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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2022-03-20T21:58:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2022-04-03T22:06:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2022-03-28T22:06:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | April 4, 2022 |
Number of captions | 5922 |
Number of responses | 738467 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | His last words were "I hope this goes straight to her hips." | 1.8065 | 0.02023 | 1628 | 730 | 483 | 415 |
1 | You mate it. We plate it. | 1.7908 | 0.01443 | 3241 | 1503 | 913 | 825 |
2 | I believe you're familiar with tonight’s entrée. | 1.7863 | 0.01349 | 3206 | 1350 | 1191 | 665 |
3 | Well someone got lucky last night.” | 1.7686 | 0.01521 | 2761 | 1275 | 850 | 636 |
4 | I take it the Honeymoon is over? | 1.7671 | 0.01747 | 1958 | 866 | 682 | 410 |
5 | Your husband is ready for dinner. | 1.7619 | 0.01712 | 2058 | 924 | 700 | 434 |
6 | Perfect! It's exactly what I was praying for. | 1.7566 | 0.01595 | 2465 | 1146 | 773 | 546 |
7 | If you can't eat with the one you love, eat the one you're with. | 1.7522 | 0.01282 | 3971 | 1910 | 1135 | 926 |
8 | Clearly, madam ... you have good taste in men. | 1.7487 | 0.01730 | 1986 | 902 | 681 | 403 |
9 | Shall I serve your husband first, madame? | 1.7461 | 0.01314 | 3615 | 1706 | 1123 | 786 |
10 | I assume your husband will not be joining you. | 1.7347 | 0.01564 | 2567 | 1236 | 776 | 555 |
11 | I'm glad you ordered ahead. | 1.7289 | 0.02507 | 937 | 437 | 317 | 183 |
12 | I believe you are familiar with the special. | 1.7284 | 0.01280 | 3534 | 1634 | 1226 | 674 |
13 | From the makers of “A Bug’s Life” comes the sequel “Eat Prey, Love” | 1.7262 | 0.01775 | 2009 | 986 | 587 | 436 |
14 | It’s our honeymoon special. | 1.7195 | 0.01740 | 1936 | 915 | 649 | 372 |
15 | Yes madame, I am the head waiter. | 1.7186 | 0.01579 | 2370 | 1127 | 783 | 460 |
16 | Will Madame be dating anyone for dessert this evening? | 1.7179 | 0.02745 | 780 | 370 | 260 | 150 |
17 | Of course, I miss him, but a woman has to eat. | 1.7173 | 0.01623 | 2246 | 1071 | 739 | 436 |
18 | It is an honor to serve your husband | 1.7160 | 0.01882 | 1623 | 762 | 560 | 301 |
19 | Dinner is severed. | 1.7046 | 0.02136 | 1300 | 634 | 416 | 250 |
20 | Blind date went well, I see. | 1.7042 | 0.01847 | 1734 | 845 | 557 | 332 |
21 | Shall I pack the rest of your date in a to-go box? | 1.7017 | 0.01654 | 2119 | 1024 | 703 | 392 |
22 | Can I get you anyone else? | 1.6989 | 0.01418 | 2856 | 1379 | 958 | 519 |
23 | Revenge is served cold, madame. Post-coital decapitation is served with potatoes. | 1.6947 | 0.01391 | 3243 | 1663 | 907 | 673 |
24 | Lovingly prepared by our head chef. | 1.6939 | 0.01433 | 2842 | 1397 | 918 | 527 |
25 | I see your husband is joining you for dinner." | 1.6912 | 0.02328 | 1085 | 538 | 344 | 203 |
26 | He would've wanted a nice service like this. | 1.6883 | 0.01574 | 2316 | 1138 | 762 | 416 |
27 | Sometimes I can't help feeling all my relationships end the same way. | 1.6858 | 0.01901 | 1550 | 754 | 529 | 267 |
28 | My compliments to the head chef. | 1.6817 | 0.01573 | 2391 | 1209 | 734 | 448 |
29 | From our head chef. | 1.6811 | 0.01520 | 2443 | 1203 | 816 | 424 |
30 | I guess you get what you pray for. | 1.6798 | 0.02070 | 1290 | 629 | 445 | 216 |
31 | I do have great taste in men! | 1.6791 | 0.01806 | 1714 | 842 | 580 | 292 |
32 | Can I get you anyone else, madam? | 1.6774 | 0.01545 | 2350 | 1160 | 788 | 402 |
33 | I pray your latest husband will be to your taste. | 1.6755 | 0.01604 | 2157 | 1062 | 733 | 362 |
34 | The better half of your better half, Madame. | 1.6749 | 0.01684 | 2030 | 1021 | 648 | 361 |
35 | Will there be anyone else? | 1.6725 | 0.01618 | 2119 | 1048 | 717 | 354 |
36 | I asked to see the Headwaiter, not the head, waiter. | 1.6715 | 0.01852 | 1711 | 875 | 523 | 313 |
37 | The chef sends his compliments and asks if we may expect to see you again next mating season. | 1.6695 | 0.02295 | 1059 | 528 | 353 | 178 |
38 | I hope he tastes as good as he...well, you know | 1.6612 | 0.02097 | 1272 | 644 | 415 | 213 |
39 | The perfect choice for the femme fatale. | 1.6585 | 0.01716 | 2237 | 1249 | 503 | 485 |
40 | Uh, the website said, “order ahead”! | 1.6579 | 0.01889 | 1561 | 793 | 509 | 259 |
41 | I must admit, this is quite the courtship display. | 1.6518 | 0.01822 | 2056 | 1184 | 404 | 468 |
42 | And for Madame, Croak Monsieur. | 1.6486 | 0.01812 | 1932 | 1071 | 469 | 392 |
43 | I've never seen my husband so steamed! | 1.6439 | 0.01982 | 1477 | 785 | 433 | 259 |
44 | They say it’s to die for | 1.6413 | 0.01998 | 1391 | 725 | 440 | 226 |
45 | I have to say, other couples usually go to dinner first. | 1.6409 | 0.02452 | 944 | 498 | 287 | 159 |
46 | The first course after intercourse. | 1.6348 | 0.01966 | 1539 | 841 | 419 | 279 |
47 | He died happy... but you already knew that. | 1.6336 | 0.01910 | 1632 | 894 | 442 | 296 |
48 | Prey, Love, Eat | 1.6317 | 0.02170 | 1401 | 815 | 287 | 299 |
49 | Monsieur, Madame. | 1.6310 | 0.02045 | 1469 | 822 | 367 | 280 |
50 | It’s from the gentleman at the bar. | 1.6306 | 0.02133 | 1416 | 814 | 311 | 291 |
51 | I aways told him he was good enough to eat." | 1.6253 | 0.02093 | 1305 | 709 | 376 | 220 |
52 | Just what you preyed for. | 1.6228 | 0.02144 | 1291 | 718 | 342 | 231 |
53 | I trust this will satisfy Madam...again. | 1.6192 | 0.02594 | 738 | 377 | 265 | 96 |
54 | Yes... That's him. Thank you! | 1.6182 | 0.02138 | 1265 | 699 | 350 | 216 |
55 | He's still hot. | 1.6177 | 0.02128 | 1313 | 737 | 341 | 235 |
56 | I trust your date was a success, madam. | 1.6165 | 0.02816 | 644 | 335 | 221 | 88 |
57 | Per your request, your husband is joining you as dinner. | 1.6128 | 0.02115 | 1250 | 685 | 364 | 201 |
58 | The entree is to die for. | 1.6118 | 0.02241 | 1136 | 630 | 317 | 189 |
59 | From the gentleman at the next table. | 1.6113 | 0.02303 | 1132 | 645 | 282 | 205 |
60 | Mr and Mrs Mantis celebrate the consummation of their marriage at the Four Seasons. | 1.6108 | 0.02846 | 668 | 361 | 206 | 101 |
61 | You’re husband has arrived for dinner. | 1.6085 | 0.02251 | 1111 | 615 | 316 | 180 |
62 | ...and he already picked up the check. | 1.6056 | 0.03118 | 535 | 286 | 174 | 75 |
63 | He said to tell you it was worth it. | 1.6055 | 0.02402 | 1024 | 584 | 260 | 180 |
64 | Yes, I'm the head waiter. | 1.6033 | 0.02458 | 983 | 564 | 245 | 174 |
65 | The best part of date night! | 1.6032 | 0.02419 | 945 | 523 | 274 | 148 |
66 | I assume madam will be dining alone this evening? | 1.6002 | 0.02352 | 1033 | 584 | 278 | 171 |
67 | This is an entrée you may recognize. | 1.6000 | 0.02326 | 935 | 498 | 313 | 124 |
68 | It's always nice to see a familiar face at dinner. | 1.5983 | 0.02377 | 951 | 523 | 287 | 141 |
69 | Yes! The perfect third date - sex, then dinner. | 1.5983 | 0.02495 | 936 | 536 | 240 | 160 |
70 | Would madam love to have anyone else for dinner? | 1.5968 | 0.02605 | 744 | 398 | 248 | 98 |
71 | The Monsieur,Madame. | 1.5949 | 0.02455 | 943 | 536 | 253 | 154 |
72 | Enjoy your dinner date. | 1.5926 | 0.02600 | 950 | 577 | 183 | 190 |
73 | OMG, I asked for his BREAD | 1.5903 | 0.02624 | 842 | 487 | 213 | 142 |
74 | Eat, pray, love... not necessarily in that order, mind you. | 1.5881 | 0.02614 | 840 | 485 | 216 | 139 |
75 | And will the rest of your husband be joining you? | 1.5880 | 0.02552 | 886 | 513 | 225 | 148 |
76 | He would have fallen asleep afterwards anyways... | 1.5867 | 0.02547 | 859 | 490 | 234 | 135 |
77 | You'll have to take it back. That's not my husband. | 1.5864 | 0.02617 | 839 | 486 | 214 | 139 |
78 | I assume Madame will be dining alone this evening . . . | 1.5861 | 0.02569 | 836 | 475 | 232 | 129 |
79 | My husband is finally on time for dinner. | 1.5858 | 0.02584 | 857 | 496 | 220 | 141 |
80 | I hope he’s a better appetizer than he was a lover. | 1.5855 | 0.02516 | 854 | 484 | 243 | 127 |
81 | He will be even better tonight than he was last night. | 1.5839 | 0.02637 | 781 | 442 | 222 | 117 |
82 | The usual, for madame. | 1.5798 | 0.02739 | 714 | 404 | 206 | 104 |
83 | And you must be the head waiter! | 1.5797 | 0.02649 | 816 | 477 | 205 | 134 |
84 | Just wanted to give you a “heads up” on the special tonight. | 1.5790 | 0.02712 | 696 | 386 | 217 | 93 |
85 | Your husband decided to join you for dinner after all | 1.5761 | 0.02684 | 736 | 417 | 214 | 105 |
86 | Ma'am, it is my pleasure to present the honeymoon special. | 1.5746 | 0.02718 | 764 | 447 | 195 | 122 |
87 | I see that madam will be dining alone this evening. | 1.5744 | 0.02734 | 719 | 411 | 203 | 105 |
88 | He wasn’t much in bed, but he did have a good head on his shoulders. | 1.5739 | 0.02800 | 690 | 396 | 192 | 102 |
89 | Please tell me that's who I think it is. | 1.5734 | 0.02780 | 654 | 364 | 205 | 85 |
90 | Chef hopes that you didn’t bite off more than you can chew. | 1.5721 | 0.02816 | 673 | 385 | 191 | 97 |
91 | Will the lady be expecting anyone else? | 1.5716 | 0.02766 | 684 | 388 | 201 | 95 |
92 | I suggest you leave a bigger tip than he did. | 1.5712 | 0.02871 | 632 | 358 | 187 | 87 |
93 | You only get to enjoy dinner with your husband once in a lifetime. | 1.5710 | 0.02816 | 697 | 406 | 184 | 107 |
94 | I remind you that a small decapitation fee is applied when a guest brings and devours their own mate. | 1.5692 | 0.02739 | 708 | 406 | 201 | 101 |
95 | He was lucky to have you, Madam. | 1.5691 | 0.02758 | 687 | 391 | 201 | 95 |
96 | Bon appetit and my condolences for the loss of your husband. | 1.5664 | 0.02745 | 655 | 365 | 209 | 81 |
97 | Voila, the head of the family. | 1.5663 | 0.02950 | 664 | 398 | 156 | 110 |
98 | Can I bring you anyone else? | 1.5633 | 0.02865 | 664 | 389 | 176 | 99 |
99 | Enjoy monsier, madame. | 1.5624 | 0.02901 | 665 | 395 | 166 | 104 |
100 | He did mention it was the best sex of his life. | 1.5613 | 0.02875 | 702 | 425 | 160 | 117 |
101 | I sure hope I haven’t bitten off more than I can chew! | 1.5604 | 0.02887 | 621 | 357 | 180 | 84 |
102 | It's strange, and confusing, but I actually wish he could have joined me tonight. | 1.5595 | 0.03112 | 513 | 290 | 159 | 64 |
103 | Ahh, he's still smiling. | 1.5591 | 0.02852 | 626 | 358 | 186 | 82 |
104 | Your dinner is severed. | 1.5556 | 0.03047 | 567 | 331 | 157 | 79 |
105 | Yes! What I was preying for. | 1.5548 | 0.02977 | 602 | 354 | 162 | 86 |
106 | I trust you will continue to enjoy date night. | 1.5482 | 0.02778 | 622 | 353 | 197 | 72 |
107 | This is our favored after course, following the salad course and the intercourse. | 1.5474 | 0.05036 | 190 | 108 | 60 | 22 |
108 | I hope you're enjoying your honeymoon. | 1.5469 | 0.03223 | 501 | 295 | 138 | 68 |
109 | Perfect: prey, love, eat. | 1.5468 | 0.03132 | 598 | 372 | 125 | 101 |
110 | Revenge served warm, Madame." | 1.5456 | 0.02889 | 614 | 360 | 173 | 81 |
111 | The thorax at the bar sent this over... | 1.5440 | 0.03317 | 511 | 313 | 118 | 80 |
112 | His last words -- "Tell her, from my perspective, it wasn't worth it. | 1.5438 | 0.03340 | 445 | 258 | 132 | 55 |
113 | Ah yes, that's him. | 1.5438 | 0.03579 | 377 | 216 | 117 | 44 |
114 | I take it you'll no longer be needing separate checks. | 1.5426 | 0.03258 | 516 | 313 | 126 | 77 |
115 | check and mate... | 1.5416 | 0.03196 | 541 | 330 | 129 | 82 |
116 | So, this makes you the "head" waiter? | 1.5413 | 0.03053 | 508 | 290 | 161 | 57 |
117 | Madame, presenting our Pray, Love, Eat special. | 1.5412 | 0.03195 | 534 | 324 | 131 | 79 |
118 | This calls for a wine with more body. | 1.5404 | 0.03224 | 544 | 336 | 122 | 86 |
119 | Ahh, Pierre, I always get hungry after sex! | 1.5403 | 0.03311 | 496 | 301 | 122 | 73 |
120 | I guess you are what you eat. | 1.5398 | 0.03122 | 515 | 302 | 148 | 65 |
121 | Husband of the day on a bed of arugula, madam. | 1.5393 | 0.02976 | 573 | 338 | 161 | 74 |
122 | I had my fill of him last night. | 1.5392 | 0.03355 | 497 | 306 | 114 | 77 |
123 | Such a pleasure to be served by the head waiter! | 1.5389 | 0.03160 | 488 | 283 | 147 | 58 |
124 | Oh, that’s Bert: he was so tender. | 1.5381 | 0.03489 | 407 | 238 | 119 | 50 |
125 | His last words were..”Oh God yes!” | 1.5380 | 0.03267 | 526 | 325 | 119 | 82 |
126 | Pardon, madame, nature dictates that I serve your husband first. | 1.5379 | 0.03241 | 515 | 313 | 127 | 75 |
127 | You know, I used to just have a cigarette afterward. | 1.5375 | 0.03040 | 560 | 339 | 144 | 77 |
128 | Madam, we are pleased that you brought your husband to eat here. | 1.5366 | 0.03206 | 505 | 302 | 135 | 68 |
129 | This is so much more civilized than just biting it off. | 1.5360 | 0.03295 | 472 | 281 | 129 | 62 |
130 | Some like to cuddle, I like to nosh | 1.5337 | 0.03383 | 416 | 241 | 128 | 47 |
131 | Love Eat Pray | 1.5336 | 0.03380 | 506 | 319 | 104 | 83 |
132 | I ordered the tete de veau, not the tete de beau. | 1.5327 | 0.03394 | 428 | 252 | 124 | 52 |
133 | Ah, the perfect end to a wonderful first date. | 1.5320 | 0.03371 | 485 | 300 | 112 | 73 |
134 | Compliments of the gentlemantis at table 3.” | 1.5320 | 0.03358 | 532 | 342 | 97 | 93 |
135 | Happy Valentines Day,Madame,and thank you for ordering ahead. | 1.5317 | 0.03144 | 521 | 313 | 139 | 69 |
136 | Courtesy of the gentleman who was at the bar. | 1.5315 | 0.03276 | 508 | 313 | 120 | 75 |
137 | He was a great lover. Head and shoulders above the rest. | 1.5304 | 0.03274 | 494 | 301 | 124 | 69 |
138 | Our "Romantic Dinner Special" for one. | 1.5300 | 0.03115 | 517 | 308 | 144 | 65 |
139 | Here we serve the gentleman first. | 1.5300 | 0.03209 | 534 | 331 | 123 | 80 |
140 | Ma'am, your husband is ready for dinner. | 1.5296 | 0.03287 | 506 | 313 | 118 | 75 |
141 | Et voilà, ze 'oneymoon special! | 1.5280 | 0.03433 | 483 | 305 | 101 | 77 |
142 | An extra special evening - sex and a meal with no commitment! | 1.5268 | 0.03557 | 410 | 249 | 106 | 55 |
143 | I told him it would be a tête-à-tête | 1.5255 | 0.03356 | 432 | 256 | 125 | 51 |
144 | Mate. Check? | 1.5237 | 0.03371 | 443 | 267 | 120 | 56 |
145 | Madame, for a pairing I suggest something full-bodied but not heady. | 1.5231 | 0.03409 | 476 | 299 | 105 | 72 |
146 | I love a one night stand that ends with dinner. | 1.5220 | 0.03737 | 387 | 241 | 90 | 56 |
147 | He told me to tell you the sex was great. | 1.5219 | 0.03444 | 479 | 305 | 98 | 76 |
148 | Et voila... le Croque Monsieur. | 1.5218 | 0.03310 | 504 | 317 | 111 | 76 |
149 | Bon appetit, and our condolences on your recent widowhood. | 1.5201 | 0.03252 | 448 | 268 | 129 | 51 |
150 | Would madame care for a cigarette, too? | 1.5197 | 0.03360 | 458 | 281 | 116 | 61 |
151 | Prepared by the head chef. | 1.5196 | 0.03704 | 408 | 259 | 86 | 63 |
152 | Madam will be dining alone, I assume? | 1.5181 | 0.03475 | 469 | 300 | 95 | 74 |
153 | Yum, the honeymoon’s over. | 1.5181 | 0.03355 | 469 | 291 | 113 | 65 |
154 | He could've just sent over a drink. | 1.5177 | 0.03365 | 452 | 279 | 113 | 60 |
155 | Please enjoy dinner with your husband. | 1.5177 | 0.03331 | 481 | 300 | 113 | 68 |
156 | An excellent choice madame...and he took care of the bill for you. | 1.5171 | 0.03388 | 468 | 293 | 108 | 67 |
157 | Is there anyone else I can bring you? | 1.5168 | 0.03461 | 476 | 306 | 94 | 76 |
158 | Yes, you get to enjoy him twice. | 1.5165 | 0.03679 | 395 | 247 | 92 | 56 |
159 | We saved you the trouble. | 1.5155 | 0.03277 | 452 | 272 | 127 | 53 |
160 | I warned him that I would have his head on a platter. | 1.5147 | 0.03512 | 373 | 220 | 114 | 39 |
161 | That's not Leonard. | 1.5144 | 0.03585 | 416 | 261 | 96 | 59 |
162 | I see your mate is joining you for dinner | 1.5143 | 0.03429 | 420 | 255 | 114 | 51 |
163 | Compliments of the chef, madam. She says you have excellent taste in men. | 1.5130 | 0.03411 | 423 | 257 | 115 | 51 |
164 | I guess it's true what they say, you are what you eat. | 1.5128 | 0.03496 | 390 | 234 | 112 | 44 |
165 | He said he'd just as soon skip the foreplay. | 1.5109 | 0.03586 | 411 | 258 | 96 | 57 |
166 | They don't call me the head waiter for nothing. | 1.5104 | 0.03656 | 431 | 281 | 80 | 70 |
167 | Make him FEEL special, then make him THE special. Well played Madame. | 1.5099 | 0.03670 | 406 | 259 | 87 | 60 |
168 | Your Valentine's Day usual, Madam. | 1.5086 | 0.03515 | 409 | 253 | 104 | 52 |
169 | Compliments of the gentleman previously standing at the bar. | 1.5083 | 0.03585 | 421 | 268 | 92 | 61 |
170 | Yes he's fresh. You just had sex with him in the bathroom. | 1.5079 | 0.03809 | 380 | 244 | 79 | 57 |
171 | And for Madame,we have Monsieur. | 1.5079 | 0.03661 | 380 | 236 | 95 | 49 |
172 | Kenny wasn’t the first man-tis to lose his head over a pretty woman. | 1.5070 | 0.03377 | 426 | 260 | 116 | 50 |
173 | Guess it's pretty obvious why I'm always dining alone. | 1.5065 | 0.03699 | 385 | 243 | 89 | 53 |
174 | This is courtesy of, and is, the gentleman from the bar." | 1.5056 | 0.03810 | 358 | 225 | 85 | 48 |
175 | That’s not him. | 1.5053 | 0.03788 | 378 | 242 | 81 | 55 |
176 | He still has a smile on his face madam. | 1.5051 | 0.03644 | 390 | 245 | 93 | 52 |
177 | May I recommend a fresh red with a bitter finish? | 1.5040 | 0.03683 | 377 | 236 | 92 | 49 |
178 | Let me guess--you were the one who broke things off? | 1.5028 | 0.03858 | 362 | 232 | 78 | 52 |
179 | Yes, I was just promoted to head waiter. | 1.5027 | 0.03671 | 376 | 235 | 93 | 48 |
180 | He said it was good for him, and good luck with the kids. | 1.5013 | 0.03619 | 391 | 246 | 94 | 51 |
181 | Your husband has arrived. | 1.5000 | 0.03852 | 340 | 213 | 84 | 43 |
182 | Your Croaked Monsieur, Ma'am. | 1.5000 | 0.03829 | 368 | 237 | 78 | 53 |
183 | I understand Monsieur will not be joining you. | 1.4987 | 0.03634 | 399 | 255 | 89 | 55 |
184 | Your post-coital snack, madam. | 1.4986 | 0.03692 | 357 | 221 | 94 | 42 |
185 | For me, the first stage of grief is hunger. | 1.4985 | 0.04045 | 331 | 214 | 69 | 48 |
186 | I'm happy to see your husband is joining us for dinner" | 1.4975 | 0.03468 | 400 | 247 | 107 | 46 |
187 | And you're sure he's the one? | 1.4971 | 0.03829 | 348 | 220 | 83 | 45 |
188 | Will you be needing a body… sorry… a doggy bag for the rest of him? | 1.4970 | 0.03823 | 338 | 211 | 86 | 41 |
189 | Actually, revenge is a dish best served with kale and croutons. | 1.4969 | 0.04081 | 320 | 206 | 69 | 45 |
190 | It was his last request Madam! | 1.4960 | 0.03451 | 373 | 224 | 113 | 36 |
191 | Your mate, madam, well-done. | 1.4959 | 0.03688 | 363 | 229 | 89 | 45 |
192 | Let us prey. | 1.4958 | 0.03641 | 361 | 223 | 97 | 41 |
193 | I remember his last last words "over my dead body" | 1.4958 | 0.03724 | 361 | 227 | 89 | 45 |
194 | The chef sends his condolences | 1.4958 | 0.03562 | 357 | 218 | 102 | 37 |
195 | It appears that revenge is a dish best served warm. | 1.4955 | 0.03802 | 335 | 208 | 88 | 39 |
196 | The chef informed me you're having your husband for dinner. | 1.4952 | 0.03599 | 414 | 268 | 87 | 59 |
197 | Would you like a body bag to take the rest home? | 1.4944 | 0.03850 | 358 | 231 | 77 | 50 |
198 | I take it you’ll be dining alone? | 1.4941 | 0.03691 | 340 | 208 | 96 | 36 |
199 | I've always been a "mate and potatoes" gal at heart | 1.4915 | 0.03904 | 354 | 231 | 72 | 51 |
200 | I assume madame will be dining alone? | 1.4914 | 0.03854 | 350 | 225 | 78 | 47 |
201 | May I say you have an excellent taste in men, Madame. | 1.4894 | 0.03877 | 329 | 208 | 81 | 40 |
202 | Prepared by the head chef himself. | 1.4891 | 0.03506 | 413 | 264 | 96 | 53 |
203 | It’s a special blend of Herb and spices. | 1.4873 | 0.04014 | 353 | 237 | 60 | 56 |
204 | Your après coitus, madam? | 1.4869 | 0.03620 | 343 | 210 | 99 | 34 |
205 | Shall I assume Madam is dining alone tonight? | 1.4855 | 0.03734 | 346 | 218 | 88 | 40 |
206 | You ordered the mate plate? | 1.4829 | 0.04043 | 292 | 184 | 75 | 33 |
207 | He didn't look this good when I was dating him! | 1.4826 | 0.03885 | 317 | 200 | 81 | 36 |
208 | The gentleman who was seated in the back sent this with his thanks for an evening he will remember as long as he lived. | 1.4819 | 0.04709 | 193 | 117 | 59 | 17 |
209 | Would you like decap coffee with dessert? | 1.4818 | 0.03907 | 303 | 189 | 82 | 32 |
210 | Your husband I presume. | 1.4817 | 0.03909 | 328 | 211 | 76 | 41 |
211 | I believe you’ve met. | 1.4815 | 0.05449 | 135 | 80 | 45 | 10 |
212 | I suppose Madam is dining alone tonight? | 1.4812 | 0.03933 | 320 | 205 | 76 | 39 |
213 | Oh,not lover and onions again! | 1.4812 | 0.04147 | 293 | 189 | 67 | 37 |
214 | I hope it was good for Madam. | 1.4808 | 0.03790 | 339 | 216 | 83 | 40 |
215 | Rumor has it, you're now eating for two. | 1.4806 | 0.03732 | 310 | 189 | 93 | 28 |
216 | Uh… I ordered the steamed aphids. And in any case, that’s not my husband. | 1.4805 | 0.03832 | 308 | 193 | 83 | 32 |
217 | Madame, revenge is a dish best served warm. | 1.4804 | 0.03890 | 358 | 238 | 68 | 52 |
218 | Ah, I see your husband will be joining you for dinner, after all. | 1.4804 | 0.03975 | 331 | 217 | 69 | 45 |
219 | The remainder of your party has arrived, Madam. | 1.4795 | 0.03753 | 365 | 238 | 79 | 48 |
220 | Oh, no! I had that for lunch. | 1.4789 | 0.03894 | 355 | 236 | 68 | 51 |
221 | Shall I assume you two hit it off? | 1.4785 | 0.03878 | 326 | 209 | 78 | 39 |
222 | Ah, the Blue Mate special! | 1.4778 | 0.04003 | 293 | 185 | 76 | 32 |
223 | Well Madame, it seems your husband was able to make it for dinner after all. | 1.4766 | 0.04093 | 321 | 214 | 61 | 46 |
224 | You must be the head waiter. | 1.4766 | 0.03877 | 342 | 224 | 73 | 45 |
225 | I believe madame will remember her escort from last night? | 1.4763 | 0.03798 | 338 | 217 | 81 | 40 |
226 | His head on a platter, as you requested. | 1.4757 | 0.03733 | 370 | 243 | 78 | 49 |
227 | Madame, your afterglow, just the way you like it. | 1.4757 | 0.04449 | 267 | 177 | 53 | 37 |
228 | Would you like flies with that? | 1.4756 | 0.04160 | 307 | 204 | 60 | 43 |
229 | Did you want flies with that? | 1.4756 | 0.04134 | 307 | 203 | 62 | 42 |
230 | He told me to tell you it was worth it. | 1.4756 | 0.04003 | 307 | 198 | 72 | 37 |
231 | Perfect! My compliments to the head chef. | 1.4755 | 0.04223 | 286 | 187 | 62 | 37 |
232 | The sex was great, but this is what I was really was looking forward to! | 1.4748 | 0.04074 | 318 | 211 | 63 | 44 |
233 | I'm always hungry after sex. | 1.4747 | 0.04044 | 316 | 208 | 66 | 42 |
234 | Madame. Monsieur. | 1.4737 | 0.04291 | 285 | 189 | 57 | 39 |
235 | The other member of your party has arrived. | 1.4734 | 0.03680 | 338 | 213 | 90 | 35 |
236 | Oh my God! I'm just like my mother!! | 1.4731 | 0.04271 | 260 | 166 | 65 | 29 |
237 | An amuse bouche from our head chef. | 1.4731 | 0.03970 | 334 | 222 | 66 | 46 |
238 | Compliments of your divorce attorney." | 1.4727 | 0.03842 | 330 | 213 | 78 | 39 |
239 | Dear Henry would be so pleased with the presentation. | 1.4723 | 0.03641 | 307 | 186 | 97 | 24 |
240 | That's Harriet's ex. If she didn't want it, why would I? | 1.4716 | 0.04177 | 282 | 183 | 65 | 34 |
241 | Don’t you just love first dates? | 1.4691 | 0.04129 | 275 | 176 | 69 | 30 |
242 | Second date, I presume? | 1.4690 | 0.04177 | 290 | 191 | 62 | 37 |
243 | After that roll in the hay, I'm famished! | 1.4686 | 0.03898 | 318 | 206 | 75 | 37 |
244 | After the ruckus at the other table, you did say “I’ll have what she’s having.” | 1.4682 | 0.03998 | 299 | 193 | 72 | 34 |
245 | Another eHarmony match ends successfully! | 1.4678 | 0.04067 | 295 | 192 | 68 | 35 |
246 | Your husband has arrived for dinner madam. | 1.4678 | 0.04010 | 295 | 190 | 72 | 33 |
247 | Compliments of the gentleman at the next table. | 1.4673 | 0.03958 | 306 | 198 | 73 | 35 |
248 | I trust the sex was to your satisfaction madam. | 1.4671 | 0.04159 | 289 | 190 | 63 | 36 |
249 | Gosh, perfectly executed. | 1.4669 | 0.04030 | 272 | 171 | 75 | 26 |
250 | The gentleman at the bar is dying to meet you. | 1.4661 | 0.04489 | 251 | 166 | 53 | 32 |
251 | Monsieur, is ready for you now. | 1.4646 | 0.03784 | 297 | 185 | 86 | 26 |
252 | I ordered wings. | 1.4638 | 0.03976 | 304 | 198 | 71 | 35 |
253 | Condolences on your loss, Madam, but bon appetit. | 1.4638 | 0.03505 | 345 | 215 | 100 | 30 |
254 | Freshly mated, of course. | 1.4613 | 0.04031 | 284 | 183 | 71 | 30 |
255 | That looks just like my first husband. | 1.4613 | 0.04395 | 271 | 183 | 51 | 37 |
256 | Bon appétit! from your head waiter. | 1.4610 | 0.04113 | 282 | 184 | 66 | 32 |
257 | Madam, your husband du jour. | 1.4608 | 0.03873 | 306 | 197 | 77 | 32 |
258 | You've got male | 1.4593 | 0.04215 | 270 | 177 | 62 | 31 |
259 | Cooked as you wished, although revenge is usually a dish best served cold. | 1.4591 | 0.04245 | 281 | 188 | 57 | 36 |
260 | Your husband is quite the dish. | 1.4589 | 0.04037 | 292 | 191 | 68 | 33 |
261 | You said you wanted his head on a platter, we added the potatoes.” | 1.4589 | 0.03914 | 316 | 208 | 71 | 37 |
262 | He once was a true love of mine | 1.4583 | 0.04724 | 216 | 142 | 49 | 25 |
263 | Let’s hope he’s better as an entrée than a husband | 1.4581 | 0.03917 | 310 | 203 | 72 | 35 |
264 | Excellent choice, ordering ahead. | 1.4578 | 0.04042 | 308 | 206 | 63 | 39 |
265 | He asked me to thank you for last night. | 1.4564 | 0.04059 | 287 | 188 | 67 | 32 |
266 | Your lover and onions, well done | 1.4553 | 0.04406 | 257 | 172 | 53 | 32 |
267 | Mate on a Plate with shallots. | 1.4552 | 0.03907 | 290 | 186 | 76 | 28 |
268 | Congratulations. I hear you're expecting. | 1.4549 | 0.04294 | 266 | 177 | 57 | 32 |
269 | I see your husband will be joining you after all | 1.4549 | 0.04261 | 266 | 176 | 59 | 31 |
270 | Ahhh,…. Dinner for two minus one. | 1.4545 | 0.04027 | 275 | 177 | 71 | 27 |
271 | Yes,the Croak Monsieur is mine. | 1.4542 | 0.04304 | 251 | 164 | 60 | 27 |
272 | Your partner has arrived. | 1.4538 | 0.04086 | 260 | 166 | 70 | 24 |
273 | It was supposed to be foreplay, but I got carried away. | 1.4538 | 0.04554 | 238 | 159 | 50 | 29 |
274 | Are you the head waiter | 1.4505 | 0.04625 | 222 | 147 | 50 | 25 |
275 | It’s perfect. This wine doesn’t have a lot of body, either. | 1.4505 | 0.05828 | 111 | 68 | 36 | 7 |
276 | That's serving him right. | 1.4504 | 0.04307 | 262 | 175 | 56 | 31 |
277 | He died doing what he loved. | 1.4496 | 0.04394 | 238 | 156 | 57 | 25 |
278 | Chef made an exception to bring-your-own but asks that I tell you, only this once. | 1.4493 | 0.03906 | 296 | 193 | 73 | 30 |
279 | As you ordered, Madame. Your mate on a plate. | 1.4493 | 0.03981 | 276 | 178 | 72 | 26 |
280 | Yes, Ma'am ... I'm the head waiter. | 1.4492 | 0.03903 | 325 | 219 | 66 | 40 |
281 | The moment you realize your French is not as good as you thought. | 1.4491 | 0.04046 | 285 | 188 | 66 | 31 |
282 | I actually asked for his bread on a plate. | 1.4487 | 0.04328 | 263 | 177 | 54 | 32 |
283 | I take it your third date went exceedingly well, ma'am | 1.4479 | 0.04479 | 259 | 178 | 46 | 35 |
284 | I hope it's as good as the sex. | 1.4472 | 0.04863 | 199 | 132 | 45 | 22 |
285 | As you requested, his head on a platter. | 1.4461 | 0.04254 | 269 | 181 | 56 | 32 |
286 | Madame, the sous-chef sends his condolences and the head chef sends his congratulations. | 1.4456 | 0.04282 | 285 | 197 | 49 | 39 |
287 | So my date did show up." | 1.4449 | 0.04141 | 245 | 157 | 67 | 21 |
288 | Here's your order. Husband Du Jour. | 1.4444 | 0.04165 | 243 | 156 | 66 | 21 |
289 | Who doesn't love date night?! | 1.4444 | 0.04363 | 234 | 153 | 58 | 23 |
290 | Looks like you've worked up an appetite. | 1.4439 | 0.04603 | 205 | 133 | 53 | 19 |
291 | Your entree, Madam - 'Bitter Divorce with scalloped potatoes' | 1.4435 | 0.04374 | 248 | 166 | 54 | 28 |
292 | Love rears its ugly head. | 1.4431 | 0.04286 | 246 | 162 | 59 | 25 |
293 | The honeymoon special. | 1.4430 | 0.04484 | 237 | 159 | 51 | 27 |
294 | As handsome as the day we married. | 1.4426 | 0.04389 | 244 | 163 | 54 | 27 |
295 | Thanks for ordering ahead, Ms. Mantis. | 1.4423 | 0.04705 | 208 | 138 | 48 | 22 |
296 | Your mate, I mean plate, is served. | 1.4423 | 0.04224 | 260 | 173 | 59 | 28 |
297 | From the chef, Madame. He's sorry it didn't work out. | 1.4418 | 0.04131 | 249 | 161 | 66 | 22 |
298 | Once again I have to pick up the check. | 1.4416 | 0.04130 | 274 | 183 | 61 | 30 |
299 | Yes,it IS big,but then you’re eating for ten thousand. | 1.4416 | 0.04272 | 231 | 149 | 62 | 20 |
300 | Compliments of the head waiter. | 1.4412 | 0.04249 | 272 | 185 | 54 | 33 |
301 | If you didn’t think he was a tender lover, the chef thinks you’ll be delighted with this | 1.4408 | 0.04219 | 245 | 160 | 62 | 23 |
302 | Oh good! Something familiar | 1.4405 | 0.03978 | 252 | 160 | 73 | 19 |
303 | Apparently you did not bite off more than you could chew. | 1.4402 | 0.04127 | 259 | 170 | 64 | 25 |
304 | Would you like any flies with that? | 1.4400 | 0.04893 | 200 | 135 | 42 | 23 |
305 | From farm to table. | 1.4395 | 0.04259 | 248 | 164 | 59 | 25 |
306 | He looks even more ravishing cooked | 1.4395 | 0.04470 | 223 | 147 | 54 | 22 |
307 | He didn't have a prayer. | 1.4391 | 0.04583 | 230 | 156 | 47 | 27 |
308 | The Chef hopes you enjoy your dinner and sends his best wishes on your growing family. | 1.4385 | 0.04230 | 244 | 160 | 61 | 23 |
309 | Today’s special is: Your ex, served medium-well, drenched in a port wine reduction sauce in a bed of his own making. | 1.4385 | 0.04463 | 244 | 166 | 49 | 29 |
310 | You are what you eat. | 1.4381 | 0.04620 | 210 | 139 | 50 | 21 |
311 | If you like we can put the rest in a take home carton. | 1.4380 | 0.04281 | 258 | 174 | 55 | 29 |
312 | Would you believe it...this is where we had our first date. | 1.4378 | 0.04358 | 249 | 168 | 53 | 28 |
313 | Madame, your locally-sourced Tête de Beau. Bon appétit! | 1.4369 | 0.04250 | 222 | 142 | 63 | 17 |
314 | Prayer answered, Madame: Your husband has arrived for dinner. | 1.4367 | 0.04095 | 245 | 158 | 67 | 20 |
315 | It is locally sourced in this neighborhood, madame. | 1.4364 | 0.04074 | 236 | 153 | 65 | 18 |
316 | You killed him, we grilled him! | 1.4360 | 0.04652 | 211 | 141 | 48 | 22 |
317 | Should I run his card for the bill? | 1.4353 | 0.04423 | 255 | 176 | 47 | 32 |
318 | It's our consummation dinner. | 1.4348 | 0.04717 | 207 | 139 | 46 | 22 |
319 | I'll never forget our first, and only time. | 1.4337 | 0.04243 | 249 | 166 | 58 | 25 |
320 | Coming next, the most stunning finale ever on The Bachelorette... | 1.4332 | 0.04344 | 247 | 167 | 53 | 27 |
321 | Will madame require another mate for dessert? | 1.4330 | 0.04241 | 261 | 177 | 55 | 29 |
322 | I like to have my mate and eat him too. | 1.4327 | 0.04370 | 245 | 166 | 52 | 27 |
323 | No, no, this isn't what I ordered. We're supposed to mate first. | 1.4324 | 0.04300 | 259 | 177 | 52 | 30 |
324 | You idiot! That's my brother, not my husband! | 1.4311 | 0.04481 | 225 | 151 | 51 | 23 |
325 | My dating profile did say Man Eater. | 1.4310 | 0.04913 | 174 | 114 | 45 | 15 |
326 | Here is your Ladies Day special. | 1.4309 | 0.04468 | 246 | 170 | 46 | 30 |
327 | Sheesh, I can’t believe I slept with that guy | 1.4309 | 0.05063 | 188 | 129 | 37 | 22 |
328 | Compliments from the gentleman that was at the next table. | 1.4308 | 0.04078 | 253 | 166 | 65 | 22 |
329 | Compliments of your lawyer. | 1.4308 | 0.04229 | 253 | 170 | 57 | 26 |
330 | Presenting the Head of the Household, Madam. | 1.4305 | 0.04327 | 223 | 146 | 58 | 19 |
331 | So nice that your husband can join you | 1.4303 | 0.04343 | 244 | 165 | 53 | 26 |
332 | Having dinner with your husband? | 1.4303 | 0.04401 | 251 | 173 | 48 | 30 |
333 | Take it back. Revenge is a dish best served cold! | 1.4301 | 0.04145 | 272 | 185 | 57 | 30 |
334 | Glad I ordered a head. | 1.4299 | 0.04539 | 221 | 149 | 49 | 23 |
335 | Compliments of the gentleman at the far table. | 1.4298 | 0.04437 | 228 | 153 | 52 | 23 |
336 | Thanks. Just what I was preying for. | 1.4291 | 0.04416 | 247 | 170 | 48 | 29 |
337 | ‘Your Head of Household, madam.’ | 1.4286 | 0.04449 | 224 | 150 | 52 | 22 |
338 | I’m thrilled. He said he’d join me for dinner! | 1.4279 | 0.04389 | 215 | 141 | 56 | 18 |
339 | Madam, your companion has arrived | 1.4279 | 0.04289 | 215 | 139 | 60 | 16 |
340 | May I suggest a full bodied Merlot? | 1.4279 | 0.04769 | 215 | 149 | 40 | 26 |
341 | Courtesy of the gentleman at the bar. | 1.4275 | 0.04383 | 255 | 177 | 47 | 31 |
342 | May I presume you had the last word? | 1.4274 | 0.04224 | 234 | 154 | 60 | 20 |
343 | Your dinner guest is served. | 1.4274 | 0.04558 | 234 | 162 | 44 | 28 |
344 | Check mate. | 1.4273 | 0.04413 | 220 | 146 | 54 | 20 |
345 | Congratulations on your honeymoon, Mrs. Mantis. Compliments from the hotel. | 1.4273 | 0.04552 | 220 | 149 | 48 | 23 |
346 | If you insist — I am eating for two now… | 1.4268 | 0.04244 | 239 | 159 | 58 | 22 |
347 | I always did enjoy picking his brain. | 1.4265 | 0.04911 | 204 | 142 | 37 | 25 |
348 | Voila, your 'Mate-on-a-Plate' is served, Madame. | 1.4257 | 0.04639 | 202 | 135 | 48 | 19 |
349 | I told you I’d have him over for dinner | 1.4257 | 0.04237 | 249 | 168 | 56 | 25 |
350 | My husband never looked so good. | 1.4249 | 0.04406 | 233 | 158 | 51 | 24 |
351 | Chef did mention that your husband paid for this meal. | 1.4249 | 0.04146 | 233 | 152 | 63 | 18 |
352 | Might I suggest a nice chianti and some fava beans? | 1.4240 | 0.04596 | 217 | 148 | 46 | 23 |
353 | Tonight’s special for the bride. | 1.4236 | 0.04725 | 203 | 138 | 44 | 21 |
354 | Well, we know what you did this afternoon. | 1.4236 | 0.04725 | 203 | 138 | 44 | 21 |
355 | Will you be taking the remainder to go, Madame? | 1.4233 | 0.04689 | 189 | 125 | 48 | 16 |
356 | I’m sure he’s not the first guy to lose his head over you. Bon appétit. | 1.4232 | 0.04257 | 241 | 162 | 56 | 23 |
357 | The chef believes you are what you eat. | 1.4231 | 0.04331 | 208 | 135 | 58 | 15 |
358 | It looks like I will be dining alone | 1.4227 | 0.04503 | 220 | 149 | 49 | 22 |
359 | Madame, your tete de beau… | 1.4221 | 0.04577 | 199 | 132 | 50 | 17 |
360 | As per the divorce agreement... bon appetit, madam." | 1.4217 | 0.04488 | 230 | 158 | 47 | 25 |
361 | Compliments of the head waiter, maam... | 1.4215 | 0.04547 | 223 | 153 | 46 | 24 |
362 | You may order dessert from our menu, or use Tinder again. | 1.4215 | 0.04547 | 223 | 153 | 46 | 24 |
363 | Voilá, madame. This evening's special: Eat pray, love. | 1.4213 | 0.04334 | 235 | 159 | 53 | 23 |
364 | Your dinner and date, madam. | 1.4208 | 0.04473 | 202 | 133 | 53 | 16 |
365 | He was looking for love in the wrong place. | 1.4198 | 0.04426 | 212 | 141 | 53 | 18 |
366 | I take it you are eating for two now. | 1.4190 | 0.04655 | 210 | 144 | 44 | 22 |
367 | No one usually orders this until the third date. | 1.4189 | 0.04561 | 222 | 153 | 45 | 24 |
368 | He would have wanted you to have this. | 1.4188 | 0.04651 | 191 | 127 | 48 | 16 |
369 | I told him that I'd love to have him for dinner. | 1.4185 | 0.04585 | 184 | 120 | 51 | 13 |
370 | I like waiting on praying mantis’s. They always order ahead. | 1.4182 | 0.04545 | 220 | 151 | 46 | 23 |
371 | See, this is what happens when you forget your safe word. | 1.4176 | 0.04812 | 182 | 122 | 44 | 16 |
372 | I do love a nice Bed & Breakfast. | 1.4176 | 0.04997 | 182 | 125 | 38 | 19 |
373 | And now for ze afterplay. | 1.4159 | 0.04730 | 214 | 150 | 39 | 25 |
374 | Valentine's dinner for one! | 1.4159 | 0.04589 | 214 | 147 | 45 | 22 |
375 | I could’ve made this at home. | 1.4159 | 0.04822 | 214 | 152 | 35 | 27 |
376 | Madame, your monsieur meuniere. Bon appetit. | 1.4158 | 0.04684 | 202 | 138 | 44 | 20 |
377 | I told him I was to die for. | 1.4156 | 0.04345 | 243 | 168 | 49 | 26 |
378 | Would Madam care for a cigarette as well? | 1.4153 | 0.04914 | 183 | 125 | 40 | 18 |
379 | Your third date seems to have gone well, Madame. | 1.4149 | 0.04699 | 188 | 126 | 46 | 16 |
380 | So much nicer to eat him than to eat with him. | 1.4147 | 0.04588 | 217 | 150 | 44 | 23 |
381 | So glad your husband could join us this evening. | 1.4146 | 0.04528 | 205 | 138 | 49 | 18 |
382 | Croak Monsieur | 1.4141 | 0.04586 | 198 | 133 | 48 | 17 |
383 | Wait! That's not my husband! | 1.4140 | 0.05350 | 157 | 108 | 33 | 16 |
384 | You know, it's best served cold. | 1.4140 | 0.05032 | 186 | 130 | 35 | 21 |
385 | THAT'S NOT JOHN!!! | 1.4135 | 0.04532 | 208 | 141 | 48 | 19 |
386 | Might I also offer Madame a Happy Mother's Day. | 1.4131 | 0.04554 | 213 | 146 | 46 | 21 |
387 | Or would you just prefer a cigarette? | 1.4130 | 0.04352 | 230 | 157 | 51 | 22 |
388 | Well executed…pray tell. | 1.4126 | 0.04240 | 206 | 134 | 59 | 13 |
389 | It's not like he wasn't expecting it. | 1.4125 | 0.04302 | 240 | 165 | 51 | 24 |
390 | You asked us to serve your companion first. | 1.4118 | 0.04835 | 187 | 128 | 41 | 18 |
391 | So, I am pregnant. | 1.4115 | 0.04406 | 226 | 155 | 49 | 22 |
392 | Courtesy of your ex, Madam. | 1.4115 | 0.04515 | 209 | 142 | 48 | 19 |
393 | Prepared as per the instructions in your divorce settlement. | 1.4115 | 0.04515 | 209 | 142 | 48 | 19 |
394 | And may I be the first to wish you a ‘happy anniversary’. | 1.4109 | 0.04731 | 202 | 140 | 41 | 21 |
395 | Oh good! Just what I preyed for! | 1.4109 | 0.04679 | 202 | 139 | 43 | 20 |
396 | Was it as good for you as it was for him? | 1.4109 | 0.04518 | 202 | 136 | 49 | 17 |
397 | Your St. John the Baptist Special, Madame. | 1.4105 | 0.04778 | 190 | 130 | 42 | 18 |
398 | There must be some mistake - I had my husband yesterday. | 1.4104 | 0.04616 | 212 | 147 | 43 | 22 |
399 | His last request was for me to ask "Was it good for you?" | 1.4096 | 0.04557 | 249 | 181 | 34 | 34 |
400 | From the gentleman at the end of the bar. | 1.4093 | 0.04723 | 193 | 132 | 43 | 18 |
401 | Fruitti di Marriage, Madame. | 1.4091 | 0.05177 | 176 | 124 | 32 | 20 |
402 | Looks like someone's prayers went unanswered. | 1.4091 | 0.04786 | 176 | 118 | 44 | 14 |
403 | Hopefully his eyes aren't bigger than your stomach. | 1.4089 | 0.04712 | 203 | 141 | 41 | 21 |
404 | For Cora, dining alone was always delightful: no need for small talk or menu negotiations. | 1.4089 | 0.04044 | 203 | 129 | 65 | 9 |
405 | Yes, Ma'am, this is the special for the day after the night before. | 1.4089 | 0.04555 | 203 | 138 | 47 | 18 |
406 | To eat, his own | 1.4084 | 0.04758 | 191 | 131 | 42 | 18 |
407 | You might be familiar with tonights entree. | 1.4083 | 0.04473 | 218 | 150 | 47 | 21 |
408 | Mrs. Campion finally faces the fact her marriage is over. | 1.4081 | 0.04536 | 223 | 156 | 43 | 24 |
409 | I'd say Grace, but his name was Robert. | 1.4074 | 0.05073 | 162 | 110 | 38 | 14 |
410 | I guess this means our divorce is really final! | 1.4069 | 0.04419 | 231 | 161 | 46 | 24 |
411 | So Ma'am, I gather the evening went as planned? | 1.4067 | 0.04710 | 209 | 147 | 39 | 23 |
412 | Following your inter-course, I am pleased to present your secondi-course. | 1.4062 | 0.04963 | 192 | 136 | 34 | 22 |
413 | Your annual dinner, Madam. The usual wine? | 1.4061 | 0.04595 | 197 | 134 | 46 | 17 |
414 | I told him I'd have his head on a platter. | 1.4061 | 0.04706 | 197 | 136 | 42 | 19 |
415 | How romantic, our first dinner was here. | 1.4061 | 0.05151 | 165 | 114 | 35 | 16 |
416 | Just what I prayed for | 1.4059 | 0.04674 | 202 | 140 | 42 | 20 |
417 | He was the best I ever had. | 1.4057 | 0.04659 | 212 | 149 | 40 | 23 |
418 | Your ex on a platter, as requested. | 1.4054 | 0.05102 | 185 | 132 | 31 | 22 |
419 | The rest of your party has arrived. | 1.4054 | 0.05237 | 148 | 100 | 36 | 12 |
420 | Now I know what you mean by “Having a partner for dinner.” Will you be saying grace before the meal or just praying? | 1.4045 | 0.04440 | 220 | 152 | 47 | 21 |
421 | Compliments of the spouse. | 1.4043 | 0.04627 | 188 | 127 | 46 | 15 |
422 | Your gentleman caller, ma'am | 1.4038 | 0.04313 | 208 | 139 | 54 | 15 |
423 | Right on time! I just finished preying. | 1.4036 | 0.04303 | 223 | 152 | 52 | 19 |
424 | I just love a family dinner. | 1.4034 | 0.04913 | 176 | 121 | 39 | 16 |
425 | One night stand? | 1.4031 | 0.04551 | 196 | 133 | 47 | 16 |
426 | When the kids ask where their father is,leave me out of it. | 1.4024 | 0.04948 | 164 | 111 | 40 | 13 |
427 | Madam....Your Monsieur!!! | 1.4020 | 0.04329 | 199 | 132 | 54 | 13 |
428 | To think, maybe HE Should've been the one praying. | 1.4018 | 0.04426 | 224 | 156 | 46 | 22 |
429 | Happy anniversary! | 1.4011 | 0.04579 | 187 | 126 | 47 | 14 |
430 | Moving restaurant week to the end of mating season was pure genius. | 1.4010 | 0.04774 | 202 | 143 | 37 | 22 |
431 | Mate au vin. | 1.4008 | 0.04084 | 257 | 178 | 55 | 24 |
432 | Your husband, Fred, was steamed, then drizzled in a tangy plum sauce. | 1.4000 | 0.04514 | 205 | 141 | 46 | 18 |
433 | Voilà! Your mate on a plate! | 1.4000 | 0.04825 | 190 | 133 | 38 | 19 |
434 | Mate on a plate, medium-rare. | 1.4000 | 0.04895 | 180 | 125 | 38 | 17 |
435 | I can assure you that he died happily. | 1.4000 | 0.04958 | 180 | 126 | 36 | 18 |
436 | I hope I haven’t bitten off more than I can chew. | 1.3989 | 0.04496 | 188 | 126 | 49 | 13 |
437 | Hold on--I need to say grace first." | 1.3989 | 0.04869 | 178 | 123 | 39 | 16 |
438 | I love Date Night!" | 1.3986 | 0.04876 | 143 | 93 | 43 | 7 |
439 | Wedding congratulations to you both! | 1.3981 | 0.04548 | 206 | 143 | 44 | 19 |
440 | Don't be embarrassed by eating dinner alone, madam. HE has no body either | 1.3980 | 0.04465 | 201 | 137 | 48 | 16 |
441 | A great end to an awesome romantic weekend getaway | 1.3979 | 0.04918 | 191 | 136 | 34 | 21 |
442 | I warned him about continually asking ‘what’s for dinner’. | 1.3978 | 0.05058 | 181 | 129 | 32 | 20 |
443 | The remains of the day, ma'am. | 1.3978 | 0.05178 | 181 | 131 | 28 | 22 |
444 | Here is your Ex Amandine, madam. | 1.3974 | 0.04870 | 156 | 104 | 42 | 10 |
445 | This meal always brings back such fond memories. | 1.3962 | 0.05204 | 159 | 111 | 33 | 15 |
446 | Does Madame recall his preferred wine? | 1.3961 | 0.04633 | 207 | 146 | 40 | 21 |
447 | Actually, I ordered the fly in the soup. | 1.3955 | 0.04884 | 177 | 123 | 38 | 16 |
448 | Ah,my 34th husband,Gary. | 1.3950 | 0.04588 | 200 | 139 | 43 | 18 |
449 | One post-copulation special, Madame. | 1.3949 | 0.04894 | 195 | 140 | 33 | 22 |
450 | As it turns out, I'll be dining alone tonight. | 1.3946 | 0.05336 | 147 | 102 | 32 | 13 |
451 | What a day I’ve had with this guy! | 1.3944 | 0.04694 | 180 | 123 | 43 | 14 |
452 | Who says that you can't have your mate and eat him too? | 1.3943 | 0.04923 | 175 | 122 | 37 | 16 |
453 | Your catch of the day. | 1.3943 | 0.04856 | 175 | 121 | 39 | 15 |
454 | They never see this coming when they click on Tinder. | 1.3938 | 0.04298 | 226 | 157 | 49 | 20 |
455 | Your husband, madame—or should I say mademoiselle? | 1.3938 | 0.05327 | 160 | 114 | 29 | 17 |
456 | Violà – 'The Honeymoon Special' | 1.3922 | 0.04678 | 204 | 145 | 38 | 21 |
457 | I took the liberty of assuming you’d be dining alone again this evening. | 1.3920 | 0.05031 | 176 | 125 | 33 | 18 |
458 | Madam, you may have seen this dish before. | 1.3920 | 0.04601 | 199 | 139 | 42 | 18 |
459 | As a mate he was hasty. As dinner I hope he’s tasty. | 1.3915 | 0.04775 | 189 | 133 | 38 | 18 |
460 | Congratulations on your pregnancy, my condolences for your loss" | 1.3913 | 0.04488 | 184 | 124 | 48 | 12 |
461 | Compliments of the gentleman at the bar, madam. | 1.3907 | 0.04403 | 215 | 150 | 46 | 19 |
462 | Today's dish is truly orgasmic. | 1.3904 | 0.04870 | 187 | 133 | 35 | 19 |
463 | It has been our distinct privilege to serve your late husband. | 1.3904 | 0.04751 | 187 | 131 | 39 | 17 |
464 | Want to check your Mate? | 1.3902 | 0.05081 | 164 | 115 | 34 | 15 |
465 | It was supposed to be just drinks at his place. | 1.3902 | 0.05007 | 164 | 114 | 36 | 14 |
466 | Girls gotta eat | 1.3901 | 0.04587 | 182 | 126 | 42 | 14 |
467 | Barry is so cute I could just eat him up. | 1.3898 | 0.04744 | 177 | 122 | 41 | 14 |
468 | Yes, it is prepared exactly as the last one, Ma'am. | 1.3898 | 0.04744 | 177 | 122 | 41 | 14 |
469 | I assume you'll be paying? | 1.3898 | 0.04943 | 177 | 125 | 35 | 17 |
470 | From the gentleman at the bar. | 1.3895 | 0.05373 | 172 | 127 | 23 | 22 |
471 | From Tinder to tender, madam. | 1.3892 | 0.05086 | 167 | 118 | 33 | 16 |
472 | This meal was prepared especially for you by our head chef. | 1.3892 | 0.05026 | 185 | 134 | 30 | 21 |
473 | Hopefully it will prove more memorable than the sex. | 1.3889 | 0.05007 | 180 | 129 | 32 | 19 |
474 | Of course in our species the sex usually comes AFTER the meal. | 1.3880 | 0.03955 | 250 | 172 | 59 | 19 |
475 | I believe it's your ex-husband. | 1.3878 | 0.05327 | 147 | 103 | 31 | 13 |
476 | Oh, there you are! | 1.3861 | 0.05057 | 158 | 110 | 35 | 13 |
477 | I so hope he's as good now as he was then. | 1.3860 | 0.05131 | 171 | 123 | 30 | 18 |
478 | It’s so nice to be dining out again. | 1.3860 | 0.04855 | 171 | 119 | 38 | 14 |
479 | Looks like he died happy. | 1.3855 | 0.04884 | 166 | 115 | 38 | 13 |
480 | Your husband couldn't make dinner. | 1.3851 | 0.04989 | 161 | 112 | 36 | 13 |
481 | If you can't beat 'em ,eat 'em | 1.3851 | 0.04998 | 174 | 124 | 33 | 17 |
482 | Compliments of the headless gentleman at the bar. | 1.3850 | 0.04559 | 187 | 129 | 44 | 14 |
483 | Superbe choice, Madame. Eating for four hundred, are we? | 1.3850 | 0.04559 | 187 | 129 | 44 | 14 |
484 | Eh, voila......the honeymoon special! | 1.3850 | 0.04804 | 187 | 133 | 36 | 18 |
485 | Is Madam pleased that she swiped right? | 1.3846 | 0.05337 | 143 | 100 | 31 | 12 |
486 | Your husband, Madam. Bon appétit. | 1.3846 | 0.04306 | 182 | 121 | 52 | 9 |
487 | Oh good, he said he'd be joining me for dinner. | 1.3846 | 0.06307 | 104 | 73 | 22 | 9 |
488 | Is Madam enjoying Couples Night? | 1.3842 | 0.04935 | 177 | 126 | 34 | 17 |
489 | Madame the gentleman at the other table sends himself to you with his complements. | 1.3842 | 0.05000 | 177 | 127 | 32 | 18 |
490 | In keeping with tradition of eating your husband after mating, may I suggest a Bordeaux ? | 1.3841 | 0.04769 | 164 | 112 | 41 | 11 |
491 | I’m having a friend for dinner. | 1.3837 | 0.05039 | 172 | 123 | 32 | 17 |
492 | Having your mate and eating him, too. Served on a silver platter | 1.3837 | 0.04971 | 172 | 122 | 34 | 16 |
493 | Congratulation and condolences. Bon appetit! | 1.3837 | 0.04902 | 172 | 121 | 36 | 15 |
494 | Everything here is served bed-to-table. | 1.3836 | 0.04871 | 159 | 109 | 39 | 11 |
495 | I pray you like it,Madam. | 1.3836 | 0.05110 | 159 | 112 | 33 | 14 |
496 | It turns out your husband will be joining you for dinner tonight. | 1.3836 | 0.05110 | 159 | 112 | 33 | 14 |
497 | Yum, I'm always famished after sex. | 1.3830 | 0.04663 | 188 | 132 | 40 | 16 |
498 | Never thought I’d be so happy to see my ex again | 1.3829 | 0.04908 | 175 | 124 | 35 | 16 |
499 | The chef sends his congratulations on your impending family. Bon Appetit! | 1.3825 | 0.04493 | 183 | 125 | 46 | 12 |
500 | The Chef sends his compliments and condolences. | 1.3825 | 0.04815 | 183 | 130 | 36 | 17 |
501 | The Father’s Day special is served. | 1.3822 | 0.04993 | 157 | 109 | 36 | 12 |
502 | Then you shouldn’t have asked for the head waiter. | 1.3820 | 0.04781 | 178 | 125 | 38 | 15 |
503 | Today’s post-coital special, madam. Bon appetite. | 1.3817 | 0.04879 | 186 | 134 | 33 | 19 |
504 | I was told you ordered ahead. | 1.3812 | 0.04803 | 202 | 148 | 31 | 23 |
505 | The father of your children à l'orange. | 1.3810 | 0.04821 | 189 | 136 | 34 | 19 |
506 | I think you'll recognize our main course. | 1.3810 | 0.04762 | 168 | 116 | 40 | 12 |
507 | Your mate course, madame! | 1.3807 | 0.04507 | 197 | 138 | 43 | 16 |
508 | Your meat cute. | 1.3807 | 0.04840 | 197 | 144 | 31 | 22 |
509 | He said it was worth it. | 1.3804 | 0.05164 | 163 | 117 | 30 | 16 |
510 | That's actually my brother in-law. My sister's vegan so I get to do the honors. | 1.3804 | 0.04939 | 163 | 114 | 36 | 13 |
511 | Yes, I'll be dining alone tonight. | 1.3802 | 0.04649 | 192 | 136 | 39 | 17 |
512 | The sex was great, but he just wouldn't shut up. | 1.3801 | 0.04987 | 171 | 122 | 33 | 16 |
513 | May I present today's post-coital special | 1.3797 | 0.05282 | 158 | 114 | 28 | 16 |
514 | The Valentine's Day special for the lady. | 1.3791 | 0.04293 | 211 | 147 | 48 | 16 |
515 | Your Tinder date, ma'am. | 1.3791 | 0.04766 | 182 | 129 | 37 | 16 |
516 | He died doing what he loved, you. | 1.3791 | 0.05246 | 153 | 109 | 30 | 14 |
517 | He should be delicious, I met him on Tender. | 1.3791 | 0.04729 | 153 | 103 | 42 | 8 |
518 | You're going to love him. | 1.3779 | 0.04824 | 172 | 121 | 37 | 14 |
519 | As requested, on a platter. | 1.3775 | 0.05377 | 151 | 109 | 27 | 15 |
520 | He was your favorite, I believe. | 1.3772 | 0.04997 | 167 | 119 | 33 | 15 |
521 | The Dupe du jour | 1.3771 | 0.04764 | 175 | 123 | 38 | 14 |
522 | Your partner is ready. | 1.3771 | 0.04764 | 175 | 123 | 38 | 14 |
523 | Oh, he would have loved this! | 1.3766 | 0.05053 | 154 | 108 | 34 | 12 |
524 | Your Mate on a Platter, Ma'am. | 1.3765 | 0.05032 | 162 | 115 | 33 | 14 |
525 | Compliments of the Head Chef. | 1.3765 | 0.05003 | 170 | 122 | 32 | 16 |
526 | Enjoy your 'Women's Day' special. | 1.3765 | 0.05140 | 170 | 124 | 28 | 18 |
527 | For madame - our Ladies' Night special. | 1.3761 | 0.05341 | 109 | 72 | 33 | 4 |
528 | Croqued-Monsieur | 1.3759 | 0.05742 | 141 | 104 | 21 | 16 |
529 | He told us you would be picking up the check. | 1.3758 | 0.04807 | 149 | 101 | 40 | 8 |
530 | He looked different in his profile photo. | 1.3758 | 0.05427 | 149 | 108 | 26 | 15 |
531 | As you requested madam, your ex. | 1.3758 | 0.05112 | 165 | 119 | 30 | 16 |
532 | I should just like to inform the madam that consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase one’s risk of foodborne illness. | 1.3750 | 0.05347 | 152 | 110 | 27 | 15 |
533 | We’re on our honeymoon. | 1.3743 | 0.04909 | 171 | 122 | 34 | 15 |
534 | At last,the divorce is final! | 1.3742 | 0.05190 | 155 | 111 | 30 | 14 |
535 | With the chef's compliments for the new bride. | 1.3739 | 0.04288 | 238 | 173 | 41 | 24 |
536 | And to finish off date night... | 1.3732 | 0.05252 | 142 | 100 | 31 | 11 |
537 | So, you must be the Head Waiter? | 1.3732 | 0.04471 | 209 | 150 | 40 | 19 |
538 | With the chef’s sympathies, ma’am. | 1.3731 | 0.04377 | 201 | 141 | 45 | 15 |
539 | His first wife couldn't stomach him. | 1.3730 | 0.05604 | 126 | 89 | 27 | 10 |
540 | I've brought you the head of John the mantis. | 1.3729 | 0.04919 | 177 | 128 | 32 | 17 |
541 | There's nothing like the taste of revenge. | 1.3721 | 0.04815 | 172 | 122 | 36 | 14 |
542 | I used to date him. | 1.3716 | 0.04608 | 183 | 129 | 40 | 14 |
543 | Your 14th this spring Madam? I believe that's a new personal best! | 1.3714 | 0.05203 | 140 | 98 | 32 | 10 |
544 | May I suggest the testicles as an entremet? | 1.3711 | 0.05168 | 159 | 115 | 29 | 15 |
545 | i promised him a dinner after sex | 1.3709 | 0.05367 | 151 | 110 | 26 | 15 |
546 | This is even better than sex. | 1.3706 | 0.05315 | 143 | 102 | 29 | 12 |
547 | Here is the rest of your dinner party. | 1.3702 | 0.04772 | 181 | 130 | 35 | 16 |
548 | Don Juan he wasn't. Let's hope the Bearnaise sauce can make up for that. | 1.3699 | 0.05325 | 146 | 105 | 28 | 13 |
549 | Tonight's dish comes with quite a full-bodied dessert. | 1.3694 | 0.04973 | 157 | 111 | 34 | 12 |
550 | of course we will serve your husband | 1.3690 | 0.04743 | 168 | 118 | 38 | 12 |
551 | Prepared per your instructions, Ma'am. Enjoy! | 1.3684 | 0.04912 | 152 | 106 | 36 | 10 |
552 | Oh my! I wasn't aware my husband was joining me. | 1.3682 | 0.04370 | 201 | 142 | 44 | 15 |
553 | Will this head be all, Miss Salome? | 1.3680 | 0.05627 | 125 | 89 | 26 | 10 |
554 | Your amuse tête, Madame. | 1.3679 | 0.04435 | 193 | 136 | 43 | 14 |
555 | Your sperm donor is served… | 1.3677 | 0.05260 | 155 | 113 | 27 | 15 |
556 | Your kind know how to make a guy really pay for dinner. | 1.3675 | 0.04856 | 166 | 118 | 35 | 13 |
557 | Your dinner is Herr. | 1.3675 | 0.05004 | 166 | 120 | 31 | 15 |
558 | I guess this is what is meant when they say "you are what you eat"! | 1.3671 | 0.04696 | 158 | 109 | 40 | 9 |
559 | Looks every bit as good as the sex was. | 1.3671 | 0.05107 | 158 | 114 | 30 | 14 |
560 | He should have taken me to dinner first | 1.3667 | 0.04862 | 150 | 104 | 37 | 9 |
561 | Happy Valentine's Day | 1.3660 | 0.05058 | 153 | 109 | 32 | 12 |
562 | He looks peaceful now, Giuseppe, but you should have seen him an hour ago. | 1.3654 | 0.04820 | 156 | 109 | 37 | 10 |
563 | I said the 'House Special,' not the 'Spouse Special'! | 1.3652 | 0.04756 | 178 | 128 | 35 | 15 |
564 | I trust you agree, Madame, he's even more enticing then when you first met. | 1.3648 | 0.05002 | 159 | 114 | 32 | 13 |
565 | Hope he's as satisfying as last night. | 1.3647 | 0.04985 | 170 | 124 | 30 | 16 |
566 | The gentleman at the bar hoped you might enjoy him for dinner. | 1.3647 | 0.05190 | 170 | 127 | 24 | 19 |
567 | Leftovers? I had him last night! | 1.3643 | 0.05385 | 140 | 101 | 27 | 12 |
568 | This blind date looks delicious. | 1.3642 | 0.05102 | 151 | 108 | 31 | 12 |
569 | No wine, thanks. I'm expecting! | 1.3642 | 0.04852 | 173 | 125 | 33 | 15 |
570 | Husband number two. | 1.3641 | 0.04643 | 184 | 132 | 37 | 15 |
571 | We came here all the time before the kids were born. | 1.3636 | 0.04716 | 165 | 116 | 38 | 11 |
572 | Yes Madam, it's the chef' specialty: post-coital bliss. | 1.3636 | 0.04859 | 154 | 108 | 36 | 10 |
573 | It's our first date. | 1.3636 | 0.04792 | 176 | 127 | 34 | 15 |
574 | I'm sorry, but that's not the guy that just mated with me. Take him back. | 1.3636 | 0.05076 | 132 | 91 | 34 | 7 |
575 | Of course, we'll still bring both deserts. | 1.3636 | 0.05358 | 154 | 114 | 24 | 16 |
576 | If his head is as good as his body, this should be delicious. | 1.3631 | 0.04733 | 168 | 119 | 37 | 12 |
577 | Compliments of your husband, ma'am. | 1.3631 | 0.04879 | 157 | 111 | 35 | 11 |
578 | Voila, Le Bed-to-Table special…consummate choice, ma’am. | 1.3631 | 0.04795 | 157 | 110 | 37 | 10 |
579 | Your husband...medium-well, at your request. | 1.3630 | 0.04945 | 146 | 102 | 35 | 9 |
580 | Mom was right. My hubby IS steaming hot. | 1.3626 | 0.04546 | 182 | 129 | 40 | 13 |
581 | He looks as scrumptious as the moment we met. | 1.3624 | 0.05059 | 149 | 106 | 32 | 11 |
582 | Madame...Monsieur. Bon appetit! | 1.3624 | 0.05147 | 149 | 107 | 30 | 12 |
583 | I believe I ordered the cricket. | 1.3624 | 0.04686 | 149 | 102 | 40 | 7 |
584 | Pity, he was a great one night stand. | 1.3621 | 0.04897 | 174 | 127 | 31 | 16 |
585 | I always loved his eyes... | 1.3620 | 0.04832 | 163 | 116 | 35 | 12 |
586 | You didn’t need to go to so much trouble, I would have eaten him any way. | 1.3620 | 0.04909 | 163 | 117 | 33 | 13 |
587 | I hope he tastes as good as he mates. | 1.3613 | 0.05169 | 155 | 113 | 28 | 14 |
588 | I pray this meets with your approval. | 1.3602 | 0.05104 | 161 | 118 | 28 | 15 |
589 | The dessert is to die for. | 1.3600 | 0.04756 | 150 | 104 | 38 | 8 |
590 | he insisted you had him confused with some other guy | 1.3600 | 0.04661 | 150 | 103 | 40 | 7 |
591 | Your husband personally selected this recipe. | 1.3600 | 0.04451 | 175 | 122 | 43 | 10 |
592 | For you, madame, prepared au poivre, compliments of your late husband. | 1.3598 | 0.04807 | 164 | 117 | 35 | 12 |
593 | Quite an end to your date, mademoiselle | 1.3598 | 0.04884 | 164 | 118 | 33 | 13 |
594 | Heads up! Now let us say grace. | 1.3597 | 0.05003 | 139 | 97 | 34 | 8 |
595 | Ex-husband au jus... superb choice ma'am | 1.3596 | 0.05590 | 114 | 80 | 27 | 7 |
596 | All I need is a cigarette to make this a perfect evening. | 1.3593 | 0.04669 | 167 | 118 | 38 | 11 |
597 | All of our food is bed-to-table. | 1.3592 | 0.05031 | 142 | 100 | 33 | 9 |
598 | Tex-Mex ex. Bon appetit. | 1.3587 | 0.04505 | 184 | 131 | 40 | 13 |
599 | The “you catch it, we cook it special.” | 1.3586 | 0.04862 | 145 | 101 | 36 | 8 |
600 | Your husband, madame. And my condolences. | 1.3584 | 0.04843 | 173 | 126 | 32 | 15 |
601 | To each his own, but I prefer to share a smoke. | 1.3580 | 0.05152 | 162 | 120 | 26 | 16 |
602 | Looks like someone got their prayers answered first. | 1.3577 | 0.05554 | 137 | 101 | 23 | 13 |
603 | I present braised head of groom on a bed of micro greens and polenta in a mantadea reduction | 1.3576 | 0.05176 | 151 | 110 | 28 | 13 |
604 | That's the last time I pray to get ahead. | 1.3576 | 0.05003 | 151 | 108 | 32 | 11 |
605 | Madam, the traditional after-honeymoon main course. | 1.3575 | 0.04656 | 193 | 142 | 33 | 18 |
606 | He made a big mistake just rolling over and going to sleep. | 1.3571 | 0.05267 | 154 | 114 | 25 | 15 |
607 | It's obvious that this cartoon doesn't need a caption. It's brilliant as it is. | 1.3571 | 0.05103 | 154 | 112 | 29 | 13 |
608 | His head on a platter, ma'am. | 1.3567 | 0.04783 | 157 | 111 | 36 | 10 |
609 | And now, madam’s intercourse | 1.3567 | 0.05113 | 157 | 115 | 28 | 14 |
610 | "I knew I shouldn't have ordered ahead." | 1.3567 | 0.05423 | 157 | 119 | 20 | 18 |
611 | I thought we were supposed to have sex before I ate him. | 1.3566 | 0.05002 | 143 | 101 | 33 | 9 |
612 | Well… he couldn’t say that I didn’t warn him several times to turn off the game while my mother was visiting. | 1.3562 | 0.04964 | 160 | 116 | 31 | 13 |
613 | Oh, thank you. I can't stand it when the chef leaves the body on." | 1.3554 | 0.05230 | 121 | 84 | 31 | 6 |
614 | It seems that your other suitors have suddenly departed, madam. | 1.3553 | 0.04612 | 152 | 105 | 40 | 7 |
615 | Do you want the rest in a body bag? | 1.3548 | 0.04992 | 155 | 112 | 31 | 12 |
616 | Your lover has arrived for dinner. | 1.3548 | 0.05972 | 124 | 93 | 18 | 13 |
617 | Now for the ultimate afterglow | 1.3544 | 0.05164 | 158 | 117 | 26 | 15 |
618 | Our chef sends his congratulations. | 1.3542 | 0.05258 | 144 | 105 | 27 | 12 |
619 | I hope you enjoy your farm-to-table experience. | 1.3542 | 0.05258 | 144 | 105 | 27 | 12 |
620 | Your third husband, madam. | 1.3540 | 0.04859 | 161 | 116 | 33 | 12 |
621 | My condolences and bon appetit! | 1.3537 | 0.05090 | 147 | 106 | 30 | 11 |
622 | Madam, our “mate on a plate” special”. | 1.3534 | 0.05463 | 133 | 97 | 25 | 11 |
623 | Your husband, Madame. Medium well, as you requested. Bon appetit. | 1.3533 | 0.04580 | 167 | 118 | 39 | 10 |
624 | He was just a one-night snack. | 1.3526 | 0.04965 | 156 | 113 | 31 | 12 |
625 | I know I get hungry after sex too! | 1.3525 | 0.05092 | 139 | 99 | 31 | 9 |
626 | Once you’ve had our signature dish you’ll never go back to tartare. | 1.3520 | 0.04580 | 179 | 129 | 37 | 13 |
627 | I see Madam is dining alone tonight. | 1.3517 | 0.04748 | 145 | 101 | 37 | 7 |
628 | Hmm...I may have bitten off more than I can chew | 1.3516 | 0.05500 | 128 | 93 | 25 | 10 |
629 | Francois, he was so special, romantic, attentive, sexy but very slow. | 1.3515 | 0.04772 | 165 | 119 | 34 | 12 |
630 | The monsieur for the madam. | 1.3507 | 0.05109 | 134 | 95 | 31 | 8 |
631 | This is absolutely disgusting. Just the way you like it. | 1.3504 | 0.05343 | 137 | 100 | 26 | 11 |
632 | Oh, he was a handsome one! | 1.3504 | 0.05241 | 137 | 99 | 28 | 10 |
633 | Will your next husband be joining you? | 1.3503 | 0.04770 | 157 | 112 | 35 | 10 |
634 | It's called mate on a plate" | 1.3503 | 0.04938 | 157 | 114 | 31 | 12 |
635 | I said “My friend will arrive late and will just have coffee, so I said I wanted to order ‘ahead’ not ‘a head.’ | 1.3500 | 0.05357 | 140 | 103 | 25 | 12 |
636 | Looks great,but I can’t have the wine - I’m pregnant. | 1.3500 | 0.05061 | 140 | 100 | 31 | 9 |
637 | I asked for it to be served cold. | 1.3497 | 0.04730 | 163 | 117 | 35 | 11 |
638 | The original Bed and Breakfast. | 1.3496 | 0.05535 | 123 | 89 | 25 | 9 |
639 | He preys no more. | 1.3494 | 0.04973 | 166 | 123 | 28 | 15 |
640 | He was a good husband, as husband's go... | 1.3494 | 0.04748 | 166 | 120 | 34 | 12 |
641 | First, to all the males, a brief prayer of thanks for your service. | 1.3493 | 0.04917 | 146 | 104 | 33 | 9 |
642 | I can't wait to tell our children about our first date! | 1.3492 | 0.05670 | 126 | 93 | 22 | 11 |
643 | A family recipe, Madame. | 1.3490 | 0.05033 | 149 | 108 | 30 | 11 |
644 | My former mate, I presume. | 1.3490 | 0.05033 | 149 | 108 | 30 | 11 |
645 | heads up | 1.3487 | 0.05135 | 152 | 112 | 27 | 13 |
646 | You might recognize tonight's special. | 1.3487 | 0.04962 | 152 | 110 | 31 | 11 |
647 | This is so much more satisfying than a cigarette | 1.3485 | 0.05376 | 132 | 96 | 26 | 10 |
648 | I'm sure you'll enjoy this. It was your husband. | 1.3484 | 0.04895 | 155 | 112 | 32 | 11 |
649 | Your Ex, as requested Ma'am. | 1.3483 | 0.04337 | 201 | 146 | 40 | 15 |
650 | Too Soon!!!! He was meant to be paying for dinner first! | 1.3481 | 0.05394 | 135 | 99 | 25 | 11 |
651 | Your date is here. | 1.3481 | 0.04400 | 181 | 129 | 41 | 11 |
652 | And usually I was the one to give head. | 1.3478 | 0.05158 | 161 | 121 | 24 | 16 |
653 | Here you are! The "Head over Heart" Valentine's Day Special! | 1.3478 | 0.05107 | 138 | 99 | 30 | 9 |
654 | Here’s your husband, madam, medium rare. | 1.3478 | 0.05505 | 138 | 103 | 22 | 13 |
655 | Madam, your mate is served. | 1.3476 | 0.04784 | 164 | 119 | 33 | 12 |
656 | I loved him well - now, time to eat. | 1.3475 | 0.05819 | 118 | 87 | 21 | 10 |
657 | May I present tonight's feature, your ex. | 1.3471 | 0.04884 | 170 | 126 | 29 | 15 |
658 | Your wedding dinner, ma'am. | 1.3471 | 0.04590 | 170 | 122 | 37 | 11 |
659 | I heard this helps with mourning sickness. | 1.3471 | 0.05161 | 170 | 130 | 21 | 19 |
660 | ‘Sautéed in his own warm afterglow” | 1.3469 | 0.04889 | 147 | 105 | 33 | 9 |
661 | The good news is you weren't stood up. | 1.3469 | 0.05167 | 147 | 108 | 27 | 12 |
662 | The special...your husband...medium rare. | 1.3468 | 0.04608 | 173 | 125 | 36 | 12 |
663 | There's also a note. | 1.3464 | 0.05190 | 153 | 114 | 25 | 14 |
664 | This is so much better than take-out. | 1.3464 | 0.05106 | 153 | 113 | 27 | 13 |
665 | No caption. This cannot be improved. | 1.3462 | 0.04868 | 156 | 113 | 32 | 11 |
666 | I’ll take the leftovers home to my Mother…he never liked my Mother” | 1.3459 | 0.04967 | 159 | 117 | 29 | 13 |
667 | I requested tartare! | 1.3459 | 0.05234 | 133 | 96 | 28 | 9 |
668 | From the gentleman you met at the bar yesterday. | 1.3459 | 0.05447 | 133 | 98 | 24 | 11 |
669 | This should be very much to your liking | 1.3459 | 0.04896 | 133 | 93 | 34 | 6 |
670 | Courtesy of the consummate chef. | 1.3456 | 0.05753 | 136 | 104 | 17 | 15 |
671 | Madam, may I present your catch of the day. | 1.3456 | 0.04937 | 136 | 96 | 33 | 7 |
672 | He seemed more appetizing when we were mating. | 1.3451 | 0.05002 | 142 | 102 | 31 | 9 |
673 | Today's Special Ma'am. Every man's nightmare. | 1.3448 | 0.04630 | 145 | 101 | 38 | 6 |
674 | I recommend pairing this with fava beans and a nice Chianti. | 1.3448 | 0.04798 | 174 | 129 | 30 | 15 |
675 | Enjoy your mate on a plate" | 1.3448 | 0.05027 | 145 | 105 | 30 | 10 |
676 | After copulating, I get the weirdest cravings! | 1.3444 | 0.04616 | 180 | 132 | 34 | 14 |
677 | One order of the 'ladies night special', dressing on the side | 1.3443 | 0.05431 | 122 | 88 | 26 | 8 |
678 | In love, who can say? In the end I lost my heart and he lost his, well, ya know. | 1.3431 | 0.05122 | 137 | 99 | 29 | 9 |
679 | You'll find him much more tender than during sex. | 1.3431 | 0.05427 | 137 | 102 | 23 | 12 |
680 | Voilà! And may I add that you bring new meaning to the phrase, “I love you to death.” | 1.3429 | 0.05046 | 140 | 101 | 30 | 9 |
681 | Take it back! I ordered a thorax! | 1.3429 | 0.05147 | 140 | 102 | 28 | 10 |
682 | He was good in bed, too. | 1.3427 | 0.05167 | 143 | 105 | 27 | 11 |
683 | My mother did always say that he had a good head on his shoulders. | 1.3427 | 0.04973 | 143 | 103 | 31 | 9 |
684 | You’re the perfect headwaiter. | 1.3425 | 0.04998 | 146 | 106 | 30 | 10 |
685 | He did say I hadn’t seen the last of him. | 1.3423 | 0.04928 | 149 | 108 | 31 | 10 |
686 | Yes. Yes, of course. We made sure he was surprised. | 1.3423 | 0.05019 | 149 | 109 | 29 | 11 |
687 | Sex is really the best appetizer. | 1.3419 | 0.05451 | 117 | 84 | 26 | 7 |
688 | Thank you, Pierre -- He wasn't husband material, anyway. | 1.3418 | 0.05061 | 158 | 118 | 26 | 14 |
689 | Your dinner guest has arrived. | 1.3416 | 0.04754 | 161 | 117 | 33 | 11 |
690 | You'll be glad to hear he was a gentleman and paid the bill. | 1.3416 | 0.05146 | 161 | 122 | 23 | 16 |
691 | You might be familiar with this dish! | 1.3416 | 0.04671 | 161 | 116 | 35 | 10 |
692 | He had such a delicious body! | 1.3416 | 0.04367 | 202 | 149 | 37 | 16 |
693 | Congratulations on your pregnancy! Bon Appetit. | 1.3409 | 0.04908 | 132 | 93 | 33 | 6 |
694 | Mated locally just this morning. Would you care for some cracked carapace? | 1.3408 | 0.04559 | 179 | 131 | 35 | 13 |
695 | I like my Tinder, tender. | 1.3404 | 0.04914 | 141 | 101 | 32 | 8 |
696 | I’ll be your head waiter | 1.3401 | 0.04874 | 147 | 106 | 32 | 9 |
697 | This looks like a perfect match for your taste! | 1.3401 | 0.05153 | 147 | 109 | 26 | 12 |
698 | Make sure to tell the children that their father had excellent taste. | 1.3397 | 0.05022 | 156 | 116 | 27 | 13 |
699 | Your Ex, milady. | 1.3397 | 0.04939 | 156 | 115 | 29 | 12 |
700 | He was hot in more ways than one. | 1.3396 | 0.05978 | 106 | 78 | 20 | 8 |
701 | Ah; I was thinking he stood me up | 1.3394 | 0.05861 | 109 | 80 | 21 | 8 |
702 | May I suggest pairing this with a full-bodied wine? | 1.3393 | 0.05609 | 112 | 81 | 24 | 7 |
703 | Bob always wanted to give me head | 1.3388 | 0.05696 | 121 | 90 | 21 | 10 |
704 | Good evening Madame. I take it your first night in the Honeymoon Suite was okay. | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
705 | Perfect – first the trick, now the treat! | 1.3387 | 0.05478 | 124 | 91 | 24 | 9 |
706 | He said he would've preferred to have just given you a ring. | 1.3387 | 0.05107 | 124 | 88 | 30 | 6 |
707 | What he lacks in the bedroom, he makes up for in the kitchen. | 1.3386 | 0.05502 | 127 | 94 | 23 | 10 |
708 | Madame,your tryst on a bed of polenta. | 1.3386 | 0.05387 | 127 | 93 | 25 | 9 |
709 | Here's your date. | 1.3385 | 0.05186 | 130 | 94 | 28 | 8 |
710 | Not my fault he didn’t read the prenup. | 1.3383 | 0.05106 | 133 | 96 | 29 | 8 |
711 | I wanted rare. | 1.3382 | 0.05344 | 136 | 101 | 24 | 11 |
712 | I really enjoy having dinner with my husband! | 1.3379 | 0.05012 | 145 | 106 | 29 | 10 |
713 | It's mating season already | 1.3379 | 0.05012 | 145 | 106 | 29 | 10 |
714 | He wasn't much of a lover, but he gave good head. | 1.3378 | 0.05300 | 148 | 112 | 22 | 14 |
715 | Lovely. I am always so hungry after sex! | 1.3378 | 0.04847 | 148 | 107 | 32 | 9 |
716 | He said you would prefer it this way | 1.3378 | 0.04847 | 148 | 107 | 32 | 9 |
717 | Very well. And I'd like that with some Fava beans a nice Chianti. | 1.3377 | 0.05051 | 151 | 112 | 27 | 12 |
718 | Ah, Yorick, we meet again. | 1.3377 | 0.05137 | 151 | 113 | 25 | 13 |
719 | That's not my husband. | 1.3373 | 0.04800 | 166 | 123 | 30 | 13 |
720 | Voila, Alfredo Garcia! | 1.3364 | 0.05671 | 110 | 80 | 23 | 7 |
721 | The rest of him is parking the car. | 1.3361 | 0.05240 | 119 | 85 | 28 | 6 |
722 | Thank you, the second date is always my favorite | 1.3359 | 0.05484 | 131 | 98 | 22 | 11 |
723 | Crunchy exoskeleton,chewy inside. | 1.3358 | 0.05209 | 137 | 101 | 26 | 10 |
724 | I hope you enjoy your lunch date. | 1.3358 | 0.05209 | 137 | 101 | 26 | 10 |
725 | You know, they used to toss these things out during the French revolution. | 1.3358 | 0.05606 | 137 | 105 | 18 | 14 |
726 | His last request was medium rare. | 1.3356 | 0.04789 | 146 | 105 | 33 | 8 |
727 | He assured me, Madame, he too enjoyed the earlier events of the evening. | 1.3354 | 0.04902 | 161 | 120 | 28 | 13 |
728 | The rest of your husband will be joining you shortly | 1.3354 | 0.04837 | 164 | 122 | 29 | 13 |
729 | Your husband came out ahead. | 1.3352 | 0.04672 | 176 | 131 | 31 | 14 |
730 | I said "bread." Not "Fred." | 1.3333 | 0.05377 | 138 | 104 | 22 | 12 |
731 | He said you were insatiable. | 1.3333 | 0.05480 | 111 | 80 | 25 | 6 |
732 | Many would kill for a meal like this. | 1.3333 | 0.04819 | 153 | 112 | 31 | 10 |
733 | And, here's your Mate Course. | 1.3333 | 0.04912 | 126 | 89 | 32 | 5 |
734 | I'm so pleased to see that Mr. Mantis is joining you. | 1.3333 | 0.04792 | 150 | 109 | 32 | 9 |
735 | Good evening, Madame. Your dinner guest has arrived. | 1.3333 | 0.05074 | 138 | 101 | 28 | 9 |
736 | Your husband requested that I tell you that he hopes you enjoy him. | 1.3333 | 0.05581 | 108 | 78 | 24 | 6 |
737 | "For your next course, I suggest you compliment with fava beans and a nice Chianti." | 1.3333 | 0.05664 | 114 | 84 | 22 | 8 |
738 | Keep it covered till I finish praying. | 1.3333 | 0.04676 | 168 | 124 | 32 | 12 |
739 | It is so hard to find a man who gives good head. | 1.3333 | 0.04928 | 144 | 105 | 30 | 9 |
740 | He asked us to say that you were totally worth it." | 1.3333 | 0.05449 | 132 | 99 | 22 | 11 |
741 | I’ll be your head waiter tonight. | 1.3333 | 0.06258 | 99 | 74 | 17 | 8 |
742 | How to know when you're over your ex. | 1.3333 | 0.05198 | 141 | 105 | 25 | 11 |
743 | The baby daddy special,m’am | 1.3333 | 0.05232 | 132 | 97 | 26 | 9 |
744 | He wanted me to tell you he really enjoyed the appetizer. | 1.3333 | 0.04783 | 120 | 83 | 34 | 3 |
745 | I had asked for the headWAITER! | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
746 | Chef wishes you many viable offspring, nourished by their father's piquant essence. | 1.3333 | 0.05246 | 153 | 117 | 21 | 15 |
747 | Now for the final climax !!! | 1.3333 | 0.04885 | 150 | 110 | 30 | 10 |
748 | Broiled mate, medium rare. | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
749 | May we presume that Madame is dining alone this evening? | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 123 | 93 | 19 | 11 |
750 | His last words - Was it good for you? | 1.3333 | 0.05482 | 141 | 108 | 19 | 14 |
751 | He said Yes! | 1.3333 | 0.05526 | 114 | 83 | 24 | 7 |
752 | May I offer you a cigarette with your entree? | 1.3333 | 0.05593 | 120 | 89 | 22 | 9 |
753 | Compliments of the gentlemantis in the corner. | 1.3333 | 0.05150 | 117 | 83 | 29 | 5 |
754 | Compliments of the gentleman you came in with. | 1.3313 | 0.04632 | 166 | 122 | 33 | 11 |
755 | Alas poor Yorick,I'll chew him well. | 1.3311 | 0.05109 | 148 | 111 | 25 | 12 |
756 | Louie, I loved you so much, great to see you again. | 1.3309 | 0.05043 | 139 | 102 | 28 | 9 |
757 | Careful, it's still copulating with you under the table. | 1.3309 | 0.05429 | 136 | 103 | 21 | 12 |
758 | It’s always awkward running into an ex | 1.3308 | 0.05167 | 130 | 95 | 27 | 8 |
759 | Wait a minute. That's not my husband! | 1.3305 | 0.05652 | 118 | 88 | 21 | 9 |
760 | Madam, we hope this has been your best honeymoon ever! | 1.3302 | 0.05643 | 106 | 77 | 23 | 6 |
761 | Well done. That's the way my husband liked things. | 1.3290 | 0.04495 | 155 | 111 | 37 | 7 |
762 | More handsome than I remember, the children will be beautiful! | 1.3289 | 0.04830 | 152 | 112 | 30 | 10 |
763 | I do hope you like your ex over easy, madam. | 1.3287 | 0.04940 | 143 | 105 | 29 | 9 |
764 | We're honored to serve both of you. | 1.3284 | 0.05273 | 134 | 100 | 24 | 10 |
765 | Here's the lucky fellow. | 1.3282 | 0.04900 | 131 | 94 | 31 | 6 |
766 | Having your husband for dinner, again | 1.3282 | 0.05466 | 131 | 99 | 21 | 11 |
767 | Is it fresh? | 1.3280 | 0.05987 | 125 | 98 | 13 | 14 |
768 | Your Croque Monsieur, Madame. | 1.3279 | 0.05263 | 122 | 89 | 26 | 7 |
769 | Congratulations to your new family. | 1.3279 | 0.05871 | 122 | 94 | 16 | 12 |
770 | Your Tinder, prepared as usual. | 1.3279 | 0.05390 | 122 | 90 | 24 | 8 |
771 | "You appear to have worked up quite an appetite this evening, Madame." | 1.3277 | 0.05737 | 119 | 90 | 19 | 10 |
772 | Infused with nicotine, as requested. | 1.3277 | 0.05737 | 119 | 90 | 19 | 10 |
773 | Tonight’s special is compliments of your late husband. | 1.3274 | 0.05097 | 113 | 80 | 29 | 4 |
774 | Delighted your husband could join us, ma’am. | 1.3273 | 0.04643 | 165 | 122 | 32 | 11 |
775 | His last words: »I pray this finally pleases her » | 1.3273 | 0.05496 | 110 | 80 | 24 | 6 |
776 | Sorry to hear about your husband. | 1.3273 | 0.04397 | 165 | 119 | 38 | 8 |
777 | His purpose is served. | 1.3271 | 0.05439 | 107 | 77 | 25 | 5 |
778 | This is two times he’s served me well. | 1.3271 | 0.05905 | 107 | 80 | 19 | 8 |
779 | It appears that Madam is enjoying her date. | 1.3270 | 0.04846 | 159 | 119 | 28 | 12 |
780 | I hope he's not as bitter as he used to be. | 1.3269 | 0.06025 | 104 | 78 | 18 | 8 |
781 | Why Praying Mantis don't do more than three dinner dates. | 1.3264 | 0.05009 | 144 | 107 | 27 | 10 |
782 | Isn't this insectuous? | 1.3264 | 0.05472 | 144 | 112 | 17 | 15 |
783 | It’s medium rare, and Mr. Mantis said you’d be handling the check. | 1.3262 | 0.05181 | 141 | 106 | 24 | 11 |
784 | Actually, I asked for the head waiter. | 1.3262 | 0.04982 | 141 | 104 | 28 | 9 |
785 | Madame was expecting her ex for dinner? | 1.3259 | 0.05024 | 135 | 99 | 28 | 8 |
786 | The mating feast's sweet dessert. | 1.3258 | 0.05536 | 132 | 101 | 19 | 12 |
787 | It's okay, he knew what he was getting into. | 1.3256 | 0.05063 | 129 | 94 | 28 | 7 |
788 | marriage bed to table | 1.3254 | 0.05501 | 126 | 95 | 21 | 10 |
789 | He served his purpose, and you served him wonderfully. | 1.3252 | 0.05596 | 123 | 93 | 20 | 10 |
790 | Yes, as you know, he's always wild-caught | 1.3250 | 0.05314 | 120 | 88 | 25 | 7 |
791 | Serving piece de resistance, Spouse du jour. | 1.3250 | 0.04738 | 160 | 119 | 30 | 11 |
792 | Mr. Lector says it should go quite well with a nice Chianti. | 1.3250 | 0.05696 | 120 | 91 | 19 | 10 |
793 | Very well done. And very rare. Imagine! | 1.3250 | 0.05444 | 120 | 89 | 23 | 8 |
794 | This is the best head I’ve ever had | 1.3243 | 0.05747 | 111 | 83 | 20 | 8 |
795 | Bon Appétit and congratulations on your wedding | 1.3241 | 0.05260 | 145 | 111 | 21 | 13 |
796 | We call it Croque Monsieur | 1.3241 | 0.05858 | 108 | 81 | 19 | 8 |
797 | May your pregnancy be filled with nothing but the best. Bon appétit. | 1.3239 | 0.05150 | 142 | 107 | 24 | 11 |
798 | Don't worry sir, it's wild-caught and sustainably sourced. | 1.3238 | 0.05496 | 105 | 76 | 24 | 5 |
799 | The ‘kill, screw, marry’ special. | 1.3237 | 0.05127 | 139 | 104 | 25 | 10 |
800 | Foreboding Thought, Eh? | 1.3235 | 0.05772 | 102 | 75 | 21 | 6 |
801 | I believe you are familiar with this dish madam. | 1.3232 | 0.05890 | 99 | 73 | 20 | 6 |
802 | Most people just smoke a cigarette. | 1.3231 | 0.05262 | 130 | 97 | 24 | 9 |
803 | I beg your pardon, but I think that's Harold. He belongs at table three with Marlene. | 1.3229 | 0.05829 | 96 | 70 | 21 | 5 |
804 | Your husband will never know. | 1.3228 | 0.04940 | 158 | 120 | 25 | 13 |
805 | I hope you enjoyed your honeymoon night - here's your husband | 1.3228 | 0.04774 | 158 | 118 | 29 | 11 |
806 | …with compliments of the head chef. | 1.3226 | 0.05191 | 124 | 91 | 26 | 7 |
807 | Your husband wanted to make this special for you. | 1.3226 | 0.05438 | 124 | 93 | 22 | 9 |
808 | What was that book? Love, prey, eat? | 1.3223 | 0.05532 | 121 | 91 | 21 | 9 |
809 | apparently his body was to die for | 1.3220 | 0.05090 | 118 | 85 | 28 | 5 |
810 | He fell head over heels.....Wait! where are the heels | 1.3217 | 0.05024 | 115 | 82 | 29 | 4 |
811 | Now that you've finished your appetizer course, your salad course, and your intercourse... allow me to present your main course. | 1.3214 | 0.05703 | 112 | 84 | 20 | 8 |
812 | Do you know if it’s a boy or a girl yet? | 1.3214 | 0.04890 | 140 | 103 | 29 | 8 |
813 | Madame, as requested, your mate on a plate. | 1.3212 | 0.04852 | 137 | 100 | 30 | 7 |
814 | Did you also BYOB? | 1.3212 | 0.05173 | 137 | 103 | 24 | 10 |
815 | Beats having a smoke! | 1.3211 | 0.05512 | 109 | 80 | 23 | 6 |
816 | My Ex... | 1.3209 | 0.05146 | 134 | 100 | 25 | 9 |
817 | Excuse me, but I ordered fries with him. | 1.3209 | 0.05146 | 134 | 100 | 25 | 9 |
818 | I wondered why his suicide note was a recipe | 1.3208 | 0.04831 | 159 | 120 | 27 | 12 |
819 | You want a side of fries with that? | 1.3206 | 0.05338 | 131 | 99 | 22 | 10 |
820 | Madame, your husband has exquisite taste. | 1.3206 | 0.05554 | 131 | 101 | 18 | 12 |
821 | Complment from the madam at Table 3. | 1.3203 | 0.04826 | 128 | 92 | 31 | 5 |
822 | He always underestimated me. | 1.3200 | 0.04899 | 125 | 90 | 30 | 5 |
823 | Recognize anyone? | 1.3200 | 0.04899 | 125 | 90 | 30 | 5 |
824 | This is the first course, the body of the meal comes later | 1.3200 | 0.05279 | 125 | 93 | 24 | 8 |
825 | I'll be your head waiter tonight. Are there any other parts of your husband you prefer? | 1.3197 | 0.04422 | 147 | 105 | 37 | 5 |
826 | The first date is always the toughest. | 1.3197 | 0.05614 | 122 | 93 | 19 | 10 |
827 | The rest of your party will be joining you shortly. | 1.3197 | 0.05240 | 122 | 90 | 25 | 7 |
828 | Animal Planet's reality dating show was canceled after one episode. | 1.3196 | 0.05961 | 97 | 72 | 19 | 6 |
829 | WORST example of a "head waiter" joke. | 1.3190 | 0.05281 | 116 | 85 | 25 | 6 |
830 | Your husband du jour,madame. | 1.3190 | 0.05281 | 116 | 85 | 25 | 6 |
831 | And for the lady… | 1.3188 | 0.05243 | 138 | 105 | 22 | 11 |
832 | He had a good heart. | 1.3186 | 0.05223 | 113 | 85 | 22 | 6 |
833 | Even the end of a relationship can be a cause for celebration. | 1.3186 | 0.04912 | 113 | 80 | 30 | 3 |
834 | ''...and our suggested companion wine is an audacious recent vintage, earthy and crunchy, with an abrupt finish." | 1.3185 | 0.05004 | 135 | 100 | 27 | 8 |
835 | Oh weird, he seemed more attractive when I was aroused. | 1.3182 | 0.06048 | 110 | 85 | 15 | 10 |
836 | Would Madame like flies with that? | 1.3182 | 0.05303 | 132 | 100 | 22 | 10 |
837 | Congratulations on your engagement. | 1.3175 | 0.05480 | 126 | 96 | 20 | 10 |
838 | You may be the head waiter, but I did not order that. | 1.3175 | 0.04995 | 126 | 92 | 28 | 6 |
839 | As requested, medium rare with more than a hint of I hope it was worth it." | 1.3175 | 0.05363 | 126 | 95 | 22 | 9 |
840 | Good once, good twice! | 1.3173 | 0.05339 | 104 | 75 | 25 | 4 |
841 | I'm sure this is how he'd want you to remember him. | 1.3171 | 0.04304 | 164 | 119 | 38 | 7 |
842 | So that's swipe right | 1.3169 | 0.04934 | 142 | 106 | 27 | 9 |
843 | Madam, my compliments and my condolences. | 1.3169 | 0.05034 | 142 | 107 | 25 | 10 |
844 | That will go perfectly with my nice Chianti. | 1.3168 | 0.05959 | 101 | 76 | 18 | 7 |
845 | For you, from what's left of the guy siting at the bar. | 1.3168 | 0.05617 | 101 | 74 | 22 | 5 |
846 | And I thought he forgot our anniversary. | 1.3168 | 0.06282 | 101 | 78 | 14 | 9 |
847 | After all, Madame, you're eating for 20,000 now. | 1.3168 | 0.04779 | 161 | 122 | 27 | 12 |
848 | He was my best mate ever. | 1.3167 | 0.05421 | 120 | 90 | 22 | 8 |
849 | Romance is dead. | 1.3165 | 0.04793 | 139 | 102 | 30 | 7 |
850 | He doesn't look at all like his Tinder profile! | 1.3163 | 0.05728 | 98 | 72 | 21 | 5 |
851 | Seems you are the winner of this year’s “Mating Game” | 1.3163 | 0.05728 | 98 | 72 | 21 | 5 |
852 | Oh dear, no. When we last embraced, he asked to be served grilled. | 1.3162 | 0.05100 | 117 | 85 | 27 | 5 |
853 | Smart to order ahead. | 1.3162 | 0.05648 | 117 | 89 | 19 | 9 |
854 | This is what I meant when I said yes to dinner. | 1.3158 | 0.06218 | 95 | 72 | 16 | 7 |
855 | Seeing young couples find true love is the best part of this job. | 1.3158 | 0.05333 | 114 | 84 | 24 | 6 |
856 | tete du jour, madam? | 1.3158 | 0.05160 | 133 | 100 | 24 | 9 |
857 | Madame, the Lover's Special. Bon appetit! | 1.3154 | 0.05241 | 130 | 98 | 23 | 9 |
858 | I hope he's better than he was last night. | 1.3153 | 0.06001 | 111 | 86 | 15 | 10 |
859 | Ms. Mantis, I present for tonight’s amuse bouche, your mate. | 1.3153 | 0.05721 | 111 | 84 | 19 | 8 |
860 | Madame will be dining alone? | 1.3151 | 0.05212 | 146 | 113 | 20 | 13 |
861 | Yes. He did indeed say it was also good for him. | 1.3150 | 0.05208 | 127 | 95 | 24 | 8 |
862 | His head on a plate as requested. | 1.3143 | 0.05373 | 140 | 109 | 18 | 13 |
863 | Ma'am, for the final course of your wedding... | 1.3139 | 0.04720 | 137 | 100 | 31 | 6 |
864 | Today’s special: head of food critic. | 1.3136 | 0.05064 | 118 | 86 | 27 | 5 |
865 | He was great as a mate, I pray he's great on a plate as well. | 1.3134 | 0.05126 | 134 | 101 | 24 | 9 |
866 | A tender lover, at last. | 1.3133 | 0.04928 | 150 | 114 | 25 | 11 |
867 | Ceci n'est pas une tête. | 1.3131 | 0.06524 | 99 | 78 | 11 | 10 |
868 | No date tonight? Try our catch of the day. Prepared date on a plate! | 1.3129 | 0.04710 | 147 | 109 | 30 | 8 |
869 | Ma'am, your partner's last words were, " happy one hour anniversary". | 1.3125 | 0.05817 | 112 | 86 | 17 | 9 |
870 | It’s not my mate but it will do. | 1.3125 | 0.05234 | 112 | 82 | 25 | 5 |
871 | Now that brings back happy memories. | 1.3125 | 0.05386 | 112 | 83 | 23 | 6 |
872 | Compliments to the chef on my husband | 1.3125 | 0.05533 | 112 | 84 | 21 | 7 |
873 | Ah...I see this is not your first date. | 1.3125 | 0.05386 | 112 | 83 | 23 | 6 |
874 | It's very fresh, still has a smile on its face. | 1.3121 | 0.04683 | 157 | 118 | 29 | 10 |
875 | Care for a cigarette with your dessert? | 1.3120 | 0.05378 | 125 | 95 | 21 | 9 |
876 | Would Madame care for a post-coital palate cleanser? | 1.3120 | 0.05497 | 125 | 96 | 19 | 10 |
877 | Complements of his wife. | 1.3120 | 0.05378 | 125 | 95 | 21 | 9 |
878 | Alas, I knew him well. | 1.3120 | 0.05257 | 125 | 94 | 23 | 8 |
879 | But revenge is best served cold. | 1.3120 | 0.05005 | 125 | 92 | 27 | 6 |
880 | I knew something smelled familiar. | 1.3120 | 0.04875 | 125 | 91 | 29 | 5 |
881 | And he's still hot stuff. | 1.3119 | 0.04997 | 109 | 78 | 28 | 3 |
882 | I assume you’ve worked up a healthy appetite. | 1.3119 | 0.05164 | 109 | 79 | 26 | 4 |
883 | My mother always told me the best men are rare. | 1.3118 | 0.04588 | 170 | 129 | 29 | 12 |
884 | I am your head waiter for tonight. Will there be anyone else? | 1.3116 | 0.05018 | 138 | 104 | 25 | 9 |
885 | Our restaurant truly believes in ‘You Are What You Eat.’ Enjoy! | 1.3116 | 0.05122 | 138 | 105 | 23 | 10 |
886 | Of course it's organic. | 1.3113 | 0.05899 | 106 | 81 | 17 | 8 |
887 | Do you wish to pray before dining? | 1.3111 | 0.05094 | 135 | 102 | 24 | 9 |
888 | The aroma is so divine, I just might ovulate again | 1.3109 | 0.05436 | 119 | 90 | 21 | 8 |
889 | There’s no guilt in treating yourself now and again. Besides, you earned it. | 1.3107 | 0.05524 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
890 | He looks a little steamed! | 1.3107 | 0.05349 | 103 | 75 | 24 | 4 |
891 | Your beloved, beheaded. | 1.3106 | 0.05173 | 132 | 100 | 23 | 9 |
892 | Matilda always liked to save face after a one-night stand. | 1.3106 | 0.05283 | 132 | 101 | 21 | 10 |
893 | He said the car is parked around the corner. | 1.3106 | 0.05080 | 161 | 127 | 18 | 16 |
894 | Would you like thighs with that? | 1.3103 | 0.05395 | 116 | 87 | 22 | 7 |
895 | Oh, that looks absolutely delicious! But it's not who I ordered. | 1.3103 | 0.05110 | 116 | 85 | 26 | 5 |
896 | He was a little put out when I told him he had to pay the check in advance. | 1.3101 | 0.05138 | 129 | 97 | 24 | 8 |
897 | Finally, a civilized way to enjoy a meal! | 1.3101 | 0.05369 | 129 | 99 | 20 | 10 |
898 | Dinner is served, Mr. Putin. | 1.3101 | 0.05590 | 129 | 101 | 16 | 12 |
899 | He was a great and passionate lover, and the sauce meuniere does him justice. | 1.3099 | 0.04915 | 142 | 107 | 26 | 9 |
900 | I'm glad that your husband could join us. | 1.3097 | 0.05491 | 113 | 85 | 21 | 7 |
901 | I'm sorry, there's been a mistake. I'm a praying mantis. | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
902 | This needs no caption, it's great on its own. | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
903 | We call it pray, love, eat. | 1.3094 | 0.05191 | 139 | 107 | 21 | 11 |
904 | A nominal corpsage fee does apply when you bring your own husband, madam. | 1.3091 | 0.05285 | 110 | 81 | 24 | 5 |
905 | Your ex, madame. Bon appetit. | 1.3089 | 0.05180 | 123 | 92 | 24 | 7 |
906 | Here is tonight's matriarchy special. | 1.3089 | 0.05431 | 123 | 94 | 20 | 9 |
907 | It is always our great pleasure to cater your weddings. | 1.3089 | 0.05307 | 123 | 93 | 22 | 8 |
908 | The date dessert, madam. | 1.3087 | 0.04752 | 149 | 112 | 28 | 9 |
909 | He looks different dead. | 1.3085 | 0.05245 | 94 | 67 | 25 | 2 |
910 | He always said he wanted to go out in style. | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
911 | I can go speak to the manager but, he is going to agree with me. You can't complain about the portion being small when you are the one who provided it. | 1.3083 | 0.05265 | 120 | 90 | 23 | 7 |
912 | Mind if I take a selfie for the kids? | 1.3083 | 0.05650 | 120 | 93 | 17 | 10 |
913 | Your Baby Daddy Supreme, Madam. | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
914 | Your usual as always, Madame. | 1.3077 | 0.05216 | 117 | 87 | 24 | 6 |
915 | Our head chef sends this with his regards. | 1.3077 | 0.05073 | 117 | 86 | 26 | 5 |
916 | Ending relationships is always difficult. | 1.3077 | 0.05491 | 117 | 89 | 20 | 8 |
917 | Your al denta amor, madam | 1.3071 | 0.05063 | 127 | 95 | 25 | 7 |
918 | I told him that if he crossed me I would have his head on a platter! | 1.3070 | 0.05449 | 114 | 86 | 21 | 7 |
919 | With compliments from your ex. | 1.3070 | 0.05157 | 114 | 84 | 25 | 5 |
920 | Your prayers have been answered. | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
921 | Ah, just the way I like my husbands. | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
922 | I hear it's to die for! | 1.3068 | 0.05202 | 88 | 62 | 25 | 1 |
923 | Tonight's special: last night's date | 1.3068 | 0.06334 | 88 | 67 | 15 | 6 |
924 | We call this dish Alfredo Garcia | 1.3065 | 0.05513 | 124 | 96 | 18 | 10 |
925 | Your husband, m’am. Enjoy. | 1.3065 | 0.05270 | 124 | 94 | 22 | 8 |
926 | His last words were ' Please tell her it was all worth it'. | 1.3065 | 0.05270 | 124 | 94 | 22 | 8 |
927 | I married him for his looks -- and he's still a dish. | 1.3061 | 0.04885 | 147 | 112 | 25 | 10 |
928 | Taste familial? | 1.3058 | 0.04817 | 121 | 88 | 29 | 4 |
929 | You’re looking wonderful tonight my dear. | 1.3056 | 0.05002 | 108 | 78 | 27 | 3 |
930 | Your husband, well done as requested... | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
931 | My last customer was a pig, and he ordered pork chops. | 1.3051 | 0.05451 | 118 | 90 | 20 | 8 |
932 | Aw, the love of my life. | 1.3051 | 0.05316 | 118 | 89 | 22 | 7 |
933 | This is the best date I've eaten all week. | 1.3051 | 0.05451 | 118 | 90 | 20 | 8 |
934 | She really whet your appetite didn't she? | 1.3051 | 0.04890 | 118 | 86 | 28 | 4 |
935 | He was the best lover I ever had, alas… | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
936 | I guess I’m having what she had. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
937 | You idiot, you cooked him before we had sex! | 1.3043 | 0.05408 | 115 | 87 | 21 | 7 |
938 | He should have bought you dinner first. | 1.3043 | 0.06132 | 92 | 70 | 16 | 6 |
939 | Your date-night special, Madam. | 1.3043 | 0.05119 | 115 | 85 | 25 | 5 |
940 | I'd rather just have a cigarette afterwards like everyone else, but those potatoes look divine. | 1.3040 | 0.05355 | 125 | 96 | 20 | 9 |
941 | All our males are locally sourced. | 1.3037 | 0.04962 | 135 | 102 | 25 | 8 |
942 | He told me to tell you that he DOES take this personally | 1.3037 | 0.05073 | 135 | 103 | 23 | 9 |
943 | What a treat! When Bill asked me out for dinner I had no idea this is what he had in mind | 1.3036 | 0.05649 | 112 | 86 | 18 | 8 |
944 | Post-coital snack? | 1.3036 | 0.05205 | 112 | 83 | 24 | 5 |
945 | Voilà, madame, your catch of the day. | 1.3036 | 0.05505 | 112 | 85 | 20 | 7 |
946 | I warned him! | 1.3036 | 0.05205 | 112 | 83 | 24 | 5 |
947 | Decaptionated | 1.3036 | 0.05505 | 112 | 85 | 20 | 7 |
948 | He was great last night. | 1.3034 | 0.06272 | 89 | 68 | 15 | 6 |
949 | May I present an amuse-bouche? | 1.3033 | 0.05059 | 122 | 91 | 25 | 6 |
950 | We have to charge a small corking fee for both the wine and the head you brought with you madam. Bon appetit. | 1.3033 | 0.05059 | 122 | 91 | 25 | 6 |
951 | Wasn't vengeance supposed to be served cold? | 1.3028 | 0.04996 | 142 | 109 | 23 | 10 |
952 | It was love at first sight. | 1.3028 | 0.05756 | 109 | 84 | 17 | 8 |
953 | It's so good to see you again, Maurice! | 1.3028 | 0.05607 | 109 | 83 | 19 | 7 |
954 | I'll miss the great sex. | 1.3028 | 0.05132 | 109 | 80 | 25 | 4 |
955 | I take it your divorce came through. | 1.3025 | 0.05411 | 119 | 91 | 20 | 8 |
956 | Violà, Salomé, your favorite. | 1.3025 | 0.05141 | 119 | 89 | 24 | 6 |
957 | Madame, courtesy of your husband. | 1.3023 | 0.04618 | 129 | 94 | 31 | 4 |
958 | You kill it, we cook it | 1.3023 | 0.06204 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
959 | Thank you for removing the cigarette. | 1.3023 | 0.05116 | 129 | 98 | 23 | 8 |
960 | But, is it Kosher? | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
961 | I see you're on your honeymoon. | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
962 | Your date has arrived. | 1.3019 | 0.05046 | 106 | 77 | 26 | 3 |
963 | From the gentleman at the bar, with his compliments | 1.3019 | 0.05221 | 106 | 78 | 24 | 4 |
964 | Do you have any ketchup? | 1.3019 | 0.05555 | 106 | 80 | 20 | 6 |
965 | Revenge reimagined. | 1.3017 | 0.05081 | 116 | 86 | 25 | 5 |
966 | I lure. I mate. I eat. It never gets old. You’ve really outdone yourself this time, Henri. | 1.3016 | 0.05073 | 126 | 95 | 24 | 7 |
967 | We meet again | 1.3014 | 0.04597 | 146 | 109 | 30 | 7 |
968 | I see your husband is joining you for dinner tonight. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
969 | Oh my Dear! | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
970 | He's never looked so good. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
971 | I may be wrong, but I see a hint of a smile. | 1.3010 | 0.05132 | 103 | 75 | 25 | 3 |
972 | Today’s special: mate on a plate. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
973 | So much for praying... | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
974 | His children will love the story of our last meal together. | 1.3009 | 0.05316 | 113 | 85 | 22 | 6 |
975 | Your revenge...served cold | 1.3009 | 0.05745 | 113 | 88 | 16 | 9 |
976 | Voilà! The Engagement Special! | 1.3008 | 0.05282 | 123 | 94 | 21 | 8 |
977 | Chef suggests you save room for dessert. | 1.3008 | 0.05282 | 123 | 94 | 21 | 8 |
978 | Dining alone? | 1.3008 | 0.05407 | 123 | 95 | 19 | 9 |
979 | This is the first time that I've ever told him that anything he did was well done. | 1.3008 | 0.04608 | 123 | 89 | 31 | 3 |
980 | Send him back. I didn't even have sex with him first. | 1.3008 | 0.05117 | 133 | 102 | 22 | 9 |
981 | I guess I'll be able to say he had good taste. | 1.3008 | 0.05117 | 133 | 102 | 22 | 9 |
982 | That's to die for | 1.3008 | 0.04771 | 133 | 99 | 28 | 6 |
983 | Madame, for your main course, I present your husband, tastefully imbued with butter and grilled to perfection. | 1.3008 | 0.05005 | 133 | 101 | 24 | 8 |
984 | Oh good, he stayed for dinner afterwards. | 1.3000 | 0.05422 | 130 | 102 | 17 | 11 |
985 | The mating seasonal special, complements of your life partner. | 1.3000 | 0.05575 | 90 | 66 | 21 | 3 |
986 | One check, I presume? | 1.3000 | 0.06276 | 100 | 79 | 12 | 9 |
987 | I met him on preying mantis tinder. “Let’s hook-up and I’ll take you out for dinner” I said. | 1.3000 | 0.05563 | 110 | 84 | 19 | 7 |
988 | Compliments of the hussy at the end of the bar." | 1.3000 | 0.04754 | 110 | 79 | 29 | 2 |
989 | That’s not my partner. | 1.3000 | 0.05626 | 120 | 94 | 16 | 10 |
990 | Here's hoping that all your children are girls! | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
991 | Your husband asked that you eat ahead of him. | 1.3000 | 0.06276 | 100 | 79 | 12 | 9 |
992 | Oh, that's perfect, thank you. And if it's not too much trouble, a side of ranch? | 1.2993 | 0.04570 | 147 | 110 | 30 | 7 |
993 | Madam, we do hope you enjoy our family platter. | 1.2992 | 0.04913 | 127 | 95 | 26 | 6 |
994 | He phoned a head for reservations | 1.2992 | 0.04913 | 127 | 95 | 26 | 6 |
995 | Oh, he's much happier this way. | 1.2992 | 0.05281 | 127 | 98 | 20 | 9 |
996 | Nice try. But that is not my husband. | 1.2991 | 0.05855 | 117 | 93 | 13 | 11 |
997 | Eat, praying mantis, love. | 1.2991 | 0.05510 | 107 | 81 | 20 | 6 |
998 | Stuffed date. | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
999 | YOUR SPOUSE, MADAM. | 1.2987 | 0.04526 | 154 | 116 | 30 | 8 |
1000 | He’d like to get back together. | 1.2985 | 0.04858 | 134 | 101 | 26 | 7 |
1001 | Beloved Au gratin! | 1.2984 | 0.05369 | 124 | 96 | 19 | 9 |
1002 | Your just deserts! | 1.2984 | 0.04719 | 124 | 91 | 29 | 4 |
1003 | He just had sex, so it’s fresh” | 1.2982 | 0.05700 | 114 | 89 | 16 | 9 |
1004 | It was too late when he said he didn't think he was ready for a commitment. | 1.2981 | 0.05937 | 104 | 81 | 15 | 8 |
1005 | A true gentleman gives head on the first date. | 1.2981 | 0.05937 | 104 | 81 | 15 | 8 |
1006 | May we presume Madame is eating for two? | 1.2981 | 0.05937 | 104 | 81 | 15 | 8 |
1007 | Your last husband, very rare, with a side of next morning remorse. | 1.2981 | 0.05271 | 104 | 77 | 23 | 4 |
1008 | Alas, poor Frank, I knew him well. | 1.2979 | 0.06205 | 94 | 73 | 14 | 7 |
1009 | Finally, some real head | 1.2976 | 0.06055 | 84 | 63 | 17 | 4 |
1010 | Well done, unlike the actual date. | 1.2976 | 0.06511 | 84 | 65 | 13 | 6 |
1011 | He had a big smile on his face. | 1.2975 | 0.05333 | 121 | 93 | 20 | 8 |
1012 | Can I have A1 mantis sauce? | 1.2975 | 0.05585 | 121 | 95 | 16 | 10 |
1013 | Your husband, a la carte, Madam. | 1.2973 | 0.05665 | 111 | 86 | 17 | 8 |
1014 | It is indeed him, madam. The turmeric seasoning just made his eyes seem a little dreamy. | 1.2973 | 0.05665 | 111 | 86 | 17 | 8 |
1015 | I don't always get head on a first date. | 1.2973 | 0.05665 | 111 | 88 | 14 | 9 |
1016 | And for our main course we have a taste of your own medicine. | 1.2973 | 0.05368 | 111 | 84 | 21 | 6 |
1017 | Ah! And old lover joining me for dinner! | 1.2971 | 0.04869 | 138 | 105 | 25 | 8 |
1018 | The bride's special, madam! | 1.2970 | 0.05367 | 101 | 75 | 22 | 4 |
1019 | Dennis is served. | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
1020 | Is Madame enjoying her honeymoon? | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
1021 | He's never looked hotter | 1.2966 | 0.05150 | 118 | 89 | 23 | 6 |
1022 | Madam, Your Mate on a Plate served the usual way | 1.2966 | 0.05002 | 145 | 113 | 21 | 11 |
1023 | May I suggest the honeyed or chocolate testicle sweetbread for dessert? | 1.2963 | 0.04470 | 135 | 99 | 32 | 4 |
1024 | Here is your order, Ms. Salome" | 1.2963 | 0.05465 | 108 | 82 | 20 | 6 |
1025 | Actually, revenge is a dish best served cold. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1026 | I'm doing Paleo. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1027 | Bernie! | 1.2957 | 0.05380 | 115 | 88 | 20 | 7 |
1028 | Tell the chef I’m in love with his work. | 1.2950 | 0.04945 | 139 | 107 | 23 | 9 |
1029 | You did say your husband would be joining you!! | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
1030 | I said, “Cold…revenge is a gift best served cold!” | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
1031 | May I present, in garlic butter, your third husband, Bruce. | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
1032 | Job well done my lady. | 1.2946 | 0.04853 | 112 | 82 | 27 | 3 |
1033 | Your meal, tete flambe a la mari. Enjoy. | 1.2946 | 0.04848 | 129 | 97 | 26 | 6 |
1034 | Madame, your husband certainly had a fine head on him. | 1.2945 | 0.04778 | 146 | 112 | 25 | 9 |
1035 | He spoke of you quite fondly. | 1.2941 | 0.05675 | 102 | 78 | 18 | 6 |
1036 | Are you sure it's the same guy. He looked better raw. | 1.2941 | 0.05136 | 102 | 75 | 24 | 3 |
1037 | Your ex | 1.2941 | 0.05384 | 119 | 92 | 19 | 8 |
1038 | Mate's Head On A Platter: always a great choice, Madame. | 1.2941 | 0.06444 | 85 | 66 | 13 | 6 |
1039 | Hey, today's special looks familiar... | 1.2941 | 0.05113 | 119 | 90 | 23 | 6 |
1040 | O, yes, that was some night we had! | 1.2941 | 0.06007 | 102 | 80 | 14 | 8 |
1041 | I asked for it on a SILVER platter. | 1.2941 | 0.05384 | 119 | 92 | 19 | 8 |
1042 | I loved him and I"m sure after dinner I'll miss him... | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
1043 | Already? I heard of skipping foreplay, but this is ridiculous. | 1.2937 | 0.04742 | 143 | 109 | 26 | 8 |
1044 | You were not misinformed Ms,you can have your mate and eat it | 1.2936 | 0.05727 | 109 | 85 | 16 | 8 |
1045 | He's hot for you. | 1.2936 | 0.05263 | 109 | 82 | 22 | 5 |
1046 | You did say you wanted to have a friend for dinner | 1.2936 | 0.05099 | 109 | 81 | 24 | 4 |
1047 | He died with a smile on his face. | 1.2935 | 0.05473 | 92 | 68 | 21 | 3 |
1048 | Madam May your children be plentiful! | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
1049 | I did warn him. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
1050 | He certainly looks tastier now! | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
1051 | The gentleman at the bar sent this, along with his room number. | 1.2929 | 0.05788 | 99 | 76 | 17 | 6 |
1052 | Served hot and bothered. | 1.2925 | 0.05682 | 106 | 82 | 17 | 7 |
1053 | Madam - Your husband. | 1.2925 | 0.05186 | 106 | 79 | 23 | 4 |
1054 | I pray, enjoy your prey. | 1.2925 | 0.05522 | 106 | 81 | 19 | 6 |
1055 | It's our widow-maker special. | 1.2925 | 0.05682 | 106 | 82 | 17 | 7 |
1056 | Yes, Madam, the last of the divorce settlement. | 1.2925 | 0.05356 | 106 | 80 | 21 | 5 |
1057 | Madam, the Swipe Right special. | 1.2923 | 0.04938 | 130 | 99 | 24 | 7 |
1058 | Your husband sends his regrets for being late. | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
1059 | Wonderful, I always preferred him for his brain. | 1.2921 | 0.06231 | 89 | 69 | 14 | 6 |
1060 | Ex-husband tartar - enjoy! | 1.2920 | 0.05134 | 113 | 85 | 23 | 5 |
1061 | Best Divorce Settlement Ever!" | 1.2920 | 0.05433 | 113 | 87 | 19 | 7 |
1062 | Your husband is served, Madam. | 1.2917 | 0.06091 | 96 | 75 | 14 | 7 |
1063 | I thought it came with a side of flies. | 1.2917 | 0.04644 | 120 | 88 | 29 | 3 |
1064 | Let us pray before meals... | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1065 | It's always nice to see madam on Valentine's Day." | 1.2917 | 0.05076 | 120 | 91 | 23 | 6 |
1066 | He was good while he lasted. | 1.2917 | 0.05322 | 96 | 71 | 22 | 3 |
1067 | Open faced, as Madame requested. | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1068 | And after...A cigarette please! | 1.2913 | 0.04887 | 127 | 96 | 25 | 6 |
1069 | Looks nothing like Alfredo Garcia but it’ll have to do. I’m starving! | 1.2913 | 0.05955 | 103 | 81 | 14 | 8 |
1070 | Perhaps you have bitten off more than you can chew, Madame. | 1.2913 | 0.05793 | 103 | 80 | 16 | 7 |
1071 | There you are, Madam. The Lover’s Special. | 1.2911 | 0.04605 | 158 | 122 | 26 | 10 |
1072 | That’s what he gets for cheating on me. | 1.2910 | 0.05171 | 134 | 105 | 19 | 10 |
1073 | He was a great lover ~ I'm really going to miss him. By the way, could I get a side of Ranch dressing with that? | 1.2909 | 0.05681 | 110 | 86 | 16 | 8 |
1074 | Just the check please. | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
1075 | I was first attracted to him by his body, but I married him for his brain. | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
1076 | The ultimate dinner date. | 1.2906 | 0.05437 | 117 | 91 | 18 | 8 |
1077 | Oui Mademoiselle, still warm and smiling. | 1.2906 | 0.05437 | 117 | 91 | 18 | 8 |
1078 | Hokus, pokus, locust | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
1079 | À la decollate. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
1080 | He called a head for the reservation. | 1.2901 | 0.05024 | 131 | 101 | 22 | 8 |
1081 | Bitten, not stirred. | 1.2900 | 0.06079 | 100 | 79 | 13 | 8 |
1082 | This is a special dish prepared by our head chef. | 1.2900 | 0.05911 | 100 | 78 | 15 | 7 |
1083 | His wife sends you her regards. | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
1084 | Happy Anniversary darling! | 1.2899 | 0.04388 | 138 | 102 | 32 | 4 |
1085 | Perfect for your third date! | 1.2897 | 0.05477 | 107 | 82 | 19 | 6 |
1086 | No thank you, I had him yesterday. | 1.2897 | 0.05145 | 107 | 80 | 23 | 4 |
1087 | Here is your ‘Mate On A Plate” order madam. Bon apetit. | 1.2897 | 0.05477 | 107 | 82 | 19 | 6 |
1088 | Monsier regrets he cannot enjoy dinner with you tonight. | 1.2892 | 0.06534 | 83 | 65 | 12 | 6 |
1089 | Honeymoon special for one? | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
1090 | It’s bedroom to table. | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
1091 | OMG! It's MOTHER! | 1.2889 | 0.06562 | 90 | 72 | 10 | 8 |
1092 | Looks like this place costs more than an arm and a leg. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
1093 | I hope tastes better than he performed. | 1.2889 | 0.05028 | 135 | 105 | 21 | 9 |
1094 | Trust me, he died very happy. | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
1095 | His last words were of you. | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
1096 | I prefer sex BEFORE dinner. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
1097 | He was a shitty lay. But what an entree! | 1.2886 | 0.04975 | 149 | 118 | 19 | 12 |
1098 | A family favourite! | 1.2885 | 0.05234 | 104 | 78 | 22 | 4 |
1099 | I assume you'll be dining alone, madam. | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
1100 | Your usual post-mating dinner madame. I pray it's to your liking. | 1.2883 | 0.04683 | 111 | 81 | 28 | 2 |
1101 | You're swipe right is served. | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1102 | La pièce de résistance--your ex! | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
1103 | When I asked you to serve my mate,I didn’t mean it literally. | 1.2881 | 0.05529 | 118 | 93 | 16 | 9 |
1104 | He was always so handsome when he slept. | 1.2881 | 0.04977 | 118 | 89 | 24 | 5 |
1105 | Now I pronounce you dinner and wife | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
1106 | Love. Prey. Eat. | 1.2874 | 0.06313 | 87 | 68 | 13 | 6 |
1107 | Pasture raised and humanely butchered..served with medallions of root vegetables. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1108 | Voila! Your husband is finally on time for dinner. | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
1109 | I did not say "Bring me the head of a Acrididea Caelifera". I said "Alfredo Garcia" | 1.2872 | 0.05978 | 94 | 73 | 15 | 6 |
1110 | Some find it disturbing that my taste in men hasn’t evolved much over time. | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
1111 | Madam there is of course no need to acquaint YOU with the provenance of THIS particular dish, but do note, such a SATISFIED expression, if I may be so bold…” | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
1112 | Comfort food....... | 1.2871 | 0.05859 | 101 | 79 | 15 | 7 |
1113 | I hope he's as good on the plate as he was in the bed. | 1.2870 | 0.05104 | 108 | 81 | 23 | 4 |
1114 | He had his fun,now I'll have mine! | 1.2870 | 0.05742 | 108 | 85 | 15 | 8 |
1115 | Wait, revenge is a dish best served cold. | 1.2870 | 0.05762 | 115 | 92 | 13 | 10 |
1116 | My divorce attorney said he'd serve me my husband's head on a platter. I didn't think he was serious. | 1.2870 | 0.05491 | 115 | 90 | 17 | 8 |
1117 | Sorry for the wait. Here's your mate on a plate. | 1.2870 | 0.05057 | 115 | 87 | 23 | 5 |
1118 | He was your favorite. | 1.2868 | 0.04694 | 129 | 97 | 27 | 5 |
1119 | Presenting the head of household. From IRS | 1.2868 | 0.04822 | 129 | 98 | 25 | 6 |
1120 | Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him well. | 1.2857 | 0.05146 | 126 | 98 | 20 | 8 |
1121 | Your mate's head, a la carte | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
1122 | Here you go sir, best served cold. | 1.2857 | 0.05071 | 133 | 104 | 20 | 9 |
1123 | Your husband said to go ahead and start without him | 1.2857 | 0.05012 | 105 | 78 | 24 | 3 |
1124 | My date is so handsome, isn't he | 1.2857 | 0.05146 | 126 | 98 | 20 | 8 |
1125 | Courtesy of the gentleman mostly over at the bar. | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
1126 | This should look very familiar... | 1.2857 | 0.05191 | 105 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
1127 | it's black and blue as you requested ... | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1128 | One "Fantasy Suite Special" for the lovely bachelorette | 1.2857 | 0.05012 | 105 | 78 | 24 | 3 |
1129 | It was a gruesome date, but he’ll make beautiful babies. | 1.2857 | 0.05504 | 126 | 101 | 14 | 11 |
1130 | I genuinely thought he would be the one... | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
1131 | The male | 1.2857 | 0.05365 | 105 | 80 | 20 | 5 |
1132 | He was a good mate till he started wanting it every hour. That was just too much. | 1.2857 | 0.05533 | 105 | 81 | 18 | 6 |
1133 | May I assume that the gentleman won't be getting the check? | 1.2857 | 0.05222 | 119 | 92 | 20 | 7 |
1134 | This dish is to die for. | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
1135 | Your husband insisted that he be served first | 1.2857 | 0.05533 | 105 | 81 | 18 | 6 |
1136 | Congratulations on your nuptials, and I'm sorry for your loss. | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
1137 | Courtesy of the head waiter. | 1.2857 | 0.05191 | 105 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
1138 | OK, will take the rest of him in a baggie. | 1.2846 | 0.04912 | 130 | 100 | 23 | 7 |
1139 | Your Husband à l'Orange, madame. | 1.2846 | 0.04832 | 123 | 93 | 25 | 5 |
1140 | Is it kosher? | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
1141 | Madame, dinner is severed... I mean, served. | 1.2844 | 0.05229 | 109 | 83 | 21 | 5 |
1142 | Grilled to perfection for your post-coital dining pleasure! | 1.2844 | 0.05544 | 109 | 85 | 17 | 7 |
1143 | Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio. He had a good head on his shoulders. | 1.2844 | 0.05986 | 109 | 88 | 11 | 10 |
1144 | No thank you, I am still full from my honeymoon dinner. | 1.2844 | 0.05064 | 109 | 82 | 23 | 4 |
1145 | Yum. My former one-night stand! | 1.2844 | 0.05544 | 109 | 85 | 17 | 7 |
1146 | He saw, he came, he went. | 1.2844 | 0.05389 | 109 | 84 | 19 | 6 |
1147 | When he asked me on a date, he didn't know he'd be dinner. | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
1148 | I prefer it served cold. | 1.2843 | 0.05283 | 102 | 77 | 21 | 4 |
1149 | Thank you for letting us serve you and your mate. | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
1150 | I always get hungry after sex. | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
1151 | Maybe I should have selected red wine. | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1152 | Prey then pray | 1.2832 | 0.05254 | 113 | 87 | 20 | 6 |
1153 | I always do love to end a lover's quarrel with a bite of lunch. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1154 | I was finally able to convince my husband to come out for dinner with me. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1155 | Compliments of the former chef. | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1156 | Your mantis meal with no appetizer, as requested, madam. | 1.2830 | 0.04972 | 106 | 79 | 24 | 3 |
1157 | If you want one for dessert too, there is another mating in the back. | 1.2828 | 0.05380 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
1158 | Served al dente...just as your husband would have wanted. | 1.2828 | 0.05185 | 99 | 74 | 22 | 3 |
1159 | I assure you it tastes like chicken. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
1160 | The usual, Madame? | 1.2826 | 0.06245 | 92 | 73 | 12 | 7 |
1161 | Madam, al dente, as you always prefer. | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
1162 | Chez Cannibal. Keto appropriate. Nothing dipped in chocolate here. Worth the detour. | 1.2826 | 0.05202 | 92 | 68 | 22 | 2 |
1163 | Not to worry, he prepaid for the meal. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
1164 | Your husband said to get started without him. | 1.2821 | 0.05674 | 117 | 94 | 13 | 10 |
1165 | Trust the French waiter to know your love language. | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
1166 | Who knew divorce could look so delicious? | 1.2815 | 0.04893 | 135 | 105 | 22 | 8 |
1167 | That's not the same guy I ate this morning. | 1.2815 | 0.04778 | 135 | 104 | 24 | 7 |
1168 | Happy anniversary. Bon appetit. | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
1169 | Voila. Your dinner guest has arrived. | 1.2812 | 0.04953 | 128 | 99 | 22 | 7 |
1170 | Sorry your husband will no longer be joining you at these dinners. | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
1171 | Wow, this is much easier than divorce! | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
1172 | There were none left in fridge, so we recruited one of our dishwashers. | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
1173 | I hope he enjoyed it! | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
1174 | I hope he tastes better than my first husband. | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
1175 | Judging by the aroma and texture this was an excellent mating year | 1.2810 | 0.04426 | 121 | 89 | 30 | 2 |
1176 | Voilà, healthier and so much more delicious than the cigarette after. | 1.2810 | 0.05278 | 121 | 95 | 18 | 8 |
1177 | The other member of your party is here. | 1.2810 | 0.04579 | 121 | 90 | 28 | 3 |
1178 | All of my husbands have had good taste. | 1.2807 | 0.05063 | 114 | 87 | 22 | 5 |
1179 | He said he wanted to eat ahead, before the dinner crowd arrived. Something went wrong in the translation. | 1.2807 | 0.05361 | 114 | 89 | 18 | 7 |
1180 | May I recommend some fava beans and a nice Chianti to go with your meal? | 1.2804 | 0.05908 | 107 | 86 | 12 | 9 |
1181 | He insisted. | 1.2804 | 0.04932 | 107 | 80 | 24 | 3 |
1182 | Back again so soon, Madam? And still without a date . . . | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
1183 | I'd like a word with the head chef. | 1.2800 | 0.05700 | 100 | 78 | 16 | 6 |
1184 | Your ex, al dente. | 1.2800 | 0.05029 | 125 | 97 | 21 | 7 |
1185 | He wanted me to tell you you’ll make a great mother. | 1.2800 | 0.05140 | 100 | 75 | 22 | 3 |
1186 | He did ask, "Was it good for you too?". | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
1187 | I have the honor to present to Madame la specialite du Maison "male Mantis Tartare". | 1.2800 | 0.06728 | 75 | 59 | 11 | 5 |
1188 | Bob was just happy he got a second date | 1.2800 | 0.05333 | 100 | 76 | 20 | 4 |
1189 | By the way, how are you enjoying the honeymoon suite? | 1.2797 | 0.05367 | 118 | 93 | 17 | 8 |
1190 | Madam's guest has arrived. | 1.2796 | 0.05993 | 93 | 73 | 14 | 6 |
1191 | Ahhh....John the Baptist Grasshopper, if Im not mistaken. | 1.2796 | 0.05993 | 93 | 73 | 14 | 6 |
1192 | The sex was awesome. A shame he isn't here to enjoy this with me, too! | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
1193 | I’m assuming you started with the dessert, madam? | 1.2794 | 0.04512 | 136 | 103 | 28 | 5 |
1194 | Your late husband a la carte | 1.2793 | 0.04985 | 111 | 84 | 23 | 4 |
1195 | Well…you are what you eat. | 1.2793 | 0.04985 | 111 | 84 | 23 | 4 |
1196 | Madame's post-dalliance favorite. | 1.2793 | 0.04985 | 111 | 84 | 23 | 4 |
1197 | Well, his last words were "bite me | 1.2791 | 0.06331 | 86 | 68 | 12 | 6 |
1198 | What won't men do? | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
1199 | I guess you really are what you eat | 1.2788 | 0.05012 | 104 | 78 | 23 | 3 |
1200 | He served his purpose. | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
1201 | Looks delicious, but that's not the ex-husband I ordered. | 1.2787 | 0.04694 | 122 | 92 | 26 | 4 |
1202 | I trust our "morning after/dessert for one" will meet your expectations. | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
1203 | Mate on a Plate, Madam." | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
1204 | Ah, I see that Epstein didn't kill himself. | 1.2784 | 0.06173 | 97 | 78 | 11 | 8 |
1205 | Tell the chef, I loved him before and I'm sure I'll love him again. | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
1206 | I've asked it to be served cold, please. | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
1207 | Compliments of your Sister-In-Law. | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
1208 | So I see your husband will be joining you for dinner. | 1.2783 | 0.05733 | 115 | 93 | 12 | 10 |
1209 | And for Madame, the Salomé special. | 1.2783 | 0.05174 | 115 | 89 | 20 | 6 |
1210 | Your husband said he’d make lunch. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1211 | Ah, just like Mom used to make. | 1.2778 | 0.06520 | 90 | 73 | 9 | 8 |
1212 | Ah - now he'll be a part of me forever. | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
1213 | ...and recently separated from his ex. | 1.2778 | 0.05556 | 108 | 85 | 16 | 7 |
1214 | Madam, your husband has arrived. | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
1215 | Voilá! Tête de mari! | 1.2773 | 0.04611 | 119 | 89 | 27 | 3 |
1216 | This might be embarrassing but... It wasn't him. | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
1217 | Bon appetite! He had it coming. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
1218 | I guess I'm still hoping for a second date. | 1.2771 | 0.06485 | 83 | 66 | 11 | 6 |
1219 | Madame, I would like to be the first to congratulate you on starting a family. | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
1220 | Congratulations on your union, madam. | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
1221 | It’s heads I lose! | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
1222 | You know he would have wanted it this way, in a rich cream sauce with a hint of garlic. | 1.2764 | 0.05328 | 123 | 98 | 16 | 9 |
1223 | Who says a woman can't get ahead in this world? | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
1224 | I always insist they pay for dinner. | 1.2763 | 0.05803 | 76 | 57 | 17 | 2 |
1225 | It’s our Valentine’s Day special. | 1.2762 | 0.05820 | 105 | 84 | 13 | 8 |
1226 | Excuse me while I say grace. | 1.2762 | 0.05820 | 105 | 84 | 13 | 8 |
1227 | A favorite dish of Vladimir Putin. | 1.2762 | 0.05661 | 105 | 83 | 15 | 7 |
1228 | . . . as per your divorce decree. | 1.2762 | 0.05661 | 105 | 83 | 15 | 7 |
1229 | Sorry it took so long, but your husband was late as usual. | 1.2762 | 0.05661 | 105 | 83 | 15 | 7 |
1230 | You've answered my prayer!" | 1.2759 | 0.05279 | 116 | 91 | 18 | 7 |
1231 | He died doing what he loved: you, Madame. | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
1232 | Oh boy,He looks even hotter now! | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
1233 | Just like George to forget his tie. | 1.2759 | 0.06266 | 87 | 69 | 12 | 6 |
1234 | Charlie was my favorite husband. He could dance like no one else. | 1.2759 | 0.04834 | 116 | 88 | 24 | 4 |
1235 | Tonight’s special “Mate on a Plate” | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
1236 | What part of “without the head” did you not understand?” | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
1237 | May I please have five more forks. | 1.2756 | 0.04959 | 127 | 99 | 21 | 7 |
1238 | It's considered it an aphrodisiac Ms. Mantis. | 1.2756 | 0.04959 | 127 | 99 | 21 | 7 |
1239 | Excellent selection of a mate for your offspring. | 1.2754 | 0.04799 | 138 | 108 | 22 | 8 |
1240 | Your “Tete de Mari en Extase”, Madame. | 1.2752 | 0.05510 | 109 | 86 | 16 | 7 |
1241 | I told him if he didn't stop bugging me I have his head on a platter | 1.2752 | 0.04676 | 109 | 81 | 26 | 2 |
1242 | God is great, God is good and I thank Him that Jim was in the mood. | 1.2752 | 0.05662 | 109 | 87 | 14 | 8 |
1243 | When I asked for the headwaiter,I guess they misunderstood. | 1.2750 | 0.05288 | 120 | 95 | 17 | 8 |
1244 | I told him we'd be having dinner tonight | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
1245 | The head is filled with caviar. Bon Appetit! | 1.2750 | 0.06408 | 80 | 63 | 12 | 5 |
1246 | There's soup on my bug. | 1.2748 | 0.05089 | 131 | 104 | 18 | 9 |
1247 | Unethically sourced. | 1.2748 | 0.04730 | 131 | 101 | 24 | 6 |
1248 | It’s heads. You lose. | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
1249 | Your husband said it's your favorite. | 1.2747 | 0.04958 | 91 | 67 | 23 | 1 |
1250 | Today’s catch. | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
1251 | Man tis looks yummy! | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
1252 | Wow,looks fresh! | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
1253 | Ahh, a romantic dinner for the missus? | 1.2745 | 0.05771 | 102 | 81 | 14 | 7 |
1254 | This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted head. | 1.2745 | 0.05771 | 102 | 81 | 14 | 7 |
1255 | My compliments to the exterminator. | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
1256 | Sorry it took so long — he was brainier than you thought. | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
1257 | Well, I did say surprise me. | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
1258 | I was preying for that | 1.2743 | 0.05370 | 113 | 89 | 17 | 7 |
1259 | It's ahead above the rest of our menu. | 1.2743 | 0.05067 | 113 | 87 | 21 | 5 |
1260 | It’s half price off on all same species night | 1.2743 | 0.05067 | 113 | 87 | 21 | 5 |
1261 | Delicious! I was praying for this. | 1.2738 | 0.06416 | 84 | 67 | 11 | 6 |
1262 | His last words were, ‘Mounting expenses.’ | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
1263 | I love tonight's special. We go way back. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
1264 | Courtship is a dish best served hot | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
1265 | He looks especially delicious! | 1.2737 | 0.06068 | 95 | 76 | 12 | 7 |
1266 | Voilà madame. Revenge served cold. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
1267 | Looks like my husband will be joining us for dinner after all. | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
1268 | I understand you're expecting. My condolences. | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
1269 | Alas,poor fellow,a man who loved not too well but loved me at all. | 1.2735 | 0.05513 | 117 | 94 | 14 | 9 |
1270 | I assume you have mated. | 1.2734 | 0.05169 | 128 | 102 | 17 | 9 |
1271 | Might I suggest a nice bottle of chianti with your filet of soulmate, madame? | 1.2734 | 0.04925 | 128 | 100 | 21 | 7 |
1272 | Susan really enjoyed picking her third husband's brain. | 1.2727 | 0.05710 | 99 | 78 | 15 | 6 |
1273 | And for the finale, your love connection, Mademoiselle. | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
1274 | I won't have to fake enjoying this! | 1.2727 | 0.06203 | 88 | 70 | 12 | 6 |
1275 | Your usual, ma’am. | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
1276 | Will Madame be dining alone? | 1.2727 | 0.05140 | 99 | 75 | 21 | 3 |
1277 | I told him to stay out of my yard. | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
1278 | Thank you for the lovely evening Honey. | 1.2727 | 0.05710 | 99 | 78 | 15 | 6 |
1279 | Oh wow. We dated. Just one time, if I recall correctly. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
1280 | You are pleased to have your husband join you for dinner? | 1.2727 | 0.04817 | 110 | 83 | 24 | 3 |
1281 | Our special tonight may seem familiar. | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
1282 | I said eggs, not ex. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
1283 | On behalf of everyone here at La Tête, we thank you for the honor of being selected to prepare your husband for his last rites. | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
1284 | This doesn't need a caption! | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
1285 | Chef’s special, family style | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
1286 | Fresh catch of the day! | 1.2727 | 0.05311 | 110 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
1287 | Your Mate Almondine, Madame. | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
1288 | I had ordered a grasshopper on the rocks. | 1.2727 | 0.05466 | 110 | 87 | 16 | 7 |
1289 | For some reason I want a cigarette just now. | 1.2721 | 0.04836 | 136 | 107 | 21 | 8 |
1290 | Oh, darn, I had that last night. | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
1291 | A good meal starts with a good mate. | 1.2719 | 0.05328 | 114 | 90 | 17 | 7 |
1292 | First date? | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
1293 | When you said you served my kind, I didn't think you meant Uncle Joe. | 1.2718 | 0.05721 | 103 | 82 | 14 | 7 |
1294 | May I suggest, Madam, you eat him while he's hot? | 1.2718 | 0.05552 | 103 | 81 | 16 | 6 |
1295 | He was way too ahead of himself anyway | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
1296 | « Madame, your ex. » | 1.2718 | 0.05552 | 103 | 81 | 16 | 6 |
1297 | I thought revenge was always served cold! | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1298 | My husband never looked more delicious! | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1299 | Well, he did ask me out for dinner. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
1300 | I specifically said no pincers and no antennae!” | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1301 | I wonder if I'll ever get married. | 1.2717 | 0.05150 | 92 | 69 | 21 | 2 |
1302 | Madame, Croque Monsieur. | 1.2717 | 0.06202 | 92 | 74 | 11 | 7 |
1303 | Pairs well with a cigarette. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
1304 | The Prenuptial Agreement | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
1305 | He said, "I want to be served." | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
1306 | Cage free, all natural, home grown. | 1.2710 | 0.05069 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
1307 | He asked me to wish you a happy anniversary and to tell you he hopes the children are doing well. | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
1308 | It's good to the last bite. | 1.2708 | 0.05826 | 96 | 76 | 14 | 6 |
1309 | I think that he is going to be my best husband yet! | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
1310 | Yes, we always eat the male after mating with him. He knew very well what the words ‘til death do we part’ meant. | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
1311 | Well sir, I am the head waiter. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
1312 | Tartar sauce and a blindfold. Coming right up. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
1313 | Ugh, I never liked him alive | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
1314 | Oh,how delightful! That looks just like the children's father. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
1315 | That’s one heady aroma! | 1.2706 | 0.06775 | 85 | 70 | 7 | 8 |
1316 | Your guest is served. | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
1317 | I'm going to serve your husband first. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
1318 | We call it "The Bride's Request. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
1319 | Sorry, we're just one of those restaurants that always gets your order wrong. Antennas or no antennas? | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
1320 | Fantastic! I told my mate dinner here would be my treat. | 1.2705 | 0.05079 | 122 | 96 | 19 | 7 |
1321 | Talk about un-self aware…. | 1.2703 | 0.05269 | 111 | 87 | 18 | 6 |
1322 | Compliments of your late husband. | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 79 | 15 | 6 |
1323 | Looks like I got a head start! | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 79 | 15 | 6 |
1324 | He looks so natural! | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1325 | I hope you will enjoy your date. | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1326 | He was a good father. | 1.2698 | 0.04835 | 126 | 98 | 22 | 6 |
1327 | Well prepared, but it looks just like my ex | 1.2697 | 0.05929 | 89 | 70 | 14 | 5 |
1328 | Love Bites | 1.2697 | 0.05243 | 89 | 67 | 20 | 2 |
1329 | He said to tell you: “ You look pretty tonight. | 1.2697 | 0.06140 | 89 | 71 | 12 | 6 |
1330 | I trust your eggs were fertilized to your liking? | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
1331 | Darling, I've never seen you looking better. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
1332 | May I suggest a fine chianti to accompany? | 1.2696 | 0.04674 | 115 | 87 | 25 | 3 |
1333 | When he said he'd have my head on a silver platter, I should have taken him seriously. | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
1334 | And what, prey, is this!? | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1335 | Voila! Lover is served. | 1.2692 | 0.05505 | 104 | 82 | 16 | 6 |
1336 | And here is your husband, Al Fresco. | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
1337 | Voila! Your mate's vertex, gena, frons, and clypeus, extra rare as Madame requested. | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
1338 | Life must be good Madame, this is your 12th male this month. | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
1339 | When I told you to bring me his head on a platter, I didn't mean I wanted to EAT it! | 1.2692 | 0.04339 | 130 | 98 | 29 | 3 |
1340 | Yeah, marriage sucks. | 1.2692 | 0.05505 | 104 | 82 | 16 | 6 |
1341 | He was able to join you for dinner after all! | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
1342 | I said I'd eat my own hat, not head! | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1343 | The gentleman at the bar sends this head with his complements. | 1.2692 | 0.06496 | 78 | 62 | 11 | 5 |
1344 | The head of your enemy, Sir. | 1.2689 | 0.04877 | 119 | 92 | 22 | 5 |
1345 | As you requested, Madame. Sautéed sans bite marks. | 1.2689 | 0.04877 | 119 | 92 | 22 | 5 |
1346 | I expect you'll be taking the check. | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
1347 | Shall we say grace? | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
1348 | Madame, may I present last night’s one-night stand? | 1.2688 | 0.05327 | 93 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
1349 | First I give a head, then I eat a head | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
1350 | What can I say? I didn't like his dismount. | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
1351 | You know what they say: You are what you eat! | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
1352 | Is it local? | 1.2683 | 0.04908 | 123 | 96 | 21 | 6 |
1353 | Was there a tattoo of Gary Larson beneath the left nipple? | 1.2683 | 0.06504 | 82 | 66 | 10 | 6 |
1354 | Your husband. Well done. | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
1355 | May I have chopsticks, please? | 1.2683 | 0.05220 | 82 | 61 | 20 | 1 |
1356 | What I said was: I want to see the Head Waiter. | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
1357 | Are you sure it is my ex's head? | 1.2683 | 0.05424 | 123 | 100 | 13 | 10 |
1358 | Your dinner date is served, Madam. | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
1359 | I double-checked the food registry, no relationship. | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
1360 | Compliments of the house: Bug au vin | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
1361 | We cooked him just the way he described in his will. | 1.2680 | 0.05773 | 97 | 77 | 14 | 6 |
1362 | Your usual, Madam. Medium rare. | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
1363 | Decapitated and fresh per the lovely ladies request. | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
1364 | Our after sex special, miss. | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
1365 | Groom du jour Madame | 1.2674 | 0.06282 | 86 | 69 | 11 | 6 |
1366 | And for the main course, your ex | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
1367 | He’s a rare husband | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
1368 | If I wanted dead ex for dinner, I’d have killed him myself. | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
1369 | Excuse me, waiter, there's a bug in my food | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
1370 | The postcoital dish for one. | 1.2674 | 0.06282 | 86 | 69 | 11 | 6 |
1371 | Congratulations on your divorce. | 1.2673 | 0.05430 | 101 | 79 | 17 | 5 |
1372 | As you requested Madam, the Honeymoon Special | 1.2673 | 0.05610 | 101 | 80 | 15 | 6 |
1373 | This is one of my favorite exes. | 1.2673 | 0.05245 | 101 | 78 | 19 | 4 |
1374 | Skipping the 'appetizer' this evening? Very good, madam. | 1.2672 | 0.05246 | 116 | 92 | 17 | 7 |
1375 | Our Valentine’s Day special | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1376 | 'With the compliments of the head waiter.' | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
1377 | He wished to thank you for a lovely evening. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
1378 | I told you we would meet again. | 1.2667 | 0.05784 | 105 | 85 | 12 | 8 |
1379 | How wonderful! I wasn’t expecting my mate! | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
1380 | He just finished. | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
1381 | I ordered sushi | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
1382 | You for you sir! | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
1383 | My husband has never looked hotter. | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
1384 | May I present the spousal special? | 1.2667 | 0.05193 | 90 | 68 | 20 | 2 |
1385 | Love is the gift that keeps on giving. | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
1386 | So I guess we're here to celebrate a successful first date? | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
1387 | You trying to bug me? | 1.2667 | 0.05122 | 120 | 95 | 18 | 7 |
1388 | Is that the better half ? | 1.2661 | 0.04873 | 124 | 97 | 21 | 6 |
1389 | By all accounts the retinas this season are to die for. | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
1390 | But I ordered a thorax. | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
1391 | It seems your date is ready to be served. | 1.2661 | 0.04634 | 109 | 82 | 25 | 2 |
1392 | Harold? | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
1393 | Sorry for the wait...we get crazy busy at mating season. | 1.2660 | 0.04825 | 94 | 70 | 23 | 1 |
1394 | Your post honey moon meal, Miss. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1395 | And with that Mantis Corleone finished all family business. | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
1396 | I take it this is your second date. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1397 | Your "Friends and Family Special " .Madam." | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
1398 | After this, have a cigarette. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
1399 | It looks yummy, but I believe I ordered meat, not mate. | 1.2658 | 0.06670 | 79 | 64 | 9 | 6 |
1400 | Enjoy your honeymoon madame | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
1401 | Madame, your date. | 1.2655 | 0.05336 | 113 | 90 | 16 | 7 |
1402 | He was quite fond of you also, Madame. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1403 | Perfect choice for date night, Madam. | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
1404 | Et tu Brutus? | 1.2653 | 0.05901 | 98 | 79 | 12 | 7 |
1405 | Served with a smile still on his face. | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
1406 | Just a little 'heads up' on the main course, madame. | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
1407 | They don't call me head waiter for nothing | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
1408 | New meaning to family restaurant. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
1409 | Serving it up on a silver platter never occurred to me. | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
1410 | The Morning after... | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
1411 | We flipped a coin in the back and it came up, " Heads" | 1.2645 | 0.05084 | 121 | 96 | 18 | 7 |
1412 | We're a family now. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
1413 | Cooked to perfection, and, I might add, a bargain compared to a divorce. | 1.2644 | 0.05288 | 87 | 66 | 19 | 2 |
1414 | The chef says that the next time you want this, mate with him yourself. | 1.2644 | 0.06217 | 87 | 70 | 11 | 6 |
1415 | Excellent, he was beginning to bug me. | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
1416 | He looked better online. | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
1417 | I agree ma’am, you are what you eat. | 1.2644 | 0.05288 | 87 | 66 | 19 | 2 |
1418 | I'll be your head waiter this evening. | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
1419 | Just how I like my Ex. | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
1420 | We are what we eat. | 1.2642 | 0.05576 | 106 | 85 | 14 | 7 |
1421 | Excellent choice Madam. I am told he had a smile on his face when he expired. | 1.2642 | 0.05735 | 106 | 86 | 12 | 8 |
1422 | Wise choice, grasshopper. | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
1423 | His last words were, "eat me"! | 1.2637 | 0.05813 | 91 | 72 | 14 | 5 |
1424 | Our marriage was good while he lasted. | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
1425 | Take it back. I am in the mood for someone different. | 1.2637 | 0.06019 | 91 | 73 | 12 | 6 |
1426 | Oh no, George! It was in the moment when you lost your head | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
1427 | Party of two, your order is ready! | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
1428 | You're sure he's very rare? | 1.2636 | 0.05430 | 110 | 88 | 15 | 7 |
1429 | Ah Harold - the kids were just asking about you. | 1.2636 | 0.05274 | 110 | 87 | 17 | 6 |
1430 | His last words? Why can't she just smoke a cigarette like everybody else? | 1.2636 | 0.05430 | 110 | 88 | 15 | 7 |
1431 | Your post-coital severed head and fries, madam. | 1.2636 | 0.05430 | 110 | 88 | 15 | 7 |
1432 | Actually,I was expecting his genitals | 1.2636 | 0.05430 | 110 | 88 | 15 | 7 |
1433 | He said you'd share a bottle. | 1.2632 | 0.06588 | 76 | 61 | 10 | 5 |
1434 | Is it nonGMO? | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
1435 | Very nice, Andre. You would think I would be tired of the same old same old by this time, right? | 1.2632 | 0.06588 | 76 | 61 | 10 | 5 |
1436 | Your husband will be joining you for dinner after all. | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
1437 | Swiped right today, madam? | 1.2632 | 0.05837 | 95 | 76 | 13 | 6 |
1438 | I hear that in some species the meal is supposed to come before. | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
1439 | Mademoiselle's main course and dinner date. | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
1440 | Madam, you’ve had this before, I believe? | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
1441 | Ahh, good. Mating season is over.. | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
1442 | Forget about his head, remember when you ate his ass? | 1.2626 | 0.05668 | 99 | 79 | 14 | 6 |
1443 | Madame, your husband au gratin. | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
1444 | I'm afraid this is all you're getting in the divorce, ma'am. | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
1445 | Your Nemesis, Sir… | 1.2625 | 0.06350 | 80 | 64 | 11 | 5 |
1446 | I'm glad I called ahead! | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
1447 | Remember what the dormouse said… | 1.2621 | 0.04967 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
1448 | She preys before every meal. | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
1449 | Send it back . . . he was several husbands ago. | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
1450 | Your head on a platter, sir. | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
1451 | No. no. no. I ordered my nephew. Not my niece. | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
1452 | We'll save you the gory details of the slaying,ma'am,but let us assure you that the beast suffered enormously,that the manner of his capture involved the patient machinations of an ingenious chess player,and that his head was spiced with thyme | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
1453 | Uncle Arthur? | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
1454 | This should get you ahead in life! | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
1455 | The Chef would like to thank you for bringing your husband for dinner. | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
1456 | He was the mate I had always preyed for. | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
1457 | Tonight’s special is from the ‘was it good for you’ menu. | 1.2614 | 0.05236 | 88 | 67 | 19 | 2 |
1458 | The eyes are closed,just as you ordered,sir. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1459 | You’re husband, madam, medium rare as requested. | 1.2614 | 0.05236 | 88 | 67 | 19 | 2 |
1460 | With complements from John Baptist at the next table. | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
1461 | We started with dessert. | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
1462 | Our consummation special madam, enjoy. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1463 | Sparkling water too, please. I'm pregnant. | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
1464 | Compliments to the chef. Condolences to my cousin. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1465 | I regret I didn't get to know him better. | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
1466 | Poor Señor, por Señora. | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
1467 | Would you mind if I prayed first? | 1.2613 | 0.05232 | 111 | 88 | 17 | 6 |
1468 | He said he prefers to skip the foreplay | 1.2612 | 0.04729 | 134 | 106 | 21 | 7 |
1469 | Might I add, congratulations on your new family. | 1.2609 | 0.04603 | 92 | 68 | 24 | 0 |
1470 | As you ordered, Ms. Salome | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
1471 | I’ve eaten my fair share of males after mating, but this is the first time I’ve had one steamed. | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
1472 | It's a very hot date. | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
1473 | This dish is familiar to me ! | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
1474 | So much for the dating scene. | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
1475 | I told him to put down the toilet seat! | 1.2609 | 0.06157 | 92 | 75 | 10 | 7 |
1476 | He does have a certain smile, Madame! | 1.2609 | 0.04468 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
1477 | I understand you're expecting. | 1.2605 | 0.05265 | 119 | 96 | 15 | 8 |
1478 | He was a great lover, while it lasted. | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1479 | Daily special for you, never leftovers. | 1.2604 | 0.05969 | 96 | 78 | 11 | 7 |
1480 | Madam Mantis, Tonight on the menu is the #MeToo special. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1481 | I'll try it, but I still think it's a dish best served cold. | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
1482 | Your husband regrets that he will not be able to join you for dinner, Madam... | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
1483 | Can I have him with a side of fries? | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
1484 | We've waived the corkage fee | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
1485 | Did your ex tell you that he'd be joining you for dinner? | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
1486 | Fred had a heightened sense of his role in our relationship. | 1.2600 | 0.05794 | 100 | 81 | 12 | 7 |
1487 | I never liked his politics, but he DOES look delicious. | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
1488 | Remember when they used to say, “The family that prays together stays together.” | 1.2598 | 0.05026 | 127 | 102 | 17 | 8 |
1489 | Madam, enjoy your mate. | 1.2598 | 0.05026 | 127 | 102 | 17 | 8 |
1490 | He said to thank you for a lovely evening | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
1491 | Why yes, it is very fresh. | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
1492 | Your husband, madam. | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
1493 | It's the Widow's Special. And congratulations! | 1.2597 | 0.06511 | 77 | 62 | 10 | 5 |
1494 | I'm sorry. I told the Maître d' I was a carnivore. Not a cannibal! | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
1495 | I'm praying, Man. 'Tis awesome what your chef can do just ahead of my arrival. | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
1496 | Madame,Ton Amour Thermidor. | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
1497 | I swiped right,and voila! | 1.2596 | 0.05633 | 104 | 84 | 13 | 7 |
1498 | Looks yummy. I hope the kids have his eyes. | 1.2596 | 0.05112 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
1499 | It WAS happy hour for both of us. | 1.2593 | 0.06280 | 81 | 65 | 11 | 5 |
1500 | Cuisine is what separates us from the beasts | 1.2593 | 0.06280 | 81 | 65 | 11 | 5 |
1501 | Your dinner companion is served! | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
1502 | The honeymoon is over. | 1.2593 | 0.05323 | 108 | 86 | 16 | 6 |
1503 | Your husband is hot. | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
1504 | I take it there won’t be a second date? | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
1505 | So weird, even without his head he would not stop. | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
1506 | A heads up message from Putin | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
1507 | Honeymoon breakfast for one. | 1.2593 | 0.06280 | 81 | 65 | 11 | 5 |
1508 | I generally never have sex on the first date. | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
1509 | Steamed , and low sodium as requested. | 1.2588 | 0.05063 | 85 | 64 | 20 | 1 |
1510 | I prefer him raw, at body temperature. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
1511 | Your divorce settlement. | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
1512 | Mildred?!? | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
1513 | I'd never imagined Bob as the main course. | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
1514 | It looks like your husband finally arrived, Madame. | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
1515 | Oh Josh,you almost look to good to eat! | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
1516 | Madame Firefly, may you enjoy the fruits of your labor. | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
1517 | It’s a whole planet of fatheads. | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
1518 | His final gift to you. | 1.2584 | 0.05185 | 89 | 68 | 19 | 2 |
1519 | At least he died with a smile on his face | 1.2584 | 0.05185 | 89 | 68 | 19 | 2 |
1520 | You are what you eat, monsieur. | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
1521 | I hope his brain is better than the sex. | 1.2584 | 0.04933 | 89 | 67 | 21 | 1 |
1522 | Oh. brains of husband--a very rare dish! | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
1523 | Wait while I say my prayer | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
1524 | Its living room to table. | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
1525 | Can you keep that warm? I haven't had my cigarette yet. | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
1526 | Thanks for dinner babe. | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
1527 | Per your request, your husband's body was cremated. Here's his head, braised with a side of aphid fritters. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
1528 | One "Romance Special." | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
1529 | The chef heard that you wanted your husband's head on a platter. | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
1530 | No - it's not rare. It's cooked rare. | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
1531 | And he used to tell me I lost my head, all the time. . . . . | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
1532 | I do love family style dining | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
1533 | ‘I’m just so delighted that you were able to get cannibalization of sex partners on the menu. ‘I’m sure it’s going to take off.’ | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
1534 | No need to say Grace,Madam. I see you’ve already preyed. | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
1535 | It looks like a lot, but then I am eating for two thousand. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1536 | Um..... well, this is awkward. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
1537 | The chef sends her complimantis. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
1538 | Chef-prepared from the freshest of ingredients. | 1.2574 | 0.05567 | 101 | 81 | 14 | 6 |
1539 | She took hungry for some love too seriously. | 1.2574 | 0.05567 | 101 | 81 | 14 | 6 |
1540 | Rare sir . Very rare . | 1.2574 | 0.05567 | 101 | 81 | 14 | 6 |
1541 | It pairs nicely with the thorax you had for your appetizer. | 1.2571 | 0.05418 | 105 | 84 | 15 | 6 |
1542 | Silence for a change! | 1.2571 | 0.05418 | 105 | 84 | 15 | 6 |
1543 | As you desired Sir, I have brought you the head of Alfredo Mantisa | 1.2571 | 0.05246 | 105 | 83 | 17 | 5 |
1544 | And for dessert, we've still got your third husband on ice. | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
1545 | Very popular at bachelorette parties. Enjoy. | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
1546 | He said, 'Ask her to name it after me.' | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
1547 | This was his last dying prayer. | 1.2566 | 0.04993 | 113 | 89 | 19 | 5 |
1548 | Alistair?? | 1.2566 | 0.05301 | 113 | 91 | 15 | 7 |
1549 | You said you wanted his head on a plate | 1.2566 | 0.04494 | 113 | 86 | 25 | 2 |
1550 | He said you could eat his head, but there is no way he is paying child support after the way you have treated him. | 1.2566 | 0.05301 | 113 | 91 | 15 | 7 |
1551 | No. No. No. You got the order all wrong. That is never first | 1.2564 | 0.06689 | 78 | 64 | 8 | 6 |
1552 | Monsieur pour Madame | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
1553 | Chef Paul has prepared Leroy’s head sous-vide, drenched in crème fraiche and nestled on a bed of blanched haricots verts… | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
1554 | He’s still very good looking! | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
1555 | The special tonight is your favorite. | 1.2564 | 0.05028 | 117 | 93 | 18 | 6 |
1556 | What happened to foreplay? | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1557 | I actually wanted the other headwaiter. | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
1558 | Interesting concept, but I prefer mine crudite. | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
1559 | So sorry. We are out of duck. | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
1560 | It seems your date used the wrong entrance. My apologies. | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
1561 | That is NOT the husband I ordered! | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
1562 | Would you like it de-boned or natural? | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
1563 | He thought I was special too. | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
1564 | I can't say I didn't warn him. | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
1565 | Your husband already paid the bill before heading away | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
1566 | All our males are locally sourced and humanely slaughtered. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
1567 | He also complemented you for last night. | 1.2558 | 0.05013 | 86 | 65 | 20 | 1 |
1568 | Now that’s what makes having sex worth it! | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
1569 | No, that's not my husband. It must be for the next table. | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
1570 | He finally got his wish to be head of the table. | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
1571 | So he was fooling around! | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
1572 | We used to be friends, but then he just completely lost his head. | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
1573 | I’m told he tastes just like chicken. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
1574 | Were you expecting anyone else? | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
1575 | Your date du jour, madam. | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
1576 | You may recognize him from your date earlier. | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
1577 | I know I shouldn't say this, but he's never looked better. | 1.2556 | 0.06030 | 90 | 73 | 11 | 6 |
1578 | And for Madam, we have Sir. | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
1579 | Your Ex, served as requested, mam | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
1580 | And I'll take the spasmodic body in a doggie bag, please. | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
1581 | But I asked for it to be rare. | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
1582 | I'm the head waiter. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
1583 | Therefore art thou Romeo. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
1584 | Your husband for your wedding meal. | 1.2553 | 0.06038 | 94 | 77 | 10 | 7 |
1585 | Oh, my dear Henry, in 25 years of marriage you never looked so giood! | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
1586 | A votre sans-tete, Madame. | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
1587 | Oh dear, it’s a Salome special? I thought you said salami. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
1588 | Praying the waiter didn't forget my side of head cheese. | 1.2551 | 0.05676 | 98 | 79 | 13 | 6 |
1589 | You never looked better. | 1.2551 | 0.04658 | 98 | 74 | 23 | 1 |
1590 | I hope you agree... This is much better than do it yourself... | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
1591 | You can tell your mom he was a doctor. | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
1592 | I see congratulations are in order. | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
1593 | Compliments of the gentleman at the bar. | 1.2549 | 0.04763 | 102 | 78 | 22 | 2 |
1594 | My nutritionist told me that I should eat brain food… | 1.2549 | 0.05692 | 102 | 83 | 12 | 7 |
1595 | Madame, this dish comes with a side of wings. | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
1596 | Per your request,gluten-free,dairy-free,and high in protein. | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
1597 | When I said "I'll have his head on a platter" I was not serious. | 1.2547 | 0.05537 | 106 | 86 | 13 | 7 |
1598 | Looks yummy! I would feel worse had he been paying alimony. | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
1599 | Hubby Tête-à-Tête", as ordered, ma'am | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
1600 | And for dessert, Ms. Mantis, the head of Mr. Mantis. | 1.2545 | 0.04907 | 110 | 86 | 20 | 4 |
1601 | That looks awfully familiar | 1.2542 | 0.05408 | 118 | 97 | 12 | 9 |
1602 | I hear it tastes like chicken, sir. | 1.2542 | 0.04690 | 118 | 92 | 22 | 4 |
1603 | Bless us, O Lord, and these, thy gifts... | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
1604 | A wise choice, since madam is now eating for two…hundred. | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
1605 | He said it was the best sex he ever had. | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
1606 | Dinner is served. Compliments of your spouse. | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
1607 | My condolences, ma’am, and bon appétit! | 1.2532 | 0.06361 | 79 | 64 | 10 | 5 |
1608 | I really like the new joint venture between Tinder and UberEats. | 1.2532 | 0.06612 | 79 | 65 | 8 | 6 |
1609 | Oh my dear husband! | 1.2532 | 0.05243 | 79 | 60 | 18 | 1 |
1610 | Oh, so that's what $50 a head gets you... | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
1611 | Per your request, madam, the smile has been removed. | 1.2530 | 0.05098 | 83 | 63 | 19 | 1 |
1612 | Your mate, Ms. Mantis." | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
1613 | Mmmm. I hope he tastes as good as he mates! | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
1614 | Your chianti and a side of fava beans... | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
1615 | And now, madame, with compliments, Le Gustation Apres Coitus. | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
1616 | I think he got the message—no means no. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
1617 | Dining alone tonight? | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
1618 | Voilà madame, la tête de Jean le Mantis. | 1.2529 | 0.05944 | 87 | 70 | 12 | 5 |
1619 | He's never looked so good," thought Edwina Scissorhands | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
1620 | And for dessert… | 1.2529 | 0.06165 | 87 | 71 | 10 | 6 |
1621 | Judith, allow me to introduce Holofernes. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
1622 | May I ask when are you expecting? | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
1623 | Lois always had mixed feelings about date night. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
1624 | Warm but still raw, as madame prefers. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
1625 | Just as hot as last time. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
1626 | So, have you been head waiter long?" "Went ahead and accepted it a week ago." "Good for you! Heading out after work?" "No. Gotta head home early tonight." "That's the way to keep ahead of the game! Say, what's that you've got there?" | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1627 | He was hot then, as well. | 1.2527 | 0.04840 | 91 | 69 | 21 | 1 |
1628 | Are you finished saying grace. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1629 | I'm sorry your friend will not be dining with you. | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
1630 | What do you mean, this is not your husband? | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
1631 | Your date, ma'am. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1632 | Your husband will join you for dinner, Madame. | 1.2526 | 0.05980 | 95 | 78 | 10 | 7 |
1633 | Courtesy of the gentleman. | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
1634 | It looks wonderful. Sometimes it's nice to eat without all the foreplay. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1635 | Thank Salome for me. | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
1636 | Thank you for your service | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
1637 | Madam, you have excellent taste in boyfriends. | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
1638 | I thought revenge was best served cold, but this smells lovely. | 1.2525 | 0.05245 | 99 | 78 | 17 | 4 |
1639 | Didn't you say you wanted your cheating Ex served on a platter? | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
1640 | I guess it’s true...you ARE what you eat! | 1.2525 | 0.05624 | 99 | 80 | 13 | 6 |
1641 | Your marvelous mating memory, madam. | 1.2524 | 0.04921 | 103 | 80 | 20 | 3 |
1642 | Finally a fancy dinner, that divorce came in handy! | 1.2524 | 0.04921 | 103 | 80 | 20 | 3 |
1643 | Here you go,Mrs. the Baptist. | 1.2524 | 0.04723 | 103 | 79 | 22 | 2 |
1644 | I loved him but he had a big head. | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
1645 | Madame! It is prepared to your order! | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1646 | And here we have your ex over easy. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1647 | And here's the ladies' night special. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1648 | I see your date has arrived for mains. | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
1649 | Your husband is served. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
1650 | This looks like a dish absolutely to die for! | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
1651 | Brains over brawn, I always say. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
1652 | Lemme get a pic for Insectagram. | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
1653 | Congratulations on your divorce, madam. | 1.2500 | 0.05175 | 88 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
1654 | My prayers have been answered. | 1.2500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 81 | 13 | 6 |
1655 | Dining alone this evening, Madame? | 1.2500 | 0.05116 | 108 | 86 | 17 | 5 |
1656 | I've heard you humans eat the meal first | 1.2500 | 0.05601 | 108 | 89 | 11 | 8 |
1657 | Complements of the torso sitting at the bar | 1.2500 | 0.06309 | 84 | 69 | 9 | 6 |
1658 | I understand that John the Baptist was your first husband | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
1659 | The chef commends you on your choice of the Valentine's Day special, ma'am.... | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
1660 | I've been praying for just that! | 1.2500 | 0.06077 | 84 | 68 | 11 | 5 |
1661 | The chef sends his compliments on another successful mating. | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
1662 | Sorry, I asked for "revenge served cold." | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
1663 | I hate going out to eat with my ex. | 1.2500 | 0.05752 | 100 | 82 | 11 | 7 |
1664 | Our chef's special, fresh from the garden. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
1665 | Consummate cuisine, Madam? | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
1666 | My husband sacrificed a lot for the family. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
1667 | What a lovely way to end a Tinder date. | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
1668 | I ordered the THORAX à la Cannibalism. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
1669 | Will Madame be dining alone tonight? | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
1670 | On today’s tasting menu we’re starting from the top! | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
1671 | Such a good lover, too.... | 1.2500 | 0.04911 | 96 | 74 | 20 | 2 |
1672 | From item to entrée. It's the story of our life. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
1673 | And will madam be having a cigarette for dessert? | 1.2500 | 0.06536 | 80 | 66 | 8 | 6 |
1674 | I promise it tastes like chicken. | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
1675 | May I assume Madame will be saying grace before dinner? | 1.2500 | 0.05175 | 88 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
1676 | Please be careful. This dish has quite a bite to it. | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
1677 | Can I get it to go? My date stood me up. | 1.2500 | 0.06523 | 76 | 62 | 9 | 5 |
1678 | It is so nice of him to join me for dinner. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
1679 | He asked what are the chances for a second date? | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
1680 | For you, Madame. We know, you know he's fresh. | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
1681 | I’m afraid it doesn’t pair well. | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
1682 | And a cigarette for dessert, Madame? | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
1683 | So we meet again… | 1.2500 | 0.06289 | 80 | 65 | 10 | 5 |
1684 | Today's dish - Heada Hopper | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
1685 | The rest of him got away. | 1.2500 | 0.05046 | 84 | 64 | 19 | 1 |
1686 | Finally. I'm having him three ways. | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
1687 | My compliments, ma'am, he's still smiling | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
1688 | Here's your mate, Medium-Rare... | 1.2500 | 0.04683 | 96 | 73 | 22 | 1 |
1689 | I will be right back with your pack of cigarettes. | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
1690 | And I thought we wouldn't be together on our anniversary. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
1691 | The Valentine's Day special, madame. | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
1692 | That isn't my mate...do I get a discount? | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
1693 | Here is our traditional head on a platter, best served cold. | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
1694 | Looks great. Do you know if my friends are still in the bathroom? | 1.2500 | 0.06110 | 92 | 76 | 9 | 7 |
1695 | Well that's a rip off. | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
1696 | The Honeymoon is over, Let's eat. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
1697 | The romance has not gone out of this relationship! | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
1698 | If I must say so myself, our children will be very beautiful. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
1699 | I hope it is a male! | 1.2500 | 0.05752 | 100 | 82 | 11 | 7 |
1700 | Voilà, Madame. The answer to your prayers. | 1.2500 | 0.05116 | 108 | 86 | 17 | 5 |
1701 | No wine for me. I’m expecting. | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
1702 | Your cousin at table three sent this. | 1.2500 | 0.06077 | 84 | 68 | 11 | 5 |
1703 | He was always such a hot head! | 1.2478 | 0.05263 | 113 | 92 | 14 | 7 |
1704 | For expectant mother? The expectant father. | 1.2478 | 0.05111 | 113 | 91 | 16 | 6 |
1705 | And a bottle of Chateauneuf du Papa, please. | 1.2478 | 0.04792 | 113 | 89 | 20 | 4 |
1706 | And here is your date, for dinner. | 1.2478 | 0.04624 | 113 | 88 | 22 | 3 |
1707 | Well, at least now I know why he's late for dinner. | 1.2478 | 0.05263 | 113 | 92 | 14 | 7 |
1708 | It'll be on the house madam. He phoned in his credit card number and left a generous tip. | 1.2477 | 0.04728 | 109 | 85 | 21 | 3 |
1709 | Is there anything else you desire, madam? | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1710 | Please enjoy your Mantis au Divorce. | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
1711 | Looks familiar | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
1712 | Yes, ma'am, it is much easier than divorce. | 1.2474 | 0.05083 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
1713 | Mother Nature's a bitch. | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
1714 | As you requested, the romantic dinner special for one. | 1.2474 | 0.05868 | 97 | 80 | 10 | 7 |
1715 | Happy Valentine’s Day maa’m. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1716 | Take that back to the kitchen. I will just have a bottle of wine. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1717 | One former lover, as you ordered, ma'am. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1718 | He gave his all to perpetuate the species. Amen! | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1719 | There's a personal note under the head. | 1.2473 | 0.06049 | 93 | 77 | 9 | 7 |
1720 | Ah yes, love at first bite. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1721 | as you like it madam, served cold. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1722 | I warned him, "No foreplay." | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1723 | Just as you ordered, sir. An intimate dinner for two. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1724 | -Marriage a la Carte! | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
1725 | Madam, his last words: The sex was great, but why? | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
1726 | Congratulations on your pregnancy. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
1727 | Madam,your tinder date from last night! | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
1728 | Waiter, there’s some food on my fly. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
1729 | Best I ever had. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
1730 | Enjoy your spouse | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
1731 | Your date is here, ma'am. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
1732 | This revenge is being served hot. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
1733 | But, was it good for you? | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
1734 | Thou art not done, for I have more. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
1735 | Are you sure it's Kosher? | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
1736 | "It was killed humanely...no pesticides. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
1737 | He was my favorite. | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
1738 | Madame, as we say here at Chez Mantis, good in bed, now eat the head." | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
1739 | A table for one, I presume. | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
1740 | Surprised? | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
1741 | How did you know I liked Fred? | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
1742 | He doesn't look well done to me. | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
1743 | He wanted you to have a tasty head start on your maternity diet. | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
1744 | In a white wine reduction with shallots, la tête de l'amoureux. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
1745 | He was a sweet husband. Bring me the salt. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
1746 | I am the Head Waiter. Bon appetite! | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
1747 | Just how you like your mates…… with their head on a platter. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
1748 | Nothing like dinner with an old flame | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
1749 | It’s very popular . . . A favorite with our feminist clientele | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
1750 | I was looking for some wings and legs. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
1751 | Natural Selection at its finest | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
1752 | And may I suggest the bittersweet Lover's chocolate for dessert. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
1753 | Madame, Monsieur a la carte. | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
1754 | Madame, I present your catch of the day. Bon appetit. | 1.2466 | 0.06695 | 73 | 60 | 8 | 5 |
1755 | Ahhhh, Madame.......we thought it was only an urban myth. | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
1756 | Give me a moment to say Grace… Hi Grace ! Bob Murphy Aurora IL | 1.2464 | 0.06660 | 69 | 56 | 9 | 4 |
1757 | Oh dear. We wondered what happened to Uncle Alfred. | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
1758 | ...and now for the pièce de résistance of your romantic dinner for one. | 1.2464 | 0.06660 | 69 | 56 | 9 | 4 |
1759 | He's perfect! | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
1760 | No fava beans? | 1.2462 | 0.06214 | 65 | 51 | 12 | 2 |
1761 | He looks so peaceful... and delicious. | 1.2458 | 0.04652 | 118 | 93 | 21 | 4 |
1762 | Jack was so romantic His last wish was to give me a little head | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1763 | The chef tried to make him appear asleep. He was terribly effective don't you think? | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1764 | And, for the main course, Husband a L'Orange. | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1765 | Your dinner date Madame. | 1.2455 | 0.05354 | 110 | 90 | 13 | 7 |
1766 | Head of ex for you, Madam. | 1.2455 | 0.05354 | 110 | 90 | 13 | 7 |
1767 | Compliments of the gentleman who was at the bar. | 1.2455 | 0.05196 | 110 | 89 | 15 | 6 |
1768 | Your husband wanted to see you one last time | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
1769 | A special dish to assure a healthy pregnancy | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
1770 | It’s been a pleasure serving you and your husband tonight | 1.2453 | 0.04798 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
1771 | George? | 1.2451 | 0.05474 | 102 | 83 | 13 | 6 |
1772 | It’s always a pleasure to host a second date. | 1.2451 | 0.04712 | 102 | 79 | 21 | 2 |
1773 | He said it was love at first sight | 1.2451 | 0.05294 | 102 | 82 | 15 | 5 |
1774 | Madam's mate on a plate. | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
1775 | Why don't you spell it 'Preying'? | 1.2449 | 0.04824 | 98 | 76 | 20 | 2 |
1776 | Prepared especially for you, madam, steamed ex-husband. | 1.2449 | 0.05439 | 98 | 79 | 14 | 5 |
1777 | It was prepared ahead. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
1778 | Voila! The head of John the Mantis, Madame Salome! | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
1779 | The February 15th special madam. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
1780 | Enjoy your Dinner Date mademoiselle | 1.2449 | 0.04381 | 147 | 118 | 22 | 7 |
1781 | Too soon? | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
1782 | For what we are about to receive... | 1.2449 | 0.05439 | 98 | 79 | 14 | 5 |
1783 | Eating alone, I presume. | 1.2449 | 0.05439 | 98 | 79 | 14 | 5 |
1784 | You snooze, you lose! | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
1785 | And WHAT, pray tell, is this? I said I expected my mate would be served late, not on a plate!" | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
1786 | What sort of savage would eat it raw? | 1.2444 | 0.05978 | 90 | 74 | 10 | 6 |
1787 | I said pudding not Putin! | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
1788 | I was expecting him for dinner, but . . . . . . | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
1789 | Just leave it a few minutes mam- Revenge is a dish best eaten cold | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
1790 | Husband #4 on a bed of amaranth seeds, medium rare. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
1791 | During our prior encounter he insisted that I give him head. It's only fair that he return the favor. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
1792 | Shall I charge to Monsieur's card? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
1793 | Your babydaddy, madame. | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
1794 | By the way, his name was Larry | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
1795 | We've saved you the bad sex. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
1796 | I hope he's as good for dinner as he was in the sack. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
1797 | ARBY'S! WE HAVE THE MEATS. | 1.2442 | 0.04945 | 86 | 66 | 19 | 1 |
1798 | Your husband, Madam, aux frites avec Hollandaise. | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
1799 | Your honeymoon, madame. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
1800 | Ahhh. He was a fine lover. | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
1801 | Head of mantis lightly sauteed with rounds of new potato simmered in mantis blood | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
1802 | Your last night’s hook-up, m’am. | 1.2442 | 0.04945 | 86 | 66 | 19 | 1 |
1803 | I asked about the cuisine, I don't want to eat my cousin. | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
1804 | I understand you’re eating for two now. | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
1805 | I see your date last night went well | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
1806 | The what to expect when you're expecting special | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
1807 | I told him we didn't have to wait until we were married. | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
1808 | Of course this means the Valentine's Couples Discount no longer applies | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
1809 | I don’t usually do this on the first date. . . | 1.2439 | 0.06150 | 82 | 67 | 10 | 5 |
1810 | This should come as no surprise. | 1.2439 | 0.06150 | 82 | 67 | 10 | 5 |
1811 | Our very best Madame, your Impregnator on a Plate | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
1812 | Ohhhhhh honhonhonhon! Eeere eeezzze for youuu ze head of your ex loveaaarre! Zeees is a custom forre youuu just laaike smoking and having zeeee affairs eeezz for moi!!!! | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
1813 | This is the house definition of Self-Serve | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
1814 | John Doe in wine sauce, Madame. | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
1815 | Your date, cooked as you wished. | 1.2436 | 0.06370 | 78 | 64 | 9 | 5 |
1816 | Oh! Darling! | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
1817 | I plan to give both the chef and Match.com a five star review. | 1.2436 | 0.04892 | 78 | 59 | 19 | 0 |
1818 | May I present "Revenge" - served hot at madame's request. Bon appetit. | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
1819 | You bastard, that's Larry. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
1820 | Are you sure this is organic grass fed? | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
1821 | Heads up! It’s hot'! | 1.2436 | 0.05221 | 78 | 60 | 17 | 1 |
1822 | To love and to serve, I think the saying goes. | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
1823 | Alas, poor Yorick! I gnawed him well. | 1.2436 | 0.06626 | 78 | 65 | 7 | 6 |
1824 | Your lover, I mean dinner,ma’am. | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
1825 | Please,there are cookies in my dish. | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
1826 | ♫“Oh, Manty, Well you came and you gave without taking.”♫ | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
1827 | Locally grown, harvested, and decapitated. | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
1828 | Likely won’t be going to dinner together again. | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
1829 | Get it? Because a praying mantis eats the head of its mate after they bang. This mantis just had sex and is going to eat the head. There’s really no use to a caption, the joke is self-contained in the drawing. What am I doing here? | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
1830 | I’m a waiter from the future. This is your own head. Enjoy. | 1.2432 | 0.05378 | 74 | 57 | 16 | 1 |
1831 | This is outrageous. I'd like to speak with the head chef." | 1.2432 | 0.05378 | 74 | 57 | 16 | 1 |
1832 | Your special order, ma'am. It's in season. | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
1833 | Last dates are always so awkward. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
1834 | Eh Voila, Madame, notre spécialité, 'Tete de Mari, en Croute". Bon appetite! | 1.2430 | 0.05285 | 107 | 87 | 14 | 6 |
1835 | Madam, your husband a la carte. | 1.2430 | 0.05116 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
1836 | Et voila, the husband, Madame. | 1.2430 | 0.05449 | 107 | 88 | 12 | 7 |
1837 | Jiminy is served. | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
1838 | Well, he did say he'd cover dinner. | 1.2429 | 0.06574 | 70 | 57 | 9 | 4 |
1839 | Your husband’s head, cooked as you requested. | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
1840 | Madam; I present: your husband. | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
1841 | Mantis Dates. | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
1842 | Tête la John the Baptiste. | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
1843 | Prepared as ordered, Madam. Enjoy! | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
1844 | We made sure it wasn't one of your relatives | 1.2424 | 0.06499 | 66 | 53 | 10 | 3 |
1845 | If he didn’t cheat on me, he would be dining with me. | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
1846 | Well...hello lover!" Steve Barber, Sequim, Washingto | 1.2424 | 0.05578 | 99 | 81 | 12 | 6 |
1847 | More potatoes, please. I’m eating for 300. | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
1848 | This is our "Newly Single" special | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
1849 | The sex was "meh." This better be good! | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
1850 | For this evening’s entree, the head of your former lover. Normally, I would suggest a wine pairing, but since you are now expecting, I’ll defer. | 1.2421 | 0.04899 | 95 | 74 | 19 | 2 |
1851 | But I wanted the ears and the tail! | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
1852 | When you've had enough, say Uncle. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
1853 | Why is my husband always late for dinner? | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
1854 | Heads! You win. Rare, OK? | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
1855 | Ah, "La tete d'amour." Merci!! | 1.2421 | 0.05122 | 95 | 75 | 17 | 3 |
1856 | Picky as he was, I think he would have preferred more garnish. | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
1857 | It's nice to have someone do this for me for a change. | 1.2418 | 0.05708 | 91 | 74 | 12 | 5 |
1858 | You're a very sexy girl Mrs. McMantis. This is the fifth time this week that you've brought in a new husband for dinner. Enjoy! | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
1859 | Madame, to celebrate your Consummé-tion... | 1.2418 | 0.04776 | 91 | 70 | 20 | 1 |
1860 | Oh no he is not DAVE i am sure and i were not drunk during foreplay . | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
1861 | Will this be on separate checks? | 1.2418 | 0.05708 | 91 | 74 | 12 | 5 |
1862 | Your sister send her regards. | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
1863 | That'll teach him to cheat... | 1.2418 | 0.05918 | 91 | 75 | 10 | 6 |
1864 | I’ve been preying for this moment for a long time! | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
1865 | Your appetizer, Madame | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
1866 | This way you don’t have to dine alone! | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
1867 | Roasting was the right suggestion, you’re the best head waiter. | 1.2414 | 0.04895 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
1868 | This is from the gentleman at the bar. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
1869 | ‘Revenge on a plate’, as you requested sir. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
1870 | And he thought He was getting head | 1.2414 | 0.05284 | 116 | 96 | 12 | 8 |
1871 | The chef thinks you’ll find this course particularly satisfying. | 1.2410 | 0.06320 | 83 | 69 | 8 | 6 |
1872 | There anyone I know in there? | 1.2410 | 0.06320 | 83 | 69 | 8 | 6 |
1873 | This is my favorite family restaurant | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
1874 | He's never been more appealing ! | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
1875 | I did that. And you’re serving it to me?!? Puu-lease? | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
1876 | He has always been such. a good provider. | 1.2410 | 0.06083 | 83 | 68 | 10 | 5 |
1877 | Irving? | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
1878 | Compliments of your date. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
1879 | How did you know? I always get a head of myself! | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
1880 | Aah, the perfect end to a perfect date. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
1881 | In a manner of speaking; the climax. | 1.2407 | 0.04720 | 108 | 85 | 20 | 3 |
1882 | Hope he found it worth losing his head over! | 1.2407 | 0.05073 | 108 | 87 | 16 | 5 |
1883 | Ok, Lady. I'll take it back. Don't bite my head off! | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
1884 | Your Alfredo Garcia, Mr. Peckinpah | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
1885 | He's even more handsome than his Tinder photo. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
1886 | Here you go ma'am. Your ex, Benedict. | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
1887 | Who’s whose Daddy now, you horny old bastard? | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
1888 | Doesn't Madame agree that the guillotine is more humane? | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
1889 | Just curious, but where did you source tonight's dinner? Asking for a friend. | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
1890 | Your brother-in-law, madam. | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
1891 | We tried to maintain the smile on his face. | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
1892 | Served cold, as you requested. | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
1893 | Tonight's specials focus on the theme is "Remembering your roots: Head edition." | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
1894 | A serving of your lover that lost his head over you. | 1.2400 | 0.05315 | 75 | 58 | 16 | 1 |
1895 | Frank! | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
1896 | Yes, it's locally sourced. He was our busboy last week. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
1897 | Oh, John! You’ve NEVER looked so delicious! | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
1898 | If I may say, an excellent pairing for your wine | 1.2400 | 0.05315 | 75 | 58 | 16 | 1 |
1899 | Dinner, yes: divorce, no. | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
1900 | Here's to hoping he is better the second time. | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
1901 | The entire mind set On a silver platter | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
1902 | Bon Appetit!! Did Madam enjoy the foreplay? | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
1903 | He lost his head over me. | 1.2400 | 0.04740 | 100 | 78 | 20 | 2 |
1904 | Oh no...never cooked, thank you. He must still be alive. | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
1905 | Here’s your beefcake Wellington. | 1.2400 | 0.05527 | 100 | 82 | 12 | 6 |
1906 | This is the best date I've ever been on. | 1.2397 | 0.05119 | 121 | 100 | 13 | 8 |
1907 | Your first course. The rest of your mate is in the stew. | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
1908 | ...and for tonight's Succubus Special, your lover's head a la carte!" | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
1909 | It appears that your husband changed his mind and will be joining you for dinner. | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
1910 | What made you think I was gay, Pierre? | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
1911 | Your husband, as requested, medium-rare. | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
1912 | Had no idea he would cook up so nicely when I mated him! | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
1913 | He hopes you have a safe pregnancy | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
1914 | You prepared him well! Complements to the chief. | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
1915 | Mort looks just like himself. | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
1916 | I think revenge served cold is overrated. | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
1917 | Fresh today, but you already knew that. | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
1918 | All she ever wanted from Larry was a little head. | 1.2394 | 0.06489 | 71 | 58 | 9 | 4 |
1919 | Ah! My preying man, this…! | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
1920 | HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S ONLY SLEEPING! | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
1921 | Your husband's last words were bon appetit. | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
1922 | When I said I would have his head on a platter, I was only speaking metaphorically. | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
1923 | Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are. | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
1924 | The croque monsieur you ordered. | 1.2391 | 0.05651 | 92 | 75 | 12 | 5 |
1925 | We are celebrating our third date! | 1.2391 | 0.05651 | 92 | 75 | 12 | 5 |
1926 | Salomantis | 1.2388 | 0.05663 | 67 | 52 | 14 | 1 |
1927 | Complements of your husband. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1928 | Your date arrived early. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1929 | If this one isn't to your liking, you may chose from the seven remaining in the duffle bag. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1930 | Your former lover, Madame. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1931 | Today’s special، your main Ex-course.Bon Appétit! | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1932 | And for Madame, the honermooners' special | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1933 | Well done,as usual Madam | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
1934 | If madame cannot finish all the courses, may I suggest a body bag? | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
1935 | Wonderful, I’m famished. It’s been a busy afternoon. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
1936 | Wait. We were supposed to have sex first. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
1937 | I bet he’ll think twice the next time he tries to mate with me!!” | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
1938 | And may I say congratulations on your conception. | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
1939 | This next course is to die for. But then again, so are you. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
1940 | It’s locally sourced | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
1941 | I pray this meets your standards. | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 65 | 18 | 1 |
1942 | Tonight’s two-for-one special. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
1943 | So, you're the head waiter! | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
1944 | Condolences of the chef. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
1945 | Madam Mantis, your husband. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
1946 | He thought it was worth it getting laid. | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 65 | 18 | 1 |
1947 | guess the divorce didn't go as planned | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
1948 | Nope! That's too well done! | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
1949 | I have always wanted to pick their brain | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
1950 | May I present your late husband's favorite dish? | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
1951 | Voila; the chef's deconstructed mantis with potato foam droplets and nano-greens. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
1952 | Your dinner date just arrived. | 1.2381 | 0.05332 | 105 | 86 | 13 | 6 |
1953 | I did not say Ye,I said yes. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
1954 | It’s a coin toss! | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
1955 | You know what they say, two heads are better than 1 | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
1956 | Vanity with a side of perspective. | 1.2376 | 0.05293 | 101 | 82 | 14 | 5 |
1957 | Will the rest of your husband be joining you? | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
1958 | I’ll need a “doggie bag” to take home to his kids | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
1959 | You sure have a knack for attracting these one night stands | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
1960 | I asked for my mate served medium well, not medium rare. | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
1961 | That concludes our instant pot demonstration, which I'd like to point out is a handy appliance for the newly single. | 1.2375 | 0.05108 | 80 | 62 | 17 | 1 |
1962 | I assume you'll be taking care of the check instead of Mr. Mantis. | 1.2375 | 0.05108 | 80 | 62 | 17 | 1 |
1963 | Congratulations, Madam. | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
1964 | Best wishes on your wedding day! | 1.2375 | 0.06225 | 80 | 66 | 9 | 5 |
1965 | Oh, that’s perfect! Just put the rest in a doggy bag! | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
1966 | I thought this came with wings on the side. | 1.2375 | 0.05108 | 80 | 62 | 17 | 1 |
1967 | Perfect, could I also get a side of flies? | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
1968 | Your braised worthless bastard, madam. | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
1969 | Madame, just the way you like it with a hint of coriander. | 1.2371 | 0.05439 | 97 | 79 | 13 | 5 |
1970 | Thank you, Sal. I really thought he was my forever-mantis, but he just couldn’t put the seat down. | 1.2371 | 0.05029 | 97 | 77 | 17 | 3 |
1971 | The chef has assured it is your ex. | 1.2371 | 0.05439 | 97 | 79 | 13 | 5 |
1972 | The chef sends his congratulations on your successful pregnancy. | 1.2371 | 0.05439 | 97 | 79 | 13 | 5 |
1973 | Bedroom-to-table dining | 1.2371 | 0.05439 | 97 | 79 | 13 | 5 |
1974 | This one did not look like his profile picture. | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
1975 | I think you'll find it far preferable to a cigarette. | 1.2368 | 0.05183 | 114 | 94 | 13 | 7 |
1976 | Mmmmm. Alfredo Garcia alfredo | 1.2368 | 0.06453 | 76 | 63 | 8 | 5 |
1977 | Oh, he was so sweet! | 1.2368 | 0.04909 | 76 | 58 | 18 | 0 |
1978 | Phyllis wondered if Harold would be as good on the table as he was in bed. | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
1979 | As ordered ma'am, your husband, well done in. | 1.2368 | 0.05031 | 114 | 93 | 15 | 6 |
1980 | kanbilism | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
1981 | Girl's night! | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
1982 | Swarm to table. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
1983 | It was love at first bite. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
1984 | Only the best for our repeat customers, Madame. | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
1985 | Now that's what I call a hot date | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
1986 | I hear he spoke very fondly of you. Bon appetit. | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
1987 | Mr. and Mrs. Mantis try an upscale restaurant for date night. | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
1988 | Your dining companion has arrived. | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
1989 | Et voila - Dîner de famille. | 1.2361 | 0.06407 | 72 | 59 | 9 | 4 |
1990 | Voila, one Afterglow Special for mademoiselle. | 1.2361 | 0.05414 | 72 | 56 | 15 | 1 |
1991 | Your husband is ready for dinner madam. | 1.2360 | 0.05767 | 89 | 73 | 11 | 5 |
1992 | Don't mind if I do. | 1.2360 | 0.04526 | 89 | 68 | 21 | 0 |
1993 | He promised me romance and a good meal... | 1.2360 | 0.05767 | 89 | 73 | 11 | 5 |
1994 | The appetizer was just foreplay to giving you... | 1.2360 | 0.05767 | 89 | 73 | 11 | 5 |
1995 | Your copain etouffee madam. | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
1996 | Harold wasn’t the ideal romantic companion for Shirley. But in the end, she figured out how to make the relationship work for her. | 1.2360 | 0.05767 | 89 | 73 | 11 | 5 |
1997 | Your ex, madame, medium rare. | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
1998 | Way to get ahead! | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
1999 | No caption! | 1.2360 | 0.05984 | 89 | 74 | 9 | 6 |
2000 | Is it fresh or is it frozen? | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2001 | Congratulations on the new family. | 1.2360 | 0.04800 | 89 | 69 | 19 | 1 |
2002 | He's never looked so delectible! | 1.2358 | 0.04354 | 106 | 82 | 23 | 1 |
2003 | Madame, congratulations may be in order. | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
2004 | Your mating dance was delightful madam, and I hope your entrée is also. | 1.2358 | 0.04483 | 123 | 98 | 21 | 4 |
2005 | Allow me to present you madam, the head of your new family | 1.2353 | 0.05952 | 85 | 70 | 10 | 5 |
2006 | Um, I said “Dinner Special” not, “Donner Special” | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
2007 | And after the amuse bouche, there will be the egg course. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2008 | Will your husband be joining you? | 1.2353 | 0.04922 | 85 | 66 | 18 | 1 |
2009 | He was a great date | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
2010 | Perhaps madam would care to accompany her mate with a nice pinot grisly? | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2011 | You give some, you get some. | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2012 | Ohhhh, Jeeves, I'd like a cigarette first. | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
2013 | For better or for worst” | 1.2353 | 0.06183 | 85 | 71 | 8 | 6 |
2014 | The gentleman at the other table sends this with his complements. | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
2015 | I loved him as a mate and I love him on my plate! | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2016 | Here is the dish you preyed for. | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
2017 | Fly’s time | 1.2353 | 0.04658 | 102 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
2018 | And he picked up the check already. | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2019 | Ah, Monsieur. It is excellent with the vintage you ordered. | 1.2353 | 0.04658 | 102 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
2020 | I asked for a dish that was 'tender,' not 'Tinder.' | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2021 | A la carte, Madam | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2022 | Alpha females know how to get a head in life. | 1.2353 | 0.05952 | 85 | 70 | 10 | 5 |
2023 | Kevin looks so peaceful…tasty, but peaceful | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
2024 | You said this was a meatless entree! | 1.2353 | 0.05590 | 68 | 53 | 14 | 1 |
2025 | That reminds me of George. Something about the eyes... | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
2026 | Bon appetit along with my condolences. | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2027 | Sigh…another positive test and another 80 eggs I have to raise alone | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2028 | Ah yes,Vladimir I knew him well !! | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2029 | Revenge is a dish best served cold! | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2030 | Such a fabulous lover, you deserve haute cuisine treatment. | 1.2346 | 0.05053 | 81 | 63 | 17 | 1 |
2031 | Monsieur, you assume so much! | 1.2346 | 0.05053 | 81 | 63 | 17 | 1 |
2032 | Madam is eating for two hundred now. | 1.2346 | 0.06154 | 81 | 67 | 9 | 5 |
2033 | Love is always better the second time around. | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2034 | The settlement specifically included the thorax. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2035 | Yes, please take it off the exoskeleton. | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2036 | Our dinner date didn’t work out, so this is just desserts. | 1.2346 | 0.05053 | 81 | 63 | 17 | 1 |
2037 | Seconds? | 1.2346 | 0.05053 | 81 | 63 | 17 | 1 |
2038 | Compliments of the real mother for your surrogate services! | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2039 | Madam, your final course for this evening. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2040 | Ah, the post-coitus special ... love it. | 1.2344 | 0.06585 | 64 | 52 | 9 | 3 |
2041 | You ordered your enemy's head on a platter. | 1.2344 | 0.06197 | 64 | 51 | 11 | 2 |
2042 | You just don’t get it, do you? I’m an aliveist — I only eat it while it’s still alive. | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
2043 | How about a head start? | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2044 | Will the rest of your husband be joining you, Madam? | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
2045 | The chef hopes you enjoy the meal with your husband. | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
2046 | The only way I'll swallow my husband | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2047 | Oh dear, I fear his eyes are bigger than my stomach. | 1.2340 | 0.05542 | 94 | 77 | 12 | 5 |
2048 | AMUSE BOUCHE | 1.2340 | 0.05542 | 94 | 77 | 12 | 5 |
2049 | Your "Honeymoon Special" , Madam. | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
2050 | Does Madame wish to say grace first? | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2051 | he liked head | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2052 | You know what they say about revenge. | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2053 | No, no, I wanted my current husband's head, this is my first husband's head. Send it back. | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
2054 | You said you wanted to sit at the head table, sir. This is the head! | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2055 | Why is it cooked? | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
2056 | Mademoiselle, your superorder: Dictyopteran Pot-au-Feu. | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2057 | Why aren't they moving? | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
2058 | His last words were, 'Was it good for you, too?' | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
2059 | I'm so glad I ordered ahead. | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2060 | He wanted you to have it | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
2061 | The father of your children. Bon appetite! | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2062 | This will likely get you blocked on your dating site | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2063 | I think I'm in the wrong cartoon. | 1.2333 | 0.05708 | 90 | 74 | 11 | 5 |
2064 | As requested, madam, your usual family special. | 1.2333 | 0.05708 | 90 | 74 | 11 | 5 |
2065 | Al Dente, madame | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2066 | Did you think "you are what you eat" was just a saying? | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2067 | Would a Donner Party joke be in bad taste? | 1.2333 | 0.05708 | 90 | 74 | 11 | 5 |
2068 | He had such unrealistic expectations for the reconciliation. | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2069 | Would you like to add freshly ground pepper, Madame? | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2070 | Thank you for staying at our bed and breakfast.” | 1.2333 | 0.05708 | 90 | 74 | 11 | 5 |
2071 | Ain't love grand? | 1.2330 | 0.04618 | 103 | 81 | 20 | 2 |
2072 | The chef's head on a platter, as you requested. | 1.2329 | 0.06621 | 73 | 61 | 7 | 5 |
2073 | Happy Father’s Day ! | 1.2329 | 0.06327 | 73 | 60 | 9 | 4 |
2074 | I hope it’s al dente. | 1.2329 | 0.06327 | 73 | 60 | 9 | 4 |
2075 | Your lover said to start without him. | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2076 | On a silver platter, as per your request. | 1.2328 | 0.04952 | 116 | 95 | 15 | 6 |
2077 | Your prayer is answered, Madam. | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2078 | There is risk that you maybe getting ahead of yourself. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2079 | Am I that predictable? | 1.2326 | 0.04872 | 86 | 67 | 18 | 1 |
2080 | He finally brought something to the table. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2081 | Madame, your date arrived. | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2082 | Do you have any Tabasco? | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2083 | Your honeymoon is over. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2084 | Not you again? | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2085 | I warned him not to cross me. | 1.2323 | 0.05339 | 99 | 81 | 13 | 5 |
2086 | Thanks for closing his eyes, Luigi. It's like he's looking at me the whole time, you know? | 1.2323 | 0.05339 | 99 | 81 | 13 | 5 |
2087 | No - I ordered the tail | 1.2323 | 0.04725 | 99 | 78 | 19 | 2 |
2088 | Insects are all the rage now. | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
2089 | Mademoiselle, You are the first to enjoy our "you catch, we cook" special. Bon Appetite. | 1.2323 | 0.04725 | 99 | 78 | 19 | 2 |
2090 | No, I won't eat that. I didn't have sex with him. | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
2091 | We’re out of grass-fed beef, so here’s beef-fed grasshopper. | 1.2321 | 0.04909 | 112 | 91 | 16 | 5 |
2092 | It's a little hot headed. | 1.2321 | 0.04909 | 112 | 91 | 16 | 5 |
2093 | I thought he was inviting me out to dinner, not to be dinner. | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
2094 | You must have been good--he still has a smile on his face! | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2095 | You know chef, since you came along, you’ve brought so much flavor to my love life. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2096 | Voila! I believe you've met. | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2097 | The fresher they get, the better I eat! | 1.2317 | 0.04688 | 82 | 63 | 19 | 0 |
2098 | His last request was to ask if it was good for you. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2099 | Here's lookin' at you kid! | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2100 | Al dente, as you requested, ma'am. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2101 | That's not my husband... he was just the cute yard guy... | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2102 | Well it’s about time you showed up! We have 400 babies to raise! | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2103 | Care for a tête-à-tête delight, Sir? | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2104 | Sometimes we crave the familiar. | 1.2316 | 0.05489 | 95 | 78 | 12 | 5 |
2105 | As you requested, revenge served piping hot. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2106 | I’ve been waiting for this since the day he signed the prenup! | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2107 | He's still so charming. | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2108 | I've been told that I am what I eat. | 1.2316 | 0.04601 | 95 | 74 | 20 | 1 |
2109 | I'm always so hungry after. | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2110 | The visible sense of betrayal in the eyes is where you get all the flavor | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2111 | Love can make us lose our heads sometimes. | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2112 | served at room temperature after mating as you requested | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
2113 | And may I add, Ma'am, Congratulations on your divorce. | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
2114 | Wait, I haven't prayed. | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
2115 | That looks a lot like my ex. | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2116 | Revenge is a dish best served gourmet. | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
2117 | Well, this is awkward as that’s my husband. | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
2118 | We’re out of the Alfredo Garcia. | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
2119 | Yummm...home cooking! | 1.2308 | 0.06112 | 65 | 52 | 11 | 2 |
2120 | Madam, his lower body is being prepared for desert | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
2121 | Oh, yeah! He's hot! | 1.2308 | 0.06112 | 65 | 52 | 11 | 2 |
2122 | My last lover!…he did give good head. | 1.2308 | 0.06301 | 78 | 65 | 8 | 5 |
2123 | Eat Pray Love | 1.2308 | 0.06301 | 78 | 65 | 8 | 5 |
2124 | I just love when a dinner is served by the head waiter. | 1.2308 | 0.05651 | 91 | 75 | 11 | 5 |
2125 | So - honestly- without obscenity - what is it? | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
2126 | An ingenious way to never dine alone, Madam. | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
2127 | As you requested, his liver is also served with some fava beans and a nice chianti. | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
2128 | Your mate on a plate as you ordered, madam" | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 91 | 70 | 21 | 0 |
2129 | Alas, poor Yorick, I loved him. | 1.2308 | 0.05333 | 104 | 86 | 12 | 6 |
2130 | Your Roast Zelenskyy Mr. Putin. | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
2131 | Yup, that’s him alright | 1.2308 | 0.06301 | 78 | 65 | 8 | 5 |
2132 | Your grilled boyfriend Ma'am. | 1.2308 | 0.04801 | 78 | 60 | 18 | 0 |
2133 | I see that tonight is a special occasion. | 1.2308 | 0.04961 | 91 | 72 | 17 | 2 |
2134 | Madam, after your main course, may I suggest our delicious pickle, banana, and ice cream souffle dessert. | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
2135 | Was it good for you? | 1.2308 | 0.06112 | 65 | 52 | 11 | 2 |
2136 | I was wondering when my date will arrive. | 1.2308 | 0.06112 | 65 | 52 | 11 | 2 |
2137 | Honey! | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
2138 | Quit kidding around and get back in your seat Lenny, I’m starving and want to order. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
2139 | I ordered the "praying" man - 'tis this it? | 1.2300 | 0.05291 | 100 | 82 | 13 | 5 |
2140 | Do you, Miss Mantis, take this man… | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2141 | And here is Madame’s freshly prepared Stu. | 1.2299 | 0.04823 | 87 | 68 | 18 | 1 |
2142 | The Divorcee Special. | 1.2299 | 0.05827 | 87 | 72 | 10 | 5 |
2143 | Chef's special - your mate's head on a silver platter. | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
2144 | Madame, your husband said he’d be running late. | 1.2299 | 0.04823 | 87 | 68 | 18 | 1 |
2145 | We give good head. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2146 | I believe this is the mate you ordered. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2147 | Fresh off the thorax. | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
2148 | I ordered him rare. This looks medium rare. | 1.2299 | 0.04537 | 87 | 67 | 20 | 0 |
2149 | Sooo…that swinging door wasn’t the men’s room? | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2150 | I know this is a family restaurant, but this isn’t what I had in mind. | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
2151 | Don’t worry, it’s 100% grass-fed. | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
2152 | Sometimes revenge is best served hot. | 1.2299 | 0.05827 | 87 | 72 | 10 | 5 |
2153 | Your honeymoon dinner madame. | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
2154 | i'm so glad I saved the head till last. Doesn't he look peaceful? | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2155 | Ah ... the rewards of sexual conquest. | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
2156 | And now, for the spouse de résistance! | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2157 | Sure, the chef specializes in game. But the mating game? | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
2158 | Et voila! The Spouse Special! | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2159 | We let him finish his cigarette first. | 1.2297 | 0.06249 | 74 | 61 | 9 | 4 |
2160 | Ton mari au jus, Madame. | 1.2297 | 0.05286 | 74 | 58 | 15 | 1 |
2161 | I need a spoon! | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
2162 | I pray it's just the way you like it, Madame--on a platter. | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2163 | I hope you enjoy your date. | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2164 | I can’t say I’m surprised he came so quickly. | 1.2297 | 0.06249 | 74 | 61 | 9 | 4 |
2165 | It appears your prayers have been answered. | 1.2297 | 0.06249 | 74 | 61 | 9 | 4 |
2166 | Yummy! Looks good enough to…oops. | 1.2297 | 0.05286 | 74 | 58 | 15 | 1 |
2167 | Ah! The father of my child at last. | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2168 | Your spouse de jour | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2169 | Your love entree. | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2170 | Tete du petit ami, madam. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2171 | He said to tell you that you were the love of his life. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
2172 | I always told him I wasn't after his body and that I wouldn't eat him alive.... | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2173 | Your side dish is now your main course. | 1.2292 | 0.05231 | 96 | 78 | 14 | 4 |
2174 | Would Madam like to meat her date? | 1.2289 | 0.04946 | 83 | 65 | 17 | 1 |
2175 | Leftovers???? | 1.2289 | 0.04946 | 83 | 65 | 17 | 1 |
2176 | You will recognize tonight’s offering from our “Special Pairings” menu. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2177 | Would you like to stay ahead in the mating game | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2178 | Madame always enquires whether her mates are available for dinner. | 1.2289 | 0.04946 | 83 | 65 | 17 | 1 |
2179 | Most people request a cigarette. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2180 | Seems redundant actually. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2181 | Gross! There’s potatoes on here. | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2182 | It’s our Eat, Love, Praying Mantis special! | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2183 | Your male, Mamdame. | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2184 | I said, "more bread!" | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2185 | Actually, I ordered the pike. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2186 | He wasn't all that special, really, in spite of your description. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2187 | May he please you one more time. Filet of soulmate. | 1.2289 | 0.06018 | 83 | 69 | 9 | 5 |
2188 | I wasn't ordering I simply said I was here ahead of time. | 1.2289 | 0.04946 | 83 | 65 | 17 | 1 |
2189 | And for you, madame, the monsieur. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2190 | Your mate, medium rare, as you prefer them, Madame. | 1.2289 | 0.04946 | 83 | 65 | 17 | 1 |
2191 | He died happy, I presume? | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
2192 | But he didn't sleep with me. | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2193 | Whatever your issues, he ended up being a good provider.” | 1.2286 | 0.05055 | 70 | 54 | 16 | 0 |
2194 | First, let us pray | 1.2286 | 0.06163 | 70 | 57 | 10 | 3 |
2195 | Herbie was such a considerate lover | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
2196 | Always good to see a familiar face!! | 1.2283 | 0.04663 | 92 | 72 | 19 | 1 |
2197 | And here we have tonight's special at $60 a head... | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
2198 | Thank you for removing the bones. | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
2199 | Our anniversary special - enjoy! | 1.2278 | 0.05961 | 79 | 65 | 10 | 4 |
2200 | Oh my god, it’s the father of my children. | 1.2278 | 0.05079 | 79 | 62 | 16 | 1 |
2201 | I always thought “You are what you eat” was just an expression. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2202 | His last request was to wish you bon appétit. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2203 | I'm sorry we didn't have a table for two, but I hope you will find this a satisfactory solution. | 1.2278 | 0.05079 | 79 | 62 | 16 | 1 |
2204 | Oh, I love it! | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2205 | Gerald L’Orange | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2206 | Alas, poor Yorick. You cooked him well. | 1.2278 | 0.06483 | 79 | 67 | 6 | 6 |
2207 | Oui Madame, you are what you eat! | 1.2277 | 0.04423 | 101 | 79 | 21 | 1 |
2208 | So I guess it's true, I eat what I am. | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2209 | But Sir…that’s not him | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2210 | This feels right. | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2211 | Pray enjoy his tete de mantis, Madam. | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2212 | With compliments from the gentleman at the bar with the pointy neck. | 1.2277 | 0.05428 | 101 | 84 | 11 | 6 |
2213 | Here is the head you bit off your mate during mating sex, madame, grilled to a delicious medium rare, as you requested. Bon appetit! | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
2214 | Treat or threat? | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2215 | Manny I hardly knew ye!” | 1.2273 | 0.05535 | 88 | 72 | 12 | 4 |
2216 | Your Mantis Mate Melange, Madam. | 1.2273 | 0.05535 | 88 | 72 | 12 | 4 |
2217 | And I didn't even have to dance for it | 1.2273 | 0.05766 | 88 | 73 | 10 | 5 |
2218 | Here you are, Madame, compliments of the gentleman who was seated in the corner. | 1.2273 | 0.06203 | 88 | 75 | 6 | 7 |
2219 | As you requested, your mate on a silver platter | 1.2273 | 0.05766 | 88 | 73 | 10 | 5 |
2220 | Shall we pray? | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
2221 | He's even more handsome like this! | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2222 | Thank you, yes that's my husband. | 1.2273 | 0.05766 | 88 | 73 | 10 | 5 |
2223 | I thought he'd be taller | 1.2273 | 0.06028 | 66 | 53 | 11 | 2 |
2224 | Your husband on a silver platter. I hope your final moments were pleasurable. | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
2225 | He’s been 86’d, ma’am. | 1.2273 | 0.06028 | 66 | 53 | 11 | 2 |
2226 | Alas poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio. | 1.2268 | 0.05582 | 97 | 81 | 10 | 6 |
2227 | I said I'll start with the bread. | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
2228 | Don't screw with me. | 1.2268 | 0.05582 | 97 | 81 | 10 | 6 |
2229 | your sautéed suitor as usual, madam | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2230 | I knew my husband would look more appealing on a platter! | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2231 | Well , I guess this is cheaper than a divorce . | 1.2267 | 0.04867 | 75 | 58 | 17 | 0 |
2232 | Freddy! I wonder what ever happened to you | 1.2267 | 0.06173 | 75 | 62 | 9 | 4 |
2233 | You will be dining alone again, madame? | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
2234 | I suppose the rest of him will wind up as Monday's special. | 1.2267 | 0.05874 | 75 | 61 | 11 | 3 |
2235 | We may not look alike, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup. | 1.2267 | 0.05224 | 75 | 59 | 15 | 1 |
2236 | Ah, my husband finally arrived! | 1.2267 | 0.05874 | 75 | 61 | 11 | 3 |
2237 | Ah, just the way I like it, no body. | 1.2267 | 0.05874 | 75 | 61 | 11 | 3 |
2238 | Now I understand why you requested a table for one. | 1.2267 | 0.05224 | 75 | 59 | 15 | 1 |
2239 | Your husband, Madame, a la meunière. | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
2240 | One head served medium rare and endangered Ma'am. | 1.2267 | 0.05224 | 75 | 59 | 15 | 1 |
2241 | Mam, your Lovers Special is served | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2242 | Could I also order a side of fava beans and a nice Chianti? | 1.2262 | 0.05952 | 84 | 70 | 9 | 5 |
2243 | I asked for rare. He was clearly just average. | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2244 | All my men end up the same way! | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2245 | Our Mother's Day Special | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2246 | Husband Bolognese, Madame. | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2247 | Shall I assume your husband won't be dining with us? | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2248 | Thanks for ordering ahead! I assume your date won't be joining you? | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2249 | I offered him a prenup but he refused | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
2250 | I told him one more time and I would have his head on a platter | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2251 | I was wondering why he never called me back. | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2252 | Was madam satisfied by the entree? | 1.2261 | 0.04793 | 115 | 94 | 16 | 5 |
2253 | The "Honeymoon Special", madame. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2254 | Yes, Ma’am; it is certified wild caught and humanely harvested. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2255 | Satiated then poached, as usual, Madame. | 1.2258 | 0.06264 | 62 | 50 | 10 | 2 |
2256 | That’s why I made the reservation for one. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2257 | Where are the good old days when you got to know them before. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2258 | ''Your husband's head lightly braised wth a trio of spring vegetables. Enjoy.' | 1.2258 | 0.05747 | 93 | 78 | 9 | 6 |
2259 | Your latest lover-hopper, Madam. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2260 | Your ex recommended washing him down with a 2019 Chablis. | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2261 | Your mate, Madame, severed by you, served without the body, as you like it. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2262 | Actually madame, I am not the head waiter. | 1.2255 | 0.05380 | 102 | 85 | 11 | 6 |
2263 | Monsieur Mantis made it in time for dinner tonight. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2264 | Do I look like a black widow to you? | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
2265 | The chef would like to see you after. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2266 | I think this outdoes the black widow spider. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2267 | He did me once. Once. | 1.2254 | 0.05382 | 71 | 56 | 14 | 1 |
2268 | Oh and he did get the check first | 1.2254 | 0.06084 | 71 | 58 | 10 | 3 |
2269 | I’d like to say grace first! | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2270 | He left a note: 'Next time let's have sex after dinner.' | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2271 | I was wondering where that got to. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2272 | Our romantic special! | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2273 | As per your prenup, madam. | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2274 | In keeping with tradition,may we present the first course for your private pleasure. The rest of the wedding party and your husband will arrive shortly. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2275 | Divine retribution en place | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2276 | Just as your ordered, ma’am. Enjoy! | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
2277 | Who doesn't like a little head. | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
2278 | For you, Madam, the newlywed special. | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
2279 | Your Tinder Profile requested she be "hot" . | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
2280 | Oh, please, I came here to have something I can't do for myself! | 1.2247 | 0.04728 | 89 | 70 | 18 | 1 |
2281 | Ugh he’d kill me for pairing with white | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
2282 | He only had eyes for you. | 1.2247 | 0.05478 | 89 | 73 | 12 | 4 |
2283 | Bon Appetit. Thanks for choosing our restaurant for your anniversary celebration. | 1.2247 | 0.05478 | 89 | 73 | 12 | 4 |
2284 | The chef followed an old family recipe. | 1.2247 | 0.04728 | 89 | 70 | 18 | 1 |
2285 | There he is! | 1.2247 | 0.04728 | 89 | 70 | 18 | 1 |
2286 | My husband always had great taste. | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
2287 | Getting head. | 1.2247 | 0.05478 | 89 | 73 | 12 | 4 |
2288 | I meant grass fed. | 1.2247 | 0.05478 | 89 | 73 | 12 | 4 |
2289 | We vegetarians will put up with a lot; but I am not going to eat that! | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
2290 | Your main course will be accompanied by an exquisite lack of bickering | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
2291 | I can’t eat another bite. Seems my eyes are bigger than my stomach. | 1.2247 | 0.05707 | 89 | 74 | 10 | 5 |
2292 | Sorry for the wait. Thanks for ordering ahead. | 1.2247 | 0.04728 | 89 | 70 | 18 | 1 |
2293 | Al Dente as you prefer, madame. | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2294 | Trust madam finds the meal satisfactory | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2295 | That’s fly…. | 1.2245 | 0.05335 | 98 | 81 | 12 | 5 |
2296 | Well at least I wasn't stood up | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2297 | He did say he'd die for this meal. | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
2298 | Yes madame, all of our mates are grass-fed. | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2299 | He was a fine man, Madame. | 1.2239 | 0.05131 | 67 | 52 | 15 | 0 |
2300 | I knew it was love at first sight | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
2301 | Madam,your husband sends his best | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2302 | Head! Marvellous. I usually only get this on my birthday. | 1.2237 | 0.06098 | 76 | 63 | 9 | 4 |
2303 | Beware the Ides of Munch! | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
2304 | Voila! His head on a platter,Madsme. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2305 | It’s your husband | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
2306 | Presenting husband à la mode - all of the flavour and none of the committment. | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
2307 | This better be more pleasing than our first encounter. | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
2308 | Your Ladies' Night Special, and the chef sends her regards. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
2309 | Your husband is finally ready. | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
2310 | May I speak to the head chef please? | 1.2235 | 0.04546 | 85 | 66 | 19 | 0 |
2311 | It was good while it lasted Larry. | 1.2235 | 0.05125 | 85 | 68 | 15 | 2 |
2312 | He looks just as good as he did the day we met. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
2313 | Try to finish up before the Health Department arrives. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
2314 | You loved it once. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
2315 | I ordered a head of lettuce, but I suppose I could give this a try. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
2316 | Never has an ex-lover been so well prepared. | 1.2234 | 0.05691 | 94 | 79 | 9 | 6 |
2317 | Oh, this is such a romantic dinner! | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2318 | Just what I was praying for. | 1.2234 | 0.05691 | 94 | 79 | 9 | 6 |
2319 | Of course, you already knew he was a tasty treat. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2320 | Well as they say, "You are what you eat!" "Oh of course, I told him that he was coming with me to dinner but I didn't want to say what was on the menu~I wanted it to be a surprise." | 1.2234 | 0.05486 | 94 | 78 | 11 | 5 |
2321 | Finally, he wrote me a funny caption. | 1.2234 | 0.05691 | 94 | 79 | 9 | 6 |
2322 | Grass-fed, as usual, Mr. Hopper. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2323 | Your date has arrived madam… Well done. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2324 | Your husband Mrs. M, medium rare! | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2325 | It’ll only cost YOU an arm and a leg. | 1.2234 | 0.05486 | 94 | 78 | 11 | 5 |
2326 | And for the main course, your husband! | 1.2233 | 0.04348 | 103 | 81 | 21 | 1 |
2327 | Madam, your dinner guest in served...... | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
2328 | I hope His head is better today... | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
2329 | I knew him well. | 1.2233 | 0.04562 | 103 | 82 | 19 | 2 |
2330 | Yum! Just what I was praying for. | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
2331 | Voilà, la tête tatin. | 1.2232 | 0.04865 | 112 | 92 | 15 | 5 |
2332 | The appetizer looks perfect. And he said I would never have him for dinner! | 1.2222 | 0.05672 | 72 | 58 | 12 | 2 |
2333 | Madam, you’re husband is served. | 1.2222 | 0.04969 | 81 | 64 | 16 | 1 |
2334 | Oh, I remember this dish so fondly! | 1.2222 | 0.04969 | 81 | 64 | 16 | 1 |
2335 | LOVE! EAT! PREY! (Memoir of a praying mantis) | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
2336 | Oh good, I was craving a little head. | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
2337 | I am praying, man, ‘tis good. | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2338 | Nonsense. Everybody likes a little head. | 1.2222 | 0.05151 | 108 | 90 | 12 | 6 |
2339 | Have they taken over? | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
2340 | For you, Madame. Divorce ala mantis. | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
2341 | Who says if you have sex on the 1st date, you don't get a 2nd? | 1.2222 | 0.04981 | 108 | 89 | 14 | 5 |
2342 | Just what you ordered, Miss Salome. | 1.2222 | 0.05672 | 72 | 58 | 12 | 2 |
2343 | It's our post-coital special... | 1.2222 | 0.06007 | 72 | 59 | 10 | 3 |
2344 | Ohhh, he looks gorgeous. | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2345 | The fool! I told him to take me to dinner first and he did it! | 1.2222 | 0.06086 | 81 | 68 | 8 | 5 |
2346 | The Honeymoon Special for madame. | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
2347 | As per nature’s pre-nuptial contract, Madam, tonight’s special: ‘Hey, hey, hey, you took your chances!’’ | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
2348 | In this case, revenge is a dish best served warm." | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2349 | The chef was pleased with your excellent choice. | 1.2222 | 0.05316 | 72 | 57 | 14 | 1 |
2350 | that is not my husbands head | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
2351 | Tables for two in The New Yorker gave it a rave review! | 1.2222 | 0.04969 | 81 | 64 | 16 | 1 |
2352 | I recommend a full-bodied wine | 1.2222 | 0.06086 | 81 | 68 | 8 | 5 |
2353 | Your date just as you ordered. | 1.2222 | 0.06324 | 72 | 60 | 8 | 4 |
2354 | Hubbie, never looked so good. | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
2355 | Here’s your super fresh meal. Was just cooked shortly before you got here! | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
2356 | As ordered, lightly steamed. | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
2357 | Sir,in the future it is not necessary to make a reservation for two if you will be eating a family member. | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2358 | My husband has finally proved useful | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
2359 | Ahh, on time at last! | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
2360 | I’ve only ever had one …prepared that way. | 1.2222 | 0.05827 | 81 | 67 | 10 | 4 |
2361 | With Mr. Serling's Compliments. | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2362 | As requested, your ex-husbands head served on a platter. | 1.2222 | 0.04969 | 81 | 64 | 16 | 1 |
2363 | Tlhe baby will be beautiful. | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
2364 | His head came out extremely tender this time. Your children should be proud. | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
2365 | And since you’re eating alone, no doubt you realize this was locally sourced. | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
2366 | I won't be needing a box. | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2367 | What?!I said Tender not Tinder.. | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
2368 | Let's hope this is more satisfying | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
2369 | "It took our chef a while to remove the smile, Madame. Enjoy!" | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
2370 | Monsieur, Voici votre repas cannibalistique...bon appetit... | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2371 | Dearest Arnold, I will always remember our wedding feast. | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
2372 | Hmmm I’ve never had one prepared like this. Do you have any dipping sauce? | 1.2222 | 0.06007 | 72 | 59 | 10 | 3 |
2373 | From the south side of the garden, before the rains. | 1.2212 | 0.05105 | 104 | 86 | 13 | 5 |
2374 | my cousin was such a hothead | 1.2212 | 0.04918 | 104 | 85 | 15 | 4 |
2375 | Enjoy your Mate's Head. | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
2376 | Our Fresh, French Guillotine Yard Special! | 1.2211 | 0.04534 | 95 | 75 | 19 | 1 |
2377 | He picked up the tab | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2378 | Tastes just like a mosquito. | 1.2211 | 0.04775 | 95 | 76 | 17 | 2 |
2379 | You Eat What You Are | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
2380 | I demand to see the chef! There's been a mistake! That's not my husband. That's somebody else. | 1.2211 | 0.05433 | 95 | 79 | 11 | 5 |
2381 | Wait! I didn't order him, I ordered my mother-in-law! | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
2382 | Mantee always did have a flair for the dramatic entrance. | 1.2211 | 0.04534 | 95 | 75 | 19 | 1 |
2383 | Happy wife,happy life. | 1.2211 | 0.05433 | 95 | 79 | 11 | 5 |
2384 | Roasted Boyfriend's Head a l'orange. | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
2385 | Compliments from the gentleman on the plate." | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
2386 | I know you are what you eat, but this is ridiculous. | 1.2211 | 0.04775 | 95 | 76 | 17 | 2 |
2387 | Et Voila, Madame… one Honeymoon Special! | 1.2209 | 0.04794 | 86 | 68 | 17 | 1 |
2388 | For once, I'm the one who gets some head! | 1.2209 | 0.05825 | 86 | 72 | 9 | 5 |
2389 | Your daily "his head on a platter" special for Your Highness | 1.2209 | 0.04794 | 86 | 68 | 17 | 1 |
2390 | OH, Darling, you look just yummy. | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
2391 | The chef hopes it's to your li-kin'. | 1.2209 | 0.05585 | 86 | 71 | 11 | 4 |
2392 | The whole thing left me largely unsatisfied I’m afraid. Send it back. | 1.2209 | 0.05072 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
2393 | I already had two of those for breakfast | 1.2209 | 0.05072 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
2394 | And it is of corse gluten-free, for the discerning cannibal. | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
2395 | As you requested madam: cannibal bourguignon au vin. | 1.2209 | 0.05072 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
2396 | He begged me to show you his good side. | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
2397 | Gives a new meaning to tête-à-tête, doesn’t it Madame. | 1.2209 | 0.05585 | 86 | 71 | 11 | 4 |
2398 | Just as you specified, Sir, on a silver platter. Would you like a side of revenge? | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
2399 | His mistress sends her regards. | 1.2208 | 0.05104 | 77 | 61 | 15 | 1 |
2400 | This happens every time I mate. | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
2401 | Your husband, Madam. Your prayers have been answered. | 1.2208 | 0.05104 | 77 | 61 | 15 | 1 |
2402 | Wanda was always a sucker for bedroom eyes au jus. | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
2403 | La ‘tête de consort’, Madame | 1.2208 | 0.05104 | 77 | 61 | 15 | 1 |
2404 | I’m sorry darling, I can’t with Frank tonight. He always ate too much garlic. Could you give me mate #4, Andrei, please? | 1.2208 | 0.06303 | 77 | 65 | 7 | 5 |
2405 | I know that revenge is best served cold, but tonight I'll make an exception. | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
2406 | We’ll always have Paris. | 1.2206 | 0.05869 | 68 | 55 | 11 | 2 |
2407 | It's so great to dine out maskless, I've lost my head. | 1.2206 | 0.05869 | 68 | 55 | 11 | 2 |
2408 | Your party, Madam. Shall I box the remains? | 1.2206 | 0.06231 | 68 | 56 | 9 | 3 |
2409 | This cartoon is in need of a serious wake up call.” | 1.2206 | 0.06574 | 68 | 57 | 7 | 4 |
2410 | I think you’re getting a head of yourself. | 1.2200 | 0.05427 | 100 | 84 | 10 | 6 |
2411 | No, it's not my ex, but thanks for asking. | 1.2200 | 0.05238 | 100 | 83 | 12 | 5 |
2412 | He's ready for round 2 already? | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2413 | Some clients fail to comprehend the value of a respectful gratuity. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2414 | We pray you find it to your satisfaction." | 1.2198 | 0.04365 | 91 | 71 | 20 | 0 |
2415 | Your Ex, Madam | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2416 | Think if it as doing your part to decrease the surplus population. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2417 | I shouldn’t have said I didn’t like him… | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2418 | May I present, piece de resistance, Plate a la Mate. | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2419 | Bachelor #12 was over-anxious and got ahead of himself. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2420 | I hope you love it. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2421 | Can you bring some hot sauce, please”? | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
2422 | Dinner and a movie, a date and then dinner again, I see.... | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2423 | Would you like his legs and body as a side? | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2424 | May I present Monsieur for Madam | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2425 | He turned into a real hot head when he realized life wasn’t a picnic. | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
2426 | Your mate-to-table entrée, madame. | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2427 | Your husband said to start without him. | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2428 | In addition to our bill, there’ll be a two hundred dollar fine! | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
2429 | Et voila, Madam Salome. The head of John the Mantis. | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2430 | This is from the gentleman at the end of the bar | 1.2195 | 0.06262 | 82 | 70 | 6 | 6 |
2431 | Would madam also like to see the after-dinner mates? | 1.2195 | 0.05762 | 82 | 68 | 10 | 4 |
2432 | You wished for your ex's head on a platter and here it is. Enjoy. | 1.2195 | 0.04916 | 82 | 65 | 16 | 1 |
2433 | Have you met Mr. Jones? | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2434 | May I offer you a side of pickles and ice cream?? | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
2435 | Just a hint of orange oil. | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
2436 | And for you final course, bachelor number 3... | 1.2195 | 0.05762 | 82 | 68 | 10 | 4 |
2437 | Hot and steamy! Just how I like it! | 1.2195 | 0.05762 | 82 | 68 | 10 | 4 |
2438 | May he be more satisfying, now. | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
2439 | We're happy to serve you. | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2440 | Revenge is sweet - and savory. | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2441 | Head's up, M'lady, I pray this is to your satisfaction. | 1.2195 | 0.04916 | 82 | 65 | 16 | 1 |
2442 | Do you want fries with this? | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
2443 | Will my husband be joining me? Funny story. | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2444 | Can I get fries with that? | 1.2192 | 0.05932 | 73 | 60 | 10 | 3 |
2445 | Ah! The best part of being pregnant. | 1.2192 | 0.05251 | 73 | 58 | 14 | 1 |
2446 | He was a good lover. | 1.2192 | 0.05251 | 73 | 58 | 14 | 1 |
2447 | May I suggest,Madam,that you take your time. Don’t get ahead of yourself. | 1.2192 | 0.06244 | 73 | 61 | 8 | 4 |
2448 | My ex-husband's head on a platter? Looks like my prayers have been answered! | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
2449 | Looks familiar. I won’t be needing the knife and fork. | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
2450 | Thought you might not be done with him yet. | 1.2192 | 0.05932 | 73 | 60 | 10 | 3 |
2451 | wow I just swiped left | 1.2192 | 0.05251 | 73 | 58 | 14 | 1 |
2452 | Your husband has joined you as dinner,Madam! | 1.2192 | 0.05932 | 73 | 60 | 10 | 3 |
2453 | Your donor is served madame. | 1.2192 | 0.05932 | 73 | 60 | 10 | 3 |
2454 | I trust the pre-meal sex was satisfactory? | 1.2188 | 0.04492 | 96 | 76 | 19 | 1 |
2455 | Monsieur, por vous, la hedda hopper. | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2456 | I did not say head, I said Head Cheese ! | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2457 | Oh my God yes, yes, a thousand times yes! | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2458 | I'll pass. I was praying for the thorax. | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2459 | We were married two great years. | 1.2188 | 0.06481 | 64 | 53 | 8 | 3 |
2460 | The Salome Special Madame. | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2461 | Look what all the praying got you! | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2462 | Your date is ready for you, ma'am. | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
2463 | Though I have seen my head (grown slightly ‘sprawled’) brought in upon a platter…” -The Love Song of J. Alfred Grasshop | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2464 | Would you like a head start on your appetizer? | 1.2188 | 0.05665 | 64 | 51 | 12 | 1 |
2465 | His last words were ‘ Totally worth it’ Madam. | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2466 | May I offer you this appetizer while you wait for your children to arrive? | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
2467 | Walter? | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
2468 | It’s our ‘Widow’s Special’, a house favorite. | 1.2184 | 0.05991 | 87 | 74 | 7 | 6 |
2469 | Larry?! | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
2470 | The post-coital male mantis is especially delectable this evening,Sir. | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
2471 | As requested Madam,your lovers head. | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
2472 | He broiled much better than your first four | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
2473 | Anything to reduce my carbon footprint. | 1.2184 | 0.05763 | 87 | 73 | 9 | 5 |
2474 | I don’t mind, he was my ex anyway. | 1.2184 | 0.04746 | 87 | 69 | 17 | 1 |
2475 | As requested Sir, a family recipe. | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
2476 | That came sooner than expected! | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
2477 | I misunderstood tête-à-tête | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
2478 | Madam, here is your dinner as you requested. By the way, there are some officers here from the Vice Squad who would like to have a word with you. | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
2479 | ... complaints of the chef. | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
2480 | Ah, just the way I like them. | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
2481 | Voila! Congratulations on consummating your relationship. Here's your mate. | 1.2179 | 0.05046 | 78 | 62 | 15 | 1 |
2482 | Compliments of the gentleman at the end of the bar. | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
2483 | Farm raised or wild? | 1.2179 | 0.06228 | 78 | 66 | 7 | 5 |
2484 | Your husband, Madam. The rest of the carcass is in a courtesy bag. | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2485 | I believe you know this dish very well, sir. | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
2486 | I can see myself eating that. | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2487 | Your postcoital meal ma'am, prepared as you like. | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
2488 | I wondered why my date has not returned from the restroom. | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2489 | Consummatehead | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2490 | Tete d’homme, rare! | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2491 | Post coital paying mantis, madame. | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
2492 | Your husband, Madame...just as you like him! | 1.2174 | 0.05792 | 69 | 56 | 11 | 2 |
2493 | I still prefer my men al dente | 1.2174 | 0.05411 | 69 | 55 | 13 | 1 |
2494 | Please. Prayer first... | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2495 | Can you remove the feelers - they always freak me out” | 1.2174 | 0.05792 | 69 | 56 | 11 | 2 |
2496 | Your date, ma'am. But the check will still be for two. | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
2497 | My cousin Larry,never smelled so good. | 1.2174 | 0.06486 | 69 | 58 | 7 | 4 |
2498 | it's been a pleasure serving You | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
2499 | Let's see who is this... | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
2500 | Its so much easier for a praying mantis to come here and just skip the whole mating thing. Now, what do you have for a full bodied red?” | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
2501 | Ah, yes, he always was a good provider. | 1.2174 | 0.05792 | 69 | 56 | 11 | 2 |
2502 | From the gentleman at the other table. | 1.2174 | 0.05535 | 92 | 77 | 10 | 5 |
2503 | Bon appétit! Zat enticement from ze neighboring table. | 1.2174 | 0.06149 | 69 | 57 | 9 | 3 |
2504 | Dinner, Madame, a la John Baptist | 1.2169 | 0.05698 | 83 | 69 | 10 | 4 |
2505 | Congratulations, Madam. Another successful date. | 1.2169 | 0.05434 | 83 | 68 | 12 | 3 |
2506 | Fresh? The chef bit it off herself this morning. | 1.2169 | 0.05156 | 83 | 67 | 14 | 2 |
2507 | Would you say it pairs well with a chardonnay? | 1.2169 | 0.05156 | 83 | 67 | 14 | 2 |
2508 | and here's your mantis in flagrante sauce. | 1.2169 | 0.05698 | 83 | 69 | 10 | 4 |
2509 | Waiter! I said I would be dining WITH my mate. | 1.2169 | 0.05434 | 83 | 68 | 12 | 3 |
2510 | Your Husband on a side of wild greens. Boun appetito! | 1.2169 | 0.05156 | 83 | 67 | 14 | 2 |
2511 | Your husband ordered ahead... | 1.2169 | 0.05434 | 83 | 68 | 12 | 3 |
2512 | I don’t know what I was thinking. Usually I only go to fancy restaurants for things I can’t get at home. | 1.2169 | 0.05434 | 83 | 68 | 12 | 3 |
2513 | I asked for it well done. | 1.2169 | 0.05434 | 83 | 68 | 12 | 3 |
2514 | They say we're an excellent source of protein. | 1.2169 | 0.05156 | 83 | 67 | 14 | 2 |
2515 | As you ordered, Friends with Benefits Almondine. | 1.2169 | 0.04863 | 83 | 66 | 16 | 1 |
2516 | And would you like a cigarette with that? | 1.2169 | 0.05698 | 83 | 69 | 10 | 4 |
2517 | i prey thats not real | 1.2169 | 0.05698 | 83 | 69 | 10 | 4 |
2518 | Your date has arrived madam | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2519 | désert chaud | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2520 | As requested madame, your husband, sautéed | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2521 | Your mate, Madam. Will you be saying grace? | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2522 | I think I’ve just decided to go vegan. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2523 | Fresh from the marriage stick, madame | 1.2165 | 0.05528 | 97 | 82 | 9 | 6 |
2524 | Too bad you have to put out to get dinner. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2525 | Your tête-à-tête, Miss Mantis. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2526 | No means NO, Roy! | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2527 | Might I suggest for dessert, some head cheese? | 1.2162 | 0.06166 | 74 | 62 | 8 | 4 |
2528 | I don't eat relatives | 1.2162 | 0.06166 | 74 | 62 | 8 | 4 |
2529 | oh, well, just another protein- | 1.2162 | 0.05188 | 74 | 59 | 14 | 1 |
2530 | That’s exactly what I’ve been preying for. | 1.2162 | 0.05188 | 74 | 59 | 14 | 1 |
2531 | Your third husband, as requested. | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
2532 | Our chef's special presentation of your husband's head, madam. And may I offer our congratulations on your pregnancy? | 1.2162 | 0.06166 | 74 | 62 | 8 | 4 |
2533 | Yes, Ma'am. He's the answer to your prayers. | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
2534 | Our special tonight: Tête-à-tête. | 1.2162 | 0.05188 | 74 | 59 | 14 | 1 |
2535 | Oh Lord, give us this day our daily head. | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
2536 | Is that Tom or Harry? | 1.2162 | 0.06166 | 74 | 62 | 8 | 4 |
2537 | I never did like my kids! | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
2538 | Tonight's special: Head of Mate on a Plate | 1.2162 | 0.05188 | 74 | 59 | 14 | 1 |
2539 | Just as handsome as the day we met. | 1.2162 | 0.04818 | 74 | 58 | 16 | 0 |
2540 | Per your request, the legs and wings will be placed in a doggie bag. | 1.2162 | 0.05858 | 74 | 61 | 10 | 3 |
2541 | Head over heels, just as you ordered it. | 1.2159 | 0.04411 | 88 | 69 | 19 | 0 |
2542 | This is highly recommended . ‘John the Baptist’ Rating: 97+! | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2543 | You know how they say, keep your friends close and your enemies closer! Well you can’t keep them any closer then this! | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2544 | A bit forward for a first date don't you think? | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2545 | We cooked him "a point" just as you requested, Madam. | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
2546 | Madame,here is the head of your family with scalloped potatoes on the side. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2547 | mmmm, sooo gooood to see you again, my dear | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2548 | I want a divorce! I've decided to quit while I'm a head. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2549 | And just like that, Stephen King discovers the ending for Secret Window. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2550 | What did he expect? He suffered from ED! | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2551 | It's the table-for-one special. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2552 | We pray this meets your approval. | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2553 | Too bad he didn’t pay more attention in sex ed. | 1.2159 | 0.05703 | 88 | 74 | 9 | 5 |
2554 | Yes, it's well done, as usual. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2555 | Your plat de résistance, madame. | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2556 | Compliments of the chef: a grass-finished, sustainably-harvested capsule with a post-coital reduction. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2557 | Your dinner date. | 1.2157 | 0.04951 | 102 | 84 | 14 | 4 |
2558 | But waiter, doesn't this main course come with sides? | 1.2157 | 0.04542 | 102 | 82 | 18 | 2 |
2559 | Wednesday's Leftover Special | 1.2157 | 0.04751 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
2560 | Your Ladies' Luncheon Diet Special. | 1.2157 | 0.04751 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
2561 | Waiter, that does not look like lettuce to me | 1.2154 | 0.06002 | 65 | 53 | 10 | 2 |
2562 | Third dates are the best. | 1.2154 | 0.06390 | 65 | 54 | 8 | 3 |
2563 | Ms. Mantis, Hope we got your order correctly the time! | 1.2154 | 0.05587 | 65 | 52 | 12 | 1 |
2564 | Voila. And, will the gentleman be rejoining you? | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2565 | Revenge is usually best served cold, but the chef hopes you like his twist on this classic.” | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2566 | Your date asked that I present them in a fancy manner. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2567 | Something special for the mother-to-be. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2568 | Here's your post intercourse delicacy madame. | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
2569 | I believe you'll find it delicious, relatively speaking. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2570 | Tete de mari, rare, Madame. Just as you ordered. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2571 | Breakfast after the wedding night. | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
2572 | I said I’d like head cheese, not a head, please! | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
2573 | I'll have what she's having. | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
2574 | It would appear your husband will be joining you. | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
2575 | Ahh, mate on a plate! | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
2576 | Head o'Mate,Madame? | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
2577 | Revenge, served cold. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2578 | Took you long enough but - finally - my ex's head on a plate. | 1.2152 | 0.04653 | 79 | 62 | 17 | 0 |
2579 | I guess I'm a carnivore. | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
2580 | While I am unaccustomed to eating one of my own,the presentation is lovely. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2581 | You got the last one. Well, second last. | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
2582 | And for Madam, the Mantis Tete sans Corps. Again...... | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2583 | I'm sorry, I'm so stuffed I just can't look at desert. | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2584 | It's delectable, and doesn't cost an arm and a leg. | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
2585 | If I may, your taste in men is superb | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
2586 | We thought we'd save you some time.. | 1.2150 | 0.05148 | 107 | 90 | 11 | 6 |
2587 | Your late husband, Ma'am. | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
2588 | NO!!! I said, "bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia!" | 1.2143 | 0.05375 | 84 | 69 | 12 | 3 |
2589 | We haven’t said grace yet. | 1.2143 | 0.06068 | 70 | 58 | 9 | 3 |
2590 | Thank you for waiting for your date to arrive. | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
2591 | I can not eat my own self! | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
2592 | You’ve mixed up my order! —that is NOT the gentlemantis I came in with! | 1.2143 | 0.06068 | 70 | 58 | 9 | 3 |
2593 | I knew my husband. He enjoyed it. | 1.2143 | 0.05375 | 84 | 69 | 12 | 3 |
2594 | Oh my. Jim? | 1.2143 | 0.05717 | 70 | 57 | 11 | 2 |
2595 | Le Ménopause | 1.2143 | 0.05342 | 70 | 56 | 13 | 1 |
2596 | Eating well without having to have sex first - it's a perfect life! | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
2597 | At least this way I can avoid conversation AND a doggy bag. | 1.2143 | 0.05636 | 84 | 70 | 10 | 4 |
2598 | Also, the chef sends his congratulations on the occasion of the happy news. | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
2599 | My first love! | 1.2143 | 0.06068 | 70 | 58 | 9 | 3 |
2600 | I am pleased to serve your former mate. Lightly steamed with a lemon-caper sauce. | 1.2143 | 0.04812 | 84 | 67 | 16 | 1 |
2601 | Your date called to say eat a head without her. | 1.2143 | 0.05636 | 84 | 70 | 10 | 4 |
2602 | Oooh, my ex-husband! Perfect | 1.2143 | 0.05375 | 84 | 69 | 12 | 3 |
2603 | "Madam, we have prepared a delightful meal that I believe is an answer to your prayer." | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
2604 | All of our desserts are a head above the rest. | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
2605 | Tonight's special, from our 'head' chef. | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
2606 | He looks tastier than last night. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2607 | Prey tell, is that Joe? | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2608 | Your husband, as ordered! | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2609 | This way, Madame, you can skip the whole dating ordeal. | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2610 | I hope the sex was worth it ma’am | 1.2136 | 0.05098 | 103 | 86 | 12 | 5 |
2611 | Here you are. There's nothing like a post-coital snack is there? | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
2612 | His last words were, "At least I didn't die a virgin." | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
2613 | Sir, your hot date. | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
2614 | Compliments of your husband, who wishes you a happy anniversary--and bon appétit! | 1.2135 | 0.04651 | 89 | 71 | 17 | 1 |
2615 | Here is your M'iseur, with root vegetables and roasted potatoes. | 1.2135 | 0.05412 | 89 | 74 | 11 | 4 |
2616 | He looks so delicious and peaceful. | 1.2135 | 0.04651 | 89 | 71 | 17 | 1 |
2617 | Madame, zee boyfriend du jour. | 1.2135 | 0.05643 | 89 | 75 | 9 | 5 |
2618 | The chef's specialty, madam. Revenge, served cold. | 1.2135 | 0.04918 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
2619 | I hope the meal is better than the sex. | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
2620 | Plus ça change, plus que c’est la même chose. | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
2621 | Thank you for ordering ahead | 1.2135 | 0.05412 | 89 | 74 | 11 | 4 |
2622 | Mating season left her with a heady feeling. | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
2623 | It appears your date has ghosted you. | 1.2133 | 0.05787 | 75 | 62 | 10 | 3 |
2624 | We had a complicated relationship. | 1.2133 | 0.05127 | 75 | 60 | 14 | 1 |
2625 | He already paid the bill Madam. | 1.2133 | 0.05787 | 75 | 62 | 10 | 3 |
2626 | dinner for one sir | 1.2133 | 0.06090 | 75 | 63 | 8 | 4 |
2627 | I don't know how I'll fit him in, HIS eyes are bigger than MY stomach! | 1.2133 | 0.05127 | 75 | 60 | 14 | 1 |
2628 | He had the poor taste to consider himself the head of the family. | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
2629 | I usually eat them raw. | 1.2133 | 0.05787 | 75 | 62 | 10 | 3 |
2630 | Yes, it’s locally sourced…why do you ask? | 1.2133 | 0.04762 | 75 | 59 | 16 | 0 |
2631 | We pride ourselves on being a welcoming spot for family dining. | 1.2133 | 0.05127 | 75 | 60 | 14 | 1 |
2632 | As in years past Madame’s late husband’s remaining remains have already been doggy bagged for your take-home convenience. | 1.2131 | 0.05780 | 61 | 49 | 11 | 1 |
2633 | The gentlemantis said this is his last attempt to win your love. Then he disappeared. | 1.2130 | 0.04931 | 108 | 90 | 13 | 5 |
2634 | I think that’s the wrong order my ex husband was way smaller than that. | 1.2130 | 0.04931 | 108 | 90 | 13 | 5 |
2635 | He's all yours. | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2636 | Yum,the one that got away! | 1.2128 | 0.04244 | 94 | 74 | 20 | 0 |
2637 | Don't worry about it, he's the special. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2638 | Since we are the cosmic joke in the universe, we kill our own..at least we can recycle. | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2639 | And mantis for the ladytis | 1.2128 | 0.05634 | 94 | 80 | 8 | 6 |
2640 | Smells…interesting. | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2641 | This is better than sex. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2642 | This evening's date. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2643 | He decided to cut to the chase. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2644 | It has a flavorful body, but you knew that. | 1.2128 | 0.04244 | 94 | 74 | 20 | 0 |
2645 | You're husband won't be joining you for dinner | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2646 | This looks positively wonderful, what happened before, not so much. | 1.2125 | 0.04934 | 80 | 64 | 15 | 1 |
2647 | You and your ex finally see eye-to-eye, but unfortunately your relationship has hit a dead end. | 1.2125 | 0.05817 | 80 | 67 | 9 | 4 |
2648 | What I said was: "I wanted his head not to CHATTER, although his head on a PLATTER seems to have solved THAT, too!" | 1.2125 | 0.04934 | 80 | 64 | 15 | 1 |
2649 | I told him that #Me too was a real thing. | 1.2125 | 0.04602 | 80 | 63 | 17 | 0 |
2650 | Head cheese for your tête à tête. | 1.2125 | 0.04934 | 80 | 64 | 15 | 1 |
2651 | As you requested, the appetizer portion | 1.2125 | 0.05817 | 80 | 67 | 9 | 4 |
2652 | Voila, your latest mating victim. Bon appetit! | 1.2125 | 0.05817 | 80 | 67 | 9 | 4 |
2653 | We are out of grass. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2654 | Your other half will arrive shortly | 1.2125 | 0.04934 | 80 | 64 | 15 | 1 |
2655 | I’ve heard it tastes like chicken. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2656 | Today’s special, the chef’s surprise. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2657 | As ordered - your mother-in-law's head on a silver platter, Sir. | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2658 | With the head chef's compliments, madam! | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2659 | The mating season special | 1.2125 | 0.04602 | 80 | 63 | 17 | 0 |
2660 | How delicious! My husband! | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2661 | And then he said, 'You didn't have to bite my head off." | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2662 | Shall I remove the exoskeleton? | 1.2125 | 0.05817 | 80 | 67 | 9 | 4 |
2663 | I ordered ahead. | 1.2125 | 0.05817 | 80 | 67 | 9 | 4 |
2664 | The struggles of being an Australian Mantis: “I’d like to eat, mate” | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2665 | Head of husband ala delight! | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2666 | It is the speciality of our head chef. | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2667 | Will you be installing tinder again, miss? | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2668 | Just giving you a heads up!! | 1.2125 | 0.05817 | 80 | 67 | 9 | 4 |
2669 | Two heads can be better than one, if you don't eat it. | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2670 | You too, dear. | 1.2121 | 0.05424 | 99 | 84 | 9 | 6 |
2671 | It's our last one, so it's good you ordered ahead. | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2672 | May I suggest the Chardonnay with your husband | 1.2121 | 0.05071 | 66 | 52 | 14 | 0 |
2673 | May I present your husband? | 1.2119 | 0.04315 | 118 | 96 | 19 | 3 |
2674 | I can’t believe he remembered our anniversary! | 1.2118 | 0.05820 | 85 | 72 | 8 | 5 |
2675 | Just as you instructed…when you brought him in. | 1.2118 | 0.04762 | 85 | 68 | 16 | 1 |
2676 | His claim that you were ‘talking his head off’ fortuitously provides Madame with a complimentary dessert. | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2677 | Your husband,madam. Steamed,not stirred. | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
2678 | I had that last night! | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
2679 | Madam, your head du jour. | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
2680 | And how will you be preying for this? | 1.2118 | 0.04762 | 85 | 68 | 16 | 1 |
2681 | The Chef sends his regards | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
2682 | I'm afraid there's a hair on my head! | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2683 | Your blind date has arrived. | 1.2118 | 0.04762 | 85 | 68 | 16 | 1 |
2684 | And now, you get ahead. | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2685 | I guess it's true. The way to a man's heart IS through his stomach. | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2686 | Will madam be taking the rest to go? | 1.2118 | 0.04762 | 85 | 68 | 16 | 1 |
2687 | You are what you eat, after all! | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
2688 | Par for the course, m’mam. | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
2689 | Seriously? If I eat that thing, I'm going to barf. | 1.2113 | 0.05990 | 71 | 59 | 9 | 3 |
2690 | Lovely. He reminds me of my first husband. Also, my second, third, fourth, fifth and sixth. | 1.2113 | 0.05644 | 71 | 58 | 11 | 2 |
2691 | Is there really anything better than consummating another relationship with a fine Mantishevitz? | 1.2113 | 0.05644 | 71 | 58 | 11 | 2 |
2692 | He won't be ordering for you again, madam. | 1.2113 | 0.05275 | 71 | 57 | 13 | 1 |
2693 | Excuse me, I did request that my late husband to be cooked medium rare | 1.2113 | 0.05990 | 71 | 59 | 9 | 3 |
2694 | Medium-rare, as requested. | 1.2113 | 0.05275 | 71 | 57 | 13 | 1 |
2695 | As promised, Madame, no unsightly mandible marks! | 1.2113 | 0.05275 | 71 | 57 | 13 | 1 |
2696 | I assume your husband won’t be joining you. | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
2697 | No thanks. I had that for lunch. | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
2698 | We call this dish, I(ntro)scect(ion) | 1.2111 | 0.05585 | 90 | 76 | 9 | 5 |
2699 | That looks good for the main course. I just loved the appetizer! | 1.2111 | 0.04605 | 90 | 72 | 17 | 1 |
2700 | Roasted ex-lover, bon appétit. | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2701 | Voilà. Your ex. | 1.2111 | 0.04869 | 90 | 73 | 15 | 2 |
2702 | No thank you. I’m not interested in your two-for-one special. | 1.2111 | 0.05357 | 90 | 75 | 11 | 4 |
2703 | I said I wanted to have Fred OVER for dinner! | 1.2110 | 0.04337 | 109 | 88 | 19 | 2 |
2704 | Mama always said: “First date, thrill ‘em; second date, grill ‘em.” | 1.2105 | 0.05067 | 76 | 61 | 14 | 1 |
2705 | Is this your idea of a joke? | 1.2105 | 0.05067 | 76 | 61 | 14 | 1 |
2706 | We had a good time together. | 1.2105 | 0.04463 | 95 | 76 | 18 | 1 |
2707 | And now, for your post-coital snack ... | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
2708 | Now why hadn't I thought of that! | 1.2105 | 0.06016 | 76 | 64 | 8 | 4 |
2709 | I know you really love this dish. | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
2710 | Take it back to the kitchen please! Revenge is best served COLD! | 1.2105 | 0.04463 | 95 | 76 | 18 | 1 |
2711 | Did you leave room for dessert ma'am? | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2712 | I'm pretty sure I didn't ask for carrots on the side. | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
2713 | Well he should have bought me dinner first. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2714 | Here is your headhunter entree. | 1.2105 | 0.06016 | 76 | 64 | 8 | 4 |
2715 | he told me to tell you that he would be a little late | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2716 | Superb presentation. And doesn’t it always taste better when someone else fixes it? | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
2717 | Ah! My mate on a plate. | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2718 | Perfect. I'm eating for two hundred. | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
2719 | Liking head has a different meaning for you folks. | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2720 | Í apologize for serving leftovers. | 1.2105 | 0.05067 | 76 | 61 | 14 | 1 |
2721 | Perfect amuse-bouche! I'm ovulating. | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2722 | Chef’s special, sir. Cooked to perfection and absolutely grotesque. | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
2723 | His face had that startled expression that you find so delectable." | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2724 | Of course, smoking is less fattening. | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2725 | Another satisfied customer. | 1.2100 | 0.04984 | 100 | 83 | 13 | 4 |
2726 | Can you add a tad more garlic and attitude please? | 1.2100 | 0.04560 | 100 | 81 | 17 | 2 |
2727 | This one is a real head turner. | 1.2100 | 0.04777 | 100 | 82 | 15 | 3 |
2728 | We always did share the same taste. | 1.2100 | 0.04984 | 100 | 83 | 13 | 4 |
2729 | The Early Bird Special, madam. | 1.2100 | 0.04560 | 100 | 81 | 17 | 2 |
2730 | Ohhh, so that's where my sister went! | 1.2100 | 0.04333 | 100 | 80 | 19 | 1 |
2731 | I'm famished. The appetizer round moved heaven and earth. | 1.2099 | 0.05476 | 81 | 67 | 11 | 3 |
2732 | As the head server, I think you will enjoy this delicacy. | 1.2099 | 0.05187 | 81 | 66 | 13 | 2 |
2733 | Please don’t tell my wife about this… Wait…? | 1.2099 | 0.05187 | 81 | 66 | 13 | 2 |
2734 | Our most requested dish, head on a platter. | 1.2099 | 0.05187 | 81 | 66 | 13 | 2 |
2735 | Last night's lover with potatoes is our specialty | 1.2099 | 0.05476 | 81 | 67 | 11 | 3 |
2736 | As I told you,we have something for everyone. | 1.2099 | 0.04553 | 81 | 64 | 17 | 0 |
2737 | John the Mantis. | 1.2099 | 0.05476 | 81 | 67 | 11 | 3 |
2738 | My wife is your biggest fan. | 1.2099 | 0.04880 | 81 | 65 | 15 | 1 |
2739 | Mademoiselle -- your Little Death Au Gratin. Bon appétit! | 1.2099 | 0.05476 | 81 | 67 | 11 | 3 |
2740 | If you please..the bachelorette special | 1.2099 | 0.05476 | 81 | 67 | 11 | 3 |
2741 | Your carne pincheada, madam. | 1.2099 | 0.05187 | 81 | 66 | 13 | 2 |
2742 | Prey, then eat. That's how I was raised. | 1.2099 | 0.04880 | 81 | 65 | 15 | 1 |
2743 | Not original, from a cartoon I remember long ago: “Imbecile, I said bring me the head WAITER!” | 1.2099 | 0.05476 | 81 | 67 | 11 | 3 |
2744 | He said he was just going to the bathroom! | 1.2099 | 0.05187 | 81 | 66 | 13 | 2 |
2745 | I love these, they're crunchy on the outside and chewy on the inside! | 1.2097 | 0.06560 | 62 | 52 | 7 | 3 |
2746 | This dish always reminds me of my mother | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
2747 | It's Salome's specialty. | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
2748 | I'll have a cigarette with that please. | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
2749 | Ah, yes, just the way I like it! | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2750 | Oh,yum! Looks just like my first husband. | 1.2093 | 0.04712 | 86 | 69 | 16 | 1 |
2751 | Do you have a Praying Mantis Bag? | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
2752 | A prayer is probably appropriate. | 1.2093 | 0.04712 | 86 | 69 | 16 | 1 |
2753 | Voila! Your prayers have been answered. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2754 | He had a hat | 1.2093 | 0.05758 | 86 | 73 | 8 | 5 |
2755 | Oh, I do hope that our children have his eyes! | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2756 | His dying request was for me to ask: Was it good for you, too? | 1.2093 | 0.04712 | 86 | 69 | 16 | 1 |
2757 | I hope it's not someone you know. | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
2758 | The fava beans and a bottle of chianti will be out shortly | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
2759 | Dinner after dessert, I see. | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
2760 | The thorax is being glazed, enjoy! | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
2761 | We're out of parnships. | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
2762 | He was a great date, I hope he tastes as good . | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2763 | You must have worked up quite an appetite. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2764 | Your husband's last note offers 'Congratulations' on madam's pregnancy. | 1.2090 | 0.05438 | 67 | 54 | 12 | 1 |
2765 | I suggest the eyes be left for dessert | 1.2090 | 0.05839 | 67 | 55 | 10 | 2 |
2766 | Compliments from the head chef, madam. | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2767 | Mom never liked her. | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2768 | Did madame enjoy the date more than monsieur? | 1.2088 | 0.04821 | 91 | 74 | 15 | 2 |
2769 | I don't eat anything with eyes | 1.2088 | 0.05529 | 91 | 77 | 9 | 5 |
2770 | with compliments from the chef, who also fucked this dude | 1.2088 | 0.04821 | 91 | 74 | 15 | 2 |
2771 | Voila! Steamed spouse! | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2772 | La tête seulement sir. Just the way you like it | 1.2088 | 0.04560 | 91 | 73 | 17 | 1 |
2773 | The chef recommends that you do not criticize this one. | 1.2088 | 0.05303 | 91 | 76 | 11 | 4 |
2774 | We were a couple but recently separated. | 1.2083 | 0.05573 | 72 | 59 | 11 | 2 |
2775 | Madame, your date has arrived. | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
2776 | L'Haute Couture Apres Coitus Cuisine... et voila | 1.2083 | 0.05210 | 72 | 58 | 13 | 1 |
2777 | Braised head of prey. The answer to your prayers. | 1.2083 | 0.05573 | 72 | 59 | 11 | 2 |
2778 | The new iPhone. | 1.2083 | 0.05322 | 96 | 81 | 10 | 5 |
2779 | I believe this is what mademoiselle Salome ordered. | 1.2083 | 0.05573 | 72 | 59 | 11 | 2 |
2780 | I TOLD him I'd eat him for lunch! | 1.2083 | 0.05913 | 72 | 60 | 9 | 3 |
2781 | That's not who I ordered! | 1.2083 | 0.05913 | 72 | 60 | 9 | 3 |
2782 | And for madam... the euphemism | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
2783 | Well done, madame! | 1.2083 | 0.05210 | 72 | 58 | 13 | 1 |
2784 | This is very fresh; we cooked him as soon as you killed him. | 1.2083 | 0.05210 | 72 | 58 | 13 | 1 |
2785 | Well, one less mouth to feed. | 1.2083 | 0.06235 | 72 | 61 | 7 | 4 |
2786 | You’ll love him. | 1.2083 | 0.05573 | 72 | 59 | 11 | 2 |
2787 | Oh good, I've been praying for my husband! | 1.2083 | 0.06235 | 72 | 61 | 7 | 4 |
2788 | Was it humanely raised? | 1.2083 | 0.05210 | 72 | 58 | 13 | 1 |
2789 | He's still smokin' hot. | 1.2083 | 0.06235 | 72 | 61 | 7 | 4 |
2790 | Crispy Baby Daddy, just as you ordered Mademoiselle | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2791 | May I have a little extra butter ? | 1.2079 | 0.05324 | 101 | 86 | 9 | 6 |
2792 | I see I'm a head of the game! | 1.2079 | 0.04939 | 101 | 84 | 13 | 4 |
2793 | Catch of the day. Note the heady aroma. I daresay you’ll find it better than sex. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2794 | Wonderful! I hate eating alone. | 1.2078 | 0.05008 | 77 | 62 | 14 | 1 |
2795 | Have you any Grey Poupon? | 1.2078 | 0.05649 | 77 | 64 | 10 | 3 |
2796 | Who's the special today? Anyone I know? | 1.2078 | 0.04654 | 77 | 61 | 16 | 0 |
2797 | Afterglow. | 1.2078 | 0.05649 | 77 | 64 | 10 | 3 |
2798 | As I always say, “stop while your a head” | 1.2078 | 0.05338 | 77 | 63 | 12 | 2 |
2799 | Emma? | 1.2078 | 0.05008 | 77 | 62 | 14 | 1 |
2800 | I told him not to go to the kitchen... | 1.2078 | 0.05338 | 77 | 63 | 12 | 2 |
2801 | I guess it's too late to remind him to take out the garbage. | 1.2078 | 0.05338 | 77 | 63 | 12 | 2 |
2802 | Today's special: your ex-husband, madam. | 1.2078 | 0.05944 | 77 | 65 | 8 | 4 |
2803 | You are what you eat! Wait, it’s cousin Freddie! | 1.2078 | 0.05944 | 77 | 65 | 8 | 4 |
2804 | Would you like thorax with that? | 1.2078 | 0.05338 | 77 | 63 | 12 | 2 |
2805 | It's much healthier than having a cigarette afterwards. |