Contest #796


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796

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Turns out they only check to see if you return the shoes.”
  2. “The downstairs neighbors? What is it this time?”
  3. “Or we could get a burglar alarm.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-03-27T19:55:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-04-10T19:56:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-04-04T19:56:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued April 11, 2022
Number of captions 5604
Number of responses 660223
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Turns out they only check to see if you return the shoes. 1.8993 0.01117 5462 2164 1684 1614
1 Apparently the floors are so thin you can hear a pin drop. 1.8117 0.01585 2507 1070 839 598
2 I think we need a longer apartment. 1.7925 0.01632 2236 946 808 482
3 That drummer downstairs doesn't know who he's messing with. 1.7890 0.01076 5450 2417 1766 1267
4 Exactly how many times did you hit “add to cart”? 1.7866 0.01185 4513 2015 1446 1052
5 Lots of people have unusual hobbies. The guy downstairs enjoys thumping on his ceiling with a broom. 1.7780 0.01215 4397 2022 1329 1046
6 Oh, but you’re allowed to have a closet full of shoes?! 1.7704 0.01345 3432 1550 1120 762
7 What did the neighbors want? 1.7694 0.01274 3920 1802 1220 898
8 Define obsession. 1.7686 0.01609 2325 1031 801 493
9 So can we finally agree the floor is level? 1.7621 0.02261 1177 527 403 247
10 I think it worked. They turned down their stereo. 1.7615 0.01216 4013 1782 1406 825
11 The bowling alley said I could work from home today. 1.7606 0.01205 4215 1914 1396 905
12 As long as the downstairs neighbour still has that yappy dog, that's how long. 1.7566 0.01545 2605 1204 831 570
13 My bowling league went remote last week 1.7549 0.01363 3219 1454 1100 665
14 I can't focus with that lady downstairs banging on her ceiling. 1.7371 0.01679 2096 967 713 416
15 No. I said we need some heavy duty bowls and a rolling pin 1.7351 0.01615 2310 1083 756 471
16 The downstairs neighbors? What is it this time? 1.7339 0.01280 3732 1770 1185 777
17 I think we're finally going to meet our downstairs neighbors. 1.7311 0.01747 1826 820 677 329
18 I asked the alley if I could work from home today. 1.7250 0.01771 1833 848 641 344
19 If this doesn't break our lease, I don't have any better ideas! 1.7240 0.01285 3569 1680 1194 695
20 I was hoping to score tonight. 1.7201 0.01892 1697 819 534 344
21 A spare room means different things to different people. 1.7190 0.01553 2288 1043 845 400
22 Apparently, this is the spare room. 1.7135 0.01327 3257 1534 1122 601
23 So, the bowling alley manager really let you work from home? 1.6990 0.01486 2585 1244 875 466
24 I see you’ve escalated the war with the downstairs neighbors. 1.6986 0.02302 1065 509 368 188
25 Okay, you win…I should have let you do the gift registry. 1.6943 0.01428 2921 1453 908 560
26 Take what you want, but I'm keeping my balls. 1.6841 0.01763 1915 968 584 363
27 I thought you said you wanted to try games in the bedroom 1.6823 0.02017 1322 632 478 212
28 I thought you were keeping score. 1.6760 0.01457 2988 1588 780 620
29 I have no interest in bowling. I just hate the guy downstairs. 1.6740 0.01415 2767 1364 941 462
30 At least we can wear our own shoes. 1.6718 0.02021 1289 620 472 197
31 This isn't what I had in mind when I suggested setting up a spare room. 1.6700 0.01583 2185 1077 752 356
32 Did I wake you?" 1.6678 0.01962 1424 705 487 232
33 Wouldn't it be easier to just install an alarm system? 1.6647 0.01661 2010 1007 670 333
34 I think they finally moved out, so we can stop now. 1.6603 0.02558 839 421 282 136
35 Yet somehow I always remember to return the shoes. 1.6522 0.02987 670 357 189 124
36 Ask yourself if it sparks joy. 1.6503 0.01981 1524 815 427 282
37 When you said you live an alley, I just thought you were homeless. 1.6496 0.01708 1821 914 631 276
38 I couldn’t just leave them all in he gutter. 1.6466 0.01782 1729 888 564 277
39 I found them in the alley by the gutter. 1.6440 0.02674 809 429 239 141
40 Okay, maybe it would've been easier to ask them to turn down their music. 1.6414 0.02123 1149 577 407 165
41 I'm here about the spare room. 1.6411 0.01819 1563 785 554 224
42 It’s one of the only things the co-op rules do not forbid. 1.6390 0.01902 1482 761 495 226
43 I got free shipping. 1.6355 0.02453 897 465 294 138
44 I'm beginning to miss their Lego phase. 1.6340 0.02792 735 394 216 125
45 It’s just not as much fun at home. 1.6253 0.02063 1241 647 412 182
46 Maybe we should switch to board games. 1.6243 0.01997 1227 617 454 156
47 They're all spares. 1.6241 0.02116 1160 601 394 165
48 You could hear a pin drop in this place. 1.6219 0.02150 1185 633 367 185
49 Do you really think our downstairs neighbors can hear every pin drop? 1.6180 0.02328 1123 638 276 209
50 They’re organizing a strike 1.6159 0.02284 1117 622 302 193
51 First, you need to get your mind out of the gutter. 1.6148 0.02215 1111 599 341 171
52 Or we could get a burglar alarm. 1.6082 0.02342 998 545 299 154
53 You win, we can get the pool table 1.6065 0.03147 521 277 172 72
54 The first step is admitting you have a problem. 1.6058 0.02297 992 532 319 141
55 Honest, I had no idea they did this if left alone. 1.6044 0.02404 948 521 281 146
56 I want to bowl you over,but I think you just want to pin me down. 1.6022 0.02439 910 499 274 137
57 It’s over, Susan. Pack your balls and get out. 1.5998 0.02474 887 489 264 134
58 I love that you get me, Barbara. 1.5989 0.02388 875 464 298 113
59 We should've gone with the Peloton. 1.5982 0.02441 871 471 279 121
60 OK, YOU try turning off my subscription to dailybowlingball.com 1.5979 0.02528 863 481 248 134
61 Yeah, would you believe I got all this for just a couch, two chairs, and some occasional tables? 1.5967 0.02453 858 464 276 118
62 But do they bring you joy? 1.5958 0.02535 851 474 247 130
63 This isn't what you meant by a super bowl party? 1.5942 0.02612 855 493 216 146
64 I did promise the downstairs neighbors I would stop tap dancing 1.5938 0.02414 864 464 287 113
65 If the neighbors call again about the noise, tell them it is so quiet in here you can hear a pin drop 1.5935 0.02565 834 467 239 128
66 I never thought you'd have the balls to do it. 1.5923 0.02644 807 459 218 130
67 Maybe it's time we cancelled the auto-subscription. 1.5914 0.02585 810 452 237 121
68 But I got free shipping! 1.5912 0.02505 795 427 266 102
69 Rent is $3500, a month. Shoes are $2, extra. 1.5879 0.02585 796 443 238 115
70 That'll teach them to play country at 4 am. 1.5878 0.02577 769 420 246 103
71 Can you believe someone just left them in the alley? 1.5875 0.02517 829 459 253 117
72 The first step, I think, is admitting that we have a problem. 1.5871 0.02666 758 425 221 112
73 Why can't we just do "rock, paper, scissors"? 1.5846 0.02553 739 395 256 88
74 Our downstairs neighbor had a suggestion where we should put them. 1.5839 0.02751 733 419 200 114
75 I like to challenge my Roomba. 1.5828 0.02766 719 410 199 110
76 I thought you said you had a spare bedroom and a striking view… 1.5824 0.02761 716 407 201 108
77 This explains your ugly shoes. 1.5809 0.02805 742 437 179 126
78 When the trombone starts up again, we roll. 1.5778 0.02876 713 424 166 123
79 I think I should stick with tennis balls until I get this juggling down. 1.5776 0.02744 715 407 203 105
80 We should have bought the ping pong table. 1.5755 0.02652 662 354 235 73
81 So what? The guy in 4G plays a trumpet. 1.5753 0.02680 664 359 228 77
82 You’ll always be my bowling trophy wife. 1.5731 0.02805 698 404 188 106
83 It was cheaper than a Peloton 1.5729 0.02736 686 385 209 92
84 I'm guessing the McDowds last one more week, then we can have the two story condo we've always wanted. 1.5716 0.02897 656 381 174 100
85 Maybe we should read the directions 1.5698 0.02850 623 349 193 81
86 Apparently, you sent the bowling league registration form to the bridal registry webpage. 1.5696 0.02890 718 436 155 127
87 You know honey, we will need to go out again at some point 1.5691 0.02761 622 339 212 71
88 I don't question your fantasies. 1.5664 0.02983 602 348 167 87
89 It's just a little roll play. 1.5664 0.03019 602 352 159 91
90 The Johnsons still won't move out. 1.5663 0.02859 618 348 190 80
91 Do you think they moved yet? 1.5650 0.02953 600 344 173 83
92 No, it’s not the same as me having a coin collection. 1.5641 0.02963 585 333 174 78
93 Well I like it and I’m not shaving it off 1.5641 0.03209 585 359 122 104
94 So this is the Spare room? 1.5606 0.02868 644 374 179 91
95 I’m sorry… What part of “ballroom” didn’t you understand? 1.5603 0.02985 564 320 172 72
96 I joined a zoom bowling league 1.5558 0.03195 538 320 137 81
97 You got some balls, Henry.” 1.5554 0.03169 560 337 135 88
98 It's so quiet, you could hear a pin drop. 1.5550 0.02914 609 353 174 82
99 We’ve got to stop meeting like this. 1.5540 0.03217 556 339 126 91
100 ‘Look what someone left in the alley!’ 1.5526 0.03134 532 311 148 73
101 We’re gonna need a longer hallway. 1.5521 0.02982 576 334 166 76
102 Well, it is the spare room after all. 1.5520 0.02889 587 334 182 71
103 So if instead the funeral home went bankrupt would you buy all the coffins if they were 80% off? 1.5514 0.03020 564 328 161 75
104 I just called Amazon; the alley should be here by Tuesday. 1.5492 0.03114 508 291 155 62
105 Well what was I suppose to do? The local bowling alley is closing down and they were practically giving this stuff away. 1.5478 0.03142 502 289 151 62
106 The realtor said the spare room was striking 1.5453 0.03114 519 302 151 66
107 I keep forgetting to cancel the subscription. 1.5447 0.03281 492 293 130 69
108 Wait ‘til you see the shoes. 1.5414 0.03139 495 286 150 59
109 This explains all the shoes in your closet. 1.5412 0.03364 486 296 117 73
110 The ad said, "apartment with room to spare." 1.5394 0.03037 545 320 156 69
111 The listing read “spare room”. 1.5389 0.03306 475 283 128 64
112 This oughta make that baby downstairs think twice before crying again. 1.5378 0.03315 463 274 129 60
113 But didn’t you say an apartment with a spare room? 1.5376 0.03092 519 304 151 64
114 It started with just stealing ashtrays & glasses from the Bowling Alley .... 1.5368 0.03183 475 275 145 55
115 What? I thought you agreed to a super bowl party! 1.5356 0.03201 463 267 144 52
116 It seemed more like art in the gallery. 1.5349 0.03386 458 276 119 63
117 The agent did say this place was right up our alley. 1.5349 0.03125 501 293 148 60
118 I want to clean it up but my fingers are stuck. 1.5318 0.03294 440 256 134 50
119 Can we go back to stealing plates and forks from restaurants now? 1.5316 0.03496 427 258 111 58
120 You were right. We should’ve bought a pool table. 1.5297 0.03241 438 252 140 46
121 I thought you said you wanted an apartment with a spare room. 1.5277 0.03224 470 278 136 56
122 Now we can compete with the shooting range downstairs. 1.5273 0.03371 421 247 126 48
123 This must be the spare room. 1.5267 0.03340 469 286 119 64
124 300 points is a perfect game, bonus points if the downstairs neighbor offers to sell his condo to us below market 1.5254 0.03571 413 253 103 57
125 This is not the split I wanted to talk to you about today. 1.5246 0.03320 427 250 130 47
126 The decor is fine. It's the changing my shoes that I don't like. 1.5237 0.03460 401 237 118 46
127 So you think this is why they keep banging on the ceiling? 1.5235 0.03392 426 254 121 51
128 I found them all in the gutter. 1.5224 0.03398 425 254 120 51
129 Can you believe the apartment below us is up for rent again? That's the third time this year! 1.5223 0.03529 404 244 109 51
130 At least I’m trying to find things we can do together 1.5217 0.03256 414 237 138 39
131 What was wrong with an exercise bike? 1.5158 0.03290 444 266 127 51
132 It turns out there's no work from home option for professional bowlers. 1.5140 0.03513 393 237 110 46
133 Of course everything is fine. Why do you ask? 1.5135 0.03554 370 220 110 40
134 It's payback for when their dog barks. 1.5132 0.03558 378 227 108 43
135 We need a narrower apartment. 1.5130 0.03587 423 268 93 62
136 The band downstairs started this war. We’re finishing it. 1.5109 0.03523 413 256 103 54
137 You think if we keep on dropping these we'll get the three bedroom condo downstairs? 1.5105 0.03550 382 231 107 44
138 No, I said I wanted a pinball machine. 1.5104 0.03575 384 234 104 46
139 Here's the real puzzler: Why are we still renting shoes? 1.5086 0.03593 405 254 96 55
140 What’s the woman downstairs complaining about today? 1.5081 0.03581 372 225 105 42
141 They did say this was a spare room. 1.5063 0.03595 397 248 97 52
142 I stand corrected, the floor is level. 1.5052 0.03709 386 245 87 54
143 I just assumed the alley was included. 1.5045 0.03843 333 205 88 40
144 The talks have broken down. A strike is inevitable." 1.5042 0.03792 355 222 87 46
145 On the plus side, the hardwood floors are nice. 1.5015 0.03402 343 196 122 25
146 Maybe you should stay in your own lane. 1.5013 0.03808 373 240 79 54
147 No I didn't steal them. I found them... in an alley. 1.5013 0.03770 373 238 83 52
148 There's a game here somewhere, we just have to figure it out. 1.5000 0.03343 390 231 123 36
149 The alley has us working from home. 1.5000 0.03779 346 215 89 42
150 What about if we get a pool table instead? 1.4986 0.03462 365 217 114 34
151 It’s nice to finally have a spare bedroom. 1.4986 0.03723 353 219 92 42
152 It's no use. They still won't cancel the timeshare. 1.4986 0.03863 349 222 80 47
153 I really think we need a different therapist. 1.4973 0.03686 366 229 92 45
154 Look what I found in the alley. 1.4973 0.03576 364 222 103 39
155 If this doesn't get our downstairs neighbor to move out, I don't know what will. 1.4941 0.03777 338 210 89 39
156 I told you not to use the 3D printer while I am at work! 1.4939 0.03934 328 208 78 42
157 I don't see why my collection should threaten yours. 1.4938 0.03965 322 204 77 41
158 Those people in 3C complain about everything. 1.4935 0.03843 310 189 89 32
159 I said “Rolling Pin” you idiot! 1.4935 0.03943 308 191 82 35
160 Can you believe I found all of this just lying in the gutter? 1.4924 0.03883 331 209 81 41
161 When you asked me to come upstairs and help polish your balls, I thought it was an innuendo. 1.4924 0.03995 329 212 72 45
162 This was listed as a spare room on Zillow. 1.4922 0.03850 321 199 86 36
163 Explain to me again how this is better than a Peloton. 1.4909 0.03714 328 200 95 33
164 Would it be mansplaining to say you don’t understand bowling 1.4892 0.03730 323 197 94 32
165 Do you ever get the feeling that your life is a New Yorker cartoon, waiting for a caption? 1.4890 0.03919 364 242 66 56
166 I think you must have misunderstood...I wanted a pinball room. 1.4881 0.03698 336 207 94 35
167 We’ll call it AirBnBowl 1.4876 0.03712 322 196 95 31
168 The people below us just offered to buy us out. 1.4869 0.03848 343 220 79 44
169 who knew bowling balls could mate? 1.4861 0.04144 288 183 70 35
170 Are we bad upstairs neighbors? 1.4861 0.03704 323 197 95 31
171 You heard a pin drop? 1.4847 0.03855 326 206 82 38
172 It’s my spare room. 1.4838 0.03915 308 193 81 34
173 Next time I order the ballpoint pens 1.4831 0.03839 325 205 83 37
174 I figured this would be right up your alley..... 1.4830 0.03597 352 218 98 36
175 I'm bowling from home. 1.4829 0.03772 321 199 89 33
176 This would be more fun at night when the downstairs neighbors are fast asleep. 1.4826 0.03934 288 177 83 28
177 There’s the question of the windows. 1.4816 0.03927 326 210 75 41
178 Worst Wedding Registry fail, ever! 1.4814 0.03988 322 209 71 42
179 I think we should find a different sex therapist 1.4806 0.04155 310 205 61 44
180 They looked really small on Amazon! 1.4804 0.03933 306 193 79 34
181 It‘s personalized - each ball has its own PIN 1.4790 0.04045 286 180 75 31
182 They were buy one get one. 1.4778 0.03985 270 165 81 24
183 I couldn't leave them in the alley. 1.4771 0.03540 327 197 104 26
184 The listing did mention a spare bedroom. 1.4769 0.03841 281 170 88 23
185 This whole “work from home” thing doesn’t work so well when you’re a pinsetter. 1.4760 0.04110 271 170 73 28
186 Let's see what the Roomba does with THIS. 1.4757 0.04084 288 184 71 33
187 There’s still room to spare. 1.4740 0.03993 308 199 72 37
188 The guy on Craigslist said this would be right up our alley. 1.4730 0.03796 315 198 85 32
189 They did say the apartment had access through the alley... 1.4728 0.03867 313 199 80 34
190 I said, stay in your own lane! 1.4728 0.03732 313 194 90 29
191 I guess technically they didn’t specify what it came fully furnished with. 1.4722 0.04023 288 183 74 31
192 Who knew learning to juggle would be so hard. 1.4720 0.04285 250 158 66 26
193 Revenge is a dish best served loud. 1.4713 0.04438 244 157 59 28
194 I’m starting to feel like we didn’t think this through. 1.4710 0.03955 259 157 82 20
195 As an art piece, I feel it lacks movement. 1.4704 0.03972 287 181 77 29
196 I just can’t juggle a relationship right now. 1.4702 0.03800 302 188 86 28
197 Thanks for helping me move. The condo board is forcing me out. Some people are so inconsiderate. 1.4694 0.03991 294 188 74 32
198 Well,at least we've got a spare. 1.4694 0.03813 294 182 86 26
199 It's been so long. Is it ten pins and one ball or tens balls and one pin? 1.4692 0.04128 260 163 72 25
200 Sorry! I didn’t know you could hear it downstairs. 1.4692 0.04011 292 187 73 32
201 I couldnt just leave them in the gutter 1.4681 0.04022 282 179 74 29
202 I said pinball machine. 1.4679 0.04210 265 170 66 29
203 They were having a sale. 1.4672 0.04108 274 175 70 29
204 I told you this split would be complicated for me. 1.4665 0.03785 313 198 84 31
205 In all fairness, the Realtor did say this place would be right up our alley. 1.4662 0.03969 281 177 77 27
206 This made sense last night. 1.4656 0.03922 262 160 82 20
207 What did you think I meant when I said I wanted a spare room? 1.4656 0.03854 320 207 77 36
208 I dunno. I just started taking some, and, then, I had a collection. 1.4655 0.03786 290 179 87 24
209 Do you think maybe you could start picking up more of your spares? 1.4655 0.03998 275 173 76 26
210 We need to talk about eBay, Wendy. 1.4634 0.03877 287 180 81 26
211 The bowling alley charged me $20 for a double whiskey so I stuck these in my pants on the way out. 1.4632 0.04414 272 184 50 38
212 I like rock paper scissors better. 1.4613 0.04005 271 171 75 25
213 But it looked cool at MoMA 1.4610 0.04195 269 175 64 30
214 Can we keep them ? I just couldn't leave them in the gutter. 1.4607 0.04135 280 183 65 32
215 Maybe my therapist just meant it as a metaphor? 1.4599 0.04330 237 151 63 23
216 A traditional burglar alarm would be easier, no? 1.4597 0.04492 248 165 52 31
217 It’s the one thing I couldn’t get comfortable doing in public again. 1.4592 0.04255 233 146 67 20
218 Remember, the realtor said to make it look natural, not staged. 1.4591 0.04373 257 170 56 31
219 The apartment below is about to finally become vacant! 1.4591 0.04442 257 172 52 33
220 Yes, sometimes I get carried away with new hobbies. Now put the pin down. 1.4590 0.04200 244 154 68 22
221 You can have the pins, just let me keep my balls. 1.4586 0.04174 290 194 59 37
222 Now we need 3 dozen ugly shoes. 1.4578 0.04255 249 160 64 25
223 Shoes. We forgot the Shoes! 1.4570 0.04243 256 166 63 27
224 We may have over committed to this whole juggling thing. 1.4569 0.04080 267 171 70 26
225 No one said juggling would be easy. 1.4556 0.04214 270 178 61 31
226 We should have a safe word. 1.4553 0.04337 257 170 57 30
227 Spare me the details. This is not what I had in mind when you said I'm going to score tonight 1.4549 0.04048 288 189 66 32
228 Hopefully the neighbours can't hear a pin drop. 1.4545 0.04130 253 161 69 23
229 Can we go back to playing simple board games? 1.4542 0.03772 273 168 86 19
230 I found them in an abandoned alley. 1.4538 0.04436 238 156 56 26
231 That's three strikes, Marcy. I'm out of here. 1.4535 0.04288 258 170 59 29
232 Do you think we’ve turned into *those* upstairs neighbors 1.4532 0.04027 278 180 70 28
233 I think the apartment below will be vacant soon and you can have your mom move in. 1.4531 0.04205 256 166 64 26
234 They said it sounds like we're running a bowling alley up here all night long. So I figured,why not ? 1.4529 0.04145 276 182 63 31
235 You bought all this, but you still rent the shoes? 1.4521 0.04093 292 195 62 35
236 I think I liked you better as a cat lady. 1.4520 0.04352 250 165 57 28
237 Ha! You’re right. I really thought it was just artistic laziness but the floor does actually slant towards the window… 1.4511 0.04394 235 153 58 24
238 Take off your shoes. The neighbors downstairs are touchy. 1.4506 0.04166 253 163 66 24
239 If you see “Mid Town Bowling” on caller i.d. Do not pick up! 1.4504 0.04261 242 156 63 23
240 I don’t think our realtor understood our request for a spare bedroom. 1.4470 0.04144 264 173 64 27
241 Maybe moving in together wasn't a great idea. 1.4469 0.04296 226 144 63 19
242 My ex-wife won the alley in the divorce. 1.4468 0.04223 235 150 65 20
243 Your choice..bowl me over or pin me down. 1.4468 0.05906 141 95 29 17
244 I would have expected hardwood floors. 1.4466 0.03988 262 167 73 22
245 Roger in 2E asked if we could help him negotiate a rent reduction. 1.4458 0.04325 240 157 59 24
246 The rules are a little complicated, they're a combination of bowling, baseball, pinball, and Wordle. 1.4453 0.04351 247 164 56 27
247 Half price is not a bargain if it's something we don't need! 1.4453 0.04201 256 168 62 26
248 This is why we should have bought them Legos instead 1.4453 0.04165 256 167 64 25
249 Turns out the guy downstairs was deaf. 1.4449 0.04295 236 153 61 22
250 I think we miscalculated the ratio of balls to pins. 1.4444 0.04165 243 156 66 21
251 Sure the balcony is great. But I still think the house with the alley was a better idea 1.4440 0.04042 250 159 71 20
252 Maybe we should learn to juggle with tennis balls. 1.4435 0.04024 248 157 72 19
253 The bank was closed so I robbed the place next door 1.4431 0.04400 246 165 53 28
254 Does something strike you as odd? 1.4429 0.04294 219 139 63 17
255 The therapist said physical activity could help cure my kleptomania. 1.4429 0.04769 210 141 45 24
256 OH REALLY?? When is the last time we did what I wanted? 1.4427 0.03889 253 158 78 17
257 Funny how they can't seem to rent the downstairs apartment. 1.4426 0.04221 235 151 64 20
258 Grandma’s hoarding was sooo specific. 1.4425 0.04560 226 151 50 25
259 It was real nice of the Bowling Alley to let us practice at home during the pandemic 1.4414 0.03936 256 162 75 19
260 I say we split! 1.4413 0.04349 247 165 55 27
261 Concentrate……10 pins, ONE BALL! 1.4413 0.04386 247 166 53 28
262 This is not what I meant when I said we should split. 1.4412 0.04140 238 152 67 19
263 This isn't working. I think we need to add chainsaws to the act. 1.4407 0.04077 236 149 70 17
264 Now don't try to pin this on me. 1.4405 0.04321 252 169 55 28
265 I honestly think the MoMA will like it. All we need is a catchy explanation. 1.4402 0.04232 234 151 63 20
266 Now that COVID restrictions are lifting, I wonder if it's time to start going back to the alley? 1.4398 0.04480 216 141 55 20
267 You best not look in the shoe closet. 1.4395 0.04560 223 149 50 24
268 I wish we had the directions; it still seems like we've got it wrong. 1.4385 0.04348 244 163 55 26
269 Do you think IKEA sent us the wrong package? 1.4384 0.04632 203 133 51 19
270 I don't know, I just always feel this weird tension with the neighbors. 1.4372 0.04484 231 155 51 25
271 I hope you got free shipping. 1.4359 0.04072 273 182 63 28
272 You're gonna take the seven pin and split? 1.4356 0.04394 225 148 56 21
273 If I started to collect cannonballs, would that be a problem? 1.4351 0.04291 239 158 58 23
274 The Co-op Board said its Ok 1.4350 0.04422 223 147 55 21
275 I found the problem with the gutters. 1.4341 0.04544 205 134 53 18
276 I suppose you’re going to tell me this is right up your alley. 1.4332 0.04229 247 164 59 24
277 I still think we were better off with rock-paper-scissors. 1.4328 0.04261 238 157 59 22
278 You call them extras, I call them spares. 1.4327 0.04253 245 163 58 24
279 Well, if the neighbors insist on clog dancing,I think we’re within our rights. 1.4326 0.04633 215 145 47 23
280 Now we'll see just how strongly the board opposes our shag carpet project. 1.4312 0.04539 218 146 50 22
281 Let's try it on the stairs. 1.4311 0.04346 225 148 57 20
282 The best part about this place is the lack of gutters 1.4310 0.04252 232 152 60 20
283 But is it art? 1.4307 0.04536 202 132 53 17
284 It’s a 30-day free trial. 1.4301 0.04909 193 131 41 21
285 Would it make a difference if the room were narrower? 1.4293 0.04429 198 127 57 14
286 The kitchen’s a bit small but I love the hardwood floors. 1.4292 0.04333 219 143 58 18
287 They did not follow you home from the bowling alley, Marge. You need to finally admit you're a kleptomaniac, so we can get you help. 1.4286 0.04688 196 130 48 18
288 I wish we'd bought the pool table instead. 1.4286 0.04614 210 141 48 21
289 Exactly how will this be “good for the cat” 1.4286 0.04980 203 142 35 26
290 That'll be the last time the downstairs neighbors complain about us walking too loudly. 1.4286 0.04312 217 141 59 17
291 Obviously inventing new sports is not right up your alley. 1.4286 0.04753 189 125 47 17
292 Honey, this apartment is right up our alley! 1.4266 0.04345 218 143 57 18
293 Why don’t we just join a gym? 1.4265 0.04447 211 139 54 18
294 Maybe you should try staying in your lane 1.4261 0.04406 230 155 52 23
295 People who have glass walls shouldn’t bowl. 1.4258 0.04424 209 137 55 17
296 These escape rooms are getting weird. 1.4258 0.04527 209 139 51 19
297 How am I supposed to bowl a strike in the spare room? 1.4257 0.04744 202 137 44 21
298 Are you gonna strike me or spare me?" 1.4254 0.04434 228 154 51 23
299 Now that we've got the hang of it, maybe we should go to the bowling alley. 1.4247 0.04565 219 149 47 23
300 Why did I agree to work from home? 1.4244 0.04376 205 133 57 15
301 What do you mean, I have more balls than brains? 1.4241 0.04622 224 155 43 26
302 I just don't feel like juggling it all anymore. 1.4240 0.04308 217 142 58 17
303 Shall we introduce ourselves to the neighbors below? 1.4233 0.04720 215 149 41 25
304 We should have bought a treadmill. 1.4231 0.04264 234 156 57 21
305 This is MY man cave and I'll decorate it any way I like! 1.4229 0.04600 201 134 49 18
306 It’s an art project — when it sells I promise we’ll get furniture. 1.4227 0.04426 194 125 56 13
307 This isn't quite what I had in mind when I said let's have a Super Bowl party. 1.4219 0.04977 192 133 37 22
308 If only we had a lane to stay in. 1.4219 0.04752 192 129 45 18
309 Trust the therapy, honey. There's a metaphor in here somewhere. 1.4218 0.04493 211 141 51 19
310 Promise me we'll never split! 1.4215 0.04320 223 148 56 19
311 The downstairs neighbors don't like me working from home. 1.4208 0.04635 202 136 47 19
312 You know I am as committed as you are to equity in all aspects of society but having equal numbers of black and white inanimate objects doesn't work with bowling. 1.4208 0.04740 202 138 43 21
313 That's it. No more'The Big Lebowski -themed parties. 1.4206 0.04687 214 148 42 24
314 If you put down the pin, I'll put down the balls! 1.4205 0.04755 195 132 44 19
315 this scenario feels like we’re in one of those captionless new yorker cartoons 1.4202 0.04998 188 130 37 21
316 I thought it'd be right up your alley. 1.4198 0.04324 212 139 57 16
317 You threw out the box with the instructions on it? 1.4195 0.04937 205 145 34 26
318 Somehow I don't think pickle bowl is gonna take off. 1.4187 0.04824 203 141 39 23
319 Just checked our lease, we should be fine. 1.4183 0.04433 208 138 53 17
320 Ok, YOU show me how to hit a 7-10 split. 1.4182 0.04213 220 144 60 16
321 What was I supposed to do? Let them rot in the gutter? 1.4178 0.04509 213 144 49 20
322 This is not what I meant by “a spare room.” 1.4171 0.04336 211 139 56 16
323 Honey, I just had some spare time. 1.4163 0.04416 209 139 53 17
324 The alley was sold separately. 1.4162 0.04931 197 138 36 23
325 Are you sure free range bowling is a thing ? 1.4162 0.05121 173 119 36 18
326 I thought you had the instructions. 1.4152 0.04301 224 150 55 19
327 Not only are they the same species, they're breeding. 1.4152 0.04159 224 147 61 16
328 I crossed 'clean the gutters' off the spring cleaning list. 1.4146 0.04312 205 134 57 14
329 Yet another reason I wanted hardwood floors 1.4140 0.04524 215 147 47 21
330 I may be wrong, but I think the key to this escape room has something to do with bowling 1.4138 0.04898 174 117 42 15
331 I'd like to renegotiate our learn-how-to-juggle bet. 1.4136 0.04109 220 143 63 14
332 The people one floor down have a few questions. 1.4115 0.04446 192 126 53 13
333 We both need to do a better job staying in our lane. 1.4112 0.04184 214 140 60 14
334 We seemed so compatible online. 1.4107 0.04726 168 110 47 11
335 I suppose this is my third strike? 1.4104 0.04712 212 149 39 24
336 I'm sorry, but "Bowling Alley Attendant" is just not one of those jobs you can work from home. 1.4100 0.04550 200 135 48 17
337 Oh no, we forgot to return the shoes! 1.4096 0.05132 166 114 36 16
338 Now we just need a safe word. 1.4088 0.04758 181 122 44 15
339 I am sorry; learning to juggle is hard. 1.4086 0.04729 186 126 44 16
340 I mean it, Simone, I'm through playing games. 1.4080 0.04693 201 139 42 20
341 Turns out location IS everything. 1.4078 0.04859 179 122 41 16
342 It's not as Freudian as it seems. 1.4076 0.04948 184 128 37 19
343 I think we need a better marriage counselor. 1.4074 0.04614 189 127 47 15
344 Maybe people who live in glass houses shouldn't bowl. 1.4048 0.04940 168 114 40 14
345 I met the downstairs neighbors this morning. They may not be as cool as we’d hoped. 1.4044 0.04716 183 124 44 15
346 Don’t be discouraged. Juggling’s not for everyone. 1.4040 0.04576 198 135 46 17
347 The home version just isn’t the same. 1.4039 0.04496 203 138 48 17
348 Amazing, right? A perfectly level apartment floor. 1.4036 0.05403 166 119 27 20
349 Now that the divorce is final I need your shoes back. They're rented. 1.4033 0.04879 181 125 39 17
350 We were meant to be together. 1.4033 0.04879 181 125 39 17
351 Maybe we shouldn't have left your dad in charge of the registry. 1.4031 0.04551 196 133 47 16
352 I’m into it. It just feels awkward wearing my own shoes. 1.4024 0.04948 164 111 40 13
353 I decided to give ‘Mr.-the-Quiet-Hours-policy-doesn’t-apply-to-me’ downstairs a taste of his own medicine. 1.4022 0.04587 179 119 48 12
354 I think we should have taken that long, narrow apartment 1.4022 0.04942 184 129 36 19
355 I know what you're thinking. We don't have nearly enough pins. 1.4022 0.04820 184 127 40 17
356 But there is room to spare! 1.4020 0.04557 199 136 46 17
357 I think we should try juggling tennis balls instead. 1.4019 0.04479 214 148 46 20
358 I found them sitting in an alley, I couldn't just leave them there... 1.4011 0.05020 177 124 35 18
359 Stop breaking my balls. 1.4011 0.04794 182 125 41 16
360 Of course you're a better juggler Jan, you picked the pins and I got the balls 1.4011 0.04666 182 123 45 14
361 Did you keep the receipts ? 1.4011 0.04883 187 131 37 19
362 Maybe ping-pong would have been a better quarantine sport. 1.4010 0.04615 192 131 45 16
363 This birthday I kind of wanted a tie." 1.4000 0.04417 185 122 52 11
364 Maybe we should give up trying to juggle and just bowl. 1.4000 0.05170 170 120 32 18
365 I see the appeal of pickle ball. 1.4000 0.05061 175 123 34 18
366 Stay as long as you want, I've got a spare room 1.4000 0.05126 175 124 32 19
367 Okay, we need a spare room. 1.4000 0.04280 210 141 54 15
368 This looked more interesting at the gallery. 1.4000 0.04930 175 121 38 16
369 I have a lot of spare time. 1.4000 0.04363 215 147 50 18
370 I thought we’d practice juggling tonight. 1.4000 0.04274 190 124 56 10
371 Okay, they're liberated. Now what? 1.3990 0.04596 193 132 45 16
372 Then they accused us of having a bowling alley up here ... in a studio apartment! 1.3989 0.04581 183 123 47 13
373 Careful- the neighbors can hear a pin drop. 1.3980 0.04659 196 136 42 18
374 Let's go back a little. What exactly did you mean when you said "That's right up my alley?" 1.3979 0.04125 191 123 60 8
375 The neighbors below are going to totally regret getting that yappy Dog 1.3978 0.04745 181 124 42 15
376 Now we've got plenty to spare. 1.3977 0.04704 176 119 44 13
377 Does it spark joy? 1.3971 0.04684 204 144 39 21
378 And I didn’t want all those plants you bought when the greenhouse closed, but here we are. 1.3970 0.04381 199 134 51 14
379 I'll figure out the 7 - 10 split if it kills me. 1.3966 0.04781 179 123 41 15
380 Seeing my desperation, Grandma offered me her spare room. 1.3966 0.04670 174 117 45 12
381 'And here we have the spare bedroom...' 1.3966 0.05144 174 124 31 19
382 It's a step up from the gutter. 1.3962 0.05049 159 109 37 13
383 Oh spare me,Marion 1.3961 0.04530 207 144 44 19
384 I tried curling but the ice kept melting. 1.3957 0.04757 187 130 40 17
385 Okay, we have 15 minutes to pick this all up before my mother gets here. 1.3955 0.04818 177 122 40 15
386 I can't keep my new shoes, either? 1.3949 0.05250 157 110 32 15
387 Sometimes I feel like I set them up just for you to knock them down 1.3947 0.04332 190 126 53 11
388 I cannot wait to hear what our downstairs neighbors think we are doing. 1.3943 0.04648 175 118 45 12
389 Get rid of the Xbox," you said. "Try reality," you said. 1.3941 0.04539 203 141 44 18
390 No, I think I still prefer to play it on my phone. 1.3938 0.05101 160 111 35 14
391 people just don’t appreciate the work it takes to be the upstairs neighbour 1.3936 0.04971 188 135 32 21
392 Sometimes you’re a pin, sometimes you’re a ball 1.3936 0.04615 188 129 44 15
393 Loraine, your kleptomania is getting out of hand. 1.3934 0.04703 183 126 42 15
394 This is not what I meant when I said to make a spare room for guests 1.3933 0.04991 178 126 34 18
395 I think the guy at the bowling alley is getting suspicious. 1.3931 0.04825 173 119 40 14
396 Maybe we should have just paid for the security system. 1.3931 0.04611 173 116 46 11
397 This seemed like a good idea in the beginning of quarantine. 1.3930 0.04289 201 135 53 13
398 I can't believe that's the only one I knocked down. 1.3929 0.04422 196 133 49 14
399 We forgot gutters. 1.3927 0.04443 219 154 44 21
400 Remember when we first met and you said you kinda loved my quirkiness? Could you channel this emotion right now? 1.3926 0.04956 163 112 38 13
401 You told me to rob the bowling alley. 1.3923 0.04840 209 153 30 26
402 If you put the pin down I’ll leave quietly” 1.3923 0.04391 209 144 48 17
403 I miss the sourdough phase. 1.3916 0.05111 166 117 33 16
404 You have got to get your mind out of the gutter. 1.3915 0.04775 189 133 38 18
405 The 7,10,6,3,2,9,1,5,4,8 split is impossible with just one ball. 1.3907 0.05396 151 107 29 15
406 It was probably easier for some people to work from home 1.3905 0.05044 169 119 34 16
407 It was the only listing with a spare room. 1.3900 0.04583 200 140 42 18
408 I was hoping to score! 1.3898 0.05007 177 126 33 18
409 Maybe we should reconsider Zumba. 1.3892 0.05294 167 121 27 19
410 We're not spending extra money on an instruction book! 1.3892 0.04942 167 116 37 14
411 It’s complicated 1.3892 0.05156 167 119 31 17
412 We have to change our shoes. 1.3886 0.05047 175 125 32 18
413 I refuse to believe that these all spark joy. 1.3879 0.04908 165 114 38 13
414 Do you ever feel like your life needs a caption to make sense? 1.3879 0.05200 165 118 30 17
415 Is that a hard no on a pool table as well? 1.3875 0.05093 160 112 34 14
416 I know this started as a way to get back at the snarky couple downstairs, but I think we have a real shot at making regionals. 1.3873 0.05022 173 123 33 17
417 They were free… 1.3873 0.04955 173 122 35 16
418 ... and, you could've head a pin drop. 1.3864 0.04689 176 121 42 13
419 I don't know what you're so upset about- the ad clearly said a spare bedroom 1.3861 0.04895 158 108 39 11
420 Fine, you be the kingpin, and I'll be the high roller. 1.3860 0.04711 171 117 42 12
421 Your redecorating ideas aren’t bad. They are just not up my alley. 1.3860 0.04855 171 119 38 14
422 The co-op board says stick to chess. 1.3859 0.04414 184 124 49 11
423 Is it just me or do our new neighbors not like us. 1.3855 0.04732 166 113 42 11
424 This is what happens to hipsters when you don't have a wedding register. 1.3854 0.04884 192 139 32 21
425 You really shouldn’t be wearing those shoes. 1.3854 0.04596 192 134 42 16
426 The neighbors below are finally moving out! 1.3846 0.04821 169 117 39 13
427 And that's our first lesson on male genitalia 1.3842 0.04736 177 123 40 14
428 Spare me, hun. 1.3833 0.04874 180 128 35 17
429 This would be more fun at night when the downstairs neighbors are sound asleep 1.3829 0.04489 175 118 47 10
430 The downstairs neighbors are still there... let's try pogo sticks 1.3826 0.05520 149 108 25 16
431 Okay, now you be balls and I'll be pins. 1.3824 0.04576 170 115 45 10
432 I was using that. 1.3824 0.05429 136 95 30 11
433 How do you like the spare bedroom? 1.3822 0.05233 157 112 30 15
434 This aught to get us out of our lease. 1.3818 0.04746 165 113 41 11
435 We can’t do everything from home. 1.3810 0.04686 168 115 42 11
436 I thought this kind of collection would be right up your alley. 1.3807 0.04681 176 122 41 13
437 I still think this would feel less weird if we had shirts with our names embroidered on them. 1.3803 0.05167 142 98 34 10
438 I dunno. What do you want to do? 1.3801 0.04917 171 121 35 15
439 I don’t think this is what your therapist meant. 1.3801 0.04629 171 117 43 11
440 A few more hours of this and I think we can get the people downstairs to stop playing their music so loud. 1.3788 0.04373 198 137 47 14
441 Not the Super Bowl party I had in mind. 1.3776 0.05138 143 99 34 10
442 A Russian oligarch who’s never entered the building owns the apartment downstairs. We’ll be fine. 1.3775 0.04859 151 103 39 9
443 Ya know, I think this worked better in the basement apartment. 1.3771 0.04624 175 121 42 12
444 Striking, isn’t it? 1.3765 0.04955 162 114 35 13
445 Your Big Lebowski obsession has gone too far 1.3764 0.04773 178 126 37 15
446 It’s like Amway, but with bowling stuff. 1.3763 0.04871 186 135 32 19
447 Are we bad neighbors? 1.3758 0.04984 157 110 35 12
448 Remember, on Valentine's Day, you said "I want you to bowl me over"? 1.3758 0.04901 157 109 37 11
449 Didn't you bring the rules? 1.3750 0.04742 176 124 38 14
450 This just isn't what I had in mind when you said I could stay in the spare room. 1.3742 0.04694 163 112 41 10
451 Let’s see if the cats can get past these. 1.3742 0.04694 163 112 41 10
452 Are you going to strike me or spare me? 1.3742 0.05190 155 111 30 14
453 We need to de-gutter. 1.3742 0.05270 155 112 28 15
454 You told your mother that we go bowling every once in a while, didn't you? 1.3735 0.05013 166 119 32 15
455 I'm not the same since the split. 1.3733 0.05313 150 108 28 14
456 The prenup gives me all the balls. I don’t care what happens to the pins. 1.3728 0.04501 169 115 45 9
457 Honey, just because a sale is ‘buy one get one’… 1.3724 0.04789 145 98 40 7
458 I am an artist now, hun. That’s why you don’t get it. 1.3724 0.05174 145 102 32 11
459 I just kept picking up spares. 1.3723 0.04523 188 132 42 14
460 I see now that the Wii was the better choice. 1.3723 0.05076 137 94 35 8
461 Want to learn to juggle? 1.3720 0.04750 164 114 39 11
462 The HOA wants to speak with us. 1.3720 0.05055 164 118 31 15
463 Well, the listing did say, "Striking furnishings." 1.3718 0.04916 156 109 36 11
464 Teddy told me we’re playing this game all wrong. 1.3716 0.05008 148 103 35 10
465 I’m tellin’ ya, this bowling/chess hybrid thing can work. 1.3713 0.04766 167 117 38 12
466 Is it weird that I asked you to change your shoes? 1.3706 0.04829 143 97 39 7
467 I told you I was into extreme sports. 1.3706 0.05063 170 124 29 17
468 Well this is an awkward split 1.3704 0.05924 135 101 18 16
469 Well, the rent is high but it beats living in the gutter. 1.3704 0.04541 162 110 44 8
470 Well you said, “Give up golf.” 1.3696 0.05150 138 96 33 9
471 We really need to make some friends. 1.3691 0.05071 149 105 33 11
472 I think it's time we split. 1.3684 0.05280 133 93 31 9
473 Wow. Canadian Rules Bowling really is different. 1.3684 0.04999 152 107 34 11
474 Have you seen my golf clubs? 1.3681 0.04602 163 112 42 9
475 Should we look up the rules? 1.3681 0.04842 163 115 36 12
476 Tell me again, what was wrong with monopoly for game night? 1.3677 0.04758 155 107 39 9
477 If this doesn’t force our crazy neighbours to move, I don’t know what will 1.3672 0.04711 177 126 37 14
478 I didn’t want to be like everyone else and their goddamn Peloton. 1.3671 0.04947 158 112 34 12
479 Pinball, I said “pinball” would be fun. 1.3671 0.04947 158 112 34 12
480 Actually, my wife and I had a tough split. 1.3669 0.05221 139 98 31 10
481 I can't believe the shipping was free. 1.3669 0.05221 139 98 31 10
482 Until this pandemic ends we'd better bowl from home. 1.3660 0.05058 153 109 32 12
483 I lost the instructions. 1.3654 0.04905 156 110 35 11
484 I don't think the condo board has fully thought out the concept of an amenities room. 1.3653 0.04979 167 121 31 15
485 Is this good? Studies show it'll sell for more if we make it look like white folks live here. 1.3653 0.04832 167 119 35 13
486 I imagined something else when you said you were really into bowling on Tinder. 1.3650 0.05371 137 98 28 11
487 I swear I told you, and you said ‘okay’. 1.3648 0.04757 159 111 38 10
488 I think our ball to pin ratio is off. 1.3648 0.04672 159 110 40 9
489 Seems like awfully small bats for such large balls. 1.3647 0.04914 170 123 32 15
490 The people downstairs are throwing another one of their rager parties tonight. Are you up for a few games of drop the ball and knock over pins since we'll be awake anyway? 1.3643 0.05817 129 95 21 13
491 I don’t know what got into me. I don’t bowl. 1.3643 0.05385 129 91 29 9
492 Well, the ad did mention a spare room. 1.3642 0.04613 162 112 41 9
493 Didn't you say wanted to live in the fast lane? 1.3642 0.04777 162 114 37 11
494 I don't think we're playing this right... 1.3642 0.05012 162 117 31 14
495 We still need room for the batting cage. 1.3636 0.05394 143 104 26 13
496 Darn - I forgot to order a lane. 1.3636 0.04637 165 115 40 10
497 I knew we had some spares! 1.3636 0.04557 165 114 42 9
498 There's been a complaint from downstairs. 1.3631 0.04733 168 119 37 12
499 Maybe we should have read the manual. 1.3631 0.05124 157 114 29 14
500 Would now be a bad time for a penis joke? 1.3623 0.05533 138 101 24 13
501 Honey we really need to stop bringing home every stray we find in the alley 1.3620 0.04832 163 116 35 12
502 We should have just bought a burglar alarm. 1.3618 0.04900 152 107 35 10
503 Your profile said you like pinball. 1.3618 0.04718 152 105 39 8
504 If we mask and pay for both adjacent lanes, would you be willing to go back to the alley? 1.3617 0.05257 141 101 29 11
505 Let's not argue balls and strikes. 1.3617 0.04856 141 97 37 7
506 I adopted some strays I found in the gutter. 1.3608 0.04854 158 112 35 11
507 I was going to throw the ball, but then the pin looked directly at me and said “If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.” 1.3605 0.05103 147 105 31 11
508 I'll admit that I have a problem, if you admit that you have a problem. 1.3605 0.05103 147 105 31 11
509 I swear the ad said it was furnished. I never thought to ask with what. 1.3603 0.05390 136 98 27 11
510 Spare me the excuses. 1.3602 0.04625 161 112 40 9
511 I rescued them from an abusive relationship 1.3597 0.05404 139 101 26 12
512 Oh, I see...but there IS room for all YOUR stuff?! 1.3595 0.05131 153 111 29 13
513 wow, finally a guy with a normal apartment 1.3594 0.05516 128 92 26 10
514 We’re really growing into our role as upstairs neighbors! 1.3588 0.04905 170 124 31 15
515 "Remember, we're Republicans, so line up the balls, throw some pins at them, and blame somebody... real loud. Your winning score will be stolen by the enemies of our freedom from dignity...then we prevail by presenting absolutely zero evidence." 1.3588 0.06040 131 100 15 16
516 Setting you up? I thought you were setting ME up. 1.3587 0.04371 184 129 44 11
517 As you can see, this home comes with a spare bedroom. 1.3580 0.04432 162 111 44 7
518 Don't pin this mess on me. 1.3576 0.04914 151 107 34 10
519 Have you ever free ranged bowled before? 1.3575 0.04590 179 128 38 13
520 All right then, next time YOU sell the furniture. 1.3571 0.04669 154 107 39 8
521 I never said I was a *good* juggler. 1.3571 0.05686 126 92 22 11
522 If this doesn't get rid of the downstairs neighbors, nothing will. 1.3571 0.04974 140 98 34 8
523 I told you this job is right up my alley! 1.3567 0.05192 157 116 26 15
524 You said you didn't want to hear a pin drop! 1.3567 0.04951 157 113 32 12
525 You were right, more balls didn’t help 1.3561 0.05173 132 93 31 8
526 The last thing I remember is getting really drunk. 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
527 Have you seen my lucky shirt ? 1.3554 0.05733 121 88 23 10
528 Wow. Being an upstairs neighbor comes with a lot of responsibility 1.3548 0.04992 155 112 31 12
529 Why is my bowling memorabilia collection out of its protective case? 1.3547 0.04856 172 126 31 15
530 I gotta stop bringing my work home. 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
531 Now we wait for the downstairs neighbors to get home. 1.3537 0.04556 164 115 40 9
532 Tammy, I think it's finally splitsville. 1.3534 0.05463 133 97 25 11
533 I changed my mind. Let's go back to the bowling alley and get our furniture. 1.3533 0.05279 150 111 25 14
534 I said I wanted a pinball *machine*! 1.3529 0.05119 153 112 28 13
535 You stay in your lane. 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
536 I didn't stay in my lane 1.3521 0.04916 142 100 34 8
537 For once, spare me the details. 1.3517 0.05135 145 105 29 11
538 Are you sureyou heard the therapist right? 1.3516 0.05154 128 90 31 7
539 How'd I know Charlene downstairs would complain? She's a freakin' drama queen! 1.3516 0.05611 128 94 23 11
540 I know we just got these, but let's wait until 2AM to use them. 1.3514 0.05327 148 110 24 14
541 You don't have the balls to hit me!!!!! 1.3511 0.05410 131 95 26 10
542 I just thought I'd pick up a few spares. 1.3510 0.05249 151 112 25 14
543 No one will notice if we dump them in the alley. 1.3504 0.04924 137 96 34 7
544 Can we go back to baking bread? 1.3504 0.05442 137 101 24 12
545 You're totally out of my league. 1.3503 0.04596 157 110 39 8
546 I am done with corporate training. 1.3494 0.04973 166 123 28 15
547 They weren't messing around calling this the spare room. 1.3493 0.05012 146 105 31 10
548 Obviously, you're not a golfer. 1.3484 0.04631 155 109 38 8
549 It’s like Wordle, but with bowling balls and pins… 1.3484 0.04895 155 112 32 11
550 I’m not sure what you expected when you asked for a pin-ball machine 1.3473 0.04408 167 117 42 8
551 I was framed. 1.3472 0.05056 144 104 30 10
552 Crypto's so yesterday Jan. Bowling's where the smart money's going now. 1.3472 0.04959 144 103 32 9
553 I thought when you said you wanted to split, you wanted a 7-10. 1.3469 0.04793 147 104 35 8
554 This isn’t what I had in mind when you said you were going to furnish our place with equipment from the alley. 1.3469 0.05076 147 107 29 11
555 Would you mind changing your shoes? 1.3464 0.05106 153 113 27 13
556 You don’t have the balls. 1.3462 0.04868 156 113 32 11
557 Ok I admit it. My mind IS in the gutter. 1.3462 0.05537 130 96 23 11
558 Same as last year, whoever knocks over a pin does the taxes." 1.3456 0.05360 136 100 25 11
559 Laser tag is in the spare bedroom. 1.3453 0.05277 139 102 26 11
560 I don’t know why you’re upset, you asked for a spare room. 1.3452 0.04467 168 119 40 9
561 I don't like alleys. 1.3451 0.05589 113 81 25 7
562 My fingers are stuck. 1.3451 0.05293 142 105 25 12
563 These were all in the gutter. 1.3451 0.05002 142 102 31 9
564 If this doesn’t wake them, nothing will 1.3448 0.04798 174 129 30 15
565 There's been another noise complaint. 1.3446 0.04862 148 106 33 9
566 Yes, I do love bowling! Why do you ask? 1.3442 0.04732 154 110 35 9
567 We're on the agenda right after the trumpet player in 14-D and the lady with the St. Bernards in 12-C. 1.3440 0.05460 125 91 25 9
568 This is the last strike in our relationship. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
569 When did we switch from "Rock, Paper, Scissors"? 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
570 Now they'll have to let us out of our lease early. 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
571 I really think we ought to split. 1.3434 0.04812 166 122 31 13
572 Don't stop me, I'm on a roll. 1.3431 0.05016 137 98 31 8
573 Who said anything about sex. 1.3429 0.05342 140 104 24 12
574 I think the problem was to start naming them. 1.3429 0.05342 140 104 24 12
575 ‘I have nothing to spare.’ 1.3425 0.04902 146 105 32 9
576 So this is your spare room? 1.3419 0.04707 155 111 35 9
577 I’m sorry, but it’s Splitsville. 1.3415 0.04693 164 119 34 11
578 Spare me the drama, I thought this would be right up your alley. 1.3415 0.05516 123 90 24 9
579 It's not about strikes and gutterballs, its about how we roll 1.3411 0.04859 129 90 34 5
580 …so I said, I don’t complain about your knitting hobby downstairs. 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
581 My bad. We should have closed on the bowling alley before we purchased the inventory. 1.3409 0.05250 132 96 27 9
582 Last night, after the game, they all came over. We had a few beers, and they voted me team captain. That's pretty much all I can remember. 1.3407 0.04837 135 95 34 6
583 Now let's look at the rules and see how to play 1.3407 0.05678 135 103 18 14
584 Give it up honey, you’re not Banksy. 1.3407 0.05480 135 101 22 12
585 Couldn't you just have poker night, like a normal person? 1.3403 0.04534 144 100 39 5
586 So, what type of marriage therapy is this? 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
587 You went first last time. 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
588 Wanna try miniature golf instead? 1.3385 0.05070 130 93 30 7
589 Oh wait,I think it was it was the shoes my friends used to take. 1.3383 0.05217 133 97 27 9
590 C'mon, this is New York — we don't have room to spare! 1.3383 0.04993 133 95 31 7
591 Last time I clean the gutters. 1.3380 0.05464 142 108 20 14
592 Tell me the rules again. 1.3377 0.04873 151 110 31 10
593 The cats are going to hate this. 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
594 I was thinking I'd learn how to juggle. 1.3362 0.05736 116 86 21 9
595 I need to watch a YouTube to figure out how to play this game. 1.3361 0.05374 119 86 26 7
596 Is this my last strike? 1.3361 0.06000 119 91 16 12
597 The alley was closed, OK?! 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
598 I’ll get rid of these when you get rid of the shoes. 1.3359 0.05153 131 95 28 8
599 I can explain... 1.3359 0.05376 131 97 24 10
600 At what point was this exercise supposed to help us reach a decision? 1.3359 0.05266 131 96 26 9
601 It's time to roll, and now we're ready. 1.3358 0.05184 134 98 27 9
602 I got a good deal at a going-out-of-business sale." 1.3358 0.05184 134 98 27 9
603 The lawyers agreed, you get the balls I keep the pins. 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
604 This way we'll always remember our first date. 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
605 Remember when it seemed like a cool idea to make the spare room into a spare room. 1.3358 0.04890 137 98 32 7
606 Mid-century modern. 1.3357 0.05130 140 103 27 10
607 You told me to set up the spare bedroom. 1.3357 0.04856 143 103 32 8
608 You win. I'm going to split. 1.3357 0.04542 143 100 38 5
609 What do you mean that they make your thumbs look big? 1.3356 0.04789 146 105 33 8
610 Have I mentioned how attractive you look in that outfit? 1.3356 0.05169 146 109 25 12
611 Still cheaper than therapy. 1.3354 0.05134 161 123 22 16
612 Can't we just settle this with an old set of dishes instead? 1.3353 0.04298 167 118 42 7
613 Yeah, well the divorce decree calls for a 7-10 split. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
614 I think we need wood floors. 1.3333 0.05138 147 110 25 12
615 Did I strike out with you already? 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
616 Should have hoarded toilet paper instead. 1.3333 0.05849 123 94 17 12
617 This is not a black and white issue. 1.3333 0.05539 129 97 21 11
618 But they were being abused. 1.3333 0.05947 117 89 17 11
619 The neighbors complained again. 1.3333 0.05047 147 109 27 11
620 Okay, we chose our weapons 1.3333 0.05074 138 101 28 9
621 Let's face it--you're a 7 and I'm a 10...we need to split. 1.3333 0.05464 135 102 21 12
622 Maybe we should start collecting stamps instead. 1.3333 0.05521 126 94 22 10
623 I thought you were supposed to bring the alley. 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
624 It comes fully furnished. 1.3333 0.05040 126 90 30 6
625 You misunderstood when I said, "You bowled me over," 1.3311 0.05018 148 110 27 11
626 At least we’ve got the right shoes. 1.3310 0.04699 145 104 34 7
627 Maybe we should have robbed a bank instead.” -Alison K. Burns, Massachusett 1.3310 0.04996 145 107 28 10
628 I don’t see how this is any better than regular chess. 1.3310 0.05275 145 110 22 13
629 Something seems off, but I can't pin it down. 1.3309 0.04611 139 98 36 5
630 Now all we need is an alley. 1.3309 0.04831 139 100 32 7
631 This is unexplainable so let's just split. 1.3309 0.05245 139 104 24 11
632 Wouldn't you rather go to a marriage counselor? 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
633 You weren't kidding when you said you'd bowl me over with your charm. 1.3309 0.05119 136 100 27 9
634 You said it: I've got balls. 1.3305 0.05652 118 88 21 9
635 Obviously Freudian." 1.3304 0.05344 115 83 26 6
636 It was a long trip out of the gutter. 1.3302 0.05953 106 79 19 8
637 Sure, I’ll stop as soon as our downstairs neighbor turns down his music. 1.3289 0.04804 149 109 31 9
638 Well, if I could find one, I'd stay in my lane. 1.3286 0.04694 140 100 34 6
639 It's amazing to finally meet someone with a compatible fetish! 1.3285 0.05294 137 103 23 11
640 This divorce is harder than the 7-10 split. 1.3281 0.05096 128 93 28 7
641 It repairs the historically unjust ratio of pins to balls. 1.3280 0.05421 125 93 23 9
642 I don't care what kind of deal you got at Costco 1.3280 0.05539 125 94 21 10
643 What bowling stuff? 1.3277 0.05737 119 90 19 10
644 Thanks hon, but this is not what I had in mind when I said I wanted to be completely bowled over. 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
645 I miss the couch. 1.3276 0.06095 116 90 14 12
646 But once again, how is this a technology start up? 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
647 I think we're ready for your mother's visit. 1.3261 0.05261 138 104 23 11
648 We’re going to need a bigger container of talcum powder. 1.3261 0.04842 138 100 31 7
649 Boy, I really struck out with you. 1.3261 0.05159 138 103 25 10
650 The people downstairs want us to get another hobby. 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
651 The condo manager just reminded us there is no bowling after 11.pm. 1.3254 0.05143 126 92 27 7
652 I'm really more of a badminton guy. 1.3252 0.05476 123 92 22 9
653 If we want this to succeed, we’ll need a longer entry way! 1.3250 0.05181 120 87 27 6
654 When you said you were an Alley Cat this is not what I pictured! 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
655 They were BOGO. 1.3250 0.05571 120 90 21 9
656 I thought you ordered the alley. 1.3248 0.04980 117 83 30 4
657 I must have clicked on the wrong key when I ordered that pinball arcade game. 1.3245 0.04656 151 110 33 8
658 Are you sure this is what the designer meant by 'turn this into a spare bedroom'? 1.3243 0.05145 111 79 28 4
659 When I suggested adding ebony and ivory, I meant a piano. 1.3241 0.05074 145 109 25 11
660 The neighbors are starting to complain 1.3239 0.05052 142 106 26 10
661 What? You said I could use your place for a spare room. 1.3239 0.05150 142 107 24 11
662 Would you mind taking off your shoes? 1.3239 0.04850 142 104 30 8
663 A typo turned rolling pins and bowls to bowling pins and balls. 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
664 I found these in the alley. 1.3235 0.04882 136 99 30 7
665 I was on a roll. 1.3235 0.05425 102 73 25 4
666 The previous owner agreed to a 7-10 split. 1.3235 0.05101 136 101 26 9
667 Were there instructions? 1.3231 0.04910 130 94 30 6
668 I might have a bowling problem. It was a buy 1 get 1 sale. 1.3226 0.04932 124 89 30 5
669 Is that what really went down last night? 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
670 ‘I’ve told you so many times Genevieve, we only need one ball for every ten pins. The guests are arriving in 15 minutes and I’m going to look like an fool. It’s bad enough they’re not Candlepin, you know my boss is from central Massachusetts, but the ball to pin ratio is untenable…. Get it Genevieve … unTENable. Ha. We have fun don’t we’. 1.3221 0.05063 149 113 24 12
671 But you said I could make a game room. 1.3219 0.04755 146 107 31 8
672 Ok, fine. I don't know what an NFT is. 1.3212 0.05276 137 104 22 11
673 Checkmate! I win! 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
674 all right, all right, I'll read the instruction booklet" 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
675 So this is bowling based on chaos theory? 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
676 It's not obsessive compulsive behavior. My therapist told me to get a hobby. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
677 I picked up some spares in the alley. 1.3206 0.04998 131 96 28 7
678 I'm not as into bowling as I thought I was. 1.3200 0.05029 125 91 28 6
679 Ready to make our neighbors’ worse nightmare come true? 1.3197 0.05368 122 91 23 8
680 We are living in Tin Pan Alley? I thought you said "Ten Pin Alley. 1.3193 0.05054 119 86 28 5
681 I make ONE joke about living in the gutter... 1.3188 0.04823 138 101 30 7
682 You swiped right didn't you? 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
683 I wish it came with instructions about how to play this game. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
684 I don't know, what would you like to do? 1.3178 0.05276 129 97 23 9
685 I think we’ll really stump the downstairs neighbor this time. 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
686 Of all the boxes they didn’t lose. 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
687 One more strike and we'll split. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
688 I’m starting to think our downstairs neighbor doesn’t like us. 1.3172 0.04559 145 105 34 6
689 This helps get my mind out of the gutter. 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
690 I've been framed. 1.3171 0.05454 123 93 21 9
691 They were there for me when I pulled myself out of the gutter. 1.3169 0.05132 142 108 23 11
692 Now, all we need is David Letterman. 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
693 You said, “Be spontaneous”. 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
694 The neighbors just below the Smiths were right all along. 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
695 Imagine what our downstairs neighbors think we’re doing up here! 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
696 ...and this is the spare room. 1.3162 0.05291 136 104 21 11
697 I feel like our downstairs neighbors don’t like us. 1.3158 0.04934 133 98 28 7
698 I can't think of a caption for this cartoon. Can You? 1.3158 0.05882 133 107 10 16
699 This is a classic, "Read the book first". 1.3158 0.05033 114 82 28 4
700 I exercise my right to remain silent about where I was last night. 1.3153 0.05116 111 80 27 4
701 I only wanted a pair of the shoes, but it was a package deal. 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
702 I call it burling. 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
703 But I gave Pickleball a try for you. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
704 I’m rethinking this bowlfit thing 1.3147 0.04699 143 105 31 7
705 I forgot how phallic this game was. Mind if we switch roles? 1.3145 0.05653 124 96 17 11
706 How often must i say it. Never throw away the manual! 1.3140 0.05253 121 90 24 7
707 Looks like we've been set up. 1.3136 0.05342 118 88 23 7
708 The apartment is narrow but it does come with a pin setter… 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
709 Lane? That would make it more fun. 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
710 Did we keep the receipt? 1.3136 0.04918 118 85 29 4
711 Maybe we need to change shoes? 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
712 It's amazing what one can find in the gutter. 1.3130 0.05093 131 98 25 8
713 This whole thing is giving me a splitting headache. 1.3130 0.05207 131 99 23 9
714 It's, like, wordle for athletes. 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
715 I'm through playing games, Janis. 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
716 Now that we’ve reinvented bowling shall we move on to golf? 1.3125 0.04671 144 106 31 7
717 Well, the real estate agent did say this place would be right up our alley. 1.3125 0.05817 112 86 17 9
718 So, this is how I die. 1.3125 0.06337 96 74 14 8
719 But Amazon said they were on sale 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
720 I think we need to stay in our lane. 1.3121 0.04736 141 104 30 7
721 Then why do you set them up? 1.3120 0.05005 125 92 27 6
722 the shoes are commimg next week 1.3120 0.05133 125 93 25 7
723 Wanna learn to juggle? 1.3116 0.04691 138 101 31 6
724 To hell with the lady downstairs. I’m learning how to juggle! 1.3115 0.05592 122 94 18 10
725 The listing said it came with an alley. 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
726 They say they're on strike. 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
727 I'm tired of people telling me to stay in my lane. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
728 I've lost track of the score. 1.3109 0.05436 119 90 21 8
729 What?? You said to stay in my lane. 1.3106 0.04825 132 97 29 6
730 Honey, are we sure this is how a rent strike works? 1.3103 0.05532 116 88 20 8
731 I think this game I invented is going to become the new Wordle. 1.3101 0.05481 129 100 18 11
732 We'd better crank it up a notch. They're still trying to get some sleep down there. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
733 I think we need a reset. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
734 I knew that once they started fraternizing it would be chaos. 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
735 This was not what I meant by "let's get the balls rolling..." 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
736 Let’s start over. 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
737 You said to meet you in the alley. 1.3088 0.05061 136 103 24 9
738 ..And that indoor pool they promised... it's a bathtub" 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
739 I liked it better with the furniture. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
740 Well, you’ve got your macramé . 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
741 Yes, I do love bowling, but at home I'd rather have furniture. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
742 We need to talk about our Brunswick addiction... 1.3083 0.05525 120 92 19 9
743 Okay, get ready for attempt #111 at Tik Tok fame! 1.3083 0.05773 120 94 15 11
744 You're the one who said word games were too boring. I'm the one who said we'd miss the furniture. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
745 So this is life in the fast lane? 1.3083 0.05525 120 92 19 9
746 It was all going so well until I got my fingers stuck. 1.3083 0.05525 120 92 19 9
747 I think we were meant for each other. 1.3083 0.04795 133 98 29 6
748 I'm developing the home version. 1.3077 0.04925 117 85 28 4
749 Checkmate.” 1.3077 0.05443 130 101 18 11
750 I had other plans for the spare bedroom. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
751 at least there's no gutter 1.3077 0.05491 117 89 20 8
752 It's just not what I meant when I said I still enjoyed looking at your pins. 1.3072 0.04663 153 115 29 9
753 Have you seen my car keys? 1.3071 0.05258 140 109 19 12
754 Oh, you wanted pins and NEEDLES!!! 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
755 Hon, this place is right up our alley. 1.3071 0.05304 127 97 21 9
756 I think we’ve been framed 1.3071 0.05063 127 95 25 7
757 Well, I guess this is one way to demonstrate my increasingly passive-aggressive behavior. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
758 Your move 1.3070 0.05004 114 83 27 4
759 Maybe it's time to lower the rent on the downstairs unit? 1.3066 0.04811 137 102 28 7
760 It looked more fun on TikTok. 1.3065 0.05270 124 94 22 8
761 I clicked Add to Cart a few too many times. 1.3065 0.04882 124 91 28 5
762 Lockdown is over, honey. 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
763 Please don't send us back to the gutter. 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
764 How was your day?” ..”oh you know, strikes and gutters. 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
765 I meant meat balls, not bowling balls 1.3061 0.06223 98 76 14 8
766 You really bowled me over last night! 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
767 Ok, you’re right. We should probably call an exterminator. 1.3058 0.04817 121 88 29 4
768 This is what Dad left me - his favorite son got the Bowling Alley" 1.3056 0.05950 108 84 15 9
769 Everybody swipes the shoes, why do you have to be different? 1.3053 0.05185 131 100 22 9
770 The interior decorator wanted to go ‘high concept’ and I was afraid to admit that I didn’t know what that meant. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
771 It’s always the balls trying to take out the pins, but I think it’s healthier for them to coexist. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
772 You’re the one who insisted on the spare bedroom. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
773 Over?...but the Professional Bowlers Association finally let us go remote. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
774 I kinda feel like playing ping-pong. 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
775 I thought it was a virtual game when i ordered. 1.3043 0.05265 115 86 23 6
776 It got to where I couldn’t look at another videogame. 1.3043 0.05265 115 86 23 6
777 Aren’t we juggling enough already? 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
778 Turns out, working from home presents unique challenges for a professional bowler. 1.3040 0.05108 125 94 24 7
779 Maybe the residents below will tone down the raucous late night partying after after a few days of this. 1.3039 0.04983 102 73 27 2
780 You knew this isn’t what I meant when I said we should “split” 1.3037 0.04962 135 102 25 8
781 Are you sure it's just pins envy? 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
782 From now on, I’ll stay in my lane. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
783 Don’t worry- I told the neighbors we were rearranging furniture again. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
784 I think it’s time to go back to the office.” 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
785 Makes "Rock, Paper Scissors " much more interesting. 1.3034 0.04827 145 110 26 9
786 Is this the spare room? “ Alsina Lina, South Chatham, M.A 1.3033 0.05446 122 94 19 9
787 I thought you said we needed to bowl, not we needed bowls 1.3033 0.05446 122 94 19 9
788 I say it’s time we take bowling out of the alleys and into the home! 1.3030 0.04426 132 95 34 3
789 I thought I had bought two males. 1.3030 0.06650 99 80 8 11
790 I'll stop when the guy downstairs acknowledges our holiday card. 1.3030 0.05262 132 102 20 10
791 And this is why we don’t host game night. 1.3022 0.04527 139 102 32 5
792 Honey, I created a pandemic game for you. I call it Bowdle. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
793 That bagpipe playing downstairs stops. Right. Now. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
794 Fine. Next time we will hire someone to clean the gutters. 1.3017 0.05640 116 90 17 9
795 I don't feel right in these shoes. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
796 Sure honey, we'll try golf next 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
797 People who live in glass houses shouldn't bowl splits. 1.3009 0.04850 113 82 28 3
798 I thought I ordered a pinball machine. 1.3009 0.05166 113 84 24 5
799 Who told you we need a ball for every pin? 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
800 When I said, people who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones, it was not curling-specific. 1.3008 0.04751 123 90 29 4
801 You found all of this in the alley? 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
802 It made more sense on Tik Tok. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
803 Don’t make me choose. 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
804 To be clear, did she then say to rotate thrice, saying her name each time, and our firstborn will be saved? 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
805 I hate bowling. I just really wanted to impress you. 1.3000 0.04674 120 87 30 3
806 The guy downstairs said we make so much noise we might as well build a bowling alley up here! 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
807 I’ll tell you what’s missing. Rented shoes. 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
808 It started out as a weird workout routine . . . 1.2992 0.04784 127 94 28 5
809 Did you read the rule book? 1.2991 0.05328 117 89 21 7
810 Don't expect me to explain it to you, 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
811 No,I don’t think a couch would work in here. 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
812 Obstacle course for the dog... 1.2984 0.04719 124 91 29 4
813 I was hoping for a leg lamp, but they really DID send the whole damn bowling alley ... 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
814 I’m thinking our ratio is off. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
815 I thought you said irregular bowel movement 1.2975 0.05333 121 93 20 8
816 Yes, I do expect you to ask for help putting the balls away. I'm not a mind reader. 1.2973 0.05665 111 86 17 8
817 I think we have the ratio wrong. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
818 I say let's put in a pinsetter and be done with it. 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
819 Welcome to Juggling 101. 1.2966 0.05008 118 88 25 5
820 This is your last strike. Next time you’re headed to the gutter. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
821 I think it's time we looked up the rules online. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
822 Nah, they appreciate the reminder that other people are around. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
823 Our decorator called and says he’s on strike. He’s not going to finish the spare room, but says he will put a pin in it. This guy is really on the ball! 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
824 Maybe we should have left all this in the alley. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
825 Did the home security documentary you watched happen to be called “Home Alone”? 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
826 Spare me some pin money? 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
827 We really need to clean up this spare bedroom. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
828 I guess this means,"Splitsville" 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
829 I told you when shouldn't have hired that interior designer we met at the bowling alley. 1.2953 0.04416 149 111 32 6
830 On the newest episode of Worst Roommate Ever . . . 1.2952 0.05730 105 81 17 7
831 I think we're ready for the role of "upstairs neighbors" 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
832 Just spare me! 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
833 I don’t see a problem 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
834 Percy's love for pinball didn't translate well under quarantine. 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
835 What if I get rid of the shoe collection? 1.2946 0.05621 112 87 17 8
836 I promise, we’ll reset the living room as soon as I knock down all these pins! 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
837 Not taking your bowling shoes off inside is where I draw the line. 1.2946 0.04591 129 95 30 4
838 For some reason we’ve been banned from the bowling alley. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
839 Relax, everyone will have a ball tonight. 1.2941 0.05642 119 94 15 10
840 I thought you'd like it better than an indoor shooting range. 1.2936 0.04929 109 80 26 3
841 We should have googled 'Bowling' before we bought all this stuff. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
842 It will make even less sense as an NFT. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
843 I literally don't have one spare 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
844 Trust me. All upstairs neighbors do this. 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
845 It’s been fun, but we really should ask them to fix the hole in their alley. 1.2931 0.05478 116 90 18 8
846 I think we’ve been mixing our metaphors. 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 24 5
847 Do you think we can spare the room? 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
848 I know you're giving me the silent treatment – I heard a pin drop. 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
849 So this is strike three huh? No pin untended. 1.2920 0.05717 113 89 15 9
850 I have no idea how this could be considered funny. 1.2917 0.06441 96 77 10 9
851 The Easter bunny must have had trouble with her supply chain, too. 1.2917 0.05212 120 92 21 7
852 This is all I can spare. 1.2917 0.04915 144 112 22 10
853 I hate it when I lose the game directions. 1.2913 0.04904 103 75 26 2
854 I know the dog in the apartment downstairs has been barking too much, but this seems a tad bit too retaliatory. 1.2913 0.04904 103 75 26 2
855 Ok, checkers. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
856 You strike me as a good therapist. 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
857 How's this for Feng Shui? 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
858 I probably should've gone with "Truth" instead. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
859 Babe, I think we are playing checkers wrong. 1.2906 0.05300 117 90 20 7
860 Now all we need is shoes. 1.2906 0.05014 117 88 24 5
861 It was buy one get one free Marsha,what did you want me to do 1.2906 0.05571 117 92 16 9
862 It's not what it looks like! 1.2906 0.05300 117 90 20 7
863 Yes, I named them all Wilson. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
864 This is Sergei and Veronica and that one you’re holding is Maxine! 1.2901 0.04905 131 100 24 7
865 Why can’t you ever admit that I might have a good idea every now and then? 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
866 Can I ask you to stay in your lane? 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
867 I’m still saving to get the lanes built 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
868 Would you mind helping me pick up these spares? 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
869 To master this game, we must live it 1.2895 0.04941 114 85 25 4
870 Do you think we’re becoming ‘those neighbors’? 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
871 These aren't just pins and balls 'destroying your house', they're the beginning of a bowling empire. 1.2895 0.04941 114 85 25 4
872 The neighbors in 710 split. 1.2893 0.05434 121 95 17 9
873 Your turn to clean the gutters 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
874 Oh… a ”strike” strike… 1.2889 0.05058 90 65 24 1
875 How many times do I have to explain this, Candice? You don't steal a whole bowling alley all at once. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
876 The stomping didn’t seem to bother them so I stepped up our game. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
877 Scorekeeping” is never good for a marriage 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
878 First of all, you need an alley. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
879 Are you trying to frame me? 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
880 I dream of a life in which we don't have to rent our shoes. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
881 I can't believe no one has ever thought of this before. 1.2885 0.06061 104 83 12 9
882 Are you sure you've played the game before? 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
883 We're wearing the wrong shoes. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
884 Some people call it trash from the dumpster. I call it free exercise equipment. 1.2885 0.05905 104 82 14 8
885 Next time we ask "Furnished with what?" 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
886 Spare me 1.2880 0.05057 125 96 22 7
887 I adopt strays I find in gutters. 1.2874 0.06521 87 69 11 7
888 Well they all shouted "take it home, Lenny! 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
889 No, it's not like curling. 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
890 Or we can see a marriage counselor. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
891 We don't have to take the picture now. We could wait until later. It's up to you. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
892 That's the last time I clean the gutters. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
893 This is exactly what my mother said would happen 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
894 More balls, more chance to win. It's a male thing. 1.2870 0.05057 115 87 23 5
895 The lawyer said a 7-10 split. 1.2870 0.05491 115 90 17 8
896 I've gotta stop bringing my work home with me. 1.2870 0.05491 115 90 17 8
897 Well,we always wanted a spare room. 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
898 So the game is called Twister Bowling, and here’s how it works . . . 1.2870 0.05057 115 87 23 5
899 I have an addiction okay? You can’t expect me to stop cold turkey 1.2869 0.04725 122 91 27 4
900 I guess it's better than pins and needles. 1.2868 0.04822 129 98 25 6
901 Well the ad said it had a spare room 1.2868 0.05185 129 101 19 9
902 I just got out of the gutter. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
903 ...and then I said "Just what ARE the perks of being a pinsetter?" 1.2857 0.05855 105 83 14 8
904 I live downstairs 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
905 It said "Buy 1 Get 1 Free" 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
906 They asked us not to split 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
907 I mean, it is furnished. 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
908 Before you say anything, it was "Amazon's Deal for the Day" (and we received Free Shipping with Prime Membership 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
909 I swear it's not what it looks like. 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
910 So I throw it, and you hit it, okay? 1.2857 0.06323 98 79 10 9
911 Rock, paper, scissors is old school. 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
912 I find regular bowling too restrictive. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
913 I think there must be some problem with our wedding gift registry. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
914 Let's face the possibility that after two years of staying home for the pandemic, we may have forgotten how to play this. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
915 Is this or is this not the spare room? 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
916 It strikes me that we may not need so many spares 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
917 See, this is what happens when you've got too many balls in the air. 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
918 When we agreed to fight fairly, I didn’t visualize this. 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
919 You think you have balls? 1.2844 0.04716 109 80 27 2
920 You told me you were bored of your Peloton. 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
921 Maybe we should hire a party planner next time & just stay in our lanes. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
922 I think we should see other people. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
923 We need to talk. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
924 You never like any of my hobbies. 1.2832 0.05102 113 86 22 5
925 Bob Feinstein called again and said "spare him" then laughed maniacally before hanging up 1.2832 0.05254 113 87 20 6
926 No, you're thinking of croquet 1.2832 0.05254 113 87 20 6
927 I don't want say 'I told you so' but clearly this neighbor above us literally WAS bowling in his living room! 1.2832 0.04944 113 85 24 4
928 You must admit, it’s striking. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
929 I wondered what you meant when you said you wanted to play pinball! 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
930 The video game was better 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
931 Don’t tell me you forgot your shoes again. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
932 Give me two weeks to try to line up a show at MoMA and I'll put the furniture back. 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
933 Sorry babe, you’re the seven and I’m the ten. It’s time to split. 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
934 You're a weird kind of klepto huh? 1.2828 0.05927 99 78 14 7
935 This was Strike Number three, Jonathan 1.2826 0.05038 138 109 19 10
936 'They said they were on strike, and spare no one." 1.2824 0.05228 131 104 17 10
937 It's a bowling alley starter kit. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
938 I'll bring them down to the alley. 1.2823 0.05065 124 96 21 7
939 The movers went on strike. 1.2819 0.04373 149 113 30 6
940 You said that you didn't want me to go out bowling anymore, so, here we are... 1.2818 0.04680 110 81 27 2
941 I say that’s the last time we rent this place out on Airbnb. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
942 Remember , I am the one with the balls in the family ! 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
943 No, the downstairs neighbor won’t notice 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
944 I meant sewing pins, you idiot! 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
945 Are you sure this is how to play pinball? 1.2812 0.05427 128 103 14 11
946 The marriage counselor said we only needed to work on juggling home and office. 1.2812 0.04953 128 99 22 7
947 I swear this is the last of my Covid hobbies. 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
948 This is nothing... You should see my collection of vintage VHS tapes and DVDs. 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
949 WHAT DO WE DO NEXT? 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
950 No, we agreed I would bring 5 pins and 9 balls and YOU would bring 5 pins and a credenza. 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
951 This looks like it’s right up your alley. 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
952 The agreement is, we host a few bowling tourneys a month for a fantastic discount on the rent! 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
953 I don’t think this “work from home” bowling alley is going to work. 1.2804 0.05908 107 86 12 9
954 I'm trying "work from home," but my job is at a bowling alley. 1.2800 0.04835 150 119 20 11
955 Pandemic is almost over honey! 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
956 Now I see what you mean, a bowling theme party isn’t as cool as I thought 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
957 I couldn’t just leave them in the alley. 1.2800 0.04940 100 74 24 2
958 Same as billiards, remember? 1.2796 0.06185 93 74 12 7
959 Are you sure this is the way Japanese gardens are made? 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
960 Listen all I'm asking is can you spare a strike! 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
961 Maybe we could use them as party favors. 1.2793 0.05303 111 86 19 6
962 I was excited when the listing said the place came with a spare room. Not so much anymore. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
963 Out of your league? 1.2787 0.04836 122 93 24 5
964 When the realtor said pinhouse,I thought he said the penthouse with a ballroom. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
965 We’re gonna need a spare bedroom. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
966 You set ‘em up, I knock ‘em down 1.2783 0.04546 115 85 28 2
967 I'm thinking maybe we should read the instructions. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
968 I like to think outside the lane. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
969 When I said rob the bowling alley I meant the cash register. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
970 Maybe we should look at the instructions? 1.2778 0.04893 108 81 24 3
971 I like the idea of pins and balls but honestly there has to be a better idea of organizing it. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
972 I appreciate your open frame of mind on this new business venture 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
973 They said “alley not included”. 1.2773 0.05327 119 94 17 8
974 The building manager said anything left in the alley is up for grabs. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
975 Be careful with that in this building. You can hear a pin drop. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
976 My boss says I can work from home as long as I don't split. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
977 I like the odds. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
978 I guess we could put them in the spare room. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
979 I see you finally got around to reading Feng shui for dummies…” 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
980 What is it with men? My last boyfriend had a Star Wars collection. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
981 I never thought we’d split like this. 1.2766 0.06126 94 75 12 7
982 OK, I’ll clean up if you’ll just unglue my fingers 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
983 We're staging a room, not a tournament. 1.2764 0.05452 123 99 14 10
984 I feel like we're trapped in a sexually fraught subtext. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
985 Bill from the first floor says he can’t sleep because he’s feeling down in the gutter. 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
986 I’m not sure where that one goes. 1.2759 0.06476 87 70 10 7
987 I knew something was going on when I found another man's shoes in our house! 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
988 Let’s try it in the hall. 1.2756 0.04959 127 99 21 7
989 This just wasn’t what I had in mind for the spare room. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
990 All you need to do is sell two balls and one pin per month. You can be your own boss! 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
991 White people in ny are crazy, look at these gifts 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
992 Are you sure there weren’t any instructions? 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
993 I think the neighbours hate us. 1.2752 0.05810 109 88 12 9
994 No, I love them. I’m just a little worried about the Rumba. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
995 Your binge shopping must stop 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
996 This isn’t what I was expecting when you said you were going on strike. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
997 I sure hope the bowling alley will reopen soon! 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
998 Where are we going with all this? 1.2743 0.04745 113 85 25 3
999 Renewing in the unit above the tap-dancer was frickin' genius. The time: revenge o'clock. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
1000 Maybe joining the gym was a better idea after all 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
1001 I'm thinking of quitting at the bowling alley. Work from home has been awful. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1002 And still the cat got through? 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1003 Remind me again why immersion bowling seemed like a good idea for us? 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1004 So what if they were on sale? 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1005 What do you mean the pins don’t social distance? 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1006 You gotta love Amazon Prime. 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1007 It’s time for me to split. 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1008 Hmm. Why do I think our relationship is in the gutter? 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1009 You have to admit, it’s better than rats. 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1010 As you can see, this can be used as a spare room 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1011 Splitting would be terrible! 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1012 It was either this or a putting green. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1013 That's it. No more IKEA bowling lanes. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1014 I’m telling you this is not pinball! 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1015 This will make them think we don't want furniture. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
1016 How do I win again? 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1017 My bowling buddies kept telling me to pick up spares. 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
1018 Once we learn how ,we will be a greatest juggling act ever! 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1019 Okay, now try picking up another spare. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1020 I think we need more spare space. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1021 What’s black an white and rolled all over? 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1022 Whaddya mean, phallic symbolism? 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
1023 Why have a bowling alley when you can have a bowling studio? 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
1024 I collect bowling balls to keep my mind out of the gutter. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1025 Well, I'm not bowled over 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1026 They're asking a perfect 300 per week. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1027 No strikes this time, but I managed to get a few spares. 1.2712 0.05058 118 92 20 6
1028 You must be my downstairs neighbor. 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1029 Our downstairs neighbors may have a point. 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1030 So, is this what you thought I was doing upstairs? 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1031 So you're that kind of neighbor, huh? 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1032 The Groupon made it sound more like lessons. 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1033 You're right, we need a bigger place. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1034 Remember, the balls are mine. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1035 You’re right, the little things do build up. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
1036 We were only gone for an hour! 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1037 This is your last strike, Jake 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1038 I think it worked better when we kept our stuff separate. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1039 We need to set some ground rules. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1040 I’m on strike 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
1041 Getting a hobby has completely cured my ADHD. 1.2705 0.04661 122 93 25 4
1042 I'm trying out all the models before I choose one. 1.2703 0.04779 111 84 24 3
1043 I’m going on strike. 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
1044 I told you Zoom bowling class was gonna be weird. 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
1045 The bowling alley upstairs really needs to patch up that hole. 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
1046 This is my Spare room. 1.2700 0.06006 100 81 11 8
1047 A big spider on my back ? 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
1048 It’s still the best way to break a lease. 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
1049 I'm not sure they really tie the room together. Maybe we should have just gone for a rug. 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
1050 Stop watering them 1.2700 0.05835 100 80 13 7
1051 Me thinks, we are hoarders! 1.2697 0.06543 89 73 8 8
1052 On second thought, building a bowling lane in our apartment might bother the other tenants.” Jeffrey Manly Toronto, Ont 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1053 I keep forgetting to unsubscribe. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1054 Now I know why we got the apartment at the end of the alley so cheap. 1.2692 0.05834 104 84 12 8
1055 This apartment just isn't up my alley. 1.2689 0.05161 119 94 18 7
1056 Please don't strike, spare me. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1057 Well, it was a messy divorce. My ex got the furniture and the bowling alley. I had to settle for this. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1058 You told me to get a pair! 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
1059 We’re certainly getting full use of the spare room. 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
1060 Okay, hand me that pin so I can explain the Out-of-Network coverage pre-authorization process system one more time. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1061 I just think they're neat. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1062 I disagree, I think the neighbors are the ones being inconsiderate. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1063 What do you mean, you’re going to split? 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1064 Well, you did tell me to get some balls. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1065 I’m thinking about taking up golf. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1066 You see a failure in business. I see a future in art. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1067 I never know what to do with the spare bedroom. 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
1068 Oh, spare me. I knew you'd try to pin this on me. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1069 The interior designer really meant avant garde, huh? 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
1070 You wouldn’t believe the deal I got! 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1071 I thought this would set the mood for the dinner I have been cooking. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1072 Before you hit me over the head with that, allow me to explain. 1.2673 0.05052 101 77 21 3
1073 They call it pay in kind. 1.2673 0.04852 101 76 23 2
1074 They didn't have any roses left. 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
1075 I knew it, this is what the upstairs neighbors do all day 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1076 Not the strike I envisioned 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1077 Spare me your excuses. 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
1078 We should have started with tennis balls. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1079 They are all going on strike. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1080 At Brunswick, we're still working from home! 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
1081 I think this is a split. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1082 The neighbors claim the floors are thin enough to hear a pin drop. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1083 There's no easy way to picking up spares. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1084 Amazon said, “don’t send them back”. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1085 I think we're finally ready to have children. 1.2661 0.04596 124 95 25 4
1086 Maybe I should have stayed in my lane. 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
1087 I always wanted a place with a spare room. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
1088 I lost the instructions from IKEA. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
1089 This is progress. All we need now is an alley. 1.2657 0.04650 143 113 22 8
1090 The bowling league is on strike. 1.2652 0.04416 132 101 27 4
1091 Klepto what! 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1092 OK, I'll do the dishes. 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1093 Let’s never split! 1.2650 0.05346 117 94 15 8
1094 When you see every problem as a bowling pin then you want a lot of bowling balls. 1.2650 0.04915 117 91 21 5
1095 It started out with one ball and a few pins. I am not sure how this happened. 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1096 I really want to stay in my lane. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1097 This isn't what I mean when I said we should "strike" 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1098 The other room is full of baseball and bats. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1099 I didn’t think about the downstairs neighbors when I planned this date night in 1.2647 0.04812 102 77 23 2
1100 Don't worry, our downstairs neighbors can't hear a pin drop. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
1101 I thought you said you had the alley. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1102 I guess we should probably get rid of our at home bowling set now that Covid numbers have dropped. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1103 I mainly collect spares — I just hate the feeling of striking out. 1.2642 0.04702 106 80 24 2
1104 They just looked so lonely. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1105 Ngl when you told me you were kinky I had something else in mind 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1106 Choose your weapon 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1107 The neighbors thought we were moving furniture for some reason… 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1108 Well, at least we have spares 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1109 They help ground me after a busy day. 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1110 I think it's time to test their free return policy. 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
1111 I just know there’s something missing. 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
1112 But you seemed so happy to be moving into a house with a spare room. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1113 I had a different pinball in mind 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1114 Five-pin would have been less complicated. 1.2621 0.04772 103 78 23 2
1115 I love the view, but the neighbors are terrible whiners. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1116 Admitting is the first step." 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
1117 What do you mean, I don’t bowl you over? 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1118 We should have labelled the boxes. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1119 Maybe it would be a game if we placed the balls in a triangle and threw the pins at them? 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1120 So, this looked better on Pinterest. 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
1121 I told you to GROW a pair of balls! 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1122 Maybe it’s safe to go back to the bowling alley. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1123 I know what you’re thinking, but just wait until someone tries to break in. 1.2614 0.04980 88 66 21 1
1124 Let's get this place unfurnished. 1.2614 0.06362 88 72 9 7
1125 I prefer bowling alone. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1126 This could be a great spare room. 1.2613 0.05386 111 89 15 7
1127 Let’s not argue over this split 1.2613 0.05386 111 89 15 7
1128 We can't do this without the proper shoes. 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
1129 I'm just waiting for the shoes. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1130 Easy, It's alley Feng Shui 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1131 You're trying to tell me that you want a split, aren't you? 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1132 Let’s just call it an even split 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1133 All us employees decided to strike from home today. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1134 I have more balls than you have pins. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1135 What do you mean you want to split? 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
1136 Now let’s try some roll reversal. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
1137 I forget how to play but I think I’m ahead! 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1138 Let’s face it, the at-home version of this game isn’t as fun as advertised. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1139 Are you trying to tell me these aren’t kettle bells? 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1140 It did say alley adjacent. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1141 I don't know how to tell you this, but my fantasy was actually about Anne Boleyn, not having a bowl-in. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1142 Bumper Crop! 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1143 Are we sure this is how it’s played? 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
1144 This way we don’t have to rent the shoes 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1145 I found these out front in the gutter." 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
1146 We should've stayed in our lane. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1147 Are we missing something? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1148 What balls? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1149 It's the age-old question - balls or pins? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1150 Not everything can be done over Zoom, honey. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
1151 Yes we're complementary but I'm actually not so sure we should live together. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
1152 I wanted a more even playing field 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1153 They came as a set 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1154 Next time she visits, your mother is staying in a hotel, period. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1155 It still seems working class. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1156 Im calling it my 'pindemic'. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1157 I think it’s obvious we know nothing about baseball. 1.2581 0.06286 93 77 8 8
1158 You always forget your PIN. 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
1159 I had to. They were asking $1 a ball and $.75 a pin. Now all we need is an alley and a pinsetter. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1160 It’s half off if you build the lanes yourself 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1161 I'm thinking there's no scenario here where this ends with a funny punchline. 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1162 No worries; computer games won’t last forever. 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
1163 A "pin-ball blizzard." 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1164 It's harder to get a strike or a spare, but the good news is... no gutter balls. 1.2577 0.04698 97 73 23 1
1165 I forgot how to keep score. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1166 We only knocked down one pin? Covid home bowling is a lot harder than I thought. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
1167 Yeah, I guess they don't really go together -- looting and marijuana. 1.2574 0.05743 101 82 12 7
1168 I don’t know about you, but I’m tripping balls. 1.2574 0.05743 101 82 12 7
1169 Not what I thought you meant when you said you were on strike. 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
1170 I thought you were in a bowling club, not a bowling-pin-and-ball-of-the-month club. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
1171 When you said you lived in an alley, I pictured something very different. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
1172 Ally hoop! 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
1173 And here, we can observe the species, Upstairs Neighbors, in their natural habitat.” 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1174 I'm not the one who dropped the ball. 1.2571 0.05746 105 86 11 8
1175 No, I guess Pandemic Bowling isn't going to be a "thing." 1.2571 0.04694 105 80 23 2
1176 Couples therapy is weird. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
1177 I know you wanted to be inclusive and fair but I believe the pins have to go as a group to far end of the room...the balls stay here with me. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
1178 Two balls beat one club!! 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
1179 Let’s get a dog! 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1180 This was what I had to do during the pandemic when the bowling alley was closed. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
1181 It's better than watching the sourdough starter. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
1182 Yes I know, it's a strange thing to hoard 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1183 I can't remember where I put the instructions. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
1184 Is this your way of telling me your tired of Wordle? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1185 I'm trying to get organized. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1186 I guess I accidentally clicked “Subscribe and Save.” 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1187 Because I'm the pin ball wizard 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
1188 Well I guess this is one way to be sure there’s no excessive drinking at the party. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
1189 They say they're going to strike and have no time to spare. 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
1190 O no, all of that violent throwing and striking was too unhealthy. Now we partner them up for team-building exercises. 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
1191 Yes... I watched "The Big Lebowski" again" 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1192 As you can see, I keep a few spares. 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
1193 They did say the apartment was on a nice lane. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1194 I really miss the shoes. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1195 We're living in the gutter. 1.2551 0.05858 98 80 11 7
1196 This time let's invite the neighbors to attend the class too. 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
1197 Try again. You nearly hit one that time. 1.2547 0.05697 106 87 11 8
1198 I was never good with boundaries. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1199 Fine, telebowling from home isn't quite the same thing. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1200 Is there room for shotputs? 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1201 They could all be Wilson 1.2540 0.04638 126 99 22 5
1202 Babe, I just want to make sure we're both totally communicating clearly and both giving enthusiastic consent. You're definitely turned on by incorporating bowling equipment into our love life? 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1203 There are a few more in the car. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
1204 I’m sure this is obvious but we’ll want to set the pins up opposite the glass 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
1205 I bought the place, but the shoes are rented. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
1206 The indoor putting green was probably a better choice. 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
1207 So, where did you want to put the couch? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1208 You said furnish the spare room. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1209 I thought YOU had the directions! 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
1210 Um, no…. The point is to hit the pins with the balls, not to hit the balls with the pin. Let’s just start there. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
1211 I miss regular yoga…. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
1212 The realtor suggested we stage the apartment, not a tournament. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1213 we forgot bowling shoes. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1214 They did say "some assembly required." 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
1215 How did we NOT break the window? 1.2527 0.04840 91 69 21 1
1216 Open the bedroom door. This can still work. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1217 I think you misunderstood me when I said I live to play pinball. 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
1218 Stay in my own lane? What lane? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1219 Most of them are cake. 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
1220 I love being an adult. 1.2527 0.06171 91 75 9 7
1221 No, I can’t stay in my lane. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1222 Now that covid's over, I thought it'd be nice to meet the neighbors. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1223 I don't think I understand some of the nuances of this game. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1224 I think you’re juggling too many things 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1225 I was going for a ‘You bowl me over’ metaphor 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
1226 I hate having to rent shoes in my own home. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1227 I still don't get why we needed special shoes for this. 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
1228 Now we're even! 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1229 The Amazon guy just kept saying ‘another big box for a Mr. Lebowski.’ 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1230 I'm planning to strike out on my own now. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1231 We bought the wrong kind of “pin-ball machine”. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1232 What do you mean this isn't the way to play pinball? 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
1233 I superglued my fingers in here so I’d stop itching my rash. 1.2523 0.05647 111 92 10 9
1234 I asked for polling bins. 1.2522 0.05362 115 94 13 8
1235 Well, how many purses does one woman need? 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
1236 Ten pins and one ball, dingus! 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
1237 They said an alley was included. 1.2520 0.04978 123 99 17 7
1238 Maybe we should read the instructions again. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
1239 No, I said 'get me a bag of Skittles' 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1240 What can I say I’m a kleptomaniac who works at a bowling alley. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1241 Told you I was a pinhead. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1242 ...It is an indoor game...no ?? 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
1243 Shall I bowl you over or do you want to pin me? 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
1244 You know how hard it is to get an affordable apartment in New York? You better set 'em up. 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
1245 Hmm...I guess you win ! 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
1246 So, what would you like to do on our second date? 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1247 You don’t need to threaten me with that just because I said "look at my big, heavy balls.’ 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1248 Well, now we can list it with a spare bedroom. 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
1249 You really think you’re a-symptomatic? 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
1250 I said I liked Pinball, not pins and balls. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1251 All we need is an alley and we're in business. 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1252 I guess we'd better put a league together. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
1253 No more games from Ikea. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1254 What's Autofill? 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
1255 Now let’s give that music blasting jerk downstairs a taste of his own medicine . 1.2500 0.04683 96 73 22 1
1256 The union rep said we hadda strike from home! 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
1257 I’d like to stage the open house like a more expensive property. Indoor bowling can add substantially to a sales price. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1258 I have been saving for a bowling alley. 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
1259 You are right. Picklebowling will never be a thing. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
1260 They advertised an alley. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
1261 I'm re-imagining my life. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
1262 Next time we practice, let's go to a bowling alley. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
1263 The flat next door, with mouse traps and ping pong balls, is $100 a month less. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1264 I've switched to a bidet, that's how. 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
1265 I've just invented this game. It's called Pinbowl. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1266 We can put the rest in the spare room. 1.2500 0.05923 96 79 10 7
1267 What sorority are you pledging? 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
1268 I think it's time you either drop out of the league or get treated for your kleptomania. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
1269 I don't understand. You want to call off the wedding? 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
1270 I agree it's very interesting, but I still think that chairs would be more comfortable. 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1271 At least I got free shipping. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
1272 This might not be our best investment against inflation. 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
1273 I thought you'd liked my goatee. 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
1274 You never appreciate the nuance of my art installations. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1275 Did I mention my mother is coming over today? 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1276 I got an idea for the spare bedroom. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1277 They followed me home! 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1278 I think we need an alley. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
1279 because you make me feel emasculated 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1280 Spare me the explanation darling. 1.2478 0.05263 113 92 14 7
1281 It's time we met up with someone in a dark alley. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1282 I'm calling IKEA again. 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1283 I knew when we met that you were out of my league. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1284 Should we invite the downstairs neighbors? 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
1285 I'm trying to make the 7 - 10 split. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1286 My therapist says I need to stop trying to build myself up by knocking things down. 1.2476 0.04645 105 81 22 2
1287 This virtual bowling is for the birds. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1288 Your Pin, my two balls. Is that love? 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1289 I knew that living under a bowling alley would be noisy but I wasn't ready for this! 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1290 We have to stop watching "The Big Lebowski" 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1291 So you're telling me, you are the pin/ball wizard? 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1292 I coach synchronized bowling.” 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1293 We seem to have reached an impasse. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1294 Be reasonable. If I tidied the spare room, then this cartoon would just be an open frame. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1295 If this is the spare bedroom, I don’t want to think about what’s in the man cave. 1.2474 0.05868 97 80 10 7
1296 OK! What's the next step? 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
1297 You are right, we probably should have started with a lane. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1298 Baby, I don't like that look in your eye. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1299 Sorry, the pinsetter broke. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1300 I am recreating the original function and layout of Stonehenge. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1301 You play tenpins your way; I’ll play it mine. 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1302 Maybe we should read the manual. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
1303 What? I thought we could use a spare. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
1304 I know how hard we tried, but I've decided to take up golfing. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1305 Upstairs neighbours starterpack 1.2473 0.06049 93 77 9 7
1306 'Ok... But you do see how "balls and pins" sounds a lot like bobby pins' 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1307 I've got to stop winning these bowling tournaments. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1308 You think they can hear us? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1309 i told them to turn the music down. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1310 I don’t think those are the right kind of shoes 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
1311 I think we're doing this wrong! 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1312 I thought it was a tube of hand lotion, not glue! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1313 Dean miscalculated the preparation needed for the seminar on Bowling Pin Strategy 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1314 I appreciate the gesture, but I don't think you understood what I meant when I said I like to play pinball. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1315 Not only is this not up our alley, we don’t have one. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1316 Hang on, I read about this once in a math problem. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1317 Is this why you kept asking me for my shoe size? 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
1318 I feel like I’m walking on pins and bowling balls around you. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
1319 Try not to hit the glass door. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
1320 Oh, you said , ‘Grow a pair?’ I thought you told me to ‘Throw a spare.’ 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
1321 I thought it would be a nice change from binge watching “Game of Thrones” 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
1322 YOU'RE the one hired the designer to create a spare room, so don't pin this on me! 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
1323 I think the original ratio of balls to pins worked better. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
1324 Watch out for the pinsetter. 1.2460 0.04463 126 99 23 4
1325 Well, it comes with a spare bedroom. 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1326 When did we close the bowling alley? 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1327 There's no room to spare. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1328 This beats living in the gutter. 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
1329 I appreciate your help getting these upstairs... but now I'm not sure where I was heading with this. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1330 „Have the downstairs neighbors given notice yet? My fingers hurt...“ 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1331 If we split the chores, we will both have time to spare. 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1332 I hope our downstairs neighbor doesn't mind our new hobby. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1333 They said they were spares! 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1334 Be honest…am I a bad bowler? 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1335 It's an interesting idea, I just don't think this is working. 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
1336 Honey I "bowled the kids" 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
1337 3-B complained again? It's quieter than the rave we hosted last weekend. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1338 I forgot the pin number 1.2447 0.05796 94 77 11 6
1339 Well, that's the last of them. No one can bowl anymore. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
1340 I'm sure if we look hard enough, we'll find a metaphor for our relationship. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
1341 I have no idea. We should ask the cartoonist... 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
1342 I think Alexa heard me talking about going on strike 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
1343 You said you needed a spare room. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1344 This is a real game changer. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
1345 I didn’t mind working from home but now I’m looking forward to dealing with the bowlers in person again. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1346 Not sure what our marriage counselor expects us to do here... 1.2442 0.06393 86 72 7 7
1347 OK, on three . . . 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1348 I have a problem 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1349 You're getting this all out of proportion. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1350 I'm not sure we're going far enough to annoy the downstairs neighbors... 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1351 This certainly seemed like a good idea at the time. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1352 We can put them next to the toilet paper. 1.2436 0.06873 78 66 5 7
1353 I think we need an intervention. 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
1354 For some reason, I can't keep my mind out of the gutter. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1355 Let’s call it a Spare and go to lunch. 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1356 I forgot to spray your shoes. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
1357 Let’s set up the pins away from the window. 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
1358 That's not what 'pick up a spare' means. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
1359 I hope they pick a caption soon. These balls are getting heavy 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
1360 I thought you wanted a spare bedroom? 1.2424 0.04561 99 76 22 1
1361 Next level rock, paper, scissors. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1362 I'm not sure we got the ratio right. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
1363 A lifted pin does not a spare room make. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1364 Tell them I'll stop when their baby stops. 1.2421 0.05741 95 78 11 6
1365 I'll pitch, you bat. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1366 So now we’re suppose to guess which was one is cake. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
1367 Sometimes it just feels like we’re at the opposite end of a long, dark alley, and all you want to do is knock me down again. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1368 I call my installation 'yin/yang - pin/bang.' 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1369 I have 50 pairs of bowling shoes on order. 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
1370 I don't know, I think we should use one ball, less pins and maybe organize them better? 1.2418 0.05918 91 75 10 6
1371 Got any idea where the lane is? 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
1372 I won't leave them lying around. 1.2418 0.05918 91 75 10 6
1373 I think a railroad flat would have been a better apartment choice. 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
1374 I read "Back to Work" and "Strike" and got confused. 1.2417 0.05158 120 99 13 8
1375 Noise complaints? That's ridiculous. We don't even have a stereo! 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
1376 But virtual bowling just isn't the same. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
1377 What could go wrong? 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
1378 I swear it looked better on my buddy’s Pinterest. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
1379 This doesn’t strike me as feng shui. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
1380 Will you be the yin to my yang? 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
1381 I told you the building manager wouldn't let us set up in the hallway." 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
1382 I said pinball, Tom. One word. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
1383 ... so we can practise what it means having kids. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
1384 You said to “only keep what sparks joy” 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
1385 I'm sorry, but I take my physics homework very seriously 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
1386 This was their final attempt to convince the super to give them the available downstairs unit. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1387 The guy told me we could get an even better deal on typewriters. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1388 Our ball to pin ratio is way off. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1389 I’m tired of bowling alone. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1390 If you’d read the prenup, you’d know that I get the balls AND the pins. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1391 The listing said it had 'spare' bedroom!!! 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
1392 You can see now why this martial art is so rarely practiced. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1393 The bowling alley said they were on strike and had some to spare. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
1394 OK, How do we get OUT of this dream? 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
1395 You go first. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1396 I'm sorry. I just can't focus with those noisy idiots upstairs. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1397 Loud music from the neighbours. We'll show them what loud is! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1398 I rescued them from the gutter. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1399 I’ve never handled splits very well. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1400 I don't care how many balls you've got, back off! 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1401 I guess we'll just have to come up with some rules...or something... 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1402 Kettlebells are Russian, so... 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
1403 If we continue to be on pins and bowling balls with one another, we’re gonna need a bigger place! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
1404 Your foot was over the line. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1405 Where should we put the foul line? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
1406 Freed from corporate captivity they peacefully coexist! 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
1407 Is this better or worse than walking on pins and needles? 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
1408 It's a lot cheaper if you bring your own pins too 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1409 Ten pins and just one ball, really? 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1410 Sorry love, I didn't think this through. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1411 When I said I loved Wii Bowling, I didn't mean this. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1412 I don't think that this is how bowling works. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1413 The retired couple below seemed so excited for us to move in. How is it possible that they would want us to move out so soon? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1414 We need a longer apartment. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1415 I call it "Whack-a-bowl" 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1416 They were on sale. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1417 I always keep a few spares handy. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1418 It's not you. It's the shoes." 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1419 I don't know. I found them in the alley. 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
1420 I am sorry but I thought this place would be right up your alley. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1421 Why do we keep doing these TikTok challenges? 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
1422 So, what exactly do you purpose we do with the spare room? 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
1423 I said I wanted to play "Pinball!" 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
1424 We probably shouldn't broadcast our pin number 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
1425 Did you throw away the directions again?!!! We’ll never figure this out. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1426 Wait! Our shoes haven't arrived yet. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1427 Another day or two and I think they'll lower the music. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1428 How does this gender reveal work? 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
1429 This is the newest exercise regimen. We have 8, 10, 12 and 15 pound balls, unless you prefer a pin. Those are only 5 pounds. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1430 Now you can tell your brother you do have balls. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1431 Right…happy hour. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1432 This isn't as fun without the beer and the nachos. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
1433 I thought I'd bowl you over" 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1434 Something is different in here, I can’t pin it down. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1435 Read the instruction again, Brad. 1.2376 0.05477 101 83 12 6
1436 "The alley is on backorder." 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
1437 See, I‘be got a lot of balls 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1438 I saw it on TikTok. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
1439 We should have bought the bowling alley first. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
1440 Looks like the new downstairs tenants are moving out already. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
1441 I know! Now let's play, 'If you hit me over the head, I'll drop a ball on your foot.' 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
1442 Listen, It's not you, but me. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
1443 . . . Nope. I can STILL hear the kids upstairs. 1.2375 0.04788 80 61 19 0
1444 Is it your turn or mine? 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
1445 I picked up seventeen spares tonight. 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1446 housekeeper is on strike 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1447 I just really like the shoes. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1448 Are you sure we're supposed to throw the pins at the balls? 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1449 Maybe stealing pint glasses was a more practical idea? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1450 They let their dog bark for hours every morning, so we'll drop these at midnight every night, ok? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1451 My safe word is Strike. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
1452 I think it’s about more than our competing design aesthetic. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
1453 Frank, you never spend any of your spare time with me. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
1454 I 'll spare you the details, but I was framed. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1455 I hope our new game doesn't disturb the neighbors too much! 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
1456 This is not the kind of strike I meant. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
1457 Just stand on stage with me and toss me a tenpin when the two balls are in the air 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
1458 Where did all our furniture go? 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
1459 I think it’s time to get rid of the props , the days of “zoom” bowling are over ! 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
1460 I didn’t realize how much responsibility came with being the “upstairs neighbor” 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
1461 Which one falls faster ? 1.2358 0.05454 106 88 11 7
1462 People who live in glass houses should not bowl. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
1463 They're strays, and I'm fostering them." 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1464 I put all the shoes under the kitchen counter. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
1465 Remember when we met in the alley? I bowled you over and you pinned me down! 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
1466 Well everyone else is working from home" 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
1467 Does this mean they don't bring you joy? 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
1468 I can't wait for this strike to be over 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
1469 To the death. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
1470 We never use the spare room. 1.2347 0.04541 98 76 21 1
1471 Spare me the housekeeping strike. 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
1472 Stop trying to pin this on me! 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
1473 Supply chain issues. The Xbox won't be here till June. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1474 It worked better in the alley. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
1475 If I win you clean up 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
1476 This is Manhattan, were you seriously expecting a full size lane? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
1477 So this is where the ball return leads. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1478 I needed something more challenging. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
1479 They refuse to stay in their lane. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1480 This is a really weird way to play chess 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
1481 There’s gotta be a better way to get the ground floor apartment. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
1482 The people downstairs will think twice before refusing to turn down their music next time we ask. 1.2338 0.04855 77 59 18 0
1483 This is not what I envisioned as our gameroom. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
1484 You haven’t got the balls. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1485 They're for my podcast. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
1486 Why so many balls? 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
1487 It's called an escape room. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
1488 The loser pays for the beer and the security deposit. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
1489 . I don't think this is how you play. 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
1490 I don't think this is gonna be the new Wordle 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
1491 I’m leaving you. And I’m taking my balls with. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1492 They were on clearance. I saved us over $500. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1493 It's either a bigger apartment or we take up bridge instead. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1494 I think we should split. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
1495 Honey, I can't play with just nine pins. Honey? Honey? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
1496 No one is bowling any more...I couldn't just leave them there. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
1497 So many bowling balls! Honey I’m so scared! 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
1498 Ok, you're right, my late night Amazon habit is out-of-control. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
1499 We are not that good at this are we? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
1500 Don't pin it on me - I've been framed. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
1501 We are not ready for children 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
1502 Well, it was you that said we needed to roll play. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
1503 Eviction? Spare me. You don’t have the balls. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
1504 I still think rock,paper,scissors would be quicker. 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
1505 So I guess the order really did go through the first time… 1.2326 0.06117 86 72 8 6
1506 It would be easier to vacuum with wall art. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
1507 America's Got Talent called. They said no. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
1508 I told you it was more than my mind that was in the gutter. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
1509 What would Bobby Fischer do? 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
1510 The agent assured me it would be right up our alley…but the shoes were not included. 1.2323 0.04501 99 77 21 1
1511 Spare me your threats! 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1512 We need some frames. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1513 You can’t pin this on me. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1514 I’m starting to feel like the hallway was a missed opportunity. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1515 Sorry, I think we have to sell the bowling alley. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
1516 The neighbors are complaining? About what? 1.2317 0.04688 82 63 19 0
1517 I'm thinking hardwood floors. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
1518 Maybe we should have purchased a bowling alley first. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1519 But you told me get some balls… 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1520 Seems our downstairs neighbor is not a bowling fan. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
1521 Wait, if you’re holding the pin up to my crotch, and I’m holding these below it, who’s gonna take the picture? 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
1522 No,I don't have two balls to spare. 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
1523 So, this isn't what our therapist meant by 'Split'? 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
1524 If the White House can do it for the President, we can do it for our staff. Plus we can charge for shoe rental. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1525 I forgot to order the lanes. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1526 Now that they’ve moved out what’ll we do with these? 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1527 I think there are three strikes against us. 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
1528 They followed me home. Can I keep them? 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
1529 Now, all we need are the shoes. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1530 I think it is obvious who has the balls 1.2308 0.06068 91 77 7 7
1531 Scoring was confusing enough, multiplying is a nightmare. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1532 I included balls that felt marginalized or excluded. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
1533 Now we just need to get close enough to Putin... 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
1534 Remember when you said you'd be going on strike and could use some support? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1535 I told you the guy in 3D would complain. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
1536 I’ve really had it with that jerk that lives below us!! 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
1537 I'd stay in my lane but there's no lane. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
1538 Just buying more of them doesn't actually make you stronger! 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
1539 I m' guessing no 300 games today. 1.2308 0.05863 91 76 9 6
1540 Well when you said the apartment had a striking view, its not quite what I was after 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
1541 I wanted a pin-ball *machine*! 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1542 I think we've misunderstood how bowling works. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
1543 I've got to get that stuck key on my laptop fixed! 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
1544 It rained on the grocery list that you gave me. 1.2299 0.06052 87 73 8 6
1545 Okay it's settled. You keep your pins and I keep my balls. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
1546 The last one did hurt. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
1547 After this, they’ll never complain about the vacuum again. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
1548 You said this could be our spare room. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1549 It’s nice, but I prefer an alley view. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
1550 This is a legitimate midlife crisis! 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
1551 I see what you mean but I still think I’m more of a dog person 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
1552 I saw this going differently in my head. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
1553 Is it weird that this all came in one set? 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
1554 What do you mean, I've got balls? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
1555 Now we need to find a safe ally in the neighborhood 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
1556 This is more than just a game for you, isn't it? 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
1557 I think that croquet book was wrong 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
1558 The guy downstairs is SO ornery, and I can't understand why. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
1559 You forgot the alley again 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
1560 No, I don't bowl. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
1561 ...And then there were two. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
1562 We'll be able to expand into the downstairs apartment when it goes on sale in about a week. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1563 I didn't think that this was what the apartment advertisement meant when it said "the place has room to spare." 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1564 The realtor assured me that this place would be up our alley 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1565 I think we played it wrong 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
1566 Wow, these datings apps really do work! 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
1567 Guess we should have thought about it before we bought this place. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
1568 How else will our downstairs neighbors know we're up here? 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
1569 They say it`s the distraction room. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
1570 We’ve scrimped and saved to accumulate all this and we still have to rent our shoes. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
1571 I'm not sure. I was thinking, "Reverse Deconstructed Bowling From Home". 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
1572 When I signed up for juggling school, I had something else in mind. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
1573 But the sale is only once a year. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
1574 Let's split 1.2277 0.04194 101 78 23 0
1575 It's like an employee perk, Man. Like you get free pens from the bank. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
1576 Let’s be honest for once - no games. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
1577 I was expecting another kind of pinball. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
1578 Yeah, I’m Lane. You say you just moved in downstairs? 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
1579 Stay in your own lane, Barb. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
1580 I got my master's in immersive entertainment. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
1581 Gotta be an easier way to break a lease. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
1582 The plants died, so I went for something more durable 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1583 The Zoom bowling league has caused issues in the Cohen household 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1584 Right now it’s love-fifteen; two more touchdowns and you get a strike. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1585 It seems the previous tenants WERE bowling in their living room! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
1586 Maybe next month they’ll have a big furniture sale. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
1587 Stealing the shoes became too easy. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1588 Maybe the ball to pin ratio is a bit off .... 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
1589 Okay, I'll get the instructions. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
1590 Let’s not, OK? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
1591 Well, at least we're not throwing water balloons over the balcony! 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
1592 I’ll spare you the bowling details. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
1593 I told you, you can't just bring anything in from the alley! 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
1594 I'm channeling my inner Lebowski. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
1595 It's a new game... I hit you over the head with a bowling pin and you try not to drop the balls on your feet. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
1596 If they can find a way to live together, so can we. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
1597 I don't think 'opposites attract' is enough any more, Krista. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
1598 I'm sorry. I meant to say I am bowled over by your gifts. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
1599 I guess this is why you need a registry... 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
1600 According to the Food Channel, there are actual tools speciffacly made to tenderize meat! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
1601 It's a warning from a rival that I should stay in my lane 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
1602 Is there a rule book? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1603 I've signed up for a juggling class. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
1604 Stay in your lane," they said. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1605 Weren't there any instructions in the box? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1606 When I said we need to get set up for ourselves, this isn’t what I meant. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
1607 I found them in the alley out back. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
1608 Maybe WE should do a 6-10 split. 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
1609 Three strikes you’re out 1.2254 0.06713 71 60 6 5
1610 The landlord says he has an opening in the basement. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
1611 I think we are missing something here. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
1612 When we married you said you had no hidden secrets. Your self-storage says otherwise. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
1613 Wait! I thought YOU said, YOU read the instructions!! \ 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
1614 I think we misread the ratio of balls to pins...not to mention thinking that a glass wall here is wise. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
1615 One ball , one pin .It's the new equal opportunity mandate . 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
1616 Too suggestive for the gender reveal party? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
1617 You complete me... 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
1618 Our act still needs some practice. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
1619 I love the new job, but I'm just so used to taking work home with me... 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
1620 Did you forget the chainsaw? 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
1621 Wait, do you think this is annoying to the people that live below us? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
1622 I've never been one to stay in my lane. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
1623 Which is why we're paying extra for the Spare bedroom! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
1624 Not what I meant when I asked you to decorate the spare room, Sam. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
1625 When I said I wanted 'a split', this isn't what I meant 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
1626 I wish the alley wasn't ten floors down. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1627 I just found out the Ball Return and Automatic Pinsetter are an extra charge. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1628 What other sanctions should we try 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1629 How else will I keep the tenants awake without a trombone or work boots? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1630 I’m trying to stop the ‘balls’ jokes, but I can’t find the gutter to get my mind out of. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
1631 'I swear I read the ration is supposed to be one to one' 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
1632 The juggling kit will really work the forearms 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
1633 If you bought two balls, you got one pin free. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
1634 This isn't what I meant when I suggested we should strike 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
1635 I thought you said I love playing with your balls,so I ordered more. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
1636 Isn’t there a better way to get back at the neighbors downstairs? 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
1637 You can take the man out of the gutter but not the gutter out of the man. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
1638 I'm a PinBall Wizard. 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
1639 Go ahead - Strike me! I got balls! 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
1640 Just trying to improve the odds 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
1641 I thought you know how to play chess. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
1642 What? It worked for Peloton. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
1643 I thought you said you were bringing the alley. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
1644 Installation art isn’t supposed to be pragmatic. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
1645 Where's the rule book? 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
1646 OK, let’s call the whole thing off. 1.2234 0.05888 94 80 7 7
1647 I guess the strike is over 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1648 We are on the way to breaking our lease. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
1649 I still don't understand. Can you explain again what a 7-10 split mortgage is? 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
1650 Your lane or mine? 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
1651 So do we throw the balls or the pins? 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
1652 Something tells me we might have taken this juggling thing a bit too far 1.2233 0.04348 103 81 21 1
1653 Bernice, you just bowl me over! 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
1654 Just stick with juggling the pins. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
1655 I'm still optimistic we can make this work. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
1656 I found them all along the gutter. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
1657 The neighbours say one more strike and we’re out of the building. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1658 Just showing those guys down in 5B what REAL noise is. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
1659 Get a grip or split, Charlene. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
1660 Hon, you're standing in the gutter. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
1661 We should split. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
1662 It all started as a kid. Salt and pepper shakers and a nerf ball. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
1663 And, the three holes don’t bother you? 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1664 Let’s stop playing games. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
1665 I didn’t choose this life Linda. It chose me. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
1666 GETTING A STRIKE IS IMPOSSIBLE! 1.2222 0.06626 72 61 6 5
1667 You are the yin yo my yang 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
1668 Third strike’s a charm 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1669 OK, fine. I'll do the vacuuming. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
1670 A great view and right up my alley - I'll take it! 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1671 This isn’t what I meant when I said we should share PINs. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
1672 So, when are they delivering the lane? 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
1673 Maybe we could play "pin the tail on the donkey" instead. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1674 This is why we became upstairs neighbors. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
1675 Where’s the shoe rental? 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
1676 I’m done playing by other people’s rules 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1677 There were supposed to be more; but… you know, supply chain issues. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
1678 It was the wife, in the apartment with the bowling pin. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1679 We can technically still make a pinball machine out of all this, right? 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
1680 I thought tonight was your night to do the dishes 1.2222 0.05865 90 76 8 6
1681 The listing said it had gutters 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
1682 I misplaced the directions. 1.2212 0.05284 104 87 11 6
1683 Is this your way of going on strike. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1684 They make it look so easy on TV. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
1685 The note said "Alley not included." 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
1686 Well,you did tell the broker you wanted a spare room. 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
1687 I never thought bowling at home was much fun. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
1688 I heard bowling and a home cooked meal was the best first date. Sadly, we are crunched for time. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
1689 But you said, find a hobby that Freud would approve of. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
1690 Bowling dates used to be more fun. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
1691 But you said you're into artists! 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
1692 Guess we’re ready to play pin ball 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
1693 Can we put a pin in this? I have to roll. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
1694 My guru says to focus on the space between the pins. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
1695 All we need now are rental shoes and my dream of owning a home business will be complete. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
1696 I don't want to go bowling. I want to bowl alone. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
1697 When I said I like the bowling alley vibe, I was hoping for a retro couch and maybe a shag carpet. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
1698 But you said, “Bowl me over!” 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
1699 This is wrong up my alley. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
1700 I'm not sure we quite understand how to play this 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
1701 On 2nd thought, securing the sliding door with a broomstick seems like the better choice. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
1702 The ball returners went on strike 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
1703 I'm not used to wearing my own shoes. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
1704 Next time let’s go to the escape room first, then bowl. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
1705 Hey! My eyes are up here! 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
1706 To our downstairs neighbors: Yes, it’s exactly what you think. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
1707 Hi, is this the ballroom? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1708 Your gig work is getting out of hand. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1709 Yeah, so mine look more like this. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1710 This should finally get rid of our downstairs neighbors. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
1711 Why is it that I can't find the only pair of shoes I need? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1712 Neighbor downstairs says if we're going to continue bowling we need to get an automatic ball return. Steven Assael 516-316-5161 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1713 This wasn't what I had in mind when you said you'd found some decor in an alley. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1714 It’s time you cancelled your Costco membership 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1715 Who won? 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1716 I call it volley-bowl. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1717 “OK, I promise to stop spiking the ball after each strike.” Bob Murphy Aurora , IL 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
1718 I think we need to take a more linear approach to this. 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
1719 I know! The Badminton Set cost too much! 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
1720 Oh, spare me the drama of striking me with that pin. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
1721 Hurry. Let's clean up before the folks downstairs realize what's going on. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
1722 I need a new shirt. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
1723 I've always thought of them as adversaries, but what if that's just the way they've learned to approach each other? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
1724 Trust me, we'll call it Lover's Lane. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
1725 Our downstairs neighbor left another note 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1726 Ball to pin ratio is way off ! 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
1727 They had it all. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
1728 Nice pick up. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
1729 My mind isn't ALWAYS in the gutter. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
1730 If we clean up the back alley, we can put the shoe rack over there." 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
1731 I'm going to install a camera so we can catch them in the act. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
1732 I don't think this is how you play checkers. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
1733 Some people perfected their sourdough during Covid, but how many mastered juggling reactive resin, low-mass bowling balls? 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
1734 Hi we’re the fucking neighbors who live above Michael and Kelsey! 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
1735 Why do we have more bowling balls than pins? 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
1736 But you cleary said if it was in the alley, I could bring it home. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
1737 It's called mixing modes. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
1738 It seemed like a good deal at the time. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
1739 Perhaps we could store these in the spare room? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
1740 I don't think you can play this sport at home. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
1741 Trust me I have plenty of "spares"... 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
1742 Do you think the neighbors downstairs appreciate all the work we put in? 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
1743 $2000 on a new carpet and the still complain about the noise? 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
1744 I need to stop late night Amazon shopping. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1745 The next time I wish for a pinball machine, I’ll have to say it out loud. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
1746 I’m starting to regret buying off an alley. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
1747 It's gonna take more balls than that to try an pin me down! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1748 This is your second strike, I won’t spare you again! 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1749 Split happens. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
1750 Just once, I want to hit something 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1751 Don’t!… Just don’t. This is no time for puns 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
1752 Can't we just get an Oculus instead? 1.2185 0.04162 119 95 22 2
1753 Looks like there is no room to spare. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
1754 We should move this stuff to the alley 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
1755 I didn't realize I selected the 'subscribe and save' option... 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
1756 Now that we’ve kept only the things that spark joy, what next? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
1757 Let’s name it “CRT bowling.” 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
1758 I meant Nightmare Alley the movie 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
1759 We have 18 heavy balls and 10 pins. Now what do we do? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
1760 Ready to have real kids now ? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
1761 Leave? It’ll be tough to split at 7:10 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
1762 It’s still no match for the unit upstairs” 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
1763 No, the kleptomania itself is not really the problem... 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
1764 I’m trying to improve my strike to ball ratio. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
1765 It's mid-century Milwaukee. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
1766 It was cheaper by the dozen 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
1767 No, Sandra, this is NOT what I expected when you said I would be bowled over by the view 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
1768 Have you seen my pen? 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1769 I should have never gone on strike. It would have spared us a lot of agony. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1770 One ball for this many pins? 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1771 When you told me on our first date last week that I bowled you over I wasn't sure what you meant. 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
1772 My turn? I lost track. 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
1773 You’re overcompensating. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1774 Honey, put on your bowling shoes! People might think we’re crazy! 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
1775 Maya, "up my alley is a metaphorical expression". 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
1776 Some guy named Dude used to live here 1.2174 0.05747 92 78 8 6
1777 Don’t pin this on me. 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
1778 I'm starting to think it was a bad idea to live above your ex-boyfriend. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
1779 And I still can't find one that fits my hand. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
1780 I don't think this is a good version of couple's therapy. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
1781 Beats living in the alley. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
1782 I said I wanted a poinsettia, not a pin setter. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
1783 Oh, fuck! 1.2165 0.05719 97 83 7 7
1784 I feel like…you don’t get me 1.2165 0.05719 97 83 7 7
1785 Find something else to roll out the dough! I need all ten pins for my game to count. 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
1786 I started out with two and they just kept multiplying. Their breeding potential is striking. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
1787 Oh - so it is 10 pins and ONE ball? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
1788 They were having a yard sale at the bowling alley. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
1789 This will be a tough split. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
1790 I think I'm ready for plan B. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
1791 You said you wanted a guy with balls. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
1792 When I said you needed “More Balls” this isn’t what I had in mind… 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
1793 My bonus points at "Bowler Depot" were about to expire... 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
1794 You sure this will look like an accident? 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
1795 Do you thing they’ll miss them? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
1796 We should have stuck with ping pong. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
1797 I play by my own rules. 1.2159 0.06353 88 77 3 8
1798 I don't know what they're for. I found them in an alley. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
1799 Honey, I don't think this is how you play Pinball. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
1800 Of course there's no point. It's a Nihilism and Indoor Sports event. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
1801 You can't avoid the split, Barb. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
1802 Which one of us thought living below a bowling alley would be fun? 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
1803 I suppose we should take the next step and see how the game is played. 1.2159 0.05927 88 75 7 6
1804 I’ll admit I probably went a little overboard on the balls 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
1805 You’ve got some pair of balls 1.2159 0.05703 88 74 9 5
1806 You are right up my alley! 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
1807 I think we should sublet the spare room 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
1808 Later baby, I gotta 7-10 split right now." 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
1809 Now you regret going with the Berber carpeting instead of the hardwood flooring, don't you? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1810 Frankly, I'd prefer rock-paper-scissors. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1811 The ratio is wrong. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1812 It’s so quiet round here you could hear a pin drop 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
1813 Wish you hadn't lost the instructions. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
1814 remind me again why we don't like like our downstairs neighbors 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
1815 Please! Spare me! 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
1816 But we've always wanted a spare bedroom. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
1817 Human throws ball; ball strikes pin; pin clobbers human. It’s much more effective than scissors, paper, rock. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
1818 It is kind of like skins and shirts. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
1819 Splits are never easy. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
1820 You know, for me, it’s always been about the shoes. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
1821 Well, it happened again 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
1822 Honey, the downstairs neighbours are complaining again. I think it's time we bought a rug. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
1823 If I pin you down, you can’t bowl me over 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
1824 I don’t mind picking up after you once in a while, but this is where I draw the line. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1825 I think it's time we try that split. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1826 Next time let’s do rock/paper/scissors. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
1827 I really don't think we can reframe this game to resemble Wordle and cash in on the popularity. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
1828 So we have to get our stories straight before the cops get here. We were all just having a nice dinner party when a Wizard came &turned everyone into bowling pins & balls. If they ask, we didn’t invite the Wizard. Repeat after me, we’re gonna be O.K. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1829 okay, on 3… 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
1830 I just can’t stay in my lane. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1831 Auto-correct bungled my order for 'flooring.' 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1832 People with floor windows shouldn't throw bowling balls. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
1833 It was all on sale so why not? 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
1834 Well, we did tell the realtor we wanted a spare room. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
1835 But the rent is cheap! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
1836 At least we no longer live in an alley. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
1837 I’m not going to strike out again tonight, am I ? 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
1838 We're falling behind the Joneses. They're already on chainsaws and torches. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
1839 There's a logical explanation. Just put the pin down. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
1840 You do you play pinball? John 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1841 We should have insisted they stay in their lane. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
1842 I could swear it was advertised as having a galley kitchen. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1843 Ya know, it's just like you to bring a bowling pin to a bowling ball fight! 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
1844 The bowling alley was closing and selling everything after the owner ran it into the gutter. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
1845 That's the beauty of freestyle bowling—you can play it anywhere you want to. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
1846 Spare me the explanation, balls to the alley, pins in the gutter 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
1847 Just because they were free after the bowling alley went under? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
1848 It seems we never have a spare moment. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
1849 Oh! I thought you said you were bawling! 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
1850 So, who’s up to bat? 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
1851 Two more games and I think we'll be in position to ask the downstairs neighbor to stop cooking with so much garlic. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
1852 The real challenge is getting them to stay up. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
1853 Not what was meant when I said I wanted to play pinball 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1854 Your turn. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
1855 I can’t stay in my lane any longer. 1.2135 0.05865 89 76 7 6
1856 our Super Bowl party was a bust. 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
1857 I’m sorry but you can’t pin this on me! 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
1858 Let's bowl nude! 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
1859 Y'know, people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw bowling balls. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
1860 March Madness is a real thing. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
1861 I misunderstood the expression "picking up spares" with the guys at the alley. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
1862 Gee, I guess Peloton has a major problem with its production line". Leonard J. Ferrante Boca Raton, Florid 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
1863 We've got the Pins and the Balls now where's the Wizard? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
1864 I promise, babe, one more proof-of-purchase and we'll be able to pay off our mortgage. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
1865 This is what happens when gutters go on strike. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
1866 The Upstairs Neighbor Starter Pack 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
1867 So…the BYOB party with your bowling league was a good idea but… 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
1868 Read the instructions? And ruin all this? 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1869 We're on strike so I have a lot of spare time. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
1870 I guess I don't know how to play either. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
1871 You know what honey, I think it’s time to take up baseball … again. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
1872 I'm working on the 7-10 split. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
1873 Let me vacuum before we start. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
1874 Darn. It looks like the movers lost one of our balls. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
1875 This isn't what you meant by kegling? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
1876 Please tell me WHY I have to go down to the alley to play with my toys? 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1877 Wow! Did you take up Build Your Own Bowling Alley during the pandemic, too? 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1878 It was cheaper to buy the single pin with a complimentary ball. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
1879 Their interests are not up each other's alley, hence the indefinite strike. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1880 Only bowling benefits from disparity. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1881 ...Well if it breaks through a Window, just consider that a Gutter Ball 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
1882 Good thing we also went for the spare bathroom. 1.2118 0.04458 85 67 18 0
1883 This open bowling isn’t what I expected- but at least we get to use the house balls 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
1884 I still think you're a perfect 10 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
1885 When I said prepare to go bowling tonight, I didn't know you've never been to a bowling alley. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
1886 Maybe we should have bought the NFT version 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1887 We prefer the challenge of random selection. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
1888 This is not what I meant when I said we needed new bowls. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
1889 „It was always my dream to have a bowling ball for each of my bowling pins but now I achieved it I feel kind of stupid.“ 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
1890 Let me X-plain. 1.2115 0.05234 104 88 10 6
1891 The pins I get, but why would anyone need 18 bowling balls? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
1892 What if Edison's wife was so sarcastic. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
1893 No one mentioned supply chain issues when I ordered the bowling alley. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
1894 And just why can't pin setters and ball polishers work remotely, too? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
1895 Are you planning on using that? 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
1896 I don’t think this is what they meant by staging the spare bedroom … 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
1897 I think there’s someone in the house 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
1898 The marriage counselor had not prepared them for this exercise in abstract thinking. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
1899 I told you we need you get a temp in :( 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1900 The downstairs neighbors called again. Apparently they are not fans of performance art. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1901 They said this was a good game for two people to play. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1902 Frankly, I was expecting more from "a charming pied-à-terre adjacent to a trendy neighborhood alley." 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1903 Let's read the rule book again. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
1904 We didn’t stay in our lanes. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
1905 Somewhere in here is a corporate training exercise. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1906 How do these things work? 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
1907 Looks like we ended up with way too much time to spare. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1908 I can't play in Allbirds. I need real bowling shoes. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
1909 But where are the shoes? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1910 Where do you think the alley is?" 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1911 The next time they kick that stereo on up there at 2:00 a.m., they are gonna know we have an issue. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
1912 Let’s get into our bowling shirts and shoes. We play 25B in 10 minutes. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
1913 Maybe tonight I can hold the pin? 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
1914 I'm not saying that it doesn't look nice. It's just that the game works better if the pins go on one side and the balls on the other. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
1915 Of course I know how to play. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1916 I was hoping you would spare me. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
1917 I’m starting to re-think our free range bowling concept. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
1918 When I said I was trying to organize a strike, this isn't what I meant. 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
1919 You’re asking me to split? 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
1920 Are you sure that the neighbors are OK with this? 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
1921 They're just a few spares 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1922 This is my pinball room 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
1923 Maybe this new version just isn't up your alley. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1924 Don’t worry about noise complaints, there’s a three strikes policy. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
1925 This installation is from my ironic sports equipment series. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
1926 Now we HODL until the Bowling Supplies market heats up 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
1927 When I placed the order, i didn't realize it was a pack of 10 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
1928 Maybe let’s set them up away from the glass doors… 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
1929 Our children are starving, Gregory. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
1930 Everybody needs somebody. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
1931 So...You're having that dream again, too, huh? 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
1932 You're right. This sucks. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
1933 I think Wordle would be more practical. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
1934 The ratio is off. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
1935 Maybe we should have included places other than the bowling alley on our registry 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
1936 Well, ten pins against one ball just isn't fair. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
1937 Striking. Can you show me the spare room? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
1938 Oh sorry, I didn't know you could hear me in the apartment below. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
1939 They're called angry balls for a reason. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
1940 Pandemic bowling isn't as much fun. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
1941 You know I can’t say no to free stuff on Facebook Marketplace. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
1942 WHO says you can't bring them home 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
1943 Why in heaven’s name would I want to collect stamps? 1.2099 0.06013 81 69 7 5
1944 It's pretty clear we split. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
1945 Three strikes, I'm out?? 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
1946 I read that bowling alley startups are the next bit coin. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
1947 I just can't pin down the feeling.... 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
1948 this way I know I can knock them all down 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
1949 Think I should go back to collecting stamps. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
1950 I'd ask you to marry me, but you strike me as woman who's hard to pin down. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
1951 If we put them all together this way, they'll look like penises. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
1952 This apartment doesn’t bowl me over. 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
1953 It's always 10 to 1, I'm trying to even it up 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
1954 It was a stork. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
1955 Where do you suppose the alleys go? 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
1956 Wait until you see the shoe closet. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
1957 Their interests are not up each other's alley 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
1958 I thought we agreed you weren’t going to bring your work home anymore! 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
1959 Alright, I'm gonna level with you: I don't really know how to play chess. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
1960 They're banging their broomstick on their ceiling again. Why do they do that to us? 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
1961 Sometimes I feel like you don't understand me at all. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
1962 Bowling alleys make the best french fries. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
1963 IKEA bowling was a bad idea. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
1964 I'm knocked up, not knocked down, pinhead! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
1965 So which are furniture and which are art? 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
1966 For every pin there’s a ball? 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
1967 Don’t overthink this TikTok dance. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
1968 it's my week with the balls 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
1969 It's the best pest-control method I found online. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1970 It's time for me to strike out on my own. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
1971 I could get used to the smell of rental shoes. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
1972 I had a great idea for them last night. But I can't remember what it was. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
1973 You forgot the shoes. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
1974 Is that what getting "ratioed" means? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
1975 Are we taking Miss Anderson's math word problem too far? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
1976 The downstairs neighbors said ok. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
1977 Or we could just invest in an alarm 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
1978 So there was a strike.... 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
1979 To juggle, you need at least two. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
1980 Next time let's stay in our lane 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
1981 They're all so beautiful. I just can't choose one. 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
1982 You’re right! Maybe I should do more of my thinking INSIDE the box. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
1983 It’s art. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
1984 We’ll never work. We come from two different worlds” 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
1985 Glad you remembered your PIN. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
1986 When I said go pick up a turkey this isn’t what I meant. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
1987 I'm not sure this is how the game is played. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
1988 Sorry Margaret, but I won't get rid of all these pins and balls. That's just how I roll. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
1989 We need to learn to communicate better. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
1990 I'm pinning my hopes on having a ball. 1.2073 0.05945 82 70 7 5
1991 The next exercise is called the 7-10 Split. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
1992 It’s going to be the next big game, it’s called picklebowling! 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
1993 I told your mother I liked bowling once. Once. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
1994 I cleaned out the gutters. 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
1995 Your problem has nothing to do with your balls,honey.. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
1996 I think MLB went a little too far with their changes. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
1997 Are you sure you read the rules right? 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
1998 No -- You can't score it a strike if you knock down 12 pins with 12 balls. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
1999 We should have rented a place with wood floors. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2000 Maybe this will get our neighbors to come out. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2001 Why are we fighting like this? 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2002 You're wrong. My mind is not always in the gutter. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2003 Ok, now where are the rest of the pins? 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2004 This is our spare bedroom." 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
2005 You know I can't resist striking out on a good sale. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
2006 ...What? 1.2059 0.05276 102 87 9 6
2007 Not what I thought when they told us the apartment was alley-adjacent. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2008 It's the downstairs neighbor - you answer it this time. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2009 My therapist said he thinks this will build resilience into our relationship as well as coordination and strength. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2010 Honey, could you consider collecting stamps? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2011 Now can you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
2012 I think it's time we 7-10 split. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2013 Now that the restrictions are lifting, I think we should give up home bowling. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2014 They're breeding! I told you this would happen! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2015 Honey, are you sure you don’t want children? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2016 So where do we put the sofa? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2017 I can’t do this anymore. 1.2054 0.04935 112 95 11 6
2018 What did you think I meant when I said I’m getting a turkey tonight? 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2019 On the bright side, they left the bowling stuff. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2020 So "picking up a spare" is not meant to be taken literally? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2021 Maybe it’s time to change our juggling equipment 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2022 As jugglers, we're still exploring what bowling can offer. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2023 I was thinking a pinball machine,not pin bowling ball! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2024 I know this is less expensive than a home security system, I just don’t know how practical it is! 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2025 You’re right, we should have stayed in our lane. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2026 how about we break out that rule book? 1.2051 0.04785 117 99 12 6
2027 I prefer walking on pins and needles. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2028 I guess we should rent the shoes? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2029 We have to get outside. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2030 I set up the pins last time! 1.2048 0.05878 83 71 7 5
2031 You've got to stop bringing your work home with you. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2032 Is that a bowling pin your holding or are you just glad to see me? 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
2033 Pin-Ball" NFTs were only supposed to be virtual 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2034 you do the dishes, I'll wash the clothes 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2035 I try to walk softly when they're home downstairs 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2036 OK, OK! I agree it's not the best interior design idea. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2037 It's called "Immersion Juggling". 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2038 It’s the shipping fees that really get you. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2039 So, are you happy being back in the office? 1.2048 0.05878 83 71 7 5
2040 The boss is still mad at our pin to ball ratio so we're going on strike. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2041 This is not what I meant when I said “find some furniture in the alley.” 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2042 People in glass houses shouldn`t roll stones! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2043 Our relationship is a just a ball. I don't know, I can't pin it down. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2044 It was a bargain I couldn't pass up. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
2045 Spring cleaning helps remind me how crazy COVID lockdowns were. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2046 You should have ordered ten of the pins for each ball. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2047 I think this is right, but I'm usually drunk when I go bowling. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2048 I thought a spare was a good thing" 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2049 I’ve always played it the way the Founding Fathers intended 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2050 I'm not sure we can stay together. We're both juggling too much. 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
2051 Remember back when collecting was fun? 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
2052 Here’s a thought... Let’s take a juggling class. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2053 Spare me the details and don't tell me we need to split the costs 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
2054 You seem a little bowled over by all this. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
2055 Gloria, on paper, take-out bowling with free delivery, looked real good. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2056 It's the only way I could think of to do Covid-safe bowling. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
2057 They seem to be mixing well but more males than females...do some of your pins have friends they can invite at short notice? 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
2058 I miss going out. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2059 Well, bowling-at-home didn’t quite become the pandemic craze I’d expected 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2060 We went on strike, but I’ll spare you the details. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2061 I don’t know. 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
2062 It gets harder all the time to stop a free trial. 1.2029 0.06715 69 60 4 5
2063 About this work-from-home situation… 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
2064 When I mentioned 'pinball', this isn't what I had in mind. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2065 You haven't got the balls to hit me. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
2066 I swear, I just have been bowling. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2067 You're not making getting a strike any easier. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2068 That’s a very reasonable guess but my favorite Coen Brothers movie is actually Burn After Reading. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2069 you sure this right 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
2070 Can't we just fight like it's 1999? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2071 What time are the Lanes arriving? 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
2072 They were sick of being told to stay in their own lane 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2073 I can fit three fingers in these too. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2074 This is how I roll. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2075 Man, that Horoscope was dead on. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2076 I'm guessing this is not what you meant when you said, "pull the pin on our relationship." 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2077 Well, what did you want to put in the spare room? 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2078 We are still good on toilet paper and sanitizer. I thought we might need to stock up on hobby supplies for when the next wave hits. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2079 Stay in your lane, and I’m sure we can work this out. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2080 The glue was your idea. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2081 When you said you were getting an alarm system in case someone breaks in, I was expecting something much simpler. 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
2082 Not exactly what I meant by "Super Bowl Party". 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2083 My real estate agent said this room could be used for absolutely anything. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2084 Let's just throw them all in the spare room. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2085 Ok I admit last night was worse than I thought 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2086 I think we should establish a safe word. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2087 Is this a new SquidGames challenge? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2088 Why do I get the feeling your trying to set me up? 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
2089 So, where is this relationship going? 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2090 Exactly what lane are you in? 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2091 I think the guy who turned the bowling alley into an exercise club duped us. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
2092 I'm going pro. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2093 For our anniversary, I got you your favourite, ten pins and eighteen bowling balls. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2094 Perhaps there’s a better way to bring back the excitement 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2095 Now the noise from our upstairs neighbors during the lockdown totally makes sense. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2096 I knew we should have gone for a rooftop swimming pool. 1.2024 0.04410 84 67 17 0
2097 Put down the spare. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2098 We need a different hobby. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2099 Coconuts and fresh-bottled milk - they'll see us through! 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2100 It's 2020. Why do I look like a beatnik? 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
2101 Brooklyn Bowl called. We can stop working from home. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2102 I thought the idea was to avoid hitting the pins 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
2103 This is why we chose an apartment with a spare room. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2104 2 to 1, I win. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2105 Conveyor malfunction, I guess. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2106 You said I needed a hobby. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2107 Does our building even HAVE an alley? 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2108 Is this the introduction to juggling class? 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
2109 How 'bout if we duel? 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2110 YOU go stand over there. 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2111 I don't really care what the guy below us thinks... he should have taken the penthouse... 1.2018 0.04524 114 95 15 4
2112 Bataka bats? So Seventies. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2113 Maybe there's a better sports analogy to help us explain equity to the kids. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
2114 But you said you liked my balls.... 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2115 I mean, no one said it was going to be easy. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2116 I need another bowling ball. 1.2000 0.06006 80 69 6 5
2117 I think it's a fair retaliation to the loud music downstairs. 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2118 Put the pin down, honey. I'll hire a different living room decorator. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
2119 " So you're betting I can slap you before you knock me out? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2120 Does it make me a bad person to feel good about knocking down little white pins with a heavy black ball? 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2121 'I'm not sure this is up my alley.' 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2122 It's either going to make perfect sense when the shirts with our names on them arrive,or I'll agree that I've gone cooped up crazy. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
2123 We're going to need special shoes. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2124 Spare me the speech about my obsession with bowling. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
2125 That's not the way to get a strike 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
2126 How about giving up bowling for some furniture and a few kids 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2127 So this is how we're going to prevent a strike? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
2128 The rent was cheaper in the cave. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2129 I think I picked the wrong hobby during the lockdown. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2130 ”This is your spare apartment? 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2131 Thank You but these aren't exactly what I meant when I asked for a pinball game for my birthday. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2132 You forgot your hearing aid. I said we needed more ball point pens, not more bowling balls & pins. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2133 Sorry it's a mess... the housekeeper is on strike. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2134 Your text said pick up Tidy-Bowl? 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2135 I mentioned I played once. Now it's all they gift me. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2136 I call this game, "Whack a bowl." 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2137 The square footage is correct, but I think this apartment is laid out incorrectly. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
2138 Each one is unique, like a fingerprint. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2139 I never thought it was fair that the pins outnumbered the balls. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2140 The maintenance fee alone will keep us in the gutter. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2141 If you have the target, I’ve got the balls……. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2142 I thought this is how you wanted to play pinball? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2143 I think we should consider split custody 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
2144 Which way should I lay out the lane? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2145 Spare me and get your mind out of the gutter before I split. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2146 When I was buying these, I couldn’t remember if you knock the ball into the pins, or the pin into the balls. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2147 Do you have to buy everything you see just because it's on a ballbuster sale? 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2148 Why am I getting the sense that this place isn't up your alley? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2149 Honey, you said you wouldn't be home until 5! 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2150 I think we should’ve watched that YouTube tutorial first. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2151 I think we only have room for 5 pin. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2152 Do you think they heard us? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2153 Please, Jenny, bowling shoes only in the living room. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2154 Too phallic? 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2155 So, you are cheating on me. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2156 Well it's a step up from walking on pins and needles. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2157 Can you request a different fringe benefit from the Paramount Lanes? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2158 The ad did say that the apartment came with a spare room. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2159 I don't think this is how bowling works 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
2160 Don't worry- The downstairs neighbors will think we're walking. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2161 What now? 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
2162 Your retail therapy has gotten a bit out of control 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2163 It's not panic buying, I'm just not risking running out of the essentials after this latest covid wave. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2164 « You’re the one who said you were bored in the bedroom. » 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2165 I don’t think this is going to work. 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
2166 You’ll be thanking me when the next pandemic wave hits and there’s a run on bowling paraphernalia. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2167 That’s the last strike! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2168 What do you mean I overcomplicate things? 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2169 I said, 3 strikes and you’re out 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2170 What can I say, Janet. I'm bowled over! 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2171 I thought you said You were a Pinball wizard- not… oh never mind. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2172 looks like we need more pins 1.2000 0.06264 80 70 4 6
2173 All we need now are the Alleys 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
2174 How many points did you say a strike is worth? 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2175 I said I was going on strike 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2176 I was tired of being on pins and needles. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2177 No pun intended 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2178 I happened upon an auction and now I have an amazing new life plan for us... 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2179 Alexa. Start recording. 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2180 They're called House Balls for a reason. 1.1978 0.04199 91 73 18 0
2181 Maybe when they said get a hobby to get through the pandemic we picked the wrong one? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2182 They want to be friends. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2183 I told you meeting my side of the family would be weird. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2184 What did the Roomba ever do to you? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2185 Soon we'll be able to afford an alley. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2186 They're on strike, so I said they can crash at our place. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2187 Not all hobbies are good to do at home. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2188 We agreed. No kids. Just bowling. Don’t go weak on me now. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2189 I had a seizure while shopping on Amazon. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2190 One last round before the condo board meeting? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2191 But we went clubbing last week. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2192 Freud who now? 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2193 Wait, this is a set up 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2194 This IS worse than walking on pins and needles. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2195 I never promised you our marriage would be a bowl of cherries. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2196 Is this your metaphorically-passive-aggressive way of telling me our marriage is in the gutter? 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2197 Why do you say bowling is sexist? 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2198 I call balls, you take pins. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2199 If I didn’t agree to work from home I would have been fired. 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
2200 You said anything but a poker night. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2201 You're right. It's time to hold a garage sale. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2202 Welp, that's the last of your stuff. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2203 I'm unfamiliar with the game. Where do you want this? 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2204 They made a peace treaty. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2205 That internet firm WeBowl is having a closeout sale. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2206 Thank you for the surprise. But I said I have a PINBALL collection, not pins AND balls. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2207 Let's take this to the alley. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2208 Let's settle this in the alley. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2209 So I struck out…again? 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
2210 when my profile said bowling is my life, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2211 On second thought,the buy-one-get-one-free wasn't such a great deal. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2212 It's a solutions based concept that can't fail. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2213 Umm… you are very striking 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2214 They were on sale. Buy one, get two balls free. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2215 You laugh now but soon it’ll be the next at-home workout trend. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2216 Well, you never had the balls anyway 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2217 I don't think this is what your OB/GYN meant when he suggested Kegeling exercises." 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2218 They're all on strike. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2219 I’ve missed you so much 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2220 This isn’t what I had in mind for the spare room. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2221 We might not be quite ready to juggle chainsaws. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2222 I rescued them from a dark alley. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2223 I think the cat can make it through, but it will be impossible for the dog. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2224 It's a game-changer. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2225 Just be glad we didn't take up horseback riding during the pandemic. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2226 That's all the invite said? A support group for those recovering from a difficult split? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2227 I thought I ordered a set of bowls. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2228 I have to learn to say “no”. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2229 Are you sure they are going to let this porno on TicTok 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2230 The neighbors called to complain about the noise. Maybe we should try and learn to juggle with something lighter. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2231 I thought YOU ordered the 20 pairs of pre-worn shoes. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2232 This is why my shoes have numbers on them. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2233 Thank goodness the COVID lockdown is going to be over soon. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2234 My fingers have been stuck in these for three hours and the door to the bathroom is broken. 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
2235 ‘TikTok made me do it..’ 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
2236 It was their yearly BOGO sale. We’ll get a sofa eventually… 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
2237 What? This is legitimate political discourse. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2238 My fingers are stuck inside, so just give my balls a whack. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2239 Why is it pins always come in packs of ten, but balls come in bags of eight? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
2240 I really regret not buying furniture instead 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2241 I call this game, the Penthouse Rumble. 1.1959 0.05210 97 83 9 5
2242 It was “buy one, get one free” 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2243 Pandemic bowling has finally lost its appeal. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2244 First this, then “Cupcake Wars.” 1.1957 0.05407 92 79 8 5
2245 I don’t think this is how we play baseball 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2246 After-party 1.1957 0.05407 92 79 8 5
2247 . Look, we don't need the pins. We're going to line up the balls at the end of the lane since the balls now identify as pins. 1.1957 0.05407 92 79 8 5
2248 Really? You prefer duckpin? 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2249 who ordered these... The ratio is all wrong! 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2250 I meant bowled over literally. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2251 Gosh, I love a good estate sale. Let’s check out the pickleball room next. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2252 You didn't buy a mallet? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2253 I don’t think this is how you’re supposed to play 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2254 How did we reach this point? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2255 When I suggested we embrace the spirit of East Brunswick, this is not what I had in mind! 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2256 Maybe we should have never left the cave. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
2257 So maybe we could use them to make a chair? 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2258 They told me to stay in my lane 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2259 We can corner the market in a niche industry. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2260 The irony dawned on him immediately when she split up with him at 7:10PM 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2261 So all you wanted to do was start the bidding? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2262 Pick a lane." Sue Cusack, Evanston, Illinoi 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2263 Let's make like a pin and split. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
2264 It’s a super bowl party. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2265 I didn't want to seven-ten split with you ... 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2266 Alley oops? 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2267 We take turns jumping over the pins or running away from the balls. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2268 Seriously, you're calling a"foot fault?" 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2269 You are the quantum electron I have always dreamed about. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2270 I thought you were canceling the subscription! 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2271 They say just have tiny little wins every day 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2272 I know you promised to never strike me, but you may really be asking for it. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
2273 We should have been suspicious when the real estate guy said the apartment was at the end of an alley 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
2274 I saw your Feng Shui guy at the bowling alley again. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
2275 This stuff was just sitting in the alley. 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
2276 If you think my aim was bad here, don’t go into the bathroom. 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
2277 Spare me, would you. I’m on strike. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2278 All they've known is life in captivity. They'd wouldn't last a day out in the wild. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
2279 Maybe the drum set wasn't a bad idea after all. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
2280 I just don't see this getting more popular than pickle-ball. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2281 This was $200 less than the one next door, with mouse traps and ping pong balls. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
2282 Once I’m juggling these two, just lob that pin up nice and soft and we’ll build from there. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2283 Bowling alley flooring is so passé 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
2284 Time to piss off the downstairs neighbor again 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
2285 The decorator called it “mid-western avant-gard.” 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2286 So... I had my bowling crew over, and I may have told 'em it was a BYOB party. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2287 I can’t work from home. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
2288 It’s a good thing the downstairs neighbor is in a rock band 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2289 I thought we had a spare. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
2290 Spare me your comments. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
2291 You want to see other bowlers? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2292 Didn't you say that we should "aim for strikes" in our relationship? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
2293 Since Covid closed the bowling alleys this is the best I could do 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2294 What if they just hit them all at once? 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
2295 Yeah,you got the pins and I got the balls,but I thought you were going to buy the furniture. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
2296 Stay in you lane already! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
2297 So, I brought my work home, ok? 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
2298 I also thought this was a singles night AT a bowling alley, not FOR one. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
2299 …and the great part is, if we don’t want them anymore we can just roll them down the stairs! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
2300 Wait, am I Putin and you're Biden; or am I Biden and you're Putin? 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2301 If I make another strike, we're getting a divorce. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2302 The listing says there is room to spare. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2303 True, they do say people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, but we're bowling and these are impact windows. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
2304 It worked. I don’t feel like bowling. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2305 Ball, bottle, shoes! You win. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2306 It’s pin neutral bowling. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2307 Will you hold my balls? 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2308 Why do we have to be like everyone else? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2309 Duh, yes! Car boot sales are still a thing. 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
2310 Ball? Pin? Scissors? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2311 I thought you said alley, not apartment 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2312 We both know your Super Bowl dreams were unrealistic, so I settled for the next best thing. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2313 It was all they had left at Costco 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2314 Maybe a home bowling alley wasn't the best idea for a pandemic activity, after all. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2315 I want to know we always have a spare. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2316 And to think I was just about to give up trying to find someone who also had a passion for strewing bowling balls and pins throughout their house. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2317 I guess bowling just isn’t up my alley. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2318 Well, you finally got your spare room. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2319 So should we strike? 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
2320 We decided to make the office sports inclusive! 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2321 How about checkers? 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2322 This is not an easy party game to explain. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2323 From IKEA’s BAULING Series. Timeless design with subtle details such as rounded cushions and wooden legs. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2324 Am I sensing unhappiness with my hobby? 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2325 Where did you get those shoes. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2326 I think this setup makes it impossible for the neighbors to get a strike 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2327 Look, I'm sorry you have square fingers.... 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2328 I thought you meant we should go to a therapist when you said we should work on our split! 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2329 Our design sense it too avant-garde. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2330 What do you think the apartment below us thinks we are doing? 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2331 This life in the fast lane is exhausting. 1.1923 0.06068 78 68 5 5
2332 It said they were spare. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2333 Something our downstairs neighbor said gave me the idea. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2334 This will be nothing like juggling children 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2335 You mean there are NO rules!? 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
2336 See if you can unplug the smart speaker. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2337 Bring your pin to work day. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2338 - Now, where’s that Turkey? 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2339 These should go in the Foyer 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
2340 Getting more pins and balls is not going to solve anything. We need a couch. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2341 Casual Casualties 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2342 When they said this apartment had a 'spare bedroom,' this wasn't what I was expecting. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2343 My mother always warned me it would end up this way. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2344 Serial bowlers, never know when we’re going to strike. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2345 My therapist suggested this, don't blame me 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
2346 Nice birthday surprise, but do you know the rules of bowling? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2347 I’m thinking of calling it “bouquet.” 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2348 Because I hate the people living below us, that's why. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
2349 Okay, but shouldn't I start my juggling career with something a little easier? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
2350 I will strike you down right here! 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2351 I just love that we waited for marriage so we can figure this out together. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2352 You said you wanted to be bowled over… 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2353 You’re going to want more pins. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2354 Sounds like they're watching TV down there. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2355 the listing said “alley” kitchen, not “galley” kitchen… 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2356 Honey, please don't take away these balls too 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
2357 But honey, try to understand this from my point of view. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2358 This room has too many bowling balls. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2359 This is more up your alley. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2360 Meet you in the alley. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2361 I have the pin, but where’s the donkey? 1.1915 0.05715 94 83 4 7
2362 So THIS is where they go when they disappear after every turn… 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2363 We need to find a new place. I’m tired of living in the gutter. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2364 Downstairs neighbors again - They say 'No, Duckpin won't be better.' 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2365 This place seemed right up your alley. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
2366 I'm new to this game. Are you sure we really need these many pins and balls? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
2367 Better than a ball and chain, don't you think? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
2368 The guests will be here in thirty minutes and this is the best you can come up with for an icebreaker? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2369 At the count of three yell Yahtzee! That should really confuse them. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2370 Maybe we're over thinking this 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
2371 So THAT’S what the upstairs neighbors have been doing this whole time 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2372 This wasn't what I imagined when you said that you wanted more spare time. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
2373 Look, it's not my fault that pins come in packs of 10 and balls come in packs of 12. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2374 I thought the Ebay ad said: pin ball "machine"... 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2375 CB2 had a sale 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2376 So what do you say, paper-scissors-stone to decide who juggles what? 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2377 I call it 'In My Spare Time.' 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2378 Yes,but do you have a spare room? 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2379 a fun new program to get you in shape this summer: bowlates 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2380 We never bowl like we used to anymore. 1.1910 0.04190 89 72 17 0
2381 The bowling alley is letting you work from home? 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
2382 On the plus side, this apartment comes with free shoe rental. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2383 We have everything we need except the parquet. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2384 Why did we buy that “Mystery Box?” 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2385 Oh. I call it pinball. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2386 Don’t look at me like that… they were buy one get one free. 1.1905 0.05738 84 73 6 5
2387 And as I shopped at the bowling alley's going out of business clearance sale, I finally realized.... Epstein didn't kill himself. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2388 Babe, I mentioned I liked bowling. Like, once. A long time ago. It's too late. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2389 Maybe there’s some better use for these things than juggling 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2390 Maybe it’s time for you to go back to the office. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2391 Brother can you spare a pin? 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
2392 Why don't we just get an alarm system installed? 1.1899 0.05996 79 69 5 5
2393 This is not the pinball game I ordered! 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
2394 Is this what you meant when you said I'd be bowled over? 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
2395 No way, bitch. I’m Beavis, you’re Butthead. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
2396 This reminds me of the loaves and fishes. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
2397 ‘I knew we should’ve bought a 3-laner’ 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
2398 They thought their love of bowling could keep them together but, sadly that fateful morning, at 7:10, split. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
2399 We cant split up, we give each other's lives purpose 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
2400 That's the trouble with Tribbles. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2401 If they can hold rock concert upstairs, then we can do this. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2402 They're vintage, so I collect them. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
2403 I’m so sorry, but I did pay extra for soundproofing. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
2404 You've got to stop taking your work home with you. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2405 You’re right, juggling is hard, plus the neighbors hate us. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
2406 The bylaws are silent on hallway bowling. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2407 Are you sure this is the right equipment for Buns of Steel? 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
2408 Who gets to be the pin setter? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
2409 No, I said Tin Pan Alley… 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
2410 I know this is odd but I feel like a punchline in a New Yorker cartoon” 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
2411 At the party, you said there was no way we'd win that bid. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
2412 So, you know that theory about the penny and the Empire State Building... 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
2413 This relationship can never work. I’m from Boston; we have candlepin living rooms, not ten-pin. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2414 Sorry if you were expecting something else when I said I liked skittles. I like the balls too. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
2415 Okay, I know, but it was buy 20, get 1 free. You can't turn down a deal like that. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
2416 I don't think mixed-use zoning covers this 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
2417 Explain to me again what the upstairs neighbor was doing at 3am 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
2418 My mind is in the gutter. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2419 Wait ... what's the object of Bowling Deconstructed again? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2420 I'm pinning down the concept. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2421 My mother was right. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2422 Violence won't help, babe. Put down the pin. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2423 Please be patient. Remember, last week there were more bowling pins than bowling balls. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2424 I guess we don't have space for it after all. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2425 This is not my idea of bowling. Could we do this in the hall. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2426 No doubt this is the spare bedroom in the listing. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2427 It’s not you it’s me. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2428 I call it free-form bowling. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2429 Just covering my bases until I find the right metaphor. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2430 Bowling alone at home. 1.1884 0.06618 69 61 3 5
2431 I don’t mean to sound ungrateful, but it’s not an ideal spare bedroom. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2432 It's an homage to Pin Ball 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
2433 Just don't set the pins against the window. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2434 You have ballsy ideas but, in the end, they always pin the blame on me. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2435 Even if we do get evicted, this apartment will still be the birthplace of bowlcce. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2436 Who's office was this? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2437 Have you seen my shoes? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2438 We’re not bad upstairs neighbours, are we? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
2439 I'm just saying it's easier with duck pins. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2440 Are you sure this is 10 Pin Floor Snooker? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2441 They're family. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2442 Please, Diane, just stay in your lane. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2443 Janice, your kleptomania in bowling alleys is out of control. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2444 All I said was that we needed to get the ball rolling. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2445 It's a cross between billiards and bowling. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2446 No, no, the pins are not for hitting the balls. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2447 You know, there's an app for this game! 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2448 I thought you said it was unfurnished? 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2449 Please stop shopping at going-out-of-business sales. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2450 I think it's time to move out of the alley. 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2451 I spent my childhood in an alley. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2452 I didn't think a rent strike would be so loud. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2453 Well, you DID tell me to pick up a spare hobby. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
2454 Maybe we could invite them up for cocktails and a few frames. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2455 Maybe we should find another sport until pandemic’s over 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2456 I wonder why none of the kids showed up for batting practice. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2457 I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I think we need a split. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2458 I gathered a bunch of experts on strikes 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2459 It's like having a pool. Once the neighbors figure out we have a lane, they'll all want to come over and play, no? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
2460 I'm not sure this is the best choice for home security. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2461 Right, it's the spare bedroom. What'd you think I meant? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2462 I thought you were supposed to do this in a bowling alley 1.1875 0.06635 64 56 4 4
2463 I thought that’s what you meant when you said, ‘Hey, big guy, bowl me over and pin me down!’ 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2464 Let's try a ratio of ten pins to one ball. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2465 They said they heard bowling up here, so by God we're going to give them bowling. You knock the pins around and I'll drop the balls. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
2466 Spare me the details. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2467 When I said we should rob the bowling alley, I meant the cash in the cash registers. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
2468 Since we split,my life has been in the gutter. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2469 Wait I think I heard the neighbors knocking. Think they want to play? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2470 What, Honey? You said we could make this into a fitness room if I stayed within our budget. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
2471 I don't think we can spare this one, let's just split. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2472 Can we skip bowling night this week? Keeping up our retro hipster cred is exhausting. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2473 I'm the one with the balls!! Pin girl! 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2474 I don't think every ball needs a pin. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2475 It's about your hoarding. I'm beginning to see a pattern. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2476 It looks like a stand off. The pins are outnumbered but still standing while the balls have lost their momentum. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2477 Let’s strike a bargain. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2478 I think most people just bring their own shoes. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2479 When you said we should try to improve our games, I pictured it a little differently. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2480 Sure, I've got my things to juggle and you've got yours. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
2481 Well, ya see, Papa was a bowling stoner, wherever he left his pin was his home....... 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2482 The Realtor did say the place was at the end of the lane. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2483 Yes, the WHOLE floor. Do you see those gaps? Where there isn’t a bowling ball or bowling pin? That’s no good. The whole floor needs to be bowling. I’m tired of floor. I only. Want. Bowling. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2484 You wouldn't happen to have a spare ball, would you? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2485 I thought we were set for life. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2486 I'm sorry but it's time for us to split. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2487 I said trolling! 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2488 I don’t think our idea to reinvent bowling is working. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
2489 Don't tell me you sold the alley. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2490 These were buy two, get one free. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2491 It's called Bocci Bowl 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2492 Three strikes and you’re out 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2493 You think this is bad? Wait until you see the gutter! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2494 It’s like 52 pickup, except the goal is to knocks the pins down. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2495 Honey, I think I broke the pinball machine… 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2496 Our company is going on strike so I got the necessary supplies 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2497 I took up bowling only after I realized that darts were ruining my walls. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2498 All we know so far is that we were wrong about improving upon baseball. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2499 Ah, so this must be the spare bedroom... 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2500 How come you never hold my pin? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2501 Yes, I know I sometimes get down in the gutter but why do they always have to spare pin it on me? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2502 We need a lot more pins. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2503 Yes, you have balls alright! 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
2504 They said “Don’t be so straight and narrow.” 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2505 Stop it! You’re choking him. 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
2506 Well, sometimes bad art just can't get any better. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2507 I feel safer with "rock, paper, scissors". 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
2508 Now it should be quiet enough for us to get a decent night's sleep. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2509 They're not ready for alleys 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2510 I'm beginning to question the theme for Theo's 3rd birthday party. How soon do his friends arrive? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2511 I said I used to love playing pinball…. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2512 No, I thought *you* would do the reracking. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
2513 Come on, the iron's hot. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2514 This is the stupidest cartoon eVer. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
2515 If I showed you my big balls, would you stroke my pin? 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
2516 Not the spare bedroom I had in mind. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2517 It’ll all make sense after I board up the windows. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
2518 Overboard? I don’t think so. You know I need to perfect my 7-10 split before Friday’s tournament! 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2519 Nice installation. So...your holding a 'Min Pin' and these balls are a tribute to Edvard Munch? 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
2520 How did we get here?? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2521 I pick ‘em up, you put ‘em down 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
2522 Please bring me the other kind of bowl when I sound stressed out. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
2523 It just sorta felt right, I don’t know. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2524 I guess I didn’t think about how difficult it would be to vacuum. 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
2525 I thought you said you didn't have any to spare? 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
2526 I said, "Bowling for dollars--dollars!" 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2527 Maybe we're on to something here. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2528 This reminds me - I have to clean the gutter. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2529 I propose we put the pinsetter here by the glass. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2530 When I asked for a "month's worth of bowling" I was expecting something maybe at a venue downtown. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2531 Yes, it's interesting-but I still want a recliner. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2532 No more bowling alone! 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
2533 And, last week we couldn’t get our ducks in a row. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2534 Well, it’s not exactly what I was picturing by spare room… 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2535 I thought you were a pin ball enthusiast 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2536 Yeah he was a weird tenant, but he paid his rent and I liked his shirts. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2537 Let there be no blood.... right Honey !? 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
2538 Come on, you really never played this game? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2539 But I don't wanna live in an alley! 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2540 ... or we stash them in the alley and hope the co-op board doesn't follow through. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2541 I know it's difficult, but we agreed on a seven-ten split. 1.1848 0.04069 92 75 17 0
2542 These are my children from my first wife 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
2543 It’s bad enough right now,.but if we don’t keep apart what I have in my left hand and you in your right, we’ll be disastrously overrun. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
2544 This is not the kind of spare room I envisioned. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
2545 We'll have to be more specific next time we have a BYO party. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
2546 Is this finally right up your alley 1.1846 0.06896 65 58 2 5
2547 Why hit only two birds when you can hit ten pins with one ball? 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
2548 We forgot the Alley. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2549 What the hell! I ordered ‘holding bins for the walls’! 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
2550 I like the odds of this place. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2551 Are you sure it’s called bowl-room dancing? I would suggest we switch to dodge-bowl except for that full length glass window behind me. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
2552 I told you that we should take lessons. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
2553 OK. You have chosen your weapon. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
2554 I know. But it's really important to the cats. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2555 Shall we take these down to the alley? 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
2556 You don’t think our downstair neighbors will mind, do you? 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
2557 Ma’am I wanted “bold” furniture, not bowled furniture. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2558 I wasn’t sure what to expect when they said lifetime supply 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
2559 So the hallway thing didn't work out. Now what? 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2560 Ok, let’s try this: I’ll say ‘Pull’ and you throw the Pin. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2561 Let's move these into the spare room 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2562 I thought I asked you to order a pinball machine? 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2563 It just seems like we might inevitably be at cross purposes? 1.1837 0.03932 98 80 18 0
2564 Foot fault? That’s my worst one? 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2565 Maybe we went too avant-garde with the decorating 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2566 I don't care what the HOA says, this is how I relax. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
2567 Either wear the mask or we play in here! 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
2568 This isn't going to be a clean split. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2569 Watch your step or we'll be here all night putting this damn thing back together 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
2570 Bowling at home isn't that much fun. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
2571 This is Covid bowling. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
2572 I said I like Brawling 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
2573 Do we have to bring them back right now? Why can’t we wait until we are sure the leagues will be starting-up again? 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
2574 But it all was a Daily Deal on Amazon! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2575 It would be much easier if we just returned all of it. 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
2576 Sure, furniture would be nice, but it’d just be in the way! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
2577 and One to Spare.. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
2578 Really? I have no balls? 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
2579 I picked up a few spares. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2580 So I got the props to recreate the last scene from There Will Be Blood. I haven’t seen it, what happens now? 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
2581 A bowling alley clearance sale is not the best example of your smart shopping skills." 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
2582 It doesn't matter which ones I grab. The pin or the balls. Either way I've got you. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2583 Now we just need to hope someone else is getting rid of a bowling alley 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2584 Well it only costs $5.99/mo, but Peloton should probably stick with the cycling thing “ 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2585 so the game is this- each pin represents an unhealthy obsession of mine, if you hit a pin with the ball, you unselfishly take on that issue and I am liberated 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
2586 You can never stay in your lane, can you?!? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2587 Up my whaa? 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2588 You said if I have the balls, you'd pin me down. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2589 Maybe we should find a different location for our juggling academy. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2590 To the death then? 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2591 Maybe we should take this outside before someone rolls a strike. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2592 It's a mouthful but maybe 'Virtual Reality Simulation At-home Bowling' is a better way to learn the game. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2593 The key to sucess is finger placement. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2594 If I can't bowl a perfect 300 game, NO ONE will. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2595 Look, this is what I could get for the Pelaton. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2596 Costco made me do it…. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2597 Put a pin in that idea and we'll get to it in our spare time. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2598 I'll meet you in the alley 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2599 This is the honeymoon I always dreamed of. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2600 What, my beard's weird too? Does anything I do interest you? 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
2601 Sorry, honey, I really thought the Whitney or Guggenheim would want it. 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
2602 If we split up can we share custody? 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
2603 I have to warn you! I've finally grown a pair. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2604 Explain to me again how this abstract installation symbolizes the landmines you navigate at home because of my biological needs. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
2605 I always wondered where the bowling balls went after hitting the pins. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2606 Is Bowling for Dollars still on tv in Baltimore? 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2607 We should have kept the pins together to make it easier for those blind people. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2608 I told you I was nuts. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2609 Honey,Ive recently invested our savings in a bowling alley. Next step: buy a bowling alley 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
2610 Now we wait... 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
2611 Spare me your threat of a housework strike. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
2612 Wow, Hunter Biden's Laptop was real and proves the President is involved in an ongoing criminal conspiracy worse than Watergate? Well, at least he isn't Trump! Your frame. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
2613 We'll have to separate them—they won't stop hitting each other. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
2614 Now this is what I call Nightmare Alley. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
2615 Can I wear my own shoes? 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2616 That's the way it goes, sometimes the pins just don't fall for you! 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
2617 You didn’t get it. I said I like pinball. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
2618 I'm just glad they're finally potty-trained 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
2619 I have two balls 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
2620 Let's try for the 7-10 split-up! 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
2621 Please tell me that they are cake! 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2622 I think it is easier to play in the Alley 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
2623 They wanted to confront their attackers. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
2624 I thought we were playing pinball? 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
2625 We're suffering from a case of The Big Lebowski. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2626 This is not baseball but you struck out anyway 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
2627 What do you mean you’re going on strike? 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2628 The building staff is on strike. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2629 I have an addiction. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2630 Got another call from downstairs. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2631 I regret not going to Ikea instead. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2632 We're fostering them until we find someone who can keep them out of the gutter. 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
2633 So why's it called TikTok? 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2634 So much for game theory. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2635 We can skip the home inspection,” you said. “What could a bowling alley next door do - spring a leak?” you asked. 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
2636 you have to break them all for a strike. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2637 I was looking for my glasses. 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
2638 Let us cease this brawl, Stainless-Steel-Water-Bottle-Girl. I, Coconut-Hands-Man, have a quarrel with dehydration, my father's killer, not with she who also laps at destiny's fount. I would embrace you if not for my aforementioned coconut handss 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2639 This’ll make the downstairs think. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2640 What?I thought these were faces 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
2641 Believe it or not, this used to be a bowling alley” 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2642 Look, they’re on strike. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2643 This subscription service will pay off one day. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2644 Working from home has taken a weird turn 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
2645 Who goes first? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2646 Let's get some ramps, a bunch of pinsetters and a small windmill and we can corner the miniature bowling market. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2647 I was bowled over the first time I met you 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2648 We’re on strike at the bowling alley. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
2649 I can't wait to get a longer apartment 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2650 We left that bowling alley nothing to spare. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2651 What do you mean you lost the instructions? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2652 I understand it feels more romantic this way, but these balls just aren't designed to be with one single pin at a time. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2653 Actually, what I asked for was pinball 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2654 It's win-win. He loses his deposit and we learn a new sport. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
2655 Damn, we forgot the shoes! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2656 It'll all come together once the hardwood flooring is installed. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2657 Thought if they all met in a less frantic context, things would be different 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2658 I wonder what our downstairs neighbors are up to 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
2659 Downstairs neighbors moved out.” 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2660 Please……If you don’t let them live with us, they’ll just wind up in the gutter…. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
2661 You're right. It just doesn't have the same mystique without the pinsetter and ball return. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2662 Honey, I’m really tired of you bringing your work home with you. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2663 Alley? - Oops. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2664 I'm worried about the supply chain. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
2665 I have no IDEA why they keep showing up every morning! I'm not some pin ball wizard!!!" 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
2666 I've heard of standing on pins and needles, but you're certain this is what they meant? 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2667 I didn’t know you were from Massachusetts. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2668 If this doesn’t get that annoying below us, nothing well. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2669 Where's the alley,Cat? 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2670 You know, when I said ‘We could adopt a pet from the alley,’ I meant a cat. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2671 Get your mind out of the gutter. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2672 When was it NOT a game? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2673 Yes, I quit The New Yorker. The caption contest is run by idiots. 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
2674 Now let's dance, dance, dance.... 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
2675 Freestyle bowling may be ahead of its time. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2676 Honey, what did you do with the instructions? 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
2677 Quite a way to play checkers. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2678 I'm going to need that pin so I can use it with these balls to complete my collection of phallic symbols. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2679 The listing didn't mention a spare room. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2680 We're splitsville, babe. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2681 Why do you always throw away the instructions? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2682 From that first moment, when I saw you at the other and of the alley, I knew we were meant to be together. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
2683 Good news, the bowling alley has reopened. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2684 “How do you win synchronized bowling?” 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2685 Betsy, I appreciate your effort--but I'm more of a ping pong guy 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2686 Now I really am on my last strike aren't I? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2687 I think you can see where this is going 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
2688 The Bowling Decor looked much better on Instagram 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
2689 Is this a game or an art installation? Either way, you’re going to have to explain it to me. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
2690 This is not the Pinball game I was hoping for. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
2691 Maybe the old rules were better after all 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
2692 Maybe I was thinking about a pool table. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
2693 So,are we the upstairs neighbors from hell? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
2694 Ever get the feeling you’re being watched? 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
2695 Why, yes. I do have 16 pound balls. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
2696 Next time we buy a Whiffle-Ball set! 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
2697 You sure have some balls. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
2698 Opting for the Polo-themed apartment would have worked just as well... 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
2699 Alexa, add a bowling ally to my shopping list 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
2700 What the...?!? 1.1789 0.05391 95 84 5 6
2701 Let's play 36... 1.1789 0.05180 95 83 7 5
2702 I'll have what she's having. 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
2703 We need to frame this conversation 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
2704 They just appeared. I must be some kind of Pin-Ball Wizard. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2705 I thought you said you ordered pins and needles? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2706 Our marriage counselor is dia-bowl-ic. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2707 Why'd you have to throw out the rule book? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2708 Just who's bringing a knife to a gun fight? 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
2709 This isn't 'Nam, there are rules. 1.1786 0.05658 84 74 5 5
2710 At least I know you’re not cheating on me 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2711 It’s “bring your own Balls” event 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2712 I've got the balls if you've got the kegels. 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
2713 I think we better switch to playing a board game during the party. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2714 Sometimes black balls hitting visible white pins is just bowling and not a call to a revolution. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
2715 Sorry, honey. I can only juggle three at a time. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
2716 Let’s step away from the window to practice our juggling act. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2717 So baseball is changing rules to speed up the game and we're following suit. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2718 It's sweet but you bowl me over anyway." eu don't need to d 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2719 They were spare. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
2720 It's been fun, but I have an urgent call to return about my car warranty. It was their last courtesy call! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2721 Enough with the games. We need to talk. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2722 We gotta find a new hobby. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2723 Do they really mate for life? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2724 What? You said you wanted to be bowled over! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2725 It worked in my apartment. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2726 Don't get me wrong, the bowling yoga class was great. I just don't think hot bowling yoga is for me. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2727 You’re right, we shouldn’t have bought all of this during lockdown 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
2728 We used to live in an alley with only one ball to our name--but weren’t we happy? 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
2729 We can't move here, place doesn't even have an alley. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
2730 Everyone’s doing it so I figure I’d hop on the bandwagon… 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2731 You're the pinball wizard? There's got to be a twist. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2732 I've changed my mind on the choice of weapons 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2733 I thought I was investing in a pub, "Pins & Balls." 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
2734 This is why we don’t have people over, they’ll all think we live in the gutter. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2735 Some keepsakes from my last place in the alley. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
2736 Getting to know them better" won't help your scores, you know 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
2737 I love this game but my neighbors downstairs aren't too crazy about it. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
2738 You've got some balls coming in here like that 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
2739 You said to make the apartment look striking 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
2740 This isn't what I meant when I said we could use a spare bedroom. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
2741 C'mon baby, can't you see we were made for each other? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2742 I miss living in a building with an alley. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2743 Yes, it's ten pins but you only need one ball. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2744 I got tired of playing pool, so, I thought I would try bowling...but it seems to be a lot different. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
2745 When management said they were replacing me with a machine, I took all of lane three and stormed out. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2746 There must be a pin-setter somewhere. 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
2747 I mostly play spares 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2748 I think they're part of a game, but I haven't figured it out yet. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2749 Sorry, I forgot how to bowl. (By Abraham Ford, Brooklyn, NY) 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2750 You say the pins and balls are on strike? 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
2751 You were right, bowling at home doesn't work. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2752 We really need a spare bedroom. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2753 The realtor said this place would be right up our alley. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2754 Would you like to swap? 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3