shift, Mr. James.	1.2500	0.05175	88	68	18	2
2221	I’m steeling myself against bad news!	1.2500	0.05322	84	65	17	2
2222	An N95 mask is all you really neeed.	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
2223	The winner of the joust decides once and for all how many spaces go after a period.	1.2500	0.05837	84	67	13	4
2224	Iron, yes, but not Iron Man	1.2500	0.05175	88	68	18	2
2225	You’re saying I’m contractually obligated to joust?	1.2500	0.05198	100	79	17	4
2226	I’m still not calling you “Sir”, Derek.	1.2500	0.05198	100	79	17	4
2227	I guess you didn't get the memo. The Governor is lifting mask restrictions.	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
2228	None of my other suits fit anymore.	1.2500	0.06248	76	61	11	4
2229	It's part of our shift from cutting edge to bleeding edge.	1.2500	0.07066	68	56	7	5
2230	Round table? Budget review? Board meeting? Bring it on.	1.2500	0.04684	104	80	22	2
2231	We're not going jousting for happy hour, Ted	1.2500	0.05585	84	66	15	3
2232	I ran out of regular masks	1.2500	0.04766	108	84	21	3
2233	Are you the night duty person?	1.2500	0.05573	100	81	13	6
2234	I miss my old round table	1.2500	0.05837	84	67	13	4
2235	You can take that off now, the client’s dropped the suit.	1.2500	0.04526	124	99	20	5
2236	You look like the animal in last weeks cartoon	1.2500	0.05248	104	83	16	5
2237	Impressive resume,but I'm concerned about the difference in our ages	1.2500	0.06309	84	69	9	6
2238	I'm sorry to inform you that our jousting department has been liquidated.	1.2500	0.05837	84	67	13	4
2239	The CDC recommends taking additional precautions with this new variant	1.2500	0.05030	116	93	17	6
2240	I'm worried your column may come across a little dated.	1.2500	0.05911	92	75	11	6
2241	I'm a lawyer	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
2242	Is this the Medieval History Department?	1.2500	0.05960	76	60	13	3
2243	Sir, I’ve been elected to let you know there’s something creepy about a boss with a persecution complex	1.2500	0.05000	100	78	19	3
2244	My doctor said I was iron deficient.	1.2500	0.05421	88	69	16	3
2245	You're fired,Ms. Nelson. I would rise for emphasis,but I'm barefoot.	1.2500	0.05421	88	69	16	3
2246	Sir, is this your first root canal."	1.2500	0.06289	80	65	10	5
2247	I work in stocks. That’s why I couldn’t stand up when you came in.	1.2500	0.05423	104	84	14	6
2248	Sarah, this is the first I've heard that the annual Office Ren Faire has been canceled, and I am not pleased.	1.2479	0.04361	117	92	22	3
2249	I'm doing my best to avoid synthetic fibers.	1.2478	0.05111	113	91	16	6
2250	Looks great, let me just trebuchet this over to accounting for final review.	1.2477	0.04728	109	88	17	4
2251	Sorry Janie, but the knight shift is already filled up.	1.2476	0.04838	105	82	20	3
2252	It would be easier if you just got vaccinated.	1.2475	0.05152	101	80	17	4
2253	Let’s take five. I need to visit the little knight’s room.”	1.2475	0.05523	101	82	13	6
2254	Covid restrictions have been lifted, James	1.2474	0.04867	97	75	20	2
2255	We have a business chivalrous dress code	1.2474	0.05083	97	76	18	3
2256	I’m sorry, but for some reason I can’t read a single word.	1.2474	0.05682	97	79	12	6
2257	I need you to find a round table for the conference room.	1.2474	0.05290	97	77	16	4
2258	You'll need a thick skin if you want to work here.	1.2474	0.05290	97	77	16	4
2259	Remove the head from the windowsill, get rid of it discreetly, and say nothing to anyone about it."	1.2473	0.05650	93	75	13	5
2260	We've had complaints from staff that you are hard to read.	1.2473	0.05439	93	74	15	4
2261	People are saying you seem a bit defensive.	1.2473	0.05650	93	75	13	5
2262	I prefer you call me ‘sir’	1.2473	0.05220	93	73	17	3
2263	Your presence is required at a round table discussion.	1.2472	0.05367	89	70	16	3
2264	Shouldn't you be working in the 'Mail' room?	1.2472	0.06247	89	74	8	7
2265	It can’t be that difficult to find an oil can, Ms. Johnson.	1.2472	0.05824	89	72	12	5
2266	Oh, and put the word out that chain mail is okay again.	1.2472	0.05124	89	69	18	2
2267	No, you were not assigned to me as punishment. Where did you get such a silly idea?	1.2472	0.06039	89	73	10	6
2268	I think I would be more comfortable with the sword actually	1.2472	0.05600	89	71	14	4
2269	How did the security awareness training go?	1.2472	0.05600	89	71	14	4
2270	It's Marketing's idea. We're trying to compete with a talking gecko.	1.2472	0.05367	89	70	16	3
2271	Sorry, I can't see how the pen is mightier than the sword.	1.2472	0.06039	89	73	10	6
2272	Use your pen. I want it signed not shredded.	1.2471	0.06241	85	70	9	6
2273	No, this time it's a cold coffee...	1.2471	0.05527	85	67	15	3
2274	Who told you we were transferring you to customer relations?	1.2471	0.05268	85	68	14	3
2275	Yes, sir.	1.2471	0.05775	85	68	13	4
2276	And by which hour doth m'lady require this scroll?	1.2471	0.05527	85	67	15	3
2277	It's just a safety precaution.	1.2471	0.05775	85	68	13	4
2278	Laundry day? Laundry day.	1.2471	0.06013	85	69	11	5
2279	I've been asked to present an Oscar.	1.2471	0.05268	85	66	17	2
2280	They stopped using swords to fire people in the 50s.	1.2471	0.05775	85	68	13	4
2281	So the moats you learned to build in business school were literal, huh?	1.2471	0.05527	85	67	15	3
2282	So, you think you have what it takes to work in complaints?	1.2471	0.05775	85	68	13	4
2283	So are you taking the knight shift?	1.2471	0.06241	85	70	9	6
2284	I was an occupation diversity hire.	1.2471	0.05527	85	67	15	3
2285	Boss says that if you fake being sick one more time, he’s gonna take you to the guillotine.	1.2471	0.04995	85	65	19	1
2286	You must be my knight-shift manager	1.2471	0.05775	85	68	13	4
2287	Desk-bound knight-errant go figure.	1.2471	0.05527	85	67	15	3
2288	I'm not comfortable wearing a mask.	1.2469	0.05131	81	62	18	1
2289	What the hell is an “e-mail”?	1.2469	0.05701	81	64	14	3
2290	What do you mean I don’t fit the office culture?	1.2469	0.05701	81	64	14	3
2291	The Board has nixed the tourney?	1.2469	0.05424	81	63	16	2
2292	No, Agnes, we didn't mean 'Night Shift'.	1.2469	0.05966	81	65	12	4
2293	sir, we are out of workhorses.	1.2469	0.05701	81	64	14	3
2294	I wasn't ready to stop working from home.	1.2469	0.05701	81	64	14	3
2295	I'm wearing this because I was lanced a lot.	1.2469	0.06462	81	67	8	6
2296	You can relax; Will isn’t coming in today.	1.2469	0.05701	81	64	14	3
2297	What are you lookin at?	1.2469	0.06697	81	68	6	7
2298	Those N-95 masks are just too uncomfortable.	1.2469	0.05966	81	65	12	4
2299	How well can you handle a javelin?	1.2469	0.05701	81	64	14	3
2300	Where is Sancho?	1.2469	0.06219	81	66	10	5
2301	Any update on that round table?	1.2469	0.05424	81	63	16	2
2302	When will you take the knight off?	1.2469	0.05424	81	63	16	2
2303	Dragon in the Boardroom, you're on.	1.2469	0.05701	81	64	14	3
2304	Is the air conditioner working ? Kinda hot in here.	1.2469	0.06219	81	66	10	5
2305	I'd say that about covers it.	1.2469	0.05966	81	65	12	4
2306	You're right to shield yourself, because you're not going to like the slings and arrows of what I have to say....	1.2469	0.05701	81	64	14	3
2307	Can’t work the night shift? What’s that’s supposed to mean?	1.2469	0.05701	81	64	14	3
2308	Fine, but how about weekends?	1.2469	0.06462	81	67	8	6
2309	Mrs. Jones, Please set up a meeting this afternoon with the Cowardly Lion, the Scarecrow and Dorothy.	1.2469	0.05966	81	65	12	4
2310	There’s no armor mandate in the office, but we are armor-optional and armor-positive.	1.2468	0.06175	77	62	11	4
2311	That's SIR Richard, if you don't mind.	1.2468	0.05891	77	61	13	3
2312	Your jousting.	1.2468	0.05594	77	62	12	3
2313	How’s your jousting?	1.2468	0.06175	77	62	11	4
2314	The knight shift pays better and it’s simplified my wardrobe.	1.2468	0.06175	77	62	11	4
2315	The other knights prefer their cubicles to the round table you ordered.	1.2468	0.05891	77	61	13	3
2316	I'm the new logo for Armour Meats	1.2468	0.06175	77	62	11	4
2317	Is this really from the princess ?	1.2468	0.05594	77	60	15	2
2318	Because corporate battles are just like war, that's why.	1.2468	0.05891	77	61	13	3
2319	Mr. Smith is here to see you, Mr. Rock.	1.2468	0.05891	77	61	13	3
2320	Oh, I thought they meant the knight shift!	1.2468	0.06445	77	63	9	5
2321	Show them to conference room with the round table.	1.2468	0.06175	77	62	11	4
2322	I am here for the ivory tower redesign project meeting.	1.2468	0.05594	77	60	15	2
2323	You can't sit there until you pull the sword out of the stone.	1.2466	0.05780	73	57	14	2
2324	Sarge says I'm on desk duty until the board rules the decapitation was in policy.	1.2466	0.06695	73	60	8	5
2325	Because nobody's wearing masks anymore and you won't let me work from home.	1.2466	0.05780	73	57	14	2
2326	It’s from the dragon, sir, asking you to consider his revised ending to the narrative.	1.2466	0.05441	73	56	16	1
2327	It's been a really hazardous day.	1.2466	0.06101	73	58	12	3
2328	...and so it looks like Dorothy, the Scarecrow and the Cowardly Lion didn’t show up again!	1.2466	0.06695	73	60	8	5
2329	You can knock off now, the day shift has started.	1.2466	0.05780	73	57	14	2
2330	You’re in my seat. Mid evil questions are next aisle.”	1.2466	0.05441	73	56	16	1
2331	Staff says forget the chivalry, we want equal pay.	1.2466	0.06101	73	58	12	3
2332	They keep assigning me the knight shift	1.2466	0.05780	73	57	14	2
2333	Around here, Ms. McIntyre, we do not consider "Medieval" a bad thing.	1.2466	0.06695	73	60	8	5
2334	I find it's really reduced the amount of paper cuts!	1.2464	0.05986	69	54	13	2
2335	Did you have a specific complaint?	1.2464	0.05986	69	54	13	2
2336	Just so you know. The mask mandate was lifted.	1.2464	0.05619	69	53	15	1
2337	Do you have some other definition of business casual?	1.2464	0.05986	69	54	13	2
2338	You can mail this and then bring me a can opener.	1.2464	0.06332	69	55	11	3
2339	ye moldy oldie can I get you a Radio Shack computer?	1.2464	0.06332	69	55	11	3
2340	It's my day to be Knight.	1.2464	0.05986	69	54	13	2
2341	If Renaissance Dry-Cleaning calls, put them through immediately.	1.2464	0.06660	69	56	9	4
2342	Welcome to the Office of Chivalry. How can I be of service, m'lady?	1.2462	0.07282	65	54	6	5
2343	But I am wearing a suit.	1.2462	0.06944	65	53	8	4
2344	Greave news, sir. The Daily Mail are closing the knight desk. The editor just ordered me to get your cuirass out of here.	1.2456	0.05071	114	92	16	6
2345	Your first joust is at eleven this morning.	1.2455	0.05354	110	90	13	7
2346	Are you recyclable, shreddable, or just trash	1.2455	0.05033	110	88	17	5
2347	I agree, I'm glad we don't have to joust today.	1.2451	0.05474	102	83	13	6
2348	HR doesn't take lightly the claim that this company is 'in the dark ages'.	1.2449	0.05242	98	80	13	5
2349	I'm working on some new Chris Rock jokes	1.2449	0.05629	98	80	12	6
2350	I thought they said I'd be working the knight shift.	1.2449	0.05439	98	79	14	5
2351	I hope that's your resignation letter.	1.2449	0.05037	98	77	18	3
2352	You don't need to get so defensive.	1.2449	0.05037	98	77	18	3
2353	That's not what it says in the employee handbook, Grace. I am wearing a suit.	1.2449	0.05813	98	81	10	7
2354	I trust Doctor Fauci.	1.2447	0.05596	94	76	13	5
2355	Where in this paperwork is my request for a round desk?	1.2447	0.05596	94	76	13	5
2356	No you may not turn the thermostat up.	1.2447	0.05387	94	75	15	4
2357	No, I do not work knights.	1.2447	0.05596	94	76	13	5
2358	How good are you at rustproofing?	1.2447	0.05387	94	75	15	4
2359	My door is always open. Me, not so much.	1.2447	0.05387	94	75	15	4
2360	Finally. I’ve been waiting for ages.	1.2444	0.05765	90	73	12	5
2361	Will you please just get the Covid shot?	1.2444	0.05074	90	70	18	2
2362	I needed this report by nightfall.	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2363	We in HR are concerned you didn’t understand you were hired for the night shift…	1.2444	0.04822	90	69	20	1
2364	Because I just don’t think that a rectangle is a good shape for a conference room table, that’s why.	1.2444	0.05544	90	72	14	4
2365	Mmmph grrrsh frgehphrey crmbsmm.	1.2444	0.05978	90	74	10	6
2366	The round table is back ordered.	1.2444	0.05074	90	70	18	2
2367	Fresh grass for the company steed is, indeed, a business expense.	1.2444	0.05544	90	72	14	4
2368	So much for that new princess in my life. It's a restraining order."	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2369	You'll need to submit a round table requisition form.	1.2442	0.05715	86	69	13	4
2370	Your teflon resume tells us you won't stick around.	1.2442	0.05715	86	69	13	4
2371	Are you boosted?	1.2442	0.05470	86	68	15	3
2372	As the new human resource manager, I vow to defend your honor to the death.	1.2442	0.06175	86	71	9	6
2373	Jared we told you that you can't cosplay at work.	1.2442	0.05949	86	70	11	5
2374	I wasn’t aware that the CDC had issued another directive on what PPE to use.	1.2442	0.05470	86	68	15	3
2375	I’ve been called into HR.	1.2442	0.05715	86	69	13	4
2376	Just call me Joani. I'll be in charge of glass ceilings.	1.2442	0.05470	86	68	15	3
2377	Jousting on lunch. You in?	1.2442	0.06393	86	72	7	7
2378	I understand you object to my calling you "Fair Maiden."	1.2439	0.06150	82	67	10	5
2379	I asked for a round table,Miss Smith.	1.2439	0.05366	82	64	16	2
2380	I said you had to work tonight, not as a knight	1.2439	0.05639	82	65	14	3
2381	So -- you're averse to working knights.	1.2439	0.05900	82	66	12	4
2382	Any new mail?	1.2439	0.05366	82	64	16	2
2383	What is this nightly charge?	1.2439	0.05366	82	67	12	3
2384	If only you can see how impressed I am	1.2439	0.05639	82	67	11	4
2385	I thought today was Feudal Friday.	1.2439	0.05366	82	64	16	2
2386	I never had this kind of complaint in my former job.	1.2439	0.05900	82	66	12	4
2387	I'm prepared for the competition	1.2439	0.05639	82	65	14	3
2388	I used to carry mace.	1.2439	0.05639	82	65	14	3
2389	I like that revolving door at the entrance, will get one installed at my castle.	1.2436	0.05824	78	62	13	3
2390	We're getting push-back on the new masking policy.	1.2436	0.06370	78	64	9	5
2391	I will be leaving promptly at 5. Have my horse ready.	1.2436	0.05531	78	61	15	2
2392	So if I'm understanding this new personnel chart, I'm off dragon duty and back in the mailroom.	1.2436	0.05531	78	61	15	2
2393	If you're auditioning for the role of Dorothy we will need to find you some red shoes.	1.2436	0.06103	78	63	11	4
2394	This guy on Tic Toc told me to dress for the job I want, not the one I have.	1.2436	0.05221	78	60	17	1
2395	You forgot the catapults.	1.2436	0.06103	78	63	11	4
2396	We're a progressive company , with a forward looking vision , but we do have our traditions !!	1.2436	0.05531	78	61	15	2
2397	I know it's your first day, but we do have a dress code	1.2432	0.06327	74	60	10	4
2398	I take it you're working the knight shift again.	1.2432	0.06613	74	61	8	5
2399	I'm roadtesting alternate realities. What do you think?	1.2432	0.06327	74	60	10	4
2400	We will take no prisoners in the budget meeting this afternoon - rally the analysts, contact our allies in accounting, and ready my horse!	1.2432	0.06027	74	59	12	3
2401	I'd like the full "romantic rescue" so you have to bring your horse.	1.2432	0.05711	74	58	14	2
2402	Who farted?	1.2432	0.06887	74	62	6	6
2403	I didn,t mean to offend you when I asked about your proficiency with a broad sword	1.2432	0.05711	74	58	14	2
2404	Wait... we protect identities?	1.2432	0.06327	74	60	10	4
2405	Sorry, ma'am, we're looking for a chainmail expert, not an email expert."	1.2432	0.06027	74	59	12	3
2406	No,we do not discriminate.	1.2430	0.04940	107	85	18	4
2407	Input from the staff meeting — it does help with your bad breath.	1.2430	0.04940	107	85	18	4
2408	Order fewer pencils and more mace.	1.2429	0.06574	70	57	9	4
2409	You have an impressive resume. We particularly liked your use of blackletter.	1.2429	0.06251	70	56	11	3
2410	Say ,"Good Knight", Mrs. Calabash.	1.2429	0.06251	70	56	11	3
2411	HR said they hired a Renaissance man.	1.2429	0.06251	70	56	11	3
2412	I think that wearing a mask is all that’s required.	1.2429	0.05910	70	55	13	2
2413	I know you were hard headed, now this:	1.2427	0.04871	103	81	19	3
2414	I know you're trying to be funny. But "that's how we did it in the Dark Ages" just isn't all that humorous.	1.2427	0.05248	103	83	15	5
2415	The restaurant asked if you would be okay with a rectangular table.	1.2427	0.05248	103	83	15	5
2416	Helen, please cancel my hydrotherapy session this afternoon.	1.2424	0.06130	66	52	12	2
2417	This is the knight shift.	1.2424	0.06130	66	52	12	2
2418	You're wanted in the mail room.	1.2424	0.06499	66	53	10	3
2419	I heard there wasn't gonna be any lightning today so I'm good.	1.2424	0.05578	99	81	12	6
2420	I’m not taking any chances with you germ magnets.	1.2424	0.05578	99	81	12	6
2421	A crusade? No Thelma, it’s more like a media blitz.	1.2424	0.04992	99	78	18	3
2422	My place or yours?	1.2424	0.05578	99	81	12	6
2423	Sir, you’ll still need a PCR Covid test to get in .	1.2424	0.05195	99	79	16	4
2424	Bob, I think you're taking my memo on a corporate renaissance a little too literally.	1.2424	0.05195	99	79	16	4
2425	Miss Snodgrass, I want you to put a stop to these threatening emails.	1.2421	0.05542	95	77	13	5
2426	This isn't the Mail Room, mister!	1.2421	0.05933	95	79	9	7
2427	Could you schedule the jousting for next week?	1.2421	0.04665	95	75	18	2
2428	Why yes, I do miss working remoatly.	1.2421	0.05542	95	77	13	5
2429	See? There's no letter K in the night shift ad.	1.2421	0.05542	95	77	13	5
2430	Our ideal candidate will be middle-aged.	1.2421	0.05122	95	75	17	3
2431	HR heard your complaints. We're ready to take psychological safety seriously.	1.2421	0.05122	95	75	17	3
2432	Chivalry is not dead Miss, it’s just very hard to stand up.	1.2421	0.05337	95	76	15	4
2433	I’ve been demoated.	1.2421	0.04665	95	73	21	1
2434	In order to sign off on this I'm going to need the weekly reports and some WD-40.	1.2418	0.05708	91	74	12	5
2435	…and this is the spare room.	1.2418	0.05918	91	75	10	6
2436	They've asked me to do the knight shift.	1.2418	0.05025	91	71	18	2
2437	I like contracts like I like my men: ironclad.	1.2418	0.05490	91	73	14	4
2438	Covid restrictions are still being enforced here, Miss Jones!	1.2418	0.05708	91	74	12	5
2439	Aren't you taking your new job of Chief Complaint Officer a little too seriously?	1.2418	0.05263	91	72	16	3
2440	You're the fourth person today to ask me if I'm masked.	1.2418	0.05918	91	75	10	6
2441	Because I was invited to the Academy Awards tonight.	1.2418	0.05490	91	73	14	4
2442	I didn't know I'd have to work knights	1.2414	0.05887	87	71	11	5
2443	This is my ancestral desk.	1.2414	0.05414	87	69	15	3
2444	I actually wanted to be a therapist, believe it or not.	1.2414	0.05887	87	71	11	5
2445	"Once I finish my last few credits at Knight School, I'm getting out of here!	1.2414	0.05887	87	71	11	5
2446	Knight shift.	1.2414	0.05656	87	70	13	4
2447	It's the only way I can feel safe since they lifted the mask mandate	1.2414	0.05414	87	69	15	3
2448	Mid-level? No ma'am, the job posting said medieval.	1.2414	0.05414	87	69	15	3
2449	Mildred, please be sure to be back from lunch before the moat bridge is drawn.	1.2414	0.04614	87	66	21	0
2450	I see you're prepared for our 9:30 budget meeting.	1.2414	0.05414	87	69	15	3
2451	Don't forget to copy Joan of Arc	1.2414	0.05656	87	70	13	4
2452	Hello Larry	1.2414	0.05656	87	70	13	4
2453	Hey Gwyn. Has the new round table for the conference room been delivered?	1.2414	0.06110	87	72	9	6
2454	Is the dragon sick of Zoom yet?	1.2410	0.05579	83	66	14	3
2455	And when does the damsel need this report?	1.2410	0.05579	83	66	14	3
2456	‘’Let me round table this and get back to you”	1.2410	0.05579	83	66	14	3
2457	Actually it was a huge hassle - until the company extended our bathroom breaks.	1.2410	0.05579	83	66	14	3
2458	I refuse to stop telling bald jokes.	1.2410	0.05579	83	66	14	3
2459	Jason, I think you misread the memo about working nights.	1.2410	0.05579	83	66	14	3
2460	Pasta day in the lunchroom. We need a colander.	1.2410	0.05836	83	67	12	4
2461	Those are the knightly figures.	1.2410	0.05024	83	64	18	1
2462	I see your jousting experience includes Black Friday shopping.	1.2410	0.06320	83	69	8	6
2463	I'm hoping the waist-up formality distracts from my sweatpants.	1.2410	0.05836	83	67	12	4
2464	I thought I told you I've been attending knight school.	1.2410	0.06548	83	70	6	7
2465	"Don't forget I've got my lube job at four today."	1.2410	0.05024	83	64	18	1
2466	Productivity's gone up 400% since the Knights of the Round Table switched to videoconferencing.	1.2410	0.05024	83	64	18	1
2467	Do you have any experience with Microsoft Excel-iber?	1.2410	0.06083	83	68	10	5
2468	Hiding from the creditors again?	1.2410	0.05579	83	66	14	3
2469	Yeah, I guess I wasn’t ready to drop the mask yet.	1.2410	0.05024	83	64	18	1
2470	When we said you would be working night hours we meant evening not knight hours	1.2410	0.05836	83	67	12	4
2471	Until Fauci says the pandemic is really over, that's how long.	1.2410	0.05579	83	66	14	3
2472	Tell the garage guy it’s my steed in the reserve space.	1.2410	0.05579	83	66	14	3
2473	I'm pretty sure, sir, face masks are optional.	1.2410	0.05024	83	64	18	1
2474	It's the new Over Armour.	1.2410	0.06083	83	68	10	5
2475	Good morning, I’d like to offer you a position at the round table.	1.2410	0.05579	83	66	14	3
2476	When I phone the hotel, will the room be for just one night?	1.2407	0.04720	108	85	20	3
2477	That will be all for today, Dorothy. I have to get to my classes at knight school.	1.2407	0.04720	108	85	20	3
2478	Yes Ms. Jones, as the head of HR I promise to help everyone, not just damsels in distress.	1.2405	0.05758	79	63	13	3
2479	I just liked the name Squires & Esquires but then the Renaissance Faire crowd found us.	1.2405	0.05469	79	62	15	2
2480	No, I don't think a Brene Brown conference on vulnerability counts as continuing ed for this firm.	1.2405	0.05758	79	63	13	3
2481	You know I can’t lower the bridge before 4:30, Pam	1.2405	0.06297	79	65	9	5
2482	Tell Will Smith I’ll audition him now Miss Pringle.	1.2405	0.06033	79	64	11	4
2483	I didn't fully understand when I signed up for the knight shift	1.2405	0.06549	79	66	7	6
2484	Sorry but, as you should understand more than anyone, the contact is ironclad.	1.2405	0.06033	79	64	11	4
2485	Its suppose to be an accounting adjustment not a jousting tournament!	1.2405	0.05469	79	62	15	2
2486	This is your definition of a hazmat suit.	1.2404	0.05020	104	83	17	4
2487	You did say that the paperwork would be Draconic.	1.2400	0.05644	75	59	14	2
2488	What should I do for a squeaky chair?	1.2400	0.04522	100	77	22	1
2489	Read my lips: IT'S TOO WARM IN HERE.	1.2400	0.05644	75	59	14	2
2490	Do I sense some anxiety over your annual performance review, Sir?	1.2400	0.06802	75	63	6	6
2491	I know as an HR exec I’m supposed to be tough, but the last termination got a bit heated.	1.2400	0.04965	75	57	18	0
2492	Did you burn a turkey leg in the microwave again?	1.2400	0.05955	75	60	12	3
2493	You need an expense report every single time I'm storming the castle?	1.2400	0.06802	75	63	6	6
2494	I’m sorry, but Staples only has rectangular desks.	1.2400	0.06250	75	61	10	4
2495	Good news Johnson -- the boss has taken you off knight shift	1.2400	0.05644	75	59	14	2
2496	I believe my memo specified a round table	1.2400	0.06250	75	61	10	4
2497	I guess it'll do, but I asked for a round table.	1.2400	0.04740	100	78	20	2
2498	You can start by rescuing me from the unemployment line.	1.2400	0.05955	75	60	12	3
2499	Your 4 o’clock dragon-slaying was rescheduled to a virtual call.	1.2400	0.05315	75	58	16	1
2500	To obtain a raise, you must answer me, these questions three.	1.2396	0.05490	96	78	13	5
2501	I expected a round desk, actually	1.2396	0.04854	96	75	19	2
2502	I hate working the night shift.	1.2396	0.05490	96	78	13	5
2503	It’s a letter of understanding for the terms of your severance package, and no the boss won’t entertain a duel.	1.2396	0.05490	96	78	13	5
2504	My wife says that I'm a paranoid guy, but I don't think so." (Jacob Cisneros, 13 years old	1.2396	0.05876	96	80	9	7
2505	Oliver, I hear you've been complaining about the dress code again.	1.2396	0.05490	96	78	13	5
2506	The round table downsized, so here I am.	1.2396	0.05075	96	76	17	3
2507	Excellent! You're Middle Aged!	1.2394	0.05481	71	55	15	1
2508	I told the boss that I wan't comfortable taking off my mask if I had to return to the office.	1.2394	0.05836	71	56	13	2
2509	When did you transfer to the knight shift?	1.2394	0.06172	71	57	11	3
2510	The plexiglass screens just made it too hard to hear people.	1.2394	0.06172	71	57	11	3
2511	I may seem boring at work, but I do have a very active knight life.	1.2394	0.05836	71	56	13	2
2512	A good offense might be better.	1.2394	0.06489	71	58	9	4
2513	Sir, the staff want to know if you will approve their holiday leave before the siege begins	1.2394	0.05836	71	56	13	2
2514	I’m calling it a knight, sir	1.2393	0.04317	117	91	24	2
2515	I distinctly requested a round table!	1.2391	0.05212	92	73	16	3
2516	It would be fine Sid if you just kept wearing a mask.	1.2391	0.05651	92	75	12	5
2517	So you're the knight shift?	1.2391	0.05859	92	76	10	6
2518	So this is for the night shift?	1.2391	0.05859	92	76	10	6
2519	If you want, maintenance has a can of oil for your hinges.	1.2391	0.05651	92	75	12	5
2520	What? I'm the office-comedian,everybody knows that.	1.2391	0.05651	92	75	12	5
2521	I thought Kevlar was fine for Casual Friday	1.2391	0.05212	92	73	16	3
2522	Impressive resume. Can you make coffee?	1.2391	0.05859	92	76	10	6
2523	Yes, I'm double vaxxed and double boosted. How could you tell?	1.2388	0.05663	67	52	14	1
2524	I’ve heard it takes a thick skin to manage this department.	1.2386	0.04847	88	68	19	1
2525	You should know that wearing a mask is not optional	1.2386	0.05359	88	70	15	3
2526	I always say, dress for the job you want!	1.2386	0.05359	88	70	15	3
2527	They told me the job required knight work.	1.2386	0.05359	88	70	15	3
2528	Your request for a round table has been denied.	1.2386	0.05826	88	72	11	5
2529	The job pays well, but this outfit is a real clunker.	1.2386	0.04847	88	68	19	1
2530	So you’re the one sending chain mail.	1.2386	0.05598	88	71	13	4
2531	I resign. I can’t work with someone who is stuck in the Middle Ages.	1.2385	0.05031	109	88	16	5
2532	Well, my wife has trouble pronouncing “armoire”.	1.2381	0.06250	84	70	8	6
2533	Did you sell my Castle without telling me again?	1.2381	0.05519	84	67	14	3
2534	I guess you didn’t get the memo. Chivalry is dead, Harold.	1.2381	0.06017	84	69	10	5
2535	So, you took the 'get ready for battle' memo literally.	1.2381	0.06250	84	70	8	6
2536	Don't you think your taking my request for a bulletproof contract too far?	1.2381	0.05253	84	66	16	2
2537	I was looking for night court	1.2381	0.05332	105	86	13	6
2538	We are offering you early retirement complete with bonus!	1.2381	0.06017	84	69	10	5
2539	Methinks the lady from HR doth protest too much.	1.2381	0.04789	105	83	19	3
2540	Oh I'm sorry. Looks like we accidently dropped the letter K from our "Wanted, Working Nights" ad.	1.2381	0.06017	84	69	10	5
2541	You forgot the funnel for my coffee.	1.2381	0.05519	84	67	14	3
2542	Please let King Arthur know, the Holy Grail is within our reach!	1.2381	0.05773	84	68	12	4
2543	But sir, I've already had two booster shots."	1.2381	0.05773	84	68	12	4
2544	Good night good knight.	1.2381	0.06250	84	70	8	6
2545	Oh, that kind of suit...	1.2381	0.05519	84	67	14	3
2546	Are you the day shift temp here to relieve me?	1.2381	0.05519	84	67	14	3
2547	I said wear under armor when the AC is too cold.	1.2381	0.06017	84	69	10	5
2548	Business is war.	1.2381	0.04789	105	83	19	3
2549	So he said, 'If you're not wearing a suit on Monday, don't bother coming in.'	1.2376	0.04699	101	79	20	2
2550	I am pleased to tell you Sir, your request for a moat has been approved	1.2376	0.04699	101	79	20	2
2551	Sure, I'm happy to be back in the office. Why?	1.2375	0.05694	80	64	13	3
2552	I thought we were meeting at the round table.	1.2375	0.05409	80	63	15	2
2553	I'm taking over the knight shift.	1.2375	0.05694	80	64	13	3
2554	I'm sorry, but firewall protection isn't what it sounds like.	1.2375	0.05108	80	62	17	1
2555	I’m clamping down on people coming in late.	1.2375	0.05965	80	65	11	4
2556	Are you waiting for the next Russian missile?	1.2375	0.05694	80	64	13	3
2557	Knight and Day, you are the one!	1.2375	0.05694	80	64	13	3
2558	I love the knight life.	1.2375	0.05694	80	64	13	3
2559	Hence forth, Casual Friday shall be known as Gwyneth Paltrow Friday.	1.2375	0.06474	80	67	7	6
2560	My pronouns should be clear.	1.2375	0.05409	80	63	15	2
2561	Your first employee review is at 10am...	1.2375	0.05965	80	65	11	4
2562	You've got to be jousting.	1.2375	0.06225	80	66	9	5
2563	Our new business model actually has a long history.	1.2375	0.05694	80	64	13	3
2564	But if I'm axed, who will work the knight shift?	1.2375	0.06225	80	66	9	5
2565	Let's follow up in the conference room. I hope you like round tables.	1.2375	0.06474	80	67	7	6
2566	Do you think I have covid?	1.2375	0.05965	80	65	11	4
2567	I hear he’s over Gladwell and back to Sun Tzu	1.2375	0.05694	80	64	13	3
2568	Some people are saying you’re too defensive.	1.2375	0.05108	80	62	17	1
2569	I think social distancing is more than enough sir.	1.2375	0.05409	80	63	15	2
2570	They're sticking with the lizard	1.2375	0.05965	80	65	11	4
2571	The shareholders are meeting today and I hear they are up in arms.	1.2375	0.05965	80	65	11	4
2572	I can't read it if it's not in Old English.	1.2373	0.04451	118	93	22	3
2573	Casual Fridays are back!	1.2371	0.05029	97	77	17	3
2574	I asked for a round table, not a desk.	1.2368	0.05884	76	61	12	3
2575	...and make sure the meeting room has a round table.	1.2368	0.05578	76	60	14	2
2576	It's PPE. I did my own research.	1.2368	0.05884	76	61	12	3
2577	I sense a bureaucracy that’s protecting itself.	1.2368	0.04189	114	91	21	2
2578	Sir, I think you may have misinterpreted our back to work Covid requirements.	1.2368	0.05884	76	61	12	3
2579	Sorry, but we need you to stay. Too many others are out with the plague."	1.2366	0.05162	93	74	16	3
2580	I asked you to print it on a scroll.	1.2366	0.05383	93	75	14	4
2581	Are you lost in time?	1.2366	0.05162	93	74	16	3
2582	Does a hostile work environment bother you?	1.2366	0.05596	93	76	12	5
2583	I do not follow the HR code, I follow the Chivalric code!	1.2366	0.05383	93	75	14	4
2584	Yes, the transition back to the office can be difficult.	1.2366	0.04930	93	73	18	2
2585	Sorry I was late, boss. My water clock ran dry.	1.2364	0.04644	110	91	14	5
2586	Sir, it is difficult to understand you behind your mask.	1.2361	0.06094	72	58	11	3
2587	This is not the sort of incoming mail I was expecting.	1.2361	0.06094	72	58	11	3
2588	Are you prepared to go medieval?	1.2361	0.06407	72	59	9	4
2589	... well the job is night work.	1.2361	0.06094	72	58	11	3
2590	Sir, it's time for the industry round table discussion.	1.2361	0.05414	72	56	15	1
2591	Let’s just say you won’t have to worry about the dragon lady anymore.	1.2361	0.06706	72	60	7	5
2592	They were out of N-95s.	1.2361	0.05764	72	57	13	2
2593	And these are your talking points for the round table meeting.	1.2361	0.05764	72	57	13	2
2594	Now the CDC is recommending we have fun with this.	1.2361	0.06407	72	59	9	4
2595	A team of tax auditors are on their way. Raise the drawbridge, alert the archers and fire up the oil ASAP!	1.2360	0.05305	89	71	15	3
2596	When did you start working days?	1.2360	0.05305	89	71	15	3
2597	Relax, I won't be going medieval on you today.	1.2360	0.04526	89	68	21	0
2598	Sir, your meeting is at 10:30 in the conference room with the round table.	1.2360	0.05767	89	73	11	5
2599	I’ve got jury duty this morning.	1.2360	0.05767	89	73	11	5
2600	It's tax season.	1.2360	0.05059	89	70	17	2
2601	It's very hard day working over knight...	1.2360	0.04800	89	69	19	1
2602	i know it's hump day but i just can't seem to let my guard down till friday afternoons....	1.2360	0.05305	89	71	15	3
2603	I find that it helps protect against STD's, but you should do whatever makes you comfortable.	1.2360	0.04526	89	68	21	0
2604	I’m sorry, but I am not a robot	1.2360	0.05767	89	73	11	5
2605	I once trolled him on twitter.	1.2360	0.05767	89	73	11	5
2606	I'm out of here.The tipping point for me is the severed head on the windowsill	1.2360	0.05767	89	73	11	5
2607	Burning-oil prices are up again.	1.2360	0.05984	89	74	9	6
2608	I’m filling in for the day shift.	1.2360	0.04800	89	71	16	2
2609	The round table doesn't fit into the conference room.	1.2360	0.05541	89	72	13	4
2610	I'm making the most of my ancestry test.	1.2360	0.05305	89	71	15	3
2611	I've finally decided: 'tis indeed nobler to take arms than to continue to suffer the slings and arrows"	1.2358	0.04935	106	85	17	4
2612	Sir, the armor mandate has been revoked	1.2353	0.05461	85	68	14	3
2613	You apparently didn't understand what I meant when I said you would have to work knights.	1.2353	0.06327	68	55	10	3
2614	Your horse is here.	1.2353	0.05970	68	54	12	2
2615	Today's my first time on the day shift. I've been working knights for a while.	1.2353	0.04628	85	65	20	0
2616	The groom sent over a list of items your horse needs before he’ll be ready for tomorrows tournament. Do you want me to shop around?”	1.2353	0.05058	102	82	16	4
2617	You knew I was old school when you took this job.	1.2353	0.05712	85	69	12	4
2618	When I took this knight job I was told there would be a round table...	1.2353	0.05712	85	69	12	4
2619	I heard you were a tough boss.	1.2353	0.05970	68	54	12	2
2620	You've taken "night shift" to a whole new level.	1.2353	0.05461	85	68	14	3
2621	It says here on your resume that you ride horses and pole vaulted in college...would you like to combine those and take a stab at jousting. We have a vacancy in that department.	1.2353	0.05461	85	68	14	3
2622	The price I pay for being the office's wordle whiz.	1.2353	0.05970	68	54	12	2
2623	Sir, here's proof that you lost the election. May I take your armor and weapons now?	1.2353	0.05712	85	69	12	4
2624	I know you preferred working virtually, but your PPE is a bit much.	1.2353	0.05970	68	54	12	2
2625	Shall I bring your mail with the mail?	1.2353	0.05461	85	68	14	3
2626	I only work the knight shift.	1.2353	0.05970	68	54	12	2
2627	Thank you for this report....but if I'm going to protect the servers I'll need to know if the hackers breath fire.	1.2347	0.05190	98	79	15	4
2628	It looks like they turned down our appeal to include ‘People of Armor’ in our Diversity Initiative.	1.2346	0.05349	81	64	15	2
2629	I can't stay late. I have a commitment to knight.	1.2346	0.05630	81	65	13	3
2630	I thought they said I would be doing Knight work", and now they tell me to work at night	1.2346	0.05898	81	66	11	4
2631	Mr. Rock, Mr. Smith is here to see you.	1.2346	0.05898	81	66	11	4
2632	We have such a hard time finding people to work the knight shift.	1.2346	0.05898	81	66	11	4
2633	I sprayed my Under Armour workout outfit with Rustoleum.	1.2346	0.06154	81	67	9	5
2634	I know the performance reviews are tough, but perhaps you overdid it?	1.2346	0.05630	81	65	13	3
2635	Tell Bob in accounting I'm getting medieval on the quarterly report.	1.2346	0.05630	81	65	13	3
2636	You know they've lifted the mask mandate?	1.2346	0.05349	81	64	15	2
2637	Ah, I understood by phone this position wouldn't be a day shift.	1.2346	0.06154	81	67	9	5
2638	I wonder if you can get me some lubricating oil.	1.2346	0.06154	81	67	9	5
2639	If we can't get him a round table because of the supply chain issues, Sir Lancelot says he'll take the oblong but wants a bigger discount.	1.2344	0.05783	64	50	13	1
2640	So you were the one they were all waiting for?	1.2344	0.05783	64	50	13	1
2641	Will Smith is waiting to see you.	1.2344	0.07300	64	54	5	5
2642	It says here you've squired for Ser Gellebrad the Honest? I'm not sure PR is the right business for you...	1.2344	0.06585	64	52	9	3
2643	Sure, things are fine at home, but thanks for asking	1.2340	0.05113	94	75	16	3
2644	I think you're taking his "heads will roll" comment a little too literally	1.2340	0.05745	94	78	10	6
2645	It started with a tinfoil hat, then I kept going.	1.2340	0.04644	94	73	20	1
2646	I really don’t think the meeting is going to be that bad.	1.2340	0.05332	94	76	14	4
2647	You can go home early, Ruth, I decided to take the knight off.	1.2340	0.05332	94	76	14	4
2648	All my other suits are still at the dry cleaners.	1.2340	0.05542	94	77	12	5
2649	Better to suffer the slings and arrows well protected	1.2340	0.05113	94	75	16	3
2650	Yes, I’m aware it’s not round.	1.2340	0.05542	94	77	12	5
2651	Protect yourself against cyber attacks.	1.2340	0.05113	94	75	16	3
2652	Perhaps you should go back to just wearing a mask.	1.2338	0.05195	77	60	16	1
2653	Because at 10 o'clock HR wants an explanation.	1.2338	0.05816	77	62	12	3
2654	Your pike, sir? I'm sorry, sir, it's in the doorman.	1.2338	0.05195	77	60	16	1
2655	They lifted the mandate, but I'm erring on the side of caution.	1.2338	0.05514	77	61	14	2
2656	It's my anti-harrassment suit.	1.2338	0.05816	77	62	12	3
2657	Will Smith has an appointment in half an hour	1.2338	0.05816	77	62	12	3
2658	Mr. Smith says he's looking for work opportunities in kissing babies and cuddling dogs.	1.2338	0.06102	77	63	10	4
2659	I'll tell your husband and children you are now ready to see them.	1.2338	0.05816	77	62	12	3
2660	So I said, "But the March numbers are terrible," and Bill said, "That's no reason to get up in arms."	1.2338	0.06102	77	63	10	4
2661	…and one of your new duties will be to shine my armor.	1.2338	0.06102	77	63	10	4
2662	If you join us, you won't be climbing the ladder so much as you'll be scaling the walls.	1.2338	0.05514	77	61	14	2
2663	Sharon, what is this? I asked for his head on a stake.	1.2338	0.06102	77	63	10	4
2664	No, just until all personnel have had their booster.	1.2338	0.05195	77	60	16	1
2665	Not all knights have shining armor, you know.	1.2338	0.05816	77	62	12	3
2666	Sorry but purchasing said there isn't anything in the budget for a new horse	1.2338	0.06376	77	64	8	5
2667	Love your hair!	1.2338	0.05816	77	62	12	3
2668	Still refuse to give up the mask?	1.2336	0.05070	107	87	15	5
2669	Yes, I'm the flak catcher, what can I do for you?	1.2333	0.05485	90	73	13	4
2670	Jones, don’t panic but I have discovered a chink.	1.2333	0.05009	90	71	17	2
2671	Human Resources said it was okay to express my true self.	1.2333	0.05253	90	72	15	3
2672	And, finally, please addressing signing your memos "And to all a good knight."	1.2333	0.05253	90	72	15	3
2673	Sir, I'm giving notice because I can't stand working nights.	1.2333	0.05253	90	72	15	3
2674	Great news Sir Galahad. King Arther’s PA called and says you can transfer back to Camelot.	1.2333	0.05485	90	73	13	4
2675	I told the Editor that I was a specialist in writing about "amour" but I made a typo.	1.2333	0.05009	90	71	17	2
2676	I’m just concerned you’re not taking these reports on local dragon activity seriously.	1.2333	0.05253	90	72	15	3
2677	Dilbert just really isn't scratching that itch these days	1.2330	0.05200	103	84	14	5
2678	I thought you advertised for night workers.	1.2330	0.05014	103	83	16	4
2679	While I appreciate your efforts to comply with management’s mask mandate I think it’s time to take it down a notch.	1.2330	0.05200	103	84	14	5
2680	You win, I’ll go as Lady Guinevere.“	1.2330	0.04820	103	82	18	3
2681	No coffee for me, thanks. My drawbridge has rusted shut.	1.2330	0.05200	103	84	14	5
2682	Check back in the morning, I’m just the knight clerk.	1.2329	0.05694	73	58	13	2
2683	I’m here for the 9am Zoom meeting.	1.2329	0.06019	73	59	11	3
2684	Didn't I tell you? I'm working knights.	1.2329	0.05694	73	58	13	2
2685	The IRS has arrived for your audit sir.	1.2329	0.06621	73	61	7	5
2686	I forgot the axe at home, but you're fired.	1.2329	0.06327	73	60	9	4
2687	I'll review this at the round table.	1.2329	0.06327	73	60	9	4
2688	I am sorry Sir, but the squeaky noise is disturbing the staff	1.2329	0.05694	73	58	13	2
2689	I’m sorry, I thought you meant “night” work.	1.2329	0.06621	73	61	7	5
2690	I've received a complaint that states you referred to a wyvern as a dragon. Is this true?	1.2329	0.06019	73	59	11	3
2691	Thor just quit and we got no one to cover his shift. Any ideas, Iron Man?	1.2329	0.06019	73	59	11	3
2692	I’m not being defensive!	1.2329	0.05694	73	58	13	2
2693	I finally decided to bring my whole self to work.	1.2329	0.05694	73	58	13	2
2694	Working from home was getting too dangerous,so I decided to return to the office.	1.2329	0.06019	73	59	11	3
2695	I just don't think you're cut out for the kind of work on the knight shift.	1.2329	0.05694	73	58	13	2
2696	Wait, this isn't suitable attire?	1.2329	0.06621	73	61	7	5
2697	Well, I snickered when they told me I'd have to have a 'hard personal shell on me' to do this job, but I never guessed that they were just underplaying it.	1.2326	0.05404	86	69	14	3
2698	Go ahead and hit me with what you've got. I'm ready for it.	1.2326	0.05145	86	68	16	2
2699	It's the schedule for the games, sir. Jousting is not until 4:00... tomorrow.	1.2326	0.05404	86	69	14	3
2700	Arlene, do you have anything for knight's foot?	1.2326	0.05404	86	69	14	3
2701	I see you’ve upgraded your mask.	1.2326	0.05652	86	70	12	4
2702	The resemblance between you and me only goes so far.	1.2326	0.05652	86	70	12	4
2703	My preferred pronouns are thei, theim, thēr.	1.2326	0.05889	86	71	10	5
2704	Ha! This armor is impervious to your icy stare.	1.2326	0.05652	86	70	12	4
2705	How's the knight shift treatin' ya?	1.2326	0.05145	86	68	16	2
2706	It's Ruth sir. Not Lady Guenivere. Ruth.	1.2326	0.05889	86	71	10	5
2707	The price of vellum and medieval fonts has skyrocketed.	1.2326	0.05404	86	69	14	3
2708	Yes, I am aware of the spelling error in the employee manual regarding knight shifts.	1.2326	0.05889	86	71	10	5
2709	Stop calling me Cinderella.	1.2323	0.05529	99	82	11	6
2710	Sir, I know we're downsizing, but don't you think you could be a bit more compassionate during the exit interviews?	1.2323	0.05339	99	81	13	5
2711	Yes, we’ll be working nights for the foreseeable future	1.2323	0.05529	99	82	11	6
2712	So the 'knight in shining armor' return-to-office perk was real.	1.2323	0.05339	99	81	13	5
2713	You don't have to work at knight.	1.2323	0.05529	99	82	11	6
2714	If we get audited, at least I'll be protected.	1.2321	0.04203	112	87	24	1
2715	We'll be meeting at the Round Table to discuss this.	1.2319	0.06243	69	56	10	3
2716	I'm not vaccinated for Covid, so....	1.2319	0.06243	69	56	10	3
2717	I said your business style is Medievle, not you're Medievle.	1.2319	0.06243	69	56	10	3
2718	No, we have not had any trouble with hiring practices.	1.2319	0.05519	69	54	14	1
2719	NIGHT shift,I said"	1.2319	0.05892	69	55	12	2
2720	Whaddaya mean “it’s hard to get through to me”	1.2319	0.05892	69	55	12	2
2721	I think it's time we called it a night	1.2319	0.06243	69	56	10	3
2722	We don't need an accountant, but we are looking to hire a jouster.	1.2319	0.05519	69	54	14	1
2723	Lois, I called you into my office to issue you a warning. It’s about your choice of workplace attire......	1.2317	0.06086	82	68	9	5
2724	The slings and arrows won’t hurt but I wasn’t prepared for this cartoon	1.2317	0.05569	82	66	13	3
2725	Is this the Biden PR Department?	1.2317	0.05833	82	67	11	4
2726	Who are you, the business expense queen?	1.2317	0.05291	82	65	15	2
2727	I’ve made an ironclad decision!	1.2317	0.05291	82	65	15	2
2728	Say “Good evening” if you must, Evelyn, but I prefer when you say it the other way.	1.2317	0.05833	82	67	11	4
2729	Gee, I never thought of you as my Knight in Shining Armor. How about that raise?	1.2317	0.05833	82	67	11	4
2730	The front desk wasn't convinced that wearing a mask would prevent the virus from spreading.	1.2317	0.05833	82	67	11	4
2731	Oh I thought it was gender kneutral	1.2317	0.06328	82	69	7	6
2732	My armor's not shiny enough for whatever you're asking.	1.2317	0.05569	82	66	13	3
2733	Sorry, we don't have a civil rights department.	1.2316	0.04838	95	75	18	2
2734	You call that shining armor? You better buff up quick Henry.	1.2316	0.04601	95	74	20	1
2735	What's that old saying—something about pens and swords?	1.2316	0.05883	95	80	8	7
2736	I'll need an alibi...something airtight.	1.2316	0.04838	95	75	18	2
2737	The work on the moat must not be delayed!	1.2315	0.04853	108	87	17	4
2738	I am so tired of wearing this--is the mail here yet?	1.2313	0.04431	147	121	18	8
2739	I'm almost ready to face the reporters.	1.2308	0.05863	91	76	9	6
2740	What's this talk about an iron horse?	1.2308	0.04961	91	72	17	2
2741	I know you're a financial visor. But are you a fiduciary?	1.2308	0.05748	78	63	12	3
2742	How do you feel about working with Knights and weekends?	1.2308	0.04961	91	72	17	2
2743	Reduncy,change,they overwhelm us all.	1.2308	0.05451	78	62	14	2
2744	How do you feel about carrying 50 pounds, jousting, chivalry, pillaging, blasphemy, drunkenness, riding horses, and carrying meaningless banners?	1.2308	0.06853	65	54	7	4
2745	When I realized how much more comfortable I felt in a mask I decided to take it a step further.	1.2308	0.05451	78	62	14	2
2746	The knight shift isn’t all bad, but the skeleton crew is pretty scary.	1.2308	0.05431	91	74	13	4
2747	You just missed Day. May I help you?	1.2308	0.04961	91	72	17	2
2748	That's not what they meant by "must work nights."	1.2308	0.05651	91	75	11	5
2749	I'm quite certain this is chain mail.	1.2308	0.05451	78	62	14	2
2750	And I thought LAST WEEK'S CDC Covid guidelines were bad....	1.2308	0.05137	78	61	16	1
2751	I asked for the files on the First Crusade. This is clearly the Second.	1.2308	0.06031	78	64	10	4
2752	It's the new N1395 mask.	1.2308	0.05431	91	74	13	4
2753	You're early, this is not what we meant by the Night Shift	1.2308	0.05651	91	75	11	5
2754	There’s no dress code, per se. I just miss working from home.	1.2308	0.06031	78	64	10	4
2755	If you thought the night shift was bad, wait until the graveyard shift starts.	1.2308	0.06031	78	64	10	4
2756	Read my lips: the answer is NO!	1.2308	0.05748	78	63	12	3
2757	I hear layoffs are coming. They’ll never take me alive.	1.2308	0.05651	91	75	11	5
2758	No, we advertised an opening for the Night Shift.	1.2301	0.04870	113	92	16	5
2759	Yeah, I’m just preparing my audition for next year’s Oscars host.	1.2300	0.05660	100	84	9	7
2760	There’s been a misunderstanding. I promoted you to “night” manager.	1.2300	0.05291	100	82	13	5
2761	Welcome back to the office, so good to be face-to-face again!	1.2300	0.05096	100	81	15	4
2762	For some, workplace armor is ego, for others it’s metal.	1.2300	0.04894	100	80	17	3
2763	How do you like my new chic, "Outer Armor" ... it's the latest craze in Human Resources	1.2299	0.04823	87	71	14	2
2764	They lifted the mask mandate last month.	1.2299	0.04823	87	68	18	1
2765	We're unfortunately only able to approve work-from-home requests if you have a designated office with a door surrounded by a moat with a bigger door.	1.2299	0.05593	87	71	12	4
2766	Tell him "the check is in the mail"	1.2299	0.05348	87	70	14	3
2767	I'm an expert in artificial intelligence and natural intelligence. You are neither.	1.2299	0.05593	87	71	12	4
2768	I get fewer paper cuts now …	1.2299	0.05348	87	70	14	3
2769	Bring the oilcan, Sylvia.	1.2299	0.05827	87	72	10	5
2770	I need to get out of this quickly	1.2299	0.05593	87	71	12	4
2771	I thought you got a vaccination....	1.2299	0.05092	87	69	16	2
2772	A Person should talk to a person as if he were a Knight	1.2299	0.06052	87	73	8	6
2773	Brena, per my last chainmail, you were supposed to get the quarterlies in on Monday, not Tuesday.	1.2297	0.04923	74	57	17	0
2774	Can you joust?	1.2297	0.06538	74	62	7	5
2775	It has proven to be the most effective way to avoid sexual harassment in the workplace.	1.2297	0.05945	74	60	11	3
2776	Your reservation at The Lancelot is confirmed.	1.2297	0.06249	74	61	9	4
2777	Ironman competition in the office is only allowed during Covid.	1.2297	0.05286	74	58	15	1
2778	The gentleman from The Lance-it is here.	1.2297	0.05625	74	61	10	3
2779	Tell your boss I got past the moat and boiling oil and I'm seeing him today.	1.2297	0.05625	74	59	13	2
2780	Let's have Guinevere from Accounting look into it.	1.2297	0.06249	74	61	9	4
2781	I wasn't expecting a knight-time interview!	1.2297	0.06249	74	61	9	4
2782	I'm worried you're not taking this breach seriously enough.	1.2297	0.05945	74	60	11	3
2783	Wow. Dude. It was a G.I. Jane joke.	1.2297	0.06538	74	62	7	5
2784	No barbarians at the gates, just union organizers at reception	1.2297	0.05625	74	59	13	2
2785	That Will Smith meeting in your calendar isn’t with THE Will Smith.	1.2292	0.05635	96	80	10	6
2786	These jokes you added to my speech don't land. What's this about coconuts and swallows? "Thank you, and good knight" is a visual gag. You can't hear the "k." I want something zippy, something about aardvarks. Also, you got a $17k raise. Burrrrp!	1.2292	0.05017	96	77	16	3
2787	You may find that the office culture here requires a little extra protection.	1.2292	0.05231	96	78	14	4
2788	Sorry, m'lady. I'm a little rusty.	1.2292	0.05231	96	78	14	4
2789	Didn't you get the memo regarding Tuesday's dress code?	1.2292	0.05017	96	79	13	4
2790	Yes, this is my night job.	1.2292	0.05231	96	78	14	4
2791	I've rescued a damsel from distress, I've slayed that damn dragon. But the temp outside the window won't budge. Can you call security.	1.2292	0.04559	96	75	20	1
2792	You’re not what we meant by a freelancer.	1.2292	0.05017	96	77	16	3
2793	If Superman crashes through that window one more time I'm ready for him.	1.2289	0.06018	83	69	9	5
2794	My editor called me thin-skinned.	1.2289	0.05508	83	67	13	3
2795	Is your first name really Guinevere?	1.2289	0.05769	83	68	11	4
2796	No, I don't think that qualifies as business casual.	1.2289	0.05235	83	66	15	2
2797	I'm not a damsel.	1.2289	0.05508	83	67	13	3
2798	I'm not sure what a Non-Fungible Token is, but you can't be too careful.	1.2289	0.05508	83	67	13	3
2799	I'm immunocompromised.	1.2289	0.05508	83	67	13	3
2800	I'm still adjusting to being back in the office.	1.2289	0.05235	83	66	15	2
2801	Sorry,I wasn’t informed masks are no longer necessary at work	1.2289	0.05508	83	69	10	4
2802	Well you don’t have to get up in arms about it!	1.2289	0.05508	83	67	13	3
2803	Ok Cheryl,would you like me to go back to wearing shorts and sandals on Fridays?	1.2289	0.05508	83	67	13	3
2804	It turns out it wasn't your horse I bumped into in the parking lot.	1.2289	0.05769	83	68	11	4
2805	No, John, it's the NIGHT shift.	1.2289	0.04946	83	65	17	1
2806	It's just another chain mail scheme. I'm well suited to handle this.	1.2289	0.05769	83	68	11	4
2807	I've been working the knight shift for a while now.	1.2286	0.05817	70	56	12	2
2808	"Are you from HR? I want to file suit about feeling harassed, due to the CEO's support of "Stop the Steel!"	1.2286	0.07099	70	60	4	6
2809	No, the gig is ‘Night Reporter.’	1.2286	0.06163	70	57	10	3
2810	The Metropolitan Museum of Art called and rejected your submission for the new Guard Uniform.	1.2286	0.05817	70	56	12	2
2811	When they said knight shift, I thought they meant night shift.	1.2286	0.05817	70	56	12	2
2812	Where I’m from this is office casual.	1.2286	0.05817	70	56	12	2
2813	I always wanted to work for a man of steel.	1.2283	0.05377	92	75	13	4
2814	I'm sorry, I asked for a private eye. You don't seem to have any.	1.2283	0.05595	92	76	11	5
2815	...and how do you feel about casual Fridays?	1.2283	0.04913	92	73	17	2
2816	It's not always a good idea to dress for the job you want.	1.2283	0.05595	92	76	11	5
2817	Yes sir, It is an iron-clad contract...	1.2283	0.04913	92	73	17	2
2818	Human resources wants me to conduct round table discussions.	1.2283	0.04913	92	73	17	2
2819	I don't think you're well suited for the position.	1.2283	0.05150	92	74	15	3
2820	Your two o'clock joust is here, sir.	1.2283	0.04913	92	73	17	2
2821	This company is a mess and the cavalry was busy.	1.2281	0.04831	114	93	16	5
2822	You're my night in shining armor, and I need to leave early today.	1.2278	0.05390	79	63	14	2
2823	I like my contracts the way I like my men: ironclad.	1.2278	0.05390	79	63	14	2
2824	Do you know anything about a horse in parking bay 12?	1.2278	0.05961	79	65	10	4
2825	Glad to see you back to the office,Galahad, but you may have over-thought the COVID protection thing.	1.2278	0.04749	79	61	18	0
2826	Louise, I told you you'd have to work knights.	1.2278	0.05961	79	65	10	4
2827	Please reserve a round table in the conference room for 150 of us.	1.2278	0.05390	79	63	14	2
2828	Saturday Knight Live!	1.2278	0.05961	79	65	10	4
2829	Imagine I somehow get a paper-cut	1.2278	0.05390	79	63	14	2
2830	The new commute was long, my horse isn't used to the traffic either.	1.2278	0.05961	79	65	10	4
2831	Will Smith said he's coming over to have a sit-down with me.	1.2278	0.05683	79	64	12	3
2832	No…I said you’re working nights this week.	1.2278	0.05390	79	63	14	2
2833	It beats the day shift.	1.2278	0.05683	79	64	12	3
2834	Sorry you ain't a knight and this ain't no round table!	1.2277	0.05050	101	82	15	4
2835	Pandemic, sexual harassment, yes Sir, I think you've got it covered.	1.2277	0.04423	101	79	21	1
2836	Hold my calls. All of them.	1.2277	0.05608	101	85	9	7
2837	Glass ceilings aren't a problem here.	1.2273	0.05294	88	71	14	3
2838	What do you mean, I can't handle the truth?	1.2273	0.05294	88	71	14	3
2839	I see you’re prepared to tell him you want to work from home.	1.2273	0.05294	88	71	14	3
2840	You’re acting like a fucking weird asshole and everyone thinks there’s something wrong with you.	1.2273	0.05988	88	74	8	6
2841	I'm done with hacking.	1.2273	0.05294	88	71	14	3
2842	Wouldn't it just be easier to TRY the vaccine?	1.2273	0.06403	66	54	9	3
2843	Mrs Webster began to suspect she may have located Q	1.2273	0.05988	88	74	8	6
2844	Your 2:00 appointment is here...he said he won an Oscar!	1.2273	0.05535	88	72	12	4
2845	The name’s Jim, but I self-identify as sir/sire/earl.	1.2273	0.05041	88	70	16	2
2846	Sorry Joe but only women call them outfits.	1.2273	0.05535	88	72	12	4
2847	Miss Brown, we're promoting you to the knight shift.	1.2273	0.04775	88	69	18	1
2848	I told him I’d work an extra knight shift	1.2273	0.05535	88	72	12	4
2849	I'll guess you are new to night shift.	1.2268	0.05386	97	80	12	5
2850	The memo said casual day, not casualty day.	1.2268	0.05582	97	81	10	6
2851	Take a Challenge, Ms. Paige.	1.2268	0.05386	97	80	12	5
2852	The joke's not as funny the second time Terry.	1.2267	0.05874	75	61	11	3
2853	She said you're too risk averse.	1.2267	0.06173	75	62	9	4
2854	It’s Shark Week on Discovery, why?	1.2267	0.05874	75	61	11	3
2855	'Send in the next applicant."	1.2267	0.05224	75	59	15	1
2856	No, I don’t think I’m taking the mask mandate too far.	1.2267	0.05874	75	61	11	3
2857	The question isn't how did I get INTO this thing...	1.2267	0.05558	75	60	13	2
2858	Am I to understand you are offering me a free lance?	1.2267	0.05874	75	61	11	3
2859	I'm here to replace you on the knight shift.	1.2267	0.05874	75	61	11	3
2860	I did my own Covid research.	1.2267	0.06173	75	62	9	4
2861	CDC—my doctor? No, my armorer recommended I meet clients this way.	1.2267	0.04867	75	58	17	0
2862	My horoscope was right! My knight in shining armor!	1.2267	0.05874	75	61	11	3
2863	I see your taking out data protection seriously!	1.2264	0.04698	106	85	18	3
2864	Your 2:30 rook is here.	1.2264	0.05066	106	87	14	5
2865	You must be new to the knight shift	1.2262	0.05449	84	68	13	3
2866	So you will be off to the Fancy Dress Party tonight?	1.2262	0.05179	84	67	15	2
2867	I told you I wouldn't be able to read it unless it was in Old English.	1.2262	0.05449	84	68	13	3
2868	No,,, I’m the knight shift…	1.2262	0.05706	84	69	11	4
2869	I see that you are not wearing your mask.	1.2262	0.05706	84	69	11	4
2870	I was thinking along the lines of a therapist.	1.2262	0.05449	84	68	13	3
2871	Armor doesn't matter to the IRS.	1.2262	0.05706	84	69	11	4
2872	Haha, that's a common mistake, Linda... I'm actually Scottish!	1.2262	0.05179	84	67	15	2
2873	Oh; I thought the job was for Knight Shift.	1.2262	0.05179	84	67	15	2
2874	And I will need one ticket to Jerusalem for tomorrow.	1.2262	0.05706	84	69	11	4
2875	I’m having a mote installed where you’re standing.	1.2262	0.05706	84	69	11	4
2876	There's no such thing as 'Take Your Armor to Work Day.'	1.2258	0.04866	93	74	17	2
2877	They gave me the knight shift.	1.2258	0.05540	93	77	11	5
2878	Do you get my point?	1.2258	0.05325	93	76	13	4
2879	What task does the knight have for me today?	1.2258	0.05540	93	77	11	5
2880	For the last time, I don’t care how they did it your day, Jeffrey!	1.2258	0.06673	62	51	8	3
2881	I hired on to work Knights.	1.2254	0.06406	71	59	8	4
2882	Yes, I support our return to the office. I’m just being cautious.	1.2254	0.05382	71	56	14	1
2883	Well, if you must know, I'm ready for Omicron BA.2, semi-nuclear WWIII, and Will Smith showing up here.	1.2254	0.06084	71	58	10	3
2884	Miss Bluestrom, could you please check that memo about 'mail' again?	1.2254	0.06406	71	59	8	4
2885	No, I don't feel bound by the Casual Friday tradition.	1.2254	0.05743	71	57	12	2
2886	Sir William, apparently your horse was double-parked and has been towed.	1.2254	0.05382	71	56	14	1
2887	Just an FYI . . . free employee parking in the garage does not include cleaning up after your white horse.	1.2254	0.04994	71	55	16	0
2888	I gotta say, the worst thing about coming back to the office is having to wear a suit every day."	1.2254	0.06084	71	58	10	3
2889	King Arthur said Round Table in 5, bring the mead unless you've got some Kentucky bourbon left.	1.2254	0.05743	71	57	12	2
2890	I guess chivalry isn’t dead	1.2254	0.05382	71	56	14	1
2891	I lied during my interview when I said I was thick-skinned.	1.2254	0.05743	71	57	12	2
2892	We’re just making some changes to fend off the corporate raiders.	1.2254	0.06084	71	58	10	3
2893	Are you here to interview for the knight shift?	1.2250	0.05893	80	66	10	4
2894	I'm serious about protecting myself from COVID.	1.2250	0.05893	80	66	10	4
2895	But is the contract Iron clad?	1.2250	0.05893	80	66	10	4
2896	P.P.E., why do you ask?	1.2250	0.05329	80	64	14	2
2897	The Will Smith meeting has been postponed.	1.2250	0.05618	80	65	12	3
2898	The next generation just isn't into knights-in-shining armor anymore. Good luck in your future endeavors.	1.2250	0.05618	80	65	12	3
2899	No, I am not the Knight in Shining armor, I am his secretary.	1.2250	0.06156	80	67	8	5
2900	I checked. Uber doen't have steeds	1.2250	0.05618	80	65	12	3
2901	Please have a seat and I’ll see if the drawbridge is open.	1.2250	0.05329	80	64	14	2
2902	Blah, blah, knight shift, blah, blah, the old CEO was jousted.	1.2250	0.05329	80	64	14	2
2903	I told you it was a one-knight-stand!	1.2250	0.05618	80	65	12	3
2904	To be honest, you look more like Sir Hadagal than Sir Galahad.	1.2250	0.05618	80	65	12	3
2905	I find I am much more productive in my work-from-castle clothes	1.2250	0.05329	80	64	14	2
2906	Arbor Day! Of course!	1.2250	0.05893	80	66	10	4
2907	I know why you're wearing that Knight Gear, You're chewing gum again, huh ?	1.2250	0.05024	80	63	16	1
2908	My brother's a knight writer, too.	1.2250	0.05618	80	65	12	3
2909	I'm checking your resume for the section on Moats and Drawbridges.	1.2247	0.05240	89	72	14	3
2910	Yes. You will work the knight shift too.	1.2247	0.06342	89	77	4	8
2911	I believe that I specifically requested a round table!	1.2247	0.05240	89	72	14	3
2912	Are you comfortable with working knights?	1.2247	0.05240	89	72	14	3
2913	I'm protecting my gender and ethnicity.	1.2247	0.05478	89	73	12	4
2914	Noise complaints? Well, new sneakers are bound to squeak!	1.2247	0.05478	89	73	12	4
2915	Nothing else fits!	1.2247	0.05478	89	73	12	4
2916	Dave, I think your evening job at Medieval Times is starting to affect your work.	1.2245	0.04925	98	79	16	3
2917	When did they put you on the Knight Shift...	1.2245	0.05135	98	80	14	4
2918	I’m declaring war against unemployment	1.2245	0.05135	98	80	14	4
2919	I get asked that a lot. This is my desk. It's my table that's round.	1.2243	0.05023	107	88	14	5
2920	I just don't think I'm a day shift kind of guy.	1.2243	0.04263	107	84	22	1
2921	Could we refrain from turning this into a joust over superiority?	1.2239	0.05947	67	54	11	2
2922	I told you it was knight work when you started!	1.2239	0.05947	67	54	11	2
2923	I suppose we could have been more clear when we hired you for the night shift.	1.2239	0.06665	67	56	7	4
2924	The #MeToo movement left you a little gunshy, eh, Mr. Edwards?	1.2237	0.05803	76	62	11	3
2925	From now on it’s Sir District Manager.	1.2237	0.05493	76	61	13	2
2926	I take all of the CDC recommendations very seriously, whether or not they make them.	1.2237	0.06098	76	63	9	4
2927	Why are we unable to communicate how modern and flexible the company is?	1.2237	0.05803	76	62	11	3
2928	Thank you for replacing me Mr. Irons	1.2237	0.05164	76	60	15	1
2929	You must be the new guy on the knight shift.	1.2237	0.05164	76	60	15	1
2930	Is it so hard to put 'Sir' before 'Lancelot'?	1.2235	0.05645	85	70	11	4
2931	Didn’t you ask what they meant by night shift?	1.2235	0.05125	85	68	15	2
2932	I thought you said we needed a white knight?	1.2235	0.05125	85	68	15	2
2933	I am going to ask everybody today to return to the office on a full-time basis.	1.2235	0.05391	85	69	13	3
2934	I told you I needed a new armoire, not a new armor."	1.2235	0.04844	85	67	17	1
2935	It’s my resignation. I can’t handle the knight shift.	1.2235	0.05125	85	68	15	2
2936	Fred, I think you misunderstand what we mean by "working a night shift."	1.2235	0.04844	85	67	17	1
2937	Friend or foe?	1.2235	0.05391	85	69	13	3
2938	i understand you think my choice of PPE is extreme, but one can't be too careful when telling the truth.	1.2235	0.05645	85	70	11	4
2939	You will be required to rob from the rich and give to the poor.	1.2235	0.05645	85	70	11	4
2940	No, I don't have covid.	1.2235	0.05888	85	71	9	5
2941	I'm telling you, Phil, everyone here's been vaccinated.	1.2235	0.05391	85	69	13	3
2942	You will of course, find the mosquitoes a bit pesky at this time of year . . .	1.2235	0.05888	85	71	9	5
2943	Yes, we are taking over.	1.2235	0.05391	85	69	13	3
2944	They've asked me to host the Oscars next year	1.2235	0.05888	85	71	9	5
2945	I hate humidity…makes my suit rust	1.2235	0.05125	85	68	15	2
2946	I don't understand why I'm breaking dress code? This skirt is a perfect length!!	1.2235	0.05888	85	71	9	5
2947	Let’s just say the peer review wasn’t as shining as you’d hoped it would be.	1.2235	0.04546	85	66	19	0
2948	I feel your being defensive	1.2235	0.05391	85	69	13	3
2949	Yeah, this is my knight job.	1.2235	0.05645	85	70	11	4
2950	Your secretarial resume looks pretty good. Tell me -- do you keep your silverware polished?	1.2235	0.04844	85	67	17	1
2951	I specifically requested a round desk.	1.2234	0.05052	94	76	15	3
2952	Did you get my requisition for a round table?	1.2234	0.05273	94	77	13	4
2953	I appreciate you working all night to cobble this together.	1.2234	0.05052	94	76	15	3
2954	The governor has rescinded the mask mandate.	1.2234	0.04820	94	75	17	2
2955	I said ‘goodnight,’ Susan!	1.2234	0.05486	94	78	11	5
2956	I’m here for the night job.	1.2233	0.04962	103	84	15	4
2957	I thought the desk would be round.	1.2232	0.04340	112	89	21	2
2958	I was just talking with Arthur, and he confirmed that your round-table will be here within a fortnight.	1.2222	0.05827	81	67	10	4
2959	Your appointment with Lance has been moved to 11.	1.2222	0.05270	81	65	14	2
2960	Staff meeting today?	1.2222	0.04665	99	79	18	2
2961	Since when are battering rams a personal expense?	1.2222	0.05556	81	66	12	3
2962	What else could they have meant by Medieval Monday?	1.2222	0.05270	81	65	14	2
2963	He'd like to take the job but he's allergic to steel	1.2222	0.05556	81	66	12	3
2964	Sir Bono and I go way back.	1.2222	0.06007	72	59	10	3
2965	We should have kept the mask mandate.	1.2222	0.05865	90	76	8	6
2966	Sorry. This is the maille room. The mail room is down the hall.	1.2222	0.06954	63	53	6	4
2967	Thanks. Coffee with a shot of WD40 would be perfect.	1.2222	0.06007	72	59	10	3
2968	See, you're not the only African American here, but only we know!	1.2222	0.06086	81	68	8	5
2969	Are you the Knight manager?	1.2222	0.05188	90	73	14	3
2970	Sir, you seem to be a bit defensive today!	1.2222	0.06086	81	68	8	5
2971	The position is mid-level but the work environment is midieval.	1.2222	0.05270	81	65	14	2
2972	Well done! It’s much better in Gothic Font than Roman.”	1.2222	0.04881	99	80	16	3
2973	It was only a GI Jane joke…	1.2222	0.05423	90	74	12	4
2974	But I can't help, you passed the human captcha test.	1.2222	0.05556	81	66	12	3
2975	Will Smith is due any minute.	1.2222	0.06324	72	60	8	4
2976	Lay on Ms. Duff!	1.2222	0.05556	81	66	12	3
2977	Do you have any experience in siege warfare?	1.2222	0.05286	99	82	12	5
2978	The age of chivalry is not dead Ms. Clemens, and shining	1.2222	0.05478	99	83	10	6
2979	We need you to stop sending ravens ASAP... My lord.	1.2222	0.04881	99	80	16	3
2980	Sorry but this isn't the page we are looking for.	1.2222	0.05556	81	66	12	3
2981	Do you mind working the knight shift?	1.2222	0.05672	72	58	12	2
2982	Actually, I prefer working the knight shift.	1.2222	0.05188	90	73	14	3
2983	Another complaint? Are you sure I can’t put “chivalry” as my employee statement?	1.2222	0.06007	72	59	10	3
2984	It's not casual Friday	1.2222	0.06324	72	60	8	4
2985	Seriously Harry, two shots and a booster and you can take all that stuff off.	1.2222	0.05270	81	65	14	2
2986	NO, you can't have a round table!	1.2222	0.05188	90	73	14	3
2987	Still waiting for that renaissance in HR?	1.2222	0.05556	81	66	12	3
2988	How do I address you, Mr. Ms. or Sir Lancelot?	1.2222	0.05648	90	75	10	5
2989	Honestly, this work in below Calibur.	1.2222	0.06277	90	78	4	8
2990	I believe I said oust the CEO ...	1.2222	0.04969	81	64	16	1
2991	Under Amour was too subtle.	1.2222	0.05316	72	57	14	1
2992	No, no, no. What I said was if you want to raise your level of fashion, get a suit by Armour.	1.2222	0.06324	72	60	8	4
2993	Damsel in Distress isn’t listed on your resume?	1.2222	0.05827	81	67	10	4
2994	Feel safe for some feedback now?	1.2222	0.05270	81	65	14	2
2995	If I win the joust order me a bigger desk.	1.2222	0.05188	90	73	14	3
2996	I've been tasked with informing you that your horse has taken the Chairman's parking spot. The Chairman's clearly displeased. However, your horse doesn't seem to grasp the gravity of his trespass. It is suggested that you go talk to him pronto."	1.2222	0.04682	90	71	18	1
2997	Sorry, I'm absolutely not approving any more PPE for you this year.	1.2222	0.05556	81	66	12	3
2998	I'm just glad to have my own desk. My last job I had to share a round table with a bunch of guys.	1.2222	0.06007	72	59	10	3
2999	And how do you feel about mask mandates?	1.2222	0.06007	72	59	10	3
3000	Dress-down day, Ms.Clark?	1.2222	0.04665	99	79	18	2
3001	I thought you had your booster; why the heavy duty masking?	1.2222	0.06324	72	60	8	4
3002	Sylvia, when did you sign up for the knight shift?	1.2222	0.05270	81	65	14	2
3003	I have your performance review here.	1.2222	0.06576	63	52	8	3
3004	Let me guess, growing up you didn't think your Knight in shining armor was going to turn out to be some super cool dude in HR.	1.2222	0.05556	81	66	12	3
3005	So, how's Dulcinea?	1.2222	0.05270	81	65	14	2
3006	I'm sorry, but the position of corporate wench has already been filled.	1.2222	0.05556	81	66	12	3
3007	They expect us to plead "no contest?" Surely they joust	1.2222	0.06007	72	59	10	3
3008	Oh Tom, I thought you were Bill. My facial recognition software is far superior to my voice recognition.	1.2222	0.05188	90	73	14	3
3009	When I got promoted I had already ordered the gear, so now I am the LORD of the Cubicle Warriors.	1.2212	0.04918	104	85	15	4
3010	I see you're prepared for whatever the coronavirus throws at us next.	1.2212	0.04918	104	85	15	4
3011	And yes, I'm aware it's a rectangular desk.	1.2212	0.04725	104	84	17	3
3012	Uh, saying you have 'mail' room experience may indicate that you misunderstood our classified ad.	1.2212	0.05105	104	86	13	5
3013	I think you'll find our HR department employs a pretty strict code of conduct.	1.2211	0.05635	95	80	9	6
3014	Late Knight?	1.2211	0.05004	95	77	15	3
3015	What do you mean I’m not eligible for the Knight shift?	1.2211	0.05635	95	80	9	6
3016	Tell Mr. Smith I’m ready to see him now.	1.2211	0.05635	95	80	9	6
3017	HR didn’t tell me I needed to wear my uniform for the night shift.	1.2211	0.04280	95	74	21	0
3018	The boss said we'd be working knights.	1.2209	0.05072	86	69	15	2
3019	Oh sorry Mr. Green, I forgot to tell you the Renaissance Festival has been rescheduled to NEXT Friday.	1.2209	0.05072	86	69	15	2
3020	No! There will be no change to the AC setting!	1.2209	0.05585	86	71	11	4
3021	No, I gave you a request.	1.2209	0.05335	86	70	13	3
3022	Lord Sir Percival of Accounting tells me you are not getting into the spirit of Medieval Fridays. Is there a problem maidsrvent Patricia?	1.2209	0.05335	86	70	13	3
3023	They say that office romances are now a no no, but what's wrong with a bit of chivalry?	1.2209	0.05072	86	69	15	2
3024	Let's see. You're looking for some protection?	1.2209	0.04500	86	69	16	1
3025	Are you okay with working the knight shift?	1.2209	0.05335	86	70	13	3
3026	You want to bust the glass ceiling, my advice is change the narrative.	1.2209	0.05072	86	69	15	2
3027	I'm Lance from the knight shift. Mr. Archer's running late.	1.2209	0.05335	86	70	13	3
3028	Have HR boot Guinevere, I can't stand her meddling.	1.2209	0.05585	86	71	11	4
3029	Hello Ma’am, can I slay any dragons for you today?	1.2209	0.05585	86	71	11	4
3030	Tell him the next joust is at 4:30. Auditions start at noon.	1.2209	0.04794	86	68	17	1
3031	I can't tell your pronouns from your armor.	1.2209	0.05072	86	69	15	2
3032	No, I never told you the table was round.	1.2209	0.06055	86	73	7	6
3033	Ship the crossbows, but tell them the catapults are backordered.	1.2209	0.05072	86	69	15	2
3034	Well, ‘Damsel’ seems like a stretch, but then again, my armor isn’t as shiny as it used to be.	1.2209	0.05335	86	70	13	3
3035	You need to loosen up a bit	1.2209	0.05072	86	69	15	2
3036	Did you miss the memo on Renaissance Fridays?	1.2208	0.06026	77	64	9	4
3037	It's true Miss Beasley, I signed on with an iron clad contract!	1.2208	0.05735	77	63	11	3
3038	A mask is sufficient, sir	1.2208	0.05735	77	63	11	3
3039	Cross my breastplate. It’s an iron clad guarantee.	1.2208	0.06026	77	64	9	4
3040	When I said Good Night, I didn't mean you!	1.2208	0.05735	77	63	11	3
3041	The job description said night shift, not knight shift.	1.2208	0.05104	77	61	15	1
3042	You may have misheard me when I told you that you'd be working the night shift.	1.2208	0.05429	77	62	13	2
3043	No, I'm glad we're back to the office; I just want to be careful.	1.2208	0.05735	77	63	11	3
3044	Mask mandate may be over, this is the next logical phase...	1.2208	0.05104	77	61	15	1
3045	I see you are working on your Ancestry again	1.2208	0.04758	77	60	17	0
3046	This mask mandate for the new Covid variant seems extreme.	1.2208	0.05735	77	63	11	3
3047	I don’t know what happened. The bottle said low dose iron pills!	1.2208	0.05735	77	63	11	3
3048	They've asked me to talk to you about why you've been so defensive lately.	1.2208	0.06026	77	64	9	4
3049	The first thing about working here is that you need to keep the mail separate from the mail.	1.2208	0.05735	77	63	11	3
3050	Oh, is the night shift over?	1.2208	0.05104	77	61	15	1
3051	A Mr. Saladin wants to see you, sir.	1.2208	0.05735	77	63	11	3
3052	Forget Covid, get on with your life.	1.2208	0.05429	77	62	13	2
3053	If you offer a great review and include a photo, you'll get two for the price of one!	1.2208	0.06026	77	64	9	4
3054	When I requested a "Knight in shining armor" that was my metaphor for a skilled computer technician	1.2206	0.05482	68	54	13	1
3055	Well, when we were working from home we assumed the suit of armor was a Zoom filter.	1.2206	0.06231	68	56	9	3
3056	Miss Jones when we hired you ,you agreed to accept our dress code now I see you are not cooperating...you are walking a TIN line	1.2206	0.06231	68	56	9	3
3057	They pay a premium for working knights.	1.2206	0.05066	68	53	15	0
3058	That level of protection isn't necessary any more, sir - the pandemic ended in 2028.	1.2206	0.05482	68	54	13	1
3059	How knight I help you?	1.2206	0.06574	68	57	7	4
3060	How long can it take to get a simple round table from China?	1.2203	0.06867	59	49	7	3
3061	Tomorrow I’ll be working remoatly.	1.2202	0.04764	109	89	16	4
3062	My analyst told me I had to have a thicker skin.	1.2200	0.04837	100	81	16	3
3063	Enough is enough, you can lift the drawbridge.	1.2200	0.04623	100	80	18	2
3064	May I let the gentleman with the lance come in now?	1.2200	0.05427	100	84	10	6
3065	Here I am--your knight in shining armor!	1.2200	0.04837	100	81	16	3
3066	Spent the night at the boyfriends house and didn't want anyone to know, is that right?	1.2198	0.04893	91	73	16	2
3067	Can't Wait for this Covid to go Away....	1.2198	0.05591	91	76	10	5
3068	There's a new strain of COVID out there. It's called Cavalier !	1.2198	0.05591	91	76	10	5
3069	I’ve been told you don’t take criticism well..	1.2198	0.05136	91	74	14	3
3070	You good with working nights?	1.2198	0.05136	91	74	14	3
3071	The king is behind on taxes.	1.2198	0.04893	91	73	16	2
3072	I'm going to need you to work the knight shift	1.2195	0.04916	82	65	16	1
3073	Can you put "Storming the Castle" on tomorrow's agenda?	1.2195	0.05494	82	67	12	3
3074	Postpone the wind power meeting; I've got an armor-shining appointment.	1.2195	0.04916	82	65	16	1
3075	The crusade against your kind starts tomorrow	1.2195	0.06017	82	69	8	5
3076	Really? Who do you think I am? Will Smith?	1.2195	0.05494	82	67	12	3
3077	As requested, this is the 10 minute warning for your meeting with Will Smith.	1.2195	0.05213	82	66	14	2
3078	Well Marion, your name is definitely a plus here at Gallahad finance	1.2195	0.05494	82	67	12	3
3079	We’re moving to mask optional.	1.2195	0.05494	82	67	12	3
3080	So glad I made the pivot to corporate. The pen really is mightier.	1.2195	0.05213	82	66	14	2
3081	I can't read with this helmet on."	1.2195	0.05213	82	66	14	2
3082	I take it Bill made the same spelling mistake?	1.2195	0.05762	82	68	10	4
3083	I can't work all knight again, boss.	1.2195	0.04916	82	65	16	1
3084	Your jousting experience is a little bit light.	1.2195	0.05213	82	66	14	2
3085	Our presentation is tomorrow, Lancelot.	1.2195	0.05762	82	68	10	4
3086	It's the N95000. With the Deltacrom going around, you can't be too cautious.	1.2195	0.05762	82	68	10	4
3087	Your suit explains the glass ceiling in this company.	1.2195	0.04916	82	65	16	1
3088	Casual Fridays are over, Hilda, read my lips.	1.2195	0.05762	82	68	10	4
3089	Tell the union leadership that I will meet them on the battlefield.	1.2192	0.05602	73	59	12	2
3090	We call it 'Crusades Friday.'	1.2192	0.05932	73	60	10	3
3091	You were assigned to the Night shift	1.2192	0.06244	73	61	8	4
3092	And you'll need to provide your own PPE.	1.2192	0.05602	73	59	12	2
3093	Just came to say good knight.	1.2192	0.05602	73	59	12	2
3094	You should take the knight off.	1.2192	0.06244	73	61	8	4
3095	We're sure this is not what the CDC means when they say to stay protected at work	1.2192	0.05251	73	58	14	1
3096	.....did you get on more chain-male?....	1.2192	0.06244	73	61	8	4
3097	Excuse me Miss Edwards... Where is your mask?	1.2192	0.05602	73	59	12	2
3098	Why can't Harry take the knight-shift once in awhile?	1.2192	0.05932	73	60	10	3
3099	This is standard attire for women here.	1.2192	0.06244	73	61	8	4
3100	This is not about you. I was told to set up in any vacant cubicle.	1.2192	0.05602	73	59	12	2
3101	No, the severance package does NOT mean you get to cut off his head.	1.2192	0.06244	73	61	8	4
3102	Stop complaining about the chair. It’s you that needs oiling.	1.2192	0.06244	73	61	8	4
3103	Your round table for 12 at white castle is reserved sir.	1.2188	0.04957	96	78	15	3
3104	I get it. The night shift.	1.2188	0.04730	96	77	17	2
3105	And?	1.2188	0.06481	64	53	8	3
3106	How are you liking the knight shift?	1.2188	0.05173	96	79	13	4
3107	The client that wants an iron clad contract has arrived, sir.	1.2188	0.04957	96	78	15	3
3108	Tell Charlemagne i'm his new head of H.R.	1.2188	0.04241	96	75	21	0
3109	Yo have a mind like a steel trap, boss.	1.2188	0.06481	64	53	8	3
3110	I think I've built a solid defense.	1.2188	0.04730	96	77	17	2
3111	Ms. Jones, please prepare the Round Table for today's board meeting.	1.2188	0.06481	64	53	8	3
3112	I said 'castle,' not 'hassle.'	1.2184	0.05279	87	71	13	3
3113	Yes, just chain mail is fine for casual Fridays.	1.2184	0.05526	87	72	11	4
3114	The health insurance doesn't kick in for another week.	1.2184	0.05279	87	71	13	3
3115	I can absolutely deduct a shield as a work expense. I realize it's not the year 600, but I have my rights.	1.2184	0.05279	87	71	13	3
3116	It says the office is now a Joust-free environment	1.2184	0.05279	87	71	13	3
3117	Setting a tone? No. Why do you ask?	1.2184	0.05279	87	71	13	3
3118	I’m sorry the conference table is square	1.2184	0.05279	87	71	13	3
3119	I am looking for a night job not a knight job	1.2184	0.05279	87	71	13	3
3120	Obviously, I work nights.	1.2184	0.05526	87	72	11	4
3121	Some experience in jousting would be helpful.	1.2184	0.04746	87	69	17	1
3122	You say MY RESUME is rusty? Surely you joust.	1.2184	0.05526	87	72	11	4
3123	Ma’am, the CDC now recommends a full suit of armor for the latest COVID variant.	1.2184	0.05279	87	71	13	3
3124	We are not vulnerable to criticism	1.2184	0.05763	87	73	9	5
3125	What do you mean someone backed into my horse?	1.2179	0.05668	78	64	11	3
3126	And can you check on when that new table I ordered is due to be delivered?	1.2179	0.05954	78	65	9	4
3127	One last thing. Will lunch be provided at this trust building workshop?	1.2179	0.05046	78	62	15	1
3128	Why yes, I did receive some chain mail.	1.2179	0.05668	78	64	11	3
3129	Impressive résumé. Are you willing to work the knight shift?	1.2179	0.05954	78	65	9	4
3130	Please, don't call me sir. I don't care for formalities.	1.2179	0.05366	78	63	13	2
3131	The outfit sure seems ironclad,and I want it!	1.2179	0.05366	78	63	13	2
3132	You may not be the damsel I was looking for, but your resume tells me you're the damsel I need.	1.2179	0.05668	78	64	11	3
3133	Excuse me, I was told to report to the Night Manager"	1.2179	0.05366	78	63	13	2
3134	So what if I am not the Iron Lady!	1.2179	0.05668	78	64	11	3
3135	Working all knight is discouraged by management.	1.2179	0.05366	78	63	13	2
3136	Did you lose bet to that UCF guy again?	1.2179	0.05954	78	65	9	4
3137	Account meeting at 3, then I have that one-on-one with David from Legal.	1.2179	0.05954	78	65	9	4
3138	Unfortunately, I can't approve this request. It should come as no surprise that our office's work from home policy is from the Middle Ages.	1.2178	0.05190	101	84	12	5
3139	Are you available for knight work?	1.2174	0.04845	92	74	16	2
3140	No, we are not looking for someone for the night shift.	1.2174	0.04592	92	73	18	1
3141	I didn't call you a "snowflake." I never mentioned snow.	1.2174	0.05086	92	75	14	3
3142	I was just walking out the door. I have a Knight School class. It''ll be my first jousting match.	1.2174	0.05792	69	56	11	2
3143	Good luck with your performance review	1.2174	0.05315	92	76	12	4
3144	I’m back and I’m safe!	1.2174	0.06149	69	57	9	3
3145	So, casual Fridays has taken a different meaning or is this the new mask mandate?	1.2174	0.05086	92	75	14	3
3146	The wedgie I have in this thing could have slayed a dragon.	1.2174	0.05792	69	56	11	2
3147	What do you mean they didn’t fall for the Trojan Horse?	1.2174	0.05086	92	75	14	3
3148	According to this memo, masking in the office is now optional.	1.2174	0.05411	69	55	13	1
3149	I assume I should be worried about what you are about to say.	1.2174	0.04845	92	74	16	2
3150	I hate to break it to you, but the Covid variant particles can easily penetrate your armor.	1.2174	0.05086	92	75	14	3
3151	I told you I was a Renaissance man in the interview.	1.2174	0.05792	69	56	11	2
3152	I had no idea what it took to run a kingdom!	1.2174	0.05086	92	75	14	3
3153	Even better than casual Friday is "Medieval Monday". But we really go all out on "Triassic Tuesday".	1.2174	0.05792	69	56	11	2
3154	Tim, I asked if you could work the NIGHT shift.	1.2174	0.05792	69	56	11	2
3155	Is there a dress code?	1.2174	0.06149	69	57	9	3
3156	What have you heard about working for Mr Weinstein?	1.2174	0.05315	92	76	12	4
3157	Before we chat, please bring me some three and one oil.	1.2174	0.05411	69	55	13	1
3158	I''m expecting some sharp criticism at today's staff meeting.	1.2174	0.05086	92	75	14	3
3159	Your hired, welcome aboard ! You will not know ! Who I am ! What I am ! Where I’m from ! Why !!! This will put us on a even playing field , Sort of ! I’m looking forward to working with you	1.2170	0.03548	106	92	11	3
3160	Not taking any chances!	1.2169	0.05156	83	67	14	2
3161	I called. The laundry can not dry clean your outfit.	1.2169	0.05156	83	67	14	2
3162	People kept saying, "they're gonna make you go back to the office eventually. I just never thought it would apply to me."	1.2169	0.05156	83	67	14	2
3163	Can you speak to your credentials relative to jousting?	1.2169	0.04551	83	65	18	0
3164	Mffffttttt..	1.2169	0.05950	83	70	8	5
3165	I advise you to cover up too.	1.2169	0.05434	83	68	12	3
3166	I have quite a lot on today.	1.2169	0.05698	83	69	10	4
3167	I think the renaissance fair is closing again,budget cuts am I right boss.	1.2169	0.04863	83	66	16	1
3168	I usually work the day shift.	1.2169	0.04863	83	66	16	1
3169	Yes, I love to. I haven’t been to a Roundtable in Ages!	1.2169	0.05950	83	70	8	5
3170	I thought you'd want to know, the banquet tonight is black chain mail optional	1.2169	0.05434	83	68	12	3
3171	The Audit Team is here, Sir.	1.2167	0.06330	60	49	9	2
3172	What do you mean, I’m not transparent?	1.2167	0.06330	60	49	9	2
3173	That’s Ma’am to you.	1.2165	0.05124	97	80	13	4
3174	I want to assure you that our hiring policies are anything but antiquated.	1.2165	0.04910	97	79	15	3
3175	Joan, You can leave your mask - and suit - at home now.	1.2165	0.04687	97	78	17	2
3176	You’re hired.	1.2162	0.05858	74	61	10	3
3177	The job description did say knight work	1.2162	0.06166	74	62	8	4
3178	It's called COVID armor.	1.2162	0.05533	74	60	12	2
3179	It says "chivalry," Janette. For Pete's sake it's right here in the strategic plan.	1.2162	0.06166	74	62	8	4
3180	My armor is not shining lately..can we talk later?	1.2162	0.06166	74	62	8	4
3181	I should have known - you can never trust a Facebook picture.	1.2162	0.05533	74	60	12	2
3182	I know it's casual Friday, but I still prefer to wear a suit.	1.2162	0.06460	74	63	6	5
3183	And they say chivalry is dead	1.2162	0.05533	74	60	12	2
3184	"The job has an ironclad contract.	1.2162	0.05858	74	61	10	3
3185	Me, sensitive? This is nothing. You should see my car.	1.2162	0.05533	74	60	12	2
3186	Unfortunately, freelance workers have no dental plan.	1.2162	0.05858	74	61	10	3
3187	Would'st thou like to joust for those shoes?	1.2162	0.05533	74	60	12	2
3188	Impressive resume! Can you work knight shifts?	1.2162	0.05858	74	61	10	3
3189	Outrageous Fortune is waiting outside for his appointment, Mr. Preeble.	1.2162	0.05858	74	61	10	3
3190	Interviewing millennials is not THAT bad.”	1.2162	0.05533	74	60	12	2
3191	How are they!	1.2162	0.05188	74	59	14	1
3192	Once again, Mr. Maddox, both Dr. Fauci AND the CDC said you could stop masking.	1.2162	0.05188	74	59	14	1
3193	Huh, I knew some of our customers had described our policies as medieval....	1.2162	0.05858	74	61	10	3
3194	Your resume is really quite impressive, what with slaying dragons, pillaging and all, but what I really need is someone with experience in mergers and acquisitions.	1.2162	0.05858	74	61	10	3
3195	What makes you think I’M the one who started that chain email?	1.2162	0.05533	74	60	12	2
3196	The memo says that the indoor visor mandate has been lifted,	1.2159	0.05225	88	72	13	3
3197	It's still a hostile work environment, but I'm a lot less worried about it now.	1.2159	0.04968	88	71	15	2
3198	Yes, I'm ready to see Mr Smith now!	1.2159	0.05703	88	74	9	5
3199	Nighty night, Knight. See you tomorrow.	1.2159	0.05225	88	72	13	3
3200	Oh no. I LOVE the night shift. It's the DRESS CODE I can't stand.	1.2159	0.05225	88	72	13	3
3201	Excellent resume. Why do you want to work here?	1.2159	0.05225	88	72	13	3
3202	I wasn't told that this was the new office dress code. When were you going to share this with me?	1.2159	0.04968	88	71	15	2
3203	Nevertheless, your contract for employment is not ironclad.	1.2159	0.04698	88	70	17	1
3204	NEW OUTFIT -- NICE!!	1.2159	0.04968	88	71	15	2
3205	Yes this is all good , but I need something to really make my armor shine!	1.2159	0.04968	88	71	15	2
3206	I thought we did away with “Gallant Friday”.	1.2159	0.04968	88	71	15	2
3207	I’m sure you are Sir, but shining the armor is not in my job description.	1.2159	0.04968	88	71	15	2
3208	The memo says Personal Protective Equipment is now mandatory.	1.2159	0.04968	88	71	15	2
3209	The agency sent you for the night shift?	1.2159	0.05469	88	73	11	4
3210	No need to call HR... I was simply jousting with you...	1.2157	0.04751	102	83	16	3
3211	Tin is the new silver, then?	1.2157	0.04751	102	83	16	3
3212	I was de-moated.	1.2157	0.05329	102	86	10	6
3213	I know it’s late but I prefer working knight shifts	1.2154	0.06390	65	54	8	3
3214	The cubicle is fine but the shape of the table just isn’t working.	1.2152	0.05305	79	64	13	2
3215	Daylight Saving means we're one less hour behind Europe. We're still about 500 years behind, but making progress.	1.2152	0.05305	79	64	13	2
3216	I don't think you understand what a night job is.	1.2152	0.05603	79	65	11	3
3217	Pamela sweetheart …can you get me some WD-40 oil please…	1.2152	0.05305	79	64	13	2
3218	Trying to hide from Moscow? Good Try!!	1.2152	0.05885	79	66	9	4
3219	'"I see you already got the mail"	1.2152	0.04990	79	63	15	1
3220	Is there a problem? I was told I was hired for the knight shift.	1.2152	0.05603	79	65	11	3
3221	'Please don't kill me for saying this...'	1.2152	0.05885	79	66	9	4
3222	What do you mean by '...very good at reading faces?'	1.2152	0.05885	79	66	9	4
3223	Let's meet in the conference room with the round table.	1.2152	0.05305	79	64	13	2
3224	OK, you can send Mr. Smith in now.	1.2152	0.05305	79	64	13	2
3225	I’m sorry, but I don’t do knight work.	1.2152	0.05305	79	64	13	2
3226	This role requires pretty thick skin - I'd take precautions.	1.2152	0.05603	79	65	11	3
3227	I noticed you didn't sign the medieval punishment agreement form.	1.2152	0.05305	79	64	13	2
3228	HR asked me to remind you to get up and move around or else you get stuck”	1.2152	0.05603	79	65	11	3
3229	Revenue is down so I am protecting myself before I give this news to the board.	1.2152	0.05603	79	65	11	3
3230	Why must only women wear suits of armor?	1.2152	0.05603	79	65	11	3
3231	My work-from-home clothing was much more comfortable.	1.2152	0.04990	79	63	15	1
3232	Yes, I misinterpreted when they said I was working the knight shift	1.2152	0.05885	79	66	9	4
3233	I’m not looking for applicants with magnetic personalities.	1.2152	0.05305	79	64	13	2
3234	Yes, a boat for the moat!	1.2152	0.04990	79	63	15	1
3235	You forgot to schedule my jousting coach appointment	1.2152	0.05305	79	64	13	2
3236	My side hustle is a noble quest.	1.2152	0.04653	79	62	17	0
3237	I’d like at least three estimates on the moat and can you please pick up my chain mail from the cleaners?	1.2152	0.04990	79	63	15	1
3238	Your comments left me feeling a little defensive.	1.2152	0.04653	79	62	17	0
3239	It’s a knight shift position.	1.2152	0.05885	79	66	9	4
3240	‘Yeah, I saw the updated mask policy from HR. I’m just a bit of a germaphobe.’	1.2151	0.04284	93	73	20	0
3241	The Round Table's only an end-of-year bonus.	1.2151	0.05036	93	76	14	3
3242	This is the dress code to work in HR.	1.2151	0.05263	93	77	12	4
3243	Sorry, but your stoic and inflexibility lost you a spot at the round table.	1.2151	0.04798	93	75	16	2
3244	Yes, Sir! My pike research there is also iron clad!!	1.2151	0.05481	93	78	10	5
3245	My therapist recommended donning emotional armor in the workplace.	1.2151	0.05263	93	77	12	4
3246	They've asked me to ask you to switch to the day shift.	1.2151	0.05036	93	76	14	3
3247	Just one more thing. We have a strict dress code here.	1.2143	0.05717	70	57	11	2
3248	We encourage employees to wear their armour.	1.2143	0.05717	70	57	11	2
3249	We require all workers to be in office 100% of the time. Please don’t shoot the messenger.	1.2143	0.04644	98	79	17	2
3250	Steel yourself.	1.2143	0.05717	70	57	11	2
3251	Sir, your 3:00 jouster is here.	1.2143	0.05101	84	68	14	2
3252	Are you still trying for a gig at the Renascence Festival.	1.2143	0.05717	70	57	11	2
3253	They pay more if you work the knight shift	1.2143	0.05375	84	69	12	3
3254	When I told you that COVID was of medieval proportions, that doesn't mean you can go medieval.	1.2143	0.05717	70	57	11	2
3255	I said you were going to the night shift.	1.2143	0.05101	84	68	14	2
3256	I’m told I’m a battle axe. I’d fit right in	1.2143	0.05101	84	68	14	2
3257	Excellent try, Mrs. Dickerson, but I know Your husband is playing hooky today.	1.2143	0.05375	84	69	12	3
3258	Remind our subjects about happy hour at The Grotto tonight. First round is on me.	1.2143	0.05636	84	70	10	4
3259	I’m here to take over from the knight shift.	1.2143	0.05636	84	70	10	4
3260	I get it , tough job being the one to hand out the pink slips in this office	1.2143	0.05717	70	57	11	2
3261	When are they delivering the round table?	1.2143	0.05717	70	57	11	2
3262	'Working the knight shift again, Harold?'	1.2143	0.05375	84	69	12	3
3263	Can we make this quick? I have an appointment at the armory for some alterations.	1.2143	0.05101	84	68	14	2
3264	Bob may have taken dress for success too far	1.2143	0.04812	84	67	16	1
3265	You do realize that this job involves working knights?	1.2143	0.04865	98	80	15	3
3266	If I'm still masking up I decided to go whole hog.	1.2143	0.05101	84	68	14	2
3267	What’s the mask policy here?	1.2143	0.05280	98	82	11	5
3268	As a highly educated, progressive African-American woman, what are your views on chivalry?	1.2143	0.06123	84	72	6	6
3269	But your armor isn't shining!	1.2136	0.04709	103	84	16	3
3270	I'm writing an iron-clad contract!	1.2136	0.04709	103	84	16	3
3271	They said I’d be working the knight shift.	1.2136	0.05098	103	86	12	5
3272	Yay, ‘tis true I hast struggled betwixt work and life upon returning to the office.	1.2136	0.04709	103	84	16	3
3273	This might just be a day job for you, but it means much more than that for me.	1.2136	0.04058	103	81	22	0
3274	Sticks and stones will break my bones but names will never harm me.	1.2135	0.05865	89	76	7	6
3275	You are requesting in writing that I squeak less?	1.2135	0.05643	89	75	9	5
3276	I am anticipating the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune since our stock plummeted.	1.2135	0.05412	89	74	11	4
3277	The situation has developed not necessarily to the firm's advantage.	1.2135	0.05171	89	73	13	3
3278	Technically, I’m in compliance with the dress code suit requirement.	1.2135	0.05171	89	73	13	3
3279	Please sit down.	1.2135	0.04651	89	71	17	1
3280	Please don’t be so defensive this time.	1.2135	0.05171	89	73	13	3
3281	Maybe you jest; I joust.	1.2133	0.05467	75	61	12	2
3282	Like you requested - a knight in shining armor	1.2133	0.05787	75	62	10	3
3283	I see you came well prepared for office politics.	1.2133	0.05467	75	61	12	2
3284	You have to be prepared to deal with it. Lot of backstabbing in the office.	1.2133	0.06090	75	63	8	4
3285	Your handling of the Barton account was strictly midieval. And you'll have to stop taking breaks to practice your jousting, horsemanship & falconry. It's making at absolute mess of the lunchroom!	1.2133	0.06090	75	63	8	4
3286	Would it be ok if I poured this latte into your face mask?	1.2133	0.05787	75	62	10	3
3287	Just watch out for that warlock in accounting.	1.2133	0.05787	75	62	10	3
3288	A bit on the nose for HR, don't you think?	1.2133	0.06090	75	63	8	4
3289	It says they're moving me from my desk to a round table.	1.2133	0.06090	75	63	8	4
3290	Sorry, but we are looking for armor-suited men to to fill the role of white knights.	1.2133	0.06090	75	63	8	4
3291	Let's have the meeting at the round table.	1.2133	0.05127	75	60	14	1
3292	Following the 'return to work' order, Frank arrived in his best Personal Protective Equipment.	1.2133	0.06090	75	63	8	4
3293	I do understand. Giving a speech can be stressful.”	1.2133	0.05787	75	62	10	3
3294	Didn’t you get the memo? Masks are optional now. So is full body armor.	1.2133	0.05787	75	62	10	3
3295	and your complaint is?	1.2133	0.05467	75	61	12	2
3296	You can go home now, I got the night shift	1.2133	0.05787	75	62	10	3
3297	Stan wants me to tell you that a wheel came off of his chair, so the joust is off.	1.2131	0.06235	61	50	9	2
3298	When they mentioned "working nights" I must have misunderstood.	1.2131	0.06659	61	51	7	3
3299	On your way out, would you mind grabbing my sword from the corner boulder?	1.2131	0.05780	61	49	11	1
3300	You don't have to call me 'Sir.'	1.2128	0.05427	94	79	10	5
3301	It’s night shift with an ‘n’ not ‘k.	1.2128	0.04505	94	75	18	1
3302	I know they've dropped the mask mandate but a lot of our staff are unhappy about coming back in.	1.2128	0.04752	94	76	16	2
3303	Masks are optional now!	1.2128	0.04752	94	76	16	2
3304	Would you like a coffee, Sir Galahad?	1.2128	0.04752	94	76	16	2
3305	I still don't see the issue with addressing female coworkers, 'm'lady.'	1.2128	0.05212	94	78	12	4
3306	I'll be working all knight..HA!	1.2128	0.04987	94	77	14	3
3307	Night Duty? Oops	1.2128	0.05212	94	78	12	4
3308	We were told we could use whatever PPE we wanted.	1.2125	0.05245	80	65	13	2
3309	Night work is frowned upon.	1.2125	0.05817	80	67	9	4
3310	Would it be inappropriate if I asked you to polish my breastplate?	1.2125	0.05245	80	65	13	2
3311	Justice Thomas promises to keep his M&Ms to himself.	1.2125	0.05539	80	66	11	3
3312	Yes, but the question is: are the press ready for you?	1.2125	0.05245	80	65	13	2
3313	COVID’s over	1.2125	0.05539	80	66	11	3
3314	I know the mandates have been lifted, but...	1.2125	0.05817	80	67	9	4
3315	This says most of our employees near retirement are still in stocks?	1.2125	0.05817	80	67	9	4
3316	Is that a white satin blouse?	1.2125	0.05245	80	65	13	2
3317	When I said your self-image needed improvement, this isn’t what I had in mind.	1.2125	0.05245	80	65	13	2
3318	Well, you're certainly not the king of MY castle.	1.2125	0.05539	80	66	11	3
3319	Janice, how many times do I have to tell you? I am a knight, not an excel wizard!	1.2125	0.05817	80	67	9	4
3320	I didn't think I'd have to label the turkey leg in the fridge, Karen	1.2125	0.04934	80	64	15	1
3321	I'm also a member of a distinguished minority, but I don't want to brag about it.	1.2125	0.05539	80	66	11	3
3322	Uh yes ma'am, we do offer a diverse and inclusive work environment	1.2125	0.04934	80	64	15	1
3323	You'll find we value tradition here at 'Knight and Sons'.	1.2125	0.05245	80	65	13	2
3324	Are you sure you can handle the knight shift?	1.2125	0.05245	80	65	13	2
3325	I asked if I can work remote. I’m not interested in your moat.	1.2125	0.05539	80	66	11	3
3326	Did you park your horse in the courtyard again?	1.2125	0.05245	80	65	13	2
3327	I said - it’s a mid-level night position.	1.2125	0.05539	80	66	11	3
3328	Honestly I can see nothing	1.2125	0.05817	80	67	9	4
3329	You told me today would be a rough day.	1.2124	0.04779	113	94	14	5
3330	Angela, please find out who is calling me 'the Dark Knight.' I need to fire their ass.	1.2121	0.06301	66	55	8	3
3331	I simply can’t fill the moat until these supply chain challenges get resolved	1.2121	0.05919	66	54	10	2
3332	Don't take it personally. I made the mistake of watching the news last night.	1.2121	0.05919	66	54	10	2
3333	Change in plans... please reschedule lunch at the round table for tomorrow.	1.2121	0.05919	66	54	10	2
3334	The salesman at the apparel store did not quite understand what I meant by "Vintage tee".	1.2121	0.05511	66	53	12	1
3335	You want to know if I'm comfortable with working knights?	1.2121	0.05071	66	52	14	0
3336	Yes, I’ve double checked the research. The market for turkey legs is expected to be stable at best for the next few years.	1.2121	0.04130	99	78	21	0
3337	Have to wait for the day shift?	1.2118	0.05047	85	69	14	2
3338	Just preparing to defend my thesis	1.2118	0.05820	85	72	8	5
3339	It's a 10 95.	1.2118	0.05575	85	71	10	4
3340	Let me clarify what I meant by moving you to the "night shift."	1.2118	0.04762	85	68	16	1
3341	I signed an iron-clad contract.	1.2118	0.05047	85	69	14	2
3342	Ah I see! You meant the "night" shift.	1.2118	0.05575	85	71	10	4
3343	You can't tell me what to do.	1.2118	0.05317	85	70	12	3
3344	This contract looks iron-clad. Who would know better than I.	1.2118	0.05317	85	70	12	3
3345	You have a round table discussion at noon, Sir	1.2118	0.05047	85	69	14	2
3346	We hired you to WORK at Armor All. It’s NOT the dress code.	1.2118	0.05317	85	70	12	3
3347	Yes, I know I said we would round-table it...	1.2118	0.05047	85	69	14	2
3348	Are slaps discounted?	1.2118	0.05575	85	71	10	4
3349	Seriously? Okay, High Commander of the Supply Closet, may I please have some sticky notes?	1.2118	0.05047	85	71	11	3
3350	I'd rather work at home, but was lucky to find this entry-level position in the mail room with optional masking.	1.2118	0.05317	85	70	12	3
3351	Suffice it to say, root canals are a real battle.	1.2118	0.05317	85	70	12	3
3352	Our cybersecurity team is getting a bit desperate	1.2118	0.05317	85	70	12	3
3353	Are you aware that the mayor lifted the mask mandate last week?	1.2118	0.05317	85	70	12	3
3354	Actually, sir, the company lifted the mask mandate last Tuesday.	1.2118	0.04762	85	68	16	1
3355	Still can't find your facemask?	1.2118	0.05317	85	70	12	3
3356	I heard the boss has been on a rampage.	1.2118	0.05317	85	70	12	3
3357	TSA appreciated your enthusiasm but in the future it has to come off for screening. Oh, and the airline issued a public apology for putting you a the center seat."	1.2118	0.05317	85	70	12	3
3358	Why do I choose every battle?	1.2118	0.05317	85	70	12	3
3359	It looks like another all-knighter.	1.2118	0.05047	85	69	14	2
3360	I asked for a standing desk	1.2118	0.05820	85	72	8	5
3361	I've done the paperwork, the date of you rescuing the princess is all taken care of.	1.2118	0.05575	85	71	10	4
3362	Don't you "Fair Maiden" me! I need that Simpson File by noon or into the moat you go.	1.2118	0.05047	85	69	14	2
3363	My dear grace, can you tell me when we are to expect delivery of the big round desk?	1.2118	0.05047	85	69	14	2
3364	It’s just that members of the team can’t recognise you in meetings.”	1.2118	0.05317	85	70	12	3
3365	Well Sir, What dragons are you going to slay today?	1.2118	0.05317	85	70	12	3
3366	Yes, this is a knights office to work in.	1.2115	0.04464	104	84	18	2
3367	I need protection in a job like mine!	1.2115	0.04464	104	84	18	2
3368	They” say dress for the “job” you “want.	1.2113	0.05275	71	57	13	1
3369	I'm sorry Mrs. Jones, you qualify for overtime by working at night, not for knight. But I do appreciate you still calling me Sir.	1.2113	0.06317	71	60	7	4
3370	You are no longer needed. Sisters are doing it for themselves.	1.2113	0.05644	71	58	11	2
3371	Do you know who that guy is outside the window? We're on the fourth floor.	1.2113	0.06317	71	60	7	4
3372	Milady, you know there is nothing I wouldn't do for my liege. But what, pray tell, is "Bi Visibility Day"?	1.2113	0.05644	71	58	11	2
3373	Hi Gladys, your resume looks good! We'll start you on tomorrow's knight shift.	1.2113	0.06317	71	60	7	4
3374	It's my fault for agreeing to work the knight shift.	1.2113	0.05644	71	58	11	2
3375	If I hire you you will have to do the knight shift.	1.2113	0.05275	71	57	13	1
3376	I know another Guenevere	1.2113	0.06317	71	60	7	4
3377	I'm done with virtual. Bring on the variants.	1.2113	0.05644	71	58	11	2
3378	I think you may have misinterpreted the email I sent you about cyber security.	1.2113	0.05644	71	58	11	2
3379	Here for the knight shift?	1.2113	0.05990	71	59	9	3
3380	Time travel is very overrated.	1.2113	0.05644	71	58	11	2
3381	I don't care if the mandate HAS been lifted: in my office masks are still required.	1.2113	0.05990	71	59	9	3
3382	so.... you're saying I'm not a knight clerk	1.2111	0.05357	90	75	11	4
3383	IS CUBICAL PLURAL OR SINGULAR''	1.2111	0.05119	90	74	13	3
3384	What next Boss!!	1.2111	0.05585	90	76	9	5
3385	We H.R. told you to “suit up,” they had something else in mind.	1.2111	0.04869	90	73	15	2
3386	They give me 6 months of community service for sleeping on watch"	1.2105	0.05402	76	62	12	2
3387	You do good work Jones; although you approach things differently than I would.	1.2105	0.04708	95	77	16	2
3388	Yes, I'm sorry. We have forgotten to include antioxidants in the budget	1.2105	0.06016	76	64	8	4
3389	After the recent regime change, we’re reviewing candidates for several open positions	1.2105	0.05402	76	62	12	2
3390	Futile or feudal? Either way, it's no reason to quit.	1.2105	0.04940	95	78	14	3
3391	Sorry to remain seated, chivalry is a heavy weight to bear	1.2105	0.05402	76	62	12	2
3392	I'm questing immediately after work today.	1.2105	0.05717	76	63	10	3
3393	I see that you're happy to work nights.	1.2105	0.05717	76	63	10	3
3394	Your 10 am is here, but Sir Lancelot is stuck in the Lincoln Tunnel and has asked if we can push your noon joust to the death back by 30 minutes.	1.2105	0.05067	76	61	14	1
3395	You don't see color. I don't see armor. Great. Can I have my promotion now?	1.2105	0.05402	76	62	12	2
3396	Some days I wish I was still out in the field.	1.2105	0.04940	95	78	14	3
3397	Marian made me! I made Marian!	1.2100	0.05183	100	84	11	5
3398	Sorry sir, but I can't work Knights.	1.2100	0.04560	100	81	17	2
3399	I know words are weapons but…	1.2100	0.04777	100	82	15	3
3400	I hear you have a sharp nose for business.	1.2100	0.04560	100	81	17	2
3401	A Mr. Will Smith is here to see you.	1.2100	0.05183	100	84	11	5
3402	This isn't what we meant by "Night Shift."	1.2100	0.05374	100	85	9	6
3403	It's right here. Job requirements: thick skin."	1.2099	0.05187	81	66	13	2
3404	But it says here you can work nights.	1.2099	0.05476	81	67	11	3
3405	No, I'm afraid it is not shining armor.	1.2099	0.04553	81	64	17	0
3406	Drawbridge is closed, Mighty Commander	1.2099	0.05751	81	68	9	4
3407	No, the job offer meant work at NIGHT.	1.2099	0.05187	81	66	13	2
3408	Feeling at bit defensive, today?!?	1.2099	0.05476	81	67	11	3
3409	Well, I was looking to advance my career ... but, as usual, make a couple steps forward and then a lateral move.	1.2099	0.05751	81	68	9	4
3410	Mmfffggghh hhrg drrgggh grfffss!	1.2099	0.05476	81	67	11	3
3411	After four centuries of 'buked and scorned, I confess I'm a little tickled about being feared.	1.2099	0.05476	81	67	11	3
3412	You're a little rusty, Bill. Better let me type that up!	1.2099	0.05187	81	66	13	2
3413	I didn’t think it would be this kind of mail room.	1.2099	0.04880	81	65	15	1
3414	What got you interested in Knight school ?	1.2099	0.04880	81	65	15	1
3415	Working in the office is medieval	1.2099	0.05187	81	66	13	2
3416	I'm going to work for the insurance company with the blanket.	1.2099	0.04880	81	65	15	1
3417	No, the meeting is at the OVAL table.	1.2099	0.04880	81	65	15	1
3418	The locksmith will arrive Amin, sir.	1.2093	0.05261	86	71	12	3
3419	Yeah, I needed to create my own safe space.	1.2093	0.04994	86	70	14	2
3420	OK...headin' home...enjoy your knight shift!!!	1.2093	0.05261	86	71	12	3
3421	Is this your first time on the night shift?	1.2093	0.04412	86	70	15	1
3422	The executive committee suggested that I armour myself.	1.2093	0.05261	86	71	12	3
3423	What color are you under that tin suit?	1.2093	0.04994	86	70	14	2
3424	As I mentioned to you on the phone Dr. Johnson, I'd love to offer you this job , but I can't see a thing with this stupid helmet on!	1.2093	0.05261	86	71	12	3
3425	Better you break the glass ceiling than me.	1.2093	0.05515	86	72	10	4
3426	I understand the need to protect yourself when returning to the office, but...	1.2093	0.05261	86	71	12	3
3427	When you said I'd be working nights, I had something else in mind.	1.2093	0.05758	86	73	8	5
3428	There are some good ideas here but its just not the quest I am looking for	1.2093	0.05261	86	71	12	3
3429	You'll burn out working knights like this.	1.2093	0.04994	86	70	14	2
3430	Hmm, Guinevere is a good start	1.2093	0.05261	86	71	12	3
3431	We'd like you to take notes at the Round Table meeting.	1.2093	0.04712	86	69	16	1
3432	I remember when you were just a knight in shining armor at a White Castle.	1.2090	0.06214	67	56	8	3
3433	Be careful when they ask you to work the knight shift.	1.2090	0.05839	67	55	10	2
3434	Gerald, they say it’s endemic now-is this necessary?”	1.2090	0.05839	67	55	10	2
3435	They want to be taken seriously. They say they're not just jousting.	1.2090	0.06214	67	56	8	3
3436	And I thought my last job was medieval.	1.2090	0.05839	67	55	10	2
3437	The reenactment was a failure, Miss Haversham. It rained and I'm locked in until the armor smith arrives.	1.2090	0.05839	67	55	10	2
3438	We need to bury that poor Mr. Buzzati sometime..	1.2090	0.06568	67	57	6	4
3439	You don't appear to be a damsel in distress.	1.2088	0.05303	91	76	11	4
3440	Masks are optional in the office now	1.2088	0.05068	91	75	13	3
3441	I came straight from my night job.	1.2088	0.05529	91	77	9	5
3442	Good news from facilities- they're getting you a round table.	1.2088	0.05303	91	76	11	4
3443	Still processing your HR evaluation?	1.2088	0.04821	91	74	15	2
3444	…employee needs to improve round table discussion skills…	1.2088	0.05303	91	76	11	4
3445	How are our numbers looking for the end of the fiscal year?	1.2088	0.04821	91	74	15	2
3446	It was Sun Tzu who said...	1.2088	0.05068	91	75	13	3
3447	The Queen desires your presence in her office stat.	1.2088	0.04821	91	74	15	2
3448	The corporation is so anti-mask, this is just my workaround. Well, I see by your resume....	1.2088	0.04821	91	74	15	2
3449	...says here you do not like to work nights...	1.2088	0.04821	91	74	15	2
3450	I heard you got transferred to the knight shift	1.2088	0.05303	91	76	11	4
3451	Yes, I ordered the Round table just last week.	1.2088	0.05068	91	75	13	3
3452	So, you’ll take the knight shift?	1.2088	0.04821	91	74	15	2
3453	You can toss this in the circular file along with my jousting opponent's head.	1.2083	0.04663	96	78	16	2
3454	This is not the way to deal with your prickly personality	1.2083	0.05210	72	58	13	1
3455	Sorry. Miralago now requires a passport or an avatar.	1.2083	0.05573	72	59	11	2
3456	As you can see from my resume, I'll work days, sir, but I refuse to work knights.	1.2083	0.05573	72	59	11	2
3457	Sir. COVID masks are very inexpensive.	1.2083	0.05573	72	59	11	2
3458	Haven't you heard? COVID is over.	1.2083	0.06235	72	61	7	4
3459	This is my way of dealing with the slings and arrows of fortune.	1.2083	0.05573	72	59	11	2
3460	Why didn't you put it on a flashdrive?	1.2083	0.05913	72	60	9	3
3461	That’s not what we meant when we said this job involves some night time work.	1.2083	0.05573	72	59	11	2
3462	Are you still a member of the chess reenactment club?	1.2083	0.05913	72	60	9	3
3463	The armor is part of our company's sexual harassment prevention training program.	1.2083	0.05913	72	60	9	3
3464	You don't have to stay in character for a community theater production.	1.2083	0.05573	72	59	11	2
3465	It’s my super dupper Covid mitigation outfit.	1.2083	0.05573	72	59	11	2
3466	If returning to in person work is once more into the breach I wanted to be dressed right for it.	1.2083	0.04663	96	78	16	2
3467	Impressive resume but are you willing to work knightshift?	1.2083	0.05573	72	59	11	2
3468	How many lances per hour can you sharpen?	1.2083	0.05573	72	59	11	2
3469	Jada, I love ya. G.I. Jane 2, can’t wait to see ya,	1.2079	0.04939	101	84	13	4
3470	A mask and Plexiglass is the recommendation.	1.2079	0.05135	101	85	11	5
3471	I see you're still following CoVid protocol.	1.2078	0.05649	77	64	10	3
3472	I knew King Arthur quite well. Why do you ask?	1.2078	0.05649	77	64	10	3
3473	What makes you think this is a fly-by-night operation?	1.2078	0.05338	77	63	12	2
3474	‘Thank you for the Wordle list of most commonly used letters’i	1.2078	0.05649	77	64	10	3
3475	For the last time, Delores, we invest in moated businesses ONLY.	1.2078	0.05944	77	65	8	4
3476	Some of your coworkers find you defensive.	1.2078	0.04654	77	61	16	0
3477	Working in the Complaints Department can get to you.	1.2078	0.05649	77	64	10	3
3478	I'm glad you have thick skin because I am hear to inform you....	1.2078	0.05008	77	62	14	1
3479	Yes, I think being back in office is so medieval too.	1.2078	0.05008	77	62	14	1
3480	I asked for a round table but I was declined.	1.2075	0.04589	106	87	16	3
3481	How's Guinevere?	1.2073	0.05129	82	67	13	2
3482	For you see, Mrs. Smith, I consider this office my castle.	1.2073	0.05129	82	67	13	2
3483	I thought I was on the knight shift.	1.2073	0.05686	82	69	9	4
3484	Why? Because I'm sick and tired of the office casual policy.	1.2073	0.05415	82	68	11	3
3485	My castle is my home--literally.	1.2073	0.05415	82	68	11	3
3486	Well, either chivalry is not dead, or my Performance Review is not exactly what I am expecting.	1.2073	0.05686	82	69	9	4
3487	They don't call me 'Sir Merger and Acquisitions -a-lot' for nothing	1.2073	0.05415	82	68	11	3
3488	These knight shifts are killing me	1.2073	0.05129	82	67	13	2
3489	Is my wife here yet?	1.2073	0.04827	82	66	15	1
3490	OKay OK! It says here you have a background in JOUSTING. Well, tally ho! Oh, wait, misread that. Damn mask. Ok, yep I see now. You wrote favorite hobby is JUICING. Ya. Says here you enjoy juicing.	1.2073	0.05129	82	67	13	2
3491	This is not a costume, it’s my real nose. And if I were you I wouldn’t talk.	1.2073	0.05686	82	69	9	4
3492	How long have you been doing knight shift?	1.2073	0.05686	82	69	9	4
3493	I forgot, today's the day of your annual review, sir	1.2069	0.05696	87	74	8	5
3494	My thick skin wasn't enough.	1.2069	0.04942	87	71	14	2
3495	Would you mind giving me the coffee?	1.2069	0.05206	87	72	12	3
3496	I am finding that sexual advances are way down with the new company dress code.	1.2069	0.05456	87	73	10	4
3497	I specifically said "no knight work!"	1.2069	0.05456	87	73	10	4
3498	No I don't want a coffee, thanks Mary, but a little oil would be good.	1.2069	0.06394	58	48	8	2
3499	Your request for a round table has been denied. Please continue using your desk like everybody else.	1.2069	0.05902	58	47	10	1
3500	My wife left me.	1.2069	0.04942	87	71	14	2
3501	I was looking for the mailbox and they sent me here.	1.2069	0.04664	87	70	16	1
3502	Bring me the Russian account.	1.2069	0.05456	87	73	10	4
3503	You realize I can only offer you knight work?	1.2069	0.04664	87	70	16	1
3504	Sorry, but I’m really tired of working knights.	1.2069	0.05206	87	72	12	3
3505	Thanks for asking, I’m wearing this suit because we’re in the midst of a union organizing campaign	1.2069	0.04664	87	70	16	1
3506	Looking forward to your experience in helping us modernize!	1.2069	0.04942	87	73	11	3
3507	It's a risky first draft, but if you live by the sword, you die by the sword.	1.2065	0.05250	92	77	11	4
3508	I see you brought the audit. Go ahead..read me the bottom line..I can take it!	1.2065	0.05473	92	78	9	5
3509	This is not the way to respond to sexual harassment allegations.	1.2065	0.05017	92	76	13	3
3510	You're wearing that to the shareholders' meeting? Surely you joust.	1.2065	0.05473	92	78	9	5
3511	May I suggest you try the other mail room?	1.2065	0.05017	92	76	13	3
3512	Actually,I was hoping for a day job	1.2065	0.05250	92	77	11	4
3513	I sent the finalists for moat alligator to Shannon TWO WEEKS AGO--what do you mean we have no applicants?!	1.2065	0.04773	92	77	12	3
3514	I think you misunderstood our "heavy mail duty"	1.2065	0.05250	92	77	11	4
3515	I see the new firewall is here.	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
3516	You asked for me, Sir?	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
3517	You're right. No virus can cross your new anti-virus suite --I mean suit, Sir.	1.2062	0.05271	97	82	10	5
3518	It’s riveting, but it needs more polish.	1.2059	0.06130	68	57	8	3
3519	Medieval or not, you keep your Windows computer	1.2059	0.06478	68	58	6	4
3520	Listen, lady, if you'll agree to look past the fact that I'm wearing a suit of armor, I'll look past the way the name "Hafeez" just fell out of your skirt onto the carpet.	1.2059	0.05276	102	87	9	6
3521	Book the conference room with the round table.	1.2059	0.04692	102	84	15	3
3522	Just trying to get ahead of this new variant.	1.2059	0.06130	68	57	8	3
3523	The full body arm armor mandate has been lifted.	1.2059	0.05366	68	55	12	1
3524	I was sent to remind you that you're on the day shift now.	1.2059	0.05366	68	55	12	1
3525	Here at Goldman Sachs, the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune pose a very real threat.	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
3526	This looks good. Just change 'home' to 'Castle', 'conflict' to 'Crusade', and ... why are you still spelling 'night' without a 'K'	1.2059	0.06478	68	58	6	4
3527	Carol, the vibe shift is already here.	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
3528	I must tell you miss, your company archer Mr. Tell sets a high standard howeverc we have lost some employees due to his broken arrows.	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
3529	Are you a robot.	1.2059	0.04692	102	84	15	3
3530	If he still wants the job, tell him about the dress code.	1.2059	0.06478	68	58	6	4
3531	When I get myself unencumbered --let's grab some lunch.	1.2056	0.04739	107	89	14	4
3532	H R wants to see you regarding the knight shift.	1.2055	0.06156	73	62	7	4
3533	No, I said I wanted to work the night shift.	1.2055	0.05503	73	60	11	2
3534	We have a practice during lunch today.	1.2055	0.05503	73	60	11	2
3535	Sir, the new knight shit you ordered has arrived.	1.2055	0.06458	73	63	5	5
3536	The man outside says he's your armor bearer and the city rejected your proposal to surround the building with a moat.	1.2055	0.05839	73	61	9	3
3537	I’m sorry the report isn’t ready, I’ve been doing a lot of knight school lately	1.2055	0.06156	73	62	7	4
3538	I need a chair with better lumbar support	1.2055	0.06156	73	62	7	4
3539	Your castle storming experience is a bit lacking.	1.2055	0.05503	73	60	11	2
3540	I heard Will Smith is visiting	1.2055	0.05503	73	60	11	2
3541	This list of women employees whose honor needs defending is growing out of control.	1.2055	0.05839	73	61	9	3
3542	So HR wants to know why I called our marketing director “princess…”	1.2055	0.05839	73	61	9	3
3543	It wasn’t just verbal jousting last time.	1.2055	0.05146	73	59	13	1
3544	Sir,when you hired me,I did not understand what you meant when you said I would be working “knights”. I quit!	1.2055	0.06156	73	62	7	4
3545	I'd rather work days.	1.2055	0.05503	73	60	11	2
3546	I know Kyrie’s visiting here today, but an N95 mask is sufficient.	1.2055	0.05839	73	61	9	3
3547	Didn’t get the booster, huh?	1.2055	0.05839	73	61	9	3
3548	My self assessment suggests that I am hyper-sensitive to criticism and don't play well with others. What do you think?	1.2055	0.05839	73	61	9	3
3549	I need someone with experience in shining armor.	1.2055	0.05839	73	61	9	3
3550	It says here you're quitting because your boss refuses to wear anything under his imaginary suit of armor.	1.2051	0.05583	78	65	10	3
3551	This is not what I meant by ‘night shift’ John”	1.2051	0.05276	78	64	12	2
3552	In a back-stabbing world, one does what one must. Please turn up the a/c.	1.2051	0.06150	78	67	6	5
3553	I'm sorry. Can you clarify your experience as a receptionost?	1.2051	0.05583	78	65	10	3
3554	You wouldn't believe the subway this morning.	1.2051	0.05583	78	65	10	3
3555	This was supposed to be my day off.	1.2051	0.05276	78	64	12	2
3556	The boss said I should work on my defensiveness.	1.2051	0.05873	78	66	8	4
3557	Wasn't one night enough?	1.2051	0.05276	78	64	12	2
3558	Mable I'll need 3 or 4 new lances by Wednesday.	1.2051	0.05873	78	66	8	4
3559	The only way to survive in this rat race Miss Collins is to make yourself bullet proof.	1.2051	0.05276	78	64	12	2
3560	Thank heavens! I thought the knight shift would never end!	1.2051	0.05583	78	65	10	3
3561	Thanks! I get my PPE from plague.com	1.2051	0.05276	78	64	12	2
3562	The helmet's because I have no lower jaw, the rest to make it less conspicuous.	1.2051	0.06150	78	67	6	5
3563	Oh, so you were previously working knight shift?	1.2051	0.05276	78	64	12	2
3564	A lot of us have been working knights lately.	1.2048	0.05355	83	69	11	3
3565	I just heard about your transfer to the complaint department.	1.2048	0.05355	83	69	11	3
3566	Sorry, but we're seeking a more retro "maiden-in-distress" look for this part.	1.2048	0.05878	83	71	7	5
3567	Will?	1.2048	0.05355	83	69	11	3
3568	Have you been moonlighting at Medieval Times?	1.2048	0.05355	83	69	11	3
3569	Can I see an ID ma’am	1.2048	0.05355	83	69	11	3
3570	I should warn you, here we’re right in the middle of the Middle Ages.	1.2048	0.05073	83	68	13	2
3571	Today's gambit, Sir	1.2048	0.05623	83	70	9	4
3572	Good morning, Mr. Knight. Ready to step into the fray?	1.2048	0.05623	83	70	9	4
3573	Find me an oil can, I can't move.	1.2048	0.05073	83	68	13	2
3574	It says here that you don't mind an occasional night. What the heck is that supposed to mean?	1.2048	0.05073	83	70	10	3
3575	Most companies are increasing their 401(k) match.	1.2048	0.05073	83	68	13	2
3576	I'm the night shift.	1.2045	0.05152	88	73	12	3
3577	Can you print this out with a larger font size?	1.2045	0.05399	88	74	10	4
3578	OK, I’ll call you Sir, if you call me Dame.	1.2045	0.05152	88	73	12	3
3579	Business acumen is important, but I rose to the top via my prowess in office chair jousting.	1.2045	0.05152	88	73	12	3
3580	So, this is my attempt to compensate for what some people say is a "very thin skin".	1.2045	0.04891	88	72	14	2
3581	You misunderstood moving to the night shift.	1.2045	0.05152	88	73	12	3
3582	Ok, tell me again, what exactly is a LinkedIN profile and why do I need one?	1.2045	0.05399	88	74	10	4
3583	Appealing to common sense didn't catch on, so I've rebranded our plague mitigation efforts with turkey legs and bloodletting.	1.2045	0.04617	88	71	16	1
3584	I was promoted to medieval manager.	1.2045	0.05152	88	73	12	3
3585	You became a dame during our wedding.	1.2043	0.04968	93	77	13	3
3586	I take it you've heard they're chopping heads around here.	1.2043	0.04727	93	76	15	2
3587	Your writing is too old fashioned.	1.2043	0.04968	93	77	13	3
3588	If you want to be the Corporation’s Knight-in-Shining-Armor, then you have to dress the part.	1.2043	0.04727	93	76	15	2
3589	Yes, I am a damsel in distress.	1.2043	0.04968	93	77	13	3
3590	I'm ready for the battle: I mean work.	1.2043	0.04968	93	77	13	3
3591	Working knights again?	1.2043	0.04473	93	75	17	1
3592	I thought they meant I was going to work nights.	1.2043	0.05630	93	80	7	6
3593	By the way, I don't think you'll need that outfit in the Yukon	1.2043	0.04727	93	76	15	2
3594	HR has approved your standing round table and ergonomic saddle.	1.2043	0.04727	93	76	15	2
3595	My Nehru suit's at the cleaners	1.2041	0.04577	98	80	16	2
3596	My jousting class is right after work.	1.2041	0.04342	98	79	18	1
3597	So you're saying HR is challenging budget allocation on quarterly duels?	1.2039	0.05043	103	87	11	5
3598	I'll order you a round one right away.	1.2034	0.06743	59	50	6	3
3599	Yeah ok…you can miss me with this bullshit.	1.2031	0.05537	64	52	11	1
3600	You’ll have to come back tomorrow, I’m just the knight clerk.	1.2031	0.06370	64	54	7	3
3601	I'm guessing you want me to polish this up too?	1.2031	0.05537	64	52	11	1
3602	The boss said I need a thicker skin.	1.2031	0.06370	64	54	7	3
3603	The black night? You can’t just rely on spellcheck.	1.2031	0.05537	64	52	11	1
3604	I'd guess that our misunderstanding has to do with the word "freelance."	1.2029	0.05684	69	57	10	2
3605	Just ply me with WD-40 and we'll stay a well oiled team.	1.2029	0.05684	69	57	10	2
3606	Say, Arthur, shouldn't your desk be round?	1.2029	0.05296	69	56	12	1
3607	Sorry, your round table wasn’t in stock.	1.2029	0.05684	69	57	10	2
3608	Be quick about it. I have a union proposal to slay.	1.2029	0.06047	69	58	8	3
3609	I got my degree in knight school	1.2029	0.05296	69	56	12	1
3610	After you read this Sir Gay, you might want to cancel your Florida trip.	1.2029	0.06047	69	58	8	3
3611	I said I needed you to do a "night" shift	1.2029	0.06047	69	58	8	3
3612	“ Rewrite this Miss Jones. And, this time include our company’s ironclad guarantees!”	1.2029	0.06047	69	58	8	3
3613	What now? Aren't I shining enough for you?	1.2029	0.05296	69	56	12	1
3614	Yes, the table in the conference room is round.	1.2029	0.05296	69	56	12	1
3615	Who knew defending the realm involved this much paperwork?!	1.2029	0.06390	69	59	6	4
3616	Wear protection", she said	1.2027	0.05083	74	60	13	1
3617	Why isn't this in Helmswald Post?	1.2027	0.05766	74	62	9	3
3618	Once a King, always a King but once a Knight is enough!	1.2027	0.06079	74	63	7	4
3619	Are you willing to work nights?	1.2027	0.05766	74	62	9	3
3620	Not sure this will keep you from being sacked.	1.2027	0.06079	74	63	7	4
3621	My kingdom for some white-out.	1.2027	0.05435	74	61	11	2
3622	It's a new dress code for Acme Arments public image, starting with executives. We'll get to you next week.	1.2027	0.05435	74	61	11	2
3623	You've indicated here you possess a 'steely interior'. Have a seat. We should make a great team!	1.2027	0.05766	74	62	9	3
3624	Sir, now that you ask...if ever I would leave you it would be in the lusty month of May.	1.2027	0.06079	74	63	7	4
3625	Good news, Sir. They canceled the comedian for the luncheon.	1.2027	0.05435	74	61	11	2
3626	Finance is asking if you know any white knights.	1.2027	0.05435	74	61	11	2
3627	A man’s house is his castle. I settled for a cubicle.	1.2027	0.04705	74	59	15	0
3628	Your 1230 A.D. is here.	1.2027	0.05083	74	60	13	1
3629	"Casual Friday is whatever your comfortable wearing."	1.2027	0.05766	74	62	9	3
3630	Jerry, the job description said "Night" shift. But I do appreciate your dedication.	1.2027	0.05766	74	62	9	3
3631	I agree. We should roundtable this with a few others.	1.2027	0.05766	74	62	9	3
3632	My productivity has gone up since our new dragon boss lit a fire under me.	1.2027	0.05766	74	62	9	3
3633	The future will be exciting”, they said, and so I entered the machine	1.2025	0.05518	79	66	10	3
3634	I don’t think this is what they meant when they hired you for night shift	1.2025	0.05215	79	65	12	2
3635	These numbers indicate we’d better raise the drawbridge—we do have to protect ourselves!	1.2025	0.05215	79	65	12	2
3636	Hold my calls and mount my steed.	1.2025	0.05215	79	65	12	2
3637	Are you my knight in shining armor?	1.2025	0.05518	79	66	10	3
3638	You don't have to worry--I left my bow and arrows with the receptionist.	1.2025	0.05518	79	66	10	3
3639	After careful review, I don’t know if you are distressed enough to be my damsel.	1.2025	0.05518	79	66	10	3
3640	Impervious to Monday's news in the office	1.2025	0.05518	79	66	10	3
3641	I'm fighting off a cold.	1.2025	0.05215	79	65	12	2
3642	Yes, Ms. Hamleton, that is the question	1.2025	0.05518	79	66	10	3
3643	Another late meeting? Surely you joust.	1.2025	0.05215	79	65	12	2
3644	"No, Miss Bradley. It’s not: 'Yes, sir.' It's: 'Yes, Sir Sidney of Scarsdale.' "	1.2025	0.04894	79	64	14	1
3645	I've learned, Ms. Mosely. Sticks and stones won't break my bones.	1.2025	0.05518	79	66	10	3
3646	You’ll need to work late, knight.	1.2024	0.04724	84	68	15	1
3647	You did say Friday's are casual, right?	1.2024	0.04724	84	68	15	1
3648	Excuse me, Mr. ..." "Call me 'Sir'.	1.2024	0.05019	84	69	13	2
3649	Are you jesting or jousting?	1.2024	0.04724	84	68	15	1
3650	On your way back to the office, would you mind stopping at the dry cleaner's to pick up my other suit?	1.2024	0.05019	84	69	13	2
3651	So HR has an issue with my attire?	1.2024	0.05019	84	69	13	2
3652	I’m afraid our (k)night shift has already been filled, ma’am	1.2024	0.05297	84	70	11	3
3653	Armorral wipes keep me fresh all day long.	1.2024	0.05297	84	70	11	3
3654	your defense mechanism won't work - you really have to look at this file!	1.2024	0.05297	84	70	11	3
3655	So I assume you want to work the knight shift?	1.2024	0.05297	84	70	11	3
3656	is that right? well tell that motherfucker i quit	1.2024	0.05297	84	70	11	3
3657	You don’t have to get defensive; I just wondered if you'd worked here long.	1.2024	0.05297	84	70	11	3
3658	That’s not what I meant when I said “Night Job.”	1.2024	0.04724	84	68	15	1
3659	Arthur, when you meet your monthly quota, you will get your round table." Lloyd Berkowitz Boca Raton,FL	1.2024	0.05813	84	72	7	5
3660	Please send in Sir Galahad.	1.2024	0.05297	84	70	11	3
3661	We need a knight in shining armor.	1.2022	0.04842	89	73	14	2
3662	That's correct, we have one mandatory knight shift per week.	1.2022	0.04842	89	73	14	2
3663	Ive just funished an all-knighter so don’t get under my armor today	1.2022	0.05343	89	75	10	4
3664	These sales estimates are pure fantasy.	1.2022	0.05343	89	75	10	4
3665	I understand our COVID policies are still in flux but really?!?	1.2022	0.04842	89	73	14	2
3666	Turns out someone told HR I can be a real dragon in meetings.	1.2022	0.04842	89	73	14	2
3667	Just thought you should know. That won’t protect you against the next variant better than a mask!	1.2022	0.05099	89	74	12	3
3668	We don't utter the word 'meltdown' here.	1.2022	0.05343	89	75	10	4
3669	Yes, I have experience oiling tin cans.	1.2022	0.05099	89	74	12	3
3670	No, thanks, I think I’ll pass on the all-you-can-eat Indian buffet today.	1.2022	0.05577	89	76	8	5
3671	The knight shift takes some getting used to	1.2022	0.05343	89	75	10	4
3672	I have concerns that you may be too thin-skinned for this job.	1.2021	0.04682	94	77	15	2
3673	Performance evaluation today?	1.2021	0.04682	94	77	15	2
3674	Because we're under siege.	1.2021	0.05147	94	79	11	4
3675	Looks like an ironclad contract to me.	1.2021	0.04682	94	77	15	2
3676	It was nice to see everyone around the round table, but that meeting could have been an email.	1.2021	0.04682	94	77	15	2
3677	First Armored Teflon Division.	1.2021	0.04682	94	77	15	2
3678	Just bring me a coffee, please, I already have my mail.	1.2021	0.04920	94	78	13	3
3679	You have to have thick skin on this job.	1.2021	0.04430	94	76	17	1
3680	All we need is some good pair of bowling shoes.	1.2019	0.04808	104	87	13	4
3681	It says here you used to work for Burger King? Tell me a little more about that.	1.2000	0.05967	70	59	8	3
3682	Working the knight shift will suit me fine	1.2000	0.04839	80	65	14	1
3683	Can we move the meeting at the round table?	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
3684	Your steed is as tired of working for hay as all of us are.	1.2000	0.05239	85	71	11	3
3685	Sir, is your suit needed to address customer concerns re rising prices?	1.2000	0.04965	85	70	13	2
3686	I thought you said the "Knight Shift"...	1.2000	0.04839	80	65	14	1
3687	I hope you plan to be here all knight.	1.2000	0.05156	80	66	12	2
3688	There will always be an England.	1.2000	0.05737	80	68	8	4
3689	Bill, for the last time, I am not calling you 'sir'	1.2000	0.05737	80	68	8	4
3690	Please recall that when you hired me I was specifically told I would be working at a round table.	1.2000	0.04815	70	56	14	0
3691	No, I don't have a problem working for a black woman. It's just not what I was expecting when I responded to your request for a knight in shining armor.	1.2000	0.04793	90	74	14	2
3692	I'm Sorry but, I'm afraid our only current opening is for a knightly-position...	1.2000	0.05022	75	61	13	1
3693	Have you ever worked with esquires?	1.2000	0.06003	75	64	7	4
3694	Working in HR used to be fun.	1.2000	0.05239	85	71	11	3
3695	Yeah, we're back in-office full time.	1.2000	0.04674	85	69	15	1
3696	No, we need a NIGHT manager	1.2000	0.04839	80	65	14	1
3697	I'm not taking off the mask underneath, and you can't make me.	1.2000	0.05883	65	54	9	2
3698	Your credit card bill from Mars came in.	1.2000	0.05454	80	67	10	3
3699	It’s HR’s suggestion if you don’t want to be blamed for getting harassed by management.	1.2000	0.05022	75	61	13	1
3700	The meeting location is Camelot - the old executive conference room between the men’s room and the coffee maker.	1.2000	0.05454	80	67	10	3
3701	I must submit my resignation. . I can no longer accept your idea of Casual Fridays.	1.2000	0.05454	80	67	10	3
3702	Sorry sir, was that chain mail or chain e-mail?	1.2000	0.05695	75	63	9	3
3703	I fear our companies hitting a bit of a Dark Age.	1.2000	0.05724	60	49	10	1
3704	It's time for your review.	1.2000	0.05454	80	67	10	3
3705	And no,I still don’t think you have a stiff upper lip.	1.2000	0.06198	60	50	8	2
3706	Working the knight-shift	1.2000	0.05695	75	63	9	3
3707	I'm filling in for one of the Knights of the Conference Table.	1.2000	0.05288	90	76	10	4
3708	The most competitive applicants have demonstrated interest in jousting.	1.2000	0.04815	70	56	14	0
3709	What's your experience with team building?	1.2000	0.05288	90	76	10	4
3710	Corporate needs this sent out via pigeon by 3 o’clock.	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
3711	King Arthur and friends are coming. Be sure to book the conference room with the round table.	1.2000	0.05500	85	72	9	4
3712	I don’t need this right now! I needed it 650 years ago.	1.2000	0.05610	70	58	10	2
3713	Your mother in law is on her way"	1.2000	0.05519	90	77	8	5
3714	Oh, and I live for historical fiction.	1.2000	0.05500	85	72	9	4
3715	…and my pronouns are he, him, hine	1.2000	0.04637	95	78	15	2
3716	Only a PhD? We require you to have five royal titles for this job.	1.2000	0.05741	90	78	6	6
3717	This looks good with one small change; could we move to the conference room with the round table?	1.2000	0.04872	95	79	13	3
3718	No typo, you will be working in the chain mail room.	1.2000	0.06625	70	61	4	5
3719	We're looking for folks familiar with Excel...or Excalibur.	1.2000	0.05228	70	57	12	1
3720	The mansplaining is bad enough, Perkins, but if you continue to joust with me, I will fire you.	1.2000	0.05156	80	66	12	2
3721	I think you’ve taken this EEOC review in a very well defended manner!	1.2000	0.05610	70	58	10	2
3722	The N95 was sufficient	1.2000	0.05228	70	57	12	1
3723	Working the night shift, huh?	1.2000	0.05288	90	76	10	4
3724	Yes, Mr. Cheevy. I'll get right on it.	1.2000	0.05454	80	67	10	3
3725	Yes Melissa, I HAVE forcefully levied taxes on all my vassals and the paperwork was submitted YESTERDAY. If you dont get off of my back, I will file a formal complaint with our liege, Howard in HR!	1.2000	0.06003	75	64	7	4
3726	That's all well and good, but we do things a little differently here on the knight shift.	1.2000	0.04793	90	74	14	2
3727	Can you explain the gap in your sword training?	1.2000	0.05610	70	58	10	2
3728	Sir Galahad, we're mask-free now.	1.2000	0.05022	75	61	13	1
3729	Oh, good. You found somewhere to park your horse.	1.2000	0.06003	75	64	7	4
3730	Yes, I hired you for the night shift, but....	1.2000	0.05749	85	73	7	5
3731	So, you didn’t approve the earthquake retrofitting in the budget?	1.2000	0.04674	85	69	15	1
3732	I see you’re pulling an all Knighter.	1.2000	0.05454	80	67	10	3
3733	Yes, duels are the safest path towards career growth.	1.2000	0.05610	70	58	10	2
3734	Surely by now you understand the meaning of “being on the Knight shift”.	1.2000	0.05228	70	57	12	1
3735	You have to grow a pair!	1.2000	0.05737	80	68	8	4
3736	These are legitimate work-from-horse expenses, Linda.	1.2000	0.05519	90	77	8	5
3737	Just in case someone doesn't like my jokes.	1.2000	0.05454	80	67	10	3
3738	I still have Covid paranoia.	1.2000	0.05610	70	58	10	2
3739	Are you available for “knight” shift? Not really. I’m just jousting with you!	1.2000	0.05369	75	62	11	2
3740	I see you're familiar with joust in time.	1.2000	0.04674	85	69	15	1
3741	Ms Williams, this is chain mail!	1.2000	0.05454	80	67	10	3
3742	Let me know when they fix the allergy filter system!	1.2000	0.05967	70	59	8	3
3743	Do you have any other ideas for the defense?	1.2000	0.04872	95	79	13	3
3744	No need to get defensive. It was just a question.	1.2000	0.05288	90	76	10	4
3745	You really are sensitive!	1.2000	0.04714	100	83	14	3
3746	I’m flattered Henry that your quest in life is to be my knight in shining armor, but your report on the Randall matter is still due on my desk by 9am Monday.	1.2000	0.04500	80	64	16	0
3747	Of course it’s an ironclad agreement. What else would it be?	1.2000	0.04674	85	69	15	1
3748	I couldn’t find my N95 and this was by the door, so….	1.2000	0.06003	75	64	7	4
3749	My H.R. reviewer said I still need to work through more of my emotional armor .	1.2000	0.04965	85	70	13	2
3750	It’s 2026, this is standard Covid protocol	1.2000	0.05454	80	67	10	3
3751	Made I through the day without A SINGLE PUN: ...Goodnight.	1.2000	0.05369	75	62	11	2
3752	I want to introduce you to Guinevere in Accounting.	1.2000	0.04965	85	70	13	2
3753	I’ve been working a lot of nights.	1.2000	0.05695	75	63	9	3
3754	Bezos put the dragons out of business.	1.2000	0.05022	75	61	13	1
3755	Arthur,my foot. And don’t even think of adding armor to your expense account	1.2000	0.05288	90	76	10	4
3756	Your horse is getting into the break room fridge again.	1.2000	0.05156	80	66	12	2
3757	So how did your performance review go?	1.2000	0.05454	80	67	10	3
3758	You're hired. At noon tomorrow we will storm the castle.	1.2000	0.05454	80	67	10	3
3759	Don't let appearances fool you. I'm really very vulnerable.	1.2000	0.04437	110	91	16	3
3760	Honestly, working nights in shining armor isn't all it's cracked up to be.	1.2000	0.04924	100	84	12	4
3761	and I assume you work knights?	1.2000	0.05369	75	62	11	2
3762	And the meeting room should have a large round table.	1.2000	0.05610	70	58	10	2
3763	The edit room is gonna do a hatchet job on my story.	1.2000	0.04674	85	69	15	1
3764	And we have not been hacked in ages !	1.2000	0.04793	90	74	14	2
3765	Ever since my sword lost to the pen, I've decided to get with the times.	1.2000	0.05228	70	57	12	1
3766	I'm adopting a rescue dragon.	1.2000	0.06003	75	64	7	4
3767	Let me guess, you're rescuing me from a life of drudgery?	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
3768	What makes you think you're qualified to be night manager?	1.2000	0.05610	70	58	10	2
3769	Sorry, the Knights of the Middle Management Rectangular Desk just doesn't have the same ring to it.	1.2000	0.05500	85	72	9	4
3770	Why do you want to work for King Arthur Andersen?	1.1979	0.04348	96	78	17	1
3771	covid?	1.1979	0.05261	96	82	9	5
3772	Some call me a modern renaissance faire man.	1.1979	0.04593	96	79	15	2
3773	No, Mr Lot. I would not like to straighten your lance!	1.1978	0.05234	91	77	10	4
3774	It's self-contained and if you wear one, you don't need the shot.	1.1978	0.05463	91	78	8	5
3775	First you must curtsy, then you may ask your question. Now try it once more.	1.1978	0.05234	91	77	10	4
3776	So… not the nightly report?	1.1978	0.04745	91	75	14	2
3777	It's night shift, not knight shift	1.1978	0.04745	91	75	14	2
3778	I'm still afraid of COVID-19!	1.1978	0.05234	91	77	10	4
3779	Did the CDC just change their mask recommendations again?	1.1978	0.04996	91	76	12	3
3780	HR needs you to complete this form before the corporate jousting retreat.	1.1978	0.04996	91	76	12	3
3781	but Boss, surely you joust.	1.1978	0.04996	91	76	12	3
3782	And, did you remember to order my round table?	1.1978	0.05234	91	77	10	4
3783	Good work! Take the night off.	1.1977	0.04912	86	71	13	2
3784	FYI, we lifted the face mask mandate.	1.1977	0.04320	86	69	17	0
3785	You must be the new Knight secretary.	1.1977	0.04320	86	69	17	0
3786	Oh, I thought we were supposed to wear just shoulder pads.	1.1977	0.04625	86	70	15	1
3787	I'm afraid it's still going to hurt, John.	1.1977	0.05183	86	72	11	3
3788	Chris. I don’t think anyone will attack you while you’re WRITING jokes.	1.1977	0.05687	86	74	7	5
3789	are you enjoying the knight shift?	1.1977	0.04912	86	71	13	2
3790	Look lady, me too ! Why do you think I wear this full armour ?	1.1977	0.05687	86	74	7	5
3791	It says all you entry level managers have to stop jousting	1.1977	0.04912	86	71	13	2
3792	I'm here to apply for the night shift.	1.1977	0.04912	86	71	13	2
3793	Thanks for these figures, I guess I'll be working all knight.	1.1977	0.05183	86	72	11	3
3794	It's been hard getting back to office expectations	1.1977	0.04912	86	71	13	2
3795	After the loss of Joan of Arc we are only looking for very high-skilled collaborators.	1.1977	0.04912	86	71	13	2
3796	Sorry, I’m just a lot less productive without a round table.	1.1977	0.04625	86	70	15	1
3797	Find a suit of armor — you’ve been selected to work on the World Peace account.	1.1975	0.05392	81	68	10	3
3798	Can you work the knight shift?	1.1975	0.05098	81	67	12	2
3799	Chatter at the water cooler is that HR is not approachable.	1.1975	0.05392	81	68	10	3
3800	Journey to the break room, where you will see full health benefits embedded in a rock. Mike from I.T. has exhausted himself attempting to pull them free. If you are blessed with true virtue, you will remove them without effort and they will be yours.	1.1975	0.05098	81	67	12	2
3801	Well, yes, I do feel a bit defensive.	1.1975	0.05392	81	68	10	3
3802	I checked with H.R. -- they haven't heard of "Take Your Squire to Work Day"	1.1975	0.05098	81	67	12	2
3803	Will you be wearing those glasses all the time?	1.1975	0.05392	81	68	10	3
3804	Are you fully protected from Covid?	1.1975	0.05392	81	68	10	3
3805	I see from your resume you're going to night school.	1.1975	0.05098	81	67	12	2
3806	This is what I get for not choosing my battles.	1.1975	0.04785	81	66	14	1
3807	Can a wench type 100 words a minute?	1.1975	0.04785	81	66	14	1
3808	We used to guarantee the company's protection pretty well, until the computer's viruses. That's why we need you.	1.1974	0.04963	76	62	13	1
3809	Just tell them to file an extension.	1.1974	0.05305	76	63	11	2
3810	Our last IT guy used a program to make sure our documents were secure.	1.1974	0.05626	76	64	9	3
3811	I’m hoping you’ll take me with you through the glass ceiling with you	1.1974	0.05305	76	63	11	2
3812	I see here that it says you still haven't finished game of thrones yet?	1.1974	0.04963	76	62	13	1
3813	Yes, I know you keep telling me it's "The Way," but management would prefer it if you bring our clients in warm, not cold, OK?	1.1974	0.05305	76	63	11	2
3814	I’m just not convinced that you’re the best fit for consumer relations.	1.1974	0.06218	76	66	5	5
3815	Your nine-0	1.1974	0.04963	76	62	13	1
3816	I trust you with every fiber of my being.	1.1974	0.05626	76	64	9	3
3817	I like a man in a vintage suit.	1.1974	0.05305	76	63	11	2
3818	He's in full armor like you, and riding a horse, but instead of a lance he's carrying a shotgun."	1.1974	0.04963	76	62	13	1
3819	Death of a thousand paper cuts?	1.1974	0.05626	76	64	9	3
3820	Thanks for agreeing to work the knight shift	1.1974	0.05626	76	64	9	3
3821	New York is tough, and I'm tougher	1.1974	0.05929	76	65	7	4
3822	Are you the new Guinevere?	1.1974	0.05626	76	64	9	3
3823	Sorry, this is historical resources. You’re going to want to look around the corner, first cubicle on the left.	1.1974	0.04963	76	62	13	1
3824	I said ‘night shift.’ With an N.	1.1974	0.05929	76	65	7	4
3825	Sandra, I think I’m ready for my annual evaluation.	1.1974	0.05305	76	63	11	2
3826	Your blueprint needs a moat, Lynn.	1.1974	0.05305	76	63	11	2
3827	I’m afraid this is outside our risk appetite.	1.1974	0.05626	76	64	9	3
3828	But Mr. Smith, the company rescinded the mask mandate two weeks ago!	1.1974	0.05626	76	64	9	3
3829	So he called you ‘one helluva Dame.’ What’s the problem?	1.1972	0.05537	71	59	10	2
3830	Ma'am this is a Wendy's.	1.1972	0.05537	71	59	10	2
3831	You know, a simple N95 mask mask would have done just fine.	1.1972	0.05161	71	58	12	1
3832	I am not afraid! I am actually rather well protected!	1.1972	0.05890	71	60	8	3
3833	Tonight is not really the knight for this.	1.1972	0.05890	71	60	8	3
3834	I hate when they ask me to work the knight shift.”	1.1972	0.05537	71	59	10	2
3835	HR got a bit medieval with my punishment."	1.1972	0.05890	71	60	8	3
3836	We're all anxious about returning to the office, but you may be taking the protective gear a little too far.	1.1972	0.04755	71	59	11	1
3837	Yes... It's my first day. I misunderstood when they said 'Night Shift'	1.1970	0.06190	66	56	7	3
3838	I didn't know this was the 'knight' shift.	1.1970	0.05385	66	54	11	1
3839	There's a giant wooden horse asking to see you.	1.1967	0.05639	61	50	10	1
3840	I intend to propose to Ms. Doocey in Cubicle 5 with this poem I've written. Do you happen to have any Armor All so I can buff up my suit?	1.1966	0.04070	117	96	19	2
3841	I insist on wearing this when I present at the Oscars.	1.1964	0.05048	112	97	8	7
3842	I understand you have issues with the company's mask mandate.	1.1963	0.04868	107	91	11	5
3843	This may take a minute. Better pull up a throne.	1.1961	0.04415	102	84	16	2
3844	And are you okay working overnights?	1.1959	0.05000	97	82	11	4
3845	These ideas are old, Sydney. Get with the times.	1.1959	0.05210	97	83	9	5
3846	Chivalry isn't dead. It's just been commodified.	1.1959	0.04051	97	78	19	0
3847	Sir, I thought you meant night shift, not knight shift.	1.1959	0.05000	97	82	11	4
3848	The name's Galahad!	1.1957	0.05182	92	78	10	4
3849	I'm working the knight shift this week.	1.1957	0.04698	92	76	14	2
3850	Please inform HR I'm coming out as JimBob the Intern Knight and wish to be paid in shillings."	1.1957	0.04698	92	76	14	2
3851	Ms. Shakelford, we're issuing new covid guidelines.	1.1957	0.05182	92	78	10	4
3852	Please enlighten me.	1.1954	0.05128	87	73	11	3
3853	We take our cybersecurity defenses seriously here.	1.1954	0.04861	87	72	13	2
3854	Ready? Mr Jones will see you now.	1.1954	0.04861	87	72	13	2
3855	I've read your report, but I can't see any evidence of a combative workplace culture.	1.1954	0.05383	87	74	9	4
3856	Just stick your report on the visor where I’ll see it.	1.1954	0.04578	87	71	15	1
3857	What do you mean? "What is the secret password?" I'm not the enemy. The memo from IT was just a caution that they could attack the physical company.	1.1954	0.05626	87	75	7	5
3858	Sir, we have lifted the suit of armor mandate.	1.1954	0.04276	87	70	17	0
3859	No, not King Arthur. I'm getting ready for my meeting with King Richard.	1.1954	0.05128	87	75	8	4
3860	The last person to hold this position was a real bozo.	1.1954	0.04578	87	71	15	1
3861	Prithee, telleth me, fair maiden — why hast thou decided to tender thy letter of resignation?	1.1951	0.05331	82	69	10	3
3862	Yes, I'm telling you again, gatekeeping is a myth.	1.1951	0.04403	82	66	16	0
3863	Just call me Brad.”	1.1951	0.05607	82	70	8	4
3864	I've reviewed the terms. Nothing is ironclad.	1.1951	0.05041	82	68	12	2
3865	Can we schedule this meeting for tomorrow knight?	1.1951	0.04733	82	67	14	1
3866	I don't mean to appear defensive	1.1951	0.05041	82	68	12	2
3867	This is the only way I've found to really shine.	1.1951	0.05331	82	69	10	3
3868	This suit has no fly and no WI-FI!	1.1951	0.05331	82	69	10	3
3869	I think you misunderstood what I meant when I said you were going to be on night shift.	1.1948	0.05242	77	64	11	2
3870	Any good audit is a crusade.	1.1948	0.04905	77	63	13	1
3871	How much experience have you had in the culture wars?	1.1948	0.05242	77	64	11	2
3872	Imagine the report I need is a dragon! Does that help?	1.1948	0.05242	77	64	11	2
3873	Somebody stole your steed	1.1948	0.05242	77	64	11	2
3874	I told you that I do my best work at knight.	1.1948	0.05558	77	65	9	3
3875	What do you mean, defensive tone? I was being ironic goddamnit.	1.1948	0.05857	77	66	7	4
3876	trump say he's gonna send in the armor.	1.1948	0.05857	77	66	7	4
3877	I said "Lance is trying to skewer me" and you said "Google what to do about it."	1.1948	0.05857	77	66	7	4
3878	We've made a few changes here since coming back from the pandemic."	1.1948	0.05558	77	65	9	3
3879	Very glad to see you were able to get your second booster.	1.1948	0.05558	77	65	9	3
3880	Some clients cam be real Dragons.	1.1948	0.05558	77	65	9	3
3881	You know I’m not really a welder, right?	1.1948	0.05558	77	65	9	3
3882	My apologies. Yes, our roundtables are on Thursdays, but this sword and the stone paperwork needed to be notarized.	1.1948	0.05242	77	64	11	2
3883	Great PPE, John.	1.1948	0.05857	77	66	7	4
3884	Is that McQueen you're wearing?	1.1948	0.05242	77	64	11	2
3885	Wait a minute - you were serious about this 'I need you to be a knight-in-shining-armor' thing?	1.1948	0.04905	77	63	13	1
3886	HR lifted the mask mandate. They didn't say anything about the armor policy.	1.1944	0.05096	72	59	12	1
3887	Why should I be the one to make a deal with Under Armour?	1.1944	0.05814	72	61	8	3
3888	Heard you tried to grope the boss. Hope you've got a codpiece.	1.1944	0.05467	72	60	10	2
3889	Clothyng makyth the man -- I hope they take the hint I only want to work nights.	1.1944	0.05814	72	61	8	3
3890	Don't quit your day job.	1.1944	0.05096	72	59	12	1
3891	Yes, I always work the knight shift	1.1944	0.05467	72	60	10	2
3892	Look, I can’t be your knight in shining armour, so your fired	1.1944	0.05467	72	60	10	2
3893	It's a personal choice.	1.1944	0.05096	72	59	12	1
3894	It’s a N96 — considerably more protective.	1.1944	0.05096	72	59	12	1
3895	Your sieges in the 80s are especially impressive.	1.1944	0.04697	72	58	14	0
3896	You sure you want this job? Being a comedian ain’t what used to be.	1.1940	0.05312	67	55	11	1
3897	It’s late, good knight sir	1.1940	0.05722	67	56	9	2
3898	I plan on being ready for anything today Martha.	1.1940	0.06104	67	57	7	3
3899	HR's new rules for unvaccinated staff...	1.1940	0.05312	67	55	11	1
3900	I was told our healthcare plan covered jousting accidents.	1.1940	0.05312	67	55	11	1
3901	If we amortize the moat, it's cheaper than tax attorneys and equally effective.	1.1940	0.05312	67	55	11	1
3902	I think you are taking "Night Shift" a little bit too literally.	1.1940	0.06104	67	57	7	3
3903	I said you have to work nights!	1.1940	0.06464	67	58	5	4
3904	Claire, we've been over this, if you're going to work at "Round Table," you have to follow the dress code	1.1940	0.06104	67	57	7	3
3905	You misspelled horse's behind	1.1939	0.04735	98	85	9	4
3906	So want is the final sword count?	1.1935	0.05557	62	51	10	1
3907	And you thought accounting was a tough place to work?	1.1935	0.04394	93	76	16	1
3908	I've agreed to personally handle Mr. Smith's termination.	1.1935	0.04897	93	78	12	3
3909	Well, with my skills I believe I can bring this firm up to the Renaissance.	1.1935	0.04897	93	78	12	3
3910	That outfit won't protect you from the slings and arrows that I was referring to....you millennials take things so literally.	1.1935	0.06438	62	53	6	3
3911	Your round table should be here by tomorrow	1.1935	0.06014	62	52	8	2
3912	But people give me weird looks when I wear my mask!	1.1932	0.05075	88	74	11	3
3913	Standard reply. Sorry about your defunding police. It only takes one of us, blah, blah, blah.	1.1932	0.05075	88	74	11	3
3914	I'm on tech support for the new software rollout. Rumor has it there's a bug.	1.1932	0.05075	88	74	11	3
3915	HR will see you now.	1.1932	0.05075	88	74	11	3
3916	How is the knight shift working out?	1.1932	0.04531	88	72	15	1
3917	Baby! You know how to operate my fire?	1.1932	0.04810	88	73	13	2
3918	Wouldn't an N95 mask work better?	1.1932	0.04810	88	73	13	2
3919	So HR wants me to use Outlook when challenging someone to a duel?	1.1932	0.05326	88	75	9	4
3920	Truth shouldn't hurt THAT much.	1.1932	0.05075	88	74	11	3
3921	Have you seen my lance?	1.1932	0.05326	88	75	9	4
3922	You must be the new night shift guy	1.1932	0.05075	88	74	11	3
3923	I know the suit gives you maximum mobility but you're not getting the promotion.	1.1932	0.04233	88	71	17	0
3924	I’ve been dying to ask you something, Shirley. You joust?	1.1932	0.04810	88	73	13	2
3925	I don’t want to worry you, Sir, but Policy Development have brought a trebuchet	1.1928	0.05544	83	71	8	4
3926	I've been promoted to the Senior Leadership team.	1.1928	0.04681	83	68	14	1
3927	I've decided to improvise my own protection after our health insurance deductibles went sky high.	1.1928	0.05272	83	70	10	3
3928	And now, why your insurance won't cover it.	1.1928	0.04985	83	69	12	2
3929	When we say we fight to stay on top those words mean something around here	1.1928	0.04985	83	69	12	2
3930	Excellent mace, flail and sword work, Ms Simpson. Now how can we get your jousting up to speed?	1.1928	0.05272	83	70	10	3
3931	… oh, and can you call my wife and let her know I’m working the night shift!	1.1928	0.04681	83	70	11	2
3932	Ms. Snide, I have ignored your stones, but your words are another matter.	1.1923	0.05492	78	66	9	3
3933	Thanks for the coffee Carl. Chivalry is not dead.	1.1923	0.05492	78	66	9	3
3934	"It's a demand by your constituents to drain the moat."	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
3935	There's a Ms. Comer to see you.	1.1923	0.04848	78	66	10	2
3936	This place has great work-death balance.	1.1923	0.05492	78	66	9	3
3937	Kevin, I'll be happy to play Guinevere to your Lancelot as soon as you finish that spreadsheet on quarterly earnings.	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
3938	So is it outrageous fortune or sea of troubles today?	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
3939	I'm trying to get a feel for the knight shift.	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
3940	You've had a hard day huh?	1.1923	0.04848	78	64	13	1
3941	Just because you hide behind that 'knight in shiny armor' get up, it does not make you an equal opportunity employer.	1.1923	0.04548	104	87	14	3
3942	I AM SORRY BUT I CANNOT WORK KNIGHTS	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
3943	I thought you said you needed me to work the knight shift!	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
3944	You have a great resume, but I guess, the 'glass-ceiling' predates me."	1.1923	0.04104	78	64	14	0
3945	Are you sure you want this coffee?	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
3946	I was told that this was the knight shift.	1.1923	0.05492	78	66	9	3
3947	I'm ready to work day and knight to finish the report, sir	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
3948	I'm still adjusting to the day shift.	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
3949	Ok I’ll take the assignment but I need double pay if I have to work on knights.	1.1923	0.04848	78	64	13	1
3950	So do you have any experience polishing armor?	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
3951	I plan to wear my kevlar vest on casual Friday.	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
3952	I ran into your colleague on my way here and I can tell you quite confidently he’s not coming in.	1.1923	0.05492	78	66	9	3
3953	Tell Mr. Jones, 'no'; we will not settle this via Zoom.	1.1923	0.05787	78	67	7	4
3954	Your weekly lubrication team is here.	1.1923	0.04548	104	87	14	3
3955	No Jerry,casual Friday starts next week.	1.1923	0.05787	78	67	7	4
3956	Bryan, I highly doubt the CDC recommended full body armor and this is more about your protest to remain working from home!	1.1923	0.05787	78	67	7	4
3957	Wow, I didn't realize before how cold it is in here!	1.1919	0.04691	99	83	13	3
3958	What happened to ".. of the round table"?	1.1918	0.06062	73	63	6	4
3959	Please let everyone know that I'll be working from the castle tomorrow	1.1918	0.05033	73	60	12	1
3960	I'll be honest, our hiring practices are a touch out-of-date.	1.1918	0.05033	73	60	12	1
3961	So John told me that you'd called my tie an anachronism.	1.1918	0.05398	73	61	10	2
3962	You know if you get the job, you’ll have to works nights	1.1918	0.05033	73	60	12	1
3963	Happy Friday.	1.1918	0.05398	73	61	10	2
3964	Fair lady, will you accompany me to the joust after the 4 o’clock wrap up meeting?	1.1918	0.05398	73	61	10	2
3965	Reporting for the Knight shift, I presume “	1.1918	0.05398	73	61	10	2
3966	Lions and tigers AND bears? Oh my!	1.1918	0.05740	73	62	8	3
3967	Never apply for a job through Siri	1.1918	0.05033	73	60	12	1
3968	I'm leaving . . . "Good Knight"!	1.1918	0.05033	73	60	12	1
3969	This job is a total knightmare.	1.1915	0.04351	94	77	16	1
3970	Tell Mr. Smith we'll see him now.	1.1915	0.05079	94	80	10	4
3971	Take this to Mabel in Accounting. Be careful, though - she's a real dragon before lunch.	1.1912	0.06021	68	58	7	3
3972	is that right? well tell that motherfucker i fucken quit	1.1912	0.05241	68	56	11	1
3973	You may be taking COVID a little too far	1.1912	0.05241	68	56	11	1
3974	Not what I meant when I asked you to work the "night" shift.	1.1912	0.05644	68	57	9	2
3975	I guess lunch is out of the question.	1.1910	0.05507	89	77	7	5
3976	I am sorry Sir Galahad, none of the offices have round tables	1.1910	0.04485	89	73	15	1
3977	I feel no need to defend myself against your accusations, Ms Rodriguez!	1.1910	0.05022	89	75	11	3
3978	I have knight school after work.	1.1910	0.05507	89	77	7	5
3979	Knight Boss. I’m leaving now.	1.1910	0.05022	89	75	11	3
3980	I read an article about dressing for the job you want to have, but it hasn't helped me very much.	1.1910	0.05022	89	75	11	3
3981	Excellent list of topics for today’s roundtable discussion.	1.1910	0.04485	89	73	15	1
3982	I'm sorry, but I thought they meant "night" work.	1.1910	0.05022	89	75	11	3
3983	Vaccination card, please.	1.1910	0.05022	89	75	11	3
3984	To be honest when they told me in my interview there would be some knight work involved , this is not what I expected	1.1910	0.05022	89	75	11	3
3985	I’m establishing vulnerability boundaries.	1.1910	0.05022	89	75	11	3
3986	I'm on loan from the knight crew.	1.1910	0.05022	89	75	11	3
3987	I simply don’t have the time to joust with you right now	1.1910	0.04485	89	73	15	1
3988	I'm sorry to report that supply chain issues have your round table on backorder indefinitely.	1.1910	0.04761	89	74	13	2
3989	The first interview question is "What can we put in the moat to keep people like you out?"	1.1910	0.04761	89	74	13	2
3990	Would you like to wear my stilettos?	1.1905	0.05214	84	71	10	3
3991	I need you to start working nights.	1.1905	0.04987	63	51	12	0
3992	We are having a meeting with the accountants of the round table.	1.1905	0.04931	84	70	12	2
3993	I'm a secretary - not a faithful steed.	1.1905	0.06734	63	55	4	4
3994	Actually, Sidney, I don’t think this qualifies you to manage the night shift.	1.1905	0.05214	84	71	10	3
3995	To be honest, I think I’m better suited for the knight shift.	1.1905	0.05214	84	71	10	3
3996	I said I don’t work nights.	1.1905	0.05482	84	72	8	4
3997	Sorry, Joe doesn’t work the Knight Shift.	1.1905	0.04931	84	70	12	2
3998	You mistake a random equestrian with your duel date ONE TIME and it's a desk job 'till retirement.	1.1905	0.04310	84	68	16	0
3999	The peasants are surging again. Corporate is reinstating the helmet mandate.	1.1905	0.05476	63	52	10	1
4000	You new kids have it easy. Today's commute is noting like the prepandemic gauntlet we faced.	1.1905	0.05214	84	71	10	3
4001	The temp-agency said you had experience filing swords?”	1.1905	0.04310	84	68	16	0
4002	So I hear that you are looking to start here at Medieval Times…	1.1905	0.04631	84	69	14	1
4003	Oscar, we had requested chivalry, not toxic masculinity.	1.1905	0.04931	84	70	12	2
4004	I hope you can work night shifts.	1.1905	0.05214	84	71	10	3
4005	...because we're working the night shift, for cryin' out loud.	1.1905	0.05482	84	72	8	4
4006	I'M MEETING WITH MY EX. AND HER LAWYER.	1.1905	0.05482	84	72	8	4
4007	Merlin, in purchasing, thinks I'm equally productive with a rectangular desk.	1.1905	0.04310	84	68	16	0
4008	No round table . But how about a truncheon ?	1.1905	0.05476	63	52	10	1
4009	This is the anchor of our fall-line!	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
4010	We are having scheduling problems. Would you consider working the knight shift!?	1.1900	0.04426	100	83	15	2
4011	The medieval office is one more down.	1.1900	0.04861	100	85	11	4
4012	My night job is waiting tables at Medieval Manor	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
4013	I see they moved you to the knight shift.	1.1899	0.05428	79	67	9	3
4014	When someone says it's time to armor up, they're telling you to hire a lawyer!	1.1899	0.05120	79	66	11	2
4015	The company is committed to inclusiveness in the work place but has a strict code against chainmail.	1.1899	0.05120	79	66	11	2
4016	This wasn’t the chainmail I was expecting	1.1899	0.04441	79	66	12	1
4017	So this is what the company meant by 'knight shift'	1.1899	0.05428	79	67	9	3
4018	I'm doing stand up tonight.	1.1899	0.05428	79	67	9	3
4019	I figured, before they dropped the mask mandates, I'd just go for it	1.1899	0.04792	79	65	13	1
4020	We’re looking for a knight in shining armor who can save the firm.	1.1899	0.05428	79	67	9	3
4021	Wait, what do you mean you don’t have Casual Fridays here?	1.1899	0.05120	79	66	11	2
4022	Are you willing to work with the knight shift?	1.1899	0.05428	79	67	9	3
4023	I've heard masks don't work that well.	1.1899	0.05120	79	66	11	2
4024	I created a new email app called chainmail. Here's the folder. I can't download it on my computer.	1.1899	0.04792	79	65	13	1
4025	How do you feel about working knight shifts?	1.1899	0.05120	79	66	11	2
4026	A NEW WAY TO DISCOURAGE A SLAP?	1.1897	0.06716	58	50	5	3
4027	So they rejected my request for a round table?	1.1895	0.04563	95	79	14	2
4028	I thought you said you wanted me to work at Knight.	1.1895	0.04563	95	79	14	2
4029	The third grqade darts tournament is in five minutes.	1.1895	0.05030	95	81	10	4
4030	And I want it done in a fortnight!	1.1892	0.04971	74	61	12	1
4031	All my other outfits are at the dry cleaners!	1.1892	0.05331	74	62	10	2
4032	Do you have a problem with working knights?	1.1892	0.04971	74	61	12	1
4033	You're hired, but you should prepare for micro aggressions here.	1.1892	0.04971	74	61	12	1
4034	The metal only emphasizes your role as a token.	1.1892	0.05331	74	62	10	2
4035	This should be all the rage at next year's Oscars.	1.1892	0.05331	74	62	10	2
4036	Seriously?? I thought this chain mail garbage was DONE.	1.1892	0.05331	74	62	10	2
4037	I am ready for Will Smith.	1.1892	0.06287	74	65	4	5
4038	Yes this form is from the dark ages, but your quest is still to update your insurance information.	1.1892	0.05667	74	63	8	3
4039	This is a copy of your annual evaluation.	1.1892	0.05331	74	62	10	2
4040	The third floor wants to know if they can wear doublets for casual Friday.	1.1892	0.05667	74	63	8	3
4041	Thick-skinned doesnt work any more	1.1892	0.04584	74	60	14	0
4042	I’m glad you decided to work nights.” -A.K.B., Massacheezit	1.1892	0.05667	74	63	8	3
4043	That's three fire-breathing dragons and a damsel in distress, and I need it done by Friday.	1.1892	0.05331	74	62	10	2
4044	Yes, I can well imagine that your visor is rusted shut, but you'll still have to chair the meeting.	1.1892	0.05985	74	64	6	4
4045	Mr. Peterson, you are not enhancing your job security.	1.1892	0.05331	74	62	10	2
4046	Most knights errant I know aren't accountants	1.1889	0.04440	90	74	15	1
4047	Glad to see you're wearing appropriate PPE for your night-shift Bob	1.1889	0.04713	90	75	13	2
4048	Is there any way you can order me a round desk?	1.1887	0.04469	106	89	14	3
4049	I will definitely miss the casual attire of zoom meetings.	1.1884	0.05939	69	59	7	3
4050	May you help me?	1.1884	0.05172	69	57	11	1
4051	Now they tell me the job description was actually phrased as ‘working nights’.	1.1884	0.05569	69	58	9	2
4052	No I don't want to go the the Joust, thanks anyway and goodnight.	1.1884	0.05569	69	58	9	2
4053	Lemme let you in on what I do, which is perform in battle.	1.1884	0.06288	69	60	5	4
4054	Round up the real estate team Deloris; we have a qualified bid for the purchase of Belvedere Castle.	1.1884	0.05172	69	57	11	1
4055	Come on Jim, our yearly evaluations aren't THAT bad!"	1.1884	0.05172	69	57	11	1
4056	Ready for your job evaluation?	1.1884	0.05172	69	57	11	1
4057	I transferred from the knight shift.	1.1882	0.04582	85	70	14	1
4058	So your suggesting that I’m NOT the man in the iron mask?	1.1882	0.05422	85	73	8	4
4059	Karl's apprehension in transitioning back to the workplace: solved!	1.1882	0.04878	85	71	12	2
4060	I thought they told me I was working the knight shift.	1.1882	0.04878	85	71	12	2
4061	I understand you've been looking for me Ms Kravitz?	1.1882	0.05157	85	72	10	3
4062	Surely you joust. Don't call me Shirley.	1.1882	0.05157	85	72	10	3
4063	put this on the round table...err the circular file	1.1882	0.05422	85	73	8	4
4064	A most valiant quarterly report, Beverley. Sadly, I'm only the knight shift here.	1.1882	0.05157	85	72	10	3
4065	It says here you breached Helm's Deep. You know that was a movie, right?	1.1882	0.04878	85	71	12	2
4066	Your attitude is, frankly, medieval .	1.1882	0.05157	85	72	10	3
4067	What? We're mask optional?	1.1882	0.04265	85	69	16	0
4068	Pulling another all-knighter?	1.1882	0.04582	85	70	14	1
4069	It will be my honor to wear thy favor at the upcoming merger negotiations.	1.1882	0.05157	85	72	10	3
4070	The Bronx is up, the batteries are down… Do you recognize how replaceable you are, Janet?	1.1882	0.04582	85	70	14	1
4071	Oh please. You wish your name was Gladys.	1.1882	0.04878	85	71	12	2
4072	I only agreed to errants.	1.1875	0.06635	64	56	4	4
4073	Just want to inform you that there are going to be a few changes around here	1.1875	0.05364	80	68	9	3
4074	Today's the one day this week I can't work from home.	1.1875	0.05061	80	67	11	2
4075	Yes, I still do a little freelance on the side.	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
4076	I was told you wanted to see me. May I suggest your lift your visor?	1.1875	0.05061	80	67	11	2
4077	Sir, your disaster recovery plan is a little out-dated.	1.1875	0.05061	80	67	11	2
4078	Hi, I’m Lancelot, I’ll be your office mate.	1.1875	0.04391	80	65	15	0
4079	This little desk just won't do. I specifically requested a round table!	1.1875	0.04738	80	66	13	1
4080	I know you work hard at night but maybe you need to ease up a little	1.1875	0.05840	64	54	8	2
4081	Sir, surely you joust.	1.1875	0.04391	80	65	15	0
4082	When we said protect yourself we meant wear a mask and get vaccinated!	1.1875	0.04270	96	79	16	1
4083	I see here that you have prior experience working the knight shift.	1.1875	0.05364	80	68	9	3
4084	You seem particularly well informed about this newest COVID-19 strain	1.1875	0.05840	64	54	8	2
4085	Sir, mandatory Covid protection has been lifted.	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
4086	i don't care what you wore when you worked from home. In this office the dress code is business casual.	1.1875	0.04917	64	52	12	0
4087	Good news…Accounting approved your request for a round desk.	1.1875	0.05364	80	68	9	3
4088	Yes I don’t want to get Covid ever again	1.1875	0.05061	80	67	11	2
4089	I’d like to apply for the knight job…	1.1875	0.04981	96	82	10	4
4090	I said, 'Do you have experience with knight shifts?'	1.1875	0.04270	96	79	16	1
4091	Sorry Gary. but this isn't what I meant by offering you he night shift.	1.1875	0.05061	80	67	11	2
4092	I usually work the night shift.	1.1875	0.04738	80	66	13	1
4093	The new variant is hitting the middle ages. This is the protocol.	1.1875	0.05061	80	67	11	2
4094	Yes,Judge. I am a man who will type for Your Honor.	1.1875	0.04981	96	82	10	4
4095	Laugh as thee wishes but knight work grants a two dollar per-hour differential.	1.1875	0.05061	80	67	11	2
4096	I'm sick of getting all this chain mail. A standard rejection reply will do.	1.1868	0.04665	91	76	13	2
4097	OK, I’ll be more careful leaning in! My javelin stays under my desk!	1.1868	0.04665	91	76	13	2
4098	Honestly, Sire, Covid is waining, and the CDC has lowered it's mandate to just cloth masks indoors.	1.1868	0.04920	91	77	11	3
4099	Will you be needing additional Armour all	1.1868	0.04665	91	76	13	2
4100	You misunderstood the term "mail order."	1.1868	0.04920	91	77	11	3
4101	Why yes, Ms. Harris, I am trying to sell a medieval castle in France!"	1.1868	0.05162	91	78	9	4
4102	You really to stop sending chain mail to our customers.	1.1868	0.04920	91	77	11	3
4103	I've brought you the Holy Grail of Manila folders.	1.1868	0.04665	91	76	13	2
4104	What? No mention of Sir Galahad in the jousting report?	1.1868	0.04665	91	76	13	2
4105	I need to get my suit of armor cleaned and oiled. Know any cleaners who do that?	1.1867	0.05265	75	63	10	2
4106	Thl'epasfj oss npoeed!	1.1867	0.05597	75	64	8	3
4107	The ballot counting is over and we're readying the press release.	1.1867	0.05265	75	63	10	2
4108	If there is no longer a mask mandate, I don't think you need to keep wearing your visor.	1.1867	0.05265	75	63	10	2
4109	Are you working the knight shift?	1.1867	0.05910	75	65	6	4
4110	New to the knight shift?	1.1867	0.05910	75	65	6	4
4111	Instead of casual Fridays, we do Medieval Tuesdays."	1.1867	0.05265	75	63	10	2
4112	What? The job description said I need "thick skin"...plus it is vintage from the 15th century.	1.1867	0.05910	75	65	6	4
4113	I'm sorry but we are only taking aplications from people who have done a crusade or higher.	1.1867	0.04911	75	62	12	1
4114	How are your inter-personal skills?	1.1867	0.05597	75	64	8	3
4115	Requisition for Cans of Mace?	1.1867	0.04911	75	62	12	1
4116	Anything else I can take care of for you?? if not,, good night.	1.1867	0.05265	75	63	10	2
4117	If hired for this position, will I need to work Knights?	1.1867	0.05265	75	63	10	2
4118	The CEO said he was looking for a "white knight.	1.1867	0.04911	75	62	12	1
4119	Ingrid, I understand you’re worried, but we’re not going back to remote work.	1.1867	0.06208	75	66	4	5
4120	“ You have to put on the whole armour of an employee, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of working in this business.”	1.1867	0.05597	75	64	8	3
4121	We need you to work at night, George, not as a knight!	1.1867	0.04911	75	62	12	1
4122	My tummy’s kinda funny. Do you think we could move the 2 p.m. Jousting to tomorrow?	1.1867	0.04911	75	62	12	1
4123	Yes, I'm slow to adjust to the 21st century."	1.1867	0.05597	75	64	8	3
4124	They said I'd have to work knights this week.	1.1863	0.04772	102	87	11	4
4125	Working all knight again?	1.1860	0.04533	86	71	14	1
4126	I’m being groomed for HR.	1.1860	0.05612	86	75	6	5
4127	With all the sexual harassment complaints, I figured I should at least bring some protection.	1.1860	0.04826	86	72	12	2
4128	I’m afraid we are still armoring: the receptionist can provide you with a suit of armor, if you don’t have your own.	1.1860	0.05363	86	74	8	4
4129	From the mailroom to the boardroom: at a hundred different companies, I've run the gauntlet.	1.1860	0.05101	86	73	10	3
4130	Corporate said to start working nights	1.1860	0.04826	86	72	12	2
4131	Do you have any previous experience as a night auditor?	1.1860	0.04826	86	72	12	2
4132	This won’t get you out of the night shift, Neil.	1.1860	0.04826	86	72	12	2
4133	You didn't get the memo regarding the lancelot variant?	1.1860	0.04533	86	71	14	1
4134	IT announced new security measures, haven't you heard?	1.1860	0.04826	86	72	12	2
4135	None of us look as good as we did in the Zoom picture we posted. But, you can't keep claiming it's an office dress-up day.	1.1860	0.04826	86	72	12	2
4136	Now, I can protect you from people but not tax fraud	1.1860	0.04826	86	72	12	2
4137	Are you going to ‘slay’ today?” “You think this is joke? This is my life, my culture. Everyday I wake up and exist in a world that’s not mine. You stand there and mock me you fucking bitch. This isn’t what Dr. King fought for. Be better and choke	1.1860	0.05101	86	73	10	3
4138	Frank said we should prepare to battle for those budget numbers. I’m prepared.	1.1860	0.04826	86	72	12	2
4139	This looks great. I really wish I could read it.	1.1857	0.05105	70	58	11	1
4140	New here? Yes, I've only just been kicked upstairs into Middle Ages management.	1.1857	0.05495	70	59	9	2
4141	Yes, we can do a hostile takeover. What castle do you have in mind?'	1.1857	0.05860	70	60	7	3
4142	I can't give you permission,I'm only the Knight Manager!	1.1857	0.05860	70	60	7	3
4143	The message is, ''Call Ginnie Thomas when you're ready to start for the Capitol''.	1.1857	0.05860	70	60	7	3
4144	I understand your on night duty.	1.1857	0.06203	70	61	5	4
4145	Consider me the original office chain mail.	1.1857	0.05860	70	60	7	3
4146	I'm not brave enough to drink office coffee.	1.1857	0.05105	70	58	11	1
4147	Sorry, you can’t leave early today. You’ll just have to shine your armor another day!	1.1857	0.05495	70	59	9	2
4148	I thought masks were optional?	1.1856	0.04933	97	83	10	4
4149	Don't worry. I'm not going to slap you.	1.1852	0.05003	81	68	11	2
4150	I meant our computer network.	1.1852	0.04685	81	67	13	1
4151	I don't think this is what the boss meant when he asked you to work nights.	1.1852	0.05303	81	69	9	3
4152	We have changed our harassment policy	1.1852	0.05303	81	69	9	3
4153	Relax, I am not giving you the pink slip.	1.1852	0.05303	81	69	9	3
4154	I think you misunderstood what the boss said. He said he had a night errand for you.	1.1852	0.05003	81	68	11	2
4155	Who do you think I am…your knight in shining armor?	1.1852	0.05003	81	68	11	2
4156	No, not envelope, just bring my lance.	1.1852	0.05003	81	68	11	2
4157	Uh, Miss Thompson, joust one more thing…	1.1852	0.05003	81	68	11	2
4158	When they told me to see the night manager, I thought....	1.1852	0.05303	81	69	9	3
4159	Now that you and everyone in the office have gotten both shots and both boosters, won't you consider losing the body armor even if you keep the helmet on?	1.1852	0.05003	81	68	11	2
4160	I read the next variant is medieval.	1.1852	0.05303	81	69	9	3
4161	Your dinner meeting is all set... the clients will meet you 7 pm at Medievil Times.	1.1848	0.04352	92	76	15	1
4162	It protects the company against gender bias	1.1848	0.04870	92	78	11	3
4163	Where are you from?	1.1848	0.04870	92	78	11	3
4164	Will my lady open the window so I may throw down my gauntlet	1.1848	0.04352	92	76	15	1
4165	Your three o'clock and his second are in the lobby, sir, and their horse is disturbing our other clients.	1.1848	0.04870	92	78	11	3
4166	our covid policy is iron clad	1.1846	0.05322	65	54	10	1
4167	I know the advertisement said the position was for the night shift, but I never thought……….	1.1846	0.05322	65	54	10	1
4168	It’s HR - this is our standard issue uniform.	1.1846	0.05756	65	55	8	2
4169	Aller chercher l’homme.	1.1845	0.04081	103	85	17	1
4170	This policy gives me full coverage.	1.1842	0.05528	76	65	8	3
4171	Going to Ukraine? On which side?	1.1842	0.05201	76	64	10	2
4172	I'll have what she's having.	1.1842	0.05528	76	65	8	3
4173	Corporate thinks a mask will be sufficient.	1.1842	0.05201	76	64	10	2
4174	I'm going beyond the mask mandates.	1.1842	0.04852	76	63	12	1
4175	It’s days like this I wish I’d never left the mailroom.	1.1842	0.05201	76	64	10	2
4176	are you available to work on Knights	1.1842	0.04852	76	63	12	1
4177	I asked for more Sabre's and Foil's and they sent me foil covered hummus.	1.1842	0.05837	76	66	6	4
4178	Duh. It's our answer to Under Armour.	1.1842	0.04476	76	62	14	0
4179	Sam, a simple medical mask would have been sufficient.	1.1842	0.04852	76	63	12	1
4180	Yes, it's the new KNight 95	1.1842	0.04852	76	65	9	2
4181	If he doesn't agree to a mediation process, we should consider lancing him from behind.	1.1842	0.04852	76	63	12	1
4182	We're moving you to the night shift	1.1842	0.05528	76	65	8	3
4183	There's a spelling error here,Alice. You have it that we're seeking a "night" manager.	1.1842	0.05201	76	64	10	2
4184	So I heard you had a runny nose today.	1.1842	0.05201	76	64	10	2
4185	Who,me? No, I'd NEVER make an alopecia joke...	1.1842	0.04852	76	63	12	1
4186	I’ve heard of working knights, but this is ridiculous!	1.1842	0.05201	76	64	10	2
4187	'I don't remember reading anything about a knight shift'	1.1842	0.04852	76	63	12	1
4188	Did you hear they lifted the mask mandate?	1.1842	0.04852	76	63	12	1
4189	Actually I rode my own steed into work today	1.1839	0.05047	87	74	10	3
4190	Any further comments about my hair Mr. Rock?	1.1839	0.04486	87	72	14	1
4191	I think my nose job is an ironclad success.	1.1839	0.05305	87	75	8	4
4192	The IRS auditors are waiting in the lobby.	1.1839	0.04486	87	72	14	1
4193	If they don’t accept the deal, I will get medieval on their ass, Miss Jones.	1.1839	0.05047	87	74	10	3
4194	Thank for bringing this into my attention. But next time Bob can talk to me directly if I’m making him uncomfortable.	1.1839	0.05305	87	75	8	4
4195	We only use the round table for group meetings	1.1839	0.04486	87	72	14	1
4196	What a knight at the office.	1.1837	0.04191	98	81	16	1
4197	How long have you been working the knight shift?	1.1833	0.05570	60	50	9	1
4198	Hast thou ever served divorce papers?	1.1833	0.05570	60	50	9	1
4199	I was I supposed to know you wanted a round desk ?	1.1833	0.06506	60	52	5	3
4200	Can you work nights?	1.1831	0.05424	71	60	9	2
4201	When you said there's a lot of night work, I guess I misunderstood.	1.1831	0.04623	71	58	13	0
4202	Casual Friday" not "Castle Friday.	1.1831	0.05424	71	60	9	2
4203	I said, 'I don't do night work,' not 'I don't do knight work.'	1.1831	0.05039	71	59	11	1
4204	I'm on Pandemic alert."	1.1831	0.05039	71	59	11	1
4205	Plexiglass shortage...supply chain problems.	1.1831	0.05039	71	59	11	1
4206	Our employee engagement dipped after that last raid.	1.1831	0.05424	71	60	9	2
4207	Yes I joust. No jest.	1.1831	0.06121	71	62	5	4
4208	Fairfax, let me be clear. It's not just my drawbridge, it's everybody's drawbridge."	1.1831	0.05424	71	60	9	2
4209	This isn't quite what I had in mind when I was hired to work the knight shift.	1.1831	0.06121	71	62	5	4
4210	Yes, we are hiring for knight school teaching positions.	1.1831	0.04623	71	58	13	0
4211	Working knights doesn’t mean we get overtime, Geoffrey.	1.1829	0.05243	82	70	9	3
4212	Masks are no longer mandatory, but if are attacked by Normans, who you gonna call?	1.1829	0.05243	82	70	9	3
4213	No coffee or soda. Just a can of WD-40 please!	1.1829	0.04633	82	68	13	1
4214	I was expecting a Starry Night, but I suppose a Cubicle Knight will do…	1.1829	0.04633	82	68	13	1
4215	Merlin says the network is under siege.	1.1829	0.04947	82	69	11	2
4216	Thank you but I have enough paper clips and staples. I'm a magnate not a magnet!	1.1829	0.04947	82	69	11	2
4217	Didn't you tell me I'd be working the Knight shift from now on?	1.1829	0.05789	82	72	5	5
4218	I don't see oil can on this requisition list.	1.1829	0.04947	82	69	11	2
4219	Management hired me for cyber protection but my Phishing still needs a little work.	1.1829	0.05789	82	72	5	5
4220	The rain started. Take your umbrella or you’ll rust.	1.1829	0.04947	82	69	11	2
4221	Well, maybe YOU'RE the one dressed for LARP.	1.1829	0.04633	82	68	13	1
4222	I see that you are doing the night shift.	1.1829	0.05243	82	70	9	3
4223	For future reference,cosplay Friday is optional but encouraged.	1.1829	0.04296	82	67	15	0
4224	Knight wear Sir?	1.1829	0.04296	82	67	15	0
4225	Yes, it’s today I have that meeting with Will Smith.	1.1829	0.04633	82	68	13	1
4226	I told Danny in sheet metal I forgot my mask.	1.1828	0.05058	93	80	9	4
4227	Sorry,we only have night jobs available.	1.1828	0.04573	93	78	13	2
4228	What a relief to live without this mask mandate.	1.1828	0.04573	93	78	13	2
4229	I'm a proud member of the Russian Army Reserve!	1.1828	0.04573	93	78	13	2
4230	It’s protection against the latest virus and Will Smith’s chivalry.	1.1828	0.04822	93	79	11	3
4231	Don’t you think that outfit’s a little suggestive?	1.1828	0.04822	93	79	11	3
4232	As I'd hoped, the auditors didn't lay a finger on us.	1.1818	0.04725	88	74	12	2
4233	Due to our successful office Gallantry Program, vanquishes are up.	1.1818	0.05139	77	65	10	2
4234	Did you approve my budget requisition for a round table in the boardroom?	1.1818	0.04725	88	74	12	2
4235	I was hoping for letters from damsels in distress. Not chess strategies."	1.1818	0.06072	66	57	6	3
4236	Are you willing to protect the water cooler from idling serfs?	1.1818	0.04795	77	64	12	1
4237	This job has better benefits, than your Knights of the Round Table gig.	1.1818	0.06072	66	57	6	3
4238	So...have you been working knights long?	1.1818	0.05249	66	55	10	1
4239	This was the last place I expected to find a knight in shining armor.	1.1818	0.05139	77	65	10	2
4240	This is a tight lip, iron clad department. Are you sure you want this position?	1.1818	0.05249	88	76	8	4
4241	The boss wants me to discharge women of colour	1.1818	0.05139	77	65	10	2
4242	Well, all I can say is Good Knight	1.1818	0.06072	66	57	6	3
4243	I think that you may have misunderstood the latest memo from HR	1.1818	0.04725	88	74	12	2
4244	I’m iron clad. The promise is worth nothing.	1.1818	0.05139	77	65	10	2
4245	I am ready for the Will Smith interview.	1.1818	0.04994	88	75	10	3
4246	I need you to stand back 6 feet as I look over your transcript.	1.1818	0.04994	88	75	10	3
4247	Getting backlash from your back-to-the office edict?	1.1818	0.05675	66	56	8	2
4248	That reminds me,I have to pick up my night guard from the dentist	1.1818	0.05461	77	66	8	3
4249	The I.T. Department believes you may know something about these chain emails.	1.1818	0.05249	66	55	10	1
4250	Sad that sometimes the only path to career growth is to move into management	1.1818	0.05461	77	66	8	3
4251	It's a good resume, just not quite steely enough.	1.1818	0.04725	88	74	12	2
4252	Sorry, but this is my desk. The round desk is down the hall to your left.	1.1818	0.04795	77	64	12	1
4253	Knight I have a word with you?	1.1818	0.05139	77	65	10	2
4254	You didn’t get the memo? It’s Medieval Monday.	1.1818	0.05461	77	66	8	3
4255	Yes sir, I double checked. It's a memo from Otto Korreck saying "Lets call it a knight".	1.1810	0.04010	105	87	17	1
4256	I spoke with the department. They didn't agree that jousting would be a great team-building exercise.	1.1809	0.04774	94	80	11	3
4257	This morning, I decided against wearing a mask, now that it's optional. And frankly, while this armor is a bit more cumbersome, it gives a whole new meaning to "social distancing" !	1.1809	0.04268	94	78	15	1
4258	But I specifically requested the holy grail.”	1.1809	0.04774	94	80	11	3
4259	I’m hoping to get off the knight shift soon.	1.1809	0.04528	94	79	13	2
4260	No, chivalry does not allow me to waive the business dinner hard copy receipt policy.	1.1807	0.04892	83	70	11	2
4261	When I saw it was a knight shift, I dusted off my armor!	1.1807	0.05460	83	72	7	4
4262	Told you I don't want to see any rust numbers	1.1807	0.04582	83	69	13	1
4263	If you're going to be successful here, you're going to have to start working knights.	1.1807	0.04892	83	70	11	2
4264	It has nothing to do with COVID. Will Smith is on his way in to the agency, and one can't be too careful.	1.1807	0.04249	83	68	15	0
4265	Sorry, but we were seeking a med 'level' assistant."	1.1807	0.04892	83	70	11	2
4266	OSHA? Who the hell is OSHA?	1.1807	0.04892	83	70	11	2
4267	We take @metoo very seriously	1.1807	0.04892	83	70	11	2
4268	Yes - he's willing to duel for the position.	1.1807	0.04892	83	70	11	2
4269	The Time Traveler's wife told me you would be here.	1.1807	0.04892	83	70	11	2
4270	Not what I meant, Janice.	1.1807	0.04892	83	70	11	2
4271	Bernice meets her first thee/thy.	1.1807	0.05184	83	71	9	3
4272	We offer our employees a variety of Covid masking options.	1.1807	0.04892	83	70	11	2
4273	These are Mid EVIL Mondays.	1.1807	0.04582	83	69	13	1
4274	You are aware that the dress code for females includes a chastity belt?	1.1807	0.05184	83	71	9	3
4275	Shorten your hem, lower your neckline and the job is yours.	1.1807	0.05184	83	71	9	3
4276	Didn't sleep well last knight?	1.1807	0.04892	83	70	11	2
4277	Starting next week, I’ll be working moat on Fridays, ok?	1.1807	0.04892	83	70	11	2
4278	OK, but, does HR respect MY culture? It just feels like Dark Agesism.	1.1807	0.05460	83	72	7	4
4279	You are taking the latest variant too seriously Mike.	1.1806	0.05354	72	61	9	2
4280	Get me on the 9:05 to Camelot and book me for a joust at 4:30.	1.1806	0.05354	72	61	9	2
4281	Your are to manage the castle crew logistics: 25 Starbucks double mocha latte with cinnamon, 4 times daily. 28 pizzas for lunch, with extra large Cokes. You will clean out the latrines, if you fail.	1.1806	0.05354	72	61	9	2
4282	I'm preparing my response to the Congressional subpoena.	1.1806	0.05708	72	62	7	3
4283	This is not the chain mail I was expecting.	1.1806	0.05354	72	61	9	2
4284	Miss Burns, bring forth my polls from last night's joust.	1.1806	0.05354	72	61	9	2
4285	I don't care wat you read on the Internet. That is not a standard medical mask.	1.1806	0.04975	72	60	11	1
4286	They're just words.	1.1806	0.05354	72	61	9	2
4287	Well, what did you think we meant when we said you'd be working the knight shift?	1.1806	0.05354	72	61	9	2
4288	Mr. Rock, the angry Oscar winner is back again.	1.1806	0.06041	72	63	5	4
4289	I understand that. But I still want you to reserve me an hour in the company sauna at 5 o’clock.	1.1806	0.05708	72	62	7	3
4290	You can't be too careful about Covid these days.	1.1806	0.04975	72	60	11	1
4291	I have to fire Crazy Pete today.	1.1806	0.05708	72	62	7	3
4292	Good first draft but you need to punch up the security angle.	1.1803	0.05964	61	52	7	2
4293	No, the question was of "what kind of kids eat armor hot dogs""? please ignore the head outside...	1.1803	0.06405	61	53	5	3
4294	Can you believe that the consultant described our systems as draconian?	1.1803	0.05486	61	51	9	1
4295	I still smell your body odor!…	1.1800	0.04353	100	84	14	2
4296	Yes sir, the Ad report IS unreadable. But that is because you did not ad visor eye slits.	1.1798	0.04676	89	75	12	2
4297	This skit about the black night is not funny.	1.1798	0.05434	89	78	6	5
4298	Can you shine armor?	1.1798	0.04394	89	74	14	1
4299	Well, if you don't like my asking for a raise, then think of me as a maiden in distress.	1.1798	0.04941	89	76	10	3
4300	You know White Castle delivers, right?	1.1798	0.04676	89	75	12	2
4301	Your mail got lost.	1.1798	0.04941	89	76	10	3
4302	Did you get a chance to pick up my lance from the cleaners?	1.1798	0.04676	89	75	12	2
4303	I see you're working on Performance Reviews?	1.1795	0.04739	78	65	12	1
4304	Get off your high horse and approve this plan!	1.1795	0.05396	78	67	8	3
4305	Another Zoom Round Table?	1.1795	0.05078	78	66	10	2
4306	Either you're anachronistic, or the computer is.	1.1795	0.05396	78	67	8	3
4307	I am sorry, but we just can’t hire you. Your job qualifications are just so out of date.	1.1795	0.04739	78	65	12	1
4308	I see you have mail again	1.1795	0.05981	78	69	4	5
4309	So I see you started working knight shifts	1.1795	0.04739	78	65	12	1
4310	Coffee,Miss Smith,and a small can of WD-40	1.1795	0.05078	78	66	10	2
4311	Have you seen Ted? The CEO told me to "go medieval on his a**!"	1.1795	0.05396	78	67	8	3
4312	Ok, maybe I went too far with my "back-to-work anxiety".	1.1795	0.04739	78	65	12	1
4313	Good choice going midevil, your loan docs will be right up.	1.1795	0.05078	78	66	10	2
4314	I am hoping to outlast your penetrating, yet pleasant, expressions.	1.1795	0.04373	78	64	14	0
4315	Your work is excellent, Art, but I need you to re-read our dress code policy.	1.1795	0.05396	78	67	8	3
4316	You’ll need to stay late, Arthur wants the report by our next round table.	1.1795	0.04373	78	64	14	0
4317	We’re going to start you in the chainmail room.	1.1795	0.05078	78	66	10	2
4318	I find your glances piercing.	1.1795	0.05078	78	66	10	2
4319	And would you mind proofing this for grammatical errors? My writing skills have gotten a little rusty.	1.1795	0.05396	78	67	8	3
4320	This looks great, Ms. Wiley, but I'm running late for the joust--so if I'm not back this afternoon, can you do a quick spellcheck and get it out by 5?	1.1795	0.04739	78	65	12	1
4321	I think you misunderstood the phrase "night shift".	1.1791	0.05597	67	57	8	2
4322	Oh, this? It's just a condition of my continued employment probation. For your protection, not mine.	1.1791	0.05597	67	57	8	2
4323	I usually just work the knight shift.	1.1791	0.04720	67	55	12	0
4324	We tell all applicants right from the getgo: thick skin will not keep you safe from the boss' wrath.	1.1791	0.05987	67	58	6	3
4325	I miss your body language.	1.1791	0.05177	67	56	10	1
4326	This desk is a bit too square for my liking.	1.1789	0.04728	95	81	11	3
4327	Betty, don't take what I said about you being thin skinned so literally!	1.1789	0.04484	95	80	13	2
4328	Just in case you go Will Smith on me.	1.1789	0.04959	95	82	9	4
4329	I don't work knights.	1.1786	0.04838	84	71	11	2
4330	They’re called breasts and we all have them.	1.1786	0.04838	84	71	11	2
4331	What do you mean, " Not everyone is looking for a white Knight ? "	1.1786	0.04838	84	71	11	2
4332	I’m trying to get ahead of the next variant.	1.1786	0.05399	84	73	7	4
4333	As I understood the memo, anyone working the night shift should dress accordingly.	1.1786	0.04532	84	70	13	1
4334	Oh, that’s why you requested the night shift.	1.1786	0.04204	84	69	15	0
4335	No, no. I asked to speak to the NIGHT clerk	1.1786	0.04532	84	70	13	1
4336	Trying to remain neutral again?	1.1786	0.04838	84	71	11	2
4337	I keep telling them I prefer the conference room with the round table.	1.1786	0.04204	84	69	15	0
4338	I'm the corporate gate keeper and the CEO is busy.	1.1786	0.05399	84	73	7	4
4339	Yes, m’lady, I’m the knight shift. Moats crossed, swords brandished, honor defended. The mail room is down the hall to the right.	1.1786	0.04838	84	71	11	2
4340	The board of the Society for Creative Anachronism approved casual Fridays, sir!	1.1786	0.04532	84	70	13	1
4341	Methinks you misunderstood when I suggested you need to begin showing your mettle	1.1786	0.05126	84	72	9	3
4342	I’m no knight in shining armor—just a bankruptcy trustee.	1.1786	0.04838	84	71	11	2
4343	I used to work in the mail department.	1.1786	0.05126	84	72	9	3
4344	It has come to my attention that your behavior is not vassal-like.	1.1781	0.05286	73	62	9	2
4345	You're move to knight shift has been approved.	1.1781	0.04913	73	61	11	1
4346	Overnight Express I presume?	1.1781	0.05286	73	62	9	2
4347	I'm okay putting the lance down, but I'm still not comfortable putting the mask up."	1.1781	0.05286	73	62	9	2
4348	Mr. Knight, it's time for interview.	1.1781	0.05286	73	62	9	2
4349	If you really fire me for the spearing Doug in Accounting, I will see you in my Court.	1.1781	0.05634	73	63	7	3
4350	You're thinking of "Night Moves;" the song. I do Mergers & Acquisitions.	1.1781	0.04913	73	61	11	1
4351	I started in the suit of mail room	1.1781	0.04913	73	61	11	1
4352	It's my PPE for going to and from work.	1.1781	0.05286	73	62	9	2
4353	We are here to replace your desk with a round table.	1.1781	0.05286	73	62	9	2
4354	King Arthur just lifted the indoor mask mandate.	1.1781	0.05286	73	62	9	2
4355	They wanted someone bulletproof, they settled for arrowproof.	1.1781	0.05286	73	62	9	2
4356	No worries about the meeting this Friday. I just got notice it’s being held outside on the ground floor mezzanine	1.1781	0.05634	73	63	7	3
4357	We can't all start at the Round Table.	1.1781	0.05286	73	62	9	2
4358	Where's your mask, MissDooley? You can't be too careful these days.	1.1781	0.05286	73	62	9	2
4359	Even if you're not thin-skinned, you may need a little something extra.	1.1780	0.03924	118	101	14	3
4360	My seniority here is all I have left in life.	1.1778	0.04053	90	74	16	0
4361	Can you provide a definition for the word ‘Knight’?	1.1778	0.04628	90	76	12	2
4362	Sir: I’m here to HELP you…	1.1778	0.04890	90	77	10	3
4363	While face masks might now be voluntary Miss Cummings, there is an increasing likely hood of jousting on the subways.	1.1778	0.04350	90	75	14	1
4364	I''m afraid the plans called for a round table Guinevere	1.1778	0.04628	90	76	12	2
4365	I heard that Chris Rock was trying out new material for his tour. Is that you Mr Rock?	1.1778	0.04890	90	77	10	3
4366	On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your jousting abilities?	1.1778	0.04628	90	76	12	2
4367	I love how you prepare for requests for promotion.	1.1778	0.05139	90	78	8	4
4368	Alice, you don't seem to get the spirit of Casualty Friday around here.	1.1778	0.04890	90	77	10	3
4369	Nice try, but we know you missed three days last week.	1.1774	0.05874	62	53	7	2
4370	You’ll need armour to work here. Is that okay?	1.1774	0.05874	62	53	7	2
4371	Let me guess. You're getting your annual evaluation today.	1.1774	0.05405	62	52	9	1
4372	It's casual for me, and it protects against paper cuts.	1.1774	0.05405	62	52	9	1
4373	Oh, this? It's part of the office's new COVID prevention protocol.	1.1772	0.05018	79	67	10	2
4374	This isn't what I expected when they said I would be working nights.	1.1772	0.04684	79	66	12	1
4375	I’m sorry, we’re only considering real princesses for this position.	1.1772	0.04684	79	66	12	1
4376	Will I get in trouble if ask you about your experience mounting white horses and lancing fire breathers and rescuing ..	1.1772	0.05018	79	67	10	2
4377	covid again?	1.1772	0.05018	79	67	10	2
4378	I was told to work in the mail room.	1.1772	0.05018	79	67	10	2
4379	Or you could just read what's in the teleprompter.	1.1772	0.05018	79	67	10	2
4380	Okay, I will be Gwenavere at the lunchtime office party.	1.1772	0.04684	79	66	12	1
4381	I don't care if you're a knight, I do not work nights.	1.1772	0.05332	79	68	8	3
4382	Under Armor is not interested in your advertising promotions, Sir!	1.1772	0.05332	79	68	8	3
4383	I not sure what you're fried means, Reggie.	1.1772	0.05628	79	69	6	4
4384	I'm working Knights	1.1772	0.05332	79	68	8	3
4385	Yes,the position requires a Night School degree	1.1772	0.05018	79	67	10	2
4386	Sorry, Glenda, I'm just so used to working at home it is hard to remember what is appropriate for work.	1.1772	0.05332	79	68	8	3
4387	The castle's back to dressing business medieval.	1.1772	0.05018	79	67	10	2
4388	When will my reflection show who I am OUTSIDE?	1.1771	0.04682	96	82	11	3
4389	I know the partition wasn't built for load-bearing purposes but, tell me, is there room in the budget for merlons and archers?	1.1771	0.04682	96	82	11	3
4390	Hobbies; Jousting. Come on, really?	1.1765	0.05107	68	57	10	1
4391	Just focus on your task. This isn't a time to go off chasing windmills.	1.1765	0.05520	68	58	8	2
4392	Our COVID restrictions remain in place.	1.1765	0.05070	85	73	9	3
4393	Ms. Jones, when I asked for my mail I meant the metal kind.	1.1765	0.05904	68	59	6	3
4394	Usually nothing gets past me, but leave your file and I'll see what I can do.	1.1765	0.05070	85	73	9	3
4395	So how’s the knight shift working out for you?	1.1765	0.04786	85	72	11	2
4396	Fencing workhorse	1.1765	0.04786	85	72	11	2
4397	Now that masking has been normalized, it felt like the right time to really be me.	1.1765	0.05107	68	57	10	1
4398	Everything looks good, you have excellent skills, but can you joust?	1.1765	0.04484	85	71	13	1
4399	Don`t you think you`re going a bit overboard with your PPE outfit?	1.1765	0.05520	68	58	8	2
4400	Are my comments really so pointed?	1.1765	0.04707	102	88	10	4
4401	When it's falls on a weekend, I never know if we celebrate Halloween the Friday before or the Monday after.	1.1765	0.04484	85	71	13	1
4402	I just know I couldn't be productive in the bomb shelter.	1.1765	0.05520	68	58	8	2
4403	I got used to a tighter echo chamber at my castle-office.	1.1765	0.05520	68	58	8	2
4404	Dress-down Friday is tomorrow.	1.1765	0.05107	68	57	10	1
4405	No sir, once a knight's enough!	1.1765	0.05107	68	57	10	1
4406	It's company culture to work Knights...	1.1765	0.05520	68	58	8	2
4407	Pickleball during lunch,Charlotte.	1.1765	0.04484	85	71	13	1
4408	I rather not comment on your new haircut.	1.1765	0.04484	85	71	13	1
4409	Okay, okay! You can work the knight shift.	1.1765	0.05070	85	73	9	3
4410	I want employees to work at knight.	1.1765	0.05520	68	58	8	2
4411	Encouraged to see you're available to work Knights"	1.1765	0.05070	85	73	9	3
4412	The personnel appraisals are supposed to be personal, so we'll postpone it.	1.1765	0.04786	85	72	11	2
4413	I'm still adjusting to the desk, I'm more used to a round table.	1.1765	0.05070	85	73	9	3
4414	Do you know if we have any 3 in 1 Oil in stock?	1.1765	0.05107	68	57	10	1
4415	The suit is better against backstabbing than viruses, but somehow that's a relief.	1.1758	0.04840	91	78	10	3
4416	My methods may be medeival Miss Jones, but someone has to slay the sales goals.	1.1758	0.04581	91	77	12	2
4417	Knight games.	1.1758	0.04581	91	77	12	2
4418	Can you comfortably carry my spear?	1.1758	0.04840	91	78	10	3
4419	I think you're taking casual Friday to the extreme	1.1758	0.04581	91	77	12	2
4420	the staff complains you are do not seem open to criticism.	1.1757	0.04454	74	61	13	0
4421	I’ve tilted at a few windmills too, but we need this signed and overnighted today””.	1.1757	0.04852	74	62	11	1
4422	And what kind of mood is he in today?	1.1757	0.04852	74	62	11	1
4423	I was quite specific with HR.Someone who'd perform with amour.	1.1757	0.04454	74	61	13	0
4424	Okay, I see you very qualified to work in an office, but do you have experience in helping a knight don his armour and have you ever arranged an honourable burial?	1.1757	0.05219	74	63	9	2
4425	Lancelot and I have a board meeting at noon.	1.1757	0.04852	74	62	11	1
4426	Well, I do take a shine to armor.	1.1757	0.04852	74	62	11	1
4427	This is the first in-person business roundtable since 2020 - we're going to do it right.	1.1757	0.05563	74	64	7	3
4428	Do you think I’m pretty?	1.1757	0.05219	74	63	9	2
4429	You are not dressed properly. Didn't they tell you when they hired you this is the Knight shift?	1.1757	0.05563	74	64	7	3
4430	You're a damsel in distress, I'm a knight in shining armor. I could fit you in next Tuesday, after the staff meeting.	1.1757	0.04852	74	62	11	1
4431	I see you found the workforce management list.	1.1754	0.05665	57	48	8	1
4432	No, I'm pretty clear I understood what you meant when you asked 'Do you work knights?'"	1.1753	0.04863	97	84	9	4
4433	They must've thought I said I'd work the Knight shift.	1.1753	0.04399	97	82	13	2
4434	That's an IRONic deal!	1.1753	0.04637	97	83	11	3
4435	You should see the dress code in the mail room	1.1753	0.04399	97	82	13	2
4436	Let's move the jousting to after lunch....	1.1750	0.05270	80	69	8	3
4437	I just feel like some employees have access to safer spaces than others.	1.1750	0.05270	80	69	8	3
4438	Sorry. There is no knight shift here.	1.1750	0.04960	80	68	10	2
4439	Welcome to fortsquare! Tomorrow I'll have mead, not coffee.	1.1750	0.04630	80	67	12	1
4440	You do understand you are applying for the Knight shift?	1.1750	0.05270	80	69	8	3
4441	You have an impressive resume here; I see that you have graduated knight school.	1.1750	0.04960	80	68	10	2
4442	Can you ride a horse ?	1.1750	0.04960	80	68	10	2
4443	Sir, I think you're taking this mask mandate a bit too far!	1.1750	0.05270	80	69	8	3
4444	We'll be having pizza today for the staff lunch using the conference room's Round Table.	1.1750	0.05270	80	69	8	3
4445	I think you misunderstood what I meant by working the “night shift”	1.1750	0.04960	80	68	10	2
4446	I know Matt in Marketing is uncomfortable, but I take my office PPE seriously.	1.1750	0.04630	80	67	12	1
4447	We only have job openings on the knight shift.	1.1750	0.04275	80	66	14	0
4448	Wearing metal all day can get warm, but I think the new attire will attract good candidates.	1.1750	0.04275	80	66	14	0
4449	My skin is too thin for this job so I bought the armor on Amazon and it really is more protective from all your complaints and taunts."	1.1750	0.04630	80	67	12	1
4450	It's the latest in virus protection.	1.1744	0.04436	86	72	13	1
4451	If you were into cosplay, Miss Evans, this would be on parchment.	1.1744	0.04734	86	73	11	2
4452	Let me guess. You work the night shift.	1.1744	0.04734	86	73	11	2
4453	I would like the collection letters to pack a wallop. Is that understood?	1.1744	0.04734	86	73	11	2
4454	Nay, my resume said royal decree.	1.1744	0.04436	86	72	13	1
4455	sorry Marge, this will not do, you are underdressed	1.1744	0.04734	86	73	11	2
4456	Seriously. An anglophile in London!	1.1744	0.04734	86	73	11	2
4457	You’ve been putting a lot of long Knights lately.	1.1744	0.04734	86	73	11	2
4458	Am I carrying our no fraternization policy too far?	1.1744	0.04734	86	73	11	2
4459	See, I told you the WD40 account would love our presentation. Now, where's the wrench?"	1.1744	0.05281	86	75	7	4
4460	Worked the knight shift.	1.1744	0.05015	86	74	9	3
4461	Not now! Clear?	1.1744	0.05281	86	75	7	4
4462	It's my resignation...I've Galahad-it with working for you.	1.1744	0.04436	86	72	13	1
4463	Because I want you to judge me on the content of my character.	1.1744	0.04734	86	73	11	2
4464	I see you didn't get the word on the new dress code.	1.1744	0.04116	86	71	15	0
4465	''I'm expecting sticks and stones.''	1.1743	0.04292	109	93	13	3
4466	'Your resume may be missing a few defensifications.'	1.1739	0.05039	69	58	10	1
4467	They said I had to work knights	1.1739	0.05445	69	59	8	2
4468	The boss can be very aggressive at times!	1.1739	0.05445	69	59	8	2
4469	Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.	1.1739	0.04791	92	79	10	3
4470	I've had it with Jim and his piffy wads.	1.1739	0.05445	69	59	8	2
4471	Did you watch The Academy Awards? I'm not taking any chances	1.1739	0.04263	92	77	14	1
4472	Is Will Smith with you?	1.1739	0.04535	92	78	12	2
4473	My eyelashes need defending.	1.1739	0.05039	69	58	10	1
4474	We'll need you to work knight shifts.	1.1739	0.05445	69	59	8	2
4475	Flakes of rust surround our toilet.	1.1739	0.05034	92	80	8	4
4476	Great, it fit, now, when the boss comes in you are to refer to him only as 'my liege'. Also, Fridays are casual so a business tunic is fine and everyone is expected to participate in the jousting.	1.1739	0.05445	69	59	8	2
4477	Stuart, I think you're taking casual Friday a little too seriously	1.1739	0.05039	69	58	10	1
4478	No, the job description said "nights" and weekends.	1.1739	0.05445	69	59	8	2
4479	Sorry, but we didn't see any jousting or broadsword fighting experience on your resume.	1.1739	0.04791	92	79	10	3
4480	I'm trying to drum up some interest in an office jousting league.	1.1739	0.05445	69	59	8	2
4481	Sir, Goodnight !	1.1739	0.05039	69	58	10	1
4482	Working knights?	1.1739	0.04596	69	57	12	0
4483	Haven't you heard the mask mandate is over?	1.1735	0.03845	98	81	17	0
4484	You heard of the Knights Who Say 'Ni'? Well, I'm the Knight That Says 'No'!	1.1735	0.04593	98	84	11	3
4485	Text is perfect . Just note the word Knight is written with a "K"	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
4486	I thought the memo said 'dress up Friday'.	1.1735	0.04593	98	84	11	3
4487	Do you want me to advise HR of your new dress code?	1.1733	0.05812	75	66	5	4
4488	There are still 6,000 deaths a week in the US, I'm going to keep wearing a mask.	1.1733	0.05155	75	64	9	2
4489	I'm sorry, but I just can't see it.	1.1733	0.05493	75	65	7	3
4490	The pandemic is over, you can come out of your shell	1.1733	0.05155	75	64	9	2
4491	Hast thou a pageship on offer,Sir Knight?	1.1733	0.04792	75	63	11	1
4492	It's the knight shift, did they not tell you?	1.1733	0.05812	75	66	5	4
4493	We just don't have the budget for another industry gatekeeper.	1.1733	0.05155	75	64	9	2
4494	Look, your CV is impeccable but we're just sure if you're the right fit.	1.1733	0.04792	75	63	11	1
4495	When I asked you if you wanted to work nights I meant....	1.1733	0.04400	75	62	13	0
4496	I'm glad you finally listened to me, but the mask mandate is over.	1.1733	0.04792	75	63	11	1
4497	The W240 and Armor All are in the top drawer of the filing cabinet in the event I seize up.	1.1733	0.05155	75	64	9	2
4498	My Iron Maiden is at the cleaners	1.1733	0.05493	75	65	7	3
4499	The boss knows you are working day and night. This look is redundant.	1.1728	0.05497	81	71	6	4
4500	Joke's on you. I wore this for the Zoom meetings too.	1.1728	0.05497	81	71	6	4
4501	When did you start working the knight shift?	1.1728	0.05209	81	70	8	3
4502	Never needed to work remotely… just closed the mask.	1.1728	0.04903	81	69	10	2
4503	The round desk has been on order for 6 months!?	1.1728	0.04578	81	68	12	1
4504	The 'shining armour' option costs extra.	1.1728	0.04578	81	68	12	1
4505	Knight, schmight, it's still harassment.	1.1728	0.05209	81	70	8	3
4506	What? It's casual Friday.	1.1728	0.05497	81	71	6	4
4507	Relax. I just wanted to let you know I was heading out for a cup of coffee.	1.1728	0.05209	81	70	8	3
4508	Their lawsuit isn't bullet proof, I think we have a chance	1.1728	0.04227	81	67	14	0
4509	Cast thou not dispersions Maid Marion. Tis the PPE for yon next variant!	1.1728	0.04903	81	69	10	2
4510	Upstairs approved your request to work remotely from the trophy room. I'll order a standing desk and longer mail skirt.	1.1728	0.04578	81	68	12	1
4511	You’ll need to be available for knights, weekends, and some holidays.	1.1728	0.04903	81	69	10	2
4512	Thank you! I can't wear a mask anymore!	1.1724	0.04389	87	73	13	1
4513	I have to be ready to defend myself. Just the other day, I saw that we were hiring a “Social Media Ninja.” Seriously what could that possibly mean? It’s 2022 and we already have a Social Media department. We’re Pinterest for Christ’s sake! I mean…	1.1724	0.05473	87	77	5	5
4514	KNIGHTS TO SEE YOU	1.1724	0.04389	87	73	13	1
4515	After having read my “Rate Your Boss” scores, I’d say yes,this was entirely appropriate office attire.	1.1724	0.04684	87	74	11	2
4516	Ahh, so you’re the new guy- they usually stay until a really incensed customer flames until the helmet is seared on.	1.1724	0.04684	87	74	11	2
4517	No, you don't need to be vaccinated to work here; we utilize other anti- Covid measures.	1.1724	0.04961	87	75	9	3
4518	But on Fridays I'll just don a simple coat of mail.	1.1724	0.06094	58	50	6	2
4519	Better get fitted, we're leaving for Chicago in about an hour.	1.1724	0.04684	87	74	11	2
4520	She’s actually a dragon.	1.1724	0.04389	87	73	13	1
4521	Not what I expected when they said I'd be on the night shift	1.1720	0.04221	93	78	14	1
4522	I realize you're new here, but I don't need help to remember your name, Mr. Knight!	1.1720	0.04221	93	78	14	1
4523	The new trashcan is helpful. But a round table is non-negotiable.	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
4524	I regret to inform you that we've eliminated your position, effective Friday.	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
4525	My psychiatrist told me to put up an iron front against complaints.	1.1720	0.04221	93	78	14	1
4526	Don't worry Sir,our security team confirms he's fully vaccinated. They've cancelled all personal protection measures.	1.1720	0.04221	93	78	14	1
4527	I'm afraid we're gonna have to cut the squire program this summer	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
4528	I just don't think I can get this damsel's distress approved by the end of the fiscal year.	1.1719	0.05702	64	55	7	2
4529	It isn't Friday yet...	1.1719	0.05702	64	55	7	2
4530	Upper management said I was their knight in shining armor.	1.1719	0.05702	64	55	7	2
4531	For me, this is the best looking uniform on the market.	1.1717	0.04071	99	83	15	1
4532	Paper free is not the same as magnet free, sir.	1.1714	0.05373	70	60	8	2
4533	Is it knight time already?” “Stfu Lisa	1.1714	0.04537	70	58	12	0
4534	I like the outfit, Chris. It shows the producers you're ready to host next year's Oscars.	1.1714	0.05373	70	60	8	2
4535	We’re looking for someone with a riveting personality like mine.	1.1714	0.04973	70	59	10	1
4536	No,I don’t polish armor, but I can get you a latte….”	1.1714	0.05373	70	60	8	2
4537	Bob finally got the memo about the night shift.	1.1711	0.05739	76	67	5	4
4538	I'm telling you Sharon, this report is ironclad	1.1711	0.04734	76	64	11	1
4539	I'm prepared to offer you the lead in GI Jane II.	1.1711	0.05425	76	66	7	3
4540	Play to win. That's my suggestion, Mrs. Hopewell.	1.1711	0.04734	76	64	11	1
4541	I hope you enjoy working the knight shift.	1.1711	0.04734	76	64	11	1
4542	Yes, you must comply to the new dress code...	1.1711	0.05091	76	65	9	2
4543	No, we can still touch, just not here.	1.1711	0.05739	76	67	5	4
4544	Should I have worn my mask?	1.1711	0.05425	76	66	7	3
4545	So, you want to work the knight shift?	1.1711	0.04734	76	64	11	1
4546	Big guns in the building today?	1.1711	0.04734	76	64	11	1
4547	That's not what I meant when I said we could have casual Fridays.	1.1711	0.04734	76	64	11	1
4548	Is this where I sign-up for night school?	1.1711	0.05091	76	65	9	2
4549	We now require full mask and armor to enter due to the current variant. Please leave.	1.1711	0.04734	76	64	11	1
4550	Monday morning staff meetings are brutal.	1.1711	0.04734	76	64	11	1
4551	We agreed you'd limit your wardrobe to aluminum for Medieval Mondays.	1.1711	0.04734	76	64	11	1
4552	Your mission, should you choose to accept it, will be to shine my armor.	1.1711	0.05425	76	66	7	3
4553	Don't be upset. With all the long hours, someone had to be assigned the knight shift.	1.1711	0.04348	76	63	13	0
4554	It's in preparation for the impending parachuting Joro spiders!	1.1711	0.04734	76	64	11	1
4555	I thought the position was night desk.	1.1707	0.04527	82	69	12	1
4556	I see you're schooled in Judo and Taekwondo.	1.1707	0.04848	82	70	10	2
4557	Yeah, I needed a whole suit of armor to protect me from this class A crap, Carol. Do better. I want to wear flip flops to work sometime.	1.1707	0.05434	82	72	6	4
4558	And another thing -your armor no longer shines.	1.1707	0.04527	82	69	12	1
4559	You do know the conference table isn’t round, Arthur?	1.1707	0.04527	82	69	12	1
4560	Bid Sir Brad in the accounting chamber to meet me on the jousting field with regards his clay-brained handling of the Slattery Report.	1.1707	0.04527	82	69	12	1
4561	Nigel, you clearly don't understand the concept of "working knights"	1.1707	0.05434	82	72	6	4
4562	Your steely presentation of yourself has been hard to digest, but you do have a point.	1.1705	0.04908	88	76	9	3
4563	The truth? You want the absolute truth? No, it is not shining. Now I'd like to go back to my desk, Mr. Peterman, so I can cancel that ticket to Bermuda.	1.1705	0.04343	88	74	13	1
4564	Compassion, enthusiasm and dedication are redundant now in new World, so you are disqualified for this job.	1.1705	0.04343	88	74	13	1
4565	I see that you are prepared to defend that mean-minded memo that you sent to all the staff.	1.1702	0.04696	94	81	10	3
4566	It is a biography of Margaret Thatcher	1.1702	0.04696	94	81	10	3
4567	Yes, there is some abuse. Why do you ask?	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
4568	It's the _Chevrolet_ account, Mr. Peters, the _Chevrolet_ account!	1.1702	0.04933	94	82	8	4
4569	Louise, Our magnificent corporate liege grants you acceptance for your participation at our round-table discussion.	1.1700	0.04034	100	84	15	1
4570	Oh all this paperwork is so scary!!	1.1692	0.05174	65	55	9	1
4571	Now, what quests are on your calendar today?	1.1692	0.05620	65	56	7	2
4572	I’ve been here for 4 hours. Shouldn’t I be qualified for the position of lady-in-waiting?	1.1692	0.05620	65	56	7	2
4573	Tell the boss I'll submit to a dress code when he quits with the brylcream pompade.	1.1692	0.05174	65	55	9	1
4574	No Ms Smith, My jousting appointment is always on Tuesdays	1.1692	0.05620	65	56	7	2
4575	You are my new armorer?	1.1692	0.05620	65	56	7	2
4576	Let’s just say the boss is in a mood today.	1.1692	0.05174	65	55	9	1
4577	I usually work nights.	1.1690	0.05302	71	61	8	2
4578	I was told to report for the knight shift.	1.1690	0.04908	71	60	10	1
4579	Again, Sir Wants A lot???	1.1690	0.05302	71	61	8	2
4580	I need to finishing filing these reports; so I called you in to let you know that I'll be staying over-knight.	1.1690	0.05302	71	61	8	2
4581	It's going to be a black knight.	1.1690	0.05302	71	61	8	2
4582	Are you open to face time—virtually?	1.1690	0.04908	71	60	10	1
4583	I was just transferd from the Complaint Department	1.1690	0.05302	71	61	8	2
4584	Let the children in Miss Smith, I'm ready for them now!	1.1690	0.04908	71	60	10	1
4585	I really don't think you need to worry about Will Smith.	1.1690	0.05669	71	62	6	3
4586	Can you explain this large gap in your resume?	1.1688	0.05669	77	68	5	4
4587	Paul, I’m sorry. You have six more weeks before your health insurance begins.	1.1688	0.05030	77	66	9	2
4588	I'm a knight worker.	1.1688	0.05359	77	67	7	3
4589	You must be from the Knight shift	1.1688	0.05030	77	66	9	2
4590	Ooooooh, the NIGHT shift.	1.1688	0.05359	77	67	7	3
4591	We've modernized--the employee armor here is all unisex nowadays.	1.1688	0.05030	77	66	9	2
4592	I'm afraid the dark knight stole the can opener	1.1688	0.04678	77	65	11	1
4593	It's a cease and desist from Under Armour. I think this smear campaign is finally getting to them.	1.1688	0.04678	77	65	11	1
4594	Thank you for your application; there is an internal candidate for the knight manager.	1.1688	0.05030	77	66	9	2
4595	So, are you vaccinated AND boosted?	1.1688	0.04678	77	65	11	1
4596	Richard, you still have to attend the sexual harassment training!	1.1688	0.04678	77	65	11	1
4597	I don't believe we've met, I work the knight shift	1.1688	0.04678	77	65	11	1
4598	Are you the only one working knights?	1.1688	0.04297	77	64	13	0
4599	Ok, I get it - I'm a pushy manager.	1.1688	0.04297	77	64	13	0
4600	And how can you still think that your chair is a horse?	1.1688	0.05359	77	67	7	3
4601	No, sir, there's nothing wrong with the retro look.	1.1688	0.05359	77	67	7	3
4602	I never understood why you prefer the knight shift.	1.1687	0.04793	83	71	10	2
4603	What part of "Toxic Work Environment," does thee not understand?	1.1687	0.04135	83	69	14	0
4604	What? We were out of hand sanitizer.	1.1687	0.04793	83	71	10	2
4605	Sorry my outfit. Just came from a customer call. Do you have experience dealing with challenging situations?	1.1687	0.05091	83	72	8	3
4606	This memo states my desk should be round	1.1687	0.04476	83	70	12	1
4607	I need you to order me a round table	1.1687	0.04793	83	71	10	2
4608	Would you mind capturing the pawn on C4 while I'm out at lunch?	1.1687	0.04793	83	71	10	2
4609	After work, I go straight to Knight School	1.1687	0.05372	83	73	6	4
4610	So, what made you want to work the knight shift anyway?	1.1687	0.04793	83	71	10	2
4611	Sorry, boss. Nobody's dreaming about a knight in shining armor coming to their rescue anymore.	1.1687	0.04476	83	70	12	1
4612	I asked for the best mattress in the world	1.1687	0.04793	83	71	10	2
4613	I’m the new equity and inclusion officer.	1.1687	0.04476	83	70	12	1
4614	Just so you know, I need every protection to answer these subpoenas.	1.1687	0.04793	83	71	10	2
4615	I'm simply ready for whatever slings and arrows come my way." Cal Bellamy, Munster, Indian	1.1687	0.05091	83	72	8	3
4616	...And we'll be meeting in the HEPA-filtered. social-distanced conference room with the large round table.	1.1687	0.05639	83	74	4	5
4617	I will need some more silver metallic for a shine up!	1.1687	0.05091	83	72	8	3
4618	I said “night shift”.	1.1685	0.04299	89	75	13	1
4619	Are you OK with armor, or would a hazmat suit be enough?	1.1685	0.04856	89	77	9	3
4620	I think you misunderstood our Ad about needing people for the night shift.	1.1685	0.04856	89	77	9	3
4621	I just don’t know if you’re well-suited for this position.	1.1685	0.03991	89	74	15	0
4622	Can you explain this gap on your resume where you weren't in distress?	1.1685	0.04856	89	77	9	3
4623	This memorandum explains that even though our company name is Armor All that has nothing to do with our dress code.	1.1685	0.04856	89	77	9	3
4624	Get this to me two battles from now please.	1.1685	0.04856	89	77	9	3
4625	I specialize in sweaty-armor therapy.	1.1685	0.05113	89	78	7	4
4626	Please submit your dragon emergency in triplicate.	1.1684	0.03860	95	79	16	0
4627	Are you willing to work during knight hours when necessary?	1.1684	0.04140	95	80	14	1
4628	Would you be willing to work a 'knight' shift?	1.1684	0.04402	95	81	12	2
4629	It's a knight job.	1.1684	0.04140	95	80	14	1
4630	What do you mean I'm creating a hostile work environment?	1.1683	0.04238	101	86	13	2
4631	I'm working the knight shift.	1.1667	0.04423	72	60	12	0
4632	Don't make me go Will Smith on you.	1.1667	0.04623	78	66	11	1
4633	I SAID "CAN I SEE YOU IN MY OFFICE"!	1.1667	0.04806	90	78	9	3
4634	Yes, this is Will Smith’s office. How may I help you?	1.1667	0.04360	96	82	12	2
4635	Carol, this is my casual Friday.	1.1667	0.04427	84	71	12	1
4636	Thanks, Bonnie, but this isn't what I meant by chain mail.	1.1667	0.04623	78	66	11	1
4637	Robot" Looks like someones been slacking on their work." Woman" I'm sorry Sir, crazy eye Roy keeps distracting me."	1.1667	0.04740	84	72	10	2
4638	I need more than a mask to feel safe at work these days.	1.1667	0.03950	90	75	15	0
4639	WD40. Quite a lot of it, please.	1.1667	0.04970	78	67	9	2
4640	When they said you were working nights, I thought…Uh. …	1.1667	0.04623	66	55	11	0
4641	Sorry, Covid-19 protocol - too many co-morbidities!	1.1667	0.04623	78	66	11	1
4642	What, you've never seen someone working the knight shift before?	1.1667	0.05934	72	64	4	4
4643	I'm through for the day. G'knight.	1.1667	0.05034	84	73	8	3
4644	A simple mask would have worked.	1.1667	0.05233	72	62	8	2
4645	It's just extra protection against COVID-19 and whatever Putin does in Ukraine.	1.1667	0.04845	72	61	10	1
4646	Well, somebody has to work the knight shift.	1.1667	0.04427	84	71	12	1
4647	I'm a method-viewer - it's a level of commitment most find uncomfortable.	1.1667	0.05540	66	57	7	2
4648	You're right. It does mean you're fired.	1.1667	0.05311	84	74	6	4
4649	I just have to ask ... are you willing to work night shift?	1.1667	0.04255	90	76	13	1
4650	Horse ran away again?	1.1667	0.04623	78	66	11	1
4651	Sorry to hear you got demoted from the round table.	1.1667	0.05294	78	68	7	3
4652	I agree. The meeting will be contentious but, maybe you could ‘gird your loins’ more figuratively?	1.1667	0.04623	78	66	11	1
4653	Examining documents on the knightshift.	1.1667	0.05600	78	69	5	4
4654	Now that you have taken the COVID vaccine shots you can remove the armor!	1.1667	0.04740	84	72	10	2
4655	Just say goodbye , good night makes me feel like such a child .	1.1667	0.05540	66	57	7	2
4656	Masks be damned.	1.1667	0.05102	66	56	9	1
4657	This is not a phase	1.1667	0.05102	66	56	9	1
4658	He does have a point.	1.1667	0.04740	84	72	10	2
4659	Sir, the clients from the Copsley account are -- oh damn.	1.1667	0.04247	78	65	13	0
4660	Things have gotten a little rougher for me since I went off the Net!	1.1667	0.04970	78	67	9	2
4661	I'm working my way back to the round table	1.1667	0.04623	78	66	11	1
4662	When you overheard me say, Miss Evans, that you and I might have a "go at it," I was just jousting, I mean jesting.	1.1667	0.05233	72	62	8	2
4663	It's the modern gentleman's suit of armor	1.1667	0.05233	72	62	8	2
4664	can't be too careful these days	1.1667	0.04427	84	71	12	1
4665	I don’t see any mention of jousting.	1.1667	0.05294	78	68	7	3
4666	Wait, did you mean a shift that takes place at night?	1.1667	0.05595	72	63	6	3
4667	And what's the status on my new round table?	1.1667	0.04247	78	65	13	0
4668	Not that it matters,nor can I officially acknowledge the fact,but yes,as Frank can confirm,I am a middle aged white male.	1.1667	0.05294	78	68	7	3
4669	No, the mask is not “optional” so long as I am wearing the rest of my protective gear	1.1667	0.05540	66	57	7	2
4670	I call it Pandemic Chic.	1.1667	0.05540	66	57	7	2
4671	SIGH I miss my round table	1.1667	0.04845	72	61	10	1
4672	Pray tell, what ails thee? ‘Tis Casual Friday, no?	1.1667	0.05233	72	62	8	2
4673	Good night. Oops, I mean good evening, sir. Er...I mean, mister...	1.1667	0.04845	72	61	10	1
4674	I eat dragons for breakfast.	1.1667	0.04427	84	71	12	1
4675	Everything's covered except death by microaggression.	1.1667	0.04806	90	78	9	3
4676	Oh this? Just trying out a new look…	1.1667	0.04604	96	83	10	3
4677	It's called casual Friday for a reason, Susan.	1.1667	0.04845	72	61	10	1
4678	Human Resources says I need to come out of my shell.	1.1667	0.04806	90	78	9	3
4679	How’s your lance and shield experience?	1.1667	0.04427	84	71	12	1
4680	Apparently there was a mix up at the temp agency. I asked if they had anyone that could work nights.	1.1667	0.05294	78	68	7	3
4681	Your mace skills leave much to be desired.	1.1667	0.04623	78	66	11	1
4682	Great! I finally meet my knight in shining armor and he’s a receptionist at the dentist office.	1.1667	0.04970	78	67	9	2
4683	Alas, I am no more valiant than you or even Tim there.	1.1667	0.04427	84	71	12	1
4684	I think the letter still sounds a little too guarded.	1.1667	0.05034	84	73	8	3
4685	Fauci said it's the best protection against Truth Social....	1.1667	0.05233	72	62	8	2
4686	Your yearly review is unrelated to my outfit.	1.1667	0.04623	66	55	11	0
4687	Shining armor is for the young.	1.1667	0.04740	84	72	10	2
4688	I think you misunderstood 'night shift'.	1.1667	0.04623	78	66	11	1
4689	No, I said you were promoted to night manager"	1.1667	0.05540	66	57	7	2
4690	What, this? I got it after Gary over there	1.1667	0.05102	66	56	9	1
4691	I see your move from Locksley to New York City has not influenced your outerwear.	1.1667	0.05903	60	52	6	2
4692	Tell Mr. Smith he can come in now.	1.1667	0.05294	78	68	7	3
4693	Can you please delete the word "shining" and say "I want to be your knight in zero-carbon armor."	1.1667	0.05403	60	51	8	1
4694	I know I look a little scruffy. I didn't have time to shave this morning."	1.1667	0.04623	78	66	11	1
4695	Lance, I told you, no more chain e-mails.	1.1667	0.04604	96	83	10	3
4696	Where does it say the kind of mask to wear when in the office?	1.1667	0.04970	78	67	9	2
4697	Uh oh, the guy in the armor is Chris Rock and the woman is Jada Pinkett-Smith! Okay, what else do I have to do today, now that I’ve thrown a bone to the thousands of jibbering hyena people who rely on these posts? Siri, stop dictation. Delete. No don	1.1650	0.04799	103	91	7	5
4698	Nigel, While we can appreciate that this IS your "casual" suit of armor, we feel it just isn't in the intended spirit of Casual Friday...	1.1648	0.04756	91	79	9	3
4699	Stop being defensive.	1.1648	0.04756	91	79	9	3
4700	I am sorry to say that we find you to soft for this department Ms Perkins?	1.1648	0.04492	91	78	11	2
4701	Metal prices are what!!??!!??	1.1648	0.04756	91	79	9	3
4702	Sir, it’s time for your 4:00 o’clock sword fight.	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
4703	They told me to switch to the knight shift.	1.1648	0.04756	91	79	9	3
4704	Before I sign, how high is the tower?	1.1647	0.04688	85	73	10	2
4705	And now you will complete your next assignment with no violence.	1.1647	0.04379	85	72	12	1
4706	Let me see your mask.	1.1647	0.04978	85	74	8	3
4707	Hoping you might identify as Cinderella?	1.1647	0.04047	85	73	11	1
4708	Other perks include unlimited PTO and casual chain mail Fridays.	1.1647	0.04379	85	72	12	1
4709	I don’t mean to be heavy-handed, but I can’t read your report.	1.1647	0.04978	85	74	8	3
4710	I requisitioned it through HR after the Penske incident.	1.1647	0.04688	85	73	10	2
4711	Take everything on this list to Sir Plus.	1.1647	0.04978	85	74	8	3
4712	HR is fine with it as long as I use PTO for my jousting days.	1.1646	0.05231	79	69	7	3
4713	You can’t quite! We only just incorporate the Roundtable!!	1.1646	0.04568	79	67	11	1
4714	I heard that you have been drafting the latest voting rights legislation for the governor's office.	1.1646	0.04568	79	67	11	1
4715	I really hate all the corporate jousting.	1.1646	0.04568	79	67	11	1
4716	Explain to me again why you need a round table.	1.1646	0.04911	79	68	9	2
4717	Your shining armor is washing out my computer screen.	1.1646	0.04568	79	67	11	1
4718	Sorry, Ma'm - but you're not properly attired for this interview...	1.1646	0.04568	79	67	11	1
4719	If you don’t want to work (k)nights, this may not be the job for you.	1.1646	0.05231	79	69	7	3
4720	SIR, I MAY LOOK LIKE A WOMAN BUT I ASSURE YOU I FIGHT LIKE A MAN!	1.1646	0.04911	79	68	9	2
4721	Ms. Blinker, for security reasons we're to wear protective uniforms.	1.1646	0.04568	79	67	11	1
4722	Sir, your armor needs shining. Good night.	1.1646	0.04568	79	67	11	1
4723	Well, as you'll learn very quickly, the boss has a really wicked temper.	1.1646	0.04911	79	68	9	2
4724	Look, it’s Friday Casual, not Medieval Castle. Got it!	1.1646	0.04911	79	68	9	2
4725	M-'oot or 'oat?	1.1646	0.04568	79	67	11	1
4726	I got promoted from physical to cyber security.	1.1644	0.05166	73	63	8	2
4727	I'll be honest, I can't read. Can you give me the short version and then explain it slowly?	1.1644	0.05166	73	63	8	2
4728	I know the office is trying to galvanize against cyberattacks, but will this really work?	1.1644	0.04784	73	62	10	1
4729	I thought it would be more believable if I wear this when I tell them the network is secure.	1.1644	0.05166	73	63	8	2
4730	With all due respect Sir, we all feel thay you would be more COMFORTABLE knowing that most of the world has now shifted its focus on Russia and Ukraine.	1.1644	0.05166	73	63	8	2
4731	I just can’t handle getting one more booster shot.	1.1644	0.05166	73	63	8	2
4732	Where are your mask and gloves?	1.1644	0.05522	73	64	6	3
4733	I run things here a little old school.	1.1644	0.04784	73	62	10	1
4734	Why the stare? Boss said he wants us to be working knights."	1.1644	0.04784	73	62	10	1
4735	You're taking this cybersecurity thing seriously, huh?	1.1644	0.05166	73	63	8	2
4736	Your co-workers don’t like the iron façade. It make work conversations difficult.	1.1644	0.04368	73	61	12	0
4737	… and when can we expect the firewall?	1.1644	0.04784	73	62	10	1
4738	This is not what I meant when I put you on the night shift.	1.1644	0.04784	73	62	10	1
4739	These are the minutes from yesterday’s round table, Bob.	1.1644	0.05857	73	65	4	4
4740	I told them it wasn't a typo, but Facilities kicked back your requisition for new conference room furniture.	1.1644	0.05166	73	63	8	2
4741	'These rising fuel costs will send us back to the dark ages.'	1.1642	0.05462	67	58	7	2
4742	Some guy named Lancelot is waiting for you at the reception desk and he doesn’t look happy.	1.1642	0.05462	67	58	7	2
4743	I knew my application was being stone walled.	1.1642	0.05462	67	58	7	2
4744	Thanketh thee, boss, but I'm putting in mine own two week noticeth.	1.1642	0.05462	67	58	7	2
4745	They've got me on the knight shift next week	1.1642	0.05462	67	58	7	2
4746	And no wisecracks about this being my day job.	1.1642	0.05031	67	57	9	1
4747	No I went to Yale but I always wanted to go to knight school.	1.1642	0.05031	67	57	9	1
4748	The varsity jousters need more lances, sire.	1.1642	0.05462	67	58	7	2
4749	People keep saying chivalry is dead. But after looking at this file, chivalry is alive and well, however your time at this company...	1.1642	0.05031	67	57	9	1
4750	It's time for the changing of the guards.	1.1639	0.04779	61	51	10	0
4751	Sorry, I only work knights.	1.1639	0.05811	61	53	6	2
4752	'No-one likes working nights.'	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
4753	YOU REMIND ME OF SOMEONE I DON'T KNOW	1.1633	0.04023	98	83	14	1
4754	Dave is working the knight shift again.	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
4755	I’m afraid your request for the day shift has been denied.	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
4756	So.....why are you refusing to wear your armor, Ms. Harmer?	1.1630	0.05190	92	82	5	5
4757	I know the scars are awful after that old lady client attacked you with scratches, and biting. I thought it was surprising she was your mother and tried to scalp you with your own letter opener. The cosmetic surgeon will see you on Tuesday."	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
4758	I guess you heard I have a bowling ball method of maintaining my computer's security.	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
4759	It says here that you list emotional intelligence as a strength?"	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
4760	Ummm...Tom? It appears you've gotten confused again. This is your DAY job...not your knight job.	1.1628	0.04924	86	75	8	3
4761	Ms. Jones. I asked you to bring up the Moat ! Not bring me a Moccha !	1.1628	0.04637	86	74	10	2
4762	Sir, with all due respect, do think you are taking the knight in shining armor analogy a bit too literally?	1.1628	0.04924	86	75	8	3
4763	Getting ready to send that email without my review, aren't you?	1.1628	0.04637	86	74	10	2
4764	Let's be clear. I want this job but you're not my knight in shining armor.	1.1628	0.04924	86	75	8	3
4765	I really don't like working the knight shift!	1.1628	0.04637	86	74	10	2
4766	Knight shift," ha, never heard that one before... what do you want Carol	1.1625	0.04516	80	68	11	1
4767	Open door policy, yes, but I draw the line at transparency, Ms. Roberts.	1.1625	0.04853	80	69	9	2
4768	Didn't you say I was supposed to work the night shift?	1.1625	0.04516	80	70	8	2
4769	The ideal candidate must agree to frequent time-travel.	1.1625	0.04151	80	67	13	0
4770	Do I have to work the knight shift again?	1.1625	0.04853	80	69	9	2
4771	I see you haven't developed a thick enough skin yet."	1.1625	0.04151	80	67	13	0
4772	What do you want me to say, Becca. I didn't READ the job description. I heard "night shift" and made an assumption. Sue me.	1.1625	0.04853	80	69	9	2
4773	Oil can!" I said. I did not authorize the purchase of Canada Oil	1.1625	0.05467	80	71	5	4
4774	I like the extra protection, but this hauberk is really chapping my butt.	1.1625	0.04853	80	69	9	2
4775	Execute immediately: "Every employee must wear protective gear in preparation for the next pandemic. To that end, ..."	1.1625	0.04151	80	67	13	0
4776	I strapped on the old armour to do some account jostling.	1.1625	0.04516	80	68	11	1
4777	Now who would want to read this modern crap?!	1.1625	0.04853	80	69	9	2
4778	What? I was scheduled for the knight shift!	1.1625	0.05169	80	70	7	3
4779	I need you to work the knightshift today.	1.1622	0.04724	74	63	10	1
4780	I applied here for night shift. Little did I know it was a typo.	1.1622	0.04724	74	63	10	1
4781	The shareholders would like to speak with you, Sir.	1.1622	0.05101	74	64	8	2
4782	Did I mention we have a dress code?	1.1622	0.05101	74	64	8	2
4783	Hey man, I'm with you: whoever's stealing lunches should totally be hanged by the neck until dead, sliced from neck to nethers, their entails left to be a feast for crows. Absolutely.	1.1622	0.05101	74	64	8	2
4784	A handkerchief would help but lace panties would be better.	1.1622	0.05451	74	65	6	3
4785	It was joust one of those things”	1.1622	0.04724	74	63	10	1
4786	What do you mean my armor isn't as shiny anymore?	1.1622	0.04724	74	63	10	1
4787	I got it from a great uncle who made it through the 1918 flu.	1.1622	0.05101	74	64	8	2
4788	My parents told me to get a degree so I could meet my knight in shining armor at work.	1.1622	0.05101	74	64	8	2
4789	I thought I understood when you said "Night Work Needed"	1.1622	0.05101	74	64	8	2
4790	So I hear you don’t like working knights?	1.1622	0.04314	74	62	12	0
4791	Apparently, I need some sort of biology degree to identify a damsel in distress.	1.1622	0.04314	74	62	12	0
4792	You have seven slays to respond.	1.1618	0.04963	68	58	9	1
4793	Big Chungus.	1.1618	0.05387	68	59	7	2
4794	I'm sorry -- your resumé only lists day jobs.	1.1618	0.05387	68	59	7	2
4795	HR has requested you take a more state-of-the-art approach to employee evaluations.	1.1618	0.05780	68	60	5	3
4796	Just because I can't drink anything in my armor doesn't mean I don't want Starbucks.	1.1618	0.05387	68	59	7	2
4797	But you said I had to be a knight person if I wanted to work here.	1.1618	0.04499	68	57	11	0
4798	I wear this outfit on my work at home days and want to make sure staff recognizes me from our Zoom calls.	1.1618	0.05780	68	60	5	3
4799	No, we need someone to cover the OVERnight shift.	1.1616	0.04473	99	86	10	3
4800	I'm afraid you'll need something more original than 'you've got mail'	1.1616	0.03986	99	84	14	1
4801	Seriously? I left my LARP early for a meeting about not having too many meetings?	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
4802	They said they had a hard time finding people for the night shift.	1.1613	0.04660	93	81	9	3
4803	You're not wearing your mask!	1.1613	0.04402	93	80	11	2
4804	I just wore a suit when I went to ask for a raise"	1.1613	0.06168	62	55	4	3
4805	I think you misunderstood what the Supervisor role entailed	1.1613	0.04709	62	52	10	0
4806	The email I sent regarding staff meeting had a typo. I meant to say ‘join us’ instead of ‘joust’.	1.1613	0.04660	93	81	9	3
4807	Before reading,my apologies for the tin echo affect.	1.1613	0.04904	93	82	7	4
4808	Sorry, you're not my knight in shining armor.	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
4809	I’m always stuck working the night shift.	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
4810	The knight shift suit you, Percivale.	1.1609	0.04286	87	74	12	1
4811	HR want to talk to you about the optional mask policy.	1.1609	0.04286	87	74	12	1
4812	I thought you discontinued casual Fridays.	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
4813	Some members of our staff are not taking Covid protections seriously. I, however, am not one of them.	1.1609	0.03962	87	73	14	0
4814	Yes, I’m in charge of the night shift.	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
4815	This is not quite what I meant when I asked you to cover the night shift.	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
4816	Computers are a passing fad.	1.1609	0.04870	87	76	8	3
4817	That guy in the window, sir? He's just a hot dog vendor.	1.1605	0.04104	81	68	13	0
4818	Me?... Slay a dragon?... Surely you're jousting!	1.1605	0.05403	81	72	5	4
4819	I see you're working the Knight shift.	1.1605	0.04797	81	70	9	2
4820	Sorry, but JB says the moat is over-budget.	1.1605	0.04797	81	70	9	2
4821	Is this a knightly function?	1.1605	0.05403	81	72	5	4
4822	Oh....and get my horse and lance.	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
4823	cancel my afternoon, lady guinevere is in a mood	1.1605	0.04797	81	70	9	2
4824	So much for shoving the CEO yesterday to get to the elevator, Pamela...she's making me suit up for the month to prove her 'No Jostling' in the workplace!	1.1605	0.05109	81	71	7	3
4825	This isn't what I thought working the night shift was going to be.	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
4826	So can you work knights and weekends?	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
4827	Hi Sarah, I was just going over our latest acid-yield test report.	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
4828	Easy transition from the knight shift?	1.1605	0.05109	81	71	7	3
4829	But do you own a goalie mask? To admin for Mr. Smith you need that and an open mind for open lifestyles.	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
4830	I wanted the cost of a round table, not a table of rounded costs	1.1605	0.05109	81	71	7	3
4831	You will find that we do things a little differently here on knight shift.	1.1605	0.05109	81	71	7	3
4832	I'm sorry... You don't fit in our company culture.	1.1605	0.04104	81	68	13	0
4833	Welcome to Human Resources. How can I help you?	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
4834	Finally, modest yoga gear!	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
4835	King Arthur wants to see you in the round table conference room	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
4836	I'm not your Knight in Shining Armor." No raise.	1.1600	0.05037	75	65	8	2
4837	Your duties will require a lot knights and weekends	1.1600	0.05037	75	67	5	3
4838	I don't think that's going to help with a cyber attack.	1.1600	0.05037	75	65	8	2
4839	I hear your complaint, but I assure you, there is no gate keeping going on here.	1.1600	0.05037	75	65	8	2
4840	Sorry, I can't join the after work jousting tournament today. I didn't bring a change of shoes.	1.1600	0.05383	75	66	6	3
4841	I needed more privacy.	1.1600	0.04665	75	64	10	1
4842	It’s a chastity suit. With the me-two movement, one can’t be too careful	1.1600	0.05383	75	66	6	3
4843	I'm still protecting myself from Covid.	1.1600	0.04665	75	64	10	1
4844	Coffee with two sugars, my knight in shining armour.	1.1600	0.05037	75	65	8	2
4845	Your requisition for armor piercing bullets is denied.	1.1600	0.05037	75	65	8	2
4846	That's not what they meant by a little night work.	1.1600	0.04262	75	63	12	0
4847	I guess you didn’t understand when I asked for my chain mail	1.1600	0.04665	75	64	10	1
4848	I believe in dressing for success.	1.1600	0.04262	75	63	12	0
4849	The only openings we now have available here would be knight shift.	1.1600	0.05037	75	65	8	2
4850	Yes, it's part of our virus protection protocol.	1.1600	0.05037	75	65	8	2
4851	Mama Betty I don't feel our Covid precautions are too drastic!	1.1596	0.04613	94	82	9	3
4852	Well, it's casual Friday!	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
4853	'So this is what you meamt when you said we'd be working night and day.'	1.1594	0.04439	69	58	11	0
4854	I'm planning on taking over the 3rd floor accounting department !	1.1594	0.04896	69	59	9	1
4855	I see you've been at the Renaissance Fair again, sir.	1.1594	0.05700	69	61	5	3
4856	I misunderstood about working nights.	1.1594	0.04896	69	59	9	1
4857	Try to wear your Covid mask every day my dear Mrs. Baynes. Your colleagues are most distracted it seems!"	1.1594	0.05313	69	60	7	2
4858	I thought I'd wear my favorite early Tudor suit for the pop quiz.	1.1594	0.04896	69	59	9	1
4859	It says here you served 15 years in the office of U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders ... So you should fit right in here at Medieval Times!	1.1594	0.04896	69	59	9	1
4860	Your application for knight worker is exemplary.	1.1594	0.04439	69	58	11	0
4861	Actually, we only speculate on derivative futures of slain dragons.	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
4862	The Black Knight has requested your presence on P3.	1.1591	0.04241	88	75	12	1
4863	The king requests your presence. And, no, I'm not jousting.	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
4864	Have you considered updating your windows security, sir	1.1591	0.04818	88	77	8	3
4865	I think that you've forgotten what "casual Friday" means.	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
4866	I have a meeting later with the top brass.	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
4867	Do you have to work on the weak knights?	1.1587	0.05637	63	55	6	2
4868	Trust me, I'm your boss.	1.1585	0.04414	82	70	11	1
4869	How much longer are they keeping you on the knight shift, Lance?	1.1585	0.04414	82	70	11	1
4870	The supply chain issues are really affecting P.P.E.	1.1585	0.05340	82	73	5	4
4871	This gatekeeping internship is unpaid,will that be a problem?	1.1585	0.04743	82	71	9	2
4872	Where did thou learnest to type? At a jousting?	1.1585	0.04743	82	71	9	2
4873	I’m tired of you midieval attitude	1.1585	0.04058	82	69	13	0
4874	Bill, it's actually October 30th today.	1.1585	0.05050	82	72	7	3
4875	What makes you interested in a night job?	1.1585	0.04414	82	70	11	1
4876	They are requesting that a moat be built around the fridge?"	1.1585	0.04743	82	71	9	2
4877	Arthur, I told you masks are no longer required in the office!	1.1579	0.04608	76	65	10	1
4878	Excellent, but next time can you call me Sir?	1.1579	0.04608	76	65	10	1
4879	I'm glad you noticed. I'm taking HR's warning on sexual harassment quite seriously.	1.1579	0.04975	76	66	8	2
4880	Richard, the protection is supposed to be for the computer.	1.1579	0.04608	76	65	10	1
4881	If you want me to work in the office again, it’s going to be on my terms!	1.1579	0.05316	76	67	6	3
4882	Stockholder activism is getting out of hand.	1.1579	0.04608	76	65	10	1
4883	So you are here to "Kill the Messenger" Alright, give it your best shot!	1.1579	0.04608	76	65	10	1
4884	Shall i call for your horse now sir?	1.1579	0.04975	76	66	8	2
4885	I don’t want to be a secretary forever, so I enrolled in the only night school with Thursday classes.	1.1579	0.04211	76	64	12	0
4886	Working knights earn time and a half.	1.1579	0.05316	76	67	6	3
4887	So you’re working the night shift?	1.1579	0.04608	76	65	10	1
4888	A few years on the knight shift and it’s hard to let go.	1.1579	0.04316	95	82	11	2
4889	Has Will Smith left the building?	1.1579	0.05316	76	67	6	3
4890	No more laundry, just polish and shine.	1.1579	0.04608	76	65	10	1
4891	You are old-fashioned, you don't follow new trends. You are fired.	1.1579	0.05636	76	68	4	4
4892	This isn’t what we meant when we hired you for the night shift.	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
4893	Email me my lance, please.	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
4894	Sir, don't you think you' re taking the company mask policy a bit to the extreme?	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
4895	I SEE YOU HAVE YOUR GUARD UP TODAY	1.1571	0.04831	70	60	9	1
4896	I believe you misinterpreted " Working all night.	1.1571	0.05623	70	62	5	3
4897	Good knight, Sir.	1.1571	0.04831	70	60	9	1
4898	Really, Brenda? You need a box of 24 pens? A dozen just won't cut it? We do need to get control on these "ridiculous" office purchases, don't we?	1.1571	0.05623	70	62	5	3
4899	Just tell Will Smith we are prepared to discuss the meaning of chivalry with him today.	1.1571	0.04831	70	60	9	1
4900	Sorry, I checked, there’s no mention of ‘mighty steed’ in the company’s service animal policy.	1.1571	0.04831	70	60	9	1
4901	Yes, I'm like to apply for the night shift position?	1.1571	0.05242	70	61	7	2
4902	Have I ever told you about the time I worked on the Gutenberg Press? Those were the days.	1.1571	0.04831	70	60	9	1
4903	Yes, we're looking for someone to take over the day shift so that I can get back to working knights.	1.1571	0.05242	70	61	7	2
4904	. . . and before you say another word may I remind you I'm very good with a can opener.	1.1571	0.04831	70	60	9	1
4905	I mean it’s good…I’m just more of a Chaucer kind of guy.	1.1571	0.04831	70	60	9	1
4906	Wearing a mask is non-negotiable	1.1571	0.04381	70	59	11	0
4907	So, you've got mail. Big deal!	1.1571	0.04381	70	59	11	0
4908	I see on your resume you don't do windows. The castle doesn't have any.	1.1571	0.04381	70	59	11	0
4909	Says here, your performance review is being held in the Tower."	1.1571	0.04381	70	59	11	0
4910	I'm sorry but requiring you to always work the knight shift is medieval.	1.1571	0.04831	70	60	9	1
4911	Other than having to deal with my long commute, I am glad to be back in the office again.	1.1566	0.04364	83	71	11	1
4912	The Covid crisis is over. You can come out now.	1.1566	0.04992	83	73	7	3
4913	No sir, that's not considered to be an upgraded mask.	1.1566	0.04992	83	73	7	3
4914	Yes Yes, would you like any armor?	1.1566	0.04364	83	71	11	1
4915	Folks think I am too guarded so, HR suggested I try smiling more.	1.1566	0.04689	83	72	9	2
4916	I'm sure your wife had something else in mind when she told you to armor up here.	1.1566	0.04689	83	72	9	2
4917	Sir, I filed that restraining order against Will Smith like you asked. You can take the armour off now.	1.1566	0.04364	83	71	11	1
4918	Arthur said, you slayed last year’s expenses in half.	1.1566	0.04014	83	70	13	0
4919	Sorry, ma’am, we only do tower rescues and joust requests.	1.1566	0.05279	83	74	5	4
4920	Don't worry. Here masking is optional.	1.1566	0.04364	83	71	11	1
4921	Yeah... I was gonna quit, anyway.	1.1562	0.04759	96	85	7	4
4922	If a dragon calls for an appointment tell them I am busy.	1.1562	0.05554	64	56	6	2
4923	Let's just say my boss can get a little moody.	1.1562	0.05088	64	55	8	1
4924	Did you bring the vintage can opener I asked for??	1.1562	0.05554	64	56	6	2
4925	Welcome to the mail room. Did you already hang up your coat?	1.1562	0.05088	64	55	8	1
4926	Your resume states you went to night school. However, the job description requires knight school.	1.1562	0.05554	64	56	6	2
4927	Purchasing has denied your request for a round desk.	1.1562	0.04575	64	54	10	0
4928	Well, I don't polish it as often as I ought to, so technically maybe not...but I'll write this report for you.	1.1558	0.04553	77	66	10	1
4929	I'm so happy to be back in the office working Knights now.	1.1558	0.04914	77	67	8	2
4930	My new armor protects me against COVID, Putin and your bad breath.	1.1558	0.04914	77	67	8	2
4931	He’ll be knight with you.	1.1558	0.04553	77	66	10	1
4932	Is that you Jerome or am I having a nightmare?	1.1558	0.04553	77	66	10	1
4933	I don’t usually work days.	1.1558	0.05250	77	68	6	3
4934	It's just not going to work Sir Greg from accounting. Please pack up your things,take your horse from the garage,return your parking pass,and leave.	1.1558	0.04914	77	67	8	2
4935	It appears I'll have to joust for my round table due to supply chain issues.	1.1558	0.04914	77	67	8	2
4936	Required or not, I insist on wearing a mask.	1.1558	0.04914	77	67	8	2
4937	My lance skills need work	1.1558	0.04553	77	66	10	1
4938	Welcome to the team Sancho!	1.1556	0.04975	90	80	6	4
4939	Do you think the staff will know that it is April Fool's Day today?" Vipin Bery, Toronto vipin.bery@gmail.co	1.1556	0.04975	90	80	6	4
4940	Can you believe it’s less than two weeks until the Renaissance fair?!	1.1549	0.04767	71	61	9	1
4941	How can I possibly be harassing anyone in this garb?	1.1549	0.04325	71	60	11	0
4942	A most noble report - I’m promoting you to Accounting Mage.”	1.1549	0.04325	71	60	11	0
4943	The armor you need when your boss "checks up" on you.	1.1549	0.05899	71	64	3	4
4944	Working until 6:00pm is not the night shift, Larry.	1.1549	0.05548	71	63	5	3
4945	Our loan application process has withstood the test of time	1.1549	0.05172	71	62	7	2
4946	You’re telling me our hiring policies our medieval, I requested a second chair 3 weeks ago.	1.1549	0.04767	71	61	9	1
4947	Ah, you must be the knight security guard. I'm not usually in this early.	1.1549	0.04767	71	61	9	1
4948	This position will require working knights.	1.1549	0.05172	71	62	7	2
4949	Like this, I have a safe space during ‘No Discrimination Week’.	1.1549	0.05548	71	63	5	3
4950	So I guess I’m not getting that promotion.	1.1549	0.04767	71	61	9	1
4951	I see you're ready to battle with the finance department again.	1.1549	0.04767	71	61	9	1
4952	All the king’s horses and all the king’s men will vote on the cute kitty pictures for next month’s issue right after the jousting and witch burning.”	1.1549	0.05172	71	62	7	2
4953	You really went medieval on this memo.	1.1549	0.04767	71	61	9	1
4954	Heavy metal band experience; impressive!	1.1549	0.05548	71	63	5	3
4955	I prefer armour to a mask.	1.1549	0.04767	71	61	9	1
4956	They increased their hourly rate for shining again?	1.1548	0.04936	84	74	7	3
4957	Our couples' website is known for profiling a certain image. Tell the next applicant it is a deal breaker if he does not wear a knight in shining armour costume!	1.1548	0.04936	84	74	7	3
4958	Oh I thought you said knight shift.	1.1548	0.04936	84	74	7	3
4959	I’m starting on the knight shift this week.	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
4960	What we have here is a failure to communicate	1.1548	0.04316	84	72	11	1
4961	Please, don’t worry about shining my armor, it is on Maintenance Department.	1.1548	0.04936	84	74	7	3
4962	Actually it’s a day job.	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
4963	… and bonus checks will be issued this afternoon at 4:59”	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
4964	...and you think this siege definitely could have been an email?	1.1538	0.04855	78	68	8	2
4965	The staff thought you meant 'show your mettle'.	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
4966	Everyone else in the office may go without masks, but I'd rather be safe than sorry!	1.1538	0.04855	78	68	8	2
4967	We appreciate you returning to the office, but you seem ambivalent.	1.1538	0.04112	78	66	12	0
4968	I hear that you are trying to get my room from me! I'll see you up on the roof at 12 noon. You may take your choice of weapon. En garde!	1.1538	0.04399	91	79	10	2
4969	It’s pronounced Ukraine, not, The Ukraine.	1.1538	0.05473	65	57	6	2
4970	Sorry. I thought they said I would report to the Night Editor…my bad	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
4971	Didn’t you hear that Covid is over?	1.1538	0.04498	78	67	10	1
4972	I’ve been challenged to a joust by Roger’s in accounting.	1.1538	0.04855	78	68	8	2
4973	They told me that I had to wear a suit for the boardroom meeting.	1.1538	0.04498	78	67	10	1
4974	Sir, have you ever heard of Kevlar?	1.1538	0.04112	78	66	12	0
4975	Do not go gentle into that good knight	1.1538	0.04112	78	66	12	0
4976	The guy looking in the window made nervous, so I put on my Overarmor!	1.1538	0.05015	65	56	8	1
4977	I have not showered for three days; do not tell upper management.	1.1538	0.04498	78	67	10	1
4978	Ms. Feenster. See from your resume that you write like a woman.	1.1538	0.04112	78	66	12	0
4979	Armor will not help you fight that lawsuit.	1.1538	0.04498	78	67	10	1
4980	Your squire Patsy called; he said he's acquired your required coconuts and arranged the meeting with your loyal knights and their lackeys. Will you be needing anything else, Your Majesty?	1.1538	0.05186	78	69	6	3
4981	Sorry it's taking so long. I'm used to a round table.	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
4982	So, Mr. Rock, I see you are ready to receive Mr. Smith for his apology.	1.1538	0.04855	78	68	8	2
4983	I hope you like working the Knight Shift.	1.1538	0.05186	78	69	6	3
4984	I’m preparing for the flu and cold season.	1.1529	0.03927	85	72	13	0
4985	Human Resources isn't what many of you think of when you visualize 'working with people'.	1.1529	0.03553	85	75	9	1
4986	I need one African and one European swallow.	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
4987	Are you my knight in shining armor? Let me be your liege.	1.1529	0.03927	85	72	13	0
4988	I usnderstand perfectly, sir. I'm shy too.	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
4989	I guess I have been following more stringent COVID protocols.	1.1529	0.04585	85	74	9	2
4990	You know we don’t have to only work nights right.	1.1529	0.04881	85	75	7	3
4991	You know I don’t like to micromanage people’s expense accounts Gavin, but there’s a limit, y’know?	1.1528	0.04706	72	62	9	1
4992	I thought you should know - I am thinking of filing a suit	1.1528	0.05104	72	63	7	2
4993	Make sure that these are sent anonymously.	1.1528	0.04706	72	62	9	1
4994	Oh, lookee, another chain letter to the guy in the chain mail. Ho ho, very funny. Ha ha, it is to laugh.	1.1528	0.05474	72	64	5	3
4995	You're overdressed!	1.1528	0.05821	72	65	3	4
4996	Florence had not responded well to critical feedback in the past.	1.1528	0.05104	72	63	7	2
4997	The other partners have noticed that you're both thin-skinned and rusty.	1.1528	0.04706	72	62	9	1
4998	Only a mask is required to avoid COVID virus infection.	1.1528	0.05474	72	64	5	3
4999	I really got into role playing while working from home. Tell corporate I’ll be back in a suit in a month or so.	1.1528	0.04706	72	62	9	1
5000	I believe Vlad is in town Ms Jones.	1.1528	0.05474	72	64	5	3
5001	Listen, I will get it in by Tuesday without it getting eaten by a dragon.	1.1528	0.05104	72	63	7	2
5002	This is it? Only two damsels in distress requiring our services?	1.1528	0.05104	72	63	7	2
5003	Sir, the HR Department has decided that a suit of armor is too defiant and threatening for office wear.	1.1522	0.04620	92	81	8	3
5004	Are you familiar with our no fault insurance plan?	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
5005	I feel like I'm working day and knight.	1.1519	0.04064	79	67	12	0
5006	I decided to pick up some new skills at knight school.	1.1519	0.04797	79	69	8	2
5007	This is the Knight Desk -- I am not aware of any other department with that name.	1.1519	0.05124	79	70	6	3
5008	The CEO says if you will behave yourself, you can go back to Casual Fridays!	1.1519	0.04445	79	68	10	1
5009	When they asked if I wanted to work the NIGHT shift this isn’t what I had in mind	1.1519	0.04445	79	68	10	1
5010	Hear about the loophole in our company's PPE deduction?	1.1519	0.04797	79	69	8	2
5011	I'm not sure I understand the confusion, during the phone interview I did say you need the ability to work with knights, not evenings.	1.1519	0.04797	79	69	8	2
5012	You’ll hear better if you lose the suit.	1.1519	0.04445	79	68	10	1
5013	What do you think of my dream of starring in a sequel to “The Wizard of Oz”?	1.1519	0.04064	79	67	12	0
5014	I decided to capitalize on my middle name, Gawain. I think I’m finally on to something, don’t you?	1.1519	0.04445	79	68	10	1
5015	It's Casual Friday, not No-Late-Medieval-Armor Friday, Linda.	1.1519	0.05124	79	70	6	3
5016	It says here you’re looking to leave early, which is out of my remit as the knight manager.	1.1519	0.04797	79	69	8	2
5017	I'd ask you to take a letter but your dictation skills are a little rusty.	1.1519	0.04445	79	68	10	1
5018	Should I tell your competitors squire merger or takeover.	1.1515	0.04152	99	86	11	2
5019	You need to have a suit of armour to make it in this job	1.1515	0.03896	99	85	13	1
5020	We must prepare ourselves for a cyberattack.	1.1515	0.04944	66	57	8	1
5021	Will Smith is coming in to pick up his tax return this morning, so I figured I would dress appropriately.	1.1515	0.04447	66	56	10	0
5022	Do you even know the meaning of "Alarm"?	1.1515	0.04944	66	57	8	1
5023	What?!?! Have you forgotten last time...after it rained? It took the Jaws-of-Life to get you out and a month for you to recover!!!	1.1515	0.05811	66	59	4	3
5024	The new Over Armour store is finally open - I’m not convinced they’re going to be as competitive in sportswear as they think	1.1515	0.04447	66	56	10	0
5025	It may seem extreme to you Lilly, but you didn't see Jim's face when then they gave him his notice.	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
5026	Mail call?	1.1512	0.04827	86	76	7	3
5027	The Knights of the Roundtable aren’t happy with your screenplay depicting them as being filthy rich.	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
5028	Lancelot said WHAT at the roundtable?	1.1512	0.04827	86	76	7	3
5029	The prowler only seems to show up during the knight shift.	1.1512	0.05103	86	77	5	4
5030	Health and Safety urged me to wear PPE when seeing dangerous clients.	1.1507	0.05038	73	64	7	2
5031	Oh...you fell for that Casual Tuesdsay thing.	1.1507	0.05038	73	64	7	2
5032	I’m not muted. I know we all feel vulnerable back in but maybe get a mask with ear holes.	1.1507	0.05403	73	65	5	3
5033	I'm sending you back to the mail room.	1.1507	0.05038	73	64	7	2
5034	I only join guillotine leagues.	1.1507	0.05038	73	64	7	2
5035	Sir, I have been double boosted. How can I help?	1.1507	0.04645	73	63	9	1
5036	Perhaps I should have been more clear, Ms. Johnson. We work nights, here.	1.1507	0.04216	73	62	11	0
5037	I'm not Will Smith, Mr. Morris.	1.1507	0.04645	73	63	9	1
5038	Honor is feudal, demand board seats.	1.1507	0.04645	73	63	9	1
5039	Ancestry.com?	1.1507	0.04645	73	63	9	1
5040	Hey, George. We fact-checked your resume, and, unfortunately, no one can verify this whole "slaying a dragon" deal. Sorry, but you've been terminated.	1.1507	0.04216	73	62	11	0
5041	Usually they have me on the night shift.	1.1507	0.04645	73	63	9	1
5042	No ... during my virtual job interview, I asked for a desk with an ancient marbled gloss --- not an ancient armored boss!	1.1507	0.04216	73	62	11	0
5043	Well good night ,good knight	1.1505	0.04573	93	82	8	3
5044	The new form of omicron is particularly aggressive.	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
5045	Well, you did assign me to the knight shift.	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
5046	Please let them know that I no longer attend meetings at round tables.	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
5047	Office politics - I've had enough of it	1.1500	0.04394	80	69	10	1
5048	If your going to be building an empire I think you should wear an empire building outfit	1.1500	0.04394	80	69	10	1
5049	My boyfriend doesn't trust me on k/nights; maybe we could hang out in the broom closet?	1.1500	0.04394	80	69	10	1
5050	I’m Thor. And, yours?	1.1500	0.04394	80	69	10	1
5051	Bureaucracy truly is impenetrable...	1.1500	0.04394	80	69	10	1
5052	Why can't you stop burning the midknight oil?	1.1500	0.04740	80	70	8	2
5053	Should I have worn a face mask?	1.1500	0.04394	80	69	10	1
5054	So I suppose you think it's time we updated our approach to cybersecurity!	1.1500	0.04740	80	70	8	2
5055	I think I'll keep wearing my protective gear after the pandemic is over. It's become a way of life.	1.1500	0.04394	80	69	10	1
5056	I've been very moved by this letter from damsel in distress suffering from alopecia.	1.1500	0.05063	80	71	6	3
5057	I have to downsize the mace manufacturing department later today.	1.1500	0.04394	80	69	10	1
5058	I thought you understood we have to work knights.	1.1500	0.03860	100	86	13	1
5059	Must you be so defensive about these monthly reports?	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
5060	Thought bubble: Are those really words or just mumbo jumbo coming from that shield?	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
5061	Is armor necessary to work here?	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
5062	I need to protect myself and others from this virus	1.1494	0.04486	87	76	9	2
5063	Your resume is iron clad, so you’re hired. Just get measured for armor on your way out.	1.1494	0.04486	87	76	9	2
5064	The dragon cancelled his 2 o’clock - says he has a stomach problem. And I haven’t been able to reach the damsel to confirm her 3 o’clock…	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
5065	No, he needs the contract be ironclad.	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
5066	It may be a dress code violation at the office but I moonlight as a stand-up comic.	1.1493	0.05318	67	59	6	2
5067	I don't wear the metal pants anymore. They itch and little kids walk up and try to oil my armpit and the rust gets in my undies.	1.1493	0.05318	67	59	6	2
5068	Apparently you haven’t heard the Pandemic is over.	1.1493	0.05728	67	60	4	3
5069	Who knew I'd need a knight in shinning armor to get my Jet Blue seat assignment.	1.1493	0.05318	67	59	6	2
5070	Officially I'm Sir Galahad, and I prefer a round desk; but, you may just call me Sir, inspite of this darn desk.	1.1493	0.04875	67	58	8	1
5071	When family night at the Medieval Times falls out on Tax day…	1.1493	0.05318	67	59	6	2
5072	Well your resume is very impressive but we’re not looking for anymore knights of the round table	1.1493	0.04386	67	57	10	0
5073	We are going to promote all of the "Mid-Level" Managers not "Medieval"!	1.1493	0.04875	67	58	8	1
5074	I'll admit it makes drinking coffee tricky, but it's worth it to finally feel safe from crossbow attacks.	1.1493	0.05318	67	59	6	2
5075	This volume of mail really weighs me down!	1.1493	0.04875	67	58	8	1
5076	It's ok, Will Smith cancelled.	1.1493	0.04386	67	57	10	0
5077	Yup. I pulled the knight shift this week.	1.1493	0.05318	67	59	6	2
5078	So this is what the Wizard gave you?	1.1493	0.04386	67	57	10	0
5079	My wife, Sheila, she told if I wanted to get ahead I should go to knight school. So ...	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
5080	How do you like the knight shift?	1.1486	0.04587	74	64	9	1
5081	They always make me work the knight shift.	1.1486	0.04974	74	65	7	2
5082	'Sir Lancelot, isn't your desk a little rectangular?'	1.1486	0.04587	74	64	9	1
5083	On days like this I feel the sword is mightier.	1.1486	0.04587	74	64	9	1
5084	Get it! I'm not interested. As my boss, you're a knightmare!	1.1486	0.04587	74	64	9	1
5085	So you think you can handle the knight shift?	1.1486	0.04974	74	65	7	2
5086	would you lioke some 3 in i oil with your BLT?	1.1486	0.04164	74	63	11	0
5087	They put me on the knight shift again	1.1486	0.05333	74	66	5	3
5088	I just saw this crazy thing on internet explorer	1.1486	0.04974	74	65	7	2
5089	Still wearing your mask, I see.	1.1486	0.04587	74	64	9	1
5090	The night shift has ended, sire.	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
5091	So you'll be responsible for the knight shift...	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
5092	They have me working the knight shift	1.1485	0.04311	101	89	9	3
5093	Yes, but can you work nights.	1.1481	0.03972	81	69	12	0
5094	I joust about done those reports, boss.	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
5095	I’m moving you to the knight shift.	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
5096	There’s great benefits such as, 401K, Medical, and they’re currently paying for me to go to knight school.	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
5097	Business casual is fine, you know.	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
5098	Hey Dave, since when are you working the knight shift?	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
5099	Can I borrow your reading glasses?	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
5100	Don't you usually work the night shift?	1.1481	0.03972	81	69	12	0
5101	Am I expected to work knights?	1.1481	0.04685	81	71	8	2
5102	-You look a bit rusty. Polish?	1.1481	0.04685	81	71	8	2
5103	I'm good.!	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
5104	Mr. Rock, isn’t it a bit early for trying on your outfit for next year’s Academy awards?	1.1481	0.04685	81	71	8	2
5105	I think you misunderstood the night shift position.	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
5106	As your defense counsel, I wouldn't recommend this.	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
5107	Excuse me sir, but I was wondering if I could possibly be transferred to the knight shift.	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
5108	So, here´s the lunch ist. A package of straws, a small oil can, some vaseline. And can you please answer my wifes messages and say that SHE is a medieval nerd as well.	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
5109	Sir, if I wanted to attack you for an insult to my wife, I'd just do it online.	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
5110	I’m hoping you don’t have a complaint as well.	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
5111	I don't usually do this sort of thing, but are you free at 7?	1.1477	0.03804	88	75	13	0
5112	Knight shifts are optional	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
5113	I'm usually on the knight shift	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
5114	But, surely, the dress code doesn't apply to Knights of the Roundtable?!	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
5115	I was just looking at my chain mail.	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
5116	The HR manager finally found the perfect outfit to wear to her job taking employee complaints.	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
5117	If you don’t mind me getting a little personal, Mr. Pearson, you really need to climb out of your shell.	1.1475	0.04578	61	52	9	0
5118	Here's my lunch order; pastrami on rye, extra mustard, and a large can of WD-40.	1.1475	0.05141	61	53	7	1
5119	Why are you dressed as a medieval knight?	1.1475	0.06112	61	55	3	3
5120	I'am presenting at life achievement award tonight	1.1474	0.03951	95	82	12	1
5121	Brad, this place was established in 1692. It doesn't mean we still have to act like it's 1692.	1.1474	0.04225	95	83	10	2
5122	I swear the job listing said this is for the night shift, not the knight shift.	1.1471	0.04807	68	59	8	1
5123	If it's war they want, it's war they are going to get. En garde!	1.1471	0.04807	68	59	8	1
5124	It’s 5 pm. I’m leaving now, see you in the morning. Good Knight!	1.1471	0.04807	68	59	8	1
5125	THIS IS NOT NIGHT COURT	1.1471	0.04807	68	59	8	1
5126	They're talking of amor-get-on.	1.1471	0.04327	68	58	10	0
5127	I know you are scared about the current war, Jim, but you are watching too many documentaries about Middle Ages	1.1471	0.04327	68	58	10	0
5128	Before I agreed to work the night shift I should have asked them to spell it.	1.1471	0.04807	68	59	8	1
5129	Why work a 9-5 when you can work the Knight Shift?	1.1471	0.04327	68	58	10	0
5130	This castle comes with a knight.	1.1467	0.04530	75	65	9	1
5131	Lancealot, face it. Guinevere isn't coming back.	1.1467	0.04911	75	66	7	2
5132	It pays to have thick skin in this job.	1.1467	0.04530	75	65	9	1
5133	I'm doing the rust belt projections today.	1.1467	0.04911	75	66	7	2
5134	I lost my head around here somewhere, so I’m being inconspicuous.	1.1467	0.04530	75	65	9	1
5135	I think you have taken the mail-order concept too literally.	1.1467	0.04113	75	64	11	0
5136	No. I will not call you Sr. de Bergerac!	1.1467	0.04530	75	65	9	1
5137	I think you misunderstood when I said your on-call shift is night and day.	1.1467	0.04911	75	66	7	2
5138	About that disastrous report."	1.1467	0.05265	75	67	5	3
5139	Sire, I understand that you are excited about your recent appointment as CEO of a national pizza chain, but don’t you think this Knights of the Round Table business has gone far enough?	1.1467	0.04113	75	64	11	0
5140	I have a couple of questions. Its the first time I've worked the Knight shift.	1.1467	0.04530	75	65	9	1
5141	Thankyou Miss Jones, these boilerplate clauses are perfect - I feel much safer now	1.1467	0.04530	75	65	9	1
5142	Are you shielding yourself from radiation, or is this a fashion statement?	1.1467	0.04911	75	66	7	2
5143	Wanna grab a coffee after your performance review?	1.1467	0.04530	75	65	9	1
5144	The length of your skirt is becoming a distraction.	1.1467	0.04530	75	65	9	1
5145	while sticks and stones may be ineffective i can still call you racist.	1.1467	0.04911	75	66	7	2
5146	So, milady, no longer fanfold paper for yon printer, nay?	1.1467	0.05265	75	67	5	3
5147	it is newest in ppe	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
5148	Just don't call me Sancho Panza.	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
5149	Please finish your quarterly report before leaving for the insurrection.	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
5150	This office reopening is strange. It feels like I have been gone for years.	1.1463	0.04631	82	72	8	2
5151	You’re taking flu season a little to series	1.1463	0.03927	82	70	12	0
5152	I'm not ready to take off my mask.	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
5153	Dictation may be so last century, but that’s still a bit ahead of me	1.1463	0.04945	82	73	6	3
5154	Are you a chicken or a rooster	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
5155	I’m sorry, at 3 o’clock the Brave Swords will be pressing the finance department’s claim on conference room B. Try the Order of Vengeance downstairs	1.1463	0.04945	82	73	6	3
5156	That meeting could've been a carrier pigeon.	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
5157	I have concerns about the company's competitive moat.	1.1461	0.04673	89	79	7	3
5158	Your the knight in shining armor!	1.1461	0.04673	89	79	7	3
5159	You need to book me a flight to Ukraine.	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
5160	Yes, there is a dress code.	1.1458	0.03912	96	83	12	1
5161	WellHarold It looks like you have all around protection. from 2 pandemics,Covid and Crime.	1.1458	0.03912	96	83	12	1
5162	So that’s what you meant when you said your student loan interest from night school functions as a tax shield.	1.1452	0.05063	62	54	7	1
5163	Unlike some people, I take the pandemic seriously.	1.1452	0.04510	62	53	9	0
5164	It's a complaint, Satterwhite. The staff says you scratch their cups in the breakroom when you practice jousting there.	1.1449	0.04742	69	60	8	1
5165	Thank you, Ms. Habersham. Remember, before you leave tonight, to place the order for chain mail and jousting lances.	1.1449	0.04742	69	60	8	1
5166	Masks are now optional in the office	1.1449	0.05172	69	61	6	2
5167	To avoid confusion, I prefer being referred to as simply: Tank/Tanem/Taneir/Taneirs/Tanself/Tanselves	1.1449	0.04742	69	60	8	1
5168	... so I just do everything by text message.	1.1449	0.04742	69	60	8	1
5169	I don't trust cubicles anymore	1.1449	0.05172	69	61	6	2
5170	When I hired you Lance for the night shift, it wasn't literal!	1.1449	0.05172	69	61	6	2
5171	Now that I’m in charge, I’m thinking of implementing a new dress code.	1.1449	0.04742	69	60	8	1
5172	When did you transfer to complaints, Marvin?	1.1449	0.04269	69	59	10	0
5173	Jousting,of course	1.1449	0.04742	69	60	8	1
5174	I’m pleased to see you’re willing to work knights and weekends.	1.1447	0.04850	76	67	7	2
5175	Consider me the opposite of a knight in shining armor.	1.1447	0.04850	76	67	7	2
5176	Ma'am I cannot work the morning shifts, I am a knight worker	1.1447	0.04850	76	67	7	2
5177	That's not quite what we meant when we said you'd have to work nights.	1.1447	0.04474	76	66	9	1
5178	As someone with an outrageous fortune, you should have nothing to worry about from slings an arrows.	1.1447	0.04474	76	66	9	1
5179	HR says even as a night in shining armor it’s still harassment.	1.1447	0.04850	76	67	7	2
5180	Now, about your raise....	1.1447	0.04474	76	66	9	1
5181	No, I don't think we need to mandate steel-toed shoes for the warehouse associates.	1.1447	0.04850	76	67	7	2
5182	I see that you're an Anti-Vaccinator. Report to he Armory for your uniform.	1.1447	0.04063	76	65	11	0
5183	We are almost bankrupt; so glad I already expensed this armour.	1.1447	0.05199	76	68	5	3
5184	You think the reaction to your quarterly forecast is going to that bad?	1.1447	0.04063	76	65	11	0
5185	Yeah, my boss…. It’s a long story.	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
5186	So what? Yeah, I "literally" iron my suit.	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
5187	The new client waiting says he has been booster.	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
5188	No, no, no, my friend. A stiff upper lip simply means….	1.1446	0.03884	83	71	12	0
5189	Are you one of the Untouchables?	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
5190	But can they work on nights and weekends?	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
5191	‘do you know what ‘brasso’ is ? l d soderlind mpls mn.	1.1446	0.03884	83	71	12	0
5192	Sir, I asked you to work the 'night shift.'	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
5193	In that case, let’s push the duel to Monday so we shall treasure what may be our final Pizza Friday.	1.1444	0.04623	90	80	7	3
5194	Show her in.	1.1444	0.04345	90	79	9	2
5195	Okay, I get it...the Knight shift...right?	1.1444	0.03726	90	77	13	0
5196	A mask, I get. But this is ridiculous!	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
5197	And why are all your tables round?	1.1443	0.03875	97	84	12	1
5198	They did warn me that the CEO is a little old-fashioned.	1.1443	0.04394	97	86	8	3
5199	It’s official, Millie, our new logo is “diversity reigns” Seta Mergeanian Seta.Mergeanian@gmail.com	1.1442	0.04617	104	94	5	5
5200	From now on, you’ll be working days and I’ll be working nights.	1.1429	0.05493	70	63	4	3
5201	I understand you're one of our new night workers.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
5202	This is not the mail that I requested.	1.1429	0.04678	70	61	8	1
5203	Armor is optional if you've had your booster	1.1429	0.04678	70	61	8	1
5204	Mr. Knight, Mr. Rider left a message he will be here to pick you up in K.I.T.T at noon"	1.1429	0.04987	63	55	7	1
5205	Respectfully, boss, just saying that the indoor mask mandates ended last week.	1.1429	0.04014	77	66	11	0
5206	Hey man, it’s your business if you want to wear armor all day and decorate your window sill with decapitated heads…but you don’t even have a chair for interviewees to sit in? That’s just a sign of a disrespectful workplace and toxic office culture.	1.1429	0.05102	70	62	6	2
5207	you're hired! but you can't be my damsel in distress cause I'm gay	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
5208	He wants to know if he should wear a mask.	1.1429	0.03689	91	78	13	0
5209	Do you have today’s list of car warranty calls for me to make?	1.1429	0.04790	77	68	7	2
5210	I'm sorry, Miss Jones, but you have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting.	1.1429	0.05135	77	69	5	3
5211	Haven't you heard we don't have to wear masks anymore.	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
5212	I wouldn’t call 3 years a Radcliffe “Distress”.	1.1429	0.05102	70	62	6	2
5213	Phil, night shift doesn’t start until 8 p.m.	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
5214	Yes masks are optional now, but I'm sticking with my PPE until this new variant has passed.	1.1429	0.04213	70	60	10	0
5215	Forward this memo about our new visor mandate ASAP!	1.1429	0.04014	77	66	11	0
5216	Do you have an iron-clad dress code?	1.1429	0.04987	63	55	7	1
5217	So this is your dating profile and not your resume?	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
5218	I'm sorry but I did tell the employment agency no knight work.	1.1429	0.05102	70	62	6	2
5219	Honestly, it's because you're black.	1.1429	0.05102	70	62	6	2
5220	Can you believe this memo from HR? I was only trying to wake her up...	1.1429	0.05102	70	62	6	2
5221	Barb, I’m issuing you a warning for not wearing your PPE today	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
5222	You promised your LARPing wasn’t going to affect your work.	1.1429	0.03841	84	72	12	0
5223	So, will I be seeing you at the staff joust after work?	1.1429	0.04790	77	68	7	2
5224	I will read this after I go to HR.	1.1429	0.05102	70	62	6	2
5225	We’re now called the “knight shift” at the IT desk. Upper management asked us to hammer home the initiative around the office not to open malicious chain mail	1.1429	0.04014	77	66	11	0
5226	I have an underlying health condition!	1.1429	0.04444	63	54	9	0
5227	It says here I need "shining" armor not just any old armor, so please get the polish ... now!	1.1429	0.05493	70	63	4	3
5228	Welcome to the team. This is what you wear when you meet our customers.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
5229	I assume you're okay with working knights.	1.1429	0.04678	70	61	8	1
5230	Sure, I'll take the jab. But my contract says nothing about 'mandatory rustproofing'!	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
5231	They hired me for the knight shift.	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
5232	So has MY. ROUND TABLE BEEN APPROVED	1.1412	0.03799	85	73	12	0
5233	I think you will really enjoy the knight shift.	1.1412	0.03799	85	73	12	0
5234	how do you feel about working nights?	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
5235	You don't look like the Knight in White Satin!	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
5236	Ralph, we've talked about this. You're not approved for Knight-time hours.	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
5237	Really Mr. Jones, I think you're taking the practice of safe sex too seriously.	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
5238	Sticks and stones......	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
5239	Think of it like an opportunity	1.1410	0.03966	78	67	11	0
5240	I know it has been a tough couple of years, but now, as you’re back to working in-office, you need to follow the dress code. Oh, and that’s not the way to ‘iron’ your clothes.	1.1410	0.04732	78	69	7	2
5241	I need all the COVID protection I can get.	1.1410	0.03966	78	67	11	0
5242	Your resume is a bit lacking in squire experience.	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
5243	Let's settle this account as soon as possible.	1.1410	0.03966	78	67	11	0
5244	Oh and Loretta, don’t forget to renew my insurance.	1.1410	0.03966	78	67	11	0
5245	Guinevere said today is casual Friday.	1.1410	0.05072	78	70	5	3
5246	If you could get me off the knight shift, that would be great.	1.1408	0.04616	71	62	8	1
5247	Are you prepared to work Knights?	1.1408	0.05033	71	63	6	2
5248	Slaying dragons just did put food on the table anymore.	1.1408	0.05033	71	63	6	2
5249	Do you own a horse and lance?	1.1408	0.05033	71	63	6	2
5250	Before i give you off next friday, You will have to work on the other knights.	1.1408	0.04616	71	62	8	1
5251	This script must be in Olde English. I can't see it or read it with this get-up I'm wearing. 1	1.1408	0.04616	71	62	8	1
5252	I got your note to “see me,” but I’m afraid I’m not quite seeing you, sir.	1.1408	0.04158	71	61	10	0
5253	I need a steely disposition for today budget meeting.	1.1408	0.05418	71	64	4	3
5254	It’s a Gary Shteyngart situation.	1.1406	0.05395	64	57	5	2
5255	Well, if you’re not speaking, I must be.	1.1404	0.05838	57	51	4	2
5256	It seems you're taking my analysis a bit defensively!	1.1400	0.04025	100	88	10	2
5257	I’ve become more hardened as H.R. is a veritable battleground for disgruntled employees. Therefore, please disseminate these new Rules of Engagement and I’ll lose this suit of armor.	1.1398	0.04213	93	82	9	2
5258	Do you mind working nights? And, no, I didn't mean it the way you may have thought I may have meant it.	1.1395	0.03758	86	74	12	0
5259	This invoice says “oval,” but I specifically requested a round table.	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
5260	It still wouldn't qualify as an iron-clad excuse for missing a meeting, sir.	1.1395	0.04726	86	77	6	3
5261	The modern office, Miss Gibbs, has been consigned to history.	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
5262	That’s all for for today, Ms. Jones. Have a good knight.	1.1392	0.04314	79	69	9	1
5263	Yes. That is my current resume.	1.1392	0.04314	79	69	9	1
5264	Still homesick for the old castle?	1.1392	0.04314	79	69	9	1
5265	Can you redo this in Old English?	1.1392	0.04314	79	69	9	1
5266	I see you're bucking for a spot in Creative again.	1.1392	0.04675	79	70	7	2
5267	Miss Wetherton, I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go. You're dragon slaying performance this year, has been unacceptable.	1.1392	0.04314	79	69	9	1
5268	I plan to make a knight of it	1.1392	0.03920	79	68	11	0
5269	You're being a little thin-skinned	1.1392	0.03920	79	68	11	0
5270	His majesty sent me on a quest for data-driven solutions.	1.1392	0.04314	79	69	9	1
5271	I thought you said 'night shift'	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
5272	What do you think of my blind hiring process?	1.1389	0.04104	72	62	10	0
5273	You've never heard of a desk knight?	1.1389	0.04556	72	63	8	1
5274	Gun violence is up again.	1.1389	0.04104	72	62	10	0
5275	The work environment isn't really that bad!	1.1389	0.04556	72	63	8	1
5276	I think they meant, "nightly" reports.	1.1389	0.04556	72	63	8	1
5277	This position requires you to work knights.	1.1389	0.04556	72	63	8	1
5278	Look’s like trouble with that damned sword again. This time he’s requisitioning an excavator … whatever that is.	1.1389	0.04556	72	63	8	1
5279	Please inform the office manager I prefer the Knightshift.	1.1389	0.04967	72	64	6	2
5280	It wasn't that I didn't like the round table; I just saw my self as more of a rectangular desk fellow.	1.1389	0.04556	72	63	8	1
5281	Not exactly what the listing meant by full-time night availability.	1.1389	0.04104	72	62	10	0
5282	Can you direct me to the knight of the round table?	1.1385	0.04842	65	57	7	1
5283	Yes, yes, Ms. Sylvester; let's move my battle with Alaric and the Visigoths to when I'm in Rome next month; should be a quick meet-and-greet.	1.1385	0.04842	65	57	7	1
5284	I'm trying to protect myself from hackers	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
5285	This is appropriate attire for the night shift I do not like our corporate look!	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
5286	Joust - not a good idea, Frank.	1.1375	0.03875	80	69	11	0
5287	I am assuming you are taking the knight shift?	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
5288	The market is rough but I'm prepared.	1.1375	0.04620	80	71	7	2
5289	Hey boss, get me some lubrication for the joints and you’ll see my productivity skyrocket.	1.1375	0.03875	80	69	11	0
5290	Teflon and kevlar was taken so I opted for this.	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
5291	Yes I am your knight in shining armor, at your service	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
5292	this is not the kind of suit we meant	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
5293	Common misconception. I wield Excel-ibur.	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
5294	Plants? Dammit, I said lance!	1.1375	0.04950	80	72	5	3
5295	You’re right, it does get a bit heavy, but my “passwords on post-it notes” system is finally operational.	1.1370	0.04497	73	64	8	1
5296	Can I get the exception he has got?	1.1370	0.04902	73	65	6	2
5297	Thank you, Ms. Smith, for this list of freelancers. Now, do we have any oil cans in the office?	1.1370	0.04052	73	63	10	0
5298	So, chivalry is a dead as diversity!	1.1370	0.04497	73	64	8	1
5299	Does the job require that I wear a mask?	1.1370	0.04052	73	63	10	0
5300	Yes….?’	1.1370	0.04497	73	64	8	1
5301	you said to come back at night time but I didn	1.1370	0.05276	73	66	4	3
5302	This really helps me stay anonymous in this bear market	1.1370	0.04902	73	65	6	2
5303	It was a typo- they were told they had to start working knights.	1.1370	0.04497	73	64	8	1
5304	Too many of your CC Cartoon(ist)s are implausibly ridiculous, Not Creative AND UnInspiring! Just because someone can Illustrate -- Does Not make for a fresh concept • Judge those (1st)...	1.1370	0.05276	73	66	4	3
5305	But you were on the no-fly list too.	1.1370	0.04052	73	63	10	0
5306	Your complaint about working nights is noted.	1.1370	0.04052	73	63	10	0
5307	We're hiring white freelancers.	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
5308	Suit up and let’s get started on this chain mail.	1.1368	0.04129	95	84	9	2
5309	And your dragon license please? My boss gets quite cranky if they don’t submit. ?	1.1364	0.04773	66	58	7	1
5310	What is the threat you feel here?	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
5311	I got sick of wearing a mask.	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
5312	Instead of the oval table for todays meeting can you arrange for a round one?	1.1364	0.04257	66	57	9	0
5313	Beist thou a robot or a knight or from a temp agency?	1.1364	0.04773	66	58	7	1
5314	I can't wait to invite you and the family over to see our new moat.	1.1364	0.04257	66	57	9	0
5315	So I see you haven’t met the boss yet…	1.1364	0.03679	88	76	12	0
5316	I hear that suits of armor can ward off the new Covid variant.	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
5317	Quit whining, you wanted the corner turret.	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
5318	I see that your new to the night shift.	1.1358	0.04565	81	72	7	2
5319	The boss wants a nighttime meeting, not a meeting at Ye Olde Knights Club.	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
5320	Ahh yeah Peter,we are going to need you on the knight shift this weekend.	1.1358	0.04565	81	72	7	2
5321	No sweat! The agreement is ironclad.	1.1358	0.03830	81	70	11	0
5322	I misunderstood when they told me I had the night shift.	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
5323	I do have a personal brand, Mr. Knight, Agnes from Legal.	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
5324	'I parked my Horse in Mane Street'	1.1351	0.04440	74	65	8	1
5325	And again. Why would I need a familiarity with a mace and broadsword? And the ability to ride a horse, 24 stories up in the air?	1.1351	0.04440	74	65	8	1
5326	What will you bring to the Round Table, Maid Marian?	1.1351	0.03508	74	65	9	0
5327	You have to dress prepared for battle every day.	1.1351	0.04440	74	65	8	1
5328	It's the new dress code for those who aren't vaccinated.	1.1351	0.05207	74	67	4	3
5329	I thought I told you stop sending chain mail."	1.1351	0.04440	74	65	8	1
5330	new spacesuit design competition for working on the International Space Station until peace in Ukraine	1.1351	0.04440	74	65	8	1
5331	Get back to work Karen and quit hiding behind your suit of complaints.	1.1351	0.04001	74	64	10	0
5332	Not what I pictured when you said the night shift suits you	1.1351	0.04839	74	66	6	2
5333	We're not medieval, but most freelancers still work knights.	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
5334	You’ve taken off your PPE today?	1.1348	0.03641	89	77	12	0
5335	You walk away?” “I walk away.	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
5336	I"m here for the good 'knight' sales event.	1.1348	0.03641	89	77	12	0
5337	Hear me well. Your administrative skills are unparalleled. But javelin! Javelin is the key to your advancement	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
5338	Call my squire and ask him to let me know when the jousting tournament will begin.	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
5339	According to this report, we really need to bulk up on some leafy greens	1.1343	0.04705	67	59	7	1
5340	It seems that even after mandatory microaggression training we all have a bit of work to do.	1.1343	0.04197	67	58	9	0
5341	This looks like a serious situation. Better get Lance.	1.1343	0.04197	67	58	9	0
5342	You got my coffee order right but I didn’t mean that kind of mail .	1.1343	0.05164	67	60	5	2
5343	It’s a common mistake. Jerry is the night manager. His office is across the hall.	1.1343	0.04197	67	58	9	0
5344	I'm your new screen savior, a round table would be nice.	1.1343	0.05164	67	60	5	2
5345	Your complaint about low morale has been heard -- now get back to work!	1.1343	0.05164	67	60	5	2
5346	I might be a little early for my shift as knight auditor.	1.1341	0.03787	82	71	11	0
5347	So,yadda yadda yadda,it did rain and now I can	1.1341	0.04512	82	73	7	2
5348	I thought this was role was for evening hours?	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
5349	I asked for the "Round Table", not the round file!	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
5350	Sir, I will need to come in and clean your area with Armor All wipes shortly, so stay put.	1.1341	0.04512	82	73	7	2
5351	I don't work nights. Stop hinting.	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
5352	Dave realised this wasn't the night shift he had been expecting.	1.1341	0.04835	82	74	5	3
5353	How many formal complaints must I make for my desk to be round, Sheila?	1.1340	0.04048	97	86	9	2
5354	Sorry, not even a knight in a shinning armor can help you ma'am.	1.1333	0.04426	60	52	8	0
5355	Can I just call you Lance?	1.1333	0.04384	75	66	8	1
5356	I'll need long sleeves before the winter jousting season. Can you schedule an appointment with my armorer?	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
5357	Come on Sir-racha it’s lunch, let’s try that new Thai place on 36th street”	1.1333	0.03952	75	65	10	0
5358	I need you to schedule a meeting in the room with the round table	1.1333	0.04384	75	66	8	1
5359	Well...they don't know what future viruses will be like, so...	1.1333	0.03952	75	65	10	0
5360	We'll be working on our knight moves.	1.1333	0.05557	60	54	4	2
5361	You don’t need to wear a mask anymore.	1.1333	0.04777	75	67	6	2
5362	I don't think you correctly understood what being on the 'night shift' meant...but as a supervisor you are entitled to wear what you deem appropriate!	1.1333	0.03952	75	65	10	0
5363	Your software people recommend a hardware store.	1.1333	0.03952	75	65	10	0
5364	I'll fax you her response on Monday.	1.1333	0.04777	75	67	6	2
5365	People are put off by my storied career.	1.1333	0.04384	75	66	8	1
5366	I thought it was casual Freya's Day.	1.1333	0.04384	75	66	8	1
5367	How come you no longer shine?	1.1333	0.04384	75	66	8	1
5368	The bishop says your corporate direction needs a turn toward profitability.	1.1333	0.04777	75	67	6	2
5369	FYI, I am a time traveler	1.1333	0.04777	75	67	6	2
5370	It may be hot but it can repel unkind words!	1.1325	0.04461	83	74	7	2
5371	You'll come on to our medical plan at the start of next month. Why do you ask?	1.1325	0.03744	83	72	11	0
5372	They promoted me to knight manager.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
5373	Is corporate going to do something about the lightbulbs? It's so dark in here I can barely see	1.1325	0.03744	83	72	11	0
5374	So are working the night shift?	1.1325	0.04779	83	75	5	3
5375	How long have you been on the knight shift...?	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
5376	We are revolutionizing the castle-storming space.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
5377	Of course, my liege. Seven copies of this chain mail that includes thy mother’s mince meat pie recipe is a perfect response.”	1.1324	0.04140	68	59	9	0
5378	i'm on knight shift all week.	1.1324	0.04640	68	60	7	1
5379	I scheduled your jousting match for tomorrow at 4 pm.	1.1324	0.04640	68	60	7	1
5380	We getting audited today.	1.1324	0.04640	68	60	7	1
5381	I was told that this would be the knight shift	1.1319	0.03566	91	79	12	0
5382	NO,we will not pay you overtime for Knight work.	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
5383	Sir, aren't overreacting? The war is in the Ukraine - 4,648 miles away.	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
5384	Do you have something urgent to report to me?	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
5385	A medieval problem requires a medieval solution.	1.1316	0.03903	76	66	10	0
5386	When a famous racehorse was named Secretariat,this is not what I had in mind.	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
5387	I used to work for Armour Foods.	1.1316	0.04717	76	68	6	2
5388	This is preposterous! I refuse to interview another lawyer for the esquire position!	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
5389	This memo to all employees reiterates the need to comply with our new dress code.	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
5390	You misunderstood. We wanted you to start working nights.	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
5391	Mr. Collins, one last time so you will understand	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
5392	Next time, could you remember to switch to Olde English font before printing?	1.1316	0.04717	76	68	6	2
5393	About the new mask mandate…	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
5394	So you're willing to work the knight shift?	1.1316	0.03903	76	66	10	0
5395	It may be Casual Friday to you, Ms. Wills, but I must always be armored for what might happen!	1.1316	0.04329	76	67	8	1
5396	Bring me the Knight file and the knight file.	1.1311	0.05470	61	55	4	2
5397	Joust wait a second and I will be right with you.	1.1311	0.05470	61	55	4	2
5398	I prefer to keep my mask on.	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
5399	I don't see any experience in jousting.	1.1310	0.03703	84	73	11	0
5400	Sorry, Ma'am - this is the knight mail room, but you need the night post office.	1.1310	0.03703	84	75	8	1
5401	This is not work for nights.	1.1310	0.03703	84	73	11	0
5402	I’m afraid we’re looking for someone with drawbridge experience	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
5403	When the agency told me Ames Industrials was looking for help on the night shift, I just assumed . . .	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
5404	Mr Gervais, you cant host the Oscars wearing that!	1.1304	0.04576	69	61	7	1
5405	Yeah it might be a little much but I don’t want to upset King Richard.	1.1304	0.04152	92	82	8	2
5406	They can't touch either of us , lynching is now against the law it says. So I guess it's time to lighten up	1.1304	0.04576	69	61	7	1
5407	After hours I am a standup comedian, so this is my new protective outfit.	1.1304	0.04576	69	61	7	1
5408	Sir, I would like to challenge you to a joust to see if I could get that pay raise.	1.1304	0.04576	69	61	7	1
5409	Ok, now I am ready for the stockholders meeting.	1.1304	0.04576	69	61	7	1
5410	It says here that I am no longer eligible for the protected group. They want the armor back!	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
5411	Covid is still out there, ya know.	1.1299	0.04659	77	69	6	2
5412	Your request for the crocodiles has been denied.	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
5413	I specifically asked for a Round Table!	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
5414	Congratulations, we’re bringing you on board. HR will send you the details of your plot and some info on subsistence ag. And I can’t stress this enough—check your email for notifications of harvests and wars. They’re really big on those here.	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
5415	Did you have a rough knight yesterday?	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
5416	My 'back to the office' Covid protocols.	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
5417	When you sit in this chair for 20 years, you develop a thick skin. Or, as in my case, you steal a coat of armor from your old fraternity house.	1.1299	0.04659	77	69	6	2
5418	Are you dressed for casual Friday or just misunderstood that face masks are no longer required?	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
5419	Peepee Poopoo	1.1299	0.04659	77	69	6	2
5420	With a simple typo, Roger misinterpreted the email assigning him to the night shift.	1.1299	0.04659	77	69	6	2
5421	Yy	1.1294	0.04671	85	77	5	3
5422	I am the new Knight Auditor.	1.1294	0.03662	85	74	11	0
5423	Your work with the chain mail group has been impressive.	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
5424	Somehow I thought I’d cope better with my performance review this time, but it still hurts just as bad.	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
5425	You asked for help to make it through the night?	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
5426	I'm glad to see you used my chainmail guy.	1.1294	0.03662	85	74	11	0
5427	Smith has apologized.	1.1290	0.04292	62	54	8	0
5428	According to HR it is cheaper than firing him.	1.1290	0.03495	93	81	12	0
5429	Your application requires some jousting to qualify.	1.1286	0.04514	70	62	7	1
5430	I was sent by the Knights Temp-lar agency. Why?	1.1286	0.04514	70	62	7	1
5431	So I can see from your resume that you do have experience working with kindergarteners?	1.1286	0.04952	70	63	5	2
5432	It is virus proof - both cyber and COVID	1.1286	0.04514	70	62	7	1
5433	I’m Sandy from HR. You probably know that the risk of getting COVID is way down. Any chance you’d consider dialing it back to a face mask?	1.1286	0.04030	70	61	9	0
5434	I see you’ve taken the knight shift.	1.1286	0.04514	70	62	7	1
5435	This will be my uniform now.	1.1286	0.04514	70	62	7	1
5436	No! I will not pick you up. I thought the job was for the night shift but alas !	1.1286	0.04952	70	63	5	2
5437	Have you reviewed our policy on working nights?	1.1286	0.04030	70	61	9	0
5438	His Highness Jeff Bozos has ordered that all union sympathizers be executed before another successful peasant uprising occurs.	1.1286	0.04952	70	63	5	2
5439	Sir, we abolished dress down Friday last Spring.	1.1286	0.04514	70	62	7	1
5440	Which email? Oh, "Re: moat work?"	1.1286	0.04514	70	62	7	1
5441	Don Quijote at your service	1.1286	0.04030	70	61	9	0
5442	I'm ready for that hard-hitting interview now, Ms. Jones.	1.1282	0.04602	78	70	6	2
5443	¿the real boss!	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
5444	I'm just taking reasonable precautions. Okay?	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
5445	Sir, your keyboard was melted down so that you would no longer be setting COVID policy	1.1282	0.04602	78	70	6	2
5446	#notmetoo	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
5447	Thanks for this chain letter, but what I had actually requested was chain mail	1.1282	0.03810	78	68	10	0
5448	This may not be what the Marketing Dept. had in mind when they made you head of chain mail, sir.	1.1282	0.04602	78	70	6	2
5449	Yes, chivalry is back!	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
5450	I can't believe the drawbridges are on backorder, Ms. Jones. Please contact the Supply King customer service hotline ASAP.	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
5451	They say you should dress for the job you want. But after SIX YEARS, I'm still stuck here in Accounts Receivable.	1.1282	0.04224	78	69	8	1
5452	Yes, sir, the maître d' does understand the table reservation is from ‘C’est Moi’, but the best they can do on short notice is a round tablecloth.	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
5453	Hi Marjorie. Are you jousting after work?	1.1279	0.04312	86	77	7	2
5454	Do you have a horse?	1.1279	0.04312	86	77	7	2
5455	What the...?!?!	1.1277	0.03777	94	83	10	1
5456	Well it’s your fault! You entered me into the ‘ Cuirass for the Straight Boss’ program	1.1277	0.04068	94	84	8	2
5457	The hinge oil is on back order, but I can get you a nice Merlot right away.	1.1270	0.05303	63	57	4	2
5458	I understood I’d be working At night not with a knight.	1.1270	0.05303	63	57	4	2
5459	You'll replace me in curriculum.	1.1270	0.04796	63	56	6	1
5460	Nice spreadsheets. Wanna joust?	1.1270	0.05303	63	57	4	2
5461	Okay, Cyrano, come in from that ledge. It's almost lunch	1.1268	0.03977	71	62	9	0
5462	Is the other Mr Metalman in?	1.1268	0.04885	71	64	5	2
5463	OK Stella,send in my ex-wife.	1.1268	0.04885	71	64	5	2
5464	When I asked if you worked nights, this isn't what I meant.	1.1268	0.04454	71	63	7	1
5465	I need you to work a late knight.	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
5466	And this is why I never needed the vaccine.	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
5467	And it's crazy because even after the wife castrated him he still wouldn't give a name. Some real OG shit. Anyway what's this say again? Can't see shit in this thing.	1.1266	0.04546	79	71	6	2
5468	When they said to take this cup of mead back to the complaint department, I thought the boys in sales were kidding...	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
5469	You must be our new knight shift hire.	1.1264	0.04265	87	78	7	2
5470	Not your first knight shift, is it?	1.1264	0.03584	87	76	11	0
5471	You know I can't fly. It's that whole vaccination thing ...	1.1250	0.05136	56	50	5	1
5472	Yes, I am - but only for the job...	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
5473	This is not what I meant when I said you'd be working nights!	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
5474	Good question, long story. In a nutshell, the last guy I told a joke to slapped me pretty hard, so I wear this protective armor when I feel my comedic impulses rising.	1.1250	0.03721	80	70	10	0
5475	Mr Knight, are you the replacement for Ms Robot?	1.1250	0.03721	80	70	10	0
5476	Do we have a washroom on this floor?	1.1250	0.04492	80	72	6	2
5477	Sir, I know how hard it is to get thru to you, but this needs more than passing glance thru armor!	1.1250	0.04725	64	57	6	1
5478	A round table for the conference room in NOT in this year's budget.	1.1250	0.03925	72	63	9	0
5479	Just because you’re on the night shift doesn’t mean you can use my desk.	1.1250	0.04820	72	65	5	2
5480	I'm going to have to ask you to work the knight shift again.	1.1250	0.04492	80	72	6	2
5481	Bethel, we're firing you for being a liberal	1.1250	0.04820	72	65	5	2
5482	The report says that I am asexual but I won't date.	1.1250	0.04831	80	73	4	3
5483	Your 4 o'clock joust is here.	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
5484	Sorry. I only work nights, not with them.	1.1250	0.04725	64	57	6	1
5485	I understand that you're immunocompromised, but management feels this might be overkill.	1.1250	0.03925	72	63	9	0
5486	Looks like my enemy is not the Lance, but the Battle-Axe.	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
5487	Sorry, yes, I take my privacy seriously	1.1250	0.04725	64	57	6	1
5488	Golden Parachute" was not an option during the downsizing	1.1236	0.03508	89	78	11	0
5489	Sir, that's not quite the way to fight COVID.	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
5490	I see HR approved your request to work the night shift.	1.1236	0.03508	89	78	11	0
5491	I don't think this post, covid office attire is going to work	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
5492	I told you winter is coming	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
5493	Yeah yeah you're hired. Have a good time. The armor? I'm wearing that because..... Will Smith works here!!!! Hahaha!!!! Boooooom!!!! Just happened!!!	1.1235	0.04438	81	73	6	2
5494	Is it already time for the knight shift?	1.1235	0.04438	81	73	6	2
5495	Janice, you told me we were stating on a corporate ethics crusade today. Can you please not throw around terms you don't mean?	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
5496	When you can talk, let me know if you’ve ordered my bullet-proof armor vest.	1.1235	0.04438	81	73	6	2
5497	Didn't you hear? Masking is now optional!	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
5498	You want me to work what shift?	1.1235	0.03678	81	71	10	0
5499	But, sir, must we always be on a war footing? You do know we are protected by the electronic moat called the caller phone menu, don't you?	1.1235	0.03678	81	73	7	1
5500	We're sick of your histrionics and victimization claims. You're fired.	1.1233	0.04756	73	66	5	2
5501	… because it gives me greater protection than a mask!	1.1233	0.03875	73	64	9	0
5502	It's a combination of covid protection and time travel.	1.1233	0.04338	73	65	7	1
5503	Would you believe my previous employer only had one table for the lot of us?	1.1233	0.04338	73	65	7	1
5504	It says here you were a guest on the Joe Rogan Experience. Which studio?	1.1233	0.04338	73	65	7	1
5505	Our office pandemic safety rules strike me as positively medieval.	1.1233	0.04338	73	65	7	1
5506	Sorry I’m off duty right now	1.1233	0.03875	73	64	9	0
5507	Does this mean I have to wear a mask???	1.1233	0.03875	73	64	9	0
5508	Will there be anything else before I leave, Mr. Knight?	1.1233	0.04338	73	65	7	1
5509	The position was for nights,not knights.	1.1231	0.04107	65	57	8	0
5510	It's an ironclad contract, as you wished.	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
5511	It's a fun hobby, but I'm glad I co-majored in finance	1.1222	0.04129	90	81	7	2
5512	Susan, can we reschedule that 1 o'clock Teams meeting? I've got to joust our competitor at noon today.	1.1222	0.03472	90	79	11	0
5513	I did my own research and this is by far the best option.	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
5514	Galahad can’t make your 1 o’clock. Shall we try to fit in Geraint before your 3 p.m. with Percival?	1.1220	0.03636	82	72	10	0
5515	I do this to attract chicks	1.1216	0.04282	74	66	7	1
5516	HR has rejected your "Jousting Wednesdays" proposal.	1.1216	0.03825	74	65	9	0
5517	I'm under strict orders not to wake the dragon.	1.1216	0.03825	74	65	9	0
5518	You were hardheaded about this, it was supposed to be an ironclad deal.	1.1216	0.03825	74	65	9	0
5519	This was not what I expected when I volunteered for the night shift.	1.1216	0.04695	74	67	5	2
5520	So you're telling me dragons are airborne?	1.1216	0.05074	74	68	3	3
5521	Trump orchestrated the hit.	1.1212	0.04048	66	58	8	0
5522	I thought you said there was another variant.	1.1212	0.04588	66	59	6	1
5523	I am not a complex person.	1.1212	0.04048	66	58	8	0
5524	If you don’t have thick skin around here, I suggest armor.	1.1212	0.05071	66	60	4	2
5525	They’re moving you to the night shift.	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
5526	i misunderstood "night" for "knight".	1.1205	0.04336	83	75	6	2
5527	MARCIA, YOU 'RE REPORT IS FULL OF OMISSIONS.	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
5528	This multi factor authentication is getting out of hand.	1.1205	0.03595	83	75	7	1
5529	I see your daze has turned into a knight.	1.1205	0.04336	83	75	6	2
5530	The young me never would've believed I'd end up like this.	1.1205	0.04662	83	76	4	3
5531	It was one silly little ‘GI Jane’ joke, and honestly, I don’t underst…oh sorry, how many words did you say you can type per minute?	1.1200	0.04228	75	67	7	1
5532	That’s not what I meant when I asked you to “overnight” the Wilkins contract !	1.1200	0.03778	75	66	9	0
5533	Didn't you hear?...no more masks.	1.1200	0.03778	75	66	9	0
5534	Since when is Sir considered a pronoun?	1.1200	0.04634	75	68	5	2
5535	Wonderful NIGHT wouldn't you agree.	1.1196	0.04043	92	83	7	2
5536	I'm sorry, but we hired you to do the "night" shift.	1.1194	0.03991	67	59	8	0
5537	Yes, I heard you were transferred to NIGHT work	1.1190	0.04286	84	76	6	2
5538	No, I don't see anyone at either window.	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
5539	I thought it was just a typo when it said you work nights.	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
5540	Johnson, that’s not what they meant when they said to use mask precautions in the office.	1.1190	0.03555	84	74	10	0
5541	Oh great, policy will longer be decided by jousting to replaced by axe-throwing on Thursdays in conference 3B.	1.1190	0.03555	84	74	10	0
5542	Yes,but masks are now optional.	1.1186	0.04886	59	53	5	1
5543	Morning Dave, I see you're planning on attending the after-work joust.	1.1184	0.03731	76	67	9	0
5544	Could you share with me how you feel about the militant faction of the Black Lives Matter movement?	1.1184	0.04175	76	68	7	1
5545	We're still being very Covid cautious..."	1.1184	0.04576	76	69	5	2
5546	Hard bubble?	1.1184	0.04175	76	68	7	1
5547	A Knight of the Round Table in a Connecticut Insurance Company	1.1184	0.04944	76	70	3	3
5548	Sorry, it's 2052 now and non-binary BIPOC isn't going to cut it in this department anymore.	1.1184	0.04576	76	69	5	2
5549	Seriously, a knight in shining armor, that's so 40's!	1.1184	0.04175	76	68	7	1
5550	Its the ultimate Covid protection outfit.	1.1184	0.03731	76	67	9	0
5551	Will I get the promotion for head secretary?!	1.1184	0.04576	76	69	5	2
5552	It's been a long knight...	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
5553	Yes, I get it. The Oscars joke which I wrote got you slapped by Will Smith.	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
5554	I'm tired of telegraphing my reaction to your work, since I'm told I don't have a "poker face"	1.1176	0.04556	85	78	4	3
5555	I’m afraid you’re just too far behind on your two halves of a coconut payments.	1.1176	0.04459	68	61	6	1
5556	Look, lady, we skip the rose ceremony. I just need your damsel in distress prior experience. - Dorri Olds	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
5557	You've come to the KNIGHT place!	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
5558	I don't want to work knights	1.1176	0.04459	68	61	6	1
5559	Sorry, the ad said we were looking for someone to do knight work.	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
5560	Believe me, I know. To succeed in this world you need a thick skin.	1.1176	0.04459	68	61	6	1
5561	Welcome to 'Roundtable.'	1.1176	0.04459	68	61	6	1
5562	I take it the “full suit of armor mandate” is actually not a thing?	1.1176	0.04459	68	61	6	1
5563	Before we go over your annual review. I need you to get the can opener.	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
5564	Sorry, Guinevere, Arthur hates your idea of a round dining room table	1.1176	0.03936	68	60	8	0
5565	No, I'm not your knight in shining armor.	1.1176	0.04459	68	61	6	1
5566	The round table got downsized to a hoop, so I got bumped over here !	1.1169	0.04519	77	70	5	2
5567	Have my steed sent round, but as damsels go she doesn't seem to be in much distress	1.1169	0.04123	77	69	7	1
5568	I believe I'm the only one who got submitted the new dress code information.	1.1169	0.03685	77	68	9	0
5569	Let's see...Hmmm...9am breakfast meeting, 11am finance, 1pm Joust, 4pm Round Table Pizza...Got it!	1.1169	0.04123	77	69	7	1
5570	Dear! What we meant at the interview was night shift.	1.1169	0.03685	77	68	9	0
5571	Welcome to the team, Ms Peabody. I’ve been assigned to be your advizor	1.1169	0.04123	77	69	7	1
5572	Insensitive? Moi?	1.1169	0.04123	77	69	7	1
5573	I assume the boss won't know me.	1.1169	0.04123	77	69	7	1
5574	We offer accident forgiveness. The enemy does not.	1.1169	0.03685	77	68	9	0
5575	Lemme guess… You’re the ‘knight shift’?	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
5576	I just wanted to tell you that we appreciate everything you've done for us but...you're fired!	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
5577	It's just the new uniform...safety regulations.	1.1159	0.04397	69	62	6	1
5578	So you’re saying there’s no budget for armor shining?	1.1159	0.03882	69	61	8	0
5579	This position requires a lot of knight shifts.	1.1159	0.04397	69	62	6	1
5580	A little moisturizer will really help your rough skin	1.1159	0.04858	69	63	4	2
5581	Is this the first time you've been invited to a Round Table Meeting?	1.1159	0.04397	69	62	6	1
5582	No thank you, I already have more chain mail than I need.	1.1159	0.04397	69	62	6	1
5583	I can tell you're new to the night shift.	1.1154	0.03641	78	69	9	0
5584	'Of course I'll also 'honor' the new contracts'	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
5585	Well,firefighter and superhero was out this week.	1.1154	0.03641	78	69	9	0
5586	As a result of your multiple violent outbreaks against your supervisors, we’re going to have to let you go.	1.1154	0.04463	78	71	5	2
5587	I see that our quarterly report is going to be one "Battle Royale."	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
5588	Birthed en dissitto castle. (Bu - Odditto neuv grande ERECTIONes en dissitto castle!!) (Under thee: uno neuv ANIMALitto en costumeitto??) Whatfore thy costumeitto?? thou bathe? Duo feet weaponones?? (Ah, una soft papyrus ... for thou ASS-ITTO??)	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
5589	Once more unto the photo-copier!	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
5590	Oh. I thought you said I was going to be working the NIGHT shift.	1.1154	0.03641	78	69	9	0
5591	It's ok I guess...but a true gendarme would be wearing bronze...not iron.	1.1154	0.03641	78	69	9	0
5592	I adopted this dress code during my last job in an HR department.	1.1149	0.03808	87	78	8	1
5593	Is this a costume party? I was planing to get a job today.	1.1146	0.03268	96	85	11	0
5594	If we could require players to rent oddly-olored saddle shoes, this idea could rake in millions!	1.1143	0.04791	70	64	4	2
5595	I understand Diane, but this is becoming knightly.	1.1143	0.04337	70	63	6	1
5596	What makes you think i haven't read your memo?	1.1143	0.03830	70	62	8	0
5597	Sorry, Ma'am, it was not me. The robot caller did it. Now if I can just have a minute to review your warrantee claim...	1.1143	0.03830	70	62	8	0
5598	I understand the urgency, but I am just not ready to make a snap judgement!	1.1143	0.03830	70	62	8	0
5599	What do you mean you can’t work nights?”	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
5600	Do you work knights?	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
5601	I traded in my round table for the office desk.	1.1139	0.03597	79	70	9	0
5602	I see you're working the knight shift again.	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
5603	Delores, I love you, but your hair is kinky.	1.1139	0.04408	79	72	5	2
5604	For the million dollar price tag I was hoping for a moat and a 3 car drawbridge	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
5605	You’re supposed to be working the night shift.	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
5606	Do you want the round conference table?	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
5607	This liability report is woefully incomplete.	1.1136	0.04099	88	80	6	2
5608	Excuse me , I used to sit there . Are you the new redundancy counsellor?	1.1127	0.04279	71	64	6	1
5609	No, as you can see on my resume, I've never jousted."	1.1127	0.03779	71	63	8	0
5610	It’s the new Planned Parenthood uniform. Gets the message across don’t you think?	1.1127	0.04279	71	64	6	1
5611	Hope you have a good knight.	1.1127	0.03779	71	63	8	0
5612	I've got a meeting with Will Smith after lunch.	1.1125	0.03975	80	72	7	1
5613	the agency sent for a knight in shining armor	1.1125	0.03555	80	71	9	0
5614	What time are you expecting the pilgrims to wander in? And Gloria, why are you dressed so strangely?	1.1125	0.03975	80	72	7	1
5615	Yes, I said, you'd have to work some n-i-g-h-t-s.	1.1111	0.03514	81	72	9	0
5616	Good Knight, Ma’am!	1.1111	0.04222	72	65	6	1
5617	'It says here that you found a chink in my armor and no, it has nothing to do with my prostate surgery!"	1.1111	0.03514	81	72	9	0
5618	Working some knight is required	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
5619	Since they ordered all of us back to the office, I'm playing it safe	1.1111	0.03484	99	89	9	1
5620	They offered me 20% more if I took the knight shift.	1.1111	0.04222	72	65	6	1
5621	I can hire you IF you do knight work.	1.1111	0.03730	72	64	8	0
5622	Your video conference has been moved up.	1.1111	0.03730	72	64	8	0
5623	Your round table is still stuck at the port.	1.1100	0.03145	100	89	11	0
5624	It read Night Out!	1.1100	0.04239	100	93	3	4
5625	Can I leave if the boss plans to work all night?	1.1099	0.03297	91	81	10	0
5626	Really, this couldn't wait until after the knight shift?	1.1098	0.04253	82	75	5	2
5627	I know you all think I'm over-reacting. But as far as I'm concerned, one can't be too careful.	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
5628	Your resume looks great. When can you spar…I mean start?	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
5629	You can be maskless now sir.	1.1096	0.04600	73	67	4	2
5630	I feel safer now.	1.1096	0.03681	73	65	8	0
5631	Sorry, I'm just filling in. The day guy called in sick.	1.1096	0.04166	73	66	6	1
5632	The stockholders meeting will just have to wait. I’ve got a joust at 3.	1.1096	0.03681	73	65	8	0
5633	They say another COVID variant is around the corner, and I'll be damned if I go back to working remotely.	1.1096	0.03681	73	65	8	0
5634	Don’t worry. I won’t slap you. Insult me all you want. I’m not influenced by public media.	1.1094	0.04519	64	58	5	1
5635	This is unreadable!	1.1091	0.04973	55	50	4	1
5636	'I'm sorry Mrs Ramirez but a comment like "nice beaver" will not be tolerated around here'	1.1087	0.03263	92	82	10	0
5637	In order to mminimize harassment claims, our new policiy is to ask if you cam work evenings and weekends.	1.1084	0.03434	83	74	9	0
5638	You're on desk duty until we can clear you from the knight brutality case.	1.1084	0.03434	83	74	9	0
5639	I think we have a misunderstanding. I said "would you care to grab a lance with me, not lunch".	1.1084	0.03434	83	74	9	0
5640	We’ve cut down on microaggressions, but macroaggressions are through the roof.	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
5641	Why do we need two-step verification? My security plan is working fine.	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
5642	Yes, they hired me to work the knight shift.	1.1081	0.04540	74	68	4	2
5643	Yes, you are in the right place. This is the final armour-clad contract checking department."	1.1081	0.03634	74	66	8	0
5644	At this company we pride ourselves in impartiality with respect to employee reviews.” Robert Weingast Manhattan, New Yor	1.1081	0.04112	74	67	6	1
5645	In this office, this IS casual Friday!”	1.1077	0.04963	65	60	3	2
5646	Looks like we will have to pull another all nighter"	1.1077	0.03875	65	58	7	0
5647	I think you are taking protecting yourself way too seriously	1.1071	0.04171	56	50	6	0
5648	Have you listed your next of kin? Bob Yanike, Fremont, Nebraska bdyanike57@gmail.com	1.1071	0.03794	84	76	7	1
5649	Gather the knights around the table,we need to do something about this paper!	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
5650	Uuuuhhhmumbleuuhhdiversityuuhhlleey	1.1067	0.04482	75	69	4	2
5651	Really Lance? You were supposed to have the estimates on the drawbridge completed last week!	1.1061	0.04387	66	60	5	1
5652	Sir, what time will you be jousting ?	1.1061	0.03819	66	59	7	0
5653	Though I appear to be, in this woke society, I can not be your "Knight in shining armor".	1.1061	0.03819	66	59	7	0
5654	Around here we take Covid 19 with full body protection. Looking at you, I doubt there is a fit.	1.1061	0.03819	66	59	7	0
5655	You know Ms. Stoffelmeyer, going to that sensitivity training workshop you sent me to really has changed my life.	1.1061	0.03819	66	59	7	0
5656	Don’t tell me. This online friend wants a Night in shining armor?	1.1059	0.03357	85	76	9	0
5657	Such a nice surprise to see you again Ms. Higgins. The employment agency had told me that you were no longer available to work knights.	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
5658	We hired you as a mail sorter, not a mail wearer.	1.1059	0.03357	85	76	9	0
5659	John,when you started this job I told you that you would be working some nights on top of your days. I think you may have misunderstood me...	1.1053	0.04805	57	52	4	1
5660	Yes, in my interview, I said I'm open to working nights.	1.1053	0.04008	76	69	6	1
5661	You are a good Manageress and I have been warned you pull no punches Miss Mz Mrs Leftty.	1.1053	0.03501	95	86	8	1
5662	We've kept all our Covid protections in place, but you may have to do a few knight shifts.	1.1053	0.03544	76	68	8	0
5663	If he wants to be interviewed for the job he has to wear the proper outfit.	1.1053	0.04805	57	52	4	1
5664	No, I won’t call you “Tonto”!	1.1047	0.03709	86	78	7	1
5665	I meant firmWARE upgrade	1.1045	0.04324	67	61	5	1
5666	You know mask's are optional.	1.1045	0.03765	67	60	7	0
5667	So you're willing to transfer to the Knight shift?	1.1045	0.04324	67	61	5	1
5668	Maud, as your Editor here at KnightLife.romcom, I implore you to meet me on the battlements tonight to review this manuscript.	1.1045	0.03765	67	60	7	0
5669	I expect you to be on the job, day or night.	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
5670	Does my table LOOK round? You want the guys over in the conference room.	1.1039	0.03500	77	69	8	0
5671	Taking extra precautions for your quarterly review.	1.1039	0.03500	77	69	8	0
5672	Have you worked the knight shift before?	1.1034	0.04725	58	53	4	1
5673	I think a mask is sufficient.	1.1034	0.03284	87	78	9	0
5674	Knight shift... Can't avoid it forever.	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
5675	Now that I've been promoted to vice president, I want this silly, little desk replaced by a large round table. Then I want the staff to be fitted for suits of armor. Odds bodkins, it's a new day at ye old Round Table Pizza Corporate Headquarters!	1.1034	0.03284	87	78	9	0
5676	Your resume says "allergic to metal." That would be a problem as my replacement.	1.1029	0.03713	68	61	7	0
5677	You are right; black as night might be misunderstood.	1.1029	0.04750	68	63	3	2
5678	Yes,I am ready to work the night shift.	1.1029	0.03713	68	61	7	0
5679	It's a cosplay of someone who took risks.	1.1029	0.04263	68	62	5	1
5680	Internal office squabbles are not what you think	1.1029	0.03713	68	61	7	0
5681	What difference does it make if I'm a King from Los Angeles?	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
5682	No oil available for your stupid costume or for anything else. Good luck trying to get out of that getup before the boss gets back.	1.1023	0.03972	88	81	5	2
5683	Inflation hit the castle hard, huh?	1.1017	0.04647	59	54	4	1
5684	I’m the Knight shift supervisor	1.1014	0.04203	69	63	5	1
5685	Alas,there is no union,however,we do offer a very competitive life insurance package!	1.1014	0.04203	69	63	5	1
5686	I'm sorry,Mr. President,but dress up day as your favorite Game of Thrones character was last Friday. This picture is going directly to CEO.com in light of a toxic workplace and environment. Sorry,not sorry.	1.1014	0.03661	69	62	7	0
5687	Yes, I am the new night worker.	1.1014	0.03661	69	62	7	0
5688	Mr. Gordon, have considered the possibility that you're just not cut out for the job of HR Director?	1.1013	0.03416	79	71	8	0
5689	There you are,my knight in shining armor,ready to slay the corporate dragons . But first,Have you been vaccinated yet?	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
5690	Mr. Smith, did you misunderstand when we said "night" manager?	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
5691	May I run a few of these talking points by you? Our round table meeting will be starting soon.	1.1000	0.03906	60	54	6	0
5692	That`s not sex feet.	1.1000	0.03375	80	72	8	0
5693	I’m not a knight person.	1.1000	0.03612	70	63	7	0
5694	And which planet is this for?	1.1000	0.04145	70	64	5	1
5695	I mainly work on the "emotional rescue" side of the business.	1.1000	0.04210	80	74	4	2
5696	I'm done for the day. Good Knight, Bob!	1.1000	0.04145	70	64	5	1
5697	-He really wants all his assistants knighted?	1.1000	0.05153	60	56	2	2
5698	His Majesty has issued a Hybrid Decree: two days working from home, two days in the dungeon	1.1000	0.03612	70	63	7	0
5699	We're out of jousting sticks	1.1000	0.03375	80	72	8	0
5700	The proposal is not the problem. The CFO wants to know that you’ll bend the knee.	1.1000	0.03551	90	82	7	1
5701	Oh, this? It's just a precautionary measure to try and keep us all safe. See, the noise prevents sleeping on the job.	1.0986	0.04555	71	66	3	2
5702	I've worked for this firm for thirty years, given the best of my crusading years, and this is the thanks I get? You'll be hearing from my jurisconsult.	1.0986	0.03563	71	64	7	0
5703	Are you able to do knight shifts?	1.0986	0.04089	71	65	5	1
5704	That guy to my left? Have him armored, mailed, and equined by 1 p.m.	1.0972	0.04493	72	67	3	2
5705	You can't be too safe with all these covid variants now that we're back in the office.	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
5706	Doctor, I am the Great Clown Pagliacci.	1.0972	0.04034	72	66	5	1
5707	You’ll just have to learn to joust.	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
5708	You may be protected from lances but we still need your status report.	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
5709	I know you don't like retinal scan but you can keep coming in the service entrance	1.0964	0.03259	83	75	8	0
5710	I see my Lady has found thy grande grail.	1.0959	0.03981	73	67	5	1
5711	Don't you think you're carrying your concern about data protection a little too far?	1.0959	0.03470	73	66	7	0
5712	His lack of emotional intelligence will not peirce my skin today.	1.0959	0.03470	73	66	7	0
5713	This pandemic is getting to me	1.0952	0.03222	84	76	8	0
5714	My God! Can you believe how much moat maintenance has skyrocketed.	1.0952	0.04361	63	58	4	1
5715	What do you mean when you said "good night"?	1.0952	0.03222	84	76	8	0
5716	So, that's a 'No' on the Knightly Knews Column, and a big fat 'No' on going with you to the Joust Fest. And stop asking me to call you Sir Jerry.	1.0946	0.03425	74	67	7	0
5717	Nice work Bronwyn! Set up the round table to present it." Heidi Roe, Myrtle Point, O	1.0946	0.03425	74	67	7	0
5718	Swing by and get some 'Armor-Shine'? Sir, don't you think you're asking a bit much of your secretary?	1.0946	0.03425	74	67	7	0
5719	Please have fresh coffee and donuts. The General will be here any minute.	1.0946	0.03425	74	67	7	0
5720	Shouldn't you be under a palm tree on a tiny desert island?	1.0938	0.03672	64	58	6	0
5721	I am going to wait a few more days before I believe that.	1.0938	0.04295	64	59	4	1
5722	I told you this job requires travel of all my vassals, if the king calls for a crusade.	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
5723	Taking COVID precautions to the next level	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
5724	Listen I wanted to speak to you because I get it. Sometimes it seems like I have a wall of armor around me.	1.0926	0.03982	54	49	5	0
5725	I’m still protecting myself because Covid restrictions are down.	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
5726	Your brother’s on line 2, Thomas. It’s about your wife. There was an accident. I’m so sorry, Thomas…	1.0921	0.03829	76	70	5	1
5727	HR has asked me to help you better prepare for working this project’s nightshifts.	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
5728	Fear of covid?	1.0909	0.03566	66	60	6	0
5729	I think Sheila knows about us. That bitch is going to take me for everything I have. I’ll never see my kids again	1.0909	0.03780	77	71	5	1
5730	Don't get your chain mail in a bunch, but I need you to work late tonight.	1.0909	0.03780	77	71	5	1
5731	May I speak with your boss, sir...?	1.0909	0.04169	66	61	4	1
5732	Three hundred dollars to repair a leg on my Round Table seems exorbitant.	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
5733	So, when your partner mentioned armour did they by any chance also say the word perfume?	1.0909	0.04169	66	61	4	1
5734	I fell off my horse so I'm on modified duty." "I noticed that...and you prefer the 'Knight Shift'...Why the outfit?" "The boss said she wanted to 'sit on my face'...	1.0909	0.03480	88	81	6	1
5735	1) last question... are you allergic to any known metals? 2) obviously, we don't discriminate based on gender, sex, religion, blah blah blah!	1.0909	0.03298	77	70	7	0
5736	Because a rectilinear table is more space efficient than a round table, that's why!	1.0897	0.03734	78	72	5	1
5737	Your favorite album is "Rust Never Sleeps"?	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
5738	That's not what HR meant when they said that the covid jab was mandatory.	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
5739	I hear a near variant is on the horizon!	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
5740	Just wanted to say I know we've been bombarded lately and we really appreciate you working knights	1.0896	0.03515	67	61	6	0
5741	In a cost-cutting move, Amazon selected one of its 'Alexas in Uniform' to be the new receptionist.	1.0886	0.03688	79	73	5	1
5742	I heard you are the new Director of Employee Morale and Productivity.	1.0886	0.03688	79	73	5	1
5743	The company shouldn’t have to pay business expenses for every damsel in distress you save from a dragon. Aren’t their fathers kings, for heaven’s sake? Don’t they have their own castles? Do they have to go to every comedy club?	1.0886	0.03688	79	73	5	1
5744	I wear this so they don't know two of us work here now.	1.0886	0.03218	79	72	7	0
5745	You are applying to the knight shift, Ms Brown?	1.0875	0.04054	80	75	3	2
5746	Our policy is 'masks optional' so don't let my choice intimidate you.	1.0875	0.04054	80	75	3	2
5747	The face is index of the mind. I chose to hide everything for good.	1.0870	0.03992	69	64	4	1
5748	Miss Elliott again this is not a phase, when the heathens are here you will thank me for being prepared.	1.0870	0.03417	69	63	6	0
5749	Send this upstairs to the Roundtable and could you maybe find me a lighter N95?	1.0870	0.03417	69	63	6	0
5750	Well I certainly didn't wear a purple dinosaur costume when I was doing my research for the story on kids' tv shows.	1.0864	0.03599	81	75	5	1
5751	I"ts okay to defend yourself , but I also know the real you.	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
5752	I thought PPEs were no longer required. David E. Stein, Boston, MA	1.0833	0.03474	84	78	5	1
5753	Now, how do you feel about working Knights?	1.0833	0.03034	84	77	7	0
5754	They said someone here might be infected and we should wear protective gear.	1.0833	0.04312	60	56	3	1
5755	Let's wrap this up I'm late for the board meeting.	1.0822	0.03779	73	68	4	1
5756	No, I trust my partners more than anyone in the world.	1.0822	0.03237	73	67	6	0
5757	Oh, you said "Night Shift"!	1.0805	0.02933	87	80	7	0
5758	Mr. Hafeez’s half ass attempt to make me talk isn’t working.	1.0805	0.02933	87	80	7	0
5759	These data suggest we are gaining on Under Armour.	1.0800	0.03681	75	70	4	1
5760	It’s my costume for my stand-up routine this year at the Renaissance Festival.	1.0800	0.03681	75	70	4	1
5761	I’m sorry can you speak up, I’m hard of hearing.	1.0800	0.03154	75	69	6	0
5762	Does this mean you're ok working nights?	1.0795	0.03321	88	82	5	1
5763	I have a lot of issues at TSA Pre, can we do something about that?	1.0794	0.03433	63	58	5	0
5764	Miss Day, I'm the new graveyard shift guy. By the way, did you know there's a song about us?	1.0789	0.03634	76	71	4	1
5765	I’m afraid your working knights for time-and-a-half all month will get you little more than a heavy-metal record, Mr. E!	1.0789	0.03634	76	71	4	1
5766	So moat it be…	1.0769	0.03037	78	72	6	0
5767	I have been placed HERE to protect all the women in the secretary pool!	1.0769	0.03988	65	61	3	1
5768	Sorry to interrupt your coffee break, Michelle, but you have been terminated.	1.0769	0.03543	78	73	4	1
5769	The job opening is for the knight shift... with a 'k'.	1.0759	0.03000	79	73	6	0
5770	Sir,the CDC has lifted the mask mandate	1.0759	0.03499	79	74	4	1
5771	Let’s call it a night, for we rise at dawn.	1.0758	0.03929	66	62	3	1
5772	Surely you joust...we're not in a Medieval pandemic, are we??	1.0753	0.02751	93	86	7	0
5773	that steely demeanor is going to work around here" Bob Greene 917.696.6823 bob@contourventures.co	1.0753	0.03147	93	87	5	1
5774	So, you'd like to work the knight shift, huh?	1.0750	0.03456	80	75	4	1
5775	He may have been a rampant misogynist with a history of intimate physical abuse, but to her, he was a night in shining armor.	1.0735	0.03189	68	63	5	0
5776	What? I thought you wanted me to test it out.	1.0735	0.03189	68	63	5	0
5777	I really appreciate you finally doing your job.	1.0735	0.03189	68	63	5	0
5778	Your psychiatrist has been chainmailing you all day. She says you need to duel with your issues.	1.0735	0.03189	68	63	5	0
5779	And you said she’s willing to work the knight shift?	1.0735	0.03189	68	63	5	0
5780	Are you sure you want to joust with me?	1.0732	0.02894	82	76	6	0
5781	Perhaps if she’d some armer people would feel more comfortable approaching you.	1.0725	0.03144	69	64	5	0
5782	I love casual Fridays.	1.0714	0.03100	70	65	5	0
5783	Tell our cavalry to be ready, we may get into the war anytime soon. being ready means suiting the armour at all time sir?	1.0682	0.02702	88	82	6	0
5784	I APOLOGIZE I THOUGHT COVID RESTRICTIONS HAD BEEN LIFTED.	1.0658	0.03421	76	72	3	1
5785	Did you say Round Table Pizza?	1.0656	0.03196	61	57	4	0
5786	No, I asked you to work this week at night, not as a knight.”	1.0641	0.02791	78	73	5	0
5787	No, we don't need anyone to work 'nights.' The ad was to work 'for knights.'	1.0633	0.02757	79	74	5	0
5788	Unless you can work nights, you'll have to clean out your desk	1.0625	0.02723	80	75	5	0
5789	Sorry, it's a new HR fad - to conduct standing performance reviews.	1.0617	0.02691	81	76	5	0
5790	War two + Peace fifty - Equals= Worl disaster< Everyone	1.0588	0.02875	68	64	4	0
5791	My first job in Hollywood was helping Will Smith bleach a racing stripe on his penis.	1.0575	0.02510	87	82	5	0
5792	The King wants you back on night shift!	1.0563	0.03409	71	68	2	1
5793	Owe, I'm sorry. When you said "diversify" this is what I thought you had in mind.	1.0500	0.02837	60	57	3	0
5794	It's a tax-deductible business expense.	1.0455	0.02584	66	63	3	0
5795	Ah... In the old days, all disputes were dealt with by duels, not a single filed complaint made.	1.0417	0.02372	72	69	3	0

Contest #797

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