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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2022-03-27T19:55:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2022-04-10T19:56:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2022-04-04T19:56:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | April 11, 2022 |
Number of captions | 5604 |
Number of responses | 660223 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Turns out they only check to see if you return the shoes. | 1.8993 | 0.01117 | 5462 | 2164 | 1684 | 1614 |
1 | Apparently the floors are so thin you can hear a pin drop. | 1.8117 | 0.01585 | 2507 | 1070 | 839 | 598 |
2 | I think we need a longer apartment. | 1.7925 | 0.01632 | 2236 | 946 | 808 | 482 |
3 | That drummer downstairs doesn't know who he's messing with. | 1.7890 | 0.01076 | 5450 | 2417 | 1766 | 1267 |
4 | Exactly how many times did you hit “add to cart”? | 1.7866 | 0.01185 | 4513 | 2015 | 1446 | 1052 |
5 | Lots of people have unusual hobbies. The guy downstairs enjoys thumping on his ceiling with a broom. | 1.7780 | 0.01215 | 4397 | 2022 | 1329 | 1046 |
6 | Oh, but you’re allowed to have a closet full of shoes?! | 1.7704 | 0.01345 | 3432 | 1550 | 1120 | 762 |
7 | What did the neighbors want? | 1.7694 | 0.01274 | 3920 | 1802 | 1220 | 898 |
8 | Define obsession. | 1.7686 | 0.01609 | 2325 | 1031 | 801 | 493 |
9 | So can we finally agree the floor is level? | 1.7621 | 0.02261 | 1177 | 527 | 403 | 247 |
10 | I think it worked. They turned down their stereo. | 1.7615 | 0.01216 | 4013 | 1782 | 1406 | 825 |
11 | The bowling alley said I could work from home today. | 1.7606 | 0.01205 | 4215 | 1914 | 1396 | 905 |
12 | As long as the downstairs neighbour still has that yappy dog, that's how long. | 1.7566 | 0.01545 | 2605 | 1204 | 831 | 570 |
13 | My bowling league went remote last week | 1.7549 | 0.01363 | 3219 | 1454 | 1100 | 665 |
14 | I can't focus with that lady downstairs banging on her ceiling. | 1.7371 | 0.01679 | 2096 | 967 | 713 | 416 |
15 | No. I said we need some heavy duty bowls and a rolling pin | 1.7351 | 0.01615 | 2310 | 1083 | 756 | 471 |
16 | The downstairs neighbors? What is it this time? | 1.7339 | 0.01280 | 3732 | 1770 | 1185 | 777 |
17 | I think we're finally going to meet our downstairs neighbors. | 1.7311 | 0.01747 | 1826 | 820 | 677 | 329 |
18 | I asked the alley if I could work from home today. | 1.7250 | 0.01771 | 1833 | 848 | 641 | 344 |
19 | If this doesn't break our lease, I don't have any better ideas! | 1.7240 | 0.01285 | 3569 | 1680 | 1194 | 695 |
20 | I was hoping to score tonight. | 1.7201 | 0.01892 | 1697 | 819 | 534 | 344 |
21 | A spare room means different things to different people. | 1.7190 | 0.01553 | 2288 | 1043 | 845 | 400 |
22 | Apparently, this is the spare room. | 1.7135 | 0.01327 | 3257 | 1534 | 1122 | 601 |
23 | So, the bowling alley manager really let you work from home? | 1.6990 | 0.01486 | 2585 | 1244 | 875 | 466 |
24 | I see you’ve escalated the war with the downstairs neighbors. | 1.6986 | 0.02302 | 1065 | 509 | 368 | 188 |
25 | Okay, you win…I should have let you do the gift registry. | 1.6943 | 0.01428 | 2921 | 1453 | 908 | 560 |
26 | Take what you want, but I'm keeping my balls. | 1.6841 | 0.01763 | 1915 | 968 | 584 | 363 |
27 | I thought you said you wanted to try games in the bedroom | 1.6823 | 0.02017 | 1322 | 632 | 478 | 212 |
28 | I thought you were keeping score. | 1.6760 | 0.01457 | 2988 | 1588 | 780 | 620 |
29 | I have no interest in bowling. I just hate the guy downstairs. | 1.6740 | 0.01415 | 2767 | 1364 | 941 | 462 |
30 | At least we can wear our own shoes. | 1.6718 | 0.02021 | 1289 | 620 | 472 | 197 |
31 | This isn't what I had in mind when I suggested setting up a spare room. | 1.6700 | 0.01583 | 2185 | 1077 | 752 | 356 |
32 | Did I wake you?" | 1.6678 | 0.01962 | 1424 | 705 | 487 | 232 |
33 | Wouldn't it be easier to just install an alarm system? | 1.6647 | 0.01661 | 2010 | 1007 | 670 | 333 |
34 | I think they finally moved out, so we can stop now. | 1.6603 | 0.02558 | 839 | 421 | 282 | 136 |
35 | Yet somehow I always remember to return the shoes. | 1.6522 | 0.02987 | 670 | 357 | 189 | 124 |
36 | Ask yourself if it sparks joy. | 1.6503 | 0.01981 | 1524 | 815 | 427 | 282 |
37 | When you said you live an alley, I just thought you were homeless. | 1.6496 | 0.01708 | 1821 | 914 | 631 | 276 |
38 | I couldn’t just leave them all in he gutter. | 1.6466 | 0.01782 | 1729 | 888 | 564 | 277 |
39 | I found them in the alley by the gutter. | 1.6440 | 0.02674 | 809 | 429 | 239 | 141 |
40 | Okay, maybe it would've been easier to ask them to turn down their music. | 1.6414 | 0.02123 | 1149 | 577 | 407 | 165 |
41 | I'm here about the spare room. | 1.6411 | 0.01819 | 1563 | 785 | 554 | 224 |
42 | It’s one of the only things the co-op rules do not forbid. | 1.6390 | 0.01902 | 1482 | 761 | 495 | 226 |
43 | I got free shipping. | 1.6355 | 0.02453 | 897 | 465 | 294 | 138 |
44 | I'm beginning to miss their Lego phase. | 1.6340 | 0.02792 | 735 | 394 | 216 | 125 |
45 | It’s just not as much fun at home. | 1.6253 | 0.02063 | 1241 | 647 | 412 | 182 |
46 | Maybe we should switch to board games. | 1.6243 | 0.01997 | 1227 | 617 | 454 | 156 |
47 | They're all spares. | 1.6241 | 0.02116 | 1160 | 601 | 394 | 165 |
48 | You could hear a pin drop in this place. | 1.6219 | 0.02150 | 1185 | 633 | 367 | 185 |
49 | Do you really think our downstairs neighbors can hear every pin drop? | 1.6180 | 0.02328 | 1123 | 638 | 276 | 209 |
50 | They’re organizing a strike | 1.6159 | 0.02284 | 1117 | 622 | 302 | 193 |
51 | First, you need to get your mind out of the gutter. | 1.6148 | 0.02215 | 1111 | 599 | 341 | 171 |
52 | Or we could get a burglar alarm. | 1.6082 | 0.02342 | 998 | 545 | 299 | 154 |
53 | You win, we can get the pool table | 1.6065 | 0.03147 | 521 | 277 | 172 | 72 |
54 | The first step is admitting you have a problem. | 1.6058 | 0.02297 | 992 | 532 | 319 | 141 |
55 | Honest, I had no idea they did this if left alone. | 1.6044 | 0.02404 | 948 | 521 | 281 | 146 |
56 | I want to bowl you over,but I think you just want to pin me down. | 1.6022 | 0.02439 | 910 | 499 | 274 | 137 |
57 | It’s over, Susan. Pack your balls and get out. | 1.5998 | 0.02474 | 887 | 489 | 264 | 134 |
58 | I love that you get me, Barbara. | 1.5989 | 0.02388 | 875 | 464 | 298 | 113 |
59 | We should've gone with the Peloton. | 1.5982 | 0.02441 | 871 | 471 | 279 | 121 |
60 | OK, YOU try turning off my subscription to dailybowlingball.com | 1.5979 | 0.02528 | 863 | 481 | 248 | 134 |
61 | Yeah, would you believe I got all this for just a couch, two chairs, and some occasional tables? | 1.5967 | 0.02453 | 858 | 464 | 276 | 118 |
62 | But do they bring you joy? | 1.5958 | 0.02535 | 851 | 474 | 247 | 130 |
63 | This isn't what you meant by a super bowl party? | 1.5942 | 0.02612 | 855 | 493 | 216 | 146 |
64 | I did promise the downstairs neighbors I would stop tap dancing | 1.5938 | 0.02414 | 864 | 464 | 287 | 113 |
65 | If the neighbors call again about the noise, tell them it is so quiet in here you can hear a pin drop | 1.5935 | 0.02565 | 834 | 467 | 239 | 128 |
66 | I never thought you'd have the balls to do it. | 1.5923 | 0.02644 | 807 | 459 | 218 | 130 |
67 | Maybe it's time we cancelled the auto-subscription. | 1.5914 | 0.02585 | 810 | 452 | 237 | 121 |
68 | But I got free shipping! | 1.5912 | 0.02505 | 795 | 427 | 266 | 102 |
69 | Rent is $3500, a month. Shoes are $2, extra. | 1.5879 | 0.02585 | 796 | 443 | 238 | 115 |
70 | That'll teach them to play country at 4 am. | 1.5878 | 0.02577 | 769 | 420 | 246 | 103 |
71 | Can you believe someone just left them in the alley? | 1.5875 | 0.02517 | 829 | 459 | 253 | 117 |
72 | The first step, I think, is admitting that we have a problem. | 1.5871 | 0.02666 | 758 | 425 | 221 | 112 |
73 | Why can't we just do "rock, paper, scissors"? | 1.5846 | 0.02553 | 739 | 395 | 256 | 88 |
74 | Our downstairs neighbor had a suggestion where we should put them. | 1.5839 | 0.02751 | 733 | 419 | 200 | 114 |
75 | I like to challenge my Roomba. | 1.5828 | 0.02766 | 719 | 410 | 199 | 110 |
76 | I thought you said you had a spare bedroom and a striking view… | 1.5824 | 0.02761 | 716 | 407 | 201 | 108 |
77 | This explains your ugly shoes. | 1.5809 | 0.02805 | 742 | 437 | 179 | 126 |
78 | When the trombone starts up again, we roll. | 1.5778 | 0.02876 | 713 | 424 | 166 | 123 |
79 | I think I should stick with tennis balls until I get this juggling down. | 1.5776 | 0.02744 | 715 | 407 | 203 | 105 |
80 | We should have bought the ping pong table. | 1.5755 | 0.02652 | 662 | 354 | 235 | 73 |
81 | So what? The guy in 4G plays a trumpet. | 1.5753 | 0.02680 | 664 | 359 | 228 | 77 |
82 | You’ll always be my bowling trophy wife. | 1.5731 | 0.02805 | 698 | 404 | 188 | 106 |
83 | It was cheaper than a Peloton | 1.5729 | 0.02736 | 686 | 385 | 209 | 92 |
84 | I'm guessing the McDowds last one more week, then we can have the two story condo we've always wanted. | 1.5716 | 0.02897 | 656 | 381 | 174 | 100 |
85 | Maybe we should read the directions | 1.5698 | 0.02850 | 623 | 349 | 193 | 81 |
86 | Apparently, you sent the bowling league registration form to the bridal registry webpage. | 1.5696 | 0.02890 | 718 | 436 | 155 | 127 |
87 | You know honey, we will need to go out again at some point | 1.5691 | 0.02761 | 622 | 339 | 212 | 71 |
88 | I don't question your fantasies. | 1.5664 | 0.02983 | 602 | 348 | 167 | 87 |
89 | It's just a little roll play. | 1.5664 | 0.03019 | 602 | 352 | 159 | 91 |
90 | The Johnsons still won't move out. | 1.5663 | 0.02859 | 618 | 348 | 190 | 80 |
91 | Do you think they moved yet? | 1.5650 | 0.02953 | 600 | 344 | 173 | 83 |
92 | No, it’s not the same as me having a coin collection. | 1.5641 | 0.02963 | 585 | 333 | 174 | 78 |
93 | Well I like it and I’m not shaving it off | 1.5641 | 0.03209 | 585 | 359 | 122 | 104 |
94 | So this is the Spare room? | 1.5606 | 0.02868 | 644 | 374 | 179 | 91 |
95 | I’m sorry… What part of “ballroom” didn’t you understand? | 1.5603 | 0.02985 | 564 | 320 | 172 | 72 |
96 | I joined a zoom bowling league | 1.5558 | 0.03195 | 538 | 320 | 137 | 81 |
97 | You got some balls, Henry.” | 1.5554 | 0.03169 | 560 | 337 | 135 | 88 |
98 | It's so quiet, you could hear a pin drop. | 1.5550 | 0.02914 | 609 | 353 | 174 | 82 |
99 | We’ve got to stop meeting like this. | 1.5540 | 0.03217 | 556 | 339 | 126 | 91 |
100 | ‘Look what someone left in the alley!’ | 1.5526 | 0.03134 | 532 | 311 | 148 | 73 |
101 | We’re gonna need a longer hallway. | 1.5521 | 0.02982 | 576 | 334 | 166 | 76 |
102 | Well, it is the spare room after all. | 1.5520 | 0.02889 | 587 | 334 | 182 | 71 |
103 | So if instead the funeral home went bankrupt would you buy all the coffins if they were 80% off? | 1.5514 | 0.03020 | 564 | 328 | 161 | 75 |
104 | I just called Amazon; the alley should be here by Tuesday. | 1.5492 | 0.03114 | 508 | 291 | 155 | 62 |
105 | Well what was I suppose to do? The local bowling alley is closing down and they were practically giving this stuff away. | 1.5478 | 0.03142 | 502 | 289 | 151 | 62 |
106 | The realtor said the spare room was striking | 1.5453 | 0.03114 | 519 | 302 | 151 | 66 |
107 | I keep forgetting to cancel the subscription. | 1.5447 | 0.03281 | 492 | 293 | 130 | 69 |
108 | Wait ‘til you see the shoes. | 1.5414 | 0.03139 | 495 | 286 | 150 | 59 |
109 | This explains all the shoes in your closet. | 1.5412 | 0.03364 | 486 | 296 | 117 | 73 |
110 | The ad said, "apartment with room to spare." | 1.5394 | 0.03037 | 545 | 320 | 156 | 69 |
111 | The listing read “spare room”. | 1.5389 | 0.03306 | 475 | 283 | 128 | 64 |
112 | This oughta make that baby downstairs think twice before crying again. | 1.5378 | 0.03315 | 463 | 274 | 129 | 60 |
113 | But didn’t you say an apartment with a spare room? | 1.5376 | 0.03092 | 519 | 304 | 151 | 64 |
114 | It started with just stealing ashtrays & glasses from the Bowling Alley .... | 1.5368 | 0.03183 | 475 | 275 | 145 | 55 |
115 | What? I thought you agreed to a super bowl party! | 1.5356 | 0.03201 | 463 | 267 | 144 | 52 |
116 | It seemed more like art in the gallery. | 1.5349 | 0.03386 | 458 | 276 | 119 | 63 |
117 | The agent did say this place was right up our alley. | 1.5349 | 0.03125 | 501 | 293 | 148 | 60 |
118 | I want to clean it up but my fingers are stuck. | 1.5318 | 0.03294 | 440 | 256 | 134 | 50 |
119 | Can we go back to stealing plates and forks from restaurants now? | 1.5316 | 0.03496 | 427 | 258 | 111 | 58 |
120 | You were right. We should’ve bought a pool table. | 1.5297 | 0.03241 | 438 | 252 | 140 | 46 |
121 | I thought you said you wanted an apartment with a spare room. | 1.5277 | 0.03224 | 470 | 278 | 136 | 56 |
122 | Now we can compete with the shooting range downstairs. | 1.5273 | 0.03371 | 421 | 247 | 126 | 48 |
123 | This must be the spare room. | 1.5267 | 0.03340 | 469 | 286 | 119 | 64 |
124 | 300 points is a perfect game, bonus points if the downstairs neighbor offers to sell his condo to us below market | 1.5254 | 0.03571 | 413 | 253 | 103 | 57 |
125 | This is not the split I wanted to talk to you about today. | 1.5246 | 0.03320 | 427 | 250 | 130 | 47 |
126 | The decor is fine. It's the changing my shoes that I don't like. | 1.5237 | 0.03460 | 401 | 237 | 118 | 46 |
127 | So you think this is why they keep banging on the ceiling? | 1.5235 | 0.03392 | 426 | 254 | 121 | 51 |
128 | I found them all in the gutter. | 1.5224 | 0.03398 | 425 | 254 | 120 | 51 |
129 | Can you believe the apartment below us is up for rent again? That's the third time this year! | 1.5223 | 0.03529 | 404 | 244 | 109 | 51 |
130 | At least I’m trying to find things we can do together | 1.5217 | 0.03256 | 414 | 237 | 138 | 39 |
131 | What was wrong with an exercise bike? | 1.5158 | 0.03290 | 444 | 266 | 127 | 51 |
132 | It turns out there's no work from home option for professional bowlers. | 1.5140 | 0.03513 | 393 | 237 | 110 | 46 |
133 | Of course everything is fine. Why do you ask? | 1.5135 | 0.03554 | 370 | 220 | 110 | 40 |
134 | It's payback for when their dog barks. | 1.5132 | 0.03558 | 378 | 227 | 108 | 43 |
135 | We need a narrower apartment. | 1.5130 | 0.03587 | 423 | 268 | 93 | 62 |
136 | The band downstairs started this war. We’re finishing it. | 1.5109 | 0.03523 | 413 | 256 | 103 | 54 |
137 | You think if we keep on dropping these we'll get the three bedroom condo downstairs? | 1.5105 | 0.03550 | 382 | 231 | 107 | 44 |
138 | No, I said I wanted a pinball machine. | 1.5104 | 0.03575 | 384 | 234 | 104 | 46 |
139 | Here's the real puzzler: Why are we still renting shoes? | 1.5086 | 0.03593 | 405 | 254 | 96 | 55 |
140 | What’s the woman downstairs complaining about today? | 1.5081 | 0.03581 | 372 | 225 | 105 | 42 |
141 | They did say this was a spare room. | 1.5063 | 0.03595 | 397 | 248 | 97 | 52 |
142 | I stand corrected, the floor is level. | 1.5052 | 0.03709 | 386 | 245 | 87 | 54 |
143 | I just assumed the alley was included. | 1.5045 | 0.03843 | 333 | 205 | 88 | 40 |
144 | The talks have broken down. A strike is inevitable." | 1.5042 | 0.03792 | 355 | 222 | 87 | 46 |
145 | On the plus side, the hardwood floors are nice. | 1.5015 | 0.03402 | 343 | 196 | 122 | 25 |
146 | Maybe you should stay in your own lane. | 1.5013 | 0.03808 | 373 | 240 | 79 | 54 |
147 | No I didn't steal them. I found them... in an alley. | 1.5013 | 0.03770 | 373 | 238 | 83 | 52 |
148 | There's a game here somewhere, we just have to figure it out. | 1.5000 | 0.03343 | 390 | 231 | 123 | 36 |
149 | The alley has us working from home. | 1.5000 | 0.03779 | 346 | 215 | 89 | 42 |
150 | What about if we get a pool table instead? | 1.4986 | 0.03462 | 365 | 217 | 114 | 34 |
151 | It’s nice to finally have a spare bedroom. | 1.4986 | 0.03723 | 353 | 219 | 92 | 42 |
152 | It's no use. They still won't cancel the timeshare. | 1.4986 | 0.03863 | 349 | 222 | 80 | 47 |
153 | I really think we need a different therapist. | 1.4973 | 0.03686 | 366 | 229 | 92 | 45 |
154 | Look what I found in the alley. | 1.4973 | 0.03576 | 364 | 222 | 103 | 39 |
155 | If this doesn't get our downstairs neighbor to move out, I don't know what will. | 1.4941 | 0.03777 | 338 | 210 | 89 | 39 |
156 | I told you not to use the 3D printer while I am at work! | 1.4939 | 0.03934 | 328 | 208 | 78 | 42 |
157 | I don't see why my collection should threaten yours. | 1.4938 | 0.03965 | 322 | 204 | 77 | 41 |
158 | Those people in 3C complain about everything. | 1.4935 | 0.03843 | 310 | 189 | 89 | 32 |
159 | I said “Rolling Pin” you idiot! | 1.4935 | 0.03943 | 308 | 191 | 82 | 35 |
160 | Can you believe I found all of this just lying in the gutter? | 1.4924 | 0.03883 | 331 | 209 | 81 | 41 |
161 | When you asked me to come upstairs and help polish your balls, I thought it was an innuendo. | 1.4924 | 0.03995 | 329 | 212 | 72 | 45 |
162 | This was listed as a spare room on Zillow. | 1.4922 | 0.03850 | 321 | 199 | 86 | 36 |
163 | Explain to me again how this is better than a Peloton. | 1.4909 | 0.03714 | 328 | 200 | 95 | 33 |
164 | Would it be mansplaining to say you don’t understand bowling | 1.4892 | 0.03730 | 323 | 197 | 94 | 32 |
165 | Do you ever get the feeling that your life is a New Yorker cartoon, waiting for a caption? | 1.4890 | 0.03919 | 364 | 242 | 66 | 56 |
166 | I think you must have misunderstood...I wanted a pinball room. | 1.4881 | 0.03698 | 336 | 207 | 94 | 35 |
167 | We’ll call it AirBnBowl | 1.4876 | 0.03712 | 322 | 196 | 95 | 31 |
168 | The people below us just offered to buy us out. | 1.4869 | 0.03848 | 343 | 220 | 79 | 44 |
169 | who knew bowling balls could mate? | 1.4861 | 0.04144 | 288 | 183 | 70 | 35 |
170 | Are we bad upstairs neighbors? | 1.4861 | 0.03704 | 323 | 197 | 95 | 31 |
171 | You heard a pin drop? | 1.4847 | 0.03855 | 326 | 206 | 82 | 38 |
172 | It’s my spare room. | 1.4838 | 0.03915 | 308 | 193 | 81 | 34 |
173 | Next time I order the ballpoint pens | 1.4831 | 0.03839 | 325 | 205 | 83 | 37 |
174 | I figured this would be right up your alley..... | 1.4830 | 0.03597 | 352 | 218 | 98 | 36 |
175 | I'm bowling from home. | 1.4829 | 0.03772 | 321 | 199 | 89 | 33 |
176 | This would be more fun at night when the downstairs neighbors are fast asleep. | 1.4826 | 0.03934 | 288 | 177 | 83 | 28 |
177 | There’s the question of the windows. | 1.4816 | 0.03927 | 326 | 210 | 75 | 41 |
178 | Worst Wedding Registry fail, ever! | 1.4814 | 0.03988 | 322 | 209 | 71 | 42 |
179 | I think we should find a different sex therapist | 1.4806 | 0.04155 | 310 | 205 | 61 | 44 |
180 | They looked really small on Amazon! | 1.4804 | 0.03933 | 306 | 193 | 79 | 34 |
181 | It‘s personalized - each ball has its own PIN | 1.4790 | 0.04045 | 286 | 180 | 75 | 31 |
182 | They were buy one get one. | 1.4778 | 0.03985 | 270 | 165 | 81 | 24 |
183 | I couldn't leave them in the alley. | 1.4771 | 0.03540 | 327 | 197 | 104 | 26 |
184 | The listing did mention a spare bedroom. | 1.4769 | 0.03841 | 281 | 170 | 88 | 23 |
185 | This whole “work from home” thing doesn’t work so well when you’re a pinsetter. | 1.4760 | 0.04110 | 271 | 170 | 73 | 28 |
186 | Let's see what the Roomba does with THIS. | 1.4757 | 0.04084 | 288 | 184 | 71 | 33 |
187 | There’s still room to spare. | 1.4740 | 0.03993 | 308 | 199 | 72 | 37 |
188 | The guy on Craigslist said this would be right up our alley. | 1.4730 | 0.03796 | 315 | 198 | 85 | 32 |
189 | They did say the apartment had access through the alley... | 1.4728 | 0.03867 | 313 | 199 | 80 | 34 |
190 | I said, stay in your own lane! | 1.4728 | 0.03732 | 313 | 194 | 90 | 29 |
191 | I guess technically they didn’t specify what it came fully furnished with. | 1.4722 | 0.04023 | 288 | 183 | 74 | 31 |
192 | Who knew learning to juggle would be so hard. | 1.4720 | 0.04285 | 250 | 158 | 66 | 26 |
193 | Revenge is a dish best served loud. | 1.4713 | 0.04438 | 244 | 157 | 59 | 28 |
194 | I’m starting to feel like we didn’t think this through. | 1.4710 | 0.03955 | 259 | 157 | 82 | 20 |
195 | As an art piece, I feel it lacks movement. | 1.4704 | 0.03972 | 287 | 181 | 77 | 29 |
196 | I just can’t juggle a relationship right now. | 1.4702 | 0.03800 | 302 | 188 | 86 | 28 |
197 | Thanks for helping me move. The condo board is forcing me out. Some people are so inconsiderate. | 1.4694 | 0.03991 | 294 | 188 | 74 | 32 |
198 | Well,at least we've got a spare. | 1.4694 | 0.03813 | 294 | 182 | 86 | 26 |
199 | It's been so long. Is it ten pins and one ball or tens balls and one pin? | 1.4692 | 0.04128 | 260 | 163 | 72 | 25 |
200 | Sorry! I didn’t know you could hear it downstairs. | 1.4692 | 0.04011 | 292 | 187 | 73 | 32 |
201 | I couldnt just leave them in the gutter | 1.4681 | 0.04022 | 282 | 179 | 74 | 29 |
202 | I said pinball machine. | 1.4679 | 0.04210 | 265 | 170 | 66 | 29 |
203 | They were having a sale. | 1.4672 | 0.04108 | 274 | 175 | 70 | 29 |
204 | I told you this split would be complicated for me. | 1.4665 | 0.03785 | 313 | 198 | 84 | 31 |
205 | In all fairness, the Realtor did say this place would be right up our alley. | 1.4662 | 0.03969 | 281 | 177 | 77 | 27 |
206 | This made sense last night. | 1.4656 | 0.03922 | 262 | 160 | 82 | 20 |
207 | What did you think I meant when I said I wanted a spare room? | 1.4656 | 0.03854 | 320 | 207 | 77 | 36 |
208 | I dunno. I just started taking some, and, then, I had a collection. | 1.4655 | 0.03786 | 290 | 179 | 87 | 24 |
209 | Do you think maybe you could start picking up more of your spares? | 1.4655 | 0.03998 | 275 | 173 | 76 | 26 |
210 | We need to talk about eBay, Wendy. | 1.4634 | 0.03877 | 287 | 180 | 81 | 26 |
211 | The bowling alley charged me $20 for a double whiskey so I stuck these in my pants on the way out. | 1.4632 | 0.04414 | 272 | 184 | 50 | 38 |
212 | I like rock paper scissors better. | 1.4613 | 0.04005 | 271 | 171 | 75 | 25 |
213 | But it looked cool at MoMA | 1.4610 | 0.04195 | 269 | 175 | 64 | 30 |
214 | Can we keep them ? I just couldn't leave them in the gutter. | 1.4607 | 0.04135 | 280 | 183 | 65 | 32 |
215 | Maybe my therapist just meant it as a metaphor? | 1.4599 | 0.04330 | 237 | 151 | 63 | 23 |
216 | A traditional burglar alarm would be easier, no? | 1.4597 | 0.04492 | 248 | 165 | 52 | 31 |
217 | It’s the one thing I couldn’t get comfortable doing in public again. | 1.4592 | 0.04255 | 233 | 146 | 67 | 20 |
218 | Remember, the realtor said to make it look natural, not staged. | 1.4591 | 0.04373 | 257 | 170 | 56 | 31 |
219 | The apartment below is about to finally become vacant! | 1.4591 | 0.04442 | 257 | 172 | 52 | 33 |
220 | Yes, sometimes I get carried away with new hobbies. Now put the pin down. | 1.4590 | 0.04200 | 244 | 154 | 68 | 22 |
221 | You can have the pins, just let me keep my balls. | 1.4586 | 0.04174 | 290 | 194 | 59 | 37 |
222 | Now we need 3 dozen ugly shoes. | 1.4578 | 0.04255 | 249 | 160 | 64 | 25 |
223 | Shoes. We forgot the Shoes! | 1.4570 | 0.04243 | 256 | 166 | 63 | 27 |
224 | We may have over committed to this whole juggling thing. | 1.4569 | 0.04080 | 267 | 171 | 70 | 26 |
225 | No one said juggling would be easy. | 1.4556 | 0.04214 | 270 | 178 | 61 | 31 |
226 | We should have a safe word. | 1.4553 | 0.04337 | 257 | 170 | 57 | 30 |
227 | Spare me the details. This is not what I had in mind when you said I'm going to score tonight | 1.4549 | 0.04048 | 288 | 189 | 66 | 32 |
228 | Hopefully the neighbours can't hear a pin drop. | 1.4545 | 0.04130 | 253 | 161 | 69 | 23 |
229 | Can we go back to playing simple board games? | 1.4542 | 0.03772 | 273 | 168 | 86 | 19 |
230 | I found them in an abandoned alley. | 1.4538 | 0.04436 | 238 | 156 | 56 | 26 |
231 | That's three strikes, Marcy. I'm out of here. | 1.4535 | 0.04288 | 258 | 170 | 59 | 29 |
232 | Do you think we’ve turned into *those* upstairs neighbors | 1.4532 | 0.04027 | 278 | 180 | 70 | 28 |
233 | I think the apartment below will be vacant soon and you can have your mom move in. | 1.4531 | 0.04205 | 256 | 166 | 64 | 26 |
234 | They said it sounds like we're running a bowling alley up here all night long. So I figured,why not ? | 1.4529 | 0.04145 | 276 | 182 | 63 | 31 |
235 | You bought all this, but you still rent the shoes? | 1.4521 | 0.04093 | 292 | 195 | 62 | 35 |
236 | I think I liked you better as a cat lady. | 1.4520 | 0.04352 | 250 | 165 | 57 | 28 |
237 | Ha! You’re right. I really thought it was just artistic laziness but the floor does actually slant towards the window… | 1.4511 | 0.04394 | 235 | 153 | 58 | 24 |
238 | Take off your shoes. The neighbors downstairs are touchy. | 1.4506 | 0.04166 | 253 | 163 | 66 | 24 |
239 | If you see “Mid Town Bowling” on caller i.d. Do not pick up! | 1.4504 | 0.04261 | 242 | 156 | 63 | 23 |
240 | I don’t think our realtor understood our request for a spare bedroom. | 1.4470 | 0.04144 | 264 | 173 | 64 | 27 |
241 | Maybe moving in together wasn't a great idea. | 1.4469 | 0.04296 | 226 | 144 | 63 | 19 |
242 | My ex-wife won the alley in the divorce. | 1.4468 | 0.04223 | 235 | 150 | 65 | 20 |
243 | Your choice..bowl me over or pin me down. | 1.4468 | 0.05906 | 141 | 95 | 29 | 17 |
244 | I would have expected hardwood floors. | 1.4466 | 0.03988 | 262 | 167 | 73 | 22 |
245 | Roger in 2E asked if we could help him negotiate a rent reduction. | 1.4458 | 0.04325 | 240 | 157 | 59 | 24 |
246 | The rules are a little complicated, they're a combination of bowling, baseball, pinball, and Wordle. | 1.4453 | 0.04351 | 247 | 164 | 56 | 27 |
247 | Half price is not a bargain if it's something we don't need! | 1.4453 | 0.04201 | 256 | 168 | 62 | 26 |
248 | This is why we should have bought them Legos instead | 1.4453 | 0.04165 | 256 | 167 | 64 | 25 |
249 | Turns out the guy downstairs was deaf. | 1.4449 | 0.04295 | 236 | 153 | 61 | 22 |
250 | I think we miscalculated the ratio of balls to pins. | 1.4444 | 0.04165 | 243 | 156 | 66 | 21 |
251 | Sure the balcony is great. But I still think the house with the alley was a better idea | 1.4440 | 0.04042 | 250 | 159 | 71 | 20 |
252 | Maybe we should learn to juggle with tennis balls. | 1.4435 | 0.04024 | 248 | 157 | 72 | 19 |
253 | The bank was closed so I robbed the place next door | 1.4431 | 0.04400 | 246 | 165 | 53 | 28 |
254 | Does something strike you as odd? | 1.4429 | 0.04294 | 219 | 139 | 63 | 17 |
255 | The therapist said physical activity could help cure my kleptomania. | 1.4429 | 0.04769 | 210 | 141 | 45 | 24 |
256 | OH REALLY?? When is the last time we did what I wanted? | 1.4427 | 0.03889 | 253 | 158 | 78 | 17 |
257 | Funny how they can't seem to rent the downstairs apartment. | 1.4426 | 0.04221 | 235 | 151 | 64 | 20 |
258 | Grandma’s hoarding was sooo specific. | 1.4425 | 0.04560 | 226 | 151 | 50 | 25 |
259 | It was real nice of the Bowling Alley to let us practice at home during the pandemic | 1.4414 | 0.03936 | 256 | 162 | 75 | 19 |
260 | I say we split! | 1.4413 | 0.04349 | 247 | 165 | 55 | 27 |
261 | Concentrate……10 pins, ONE BALL! | 1.4413 | 0.04386 | 247 | 166 | 53 | 28 |
262 | This is not what I meant when I said we should split. | 1.4412 | 0.04140 | 238 | 152 | 67 | 19 |
263 | This isn't working. I think we need to add chainsaws to the act. | 1.4407 | 0.04077 | 236 | 149 | 70 | 17 |
264 | Now don't try to pin this on me. | 1.4405 | 0.04321 | 252 | 169 | 55 | 28 |
265 | I honestly think the MoMA will like it. All we need is a catchy explanation. | 1.4402 | 0.04232 | 234 | 151 | 63 | 20 |
266 | Now that COVID restrictions are lifting, I wonder if it's time to start going back to the alley? | 1.4398 | 0.04480 | 216 | 141 | 55 | 20 |
267 | You best not look in the shoe closet. | 1.4395 | 0.04560 | 223 | 149 | 50 | 24 |
268 | I wish we had the directions; it still seems like we've got it wrong. | 1.4385 | 0.04348 | 244 | 163 | 55 | 26 |
269 | Do you think IKEA sent us the wrong package? | 1.4384 | 0.04632 | 203 | 133 | 51 | 19 |
270 | I don't know, I just always feel this weird tension with the neighbors. | 1.4372 | 0.04484 | 231 | 155 | 51 | 25 |
271 | I hope you got free shipping. | 1.4359 | 0.04072 | 273 | 182 | 63 | 28 |
272 | You're gonna take the seven pin and split? | 1.4356 | 0.04394 | 225 | 148 | 56 | 21 |
273 | If I started to collect cannonballs, would that be a problem? | 1.4351 | 0.04291 | 239 | 158 | 58 | 23 |
274 | The Co-op Board said its Ok | 1.4350 | 0.04422 | 223 | 147 | 55 | 21 |
275 | I found the problem with the gutters. | 1.4341 | 0.04544 | 205 | 134 | 53 | 18 |
276 | I suppose you’re going to tell me this is right up your alley. | 1.4332 | 0.04229 | 247 | 164 | 59 | 24 |
277 | I still think we were better off with rock-paper-scissors. | 1.4328 | 0.04261 | 238 | 157 | 59 | 22 |
278 | You call them extras, I call them spares. | 1.4327 | 0.04253 | 245 | 163 | 58 | 24 |
279 | Well, if the neighbors insist on clog dancing,I think we’re within our rights. | 1.4326 | 0.04633 | 215 | 145 | 47 | 23 |
280 | Now we'll see just how strongly the board opposes our shag carpet project. | 1.4312 | 0.04539 | 218 | 146 | 50 | 22 |
281 | Let's try it on the stairs. | 1.4311 | 0.04346 | 225 | 148 | 57 | 20 |
282 | The best part about this place is the lack of gutters | 1.4310 | 0.04252 | 232 | 152 | 60 | 20 |
283 | But is it art? | 1.4307 | 0.04536 | 202 | 132 | 53 | 17 |
284 | It’s a 30-day free trial. | 1.4301 | 0.04909 | 193 | 131 | 41 | 21 |
285 | Would it make a difference if the room were narrower? | 1.4293 | 0.04429 | 198 | 127 | 57 | 14 |
286 | The kitchen’s a bit small but I love the hardwood floors. | 1.4292 | 0.04333 | 219 | 143 | 58 | 18 |
287 | They did not follow you home from the bowling alley, Marge. You need to finally admit you're a kleptomaniac, so we can get you help. | 1.4286 | 0.04688 | 196 | 130 | 48 | 18 |
288 | I wish we'd bought the pool table instead. | 1.4286 | 0.04614 | 210 | 141 | 48 | 21 |
289 | Exactly how will this be “good for the cat” | 1.4286 | 0.04980 | 203 | 142 | 35 | 26 |
290 | That'll be the last time the downstairs neighbors complain about us walking too loudly. | 1.4286 | 0.04312 | 217 | 141 | 59 | 17 |
291 | Obviously inventing new sports is not right up your alley. | 1.4286 | 0.04753 | 189 | 125 | 47 | 17 |
292 | Honey, this apartment is right up our alley! | 1.4266 | 0.04345 | 218 | 143 | 57 | 18 |
293 | Why don’t we just join a gym? | 1.4265 | 0.04447 | 211 | 139 | 54 | 18 |
294 | Maybe you should try staying in your lane | 1.4261 | 0.04406 | 230 | 155 | 52 | 23 |
295 | People who have glass walls shouldn’t bowl. | 1.4258 | 0.04424 | 209 | 137 | 55 | 17 |
296 | These escape rooms are getting weird. | 1.4258 | 0.04527 | 209 | 139 | 51 | 19 |
297 | How am I supposed to bowl a strike in the spare room? | 1.4257 | 0.04744 | 202 | 137 | 44 | 21 |
298 | Are you gonna strike me or spare me?" | 1.4254 | 0.04434 | 228 | 154 | 51 | 23 |
299 | Now that we've got the hang of it, maybe we should go to the bowling alley. | 1.4247 | 0.04565 | 219 | 149 | 47 | 23 |
300 | Why did I agree to work from home? | 1.4244 | 0.04376 | 205 | 133 | 57 | 15 |
301 | What do you mean, I have more balls than brains? | 1.4241 | 0.04622 | 224 | 155 | 43 | 26 |
302 | I just don't feel like juggling it all anymore. | 1.4240 | 0.04308 | 217 | 142 | 58 | 17 |
303 | Shall we introduce ourselves to the neighbors below? | 1.4233 | 0.04720 | 215 | 149 | 41 | 25 |
304 | We should have bought a treadmill. | 1.4231 | 0.04264 | 234 | 156 | 57 | 21 |
305 | This is MY man cave and I'll decorate it any way I like! | 1.4229 | 0.04600 | 201 | 134 | 49 | 18 |
306 | It’s an art project — when it sells I promise we’ll get furniture. | 1.4227 | 0.04426 | 194 | 125 | 56 | 13 |
307 | This isn't quite what I had in mind when I said let's have a Super Bowl party. | 1.4219 | 0.04977 | 192 | 133 | 37 | 22 |
308 | If only we had a lane to stay in. | 1.4219 | 0.04752 | 192 | 129 | 45 | 18 |
309 | Trust the therapy, honey. There's a metaphor in here somewhere. | 1.4218 | 0.04493 | 211 | 141 | 51 | 19 |
310 | Promise me we'll never split! | 1.4215 | 0.04320 | 223 | 148 | 56 | 19 |
311 | The downstairs neighbors don't like me working from home. | 1.4208 | 0.04635 | 202 | 136 | 47 | 19 |
312 | You know I am as committed as you are to equity in all aspects of society but having equal numbers of black and white inanimate objects doesn't work with bowling. | 1.4208 | 0.04740 | 202 | 138 | 43 | 21 |
313 | That's it. No more'The Big Lebowski -themed parties. | 1.4206 | 0.04687 | 214 | 148 | 42 | 24 |
314 | If you put down the pin, I'll put down the balls! | 1.4205 | 0.04755 | 195 | 132 | 44 | 19 |
315 | this scenario feels like we’re in one of those captionless new yorker cartoons | 1.4202 | 0.04998 | 188 | 130 | 37 | 21 |
316 | I thought it'd be right up your alley. | 1.4198 | 0.04324 | 212 | 139 | 57 | 16 |
317 | You threw out the box with the instructions on it? | 1.4195 | 0.04937 | 205 | 145 | 34 | 26 |
318 | Somehow I don't think pickle bowl is gonna take off. | 1.4187 | 0.04824 | 203 | 141 | 39 | 23 |
319 | Just checked our lease, we should be fine. | 1.4183 | 0.04433 | 208 | 138 | 53 | 17 |
320 | Ok, YOU show me how to hit a 7-10 split. | 1.4182 | 0.04213 | 220 | 144 | 60 | 16 |
321 | What was I supposed to do? Let them rot in the gutter? | 1.4178 | 0.04509 | 213 | 144 | 49 | 20 |
322 | This is not what I meant by “a spare room.” | 1.4171 | 0.04336 | 211 | 139 | 56 | 16 |
323 | Honey, I just had some spare time. | 1.4163 | 0.04416 | 209 | 139 | 53 | 17 |
324 | The alley was sold separately. | 1.4162 | 0.04931 | 197 | 138 | 36 | 23 |
325 | Are you sure free range bowling is a thing ? | 1.4162 | 0.05121 | 173 | 119 | 36 | 18 |
326 | I thought you had the instructions. | 1.4152 | 0.04301 | 224 | 150 | 55 | 19 |
327 | Not only are they the same species, they're breeding. | 1.4152 | 0.04159 | 224 | 147 | 61 | 16 |
328 | I crossed 'clean the gutters' off the spring cleaning list. | 1.4146 | 0.04312 | 205 | 134 | 57 | 14 |
329 | Yet another reason I wanted hardwood floors | 1.4140 | 0.04524 | 215 | 147 | 47 | 21 |
330 | I may be wrong, but I think the key to this escape room has something to do with bowling | 1.4138 | 0.04898 | 174 | 117 | 42 | 15 |
331 | I'd like to renegotiate our learn-how-to-juggle bet. | 1.4136 | 0.04109 | 220 | 143 | 63 | 14 |
332 | The people one floor down have a few questions. | 1.4115 | 0.04446 | 192 | 126 | 53 | 13 |
333 | We both need to do a better job staying in our lane. | 1.4112 | 0.04184 | 214 | 140 | 60 | 14 |
334 | We seemed so compatible online. | 1.4107 | 0.04726 | 168 | 110 | 47 | 11 |
335 | I suppose this is my third strike? | 1.4104 | 0.04712 | 212 | 149 | 39 | 24 |
336 | I'm sorry, but "Bowling Alley Attendant" is just not one of those jobs you can work from home. | 1.4100 | 0.04550 | 200 | 135 | 48 | 17 |
337 | Oh no, we forgot to return the shoes! | 1.4096 | 0.05132 | 166 | 114 | 36 | 16 |
338 | Now we just need a safe word. | 1.4088 | 0.04758 | 181 | 122 | 44 | 15 |
339 | I am sorry; learning to juggle is hard. | 1.4086 | 0.04729 | 186 | 126 | 44 | 16 |
340 | I mean it, Simone, I'm through playing games. | 1.4080 | 0.04693 | 201 | 139 | 42 | 20 |
341 | Turns out location IS everything. | 1.4078 | 0.04859 | 179 | 122 | 41 | 16 |
342 | It's not as Freudian as it seems. | 1.4076 | 0.04948 | 184 | 128 | 37 | 19 |
343 | I think we need a better marriage counselor. | 1.4074 | 0.04614 | 189 | 127 | 47 | 15 |
344 | Maybe people who live in glass houses shouldn't bowl. | 1.4048 | 0.04940 | 168 | 114 | 40 | 14 |
345 | I met the downstairs neighbors this morning. They may not be as cool as we’d hoped. | 1.4044 | 0.04716 | 183 | 124 | 44 | 15 |
346 | Don’t be discouraged. Juggling’s not for everyone. | 1.4040 | 0.04576 | 198 | 135 | 46 | 17 |
347 | The home version just isn’t the same. | 1.4039 | 0.04496 | 203 | 138 | 48 | 17 |
348 | Amazing, right? A perfectly level apartment floor. | 1.4036 | 0.05403 | 166 | 119 | 27 | 20 |
349 | Now that the divorce is final I need your shoes back. They're rented. | 1.4033 | 0.04879 | 181 | 125 | 39 | 17 |
350 | We were meant to be together. | 1.4033 | 0.04879 | 181 | 125 | 39 | 17 |
351 | Maybe we shouldn't have left your dad in charge of the registry. | 1.4031 | 0.04551 | 196 | 133 | 47 | 16 |
352 | I’m into it. It just feels awkward wearing my own shoes. | 1.4024 | 0.04948 | 164 | 111 | 40 | 13 |
353 | I decided to give ‘Mr.-the-Quiet-Hours-policy-doesn’t-apply-to-me’ downstairs a taste of his own medicine. | 1.4022 | 0.04587 | 179 | 119 | 48 | 12 |
354 | I think we should have taken that long, narrow apartment | 1.4022 | 0.04942 | 184 | 129 | 36 | 19 |
355 | I know what you're thinking. We don't have nearly enough pins. | 1.4022 | 0.04820 | 184 | 127 | 40 | 17 |
356 | But there is room to spare! | 1.4020 | 0.04557 | 199 | 136 | 46 | 17 |
357 | I think we should try juggling tennis balls instead. | 1.4019 | 0.04479 | 214 | 148 | 46 | 20 |
358 | I found them sitting in an alley, I couldn't just leave them there... | 1.4011 | 0.05020 | 177 | 124 | 35 | 18 |
359 | Stop breaking my balls. | 1.4011 | 0.04794 | 182 | 125 | 41 | 16 |
360 | Of course you're a better juggler Jan, you picked the pins and I got the balls | 1.4011 | 0.04666 | 182 | 123 | 45 | 14 |
361 | Did you keep the receipts ? | 1.4011 | 0.04883 | 187 | 131 | 37 | 19 |
362 | Maybe ping-pong would have been a better quarantine sport. | 1.4010 | 0.04615 | 192 | 131 | 45 | 16 |
363 | This birthday I kind of wanted a tie." | 1.4000 | 0.04417 | 185 | 122 | 52 | 11 |
364 | Maybe we should give up trying to juggle and just bowl. | 1.4000 | 0.05170 | 170 | 120 | 32 | 18 |
365 | I see the appeal of pickle ball. | 1.4000 | 0.05061 | 175 | 123 | 34 | 18 |
366 | Stay as long as you want, I've got a spare room | 1.4000 | 0.05126 | 175 | 124 | 32 | 19 |
367 | Okay, we need a spare room. | 1.4000 | 0.04280 | 210 | 141 | 54 | 15 |
368 | This looked more interesting at the gallery. | 1.4000 | 0.04930 | 175 | 121 | 38 | 16 |
369 | I have a lot of spare time. | 1.4000 | 0.04363 | 215 | 147 | 50 | 18 |
370 | I thought we’d practice juggling tonight. | 1.4000 | 0.04274 | 190 | 124 | 56 | 10 |
371 | Okay, they're liberated. Now what? | 1.3990 | 0.04596 | 193 | 132 | 45 | 16 |
372 | Then they accused us of having a bowling alley up here ... in a studio apartment! | 1.3989 | 0.04581 | 183 | 123 | 47 | 13 |
373 | Careful- the neighbors can hear a pin drop. | 1.3980 | 0.04659 | 196 | 136 | 42 | 18 |
374 | Let's go back a little. What exactly did you mean when you said "That's right up my alley?" | 1.3979 | 0.04125 | 191 | 123 | 60 | 8 |
375 | The neighbors below are going to totally regret getting that yappy Dog | 1.3978 | 0.04745 | 181 | 124 | 42 | 15 |
376 | Now we've got plenty to spare. | 1.3977 | 0.04704 | 176 | 119 | 44 | 13 |
377 | Does it spark joy? | 1.3971 | 0.04684 | 204 | 144 | 39 | 21 |
378 | And I didn’t want all those plants you bought when the greenhouse closed, but here we are. | 1.3970 | 0.04381 | 199 | 134 | 51 | 14 |
379 | I'll figure out the 7 - 10 split if it kills me. | 1.3966 | 0.04781 | 179 | 123 | 41 | 15 |
380 | Seeing my desperation, Grandma offered me her spare room. | 1.3966 | 0.04670 | 174 | 117 | 45 | 12 |
381 | 'And here we have the spare bedroom...' | 1.3966 | 0.05144 | 174 | 124 | 31 | 19 |
382 | It's a step up from the gutter. | 1.3962 | 0.05049 | 159 | 109 | 37 | 13 |
383 | Oh spare me,Marion | 1.3961 | 0.04530 | 207 | 144 | 44 | 19 |
384 | I tried curling but the ice kept melting. | 1.3957 | 0.04757 | 187 | 130 | 40 | 17 |
385 | Okay, we have 15 minutes to pick this all up before my mother gets here. | 1.3955 | 0.04818 | 177 | 122 | 40 | 15 |
386 | I can't keep my new shoes, either? | 1.3949 | 0.05250 | 157 | 110 | 32 | 15 |
387 | Sometimes I feel like I set them up just for you to knock them down | 1.3947 | 0.04332 | 190 | 126 | 53 | 11 |
388 | I cannot wait to hear what our downstairs neighbors think we are doing. | 1.3943 | 0.04648 | 175 | 118 | 45 | 12 |
389 | Get rid of the Xbox," you said. "Try reality," you said. | 1.3941 | 0.04539 | 203 | 141 | 44 | 18 |
390 | No, I think I still prefer to play it on my phone. | 1.3938 | 0.05101 | 160 | 111 | 35 | 14 |
391 | people just don’t appreciate the work it takes to be the upstairs neighbour | 1.3936 | 0.04971 | 188 | 135 | 32 | 21 |
392 | Sometimes you’re a pin, sometimes you’re a ball | 1.3936 | 0.04615 | 188 | 129 | 44 | 15 |
393 | Loraine, your kleptomania is getting out of hand. | 1.3934 | 0.04703 | 183 | 126 | 42 | 15 |
394 | This is not what I meant when I said to make a spare room for guests | 1.3933 | 0.04991 | 178 | 126 | 34 | 18 |
395 | I think the guy at the bowling alley is getting suspicious. | 1.3931 | 0.04825 | 173 | 119 | 40 | 14 |
396 | Maybe we should have just paid for the security system. | 1.3931 | 0.04611 | 173 | 116 | 46 | 11 |
397 | This seemed like a good idea in the beginning of quarantine. | 1.3930 | 0.04289 | 201 | 135 | 53 | 13 |
398 | I can't believe that's the only one I knocked down. | 1.3929 | 0.04422 | 196 | 133 | 49 | 14 |
399 | We forgot gutters. | 1.3927 | 0.04443 | 219 | 154 | 44 | 21 |
400 | Remember when we first met and you said you kinda loved my quirkiness? Could you channel this emotion right now? | 1.3926 | 0.04956 | 163 | 112 | 38 | 13 |
401 | You told me to rob the bowling alley. | 1.3923 | 0.04840 | 209 | 153 | 30 | 26 |
402 | If you put the pin down I’ll leave quietly” | 1.3923 | 0.04391 | 209 | 144 | 48 | 17 |
403 | I miss the sourdough phase. | 1.3916 | 0.05111 | 166 | 117 | 33 | 16 |
404 | You have got to get your mind out of the gutter. | 1.3915 | 0.04775 | 189 | 133 | 38 | 18 |
405 | The 7,10,6,3,2,9,1,5,4,8 split is impossible with just one ball. | 1.3907 | 0.05396 | 151 | 107 | 29 | 15 |
406 | It was probably easier for some people to work from home | 1.3905 | 0.05044 | 169 | 119 | 34 | 16 |
407 | It was the only listing with a spare room. | 1.3900 | 0.04583 | 200 | 140 | 42 | 18 |
408 | I was hoping to score! | 1.3898 | 0.05007 | 177 | 126 | 33 | 18 |
409 | Maybe we should reconsider Zumba. | 1.3892 | 0.05294 | 167 | 121 | 27 | 19 |
410 | We're not spending extra money on an instruction book! | 1.3892 | 0.04942 | 167 | 116 | 37 | 14 |
411 | It’s complicated | 1.3892 | 0.05156 | 167 | 119 | 31 | 17 |
412 | We have to change our shoes. | 1.3886 | 0.05047 | 175 | 125 | 32 | 18 |
413 | I refuse to believe that these all spark joy. | 1.3879 | 0.04908 | 165 | 114 | 38 | 13 |
414 | Do you ever feel like your life needs a caption to make sense? | 1.3879 | 0.05200 | 165 | 118 | 30 | 17 |
415 | Is that a hard no on a pool table as well? | 1.3875 | 0.05093 | 160 | 112 | 34 | 14 |
416 | I know this started as a way to get back at the snarky couple downstairs, but I think we have a real shot at making regionals. | 1.3873 | 0.05022 | 173 | 123 | 33 | 17 |
417 | They were free… | 1.3873 | 0.04955 | 173 | 122 | 35 | 16 |
418 | ... and, you could've head a pin drop. | 1.3864 | 0.04689 | 176 | 121 | 42 | 13 |
419 | I don't know what you're so upset about- the ad clearly said a spare bedroom | 1.3861 | 0.04895 | 158 | 108 | 39 | 11 |
420 | Fine, you be the kingpin, and I'll be the high roller. | 1.3860 | 0.04711 | 171 | 117 | 42 | 12 |
421 | Your redecorating ideas aren’t bad. They are just not up my alley. | 1.3860 | 0.04855 | 171 | 119 | 38 | 14 |
422 | The co-op board says stick to chess. | 1.3859 | 0.04414 | 184 | 124 | 49 | 11 |
423 | Is it just me or do our new neighbors not like us. | 1.3855 | 0.04732 | 166 | 113 | 42 | 11 |
424 | This is what happens to hipsters when you don't have a wedding register. | 1.3854 | 0.04884 | 192 | 139 | 32 | 21 |
425 | You really shouldn’t be wearing those shoes. | 1.3854 | 0.04596 | 192 | 134 | 42 | 16 |
426 | The neighbors below are finally moving out! | 1.3846 | 0.04821 | 169 | 117 | 39 | 13 |
427 | And that's our first lesson on male genitalia | 1.3842 | 0.04736 | 177 | 123 | 40 | 14 |
428 | Spare me, hun. | 1.3833 | 0.04874 | 180 | 128 | 35 | 17 |
429 | This would be more fun at night when the downstairs neighbors are sound asleep | 1.3829 | 0.04489 | 175 | 118 | 47 | 10 |
430 | The downstairs neighbors are still there... let's try pogo sticks | 1.3826 | 0.05520 | 149 | 108 | 25 | 16 |
431 | Okay, now you be balls and I'll be pins. | 1.3824 | 0.04576 | 170 | 115 | 45 | 10 |
432 | I was using that. | 1.3824 | 0.05429 | 136 | 95 | 30 | 11 |
433 | How do you like the spare bedroom? | 1.3822 | 0.05233 | 157 | 112 | 30 | 15 |
434 | This aught to get us out of our lease. | 1.3818 | 0.04746 | 165 | 113 | 41 | 11 |
435 | We can’t do everything from home. | 1.3810 | 0.04686 | 168 | 115 | 42 | 11 |
436 | I thought this kind of collection would be right up your alley. | 1.3807 | 0.04681 | 176 | 122 | 41 | 13 |
437 | I still think this would feel less weird if we had shirts with our names embroidered on them. | 1.3803 | 0.05167 | 142 | 98 | 34 | 10 |
438 | I dunno. What do you want to do? | 1.3801 | 0.04917 | 171 | 121 | 35 | 15 |
439 | I don’t think this is what your therapist meant. | 1.3801 | 0.04629 | 171 | 117 | 43 | 11 |
440 | A few more hours of this and I think we can get the people downstairs to stop playing their music so loud. | 1.3788 | 0.04373 | 198 | 137 | 47 | 14 |
441 | Not the Super Bowl party I had in mind. | 1.3776 | 0.05138 | 143 | 99 | 34 | 10 |
442 | A Russian oligarch who’s never entered the building owns the apartment downstairs. We’ll be fine. | 1.3775 | 0.04859 | 151 | 103 | 39 | 9 |
443 | Ya know, I think this worked better in the basement apartment. | 1.3771 | 0.04624 | 175 | 121 | 42 | 12 |
444 | Striking, isn’t it? | 1.3765 | 0.04955 | 162 | 114 | 35 | 13 |
445 | Your Big Lebowski obsession has gone too far | 1.3764 | 0.04773 | 178 | 126 | 37 | 15 |
446 | It’s like Amway, but with bowling stuff. | 1.3763 | 0.04871 | 186 | 135 | 32 | 19 |
447 | Are we bad neighbors? | 1.3758 | 0.04984 | 157 | 110 | 35 | 12 |
448 | Remember, on Valentine's Day, you said "I want you to bowl me over"? | 1.3758 | 0.04901 | 157 | 109 | 37 | 11 |
449 | Didn't you bring the rules? | 1.3750 | 0.04742 | 176 | 124 | 38 | 14 |
450 | This just isn't what I had in mind when you said I could stay in the spare room. | 1.3742 | 0.04694 | 163 | 112 | 41 | 10 |
451 | Let’s see if the cats can get past these. | 1.3742 | 0.04694 | 163 | 112 | 41 | 10 |
452 | Are you going to strike me or spare me? | 1.3742 | 0.05190 | 155 | 111 | 30 | 14 |
453 | We need to de-gutter. | 1.3742 | 0.05270 | 155 | 112 | 28 | 15 |
454 | You told your mother that we go bowling every once in a while, didn't you? | 1.3735 | 0.05013 | 166 | 119 | 32 | 15 |
455 | I'm not the same since the split. | 1.3733 | 0.05313 | 150 | 108 | 28 | 14 |
456 | The prenup gives me all the balls. I don’t care what happens to the pins. | 1.3728 | 0.04501 | 169 | 115 | 45 | 9 |
457 | Honey, just because a sale is ‘buy one get one’… | 1.3724 | 0.04789 | 145 | 98 | 40 | 7 |
458 | I am an artist now, hun. That’s why you don’t get it. | 1.3724 | 0.05174 | 145 | 102 | 32 | 11 |
459 | I just kept picking up spares. | 1.3723 | 0.04523 | 188 | 132 | 42 | 14 |
460 | I see now that the Wii was the better choice. | 1.3723 | 0.05076 | 137 | 94 | 35 | 8 |
461 | Want to learn to juggle? | 1.3720 | 0.04750 | 164 | 114 | 39 | 11 |
462 | The HOA wants to speak with us. | 1.3720 | 0.05055 | 164 | 118 | 31 | 15 |
463 | Well, the listing did say, "Striking furnishings." | 1.3718 | 0.04916 | 156 | 109 | 36 | 11 |
464 | Teddy told me we’re playing this game all wrong. | 1.3716 | 0.05008 | 148 | 103 | 35 | 10 |
465 | I’m tellin’ ya, this bowling/chess hybrid thing can work. | 1.3713 | 0.04766 | 167 | 117 | 38 | 12 |
466 | Is it weird that I asked you to change your shoes? | 1.3706 | 0.04829 | 143 | 97 | 39 | 7 |
467 | I told you I was into extreme sports. | 1.3706 | 0.05063 | 170 | 124 | 29 | 17 |
468 | Well this is an awkward split | 1.3704 | 0.05924 | 135 | 101 | 18 | 16 |
469 | Well, the rent is high but it beats living in the gutter. | 1.3704 | 0.04541 | 162 | 110 | 44 | 8 |
470 | Well you said, “Give up golf.” | 1.3696 | 0.05150 | 138 | 96 | 33 | 9 |
471 | We really need to make some friends. | 1.3691 | 0.05071 | 149 | 105 | 33 | 11 |
472 | I think it's time we split. | 1.3684 | 0.05280 | 133 | 93 | 31 | 9 |
473 | Wow. Canadian Rules Bowling really is different. | 1.3684 | 0.04999 | 152 | 107 | 34 | 11 |
474 | Have you seen my golf clubs? | 1.3681 | 0.04602 | 163 | 112 | 42 | 9 |
475 | Should we look up the rules? | 1.3681 | 0.04842 | 163 | 115 | 36 | 12 |
476 | Tell me again, what was wrong with monopoly for game night? | 1.3677 | 0.04758 | 155 | 107 | 39 | 9 |
477 | If this doesn’t force our crazy neighbours to move, I don’t know what will | 1.3672 | 0.04711 | 177 | 126 | 37 | 14 |
478 | I didn’t want to be like everyone else and their goddamn Peloton. | 1.3671 | 0.04947 | 158 | 112 | 34 | 12 |
479 | Pinball, I said “pinball” would be fun. | 1.3671 | 0.04947 | 158 | 112 | 34 | 12 |
480 | Actually, my wife and I had a tough split. | 1.3669 | 0.05221 | 139 | 98 | 31 | 10 |
481 | I can't believe the shipping was free. | 1.3669 | 0.05221 | 139 | 98 | 31 | 10 |
482 | Until this pandemic ends we'd better bowl from home. | 1.3660 | 0.05058 | 153 | 109 | 32 | 12 |
483 | I lost the instructions. | 1.3654 | 0.04905 | 156 | 110 | 35 | 11 |
484 | I don't think the condo board has fully thought out the concept of an amenities room. | 1.3653 | 0.04979 | 167 | 121 | 31 | 15 |
485 | Is this good? Studies show it'll sell for more if we make it look like white folks live here. | 1.3653 | 0.04832 | 167 | 119 | 35 | 13 |
486 | I imagined something else when you said you were really into bowling on Tinder. | 1.3650 | 0.05371 | 137 | 98 | 28 | 11 |
487 | I swear I told you, and you said ‘okay’. | 1.3648 | 0.04757 | 159 | 111 | 38 | 10 |
488 | I think our ball to pin ratio is off. | 1.3648 | 0.04672 | 159 | 110 | 40 | 9 |
489 | Seems like awfully small bats for such large balls. | 1.3647 | 0.04914 | 170 | 123 | 32 | 15 |
490 | The people downstairs are throwing another one of their rager parties tonight. Are you up for a few games of drop the ball and knock over pins since we'll be awake anyway? | 1.3643 | 0.05817 | 129 | 95 | 21 | 13 |
491 | I don’t know what got into me. I don’t bowl. | 1.3643 | 0.05385 | 129 | 91 | 29 | 9 |
492 | Well, the ad did mention a spare room. | 1.3642 | 0.04613 | 162 | 112 | 41 | 9 |
493 | Didn't you say wanted to live in the fast lane? | 1.3642 | 0.04777 | 162 | 114 | 37 | 11 |
494 | I don't think we're playing this right... | 1.3642 | 0.05012 | 162 | 117 | 31 | 14 |
495 | We still need room for the batting cage. | 1.3636 | 0.05394 | 143 | 104 | 26 | 13 |
496 | Darn - I forgot to order a lane. | 1.3636 | 0.04637 | 165 | 115 | 40 | 10 |
497 | I knew we had some spares! | 1.3636 | 0.04557 | 165 | 114 | 42 | 9 |
498 | There's been a complaint from downstairs. | 1.3631 | 0.04733 | 168 | 119 | 37 | 12 |
499 | Maybe we should have read the manual. | 1.3631 | 0.05124 | 157 | 114 | 29 | 14 |
500 | Would now be a bad time for a penis joke? | 1.3623 | 0.05533 | 138 | 101 | 24 | 13 |
501 | Honey we really need to stop bringing home every stray we find in the alley | 1.3620 | 0.04832 | 163 | 116 | 35 | 12 |
502 | We should have just bought a burglar alarm. | 1.3618 | 0.04900 | 152 | 107 | 35 | 10 |
503 | Your profile said you like pinball. | 1.3618 | 0.04718 | 152 | 105 | 39 | 8 |
504 | If we mask and pay for both adjacent lanes, would you be willing to go back to the alley? | 1.3617 | 0.05257 | 141 | 101 | 29 | 11 |
505 | Let's not argue balls and strikes. | 1.3617 | 0.04856 | 141 | 97 | 37 | 7 |
506 | I adopted some strays I found in the gutter. | 1.3608 | 0.04854 | 158 | 112 | 35 | 11 |
507 | I was going to throw the ball, but then the pin looked directly at me and said “If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.” | 1.3605 | 0.05103 | 147 | 105 | 31 | 11 |
508 | I'll admit that I have a problem, if you admit that you have a problem. | 1.3605 | 0.05103 | 147 | 105 | 31 | 11 |
509 | I swear the ad said it was furnished. I never thought to ask with what. | 1.3603 | 0.05390 | 136 | 98 | 27 | 11 |
510 | Spare me the excuses. | 1.3602 | 0.04625 | 161 | 112 | 40 | 9 |
511 | I rescued them from an abusive relationship | 1.3597 | 0.05404 | 139 | 101 | 26 | 12 |
512 | Oh, I see...but there IS room for all YOUR stuff?! | 1.3595 | 0.05131 | 153 | 111 | 29 | 13 |
513 | wow, finally a guy with a normal apartment | 1.3594 | 0.05516 | 128 | 92 | 26 | 10 |
514 | We’re really growing into our role as upstairs neighbors! | 1.3588 | 0.04905 | 170 | 124 | 31 | 15 |
515 | "Remember, we're Republicans, so line up the balls, throw some pins at them, and blame somebody... real loud. Your winning score will be stolen by the enemies of our freedom from dignity...then we prevail by presenting absolutely zero evidence." | 1.3588 | 0.06040 | 131 | 100 | 15 | 16 |
516 | Setting you up? I thought you were setting ME up. | 1.3587 | 0.04371 | 184 | 129 | 44 | 11 |
517 | As you can see, this home comes with a spare bedroom. | 1.3580 | 0.04432 | 162 | 111 | 44 | 7 |
518 | Don't pin this mess on me. | 1.3576 | 0.04914 | 151 | 107 | 34 | 10 |
519 | Have you ever free ranged bowled before? | 1.3575 | 0.04590 | 179 | 128 | 38 | 13 |
520 | All right then, next time YOU sell the furniture. | 1.3571 | 0.04669 | 154 | 107 | 39 | 8 |
521 | I never said I was a *good* juggler. | 1.3571 | 0.05686 | 126 | 92 | 22 | 11 |
522 | If this doesn't get rid of the downstairs neighbors, nothing will. | 1.3571 | 0.04974 | 140 | 98 | 34 | 8 |
523 | I told you this job is right up my alley! | 1.3567 | 0.05192 | 157 | 116 | 26 | 15 |
524 | You said you didn't want to hear a pin drop! | 1.3567 | 0.04951 | 157 | 113 | 32 | 12 |
525 | You were right, more balls didn’t help | 1.3561 | 0.05173 | 132 | 93 | 31 | 8 |
526 | The last thing I remember is getting really drunk. | 1.3556 | 0.05201 | 135 | 96 | 30 | 9 |
527 | Have you seen my lucky shirt ? | 1.3554 | 0.05733 | 121 | 88 | 23 | 10 |
528 | Wow. Being an upstairs neighbor comes with a lot of responsibility | 1.3548 | 0.04992 | 155 | 112 | 31 | 12 |
529 | Why is my bowling memorabilia collection out of its protective case? | 1.3547 | 0.04856 | 172 | 126 | 31 | 15 |
530 | I gotta stop bringing my work home. | 1.3542 | 0.04974 | 144 | 102 | 33 | 9 |
531 | Now we wait for the downstairs neighbors to get home. | 1.3537 | 0.04556 | 164 | 115 | 40 | 9 |
532 | Tammy, I think it's finally splitsville. | 1.3534 | 0.05463 | 133 | 97 | 25 | 11 |
533 | I changed my mind. Let's go back to the bowling alley and get our furniture. | 1.3533 | 0.05279 | 150 | 111 | 25 | 14 |
534 | I said I wanted a pinball *machine*! | 1.3529 | 0.05119 | 153 | 112 | 28 | 13 |
535 | You stay in your lane. | 1.3521 | 0.05017 | 142 | 101 | 32 | 9 |
536 | I didn't stay in my lane | 1.3521 | 0.04916 | 142 | 100 | 34 | 8 |
537 | For once, spare me the details. | 1.3517 | 0.05135 | 145 | 105 | 29 | 11 |
538 | Are you sureyou heard the therapist right? | 1.3516 | 0.05154 | 128 | 90 | 31 | 7 |
539 | How'd I know Charlene downstairs would complain? She's a freakin' drama queen! | 1.3516 | 0.05611 | 128 | 94 | 23 | 11 |
540 | I know we just got these, but let's wait until 2AM to use them. | 1.3514 | 0.05327 | 148 | 110 | 24 | 14 |
541 | You don't have the balls to hit me!!!!! | 1.3511 | 0.05410 | 131 | 95 | 26 | 10 |
542 | I just thought I'd pick up a few spares. | 1.3510 | 0.05249 | 151 | 112 | 25 | 14 |
543 | No one will notice if we dump them in the alley. | 1.3504 | 0.04924 | 137 | 96 | 34 | 7 |
544 | Can we go back to baking bread? | 1.3504 | 0.05442 | 137 | 101 | 24 | 12 |
545 | You're totally out of my league. | 1.3503 | 0.04596 | 157 | 110 | 39 | 8 |
546 | I am done with corporate training. | 1.3494 | 0.04973 | 166 | 123 | 28 | 15 |
547 | They weren't messing around calling this the spare room. | 1.3493 | 0.05012 | 146 | 105 | 31 | 10 |
548 | Obviously, you're not a golfer. | 1.3484 | 0.04631 | 155 | 109 | 38 | 8 |
549 | It’s like Wordle, but with bowling balls and pins… | 1.3484 | 0.04895 | 155 | 112 | 32 | 11 |
550 | I’m not sure what you expected when you asked for a pin-ball machine | 1.3473 | 0.04408 | 167 | 117 | 42 | 8 |
551 | I was framed. | 1.3472 | 0.05056 | 144 | 104 | 30 | 10 |
552 | Crypto's so yesterday Jan. Bowling's where the smart money's going now. | 1.3472 | 0.04959 | 144 | 103 | 32 | 9 |
553 | I thought when you said you wanted to split, you wanted a 7-10. | 1.3469 | 0.04793 | 147 | 104 | 35 | 8 |
554 | This isn’t what I had in mind when you said you were going to furnish our place with equipment from the alley. | 1.3469 | 0.05076 | 147 | 107 | 29 | 11 |
555 | Would you mind changing your shoes? | 1.3464 | 0.05106 | 153 | 113 | 27 | 13 |
556 | You don’t have the balls. | 1.3462 | 0.04868 | 156 | 113 | 32 | 11 |
557 | Ok I admit it. My mind IS in the gutter. | 1.3462 | 0.05537 | 130 | 96 | 23 | 11 |
558 | Same as last year, whoever knocks over a pin does the taxes." | 1.3456 | 0.05360 | 136 | 100 | 25 | 11 |
559 | Laser tag is in the spare bedroom. | 1.3453 | 0.05277 | 139 | 102 | 26 | 11 |
560 | I don’t know why you’re upset, you asked for a spare room. | 1.3452 | 0.04467 | 168 | 119 | 40 | 9 |
561 | I don't like alleys. | 1.3451 | 0.05589 | 113 | 81 | 25 | 7 |
562 | My fingers are stuck. | 1.3451 | 0.05293 | 142 | 105 | 25 | 12 |
563 | These were all in the gutter. | 1.3451 | 0.05002 | 142 | 102 | 31 | 9 |
564 | If this doesn’t wake them, nothing will | 1.3448 | 0.04798 | 174 | 129 | 30 | 15 |
565 | There's been another noise complaint. | 1.3446 | 0.04862 | 148 | 106 | 33 | 9 |
566 | Yes, I do love bowling! Why do you ask? | 1.3442 | 0.04732 | 154 | 110 | 35 | 9 |
567 | We're on the agenda right after the trumpet player in 14-D and the lady with the St. Bernards in 12-C. | 1.3440 | 0.05460 | 125 | 91 | 25 | 9 |
568 | This is the last strike in our relationship. | 1.3438 | 0.05370 | 128 | 93 | 26 | 9 |
569 | When did we switch from "Rock, Paper, Scissors"? | 1.3435 | 0.05284 | 131 | 95 | 27 | 9 |
570 | Now they'll have to let us out of our lease early. | 1.3435 | 0.05284 | 131 | 95 | 27 | 9 |
571 | I really think we ought to split. | 1.3434 | 0.04812 | 166 | 122 | 31 | 13 |
572 | Don't stop me, I'm on a roll. | 1.3431 | 0.05016 | 137 | 98 | 31 | 8 |
573 | Who said anything about sex. | 1.3429 | 0.05342 | 140 | 104 | 24 | 12 |
574 | I think the problem was to start naming them. | 1.3429 | 0.05342 | 140 | 104 | 24 | 12 |
575 | ‘I have nothing to spare.’ | 1.3425 | 0.04902 | 146 | 105 | 32 | 9 |
576 | So this is your spare room? | 1.3419 | 0.04707 | 155 | 111 | 35 | 9 |
577 | I’m sorry, but it’s Splitsville. | 1.3415 | 0.04693 | 164 | 119 | 34 | 11 |
578 | Spare me the drama, I thought this would be right up your alley. | 1.3415 | 0.05516 | 123 | 90 | 24 | 9 |
579 | It's not about strikes and gutterballs, its about how we roll | 1.3411 | 0.04859 | 129 | 90 | 34 | 5 |
580 | …so I said, I don’t complain about your knitting hobby downstairs. | 1.3411 | 0.05557 | 129 | 96 | 22 | 11 |
581 | My bad. We should have closed on the bowling alley before we purchased the inventory. | 1.3409 | 0.05250 | 132 | 96 | 27 | 9 |
582 | Last night, after the game, they all came over. We had a few beers, and they voted me team captain. That's pretty much all I can remember. | 1.3407 | 0.04837 | 135 | 95 | 34 | 6 |
583 | Now let's look at the rules and see how to play | 1.3407 | 0.05678 | 135 | 103 | 18 | 14 |
584 | Give it up honey, you’re not Banksy. | 1.3407 | 0.05480 | 135 | 101 | 22 | 12 |
585 | Couldn't you just have poker night, like a normal person? | 1.3403 | 0.04534 | 144 | 100 | 39 | 5 |
586 | So, what type of marriage therapy is this? | 1.3390 | 0.05544 | 118 | 86 | 24 | 8 |
587 | You went first last time. | 1.3386 | 0.05150 | 127 | 91 | 29 | 7 |
588 | Wanna try miniature golf instead? | 1.3385 | 0.05070 | 130 | 93 | 30 | 7 |
589 | Oh wait,I think it was it was the shoes my friends used to take. | 1.3383 | 0.05217 | 133 | 97 | 27 | 9 |
590 | C'mon, this is New York — we don't have room to spare! | 1.3383 | 0.04993 | 133 | 95 | 31 | 7 |
591 | Last time I clean the gutters. | 1.3380 | 0.05464 | 142 | 108 | 20 | 14 |
592 | Tell me the rules again. | 1.3377 | 0.04873 | 151 | 110 | 31 | 10 |
593 | The cats are going to hate this. | 1.3364 | 0.05816 | 110 | 81 | 21 | 8 |
594 | I was thinking I'd learn how to juggle. | 1.3362 | 0.05736 | 116 | 86 | 21 | 9 |
595 | I need to watch a YouTube to figure out how to play this game. | 1.3361 | 0.05374 | 119 | 86 | 26 | 7 |
596 | Is this my last strike? | 1.3361 | 0.06000 | 119 | 91 | 16 | 12 |
597 | The alley was closed, OK?! | 1.3359 | 0.05351 | 128 | 94 | 25 | 9 |
598 | I’ll get rid of these when you get rid of the shoes. | 1.3359 | 0.05153 | 131 | 95 | 28 | 8 |
599 | I can explain... | 1.3359 | 0.05376 | 131 | 97 | 24 | 10 |
600 | At what point was this exercise supposed to help us reach a decision? | 1.3359 | 0.05266 | 131 | 96 | 26 | 9 |
601 | It's time to roll, and now we're ready. | 1.3358 | 0.05184 | 134 | 98 | 27 | 9 |
602 | I got a good deal at a going-out-of-business sale." | 1.3358 | 0.05184 | 134 | 98 | 27 | 9 |
603 | The lawyers agreed, you get the balls I keep the pins. | 1.3358 | 0.05209 | 137 | 101 | 26 | 10 |
604 | This way we'll always remember our first date. | 1.3358 | 0.05105 | 137 | 100 | 28 | 9 |
605 | Remember when it seemed like a cool idea to make the spare room into a spare room. | 1.3358 | 0.04890 | 137 | 98 | 32 | 7 |
606 | Mid-century modern. | 1.3357 | 0.05130 | 140 | 103 | 27 | 10 |
607 | You told me to set up the spare bedroom. | 1.3357 | 0.04856 | 143 | 103 | 32 | 8 |
608 | You win. I'm going to split. | 1.3357 | 0.04542 | 143 | 100 | 38 | 5 |
609 | What do you mean that they make your thumbs look big? | 1.3356 | 0.04789 | 146 | 105 | 33 | 8 |
610 | Have I mentioned how attractive you look in that outfit? | 1.3356 | 0.05169 | 146 | 109 | 25 | 12 |
611 | Still cheaper than therapy. | 1.3354 | 0.05134 | 161 | 123 | 22 | 16 |
612 | Can't we just settle this with an old set of dishes instead? | 1.3353 | 0.04298 | 167 | 118 | 42 | 7 |
613 | Yeah, well the divorce decree calls for a 7-10 split. | 1.3333 | 0.05496 | 123 | 91 | 23 | 9 |
614 | I think we need wood floors. | 1.3333 | 0.05138 | 147 | 110 | 25 | 12 |
615 | Did I strike out with you already? | 1.3333 | 0.05151 | 135 | 99 | 27 | 9 |
616 | Should have hoarded toilet paper instead. | 1.3333 | 0.05849 | 123 | 94 | 17 | 12 |
617 | This is not a black and white issue. | 1.3333 | 0.05539 | 129 | 97 | 21 | 11 |
618 | But they were being abused. | 1.3333 | 0.05947 | 117 | 89 | 17 | 11 |
619 | The neighbors complained again. | 1.3333 | 0.05047 | 147 | 109 | 27 | 11 |
620 | Okay, we chose our weapons | 1.3333 | 0.05074 | 138 | 101 | 28 | 9 |
621 | Let's face it--you're a 7 and I'm a 10...we need to split. | 1.3333 | 0.05464 | 135 | 102 | 21 | 12 |
622 | Maybe we should start collecting stamps instead. | 1.3333 | 0.05521 | 126 | 94 | 22 | 10 |
623 | I thought you were supposed to bring the alley. | 1.3333 | 0.05316 | 129 | 95 | 25 | 9 |
624 | It comes fully furnished. | 1.3333 | 0.05040 | 126 | 90 | 30 | 6 |
625 | You misunderstood when I said, "You bowled me over," | 1.3311 | 0.05018 | 148 | 110 | 27 | 11 |
626 | At least we’ve got the right shoes. | 1.3310 | 0.04699 | 145 | 104 | 34 | 7 |
627 | Maybe we should have robbed a bank instead.” -Alison K. Burns, Massachusett | 1.3310 | 0.04996 | 145 | 107 | 28 | 10 |
628 | I don’t see how this is any better than regular chess. | 1.3310 | 0.05275 | 145 | 110 | 22 | 13 |
629 | Something seems off, but I can't pin it down. | 1.3309 | 0.04611 | 139 | 98 | 36 | 5 |
630 | Now all we need is an alley. | 1.3309 | 0.04831 | 139 | 100 | 32 | 7 |
631 | This is unexplainable so let's just split. | 1.3309 | 0.05245 | 139 | 104 | 24 | 11 |
632 | Wouldn't you rather go to a marriage counselor? | 1.3309 | 0.05011 | 136 | 99 | 29 | 8 |
633 | You weren't kidding when you said you'd bowl me over with your charm. | 1.3309 | 0.05119 | 136 | 100 | 27 | 9 |
634 | You said it: I've got balls. | 1.3305 | 0.05652 | 118 | 88 | 21 | 9 |
635 | Obviously Freudian." | 1.3304 | 0.05344 | 115 | 83 | 26 | 6 |
636 | It was a long trip out of the gutter. | 1.3302 | 0.05953 | 106 | 79 | 19 | 8 |
637 | Sure, I’ll stop as soon as our downstairs neighbor turns down his music. | 1.3289 | 0.04804 | 149 | 109 | 31 | 9 |
638 | Well, if I could find one, I'd stay in my lane. | 1.3286 | 0.04694 | 140 | 100 | 34 | 6 |
639 | It's amazing to finally meet someone with a compatible fetish! | 1.3285 | 0.05294 | 137 | 103 | 23 | 11 |
640 | This divorce is harder than the 7-10 split. | 1.3281 | 0.05096 | 128 | 93 | 28 | 7 |
641 | It repairs the historically unjust ratio of pins to balls. | 1.3280 | 0.05421 | 125 | 93 | 23 | 9 |
642 | I don't care what kind of deal you got at Costco | 1.3280 | 0.05539 | 125 | 94 | 21 | 10 |
643 | What bowling stuff? | 1.3277 | 0.05737 | 119 | 90 | 19 | 10 |
644 | Thanks hon, but this is not what I had in mind when I said I wanted to be completely bowled over. | 1.3277 | 0.05352 | 119 | 87 | 25 | 7 |
645 | I miss the couch. | 1.3276 | 0.06095 | 116 | 90 | 14 | 12 |
646 | But once again, how is this a technology start up? | 1.3269 | 0.05868 | 104 | 77 | 20 | 7 |
647 | I think we're ready for your mother's visit. | 1.3261 | 0.05261 | 138 | 104 | 23 | 11 |
648 | We’re going to need a bigger container of talcum powder. | 1.3261 | 0.04842 | 138 | 100 | 31 | 7 |
649 | Boy, I really struck out with you. | 1.3261 | 0.05159 | 138 | 103 | 25 | 10 |
650 | The people downstairs want us to get another hobby. | 1.3256 | 0.05063 | 129 | 94 | 28 | 7 |
651 | The condo manager just reminded us there is no bowling after 11.pm. | 1.3254 | 0.05143 | 126 | 92 | 27 | 7 |
652 | I'm really more of a badminton guy. | 1.3252 | 0.05476 | 123 | 92 | 22 | 9 |
653 | If we want this to succeed, we’ll need a longer entry way! | 1.3250 | 0.05181 | 120 | 87 | 27 | 6 |
654 | When you said you were an Alley Cat this is not what I pictured! | 1.3250 | 0.05314 | 120 | 88 | 25 | 7 |
655 | They were BOGO. | 1.3250 | 0.05571 | 120 | 90 | 21 | 9 |
656 | I thought you ordered the alley. | 1.3248 | 0.04980 | 117 | 83 | 30 | 4 |
657 | I must have clicked on the wrong key when I ordered that pinball arcade game. | 1.3245 | 0.04656 | 151 | 110 | 33 | 8 |
658 | Are you sure this is what the designer meant by 'turn this into a spare bedroom'? | 1.3243 | 0.05145 | 111 | 79 | 28 | 4 |
659 | When I suggested adding ebony and ivory, I meant a piano. | 1.3241 | 0.05074 | 145 | 109 | 25 | 11 |
660 | The neighbors are starting to complain | 1.3239 | 0.05052 | 142 | 106 | 26 | 10 |
661 | What? You said I could use your place for a spare room. | 1.3239 | 0.05150 | 142 | 107 | 24 | 11 |
662 | Would you mind taking off your shoes? | 1.3239 | 0.04850 | 142 | 104 | 30 | 8 |
663 | A typo turned rolling pins and bowls to bowling pins and balls. | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
664 | I found these in the alley. | 1.3235 | 0.04882 | 136 | 99 | 30 | 7 |
665 | I was on a roll. | 1.3235 | 0.05425 | 102 | 73 | 25 | 4 |
666 | The previous owner agreed to a 7-10 split. | 1.3235 | 0.05101 | 136 | 101 | 26 | 9 |
667 | Were there instructions? | 1.3231 | 0.04910 | 130 | 94 | 30 | 6 |
668 | I might have a bowling problem. It was a buy 1 get 1 sale. | 1.3226 | 0.04932 | 124 | 89 | 30 | 5 |
669 | Is that what really went down last night? | 1.3223 | 0.05277 | 121 | 89 | 25 | 7 |
670 | ‘I’ve told you so many times Genevieve, we only need one ball for every ten pins. The guests are arriving in 15 minutes and I’m going to look like an fool. It’s bad enough they’re not Candlepin, you know my boss is from central Massachusetts, but the ball to pin ratio is untenable…. Get it Genevieve … unTENable. Ha. We have fun don’t we’. | 1.3221 | 0.05063 | 149 | 113 | 24 | 12 |
671 | But you said I could make a game room. | 1.3219 | 0.04755 | 146 | 107 | 31 | 8 |
672 | Ok, fine. I don't know what an NFT is. | 1.3212 | 0.05276 | 137 | 104 | 22 | 11 |
673 | Checkmate! I win! | 1.3211 | 0.05512 | 109 | 80 | 23 | 6 |
674 | all right, all right, I'll read the instruction booklet" | 1.3208 | 0.05615 | 106 | 78 | 22 | 6 |
675 | So this is bowling based on chaos theory? | 1.3208 | 0.05453 | 106 | 77 | 24 | 5 |
676 | It's not obsessive compulsive behavior. My therapist told me to get a hobby. | 1.3208 | 0.05773 | 106 | 79 | 20 | 7 |
677 | I picked up some spares in the alley. | 1.3206 | 0.04998 | 131 | 96 | 28 | 7 |
678 | I'm not as into bowling as I thought I was. | 1.3200 | 0.05029 | 125 | 91 | 28 | 6 |
679 | Ready to make our neighbors’ worse nightmare come true? | 1.3197 | 0.05368 | 122 | 91 | 23 | 8 |
680 | We are living in Tin Pan Alley? I thought you said "Ten Pin Alley. | 1.3193 | 0.05054 | 119 | 86 | 28 | 5 |
681 | I make ONE joke about living in the gutter... | 1.3188 | 0.04823 | 138 | 101 | 30 | 7 |
682 | You swiped right didn't you? | 1.3186 | 0.05223 | 113 | 82 | 26 | 5 |
683 | I wish it came with instructions about how to play this game. | 1.3182 | 0.05469 | 110 | 81 | 23 | 6 |
684 | I don't know, what would you like to do? | 1.3178 | 0.05276 | 129 | 97 | 23 | 9 |
685 | I think we’ll really stump the downstairs neighbor this time. | 1.3175 | 0.04995 | 126 | 92 | 28 | 6 |
686 | Of all the boxes they didn’t lose. | 1.3175 | 0.05121 | 126 | 93 | 26 | 7 |
687 | One more strike and we'll split. | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
688 | I’m starting to think our downstairs neighbor doesn’t like us. | 1.3172 | 0.04559 | 145 | 105 | 34 | 6 |
689 | This helps get my mind out of the gutter. | 1.3172 | 0.04765 | 145 | 107 | 30 | 8 |
690 | I've been framed. | 1.3171 | 0.05454 | 123 | 93 | 21 | 9 |
691 | They were there for me when I pulled myself out of the gutter. | 1.3169 | 0.05132 | 142 | 108 | 23 | 11 |
692 | Now, all we need is David Letterman. | 1.3168 | 0.05959 | 101 | 76 | 18 | 7 |
693 | You said, “Be spontaneous”. | 1.3168 | 0.05959 | 101 | 76 | 18 | 7 |
694 | The neighbors just below the Smiths were right all along. | 1.3162 | 0.05381 | 117 | 87 | 23 | 7 |
695 | Imagine what our downstairs neighbors think we’re doing up here! | 1.3162 | 0.05242 | 117 | 86 | 25 | 6 |
696 | ...and this is the spare room. | 1.3162 | 0.05291 | 136 | 104 | 21 | 11 |
697 | I feel like our downstairs neighbors don’t like us. | 1.3158 | 0.04934 | 133 | 98 | 28 | 7 |
698 | I can't think of a caption for this cartoon. Can You? | 1.3158 | 0.05882 | 133 | 107 | 10 | 16 |
699 | This is a classic, "Read the book first". | 1.3158 | 0.05033 | 114 | 82 | 28 | 4 |
700 | I exercise my right to remain silent about where I was last night. | 1.3153 | 0.05116 | 111 | 80 | 27 | 4 |
701 | I only wanted a pair of the shoes, but it was a package deal. | 1.3150 | 0.05087 | 127 | 94 | 26 | 7 |
702 | I call it burling. | 1.3148 | 0.05368 | 108 | 79 | 24 | 5 |
703 | But I gave Pickleball a try for you. | 1.3148 | 0.05527 | 108 | 80 | 22 | 6 |
704 | I’m rethinking this bowlfit thing | 1.3147 | 0.04699 | 143 | 105 | 31 | 7 |
705 | I forgot how phallic this game was. Mind if we switch roles? | 1.3145 | 0.05653 | 124 | 96 | 17 | 11 |
706 | How often must i say it. Never throw away the manual! | 1.3140 | 0.05253 | 121 | 90 | 24 | 7 |
707 | Looks like we've been set up. | 1.3136 | 0.05342 | 118 | 88 | 23 | 7 |
708 | The apartment is narrow but it does come with a pin setter… | 1.3136 | 0.05205 | 118 | 87 | 25 | 6 |
709 | Lane? That would make it more fun. | 1.3136 | 0.05476 | 118 | 89 | 21 | 8 |
710 | Did we keep the receipt? | 1.3136 | 0.04918 | 118 | 85 | 29 | 4 |
711 | Maybe we need to change shoes? | 1.3134 | 0.04903 | 134 | 99 | 28 | 7 |
712 | It's amazing what one can find in the gutter. | 1.3130 | 0.05093 | 131 | 98 | 25 | 8 |
713 | This whole thing is giving me a splitting headache. | 1.3130 | 0.05207 | 131 | 99 | 23 | 9 |
714 | It's, like, wordle for athletes. | 1.3125 | 0.04929 | 128 | 94 | 28 | 6 |
715 | I'm through playing games, Janis. | 1.3125 | 0.05386 | 112 | 83 | 23 | 6 |
716 | Now that we’ve reinvented bowling shall we move on to golf? | 1.3125 | 0.04671 | 144 | 106 | 31 | 7 |
717 | Well, the real estate agent did say this place would be right up our alley. | 1.3125 | 0.05817 | 112 | 86 | 17 | 9 |
718 | So, this is how I die. | 1.3125 | 0.06337 | 96 | 74 | 14 | 8 |
719 | But Amazon said they were on sale | 1.3125 | 0.05981 | 96 | 72 | 18 | 6 |
720 | I think we need to stay in our lane. | 1.3121 | 0.04736 | 141 | 104 | 30 | 7 |
721 | Then why do you set them up? | 1.3120 | 0.05005 | 125 | 92 | 27 | 6 |
722 | the shoes are commimg next week | 1.3120 | 0.05133 | 125 | 93 | 25 | 7 |
723 | Wanna learn to juggle? | 1.3116 | 0.04691 | 138 | 101 | 31 | 6 |
724 | To hell with the lady downstairs. I’m learning how to juggle! | 1.3115 | 0.05592 | 122 | 94 | 18 | 10 |
725 | The listing said it came with an alley. | 1.3115 | 0.05344 | 122 | 92 | 22 | 8 |
726 | They say they're on strike. | 1.3113 | 0.05423 | 106 | 78 | 23 | 5 |
727 | I'm tired of people telling me to stay in my lane. | 1.3113 | 0.05744 | 106 | 80 | 19 | 7 |
728 | I've lost track of the score. | 1.3109 | 0.05436 | 119 | 90 | 21 | 8 |
729 | What?? You said to stay in my lane. | 1.3106 | 0.04825 | 132 | 97 | 29 | 6 |
730 | Honey, are we sure this is how a rent strike works? | 1.3103 | 0.05532 | 116 | 88 | 20 | 8 |
731 | I think this game I invented is going to become the new Wordle. | 1.3101 | 0.05481 | 129 | 100 | 18 | 11 |
732 | We'd better crank it up a notch. They're still trying to get some sleep down there. | 1.3100 | 0.05808 | 100 | 75 | 19 | 6 |
733 | I think we need a reset. | 1.3097 | 0.05633 | 113 | 86 | 19 | 8 |
734 | I knew that once they started fraternizing it would be chaos. | 1.3091 | 0.05285 | 110 | 81 | 24 | 5 |
735 | This was not what I meant by "let's get the balls rolling..." | 1.3091 | 0.05739 | 110 | 84 | 18 | 8 |
736 | Let’s start over. | 1.3088 | 0.04952 | 136 | 102 | 26 | 8 |
737 | You said to meet you in the alley. | 1.3088 | 0.05061 | 136 | 103 | 24 | 9 |
738 | ..And that indoor pool they promised... it's a bathtub" | 1.3085 | 0.06241 | 94 | 72 | 15 | 7 |
739 | I liked it better with the furniture. | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
740 | Well, you’ve got your macramé . | 1.3083 | 0.05265 | 120 | 90 | 23 | 7 |
741 | Yes, I do love bowling, but at home I'd rather have furniture. | 1.3083 | 0.05131 | 120 | 89 | 25 | 6 |
742 | We need to talk about our Brunswick addiction... | 1.3083 | 0.05525 | 120 | 92 | 19 | 9 |
743 | Okay, get ready for attempt #111 at Tik Tok fame! | 1.3083 | 0.05773 | 120 | 94 | 15 | 11 |
744 | You're the one who said word games were too boring. I'm the one who said we'd miss the furniture. | 1.3083 | 0.05397 | 120 | 91 | 21 | 8 |
745 | So this is life in the fast lane? | 1.3083 | 0.05525 | 120 | 92 | 19 | 9 |
746 | It was all going so well until I got my fingers stuck. | 1.3083 | 0.05525 | 120 | 92 | 19 | 9 |
747 | I think we were meant for each other. | 1.3083 | 0.04795 | 133 | 98 | 29 | 6 |
748 | I'm developing the home version. | 1.3077 | 0.04925 | 117 | 85 | 28 | 4 |
749 | Checkmate.” | 1.3077 | 0.05443 | 130 | 101 | 18 | 11 |
750 | I had other plans for the spare bedroom. | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
751 | at least there's no gutter | 1.3077 | 0.05491 | 117 | 89 | 20 | 8 |
752 | It's just not what I meant when I said I still enjoyed looking at your pins. | 1.3072 | 0.04663 | 153 | 115 | 29 | 9 |
753 | Have you seen my car keys? | 1.3071 | 0.05258 | 140 | 109 | 19 | 12 |
754 | Oh, you wanted pins and NEEDLES!!! | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
755 | Hon, this place is right up our alley. | 1.3071 | 0.05304 | 127 | 97 | 21 | 9 |
756 | I think we’ve been framed | 1.3071 | 0.05063 | 127 | 95 | 25 | 7 |
757 | Well, I guess this is one way to demonstrate my increasingly passive-aggressive behavior. | 1.3070 | 0.05157 | 114 | 84 | 25 | 5 |
758 | Your move | 1.3070 | 0.05004 | 114 | 83 | 27 | 4 |
759 | Maybe it's time to lower the rent on the downstairs unit? | 1.3066 | 0.04811 | 137 | 102 | 28 | 7 |
760 | It looked more fun on TikTok. | 1.3065 | 0.05270 | 124 | 94 | 22 | 8 |
761 | I clicked Add to Cart a few too many times. | 1.3065 | 0.04882 | 124 | 91 | 28 | 5 |
762 | Lockdown is over, honey. | 1.3063 | 0.05086 | 111 | 81 | 26 | 4 |
763 | Please don't send us back to the gutter. | 1.3063 | 0.05086 | 111 | 81 | 26 | 4 |
764 | How was your day?” ..”oh you know, strikes and gutters. | 1.3063 | 0.05086 | 111 | 81 | 26 | 4 |
765 | I meant meat balls, not bowling balls | 1.3061 | 0.06223 | 98 | 76 | 14 | 8 |
766 | You really bowled me over last night! | 1.3060 | 0.04764 | 134 | 99 | 29 | 6 |
767 | Ok, you’re right. We should probably call an exterminator. | 1.3058 | 0.04817 | 121 | 88 | 29 | 4 |
768 | This is what Dad left me - his favorite son got the Bowling Alley" | 1.3056 | 0.05950 | 108 | 84 | 15 | 9 |
769 | Everybody swipes the shoes, why do you have to be different? | 1.3053 | 0.05185 | 131 | 100 | 22 | 9 |
770 | The interior decorator wanted to go ‘high concept’ and I was afraid to admit that I didn’t know what that meant. | 1.3051 | 0.05316 | 118 | 89 | 22 | 7 |
771 | It’s always the balls trying to take out the pins, but I think it’s healthier for them to coexist. | 1.3051 | 0.05178 | 118 | 88 | 24 | 6 |
772 | You’re the one who insisted on the spare bedroom. | 1.3051 | 0.05316 | 118 | 89 | 22 | 7 |
773 | Over?...but the Professional Bowlers Association finally let us go remote. | 1.3051 | 0.05178 | 118 | 88 | 24 | 6 |
774 | I kinda feel like playing ping-pong. | 1.3051 | 0.05451 | 118 | 90 | 20 | 8 |
775 | I thought it was a virtual game when i ordered. | 1.3043 | 0.05265 | 115 | 86 | 23 | 6 |
776 | It got to where I couldn’t look at another videogame. | 1.3043 | 0.05265 | 115 | 86 | 23 | 6 |
777 | Aren’t we juggling enough already? | 1.3043 | 0.04997 | 138 | 105 | 24 | 9 |
778 | Turns out, working from home presents unique challenges for a professional bowler. | 1.3040 | 0.05108 | 125 | 94 | 24 | 7 |
779 | Maybe the residents below will tone down the raucous late night partying after after a few days of this. | 1.3039 | 0.04983 | 102 | 73 | 27 | 2 |
780 | You knew this isn’t what I meant when I said we should “split” | 1.3037 | 0.04962 | 135 | 102 | 25 | 8 |
781 | Are you sure it's just pins envy? | 1.3036 | 0.05649 | 112 | 86 | 18 | 8 |
782 | From now on, I’ll stay in my lane. | 1.3036 | 0.05205 | 112 | 83 | 24 | 5 |
783 | Don’t worry- I told the neighbors we were rearranging furniture again. | 1.3036 | 0.05357 | 112 | 84 | 22 | 6 |
784 | I think it’s time to go back to the office.” | 1.3036 | 0.05357 | 112 | 84 | 22 | 6 |
785 | Makes "Rock, Paper Scissors " much more interesting. | 1.3034 | 0.04827 | 145 | 110 | 26 | 9 |
786 | Is this the spare room? “ Alsina Lina, South Chatham, M.A | 1.3033 | 0.05446 | 122 | 94 | 19 | 9 |
787 | I thought you said we needed to bowl, not we needed bowls | 1.3033 | 0.05446 | 122 | 94 | 19 | 9 |
788 | I say it’s time we take bowling out of the alleys and into the home! | 1.3030 | 0.04426 | 132 | 95 | 34 | 3 |
789 | I thought I had bought two males. | 1.3030 | 0.06650 | 99 | 80 | 8 | 11 |
790 | I'll stop when the guy downstairs acknowledges our holiday card. | 1.3030 | 0.05262 | 132 | 102 | 20 | 10 |
791 | And this is why we don’t host game night. | 1.3022 | 0.04527 | 139 | 102 | 32 | 5 |
792 | Honey, I created a pandemic game for you. I call it Bowdle. | 1.3019 | 0.05390 | 106 | 79 | 22 | 5 |
793 | That bagpipe playing downstairs stops. Right. Now. | 1.3017 | 0.05081 | 116 | 86 | 25 | 5 |
794 | Fine. Next time we will hire someone to clean the gutters. | 1.3017 | 0.05640 | 116 | 90 | 17 | 9 |
795 | I don't feel right in these shoes. | 1.3017 | 0.05368 | 116 | 88 | 21 | 7 |
796 | Sure honey, we'll try golf next | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
797 | People who live in glass houses shouldn't bowl splits. | 1.3009 | 0.04850 | 113 | 82 | 28 | 3 |
798 | I thought I ordered a pinball machine. | 1.3009 | 0.05166 | 113 | 84 | 24 | 5 |
799 | Who told you we need a ball for every pin? | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
800 | When I said, people who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones, it was not curling-specific. | 1.3008 | 0.04751 | 123 | 90 | 29 | 4 |
801 | You found all of this in the alley? | 1.3000 | 0.05371 | 120 | 92 | 20 | 8 |
802 | It made more sense on Tik Tok. | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
803 | Don’t make me choose. | 1.3000 | 0.05371 | 120 | 92 | 20 | 8 |
804 | To be clear, did she then say to rotate thrice, saying her name each time, and our firstborn will be saved? | 1.3000 | 0.05563 | 110 | 84 | 19 | 7 |
805 | I hate bowling. I just really wanted to impress you. | 1.3000 | 0.04674 | 120 | 87 | 30 | 3 |
806 | The guy downstairs said we make so much noise we might as well build a bowling alley up here! | 1.3000 | 0.05222 | 100 | 73 | 24 | 3 |
807 | I’ll tell you what’s missing. Rented shoes. | 1.2993 | 0.04900 | 137 | 104 | 25 | 8 |
808 | It started out as a weird workout routine . . . | 1.2992 | 0.04784 | 127 | 94 | 28 | 5 |
809 | Did you read the rule book? | 1.2991 | 0.05328 | 117 | 89 | 21 | 7 |
810 | Don't expect me to explain it to you, | 1.2991 | 0.05347 | 107 | 80 | 22 | 5 |
811 | No,I don’t think a couch would work in here. | 1.2990 | 0.05317 | 97 | 71 | 23 | 3 |
812 | Obstacle course for the dog... | 1.2984 | 0.04719 | 124 | 91 | 29 | 4 |
813 | I was hoping for a leg lamp, but they really DID send the whole damn bowling alley ... | 1.2982 | 0.05563 | 114 | 88 | 18 | 8 |
814 | I’m thinking our ratio is off. | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
815 | I thought you said irregular bowel movement | 1.2975 | 0.05333 | 121 | 93 | 20 | 8 |
816 | Yes, I do expect you to ask for help putting the balls away. I'm not a mind reader. | 1.2973 | 0.05665 | 111 | 86 | 17 | 8 |
817 | I think we have the ratio wrong. | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
818 | I say let's put in a pinsetter and be done with it. | 1.2966 | 0.05289 | 118 | 90 | 21 | 7 |
819 | Welcome to Juggling 101. | 1.2966 | 0.05008 | 118 | 88 | 25 | 5 |
820 | This is your last strike. Next time you’re headed to the gutter. | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
821 | I think it's time we looked up the rules online. | 1.2963 | 0.05465 | 108 | 82 | 20 | 6 |
822 | Nah, they appreciate the reminder that other people are around. | 1.2963 | 0.05465 | 108 | 82 | 20 | 6 |
823 | Our decorator called and says he’s on strike. He’s not going to finish the spare room, but says he will put a pin in it. This guy is really on the ball! | 1.2963 | 0.05773 | 108 | 84 | 16 | 8 |
824 | Maybe we should have left all this in the alley. | 1.2960 | 0.05083 | 125 | 95 | 23 | 7 |
825 | Did the home security documentary you watched happen to be called “Home Alone”? | 1.2960 | 0.05083 | 125 | 95 | 23 | 7 |
826 | Spare me some pin money? | 1.2960 | 0.04955 | 125 | 94 | 25 | 6 |
827 | We really need to clean up this spare bedroom. | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
828 | I guess this means,"Splitsville" | 1.2957 | 0.05089 | 115 | 86 | 24 | 5 |
829 | I told you when shouldn't have hired that interior designer we met at the bowling alley. | 1.2953 | 0.04416 | 149 | 111 | 32 | 6 |
830 | On the newest episode of Worst Roommate Ever . . . | 1.2952 | 0.05730 | 105 | 81 | 17 | 7 |
831 | I think we're ready for the role of "upstairs neighbors" | 1.2951 | 0.05032 | 122 | 92 | 24 | 6 |
832 | Just spare me! | 1.2947 | 0.05962 | 95 | 73 | 16 | 6 |
833 | I don’t see a problem | 1.2947 | 0.06327 | 95 | 75 | 12 | 8 |
834 | Percy's love for pinball didn't translate well under quarantine. | 1.2946 | 0.05476 | 112 | 86 | 19 | 7 |
835 | What if I get rid of the shoe collection? | 1.2946 | 0.05621 | 112 | 87 | 17 | 8 |
836 | I promise, we’ll reset the living room as soon as I knock down all these pins! | 1.2946 | 0.05476 | 112 | 86 | 19 | 7 |
837 | Not taking your bowling shoes off inside is where I draw the line. | 1.2946 | 0.04591 | 129 | 95 | 30 | 4 |
838 | For some reason we’ve been banned from the bowling alley. | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
839 | Relax, everyone will have a ball tonight. | 1.2941 | 0.05642 | 119 | 94 | 15 | 10 |
840 | I thought you'd like it better than an indoor shooting range. | 1.2936 | 0.04929 | 109 | 80 | 26 | 3 |
841 | We should have googled 'Bowling' before we bought all this stuff. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
842 | It will make even less sense as an NFT. | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
843 | I literally don't have one spare | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
844 | Trust me. All upstairs neighbors do this. | 1.2931 | 0.05197 | 116 | 88 | 22 | 6 |
845 | It’s been fun, but we really should ask them to fix the hole in their alley. | 1.2931 | 0.05478 | 116 | 90 | 18 | 8 |
846 | I think we’ve been mixing our metaphors. | 1.2931 | 0.05051 | 116 | 87 | 24 | 5 |
847 | Do you think we can spare the room? | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
848 | I know you're giving me the silent treatment – I heard a pin drop. | 1.2927 | 0.04997 | 123 | 93 | 24 | 6 |
849 | So this is strike three huh? No pin untended. | 1.2920 | 0.05717 | 113 | 89 | 15 | 9 |
850 | I have no idea how this could be considered funny. | 1.2917 | 0.06441 | 96 | 77 | 10 | 9 |
851 | The Easter bunny must have had trouble with her supply chain, too. | 1.2917 | 0.05212 | 120 | 92 | 21 | 7 |
852 | This is all I can spare. | 1.2917 | 0.04915 | 144 | 112 | 22 | 10 |
853 | I hate it when I lose the game directions. | 1.2913 | 0.04904 | 103 | 75 | 26 | 2 |
854 | I know the dog in the apartment downstairs has been barking too much, but this seems a tad bit too retaliatory. | 1.2913 | 0.04904 | 103 | 75 | 26 | 2 |
855 | Ok, checkers. | 1.2913 | 0.05278 | 103 | 77 | 22 | 4 |
856 | You strike me as a good therapist. | 1.2909 | 0.05681 | 110 | 86 | 16 | 8 |
857 | How's this for Feng Shui? | 1.2909 | 0.05059 | 110 | 82 | 24 | 4 |
858 | I probably should've gone with "Truth" instead. | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
859 | Babe, I think we are playing checkers wrong. | 1.2906 | 0.05300 | 117 | 90 | 20 | 7 |
860 | Now all we need is shoes. | 1.2906 | 0.05014 | 117 | 88 | 24 | 5 |
861 | It was buy one get one free Marsha,what did you want me to do | 1.2906 | 0.05571 | 117 | 92 | 16 | 9 |
862 | It's not what it looks like! | 1.2906 | 0.05300 | 117 | 90 | 20 | 7 |
863 | Yes, I named them all Wilson. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
864 | This is Sergei and Veronica and that one you’re holding is Maxine! | 1.2901 | 0.04905 | 131 | 100 | 24 | 7 |
865 | Why can’t you ever admit that I might have a good idea every now and then? | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
866 | Can I ask you to stay in your lane? | 1.2900 | 0.04984 | 100 | 73 | 25 | 2 |
867 | I’m still saving to get the lanes built | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
868 | Would you mind helping me pick up these spares? | 1.2897 | 0.05145 | 107 | 80 | 23 | 4 |
869 | To master this game, we must live it | 1.2895 | 0.04941 | 114 | 85 | 25 | 4 |
870 | Do you think we’re becoming ‘those neighbors’? | 1.2895 | 0.05096 | 114 | 86 | 23 | 5 |
871 | These aren't just pins and balls 'destroying your house', they're the beginning of a bowling empire. | 1.2895 | 0.04941 | 114 | 85 | 25 | 4 |
872 | The neighbors in 710 split. | 1.2893 | 0.05434 | 121 | 95 | 17 | 9 |
873 | Your turn to clean the gutters | 1.2893 | 0.05174 | 121 | 93 | 21 | 7 |
874 | Oh… a ”strike” strike… | 1.2889 | 0.05058 | 90 | 65 | 24 | 1 |
875 | How many times do I have to explain this, Candice? You don't steal a whole bowling alley all at once. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
876 | The stomping didn’t seem to bother them so I stepped up our game. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
877 | Scorekeeping” is never good for a marriage | 1.2885 | 0.05234 | 104 | 78 | 22 | 4 |
878 | First of all, you need an alley. | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
879 | Are you trying to frame me? | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
880 | I dream of a life in which we don't have to rent our shoes. | 1.2885 | 0.05234 | 104 | 78 | 22 | 4 |
881 | I can't believe no one has ever thought of this before. | 1.2885 | 0.06061 | 104 | 83 | 12 | 9 |
882 | Are you sure you've played the game before? | 1.2885 | 0.05744 | 104 | 81 | 16 | 7 |
883 | We're wearing the wrong shoes. | 1.2885 | 0.05579 | 104 | 80 | 18 | 6 |
884 | Some people call it trash from the dumpster. I call it free exercise equipment. | 1.2885 | 0.05905 | 104 | 82 | 14 | 8 |
885 | Next time we ask "Furnished with what?" | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
886 | Spare me | 1.2880 | 0.05057 | 125 | 96 | 22 | 7 |
887 | I adopt strays I find in gutters. | 1.2874 | 0.06521 | 87 | 69 | 11 | 7 |
888 | Well they all shouted "take it home, Lenny! | 1.2872 | 0.05157 | 94 | 69 | 23 | 2 |
889 | No, it's not like curling. | 1.2871 | 0.05859 | 101 | 79 | 15 | 7 |
890 | Or we can see a marriage counselor. | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
891 | We don't have to take the picture now. We could wait until later. It's up to you. | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
892 | That's the last time I clean the gutters. | 1.2870 | 0.05589 | 108 | 84 | 17 | 7 |
893 | This is exactly what my mother said would happen | 1.2870 | 0.05589 | 108 | 84 | 17 | 7 |
894 | More balls, more chance to win. It's a male thing. | 1.2870 | 0.05057 | 115 | 87 | 23 | 5 |
895 | The lawyer said a 7-10 split. | 1.2870 | 0.05491 | 115 | 90 | 17 | 8 |
896 | I've gotta stop bringing my work home with me. | 1.2870 | 0.05491 | 115 | 90 | 17 | 8 |
897 | Well,we always wanted a spare room. | 1.2870 | 0.05206 | 115 | 88 | 21 | 6 |
898 | So the game is called Twister Bowling, and here’s how it works . . . | 1.2870 | 0.05057 | 115 | 87 | 23 | 5 |
899 | I have an addiction okay? You can’t expect me to stop cold turkey | 1.2869 | 0.04725 | 122 | 91 | 27 | 4 |
900 | I guess it's better than pins and needles. | 1.2868 | 0.04822 | 129 | 98 | 25 | 6 |
901 | Well the ad said it had a spare room | 1.2868 | 0.05185 | 129 | 101 | 19 | 9 |
902 | I just got out of the gutter. | 1.2857 | 0.06110 | 91 | 71 | 14 | 6 |
903 | ...and then I said "Just what ARE the perks of being a pinsetter?" | 1.2857 | 0.05855 | 105 | 83 | 14 | 8 |
904 | I live downstairs | 1.2857 | 0.05083 | 119 | 91 | 22 | 6 |
905 | It said "Buy 1 Get 1 Free" | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 105 | 82 | 16 | 7 |
906 | They asked us not to split | 1.2857 | 0.05083 | 119 | 91 | 22 | 6 |
907 | I mean, it is furnished. | 1.2857 | 0.05533 | 105 | 81 | 18 | 6 |
908 | Before you say anything, it was "Amazon's Deal for the Day" (and we received Free Shipping with Prime Membership | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
909 | I swear it's not what it looks like. | 1.2857 | 0.04795 | 119 | 89 | 26 | 4 |
910 | So I throw it, and you hit it, okay? | 1.2857 | 0.06323 | 98 | 79 | 10 | 9 |
911 | Rock, paper, scissors is old school. | 1.2857 | 0.05533 | 105 | 81 | 18 | 6 |
912 | I find regular bowling too restrictive. | 1.2857 | 0.05083 | 119 | 91 | 22 | 6 |
913 | I think there must be some problem with our wedding gift registry. | 1.2857 | 0.05222 | 119 | 92 | 20 | 7 |
914 | Let's face the possibility that after two years of staying home for the pandemic, we may have forgotten how to play this. | 1.2857 | 0.05222 | 119 | 92 | 20 | 7 |
915 | Is this or is this not the spare room? | 1.2846 | 0.05101 | 123 | 95 | 21 | 7 |
916 | It strikes me that we may not need so many spares | 1.2846 | 0.05101 | 123 | 95 | 21 | 7 |
917 | See, this is what happens when you've got too many balls in the air. | 1.2845 | 0.04711 | 116 | 86 | 27 | 3 |
918 | When we agreed to fight fairly, I didn’t visualize this. | 1.2845 | 0.04711 | 116 | 86 | 27 | 3 |
919 | You think you have balls? | 1.2844 | 0.04716 | 109 | 80 | 27 | 2 |
920 | You told me you were bored of your Peloton. | 1.2844 | 0.05229 | 109 | 83 | 21 | 5 |
921 | Maybe we should hire a party planner next time & just stay in our lanes. | 1.2844 | 0.05389 | 109 | 84 | 19 | 6 |
922 | I think we should see other people. | 1.2843 | 0.05639 | 102 | 79 | 17 | 6 |
923 | We need to talk. | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
924 | You never like any of my hobbies. | 1.2832 | 0.05102 | 113 | 86 | 22 | 5 |
925 | Bob Feinstein called again and said "spare him" then laughed maniacally before hanging up | 1.2832 | 0.05254 | 113 | 87 | 20 | 6 |
926 | No, you're thinking of croquet | 1.2832 | 0.05254 | 113 | 87 | 20 | 6 |
927 | I don't want say 'I told you so' but clearly this neighbor above us literally WAS bowling in his living room! | 1.2832 | 0.04944 | 113 | 85 | 24 | 4 |
928 | You must admit, it’s striking. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
929 | I wondered what you meant when you said you wanted to play pinball! | 1.2830 | 0.04972 | 106 | 79 | 24 | 3 |
930 | The video game was better | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
931 | Don’t tell me you forgot your shoes again. | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
932 | Give me two weeks to try to line up a show at MoMA and I'll put the furniture back. | 1.2828 | 0.05568 | 99 | 76 | 18 | 5 |
933 | Sorry babe, you’re the seven and I’m the ten. It’s time to split. | 1.2828 | 0.05750 | 99 | 77 | 16 | 6 |
934 | You're a weird kind of klepto huh? | 1.2828 | 0.05927 | 99 | 78 | 14 | 7 |
935 | This was Strike Number three, Jonathan | 1.2826 | 0.05038 | 138 | 109 | 19 | 10 |
936 | 'They said they were on strike, and spare no one." | 1.2824 | 0.05228 | 131 | 104 | 17 | 10 |
937 | It's a bowling alley starter kit. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
938 | I'll bring them down to the alley. | 1.2823 | 0.05065 | 124 | 96 | 21 | 7 |
939 | The movers went on strike. | 1.2819 | 0.04373 | 149 | 113 | 30 | 6 |
940 | You said that you didn't want me to go out bowling anymore, so, here we are... | 1.2818 | 0.04680 | 110 | 81 | 27 | 2 |
941 | I say that’s the last time we rent this place out on Airbnb. | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
942 | Remember , I am the one with the balls in the family ! | 1.2818 | 0.05500 | 110 | 86 | 17 | 7 |
943 | No, the downstairs neighbor won’t notice | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
944 | I meant sewing pins, you idiot! | 1.2816 | 0.05758 | 103 | 81 | 15 | 7 |
945 | Are you sure this is how to play pinball? | 1.2812 | 0.05427 | 128 | 103 | 14 | 11 |
946 | The marriage counselor said we only needed to work on juggling home and office. | 1.2812 | 0.04953 | 128 | 99 | 22 | 7 |
947 | I swear this is the last of my Covid hobbies. | 1.2812 | 0.06052 | 96 | 76 | 13 | 7 |
948 | This is nothing... You should see my collection of vintage VHS tapes and DVDs. | 1.2810 | 0.04727 | 121 | 91 | 26 | 4 |
949 | WHAT DO WE DO NEXT? | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
950 | No, we agreed I would bring 5 pins and 9 balls and YOU would bring 5 pins and a credenza. | 1.2807 | 0.05214 | 114 | 88 | 20 | 6 |
951 | This looks like it’s right up your alley. | 1.2807 | 0.05361 | 114 | 89 | 18 | 7 |
952 | The agreement is, we host a few bowling tourneys a month for a fantastic discount on the rent! | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
953 | I don’t think this “work from home” bowling alley is going to work. | 1.2804 | 0.05908 | 107 | 86 | 12 | 9 |
954 | I'm trying "work from home," but my job is at a bowling alley. | 1.2800 | 0.04835 | 150 | 119 | 20 | 11 |
955 | Pandemic is almost over honey! | 1.2800 | 0.05700 | 100 | 78 | 16 | 6 |
956 | Now I see what you mean, a bowling theme party isn’t as cool as I thought | 1.2800 | 0.04899 | 125 | 96 | 23 | 6 |
957 | I couldn’t just leave them in the alley. | 1.2800 | 0.04940 | 100 | 74 | 24 | 2 |
958 | Same as billiards, remember? | 1.2796 | 0.06185 | 93 | 74 | 12 | 7 |
959 | Are you sure this is the way Japanese gardens are made? | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
960 | Listen all I'm asking is can you spare a strike! | 1.2794 | 0.04861 | 136 | 106 | 22 | 8 |
961 | Maybe we could use them as party favors. | 1.2793 | 0.05303 | 111 | 86 | 19 | 6 |
962 | I was excited when the listing said the place came with a spare room. Not so much anymore. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
963 | Out of your league? | 1.2787 | 0.04836 | 122 | 93 | 24 | 5 |
964 | When the realtor said pinhouse,I thought he said the penthouse with a ballroom. | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
965 | We’re gonna need a spare bedroom. | 1.2783 | 0.05174 | 115 | 89 | 20 | 6 |
966 | You set ‘em up, I knock ‘em down | 1.2783 | 0.04546 | 115 | 85 | 28 | 2 |
967 | I'm thinking maybe we should read the instructions. | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
968 | I like to think outside the lane. | 1.2778 | 0.05247 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
969 | When I said rob the bowling alley I meant the cash register. | 1.2778 | 0.06326 | 90 | 72 | 11 | 7 |
970 | Maybe we should look at the instructions? | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
971 | I like the idea of pins and balls but honestly there has to be a better idea of organizing it. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
972 | I appreciate your open frame of mind on this new business venture | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
973 | They said “alley not included”. | 1.2773 | 0.05327 | 119 | 94 | 17 | 8 |
974 | The building manager said anything left in the alley is up for grabs. | 1.2772 | 0.05097 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 3 |
975 | Be careful with that in this building. You can hear a pin drop. | 1.2772 | 0.05650 | 101 | 79 | 16 | 6 |
976 | My boss says I can work from home as long as I don't split. | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
977 | I like the odds. | 1.2772 | 0.05650 | 101 | 79 | 16 | 6 |
978 | I guess we could put them in the spare room. | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
979 | I see you finally got around to reading Feng shui for dummies…” | 1.2768 | 0.05262 | 112 | 87 | 19 | 6 |
980 | What is it with men? My last boyfriend had a Star Wars collection. | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
981 | I never thought we’d split like this. | 1.2766 | 0.06126 | 94 | 75 | 12 | 7 |
982 | OK, I’ll clean up if you’ll just unglue my fingers | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
983 | We're staging a room, not a tournament. | 1.2764 | 0.05452 | 123 | 99 | 14 | 10 |
984 | I feel like we're trapped in a sexually fraught subtext. | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
985 | Bill from the first floor says he can’t sleep because he’s feeling down in the gutter. | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
986 | I’m not sure where that one goes. | 1.2759 | 0.06476 | 87 | 70 | 10 | 7 |
987 | I knew something was going on when I found another man's shoes in our house! | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
988 | Let’s try it in the hall. | 1.2756 | 0.04959 | 127 | 99 | 21 | 7 |
989 | This just wasn’t what I had in mind for the spare room. | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
990 | All you need to do is sell two balls and one pin per month. You can be your own boss! | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
991 | White people in ny are crazy, look at these gifts | 1.2755 | 0.05942 | 98 | 78 | 13 | 7 |
992 | Are you sure there weren’t any instructions? | 1.2752 | 0.05354 | 109 | 85 | 18 | 6 |
993 | I think the neighbours hate us. | 1.2752 | 0.05810 | 109 | 88 | 12 | 9 |
994 | No, I love them. I’m just a little worried about the Rumba. | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
995 | Your binge shopping must stop | 1.2747 | 0.06066 | 91 | 72 | 13 | 6 |
996 | This isn’t what I was expecting when you said you were going on strike. | 1.2747 | 0.06066 | 91 | 72 | 13 | 6 |
997 | I sure hope the bowling alley will reopen soon! | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
998 | Where are we going with all this? | 1.2743 | 0.04745 | 113 | 85 | 25 | 3 |
999 | Renewing in the unit above the tap-dancer was frickin' genius. The time: revenge o'clock. | 1.2743 | 0.05221 | 113 | 88 | 19 | 6 |
1000 | Maybe joining the gym was a better idea after all | 1.2743 | 0.05067 | 113 | 87 | 21 | 5 |
1001 | I'm thinking of quitting at the bowling alley. Work from home has been awful. | 1.2738 | 0.05449 | 84 | 63 | 19 | 2 |
1002 | And still the cat got through? | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
1003 | Remind me again why immersion bowling seemed like a good idea for us? | 1.2737 | 0.05881 | 95 | 75 | 14 | 6 |
1004 | So what if they were on sale? | 1.2737 | 0.05881 | 95 | 75 | 14 | 6 |
1005 | What do you mean the pins don’t social distance? | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
1006 | You gotta love Amazon Prime. | 1.2736 | 0.05110 | 106 | 81 | 21 | 4 |
1007 | It’s time for me to split. | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
1008 | Hmm. Why do I think our relationship is in the gutter? | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
1009 | You have to admit, it’s better than rats. | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
1010 | As you can see, this can be used as a spare room | 1.2727 | 0.05311 | 110 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
1011 | Splitting would be terrible! | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
1012 | It was either this or a putting green. | 1.2727 | 0.05710 | 99 | 78 | 15 | 6 |
1013 | That's it. No more IKEA bowling lanes. | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
1014 | I’m telling you this is not pinball! | 1.2727 | 0.05710 | 99 | 78 | 15 | 6 |
1015 | This will make them think we don't want furniture. | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
1016 | How do I win again? | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
1017 | My bowling buddies kept telling me to pick up spares. | 1.2727 | 0.04817 | 110 | 83 | 24 | 3 |
1018 | Once we learn how ,we will be a greatest juggling act ever! | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
1019 | Okay, now try picking up another spare. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1020 | I think we need more spare space. | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
1021 | What’s black an white and rolled all over? | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1022 | Whaddya mean, phallic symbolism? | 1.2717 | 0.06007 | 92 | 73 | 13 | 6 |
1023 | Why have a bowling alley when you can have a bowling studio? | 1.2717 | 0.05150 | 92 | 69 | 21 | 2 |
1024 | I collect bowling balls to keep my mind out of the gutter. | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
1025 | Well, I'm not bowled over | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
1026 | They're asking a perfect 300 per week. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
1027 | No strikes this time, but I managed to get a few spares. | 1.2712 | 0.05058 | 118 | 92 | 20 | 6 |
1028 | You must be my downstairs neighbor. | 1.2710 | 0.05566 | 107 | 85 | 15 | 7 |
1029 | Our downstairs neighbors may have a point. | 1.2710 | 0.05069 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
1030 | So, is this what you thought I was doing upstairs? | 1.2710 | 0.05069 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
1031 | So you're that kind of neighbor, huh? | 1.2710 | 0.05069 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
1032 | The Groupon made it sound more like lessons. | 1.2710 | 0.05069 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
1033 | You're right, we need a bigger place. | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
1034 | Remember, the balls are mine. | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
1035 | You’re right, the little things do build up. | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
1036 | We were only gone for an hour! | 1.2708 | 0.05826 | 96 | 76 | 14 | 6 |
1037 | This is your last strike, Jake | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
1038 | I think it worked better when we kept our stuff separate. | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
1039 | We need to set some ground rules. | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
1040 | I’m on strike | 1.2706 | 0.06348 | 85 | 68 | 11 | 6 |
1041 | Getting a hobby has completely cured my ADHD. | 1.2705 | 0.04661 | 122 | 93 | 25 | 4 |
1042 | I'm trying out all the models before I choose one. | 1.2703 | 0.04779 | 111 | 84 | 24 | 3 |
1043 | I’m going on strike. | 1.2703 | 0.05422 | 111 | 88 | 16 | 7 |
1044 | I told you Zoom bowling class was gonna be weird. | 1.2703 | 0.05111 | 111 | 86 | 20 | 5 |
1045 | The bowling alley upstairs really needs to patch up that hole. | 1.2703 | 0.05111 | 111 | 86 | 20 | 5 |
1046 | This is my Spare room. | 1.2700 | 0.06006 | 100 | 81 | 11 | 8 |
1047 | A big spider on my back ? | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 79 | 15 | 6 |
1048 | It’s still the best way to break a lease. | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 79 | 15 | 6 |
1049 | I'm not sure they really tie the room together. Maybe we should have just gone for a rug. | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 79 | 15 | 6 |
1050 | Stop watering them | 1.2700 | 0.05835 | 100 | 80 | 13 | 7 |
1051 | Me thinks, we are hoarders! | 1.2697 | 0.06543 | 89 | 73 | 8 | 8 |
1052 | On second thought, building a bowling lane in our apartment might bother the other tenants.” Jeffrey Manly Toronto, Ont | 1.2697 | 0.05929 | 89 | 70 | 14 | 5 |
1053 | I keep forgetting to unsubscribe. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
1054 | Now I know why we got the apartment at the end of the alley so cheap. | 1.2692 | 0.05834 | 104 | 84 | 12 | 8 |
1055 | This apartment just isn't up my alley. | 1.2689 | 0.05161 | 119 | 94 | 18 | 7 |
1056 | Please don't strike, spare me. | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
1057 | Well, it was a messy divorce. My ex got the furniture and the bowling alley. I had to settle for this. | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
1058 | You told me to get a pair! | 1.2688 | 0.05949 | 93 | 74 | 13 | 6 |
1059 | We’re certainly getting full use of the spare room. | 1.2687 | 0.04637 | 134 | 104 | 24 | 6 |
1060 | Okay, hand me that pin so I can explain the Out-of-Network coverage pre-authorization process system one more time. | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
1061 | I just think they're neat. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
1062 | I disagree, I think the neighbors are the ones being inconsiderate. | 1.2680 | 0.05773 | 97 | 77 | 14 | 6 |
1063 | What do you mean, you’re going to split? | 1.2680 | 0.05773 | 97 | 77 | 14 | 6 |
1064 | Well, you did tell me to get some balls. | 1.2680 | 0.05773 | 97 | 77 | 14 | 6 |
1065 | I’m thinking about taking up golf. | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
1066 | You see a failure in business. I see a future in art. | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
1067 | I never know what to do with the spare bedroom. | 1.2680 | 0.04973 | 97 | 73 | 22 | 2 |
1068 | Oh, spare me. I knew you'd try to pin this on me. | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
1069 | The interior designer really meant avant garde, huh? | 1.2679 | 0.04743 | 112 | 85 | 24 | 3 |
1070 | You wouldn’t believe the deal I got! | 1.2674 | 0.06282 | 86 | 69 | 11 | 6 |
1071 | I thought this would set the mood for the dinner I have been cooking. | 1.2674 | 0.05341 | 86 | 65 | 19 | 2 |
1072 | Before you hit me over the head with that, allow me to explain. | 1.2673 | 0.05052 | 101 | 77 | 21 | 3 |
1073 | They call it pay in kind. | 1.2673 | 0.04852 | 101 | 76 | 23 | 2 |
1074 | They didn't have any roses left. | 1.2673 | 0.05430 | 101 | 79 | 17 | 5 |
1075 | I knew it, this is what the upstairs neighbors do all day | 1.2672 | 0.05246 | 116 | 92 | 17 | 7 |
1076 | Not the strike I envisioned | 1.2672 | 0.05101 | 116 | 91 | 19 | 6 |
1077 | Spare me your excuses. | 1.2667 | 0.05122 | 120 | 95 | 18 | 7 |
1078 | We should have started with tennis balls. | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
1079 | They are all going on strike. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
1080 | At Brunswick, we're still working from home! | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
1081 | I think this is a split. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
1082 | The neighbors claim the floors are thin enough to hear a pin drop. | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
1083 | There's no easy way to picking up spares. | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
1084 | Amazon said, “don’t send them back”. | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1085 | I think we're finally ready to have children. | 1.2661 | 0.04596 | 124 | 95 | 25 | 4 |
1086 | Maybe I should have stayed in my lane. | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
1087 | I always wanted a place with a spare room. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
1088 | I lost the instructions from IKEA. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
1089 | This is progress. All we need now is an alley. | 1.2657 | 0.04650 | 143 | 113 | 22 | 8 |
1090 | The bowling league is on strike. | 1.2652 | 0.04416 | 132 | 101 | 27 | 4 |
1091 | Klepto what! | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
1092 | OK, I'll do the dishes. | 1.2650 | 0.05063 | 117 | 92 | 19 | 6 |
1093 | Let’s never split! | 1.2650 | 0.05346 | 117 | 94 | 15 | 8 |
1094 | When you see every problem as a bowling pin then you want a lot of bowling balls. | 1.2650 | 0.04915 | 117 | 91 | 21 | 5 |
1095 | It started out with one ball and a few pins. I am not sure how this happened. | 1.2650 | 0.05063 | 117 | 92 | 19 | 6 |
1096 | I really want to stay in my lane. | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
1097 | This isn't what I mean when I said we should "strike" | 1.2647 | 0.05561 | 102 | 81 | 15 | 6 |
1098 | The other room is full of baseball and bats. | 1.2647 | 0.05561 | 102 | 81 | 15 | 6 |
1099 | I didn’t think about the downstairs neighbors when I planned this date night in | 1.2647 | 0.04812 | 102 | 77 | 23 | 2 |
1100 | Don't worry, our downstairs neighbors can't hear a pin drop. | 1.2645 | 0.04806 | 121 | 94 | 22 | 5 |
1101 | I thought you said you had the alley. | 1.2644 | 0.06217 | 87 | 70 | 11 | 6 |
1102 | I guess we should probably get rid of our at home bowling set now that Covid numbers have dropped. | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
1103 | I mainly collect spares — I just hate the feeling of striking out. | 1.2642 | 0.04702 | 106 | 80 | 24 | 2 |
1104 | They just looked so lonely. | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
1105 | Ngl when you told me you were kinky I had something else in mind | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
1106 | Choose your weapon | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
1107 | The neighbors thought we were moving furniture for some reason… | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1108 | Well, at least we have spares | 1.2627 | 0.04878 | 118 | 92 | 21 | 5 |
1109 | They help ground me after a busy day. | 1.2626 | 0.05668 | 99 | 79 | 14 | 6 |
1110 | I think it's time to test their free return policy. | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
1111 | I just know there’s something missing. | 1.2621 | 0.05682 | 103 | 83 | 13 | 7 |
1112 | But you seemed so happy to be moving into a house with a spare room. | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
1113 | I had a different pinball in mind | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
1114 | Five-pin would have been less complicated. | 1.2621 | 0.04772 | 103 | 78 | 23 | 2 |
1115 | I love the view, but the neighbors are terrible whiners. | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
1116 | Admitting is the first step." | 1.2621 | 0.05682 | 103 | 83 | 13 | 7 |
1117 | What do you mean, I don’t bowl you over? | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
1118 | We should have labelled the boxes. | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
1119 | Maybe it would be a game if we placed the balls in a triangle and threw the pins at them? | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
1120 | So, this looked better on Pinterest. | 1.2617 | 0.04849 | 107 | 82 | 22 | 3 |
1121 | I told you to GROW a pair of balls! | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
1122 | Maybe it’s safe to go back to the bowling alley. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1123 | I know what you’re thinking, but just wait until someone tries to break in. | 1.2614 | 0.04980 | 88 | 66 | 21 | 1 |
1124 | Let's get this place unfurnished. | 1.2614 | 0.06362 | 88 | 72 | 9 | 7 |
1125 | I prefer bowling alone. | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
1126 | This could be a great spare room. | 1.2613 | 0.05386 | 111 | 89 | 15 | 7 |
1127 | Let’s not argue over this split | 1.2613 | 0.05386 | 111 | 89 | 15 | 7 |
1128 | We can't do this without the proper shoes. | 1.2609 | 0.05960 | 92 | 74 | 12 | 6 |
1129 | I'm just waiting for the shoes. | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
1130 | Easy, It's alley Feng Shui | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
1131 | You're trying to tell me that you want a split, aren't you? | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1132 | Let’s just call it an even split | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1133 | All us employees decided to strike from home today. | 1.2604 | 0.05782 | 96 | 77 | 13 | 6 |
1134 | I have more balls than you have pins. | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
1135 | What do you mean you want to split? | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
1136 | Now let’s try some roll reversal. | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
1137 | I forget how to play but I think I’m ahead! | 1.2596 | 0.05291 | 104 | 82 | 17 | 5 |
1138 | Let’s face it, the at-home version of this game isn’t as fun as advertised. | 1.2596 | 0.05465 | 104 | 83 | 15 | 6 |
1139 | Are you trying to tell me these aren’t kettle bells? | 1.2596 | 0.05112 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
1140 | It did say alley adjacent. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
1141 | I don't know how to tell you this, but my fantasy was actually about Anne Boleyn, not having a bowl-in. | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
1142 | Bumper Crop! | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
1143 | Are we sure this is how it’s played? | 1.2588 | 0.06296 | 85 | 69 | 10 | 6 |
1144 | This way we don’t have to rent the shoes | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
1145 | I found these out front in the gutter." | 1.2586 | 0.05066 | 116 | 92 | 18 | 6 |
1146 | We should've stayed in our lane. | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
1147 | Are we missing something? | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
1148 | What balls? | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
1149 | It's the age-old question - balls or pins? | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
1150 | Not everything can be done over Zoom, honey. | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
1151 | Yes we're complementary but I'm actually not so sure we should live together. | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
1152 | I wanted a more even playing field | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
1153 | They came as a set | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
1154 | Next time she visits, your mother is staying in a hotel, period. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
1155 | It still seems working class. | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
1156 | Im calling it my 'pindemic'. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
1157 | I think it’s obvious we know nothing about baseball. | 1.2581 | 0.06286 | 93 | 77 | 8 | 8 |
1158 | You always forget your PIN. | 1.2581 | 0.05902 | 93 | 75 | 12 | 6 |
1159 | I had to. They were asking $1 a ball and $.75 a pin. Now all we need is an alley and a pinsetter. | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
1160 | It’s half off if you build the lanes yourself | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
1161 | I'm thinking there's no scenario here where this ends with a funny punchline. | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
1162 | No worries; computer games won’t last forever. | 1.2577 | 0.04922 | 97 | 74 | 21 | 2 |
1163 | A "pin-ball blizzard." | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
1164 | It's harder to get a strike or a spare, but the good news is... no gutter balls. | 1.2577 | 0.04698 | 97 | 73 | 23 | 1 |
1165 | I forgot how to keep score. | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
1166 | We only knocked down one pin? Covid home bowling is a lot harder than I thought. | 1.2574 | 0.05387 | 101 | 80 | 16 | 5 |
1167 | Yeah, I guess they don't really go together -- looting and marijuana. | 1.2574 | 0.05743 | 101 | 82 | 12 | 7 |
1168 | I don’t know about you, but I’m tripping balls. | 1.2574 | 0.05743 | 101 | 82 | 12 | 7 |
1169 | Not what I thought you meant when you said you were on strike. | 1.2574 | 0.04804 | 101 | 77 | 22 | 2 |
1170 | I thought you were in a bowling club, not a bowling-pin-and-ball-of-the-month club. | 1.2571 | 0.05418 | 105 | 84 | 15 | 6 |
1171 | When you said you lived in an alley, I pictured something very different. | 1.2571 | 0.05418 | 105 | 84 | 15 | 6 |
1172 | Ally hoop! | 1.2571 | 0.05418 | 105 | 84 | 15 | 6 |
1173 | And here, we can observe the species, Upstairs Neighbors, in their natural habitat.” | 1.2571 | 0.05246 | 105 | 83 | 17 | 5 |
1174 | I'm not the one who dropped the ball. | 1.2571 | 0.05746 | 105 | 86 | 11 | 8 |
1175 | No, I guess Pandemic Bowling isn't going to be a "thing." | 1.2571 | 0.04694 | 105 | 80 | 23 | 2 |
1176 | Couples therapy is weird. | 1.2571 | 0.04885 | 105 | 81 | 21 | 3 |
1177 | I know you wanted to be inclusive and fair but I believe the pins have to go as a group to far end of the room...the balls stay here with me. | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
1178 | Two balls beat one club!! | 1.2568 | 0.05463 | 74 | 56 | 17 | 1 |
1179 | Let’s get a dog! | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
1180 | This was what I had to do during the pandemic when the bowling alley was closed. | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
1181 | It's better than watching the sourdough starter. | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
1182 | Yes I know, it's a strange thing to hoard | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
1183 | I can't remember where I put the instructions. | 1.2558 | 0.05013 | 86 | 65 | 20 | 1 |
1184 | Is this your way of telling me your tired of Wordle? | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
1185 | I'm trying to get organized. | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
1186 | I guess I accidentally clicked “Subscribe and Save.” | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
1187 | Because I'm the pin ball wizard | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
1188 | Well I guess this is one way to be sure there’s no excessive drinking at the party. | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
1189 | They say they're going to strike and have no time to spare. | 1.2556 | 0.04886 | 90 | 68 | 21 | 1 |
1190 | O no, all of that violent throwing and striking was too unhealthy. Now we partner them up for team-building exercises. | 1.2556 | 0.06030 | 90 | 73 | 11 | 6 |
1191 | Yes... I watched "The Big Lebowski" again" | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
1192 | As you can see, I keep a few spares. | 1.2553 | 0.05846 | 94 | 76 | 12 | 6 |
1193 | They did say the apartment was on a nice lane. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
1194 | I really miss the shoes. | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
1195 | We're living in the gutter. | 1.2551 | 0.05858 | 98 | 80 | 11 | 7 |
1196 | This time let's invite the neighbors to attend the class too. | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
1197 | Try again. You nearly hit one that time. | 1.2547 | 0.05697 | 106 | 87 | 11 | 8 |
1198 | I was never good with boundaries. | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
1199 | Fine, telebowling from home isn't quite the same thing. | 1.2544 | 0.04955 | 114 | 90 | 19 | 5 |
1200 | Is there room for shotputs? | 1.2542 | 0.04990 | 118 | 94 | 18 | 6 |
1201 | They could all be Wilson | 1.2540 | 0.04638 | 126 | 99 | 22 | 5 |
1202 | Babe, I just want to make sure we're both totally communicating clearly and both giving enthusiastic consent. You're definitely turned on by incorporating bowling equipment into our love life? | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
1203 | There are a few more in the car. | 1.2535 | 0.05573 | 71 | 54 | 16 | 1 |
1204 | I’m sure this is obvious but we’ll want to set the pins up opposite the glass | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
1205 | I bought the place, but the shoes are rented. | 1.2533 | 0.06601 | 75 | 61 | 9 | 5 |
1206 | The indoor putting green was probably a better choice. | 1.2533 | 0.05400 | 75 | 57 | 17 | 1 |
1207 | So, where did you want to put the couch? | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
1208 | You said furnish the spare room. | 1.2532 | 0.06361 | 79 | 64 | 10 | 5 |
1209 | I thought YOU had the directions! | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
1210 | Um, no…. The point is to hit the pins with the balls, not to hit the balls with the pin. Let’s just start there. | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
1211 | I miss regular yoga…. | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
1212 | The realtor suggested we stage the apartment, not a tournament. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
1213 | we forgot bowling shoes. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
1214 | They did say "some assembly required." | 1.2529 | 0.06165 | 87 | 71 | 10 | 6 |
1215 | How did we NOT break the window? | 1.2527 | 0.04840 | 91 | 69 | 21 | 1 |
1216 | Open the bedroom door. This can still work. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1217 | I think you misunderstood me when I said I live to play pinball. | 1.2527 | 0.05970 | 91 | 74 | 11 | 6 |
1218 | Stay in my own lane? What lane? | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1219 | Most of them are cake. | 1.2527 | 0.05970 | 91 | 74 | 11 | 6 |
1220 | I love being an adult. | 1.2527 | 0.06171 | 91 | 75 | 9 | 7 |
1221 | No, I can’t stay in my lane. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
1222 | Now that covid's over, I thought it'd be nice to meet the neighbors. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1223 | I don't think I understand some of the nuances of this game. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1224 | I think you’re juggling too many things | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1225 | I was going for a ‘You bowl me over’ metaphor | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
1226 | I hate having to rent shoes in my own home. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1227 | I still don't get why we needed special shoes for this. | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
1228 | Now we're even! | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1229 | The Amazon guy just kept saying ‘another big box for a Mr. Lebowski.’ | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1230 | I'm planning to strike out on my own now. | 1.2524 | 0.05470 | 103 | 83 | 14 | 6 |
1231 | We bought the wrong kind of “pin-ball machine”. | 1.2523 | 0.05327 | 107 | 86 | 15 | 6 |
1232 | What do you mean this isn't the way to play pinball? | 1.2523 | 0.05194 | 111 | 89 | 16 | 6 |
1233 | I superglued my fingers in here so I’d stop itching my rash. | 1.2523 | 0.05647 | 111 | 92 | 10 | 9 |
1234 | I asked for polling bins. | 1.2522 | 0.05362 | 115 | 94 | 13 | 8 |
1235 | Well, how many purses does one woman need? | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
1236 | Ten pins and one ball, dingus! | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
1237 | They said an alley was included. | 1.2520 | 0.04978 | 123 | 99 | 17 | 7 |
1238 | Maybe we should read the instructions again. | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
1239 | No, I said 'get me a bag of Skittles' | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
1240 | What can I say I’m a kleptomaniac who works at a bowling alley. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
1241 | Told you I was a pinhead. | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
1242 | ...It is an indoor game...no ?? | 1.2500 | 0.06780 | 72 | 59 | 8 | 5 |
1243 | Shall I bowl you over or do you want to pin me? | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
1244 | You know how hard it is to get an affordable apartment in New York? You better set 'em up. | 1.2500 | 0.04911 | 96 | 74 | 20 | 2 |
1245 | Hmm...I guess you win ! | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
1246 | So, what would you like to do on our second date? | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
1247 | You don’t need to threaten me with that just because I said "look at my big, heavy balls.’ | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
1248 | Well, now we can list it with a spare bedroom. | 1.2500 | 0.05735 | 96 | 78 | 12 | 6 |
1249 | You really think you’re a-symptomatic? | 1.2500 | 0.05735 | 96 | 78 | 12 | 6 |
1250 | I said I liked Pinball, not pins and balls. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
1251 | All we need is an alley and we're in business. | 1.2500 | 0.05283 | 108 | 87 | 15 | 6 |
1252 | I guess we'd better put a league together. | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
1253 | No more games from Ikea. | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
1254 | What's Autofill? | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
1255 | Now let’s give that music blasting jerk downstairs a taste of his own medicine . | 1.2500 | 0.04683 | 96 | 73 | 22 | 1 |
1256 | The union rep said we hadda strike from home! | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
1257 | I’d like to stage the open house like a more expensive property. Indoor bowling can add substantially to a sales price. | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
1258 | I have been saving for a bowling alley. | 1.2500 | 0.04766 | 108 | 84 | 21 | 3 |
1259 | You are right. Picklebowling will never be a thing. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
1260 | They advertised an alley. | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
1261 | I'm re-imagining my life. | 1.2500 | 0.06485 | 72 | 58 | 10 | 4 |
1262 | Next time we practice, let's go to a bowling alley. | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
1263 | The flat next door, with mouse traps and ping pong balls, is $100 a month less. | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
1264 | I've switched to a bidet, that's how. | 1.2500 | 0.06536 | 80 | 66 | 8 | 6 |
1265 | I've just invented this game. It's called Pinbowl. | 1.2500 | 0.04944 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
1266 | We can put the rest in the spare room. | 1.2500 | 0.05923 | 96 | 79 | 10 | 7 |
1267 | What sorority are you pledging? | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
1268 | I think it's time you either drop out of the league or get treated for your kleptomania. | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
1269 | I don't understand. You want to call off the wedding? | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
1270 | I agree it's very interesting, but I still think that chairs would be more comfortable. | 1.2500 | 0.05116 | 108 | 86 | 17 | 5 |
1271 | At least I got free shipping. | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
1272 | This might not be our best investment against inflation. | 1.2500 | 0.06101 | 88 | 72 | 10 | 6 |
1273 | I thought you'd liked my goatee. | 1.2500 | 0.05735 | 96 | 78 | 12 | 6 |
1274 | You never appreciate the nuance of my art installations. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
1275 | Did I mention my mother is coming over today? | 1.2500 | 0.04944 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
1276 | I got an idea for the spare bedroom. | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1277 | They followed me home! | 1.2478 | 0.04792 | 113 | 89 | 20 | 4 |
1278 | I think we need an alley. | 1.2478 | 0.04624 | 113 | 88 | 22 | 3 |
1279 | because you make me feel emasculated | 1.2478 | 0.04954 | 113 | 90 | 18 | 5 |
1280 | Spare me the explanation darling. | 1.2478 | 0.05263 | 113 | 92 | 14 | 7 |
1281 | It's time we met up with someone in a dark alley. | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
1282 | I'm calling IKEA again. | 1.2477 | 0.05239 | 109 | 88 | 15 | 6 |
1283 | I knew when we met that you were out of my league. | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1284 | Should we invite the downstairs neighbors? | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
1285 | I'm trying to make the 7 - 10 split. | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1286 | My therapist says I need to stop trying to build myself up by knocking things down. | 1.2476 | 0.04645 | 105 | 81 | 22 | 2 |
1287 | This virtual bowling is for the birds. | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
1288 | Your Pin, my two balls. Is that love? | 1.2475 | 0.05523 | 101 | 82 | 13 | 6 |
1289 | I knew that living under a bowling alley would be noisy but I wasn't ready for this! | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
1290 | We have to stop watching "The Big Lebowski" | 1.2475 | 0.05341 | 101 | 81 | 15 | 5 |
1291 | So you're telling me, you are the pin/ball wizard? | 1.2475 | 0.04956 | 101 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
1292 | I coach synchronized bowling.” | 1.2475 | 0.05523 | 101 | 82 | 13 | 6 |
1293 | We seem to have reached an impasse. | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
1294 | Be reasonable. If I tidied the spare room, then this cartoon would just be an open frame. | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
1295 | If this is the spare bedroom, I don’t want to think about what’s in the man cave. | 1.2474 | 0.05868 | 97 | 80 | 10 | 7 |
1296 | OK! What's the next step? | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1297 | You are right, we probably should have started with a lane. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1298 | Baby, I don't like that look in your eye. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1299 | Sorry, the pinsetter broke. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1300 | I am recreating the original function and layout of Stonehenge. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1301 | You play tenpins your way; I’ll play it mine. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1302 | Maybe we should read the manual. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1303 | What? I thought we could use a spare. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1304 | I know how hard we tried, but I've decided to take up golfing. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1305 | Upstairs neighbours starterpack | 1.2473 | 0.06049 | 93 | 77 | 9 | 7 |
1306 | 'Ok... But you do see how "balls and pins" sounds a lot like bobby pins' | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
1307 | I've got to stop winning these bowling tournaments. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
1308 | You think they can hear us? | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
1309 | i told them to turn the music down. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
1310 | I don’t think those are the right kind of shoes | 1.2471 | 0.04995 | 85 | 65 | 19 | 1 |
1311 | I think we're doing this wrong! | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
1312 | I thought it was a tube of hand lotion, not glue! | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
1313 | Dean miscalculated the preparation needed for the seminar on Bowling Pin Strategy | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
1314 | I appreciate the gesture, but I don't think you understood what I meant when I said I like to play pinball. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
1315 | Not only is this not up our alley, we don’t have one. | 1.2468 | 0.06445 | 77 | 63 | 9 | 5 |
1316 | Hang on, I read about this once in a math problem. | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
1317 | Is this why you kept asking me for my shoe size? | 1.2468 | 0.05280 | 77 | 59 | 17 | 1 |
1318 | I feel like I’m walking on pins and bowling balls around you. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
1319 | Try not to hit the glass door. | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
1320 | Oh, you said , ‘Grow a pair?’ I thought you told me to ‘Throw a spare.’ | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
1321 | I thought it would be a nice change from binge watching “Game of Thrones” | 1.2466 | 0.06695 | 73 | 60 | 8 | 5 |
1322 | YOU'RE the one hired the designer to create a spare room, so don't pin this on me! | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
1323 | I think the original ratio of balls to pins worked better. | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
1324 | Watch out for the pinsetter. | 1.2460 | 0.04463 | 126 | 99 | 23 | 4 |
1325 | Well, it comes with a spare bedroom. | 1.2458 | 0.04805 | 118 | 94 | 19 | 5 |
1326 | When did we close the bowling alley? | 1.2453 | 0.05330 | 106 | 86 | 14 | 6 |
1327 | There's no room to spare. | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
1328 | This beats living in the gutter. | 1.2453 | 0.05496 | 106 | 87 | 12 | 7 |
1329 | I appreciate your help getting these upstairs... but now I'm not sure where I was heading with this. | 1.2453 | 0.04798 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
1330 | „Have the downstairs neighbors given notice yet? My fingers hurt...“ | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
1331 | If we split the chores, we will both have time to spare. | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
1332 | I hope our downstairs neighbor doesn't mind our new hobby. | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
1333 | They said they were spares! | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
1334 | Be honest…am I a bad bowler? | 1.2449 | 0.05439 | 98 | 79 | 14 | 5 |
1335 | It's an interesting idea, I just don't think this is working. | 1.2449 | 0.04824 | 98 | 76 | 20 | 2 |
1336 | Honey I "bowled the kids" | 1.2449 | 0.05629 | 98 | 80 | 12 | 6 |
1337 | 3-B complained again? It's quieter than the rave we hosted last weekend. | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
1338 | I forgot the pin number | 1.2447 | 0.05796 | 94 | 77 | 11 | 6 |
1339 | Well, that's the last of them. No one can bowl anymore. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
1340 | I'm sure if we look hard enough, we'll find a metaphor for our relationship. | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
1341 | I have no idea. We should ask the cartoonist... | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
1342 | I think Alexa heard me talking about going on strike | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
1343 | You said you needed a spare room. | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
1344 | This is a real game changer. | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
1345 | I didn’t mind working from home but now I’m looking forward to dealing with the bowlers in person again. | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
1346 | Not sure what our marriage counselor expects us to do here... | 1.2442 | 0.06393 | 86 | 72 | 7 | 7 |
1347 | OK, on three . . . | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
1348 | I have a problem | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
1349 | You're getting this all out of proportion. | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
1350 | I'm not sure we're going far enough to annoy the downstairs neighbors... | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
1351 | This certainly seemed like a good idea at the time. | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
1352 | We can put them next to the toilet paper. | 1.2436 | 0.06873 | 78 | 66 | 5 | 7 |
1353 | I think we need an intervention. | 1.2436 | 0.06370 | 78 | 64 | 9 | 5 |
1354 | For some reason, I can't keep my mind out of the gutter. | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
1355 | Let’s call it a Spare and go to lunch. | 1.2432 | 0.04653 | 111 | 87 | 21 | 3 |
1356 | I forgot to spray your shoes. | 1.2430 | 0.04759 | 107 | 84 | 20 | 3 |
1357 | Let’s set up the pins away from the window. | 1.2430 | 0.05285 | 107 | 87 | 14 | 6 |
1358 | That's not what 'pick up a spare' means. | 1.2430 | 0.04759 | 107 | 84 | 20 | 3 |
1359 | I hope they pick a caption soon. These balls are getting heavy | 1.2429 | 0.06881 | 70 | 58 | 7 | 5 |
1360 | I thought you wanted a spare bedroom? | 1.2424 | 0.04561 | 99 | 76 | 22 | 1 |
1361 | Next level rock, paper, scissors. | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
1362 | I'm not sure we got the ratio right. | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
1363 | A lifted pin does not a spare room make. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
1364 | Tell them I'll stop when their baby stops. | 1.2421 | 0.05741 | 95 | 78 | 11 | 6 |
1365 | I'll pitch, you bat. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
1366 | So now we’re suppose to guess which was one is cake. | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
1367 | Sometimes it just feels like we’re at the opposite end of a long, dark alley, and all you want to do is knock me down again. | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
1368 | I call my installation 'yin/yang - pin/bang.' | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
1369 | I have 50 pairs of bowling shoes on order. | 1.2418 | 0.05025 | 91 | 71 | 18 | 2 |
1370 | I don't know, I think we should use one ball, less pins and maybe organize them better? | 1.2418 | 0.05918 | 91 | 75 | 10 | 6 |
1371 | Got any idea where the lane is? | 1.2418 | 0.05025 | 91 | 71 | 18 | 2 |
1372 | I won't leave them lying around. | 1.2418 | 0.05918 | 91 | 75 | 10 | 6 |
1373 | I think a railroad flat would have been a better apartment choice. | 1.2418 | 0.05708 | 91 | 74 | 12 | 5 |
1374 | I read "Back to Work" and "Strike" and got confused. | 1.2417 | 0.05158 | 120 | 99 | 13 | 8 |
1375 | Noise complaints? That's ridiculous. We don't even have a stereo! | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
1376 | But virtual bowling just isn't the same. | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
1377 | What could go wrong? | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
1378 | I swear it looked better on my buddy’s Pinterest. | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
1379 | This doesn’t strike me as feng shui. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
1380 | Will you be the yin to my yang? | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
1381 | I told you the building manager wouldn't let us set up in the hallway." | 1.2414 | 0.04895 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
1382 | I said pinball, Tom. One word. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
1383 | ... so we can practise what it means having kids. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
1384 | You said to “only keep what sparks joy” | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
1385 | I'm sorry, but I take my physics homework very seriously | 1.2414 | 0.04895 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
1386 | This was their final attempt to convince the super to give them the available downstairs unit. | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1387 | The guy told me we could get an even better deal on typewriters. | 1.2410 | 0.06083 | 83 | 68 | 10 | 5 |
1388 | Our ball to pin ratio is way off. | 1.2410 | 0.06083 | 83 | 68 | 10 | 5 |
1389 | I’m tired of bowling alone. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
1390 | If you’d read the prenup, you’d know that I get the balls AND the pins. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
1391 | The listing said it had 'spare' bedroom!!! | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
1392 | You can see now why this martial art is so rarely practiced. | 1.2410 | 0.06083 | 83 | 68 | 10 | 5 |
1393 | The bowling alley said they were on strike and had some to spare. | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
1394 | OK, How do we get OUT of this dream? | 1.2407 | 0.05241 | 108 | 88 | 14 | 6 |
1395 | You go first. | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
1396 | I'm sorry. I just can't focus with those noisy idiots upstairs. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
1397 | Loud music from the neighbours. We'll show them what loud is! | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
1398 | I rescued them from the gutter. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
1399 | I’ve never handled splits very well. | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
1400 | I don't care how many balls you've got, back off! | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
1401 | I guess we'll just have to come up with some rules...or something... | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
1402 | Kettlebells are Russian, so... | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
1403 | If we continue to be on pins and bowling balls with one another, we’re gonna need a bigger place! | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
1404 | Your foot was over the line. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
1405 | Where should we put the foul line? | 1.2400 | 0.06250 | 75 | 61 | 10 | 4 |
1406 | Freed from corporate captivity they peacefully coexist! | 1.2400 | 0.06250 | 75 | 61 | 10 | 4 |
1407 | Is this better or worse than walking on pins and needles? | 1.2400 | 0.04740 | 100 | 78 | 20 | 2 |
1408 | It's a lot cheaper if you bring your own pins too | 1.2396 | 0.04854 | 96 | 75 | 19 | 2 |
1409 | Ten pins and just one ball, really? | 1.2396 | 0.05686 | 96 | 79 | 11 | 6 |
1410 | Sorry love, I didn't think this through. | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
1411 | When I said I loved Wii Bowling, I didn't mean this. | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
1412 | I don't think that this is how bowling works. | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
1413 | The retired couple below seemed so excited for us to move in. How is it possible that they would want us to move out so soon? | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
1414 | We need a longer apartment. | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
1415 | I call it "Whack-a-bowl" | 1.2391 | 0.05651 | 92 | 75 | 12 | 5 |
1416 | They were on sale. | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
1417 | I always keep a few spares handy. | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
1418 | It's not you. It's the shoes." | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
1419 | I don't know. I found them in the alley. | 1.2389 | 0.05071 | 113 | 92 | 15 | 6 |
1420 | I am sorry but I thought this place would be right up your alley. | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
1421 | Why do we keep doing these TikTok challenges? | 1.2388 | 0.05663 | 67 | 52 | 14 | 1 |
1422 | So, what exactly do you purpose we do with the spare room? | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1423 | I said I wanted to play "Pinball!" | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1424 | We probably shouldn't broadcast our pin number | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1425 | Did you throw away the directions again?!!! We’ll never figure this out. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1426 | Wait! Our shoes haven't arrived yet. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
1427 | Another day or two and I think they'll lower the music. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
1428 | How does this gender reveal work? | 1.2381 | 0.06250 | 84 | 70 | 8 | 6 |
1429 | This is the newest exercise regimen. We have 8, 10, 12 and 15 pound balls, unless you prefer a pin. Those are only 5 pounds. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
1430 | Now you can tell your brother you do have balls. | 1.2381 | 0.04977 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
1431 | Right…happy hour. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
1432 | This isn't as fun without the beer and the nachos. | 1.2381 | 0.05158 | 105 | 85 | 15 | 5 |
1433 | I thought I'd bowl you over" | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
1434 | Something is different in here, I can’t pin it down. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
1435 | Read the instruction again, Brad. | 1.2376 | 0.05477 | 101 | 83 | 12 | 6 |
1436 | "The alley is on backorder." | 1.2376 | 0.05293 | 101 | 82 | 14 | 5 |
1437 | See, I‘be got a lot of balls | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
1438 | I saw it on TikTok. | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
1439 | We should have bought the bowling alley first. | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
1440 | Looks like the new downstairs tenants are moving out already. | 1.2375 | 0.05108 | 80 | 62 | 17 | 1 |
1441 | I know! Now let's play, 'If you hit me over the head, I'll drop a ball on your foot.' | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
1442 | Listen, It's not you, but me. | 1.2375 | 0.06225 | 80 | 66 | 9 | 5 |
1443 | . . . Nope. I can STILL hear the kids upstairs. | 1.2375 | 0.04788 | 80 | 61 | 19 | 0 |
1444 | Is it your turn or mine? | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
1445 | I picked up seventeen spares tonight. | 1.2373 | 0.04451 | 118 | 93 | 22 | 3 |
1446 | housekeeper is on strike | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
1447 | I just really like the shoes. | 1.2371 | 0.05238 | 97 | 78 | 15 | 4 |
1448 | Are you sure we're supposed to throw the pins at the balls? | 1.2371 | 0.05633 | 97 | 80 | 11 | 6 |
1449 | Maybe stealing pint glasses was a more practical idea? | 1.2368 | 0.06175 | 76 | 62 | 10 | 4 |
1450 | They let their dog bark for hours every morning, so we'll drop these at midnight every night, ok? | 1.2368 | 0.06175 | 76 | 62 | 10 | 4 |
1451 | My safe word is Strike. | 1.2368 | 0.06175 | 76 | 62 | 10 | 4 |
1452 | I think it’s about more than our competing design aesthetic. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
1453 | Frank, you never spend any of your spare time with me. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
1454 | I 'll spare you the details, but I was framed. | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1455 | I hope our new game doesn't disturb the neighbors too much! | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
1456 | This is not the kind of strike I meant. | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
1457 | Just stand on stage with me and toss me a tenpin when the two balls are in the air | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
1458 | Where did all our furniture go? | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
1459 | I think it’s time to get rid of the props , the days of “zoom” bowling are over ! | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
1460 | I didn’t realize how much responsibility came with being the “upstairs neighbor” | 1.2360 | 0.04800 | 89 | 69 | 19 | 1 |
1461 | Which one falls faster ? | 1.2358 | 0.05454 | 106 | 88 | 11 | 7 |
1462 | People who live in glass houses should not bowl. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
1463 | They're strays, and I'm fostering them." | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
1464 | I put all the shoes under the kitchen counter. | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
1465 | Remember when we met in the alley? I bowled you over and you pinned me down! | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
1466 | Well everyone else is working from home" | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
1467 | Does this mean they don't bring you joy? | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
1468 | I can't wait for this strike to be over | 1.2353 | 0.05428 | 102 | 84 | 12 | 6 |
1469 | To the death. | 1.2353 | 0.05952 | 85 | 70 | 10 | 5 |
1470 | We never use the spare room. | 1.2347 | 0.04541 | 98 | 76 | 21 | 1 |
1471 | Spare me the housekeeping strike. | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
1472 | Stop trying to pin this on me! | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
1473 | Supply chain issues. The Xbox won't be here till June. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
1474 | It worked better in the alley. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
1475 | If I win you clean up | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
1476 | This is Manhattan, were you seriously expecting a full size lane? | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
1477 | So this is where the ball return leads. | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
1478 | I needed something more challenging. | 1.2340 | 0.05542 | 94 | 77 | 12 | 5 |
1479 | They refuse to stay in their lane. | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
1480 | This is a really weird way to play chess | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
1481 | There’s gotta be a better way to get the ground floor apartment. | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
1482 | The people downstairs will think twice before refusing to turn down their music next time we ask. | 1.2338 | 0.04855 | 77 | 59 | 18 | 0 |
1483 | This is not what I envisioned as our gameroom. | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
1484 | You haven’t got the balls. | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
1485 | They're for my podcast. | 1.2333 | 0.05708 | 90 | 74 | 11 | 5 |
1486 | Why so many balls? | 1.2333 | 0.05708 | 90 | 74 | 11 | 5 |
1487 | It's called an escape room. | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
1488 | The loser pays for the beer and the security deposit. | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
1489 | . I don't think this is how you play. | 1.2333 | 0.04754 | 90 | 70 | 19 | 1 |
1490 | I don't think this is gonna be the new Wordle | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
1491 | I’m leaving you. And I’m taking my balls with. | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
1492 | They were on clearance. I saved us over $500. | 1.2330 | 0.05380 | 103 | 85 | 12 | 6 |
1493 | It's either a bigger apartment or we take up bridge instead. | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
1494 | I think we should split. | 1.2329 | 0.06327 | 73 | 60 | 9 | 4 |
1495 | Honey, I can't play with just nine pins. Honey? Honey? | 1.2329 | 0.05349 | 73 | 57 | 15 | 1 |
1496 | No one is bowling any more...I couldn't just leave them there. | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
1497 | So many bowling balls! Honey I’m so scared! | 1.2329 | 0.05349 | 73 | 57 | 15 | 1 |
1498 | Ok, you're right, my late night Amazon habit is out-of-control. | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
1499 | We are not that good at this are we? | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
1500 | Don't pin it on me - I've been framed. | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
1501 | We are not ready for children | 1.2329 | 0.06621 | 73 | 61 | 7 | 5 |
1502 | Well, it was you that said we needed to roll play. | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
1503 | Eviction? Spare me. You don’t have the balls. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
1504 | I still think rock,paper,scissors would be quicker. | 1.2326 | 0.04335 | 129 | 103 | 22 | 4 |
1505 | So I guess the order really did go through the first time… | 1.2326 | 0.06117 | 86 | 72 | 8 | 6 |
1506 | It would be easier to vacuum with wall art. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
1507 | America's Got Talent called. They said no. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
1508 | I told you it was more than my mind that was in the gutter. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
1509 | What would Bobby Fischer do? | 1.2323 | 0.05339 | 99 | 81 | 13 | 5 |
1510 | The agent assured me it would be right up our alley…but the shoes were not included. | 1.2323 | 0.04501 | 99 | 77 | 21 | 1 |
1511 | Spare me your threats! | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
1512 | We need some frames. | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
1513 | You can’t pin this on me. | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
1514 | I’m starting to feel like the hallway was a missed opportunity. | 1.2319 | 0.05519 | 69 | 54 | 14 | 1 |
1515 | Sorry, I think we have to sell the bowling alley. | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
1516 | The neighbors are complaining? About what? | 1.2317 | 0.04688 | 82 | 63 | 19 | 0 |
1517 | I'm thinking hardwood floors. | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
1518 | Maybe we should have purchased a bowling alley first. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
1519 | But you told me get some balls… | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
1520 | Seems our downstairs neighbor is not a bowling fan. | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
1521 | Wait, if you’re holding the pin up to my crotch, and I’m holding these below it, who’s gonna take the picture? | 1.2317 | 0.06328 | 82 | 69 | 7 | 6 |
1522 | No,I don't have two balls to spare. | 1.2316 | 0.05489 | 95 | 78 | 12 | 5 |
1523 | So, this isn't what our therapist meant by 'Split'? | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
1524 | If the White House can do it for the President, we can do it for our staff. Plus we can charge for shoe rental. | 1.2315 | 0.04671 | 108 | 86 | 19 | 3 |
1525 | I forgot to order the lanes. | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
1526 | Now that they’ve moved out what’ll we do with these? | 1.2315 | 0.04671 | 108 | 86 | 19 | 3 |
1527 | I think there are three strikes against us. | 1.2308 | 0.07195 | 65 | 55 | 5 | 5 |
1528 | They followed me home. Can I keep them? | 1.2308 | 0.05137 | 78 | 61 | 16 | 1 |
1529 | Now, all we need are the shoes. | 1.2308 | 0.06112 | 65 | 52 | 11 | 2 |
1530 | I think it is obvious who has the balls | 1.2308 | 0.06068 | 91 | 77 | 7 | 7 |
1531 | Scoring was confusing enough, multiplying is a nightmare. | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
1532 | I included balls that felt marginalized or excluded. | 1.2308 | 0.05651 | 91 | 75 | 11 | 5 |
1533 | Now we just need to get close enough to Putin... | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
1534 | Remember when you said you'd be going on strike and could use some support? | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
1535 | I told you the guy in 3D would complain. | 1.2308 | 0.06301 | 78 | 65 | 8 | 5 |
1536 | I’ve really had it with that jerk that lives below us!! | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
1537 | I'd stay in my lane but there's no lane. | 1.2308 | 0.06031 | 78 | 64 | 10 | 4 |
1538 | Just buying more of them doesn't actually make you stronger! | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
1539 | I m' guessing no 300 games today. | 1.2308 | 0.05863 | 91 | 76 | 9 | 6 |
1540 | Well when you said the apartment had a striking view, its not quite what I was after | 1.2301 | 0.05030 | 113 | 93 | 14 | 6 |
1541 | I wanted a pin-ball *machine*! | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
1542 | I think we've misunderstood how bowling works. | 1.2299 | 0.04823 | 87 | 68 | 18 | 1 |
1543 | I've got to get that stuck key on my laptop fixed! | 1.2299 | 0.05827 | 87 | 72 | 10 | 5 |
1544 | It rained on the grocery list that you gave me. | 1.2299 | 0.06052 | 87 | 73 | 8 | 6 |
1545 | Okay it's settled. You keep your pins and I keep my balls. | 1.2297 | 0.06249 | 74 | 61 | 9 | 4 |
1546 | The last one did hurt. | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
1547 | After this, they’ll never complain about the vacuum again. | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
1548 | You said this could be our spare room. | 1.2294 | 0.04813 | 109 | 88 | 17 | 4 |
1549 | It’s nice, but I prefer an alley view. | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
1550 | This is a legitimate midlife crisis! | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
1551 | I see what you mean but I still think I’m more of a dog person | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
1552 | I saw this going differently in my head. | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
1553 | Is it weird that this all came in one set? | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
1554 | What do you mean, I've got balls? | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
1555 | Now we need to find a safe ally in the neighborhood | 1.2289 | 0.04946 | 83 | 65 | 17 | 1 |
1556 | This is more than just a game for you, isn't it? | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
1557 | I think that croquet book was wrong | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
1558 | The guy downstairs is SO ornery, and I can't understand why. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
1559 | You forgot the alley again | 1.2289 | 0.04946 | 83 | 65 | 17 | 1 |
1560 | No, I don't bowl. | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
1561 | ...And then there were two. | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
1562 | We'll be able to expand into the downstairs apartment when it goes on sale in about a week. | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
1563 | I didn't think that this was what the apartment advertisement meant when it said "the place has room to spare." | 1.2286 | 0.06163 | 70 | 57 | 10 | 3 |
1564 | The realtor assured me that this place would be up our alley | 1.2286 | 0.06163 | 70 | 57 | 10 | 3 |
1565 | I think we played it wrong | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1566 | Wow, these datings apps really do work! | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1567 | Guess we should have thought about it before we bought this place. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
1568 | How else will our downstairs neighbors know we're up here? | 1.2278 | 0.05079 | 79 | 62 | 16 | 1 |
1569 | They say it`s the distraction room. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
1570 | We’ve scrimped and saved to accumulate all this and we still have to rent our shoes. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
1571 | I'm not sure. I was thinking, "Reverse Deconstructed Bowling From Home". | 1.2278 | 0.05079 | 79 | 62 | 16 | 1 |
1572 | When I signed up for juggling school, I had something else in mind. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
1573 | But the sale is only once a year. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
1574 | Let's split | 1.2277 | 0.04194 | 101 | 78 | 23 | 0 |
1575 | It's like an employee perk, Man. Like you get free pens from the bank. | 1.2273 | 0.05535 | 88 | 72 | 12 | 4 |
1576 | Let’s be honest for once - no games. | 1.2273 | 0.05535 | 88 | 72 | 12 | 4 |
1577 | I was expecting another kind of pinball. | 1.2273 | 0.05535 | 88 | 72 | 12 | 4 |
1578 | Yeah, I’m Lane. You say you just moved in downstairs? | 1.2273 | 0.05535 | 88 | 72 | 12 | 4 |
1579 | Stay in your own lane, Barb. | 1.2273 | 0.04595 | 110 | 88 | 19 | 3 |
1580 | I got my master's in immersive entertainment. | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
1581 | Gotta be an easier way to break a lease. | 1.2273 | 0.05535 | 88 | 72 | 12 | 4 |
1582 | The plants died, so I went for something more durable | 1.2273 | 0.06403 | 66 | 54 | 9 | 3 |
1583 | The Zoom bowling league has caused issues in the Cohen household | 1.2273 | 0.06403 | 66 | 54 | 9 | 3 |
1584 | Right now it’s love-fifteen; two more touchdowns and you get a strike. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
1585 | It seems the previous tenants WERE bowling in their living room! | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
1586 | Maybe next month they’ll have a big furniture sale. | 1.2267 | 0.04867 | 75 | 58 | 17 | 0 |
1587 | Stealing the shoes became too easy. | 1.2267 | 0.06173 | 75 | 62 | 9 | 4 |
1588 | Maybe the ball to pin ratio is a bit off .... | 1.2267 | 0.06173 | 75 | 62 | 9 | 4 |
1589 | Okay, I'll get the instructions. | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
1590 | Let’s not, OK? | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
1591 | Well, at least we're not throwing water balloons over the balcony! | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
1592 | I’ll spare you the bowling details. | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
1593 | I told you, you can't just bring anything in from the alley! | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
1594 | I'm channeling my inner Lebowski. | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
1595 | It's a new game... I hit you over the head with a bowling pin and you try not to drop the balls on your feet. | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
1596 | If they can find a way to live together, so can we. | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
1597 | I don't think 'opposites attract' is enough any more, Krista. | 1.2262 | 0.04895 | 84 | 66 | 17 | 1 |
1598 | I'm sorry. I meant to say I am bowled over by your gifts. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
1599 | I guess this is why you need a registry... | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
1600 | According to the Food Channel, there are actual tools speciffacly made to tenderize meat! | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
1601 | It's a warning from a rival that I should stay in my lane | 1.2258 | 0.05540 | 93 | 77 | 11 | 5 |
1602 | Is there a rule book? | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
1603 | I've signed up for a juggling class. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
1604 | Stay in your lane," they said. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
1605 | Weren't there any instructions in the box? | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1606 | When I said we need to get set up for ourselves, this isn’t what I meant. | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
1607 | I found them in the alley out back. | 1.2254 | 0.06406 | 71 | 59 | 8 | 4 |
1608 | Maybe WE should do a 6-10 split. | 1.2254 | 0.04994 | 71 | 55 | 16 | 0 |
1609 | Three strikes you’re out | 1.2254 | 0.06713 | 71 | 60 | 6 | 5 |
1610 | The landlord says he has an opening in the basement. | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
1611 | I think we are missing something here. | 1.2254 | 0.05382 | 71 | 56 | 14 | 1 |
1612 | When we married you said you had no hidden secrets. Your self-storage says otherwise. | 1.2254 | 0.05382 | 71 | 56 | 14 | 1 |
1613 | Wait! I thought YOU said, YOU read the instructions!! \ | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
1614 | I think we misread the ratio of balls to pins...not to mention thinking that a glass wall here is wise. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
1615 | One ball , one pin .It's the new equal opportunity mandate . | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
1616 | Too suggestive for the gender reveal party? | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
1617 | You complete me... | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
1618 | Our act still needs some practice. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
1619 | I love the new job, but I'm just so used to taking work home with me... | 1.2250 | 0.04698 | 80 | 62 | 18 | 0 |
1620 | Did you forget the chainsaw? | 1.2247 | 0.05707 | 89 | 74 | 10 | 5 |
1621 | Wait, do you think this is annoying to the people that live below us? | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
1622 | I've never been one to stay in my lane. | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
1623 | Which is why we're paying extra for the Spare bedroom! | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
1624 | Not what I meant when I asked you to decorate the spare room, Sam. | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
1625 | When I said I wanted 'a split', this isn't what I meant | 1.2245 | 0.04478 | 98 | 77 | 20 | 1 |
1626 | I wish the alley wasn't ten floors down. | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
1627 | I just found out the Ball Return and Automatic Pinsetter are an extra charge. | 1.2239 | 0.05947 | 67 | 54 | 11 | 2 |
1628 | What other sanctions should we try | 1.2239 | 0.06665 | 67 | 56 | 7 | 4 |
1629 | How else will I keep the tenants awake without a trombone or work boots? | 1.2239 | 0.06316 | 67 | 55 | 9 | 3 |
1630 | I’m trying to stop the ‘balls’ jokes, but I can’t find the gutter to get my mind out of. | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
1631 | 'I swear I read the ration is supposed to be one to one' | 1.2237 | 0.06098 | 76 | 63 | 9 | 4 |
1632 | The juggling kit will really work the forearms | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
1633 | If you bought two balls, you got one pin free. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
1634 | This isn't what I meant when I suggested we should strike | 1.2237 | 0.05164 | 76 | 60 | 15 | 1 |
1635 | I thought you said I love playing with your balls,so I ordered more. | 1.2237 | 0.06098 | 76 | 63 | 9 | 4 |
1636 | Isn’t there a better way to get back at the neighbors downstairs? | 1.2237 | 0.06098 | 76 | 63 | 9 | 4 |
1637 | You can take the man out of the gutter but not the gutter out of the man. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
1638 | I'm a PinBall Wizard. | 1.2235 | 0.05888 | 85 | 71 | 9 | 5 |
1639 | Go ahead - Strike me! I got balls! | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
1640 | Just trying to improve the odds | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
1641 | I thought you know how to play chess. | 1.2235 | 0.04844 | 85 | 67 | 17 | 1 |
1642 | What? It worked for Peloton. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
1643 | I thought you said you were bringing the alley. | 1.2235 | 0.05645 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
1644 | Installation art isn’t supposed to be pragmatic. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
1645 | Where's the rule book? | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
1646 | OK, let’s call the whole thing off. | 1.2234 | 0.05888 | 94 | 80 | 7 | 7 |
1647 | I guess the strike is over | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
1648 | We are on the way to breaking our lease. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
1649 | I still don't understand. Can you explain again what a 7-10 split mortgage is? | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
1650 | Your lane or mine? | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
1651 | So do we throw the balls or the pins? | 1.2233 | 0.05150 | 103 | 85 | 13 | 5 |
1652 | Something tells me we might have taken this juggling thing a bit too far | 1.2233 | 0.04348 | 103 | 81 | 21 | 1 |
1653 | Bernice, you just bowl me over! | 1.2233 | 0.05150 | 103 | 85 | 13 | 5 |
1654 | Just stick with juggling the pins. | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
1655 | I'm still optimistic we can make this work. | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
1656 | I found them all along the gutter. | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
1657 | The neighbours say one more strike and we’re out of the building. | 1.2222 | 0.05672 | 72 | 58 | 12 | 2 |
1658 | Just showing those guys down in 5B what REAL noise is. | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
1659 | Get a grip or split, Charlene. | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
1660 | Hon, you're standing in the gutter. | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
1661 | We should split. | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
1662 | It all started as a kid. Salt and pepper shakers and a nerf ball. | 1.2222 | 0.06324 | 72 | 60 | 8 | 4 |
1663 | And, the three holes don’t bother you? | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
1664 | Let’s stop playing games. | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
1665 | I didn’t choose this life Linda. It chose me. | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
1666 | GETTING A STRIKE IS IMPOSSIBLE! | 1.2222 | 0.06626 | 72 | 61 | 6 | 5 |
1667 | You are the yin yo my yang | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
1668 | Third strike’s a charm | 1.2222 | 0.05672 | 72 | 58 | 12 | 2 |
1669 | OK, fine. I'll do the vacuuming. | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
1670 | A great view and right up my alley - I'll take it! | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
1671 | This isn’t what I meant when I said we should share PINs. | 1.2222 | 0.06324 | 72 | 60 | 8 | 4 |
1672 | So, when are they delivering the lane? | 1.2222 | 0.05648 | 90 | 75 | 10 | 5 |
1673 | Maybe we could play "pin the tail on the donkey" instead. | 1.2222 | 0.06174 | 63 | 51 | 10 | 2 |
1674 | This is why we became upstairs neighbors. | 1.2222 | 0.05827 | 81 | 67 | 10 | 4 |
1675 | Where’s the shoe rental? | 1.2222 | 0.05316 | 72 | 57 | 14 | 1 |
1676 | I’m done playing by other people’s rules | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
1677 | There were supposed to be more; but… you know, supply chain issues. | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
1678 | It was the wife, in the apartment with the bowling pin. | 1.2222 | 0.06174 | 63 | 51 | 10 | 2 |
1679 | We can technically still make a pinball machine out of all this, right? | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
1680 | I thought tonight was your night to do the dishes | 1.2222 | 0.05865 | 90 | 76 | 8 | 6 |
1681 | The listing said it had gutters | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
1682 | I misplaced the directions. | 1.2212 | 0.05284 | 104 | 87 | 11 | 6 |
1683 | Is this your way of going on strike. | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
1684 | They make it look so easy on TV. | 1.2211 | 0.05433 | 95 | 79 | 11 | 5 |
1685 | The note said "Alley not included." | 1.2211 | 0.04775 | 95 | 76 | 17 | 2 |
1686 | Well,you did tell the broker you wanted a spare room. | 1.2211 | 0.04534 | 95 | 75 | 19 | 1 |
1687 | I never thought bowling at home was much fun. | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
1688 | I heard bowling and a home cooked meal was the best first date. Sadly, we are crunched for time. | 1.2209 | 0.05585 | 86 | 71 | 11 | 4 |
1689 | But you said, find a hobby that Freud would approve of. | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
1690 | Bowling dates used to be more fun. | 1.2209 | 0.05585 | 86 | 71 | 11 | 4 |
1691 | But you said you're into artists! | 1.2209 | 0.04794 | 86 | 68 | 17 | 1 |
1692 | Guess we’re ready to play pin ball | 1.2209 | 0.05825 | 86 | 72 | 9 | 5 |
1693 | Can we put a pin in this? I have to roll. | 1.2209 | 0.05585 | 86 | 71 | 11 | 4 |
1694 | My guru says to focus on the space between the pins. | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
1695 | All we need now are rental shoes and my dream of owning a home business will be complete. | 1.2208 | 0.06026 | 77 | 64 | 9 | 4 |
1696 | I don't want to go bowling. I want to bowl alone. | 1.2208 | 0.05104 | 77 | 61 | 15 | 1 |
1697 | When I said I like the bowling alley vibe, I was hoping for a retro couch and maybe a shag carpet. | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
1698 | But you said, “Bowl me over!” | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
1699 | This is wrong up my alley. | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
1700 | I'm not sure we quite understand how to play this | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
1701 | On 2nd thought, securing the sliding door with a broomstick seems like the better choice. | 1.2208 | 0.05104 | 77 | 61 | 15 | 1 |
1702 | The ball returners went on strike | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
1703 | I'm not used to wearing my own shoes. | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
1704 | Next time let’s go to the escape room first, then bowl. | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
1705 | Hey! My eyes are up here! | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
1706 | To our downstairs neighbors: Yes, it’s exactly what you think. | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
1707 | Hi, is this the ballroom? | 1.2206 | 0.06231 | 68 | 56 | 9 | 3 |
1708 | Your gig work is getting out of hand. | 1.2206 | 0.06574 | 68 | 57 | 7 | 4 |
1709 | Yeah, so mine look more like this. | 1.2206 | 0.06574 | 68 | 57 | 7 | 4 |
1710 | This should finally get rid of our downstairs neighbors. | 1.2206 | 0.05066 | 68 | 53 | 15 | 0 |
1711 | Why is it that I can't find the only pair of shoes I need? | 1.2206 | 0.05869 | 68 | 55 | 11 | 2 |
1712 | Neighbor downstairs says if we're going to continue bowling we need to get an automatic ball return. Steven Assael 516-316-5161 | 1.2206 | 0.06231 | 68 | 56 | 9 | 3 |
1713 | This wasn't what I had in mind when you said you'd found some decor in an alley. | 1.2206 | 0.05482 | 68 | 54 | 13 | 1 |
1714 | It’s time you cancelled your Costco membership | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
1715 | Who won? | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
1716 | I call it volley-bowl. | 1.2200 | 0.05238 | 100 | 83 | 12 | 5 |
1717 | “OK, I promise to stop spiking the ball after each strike.” Bob Murphy Aurora , IL | 1.2198 | 0.05591 | 91 | 76 | 10 | 5 |
1718 | I think we need to take a more linear approach to this. | 1.2198 | 0.04636 | 91 | 72 | 18 | 1 |
1719 | I know! The Badminton Set cost too much! | 1.2198 | 0.04636 | 91 | 72 | 18 | 1 |
1720 | Oh, spare me the drama of striking me with that pin. | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
1721 | Hurry. Let's clean up before the folks downstairs realize what's going on. | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
1722 | I need a new shirt. | 1.2198 | 0.05591 | 91 | 76 | 10 | 5 |
1723 | I've always thought of them as adversaries, but what if that's just the way they've learned to approach each other? | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
1724 | Trust me, we'll call it Lover's Lane. | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
1725 | Our downstairs neighbor left another note | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
1726 | Ball to pin ratio is way off ! | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
1727 | They had it all. | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
1728 | Nice pick up. | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
1729 | My mind isn't ALWAYS in the gutter. | 1.2195 | 0.05762 | 82 | 68 | 10 | 4 |
1730 | If we clean up the back alley, we can put the shoe rack over there." | 1.2195 | 0.04916 | 82 | 65 | 16 | 1 |
1731 | I'm going to install a camera so we can catch them in the act. | 1.2195 | 0.04916 | 82 | 65 | 16 | 1 |
1732 | I don't think this is how you play checkers. | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
1733 | Some people perfected their sourdough during Covid, but how many mastered juggling reactive resin, low-mass bowling balls? | 1.2195 | 0.05762 | 82 | 68 | 10 | 4 |
1734 | Hi we’re the fucking neighbors who live above Michael and Kelsey! | 1.2195 | 0.05762 | 82 | 68 | 10 | 4 |
1735 | Why do we have more bowling balls than pins? | 1.2195 | 0.04916 | 82 | 65 | 16 | 1 |
1736 | But you cleary said if it was in the alley, I could bring it home. | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
1737 | It's called mixing modes. | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
1738 | It seemed like a good deal at the time. | 1.2192 | 0.05932 | 73 | 60 | 10 | 3 |
1739 | Perhaps we could store these in the spare room? | 1.2192 | 0.05932 | 73 | 60 | 10 | 3 |
1740 | I don't think you can play this sport at home. | 1.2192 | 0.06244 | 73 | 61 | 8 | 4 |
1741 | Trust me I have plenty of "spares"... | 1.2192 | 0.05251 | 73 | 58 | 14 | 1 |
1742 | Do you think the neighbors downstairs appreciate all the work we put in? | 1.2192 | 0.05251 | 73 | 58 | 14 | 1 |
1743 | $2000 on a new carpet and the still complain about the noise? | 1.2188 | 0.04730 | 96 | 77 | 17 | 2 |
1744 | I need to stop late night Amazon shopping. | 1.2188 | 0.06853 | 64 | 54 | 6 | 4 |
1745 | The next time I wish for a pinball machine, I’ll have to say it out loud. | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
1746 | I’m starting to regret buying off an alley. | 1.2188 | 0.04492 | 96 | 76 | 19 | 1 |
1747 | It's gonna take more balls than that to try an pin me down! | 1.2188 | 0.06481 | 64 | 53 | 8 | 3 |
1748 | This is your second strike, I won’t spare you again! | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
1749 | Split happens. | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
1750 | Just once, I want to hit something | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
1751 | Don’t!… Just don’t. This is no time for puns | 1.2188 | 0.04730 | 96 | 77 | 17 | 2 |
1752 | Can't we just get an Oculus instead? | 1.2185 | 0.04162 | 119 | 95 | 22 | 2 |
1753 | Looks like there is no room to spare. | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
1754 | We should move this stuff to the alley | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
1755 | I didn't realize I selected the 'subscribe and save' option... | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
1756 | Now that we’ve kept only the things that spark joy, what next? | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
1757 | Let’s name it “CRT bowling.” | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
1758 | I meant Nightmare Alley the movie | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
1759 | We have 18 heavy balls and 10 pins. Now what do we do? | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
1760 | Ready to have real kids now ? | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
1761 | Leave? It’ll be tough to split at 7:10 | 1.2179 | 0.05954 | 78 | 65 | 9 | 4 |
1762 | It’s still no match for the unit upstairs” | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
1763 | No, the kleptomania itself is not really the problem... | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
1764 | I’m trying to improve my strike to ball ratio. | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
1765 | It's mid-century Milwaukee. | 1.2179 | 0.05954 | 78 | 65 | 9 | 4 |
1766 | It was cheaper by the dozen | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
1767 | No, Sandra, this is NOT what I expected when you said I would be bowled over by the view | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
1768 | Have you seen my pen? | 1.2178 | 0.05190 | 101 | 84 | 12 | 5 |
1769 | I should have never gone on strike. It would have spared us a lot of agony. | 1.2178 | 0.04996 | 101 | 83 | 14 | 4 |
1770 | One ball for this many pins? | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
1771 | When you told me on our first date last week that I bowled you over I wasn't sure what you meant. | 1.2174 | 0.04592 | 92 | 73 | 18 | 1 |
1772 | My turn? I lost track. | 1.2174 | 0.05535 | 92 | 77 | 10 | 5 |
1773 | You’re overcompensating. | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
1774 | Honey, put on your bowling shoes! People might think we’re crazy! | 1.2174 | 0.04592 | 92 | 73 | 18 | 1 |
1775 | Maya, "up my alley is a metaphorical expression". | 1.2174 | 0.06149 | 69 | 57 | 9 | 3 |
1776 | Some guy named Dude used to live here | 1.2174 | 0.05747 | 92 | 78 | 8 | 6 |
1777 | Don’t pin this on me. | 1.2170 | 0.05017 | 106 | 88 | 13 | 5 |
1778 | I'm starting to think it was a bad idea to live above your ex-boyfriend. | 1.2169 | 0.05434 | 83 | 68 | 12 | 3 |
1779 | And I still can't find one that fits my hand. | 1.2169 | 0.05698 | 83 | 69 | 10 | 4 |
1780 | I don't think this is a good version of couple's therapy. | 1.2169 | 0.05434 | 83 | 68 | 12 | 3 |
1781 | Beats living in the alley. | 1.2169 | 0.05434 | 83 | 68 | 12 | 3 |
1782 | I said I wanted a poinsettia, not a pin setter. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
1783 | Oh, fuck! | 1.2165 | 0.05719 | 97 | 83 | 7 | 7 |
1784 | I feel like…you don’t get me | 1.2165 | 0.05719 | 97 | 83 | 7 | 7 |
1785 | Find something else to roll out the dough! I need all ten pins for my game to count. | 1.2165 | 0.04452 | 97 | 77 | 19 | 1 |
1786 | I started out with two and they just kept multiplying. Their breeding potential is striking. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
1787 | Oh - so it is 10 pins and ONE ball? | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
1788 | They were having a yard sale at the bowling alley. | 1.2162 | 0.05188 | 74 | 59 | 14 | 1 |
1789 | This will be a tough split. | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
1790 | I think I'm ready for plan B. | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
1791 | You said you wanted a guy with balls. | 1.2162 | 0.06166 | 74 | 62 | 8 | 4 |
1792 | When I said you needed “More Balls” this isn’t what I had in mind… | 1.2162 | 0.05858 | 74 | 61 | 10 | 3 |
1793 | My bonus points at "Bowler Depot" were about to expire... | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
1794 | You sure this will look like an accident? | 1.2162 | 0.06166 | 74 | 62 | 8 | 4 |
1795 | Do you thing they’ll miss them? | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
1796 | We should have stuck with ping pong. | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
1797 | I play by my own rules. | 1.2159 | 0.06353 | 88 | 77 | 3 | 8 |
1798 | I don't know what they're for. I found them in an alley. | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
1799 | Honey, I don't think this is how you play Pinball. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
1800 | Of course there's no point. It's a Nihilism and Indoor Sports event. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
1801 | You can't avoid the split, Barb. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
1802 | Which one of us thought living below a bowling alley would be fun? | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
1803 | I suppose we should take the next step and see how the game is played. | 1.2159 | 0.05927 | 88 | 75 | 7 | 6 |
1804 | I’ll admit I probably went a little overboard on the balls | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
1805 | You’ve got some pair of balls | 1.2159 | 0.05703 | 88 | 74 | 9 | 5 |
1806 | You are right up my alley! | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
1807 | I think we should sublet the spare room | 1.2157 | 0.04751 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
1808 | Later baby, I gotta 7-10 split right now." | 1.2157 | 0.04542 | 102 | 82 | 18 | 2 |
1809 | Now you regret going with the Berber carpeting instead of the hardwood flooring, don't you? | 1.2154 | 0.06390 | 65 | 54 | 8 | 3 |
1810 | Frankly, I'd prefer rock-paper-scissors. | 1.2154 | 0.06755 | 65 | 55 | 6 | 4 |
1811 | The ratio is wrong. | 1.2154 | 0.06002 | 65 | 53 | 10 | 2 |
1812 | It’s so quiet round here you could hear a pin drop | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
1813 | Wish you hadn't lost the instructions. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
1814 | remind me again why we don't like like our downstairs neighbors | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
1815 | Please! Spare me! | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
1816 | But we've always wanted a spare bedroom. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
1817 | Human throws ball; ball strikes pin; pin clobbers human. It’s much more effective than scissors, paper, rock. | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
1818 | It is kind of like skins and shirts. | 1.2152 | 0.06155 | 79 | 67 | 7 | 5 |
1819 | Splits are never easy. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
1820 | You know, for me, it’s always been about the shoes. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
1821 | Well, it happened again | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
1822 | Honey, the downstairs neighbours are complaining again. I think it's time we bought a rug. | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
1823 | If I pin you down, you can’t bowl me over | 1.2152 | 0.06155 | 79 | 67 | 7 | 5 |
1824 | I don’t mind picking up after you once in a while, but this is where I draw the line. | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
1825 | I think it's time we try that split. | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
1826 | Next time let’s do rock/paper/scissors. | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
1827 | I really don't think we can reframe this game to resemble Wordle and cash in on the popularity. | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
1828 | So we have to get our stories straight before the cops get here. We were all just having a nice dinner party when a Wizard came &turned everyone into bowling pins & balls. If they ask, we didn’t invite the Wizard. Repeat after me, we’re gonna be O.K. | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
1829 | okay, on 3… | 1.2151 | 0.05481 | 93 | 78 | 10 | 5 |
1830 | I just can’t stay in my lane. | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
1831 | Auto-correct bungled my order for 'flooring.' | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
1832 | People with floor windows shouldn't throw bowling balls. | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
1833 | It was all on sale so why not? | 1.2143 | 0.05636 | 84 | 70 | 10 | 4 |
1834 | Well, we did tell the realtor we wanted a spare room. | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
1835 | But the rent is cheap! | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
1836 | At least we no longer live in an alley. | 1.2143 | 0.05636 | 84 | 70 | 10 | 4 |
1837 | I’m not going to strike out again tonight, am I ? | 1.2143 | 0.05342 | 70 | 56 | 13 | 1 |
1838 | We're falling behind the Joneses. They're already on chainsaws and torches. | 1.2143 | 0.06400 | 70 | 59 | 7 | 4 |
1839 | There's a logical explanation. Just put the pin down. | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
1840 | You do you play pinball? John | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
1841 | We should have insisted they stay in their lane. | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
1842 | I could swear it was advertised as having a galley kitchen. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
1843 | Ya know, it's just like you to bring a bowling pin to a bowling ball fight! | 1.2143 | 0.06068 | 70 | 58 | 9 | 3 |
1844 | The bowling alley was closing and selling everything after the owner ran it into the gutter. | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
1845 | That's the beauty of freestyle bowling—you can play it anywhere you want to. | 1.2143 | 0.05636 | 84 | 70 | 10 | 4 |
1846 | Spare me the explanation, balls to the alley, pins in the gutter | 1.2143 | 0.05342 | 70 | 56 | 13 | 1 |
1847 | Just because they were free after the bowling alley went under? | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
1848 | It seems we never have a spare moment. | 1.2143 | 0.06068 | 70 | 58 | 9 | 3 |
1849 | Oh! I thought you said you were bawling! | 1.2143 | 0.05375 | 84 | 69 | 12 | 3 |
1850 | So, who’s up to bat? | 1.2143 | 0.06068 | 70 | 58 | 9 | 3 |
1851 | Two more games and I think we'll be in position to ask the downstairs neighbor to stop cooking with so much garlic. | 1.2143 | 0.06068 | 70 | 58 | 9 | 3 |
1852 | The real challenge is getting them to stay up. | 1.2143 | 0.05636 | 84 | 70 | 10 | 4 |
1853 | Not what was meant when I said I wanted to play pinball | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
1854 | Your turn. | 1.2136 | 0.05098 | 103 | 86 | 12 | 5 |
1855 | I can’t stay in my lane any longer. | 1.2135 | 0.05865 | 89 | 76 | 7 | 6 |
1856 | our Super Bowl party was a bust. | 1.2135 | 0.05643 | 89 | 75 | 9 | 5 |
1857 | I’m sorry but you can’t pin this on me! | 1.2135 | 0.05412 | 89 | 74 | 11 | 4 |
1858 | Let's bowl nude! | 1.2135 | 0.05412 | 89 | 74 | 11 | 4 |
1859 | Y'know, people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw bowling balls. | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
1860 | March Madness is a real thing. | 1.2133 | 0.06090 | 75 | 63 | 8 | 4 |
1861 | I misunderstood the expression "picking up spares" with the guys at the alley. | 1.2133 | 0.04762 | 75 | 59 | 16 | 0 |
1862 | Gee, I guess Peloton has a major problem with its production line". Leonard J. Ferrante Boca Raton, Florid | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
1863 | We've got the Pins and the Balls now where's the Wizard? | 1.2133 | 0.05787 | 75 | 62 | 10 | 3 |
1864 | I promise, babe, one more proof-of-purchase and we'll be able to pay off our mortgage. | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
1865 | This is what happens when gutters go on strike. | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
1866 | The Upstairs Neighbor Starter Pack | 1.2133 | 0.05787 | 75 | 62 | 10 | 3 |
1867 | So…the BYOB party with your bowling league was a good idea but… | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
1868 | Read the instructions? And ruin all this? | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
1869 | We're on strike so I have a lot of spare time. | 1.2125 | 0.04934 | 80 | 64 | 15 | 1 |
1870 | I guess I don't know how to play either. | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
1871 | You know what honey, I think it’s time to take up baseball … again. | 1.2125 | 0.04934 | 80 | 64 | 15 | 1 |
1872 | I'm working on the 7-10 split. | 1.2125 | 0.05817 | 80 | 67 | 9 | 4 |
1873 | Let me vacuum before we start. | 1.2125 | 0.05817 | 80 | 67 | 9 | 4 |
1874 | Darn. It looks like the movers lost one of our balls. | 1.2121 | 0.05919 | 66 | 54 | 10 | 2 |
1875 | This isn't what you meant by kegling? | 1.2121 | 0.05511 | 66 | 53 | 12 | 1 |
1876 | Please tell me WHY I have to go down to the alley to play with my toys? | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
1877 | Wow! Did you take up Build Your Own Bowling Alley during the pandemic, too? | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
1878 | It was cheaper to buy the single pin with a complimentary ball. | 1.2121 | 0.05919 | 66 | 54 | 10 | 2 |
1879 | Their interests are not up each other's alley, hence the indefinite strike. | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
1880 | Only bowling benefits from disparity. | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
1881 | ...Well if it breaks through a Window, just consider that a Gutter Ball | 1.2118 | 0.04762 | 85 | 68 | 16 | 1 |
1882 | Good thing we also went for the spare bathroom. | 1.2118 | 0.04458 | 85 | 67 | 18 | 0 |
1883 | This open bowling isn’t what I expected- but at least we get to use the house balls | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
1884 | I still think you're a perfect 10 | 1.2118 | 0.04762 | 85 | 68 | 16 | 1 |
1885 | When I said prepare to go bowling tonight, I didn't know you've never been to a bowling alley. | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
1886 | Maybe we should have bought the NFT version | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
1887 | We prefer the challenge of random selection. | 1.2118 | 0.04762 | 85 | 68 | 16 | 1 |
1888 | This is not what I meant when I said we needed new bowls. | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
1889 | „It was always my dream to have a bowling ball for each of my bowling pins but now I achieved it I feel kind of stupid.“ | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
1890 | Let me X-plain. | 1.2115 | 0.05234 | 104 | 88 | 10 | 6 |
1891 | The pins I get, but why would anyone need 18 bowling balls? | 1.2113 | 0.05275 | 71 | 57 | 13 | 1 |
1892 | What if Edison's wife was so sarcastic. | 1.2113 | 0.06317 | 71 | 60 | 7 | 4 |
1893 | No one mentioned supply chain issues when I ordered the bowling alley. | 1.2113 | 0.05644 | 71 | 58 | 11 | 2 |
1894 | And just why can't pin setters and ball polishers work remotely, too? | 1.2113 | 0.05644 | 71 | 58 | 11 | 2 |
1895 | Are you planning on using that? | 1.2113 | 0.06317 | 71 | 60 | 7 | 4 |
1896 | I don’t think this is what they meant by staging the spare bedroom … | 1.2113 | 0.05644 | 71 | 58 | 11 | 2 |
1897 | I think there’s someone in the house | 1.2113 | 0.06317 | 71 | 60 | 7 | 4 |
1898 | The marriage counselor had not prepared them for this exercise in abstract thinking. | 1.2113 | 0.05990 | 71 | 59 | 9 | 3 |
1899 | I told you we need you get a temp in :( | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
1900 | The downstairs neighbors called again. Apparently they are not fans of performance art. | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
1901 | They said this was a good game for two people to play. | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
1902 | Frankly, I was expecting more from "a charming pied-à-terre adjacent to a trendy neighborhood alley." | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
1903 | Let's read the rule book again. | 1.2111 | 0.04605 | 90 | 72 | 17 | 1 |
1904 | We didn’t stay in our lanes. | 1.2111 | 0.05357 | 90 | 75 | 11 | 4 |
1905 | Somewhere in here is a corporate training exercise. | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
1906 | How do these things work? | 1.2111 | 0.05585 | 90 | 76 | 9 | 5 |
1907 | Looks like we ended up with way too much time to spare. | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
1908 | I can't play in Allbirds. I need real bowling shoes. | 1.2111 | 0.05357 | 90 | 75 | 11 | 4 |
1909 | But where are the shoes? | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
1910 | Where do you think the alley is?" | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
1911 | The next time they kick that stereo on up there at 2:00 a.m., they are gonna know we have an issue. | 1.2105 | 0.05067 | 76 | 61 | 14 | 1 |
1912 | Let’s get into our bowling shirts and shoes. We play 25B in 10 minutes. | 1.2105 | 0.05067 | 76 | 61 | 14 | 1 |
1913 | Maybe tonight I can hold the pin? | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
1914 | I'm not saying that it doesn't look nice. It's just that the game works better if the pins go on one side and the balls on the other. | 1.2105 | 0.06016 | 76 | 64 | 8 | 4 |
1915 | Of course I know how to play. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
1916 | I was hoping you would spare me. | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
1917 | I’m starting to re-think our free range bowling concept. | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
1918 | When I said I was trying to organize a strike, this isn't what I meant. | 1.2105 | 0.04463 | 95 | 76 | 18 | 1 |
1919 | You’re asking me to split? | 1.2105 | 0.06016 | 76 | 64 | 8 | 4 |
1920 | Are you sure that the neighbors are OK with this? | 1.2105 | 0.05067 | 76 | 61 | 14 | 1 |
1921 | They're just a few spares | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
1922 | This is my pinball room | 1.2105 | 0.05374 | 95 | 80 | 10 | 5 |
1923 | Maybe this new version just isn't up your alley. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
1924 | Don’t worry about noise complaints, there’s a three strikes policy. | 1.2105 | 0.06016 | 76 | 64 | 8 | 4 |
1925 | This installation is from my ironic sports equipment series. | 1.2105 | 0.06016 | 76 | 64 | 8 | 4 |
1926 | Now we HODL until the Bowling Supplies market heats up | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
1927 | When I placed the order, i didn't realize it was a pack of 10 | 1.2105 | 0.06016 | 76 | 64 | 8 | 4 |
1928 | Maybe let’s set them up away from the glass doors… | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
1929 | Our children are starving, Gregory. | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
1930 | Everybody needs somebody. | 1.2100 | 0.04984 | 100 | 83 | 13 | 4 |
1931 | So...You're having that dream again, too, huh? | 1.2100 | 0.04560 | 100 | 81 | 17 | 2 |
1932 | You're right. This sucks. | 1.2099 | 0.05476 | 81 | 67 | 11 | 3 |
1933 | I think Wordle would be more practical. | 1.2099 | 0.05751 | 81 | 68 | 9 | 4 |
1934 | The ratio is off. | 1.2099 | 0.05187 | 81 | 66 | 13 | 2 |
1935 | Maybe we should have included places other than the bowling alley on our registry | 1.2099 | 0.04880 | 81 | 65 | 15 | 1 |
1936 | Well, ten pins against one ball just isn't fair. | 1.2099 | 0.05476 | 81 | 67 | 11 | 3 |
1937 | Striking. Can you show me the spare room? | 1.2099 | 0.05187 | 81 | 66 | 13 | 2 |
1938 | Oh sorry, I didn't know you could hear me in the apartment below. | 1.2099 | 0.04880 | 81 | 65 | 15 | 1 |
1939 | They're called angry balls for a reason. | 1.2099 | 0.05476 | 81 | 67 | 11 | 3 |
1940 | Pandemic bowling isn't as much fun. | 1.2099 | 0.04880 | 81 | 65 | 15 | 1 |
1941 | You know I can’t say no to free stuff on Facebook Marketplace. | 1.2099 | 0.05187 | 81 | 66 | 13 | 2 |
1942 | WHO says you can't bring them home | 1.2099 | 0.05187 | 81 | 66 | 13 | 2 |
1943 | Why in heaven’s name would I want to collect stamps? | 1.2099 | 0.06013 | 81 | 69 | 7 | 5 |
1944 | It's pretty clear we split. | 1.2099 | 0.05476 | 81 | 67 | 11 | 3 |
1945 | Three strikes, I'm out?? | 1.2093 | 0.04712 | 86 | 69 | 16 | 1 |
1946 | I read that bowling alley startups are the next bit coin. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
1947 | I just can't pin down the feeling.... | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
1948 | this way I know I can knock them all down | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
1949 | Think I should go back to collecting stamps. | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
1950 | I'd ask you to marry me, but you strike me as woman who's hard to pin down. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
1951 | If we put them all together this way, they'll look like penises. | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
1952 | This apartment doesn’t bowl me over. | 1.2093 | 0.05758 | 86 | 73 | 8 | 5 |
1953 | It's always 10 to 1, I'm trying to even it up | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
1954 | It was a stork. | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
1955 | Where do you suppose the alleys go? | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
1956 | Wait until you see the shoe closet. | 1.2090 | 0.05438 | 67 | 54 | 12 | 1 |
1957 | Their interests are not up each other's alley | 1.2088 | 0.05529 | 91 | 77 | 9 | 5 |
1958 | I thought we agreed you weren’t going to bring your work home anymore! | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
1959 | Alright, I'm gonna level with you: I don't really know how to play chess. | 1.2083 | 0.04820 | 72 | 57 | 15 | 0 |
1960 | They're banging their broomstick on their ceiling again. Why do they do that to us? | 1.2083 | 0.06235 | 72 | 61 | 7 | 4 |
1961 | Sometimes I feel like you don't understand me at all. | 1.2083 | 0.05573 | 72 | 59 | 11 | 2 |
1962 | Bowling alleys make the best french fries. | 1.2083 | 0.05573 | 72 | 59 | 11 | 2 |
1963 | IKEA bowling was a bad idea. | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
1964 | I'm knocked up, not knocked down, pinhead! | 1.2083 | 0.05573 | 72 | 59 | 11 | 2 |
1965 | So which are furniture and which are art? | 1.2083 | 0.06235 | 72 | 61 | 7 | 4 |
1966 | For every pin there’s a ball? | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
1967 | Don’t overthink this TikTok dance. | 1.2083 | 0.05913 | 72 | 60 | 9 | 3 |
1968 | it's my week with the balls | 1.2079 | 0.05135 | 101 | 85 | 11 | 5 |
1969 | It's the best pest-control method I found online. | 1.2079 | 0.04939 | 101 | 84 | 13 | 4 |
1970 | It's time for me to strike out on my own. | 1.2078 | 0.05649 | 77 | 64 | 10 | 3 |
1971 | I could get used to the smell of rental shoes. | 1.2078 | 0.05338 | 77 | 63 | 12 | 2 |
1972 | I had a great idea for them last night. But I can't remember what it was. | 1.2078 | 0.05649 | 77 | 64 | 10 | 3 |
1973 | You forgot the shoes. | 1.2078 | 0.05649 | 77 | 64 | 10 | 3 |
1974 | Is that what getting "ratioed" means? | 1.2078 | 0.05649 | 77 | 64 | 10 | 3 |
1975 | Are we taking Miss Anderson's math word problem too far? | 1.2078 | 0.05649 | 77 | 64 | 10 | 3 |
1976 | The downstairs neighbors said ok. | 1.2078 | 0.05338 | 77 | 63 | 12 | 2 |
1977 | Or we could just invest in an alarm | 1.2078 | 0.05649 | 77 | 64 | 10 | 3 |
1978 | So there was a strike.... | 1.2078 | 0.05649 | 77 | 64 | 10 | 3 |
1979 | To juggle, you need at least two. | 1.2078 | 0.05338 | 77 | 63 | 12 | 2 |
1980 | Next time let's stay in our lane | 1.2078 | 0.05649 | 77 | 64 | 10 | 3 |
1981 | They're all so beautiful. I just can't choose one. | 1.2078 | 0.04654 | 77 | 61 | 16 | 0 |
1982 | You’re right! Maybe I should do more of my thinking INSIDE the box. | 1.2078 | 0.05008 | 77 | 62 | 14 | 1 |
1983 | It’s art. | 1.2078 | 0.05944 | 77 | 65 | 8 | 4 |
1984 | We’ll never work. We come from two different worlds” | 1.2078 | 0.05338 | 77 | 63 | 12 | 2 |
1985 | Glad you remembered your PIN. | 1.2073 | 0.05686 | 82 | 69 | 9 | 4 |
1986 | When I said go pick up a turkey this isn’t what I meant. | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
1987 | I'm not sure this is how the game is played. | 1.2073 | 0.05686 | 82 | 69 | 9 | 4 |
1988 | Sorry Margaret, but I won't get rid of all these pins and balls. That's just how I roll. | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
1989 | We need to learn to communicate better. | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 68 | 11 | 3 |
1990 | I'm pinning my hopes on having a ball. | 1.2073 | 0.05945 | 82 | 70 | 7 | 5 |
1991 | The next exercise is called the 7-10 Split. | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 68 | 11 | 3 |
1992 | It’s going to be the next big game, it’s called picklebowling! | 1.2073 | 0.04827 | 82 | 66 | 15 | 1 |
1993 | I told your mother I liked bowling once. Once. | 1.2073 | 0.05686 | 82 | 69 | 9 | 4 |
1994 | I cleaned out the gutters. | 1.2072 | 0.04809 | 111 | 93 | 13 | 5 |
1995 | Your problem has nothing to do with your balls,honey.. | 1.2069 | 0.04664 | 87 | 70 | 16 | 1 |
1996 | I think MLB went a little too far with their changes. | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
1997 | Are you sure you read the rules right? | 1.2065 | 0.05473 | 92 | 78 | 9 | 5 |
1998 | No -- You can't score it a strike if you knock down 12 pins with 12 balls. | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
1999 | We should have rented a place with wood floors. | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2000 | Maybe this will get our neighbors to come out. | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2001 | Why are we fighting like this? | 1.2062 | 0.04620 | 97 | 79 | 16 | 2 |
2002 | You're wrong. My mind is not always in the gutter. | 1.2062 | 0.05064 | 97 | 81 | 12 | 4 |
2003 | Ok, now where are the rest of the pins? | 1.2062 | 0.05271 | 97 | 82 | 10 | 5 |
2004 | This is our spare bedroom." | 1.2059 | 0.05760 | 68 | 56 | 10 | 2 |
2005 | You know I can't resist striking out on a good sale. | 1.2059 | 0.05366 | 68 | 55 | 12 | 1 |
2006 | ...What? | 1.2059 | 0.05276 | 102 | 87 | 9 | 6 |
2007 | Not what I thought when they told us the apartment was alley-adjacent. | 1.2055 | 0.05503 | 73 | 60 | 11 | 2 |
2008 | It's the downstairs neighbor - you answer it this time. | 1.2055 | 0.05839 | 73 | 61 | 9 | 3 |
2009 | My therapist said he thinks this will build resilience into our relationship as well as coordination and strength. | 1.2055 | 0.05839 | 73 | 61 | 9 | 3 |
2010 | Honey, could you consider collecting stamps? | 1.2055 | 0.05839 | 73 | 61 | 9 | 3 |
2011 | Now can you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? | 1.2055 | 0.04762 | 73 | 58 | 15 | 0 |
2012 | I think it's time we 7-10 split. | 1.2055 | 0.05839 | 73 | 61 | 9 | 3 |
2013 | Now that the restrictions are lifting, I think we should give up home bowling. | 1.2055 | 0.05146 | 73 | 59 | 13 | 1 |
2014 | They're breeding! I told you this would happen! | 1.2055 | 0.05503 | 73 | 60 | 11 | 2 |
2015 | Honey, are you sure you don’t want children? | 1.2055 | 0.05839 | 73 | 61 | 9 | 3 |
2016 | So where do we put the sofa? | 1.2055 | 0.05839 | 73 | 61 | 9 | 3 |
2017 | I can’t do this anymore. | 1.2054 | 0.04935 | 112 | 95 | 11 | 6 |
2018 | What did you think I meant when I said I’m getting a turkey tonight? | 1.2051 | 0.05873 | 78 | 66 | 8 | 4 |
2019 | On the bright side, they left the bowling stuff. | 1.2051 | 0.04950 | 78 | 63 | 14 | 1 |
2020 | So "picking up a spare" is not meant to be taken literally? | 1.2051 | 0.05276 | 78 | 64 | 12 | 2 |
2021 | Maybe it’s time to change our juggling equipment | 1.2051 | 0.05873 | 78 | 66 | 8 | 4 |
2022 | As jugglers, we're still exploring what bowling can offer. | 1.2051 | 0.05276 | 78 | 64 | 12 | 2 |
2023 | I was thinking a pinball machine,not pin bowling ball! | 1.2051 | 0.05276 | 78 | 64 | 12 | 2 |
2024 | I know this is less expensive than a home security system, I just don’t know how practical it is! | 1.2051 | 0.05583 | 78 | 65 | 10 | 3 |
2025 | You’re right, we should have stayed in our lane. | 1.2051 | 0.05276 | 78 | 64 | 12 | 2 |
2026 | how about we break out that rule book? | 1.2051 | 0.04785 | 117 | 99 | 12 | 6 |
2027 | I prefer walking on pins and needles. | 1.2051 | 0.05583 | 78 | 65 | 10 | 3 |
2028 | I guess we should rent the shoes? | 1.2051 | 0.05583 | 78 | 65 | 10 | 3 |
2029 | We have to get outside. | 1.2048 | 0.05355 | 83 | 69 | 11 | 3 |
2030 | I set up the pins last time! | 1.2048 | 0.05878 | 83 | 71 | 7 | 5 |
2031 | You've got to stop bringing your work home with you. | 1.2048 | 0.05355 | 83 | 69 | 11 | 3 |
2032 | Is that a bowling pin your holding or are you just glad to see me? | 1.2048 | 0.05623 | 83 | 70 | 9 | 4 |
2033 | Pin-Ball" NFTs were only supposed to be virtual | 1.2048 | 0.04775 | 83 | 67 | 15 | 1 |
2034 | you do the dishes, I'll wash the clothes | 1.2048 | 0.04775 | 83 | 67 | 15 | 1 |
2035 | I try to walk softly when they're home downstairs | 1.2048 | 0.04775 | 83 | 67 | 15 | 1 |
2036 | OK, OK! I agree it's not the best interior design idea. | 1.2048 | 0.05073 | 83 | 68 | 13 | 2 |
2037 | It's called "Immersion Juggling". | 1.2048 | 0.05355 | 83 | 69 | 11 | 3 |
2038 | It’s the shipping fees that really get you. | 1.2048 | 0.04775 | 83 | 67 | 15 | 1 |
2039 | So, are you happy being back in the office? | 1.2048 | 0.05878 | 83 | 71 | 7 | 5 |
2040 | The boss is still mad at our pin to ball ratio so we're going on strike. | 1.2045 | 0.04891 | 88 | 72 | 14 | 2 |
2041 | This is not what I meant when I said “find some furniture in the alley.” | 1.2045 | 0.05152 | 88 | 73 | 12 | 3 |
2042 | People in glass houses shouldn`t roll stones! | 1.2045 | 0.05152 | 88 | 73 | 12 | 3 |
2043 | Our relationship is a just a ball. I don't know, I can't pin it down. | 1.2045 | 0.05152 | 88 | 73 | 12 | 3 |
2044 | It was a bargain I couldn't pass up. | 1.2045 | 0.05636 | 88 | 75 | 8 | 5 |
2045 | Spring cleaning helps remind me how crazy COVID lockdowns were. | 1.2045 | 0.04891 | 88 | 72 | 14 | 2 |
2046 | You should have ordered ten of the pins for each ball. | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2047 | I think this is right, but I'm usually drunk when I go bowling. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2048 | I thought a spare was a good thing" | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2049 | I’ve always played it the way the Founding Fathers intended | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2050 | I'm not sure we can stay together. We're both juggling too much. | 1.2039 | 0.05043 | 103 | 87 | 11 | 5 |
2051 | Remember back when collecting was fun? | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
2052 | Here’s a thought... Let’s take a juggling class. | 1.2039 | 0.04851 | 103 | 86 | 13 | 4 |
2053 | Spare me the details and don't tell me we need to split the costs | 1.2035 | 0.04560 | 113 | 94 | 15 | 4 |
2054 | You seem a little bowled over by all this. | 1.2031 | 0.05968 | 64 | 53 | 9 | 2 |
2055 | Gloria, on paper, take-out bowling with free delivery, looked real good. | 1.2031 | 0.05537 | 64 | 52 | 11 | 1 |
2056 | It's the only way I could think of to do Covid-safe bowling. | 1.2031 | 0.05537 | 64 | 52 | 11 | 1 |
2057 | They seem to be mixing well but more males than females...do some of your pins have friends they can invite at short notice? | 1.2029 | 0.06047 | 69 | 58 | 8 | 3 |
2058 | I miss going out. | 1.2029 | 0.05684 | 69 | 57 | 10 | 2 |
2059 | Well, bowling-at-home didn’t quite become the pandemic craze I’d expected | 1.2029 | 0.05684 | 69 | 57 | 10 | 2 |
2060 | We went on strike, but I’ll spare you the details. | 1.2029 | 0.05684 | 69 | 57 | 10 | 2 |
2061 | I don’t know. | 1.2029 | 0.06390 | 69 | 59 | 6 | 4 |
2062 | It gets harder all the time to stop a free trial. | 1.2029 | 0.06715 | 69 | 60 | 4 | 5 |
2063 | About this work-from-home situation… | 1.2029 | 0.06047 | 69 | 58 | 8 | 3 |
2064 | When I mentioned 'pinball', this isn't what I had in mind. | 1.2029 | 0.05684 | 69 | 57 | 10 | 2 |
2065 | You haven't got the balls to hit me. | 1.2027 | 0.06079 | 74 | 63 | 7 | 4 |
2066 | I swear, I just have been bowling. | 1.2027 | 0.05435 | 74 | 61 | 11 | 2 |
2067 | You're not making getting a strike any easier. | 1.2027 | 0.05435 | 74 | 61 | 11 | 2 |
2068 | That’s a very reasonable guess but my favorite Coen Brothers movie is actually Burn After Reading. | 1.2027 | 0.05435 | 74 | 61 | 11 | 2 |
2069 | you sure this right | 1.2027 | 0.06079 | 74 | 63 | 7 | 4 |
2070 | Can't we just fight like it's 1999? | 1.2027 | 0.05435 | 74 | 61 | 11 | 2 |
2071 | What time are the Lanes arriving? | 1.2027 | 0.06079 | 74 | 63 | 7 | 4 |
2072 | They were sick of being told to stay in their own lane | 1.2027 | 0.05435 | 74 | 61 | 11 | 2 |
2073 | I can fit three fingers in these too. | 1.2027 | 0.05766 | 74 | 62 | 9 | 3 |
2074 | This is how I roll. | 1.2027 | 0.05435 | 74 | 61 | 11 | 2 |
2075 | Man, that Horoscope was dead on. | 1.2027 | 0.05435 | 74 | 61 | 11 | 2 |
2076 | I'm guessing this is not what you meant when you said, "pull the pin on our relationship." | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
2077 | Well, what did you want to put in the spare room? | 1.2025 | 0.05804 | 79 | 67 | 8 | 4 |
2078 | We are still good on toilet paper and sanitizer. I thought we might need to stock up on hobby supplies for when the next wave hits. | 1.2025 | 0.05804 | 79 | 67 | 8 | 4 |
2079 | Stay in your lane, and I’m sure we can work this out. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
2080 | The glue was your idea. | 1.2025 | 0.05804 | 79 | 67 | 8 | 4 |
2081 | When you said you were getting an alarm system in case someone breaks in, I was expecting something much simpler. | 1.2025 | 0.04550 | 79 | 63 | 16 | 0 |
2082 | Not exactly what I meant by "Super Bowl Party". | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
2083 | My real estate agent said this room could be used for absolutely anything. | 1.2025 | 0.05804 | 79 | 67 | 8 | 4 |
2084 | Let's just throw them all in the spare room. | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
2085 | Ok I admit last night was worse than I thought | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
2086 | I think we should establish a safe word. | 1.2025 | 0.05804 | 79 | 67 | 8 | 4 |
2087 | Is this a new SquidGames challenge? | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
2088 | Why do I get the feeling your trying to set me up? | 1.2024 | 0.04724 | 84 | 68 | 15 | 1 |
2089 | So, where is this relationship going? | 1.2024 | 0.05019 | 84 | 69 | 13 | 2 |
2090 | Exactly what lane are you in? | 1.2024 | 0.05297 | 84 | 70 | 11 | 3 |
2091 | I think the guy who turned the bowling alley into an exercise club duped us. | 1.2024 | 0.05561 | 84 | 71 | 9 | 4 |
2092 | I'm going pro. | 1.2024 | 0.05297 | 84 | 70 | 11 | 3 |
2093 | For our anniversary, I got you your favourite, ten pins and eighteen bowling balls. | 1.2024 | 0.05297 | 84 | 70 | 11 | 3 |
2094 | Perhaps there’s a better way to bring back the excitement | 1.2024 | 0.05297 | 84 | 70 | 11 | 3 |
2095 | Now the noise from our upstairs neighbors during the lockdown totally makes sense. | 1.2024 | 0.05019 | 84 | 69 | 13 | 2 |
2096 | I knew we should have gone for a rooftop swimming pool. | 1.2024 | 0.04410 | 84 | 67 | 17 | 0 |
2097 | Put down the spare. | 1.2022 | 0.05343 | 89 | 75 | 10 | 4 |
2098 | We need a different hobby. | 1.2022 | 0.05343 | 89 | 75 | 10 | 4 |
2099 | Coconuts and fresh-bottled milk - they'll see us through! | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
2100 | It's 2020. Why do I look like a beatnik? | 1.2022 | 0.05577 | 89 | 76 | 8 | 5 |
2101 | Brooklyn Bowl called. We can stop working from home. | 1.2022 | 0.05099 | 89 | 74 | 12 | 3 |
2102 | I thought the idea was to avoid hitting the pins | 1.2022 | 0.05577 | 89 | 76 | 8 | 5 |
2103 | This is why we chose an apartment with a spare room. | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2104 | 2 to 1, I win. | 1.2021 | 0.05147 | 94 | 79 | 11 | 4 |
2105 | Conveyor malfunction, I guess. | 1.2021 | 0.05147 | 94 | 79 | 11 | 4 |
2106 | You said I needed a hobby. | 1.2021 | 0.05147 | 94 | 79 | 11 | 4 |
2107 | Does our building even HAVE an alley? | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2108 | Is this the introduction to juggling class? | 1.2020 | 0.05173 | 99 | 84 | 10 | 5 |
2109 | How 'bout if we duel? | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2110 | YOU go stand over there. | 1.2018 | 0.04839 | 109 | 92 | 12 | 5 |
2111 | I don't really care what the guy below us thinks... he should have taken the penthouse... | 1.2018 | 0.04524 | 114 | 95 | 15 | 4 |
2112 | Bataka bats? So Seventies. | 1.2000 | 0.05695 | 75 | 63 | 9 | 3 |
2113 | Maybe there's a better sports analogy to help us explain equity to the kids. | 1.2000 | 0.06279 | 65 | 55 | 7 | 3 |
2114 | But you said you liked my balls.... | 1.2000 | 0.04965 | 85 | 70 | 13 | 2 |
2115 | I mean, no one said it was going to be easy. | 1.2000 | 0.05610 | 70 | 58 | 10 | 2 |
2116 | I need another bowling ball. | 1.2000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 69 | 6 | 5 |
2117 | I think it's a fair retaliation to the loud music downstairs. | 1.2000 | 0.04924 | 100 | 84 | 12 | 4 |
2118 | Put the pin down, honey. I'll hire a different living room decorator. | 1.2000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 68 | 8 | 4 |
2119 | " So you're betting I can slap you before you knock me out? | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
2120 | Does it make me a bad person to feel good about knocking down little white pins with a heavy black ball? | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2121 | 'I'm not sure this is up my alley.' | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 105 | 86 | 17 | 2 |
2122 | It's either going to make perfect sense when the shirts with our names on them arrive,or I'll agree that I've gone cooped up crazy. | 1.2000 | 0.05500 | 85 | 72 | 9 | 4 |
2123 | We're going to need special shoes. | 1.2000 | 0.04965 | 85 | 70 | 13 | 2 |
2124 | Spare me the speech about my obsession with bowling. | 1.2000 | 0.04674 | 85 | 69 | 15 | 1 |
2125 | That's not the way to get a strike | 1.2000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 68 | 8 | 4 |
2126 | How about giving up bowling for some furniture and a few kids | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2127 | So this is how we're going to prevent a strike? | 1.2000 | 0.05883 | 65 | 54 | 9 | 2 |
2128 | The rent was cheaper in the cave. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2129 | I think I picked the wrong hobby during the lockdown. | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2130 | ”This is your spare apartment? | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2131 | Thank You but these aren't exactly what I meant when I asked for a pinball game for my birthday. | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2132 | You forgot your hearing aid. I said we needed more ball point pens, not more bowling balls & pins. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2133 | Sorry it's a mess... the housekeeper is on strike. | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
2134 | Your text said pick up Tidy-Bowl? | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2135 | I mentioned I played once. Now it's all they gift me. | 1.2000 | 0.05967 | 70 | 59 | 8 | 3 |
2136 | I call this game, "Whack a bowl." | 1.2000 | 0.05239 | 85 | 71 | 11 | 3 |
2137 | The square footage is correct, but I think this apartment is laid out incorrectly. | 1.2000 | 0.05000 | 65 | 52 | 13 | 0 |
2138 | Each one is unique, like a fingerprint. | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
2139 | I never thought it was fair that the pins outnumbered the balls. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2140 | The maintenance fee alone will keep us in the gutter. | 1.2000 | 0.05967 | 70 | 59 | 8 | 3 |
2141 | If you have the target, I’ve got the balls……. | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
2142 | I thought this is how you wanted to play pinball? | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2143 | I think we should consider split custody | 1.2000 | 0.06305 | 70 | 60 | 6 | 4 |
2144 | Which way should I lay out the lane? | 1.2000 | 0.04965 | 85 | 70 | 13 | 2 |
2145 | Spare me and get your mind out of the gutter before I split. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2146 | When I was buying these, I couldn’t remember if you knock the ball into the pins, or the pin into the balls. | 1.2000 | 0.05288 | 90 | 76 | 10 | 4 |
2147 | Do you have to buy everything you see just because it's on a ballbuster sale? | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2148 | Why am I getting the sense that this place isn't up your alley? | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
2149 | Honey, you said you wouldn't be home until 5! | 1.2000 | 0.05022 | 75 | 61 | 13 | 1 |
2150 | I think we should’ve watched that YouTube tutorial first. | 1.2000 | 0.05967 | 70 | 59 | 8 | 3 |
2151 | I think we only have room for 5 pin. | 1.2000 | 0.05610 | 70 | 58 | 10 | 2 |
2152 | Do you think they heard us? | 1.2000 | 0.04965 | 85 | 70 | 13 | 2 |
2153 | Please, Jenny, bowling shoes only in the living room. | 1.2000 | 0.04495 | 100 | 82 | 16 | 2 |
2154 | Too phallic? | 1.2000 | 0.06003 | 75 | 64 | 7 | 4 |
2155 | So, you are cheating on me. | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2156 | Well it's a step up from walking on pins and needles. | 1.2000 | 0.05228 | 70 | 57 | 12 | 1 |
2157 | Can you request a different fringe benefit from the Paramount Lanes? | 1.2000 | 0.05610 | 70 | 58 | 10 | 2 |
2158 | The ad did say that the apartment came with a spare room. | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
2159 | I don't think this is how bowling works | 1.2000 | 0.04674 | 85 | 69 | 15 | 1 |
2160 | Don't worry- The downstairs neighbors will think we're walking. | 1.2000 | 0.04965 | 85 | 70 | 13 | 2 |
2161 | What now? | 1.2000 | 0.06279 | 65 | 55 | 7 | 3 |
2162 | Your retail therapy has gotten a bit out of control | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
2163 | It's not panic buying, I'm just not risking running out of the essentials after this latest covid wave. | 1.2000 | 0.04766 | 105 | 88 | 13 | 4 |
2164 | « You’re the one who said you were bored in the bedroom. » | 1.2000 | 0.05610 | 70 | 58 | 10 | 2 |
2165 | I don’t think this is going to work. | 1.2000 | 0.05125 | 100 | 85 | 10 | 5 |
2166 | You’ll be thanking me when the next pandemic wave hits and there’s a run on bowling paraphernalia. | 1.2000 | 0.05228 | 70 | 57 | 12 | 1 |
2167 | That’s the last strike! | 1.2000 | 0.04965 | 85 | 70 | 13 | 2 |
2168 | What do you mean I overcomplicate things? | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2169 | I said, 3 strikes and you’re out | 1.2000 | 0.05369 | 75 | 62 | 11 | 2 |
2170 | What can I say, Janet. I'm bowled over! | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2171 | I thought you said You were a Pinball wizard- not… oh never mind. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2172 | looks like we need more pins | 1.2000 | 0.06264 | 80 | 70 | 4 | 6 |
2173 | All we need now are the Alleys | 1.1981 | 0.04327 | 106 | 87 | 17 | 2 |
2174 | How many points did you say a strike is worth? | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
2175 | I said I was going on strike | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
2176 | I was tired of being on pins and needles. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2177 | No pun intended | 1.1978 | 0.05234 | 91 | 77 | 10 | 4 |
2178 | I happened upon an auction and now I have an amazing new life plan for us... | 1.1978 | 0.04996 | 91 | 76 | 12 | 3 |
2179 | Alexa. Start recording. | 1.1978 | 0.05463 | 91 | 78 | 8 | 5 |
2180 | They're called House Balls for a reason. | 1.1978 | 0.04199 | 91 | 73 | 18 | 0 |
2181 | Maybe when they said get a hobby to get through the pandemic we picked the wrong one? | 1.1978 | 0.04996 | 91 | 76 | 12 | 3 |
2182 | They want to be friends. | 1.1978 | 0.04480 | 91 | 74 | 16 | 1 |
2183 | I told you meeting my side of the family would be weird. | 1.1978 | 0.04745 | 91 | 75 | 14 | 2 |
2184 | What did the Roomba ever do to you? | 1.1977 | 0.04912 | 86 | 71 | 13 | 2 |
2185 | Soon we'll be able to afford an alley. | 1.1977 | 0.04912 | 86 | 71 | 13 | 2 |
2186 | They're on strike, so I said they can crash at our place. | 1.1977 | 0.05441 | 86 | 73 | 9 | 4 |
2187 | Not all hobbies are good to do at home. | 1.1977 | 0.04625 | 86 | 70 | 15 | 1 |
2188 | We agreed. No kids. Just bowling. Don’t go weak on me now. | 1.1977 | 0.04912 | 86 | 71 | 13 | 2 |
2189 | I had a seizure while shopping on Amazon. | 1.1977 | 0.05183 | 86 | 72 | 11 | 3 |
2190 | One last round before the condo board meeting? | 1.1977 | 0.04912 | 86 | 71 | 13 | 2 |
2191 | But we went clubbing last week. | 1.1977 | 0.05183 | 86 | 72 | 11 | 3 |
2192 | Freud who now? | 1.1977 | 0.04625 | 86 | 70 | 15 | 1 |
2193 | Wait, this is a set up | 1.1977 | 0.04912 | 86 | 71 | 13 | 2 |
2194 | This IS worse than walking on pins and needles. | 1.1977 | 0.05183 | 86 | 72 | 11 | 3 |
2195 | I never promised you our marriage would be a bowl of cherries. | 1.1975 | 0.04785 | 81 | 66 | 14 | 1 |
2196 | Is this your metaphorically-passive-aggressive way of telling me our marriage is in the gutter? | 1.1975 | 0.05392 | 81 | 68 | 10 | 3 |
2197 | Why do you say bowling is sexist? | 1.1975 | 0.05392 | 81 | 68 | 10 | 3 |
2198 | I call balls, you take pins. | 1.1975 | 0.05392 | 81 | 68 | 10 | 3 |
2199 | If I didn’t agree to work from home I would have been fired. | 1.1975 | 0.04451 | 81 | 65 | 16 | 0 |
2200 | You said anything but a poker night. | 1.1975 | 0.05392 | 81 | 68 | 10 | 3 |
2201 | You're right. It's time to hold a garage sale. | 1.1975 | 0.05098 | 81 | 67 | 12 | 2 |
2202 | Welp, that's the last of your stuff. | 1.1975 | 0.05098 | 81 | 67 | 12 | 2 |
2203 | I'm unfamiliar with the game. Where do you want this? | 1.1975 | 0.05392 | 81 | 68 | 10 | 3 |
2204 | They made a peace treaty. | 1.1975 | 0.05392 | 81 | 68 | 10 | 3 |
2205 | That internet firm WeBowl is having a closeout sale. | 1.1975 | 0.04785 | 81 | 66 | 14 | 1 |
2206 | Thank you for the surprise. But I said I have a PINBALL collection, not pins AND balls. | 1.1975 | 0.05392 | 81 | 68 | 10 | 3 |
2207 | Let's take this to the alley. | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
2208 | Let's settle this in the alley. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
2209 | So I struck out…again? | 1.1974 | 0.05929 | 76 | 65 | 7 | 4 |
2210 | when my profile said bowling is my life, this isn't what I had in mind. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
2211 | On second thought,the buy-one-get-one-free wasn't such a great deal. | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
2212 | It's a solutions based concept that can't fail. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
2213 | Umm… you are very striking | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
2214 | They were on sale. Buy one, get two balls free. | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
2215 | You laugh now but soon it’ll be the next at-home workout trend. | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
2216 | Well, you never had the balls anyway | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
2217 | I don't think this is what your OB/GYN meant when he suggested Kegeling exercises." | 1.1972 | 0.05537 | 71 | 59 | 10 | 2 |
2218 | They're all on strike. | 1.1972 | 0.05537 | 71 | 59 | 10 | 2 |
2219 | I’ve missed you so much | 1.1972 | 0.05537 | 71 | 59 | 10 | 2 |
2220 | This isn’t what I had in mind for the spare room. | 1.1972 | 0.05537 | 71 | 59 | 10 | 2 |
2221 | We might not be quite ready to juggle chainsaws. | 1.1972 | 0.05537 | 71 | 59 | 10 | 2 |
2222 | I rescued them from a dark alley. | 1.1972 | 0.05537 | 71 | 59 | 10 | 2 |
2223 | I think the cat can make it through, but it will be impossible for the dog. | 1.1972 | 0.05161 | 71 | 58 | 12 | 1 |
2224 | It's a game-changer. | 1.1972 | 0.05890 | 71 | 60 | 8 | 3 |
2225 | Just be glad we didn't take up horseback riding during the pandemic. | 1.1972 | 0.05890 | 71 | 60 | 8 | 3 |
2226 | That's all the invite said? A support group for those recovering from a difficult split? | 1.1972 | 0.05161 | 71 | 58 | 12 | 1 |
2227 | I thought I ordered a set of bowls. | 1.1970 | 0.05802 | 66 | 55 | 9 | 2 |
2228 | I have to learn to say “no”. | 1.1970 | 0.05802 | 66 | 55 | 9 | 2 |
2229 | Are you sure they are going to let this porno on TicTok | 1.1970 | 0.05385 | 66 | 54 | 11 | 1 |
2230 | The neighbors called to complain about the noise. Maybe we should try and learn to juggle with something lighter. | 1.1970 | 0.05385 | 66 | 54 | 11 | 1 |
2231 | I thought YOU ordered the 20 pairs of pre-worn shoes. | 1.1970 | 0.05802 | 66 | 55 | 9 | 2 |
2232 | This is why my shoes have numbers on them. | 1.1970 | 0.05385 | 66 | 54 | 11 | 1 |
2233 | Thank goodness the COVID lockdown is going to be over soon. | 1.1970 | 0.05385 | 66 | 54 | 11 | 1 |
2234 | My fingers have been stuck in these for three hours and the door to the bathroom is broken. | 1.1970 | 0.06556 | 66 | 57 | 5 | 4 |
2235 | ‘TikTok made me do it..’ | 1.1970 | 0.05385 | 66 | 54 | 11 | 1 |
2236 | It was their yearly BOGO sale. We’ll get a sofa eventually… | 1.1970 | 0.06190 | 66 | 56 | 7 | 3 |
2237 | What? This is legitimate political discourse. | 1.1967 | 0.06105 | 61 | 51 | 8 | 2 |
2238 | My fingers are stuck inside, so just give my balls a whack. | 1.1967 | 0.06105 | 61 | 51 | 8 | 2 |
2239 | Why is it pins always come in packs of ten, but balls come in bags of eight? | 1.1967 | 0.05639 | 61 | 50 | 10 | 1 |
2240 | I really regret not buying furniture instead | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2241 | I call this game, the Penthouse Rumble. | 1.1959 | 0.05210 | 97 | 83 | 9 | 5 |
2242 | It was “buy one, get one free” | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2243 | Pandemic bowling has finally lost its appeal. | 1.1957 | 0.04437 | 92 | 75 | 16 | 1 |
2244 | First this, then “Cupcake Wars.” | 1.1957 | 0.05407 | 92 | 79 | 8 | 5 |
2245 | I don’t think this is how we play baseball | 1.1957 | 0.04946 | 92 | 77 | 12 | 3 |
2246 | After-party | 1.1957 | 0.05407 | 92 | 79 | 8 | 5 |
2247 | . Look, we don't need the pins. We're going to line up the balls at the end of the lane since the balls now identify as pins. | 1.1957 | 0.05407 | 92 | 79 | 8 | 5 |
2248 | Really? You prefer duckpin? | 1.1954 | 0.04578 | 87 | 71 | 15 | 1 |
2249 | who ordered these... The ratio is all wrong! | 1.1954 | 0.04578 | 87 | 71 | 15 | 1 |
2250 | I meant bowled over literally. | 1.1954 | 0.05128 | 87 | 73 | 11 | 3 |
2251 | Gosh, I love a good estate sale. Let’s check out the pickleball room next. | 1.1954 | 0.04578 | 87 | 71 | 15 | 1 |
2252 | You didn't buy a mallet? | 1.1954 | 0.05128 | 87 | 73 | 11 | 3 |
2253 | I don’t think this is how you’re supposed to play | 1.1954 | 0.05128 | 87 | 73 | 11 | 3 |
2254 | How did we reach this point? | 1.1954 | 0.04861 | 87 | 72 | 13 | 2 |
2255 | When I suggested we embrace the spirit of East Brunswick, this is not what I had in mind! | 1.1954 | 0.04861 | 87 | 72 | 13 | 2 |
2256 | Maybe we should have never left the cave. | 1.1954 | 0.05383 | 87 | 74 | 9 | 4 |
2257 | So maybe we could use them to make a chair? | 1.1951 | 0.05331 | 82 | 69 | 10 | 3 |
2258 | They told me to stay in my lane | 1.1951 | 0.05041 | 82 | 68 | 12 | 2 |
2259 | We can corner the market in a niche industry. | 1.1951 | 0.04733 | 82 | 67 | 14 | 1 |
2260 | The irony dawned on him immediately when she split up with him at 7:10PM | 1.1951 | 0.05331 | 82 | 69 | 10 | 3 |
2261 | So all you wanted to do was start the bidding? | 1.1951 | 0.05041 | 82 | 68 | 12 | 2 |
2262 | Pick a lane." Sue Cusack, Evanston, Illinoi | 1.1951 | 0.05331 | 82 | 69 | 10 | 3 |
2263 | Let's make like a pin and split. | 1.1951 | 0.05607 | 82 | 70 | 8 | 4 |
2264 | It’s a super bowl party. | 1.1951 | 0.05041 | 82 | 68 | 12 | 2 |
2265 | I didn't want to seven-ten split with you ... | 1.1948 | 0.05242 | 77 | 64 | 11 | 2 |
2266 | Alley oops? | 1.1948 | 0.05857 | 77 | 66 | 7 | 4 |
2267 | We take turns jumping over the pins or running away from the balls. | 1.1948 | 0.05242 | 77 | 64 | 11 | 2 |
2268 | Seriously, you're calling a"foot fault?" | 1.1948 | 0.05558 | 77 | 65 | 9 | 3 |
2269 | You are the quantum electron I have always dreamed about. | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
2270 | I thought you were canceling the subscription! | 1.1948 | 0.05242 | 77 | 64 | 11 | 2 |
2271 | They say just have tiny little wins every day | 1.1948 | 0.05558 | 77 | 65 | 9 | 3 |
2272 | I know you promised to never strike me, but you may really be asking for it. | 1.1944 | 0.05096 | 72 | 59 | 12 | 1 |
2273 | We should have been suspicious when the real estate guy said the apartment was at the end of an alley | 1.1944 | 0.04697 | 72 | 58 | 14 | 0 |
2274 | I saw your Feng Shui guy at the bowling alley again. | 1.1944 | 0.05096 | 72 | 59 | 12 | 1 |
2275 | This stuff was just sitting in the alley. | 1.1944 | 0.06141 | 72 | 62 | 6 | 4 |
2276 | If you think my aim was bad here, don’t go into the bathroom. | 1.1944 | 0.06141 | 72 | 62 | 6 | 4 |
2277 | Spare me, would you. I’m on strike. | 1.1944 | 0.05467 | 72 | 60 | 10 | 2 |
2278 | All they've known is life in captivity. They'd wouldn't last a day out in the wild. | 1.1944 | 0.05096 | 72 | 59 | 12 | 1 |
2279 | Maybe the drum set wasn't a bad idea after all. | 1.1944 | 0.05814 | 72 | 61 | 8 | 3 |
2280 | I just don't see this getting more popular than pickle-ball. | 1.1944 | 0.05467 | 72 | 60 | 10 | 2 |
2281 | This was $200 less than the one next door, with mouse traps and ping pong balls. | 1.1944 | 0.05096 | 72 | 59 | 12 | 1 |
2282 | Once I’m juggling these two, just lob that pin up nice and soft and we’ll build from there. | 1.1944 | 0.05467 | 72 | 60 | 10 | 2 |
2283 | Bowling alley flooring is so passé | 1.1944 | 0.05096 | 72 | 59 | 12 | 1 |
2284 | Time to piss off the downstairs neighbor again | 1.1944 | 0.05814 | 72 | 61 | 8 | 3 |
2285 | The decorator called it “mid-western avant-gard.” | 1.1944 | 0.05467 | 72 | 60 | 10 | 2 |
2286 | So... I had my bowling crew over, and I may have told 'em it was a BYOB party. | 1.1940 | 0.05312 | 67 | 55 | 11 | 1 |
2287 | I can’t work from home. | 1.1940 | 0.06104 | 67 | 57 | 7 | 3 |
2288 | It’s a good thing the downstairs neighbor is in a rock band | 1.1940 | 0.05312 | 67 | 55 | 11 | 1 |
2289 | I thought we had a spare. | 1.1940 | 0.06104 | 67 | 57 | 7 | 3 |
2290 | Spare me your comments. | 1.1940 | 0.06104 | 67 | 57 | 7 | 3 |
2291 | You want to see other bowlers? | 1.1940 | 0.05312 | 67 | 55 | 11 | 1 |
2292 | Didn't you say that we should "aim for strikes" in our relationship? | 1.1940 | 0.05722 | 67 | 56 | 9 | 2 |
2293 | Since Covid closed the bowling alleys this is the best I could do | 1.1940 | 0.05312 | 67 | 55 | 11 | 1 |
2294 | What if they just hit them all at once? | 1.1940 | 0.06104 | 67 | 57 | 7 | 3 |
2295 | Yeah,you got the pins and I got the balls,but I thought you were going to buy the furniture. | 1.1940 | 0.04868 | 67 | 54 | 13 | 0 |
2296 | Stay in you lane already! | 1.1940 | 0.05722 | 67 | 56 | 9 | 2 |
2297 | So, I brought my work home, ok? | 1.1940 | 0.06464 | 67 | 58 | 5 | 4 |
2298 | I also thought this was a singles night AT a bowling alley, not FOR one. | 1.1940 | 0.05722 | 67 | 56 | 9 | 2 |
2299 | …and the great part is, if we don’t want them anymore we can just roll them down the stairs! | 1.1940 | 0.05722 | 67 | 56 | 9 | 2 |
2300 | Wait, am I Putin and you're Biden; or am I Biden and you're Putin? | 1.1939 | 0.04508 | 98 | 81 | 15 | 2 |
2301 | If I make another strike, we're getting a divorce. | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2302 | The listing says there is room to spare. | 1.1935 | 0.06014 | 62 | 52 | 8 | 2 |
2303 | True, they do say people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, but we're bowling and these are impact windows. | 1.1935 | 0.05557 | 62 | 51 | 10 | 1 |
2304 | It worked. I don’t feel like bowling. | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2305 | Ball, bottle, shoes! You win. | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2306 | It’s pin neutral bowling. | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2307 | Will you hold my balls? | 1.1932 | 0.05326 | 88 | 75 | 9 | 4 |
2308 | Why do we have to be like everyone else? | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2309 | Duh, yes! Car boot sales are still a thing. | 1.1932 | 0.05566 | 88 | 76 | 7 | 5 |
2310 | Ball? Pin? Scissors? | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2311 | I thought you said alley, not apartment | 1.1932 | 0.05326 | 88 | 75 | 9 | 4 |
2312 | We both know your Super Bowl dreams were unrealistic, so I settled for the next best thing. | 1.1930 | 0.05274 | 57 | 46 | 11 | 0 |
2313 | It was all they had left at Costco | 1.1928 | 0.05272 | 83 | 70 | 10 | 3 |
2314 | Maybe a home bowling alley wasn't the best idea for a pandemic activity, after all. | 1.1928 | 0.04681 | 83 | 68 | 14 | 1 |
2315 | I want to know we always have a spare. | 1.1928 | 0.04985 | 83 | 69 | 12 | 2 |
2316 | And to think I was just about to give up trying to find someone who also had a passion for strewing bowling balls and pins throughout their house. | 1.1928 | 0.05272 | 83 | 70 | 10 | 3 |
2317 | I guess bowling just isn’t up my alley. | 1.1928 | 0.04985 | 83 | 69 | 12 | 2 |
2318 | Well, you finally got your spare room. | 1.1928 | 0.04985 | 83 | 69 | 12 | 2 |
2319 | So should we strike? | 1.1928 | 0.05544 | 83 | 71 | 8 | 4 |
2320 | We decided to make the office sports inclusive! | 1.1928 | 0.04681 | 83 | 68 | 14 | 1 |
2321 | How about checkers? | 1.1927 | 0.04604 | 109 | 92 | 13 | 4 |
2322 | This is not an easy party game to explain. | 1.1923 | 0.04848 | 78 | 64 | 13 | 1 |
2323 | From IKEA’s BAULING Series. Timeless design with subtle details such as rounded cushions and wooden legs. | 1.1923 | 0.04848 | 78 | 64 | 13 | 1 |
2324 | Am I sensing unhappiness with my hobby? | 1.1923 | 0.04848 | 78 | 64 | 13 | 1 |
2325 | Where did you get those shoes. | 1.1923 | 0.05492 | 78 | 66 | 9 | 3 |
2326 | I think this setup makes it impossible for the neighbors to get a strike | 1.1923 | 0.04848 | 78 | 64 | 13 | 1 |
2327 | Look, I'm sorry you have square fingers.... | 1.1923 | 0.05180 | 78 | 65 | 11 | 2 |
2328 | I thought you meant we should go to a therapist when you said we should work on our split! | 1.1923 | 0.04848 | 78 | 64 | 13 | 1 |
2329 | Our design sense it too avant-garde. | 1.1923 | 0.05492 | 78 | 66 | 9 | 3 |
2330 | What do you think the apartment below us thinks we are doing? | 1.1923 | 0.04848 | 78 | 64 | 13 | 1 |
2331 | This life in the fast lane is exhausting. | 1.1923 | 0.06068 | 78 | 68 | 5 | 5 |
2332 | It said they were spare. | 1.1923 | 0.05180 | 78 | 65 | 11 | 2 |
2333 | Something our downstairs neighbor said gave me the idea. | 1.1923 | 0.05180 | 78 | 65 | 11 | 2 |
2334 | This will be nothing like juggling children | 1.1923 | 0.05180 | 78 | 65 | 11 | 2 |
2335 | You mean there are NO rules!? | 1.1923 | 0.05787 | 78 | 67 | 7 | 4 |
2336 | See if you can unplug the smart speaker. | 1.1923 | 0.05492 | 78 | 66 | 9 | 3 |
2337 | Bring your pin to work day. | 1.1923 | 0.04848 | 78 | 64 | 13 | 1 |
2338 | - Now, where’s that Turkey? | 1.1923 | 0.05492 | 78 | 66 | 9 | 3 |
2339 | These should go in the Foyer | 1.1923 | 0.05787 | 78 | 67 | 7 | 4 |
2340 | Getting more pins and balls is not going to solve anything. We need a couch. | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
2341 | Casual Casualties | 1.1919 | 0.04906 | 99 | 84 | 11 | 4 |
2342 | When they said this apartment had a 'spare bedroom,' this wasn't what I was expecting. | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
2343 | My mother always warned me it would end up this way. | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
2344 | Serial bowlers, never know when we’re going to strike. | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
2345 | My therapist suggested this, don't blame me | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
2346 | Nice birthday surprise, but do you know the rules of bowling? | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
2347 | I’m thinking of calling it “bouquet.” | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
2348 | Because I hate the people living below us, that's why. | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
2349 | Okay, but shouldn't I start my juggling career with something a little easier? | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
2350 | I will strike you down right here! | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
2351 | I just love that we waited for marriage so we can figure this out together. | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
2352 | You said you wanted to be bowled over… | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
2353 | You’re going to want more pins. | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
2354 | Sounds like they're watching TV down there. | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
2355 | the listing said “alley” kitchen, not “galley” kitchen… | 1.1918 | 0.05033 | 73 | 60 | 12 | 1 |
2356 | Honey, please don't take away these balls too | 1.1918 | 0.05740 | 73 | 62 | 8 | 3 |
2357 | But honey, try to understand this from my point of view. | 1.1918 | 0.05398 | 73 | 61 | 10 | 2 |
2358 | This room has too many bowling balls. | 1.1915 | 0.05300 | 94 | 81 | 8 | 5 |
2359 | This is more up your alley. | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2360 | Meet you in the alley. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2361 | I have the pin, but where’s the donkey? | 1.1915 | 0.05715 | 94 | 83 | 4 | 7 |
2362 | So THIS is where they go when they disappear after every turn… | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2363 | We need to find a new place. I’m tired of living in the gutter. | 1.1912 | 0.05644 | 68 | 57 | 9 | 2 |
2364 | Downstairs neighbors again - They say 'No, Duckpin won't be better.' | 1.1912 | 0.05644 | 68 | 57 | 9 | 2 |
2365 | This place seemed right up your alley. | 1.1912 | 0.04804 | 68 | 55 | 13 | 0 |
2366 | I'm new to this game. Are you sure we really need these many pins and balls? | 1.1912 | 0.05241 | 68 | 56 | 11 | 1 |
2367 | Better than a ball and chain, don't you think? | 1.1912 | 0.05241 | 68 | 56 | 11 | 1 |
2368 | The guests will be here in thirty minutes and this is the best you can come up with for an icebreaker? | 1.1912 | 0.05644 | 68 | 57 | 9 | 2 |
2369 | At the count of three yell Yahtzee! That should really confuse them. | 1.1912 | 0.05644 | 68 | 57 | 9 | 2 |
2370 | Maybe we're over thinking this | 1.1912 | 0.06375 | 68 | 59 | 5 | 4 |
2371 | So THAT’S what the upstairs neighbors have been doing this whole time | 1.1912 | 0.05644 | 68 | 57 | 9 | 2 |
2372 | This wasn't what I imagined when you said that you wanted more spare time. | 1.1912 | 0.06021 | 68 | 58 | 7 | 3 |
2373 | Look, it's not my fault that pins come in packs of 10 and balls come in packs of 12. | 1.1912 | 0.05644 | 68 | 57 | 9 | 2 |
2374 | I thought the Ebay ad said: pin ball "machine"... | 1.1910 | 0.04761 | 89 | 74 | 13 | 2 |
2375 | CB2 had a sale | 1.1910 | 0.04761 | 89 | 74 | 13 | 2 |
2376 | So what do you say, paper-scissors-stone to decide who juggles what? | 1.1910 | 0.04485 | 89 | 73 | 15 | 1 |
2377 | I call it 'In My Spare Time.' | 1.1910 | 0.05022 | 89 | 75 | 11 | 3 |
2378 | Yes,but do you have a spare room? | 1.1910 | 0.04485 | 89 | 73 | 15 | 1 |
2379 | a fun new program to get you in shape this summer: bowlates | 1.1910 | 0.04761 | 89 | 74 | 13 | 2 |
2380 | We never bowl like we used to anymore. | 1.1910 | 0.04190 | 89 | 72 | 17 | 0 |
2381 | The bowling alley is letting you work from home? | 1.1909 | 0.04379 | 110 | 92 | 15 | 3 |
2382 | On the plus side, this apartment comes with free shoe rental. | 1.1905 | 0.05925 | 63 | 53 | 8 | 2 |
2383 | We have everything we need except the parquet. | 1.1905 | 0.05476 | 63 | 52 | 10 | 1 |
2384 | Why did we buy that “Mystery Box?” | 1.1905 | 0.05476 | 63 | 52 | 10 | 1 |
2385 | Oh. I call it pinball. | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2386 | Don’t look at me like that… they were buy one get one free. | 1.1905 | 0.05738 | 84 | 73 | 6 | 5 |
2387 | And as I shopped at the bowling alley's going out of business clearance sale, I finally realized.... Epstein didn't kill himself. | 1.1905 | 0.05476 | 63 | 52 | 10 | 1 |
2388 | Babe, I mentioned I liked bowling. Like, once. A long time ago. It's too late. | 1.1905 | 0.05476 | 63 | 52 | 10 | 1 |
2389 | Maybe there’s some better use for these things than juggling | 1.1905 | 0.05925 | 63 | 53 | 8 | 2 |
2390 | Maybe it’s time for you to go back to the office. | 1.1905 | 0.05925 | 63 | 53 | 8 | 2 |
2391 | Brother can you spare a pin? | 1.1899 | 0.04792 | 79 | 65 | 13 | 1 |
2392 | Why don't we just get an alarm system installed? | 1.1899 | 0.05996 | 79 | 69 | 5 | 5 |
2393 | This is not the pinball game I ordered! | 1.1899 | 0.05428 | 79 | 67 | 9 | 3 |
2394 | Is this what you meant when you said I'd be bowled over? | 1.1899 | 0.05719 | 79 | 68 | 7 | 4 |
2395 | No way, bitch. I’m Beavis, you’re Butthead. | 1.1899 | 0.05428 | 79 | 67 | 9 | 3 |
2396 | This reminds me of the loaves and fishes. | 1.1899 | 0.05428 | 79 | 67 | 9 | 3 |
2397 | ‘I knew we should’ve bought a 3-laner’ | 1.1899 | 0.05120 | 79 | 66 | 11 | 2 |
2398 | They thought their love of bowling could keep them together but, sadly that fateful morning, at 7:10, split. | 1.1899 | 0.05120 | 79 | 66 | 11 | 2 |
2399 | We cant split up, we give each other's lives purpose | 1.1899 | 0.04792 | 79 | 65 | 13 | 1 |
2400 | That's the trouble with Tribbles. | 1.1895 | 0.04563 | 95 | 79 | 14 | 2 |
2401 | If they can hold rock concert upstairs, then we can do this. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
2402 | They're vintage, so I collect them. | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
2403 | I’m so sorry, but I did pay extra for soundproofing. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2404 | You've got to stop taking your work home with you. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
2405 | You’re right, juggling is hard, plus the neighbors hate us. | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
2406 | The bylaws are silent on hallway bowling. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
2407 | Are you sure this is the right equipment for Buns of Steel? | 1.1892 | 0.04584 | 74 | 60 | 14 | 0 |
2408 | Who gets to be the pin setter? | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
2409 | No, I said Tin Pan Alley… | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
2410 | I know this is odd but I feel like a punchline in a New Yorker cartoon” | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2411 | At the party, you said there was no way we'd win that bid. | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
2412 | So, you know that theory about the penny and the Empire State Building... | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2413 | This relationship can never work. I’m from Boston; we have candlepin living rooms, not ten-pin. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
2414 | Sorry if you were expecting something else when I said I liked skittles. I like the balls too. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2415 | Okay, I know, but it was buy 20, get 1 free. You can't turn down a deal like that. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2416 | I don't think mixed-use zoning covers this | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2417 | Explain to me again what the upstairs neighbor was doing at 3am | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2418 | My mind is in the gutter. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2419 | Wait ... what's the object of Bowling Deconstructed again? | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2420 | I'm pinning down the concept. | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2421 | My mother was right. | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2422 | Violence won't help, babe. Put down the pin. | 1.1884 | 0.05569 | 69 | 58 | 9 | 2 |
2423 | Please be patient. Remember, last week there were more bowling pins than bowling balls. | 1.1884 | 0.05569 | 69 | 58 | 9 | 2 |
2424 | I guess we don't have space for it after all. | 1.1884 | 0.05172 | 69 | 57 | 11 | 1 |
2425 | This is not my idea of bowling. Could we do this in the hall. | 1.1884 | 0.05569 | 69 | 58 | 9 | 2 |
2426 | No doubt this is the spare bedroom in the listing. | 1.1884 | 0.05172 | 69 | 57 | 11 | 1 |
2427 | It’s not you it’s me. | 1.1884 | 0.05172 | 69 | 57 | 11 | 1 |
2428 | I call it free-form bowling. | 1.1884 | 0.05569 | 69 | 58 | 9 | 2 |
2429 | Just covering my bases until I find the right metaphor. | 1.1884 | 0.05172 | 69 | 57 | 11 | 1 |
2430 | Bowling alone at home. | 1.1884 | 0.06618 | 69 | 61 | 3 | 5 |
2431 | I don’t mean to sound ungrateful, but it’s not an ideal spare bedroom. | 1.1884 | 0.05172 | 69 | 57 | 11 | 1 |
2432 | It's an homage to Pin Ball | 1.1884 | 0.06288 | 69 | 60 | 5 | 4 |
2433 | Just don't set the pins against the window. | 1.1884 | 0.05172 | 69 | 57 | 11 | 1 |
2434 | You have ballsy ideas but, in the end, they always pin the blame on me. | 1.1884 | 0.05172 | 69 | 57 | 11 | 1 |
2435 | Even if we do get evicted, this apartment will still be the birthplace of bowlcce. | 1.1884 | 0.05569 | 69 | 58 | 9 | 2 |
2436 | Who's office was this? | 1.1884 | 0.05939 | 69 | 59 | 7 | 3 |
2437 | Have you seen my shoes? | 1.1884 | 0.05939 | 69 | 59 | 7 | 3 |
2438 | We’re not bad upstairs neighbours, are we? | 1.1884 | 0.05172 | 69 | 57 | 11 | 1 |
2439 | I'm just saying it's easier with duck pins. | 1.1882 | 0.04878 | 85 | 71 | 12 | 2 |
2440 | Are you sure this is 10 Pin Floor Snooker? | 1.1882 | 0.04878 | 85 | 71 | 12 | 2 |
2441 | They're family. | 1.1882 | 0.04878 | 85 | 71 | 12 | 2 |
2442 | Please, Diane, just stay in your lane. | 1.1882 | 0.04582 | 85 | 70 | 14 | 1 |
2443 | Janice, your kleptomania in bowling alleys is out of control. | 1.1882 | 0.04878 | 85 | 71 | 12 | 2 |
2444 | All I said was that we needed to get the ball rolling. | 1.1882 | 0.04582 | 85 | 70 | 14 | 1 |
2445 | It's a cross between billiards and bowling. | 1.1882 | 0.04582 | 85 | 70 | 14 | 1 |
2446 | No, no, the pins are not for hitting the balls. | 1.1882 | 0.04878 | 85 | 71 | 12 | 2 |
2447 | You know, there's an app for this game! | 1.1882 | 0.04582 | 85 | 70 | 14 | 1 |
2448 | I thought you said it was unfurnished? | 1.1882 | 0.04582 | 85 | 70 | 14 | 1 |
2449 | Please stop shopping at going-out-of-business sales. | 1.1882 | 0.05157 | 85 | 72 | 10 | 3 |
2450 | I think it's time to move out of the alley. | 1.1881 | 0.04386 | 101 | 84 | 15 | 2 |
2451 | I spent my childhood in an alley. | 1.1875 | 0.05364 | 80 | 68 | 9 | 3 |
2452 | I didn't think a rent strike would be so loud. | 1.1875 | 0.04738 | 80 | 66 | 13 | 1 |
2453 | Well, you DID tell me to pick up a spare hobby. | 1.1875 | 0.04391 | 80 | 65 | 15 | 0 |
2454 | Maybe we could invite them up for cocktails and a few frames. | 1.1875 | 0.05061 | 80 | 67 | 11 | 2 |
2455 | Maybe we should find another sport until pandemic’s over | 1.1875 | 0.04738 | 80 | 66 | 13 | 1 |
2456 | I wonder why none of the kids showed up for batting practice. | 1.1875 | 0.04738 | 80 | 66 | 13 | 1 |
2457 | I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I think we need a split. | 1.1875 | 0.05364 | 80 | 68 | 9 | 3 |
2458 | I gathered a bunch of experts on strikes | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2459 | It's like having a pool. Once the neighbors figure out we have a lane, they'll all want to come over and play, no? | 1.1875 | 0.05840 | 64 | 54 | 8 | 2 |
2460 | I'm not sure this is the best choice for home security. | 1.1875 | 0.05061 | 80 | 67 | 11 | 2 |
2461 | Right, it's the spare bedroom. What'd you think I meant? | 1.1875 | 0.05364 | 80 | 68 | 9 | 3 |
2462 | I thought you were supposed to do this in a bowling alley | 1.1875 | 0.06635 | 64 | 56 | 4 | 4 |
2463 | I thought that’s what you meant when you said, ‘Hey, big guy, bowl me over and pin me down!’ | 1.1875 | 0.05364 | 80 | 68 | 9 | 3 |
2464 | Let's try a ratio of ten pins to one ball. | 1.1875 | 0.05061 | 80 | 67 | 11 | 2 |
2465 | They said they heard bowling up here, so by God we're going to give them bowling. You knock the pins around and I'll drop the balls. | 1.1875 | 0.05840 | 64 | 54 | 8 | 2 |
2466 | Spare me the details. | 1.1875 | 0.05364 | 80 | 68 | 9 | 3 |
2467 | When I said we should rob the bowling alley, I meant the cash in the cash registers. | 1.1875 | 0.05840 | 64 | 54 | 8 | 2 |
2468 | Since we split,my life has been in the gutter. | 1.1875 | 0.04738 | 80 | 66 | 13 | 1 |
2469 | Wait I think I heard the neighbors knocking. Think they want to play? | 1.1875 | 0.05061 | 80 | 67 | 11 | 2 |
2470 | What, Honey? You said we could make this into a fitness room if I stayed within our budget. | 1.1875 | 0.04917 | 64 | 52 | 12 | 0 |
2471 | I don't think we can spare this one, let's just split. | 1.1869 | 0.04430 | 107 | 90 | 14 | 3 |
2472 | Can we skip bowling night this week? Keeping up our retro hipster cred is exhausting. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2473 | I'm the one with the balls!! Pin girl! | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2474 | I don't think every ball needs a pin. | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2475 | It's about your hoarding. I'm beginning to see a pattern. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2476 | It looks like a stand off. The pins are outnumbered but still standing while the balls have lost their momentum. | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2477 | Let’s strike a bargain. | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2478 | I think most people just bring their own shoes. | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
2479 | When you said we should try to improve our games, I pictured it a little differently. | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
2480 | Sure, I've got my things to juggle and you've got yours. | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
2481 | Well, ya see, Papa was a bowling stoner, wherever he left his pin was his home....... | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
2482 | The Realtor did say the place was at the end of the lane. | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
2483 | Yes, the WHOLE floor. Do you see those gaps? Where there isn’t a bowling ball or bowling pin? That’s no good. The whole floor needs to be bowling. I’m tired of floor. I only. Want. Bowling. | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
2484 | You wouldn't happen to have a spare ball, would you? | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
2485 | I thought we were set for life. | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
2486 | I'm sorry but it's time for us to split. | 1.1867 | 0.05910 | 75 | 65 | 6 | 4 |
2487 | I said trolling! | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
2488 | I don’t think our idea to reinvent bowling is working. | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
2489 | Don't tell me you sold the alley. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
2490 | These were buy two, get one free. | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
2491 | It's called Bocci Bowl | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
2492 | Three strikes and you’re out | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
2493 | You think this is bad? Wait until you see the gutter! | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
2494 | It’s like 52 pickup, except the goal is to knocks the pins down. | 1.1864 | 0.06151 | 59 | 50 | 7 | 2 |
2495 | Honey, I think I broke the pinball machine… | 1.1864 | 0.06151 | 59 | 50 | 7 | 2 |
2496 | Our company is going on strike so I got the necessary supplies | 1.1863 | 0.04772 | 102 | 87 | 11 | 4 |
2497 | I took up bowling only after I realized that darts were ruining my walls. | 1.1860 | 0.04533 | 86 | 71 | 14 | 1 |
2498 | All we know so far is that we were wrong about improving upon baseball. | 1.1860 | 0.04826 | 86 | 72 | 12 | 2 |
2499 | Ah, so this must be the spare bedroom... | 1.1860 | 0.04826 | 86 | 72 | 12 | 2 |
2500 | How come you never hold my pin? | 1.1860 | 0.04826 | 86 | 72 | 12 | 2 |
2501 | Yes, I know I sometimes get down in the gutter but why do they always have to spare pin it on me? | 1.1860 | 0.05101 | 86 | 73 | 10 | 3 |
2502 | We need a lot more pins. | 1.1860 | 0.05101 | 86 | 73 | 10 | 3 |
2503 | Yes, you have balls alright! | 1.1860 | 0.05363 | 86 | 74 | 8 | 4 |
2504 | They said “Don’t be so straight and narrow.” | 1.1860 | 0.04826 | 86 | 72 | 12 | 2 |
2505 | Stop it! You’re choking him. | 1.1857 | 0.06203 | 70 | 61 | 5 | 4 |
2506 | Well, sometimes bad art just can't get any better. | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
2507 | I feel safer with "rock, paper, scissors". | 1.1857 | 0.05860 | 70 | 60 | 7 | 3 |
2508 | Now it should be quiet enough for us to get a decent night's sleep. | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
2509 | They're not ready for alleys | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
2510 | I'm beginning to question the theme for Theo's 3rd birthday party. How soon do his friends arrive? | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
2511 | I said I used to love playing pinball…. | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
2512 | No, I thought *you* would do the reracking. | 1.1857 | 0.05860 | 70 | 60 | 7 | 3 |
2513 | Come on, the iron's hot. | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
2514 | This is the stupidest cartoon eVer. | 1.1857 | 0.05860 | 70 | 60 | 7 | 3 |
2515 | If I showed you my big balls, would you stroke my pin? | 1.1857 | 0.05860 | 70 | 60 | 7 | 3 |
2516 | Not the spare bedroom I had in mind. | 1.1857 | 0.05105 | 70 | 58 | 11 | 1 |
2517 | It’ll all make sense after I board up the windows. | 1.1857 | 0.04682 | 70 | 57 | 13 | 0 |
2518 | Overboard? I don’t think so. You know I need to perfect my 7-10 split before Friday’s tournament! | 1.1857 | 0.05495 | 70 | 59 | 9 | 2 |
2519 | Nice installation. So...your holding a 'Min Pin' and these balls are a tribute to Edvard Munch? | 1.1857 | 0.05860 | 70 | 60 | 7 | 3 |
2520 | How did we get here?? | 1.1857 | 0.05495 | 70 | 59 | 9 | 2 |
2521 | I pick ‘em up, you put ‘em down | 1.1857 | 0.05860 | 70 | 60 | 7 | 3 |
2522 | Please bring me the other kind of bowl when I sound stressed out. | 1.1857 | 0.05860 | 70 | 60 | 7 | 3 |
2523 | It just sorta felt right, I don’t know. | 1.1857 | 0.05495 | 70 | 59 | 9 | 2 |
2524 | I guess I didn’t think about how difficult it would be to vacuum. | 1.1857 | 0.06203 | 70 | 61 | 5 | 4 |
2525 | I thought you said you didn't have any to spare? | 1.1857 | 0.06203 | 70 | 61 | 5 | 4 |
2526 | I said, "Bowling for dollars--dollars!" | 1.1856 | 0.04476 | 97 | 81 | 14 | 2 |
2527 | Maybe we're on to something here. | 1.1856 | 0.04710 | 97 | 82 | 12 | 3 |
2528 | This reminds me - I have to clean the gutter. | 1.1852 | 0.05003 | 81 | 68 | 11 | 2 |
2529 | I propose we put the pinsetter here by the glass. | 1.1852 | 0.04685 | 81 | 67 | 13 | 1 |
2530 | When I asked for a "month's worth of bowling" I was expecting something maybe at a venue downtown. | 1.1852 | 0.05003 | 81 | 68 | 11 | 2 |
2531 | Yes, it's interesting-but I still want a recliner. | 1.1852 | 0.05955 | 54 | 45 | 8 | 1 |
2532 | No more bowling alone! | 1.1852 | 0.05586 | 81 | 70 | 7 | 4 |
2533 | And, last week we couldn’t get our ducks in a row. | 1.1852 | 0.05303 | 81 | 69 | 9 | 3 |
2534 | Well, it’s not exactly what I was picturing by spare room… | 1.1852 | 0.05003 | 81 | 68 | 11 | 2 |
2535 | I thought you were a pin ball enthusiast | 1.1852 | 0.04685 | 81 | 67 | 13 | 1 |
2536 | Yeah he was a weird tenant, but he paid his rent and I liked his shirts. | 1.1852 | 0.04685 | 81 | 67 | 13 | 1 |
2537 | Let there be no blood.... right Honey !? | 1.1852 | 0.04343 | 81 | 66 | 15 | 0 |
2538 | Come on, you really never played this game? | 1.1852 | 0.05303 | 81 | 69 | 9 | 3 |
2539 | But I don't wanna live in an alley! | 1.1848 | 0.05110 | 92 | 79 | 9 | 4 |
2540 | ... or we stash them in the alley and hope the co-op board doesn't follow through. | 1.1848 | 0.05110 | 92 | 79 | 9 | 4 |
2541 | I know it's difficult, but we agreed on a seven-ten split. | 1.1848 | 0.04069 | 92 | 75 | 17 | 0 |
2542 | These are my children from my first wife | 1.1846 | 0.05756 | 65 | 55 | 8 | 2 |
2543 | It’s bad enough right now,.but if we don’t keep apart what I have in my left hand and you in your right, we’ll be disastrously overrun. | 1.1846 | 0.05756 | 65 | 55 | 8 | 2 |
2544 | This is not the kind of spare room I envisioned. | 1.1846 | 0.05322 | 65 | 54 | 10 | 1 |
2545 | We'll have to be more specific next time we have a BYO party. | 1.1846 | 0.05756 | 65 | 55 | 8 | 2 |
2546 | Is this finally right up your alley | 1.1846 | 0.06896 | 65 | 58 | 2 | 5 |
2547 | Why hit only two birds when you can hit ten pins with one ball? | 1.1846 | 0.06160 | 65 | 56 | 6 | 3 |
2548 | We forgot the Alley. | 1.1842 | 0.05201 | 76 | 64 | 10 | 2 |
2549 | What the hell! I ordered ‘holding bins for the walls’! | 1.1842 | 0.05837 | 76 | 66 | 6 | 4 |
2550 | I like the odds of this place. | 1.1842 | 0.05201 | 76 | 64 | 10 | 2 |
2551 | Are you sure it’s called bowl-room dancing? I would suggest we switch to dodge-bowl except for that full length glass window behind me. | 1.1842 | 0.04852 | 76 | 63 | 12 | 1 |
2552 | I told you that we should take lessons. | 1.1842 | 0.05528 | 76 | 65 | 8 | 3 |
2553 | OK. You have chosen your weapon. | 1.1842 | 0.05528 | 76 | 65 | 8 | 3 |
2554 | I know. But it's really important to the cats. | 1.1842 | 0.05201 | 76 | 64 | 10 | 2 |
2555 | Shall we take these down to the alley? | 1.1842 | 0.05528 | 76 | 65 | 8 | 3 |
2556 | You don’t think our downstair neighbors will mind, do you? | 1.1842 | 0.04476 | 76 | 62 | 14 | 0 |
2557 | Ma’am I wanted “bold” furniture, not bowled furniture. | 1.1842 | 0.05201 | 76 | 64 | 10 | 2 |
2558 | I wasn’t sure what to expect when they said lifetime supply | 1.1842 | 0.04852 | 76 | 63 | 12 | 1 |
2559 | So the hallway thing didn't work out. Now what? | 1.1839 | 0.05047 | 87 | 74 | 10 | 3 |
2560 | Ok, let’s try this: I’ll say ‘Pull’ and you throw the Pin. | 1.1839 | 0.05047 | 87 | 74 | 10 | 3 |
2561 | Let's move these into the spare room | 1.1839 | 0.04775 | 87 | 73 | 12 | 2 |
2562 | I thought I asked you to order a pinball machine? | 1.1839 | 0.05047 | 87 | 74 | 10 | 3 |
2563 | It just seems like we might inevitably be at cross purposes? | 1.1837 | 0.03932 | 98 | 80 | 18 | 0 |
2564 | Foot fault? That’s my worst one? | 1.1835 | 0.04355 | 109 | 92 | 14 | 3 |
2565 | Maybe we went too avant-garde with the decorating | 1.1833 | 0.06056 | 60 | 51 | 7 | 2 |
2566 | I don't care what the HOA says, this is how I relax. | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
2567 | Either wear the mask or we play in here! | 1.1831 | 0.05783 | 71 | 61 | 7 | 3 |
2568 | This isn't going to be a clean split. | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
2569 | Watch your step or we'll be here all night putting this damn thing back together | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
2570 | Bowling at home isn't that much fun. | 1.1831 | 0.05783 | 71 | 61 | 7 | 3 |
2571 | This is Covid bowling. | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
2572 | I said I like Brawling | 1.1831 | 0.05783 | 71 | 61 | 7 | 3 |
2573 | Do we have to bring them back right now? Why can’t we wait until we are sure the leagues will be starting-up again? | 1.1831 | 0.04623 | 71 | 58 | 13 | 0 |
2574 | But it all was a Daily Deal on Amazon! | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
2575 | It would be much easier if we just returned all of it. | 1.1831 | 0.06121 | 71 | 62 | 5 | 4 |
2576 | Sure, furniture would be nice, but it’d just be in the way! | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
2577 | and One to Spare.. | 1.1831 | 0.05783 | 71 | 61 | 7 | 3 |
2578 | Really? I have no balls? | 1.1831 | 0.06121 | 71 | 62 | 5 | 4 |
2579 | I picked up a few spares. | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
2580 | So I got the props to recreate the last scene from There Will Be Blood. I haven’t seen it, what happens now? | 1.1831 | 0.05783 | 71 | 61 | 7 | 3 |
2581 | A bowling alley clearance sale is not the best example of your smart shopping skills." | 1.1831 | 0.05783 | 71 | 61 | 7 | 3 |
2582 | It doesn't matter which ones I grab. The pin or the balls. Either way I've got you. | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
2583 | Now we just need to hope someone else is getting rid of a bowling alley | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
2584 | Well it only costs $5.99/mo, but Peloton should probably stick with the cycling thing “ | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
2585 | so the game is this- each pin represents an unhealthy obsession of mine, if you hit a pin with the ball, you unselfishly take on that issue and I am liberated | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
2586 | You can never stay in your lane, can you?!? | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
2587 | Up my whaa? | 1.1829 | 0.05522 | 82 | 71 | 7 | 4 |
2588 | You said if I have the balls, you'd pin me down. | 1.1829 | 0.05243 | 82 | 70 | 9 | 3 |
2589 | Maybe we should find a different location for our juggling academy. | 1.1829 | 0.05243 | 82 | 70 | 9 | 3 |
2590 | To the death then? | 1.1829 | 0.05522 | 82 | 71 | 7 | 4 |
2591 | Maybe we should take this outside before someone rolls a strike. | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2592 | It's a mouthful but maybe 'Virtual Reality Simulation At-home Bowling' is a better way to learn the game. | 1.1829 | 0.05243 | 82 | 70 | 9 | 3 |
2593 | The key to sucess is finger placement. | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2594 | If I can't bowl a perfect 300 game, NO ONE will. | 1.1829 | 0.05522 | 82 | 71 | 7 | 4 |
2595 | Look, this is what I could get for the Pelaton. | 1.1829 | 0.05522 | 82 | 71 | 7 | 4 |
2596 | Costco made me do it…. | 1.1829 | 0.05243 | 82 | 70 | 9 | 3 |
2597 | Put a pin in that idea and we'll get to it in our spare time. | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2598 | I'll meet you in the alley | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2599 | This is the honeymoon I always dreamed of. | 1.1828 | 0.04310 | 93 | 77 | 15 | 1 |
2600 | What, my beard's weird too? Does anything I do interest you? | 1.1818 | 0.05461 | 77 | 66 | 8 | 3 |
2601 | Sorry, honey, I really thought the Whitney or Guggenheim would want it. | 1.1818 | 0.05766 | 77 | 67 | 6 | 4 |
2602 | If we split up can we share custody? | 1.1818 | 0.05461 | 77 | 66 | 8 | 3 |
2603 | I have to warn you! I've finally grown a pair. | 1.1818 | 0.04440 | 88 | 73 | 14 | 1 |
2604 | Explain to me again how this abstract installation symbolizes the landmines you navigate at home because of my biological needs. | 1.1818 | 0.05675 | 66 | 56 | 8 | 2 |
2605 | I always wondered where the bowling balls went after hitting the pins. | 1.1818 | 0.04994 | 88 | 75 | 10 | 3 |
2606 | Is Bowling for Dollars still on tv in Baltimore? | 1.1818 | 0.04440 | 88 | 73 | 14 | 1 |
2607 | We should have kept the pins together to make it easier for those blind people. | 1.1818 | 0.04994 | 88 | 75 | 10 | 3 |
2608 | I told you I was nuts. | 1.1818 | 0.05855 | 55 | 46 | 8 | 1 |
2609 | Honey,Ive recently invested our savings in a bowling alley. Next step: buy a bowling alley | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 66 | 55 | 10 | 1 |
2610 | Now we wait... | 1.1818 | 0.05766 | 77 | 67 | 6 | 4 |
2611 | Spare me your threat of a housework strike. | 1.1818 | 0.05675 | 66 | 56 | 8 | 2 |
2612 | Wow, Hunter Biden's Laptop was real and proves the President is involved in an ongoing criminal conspiracy worse than Watergate? Well, at least he isn't Trump! Your frame. | 1.1818 | 0.05675 | 66 | 56 | 8 | 2 |
2613 | We'll have to separate them—they won't stop hitting each other. | 1.1818 | 0.05675 | 66 | 56 | 8 | 2 |
2614 | Now this is what I call Nightmare Alley. | 1.1818 | 0.04795 | 77 | 64 | 12 | 1 |
2615 | Can I wear my own shoes? | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 88 | 76 | 8 | 4 |
2616 | That's the way it goes, sometimes the pins just don't fall for you! | 1.1818 | 0.04424 | 77 | 63 | 14 | 0 |
2617 | You didn’t get it. I said I like pinball. | 1.1818 | 0.05461 | 77 | 66 | 8 | 3 |
2618 | I'm just glad they're finally potty-trained | 1.1818 | 0.05139 | 77 | 65 | 10 | 2 |
2619 | I have two balls | 1.1818 | 0.06072 | 66 | 57 | 6 | 3 |
2620 | Let's try for the 7-10 split-up! | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 66 | 55 | 10 | 1 |
2621 | Please tell me that they are cake! | 1.1818 | 0.04440 | 88 | 73 | 14 | 1 |
2622 | I think it is easier to play in the Alley | 1.1818 | 0.04795 | 77 | 64 | 12 | 1 |
2623 | They wanted to confront their attackers. | 1.1818 | 0.05675 | 66 | 56 | 8 | 2 |
2624 | I thought we were playing pinball? | 1.1818 | 0.05461 | 77 | 66 | 8 | 3 |
2625 | We're suffering from a case of The Big Lebowski. | 1.1818 | 0.04994 | 88 | 75 | 10 | 3 |
2626 | This is not baseball but you struck out anyway | 1.1818 | 0.05139 | 77 | 65 | 10 | 2 |
2627 | What do you mean you’re going on strike? | 1.1810 | 0.04232 | 105 | 88 | 15 | 2 |
2628 | The building staff is on strike. | 1.1809 | 0.04774 | 94 | 80 | 11 | 3 |
2629 | I have an addiction. | 1.1809 | 0.04528 | 94 | 79 | 13 | 2 |
2630 | Got another call from downstairs. | 1.1807 | 0.04892 | 83 | 70 | 11 | 2 |
2631 | I regret not going to Ikea instead. | 1.1807 | 0.04582 | 83 | 69 | 13 | 1 |
2632 | We're fostering them until we find someone who can keep them out of the gutter. | 1.1807 | 0.05460 | 83 | 72 | 7 | 4 |
2633 | So why's it called TikTok? | 1.1807 | 0.05184 | 83 | 71 | 9 | 3 |
2634 | So much for game theory. | 1.1807 | 0.04892 | 83 | 70 | 11 | 2 |
2635 | We can skip the home inspection,” you said. “What could a bowling alley next door do - spring a leak?” you asked. | 1.1807 | 0.05460 | 83 | 72 | 7 | 4 |
2636 | you have to break them all for a strike. | 1.1807 | 0.05184 | 83 | 71 | 9 | 3 |
2637 | I was looking for my glasses. | 1.1807 | 0.05460 | 83 | 72 | 7 | 4 |
2638 | Let us cease this brawl, Stainless-Steel-Water-Bottle-Girl. I, Coconut-Hands-Man, have a quarrel with dehydration, my father's killer, not with she who also laps at destiny's fount. I would embrace you if not for my aforementioned coconut handss | 1.1807 | 0.04892 | 83 | 70 | 11 | 2 |
2639 | This’ll make the downstairs think. | 1.1807 | 0.05184 | 83 | 71 | 9 | 3 |
2640 | What?I thought these were faces | 1.1807 | 0.05460 | 83 | 72 | 7 | 4 |
2641 | Believe it or not, this used to be a bowling alley” | 1.1807 | 0.04892 | 83 | 70 | 11 | 2 |
2642 | Look, they’re on strike. | 1.1807 | 0.04892 | 83 | 70 | 11 | 2 |
2643 | This subscription service will pay off one day. | 1.1807 | 0.05184 | 83 | 71 | 9 | 3 |
2644 | Working from home has taken a weird turn | 1.1807 | 0.04249 | 83 | 68 | 15 | 0 |
2645 | Who goes first? | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
2646 | Let's get some ramps, a bunch of pinsetters and a small windmill and we can corner the miniature bowling market. | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
2647 | I was bowled over the first time I met you | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
2648 | We’re on strike at the bowling alley. | 1.1806 | 0.05708 | 72 | 62 | 7 | 3 |
2649 | I can't wait to get a longer apartment | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
2650 | We left that bowling alley nothing to spare. | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
2651 | What do you mean you lost the instructions? | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
2652 | I understand it feels more romantic this way, but these balls just aren't designed to be with one single pin at a time. | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
2653 | Actually, what I asked for was pinball | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
2654 | It's win-win. He loses his deposit and we learn a new sport. | 1.1806 | 0.04565 | 72 | 59 | 13 | 0 |
2655 | Damn, we forgot the shoes! | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
2656 | It'll all come together once the hardwood flooring is installed. | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
2657 | Thought if they all met in a less frantic context, things would be different | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
2658 | I wonder what our downstairs neighbors are up to | 1.1806 | 0.06041 | 72 | 63 | 5 | 4 |
2659 | Downstairs neighbors moved out.” | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
2660 | Please……If you don’t let them live with us, they’ll just wind up in the gutter…. | 1.1806 | 0.05708 | 72 | 62 | 7 | 3 |
2661 | You're right. It just doesn't have the same mystique without the pinsetter and ball return. | 1.1803 | 0.05486 | 61 | 51 | 9 | 1 |
2662 | Honey, I’m really tired of you bringing your work home with you. | 1.1803 | 0.05486 | 61 | 51 | 9 | 1 |
2663 | Alley? - Oops. | 1.1803 | 0.05486 | 61 | 51 | 9 | 1 |
2664 | I'm worried about the supply chain. | 1.1803 | 0.06405 | 61 | 53 | 5 | 3 |
2665 | I have no IDEA why they keep showing up every morning! I'm not some pin ball wizard!!!" | 1.1803 | 0.05964 | 61 | 52 | 7 | 2 |
2666 | I've heard of standing on pins and needles, but you're certain this is what they meant? | 1.1800 | 0.04579 | 100 | 85 | 12 | 3 |
2667 | I didn’t know you were from Massachusetts. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2668 | If this doesn’t get that annoying below us, nothing well. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2669 | Where's the alley,Cat? | 1.1798 | 0.05193 | 89 | 77 | 8 | 4 |
2670 | You know, when I said ‘We could adopt a pet from the alley,’ I meant a cat. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2671 | Get your mind out of the gutter. | 1.1795 | 0.05078 | 78 | 66 | 10 | 2 |
2672 | When was it NOT a game? | 1.1795 | 0.04739 | 78 | 65 | 12 | 1 |
2673 | Yes, I quit The New Yorker. The caption contest is run by idiots. | 1.1795 | 0.05696 | 78 | 68 | 6 | 4 |
2674 | Now let's dance, dance, dance.... | 1.1795 | 0.05696 | 78 | 68 | 6 | 4 |
2675 | Freestyle bowling may be ahead of its time. | 1.1795 | 0.05078 | 78 | 66 | 10 | 2 |
2676 | Honey, what did you do with the instructions? | 1.1795 | 0.05696 | 78 | 68 | 6 | 4 |
2677 | Quite a way to play checkers. | 1.1795 | 0.04739 | 78 | 65 | 12 | 1 |
2678 | I'm going to need that pin so I can use it with these balls to complete my collection of phallic symbols. | 1.1795 | 0.05078 | 78 | 66 | 10 | 2 |
2679 | The listing didn't mention a spare room. | 1.1795 | 0.05078 | 78 | 66 | 10 | 2 |
2680 | We're splitsville, babe. | 1.1795 | 0.04739 | 78 | 65 | 12 | 1 |
2681 | Why do you always throw away the instructions? | 1.1795 | 0.05078 | 78 | 66 | 10 | 2 |
2682 | From that first moment, when I saw you at the other and of the alley, I knew we were meant to be together. | 1.1795 | 0.04373 | 78 | 64 | 14 | 0 |
2683 | Good news, the bowling alley has reopened. | 1.1795 | 0.05078 | 78 | 66 | 10 | 2 |
2684 | “How do you win synchronized bowling?” | 1.1795 | 0.05078 | 78 | 66 | 10 | 2 |
2685 | Betsy, I appreciate your effort--but I'm more of a ping pong guy | 1.1795 | 0.05078 | 78 | 66 | 10 | 2 |
2686 | Now I really am on my last strike aren't I? | 1.1795 | 0.05078 | 78 | 66 | 10 | 2 |
2687 | I think you can see where this is going | 1.1795 | 0.04373 | 78 | 64 | 14 | 0 |
2688 | The Bowling Decor looked much better on Instagram | 1.1791 | 0.04720 | 67 | 55 | 12 | 0 |
2689 | Is this a game or an art installation? Either way, you’re going to have to explain it to me. | 1.1791 | 0.05987 | 67 | 58 | 6 | 3 |
2690 | This is not the Pinball game I was hoping for. | 1.1791 | 0.05177 | 67 | 56 | 10 | 1 |
2691 | Maybe the old rules were better after all | 1.1791 | 0.05597 | 67 | 57 | 8 | 2 |
2692 | Maybe I was thinking about a pool table. | 1.1791 | 0.05177 | 67 | 56 | 10 | 1 |
2693 | So,are we the upstairs neighbors from hell? | 1.1791 | 0.05597 | 67 | 57 | 8 | 2 |
2694 | Ever get the feeling you’re being watched? | 1.1791 | 0.04720 | 67 | 55 | 12 | 0 |
2695 | Why, yes. I do have 16 pound balls. | 1.1791 | 0.05597 | 67 | 57 | 8 | 2 |
2696 | Next time we buy a Whiffle-Ball set! | 1.1791 | 0.05987 | 67 | 58 | 6 | 3 |
2697 | You sure have some balls. | 1.1791 | 0.05987 | 67 | 58 | 6 | 3 |
2698 | Opting for the Polo-themed apartment would have worked just as well... | 1.1791 | 0.05177 | 67 | 56 | 10 | 1 |
2699 | Alexa, add a bowling ally to my shopping list | 1.1791 | 0.05597 | 67 | 57 | 8 | 2 |
2700 | What the...?!? | 1.1789 | 0.05391 | 95 | 84 | 5 | 6 |
2701 | Let's play 36... | 1.1789 | 0.05180 | 95 | 83 | 7 | 5 |
2702 | I'll have what she's having. | 1.1789 | 0.04959 | 95 | 82 | 9 | 4 |
2703 | We need to frame this conversation | 1.1786 | 0.05399 | 84 | 73 | 7 | 4 |
2704 | They just appeared. I must be some kind of Pin-Ball Wizard. | 1.1786 | 0.04532 | 84 | 70 | 13 | 1 |
2705 | I thought you said you ordered pins and needles? | 1.1786 | 0.04838 | 84 | 71 | 11 | 2 |
2706 | Our marriage counselor is dia-bowl-ic. | 1.1786 | 0.05126 | 84 | 72 | 9 | 3 |
2707 | Why'd you have to throw out the rule book? | 1.1786 | 0.04838 | 84 | 71 | 11 | 2 |
2708 | Just who's bringing a knife to a gun fight? | 1.1786 | 0.05399 | 84 | 73 | 7 | 4 |
2709 | This isn't 'Nam, there are rules. | 1.1786 | 0.05658 | 84 | 74 | 5 | 5 |
2710 | At least I know you’re not cheating on me | 1.1786 | 0.04532 | 84 | 70 | 13 | 1 |
2711 | It’s “bring your own Balls” event | 1.1786 | 0.04838 | 84 | 71 | 11 | 2 |
2712 | I've got the balls if you've got the kegels. | 1.1782 | 0.04077 | 101 | 84 | 16 | 1 |
2713 | I think we better switch to playing a board game during the party. | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
2714 | Sometimes black balls hitting visible white pins is just bowling and not a call to a revolution. | 1.1781 | 0.04509 | 73 | 60 | 13 | 0 |
2715 | Sorry, honey. I can only juggle three at a time. | 1.1781 | 0.05634 | 73 | 63 | 7 | 3 |
2716 | Let’s step away from the window to practice our juggling act. | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
2717 | So baseball is changing rules to speed up the game and we're following suit. | 1.1781 | 0.05286 | 73 | 62 | 9 | 2 |
2718 | It's sweet but you bowl me over anyway." eu don't need to d | 1.1781 | 0.05286 | 73 | 62 | 9 | 2 |
2719 | They were spare. | 1.1781 | 0.05634 | 73 | 63 | 7 | 3 |
2720 | It's been fun, but I have an urgent call to return about my car warranty. It was their last courtesy call! | 1.1781 | 0.05286 | 73 | 62 | 9 | 2 |
2721 | Enough with the games. We need to talk. | 1.1781 | 0.05286 | 73 | 62 | 9 | 2 |
2722 | We gotta find a new hobby. | 1.1781 | 0.05286 | 73 | 62 | 9 | 2 |
2723 | Do they really mate for life? | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
2724 | What? You said you wanted to be bowled over! | 1.1781 | 0.05286 | 73 | 62 | 9 | 2 |
2725 | It worked in my apartment. | 1.1781 | 0.05286 | 73 | 62 | 9 | 2 |
2726 | Don't get me wrong, the bowling yoga class was great. I just don't think hot bowling yoga is for me. | 1.1781 | 0.05286 | 73 | 62 | 9 | 2 |
2727 | You’re right, we shouldn’t have bought all of this during lockdown | 1.1781 | 0.05634 | 73 | 63 | 7 | 3 |
2728 | We used to live in an alley with only one ball to our name--but weren’t we happy? | 1.1781 | 0.05962 | 73 | 64 | 5 | 4 |
2729 | We can't move here, place doesn't even have an alley. | 1.1781 | 0.05634 | 73 | 63 | 7 | 3 |
2730 | Everyone’s doing it so I figure I’d hop on the bandwagon… | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
2731 | You're the pinball wizard? There's got to be a twist. | 1.1778 | 0.04890 | 90 | 77 | 10 | 3 |
2732 | I've changed my mind on the choice of weapons | 1.1778 | 0.04628 | 90 | 76 | 12 | 2 |
2733 | I thought I was investing in a pub, "Pins & Balls." | 1.1778 | 0.05139 | 90 | 78 | 8 | 4 |
2734 | This is why we don’t have people over, they’ll all think we live in the gutter. | 1.1778 | 0.04890 | 90 | 77 | 10 | 3 |
2735 | Some keepsakes from my last place in the alley. | 1.1774 | 0.04891 | 62 | 51 | 11 | 0 |
2736 | Getting to know them better" won't help your scores, you know | 1.1774 | 0.05405 | 62 | 52 | 9 | 1 |
2737 | I love this game but my neighbors downstairs aren't too crazy about it. | 1.1774 | 0.05405 | 62 | 52 | 9 | 1 |
2738 | You've got some balls coming in here like that | 1.1774 | 0.05405 | 62 | 52 | 9 | 1 |
2739 | You said to make the apartment look striking | 1.1774 | 0.05405 | 62 | 52 | 9 | 1 |
2740 | This isn't what I meant when I said we could use a spare bedroom. | 1.1774 | 0.05405 | 62 | 52 | 9 | 1 |
2741 | C'mon baby, can't you see we were made for each other? | 1.1772 | 0.04684 | 79 | 66 | 12 | 1 |
2742 | I miss living in a building with an alley. | 1.1772 | 0.05018 | 79 | 67 | 10 | 2 |
2743 | Yes, it's ten pins but you only need one ball. | 1.1772 | 0.05018 | 79 | 67 | 10 | 2 |
2744 | I got tired of playing pool, so, I thought I would try bowling...but it seems to be a lot different. | 1.1772 | 0.04324 | 79 | 65 | 14 | 0 |
2745 | When management said they were replacing me with a machine, I took all of lane three and stormed out. | 1.1772 | 0.04684 | 79 | 66 | 12 | 1 |
2746 | There must be a pin-setter somewhere. | 1.1772 | 0.05628 | 79 | 69 | 6 | 4 |
2747 | I mostly play spares | 1.1772 | 0.04684 | 79 | 66 | 12 | 1 |
2748 | I think they're part of a game, but I haven't figured it out yet. | 1.1772 | 0.04684 | 79 | 66 | 12 | 1 |
2749 | Sorry, I forgot how to bowl. (By Abraham Ford, Brooklyn, NY) | 1.1772 | 0.05018 | 79 | 67 | 10 | 2 |
2750 | You say the pins and balls are on strike? | 1.1772 | 0.05628 | 79 | 69 | 6 | 4 |
2751 | You were right, bowling at home doesn't work. | 1.1772 | 0.05018 | 79 | 67 | 10 | 2 |
2752 | We really need a spare bedroom. | 1.1772 | 0.05018 | 79 | 67 | 10 | 2 |
2753 | The realtor said this place would be right up our alley. | 1.1772 | 0.05018 | 79 | 67 | 10 | 2 |
2754 | Would you like to swap? | 1.1772 | 0.05332 | 79 | 68 | 8 | 3 |