Contest #795


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795

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “From the gentleman at the bar.”
  2. “Shall I serve your husband first, madame?”
  3. “I believe you’re familiar with tonight’s entrée.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-03-20T21:58:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-04-03T22:06:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-03-28T22:06:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued April 4, 2022
Number of captions 5922
Number of responses 738467
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 His last words were "I hope this goes straight to her hips." 1.8065 0.02023 1628 730 483 415
1 You mate it. We plate it. 1.7908 0.01443 3241 1503 913 825
2 I believe you're familiar with tonight’s entrée. 1.7863 0.01349 3206 1350 1191 665
3 Well someone got lucky last night.” 1.7686 0.01521 2761 1275 850 636
4 I take it the Honeymoon is over? 1.7671 0.01747 1958 866 682 410
5 Your husband is ready for dinner. 1.7619 0.01712 2058 924 700 434
6 Perfect! It's exactly what I was praying for. 1.7566 0.01595 2465 1146 773 546
7 If you can't eat with the one you love, eat the one you're with. 1.7522 0.01282 3971 1910 1135 926
8 Clearly, madam ... you have good taste in men. 1.7487 0.01730 1986 902 681 403
9 Shall I serve your husband first, madame? 1.7461 0.01314 3615 1706 1123 786
10 I assume your husband will not be joining you. 1.7347 0.01564 2567 1236 776 555
11 I'm glad you ordered ahead. 1.7289 0.02507 937 437 317 183
12 I believe you are familiar with the special. 1.7284 0.01280 3534 1634 1226 674
13 From the makers of “A Bug’s Life” comes the sequel “Eat Prey, Love” 1.7262 0.01775 2009 986 587 436
14 It’s our honeymoon special. 1.7195 0.01740 1936 915 649 372
15 Yes madame, I am the head waiter. 1.7186 0.01579 2370 1127 783 460
16 Will Madame be dating anyone for dessert this evening? 1.7179 0.02745 780 370 260 150
17 Of course, I miss him, but a woman has to eat. 1.7173 0.01623 2246 1071 739 436
18 It is an honor to serve your husband 1.7160 0.01882 1623 762 560 301
19 Dinner is severed. 1.7046 0.02136 1300 634 416 250
20 Blind date went well, I see. 1.7042 0.01847 1734 845 557 332
21 Shall I pack the rest of your date in a to-go box? 1.7017 0.01654 2119 1024 703 392
22 Can I get you anyone else? 1.6989 0.01418 2856 1379 958 519
23 Revenge is served cold, madame. Post-coital decapitation is served with potatoes. 1.6947 0.01391 3243 1663 907 673
24 Lovingly prepared by our head chef. 1.6939 0.01433 2842 1397 918 527
25 I see your husband is joining you for dinner." 1.6912 0.02328 1085 538 344 203
26 He would've wanted a nice service like this. 1.6883 0.01574 2316 1138 762 416
27 Sometimes I can't help feeling all my relationships end the same way. 1.6858 0.01901 1550 754 529 267
28 My compliments to the head chef. 1.6817 0.01573 2391 1209 734 448
29 From our head chef. 1.6811 0.01520 2443 1203 816 424
30 I guess you get what you pray for. 1.6798 0.02070 1290 629 445 216
31 I do have great taste in men! 1.6791 0.01806 1714 842 580 292
32 Can I get you anyone else, madam? 1.6774 0.01545 2350 1160 788 402
33 I pray your latest husband will be to your taste. 1.6755 0.01604 2157 1062 733 362
34 The better half of your better half, Madame. 1.6749 0.01684 2030 1021 648 361
35 Will there be anyone else? 1.6725 0.01618 2119 1048 717 354
36 I asked to see the Headwaiter, not the head, waiter. 1.6715 0.01852 1711 875 523 313
37 The chef sends his compliments and asks if we may expect to see you again next mating season. 1.6695 0.02295 1059 528 353 178
38 I hope he tastes as good as he...well, you know 1.6612 0.02097 1272 644 415 213
39 The perfect choice for the femme fatale. 1.6585 0.01716 2237 1249 503 485
40 Uh, the website said, “order ahead”! 1.6579 0.01889 1561 793 509 259
41 I must admit, this is quite the courtship display. 1.6518 0.01822 2056 1184 404 468
42 And for Madame, Croak Monsieur. 1.6486 0.01812 1932 1071 469 392
43 I've never seen my husband so steamed! 1.6439 0.01982 1477 785 433 259
44 They say it’s to die for 1.6413 0.01998 1391 725 440 226
45 I have to say, other couples usually go to dinner first. 1.6409 0.02452 944 498 287 159
46 The first course after intercourse. 1.6348 0.01966 1539 841 419 279
47 He died happy... but you already knew that. 1.6336 0.01910 1632 894 442 296
48 Prey, Love, Eat 1.6317 0.02170 1401 815 287 299
49 Monsieur, Madame. 1.6310 0.02045 1469 822 367 280
50 It’s from the gentleman at the bar. 1.6306 0.02133 1416 814 311 291
51 I aways told him he was good enough to eat." 1.6253 0.02093 1305 709 376 220
52 Just what you preyed for. 1.6228 0.02144 1291 718 342 231
53 I trust this will satisfy Madam...again. 1.6192 0.02594 738 377 265 96
54 Yes... That's him. Thank you! 1.6182 0.02138 1265 699 350 216
55 He's still hot. 1.6177 0.02128 1313 737 341 235
56 I trust your date was a success, madam. 1.6165 0.02816 644 335 221 88
57 Per your request, your husband is joining you as dinner. 1.6128 0.02115 1250 685 364 201
58 The entree is to die for. 1.6118 0.02241 1136 630 317 189
59 From the gentleman at the next table. 1.6113 0.02303 1132 645 282 205
60 Mr and Mrs Mantis celebrate the consummation of their marriage at the Four Seasons. 1.6108 0.02846 668 361 206 101
61 You’re husband has arrived for dinner. 1.6085 0.02251 1111 615 316 180
62 ...and he already picked up the check. 1.6056 0.03118 535 286 174 75
63 He said to tell you it was worth it. 1.6055 0.02402 1024 584 260 180
64 Yes, I'm the head waiter. 1.6033 0.02458 983 564 245 174
65 The best part of date night! 1.6032 0.02419 945 523 274 148
66 I assume madam will be dining alone this evening? 1.6002 0.02352 1033 584 278 171
67 This is an entrée you may recognize. 1.6000 0.02326 935 498 313 124
68 It's always nice to see a familiar face at dinner. 1.5983 0.02377 951 523 287 141
69 Yes! The perfect third date - sex, then dinner. 1.5983 0.02495 936 536 240 160
70 Would madam love to have anyone else for dinner? 1.5968 0.02605 744 398 248 98
71 The Monsieur,Madame. 1.5949 0.02455 943 536 253 154
72 Enjoy your dinner date. 1.5926 0.02600 950 577 183 190
73 OMG, I asked for his BREAD 1.5903 0.02624 842 487 213 142
74 Eat, pray, love... not necessarily in that order, mind you. 1.5881 0.02614 840 485 216 139
75 And will the rest of your husband be joining you? 1.5880 0.02552 886 513 225 148
76 He would have fallen asleep afterwards anyways... 1.5867 0.02547 859 490 234 135
77 You'll have to take it back. That's not my husband. 1.5864 0.02617 839 486 214 139
78 I assume Madame will be dining alone this evening . . . 1.5861 0.02569 836 475 232 129
79 My husband is finally on time for dinner. 1.5858 0.02584 857 496 220 141
80 I hope he’s a better appetizer than he was a lover. 1.5855 0.02516 854 484 243 127
81 He will be even better tonight than he was last night. 1.5839 0.02637 781 442 222 117
82 The usual, for madame. 1.5798 0.02739 714 404 206 104
83 And you must be the head waiter! 1.5797 0.02649 816 477 205 134
84 Just wanted to give you a “heads up” on the special tonight. 1.5790 0.02712 696 386 217 93
85 Your husband decided to join you for dinner after all 1.5761 0.02684 736 417 214 105
86 Ma'am, it is my pleasure to present the honeymoon special. 1.5746 0.02718 764 447 195 122
87 I see that madam will be dining alone this evening. 1.5744 0.02734 719 411 203 105
88 He wasn’t much in bed, but he did have a good head on his shoulders. 1.5739 0.02800 690 396 192 102
89 Please tell me that's who I think it is. 1.5734 0.02780 654 364 205 85
90 Chef hopes that you didn’t bite off more than you can chew. 1.5721 0.02816 673 385 191 97
91 Will the lady be expecting anyone else? 1.5716 0.02766 684 388 201 95
92 I suggest you leave a bigger tip than he did. 1.5712 0.02871 632 358 187 87
93 You only get to enjoy dinner with your husband once in a lifetime. 1.5710 0.02816 697 406 184 107
94 I remind you that a small decapitation fee is applied when a guest brings and devours their own mate. 1.5692 0.02739 708 406 201 101
95 He was lucky to have you, Madam. 1.5691 0.02758 687 391 201 95
96 Bon appetit and my condolences for the loss of your husband. 1.5664 0.02745 655 365 209 81
97 Voila, the head of the family. 1.5663 0.02950 664 398 156 110
98 Can I bring you anyone else? 1.5633 0.02865 664 389 176 99
99 Enjoy monsier, madame. 1.5624 0.02901 665 395 166 104
100 He did mention it was the best sex of his life. 1.5613 0.02875 702 425 160 117
101 I sure hope I haven’t bitten off more than I can chew! 1.5604 0.02887 621 357 180 84
102 It's strange, and confusing, but I actually wish he could have joined me tonight. 1.5595 0.03112 513 290 159 64
103 Ahh, he's still smiling. 1.5591 0.02852 626 358 186 82
104 Your dinner is severed. 1.5556 0.03047 567 331 157 79
105 Yes! What I was preying for. 1.5548 0.02977 602 354 162 86
106 I trust you will continue to enjoy date night. 1.5482 0.02778 622 353 197 72
107 This is our favored after course, following the salad course and the intercourse. 1.5474 0.05036 190 108 60 22
108 I hope you're enjoying your honeymoon. 1.5469 0.03223 501 295 138 68
109 Perfect: prey, love, eat. 1.5468 0.03132 598 372 125 101
110 Revenge served warm, Madame." 1.5456 0.02889 614 360 173 81
111 The thorax at the bar sent this over... 1.5440 0.03317 511 313 118 80
112 His last words -- "Tell her, from my perspective, it wasn't worth it. 1.5438 0.03340 445 258 132 55
113 Ah yes, that's him. 1.5438 0.03579 377 216 117 44
114 I take it you'll no longer be needing separate checks. 1.5426 0.03258 516 313 126 77
115 check and mate... 1.5416 0.03196 541 330 129 82
116 So, this makes you the "head" waiter? 1.5413 0.03053 508 290 161 57
117 Madame, presenting our Pray, Love, Eat special. 1.5412 0.03195 534 324 131 79
118 This calls for a wine with more body. 1.5404 0.03224 544 336 122 86
119 Ahh, Pierre, I always get hungry after sex! 1.5403 0.03311 496 301 122 73
120 I guess you are what you eat. 1.5398 0.03122 515 302 148 65
121 Husband of the day on a bed of arugula, madam. 1.5393 0.02976 573 338 161 74
122 I had my fill of him last night. 1.5392 0.03355 497 306 114 77
123 Such a pleasure to be served by the head waiter! 1.5389 0.03160 488 283 147 58
124 Oh, that’s Bert: he was so tender. 1.5381 0.03489 407 238 119 50
125 His last words were..”Oh God yes!” 1.5380 0.03267 526 325 119 82
126 Pardon, madame, nature dictates that I serve your husband first. 1.5379 0.03241 515 313 127 75
127 You know, I used to just have a cigarette afterward. 1.5375 0.03040 560 339 144 77
128 Madam, we are pleased that you brought your husband to eat here. 1.5366 0.03206 505 302 135 68
129 This is so much more civilized than just biting it off. 1.5360 0.03295 472 281 129 62
130 Some like to cuddle, I like to nosh 1.5337 0.03383 416 241 128 47
131 Love Eat Pray 1.5336 0.03380 506 319 104 83
132 I ordered the tete de veau, not the tete de beau. 1.5327 0.03394 428 252 124 52
133 Ah, the perfect end to a wonderful first date. 1.5320 0.03371 485 300 112 73
134 Compliments of the gentlemantis at table 3.” 1.5320 0.03358 532 342 97 93
135 Happy Valentines Day,Madame,and thank you for ordering ahead. 1.5317 0.03144 521 313 139 69
136 Courtesy of the gentleman who was at the bar. 1.5315 0.03276 508 313 120 75
137 He was a great lover. Head and shoulders above the rest. 1.5304 0.03274 494 301 124 69
138 Our "Romantic Dinner Special" for one. 1.5300 0.03115 517 308 144 65
139 Here we serve the gentleman first. 1.5300 0.03209 534 331 123 80
140 Ma'am, your husband is ready for dinner. 1.5296 0.03287 506 313 118 75
141 Et voilà, ze 'oneymoon special! 1.5280 0.03433 483 305 101 77
142 An extra special evening - sex and a meal with no commitment! 1.5268 0.03557 410 249 106 55
143 I told him it would be a tête-à-tête 1.5255 0.03356 432 256 125 51
144 Mate. Check? 1.5237 0.03371 443 267 120 56
145 Madame, for a pairing I suggest something full-bodied but not heady. 1.5231 0.03409 476 299 105 72
146 I love a one night stand that ends with dinner. 1.5220 0.03737 387 241 90 56
147 He told me to tell you the sex was great. 1.5219 0.03444 479 305 98 76
148 Et voila... le Croque Monsieur. 1.5218 0.03310 504 317 111 76
149 Bon appetit, and our condolences on your recent widowhood. 1.5201 0.03252 448 268 129 51
150 Would madame care for a cigarette, too? 1.5197 0.03360 458 281 116 61
151 Prepared by the head chef. 1.5196 0.03704 408 259 86 63
152 Madam will be dining alone, I assume? 1.5181 0.03475 469 300 95 74
153 Yum, the honeymoon’s over. 1.5181 0.03355 469 291 113 65
154 He could've just sent over a drink. 1.5177 0.03365 452 279 113 60
155 Please enjoy dinner with your husband. 1.5177 0.03331 481 300 113 68
156 An excellent choice madame...and he took care of the bill for you. 1.5171 0.03388 468 293 108 67
157 Is there anyone else I can bring you? 1.5168 0.03461 476 306 94 76
158 Yes, you get to enjoy him twice. 1.5165 0.03679 395 247 92 56
159 We saved you the trouble. 1.5155 0.03277 452 272 127 53
160 I warned him that I would have his head on a platter. 1.5147 0.03512 373 220 114 39
161 That's not Leonard. 1.5144 0.03585 416 261 96 59
162 I see your mate is joining you for dinner 1.5143 0.03429 420 255 114 51
163 Compliments of the chef, madam. She says you have excellent taste in men. 1.5130 0.03411 423 257 115 51
164 I guess it's true what they say, you are what you eat. 1.5128 0.03496 390 234 112 44
165 He said he'd just as soon skip the foreplay. 1.5109 0.03586 411 258 96 57
166 They don't call me the head waiter for nothing. 1.5104 0.03656 431 281 80 70
167 Make him FEEL special, then make him THE special. Well played Madame. 1.5099 0.03670 406 259 87 60
168 Your Valentine's Day usual, Madam. 1.5086 0.03515 409 253 104 52
169 Compliments of the gentleman previously standing at the bar. 1.5083 0.03585 421 268 92 61
170 Yes he's fresh. You just had sex with him in the bathroom. 1.5079 0.03809 380 244 79 57
171 And for Madame,we have Monsieur. 1.5079 0.03661 380 236 95 49
172 Kenny wasn’t the first man-tis to lose his head over a pretty woman. 1.5070 0.03377 426 260 116 50
173 Guess it's pretty obvious why I'm always dining alone. 1.5065 0.03699 385 243 89 53
174 This is courtesy of, and is, the gentleman from the bar." 1.5056 0.03810 358 225 85 48
175 That’s not him. 1.5053 0.03788 378 242 81 55
176 He still has a smile on his face madam. 1.5051 0.03644 390 245 93 52
177 May I recommend a fresh red with a bitter finish? 1.5040 0.03683 377 236 92 49
178 Let me guess--you were the one who broke things off? 1.5028 0.03858 362 232 78 52
179 Yes, I was just promoted to head waiter. 1.5027 0.03671 376 235 93 48
180 He said it was good for him, and good luck with the kids. 1.5013 0.03619 391 246 94 51
181 Your husband has arrived. 1.5000 0.03852 340 213 84 43
182 Your Croaked Monsieur, Ma'am. 1.5000 0.03829 368 237 78 53
183 I understand Monsieur will not be joining you. 1.4987 0.03634 399 255 89 55
184 Your post-coital snack, madam. 1.4986 0.03692 357 221 94 42
185 For me, the first stage of grief is hunger. 1.4985 0.04045 331 214 69 48
186 I'm happy to see your husband is joining us for dinner" 1.4975 0.03468 400 247 107 46
187 And you're sure he's the one? 1.4971 0.03829 348 220 83 45
188 Will you be needing a body… sorry… a doggy bag for the rest of him? 1.4970 0.03823 338 211 86 41
189 Actually, revenge is a dish best served with kale and croutons. 1.4969 0.04081 320 206 69 45
190 It was his last request Madam! 1.4960 0.03451 373 224 113 36
191 Your mate, madam, well-done. 1.4959 0.03688 363 229 89 45
192 Let us prey. 1.4958 0.03641 361 223 97 41
193 I remember his last last words "over my dead body" 1.4958 0.03724 361 227 89 45
194 The chef sends his condolences 1.4958 0.03562 357 218 102 37
195 It appears that revenge is a dish best served warm. 1.4955 0.03802 335 208 88 39
196 The chef informed me you're having your husband for dinner. 1.4952 0.03599 414 268 87 59
197 Would you like a body bag to take the rest home? 1.4944 0.03850 358 231 77 50
198 I take it you’ll be dining alone? 1.4941 0.03691 340 208 96 36
199 I've always been a "mate and potatoes" gal at heart 1.4915 0.03904 354 231 72 51
200 I assume madame will be dining alone? 1.4914 0.03854 350 225 78 47
201 May I say you have an excellent taste in men, Madame. 1.4894 0.03877 329 208 81 40
202 Prepared by the head chef himself. 1.4891 0.03506 413 264 96 53
203 It’s a special blend of Herb and spices. 1.4873 0.04014 353 237 60 56
204 Your après coitus, madam? 1.4869 0.03620 343 210 99 34
205 Shall I assume Madam is dining alone tonight? 1.4855 0.03734 346 218 88 40
206 You ordered the mate plate? 1.4829 0.04043 292 184 75 33
207 He didn't look this good when I was dating him! 1.4826 0.03885 317 200 81 36
208 The gentleman who was seated in the back sent this with his thanks for an evening he will remember as long as he lived. 1.4819 0.04709 193 117 59 17
209 Would you like decap coffee with dessert? 1.4818 0.03907 303 189 82 32
210 Your husband I presume. 1.4817 0.03909 328 211 76 41
211 I believe you’ve met. 1.4815 0.05449 135 80 45 10
212 I suppose Madam is dining alone tonight? 1.4812 0.03933 320 205 76 39
213 Oh,not lover and onions again! 1.4812 0.04147 293 189 67 37
214 I hope it was good for Madam. 1.4808 0.03790 339 216 83 40
215 Rumor has it, you're now eating for two. 1.4806 0.03732 310 189 93 28
216 Uh… I ordered the steamed aphids. And in any case, that’s not my husband. 1.4805 0.03832 308 193 83 32
217 Madame, revenge is a dish best served warm. 1.4804 0.03890 358 238 68 52
218 Ah, I see your husband will be joining you for dinner, after all. 1.4804 0.03975 331 217 69 45
219 The remainder of your party has arrived, Madam. 1.4795 0.03753 365 238 79 48
220 Oh, no! I had that for lunch. 1.4789 0.03894 355 236 68 51
221 Shall I assume you two hit it off? 1.4785 0.03878 326 209 78 39
222 Ah, the Blue Mate special! 1.4778 0.04003 293 185 76 32
223 Well Madame, it seems your husband was able to make it for dinner after all. 1.4766 0.04093 321 214 61 46
224 You must be the head waiter. 1.4766 0.03877 342 224 73 45
225 I believe madame will remember her escort from last night? 1.4763 0.03798 338 217 81 40
226 His head on a platter, as you requested. 1.4757 0.03733 370 243 78 49
227 Madame, your afterglow, just the way you like it. 1.4757 0.04449 267 177 53 37
228 Would you like flies with that? 1.4756 0.04160 307 204 60 43
229 Did you want flies with that? 1.4756 0.04134 307 203 62 42
230 He told me to tell you it was worth it. 1.4756 0.04003 307 198 72 37
231 Perfect! My compliments to the head chef. 1.4755 0.04223 286 187 62 37
232 The sex was great, but this is what I was really was looking forward to! 1.4748 0.04074 318 211 63 44
233 I'm always hungry after sex. 1.4747 0.04044 316 208 66 42
234 Madame. Monsieur. 1.4737 0.04291 285 189 57 39
235 The other member of your party has arrived. 1.4734 0.03680 338 213 90 35
236 Oh my God! I'm just like my mother!! 1.4731 0.04271 260 166 65 29
237 An amuse bouche from our head chef. 1.4731 0.03970 334 222 66 46
238 Compliments of your divorce attorney." 1.4727 0.03842 330 213 78 39
239 Dear Henry would be so pleased with the presentation. 1.4723 0.03641 307 186 97 24
240 That's Harriet's ex. If she didn't want it, why would I? 1.4716 0.04177 282 183 65 34
241 Don’t you just love first dates? 1.4691 0.04129 275 176 69 30
242 Second date, I presume? 1.4690 0.04177 290 191 62 37
243 After that roll in the hay, I'm famished! 1.4686 0.03898 318 206 75 37
244 After the ruckus at the other table, you did say “I’ll have what she’s having.” 1.4682 0.03998 299 193 72 34
245 Another eHarmony match ends successfully! 1.4678 0.04067 295 192 68 35
246 Your husband has arrived for dinner madam. 1.4678 0.04010 295 190 72 33
247 Compliments of the gentleman at the next table. 1.4673 0.03958 306 198 73 35
248 I trust the sex was to your satisfaction madam. 1.4671 0.04159 289 190 63 36
249 Gosh, perfectly executed. 1.4669 0.04030 272 171 75 26
250 The gentleman at the bar is dying to meet you. 1.4661 0.04489 251 166 53 32
251 Monsieur, is ready for you now. 1.4646 0.03784 297 185 86 26
252 I ordered wings. 1.4638 0.03976 304 198 71 35
253 Condolences on your loss, Madam, but bon appetit. 1.4638 0.03505 345 215 100 30
254 Freshly mated, of course. 1.4613 0.04031 284 183 71 30
255 That looks just like my first husband. 1.4613 0.04395 271 183 51 37
256 Bon appétit! from your head waiter. 1.4610 0.04113 282 184 66 32
257 Madam, your husband du jour. 1.4608 0.03873 306 197 77 32
258 You've got male 1.4593 0.04215 270 177 62 31
259 Cooked as you wished, although revenge is usually a dish best served cold. 1.4591 0.04245 281 188 57 36
260 Your husband is quite the dish. 1.4589 0.04037 292 191 68 33
261 You said you wanted his head on a platter, we added the potatoes.” 1.4589 0.03914 316 208 71 37
262 He once was a true love of mine 1.4583 0.04724 216 142 49 25
263 Let’s hope he’s better as an entrée than a husband 1.4581 0.03917 310 203 72 35
264 Excellent choice, ordering ahead. 1.4578 0.04042 308 206 63 39
265 He asked me to thank you for last night. 1.4564 0.04059 287 188 67 32
266 Your lover and onions, well done 1.4553 0.04406 257 172 53 32
267 Mate on a Plate with shallots. 1.4552 0.03907 290 186 76 28
268 Congratulations. I hear you're expecting. 1.4549 0.04294 266 177 57 32
269 I see your husband will be joining you after all 1.4549 0.04261 266 176 59 31
270 Ahhh,…. Dinner for two minus one. 1.4545 0.04027 275 177 71 27
271 Yes,the Croak Monsieur is mine. 1.4542 0.04304 251 164 60 27
272 Your partner has arrived. 1.4538 0.04086 260 166 70 24
273 It was supposed to be foreplay, but I got carried away. 1.4538 0.04554 238 159 50 29
274 Are you the head waiter 1.4505 0.04625 222 147 50 25
275 It’s perfect. This wine doesn’t have a lot of body, either. 1.4505 0.05828 111 68 36 7
276 That's serving him right. 1.4504 0.04307 262 175 56 31
277 He died doing what he loved. 1.4496 0.04394 238 156 57 25
278 Chef made an exception to bring-your-own but asks that I tell you, only this once. 1.4493 0.03906 296 193 73 30
279 As you ordered, Madame. Your mate on a plate. 1.4493 0.03981 276 178 72 26
280 Yes, Ma'am ... I'm the head waiter. 1.4492 0.03903 325 219 66 40
281 The moment you realize your French is not as good as you thought. 1.4491 0.04046 285 188 66 31
282 I actually asked for his bread on a plate. 1.4487 0.04328 263 177 54 32
283 I take it your third date went exceedingly well, ma'am 1.4479 0.04479 259 178 46 35
284 I hope it's as good as the sex. 1.4472 0.04863 199 132 45 22
285 As you requested, his head on a platter. 1.4461 0.04254 269 181 56 32
286 Madame, the sous-chef sends his condolences and the head chef sends his congratulations. 1.4456 0.04282 285 197 49 39
287 So my date did show up." 1.4449 0.04141 245 157 67 21
288 Here's your order. Husband Du Jour. 1.4444 0.04165 243 156 66 21
289 Who doesn't love date night?! 1.4444 0.04363 234 153 58 23
290 Looks like you've worked up an appetite. 1.4439 0.04603 205 133 53 19
291 Your entree, Madam - 'Bitter Divorce with scalloped potatoes' 1.4435 0.04374 248 166 54 28
292 Love rears its ugly head. 1.4431 0.04286 246 162 59 25
293 The honeymoon special. 1.4430 0.04484 237 159 51 27
294 As handsome as the day we married. 1.4426 0.04389 244 163 54 27
295 Thanks for ordering ahead, Ms. Mantis. 1.4423 0.04705 208 138 48 22
296 Your mate, I mean plate, is served. 1.4423 0.04224 260 173 59 28
297 From the chef, Madame. He's sorry it didn't work out. 1.4418 0.04131 249 161 66 22
298 Once again I have to pick up the check. 1.4416 0.04130 274 183 61 30
299 Yes,it IS big,but then you’re eating for ten thousand. 1.4416 0.04272 231 149 62 20
300 Compliments of the head waiter. 1.4412 0.04249 272 185 54 33
301 If you didn’t think he was a tender lover, the chef thinks you’ll be delighted with this 1.4408 0.04219 245 160 62 23
302 Oh good! Something familiar 1.4405 0.03978 252 160 73 19
303 Apparently you did not bite off more than you could chew. 1.4402 0.04127 259 170 64 25
304 Would you like any flies with that? 1.4400 0.04893 200 135 42 23
305 From farm to table. 1.4395 0.04259 248 164 59 25
306 He looks even more ravishing cooked 1.4395 0.04470 223 147 54 22
307 He didn't have a prayer. 1.4391 0.04583 230 156 47 27
308 The Chef hopes you enjoy your dinner and sends his best wishes on your growing family. 1.4385 0.04230 244 160 61 23
309 Today’s special is: Your ex, served medium-well, drenched in a port wine reduction sauce in a bed of his own making. 1.4385 0.04463 244 166 49 29
310 You are what you eat. 1.4381 0.04620 210 139 50 21
311 If you like we can put the rest in a take home carton. 1.4380 0.04281 258 174 55 29
312 Would you believe it...this is where we had our first date. 1.4378 0.04358 249 168 53 28
313 Madame, your locally-sourced Tête de Beau. Bon appétit! 1.4369 0.04250 222 142 63 17
314 Prayer answered, Madame: Your husband has arrived for dinner. 1.4367 0.04095 245 158 67 20
315 It is locally sourced in this neighborhood, madame. 1.4364 0.04074 236 153 65 18
316 You killed him, we grilled him! 1.4360 0.04652 211 141 48 22
317 Should I run his card for the bill? 1.4353 0.04423 255 176 47 32
318 It's our consummation dinner. 1.4348 0.04717 207 139 46 22
319 I'll never forget our first, and only time. 1.4337 0.04243 249 166 58 25
320 Coming next, the most stunning finale ever on The Bachelorette... 1.4332 0.04344 247 167 53 27
321 Will madame require another mate for dessert? 1.4330 0.04241 261 177 55 29
322 I like to have my mate and eat him too. 1.4327 0.04370 245 166 52 27
323 No, no, this isn't what I ordered. We're supposed to mate first. 1.4324 0.04300 259 177 52 30
324 You idiot! That's my brother, not my husband! 1.4311 0.04481 225 151 51 23
325 My dating profile did say Man Eater. 1.4310 0.04913 174 114 45 15
326 Here is your Ladies Day special. 1.4309 0.04468 246 170 46 30
327 Sheesh, I can’t believe I slept with that guy 1.4309 0.05063 188 129 37 22
328 Compliments from the gentleman that was at the next table. 1.4308 0.04078 253 166 65 22
329 Compliments of your lawyer. 1.4308 0.04229 253 170 57 26
330 Presenting the Head of the Household, Madam. 1.4305 0.04327 223 146 58 19
331 So nice that your husband can join you 1.4303 0.04343 244 165 53 26
332 Having dinner with your husband? 1.4303 0.04401 251 173 48 30
333 Take it back. Revenge is a dish best served cold! 1.4301 0.04145 272 185 57 30
334 Glad I ordered a head. 1.4299 0.04539 221 149 49 23
335 Compliments of the gentleman at the far table. 1.4298 0.04437 228 153 52 23
336 Thanks. Just what I was preying for. 1.4291 0.04416 247 170 48 29
337 ‘Your Head of Household, madam.’ 1.4286 0.04449 224 150 52 22
338 I’m thrilled. He said he’d join me for dinner! 1.4279 0.04389 215 141 56 18
339 Madam, your companion has arrived 1.4279 0.04289 215 139 60 16
340 May I suggest a full bodied Merlot? 1.4279 0.04769 215 149 40 26
341 Courtesy of the gentleman at the bar. 1.4275 0.04383 255 177 47 31
342 May I presume you had the last word? 1.4274 0.04224 234 154 60 20
343 Your dinner guest is served. 1.4274 0.04558 234 162 44 28
344 Check mate. 1.4273 0.04413 220 146 54 20
345 Congratulations on your honeymoon, Mrs. Mantis. Compliments from the hotel. 1.4273 0.04552 220 149 48 23
346 If you insist — I am eating for two now… 1.4268 0.04244 239 159 58 22
347 I always did enjoy picking his brain. 1.4265 0.04911 204 142 37 25
348 Voila, your 'Mate-on-a-Plate' is served, Madame. 1.4257 0.04639 202 135 48 19
349 I told you I’d have him over for dinner 1.4257 0.04237 249 168 56 25
350 My husband never looked so good. 1.4249 0.04406 233 158 51 24
351 Chef did mention that your husband paid for this meal. 1.4249 0.04146 233 152 63 18
352 Might I suggest a nice chianti and some fava beans? 1.4240 0.04596 217 148 46 23
353 Tonight’s special for the bride. 1.4236 0.04725 203 138 44 21
354 Well, we know what you did this afternoon. 1.4236 0.04725 203 138 44 21
355 Will you be taking the remainder to go, Madame? 1.4233 0.04689 189 125 48 16
356 I’m sure he’s not the first guy to lose his head over you. Bon appétit. 1.4232 0.04257 241 162 56 23
357 The chef believes you are what you eat. 1.4231 0.04331 208 135 58 15
358 It looks like I will be dining alone 1.4227 0.04503 220 149 49 22
359 Madame, your tete de beau… 1.4221 0.04577 199 132 50 17
360 As per the divorce agreement... bon appetit, madam." 1.4217 0.04488 230 158 47 25
361 Compliments of the head waiter, maam... 1.4215 0.04547 223 153 46 24
362 You may order dessert from our menu, or use Tinder again. 1.4215 0.04547 223 153 46 24
363 Voilá, madame. This evening's special: Eat pray, love. 1.4213 0.04334 235 159 53 23
364 Your dinner and date, madam. 1.4208 0.04473 202 133 53 16
365 He was looking for love in the wrong place. 1.4198 0.04426 212 141 53 18
366 I take it you are eating for two now. 1.4190 0.04655 210 144 44 22
367 No one usually orders this until the third date. 1.4189 0.04561 222 153 45 24
368 He would have wanted you to have this. 1.4188 0.04651 191 127 48 16
369 I told him that I'd love to have him for dinner. 1.4185 0.04585 184 120 51 13
370 I like waiting on praying mantis’s. They always order ahead. 1.4182 0.04545 220 151 46 23
371 See, this is what happens when you forget your safe word. 1.4176 0.04812 182 122 44 16
372 I do love a nice Bed & Breakfast. 1.4176 0.04997 182 125 38 19
373 And now for ze afterplay. 1.4159 0.04730 214 150 39 25
374 Valentine's dinner for one! 1.4159 0.04589 214 147 45 22
375 I could’ve made this at home. 1.4159 0.04822 214 152 35 27
376 Madame, your monsieur meuniere. Bon appetit. 1.4158 0.04684 202 138 44 20
377 I told him I was to die for. 1.4156 0.04345 243 168 49 26
378 Would Madam care for a cigarette as well? 1.4153 0.04914 183 125 40 18
379 Your third date seems to have gone well, Madame. 1.4149 0.04699 188 126 46 16
380 So much nicer to eat him than to eat with him. 1.4147 0.04588 217 150 44 23
381 So glad your husband could join us this evening. 1.4146 0.04528 205 138 49 18
382 Croak Monsieur 1.4141 0.04586 198 133 48 17
383 Wait! That's not my husband! 1.4140 0.05350 157 108 33 16
384 You know, it's best served cold. 1.4140 0.05032 186 130 35 21
385 THAT'S NOT JOHN!!! 1.4135 0.04532 208 141 48 19
386 Might I also offer Madame a Happy Mother's Day. 1.4131 0.04554 213 146 46 21
387 Or would you just prefer a cigarette? 1.4130 0.04352 230 157 51 22
388 Well executed…pray tell. 1.4126 0.04240 206 134 59 13
389 It's not like he wasn't expecting it. 1.4125 0.04302 240 165 51 24
390 You asked us to serve your companion first. 1.4118 0.04835 187 128 41 18
391 So, I am pregnant. 1.4115 0.04406 226 155 49 22
392 Courtesy of your ex, Madam. 1.4115 0.04515 209 142 48 19
393 Prepared as per the instructions in your divorce settlement. 1.4115 0.04515 209 142 48 19
394 And may I be the first to wish you a ‘happy anniversary’. 1.4109 0.04731 202 140 41 21
395 Oh good! Just what I preyed for! 1.4109 0.04679 202 139 43 20
396 Was it as good for you as it was for him? 1.4109 0.04518 202 136 49 17
397 Your St. John the Baptist Special, Madame. 1.4105 0.04778 190 130 42 18
398 There must be some mistake - I had my husband yesterday. 1.4104 0.04616 212 147 43 22
399 His last request was for me to ask "Was it good for you?" 1.4096 0.04557 249 181 34 34
400 From the gentleman at the end of the bar. 1.4093 0.04723 193 132 43 18
401 Fruitti di Marriage, Madame. 1.4091 0.05177 176 124 32 20
402 Looks like someone's prayers went unanswered. 1.4091 0.04786 176 118 44 14
403 Hopefully his eyes aren't bigger than your stomach. 1.4089 0.04712 203 141 41 21
404 For Cora, dining alone was always delightful: no need for small talk or menu negotiations. 1.4089 0.04044 203 129 65 9
405 Yes, Ma'am, this is the special for the day after the night before. 1.4089 0.04555 203 138 47 18
406 To eat, his own 1.4084 0.04758 191 131 42 18
407 You might be familiar with tonights entree. 1.4083 0.04473 218 150 47 21
408 Mrs. Campion finally faces the fact her marriage is over. 1.4081 0.04536 223 156 43 24
409 I'd say Grace, but his name was Robert. 1.4074 0.05073 162 110 38 14
410 I guess this means our divorce is really final! 1.4069 0.04419 231 161 46 24
411 So Ma'am, I gather the evening went as planned? 1.4067 0.04710 209 147 39 23
412 Following your inter-course, I am pleased to present your secondi-course. 1.4062 0.04963 192 136 34 22
413 Your annual dinner, Madam. The usual wine? 1.4061 0.04595 197 134 46 17
414 I told him I'd have his head on a platter. 1.4061 0.04706 197 136 42 19
415 How romantic, our first dinner was here. 1.4061 0.05151 165 114 35 16
416 Just what I prayed for 1.4059 0.04674 202 140 42 20
417 He was the best I ever had. 1.4057 0.04659 212 149 40 23
418 Your ex on a platter, as requested. 1.4054 0.05102 185 132 31 22
419 The rest of your party has arrived. 1.4054 0.05237 148 100 36 12
420 Now I know what you mean by “Having a partner for dinner.” Will you be saying grace before the meal or just praying? 1.4045 0.04440 220 152 47 21
421 Compliments of the spouse. 1.4043 0.04627 188 127 46 15
422 Your gentleman caller, ma'am 1.4038 0.04313 208 139 54 15
423 Right on time! I just finished preying. 1.4036 0.04303 223 152 52 19
424 I just love a family dinner. 1.4034 0.04913 176 121 39 16
425 One night stand? 1.4031 0.04551 196 133 47 16
426 When the kids ask where their father is,leave me out of it. 1.4024 0.04948 164 111 40 13
427 Madam....Your Monsieur!!! 1.4020 0.04329 199 132 54 13
428 To think, maybe HE Should've been the one praying. 1.4018 0.04426 224 156 46 22
429 Happy anniversary! 1.4011 0.04579 187 126 47 14
430 Moving restaurant week to the end of mating season was pure genius. 1.4010 0.04774 202 143 37 22
431 Mate au vin. 1.4008 0.04084 257 178 55 24
432 Your husband, Fred, was steamed, then drizzled in a tangy plum sauce. 1.4000 0.04514 205 141 46 18
433 Voilà! Your mate on a plate! 1.4000 0.04825 190 133 38 19
434 Mate on a plate, medium-rare. 1.4000 0.04895 180 125 38 17
435 I can assure you that he died happily. 1.4000 0.04958 180 126 36 18
436 I hope I haven’t bitten off more than I can chew. 1.3989 0.04496 188 126 49 13
437 Hold on--I need to say grace first." 1.3989 0.04869 178 123 39 16
438 I love Date Night!" 1.3986 0.04876 143 93 43 7
439 Wedding congratulations to you both! 1.3981 0.04548 206 143 44 19
440 Don't be embarrassed by eating dinner alone, madam. HE has no body either 1.3980 0.04465 201 137 48 16
441 A great end to an awesome romantic weekend getaway 1.3979 0.04918 191 136 34 21
442 I warned him about continually asking ‘what’s for dinner’. 1.3978 0.05058 181 129 32 20
443 The remains of the day, ma'am. 1.3978 0.05178 181 131 28 22
444 Here is your Ex Amandine, madam. 1.3974 0.04870 156 104 42 10
445 This meal always brings back such fond memories. 1.3962 0.05204 159 111 33 15
446 Does Madame recall his preferred wine? 1.3961 0.04633 207 146 40 21
447 Actually, I ordered the fly in the soup. 1.3955 0.04884 177 123 38 16
448 Ah,my 34th husband,Gary. 1.3950 0.04588 200 139 43 18
449 One post-copulation special, Madame. 1.3949 0.04894 195 140 33 22
450 As it turns out, I'll be dining alone tonight. 1.3946 0.05336 147 102 32 13
451 What a day I’ve had with this guy! 1.3944 0.04694 180 123 43 14
452 Who says that you can't have your mate and eat him too? 1.3943 0.04923 175 122 37 16
453 Your catch of the day. 1.3943 0.04856 175 121 39 15
454 They never see this coming when they click on Tinder. 1.3938 0.04298 226 157 49 20
455 Your husband, madame—or should I say mademoiselle? 1.3938 0.05327 160 114 29 17
456 Violà – 'The Honeymoon Special' 1.3922 0.04678 204 145 38 21
457 I took the liberty of assuming you’d be dining alone again this evening. 1.3920 0.05031 176 125 33 18
458 Madam, you may have seen this dish before. 1.3920 0.04601 199 139 42 18
459 As a mate he was hasty. As dinner I hope he’s tasty. 1.3915 0.04775 189 133 38 18
460 Congratulations on your pregnancy, my condolences for your loss" 1.3913 0.04488 184 124 48 12
461 Compliments of the gentleman at the bar, madam. 1.3907 0.04403 215 150 46 19
462 Today's dish is truly orgasmic. 1.3904 0.04870 187 133 35 19
463 It has been our distinct privilege to serve your late husband. 1.3904 0.04751 187 131 39 17
464 Want to check your Mate? 1.3902 0.05081 164 115 34 15
465 It was supposed to be just drinks at his place. 1.3902 0.05007 164 114 36 14
466 Girls gotta eat 1.3901 0.04587 182 126 42 14
467 Barry is so cute I could just eat him up. 1.3898 0.04744 177 122 41 14
468 Yes, it is prepared exactly as the last one, Ma'am. 1.3898 0.04744 177 122 41 14
469 I assume you'll be paying? 1.3898 0.04943 177 125 35 17
470 From the gentleman at the bar. 1.3895 0.05373 172 127 23 22
471 From Tinder to tender, madam. 1.3892 0.05086 167 118 33 16
472 This meal was prepared especially for you by our head chef. 1.3892 0.05026 185 134 30 21
473 Hopefully it will prove more memorable than the sex. 1.3889 0.05007 180 129 32 19
474 Of course in our species the sex usually comes AFTER the meal. 1.3880 0.03955 250 172 59 19
475 I believe it's your ex-husband. 1.3878 0.05327 147 103 31 13
476 Oh, there you are! 1.3861 0.05057 158 110 35 13
477 I so hope he's as good now as he was then. 1.3860 0.05131 171 123 30 18
478 It’s so nice to be dining out again. 1.3860 0.04855 171 119 38 14
479 Looks like he died happy. 1.3855 0.04884 166 115 38 13
480 Your husband couldn't make dinner. 1.3851 0.04989 161 112 36 13
481 If you can't beat 'em ,eat 'em 1.3851 0.04998 174 124 33 17
482 Compliments of the headless gentleman at the bar. 1.3850 0.04559 187 129 44 14
483 Superbe choice, Madame. Eating for four hundred, are we? 1.3850 0.04559 187 129 44 14
484 Eh, voila......the honeymoon special! 1.3850 0.04804 187 133 36 18
485 Is Madam pleased that she swiped right? 1.3846 0.05337 143 100 31 12
486 Your husband, Madam. Bon appétit. 1.3846 0.04306 182 121 52 9
487 Oh good, he said he'd be joining me for dinner. 1.3846 0.06307 104 73 22 9
488 Is Madam enjoying Couples Night? 1.3842 0.04935 177 126 34 17
489 Madame the gentleman at the other table sends himself to you with his complements. 1.3842 0.05000 177 127 32 18
490 In keeping with tradition of eating your husband after mating, may I suggest a Bordeaux ? 1.3841 0.04769 164 112 41 11
491 I’m having a friend for dinner. 1.3837 0.05039 172 123 32 17
492 Having your mate and eating him, too. Served on a silver platter 1.3837 0.04971 172 122 34 16
493 Congratulation and condolences. Bon appetit! 1.3837 0.04902 172 121 36 15
494 Everything here is served bed-to-table. 1.3836 0.04871 159 109 39 11
495 I pray you like it,Madam. 1.3836 0.05110 159 112 33 14
496 It turns out your husband will be joining you for dinner tonight. 1.3836 0.05110 159 112 33 14
497 Yum, I'm always famished after sex. 1.3830 0.04663 188 132 40 16
498 Never thought I’d be so happy to see my ex again 1.3829 0.04908 175 124 35 16
499 The chef sends his congratulations on your impending family. Bon Appetit! 1.3825 0.04493 183 125 46 12
500 The Chef sends his compliments and condolences. 1.3825 0.04815 183 130 36 17
501 The Father’s Day special is served. 1.3822 0.04993 157 109 36 12
502 Then you shouldn’t have asked for the head waiter. 1.3820 0.04781 178 125 38 15
503 Today’s post-coital special, madam. Bon appetite. 1.3817 0.04879 186 134 33 19
504 I was told you ordered ahead. 1.3812 0.04803 202 148 31 23
505 The father of your children à l'orange. 1.3810 0.04821 189 136 34 19
506 I think you'll recognize our main course. 1.3810 0.04762 168 116 40 12
507 Your mate course, madame! 1.3807 0.04507 197 138 43 16
508 Your meat cute. 1.3807 0.04840 197 144 31 22
509 He said it was worth it. 1.3804 0.05164 163 117 30 16
510 That's actually my brother in-law. My sister's vegan so I get to do the honors. 1.3804 0.04939 163 114 36 13
511 Yes, I'll be dining alone tonight. 1.3802 0.04649 192 136 39 17
512 The sex was great, but he just wouldn't shut up. 1.3801 0.04987 171 122 33 16
513 May I present today's post-coital special 1.3797 0.05282 158 114 28 16
514 The Valentine's Day special for the lady. 1.3791 0.04293 211 147 48 16
515 Your Tinder date, ma'am. 1.3791 0.04766 182 129 37 16
516 He died doing what he loved, you. 1.3791 0.05246 153 109 30 14
517 He should be delicious, I met him on Tender. 1.3791 0.04729 153 103 42 8
518 You're going to love him. 1.3779 0.04824 172 121 37 14
519 As requested, on a platter. 1.3775 0.05377 151 109 27 15
520 He was your favorite, I believe. 1.3772 0.04997 167 119 33 15
521 The Dupe du jour 1.3771 0.04764 175 123 38 14
522 Your partner is ready. 1.3771 0.04764 175 123 38 14
523 Oh, he would have loved this! 1.3766 0.05053 154 108 34 12
524 Your Mate on a Platter, Ma'am. 1.3765 0.05032 162 115 33 14
525 Compliments of the Head Chef. 1.3765 0.05003 170 122 32 16
526 Enjoy your 'Women's Day' special. 1.3765 0.05140 170 124 28 18
527 For madame - our Ladies' Night special. 1.3761 0.05341 109 72 33 4
528 Croqued-Monsieur 1.3759 0.05742 141 104 21 16
529 He told us you would be picking up the check. 1.3758 0.04807 149 101 40 8
530 He looked different in his profile photo. 1.3758 0.05427 149 108 26 15
531 As you requested madam, your ex. 1.3758 0.05112 165 119 30 16
532 I should just like to inform the madam that consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase one’s risk of foodborne illness. 1.3750 0.05347 152 110 27 15
533 We’re on our honeymoon. 1.3743 0.04909 171 122 34 15
534 At last,the divorce is final! 1.3742 0.05190 155 111 30 14
535 With the chef's compliments for the new bride. 1.3739 0.04288 238 173 41 24
536 And to finish off date night... 1.3732 0.05252 142 100 31 11
537 So, you must be the Head Waiter? 1.3732 0.04471 209 150 40 19
538 With the chef’s sympathies, ma’am. 1.3731 0.04377 201 141 45 15
539 His first wife couldn't stomach him. 1.3730 0.05604 126 89 27 10
540 I've brought you the head of John the mantis. 1.3729 0.04919 177 128 32 17
541 There's nothing like the taste of revenge. 1.3721 0.04815 172 122 36 14
542 I used to date him. 1.3716 0.04608 183 129 40 14
543 Your 14th this spring Madam? I believe that's a new personal best! 1.3714 0.05203 140 98 32 10
544 May I suggest the testicles as an entremet? 1.3711 0.05168 159 115 29 15
545 i promised him a dinner after sex 1.3709 0.05367 151 110 26 15
546 This is even better than sex. 1.3706 0.05315 143 102 29 12
547 Here is the rest of your dinner party. 1.3702 0.04772 181 130 35 16
548 Don Juan he wasn't. Let's hope the Bearnaise sauce can make up for that. 1.3699 0.05325 146 105 28 13
549 Tonight's dish comes with quite a full-bodied dessert. 1.3694 0.04973 157 111 34 12
550 of course we will serve your husband 1.3690 0.04743 168 118 38 12
551 Prepared per your instructions, Ma'am. Enjoy! 1.3684 0.04912 152 106 36 10
552 Oh my! I wasn't aware my husband was joining me. 1.3682 0.04370 201 142 44 15
553 Will this head be all, Miss Salome? 1.3680 0.05627 125 89 26 10
554 Your amuse tête, Madame. 1.3679 0.04435 193 136 43 14
555 Your sperm donor is served… 1.3677 0.05260 155 113 27 15
556 Your kind know how to make a guy really pay for dinner. 1.3675 0.04856 166 118 35 13
557 Your dinner is Herr. 1.3675 0.05004 166 120 31 15
558 I guess this is what is meant when they say "you are what you eat"! 1.3671 0.04696 158 109 40 9
559 Looks every bit as good as the sex was. 1.3671 0.05107 158 114 30 14
560 He should have taken me to dinner first 1.3667 0.04862 150 104 37 9
561 Happy Valentine's Day 1.3660 0.05058 153 109 32 12
562 He looks peaceful now, Giuseppe, but you should have seen him an hour ago. 1.3654 0.04820 156 109 37 10
563 I said the 'House Special,' not the 'Spouse Special'! 1.3652 0.04756 178 128 35 15
564 I trust you agree, Madame, he's even more enticing then when you first met. 1.3648 0.05002 159 114 32 13
565 Hope he's as satisfying as last night. 1.3647 0.04985 170 124 30 16
566 The gentleman at the bar hoped you might enjoy him for dinner. 1.3647 0.05190 170 127 24 19
567 Leftovers? I had him last night! 1.3643 0.05385 140 101 27 12
568 This blind date looks delicious. 1.3642 0.05102 151 108 31 12
569 No wine, thanks. I'm expecting! 1.3642 0.04852 173 125 33 15
570 Husband number two. 1.3641 0.04643 184 132 37 15
571 We came here all the time before the kids were born. 1.3636 0.04716 165 116 38 11
572 Yes Madam, it's the chef' specialty: post-coital bliss. 1.3636 0.04859 154 108 36 10
573 It's our first date. 1.3636 0.04792 176 127 34 15
574 I'm sorry, but that's not the guy that just mated with me. Take him back. 1.3636 0.05076 132 91 34 7
575 Of course, we'll still bring both deserts. 1.3636 0.05358 154 114 24 16
576 If his head is as good as his body, this should be delicious. 1.3631 0.04733 168 119 37 12
577 Compliments of your husband, ma'am. 1.3631 0.04879 157 111 35 11
578 Voila, Le Bed-to-Table special…consummate choice, ma’am. 1.3631 0.04795 157 110 37 10
579 Your husband...medium-well, at your request. 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
580 Mom was right. My hubby IS steaming hot. 1.3626 0.04546 182 129 40 13
581 He looks as scrumptious as the moment we met. 1.3624 0.05059 149 106 32 11
582 Madame...Monsieur. Bon appetit! 1.3624 0.05147 149 107 30 12
583 I believe I ordered the cricket. 1.3624 0.04686 149 102 40 7
584 Pity, he was a great one night stand. 1.3621 0.04897 174 127 31 16
585 I always loved his eyes... 1.3620 0.04832 163 116 35 12
586 You didn’t need to go to so much trouble, I would have eaten him any way. 1.3620 0.04909 163 117 33 13
587 I hope he tastes as good as he mates. 1.3613 0.05169 155 113 28 14
588 I pray this meets with your approval. 1.3602 0.05104 161 118 28 15
589 The dessert is to die for. 1.3600 0.04756 150 104 38 8
590 he insisted you had him confused with some other guy 1.3600 0.04661 150 103 40 7
591 Your husband personally selected this recipe. 1.3600 0.04451 175 122 43 10
592 For you, madame, prepared au poivre, compliments of your late husband. 1.3598 0.04807 164 117 35 12
593 Quite an end to your date, mademoiselle 1.3598 0.04884 164 118 33 13
594 Heads up! Now let us say grace. 1.3597 0.05003 139 97 34 8
595 Ex-husband au jus... superb choice ma'am 1.3596 0.05590 114 80 27 7
596 All I need is a cigarette to make this a perfect evening. 1.3593 0.04669 167 118 38 11
597 All of our food is bed-to-table. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
598 Tex-Mex ex. Bon appetit. 1.3587 0.04505 184 131 40 13
599 The “you catch it, we cook it special.” 1.3586 0.04862 145 101 36 8
600 Your husband, madame. And my condolences. 1.3584 0.04843 173 126 32 15
601 To each his own, but I prefer to share a smoke. 1.3580 0.05152 162 120 26 16
602 Looks like someone got their prayers answered first. 1.3577 0.05554 137 101 23 13
603 I present braised head of groom on a bed of micro greens and polenta in a mantadea reduction 1.3576 0.05176 151 110 28 13
604 That's the last time I pray to get ahead. 1.3576 0.05003 151 108 32 11
605 Madam, the traditional after-honeymoon main course. 1.3575 0.04656 193 142 33 18
606 He made a big mistake just rolling over and going to sleep. 1.3571 0.05267 154 114 25 15
607 It's obvious that this cartoon doesn't need a caption. It's brilliant as it is. 1.3571 0.05103 154 112 29 13
608 His head on a platter, ma'am. 1.3567 0.04783 157 111 36 10
609 And now, madam’s intercourse 1.3567 0.05113 157 115 28 14
610 "I knew I shouldn't have ordered ahead." 1.3567 0.05423 157 119 20 18
611 I thought we were supposed to have sex before I ate him. 1.3566 0.05002 143 101 33 9
612 Well… he couldn’t say that I didn’t warn him several times to turn off the game while my mother was visiting. 1.3562 0.04964 160 116 31 13
613 Oh, thank you. I can't stand it when the chef leaves the body on." 1.3554 0.05230 121 84 31 6
614 It seems that your other suitors have suddenly departed, madam. 1.3553 0.04612 152 105 40 7
615 Do you want the rest in a body bag? 1.3548 0.04992 155 112 31 12
616 Your lover has arrived for dinner. 1.3548 0.05972 124 93 18 13
617 Now for the ultimate afterglow 1.3544 0.05164 158 117 26 15
618 Our chef sends his congratulations. 1.3542 0.05258 144 105 27 12
619 I hope you enjoy your farm-to-table experience. 1.3542 0.05258 144 105 27 12
620 Your third husband, madam. 1.3540 0.04859 161 116 33 12
621 My condolences and bon appetit! 1.3537 0.05090 147 106 30 11
622 Madam, our “mate on a plate” special”. 1.3534 0.05463 133 97 25 11
623 Your husband, Madame. Medium well, as you requested. Bon appetit. 1.3533 0.04580 167 118 39 10
624 He was just a one-night snack. 1.3526 0.04965 156 113 31 12
625 I know I get hungry after sex too! 1.3525 0.05092 139 99 31 9
626 Once you’ve had our signature dish you’ll never go back to tartare. 1.3520 0.04580 179 129 37 13
627 I see Madam is dining alone tonight. 1.3517 0.04748 145 101 37 7
628 Hmm...I may have bitten off more than I can chew 1.3516 0.05500 128 93 25 10
629 Francois, he was so special, romantic, attentive, sexy but very slow. 1.3515 0.04772 165 119 34 12
630 The monsieur for the madam. 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
631 This is absolutely disgusting. Just the way you like it. 1.3504 0.05343 137 100 26 11
632 Oh, he was a handsome one! 1.3504 0.05241 137 99 28 10
633 Will your next husband be joining you? 1.3503 0.04770 157 112 35 10
634 It's called mate on a plate" 1.3503 0.04938 157 114 31 12
635 I said “My friend will arrive late and will just have coffee, so I said I wanted to order ‘ahead’ not ‘a head.’ 1.3500 0.05357 140 103 25 12
636 Looks great,but I can’t have the wine - I’m pregnant. 1.3500 0.05061 140 100 31 9
637 I asked for it to be served cold. 1.3497 0.04730 163 117 35 11
638 The original Bed and Breakfast. 1.3496 0.05535 123 89 25 9
639 He preys no more. 1.3494 0.04973 166 123 28 15
640 He was a good husband, as husband's go... 1.3494 0.04748 166 120 34 12
641 First, to all the males, a brief prayer of thanks for your service. 1.3493 0.04917 146 104 33 9
642 I can't wait to tell our children about our first date! 1.3492 0.05670 126 93 22 11
643 A family recipe, Madame. 1.3490 0.05033 149 108 30 11
644 My former mate, I presume. 1.3490 0.05033 149 108 30 11
645 heads up 1.3487 0.05135 152 112 27 13
646 You might recognize tonight's special. 1.3487 0.04962 152 110 31 11
647 This is so much more satisfying than a cigarette 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
648 I'm sure you'll enjoy this. It was your husband. 1.3484 0.04895 155 112 32 11
649 Your Ex, as requested Ma'am. 1.3483 0.04337 201 146 40 15
650 Too Soon!!!! He was meant to be paying for dinner first! 1.3481 0.05394 135 99 25 11
651 Your date is here. 1.3481 0.04400 181 129 41 11
652 And usually I was the one to give head. 1.3478 0.05158 161 121 24 16
653 Here you are! The "Head over Heart" Valentine's Day Special! 1.3478 0.05107 138 99 30 9
654 Here’s your husband, madam, medium rare. 1.3478 0.05505 138 103 22 13
655 Madam, your mate is served. 1.3476 0.04784 164 119 33 12
656 I loved him well - now, time to eat. 1.3475 0.05819 118 87 21 10
657 May I present tonight's feature, your ex. 1.3471 0.04884 170 126 29 15
658 Your wedding dinner, ma'am. 1.3471 0.04590 170 122 37 11
659 I heard this helps with mourning sickness. 1.3471 0.05161 170 130 21 19
660 ‘Sautéed in his own warm afterglow” 1.3469 0.04889 147 105 33 9
661 The good news is you weren't stood up. 1.3469 0.05167 147 108 27 12
662 The special...your husband...medium rare. 1.3468 0.04608 173 125 36 12
663 There's also a note. 1.3464 0.05190 153 114 25 14
664 This is so much better than take-out. 1.3464 0.05106 153 113 27 13
665 No caption. This cannot be improved. 1.3462 0.04868 156 113 32 11
666 I’ll take the leftovers home to my Mother…he never liked my Mother” 1.3459 0.04967 159 117 29 13
667 I requested tartare! 1.3459 0.05234 133 96 28 9
668 From the gentleman you met at the bar yesterday. 1.3459 0.05447 133 98 24 11
669 This should be very much to your liking 1.3459 0.04896 133 93 34 6
670 Courtesy of the consummate chef. 1.3456 0.05753 136 104 17 15
671 Madam, may I present your catch of the day. 1.3456 0.04937 136 96 33 7
672 He seemed more appetizing when we were mating. 1.3451 0.05002 142 102 31 9
673 Today's Special Ma'am. Every man's nightmare. 1.3448 0.04630 145 101 38 6
674 I recommend pairing this with fava beans and a nice Chianti. 1.3448 0.04798 174 129 30 15
675 Enjoy your mate on a plate" 1.3448 0.05027 145 105 30 10
676 After copulating, I get the weirdest cravings! 1.3444 0.04616 180 132 34 14
677 One order of the 'ladies night special', dressing on the side 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
678 In love, who can say? In the end I lost my heart and he lost his, well, ya know. 1.3431 0.05122 137 99 29 9
679 You'll find him much more tender than during sex. 1.3431 0.05427 137 102 23 12
680 Voilà! And may I add that you bring new meaning to the phrase, “I love you to death.” 1.3429 0.05046 140 101 30 9
681 Take it back! I ordered a thorax! 1.3429 0.05147 140 102 28 10
682 He was good in bed, too. 1.3427 0.05167 143 105 27 11
683 My mother did always say that he had a good head on his shoulders. 1.3427 0.04973 143 103 31 9
684 You’re the perfect headwaiter. 1.3425 0.04998 146 106 30 10
685 He did say I hadn’t seen the last of him. 1.3423 0.04928 149 108 31 10
686 Yes. Yes, of course. We made sure he was surprised. 1.3423 0.05019 149 109 29 11
687 Sex is really the best appetizer. 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
688 Thank you, Pierre -- He wasn't husband material, anyway. 1.3418 0.05061 158 118 26 14
689 Your dinner guest has arrived. 1.3416 0.04754 161 117 33 11
690 You'll be glad to hear he was a gentleman and paid the bill. 1.3416 0.05146 161 122 23 16
691 You might be familiar with this dish! 1.3416 0.04671 161 116 35 10
692 He had such a delicious body! 1.3416 0.04367 202 149 37 16
693 Congratulations on your pregnancy! Bon Appetit. 1.3409 0.04908 132 93 33 6
694 Mated locally just this morning. Would you care for some cracked carapace? 1.3408 0.04559 179 131 35 13
695 I like my Tinder, tender. 1.3404 0.04914 141 101 32 8
696 I’ll be your head waiter 1.3401 0.04874 147 106 32 9
697 This looks like a perfect match for your taste! 1.3401 0.05153 147 109 26 12
698 Make sure to tell the children that their father had excellent taste. 1.3397 0.05022 156 116 27 13
699 Your Ex, milady. 1.3397 0.04939 156 115 29 12
700 He was hot in more ways than one. 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
701 Ah; I was thinking he stood me up 1.3394 0.05861 109 80 21 8
702 May I suggest pairing this with a full-bodied wine? 1.3393 0.05609 112 81 24 7
703 Bob always wanted to give me head 1.3388 0.05696 121 90 21 10
704 Good evening Madame. I take it your first night in the Honeymoon Suite was okay. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
705 Perfect – first the trick, now the treat! 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
706 He said he would've preferred to have just given you a ring. 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
707 What he lacks in the bedroom, he makes up for in the kitchen. 1.3386 0.05502 127 94 23 10
708 Madame,your tryst on a bed of polenta. 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
709 Here's your date. 1.3385 0.05186 130 94 28 8
710 Not my fault he didn’t read the prenup. 1.3383 0.05106 133 96 29 8
711 I wanted rare. 1.3382 0.05344 136 101 24 11
712 I really enjoy having dinner with my husband! 1.3379 0.05012 145 106 29 10
713 It's mating season already 1.3379 0.05012 145 106 29 10
714 He wasn't much of a lover, but he gave good head. 1.3378 0.05300 148 112 22 14
715 Lovely. I am always so hungry after sex! 1.3378 0.04847 148 107 32 9
716 He said you would prefer it this way 1.3378 0.04847 148 107 32 9
717 Very well. And I'd like that with some Fava beans a nice Chianti. 1.3377 0.05051 151 112 27 12
718 Ah, Yorick, we meet again. 1.3377 0.05137 151 113 25 13
719 That's not my husband. 1.3373 0.04800 166 123 30 13
720 Voila, Alfredo Garcia! 1.3364 0.05671 110 80 23 7
721 The rest of him is parking the car. 1.3361 0.05240 119 85 28 6
722 Thank you, the second date is always my favorite 1.3359 0.05484 131 98 22 11
723 Crunchy exoskeleton,chewy inside. 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
724 I hope you enjoy your lunch date. 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
725 You know, they used to toss these things out during the French revolution. 1.3358 0.05606 137 105 18 14
726 His last request was medium rare. 1.3356 0.04789 146 105 33 8
727 He assured me, Madame, he too enjoyed the earlier events of the evening. 1.3354 0.04902 161 120 28 13
728 The rest of your husband will be joining you shortly 1.3354 0.04837 164 122 29 13
729 Your husband came out ahead. 1.3352 0.04672 176 131 31 14
730 I said "bread." Not "Fred." 1.3333 0.05377 138 104 22 12
731 He said you were insatiable. 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
732 Many would kill for a meal like this. 1.3333 0.04819 153 112 31 10
733 And, here's your Mate Course. 1.3333 0.04912 126 89 32 5
734 I'm so pleased to see that Mr. Mantis is joining you. 1.3333 0.04792 150 109 32 9
735 Good evening, Madame. Your dinner guest has arrived. 1.3333 0.05074 138 101 28 9
736 Your husband requested that I tell you that he hopes you enjoy him. 1.3333 0.05581 108 78 24 6
737 "For your next course, I suggest you compliment with fava beans and a nice Chianti." 1.3333 0.05664 114 84 22 8
738 Keep it covered till I finish praying. 1.3333 0.04676 168 124 32 12
739 It is so hard to find a man who gives good head. 1.3333 0.04928 144 105 30 9
740 He asked us to say that you were totally worth it." 1.3333 0.05449 132 99 22 11
741 I’ll be your head waiter tonight. 1.3333 0.06258 99 74 17 8
742 How to know when you're over your ex. 1.3333 0.05198 141 105 25 11
743 The baby daddy special,m’am 1.3333 0.05232 132 97 26 9
744 He wanted me to tell you he really enjoyed the appetizer. 1.3333 0.04783 120 83 34 3
745 I had asked for the headWAITER! 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
746 Chef wishes you many viable offspring, nourished by their father's piquant essence. 1.3333 0.05246 153 117 21 15
747 Now for the final climax !!! 1.3333 0.04885 150 110 30 10
748 Broiled mate, medium rare. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
749 May we presume that Madame is dining alone this evening? 1.3333 0.05734 123 93 19 11
750 His last words - Was it good for you? 1.3333 0.05482 141 108 19 14
751 He said Yes! 1.3333 0.05526 114 83 24 7
752 May I offer you a cigarette with your entree? 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
753 Compliments of the gentlemantis in the corner. 1.3333 0.05150 117 83 29 5
754 Compliments of the gentleman you came in with. 1.3313 0.04632 166 122 33 11
755 Alas poor Yorick,I'll chew him well. 1.3311 0.05109 148 111 25 12
756 Louie, I loved you so much, great to see you again. 1.3309 0.05043 139 102 28 9
757 Careful, it's still copulating with you under the table. 1.3309 0.05429 136 103 21 12
758 It’s always awkward running into an ex 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
759 Wait a minute. That's not my husband! 1.3305 0.05652 118 88 21 9
760 Madam, we hope this has been your best honeymoon ever! 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
761 Well done. That's the way my husband liked things. 1.3290 0.04495 155 111 37 7
762 More handsome than I remember, the children will be beautiful! 1.3289 0.04830 152 112 30 10
763 I do hope you like your ex over easy, madam. 1.3287 0.04940 143 105 29 9
764 We're honored to serve both of you. 1.3284 0.05273 134 100 24 10
765 Here's the lucky fellow. 1.3282 0.04900 131 94 31 6
766 Having your husband for dinner, again 1.3282 0.05466 131 99 21 11
767 Is it fresh? 1.3280 0.05987 125 98 13 14
768 Your Croque Monsieur, Madame. 1.3279 0.05263 122 89 26 7
769 Congratulations to your new family. 1.3279 0.05871 122 94 16 12
770 Your Tinder, prepared as usual. 1.3279 0.05390 122 90 24 8
771 "You appear to have worked up quite an appetite this evening, Madame." 1.3277 0.05737 119 90 19 10
772 Infused with nicotine, as requested. 1.3277 0.05737 119 90 19 10
773 Tonight’s special is compliments of your late husband. 1.3274 0.05097 113 80 29 4
774 Delighted your husband could join us, ma’am. 1.3273 0.04643 165 122 32 11
775 His last words: »I pray this finally pleases her » 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
776 Sorry to hear about your husband. 1.3273 0.04397 165 119 38 8
777 His purpose is served. 1.3271 0.05439 107 77 25 5
778 This is two times he’s served me well. 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
779 It appears that Madam is enjoying her date. 1.3270 0.04846 159 119 28 12
780 I hope he's not as bitter as he used to be. 1.3269 0.06025 104 78 18 8
781 Why Praying Mantis don't do more than three dinner dates. 1.3264 0.05009 144 107 27 10
782 Isn't this insectuous? 1.3264 0.05472 144 112 17 15
783 It’s medium rare, and Mr. Mantis said you’d be handling the check. 1.3262 0.05181 141 106 24 11
784 Actually, I asked for the head waiter. 1.3262 0.04982 141 104 28 9
785 Madame was expecting her ex for dinner? 1.3259 0.05024 135 99 28 8
786 The mating feast's sweet dessert. 1.3258 0.05536 132 101 19 12
787 It's okay, he knew what he was getting into. 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
788 marriage bed to table 1.3254 0.05501 126 95 21 10
789 He served his purpose, and you served him wonderfully. 1.3252 0.05596 123 93 20 10
790 Yes, as you know, he's always wild-caught 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
791 Serving piece de resistance, Spouse du jour. 1.3250 0.04738 160 119 30 11
792 Mr. Lector says it should go quite well with a nice Chianti. 1.3250 0.05696 120 91 19 10
793 Very well done. And very rare. Imagine! 1.3250 0.05444 120 89 23 8
794 This is the best head I’ve ever had 1.3243 0.05747 111 83 20 8
795 Bon Appétit and congratulations on your wedding 1.3241 0.05260 145 111 21 13
796 We call it Croque Monsieur 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
797 May your pregnancy be filled with nothing but the best. Bon appétit. 1.3239 0.05150 142 107 24 11
798 Don't worry sir, it's wild-caught and sustainably sourced. 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
799 The ‘kill, screw, marry’ special. 1.3237 0.05127 139 104 25 10
800 Foreboding Thought, Eh? 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
801 I believe you are familiar with this dish madam. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
802 Most people just smoke a cigarette. 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
803 I beg your pardon, but I think that's Harold. He belongs at table three with Marlene. 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
804 Your husband will never know. 1.3228 0.04940 158 120 25 13
805 I hope you enjoyed your honeymoon night - here's your husband 1.3228 0.04774 158 118 29 11
806 …with compliments of the head chef. 1.3226 0.05191 124 91 26 7
807 Your husband wanted to make this special for you. 1.3226 0.05438 124 93 22 9
808 What was that book? Love, prey, eat? 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
809 apparently his body was to die for 1.3220 0.05090 118 85 28 5
810 He fell head over heels.....Wait! where are the heels 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
811 Now that you've finished your appetizer course, your salad course, and your intercourse... allow me to present your main course. 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
812 Do you know if it’s a boy or a girl yet? 1.3214 0.04890 140 103 29 8
813 Madame, as requested, your mate on a plate. 1.3212 0.04852 137 100 30 7
814 Did you also BYOB? 1.3212 0.05173 137 103 24 10
815 Beats having a smoke! 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
816 My Ex... 1.3209 0.05146 134 100 25 9
817 Excuse me, but I ordered fries with him. 1.3209 0.05146 134 100 25 9
818 I wondered why his suicide note was a recipe 1.3208 0.04831 159 120 27 12
819 You want a side of fries with that? 1.3206 0.05338 131 99 22 10
820 Madame, your husband has exquisite taste. 1.3206 0.05554 131 101 18 12
821 Complment from the madam at Table 3. 1.3203 0.04826 128 92 31 5
822 He always underestimated me. 1.3200 0.04899 125 90 30 5
823 Recognize anyone? 1.3200 0.04899 125 90 30 5
824 This is the first course, the body of the meal comes later 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
825 I'll be your head waiter tonight. Are there any other parts of your husband you prefer? 1.3197 0.04422 147 105 37 5
826 The first date is always the toughest. 1.3197 0.05614 122 93 19 10
827 The rest of your party will be joining you shortly. 1.3197 0.05240 122 90 25 7
828 Animal Planet's reality dating show was canceled after one episode. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
829 WORST example of a "head waiter" joke. 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
830 Your husband du jour,madame. 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
831 And for the lady… 1.3188 0.05243 138 105 22 11
832 He had a good heart. 1.3186 0.05223 113 85 22 6
833 Even the end of a relationship can be a cause for celebration. 1.3186 0.04912 113 80 30 3
834 ''...and our suggested companion wine is an audacious recent vintage, earthy and crunchy, with an abrupt finish." 1.3185 0.05004 135 100 27 8
835 Oh weird, he seemed more attractive when I was aroused. 1.3182 0.06048 110 85 15 10
836 Would Madame like flies with that? 1.3182 0.05303 132 100 22 10
837 Congratulations on your engagement. 1.3175 0.05480 126 96 20 10
838 You may be the head waiter, but I did not order that. 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
839 As requested, medium rare with more than a hint of I hope it was worth it." 1.3175 0.05363 126 95 22 9
840 Good once, good twice! 1.3173 0.05339 104 75 25 4
841 I'm sure this is how he'd want you to remember him. 1.3171 0.04304 164 119 38 7
842 So that's swipe right 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
843 Madam, my compliments and my condolences. 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
844 That will go perfectly with my nice Chianti. 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
845 For you, from what's left of the guy siting at the bar. 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
846 And I thought he forgot our anniversary. 1.3168 0.06282 101 78 14 9
847 After all, Madame, you're eating for 20,000 now. 1.3168 0.04779 161 122 27 12
848 He was my best mate ever. 1.3167 0.05421 120 90 22 8
849 Romance is dead. 1.3165 0.04793 139 102 30 7
850 He doesn't look at all like his Tinder profile! 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
851 Seems you are the winner of this year’s “Mating Game” 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
852 Oh dear, no. When we last embraced, he asked to be served grilled. 1.3162 0.05100 117 85 27 5
853 Smart to order ahead. 1.3162 0.05648 117 89 19 9
854 This is what I meant when I said yes to dinner. 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
855 Seeing young couples find true love is the best part of this job. 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
856 tete du jour, madam? 1.3158 0.05160 133 100 24 9
857 Madame, the Lover's Special. Bon appetit! 1.3154 0.05241 130 98 23 9
858 I hope he's better than he was last night. 1.3153 0.06001 111 86 15 10
859 Ms. Mantis, I present for tonight’s amuse bouche, your mate. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
860 Madame will be dining alone? 1.3151 0.05212 146 113 20 13
861 Yes. He did indeed say it was also good for him. 1.3150 0.05208 127 95 24 8
862 His head on a plate as requested. 1.3143 0.05373 140 109 18 13
863 Ma'am, for the final course of your wedding... 1.3139 0.04720 137 100 31 6
864 Today’s special: head of food critic. 1.3136 0.05064 118 86 27 5
865 He was great as a mate, I pray he's great on a plate as well. 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
866 A tender lover, at last. 1.3133 0.04928 150 114 25 11
867 Ceci n'est pas une tête. 1.3131 0.06524 99 78 11 10
868 No date tonight? Try our catch of the day. Prepared date on a plate! 1.3129 0.04710 147 109 30 8
869 Ma'am, your partner's last words were, " happy one hour anniversary". 1.3125 0.05817 112 86 17 9
870 It’s not my mate but it will do. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
871 Now that brings back happy memories. 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
872 Compliments to the chef on my husband 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
873 Ah...I see this is not your first date. 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
874 It's very fresh, still has a smile on its face. 1.3121 0.04683 157 118 29 10
875 Care for a cigarette with your dessert? 1.3120 0.05378 125 95 21 9
876 Would Madame care for a post-coital palate cleanser? 1.3120 0.05497 125 96 19 10
877 Complements of his wife. 1.3120 0.05378 125 95 21 9
878 Alas, I knew him well. 1.3120 0.05257 125 94 23 8
879 But revenge is best served cold. 1.3120 0.05005 125 92 27 6
880 I knew something smelled familiar. 1.3120 0.04875 125 91 29 5
881 And he's still hot stuff. 1.3119 0.04997 109 78 28 3
882 I assume you’ve worked up a healthy appetite. 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
883 My mother always told me the best men are rare. 1.3118 0.04588 170 129 29 12
884 I am your head waiter for tonight. Will there be anyone else? 1.3116 0.05018 138 104 25 9
885 Our restaurant truly believes in ‘You Are What You Eat.’ Enjoy! 1.3116 0.05122 138 105 23 10
886 Of course it's organic. 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
887 Do you wish to pray before dining? 1.3111 0.05094 135 102 24 9
888 The aroma is so divine, I just might ovulate again 1.3109 0.05436 119 90 21 8
889 There’s no guilt in treating yourself now and again. Besides, you earned it. 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
890 He looks a little steamed! 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
891 Your beloved, beheaded. 1.3106 0.05173 132 100 23 9
892 Matilda always liked to save face after a one-night stand. 1.3106 0.05283 132 101 21 10
893 He said the car is parked around the corner. 1.3106 0.05080 161 127 18 16
894 Would you like thighs with that? 1.3103 0.05395 116 87 22 7
895 Oh, that looks absolutely delicious! But it's not who I ordered. 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
896 He was a little put out when I told him he had to pay the check in advance. 1.3101 0.05138 129 97 24 8
897 Finally, a civilized way to enjoy a meal! 1.3101 0.05369 129 99 20 10
898 Dinner is served, Mr. Putin. 1.3101 0.05590 129 101 16 12
899 He was a great and passionate lover, and the sauce meuniere does him justice. 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
900 I'm glad that your husband could join us. 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
901 I'm sorry, there's been a mistake. I'm a praying mantis. 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
902 This needs no caption, it's great on its own. 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
903 We call it pray, love, eat. 1.3094 0.05191 139 107 21 11
904 A nominal corpsage fee does apply when you bring your own husband, madam. 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
905 Your ex, madame. Bon appetit. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
906 Here is tonight's matriarchy special. 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
907 It is always our great pleasure to cater your weddings. 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
908 The date dessert, madam. 1.3087 0.04752 149 112 28 9
909 He looks different dead. 1.3085 0.05245 94 67 25 2
910 He always said he wanted to go out in style. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
911 I can go speak to the manager but, he is going to agree with me. You can't complain about the portion being small when you are the one who provided it. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
912 Mind if I take a selfie for the kids? 1.3083 0.05650 120 93 17 10
913 Your Baby Daddy Supreme, Madam. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
914 Your usual as always, Madame. 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
915 Our head chef sends this with his regards. 1.3077 0.05073 117 86 26 5
916 Ending relationships is always difficult. 1.3077 0.05491 117 89 20 8
917 Your al denta amor, madam 1.3071 0.05063 127 95 25 7
918 I told him that if he crossed me I would have his head on a platter! 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
919 With compliments from your ex. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
920 Your prayers have been answered. 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
921 Ah, just the way I like my husbands. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
922 I hear it's to die for! 1.3068 0.05202 88 62 25 1
923 Tonight's special: last night's date 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
924 We call this dish Alfredo Garcia 1.3065 0.05513 124 96 18 10
925 Your husband, m’am. Enjoy. 1.3065 0.05270 124 94 22 8
926 His last words were ' Please tell her it was all worth it'. 1.3065 0.05270 124 94 22 8
927 I married him for his looks -- and he's still a dish. 1.3061 0.04885 147 112 25 10
928 Taste familial? 1.3058 0.04817 121 88 29 4
929 You’re looking wonderful tonight my dear. 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
930 Your husband, well done as requested... 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
931 My last customer was a pig, and he ordered pork chops. 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
932 Aw, the love of my life. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
933 This is the best date I've eaten all week. 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
934 She really whet your appetite didn't she? 1.3051 0.04890 118 86 28 4
935 He was the best lover I ever had, alas… 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
936 I guess I’m having what she had. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
937 You idiot, you cooked him before we had sex! 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
938 He should have bought you dinner first. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
939 Your date-night special, Madam. 1.3043 0.05119 115 85 25 5
940 I'd rather just have a cigarette afterwards like everyone else, but those potatoes look divine. 1.3040 0.05355 125 96 20 9
941 All our males are locally sourced. 1.3037 0.04962 135 102 25 8
942 He told me to tell you that he DOES take this personally 1.3037 0.05073 135 103 23 9
943 What a treat! When Bill asked me out for dinner I had no idea this is what he had in mind 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
944 Post-coital snack? 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
945 Voilà, madame, your catch of the day. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
946 I warned him! 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
947 Decaptionated 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
948 He was great last night. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
949 May I present an amuse-bouche? 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
950 We have to charge a small corking fee for both the wine and the head you brought with you madam. Bon appetit. 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
951 Wasn't vengeance supposed to be served cold? 1.3028 0.04996 142 109 23 10
952 It was love at first sight. 1.3028 0.05756 109 84 17 8
953 It's so good to see you again, Maurice! 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
954 I'll miss the great sex. 1.3028 0.05132 109 80 25 4
955 I take it your divorce came through. 1.3025 0.05411 119 91 20 8
956 Violà, Salomé, your favorite. 1.3025 0.05141 119 89 24 6
957 Madame, courtesy of your husband. 1.3023 0.04618 129 94 31 4
958 You kill it, we cook it 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
959 Thank you for removing the cigarette. 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
960 But, is it Kosher? 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
961 I see you're on your honeymoon. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
962 Your date has arrived. 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
963 From the gentleman at the bar, with his compliments 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
964 Do you have any ketchup? 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
965 Revenge reimagined. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
966 I lure. I mate. I eat. It never gets old. You’ve really outdone yourself this time, Henri. 1.3016 0.05073 126 95 24 7
967 We meet again 1.3014 0.04597 146 109 30 7
968 I see your husband is joining you for dinner tonight. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
969 Oh my Dear! 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
970 He's never looked so good. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
971 I may be wrong, but I see a hint of a smile. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
972 Today’s special: mate on a plate. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
973 So much for praying... 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
974 His children will love the story of our last meal together. 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
975 Your revenge...served cold 1.3009 0.05745 113 88 16 9
976 Voilà! The Engagement Special! 1.3008 0.05282 123 94 21 8
977 Chef suggests you save room for dessert. 1.3008 0.05282 123 94 21 8
978 Dining alone? 1.3008 0.05407 123 95 19 9
979 This is the first time that I've ever told him that anything he did was well done. 1.3008 0.04608 123 89 31 3
980 Send him back. I didn't even have sex with him first. 1.3008 0.05117 133 102 22 9
981 I guess I'll be able to say he had good taste. 1.3008 0.05117 133 102 22 9
982 That's to die for 1.3008 0.04771 133 99 28 6
983 Madame, for your main course, I present your husband, tastefully imbued with butter and grilled to perfection. 1.3008 0.05005 133 101 24 8
984 Oh good, he stayed for dinner afterwards. 1.3000 0.05422 130 102 17 11
985 The mating seasonal special, complements of your life partner. 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
986 One check, I presume? 1.3000 0.06276 100 79 12 9
987 I met him on preying mantis tinder. “Let’s hook-up and I’ll take you out for dinner” I said. 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
988 Compliments of the hussy at the end of the bar." 1.3000 0.04754 110 79 29 2
989 That’s not my partner. 1.3000 0.05626 120 94 16 10
990 Here's hoping that all your children are girls! 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
991 Your husband asked that you eat ahead of him. 1.3000 0.06276 100 79 12 9
992 Oh, that's perfect, thank you. And if it's not too much trouble, a side of ranch? 1.2993 0.04570 147 110 30 7
993 Madam, we do hope you enjoy our family platter. 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
994 He phoned a head for reservations 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
995 Oh, he's much happier this way. 1.2992 0.05281 127 98 20 9
996 Nice try. But that is not my husband. 1.2991 0.05855 117 93 13 11
997 Eat, praying mantis, love. 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
998 Stuffed date. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
999 YOUR SPOUSE, MADAM. 1.2987 0.04526 154 116 30 8
1000 He’d like to get back together. 1.2985 0.04858 134 101 26 7
1001 Beloved Au gratin! 1.2984 0.05369 124 96 19 9
1002 Your just deserts! 1.2984 0.04719 124 91 29 4
1003 He just had sex, so it’s fresh” 1.2982 0.05700 114 89 16 9
1004 It was too late when he said he didn't think he was ready for a commitment. 1.2981 0.05937 104 81 15 8
1005 A true gentleman gives head on the first date. 1.2981 0.05937 104 81 15 8
1006 May we presume Madame is eating for two? 1.2981 0.05937 104 81 15 8
1007 Your last husband, very rare, with a side of next morning remorse. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1008 Alas, poor Frank, I knew him well. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1009 Finally, some real head 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1010 Well done, unlike the actual date. 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
1011 He had a big smile on his face. 1.2975 0.05333 121 93 20 8
1012 Can I have A1 mantis sauce? 1.2975 0.05585 121 95 16 10
1013 Your husband, a la carte, Madam. 1.2973 0.05665 111 86 17 8
1014 It is indeed him, madam. The turmeric seasoning just made his eyes seem a little dreamy. 1.2973 0.05665 111 86 17 8
1015 I don't always get head on a first date. 1.2973 0.05665 111 88 14 9
1016 And for our main course we have a taste of your own medicine. 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
1017 Ah! And old lover joining me for dinner! 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
1018 The bride's special, madam! 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1019 Dennis is served. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1020 Is Madame enjoying her honeymoon? 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1021 He's never looked hotter 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
1022 Madam, Your Mate on a Plate served the usual way 1.2966 0.05002 145 113 21 11
1023 May I suggest the honeyed or chocolate testicle sweetbread for dessert? 1.2963 0.04470 135 99 32 4
1024 Here is your order, Ms. Salome" 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1025 Actually, revenge is a dish best served cold. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1026 I'm doing Paleo. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1027 Bernie! 1.2957 0.05380 115 88 20 7
1028 Tell the chef I’m in love with his work. 1.2950 0.04945 139 107 23 9
1029 You did say your husband would be joining you!! 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1030 I said, “Cold…revenge is a gift best served cold!” 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1031 May I present, in garlic butter, your third husband, Bruce. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1032 Job well done my lady. 1.2946 0.04853 112 82 27 3
1033 Your meal, tete flambe a la mari. Enjoy. 1.2946 0.04848 129 97 26 6
1034 Madame, your husband certainly had a fine head on him. 1.2945 0.04778 146 112 25 9
1035 He spoke of you quite fondly. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1036 Are you sure it's the same guy. He looked better raw. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1037 Your ex 1.2941 0.05384 119 92 19 8
1038 Mate's Head On A Platter: always a great choice, Madame. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1039 Hey, today's special looks familiar... 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
1040 O, yes, that was some night we had! 1.2941 0.06007 102 80 14 8
1041 I asked for it on a SILVER platter. 1.2941 0.05384 119 92 19 8
1042 I loved him and I"m sure after dinner I'll miss him... 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1043 Already? I heard of skipping foreplay, but this is ridiculous. 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
1044 You were not misinformed Ms,you can have your mate and eat it 1.2936 0.05727 109 85 16 8
1045 He's hot for you. 1.2936 0.05263 109 82 22 5
1046 You did say you wanted to have a friend for dinner 1.2936 0.05099 109 81 24 4
1047 He died with a smile on his face. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1048 Madam May your children be plentiful! 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1049 I did warn him. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1050 He certainly looks tastier now! 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1051 The gentleman at the bar sent this, along with his room number. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
1052 Served hot and bothered. 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
1053 Madam - Your husband. 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
1054 I pray, enjoy your prey. 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
1055 It's our widow-maker special. 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
1056 Yes, Madam, the last of the divorce settlement. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1057 Madam, the Swipe Right special. 1.2923 0.04938 130 99 24 7
1058 Your husband sends his regrets for being late. 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1059 Wonderful, I always preferred him for his brain. 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1060 Ex-husband tartar - enjoy! 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1061 Best Divorce Settlement Ever!" 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1062 Your husband is served, Madam. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
1063 I thought it came with a side of flies. 1.2917 0.04644 120 88 29 3
1064 Let us pray before meals... 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1065 It's always nice to see madam on Valentine's Day." 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
1066 He was good while he lasted. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
1067 Open faced, as Madame requested. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1068 And after...A cigarette please! 1.2913 0.04887 127 96 25 6
1069 Looks nothing like Alfredo Garcia but it’ll have to do. I’m starving! 1.2913 0.05955 103 81 14 8
1070 Perhaps you have bitten off more than you can chew, Madame. 1.2913 0.05793 103 80 16 7
1071 There you are, Madam. The Lover’s Special. 1.2911 0.04605 158 122 26 10
1072 That’s what he gets for cheating on me. 1.2910 0.05171 134 105 19 10
1073 He was a great lover ~ I'm really going to miss him. By the way, could I get a side of Ranch dressing with that? 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1074 Just the check please. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1075 I was first attracted to him by his body, but I married him for his brain. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1076 The ultimate dinner date. 1.2906 0.05437 117 91 18 8
1077 Oui Mademoiselle, still warm and smiling. 1.2906 0.05437 117 91 18 8
1078 Hokus, pokus, locust 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1079 À la decollate. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1080 He called a head for the reservation. 1.2901 0.05024 131 101 22 8
1081 Bitten, not stirred. 1.2900 0.06079 100 79 13 8
1082 This is a special dish prepared by our head chef. 1.2900 0.05911 100 78 15 7
1083 His wife sends you her regards. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1084 Happy Anniversary darling! 1.2899 0.04388 138 102 32 4
1085 Perfect for your third date! 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1086 No thank you, I had him yesterday. 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
1087 Here is your ‘Mate On A Plate” order madam. Bon apetit. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1088 Monsier regrets he cannot enjoy dinner with you tonight. 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
1089 Honeymoon special for one? 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1090 It’s bedroom to table. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1091 OMG! It's MOTHER! 1.2889 0.06562 90 72 10 8
1092 Looks like this place costs more than an arm and a leg. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1093 I hope tastes better than he performed. 1.2889 0.05028 135 105 21 9
1094 Trust me, he died very happy. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
1095 His last words were of you. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
1096 I prefer sex BEFORE dinner. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
1097 He was a shitty lay. But what an entree! 1.2886 0.04975 149 118 19 12
1098 A family favourite! 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1099 I assume you'll be dining alone, madam. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1100 Your usual post-mating dinner madame. I pray it's to your liking. 1.2883 0.04683 111 81 28 2
1101 You're swipe right is served. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1102 La pièce de résistance--your ex! 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
1103 When I asked you to serve my mate,I didn’t mean it literally. 1.2881 0.05529 118 93 16 9
1104 He was always so handsome when he slept. 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
1105 Now I pronounce you dinner and wife 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1106 Love. Prey. Eat. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1107 Pasture raised and humanely butchered..served with medallions of root vegetables. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1108 Voila! Your husband is finally on time for dinner. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1109 I did not say "Bring me the head of a Acrididea Caelifera". I said "Alfredo Garcia" 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1110 Some find it disturbing that my taste in men hasn’t evolved much over time. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
1111 Madam there is of course no need to acquaint YOU with the provenance of THIS particular dish, but do note, such a SATISFIED expression, if I may be so bold…” 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1112 Comfort food....... 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
1113 I hope he's as good on the plate as he was in the bed. 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
1114 He had his fun,now I'll have mine! 1.2870 0.05742 108 85 15 8
1115 Wait, revenge is a dish best served cold. 1.2870 0.05762 115 92 13 10
1116 My divorce attorney said he'd serve me my husband's head on a platter. I didn't think he was serious. 1.2870 0.05491 115 90 17 8
1117 Sorry for the wait. Here's your mate on a plate. 1.2870 0.05057 115 87 23 5
1118 He was your favorite. 1.2868 0.04694 129 97 27 5
1119 Presenting the head of household. From IRS 1.2868 0.04822 129 98 25 6
1120 Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him well. 1.2857 0.05146 126 98 20 8
1121 Your mate's head, a la carte 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
1122 Here you go sir, best served cold. 1.2857 0.05071 133 104 20 9
1123 Your husband said to go ahead and start without him 1.2857 0.05012 105 78 24 3
1124 My date is so handsome, isn't he 1.2857 0.05146 126 98 20 8
1125 Courtesy of the gentleman mostly over at the bar. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1126 This should look very familiar... 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
1127 it's black and blue as you requested ... 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1128 One "Fantasy Suite Special" for the lovely bachelorette 1.2857 0.05012 105 78 24 3
1129 It was a gruesome date, but he’ll make beautiful babies. 1.2857 0.05504 126 101 14 11
1130 I genuinely thought he would be the one... 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1131 The male 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1132 He was a good mate till he started wanting it every hour. That was just too much. 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1133 May I assume that the gentleman won't be getting the check? 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
1134 This dish is to die for. 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1135 Your husband insisted that he be served first 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1136 Congratulations on your nuptials, and I'm sorry for your loss. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1137 Courtesy of the head waiter. 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
1138 OK, will take the rest of him in a baggie. 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
1139 Your Husband à l'Orange, madame. 1.2846 0.04832 123 93 25 5
1140 Is it kosher? 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
1141 Madame, dinner is severed... I mean, served. 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1142 Grilled to perfection for your post-coital dining pleasure! 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1143 Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio. He had a good head on his shoulders. 1.2844 0.05986 109 88 11 10
1144 No thank you, I am still full from my honeymoon dinner. 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1145 Yum. My former one-night stand! 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1146 He saw, he came, he went. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1147 When he asked me on a date, he didn't know he'd be dinner. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1148 I prefer it served cold. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1149 Thank you for letting us serve you and your mate. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1150 I always get hungry after sex. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1151 Maybe I should have selected red wine. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1152 Prey then pray 1.2832 0.05254 113 87 20 6
1153 I always do love to end a lover's quarrel with a bite of lunch. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1154 I was finally able to convince my husband to come out for dinner with me. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1155 Compliments of the former chef. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1156 Your mantis meal with no appetizer, as requested, madam. 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1157 If you want one for dessert too, there is another mating in the back. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1158 Served al dente...just as your husband would have wanted. 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
1159 I assure you it tastes like chicken. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1160 The usual, Madame? 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1161 Madam, al dente, as you always prefer. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1162 Chez Cannibal. Keto appropriate. Nothing dipped in chocolate here. Worth the detour. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
1163 Not to worry, he prepaid for the meal. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1164 Your husband said to get started without him. 1.2821 0.05674 117 94 13 10
1165 Trust the French waiter to know your love language. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1166 Who knew divorce could look so delicious? 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
1167 That's not the same guy I ate this morning. 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
1168 Happy anniversary. Bon appetit. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1169 Voila. Your dinner guest has arrived. 1.2812 0.04953 128 99 22 7
1170 Sorry your husband will no longer be joining you at these dinners. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1171 Wow, this is much easier than divorce! 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1172 There were none left in fridge, so we recruited one of our dishwashers. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1173 I hope he enjoyed it! 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1174 I hope he tastes better than my first husband. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1175 Judging by the aroma and texture this was an excellent mating year 1.2810 0.04426 121 89 30 2
1176 Voilà, healthier and so much more delicious than the cigarette after. 1.2810 0.05278 121 95 18 8
1177 The other member of your party is here. 1.2810 0.04579 121 90 28 3
1178 All of my husbands have had good taste. 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
1179 He said he wanted to eat ahead, before the dinner crowd arrived. Something went wrong in the translation. 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
1180 May I recommend some fava beans and a nice Chianti to go with your meal? 1.2804 0.05908 107 86 12 9
1181 He insisted. 1.2804 0.04932 107 80 24 3
1182 Back again so soon, Madam? And still without a date . . . 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1183 I'd like a word with the head chef. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1184 Your ex, al dente. 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1185 He wanted me to tell you you’ll make a great mother. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
1186 He did ask, "Was it good for you too?". 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1187 I have the honor to present to Madame la specialite du Maison "male Mantis Tartare". 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
1188 Bob was just happy he got a second date 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1189 By the way, how are you enjoying the honeymoon suite? 1.2797 0.05367 118 93 17 8
1190 Madam's guest has arrived. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
1191 Ahhh....John the Baptist Grasshopper, if Im not mistaken. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
1192 The sex was awesome. A shame he isn't here to enjoy this with me, too! 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1193 I’m assuming you started with the dessert, madam? 1.2794 0.04512 136 103 28 5
1194 Your late husband a la carte 1.2793 0.04985 111 84 23 4
1195 Well…you are what you eat. 1.2793 0.04985 111 84 23 4
1196 Madame's post-dalliance favorite. 1.2793 0.04985 111 84 23 4
1197 Well, his last words were "bite me 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
1198 What won't men do? 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1199 I guess you really are what you eat 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1200 He served his purpose. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1201 Looks delicious, but that's not the ex-husband I ordered. 1.2787 0.04694 122 92 26 4
1202 I trust our "morning after/dessert for one" will meet your expectations. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1203 Mate on a Plate, Madam." 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1204 Ah, I see that Epstein didn't kill himself. 1.2784 0.06173 97 78 11 8
1205 Tell the chef, I loved him before and I'm sure I'll love him again. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1206 I've asked it to be served cold, please. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1207 Compliments of your Sister-In-Law. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1208 So I see your husband will be joining you for dinner. 1.2783 0.05733 115 93 12 10
1209 And for Madame, the Salomé special. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
1210 Your husband said he’d make lunch. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1211 Ah, just like Mom used to make. 1.2778 0.06520 90 73 9 8
1212 Ah - now he'll be a part of me forever. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1213 ...and recently separated from his ex. 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1214 Madam, your husband has arrived. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1215 Voilá! Tête de mari! 1.2773 0.04611 119 89 27 3
1216 This might be embarrassing but... It wasn't him. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1217 Bon appetite! He had it coming. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1218 I guess I'm still hoping for a second date. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1219 Madame, I would like to be the first to congratulate you on starting a family. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1220 Congratulations on your union, madam. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1221 It’s heads I lose! 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1222 You know he would have wanted it this way, in a rich cream sauce with a hint of garlic. 1.2764 0.05328 123 98 16 9
1223 Who says a woman can't get ahead in this world? 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1224 I always insist they pay for dinner. 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
1225 It’s our Valentine’s Day special. 1.2762 0.05820 105 84 13 8
1226 Excuse me while I say grace. 1.2762 0.05820 105 84 13 8
1227 A favorite dish of Vladimir Putin. 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
1228 . . . as per your divorce decree. 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
1229 Sorry it took so long, but your husband was late as usual. 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
1230 You've answered my prayer!" 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
1231 He died doing what he loved: you, Madame. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
1232 Oh boy,He looks even hotter now! 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1233 Just like George to forget his tie. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
1234 Charlie was my favorite husband. He could dance like no one else. 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
1235 Tonight’s special “Mate on a Plate” 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
1236 What part of “without the head” did you not understand?” 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
1237 May I please have five more forks. 1.2756 0.04959 127 99 21 7
1238 It's considered it an aphrodisiac Ms. Mantis. 1.2756 0.04959 127 99 21 7
1239 Excellent selection of a mate for your offspring. 1.2754 0.04799 138 108 22 8
1240 Your “Tete de Mari en Extase”, Madame. 1.2752 0.05510 109 86 16 7
1241 I told him if he didn't stop bugging me I have his head on a platter 1.2752 0.04676 109 81 26 2
1242 God is great, God is good and I thank Him that Jim was in the mood. 1.2752 0.05662 109 87 14 8
1243 When I asked for the headwaiter,I guess they misunderstood. 1.2750 0.05288 120 95 17 8
1244 I told him we'd be having dinner tonight 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1245 The head is filled with caviar. Bon Appetit! 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1246 There's soup on my bug. 1.2748 0.05089 131 104 18 9
1247 Unethically sourced. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1248 It’s heads. You lose. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1249 Your husband said it's your favorite. 1.2747 0.04958 91 67 23 1
1250 Today’s catch. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1251 Man tis looks yummy! 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1252 Wow,looks fresh! 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1253 Ahh, a romantic dinner for the missus? 1.2745 0.05771 102 81 14 7
1254 This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted head. 1.2745 0.05771 102 81 14 7
1255 My compliments to the exterminator. 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1256 Sorry it took so long — he was brainier than you thought. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1257 Well, I did say surprise me. 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1258 I was preying for that 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
1259 It's ahead above the rest of our menu. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
1260 It’s half price off on all same species night 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
1261 Delicious! I was praying for this. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1262 His last words were, ‘Mounting expenses.’ 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1263 I love tonight's special. We go way back. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1264 Courtship is a dish best served hot 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1265 He looks especially delicious! 1.2737 0.06068 95 76 12 7
1266 Voilà madame. Revenge served cold. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1267 Looks like my husband will be joining us for dinner after all. 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1268 I understand you're expecting. My condolences. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
1269 Alas,poor fellow,a man who loved not too well but loved me at all. 1.2735 0.05513 117 94 14 9
1270 I assume you have mated. 1.2734 0.05169 128 102 17 9
1271 Might I suggest a nice bottle of chianti with your filet of soulmate, madame? 1.2734 0.04925 128 100 21 7
1272 Susan really enjoyed picking her third husband's brain. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1273 And for the finale, your love connection, Mademoiselle. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1274 I won't have to fake enjoying this! 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1275 Your usual, ma’am. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1276 Will Madame be dining alone? 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1277 I told him to stay out of my yard. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1278 Thank you for the lovely evening Honey. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1279 Oh wow. We dated. Just one time, if I recall correctly. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1280 You are pleased to have your husband join you for dinner? 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
1281 Our special tonight may seem familiar. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1282 I said eggs, not ex. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1283 On behalf of everyone here at La Tête, we thank you for the honor of being selected to prepare your husband for his last rites. 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
1284 This doesn't need a caption! 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
1285 Chef’s special, family style 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1286 Fresh catch of the day! 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1287 Your Mate Almondine, Madame. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
1288 I had ordered a grasshopper on the rocks. 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
1289 For some reason I want a cigarette just now. 1.2721 0.04836 136 107 21 8
1290 Oh, darn, I had that last night. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
1291 A good meal starts with a good mate. 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
1292 First date? 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
1293 When you said you served my kind, I didn't think you meant Uncle Joe. 1.2718 0.05721 103 82 14 7
1294 May I suggest, Madam, you eat him while he's hot? 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
1295 He was way too ahead of himself anyway 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
1296 « Madame, your ex. » 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
1297 I thought revenge was always served cold! 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1298 My husband never looked more delicious! 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1299 Well, he did ask me out for dinner. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1300 I specifically said no pincers and no antennae!” 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1301 I wonder if I'll ever get married. 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
1302 Madame, Croque Monsieur. 1.2717 0.06202 92 74 11 7
1303 Pairs well with a cigarette. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1304 The Prenuptial Agreement 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1305 He said, "I want to be served." 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1306 Cage free, all natural, home grown. 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1307 He asked me to wish you a happy anniversary and to tell you he hopes the children are doing well. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
1308 It's good to the last bite. 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1309 I think that he is going to be my best husband yet! 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1310 Yes, we always eat the male after mating with him. He knew very well what the words ‘til death do we part’ meant. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1311 Well sir, I am the head waiter. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1312 Tartar sauce and a blindfold. Coming right up. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1313 Ugh, I never liked him alive 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1314 Oh,how delightful! That looks just like the children's father. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1315 That’s one heady aroma! 1.2706 0.06775 85 70 7 8
1316 Your guest is served. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1317 I'm going to serve your husband first. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1318 We call it "The Bride's Request. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1319 Sorry, we're just one of those restaurants that always gets your order wrong. Antennas or no antennas? 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1320 Fantastic! I told my mate dinner here would be my treat. 1.2705 0.05079 122 96 19 7
1321 Talk about un-self aware…. 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
1322 Compliments of your late husband. 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
1323 Looks like I got a head start! 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
1324 He looks so natural! 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1325 I hope you will enjoy your date. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1326 He was a good father. 1.2698 0.04835 126 98 22 6
1327 Well prepared, but it looks just like my ex 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1328 Love Bites 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
1329 He said to tell you: “ You look pretty tonight. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1330 I trust your eggs were fertilized to your liking? 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1331 Darling, I've never seen you looking better. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1332 May I suggest a fine chianti to accompany? 1.2696 0.04674 115 87 25 3
1333 When he said he'd have my head on a silver platter, I should have taken him seriously. 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
1334 And what, prey, is this!? 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1335 Voila! Lover is served. 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1336 And here is your husband, Al Fresco. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1337 Voila! Your mate's vertex, gena, frons, and clypeus, extra rare as Madame requested. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1338 Life must be good Madame, this is your 12th male this month. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
1339 When I told you to bring me his head on a platter, I didn't mean I wanted to EAT it! 1.2692 0.04339 130 98 29 3
1340 Yeah, marriage sucks. 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1341 He was able to join you for dinner after all! 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1342 I said I'd eat my own hat, not head! 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1343 The gentleman at the bar sends this head with his complements. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1344 The head of your enemy, Sir. 1.2689 0.04877 119 92 22 5
1345 As you requested, Madame. Sautéed sans bite marks. 1.2689 0.04877 119 92 22 5
1346 I expect you'll be taking the check. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1347 Shall we say grace? 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1348 Madame, may I present last night’s one-night stand? 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
1349 First I give a head, then I eat a head 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1350 What can I say? I didn't like his dismount. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
1351 You know what they say: You are what you eat! 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
1352 Is it local? 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1353 Was there a tattoo of Gary Larson beneath the left nipple? 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
1354 Your husband. Well done. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
1355 May I have chopsticks, please? 1.2683 0.05220 82 61 20 1
1356 What I said was: I want to see the Head Waiter. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
1357 Are you sure it is my ex's head? 1.2683 0.05424 123 100 13 10
1358 Your dinner date is served, Madam. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
1359 I double-checked the food registry, no relationship. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1360 Compliments of the house: Bug au vin 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1361 We cooked him just the way he described in his will. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1362 Your usual, Madam. Medium rare. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1363 Decapitated and fresh per the lovely ladies request. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1364 Our after sex special, miss. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1365 Groom du jour Madame 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1366 And for the main course, your ex 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1367 He’s a rare husband 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1368 If I wanted dead ex for dinner, I’d have killed him myself. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1369 Excuse me, waiter, there's a bug in my food 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1370 The postcoital dish for one. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1371 Congratulations on your divorce. 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
1372 As you requested Madam, the Honeymoon Special 1.2673 0.05610 101 80 15 6
1373 This is one of my favorite exes. 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1374 Skipping the 'appetizer' this evening? Very good, madam. 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1375 Our Valentine’s Day special 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1376 'With the compliments of the head waiter.' 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1377 He wished to thank you for a lovely evening. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
1378 I told you we would meet again. 1.2667 0.05784 105 85 12 8
1379 How wonderful! I wasn’t expecting my mate! 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1380 He just finished. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
1381 I ordered sushi 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1382 You for you sir! 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1383 My husband has never looked hotter. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1384 May I present the spousal special? 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
1385 Love is the gift that keeps on giving. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
1386 So I guess we're here to celebrate a successful first date? 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1387 You trying to bug me? 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
1388 Is that the better half ? 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1389 By all accounts the retinas this season are to die for. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
1390 But I ordered a thorax. 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
1391 It seems your date is ready to be served. 1.2661 0.04634 109 82 25 2
1392 Harold? 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
1393 Sorry for the wait...we get crazy busy at mating season. 1.2660 0.04825 94 70 23 1
1394 Your post honey moon meal, Miss. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1395 And with that Mantis Corleone finished all family business. 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
1396 I take it this is your second date. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1397 Your "Friends and Family Special " .Madam." 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
1398 After this, have a cigarette. 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
1399 It looks yummy, but I believe I ordered meat, not mate. 1.2658 0.06670 79 64 9 6
1400 Enjoy your honeymoon madame 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1401 Madame, your date. 1.2655 0.05336 113 90 16 7
1402 He was quite fond of you also, Madame. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1403 Perfect choice for date night, Madam. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1404 Et tu Brutus? 1.2653 0.05901 98 79 12 7
1405 Served with a smile still on his face. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1406 Just a little 'heads up' on the main course, madame. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1407 They don't call me head waiter for nothing 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1408 New meaning to family restaurant. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1409 Serving it up on a silver platter never occurred to me. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1410 The Morning after... 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1411 We flipped a coin in the back and it came up, " Heads" 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
1412 We're a family now. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1413 Cooked to perfection, and, I might add, a bargain compared to a divorce. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1414 The chef says that the next time you want this, mate with him yourself. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1415 Excellent, he was beginning to bug me. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1416 He looked better online. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1417 I agree ma’am, you are what you eat. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
1418 I'll be your head waiter this evening. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1419 Just how I like my Ex. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
1420 We are what we eat. 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
1421 Excellent choice Madam. I am told he had a smile on his face when he expired. 1.2642 0.05735 106 86 12 8
1422 Wise choice, grasshopper. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1423 His last words were, "eat me"! 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
1424 Our marriage was good while he lasted. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
1425 Take it back. I am in the mood for someone different. 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
1426 Oh no, George! It was in the moment when you lost your head 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1427 Party of two, your order is ready! 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
1428 You're sure he's very rare? 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
1429 Ah Harold - the kids were just asking about you. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1430 His last words? Why can't she just smoke a cigarette like everybody else? 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
1431 Your post-coital severed head and fries, madam. 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
1432 Actually,I was expecting his genitals 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
1433 He said you'd share a bottle. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1434 Is it nonGMO? 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1435 Very nice, Andre. You would think I would be tired of the same old same old by this time, right? 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1436 Your husband will be joining you for dinner after all. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1437 Swiped right today, madam? 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1438 I hear that in some species the meal is supposed to come before. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1439 Mademoiselle's main course and dinner date. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1440 Madam, you’ve had this before, I believe? 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1441 Ahh, good. Mating season is over.. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
1442 Forget about his head, remember when you ate his ass? 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1443 Madame, your husband au gratin. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1444 I'm afraid this is all you're getting in the divorce, ma'am. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1445 Your Nemesis, Sir… 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1446 I'm glad I called ahead! 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1447 Remember what the dormouse said… 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
1448 She preys before every meal. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1449 Send it back . . . he was several husbands ago. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1450 Your head on a platter, sir. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1451 No. no. no. I ordered my nephew. Not my niece. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1452 We'll save you the gory details of the slaying,ma'am,but let us assure you that the beast suffered enormously,that the manner of his capture involved the patient machinations of an ingenious chess player,and that his head was spiced with thyme 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1453 Uncle Arthur? 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1454 This should get you ahead in life! 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1455 The Chef would like to thank you for bringing your husband for dinner. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1456 He was the mate I had always preyed for. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1457 Tonight’s special is from the ‘was it good for you’ menu. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
1458 The eyes are closed,just as you ordered,sir. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1459 You’re husband, madam, medium rare as requested. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
1460 With complements from John Baptist at the next table. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1461 We started with dessert. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1462 Our consummation special madam, enjoy. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1463 Sparkling water too, please. I'm pregnant. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1464 Compliments to the chef. Condolences to my cousin. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1465 I regret I didn't get to know him better. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1466 Poor Señor, por Señora. 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
1467 Would you mind if I prayed first? 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
1468 He said he prefers to skip the foreplay 1.2612 0.04729 134 106 21 7
1469 Might I add, congratulations on your new family. 1.2609 0.04603 92 68 24 0
1470 As you ordered, Ms. Salome 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1471 I’ve eaten my fair share of males after mating, but this is the first time I’ve had one steamed. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1472 It's a very hot date. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1473 This dish is familiar to me ! 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1474 So much for the dating scene. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1475 I told him to put down the toilet seat! 1.2609 0.06157 92 75 10 7
1476 He does have a certain smile, Madame! 1.2609 0.04468 115 89 23 3
1477 I understand you're expecting. 1.2605 0.05265 119 96 15 8
1478 He was a great lover, while it lasted. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1479 Daily special for you, never leftovers. 1.2604 0.05969 96 78 11 7
1480 Madam Mantis, Tonight on the menu is the #MeToo special. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1481 I'll try it, but I still think it's a dish best served cold. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1482 Your husband regrets that he will not be able to join you for dinner, Madam... 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1483 Can I have him with a side of fries? 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
1484 We've waived the corkage fee 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1485 Did your ex tell you that he'd be joining you for dinner? 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1486 Fred had a heightened sense of his role in our relationship. 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
1487 I never liked his politics, but he DOES look delicious. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1488 Remember when they used to say, “The family that prays together stays together.” 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
1489 Madam, enjoy your mate. 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
1490 He said to thank you for a lovely evening 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
1491 Why yes, it is very fresh. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
1492 Your husband, madam. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
1493 It's the Widow's Special. And congratulations! 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
1494 I'm sorry. I told the Maître d' I was a carnivore. Not a cannibal! 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
1495 I'm praying, Man. 'Tis awesome what your chef can do just ahead of my arrival. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
1496 Madame,Ton Amour Thermidor. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
1497 I swiped right,and voila! 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
1498 Looks yummy. I hope the kids have his eyes. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1499 It WAS happy hour for both of us. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1500 Cuisine is what separates us from the beasts 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1501 Your dinner companion is served! 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1502 The honeymoon is over. 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
1503 Your husband is hot. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
1504 I take it there won’t be a second date? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1505 So weird, even without his head he would not stop. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1506 A heads up message from Putin 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1507 Honeymoon breakfast for one. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1508 I generally never have sex on the first date. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
1509 Steamed , and low sodium as requested. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
1510 I prefer him raw, at body temperature. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1511 Your divorce settlement. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
1512 Mildred?!? 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1513 I'd never imagined Bob as the main course. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
1514 It looks like your husband finally arrived, Madame. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
1515 Oh Josh,you almost look to good to eat! 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1516 Madame Firefly, may you enjoy the fruits of your labor. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
1517 It’s a whole planet of fatheads. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
1518 His final gift to you. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
1519 At least he died with a smile on his face 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
1520 You are what you eat, monsieur. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
1521 I hope his brain is better than the sex. 1.2584 0.04933 89 67 21 1
1522 Oh. brains of husband--a very rare dish! 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1523 Wait while I say my prayer 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
1524 Its living room to table. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
1525 Can you keep that warm? I haven't had my cigarette yet. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
1526 Thanks for dinner babe. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
1527 Per your request, your husband's body was cremated. Here's his head, braised with a side of aphid fritters. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1528 One "Romance Special." 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1529 The chef heard that you wanted your husband's head on a platter. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1530 No - it's not rare. It's cooked rare. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1531 And he used to tell me I lost my head, all the time. . . . . 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1532 I do love family style dining 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1533 ‘I’m just so delighted that you were able to get cannibalization of sex partners on the menu. ‘I’m sure it’s going to take off.’ 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1534 No need to say Grace,Madam. I see you’ve already preyed. 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1535 It looks like a lot, but then I am eating for two thousand. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1536 Um..... well, this is awkward. 1.2577 0.05135 97 77 16 4
1537 The chef sends her complimantis. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1538 Chef-prepared from the freshest of ingredients. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
1539 She took hungry for some love too seriously. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
1540 Rare sir . Very rare . 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
1541 It pairs nicely with the thorax you had for your appetizer. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
1542 Silence for a change! 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
1543 As you desired Sir, I have brought you the head of Alfredo Mantisa 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1544 And for dessert, we've still got your third husband on ice. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1545 Very popular at bachelorette parties. Enjoy. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1546 He said, 'Ask her to name it after me.' 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
1547 This was his last dying prayer. 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1548 Alistair?? 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
1549 You said you wanted his head on a plate 1.2566 0.04494 113 86 25 2
1550 He said you could eat his head, but there is no way he is paying child support after the way you have treated him. 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
1551 No. No. No. You got the order all wrong. That is never first 1.2564 0.06689 78 64 8 6
1552 Monsieur pour Madame 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
1553 Chef Paul has prepared Leroy’s head sous-vide, drenched in crème fraiche and nestled on a bed of blanched haricots verts… 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
1554 He’s still very good looking! 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
1555 The special tonight is your favorite. 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
1556 What happened to foreplay? 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1557 I actually wanted the other headwaiter. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
1558 Interesting concept, but I prefer mine crudite. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1559 So sorry. We are out of duck. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1560 It seems your date used the wrong entrance. My apologies. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
1561 That is NOT the husband I ordered! 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
1562 Would you like it de-boned or natural? 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
1563 He thought I was special too. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1564 I can't say I didn't warn him. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1565 Your husband already paid the bill before heading away 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1566 All our males are locally sourced and humanely slaughtered. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1567 He also complemented you for last night. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
1568 Now that’s what makes having sex worth it! 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1569 No, that's not my husband. It must be for the next table. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1570 He finally got his wish to be head of the table. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1571 So he was fooling around! 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1572 We used to be friends, but then he just completely lost his head. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
1573 I’m told he tastes just like chicken. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1574 Were you expecting anyone else? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1575 Your date du jour, madam. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1576 You may recognize him from your date earlier. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
1577 I know I shouldn't say this, but he's never looked better. 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
1578 And for Madam, we have Sir. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
1579 Your Ex, served as requested, mam 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
1580 And I'll take the spasmodic body in a doggie bag, please. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1581 But I asked for it to be rare. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1582 I'm the head waiter. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1583 Therefore art thou Romeo. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1584 Your husband for your wedding meal. 1.2553 0.06038 94 77 10 7
1585 Oh, my dear Henry, in 25 years of marriage you never looked so giood! 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1586 A votre sans-tete, Madame. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
1587 Oh dear, it’s a Salome special? I thought you said salami. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1588 Praying the waiter didn't forget my side of head cheese. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
1589 You never looked better. 1.2551 0.04658 98 74 23 1
1590 I hope you agree... This is much better than do it yourself... 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
1591 You can tell your mom he was a doctor. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1592 I see congratulations are in order. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1593 Compliments of the gentleman at the bar. 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
1594 My nutritionist told me that I should eat brain food… 1.2549 0.05692 102 83 12 7
1595 Madame, this dish comes with a side of wings. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1596 Per your request,gluten-free,dairy-free,and high in protein. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
1597 When I said "I'll have his head on a platter" I was not serious. 1.2547 0.05537 106 86 13 7
1598 Looks yummy! I would feel worse had he been paying alimony. 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
1599 Hubby Tête-à-Tête", as ordered, ma'am 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1600 And for dessert, Ms. Mantis, the head of Mr. Mantis. 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1601 That looks awfully familiar 1.2542 0.05408 118 97 12 9
1602 I hear it tastes like chicken, sir. 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1603 Bless us, O Lord, and these, thy gifts... 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
1604 A wise choice, since madam is now eating for two…hundred. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
1605 He said it was the best sex he ever had. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
1606 Dinner is served. Compliments of your spouse. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1607 My condolences, ma’am, and bon appétit! 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1608 I really like the new joint venture between Tinder and UberEats. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1609 Oh my dear husband! 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
1610 Oh, so that's what $50 a head gets you... 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1611 Per your request, madam, the smile has been removed. 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
1612 Your mate, Ms. Mantis." 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
1613 Mmmm. I hope he tastes as good as he mates! 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1614 Your chianti and a side of fava beans... 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
1615 And now, madame, with compliments, Le Gustation Apres Coitus. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
1616 I think he got the message—no means no. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
1617 Dining alone tonight? 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
1618 Voilà madame, la tête de Jean le Mantis. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1619 He's never looked so good," thought Edwina Scissorhands 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1620 And for dessert… 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
1621 Judith, allow me to introduce Holofernes. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1622 May I ask when are you expecting? 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
1623 Lois always had mixed feelings about date night. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1624 Warm but still raw, as madame prefers. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1625 Just as hot as last time. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1626 So, have you been head waiter long?" "Went ahead and accepted it a week ago." "Good for you! Heading out after work?" "No. Gotta head home early tonight." "That's the way to keep ahead of the game! Say, what's that you've got there?" 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1627 He was hot then, as well. 1.2527 0.04840 91 69 21 1
1628 Are you finished saying grace. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1629 I'm sorry your friend will not be dining with you. 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
1630 What do you mean, this is not your husband? 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
1631 Your date, ma'am. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1632 Your husband will join you for dinner, Madame. 1.2526 0.05980 95 78 10 7
1633 Courtesy of the gentleman. 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
1634 It looks wonderful. Sometimes it's nice to eat without all the foreplay. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1635 Thank Salome for me. 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
1636 Thank you for your service 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
1637 Madam, you have excellent taste in boyfriends. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1638 I thought revenge was best served cold, but this smells lovely. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1639 Didn't you say you wanted your cheating Ex served on a platter? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1640 I guess it’s true...you ARE what you eat! 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1641 Your marvelous mating memory, madam. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
1642 Finally a fancy dinner, that divorce came in handy! 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
1643 Here you go,Mrs. the Baptist. 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
1644 I loved him but he had a big head. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1645 Madame! It is prepared to your order! 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1646 And here we have your ex over easy. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1647 And here's the ladies' night special. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1648 I see your date has arrived for mains. 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
1649 Your husband is served. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
1650 This looks like a dish absolutely to die for! 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
1651 Brains over brawn, I always say. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1652 Lemme get a pic for Insectagram. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
1653 Congratulations on your divorce, madam. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
1654 My prayers have been answered. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1655 Dining alone this evening, Madame? 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1656 I've heard you humans eat the meal first 1.2500 0.05601 108 89 11 8
1657 Complements of the torso sitting at the bar 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
1658 I understand that John the Baptist was your first husband 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1659 The chef commends you on your choice of the Valentine's Day special, ma'am.... 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1660 I've been praying for just that! 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1661 The chef sends his compliments on another successful mating. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
1662 Sorry, I asked for "revenge served cold." 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
1663 I hate going out to eat with my ex. 1.2500 0.05752 100 82 11 7
1664 Our chef's special, fresh from the garden. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1665 Consummate cuisine, Madam? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1666 My husband sacrificed a lot for the family. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1667 What a lovely way to end a Tinder date. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1668 I ordered the THORAX à la Cannibalism. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1669 Will Madame be dining alone tonight? 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1670 On today’s tasting menu we’re starting from the top! 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
1671 Such a good lover, too.... 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
1672 From item to entrée. It's the story of our life. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
1673 And will madam be having a cigarette for dessert? 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
1674 I promise it tastes like chicken. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1675 May I assume Madame will be saying grace before dinner? 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
1676 Please be careful. This dish has quite a bite to it. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1677 Can I get it to go? My date stood me up. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
1678 It is so nice of him to join me for dinner. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1679 He asked what are the chances for a second date? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1680 For you, Madame. We know, you know he's fresh. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
1681 I’m afraid it doesn’t pair well. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1682 And a cigarette for dessert, Madame? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1683 So we meet again… 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
1684 Today's dish - Heada Hopper 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1685 The rest of him got away. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
1686 Finally. I'm having him three ways. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
1687 My compliments, ma'am, he's still smiling 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1688 Here's your mate, Medium-Rare... 1.2500 0.04683 96 73 22 1
1689 I will be right back with your pack of cigarettes. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
1690 And I thought we wouldn't be together on our anniversary. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
1691 The Valentine's Day special, madame. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1692 That isn't my mate...do I get a discount? 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1693 Here is our traditional head on a platter, best served cold. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1694 Looks great. Do you know if my friends are still in the bathroom? 1.2500 0.06110 92 76 9 7
1695 Well that's a rip off. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1696 The Honeymoon is over, Let's eat. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1697 The romance has not gone out of this relationship! 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1698 If I must say so myself, our children will be very beautiful. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
1699 I hope it is a male! 1.2500 0.05752 100 82 11 7
1700 Voilà, Madame. The answer to your prayers. 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1701 No wine for me. I’m expecting. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1702 Your cousin at table three sent this. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
1703 He was always such a hot head! 1.2478 0.05263 113 92 14 7
1704 For expectant mother? The expectant father. 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
1705 And a bottle of Chateauneuf du Papa, please. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1706 And here is your date, for dinner. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
1707 Well, at least now I know why he's late for dinner. 1.2478 0.05263 113 92 14 7
1708 It'll be on the house madam. He phoned in his credit card number and left a generous tip. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
1709 Is there anything else you desire, madam? 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1710 Please enjoy your Mantis au Divorce. 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
1711 Looks familiar 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1712 Yes, ma'am, it is much easier than divorce. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1713 Mother Nature's a bitch. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1714 As you requested, the romantic dinner special for one. 1.2474 0.05868 97 80 10 7
1715 Happy Valentine’s Day maa’m. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
1716 Take that back to the kitchen. I will just have a bottle of wine. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1717 One former lover, as you ordered, ma'am. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
1718 He gave his all to perpetuate the species. Amen! 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1719 There's a personal note under the head. 1.2473 0.06049 93 77 9 7
1720 Ah yes, love at first bite. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
1721 as you like it madam, served cold. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
1722 I warned him, "No foreplay." 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1723 Just as you ordered, sir. An intimate dinner for two. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1724 -Marriage a la Carte! 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1725 Madam, his last words: The sex was great, but why? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1726 Congratulations on your pregnancy. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1727 Madam,your tinder date from last night! 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1728 Waiter, there’s some food on my fly. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1729 Best I ever had. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1730 Enjoy your spouse 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1731 Your date is here, ma'am. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1732 This revenge is being served hot. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1733 But, was it good for you? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1734 Thou art not done, for I have more. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1735 Are you sure it's Kosher? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1736 "It was killed humanely...no pesticides. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
1737 He was my favorite. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1738 Madame, as we say here at Chez Mantis, good in bed, now eat the head." 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1739 A table for one, I presume. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
1740 Surprised? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1741 How did you know I liked Fred? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1742 He doesn't look well done to me. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1743 He wanted you to have a tasty head start on your maternity diet. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1744 In a white wine reduction with shallots, la tête de l'amoureux. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1745 He was a sweet husband. Bring me the salt. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
1746 I am the Head Waiter. Bon appetite! 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
1747 Just how you like your mates…… with their head on a platter. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
1748 Nothing like dinner with an old flame 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1749 It’s very popular . . . A favorite with our feminist clientele 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1750 I was looking for some wings and legs. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
1751 Natural Selection at its finest 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
1752 And may I suggest the bittersweet Lover's chocolate for dessert. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
1753 Madame, Monsieur a la carte. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
1754 Madame, I present your catch of the day. Bon appetit. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
1755 Ahhhh, Madame.......we thought it was only an urban myth. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
1756 Give me a moment to say Grace… Hi Grace ! Bob Murphy Aurora IL 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
1757 Oh dear. We wondered what happened to Uncle Alfred. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
1758 ...and now for the pièce de résistance of your romantic dinner for one. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
1759 He's perfect! 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
1760 No fava beans? 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
1761 He looks so peaceful... and delicious. 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
1762 Jack was so romantic His last wish was to give me a little head 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1763 The chef tried to make him appear asleep. He was terribly effective don't you think? 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1764 And, for the main course, Husband a L'Orange. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1765 Your dinner date Madame. 1.2455 0.05354 110 90 13 7
1766 Head of ex for you, Madam. 1.2455 0.05354 110 90 13 7
1767 Compliments of the gentleman who was at the bar. 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
1768 Your husband wanted to see you one last time 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1769 A special dish to assure a healthy pregnancy 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1770 It’s been a pleasure serving you and your husband tonight 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1771 George? 1.2451 0.05474 102 83 13 6
1772 It’s always a pleasure to host a second date. 1.2451 0.04712 102 79 21 2
1773 He said it was love at first sight 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
1774 Madam's mate on a plate. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1775 Why don't you spell it 'Preying'? 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
1776 Prepared especially for you, madam, steamed ex-husband. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1777 It was prepared ahead. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1778 Voila! The head of John the Mantis, Madame Salome! 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1779 The February 15th special madam. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1780 Enjoy your Dinner Date mademoiselle 1.2449 0.04381 147 118 22 7
1781 Too soon? 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1782 For what we are about to receive... 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1783 Eating alone, I presume. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1784 You snooze, you lose! 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1785 And WHAT, pray tell, is this? I said I expected my mate would be served late, not on a plate!" 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
1786 What sort of savage would eat it raw? 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
1787 I said pudding not Putin! 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1788 I was expecting him for dinner, but . . . . . . 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
1789 Just leave it a few minutes mam- Revenge is a dish best eaten cold 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
1790 Husband #4 on a bed of amaranth seeds, medium rare. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1791 During our prior encounter he insisted that I give him head. It's only fair that he return the favor. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
1792 Shall I charge to Monsieur's card? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1793 Your babydaddy, madame. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
1794 By the way, his name was Larry 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
1795 We've saved you the bad sex. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1796 I hope he's as good for dinner as he was in the sack. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1797 ARBY'S! WE HAVE THE MEATS. 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
1798 Your husband, Madam, aux frites avec Hollandaise. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
1799 Your honeymoon, madame. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1800 Ahhh. He was a fine lover. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
1801 Head of mantis lightly sauteed with rounds of new potato simmered in mantis blood 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1802 Your last night’s hook-up, m’am. 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
1803 I asked about the cuisine, I don't want to eat my cousin. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1804 I understand you’re eating for two now. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
1805 I see your date last night went well 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
1806 The what to expect when you're expecting special 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
1807 I told him we didn't have to wait until we were married. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1808 Of course this means the Valentine's Couples Discount no longer applies 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1809 I don’t usually do this on the first date. . . 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
1810 This should come as no surprise. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
1811 Our very best Madame, your Impregnator on a Plate 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1812 Ohhhhhh honhonhonhon! Eeere eeezzze for youuu ze head of your ex loveaaarre! Zeees is a custom forre youuu just laaike smoking and having zeeee affairs eeezz for moi!!!! 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1813 This is the house definition of Self-Serve 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1814 John Doe in wine sauce, Madame. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1815 Your date, cooked as you wished. 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
1816 Oh! Darling! 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
1817 I plan to give both the chef and Match.com a five star review. 1.2436 0.04892 78 59 19 0
1818 May I present "Revenge" - served hot at madame's request. Bon appetit. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
1819 You bastard, that's Larry. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1820 Are you sure this is organic grass fed? 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
1821 Heads up! It’s hot'! 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
1822 To love and to serve, I think the saying goes. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
1823 Alas, poor Yorick! I gnawed him well. 1.2436 0.06626 78 65 7 6
1824 Your lover, I mean dinner,ma’am. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
1825 Please,there are cookies in my dish. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1826 ♫“Oh, Manty, Well you came and you gave without taking.”♫ 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
1827 Locally grown, harvested, and decapitated. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1828 Likely won’t be going to dinner together again. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1829 Get it? Because a praying mantis eats the head of its mate after they bang. This mantis just had sex and is going to eat the head. There’s really no use to a caption, the joke is self-contained in the drawing. What am I doing here? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1830 I’m a waiter from the future. This is your own head. Enjoy. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
1831 This is outrageous. I'd like to speak with the head chef." 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
1832 Your special order, ma'am. It's in season. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1833 Last dates are always so awkward. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1834 Eh Voila, Madame, notre spécialité, 'Tete de Mari, en Croute". Bon appetite! 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
1835 Madam, your husband a la carte. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1836 Et voila, the husband, Madame. 1.2430 0.05449 107 88 12 7
1837 Jiminy is served. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
1838 Well, he did say he'd cover dinner. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
1839 Your husband’s head, cooked as you requested. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1840 Madam; I present: your husband. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
1841 Mantis Dates. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1842 Tête la John the Baptiste. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1843 Prepared as ordered, Madam. Enjoy! 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1844 We made sure it wasn't one of your relatives 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
1845 If he didn’t cheat on me, he would be dining with me. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1846 Well...hello lover!" Steve Barber, Sequim, Washingto 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1847 More potatoes, please. I’m eating for 300. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1848 This is our "Newly Single" special 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1849 The sex was "meh." This better be good! 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1850 For this evening’s entree, the head of your former lover. Normally, I would suggest a wine pairing, but since you are now expecting, I’ll defer. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
1851 But I wanted the ears and the tail! 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
1852 When you've had enough, say Uncle. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1853 Why is my husband always late for dinner? 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1854 Heads! You win. Rare, OK? 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1855 Ah, "La tete d'amour." Merci!! 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
1856 Picky as he was, I think he would have preferred more garnish. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1857 It's nice to have someone do this for me for a change. 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
1858 You're a very sexy girl Mrs. McMantis. This is the fifth time this week that you've brought in a new husband for dinner. Enjoy! 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1859 Madame, to celebrate your Consummé-tion... 1.2418 0.04776 91 70 20 1
1860 Oh no he is not DAVE i am sure and i were not drunk during foreplay . 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1861 Will this be on separate checks? 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
1862 Your sister send her regards. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1863 That'll teach him to cheat... 1.2418 0.05918 91 75 10 6
1864 I’ve been preying for this moment for a long time! 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1865 Your appetizer, Madame 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
1866 This way you don’t have to dine alone! 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
1867 Roasting was the right suggestion, you’re the best head waiter. 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
1868 This is from the gentleman at the bar. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
1869 ‘Revenge on a plate’, as you requested sir. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
1870 And he thought He was getting head 1.2414 0.05284 116 96 12 8
1871 The chef thinks you’ll find this course particularly satisfying. 1.2410 0.06320 83 69 8 6
1872 There anyone I know in there? 1.2410 0.06320 83 69 8 6
1873 This is my favorite family restaurant 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1874 He's never been more appealing ! 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
1875 I did that. And you’re serving it to me?!? Puu-lease? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1876 He has always been such. a good provider. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
1877 Irving? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1878 Compliments of your date. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1879 How did you know? I always get a head of myself! 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1880 Aah, the perfect end to a perfect date. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1881 In a manner of speaking; the climax. 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
1882 Hope he found it worth losing his head over! 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1883 Ok, Lady. I'll take it back. Don't bite my head off! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1884 Your Alfredo Garcia, Mr. Peckinpah 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1885 He's even more handsome than his Tinder photo. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
1886 Here you go ma'am. Your ex, Benedict. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1887 Who’s whose Daddy now, you horny old bastard? 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1888 Doesn't Madame agree that the guillotine is more humane? 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
1889 Just curious, but where did you source tonight's dinner? Asking for a friend. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1890 Your brother-in-law, madam. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1891 We tried to maintain the smile on his face. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1892 Served cold, as you requested. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1893 Tonight's specials focus on the theme is "Remembering your roots: Head edition." 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
1894 A serving of your lover that lost his head over you. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
1895 Frank! 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1896 Yes, it's locally sourced. He was our busboy last week. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1897 Oh, John! You’ve NEVER looked so delicious! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
1898 If I may say, an excellent pairing for your wine 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
1899 Dinner, yes: divorce, no. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
1900 Here's to hoping he is better the second time. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
1901 The entire mind set On a silver platter 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1902 Bon Appetit!! Did Madam enjoy the foreplay? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
1903 He lost his head over me. 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
1904 Oh no...never cooked, thank you. He must still be alive. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
1905 Here’s your beefcake Wellington. 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
1906 This is the best date I've ever been on. 1.2397 0.05119 121 100 13 8
1907 Your first course. The rest of your mate is in the stew. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1908 ...and for tonight's Succubus Special, your lover's head a la carte!" 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1909 It appears that your husband changed his mind and will be joining you for dinner. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1910 What made you think I was gay, Pierre? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1911 Your husband, as requested, medium-rare. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1912 Had no idea he would cook up so nicely when I mated him! 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1913 He hopes you have a safe pregnancy 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1914 You prepared him well! Complements to the chief. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1915 Mort looks just like himself. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1916 I think revenge served cold is overrated. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1917 Fresh today, but you already knew that. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1918 All she ever wanted from Larry was a little head. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1919 Ah! My preying man, this…! 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1920 HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S ONLY SLEEPING! 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1921 Your husband's last words were bon appetit. 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
1922 When I said I would have his head on a platter, I was only speaking metaphorically. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1923 Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1924 The croque monsieur you ordered. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1925 We are celebrating our third date! 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1926 Salomantis 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
1927 Complements of your husband. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
1928 Your date arrived early. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
1929 If this one isn't to your liking, you may chose from the seven remaining in the duffle bag. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
1930 Your former lover, Madame. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
1931 Today’s special، your main Ex-course.Bon Appétit! 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
1932 And for Madame, the honermooners' special 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
1933 Well done,as usual Madam 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
1934 If madame cannot finish all the courses, may I suggest a body bag? 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
1935 Wonderful, I’m famished. It’s been a busy afternoon. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1936 Wait. We were supposed to have sex first. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1937 I bet he’ll think twice the next time he tries to mate with me!!” 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1938 And may I say congratulations on your conception. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1939 This next course is to die for. But then again, so are you. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1940 It’s locally sourced 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1941 I pray this meets your standards. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
1942 Tonight’s two-for-one special. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1943 So, you're the head waiter! 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1944 Condolences of the chef. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1945 Madam Mantis, your husband. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1946 He thought it was worth it getting laid. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
1947 guess the divorce didn't go as planned 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1948 Nope! That's too well done! 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1949 I have always wanted to pick their brain 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1950 May I present your late husband's favorite dish? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
1951 Voila; the chef's deconstructed mantis with potato foam droplets and nano-greens. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
1952 Your dinner date just arrived. 1.2381 0.05332 105 86 13 6
1953 I did not say Ye,I said yes. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1954 It’s a coin toss! 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1955 You know what they say, two heads are better than 1 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
1956 Vanity with a side of perspective. 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
1957 Will the rest of your husband be joining you? 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1958 I’ll need a “doggie bag” to take home to his kids 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1959 You sure have a knack for attracting these one night stands 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1960 I asked for my mate served medium well, not medium rare. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
1961 That concludes our instant pot demonstration, which I'd like to point out is a handy appliance for the newly single. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
1962 I assume you'll be taking care of the check instead of Mr. Mantis. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
1963 Congratulations, Madam. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
1964 Best wishes on your wedding day! 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
1965 Oh, that’s perfect! Just put the rest in a doggy bag! 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
1966 I thought this came with wings on the side. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
1967 Perfect, could I also get a side of flies? 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
1968 Your braised worthless bastard, madam. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
1969 Madame, just the way you like it with a hint of coriander. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1970 Thank you, Sal. I really thought he was my forever-mantis, but he just couldn’t put the seat down. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1971 The chef has assured it is your ex. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1972 The chef sends his congratulations on your successful pregnancy. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1973 Bedroom-to-table dining 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1974 This one did not look like his profile picture. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1975 I think you'll find it far preferable to a cigarette. 1.2368 0.05183 114 94 13 7
1976 Mmmmm. Alfredo Garcia alfredo 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
1977 Oh, he was so sweet! 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
1978 Phyllis wondered if Harold would be as good on the table as he was in bed. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1979 As ordered ma'am, your husband, well done in. 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
1980 kanbilism 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
1981 Girl's night! 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
1982 Swarm to table. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
1983 It was love at first bite. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
1984 Only the best for our repeat customers, Madame. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
1985 Now that's what I call a hot date 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1986 I hear he spoke very fondly of you. Bon appetit. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1987 Mr. and Mrs. Mantis try an upscale restaurant for date night. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1988 Your dining companion has arrived. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1989 Et voila - Dîner de famille. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1990 Voila, one Afterglow Special for mademoiselle. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
1991 Your husband is ready for dinner madam. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
1992 Don't mind if I do. 1.2360 0.04526 89 68 21 0
1993 He promised me romance and a good meal... 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
1994 The appetizer was just foreplay to giving you... 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
1995 Your copain etouffee madam. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
1996 Harold wasn’t the ideal romantic companion for Shirley. But in the end, she figured out how to make the relationship work for her. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
1997 Your ex, madame, medium rare. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
1998 Way to get ahead! 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
1999 No caption! 1.2360 0.05984 89 74 9 6
2000 Is it fresh or is it frozen? 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2001 Congratulations on the new family. 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
2002 He's never looked so delectible! 1.2358 0.04354 106 82 23 1
2003 Madame, congratulations may be in order. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
2004 Your mating dance was delightful madam, and I hope your entrée is also. 1.2358 0.04483 123 98 21 4
2005 Allow me to present you madam, the head of your new family 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2006 Um, I said “Dinner Special” not, “Donner Special” 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2007 And after the amuse bouche, there will be the egg course. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2008 Will your husband be joining you? 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2009 He was a great date 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2010 Perhaps madam would care to accompany her mate with a nice pinot grisly? 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2011 You give some, you get some. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2012 Ohhhh, Jeeves, I'd like a cigarette first. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2013 For better or for worst” 1.2353 0.06183 85 71 8 6
2014 The gentleman at the other table sends this with his complements. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2015 I loved him as a mate and I love him on my plate! 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2016 Here is the dish you preyed for. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2017 Fly’s time 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
2018 And he picked up the check already. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2019 Ah, Monsieur. It is excellent with the vintage you ordered. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
2020 I asked for a dish that was 'tender,' not 'Tinder.' 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2021 A la carte, Madam 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2022 Alpha females know how to get a head in life. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2023 Kevin looks so peaceful…tasty, but peaceful 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2024 You said this was a meatless entree! 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
2025 That reminds me of George. Something about the eyes... 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2026 Bon appetit along with my condolences. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2027 Sigh…another positive test and another 80 eggs I have to raise alone 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2028 Ah yes,Vladimir I knew him well !! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2029 Revenge is a dish best served cold! 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2030 Such a fabulous lover, you deserve haute cuisine treatment. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2031 Monsieur, you assume so much! 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2032 Madam is eating for two hundred now. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2033 Love is always better the second time around. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2034 The settlement specifically included the thorax. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2035 Yes, please take it off the exoskeleton. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2036 Our dinner date didn’t work out, so this is just desserts. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2037 Seconds? 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2038 Compliments of the real mother for your surrogate services! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2039 Madam, your final course for this evening. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2040 Ah, the post-coitus special ... love it. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2041 You ordered your enemy's head on a platter. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2042 You just don’t get it, do you? I’m an aliveist — I only eat it while it’s still alive. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2043 How about a head start? 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2044 Will the rest of your husband be joining you, Madam? 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2045 The chef hopes you enjoy the meal with your husband. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
2046 The only way I'll swallow my husband 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
2047 Oh dear, I fear his eyes are bigger than my stomach. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2048 AMUSE BOUCHE 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
2049 Your "Honeymoon Special" , Madam. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2050 Does Madame wish to say grace first? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2051 he liked head 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2052 You know what they say about revenge. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2053 No, no, I wanted my current husband's head, this is my first husband's head. Send it back. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2054 You said you wanted to sit at the head table, sir. This is the head! 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2055 Why is it cooked? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2056 Mademoiselle, your superorder: Dictyopteran Pot-au-Feu. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2057 Why aren't they moving? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2058 His last words were, 'Was it good for you, too?' 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2059 I'm so glad I ordered ahead. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2060 He wanted you to have it 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2061 The father of your children. Bon appetite! 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2062 This will likely get you blocked on your dating site 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2063 I think I'm in the wrong cartoon. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2064 As requested, madam, your usual family special. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2065 Al Dente, madame 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2066 Did you think "you are what you eat" was just a saying? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2067 Would a Donner Party joke be in bad taste? 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2068 He had such unrealistic expectations for the reconciliation. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2069 Would you like to add freshly ground pepper, Madame? 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2070 Thank you for staying at our bed and breakfast.” 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2071 Ain't love grand? 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
2072 The chef's head on a platter, as you requested. 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
2073 Happy Father’s Day ! 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2074 I hope it’s al dente. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2075 Your lover said to start without him. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2076 On a silver platter, as per your request. 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
2077 Your prayer is answered, Madam. 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2078 There is risk that you maybe getting ahead of yourself. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2079 Am I that predictable? 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2080 He finally brought something to the table. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2081 Madame, your date arrived. 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2082 Do you have any Tabasco? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2083 Your honeymoon is over. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2084 Not you again? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2085 I warned him not to cross me. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
2086 Thanks for closing his eyes, Luigi. It's like he's looking at me the whole time, you know? 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
2087 No - I ordered the tail 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
2088 Insects are all the rage now. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2089 Mademoiselle, You are the first to enjoy our "you catch, we cook" special. Bon Appetite. 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
2090 No, I won't eat that. I didn't have sex with him. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2091 We’re out of grass-fed beef, so here’s beef-fed grasshopper. 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
2092 It's a little hot headed. 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
2093 I thought he was inviting me out to dinner, not to be dinner. 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
2094 You must have been good--he still has a smile on his face! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2095 You know chef, since you came along, you’ve brought so much flavor to my love life. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2096 Voila! I believe you've met. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2097 The fresher they get, the better I eat! 1.2317 0.04688 82 63 19 0
2098 His last request was to ask if it was good for you. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2099 Here's lookin' at you kid! 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2100 Al dente, as you requested, ma'am. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2101 That's not my husband... he was just the cute yard guy... 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2102 Well it’s about time you showed up! We have 400 babies to raise! 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2103 Care for a tête-à-tête delight, Sir? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2104 Sometimes we crave the familiar. 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
2105 As you requested, revenge served piping hot. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2106 I’ve been waiting for this since the day he signed the prenup! 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2107 He's still so charming. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2108 I've been told that I am what I eat. 1.2316 0.04601 95 74 20 1
2109 I'm always so hungry after. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2110 The visible sense of betrayal in the eyes is where you get all the flavor 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2111 Love can make us lose our heads sometimes. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2112 served at room temperature after mating as you requested 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
2113 And may I add, Ma'am, Congratulations on your divorce. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2114 Wait, I haven't prayed. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2115 That looks a lot like my ex. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2116 Revenge is a dish best served gourmet. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
2117 Well, this is awkward as that’s my husband. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2118 We’re out of the Alfredo Garcia. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2119 Yummm...home cooking! 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2120 Madam, his lower body is being prepared for desert 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2121 Oh, yeah! He's hot! 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2122 My last lover!…he did give good head. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
2123 Eat Pray Love 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
2124 I just love when a dinner is served by the head waiter. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
2125 So - honestly- without obscenity - what is it? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2126 An ingenious way to never dine alone, Madam. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2127 As you requested, his liver is also served with some fava beans and a nice chianti. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2128 Your mate on a plate as you ordered, madam" 1.2308 0.04441 91 70 21 0
2129 Alas, poor Yorick, I loved him. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
2130 Your Roast Zelenskyy Mr. Putin. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2131 Yup, that’s him alright 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
2132 Your grilled boyfriend Ma'am. 1.2308 0.04801 78 60 18 0
2133 I see that tonight is a special occasion. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2134 Madam, after your main course, may I suggest our delicious pickle, banana, and ice cream souffle dessert. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2135 Was it good for you? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2136 I was wondering when my date will arrive. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2137 Honey! 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2138 Quit kidding around and get back in your seat Lenny, I’m starving and want to order. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2139 I ordered the "praying" man - 'tis this it? 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
2140 Do you, Miss Mantis, take this man… 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2141 And here is Madame’s freshly prepared Stu. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
2142 The Divorcee Special. 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
2143 Chef's special - your mate's head on a silver platter. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2144 Madame, your husband said he’d be running late. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
2145 We give good head. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2146 I believe this is the mate you ordered. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2147 Fresh off the thorax. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2148 I ordered him rare. This looks medium rare. 1.2299 0.04537 87 67 20 0
2149 Sooo…that swinging door wasn’t the men’s room? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2150 I know this is a family restaurant, but this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2151 Don’t worry, it’s 100% grass-fed. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2152 Sometimes revenge is best served hot. 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
2153 Your honeymoon dinner madame. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2154 i'm so glad I saved the head till last. Doesn't he look peaceful? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2155 Ah ... the rewards of sexual conquest. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2156 And now, for the spouse de résistance! 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2157 Sure, the chef specializes in game. But the mating game? 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2158 Et voila! The Spouse Special! 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2159 We let him finish his cigarette first. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2160 Ton mari au jus, Madame. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2161 I need a spoon! 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2162 I pray it's just the way you like it, Madame--on a platter. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2163 I hope you enjoy your date. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2164 I can’t say I’m surprised he came so quickly. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2165 It appears your prayers have been answered. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2166 Yummy! Looks good enough to…oops. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2167 Ah! The father of my child at last. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2168 Your spouse de jour 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2169 Your love entree. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2170 Tete du petit ami, madam. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2171 He said to tell you that you were the love of his life. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
2172 I always told him I wasn't after his body and that I wouldn't eat him alive.... 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
2173 Your side dish is now your main course. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2174 Would Madam like to meat her date? 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2175 Leftovers???? 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2176 You will recognize tonight’s offering from our “Special Pairings” menu. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2177 Would you like to stay ahead in the mating game 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2178 Madame always enquires whether her mates are available for dinner. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2179 Most people request a cigarette. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2180 Seems redundant actually. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2181 Gross! There’s potatoes on here. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2182 It’s our Eat, Love, Praying Mantis special! 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2183 Your male, Mamdame. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2184 I said, "more bread!" 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2185 Actually, I ordered the pike. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2186 He wasn't all that special, really, in spite of your description. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2187 May he please you one more time. Filet of soulmate. 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
2188 I wasn't ordering I simply said I was here ahead of time. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2189 And for you, madame, the monsieur. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2190 Your mate, medium rare, as you prefer them, Madame. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2191 He died happy, I presume? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2192 But he didn't sleep with me. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
2193 Whatever your issues, he ended up being a good provider.” 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
2194 First, let us pray 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2195 Herbie was such a considerate lover 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2196 Always good to see a familiar face!! 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
2197 And here we have tonight's special at $60 a head... 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2198 Thank you for removing the bones. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2199 Our anniversary special - enjoy! 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2200 Oh my god, it’s the father of my children. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2201 I always thought “You are what you eat” was just an expression. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2202 His last request was to wish you bon appétit. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2203 I'm sorry we didn't have a table for two, but I hope you will find this a satisfactory solution. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2204 Oh, I love it! 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2205 Gerald L’Orange 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2206 Alas, poor Yorick. You cooked him well. 1.2278 0.06483 79 67 6 6
2207 Oui Madame, you are what you eat! 1.2277 0.04423 101 79 21 1
2208 So I guess it's true, I eat what I am. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2209 But Sir…that’s not him 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2210 This feels right. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2211 Pray enjoy his tete de mantis, Madam. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2212 With compliments from the gentleman at the bar with the pointy neck. 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
2213 Here is the head you bit off your mate during mating sex, madame, grilled to a delicious medium rare, as you requested. Bon appetit! 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2214 Treat or threat? 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2215 Manny I hardly knew ye!” 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2216 Your Mantis Mate Melange, Madam. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2217 And I didn't even have to dance for it 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
2218 Here you are, Madame, compliments of the gentleman who was seated in the corner. 1.2273 0.06203 88 75 6 7
2219 As you requested, your mate on a silver platter 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
2220 Shall we pray? 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2221 He's even more handsome like this! 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2222 Thank you, yes that's my husband. 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
2223 I thought he'd be taller 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2224 Your husband on a silver platter. I hope your final moments were pleasurable. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2225 He’s been 86’d, ma’am. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2226 Alas poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio. 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2227 I said I'll start with the bread. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2228 Don't screw with me. 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
2229 your sautéed suitor as usual, madam 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2230 I knew my husband would look more appealing on a platter! 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2231 Well , I guess this is cheaper than a divorce . 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
2232 Freddy! I wonder what ever happened to you 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2233 You will be dining alone again, madame? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2234 I suppose the rest of him will wind up as Monday's special. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2235 We may not look alike, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2236 Ah, my husband finally arrived! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2237 Ah, just the way I like it, no body. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2238 Now I understand why you requested a table for one. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2239 Your husband, Madame, a la meunière. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2240 One head served medium rare and endangered Ma'am. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2241 Mam, your Lovers Special is served 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2242 Could I also order a side of fava beans and a nice Chianti? 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
2243 I asked for rare. He was clearly just average. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2244 All my men end up the same way! 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2245 Our Mother's Day Special 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2246 Husband Bolognese, Madame. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2247 Shall I assume your husband won't be dining with us? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2248 Thanks for ordering ahead! I assume your date won't be joining you? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2249 I offered him a prenup but he refused 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2250 I told him one more time and I would have his head on a platter 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2251 I was wondering why he never called me back. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2252 Was madam satisfied by the entree? 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
2253 The "Honeymoon Special", madame. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2254 Yes, Ma’am; it is certified wild caught and humanely harvested. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2255 Satiated then poached, as usual, Madame. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2256 That’s why I made the reservation for one. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2257 Where are the good old days when you got to know them before. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2258 ''Your husband's head lightly braised wth a trio of spring vegetables. Enjoy.' 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
2259 Your latest lover-hopper, Madam. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2260 Your ex recommended washing him down with a 2019 Chablis. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2261 Your mate, Madame, severed by you, served without the body, as you like it. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2262 Actually madame, I am not the head waiter. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2263 Monsieur Mantis made it in time for dinner tonight. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2264 Do I look like a black widow to you? 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
2265 The chef would like to see you after. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2266 I think this outdoes the black widow spider. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2267 He did me once. Once. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
2268 Oh and he did get the check first 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2269 I’d like to say grace first! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2270 He left a note: 'Next time let's have sex after dinner.' 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2271 I was wondering where that got to. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2272 Our romantic special! 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2273 As per your prenup, madam. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2274 In keeping with tradition,may we present the first course for your private pleasure. The rest of the wedding party and your husband will arrive shortly. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2275 Divine retribution en place 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2276 Just as your ordered, ma’am. Enjoy! 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2277 Who doesn't like a little head. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2278 For you, Madam, the newlywed special. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2279 Your Tinder Profile requested she be "hot" . 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2280 Oh, please, I came here to have something I can't do for myself! 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
2281 Ugh he’d kill me for pairing with white 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2282 He only had eyes for you. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2283 Bon Appetit. Thanks for choosing our restaurant for your anniversary celebration. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2284 The chef followed an old family recipe. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
2285 There he is! 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
2286 My husband always had great taste. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2287 Getting head. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2288 I meant grass fed. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2289 We vegetarians will put up with a lot; but I am not going to eat that! 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2290 Your main course will be accompanied by an exquisite lack of bickering 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2291 I can’t eat another bite. Seems my eyes are bigger than my stomach. 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
2292 Sorry for the wait. Thanks for ordering ahead. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
2293 Al Dente as you prefer, madame. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2294 Trust madam finds the meal satisfactory 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2295 That’s fly…. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2296 Well at least I wasn't stood up 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2297 He did say he'd die for this meal. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2298 Yes madame, all of our mates are grass-fed. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2299 He was a fine man, Madame. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
2300 I knew it was love at first sight 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2301 Madam,your husband sends his best 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2302 Head! Marvellous. I usually only get this on my birthday. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2303 Beware the Ides of Munch! 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2304 Voila! His head on a platter,Madsme. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2305 It’s your husband 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2306 Presenting husband à la mode - all of the flavour and none of the committment. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2307 This better be more pleasing than our first encounter. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2308 Your Ladies' Night Special, and the chef sends her regards. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2309 Your husband is finally ready. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2310 May I speak to the head chef please? 1.2235 0.04546 85 66 19 0
2311 It was good while it lasted Larry. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2312 He looks just as good as he did the day we met. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2313 Try to finish up before the Health Department arrives. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2314 You loved it once. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2315 I ordered a head of lettuce, but I suppose I could give this a try. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2316 Never has an ex-lover been so well prepared. 1.2234 0.05691 94 79 9 6
2317 Oh, this is such a romantic dinner! 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2318 Just what I was praying for. 1.2234 0.05691 94 79 9 6
2319 Of course, you already knew he was a tasty treat. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2320 Well as they say, "You are what you eat!" "Oh of course, I told him that he was coming with me to dinner but I didn't want to say what was on the menu~I wanted it to be a surprise." 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2321 Finally, he wrote me a funny caption. 1.2234 0.05691 94 79 9 6
2322 Grass-fed, as usual, Mr. Hopper. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2323 Your date has arrived madam… Well done. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2324 Your husband Mrs. M, medium rare! 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2325 It’ll only cost YOU an arm and a leg. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2326 And for the main course, your husband! 1.2233 0.04348 103 81 21 1
2327 Madam, your dinner guest in served...... 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2328 I hope His head is better today... 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2329 I knew him well. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2330 Yum! Just what I was praying for. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2331 Voilà, la tête tatin. 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
2332 The appetizer looks perfect. And he said I would never have him for dinner! 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2333 Madam, you’re husband is served. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2334 Oh, I remember this dish so fondly! 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2335 LOVE! EAT! PREY! (Memoir of a praying mantis) 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2336 Oh good, I was craving a little head. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2337 I am praying, man, ‘tis good. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2338 Nonsense. Everybody likes a little head. 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
2339 Have they taken over? 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2340 For you, Madame. Divorce ala mantis. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2341 Who says if you have sex on the 1st date, you don't get a 2nd? 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2342 Just what you ordered, Miss Salome. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2343 It's our post-coital special... 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2344 Ohhh, he looks gorgeous. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2345 The fool! I told him to take me to dinner first and he did it! 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2346 The Honeymoon Special for madame. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2347 As per nature’s pre-nuptial contract, Madam, tonight’s special: ‘Hey, hey, hey, you took your chances!’’ 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2348 In this case, revenge is a dish best served warm." 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2349 The chef was pleased with your excellent choice. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
2350 that is not my husbands head 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2351 Tables for two in The New Yorker gave it a rave review! 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2352 I recommend a full-bodied wine 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2353 Your date just as you ordered. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
2354 Hubbie, never looked so good. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2355 Here’s your super fresh meal. Was just cooked shortly before you got here! 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2356 As ordered, lightly steamed. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2357 Sir,in the future it is not necessary to make a reservation for two if you will be eating a family member. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2358 My husband has finally proved useful 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2359 Ahh, on time at last! 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2360 I’ve only ever had one …prepared that way. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2361 With Mr. Serling's Compliments. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2362 As requested, your ex-husbands head served on a platter. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2363 Tlhe baby will be beautiful. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2364 His head came out extremely tender this time. Your children should be proud. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2365 And since you’re eating alone, no doubt you realize this was locally sourced. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2366 I won't be needing a box. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2367 What?!I said Tender not Tinder.. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2368 Let's hope this is more satisfying 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2369 "It took our chef a while to remove the smile, Madame. Enjoy!" 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2370 Monsieur, Voici votre repas cannibalistique...bon appetit... 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2371 Dearest Arnold, I will always remember our wedding feast. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2372 Hmmm I’ve never had one prepared like this. Do you have any dipping sauce? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2373 From the south side of the garden, before the rains. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
2374 my cousin was such a hothead 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2375 Enjoy your Mate's Head. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2376 Our Fresh, French Guillotine Yard Special! 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
2377 He picked up the tab 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2378 Tastes just like a mosquito. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2379 You Eat What You Are 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2380 I demand to see the chef! There's been a mistake! That's not my husband. That's somebody else. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
2381 Wait! I didn't order him, I ordered my mother-in-law! 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2382 Mantee always did have a flair for the dramatic entrance. 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
2383 Happy wife,happy life. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
2384 Roasted Boyfriend's Head a l'orange. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2385 Compliments from the gentleman on the plate." 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2386 I know you are what you eat, but this is ridiculous. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2387 Et Voila, Madame… one Honeymoon Special! 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
2388 For once, I'm the one who gets some head! 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
2389 Your daily "his head on a platter" special for Your Highness 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
2390 OH, Darling, you look just yummy. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2391 The chef hopes it's to your li-kin'. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2392 The whole thing left me largely unsatisfied I’m afraid. Send it back. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2393 I already had two of those for breakfast 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2394 And it is of corse gluten-free, for the discerning cannibal. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2395 As you requested madam: cannibal bourguignon au vin. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2396 He begged me to show you his good side. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2397 Gives a new meaning to tête-à-tête, doesn’t it Madame. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2398 Just as you specified, Sir, on a silver platter. Would you like a side of revenge? 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2399 His mistress sends her regards. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2400 This happens every time I mate. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2401 Your husband, Madam. Your prayers have been answered. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2402 Wanda was always a sucker for bedroom eyes au jus. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2403 La ‘tête de consort’, Madame 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2404 I’m sorry darling, I can’t with Frank tonight. He always ate too much garlic. Could you give me mate #4, Andrei, please? 1.2208 0.06303 77 65 7 5
2405 I know that revenge is best served cold, but tonight I'll make an exception. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2406 We’ll always have Paris. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2407 It's so great to dine out maskless, I've lost my head. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2408 Your party, Madam. Shall I box the remains? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2409 This cartoon is in need of a serious wake up call.” 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2410 I think you’re getting a head of yourself. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
2411 No, it's not my ex, but thanks for asking. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
2412 He's ready for round 2 already? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2413 Some clients fail to comprehend the value of a respectful gratuity. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2414 We pray you find it to your satisfaction." 1.2198 0.04365 91 71 20 0
2415 Your Ex, Madam 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2416 Think if it as doing your part to decrease the surplus population. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2417 I shouldn’t have said I didn’t like him… 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2418 May I present, piece de resistance, Plate a la Mate. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2419 Bachelor #12 was over-anxious and got ahead of himself. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2420 I hope you love it. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2421 Can you bring some hot sauce, please”? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2422 Dinner and a movie, a date and then dinner again, I see.... 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2423 Would you like his legs and body as a side? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2424 May I present Monsieur for Madam 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2425 He turned into a real hot head when he realized life wasn’t a picnic. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2426 Your mate-to-table entrée, madame. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2427 Your husband said to start without him. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2428 In addition to our bill, there’ll be a two hundred dollar fine! 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2429 Et voila, Madam Salome. The head of John the Mantis. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2430 This is from the gentleman at the end of the bar 1.2195 0.06262 82 70 6 6
2431 Would madam also like to see the after-dinner mates? 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
2432 You wished for your ex's head on a platter and here it is. Enjoy. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2433 Have you met Mr. Jones? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2434 May I offer you a side of pickles and ice cream?? 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2435 Just a hint of orange oil. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2436 And for you final course, bachelor number 3... 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
2437 Hot and steamy! Just how I like it! 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
2438 May he be more satisfying, now. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2439 We're happy to serve you. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2440 Revenge is sweet - and savory. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2441 Head's up, M'lady, I pray this is to your satisfaction. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2442 Do you want fries with this? 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2443 Will my husband be joining me? Funny story. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2444 Can I get fries with that? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2445 Ah! The best part of being pregnant. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2446 He was a good lover. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2447 May I suggest,Madam,that you take your time. Don’t get ahead of yourself. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2448 My ex-husband's head on a platter? Looks like my prayers have been answered! 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2449 Looks familiar. I won’t be needing the knife and fork. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2450 Thought you might not be done with him yet. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2451 wow I just swiped left 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2452 Your husband has joined you as dinner,Madam! 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2453 Your donor is served madame. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2454 I trust the pre-meal sex was satisfactory? 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2455 Monsieur, por vous, la hedda hopper. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2456 I did not say head, I said Head Cheese ! 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2457 Oh my God yes, yes, a thousand times yes! 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2458 I'll pass. I was praying for the thorax. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2459 We were married two great years. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2460 The Salome Special Madame. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2461 Look what all the praying got you! 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2462 Your date is ready for you, ma'am. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2463 Though I have seen my head (grown slightly ‘sprawled’) brought in upon a platter…” -The Love Song of J. Alfred Grasshop 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2464 Would you like a head start on your appetizer? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
2465 His last words were ‘ Totally worth it’ Madam. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2466 May I offer you this appetizer while you wait for your children to arrive? 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2467 Walter? 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2468 It’s our ‘Widow’s Special’, a house favorite. 1.2184 0.05991 87 74 7 6
2469 Larry?! 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2470 The post-coital male mantis is especially delectable this evening,Sir. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2471 As requested Madam,your lovers head. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2472 He broiled much better than your first four 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2473 Anything to reduce my carbon footprint. 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
2474 I don’t mind, he was my ex anyway. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2475 As requested Sir, a family recipe. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2476 That came sooner than expected! 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2477 I misunderstood tête-à-tête 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2478 Madam, here is your dinner as you requested. By the way, there are some officers here from the Vice Squad who would like to have a word with you. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2479 ... complaints of the chef. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2480 Ah, just the way I like them. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
2481 Voila! Congratulations on consummating your relationship. Here's your mate. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2482 Compliments of the gentleman at the end of the bar. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2483 Farm raised or wild? 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2484 Your husband, Madam. The rest of the carcass is in a courtesy bag. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2485 I believe you know this dish very well, sir. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2486 I can see myself eating that. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2487 Your postcoital meal ma'am, prepared as you like. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2488 I wondered why my date has not returned from the restroom. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2489 Consummatehead 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2490 Tete d’homme, rare! 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2491 Post coital paying mantis, madame. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2492 Your husband, Madame...just as you like him! 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2493 I still prefer my men al dente 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
2494 Please. Prayer first... 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2495 Can you remove the feelers - they always freak me out” 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2496 Your date, ma'am. But the check will still be for two. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2497 My cousin Larry,never smelled so good. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
2498 it's been a pleasure serving You 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2499 Let's see who is this... 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2500 Its so much easier for a praying mantis to come here and just skip the whole mating thing. Now, what do you have for a full bodied red?” 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2501 Ah, yes, he always was a good provider. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2502 From the gentleman at the other table. 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
2503 Bon appétit! Zat enticement from ze neighboring table. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2504 Dinner, Madame, a la John Baptist 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2505 Congratulations, Madam. Another successful date. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2506 Fresh? The chef bit it off herself this morning. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2507 Would you say it pairs well with a chardonnay? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2508 and here's your mantis in flagrante sauce. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2509 Waiter! I said I would be dining WITH my mate. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2510 Your Husband on a side of wild greens. Boun appetito! 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2511 Your husband ordered ahead... 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2512 I don’t know what I was thinking. Usually I only go to fancy restaurants for things I can’t get at home. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2513 I asked for it well done. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2514 They say we're an excellent source of protein. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2515 As you ordered, Friends with Benefits Almondine. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
2516 And would you like a cigarette with that? 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2517 i prey thats not real 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2518 Your date has arrived madam 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2519 désert chaud 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2520 As requested madame, your husband, sautéed 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2521 Your mate, Madam. Will you be saying grace? 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2522 I think I’ve just decided to go vegan. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2523 Fresh from the marriage stick, madame 1.2165 0.05528 97 82 9 6
2524 Too bad you have to put out to get dinner. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2525 Your tête-à-tête, Miss Mantis. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2526 No means NO, Roy! 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2527 Might I suggest for dessert, some head cheese? 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2528 I don't eat relatives 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2529 oh, well, just another protein- 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2530 That’s exactly what I’ve been preying for. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2531 Your third husband, as requested. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2532 Our chef's special presentation of your husband's head, madam. And may I offer our congratulations on your pregnancy? 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2533 Yes, Ma'am. He's the answer to your prayers. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2534 Our special tonight: Tête-à-tête. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2535 Oh Lord, give us this day our daily head. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2536 Is that Tom or Harry? 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2537 I never did like my kids! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2538 Tonight's special: Head of Mate on a Plate 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2539 Just as handsome as the day we met. 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
2540 Per your request, the legs and wings will be placed in a doggie bag. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2541 Head over heels, just as you ordered it. 1.2159 0.04411 88 69 19 0
2542 This is highly recommended . ‘John the Baptist’ Rating: 97+! 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2543 You know how they say, keep your friends close and your enemies closer! Well you can’t keep them any closer then this! 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2544 A bit forward for a first date don't you think? 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2545 We cooked him "a point" just as you requested, Madam. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
2546 Madame,here is the head of your family with scalloped potatoes on the side. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2547 mmmm, sooo gooood to see you again, my dear 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2548 I want a divorce! I've decided to quit while I'm a head. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2549 And just like that, Stephen King discovers the ending for Secret Window. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2550 What did he expect? He suffered from ED! 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2551 It's the table-for-one special. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2552 We pray this meets your approval. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2553 Too bad he didn’t pay more attention in sex ed. 1.2159 0.05703 88 74 9 5
2554 Yes, it's well done, as usual. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2555 Your plat de résistance, madame. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2556 Compliments of the chef: a grass-finished, sustainably-harvested capsule with a post-coital reduction. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2557 Your dinner date. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2558 But waiter, doesn't this main course come with sides? 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
2559 Wednesday's Leftover Special 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2560 Your Ladies' Luncheon Diet Special. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2561 Waiter, that does not look like lettuce to me 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
2562 Third dates are the best. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
2563 Ms. Mantis, Hope we got your order correctly the time! 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
2564 Voila. And, will the gentleman be rejoining you? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2565 Revenge is usually best served cold, but the chef hopes you like his twist on this classic.” 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2566 Your date asked that I present them in a fancy manner. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2567 Something special for the mother-to-be. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2568 Here's your post intercourse delicacy madame. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2569 I believe you'll find it delicious, relatively speaking. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2570 Tete de mari, rare, Madame. Just as you ordered. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2571 Breakfast after the wedding night. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2572 I said I’d like head cheese, not a head, please! 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2573 I'll have what she's having. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2574 It would appear your husband will be joining you. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2575 Ahh, mate on a plate! 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2576 Head o'Mate,Madame? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2577 Revenge, served cold. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2578 Took you long enough but - finally - my ex's head on a plate. 1.2152 0.04653 79 62 17 0
2579 I guess I'm a carnivore. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2580 While I am unaccustomed to eating one of my own,the presentation is lovely. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2581 You got the last one. Well, second last. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2582 And for Madam, the Mantis Tete sans Corps. Again...... 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2583 I'm sorry, I'm so stuffed I just can't look at desert. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2584 It's delectable, and doesn't cost an arm and a leg. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2585 If I may, your taste in men is superb 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2586 We thought we'd save you some time.. 1.2150 0.05148 107 90 11 6
2587 Your late husband, Ma'am. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2588 NO!!! I said, "bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia!" 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2589 We haven’t said grace yet. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2590 Thank you for waiting for your date to arrive. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2591 I can not eat my own self! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2592 You’ve mixed up my order! —that is NOT the gentlemantis I came in with! 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2593 I knew my husband. He enjoyed it. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2594 Oh my. Jim? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
2595 Le Ménopause 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
2596 Eating well without having to have sex first - it's a perfect life! 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2597 At least this way I can avoid conversation AND a doggy bag. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2598 Also, the chef sends his congratulations on the occasion of the happy news. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2599 My first love! 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
2600 I am pleased to serve your former mate. Lightly steamed with a lemon-caper sauce. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2601 Your date called to say eat a head without her. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2602 Oooh, my ex-husband! Perfect 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2603 "Madam, we have prepared a delightful meal that I believe is an answer to your prayer." 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2604 All of our desserts are a head above the rest. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2605 Tonight's special, from our 'head' chef. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2606 He looks tastier than last night. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2607 Prey tell, is that Joe? 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2608 Your husband, as ordered! 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2609 This way, Madame, you can skip the whole dating ordeal. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2610 I hope the sex was worth it ma’am 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
2611 Here you are. There's nothing like a post-coital snack is there? 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2612 His last words were, "At least I didn't die a virgin." 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2613 Sir, your hot date. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2614 Compliments of your husband, who wishes you a happy anniversary--and bon appétit! 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2615 Here is your M'iseur, with root vegetables and roasted potatoes. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2616 He looks so delicious and peaceful. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2617 Madame, zee boyfriend du jour. 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
2618 The chef's specialty, madam. Revenge, served cold. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2619 I hope the meal is better than the sex. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2620 Plus ça change, plus que c’est la même chose. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2621 Thank you for ordering ahead 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2622 Mating season left her with a heady feeling. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2623 It appears your date has ghosted you. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2624 We had a complicated relationship. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2625 He already paid the bill Madam. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2626 dinner for one sir 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2627 I don't know how I'll fit him in, HIS eyes are bigger than MY stomach! 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2628 He had the poor taste to consider himself the head of the family. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2629 I usually eat them raw. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2630 Yes, it’s locally sourced…why do you ask? 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
2631 We pride ourselves on being a welcoming spot for family dining. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2632 As in years past Madame’s late husband’s remaining remains have already been doggy bagged for your take-home convenience. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2633 The gentlemantis said this is his last attempt to win your love. Then he disappeared. 1.2130 0.04931 108 90 13 5
2634 I think that’s the wrong order my ex husband was way smaller than that. 1.2130 0.04931 108 90 13 5
2635 He's all yours. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2636 Yum,the one that got away! 1.2128 0.04244 94 74 20 0
2637 Don't worry about it, he's the special. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2638 Since we are the cosmic joke in the universe, we kill our own..at least we can recycle. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2639 And mantis for the ladytis 1.2128 0.05634 94 80 8 6
2640 Smells…interesting. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2641 This is better than sex. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2642 This evening's date. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2643 He decided to cut to the chase. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2644 It has a flavorful body, but you knew that. 1.2128 0.04244 94 74 20 0
2645 You're husband won't be joining you for dinner 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2646 This looks positively wonderful, what happened before, not so much. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2647 You and your ex finally see eye-to-eye, but unfortunately your relationship has hit a dead end. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2648 What I said was: "I wanted his head not to CHATTER, although his head on a PLATTER seems to have solved THAT, too!" 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2649 I told him that #Me too was a real thing. 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
2650 Head cheese for your tête à tête. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2651 As you requested, the appetizer portion 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2652 Voila, your latest mating victim. Bon appetit! 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2653 We are out of grass. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2654 Your other half will arrive shortly 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2655 I’ve heard it tastes like chicken. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2656 Today’s special, the chef’s surprise. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2657 As ordered - your mother-in-law's head on a silver platter, Sir. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2658 With the head chef's compliments, madam! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2659 The mating season special 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
2660 How delicious! My husband! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2661 And then he said, 'You didn't have to bite my head off." 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2662 Shall I remove the exoskeleton? 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2663 I ordered ahead. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2664 The struggles of being an Australian Mantis: “I’d like to eat, mate” 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2665 Head of husband ala delight! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2666 It is the speciality of our head chef. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2667 Will you be installing tinder again, miss? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2668 Just giving you a heads up!! 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2669 Two heads can be better than one, if you don't eat it. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2670 You too, dear. 1.2121 0.05424 99 84 9 6
2671 It's our last one, so it's good you ordered ahead. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2672 May I suggest the Chardonnay with your husband 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
2673 May I present your husband? 1.2119 0.04315 118 96 19 3
2674 I can’t believe he remembered our anniversary! 1.2118 0.05820 85 72 8 5
2675 Just as you instructed…when you brought him in. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
2676 His claim that you were ‘talking his head off’ fortuitously provides Madame with a complimentary dessert. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2677 Your husband,madam. Steamed,not stirred. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2678 I had that last night! 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2679 Madam, your head du jour. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2680 And how will you be preying for this? 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
2681 The Chef sends his regards 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2682 I'm afraid there's a hair on my head! 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2683 Your blind date has arrived. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
2684 And now, you get ahead. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2685 I guess it's true. The way to a man's heart IS through his stomach. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2686 Will madam be taking the rest to go? 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
2687 You are what you eat, after all! 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
2688 Par for the course, m’mam. 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
2689 Seriously? If I eat that thing, I'm going to barf. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
2690 Lovely. He reminds me of my first husband. Also, my second, third, fourth, fifth and sixth. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2691 Is there really anything better than consummating another relationship with a fine Mantishevitz? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2692 He won't be ordering for you again, madam. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
2693 Excuse me, I did request that my late husband to be cooked medium rare 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
2694 Medium-rare, as requested. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
2695 As promised, Madame, no unsightly mandible marks! 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
2696 I assume your husband won’t be joining you. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2697 No thanks. I had that for lunch. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2698 We call this dish, I(ntro)scect(ion) 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2699 That looks good for the main course. I just loved the appetizer! 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2700 Roasted ex-lover, bon appétit. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2701 Voilà. Your ex. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2702 No thank you. I’m not interested in your two-for-one special. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2703 I said I wanted to have Fred OVER for dinner! 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2704 Mama always said: “First date, thrill ‘em; second date, grill ‘em.” 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2705 Is this your idea of a joke? 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2706 We had a good time together. 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
2707 And now, for your post-coital snack ... 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2708 Now why hadn't I thought of that! 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
2709 I know you really love this dish. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2710 Take it back to the kitchen please! Revenge is best served COLD! 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
2711 Did you leave room for dessert ma'am? 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2712 I'm pretty sure I didn't ask for carrots on the side. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2713 Well he should have bought me dinner first. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2714 Here is your headhunter entree. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
2715 he told me to tell you that he would be a little late 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2716 Superb presentation. And doesn’t it always taste better when someone else fixes it? 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2717 Ah! My mate on a plate. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2718 Perfect. I'm eating for two hundred. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2719 Liking head has a different meaning for you folks. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2720 Í apologize for serving leftovers. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2721 Perfect amuse-bouche! I'm ovulating. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2722 Chef’s special, sir. Cooked to perfection and absolutely grotesque. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2723 His face had that startled expression that you find so delectable." 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2724 Of course, smoking is less fattening. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2725 Another satisfied customer. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2726 Can you add a tad more garlic and attitude please? 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2727 This one is a real head turner. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2728 We always did share the same taste. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2729 The Early Bird Special, madam. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2730 Ohhh, so that's where my sister went! 1.2100 0.04333 100 80 19 1
2731 I'm famished. The appetizer round moved heaven and earth. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2732 As the head server, I think you will enjoy this delicacy. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2733 Please don’t tell my wife about this… Wait…? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2734 Our most requested dish, head on a platter. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2735 Last night's lover with potatoes is our specialty 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2736 As I told you,we have something for everyone. 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
2737 John the Mantis. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2738 My wife is your biggest fan. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2739 Mademoiselle -- your Little Death Au Gratin. Bon appétit! 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2740 If you please..the bachelorette special 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2741 Your carne pincheada, madam. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2742 Prey, then eat. That's how I was raised. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2743 Not original, from a cartoon I remember long ago: “Imbecile, I said bring me the head WAITER!” 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2744 He said he was just going to the bathroom! 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2745 I love these, they're crunchy on the outside and chewy on the inside! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
2746 This dish always reminds me of my mother 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2747 It's Salome's specialty. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2748 I'll have a cigarette with that please. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2749 Ah, yes, just the way I like it! 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2750 Oh,yum! Looks just like my first husband. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2751 Do you have a Praying Mantis Bag? 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2752 A prayer is probably appropriate. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2753 Voila! Your prayers have been answered. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2754 He had a hat 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
2755 Oh, I do hope that our children have his eyes! 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2756 His dying request was for me to ask: Was it good for you, too? 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2757 I hope it's not someone you know. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2758 The fava beans and a bottle of chianti will be out shortly 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2759 Dinner after dessert, I see. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2760 The thorax is being glazed, enjoy! 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2761 We're out of parnships. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2762 He was a great date, I hope he tastes as good . 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2763 You must have worked up quite an appetite. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2764 Your husband's last note offers 'Congratulations' on madam's pregnancy. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
2765 I suggest the eyes be left for dessert 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
2766 Compliments from the head chef, madam. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2767 Mom never liked her. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2768 Did madame enjoy the date more than monsieur? 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2769 I don't eat anything with eyes 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
2770 with compliments from the chef, who also fucked this dude 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2771 Voila! Steamed spouse! 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2772 La tête seulement sir. Just the way you like it 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
2773 The chef recommends that you do not criticize this one. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2774 We were a couple but recently separated. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2775 Madame, your date has arrived. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2776 L'Haute Couture Apres Coitus Cuisine... et voila 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2777 Braised head of prey. The answer to your prayers. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2778 The new iPhone. 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
2779 I believe this is what mademoiselle Salome ordered. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2780 I TOLD him I'd eat him for lunch! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2781 That's not who I ordered! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
2782 And for madam... the euphemism 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2783 Well done, madame! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2784 This is very fresh; we cooked him as soon as you killed him. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2785 Well, one less mouth to feed. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2786 You’ll love him. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2787 Oh good, I've been praying for my husband! 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2788 Was it humanely raised? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2789 He's still smokin' hot. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
2790 Crispy Baby Daddy, just as you ordered Mademoiselle 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2791 May I have a little extra butter ? 1.2079 0.05324 101 86 9 6
2792 I see I'm a head of the game! 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2793 Catch of the day. Note the heady aroma. I daresay you’ll find it better than sex. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2794 Wonderful! I hate eating alone. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2795 Have you any Grey Poupon? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2796 Who's the special today? Anyone I know? 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
2797 Afterglow. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2798 As I always say, “stop while your a head” 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2799 Emma? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2800 I told him not to go to the kitchen... 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2801 I guess it's too late to remind him to take out the garbage. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2802 Today's special: your ex-husband, madam. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2803 You are what you eat! Wait, it’s cousin Freddie! 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
2804 Would you like thorax with that? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2805 It's much healthier than having a cigarette afterwards.