Contest #796


Cartoon

796

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Turns out they only check to see if you return the shoes.”
  2. “The downstairs neighbors? What is it this time?”
  3. “Or we could get a burglar alarm.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-03-27T19:55:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-04-10T19:56:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-04-04T19:56:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued April 11, 2022
Number of captions 5604
Number of responses 660223
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Turns out they only check to see if you return the shoes. 1.8993 0.01117 5462 2164 1684 1614
1 Apparently the floors are so thin you can hear a pin drop. 1.8117 0.01585 2507 1070 839 598
2 I think we need a longer apartment. 1.7925 0.01632 2236 946 808 482
3 That drummer downstairs doesn't know who he's messing with. 1.7890 0.01076 5450 2417 1766 1267
4 Exactly how many times did you hit “add to cart”? 1.7866 0.01185 4513 2015 1446 1052
5 Lots of people have unusual hobbies. The guy downstairs enjoys thumping on his ceiling with a broom. 1.7780 0.01215 4397 2022 1329 1046
6 Oh, but you’re allowed to have a closet full of shoes?! 1.7704 0.01345 3432 1550 1120 762
7 What did the neighbors want? 1.7694 0.01274 3920 1802 1220 898
8 Define obsession. 1.7686 0.01609 2325 1031 801 493
9 So can we finally agree the floor is level? 1.7621 0.02261 1177 527 403 247
10 I think it worked. They turned down their stereo. 1.7615 0.01216 4013 1782 1406 825
11 The bowling alley said I could work from home today. 1.7606 0.01205 4215 1914 1396 905
12 As long as the downstairs neighbour still has that yappy dog, that's how long. 1.7566 0.01545 2605 1204 831 570
13 My bowling league went remote last week 1.7549 0.01363 3219 1454 1100 665
14 I can't focus with that lady downstairs banging on her ceiling. 1.7371 0.01679 2096 967 713 416
15 No. I said we need some heavy duty bowls and a rolling pin 1.7351 0.01615 2310 1083 756 471
16 The downstairs neighbors? What is it this time? 1.7339 0.01280 3732 1770 1185 777
17 I think we're finally going to meet our downstairs neighbors. 1.7311 0.01747 1826 820 677 329
18 I asked the alley if I could work from home today. 1.7250 0.01771 1833 848 641 344
19 If this doesn't break our lease, I don't have any better ideas! 1.7240 0.01285 3569 1680 1194 695
20 I was hoping to score tonight. 1.7201 0.01892 1697 819 534 344
21 A spare room means different things to different people. 1.7190 0.01553 2288 1043 845 400
22 Apparently, this is the spare room. 1.7135 0.01327 3257 1534 1122 601
23 So, the bowling alley manager really let you work from home? 1.6990 0.01486 2585 1244 875 466
24 I see you’ve escalated the war with the downstairs neighbors. 1.6986 0.02302 1065 509 368 188
25 Okay, you win…I should have let you do the gift registry. 1.6943 0.01428 2921 1453 908 560
26 Take what you want, but I'm keeping my balls. 1.6841 0.01763 1915 968 584 363
27 I thought you said you wanted to try games in the bedroom 1.6823 0.02017 1322 632 478 212
28 I thought you were keeping score. 1.6760 0.01457 2988 1588 780 620
29 I have no interest in bowling. I just hate the guy downstairs. 1.6740 0.01415 2767 1364 941 462
30 At least we can wear our own shoes. 1.6718 0.02021 1289 620 472 197
31 This isn't what I had in mind when I suggested setting up a spare room. 1.6700 0.01583 2185 1077 752 356
32 Did I wake you?" 1.6678 0.01962 1424 705 487 232
33 Wouldn't it be easier to just install an alarm system? 1.6647 0.01661 2010 1007 670 333
34 I think they finally moved out, so we can stop now. 1.6603 0.02558 839 421 282 136
35 Yet somehow I always remember to return the shoes. 1.6522 0.02987 670 357 189 124
36 Ask yourself if it sparks joy. 1.6503 0.01981 1524 815 427 282
37 When you said you live an alley, I just thought you were homeless. 1.6496 0.01708 1821 914 631 276
38 I couldn’t just leave them all in he gutter. 1.6466 0.01782 1729 888 564 277
39 I found them in the alley by the gutter. 1.6440 0.02674 809 429 239 141
40 Okay, maybe it would've been easier to ask them to turn down their music. 1.6414 0.02123 1149 577 407 165
41 I'm here about the spare room. 1.6411 0.01819 1563 785 554 224
42 It’s one of the only things the co-op rules do not forbid. 1.6390 0.01902 1482 761 495 226
43 I got free shipping. 1.6355 0.02453 897 465 294 138
44 I'm beginning to miss their Lego phase. 1.6340 0.02792 735 394 216 125
45 It’s just not as much fun at home. 1.6253 0.02063 1241 647 412 182
46 Maybe we should switch to board games. 1.6243 0.01997 1227 617 454 156
47 They're all spares. 1.6241 0.02116 1160 601 394 165
48 You could hear a pin drop in this place. 1.6219 0.02150 1185 633 367 185
49 Do you really think our downstairs neighbors can hear every pin drop? 1.6180 0.02328 1123 638 276 209
50 They’re organizing a strike 1.6159 0.02284 1117 622 302 193
51 First, you need to get your mind out of the gutter. 1.6148 0.02215 1111 599 341 171
52 Or we could get a burglar alarm. 1.6082 0.02342 998 545 299 154
53 You win, we can get the pool table 1.6065 0.03147 521 277 172 72
54 The first step is admitting you have a problem. 1.6058 0.02297 992 532 319 141
55 Honest, I had no idea they did this if left alone. 1.6044 0.02404 948 521 281 146
56 I want to bowl you over,but I think you just want to pin me down. 1.6022 0.02439 910 499 274 137
57 It’s over, Susan. Pack your balls and get out. 1.5998 0.02474 887 489 264 134
58 I love that you get me, Barbara. 1.5989 0.02388 875 464 298 113
59 We should've gone with the Peloton. 1.5982 0.02441 871 471 279 121
60 OK, YOU try turning off my subscription to dailybowlingball.com 1.5979 0.02528 863 481 248 134
61 Yeah, would you believe I got all this for just a couch, two chairs, and some occasional tables? 1.5967 0.02453 858 464 276 118
62 But do they bring you joy? 1.5958 0.02535 851 474 247 130
63 This isn't what you meant by a super bowl party? 1.5942 0.02612 855 493 216 146
64 I did promise the downstairs neighbors I would stop tap dancing 1.5938 0.02414 864 464 287 113
65 If the neighbors call again about the noise, tell them it is so quiet in here you can hear a pin drop 1.5935 0.02565 834 467 239 128
66 I never thought you'd have the balls to do it. 1.5923 0.02644 807 459 218 130
67 Maybe it's time we cancelled the auto-subscription. 1.5914 0.02585 810 452 237 121
68 But I got free shipping! 1.5912 0.02505 795 427 266 102
69 Rent is $3500, a month. Shoes are $2, extra. 1.5879 0.02585 796 443 238 115
70 That'll teach them to play country at 4 am. 1.5878 0.02577 769 420 246 103
71 Can you believe someone just left them in the alley? 1.5875 0.02517 829 459 253 117
72 The first step, I think, is admitting that we have a problem. 1.5871 0.02666 758 425 221 112
73 Why can't we just do "rock, paper, scissors"? 1.5846 0.02553 739 395 256 88
74 Our downstairs neighbor had a suggestion where we should put them. 1.5839 0.02751 733 419 200 114
75 I like to challenge my Roomba. 1.5828 0.02766 719 410 199 110
76 I thought you said you had a spare bedroom and a striking view… 1.5824 0.02761 716 407 201 108
77 This explains your ugly shoes. 1.5809 0.02805 742 437 179 126
78 When the trombone starts up again, we roll. 1.5778 0.02876 713 424 166 123
79 I think I should stick with tennis balls until I get this juggling down. 1.5776 0.02744 715 407 203 105
80 We should have bought the ping pong table. 1.5755 0.02652 662 354 235 73
81 So what? The guy in 4G plays a trumpet. 1.5753 0.02680 664 359 228 77
82 You’ll always be my bowling trophy wife. 1.5731 0.02805 698 404 188 106
83 It was cheaper than a Peloton 1.5729 0.02736 686 385 209 92
84 I'm guessing the McDowds last one more week, then we can have the two story condo we've always wanted. 1.5716 0.02897 656 381 174 100
85 Maybe we should read the directions 1.5698 0.02850 623 349 193 81
86 Apparently, you sent the bowling league registration form to the bridal registry webpage. 1.5696 0.02890 718 436 155 127
87 You know honey, we will need to go out again at some point 1.5691 0.02761 622 339 212 71
88 I don't question your fantasies. 1.5664 0.02983 602 348 167 87
89 It's just a little roll play. 1.5664 0.03019 602 352 159 91
90 The Johnsons still won't move out. 1.5663 0.02859 618 348 190 80
91 Do you think they moved yet? 1.5650 0.02953 600 344 173 83
92 No, it’s not the same as me having a coin collection. 1.5641 0.02963 585 333 174 78
93 Well I like it and I’m not shaving it off 1.5641 0.03209 585 359 122 104
94 So this is the Spare room? 1.5606 0.02868 644 374 179 91
95 I’m sorry… What part of “ballroom” didn’t you understand? 1.5603 0.02985 564 320 172 72
96 I joined a zoom bowling league 1.5558 0.03195 538 320 137 81
97 You got some balls, Henry.” 1.5554 0.03169 560 337 135 88
98 It's so quiet, you could hear a pin drop. 1.5550 0.02914 609 353 174 82
99 We’ve got to stop meeting like this. 1.5540 0.03217 556 339 126 91
100 ‘Look what someone left in the alley!’ 1.5526 0.03134 532 311 148 73
101 We’re gonna need a longer hallway. 1.5521 0.02982 576 334 166 76
102 Well, it is the spare room after all. 1.5520 0.02889 587 334 182 71
103 So if instead the funeral home went bankrupt would you buy all the coffins if they were 80% off? 1.5514 0.03020 564 328 161 75
104 I just called Amazon; the alley should be here by Tuesday. 1.5492 0.03114 508 291 155 62
105 Well what was I suppose to do? The local bowling alley is closing down and they were practically giving this stuff away. 1.5478 0.03142 502 289 151 62
106 The realtor said the spare room was striking 1.5453 0.03114 519 302 151 66
107 I keep forgetting to cancel the subscription. 1.5447 0.03281 492 293 130 69
108 Wait ‘til you see the shoes. 1.5414 0.03139 495 286 150 59
109 This explains all the shoes in your closet. 1.5412 0.03364 486 296 117 73
110 The ad said, "apartment with room to spare." 1.5394 0.03037 545 320 156 69
111 The listing read “spare room”. 1.5389 0.03306 475 283 128 64
112 This oughta make that baby downstairs think twice before crying again. 1.5378 0.03315 463 274 129 60
113 But didn’t you say an apartment with a spare room? 1.5376 0.03092 519 304 151 64
114 It started with just stealing ashtrays & glasses from the Bowling Alley .... 1.5368 0.03183 475 275 145 55
115 What? I thought you agreed to a super bowl party! 1.5356 0.03201 463 267 144 52
116 It seemed more like art in the gallery. 1.5349 0.03386 458 276 119 63
117 The agent did say this place was right up our alley. 1.5349 0.03125 501 293 148 60
118 I want to clean it up but my fingers are stuck. 1.5318 0.03294 440 256 134 50
119 Can we go back to stealing plates and forks from restaurants now? 1.5316 0.03496 427 258 111 58
120 You were right. We should’ve bought a pool table. 1.5297 0.03241 438 252 140 46
121 I thought you said you wanted an apartment with a spare room. 1.5277 0.03224 470 278 136 56
122 Now we can compete with the shooting range downstairs. 1.5273 0.03371 421 247 126 48
123 This must be the spare room. 1.5267 0.03340 469 286 119 64
124 300 points is a perfect game, bonus points if the downstairs neighbor offers to sell his condo to us below market 1.5254 0.03571 413 253 103 57
125 This is not the split I wanted to talk to you about today. 1.5246 0.03320 427 250 130 47
126 The decor is fine. It's the changing my shoes that I don't like. 1.5237 0.03460 401 237 118 46
127 So you think this is why they keep banging on the ceiling? 1.5235 0.03392 426 254 121 51
128 I found them all in the gutter. 1.5224 0.03398 425 254 120 51
129 Can you believe the apartment below us is up for rent again? That's the third time this year! 1.5223 0.03529 404 244 109 51
130 At least I’m trying to find things we can do together 1.5217 0.03256 414 237 138 39
131 What was wrong with an exercise bike? 1.5158 0.03290 444 266 127 51
132 It turns out there's no work from home option for professional bowlers. 1.5140 0.03513 393 237 110 46
133 Of course everything is fine. Why do you ask? 1.5135 0.03554 370 220 110 40
134 It's payback for when their dog barks. 1.5132 0.03558 378 227 108 43
135 We need a narrower apartment. 1.5130 0.03587 423 268 93 62
136 The band downstairs started this war. We’re finishing it. 1.5109 0.03523 413 256 103 54
137 You think if we keep on dropping these we'll get the three bedroom condo downstairs? 1.5105 0.03550 382 231 107 44
138 No, I said I wanted a pinball machine. 1.5104 0.03575 384 234 104 46
139 Here's the real puzzler: Why are we still renting shoes? 1.5086 0.03593 405 254 96 55
140 What’s the woman downstairs complaining about today? 1.5081 0.03581 372 225 105 42
141 They did say this was a spare room. 1.5063 0.03595 397 248 97 52
142 I stand corrected, the floor is level. 1.5052 0.03709 386 245 87 54
143 I just assumed the alley was included. 1.5045 0.03843 333 205 88 40
144 The talks have broken down. A strike is inevitable." 1.5042 0.03792 355 222 87 46
145 On the plus side, the hardwood floors are nice. 1.5015 0.03402 343 196 122 25
146 Maybe you should stay in your own lane. 1.5013 0.03808 373 240 79 54
147 No I didn't steal them. I found them... in an alley. 1.5013 0.03770 373 238 83 52
148 There's a game here somewhere, we just have to figure it out. 1.5000 0.03343 390 231 123 36
149 The alley has us working from home. 1.5000 0.03779 346 215 89 42
150 What about if we get a pool table instead? 1.4986 0.03462 365 217 114 34
151 It’s nice to finally have a spare bedroom. 1.4986 0.03723 353 219 92 42
152 It's no use. They still won't cancel the timeshare. 1.4986 0.03863 349 222 80 47
153 I really think we need a different therapist. 1.4973 0.03686 366 229 92 45
154 Look what I found in the alley. 1.4973 0.03576 364 222 103 39
155 If this doesn't get our downstairs neighbor to move out, I don't know what will. 1.4941 0.03777 338 210 89 39
156 I told you not to use the 3D printer while I am at work! 1.4939 0.03934 328 208 78 42
157 I don't see why my collection should threaten yours. 1.4938 0.03965 322 204 77 41
158 Those people in 3C complain about everything. 1.4935 0.03843 310 189 89 32
159 I said “Rolling Pin” you idiot! 1.4935 0.03943 308 191 82 35
160 Can you believe I found all of this just lying in the gutter? 1.4924 0.03883 331 209 81 41
161 When you asked me to come upstairs and help polish your balls, I thought it was an innuendo. 1.4924 0.03995 329 212 72 45
162 This was listed as a spare room on Zillow. 1.4922 0.03850 321 199 86 36
163 Explain to me again how this is better than a Peloton. 1.4909 0.03714 328 200 95 33
164 Would it be mansplaining to say you don’t understand bowling 1.4892 0.03730 323 197 94 32
165 Do you ever get the feeling that your life is a New Yorker cartoon, waiting for a caption? 1.4890 0.03919 364 242 66 56
166 I think you must have misunderstood...I wanted a pinball room. 1.4881 0.03698 336 207 94 35
167 We’ll call it AirBnBowl 1.4876 0.03712 322 196 95 31
168 The people below us just offered to buy us out. 1.4869 0.03848 343 220 79 44
169 who knew bowling balls could mate? 1.4861 0.04144 288 183 70 35
170 Are we bad upstairs neighbors? 1.4861 0.03704 323 197 95 31
171 You heard a pin drop? 1.4847 0.03855 326 206 82 38
172 It’s my spare room. 1.4838 0.03915 308 193 81 34
173 Next time I order the ballpoint pens 1.4831 0.03839 325 205 83 37
174 I figured this would be right up your alley..... 1.4830 0.03597 352 218 98 36
175 I'm bowling from home. 1.4829 0.03772 321 199 89 33
176 This would be more fun at night when the downstairs neighbors are fast asleep. 1.4826 0.03934 288 177 83 28
177 There’s the question of the windows. 1.4816 0.03927 326 210 75 41
178 Worst Wedding Registry fail, ever! 1.4814 0.03988 322 209 71 42
179 I think we should find a different sex therapist 1.4806 0.04155 310 205 61 44
180 They looked really small on Amazon! 1.4804 0.03933 306 193 79 34
181 It‘s personalized - each ball has its own PIN 1.4790 0.04045 286 180 75 31
182 They were buy one get one. 1.4778 0.03985 270 165 81 24
183 I couldn't leave them in the alley. 1.4771 0.03540 327 197 104 26
184 The listing did mention a spare bedroom. 1.4769 0.03841 281 170 88 23
185 This whole “work from home” thing doesn’t work so well when you’re a pinsetter. 1.4760 0.04110 271 170 73 28
186 Let's see what the Roomba does with THIS. 1.4757 0.04084 288 184 71 33
187 There’s still room to spare. 1.4740 0.03993 308 199 72 37
188 The guy on Craigslist said this would be right up our alley. 1.4730 0.03796 315 198 85 32
189 They did say the apartment had access through the alley... 1.4728 0.03867 313 199 80 34
190 I said, stay in your own lane! 1.4728 0.03732 313 194 90 29
191 I guess technically they didn’t specify what it came fully furnished with. 1.4722 0.04023 288 183 74 31
192 Who knew learning to juggle would be so hard. 1.4720 0.04285 250 158 66 26
193 Revenge is a dish best served loud. 1.4713 0.04438 244 157 59 28
194 I’m starting to feel like we didn’t think this through. 1.4710 0.03955 259 157 82 20
195 As an art piece, I feel it lacks movement. 1.4704 0.03972 287 181 77 29
196 I just can’t juggle a relationship right now. 1.4702 0.03800 302 188 86 28
197 Thanks for helping me move. The condo board is forcing me out. Some people are so inconsiderate. 1.4694 0.03991 294 188 74 32
198 Well,at least we've got a spare. 1.4694 0.03813 294 182 86 26
199 It's been so long. Is it ten pins and one ball or tens balls and one pin? 1.4692 0.04128 260 163 72 25
200 Sorry! I didn’t know you could hear it downstairs. 1.4692 0.04011 292 187 73 32
201 I couldnt just leave them in the gutter 1.4681 0.04022 282 179 74 29
202 I said pinball machine. 1.4679 0.04210 265 170 66 29
203 They were having a sale. 1.4672 0.04108 274 175 70 29
204 I told you this split would be complicated for me. 1.4665 0.03785 313 198 84 31
205 In all fairness, the Realtor did say this place would be right up our alley. 1.4662 0.03969 281 177 77 27
206 This made sense last night. 1.4656 0.03922 262 160 82 20
207 What did you think I meant when I said I wanted a spare room? 1.4656 0.03854 320 207 77 36
208 I dunno. I just started taking some, and, then, I had a collection. 1.4655 0.03786 290 179 87 24
209 Do you think maybe you could start picking up more of your spares? 1.4655 0.03998 275 173 76 26
210 We need to talk about eBay, Wendy. 1.4634 0.03877 287 180 81 26
211 The bowling alley charged me $20 for a double whiskey so I stuck these in my pants on the way out. 1.4632 0.04414 272 184 50 38
212 I like rock paper scissors better. 1.4613 0.04005 271 171 75 25
213 But it looked cool at MoMA 1.4610 0.04195 269 175 64 30
214 Can we keep them ? I just couldn't leave them in the gutter. 1.4607 0.04135 280 183 65 32
215 Maybe my therapist just meant it as a metaphor? 1.4599 0.04330 237 151 63 23
216 A traditional burglar alarm would be easier, no? 1.4597 0.04492 248 165 52 31
217 It’s the one thing I couldn’t get comfortable doing in public again. 1.4592 0.04255 233 146 67 20
218 Remember, the realtor said to make it look natural, not staged. 1.4591 0.04373 257 170 56 31
219 The apartment below is about to finally become vacant! 1.4591 0.04442 257 172 52 33
220 Yes, sometimes I get carried away with new hobbies. Now put the pin down. 1.4590 0.04200 244 154 68 22
221 You can have the pins, just let me keep my balls. 1.4586 0.04174 290 194 59 37
222 Now we need 3 dozen ugly shoes. 1.4578 0.04255 249 160 64 25
223 Shoes. We forgot the Shoes! 1.4570 0.04243 256 166 63 27
224 We may have over committed to this whole juggling thing. 1.4569 0.04080 267 171 70 26
225 No one said juggling would be easy. 1.4556 0.04214 270 178 61 31
226 We should have a safe word. 1.4553 0.04337 257 170 57 30
227 Spare me the details. This is not what I had in mind when you said I'm going to score tonight 1.4549 0.04048 288 189 66 32
228 Hopefully the neighbours can't hear a pin drop. 1.4545 0.04130 253 161 69 23
229 Can we go back to playing simple board games? 1.4542 0.03772 273 168 86 19
230 I found them in an abandoned alley. 1.4538 0.04436 238 156 56 26
231 That's three strikes, Marcy. I'm out of here. 1.4535 0.04288 258 170 59 29
232 Do you think we’ve turned into *those* upstairs neighbors 1.4532 0.04027 278 180 70 28
233 I think the apartment below will be vacant soon and you can have your mom move in. 1.4531 0.04205 256 166 64 26
234 They said it sounds like we're running a bowling alley up here all night long. So I figured,why not ? 1.4529 0.04145 276 182 63 31
235 You bought all this, but you still rent the shoes? 1.4521 0.04093 292 195 62 35
236 I think I liked you better as a cat lady. 1.4520 0.04352 250 165 57 28
237 Ha! You’re right. I really thought it was just artistic laziness but the floor does actually slant towards the window… 1.4511 0.04394 235 153 58 24
238 Take off your shoes. The neighbors downstairs are touchy. 1.4506 0.04166 253 163 66 24
239 If you see “Mid Town Bowling” on caller i.d. Do not pick up! 1.4504 0.04261 242 156 63 23
240 I don’t think our realtor understood our request for a spare bedroom. 1.4470 0.04144 264 173 64 27
241 Maybe moving in together wasn't a great idea. 1.4469 0.04296 226 144 63 19
242 My ex-wife won the alley in the divorce. 1.4468 0.04223 235 150 65 20
243 Your choice..bowl me over or pin me down. 1.4468 0.05906 141 95 29 17
244 I would have expected hardwood floors. 1.4466 0.03988 262 167 73 22
245 Roger in 2E asked if we could help him negotiate a rent reduction. 1.4458 0.04325 240 157 59 24
246 The rules are a little complicated, they're a combination of bowling, baseball, pinball, and Wordle. 1.4453 0.04351 247 164 56 27
247 Half price is not a bargain if it's something we don't need! 1.4453 0.04201 256 168 62 26
248 This is why we should have bought them Legos instead 1.4453 0.04165 256 167 64 25
249 Turns out the guy downstairs was deaf. 1.4449 0.04295 236 153 61 22
250 I think we miscalculated the ratio of balls to pins. 1.4444 0.04165 243 156 66 21
251 Sure the balcony is great. But I still think the house with the alley was a better idea 1.4440 0.04042 250 159 71 20
252 Maybe we should learn to juggle with tennis balls. 1.4435 0.04024 248 157 72 19
253 The bank was closed so I robbed the place next door 1.4431 0.04400 246 165 53 28
254 Does something strike you as odd? 1.4429 0.04294 219 139 63 17
255 The therapist said physical activity could help cure my kleptomania. 1.4429 0.04769 210 141 45 24
256 OH REALLY?? When is the last time we did what I wanted? 1.4427 0.03889 253 158 78 17
257 Funny how they can't seem to rent the downstairs apartment. 1.4426 0.04221 235 151 64 20
258 Grandma’s hoarding was sooo specific. 1.4425 0.04560 226 151 50 25
259 It was real nice of the Bowling Alley to let us practice at home during the pandemic 1.4414 0.03936 256 162 75 19
260 I say we split! 1.4413 0.04349 247 165 55 27
261 Concentrate……10 pins, ONE BALL! 1.4413 0.04386 247 166 53 28
262 This is not what I meant when I said we should split. 1.4412 0.04140 238 152 67 19
263 This isn't working. I think we need to add chainsaws to the act. 1.4407 0.04077 236 149 70 17
264 Now don't try to pin this on me. 1.4405 0.04321 252 169 55 28
265 I honestly think the MoMA will like it. All we need is a catchy explanation. 1.4402 0.04232 234 151 63 20
266 Now that COVID restrictions are lifting, I wonder if it's time to start going back to the alley? 1.4398 0.04480 216 141 55 20
267 You best not look in the shoe closet. 1.4395 0.04560 223 149 50 24
268 I wish we had the directions; it still seems like we've got it wrong. 1.4385 0.04348 244 163 55 26
269 Do you think IKEA sent us the wrong package? 1.4384 0.04632 203 133 51 19
270 I don't know, I just always feel this weird tension with the neighbors. 1.4372 0.04484 231 155 51 25
271 I hope you got free shipping. 1.4359 0.04072 273 182 63 28
272 You're gonna take the seven pin and split? 1.4356 0.04394 225 148 56 21
273 If I started to collect cannonballs, would that be a problem? 1.4351 0.04291 239 158 58 23
274 The Co-op Board said its Ok 1.4350 0.04422 223 147 55 21
275 I found the problem with the gutters. 1.4341 0.04544 205 134 53 18
276 I suppose you’re going to tell me this is right up your alley. 1.4332 0.04229 247 164 59 24
277 I still think we were better off with rock-paper-scissors. 1.4328 0.04261 238 157 59 22
278 You call them extras, I call them spares. 1.4327 0.04253 245 163 58 24
279 Well, if the neighbors insist on clog dancing,I think we’re within our rights. 1.4326 0.04633 215 145 47 23
280 Now we'll see just how strongly the board opposes our shag carpet project. 1.4312 0.04539 218 146 50 22
281 Let's try it on the stairs. 1.4311 0.04346 225 148 57 20
282 The best part about this place is the lack of gutters 1.4310 0.04252 232 152 60 20
283 But is it art? 1.4307 0.04536 202 132 53 17
284 It’s a 30-day free trial. 1.4301 0.04909 193 131 41 21
285 Would it make a difference if the room were narrower? 1.4293 0.04429 198 127 57 14
286 The kitchen’s a bit small but I love the hardwood floors. 1.4292 0.04333 219 143 58 18
287 They did not follow you home from the bowling alley, Marge. You need to finally admit you're a kleptomaniac, so we can get you help. 1.4286 0.04688 196 130 48 18
288 I wish we'd bought the pool table instead. 1.4286 0.04614 210 141 48 21
289 Exactly how will this be “good for the cat” 1.4286 0.04980 203 142 35 26
290 That'll be the last time the downstairs neighbors complain about us walking too loudly. 1.4286 0.04312 217 141 59 17
291 Obviously inventing new sports is not right up your alley. 1.4286 0.04753 189 125 47 17
292 Honey, this apartment is right up our alley! 1.4266 0.04345 218 143 57 18
293 Why don’t we just join a gym? 1.4265 0.04447 211 139 54 18
294 Maybe you should try staying in your lane 1.4261 0.04406 230 155 52 23
295 People who have glass walls shouldn’t bowl. 1.4258 0.04424 209 137 55 17
296 These escape rooms are getting weird. 1.4258 0.04527 209 139 51 19
297 How am I supposed to bowl a strike in the spare room? 1.4257 0.04744 202 137 44 21
298 Are you gonna strike me or spare me?" 1.4254 0.04434 228 154 51 23
299 Now that we've got the hang of it, maybe we should go to the bowling alley. 1.4247 0.04565 219 149 47 23
300 Why did I agree to work from home? 1.4244 0.04376 205 133 57 15
301 What do you mean, I have more balls than brains? 1.4241 0.04622 224 155 43 26
302 I just don't feel like juggling it all anymore. 1.4240 0.04308 217 142 58 17
303 Shall we introduce ourselves to the neighbors below? 1.4233 0.04720 215 149 41 25
304 We should have bought a treadmill. 1.4231 0.04264 234 156 57 21
305 This is MY man cave and I'll decorate it any way I like! 1.4229 0.04600 201 134 49 18
306 It’s an art project — when it sells I promise we’ll get furniture. 1.4227 0.04426 194 125 56 13
307 This isn't quite what I had in mind when I said let's have a Super Bowl party. 1.4219 0.04977 192 133 37 22
308 If only we had a lane to stay in. 1.4219 0.04752 192 129 45 18
309 Trust the therapy, honey. There's a metaphor in here somewhere. 1.4218 0.04493 211 141 51 19
310 Promise me we'll never split! 1.4215 0.04320 223 148 56 19
311 The downstairs neighbors don't like me working from home. 1.4208 0.04635 202 136 47 19
312 You know I am as committed as you are to equity in all aspects of society but having equal numbers of black and white inanimate objects doesn't work with bowling. 1.4208 0.04740 202 138 43 21
313 That's it. No more'The Big Lebowski -themed parties. 1.4206 0.04687 214 148 42 24
314 If you put down the pin, I'll put down the balls! 1.4205 0.04755 195 132 44 19
315 this scenario feels like we’re in one of those captionless new yorker cartoons 1.4202 0.04998 188 130 37 21
316 I thought it'd be right up your alley. 1.4198 0.04324 212 139 57 16
317 You threw out the box with the instructions on it? 1.4195 0.04937 205 145 34 26
318 Somehow I don't think pickle bowl is gonna take off. 1.4187 0.04824 203 141 39 23
319 Just checked our lease, we should be fine. 1.4183 0.04433 208 138 53 17
320 Ok, YOU show me how to hit a 7-10 split. 1.4182 0.04213 220 144 60 16
321 What was I supposed to do? Let them rot in the gutter? 1.4178 0.04509 213 144 49 20
322 This is not what I meant by “a spare room.” 1.4171 0.04336 211 139 56 16
323 Honey, I just had some spare time. 1.4163 0.04416 209 139 53 17
324 The alley was sold separately. 1.4162 0.04931 197 138 36 23
325 Are you sure free range bowling is a thing ? 1.4162 0.05121 173 119 36 18
326 I thought you had the instructions. 1.4152 0.04301 224 150 55 19
327 Not only are they the same species, they're breeding. 1.4152 0.04159 224 147 61 16
328 I crossed 'clean the gutters' off the spring cleaning list. 1.4146 0.04312 205 134 57 14
329 Yet another reason I wanted hardwood floors 1.4140 0.04524 215 147 47 21
330 I may be wrong, but I think the key to this escape room has something to do with bowling 1.4138 0.04898 174 117 42 15
331 I'd like to renegotiate our learn-how-to-juggle bet. 1.4136 0.04109 220 143 63 14
332 The people one floor down have a few questions. 1.4115 0.04446 192 126 53 13
333 We both need to do a better job staying in our lane. 1.4112 0.04184 214 140 60 14
334 We seemed so compatible online. 1.4107 0.04726 168 110 47 11
335 I suppose this is my third strike? 1.4104 0.04712 212 149 39 24
336 I'm sorry, but "Bowling Alley Attendant" is just not one of those jobs you can work from home. 1.4100 0.04550 200 135 48 17
337 Oh no, we forgot to return the shoes! 1.4096 0.05132 166 114 36 16
338 Now we just need a safe word. 1.4088 0.04758 181 122 44 15
339 I am sorry; learning to juggle is hard. 1.4086 0.04729 186 126 44 16
340 I mean it, Simone, I'm through playing games. 1.4080 0.04693 201 139 42 20
341 Turns out location IS everything. 1.4078 0.04859 179 122 41 16
342 It's not as Freudian as it seems. 1.4076 0.04948 184 128 37 19
343 I think we need a better marriage counselor. 1.4074 0.04614 189 127 47 15
344 Maybe people who live in glass houses shouldn't bowl. 1.4048 0.04940 168 114 40 14
345 I met the downstairs neighbors this morning. They may not be as cool as we’d hoped. 1.4044 0.04716 183 124 44 15
346 Don’t be discouraged. Juggling’s not for everyone. 1.4040 0.04576 198 135 46 17
347 The home version just isn’t the same. 1.4039 0.04496 203 138 48 17
348 Amazing, right? A perfectly level apartment floor. 1.4036 0.05403 166 119 27 20
349 Now that the divorce is final I need your shoes back. They're rented. 1.4033 0.04879 181 125 39 17
350 We were meant to be together. 1.4033 0.04879 181 125 39 17
351 Maybe we shouldn't have left your dad in charge of the registry. 1.4031 0.04551 196 133 47 16
352 I’m into it. It just feels awkward wearing my own shoes. 1.4024 0.04948 164 111 40 13
353 I decided to give ‘Mr.-the-Quiet-Hours-policy-doesn’t-apply-to-me’ downstairs a taste of his own medicine. 1.4022 0.04587 179 119 48 12
354 I think we should have taken that long, narrow apartment 1.4022 0.04942 184 129 36 19
355 I know what you're thinking. We don't have nearly enough pins. 1.4022 0.04820 184 127 40 17
356 But there is room to spare! 1.4020 0.04557 199 136 46 17
357 I think we should try juggling tennis balls instead. 1.4019 0.04479 214 148 46 20
358 I found them sitting in an alley, I couldn't just leave them there... 1.4011 0.05020 177 124 35 18
359 Stop breaking my balls. 1.4011 0.04794 182 125 41 16
360 Of course you're a better juggler Jan, you picked the pins and I got the balls 1.4011 0.04666 182 123 45 14
361 Did you keep the receipts ? 1.4011 0.04883 187 131 37 19
362 Maybe ping-pong would have been a better quarantine sport. 1.4010 0.04615 192 131 45 16
363 This birthday I kind of wanted a tie." 1.4000 0.04417 185 122 52 11
364 Maybe we should give up trying to juggle and just bowl. 1.4000 0.05170 170 120 32 18
365 I see the appeal of pickle ball. 1.4000 0.05061 175 123 34 18
366 Stay as long as you want, I've got a spare room 1.4000 0.05126 175 124 32 19
367 Okay, we need a spare room. 1.4000 0.04280 210 141 54 15
368 This looked more interesting at the gallery. 1.4000 0.04930 175 121 38 16
369 I have a lot of spare time. 1.4000 0.04363 215 147 50 18
370 I thought we’d practice juggling tonight. 1.4000 0.04274 190 124 56 10
371 Okay, they're liberated. Now what? 1.3990 0.04596 193 132 45 16
372 Then they accused us of having a bowling alley up here ... in a studio apartment! 1.3989 0.04581 183 123 47 13
373 Careful- the neighbors can hear a pin drop. 1.3980 0.04659 196 136 42 18
374 Let's go back a little. What exactly did you mean when you said "That's right up my alley?" 1.3979 0.04125 191 123 60 8
375 The neighbors below are going to totally regret getting that yappy Dog 1.3978 0.04745 181 124 42 15
376 Now we've got plenty to spare. 1.3977 0.04704 176 119 44 13
377 Does it spark joy? 1.3971 0.04684 204 144 39 21
378 And I didn’t want all those plants you bought when the greenhouse closed, but here we are. 1.3970 0.04381 199 134 51 14
379 I'll figure out the 7 - 10 split if it kills me. 1.3966 0.04781 179 123 41 15
380 Seeing my desperation, Grandma offered me her spare room. 1.3966 0.04670 174 117 45 12
381 'And here we have the spare bedroom...' 1.3966 0.05144 174 124 31 19
382 It's a step up from the gutter. 1.3962 0.05049 159 109 37 13
383 Oh spare me,Marion 1.3961 0.04530 207 144 44 19
384 I tried curling but the ice kept melting. 1.3957 0.04757 187 130 40 17
385 Okay, we have 15 minutes to pick this all up before my mother gets here. 1.3955 0.04818 177 122 40 15
386 I can't keep my new shoes, either? 1.3949 0.05250 157 110 32 15
387 Sometimes I feel like I set them up just for you to knock them down 1.3947 0.04332 190 126 53 11
388 I cannot wait to hear what our downstairs neighbors think we are doing. 1.3943 0.04648 175 118 45 12
389 Get rid of the Xbox," you said. "Try reality," you said. 1.3941 0.04539 203 141 44 18
390 No, I think I still prefer to play it on my phone. 1.3938 0.05101 160 111 35 14
391 people just don’t appreciate the work it takes to be the upstairs neighbour 1.3936 0.04971 188 135 32 21
392 Sometimes you’re a pin, sometimes you’re a ball 1.3936 0.04615 188 129 44 15
393 Loraine, your kleptomania is getting out of hand. 1.3934 0.04703 183 126 42 15
394 This is not what I meant when I said to make a spare room for guests 1.3933 0.04991 178 126 34 18
395 I think the guy at the bowling alley is getting suspicious. 1.3931 0.04825 173 119 40 14
396 Maybe we should have just paid for the security system. 1.3931 0.04611 173 116 46 11
397 This seemed like a good idea in the beginning of quarantine. 1.3930 0.04289 201 135 53 13
398 I can't believe that's the only one I knocked down. 1.3929 0.04422 196 133 49 14
399 We forgot gutters. 1.3927 0.04443 219 154 44 21
400 Remember when we first met and you said you kinda loved my quirkiness? Could you channel this emotion right now? 1.3926 0.04956 163 112 38 13
401 You told me to rob the bowling alley. 1.3923 0.04840 209 153 30 26
402 If you put the pin down I’ll leave quietly” 1.3923 0.04391 209 144 48 17
403 I miss the sourdough phase. 1.3916 0.05111 166 117 33 16
404 You have got to get your mind out of the gutter. 1.3915 0.04775 189 133 38 18
405 The 7,10,6,3,2,9,1,5,4,8 split is impossible with just one ball. 1.3907 0.05396 151 107 29 15
406 It was probably easier for some people to work from home 1.3905 0.05044 169 119 34 16
407 It was the only listing with a spare room. 1.3900 0.04583 200 140 42 18
408 I was hoping to score! 1.3898 0.05007 177 126 33 18
409 Maybe we should reconsider Zumba. 1.3892 0.05294 167 121 27 19
410 We're not spending extra money on an instruction book! 1.3892 0.04942 167 116 37 14
411 It’s complicated 1.3892 0.05156 167 119 31 17
412 We have to change our shoes. 1.3886 0.05047 175 125 32 18
413 I refuse to believe that these all spark joy. 1.3879 0.04908 165 114 38 13
414 Do you ever feel like your life needs a caption to make sense? 1.3879 0.05200 165 118 30 17
415 Is that a hard no on a pool table as well? 1.3875 0.05093 160 112 34 14
416 I know this started as a way to get back at the snarky couple downstairs, but I think we have a real shot at making regionals. 1.3873 0.05022 173 123 33 17
417 They were free… 1.3873 0.04955 173 122 35 16
418 ... and, you could've head a pin drop. 1.3864 0.04689 176 121 42 13
419 I don't know what you're so upset about- the ad clearly said a spare bedroom 1.3861 0.04895 158 108 39 11
420 Fine, you be the kingpin, and I'll be the high roller. 1.3860 0.04711 171 117 42 12
421 Your redecorating ideas aren’t bad. They are just not up my alley. 1.3860 0.04855 171 119 38 14
422 The co-op board says stick to chess. 1.3859 0.04414 184 124 49 11
423 Is it just me or do our new neighbors not like us. 1.3855 0.04732 166 113 42 11
424 This is what happens to hipsters when you don't have a wedding register. 1.3854 0.04884 192 139 32 21
425 You really shouldn’t be wearing those shoes. 1.3854 0.04596 192 134 42 16
426 The neighbors below are finally moving out! 1.3846 0.04821 169 117 39 13
427 And that's our first lesson on male genitalia 1.3842 0.04736 177 123 40 14
428 Spare me, hun. 1.3833 0.04874 180 128 35 17
429 This would be more fun at night when the downstairs neighbors are sound asleep 1.3829 0.04489 175 118 47 10
430 The downstairs neighbors are still there... let's try pogo sticks 1.3826 0.05520 149 108 25 16
431 Okay, now you be balls and I'll be pins. 1.3824 0.04576 170 115 45 10
432 I was using that. 1.3824 0.05429 136 95 30 11
433 How do you like the spare bedroom? 1.3822 0.05233 157 112 30 15
434 This aught to get us out of our lease. 1.3818 0.04746 165 113 41 11
435 We can’t do everything from home. 1.3810 0.04686 168 115 42 11
436 I thought this kind of collection would be right up your alley. 1.3807 0.04681 176 122 41 13
437 I still think this would feel less weird if we had shirts with our names embroidered on them. 1.3803 0.05167 142 98 34 10
438 I dunno. What do you want to do? 1.3801 0.04917 171 121 35 15
439 I don’t think this is what your therapist meant. 1.3801 0.04629 171 117 43 11
440 A few more hours of this and I think we can get the people downstairs to stop playing their music so loud. 1.3788 0.04373 198 137 47 14
441 Not the Super Bowl party I had in mind. 1.3776 0.05138 143 99 34 10
442 A Russian oligarch who’s never entered the building owns the apartment downstairs. We’ll be fine. 1.3775 0.04859 151 103 39 9
443 Ya know, I think this worked better in the basement apartment. 1.3771 0.04624 175 121 42 12
444 Striking, isn’t it? 1.3765 0.04955 162 114 35 13
445 Your Big Lebowski obsession has gone too far 1.3764 0.04773 178 126 37 15
446 It’s like Amway, but with bowling stuff. 1.3763 0.04871 186 135 32 19
447 Are we bad neighbors? 1.3758 0.04984 157 110 35 12
448 Remember, on Valentine's Day, you said "I want you to bowl me over"? 1.3758 0.04901 157 109 37 11
449 Didn't you bring the rules? 1.3750 0.04742 176 124 38 14
450 This just isn't what I had in mind when you said I could stay in the spare room. 1.3742 0.04694 163 112 41 10
451 Let’s see if the cats can get past these. 1.3742 0.04694 163 112 41 10
452 Are you going to strike me or spare me? 1.3742 0.05190 155 111 30 14
453 We need to de-gutter. 1.3742 0.05270 155 112 28 15
454 You told your mother that we go bowling every once in a while, didn't you? 1.3735 0.05013 166 119 32 15
455 I'm not the same since the split. 1.3733 0.05313 150 108 28 14
456 The prenup gives me all the balls. I don’t care what happens to the pins. 1.3728 0.04501 169 115 45 9
457 Honey, just because a sale is ‘buy one get one’… 1.3724 0.04789 145 98 40 7
458 I am an artist now, hun. That’s why you don’t get it. 1.3724 0.05174 145 102 32 11
459 I just kept picking up spares. 1.3723 0.04523 188 132 42 14
460 I see now that the Wii was the better choice. 1.3723 0.05076 137 94 35 8
461 Want to learn to juggle? 1.3720 0.04750 164 114 39 11
462 The HOA wants to speak with us. 1.3720 0.05055 164 118 31 15
463 Well, the listing did say, "Striking furnishings." 1.3718 0.04916 156 109 36 11
464 Teddy told me we’re playing this game all wrong. 1.3716 0.05008 148 103 35 10
465 I’m tellin’ ya, this bowling/chess hybrid thing can work. 1.3713 0.04766 167 117 38 12
466 Is it weird that I asked you to change your shoes? 1.3706 0.04829 143 97 39 7
467 I told you I was into extreme sports. 1.3706 0.05063 170 124 29 17
468 Well this is an awkward split 1.3704 0.05924 135 101 18 16
469 Well, the rent is high but it beats living in the gutter. 1.3704 0.04541 162 110 44 8
470 Well you said, “Give up golf.” 1.3696 0.05150 138 96 33 9
471 We really need to make some friends. 1.3691 0.05071 149 105 33 11
472 I think it's time we split. 1.3684 0.05280 133 93 31 9
473 Wow. Canadian Rules Bowling really is different. 1.3684 0.04999 152 107 34 11
474 Have you seen my golf clubs? 1.3681 0.04602 163 112 42 9
475 Should we look up the rules? 1.3681 0.04842 163 115 36 12
476 Tell me again, what was wrong with monopoly for game night? 1.3677 0.04758 155 107 39 9
477 If this doesn’t force our crazy neighbours to move, I don’t know what will 1.3672 0.04711 177 126 37 14
478 I didn’t want to be like everyone else and their goddamn Peloton. 1.3671 0.04947 158 112 34 12
479 Pinball, I said “pinball” would be fun. 1.3671 0.04947 158 112 34 12
480 Actually, my wife and I had a tough split. 1.3669 0.05221 139 98 31 10
481 I can't believe the shipping was free. 1.3669 0.05221 139 98 31 10
482 Until this pandemic ends we'd better bowl from home. 1.3660 0.05058 153 109 32 12
483 I lost the instructions. 1.3654 0.04905 156 110 35 11
484 I don't think the condo board has fully thought out the concept of an amenities room. 1.3653 0.04979 167 121 31 15
485 Is this good? Studies show it'll sell for more if we make it look like white folks live here. 1.3653 0.04832 167 119 35 13
486 I imagined something else when you said you were really into bowling on Tinder. 1.3650 0.05371 137 98 28 11
487 I swear I told you, and you said ‘okay’. 1.3648 0.04757 159 111 38 10
488 I think our ball to pin ratio is off. 1.3648 0.04672 159 110 40 9
489 Seems like awfully small bats for such large balls. 1.3647 0.04914 170 123 32 15
490 The people downstairs are throwing another one of their rager parties tonight. Are you up for a few games of drop the ball and knock over pins since we'll be awake anyway? 1.3643 0.05817 129 95 21 13
491 I don’t know what got into me. I don’t bowl. 1.3643 0.05385 129 91 29 9
492 Well, the ad did mention a spare room. 1.3642 0.04613 162 112 41 9
493 Didn't you say wanted to live in the fast lane? 1.3642 0.04777 162 114 37 11
494 I don't think we're playing this right... 1.3642 0.05012 162 117 31 14
495 We still need room for the batting cage. 1.3636 0.05394 143 104 26 13
496 Darn - I forgot to order a lane. 1.3636 0.04637 165 115 40 10
497 I knew we had some spares! 1.3636 0.04557 165 114 42 9
498 There's been a complaint from downstairs. 1.3631 0.04733 168 119 37 12
499 Maybe we should have read the manual. 1.3631 0.05124 157 114 29 14
500 Would now be a bad time for a penis joke? 1.3623 0.05533 138 101 24 13
501 Honey we really need to stop bringing home every stray we find in the alley 1.3620 0.04832 163 116 35 12
502 We should have just bought a burglar alarm. 1.3618 0.04900 152 107 35 10
503 Your profile said you like pinball. 1.3618 0.04718 152 105 39 8
504 If we mask and pay for both adjacent lanes, would you be willing to go back to the alley? 1.3617 0.05257 141 101 29 11
505 Let's not argue balls and strikes. 1.3617 0.04856 141 97 37 7
506 I adopted some strays I found in the gutter. 1.3608 0.04854 158 112 35 11
507 I was going to throw the ball, but then the pin looked directly at me and said “If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.” 1.3605 0.05103 147 105 31 11
508 I'll admit that I have a problem, if you admit that you have a problem. 1.3605 0.05103 147 105 31 11
509 I swear the ad said it was furnished. I never thought to ask with what. 1.3603 0.05390 136 98 27 11
510 Spare me the excuses. 1.3602 0.04625 161 112 40 9
511 I rescued them from an abusive relationship 1.3597 0.05404 139 101 26 12
512 Oh, I see...but there IS room for all YOUR stuff?! 1.3595 0.05131 153 111 29 13
513 wow, finally a guy with a normal apartment 1.3594 0.05516 128 92 26 10
514 We’re really growing into our role as upstairs neighbors! 1.3588 0.04905 170 124 31 15
515 "Remember, we're Republicans, so line up the balls, throw some pins at them, and blame somebody... real loud. Your winning score will be stolen by the enemies of our freedom from dignity...then we prevail by presenting absolutely zero evidence." 1.3588 0.06040 131 100 15 16
516 Setting you up? I thought you were setting ME up. 1.3587 0.04371 184 129 44 11
517 As you can see, this home comes with a spare bedroom. 1.3580 0.04432 162 111 44 7
518 Don't pin this mess on me. 1.3576 0.04914 151 107 34 10
519 Have you ever free ranged bowled before? 1.3575 0.04590 179 128 38 13
520 All right then, next time YOU sell the furniture. 1.3571 0.04669 154 107 39 8
521 I never said I was a *good* juggler. 1.3571 0.05686 126 92 22 11
522 If this doesn't get rid of the downstairs neighbors, nothing will. 1.3571 0.04974 140 98 34 8
523 I told you this job is right up my alley! 1.3567 0.05192 157 116 26 15
524 You said you didn't want to hear a pin drop! 1.3567 0.04951 157 113 32 12
525 You were right, more balls didn’t help 1.3561 0.05173 132 93 31 8
526 The last thing I remember is getting really drunk. 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
527 Have you seen my lucky shirt ? 1.3554 0.05733 121 88 23 10
528 Wow. Being an upstairs neighbor comes with a lot of responsibility 1.3548 0.04992 155 112 31 12
529 Why is my bowling memorabilia collection out of its protective case? 1.3547 0.04856 172 126 31 15
530 I gotta stop bringing my work home. 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
531 Now we wait for the downstairs neighbors to get home. 1.3537 0.04556 164 115 40 9
532 Tammy, I think it's finally splitsville. 1.3534 0.05463 133 97 25 11
533 I changed my mind. Let's go back to the bowling alley and get our furniture. 1.3533 0.05279 150 111 25 14
534 I said I wanted a pinball *machine*! 1.3529 0.05119 153 112 28 13
535 You stay in your lane. 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
536 I didn't stay in my lane 1.3521 0.04916 142 100 34 8
537 For once, spare me the details. 1.3517 0.05135 145 105 29 11
538 Are you sureyou heard the therapist right? 1.3516 0.05154 128 90 31 7
539 How'd I know Charlene downstairs would complain? She's a freakin' drama queen! 1.3516 0.05611 128 94 23 11
540 I know we just got these, but let's wait until 2AM to use them. 1.3514 0.05327 148 110 24 14
541 You don't have the balls to hit me!!!!! 1.3511 0.05410 131 95 26 10
542 I just thought I'd pick up a few spares. 1.3510 0.05249 151 112 25 14
543 No one will notice if we dump them in the alley. 1.3504 0.04924 137 96 34 7
544 Can we go back to baking bread? 1.3504 0.05442 137 101 24 12
545 You're totally out of my league. 1.3503 0.04596 157 110 39 8
546 I am done with corporate training. 1.3494 0.04973 166 123 28 15
547 They weren't messing around calling this the spare room. 1.3493 0.05012 146 105 31 10
548 Obviously, you're not a golfer. 1.3484 0.04631 155 109 38 8
549 It’s like Wordle, but with bowling balls and pins… 1.3484 0.04895 155 112 32 11
550 I’m not sure what you expected when you asked for a pin-ball machine 1.3473 0.04408 167 117 42 8
551 I was framed. 1.3472 0.05056 144 104 30 10
552 Crypto's so yesterday Jan. Bowling's where the smart money's going now. 1.3472 0.04959 144 103 32 9
553 I thought when you said you wanted to split, you wanted a 7-10. 1.3469 0.04793 147 104 35 8
554 This isn’t what I had in mind when you said you were going to furnish our place with equipment from the alley. 1.3469 0.05076 147 107 29 11
555 Would you mind changing your shoes? 1.3464 0.05106 153 113 27 13
556 You don’t have the balls. 1.3462 0.04868 156 113 32 11
557 Ok I admit it. My mind IS in the gutter. 1.3462 0.05537 130 96 23 11
558 Same as last year, whoever knocks over a pin does the taxes." 1.3456 0.05360 136 100 25 11
559 Laser tag is in the spare bedroom. 1.3453 0.05277 139 102 26 11
560 I don’t know why you’re upset, you asked for a spare room. 1.3452 0.04467 168 119 40 9
561 I don't like alleys. 1.3451 0.05589 113 81 25 7
562 My fingers are stuck. 1.3451 0.05293 142 105 25 12
563 These were all in the gutter. 1.3451 0.05002 142 102 31 9
564 If this doesn’t wake them, nothing will 1.3448 0.04798 174 129 30 15
565 There's been another noise complaint. 1.3446 0.04862 148 106 33 9
566 Yes, I do love bowling! Why do you ask? 1.3442 0.04732 154 110 35 9
567 We're on the agenda right after the trumpet player in 14-D and the lady with the St. Bernards in 12-C. 1.3440 0.05460 125 91 25 9
568 This is the last strike in our relationship. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
569 When did we switch from "Rock, Paper, Scissors"? 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
570 Now they'll have to let us out of our lease early. 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
571 I really think we ought to split. 1.3434 0.04812 166 122 31 13
572 Don't stop me, I'm on a roll. 1.3431 0.05016 137 98 31 8
573 Who said anything about sex. 1.3429 0.05342 140 104 24 12
574 I think the problem was to start naming them. 1.3429 0.05342 140 104 24 12
575 ‘I have nothing to spare.’ 1.3425 0.04902 146 105 32 9
576 So this is your spare room? 1.3419 0.04707 155 111 35 9
577 I’m sorry, but it’s Splitsville. 1.3415 0.04693 164 119 34 11
578 Spare me the drama, I thought this would be right up your alley. 1.3415 0.05516 123 90 24 9
579 It's not about strikes and gutterballs, its about how we roll 1.3411 0.04859 129 90 34 5
580 …so I said, I don’t complain about your knitting hobby downstairs. 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
581 My bad. We should have closed on the bowling alley before we purchased the inventory. 1.3409 0.05250 132 96 27 9
582 Last night, after the game, they all came over. We had a few beers, and they voted me team captain. That's pretty much all I can remember. 1.3407 0.04837 135 95 34 6
583 Now let's look at the rules and see how to play 1.3407 0.05678 135 103 18 14
584 Give it up honey, you’re not Banksy. 1.3407 0.05480 135 101 22 12
585 Couldn't you just have poker night, like a normal person? 1.3403 0.04534 144 100 39 5
586 So, what type of marriage therapy is this? 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
587 You went first last time. 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
588 Wanna try miniature golf instead? 1.3385 0.05070 130 93 30 7
589 Oh wait,I think it was it was the shoes my friends used to take. 1.3383 0.05217 133 97 27 9
590 C'mon, this is New York — we don't have room to spare! 1.3383 0.04993 133 95 31 7
591 Last time I clean the gutters. 1.3380 0.05464 142 108 20 14
592 Tell me the rules again. 1.3377 0.04873 151 110 31 10
593 The cats are going to hate this. 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
594 I was thinking I'd learn how to juggle. 1.3362 0.05736 116 86 21 9
595 I need to watch a YouTube to figure out how to play this game. 1.3361 0.05374 119 86 26 7
596 Is this my last strike? 1.3361 0.06000 119 91 16 12
597 The alley was closed, OK?! 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
598 I’ll get rid of these when you get rid of the shoes. 1.3359 0.05153 131 95 28 8
599 I can explain... 1.3359 0.05376 131 97 24 10
600 At what point was this exercise supposed to help us reach a decision? 1.3359 0.05266 131 96 26 9
601 It's time to roll, and now we're ready. 1.3358 0.05184 134 98 27 9
602 I got a good deal at a going-out-of-business sale." 1.3358 0.05184 134 98 27 9
603 The lawyers agreed, you get the balls I keep the pins. 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
604 This way we'll always remember our first date. 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
605 Remember when it seemed like a cool idea to make the spare room into a spare room. 1.3358 0.04890 137 98 32 7
606 Mid-century modern. 1.3357 0.05130 140 103 27 10
607 You told me to set up the spare bedroom. 1.3357 0.04856 143 103 32 8
608 You win. I'm going to split. 1.3357 0.04542 143 100 38 5
609 What do you mean that they make your thumbs look big? 1.3356 0.04789 146 105 33 8
610 Have I mentioned how attractive you look in that outfit? 1.3356 0.05169 146 109 25 12
611 Still cheaper than therapy. 1.3354 0.05134 161 123 22 16
612 Can't we just settle this with an old set of dishes instead? 1.3353 0.04298 167 118 42 7
613 Yeah, well the divorce decree calls for a 7-10 split. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
614 I think we need wood floors. 1.3333 0.05138 147 110 25 12
615 Did I strike out with you already? 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
616 Should have hoarded toilet paper instead. 1.3333 0.05849 123 94 17 12
617 This is not a black and white issue. 1.3333 0.05539 129 97 21 11
618 But they were being abused. 1.3333 0.05947 117 89 17 11
619 The neighbors complained again. 1.3333 0.05047 147 109 27 11
620 Okay, we chose our weapons 1.3333 0.05074 138 101 28 9
621 Let's face it--you're a 7 and I'm a 10...we need to split. 1.3333 0.05464 135 102 21 12
622 Maybe we should start collecting stamps instead. 1.3333 0.05521 126 94 22 10
623 I thought you were supposed to bring the alley. 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
624 It comes fully furnished. 1.3333 0.05040 126 90 30 6
625 You misunderstood when I said, "You bowled me over," 1.3311 0.05018 148 110 27 11
626 At least we’ve got the right shoes. 1.3310 0.04699 145 104 34 7
627 Maybe we should have robbed a bank instead.” -Alison K. Burns, Massachusett 1.3310 0.04996 145 107 28 10
628 I don’t see how this is any better than regular chess. 1.3310 0.05275 145 110 22 13
629 Something seems off, but I can't pin it down. 1.3309 0.04611 139 98 36 5
630 Now all we need is an alley. 1.3309 0.04831 139 100 32 7
631 This is unexplainable so let's just split. 1.3309 0.05245 139 104 24 11
632 Wouldn't you rather go to a marriage counselor? 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
633 You weren't kidding when you said you'd bowl me over with your charm. 1.3309 0.05119 136 100 27 9
634 You said it: I've got balls. 1.3305 0.05652 118 88 21 9
635 Obviously Freudian." 1.3304 0.05344 115 83 26 6
636 It was a long trip out of the gutter. 1.3302 0.05953 106 79 19 8
637 Sure, I’ll stop as soon as our downstairs neighbor turns down his music. 1.3289 0.04804 149 109 31 9
638 Well, if I could find one, I'd stay in my lane. 1.3286 0.04694 140 100 34 6
639 It's amazing to finally meet someone with a compatible fetish! 1.3285 0.05294 137 103 23 11
640 This divorce is harder than the 7-10 split. 1.3281 0.05096 128 93 28 7
641 It repairs the historically unjust ratio of pins to balls. 1.3280 0.05421 125 93 23 9
642 I don't care what kind of deal you got at Costco 1.3280 0.05539 125 94 21 10
643 What bowling stuff? 1.3277 0.05737 119 90 19 10
644 Thanks hon, but this is not what I had in mind when I said I wanted to be completely bowled over. 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
645 I miss the couch. 1.3276 0.06095 116 90 14 12
646 But once again, how is this a technology start up? 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
647 I think we're ready for your mother's visit. 1.3261 0.05261 138 104 23 11
648 We’re going to need a bigger container of talcum powder. 1.3261 0.04842 138 100 31 7
649 Boy, I really struck out with you. 1.3261 0.05159 138 103 25 10
650 The people downstairs want us to get another hobby. 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
651 The condo manager just reminded us there is no bowling after 11.pm. 1.3254 0.05143 126 92 27 7
652 I'm really more of a badminton guy. 1.3252 0.05476 123 92 22 9
653 If we want this to succeed, we’ll need a longer entry way! 1.3250 0.05181 120 87 27 6
654 When you said you were an Alley Cat this is not what I pictured! 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
655 They were BOGO. 1.3250 0.05571 120 90 21 9
656 I thought you ordered the alley. 1.3248 0.04980 117 83 30 4
657 I must have clicked on the wrong key when I ordered that pinball arcade game. 1.3245 0.04656 151 110 33 8
658 Are you sure this is what the designer meant by 'turn this into a spare bedroom'? 1.3243 0.05145 111 79 28 4
659 When I suggested adding ebony and ivory, I meant a piano. 1.3241 0.05074 145 109 25 11
660 The neighbors are starting to complain 1.3239 0.05052 142 106 26 10
661 What? You said I could use your place for a spare room. 1.3239 0.05150 142 107 24 11
662 Would you mind taking off your shoes? 1.3239 0.04850 142 104 30 8
663 A typo turned rolling pins and bowls to bowling pins and balls. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
664 I found these in the alley. 1.3235 0.04882 136 99 30 7
665 I was on a roll. 1.3235 0.05425 102 73 25 4
666 The previous owner agreed to a 7-10 split. 1.3235 0.05101 136 101 26 9
667 Were there instructions? 1.3231 0.04910 130 94 30 6
668 I might have a bowling problem. It was a buy 1 get 1 sale. 1.3226 0.04932 124 89 30 5
669 Is that what really went down last night? 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
670 ‘I’ve told you so many times Genevieve, we only need one ball for every ten pins. The guests are arriving in 15 minutes and I’m going to look like an fool. It’s bad enough they’re not Candlepin, you know my boss is from central Massachusetts, but the ball to pin ratio is untenable…. Get it Genevieve … unTENable. Ha. We have fun don’t we’. 1.3221 0.05063 149 113 24 12
671 But you said I could make a game room. 1.3219 0.04755 146 107 31 8
672 Ok, fine. I don't know what an NFT is. 1.3212 0.05276 137 104 22 11
673 Checkmate! I win! 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
674 all right, all right, I'll read the instruction booklet" 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
675 So this is bowling based on chaos theory? 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
676 It's not obsessive compulsive behavior. My therapist told me to get a hobby. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
677 I picked up some spares in the alley. 1.3206 0.04998 131 96 28 7
678 I'm not as into bowling as I thought I was. 1.3200 0.05029 125 91 28 6
679 Ready to make our neighbors’ worse nightmare come true? 1.3197 0.05368 122 91 23 8
680 We are living in Tin Pan Alley? I thought you said "Ten Pin Alley. 1.3193 0.05054 119 86 28 5
681 I make ONE joke about living in the gutter... 1.3188 0.04823 138 101 30 7
682 You swiped right didn't you? 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
683 I wish it came with instructions about how to play this game. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
684 I don't know, what would you like to do? 1.3178 0.05276 129 97 23 9
685 I think we’ll really stump the downstairs neighbor this time. 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
686 Of all the boxes they didn’t lose. 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
687 One more strike and we'll split. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
688 I’m starting to think our downstairs neighbor doesn’t like us. 1.3172 0.04559 145 105 34 6
689 This helps get my mind out of the gutter. 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
690 I've been framed. 1.3171 0.05454 123 93 21 9
691 They were there for me when I pulled myself out of the gutter. 1.3169 0.05132 142 108 23 11
692 Now, all we need is David Letterman. 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
693 You said, “Be spontaneous”. 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
694 The neighbors just below the Smiths were right all along. 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
695 Imagine what our downstairs neighbors think we’re doing up here! 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
696 ...and this is the spare room. 1.3162 0.05291 136 104 21 11
697 I feel like our downstairs neighbors don’t like us. 1.3158 0.04934 133 98 28 7
698 I can't think of a caption for this cartoon. Can You? 1.3158 0.05882 133 107 10 16
699 This is a classic, "Read the book first". 1.3158 0.05033 114 82 28 4
700 I exercise my right to remain silent about where I was last night. 1.3153 0.05116 111 80 27 4
701 I only wanted a pair of the shoes, but it was a package deal. 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
702 I call it burling. 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
703 But I gave Pickleball a try for you. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
704 I’m rethinking this bowlfit thing 1.3147 0.04699 143 105 31 7
705 I forgot how phallic this game was. Mind if we switch roles? 1.3145 0.05653 124 96 17 11
706 How often must i say it. Never throw away the manual! 1.3140 0.05253 121 90 24 7
707 Looks like we've been set up. 1.3136 0.05342 118 88 23 7
708 The apartment is narrow but it does come with a pin setter… 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
709 Lane? That would make it more fun. 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
710 Did we keep the receipt? 1.3136 0.04918 118 85 29 4
711 Maybe we need to change shoes? 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
712 It's amazing what one can find in the gutter. 1.3130 0.05093 131 98 25 8
713 This whole thing is giving me a splitting headache. 1.3130 0.05207 131 99 23 9
714 It's, like, wordle for athletes. 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
715 I'm through playing games, Janis. 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
716 Now that we’ve reinvented bowling shall we move on to golf? 1.3125 0.04671 144 106 31 7
717 Well, the real estate agent did say this place would be right up our alley. 1.3125 0.05817 112 86 17 9
718 So, this is how I die. 1.3125 0.06337 96 74 14 8
719 But Amazon said they were on sale 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
720 I think we need to stay in our lane. 1.3121 0.04736 141 104 30 7
721 Then why do you set them up? 1.3120 0.05005 125 92 27 6
722 the shoes are commimg next week 1.3120 0.05133 125 93 25 7
723 Wanna learn to juggle? 1.3116 0.04691 138 101 31 6
724 To hell with the lady downstairs. I’m learning how to juggle! 1.3115 0.05592 122 94 18 10
725 The listing said it came with an alley. 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
726 They say they're on strike. 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
727 I'm tired of people telling me to stay in my lane. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
728 I've lost track of the score. 1.3109 0.05436 119 90 21 8
729 What?? You said to stay in my lane. 1.3106 0.04825 132 97 29 6
730 Honey, are we sure this is how a rent strike works? 1.3103 0.05532 116 88 20 8
731 I think this game I invented is going to become the new Wordle. 1.3101 0.05481 129 100 18 11
732 We'd better crank it up a notch. They're still trying to get some sleep down there. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
733 I think we need a reset. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
734 I knew that once they started fraternizing it would be chaos. 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
735 This was not what I meant by "let's get the balls rolling..." 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
736 Let’s start over. 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
737 You said to meet you in the alley. 1.3088 0.05061 136 103 24 9
738 ..And that indoor pool they promised... it's a bathtub" 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
739 I liked it better with the furniture. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
740 Well, you’ve got your macramé . 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
741 Yes, I do love bowling, but at home I'd rather have furniture. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
742 We need to talk about our Brunswick addiction... 1.3083 0.05525 120 92 19 9
743 Okay, get ready for attempt #111 at Tik Tok fame! 1.3083 0.05773 120 94 15 11
744 You're the one who said word games were too boring. I'm the one who said we'd miss the furniture. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
745 So this is life in the fast lane? 1.3083 0.05525 120 92 19 9
746 It was all going so well until I got my fingers stuck. 1.3083 0.05525 120 92 19 9
747 I think we were meant for each other. 1.3083 0.04795 133 98 29 6
748 I'm developing the home version. 1.3077 0.04925 117 85 28 4
749 Checkmate.” 1.3077 0.05443 130 101 18 11
750 I had other plans for the spare bedroom. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
751 at least there's no gutter 1.3077 0.05491 117 89 20 8
752 It's just not what I meant when I said I still enjoyed looking at your pins. 1.3072 0.04663 153 115 29 9
753 Have you seen my car keys? 1.3071 0.05258 140 109 19 12
754 Oh, you wanted pins and NEEDLES!!! 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
755 Hon, this place is right up our alley. 1.3071 0.05304 127 97 21 9
756 I think we’ve been framed 1.3071 0.05063 127 95 25 7
757 Well, I guess this is one way to demonstrate my increasingly passive-aggressive behavior. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
758 Your move 1.3070 0.05004 114 83 27 4
759 Maybe it's time to lower the rent on the downstairs unit? 1.3066 0.04811 137 102 28 7
760 It looked more fun on TikTok. 1.3065 0.05270 124 94 22 8
761 I clicked Add to Cart a few too many times. 1.3065 0.04882 124 91 28 5
762 Lockdown is over, honey. 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
763 Please don't send us back to the gutter. 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
764 How was your day?” ..”oh you know, strikes and gutters. 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
765 I meant meat balls, not bowling balls 1.3061 0.06223 98 76 14 8
766 You really bowled me over last night! 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
767 Ok, you’re right. We should probably call an exterminator. 1.3058 0.04817 121 88 29 4
768 This is what Dad left me - his favorite son got the Bowling Alley" 1.3056 0.05950 108 84 15 9
769 Everybody swipes the shoes, why do you have to be different? 1.3053 0.05185 131 100 22 9
770 The interior decorator wanted to go ‘high concept’ and I was afraid to admit that I didn’t know what that meant. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
771 It’s always the balls trying to take out the pins, but I think it’s healthier for them to coexist. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
772 You’re the one who insisted on the spare bedroom. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
773 Over?...but the Professional Bowlers Association finally let us go remote. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
774 I kinda feel like playing ping-pong. 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
775 I thought it was a virtual game when i ordered. 1.3043 0.05265 115 86 23 6
776 It got to where I couldn’t look at another videogame. 1.3043 0.05265 115 86 23 6
777 Aren’t we juggling enough already? 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
778 Turns out, working from home presents unique challenges for a professional bowler. 1.3040 0.05108 125 94 24 7
779 Maybe the residents below will tone down the raucous late night partying after after a few days of this. 1.3039 0.04983 102 73 27 2
780 You knew this isn’t what I meant when I said we should “split” 1.3037 0.04962 135 102 25 8
781 Are you sure it's just pins envy? 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
782 From now on, I’ll stay in my lane. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
783 Don’t worry- I told the neighbors we were rearranging furniture again. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
784 I think it’s time to go back to the office.” 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
785 Makes "Rock, Paper Scissors " much more interesting. 1.3034 0.04827 145 110 26 9
786 Is this the spare room? “ Alsina Lina, South Chatham, M.A 1.3033 0.05446 122 94 19 9
787 I thought you said we needed to bowl, not we needed bowls 1.3033 0.05446 122 94 19 9
788 I say it’s time we take bowling out of the alleys and into the home! 1.3030 0.04426 132 95 34 3
789 I thought I had bought two males. 1.3030 0.06650 99 80 8 11
790 I'll stop when the guy downstairs acknowledges our holiday card. 1.3030 0.05262 132 102 20 10
791 And this is why we don’t host game night. 1.3022 0.04527 139 102 32 5
792 Honey, I created a pandemic game for you. I call it Bowdle. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
793 That bagpipe playing downstairs stops. Right. Now. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
794 Fine. Next time we will hire someone to clean the gutters. 1.3017 0.05640 116 90 17 9
795 I don't feel right in these shoes. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
796 Sure honey, we'll try golf next 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
797 People who live in glass houses shouldn't bowl splits. 1.3009 0.04850 113 82 28 3
798 I thought I ordered a pinball machine. 1.3009 0.05166 113 84 24 5
799 Who told you we need a ball for every pin? 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
800 When I said, people who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones, it was not curling-specific. 1.3008 0.04751 123 90 29 4
801 You found all of this in the alley? 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
802 It made more sense on Tik Tok. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
803 Don’t make me choose. 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
804 To be clear, did she then say to rotate thrice, saying her name each time, and our firstborn will be saved? 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
805 I hate bowling. I just really wanted to impress you. 1.3000 0.04674 120 87 30 3
806 The guy downstairs said we make so much noise we might as well build a bowling alley up here! 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
807 I’ll tell you what’s missing. Rented shoes. 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
808 It started out as a weird workout routine . . . 1.2992 0.04784 127 94 28 5
809 Did you read the rule book? 1.2991 0.05328 117 89 21 7
810 Don't expect me to explain it to you, 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
811 No,I don’t think a couch would work in here. 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
812 Obstacle course for the dog... 1.2984 0.04719 124 91 29 4
813 I was hoping for a leg lamp, but they really DID send the whole damn bowling alley ... 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
814 I’m thinking our ratio is off. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
815 I thought you said irregular bowel movement 1.2975 0.05333 121 93 20 8
816 Yes, I do expect you to ask for help putting the balls away. I'm not a mind reader. 1.2973 0.05665 111 86 17 8
817 I think we have the ratio wrong. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
818 I say let's put in a pinsetter and be done with it. 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
819 Welcome to Juggling 101. 1.2966 0.05008 118 88 25 5
820 This is your last strike. Next time you’re headed to the gutter. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
821 I think it's time we looked up the rules online. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
822 Nah, they appreciate the reminder that other people are around. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
823 Our decorator called and says he’s on strike. He’s not going to finish the spare room, but says he will put a pin in it. This guy is really on the ball! 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
824 Maybe we should have left all this in the alley. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
825 Did the home security documentary you watched happen to be called “Home Alone”? 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
826 Spare me some pin money? 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
827 We really need to clean up this spare bedroom. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
828 I guess this means,"Splitsville" 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
829 I told you when shouldn't have hired that interior designer we met at the bowling alley. 1.2953 0.04416 149 111 32 6
830 On the newest episode of Worst Roommate Ever . . . 1.2952 0.05730 105 81 17 7
831 I think we're ready for the role of "upstairs neighbors" 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
832 Just spare me! 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
833 I don’t see a problem 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
834 Percy's love for pinball didn't translate well under quarantine. 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
835 What if I get rid of the shoe collection? 1.2946 0.05621 112 87 17 8
836 I promise, we’ll reset the living room as soon as I knock down all these pins! 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
837 Not taking your bowling shoes off inside is where I draw the line. 1.2946 0.04591 129 95 30 4
838 For some reason we’ve been banned from the bowling alley. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
839 Relax, everyone will have a ball tonight. 1.2941 0.05642 119 94 15 10
840 I thought you'd like it better than an indoor shooting range. 1.2936 0.04929 109 80 26 3
841 We should have googled 'Bowling' before we bought all this stuff. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
842 It will make even less sense as an NFT. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
843 I literally don't have one spare 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
844 Trust me. All upstairs neighbors do this. 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
845 It’s been fun, but we really should ask them to fix the hole in their alley. 1.2931 0.05478 116 90 18 8
846 I think we’ve been mixing our metaphors. 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 24 5
847 Do you think we can spare the room? 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
848 I know you're giving me the silent treatment – I heard a pin drop. 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
849 So this is strike three huh? No pin untended. 1.2920 0.05717 113 89 15 9
850 I have no idea how this could be considered funny. 1.2917 0.06441 96 77 10 9
851 The Easter bunny must have had trouble with her supply chain, too. 1.2917 0.05212 120 92 21 7
852 This is all I can spare. 1.2917 0.04915 144 112 22 10
853 I hate it when I lose the game directions. 1.2913 0.04904 103 75 26 2
854 I know the dog in the apartment downstairs has been barking too much, but this seems a tad bit too retaliatory. 1.2913 0.04904 103 75 26 2
855 Ok, checkers. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
856 You strike me as a good therapist. 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
857 How's this for Feng Shui? 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
858 I probably should've gone with "Truth" instead. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
859 Babe, I think we are playing checkers wrong. 1.2906 0.05300 117 90 20 7
860 Now all we need is shoes. 1.2906 0.05014 117 88 24 5
861 It was buy one get one free Marsha,what did you want me to do 1.2906 0.05571 117 92 16 9
862 It's not what it looks like! 1.2906 0.05300 117 90 20 7
863 Yes, I named them all Wilson. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
864 This is Sergei and Veronica and that one you’re holding is Maxine! 1.2901 0.04905 131 100 24 7
865 Why can’t you ever admit that I might have a good idea every now and then? 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
866 Can I ask you to stay in your lane? 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
867 I’m still saving to get the lanes built 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
868 Would you mind helping me pick up these spares? 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
869 To master this game, we must live it 1.2895 0.04941 114 85 25 4
870 Do you think we’re becoming ‘those neighbors’? 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
871 These aren't just pins and balls 'destroying your house', they're the beginning of a bowling empire. 1.2895 0.04941 114 85 25 4
872 The neighbors in 710 split. 1.2893 0.05434 121 95 17 9
873 Your turn to clean the gutters 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
874 Oh… a ”strike” strike… 1.2889 0.05058 90 65 24 1
875 How many times do I have to explain this, Candice? You don't steal a whole bowling alley all at once. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
876 The stomping didn’t seem to bother them so I stepped up our game. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
877 Scorekeeping” is never good for a marriage 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
878 First of all, you need an alley. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
879 Are you trying to frame me? 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
880 I dream of a life in which we don't have to rent our shoes. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
881 I can't believe no one has ever thought of this before. 1.2885 0.06061 104 83 12 9
882 Are you sure you've played the game before? 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
883 We're wearing the wrong shoes. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
884 Some people call it trash from the dumpster. I call it free exercise equipment. 1.2885 0.05905 104 82 14 8
885 Next time we ask "Furnished with what?" 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
886 Spare me 1.2880 0.05057 125 96 22 7
887 I adopt strays I find in gutters. 1.2874 0.06521 87 69 11 7
888 Well they all shouted "take it home, Lenny! 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
889 No, it's not like curling. 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
890 Or we can see a marriage counselor. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
891 We don't have to take the picture now. We could wait until later. It's up to you. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
892 That's the last time I clean the gutters. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
893 This is exactly what my mother said would happen 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
894 More balls, more chance to win. It's a male thing. 1.2870 0.05057 115 87 23 5
895 The lawyer said a 7-10 split. 1.2870 0.05491 115 90 17 8
896 I've gotta stop bringing my work home with me. 1.2870 0.05491 115 90 17 8
897 Well,we always wanted a spare room. 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
898 So the game is called Twister Bowling, and here’s how it works . . . 1.2870 0.05057 115 87 23 5
899 I have an addiction okay? You can’t expect me to stop cold turkey 1.2869 0.04725 122 91 27 4
900 I guess it's better than pins and needles. 1.2868 0.04822 129 98 25 6
901 Well the ad said it had a spare room 1.2868 0.05185 129 101 19 9
902 I just got out of the gutter. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
903 ...and then I said "Just what ARE the perks of being a pinsetter?" 1.2857 0.05855 105 83 14 8
904 I live downstairs 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
905 It said "Buy 1 Get 1 Free" 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
906 They asked us not to split 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
907 I mean, it is furnished. 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
908 Before you say anything, it was "Amazon's Deal for the Day" (and we received Free Shipping with Prime Membership 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
909 I swear it's not what it looks like. 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
910 So I throw it, and you hit it, okay? 1.2857 0.06323 98 79 10 9
911 Rock, paper, scissors is old school. 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
912 I find regular bowling too restrictive. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
913 I think there must be some problem with our wedding gift registry. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
914 Let's face the possibility that after two years of staying home for the pandemic, we may have forgotten how to play this. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
915 Is this or is this not the spare room? 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
916 It strikes me that we may not need so many spares 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
917 See, this is what happens when you've got too many balls in the air. 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
918 When we agreed to fight fairly, I didn’t visualize this. 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
919 You think you have balls? 1.2844 0.04716 109 80 27 2
920 You told me you were bored of your Peloton. 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
921 Maybe we should hire a party planner next time & just stay in our lanes. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
922 I think we should see other people. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
923 We need to talk. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
924 You never like any of my hobbies. 1.2832 0.05102 113 86 22 5
925 Bob Feinstein called again and said "spare him" then laughed maniacally before hanging up 1.2832 0.05254 113 87 20 6
926 No, you're thinking of croquet 1.2832 0.05254 113 87 20 6
927 I don't want say 'I told you so' but clearly this neighbor above us literally WAS bowling in his living room! 1.2832 0.04944 113 85 24 4
928 You must admit, it’s striking. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
929 I wondered what you meant when you said you wanted to play pinball! 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
930 The video game was better 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
931 Don’t tell me you forgot your shoes again. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
932 Give me two weeks to try to line up a show at MoMA and I'll put the furniture back. 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
933 Sorry babe, you’re the seven and I’m the ten. It’s time to split. 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
934 You're a weird kind of klepto huh? 1.2828 0.05927 99 78 14 7
935 This was Strike Number three, Jonathan 1.2826 0.05038 138 109 19 10
936 'They said they were on strike, and spare no one." 1.2824 0.05228 131 104 17 10
937 It's a bowling alley starter kit. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
938 I'll bring them down to the alley. 1.2823 0.05065 124 96 21 7
939 The movers went on strike. 1.2819 0.04373 149 113 30 6
940 You said that you didn't want me to go out bowling anymore, so, here we are... 1.2818 0.04680 110 81 27 2
941 I say that’s the last time we rent this place out on Airbnb. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
942 Remember , I am the one with the balls in the family ! 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
943 No, the downstairs neighbor won’t notice 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
944 I meant sewing pins, you idiot! 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
945 Are you sure this is how to play pinball? 1.2812 0.05427 128 103 14 11
946 The marriage counselor said we only needed to work on juggling home and office. 1.2812 0.04953 128 99 22 7
947 I swear this is the last of my Covid hobbies. 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
948 This is nothing... You should see my collection of vintage VHS tapes and DVDs. 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
949 WHAT DO WE DO NEXT? 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
950 No, we agreed I would bring 5 pins and 9 balls and YOU would bring 5 pins and a credenza. 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
951 This looks like it’s right up your alley. 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
952 The agreement is, we host a few bowling tourneys a month for a fantastic discount on the rent! 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
953 I don’t think this “work from home” bowling alley is going to work. 1.2804 0.05908 107 86 12 9
954 I'm trying "work from home," but my job is at a bowling alley. 1.2800 0.04835 150 119 20 11
955 Pandemic is almost over honey! 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
956 Now I see what you mean, a bowling theme party isn’t as cool as I thought 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
957 I couldn’t just leave them in the alley. 1.2800 0.04940 100 74 24 2
958 Same as billiards, remember? 1.2796 0.06185 93 74 12 7
959 Are you sure this is the way Japanese gardens are made? 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
960 Listen all I'm asking is can you spare a strike! 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
961 Maybe we could use them as party favors. 1.2793 0.05303 111 86 19 6
962 I was excited when the listing said the place came with a spare room. Not so much anymore. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
963 Out of your league? 1.2787 0.04836 122 93 24 5
964 When the realtor said pinhouse,I thought he said the penthouse with a ballroom. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
965 We’re gonna need a spare bedroom. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
966 You set ‘em up, I knock ‘em down 1.2783 0.04546 115 85 28 2
967 I'm thinking maybe we should read the instructions. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
968 I like to think outside the lane. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
969 When I said rob the bowling alley I meant the cash register. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
970 Maybe we should look at the instructions? 1.2778 0.04893 108 81 24 3
971 I like the idea of pins and balls but honestly there has to be a better idea of organizing it. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
972 I appreciate your open frame of mind on this new business venture 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
973 They said “alley not included”. 1.2773 0.05327 119 94 17 8
974 The building manager said anything left in the alley is up for grabs. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
975 Be careful with that in this building. You can hear a pin drop. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
976 My boss says I can work from home as long as I don't split. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
977 I like the odds. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
978 I guess we could put them in the spare room. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
979 I see you finally got around to reading Feng shui for dummies…” 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
980 What is it with men? My last boyfriend had a Star Wars collection. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
981 I never thought we’d split like this. 1.2766 0.06126 94 75 12 7
982 OK, I’ll clean up if you’ll just unglue my fingers 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
983 We're staging a room, not a tournament. 1.2764 0.05452 123 99 14 10
984 I feel like we're trapped in a sexually fraught subtext. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
985 Bill from the first floor says he can’t sleep because he’s feeling down in the gutter. 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
986 I’m not sure where that one goes. 1.2759 0.06476 87 70 10 7
987 I knew something was going on when I found another man's shoes in our house! 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
988 Let’s try it in the hall. 1.2756 0.04959 127 99 21 7
989 This just wasn’t what I had in mind for the spare room. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
990 All you need to do is sell two balls and one pin per month. You can be your own boss! 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
991 White people in ny are crazy, look at these gifts 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
992 Are you sure there weren’t any instructions? 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
993 I think the neighbours hate us. 1.2752 0.05810 109 88 12 9
994 No, I love them. I’m just a little worried about the Rumba. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
995 Your binge shopping must stop 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
996 This isn’t what I was expecting when you said you were going on strike. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
997 I sure hope the bowling alley will reopen soon! 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
998 Where are we going with all this? 1.2743 0.04745 113 85 25 3
999 Renewing in the unit above the tap-dancer was frickin' genius. The time: revenge o'clock. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
1000 Maybe joining the gym was a better idea after all 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
1001 I'm thinking of quitting at the bowling alley. Work from home has been awful. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1002 And still the cat got through? 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1003 Remind me again why immersion bowling seemed like a good idea for us? 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1004 So what if they were on sale? 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1005 What do you mean the pins don’t social distance? 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1006 You gotta love Amazon Prime. 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1007 It’s time for me to split. 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1008 Hmm. Why do I think our relationship is in the gutter? 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1009 You have to admit, it’s better than rats. 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1010 As you can see, this can be used as a spare room 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1011 Splitting would be terrible! 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1012 It was either this or a putting green. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1013 That's it. No more IKEA bowling lanes. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1014 I’m telling you this is not pinball! 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1015 This will make them think we don't want furniture. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
1016 How do I win again? 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1017 My bowling buddies kept telling me to pick up spares. 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
1018 Once we learn how ,we will be a greatest juggling act ever! 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1019 Okay, now try picking up another spare. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1020 I think we need more spare space. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1021 What’s black an white and rolled all over? 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1022 Whaddya mean, phallic symbolism? 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
1023 Why have a bowling alley when you can have a bowling studio? 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
1024 I collect bowling balls to keep my mind out of the gutter. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1025 Well, I'm not bowled over 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1026 They're asking a perfect 300 per week. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1027 No strikes this time, but I managed to get a few spares. 1.2712 0.05058 118 92 20 6
1028 You must be my downstairs neighbor. 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1029 Our downstairs neighbors may have a point. 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1030 So, is this what you thought I was doing upstairs? 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1031 So you're that kind of neighbor, huh? 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1032 The Groupon made it sound more like lessons. 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1033 You're right, we need a bigger place. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1034 Remember, the balls are mine. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1035 You’re right, the little things do build up. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
1036 We were only gone for an hour! 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1037 This is your last strike, Jake 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1038 I think it worked better when we kept our stuff separate. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1039 We need to set some ground rules. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1040 I’m on strike 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
1041 Getting a hobby has completely cured my ADHD. 1.2705 0.04661 122 93 25 4
1042 I'm trying out all the models before I choose one. 1.2703 0.04779 111 84 24 3
1043 I’m going on strike. 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
1044 I told you Zoom bowling class was gonna be weird. 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
1045 The bowling alley upstairs really needs to patch up that hole. 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
1046 This is my Spare room. 1.2700 0.06006 100 81 11 8
1047 A big spider on my back ? 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
1048 It’s still the best way to break a lease. 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
1049 I'm not sure they really tie the room together. Maybe we should have just gone for a rug. 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
1050 Stop watering them 1.2700 0.05835 100 80 13 7
1051 Me thinks, we are hoarders! 1.2697 0.06543 89 73 8 8
1052 On second thought, building a bowling lane in our apartment might bother the other tenants.” Jeffrey Manly Toronto, Ont 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1053 I keep forgetting to unsubscribe. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1054 Now I know why we got the apartment at the end of the alley so cheap. 1.2692 0.05834 104 84 12 8
1055 This apartment just isn't up my alley. 1.2689 0.05161 119 94 18 7
1056 Please don't strike, spare me. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1057 Well, it was a messy divorce. My ex got the furniture and the bowling alley. I had to settle for this. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1058 You told me to get a pair! 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
1059 We’re certainly getting full use of the spare room. 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
1060 Okay, hand me that pin so I can explain the Out-of-Network coverage pre-authorization process system one more time. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1061 I just think they're neat. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1062 I disagree, I think the neighbors are the ones being inconsiderate. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1063 What do you mean, you’re going to split? 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1064 Well, you did tell me to get some balls. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1065 I’m thinking about taking up golf. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1066 You see a failure in business. I see a future in art. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1067 I never know what to do with the spare bedroom. 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
1068 Oh, spare me. I knew you'd try to pin this on me. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1069 The interior designer really meant avant garde, huh? 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
1070 You wouldn’t believe the deal I got! 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1071 I thought this would set the mood for the dinner I have been cooking. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1072 Before you hit me over the head with that, allow me to explain. 1.2673 0.05052 101 77 21 3
1073 They call it pay in kind. 1.2673 0.04852 101 76 23 2
1074 They didn't have any roses left. 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
1075 I knew it, this is what the upstairs neighbors do all day 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1076 Not the strike I envisioned 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1077 Spare me your excuses. 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
1078 We should have started with tennis balls. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1079 They are all going on strike. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1080 At Brunswick, we're still working from home! 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
1081 I think this is a split. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1082 The neighbors claim the floors are thin enough to hear a pin drop. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1083 There's no easy way to picking up spares. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1084 Amazon said, “don’t send them back”. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1085 I think we're finally ready to have children. 1.2661 0.04596 124 95 25 4
1086 Maybe I should have stayed in my lane. 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
1087 I always wanted a place with a spare room. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
1088 I lost the instructions from IKEA. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
1089 This is progress. All we need now is an alley. 1.2657 0.04650 143 113 22 8
1090 The bowling league is on strike. 1.2652 0.04416 132 101 27 4
1091 Klepto what! 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1092 OK, I'll do the dishes. 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1093 Let’s never split! 1.2650 0.05346 117 94 15 8
1094 When you see every problem as a bowling pin then you want a lot of bowling balls. 1.2650 0.04915 117 91 21 5
1095 It started out with one ball and a few pins. I am not sure how this happened. 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1096 I really want to stay in my lane. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1097 This isn't what I mean when I said we should "strike" 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1098 The other room is full of baseball and bats. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1099 I didn’t think about the downstairs neighbors when I planned this date night in 1.2647 0.04812 102 77 23 2
1100 Don't worry, our downstairs neighbors can't hear a pin drop. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
1101 I thought you said you had the alley. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1102 I guess we should probably get rid of our at home bowling set now that Covid numbers have dropped. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1103 I mainly collect spares — I just hate the feeling of striking out. 1.2642 0.04702 106 80 24 2
1104 They just looked so lonely. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1105 Ngl when you told me you were kinky I had something else in mind 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1106 Choose your weapon 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1107 The neighbors thought we were moving furniture for some reason… 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1108 Well, at least we have spares 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1109 They help ground me after a busy day. 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1110 I think it's time to test their free return policy. 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
1111 I just know there’s something missing. 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
1112 But you seemed so happy to be moving into a house with a spare room. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1113 I had a different pinball in mind 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1114 Five-pin would have been less complicated. 1.2621 0.04772 103 78 23 2
1115 I love the view, but the neighbors are terrible whiners. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1116 Admitting is the first step." 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
1117 What do you mean, I don’t bowl you over? 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1118 We should have labelled the boxes. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1119 Maybe it would be a game if we placed the balls in a triangle and threw the pins at them? 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1120 So, this looked better on Pinterest. 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
1121 I told you to GROW a pair of balls! 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1122 Maybe it’s safe to go back to the bowling alley. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1123 I know what you’re thinking, but just wait until someone tries to break in. 1.2614 0.04980 88 66 21 1
1124 Let's get this place unfurnished. 1.2614 0.06362 88 72 9 7
1125 I prefer bowling alone. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1126 This could be a great spare room. 1.2613 0.05386 111 89 15 7
1127 Let’s not argue over this split 1.2613 0.05386 111 89 15 7
1128 We can't do this without the proper shoes. 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
1129 I'm just waiting for the shoes. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1130 Easy, It's alley Feng Shui 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1131 You're trying to tell me that you want a split, aren't you? 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1132 Let’s just call it an even split 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1133 All us employees decided to strike from home today. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1134 I have more balls than you have pins. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1135 What do you mean you want to split? 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
1136 Now let’s try some roll reversal. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
1137 I forget how to play but I think I’m ahead! 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1138 Let’s face it, the at-home version of this game isn’t as fun as advertised. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1139 Are you trying to tell me these aren’t kettle bells? 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1140 It did say alley adjacent. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1141 I don't know how to tell you this, but my fantasy was actually about Anne Boleyn, not having a bowl-in. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1142 Bumper Crop! 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1143 Are we sure this is how it’s played? 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
1144 This way we don’t have to rent the shoes 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1145 I found these out front in the gutter." 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
1146 We should've stayed in our lane. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1147 Are we missing something? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1148 What balls? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1149 It's the age-old question - balls or pins? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1150 Not everything can be done over Zoom, honey. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
1151 Yes we're complementary but I'm actually not so sure we should live together. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
1152 I wanted a more even playing field 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1153 They came as a set 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1154 Next time she visits, your mother is staying in a hotel, period. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1155 It still seems working class. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1156 Im calling it my 'pindemic'. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1157 I think it’s obvious we know nothing about baseball. 1.2581 0.06286 93 77 8 8
1158 You always forget your PIN. 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
1159 I had to. They were asking $1 a ball and $.75 a pin. Now all we need is an alley and a pinsetter. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1160 It’s half off if you build the lanes yourself 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1161 I'm thinking there's no scenario here where this ends with a funny punchline. 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1162 No worries; computer games won’t last forever. 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
1163 A "pin-ball blizzard." 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1164 It's harder to get a strike or a spare, but the good news is... no gutter balls. 1.2577 0.04698 97 73 23 1
1165 I forgot how to keep score. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1166 We only knocked down one pin? Covid home bowling is a lot harder than I thought. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
1167 Yeah, I guess they don't really go together -- looting and marijuana. 1.2574 0.05743 101 82 12 7
1168 I don’t know about you, but I’m tripping balls. 1.2574 0.05743 101 82 12 7
1169 Not what I thought you meant when you said you were on strike. 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
1170 I thought you were in a bowling club, not a bowling-pin-and-ball-of-the-month club. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
1171 When you said you lived in an alley, I pictured something very different. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
1172 Ally hoop! 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
1173 And here, we can observe the species, Upstairs Neighbors, in their natural habitat.” 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1174 I'm not the one who dropped the ball. 1.2571 0.05746 105 86 11 8
1175 No, I guess Pandemic Bowling isn't going to be a "thing." 1.2571 0.04694 105 80 23 2
1176 Couples therapy is weird. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
1177 I know you wanted to be inclusive and fair but I believe the pins have to go as a group to far end of the room...the balls stay here with me. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
1178 Two balls beat one club!! 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
1179 Let’s get a dog! 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1180 This was what I had to do during the pandemic when the bowling alley was closed. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
1181 It's better than watching the sourdough starter. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
1182 Yes I know, it's a strange thing to hoard 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1183 I can't remember where I put the instructions. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
1184 Is this your way of telling me your tired of Wordle? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1185 I'm trying to get organized. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1186 I guess I accidentally clicked “Subscribe and Save.” 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1187 Because I'm the pin ball wizard 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
1188 Well I guess this is one way to be sure there’s no excessive drinking at the party. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
1189 They say they're going to strike and have no time to spare. 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
1190 O no, all of that violent throwing and striking was too unhealthy. Now we partner them up for team-building exercises. 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
1191 Yes... I watched "The Big Lebowski" again" 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1192 As you can see, I keep a few spares. 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
1193 They did say the apartment was on a nice lane. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1194 I really miss the shoes. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1195 We're living in the gutter. 1.2551 0.05858 98 80 11 7
1196 This time let's invite the neighbors to attend the class too. 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
1197 Try again. You nearly hit one that time. 1.2547 0.05697 106 87 11 8
1198 I was never good with boundaries. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1199 Fine, telebowling from home isn't quite the same thing. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1200 Is there room for shotputs? 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1201 They could all be Wilson 1.2540 0.04638 126 99 22 5
1202 Babe, I just want to make sure we're both totally communicating clearly and both giving enthusiastic consent. You're definitely turned on by incorporating bowling equipment into our love life? 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1203 There are a few more in the car. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
1204 I’m sure this is obvious but we’ll want to set the pins up opposite the glass 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1205 I bought the place, but the shoes are rented. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
1206 The indoor putting green was probably a better choice. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
1207 So, where did you want to put the couch? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1208 You said furnish the spare room. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1209 I thought YOU had the directions! 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
1210 Um, no…. The point is to hit the pins with the balls, not to hit the balls with the pin. Let’s just start there. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
1211 I miss regular yoga…. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
1212 The realtor suggested we stage the apartment, not a tournament. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1213 we forgot bowling shoes. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1214 They did say "some assembly required." 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
1215 How did we NOT break the window? 1.2527 0.04840 91 69 21 1
1216 Open the bedroom door. This can still work. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1217 I think you misunderstood me when I said I live to play pinball. 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
1218 Stay in my own lane? What lane? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1219 Most of them are cake. 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
1220 I love being an adult. 1.2527 0.06171 91 75 9 7
1221 No, I can’t stay in my lane. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1222 Now that covid's over, I thought it'd be nice to meet the neighbors. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1223 I don't think I understand some of the nuances of this game. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1224 I think you’re juggling too many things 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1225 I was going for a ‘You bowl me over’ metaphor 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
1226 I hate having to rent shoes in my own home. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1227 I still don't get why we needed special shoes for this. 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
1228 Now we're even! 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1229 The Amazon guy just kept saying ‘another big box for a Mr. Lebowski.’ 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1230 I'm planning to strike out on my own now. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1231 We bought the wrong kind of “pin-ball machine”. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1232 What do you mean this isn't the way to play pinball? 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
1233 I superglued my fingers in here so I’d stop itching my rash. 1.2523 0.05647 111 92 10 9
1234 I asked for polling bins. 1.2522 0.05362 115 94 13 8
1235 Well, how many purses does one woman need? 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
1236 Ten pins and one ball, dingus! 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
1237 They said an alley was included. 1.2520 0.04978 123 99 17 7
1238 Maybe we should read the instructions again. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
1239 No, I said 'get me a bag of Skittles' 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1240 What can I say I’m a kleptomaniac who works at a bowling alley. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1241 Told you I was a pinhead. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1242 ...It is an indoor game...no ?? 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
1243 Shall I bowl you over or do you want to pin me? 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
1244 You know how hard it is to get an affordable apartment in New York? You better set 'em up. 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
1245 Hmm...I guess you win ! 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
1246 So, what would you like to do on our second date? 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1247 You don’t need to threaten me with that just because I said "look at my big, heavy balls.’ 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1248 Well, now we can list it with a spare bedroom. 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
1249 You really think you’re a-symptomatic? 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
1250 I said I liked Pinball, not pins and balls. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1251 All we need is an alley and we're in business. 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1252 I guess we'd better put a league together. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1253 No more games from Ikea. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1254 What's Autofill? 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
1255 Now let’s give that music blasting jerk downstairs a taste of his own medicine . 1.2500 0.04683 96 73 22 1
1256 The union rep said we hadda strike from home! 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
1257 I’d like to stage the open house like a more expensive property. Indoor bowling can add substantially to a sales price. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1258 I have been saving for a bowling alley. 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
1259 You are right. Picklebowling will never be a thing. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
1260 They advertised an alley. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
1261 I'm re-imagining my life. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
1262 Next time we practice, let's go to a bowling alley. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
1263 The flat next door, with mouse traps and ping pong balls, is $100 a month less. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1264 I've switched to a bidet, that's how. 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
1265 I've just invented this game. It's called Pinbowl. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1266 We can put the rest in the spare room. 1.2500 0.05923 96 79 10 7
1267 What sorority are you pledging? 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
1268 I think it's time you either drop out of the league or get treated for your kleptomania. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
1269 I don't understand. You want to call off the wedding? 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
1270 I agree it's very interesting, but I still think that chairs would be more comfortable. 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1271 At least I got free shipping. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
1272 This might not be our best investment against inflation. 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
1273 I thought you'd liked my goatee. 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
1274 You never appreciate the nuance of my art installations. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1275 Did I mention my mother is coming over today? 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1276 I got an idea for the spare bedroom. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1277 They followed me home! 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1278 I think we need an alley. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
1279 because you make me feel emasculated 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1280 Spare me the explanation darling. 1.2478 0.05263 113 92 14 7
1281 It's time we met up with someone in a dark alley. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1282 I'm calling IKEA again. 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1283 I knew when we met that you were out of my league. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1284 Should we invite the downstairs neighbors? 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
1285 I'm trying to make the 7 - 10 split. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1286 My therapist says I need to stop trying to build myself up by knocking things down. 1.2476 0.04645 105 81 22 2
1287 This virtual bowling is for the birds. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1288 Your Pin, my two balls. Is that love? 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1289 I knew that living under a bowling alley would be noisy but I wasn't ready for this! 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1290 We have to stop watching "The Big Lebowski" 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1291 So you're telling me, you are the pin/ball wizard? 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1292 I coach synchronized bowling.” 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1293 We seem to have reached an impasse. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1294 Be reasonable. If I tidied the spare room, then this cartoon would just be an open frame. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1295 If this is the spare bedroom, I don’t want to think about what’s in the man cave. 1.2474 0.05868 97 80 10 7
1296 OK! What's the next step? 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
1297 You are right, we probably should have started with a lane. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1298 Baby, I don't like that look in your eye. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1299 Sorry, the pinsetter broke. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1300 I am recreating the original function and layout of Stonehenge. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1301 You play tenpins your way; I’ll play it mine. 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1302 Maybe we should read the manual. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
1303 What? I thought we could use a spare. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
1304 I know how hard we tried, but I've decided to take up golfing. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1305 Upstairs neighbours starterpack 1.2473 0.06049 93 77 9 7
1306 'Ok... But you do see how "balls and pins" sounds a lot like bobby pins' 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1307 I've got to stop winning these bowling tournaments. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1308 You think they can hear us? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1309 i told them to turn the music down. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1310 I don’t think those are the right kind of shoes 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
1311 I think we're doing this wrong! 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1312 I thought it was a tube of hand lotion, not glue! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1313 Dean miscalculated the preparation needed for the seminar on Bowling Pin Strategy 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1314 I appreciate the gesture, but I don't think you understood what I meant when I said I like to play pinball. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1315 Not only is this not up our alley, we don’t have one. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1316 Hang on, I read about this once in a math problem. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1317 Is this why you kept asking me for my shoe size? 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
1318 I feel like I’m walking on pins and bowling balls around you. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
1319 Try not to hit the glass door. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
1320 Oh, you said , ‘Grow a pair?’ I thought you told me to ‘Throw a spare.’ 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
1321 I thought it would be a nice change from binge watching “Game of Thrones” 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
1322 YOU'RE the one hired the designer to create a spare room, so don't pin this on me! 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
1323 I think the original ratio of balls to pins worked better. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1324 Watch out for the pinsetter. 1.2460 0.04463 126 99 23 4
1325 Well, it comes with a spare bedroom. 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1326 When did we close the bowling alley? 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1327 There's no room to spare. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1328 This beats living in the gutter. 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
1329 I appreciate your help getting these upstairs... but now I'm not sure where I was heading with this. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1330 „Have the downstairs neighbors given notice yet? My fingers hurt...“ 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1331 If we split the chores, we will both have time to spare. 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1332 I hope our downstairs neighbor doesn't mind our new hobby. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1333 They said they were spares! 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1334 Be honest…am I a bad bowler? 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1335 It's an interesting idea, I just don't think this is working. 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
1336 Honey I "bowled the kids" 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
1337 3-B complained again? It's quieter than the rave we hosted last weekend. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1338 I forgot the pin number 1.2447 0.05796 94 77 11 6
1339 Well, that's the last of them. No one can bowl anymore. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
1340 I'm sure if we look hard enough, we'll find a metaphor for our relationship. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
1341 I have no idea. We should ask the cartoonist... 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
1342 I think Alexa heard me talking about going on strike 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
1343 You said you needed a spare room. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1344 This is a real game changer. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
1345 I didn’t mind working from home but now I’m looking forward to dealing with the bowlers in person again. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1346 Not sure what our marriage counselor expects us to do here... 1.2442 0.06393 86 72 7 7
1347 OK, on three . . . 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1348 I have a problem 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1349 You're getting this all out of proportion. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1350 I'm not sure we're going far enough to annoy the downstairs neighbors... 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1351 This certainly seemed like a good idea at the time. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1352 We can put them next to the toilet paper. 1.2436 0.06873 78 66 5 7
1353 I think we need an intervention. 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
1354 For some reason, I can't keep my mind out of the gutter. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1355 Let’s call it a Spare and go to lunch. 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1356 I forgot to spray your shoes. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
1357 Let’s set up the pins away from the window. 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
1358 That's not what 'pick up a spare' means. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
1359 I hope they pick a caption soon. These balls are getting heavy 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
1360 I thought you wanted a spare bedroom? 1.2424 0.04561 99 76 22 1
1361 Next level rock, paper, scissors. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1362 I'm not sure we got the ratio right. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
1363 A lifted pin does not a spare room make. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1364 Tell them I'll stop when their baby stops. 1.2421 0.05741 95 78 11 6
1365 I'll pitch, you bat. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1366 So now we’re suppose to guess which was one is cake. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
1367 Sometimes it just feels like we’re at the opposite end of a long, dark alley, and all you want to do is knock me down again. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1368 I call my installation 'yin/yang - pin/bang.' 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1369 I have 50 pairs of bowling shoes on order. 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
1370 I don't know, I think we should use one ball, less pins and maybe organize them better? 1.2418 0.05918 91 75 10 6
1371 Got any idea where the lane is? 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
1372 I won't leave them lying around. 1.2418 0.05918 91 75 10 6
1373 I think a railroad flat would have been a better apartment choice. 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
1374 I read "Back to Work" and "Strike" and got confused. 1.2417 0.05158 120 99 13 8
1375 Noise complaints? That's ridiculous. We don't even have a stereo! 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
1376 But virtual bowling just isn't the same. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
1377 What could go wrong? 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
1378 I swear it looked better on my buddy’s Pinterest. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
1379 This doesn’t strike me as feng shui. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
1380 Will you be the yin to my yang? 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
1381 I told you the building manager wouldn't let us set up in the hallway." 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
1382 I said pinball, Tom. One word. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
1383 ... so we can practise what it means having kids. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
1384 You said to “only keep what sparks joy” 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
1385 I'm sorry, but I take my physics homework very seriously 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
1386 This was their final attempt to convince the super to give them the available downstairs unit. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1387 The guy told me we could get an even better deal on typewriters. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1388 Our ball to pin ratio is way off. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1389 I’m tired of bowling alone. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1390 If you’d read the prenup, you’d know that I get the balls AND the pins. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1391 The listing said it had 'spare' bedroom!!! 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1392 You can see now why this martial art is so rarely practiced. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1393 The bowling alley said they were on strike and had some to spare. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
1394 OK, How do we get OUT of this dream? 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
1395 You go first. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1396 I'm sorry. I just can't focus with those noisy idiots upstairs. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1397 Loud music from the neighbours. We'll show them what loud is! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1398 I rescued them from the gutter. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1399 I’ve never handled splits very well. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1400 I don't care how many balls you've got, back off! 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1401 I guess we'll just have to come up with some rules...or something... 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1402 Kettlebells are Russian, so... 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
1403 If we continue to be on pins and bowling balls with one another, we’re gonna need a bigger place! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
1404 Your foot was over the line. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1405 Where should we put the foul line? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
1406 Freed from corporate captivity they peacefully coexist! 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
1407 Is this better or worse than walking on pins and needles? 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
1408 It's a lot cheaper if you bring your own pins too 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1409 Ten pins and just one ball, really? 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1410 Sorry love, I didn't think this through. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1411 When I said I loved Wii Bowling, I didn't mean this. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1412 I don't think that this is how bowling works. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1413 The retired couple below seemed so excited for us to move in. How is it possible that they would want us to move out so soon? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1414 We need a longer apartment. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1415 I call it "Whack-a-bowl" 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1416 They were on sale. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1417 I always keep a few spares handy. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1418 It's not you. It's the shoes." 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1419 I don't know. I found them in the alley. 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
1420 I am sorry but I thought this place would be right up your alley. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1421 Why do we keep doing these TikTok challenges? 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
1422 So, what exactly do you purpose we do with the spare room? 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
1423 I said I wanted to play "Pinball!" 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
1424 We probably shouldn't broadcast our pin number 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
1425 Did you throw away the directions again?!!! We’ll never figure this out. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1426 Wait! Our shoes haven't arrived yet. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1427 Another day or two and I think they'll lower the music. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1428 How does this gender reveal work? 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
1429 This is the newest exercise regimen. We have 8, 10, 12 and 15 pound balls, unless you prefer a pin. Those are only 5 pounds. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1430 Now you can tell your brother you do have balls. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1431 Right…happy hour. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1432 This isn't as fun without the beer and the nachos. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
1433 I thought I'd bowl you over" 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1434 Something is different in here, I can’t pin it down. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1435 Read the instruction again, Brad. 1.2376 0.05477 101 83 12 6
1436 "The alley is on backorder." 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
1437 See, I‘be got a lot of balls 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1438 I saw it on TikTok. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
1439 We should have bought the bowling alley first. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
1440 Looks like the new downstairs tenants are moving out already. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
1441 I know! Now let's play, 'If you hit me over the head, I'll drop a ball on your foot.' 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
1442 Listen, It's not you, but me. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
1443 . . . Nope. I can STILL hear the kids upstairs. 1.2375 0.04788 80 61 19 0
1444 Is it your turn or mine? 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
1445 I picked up seventeen spares tonight. 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1446 housekeeper is on strike 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1447 I just really like the shoes. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1448 Are you sure we're supposed to throw the pins at the balls? 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1449 Maybe stealing pint glasses was a more practical idea? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1450 They let their dog bark for hours every morning, so we'll drop these at midnight every night, ok? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1451 My safe word is Strike. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1452 I think it’s about more than our competing design aesthetic. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
1453 Frank, you never spend any of your spare time with me. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
1454 I 'll spare you the details, but I was framed. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1455 I hope our new game doesn't disturb the neighbors too much! 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
1456 This is not the kind of strike I meant. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
1457 Just stand on stage with me and toss me a tenpin when the two balls are in the air 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
1458 Where did all our furniture go? 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
1459 I think it’s time to get rid of the props , the days of “zoom” bowling are over ! 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
1460 I didn’t realize how much responsibility came with being the “upstairs neighbor” 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
1461 Which one falls faster ? 1.2358 0.05454 106 88 11 7
1462 People who live in glass houses should not bowl. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
1463 They're strays, and I'm fostering them." 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1464 I put all the shoes under the kitchen counter. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
1465 Remember when we met in the alley? I bowled you over and you pinned me down! 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
1466 Well everyone else is working from home" 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
1467 Does this mean they don't bring you joy? 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
1468 I can't wait for this strike to be over 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
1469 To the death. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
1470 We never use the spare room. 1.2347 0.04541 98 76 21 1
1471 Spare me the housekeeping strike. 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
1472 Stop trying to pin this on me! 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
1473 Supply chain issues. The Xbox won't be here till June. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1474 It worked better in the alley. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
1475 If I win you clean up 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
1476 This is Manhattan, were you seriously expecting a full size lane? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
1477 So this is where the ball return leads. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1478 I needed something more challenging. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
1479 They refuse to stay in their lane. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1480 This is a really weird way to play chess 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1481 There’s gotta be a better way to get the ground floor apartment. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1482 The people downstairs will think twice before refusing to turn down their music next time we ask. 1.2338 0.04855 77 59 18 0
1483 This is not what I envisioned as our gameroom. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
1484 You haven’t got the balls. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1485 They're for my podcast. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
1486 Why so many balls? 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
1487 It's called an escape room. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
1488 The loser pays for the beer and the security deposit. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
1489 . I don't think this is how you play. 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
1490 I don't think this is gonna be the new Wordle 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
1491 I’m leaving you. And I’m taking my balls with. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1492 They were on clearance. I saved us over $500. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1493 It's either a bigger apartment or we take up bridge instead. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1494 I think we should split. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
1495 Honey, I can't play with just nine pins. Honey? Honey? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
1496 No one is bowling any more...I couldn't just leave them there. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
1497 So many bowling balls! Honey I’m so scared! 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
1498 Ok, you're right, my late night Amazon habit is out-of-control. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
1499 We are not that good at this are we? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
1500 Don't pin it on me - I've been framed. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
1501 We are not ready for children 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
1502 Well, it was you that said we needed to roll play. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
1503 Eviction? Spare me. You don’t have the balls. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
1504 I still think rock,paper,scissors would be quicker. 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
1505 So I guess the order really did go through the first time… 1.2326 0.06117 86 72 8 6
1506 It would be easier to vacuum with wall art. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
1507 America's Got Talent called. They said no. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
1508 I told you it was more than my mind that was in the gutter. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
1509 What would Bobby Fischer do? 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
1510 The agent assured me it would be right up our alley…but the shoes were not included. 1.2323 0.04501 99 77 21 1
1511 Spare me your threats! 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1512 We need some frames. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1513 You can’t pin this on me. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1514 I’m starting to feel like the hallway was a missed opportunity. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1515 Sorry, I think we have to sell the bowling alley. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
1516 The neighbors are complaining? About what? 1.2317 0.04688 82 63 19 0
1517 I'm thinking hardwood floors. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
1518 Maybe we should have purchased a bowling alley first. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1519 But you told me get some balls… 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1520 Seems our downstairs neighbor is not a bowling fan. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
1521 Wait, if you’re holding the pin up to my crotch, and I’m holding these below it, who’s gonna take the picture? 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
1522 No,I don't have two balls to spare. 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
1523 So, this isn't what our therapist meant by 'Split'? 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
1524 If the White House can do it for the President, we can do it for our staff. Plus we can charge for shoe rental. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1525 I forgot to order the lanes. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1526 Now that they’ve moved out what’ll we do with these? 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1527 I think there are three strikes against us. 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
1528 They followed me home. Can I keep them? 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
1529 Now, all we need are the shoes. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1530 I think it is obvious who has the balls 1.2308 0.06068 91 77 7 7
1531 Scoring was confusing enough, multiplying is a nightmare. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1532 I included balls that felt marginalized or excluded. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
1533 Now we just need to get close enough to Putin... 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
1534 Remember when you said you'd be going on strike and could use some support? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1535 I told you the guy in 3D would complain. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
1536 I’ve really had it with that jerk that lives below us!! 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
1537 I'd stay in my lane but there's no lane. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
1538 Just buying more of them doesn't actually make you stronger! 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
1539 I m' guessing no 300 games today. 1.2308 0.05863 91 76 9 6
1540 Well when you said the apartment had a striking view, its not quite what I was after 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
1541 I wanted a pin-ball *machine*! 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1542 I think we've misunderstood how bowling works. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
1543 I've got to get that stuck key on my laptop fixed! 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
1544 It rained on the grocery list that you gave me. 1.2299 0.06052 87 73 8 6
1545 Okay it's settled. You keep your pins and I keep my balls. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
1546 The last one did hurt. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
1547 After this, they’ll never complain about the vacuum again. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
1548 You said this could be our spare room. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1549 It’s nice, but I prefer an alley view. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
1550 This is a legitimate midlife crisis! 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
1551 I see what you mean but I still think I’m more of a dog person 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
1552 I saw this going differently in my head. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
1553 Is it weird that this all came in one set? 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
1554 What do you mean, I've got balls? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
1555 Now we need to find a safe ally in the neighborhood 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
1556 This is more than just a game for you, isn't it? 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
1557 I think that croquet book was wrong 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
1558 The guy downstairs is SO ornery, and I can't understand why. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
1559 You forgot the alley again 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
1560 No, I don't bowl. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
1561 ...And then there were two. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
1562 We'll be able to expand into the downstairs apartment when it goes on sale in about a week. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1563 I didn't think that this was what the apartment advertisement meant when it said "the place has room to spare." 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1564 The realtor assured me that this place would be up our alley 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1565 I think we played it wrong 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
1566 Wow, these datings apps really do work! 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
1567 Guess we should have thought about it before we bought this place. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
1568 How else will our downstairs neighbors know we're up here? 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
1569 They say it`s the distraction room. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
1570 We’ve scrimped and saved to accumulate all this and we still have to rent our shoes. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
1571 I'm not sure. I was thinking, "Reverse Deconstructed Bowling From Home". 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
1572 When I signed up for juggling school, I had something else in mind. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
1573 But the sale is only once a year. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
1574 Let's split 1.2277 0.04194 101 78 23 0
1575 It's like an employee perk, Man. Like you get free pens from the bank. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
1576 Let’s be honest for once - no games. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
1577 I was expecting another kind of pinball. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
1578 Yeah, I’m Lane. You say you just moved in downstairs? 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
1579 Stay in your own lane, Barb. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
1580 I got my master's in immersive entertainment. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
1581 Gotta be an easier way to break a lease. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
1582 The plants died, so I went for something more durable 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1583 The Zoom bowling league has caused issues in the Cohen household 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1584 Right now it’s love-fifteen; two more touchdowns and you get a strike. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1585 It seems the previous tenants WERE bowling in their living room! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
1586 Maybe next month they’ll have a big furniture sale. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
1587 Stealing the shoes became too easy. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1588 Maybe the ball to pin ratio is a bit off .... 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1589 Okay, I'll get the instructions. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
1590 Let’s not, OK? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
1591 Well, at least we're not throwing water balloons over the balcony! 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
1592 I’ll spare you the bowling details. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
1593 I told you, you can't just bring anything in from the alley! 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
1594 I'm channeling my inner Lebowski. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
1595 It's a new game... I hit you over the head with a bowling pin and you try not to drop the balls on your feet. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
1596 If they can find a way to live together, so can we. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
1597 I don't think 'opposites attract' is enough any more, Krista. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
1598 I'm sorry. I meant to say I am bowled over by your gifts. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
1599 I guess this is why you need a registry... 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
1600 According to the Food Channel, there are actual tools speciffacly made to tenderize meat! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
1601 It's a warning from a rival that I should stay in my lane 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
1602 Is there a rule book? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1603 I've signed up for a juggling class. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
1604 Stay in your lane," they said. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1605 Weren't there any instructions in the box? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1606 When I said we need to get set up for ourselves, this isn’t what I meant. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
1607 I found them in the alley out back. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
1608 Maybe WE should do a 6-10 split. 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
1609 Three strikes you’re out 1.2254 0.06713 71 60 6 5
1610 The landlord says he has an opening in the basement. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
1611 I think we are missing something here. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
1612 When we married you said you had no hidden secrets. Your self-storage says otherwise. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
1613 Wait! I thought YOU said, YOU read the instructions!! \ 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
1614 I think we misread the ratio of balls to pins...not to mention thinking that a glass wall here is wise. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
1615 One ball , one pin .It's the new equal opportunity mandate . 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
1616 Too suggestive for the gender reveal party? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
1617 You complete me... 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
1618 Our act still needs some practice. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
1619 I love the new job, but I'm just so used to taking work home with me... 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
1620 Did you forget the chainsaw? 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
1621 Wait, do you think this is annoying to the people that live below us? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
1622 I've never been one to stay in my lane. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
1623 Which is why we're paying extra for the Spare bedroom! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
1624 Not what I meant when I asked you to decorate the spare room, Sam. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
1625 When I said I wanted 'a split', this isn't what I meant 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
1626 I wish the alley wasn't ten floors down. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1627 I just found out the Ball Return and Automatic Pinsetter are an extra charge. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1628 What other sanctions should we try 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1629 How else will I keep the tenants awake without a trombone or work boots? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1630 I’m trying to stop the ‘balls’ jokes, but I can’t find the gutter to get my mind out of. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
1631 'I swear I read the ration is supposed to be one to one' 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
1632 The juggling kit will really work the forearms 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
1633 If you bought two balls, you got one pin free. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
1634 This isn't what I meant when I suggested we should strike 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
1635 I thought you said I love playing with your balls,so I ordered more. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
1636 Isn’t there a better way to get back at the neighbors downstairs? 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
1637 You can take the man out of the gutter but not the gutter out of the man. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
1638 I'm a PinBall Wizard. 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
1639 Go ahead - Strike me! I got balls! 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
1640 Just trying to improve the odds 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
1641 I thought you know how to play chess. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
1642 What? It worked for Peloton. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
1643 I thought you said you were bringing the alley. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
1644 Installation art isn’t supposed to be pragmatic. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
1645 Where's the rule book? 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
1646 OK, let’s call the whole thing off. 1.2234 0.05888 94 80 7 7
1647 I guess the strike is over 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1648 We are on the way to breaking our lease. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
1649 I still don't understand. Can you explain again what a 7-10 split mortgage is? 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
1650 Your lane or mine? 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
1651 So do we throw the balls or the pins? 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
1652 Something tells me we might have taken this juggling thing a bit too far 1.2233 0.04348 103 81 21 1
1653 Bernice, you just bowl me over! 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
1654 Just stick with juggling the pins. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
1655 I'm still optimistic we can make this work. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
1656 I found them all along the gutter. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
1657 The neighbours say one more strike and we’re out of the building. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1658 Just showing those guys down in 5B what REAL noise is. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
1659 Get a grip or split, Charlene. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
1660 Hon, you're standing in the gutter. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
1661 We should split. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
1662 It all started as a kid. Salt and pepper shakers and a nerf ball. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
1663 And, the three holes don’t bother you? 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1664 Let’s stop playing games. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
1665 I didn’t choose this life Linda. It chose me. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
1666 GETTING A STRIKE IS IMPOSSIBLE! 1.2222 0.06626 72 61 6 5
1667 You are the yin yo my yang 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
1668 Third strike’s a charm 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1669 OK, fine. I'll do the vacuuming. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
1670 A great view and right up my alley - I'll take it! 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1671 This isn’t what I meant when I said we should share PINs. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
1672 So, when are they delivering the lane? 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
1673 Maybe we could play "pin the tail on the donkey" instead. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1674 This is why we became upstairs neighbors. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
1675 Where’s the shoe rental? 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
1676 I’m done playing by other people’s rules 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1677 There were supposed to be more; but… you know, supply chain issues. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
1678 It was the wife, in the apartment with the bowling pin. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1679 We can technically still make a pinball machine out of all this, right? 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
1680 I thought tonight was your night to do the dishes 1.2222 0.05865 90 76 8 6
1681 The listing said it had gutters 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
1682 I misplaced the directions. 1.2212 0.05284 104 87 11 6
1683 Is this your way of going on strike. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1684 They make it look so easy on TV. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
1685 The note said "Alley not included." 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
1686 Well,you did tell the broker you wanted a spare room. 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
1687 I never thought bowling at home was much fun. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
1688 I heard bowling and a home cooked meal was the best first date. Sadly, we are crunched for time. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
1689 But you said, find a hobby that Freud would approve of. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
1690 Bowling dates used to be more fun. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
1691 But you said you're into artists! 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
1692 Guess we’re ready to play pin ball 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
1693 Can we put a pin in this? I have to roll. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
1694 My guru says to focus on the space between the pins. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
1695 All we need now are rental shoes and my dream of owning a home business will be complete. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
1696 I don't want to go bowling. I want to bowl alone. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
1697 When I said I like the bowling alley vibe, I was hoping for a retro couch and maybe a shag carpet. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
1698 But you said, “Bowl me over!” 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
1699 This is wrong up my alley. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
1700 I'm not sure we quite understand how to play this 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
1701 On 2nd thought, securing the sliding door with a broomstick seems like the better choice. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
1702 The ball returners went on strike 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
1703 I'm not used to wearing my own shoes. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
1704 Next time let’s go to the escape room first, then bowl. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
1705 Hey! My eyes are up here! 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
1706 To our downstairs neighbors: Yes, it’s exactly what you think. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
1707 Hi, is this the ballroom? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1708 Your gig work is getting out of hand. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1709 Yeah, so mine look more like this. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1710 This should finally get rid of our downstairs neighbors. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
1711 Why is it that I can't find the only pair of shoes I need? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1712 Neighbor downstairs says if we're going to continue bowling we need to get an automatic ball return. Steven Assael 516-316-5161 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1713 This wasn't what I had in mind when you said you'd found some decor in an alley. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1714 It’s time you cancelled your Costco membership 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1715 Who won? 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1716 I call it volley-bowl. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1717 “OK, I promise to stop spiking the ball after each strike.” Bob Murphy Aurora , IL 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
1718 I think we need to take a more linear approach to this. 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
1719 I know! The Badminton Set cost too much! 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
1720 Oh, spare me the drama of striking me with that pin. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
1721 Hurry. Let's clean up before the folks downstairs realize what's going on. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
1722 I need a new shirt. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
1723 I've always thought of them as adversaries, but what if that's just the way they've learned to approach each other? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
1724 Trust me, we'll call it Lover's Lane. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
1725 Our downstairs neighbor left another note 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1726 Ball to pin ratio is way off ! 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
1727 They had it all. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
1728 Nice pick up. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
1729 My mind isn't ALWAYS in the gutter. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
1730 If we clean up the back alley, we can put the shoe rack over there." 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
1731 I'm going to install a camera so we can catch them in the act. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
1732 I don't think this is how you play checkers. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
1733 Some people perfected their sourdough during Covid, but how many mastered juggling reactive resin, low-mass bowling balls? 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
1734 Hi we’re the fucking neighbors who live above Michael and Kelsey! 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
1735 Why do we have more bowling balls than pins? 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
1736 But you cleary said if it was in the alley, I could bring it home. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
1737 It's called mixing modes. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
1738 It seemed like a good deal at the time. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
1739 Perhaps we could store these in the spare room? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
1740 I don't think you can play this sport at home. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
1741 Trust me I have plenty of "spares"... 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
1742 Do you think the neighbors downstairs appreciate all the work we put in? 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
1743 $2000 on a new carpet and the still complain about the noise? 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
1744 I need to stop late night Amazon shopping. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1745 The next time I wish for a pinball machine, I’ll have to say it out loud. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
1746 I’m starting to regret buying off an alley. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
1747 It's gonna take more balls than that to try an pin me down! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1748 This is your second strike, I won’t spare you again! 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1749 Split happens. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
1750 Just once, I want to hit something 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1751 Don’t!… Just don’t. This is no time for puns 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
1752 Can't we just get an Oculus instead? 1.2185 0.04162 119 95 22 2
1753 Looks like there is no room to spare. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
1754 We should move this stuff to the alley 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
1755 I didn't realize I selected the 'subscribe and save' option... 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
1756 Now that we’ve kept only the things that spark joy, what next? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
1757 Let’s name it “CRT bowling.” 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
1758 I meant Nightmare Alley the movie 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
1759 We have 18 heavy balls and 10 pins. Now what do we do? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
1760 Ready to have real kids now ? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
1761 Leave? It’ll be tough to split at 7:10 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
1762 It’s still no match for the unit upstairs” 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
1763 No, the kleptomania itself is not really the problem... 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
1764 I’m trying to improve my strike to ball ratio. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
1765 It's mid-century Milwaukee. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
1766 It was cheaper by the dozen 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
1767 No, Sandra, this is NOT what I expected when you said I would be bowled over by the view 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
1768 Have you seen my pen? 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1769 I should have never gone on strike. It would have spared us a lot of agony. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1770 One ball for this many pins? 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1771 When you told me on our first date last week that I bowled you over I wasn't sure what you meant. 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
1772 My turn? I lost track. 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
1773 You’re overcompensating. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1774 Honey, put on your bowling shoes! People might think we’re crazy! 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
1775 Maya, "up my alley is a metaphorical expression". 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
1776 Some guy named Dude used to live here 1.2174 0.05747 92 78 8 6
1777 Don’t pin this on me. 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
1778 I'm starting to think it was a bad idea to live above your ex-boyfriend. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
1779 And I still can't find one that fits my hand. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
1780 I don't think this is a good version of couple's therapy. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
1781 Beats living in the alley. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
1782 I said I wanted a poinsettia, not a pin setter. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
1783 Oh, fuck! 1.2165 0.05719 97 83 7 7
1784 I feel like…you don’t get me 1.2165 0.05719 97 83 7 7
1785 Find something else to roll out the dough! I need all ten pins for my game to count. 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
1786 I started out with two and they just kept multiplying. Their breeding potential is striking. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
1787 Oh - so it is 10 pins and ONE ball? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
1788 They were having a yard sale at the bowling alley. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
1789 This will be a tough split. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
1790 I think I'm ready for plan B. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
1791 You said you wanted a guy with balls. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
1792 When I said you needed “More Balls” this isn’t what I had in mind… 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
1793 My bonus points at "Bowler Depot" were about to expire... 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
1794 You sure this will look like an accident? 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
1795 Do you thing they’ll miss them? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
1796 We should have stuck with ping pong. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
1797 I play by my own rules. 1.2159 0.06353 88 77 3 8
1798 I don't know what they're for. I found them in an alley. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
1799 Honey, I don't think this is how you play Pinball. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
1800 Of course there's no point. It's a Nihilism and Indoor Sports event. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
1801 You can't avoid the split, Barb. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
1802 Which one of us thought living below a bowling alley would be fun? 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
1803 I suppose we should take the next step and see how the game is played. 1.2159 0.05927 88 75 7 6
1804 I’ll admit I probably went a little overboard on the balls 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
1805 You’ve got some pair of balls 1.2159 0.05703 88 74 9 5
1806 You are right up my alley! 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
1807 I think we should sublet the spare room 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
1808 Later baby, I gotta 7-10 split right now." 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
1809 Now you regret going with the Berber carpeting instead of the hardwood flooring, don't you? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1810 Frankly, I'd prefer rock-paper-scissors. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1811 The ratio is wrong. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1812 It’s so quiet round here you could hear a pin drop 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
1813 Wish you hadn't lost the instructions. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
1814 remind me again why we don't like like our downstairs neighbors 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
1815 Please! Spare me! 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
1816 But we've always wanted a spare bedroom. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
1817 Human throws ball; ball strikes pin; pin clobbers human. It’s much more effective than scissors, paper, rock. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
1818 It is kind of like skins and shirts. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
1819 Splits are never easy. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
1820 You know, for me, it’s always been about the shoes. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
1821 Well, it happened again 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
1822 Honey, the downstairs neighbours are complaining again. I think it's time we bought a rug. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
1823 If I pin you down, you can’t bowl me over 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
1824 I don’t mind picking up after you once in a while, but this is where I draw the line. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1825 I think it's time we try that split. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1826 Next time let’s do rock/paper/scissors. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
1827 I really don't think we can reframe this game to resemble Wordle and cash in on the popularity. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
1828 So we have to get our stories straight before the cops get here. We were all just having a nice dinner party when a Wizard came &turned everyone into bowling pins & balls. If they ask, we didn’t invite the Wizard. Repeat after me, we’re gonna be O.K. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1829 okay, on 3… 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
1830 I just can’t stay in my lane. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1831 Auto-correct bungled my order for 'flooring.' 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1832 People with floor windows shouldn't throw bowling balls. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
1833 It was all on sale so why not? 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
1834 Well, we did tell the realtor we wanted a spare room. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
1835 But the rent is cheap! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
1836 At least we no longer live in an alley. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
1837 I’m not going to strike out again tonight, am I ? 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
1838 We're falling behind the Joneses. They're already on chainsaws and torches. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
1839 There's a logical explanation. Just put the pin down. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
1840 You do you play pinball? John 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1841 We should have insisted they stay in their lane. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
1842 I could swear it was advertised as having a galley kitchen. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1843 Ya know, it's just like you to bring a bowling pin to a bowling ball fight! 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
1844 The bowling alley was closing and selling everything after the owner ran it into the gutter. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
1845 That's the beauty of freestyle bowling—you can play it anywhere you want to. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
1846 Spare me the explanation, balls to the alley, pins in the gutter 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
1847 Just because they were free after the bowling alley went under? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
1848 It seems we never have a spare moment. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
1849 Oh! I thought you said you were bawling! 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
1850 So, who’s up to bat? 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
1851 Two more games and I think we'll be in position to ask the downstairs neighbor to stop cooking with so much garlic. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
1852 The real challenge is getting them to stay up. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
1853 Not what was meant when I said I wanted to play pinball 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1854 Your turn. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
1855 I can’t stay in my lane any longer. 1.2135 0.05865 89 76 7 6
1856 our Super Bowl party was a bust. 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
1857 I’m sorry but you can’t pin this on me! 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
1858 Let's bowl nude! 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
1859 Y'know, people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw bowling balls. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
1860 March Madness is a real thing. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
1861 I misunderstood the expression "picking up spares" with the guys at the alley. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
1862 Gee, I guess Peloton has a major problem with its production line". Leonard J. Ferrante Boca Raton, Florid 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
1863 We've got the Pins and the Balls now where's the Wizard? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
1864 I promise, babe, one more proof-of-purchase and we'll be able to pay off our mortgage. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
1865 This is what happens when gutters go on strike. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
1866 The Upstairs Neighbor Starter Pack 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
1867 So…the BYOB party with your bowling league was a good idea but… 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
1868 Read the instructions? And ruin all this? 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1869 We're on strike so I have a lot of spare time. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
1870 I guess I don't know how to play either. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
1871 You know what honey, I think it’s time to take up baseball … again. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
1872 I'm working on the 7-10 split. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
1873 Let me vacuum before we start. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
1874 Darn. It looks like the movers lost one of our balls. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
1875 This isn't what you meant by kegling? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
1876 Please tell me WHY I have to go down to the alley to play with my toys? 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1877 Wow! Did you take up Build Your Own Bowling Alley during the pandemic, too? 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1878 It was cheaper to buy the single pin with a complimentary ball. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
1879 Their interests are not up each other's alley, hence the indefinite strike. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1880 Only bowling benefits from disparity. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1881 ...Well if it breaks through a Window, just consider that a Gutter Ball 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
1882 Good thing we also went for the spare bathroom. 1.2118 0.04458 85 67 18 0
1883 This open bowling isn’t what I expected- but at least we get to use the house balls 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
1884 I still think you're a perfect 10 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
1885 When I said prepare to go bowling tonight, I didn't know you've never been to a bowling alley. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
1886 Maybe we should have bought the NFT version 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1887 We prefer the challenge of random selection. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
1888 This is not what I meant when I said we needed new bowls. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
1889 „It was always my dream to have a bowling ball for each of my bowling pins but now I achieved it I feel kind of stupid.“ 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
1890 Let me X-plain. 1.2115 0.05234 104 88 10 6
1891 The pins I get, but why would anyone need 18 bowling balls? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
1892 What if Edison's wife was so sarcastic. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
1893 No one mentioned supply chain issues when I ordered the bowling alley. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
1894 And just why can't pin setters and ball polishers work remotely, too? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
1895 Are you planning on using that? 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
1896 I don’t think this is what they meant by staging the spare bedroom … 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
1897 I think there’s someone in the house 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
1898 The marriage counselor had not prepared them for this exercise in abstract thinking. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
1899 I told you we need you get a temp in :( 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1900 The downstairs neighbors called again. Apparently they are not fans of performance art. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1901 They said this was a good game for two people to play. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1902 Frankly, I was expecting more from "a charming pied-à-terre adjacent to a trendy neighborhood alley." 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1903 Let's read the rule book again. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
1904 We didn’t stay in our lanes. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
1905 Somewhere in here is a corporate training exercise. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1906 How do these things work? 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
1907 Looks like we ended up with way too much time to spare. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1908 I can't play in Allbirds. I need real bowling shoes. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
1909 But where are the shoes? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1910 Where do you think the alley is?" 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1911 The next time they kick that stereo on up there at 2:00 a.m., they are gonna know we have an issue. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
1912 Let’s get into our bowling shirts and shoes. We play 25B in 10 minutes. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
1913 Maybe tonight I can hold the pin? 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
1914 I'm not saying that it doesn't look nice. It's just that the game works better if the pins go on one side and the balls on the other. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
1915 Of course I know how to play. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1916 I was hoping you would spare me. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
1917 I’m starting to re-think our free range bowling concept. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
1918 When I said I was trying to organize a strike, this isn't what I meant. 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
1919 You’re asking me to split? 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
1920 Are you sure that the neighbors are OK with this? 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
1921 They're just a few spares 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1922 This is my pinball room 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
1923 Maybe this new version just isn't up your alley. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1924 Don’t worry about noise complaints, there’s a three strikes policy. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
1925 This installation is from my ironic sports equipment series. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
1926 Now we HODL until the Bowling Supplies market heats up 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
1927 When I placed the order, i didn't realize it was a pack of 10 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
1928 Maybe let’s set them up away from the glass doors… 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
1929 Our children are starving, Gregory. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
1930 Everybody needs somebody. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
1931 So...You're having that dream again, too, huh? 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
1932 You're right. This sucks. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
1933 I think Wordle would be more practical. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
1934 The ratio is off. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
1935 Maybe we should have included places other than the bowling alley on our registry 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
1936 Well, ten pins against one ball just isn't fair. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
1937 Striking. Can you show me the spare room? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
1938 Oh sorry, I didn't know you could hear me in the apartment below. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
1939 They're called angry balls for a reason. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
1940 Pandemic bowling isn't as much fun. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
1941 You know I can’t say no to free stuff on Facebook Marketplace. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
1942 WHO says you can't bring them home 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
1943 Why in heaven’s name would I want to collect stamps? 1.2099 0.06013 81 69 7 5
1944 It's pretty clear we split. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
1945 Three strikes, I'm out?? 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
1946 I read that bowling alley startups are the next bit coin. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
1947 I just can't pin down the feeling.... 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
1948 this way I know I can knock them all down 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
1949 Think I should go back to collecting stamps. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
1950 I'd ask you to marry me, but you strike me as woman who's hard to pin down. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
1951 If we put them all together this way, they'll look like penises. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
1952 This apartment doesn’t bowl me over. 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
1953 It's always 10 to 1, I'm trying to even it up 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
1954 It was a stork. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
1955 Where do you suppose the alleys go? 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
1956 Wait until you see the shoe closet. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
1957 Their interests are not up each other's alley 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
1958 I thought we agreed you weren’t going to bring your work home anymore! 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
1959 Alright, I'm gonna level with you: I don't really know how to play chess. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
1960 They're banging their broomstick on their ceiling again. Why do they do that to us? 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
1961 Sometimes I feel like you don't understand me at all. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
1962 Bowling alleys make the best french fries. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
1963 IKEA bowling was a bad idea. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
1964 I'm knocked up, not knocked down, pinhead! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
1965 So which are furniture and which are art? 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
1966 For every pin there’s a ball? 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
1967 Don’t overthink this TikTok dance. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
1968 it's my week with the balls 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
1969 It's the best pest-control method I found online. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1970 It's time for me to strike out on my own. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
1971 I could get used to the smell of rental shoes. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
1972 I had a great idea for them last night. But I can't remember what it was. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
1973 You forgot the shoes. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
1974 Is that what getting "ratioed" means? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
1975 Are we taking Miss Anderson's math word problem too far? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
1976 The downstairs neighbors said ok. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
1977 Or we could just invest in an alarm 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
1978 So there was a strike.... 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
1979 To juggle, you need at least two. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
1980 Next time let's stay in our lane 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
1981 They're all so beautiful. I just can't choose one. 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
1982 You’re right! Maybe I should do more of my thinking INSIDE the box. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
1983 It’s art. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
1984 We’ll never work. We come from two different worlds” 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
1985 Glad you remembered your PIN. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
1986 When I said go pick up a turkey this isn’t what I meant. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
1987 I'm not sure this is how the game is played. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
1988 Sorry Margaret, but I won't get rid of all these pins and balls. That's just how I roll. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
1989 We need to learn to communicate better. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
1990 I'm pinning my hopes on having a ball. 1.2073 0.05945 82 70 7 5
1991 The next exercise is called the 7-10 Split. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
1992 It’s going to be the next big game, it’s called picklebowling! 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
1993 I told your mother I liked bowling once. Once. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
1994 I cleaned out the gutters. 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
1995 Your problem has nothing to do with your balls,honey.. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
1996 I think MLB went a little too far with their changes. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
1997 Are you sure you read the rules right? 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
1998 No -- You can't score it a strike if you knock down 12 pins with 12 balls. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
1999 We should have rented a place with wood floors. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2000 Maybe this will get our neighbors to come out. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2001 Why are we fighting like this? 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2002 You're wrong. My mind is not always in the gutter. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2003 Ok, now where are the rest of the pins? 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2004 This is our spare bedroom." 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2005 You know I can't resist striking out on a good sale. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2006 ...What? 1.2059 0.05276 102 87 9 6
2007 Not what I thought when they told us the apartment was alley-adjacent. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2008 It's the downstairs neighbor - you answer it this time. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2009 My therapist said he thinks this will build resilience into our relationship as well as coordination and strength. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2010 Honey, could you consider collecting stamps? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2011 Now can you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
2012 I think it's time we 7-10 split. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2013 Now that the restrictions are lifting, I think we should give up home bowling. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2014 They're breeding! I told you this would happen! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2015 Honey, are you sure you don’t want children? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2016 So where do we put the sofa? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2017 I can’t do this anymore. 1.2054 0.04935 112 95 11 6
2018 What did you think I meant when I said I’m getting a turkey tonight? 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2019 On the bright side, they left the bowling stuff. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2020 So "picking up a spare" is not meant to be taken literally? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2021 Maybe it’s time to change our juggling equipment 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2022 As jugglers, we're still exploring what bowling can offer. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2023 I was thinking a pinball machine,not pin bowling ball! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2024 I know this is less expensive than a home security system, I just don’t know how practical it is! 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2025 You’re right, we should have stayed in our lane. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2026 how about we break out that rule book? 1.2051 0.04785 117 99 12 6
2027 I prefer walking on pins and needles. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2028 I guess we should rent the shoes? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2029 We have to get outside. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2030 I set up the pins last time! 1.2048 0.05878 83 71 7 5
2031 You've got to stop bringing your work home with you. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2032 Is that a bowling pin your holding or are you just glad to see me? 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
2033 Pin-Ball" NFTs were only supposed to be virtual 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2034 you do the dishes, I'll wash the clothes 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2035 I try to walk softly when they're home downstairs 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2036 OK, OK! I agree it's not the best interior design idea. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2037 It's called "Immersion Juggling". 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2038 It’s the shipping fees that really get you. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2039 So, are you happy being back in the office? 1.2048 0.05878 83 71 7 5
2040 The boss is still mad at our pin to ball ratio so we're going on strike. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2041 This is not what I meant when I said “find some furniture in the alley.” 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2042 People in glass houses shouldn`t roll stones! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2043 Our relationship is a just a ball. I don't know, I can't pin it down. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2044 It was a bargain I couldn't pass up. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
2045 Spring cleaning helps remind me how crazy COVID lockdowns were. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2046 You should have ordered ten of the pins for each ball. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2047 I think this is right, but I'm usually drunk when I go bowling. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2048 I thought a spare was a good thing" 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2049 I’ve always played it the way the Founding Fathers intended 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2050 I'm not sure we can stay together. We're both juggling too much. 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
2051 Remember back when collecting was fun? 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
2052 Here’s a thought... Let’s take a juggling class. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2053 Spare me the details and don't tell me we need to split the costs 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
2054 You seem a little bowled over by all this. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2055 Gloria, on paper, take-out bowling with free delivery, looked real good. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2056 It's the only way I could think of to do Covid-safe bowling. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2057 They seem to be mixing well but more males than females...do some of your pins have friends they can invite at short notice? 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
2058 I miss going out. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2059 Well, bowling-at-home didn’t quite become the pandemic craze I’d expected 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2060 We went on strike, but I’ll spare you the details. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2061 I don’t know. 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
2062 It gets harder all the time to stop a free trial. 1.2029 0.06715 69 60 4 5
2063 About this work-from-home situation… 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
2064 When I mentioned 'pinball', this isn't what I had in mind. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2065 You haven't got the balls to hit me. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
2066 I swear, I just have been bowling. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2067 You're not making getting a strike any easier. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2068 That’s a very reasonable guess but my favorite Coen Brothers movie is actually Burn After Reading. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2069 you sure this right 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
2070 Can't we just fight like it's 1999? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2071 What time are the Lanes arriving? 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
2072 They were sick of being told to stay in their own lane 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2073 I can fit three fingers in these too. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2074 This is how I roll. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2075 Man, that Horoscope was dead on. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2076 I'm guessing this is not what you meant when you said, "pull the pin on our relationship." 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2077 Well, what did you want to put in the spare room? 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2078 We are still good on toilet paper and sanitizer. I thought we might need to stock up on hobby supplies for when the next wave hits. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2079 Stay in your lane, and I’m sure we can work this out. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2080 The glue was your idea. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2081 When you said you were getting an alarm system in case someone breaks in, I was expecting something much simpler. 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
2082 Not exactly what I meant by "Super Bowl Party". 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2083 My real estate agent said this room could be used for absolutely anything. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2084 Let's just throw them all in the spare room. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2085 Ok I admit last night was worse than I thought 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2086 I think we should establish a safe word. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2087 Is this a new SquidGames challenge? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2088 Why do I get the feeling your trying to set me up? 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
2089 So, where is this relationship going? 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2090 Exactly what lane are you in? 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2091 I think the guy who turned the bowling alley into an exercise club duped us. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
2092 I'm going pro. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2093 For our anniversary, I got you your favourite, ten pins and eighteen bowling balls. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2094 Perhaps there’s a better way to bring back the excitement 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2095 Now the noise from our upstairs neighbors during the lockdown totally makes sense. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2096 I knew we should have gone for a rooftop swimming pool. 1.2024 0.04410 84 67 17 0
2097 Put down the spare. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2098 We need a different hobby. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2099 Coconuts and fresh-bottled milk - they'll see us through! 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2100 It's 2020. Why do I look like a beatnik? 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
2101 Brooklyn Bowl called. We can stop working from home. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2102 I thought the idea was to avoid hitting the pins 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
2103 This is why we chose an apartment with a spare room. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2104 2 to 1, I win. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2105 Conveyor malfunction, I guess. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2106 You said I needed a hobby. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2107 Does our building even HAVE an alley? 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2108 Is this the introduction to juggling class? 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
2109 How 'bout if we duel? 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2110 YOU go stand over there. 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2111 I don't really care what the guy below us thinks... he should have taken the penthouse... 1.2018 0.04524 114 95 15 4
2112 Bataka bats? So Seventies. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2113 Maybe there's a better sports analogy to help us explain equity to the kids. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
2114 But you said you liked my balls.... 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2115 I mean, no one said it was going to be easy. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2116 I need another bowling ball. 1.2000 0.06006 80 69 6 5
2117 I think it's a fair retaliation to the loud music downstairs. 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2118 Put the pin down, honey. I'll hire a different living room decorator. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
2119 " So you're betting I can slap you before you knock me out? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2120 Does it make me a bad person to feel good about knocking down little white pins with a heavy black ball? 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2121 'I'm not sure this is up my alley.' 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2122 It's either going to make perfect sense when the shirts with our names on them arrive,or I'll agree that I've gone cooped up crazy. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
2123 We're going to need special shoes. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2124 Spare me the speech about my obsession with bowling. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
2125 That's not the way to get a strike 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
2126 How about giving up bowling for some furniture and a few kids 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2127 So this is how we're going to prevent a strike? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2128 The rent was cheaper in the cave. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2129 I think I picked the wrong hobby during the lockdown. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2130 ”This is your spare apartment? 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2131 Thank You but these aren't exactly what I meant when I asked for a pinball game for my birthday. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2132 You forgot your hearing aid. I said we needed more ball point pens, not more bowling balls & pins. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2133 Sorry it's a mess... the housekeeper is on strike. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2134 Your text said pick up Tidy-Bowl? 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2135 I mentioned I played once. Now it's all they gift me. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2136 I call this game, "Whack a bowl." 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2137 The square footage is correct, but I think this apartment is laid out incorrectly. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
2138 Each one is unique, like a fingerprint. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2139 I never thought it was fair that the pins outnumbered the balls. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2140 The maintenance fee alone will keep us in the gutter. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2141 If you have the target, I’ve got the balls……. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2142 I thought this is how you wanted to play pinball? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2143 I think we should consider split custody 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
2144 Which way should I lay out the lane? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2145 Spare me and get your mind out of the gutter before I split. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2146 When I was buying these, I couldn’t remember if you knock the ball into the pins, or the pin into the balls. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2147 Do you have to buy everything you see just because it's on a ballbuster sale? 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2148 Why am I getting the sense that this place isn't up your alley? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2149 Honey, you said you wouldn't be home until 5! 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2150 I think we should’ve watched that YouTube tutorial first. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2151 I think we only have room for 5 pin. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2152 Do you think they heard us? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2153 Please, Jenny, bowling shoes only in the living room. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2154 Too phallic? 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2155 So, you are cheating on me. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2156 Well it's a step up from walking on pins and needles. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2157 Can you request a different fringe benefit from the Paramount Lanes? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2158 The ad did say that the apartment came with a spare room. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2159 I don't think this is how bowling works 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
2160 Don't worry- The downstairs neighbors will think we're walking. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2161 What now? 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
2162 Your retail therapy has gotten a bit out of control 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2163 It's not panic buying, I'm just not risking running out of the essentials after this latest covid wave. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2164 « You’re the one who said you were bored in the bedroom. » 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2165 I don’t think this is going to work. 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
2166 You’ll be thanking me when the next pandemic wave hits and there’s a run on bowling paraphernalia. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2167 That’s the last strike! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2168 What do you mean I overcomplicate things? 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2169 I said, 3 strikes and you’re out 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2170 What can I say, Janet. I'm bowled over! 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2171 I thought you said You were a Pinball wizard- not… oh never mind. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2172 looks like we need more pins 1.2000 0.06264 80 70 4 6
2173 All we need now are the Alleys 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2174 How many points did you say a strike is worth? 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2175 I said I was going on strike 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2176 I was tired of being on pins and needles. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2177 No pun intended 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2178 I happened upon an auction and now I have an amazing new life plan for us... 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2179 Alexa. Start recording. 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2180 They're called House Balls for a reason. 1.1978 0.04199 91 73 18 0
2181 Maybe when they said get a hobby to get through the pandemic we picked the wrong one? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2182 They want to be friends. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2183 I told you meeting my side of the family would be weird. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2184 What did the Roomba ever do to you? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2185 Soon we'll be able to afford an alley. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2186 They're on strike, so I said they can crash at our place. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2187 Not all hobbies are good to do at home. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2188 We agreed. No kids. Just bowling. Don’t go weak on me now. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2189 I had a seizure while shopping on Amazon. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2190 One last round before the condo board meeting? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2191 But we went clubbing last week. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2192 Freud who now? 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2193 Wait, this is a set up 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2194 This IS worse than walking on pins and needles. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2195 I never promised you our marriage would be a bowl of cherries. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2196 Is this your metaphorically-passive-aggressive way of telling me our marriage is in the gutter? 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2197 Why do you say bowling is sexist? 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2198 I call balls, you take pins. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2199 If I didn’t agree to work from home I would have been fired. 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
2200 You said anything but a poker night. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2201 You're right. It's time to hold a garage sale. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2202 Welp, that's the last of your stuff. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2203 I'm unfamiliar with the game. Where do you want this? 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2204 They made a peace treaty. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2205 That internet firm WeBowl is having a closeout sale. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2206 Thank you for the surprise. But I said I have a PINBALL collection, not pins AND balls. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2207 Let's take this to the alley. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2208 Let's settle this in the alley. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2209 So I struck out…again? 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2210 when my profile said bowling is my life, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2211 On second thought,the buy-one-get-one-free wasn't such a great deal. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2212 It's a solutions based concept that can't fail. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2213 Umm… you are very striking 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2214 They were on sale. Buy one, get two balls free. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2215 You laugh now but soon it’ll be the next at-home workout trend. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2216 Well, you never had the balls anyway 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2217 I don't think this is what your OB/GYN meant when he suggested Kegeling exercises." 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2218 They're all on strike. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2219 I’ve missed you so much 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2220 This isn’t what I had in mind for the spare room. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2221 We might not be quite ready to juggle chainsaws. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2222 I rescued them from a dark alley. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2223 I think the cat can make it through, but it will be impossible for the dog. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2224 It's a game-changer. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2225 Just be glad we didn't take up horseback riding during the pandemic. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2226 That's all the invite said? A support group for those recovering from a difficult split? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2227 I thought I ordered a set of bowls. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2228 I have to learn to say “no”. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2229 Are you sure they are going to let this porno on TicTok 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2230 The neighbors called to complain about the noise. Maybe we should try and learn to juggle with something lighter. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2231 I thought YOU ordered the 20 pairs of pre-worn shoes. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2232 This is why my shoes have numbers on them. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2233 Thank goodness the COVID lockdown is going to be over soon. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2234 My fingers have been stuck in these for three hours and the door to the bathroom is broken. 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
2235 ‘TikTok made me do it..’ 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2236 It was their yearly BOGO sale. We’ll get a sofa eventually… 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2237 What? This is legitimate political discourse. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2238 My fingers are stuck inside, so just give my balls a whack. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2239 Why is it pins always come in packs of ten, but balls come in bags of eight? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
2240 I really regret not buying furniture instead 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2241 I call this game, the Penthouse Rumble. 1.1959 0.05210 97 83 9 5
2242 It was “buy one, get one free” 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2243 Pandemic bowling has finally lost its appeal. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2244 First this, then “Cupcake Wars.” 1.1957 0.05407 92 79 8 5
2245 I don’t think this is how we play baseball 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2246 After-party 1.1957 0.05407 92 79 8 5
2247 . Look, we don't need the pins. We're going to line up the balls at the end of the lane since the balls now identify as pins. 1.1957 0.05407 92 79 8 5
2248 Really? You prefer duckpin? 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2249 who ordered these... The ratio is all wrong! 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2250 I meant bowled over literally. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2251 Gosh, I love a good estate sale. Let’s check out the pickleball room next. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2252 You didn't buy a mallet? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2253 I don’t think this is how you’re supposed to play 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2254 How did we reach this point? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2255 When I suggested we embrace the spirit of East Brunswick, this is not what I had in mind! 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2256 Maybe we should have never left the cave. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
2257 So maybe we could use them to make a chair? 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2258 They told me to stay in my lane 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2259 We can corner the market in a niche industry. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2260 The irony dawned on him immediately when she split up with him at 7:10PM 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2261 So all you wanted to do was start the bidding? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2262 Pick a lane." Sue Cusack, Evanston, Illinoi 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2263 Let's make like a pin and split. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
2264 It’s a super bowl party. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2265 I didn't want to seven-ten split with you ... 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2266 Alley oops? 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2267 We take turns jumping over the pins or running away from the balls. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2268 Seriously, you're calling a"foot fault?" 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2269 You are the quantum electron I have always dreamed about. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2270 I thought you were canceling the subscription! 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2271 They say just have tiny little wins every day 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2272 I know you promised to never strike me, but you may really be asking for it. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
2273 We should have been suspicious when the real estate guy said the apartment was at the end of an alley 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
2274 I saw your Feng Shui guy at the bowling alley again. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
2275 This stuff was just sitting in the alley. 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
2276 If you think my aim was bad here, don’t go into the bathroom. 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
2277 Spare me, would you. I’m on strike. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2278 All they've known is life in captivity. They'd wouldn't last a day out in the wild. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
2279 Maybe the drum set wasn't a bad idea after all. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
2280 I just don't see this getting more popular than pickle-ball. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2281 This was $200 less than the one next door, with mouse traps and ping pong balls. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
2282 Once I’m juggling these two, just lob that pin up nice and soft and we’ll build from there. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2283 Bowling alley flooring is so passé 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
2284 Time to piss off the downstairs neighbor again 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
2285 The decorator called it “mid-western avant-gard.” 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2286 So... I had my bowling crew over, and I may have told 'em it was a BYOB party. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2287 I can’t work from home. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
2288 It’s a good thing the downstairs neighbor is in a rock band 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2289 I thought we had a spare. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
2290 Spare me your comments. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
2291 You want to see other bowlers? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2292 Didn't you say that we should "aim for strikes" in our relationship? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
2293 Since Covid closed the bowling alleys this is the best I could do 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2294 What if they just hit them all at once? 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
2295 Yeah,you got the pins and I got the balls,but I thought you were going to buy the furniture. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
2296 Stay in you lane already! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
2297 So, I brought my work home, ok? 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
2298 I also thought this was a singles night AT a bowling alley, not FOR one. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
2299 …and the great part is, if we don’t want them anymore we can just roll them down the stairs! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
2300 Wait, am I Putin and you're Biden; or am I Biden and you're Putin? 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2301 If I make another strike, we're getting a divorce. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2302 The listing says there is room to spare. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2303 True, they do say people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, but we're bowling and these are impact windows. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
2304 It worked. I don’t feel like bowling. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2305 Ball, bottle, shoes! You win. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2306 It’s pin neutral bowling. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2307 Will you hold my balls? 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2308 Why do we have to be like everyone else? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2309 Duh, yes! Car boot sales are still a thing. 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
2310 Ball? Pin? Scissors? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2311 I thought you said alley, not apartment 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2312 We both know your Super Bowl dreams were unrealistic, so I settled for the next best thing. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2313 It was all they had left at Costco 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2314 Maybe a home bowling alley wasn't the best idea for a pandemic activity, after all. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2315 I want to know we always have a spare. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2316 And to think I was just about to give up trying to find someone who also had a passion for strewing bowling balls and pins throughout their house. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2317 I guess bowling just isn’t up my alley. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2318 Well, you finally got your spare room. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2319 So should we strike? 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
2320 We decided to make the office sports inclusive! 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2321 How about checkers? 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2322 This is not an easy party game to explain. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2323 From IKEA’s BAULING Series. Timeless design with subtle details such as rounded cushions and wooden legs. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2324 Am I sensing unhappiness with my hobby? 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2325 Where did you get those shoes. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2326 I think this setup makes it impossible for the neighbors to get a strike 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2327 Look, I'm sorry you have square fingers.... 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2328 I thought you meant we should go to a therapist when you said we should work on our split! 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2329 Our design sense it too avant-garde. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2330 What do you think the apartment below us thinks we are doing? 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2331 This life in the fast lane is exhausting. 1.1923 0.06068 78 68 5 5
2332 It said they were spare. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2333 Something our downstairs neighbor said gave me the idea. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2334 This will be nothing like juggling children 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2335 You mean there are NO rules!? 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
2336 See if you can unplug the smart speaker. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2337 Bring your pin to work day. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2338 - Now, where’s that Turkey? 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2339 These should go in the Foyer 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
2340 Getting more pins and balls is not going to solve anything. We need a couch. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2341 Casual Casualties 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2342 When they said this apartment had a 'spare bedroom,' this wasn't what I was expecting. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2343 My mother always warned me it would end up this way. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2344 Serial bowlers, never know when we’re going to strike. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2345 My therapist suggested this, don't blame me 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
2346 Nice birthday surprise, but do you know the rules of bowling? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2347 I’m thinking of calling it “bouquet.” 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2348 Because I hate the people living below us, that's why. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
2349 Okay, but shouldn't I start my juggling career with something a little easier? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
2350 I will strike you down right here! 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2351 I just love that we waited for marriage so we can figure this out together. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2352 You said you wanted to be bowled over… 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2353 You’re going to want more pins. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2354 Sounds like they're watching TV down there. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2355 the listing said “alley” kitchen, not “galley” kitchen… 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2356 Honey, please don't take away these balls too 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
2357 But honey, try to understand this from my point of view. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2358 This room has too many bowling balls. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2359 This is more up your alley. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2360 Meet you in the alley. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2361 I have the pin, but where’s the donkey? 1.1915 0.05715 94 83 4 7
2362 So THIS is where they go when they disappear after every turn… 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2363 We need to find a new place. I’m tired of living in the gutter. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2364 Downstairs neighbors again - They say 'No, Duckpin won't be better.' 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2365 This place seemed right up your alley. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
2366 I'm new to this game. Are you sure we really need these many pins and balls? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
2367 Better than a ball and chain, don't you think? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
2368 The guests will be here in thirty minutes and this is the best you can come up with for an icebreaker? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2369 At the count of three yell Yahtzee! That should really confuse them. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2370 Maybe we're over thinking this 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
2371 So THAT’S what the upstairs neighbors have been doing this whole time 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2372 This wasn't what I imagined when you said that you wanted more spare time. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
2373 Look, it's not my fault that pins come in packs of 10 and balls come in packs of 12. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2374 I thought the Ebay ad said: pin ball "machine"... 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2375 CB2 had a sale 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2376 So what do you say, paper-scissors-stone to decide who juggles what? 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2377 I call it 'In My Spare Time.' 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2378 Yes,but do you have a spare room? 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2379 a fun new program to get you in shape this summer: bowlates 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2380 We never bowl like we used to anymore. 1.1910 0.04190 89 72 17 0
2381 The bowling alley is letting you work from home? 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
2382 On the plus side, this apartment comes with free shoe rental. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2383 We have everything we need except the parquet. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2384 Why did we buy that “Mystery Box?” 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2385 Oh. I call it pinball. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2386 Don’t look at me like that… they were buy one get one free. 1.1905 0.05738 84 73 6 5
2387 And as I shopped at the bowling alley's going out of business clearance sale, I finally realized.... Epstein didn't kill himself. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2388 Babe, I mentioned I liked bowling. Like, once. A long time ago. It's too late. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2389 Maybe there’s some better use for these things than juggling 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2390 Maybe it’s time for you to go back to the office. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2391 Brother can you spare a pin? 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
2392 Why don't we just get an alarm system installed? 1.1899 0.05996 79 69 5 5
2393 This is not the pinball game I ordered! 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
2394 Is this what you meant when you said I'd be bowled over? 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
2395 No way, bitch. I’m Beavis, you’re Butthead. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
2396 This reminds me of the loaves and fishes. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
2397 ‘I knew we should’ve bought a 3-laner’ 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
2398 They thought their love of bowling could keep them together but, sadly that fateful morning, at 7:10, split. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
2399 We cant split up, we give each other's lives purpose 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
2400 That's the trouble with Tribbles. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2401 If they can hold rock concert upstairs, then we can do this. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2402 They're vintage, so I collect them. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
2403 I’m so sorry, but I did pay extra for soundproofing. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
2404 You've got to stop taking your work home with you. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2405 You’re right, juggling is hard, plus the neighbors hate us. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
2406 The bylaws are silent on hallway bowling. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2407 Are you sure this is the right equipment for Buns of Steel? 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
2408 Who gets to be the pin setter? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
2409 No, I said Tin Pan Alley… 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
2410 I know this is odd but I feel like a punchline in a New Yorker cartoon” 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
2411 At the party, you said there was no way we'd win that bid. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
2412 So, you know that theory about the penny and the Empire State Building... 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
2413 This relationship can never work. I’m from Boston; we have candlepin living rooms, not ten-pin. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2414 Sorry if you were expecting something else when I said I liked skittles. I like the balls too. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
2415 Okay, I know, but it was buy 20, get 1 free. You can't turn down a deal like that. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
2416 I don't think mixed-use zoning covers this 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
2417 Explain to me again what the upstairs neighbor was doing at 3am 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
2418 My mind is in the gutter. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2419 Wait ... what's the object of Bowling Deconstructed again? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2420 I'm pinning down the concept. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2421 My mother was right. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2422 Violence won't help, babe. Put down the pin. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2423 Please be patient. Remember, last week there were more bowling pins than bowling balls. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2424 I guess we don't have space for it after all. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2425 This is not my idea of bowling. Could we do this in the hall. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2426 No doubt this is the spare bedroom in the listing. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2427 It’s not you it’s me. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2428 I call it free-form bowling. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2429 Just covering my bases until I find the right metaphor. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2430 Bowling alone at home. 1.1884 0.06618 69 61 3 5
2431 I don’t mean to sound ungrateful, but it’s not an ideal spare bedroom. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2432 It's an homage to Pin Ball 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2433 Just don't set the pins against the window. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2434 You have ballsy ideas but, in the end, they always pin the blame on me. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2435 Even if we do get evicted, this apartment will still be the birthplace of bowlcce. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2436 Who's office was this? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2437 Have you seen my shoes? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2438 We’re not bad upstairs neighbours, are we? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2439 I'm just saying it's easier with duck pins. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2440 Are you sure this is 10 Pin Floor Snooker? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2441 They're family. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2442 Please, Diane, just stay in your lane. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2443 Janice, your kleptomania in bowling alleys is out of control. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2444 All I said was that we needed to get the ball rolling. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2445 It's a cross between billiards and bowling. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2446 No, no, the pins are not for hitting the balls. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2447 You know, there's an app for this game! 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2448 I thought you said it was unfurnished? 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2449 Please stop shopping at going-out-of-business sales. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2450 I think it's time to move out of the alley. 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2451 I spent my childhood in an alley. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2452 I didn't think a rent strike would be so loud. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2453 Well, you DID tell me to pick up a spare hobby. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
2454 Maybe we could invite them up for cocktails and a few frames. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2455 Maybe we should find another sport until pandemic’s over 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2456 I wonder why none of the kids showed up for batting practice. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2457 I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I think we need a split. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2458 I gathered a bunch of experts on strikes 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2459 It's like having a pool. Once the neighbors figure out we have a lane, they'll all want to come over and play, no? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
2460 I'm not sure this is the best choice for home security. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2461 Right, it's the spare bedroom. What'd you think I meant? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2462 I thought you were supposed to do this in a bowling alley 1.1875 0.06635 64 56 4 4
2463 I thought that’s what you meant when you said, ‘Hey, big guy, bowl me over and pin me down!’ 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2464 Let's try a ratio of ten pins to one ball. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2465 They said they heard bowling up here, so by God we're going to give them bowling. You knock the pins around and I'll drop the balls. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
2466 Spare me the details. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2467 When I said we should rob the bowling alley, I meant the cash in the cash registers. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
2468 Since we split,my life has been in the gutter. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2469 Wait I think I heard the neighbors knocking. Think they want to play? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2470 What, Honey? You said we could make this into a fitness room if I stayed within our budget. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
2471 I don't think we can spare this one, let's just split. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2472 Can we skip bowling night this week? Keeping up our retro hipster cred is exhausting. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2473 I'm the one with the balls!! Pin girl! 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2474 I don't think every ball needs a pin. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2475 It's about your hoarding. I'm beginning to see a pattern. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2476 It looks like a stand off. The pins are outnumbered but still standing while the balls have lost their momentum. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2477 Let’s strike a bargain. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2478 I think most people just bring their own shoes. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2479 When you said we should try to improve our games, I pictured it a little differently. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2480 Sure, I've got my things to juggle and you've got yours. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
2481 Well, ya see, Papa was a bowling stoner, wherever he left his pin was his home....... 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2482 The Realtor did say the place was at the end of the lane. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2483 Yes, the WHOLE floor. Do you see those gaps? Where there isn’t a bowling ball or bowling pin? That’s no good. The whole floor needs to be bowling. I’m tired of floor. I only. Want. Bowling. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2484 You wouldn't happen to have a spare ball, would you? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2485 I thought we were set for life. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2486 I'm sorry but it's time for us to split. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2487 I said trolling! 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2488 I don’t think our idea to reinvent bowling is working. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
2489 Don't tell me you sold the alley. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2490 These were buy two, get one free. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2491 It's called Bocci Bowl 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2492 Three strikes and you’re out 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2493 You think this is bad? Wait until you see the gutter! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2494 It’s like 52 pickup, except the goal is to knocks the pins down. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2495 Honey, I think I broke the pinball machine… 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2496 Our company is going on strike so I got the necessary supplies 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2497 I took up bowling only after I realized that darts were ruining my walls. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2498 All we know so far is that we were wrong about improving upon baseball. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2499 Ah, so this must be the spare bedroom... 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2500 How come you never hold my pin? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2501 Yes, I know I sometimes get down in the gutter but why do they always have to spare pin it on me? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2502 We need a lot more pins. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2503 Yes, you have balls alright! 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
2504 They said “Don’t be so straight and narrow.” 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2505 Stop it! You’re choking him. 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
2506 Well, sometimes bad art just can't get any better. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2507 I feel safer with "rock, paper, scissors". 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
2508 Now it should be quiet enough for us to get a decent night's sleep. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2509 They're not ready for alleys 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2510 I'm beginning to question the theme for Theo's 3rd birthday party. How soon do his friends arrive? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2511 I said I used to love playing pinball…. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2512 No, I thought *you* would do the reracking. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
2513 Come on, the iron's hot. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2514 This is the stupidest cartoon eVer. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
2515 If I showed you my big balls, would you stroke my pin? 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
2516 Not the spare bedroom I had in mind. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2517 It’ll all make sense after I board up the windows. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
2518 Overboard? I don’t think so. You know I need to perfect my 7-10 split before Friday’s tournament! 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2519 Nice installation. So...your holding a 'Min Pin' and these balls are a tribute to Edvard Munch? 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
2520 How did we get here?? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2521 I pick ‘em up, you put ‘em down 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
2522 Please bring me the other kind of bowl when I sound stressed out. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
2523 It just sorta felt right, I don’t know. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2524 I guess I didn’t think about how difficult it would be to vacuum. 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
2525 I thought you said you didn't have any to spare? 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
2526 I said, "Bowling for dollars--dollars!" 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2527 Maybe we're on to something here. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2528 This reminds me - I have to clean the gutter. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2529 I propose we put the pinsetter here by the glass. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2530 When I asked for a "month's worth of bowling" I was expecting something maybe at a venue downtown. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2531 Yes, it's interesting-but I still want a recliner. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2532 No more bowling alone! 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
2533 And, last week we couldn’t get our ducks in a row. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2534 Well, it’s not exactly what I was picturing by spare room… 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2535 I thought you were a pin ball enthusiast 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2536 Yeah he was a weird tenant, but he paid his rent and I liked his shirts. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2537 Let there be no blood.... right Honey !? 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
2538 Come on, you really never played this game? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2539 But I don't wanna live in an alley! 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2540 ... or we stash them in the alley and hope the co-op board doesn't follow through. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2541 I know it's difficult, but we agreed on a seven-ten split. 1.1848 0.04069 92 75 17 0
2542 These are my children from my first wife 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
2543 It’s bad enough right now,.but if we don’t keep apart what I have in my left hand and you in your right, we’ll be disastrously overrun. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
2544 This is not the kind of spare room I envisioned. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
2545 We'll have to be more specific next time we have a BYO party. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
2546 Is this finally right up your alley 1.1846 0.06896 65 58 2 5
2547 Why hit only two birds when you can hit ten pins with one ball? 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
2548 We forgot the Alley. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2549 What the hell! I ordered ‘holding bins for the walls’! 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
2550 I like the odds of this place. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2551 Are you sure it’s called bowl-room dancing? I would suggest we switch to dodge-bowl except for that full length glass window behind me. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
2552 I told you that we should take lessons. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
2553 OK. You have chosen your weapon. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
2554 I know. But it's really important to the cats. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2555 Shall we take these down to the alley? 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
2556 You don’t think our downstair neighbors will mind, do you? 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
2557 Ma’am I wanted “bold” furniture, not bowled furniture. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2558 I wasn’t sure what to expect when they said lifetime supply 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
2559 So the hallway thing didn't work out. Now what? 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2560 Ok, let’s try this: I’ll say ‘Pull’ and you throw the Pin. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2561 Let's move these into the spare room 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2562 I thought I asked you to order a pinball machine? 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2563 It just seems like we might inevitably be at cross purposes? 1.1837 0.03932 98 80 18 0
2564 Foot fault? That’s my worst one? 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2565 Maybe we went too avant-garde with the decorating 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2566 I don't care what the HOA says, this is how I relax. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
2567 Either wear the mask or we play in here! 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
2568 This isn't going to be a clean split. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2569 Watch your step or we'll be here all night putting this damn thing back together 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
2570 Bowling at home isn't that much fun. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
2571 This is Covid bowling. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
2572 I said I like Brawling 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
2573 Do we have to bring them back right now? Why can’t we wait until we are sure the leagues will be starting-up again? 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
2574 But it all was a Daily Deal on Amazon! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2575 It would be much easier if we just returned all of it. 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
2576 Sure, furniture would be nice, but it’d just be in the way! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
2577 and One to Spare.. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
2578 Really? I have no balls? 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
2579 I picked up a few spares. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2580 So I got the props to recreate the last scene from There Will Be Blood. I haven’t seen it, what happens now? 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
2581 A bowling alley clearance sale is not the best example of your smart shopping skills." 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
2582 It doesn't matter which ones I grab. The pin or the balls. Either way I've got you. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2583 Now we just need to hope someone else is getting rid of a bowling alley 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2584 Well it only costs $5.99/mo, but Peloton should probably stick with the cycling thing “ 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2585 so the game is this- each pin represents an unhealthy obsession of mine, if you hit a pin with the ball, you unselfishly take on that issue and I am liberated 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
2586 You can never stay in your lane, can you?!? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2587 Up my whaa? 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2588 You said if I have the balls, you'd pin me down. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2589 Maybe we should find a different location for our juggling academy. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2590 To the death then? 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2591 Maybe we should take this outside before someone rolls a strike. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2592 It's a mouthful but maybe 'Virtual Reality Simulation At-home Bowling' is a better way to learn the game. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2593 The key to sucess is finger placement. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2594 If I can't bowl a perfect 300 game, NO ONE will. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2595 Look, this is what I could get for the Pelaton. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2596 Costco made me do it…. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2597 Put a pin in that idea and we'll get to it in our spare time. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2598 I'll meet you in the alley 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2599 This is the honeymoon I always dreamed of. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2600 What, my beard's weird too? Does anything I do interest you? 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
2601 Sorry, honey, I really thought the Whitney or Guggenheim would want it. 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
2602 If we split up can we share custody? 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
2603 I have to warn you! I've finally grown a pair. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2604 Explain to me again how this abstract installation symbolizes the landmines you navigate at home because of my biological needs. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
2605 I always wondered where the bowling balls went after hitting the pins. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2606 Is Bowling for Dollars still on tv in Baltimore? 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2607 We should have kept the pins together to make it easier for those blind people. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2608 I told you I was nuts. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2609 Honey,Ive recently invested our savings in a bowling alley. Next step: buy a bowling alley 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
2610 Now we wait... 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
2611 Spare me your threat of a housework strike. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
2612 Wow, Hunter Biden's Laptop was real and proves the President is involved in an ongoing criminal conspiracy worse than Watergate? Well, at least he isn't Trump! Your frame. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
2613 We'll have to separate them—they won't stop hitting each other. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
2614 Now this is what I call Nightmare Alley. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
2615 Can I wear my own shoes? 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2616 That's the way it goes, sometimes the pins just don't fall for you! 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
2617 You didn’t get it. I said I like pinball. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
2618 I'm just glad they're finally potty-trained 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
2619 I have two balls 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
2620 Let's try for the 7-10 split-up! 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
2621 Please tell me that they are cake! 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2622 I think it is easier to play in the Alley 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
2623 They wanted to confront their attackers. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
2624 I thought we were playing pinball? 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
2625 We're suffering from a case of The Big Lebowski. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2626 This is not baseball but you struck out anyway 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
2627 What do you mean you’re going on strike? 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2628 The building staff is on strike. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2629 I have an addiction. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2630 Got another call from downstairs. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2631 I regret not going to Ikea instead. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2632 We're fostering them until we find someone who can keep them out of the gutter. 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
2633 So why's it called TikTok? 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2634 So much for game theory. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2635 We can skip the home inspection,” you said. “What could a bowling alley next door do - spring a leak?” you asked. 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
2636 you have to break them all for a strike. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2637 I was looking for my glasses. 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
2638 Let us cease this brawl, Stainless-Steel-Water-Bottle-Girl. I, Coconut-Hands-Man, have a quarrel with dehydration, my father's killer, not with she who also laps at destiny's fount. I would embrace you if not for my aforementioned coconut handss 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2639 This’ll make the downstairs think. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2640 What?I thought these were faces 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
2641 Believe it or not, this used to be a bowling alley” 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2642 Look, they’re on strike. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2643 This subscription service will pay off one day. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2644 Working from home has taken a weird turn 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
2645 Who goes first? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2646 Let's get some ramps, a bunch of pinsetters and a small windmill and we can corner the miniature bowling market. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2647 I was bowled over the first time I met you 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2648 We’re on strike at the bowling alley. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
2649 I can't wait to get a longer apartment 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2650 We left that bowling alley nothing to spare. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2651 What do you mean you lost the instructions? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2652 I understand it feels more romantic this way, but these balls just aren't designed to be with one single pin at a time. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2653 Actually, what I asked for was pinball 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2654 It's win-win. He loses his deposit and we learn a new sport. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
2655 Damn, we forgot the shoes! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2656 It'll all come together once the hardwood flooring is installed. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2657 Thought if they all met in a less frantic context, things would be different 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2658 I wonder what our downstairs neighbors are up to 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
2659 Downstairs neighbors moved out.” 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2660 Please……If you don’t let them live with us, they’ll just wind up in the gutter…. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
2661 You're right. It just doesn't have the same mystique without the pinsetter and ball return. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2662 Honey, I’m really tired of you bringing your work home with you. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2663 Alley? - Oops. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2664 I'm worried about the supply chain. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
2665 I have no IDEA why they keep showing up every morning! I'm not some pin ball wizard!!!" 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
2666 I've heard of standing on pins and needles, but you're certain this is what they meant? 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2667 I didn’t know you were from Massachusetts. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2668 If this doesn’t get that annoying below us, nothing well. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2669 Where's the alley,Cat? 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2670 You know, when I said ‘We could adopt a pet from the alley,’ I meant a cat. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2671 Get your mind out of the gutter. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2672 When was it NOT a game? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2673 Yes, I quit The New Yorker. The caption contest is run by idiots. 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
2674 Now let's dance, dance, dance.... 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
2675 Freestyle bowling may be ahead of its time. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2676 Honey, what did you do with the instructions? 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
2677 Quite a way to play checkers. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2678 I'm going to need that pin so I can use it with these balls to complete my collection of phallic symbols. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2679 The listing didn't mention a spare room. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2680 We're splitsville, babe. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2681 Why do you always throw away the instructions? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2682 From that first moment, when I saw you at the other and of the alley, I knew we were meant to be together. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
2683 Good news, the bowling alley has reopened. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2684 “How do you win synchronized bowling?” 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2685 Betsy, I appreciate your effort--but I'm more of a ping pong guy 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2686 Now I really am on my last strike aren't I? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2687 I think you can see where this is going 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
2688 The Bowling Decor looked much better on Instagram 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
2689 Is this a game or an art installation? Either way, you’re going to have to explain it to me. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
2690 This is not the Pinball game I was hoping for. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
2691 Maybe the old rules were better after all 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
2692 Maybe I was thinking about a pool table. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
2693 So,are we the upstairs neighbors from hell? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
2694 Ever get the feeling you’re being watched? 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
2695 Why, yes. I do have 16 pound balls. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
2696 Next time we buy a Whiffle-Ball set! 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
2697 You sure have some balls. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
2698 Opting for the Polo-themed apartment would have worked just as well... 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
2699 Alexa, add a bowling ally to my shopping list 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
2700 What the...?!? 1.1789 0.05391 95 84 5 6
2701 Let's play 36... 1.1789 0.05180 95 83 7 5
2702 I'll have what she's having. 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
2703 We need to frame this conversation 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
2704 They just appeared. I must be some kind of Pin-Ball Wizard. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2705 I thought you said you ordered pins and needles? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2706 Our marriage counselor is dia-bowl-ic. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2707 Why'd you have to throw out the rule book? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2708 Just who's bringing a knife to a gun fight? 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
2709 This isn't 'Nam, there are rules. 1.1786 0.05658 84 74 5 5
2710 At least I know you’re not cheating on me 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2711 It’s “bring your own Balls” event 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2712 I've got the balls if you've got the kegels. 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
2713 I think we better switch to playing a board game during the party. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2714 Sometimes black balls hitting visible white pins is just bowling and not a call to a revolution. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
2715 Sorry, honey. I can only juggle three at a time. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
2716 Let’s step away from the window to practice our juggling act. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2717 So baseball is changing rules to speed up the game and we're following suit. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2718 It's sweet but you bowl me over anyway." eu don't need to d 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2719 They were spare. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
2720 It's been fun, but I have an urgent call to return about my car warranty. It was their last courtesy call! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2721 Enough with the games. We need to talk. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2722 We gotta find a new hobby. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2723 Do they really mate for life? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2724 What? You said you wanted to be bowled over! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2725 It worked in my apartment. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2726 Don't get me wrong, the bowling yoga class was great. I just don't think hot bowling yoga is for me. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2727 You’re right, we shouldn’t have bought all of this during lockdown 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
2728 We used to live in an alley with only one ball to our name--but weren’t we happy? 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
2729 We can't move here, place doesn't even have an alley. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
2730 Everyone’s doing it so I figure I’d hop on the bandwagon… 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2731 You're the pinball wizard? There's got to be a twist. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2732 I've changed my mind on the choice of weapons 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2733 I thought I was investing in a pub, "Pins & Balls." 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
2734 This is why we don’t have people over, they’ll all think we live in the gutter. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2735 Some keepsakes from my last place in the alley. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
2736 Getting to know them better" won't help your scores, you know 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
2737 I love this game but my neighbors downstairs aren't too crazy about it. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
2738 You've got some balls coming in here like that 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
2739 You said to make the apartment look striking 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
2740 This isn't what I meant when I said we could use a spare bedroom. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
2741 C'mon baby, can't you see we were made for each other? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2742 I miss living in a building with an alley. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2743 Yes, it's ten pins but you only need one ball. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2744 I got tired of playing pool, so, I thought I would try bowling...but it seems to be a lot different. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
2745 When management said they were replacing me with a machine, I took all of lane three and stormed out. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2746 There must be a pin-setter somewhere. 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
2747 I mostly play spares 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2748 I think they're part of a game, but I haven't figured it out yet. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2749 Sorry, I forgot how to bowl. (By Abraham Ford, Brooklyn, NY) 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2750 You say the pins and balls are on strike? 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
2751 You were right, bowling at home doesn't work. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2752 We really need a spare bedroom. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2753 The realtor said this place would be right up our alley. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2754 Would you like to swap? 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2755 I just want to make sure the building isn’t tilting 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2756 For tonight's dinner party. I think I could make a turkey out of this. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2757 We need to remember to cancel our auto-renewal. This is becoming a problem. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2758 I swear I ordered “pinball.” 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2759 No, this isn't the same as a home gym. 1.1771 0.05129 96 84 7 5
2760 -you see?? I DO have balls! 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
2761 It's beginning to dawn on me why the downstairs neighbors don't like us. 1.1765 0.06265 68 60 4 4
2762 It was bad enough when you would forget to return the shoes. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2763 Before we begin the Vengeance Is Mine campaign, are you absolutely certain it was Mrs. Sanderson from 2B who stole our package from the mailroom? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
2764 Our game, our rules -- we're in a league of our own. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2765 Everytime I clean up after my kids, I feel like such a pinhead. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
2766 We can use the bedroom for shoe rental. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
2767 Well you know the Farnsworth's hired a pin setter. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
2768 No, I wasn't aware that having a juggler upstairs was a living hell. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2769 Should round balls marry pinheads? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2770 No wonder the decorating in this place generated so much buzz on Pinterest. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2771 Maybe it was a mistake getting a retriever from Bowling Green. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2772 Not your mama’s version of Rock Paper Scissors. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
2773 You have a pin collection?! Emily, you complete me. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
2774 I thought it was a misprint when it said Pin & Ball when I bought it from E-Bay 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2775 It’s not a tumor! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2776 Never bring a bowling pin to a dodgeball game. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2777 I think we're out of our league here 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
2778 Somehow this doesn't look right. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
2779 No, no honey! I just wanted a pinball machine! 1.1765 0.06265 68 60 4 4
2780 OK, fine, you were right. We'll switch to pickle ball. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
2781 At least we’re not on pins and needles. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
2782 I know the ratio seems off, but the pins are one-size-fits-all. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
2783 I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
2784 When you have a bowling ball, everything is a pin. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2785 I’m sorry, but I have no spares! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2786 The only way we’re gonna settle this is in the alley” 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2787 I haven't got the balls to match your pins. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2788 So this is my spare room. As you can see, the last tenant split. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2789 Bowling, Fun right 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
2790 No one said breaking the juggling record was going to be easy. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2791 We’ve got no room to spare! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2792 After the pandemic, so many need rehoming. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
2793 There were no instructions how to play. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2794 I'm beginning to think that subscribing to new bowling accessories every month was a mistake. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
2795 I can’t explain it to you now, I’ve got my hands full”. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
2796 That’s a lot of aggression for our downstairs neighbor 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
2797 Didn't you say this is the spare bedroom? 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
2798 I've come to the conclusion that free range bowling is not my thing. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
2799 We'll never be world class jugglers if you can't get your mind out of the gutter! 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
2800 These grocery pickup orders get more interestingly inaccurate every time. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
2801 Go ahead,pick your weapon of choice. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2802 I know you're crafty..but a chandelier? 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2803 This is my first BYOwling party. 1.1750 0.05562 80 70 6 4
2804 what do you mean this isn't a workout? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2805 This always works. When they come upstairs, say you'll agree not to bowl before 11am if they agree not to blare music after 11pm. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2806 It's a great way to use our spare room. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2807 Spare me the details, please. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
2808 Let’s dance???? 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
2809 I think that's enough anal training for one day. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2810 Do here we be, all messed and nowhere to bowl! 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2811 I have to be honest Gayle, I'm starting to rethink the decision to implement a weekly game night. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
2812 Perhaps we should have listened closer when the realtor mentioned 'the alley 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2813 Yes, a giant pinball machine, and I think it's a good idea. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
2814 No, it's not like golf, you don't hit the balls with the pin. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2815 The sex shop was closed, I had to improvise. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2816 We're the complete package. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2817 Nothin' lasts forever And we both know hearts can change And it's hard to hold a candle In the cold November rain 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
2818 Please don't hit that pin on my balls. 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
2819 Balls and strikes... you don't follow baseball, do you? 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
2820 Do you think the Irish Dancers up stairs will mind? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
2821 They did say to bring our favorite party game. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
2822 Wait,do you really not understand ratio for this to work? 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
2823 Bowling for dollars has really gone too far 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
2824 I know I can't bowl up here, but I figured that if I surrounded myself with enough bowling balls and tenpins, I could feel as thought I were in a bowling alley. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
2825 Okay, okay. This is the last time I'll bring my work home with me. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
2826 This is not what I meant when I said you’re right up my alley.” …”Oh spare me. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
2827 You really expect me to believe you never wanted to split before now? 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
2828 'Partially glass houses,' honey. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
2829 I was tired of walking on pins and needles. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
2830 This has to stop, we need a strike. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2831 You told me to stay in my lane. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2832 Don't hit the balls. 1.1739 0.06179 69 61 4 4
2833 Okay, now you pitch and I'll bat. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
2834 Our downstairs neighbor says we’re making too much noise. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2835 At least the view is unobstructed. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
2836 The neighbors won’t be offended, they run the polo club the floor above us. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
2837 New Covid rules, one ball one pin. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2838 I have the advantage here, if you use that pin I'll use my 2 balls! 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
2839 For every girl who’s ever dumped me I’ve stolen something from the local bowling alley and stashed it here. Are you enjoying the date so far? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2840 you couldnt go to the bowling alley, so you brought the alley home?? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2841 That's not what I meant when I said I feel like bawling 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2842 we’ll put a pin in that? 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
2843 All I’m saying is you have to be careful when you’re handling my balls… oh for heaven’s sake, mind out of the gutter, Barb! 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
2844 I don’t feel bad. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
2845 I thought this would be right up your alley. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
2846 I don't think picking up the 5 pin is the answer right now. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
2847 Well, at least now no one can say we struck out. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
2848 We can settle this in the alley. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
2849 time to play pin ball 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
2850 You did say that I had a lot of balls 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
2851 Three strikes and I'm out. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
2852 Rain? No, make it Thunder! 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
2853 But I ordered a pinball game! 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
2854 Yes, I do have a lot of balls. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
2855 Isn't anyone else coming to this BYOB party? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
2856 Wait, what do you mean you’ve never seen “The Big Lebowski”? 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
2857 It’s nice to finally have an apartment on the top floor. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
2858 You started it 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
2859 This is what happens when you give them the vote. 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
2860 I forgot the rosen bag. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2861 I thought that we were playing go. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2862 They had a BOGO sale. 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
2863 Try lining them up in groups of ten. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2864 Balls are over-rated. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2865 It's harder to get a strike or a spare in here, but the good news is... no gutter balls. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2866 Boss said to put a pin in it. Balls were my idea. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2867 This is all that's left. Shall we just split it? 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2868 And it's got a spare room 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2869 Based on price alone, I vote for that place beneath the axe throwing bar. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2870 Don't tell me you forgot the shoes! 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2871 OK, it's not your taste. Do you see a compromise? 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2872 How is this *not* CrossFit? 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
2873 . Oh honey, they opened the bowling alleys back up a week ago…it’s ok to go back and bowl there. Really, it’s ok. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2874 I'm sorry, this WFH isn't quite working 1.1727 0.03844 110 92 17 1
2875 Honey I'm in the club. 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
2876 I told you this is not what they mean by Super Bowl. 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
2877 Only candlestick pins will fit on the balcony. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2878 I don't think this apartment is exactly up our alley 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2879 Three strikes and you are out I am afraid. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2880 Are you sure you don't have anymore gutters available? 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2881 We are just too different.. 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
2882 what? the league was on strike… 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2883 Ugh… yet another failed pandemic DIY project! 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2884 ‘They needed a new home since they are closing the bowling alley’ 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2885 Now that you have your tenth pin and some balls, you can start looking for an alley in the classifieds. 1.1720 0.03935 93 77 16 0
2886 Get your mind out of the gutter. Spare me the details of how this happened. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
2887 Are you sure that you read the directions? 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
2888 But we don't have a ball return. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
2889 I guess the floor is level after all. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
2890 And how much are you asking for the one that Jackie Gleason threw at Art Carney? 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
2891 I told you we should have bought the place with the automatic ball return. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
2892 He's 10 months old so it's not too late to focus on a different college scholarship. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
2893 I know you like balls, but PINS, NOW? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
2894 But where will the couch go???? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
2895 Sooo... where should we put the couch? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
2896 Can I be pins this time? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
2897 This is the last time we hire an interior decorator from behind a bowling alley. #🎳 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
2898 'I said I needed a new rolling pin.' 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
2899 Given our eclectic career choices, maybe we should’ve talked through WFH. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
2900 I'm beginning to suspect we may have pushed the marriage counselor's allegory a bit too far. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2901 He was a pin ball wizard 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
2902 I told them I wanted to play pinball. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2903 The previous downstairs tenant was OK as long as I stopped at midnight! 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
2904 Yes, I did say pinball every morning when you asked me what I wanted for my birthday. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
2905 It's extreme Whac-A-Mole! 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
2906 Now let's set the pins up in front of the window. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
2907 I take it that this doesn’t bowl you over. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2908 I think we should move next to an alley…. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
2909 We might need to call Patricia Marx. 1.1714 0.06426 70 63 2 5
2910 Is this the best use of our spare time? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2911 No, you don’t throw a pin to knock the balls down, but the other way round. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
2912 I thought we needed one ball per pin 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2913 I’m pretty skeptical this will be the next Peloton, but who even knows anymore. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
2914 I told you not to leave the frame open. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2915 To understand the present you have to deconstruct the past. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2916 I know I'm not a sports guy but when I spotted a bargain on this golf equipment I jumped on it. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2917 Yeah, but you don't have the balls to do it. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2918 May I have that back, please? 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
2919 I can't shake the feeling I'm wearing the wrong shoes for this. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2920 I think the genie heard, “ big balls and a 10 inch pin set.” 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2921 I preferred the coffee break room 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2922 I see you and raise you one. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2923 Can’t wait to drop this stuff from the balcony 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
2924 Don’t pin this idea on me. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2925 So do you think we have too many balls, or not enough pins? 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
2926 I tell you to set the pins, and I'm a misogynist! 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2927 Found these on the lawn—the bowlers are napping. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2928 allright. Do as you wish. I'll stop to pin you down 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
2929 Does it really look like I could have dialed? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2930 so who brought the lube 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2931 Now that the bowling alleys are open again, we can move these into the basement 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2932 Hey, it's not like we're living in the gutter. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2933 There is something phallic about all this. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2934 We should have read the instructions before the purchase. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2935 But its still 10 pin bowling! 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2936 I guess everyone had the same idea. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2937 Can we just get the alarm? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2938 It appears I misinterpreted the listing for ‘home with a private alley entrance’ 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2939 That's it. I'm going on strike. 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
2940 I know an easier game. Let's play shirts and skins. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2941 Listen, the bat needs to be longer, and the balls a little lighter. I know it’ll be a great game if we can just work out these minor kinks. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2942 Hey sticky fingers, what you been up too? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2943 Are you sure about that Feng Shui stuff? Somehow, I don't feel the energy flowing. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2944 I don't think you understand what it takes to be a champion! 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
2945 Bread-baking✓ Puzzles✓ Gardening✓ I think it might be time to start leaving the house... 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2946 I'm game if you are 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2947 You can stay in the spare bedroom. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2948 Our realtor DID say this apartment was a lucky strike... 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2949 I give up; a pin beats three holes anytime. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
2950 We should have gotten the video game version; there have been more noise complaints. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
2951 Sure drones are more precise but I like to keep a hand in it. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
2952 I feel pinned. 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
2953 How many times do I have to ask you to be respectful of my vices and stop kink shaming me? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
2954 Thanks, Alice, for telling your clueless Zoom group of my search for a left -handed ball. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
2955 The co-op Board wants domestic disputes settled in the alley." 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
2956 Dude,that's not what I thought you meant when you said "Come over for a little pinball action." 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
2957 This is the last time we upset the bowling goblin. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
2958 I’ll sure hope our neighbors will take notice now of our resentment to their daily group tabatas. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
2959 You said you were going to strike tonight. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
2960 It's my latest idea for getting back at the downstairs neighbors. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
2961 Apparently I'm not very good at knocking them down. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
2962 It was just supposed to be my way of saying you’re right up my alley. 1.1692 0.06419 65 58 3 4
2963 What.. just thought I’d bring date night here. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
2964 They don't inspire erotic fantasies for you, either? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2965 No, I can’t help you clean up. My fingers are stuck. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2966 Now we just need 500 pairs of shoes 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2967 I feel like I'm walking on pins & needl... well... pins mostly. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
2968 Shall we play again? 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2969 To really understand the sport you have to know, you need ten pins and only one ball at a time 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
2970 OK! We gotta make a profitable game out this stuff. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
2971 I said, "Where are my ROLLING pins?" 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
2972 This is not what I meant when I said ... Let's Play PinBall! 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2973 I got two more of these babies in my britches...you're clearly outmatched. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
2974 The virtual bowling league has its downsides. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
2975 I'm having a ball. What about you? 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
2976 Two balls and a club... we're ready to rock & roll! 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2977 So what's it going to be tonight, pin ball or ball pin? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
2978 I donno what the neighbors are complaining about. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
2979 That’s right up my alley too. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2980 How about if we turn the alley around to face the kitchen? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2981 Let’s stick a pin in that idea before we split @sendet 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2982 I don’t think that driving away the neighbors is going bring the rent down 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2983 This isn't what I expected when you said, "You could hear a pin drop". 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2984 We need to clean up. The all the neighbors are on their way over. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2985 It's not what I meant when I said let's go see 'Nightmare Alley. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2986 This is the best workout: I lift the 10 pound balls, and you lift the 1 pound pins. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2987 There's something strange about this day where are the devil eggs to sit on 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2988 Great amenities, lovely view, but seems there's a few strikes against it. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2989 I thought I told you not to invite your friends from the bowling alley over. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2990 Grandpa was a pinsetter" 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
2991 Doing inventory in the ping pong department was much easier. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
2992 Would you be my pin boy.” 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
2993 I feel we're missing something. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
2994 You can hear a pin drop 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
2995 Unfortunately, there is physically no room for your parents to stay with us. 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
2996 I’ve got the balls 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
2997 You said you favored the strike. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2998 If I bowl a spare, will you still marry me? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2999 No. 1 of course is the no-fly zone, but these might be helpful too 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3000 I don't understand. Pet rocks were popular and this is a niche. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3001 I forgot your parents were coming over tonight, my bad. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3002 Hi 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
3003 The bowling alley is closed for renovations and the guys will be over in 15 minutes. Are you any good at resetting? 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
3004 They prefer 'Curling' these days. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3005 You can take the man out of the game, but you can’t return merchandise to third party vendors without the original packaging.” 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
3006 I think we need a new marriage counselor. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3007 Are we bowling yet? 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3008 Your mind is in the gutter. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
3009 Sorry this whole work-from-home idea didn't work out for you 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
3010 Who needs an alley when we've got each other? 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3011 This is not what I meant but picking up a spare 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3012 Two out of three? 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
3013 We are the supply chain issues 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
3014 Before we split,do you have any strikes to spare? 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
3015 This might not be right up our alley. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
3016 I don't see anything funny about it! 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
3017 I holeheartedly believe in you 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
3018 I've gotta split. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3019 We have to go. There’s no time to spare. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3020 We either need to join the circus or Jugglers Anonymous. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3021 I said rolling pins 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3022 This was more fun in virtual reality. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3023 But I thought you said we needed spares to win? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3024 But you said three strikes and you’re out. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3025 Pretend the balls are pumpkins and the pins are nasty teenagers 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3026 ‘’I said alley not rally’ 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3027 We can do this all day, Suzy 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
3028 We had plenty of time to finish our project during quarantine. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3029 Honey, I know bowling alleys are easier to rob than banks, but I think you forgot why we became bandits in the first place. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3030 Watch out for the window 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3031 I just feel like living on the ground floor is a wasted opportunity. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3032 This wasn’t what I pictured when you said this place had a spare bedroom. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3033 I said "ball and chain," not "ball and pin." 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3034 I don't think this is how to play pinball. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3035 I’m challenging the power differentials in bowling 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3036 I told you these wouldn't sell on Etsy 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
3037 This isn't what I meant by 'I want to split' 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3038 The folks in the apartment below us are complaining. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
3039 We need a second game for game night . I'm thinking polo. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3040 If this is my anniversary present, I'm going to hit you with this pin! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3041 Baby, I found you in an alley, and I intend to keep you in an alley! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3042 I knew this apartment was right up your alley. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3043 You said get a hobby. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3044 Pinsetters working from home did not work out 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3045 But knocking down my balls isn't the object of the game. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3046 At this time anything is better then having an 'elephant' in the room 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3047 I'm glad we both agreed to avoid "gutter" language. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3048 One of these must be the cake. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3049 I thought “partially furnished” would mean they left a couch. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3050 Do you think we need an alley? 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
3051 Not what I had in mind for the spare room. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3052 It feels like you're always knocking me down. I think it's time for a split. 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
3053 The super nixed the flaming torches. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3054 I'm trying to find the perfect finger hole size. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3055 I thought lifting all these balls would do more for my biceps 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3056 But Honey, with only nine pins it's not real bowling. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3057 When the Ad said that the apartment had ‘room to spare’, I never would have expected this. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3058 I feel a strike is in my future 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3059 Playing together with my balls is fun, but whacking me with that pin hurts. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3060 I dropped the ball. Sorry!! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3061 Apparently the lanes were repurposed into furniture. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3062 Not this strike. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3063 I couldn't remember if you were left, or right-handed. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3064 I want every ball to know, that in this world there is a pin for them” 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3065 How much longer is this redecorating going to take? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3066 Well this too could be a kitchen bowl set 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3067 I stand by my opinion! 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3068 I hope we bought enough. I’ve never been an upstairs neighbor before. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3069 The registry autocorrected “bowls.” And there’s a set of 20 planes in the bedroom. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3070 I didn’t take you seriously when you said it would be difficult to rob the bowling alley, but dear, you were correct. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
3071 It’s new age bowling and it’s huge in Manitoba. No gutters and no scoring, but you still get blackout drunk and throw bowling balls. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3072 Being an upstairs neighbor is a calling not a choice. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3073 Balls to that idea, I’m getting my ducks in a row 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3074 I am guessing, this exactly wasn't your idea for the "Bowling for a Pin Singles Night"? 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3075 Don't worry. Knocking over one pin in seventeen tries is a good start. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3076 Okay, do you want to set-up the Pins or the Blowing Balls this time? 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
3077 I don't care if you have two balls, I'm still going to pin you! 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3078 I just heard from the English Carpet Bowls Association. They said “nice try” but we are still not getting in. 1.1648 0.05006 91 80 7 4
3079 We’ve given birth to 16 children, wait, 18. You take the buttons I’ll take the bolts 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3080 "Do you think we should have got the hardwood floors installed first? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3081 I think it is time to stop teleworking. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3082 Nothing I read about pinball said it took so much space. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3083 Ah. So this is what it means when you strike out on the first date. 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
3084 “Why are we always left with clean up?” 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3085 I believe our rent strike has finally pinned down the landlord. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3086 Do you think we could persuade Goodwill to carry this stuff? 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
3087 I just don’t understand why our birthing litter ratios keep skewing so heavily to bowling balls when what we need are more pins! 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3088 I am starting to think "Do-It-Yourself bowling is not up our alley... 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3089 I think we're supposed to be playing on a green felt surface, and isn't there something about chalk? 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
3090 I think we are past balls and strikes... 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
3091 If you’re tired of chess, I have cheese wheel checkers. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3092 Is there a map for this. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3093 I do have bowling balls! 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
3094 On second thought, we should just practice at the bowling alley. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3095 I told you they wouldn’t work as chess pieces 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3096 $25 million and THIS is the bowling alley we get? 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3097 At least they’re not turkeys. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3098 It was love at first sight when Lewis and Lauren met at the Jugglers Anonymous. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3099 Is this 'Intro to repetitive activities'? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3100 Wait until we hear that broom handle again. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3101 That's the last time I buy bowling gear at Costco. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3102 You're mistaken; I wanted to juggle the pins. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3103 Don't worry. I striked a great deal! 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3104 So, when did you stop collecting stamps? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3105 Maybe we should take up backgammon ... 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
3106 At least we've moved out of the gutter. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3107 Nona nona no nah... Too much Bowling For Soup. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3108 11A already thinks we are bowling up here 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3109 I don't like wearing those shoes at the bowling alley either, but this is ridiculous. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3110 How 'bout in the hallway, dear ? 1.1644 0.05857 73 65 4 4
3111 All you've told me is that you're tired of 'Rock paper scissors'. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3112 This is right up my alley! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3113 They should have been perfect for each other… 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
3114 Which one’s cake? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3115 When I said I wanted to play pinball on our date, this wasn’t what I had in mind. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3116 But when your parents come to town we’re walking around on pins and needles! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3117 Maybe we should've played with bumpers... 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3118 Now, let's try one more time 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3119 It’s like I’ve been walking on pins and needles ever since you moved in 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
3120 The rules are simple. The first one to strike, wins. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
3121 Co-op League Night is really catching on. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3122 I’m taking up bowling. I hope you’ll be supportive. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3123 The airport manager filed a noise complaint against us. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3124 Well I guess it’s not really what I meant when I prayed for a spare. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3125 What? They were on sale. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3126 Safe word…nachos?! 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3127 ...then you add up the pins you were able to knock down. So really it's the same as normal bowling. Do you want to try a round or should I explain again? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3128 The ratio is 1:1 to finally create a game of equal opportunity 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3129 The floor test went so well let's skip testing the windows. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3130 I really wish you’d stop bringing your work home with you… 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3131 It’s been so long, I forget what goes in what hole 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3132 Honey, I am sorry I cheated on you. I'm scared to death. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
3133 Whatever you do, don't tell the Johnsons upstairs about the fabulous new game we invented. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
3134 ‘Hello, Boomer!’ 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
3135 I didn’t realize this is what the realtor meant by private alley entrance. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3136 The new Bowlaton came. 1.1628 0.05194 86 76 6 4
3137 I thought you packed the shoes 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3138 We're a couple of pin heads. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
3139 Maybe working from home wasn't such a good idea after all. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3140 Apparently they no longer identify as balls and pins, which pretty much screws up the game. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3141 I guess it’s better than being on pins and needles. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3142 Can I go first? 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
3143 OK, then, how about a size 7 men's shoe? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3144 I'm not sure that I like the idea of changing gender roles. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
3145 It was the pins that were hard to steal. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3146 Balls? I’ll show you balls!! 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3147 I thought you said bowling pins... why did you need a rolling pin? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3148 Covid bowling protocol: one ball, one pin, one person. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3149 I’m trying to manifest hardwood floors 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
3150 I feel like we're being framed. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3151 How come you get to bowl first 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3152 Any pinterest in this apartment? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3153 I just realized when you came up from your apartment that you're one pin away from a strike. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3154 It precludes a strike, but even so I like our chances. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3155 I said I missed all the PINBALL I played as a kid! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3156 Ironically, they're on strike. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3157 I don't like bringing work home any more than you. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3158 Next time let's get duck pins. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3159 I had a rough night. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3160 I thought you wanted me to grow a pair! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3161 Look, I'm just doing what the couples therapist said. Now, stand over there. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3162 Oh, you wanted to play Pinball. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3163 Seriously spare me the specifics 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3164 'I've forgotten - was this therapy, exercise, or recreation? either way, I think we should break up' 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3165 I feel as if we are living in the gutter. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3166 They fired us to turn our office into bowling storage 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3167 They begged me to bring them home! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3168 We need to stay off Facebook Marketplace. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3169 I'm telling you ... the baby had my phone and somehow got on E-Bay..... 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3170 At least they didn’t lie about the “alley view”. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3171 Well, you were the one who wanted a family. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3172 Well, one of us has to say something to the new neighbors 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3173 It was either this or pins and needles..... 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3174 My neighbors are going to hate me. Thanks again for your help. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3175 I think we should be safe from prank phone calls here. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3176 The bowling alley workers are on strike. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3177 Great. Now, I'll never remember where that goes." 1.1618 0.06148 68 61 3 4
3178 .....sort of like whack-a-mole, but don't drop the ball on your foot... 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3179 When I said I wanted a place with a spare room this wasn’t exactly what I meant 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3180 I think my league would find this confusing 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3181 We should go over the rules! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3182 Spare me, I’ve already given you my pin. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3183 Hear me out… They’re collectibles 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3184 Trust me, we're going to be famous! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3185 You said you wanted help with “cleaning the sheets” 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3186 You ain't no match! 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
3187 Do you know how many grubby fingers were in those holes? 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
3188 Very cool! Now would you like to see my Bowldle score? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3189 We should have installed a better ball return. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3190 Let me alley your fears. 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
3191 Did you order these extra large salt and pepper shakers? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3192 We don't have the budget for new baseball equipment this year but the bowling team is helping us out 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
3193 My Spiritual Advisor said I needed to get more serious about my career goals, Debbie! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
3194 Set them up again, I know I can do this 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3195 They’re right up my alley and they keep me out of the gutter. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
3196 Don't they believe in birth control? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3197 People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw strikes. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
3198 Maybe it'll work if we take them to the alley. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
3199 Do you have the directions ? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3200 Don't worry, this I can pick up. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
3201 I ordered a pin-ball machine 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
3202 i think we have all the pieces, but who goes first? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3203 Can't we settle this another way? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3204 So that’s what the realtor meant by ‘open frame’. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3205 Would you also like to see my collection of vintage bowling shirts? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3206 We're bowled over. Where did we go awry? 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
3207 What a relief, no more 'gutter balls'! 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3208 Can I crash here tonight? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3209 Just because it’s balls and strikes doesn’t make it baseball. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3210 Of course all the guys practice at home.” 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
3211 How exactly does this help us solve the chicken-and-egg problem, again? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3212 Think the downstairs neighbors got the message? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3213 Before we we go any further, I think we should rent some shoes. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3214 Shoes? 1.1600 0.05708 75 67 4 4
3215 threatening to strike over the rent increase wasn't such a good idea 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3216 Baseball season—help me practice calling balls and strikes. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3217 I couldn't resist. They're ahead of the tulips - -spring up all over the park. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3218 Maybe bowling date night wasn't such a good idea after all. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3219 Don't 'Oh Henry' me. I wasn't the only one in this relationship that sold their prized collection in order to buy the other the perfect gift. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
3220 It's not like dating, you only need one bowling ball for 10 pins. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3221 You were right, advertising the downstairs apartment as a haunted Airbnb has been great for us financially and creatively. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
3222 Didn’t we ask the millennials for pinball? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3223 For two pins I just want to strike a balance between us. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3224 It's right up my alley. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
3225 I thought this might help me score tonight. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
3226 Peaceful solutions have no place in sports. It’s unsportsmanlike. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
3227 How did you find out I'd been lying about being at bowling league every Friday night? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
3228 I don't think, Mary, you understood me when I said I wanted a pinball machine for my birthday. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
3229 But you said you wanted to live on a nicer lane... 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
3230 Perhaps you're right and bowling might be easier than juggling. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
3231 It worked for the Dude? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3232 I knew eventually we would need a bigger place. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3233 Actually, I think the pins would be better for the henges. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
3234 ' "I don't think the Sharks will go for it." 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
3235 I'm hopeful familiarity will breed contempt 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
3236 That dude from downstairs is pole valulting again. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3237 It's the only spell I know. I did tell you I'm a Pinball Wizard. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3238 Well, i know it’s only our third date but i must say you’ve completely bowled me over! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3239 I’m extremely confused.” “You’re confused?? I’m f*cking confused bro. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3240 Let's make this an amicable split 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3241 'I've got a funny feeling we're not doing this right." 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3242 So ~ Who goes first? 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3243 I know how much you hate the game, so I got these for you to throw off the balcony. 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
3244 Now, that we have the product, where's our market? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
3245 Just because they're having a "Going Out of Business Sale" doesn't mean you have to buy the stuff. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
3246 Are you sure this is how atomic fission works? 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
3247 I like what you’ve done with the place: Striking. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
3248 The bowling team decided we needed a better view. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
3249 The salesman said it's way more popular than Peloton. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
3250 If we could require players to rent oddly-olored saddle shoes, this idea could rake in millions!" 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
3251 After getting stuck without toilet paper... 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
3252 Yeah... I got really into juggling during COVID 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
3253 Not until they meet our union's demands! 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
3254 We're missing two bowling bowls. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
3255 Next, the shoes. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
3256 When I said we needed a spare room, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
3257 I like to think of it as bowling without all that oppressive scaffolding of structure, rules, staying within your lane. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
3258 I forgot the bowling helmets so we'll have to play at half-speed! 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
3259 The realtor said there was room to spare. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
3260 You know how some people leave with the shoes still on…? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
3261 I said bring it on! Not bring it home 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
3262 Do I want to ask about your shoe closet? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3263 Stop calling me a pinhead. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3264 'I may be incapable of glory, of betterment. Look at me--unlike you, I never went to college. I work at a bowling alley. But when my building collapses, I will have finally done something with my life'. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3265 When I texted you ‘’split’, this isn’t what I meant. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3266 It's like what Wordle is to the crossword ... but for bowling. 1.1585 0.05340 82 73 5 4
3267 I feel like our ratio is way off. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3268 The downstairs neighbors are bawling again! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3269 It seems like they really went on strike this time. . 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3270 This is not Pinball. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
3271 I found them in an alley. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
3272 Maybe we should take these down to the alley. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3273 At least we'll have spares. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3274 Zoom isn't good for bowling 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
3275 If they try to evict us, we'll just call them racists. It's good to have Black privilege. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3276 We may be broke, but at least we're not in the gutter. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3277 I was hoping to spare you this mess. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3278 Well honey, how else is a pro bowler supposed to work from home? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3279 The bowling alley rent is too damn high! 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3280 I know the dating site said we were both into bowling but I pictured different. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3281 So we've got the Mankoffs in 8C the Booths in 8F and the Addams's in 8H on board. If we can get the Steinbergs the Arnos the Chasts the Gross's and the Glashans we're good to go. 1.1579 0.05636 76 68 4 4
3282 I’m guessing we’ll get some pushback 14B 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
3283 This juggling thing is harder than I thought 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
3284 I told you to stay in your lane. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3285 Did I strike again? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3286 What’s with all the spares? 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
3287 Balls. All right? Balls. That's what you need, Harriet. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3288 I know the alleys have been closed and we grew used to this, but you really need to get back out there and practice with the rest of them again. 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
3289 I specifically asked for an assortment of ball point pens! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3290 I'm sorry...I thought it came with the alley included. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3291 Honestly, I prefer the original version of Rock, Paper, Scissors. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3292 Honey, I think you're taking "spare" room too literally 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3293 Maybe my mom was right about going to an OCD dating site 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3294 It’s not what you think. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3295 Hey, I said "Don't pin me down" and I meant it. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3296 I've never been so bowled over by an apartment, before! 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3297 But they were on special... 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3298 Listen honey, split happens.” “Spare me your excuses. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3299 An educated consumer is our best customer. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3300 Let's put a pin in that. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3301 Moving shouldn’t be this hard, *Mike* 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3302 The good news is, I'm no longer on pins and needles. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3303 One day we'll finally get out of the gutter. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3304 You said you had a pin-up fantasy 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3305 I know this looks bad, but please spare me, honey. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3306 It's kinda' like inter-racial dating, but with rules. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3307 I thought you’d like having a room to spare. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3308 ..and each month we ship them to our subscribers. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3309 I was thinking of an alley more in the brutalist style. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3310 Face it, your apartment is just too small to practice in. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3311 IKEA needs to stop sending us spares. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3312 There was a BOGO sale… 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3313 I think juggling the balls is harder. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3314 Do you think they'll believe us if we say we found them like this? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
3315 They say they have reached a peace agreement 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3316 Oh spare me the indignation. Doesn't it strike you as right up your alley that you'd be trying to pin me down? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3317 Obviously neither one of us knows how to play pinball 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3318 I thought you said we needed a new hobby that we could do indoors that we could afford. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
3319 Every night I take an Ambien and wake up in bowling shoes hanging onto another ball and pin. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3320 Apparently, it's just an extra room in your house... 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3321 WE CAN'T FIT ANY MORE IN HERE! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3322 But you told me to decorate the apartment before you moved in. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
3323 When I said indoor sports, I didn't have this in mind. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3324 I think we've lost our sense of proportion. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
3325 Are you sure this is the best way to meet the neighbors? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
3326 This is not what I meant by “pinball.” 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3327 You’re right Honey, that Feng Shui book did come in handy 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
3328 I don't think you're Feng Shui'ing right 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3329 I know you said it would take a lot of balls to survive this year, but I’m scared to ask what the pins are for. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3330 Spare me the details Jon, lets just strike a deal here and call it a day. I get the house and kids…you can have the pins and the balls 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
3331 Honey, I told you size matters 1.1562 0.06385 64 58 2 4
3332 You can never say that about me again. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3333 Do you have time to spare or are you on strike? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3334 - Nice pins… now what? - I don’t know. I've never had a date that went this far. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3335 This still beats living in the alley. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3336 Okay now, embrace your pins people, remember this is a strike-free safe space. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3337 Decision making is tough for me. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3338 Maybe Poker Nights weren't so bad, after all 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3339 I still can't exactly pin down why the downstairs neighbors keep complaining. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3340 I don't usually win anything! 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3341 Too many balls? 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3342 But I have two more chances for a perfect game! 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3343 I'm pretty sure I said 'rolling pins' for our meat balls. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3344 Amazon drop shipping trust me honey I’m on to something we’re gunna be rich 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3345 This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to go on strike from my work from home job. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3346 You collect pins and I will collect balls 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
3347 We never should have moved to Bowling Green. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3348 Were the old, stinky shoes included in the auction sale too? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3349 If this doesn 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
3350 You are correct. We should be playing this in the lanes. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
3351 Do you prefer the dark one or the lighter ones?? 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
3352 Even the bowling balls wore confused expressions! 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
3353 Spare me the details, Beth, but I can’t help feeling like we’re striking out. 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
3354 Well...if I have to bend over and cough, then I'm dropping these balls 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
3355 So.... You said you like to take your work home with you, even though you are only tenpin? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3356 Don’t worry. We have plenty of time to spare. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3357 Oh, and that pin in your hand is NOT a metaphor? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3358 There has to be a better way to play pinball 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3359 They told us that the anger release and dispute resolution room would be SAFE! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3360 And I thought walking on pins and needles was painful.. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3361 I'm meeting the guys at the laundromat tonight. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3362 You said you wanted a spare room. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3363 Let's organize the balls and pins. It's time for a strike. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3364 I know we're going minimalist, but this is for my BOWLING installation of mid-century nostalgia art... 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3365 I'm sure I asked our agent about gutters. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3366 Don’t worry. We’re avoiding the next round of panic buying” 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3367 I think we’re out of our lane 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3368 I need to poop 1.1549 0.05899 71 64 3 4
3369 This wasn't what I meant by "Lets put a pin in it" when talking bout decorating the apartment. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3370 I think they're on strike. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
3371 At this point, I think we have to assume the downstairs neighbors aren't coming. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3372 Juggle the pins first to get the hang of it! 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3373 Most bowlers collect trophies, you collect the ones that got away! 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
3374 I say what about GI Jane before you take a swing at me? 1.1548 0.05219 84 75 5 4
3375 Don’t pin this all on me! 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3376 "Honestly, I don't think mediation is going to work here 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3377 I'm not adding more balls to our collection until you add more pins. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3378 I prefer working at home, but they say they need me back at the alley. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3379 I don't know what the people downstairs are complaining about. I mean, we already turned down the music 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3380 It seemed like such a good idea with the Virtual Reality headset… 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3381 One more time. Double or nothing on the 7 - 10 split. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3382 Susan: I’m leaving you and I’m taking the pins. Steve: You don’t have the balls! 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3383 But, I did mention that we were going to Ten Pin Alley. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3384 I told you we should have bought the giant chess set. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3385 I know we were asked to clean up the alleys, but maybe we have gone too far. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3386 Be gentle, you’re holding the kingpin to this whole operation. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3387 We need an allley, not a dump! 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3388 When he said "sporting goods" could he have meant stocks? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3389 This will be the strike to end all strikes. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3390 I just thought of a great first line to a blues song: "You like to roll 'em and I like to knock 'em down!" 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3391 Why so many?... Because we don't have Ball Return 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3392 The bowling alley was converted to a refugee reception center. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3393 Looks like you flunked pin-setting school. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3394 Think, "NFT." 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3395 The folks downstairs said we get one more strike 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3396 I think we need to regroup 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
3397 The alley’s still not open for play-in, but I was able to order delivery! 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
3398 We just don’t communicate well. I told you I wanted to play pinball, not pins and balls! 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
3399 You told me to strike when I’m ready. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3400 Exactly why I keep telling you to read the instructions first! 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
3401 obviously, you're not a golfer..." #thedudeabide 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3402 I don't know--let's try minimalism. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3403 Rhonda, my memory of last night is a little hazy. I remember dropping that acid...and then a lot of noise, bad carpet and fat white men. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3404 Sharon, I'm tired of staying in my lane 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3405 Your list said "rolling pins". 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
3406 It's my party and these are my friends! 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3407 Sure you can sleep in the spare room 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3408 Like it might be catch on...I know something isn't right...I just need a little more space to work in. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3409 I'm still trying to figure out why my previous landlord had me evicted. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
3410 Now that it’s over, maybe we should bring them back. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3411 Being a sore loser is not an excuse for petty larceny! 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3412 Landlord misunderstood the 'you can hear a pin drop' thing... 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3413 Don’t you find it hard to stay in our lane 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3414 Pursuit of Happyness 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3415 It’s very difficult to pin down the essence of this room 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3416 How else do you decorate a spare bedroom? 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3417 Are you sure the co-op board is okay with this? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
3418 I'm totally mystified to find out that our downstairs neighbors aren't happy with us. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
3419 It’s called peaceful coexistence. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
3420 You know I’d rather just go to the gym and work out with the barbells; this doesn’t do it for me… 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
3421 It’s like baseball putting a runner on second base in extra innings. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
3422 Bowl cut trending on IG 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
3423 I was going to drop the ball before you pinned me. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3424 I already told you, I don’t have any to spare. 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
3425 I asked for a pinball machine, not pins and balls! 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3426 You're such a pinhead. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
3427 We’re running out of room for the shoes, frankly. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3428 I think we should review the rules once more. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3429 I think I clicked “Buy” too many times. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
3430 I had something else in mind when I asked to play pin-ball. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3431 I told you this was our spare room! 1.1519 0.05431 79 71 4 4
3432 Okay...possibly not the best home-based business idea I've had. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3433 I don't know how many more strikes I can take 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3434 Barb, staying in your lane doesn't mean you can make the entire apartment your lane. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3435 But you are more to me than just a pinpal. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3436 I am weary of these self-invented pandemic games. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3437 This will be cooler in the metaverse. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3438 I don’t know how many times I’ve told him to clean up his room when he’s done playing. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3439 Then you are... Putin!? 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
3440 In a market like this, anything with a spare room sells quickly. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3441 This new hobby has completely cured my ADHD. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3442 Our downstairs neighbors are gonna love this. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3443 You didn't think I had the balls for this. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
3444 We can work it out, but we may have to stay on separate sides of the apartment for a while. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3445 I don't think bowling pin o'rama works. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3446 When does the artisanal pinsetter arrive? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3447 I honestly don't remember placing the bid" 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
3448 Thelma, stop fooling around and help me 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
3449 I am glad you are keeping me out of the gutter, but you may have gone too far". 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3450 I can't return these to the alley, they're on strike. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3451 Sometimes I come up here and just toss bowling objects blindly off the balcony. Been doing this for months now and they still haven’t caught me. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3452 Location, location, LOCATION! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3453 Oh spare me, don't strike me with that but if we'd just get our minds out of the gutter, we'd probably come up with a game here. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3454 It's the best workout ever! I'm totally ripped! 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
3455 stick with juggling the pins 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
3456 Maybe we could learn to juggle bowling balls, too? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3457 A 7-10 split? Spare me. How about 50/50? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3458 I don’t think I have the upper body strength to be in this cartoon. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3459 You were to set up the pins..not me! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3460 Honey, I think we've got too many balls. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3461 Maybe this would’ve worked better as an NFT 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3462 Our upstairs neighbors have taken up ‘clog dancing’ so I thought we could take up a new activity that we could share with our downstairs neighbors 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3463 While your interpretation of "Pinball" could be understood in context, "Bowling," while not involving "bowls," per se, is a different game entirely. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3464 Don't even think about it! 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3465 I think the phrase is actually 'a bird in the hand...' 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
3466 Lots of folks want parity in the sport, but I'm the only one with enough balls to achieve it. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3467 It could be worse. We could be in a gutter somewhere. 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
3468 I'm not sure how to score this. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3469 They were out of shotguns, but we can repel the zombies with these. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3470 This is fun, but I am starting to worry about our window, 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3471 If you want to smash the glass ceiling, you’ll have to use the ball.., 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3472 I thought you might find the bowling motif striking. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3473 Do you still think it was the right decision to leave our corporate jobs to become jugglers? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3474 I was laid off from the bowling alley, can you believe all this was in my locker. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3475 Ok, sanitized all the balls. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3476 Think the downstairs neighbors will mind the noise? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3477 I think I might have misspelled 'pans' on the wedding registry. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3478 Ikea is not known for Sporting games. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3479 Well, ‘Subscribe and Save’ worked for diapers and dog food… 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3480 I think the rules are the same as curling, except it's played in an alley. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3481 Were you trying to suggest this wouldn't be a fair fight? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3482 Wait, you said you got this from Ikea…? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3483 The downstairs neighbor is trying to sell NFTs to the whole building. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3484 We really need all this to strike? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3485 I told you we needed more than a studio! 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3486 I think you misunderstood me when I told you I'm going on strike. 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
3487 I don't think investing in Crypto-Bowl was a good idea. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3488 Two balls don't make a strike. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3489 I don’t appreciate your lewd jokes. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3490 We shoulda thought this through… 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3491 Of course the downstairs neighbors won't mind! 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3492 I know it's annoying, but the lease obligates us as upstairs neighbors. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
3493 You're *sure* you put away all the wine bottles? 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
3494 No Sadie, we only play with these not that 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3495 I thought it was bowling FOR furniture, not bowling AS furniture. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3496 When you're a bowler, every problem looks like a pin. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3497 Well yes, the seller did keep saying it was a striking place! 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3498 So uhhh how does this work? Do we fuck and then bowl, or bowl and then fuck? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3499 You prefer candlepin? 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3500 I had another kind of pinball in mind. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3501 Margarita, it's so fun. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3502 I still don't know why the neighbors are complaining 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3503 You can use mine instead if you'd like. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3504 You told me to get my mind out of the gutter! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3505 Don’t try to pin this on me. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
3506 I guess this is where the Kingpin kept his spares 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
3507 What is the probability of you picking up a pin and me picking up two balls? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3508 The rules of the game were changed? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
3509 We have to stop bringing home stuff we find in the alley. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3510 But this is BA.2 - I was setter for Omicron! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3511 The last tenant finally got their head out of the gutter! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3512 Don't get me wrong- amazing out of the box thinking... but equity ratio is slightly harder than this, honey 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3513 It was another WFH team bonding mail kit. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
3514 You have a striking personality. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3515 This isn’t what I thought you meant when you said you wanted a Spare bedroom. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3516 Sorcerer's apprentice? Why do you ask? 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3517 We just need a bowling alley. 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
3518 They all keep telling me I wore the wrong shoes. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3519 You said I was bad at following through. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
3520 Stay in your lane. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
3521 What do you mean? I did clean up. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
3522 You know, I've decided equity bowling isn't much fun. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
3523 Ironically, our downstairs neighbor is deaf. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
3524 Not the pinball machine I asked for 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
3525 Well, my friend John said I should do something to try to bowl you over. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
3526 You said pin ball. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
3527 Apparently these come with the apartment if you’re an upstairs neighbor. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
3528 Is now a good time to open up a bowling alley? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
3529 Okay, I think the downstairs neighbours got the hint. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
3530 Am I just a spare partner to you 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
3531 bowling 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3532 I know you said, "Renovate the kitchen." But what I heard was private bowling alley. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3533 Looks like we captured the market of used pins & balls. Our next project is orange traffic cones 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3534 Do you think the downstairs neighbors are going to mind? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3535 I've heard of sneakerheads, but pinhead usually has a different connotation. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3536 It must be my magnetic personality. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3537 I lied on Tinder. I have no idea how to bowl. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3538 Real ball busters use rolling pins. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3539 I think we need a new hobby... 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3540 HR calls it transactional bowling. No strikes here...just dispute resolution on an individual basis. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3541 I had an inspiration. I'm going to nail up a peach basket. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3542 Let's not overthink this... gherkinpins and kalamataball both have a nice ring. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3543 The Bowling Alone author used to live here. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3544 Did you say I was a Pin Ball Wizard? 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3545 Let’s see if it’s better if we change the ratio. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3546 When I asked for spare parts, this isn’t what I meant. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3547 As you can see, we care about diversity 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
3548 I told you to give him a bawling out. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3549 Your right,I do deserve a strike right up my alley. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3550 This seemed like such a good idea until we remembered the glass doors. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3551 So, you grew up in an alley... 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3552 Now that we've amassed such sophisticated weaponry, where is the enemy? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3553 I told you to get a PINBALL machine! 1.1481 0.05303 81 73 4 4
3554 I 'm told these were used in an ancient game called pinball and I'm trying to reconstruct how it was played. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
3555 Have you been cheating on me with other bowlers? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3556 We should use these more than once. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3557 I wasn't that bowled over when you pinned this place. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3558 A spare room would have been nice. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3559 It’s the new equity program 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3560 So when you said it was right up my alley, you DIDN’T mean bowling alley? 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
3561 Wow! The Who was right, that kid does play a mean pin ball! 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
3562 This is not a total mess: its a special bowling operation. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
3563 The first rule of Strike Club is you do not talk about Strike Club. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
3564 Sorry, I thought the ad said, ‘Everything you need to start a “polling” company.’ 1.1477 0.04723 88 78 7 3
3565 Has it really already been a week since we’ve played? 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
3566 As I recall, I throw the ball at you and you whack it with that bat in your hand. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
3567 It sure is nice and peaceful up here on the top floor. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3568 We said we’d strike for better health and wellness benefits. This was the response. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
3569 Might I suggest placement of that pin? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3570 The salesman told you we could play this game in a New York City apartment? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3571 Surrender. I've got balls. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3572 I need another ball like I need a whole in the head. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3573 When your profile stated that you could juggle many things, this wasn't what I envisioned. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3574 We call it "Unstructered Bowling" 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3575 It's a Böllingalli, from Ikea. Help me put it together? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3576 I don't have a problem! 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3577 If the neighbors complain, we can tell them we are in love. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3578 The bowling league party musta' been a success." 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3579 I thought they were perfect in the spare room. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3580 Can we try again for a boy? 1.1471 0.04493 102 91 7 4
3581 For old times’ sake, let’s split it down the middle. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3582 I was sure the listing said there was an automatic ball return. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3583 I guess it’s time we strike out in our own directions… 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3584 I think we have to tip the doorman for the pins and balls 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3585 No more sleepovers for the bowling team! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3586 All I really wanted was a Pinball machine. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
3587 Once you start collecting, it's hard to know where to stop. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3588 But you said you wanted a game room. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3589 Looks like the last tenant split. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3590 To be honest, I thought these back-alley deals would be more profitable. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3591 I swear this was supposed to be an auto-delivery of cotton balls and safety pins. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3592 Help! I can't make up my mind. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3593 Honey, Cheryl called. Your mother died early this morning. She had a massive stroke and by the time they found her it was too late. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3594 I told Nana I liked bowling in 2003. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
3595 If I have to walk on pins and needles, you're going to walk on pins and balls. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3596 We can save on remodeling if we do the demolition ourselves. We'll invite the neighbors--make a party of it. 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
3597 It's a different game now. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3598 This is my sculptural representation of South Brooklyn of the 1950s. It's called "Bowled over by Bensonhurst." 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3599 It's a new game I've come up with called pandemia. See, you either throw balls at pins or throw pins at balls and see what happens. Or whatever... 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3600 The Pinball Ballpen first date experience 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3601 I get a weird feeling the neighbor downstairs does not like us. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3602 I guess there are worse things to pick up in a dark alley 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3603 What should we do with our pandemic "dumbbells" and "kettlebells? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3604 It hurts less to play "rock, paper, scissors" than "pin, ball, alley." 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3605 Bowling has always been a way for me to escape reality, because it's not a real sport. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3606 I'm done with you and I'm taking the bowling balls with me." 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3607 Honey, I am trying to spare you from a strike 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3608 I’m leaving. I need to strike out on my own. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3609 I swear, I had no idea anyone lived downstairs. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3610 Dang, we have a spare 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3611 Did you read the directions? 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
3612 It’s a bit crowded but I say we roll with it. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3613 They're meant to be *foam,* the counselor said. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3614 Trust me, this is the edge we need to make it big on OnlyFans. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3615 The test results are back. We're going to have a little baseball! 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3616 When I suggested we go on a fun escape, I had something different in mind... 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3617 ...but honey, I thought you said you loved contemporary art. 1.1463 0.05241 82 74 4 4
3618 That’s not what I meant by a pinball room. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3619 Here’s your fully furnished apartment. 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
3620 My upstairs neighbor. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3621 This apartment is right up my alley 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3622 So you wait until you after pick up your Tenth 7 -10 split to tell me that you want to separate? 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
3623 Are there more pins or balls in the world? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3624 Ever since we turned our home into a bowling alley, my wife never had to buy another pair of shoes again. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3625 I think we need to stop playing Bowlémon GO. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
3626 If anybody asks, just call them racist. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
3627 I assumed you were planning the party for a Bowling Alley. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
3628 What should we do with our pandemic 'home gym?' 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
3629 I'm inventing a game for all men who're told, "You're not going bowling today," on a Monday night. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
3630 I may have dropped the ball in choosing the location for our strike 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
3631 Put that back down; you're messing up my art installation. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
3632 Like I told you, duck pins take up less room! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
3633 This could be out spare bedroom. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
3634 You should see the spare room. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
3635 I’ve heard Kegel makes you feel things 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
3636 It’s time to figure out another Covid safe date night 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
3637 Are you ready to return to the bowling alley yet? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3638 I could have sworn, you said, ten balls too. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3639 and they use the new math for scoring. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3640 OK. You juggle the pins and I will juggle the bowling balls. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3641 pins and balls may break our bones... 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3642 We should have paid attention to our registry checklist. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3643 It's still better than the other alley we lived in 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3644 Can I please just go out with my friends? This is not the same and it’s costing us a fortune. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3645 It's hard to pin down what's been weighing on me lately. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3646 This piece is a representation of my life. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3647 The guy downstairs is unhappy... 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3648 Living with you is like walking on pins and bowling balls 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3649 Now I just need a way to surreptitiously remove the lanes 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3650 How many more do we need for the nursery room mobile? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3651 Ohhh… I thought you said, “PINBALL pick-up game”. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
3652 I never knew anyone could repossess a bowling alley! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3653 I keep telling you sis,when you’re born to juggle… 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3654 Great location, brilliant business plan, but Pandemic Bowl has to close. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3655 I think "working from home" didn't include your job! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3656 Just look at it as hookups between pins and balls. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3657 I may not know much about interior decoration but I know what I like. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3658 Should we try knocking over the balls by rolling the pins and see if that works? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3659 Alright, fine - you've indeed bowled me over! 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3660 It's not bowling, it's life-size pachinko. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3661 Maybe we should get a spare room. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3662 These thing? Oh, I’m practicing to become an umpire. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3663 So, see you at 3 am? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3664 When I said let’s make a turkey at home, this is not what I meant. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3665 Now we can safely have fun in our apartment. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3666 You'd think ONE of us would have gotten a strike by now... 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3667 Working the grips 😉 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
3668 I guess I really striked out this time 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3669 How many pairs of shoes should I rent? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3670 I have no idea where our luggage is! But maybe the contents of these bags contains some kind of clue… 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3671 I got the idea from Daniel Day-Lewis. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
3672 You don't understand. These are practically like my children. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3673 If you spare me your strike, I'll spare you my pair. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3674 I dunno. Saw it on TikTok. Could become a thing! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3675 the will said if we spend just one night in this haunted storage room, we get free games for life 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3676 I help you pick up but my fingers are stuck! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3677 I told you I had a spare room 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3678 The pinsetter is working remotely. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3679 Honey, I'm being framed! 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3680 I've been picking up spares 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3681 You did tell me to "stay in my lane". 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3682 You told me to stop wasting my time with virtual bowling” 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3683 just the essentials 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3684 You said you’ll change, but this is the last strike 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
3685 The guy below did say, one more time and he'd would punch me in the nose. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
3686 There must be something we're missing! 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
3687 ''I lifted them out of the gutter". 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3688 It would be right up your alley to pin this mess on me 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
3689 I pray for the end of this Covid bowling league. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
3690 More clutter, but still better than the apartment downstairs. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
3691 I see a potential game here - one that will appeal to everyone. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
3692 If the new art doesn’t strike up conversation we’ll put it in the spare room. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
3693 I said to come up with a new spin on Whack a Mole 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
3694 The bowling alley was having a liquidation sale. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
3695 So yeah, technically, it’s true. You don’t have to prove it by dropping one. 1.1441 0.03807 111 97 12 2
3696 But I told you that I played pinball. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3697 And I thought the noise of living above a bowling alley would be the biggest problem. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3698 I am sure your friends would all still feel included even if one or two had to share a ball 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3699 It’s been so long, I’ve forgotten how we used to play this. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3700 You wanted pins, I got you pins. You wanted balls, I got you balls. Please don't tell me you want an alley. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3701 I don’t know. People who live in glass houses... 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3702 Yeah, the new kitten loves it,but the downstairs neighbor is complaining. 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
3703 When did you say the pin setter gets out of quarenteen? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3704 I really think we need the bowling lane to make this work. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3705 Spare me the explanation. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3706 OK, maybe a home gym was a better idea." 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3707 You weren't kidding when you said you live in the gutter. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3708 I feel that we have this same crisis every time your mother comes to visit. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3709 Probably should have gotten the video game. There have been a LOT more noise complaints. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3710 It’s NOT a Pinball Game! 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3711 I don't think the bowling room will be as popular as the foosball room. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3712 Keep working on it--you've got all the elements of a great game here. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3713 This isn't what I had in mind when I said we should get hobbies 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3714 I said nosy neighbor! 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3715 I keep bowling spares. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3716 Now all we need is a lane. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3717 He's a couple's therapist not an art critic, when he said 'try bowling' I don't think this is what he had in mind. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3718 It’s simple. The neighbor downstairs is an aspiring DJ and he needs his practice time…and I’ve recently taken up bowling. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3719 We’re gonna need a bigger bowl… 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3720 On the count of three put the pin down and run 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3721 Thanks Cheryl but it's not quite what I meant when said I wanted a pinball game." 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3722 Balls and pins need companionship, not collisions. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3723 But I'm not done playing with them yet. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3724 The real estate agent this apartment was right up our alley 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3725 Shouldn't we reverse the props? 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
3726 But this is the only way my videos will get more likes than funnyjuggler87! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3727 I hope seeing my storage container doesn't change how you see me. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3728 Would you please set the pins? I’m getting tired of holding my balls. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
3729 Let's keep things separate. Don't put your fingers in my balls. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3730 It's easy. You hold the pins and I bowl the balls. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3731 This is petty. Can't you just ASK the neighbors to move the care out of our spot. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3732 Wouldn't a baseball card collection have been more practical? 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
3733 I'll put them down quietly if you don't strike me with that pin. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3734 If you wanted to have a souvenir of a trip to the bowling alley, couldn't you just have got the shoes? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3735 if our decorator is a minimalist, why do we have all these balls? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
3736 No, we don't coach people to play baseball. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3737 Ok…now I’ll throw the ball and you hit it with the pen. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
3738 I’m also embarrassed about asking directions. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
3739 You’ll see. Pins are mightier than balls. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3740 I got a great deal on them 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3741 It’s hard to figure out the rules, when the neighbors are constantly banging on the ceiling” 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3742 RESUBMITTING—NOT SURE IF MY PREVIOUS SUBMISSION MADE IT THROUGH… “I was cleaning the gutters of Putin’s table… 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3743 i can sleep on the couch 1.1429 0.05457 77 70 3 4
3744 Spare me the excuse, this is your last strike. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
3745 are you sure this is how you play tic tac toe? 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3746 Do you think this is some form of a joke for the therapist who threw us in here? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3747 360-degree bowling? Worse than two-way bowling. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3748 Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3749 Now I don't want to go bowling. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3750 Welcome to 'Kick Bowl,' No need for bowling alleys with my game, we just kick the ball toward the pins, to make a strike. And, as soon as I can find some Heel Toe bowling shoes, we can play! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3751 The shrink says we have ‘Irritable Bowl Disease’ 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3752 Does this mean we’re finally getting hard wood floors? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
3753 I think we got a ratio problem here. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
3754 If we get them talking, maybe they'll stop hitting each other. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3755 This does wonders for the Feng Shui in here. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3756 I didn’t understand what “Alley view” actually meant 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3757 Sometimes they fight 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3758 I’m not in love with what you’ve done with the spare bedroom. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3759 I shouldn’t have retired during a pandemic. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3760 At least these are easier to pick up than a Lego set. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3761 But honey, the VR bowling game didn’t have balls and pins included. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3762 You said 'stay in your lane', but I want to believe we both have unlimited possibilities." 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3763 Is neighborly noise a recreational activity? I prefer to think of it as a sport. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3764 The office wanted to try something new for the virtual town hall. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3765 It’s a new approach to teaching ‘the birds and the bees.’ 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3766 How many balls can the elevator carry again? 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3767 A nice area rug should take care of the sound. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3768 For generations these inanimate objects have been so adversarial it has altered their DNA to become mortal enemies for reasons neither any longer understands. It's a case book study for mutually beneficent gene slicing, or a good old-fashion mixer. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3769 Bowling alleys have really changed since the pandemic. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3770 The employment agency must have heard pinsetter, not trendsetter. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3771 The online bowling ball market is soft. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3772 I’m was going for bowling alley chic 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
3773 I never asked to live in the gutter 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3774 What are you thinking? 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
3775 Lets look at it this way; it's a battle of the sexes on a different level. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3776 Are you sure is one ball for each pin? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3777 I thought Escape Room was the name of the alley. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3778 Let’s just admit “one-on one bowling” was a stupid idea. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
3779 So the last thing I remember was me and the boys drinking ALOT of beers at the bowling alley and I woke up to this 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3780 I don't get it. On paper, we're perfect together. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3781 Each one is an NFT. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3782 I found them in an antique store on 169th Street. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3783 You picked the weapons, I get to pick the distance. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3784 I reassured the guy below us that we aren’t playing hockey. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3785 Who are you where sleeping this night? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3786 You got ratioed. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3787 Maybe bowling just isn't our thing. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3788 I don't care if you played ninepins with your ex-husband. I'm the one with the bowling-balls. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3789 Sorry, I’m more of a nine pin guy so I’m taking my balls and going home. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3790 Can you spare a spare? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
3791 Maybe now, the apartment below us will turn their stereo down? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3792 You think the neighbors below will hear us? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
3793 Knocking over white pins with black balls! Seems like fun therapy on the way to the real goal. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3794 So do you now remember our first date? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3795 I'm sure we'll figure out this game if we put our minds to it. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
3796 Okay, I think we can start looking for shoes. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
3797 For the 10th time, I am not henpecked! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3798 I think you are taking your new marketing position at Pinterest a bit too far 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3799 I forgot the set up. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
3800 I want to sell them to people who plan a strike 1.1408 0.05418 71 64 4 3
3801 Ok, I think we have all the parts, but they didn't provide instructions for how to put it together! 1.1408 0.05418 71 64 4 3
3802 I didn't know we were supposed to bring our own pins.. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
3803 I don’t see it. Why can’t Billy LABEL his BEACH BALL? 1.1408 0.05418 71 64 4 3
3804 Humanitarian rescue course. Try to evacuate the pins while I am throwing balls over you. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
3805 These seem to be the instruments - how do we make a game out of it? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3806 Maybe we should take a class? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
3807 Who needs furniture when you have bowling? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
3808 Maybe you CAN have enough after all. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
3809 Why am I suddenly turned on? 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
3810 Now who goes first, balls or pins? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3811 I'm glad your sister set you up with me. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
3812 I hardly think you’re too pinned down at the moment 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
3813 Don’t look at me, I thought hardwood floors were part of the deal 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3814 This is what you meant by a spare bedroom? 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
3815 I cant wait for the bowling alleys to open again. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
3816 You mean it's league night again? We still haven't picked up from last week. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
3817 When I ordered a bowling kit online, I expected two balls and a bag. The pandemic has destroyed the bowling business. Can we just donate the rest to a bowling alley and take a charitable contribution deduction? You know I don't like returning stuff! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
3818 It's better than needles and pins 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
3819 hey laila, i know today is our anniversary before taking any rash decision please do notice my balls. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
3820 Henry, our bowling addiction is better dealt with in the ally. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
3821 Well at least we won't be bowling alone. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
3822 I forgot the bumpers 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
3823 You’ll never pin me down. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
3824 I finally have the balls to ask you to stop pinning everything on me. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
3825 Actually that pin is essential to my plan. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
3826 Uh, I'm going to assume that you understand that that is a bowling pin and not a weapon. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
3827 I said I was good at pinball!?!? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
3828 Our bowling supply company is off to a good start but we need a better way of organising our inventory. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
3829 I got a deal. Alley and pin setter not included. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
3830 you got balls coming back here~~! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
3831 Now, at the end, you hit me on the head with the pin. That'll be the performance part of the art. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
3832 You're my everything... I would never strike you down. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
3833 You said wine and meatballs. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
3834 Perhaps we should have downsized before we moved into the apartment. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
3835 They say a good relationship should be 50/50 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
3836 When I said we needed bowls and pins, I meant craft pins and food bowls, Kyle 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
3837 We couldn't swing the alarm system. I hope you've seen Home Alone. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
3838 I guess they were not lying when they said to only press 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
3839 I told you to pack the bowls. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
3840 Storing the team equipment since the alley's torn down for condos. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
3841 I told you we should have taken that narrower apartment in the basement 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
3842 To accommodate the people below us, let's try using only half of the balls. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
3843 Do you think we should strike? 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
3844 You mean it's only one ball for ten pins? 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
3845 I have two... you only have one. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
3846 Well, that’s a new take on pinball 1.1395 0.05007 86 78 4 4
3847 Do we really need a spare bedroom? 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
3848 You tip the ballboy 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
3849 You knew I was a bowler when you married me. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
3850 July 1987 at the Metrodome in Newark is still missing 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3851 Are you sure this is how to bowl? 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3852 We should have built the alley first. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3853 'We need more bowling balls, fewer pins, to see in the apartment below." 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3854 I said to get a temp in, Ali :( 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3855 So we agree that we're going to be a 'only-a-very-specific-type-of-shoes-on-in-the-house' family? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3856 Strike three. 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
3857 Their relationship struggled as he bowled over her attempts to pin him down. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3858 Fine. I’ll pitch and you bat. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3859 I think the ratio is one ball to ten pins. Can we return these? 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3860 Won’t it be easier if the goal of the game is to knock the PINS down? Knocking balls down is challenging!” 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3861 Always bring a bowling ball to a pin fight 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3862 I guess they’re on strike today… 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3863 Now we are ready to go on a strike 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3864 Guy downstairs asks us to have another hobby. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3865 The winning bidders juggled flaming batons. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3866 Should it be an interactive art installation? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3867 Why shouldn't bowling be a bloodsport? 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3868 I don’t understand why the people downstairs keep asking about a bowling alley 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
3869 When I said I wanted to be bowled over, I was speaking metaphorically." 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3870 I swear, it seemed like a great idea at the time." 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
3871 These are harder to pick up than a 7-10 split! 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3872 So if Susie subtracts two bowling balls and one pin, how many does Susie have left? 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3873 I had a different idea when I asked for a pin-ball game. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3874 With our upstairs neighbor’s problem solved, we can sleep in peace. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
3875 This isn't any better than bowling alone. 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
3876 I say it's time we gave those busybody jerks downstairs something to really complain about. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3877 You're the one who said I should take up a hobby! 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3878 If the balls don’t have to be round, why should the pins have to be straight? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3879 But at least we don't live in the gutter. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3880 I don't think our collection hobbies are compatible. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3881 And I was like “You’re firing me! You’ll regret that!” And then I stole all these pins. Still not sure where the bowling balls came from. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3882 We’re running out of socially-distanced games. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3883 I like to think of it as a mating ritual. 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
3884 Our new hobby “Mergers and acquisitions” 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3885 Tell me again how starting a bowling alley will be lucrative! 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3886 I know you told me to get a job, but let me tell you why this is better! 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
3887 When I said I wanted you to pin me against a wall this isn’t what I was talking about 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
3888 honey, You know i have too much bowl issue, you can't be that pin person 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
3889 What we’re doing here again? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3890 So I guess it’s a good thing we’re only renting the shoes, huh? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3891 I like to bowl and I'm a kleptomaniac--is that so wrong? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3892 Maybe nix the home bowling league idea. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3893 I’ve tried quitting cold turkey three times already but I don’t think it’s working. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3894 Why couldn't we have taken up baking like everybody else? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3895 You’re not going to bust my balls, are you? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3896 Wasn't the installation supposed to come pre-installed? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3897 I call it Isolation-Summer Nights. For 'strollin, drank lemonade' I thought we could walk to the kitchen and back a few times. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3898 I can understand if this isn't up your alley. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3899 It's a lovely surprise but not exactly what I had in mind when I said I liked to play pin ball 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3900 I know I left the spare under one of them.. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3901 The balls are red flags for me. 1.1385 0.05750 65 59 3 3
3902 My last place had an alley. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3903 This isn’t the pinball game I remember. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3904 Are you sure NATO sent us their most advanced weapons? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3905 I told you this place has room to spare. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3906 I figured that since they say it’s sounds like a bowling alley up here, let’s have a bowling alley. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3907 This pretty much sums up our marriage. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
3908 Welcome to Biloxi. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
3909 This wasn't what I was expecting when it said 'Bowling Alley Vrbo.' 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
3910 I didn't realize this is what you meant by a split 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
3911 Remember when they used to re-set these things by machine? 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
3912 This gender reveal party was fun, but I can't shake the feeling I'm still having difficulty letting go of my binary thinking. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
3913 Got a spare? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
3914 I’m still working on the soup. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
3915 I kind of feel guilty... like I’m poking their eyes out... like we’re in a war, and this is the battlefield. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
3916 We finally got the answer to the question: “what in the world are our upstairs neighbors doing?”. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
3917 I’m a different type of guy I leave my work at work and take my love home 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3918 I'll spare you the half-hearted explanation. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3919 All I wanted was the damned shirt! 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3920 Sorry about the mess - it’s a requirement of being an upstairs neighbor. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3921 Maybe we should have gone after the registers. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3922 No, I don't know anything about that stolen bowling equipment, officer. Why do you ask? 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3923 This is what happens when you get married to a bowling nerd 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3924 You always say I don’t care about all your juggling 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3925 This is not what I thought Bowling Green looked like 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3926 -Pins and bowls can break my bones... 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
3927 I think we’re good. Time to start building the snack bar. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3928 Bowling ally going out of business…..free pile. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3929 But Darlene, a vintage collection from an estate sale in New Jersey is as sweet as it gets! Don’t make me turn to eBay! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3930 Honey - I think it's about time you got a vasectomy 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3931 All we need now are the bumpers to pull the aesthetic together. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3932 We need a much bigger and longer apartment. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3933 I know, but you said you were tired of my games. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3934 They're from an alley sale. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3935 Deconstructing bowling is not the next wordle. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3936 The 'For Sale' sign said they were going out of business, everything must go. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3937 Sweetheart, let me teach you how to play bocci. 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
3938 Ever get sick of this? 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3939 I ordered a pinsetter, but they said that would constitute human trafficking. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3940 No strikes, but I bowled a ton of spares. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3941 A couch and a tv may look better in this room…. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3942 They can still be friends, can’t we? 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3943 I’ll spare you the details 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3944 I am doing my best to bowl you over 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3945 I thought "Bowl Room Dancing" was a typo. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3946 I thought to play 'ten pin' that each pin had its own ball. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3947 So this is what an apartment is like in Bowling Green? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3948 You Bowl Me Over 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3949 No, this will not entice me to quit my regular bowling league! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3950 Remind me again why we ordered so many of these salt and pepper shakers. 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
3951 They shut down the bowling alley for 14 days due to a Covid outbreak. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3952 There has got to be an easier way to play this game. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3953 You said interior decorating could be right up my alley... 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3954 I’m betting the cat won’t knock anything over. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3955 Now where can we find lanes? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3956 I know the Superman comic went for $2.6 million but who told you that bowling balls and pins were collectible items? 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3957 What part of bowling for the stars don't you get? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3958 So do we have everything we need now to start playing pickle ball? 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3959 If we had 60 straight feet, we could probably get this stuff organized. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3960 Now we can start a league of our own! 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3961 I am pretty sure this is not what a bowling alley looks like, even on a sun porch. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3962 Something tells me buying a glass house was the wrong move... 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3963 Okay, okay, if you just drop the pin, I won't make you change your shoes. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
3964 You gotta a lot of balls coming in here like that 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3965 While the rest of the world ignores their value, polyurethane balls and maple wood pins are the greatest disposable forms of the next big blockchain commodities available. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3966 We might have an indoor pool, but not a bowling alley." 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3967 Ohhh, you thought I said pinball collection… 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
3968 Homestriking... 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
3969 woah… i haven’t seen this many balls since college @emoryapodaca 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3970 I just hope this scheme of yours doesn't land us in the gutter. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
3971 OK, I'll admit it. The bowling alley motif was a bad idea. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
3972 He said I should to stay in my lane. 1.1358 0.04892 81 73 5 3
3973 So I didn’t mean bowling balls and bowling pins, literally. It was just a metaphor. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
3974 They’ll coexist so much more peacefully if they just get to know each other 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3975 Trust me, we’ll be protected against inflation 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3976 In this game sneakers are preferred 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
3977 This isn’t working out, Mark. I want a divorce. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
3978 I meant to order "Learn to Howl." 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3979 In spite of our shared interests, I can't get over knowing you're out of my league. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3980 It said "Ten pin - a man's sport" so I ordered two balls for every pin. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3981 You told me you wanted the gutters cleaned. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3982 I am striking out on my own. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3983 Remember, this only works if you're not on the ground floor 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3984 The just want to party after the pandemic like the rest of us! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3985 Can you juggle the pins for awhile, my arms are getting tired? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3986 Remember, your the pin setter, i'm the bowler. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
3987 You say home office, but I’m picking up a strong spare bedroom vibe. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3988 This is a terrible way to meet the new downstairs neighbors. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3989 So you hit me with your pin Then I drop my 2 balls on your toes??? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3990 I didn't know how to say it but... I think we should split 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
3991 The landlord said this will count as twelve strikes against us.” “Well, that’s just perfect. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3992 I don’t know why, but the neighbors downstairs have never been friendly to me. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3993 I didn't know we had an indoor bowling alley. 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
3994 Your salt and pepper shakers are too heavy. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3995 I cannot leave 'em down at the alley. You know that they workers are on strike. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3996 This is not how you play rock, paper, scissors." 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
3997 I call it "Room to Spare"… 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
3998 So when you said the apartment had room to spare... 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3999 If you want the job, you also have to hold the balls. 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
4000 Well how else are we ALL supposed to go on strike at the same time? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4001 How do you play this game again? I forget if we throw the pins or the bowling balls. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4002 Are you sure this is how we’re supposed to set up the room for a Lamaze class? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4003 It sure pays to live on the top floor 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4004 You sure the boss said he wanted more Ball-point Pins? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4005 we're discussing what kind of allies we want to be for the community, not alleys. 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
4006 I should have been more specific about 'calling balls and strikes' 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4007 This IS the spare bedroom, man! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4008 We need to move to an apartment near an alley! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4009 I told you we had spares 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4010 The bowling alley ripped us off so I took there pins and balls. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4011 Wanna start a league? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4012 When the guys get here just set the pins. I promise we won’t break anything. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4013 This is not what I meant when I said I wanted a spare room. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4014 Neighbors are complaining about it sounding like we have a bowling alley here. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4015 I begged you to stop watching porn, but if this is now what it takes... 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4016 Well the address here is Ten pin Lane, not Avenue! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4017 Once we perfect it it’s going to be the best juggling act in the business. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4018 Talking at each other is the least of our worries. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4019 How many wedding registries did you sign up for? 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
4020 Don’t worry. The kids will just think we’re having wild sex in here. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4021 There was another note on our door from the downstairs neighbor. This time, they're threatening the cat! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4022 I can't get the salt to come out or the pepper to stay in. 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
4023 You see a spare is when you knock down all the pins but in two tries. These are spares but they don't count on your score sheet. So let's get these back in the alley before they miss them. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4024 Pins come in packages of 8. Balls come in bags of 10. Ya gotta buy a whole mess to even out. It’s called math. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4025 I told them this was something right up my alley 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4026 When I ordered from alleysupplies.com I asked for a cat. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4027 Now is see why they listed it ‘2 bed, 1 bath, 3 lanes.’ 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4028 This is a weird adoption agency 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4029 Well, if we'd bought the place in town, we would have an alley. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4030 It's one of Apple's fitness games - why are you complaining? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4031 I know this is a first for both of us, but I’m pretty sure this isn’t an orgy. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4032 I can't shake the feeling that our styles will end up clashing. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4033 I call it a no hitter. 1.1341 0.04835 82 74 5 3
4034 You will need to untie my shoes again 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4035 I’m inventing a new game for you called 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4036 Oh, wait, the ad did say it had a spare room 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
4037 You collect bowling pins, and I collect bowling balls, we are a match made in a bowling alley. Let's gte married at All Star Bowling's 100 Lanes. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
4038 NOW you say it's "boules" not bowling ! 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
4039 That’s how we roll 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
4040 Now close your eyes and tell me what color are my shoes 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
4041 Spare me your advice. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4042 I thought it'd be best to stock up now so we don't strike out later. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4043 We need this many to beat the juggling record. Let's start practicing. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4044 You rolled 16 balls and didn't knock over a single pin? 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4045 I love the smell of bowling shoes in the morning 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4046 With virtual reality you can’t even rent your shoes. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4047 I thought you said you wanted a spare bedroom? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4048 When you're a bowling ball, everything looks like a pin. You might want to drop that thing. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4049 Bowling Therapy isn't covered over my benefits 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4050 'What a dump'—Hey, it was fun and games. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4051 I called dibs on the guest room before the new variant! 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4052 It’s unconventional for a gender reveal party, but will it delight our guests? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4053 Sorry the bowling stuff does not distract from your stupid goatee. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4054 You asked me if I could spare something around the apartment 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4055 So this room is the pin ball game? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4056 I realize it’s a good neighborhood, but this place just isn’t bowling me over. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4057 I’m shomer shabbos, Donny. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4058 “Honey, not again. I’m sure I said ‘let’s play wack a mole’. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4059 Delores,is this some sort of joke? For my 50th I said I wanted a pinball machine! Pins and balls,really?? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4060 Good news, we got an extra frame on the lease 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4061 I liked the furniture better the other way. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
4062 Are you sure Karen understood when you said we have plenty to bowl? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4063 And this is the antique pin collection I told you about. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4064 Balls in your court 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4065 It was a double entendre that got out of hand 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4066 Um, no idea, actually 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
4067 This is not what I expected when you said that the apartment had a striking view. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4068 I gave up sex for Lent. Where should my mind be? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4069 It takes balls !...to play what ever this is".. Pins and Balls 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4070 Don't tell me that there's something missing! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4071 We are on our way now. Tomorrow we rob the putt putt course. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4072 You see? Equality just doesn't work ALL the time. Wait.. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4073 Do you think we've delivered sufficient revenge to our downstairs neighbor? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4074 It’s been building up. I’ve had it. I’m done. I’m going on strike. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4075 Somehow we seemed to have gotten this ten-pin game all screwed up. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4076 This Art crap really sucks! 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4077 I'm glad this condo has a spare room. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4078 I realize I haven't bowled you over, but please consider that I've solved every Wordle since the Times took it over--6 of them on the 3rd line. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4079 I thought the only split you wanted was the 7-10. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4080 Let's admit it : This "bowling area" really can't compete with the real thing. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4081 Once you put that away this will look like a wonderful nursery if you ask me. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4082 Ok, Ok… I’ll read the instruction manual! 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
4083 I just think it’s important for us to exercise because we have such thin necks. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4084 Everybody says Ten Pins is a fun indoor game, but nobody tells you exactly how many balls. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4085 The smelly used shoes should be here soon 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4086 Now I see why you insisted in a house on the alley way. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4087 This arrangement is messing with my feng shui 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4088 Spare me Martha, this is a mess. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4089 I don't think the neighbors are going to like this new hobby of yours... 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4090 When does the reset happen? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4091 Honey....less IS more. Put your balls away. . 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4092 None of these pins match up to ANY of these holes. I hate bowling!! 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4093 Well, I'd like to see your best suggestion for what we should do with the skinheads. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4094 You knew I was an upstairs neighbor when you met me. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4095 I thought this apartment was going to be a strike,don't we look like a couple of turkeys 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4096 I said pin stripe, not pin strike“ 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4097 This isn’t what I envisioned when I said ‘let’s knock a few back’ 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4098 Wouldn't it be cheaper to just install a lock on the door? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4099 Sorry, we just don’t share the same goals. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
4100 Don't get me started! 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
4101 But someday I will have a bowling alley. 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
4102 And afterward, I thought we’d have some cardboard pizza. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4103 I think I'm prepared to read the rulebook now. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4104 Bad news - bowling for dollars has been canceled. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4105 The more pins you get...the more balls I'll get. Seems fair. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4106 Can I offer you a pitcher of beer? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4107 The question is: which one’s the head pin? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4108 You got any clue about how to score this? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4109 Remember when my cousin Leo said investing in bowling alleys would be a sure bet during covid? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4110 It was a good thought, but I doubt it will replace pickleball. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4111 We need to raise a pinsetter. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4112 What do you mean, 'Split?' 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4113 You certainly have balls 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4114 I said you’re like a bull in a china shop, not bowl in a china shop 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4115 Now we know what was going on upstairs. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4116 I worked my whole life to get out of the gutter. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
4117 This apartment may be too small for a practice lane. Let's check out the hall. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4118 Oh my dear we are two balls short for this crushing new indoor bowling game. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4119 This is not Ukraine this is bowling,there are rules! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4120 Steven, we have to compromise.. I'm tried of you knocking down everything i' m trying to put up in our home. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4121 Those aren't regulation shoes. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
4122 Someone” has to have the balls to face Puti 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
4123 They are made in Ukraine, so they will probably increase in price soon 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4124 Oh, that's what you meant by different attachment styles. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
4125 One too many gutter balls and everything came back up. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4126 I've worked my way up from the alley to here. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4127 I should have collected stamps. 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
4128 We can't go on meeting like this 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
4129 After we stack the balls, just throw the pins as hard as you can to knock them down. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
4130 Guess we need to look for a spare alley. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4131 Can you imagine how much the residents of the apartment below are going to hate us? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4132 I foster them until they can find their forever lane. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4133 Are you sure you're suppose to club me each time I do a curl with these balls? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4134 Was there another way to tell me to clean the gutters? 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
4135 I thought they'd be right up your alley 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4136 I think I got everything we need. Did you give the downstairs neighbors a heads up about our all-night-bowl-a-thon party, yet 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4137 Where do we keep the bowling pins? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4138 Well yeah so this guy cuts me off and I yell ... 'Hey! That was a ballsy move you pinhead! Stay in your lane!' I really had no idea he was a cartoonist. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4139 This many casualties in bowling is unheard of 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
4140 Baby, maybe we need to hit the reset button. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4141 That's a good start, but where are the shoes? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4142 Why don't we set the pins up in front of the glass sliding door leading to the balcony. What could possiply go wrong? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4143 Your furniture choices are striking 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
4144 He had ball hands, she had pin fingers, could I make it anymore obvious? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4145 This is not how I remember bowling as a kid Jen! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4146 so are you into golf? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4147 Don’t worry, honey, I’ve got one for you too” 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4148 Striking up conversation, but I’ll spare you the details 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4149 You said we had to be more budget conscious and it was buy 9, get the tenth one free. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4150 Something's off here 1.1304 0.04693 92 84 4 4
4151 I told you I was a pinball wizard. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
4152 Damien Hirst, Jeff Koons, & Me! 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
4153 Just how is this job "work from home"? 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
4154 It’s better than walking on pins and needles. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
4155 I have a recurrent nightmare about clubbing baby seals to death! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4156 I think hybrid working isn't an option. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
4157 The super called again. Our downstairs neighbors keep saying we sound like elephants. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4158 I think I’m the scorpion and you’re the frog in this scenario 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
4159 O.K., but at least we can expect 'hilarious hijinks' if anyone breaks in. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4160 This isn't working. Maybe I'll feel sexier if I go up a pound. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4161 New rule: No more rummage sales. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4162 Aren't there only ten frames? 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
4163 It’s experimental. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4164 Honey, I think we need to ratchet this down a little. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4165 We’ve come this far, but now What?! 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4166 It's a piece I'm working on about our responses to familiar items encountered out of their usual context. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4167 Do you want to flip a coin to see who sets up 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4168 Looks like the Pin Ball Wizard has struck again! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4169 What do you mean I only knocked one down? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4170 I wish the people downstairs would cut us some slack. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4171 The silence his final strike provoked was so absolute that he could hear a pin drop. The look on her face was clear: her love had finally guttered out. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4172 -What’s your favourite game? • Bawling! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4173 Did they think we wouldn't realize the door slides open? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4174 I'm playing Buckeyball Pickup with Jaroslav. Why 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4175 Yes, each ball is coded for a specific pin. I'm sure it will make the sport a lot more fun ! 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4176 This is one of those jobs that can't be 'Working From Home.' 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
4177 I appreciate your being supportive of my hobby.........I guess. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4178 It seems like we should get roller skates too. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4179 Lets pair them up and see if we can make them friends. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4180 Where did they hide the strike zone? 1.1286 0.05354 70 64 3 3
4181 What do you mean, I’m pinned? 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
4182 Life isn't that good! You are Lois Lane, I am Superbowler. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4183 Don't worry. If Putin comes our way, we're ready for the drones. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4184 Ok, time to face the neighbors. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4185 I just need 170 more pins to complete the set, and then we’ll see who’s crazy. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4186 We could install thicker carpeting.. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4187 Can you lend me a spare hand with all this? 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
4188 I meant strike out, not strike in. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
4189 If this doesn’t work out, can I have the pins? 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
4190 Dear, I believe you are attempting to solve the problem but your approach is a little scary! 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4191 Lucky to get this rental hope there is a size 10 shoe. Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4192 When I asked for the office to be bowling-themed, I didn't mean it literally. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4193 I said I wanted to live among the ten percent, not with a ten pins sense. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
4194 I just don't feel weve got the right setting, somehow. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4195 I simply told the guy working the dispensary counter that I was tired of having an empty bowl. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
4196 Was it a bad idea to sell everything we had and replace it all with bowling gear? No. Here we are, near our balcony, patio doors shut. I'm holding bowling balls. You have a bowling pin. We can do anything we want. I love it. And I love you. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4197 I can't tell whether this marriage counselor is bonkers or a genius 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
4198 Ok I'll be team Russia, and you can be team Ukraine!" "But the pins didn't initiate anything." "I thought we were bowling here, what are you talking about? 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
4199 I’ve decided to get vaccinated anyway 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
4200 When you told me we’d have to “split” the rent, this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4201 ...THEY Played Music ALL NIGHT, WHATS THE DIFFERENCE? 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
4202 I think we're ready for the strike now. 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
4203 I just couldn't spare leaving them standing, so I brought them home. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
4204 We sure do have a lot of bowling balls and pins. 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
4205 Better than living in an alley... 1.1279 0.04619 86 78 5 3
4206 What are the chances this is another pandemic fad? 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
4207 I can't get my mind out of the gutter. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
4208 So this is what the decorator meant by, “The Dude abides.” 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
4209 Don't you think this beats playing Wordle? It's physical. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
4210 You said I worked too much so I thought I'd bring work home this time 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
4211 I should’ve known “1bed/spare room in Upper West Side” was too good to be true 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
4212 What part of Home Alone Security did you not understand? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4213 Ohhh Tom , I like your apartment. Although I' am mildly curious what Freud would say about it......" 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4214 Yelp just rated us Worst Store Ever. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4215 I'd like us to hit reset. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4216 So...how much did you spend on this escape room again? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4217 It's always gutter balls or strikes to you. I'm more an open frame kinda guy. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4218 I’ve really been thinking about what you said about being out of my league. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4219 O.K. Next time candlepins. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4220 Let's set the balls in a triangular pattern, throw the pins at them, and call it "bowling". 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4221 I said Rockin' and Rollin' not Bowlin' 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4222 We have too many balls and not enough pins. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4223 Help me assemble these dicks. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4224 He: Why is it so quiet in here ? She: so you can hear the pin drop! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4225 My parents always said if I dropped out of school, I’d wind up living in the gutters. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4226 I think you should take your pins and leave. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4227 It’s a Y2K thing. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4228 This is why I always put off cleaning the gutters. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4229 I take it you're not too happy with my full room sculpture. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4230 I think I want to split. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4231 You go bowling then I'm going to play Whack a Mole. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4232 Spare me these therapy lessons. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4233 OK, we've got the equipment, now all we need is a name. How about Pinball! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4234 Donald Trump was in. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4235 Well, our building has a pet limit, not a bowling ball limit. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4236 How about you and me strike up a conversation. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4237 Still working out the kinks for my bowling alley-share app. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4238 I know they said he was an alley cat, but this is a bit much. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4239 I know it's for the championship but did you have to bring it home? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4240 You think this will make the downstairs neighbors move out? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4241 So this is John’s spare apartment 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4242 Explain to me again the difference between equity and equality. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4243 Ugh your place looks like a gutter 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4244 I don't think we have enough room to spare. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
4245 They were spares so I got them for free. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
4246 Spare me your conversation about how we stuck out." Robert Weingast , Manhattan, New York 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
4247 If I strike first, your balls won't do you any good. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
4248 We're all done with the easy part of the plan. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
4249 Well,you did say this was the spare room. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
4250 I'm starting to worry it's obvious we found all this stuff in an alley. 1.1266 0.04890 79 72 4 3
4251 Hunny, I watched a YouTube on bocce for dummies. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4252 This is one intense Escape Room! 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4253 Do these look like floor tiles to you? 1.1264 0.04568 87 79 5 3
4254 You know how I told you I was absolutely sure the guy living below us was Lin-Manuel Miranda? Well, I saw him in the elevator today, and he started yelling at me in Portuguese or Russian or something. We've been fucking with, like, some...random guy. 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
4255 I know this demonstration was elaborate, but now hopefully you understand that the sperm has to fly at the egg, not the other way around. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
4256 I think the downstairs neighbors have finally surrendered! 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4257 It helps me figure out Wordle. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4258 The union called. We've made a terrible mistake. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4259 Yes honey! You are right 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4260 “Because race relationships aren’t about hitting black pins with white balls.” 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4261 We gotta get this fucking bowling stuff outta here 1.1250 0.05210 72 66 3 3
4262 That ball catcher in the alley? The Street Dept filled it in. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4263 I know. I know. We should have just stuck to collecting match books for mementos. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4264 This time I'll be the pin setter 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4265 I sometimes think stamp collecting would have been easier 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
4266 We have to sign a lease both for the apartment and for the special shoes. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
4267 Shh. Wait. Nope, he's still practicing on that banjo. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4268 I was into it last night, yeah, but this might be the last time we do Guy Fieri roleplay. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4269 It seemed like a good idea at the time …like the stationary bike” 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4270 For openers, shouldn't the room be longer, and we have special shirts? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4271 You wanted bowling-themed decor. I got you bowling-themed decor. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4272 This looks about right, but I was also told that this game is played in an alley not the den. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4273 I don't know. . . it just doesn't strike my fancy 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
4274 I was wrong when I said nothing would come of Occupy Greenbrae Lanes. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4275 No, you have to be the pins because you're a girl. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4276 We need to stop picking up these spares ... 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
4277 People who live in glass buildings should what 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4278 I'm bowled over. I don't know what else to say. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4279 ...but Susan Sontag says, "A collection is ALWAYS more than is necessary"! 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4280 Our marital problems and my bowling obsession have finally reached a tipping point" 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4281 I keep forgetting what you told me the first, second, third time that if the holes are too small don’t put your fingers in them. As for the pins, well…..,. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
4282 hey bestie just checking in to see if you're doing okayyyy 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
4283 The plan is to just baffle my new district manager. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4284 But, we're made for each other. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4285 No, I said I collected pins AND balls. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4286 On the bright side,the party theme could have been Under the Sea 1.1250 0.03393 96 84 12 0
4287 When they said this place was right up our alley, I didn't think I would be so bowled over. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
4288 Post-pandemic,American consumers have now been hoarding bowling supplies,causing a nationwide panic. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4289 No way, that is not a Pin down 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4290 this is so crazy haha we have all this bowling stuff lol 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4291 Its nice. But I really don't need the spare room. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4292 Is it a All Hands meeting or All Hands and Heads meeting? 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4293 Okay. You got a pin; I got a ball. We'll go fishing in the dining hall. Okay. Let's see. You got a pin; I got a ball. . . 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
4294 Don’t threaten me with that pin, Alice– I’ve got 2 balls. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4295 When I said I wanted a "spare bedroom" this isn't exactly what I had in mind. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4296 Our downstairs neighbor says we've got a lot of balls. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4297 Somehow, I'm not so sure this is going to catch on. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4298 So how do you like my super bowl party? 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4299 When you said our new apartment faced an alley I overreacted.” 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4300 It was too good a deal to pass up. 18 for the price of 15. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4301 Spare me your 300th speech that if I don't strike my bowling obsession, you'll split and I'll be living in the gutter on Alley Lane. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4302 Why are the downstairs neighbors complaining when they could hear a pin drop? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4303 Well you said you didn’t like our neighbours below us 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4304 Change my mind. Let’s play outside. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4305 Now that the kids have moved out we finally have that spare bedroom you always wanted. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4306 Wait...were these art displays interactive? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4307 Babe, it's not my fault.. they said it was BYOB! 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4308 Andrea, we don’t need lanes. Linear paradigms are what got us into this mess. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4309 now you take a turn as pin person 1.1236 0.04469 89 81 5 3
4310 Anything on sale, I can't resist 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
4311 I'm thinking this unit isn't really up our alley. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4312 Just let them mingle and we’ll see what hooks. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4313 Ok, shall we call the new game, Hit or Miss? 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4314 I collected ping-pong balls and paddles when I was a kid. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4315 Well, the, contract did say they would spare no expense on this apartment and we might strike it rich here next to the alley 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4316 You would think there’d be animosity, but the desensitization is working well. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4317 We should stop at the bank for a loan tomorrow. We need just a few more pins to open a bowling alley 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4318 Every other weekend and holidays isn’t enough. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4319 I know we said until the Millers moved, but the thrill is gone. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4320 Maybe pandemic home bowling wasn't such a good idea after all. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4321 We spent all this money, but it's not nearly as much fun as the guys at work promised. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4322 mom told us we cant do this anymore 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
4323 Don’t pull so hard this time 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4324 Shouldn't our ratio of pins to balls be more like 10-1? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4325 OK, but I'm only moving the furniture one more time. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4326 The desks look better in the alley. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
4327 It beats leaving the house 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4328 We're brainstorming ways to shatter the glass ceiling. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4329 This is how the balls came off the production line - the pins are OK. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4330 I don't think forced integration is helping the game 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4331 We really do need an alley. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4332 I just don't know why people used to think playing pinball was fun! 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4333 You said you would love having one of my pieces of art in your home... 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4334 Now we just need to add bumpers, flappers and flashing lights 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4335 Ok. On the count of three, I set the balls down and you set down the pin. But I swear to good Margo, one false move, and I roll my 12-pounder right through this house, glass walls be damned. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4336 Okay – "There Will Be Blood" reenactment, take 1… 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4337 It's how couples work out their problems nowadays. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4338 Harry, I don't think this is the right kind of pinball for your man cave. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4339 I knew we should have bought the duck pins 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4340 This isn’t what I imagined when you suggested extreme pinball. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4341 Extra balls clutter the scoring. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4342 You know if could automate this we could make millions. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4343 If this is your idea of a strike….spare me and split. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4344 The bowling alley is closing and they're having a clearance sale, so I stocked up like you did at Macy's. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4345 We're still transitioning from work from home. I go into the alley Tuesdays and Thursdays. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4346 They say the justices ‘just call balls and strikes’ so I thought this might be good luck. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4347 We tried this for 3 months. Can we go back to watercolors on the wall? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4348 They kept telling me to pick up the spare. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4349 I thought we agreed we wouldn’t start until the neighbors went to bed. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4350 Even with the Home Edition, that's Not what it means to 'Pick Up a Spare' 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4351 I pinned my location for you 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4352 It's our duty as the upstairs neighbor to create a racket 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
4353 This is not my idea of an internet stote. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
4354 There, now it is impossible to not get a strike. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
4355 Yeah sure, Madge, we have a great view here with lots of light streaming into the apartment, but moving down to the main floor at the back means we’d have direct access to the alley 24/7! 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4356 Well, I wouldn't say he up-sold me necessarily 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
4357 I know the therapist said we should try bowling together, but maybe we need lessons.... 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4358 Are you ready? Our therapist said I should go first! 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4359 Your ability to pick up spares is legendary. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
4360 I think we need more operational help. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
4361 You seem upset with me ever since I gave up curling. 1.1216 0.05074 74 68 3 3
4362 People who bowl in glass houses just aren't right in the head. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4363 I think you are right. 'Pinball' does not require a hyphen. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
4364 We need to be on the same team. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
4365 I'm not sure that the judge's order to settle all our differences amicably one-on-one extends this far. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4366 Just wait until you see the shoes they wear. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4367 But they were so lonely I had to bring them home - no one bowls any more. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4368 You say 'tom-A-to,' I say 'tom-aaaah-to' 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4369 Uhhh, I think they've been reproducing in the closet...maybe... 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4370 Trust me, the teacher said "get your children positive attitude pins and set the ball rolling in their heads". 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4371 I thought you said this would be right up my alley 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4372 asdf 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4373 His Tinder profile didn't say he's a serial bowler. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
4374 It worked for deconstructed pizza... 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4375 It's the old fashioned pin ball? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4376 This doesn’t look like the picture in the booklet that came with the pins. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4377 None of these Russian bowling balls will stay in their lane 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4378 Can’t believe they are complaining about noise again downstairs! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4379 I'm warming up in the ballpen before my big game. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4380 Hit me in the stomach...I double dare you. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4381 When I get enough money I will purchase a Bowling alley. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4382 Rob Trick And you’re saying that the condo advertised that there is a bowling alley…in the building? So, is there a pool in the kitchen? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4383 Maybe we're thinking this all wrong! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4384 Good news, there's no gutter. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4385 Knock the pins down and I’ll save your balls. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4386 I’m sorry, the ten pins confused me. In Ontario we only have five pins. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4387 I told you you needed the booster lanes. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4388 This is not at all what I expected when they said they were striking at the office 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4389 If you strike me with that, I will start to play Wordle again! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4390 Return-to-office team building. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4391 Well personally I think we're great upstairs neighbors 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
4392 I was going to knock one down eventually." 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
4393 I said I wanted to go "balling" for my birthday. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4394 I think that I prefer our living room have a less avant-garde look; I need to sit down somewhere! 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4395 Now that I think about it, it's kind of pointless until we can afford the alley. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
4396 Can you believe all of this was just laying in the alley? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4397 Too bad we don't have room to spare. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4398 “See, in a lonely room, you pick up a bowling pin and I pick up bowling balls. Conflict is inevitable.” 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
4399 Should we go back to sourdough this time? 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
4400 Honey, I’m not hoarding. I’m being proactive — preparing for any future lockdowns so we have something fun to do. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4401 Now what can we do with this stuff that’s entertaining? 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
4402 This is where they come when they want to defect and become lawn ornaments. 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
4403 I guess we can put this stuff in our spare room. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
4404 But if we split, it will be harder to spare our relationship. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4405 You’d have to have balls to hit me with that. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4406 I don’t care if you were a world champion bowler in a previous life. I want a divorce. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4407 You threatened an intimacy strike, but I didn't expect this. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4408 You think this was a good idea??? Spare me!! 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4409 How do you expect me to achieve my dreams if I don’t practice. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4410 We have bowling supplies and no furniture. That is cool. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4411 When they come for me, I'll be ready. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
4412 Now all I need is the shoes. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4413 I said I’m on pins and needles 1.1200 0.05008 75 69 3 3
4414 Are you sure this is how to prepare for a match game? 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
4415 This is not how you play pinball. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4416 I'm starting to rethink our move to Brunswick 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4417 What did you think I meant by 'up your alley?' 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4418 I love New York. Later tonight, let’s drag furniture across the apartment for a while, and then start trumpet lessons. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4419 I said: balling. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4420 What do you mean, 'it's not a fair battle?' 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4421 Clearly I am the one with more balls. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4422 Due to noise complaints, we'll have to rethink our self-defense training. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4423 I know your Bowling Style takes more balls. But 9 to 2.5 ratio? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4424 Maybe we should have built the lanes for our private bowling alley first. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4425 Please make no assumptions simply because I have balls. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4426 This is not what I meant when I said, you and me, we're gonna bowl a perfect 300 together. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4427 They had me at "bowling at the office'* to get me to come back. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4428 So that’s what you meant by “Super” Bowl… 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4429 Post-truth bowling 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4430 The ‘ol Ball and Pin has got me tied down again 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
4431 Today it's the pins against the balls, baby. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
4432 I have a new startup idea, to reverse the ill-effects of the advancing human civilisation, on this world. One of the offering will be to arrange the balls and throw skittles at them. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
4433 We’ll call it Bowldl. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4434 I think we need to look up the rules first. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4435 Ava, after we get settled here I may decide to bring back the TV program "Bowling for Dollars" but we may have to change the title to "Bowling for Crypto Currency" 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4436 I think my PIN number was compromised. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4437 Calm down, we will figure out in a minute his math word problem. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4438 It's Neo-Fluxus. Give it some time, it'll be all the rage. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4439 Scene 3: More balls than Strikes 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4440 Yes, having a ball in your spare room that pinned my attention as it strikes right up my alley... 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4441 Fine, keep it. But I’m holding onto my balls. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4442 I know you've been watching a lot of instructional juggling YouTube videos and I support you, but maybe start a little smaller? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4443 I said I found something in the alley, I never said which alley! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4444 You give me pins and needles. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4445 They got tired of hitting each other, and just wanted to play. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4446 Maybe it’s ok if the pins outnumber the balls. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4447 I respect your initiative. But when I said that we need to go ‘bowling for dollars’, I didn’t mean it literally.” 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4448 When I said ‘Get a Hobby’ this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4449 Instead of getting to the real issue, I think we’re just playing the same game over and over 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4450 I’m telling you, we’re missing a pin… 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4451 I'm going to break your head with this. 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
4452 I would help cook, but all I can do is mash the potatoes. 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
4453 Put down the ten pin, Allie. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4454 If you don’t like the spare room, you’re definitely not going to like the turkey room. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4455 4, 3, 2, 1 makes a triangle, block theory, Mr Gutterball, second grade. Remember? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4456 I thought I was bowling for dollars but turns out I was bowling for balls and pins. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4457 For a 60-foot apartment in the city, I can live with it. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4458 We can put them in the spare bedroom. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4459 It was a going out of business sale at the bowling alley. Was this a strike or are you going to throw me in the gutter. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4460 Umm, how about no strikes, and fewer balls? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4461 Don’t worry, this is how WeWork was started. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4462 You can't strike honey, please put it down 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4463 stick a pin in it — this caption finna git vulgar 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4464 Look all I’m saying is if they can get past their differences maybe so can we. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4465 I know hygge's out, but I don't think this is what Architectural Digest meant by striking a balance, honey. 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
4466 You promised not to bring your work home in our vows 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4467 Listen, you can't put them in the same room together. They don't get along. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4468 You use the pins the way you want and I’ll use the pins the way I want. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4469 Now what? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4470 Bowling atrium is not nearly as fun as I imagined it would be. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4471 So is it really a flat pack ? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4472 The neighbors below us asked me to get rid of the bagpipes and find a new hobby. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4473 Every time he sings we play whack a mole! 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4474 I found these out on the curb. Now all we need is a long, skinny apartment. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4475 Honey, please don’t bring your work home. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4476 We need to get out of the strike zone. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4477 You're still out of your league. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4478 I don't think buying furniture at Ikea was a great idea 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4479 I said you should try to get a strike, not a spare. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4480 But honey, if I bring everything back to the gutter I’ll have to leave you there too!! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4481 Seems like we're split. Let's put a pin in this and come back later. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4482 And I explained that I did not order a “pin + 2 balls” set 10 times but they said I have to use the return label if I want to 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4483 Damn, I knew I got the ratio for our bowling alley wrong. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4484 hen pinned 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4485 I think we overdid it with the balls. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4486 Dad always said that marriage would pin me down 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4487 I couldn't just leave them all alone in that dark alley. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4488 This is getting too literal and less physical, isn't it? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4489 I told you, I can teach you the game better in a bowling alley. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4490 I have a feeling this "one-on-one" model isn't working. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4491 I want a divorce 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4492 You got some balls 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4493 Are you not entertained!? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4494 It looked better at the alley, I wonder who their stylist is. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4495 Not sure if that’s what the union organizer meant, but if it works 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4496 If you ask me, I think we make a perfect match! 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4497 Wrong. It’s pin ball not bowling. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
4498 We’re a good 170 pins short… 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
4499 My profile said I was a bowling ball seeking a solid pin! 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4500 It was an awkward attempt to strike up conversation. I'll spare you the details. 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
4501 Yes, the law does in fact require this decor in every upstairs apartment 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4502 Uh - Sweetheart! What I meant was: when YOU or I knock down ALL the pins at once I get to kiss YOU on the lips. Then, when I miss, you'll get to kiss me on the - Ohhh...right... I see what you mean." 1.1149 0.04455 87 80 4 3
4503 7:10pm - "I think we should break up." 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
4504 Face it, we need some bowling FAQs." 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
4505 Thanks to cooking shows deconstruction is totally back. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4506 Too many? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4507 I will trade you two bowling balls for one ray gun 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4508 Thank God the hole they came out of wasn't a mouse hole. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
4509 Sure,show me what a real strike is. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4510 They did tell us it was single frame construction 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4511 This wasn’t what I had in mind when we bought the condo with a spare room. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4512 It's safe to go back to the lanes now. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4513 No! This doesn’t make it even! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4514 It just hit me - we forgot to install gutters. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4515 You said you were a baller?! Well you said you were a pinup?! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4516 I thought this going on strike thing for better wages would be a lot easier” 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4517 She's going to have to learn to pick up her spares. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4518 I thought my balls and your pins would be enough. But honey, I need to bowl. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4519 It's really hell living below a bowling alley. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4520 You've picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4521 Just what did you think when I said there was only one thing I love more than you? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4522 Shouldn't the hosts clean up after own their weird party? 1.1143 0.05205 70 65 2 3
4523 GET THIS SHIT OUTTA HERE OR I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!! YOU FUCKING STUPID GODDAMNED IDIOT!!!!!!! 1.1143 0.05205 70 65 2 3
4524 I didn't know we HAD neighbors below us. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4525 You really need to stop bowling spares 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4526 You’re out numbered 2 to 1, are you wanting to play on..? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4527 It'll make more sense when none of us show up to work tomorrow. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4528 Lets just go with the alarm system. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4529 Sorry, I seem to have balled things up again. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4530 I guess that's why they usually come in "alleys". 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4531 In order to vote, they want us to score a strike, but there's no alley? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4532 Might be too heavy to smuggle drugs, can’t we get something a little lighter? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4533 Ya, it's a lot like dodgeball but it's just the two of us. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4534 I'm so glad the mafia moved away from that whole, "dead horse head" thing. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4535 Our spare room is in the gutter. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4536 Maybe I do tend to go overboard with new hobbies. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4537 We keep going until they stop the Bieber." 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4538 And the kids have the nerve to call me a hoarder! 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4539 'you said your not working from home anymore'. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4540 It’s 7:10, I need to split 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
4541 This isn't what I meant when I said "sticks and stones" Howard 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4542 I got this bowling alley diy kit on sale 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4543 And finally, that's not what I meant by strike. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
4544 Our pinball machine is malfunctioning again. 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4545 It's a franchise: People are done going out to bowl - we rent them the equipment. Why are you holdig the pin that way? 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4546 Your life really is in the gutter. 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4547 I understand you are a nonlinear thinker but sometimes as with bowling you need a lane 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
4548 They say they're on strike and that they won't just be bowled over. 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
4549 It’s a hopeless split. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
4550 I thought this would be bowling. Not street fighting. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
4551 When you went to order from Lane Furniture, did you perchance hit Lane Supplies? 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
4552 OK ... now lets take all these out to the ALLEY and create a new game !! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
4553 You never know where inflation may strike next 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
4554 Too many bowling balls and too few tenpins. Life sucks! 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4555 It's been so long since I've been to an alley, I've forgotten how to set these up! 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
4556 Do you really need a souvenir from every game you win? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4557 It could have been worse...our pig farm could have been repossessed 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
4558 We put all of the VC investment into the bowlling pins 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4559 I'm just saying that it doesn't seem fair that I have to juggle the 16 pound balls while you juggle the 3 pound pins. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4560 The decoration really speaks to me, it's art. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4561 I’m developing new respect for our parents. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4562 I said I like Pin -Ball, singular! 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4563 I never thought of bowling as a real sport until we had to move. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4564 "Maybe we should cancel ball of the month club." 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
4565 I thought this way we’ll never be Bowling Alone. 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
4566 I know this isn’t the best timing, but I think we need to split for a brief moment 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4567 This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to get back into playing pinball. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4568 Wrong ball to pin ratio for the game. 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
4569 The Groupon just said ‘art bowling’ so I’m not sure. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4570 But will the downstairs neighbor mind? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4571 Would you prefer a one-on-one or zone strategy? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4572 So would you say you're more of a ball person or a pin person? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4573 No, you got it backwards. First I smack you with the bowling ball, and THEN it's your turn to hit me with the pin. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4574 I was thinking about starting a bowling league. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4575 Who wrote the set-up instructions? IKEA? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4576 After these two, Amazon threatened to stop free delivery. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4577 Have you ever considered a new hobby? For instance, collecting stamps. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4578 Sorry about the mess. I had a party last night. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4579 In a more peaceful environment they might learn to love each other 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4580 I think we need to have a talk... 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4581 Today, we'll do reps of ten frames with ten pins each. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4582 „Lets fight it with all we got, it can’t be love“ 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4583 The therapist said to get it all out there, but I didn’t think she meant literally about pinheadedness and balls. 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
4584 I know it’s a little cluttered but you have to agree the views are amazing 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4585 I’m sorry but deconstructed bowling just isn’t for me… 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4586 You said this was a TikTok challenge?? 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4587 did you hear a pin drop? 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4588 Thanks, but this isn't pinball. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4589 I knew they weren't telling the truth about space for a spare room. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4590 Dang! We forgot the pinsetter! 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4591 I'm developing a new line of organic bowling pins and balls 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4592 In a league of their own. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4593 Is this what you meant when you said grab your balls because I'm getting my beater? 1.1124 0.04055 89 81 6 2
4594 Honey, we're gonna be opening a new alley soon, I promise. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4595 This is the only man-versus-woman contact sport I recommend--AND the woman gets to strike first. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4596 Another victim of white fragility. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4597 Rock, paper, scissors would be less painful. 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
4598 Instead of loud rolling, hitting and falling, we’re practicing quiet, collaborative kindness. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4599 Maybe we should stick with pool noodles. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4600 Mr. Bowlmor said I could work remote this month. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4601 Did you forget to order the shoe freshener spray? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4602 I don't get it none of these pins are bowling. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4603 Hmmm. When you said you had plans for the spare bedroom,I was expecting an office. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4604 I told you on our first date that I was a kingpin. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4605 But I did furnish the spare room! 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4606 This ratio is all wrong. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4607 Honey, I appreciate your thoughtfulness, but this is not what I meant when I said I needed more spares to increase my handicap. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4608 Have you got a spare? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4609 SORRY HUN, I DIDN'T MAKE THE RULES. I'M A GUY, I GET THE BALLS,OK?" 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4610 The worry was bowling alone. 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
4611 I hear good things about curling. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4612 I'd rather you hold my balls for me. 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
4613 Our scores are improving, but our sculpture is not. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4614 You're not going to strike; you haven't got the balls! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4615 The rents are so high that I thought we could startup our bowling alley here in the apartment. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4616 Randy, it’s things like this that give upstairs neighbours a bad rap 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4617 I don't think owning a bowling alley is a 'work from home' type of job. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4618 I want to be a pinball wizard. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4619 Spare me my feelings Monica. I know we’ve been through a lot, but that’s the last strike. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4620 You might as well call your art installation, "Revenge of the girl friends!" 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4621 iIthought you ordered rolling pins not bowling pins! 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4622 Think of them as ex-husbands who abused you. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4623 You said we needed to decorate the spare room. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4624 Looks like most of the pins have gone on strike. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4625 If I hit them, the noise disturbs the neighbors. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4626 I love doing things a bit different 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
4627 Are you interested in picking up more than just a spare? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4628 When you asked how life was and I said, “strikes and gutters”, this isn’t what I meant… 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
4629 Are you sure this is the way you want to go on strike? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4630 I told you you shouldn’t have gone on strike… 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4631 We surely don't know what to reinvent these days. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4632 pinning balls on you 1.1111 0.04648 81 75 3 3
4633 The downstairs neighbor kept me up last night with their music. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4634 I thought you said you didn’t want to be pinned down. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4635 Put the pin down, you’ve spoiled my installation 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4636 I said wheels versus doors. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4637 That's the not the turkey I was talking about 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4638 I can’t do this anymore. I can strike out on my own. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4639 When the guy on eBay said he packed a few “spares” in with my package, I didn’t think he meant this. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4640 Do you have a spare table available? 1.1100 0.03732 100 91 7 2
4641 We have the right amount of pins, but I think way too many balls. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
4642 Maybe we should invest in a pinsetter machine. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
4643 No, I wanted a pinball machine! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
4644 On second thought, I don't want to play pinball 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4645 You said you didn't like wearing rented shoes. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
4646 I’m still confident we can figure this out ourselves without having to open the instruction manual. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4647 It seems that all I have to do now is find an alley. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
4648 The pins go in the front, and the bowling balls go in the back. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
4649 Now I am missing our old railroad flat 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4650 It appears we have 17 extra balls. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4651 I am sorry but the rules of the game have changed. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4652 On my count... 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
4653 See? You’ll never pin me down. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
4654 You're right in my alley. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4655 Do you think the lease includes this as an amenity? 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
4656 I’m just trying to even out the playing field 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4657 This new creative team building exercise is a little messier than I had planned” 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4658 When you said your apartment was in an alley I thought... 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4659 Tell the exterminator we need the "300 Package." 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4660 Well the agent did say its right up our alley. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4661 I wouldn't have brought my own balls if I knew there were so many house balls. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4662 Maybe going virtual with the bowling league wasn't such a good idea after all. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4663 I said I wanted 18 bowling PINS and 10 bowling BALLS. Idiot. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4664 I think playing with one pin was a good idea but the neighbors think calling it apartment bowl was unfortunate. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4665 I sure hope our neighbors enjoy juggling as much as we do! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4666 Oh. This isn’t what you meant by a home entertainment system. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4667 Uber wasn't working for me. I sold the apartment and am going to open a bowling alley. All I need now is a building and a few pieces of equipment. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4668 I go in for solid investments" 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4669 Where should we put the lanes? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4670 I asked for ball and chain! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4671 The reader is waiting for the hook. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4672 Bowl is life 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4673 how to prepare for a preemptive strike 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4674 Detective, it looks like we stumbled into the Bowling Theif's home 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4675 Pinball! 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
4676 Maybe we should take this out to the alley. 1.1091 0.05609 55 51 2 2
4677 I thought you meant we'd split the rent 7-10. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
4678 If we do this right, the band can practice here and the neighbors will think that it's just another electrical storm. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
4679 You gotta moment to spare to help me pick up? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
4680 Throw the pins at the balls to try to make them move. Report the result to an Excel spreadsheet, and send it to your boss. Welcome to public service. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
4681 I told you when you bought out the bowling alley at a liquidation sale that we had no room to put it in our apartment. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4682 What if I said I was being framed? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4683 We’re too different, so we should split. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4684 Now I'm going to show you what juggling our finances will look like if we decide to buy this place. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4685 Can you spare me your talking about a Brunswick strike? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4686 What’s with all bowling in g pins? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4687 Looks good. Can you show me the spare room? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4688 Well, I can't learn without equipment, right? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4689 Sorry, Honey, I did say joining Squid Game was a bad idea. 1.1081 0.04931 74 69 2 3
4690 Looks like it's time to bulk up on leafy greens again. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4691 Strike three, you’re out! 1.1081 0.04931 74 69 2 3
4692 Well, it’s 10 to 7, I’m splitting 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4693 I said that I was feeling nostalgic for a game of Skittles, not 9-pin! 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4694 Why wouldn’t it catch on as an ‘in-house’ game? Where else would you play it?” Robert Van Brocklin, Portland, Ore 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4695 Did you sign up for the open mic? 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4696 The bowling alley closed, so the seven and ten split. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4697 After this we can get an NFT 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4698 Honey, they haven't approved the bowling alley lease yet 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4699 „So how do we profit from these?“ 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4700 I don’t think that’s what the union meant when they said you could go on a sympathy strike 1.1081 0.04931 74 69 2 3
4701 We need to rethink our hoarding strategy. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4702 I think this is how you set it up 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4703 I think we've taken feng shui a bit too far. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4704 I know the CDC said it’s OK yo go back on the pro circuit, but I kind of got used to practicing at home. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
4705 I like pinball. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4706 alley-oop? I thought that a basketball play, not a lane on which to roll a hard ball into a group of ten pins 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4707 I'm tired of staying in my lane. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4708 I'm not sure this is what the Designer meant when she said to fill the game room with Pinballs. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4709 Technically, you said no more going ‘out’ bowling with the guys. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4710 Well, YOU said I don't have enough balls, and your hair needs more pins. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4711 They are being kind to each other for a change! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4712 Cool it about the strike; they can hear a pin drop a mile away. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4713 Ok, you’re right. I can’t explain Tenet. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4714 My stand [B O W L I N G F O R S O U P] turns all inanimate objects whose letters numerically add up to an odd number into pins and evens into balls. Good luck finding Jotaro's disc now, Jolyne Kujo! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4715 I see it’s your first time bowling Isis Green 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4716 Cmon, we're getting older, and think of all the space we'll save with Super Mario! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4717 Can I have your wi-fi password? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4718 it was either this or chicken, and we had chicken last night." 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4719 Are you sure that these are the best props for demonstrating network analysis? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4720 What time did you say they were coming? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4721 I'm confused. When we get to the alley out back, what's next? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4722 Who exactly did we lease this apartment from again? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4723 Honey, our upstairs neighbor starter pack finally arrived 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4724 My therapist says this is the best way to work through my obsession with the 7-10 split 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4725 OK, so maybe my "Field of Dreams" moment didn't quite pan out, but at least *I* put myself out there, Lisa. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4726 It’s just a passing fad. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4727 I want to play a war board game, but those tiny pieces keep getting lost 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4728 I would have never believed they'd multiply like rabbits. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4729 It's true; when all you have is bowling equipment, pretty soon everything starts looking like an alley. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4730 You're the pin to my balls. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4731 I said,get the ingredients for meat balls and penne pasta. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4732 The landlord said these are mandatory for any upstairs apartment. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4733 You always knock me down, yet you still can’t knock me up 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4734 A bit “on the nose” don’t you think? 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4735 I thought you said, "alley". You meant, "aisle". 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4736 It's just not the same as going to the alley. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
4737 You got the pins, I got the balls, let’s make lots of money. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4738 Maybe something linear would work better. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4739 Do you have a spare? 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
4740 I don 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4741 You didn't check with the family in the unit below us? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4742 No, no, the other way: the ball's supposed to knock the pins down. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4743 This art project will never gain the recognition it deserves if not given a level playing. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4744 I told you that you should have stayed in your own lane. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4745 When your team yells at you to get a spare, it’s not about extra balls and pins. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4746 It's no good, Marsha. Our penguin colony is a failure 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4747 Is there some ind of a game we could make out of these? 1.1061 0.05345 66 62 1 3
4748 I'm mobilizing troops to support the strike at the Spare Times Gallery. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
4749 But wait, the menu says "best served cold." 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4750 Maybe we should rethink opening a pinball arcade 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4751 Why do you strike up an argument every time I walk through the door? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4752 I wasn’t sure what type of pins you collected 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4753 ^^^ This motherfucker 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
4754 You never pinned me as brave when I have the most balls in the whole city. 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
4755 It's been so long since I've been out of this apartment. How does this game go again? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4756 When you said bowling was your hobby this was not what immediately came to mind... 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4757 I don't think the new therapy is working 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
4758 You ready to start spraying genetics 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4759 In the long run- Trust me on this Mareen.. it will save us money." 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4760 Did you hear the Johnson's next door got a cat? 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
4761 Rollin, I asked you to pick me up a ROLLING pin. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4762 When my new game show gets picked up by Netflix, I'll take us on two vacations. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4763 Babe, are you sure this is what your boss meant when she said you should stay in your own lane? 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4764 Two for the price of one. I though, Living Room Furniture. 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
4765 My new hobby is dropping bowling balls onto pedestrians from my 40th floor penthouse. I buy a few bowling pins now and then to avoid suspicion. 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
4766 It’s not my mind that’s always in the gutter! 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4767 Not this kind of spare. 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
4768 I don't think "six of one and half a dozen of the other" was the right way to go for this game. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4769 As long as you can take seven steps across the living room, you'll never feel claustrophobic. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4770 Ball setting is a bit different than pin setting. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4771 What do you mean you're going to pick up my 7-10 split? 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4772 Look, it’s not personal. It’s just in case you end up being a spare. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4773 Wackabowl 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4774 We’re getting a divorce, and your holding the balls 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4775 I thought you said we were going to Bowling Green! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4776 I draw the line at chainsaws. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4777 I refuse to walk on pins and needles around your parents. 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4778 I know this is up your alley, but spare me the details. 1.1047 0.04061 86 79 5 2
4779 The we day split, it'll be harder than a 7-10 split. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
4780 The trick to being a good upstairs neighbor is, waiting until 1 in the morning. Then you can really let loose. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
4781 Know of any empty alleys nearby? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
4782 I said bring home "Several small tins" not balls and pins! 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
4783 I’m getting better. I know I missed the other pins but I really think I can get that last one over with one of these balls. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
4784 You play first. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
4785 Never take anything said on “The Simpsons” literally. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
4786 More clubs? OK. Longer room? OK. But one ball? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
4787 We did it. We robbed the King Pin. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
4788 Julie, do you promise to love and obey, in sickness and in health, and become my everlasting pin setter? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
4789 So you're saying KonMari means de-clutter not de-gutter? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
4790 Actually, this is exactly what I meant by a spare room 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
4791 And when the next pandemic hits we can bowl alone. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
4792 you need to work on your penmanship. i said i needed 100 ballpoint pens 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
4793 Do you think we made our point with the noisy neighbors? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
4794 Sorry about the mess. I’ve been working from home. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
4795 I meant for you to IMAGINE becoming one with the ball. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
4796 I know there’s a closing sale at Charlie’s Bowling Alley, but this seems a bit… excessive 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
4797 I’ve got balls and support around me. Stop joining NATO or I’ll pin you down. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
4798 Are you SURE you want to do this? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
4799 You can’t just reverse the strikes in our relationship 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
4800 This way it's more like real life. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4801 No, it doesn't stand for 'Bring Your Own Bowling' 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
4802 You really dropped the ball this time, honey 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4803 The GREY ONES are hard foam. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4804 These days, progress requires innovative thinking 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4805 It was supposed to be a commentary on unilateral conflict… but then I forgot which finger holes I put the super glue in. 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
4806 New game. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4807 When I said we needed to get some tools to demo this place, this was not quite what I had in mind. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4808 So far our ball ,pin dating service has been a strike. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4809 I guess you're right, I've got a lot of balls. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4810 Did you pack the alley? 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4811 Sorry, stupid autocorrect, I meant 'bowl' not 'blow'... 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4812 Baby, it’s not about how it looks, it’s how it’s played. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4813 And then I heard her say,"I will pin him up and destroy his balls," so I grabbed what I could and left as quickly as possible. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4814 I thought you said it was called Ten Balls. 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
4815 So when you say we're 7-10 splitting up,you're saying there's a chance? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4816 Looks like whoever strikes first,wins. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4817 We need to start shopping together. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4818 Do you think they know they're alive and in love? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4819 You realize it’s illegal to hit me with a 5 pin. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4820 Just because we work at home, it doesn’t mean we should be bowling at home. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4821 How are you explaining this when you return to the office? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4822 Do you know why did the neighbors frown on us in the hallway? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4823 It's just one of the perks of buying Bowling Green. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
4824 They weren't kidding when they said "alley views". 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
4825 Our marriage is not a game. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4826 ... Pins and balls? I thought we ordered a pinball machine. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
4827 What? You said this was the spare room! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4828 Marjorie ! You know it was inevitable that we should meet ! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4829 You said not to buy anything from the KNIFE salesman. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4830 They don't want to end up in the gutter. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4831 I guess my order for 'pins' from Amazon was misinterpreted. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
4832 I’m letting them get to know one another. Then the balls can go for the kill. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4833 At least we're out of the gutter. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4834 Please spare me the lecture. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
4835 I don't think we'll have room for the screws. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4836 I wanted us to stay in our lane, not to take all the other lanes’ stuff. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
4837 I said I was going to start temping not ten pin 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4838 Most of them are rescues, I found in an alley! 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4839 I think with chess we need something with black and white squares underneath. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4840 The price was right at the sports shop, so I picked up a spare. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4841 I call it pin ball checkers. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4842 How can I get my mind out of the gutter when I have so many balls? 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4843 I’m not sure if we set up the right kind of strike. 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4844 Looks like there aren't any bowling places in the city... now remember, it's a bowling pin, not a bat. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4845 ‘Jane didn’t have the heart to tell Fred that the casting director from ‘Floor is Lava: Season 2’ called to say they were going in a different direction.’ 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4846 i thought speed dating would ease the tension 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4847 Staying in your lane? I thought this was the breaking down barriers workshop. 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4848 Ten to one you're onto the game! 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4849 Ya know how I was teaching Amelia how to spell her name on my computer? Well, guess what website comes up when you type 'am' in the search line then hit Enter." 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4850 Not really what I envisioned when you said the apartment was right up my alley. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4851 I got next. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4852 I thought we should change things up a bit 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4853 Is is fair to say a spare? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4854 Should have stuck with candlepin. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4855 "It's a COVID meta-date -- no matter what club you go to, you'll have a real ball." 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
4856 It was then that she knew for sure that he had a major problem passing up ‘deals’ on Facebook Marketplace. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
4857 They said it’s shatterproof. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
4858 I thought you said that demand for entertainment at home was going to “surge” during the pandemic? 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
4859 I’m not really big on rules. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
4860 TENNIS ANYONE !! MURRAY SAUCHUK 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
4861 Testing these skittles objects is a very difficult endeavor. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
4862 I still think a vintage bowling craze can happen. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
4863 Why can't we just dump these outside in the yard? 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
4864 I really don’t get how this will help us solve the Chicken and Egg conundrum. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
4865 Is this enough to bowl our friends over? 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
4866 Renter said there may be some noise from bowling alley downstairs but!! 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
4867 Are you saying this is a gutterball in my attempt at a second date? 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
4868 It's hard work being an upstairs neighbor sometimes but somebody has to do it. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
4869 I’m sorry, didn’t know what kind of balls you were talking about. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
4870 When you said, 'the only thing I ask is, no Rockette dancing girls in here while I'm gone,' how could I know you were being facetious? 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
4871 I know honey, but making a spare doesn't mean they don't need them anymore. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4872 Please stop telling me to take my 8-10 and split ! 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4873 Maybe we should have gotten the Pelotron afterall. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4874 Let's check the balcony. Maybe they were literally keeping skunks up here too. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4875 Well this is a new version of escape room. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4876 Drop that pin or I'll never spare after a 7-10 split! 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4877 You only pretended to read the rules again, didn’t you? 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4878 I thought the ad said pinball. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4879 Tell me why you bought the pins and balls without the lanes, and don't spare the details. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4880 Picking up spares should count as me helping out around here. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4881 Wii bowling tangible NFT 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4882 I used to be on pins and needles,but these are tough times. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4883 It's so quiet in here you could hear a pin drop. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4884 I knew I shouldn't have gone to the bowling center bankruptcy sale but that doesn't give you the right to strike me with a pin Sweety" 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4885 We'll teach those downstairs neighbors to bang on the ceiling! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4886 And you said living below the bowling alley would be carefree 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4887 Doctor, I am the Great Clown Pagliacci. 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
4888 I s this the dating game or bowling for dollzrs? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4889 You always knew I was a big baller. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4890 Breakmaking would have been an easier quarantine hobby. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
4891 They took everything, left this, and two pairs of rented shoes. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4892 I thought we were going to use encounter bats! 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4893 Are we doing Lamaze or couples therapy? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4894 I was worried they might not get along, but no one has knocked anything down yet. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4895 all depends on who has a better grip! 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
4896 I just don’t see how we can make a game out of it. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4897 I can't seem to find the right ball that matches your pin. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4898 I can’t pass up a good going out of business sale. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4899 Have you asked the downstairs neighbors to join us? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4900 I just wanted to make sure you'd have a ball! 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4901 This will get the neighbors to turn down their TV. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4902 I warned the landlord about those ceiling cracks. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4903 Are we providing a pair of shoes for our guests, too? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4904 With all the supply chain problems we should strike it rich. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4905 So you put those in your shirt and I’ll put this in my pants and we can learn what it’s like to live in the other’s genitalia.” 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4906 I didn’t know we were on strike 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4907 And when we have the loot we leave our calling card. We’ll be the infamous Bowling Bandits”. OR “i thought i was signing up for wine of the month club 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
4908 I think this is a clear sign that we should take couple therapy 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
4909 Don't tell me you'd prefer looking through pins and needles... 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4910 This is why I’m against alleys. It’s amazing how differently they behave in the wild. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4911 Do you know where we put the instructions? 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
4912 I can't really understand why you say we.have communication issues... 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
4913 Oh, spare me! Strike that! You'll never pin me down...now for my next metaphor... 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
4914 Boy did I strike a bargain with a back-alley deal! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
4915 I’ve got a stiff proposition if you’ve got an opening 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4916 Are you sure your father is really that much into bowling? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4917 I just learned the objects used for juggling are not calle 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
4918 This takes 'going on strike' to a new level! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4919 I think we've been Black balled. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4920 You said you wanted to live down the lane. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4921 My new art project: 'The Middle Class Whiteness....: 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
4922 OK, OK, you were right! Now that I see it set up like this, I agree that ‘Too many cooks in the kitchen’ is a stronger metaphor than ‘Too many bowling balls in the living room.’ 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
4923 They said if I held my punches, you’d bowl me over 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
4924 I'm sorry, Alice, but...The Dude Abides. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4925 Result of Craigslist purchase of Bowling ? the home version! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
4926 Ok, maybe “sporting from home” isn’t the way of the future. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4927 I’ll grab your pin if you hold the balls 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
4928 Bowled to clear every standing rival routine yet I have lot of laundry pinned to do! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4929 If we strike now.. they’re just gonna split us up 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
4930 Dont worry, I always carry a spare 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4931 Ten bowling pins and twenty bowling balls? I'm not sure these are the makings of a new living room sport mania. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4932 Game on ! your alley or mine 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4933 I guess we’re going to have to go out and face real bowling alleys now that the mandate has been lifted. I was enjoying the no smoking rule we had in force. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4934 I like the full immersive experience, except for the pain. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4935 I'm glad we tried it, but I'm not sure this is better than actual couples counseling. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4936 The revenge of the pin. 1.0984 0.05070 61 57 2 2
4937 I just don’t want to be pinned down right now. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4938 I told you we didn’t need a guard. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4939 I think you play this man to man 1.0978 0.03114 92 83 9 0
4940 Majority rules 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4941 I figured, if the neighbors think this is why we're so noisy, then we might as well... 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4942 What? Bowled over...over? 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4943 Keep it up and I'll show you what a strike feels like. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
4944 They said I'm not really a guy because I don't have balls 1.0972 0.04493 72 67 3 2
4945 ...a bad feeling open bidding on a no peek storage locker, I did. You? 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
4946 Next game you take the balls and I'll take the pins 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
4947 You knew my name is Muhammad when you nixed bowling night. 1.0972 0.04909 72 68 1 3
4948 Now, what do what do? 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
4949 I am so glad that you are into lifting too. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
4950 You told me I had to learn how to pick up 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
4951 This wasn’t a good idea when you factor in we are 27 floors up! 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
4952 Bowling balls have been under represented for far too long. I thought I’d even up the odds. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
4953 I guess these do come with all upstairs apartments. 1.0972 0.04493 72 67 3 2
4954 The oil pattern is extra virgin. 1.0972 0.04493 72 67 3 2
4955 Martha you have to stop bowling at home. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4956 I don't think the Big Labowski at home therapy is working honey. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4957 What’s this game called? It’s room bowling! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4958 WINNER-TAKE-ALL… not exactly the first place prize I expected! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4959 my pen your ball whose going first? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4960 This isn’t what I meant when I told you to get some spares! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4961 You're sure you can't remember where you put the alley? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4962 It’s listed as a spare bedroom. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4963 This being the gay neighborhood, all this pins will only attract squatters. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4964 You don't just pick up and put away an installation. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4965 Can't we just go outside? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4966 You should have stayed in your lane too, huh? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4967 😶 'Floor-to-ceiling windows. I figured we might lose a few.' - 🎳 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4968 I don’t care how many balls you have…I’m still standing 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4969 I dunno. The instructions said: "Balls To The Wall! 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
4970 I thought this was a spare room. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4971 If this ballsy idea fails at least they'll pin the blame on you. 1.0964 0.04062 83 77 4 2
4972 The downstairs neighbors may not love the new decor.. 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
4973 I’m gonna keep the subscription until they give me the shoes.” 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
4974 And to think my ex always claimed I had no balls. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
4975 Either we get a bigger apartment or find a new form of recreation! 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4976 The one-on-one defense doesn't seem to be working 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
4977 Not really what I had in mind when I said pinball. 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
4978 In this school, all attempts to stop bullying have been utterly unsuccessful. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4979 I can't believe the PBA is no longer giving us the option of working from home! 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4980 We have enough to play ten-pin. Are you game? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4981 Let's put all of these heads back on their bodies. 1.0959 0.04843 73 69 1 3
4982 You stepped over the line. I’m going to our spare room to smoke a bowl. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4983 Jane and Tom realized that noone could actually handle too many balls equally in this relationship 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
4984 And the age old argument of "who said what" continues. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4985 This isn’t what I meant by walking on pins and needles, Carl 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4986 All balls and no wiener 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4987 Calm down your being very undude. 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
4988 You're putting that pin where? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
4989 Now that you have me pinned, I think l’ll get rolling. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
4990 Whats Going On ? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
4991 That’s it take that one away and it’s three against one… 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4992 Yes, maybe I should consider going back to work? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
4993 When you said pinball, this wasn't what I had imagined. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
4994 All I know is Anna Delay wants in. 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
4995 I have seen a grievous evil under the sun: wealth hoarded to the harm of its owners,” ‭‭Ecclesiastes‬ ‭5:13‬ ‭NIV‬ 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
4996 I didn’t pin you as a bowling guy 1.0952 0.04015 84 78 4 2
4997 I don't think we kidnapped the right Kingpin 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
4998 Please spare me, but you have to hit me with the bowling ball, not the pin. 1.0947 0.03371 95 87 7 1
4999 It's the Rotary bowling tournament, not a Tough Mudder. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5000 My note said, “I’d like to fortify our ally!” 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5001 When you said you were on strike, Ai had no idea 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5002 I was wondering why I haven't seen my favorite delivery driver recently. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5003 How about getting pinned We will have a ball 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
5004 I know you can clock me before I defend myself, but please don't! 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5005 My juggling just got out of hand(s). 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5006 You told me to put a pin in it. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5007 Do you think Chelsea Piers will miss our souvenirs? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5008 Can I say I have to balls in my hand or do you think I’ll get canceled then? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5009 babe I said pins and needles 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
5010 My therapist says I've got to master my emotions. But first I've got to master the 7-10 split. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5011 The apartment said "pinball included." This isn't what I thought. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5012 This should drive the downstairs neighbors crazy. 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
5013 Who do you think you are, I am! 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
5014 some day we may have a child who enjoys this sort of thing 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5015 But I’m not forgetting to turn in my bowling shoes any more. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5016 The neighbors have agreed to a rent strike. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5017 This is three strikes? But you said you wanted to decorate the spare bedroom. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5018 It's easy... stack the balls and throw the club. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5019 Honey, we already have plenty of spares. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5020 I have two balls, and you get 10 pins that I will try to knock down. That’s the game 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5021 Once we relearn bowling, maybe we can strike up a relationship, or something? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5022 I needed a hobby that was easy to learn,but I didn't count on being quarantined; hence all of the bowling paraphernalia. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5023 Please set the pin down. You're terrifying them! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5024 We were thinking of a Prestige remake set in a bowling alley. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5025 It beats being on pins and needles. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5026 I guess the physics of using balloons to knock over bowling pins just doesn't make sense. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5027 Between the two of us, we have a male... big pin and balls to match! 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5028 Good news first then? I found the balls with the superglue inside the holes. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5029 So anyway, Pins and Balls is my homage to Guys and Dolls. I spent to much time thinking of the name and didn’t rent a storage space. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5030 I really think that you should reprogram the algorithm 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5031 I thought you said your new job was temping 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5032 I knew we shouldn't have gotten a furnished apartment! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5033 So I suppose you could say I'm the kingpin of this operation. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5034 Well…you said you wanted a striking party. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5035 So as I understand it, apartment bowling is very similar to horseshoes. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5036 I thought YOU knew how to play! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5037 I wanted to get the downstairs neighbors used to the pitter-patter of little feet. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5038 There were no supply chain issues in heaven, where the angels had everything they needed to produce the next big thunderstorm. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5039 As an egalitarian, I felt like there should be more than one bowling ball. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5040 This is NOT what I meant by “We should decorate the spare room.” 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5041 What!?! Why do you want to pin me? 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5042 Maud, I somehow don't think that miniature bowling is going to work out as well as miniature golf. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5043 So your bowling league is meeting here tonight? 1.0933 0.04717 75 71 1 3
5044 Even though they’re our balls, I still don’t feel comfortable putting my fingers in the holes. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5045 What do you mean, where do I want my strike? 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5046 These are to give you an idea of how the male genital evolved into its current form. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5047 Who do we pin this on?! 1.0933 0.04318 75 70 3 2
5048 The apartment below us wants us to stop our juggling practice. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5049 I think we need to get a place with a spare room 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5050 Why didn’t you clarify that you wanted ten pin, I don’t think we can return these. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5051 EASY NOW! you need to make the ball hit the bat, not the other way around - 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5052 I don't care if some of these balls remind you of your X, just put them back in the racks when you're through 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5053 With the split this big, are you trying to tell me something? 1.0923 0.04765 65 61 2 2
5054 Our ball to pin ratio is totally out of whack." 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5055 Sure, I 've heard that before, but, dude, it's not a house! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5056 I think we should take this out into the alley. 1.0923 0.04765 65 61 2 2
5057 According to clinical trials, this non-linear bowling will drive your downstairs neighbors crazier, sooner. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5058 If you're giving a smackeroo, then I'm going oops-la-la your feet. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5059 I told you it wouldn’t be the same if bowling came to us. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5060 Interesting, I was going to ask you where the Bowling Balls came from . 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5061 So she said, “I’m going on strike!” Then he said, “Oh, spare me!!” And here we are. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5062 I don't know,...maybe the key is ball to pin ratio. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5063 You pinned down the modern abstract concept 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5064 Bowling pins ARE from Mars & bowling balls from Venus. Who knew? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5065 i know the downstairs neighbors appreciate our hard work up here 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5066 'Yes, I'm pretty sure this is not how you play pinball ' 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5067 It’s just that all I seem to be throwing is balls. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5068 We may be in a gutter, but at least it's rent controlled. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5069 The next time you knock one off the porch you’re going to go get it.” Good 1.0921 0.04262 76 71 3 2
5070 What if we set them up away from the window? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5071 I’m sorry. Ever since the great resignation I can’t stop bringing my hobby home with me. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5072 I’m bowling you over to pin you down the aisle! 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5073 I hear what you're saying, but.... 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5074 I thought you liked my balls? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5075 I guess when you said you were friends with the pin ball wizard, I had something else in mind... 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5076 If you don't stop dropping bowling balls, I'll bop you on the head! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5077 This isn't what I meant when I said "I'd like to play with my balls more often." 1.0909 0.04695 66 62 2 2
5078 Put that pin back down, this isn’t the spare bedroom. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5079 I'm beginning to think our neighbors don’t like us. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5080 Ready for a strike? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5081 Maybe we should have read rule book 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5082 This will get us a reasonable price for that condo downstairs! 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5083 Stop rearranging the furniture v 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5084 Now that you’re retiring, tell me the secret to stay sane working in this bowling alley for so long , I have only been here a week and the noise is driving be insane ! 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5085 This is a kingpin rehabilitation facilty. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5086 Yeah, I dunno, I read a blog about spicing things up and this is one tip I found that I thought we’d both like to try. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5087 Your "bowling for dollars" side gig has to stop now. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5088 Our annual 'Young At Heart' bowling league party is tonight. Please don't tell me you forgot the shoes! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5089 But you said we should try something new. 1.0909 0.04695 66 62 2 2
5090 Care for a game of whack-a-bowl? 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5091 Honey, I'm all about blowing up Art Deco, but.... 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5092 I can’t believe we forgot the alley. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5093 Meredith, I want a divorce. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5094 So how do we play pinball? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5095 Surprisingly, the neighbors only complain when I play before 7 am. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5096 We need to revise our bowling mate app for bowlers only. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5097 This time I'll get that 7-10 split! 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5098 Well, more balls than pins. Now what? 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5099 We were having a ball, my employees went on strike, and now you want to split? 1.0909 0.04695 66 62 2 2
5100 I'm pretty sure there are no words to describe this. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5101 I didn’t know you lived so close to Chelsea Piers 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
5102 Looks like we can’t play - they’re on strike. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5103 Susan from downstairs hasn’t returned my drill yet. This means war. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5104 Just bend and snap 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5105 Not that I’m doubting your ability as a matchmaker, but… 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5106 Can we settle this in the "Alley"? 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5107 I was wrong in thinking we were like apples to oranges. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5108 I think we have the makings of something good here. We just haven't figured out how to make it work yet. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5109 can you help bring up the rest of the groceries? 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5110 I think there might have been a mix-up at the temping agency 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5111 Looks like everyone had one to spare 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5112 I’d be more apathetic if I wasn’t so lethargic. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5113 If I put these down we can't open the door. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5114 No, unfortunately it doesn't make the scoring any easier. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5115 'Hit the head pin' is an instruction -- not a compound noun. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5116 Chill, babe, it's like 'free form,'man! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5117 Can you spare me the lecture? So we strike out again on the apartment search. 1.0896 0.04626 67 63 2 2
5118 I seriously don’t care about this anymore. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5119 This isn’t what I meant by spare bedroom, honey. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5120 Have the neighbors been complaining again? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5121 It's bonny and clyde but with bowling ! Why are you do look so uninterested? 1.0896 0.04626 67 63 2 2
5122 OK the NEW rule is that we have to jump everywhere until someone finds the bonus box. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5123 It’s still preferable to metaphorically living in the gutter, no? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5124 Linda, I said we were going on strike. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5125 I had no idea the weights were gender linked! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5126 OK, so we both agree whoever is left standing @ the end gets control of the remote & has to come up with dinner menu? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5127 We need to find a furniture store owner who likes bowling. 1.0896 0.04626 67 63 2 2
5128 Something is missing. Maybe we should add more bowling balls 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5129 The All You Can Hit" Buffet is open between 4 and 6 p.m. every weekend 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5130 These pins are now fighting back 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5131 This isn’t what I meant by suggesting we look at places with a spare bedroom. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5132 Are you trying to pin me down on a decision as I am rolling away? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5133 Those are going to hurt your feet. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5134 It may look easy, just keep an eye out for the sweep bar! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5135 If Pickleball can sweep the nation, so can Mushroombowl. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5136 Thankfully, this is a shoe rent-controlled building. 1.0893 0.05270 56 53 1 2
5137 This is not what I meant when I told you to hit the strike zone last night 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5138 I can't pin it down, but I feel like you're bowling for complements. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5139 If we can just pair the right pin and ball, an alley will spontaneously materialize. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5140 Neighbors are complaining again! 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5141 Well, better than all the stray cats from the alley. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5142 I thought I was ordering a machine from Amazon called a pinball." 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5143 Ok fine but can we at least make just one of those “let’s see how our cats navigate the obstacles” TikTok videos before I return them 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5144 Oh I thought you said Bowling for ColorBlind 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5145 It's this, or I go back to skeet shooting. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5146 Just 'cause they were free at the Going Out of Business sale doesn't mean you should have taken all of them. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5147 Honey, ‘bring in da noise’ was just a reference. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5148 I know they were on sale, but is this really how we should be saving money? 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5149 In theory, it could work. But won't the kids get in the way? 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5150 They’re on strike. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5151 Maybe we should downsize some more. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5152 When bae tells you that she wants to play too. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5153 Why did we buy this bowling alley, we don’t even know how to play. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5154 -Now, this may look inconvenient but just think how much we’ll save in a few years time playing at home 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5155 I think the bowling league went for a strike 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5156 Okay, so it's not quite as big as a bowling alley. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
5157 Next year they're thinking of outlawing the shift. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5158 OK, for the amateur show, you juggle your pins and I’ll juggle my balls. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5159 They said it was my severance pay when I got laid off from the bowling alley. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5160 Do you think the neighbors can hear us? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5161 Do you want to go bowling? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5162 This isn’t what I meant when I said to win some spares! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5163 Analog home security is the vinyl of the 20s. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5164 That's the thing with these new high-rises - no alleys. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5165 This isn't what I meant by ballroom dancing… 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5166 When you go, take the pins or the balls, as you choose. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5167 On second thought, this is not a very good idea for a home business. 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5168 I wonder if my cat could reach the door without rolling a strike? 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
5169 …okay, so maybe it’s not ~exactly~ like wii bowling… 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5170 You can't pin this one on me. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5171 The downstairs neighbors just don't understand. Bowling is my life. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5172 Because it takes balls to start your own alley. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5173 I get that you inherited your uncle's bowling alley, but did you have to bring it home with you? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5174 If bowling can’t save our relationship, let’s just fight. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5175 They are not two teams... they don't take turns to knock each other out. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5176 They need this spare room while they're on strike for hard hats and more lane oil 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5177 This probably isn’t a new version of Rock Paper Scissors. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5178 Vladimir: “He didn’t say for sure he’d come.” Estragon: “And if he doesn’t come?” Vladimir: “We’ll come back tomorrow.” Estragon: “And then the day after tomorrow.” 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5179 I heard people were striking out so I wanted to up my chances 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5180 I know, I know. It’s time to cancel my EBay account. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5181 Thank goodness we were able to stop them before they put their revenge plot into motion! Imagine the potholes from this height 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5182 You said I didn't have the balls to stand up to you, but I do. 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5183 Neighbors have been less than enthusiastic. We'll have to relocate the Pin Bowl. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5184 My goal is two balls for every pin. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5185 No, this is not what they mean by a "7-10" split! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5186 I was wondering how an "alley house" could have a street view. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5187 Maybe a kleptomaniac bowling league was a bad idea. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5188 I get the feeling this isn't related to cricket 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5189 You said you wanted a bowling party! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5190 I think the recipe meant a rolling pin and pie weights. 1.0857 0.04876 70 67 0 3
5191 Lawn bowling just doesn't work in apartments 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
5192 I’m working on my zone defense. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5193 We're a three-round preliminary 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5194 I think we should wear helmets. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
5195 I can't help it. I'm a Don Weber fan. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
5196 I know outside is still scary, but I think the lanes are key… 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
5197 ‘It’s not random if we always pick up the same things’ 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5198 When they say spare, they don’t mean surplus to requirements! 1.0854 0.03957 82 77 3 2
5199 I have bowling gear. This is a predictable joke about how noisy it is to live in a compact urban space. 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
5200 It’s clear to me that our life is in the gutter. 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
5201 If you don’t get rid of those two bowling balls, I’m hitting you with this pin. 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
5202 _You cannot play because you have no balls _Maybe so but I have the magnetism to control the sticks! 1.0847 0.05006 59 56 1 2
5203 "It was nice of them to offer us their spare room. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5204 This place is right up our alley 1.0847 0.05006 59 56 1 2
5205 Yes, I remember ”When you have lemons make lemonade.” So what? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5206 I always thought working from the office was weird, but it was never this WIERD. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5207 Simple business," you said."Balls, pins, and alleys. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5208 I got on board the "Say no to drugs, say yes to bowling" campaign, but decided to say yes to both.... 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5209 There was a buy one get one free sale and we needed a full set of pins. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5210 Set up the pins, grab a bowling ball... Now what? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5211 I took up juggling during COVID, but found it hard to keep so many balls in the air. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5212 So it's Needles and Pins, Now the Fun Begins. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5213 I like the condo, but this soundproofing demonstration is ridiculous. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5214 Yup, they downsized without sparing me the details. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5215 Seriously? Why,no,I hadn’t thought of that! 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5216 Frankly,I just got tired of all your back alley dealings. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5217 Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5218 I haven’t picked up a spare in years!” 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5219 This is still better than the four hour wait for a lane 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5220 SPARE me your indignance! Hahahahahahaha!! Anyways, I'm fucking the shoe girl. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5221 Why should I always be the one with the balls? 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5222 Strike three l’m out? 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5223 I asked for kettle drums,not kettlebells. What,is this a bowling alley? 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5224 God fucking damnit what the hell is step 2? Shit man, my bad. Totally spaced that. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
5225 What do you mean you drink my milkshake? 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5226 I thought they should get to know each other better... 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
5227 Sticks & stones might break my bones but o'boy, your version of bowling will definitely kill me! 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5228 You did say you wanted a new career. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
5229 Hon, I didn’t get a Harvard MBA for nothing. Do you have any idea how many hallways there are in this country? 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
5230 The realtor did say the place was on an alley. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
5231 I'm afraid the peace talks have failed, the balls still want to strike. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5232 Statistically speaking it is unlikely for the ration of balls to pins be so close to one. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
5233 You converted your living room into a bowling alley! 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5234 It's a beautiful day, couldn't we play this on the balcony outside? 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5235 No closer to that perfect game, are we? 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5236 Don't worry. This is just your first day working at our bowling alley. Let me show you how to set up the pins. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5237 Jasper Johns makes it all look so easy. 1.0822 0.04253 73 69 2 2
5238 You stroke out many years ago, but I still married you. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5239 Hi we’re mike and mrs mike we love 20 lime apt 52 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5240 When you said you loved pinball too, I thought you meant something else. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5241 this seating chart is doomed. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5242 We didn't stop the Bowling Alleyocalypse, but I think we bought some time. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5243 You saw that cat video online? Our cats are so much smarter 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5244 I'll trade you my two balls for your pin. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5245 You say ping. I say pong. Who says we don"t get along ? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5246 We should really get out more .... 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5247 Now if only we could find the right type of alley. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5248 This time I'll pitch and you bat. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5249 There's got to be a better way to get those squabblers downstairs to move out. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5250 And then, it turns out that just like William Shatner had, I became the majority share-holder. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5251 It’s my first boys night in a while, and I just don’t want to let them down. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5252 When I said I wanted our party to be ‘ballin’, honey, this was not what I envisioned. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5253 It's OK. We'll just wait out the Covid. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
5254 What are you talking about? What the hell is "bowling?" 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
5255 I have no room to spare. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5256 Did you say bowling was one of your great loves, or great lovers? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5257 Great icebreaker. I'm Stella. Let's go meet the others. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5258 I had to babe, they were in the gutter. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5259 Well,I guess I shouldn’t have asked for the bowler’s dozen. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5260 Not exactly up our alley! 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5261 You know darling only in Milwaukee could a highrise 300 club look so perfect? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5262 Put it all away or I’ll give you a 7-10 split you’ll never forget! 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5263 I ordered an Italian black marble bowl set online and this is what they sent! 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5264 When was the last time you paid that guy in the alley to bring those pins back up here? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5265 This is New England: I told you I only play CANDLEPINS! 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5266 I agree that they might be a better place to play this game. But the back alley is filled with junkies and homeless people. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5267 Did you say something to the Uber driver? 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5268 I had two choices, leave them outside in the cold, or bring them home. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5269 I'll say it again, I'm pretty sure the 'bring the bowling alley home' was a video game ad with a page missing, not the 7th tip to achieve mindfulness.. but hey it's your house 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5270 Don’t you just hate it when the 3D printer keeps making you print out a test page? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5271 i mean it, this is your last strike 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5272 No problem. We'll get one of those contraptions called a "pin spotter." 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
5273 We're ready to roll. Ten pins and a ball for each student! 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5274 I think I misread the application. Sorry! 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5275 Of course I get two balls! 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5276 You keep telling me to stay in my lane but I can’t find it! 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5277 We should think about moving. Our neighbors downstairs are just too crabby! 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5278 would you like to join me at the alley? 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5279 Ya think we should have taken up curling? 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5280 If this isn’t a game to you then what do you make of this? 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5281 I told you this place would be right up our alley! 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5282 This will give the complainers downstairs something to really make their day. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5283 Spare me the eye roll. This joy is sparked. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5284 This demo project should be a good visualization for upper level staff as to the number of times the ball missed the target! 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5285 Honey, I promise. My consistent bowling technique is not a metaphor for our relationship status. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5286 So you're saying that applies to any stone-like object, as well? 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
5287 We are breaking up! We are not playing the same game! 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
5288 If we are going to make Bowlrr work, we have to get some ball/pin balance. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5289 Would you mind if I asked you to come up with a different type of present for me? 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
5290 What did you think I meant when I said we should play pinball? 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
5291 I’m sure that our lawyers can strike a real. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
5292 This relationship is facing a 7-10 split. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
5293 I'm not so sure about this spare bedroom 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
5294 Listen, honey, I think you’ve gone a bit overboard with your dad jokes and bad puns,” said Alley. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5295 I'm improving==one is better than none! 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
5296 Spare me your excuses - I knew we should have split weeks ago. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5297 I thought we signed up for BRAWLING! 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5298 Just think of how much we'll save on furniture. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5299 I suggested we play Whack-a-Mole, not Whack-a-Bowl. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5300 At the time, 'vintage bowling decor' sounded cool, but now I'm not so sure. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
5301 I'd hate to meet these guys in an alley. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5302 Can I get you something to drink? Some nachos? Fungicide? 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5303 You're the one who wanted to go bowling. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
5304 I think we're supposed to play this game somewhere else than our apartment. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5305 Your ten pins don't stand a chance agains my bowling balls so let's call it a tie and go out for dinner. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5306 Comforting to know that I still have my balls, but I'd appreciate it if you'd give that back. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5307 The District will add a Teacher’s Aide when the class size reaches 25. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5308 But, honey, remember, it's my turn to juggle the pins. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5309 I think I finally found the perfect fit! 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5310 I thought you said you like playing pinball. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5311 This is for the best. We'd never work together in the long run, we're too different! 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5312 Honey, it’s not your own pinball arcade, but it’s the next best thing! 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5313 You may be right, but let's give the ellipsoids one more chance before we with your sphere idea. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5314 I was always afraid we’d split. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5315 Honey, I said I wanna be a big baller, not a bowler. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5316 I thought the listing said ‘furnished,’ but it actually said ‘punished.’ 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5317 Oh such heavy.. 1.0759 0.03936 79 75 2 2
5318 Welcome to bowling yoga!” Carol Shain Jupiter,Florida carol_shain@msn.co 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
5319 Our kegger turned into a kegler in no time. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5320 How do you get along with the neighbors? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5321 Why,yes,I AM a trophy hunter! With no travel during the pandemic,I rented a tenpins alley nearby and pitched a tent. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
5322 I heard lucky strike was closing down due to sanctions. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5323 This is not an even playing field 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5324 Now, finally it's time for the revenge of the bowling pin!~ 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
5325 This isn’t what I meant when I said you should try getting more spares. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5326 This is very sweet and thoughtful but a pinball arcade is something quite different 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5327 Amazon delivered them by mistake and I wanted to keep them, so I’m using them as workout weights. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5328 When I said strike while the iron is hot, I wasn't talking about bowling. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5329 Our game is almost there, we just need to balance some things. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
5330 So, do we juggle these or the other things? 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
5331 Just because you are a guy does not mean that you have the balls! 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5332 I don’t care what you say! ClownFit is NOT the hot new workout craze! 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5333 How many strikes did I get? 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5334 Look, I’m a Stroker—and the only option here is to crank! 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5335 Double or nothing? 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5336 You're saying Spotify *doesn't* stream Cha-Cha? 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5337 Trust me, we’re gonna catch a break sometime. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5338 When I asked him to be our pin boy, our son mocked me!" 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5339 Ready to go ? Remember, the balls do more damage, but the pins are more accurate. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5340 Choose your weapon - Clubs or Manual Cannonballs? 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5341 Maybe bowling is not for us” Louis Hornthal Jr 1915 Rivershore RD Elizabeth City NC 27909 Email: lphornthal@hrem.co 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
5342 I’ve always thought of balls and pins as home decor. Don’t you? 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5343 Not the kind of strike I was expecting. 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
5344 Corporate made a scale model of our 5 Year Plan. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5345 This will not get the Gods thundering. 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
5346 This is not what we mean by ‘picking up spares’. 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5347 After centuries of abuse, I think they're beginning to understand each other. 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5348 Remember, if left unsupervised, they tend to smash into each other alot. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5349 You said this would be hotter than baseball cards. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5350 Honey. Not the bowling pin, the bowling ball. Or did I forget to do something? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5351 I'm making a supreme kit with all these face masks. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5352 This Kandinsky-designed bowling alley is the worst. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
5353 Should we switch to another Bowl@Home service provider? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5354 Sorry for the mess, after you left me my life has been really pinned up. 1.0732 0.03374 82 77 4 1
5355 I feel that we'll enjoy it much more when there is more equity between the pins and balls 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
5356 I’ve got plenty of spares. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
5357 The neighbors downstairs should be falling asleep right about… okay, start juggling now! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
5358 At least you didn't waste our saving on a NFT 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
5359 But I told you about my audition for the Big Lebowski remake. I’m method acting! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
5360 Well you said ‘grow some balls’! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
5361 All we need now is a lane and a couple of gutters 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5362 The world isn’t just pinballs and bowling balls 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5363 It is only through bringing the opposing parties together to discuss their differences, that we will ever see an end to clashes. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
5364 But you said I could be the “ Kingpin “ 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
5365 If you can't spare me that pin, I'm going on strike! 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5366 Alice, we’re just not the same. I don’t know. I just can’t pin it down. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5367 I’m your downstairs neighbor and I’ve got a gift for you. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5368 I'm just getting organized. The union is threatening strike action. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5369 This way we can‘t be not lucky! 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
5370 But... We don't even like bowling 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
5371 You told me to get a hobby; I got a hobby. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5372 This time I ll knock you down and next time you knock me down 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5373 Yes, I use three fingers. Are you about to celebrate with all those champaign bottles?…. 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
5374 Hey, isn't it MY pin day? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5375 I thought that we were adopting PINGUINS. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5376 Our new theme: two balls,one pin and levels... 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5377 And that’s why there’s a supply crunch of ‘Mr. Right’… it’s called Date-enomics 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5378 We are all in the Gutter but some of us are looking at the Stars 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
5379 I asked you to pick up some pins and NEEDLY! 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
5380 I'm moving out... My union went on strike. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5381 I understand there was a sale at the bowling alley...but it's not furniture. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5382 My investment will automatically go in on those days . 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
5383 We're either a perfect match or the metaverse is low key krunked. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5384 That'll be $40 for the date and rental shoes. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5385 Ok, I can be the pins and you can have the balls 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5386 So this is pinball? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5387 There are a lot of bowling balls here 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5388 This is the new at home version of ten pins. 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
5389 What am I going to do with all of this? 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
5390 What? It’s a bowl market. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5391 Susie, I have a flat tire downstairs and hoping you have a spare. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5392 Maybe opening a bowling alley in our apartment wasn’t the best idea for a side hustle 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5393 You can take the boy out of the gutter but... 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
5394 Ready?... Go!! 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
5395 In yet another alternative universe, you are holding the balls and I the pin. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
5396 Don't you see? You and I were meant for each other! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
5397 I was bawling for bowling; pining, if you will. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
5398 When this happens, one of the players can yell "Reltney!" and then the players have sex. Reltney! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
5399 You might have two of them but you'll never hit this pin again 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5400 Look, I’m not quite sure if this outdoor bowling business will take off. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
5401 Em, it seems we're the last ones standing 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
5402 I got the 'You've Got Balls" Memo. What about you? 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5403 I’m guessing this must be the spare room. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5404 Call me Xerxes because I’ll roll a 300 tomorrow like it’s the lanes of Thermopylae.” “This plan is terrible. 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
5405 You seemed less intimidating back when we were bowling candlestick. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5406 Let's take these down to the alley. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5407 I already have balls; take all the pins you want. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
5408 GOD DAMMIT I DID IT! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM! 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5409 You haven’t rolled the Flour Yet? I’m late for my pickup game! 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5410 I don’t want to switch roles. 1.0676 0.04004 74 71 1 2
5411 That's it, I'm never buying anything from IKEA again. 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
5412 Apparently, partaking in hobbies from home doesn't translate well. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5413 Don't blame me, I was just trying to get us some more soup 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5414 I'm sure there were cheaper ways to get back at people below us! 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
5415 Yeah, I'll clean up my mess, but don't pretend like there are no pins in this place. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5416 All we need now is a gutter!” 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5417 I'm no forensic scientist, but what makes you think that pack rats took our furniture to the nearest bowling alley? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5418 I think your English needs a little work. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5419 Let’s work things out 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5420 Not quite what I meant when I said I love pinball 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5421 Maybe we should have checked the stager’s references 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5422 Maybe team building exercises aren’t enough to get the balls and pins to get along. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5423 It’s not your fault. We just have totally different interests. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5424 So how drunk were you when you bought these? 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5425 Maybe you can wake me from this nightmare? 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
5426 I get the feeling that just having the balls is not going to be enough to win this battle. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
5427 How again did we end up with 2 pairs of nonuplets and ten teenagers? 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
5428 If couples therapy fails we could always try the Turner Prize 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
5429 Perhaps croquet would be more up your alley. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
5430 Look, I have to be honest. I really don’t want to clean the gutters this weekend. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5431 What do you think he ws smoking when he drew tbis? 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5432 When I said I wanted to go to counseling for our split up, this isn’t what I had in mind 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
5433 And although the kitchen is full of stinky shoes, the dude abodes. 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5434 According to Henrik Hudson we only need nine pins, but it takes lots of balls to make thunder. 1.0649 0.03377 77 73 3 1
5435 I'm sorry, I thought this was couples bowling. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
5436 I'm on strike. Don't expect a spare from me. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
5437 You’re going to have to carry at least two at a time if you ever plan to catch up. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
5438 We are either bowled over or pinned up against the wall. You have captured the pandemic mood. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
5439 Spare me why you thing Bowling on Mondays might bring people back to the office… 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
5440 This is not what I meant by let’s play some pinball. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
5441 I can’t believe we’re doing this. The downstairs neighbors will be very upset about all of the loudness. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
5442 The school board doesn’t want any child to feel bad about missing a pin! 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
5443 So that's what you do to live in the city ? 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
5444 No, I'm not going back to the alley until they require masks. 1.0635 0.03835 63 60 2 1
5445 Their parents were passing by in a '38 Packard. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
5446 We pay for private outdoor space and you set this mess up in here!? 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
5447 I couldn't find the rules for this expansion pack anywhere! 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
5448 The bowling alley called. They have our pins and needles. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
5449 Do we have space for one more? 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
5450 I grabbed everything I could carry; you didn’t tell me to take the money! 1.0633 0.03293 79 75 3 1
5451 I spent our furniture money on the equipment we need to open our own bowling alley. 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
5452 That's not the type of "strike" I had in mind, sweetie. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
5453 Playing pinball isn't what you think it means. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
5454 This isn't what I had in mind when I suggested "game night in." 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
5455 Don't hit me with that pin, but I bowled another perfect game last night. 1.0625 0.03776 64 61 2 1
5456 I'm really starting to wonder if having a bowling party in our apartment is such a good idea. 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
5457 Honestly, I really am trying my best to pick up the spares. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
5458 We gave it our best shot. But I think the marriage is over. 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
5459 You robbed the bowling alley? 1.0625 0.03776 64 61 2 1
5460 Now the pins and balls don't have to bowl alone. 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
5461 I don’t know how all these got here!!! Do you? 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
5462 You know, if you place your pin between my balls, we could score -- big time. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
5463 You’ve gotta stop bringing your hobbies home with you. 1.0615 0.03719 65 62 2 1
5464 I'm not sure she meant these as weapons. 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
5465 We've got quite the bad rack here! 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5466 Joey's was closing and I couldn't bare to see these split up. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5467 Not quite what I meant by an anti-war strike from home. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5468 When I agreed to 'bowling' to resolve our differences I meant the game 'bowling'. At a 'bowling alley'. Ya know, with rules. 1.0602 0.02628 83 78 5 0
5469 I thought you were referring to a different ball. Not a bowling ball. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5470 I don't think you are taking this post-apocalypse training seriously. You honestly think you can knock me out with one bowling pin? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5471 Now all we have to do is make sure there's a pin between each ball and then our apartment will be fully COVID-proof. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5472 George you need to move out, this was your last strike. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5473 I don’t think this is what they meant when they said marriage was 50/50. 1.0595 0.02597 84 79 5 0
5474 You’re such a romantic, Harry. I’d love some cardboard pizza. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5475 Thank goodness the rutting season will be over soon. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5476 I enjoy working from home. It is being the work up those stairs that I don 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
5477 No, I said lets play spin the bottle, not pins and ball. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
5478 Without red and blue shoes, the Board of Ed will never take our home schooling plan seriously. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
5479 I like it because it creates such an unusual room decor. 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
5480 Thank God we're no hoarders! Otherwise we wouldn't have room for all these souvenirs. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5481 I'm trying to promote a dialogue between the black balls and the white phallus" 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5482 Could you please clean my balls a bit before we go out? 1.0571 0.03457 70 67 2 1
5483 You up for a game of Pin Ball? 1.0568 0.02482 88 83 5 0
5484 Actually, I do want to smash the glass window. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
5485 You said we should do more to help the unfortunate, I found them all sleeping in the alley. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
5486 this is the perfect moment for my beloved catchphrase “damn bitch, you live like this?” 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
5487 Are you sure juggling can help us manage everything we need to do this week? 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
5488 Ever since you got pinned, I'm kind of bowled over. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5489 Strike!!! 1.0541 0.03272 74 71 2 1
5490 ‘Balls & Pins’ is a great idea for a dating service but the business cards are heavy. 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
5491 You'd think our new place would bowl me over more. 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
5492 Cutting the pins in half helps solve the supply chain crisis, plus you only need to get 150 for a perfect game. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
5493 What's wrong? I told you there was a spare room. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
5494 This looks great, but now I'm worried there's no room for the furniture. 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
5495 We’re trying tt2 have a conversssation here(?)(!)—you choose. Click, click, BANG. You’re it. 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
5496 This Brady Brunch fantasy was never meant to be 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
5497 This apartment will be right up your alley", he said 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5498 As a man, I'm supposed to knock down your pins. As a woman, you're supposed to try to keep them standing. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5499 It’s good training for the circular firing squad. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5500 We got the pin to ball ratio wrong. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5501 We've been getting neighbor complaints about the noise 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5502 They all give me a "spark of joy"! 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
5503 Trust me, home decor is right up my alley. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
5504 I asked you to bring these down to the alley. 1.0506 0.02482 79 75 4 0
5505 I dont know if this will improve our status with people in a neighborhood like this.. 1.0500 0.03701 60 58 1 1
5506 Oh, please! Spare me the big league points that you’re trying to rack up here by striking out at me. I split! 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
5507 …and we get a certificate for participation. 1.0500 0.03029 80 77 2 1
5508 You may have managed to keep your balls, but I got you in the palm of my hand. 1.0494 0.02422 81 77 4 0
5509 The agent told me this apartment is right up our alley 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
5510 Honey, that's not what I meant by balls and strikes. 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
5511 Let's do this...Annilate the enemy! 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
5512 This wasn't exactly what I pictured when you said you were going on strike. 1.0492 0.03641 61 59 1 1
5513 I was locked out and couldn't find the spare 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
5514 I couldn’t resist the going out of business sale. 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
5515 A 7-10 split doesn't compare to this. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5516 Not sure this Amazon bowling was such a great idea! 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5517 Now, do you see how it feels when I say, ‘I’m always worried with you that I’m about to step on a landmine.’? 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5518 Baby,you get me. I wanna hug you close but the balls say uh-uh. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5519 You’re the one who wanted to adopt an alley cat. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5520 „You strike me as someone who is in dire need of professional help, Robert. If you don’t stop stealing bowling equipment, we’re going to have to split.“ 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5521 That's the prodigal pin. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5522 Alright, you go first." "No, no, you go first. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5523 Alright fine I was wrong but you can't tell me Living Room Bowling was not a good idea a year ago. If this thing went on for another year we'd have multiple orders a day. 1.0484 0.03583 62 60 1 1
5524 Rupert, I told you to feel your balls, not your Pins! 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
5525 This is amazon bowling - you order balls - I order pins - after 30 days we count to decide winner. 1.0471 0.02311 85 81 4 0
5526 Ok, too many balls not enough pins . . .that kind of stuff 's not really up my alley . .. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
5527 Ten to one, I'm right!' 1.0469 0.03472 64 62 1 1
5528 Maybe we didn’t need equal representation for the bowling ball 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
5529 If you crouch down we'll be two thirds the way to a 'TurDuckEn' 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
5530 We find that an unstructured workplace dynamic minimizes the potential for a labor strike. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
5531 This will drown out that loud music in Apt 3b. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
5532 Bowling ball privilege ends. One ball - one pin. “We need to pivot”. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
5533 To be honest, the real estate guy said this would be right up our alley. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
5534 So here's how we play fifty-two pick up." 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5535 Maybe we're going overboard with the cat obstacle course. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5536 Our dedication has paid off. We're finally getting promoted to upstairs neighbor. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5537 Now, we just have to find some other bowlers. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5538 The team said that, since I could not stay in my lane, they'd help me go free range. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5539 10 pins - right. 18 balls - I'm missing two. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
5540 Checkmate,Mate ! 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
5541 Please spare me the details next time your team goes on strike. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
5542 Lesson learned. Never pick an apartment facing an alley. 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
5543 They’re called breasts and we all have them. 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
5544 An analogy for our relationship might help explain. We are not meant to be one on one. 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
5545 It's the pinball workout. 1.0441 0.03269 68 66 1 1
5546 Oh no! I thought we ordered pinballs 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
5547 I don't think this is what the "Upstairs Neighbors Wanted" ad meant... 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
5548 A Cutting Edge CDC Meeting: If the bowling balls represent the Covid virus and the bowling pins represent Covid antibodies,what have we learned? Keep your mask on! 1.0429 0.03176 70 68 1 1
5549 I appreciate the sentiment,honey,but I don 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
5550 I can’t pin down exactly when, but you haven’t bowled me over in years. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
5551 We'll have to meet in the middle once we make it down the Aisle 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
5552 You seriously think organization and a system is needed? Ever notice the violence and racket in a bowling alley? 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
5553 You swore the apartment wasn’t just big for this neighborhood 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
5554 Well, this just bowls me over... 1.0417 0.03088 72 70 1 1
5555 We called for a strike but the best management could do was a spare. 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
5556 I don’t appreciate you hitting me with that pin!” “I don’t appreciate you turning our apartment into a bowling alley! 1.0400 0.02965 75 73 1 1
5557 Honey, I thought you said these tokens were NON fungible… 1.0390 0.02220 77 74 3 0
5558 BALLS or PINS, Your Choice! Peter E. Carter, Lewes, Delaware 1.0377 0.03774 53 52 0 1
5559 Bend over, bowler. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5560 To think I had my doubts with you being a cat person and a dog person 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
5561 I think there's a 2 to 1 ratio now. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5562 What do you mean, you wanted rolling not bowling? 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
5563 and now I can't remember which one is cake! 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5564 What you think you’re the only one who gets fingered and thrown to the gutter? 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
5565 Spare me the pin by pin details. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5566 Online, I thought when you said bowling match... 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5567 Yeah so actually I'm the guy who bowled a perfect game on 9/11. But ironically the dude who supplies trophies to that bowling alley died in the towers. So they had no prize for me. He hand delivers them. I kept the balls and pins instead. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5568 No, I said I needed some "Hitch" ball and pins for the trailer hitch, honey. 1.0357 0.02649 84 82 1 1
5569 Everytime I turn around I'm behind the 8 ball. 1.0357 0.03571 56 55 0 1
5570 That's my one condition if we're moving in together 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
5571 But I already cancelled my gym membership for this PINpoint way to drop weight. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
5572 Well, it is the only way we can continue bowling without a mask 1.0345 0.02417 58 56 2 0
5573 The sofa you had your eye on was gone by the time I arrived. However,the shop keep gave me a great deal on this antique— sorry. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
5574 I don’t like being called your ball and chain. Yeah, well, I don’t like feeling like I’m walking on pins and needles around here! 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
5575 : “Well I am happy the realtor accepted our offer. Now help me sell these on eBay and we might actually be able to afford the first mortgage payment!” 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
5576 I know we just moved to a third floor apartment, but this is a bit excessive. 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
5577 So you are saying that we would have to wear their shoes and use their pin and balls? 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
5578 If this is a dream it's nowhere near as good as The Dude's 'Gutterballs' fantasy! 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
5579 You know, Karen, I just don't think I'm cut out for self-assembly kits. 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
5580 Not going to lie, I have never played this, so I have no idea if this is right or not 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
5581 Nothing is the same since that damn Covid! 1.0323 0.02262 62 60 2 0
5582 This bawling and brawling game is not up my alley. 1.0323 0.02262 62 60 2 0
5583 - My dear, everything bad that happens you are always on my side. Now that you stole the entire bowling alley, we could be arrested. Baby, you give me total bad luck. 1.0323 0.02262 62 60 2 0
5584 There's no way that we can turn our apartment into a bowling ? alley. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
5585 What shall we call the game? "Pickleball" is already used. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
5586 Maureen, you are taking this whole "equity in sports" thing too far. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
5587 It’s getting harder and harder to stay in my lane. 1.0312 0.03125 64 63 0 1
5588 Let's take our game to the alley. 1.0303 0.02126 66 64 2 0
5589 Wait! Is this game trying to tell us something? 1.0303 0.02126 66 64 2 0
5590 So this is a medical thing - you just got confused between ‘Pins and needles’ and ‘Bowls of noodles’ - so, sure I understand ! 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
5591 I don't give a rat's ass about your Super Bowl, you keep it up and you'll find this 10-pin where sun don't shine. 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
5592 Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food and of hot out eat the food? 1.0282 0.01978 71 69 2 0
5593 I said... you're going to need to go Temping so we can pay rent... 1.0250 0.01757 80 78 2 0
5594 This nerf ball practice isn't working well 1.0189 0.01905 53 52 1 0
5595 Strike out doesnE4ODRjNDFmLWM5Y2MtNGYwMC1iYzE0LTYxYzRkMmE5ZDgwNiIsImNyZWF0ZWQiOjE2NDgwOTM1ODg3NjMsImluU2FtcGxlIjpmYWxzZX0= 1.0189 0.01905 53 52 1 0
5596 i always knew aliens were in charge of business. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
5597 I can’t believe that the souvenir seller at the bowling alley misheard seventeen bowling balls and pins for seventy one. 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
5598 The ‘Make-A-Wish’ I submitted when I was six finally came in. I just don’t remember wanting to live in a bowling alley. 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
5599 This way,they 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
5600 The short lived Banksy-Ikea collaboration had the highest return rate on record. 1.0156 0.01575 64 63 1 0
5601 Don't be a wimp, the eyes are fake. Lift, or else my water bottle will smack you right on your dumb head. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
5602 Jesus, look at how I'm living. This is not OK. I think I'm mentally ill, Cheryl, and I think I need to seek help. It must be hell living with me right now, and for that, I'm sorry. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
5603 You strike me as a pinhead 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0