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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2022-03-13T17:19:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2022-03-27T17:20:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2022-03-21T17:19:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | March 28, 2022 |
Number of captions | 5786 |
Number of responses | 683122 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | I told you no lawyer on earth would take our case. | 1.8751 | 0.01714 | 2193 | 860 | 747 | 586 |
1 | It’s worse than an invasion. It’s an audit. | 1.8601 | 0.01123 | 5090 | 2038 | 1726 | 1326 |
2 | Oh, I thought Robert said he was practicing Martial law. | 1.8302 | 0.01466 | 3051 | 1303 | 963 | 785 |
3 | Oh no. Legal aliens. | 1.8050 | 0.01350 | 3672 | 1657 | 1074 | 941 |
4 | Gun-toting and a lawyer. They understand America very well. | 1.8006 | 0.01473 | 2949 | 1296 | 945 | 708 |
5 | Those must be the legal aliens. | 1.7995 | 0.01416 | 3167 | 1386 | 1030 | 751 |
6 | Oh oh, looks like we're facing a space suit. | 1.7961 | 0.01836 | 1795 | 763 | 635 | 397 |
7 | I think that they'll fit right in. After all, they have guns and a lawyer. | 1.7816 | 0.01558 | 2509 | 1098 | 861 | 550 |
8 | If you come in peace why did you bring a lawyer? | 1.7806 | 0.01761 | 1955 | 854 | 676 | 425 |
9 | Damn. They brought him back. | 1.7795 | 0.01583 | 2458 | 1087 | 826 | 545 |
10 | If they come in peace, why did they bring their attorney? | 1.7766 | 0.01413 | 3079 | 1367 | 1033 | 679 |
11 | We come in peace, but Larry will give you the fine print. | 1.7630 | 0.01417 | 2962 | 1315 | 1034 | 613 |
12 | I'll just find a lawyer on the internet," you said. "What's the worst that can happen?" you said | 1.7629 | 0.01578 | 2463 | 1116 | 815 | 532 |
13 | They've come back for Marjorie Taylor Greene. | 1.7619 | 0.02290 | 1302 | 636 | 340 | 326 |
14 | Oh no! They’re returning him. | 1.7520 | 0.01308 | 3581 | 1650 | 1169 | 762 |
15 | Oh no. They brought him back. | 1.7503 | 0.01456 | 2815 | 1279 | 960 | 576 |
16 | I knew they’d return him. Nobody can spend two weeks with Bob. | 1.7496 | 0.03111 | 623 | 285 | 209 | 129 |
17 | Well, on the plus side, they'll only be probing us with questions. | 1.7441 | 0.01539 | 2517 | 1154 | 853 | 510 |
18 | I was expecting the invasion, but not the audit. | 1.7429 | 0.01505 | 2517 | 1124 | 916 | 477 |
19 | We should have never let him study abroad. | 1.7428 | 0.01910 | 1625 | 744 | 555 | 326 |
20 | I've heard they'll sue anyone who tries to call it an invasion. | 1.7413 | 0.02392 | 1067 | 499 | 345 | 223 |
21 | Looks like four aliens and a lawyer. Let's try communicating with the aliens. | 1.7373 | 0.01586 | 2387 | 1112 | 790 | 485 |
22 | Bad sign. They've lawyered up | 1.7353 | 0.01572 | 2350 | 1075 | 822 | 453 |
23 | They must be legal aliens. | 1.7337 | 0.01843 | 1859 | 900 | 554 | 405 |
24 | They brought an immigration lawyer. | 1.7323 | 0.01743 | 1909 | 877 | 666 | 366 |
25 | Stop quibbling, Stan. We finally got grandkids. | 1.7238 | 0.01499 | 3056 | 1587 | 726 | 743 |
26 | There's really only one I am worried about. | 1.7178 | 0.01571 | 2321 | 1084 | 808 | 429 |
27 | Dear, God! We're going to be scanned, probed, and audited. | 1.7148 | 0.02258 | 1213 | 597 | 365 | 251 |
28 | I bet they plead the 5th dimension. | 1.7132 | 0.01734 | 2050 | 1010 | 618 | 422 |
29 | He says the commute is terrible, but the money is out of this world. | 1.7091 | 0.01823 | 1712 | 808 | 594 | 310 |
30 | That's Timmy, but, my god, those bastards turned him into a lawyer. | 1.7087 | 0.02247 | 1205 | 593 | 370 | 242 |
31 | He loves the new job, but he says the commute takes light years. | 1.7064 | 0.01596 | 2187 | 1024 | 781 | 382 |
32 | I don't trust the one at the back. | 1.7016 | 0.01850 | 1699 | 823 | 560 | 316 |
33 | So that's where accountants come from. | 1.6951 | 0.01945 | 1607 | 808 | 481 | 318 |
34 | Looks like we're going to be abducted and audited! | 1.6931 | 0.01885 | 1629 | 798 | 533 | 298 |
35 | I’ll bet Randall was just a diversity hire. | 1.6923 | 0.01855 | 1654 | 803 | 557 | 294 |
36 | Look on the bright side--if they really wanted to destroy us, they'd have sent more litigators. | 1.6911 | 0.01858 | 1612 | 774 | 562 | 276 |
37 | Should we tell him that "Zoom in for the meeting" means something different now? | 1.6898 | 0.02292 | 1109 | 548 | 357 | 204 |
38 | They brought their lawyer. This can't be good. | 1.6856 | 0.01894 | 1549 | 750 | 536 | 263 |
39 | Rats. They're returning him. | 1.6837 | 0.02049 | 1483 | 770 | 412 | 301 |
40 | Remember when I told you it was a bad idea to shine that laser pointer at the sky? | 1.6831 | 0.02162 | 1240 | 618 | 397 | 225 |
41 | We have come for our inalienable rights | 1.6826 | 0.02032 | 1424 | 716 | 444 | 264 |
42 | We are legal aliens. | 1.6817 | 0.02052 | 1401 | 707 | 433 | 261 |
43 | He was too much for them; they are taking him back to FOX News. | 1.6790 | 0.02147 | 1374 | 726 | 363 | 285 |
44 | Before you sign anything Ed, please, for once, read the fine print. | 1.6744 | 0.02664 | 780 | 384 | 266 | 130 |
45 | I think we're being acquired. | 1.6743 | 0.02312 | 1004 | 486 | 359 | 159 |
46 | Oh dear, a close accountant of the third kind! | 1.6732 | 0.02248 | 1273 | 685 | 319 | 269 |
47 | This is the way the world ends--not with a probe but with probate. | 1.6730 | 0.02130 | 1266 | 638 | 404 | 224 |
48 | I guess it's a hostile takeover | 1.6689 | 0.02169 | 1190 | 595 | 394 | 201 |
49 | Bad news. They want us to take our leader back. | 1.6683 | 0.02429 | 1031 | 541 | 291 | 199 |
50 | We have searched the universe to find four new Republican candidates." | 1.6681 | 0.02270 | 1175 | 615 | 335 | 225 |
51 | Most exciting thing to happen to us and I bet we’ll have to sign an N.D.A. | 1.6679 | 0.02252 | 1069 | 526 | 372 | 171 |
52 | I hate it when he brings his clients home for dinner. | 1.6675 | 0.02134 | 1173 | 573 | 417 | 183 |
53 | If they come in peace, why did they bring their lawyer? | 1.6635 | 0.02288 | 1159 | 612 | 325 | 222 |
54 | Uh oh -- they're armed and lawyered-up. | 1.6606 | 0.02246 | 1052 | 518 | 373 | 161 |
55 | Can it get any worse? An invasion AND an audit? | 1.6603 | 0.02325 | 1101 | 578 | 319 | 204 |
56 | I say we keep the aliens and send the politician back | 1.6579 | 0.02357 | 1029 | 530 | 321 | 178 |
57 | I knew it all along -- personal injury lawyers are NOT human. | 1.6537 | 0.02475 | 976 | 519 | 276 | 181 |
58 | Listen, if you're looking to extradite him, he's not here. He's moved to Mar-a-Lago | 1.6529 | 0.02547 | 968 | 530 | 244 | 194 |
59 | Maybe sending him to college in New Mexico wasn't such a good idea. | 1.6504 | 0.02539 | 901 | 474 | 268 | 159 |
60 | I think they want to settle. | 1.6448 | 0.02521 | 932 | 500 | 263 | 169 |
61 | They're claiming our depictions of them in movies constitute defamation. | 1.6436 | 0.02499 | 867 | 444 | 288 | 135 |
62 | It’s worse than an invasion, it’s an injunction. | 1.6416 | 0.02593 | 837 | 439 | 259 | 139 |
63 | Look, dear. Larry made some friends at unboarding school. | 1.6396 | 0.02794 | 874 | 512 | 165 | 197 |
64 | Their lawyer is here to protect their inalienable rights. | 1.6370 | 0.02670 | 821 | 443 | 233 | 145 |
65 | Looks like it’s an arbitration, not an abduction. | 1.6362 | 0.02579 | 778 | 394 | 273 | 111 |
66 | Say, isn't that Bill from our satellite office? | 1.6355 | 0.02779 | 771 | 421 | 210 | 140 |
67 | I always wondered where Bill ended up after law school. | 1.6326 | 0.02605 | 754 | 382 | 267 | 105 |
68 | Definitely the bad kind: they brought a lawyer. | 1.6325 | 0.02640 | 751 | 385 | 257 | 109 |
69 | Now we really are in trouble. They brought their own attorney! | 1.6302 | 0.02723 | 741 | 391 | 233 | 117 |
70 | I guess they want to see the books before the takeover. | 1.6297 | 0.02748 | 721 | 379 | 230 | 112 |
71 | We’re here about your so-called Miss Universe pageant! | 1.6277 | 0.02763 | 795 | 444 | 203 | 148 |
72 | I see guns and a lawyer. How highly evolved can they be? | 1.6276 | 0.02966 | 717 | 409 | 166 | 142 |
73 | It's Trump's new legal team! | 1.6275 | 0.02989 | 714 | 410 | 160 | 144 |
74 | Even worse- legal aliens. | 1.6266 | 0.02817 | 758 | 422 | 197 | 139 |
75 | They apparently have some issues with the whole 'inalienable rights' thing. | 1.6243 | 0.02726 | 732 | 388 | 231 | 113 |
76 | Alien, Alien, Alien, Alien...Allan | 1.6228 | 0.02956 | 676 | 375 | 181 | 120 |
77 | I told the lawyers "alienation", not "alien nation"! | 1.6228 | 0.02977 | 668 | 371 | 178 | 119 |
78 | I told you I hired a lawyer. These are the partners from §}Њ, ŒØý, ¥¶§ÅË, Çü¤ and Weinstein. | 1.6223 | 0.02891 | 691 | 379 | 194 | 118 |
79 | Whoa, is that Rudy Giuliani? | 1.6214 | 0.03019 | 663 | 373 | 168 | 122 |
80 | It’s a natural progression from anal probes to lawyers. | 1.6185 | 0.03036 | 671 | 384 | 159 | 128 |
81 | They must be Texans. Open carry AND a lawyer. | 1.6182 | 0.03104 | 647 | 372 | 150 | 125 |
82 | We should have been more specific than ‘space for rent’. | 1.6180 | 0.02965 | 644 | 352 | 186 | 106 |
83 | Remember when I said I rear-ended a spaceship? | 1.6162 | 0.03100 | 628 | 356 | 157 | 115 |
84 | We were looking for intelligent life and accidentally picked up a politician. | 1.6115 | 0.03062 | 628 | 354 | 164 | 110 |
85 | Middle management looks the same pretty much everywhere. | 1.6107 | 0.02834 | 619 | 321 | 218 | 80 |
86 | I think this time they mean business. | 1.6103 | 0.02882 | 662 | 361 | 198 | 103 |
87 | Looks like an attempt to impose martian law. | 1.6103 | 0.03085 | 585 | 321 | 171 | 93 |
88 | They came to settle. | 1.6097 | 0.03137 | 597 | 337 | 156 | 104 |
89 | I guess their civilization isn't any more advanced than ours. | 1.6091 | 0.03070 | 591 | 325 | 172 | 94 |
90 | Returning him so soon? | 1.6088 | 0.02924 | 657 | 363 | 188 | 106 |
91 | Yep - they are definitely hostile. | 1.6070 | 0.03041 | 570 | 306 | 182 | 82 |
92 | I misunderstood when you told me your brother lived off the grid. | 1.6063 | 0.03116 | 569 | 313 | 167 | 89 |
93 | We're from the firm of Ack, Ack, Ack, Ack, and Greenberg | 1.6038 | 0.03144 | 583 | 329 | 156 | 98 |
94 | Wait! Isn't that Bob from accounting? | 1.6030 | 0.03091 | 539 | 288 | 177 | 74 |
95 | The fifth one creeps me out. | 1.6025 | 0.03239 | 551 | 312 | 146 | 93 |
96 | Turns out you didn't want our leader either, huh? | 1.6012 | 0.03384 | 489 | 273 | 138 | 78 |
97 | They abducted him last year but they couldn’t afford his hourly rate. | 1.6010 | 0.03163 | 579 | 329 | 152 | 98 |
98 | I regret ignoring that ‘cease to exist’ letter. | 1.6003 | 0.03206 | 628 | 378 | 123 | 127 |
99 | He managed to alienate everyone back home. He's all yours again. | 1.6000 | 0.02987 | 625 | 349 | 177 | 99 |
100 | Looks like Roswell, Roswell, Roswell and Roswell have added Jones to the firm. | 1.5985 | 0.03300 | 543 | 313 | 135 | 95 |
101 | They have the best immigration lawyer in the galaxy. | 1.5962 | 0.03169 | 530 | 291 | 162 | 77 |
102 | If you get a job in tech support,you can live anywhere. | 1.5949 | 0.03860 | 390 | 224 | 100 | 66 |
103 | After the last two years this isn't surpising at all. | 1.5936 | 0.03222 | 497 | 270 | 159 | 68 |
104 | Why does one alien need four lawyers? | 1.5927 | 0.03529 | 496 | 295 | 108 | 93 |
105 | Looks like Ted made partner. | 1.5925 | 0.03289 | 508 | 285 | 145 | 78 |
106 | This is awfully elaborate for a lawyer joke. | 1.5924 | 0.03255 | 498 | 274 | 153 | 71 |
107 | Well, at least they appear to be willing to negotiate. | 1.5924 | 0.02759 | 628 | 330 | 224 | 74 |
108 | Trump claimed to be the greatest President in the universe and they are here to sue him for that slander. | 1.5900 | 0.03356 | 500 | 285 | 135 | 80 |
109 | Oh no! They’re back! And this time they have representation! | 1.5894 | 0.03211 | 492 | 267 | 160 | 65 |
110 | Oh oh. The tall one looks like trouble. | 1.5873 | 0.03211 | 487 | 264 | 160 | 63 |
111 | It is even worse than I thought - they abducted him and sent him to law school. | 1.5866 | 0.03587 | 462 | 272 | 109 | 81 |
112 | Not so different from us.. . one out of five is an Attorney. | 1.5847 | 0.03451 | 496 | 292 | 118 | 86 |
113 | My clients will neither confirm nor deny that they come in peace. | 1.5828 | 0.03255 | 489 | 271 | 151 | 67 |
114 | Well, at least they're legal aliens. | 1.5827 | 0.03295 | 496 | 280 | 143 | 73 |
115 | Still no signs of intelligent life. | 1.5822 | 0.03322 | 505 | 290 | 136 | 79 |
116 | Now we're in for it--They're suing us for destroying the planet | 1.5814 | 0.03328 | 485 | 274 | 140 | 71 |
117 | It looks like they're at least willing to negotiate. | 1.5806 | 0.03330 | 465 | 258 | 144 | 63 |
118 | Oh my God, they brought an immigration lawyer! | 1.5802 | 0.03311 | 505 | 290 | 137 | 78 |
119 | Good God, are we the only creatures in the universe without a lawyer? | 1.5796 | 0.03286 | 452 | 245 | 152 | 55 |
120 | The legal aliens have landed. | 1.5779 | 0.03254 | 507 | 288 | 145 | 74 |
121 | The last one scares me | 1.5767 | 0.03156 | 515 | 287 | 159 | 69 |
122 | I said, "Bring back some MARTINI'S" ! | 1.5758 | 0.03636 | 429 | 251 | 109 | 69 |
123 | They triggered an audit by claiming too many abductions. | 1.5757 | 0.03511 | 469 | 277 | 114 | 78 |
124 | Not the little green guys, it’s the one in the suit that scares me! | 1.5733 | 0.03321 | 457 | 254 | 144 | 59 |
125 | The one in disguise could be trouble. | 1.5733 | 0.03434 | 457 | 262 | 128 | 67 |
126 | They've come to litigate not exterminate. | 1.5721 | 0.03548 | 409 | 230 | 124 | 55 |
127 | Looks like we're about to get another offer to buy our house. | 1.5721 | 0.03570 | 444 | 261 | 112 | 71 |
128 | He specializes in illegal aliens. | 1.5718 | 0.03635 | 418 | 243 | 111 | 64 |
129 | They're returning an abducted lawyer. They say he doesn't qualify as a lifeform. | 1.5695 | 0.03584 | 453 | 271 | 106 | 76 |
130 | He’s the new diversity hire at Little Green Mann. | 1.5681 | 0.03743 | 389 | 226 | 105 | 58 |
131 | It's not the ones with the ray guns that I'm afraid of. | 1.5675 | 0.03377 | 437 | 244 | 138 | 55 |
132 | What a terrifying world they must come from - 20% of their species are lawyers! | 1.5668 | 0.03602 | 404 | 231 | 117 | 56 |
133 | We’re here to certify the election results. | 1.5656 | 0.03565 | 465 | 282 | 103 | 80 |
134 | That audit couldn't have gone well. The IRS just seized their flying saucer. | 1.5651 | 0.03617 | 384 | 216 | 119 | 49 |
135 | You can have your leader back. We expected a lot more. | 1.5640 | 0.03658 | 422 | 251 | 104 | 67 |
136 | They must be illegal. They brought their lawyer. | 1.5639 | 0.03546 | 415 | 238 | 120 | 57 |
137 | Oh great, they brought their lawyer. Now we won't understand anything anyone says. | 1.5632 | 0.03695 | 419 | 251 | 100 | 68 |
138 | See Harold. I told you, we shouldn't let the kids go to space camp | 1.5623 | 0.03636 | 409 | 239 | 110 | 60 |
139 | Weapons and a lawyer. Definitely hostile. | 1.5620 | 0.03639 | 411 | 241 | 109 | 61 |
140 | Crap, they brought him back. | 1.5619 | 0.03497 | 452 | 267 | 116 | 69 |
141 | I’m guessing they’ll say, ‘Take me to your lawyer.’ | 1.5609 | 0.03549 | 394 | 222 | 123 | 49 |
142 | They’re from Xat, Xat, Xat, Xat & Goldstein. | 1.5604 | 0.04077 | 364 | 225 | 74 | 65 |
143 | Actually, I’m more afraid of their attorney. | 1.5603 | 0.04070 | 307 | 175 | 92 | 40 |
144 | Looks like this isn't their first visit. | 1.5602 | 0.03804 | 357 | 205 | 104 | 48 |
145 | At least they brought their lunch. | 1.5597 | 0.03727 | 377 | 218 | 107 | 52 |
146 | Oh my gosh, when he said they were visitors from an entirely different galaxy I thought he meant Florida! | 1.5594 | 0.03617 | 379 | 214 | 118 | 47 |
147 | I thought Jerry specialized in martial law. | 1.5583 | 0.03473 | 403 | 226 | 129 | 48 |
148 | If they’re that intelligent, why the lawyer? | 1.5581 | 0.03550 | 439 | 261 | 111 | 67 |
149 | Don't worry, we're vaccinated. | 1.5580 | 0.03641 | 362 | 202 | 118 | 42 |
150 | Keep an eye on the tall, shady looking one in the back. | 1.5572 | 0.03533 | 402 | 229 | 122 | 51 |
151 | So, are we supposed to believe these are 'legal' aliens? | 1.5570 | 0.03662 | 386 | 223 | 111 | 52 |
152 | If they were coming as friends, they wouldn't have brought a lawyer | 1.5558 | 0.03724 | 385 | 226 | 104 | 55 |
153 | He most definitely has been working remotely! | 1.5553 | 0.03511 | 443 | 263 | 114 | 66 |
154 | The first four look friendly. The last one, not so much. | 1.5549 | 0.03669 | 364 | 206 | 114 | 44 |
155 | No question they are legal aliens. | 1.5540 | 0.03666 | 426 | 259 | 98 | 69 |
156 | Well, I immediately trust four of them | 1.5536 | 0.03280 | 466 | 267 | 140 | 59 |
157 | We are bringing your leader back. | 1.5528 | 0.03752 | 398 | 240 | 96 | 62 |
158 | This can't be good. They've lawyered up. | 1.5515 | 0.03530 | 408 | 236 | 119 | 53 |
159 | We come in peace, with stipulations. | 1.5512 | 0.03673 | 361 | 205 | 113 | 43 |
160 | I still can’t believe that’s the only job he could get after law school. | 1.5501 | 0.03854 | 349 | 204 | 98 | 47 |
161 | We're returning you leader. He is useless. Now take us to Jean-Luc Picard. | 1.5501 | 0.03812 | 369 | 219 | 97 | 53 |
162 | This explains those hourly fees. | 1.5493 | 0.03909 | 335 | 195 | 96 | 44 |
163 | I guess these are legal aliens. | 1.5479 | 0.03796 | 376 | 225 | 96 | 55 |
164 | I think they're here to stay. That's an immigration lawyer. | 1.5470 | 0.03708 | 362 | 209 | 108 | 45 |
165 | I guess they heard we're litigious. | 1.5469 | 0.03646 | 373 | 215 | 112 | 46 |
166 | You're the couple who tore the tag off the mattress, correct? | 1.5469 | 0.04306 | 320 | 200 | 65 | 55 |
167 | Of course they brought their lawyer. | 1.5449 | 0.03850 | 334 | 193 | 100 | 41 |
168 | It was the only law school Richard could get into. | 1.5433 | 0.03934 | 335 | 198 | 92 | 45 |
169 | I told you that you should have reported that extraterrestrial income! | 1.5427 | 0.03951 | 328 | 193 | 92 | 43 |
170 | Apparently they are adapting quickly to life on earth. | 1.5426 | 0.03510 | 387 | 221 | 122 | 44 |
171 | Fred's sales territory has evidently expanded. | 1.5424 | 0.03909 | 330 | 193 | 95 | 42 |
172 | You know you can’t park there, right? | 1.5417 | 0.04129 | 312 | 187 | 81 | 44 |
173 | Well, Bobby did say that he had friends in high places... | 1.5411 | 0.03836 | 316 | 179 | 103 | 34 |
174 | How quickly they learn our ways! | 1.5405 | 0.03749 | 370 | 220 | 100 | 50 |
175 | Where are the voting machines we need to service? | 1.5404 | 0.04126 | 322 | 196 | 78 | 48 |
176 | I'm more concerned about the guy in the suit. | 1.5399 | 0.03784 | 363 | 216 | 98 | 49 |
177 | He must be a diversity hire. | 1.5395 | 0.03816 | 354 | 210 | 97 | 47 |
178 | It's terrifying! Now they can measure billable hours in light-years? | 1.5392 | 0.04062 | 306 | 180 | 87 | 39 |
179 | Well, it answers my questions about where lawyers come from. | 1.5381 | 0.03769 | 394 | 243 | 90 | 61 |
180 | Looks like they brought their own immigration lawyer." | 1.5380 | 0.03961 | 342 | 207 | 86 | 49 |
181 | Looks like a space suit. | 1.5366 | 0.04137 | 328 | 203 | 74 | 51 |
182 | And here comes the time share sales pitch. | 1.5365 | 0.03673 | 356 | 206 | 109 | 41 |
183 | So that's where lawyers come from. Who knew? | 1.5361 | 0.04228 | 319 | 199 | 69 | 51 |
184 | I told you,honey...This is the exact reason that I always pick a public place when I sell something on Craigslist. | 1.5344 | 0.04004 | 320 | 191 | 87 | 42 |
185 | Apparently they want to tell me about my car's extended warranty. | 1.5340 | 0.04271 | 294 | 179 | 73 | 42 |
186 | Which one is your cousin? | 1.5333 | 0.04362 | 300 | 188 | 64 | 48 |
187 | How weird, right? I mean who even wears a suit these days? | 1.5331 | 0.04352 | 287 | 176 | 69 | 42 |
188 | Since Roswell, they've unionized. | 1.5281 | 0.03779 | 320 | 184 | 103 | 33 |
189 | Twenty bucks says it’s a hostile takeover. | 1.5276 | 0.04373 | 290 | 181 | 65 | 44 |
190 | Corporate lawyer, open carry, they don't seemed that advanced to me. | 1.5275 | 0.04264 | 309 | 194 | 67 | 48 |
191 | I’ve heard he’s successful, but alienates everyone. | 1.5273 | 0.04068 | 311 | 188 | 82 | 41 |
192 | Trump’s new legal strategy was shocking, but not totally unexpected. | 1.5268 | 0.04065 | 298 | 177 | 85 | 36 |
193 | Well that explains why Marvin couldn’t get our taxes done this year. | 1.5265 | 0.04075 | 283 | 165 | 87 | 31 |
194 | His rates must be astronomical. | 1.5261 | 0.04013 | 306 | 182 | 87 | 37 |
195 | Merger or acquisition? | 1.5241 | 0.04263 | 290 | 178 | 72 | 40 |
196 | When Bill told me he was representing 'illegal aliens' I thought he meant undocumented people. | 1.5237 | 0.04084 | 317 | 195 | 78 | 44 |
197 | Armed and lawyered up. Not good. | 1.5236 | 0.04087 | 296 | 177 | 83 | 36 |
198 | Close accountants of the fifth kind? | 1.5230 | 0.04113 | 304 | 185 | 79 | 40 |
199 | Call 911. Tell them there's a lawyer with a briefcase in the park. | 1.5226 | 0.04269 | 287 | 176 | 72 | 39 |
200 | Uh-oh ... looks like this is going to be a hostile take-over | 1.5223 | 0.03988 | 314 | 189 | 86 | 39 |
201 | Hey, you in the back! Your kind is not welcome here! | 1.5222 | 0.04443 | 270 | 167 | 65 | 38 |
202 | Well, it looks like Sherry's husband didn't run off with his secretary after all. | 1.5220 | 0.04208 | 295 | 181 | 74 | 40 |
203 | They’re returning the lawyer. | 1.5219 | 0.03978 | 343 | 214 | 79 | 50 |
204 | Evidently we aren't the only litigious culture. | 1.5219 | 0.03934 | 343 | 212 | 83 | 48 |
205 | It can't be a good sign that they're already lawyered up. | 1.5216 | 0.03813 | 347 | 210 | 93 | 44 |
206 | Oh no! They have weapons of mass litigation! | 1.5216 | 0.04064 | 301 | 181 | 83 | 37 |
207 | Do you think he's an immigration attorney? | 1.5201 | 0.03717 | 348 | 207 | 101 | 40 |
208 | Oh look Bruce, they all have your hairline. | 1.5197 | 0.04034 | 304 | 183 | 84 | 37 |
209 | Wow, a CFO. | 1.5197 | 0.04392 | 279 | 174 | 65 | 40 |
210 | Looks like close encounters of the second amendment kind. | 1.5193 | 0.04321 | 285 | 177 | 68 | 40 |
211 | These study abroad programs are getting out of hand. | 1.5186 | 0.03814 | 322 | 190 | 97 | 35 |
212 | Tax invasion | 1.5182 | 0.04363 | 274 | 169 | 68 | 37 |
213 | Looks like he took working remote very seriously. | 1.5177 | 0.04298 | 282 | 174 | 70 | 38 |
214 | They say they "come in peace," once we sign the arbitration clause. | 1.5149 | 0.04111 | 268 | 157 | 84 | 27 |
215 | Looks like a hostile takeover to me." | 1.5149 | 0.04203 | 303 | 190 | 70 | 43 |
216 | Looks like they seriously want to negotiate. | 1.5144 | 0.04004 | 278 | 162 | 89 | 27 |
217 | That must be their pleader. | 1.5143 | 0.04263 | 280 | 172 | 72 | 36 |
218 | If they really have come in peace, why’d they bring the attorney? | 1.5138 | 0.04209 | 290 | 179 | 73 | 38 |
219 | We're here to see a George Lucas. | 1.5127 | 0.04228 | 275 | 167 | 75 | 33 |
220 | I promise I'll never order a saucer online again!" | 1.5120 | 0.04471 | 250 | 153 | 66 | 31 |
221 | OK, I can deal with aliens, but a lawyer? | 1.5112 | 0.04311 | 268 | 164 | 71 | 33 |
222 | Look Harry, an Unidentifed Financial Officer. | 1.5112 | 0.04563 | 268 | 172 | 55 | 41 |
223 | They must be hostile—they brought a lawyer. | 1.5108 | 0.04346 | 278 | 174 | 66 | 38 |
224 | It's the one at the end that really scares me. | 1.5097 | 0.04550 | 257 | 162 | 59 | 36 |
225 | They really are prepared for a hostile takeover. | 1.5094 | 0.04477 | 265 | 167 | 61 | 37 |
226 | Guns and lawyers! They’ll fit right in. | 1.5091 | 0.04291 | 275 | 170 | 70 | 35 |
227 | Forget the ray-guns, they brought thier attorney. | 1.5089 | 0.04161 | 281 | 171 | 77 | 33 |
228 | Remember, the first thing we do is kill their lawyer! | 1.5078 | 0.04368 | 258 | 158 | 69 | 31 |
229 | Now I'm really scared -- they've got a lawyer! | 1.5076 | 0.04249 | 262 | 158 | 75 | 29 |
230 | Apparently they didn’t know he was a lawyer when they took him. | 1.5071 | 0.04203 | 280 | 172 | 74 | 34 |
231 | Say what you will, but at least their accountant stands behind them. | 1.5068 | 0.03877 | 294 | 173 | 93 | 28 |
232 | Just great. More gun enthusiasts with lawyers. | 1.5065 | 0.04029 | 310 | 192 | 79 | 39 |
233 | Uh oh. Looks like this is going to be a VERY intrusive audit. | 1.5054 | 0.04080 | 277 | 166 | 82 | 29 |
234 | Just what we need, an unidentified flying lawyer. | 1.5041 | 0.04635 | 246 | 156 | 56 | 34 |
235 | If they “COME IN PEACE” why bring a Lawyer? | 1.5035 | 0.04306 | 284 | 180 | 65 | 39 |
236 | I'm guessing Musk's space car did some damage on Mars. | 1.5035 | 0.04196 | 286 | 178 | 72 | 36 |
237 | What do you get if you cross Rudy Giuliani with a turkey baster? | 1.5021 | 0.04813 | 239 | 155 | 48 | 36 |
238 | Are we going to be probed or subpoenaed? | 1.5021 | 0.04522 | 241 | 149 | 63 | 29 |
239 | This could be first contract. | 1.5019 | 0.04388 | 267 | 168 | 64 | 35 |
240 | Be careful, George. They're lawyered up. | 1.5017 | 0.04105 | 289 | 178 | 77 | 34 |
241 | So *that's* where lawyers come from! | 1.5000 | 0.04543 | 250 | 158 | 59 | 33 |
242 | Well, if it isn't Mister Hot Shot Lawyer who never calls his mother. | 1.5000 | 0.04517 | 262 | 168 | 57 | 37 |
243 | Our hands are tied: turns out they're LEGAL aliens! | 1.5000 | 0.04450 | 272 | 175 | 58 | 39 |
244 | 'Probe' has negative connotations. We now do 'discovery'. | 1.4981 | 0.04431 | 261 | 165 | 62 | 34 |
245 | I hope he's not with mergers and acquisitions. | 1.4980 | 0.04612 | 255 | 165 | 53 | 37 |
246 | I’m guessing it’s an acquisition, not a merger. | 1.4980 | 0.04593 | 249 | 159 | 56 | 34 |
247 | They want us to take them to our lawyer. | 1.4943 | 0.04262 | 261 | 161 | 71 | 29 |
248 | Oh, no! It's the Interstellar Revenue Service! | 1.4943 | 0.04330 | 261 | 163 | 67 | 31 |
249 | If they come in peace,why the lawyer? | 1.4941 | 0.04139 | 253 | 151 | 79 | 23 |
250 | I should have asked more questions about the exchange students. | 1.4938 | 0.04456 | 243 | 151 | 64 | 28 |
251 | Well, he did say that his law firm specialized in hostile takeovers. | 1.4933 | 0.04802 | 225 | 144 | 51 | 30 |
252 | It was the only flight without a layover in Atlanta. | 1.4932 | 0.04772 | 219 | 138 | 54 | 27 |
253 | When Carson bragged that he made partner at a global transportation law firm, this isn't what I envisioned! | 1.4931 | 0.04531 | 217 | 131 | 65 | 21 |
254 | Take us to your legal counsel. | 1.4926 | 0.04068 | 272 | 165 | 80 | 27 |
255 | I'm not sure which worries me more -- the guns or the attorney. | 1.4926 | 0.04327 | 272 | 173 | 64 | 35 |
256 | It looks like they really mean business this time. | 1.4925 | 0.04213 | 268 | 166 | 72 | 30 |
257 | Looks like they're planning a hostile takeover | 1.4917 | 0.04574 | 240 | 152 | 58 | 30 |
258 | Remember when Brad bragged he could sell insurance to Martians if he had to? | 1.4914 | 0.04732 | 232 | 149 | 52 | 31 |
259 | Sorry I'm late. Our flight was rerouted. | 1.4914 | 0.04489 | 232 | 143 | 64 | 25 |
260 | Mom, Dad. Stella couldn't make it but I'd like you to meet your grandkids. | 1.4912 | 0.04914 | 228 | 150 | 44 | 34 |
261 | Be careful dear, they have a lawyer. | 1.4910 | 0.04121 | 279 | 173 | 75 | 31 |
262 | Well it’s clearly a hostile takeover. | 1.4910 | 0.04143 | 277 | 172 | 74 | 31 |
263 | You had to do the taxes yourself, didn't you. | 1.4905 | 0.04926 | 210 | 134 | 49 | 27 |
264 | Oh my God,they have a lawyer. | 1.4900 | 0.04668 | 251 | 165 | 49 | 37 |
265 | Our lawyer says it's not technically abduction if you sign the waiver beforehand. | 1.4898 | 0.04428 | 245 | 153 | 64 | 28 |
266 | Looks like they are returning our leader. | 1.4896 | 0.04559 | 241 | 153 | 58 | 30 |
267 | Wow, when was the last time you actually saw someone carrying a briefcase? | 1.4896 | 0.04559 | 241 | 153 | 58 | 30 |
268 | Damn! They brought their lawyer this time. | 1.4883 | 0.04344 | 213 | 125 | 72 | 16 |
269 | Uh-oh! That's the weird guy I dated in college, who told me I got him pregnant. | 1.4879 | 0.05026 | 207 | 134 | 45 | 28 |
270 | They're back. AND they're lawyered up! | 1.4879 | 0.04351 | 248 | 154 | 67 | 27 |
271 | Want to guess which one does the probing? | 1.4875 | 0.04611 | 240 | 154 | 55 | 31 |
272 | Now, aren't you glad we hired Kzzt, Grrft, Qdvvtx, Pllb, and Goldblatt? | 1.4871 | 0.04770 | 232 | 151 | 49 | 32 |
273 | No, I'm pretty sure they're legal aliens. | 1.4867 | 0.04703 | 226 | 144 | 54 | 28 |
274 | Unfortunately, at the moment we do not have a leader. | 1.4867 | 0.04744 | 226 | 145 | 52 | 29 |
275 | Uh-oh. Now they've got a lawyer | 1.4865 | 0.04107 | 259 | 157 | 78 | 24 |
276 | Don't say anything, but I don't think those quadruplets look ANYTHING like Greg. | 1.4864 | 0.04842 | 220 | 142 | 49 | 29 |
277 | Nice try Councilman but they have to be residents to vote. | 1.4856 | 0.04571 | 208 | 126 | 63 | 19 |
278 | Damn, I was hoping they'd be more advanced than us. | 1.4854 | 0.04997 | 206 | 133 | 46 | 27 |
279 | Oh no! They abducted little Stevie and turned him into a Republican! | 1.4852 | 0.04459 | 237 | 148 | 63 | 26 |
280 | "Bob did say he was working remotely." | 1.4852 | 0.04655 | 237 | 153 | 53 | 31 |
281 | I think they ask you to sign a waver before the probes now. | 1.4851 | 0.04111 | 268 | 165 | 76 | 27 |
282 | I thought they were supposed to be more highly evolved. | 1.4850 | 0.04515 | 233 | 146 | 61 | 26 |
283 | The legal has landed. | 1.4846 | 0.04560 | 227 | 142 | 60 | 25 |
284 | They're challenging the travel ban." | 1.4835 | 0.04468 | 242 | 153 | 61 | 28 |
285 | So litigation continues to exist in advanced civilizations? | 1.4833 | 0.04132 | 240 | 143 | 78 | 19 |
286 | They bring a lawyer?? I thought they would have been more advanced than that. | 1.4832 | 0.04445 | 238 | 149 | 63 | 26 |
287 | Let’s hope they’re not with Mergers & Acquisitions. | 1.4829 | 0.04237 | 263 | 165 | 69 | 29 |
288 | I hear he represents illegal aliens. | 1.4824 | 0.04226 | 255 | 158 | 71 | 26 |
289 | Finally, Mr. Big-Shot lawyer finds time to visit his parents! | 1.4821 | 0.04859 | 224 | 147 | 46 | 31 |
290 | Look honey, they have your hairline. | 1.4821 | 0.04691 | 224 | 143 | 54 | 27 |
291 | I told you they'd appeal. | 1.4816 | 0.04234 | 245 | 150 | 72 | 23 |
292 | He only comes back to Earth when he needs money. | 1.4813 | 0.04404 | 241 | 151 | 64 | 26 |
293 | At least our other son is a doctor. | 1.4811 | 0.04655 | 212 | 132 | 58 | 22 |
294 | I hear all abductions require an NDA now. | 1.4802 | 0.04430 | 227 | 140 | 65 | 22 |
295 | These aliens are here to stay, they brought an immigration lawyer. | 1.4797 | 0.04177 | 271 | 171 | 70 | 30 |
296 | I thought that lawyer said he was going to put a lien on our property | 1.4797 | 0.04669 | 246 | 163 | 48 | 35 |
297 | Huh, their lawyer. So much for "We come in peace"..... | 1.4795 | 0.04440 | 244 | 155 | 61 | 28 |
298 | He’s practicing Martian law. | 1.4787 | 0.04523 | 211 | 129 | 63 | 19 |
299 | Oh, good. They're legal aliens. | 1.4778 | 0.04855 | 203 | 129 | 51 | 23 |
300 | Oh no, they're returning Elon Musk. | 1.4777 | 0.04654 | 247 | 164 | 48 | 35 |
301 | That reminds me, my mother is coming to visit. | 1.4774 | 0.04927 | 199 | 127 | 49 | 23 |
302 | Look, one of them has hatched. | 1.4774 | 0.04491 | 243 | 156 | 58 | 29 |
303 | Okay, we will take the aliens, but we don't want the lawyer | 1.4773 | 0.04666 | 220 | 140 | 55 | 25 |
304 | If this is about your browser history, you're on your own. | 1.4772 | 0.04696 | 197 | 121 | 58 | 18 |
305 | Oh… so that’s why he said his representation was stellar | 1.4762 | 0.04538 | 210 | 129 | 62 | 19 |
306 | Jim did mention he's been feeling alienated. | 1.4762 | 0.04877 | 210 | 136 | 48 | 26 |
307 | I think they're here to establish First Contract. | 1.4758 | 0.04460 | 248 | 160 | 58 | 30 |
308 | Somehow, the lawyer is the most menacing of the bunch. | 1.4755 | 0.04633 | 204 | 126 | 59 | 19 |
309 | So it's going to be a hostile takeover, then? | 1.4743 | 0.04394 | 253 | 163 | 60 | 30 |
310 | Looks like they raised him better than we would have. | 1.4742 | 0.04916 | 213 | 140 | 45 | 28 |
311 | Uh oh, this is a hostile takeover. | 1.4741 | 0.04568 | 232 | 149 | 56 | 27 |
312 | I believe that my clients are eligible for your alien settlement program. | 1.4739 | 0.04421 | 211 | 128 | 66 | 17 |
313 | This is the best way I've ever been served a subpoena. | 1.4737 | 0.04987 | 209 | 138 | 43 | 28 |
314 | I told you men were from Mars. | 1.4735 | 0.04700 | 226 | 147 | 51 | 28 |
315 | Ted?! I thought you said your business meeting was with the Allens? | 1.4725 | 0.04651 | 218 | 139 | 55 | 24 |
316 | It looks like Joe passed the Mars Bar. | 1.4725 | 0.04959 | 218 | 146 | 41 | 31 |
317 | Looks like a hostile acquisition. | 1.4725 | 0.04559 | 218 | 137 | 59 | 22 |
318 | Take us to your financial advisor | 1.4722 | 0.04590 | 216 | 136 | 58 | 22 |
319 | Let me show you where we want the crop circle. | 1.4720 | 0.04621 | 214 | 135 | 57 | 22 |
320 | Why is every 5th alien a lawyer? | 1.4719 | 0.04541 | 231 | 148 | 57 | 26 |
321 | They must mean business. | 1.4718 | 0.04784 | 195 | 122 | 54 | 19 |
322 | Looks like the travel industry is recovering. | 1.4716 | 0.04312 | 229 | 141 | 68 | 20 |
323 | Do you think he was abducted or just saw an opportunity? | 1.4711 | 0.04309 | 242 | 152 | 66 | 24 |
324 | It’s a hostile takeover. | 1.4709 | 0.04661 | 223 | 144 | 53 | 26 |
325 | Four out of five seem friendly | 1.4706 | 0.04648 | 221 | 142 | 54 | 25 |
326 | I told you to read the Terms of Service before agreeing for the Amazon app. | 1.4703 | 0.05201 | 185 | 121 | 41 | 23 |
327 | it's the lawyer i'm afraid of! | 1.4701 | 0.04697 | 234 | 155 | 48 | 31 |
328 | They know better than to come without a lawyer. | 1.4700 | 0.04574 | 217 | 137 | 58 | 22 |
329 | Aliens, yes. Illegal? We'll see about that. | 1.4700 | 0.04712 | 217 | 140 | 52 | 25 |
330 | Based on the 5th guy, I'd say they speak legalese. | 1.4697 | 0.04785 | 198 | 125 | 53 | 20 |
331 | Is that Jake from state farm? | 1.4696 | 0.05515 | 181 | 123 | 31 | 27 |
332 | I have a feeling they're no longer illegal. | 1.4689 | 0.04939 | 209 | 138 | 44 | 27 |
333 | We shall bring terror and crippling litigation to your planet. | 1.4689 | 0.04668 | 241 | 161 | 47 | 33 |
334 | They said they come in peace, but why are they bringing their lawyer? | 1.4688 | 0.04514 | 224 | 142 | 59 | 23 |
335 | I don't trust it. If they come in peace, why'd they bring a lawyer? | 1.4686 | 0.04506 | 239 | 155 | 56 | 28 |
336 | What do you bet this white guy is about to Aliensplain? | 1.4674 | 0.05164 | 184 | 120 | 42 | 22 |
337 | I don't mind the ray guns. You deal with the lawyer. | 1.4672 | 0.04527 | 229 | 147 | 57 | 25 |
338 | Well Stan, looks like your little drone stunt really ticked off the neighbors. | 1.4667 | 0.04683 | 210 | 134 | 54 | 22 |
339 | We are returning your father. He did a great job on our tax returns. | 1.4661 | 0.04548 | 236 | 154 | 54 | 28 |
340 | They don't come in peace - that's my ex-husband's divorce lawyer! | 1.4661 | 0.04735 | 221 | 145 | 49 | 27 |
341 | It's Melmak, Melmak, Melmak, Melmak, and Smith! We're in serious trouble! | 1.4658 | 0.04767 | 219 | 144 | 48 | 27 |
342 | This is serious. They brought a lawyer. | 1.4646 | 0.04395 | 226 | 142 | 63 | 21 |
343 | Who carries a briefcase anymore? | 1.4645 | 0.05067 | 183 | 118 | 45 | 20 |
344 | He’s going to help them get a green card. | 1.4645 | 0.04569 | 211 | 133 | 58 | 20 |
345 | I wish I could remember what my un-alienable rights are. | 1.4643 | 0.04926 | 196 | 127 | 47 | 22 |
346 | Uh-oh. They've lawyered up. | 1.4632 | 0.04326 | 231 | 145 | 65 | 21 |
347 | Hector mentioned that he was representing a new boy band that was out of this world. | 1.4626 | 0.04425 | 227 | 144 | 61 | 22 |
348 | Looks like another hostile takeover going down on Wall Street. | 1.4623 | 0.04603 | 199 | 124 | 58 | 17 |
349 | He says they come in peace, pending evolving caselaw. | 1.4622 | 0.04453 | 225 | 143 | 60 | 22 |
350 | I’m so glad he made friends at school, | 1.4619 | 0.04682 | 210 | 135 | 53 | 22 |
351 | What do you mean, you want to 'exchange the attorney for a human specimen'?" | 1.4619 | 0.04912 | 223 | 152 | 39 | 32 |
352 | Oh no. Not the tax probe! | 1.4615 | 0.05263 | 182 | 121 | 38 | 23 |
353 | When Ted said he'd find us more tax deductions he wasn't kidding | 1.4612 | 0.04459 | 245 | 161 | 55 | 29 |
354 | I wasn't frightened until that last one stepped out. | 1.4607 | 0.05231 | 178 | 117 | 40 | 21 |
355 | Did you accidentally click Uber Share again, Bob? | 1.4604 | 0.05162 | 202 | 138 | 35 | 29 |
356 | I think they take their intellectual property rights very, very seriously! | 1.4604 | 0.04713 | 202 | 129 | 53 | 20 |
357 | First they abduct you. Then they audit you. | 1.4601 | 0.04437 | 213 | 133 | 62 | 18 |
358 | At least it's a civil probe. | 1.4593 | 0.04842 | 209 | 138 | 46 | 25 |
359 | He must be carrying the codes. I guess it's a universal thing." | 1.4593 | 0.04648 | 209 | 134 | 54 | 21 |
360 | It’s the Ptempari! They go from planet to planet, conquering less advanced civilizations through a relentless campaign of frivolous litigation. | 1.4589 | 0.04876 | 207 | 137 | 45 | 25 |
361 | Well they did say that they were going to sue us from here to Mars. | 1.4583 | 0.04889 | 192 | 124 | 48 | 20 |
362 | I'm suddenly concerned about the IRS's new powers. | 1.4581 | 0.04747 | 203 | 131 | 51 | 21 |
363 | How advanced could they be?, they have lawyers too. | 1.4577 | 0.04729 | 201 | 129 | 52 | 20 |
364 | At first Jenny and Steve thought the aliens might be coming in peace. Then they saw the injury attorney. | 1.4576 | 0.04585 | 236 | 157 | 50 | 29 |
365 | Looks like they pulled another attorney out of Uranus. | 1.4575 | 0.04505 | 247 | 165 | 51 | 31 |
366 | I don't think the last guy's coming in peace. | 1.4563 | 0.04795 | 206 | 135 | 48 | 23 |
367 | The last one looks dangerous. | 1.4554 | 0.04442 | 202 | 125 | 62 | 15 |
368 | Geez... I thought I was through with him when I refused to pay the ransom." | 1.4554 | 0.04763 | 202 | 131 | 50 | 21 |
369 | Damn they even brought their own immigration lawyer! | 1.4554 | 0.04553 | 224 | 146 | 54 | 24 |
370 | Uh-oh. They're represented by Zarg, Zarg, Zarg, Goldberg and Zarg. | 1.4551 | 0.05349 | 178 | 120 | 35 | 23 |
371 | A lawyer? So much for "more advanced". | 1.4550 | 0.05052 | 200 | 135 | 39 | 26 |
372 | At least this invasion will be done by the book. | 1.4550 | 0.04583 | 200 | 126 | 57 | 17 |
373 | They're more advanced than we thought. They came with their attorney. | 1.4550 | 0.04662 | 211 | 137 | 52 | 22 |
374 | If they’re so friendly, why’d they bring their lawyer? | 1.4545 | 0.04495 | 209 | 132 | 59 | 18 |
375 | Looks like they mean business--they brought an accountant. | 1.4536 | 0.05013 | 194 | 129 | 42 | 23 |
376 | They must have been here before. They brought their lawyer. | 1.4536 | 0.05121 | 183 | 121 | 41 | 21 |
377 | You wanna bet that lawyer has an NDA in his briefcase? | 1.4536 | 0.04563 | 183 | 112 | 59 | 12 |
378 | They may be willing to negotiate, they brought their lawyer. | 1.4525 | 0.04895 | 179 | 114 | 49 | 16 |
379 | Uh oh, honey, that's my first husband. | 1.4523 | 0.05020 | 199 | 134 | 40 | 25 |
380 | Open carry and their 2d Amendment lawyer, oh no ! | 1.4513 | 0.04565 | 226 | 149 | 52 | 25 |
381 | You want us to take you to our lawyer? | 1.4505 | 0.04760 | 202 | 132 | 49 | 21 |
382 | They're quite evolved. Lawyers are banned on their planet, so they had to use one of ours. | 1.4505 | 0.04491 | 222 | 144 | 56 | 22 |
383 | Phew, I thought you'd said the bank was gonna put A LIEN on our property | 1.4503 | 0.05177 | 191 | 130 | 36 | 25 |
384 | You can have your leader back. You guys are in big trouble. | 1.4503 | 0.04904 | 191 | 125 | 46 | 20 |
385 | The last one probes by the hour. | 1.4500 | 0.05379 | 160 | 105 | 38 | 17 |
386 | Apparently carrying a sidearm is now an alienable right. | 1.4497 | 0.05110 | 189 | 127 | 39 | 23 |
387 | No, I said we needed "a lien" enforcement. | 1.4485 | 0.05532 | 165 | 112 | 32 | 21 |
388 | He claims to be something called a “lawyer.” Would you please, please take him back. | 1.4483 | 0.04992 | 203 | 138 | 39 | 26 |
389 | I knew lawyers weren't human | 1.4483 | 0.04894 | 203 | 136 | 43 | 24 |
390 | It's a gift. I've always been able to pick out the lawyer in any crowd. | 1.4471 | 0.05535 | 170 | 117 | 30 | 23 |
391 | Don't sign anything! | 1.4469 | 0.05322 | 179 | 122 | 34 | 23 |
392 | So that’s where he ended up after college. | 1.4469 | 0.04956 | 179 | 116 | 46 | 17 |
393 | They decided to return me once they found out I was a politician! | 1.4469 | 0.05142 | 179 | 119 | 40 | 20 |
394 | The last one's really scary. | 1.4464 | 0.05188 | 168 | 110 | 41 | 17 |
395 | You come in peace? Then why the lawyer? | 1.4462 | 0.04698 | 186 | 118 | 53 | 15 |
396 | Where did they kidnap the Republican? | 1.4458 | 0.05303 | 166 | 110 | 38 | 18 |
397 | They always bring lawyers now. | 1.4451 | 0.04736 | 173 | 108 | 53 | 12 |
398 | The attorney looks suspicious | 1.4450 | 0.05012 | 191 | 128 | 41 | 22 |
399 | It's an unidentified flying objection. | 1.4450 | 0.04957 | 191 | 127 | 43 | 21 |
400 | This invasion better be quick. They’re charging by the hour. | 1.4450 | 0.04739 | 209 | 139 | 47 | 23 |
401 | Just as I suspected, they're returning Steve. Alien probes are useless on tight-assed corporate attorneys. | 1.4444 | 0.04648 | 234 | 160 | 44 | 30 |
402 | Oh no! It's Gleep, Zorp, Glimf and Feinstein, the toughest litigators in the galaxy. | 1.4444 | 0.05809 | 162 | 114 | 24 | 24 |
403 | They appear to mean business. | 1.4444 | 0.04440 | 198 | 124 | 60 | 14 |
404 | That last one doesn't look too friendly. | 1.4433 | 0.04635 | 203 | 132 | 52 | 19 |
405 | Now we know why Carl didn't come to work last week. | 1.4432 | 0.04898 | 185 | 121 | 46 | 18 |
406 | He's a notorious UFO chaser. | 1.4432 | 0.04816 | 176 | 112 | 50 | 14 |
407 | 'Stop begging. You took the lawyer, you keep the lawyer' | 1.4427 | 0.04881 | 192 | 127 | 45 | 20 |
408 | Do you notice anything odd about your side of the family | 1.4426 | 0.04936 | 183 | 120 | 45 | 18 |
409 | No, but the lawyer is creepy. | 1.4426 | 0.04875 | 183 | 119 | 47 | 17 |
410 | Is this yours? We found him in our yard. | 1.4421 | 0.04861 | 190 | 125 | 46 | 19 |
411 | They're not THAT intelligent -- thinking they landed in an open-carry state | 1.4421 | 0.04861 | 190 | 125 | 46 | 19 |
412 | See, I told you lawyers were not human | 1.4420 | 0.05097 | 181 | 121 | 40 | 20 |
413 | Act natural, Steve. The last one looks litigious. | 1.4413 | 0.05259 | 179 | 122 | 35 | 22 |
414 | I’m so glad he made his connecting flight. | 1.4413 | 0.04526 | 213 | 139 | 54 | 20 |
415 | Well, apparently they don't eat lawyers. | 1.4412 | 0.05404 | 170 | 116 | 33 | 21 |
416 | Appears the IRS is cracking down on non-resident aliens. | 1.4412 | 0.04772 | 204 | 136 | 46 | 22 |
417 | Looks like Price Waterhouse went to extra lengths this year to protect the Oscar results. | 1.4409 | 0.04936 | 186 | 123 | 44 | 19 |
418 | Great. Millions of advanced civilizations and we get Limited Liability Aliens. | 1.4409 | 0.05110 | 186 | 126 | 38 | 22 |
419 | They come in peace but ready to litigate. | 1.4407 | 0.04862 | 177 | 114 | 48 | 15 |
420 | We have come to give your leader back. | 1.4405 | 0.05115 | 168 | 110 | 42 | 16 |
421 | Isn’t that your ex-wife’s attorney? | 1.4403 | 0.05397 | 159 | 106 | 36 | 17 |
422 | It's cool - they're legal aliens. | 1.4400 | 0.04841 | 200 | 134 | 44 | 22 |
423 | I think they're going to make us sign a non-disclosure agreement. | 1.4396 | 0.04766 | 182 | 117 | 50 | 15 |
424 | They do not look like they come in peace. They brought their lawyer. | 1.4385 | 0.05031 | 187 | 126 | 40 | 21 |
425 | Thank goodness. I was afraid you'd missed the 7:00. | 1.4382 | 0.05280 | 178 | 122 | 34 | 22 |
426 | I guess they’re not as advanced as we thought. | 1.4378 | 0.04834 | 185 | 121 | 47 | 17 |
427 | You shouldn't have criticized their favorite twilight zone episode. | 1.4375 | 0.04945 | 176 | 115 | 45 | 16 |
428 | Isn’t that Phil from Mergers and Acquisitions? | 1.4375 | 0.05075 | 176 | 117 | 41 | 18 |
429 | We should have been more specific when we told the adoption agency we wanted four boys. | 1.4372 | 0.05053 | 183 | 123 | 40 | 20 |
430 | They must be from the planet Litigate." | 1.4371 | 0.05683 | 151 | 103 | 30 | 18 |
431 | This species is the most feared. They don’t abduct, they sue. | 1.4365 | 0.04946 | 197 | 134 | 40 | 23 |
432 | It's always bad news when they bring a lawyer | 1.4363 | 0.04562 | 204 | 133 | 53 | 18 |
433 | I accused them of abducting me. | 1.4362 | 0.05414 | 149 | 98 | 37 | 14 |
434 | Clearly, they're ray-gun Republicans. | 1.4361 | 0.04627 | 227 | 155 | 45 | 27 |
435 | It's just not the kind of hostile takeover I expected. | 1.4358 | 0.04948 | 179 | 118 | 44 | 17 |
436 | Apparently “How to Serve Mankind” was about a subpoena. | 1.4358 | 0.05432 | 179 | 126 | 28 | 25 |
437 | Better Call Saul | 1.4358 | 0.05011 | 179 | 119 | 42 | 18 |
438 | I told you not to make fun of their heads. | 1.4355 | 0.04813 | 186 | 122 | 47 | 17 |
439 | The lawyer means it's definitely a hostile takeover. | 1.4345 | 0.04969 | 168 | 109 | 45 | 14 |
440 | Of course, the billionaires go to space and then the lawyers get involved | 1.4343 | 0.05093 | 175 | 117 | 40 | 18 |
441 | Looks like trouble. They brought their lawyer. | 1.4337 | 0.04692 | 196 | 129 | 49 | 18 |
442 | It's not so much the laser guns...it's the attorney that scares me. | 1.4332 | 0.05141 | 187 | 129 | 35 | 23 |
443 | With all that travel, they're fanatics about expense accounts | 1.4331 | 0.04805 | 157 | 98 | 50 | 9 |
444 | There’s our Georgie, always trying to stand out. | 1.4329 | 0.04979 | 164 | 106 | 45 | 13 |
445 | So, my boss hired some illegal aliens. | 1.4327 | 0.05045 | 171 | 113 | 42 | 16 |
446 | So what did they teach you on Mars that you couldn't have learned going to M.I.T.? | 1.4324 | 0.05352 | 148 | 97 | 38 | 13 |
447 | I miss the days when they just used a death ray to take over the planet | 1.4324 | 0.05437 | 148 | 98 | 36 | 14 |
448 | They've turned our most dangerous weapons against us! | 1.4320 | 0.04631 | 206 | 137 | 49 | 20 |
449 | Hey Jack, thanks for picking up the kids after school. | 1.4317 | 0.04805 | 183 | 120 | 47 | 16 |
450 | I think that’s their immigration attorney. | 1.4312 | 0.05438 | 160 | 109 | 33 | 18 |
451 | I think they want us to sign something before we go with them. | 1.4310 | 0.04776 | 174 | 112 | 49 | 13 |
452 | Well that's it, we're doomed. They've got a lawyer. | 1.4309 | 0.04949 | 188 | 127 | 41 | 20 |
453 | Shelter our money in a secret Martian account, you said. | 1.4305 | 0.05600 | 151 | 103 | 31 | 17 |
454 | Oh, wait. First 'contract' with aliens. Not 'contact. | 1.4294 | 0.04997 | 163 | 106 | 44 | 13 |
455 | It's E.T.s and their E.T.ESQ. | 1.4294 | 0.05132 | 170 | 114 | 39 | 17 |
456 | Looks like they're prepared to fight for the movie rights this time. | 1.4286 | 0.05743 | 154 | 108 | 26 | 20 |
457 | Don’t sign anything Hank. They brought their lawyer with them. | 1.4286 | 0.04884 | 182 | 121 | 44 | 17 |
458 | I think they are really serious this time. | 1.4278 | 0.04794 | 180 | 118 | 47 | 15 |
459 | Little Garrett's birthday drone just tapped their bumper and we get this? | 1.4277 | 0.04932 | 166 | 108 | 45 | 13 |
460 | Successful trip!!! You traded them for Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, Kim Jon Un and Tucker Carlson? | 1.4277 | 0.05493 | 166 | 116 | 29 | 21 |
461 | Whatever you do, don’t sign anything. | 1.4268 | 0.05585 | 157 | 109 | 29 | 19 |
462 | We've held off the invasion till your world couldn't get any worse. | 1.4267 | 0.05125 | 150 | 97 | 42 | 11 |
463 | Uh oh. Close encounters of the IRS kind. | 1.4259 | 0.05091 | 162 | 107 | 41 | 14 |
464 | I wasn't expecting the probing to be into our accounting practices... | 1.4259 | 0.05166 | 162 | 108 | 39 | 15 |
465 | Larry is doing great work in takeovers. | 1.4258 | 0.05174 | 155 | 102 | 40 | 13 |
466 | So these are our new exchange students? | 1.4258 | 0.05092 | 155 | 101 | 42 | 12 |
467 | When he said he had some potential foreign investors for our business I didn’t realize how far he’d take it. | 1.4251 | 0.05054 | 167 | 111 | 41 | 15 |
468 | Listen to me, Hal. No matter what they say, DO NOT sign that waiver. | 1.4249 | 0.04850 | 193 | 131 | 42 | 20 |
469 | I wasn't alarmed until I saw the lawyer. | 1.4247 | 0.05570 | 146 | 99 | 32 | 15 |
470 | It’s the Doomsday scenario: they’ve lawyered-up! | 1.4245 | 0.06696 | 106 | 73 | 21 | 12 |
471 | Thanks, but we really don't want our leader back! | 1.4244 | 0.05017 | 172 | 115 | 41 | 16 |
472 | They mean business! they brought their lawyer. | 1.4241 | 0.04535 | 191 | 124 | 53 | 14 |
473 | He only gets paid if they win. | 1.4235 | 0.04989 | 170 | 113 | 42 | 15 |
474 | We're doomed. They're not invading, they're filing a class action. | 1.4233 | 0.04808 | 189 | 127 | 44 | 18 |
475 | If they ask, tell them the dent in our bumper was from backing into our mail box. | 1.4228 | 0.05486 | 149 | 101 | 33 | 15 |
476 | Should I be more worried about the four ray guns or the attorney? | 1.4223 | 0.04519 | 206 | 137 | 51 | 18 |
477 | The last one is a legal alien. | 1.4219 | 0.04752 | 192 | 129 | 45 | 18 |
478 | Be careful, they might do a legal probe. | 1.4217 | 0.05215 | 166 | 113 | 36 | 17 |
479 | They said they're Melania's negotiating team for her divorce settlement. | 1.4216 | 0.04941 | 185 | 126 | 40 | 19 |
480 | Take us to Canada. | 1.4214 | 0.05307 | 159 | 108 | 35 | 16 |
481 | That last one is straight out of a sci-if horror film. | 1.4214 | 0.05155 | 159 | 106 | 39 | 14 |
482 | It looks like they’ve come to probe our assets. | 1.4211 | 0.05405 | 152 | 103 | 34 | 15 |
483 | I wonder what'll do more damage, the ray-guns or the lawyer | 1.4205 | 0.04729 | 176 | 115 | 48 | 13 |
484 | Well, when you flunk the Bar Exam three times in New York and twice in Florida,I guess you have to go practice in a more exotic jurisdiction. | 1.4201 | 0.05214 | 169 | 116 | 35 | 18 |
485 | Oh honey! I think they're going to make us sign a non-disclosure agreement! | 1.4195 | 0.04903 | 174 | 116 | 43 | 15 |
486 | Their guns don't bother me, but that lawyer is gonna be trouble. | 1.4192 | 0.04904 | 167 | 110 | 44 | 13 |
487 | Looks like they’re prepared to negotiate. | 1.4188 | 0.04882 | 191 | 131 | 40 | 20 |
488 | Look out! There's a lawyer behind you! | 1.4184 | 0.05004 | 196 | 138 | 34 | 24 |
489 | They say they're here to serve mankind; what could go wrong? | 1.4177 | 0.05096 | 158 | 105 | 40 | 13 |
490 | I hope he can bill for travel time.” | 1.4172 | 0.04732 | 151 | 95 | 49 | 7 |
491 | So terrifying! It’s.. it’s a lawyer! | 1.4167 | 0.04690 | 192 | 129 | 46 | 17 |
492 | I think Bob looks a little alienated. | 1.4167 | 0.06088 | 132 | 93 | 23 | 16 |
493 | You know it’s serious when they come lawyered up. | 1.4162 | 0.04920 | 173 | 116 | 42 | 15 |
494 | Who's the weirdo? | 1.4161 | 0.05735 | 137 | 94 | 29 | 14 |
495 | Excuse me, what are your pronouns?! | 1.4154 | 0.05437 | 130 | 85 | 36 | 9 |
496 | It looks like these aliens are legal. | 1.4150 | 0.05532 | 147 | 101 | 31 | 15 |
497 | Not an invasion...it's a hostile takeover. | 1.4146 | 0.05183 | 164 | 112 | 36 | 16 |
498 | I wasn’t frightened until I saw the last guy in line. | 1.4146 | 0.05395 | 164 | 115 | 30 | 19 |
499 | In space, no one can hear you litigate. | 1.4145 | 0.04979 | 152 | 99 | 43 | 10 |
500 | Do you think they've been vaccinated? | 1.4144 | 0.04827 | 181 | 122 | 43 | 16 |
501 | Their lawyer has a reputation for asking probing questions. | 1.4143 | 0.05551 | 140 | 95 | 32 | 13 |
502 | His rates are astronomical | 1.4140 | 0.05195 | 157 | 106 | 37 | 14 |
503 | Take me to your ledger. | 1.4136 | 0.05514 | 162 | 115 | 27 | 20 |
504 | Actually, it's the legal alien that concerns me... | 1.4132 | 0.05114 | 167 | 114 | 37 | 16 |
505 | Uh oh, that's the guy who tried to sell me a universal life insurance policy. | 1.4129 | 0.05321 | 155 | 106 | 34 | 15 |
506 | I thought I had a bad commute. | 1.4126 | 0.05465 | 143 | 97 | 33 | 13 |
507 | They've lawyered up since last time! | 1.4121 | 0.04938 | 165 | 110 | 42 | 13 |
508 | I think he said "Take us to your lawyer" | 1.4121 | 0.04938 | 165 | 110 | 42 | 13 |
509 | Damn, a lawyer? | 1.4118 | 0.05681 | 153 | 109 | 25 | 19 |
510 | We're doomed! They bought their legal counsel. | 1.4118 | 0.05470 | 136 | 91 | 34 | 11 |
511 | They are really serious this time - they brought their lawyer! | 1.4114 | 0.05201 | 175 | 123 | 32 | 20 |
512 | I called the number on the billboard. It said the firm was called "Zlûkro, Bpē-bpē, ⁛zo, Gnro℺, and Johnson" | 1.4114 | 0.05322 | 158 | 109 | 33 | 16 |
513 | Wait a minute, I know him! It's D.B. Cooper! | 1.4113 | 0.05611 | 141 | 97 | 30 | 14 |
514 | This doesn’t look good...they brought their lawyer with them. | 1.4110 | 0.05129 | 163 | 111 | 37 | 15 |
515 | As long as they’re coming here legally | 1.4110 | 0.05129 | 163 | 111 | 37 | 15 |
516 | I think they're bluffing. They'll negotiate. | 1.4107 | 0.04874 | 168 | 112 | 43 | 13 |
517 | Well, now they mean business. | 1.4106 | 0.05338 | 151 | 103 | 34 | 14 |
518 | Oh shoot, they’ve lawyered up. | 1.4106 | 0.05420 | 151 | 104 | 32 | 15 |
519 | I've always said that my ex's attorney will stop at nothing. | 1.4104 | 0.05049 | 173 | 119 | 37 | 17 |
520 | They brought their lawyer. Guess we’re getting probed one way or the other. | 1.4103 | 0.04971 | 156 | 103 | 42 | 11 |
521 | Apparently he bills by the lightyear. | 1.4101 | 0.05575 | 139 | 95 | 31 | 13 |
522 | I went to highschool with their lawyer. What are the odds? | 1.4091 | 0.05264 | 132 | 86 | 38 | 8 |
523 | Did you pay the satellite bill? | 1.4088 | 0.05369 | 159 | 111 | 31 | 17 |
524 | I heard they switched to legal probes | 1.4088 | 0.05142 | 159 | 108 | 37 | 14 |
525 | Our Follower wants to meet your Leader. | 1.4088 | 0.05820 | 137 | 96 | 26 | 15 |
526 | They're not coming in peace! They're coming to litigate! | 1.4088 | 0.05237 | 137 | 90 | 38 | 9 |
527 | I hope they're vaccinated. | 1.4088 | 0.05439 | 137 | 92 | 34 | 11 |
528 | We find the term "Illegal Aliens" offensiv | 1.4085 | 0.05104 | 164 | 112 | 37 | 15 |
529 | Nobody who brings their own lawyer comes in peace. | 1.4085 | 0.05389 | 164 | 116 | 29 | 19 |
530 | "We've been trying to reach you about your planet's extended warranty. | 1.4085 | 0.05579 | 142 | 98 | 30 | 14 |
531 | Let's hope this means they will be willing to negotiate. | 1.4085 | 0.05208 | 142 | 94 | 38 | 10 |
532 | I told you not to buy a bootleg 'Star Wars.' | 1.4083 | 0.05202 | 169 | 118 | 33 | 18 |
533 | See? I told you lawyers aren't actually human! | 1.4080 | 0.05156 | 174 | 122 | 33 | 19 |
534 | …I’m more worried that they brought a lawyer. | 1.4079 | 0.05471 | 152 | 106 | 30 | 16 |
535 | Isn’t that our attorney? | 1.4077 | 0.05536 | 130 | 87 | 33 | 10 |
536 | Mr. and Mrs. Arbuckle, these are your exchange students for the Fall Semester. | 1.4076 | 0.05188 | 157 | 107 | 36 | 14 |
537 | This can't end well. They brought their lawyer. | 1.4076 | 0.04826 | 184 | 126 | 41 | 17 |
538 | The IRS is using creative scare tactics this tax season. | 1.4074 | 0.05882 | 135 | 95 | 25 | 15 |
539 | I told you not to file for a refund. | 1.4072 | 0.04891 | 167 | 112 | 42 | 13 |
540 | Resistance is futile. They've got their lawyer with them. | 1.4065 | 0.05071 | 155 | 104 | 39 | 12 |
541 | Good grief. Who WON’T Dershowitz represent? | 1.4062 | 0.05268 | 160 | 111 | 33 | 16 |
542 | The fools only brought one lawyer. | 1.4062 | 0.05915 | 128 | 89 | 26 | 13 |
543 | We're here to take over. You're all doing it wrong. | 1.4062 | 0.05594 | 128 | 86 | 32 | 10 |
544 | I think they mean business. | 1.4061 | 0.05005 | 165 | 112 | 39 | 14 |
545 | Looks like they mean business—they brought their lawyer. | 1.4057 | 0.04732 | 175 | 117 | 45 | 13 |
546 | They got a lawyer. I told you yelling “ET go home” wasn’t a good move. | 1.4056 | 0.05366 | 143 | 97 | 34 | 12 |
547 | I knew it was only a matter of time before they sued over the Roswell Incident | 1.4056 | 0.05807 | 143 | 102 | 24 | 17 |
548 | He does anything to boost his frequent flyer miles. | 1.4056 | 0.05084 | 143 | 94 | 40 | 9 |
549 | Please take him back, and tell him that we aren’t interested in an extended warranty for our spaceship! | 1.4054 | 0.05494 | 148 | 103 | 30 | 15 |
550 | I knew E.T.'s parents would eventually want to discuss custody. | 1.4048 | 0.05012 | 168 | 115 | 38 | 15 |
551 | Four ray-guns and a lawyer. It's going to be a hostile takeover! | 1.4046 | 0.04839 | 173 | 117 | 42 | 14 |
552 | Herbert, did you see how easy that was to park? I wish you’d at least consider one of these new electric cars everyone is talking about. | 1.4045 | 0.05004 | 178 | 124 | 36 | 18 |
553 | They’ll regret landing in Delaware. | 1.4043 | 0.05602 | 141 | 98 | 29 | 14 |
554 | I told you not to shine your laser pointer at Mars | 1.4041 | 0.05462 | 146 | 101 | 31 | 14 |
555 | So that's what happened to D. B. Cooper | 1.4041 | 0.05462 | 146 | 101 | 31 | 14 |
556 | Is it weird that the guy with briefcase is what worries me? | 1.4041 | 0.05286 | 146 | 99 | 35 | 12 |
557 | Did you ever see anything so terrifying? And there are four aliens too. | 1.4040 | 0.05494 | 151 | 106 | 29 | 16 |
558 | Looks like they've lawyered up already. | 1.4040 | 0.05330 | 151 | 104 | 33 | 14 |
559 | I told you that drone would cause trouble. | 1.4038 | 0.05046 | 156 | 105 | 39 | 12 |
560 | Oh God! It's a lawyer! | 1.4038 | 0.05440 | 156 | 110 | 29 | 17 |
561 | Great! They brought their attorney. | 1.4037 | 0.05166 | 161 | 111 | 35 | 15 |
562 | I never would have remarried if I thought they would return him. | 1.4037 | 0.05387 | 161 | 114 | 29 | 18 |
563 | I'm more worried about the guy in the back. | 1.4036 | 0.04756 | 166 | 110 | 45 | 11 |
564 | It’s good to see Al Franken working again. | 1.4035 | 0.05017 | 171 | 118 | 37 | 16 |
565 | Wow, it looks like all aliens are right handed! | 1.4031 | 0.05773 | 129 | 89 | 28 | 12 |
566 | Ok, 'Little Green Men' is inappropriate, from now on we will say, 'Broccoli'. | 1.4031 | 0.05560 | 129 | 87 | 32 | 10 |
567 | They Came. They sued. They conquered. | 1.4028 | 0.05336 | 144 | 98 | 34 | 12 |
568 | He did say his job involved travel and that some of the staff were space cadets but…. | 1.4027 | 0.05121 | 149 | 100 | 38 | 11 |
569 | These days, everybody has an agent! | 1.4027 | 0.05464 | 149 | 104 | 30 | 15 |
570 | Take us to your Plaintiff. | 1.4026 | 0.05172 | 154 | 105 | 36 | 13 |
571 | This could be trouble. They brought a lawyer. | 1.4023 | 0.04885 | 174 | 119 | 40 | 15 |
572 | This can’t be good. They brought their attorney. | 1.4023 | 0.04677 | 174 | 116 | 46 | 12 |
573 | I guess on his planet he’d be considered a diversity hire. | 1.4016 | 0.05729 | 127 | 87 | 29 | 11 |
574 | Oh, God! It's my first husband. He hasn't aged at all. | 1.4014 | 0.05517 | 147 | 103 | 29 | 15 |
575 | Looks like they’ve come to do business. | 1.4014 | 0.05077 | 147 | 98 | 39 | 10 |
576 | Omg, they brought their lawyer with them! | 1.4013 | 0.05302 | 152 | 105 | 33 | 14 |
577 | Bill! I know I said I'd wait for you, but you never even called. | 1.4012 | 0.05215 | 162 | 113 | 33 | 16 |
578 | Let's hope they're only looking to settle. | 1.4012 | 0.04809 | 167 | 112 | 43 | 12 |
579 | Looks like a close encounter of the litigious kind | 1.4011 | 0.04857 | 182 | 126 | 39 | 17 |
580 | They must expect trouble...they brought their lawyer. | 1.4000 | 0.05345 | 140 | 95 | 34 | 11 |
581 | Wow, dad has not changed a day in 20 years. | 1.4000 | 0.05806 | 140 | 100 | 24 | 16 |
582 | Oh,oh,Bobby is home! I guess they couldn't live with him either. | 1.4000 | 0.05146 | 155 | 106 | 36 | 13 |
583 | First come the space billionaires, then come the lawyers. | 1.4000 | 0.05902 | 125 | 87 | 26 | 12 |
584 | Oh, that's so cute! They bring even their pet! | 1.4000 | 0.05584 | 135 | 93 | 30 | 12 |
585 | Those ray guns don't scare me but that lawyer looks like trouble. | 1.4000 | 0.05267 | 150 | 103 | 34 | 13 |
586 | When we visit earth, we always bring our attorney. | 1.3985 | 0.05540 | 133 | 91 | 31 | 11 |
587 | Congratulations! You are our SpaceStation Clearinghouse Contest Winners. | 1.3985 | 0.05937 | 133 | 95 | 23 | 15 |
588 | Ma’am, we’ve been trying to reach you regarding your car’s extended warranty. | 1.3984 | 0.06080 | 123 | 87 | 23 | 13 |
589 | I guess NDAs have kept them unidentified | 1.3975 | 0.05083 | 161 | 111 | 36 | 14 |
590 | I told you that you shouldn’t have pulled the tag off the mattress | 1.3975 | 0.05159 | 161 | 112 | 34 | 15 |
591 | I'm not worried about the ray guns, but that guy with the briefcase could be a lawyer. | 1.3974 | 0.05199 | 156 | 108 | 34 | 14 |
592 | These IRS audits have reached an entirely new level. | 1.3974 | 0.04890 | 151 | 100 | 42 | 9 |
593 | I'm not sure what scares me more, aliens with weapons or what looks to be their lawyer. | 1.3974 | 0.04890 | 151 | 100 | 42 | 9 |
594 | Just wait until they find out lawyers aren't human. | 1.3969 | 0.06100 | 131 | 95 | 20 | 16 |
595 | Oh my god -- are we getting audited? | 1.3969 | 0.05804 | 131 | 92 | 26 | 13 |
596 | It figures, even the aliens have lawyered up. | 1.3966 | 0.05037 | 179 | 127 | 33 | 19 |
597 | I thought we were going to settle out of Earth. | 1.3961 | 0.05164 | 154 | 106 | 35 | 13 |
598 | A Limited Liability Invasion is my guess. | 1.3960 | 0.05112 | 149 | 101 | 37 | 11 |
599 | They are lawyering up to keep our billionaires out of space. | 1.3960 | 0.05538 | 149 | 106 | 27 | 16 |
600 | Price, Waterhouse, Cooper, Ernst & Young? | 1.3953 | 0.06169 | 129 | 94 | 19 | 16 |
601 | The ray guns don't bother me, but the attorney, definitely!" | 1.3952 | 0.05930 | 124 | 87 | 25 | 12 |
602 | That’s the last time I trust you with signing his permission slip | 1.3951 | 0.04981 | 162 | 111 | 38 | 13 |
603 | They mean business. | 1.3947 | 0.04953 | 152 | 102 | 40 | 10 |
604 | We would like to do a prisoner swap. You can take this second hand car salesman. In return we want Trump. | 1.3946 | 0.05068 | 147 | 99 | 38 | 10 |
605 | This has all the hallmarks of a hostile takeover. | 1.3944 | 0.05650 | 142 | 101 | 26 | 15 |
606 | We said we were open to DISCUSSING foreign adoption | 1.3943 | 0.04788 | 175 | 120 | 41 | 14 |
607 | OMG, look. Who uses a briefcase anymore. | 1.3942 | 0.05419 | 137 | 94 | 32 | 11 |
608 | This was not what I expected when they said it was going to be a hostile takeover. | 1.3935 | 0.05218 | 155 | 108 | 33 | 14 |
609 | All abductions now require signed consent forms. | 1.3932 | 0.05942 | 117 | 81 | 26 | 10 |
610 | We never should have signed that NDA. | 1.3926 | 0.05032 | 163 | 113 | 36 | 14 |
611 | This is trouble. They've already got an attorney! | 1.3920 | 0.05781 | 125 | 87 | 27 | 11 |
612 | They say they're from planet litigium. | 1.3920 | 0.06000 | 125 | 89 | 23 | 13 |
613 | I wasn't worried until I saw their lawyer. | 1.3919 | 0.05220 | 148 | 102 | 34 | 12 |
614 | I told you Fred was lying when he said he was going to the Hamptons for the weekend. | 1.3917 | 0.05952 | 120 | 84 | 25 | 11 |
615 | Damn it! They brought a lawyer. | 1.3916 | 0.05348 | 143 | 99 | 32 | 12 |
616 | I told you he was going into immigration law. | 1.3916 | 0.05252 | 166 | 119 | 29 | 18 |
617 | Oh no, it's an audit probe! | 1.3913 | 0.05580 | 138 | 97 | 28 | 13 |
618 | We are so happy you made new friends. | 1.3910 | 0.05110 | 156 | 108 | 35 | 13 |
619 | Oh! My God, they're here to repossess Earth. | 1.3910 | 0.05529 | 133 | 92 | 30 | 11 |
620 | They mean business this time... | 1.3907 | 0.05396 | 151 | 107 | 29 | 15 |
621 | That law firm really does have “offices conveniently located” everywhere! | 1.3907 | 0.05313 | 151 | 106 | 31 | 14 |
622 | Oh no, it's an Unidentified Flying Objection! | 1.3906 | 0.05572 | 128 | 88 | 30 | 10 |
623 | He's going to plead our courts lack jurisdiction. | 1.3905 | 0.04902 | 169 | 117 | 38 | 14 |
624 | I think maybe we should have hired him when we had the chance. | 1.3902 | 0.05492 | 123 | 83 | 32 | 8 |
625 | Looks like they’ve changed the format for ‘People’s Court. | 1.3902 | 0.05958 | 123 | 87 | 24 | 12 |
626 | He's been fighting for the rights of illegal aliens for years. | 1.3901 | 0.05399 | 141 | 98 | 31 | 12 |
627 | Yes, I'm thier lawyer. They want to become legal aliens. | 1.3897 | 0.05733 | 136 | 97 | 25 | 14 |
628 | They’ve come for our jobs. | 1.3893 | 0.05586 | 131 | 91 | 29 | 11 |
629 | Their first day on Planet Earth and they already have a lawyer. | 1.3893 | 0.05013 | 149 | 101 | 38 | 10 |
630 | At warp speed, time compresses to infinity – so he's really racking up the billable hours. | 1.3893 | 0.05278 | 149 | 104 | 32 | 13 |
631 | They’ve mastered intergalactic space travel, but they still need Human Resources?! | 1.3889 | 0.05960 | 126 | 90 | 23 | 13 |
632 | What eminent domain lawsuit? | 1.3889 | 0.05049 | 162 | 113 | 35 | 14 |
633 | When he said he worked for Mars, I assumed the candy company. | 1.3882 | 0.05202 | 152 | 106 | 33 | 13 |
634 | Oh no! He has another family! | 1.3881 | 0.05287 | 134 | 91 | 34 | 9 |
635 | Adoption is always complicated. | 1.3875 | 0.04855 | 160 | 109 | 40 | 11 |
636 | Now apparently you have to sign a consent form before being abducted. | 1.3873 | 0.05179 | 142 | 97 | 35 | 10 |
637 | Apparently they want us to take Jeff Bezos back. | 1.3871 | 0.05368 | 155 | 111 | 28 | 16 |
638 | Isn't that Elon Musk's attorney? | 1.3871 | 0.05918 | 124 | 88 | 24 | 12 |
639 | Look at that really weird one. | 1.3857 | 0.05698 | 140 | 101 | 24 | 15 |
640 | Which one is him? | 1.3857 | 0.05227 | 140 | 96 | 34 | 10 |
641 | They’re way less advanced then I thought. | 1.3856 | 0.05174 | 153 | 107 | 33 | 13 |
642 | Oh god...They lawyered up! | 1.3856 | 0.05005 | 153 | 105 | 37 | 11 |
643 | Take us to your attorney! | 1.3855 | 0.05031 | 166 | 117 | 34 | 15 |
644 | Exclude me, earthling. Have you been injured in an auto accident? | 1.3852 | 0.05853 | 135 | 98 | 22 | 15 |
645 | They're looking for Elon Musk | 1.3851 | 0.05383 | 148 | 105 | 29 | 14 |
646 | Holy.... It's my old boyfriend. I thought he ghosted me. | 1.3846 | 0.05715 | 130 | 92 | 26 | 12 |
647 | Oh, no! E. T. phoned his lawyer! | 1.3846 | 0.05609 | 130 | 91 | 28 | 11 |
648 | I see Elon is expanding his recruitments! | 1.3846 | 0.06051 | 117 | 83 | 23 | 11 |
649 | He said he’d be the one with the briefcase. | 1.3846 | 0.05101 | 156 | 109 | 34 | 13 |
650 | Yup. It’s tax time there too | 1.3840 | 0.05302 | 125 | 84 | 34 | 7 |
651 | And I thought I had a long commute! | 1.3836 | 0.05031 | 159 | 111 | 35 | 13 |
652 | Nothing friendly about these aliens, they brought along their attorney | 1.3835 | 0.05198 | 133 | 90 | 35 | 8 |
653 | He must be a great immigration lawyer. | 1.3835 | 0.05916 | 133 | 97 | 21 | 15 |
654 | If they came in peace, why did they bring a lawyer? | 1.3833 | 0.05820 | 120 | 84 | 26 | 10 |
655 | The one with the tie and the briefcase scares me the most. | 1.3831 | 0.04805 | 154 | 104 | 41 | 9 |
656 | We're returning him because he turned out not to be your leader. | 1.3830 | 0.05664 | 141 | 102 | 24 | 15 |
657 | Which one is the alien? It's hard to tell. | 1.3826 | 0.06124 | 115 | 82 | 22 | 11 |
658 | Strangely, the little guys with the ray-guns don't frighten me. But that corporate dude with the briefcase scares the hell out of me! | 1.3826 | 0.05437 | 149 | 107 | 27 | 15 |
659 | Aliens I don't mind, but LAWYERS!!! | 1.3819 | 0.05215 | 144 | 100 | 33 | 11 |
660 | As I suspected, lawyers aren't like us. | 1.3819 | 0.05025 | 144 | 98 | 37 | 9 |
661 | Law & Order: SETI? | 1.3814 | 0.06128 | 118 | 85 | 21 | 12 |
662 | Uh oh, here come the little Putins. | 1.3813 | 0.05812 | 139 | 102 | 21 | 16 |
663 | We come in peace. The lawyer does not. | 1.3813 | 0.05236 | 160 | 115 | 29 | 16 |
664 | The law firm of Glib, Glob, Gleep, Gloob, and Cohen. | 1.3806 | 0.05685 | 134 | 96 | 25 | 13 |
665 | I was afraid of this...real estate attorneys are everywhere these day! | 1.3806 | 0.05685 | 134 | 96 | 25 | 13 |
666 | Look out! He's got a BRIEFCASE!!! | 1.3803 | 0.05263 | 142 | 99 | 32 | 11 |
667 | Hank, tell me you didn’t violate the NDA! | 1.3803 | 0.05541 | 142 | 102 | 26 | 14 |
668 | You know, honey, even aliens have the right to a lawyer. | 1.3803 | 0.05070 | 142 | 97 | 36 | 9 |
669 | I thought we were just going to e-file our taxes this year. | 1.3802 | 0.05660 | 121 | 84 | 28 | 9 |
670 | I thought they would be a more advanced civilization than ours. | 1.3798 | 0.05633 | 129 | 91 | 27 | 11 |
671 | Maybe they couldn’t afford him either. | 1.3798 | 0.05524 | 129 | 90 | 29 | 10 |
672 | Because of the pandemic we now have local remote and remote remote workers. | 1.3798 | 0.05185 | 129 | 87 | 35 | 7 |
673 | Stop whining; he is not moving back in with us! | 1.3796 | 0.05692 | 108 | 73 | 29 | 6 |
674 | This is because of that Yelp review after my last abduction, isn't it? | 1.3796 | 0.05781 | 137 | 100 | 22 | 15 |
675 | We come in cease and desist. | 1.3791 | 0.05164 | 153 | 108 | 32 | 13 |
676 | On the bright side, the invasion will be negotiated. | 1.3791 | 0.04819 | 153 | 104 | 40 | 9 |
677 | Uh oh. Looks like they've lawyered up. | 1.3790 | 0.05905 | 124 | 89 | 23 | 12 |
678 | Apparently lawyers look the same on any planet. | 1.3788 | 0.05744 | 132 | 95 | 24 | 13 |
679 | This will be our first contract with aliens. | 1.3786 | 0.05116 | 140 | 96 | 35 | 9 |
680 | I knew this neighborhood would gentrify sooner or later. | 1.3786 | 0.05015 | 140 | 95 | 37 | 8 |
681 | Oh my, they must have avoided landing in court. | 1.3786 | 0.05216 | 140 | 97 | 33 | 10 |
682 | Now there's a half-assed attempt at assimilation. | 1.3784 | 0.06010 | 111 | 78 | 24 | 9 |
683 | How was I supposed to know eating a Mars bar was copyright infringement? | 1.3782 | 0.05092 | 156 | 110 | 33 | 13 |
684 | Uh oh! Ray guns and a real estate agent. | 1.3782 | 0.05172 | 156 | 111 | 31 | 14 |
685 | Herb, I told you we never should have started talking to those bots at the IRS. | 1.3780 | 0.05582 | 127 | 89 | 28 | 10 |
686 | If you really 'come in peace' you wouldn't be brandishing a lawyer! | 1.3778 | 0.05649 | 135 | 97 | 25 | 13 |
687 | From the look of their council, they do not come in peace. | 1.3770 | 0.05248 | 122 | 82 | 34 | 6 |
688 | Uh oh, they brought their lawyer... They definitely do not come in peace. | 1.3769 | 0.05597 | 130 | 92 | 27 | 11 |
689 | They've come to challenge certain inalienable rights. | 1.3768 | 0.05060 | 138 | 94 | 36 | 8 |
690 | I thought you said you stopped responding to Craigslist ads. | 1.3767 | 0.05424 | 146 | 105 | 27 | 14 |
691 | It looks likes ET's kids want to negotiate a better deal for the sequel. | 1.3761 | 0.05943 | 109 | 76 | 25 | 8 |
692 | Oh no !!!! My first husband.. !!! | 1.3761 | 0.06222 | 109 | 78 | 21 | 10 |
693 | I think they're ready to negotiate! | 1.3759 | 0.05401 | 133 | 93 | 30 | 10 |
694 | He's always tried to work where he can stand out | 1.3759 | 0.04986 | 141 | 96 | 37 | 8 |
695 | Oh, my God! This looks worse than we thought. They brought their lawyer. | 1.3759 | 0.04986 | 141 | 96 | 37 | 8 |
696 | I have no intention of signing the non-disclosure agreement. | 1.3758 | 0.05170 | 149 | 105 | 32 | 12 |
697 | Bristling with guns and lawyers? Why, they're just like us! | 1.3758 | 0.04900 | 149 | 102 | 38 | 9 |
698 | When your brother said he was representing nonresident aliens for those expensive real estate deals near the park, I never imagined this. | 1.3750 | 0.05109 | 144 | 100 | 34 | 10 |
699 | These former Trump lawyers take the oddest jobs. | 1.3750 | 0.05476 | 144 | 104 | 26 | 14 |
700 | This time they’ve come with legal probes. | 1.3750 | 0.05417 | 136 | 96 | 29 | 11 |
701 | I think we should talk to the one with the briefcase. | 1.3750 | 0.04923 | 152 | 105 | 37 | 10 |
702 | I knew billionaires going to space seemed like a bad idea. | 1.3750 | 0.05966 | 112 | 79 | 24 | 9 |
703 | Oh shit. The Republicans are here. | 1.3750 | 0.05347 | 152 | 110 | 27 | 15 |
704 | Is this about the non-disclosure statement you signed? | 1.3750 | 0.05559 | 120 | 83 | 29 | 8 |
705 | I guess every life form needs a lawyer. | 1.3750 | 0.05434 | 128 | 89 | 30 | 9 |
706 | We’re ‘Hollywood, Alabama’! You want the one in California! | 1.3750 | 0.05764 | 128 | 92 | 24 | 12 |
707 | Scott wasn't kidding when he told us he had an out-of-state client to represent. | 1.3750 | 0.04677 | 168 | 116 | 41 | 11 |
708 | Damn layers are everywhere! | 1.3742 | 0.05081 | 163 | 117 | 31 | 15 |
709 | Oh great. You just had to threaten to report them to immigration. Now they've lawyered up. | 1.3742 | 0.05109 | 155 | 110 | 32 | 13 |
710 | They're not sending us their best. | 1.3741 | 0.05479 | 147 | 107 | 25 | 15 |
711 | I'm so happy he found a place where he fits in. | 1.3740 | 0.05122 | 131 | 89 | 35 | 7 |
712 | Somehow the briefcase worries me more than the ray guns. | 1.3740 | 0.05561 | 131 | 93 | 27 | 11 |
713 | Not taking any chances, are they? | 1.3740 | 0.05584 | 123 | 86 | 28 | 9 |
714 | Don’t they know you have the wear masks on flights”? | 1.3740 | 0.05932 | 123 | 89 | 22 | 12 |
715 | This is the last time we send our kids to camp | 1.3738 | 0.06302 | 107 | 77 | 20 | 10 |
716 | Was this what you had in mind in hiring an "out-of-this-world" cleaning service? | 1.3733 | 0.05142 | 150 | 106 | 32 | 12 |
717 | We’re back and we brought our lawyer | 1.3733 | 0.05142 | 150 | 106 | 32 | 12 |
718 | We are so grateful you were able to get a flight on such short notice. | 1.3732 | 0.05156 | 142 | 99 | 33 | 10 |
719 | Well, it's about time! We've been waiting light years. | 1.3730 | 0.05934 | 126 | 92 | 21 | 13 |
720 | I always thought lawyers were not human. | 1.3727 | 0.06038 | 110 | 78 | 23 | 9 |
721 | Oh, god, they brought their lawyer … | 1.3725 | 0.05318 | 153 | 111 | 27 | 15 |
722 | Smile, but don’t say a word without legal representation. | 1.3724 | 0.04985 | 145 | 100 | 36 | 9 |
723 | Oh brother, I hate lawyers. | 1.3724 | 0.05265 | 145 | 103 | 30 | 12 |
724 | We're bringing your leader back to you. | 1.3723 | 0.05284 | 137 | 96 | 31 | 10 |
725 | Looks like they are prepared to negotiate. Don't jump at the first offer! | 1.3721 | 0.05170 | 129 | 88 | 34 | 7 |
726 | Look out!!Behind you! !! | 1.3721 | 0.06135 | 129 | 97 | 16 | 16 |
727 | Whatever they say, don't agree to a tax probe. | 1.3721 | 0.05726 | 129 | 93 | 24 | 12 |
728 | Oh, he's our immigration attorney, Bernie | 1.3720 | 0.04670 | 164 | 113 | 41 | 10 |
729 | Apparently, this is not their first invasion. | 1.3718 | 0.05162 | 156 | 112 | 30 | 14 |
730 | Watch while the suit ruins everything. | 1.3717 | 0.05508 | 113 | 77 | 30 | 6 |
731 | He's not kidnapped; he's on retainer. | 1.3714 | 0.05783 | 105 | 72 | 27 | 6 |
732 | I didn't know he was bringing the whole family! | 1.3712 | 0.05313 | 132 | 92 | 31 | 9 |
733 | Looks like these guys mean business. | 1.3712 | 0.05832 | 132 | 97 | 21 | 14 |
734 | Do you think they want to serve man? | 1.3710 | 0.05664 | 124 | 88 | 26 | 10 |
735 | You should have let me know you were bring friends home for dinner. | 1.3710 | 0.05664 | 124 | 88 | 26 | 10 |
736 | Look, Frank--litigious green men! | 1.3707 | 0.05939 | 116 | 83 | 23 | 10 |
737 | Tell them we got a better offer. | 1.3707 | 0.06064 | 116 | 84 | 21 | 11 |
738 | We really should've read the Terms and Conditions | 1.3704 | 0.04867 | 162 | 114 | 36 | 12 |
739 | Take us to your Comptroller | 1.3704 | 0.05014 | 135 | 92 | 36 | 7 |
740 | That last alien terrifies me! | 1.3699 | 0.05052 | 146 | 102 | 34 | 10 |
741 | How many miles did you write off this time? | 1.3699 | 0.05052 | 146 | 102 | 34 | 10 |
742 | We’re in trouble, they brought an accountant. | 1.3699 | 0.05499 | 146 | 107 | 24 | 15 |
743 | Is that Tucker Carlson? | 1.3694 | 0.06261 | 111 | 81 | 19 | 11 |
744 | You know it must be serious if they brought their lawyer with them. | 1.3694 | 0.06261 | 111 | 81 | 19 | 11 |
745 | Just, whatever you do, don't sign anything. | 1.3692 | 0.05475 | 130 | 92 | 28 | 10 |
746 | Clearly they know their rights | 1.3692 | 0.05253 | 130 | 90 | 32 | 8 |
747 | These are the Four Moonbeams. You used one of their songs in your tire store commercial without permission. | 1.3692 | 0.05995 | 130 | 97 | 18 | 15 |
748 | It's always a bad sign when they bring a lawyer. | 1.3691 | 0.04888 | 149 | 103 | 37 | 9 |
749 | But it was only a little space junk. | 1.3689 | 0.06321 | 103 | 74 | 20 | 9 |
750 | I don't think he's fooling anyone with his fucking briefcase. | 1.3689 | 0.06169 | 103 | 73 | 22 | 8 |
751 | Well, at least he dresses better than before they abducted him. | 1.3688 | 0.05074 | 141 | 98 | 34 | 9 |
752 | The one in the suit has a smaller brain . He must be their agent . | 1.3684 | 0.05594 | 133 | 96 | 25 | 12 |
753 | I told you those baseball caps we sent wouldn't fit. | 1.3684 | 0.05609 | 114 | 79 | 28 | 7 |
754 | Which one of you is Brian? | 1.3684 | 0.05469 | 114 | 78 | 30 | 6 |
755 | Oh, they’re conducting a legal probe. | 1.3684 | 0.05695 | 133 | 97 | 23 | 13 |
756 | Looks like another hostile takeover. | 1.3681 | 0.05284 | 144 | 103 | 29 | 12 |
757 | Legal aliens, I guess. | 1.3680 | 0.05740 | 125 | 90 | 24 | 11 |
758 | Look, it's the Legal Aliens... | 1.3680 | 0.05740 | 125 | 90 | 24 | 11 |
759 | Looks like they brought their own asshole. | 1.3680 | 0.05961 | 125 | 92 | 20 | 13 |
760 | We paid your tuition, you don’t call us, and now this is the crowd you’re running around with? | 1.3679 | 0.06043 | 106 | 75 | 23 | 8 |
761 | I told you they would bring their lawyer. | 1.3676 | 0.05602 | 136 | 99 | 24 | 13 |
762 | Look! It's Marjorie Taylor Greene's legal team. | 1.3675 | 0.06492 | 117 | 89 | 13 | 15 |
763 | Wow, are they still litigating ET’s phone bill? | 1.3675 | 0.06261 | 117 | 87 | 17 | 13 |
764 | 'Oh, John, we should have let him be a musician...' | 1.3675 | 0.06021 | 117 | 85 | 21 | 11 |
765 | It's best if we find something in common. I'll talk to the one at the back, you'll talk to the bald ones. | 1.3675 | 0.04856 | 166 | 118 | 35 | 13 |
766 | Let us hope it is not a cease and de-exist letter. | 1.3672 | 0.05419 | 128 | 90 | 29 | 9 |
767 | My god and they come with their lawyer!! | 1.3672 | 0.05532 | 128 | 91 | 27 | 10 |
768 | He has the names of this year's Oscar winners | 1.3672 | 0.05419 | 128 | 90 | 29 | 9 |
769 | One of these things is not like the others. | 1.3670 | 0.05925 | 109 | 77 | 24 | 8 |
770 | Apparently, "Klaatu Barada Nikto" means "You will he hearing from our lawyers." | 1.3669 | 0.05512 | 139 | 101 | 25 | 13 |
771 | I'm 80% confident that they are friendly. | 1.3667 | 0.05542 | 120 | 84 | 28 | 8 |
772 | He was outsourced. | 1.3667 | 0.05667 | 120 | 85 | 26 | 9 |
773 | Now they're really mad. | 1.3667 | 0.05909 | 120 | 87 | 22 | 11 |
774 | It’s Mike Lindell’s new attorneys. | 1.3664 | 0.05653 | 131 | 95 | 24 | 12 |
775 | Take my husband, please. | 1.3661 | 0.05812 | 112 | 79 | 25 | 8 |
776 | I thought they'd be more advanced. | 1.3659 | 0.05687 | 123 | 88 | 25 | 10 |
777 | When they booked our spare room for a family of five, this is NOT what I expected. | 1.3655 | 0.05254 | 145 | 104 | 29 | 12 |
778 | We're from the government and we're here to help. | 1.3654 | 0.06417 | 104 | 76 | 18 | 10 |
779 | I hear his commute is pretty bad but the company's benefits are out of this world | 1.3652 | 0.05569 | 115 | 80 | 28 | 7 |
780 | They come in peace, but I'm here to do an audit. | 1.3651 | 0.05589 | 126 | 90 | 26 | 10 |
781 | Can you take him back and pretend that never happened? | 1.3650 | 0.05167 | 137 | 96 | 32 | 9 |
782 | I hope your lawyer informed you this is not an open carry state. | 1.3645 | 0.05997 | 107 | 76 | 23 | 8 |
783 | It's the one with the spreadsheets that scares me. | 1.3644 | 0.05471 | 118 | 82 | 29 | 7 |
784 | Musk made it to Mars. | 1.3643 | 0.05712 | 129 | 94 | 23 | 12 |
785 | He must be in charge of the probe. | 1.3643 | 0.05605 | 129 | 93 | 25 | 11 |
786 | Oh, my god, they've brought their lawyer! | 1.3643 | 0.05920 | 129 | 96 | 19 | 14 |
787 | He must be carrying the codes. | 1.3636 | 0.05116 | 121 | 82 | 34 | 5 |
788 | Looks like they went with Xfjd, Xdskl, Zedies, Yeissaeajitaoex and Johnston... | 1.3636 | 0.06014 | 132 | 100 | 16 | 16 |
789 | Space Camp was awesome!! | 1.3636 | 0.05824 | 99 | 68 | 26 | 5 |
790 | Oh great! The alien spaceship and crew I ordered from Amazon two minutes ago already got here. | 1.3636 | 0.05868 | 121 | 88 | 22 | 11 |
791 | He always has to be different. | 1.3630 | 0.05488 | 146 | 108 | 23 | 15 |
792 | Oh no, it looks like Trumps Lawyers now have body guards. | 1.3630 | 0.05624 | 135 | 99 | 23 | 13 |
793 | Are we getting audited again? | 1.3629 | 0.04903 | 124 | 83 | 37 | 4 |
794 | Oh, no! That restraining order was humanity’s last hope! | 1.3629 | 0.05649 | 124 | 89 | 25 | 10 |
795 | Greetings. Take us to your ledger. | 1.3628 | 0.06037 | 113 | 82 | 21 | 10 |
796 | Apparently Musk isn't any more popular on Mars than he is on Earth. | 1.3627 | 0.05877 | 102 | 71 | 25 | 6 |
797 | It looks like these aliens mean business! | 1.3624 | 0.05405 | 149 | 110 | 24 | 15 |
798 | I am open to a close encounter, but not with a lawyer! | 1.3623 | 0.05033 | 138 | 96 | 34 | 8 |
799 | Rudy Giuliani and his team finally deliver the missing ballots. | 1.3623 | 0.05628 | 138 | 102 | 22 | 14 |
800 | This is bad. They brought a lawyer. | 1.3622 | 0.05553 | 127 | 91 | 26 | 10 |
801 | He did say he would be working remotely. | 1.3619 | 0.05434 | 105 | 71 | 30 | 4 |
802 | I believe we're about to make first contract. | 1.3609 | 0.05975 | 133 | 101 | 16 | 16 |
803 | Oh no! An attorney! | 1.3600 | 0.05131 | 125 | 86 | 33 | 6 |
804 | I don’t know which is worse, tort or torture. | 1.3597 | 0.05106 | 139 | 98 | 32 | 9 |
805 | Dear, this Area 51 National Park is absolutely remarkable! | 1.3596 | 0.05590 | 114 | 80 | 27 | 7 |
806 | He did mention his job was out of this world. | 1.3594 | 0.05404 | 128 | 91 | 28 | 9 |
807 | Wow, a real hitchhiker from the galaxy. | 1.3594 | 0.05404 | 128 | 91 | 28 | 9 |
808 | Honey,I alienized the kids. | 1.3592 | 0.05830 | 103 | 72 | 25 | 6 |
809 | I know who the four guys are, but who's the alien? | 1.3592 | 0.06450 | 103 | 76 | 17 | 10 |
810 | Well, the adoption agency did say they were illegal aliens. | 1.3590 | 0.05880 | 117 | 85 | 22 | 10 |
811 | Oh my gosh, it’s Harrison! We were in grade school together! | 1.3590 | 0.06004 | 117 | 86 | 20 | 11 |
812 | We come in peace; though, our lawyer requires a binding agreement. | 1.3590 | 0.06004 | 117 | 86 | 20 | 11 |
813 | I heard he won a stratospheric settlement for them." . | 1.3588 | 0.05638 | 131 | 96 | 23 | 12 |
814 | Did you even bring the sourdough starter?! | 1.3585 | 0.06023 | 106 | 76 | 22 | 8 |
815 | See Herb, I told you the IRS was hiring more agents! | 1.3585 | 0.05872 | 106 | 75 | 24 | 7 |
816 | Immigration lawyer | 1.3583 | 0.05773 | 120 | 87 | 23 | 10 |
817 | Can we get them green cards? | 1.3583 | 0.06126 | 120 | 90 | 17 | 13 |
818 | Well I guess our son misunderstood when we said to use your law degree to help impoverished “aliens”. | 1.3583 | 0.05525 | 120 | 85 | 27 | 8 |
819 | Jim’s been practicing interstellar law. | 1.3578 | 0.06186 | 109 | 80 | 19 | 10 |
820 | They're dropping off Rudy Giuliani. | 1.3577 | 0.06013 | 123 | 92 | 18 | 13 |
821 | We’re returning this item,it’s defective. | 1.3571 | 0.05930 | 112 | 81 | 22 | 9 |
822 | They have a screen test at Disney today, and he’s their agent. | 1.3571 | 0.06064 | 112 | 82 | 20 | 10 |
823 | Honey, it's Norman! He looks so good in a suit. | 1.3565 | 0.06199 | 115 | 86 | 17 | 12 |
824 | If the choice is forced abduction or litigation, I vote for abduction. | 1.3565 | 0.05411 | 115 | 80 | 29 | 6 |
825 | They've sent Martian, Martian, Martian, Martian & Marshall. | 1.3565 | 0.05411 | 115 | 80 | 29 | 6 |
826 | I think they want our absentee ballots. | 1.3564 | 0.06227 | 101 | 73 | 20 | 8 |
827 | Their lawyers are probably much more advanced than ours. The world is doomed. | 1.3562 | 0.05389 | 146 | 108 | 24 | 14 |
828 | They brought their attorney?! We are soooo getting probed! | 1.3561 | 0.05392 | 132 | 95 | 27 | 10 |
829 | He told me he needed space. | 1.3561 | 0.05805 | 132 | 99 | 19 | 14 |
830 | I see Trump has gotten new representation. | 1.3559 | 0.05961 | 118 | 87 | 20 | 11 |
831 | Once they learn the latest Earth news they will wish they kept the motor running. | 1.3559 | 0.05584 | 118 | 84 | 26 | 8 |
832 | Oh $#!% they don’t come in peace, they have a lawyer | 1.3559 | 0.05584 | 118 | 84 | 26 | 8 |
833 | The came to sue Bezos for his internet satellite monopoly. | 1.3554 | 0.05733 | 121 | 88 | 23 | 10 |
834 | Oh, look! Another four Musk babies we didn't know about. | 1.3551 | 0.05976 | 107 | 77 | 22 | 8 |
835 | We wish to return your leader! | 1.3548 | 0.06602 | 93 | 68 | 17 | 8 |
836 | No, if this was a friendly encounter they wouldn't need a lawyer. | 1.3548 | 0.05146 | 124 | 86 | 32 | 6 |
837 | Look! They’ve been infected with lawyers too! | 1.3548 | 0.05515 | 124 | 89 | 26 | 9 |
838 | They've been trying to reach you about your vehicle's extended warranty. | 1.3548 | 0.05633 | 124 | 90 | 24 | 10 |
839 | Dammit. They brought Dan back. | 1.3546 | 0.05243 | 141 | 102 | 28 | 11 |
840 | I think they're serious about buying our house. They brought their own real estate agent. | 1.3543 | 0.05306 | 127 | 90 | 29 | 8 |
841 | This does not look good—they've already lawyered up. | 1.3543 | 0.05306 | 127 | 90 | 29 | 8 |
842 | I suppose he’s with them to guarantee that they receive their unalienable rights. | 1.3542 | 0.04875 | 144 | 101 | 35 | 8 |
843 | It’s the one in the back who scares me. | 1.3542 | 0.06619 | 96 | 71 | 16 | 9 |
844 | These days everyone brings a lawyer. | 1.3540 | 0.05886 | 113 | 82 | 22 | 9 |
845 | Your Airbnb is ready | 1.3540 | 0.05468 | 113 | 79 | 28 | 6 |
846 | That explains the cows wrapped in red tape. | 1.3540 | 0.05611 | 113 | 80 | 26 | 7 |
847 | When we threaten scorched Earth litigation, we mean it ! | 1.3540 | 0.05750 | 113 | 81 | 24 | 8 |
848 | Oh no! I've always been afraid of Unidentified Financial Officers. | 1.3538 | 0.05764 | 130 | 97 | 20 | 13 |
849 | And I thought he ran off with Harriet. | 1.3537 | 0.04904 | 147 | 104 | 34 | 9 |
850 | Is that your immigration attorney? | 1.3535 | 0.05618 | 99 | 68 | 27 | 4 |
851 | That fifth guy in line is super scary! | 1.3535 | 0.06310 | 99 | 72 | 19 | 8 |
852 | When did our son join the Space Force? | 1.3534 | 0.05511 | 116 | 82 | 27 | 7 |
853 | Oh mi-god, they have an attorney! It's the end of the world! | 1.3534 | 0.05776 | 116 | 84 | 23 | 9 |
854 | Sweetheart, what insect removal service did you call?" | 1.3534 | 0.05463 | 133 | 97 | 25 | 11 |
855 | I didn’t know he was bringing the kids | 1.3533 | 0.04647 | 150 | 104 | 39 | 7 |
856 | What is the statute of limitations in light years? | 1.3529 | 0.05853 | 102 | 72 | 24 | 6 |
857 | It looks like you're also going to be probed by the taxman! | 1.3525 | 0.05193 | 139 | 100 | 29 | 10 |
858 | This is bad. They came with a lawyer. | 1.3525 | 0.05580 | 139 | 104 | 21 | 14 |
859 | If they brought a lawyer, it’s a hostile takeover. | 1.3520 | 0.05594 | 125 | 91 | 24 | 10 |
860 | We plan to take by force all of this planet's natural resources. McCrimmon will handle the paperwork | 1.3520 | 0.05594 | 125 | 91 | 24 | 10 |
861 | I didn't think making first contact with our new accountant would be this exciting. | 1.3519 | 0.05929 | 108 | 78 | 22 | 8 |
862 | Uh-Oh, it’s worse than an invasion to wipe us out. They want to litigate. | 1.3517 | 0.05318 | 145 | 107 | 25 | 13 |
863 | You can always spot the Air Marshall. | 1.3509 | 0.05708 | 114 | 82 | 24 | 8 |
864 | Do you suppose their people want to talk to our people? | 1.3509 | 0.05570 | 114 | 81 | 26 | 7 |
865 | Since they came to negotiate, let's go ahead and ask for the ship. They can have this planet. | 1.3509 | 0.05708 | 114 | 82 | 24 | 8 |
866 | Well now we know where D. B. Cooper has been for all these years. | 1.3505 | 0.06561 | 97 | 72 | 16 | 9 |
867 | These salesmen leave no stone unturned. | 1.3504 | 0.05335 | 117 | 82 | 29 | 6 |
868 | It looks like they're here to settle. | 1.3504 | 0.05195 | 117 | 81 | 31 | 5 |
869 | They mean business. Open carry AND a Second amendment lawyer. | 1.3500 | 0.05876 | 120 | 89 | 20 | 11 |
870 | We come in peace. Stan is our attorney. | 1.3500 | 0.05876 | 120 | 89 | 20 | 11 |
871 | The commute must be awful! | 1.3500 | 0.05752 | 100 | 70 | 25 | 5 |
872 | Isn't that Bob Randall, who talked us into signing a "death by Martian invasion" waiver on our life insurance? | 1.3500 | 0.06571 | 100 | 75 | 15 | 10 |
873 | Thank goodness they decided to return him by April 15. | 1.3497 | 0.04988 | 143 | 102 | 32 | 9 |
874 | Not surprising they brought their lawyer. | 1.3496 | 0.05413 | 123 | 88 | 27 | 8 |
875 | Uh oh, what do you think their lawyer wants? | 1.3496 | 0.05288 | 123 | 87 | 29 | 7 |
876 | Oh no, they brought their lawyer. This could be a hostile takeover. | 1.3496 | 0.05413 | 123 | 88 | 27 | 8 |
877 | I don't have a good feeling about the last one. | 1.3496 | 0.04896 | 123 | 84 | 35 | 4 |
878 | He’s the black suit of the family. | 1.3496 | 0.05535 | 123 | 89 | 25 | 9 |
879 | I thought you said he was going to school for IT not ET. | 1.3495 | 0.05640 | 103 | 72 | 26 | 5 |
880 | Hello. We're here to talk to you about your car's extended warranty. | 1.3495 | 0.06279 | 103 | 76 | 18 | 9 |
881 | They've hired the law firm of Oop Eek Ork Ork and Lebowitz. | 1.3492 | 0.05557 | 126 | 92 | 24 | 10 |
882 | Wait - did we say we'd adopt four? | 1.3488 | 0.05352 | 129 | 93 | 27 | 9 |
883 | Please tell Elon that I already took down my Tesla review. | 1.3486 | 0.05738 | 109 | 78 | 24 | 7 |
884 | Hey look, it's Jim! I wanted to hire him, but his rates were out of this world. | 1.3486 | 0.05587 | 109 | 77 | 26 | 6 |
885 | I don’t trust that one at the end of the line. | 1.3486 | 0.05884 | 109 | 79 | 22 | 8 |
886 | Uh oh. They have a lawyer. | 1.3485 | 0.05482 | 132 | 97 | 24 | 11 |
887 | Oh dear, they look litigious! | 1.3481 | 0.04621 | 135 | 92 | 39 | 4 |
888 | Billy, next time, just phone home. | 1.3478 | 0.05666 | 115 | 83 | 24 | 8 |
889 | Jimmy Hoffa's lost a lotta weight! | 1.3478 | 0.05530 | 115 | 82 | 26 | 7 |
890 | We're bringing him back for a refund. He's no good. | 1.3478 | 0.06454 | 92 | 67 | 18 | 7 |
891 | Thank God some sanity has finally arrived, except they brought their lawyer? | 1.3478 | 0.05665 | 92 | 63 | 26 | 3 |
892 | Crap!! Looks like four more votes for Trump!!! | 1.3478 | 0.05967 | 138 | 108 | 12 | 18 |
893 | Management consultant, my foot! I'm his mother and I say there's such a thing as too many work trips. | 1.3471 | 0.05211 | 121 | 85 | 30 | 6 |
894 | I knew that boarding school was a bad idea. | 1.3471 | 0.04939 | 121 | 83 | 34 | 4 |
895 | Accountants freak me out. | 1.3469 | 0.04984 | 147 | 106 | 31 | 10 |
896 | FIRST CONTRACT | 1.3469 | 0.04984 | 147 | 106 | 31 | 10 |
897 | They were friendly before they lawyered up. | 1.3468 | 0.05127 | 124 | 87 | 31 | 6 |
898 | I think they’re hostile. They brought their lawyer. | 1.3467 | 0.05093 | 150 | 110 | 28 | 12 |
899 | I missed my connection. | 1.3465 | 0.06361 | 101 | 75 | 17 | 9 |
900 | Always the nondisclosure form. | 1.3465 | 0.05405 | 127 | 92 | 26 | 9 |
901 | He never said anything about a second family. | 1.3462 | 0.05318 | 130 | 94 | 27 | 9 |
902 | I thought the saying was, "business in the front, party in the back." | 1.3462 | 0.05760 | 104 | 74 | 24 | 6 |
903 | Why are you returning him? | 1.3459 | 0.04658 | 133 | 91 | 38 | 4 |
904 | We are taking over your planet. Our attorney has the documents to sign. | 1.3458 | 0.06100 | 107 | 79 | 19 | 9 |
905 | I really don’t want any of them to date our daughter. | 1.3458 | 0.05650 | 107 | 76 | 25 | 6 |
906 | Damn. They brought our leader back. | 1.3456 | 0.05753 | 136 | 104 | 17 | 15 |
907 | Who’d you say your brother works for again? | 1.3456 | 0.05360 | 136 | 100 | 25 | 11 |
908 | oh no - they brought a space suit | 1.3456 | 0.05258 | 136 | 99 | 27 | 10 |
909 | Since he was a baby, Jim has always had to be different from his brothers. | 1.3455 | 0.05839 | 110 | 80 | 22 | 8 |
910 | OMG, our lawyer's abduction stories are true! And now he's negotiating for 30 percent of the world's resources! | 1.3451 | 0.05569 | 142 | 108 | 19 | 15 |
911 | I can hear them telepathically. I think they're saying, "Take us to your lawyer." | 1.3448 | 0.05625 | 116 | 84 | 24 | 8 |
912 | We do need workers and I am sure they have green cards. | 1.3445 | 0.05653 | 119 | 87 | 23 | 9 |
913 | I always knew Todd was a bit different. | 1.3443 | 0.05554 | 122 | 89 | 24 | 9 |
914 | That’s the tech support. | 1.3442 | 0.05161 | 154 | 115 | 25 | 14 |
915 | He finally found some clients who can afford his astronomical fees. | 1.3441 | 0.06018 | 93 | 66 | 22 | 5 |
916 | Galactic Social Services is taking custody of this planet! | 1.3440 | 0.05341 | 125 | 90 | 27 | 8 |
917 | Steve, is work so important that you even had to cut your abduction short? | 1.3440 | 0.05341 | 125 | 90 | 27 | 8 |
918 | Looks like they already know a lot about how this planet works. | 1.3438 | 0.05483 | 128 | 94 | 24 | 10 |
919 | Take us to your leader or legal representative. | 1.3438 | 0.05370 | 128 | 93 | 26 | 9 |
920 | Their leader’s a tax auditor. This can’t be good. | 1.3438 | 0.05483 | 128 | 94 | 24 | 10 |
921 | I wasn't frightened until I saw they brought their attorney | 1.3435 | 0.05284 | 131 | 95 | 27 | 9 |
922 | Uh oh, they’re litigious. | 1.3435 | 0.05171 | 131 | 94 | 29 | 8 |
923 | Take us to your representative. | 1.3434 | 0.06447 | 99 | 74 | 16 | 9 |
924 | Don’t worry , they are just Mars’ s version of the Beatles | 1.3434 | 0.06285 | 99 | 73 | 18 | 8 |
925 | No question--it's a hostile takeover. | 1.3431 | 0.06152 | 102 | 75 | 19 | 8 |
926 | Space aliens never concern me so much as guys with briefcases... | 1.3431 | 0.06460 | 102 | 77 | 15 | 10 |
927 | Maybe we should have said, from anywhere in the “world”instead of “universe”, in the adoption form. | 1.3431 | 0.05485 | 102 | 71 | 27 | 4 |
928 | We're doomed! They're armed and incorporated. | 1.3427 | 0.04973 | 143 | 103 | 31 | 9 |
929 | It's a merger. | 1.3426 | 0.06193 | 108 | 81 | 17 | 10 |
930 | They don't probe, they audit. | 1.3426 | 0.05123 | 108 | 74 | 31 | 3 |
931 | Do you think they'll take us, I'm so ready. | 1.3426 | 0.06052 | 108 | 80 | 19 | 9 |
932 | But why did they bring Dave back? | 1.3423 | 0.06070 | 111 | 83 | 18 | 10 |
933 | Oh no, anal probes AND a tax audit !! | 1.3423 | 0.05794 | 111 | 81 | 22 | 8 |
934 | I knew that wall wasn't going to stop aliens from coming into the country. | 1.3423 | 0.05651 | 111 | 80 | 24 | 7 |
935 | They said he would not be harmed but he's returned a lawyer. | 1.3421 | 0.05822 | 114 | 84 | 21 | 9 |
936 | What do you think? Lawyer, accountant or publicity agent | 1.3421 | 0.05822 | 114 | 84 | 21 | 9 |
937 | We’ve come to collect on your student loans, extend your vehicle warranties, and enlarge your penises. | 1.3419 | 0.05715 | 117 | 86 | 22 | 9 |
938 | Take me to your financial planner. | 1.3419 | 0.05967 | 117 | 88 | 18 | 11 |
939 | Did you remember to pay the gas bill last month? | 1.3419 | 0.05842 | 117 | 87 | 20 | 10 |
940 | He probably specializes in undocumented aliens. | 1.3419 | 0.05715 | 117 | 86 | 22 | 9 |
941 | They come lawyered up? | 1.3419 | 0.05451 | 117 | 84 | 26 | 7 |
942 | I told you he was going to fly in with the wrong crowd. | 1.3417 | 0.05487 | 120 | 87 | 25 | 8 |
943 | I tried to tell you that email wasn't from the real IRS! | 1.3413 | 0.05423 | 126 | 92 | 25 | 9 |
944 | Does he think he's in line for a promotion?” | 1.3413 | 0.05873 | 126 | 96 | 17 | 13 |
945 | OH LOOK, THERE'S JOHN | 1.3411 | 0.05103 | 129 | 92 | 30 | 7 |
946 | Oh no! This looks like a hostile takeover | 1.3411 | 0.05557 | 129 | 96 | 22 | 11 |
947 | Apparently they chase Flying Saucers as well as Ambulances ! | 1.3409 | 0.05571 | 132 | 99 | 21 | 12 |
948 | This looks like a hostile takeover. | 1.3409 | 0.06836 | 88 | 66 | 14 | 8 |
949 | Look, Roy, they brought your grandfather back. | 1.3409 | 0.05673 | 132 | 100 | 19 | 13 |
950 | It's a hostile takeover, because look, they brought their lawyer! | 1.3407 | 0.04950 | 135 | 96 | 32 | 7 |
951 | I wish we could just do the short form again. | 1.3407 | 0.06485 | 91 | 67 | 17 | 7 |
952 | I did say law school would turn him into an alien. | 1.3407 | 0.06096 | 91 | 65 | 21 | 5 |
953 | I’d tell them they’re trespassing, but I’m guessing we’d end up in court. | 1.3402 | 0.05841 | 97 | 69 | 23 | 5 |
954 | I knew we shouldn't have cheated on our taxes. | 1.3400 | 0.05360 | 100 | 69 | 28 | 3 |
955 | We should tell Junior to switch to accounting | 1.3398 | 0.06255 | 103 | 77 | 17 | 9 |
956 | Well, it kinda makes sense that all that anal probing would produce an a-hole lawyer. | 1.3398 | 0.06101 | 103 | 76 | 19 | 8 |
957 | So this is what your brother meant by an "out of this world legal career that was taking him places". | 1.3396 | 0.06126 | 106 | 79 | 18 | 9 |
958 | So that where attorneys come from | 1.3396 | 0.05978 | 106 | 78 | 20 | 8 |
959 | I told you sending him to the Space Force Academy was a mistake, Henry! I don't even recognize him...... | 1.3393 | 0.05888 | 112 | 83 | 20 | 9 |
960 | Now we can’t just land on the moon, we have to negotiate an easement? | 1.3391 | 0.05224 | 115 | 81 | 29 | 5 |
961 | I know we told our social worker we're willing to adopt from out-of-area, but... | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
962 | Remember... we don't sign anything. | 1.3391 | 0.05778 | 115 | 85 | 21 | 9 |
963 | Who's the freak with the briefcase? | 1.3390 | 0.05923 | 118 | 89 | 18 | 11 |
964 | Remember John, don't sign an NDA. It will only benefit the aliens. | 1.3390 | 0.05138 | 118 | 83 | 30 | 5 |
965 | Oh, he’s here to help us understand your tax code | 1.3390 | 0.05800 | 118 | 88 | 20 | 10 |
966 | Let's hope this is a civil suit. | 1.3390 | 0.05544 | 118 | 86 | 24 | 8 |
967 | A legal probe? Even worse. | 1.3390 | 0.05544 | 118 | 86 | 24 | 8 |
968 | It looks like they taught him humility. | 1.3388 | 0.05190 | 121 | 86 | 29 | 6 |
969 | "You were paid to keep HIM on YOUR planet." | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
970 | You said your relatives weren't coming 'til next week. | 1.3386 | 0.05387 | 127 | 93 | 25 | 9 |
971 | Interplanetary law has its perks. | 1.3385 | 0.05300 | 130 | 95 | 26 | 9 |
972 | What's the universal gesture for We're Screwed? | 1.3378 | 0.05212 | 148 | 111 | 24 | 13 |
973 | OMG, they've traveled a million light-years to do an audit?!" | 1.3378 | 0.05212 | 148 | 111 | 24 | 13 |
974 | Parking is over there! | 1.3371 | 0.06381 | 89 | 65 | 18 | 6 |
975 | This isn't how I remember space camp | 1.3370 | 0.06960 | 92 | 71 | 11 | 10 |
976 | Take Frank. He loves your movies! | 1.3370 | 0.06608 | 92 | 69 | 15 | 8 |
977 | He always wanted to help the little guy. | 1.3368 | 0.06456 | 95 | 71 | 16 | 8 |
978 | I told you it was a mistake . . . privatizing the IRS! | 1.3368 | 0.05720 | 95 | 67 | 24 | 4 |
979 | They always said Timmy's negotiation skills were out of this world. | 1.3367 | 0.06144 | 98 | 72 | 19 | 7 |
980 | This must be the law firm from out of state. | 1.3367 | 0.06144 | 98 | 72 | 19 | 7 |
981 | I was happy when he said he found out-of-state buyers willing to pay 20% over our asking price, but now he said they will be using cryptocurrency. | 1.3366 | 0.06016 | 101 | 74 | 20 | 7 |
982 | But what if we don’t want Rudy back…nice makeover though. | 1.3366 | 0.06178 | 101 | 75 | 18 | 8 |
983 | I don't like the looks of the guy with the briefcase. | 1.3365 | 0.06051 | 104 | 77 | 19 | 8 |
984 | Let's buy a telescope. It'll be fun, you said. Well, they think you're a peeping Tom. So, now we're being sued. Happy? | 1.3365 | 0.05734 | 104 | 75 | 23 | 6 |
985 | Welcome to New York. Aliens are welcome. Guns are not. | 1.3365 | 0.06203 | 104 | 78 | 17 | 9 |
986 | Are they going to eat us, or sue us? | 1.3364 | 0.06498 | 107 | 83 | 12 | 12 |
987 | No thanks. We had the gutters done last year. | 1.3364 | 0.05780 | 107 | 78 | 22 | 7 |
988 | I told you not to tell people about the Aliens giving you an unwanted Medical procedure without your consent. | 1.3364 | 0.05625 | 107 | 77 | 24 | 6 |
989 | Oh,Oh. They brought their accountant. | 1.3364 | 0.05671 | 110 | 80 | 23 | 7 |
990 | They ARE hostile. They've got a litigation attorney. | 1.3364 | 0.05816 | 110 | 81 | 21 | 8 |
991 | We give up. You can have him back. | 1.3363 | 0.05567 | 113 | 82 | 24 | 7 |
992 | I missed my regular flight. | 1.3362 | 0.05329 | 116 | 83 | 27 | 6 |
993 | Please don't tell me this is about a hyperspace bypass. | 1.3361 | 0.05633 | 119 | 88 | 22 | 9 |
994 | I know the last guy from law school. | 1.3361 | 0.05656 | 122 | 91 | 21 | 10 |
995 | Is that you, Elon? | 1.3361 | 0.05891 | 122 | 93 | 17 | 12 |
996 | I've heard of ambulance chasers but this is going too far. | 1.3361 | 0.05774 | 122 | 92 | 19 | 11 |
997 | Uh oh! They brought their lawyer this time. | 1.3360 | 0.05321 | 125 | 91 | 26 | 8 |
998 | The guy in the back scares me. | 1.3359 | 0.05116 | 128 | 92 | 29 | 7 |
999 | From here to attorney fee! | 1.3359 | 0.05351 | 128 | 94 | 25 | 9 |
1000 | They're attacking by a corporate takeover. | 1.3359 | 0.05235 | 128 | 93 | 27 | 8 |
1001 | They brought their lawyer to scare us. | 1.3359 | 0.05484 | 131 | 98 | 22 | 11 |
1002 | Watch out dear! He has a briefcase. | 1.3333 | 0.05688 | 105 | 76 | 23 | 6 |
1003 | If they say 'Take us herewith to your leader,' we'll know they've lawyered up." | 1.3333 | 0.05480 | 111 | 80 | 25 | 6 |
1004 | Take us to your best sci-fi movie producer. | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 117 | 85 | 25 | 7 |
1005 | I wonder if he billed for his travel time. | 1.3333 | 0.05966 | 102 | 75 | 20 | 7 |
1006 | Our Harold—accountant to the stars! | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 129 | 96 | 23 | 10 |
1007 | "At least it seems as if they're willing to negotiate the terms of our surrender." | 1.3333 | 0.05480 | 111 | 80 | 25 | 6 |
1008 | Wow, Dennis has really made a name for himself the field of mergers and acquisitions. | 1.3333 | 0.05257 | 135 | 100 | 25 | 10 |
1009 | They must be a far more advanced civilization than us…they only brought one lawyer! | 1.3333 | 0.05525 | 105 | 75 | 25 | 5 |
1010 | Call 911 and report we spotted a lawyer. | 1.3333 | 0.05694 | 117 | 87 | 21 | 9 |
1011 | The death rays we can handle. But the litigation…. | 1.3333 | 0.04932 | 114 | 79 | 32 | 3 |
1012 | Always late. Always a phenomenal excuse. | 1.3333 | 0.06224 | 96 | 71 | 18 | 7 |
1013 | So this is what they meant when they said they were looking for a "peaceful settlement." | 1.3333 | 0.06732 | 96 | 74 | 12 | 10 |
1014 | Dear God, they brought their lawyer! | 1.3333 | 0.05771 | 111 | 82 | 21 | 8 |
1015 | Whatever you do, Arthur, don't sign anything! | 1.3333 | 0.05475 | 138 | 105 | 20 | 13 |
1016 | Look, honey. They must really want a legal path to citizenship. | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
1017 | Oh, no! Invaded and audited! | 1.3333 | 0.05664 | 114 | 84 | 22 | 8 |
1018 | Get ready to hear all about how bad the commute is. | 1.3333 | 0.05232 | 132 | 97 | 26 | 9 |
1019 | We should have looked at that solar system installation contract more carefully. | 1.3333 | 0.05966 | 102 | 75 | 20 | 7 |
1020 | I didn’t know they sold life insurance in other galaxies. | 1.3333 | 0.05932 | 114 | 86 | 18 | 10 |
1021 | Well, it was one of the last tax havens. | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 108 | 79 | 22 | 7 |
1022 | Your brother's kids look so much like your mother! | 1.3333 | 0.06888 | 90 | 69 | 12 | 9 |
1023 | Unlikely an advanced civilization, they're still carrying guns. | 1.3333 | 0.05404 | 126 | 93 | 24 | 9 |
1024 | Honey , i think that’s our son | 1.3333 | 0.05627 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 7 |
1025 | I gave a bad Yelp review | 1.3333 | 0.06224 | 96 | 71 | 18 | 7 |
1026 | That must be the saucer's apprentice! | 1.3310 | 0.05262 | 142 | 107 | 23 | 12 |
1027 | It´s a lawyer! Run for your lives! | 1.3310 | 0.05262 | 142 | 107 | 23 | 12 |
1028 | I guess lawyers look the same everywhere. | 1.3308 | 0.05610 | 130 | 99 | 19 | 12 |
1029 | It's the attorney that scares me the most. | 1.3308 | 0.04931 | 130 | 93 | 31 | 6 |
1030 | I told you that the details of your abduction narrative amounted to defamation. | 1.3307 | 0.05130 | 127 | 92 | 28 | 7 |
1031 | Never mind, it’s just the IRS | 1.3307 | 0.04880 | 127 | 90 | 32 | 5 |
1032 | They say they dropped off some amino acids here 4 billion years ago and have come to claim the products. | 1.3306 | 0.05553 | 121 | 90 | 22 | 9 |
1033 | Let's talk to the one without a weapon. He seems friendly. | 1.3305 | 0.05254 | 118 | 85 | 27 | 6 |
1034 | Promise me you won't sign anything. | 1.3305 | 0.05114 | 118 | 84 | 29 | 5 |
1035 | This better not be another cookbook. | 1.3305 | 0.05779 | 118 | 89 | 19 | 10 |
1036 | We brought your leader back, sorry. | 1.3304 | 0.06016 | 115 | 88 | 16 | 11 |
1037 | Yes as usual, the last one out | 1.3304 | 0.05344 | 115 | 83 | 26 | 6 |
1038 | I think he is the same agent for the last boy band we hosted. | 1.3304 | 0.05135 | 112 | 79 | 29 | 4 |
1039 | I heard because of staffing shortages, the IRS is hiring from Area 51. | 1.3304 | 0.05439 | 112 | 81 | 25 | 6 |
1040 | We brought our own leader | 1.3303 | 0.05981 | 109 | 82 | 18 | 9 |
1041 | Good God,this time they brought their lawyer. | 1.3303 | 0.05837 | 109 | 81 | 20 | 8 |
1042 | They’ve taken this ridesharing thing too far — literally! | 1.3302 | 0.05482 | 106 | 76 | 25 | 5 |
1043 | When will INS stop harassing illegal aliens? | 1.3302 | 0.05482 | 106 | 76 | 25 | 5 |
1044 | Oh no, it’s the car warranty guy. | 1.3302 | 0.06248 | 106 | 81 | 15 | 10 |
1045 | So it’s true! They all have suits and big heads. | 1.3301 | 0.06230 | 103 | 78 | 16 | 9 |
1046 | Who’s the scary one in the back? | 1.3301 | 0.05917 | 103 | 76 | 20 | 7 |
1047 | Oh,Great. They're back. And now their legal aliens! | 1.3301 | 0.06075 | 103 | 77 | 18 | 8 |
1048 | The sign on the back of the spaceship reads ' Mork, Mork, Mork, Mork and Daniels, LLP' | 1.3299 | 0.05993 | 97 | 71 | 20 | 6 |
1049 | Fantastic. The exchange students have finally arrived. | 1.3298 | 0.05933 | 94 | 68 | 21 | 5 |
1050 | Oh, we’ll stay unidentified once you get a look at the non-disclosure agreement he’s got in that briefcase. | 1.3297 | 0.06454 | 91 | 68 | 16 | 7 |
1051 | Ask him if they’re IRS or SVU | 1.3297 | 0.06454 | 91 | 68 | 16 | 7 |
1052 | Oh, look! It's the legal team of Eek, Ack, Erg, Grr, and Schwartz! | 1.3297 | 0.06454 | 91 | 68 | 16 | 7 |
1053 | Never fly standby.” | 1.3295 | 0.05987 | 88 | 63 | 21 | 4 |
1054 | You couldn’t find a job closer to home? | 1.3295 | 0.06201 | 88 | 64 | 19 | 5 |
1055 | I knew Fred had a new carpool but this is out of this world. | 1.3294 | 0.06348 | 85 | 62 | 18 | 5 |
1056 | You had children while up there? | 1.3287 | 0.04940 | 143 | 105 | 29 | 9 |
1057 | More foreign investors looking for New York City real estate and acting like they own the place. | 1.3284 | 0.05056 | 134 | 98 | 28 | 8 |
1058 | I bet they're here to get a restraining order on Elon Musk. | 1.3281 | 0.05216 | 128 | 94 | 26 | 8 |
1059 | This is scary, they have a lawyer. | 1.3280 | 0.05051 | 125 | 90 | 29 | 6 |
1060 | Looks like they brought their immigration lawyer. | 1.3280 | 0.05878 | 125 | 97 | 15 | 13 |
1061 | They really mean business. | 1.3277 | 0.05352 | 119 | 87 | 25 | 7 |
1062 | What was the name of that adoption agency again? | 1.3277 | 0.05860 | 119 | 91 | 17 | 11 |
1063 | Sir, you can't park there. | 1.3273 | 0.06073 | 110 | 84 | 16 | 10 |
1064 | I recognize him. He’s a notorious UFO chaser. | 1.3273 | 0.05792 | 110 | 82 | 20 | 8 |
1065 | Where do you report an unindemnified flying object? | 1.3273 | 0.05496 | 110 | 80 | 24 | 6 |
1066 | They’ve come to serve man | 1.3273 | 0.05496 | 110 | 80 | 24 | 6 |
1067 | The one with the briefcase scares me most" | 1.3273 | 0.05934 | 110 | 83 | 18 | 9 |
1068 | Oh my God! They've retained Andrew Giuliani! | 1.3271 | 0.06337 | 107 | 83 | 13 | 11 |
1069 | We're doomed. They brought their lawyer! | 1.3271 | 0.05905 | 107 | 80 | 19 | 8 |
1070 | Looks like they really mean business. | 1.3271 | 0.06197 | 107 | 82 | 15 | 10 |
1071 | Remote learning has really done a number on the kids. | 1.3271 | 0.06337 | 107 | 83 | 13 | 11 |
1072 | I think we called the wrong pest control company. | 1.3271 | 0.05599 | 107 | 78 | 23 | 6 |
1073 | What? You couldn't call ahead? | 1.3271 | 0.05905 | 107 | 80 | 19 | 8 |
1074 | For the last time Lauren Boebert lives 3 houses down. | 1.3269 | 0.05868 | 104 | 77 | 20 | 7 |
1075 | He said he needed to be back by tax season. | 1.3267 | 0.05821 | 101 | 74 | 21 | 6 |
1076 | Their planet must not be any more intelligent than ours. They have lawyers too." | 1.3265 | 0.05941 | 98 | 72 | 20 | 6 |
1077 | So much for them coming in peace! | 1.3263 | 0.06427 | 95 | 72 | 15 | 8 |
1078 | Their alien lawyer makes this really bad - a close encounter of the legal kind! | 1.3263 | 0.06427 | 95 | 72 | 15 | 8 |
1079 | It looks like E T phoned his lawyer! | 1.3258 | 0.06143 | 89 | 65 | 19 | 5 |
1080 | He wasn’t lying when he promised us a quick settlement. | 1.3256 | 0.06500 | 86 | 64 | 16 | 6 |
1081 | They’re taking anyone into law school now. | 1.3256 | 0.06500 | 86 | 64 | 16 | 6 |
1082 | Ah, the last of the moderate Republicans! | 1.3256 | 0.06286 | 86 | 63 | 18 | 5 |
1083 | He always forgets to tell me when he's bringing guests home to dinner. | 1.3253 | 0.06206 | 83 | 60 | 19 | 4 |
1084 | I got the last flight out. | 1.3253 | 0.06880 | 83 | 63 | 13 | 7 |
1085 | I guess they appealed. | 1.3253 | 0.05450 | 83 | 57 | 25 | 1 |
1086 | The guns say, “We’re here to invade,” but the lawyer says, “We’re here to negotiate.” | 1.3252 | 0.04545 | 123 | 85 | 36 | 2 |
1087 | Looks like the IRS plans to catch up this tax year. | 1.3252 | 0.05714 | 123 | 94 | 18 | 11 |
1088 | Hey dear,I think our son is finally introducing his coworkers to us! | 1.3252 | 0.05353 | 123 | 91 | 24 | 8 |
1089 | I bet the last one is an illegal alien. | 1.3252 | 0.05227 | 123 | 90 | 26 | 7 |
1090 | I have been sent here to advise you that your automobile warranty has run out | 1.3248 | 0.05800 | 117 | 89 | 18 | 10 |
1091 | I wondered when Larry would figure out he got in the wrong carpool. | 1.3248 | 0.05672 | 117 | 88 | 20 | 9 |
1092 | Oh no! It's my ex! | 1.3248 | 0.05268 | 117 | 85 | 26 | 6 |
1093 | This is going to cost us. | 1.3248 | 0.05672 | 117 | 88 | 20 | 9 |
1094 | I know they’re calling it a “leveraged buyout” but it still feels like an invasion. | 1.3248 | 0.05672 | 117 | 88 | 20 | 9 |
1095 | My clients wish to file a copyright infringement action against the makers of the Mars bar. | 1.3243 | 0.05747 | 111 | 83 | 20 | 8 |
1096 | He must be a resident alien. | 1.3239 | 0.05052 | 142 | 106 | 26 | 10 |
1097 | Oh, no. Elon Musk is finally going to have to go back home! | 1.3238 | 0.06127 | 105 | 80 | 16 | 9 |
1098 | I hate it when your brother invites his friends for a visit. | 1.3235 | 0.05938 | 102 | 76 | 19 | 7 |
1099 | They claim they invented Bitcoin. And they brought a lawyer! | 1.3235 | 0.05938 | 102 | 76 | 19 | 7 |
1100 | Can't be sure. This cartoon's black and white. | 1.3235 | 0.05938 | 102 | 76 | 19 | 7 |
1101 | Well ...HELLO STRANGERS!!! | 1.3235 | 0.05601 | 102 | 74 | 23 | 5 |
1102 | I knew Pluto would not give up. | 1.3235 | 0.06410 | 102 | 79 | 13 | 10 |
1103 | Of course it's a hostile takeover! Why else would they bring their lawyer? | 1.3233 | 0.05179 | 133 | 99 | 25 | 9 |
1104 | Marvin is about to get even with everyone who mocked his claims of UFO sightings. | 1.3232 | 0.06062 | 99 | 74 | 18 | 7 |
1105 | Looks like this’ll be close encounters of the third degree. | 1.3232 | 0.05890 | 99 | 73 | 20 | 6 |
1106 | This can’t be good if they brought their lawyer with them. | 1.3232 | 0.05890 | 99 | 73 | 20 | 6 |
1107 | Keep your eye on the guy with the briefcase. | 1.3232 | 0.06230 | 99 | 75 | 16 | 8 |
1108 | I thought our lawyer said escrow, not extraterrestrial ! | 1.3232 | 0.05890 | 99 | 73 | 20 | 6 |
1109 | I know we've been Zooming regularly for two years, but I didn't expect him to be that tall. | 1.3229 | 0.06194 | 96 | 72 | 17 | 7 |
1110 | Oh what now?! Outer space taxes?! Will it ever end?!” | 1.3228 | 0.05109 | 127 | 93 | 27 | 7 |
1111 | Our adoption was approved | 1.3223 | 0.05406 | 121 | 90 | 23 | 8 |
1112 | They’ve changed since we saw their adoption photos. | 1.3222 | 0.06286 | 90 | 67 | 17 | 6 |
1113 | Yes they’re cute but you’re now telling me you didn’t read the adoption agency’s fine print. | 1.3222 | 0.06482 | 90 | 68 | 15 | 7 |
1114 | Oh dear, I only made up one guest room! | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
1115 | It's worse than I thought--it's a class action! | 1.3222 | 0.06286 | 90 | 67 | 17 | 6 |
1116 | The NRA seems pretty desperate to prove guns are an inalienable right … | 1.3220 | 0.05500 | 118 | 88 | 22 | 8 |
1117 | Oh look, our leader is back. | 1.3220 | 0.05090 | 118 | 85 | 28 | 5 |
1118 | I see the lasers, but they don't look Jewish! | 1.3218 | 0.06224 | 87 | 64 | 18 | 5 |
1119 | I heard his fees are out of this world. | 1.3218 | 0.06640 | 87 | 66 | 14 | 7 |
1120 | Oh, Oh! It looks like a hostile takeover! | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1121 | They can't be all that intelligent if they've got a lawyer with them | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1122 | We’re in trouble now. Lawyers are involved. | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1123 | I think you're mistaken, Harvey. Those are legal aliens. | 1.3217 | 0.05733 | 115 | 87 | 19 | 9 |
1124 | And you thought the British Invasion was exciting! | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1125 | Always a lawyer. | 1.3214 | 0.06374 | 84 | 62 | 17 | 5 |
1126 | Surprise! You won the Intergalactic Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes. | 1.3214 | 0.06809 | 84 | 64 | 13 | 7 |
1127 | Uh Oh, lasers AND lawyers | 1.3214 | 0.05703 | 112 | 84 | 20 | 8 |
1128 | How was the field trip? | 1.3211 | 0.05956 | 109 | 83 | 17 | 9 |
1129 | Watch out! They’ve got a lawyer. | 1.3211 | 0.05956 | 109 | 83 | 17 | 9 |
1130 | Klaatu barada ex parte? | 1.3211 | 0.06097 | 109 | 84 | 15 | 10 |
1131 | We found irregularities in your 2019 tax return | 1.3210 | 0.06989 | 81 | 62 | 12 | 7 |
1132 | Everyone has a lawyer these days. | 1.3209 | 0.05036 | 134 | 99 | 27 | 8 |
1133 | They're aliens. Of course they need an immigration lawyer! | 1.3208 | 0.05773 | 106 | 79 | 20 | 7 |
1134 | Our non-disclosure agreement will need to be signed upfront. Then we’ll tell you everything! | 1.3208 | 0.05927 | 106 | 80 | 18 | 8 |
1135 | And thus begun the case of The Aliens v. Planet Earth | 1.3208 | 0.05773 | 106 | 79 | 20 | 7 |
1136 | Oh no. A lawyer. | 1.3206 | 0.05338 | 131 | 99 | 22 | 10 |
1137 | You desire to buy a retirement house on Mars? | 1.3205 | 0.06703 | 78 | 58 | 15 | 5 |
1138 | That’s their immigration attorney. I hear his work is out of this world! | 1.3204 | 0.05888 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 7 |
1139 | No parking on the grass! | 1.3204 | 0.06048 | 103 | 78 | 17 | 8 |
1140 | He always was more follower than leader. | 1.3203 | 0.05195 | 128 | 95 | 25 | 8 |
1141 | The scariest one is the IRS agent. | 1.3200 | 0.06010 | 100 | 75 | 18 | 7 |
1142 | They brought a space suit. | 1.3200 | 0.05400 | 125 | 94 | 22 | 9 |
1143 | Resident aliens travel business class? | 1.3200 | 0.06176 | 100 | 76 | 16 | 8 |
1144 | I'm more worried about the government probe. | 1.3200 | 0.05840 | 100 | 74 | 20 | 6 |
1145 | I knew gerrymandering would lead to this. | 1.3200 | 0.06010 | 100 | 75 | 18 | 7 |
1146 | We're looking for Sidney Powell and Mike Lindell. | 1.3197 | 0.05614 | 122 | 93 | 19 | 10 |
1147 | Looks like the alien conquest will be through eminent domain! | 1.3197 | 0.05109 | 122 | 89 | 27 | 6 |
1148 | I thought “ Little, Green” was just their publishing arm, too!” | 1.3196 | 0.06139 | 97 | 73 | 17 | 7 |
1149 | We never should have let him go away for school. I told you he'd fall in with the wrong crowd. | 1.3196 | 0.05961 | 97 | 72 | 19 | 6 |
1150 | Maybe they come in peace? Maybe they come in peace??? Harold, they brought an actuary. | 1.3193 | 0.05715 | 119 | 91 | 18 | 10 |
1151 | The new paralegals are out of this world! | 1.3191 | 0.06090 | 94 | 70 | 18 | 6 |
1152 | Whatever happens, don't sign anything. | 1.3191 | 0.05899 | 94 | 69 | 20 | 5 |
1153 | Oh no! Apparently no matter how far we evolve, they'll always be lawyers! | 1.3191 | 0.05899 | 94 | 69 | 20 | 5 |
1154 | They must have him on a light-yearly retainer. | 1.3191 | 0.06090 | 94 | 70 | 18 | 6 |
1155 | Don't mind him, he's our accountant. | 1.3190 | 0.05421 | 116 | 86 | 23 | 7 |
1156 | So that's what consultants do! | 1.3190 | 0.05821 | 116 | 89 | 17 | 10 |
1157 | Sidearms and a lawyer....they mean business. | 1.3187 | 0.05822 | 91 | 66 | 21 | 4 |
1158 | Don't say gay or transgender dear" who knows if they have laws against that! | 1.3187 | 0.06608 | 91 | 70 | 13 | 8 |
1159 | So that’s why he was so secretive about his clients | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1160 | The one with the briefcase looks really scary. | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1161 | Show the little ones your iPhone while I mace the big one. | 1.3186 | 0.05223 | 113 | 82 | 26 | 5 |
1162 | How advanced can they be if they need a lawyer? | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1163 | He's here to make sure it remains unidentified | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1164 | I guess they're going to counter-sue and claim that they were the ones who were probed. | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
1165 | We can take you to our leader, but I don't think he needs more life insurance. | 1.3182 | 0.06373 | 88 | 66 | 16 | 6 |
1166 | It's the tall one that really scares me. | 1.3182 | 0.04991 | 110 | 78 | 29 | 3 |
1167 | If they mean us no harm why do they have a lawyer? | 1.3182 | 0.05620 | 110 | 82 | 21 | 7 |
1168 | Apparently, he's an immigration lawyer. | 1.3182 | 0.05909 | 110 | 84 | 17 | 9 |
1169 | I can’t tell if NASA’s budget is going up or down. | 1.3182 | 0.05314 | 110 | 80 | 25 | 5 |
1170 | See, I told you that 'Building a Wall' was a waste of money | 1.3178 | 0.05042 | 129 | 95 | 27 | 7 |
1171 | Those TV lawyers will represent anyone. | 1.3178 | 0.05245 | 107 | 77 | 26 | 4 |
1172 | They must be a litigious society. | 1.3178 | 0.05571 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 6 |
1173 | Did he just say “leader” or “lawyer?” | 1.3178 | 0.05571 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 6 |
1174 | You’re in a no-parking zone | 1.3176 | 0.06309 | 85 | 63 | 17 | 5 |
1175 | Dick from legal has already told me he is doing some pro bono work for undocumented aliens. | 1.3175 | 0.04995 | 126 | 92 | 28 | 6 |
1176 | They're not friendlies...they brought a lawyer. | 1.3175 | 0.04995 | 126 | 92 | 28 | 6 |
1177 | Bill never misses a chance to sell insurance. | 1.3173 | 0.05997 | 104 | 79 | 17 | 8 |
1178 | We'd like to volunteer to be abducted. | 1.3168 | 0.05959 | 101 | 76 | 18 | 7 |
1179 | Oh my God, it's a Republican! | 1.3168 | 0.06282 | 101 | 78 | 14 | 9 |
1180 | Well you didn’t want to adopt an American Baby | 1.3168 | 0.05959 | 101 | 76 | 18 | 7 |
1181 | No, I don't think it's Publisher's Clearinghouse. | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
1182 | So THAT’S Hungadungah, Hungadungah, Hungadungah, Hungadungah and McCormick! | 1.3168 | 0.06282 | 101 | 78 | 14 | 9 |
1183 | I’m a legal alien. | 1.3168 | 0.05437 | 101 | 73 | 24 | 4 |
1184 | Omigosh! It’s The Drillers, my favorite band! I thought they’d fallen off the face of the Earth! | 1.3168 | 0.06123 | 101 | 77 | 16 | 8 |
1185 | Nothing makes me more confident in human experimentation than a good liability lawyer. | 1.3167 | 0.05156 | 120 | 88 | 26 | 6 |
1186 | Looks like the IRS has expanded their jurisdiction | 1.3163 | 0.05909 | 98 | 73 | 19 | 6 |
1187 | We're here to sue mankind for a gazillion dollars in compensation for all the defamatory movies you made about us. | 1.3163 | 0.06255 | 98 | 75 | 15 | 8 |
1188 | Take us to your nearest Trader Joe's! | 1.3163 | 0.06421 | 98 | 76 | 13 | 9 |
1189 | His specialty is libel lawsuits. | 1.3163 | 0.06085 | 98 | 74 | 17 | 7 |
1190 | You idiot - we told you we wanted to put 'a lien' on this property. | 1.3162 | 0.05903 | 117 | 91 | 15 | 11 |
1191 | I guess the IRS is taking this audit seriously... | 1.3162 | 0.05242 | 117 | 86 | 25 | 6 |
1192 | It must be a "hostile takeover." | 1.3158 | 0.05476 | 114 | 85 | 22 | 7 |
1193 | Death. Taxes. Lawyers. | 1.3158 | 0.06546 | 76 | 56 | 16 | 4 |
1194 | How was your first day back at the office? | 1.3158 | 0.06218 | 95 | 72 | 16 | 7 |
1195 | Now I'm scared - they brought a lawyer. | 1.3158 | 0.05753 | 114 | 87 | 18 | 9 |
1196 | He’s here in case this becomes a hostile takeover | 1.3158 | 0.05652 | 95 | 69 | 22 | 4 |
1197 | We'll be able to work with them. They brought their accountant. | 1.3158 | 0.05333 | 114 | 84 | 24 | 6 |
1198 | No ma'am. We're LEGAL aliens. | 1.3158 | 0.05652 | 95 | 69 | 22 | 4 |
1199 | Don't be scared, the lawyer won't hurt you. | 1.3158 | 0.05033 | 114 | 82 | 28 | 4 |
1200 | Look! Our son actually remembered to wear his glasses! | 1.3158 | 0.07542 | 76 | 60 | 8 | 8 |
1201 | The guy in the suit is handling the details of their hostile takeover. | 1.3154 | 0.05126 | 130 | 97 | 25 | 8 |
1202 | I did NOT collide with your vehicle. | 1.3154 | 0.05126 | 130 | 97 | 25 | 8 |
1203 | Damn, they've already lawyered up! | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1204 | It’s so sad that Harold never got a chance to work from home. | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1205 | Take me to your lawyer? Obviously, they've been studying earth culture for a while . | 1.3148 | 0.05527 | 108 | 80 | 22 | 6 |
1206 | Let's tell them that our leader is Vladimar Putin. | 1.3146 | 0.05892 | 89 | 65 | 20 | 4 |
1207 | 80% of the people who go to those conferences say they come back a changed person. | 1.3146 | 0.06510 | 89 | 68 | 14 | 7 |
1208 | Careful, I think they mean business... | 1.3146 | 0.05892 | 89 | 65 | 20 | 4 |
1209 | Golly, the IRS really has thrown a wide recruitment net. | 1.3145 | 0.05416 | 124 | 94 | 21 | 9 |
1210 | Oh, God, I hope it's not another one of those "out-of-this-world" offers. | 1.3143 | 0.05631 | 105 | 78 | 21 | 6 |
1211 | You only needed on of them for the HOV lane! | 1.3143 | 0.05631 | 105 | 78 | 21 | 6 |
1212 | My team knows the truth about the 2020 election. | 1.3143 | 0.06100 | 105 | 81 | 15 | 9 |
1213 | Oh no— they brought their agent this time. | 1.3143 | 0.05466 | 105 | 77 | 23 | 5 |
1214 | The old stories were true! They have been here before. | 1.3143 | 0.05466 | 105 | 77 | 23 | 5 |
1215 | If JFK Jr. climbs out next I promise to never to Q-shame cousin Marge again. | 1.3140 | 0.06462 | 86 | 65 | 15 | 6 |
1216 | I don’t know, honey, if they’re from Publishers Clearinghouse, where are the flowers and the big check? | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1217 | I just knew that low tuition was too good to be true! | 1.3137 | 0.05742 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 6 |
1218 | Now that's a weird looking flight crew. | 1.3137 | 0.06382 | 102 | 80 | 12 | 10 |
1219 | And you were worried about the Russians? | 1.3137 | 0.05742 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 6 |
1220 | Jonathan told us that he wasn’t going to law school to get a corporate job but this is taking it too far. | 1.3137 | 0.05742 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 6 |
1221 | Obviously, they've never read Shakespeare. | 1.3133 | 0.06841 | 83 | 64 | 12 | 7 |
1222 | I never knew your brother had such a long commute. | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
1223 | Guess who’s coming to dinner. | 1.3131 | 0.06364 | 99 | 77 | 13 | 9 |
1224 | They saw his ad on television. | 1.3131 | 0.06031 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 7 |
1225 | Was that man with them when we dropped them off at summer camp? | 1.3130 | 0.05574 | 115 | 87 | 20 | 8 |
1226 | Looks like they mean business. | 1.3125 | 0.05817 | 112 | 86 | 17 | 9 |
1227 | Seriously, how do Aliens get somebody from Human Resources! | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
1228 | Is this what he meant when he said he's getting a job in A.I? | 1.3125 | 0.05403 | 96 | 69 | 24 | 3 |
1229 | They’re contesting the Will! | 1.3125 | 0.05981 | 96 | 72 | 18 | 6 |
1230 | They're not human. | 1.3125 | 0.05981 | 96 | 72 | 18 | 6 |
1231 | When Brad said he was representing Aliens, I though he meant…. | 1.3125 | 0.04673 | 128 | 92 | 32 | 4 |
1232 | The one at the end really looks scary. | 1.3125 | 0.05234 | 112 | 82 | 25 | 5 |
1233 | This isn’t an abduction, it’s an audit! | 1.3120 | 0.05257 | 125 | 94 | 23 | 8 |
1234 | A lawyer...to defend their second Amendment rights. | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
1235 | He went too far with Work From “Anywhere” | 1.3118 | 0.05508 | 93 | 67 | 23 | 3 |
1236 | Our son, the interstellar legal counsel finally back down to earth. | 1.3118 | 0.05508 | 93 | 67 | 23 | 3 |
1237 | Take us to your leader or else we will unleash *the accountant*. | 1.3118 | 0.06111 | 93 | 70 | 17 | 6 |
1238 | There's something I didn't tell you about my ex husband. | 1.3118 | 0.06300 | 93 | 71 | 15 | 7 |
1239 | He said the firm is ET, T & T. | 1.3117 | 0.06473 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 4 |
1240 | Looks like working remotely didn't pan out. | 1.3117 | 0.06732 | 77 | 58 | 14 | 5 |
1241 | They've brought their own immigration lawyer? | 1.3115 | 0.05085 | 122 | 90 | 26 | 6 |
1242 | I don't see Peter. Are you sure he was on this flight? | 1.3115 | 0.05344 | 122 | 92 | 22 | 8 |
1243 | I guess their population is 20% lawyers too | 1.3113 | 0.05423 | 106 | 78 | 23 | 5 |
1244 | These negotiations for used car deals are really starting to get out of hand... | 1.3113 | 0.05423 | 106 | 78 | 23 | 5 |
1245 | Oh, good. When he left he needed a haircut. | 1.3113 | 0.05744 | 106 | 80 | 19 | 7 |
1246 | Dibs on the guy in the suit | 1.3113 | 0.05744 | 106 | 80 | 19 | 7 |
1247 | So who do you think that last guy is? | 1.3113 | 0.05423 | 106 | 78 | 23 | 5 |
1248 | Trump? Why, yes. Yes he is our leader. Your ray guns are loaded, right? | 1.3113 | 0.05899 | 106 | 81 | 17 | 8 |
1249 | You always just knew they'd bring a real estate agent. | 1.3111 | 0.06447 | 90 | 69 | 14 | 7 |
1250 | Your abduction lawsuit is toast. They’ve lawyered up. | 1.3108 | 0.06645 | 74 | 55 | 15 | 4 |
1251 | He'll never be a team player. | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
1252 | Mine is always "last one off!" | 1.3103 | 0.06397 | 87 | 66 | 15 | 6 |
1253 | Death, taxes and aliens - Man, I hate the future! | 1.3103 | 0.05736 | 87 | 63 | 21 | 3 |
1254 | I don't know, the Fog was pretty thick Herb, you sure it was a 'car' you smashed into last night? | 1.3103 | 0.06185 | 87 | 65 | 17 | 5 |
1255 | Oh no! They've cloned a lawyer. | 1.3103 | 0.06397 | 87 | 66 | 15 | 6 |
1256 | George, we're going to need more guestrooms... | 1.3100 | 0.05808 | 100 | 75 | 19 | 6 |
1257 | Please direct all questions to our immigration attorney. | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
1258 | OMG, the rumors were true about Mitch McConnell | 1.3100 | 0.05808 | 100 | 75 | 19 | 6 |
1259 | Looks like he sold them an extended warranty. | 1.3100 | 0.05260 | 100 | 72 | 25 | 3 |
1260 | My clients are here to see you because of the disparaging remarks on your Facebook page. | 1.3097 | 0.05195 | 113 | 83 | 25 | 5 |
1261 | Look! Our son has grown up to be a lawyer! | 1.3097 | 0.05633 | 113 | 86 | 19 | 8 |
1262 | I must confess -- he almost looks human. | 1.3095 | 0.05611 | 84 | 60 | 22 | 2 |
1263 | Oh! I didn't know my boss had kids! | 1.3095 | 0.06770 | 84 | 65 | 12 | 7 |
1264 | I told you the air B and B thing was a bad idea. | 1.3095 | 0.06770 | 84 | 65 | 12 | 7 |
1265 | Air travel has gotten so confusing. | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1266 | Honey, have you been using my Amazon Prime account again? | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1267 | I knew we had to sign an NDA. | 1.3093 | 0.06106 | 97 | 74 | 16 | 7 |
1268 | Did he just say, 'Take me to your lawyer?' | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1269 | I beought the kids back home. They didn't enjoy Space Camp | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1270 | OMG! When he said his classmates were all gun toting eggheads from outer space, he was telling the truth. | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1271 | We should've built that wall. | 1.3093 | 0.06280 | 97 | 75 | 14 | 8 |
1272 | We were told there would be no counsel at this meeting! | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1273 | Oh thank god, it's just a legal probe. | 1.3086 | 0.06722 | 81 | 62 | 13 | 6 |
1274 | I knew billionaires in space would lead to no good. | 1.3086 | 0.06246 | 81 | 60 | 17 | 4 |
1275 | Our lawyer will show you our visas. | 1.3086 | 0.06948 | 81 | 63 | 11 | 7 |
1276 | They’re claiming it’s a case of imminent domain since they built the pyramids. | 1.3086 | 0.06489 | 81 | 61 | 15 | 5 |
1277 | They'll either conquer us by force or by requesting eminent domain | 1.3085 | 0.05863 | 94 | 70 | 19 | 5 |
1278 | Looks like they hired a lobbyist. | 1.3085 | 0.05863 | 94 | 70 | 19 | 5 |
1279 | I’m not sure John. They said they come in peace but they brought their lawyer with them… | 1.3085 | 0.06055 | 94 | 71 | 17 | 6 |
1280 | Isn’t that John, the hippie who used to live next door? | 1.3085 | 0.06422 | 94 | 73 | 13 | 8 |
1281 | Well on their Airbnb application they said they wanted a stylish "space." | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1282 | See, I knew that lawyers were an alien life form! | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
1283 | They've appealed to a higher court. | 1.3077 | 0.06385 | 91 | 70 | 14 | 7 |
1284 | When your brother said he had some new clients from far away he wasn't kidding. | 1.3077 | 0.06385 | 91 | 70 | 14 | 7 |
1285 | They must be serious about their offer . . . they brought their lawyer this time. | 1.3077 | 0.05104 | 130 | 98 | 24 | 8 |
1286 | He always preferred working remotely. | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
1287 | Aliens today adapt quickly. They've already lawyered up. | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
1288 | Damn! They brought their lawyer. | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
1289 | They're here to volunteer. | 1.3069 | 0.05927 | 101 | 77 | 17 | 7 |
1290 | Halfway across the galaxy, and still the attorneys look the same. | 1.3069 | 0.05927 | 101 | 77 | 17 | 7 |
1291 | It looks like they brought representation. I don't think they come in peace. | 1.3068 | 0.05682 | 88 | 64 | 21 | 3 |
1292 | Looks like they brought a lawyer to protect their inalienable rights | 1.3068 | 0.06925 | 88 | 70 | 9 | 9 |
1293 | Don't worry! They only want to meet some flat earthers. | 1.3068 | 0.06124 | 88 | 66 | 17 | 5 |
1294 | You said she agreed to the divorce terms. | 1.3063 | 0.05399 | 111 | 83 | 22 | 6 |
1295 | I’ll take the legal probe. | 1.3063 | 0.05399 | 111 | 83 | 22 | 6 |
1296 | Well it looks like things are getting back to normal. | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
1297 | I see they speak the universal language | 1.3061 | 0.05311 | 98 | 71 | 24 | 3 |
1298 | I told you not to take the deduction for the home office! | 1.3061 | 0.05311 | 98 | 71 | 24 | 3 |
1299 | Looks like they’re gonna fight that anti-probing law. | 1.3061 | 0.06052 | 98 | 75 | 16 | 7 |
1300 | It is worse than we thought, they brought a lawyer. | 1.3060 | 0.05528 | 134 | 106 | 15 | 13 |
1301 | 'So typical of your brother.' | 1.3059 | 0.06700 | 85 | 66 | 12 | 7 |
1302 | Are you sure that's him? | 1.3059 | 0.06700 | 85 | 66 | 12 | 7 |
1303 | He said he was feeling alienated… | 1.3059 | 0.06700 | 85 | 66 | 12 | 7 |
1304 | I thought you were bringing only one guy from the office home for dinner, Alfred! | 1.3059 | 0.05803 | 85 | 62 | 20 | 3 |
1305 | It's the day the Earth stood still - your brother Morty finally got a job! | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
1306 | Hi folks. It'll just be for a few nights. | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
1307 | It's worse than we thought: they've lawyered up! | 1.3056 | 0.05652 | 108 | 82 | 19 | 7 |
1308 | Grandad?!?! What a surprise! | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
1309 | Did you know they were bringing their lawyer? | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
1310 | I told you to stop playing with your laser pointer. | 1.3053 | 0.06000 | 95 | 72 | 17 | 6 |
1311 | Thanks to SpaceX Uber, your brother has returned from his remote job. | 1.3053 | 0.05411 | 95 | 69 | 23 | 3 |
1312 | So you HAD to dare my brother to prove his abduction story! | 1.3053 | 0.05614 | 95 | 70 | 21 | 4 |
1313 | That just goes to show what a difference a good immigration attorney can make. | 1.3049 | 0.06651 | 82 | 63 | 13 | 6 |
1314 | I guess they lost the election. | 1.3049 | 0.06181 | 82 | 61 | 17 | 4 |
1315 | They'll never be able to prove I said it with malice. | 1.3049 | 0.05673 | 82 | 59 | 21 | 2 |
1316 | I hope John's fitting in | 1.3048 | 0.06071 | 105 | 82 | 14 | 9 |
1317 | I told you they'd bring their attorney! | 1.3043 | 0.05517 | 92 | 67 | 22 | 3 |
1318 | An immigration lawyer? We’re doomed! | 1.3043 | 0.05119 | 115 | 85 | 25 | 5 |
1319 | I get the aliens, but don’t we have enough dipshits in suits? | 1.3043 | 0.06132 | 92 | 70 | 16 | 6 |
1320 | Looks like they're here to serve man...with a subpoena. | 1.3040 | 0.05474 | 125 | 97 | 18 | 10 |
1321 | His colonoscopy is fine. | 1.3039 | 0.06040 | 102 | 79 | 15 | 8 |
1322 | Take me to your litigator | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
1323 | Oh look. The aliens robots look just like ours. | 1.3038 | 0.06826 | 79 | 61 | 12 | 6 |
1324 | Wow! I thought Stockholm Syndrome was an earthbound concept! | 1.3036 | 0.05357 | 112 | 84 | 22 | 6 |
1325 | I told you to have faith Harvey. You said he was wasting his time pursuing a degree in intergalactic law | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 66 | 19 | 4 |
1326 | Ernst And Young have been successful at expanding their customer base. | 1.3034 | 0.06667 | 89 | 70 | 11 | 8 |
1327 | Have they come to liquidate or litigate? | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
1328 | Oh great, they’re going to end up with half our planet. | 1.3034 | 0.06272 | 89 | 68 | 15 | 6 |
1329 | It’s ok, honey. It appears they’ve only come to tax us. | 1.3034 | 0.06272 | 89 | 68 | 15 | 6 |
1330 | I heard this guy’s reputation is out of this world. | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 7 |
1331 | Yay! The man from the adoption agency! | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
1332 | I'm pretty sure I've seen the second guy once or twice before. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
1333 | They won’t abduct you without an NDA. | 1.3030 | 0.05266 | 99 | 72 | 24 | 3 |
1334 | I thought they might be friendly, before I saw the lawyer. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
1335 | I didn’t realize he was bringing the whole firm to the closing. | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
1336 | They DO offer business class! | 1.3028 | 0.05607 | 109 | 83 | 19 | 7 |
1337 | They’re here to probe our tax return” | 1.3028 | 0.04964 | 109 | 79 | 27 | 3 |
1338 | Your crazy uncle ruined our Thanksgiving dinner. We’re giving him back. | 1.3028 | 0.05132 | 109 | 80 | 25 | 4 |
1339 | Looks like they have lawyers, Walt. They must not be very advanced. | 1.3028 | 0.05607 | 109 | 83 | 19 | 7 |
1340 | Here they come, from Washington, D.C. | 1.3026 | 0.07260 | 76 | 60 | 9 | 7 |
1341 | Oh! Apparently our senator cut a deal for himself. What a surprise?" | 1.3026 | 0.06759 | 76 | 58 | 13 | 5 |
1342 | You “come in peace?” With a lawyer? Don’t make me laugh, Meeptor. | 1.3023 | 0.06631 | 86 | 67 | 12 | 7 |
1343 | It's a hostile takeover, no doubt about it." | 1.3023 | 0.05980 | 86 | 64 | 18 | 4 |
1344 | The origin of IRS agents. | 1.3023 | 0.06421 | 86 | 66 | 14 | 6 |
1345 | How did they know to bring a lawyer? | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
1346 | On behalf of the Universe, where do we go to sue Earth for gross negligence? | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
1347 | My guess is they expect litigation. | 1.3021 | 0.06127 | 96 | 74 | 15 | 7 |
1348 | My clients consider the phrase Little Green Men defamatory. We are here to file suit, take us to your leader. | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
1349 | A lawyer. Well, there goes the neighborhood. | 1.3019 | 0.05714 | 106 | 81 | 18 | 7 |
1350 | He did say the security for the meeting was out of this world. | 1.3017 | 0.04931 | 116 | 85 | 27 | 4 |
1351 | Abducting him was a mistake - he's a weapon of mass obstruction | 1.3017 | 0.05506 | 116 | 89 | 19 | 8 |
1352 | Oh dear, I told you we should have gotten the umbrella policy. | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
1353 | We’ve been on hold for so long, I just want to speak to a real person. | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
1354 | That is simply the remote-est work I have yet seen. | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
1355 | Now they bring an interpreter??? | 1.3012 | 0.05872 | 83 | 61 | 19 | 3 |
1356 | It's my old CPA boyfriend Bob. They always bring him back in April. | 1.3012 | 0.05617 | 83 | 60 | 21 | 2 |
1357 | They’re tired of the “illegal alien” rap. | 1.3012 | 0.06580 | 83 | 64 | 13 | 6 |
1358 | One small step for Martians - one giant leap for billable hours. | 1.3011 | 0.06627 | 93 | 74 | 10 | 9 |
1359 | They’ve come for their cut of the box office. | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1360 | I guess they didn’t think they could get a fair trial on Mars . | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1361 | 'If they really came in peace they wouldn't have brought their lawyer. | 1.3010 | 0.06145 | 103 | 81 | 13 | 9 |
1362 | You said your ex was out of this world but you never mentioned he was a Martian.” | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
1363 | This is scary - they brought their lawyer! | 1.3009 | 0.05316 | 113 | 85 | 22 | 6 |
1364 | Wow, witness protection has really upgraded | 1.3000 | 0.05575 | 90 | 66 | 21 | 3 |
1365 | They probably want us to sign an NDA. | 1.3000 | 0.05222 | 100 | 73 | 24 | 3 |
1366 | Here he comes with the brood. I knew he had a second wife and kids somewhere out there. | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
1367 | I’m more frightened by the lawyer, honestly. | 1.3000 | 0.06113 | 100 | 78 | 14 | 8 |
1368 | "Another message from your Ex, I suppose? | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
1369 | WOW, this can't be good. They brought a lawyer along. | 1.3000 | 0.05855 | 110 | 86 | 15 | 9 |
1370 | Screw the ray-guns, it's the briefcase that scares me. | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
1371 | Our lawyer is a specialist in open-carry laws. | 1.3000 | 0.05711 | 110 | 85 | 17 | 8 |
1372 | His benefits must be out of this world. | 1.3000 | 0.05093 | 110 | 81 | 25 | 4 |
1373 | Those takeover lawyers will work for anybody! | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
1374 | Should we be more afraid of the lasers or the legal fees? | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
1375 | The last one is hideous! | 1.2991 | 0.05821 | 107 | 83 | 16 | 8 |
1376 | INDEPENDENCE DAY 3: Countersuit Litigation | 1.2991 | 0.05667 | 107 | 82 | 18 | 7 |
1377 | Mary pressed a hand to her heart, exhaling in relief. The quadruplets and Jerry had made it back from the war. She worried so much about them…especially Jerry who was NOT bright and stupidly thought a briefcase constituted weaponry. | 1.2990 | 0.06072 | 97 | 75 | 15 | 7 |
1378 | As their attorney, they only demand one thing on your planet Earth - Stop airing The Bachelor!! | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1379 | Elon, you've done it! | 1.2990 | 0.06072 | 97 | 75 | 15 | 7 |
1380 | Oh my god. They forgot to put it in park! | 1.2990 | 0.05892 | 97 | 74 | 17 | 6 |
1381 | Uh oh... Tax probe! | 1.2989 | 0.06563 | 87 | 68 | 12 | 7 |
1382 | Even THEIR rights are inalienable? | 1.2989 | 0.06764 | 87 | 69 | 10 | 8 |
1383 | Which one is MacGregor? | 1.2989 | 0.06356 | 87 | 67 | 14 | 6 |
1384 | What were they doing in that weather balloon? | 1.2989 | 0.06143 | 87 | 66 | 16 | 5 |
1385 | Our attorney found new buyers for our house. | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1386 | Oh no thanks,we will just wait for the Uber | 1.2981 | 0.05778 | 104 | 80 | 17 | 7 |
1387 | Accountant? No, it's their lobbyist. | 1.2981 | 0.06092 | 104 | 82 | 13 | 9 |
1388 | I think we're about to be cancelled. | 1.2981 | 0.05271 | 104 | 77 | 23 | 4 |
1389 | I suppose we count as an offshore investment for them | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
1390 | I think one of them is a legal alien. | 1.2979 | 0.06205 | 94 | 73 | 14 | 7 |
1391 | Which one is your brother? | 1.2979 | 0.06205 | 94 | 73 | 14 | 7 |
1392 | Did I ever mention that I had my ex's attorney abducted? | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
1393 | They must be expecting us to cede Earth. They brought a lawyer | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
1394 | He told me he would be out of cell phone range today. | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
1395 | This is what you did with your art history degree? | 1.2976 | 0.06938 | 84 | 67 | 9 | 8 |
1396 | We represent the planet SPAM. Why won't you ever take our calls? | 1.2975 | 0.05460 | 121 | 94 | 18 | 9 |
1397 | I'd rather be vaporized by alien death-rays than face an intergalactic lawsuit. | 1.2973 | 0.05054 | 111 | 82 | 25 | 4 |
1398 | I think we’re in for a hostile takeover | 1.2973 | 0.05368 | 111 | 84 | 21 | 6 |
1399 | He's probably their lawyer. | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
1400 | They followed me home. Can I keep them? | 1.2970 | 0.05367 | 101 | 75 | 22 | 4 |
1401 | This realtor just sold us your planet cheap. He said it was a fixer-upper and needed some talc. | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
1402 | I told you we should of filed our out of state tax. | 1.2967 | 0.05298 | 91 | 66 | 23 | 2 |
1403 | "Didn't anybody tell Bob that whatever happens in Las Vegas should stay in Las Vegas | 1.2967 | 0.06347 | 91 | 71 | 13 | 7 |
1404 | I heard they can't probe us if we don't sign the release form. | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
1405 | Welcome home, darlings! | 1.2963 | 0.06442 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 5 |
1406 | So this is their basketball team? | 1.2963 | 0.05773 | 108 | 84 | 16 | 8 |
1407 | Uh-oh…they’ve got a case. | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
1408 | It's my ex! And I thought he ran away with another woman! | 1.2963 | 0.05773 | 108 | 84 | 16 | 8 |
1409 | We reserved this spot weeks ago! | 1.2963 | 0.05921 | 108 | 85 | 14 | 9 |
1410 | "We can only hope he's not licensed to practice here." | 1.2963 | 0.04968 | 108 | 79 | 26 | 3 |
1411 | You've been served. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1412 | What's happened to the kids Greg? I don't even recognise them. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1413 | We're in trouble, they have an attorney. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1414 | Oh, No! They're from Beta Flywheel 22, the most litigious ETs in the galaxy | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1415 | I fear this will be a brief amicus. | 1.2959 | 0.06017 | 98 | 76 | 15 | 7 |
1416 | Be skeptical if you must but ever since the Beatles it's been clear that these foreign singing groups can catch on very quickly. | 1.2955 | 0.05863 | 88 | 66 | 18 | 4 |
1417 | Apparently H and R Block opened a new office. | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
1418 | As I said, Henry adds a new dimension to the term "Ambulance Chaser. | 1.2955 | 0.06293 | 88 | 68 | 14 | 6 |
1419 | He prides himself on dramatic arrivals. | 1.2955 | 0.06497 | 88 | 69 | 12 | 7 |
1420 | My fees are astronomical. | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
1421 | You ordered four of them? | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
1422 | Well, maybe this does explain why you didn't call your mother. | 1.2955 | 0.06293 | 88 | 68 | 14 | 6 |
1423 | Take us to your Supreme Accountant. | 1.2952 | 0.05887 | 105 | 82 | 15 | 8 |
1424 | No doubt about it - their intentions are hostile! | 1.2952 | 0.05567 | 105 | 80 | 19 | 6 |
1425 | So it seems that our accountant didn't retire! | 1.2952 | 0.05567 | 105 | 80 | 19 | 6 |
1426 | That was some foreign exchange student program. I barely recognize little Joey. | 1.2951 | 0.05294 | 122 | 94 | 20 | 8 |
1427 | He should have called first. Do you think they'd like barbecue? | 1.2949 | 0.06854 | 78 | 61 | 11 | 6 |
1428 | There's no way I'm letting them incorporate us. | 1.2949 | 0.06607 | 78 | 60 | 13 | 5 |
1429 | Oh no! It's the Interstellar Law Firm of Zork, Zork, Zork, Zork and Schwartz. | 1.2949 | 0.06607 | 78 | 60 | 13 | 5 |
1430 | I’ve heard their consulting fees are astronomical | 1.2949 | 0.06607 | 78 | 60 | 13 | 5 |
1431 | So much for our unalienable rights. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
1432 | I told you the IRS was out of this world. | 1.2947 | 0.05962 | 95 | 73 | 16 | 6 |
1433 | It the one in the back that looks scary. | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
1434 | Run! It's a lawyer! | 1.2941 | 0.05843 | 102 | 79 | 16 | 7 |
1435 | Oh, Lord, they have lawyer. | 1.2941 | 0.06658 | 85 | 67 | 11 | 7 |
1436 | Well, four out of five ain't bad. | 1.2941 | 0.05843 | 102 | 79 | 16 | 7 |
1437 | This must be serious. They brought their side pieces and their mouthpiece! | 1.2941 | 0.05136 | 102 | 75 | 24 | 3 |
1438 | He never did fit in. | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
1439 | They’re going to want an NDA… | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1440 | I told you they have been here before. | 1.2941 | 0.05755 | 85 | 63 | 19 | 3 |
1441 | You didn't tell me your brother bought a new UFO. | 1.2941 | 0.05113 | 119 | 90 | 23 | 6 |
1442 | If you are looking for Elon Musk, his house is next door. | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
1443 | I don't think I made enough pot roast. | 1.2935 | 0.06286 | 92 | 72 | 13 | 7 |
1444 | I see you’ve already got our leader! | 1.2935 | 0.06286 | 92 | 72 | 13 | 7 |
1445 | What happened to the good old days of beaming up a couple of drunk Arkansas rednecks? | 1.2935 | 0.06655 | 92 | 74 | 9 | 9 |
1446 | Looks like they brought the big guns. | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
1447 | Oh! Quadruplets ! | 1.2933 | 0.07045 | 75 | 59 | 10 | 6 |
1448 | My clients are prepared to fight the alleged 'probing' incident in court. | 1.2931 | 0.05340 | 116 | 89 | 20 | 7 |
1449 | The one in the back scares me the most! | 1.2929 | 0.05227 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
1450 | They brought their lawyer, this must be serious. | 1.2929 | 0.05964 | 99 | 77 | 15 | 7 |
1451 | Didn't I tell you ? Sending an MBA to them was the right decision. | 1.2929 | 0.05964 | 99 | 77 | 15 | 7 |
1452 | Over here! My husband is free for abduction! | 1.2929 | 0.06300 | 99 | 79 | 11 | 9 |
1453 | He bills by the light year. | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
1454 | I thought sci-fi theme strippers would look a little more like Captain Kirk… | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
1455 | I totally forgot, was this your week for visitation? | 1.2927 | 0.05382 | 123 | 96 | 18 | 9 |
1456 | Evidently, an apparent landmark case! | 1.2927 | 0.06373 | 82 | 63 | 14 | 5 |
1457 | NRA lawyers are universal. | 1.2925 | 0.05682 | 106 | 82 | 17 | 7 |
1458 | Hello humans, where is Putin? | 1.2925 | 0.05838 | 106 | 83 | 15 | 8 |
1459 | That must be the guy who tried to warn us . .with all the lame hints . .about the shift to Plan B . . . | 1.2921 | 0.06231 | 89 | 69 | 14 | 6 |
1460 | Oh no - you're not infesting our planet with HIS kind! | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
1461 | We're here for Inter-Galactic Women's Day | 1.2921 | 0.06818 | 89 | 72 | 8 | 9 |
1462 | Now I understand why his rates are out of this world. | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
1463 | Oh dear! He may not know we got married since he was abducted. | 1.2921 | 0.06231 | 89 | 69 | 14 | 6 |
1464 | Isn't that Walter? | 1.2921 | 0.06432 | 89 | 70 | 12 | 7 |
1465 | He's always the first to board and the last to transcend.” | 1.2921 | 0.05348 | 89 | 65 | 22 | 2 |
1466 | Greetings, earthlings. We're here from McKinsey & Company. | 1.2921 | 0.06432 | 89 | 70 | 12 | 7 |
1467 | What’s your guess? Lawyer, interpreter or negotiator? | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1468 | I can't believe the first thing aliens learnt from us is what a class action lawsuit is. | 1.2920 | 0.05433 | 113 | 87 | 19 | 7 |
1469 | Make them show you their vaccine cards. | 1.2917 | 0.06689 | 72 | 55 | 13 | 4 |
1470 | Hey Mom+Dad, I finally found a planet where they take copyright infringement cases seriously. | 1.2917 | 0.06689 | 72 | 55 | 13 | 4 |
1471 | "I'll bet he pads the bill with time warp. | 1.2917 | 0.06091 | 96 | 75 | 14 | 7 |
1472 | Looks like Ted wasn't the leader they thought he was. | 1.2917 | 0.06390 | 72 | 54 | 15 | 3 |
1473 | Diversity initiative | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1474 | Something about that 5th one tells me that an anal probe won’t be the worst of it. | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1475 | They’re going to litigate us into oblivion! | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
1476 | Is this the week I get the kids?!? | 1.2911 | 0.06534 | 79 | 61 | 13 | 5 |
1477 | Honey, when I said I wanted an "out of this world" anniversary, this isn't what I had in mind. | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
1478 | See? I told you the term ‘alien’ was derogatory. | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
1479 | Would it kill you to phone home once in a while Bernie? | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
1480 | Trump, with his 4 children | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
1481 | I guess they heard how litigious we can be. | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
1482 | I hear the lawyer probes better than any of them. | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
1483 | I think remote work has taken on all new meaning. | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
1484 | They look pretty normal to me--but that CPA is definitely an alien. | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
1485 | Sweetheart, did I ever tell you how my ex-husband and I met? | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
1486 | I hear his hourly rate is billed in light years. | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
1487 | Do you think he bills them by the hour or light-year? | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
1488 | Looks like they brought legal with them. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
1489 | Look, it's a man in back. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
1490 | So this is what you do on your work trips? | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
1491 | This is the adoption agency’s “perfect match”? | 1.2900 | 0.05183 | 100 | 74 | 23 | 3 |
1492 | To serve man. | 1.2900 | 0.06079 | 100 | 79 | 13 | 8 |
1493 | Our apologies. My husband thought he was shooting skeet. | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
1494 | Look like Congressman Roberts has finally decided to bring in the intelligence committee. | 1.2897 | 0.05145 | 107 | 80 | 23 | 4 |
1495 | His firm is the target of a probe. | 1.2897 | 0.05635 | 107 | 83 | 17 | 7 |
1496 | Didn't George have five bodyguards last time? | 1.2897 | 0.05145 | 107 | 80 | 23 | 4 |
1497 | Is it more worrying that they know our open carry laws or that they already have an attorney? | 1.2895 | 0.06160 | 76 | 57 | 16 | 3 |
1498 | Jurisdiction won't be an issue this time. | 1.2895 | 0.06706 | 76 | 59 | 12 | 5 |
1499 | Guess I never realized how long the long arm of the law really was. | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
1500 | Uber is so passé. | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
1501 | I thought his new job was with Universal Pictures | 1.2892 | 0.06534 | 83 | 65 | 12 | 6 |
1502 | Apparently it's a class-action invasion! | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
1503 | ET phone lawyer | 1.2889 | 0.05299 | 90 | 66 | 22 | 2 |
1504 | Business travel just isn't the same since the pandemic. | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
1505 | This must be about that petition for universal background checks | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
1506 | Lawyers are all alike | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
1507 | They said they have some listings in our price range. | 1.2889 | 0.06369 | 90 | 71 | 12 | 7 |
1508 | Oh yes! I was so hoping he'd make new friends on his holiday. | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
1509 | Unfortunatly, they're right, 30,000,000 years ago, earth was once a part of Zeldron! | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
1510 | Run Stanley! They’re litigious! | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
1511 | That one at the back looks like he means business. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
1512 | Take us to your lawyer | 1.2885 | 0.05579 | 104 | 80 | 18 | 6 |
1513 | Honey, I don’t think this is what you meant when you asked our accountant to find a few more deductions! | 1.2885 | 0.05744 | 104 | 81 | 16 | 7 |
1514 | Oh my God, it's an attorney! | 1.2885 | 0.05744 | 104 | 81 | 16 | 7 |
1515 | They're from the Litigious Star cluster. | 1.2885 | 0.05579 | 104 | 80 | 18 | 6 |
1516 | Their lawyer must be out of this world. | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1517 | I told you it wasn't funny when they abducted our lawyer. | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 54 | 17 | 2 |
1518 | Bezos has started an exchange program. | 1.2875 | 0.06462 | 80 | 62 | 13 | 5 |
1519 | Is that Jimmy Hoffa? | 1.2875 | 0.06934 | 80 | 64 | 9 | 7 |
1520 | A field trip? Well, this is a field, I suppose. | 1.2874 | 0.06313 | 87 | 68 | 13 | 6 |
1521 | That tie makes him so conspicuous! | 1.2874 | 0.06521 | 87 | 69 | 11 | 7 |
1522 | Are you sure we took the right exit? | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
1523 | Hi, Mom and Dad. Long time no see. These are your grandkids. | 1.2874 | 0.06313 | 87 | 68 | 13 | 6 |
1524 | I think this is "Back to the Future!" | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1525 | Good grief,they brought their lawyer! | 1.2874 | 0.06919 | 87 | 71 | 7 | 9 |
1526 | When we were kids it was the British invasion. What's this? | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
1527 | You start to worry when you see the accountant. | 1.2872 | 0.05978 | 94 | 73 | 15 | 6 |
1528 | Apparently, the universal language is legalese. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
1529 | I’m afraid of the one carrying the briefcase | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
1530 | Your reservation was for two! | 1.2872 | 0.06167 | 94 | 74 | 13 | 7 |
1531 | I thought your brother said he was only bringing three guests for Thanksgiving. | 1.2872 | 0.05978 | 94 | 73 | 15 | 6 |
1532 | It seems E.T. phoned his representation. | 1.2871 | 0.06188 | 101 | 81 | 11 | 9 |
1533 | Sell out. | 1.2871 | 0.05688 | 101 | 78 | 17 | 6 |
1534 | Daddy’s home. | 1.2870 | 0.05491 | 115 | 90 | 17 | 8 |
1535 | It seems negotiations are back on the table. | 1.2857 | 0.05250 | 91 | 67 | 22 | 2 |
1536 | I didn’t realize he was still working remotely. | 1.2857 | 0.06110 | 91 | 71 | 14 | 6 |
1537 | My clients claim they left their pet dinosaurs on your planet and you let them die? | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
1538 | I think we're about to get sued. | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
1539 | They were no match for private equity. | 1.2857 | 0.06110 | 91 | 71 | 14 | 6 |
1540 | It seems the Covid travel restrictions have been lifted | 1.2857 | 0.05761 | 84 | 63 | 18 | 3 |
1541 | Roger? You wrote "invitation" not "invasion" right? | 1.2857 | 0.05591 | 112 | 88 | 16 | 8 |
1542 | Will you still have time to prepare our tax returns this year? | 1.2857 | 0.06465 | 84 | 66 | 12 | 6 |
1543 | I would have sided on Friend until the last one stepped out. | 1.2857 | 0.05365 | 105 | 80 | 20 | 5 |
1544 | Frank DID say he was bringing some unusual people to dinner | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1545 | Accounting …The final frontier. | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
1546 | They brought their anal probate attorney. | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
1547 | Uh-oh, I think we’re being downsized. | 1.2857 | 0.06153 | 70 | 52 | 16 | 2 |
1548 | Well, we heard about you earthlings, so we decided to bring along a good lawyer | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
1549 | Close Encounters with Legal Representation | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
1550 | According to our lawyer, resistance is futile. | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
1551 | We're returning this specimen. It's faulty. | 1.2857 | 0.06481 | 70 | 53 | 14 | 3 |
1552 | Watch Out!! That dude's carrying a briefcase! | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
1553 | Don't say anything. They brought their lawyer. | 1.2857 | 0.05981 | 98 | 77 | 14 | 7 |
1554 | Their lawyer says our rover killed their cat. | 1.2857 | 0.06793 | 70 | 54 | 12 | 4 |
1555 | Don't get too excited, I'm sure there's a non disclosure agreement involved... | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
1556 | Lawyers - always lawyers! | 1.2857 | 0.05761 | 84 | 63 | 18 | 3 |
1557 | They only accept bitcoin. | 1.2857 | 0.06497 | 91 | 73 | 10 | 8 |
1558 | Oh no—their legal team is from Cahf Throdog Wgah'nagl llll Fahff llll Kadishtuor ot Ahuh'eog & Proctor. | 1.2857 | 0.06306 | 91 | 72 | 12 | 7 |
1559 | ''Tax time again.'' | 1.2857 | 0.05191 | 105 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
1560 | Oh,Look--It is Donald Trump, Jr.. I would expect Marjorie Taylor Greene | 1.2857 | 0.06882 | 77 | 61 | 10 | 6 |
1561 | This is why I want Billy to go to law school. He'll never go hungry. | 1.2857 | 0.05804 | 77 | 57 | 18 | 2 |
1562 | Oh it's an invasion all right. | 1.2857 | 0.05012 | 105 | 78 | 24 | 3 |
1563 | Do you think they’ve been Covid tested? | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
1564 | He’ll only say that he’s working for the government. | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1565 | My clients would like you to refrain from using the term "abduction" to describe our partnership. | 1.2844 | 0.05842 | 109 | 87 | 13 | 9 |
1566 | I love a parade. | 1.2843 | 0.05808 | 102 | 80 | 15 | 7 |
1567 | Does your brother always need to bring an entourage? | 1.2843 | 0.05639 | 102 | 79 | 17 | 6 |
1568 | Looks like they brought their immigration lawyer this time. | 1.2843 | 0.05283 | 102 | 77 | 21 | 4 |
1569 | Looks like Clark may have had a few close encounters!" | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
1570 | The IRS is outsourcing again. | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
1571 | Well, so much for the wall. | 1.2842 | 0.06109 | 95 | 75 | 13 | 7 |
1572 | Oh, they are advanced. They’ve got a Wall Street lawyer. | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
1573 | And you complained when a Starbucks showed up on our block. | 1.2842 | 0.05923 | 95 | 74 | 15 | 6 |
1574 | Oh God! This is bad.... they brought their attorney! | 1.2842 | 0.05923 | 95 | 74 | 15 | 6 |
1575 | Oh good. Our shuttle's here. | 1.2842 | 0.04652 | 95 | 68 | 27 | 0 |
1576 | Well if Bob is complying with the 'Return to Office' mandate, I don't see how we'll be allowed to continue working from home. | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
1577 | I didn’t know the 2nd amendment was universal. | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
1578 | They brought their lawyer? | 1.2841 | 0.07036 | 88 | 73 | 5 | 10 |
1579 | You boys don't need a lawyer for those ray guns. This here's an open-carry state. | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
1580 | He insisted on a job that paid in crypto... | 1.2841 | 0.05098 | 88 | 64 | 23 | 1 |
1581 | Looks like they're serious about negotiating a hostile takeover. | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
1582 | They're saying that it's not an alien invasion, just legitimate intergalactic discourse. | 1.2841 | 0.05348 | 88 | 65 | 21 | 2 |
1583 | Sure. Take the R line to Canal Street. The ICE office is on the 9th Floor. | 1.2841 | 0.06654 | 88 | 71 | 9 | 8 |
1584 | Looks like the NRA is really branching out. | 1.2841 | 0.06249 | 88 | 69 | 13 | 6 |
1585 | Invasions have gotten much more official these days……….. | 1.2840 | 0.05620 | 81 | 60 | 19 | 2 |
1586 | They're suing us for talking about our abduction? I don't remember signing an NDA! | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
1587 | Uh oh. It's the legal team from the Intergalactic Rife Association. | 1.2840 | 0.05889 | 81 | 61 | 17 | 3 |
1588 | Run! Tax invasion! | 1.2838 | 0.06808 | 74 | 58 | 11 | 5 |
1589 | Oh my god! They can't park there. | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
1590 | Honey, that's Jeff Wilson, he totally flunked out of law school..." | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
1591 | We don’t WANT him back! | 1.2836 | 0.06991 | 67 | 52 | 11 | 4 |
1592 | Honey, I know this. One of these is not like the other. | 1.2830 | 0.05958 | 106 | 85 | 12 | 9 |
1593 | Now I know why my attorney hasn’t been returning my phone calls. | 1.2828 | 0.05568 | 99 | 76 | 18 | 5 |
1594 | Oh, isn't that one cute with his briefcase and eyeglasses. | 1.2828 | 0.05927 | 99 | 78 | 14 | 7 |
1595 | 4 bobble heads with guns come off a space ship with a businessman. Yep. Just another day in New York City! | 1.2828 | 0.05380 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
1596 | Take you to our head of legal? | 1.2828 | 0.05380 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
1597 | On his planet he’s an eccentric. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
1598 | Herb believes no alien is illegal. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
1599 | Take us to your taxes. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
1600 | Doesn't it seem like business class is a different world. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
1601 | Looks like they’re ready to challenge the rights to the Star Wars franchise in court. | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
1602 | He’s with the NRA. | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
1603 | Whenever they bring legal counsel it never ends well. | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
1604 | I didn't know Harold was the bag man for the Arcturians. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
1605 | I don't care what they do to you. I'm not signing a non-disclosure agreement | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
1606 | Well, at least he's not working for Deutsche Bank anymore. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
1607 | See Henry! That's why you don't do your own taxes. | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
1608 | Thanks, but we don't want him back. | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
1609 | Oh no, aliens evolve into salesmen too! | 1.2821 | 0.06554 | 78 | 61 | 12 | 5 |
1610 | He rarely settles out of court, let alone outer space. | 1.2821 | 0.05443 | 78 | 57 | 20 | 1 |
1611 | You think they’ll work at Tesla with him? | 1.2821 | 0.06024 | 78 | 59 | 16 | 3 |
1612 | I never said you were crazy - that was more Harold's opinion...! | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
1613 | The universe is contracting. | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
1614 | I guess Elon Musk has made it to Mars | 1.2816 | 0.05590 | 103 | 80 | 17 | 6 |
1615 | Never mind the ray guns. They brought their LAWYER! | 1.2816 | 0.05758 | 103 | 81 | 15 | 7 |
1616 | Can you please stop bringing your work home with you? | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1617 | I still think they're illegal aliens. | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
1618 | The little green men don’t scare me. I just hope the guy in the school suit isn’t insurance salesman. | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
1619 | Dang, they came back with their lawyer. | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
1620 | Isn't that Peter Sellers? | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
1621 | See mom,I told you I made friends. | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
1622 | Awesome! I have alien invasion on my 2022 bingo card. | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
1623 | Frank, you still haven't made partner? | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
1624 | I thought they said “Take me to your lawyer” | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
1625 | Must be the Kardashians of the alien world. | 1.2809 | 0.06390 | 89 | 71 | 11 | 7 |
1626 | No candy for that one! | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
1627 | Oh my God, it’s Jimmy Hoffa! | 1.2809 | 0.06390 | 89 | 71 | 11 | 7 |
1628 | Capitalism really does speak to everyone. | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
1629 | Oh no, it’s Zorg, Zorg, Zorg, Zorg and FinkelsteinPC! | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
1630 | Damn! We forgot to file the galactic taxes… | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
1631 | Oh no, it's Phil- pretend you don't see him! | 1.2805 | 0.05562 | 82 | 61 | 19 | 2 |
1632 | Look Honey,another group of undocumented aliens with their translator. | 1.2805 | 0.06556 | 82 | 65 | 11 | 6 |
1633 | Oh my God! Lawyers, rayguns and money! | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
1634 | Oh no Sidney, they brought their accountant | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
1635 | I think they said, "Take me to your lawyer." | 1.2800 | 0.05333 | 100 | 76 | 20 | 4 |
1636 | It's time we defunded the aliens. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
1637 | Upon his return home from fantasy camp, Bob’s friends couldn’t believe how relaxed he looked. | 1.2800 | 0.05333 | 100 | 76 | 20 | 4 |
1638 | Did they say take me to your lawyer?.. | 1.2797 | 0.04946 | 118 | 90 | 23 | 5 |
1639 | Just another ZOOM meeting. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
1640 | He’s their HR representative. He’s here to make sure the only thing probing are their questions. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
1641 | Oh dear,they brought their lawyer. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
1642 | I thought they were more advanced | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
1643 | I couldn't wait till next week so I went with same day delivery. | 1.2796 | 0.06371 | 93 | 75 | 10 | 8 |
1644 | I didn't know Joe was made a partner at Xzlblorg and Zort. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
1645 | Business as usual I see! | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
1646 | It appears they really want "To Serve Man". | 1.2796 | 0.06185 | 93 | 74 | 12 | 7 |
1647 | I think he’s your father. | 1.2796 | 0.05993 | 93 | 73 | 14 | 6 |
1648 | Take us to your agent. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
1649 | He must handle the licensing. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
1650 | You should ask them for the name of their barber. | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
1651 | This is obviously a hostile takeover | 1.2791 | 0.06544 | 86 | 69 | 10 | 7 |
1652 | Well I think that’s a pretty good sign their willing to try negotiating first. | 1.2791 | 0.06544 | 86 | 69 | 10 | 7 |
1653 | Proof that men are from Mars! | 1.2791 | 0.06331 | 86 | 68 | 12 | 6 |
1654 | I’m told this is a legal invasion. | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
1655 | Great, another boy band. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
1656 | I thought aliens would have evolved. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
1657 | They told me a spaceship had landed with strange and disturbing men, but I only see one. | 1.2791 | 0.06331 | 86 | 68 | 12 | 6 |
1658 | So that's what our son has been doing all these years. | 1.2791 | 0.05398 | 86 | 64 | 20 | 2 |
1659 | They must be serious this time, they have their lawyer! | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
1660 | You could've told me you were bringing your friends from work. | 1.2788 | 0.05012 | 104 | 78 | 23 | 3 |
1661 | Greetings, we’re here to reach you about your card extended warranty | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
1662 | If history tells us anything, now is not the time to negotiate.” | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
1663 | Looks like they’ve lawyered up to protect their inalienable rights. | 1.2788 | 0.05709 | 104 | 82 | 15 | 7 |
1664 | That last one looks a lot like Elon, doesn’t he? | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
1665 | We come in pleas. | 1.2785 | 0.06726 | 79 | 63 | 10 | 6 |
1666 | We come in peace. We can insure that. | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
1667 | Oh, damn! Are you kidding me? They didn't tell me they were bringing their auditor! | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
1668 | How menacing! And the aliens too... | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
1669 | I don’t like it. That’s a deluxe, hard shell, locking briefcase. | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
1670 | An alien invasion just got really scary. | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
1671 | Oh, no, the E.T.s brought a J.D. | 1.2784 | 0.05815 | 97 | 76 | 15 | 6 |
1672 | Take me to your banker. | 1.2784 | 0.05815 | 97 | 76 | 15 | 6 |
1673 | Take us to your leader's lawyer. | 1.2784 | 0.05815 | 97 | 76 | 15 | 6 |
1674 | Omg it’s worse than I ever imagined…they brought their lawyer! | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
1675 | Oh No. It's The Goverment | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
1676 | I see that Human Resources had to get creative in their employee recruiting efforts. | 1.2784 | 0.05022 | 97 | 72 | 23 | 2 |
1677 | They look ready to stand their ground. | 1.2783 | 0.05174 | 115 | 89 | 20 | 6 |
1678 | I guess the era of 'working from home planet' is over. | 1.2783 | 0.05319 | 115 | 90 | 18 | 7 |
1679 | Oh no, they've turned our son into a lawyer | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
1680 | That is so weird! I thought Brian Epstein was dead. | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
1681 | Wow, of all the religions, it was Scientology that was right. | 1.2778 | 0.06915 | 72 | 57 | 10 | 5 |
1682 | Now there is a good excuse for missing your birthday party. | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
1683 | The probing will be less painful than the audit | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
1684 | Isn't that your brother? Guess he was serious about switching his primary residence to a place with no income taxes! | 1.2778 | 0.06007 | 72 | 54 | 16 | 2 |
1685 | I think that's Spielberg's agent. | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
1686 | Oh, oh. Four lawyers and a zombie! I think we are in trouble. | 1.2778 | 0.06326 | 90 | 72 | 11 | 7 |
1687 | They’re here on the hairdresser visa | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
1688 | We should be OK as long as the lawyer stays at the back | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
1689 | Our Supreme Court recognizes your right “to carry”. You don’t need your attorney. | 1.2778 | 0.05556 | 108 | 85 | 16 | 7 |
1690 | Oh my God! This is about Voyager, isn’t it? | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
1691 | I’m glad they brought a negotiator. | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1692 | So that’s what he meant when he said he was leaving to open up a satellite office. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
1693 | Don’t worry, dear. It’s just another corporate invasion. | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
1694 | We don't stand a chance. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
1695 | You don't have to worry about getting sued. We don't have that leader any more. | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
1696 | Welcome to the Twilight Zone! | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
1697 | Cousin Barry?! | 1.2772 | 0.05822 | 101 | 80 | 14 | 7 |
1698 | Oh no, they've returned our leader. | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
1699 | Still making his kids wear masks. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
1700 | I told you Bob has one heck of a commute. | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
1701 | oh looks like a tough day in space | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
1702 | Honey, see how good your head would look if you just shaved it all off? | 1.2771 | 0.06485 | 83 | 66 | 11 | 6 |
1703 | Lawyer or not, the HOA says 'Only four residents per dwelling.' | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
1704 | Oh my God! They've captured Rudy Giuliani! | 1.2771 | 0.06485 | 83 | 66 | 11 | 6 |
1705 | Travel really DOES change people. | 1.2771 | 0.06485 | 83 | 66 | 11 | 6 |
1706 | I hope he remembered to bring back our lawn mower. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1707 | Oh, my God! He's got a briefcase! | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
1708 | Take us to your Chief Financial Officer!” | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
1709 | He’s a close accountant of the third kind. | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
1710 | We better watch what we say. They brought their lawyer for First Contact! | 1.2763 | 0.06649 | 76 | 60 | 11 | 5 |
1711 | They brought their Acquisitions lawyer | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
1712 | I'm sure they have a green card. | 1.2763 | 0.06379 | 76 | 59 | 13 | 4 |
1713 | The scary one is at the back | 1.2762 | 0.05661 | 105 | 83 | 15 | 7 |
1714 | The commute's a real drag, but he says the weekends totally make it worthwhile ... | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
1715 | Oh, no! They brought their lawyer. Now we're screwed." | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
1716 | Oh my! Junior said he was bringing home a few friends for Spring Break! | 1.2759 | 0.04834 | 116 | 88 | 24 | 4 |
1717 | See what happens when you don't build a wall? | 1.2759 | 0.06266 | 87 | 69 | 12 | 6 |
1718 | Oooh good good! He's got the briefcase .. I'm sure He's from Publisher's Clearing House. | 1.2759 | 0.05345 | 87 | 65 | 20 | 2 |
1719 | Mon and Dad, meet my sons. | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
1720 | ......and attorneys are from Mars | 1.2759 | 0.06266 | 87 | 69 | 12 | 6 |
1721 | Mulder! You're late again. Put your ray guns away and go straight to bed. | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
1722 | I understand that the IRS is outsourcing | 1.2759 | 0.05345 | 87 | 65 | 20 | 2 |
1723 | Please God, no! An insurance salesman! | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
1724 | We now have to say "alleged" probing. | 1.2755 | 0.05762 | 98 | 77 | 15 | 6 |
1725 | I told you ignoring the HOA list of approved colors for our shutters was a mistake. | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
1726 | They just got here and already they've lawyered up! | 1.2755 | 0.05942 | 98 | 78 | 13 | 7 |
1727 | These legal aliens are ruining this country. | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
1728 | You think they look weird? Wait till you see his wife. | 1.2754 | 0.07411 | 69 | 56 | 7 | 6 |
1729 | The laws are the same everywhere in the Universe. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
1730 | Looks like a hostile takeover. | 1.2752 | 0.05193 | 109 | 84 | 20 | 5 |
1731 | It's true. Wherever there's a crash, there's a lawyer. | 1.2752 | 0.05193 | 109 | 84 | 20 | 5 |
1732 | I knew the Bezos and Musk space race would lead to nothing good. | 1.2750 | 0.06408 | 80 | 63 | 12 | 5 |
1733 | It's a bad sign that there's a lawyer with them. | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
1734 | Is it the sidearms that scare me or the briefcase? | 1.2750 | 0.06408 | 80 | 63 | 12 | 5 |
1735 | I guess we do need the alien insurance rider | 1.2750 | 0.05618 | 80 | 60 | 18 | 2 |
1736 | It's a tax invasion! | 1.2750 | 0.06408 | 80 | 63 | 12 | 5 |
1737 | I guess they're here to enforce the Second Amendment. | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
1738 | This isn't the type of illegal aliens that we usually help, Bill" | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
1739 | Years of staying hidden, now they want credits. | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
1740 | Whoa, the IRS is getting tough. | 1.2747 | 0.05198 | 91 | 68 | 21 | 2 |
1741 | Did they capture him or did he sell them all insurance? | 1.2747 | 0.04958 | 91 | 67 | 23 | 1 |
1742 | They just flew in from New Mexico! | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
1743 | Someone’s been a bad boy | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
1744 | Sheldon! You're home! | 1.2747 | 0.06066 | 91 | 72 | 13 | 6 |
1745 | Oh #@!~*!! They've got a lawyer. | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
1746 | Always knew lawyers prices were out of this world... | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
1747 | Looks like a hostile takeover to me. That guy is from Goldman. | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
1748 | We've had enough of your Men in Black | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
1749 | Well, we were told that sleep away camp might change them | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
1750 | I wish you guys would just get back together so we don't have to fly every weekend. | 1.2745 | 0.05054 | 102 | 77 | 22 | 3 |
1751 | Looks like they want a non-disclosure agreement. | 1.2745 | 0.05601 | 102 | 80 | 16 | 6 |
1752 | I told you not to aim your laser pointer at them. | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
1753 | It appears they're returning the lawyer who was abducted last week. | 1.2743 | 0.04909 | 113 | 86 | 23 | 4 |
1754 | Hmm, it looks like they mean business. | 1.2740 | 0.06830 | 73 | 58 | 10 | 5 |
1755 | It looks like they are willing to negotiate | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
1756 | These corporate strong arm tactics are getting out of hand! | 1.2740 | 0.05936 | 73 | 55 | 16 | 2 |
1757 | You’re screwed. They brought that former Russian diplomat, Ivan Kutznutsov, along! | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
1758 | I told you Marvin would be on this flight! | 1.2738 | 0.05179 | 84 | 62 | 21 | 1 |
1759 | This is surreal, George! Martians 'opening carrying', followed by the NRA's lead attorney. The NRA got to the Red Planet FIRST | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
1760 | It's an invasion of legal aliens! | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
1761 | Oh, they're legal aliens! | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
1762 | Oh great, another alien appropriation. | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
1763 | My clients saw your Airbnb listing on the Cloud. | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
1764 | The nearest restroom would be the Starbucks on East 63rd Street. | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
1765 | Don't they require masks on your plane? | 1.2738 | 0.05449 | 84 | 63 | 19 | 2 |
1766 | He has FOUR guards! | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
1767 | Isn’t he the guy from Trump’s accounting firm ? | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
1768 | Our lawyer says you have decided to sell Manhattan & accepted our offer for the low price of $24- dollars converted to Bitcoins just like your ancestor. | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
1769 | I bet their lawyer's rates are astronomical. | 1.2737 | 0.06068 | 95 | 76 | 12 | 7 |
1770 | I start to worry when the lawyers get involved. | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
1771 | They're obviously not friendly. They brought their lawyer. | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
1772 | See, it’s not so hard to go back to the office. | 1.2736 | 0.05110 | 106 | 81 | 21 | 4 |
1773 | Great, now the ACLU is forcing Critical Alien Theory on us! | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
1774 | You know this is trouble. They brought their lawyer. | 1.2727 | 0.06410 | 88 | 71 | 10 | 7 |
1775 | The last one looks scary. | 1.2727 | 0.05739 | 77 | 58 | 17 | 2 |
1776 | Have you come to stop our TV from buffering | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
1777 | Have you got a better leader? | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
1778 | They're attracted by the great mortgage rates. | 1.2727 | 0.05466 | 110 | 87 | 16 | 7 |
1779 | You have to adopt all four | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
1780 | Oh my God! One looks just like us! But, then, he's the only one not carrying a gun! That doesn't seem right. | 1.2727 | 0.04936 | 99 | 74 | 23 | 2 |
1781 | My friends needed a place to crash. | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
1782 | Oh, no! They've come to invade and audit! | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
1783 | Looks like they're finally serious about buying -- they brought their accountant this time. | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
1784 | I told you sleep-away camp was a bad idea for the kids | 1.2727 | 0.05739 | 77 | 58 | 17 | 2 |
1785 | Looks like they're serious this time. | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
1786 | He brought the kids! | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
1787 | Better warn Spielberg. | 1.2727 | 0.07012 | 66 | 52 | 10 | 4 |
1788 | Our lawyer Fred is here to make sure this acquisition goes smoothly. | 1.2727 | 0.06312 | 66 | 50 | 14 | 2 |
1789 | I'm guessing the paperwork for "coming in peace" has got more onerous. | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
1790 | Oh, the Porta Potty is to your left and it does take cryptocurrency. | 1.2727 | 0.06827 | 77 | 62 | 9 | 6 |
1791 | Who's the funny looking man in the back? | 1.2727 | 0.05888 | 99 | 79 | 13 | 7 |
1792 | I feel more threatened by their lawyer. | 1.2718 | 0.06045 | 103 | 84 | 10 | 9 |
1793 | OMG! They brought their lawyer. | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
1794 | Clearly they’re not forms of higher intelligence. | 1.2718 | 0.05885 | 103 | 83 | 12 | 8 |
1795 | Something tells me this will also include a tax probe. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1796 | I always said you don’t need big brains to work with numbers. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1797 | We have brought your Leader! | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
1798 | Not here. He's in the Kremlin. | 1.2717 | 0.06202 | 92 | 74 | 11 | 7 |
1799 | Looks like the universe is FULL of Beatles tribute bands. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1800 | Would you like to hear my lawyer joke? | 1.2717 | 0.06007 | 92 | 73 | 13 | 6 |
1801 | Looks like they’re expecting trouble. They’ve brought their own personal injury attorney. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
1802 | It's hard to adopt these days. | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
1803 | Everyone needs a good accountant. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
1804 | Awww, cute, adorable, harmless, attorney - RUN!!! | 1.2717 | 0.06007 | 92 | 73 | 13 | 6 |
1805 | Well at least Jimmy’s SpaceX camp was… immersive… | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1806 | Oh boy, they mean business. | 1.2716 | 0.06576 | 81 | 65 | 10 | 6 |
1807 | Take me to your previous leader. | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
1808 | Mr. and Mrs. Osborn, you are hereby served notice that your use of a telescope for purposes of claimed astronomy“hobby” is in violation of privacy rights to my client. | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
1809 | That Donald is such a wannabe | 1.2716 | 0.06807 | 81 | 66 | 8 | 7 |
1810 | Oh no! We're adopting twins not quadruplets! | 1.2716 | 0.05559 | 81 | 61 | 18 | 2 |
1811 | Looks like these aliens plan to seek permanent residency. | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
1812 | Who’s the funny looking guy? | 1.2716 | 0.06576 | 81 | 65 | 10 | 6 |
1813 | I hope they like pizza. | 1.2716 | 0.06576 | 81 | 65 | 10 | 6 |
1814 | Oh, no, you definitely don’t want to get off here. | 1.2716 | 0.04973 | 81 | 59 | 22 | 0 |
1815 | We come in legally-binding, non-negotiable peace. | 1.2714 | 0.06725 | 70 | 55 | 11 | 4 |
1816 | Is this about the star you bought me? | 1.2714 | 0.07315 | 70 | 57 | 7 | 6 |
1817 | Honey, I think they're planning to adopt us legally! | 1.2714 | 0.06410 | 70 | 54 | 13 | 3 |
1818 | At this point with the world as is, this is a surprisingly normal thing to see. | 1.2710 | 0.05722 | 107 | 86 | 13 | 8 |
1819 | The lawyer says they want 35 per cent of the Area 51 merchandise sales and 50 per cent of the box office revenues of the x-files movie | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
1820 | But we don't have a leader. | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
1821 | See? I told you the sixties were coming back. | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
1822 | Clearly, the era of remote work is over | 1.2708 | 0.06191 | 96 | 78 | 10 | 8 |
1823 | I should have read the AirBNB fine print | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
1824 | This is all my fault. I could have sworn they said, "Take me to your lawyer". | 1.2708 | 0.06012 | 96 | 77 | 12 | 7 |
1825 | Oh, God! Not an eminent domain claim! | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
1826 | Be careful,the lawyer has a probe. | 1.2708 | 0.05826 | 96 | 76 | 14 | 6 |
1827 | It’s an invasion. First thing we do, let’s kill the lawyer | 1.2708 | 0.05826 | 96 | 76 | 14 | 6 |
1828 | I miss the days when you could get probed by aliens without having to sign an NDA first. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
1829 | No, our bag of Candy Corn is not a mass grave for your missing children. | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
1830 | OH John. I'm so Happy you've brought your children. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
1831 | Uh oh, they're here. -- Are you looking for the New Yorker's cartoon editor? Third house on the right. | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
1832 | She said she would be on this flight? | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
1833 | They brought a lawyer! | 1.2705 | 0.04943 | 122 | 95 | 21 | 6 |
1834 | Yes, it's a hostile takeover, Spencer! Can't you see they brought their lawyer?! | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
1835 | Maybe he didn't get the memo on casual Friday? | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
1836 | His fees are out of this world. | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
1837 | Forget the lasers. The tall one at the back is carrying a briefcase. Watch him. | 1.2703 | 0.06747 | 74 | 59 | 10 | 5 |
1838 | Space is the one place where the White Guy is at the end of the line. | 1.2703 | 0.06747 | 74 | 59 | 10 | 5 |
1839 | Where are the cute ones like from Close Encounters? | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
1840 | So much for your Human Resources Department's commitment to diversity! | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1841 | They said they had enough points to travel intergalactically and here they are!!!! | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 79 | 15 | 6 |
1842 | Don't you think it's strange our son travels with an attache case and no luggage? | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 13 | 2 |
1843 | We have your husband. We're from France. | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
1844 | We come from Planet Trump. | 1.2697 | 0.05929 | 89 | 70 | 14 | 5 |
1845 | And we all thought that Bert just disappeared after Law School | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
1846 | Don't be too eager, Harold. And don't sign anything until you've read it carefully. | 1.2697 | 0.06140 | 89 | 71 | 12 | 6 |
1847 | Which one of you is the immigration attorney? | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
1848 | I assume you're their attorney. | 1.2697 | 0.05243 | 89 | 67 | 20 | 2 |
1849 | Is this because of my car’s extended warranty?! | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
1850 | I warned you that I would take our dispute to a higher court! | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
1851 | They brought a lawyer with them, this can't be good! | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
1852 | It's the worst kind of probe. The legal probe. | 1.2692 | 0.04779 | 104 | 78 | 24 | 2 |
1853 | It just got worse. | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
1854 | Alan always likes to make an entrance. | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
1855 | Oh oh, aliens! | 1.2692 | 0.05672 | 104 | 83 | 14 | 7 |
1856 | Is that the new Tesla? | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
1857 | we don't want to talk to him about extended warranty either! | 1.2692 | 0.06748 | 78 | 63 | 9 | 6 |
1858 | Jeremy, always the follower. | 1.2692 | 0.05672 | 104 | 83 | 14 | 7 |
1859 | It's bad enough that we're being invaded, but they brought their lawyer too. | 1.2692 | 0.04779 | 104 | 78 | 24 | 2 |
1860 | What does their negotiator mean by "Mars will be left open as a humanitarian corridor?" | 1.2692 | 0.06748 | 78 | 63 | 9 | 6 |
1861 | That'a the CEO of a gun company. I had heard he'd been abducted by aliens. | 1.2692 | 0.06496 | 78 | 62 | 11 | 5 |
1862 | I feel like you're alienating the kids from me. | 1.2692 | 0.06748 | 78 | 63 | 9 | 6 |
1863 | Mork, Mork, Mork, Mork and Johnson -- we will defend your inalienable rights! | 1.2692 | 0.06496 | 78 | 62 | 11 | 5 |
1864 | I'll have what she's having. | 1.2692 | 0.06748 | 78 | 63 | 9 | 6 |
1865 | Noone goes anywhere without their accountant these days | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
1866 | It looks like Bobby was in coach! | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
1867 | He may not have a laser gun, but he’s still the scariest of the lot. | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
1868 | I said to bring me the *salient* people. | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
1869 | I don't think this is their first time here. | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
1870 | Oh... they're practicing Martian Law | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
1871 | Oh no!...I shouldn't have ignored their Non-Disclosure Agreement. Now they're showing up with their lawyer | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
1872 | We either have an 'alien' problem or 'a lien' problem. | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
1873 | The thought that they would file a lawsuit was alien to me. | 1.2685 | 0.04853 | 108 | 82 | 23 | 3 |
1874 | Whoa! I guess these lifeforms aren't all intelligent. | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
1875 | Looks like we lose either way. | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
1876 | Sorry to make you come all the way down here, but the deadline to file is tomorrow! | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
1877 | Todd is getting home a lot faster with his new car pool and he's saving a fortune on gas. | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
1878 | Florp, Glorp, Blorp, Klorp, and our counsel, Mr Lefkowitz. Take us to your courthouse. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
1879 | You are welcome to our country, but please leave your guns and your lawyer in the spaceship. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
1880 | This time, don’t call X!z2b ‘Norbert.’ | 1.2680 | 0.05956 | 97 | 78 | 12 | 7 |
1881 | Which one is Jonathan? I TOLD him to use sun screen. | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
1882 | . . . .We can’t take you there…we have no Leader! | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
1883 | Wayne...you bastard! | 1.2680 | 0.05773 | 97 | 77 | 14 | 6 |
1884 | Close encounters of the party of the third part. | 1.2676 | 0.06640 | 71 | 56 | 11 | 4 |
1885 | Well! I see Harry finally found a job! | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
1886 | Who’s that behind our children? | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
1887 | Looks like your relatives want something. | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
1888 | I'm not the leader! He is! | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
1889 | They’re saying something about returning him for tax season, but then they want him back.” | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
1890 | Oh, no. I think we're being served. | 1.2674 | 0.05341 | 86 | 65 | 19 | 2 |
1891 | Didn't they say they would be representing themselves? | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
1892 | Now I realize that UFO stands for unidentified financial officer | 1.2673 | 0.05610 | 101 | 80 | 15 | 6 |
1893 | Your brother is selling magazines again; he looks pretty serious about it this time." | 1.2673 | 0.05783 | 101 | 81 | 13 | 7 |
1894 | Their accounting is out of this world | 1.2667 | 0.06079 | 90 | 72 | 12 | 6 |
1895 | Annnnd here's the suit with the NDAs. | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
1896 | But we specifically said we didn't want our leader back. | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
1897 | This doesn’t look good, they brought their attorney! | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 75 | 60 | 10 | 5 |
1898 | Well, our lawyer says punitive damages are entirely appropriate in a probing case. | 1.2667 | 0.06079 | 90 | 72 | 12 | 6 |
1899 | Even they have their own attorney. | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
1900 | I warned you not to spoil the Wordle. | 1.2667 | 0.06281 | 90 | 73 | 10 | 7 |
1901 | Bob, are you kidding me? I got you declared dead years ago and I'm married to Dave now! | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
1902 | His LSAT scores must have been out of this world. | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 75 | 60 | 10 | 5 |
1903 | It's an ICE operation, and this time, we're the ones abducting and probing. | 1.2667 | 0.05480 | 75 | 56 | 18 | 1 |
1904 | Putin is our leader. Do you want directions? | 1.2661 | 0.05628 | 109 | 88 | 13 | 8 |
1905 | Oh no, they come to litigate! | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
1906 | They're here to defend the universal right to carry. | 1.2660 | 0.05892 | 94 | 75 | 13 | 6 |
1907 | Paul! You're taking immigration law too far, man. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1908 | He must have been picked up before COVID. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
1909 | I thought Russians were supposed to be tall. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
1910 | World domination doesn't require a lawyer. I think they must want some type of easement. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
1911 | 'Oh no! Mars-a-tax!' | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
1912 | I guess they were saying "Take me to your LAWYER" all along | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
1913 | Relax, dear, they're after me...I should have mailed in that parking ticket last week." Rosanne Burke, New York City | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
1914 | Apparently they already found a lawyer. | 1.2656 | 0.07128 | 64 | 51 | 9 | 4 |
1915 | So that must be where all of those IRS employees went. | 1.2656 | 0.06394 | 64 | 49 | 13 | 2 |
1916 | Hey, now you're not the baldest guy on Earth. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1917 | Uh oh. They brought their lawyer. | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
1918 | This is where I work now. | 1.2651 | 0.05167 | 83 | 62 | 20 | 1 |
1919 | Maybe we can settle for half-world domination. | 1.2651 | 0.06433 | 83 | 67 | 10 | 6 |
1920 | Apparently, plaintiffs’ lawyers will go to the ends of the Earth for their clients” | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
1921 | Ohmy gosh! Look!! Someone going back to an office!!! | 1.2651 | 0.04874 | 83 | 61 | 22 | 0 |
1922 | The 3:47 abduction must be running late. | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
1923 | I hear the audit's even worse than the probe. | 1.2647 | 0.07141 | 68 | 55 | 8 | 5 |
1924 | Gasp! They've come back ... with a lawyer! | 1.2647 | 0.05383 | 102 | 80 | 17 | 5 |
1925 | They come in three-piece. | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
1926 | He’s from Klaatu, Barada & Nikto. | 1.2644 | 0.06217 | 87 | 70 | 11 | 6 |
1927 | I wish he had phoned home instead. | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
1928 | I'm starting to think this isn't really a merger. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
1929 | Bob! Are you the accountant for the aliens? Or an alien accountant? | 1.2639 | 0.05592 | 72 | 54 | 17 | 1 |
1930 | You’ll have to speak to our lawyer! | 1.2639 | 0.05932 | 72 | 55 | 15 | 2 |
1931 | If our son feels we're going to feed and house his entire entourage, he must be living on another planet! | 1.2637 | 0.05813 | 91 | 72 | 14 | 5 |
1932 | Litigious invaders from Mars! | 1.2637 | 0.05813 | 91 | 72 | 14 | 5 |
1933 | They've lawyered up. Now we're in trouble. | 1.2637 | 0.06218 | 91 | 74 | 10 | 7 |
1934 | I'd say they are either going to sue or settle. | 1.2636 | 0.04599 | 110 | 83 | 25 | 2 |
1935 | In retrospect, I should have signed the pre-nup. | 1.2632 | 0.06588 | 76 | 61 | 10 | 5 |
1936 | He must have passed the Milky Way Bar. | 1.2632 | 0.05837 | 95 | 76 | 13 | 6 |
1937 | They don’t faze me. I’m worried about their lawyer. | 1.2632 | 0.05641 | 95 | 75 | 15 | 5 |
1938 | This is not what I meant when I encouraged him to be a world traveler. | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
1939 | Is that Ye | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
1940 | They heard that sanctions is the best way to defeat an enemy | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
1941 | Looks like them in-flight meals ain't getting any better. | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
1942 | Gotta love family reunions." | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
1943 | They let business class off last again. | 1.2632 | 0.05641 | 95 | 75 | 15 | 5 |
1944 | I think that's him in the back. | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
1945 | Take us and our accountant to your leader | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
1946 | Maybe we should have sent him to day camp? | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
1947 | I told you our lawyer's hourly rate was out of this world! | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
1948 | They're looking to diversify. | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
1949 | Wow, attorneys do look alike EVERYWHERE! | 1.2625 | 0.06595 | 80 | 65 | 9 | 6 |
1950 | Klaatu dicta! | 1.2625 | 0.06350 | 80 | 64 | 11 | 5 |
1951 | Oh no! This means they expect us to sign a non-disclosure agreement | 1.2625 | 0.05260 | 80 | 60 | 19 | 1 |
1952 | Heard you needed more ways to terrorize kids. (Satire) | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
1953 | So it's definitely a hostile takeover. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
1954 | We are powerless against their airtight non-disclosure agreements! | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
1955 | Ray guns AND a lawyer! We're doomed. | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
1956 | They're coming after Steven Spielberg for copyright infringement. | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
1957 | Well, Marv, looks like this is what you get now when you steal cable. | 1.2621 | 0.05512 | 103 | 82 | 15 | 6 |
1958 | I laughed at my brother, but I guess Beta Tauri was a real law school. | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
1959 | Boy, everyone has an agent these days. | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
1960 | Uh oh, I they’re back, and this time they’ve brought an immigration lawyer! | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
1961 | I told you this was a strange investment. | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
1962 | Bernie! You are twenty years late with your Prom invite! | 1.2619 | 0.06364 | 84 | 68 | 10 | 6 |
1963 | I always suspected that lawyers were not really human. And I really should have known when Giuliani began leaking that weird black stuff. | 1.2619 | 0.06364 | 84 | 68 | 10 | 6 |
1964 | When you asked if I wanted to go see "Reagan and the Ray-gun-ETs," I thought they were a Motown group. | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
1965 | Sorry I’m late. | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
1966 | The guy at the end looks like trouble. | 1.2619 | 0.05115 | 84 | 63 | 20 | 1 |
1967 | Well you said you wanted to speak with their manager | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
1968 | I think we should still ask to see their vaccine cards. | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
1969 | This is an abduction. But first, you must sign an NDA. | 1.2619 | 0.06364 | 84 | 68 | 10 | 6 |
1970 | Looks like Harvey had to sit Coach again! | 1.2617 | 0.05839 | 107 | 88 | 10 | 9 |
1971 | That's the closest our Republican Congressman has ever been to four aliens! | 1.2617 | 0.05529 | 107 | 86 | 14 | 7 |
1972 | Lead us to your taker. | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
1973 | we come in peace and with our lawyer | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
1974 | Good Lord, whose my ex-husband bringing to the mediation session now? | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
1975 | Do you still think I was exaggerating to say everyone on Earth has legal representation? | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1976 | Take me to your arbitrator. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1977 | Son, introduce us to your new friends. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1978 | The rules are that he is supposed to be on a leash. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1979 | Dear, at least the West let someone in. | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
1980 | Corporate raiders come in all varieties but you can always spot the accountant | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
1981 | Oh no! It's the four spacemen of the apocalypse and their agent | 1.2609 | 0.04856 | 92 | 69 | 22 | 1 |
1982 | They've come to sue Hollywood for defamation. | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
1983 | He's a lawyer... he's used to being probed. Maybe he even liked it. | 1.2609 | 0.07048 | 69 | 56 | 8 | 5 |
1984 | We don't have a chance--they've retained an attorney. | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
1985 | Are you sure this is our UberPool? | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
1986 | The one in back looks like trouble! | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
1987 | Oh no …..it’s a foreign tax invasion !!! | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
1988 | Uh-oh... not only do they seem putwardly hostile, but they've brought representation. | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
1989 | Wow, even aliens need an attorney ?! | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
1990 | You couldn't call but now I'm expected to feed them dinner? | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
1991 | Tell them they are in the wrong jurisdiction. | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
1992 | Go home - to Mars or wherever you came from. | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
1993 | That lawyer's fee must be out of this world. | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
1994 | Did you bring me back any souvenirs? | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
1995 | Watch this- they're gonna say they come in peace, and the lawyer is gonna say they came in self-defense. | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
1996 | See, I told you we were supposed to bring our lawyer with us. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1997 | So that's what he meant by writing 'out of this world candidate' on his resume. | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1998 | Sure, keep the Oscar envelopes secure. But Price Waterhouse and Coopers is going overboard with the optics. | 1.2603 | 0.06765 | 73 | 59 | 9 | 5 |
1999 | They call themselves "The Fab Four" | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
2000 | The trip was long but I was finally able to use my Latin. | 1.2603 | 0.06177 | 73 | 57 | 13 | 3 |
2001 | So, which one do you think is the lawyer? | 1.2603 | 0.06765 | 73 | 59 | 9 | 5 |
2002 | I think your brother is number 5. | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
2003 | Zap Diversity! | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
2004 | Today was class picture day. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2005 | I told you he'd be back. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
2006 | They knew to bring a lawyer | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2007 | What is Charlie up to now? | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
2008 | We're all brothers, but the last guy was adopted. | 1.2597 | 0.06768 | 77 | 63 | 8 | 6 |
2009 | Do you think Dad expects to go right back to working at Sears? | 1.2597 | 0.06511 | 77 | 62 | 10 | 5 |
2010 | Look, I have nothing against aliens, but why did you need to bring four attorneys? | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
2011 | Leave it to the gun lobby. They're already lawyered up. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2012 | They are looking for Stielberg to talk about copyright infringement. | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
2013 | Oh my God! They came with their lawyer. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2014 | I guess he didn't want to work remotely any more | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
2015 | Meet the ETles. | 1.2593 | 0.06280 | 81 | 65 | 11 | 5 |
2016 | Gerry, I think they're on to your funny money payoff. | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
2017 | Hopefully, they only probed his briefcase. | 1.2593 | 0.06280 | 81 | 65 | 11 | 5 |
2018 | You take the first four to our leader and I'll take the last one to court! | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
2019 | Now I’m worried. They brought their lawyer. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2020 | It's that lawyer from the billboard. He's serious about representing anyone! | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
2021 | No one goes anywhere anymore without their lawyer, | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
2022 | Look at that hideous one with the four eyes and the briefcase! | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
2023 | Oh no! They’ve got lawyers! | 1.2589 | 0.05343 | 112 | 90 | 15 | 7 |
2024 | How cool! I didn’t know “Big Head Todd and the Monsters” were playing in town. | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
2025 | Mother Earth says she is tired and her work is thru | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2026 | I think I see Michael, but who's the guy in the suit? | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
2027 | They must have heard about our inalienable rights. | 1.2588 | 0.06296 | 85 | 69 | 10 | 6 |
2028 | Oh no they hired an attorney. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2029 | Who's the guy in the suit? | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2030 | We’re just meeting. Do we really need to talk to your attorney? | 1.2588 | 0.05063 | 85 | 64 | 20 | 1 |
2031 | Take us to your head accountant. | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
2032 | It's NOT for sale! | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2033 | We’ll trade our leader for Trump. | 1.2588 | 0.06515 | 85 | 70 | 8 | 7 |
2034 | Ok, we have a deal. Venus plus two moons for New Jersey. | 1.2584 | 0.04933 | 89 | 67 | 21 | 1 |
2035 | When we agreed to adopt aliens, we meant kids from Central America. | 1.2584 | 0.04933 | 89 | 67 | 21 | 1 |
2036 | I don't think Reece's Pieces are gonna do it, this time. | 1.2584 | 0.06091 | 89 | 72 | 11 | 6 |
2037 | Don’t worry. Mary’s bound to be on the next Amazon shuttle. | 1.2584 | 0.06297 | 89 | 73 | 9 | 7 |
2038 | Did you do the Wordle? | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2039 | Must be an immigration attorney. | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
2040 | When they said "sue for peace", I thought... | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
2041 | I told you he was an egghead. | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
2042 | How many times have l told you, Jim -- l'm just not comfortable around your sibs? | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
2043 | All I was going to tell you was that you are illegally parked! | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
2044 | Looks like a UFO LBO! | 1.2581 | 0.05902 | 93 | 75 | 12 | 6 |
2045 | I think I’m most afraid of their representation. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2046 | We come in-We come in-I've rehearsed this a million times. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2047 | I bet their attorney bills by the light year. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2048 | Wow, the family resemblance is uncanny. Now I see where you got your looks. | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2049 | This could be serious...they brought their lawyer. | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2050 | We represent the law firm Abduct'em Probe'em and Return'em | 1.2576 | 0.07262 | 66 | 54 | 7 | 5 |
2051 | Do you think he feels alienated? | 1.2576 | 0.06933 | 66 | 53 | 9 | 4 |
2052 | We’ve declared the human race unfit to care for a planet. We’re taking over as guardians of Earth. | 1.2576 | 0.06933 | 66 | 53 | 9 | 4 |
2053 | Nope, you were right. They did say ‘take me to your lawyer.’ | 1.2574 | 0.05387 | 101 | 80 | 16 | 5 |
2054 | I think Mr. Musk went a little far this time. | 1.2574 | 0.05387 | 101 | 80 | 16 | 5 |
2055 | This wasn't in the summer camp brochure! | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2056 | We're from Martian, Martian, and Stern. | 1.2571 | 0.06652 | 70 | 56 | 10 | 4 |
2057 | Is there no sanctuary from lawyers left in the universe? | 1.2571 | 0.05418 | 105 | 84 | 15 | 6 |
2058 | Looks like they have come for our taxes. | 1.2571 | 0.05997 | 70 | 54 | 14 | 2 |
2059 | He’s wearing glasses now! | 1.2571 | 0.07248 | 70 | 58 | 6 | 6 |
2060 | I thought the Men In Black were on our side...!!! | 1.2571 | 0.07248 | 70 | 58 | 6 | 6 |
2061 | They insist on identifying as cyan. | 1.2568 | 0.06682 | 74 | 60 | 9 | 5 |
2062 | They've done their homework — we are an open-carry galaxy. | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
2063 | Washington at its best! | 1.2568 | 0.06954 | 74 | 61 | 7 | 6 |
2064 | Look Harry, they abducted our attorney. | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2065 | Harold always seems to have the weirdest clients | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2066 | Great, now rent is gonna skyrocket. | 1.2564 | 0.06435 | 78 | 63 | 10 | 5 |
2067 | Crap, they brought a lawyer | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
2068 | I'd heard Steve was doing pro bono work with illegal aliens. | 1.2564 | 0.06435 | 78 | 63 | 10 | 5 |
2069 | The exchange students have arrived! | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
2070 | It's Bill Barr! | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
2071 | If they can get them, how come they can't get Trump? | 1.2564 | 0.06435 | 78 | 63 | 10 | 5 |
2072 | He did text me that our grandsons are all their mother. | 1.2564 | 0.06933 | 78 | 65 | 6 | 7 |
2073 | Don’t worry honey. They brought their attorney to negotiate. | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
2074 | We're bringing him back. He pointed out that experimenting on him would send our insurance premiums through the roof. | 1.2564 | 0.06171 | 78 | 62 | 12 | 4 |
2075 | I guess we should have read the terms of service. | 1.2564 | 0.05605 | 78 | 60 | 16 | 2 |
2076 | The future of historical re-enactments. | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
2077 | No one is safe from the IRS. | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
2078 | Hey, this is Santa Fe. You’re supposed to land in Roswell. | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
2079 | How was you trip to Nevada Stan? | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2080 | I told you we should have renewed our auto warranty! | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
2081 | Looks like Goldman Sachs just won the first Martian IPO deal | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
2082 | Not this year, okay? | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
2083 | Four Martians and a lawyer? Okay, now I'm scared. | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2084 | You know times have changed when the aliens need to bring a lawyer. | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2085 | What do they need a lawyer for? Head adjustment claims? | 1.2561 | 0.05151 | 82 | 62 | 19 | 1 |
2086 | Do you think they’ll demand a change of venue? | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
2087 | There are only four. We need five for basketball! | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2088 | I shouldn't have skimmed the terms of service. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2089 | Pictured:Elon Musk,Jeff Bezos,Richard Branson and friends. | 1.2558 | 0.05013 | 86 | 65 | 20 | 1 |
2090 | Great! Another legal probe... | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
2091 | The year is 2094, private enterprise rules over humanity's destiny among the stars, and the Bezos family is back from vacation. | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2092 | Hey look ! There is Milton with his mother in laws children ! | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2093 | He's been working remote. | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
2094 | Humanity is doomed. They brought their lawyer. | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2095 | Maybe you shouldn't have laughed when you told the accountant our tax bill was from Outer Space. I think they're here to collect. | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2096 | You can’t park on the grass! | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
2097 | Eric Adams wanted offices full again. They’re the only ones who would come back. | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2098 | New IRS hires | 1.2553 | 0.04522 | 94 | 70 | 24 | 0 |
2099 | They are seizing this ship until the "little green men" can prove they are not Russian Oligarchs. | 1.2553 | 0.05846 | 94 | 76 | 12 | 6 |
2100 | Sorry, the kids and I had to leave Mars, my wife said she needed some space | 1.2553 | 0.05846 | 94 | 76 | 12 | 6 |
2101 | Oh no! We're being audited! | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2102 | Dave really will try anything avoid going back to in-person work | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2103 | We’d like to buy some property. | 1.2553 | 0.05846 | 94 | 76 | 12 | 6 |
2104 | Yep, a discrimination lawsuit against the hat companies! | 1.2553 | 0.05846 | 94 | 76 | 12 | 6 |
2105 | Freddy, you're thirty-five years old. Isn't it time you stopped bringing home strays? | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
2106 | He used to be an ambulance chaser. Now look at him. | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
2107 | I told you they would bring back Ed. | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
2108 | We are here to negotiate your surrender Earthlings | 1.2551 | 0.04878 | 98 | 75 | 21 | 2 |
2109 | But we wanted to adopt from this galaxy! | 1.2551 | 0.04878 | 98 | 75 | 21 | 2 |
2110 | Uh oh, they have representation. | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
2111 | We're suing you for alien nation of affection. | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
2112 | Their spaceship must be out of order. | 1.2545 | 0.05236 | 110 | 88 | 16 | 6 |
2113 | You married and had 4 kids ??…about time that you told us!! | 1.2540 | 0.07144 | 63 | 51 | 8 | 4 |
2114 | It's a long commute, but he makes a helluva salary! | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2115 | I see Ed has completed his corporate training. | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
2116 | Welcome Home, Bob. Are these your kids? | 1.2537 | 0.06840 | 67 | 54 | 9 | 4 |
2117 | I don't trust the tall one. | 1.2537 | 0.06143 | 67 | 52 | 13 | 2 |
2118 | Oh, I see they have brought their agent with them | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
2119 | Maybe we should have opted for day camp instead. | 1.2535 | 0.06867 | 71 | 58 | 8 | 5 |
2120 | That's odd--they usually arrive on a Thursday. | 1.2535 | 0.06867 | 71 | 58 | 8 | 5 |
2121 | Aliens you say? Probably British, they've already formed a queue. | 1.2535 | 0.06254 | 71 | 56 | 12 | 3 |
2122 | He said he’d finally found a way to pay off his student loans. | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2123 | Oligarch. | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2124 | They've brought their lawyer, now I'm really worried. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2125 | Children returning from Bezoz Summer Space Camp | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2126 | We can now definitively state that they do not 'come in peace.' | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
2127 | It looks like Jeff Bezos has taken a quantum leap past Elon Musk. | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
2128 | I'm afraid they really mean business this time. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2129 | They've obviously studied our litigious culture and lawyered up" | 1.2533 | 0.06323 | 75 | 60 | 11 | 4 |
2130 | Dammit! They're bringing him back! | 1.2533 | 0.05400 | 75 | 57 | 17 | 1 |
2131 | Klaatu barada nikto doesn't seem to work for these guys. | 1.2533 | 0.06601 | 75 | 61 | 9 | 5 |
2132 | I am insulted that they think taking Earth is a one lawyer job | 1.2533 | 0.06601 | 75 | 61 | 9 | 5 |
2133 | I suppose all illegal aliens do have a right to a lawyer... | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
2134 | What’s with the guy in the suit? | 1.2532 | 0.06361 | 79 | 64 | 10 | 5 |
2135 | Remember. If we want grandkids we have to trust his choices. | 1.2532 | 0.06612 | 79 | 65 | 8 | 6 |
2136 | I hope they brought their own toilet paper | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
2137 | I told you they’re going to want to own the movie rights to the alien invasion | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
2138 | All he said was that he got a great deal on the tickets. | 1.2532 | 0.06361 | 79 | 64 | 10 | 5 |
2139 | Oh my goodness, are we being audited by the IRS? | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
2140 | Can we beam the human back? | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
2141 | I told you not to torrent that alien porn. | 1.2530 | 0.06604 | 83 | 69 | 7 | 7 |
2142 | Extra extra terrestrials?! At least we know the supply chain is functioning on some other planet. | 1.2530 | 0.05098 | 83 | 63 | 19 | 1 |
2143 | Oh! My God! Is that a lawyer From Mars | 1.2530 | 0.05098 | 83 | 63 | 19 | 1 |
2144 | It’s Schneider, from “Schneider, Schneider and Roth”! I guess they really will represent anyone. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2145 | He must be here to keep it unidentified | 1.2530 | 0.04801 | 83 | 62 | 21 | 0 |
2146 | Make sure to read the fine print before getting on the flying saucer, Dave. | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2147 | I am most concerned about their lawyer | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2148 | He's the last one, Dad. | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
2149 | another tax, for what? | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2150 | My clients are here to support Ukraine. | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
2151 | I wonder how much their lawyer charges. | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
2152 | A little warning you were bringing guests for lunch would have been nice. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2153 | They added him pro hac vice. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2154 | Oh, oh. We're in big trouble. They brought their lawyer. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2155 | He's their immigration lawyer | 1.2529 | 0.06165 | 87 | 71 | 10 | 6 |
2156 | Oh no! We're in for a legal probe! | 1.2529 | 0.06165 | 87 | 71 | 10 | 6 |
2157 | I didn't know they were bringing their nerd with them. | 1.2529 | 0.06165 | 87 | 71 | 10 | 6 |
2158 | Negotiations were inconclusive. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2159 | Big deal. Wait until they see how many lawyers we have. | 1.2529 | 0.06584 | 87 | 73 | 6 | 8 |
2160 | Nobody is going to believe this! You never see a businessman in a suit and tie these days. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2161 | They must be the SOF the FBI hired for our space wars with Russia. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2162 | Sure, it’s a little bit of a commute, but you wouldn’t believe what you can get outside of the city. | 1.2527 | 0.04840 | 91 | 69 | 21 | 1 |
2163 | Before you ask: Yes, I registered as a foreign agent...and yes, they have the right to bear arms. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
2164 | Don't worry, I think they just want to litigate. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2165 | This must be a close encounter of the fourth kind. | 1.2527 | 0.05970 | 91 | 74 | 11 | 6 |
2166 | There’s lawyers and guns, but do they have money? | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2167 | They want visitation rights | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2168 | Told you this would be an other-worldly experience. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2169 | I really don't care what you think the odds of our getting audited are now, Mel. | 1.2527 | 0.05970 | 91 | 74 | 11 | 6 |
2170 | Why am I more worried about the guy in the suit? | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
2171 | Oh great, now EVERYONE is moving in on those apartments the Russians are selling! | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
2172 | Look Harold, our son has returned at last. But which one is he? | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
2173 | I hear he bills in lightyears. | 1.2524 | 0.05470 | 103 | 83 | 14 | 6 |
2174 | I knew we shouldn't have itemized that alien tax credit last year. | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2175 | I'm guessing this isn't our campsite. | 1.2500 | 0.07066 | 68 | 56 | 7 | 5 |
2176 | This can't be good. They brought a lawyer! | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2177 | Four of them want to see our leader and one wants to see last year’s income tax report. | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
2178 | They don't seem that dangerou...RUN! | 1.2500 | 0.06749 | 68 | 55 | 9 | 4 |
2179 | CPA plus UFO can only equal one thing....IRS audit! | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
2180 | Oh no! They’ve brought a lobbyist. | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
2181 | We never just talk anymore. | 1.2500 | 0.06749 | 68 | 55 | 9 | 4 |
2182 | If I'd known how alienated he felt, I would have bought him a space suit! | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2183 | No way we're signing an NDA this time, Buster! | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2184 | Did you get the milk, dear? | 1.2500 | 0.06532 | 84 | 70 | 7 | 7 |
2185 | Groucho, Chico, Harpo, Zeppo...and Gummo...always the strait guy | 1.2500 | 0.05735 | 96 | 78 | 12 | 6 |
2186 | Looks like Gerald has gained some support for his neighborhood watch program. | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2187 | Ever since he saw that Spielberg movie from the 70s, he has been wanting to make an entrance like this. | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2188 | Now they bring their own lawyer . . . | 1.2500 | 0.05444 | 108 | 88 | 13 | 7 |
2189 | Oh no, they have briefcases! | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2190 | I think they've figured out how to conquer us. | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2191 | OMG honey! You got me a private performance from the Blue Man Group?” | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2192 | They used to work for IBM. | 1.2500 | 0.06248 | 76 | 61 | 11 | 4 |
2193 | Lawyers look the same all across the universe. | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2194 | Honey, did you remember to file our galactic taxes this year? | 1.2500 | 0.05046 | 84 | 64 | 19 | 1 |
2195 | Here they come, more Californians to buy up Montana real estate at outrageous prices. | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
2196 | How was the probe today, honey? | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2197 | Did they bring their attorney, PR man, agent or movie producer? | 1.2500 | 0.05175 | 88 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
2198 | This lawyer knows a new client base when he sees one. | 1.2500 | 0.04911 | 96 | 74 | 20 | 2 |
2199 | I’m their lawyer. There defense is it says no invading countries but it does not say no invading planets. | 1.2500 | 0.07043 | 64 | 52 | 8 | 4 |
2200 | Didn't we tell the adoption agency we were looking for twins? | 1.2500 | 0.06780 | 72 | 59 | 8 | 5 |
2201 | Is the rest room free? | 1.2500 | 0.06110 | 92 | 76 | 9 | 7 |
2202 | If you really come in peace, why do you need a lawyer? | 1.2500 | 0.07063 | 72 | 60 | 6 | 6 |
2203 | Daniel must have gone into deep freeze. He hasn't changed a bit with the time warp. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 76 | 57 | 19 | 0 |
2204 | It's worse than I thought. They lawyered up. | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
2205 | It’s their lawyer that I’m worried about. | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2206 | I think I'm more afraid of their lawyer. | 1.2500 | 0.04944 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
2207 | Uh-oh! It’s Ooog, Ooog, Ooog, Ooog, and Mahoney! | 1.2500 | 0.07063 | 72 | 60 | 6 | 6 |
2208 | Well, we know they’ve got insurance. | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2209 | Oh no! They’ve returned with a lawyer. Now, I’m scared.” | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2210 | Which one's from Texas? They all look alike. | 1.2500 | 0.06682 | 64 | 51 | 10 | 3 |
2211 | It's even worse than we feared; they've brought a lawyer. | 1.2500 | 0.05592 | 104 | 85 | 12 | 7 |
2212 | Chandler? | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
2213 | It took him 186 million light years to get his JD. | 1.2500 | 0.06110 | 92 | 76 | 9 | 7 |
2214 | It must be serious,it’s Green ,Green ,Green & Green, P.A.. | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2215 | Look, Dad! They’ve gone green. | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2216 | Do you think he can do my taxes? | 1.2500 | 0.06077 | 84 | 68 | 11 | 5 |
2217 | Are you sure you called for an Uber?... | 1.2500 | 0.06749 | 68 | 55 | 9 | 4 |
2218 | I hear their low fares are out of this world. | 1.2500 | 0.05455 | 64 | 48 | 16 | 0 |
2219 | Don’t they know they can’t park there? | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2220 | Guess there's no saving the planet this time - they're invoking eminent domain! | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2221 | That's the lawyer the Martians hired. Now THEY know how it feels to get an anal probing. | 1.2500 | 0.05175 | 88 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
2222 | Can everyone get off the grass, please? Come on! Hey guys, I just reseeded that." | 1.2500 | 0.06289 | 80 | 65 | 10 | 5 |
2223 | He did say his services were otherworldly | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
2224 | I heard you guys give good head (get it cause they have big forehead) | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2225 | Oh thank God. They're just trying to sell us insurance. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2226 | Are you sure these guys are from the Ukraine ? | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
2227 | ‘Are They Vaccinated?!!’ | 1.2500 | 0.06289 | 80 | 65 | 10 | 5 |
2228 | One of Spielberg’s people…? | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2229 | I was fine with it until I saw that they're bringing their attorney. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 76 | 58 | 17 | 1 |
2230 | Oh good! They're scared of us, too. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2231 | Honey, did you remember to pay the taxes on the cottage on Mars? | 1.2500 | 0.06033 | 80 | 64 | 12 | 4 |
2232 | His fees must be out of this world. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2233 | Frankly, he's lightyears behind his cronies. | 1.2500 | 0.06749 | 68 | 55 | 9 | 4 |
2234 | The one carrying the launch codes looks terrifying | 1.2500 | 0.05658 | 76 | 59 | 15 | 2 |
2235 | Space Force still seems so alien to me | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
2236 | The adoption's not going as planned. | 1.2500 | 0.06749 | 68 | 55 | 9 | 4 |
2237 | We always thought the aliens would send their military to invade. Turns out its mergers and acquisitions. | 1.2475 | 0.05523 | 101 | 82 | 13 | 6 |
2238 | Oh damn - they have lawyers too! | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
2239 | I remember Bob; he finished top of his class in property law. | 1.2474 | 0.05490 | 97 | 78 | 14 | 5 |
2240 | Honey, would you take them to our leader? I forgot to do today's Wordle. | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
2241 | I’m glad Lawrence has found his happy place. | 1.2474 | 0.05490 | 97 | 78 | 14 | 5 |
2242 | This can't be good; they brought their lawyer." | 1.2473 | 0.05853 | 93 | 76 | 11 | 6 |
2243 | You said you were bring some friends that were feeling alienated lately, but.... | 1.2473 | 0.04751 | 93 | 71 | 21 | 1 |
2244 | You remembered the weed, right? | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
2245 | Pretty sure he's their HIPAA compliance guy. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2246 | OK. We'll come peacefully. But no NDA! | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
2247 | I can't tell you what is most ominous of the things I am seeing. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2248 | He's gone a lot but least he gets to claim mileage. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2249 | They’re just like us, honey…vaccinated. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2250 | Things really are opening up post-pandemic. | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
2251 | They come in peace, under special "terms and conditions" | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
2252 | Now we're really in trouble. That's an IRS agent! | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2253 | I knew it would be trouble when your drone hit that UFO." | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2254 | Maybe the man with the briefcase will know if we can adopt just one. We'll have to build another bedroom if we need to take all four. | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2255 | When George said his new job was front man for The Aliens, I thought it was a new rock n roll band. | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2256 | Our little space cadet is all grown up! | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
2257 | Pluto's outsourcing legal these days. | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2258 | Zeke, this is not what we sent you to law school for! | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2259 | They brought their lawyer. Are we in trouble? | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2260 | You’ve got the wrong Karen. | 1.2471 | 0.06462 | 85 | 71 | 7 | 7 |
2261 | Keanu Barrister Nicholso | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2262 | Honey, I think this is a hostile takeover! | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2263 | Nothing to see here... Simply another illegal alien case. | 1.2471 | 0.04995 | 85 | 65 | 19 | 1 |
2264 | They've got a realtor, but I'll bet he hasn't told them the median price of a home here. | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2265 | Apparently the probe will be immediately followed by probing questions. | 1.2471 | 0.04995 | 85 | 65 | 19 | 1 |
2266 | Looks like the away team is ready for negotiations. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2267 | They must know they’re illegal aliens because they brought a lawyer. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2268 | Their claims are out of this world, but at least their accountant stands behind them. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2269 | Legal doesn't fit in at all. | 1.2469 | 0.06219 | 81 | 66 | 10 | 5 |
2270 | CIA ? | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2271 | Did you have a fun weekend with Daddy? | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2272 | Do you think they charged extra for luggage? | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2273 | They didn't come here to buy. They just want to snoop through our open house. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2274 | Looks like your ex-wife made first contact. | 1.2468 | 0.06445 | 77 | 63 | 9 | 5 |
2275 | I said "Bring four Mars Bars, not Mars pears!" | 1.2468 | 0.05280 | 77 | 59 | 17 | 1 |
2276 | To serve Wall Street? | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
2277 | His boss said he could no longer work remotely. | 1.2468 | 0.06956 | 77 | 65 | 5 | 7 |
2278 | I suppose you did say you would travel for your new job. | 1.2468 | 0.05280 | 77 | 59 | 17 | 1 |
2279 | Take us to your Elon. | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2280 | Looks like Buzz has been arrested again. | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
2281 | I wonder...is his briefcase set to STUN or SUE? | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2282 | Which of these things is not like the other? | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2283 | Is it tax season already? | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
2284 | We can’t tell Nicky—he WAS tall enough to ride. | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2285 | NOW they want a signed release before their probes! | 1.2466 | 0.05441 | 73 | 56 | 16 | 1 |
2286 | Tipped off by all of the junk in outer space, I think they are here because of how poorly we humans are taking care of the planet. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2287 | They got on at Mar-a-Lago! | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2288 | Clever little buggers! First they zap you, then they sue you. | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
2289 | I told you that naming that planet after your mother was a bad idea! | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2290 | Okay now remember to call them ‘extraterrestrials’ instead of ‘aliens’ so we don’t get canceled. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2291 | Looks like they've grown bored with 'Take us to your leader!' and decided instead to take their leader to us. | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2292 | Fingers crossed they are here to trademark 'We come in peace' | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2293 | Looks like they're ready to negotiate a treaty. | 1.2464 | 0.06973 | 69 | 57 | 7 | 5 |
2294 | should we call our lawyer? or NATO? | 1.2464 | 0.06660 | 69 | 56 | 9 | 4 |
2295 | Looks like Iowa has finally been discovered by New Yorkers | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2296 | I recognize The Pips, but that's not Gladys Knight. | 1.2464 | 0.06660 | 69 | 56 | 9 | 4 |
2297 | I heard they were outsourcing audit personnel, but this is ridiculous!” | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2298 | Watch out for the one with a tie! | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2299 | We come in search of a green card. | 1.2464 | 0.06973 | 69 | 57 | 7 | 5 |
2300 | Mark did say his law practice was going out of this world. | 1.2462 | 0.07282 | 65 | 54 | 6 | 5 |
2301 | Oh No! Black & Decker sent their hand drill team and a lawyer!" | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
2302 | It looks serious, they came with their lawyer. | 1.2462 | 0.06589 | 65 | 52 | 10 | 3 |
2303 | I've been waiting 10 years for you to return home from work. Did you remember to pick up the milk? | 1.2459 | 0.06877 | 61 | 49 | 9 | 3 |
2304 | I hope our home owners’ insurance covers this. | 1.2459 | 0.06877 | 61 | 49 | 9 | 3 |
2305 | You can always spot the lawyers | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
2306 | Run! I think I see a lawyer. | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
2307 | Didn't our application said we would host ONE alien for the international galactical summer program? | 1.2451 | 0.05818 | 102 | 85 | 9 | 8 |
2308 | Oh, great. This time they brought a publicist for their cookbook. | 1.2449 | 0.04824 | 98 | 76 | 20 | 2 |
2309 | Oh good, they brought an accountant! | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
2310 | Martians AND a lawyer? We're doomed. | 1.2449 | 0.05813 | 98 | 81 | 10 | 7 |
2311 | Well that’s just great. Now the rent’s going to skyrocket. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
2312 | I don't think they understand the gravity of this situation. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
2313 | They don't seem happy about our gas prices. | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
2314 | It's trouble, they brought a lawyer | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
2315 | Dang it, all we need are more traveling salesmen.. | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
2316 | So, what's the plan for legal aliens? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2317 | Must have stopped in Darien first. | 1.2444 | 0.06183 | 90 | 75 | 8 | 7 |
2318 | Looks like they found some legal justification for their take over. | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2319 | That’s why nobody knows about aliens…you have to sign an NDA | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2320 | Uh Oh Bob, there's a man with a briefcase. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2321 | We're not interested in taking over your planet. We just want you to give us the right of first refusal if you plan on selling out to any other civilization. | 1.2444 | 0.05978 | 90 | 74 | 10 | 6 |
2322 | An accountant to verify their expense accounts. Impressive. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2323 | I told you the adoption agency would come through. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2324 | I think that one is what they call the reptilians. | 1.2442 | 0.06175 | 86 | 71 | 9 | 6 |
2325 | Oh dear, this is an official probe. | 1.2442 | 0.06393 | 86 | 72 | 7 | 7 |
2326 | OMG the aliens have landed! And look, their natural appearance is so utterly disgusting some are disguised as little green men! | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2327 | The IRS guy is getting serious. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2328 | You think they're going to want us to sign an NDA? | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2329 | They mean business, especially that last one. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2330 | I knew our lawyer was an alien. | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
2331 | Oh no! Their planet is even more litigious than Earth! | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
2332 | That's D. B. Cooper who was never found! | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2333 | Maybe we should send the kids to public school so they don't have to wear uniforms. | 1.2439 | 0.06150 | 82 | 67 | 10 | 5 |
2334 | Looks like there will be something to negotiate beyond "Surrender or Die!" That's encouraging. | 1.2439 | 0.06150 | 82 | 67 | 10 | 5 |
2335 | what is your return policy | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2336 | Take me to your influencer | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2337 | It looks like Earth is in for a final acounting. | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2338 | I hope we don't regret adopting all four . | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2339 | He’s our security in disguise | 1.2439 | 0.06150 | 82 | 67 | 10 | 5 |
2340 | We are here to make an offer you can't refuse | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2341 | A lawyer and four aliens leave a space craft..... | 1.2439 | 0.04522 | 123 | 97 | 22 | 4 |
2342 | Before you can be abducted by aliens, there's a nondisclosure agreement to sign in triplicate. | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2343 | Caption Writers from Outer Space | 1.2439 | 0.06390 | 82 | 68 | 8 | 6 |
2344 | So ambulance chasing really is universal ! | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2345 | He seems bit alien. | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2346 | This better not be just a tricky way to deliver a summons. | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2347 | Is it just me, or is the one in the back wearing different shoes? | 1.2436 | 0.06370 | 78 | 64 | 9 | 5 |
2348 | This is not what I had in mind when you suggested that we foster strays! | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2349 | Oh look honey, the crisis actors are here for the “alien invasion.” | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2350 | Jimmy, tell your friends they can’t park there as the neighbours get upset. | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2351 | We're doomed, they brought lawyers! | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2352 | I think we may be getting an astronomical offer. | 1.2436 | 0.04892 | 78 | 59 | 19 | 0 |
2353 | I'd heard Trump needed to go further afield for new accountants .... | 1.2436 | 0.06370 | 78 | 64 | 9 | 5 |
2354 | Ralph Nader says their faster-than-light spaceship is “unsafe at any speed.” | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2355 | It’s a Star Chamber! Literally! | 1.2436 | 0.06103 | 78 | 63 | 11 | 4 |
2356 | What are your rules on foreign investors? | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2357 | He must be from H.R. | 1.2436 | 0.06370 | 78 | 64 | 9 | 5 |
2358 | We don’t care if you have an attorney. You need six to play in the volleyball tournament. | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2359 | I told you that building a wall would NOT keep aliens out. | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2360 | They’re here to conquer Earth and negotiate the streaming rights to Friends. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2361 | They're back... and this time they brought their lawyer. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2362 | Fine, fine, you made bail, now what? Area 51? It's a zoo! | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2363 | Can't be good if they are bringing an accountant | 1.2432 | 0.05154 | 111 | 90 | 15 | 6 |
2364 | I’ve read about him. This is the lawyer no one can stand! | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
2365 | What does he mean, ‘Take me to your CEO?’’ | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2366 | Do you know where do we return this lawyer? | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
2367 | We come in peace,and lawsuits | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
2368 | Who's their mother? | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2369 | Harry, looks like another non/disclosure situation | 1.2432 | 0.06613 | 74 | 61 | 8 | 5 |
2370 | Oh wow Peter! The Space Camp brochure NEVER mentioned this! | 1.2432 | 0.05378 | 74 | 57 | 16 | 1 |
2371 | Oh, they were behind it. | 1.2432 | 0.06613 | 74 | 61 | 8 | 5 |
2372 | Take us to your litigant. | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2373 | Another non-disclosure agreement? | 1.2430 | 0.05449 | 107 | 88 | 12 | 7 |
2374 | Did the Manson girls shave their heads? Weird | 1.2429 | 0.06574 | 70 | 57 | 9 | 4 |
2375 | So, there is - there is intelligent life in the universe! Oh, wait, never mind; they brought a lawyer. | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2376 | Well, at first I was worried about the ray guns. | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2377 | This looks hostile. | 1.2429 | 0.06574 | 70 | 57 | 9 | 4 |
2378 | Well, if it isn’t Klaatu, Barada, the Nikto clones, and Shapiro. | 1.2429 | 0.06881 | 70 | 58 | 7 | 5 |
2379 | Looks like our attorney had to fly space available. | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
2380 | Clearly Elon Musk is offshoring. | 1.2429 | 0.07176 | 70 | 59 | 5 | 6 |
2381 | They’re asking to speak to our supervisor. | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
2382 | You can’t escape the IRS anywhere! | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
2383 | Which one is Lieberman? | 1.2424 | 0.07181 | 66 | 55 | 6 | 5 |
2384 | I think that settles the question of intelligent life elsewhere. | 1.2424 | 0.07181 | 66 | 55 | 6 | 5 |
2385 | Well it looks like they have a perfectly legal justification for their invasion | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
2386 | Don't worry, we're just here to buy some cryptocurrency. | 1.2424 | 0.06499 | 66 | 53 | 10 | 3 |
2387 | They came with a real estate agent! | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
2388 | Where's Rork ??? | 1.2424 | 0.06499 | 66 | 53 | 10 | 3 |
2389 | Clearly not a superior species | 1.2424 | 0.06499 | 66 | 53 | 10 | 3 |
2390 | . . . and as you can see, the acquisition target is still without counsel. | 1.2424 | 0.07181 | 66 | 55 | 6 | 5 |
2391 | Your vaccine passports, please... | 1.2424 | 0.06849 | 66 | 54 | 8 | 4 |
2392 | He's not who he claims to be and we are not four evangelists. | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
2393 | Your son is an international sales man? Well, my son is a universal salesman." (Roman Gonzales, 14 years old | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
2394 | Be careful what you say, they brought their immigration lawyer! | 1.2419 | 0.07157 | 62 | 51 | 7 | 4 |
2395 | Harry! I thought you worked for Trump! | 1.2419 | 0.07157 | 62 | 51 | 7 | 4 |
2396 | Is this how San Francisco is replacing the police? | 1.2418 | 0.06121 | 91 | 76 | 8 | 7 |
2397 | Did not I tell you that our solar panels violated a building code? | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
2398 | I didn’t realize the Republicans were coming to our picnic! | 1.2418 | 0.05708 | 91 | 74 | 12 | 5 |
2399 | Hi, I'm Karen. You'd better turn around and get back into your ship or I'm going to be making a call. | 1.2418 | 0.06121 | 91 | 76 | 8 | 7 |
2400 | I get that you all come in peace but what about your lawyer? | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2401 | How was summer camp? | 1.2414 | 0.04895 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
2402 | I've brought along some willing potential employees for your business. I'm sure you'll find them cost efficient. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2403 | I agree with you. Wordle has gotten tougher lately. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2404 | Uh oh. It's never good when they show up with a lawyer. | 1.2414 | 0.06650 | 58 | 46 | 10 | 2 |
2405 | One cosmic blast left. Aim for the lawyer! | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2406 | I knew something was wrong when they said “take us to your lawyer”. | 1.2414 | 0.04895 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
2407 | Well honey, at least they've got your forehead. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2408 | No, not your leader; take us to your lawyer. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2409 | 4 to 3. The Grays win. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2410 | Did you say, "Take us to your leader" or to your "lawyer" | 1.2410 | 0.06083 | 83 | 68 | 10 | 5 |
2411 | I knew we should have voted in that last election!! | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2412 | I guess if they win this defamation suit, we'll have to start calling them "legal aliens." | 1.2410 | 0.06320 | 83 | 69 | 8 | 6 |
2413 | Did you decide to return to the office or did they force you? | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2414 | George always was one to follow the crowd. | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2415 | They're obviously from Planet Walters and Frisch. | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2416 | Now I know why he preferred working from home. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2417 | The ray guns don't frighten me, it's that attorney's briefcase! | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2418 | I think we need to keep an eye on the guy with the codes. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2419 | They're back and they've brought their lawyer this time! | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2420 | They came with legal representation. | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2421 | ‘We said ‘Take us to your leader,’ not ‘take us to the cheater!’ | 1.2405 | 0.06297 | 79 | 65 | 9 | 5 |
2422 | You don't expect Martians to lawyer up. | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2423 | He's their Immigration Attorney. | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2424 | Yes, they're space aliens, but I'm still not convinced that this is evidence that intelligent life exists on other planets. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2425 | Illegal aliens are taking over!! | 1.2405 | 0.06297 | 79 | 65 | 9 | 5 |
2426 | Never abduct an IRS agent. | 1.2404 | 0.05550 | 104 | 86 | 11 | 7 |
2427 | He said he'd be wearing a suit, but he never mentioned glasses. | 1.2400 | 0.06250 | 75 | 61 | 10 | 4 |
2428 | These ones do legal probes. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2429 | Their lawyer has a much smaller brain. | 1.2400 | 0.06532 | 75 | 62 | 8 | 5 |
2430 | Too many abductions on your return. | 1.2400 | 0.06250 | 75 | 61 | 10 | 4 |
2431 | Oh my God, lawyers aren't human! | 1.2400 | 0.06532 | 75 | 62 | 8 | 5 |
2432 | I think we went with the wrong adoption agency! | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
2433 | Run! They got a lawyer! | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
2434 | They mean business this time. They brought lawyers, guns, and money! | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
2435 | I told you Timmy would make new friends after college. | 1.2396 | 0.04854 | 96 | 75 | 19 | 2 |
2436 | Looks like they're lawyering up before they even try the abduct-and-probe. | 1.2394 | 0.06489 | 71 | 58 | 9 | 4 |
2437 | Oh, no. This time they've got a lawyer. | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
2438 | Honey, I’m terrified; they brought a lawyer. | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
2439 | Well they aren’t coming in peace if they brought their lawyer. | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
2440 | Honestly, we were hoping you'd keep him. | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
2441 | Oh no! I think we're about to have our taxes probed! | 1.2394 | 0.06489 | 71 | 58 | 9 | 4 |
2442 | Just act like you belong, no one will notice a thing. | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
2443 | Honey, what do we say when they ask who our leader is" | 1.2394 | 0.06489 | 71 | 58 | 9 | 4 |
2444 | I warned him about fare-savers | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
2445 | Oh hey, isn’t that that guy from the X-Files? | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
2446 | Sub-species of aliens arriving under guard, to join their kind who are already established here. | 1.2388 | 0.06755 | 67 | 55 | 8 | 4 |
2447 | 'If the one with the briefcase says 'Take Me to Your Leader", we have a bigger problem. | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
2448 | I'm from the adoption agency. You said you wanted children,but there might be a few problems. | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
2449 | Heard you hired the best divorce lawyer on earth. So I found this guy. | 1.2388 | 0.06412 | 67 | 54 | 10 | 3 |
2450 | Hey look George,it | 1.2386 | 0.06046 | 88 | 73 | 9 | 6 |
2451 | I see they’ve brought their in-saucer lawyer. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2452 | The tax man does get around. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2453 | Could y’all give us a minute? We’re in the middle of something. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2454 | Complaining is universal. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2455 | He just for scaring us. He’s only carrying their lunch. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2456 | Where are the other three? | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
2457 | "That's what you get for creating a story entitled "Teenage space aliens made me pregnant. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2458 | Great, more foreigners coming to steal our jobs. | 1.2381 | 0.06680 | 63 | 51 | 9 | 3 |
2459 | Did they sign? | 1.2381 | 0.07053 | 63 | 52 | 7 | 4 |
2460 | I guess they mean business this time. | 1.2381 | 0.06680 | 63 | 51 | 9 | 3 |
2461 | I wouldn't have expected them to seem so... litigious. | 1.2381 | 0.04675 | 84 | 64 | 20 | 0 |
2462 | Looks like they've brought the big guns this time. | 1.2381 | 0.05665 | 105 | 88 | 9 | 8 |
2463 | You might appear less hostile if you ditch the attorney. | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
2464 | Wow! People still use briefcases? | 1.2375 | 0.06225 | 80 | 66 | 9 | 5 |
2465 | i told ya dealing with that elon dude was gonna be trouble | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2466 | Honey,do you think this is about our cars extended warranty?! | 1.2375 | 0.06225 | 80 | 66 | 9 | 5 |
2467 | Sir! I don't think you can park there. | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2468 | They get kind of strict with tax-deductible trips when it's interstellar. | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2469 | This cannot be the son we bought on the Dark Web | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2470 | Seems lawyers look the same across the galaxy" | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2471 | They’d prefer to be called undocumented workers. | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2472 | Quick, contact our lawyer. I didn’t know a first contact situation involved discovery. | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
2473 | Talk about being prepared. They even brought their own immigration attorney. | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2474 | Oh, those Insurance Salesmen are everywhere! | 1.2375 | 0.06225 | 80 | 66 | 9 | 5 |
2475 | - We come to join NATO - This will not end well | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2476 | Oh no,they are an open carry civilization with lawyers | 1.2375 | 0.06225 | 80 | 66 | 9 | 5 |
2477 | Carl is taking HOV compliance to a whole new level | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
2478 | Don't worry honey--politely ask the lawyer if their official right-to-carry permits are in his brief case. | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2479 | Might be a strange culture, but they are rumored to have plenty of insurance. | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2480 | So that's where Mr. Smith disappeared to four years ago. | 1.2375 | 0.06225 | 80 | 66 | 9 | 5 |
2481 | Must be illegal aliens. They brought a lawyer. | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2482 | The one in the suit looks so inhuman. | 1.2368 | 0.06453 | 76 | 63 | 8 | 5 |
2483 | The new summer associates have arrived. | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2484 | I am with Human Resources. | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2485 | We come with representation | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2486 | I guess they've come to negotiate a settlement. | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2487 | Was he retained or abducted? | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2488 | could you gift wrap that, please | 1.2368 | 0.05254 | 76 | 59 | 16 | 1 |
2489 | I always suspected lawyers came from Uranus. | 1.2368 | 0.06175 | 76 | 62 | 10 | 4 |
2490 | "See? I told you balding was universal." | 1.2368 | 0.06453 | 76 | 63 | 8 | 5 |
2491 | I think he’ll want us to sign an NDA | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2492 | This looks really serious! They've brought their lawyer. | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2493 | but I don't want to probe them" | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
2494 | Run for your life. It's a personal injury lawyer. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
2495 | Uh-oh. It's one of Trump's lawyers! | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
2496 | Only one lawyer? More primitive than I'd've thought. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
2497 | I heard Martians were litigious, but this is ridiculous. | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
2498 | Crap, they have lawyers too! | 1.2366 | 0.05801 | 93 | 77 | 10 | 6 |
2499 | My God, they're all hideous! | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
2500 | Looks like the commute is getting to Randy. | 1.2366 | 0.05801 | 93 | 77 | 10 | 6 |
2501 | Oh ! Oh ! Now we are in trouble. They brought their lawyer. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
2502 | He said we could adopt orphans from outside the country. These kids are cute, but they're not what I had in mind. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
2503 | We know you used a personal e-mail for government business! | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
2504 | You're screwed now, Jeff. They've come back with that lawyer from the billboards that doesn't get paid unless he wins. | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
2505 | The tall one is heavily armed..... | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
2506 | Oh, my God! They've engaged a mergers and acquisitions attorney. | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
2507 | I hear he’s the best immigration attorney in the galaxy. | 1.2361 | 0.05414 | 72 | 56 | 15 | 1 |
2508 | Stewart's leading from behind chops are out of this world. | 1.2361 | 0.06407 | 72 | 59 | 9 | 4 |
2509 | Lawyers?! I f***ing knew it! | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2510 | They must be really serious about their acquisition of earth. It looks like they brought their M&A lawyer from New York. | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
2511 | We’re taking Alien v. Predator to the Supreme Court. | 1.2361 | 0.06706 | 72 | 60 | 7 | 5 |
2512 | Boy, they've got "follow the leader" all wrong out there! | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
2513 | Honey. I don’t think that was an airplane you mooned.” | 1.2361 | 0.06706 | 72 | 60 | 7 | 5 |
2514 | I specifically ordered five. | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2515 | So it IS true…there are lawyers on Mars. | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2516 | I’ve heard of hostile takeovers, but this is ridiculous! | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
2517 | At least he got a degree | 1.2361 | 0.06706 | 72 | 60 | 7 | 5 |
2518 | I liked it much better when he was working from home. | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2519 | It was either having our memory wiped or signing a non-disclosure agreement. | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2520 | Take - us - to - your - lawyer | 1.2360 | 0.04800 | 89 | 69 | 19 | 1 |
2521 | They look very well represented | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
2522 | OMG it's your brother! | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
2523 | Oh, god! They’ve brought their lawyer ! | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2524 | Do you think they had to pay extra for more headroom? | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2525 | We would like to serve man, just like our lawyer here. | 1.2360 | 0.06194 | 89 | 75 | 7 | 7 |
2526 | I see they brought their lawyer this time. | 1.2360 | 0.05767 | 89 | 73 | 11 | 5 |
2527 | They just need me for auditing purposes | 1.2358 | 0.05286 | 106 | 87 | 13 | 6 |
2528 | UFO chaser! | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
2529 | How adorable - the last one looks like us and isn't carrying a weapon. | 1.2353 | 0.05590 | 68 | 53 | 14 | 1 |
2530 | The fifth guy is their agent. | 1.2353 | 0.06183 | 85 | 71 | 8 | 6 |
2531 | I KNEW my ex-husband's attorney wasn't human. | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
2532 | The children are back from space camp! | 1.2353 | 0.05182 | 68 | 52 | 16 | 0 |
2533 | Looks like they were serious about suing us. | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2534 | They even have someone to probe our accounts. | 1.2353 | 0.06986 | 68 | 57 | 6 | 5 |
2535 | I didn’t realize William Morris had satellite offices. | 1.2353 | 0.06664 | 68 | 56 | 8 | 4 |
2536 | I'm sorry, I'm not sure where baggage claim is. | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
2537 | Yeah, I know; they always bring their lawyer with them. | 1.2353 | 0.05952 | 85 | 70 | 10 | 5 |
2538 | They say they have a covid cure. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2539 | They are not so alien after all. | 1.2353 | 0.06986 | 68 | 57 | 6 | 5 |
2540 | Corporate clearly isn't taking our unionization efforts laying down | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2541 | How is the ride share situation going? | 1.2353 | 0.05970 | 68 | 54 | 12 | 2 |
2542 | I thought they might be friendly until I saw their lawyer. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2543 | I miss the days when being invaded didn't involve attorneys. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2544 | Great, John - you brought the kids! | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2545 | Oh no, they have weapons and a lawyer. | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2546 | That's odd. The last one's a bit taller than the others. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2547 | When they said they would 'probe my ass' I didn't think it would involve the IRS! | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2548 | I never thought the IRS would join them. | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2549 | Aliens with legal representation? It's a Republican nightmare. | 1.2346 | 0.06154 | 81 | 67 | 9 | 5 |
2550 | Geez, Bill Barr's lost a ton on that new, 'Off World, Pounds Off' diet, hasn't he? | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2551 | By the way, the guy behind us is a Mormon and we are not responsible for anything he says or does | 1.2346 | 0.06400 | 81 | 68 | 7 | 6 |
2552 | Paul...Did you read the Space Camp release form before signing? | 1.2346 | 0.06400 | 81 | 68 | 7 | 6 |
2553 | Well, he said that he had an out of this world protection detail! | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2554 | The libs hid the ballots with the Ukraine Hillary pedo servers in the Transamerica building! | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2555 | Oh he’s not my leader. He’s a first time online date that is not going to have a second one. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2556 | The lawyer scares me. | 1.2344 | 0.07300 | 64 | 54 | 5 | 5 |
2557 | Oh no! They're bringing back our leader. | 1.2344 | 0.06952 | 64 | 53 | 7 | 4 |
2558 | He must be the "Out of Town" lawyer. | 1.2344 | 0.06197 | 64 | 51 | 11 | 2 |
2559 | I told you they would have a lawyer. | 1.2340 | 0.05745 | 94 | 78 | 10 | 6 |
2560 | Which one's Harry? | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2561 | They’re here to save us from ourselves! | 1.2338 | 0.05195 | 77 | 60 | 16 | 1 |
2562 | Oh no, they lawyered up this time. | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2563 | Look at that old fashioned suit, incredible! | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2564 | Oh look hon, they can’t be invading. They must want a deal. They brought their accountant. | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2565 | Should we be worried more about the laser pistols or the lawyer? | 1.2338 | 0.05195 | 77 | 60 | 16 | 1 |
2566 | Hi are you our Uber? | 1.2338 | 0.06376 | 77 | 64 | 8 | 5 |
2567 | Oh Lord, it's worse than we thought. They're going to sue! | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2568 | We will do a prisoner exchange. You can have this Trump era reject. We want Kim K. | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2569 | Must be their accountant. | 1.2333 | 0.06451 | 60 | 48 | 10 | 2 |
2570 | They have brought their attorney, it’s gonna be a long battle. | 1.2333 | 0.06451 | 60 | 48 | 10 | 2 |
2571 | Thanks for your online vehicle order. | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2572 | It seems they're claiming unpaid residuals from "Close Encounters" | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2573 | This time DON’T take us to your leader! | 1.2333 | 0.05923 | 90 | 75 | 9 | 6 |
2574 | I see you brought a lawyer, so you must be from Uranus. | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
2575 | Be nice, the last one is a lawyer! | 1.2330 | 0.05200 | 103 | 84 | 14 | 5 |
2576 | This looks serious. They brought their lawyer. | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2577 | Aren't you glad we still get to work from home.... | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2578 | Ugh, just some more city transplants thinking they own the place. | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2579 | Looks like it’s going to be a legal takeover. | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2580 | When you told me our vacation would be "out of this world"....you weren't kidding! | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2581 | You never said they were going to probe our tax filing! | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2582 | I think I recognize their lawyer. | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2583 | Looks like we are going to find out if the second amendment extends to fusion atomizers. | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2584 | You’d never believe he was the runt of the litter | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2585 | I smell a wrongful death suit | 1.2329 | 0.06327 | 73 | 60 | 9 | 4 |
2586 | More foreign exchange students. They had trouble finding the place. | 1.2329 | 0.06327 | 73 | 60 | 9 | 4 |
2587 | I hope Spielberg has a good lawyer. | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2588 | It’s never a good sign when they bring an attorney! | 1.2329 | 0.04981 | 73 | 56 | 17 | 0 |
2589 | Looks like the lockout is over" | 1.2329 | 0.06327 | 73 | 60 | 9 | 4 |
2590 | Now I suppose we have to hire a lawyer. | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2591 | I see that the I.R.S. finally caught up with those aliens. | 1.2329 | 0.05349 | 73 | 57 | 15 | 1 |
2592 | Those legal aliens are invading our country | 1.2329 | 0.06621 | 73 | 61 | 7 | 5 |
2593 | Let's stand our ground. Shoot the lawyer. | 1.2326 | 0.04872 | 86 | 67 | 18 | 1 |
2594 | I told you that probe looked copyrighted. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2595 | Their accountant is good. He depreciated Earth's value to $0 for tax purposes. | 1.2326 | 0.06117 | 86 | 72 | 8 | 6 |
2596 | So sorry we can't help but we are out-of-towners too. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2597 | Sheep Meadow gets so crowded in the Spring! | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2598 | Looks like they've come to litigate. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2599 | It looks like your brother has finally found his crowd. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2600 | Oh dear, looks like we are in for a hostile takeover and consulting pitch. | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2601 | Oh look, it’s Elon Musk’s accountant. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2602 | Next thing you know, he'll have a billion dollars, the deed to Earth and a corporation of aliens. | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
2603 | Oh, no! Another unsolicited offer to buy our home! | 1.2321 | 0.06237 | 56 | 44 | 11 | 1 |
2604 | Hostile takeovers are perfectly legal. | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2605 | After thirty years, they return our baby Stanley, and all they could do was make him a CPA. | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2606 | Four out of five Martians don't sell life insurance. | 1.2319 | 0.06892 | 69 | 58 | 6 | 5 |
2607 | It's never a good sign when they show up with legal counsel . | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2608 | They brought Uncle Leo back but he doesn’t look right. | 1.2319 | 0.05519 | 69 | 54 | 14 | 1 |
2609 | They want to try out for ‘The Bachelor.’ | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2610 | I'm a little worried by the ray gun things they're packing,...but I'm really worried by the lawyer. | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2611 | They've obviously been here before and know how the system works. | 1.2319 | 0.06243 | 69 | 56 | 10 | 3 |
2612 | Oh, crap. Another complaint about space junk. | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2613 | Norm and Mona greet their first Airbnb guests from their Tik Tok advertisement. | 1.2319 | 0.06243 | 69 | 56 | 10 | 3 |
2614 | Looks like Harvard law has a campus on Mars. | 1.2319 | 0.06243 | 69 | 56 | 10 | 3 |
2615 | Tax probe? | 1.2319 | 0.06243 | 69 | 56 | 10 | 3 |
2616 | Oh I can handle anything right now. My wordle winning streak ended today. | 1.2319 | 0.06243 | 69 | 56 | 10 | 3 |
2617 | He also drafts Trump’s non-disclosure agreements. | 1.2319 | 0.06243 | 69 | 56 | 10 | 3 |
2618 | Oh my! It's a lawyer and he is coming towards us! | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2619 | The last one is saying trick or treat. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2620 | So there is no mistake, we brought our own lawyer to conduct negotiations between our world and yours. | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2621 | Is he a 'registered' lobbyist? | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2622 | Wow! That’s how they look under the mask. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2623 | I think we better lawer up, too. | 1.2317 | 0.06086 | 82 | 68 | 9 | 5 |
2624 | How many times did I tell you to expect an IRS audit? | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2625 | I think the aliens are going to force us into arbitration! | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2626 | They're evolving... | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2627 | The IRS has gone out of this world to help us. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2628 | Is that business casual now? | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2629 | Welcome home, Son. Are these your clients or your children? | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2630 | I guess we WILL be safe in this new witness protection program. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2631 | Does their lawyer know this isn’t an open-carry state? | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2632 | I'm guessing our taxes will be astronomical. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2633 | We brought our attorney, just in case. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2634 | It’s Tommy Lee Jones! | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2635 | Mr. and Mrs. Raymond Gunn? At the request of my clients, the Galactic Court has issued a summons for interplanetary trademark infringement. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2636 | A new mask policy? | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2637 | Their gender differences are quite pronounced. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2638 | As far as we know, Trump's in Palm Beach, Florida. | 1.2316 | 0.05689 | 95 | 79 | 10 | 6 |
2639 | You can’t invoke eminent domain without a public hearing! | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
2640 | Still flying coach, are you? | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
2641 | We come in peace. But invasion and litigation are still on the table. | 1.2308 | 0.06853 | 65 | 54 | 7 | 4 |
2642 | My word, There's 's cousin Marvin. I wondered why we didn't birthday cards from him. | 1.2308 | 0.05137 | 78 | 61 | 16 | 1 |
2643 | I'm so sorry, but I think you are delivering the winner of this years' Academy Award in Science Fiction the wrong place. This is the home of me and my husband Oscar Carpenter. | 1.2308 | 0.05651 | 91 | 75 | 11 | 5 |
2644 | Can you tell which of them is ours? | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
2645 | You have ray guns, what do you need a lawyer for ? | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2646 | Bob’s new company is really out of this world. | 1.2308 | 0.04708 | 91 | 71 | 19 | 1 |
2647 | He's the same guy that found my sister an apartment. | 1.2308 | 0.06031 | 78 | 64 | 10 | 4 |
2648 | Isn’t he that famous Cookbook author? | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
2649 | That’s their PR guy. He’s calling it galaxy gentrification. | 1.2308 | 0.06031 | 78 | 64 | 10 | 4 |
2650 | The little green men with the ray guns don't make me as uneasy as the guy with the briefcase. | 1.2308 | 0.05137 | 78 | 61 | 16 | 1 |
2651 | So this is the ultimate Frisbee team he promised to recruit. | 1.2308 | 0.06031 | 78 | 64 | 10 | 4 |
2652 | Those are the children from his first wife. She was a semicarrot from the planet Yipe. | 1.2308 | 0.06031 | 78 | 64 | 10 | 4 |
2653 | Bert's girlfriend was "special" after all. | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
2654 | Set phasers to litigate. | 1.2308 | 0.05705 | 65 | 51 | 13 | 1 |
2655 | Be careful. I think the one at the end is an illegal alien . | 1.2308 | 0.05137 | 78 | 61 | 16 | 1 |
2656 | Uh-oh, this time, they’ve lawyered up. | 1.2308 | 0.06112 | 65 | 52 | 11 | 2 |
2657 | You took a wrong turn; we’re the Whitehouses. | 1.2308 | 0.04961 | 91 | 72 | 17 | 2 |
2658 | They're executing a takeover and plan to convert Earth into a timeshare | 1.2308 | 0.05137 | 78 | 61 | 16 | 1 |
2659 | Two can play this game. Get our alien lawyer. | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
2660 | Looks like Space X is now going Uber. | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2661 | Tell them we’re fine withe their moving in next door | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
2662 | This time they’re serious. They’ve brought their accountant. | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
2663 | Color wars must have been a real bitch this summer! | 1.2308 | 0.06493 | 65 | 53 | 9 | 3 |
2664 | Well, I guess we're now an open carry state. | 1.2308 | 0.05705 | 65 | 51 | 13 | 1 |
2665 | Are you sure they will eat BBQ? | 1.2308 | 0.06301 | 78 | 65 | 8 | 5 |
2666 | This is serious. They've lawyered up. | 1.2308 | 0.06031 | 78 | 64 | 10 | 4 |
2667 | Coming home and bringing some friends. | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
2668 | Just great, Harry – our new neighbors have an in-house lawyer. | 1.2300 | 0.05478 | 100 | 83 | 11 | 6 |
2669 | My gosh- they've captured James Webb! | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
2670 | Which one is the Great Leader's son-in-law? | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2671 | Do you think that’s him?! our little Stevie! | 1.2299 | 0.06052 | 87 | 73 | 8 | 6 |
2672 | _They've_ come in peace. But their lawyer hasn't. | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
2673 | After a probing consultation they decided not to retain me. | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2674 | He keeps us on budget | 1.2297 | 0.06538 | 74 | 62 | 7 | 5 |
2675 | Our lawyer says we need to give you an opt-out of our terms and conditions. | 1.2297 | 0.06249 | 74 | 61 | 9 | 4 |
2676 | Honey, I promise I’ll explain later, but right now I just need you to play along… | 1.2297 | 0.06249 | 74 | 61 | 9 | 4 |
2677 | Can't wait till our skulls evolve to carry all our data. | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2678 | Um. I don't know...I still think November 2016 tops this one! | 1.2297 | 0.06538 | 74 | 62 | 7 | 5 |
2679 | This way to the Capitol Building! | 1.2297 | 0.06816 | 74 | 63 | 5 | 6 |
2680 | We took him to our leader! | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
2681 | Sorry, we dropped him at the office. We didn’t realise he was working from home | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2682 | Last week when they abducted me, they didn't realize I was a lawyer. | 1.2297 | 0.06538 | 74 | 62 | 7 | 5 |
2683 | They're suing for peace. | 1.2297 | 0.05286 | 74 | 58 | 15 | 1 |
2684 | They don't look Mexican! | 1.2295 | 0.06356 | 61 | 49 | 10 | 2 |
2685 | Last time I was abducted, they didn’t bring a lawyer. | 1.2295 | 0.06772 | 61 | 50 | 8 | 3 |
2686 | They think they can prove that abduction is not 9/10ths of the law. | 1.2295 | 0.06772 | 61 | 50 | 8 | 3 |
2687 | Well, his extra work load sure looks a lot like terrestrial domination. | 1.2295 | 0.06772 | 61 | 50 | 8 | 3 |
2688 | We have an extradition treaty with Venus? | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2689 | I was optimistic ‘til the their lawyer came out. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2690 | We come in peace and without prejudice. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2691 | Hmmm. Wonder who's in charge? | 1.2289 | 0.06018 | 83 | 69 | 9 | 5 |
2692 | So this is when you return? You have a lot of explaining to do! | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2693 | Mr. Zevon sent us. There’s cash in the briefcase. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2694 | Does this mean that every civilization has accountants? | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2695 | Exchange please! We just didn’t understand his constant dialogue on diversity training! | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2696 | Until now, it's been a quiet week in Lake Wobegon. | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2697 | Uh-oh, a saucer chaser! | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2698 | I see that your Mars trip went very well. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2699 | Why’d they bring a lawyer here? | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2700 | It looks like Richard's specialty in Intergalactic Law has paid off | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2701 | Realtor | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
2702 | My clients have specified that this is not an invasion. It is a special operation to stabilize human culture. | 1.2286 | 0.06490 | 70 | 58 | 8 | 4 |
2703 | Are you an expat? | 1.2286 | 0.06163 | 70 | 57 | 10 | 3 |
2704 | It's obvious who flew tourist. | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
2705 | But Sonny, your Semester Abroad doesn't finish for three more weeks! | 1.2286 | 0.06490 | 70 | 58 | 8 | 4 |
2706 | Oh, and their lawyer again. Don't even THINK "little" or "green." | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
2707 | They mean business. They've been watching Boston Legal and they've got William Shatner. | 1.2286 | 0.06490 | 70 | 58 | 8 | 4 |
2708 | 2087: Study Abroad | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2709 | so this is what that lawyer meant by 'hostile takeover' | 1.2286 | 0.05449 | 70 | 55 | 14 | 1 |
2710 | Looks like they did their research on New York City. | 1.2286 | 0.06163 | 70 | 57 | 10 | 3 |
2711 | Kids these days. | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
2712 | You're late - you need to go to Kyiv now! | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
2713 | Wow! Even Musk's CFO gets a security detail. | 1.2286 | 0.06801 | 70 | 59 | 6 | 5 |
2714 | oh... You made friends? | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
2715 | I don't like the NRA or their 2nd Amendment supporters, but I do like the diversity. | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
2716 | See what Elon has found! | 1.2283 | 0.05595 | 92 | 76 | 11 | 5 |
2717 | Looks like their planet also has a Second Amendment. Thanks | 1.2281 | 0.04499 | 114 | 91 | 20 | 3 |
2718 | Oh dear, it’s my ex-husband’s attorney. | 1.2278 | 0.04749 | 79 | 61 | 18 | 0 |
2719 | Stan, I think that IRS audit that deeply probed various orifices makes more sense now. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2720 | '' I am not sure why the Real Estate guy brought them ,we only have two bedrooms" | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2721 | This whole Metaverse is starting to feel very real | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2722 | Oh no! They brought the lawyer! | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2723 | Hi George! How was your vacation? | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2724 | Didn't you hear me? I said "Klaatu Barada Nikto!!" | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2725 | Is that Jacoby or Meyer’s representing the aliens? | 1.2278 | 0.05961 | 79 | 65 | 10 | 4 |
2726 | In our latest company development we've outsourced our production to the outer realms. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2727 | I thought the IRS was using new artificial intelligence to do audits, not alien intelligence. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2728 | Oh my god, its Dave | 1.2278 | 0.04749 | 79 | 61 | 18 | 0 |
2729 | Take us to your leader's law firm. | 1.2278 | 0.06228 | 79 | 66 | 8 | 5 |
2730 | Uh oh, it looks like they really mean business this time! | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2731 | They seem friendly enough, but they did bring their lawyer. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2732 | No vehicles or lawyers allowed in the park. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2733 | I see you have already been taken to our leader. | 1.2278 | 0.04749 | 79 | 61 | 18 | 0 |
2734 | I think they're here for our taxes! | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2735 | Looks like they have adopted our ways. They brought their lawyer. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2736 | In all my years as a realtor, this is the oddest closing yet. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2737 | This isn’t what I expected when Ken said he wanted to go into immigration law. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2738 | I knew I should have read that waiver I signed for the field trip! | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2739 | Oh no! They cloned a team of Giulianis ! | 1.2277 | 0.05608 | 101 | 85 | 9 | 7 |
2740 | If gas prices don't improve, they may be here a while. | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2741 | No one “coming in peace” brings a lawyer | 1.2273 | 0.06758 | 66 | 55 | 7 | 4 |
2742 | I knew we shouldn't have agreed to arbitration. | 1.2273 | 0.06403 | 66 | 54 | 9 | 3 |