Contest #794


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794

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Oh, no! They’re returning him.”
  2. “I was expecting the invasion, but not the audit.”
  3. “I think they want to settle.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-03-13T17:19:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-03-27T17:20:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-03-21T17:19:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued March 28, 2022
Number of captions 5786
Number of responses 683122
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I told you no lawyer on earth would take our case. 1.8751 0.01714 2193 860 747 586
1 It’s worse than an invasion. It’s an audit. 1.8601 0.01123 5090 2038 1726 1326
2 Oh, I thought Robert said he was practicing Martial law. 1.8302 0.01466 3051 1303 963 785
3 Oh no. Legal aliens. 1.8050 0.01350 3672 1657 1074 941
4 Gun-toting and a lawyer. They understand America very well. 1.8006 0.01473 2949 1296 945 708
5 Those must be the legal aliens. 1.7995 0.01416 3167 1386 1030 751
6 Oh oh, looks like we're facing a space suit. 1.7961 0.01836 1795 763 635 397
7 I think that they'll fit right in. After all, they have guns and a lawyer. 1.7816 0.01558 2509 1098 861 550
8 If you come in peace why did you bring a lawyer? 1.7806 0.01761 1955 854 676 425
9 Damn. They brought him back. 1.7795 0.01583 2458 1087 826 545
10 If they come in peace, why did they bring their attorney? 1.7766 0.01413 3079 1367 1033 679
11 We come in peace, but Larry will give you the fine print. 1.7630 0.01417 2962 1315 1034 613
12 I'll just find a lawyer on the internet," you said. "What's the worst that can happen?" you said 1.7629 0.01578 2463 1116 815 532
13 They've come back for Marjorie Taylor Greene. 1.7619 0.02290 1302 636 340 326
14 Oh no! They’re returning him. 1.7520 0.01308 3581 1650 1169 762
15 Oh no. They brought him back. 1.7503 0.01456 2815 1279 960 576
16 I knew they’d return him. Nobody can spend two weeks with Bob. 1.7496 0.03111 623 285 209 129
17 Well, on the plus side, they'll only be probing us with questions. 1.7441 0.01539 2517 1154 853 510
18 I was expecting the invasion, but not the audit. 1.7429 0.01505 2517 1124 916 477
19 We should have never let him study abroad. 1.7428 0.01910 1625 744 555 326
20 I've heard they'll sue anyone who tries to call it an invasion. 1.7413 0.02392 1067 499 345 223
21 Looks like four aliens and a lawyer. Let's try communicating with the aliens. 1.7373 0.01586 2387 1112 790 485
22 Bad sign. They've lawyered up 1.7353 0.01572 2350 1075 822 453
23 They must be legal aliens. 1.7337 0.01843 1859 900 554 405
24 They brought an immigration lawyer. 1.7323 0.01743 1909 877 666 366
25 Stop quibbling, Stan. We finally got grandkids. 1.7238 0.01499 3056 1587 726 743
26 There's really only one I am worried about. 1.7178 0.01571 2321 1084 808 429
27 Dear, God! We're going to be scanned, probed, and audited. 1.7148 0.02258 1213 597 365 251
28 I bet they plead the 5th dimension. 1.7132 0.01734 2050 1010 618 422
29 He says the commute is terrible, but the money is out of this world. 1.7091 0.01823 1712 808 594 310
30 That's Timmy, but, my god, those bastards turned him into a lawyer. 1.7087 0.02247 1205 593 370 242
31 He loves the new job, but he says the commute takes light years. 1.7064 0.01596 2187 1024 781 382
32 I don't trust the one at the back. 1.7016 0.01850 1699 823 560 316
33 So that's where accountants come from. 1.6951 0.01945 1607 808 481 318
34 Looks like we're going to be abducted and audited! 1.6931 0.01885 1629 798 533 298
35 I’ll bet Randall was just a diversity hire. 1.6923 0.01855 1654 803 557 294
36 Look on the bright side--if they really wanted to destroy us, they'd have sent more litigators. 1.6911 0.01858 1612 774 562 276
37 Should we tell him that "Zoom in for the meeting" means something different now? 1.6898 0.02292 1109 548 357 204
38 They brought their lawyer. This can't be good. 1.6856 0.01894 1549 750 536 263
39 Rats. They're returning him. 1.6837 0.02049 1483 770 412 301
40 Remember when I told you it was a bad idea to shine that laser pointer at the sky? 1.6831 0.02162 1240 618 397 225
41 We have come for our inalienable rights 1.6826 0.02032 1424 716 444 264
42 We are legal aliens. 1.6817 0.02052 1401 707 433 261
43 He was too much for them; they are taking him back to FOX News. 1.6790 0.02147 1374 726 363 285
44 Before you sign anything Ed, please, for once, read the fine print. 1.6744 0.02664 780 384 266 130
45 I think we're being acquired. 1.6743 0.02312 1004 486 359 159
46 Oh dear, a close accountant of the third kind! 1.6732 0.02248 1273 685 319 269
47 This is the way the world ends--not with a probe but with probate. 1.6730 0.02130 1266 638 404 224
48 I guess it's a hostile takeover 1.6689 0.02169 1190 595 394 201
49 Bad news. They want us to take our leader back. 1.6683 0.02429 1031 541 291 199
50 We have searched the universe to find four new Republican candidates." 1.6681 0.02270 1175 615 335 225
51 Most exciting thing to happen to us and I bet we’ll have to sign an N.D.A. 1.6679 0.02252 1069 526 372 171
52 I hate it when he brings his clients home for dinner. 1.6675 0.02134 1173 573 417 183
53 If they come in peace, why did they bring their lawyer? 1.6635 0.02288 1159 612 325 222
54 Uh oh -- they're armed and lawyered-up. 1.6606 0.02246 1052 518 373 161
55 Can it get any worse? An invasion AND an audit? 1.6603 0.02325 1101 578 319 204
56 I say we keep the aliens and send the politician back 1.6579 0.02357 1029 530 321 178
57 I knew it all along -- personal injury lawyers are NOT human. 1.6537 0.02475 976 519 276 181
58 Listen, if you're looking to extradite him, he's not here. He's moved to Mar-a-Lago 1.6529 0.02547 968 530 244 194
59 Maybe sending him to college in New Mexico wasn't such a good idea. 1.6504 0.02539 901 474 268 159
60 I think they want to settle. 1.6448 0.02521 932 500 263 169
61 They're claiming our depictions of them in movies constitute defamation. 1.6436 0.02499 867 444 288 135
62 It’s worse than an invasion, it’s an injunction. 1.6416 0.02593 837 439 259 139
63 Look, dear. Larry made some friends at unboarding school. 1.6396 0.02794 874 512 165 197
64 Their lawyer is here to protect their inalienable rights. 1.6370 0.02670 821 443 233 145
65 Looks like it’s an arbitration, not an abduction. 1.6362 0.02579 778 394 273 111
66 Say, isn't that Bill from our satellite office? 1.6355 0.02779 771 421 210 140
67 I always wondered where Bill ended up after law school. 1.6326 0.02605 754 382 267 105
68 Definitely the bad kind: they brought a lawyer. 1.6325 0.02640 751 385 257 109
69 Now we really are in trouble. They brought their own attorney! 1.6302 0.02723 741 391 233 117
70 I guess they want to see the books before the takeover. 1.6297 0.02748 721 379 230 112
71 We’re here about your so-called Miss Universe pageant! 1.6277 0.02763 795 444 203 148
72 I see guns and a lawyer. How highly evolved can they be? 1.6276 0.02966 717 409 166 142
73 It's Trump's new legal team! 1.6275 0.02989 714 410 160 144
74 Even worse- legal aliens. 1.6266 0.02817 758 422 197 139
75 They apparently have some issues with the whole 'inalienable rights' thing. 1.6243 0.02726 732 388 231 113
76 Alien, Alien, Alien, Alien...Allan 1.6228 0.02956 676 375 181 120
77 I told the lawyers "alienation", not "alien nation"! 1.6228 0.02977 668 371 178 119
78 I told you I hired a lawyer. These are the partners from §}Њ, ŒØý, ¥¶§ÅË, Çü¤ and Weinstein. 1.6223 0.02891 691 379 194 118
79 Whoa, is that Rudy Giuliani? 1.6214 0.03019 663 373 168 122
80 It’s a natural progression from anal probes to lawyers. 1.6185 0.03036 671 384 159 128
81 They must be Texans. Open carry AND a lawyer. 1.6182 0.03104 647 372 150 125
82 We should have been more specific than ‘space for rent’. 1.6180 0.02965 644 352 186 106
83 Remember when I said I rear-ended a spaceship? 1.6162 0.03100 628 356 157 115
84 We were looking for intelligent life and accidentally picked up a politician. 1.6115 0.03062 628 354 164 110
85 Middle management looks the same pretty much everywhere. 1.6107 0.02834 619 321 218 80
86 I think this time they mean business. 1.6103 0.02882 662 361 198 103
87 Looks like an attempt to impose martian law. 1.6103 0.03085 585 321 171 93
88 They came to settle. 1.6097 0.03137 597 337 156 104
89 I guess their civilization isn't any more advanced than ours. 1.6091 0.03070 591 325 172 94
90 Returning him so soon? 1.6088 0.02924 657 363 188 106
91 Yep - they are definitely hostile. 1.6070 0.03041 570 306 182 82
92 I misunderstood when you told me your brother lived off the grid. 1.6063 0.03116 569 313 167 89
93 We're from the firm of Ack, Ack, Ack, Ack, and Greenberg 1.6038 0.03144 583 329 156 98
94 Wait! Isn't that Bob from accounting? 1.6030 0.03091 539 288 177 74
95 The fifth one creeps me out. 1.6025 0.03239 551 312 146 93
96 Turns out you didn't want our leader either, huh? 1.6012 0.03384 489 273 138 78
97 They abducted him last year but they couldn’t afford his hourly rate. 1.6010 0.03163 579 329 152 98
98 I regret ignoring that ‘cease to exist’ letter. 1.6003 0.03206 628 378 123 127
99 He managed to alienate everyone back home. He's all yours again. 1.6000 0.02987 625 349 177 99
100 Looks like Roswell, Roswell, Roswell and Roswell have added Jones to the firm. 1.5985 0.03300 543 313 135 95
101 They have the best immigration lawyer in the galaxy. 1.5962 0.03169 530 291 162 77
102 If you get a job in tech support,you can live anywhere. 1.5949 0.03860 390 224 100 66
103 After the last two years this isn't surpising at all. 1.5936 0.03222 497 270 159 68
104 Why does one alien need four lawyers? 1.5927 0.03529 496 295 108 93
105 Looks like Ted made partner. 1.5925 0.03289 508 285 145 78
106 This is awfully elaborate for a lawyer joke. 1.5924 0.03255 498 274 153 71
107 Well, at least they appear to be willing to negotiate. 1.5924 0.02759 628 330 224 74
108 Trump claimed to be the greatest President in the universe and they are here to sue him for that slander. 1.5900 0.03356 500 285 135 80
109 Oh no! They’re back! And this time they have representation! 1.5894 0.03211 492 267 160 65
110 Oh oh. The tall one looks like trouble. 1.5873 0.03211 487 264 160 63
111 It is even worse than I thought - they abducted him and sent him to law school. 1.5866 0.03587 462 272 109 81
112 Not so different from us.. . one out of five is an Attorney. 1.5847 0.03451 496 292 118 86
113 My clients will neither confirm nor deny that they come in peace. 1.5828 0.03255 489 271 151 67
114 Well, at least they're legal aliens. 1.5827 0.03295 496 280 143 73
115 Still no signs of intelligent life. 1.5822 0.03322 505 290 136 79
116 Now we're in for it--They're suing us for destroying the planet 1.5814 0.03328 485 274 140 71
117 It looks like they're at least willing to negotiate. 1.5806 0.03330 465 258 144 63
118 Oh my God, they brought an immigration lawyer! 1.5802 0.03311 505 290 137 78
119 Good God, are we the only creatures in the universe without a lawyer? 1.5796 0.03286 452 245 152 55
120 The legal aliens have landed. 1.5779 0.03254 507 288 145 74
121 The last one scares me 1.5767 0.03156 515 287 159 69
122 I said, "Bring back some MARTINI'S" ! 1.5758 0.03636 429 251 109 69
123 They triggered an audit by claiming too many abductions. 1.5757 0.03511 469 277 114 78
124 Not the little green guys, it’s the one in the suit that scares me! 1.5733 0.03321 457 254 144 59
125 The one in disguise could be trouble. 1.5733 0.03434 457 262 128 67
126 They've come to litigate not exterminate. 1.5721 0.03548 409 230 124 55
127 Looks like we're about to get another offer to buy our house. 1.5721 0.03570 444 261 112 71
128 He specializes in illegal aliens. 1.5718 0.03635 418 243 111 64
129 They're returning an abducted lawyer. They say he doesn't qualify as a lifeform. 1.5695 0.03584 453 271 106 76
130 He’s the new diversity hire at Little Green Mann. 1.5681 0.03743 389 226 105 58
131 It's not the ones with the ray guns that I'm afraid of. 1.5675 0.03377 437 244 138 55
132 What a terrifying world they must come from - 20% of their species are lawyers! 1.5668 0.03602 404 231 117 56
133 We’re here to certify the election results. 1.5656 0.03565 465 282 103 80
134 That audit couldn't have gone well. The IRS just seized their flying saucer. 1.5651 0.03617 384 216 119 49
135 You can have your leader back. We expected a lot more. 1.5640 0.03658 422 251 104 67
136 They must be illegal. They brought their lawyer. 1.5639 0.03546 415 238 120 57
137 Oh great, they brought their lawyer. Now we won't understand anything anyone says. 1.5632 0.03695 419 251 100 68
138 See Harold. I told you, we shouldn't let the kids go to space camp 1.5623 0.03636 409 239 110 60
139 Weapons and a lawyer. Definitely hostile. 1.5620 0.03639 411 241 109 61
140 Crap, they brought him back. 1.5619 0.03497 452 267 116 69
141 I’m guessing they’ll say, ‘Take me to your lawyer.’ 1.5609 0.03549 394 222 123 49
142 They’re from Xat, Xat, Xat, Xat & Goldstein. 1.5604 0.04077 364 225 74 65
143 Actually, I’m more afraid of their attorney. 1.5603 0.04070 307 175 92 40
144 Looks like this isn't their first visit. 1.5602 0.03804 357 205 104 48
145 At least they brought their lunch. 1.5597 0.03727 377 218 107 52
146 Oh my gosh, when he said they were visitors from an entirely different galaxy I thought he meant Florida! 1.5594 0.03617 379 214 118 47
147 I thought Jerry specialized in martial law. 1.5583 0.03473 403 226 129 48
148 If they’re that intelligent, why the lawyer? 1.5581 0.03550 439 261 111 67
149 Don't worry, we're vaccinated. 1.5580 0.03641 362 202 118 42
150 Keep an eye on the tall, shady looking one in the back. 1.5572 0.03533 402 229 122 51
151 So, are we supposed to believe these are 'legal' aliens? 1.5570 0.03662 386 223 111 52
152 If they were coming as friends, they wouldn't have brought a lawyer 1.5558 0.03724 385 226 104 55
153 He most definitely has been working remotely! 1.5553 0.03511 443 263 114 66
154 The first four look friendly. The last one, not so much. 1.5549 0.03669 364 206 114 44
155 No question they are legal aliens. 1.5540 0.03666 426 259 98 69
156 Well, I immediately trust four of them 1.5536 0.03280 466 267 140 59
157 We are bringing your leader back. 1.5528 0.03752 398 240 96 62
158 This can't be good. They've lawyered up. 1.5515 0.03530 408 236 119 53
159 We come in peace, with stipulations. 1.5512 0.03673 361 205 113 43
160 I still can’t believe that’s the only job he could get after law school. 1.5501 0.03854 349 204 98 47
161 We're returning you leader. He is useless. Now take us to Jean-Luc Picard. 1.5501 0.03812 369 219 97 53
162 This explains those hourly fees. 1.5493 0.03909 335 195 96 44
163 I guess these are legal aliens. 1.5479 0.03796 376 225 96 55
164 I think they're here to stay. That's an immigration lawyer. 1.5470 0.03708 362 209 108 45
165 I guess they heard we're litigious. 1.5469 0.03646 373 215 112 46
166 You're the couple who tore the tag off the mattress, correct? 1.5469 0.04306 320 200 65 55
167 Of course they brought their lawyer. 1.5449 0.03850 334 193 100 41
168 It was the only law school Richard could get into. 1.5433 0.03934 335 198 92 45
169 I told you that you should have reported that extraterrestrial income! 1.5427 0.03951 328 193 92 43
170 Apparently they are adapting quickly to life on earth. 1.5426 0.03510 387 221 122 44
171 Fred's sales territory has evidently expanded. 1.5424 0.03909 330 193 95 42
172 You know you can’t park there, right? 1.5417 0.04129 312 187 81 44
173 Well, Bobby did say that he had friends in high places... 1.5411 0.03836 316 179 103 34
174 How quickly they learn our ways! 1.5405 0.03749 370 220 100 50
175 Where are the voting machines we need to service? 1.5404 0.04126 322 196 78 48
176 I'm more concerned about the guy in the suit. 1.5399 0.03784 363 216 98 49
177 He must be a diversity hire. 1.5395 0.03816 354 210 97 47
178 It's terrifying! Now they can measure billable hours in light-years? 1.5392 0.04062 306 180 87 39
179 Well, it answers my questions about where lawyers come from. 1.5381 0.03769 394 243 90 61
180 Looks like they brought their own immigration lawyer." 1.5380 0.03961 342 207 86 49
181 Looks like a space suit. 1.5366 0.04137 328 203 74 51
182 And here comes the time share sales pitch. 1.5365 0.03673 356 206 109 41
183 So that's where lawyers come from. Who knew? 1.5361 0.04228 319 199 69 51
184 I told you,honey...This is the exact reason that I always pick a public place when I sell something on Craigslist. 1.5344 0.04004 320 191 87 42
185 Apparently they want to tell me about my car's extended warranty. 1.5340 0.04271 294 179 73 42
186 Which one is your cousin? 1.5333 0.04362 300 188 64 48
187 How weird, right? I mean who even wears a suit these days? 1.5331 0.04352 287 176 69 42
188 Since Roswell, they've unionized. 1.5281 0.03779 320 184 103 33
189 Twenty bucks says it’s a hostile takeover. 1.5276 0.04373 290 181 65 44
190 Corporate lawyer, open carry, they don't seemed that advanced to me. 1.5275 0.04264 309 194 67 48
191 I’ve heard he’s successful, but alienates everyone. 1.5273 0.04068 311 188 82 41
192 Trump’s new legal strategy was shocking, but not totally unexpected. 1.5268 0.04065 298 177 85 36
193 Well that explains why Marvin couldn’t get our taxes done this year. 1.5265 0.04075 283 165 87 31
194 His rates must be astronomical. 1.5261 0.04013 306 182 87 37
195 Merger or acquisition? 1.5241 0.04263 290 178 72 40
196 When Bill told me he was representing 'illegal aliens' I thought he meant undocumented people. 1.5237 0.04084 317 195 78 44
197 Armed and lawyered up. Not good. 1.5236 0.04087 296 177 83 36
198 Close accountants of the fifth kind? 1.5230 0.04113 304 185 79 40
199 Call 911. Tell them there's a lawyer with a briefcase in the park. 1.5226 0.04269 287 176 72 39
200 Uh-oh ... looks like this is going to be a hostile take-over 1.5223 0.03988 314 189 86 39
201 Hey, you in the back! Your kind is not welcome here! 1.5222 0.04443 270 167 65 38
202 Well, it looks like Sherry's husband didn't run off with his secretary after all. 1.5220 0.04208 295 181 74 40
203 They’re returning the lawyer. 1.5219 0.03978 343 214 79 50
204 Evidently we aren't the only litigious culture. 1.5219 0.03934 343 212 83 48
205 It can't be a good sign that they're already lawyered up. 1.5216 0.03813 347 210 93 44
206 Oh no! They have weapons of mass litigation! 1.5216 0.04064 301 181 83 37
207 Do you think he's an immigration attorney? 1.5201 0.03717 348 207 101 40
208 Oh look Bruce, they all have your hairline. 1.5197 0.04034 304 183 84 37
209 Wow, a CFO. 1.5197 0.04392 279 174 65 40
210 Looks like close encounters of the second amendment kind. 1.5193 0.04321 285 177 68 40
211 These study abroad programs are getting out of hand. 1.5186 0.03814 322 190 97 35
212 Tax invasion 1.5182 0.04363 274 169 68 37
213 Looks like he took working remote very seriously. 1.5177 0.04298 282 174 70 38
214 They say they "come in peace," once we sign the arbitration clause. 1.5149 0.04111 268 157 84 27
215 Looks like a hostile takeover to me." 1.5149 0.04203 303 190 70 43
216 Looks like they seriously want to negotiate. 1.5144 0.04004 278 162 89 27
217 That must be their pleader. 1.5143 0.04263 280 172 72 36
218 If they really have come in peace, why’d they bring the attorney? 1.5138 0.04209 290 179 73 38
219 We're here to see a George Lucas. 1.5127 0.04228 275 167 75 33
220 I promise I'll never order a saucer online again!" 1.5120 0.04471 250 153 66 31
221 OK, I can deal with aliens, but a lawyer? 1.5112 0.04311 268 164 71 33
222 Look Harry, an Unidentifed Financial Officer. 1.5112 0.04563 268 172 55 41
223 They must be hostile—they brought a lawyer. 1.5108 0.04346 278 174 66 38
224 It's the one at the end that really scares me. 1.5097 0.04550 257 162 59 36
225 They really are prepared for a hostile takeover. 1.5094 0.04477 265 167 61 37
226 Guns and lawyers! They’ll fit right in. 1.5091 0.04291 275 170 70 35
227 Forget the ray-guns, they brought thier attorney. 1.5089 0.04161 281 171 77 33
228 Remember, the first thing we do is kill their lawyer! 1.5078 0.04368 258 158 69 31
229 Now I'm really scared -- they've got a lawyer! 1.5076 0.04249 262 158 75 29
230 Apparently they didn’t know he was a lawyer when they took him. 1.5071 0.04203 280 172 74 34
231 Say what you will, but at least their accountant stands behind them. 1.5068 0.03877 294 173 93 28
232 Just great. More gun enthusiasts with lawyers. 1.5065 0.04029 310 192 79 39
233 Uh oh. Looks like this is going to be a VERY intrusive audit. 1.5054 0.04080 277 166 82 29
234 Just what we need, an unidentified flying lawyer. 1.5041 0.04635 246 156 56 34
235 If they “COME IN PEACE” why bring a Lawyer? 1.5035 0.04306 284 180 65 39
236 I'm guessing Musk's space car did some damage on Mars. 1.5035 0.04196 286 178 72 36
237 What do you get if you cross Rudy Giuliani with a turkey baster? 1.5021 0.04813 239 155 48 36
238 Are we going to be probed or subpoenaed? 1.5021 0.04522 241 149 63 29
239 This could be first contract. 1.5019 0.04388 267 168 64 35
240 Be careful, George. They're lawyered up. 1.5017 0.04105 289 178 77 34
241 So *that's* where lawyers come from! 1.5000 0.04543 250 158 59 33
242 Well, if it isn't Mister Hot Shot Lawyer who never calls his mother. 1.5000 0.04517 262 168 57 37
243 Our hands are tied: turns out they're LEGAL aliens! 1.5000 0.04450 272 175 58 39
244 'Probe' has negative connotations. We now do 'discovery'. 1.4981 0.04431 261 165 62 34
245 I hope he's not with mergers and acquisitions. 1.4980 0.04612 255 165 53 37
246 I’m guessing it’s an acquisition, not a merger. 1.4980 0.04593 249 159 56 34
247 They want us to take them to our lawyer. 1.4943 0.04262 261 161 71 29
248 Oh, no! It's the Interstellar Revenue Service! 1.4943 0.04330 261 163 67 31
249 If they come in peace,why the lawyer? 1.4941 0.04139 253 151 79 23
250 I should have asked more questions about the exchange students. 1.4938 0.04456 243 151 64 28
251 Well, he did say that his law firm specialized in hostile takeovers. 1.4933 0.04802 225 144 51 30
252 It was the only flight without a layover in Atlanta. 1.4932 0.04772 219 138 54 27
253 When Carson bragged that he made partner at a global transportation law firm, this isn't what I envisioned! 1.4931 0.04531 217 131 65 21
254 Take us to your legal counsel. 1.4926 0.04068 272 165 80 27
255 I'm not sure which worries me more -- the guns or the attorney. 1.4926 0.04327 272 173 64 35
256 It looks like they really mean business this time. 1.4925 0.04213 268 166 72 30
257 Looks like they're planning a hostile takeover 1.4917 0.04574 240 152 58 30
258 Remember when Brad bragged he could sell insurance to Martians if he had to? 1.4914 0.04732 232 149 52 31
259 Sorry I'm late. Our flight was rerouted. 1.4914 0.04489 232 143 64 25
260 Mom, Dad. Stella couldn't make it but I'd like you to meet your grandkids. 1.4912 0.04914 228 150 44 34
261 Be careful dear, they have a lawyer. 1.4910 0.04121 279 173 75 31
262 Well it’s clearly a hostile takeover. 1.4910 0.04143 277 172 74 31
263 You had to do the taxes yourself, didn't you. 1.4905 0.04926 210 134 49 27
264 Oh my God,they have a lawyer. 1.4900 0.04668 251 165 49 37
265 Our lawyer says it's not technically abduction if you sign the waiver beforehand. 1.4898 0.04428 245 153 64 28
266 Looks like they are returning our leader. 1.4896 0.04559 241 153 58 30
267 Wow, when was the last time you actually saw someone carrying a briefcase? 1.4896 0.04559 241 153 58 30
268 Damn! They brought their lawyer this time. 1.4883 0.04344 213 125 72 16
269 Uh-oh! That's the weird guy I dated in college, who told me I got him pregnant. 1.4879 0.05026 207 134 45 28
270 They're back. AND they're lawyered up! 1.4879 0.04351 248 154 67 27
271 Want to guess which one does the probing? 1.4875 0.04611 240 154 55 31
272 Now, aren't you glad we hired Kzzt, Grrft, Qdvvtx, Pllb, and Goldblatt? 1.4871 0.04770 232 151 49 32
273 No, I'm pretty sure they're legal aliens. 1.4867 0.04703 226 144 54 28
274 Unfortunately, at the moment we do not have a leader. 1.4867 0.04744 226 145 52 29
275 Uh-oh. Now they've got a lawyer 1.4865 0.04107 259 157 78 24
276 Don't say anything, but I don't think those quadruplets look ANYTHING like Greg. 1.4864 0.04842 220 142 49 29
277 Nice try Councilman but they have to be residents to vote. 1.4856 0.04571 208 126 63 19
278 Damn, I was hoping they'd be more advanced than us. 1.4854 0.04997 206 133 46 27
279 Oh no! They abducted little Stevie and turned him into a Republican! 1.4852 0.04459 237 148 63 26
280 "Bob did say he was working remotely." 1.4852 0.04655 237 153 53 31
281 I think they ask you to sign a waver before the probes now. 1.4851 0.04111 268 165 76 27
282 I thought they were supposed to be more highly evolved. 1.4850 0.04515 233 146 61 26
283 The legal has landed. 1.4846 0.04560 227 142 60 25
284 They're challenging the travel ban." 1.4835 0.04468 242 153 61 28
285 So litigation continues to exist in advanced civilizations? 1.4833 0.04132 240 143 78 19
286 They bring a lawyer?? I thought they would have been more advanced than that. 1.4832 0.04445 238 149 63 26
287 Let’s hope they’re not with Mergers & Acquisitions. 1.4829 0.04237 263 165 69 29
288 I hear he represents illegal aliens. 1.4824 0.04226 255 158 71 26
289 Finally, Mr. Big-Shot lawyer finds time to visit his parents! 1.4821 0.04859 224 147 46 31
290 Look honey, they have your hairline. 1.4821 0.04691 224 143 54 27
291 I told you they'd appeal. 1.4816 0.04234 245 150 72 23
292 He only comes back to Earth when he needs money. 1.4813 0.04404 241 151 64 26
293 At least our other son is a doctor. 1.4811 0.04655 212 132 58 22
294 I hear all abductions require an NDA now. 1.4802 0.04430 227 140 65 22
295 These aliens are here to stay, they brought an immigration lawyer. 1.4797 0.04177 271 171 70 30
296 I thought that lawyer said he was going to put a lien on our property 1.4797 0.04669 246 163 48 35
297 Huh, their lawyer. So much for "We come in peace"..... 1.4795 0.04440 244 155 61 28
298 He’s practicing Martian law. 1.4787 0.04523 211 129 63 19
299 Oh, good. They're legal aliens. 1.4778 0.04855 203 129 51 23
300 Oh no, they're returning Elon Musk. 1.4777 0.04654 247 164 48 35
301 That reminds me, my mother is coming to visit. 1.4774 0.04927 199 127 49 23
302 Look, one of them has hatched. 1.4774 0.04491 243 156 58 29
303 Okay, we will take the aliens, but we don't want the lawyer 1.4773 0.04666 220 140 55 25
304 If this is about your browser history, you're on your own. 1.4772 0.04696 197 121 58 18
305 Oh… so that’s why he said his representation was stellar 1.4762 0.04538 210 129 62 19
306 Jim did mention he's been feeling alienated. 1.4762 0.04877 210 136 48 26
307 I think they're here to establish First Contract. 1.4758 0.04460 248 160 58 30
308 Somehow, the lawyer is the most menacing of the bunch. 1.4755 0.04633 204 126 59 19
309 So it's going to be a hostile takeover, then? 1.4743 0.04394 253 163 60 30
310 Looks like they raised him better than we would have. 1.4742 0.04916 213 140 45 28
311 Uh oh, this is a hostile takeover. 1.4741 0.04568 232 149 56 27
312 I believe that my clients are eligible for your alien settlement program. 1.4739 0.04421 211 128 66 17
313 This is the best way I've ever been served a subpoena. 1.4737 0.04987 209 138 43 28
314 I told you men were from Mars. 1.4735 0.04700 226 147 51 28
315 Ted?! I thought you said your business meeting was with the Allens? 1.4725 0.04651 218 139 55 24
316 It looks like Joe passed the Mars Bar. 1.4725 0.04959 218 146 41 31
317 Looks like a hostile acquisition. 1.4725 0.04559 218 137 59 22
318 Take us to your financial advisor 1.4722 0.04590 216 136 58 22
319 Let me show you where we want the crop circle. 1.4720 0.04621 214 135 57 22
320 Why is every 5th alien a lawyer? 1.4719 0.04541 231 148 57 26
321 They must mean business. 1.4718 0.04784 195 122 54 19
322 Looks like the travel industry is recovering. 1.4716 0.04312 229 141 68 20
323 Do you think he was abducted or just saw an opportunity? 1.4711 0.04309 242 152 66 24
324 It’s a hostile takeover. 1.4709 0.04661 223 144 53 26
325 Four out of five seem friendly 1.4706 0.04648 221 142 54 25
326 I told you to read the Terms of Service before agreeing for the Amazon app. 1.4703 0.05201 185 121 41 23
327 it's the lawyer i'm afraid of! 1.4701 0.04697 234 155 48 31
328 They know better than to come without a lawyer. 1.4700 0.04574 217 137 58 22
329 Aliens, yes. Illegal? We'll see about that. 1.4700 0.04712 217 140 52 25
330 Based on the 5th guy, I'd say they speak legalese. 1.4697 0.04785 198 125 53 20
331 Is that Jake from state farm? 1.4696 0.05515 181 123 31 27
332 I have a feeling they're no longer illegal. 1.4689 0.04939 209 138 44 27
333 We shall bring terror and crippling litigation to your planet. 1.4689 0.04668 241 161 47 33
334 They said they come in peace, but why are they bringing their lawyer? 1.4688 0.04514 224 142 59 23
335 I don't trust it. If they come in peace, why'd they bring a lawyer? 1.4686 0.04506 239 155 56 28
336 What do you bet this white guy is about to Aliensplain? 1.4674 0.05164 184 120 42 22
337 I don't mind the ray guns. You deal with the lawyer. 1.4672 0.04527 229 147 57 25
338 Well Stan, looks like your little drone stunt really ticked off the neighbors. 1.4667 0.04683 210 134 54 22
339 We are returning your father. He did a great job on our tax returns. 1.4661 0.04548 236 154 54 28
340 They don't come in peace - that's my ex-husband's divorce lawyer! 1.4661 0.04735 221 145 49 27
341 It's Melmak, Melmak, Melmak, Melmak, and Smith! We're in serious trouble! 1.4658 0.04767 219 144 48 27
342 This is serious. They brought a lawyer. 1.4646 0.04395 226 142 63 21
343 Who carries a briefcase anymore? 1.4645 0.05067 183 118 45 20
344 He’s going to help them get a green card. 1.4645 0.04569 211 133 58 20
345 I wish I could remember what my un-alienable rights are. 1.4643 0.04926 196 127 47 22
346 Uh-oh. They've lawyered up. 1.4632 0.04326 231 145 65 21
347 Hector mentioned that he was representing a new boy band that was out of this world. 1.4626 0.04425 227 144 61 22
348 Looks like another hostile takeover going down on Wall Street. 1.4623 0.04603 199 124 58 17
349 He says they come in peace, pending evolving caselaw. 1.4622 0.04453 225 143 60 22
350 I’m so glad he made friends at school, 1.4619 0.04682 210 135 53 22
351 What do you mean, you want to 'exchange the attorney for a human specimen'?" 1.4619 0.04912 223 152 39 32
352 Oh no. Not the tax probe! 1.4615 0.05263 182 121 38 23
353 When Ted said he'd find us more tax deductions he wasn't kidding 1.4612 0.04459 245 161 55 29
354 I wasn't frightened until that last one stepped out. 1.4607 0.05231 178 117 40 21
355 Did you accidentally click Uber Share again, Bob? 1.4604 0.05162 202 138 35 29
356 I think they take their intellectual property rights very, very seriously! 1.4604 0.04713 202 129 53 20
357 First they abduct you. Then they audit you. 1.4601 0.04437 213 133 62 18
358 At least it's a civil probe. 1.4593 0.04842 209 138 46 25
359 He must be carrying the codes. I guess it's a universal thing." 1.4593 0.04648 209 134 54 21
360 It’s the Ptempari! They go from planet to planet, conquering less advanced civilizations through a relentless campaign of frivolous litigation. 1.4589 0.04876 207 137 45 25
361 Well they did say that they were going to sue us from here to Mars. 1.4583 0.04889 192 124 48 20
362 I'm suddenly concerned about the IRS's new powers. 1.4581 0.04747 203 131 51 21
363 How advanced could they be?, they have lawyers too. 1.4577 0.04729 201 129 52 20
364 At first Jenny and Steve thought the aliens might be coming in peace. Then they saw the injury attorney. 1.4576 0.04585 236 157 50 29
365 Looks like they pulled another attorney out of Uranus. 1.4575 0.04505 247 165 51 31
366 I don't think the last guy's coming in peace. 1.4563 0.04795 206 135 48 23
367 The last one looks dangerous. 1.4554 0.04442 202 125 62 15
368 Geez... I thought I was through with him when I refused to pay the ransom." 1.4554 0.04763 202 131 50 21
369 Damn they even brought their own immigration lawyer! 1.4554 0.04553 224 146 54 24
370 Uh-oh. They're represented by Zarg, Zarg, Zarg, Goldberg and Zarg. 1.4551 0.05349 178 120 35 23
371 A lawyer? So much for "more advanced". 1.4550 0.05052 200 135 39 26
372 At least this invasion will be done by the book. 1.4550 0.04583 200 126 57 17
373 They're more advanced than we thought. They came with their attorney. 1.4550 0.04662 211 137 52 22
374 If they’re so friendly, why’d they bring their lawyer? 1.4545 0.04495 209 132 59 18
375 Looks like they mean business--they brought an accountant. 1.4536 0.05013 194 129 42 23
376 They must have been here before. They brought their lawyer. 1.4536 0.05121 183 121 41 21
377 You wanna bet that lawyer has an NDA in his briefcase? 1.4536 0.04563 183 112 59 12
378 They may be willing to negotiate, they brought their lawyer. 1.4525 0.04895 179 114 49 16
379 Uh oh, honey, that's my first husband. 1.4523 0.05020 199 134 40 25
380 Open carry and their 2d Amendment lawyer, oh no ! 1.4513 0.04565 226 149 52 25
381 You want us to take you to our lawyer? 1.4505 0.04760 202 132 49 21
382 They're quite evolved. Lawyers are banned on their planet, so they had to use one of ours. 1.4505 0.04491 222 144 56 22
383 Phew, I thought you'd said the bank was gonna put A LIEN on our property 1.4503 0.05177 191 130 36 25
384 You can have your leader back. You guys are in big trouble. 1.4503 0.04904 191 125 46 20
385 The last one probes by the hour. 1.4500 0.05379 160 105 38 17
386 Apparently carrying a sidearm is now an alienable right. 1.4497 0.05110 189 127 39 23
387 No, I said we needed "a lien" enforcement. 1.4485 0.05532 165 112 32 21
388 He claims to be something called a “lawyer.” Would you please, please take him back. 1.4483 0.04992 203 138 39 26
389 I knew lawyers weren't human 1.4483 0.04894 203 136 43 24
390 It's a gift. I've always been able to pick out the lawyer in any crowd. 1.4471 0.05535 170 117 30 23
391 Don't sign anything! 1.4469 0.05322 179 122 34 23
392 So that’s where he ended up after college. 1.4469 0.04956 179 116 46 17
393 They decided to return me once they found out I was a politician! 1.4469 0.05142 179 119 40 20
394 The last one's really scary. 1.4464 0.05188 168 110 41 17
395 You come in peace? Then why the lawyer? 1.4462 0.04698 186 118 53 15
396 Where did they kidnap the Republican? 1.4458 0.05303 166 110 38 18
397 They always bring lawyers now. 1.4451 0.04736 173 108 53 12
398 The attorney looks suspicious 1.4450 0.05012 191 128 41 22
399 It's an unidentified flying objection. 1.4450 0.04957 191 127 43 21
400 This invasion better be quick. They’re charging by the hour. 1.4450 0.04739 209 139 47 23
401 Just as I suspected, they're returning Steve. Alien probes are useless on tight-assed corporate attorneys. 1.4444 0.04648 234 160 44 30
402 Oh no! It's Gleep, Zorp, Glimf and Feinstein, the toughest litigators in the galaxy. 1.4444 0.05809 162 114 24 24
403 They appear to mean business. 1.4444 0.04440 198 124 60 14
404 That last one doesn't look too friendly. 1.4433 0.04635 203 132 52 19
405 Now we know why Carl didn't come to work last week. 1.4432 0.04898 185 121 46 18
406 He's a notorious UFO chaser. 1.4432 0.04816 176 112 50 14
407 'Stop begging. You took the lawyer, you keep the lawyer' 1.4427 0.04881 192 127 45 20
408 Do you notice anything odd about your side of the family 1.4426 0.04936 183 120 45 18
409 No, but the lawyer is creepy. 1.4426 0.04875 183 119 47 17
410 Is this yours? We found him in our yard. 1.4421 0.04861 190 125 46 19
411 They're not THAT intelligent -- thinking they landed in an open-carry state 1.4421 0.04861 190 125 46 19
412 See, I told you lawyers were not human 1.4420 0.05097 181 121 40 20
413 Act natural, Steve. The last one looks litigious. 1.4413 0.05259 179 122 35 22
414 I’m so glad he made his connecting flight. 1.4413 0.04526 213 139 54 20
415 Well, apparently they don't eat lawyers. 1.4412 0.05404 170 116 33 21
416 Appears the IRS is cracking down on non-resident aliens. 1.4412 0.04772 204 136 46 22
417 Looks like Price Waterhouse went to extra lengths this year to protect the Oscar results. 1.4409 0.04936 186 123 44 19
418 Great. Millions of advanced civilizations and we get Limited Liability Aliens. 1.4409 0.05110 186 126 38 22
419 They come in peace but ready to litigate. 1.4407 0.04862 177 114 48 15
420 We have come to give your leader back. 1.4405 0.05115 168 110 42 16
421 Isn’t that your ex-wife’s attorney? 1.4403 0.05397 159 106 36 17
422 It's cool - they're legal aliens. 1.4400 0.04841 200 134 44 22
423 I think they're going to make us sign a non-disclosure agreement. 1.4396 0.04766 182 117 50 15
424 They do not look like they come in peace. They brought their lawyer. 1.4385 0.05031 187 126 40 21
425 Thank goodness. I was afraid you'd missed the 7:00. 1.4382 0.05280 178 122 34 22
426 I guess they’re not as advanced as we thought. 1.4378 0.04834 185 121 47 17
427 You shouldn't have criticized their favorite twilight zone episode. 1.4375 0.04945 176 115 45 16
428 Isn’t that Phil from Mergers and Acquisitions? 1.4375 0.05075 176 117 41 18
429 We should have been more specific when we told the adoption agency we wanted four boys. 1.4372 0.05053 183 123 40 20
430 They must be from the planet Litigate." 1.4371 0.05683 151 103 30 18
431 This species is the most feared. They don’t abduct, they sue. 1.4365 0.04946 197 134 40 23
432 It's always bad news when they bring a lawyer 1.4363 0.04562 204 133 53 18
433 I accused them of abducting me. 1.4362 0.05414 149 98 37 14
434 Clearly, they're ray-gun Republicans. 1.4361 0.04627 227 155 45 27
435 It's just not the kind of hostile takeover I expected. 1.4358 0.04948 179 118 44 17
436 Apparently “How to Serve Mankind” was about a subpoena. 1.4358 0.05432 179 126 28 25
437 Better Call Saul 1.4358 0.05011 179 119 42 18
438 I told you not to make fun of their heads. 1.4355 0.04813 186 122 47 17
439 The lawyer means it's definitely a hostile takeover. 1.4345 0.04969 168 109 45 14
440 Of course, the billionaires go to space and then the lawyers get involved 1.4343 0.05093 175 117 40 18
441 Looks like trouble. They brought their lawyer. 1.4337 0.04692 196 129 49 18
442 It's not so much the laser guns...it's the attorney that scares me. 1.4332 0.05141 187 129 35 23
443 With all that travel, they're fanatics about expense accounts 1.4331 0.04805 157 98 50 9
444 There’s our Georgie, always trying to stand out. 1.4329 0.04979 164 106 45 13
445 So, my boss hired some illegal aliens. 1.4327 0.05045 171 113 42 16
446 So what did they teach you on Mars that you couldn't have learned going to M.I.T.? 1.4324 0.05352 148 97 38 13
447 I miss the days when they just used a death ray to take over the planet 1.4324 0.05437 148 98 36 14
448 They've turned our most dangerous weapons against us! 1.4320 0.04631 206 137 49 20
449 Hey Jack, thanks for picking up the kids after school. 1.4317 0.04805 183 120 47 16
450 I think that’s their immigration attorney. 1.4312 0.05438 160 109 33 18
451 I think they want us to sign something before we go with them. 1.4310 0.04776 174 112 49 13
452 Well that's it, we're doomed. They've got a lawyer. 1.4309 0.04949 188 127 41 20
453 Shelter our money in a secret Martian account, you said. 1.4305 0.05600 151 103 31 17
454 Oh, wait. First 'contract' with aliens. Not 'contact. 1.4294 0.04997 163 106 44 13
455 It's E.T.s and their E.T.ESQ. 1.4294 0.05132 170 114 39 17
456 Looks like they're prepared to fight for the movie rights this time. 1.4286 0.05743 154 108 26 20
457 Don’t sign anything Hank. They brought their lawyer with them. 1.4286 0.04884 182 121 44 17
458 I think they are really serious this time. 1.4278 0.04794 180 118 47 15
459 Little Garrett's birthday drone just tapped their bumper and we get this? 1.4277 0.04932 166 108 45 13
460 Successful trip!!! You traded them for Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, Kim Jon Un and Tucker Carlson? 1.4277 0.05493 166 116 29 21
461 Whatever you do, don’t sign anything. 1.4268 0.05585 157 109 29 19
462 We've held off the invasion till your world couldn't get any worse. 1.4267 0.05125 150 97 42 11
463 Uh oh. Close encounters of the IRS kind. 1.4259 0.05091 162 107 41 14
464 I wasn't expecting the probing to be into our accounting practices... 1.4259 0.05166 162 108 39 15
465 Larry is doing great work in takeovers. 1.4258 0.05174 155 102 40 13
466 So these are our new exchange students? 1.4258 0.05092 155 101 42 12
467 When he said he had some potential foreign investors for our business I didn’t realize how far he’d take it. 1.4251 0.05054 167 111 41 15
468 Listen to me, Hal. No matter what they say, DO NOT sign that waiver. 1.4249 0.04850 193 131 42 20
469 I wasn't alarmed until I saw the lawyer. 1.4247 0.05570 146 99 32 15
470 It’s the Doomsday scenario: they’ve lawyered-up! 1.4245 0.06696 106 73 21 12
471 Thanks, but we really don't want our leader back! 1.4244 0.05017 172 115 41 16
472 They mean business! they brought their lawyer. 1.4241 0.04535 191 124 53 14
473 He only gets paid if they win. 1.4235 0.04989 170 113 42 15
474 We're doomed. They're not invading, they're filing a class action. 1.4233 0.04808 189 127 44 18
475 If they ask, tell them the dent in our bumper was from backing into our mail box. 1.4228 0.05486 149 101 33 15
476 Should I be more worried about the four ray guns or the attorney? 1.4223 0.04519 206 137 51 18
477 The last one is a legal alien. 1.4219 0.04752 192 129 45 18
478 Be careful, they might do a legal probe. 1.4217 0.05215 166 113 36 17
479 They said they're Melania's negotiating team for her divorce settlement. 1.4216 0.04941 185 126 40 19
480 Take us to Canada. 1.4214 0.05307 159 108 35 16
481 That last one is straight out of a sci-if horror film. 1.4214 0.05155 159 106 39 14
482 It looks like they’ve come to probe our assets. 1.4211 0.05405 152 103 34 15
483 I wonder what'll do more damage, the ray-guns or the lawyer 1.4205 0.04729 176 115 48 13
484 Well, when you flunk the Bar Exam three times in New York and twice in Florida,I guess you have to go practice in a more exotic jurisdiction. 1.4201 0.05214 169 116 35 18
485 Oh honey! I think they're going to make us sign a non-disclosure agreement! 1.4195 0.04903 174 116 43 15
486 Their guns don't bother me, but that lawyer is gonna be trouble. 1.4192 0.04904 167 110 44 13
487 Looks like they’re prepared to negotiate. 1.4188 0.04882 191 131 40 20
488 Look out! There's a lawyer behind you! 1.4184 0.05004 196 138 34 24
489 They say they're here to serve mankind; what could go wrong? 1.4177 0.05096 158 105 40 13
490 I hope he can bill for travel time.” 1.4172 0.04732 151 95 49 7
491 So terrifying! It’s.. it’s a lawyer! 1.4167 0.04690 192 129 46 17
492 I think Bob looks a little alienated. 1.4167 0.06088 132 93 23 16
493 You know it’s serious when they come lawyered up. 1.4162 0.04920 173 116 42 15
494 Who's the weirdo? 1.4161 0.05735 137 94 29 14
495 Excuse me, what are your pronouns?! 1.4154 0.05437 130 85 36 9
496 It looks like these aliens are legal. 1.4150 0.05532 147 101 31 15
497 Not an invasion...it's a hostile takeover. 1.4146 0.05183 164 112 36 16
498 I wasn’t frightened until I saw the last guy in line. 1.4146 0.05395 164 115 30 19
499 In space, no one can hear you litigate. 1.4145 0.04979 152 99 43 10
500 Do you think they've been vaccinated? 1.4144 0.04827 181 122 43 16
501 Their lawyer has a reputation for asking probing questions. 1.4143 0.05551 140 95 32 13
502 His rates are astronomical 1.4140 0.05195 157 106 37 14
503 Take me to your ledger. 1.4136 0.05514 162 115 27 20
504 Actually, it's the legal alien that concerns me... 1.4132 0.05114 167 114 37 16
505 Uh oh, that's the guy who tried to sell me a universal life insurance policy. 1.4129 0.05321 155 106 34 15
506 I thought I had a bad commute. 1.4126 0.05465 143 97 33 13
507 They've lawyered up since last time! 1.4121 0.04938 165 110 42 13
508 I think he said "Take us to your lawyer" 1.4121 0.04938 165 110 42 13
509 Damn, a lawyer? 1.4118 0.05681 153 109 25 19
510 We're doomed! They bought their legal counsel. 1.4118 0.05470 136 91 34 11
511 They are really serious this time - they brought their lawyer! 1.4114 0.05201 175 123 32 20
512 I called the number on the billboard. It said the firm was called "Zlûkro, Bpē-bpē, ⁛zo, Gnro℺, and Johnson" 1.4114 0.05322 158 109 33 16
513 Wait a minute, I know him! It's D.B. Cooper! 1.4113 0.05611 141 97 30 14
514 This doesn’t look good...they brought their lawyer with them. 1.4110 0.05129 163 111 37 15
515 As long as they’re coming here legally 1.4110 0.05129 163 111 37 15
516 I think they're bluffing. They'll negotiate. 1.4107 0.04874 168 112 43 13
517 Well, now they mean business. 1.4106 0.05338 151 103 34 14
518 Oh shoot, they’ve lawyered up. 1.4106 0.05420 151 104 32 15
519 I've always said that my ex's attorney will stop at nothing. 1.4104 0.05049 173 119 37 17
520 They brought their lawyer. Guess we’re getting probed one way or the other. 1.4103 0.04971 156 103 42 11
521 Apparently he bills by the lightyear. 1.4101 0.05575 139 95 31 13
522 I went to highschool with their lawyer. What are the odds? 1.4091 0.05264 132 86 38 8
523 Did you pay the satellite bill? 1.4088 0.05369 159 111 31 17
524 I heard they switched to legal probes 1.4088 0.05142 159 108 37 14
525 Our Follower wants to meet your Leader. 1.4088 0.05820 137 96 26 15
526 They're not coming in peace! They're coming to litigate! 1.4088 0.05237 137 90 38 9
527 I hope they're vaccinated. 1.4088 0.05439 137 92 34 11
528 We find the term "Illegal Aliens" offensiv 1.4085 0.05104 164 112 37 15
529 Nobody who brings their own lawyer comes in peace. 1.4085 0.05389 164 116 29 19
530 "We've been trying to reach you about your planet's extended warranty. 1.4085 0.05579 142 98 30 14
531 Let's hope this means they will be willing to negotiate. 1.4085 0.05208 142 94 38 10
532 I told you not to buy a bootleg 'Star Wars.' 1.4083 0.05202 169 118 33 18
533 See? I told you lawyers aren't actually human! 1.4080 0.05156 174 122 33 19
534 …I’m more worried that they brought a lawyer. 1.4079 0.05471 152 106 30 16
535 Isn’t that our attorney? 1.4077 0.05536 130 87 33 10
536 Mr. and Mrs. Arbuckle, these are your exchange students for the Fall Semester. 1.4076 0.05188 157 107 36 14
537 This can't end well. They brought their lawyer. 1.4076 0.04826 184 126 41 17
538 The IRS is using creative scare tactics this tax season. 1.4074 0.05882 135 95 25 15
539 I told you not to file for a refund. 1.4072 0.04891 167 112 42 13
540 Resistance is futile. They've got their lawyer with them. 1.4065 0.05071 155 104 39 12
541 Good grief. Who WON’T Dershowitz represent? 1.4062 0.05268 160 111 33 16
542 The fools only brought one lawyer. 1.4062 0.05915 128 89 26 13
543 We're here to take over. You're all doing it wrong. 1.4062 0.05594 128 86 32 10
544 I think they mean business. 1.4061 0.05005 165 112 39 14
545 Looks like they mean business—they brought their lawyer. 1.4057 0.04732 175 117 45 13
546 They got a lawyer. I told you yelling “ET go home” wasn’t a good move. 1.4056 0.05366 143 97 34 12
547 I knew it was only a matter of time before they sued over the Roswell Incident 1.4056 0.05807 143 102 24 17
548 He does anything to boost his frequent flyer miles. 1.4056 0.05084 143 94 40 9
549 Please take him back, and tell him that we aren’t interested in an extended warranty for our spaceship! 1.4054 0.05494 148 103 30 15
550 I knew E.T.'s parents would eventually want to discuss custody. 1.4048 0.05012 168 115 38 15
551 Four ray-guns and a lawyer. It's going to be a hostile takeover! 1.4046 0.04839 173 117 42 14
552 Herbert, did you see how easy that was to park? I wish you’d at least consider one of these new electric cars everyone is talking about. 1.4045 0.05004 178 124 36 18
553 They’ll regret landing in Delaware. 1.4043 0.05602 141 98 29 14
554 I told you not to shine your laser pointer at Mars 1.4041 0.05462 146 101 31 14
555 So that's what happened to D. B. Cooper 1.4041 0.05462 146 101 31 14
556 Is it weird that the guy with briefcase is what worries me? 1.4041 0.05286 146 99 35 12
557 Did you ever see anything so terrifying? And there are four aliens too. 1.4040 0.05494 151 106 29 16
558 Looks like they've lawyered up already. 1.4040 0.05330 151 104 33 14
559 I told you that drone would cause trouble. 1.4038 0.05046 156 105 39 12
560 Oh God! It's a lawyer! 1.4038 0.05440 156 110 29 17
561 Great! They brought their attorney. 1.4037 0.05166 161 111 35 15
562 I never would have remarried if I thought they would return him. 1.4037 0.05387 161 114 29 18
563 I'm more worried about the guy in the back. 1.4036 0.04756 166 110 45 11
564 It’s good to see Al Franken working again. 1.4035 0.05017 171 118 37 16
565 Wow, it looks like all aliens are right handed! 1.4031 0.05773 129 89 28 12
566 Ok, 'Little Green Men' is inappropriate, from now on we will say, 'Broccoli'. 1.4031 0.05560 129 87 32 10
567 They Came. They sued. They conquered. 1.4028 0.05336 144 98 34 12
568 He did say his job involved travel and that some of the staff were space cadets but…. 1.4027 0.05121 149 100 38 11
569 These days, everybody has an agent! 1.4027 0.05464 149 104 30 15
570 Take us to your Plaintiff. 1.4026 0.05172 154 105 36 13
571 This could be trouble. They brought a lawyer. 1.4023 0.04885 174 119 40 15
572 This can’t be good. They brought their attorney. 1.4023 0.04677 174 116 46 12
573 I guess on his planet he’d be considered a diversity hire. 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
574 Oh, God! It's my first husband. He hasn't aged at all. 1.4014 0.05517 147 103 29 15
575 Looks like they’ve come to do business. 1.4014 0.05077 147 98 39 10
576 Omg, they brought their lawyer with them! 1.4013 0.05302 152 105 33 14
577 Bill! I know I said I'd wait for you, but you never even called. 1.4012 0.05215 162 113 33 16
578 Let's hope they're only looking to settle. 1.4012 0.04809 167 112 43 12
579 Looks like a close encounter of the litigious kind 1.4011 0.04857 182 126 39 17
580 They must expect trouble...they brought their lawyer. 1.4000 0.05345 140 95 34 11
581 Wow, dad has not changed a day in 20 years. 1.4000 0.05806 140 100 24 16
582 Oh,oh,Bobby is home! I guess they couldn't live with him either. 1.4000 0.05146 155 106 36 13
583 First come the space billionaires, then come the lawyers. 1.4000 0.05902 125 87 26 12
584 Oh, that's so cute! They bring even their pet! 1.4000 0.05584 135 93 30 12
585 Those ray guns don't scare me but that lawyer looks like trouble. 1.4000 0.05267 150 103 34 13
586 When we visit earth, we always bring our attorney. 1.3985 0.05540 133 91 31 11
587 Congratulations! You are our SpaceStation Clearinghouse Contest Winners. 1.3985 0.05937 133 95 23 15
588 Ma’am, we’ve been trying to reach you regarding your car’s extended warranty. 1.3984 0.06080 123 87 23 13
589 I guess NDAs have kept them unidentified 1.3975 0.05083 161 111 36 14
590 I told you that you shouldn’t have pulled the tag off the mattress 1.3975 0.05159 161 112 34 15
591 I'm not worried about the ray guns, but that guy with the briefcase could be a lawyer. 1.3974 0.05199 156 108 34 14
592 These IRS audits have reached an entirely new level. 1.3974 0.04890 151 100 42 9
593 I'm not sure what scares me more, aliens with weapons or what looks to be their lawyer. 1.3974 0.04890 151 100 42 9
594 Just wait until they find out lawyers aren't human. 1.3969 0.06100 131 95 20 16
595 Oh my god -- are we getting audited? 1.3969 0.05804 131 92 26 13
596 It figures, even the aliens have lawyered up. 1.3966 0.05037 179 127 33 19
597 I thought we were going to settle out of Earth. 1.3961 0.05164 154 106 35 13
598 A Limited Liability Invasion is my guess. 1.3960 0.05112 149 101 37 11
599 They are lawyering up to keep our billionaires out of space. 1.3960 0.05538 149 106 27 16
600 Price, Waterhouse, Cooper, Ernst & Young? 1.3953 0.06169 129 94 19 16
601 The ray guns don't bother me, but the attorney, definitely!" 1.3952 0.05930 124 87 25 12
602 That’s the last time I trust you with signing his permission slip 1.3951 0.04981 162 111 38 13
603 They mean business. 1.3947 0.04953 152 102 40 10
604 We would like to do a prisoner swap. You can take this second hand car salesman. In return we want Trump. 1.3946 0.05068 147 99 38 10
605 This has all the hallmarks of a hostile takeover. 1.3944 0.05650 142 101 26 15
606 We said we were open to DISCUSSING foreign adoption 1.3943 0.04788 175 120 41 14
607 OMG, look. Who uses a briefcase anymore. 1.3942 0.05419 137 94 32 11
608 This was not what I expected when they said it was going to be a hostile takeover. 1.3935 0.05218 155 108 33 14
609 All abductions now require signed consent forms. 1.3932 0.05942 117 81 26 10
610 We never should have signed that NDA. 1.3926 0.05032 163 113 36 14
611 This is trouble. They've already got an attorney! 1.3920 0.05781 125 87 27 11
612 They say they're from planet litigium. 1.3920 0.06000 125 89 23 13
613 I wasn't worried until I saw their lawyer. 1.3919 0.05220 148 102 34 12
614 I told you Fred was lying when he said he was going to the Hamptons for the weekend. 1.3917 0.05952 120 84 25 11
615 Damn it! They brought a lawyer. 1.3916 0.05348 143 99 32 12
616 I told you he was going into immigration law. 1.3916 0.05252 166 119 29 18
617 Oh no, it's an audit probe! 1.3913 0.05580 138 97 28 13
618 We are so happy you made new friends. 1.3910 0.05110 156 108 35 13
619 Oh! My God, they're here to repossess Earth. 1.3910 0.05529 133 92 30 11
620 They mean business this time... 1.3907 0.05396 151 107 29 15
621 That law firm really does have “offices conveniently located” everywhere! 1.3907 0.05313 151 106 31 14
622 Oh no, it's an Unidentified Flying Objection! 1.3906 0.05572 128 88 30 10
623 He's going to plead our courts lack jurisdiction. 1.3905 0.04902 169 117 38 14
624 I think maybe we should have hired him when we had the chance. 1.3902 0.05492 123 83 32 8
625 Looks like they’ve changed the format for ‘People’s Court. 1.3902 0.05958 123 87 24 12
626 He's been fighting for the rights of illegal aliens for years. 1.3901 0.05399 141 98 31 12
627 Yes, I'm thier lawyer. They want to become legal aliens. 1.3897 0.05733 136 97 25 14
628 They’ve come for our jobs. 1.3893 0.05586 131 91 29 11
629 Their first day on Planet Earth and they already have a lawyer. 1.3893 0.05013 149 101 38 10
630 At warp speed, time compresses to infinity – so he's really racking up the billable hours. 1.3893 0.05278 149 104 32 13
631 They’ve mastered intergalactic space travel, but they still need Human Resources?! 1.3889 0.05960 126 90 23 13
632 What eminent domain lawsuit? 1.3889 0.05049 162 113 35 14
633 When he said he worked for Mars, I assumed the candy company. 1.3882 0.05202 152 106 33 13
634 Oh no! He has another family! 1.3881 0.05287 134 91 34 9
635 Adoption is always complicated. 1.3875 0.04855 160 109 40 11
636 Now apparently you have to sign a consent form before being abducted. 1.3873 0.05179 142 97 35 10
637 Apparently they want us to take Jeff Bezos back. 1.3871 0.05368 155 111 28 16
638 Isn't that Elon Musk's attorney? 1.3871 0.05918 124 88 24 12
639 Look at that really weird one. 1.3857 0.05698 140 101 24 15
640 Which one is him? 1.3857 0.05227 140 96 34 10
641 They’re way less advanced then I thought. 1.3856 0.05174 153 107 33 13
642 Oh god...They lawyered up! 1.3856 0.05005 153 105 37 11
643 Take us to your attorney! 1.3855 0.05031 166 117 34 15
644 Exclude me, earthling. Have you been injured in an auto accident? 1.3852 0.05853 135 98 22 15
645 They're looking for Elon Musk 1.3851 0.05383 148 105 29 14
646 Holy.... It's my old boyfriend. I thought he ghosted me. 1.3846 0.05715 130 92 26 12
647 Oh, no! E. T. phoned his lawyer! 1.3846 0.05609 130 91 28 11
648 I see Elon is expanding his recruitments! 1.3846 0.06051 117 83 23 11
649 He said he’d be the one with the briefcase. 1.3846 0.05101 156 109 34 13
650 Yup. It’s tax time there too 1.3840 0.05302 125 84 34 7
651 And I thought I had a long commute! 1.3836 0.05031 159 111 35 13
652 Nothing friendly about these aliens, they brought along their attorney 1.3835 0.05198 133 90 35 8
653 He must be a great immigration lawyer. 1.3835 0.05916 133 97 21 15
654 If they came in peace, why did they bring a lawyer? 1.3833 0.05820 120 84 26 10
655 The one with the tie and the briefcase scares me the most. 1.3831 0.04805 154 104 41 9
656 We're returning him because he turned out not to be your leader. 1.3830 0.05664 141 102 24 15
657 Which one is the alien? It's hard to tell. 1.3826 0.06124 115 82 22 11
658 Strangely, the little guys with the ray-guns don't frighten me. But that corporate dude with the briefcase scares the hell out of me! 1.3826 0.05437 149 107 27 15
659 Aliens I don't mind, but LAWYERS!!! 1.3819 0.05215 144 100 33 11
660 As I suspected, lawyers aren't like us. 1.3819 0.05025 144 98 37 9
661 Law & Order: SETI? 1.3814 0.06128 118 85 21 12
662 Uh oh, here come the little Putins. 1.3813 0.05812 139 102 21 16
663 We come in peace. The lawyer does not. 1.3813 0.05236 160 115 29 16
664 The law firm of Glib, Glob, Gleep, Gloob, and Cohen. 1.3806 0.05685 134 96 25 13
665 I was afraid of this...real estate attorneys are everywhere these day! 1.3806 0.05685 134 96 25 13
666 Look out! He's got a BRIEFCASE!!! 1.3803 0.05263 142 99 32 11
667 Hank, tell me you didn’t violate the NDA! 1.3803 0.05541 142 102 26 14
668 You know, honey, even aliens have the right to a lawyer. 1.3803 0.05070 142 97 36 9
669 I thought we were just going to e-file our taxes this year. 1.3802 0.05660 121 84 28 9
670 I thought they would be a more advanced civilization than ours. 1.3798 0.05633 129 91 27 11
671 Maybe they couldn’t afford him either. 1.3798 0.05524 129 90 29 10
672 Because of the pandemic we now have local remote and remote remote workers. 1.3798 0.05185 129 87 35 7
673 Stop whining; he is not moving back in with us! 1.3796 0.05692 108 73 29 6
674 This is because of that Yelp review after my last abduction, isn't it? 1.3796 0.05781 137 100 22 15
675 We come in cease and desist. 1.3791 0.05164 153 108 32 13
676 On the bright side, the invasion will be negotiated. 1.3791 0.04819 153 104 40 9
677 Uh oh. Looks like they've lawyered up. 1.3790 0.05905 124 89 23 12
678 Apparently lawyers look the same on any planet. 1.3788 0.05744 132 95 24 13
679 This will be our first contract with aliens. 1.3786 0.05116 140 96 35 9
680 I knew this neighborhood would gentrify sooner or later. 1.3786 0.05015 140 95 37 8
681 Oh my, they must have avoided landing in court. 1.3786 0.05216 140 97 33 10
682 Now there's a half-assed attempt at assimilation. 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
683 How was I supposed to know eating a Mars bar was copyright infringement? 1.3782 0.05092 156 110 33 13
684 Uh oh! Ray guns and a real estate agent. 1.3782 0.05172 156 111 31 14
685 Herb, I told you we never should have started talking to those bots at the IRS. 1.3780 0.05582 127 89 28 10
686 If you really 'come in peace' you wouldn't be brandishing a lawyer! 1.3778 0.05649 135 97 25 13
687 From the look of their council, they do not come in peace. 1.3770 0.05248 122 82 34 6
688 Uh oh, they brought their lawyer... They definitely do not come in peace. 1.3769 0.05597 130 92 27 11
689 They've come to challenge certain inalienable rights. 1.3768 0.05060 138 94 36 8
690 I thought you said you stopped responding to Craigslist ads. 1.3767 0.05424 146 105 27 14
691 It looks likes ET's kids want to negotiate a better deal for the sequel. 1.3761 0.05943 109 76 25 8
692 Oh no !!!! My first husband.. !!! 1.3761 0.06222 109 78 21 10
693 I think they're ready to negotiate! 1.3759 0.05401 133 93 30 10
694 He's always tried to work where he can stand out 1.3759 0.04986 141 96 37 8
695 Oh, my God! This looks worse than we thought. They brought their lawyer. 1.3759 0.04986 141 96 37 8
696 I have no intention of signing the non-disclosure agreement. 1.3758 0.05170 149 105 32 12
697 Bristling with guns and lawyers? Why, they're just like us! 1.3758 0.04900 149 102 38 9
698 When your brother said he was representing nonresident aliens for those expensive real estate deals near the park, I never imagined this. 1.3750 0.05109 144 100 34 10
699 These former Trump lawyers take the oddest jobs. 1.3750 0.05476 144 104 26 14
700 This time they’ve come with legal probes. 1.3750 0.05417 136 96 29 11
701 I think we should talk to the one with the briefcase. 1.3750 0.04923 152 105 37 10
702 I knew billionaires going to space seemed like a bad idea. 1.3750 0.05966 112 79 24 9
703 Oh shit. The Republicans are here. 1.3750 0.05347 152 110 27 15
704 Is this about the non-disclosure statement you signed? 1.3750 0.05559 120 83 29 8
705 I guess every life form needs a lawyer. 1.3750 0.05434 128 89 30 9
706 We’re ‘Hollywood, Alabama’! You want the one in California! 1.3750 0.05764 128 92 24 12
707 Scott wasn't kidding when he told us he had an out-of-state client to represent. 1.3750 0.04677 168 116 41 11
708 Damn layers are everywhere! 1.3742 0.05081 163 117 31 15
709 Oh great. You just had to threaten to report them to immigration. Now they've lawyered up. 1.3742 0.05109 155 110 32 13
710 They're not sending us their best. 1.3741 0.05479 147 107 25 15
711 I'm so happy he found a place where he fits in. 1.3740 0.05122 131 89 35 7
712 Somehow the briefcase worries me more than the ray guns. 1.3740 0.05561 131 93 27 11
713 Not taking any chances, are they? 1.3740 0.05584 123 86 28 9
714 Don’t they know you have the wear masks on flights”? 1.3740 0.05932 123 89 22 12
715 This is the last time we send our kids to camp 1.3738 0.06302 107 77 20 10
716 Was this what you had in mind in hiring an "out-of-this-world" cleaning service? 1.3733 0.05142 150 106 32 12
717 We’re back and we brought our lawyer 1.3733 0.05142 150 106 32 12
718 We are so grateful you were able to get a flight on such short notice. 1.3732 0.05156 142 99 33 10
719 Well, it's about time! We've been waiting light years. 1.3730 0.05934 126 92 21 13
720 I always thought lawyers were not human. 1.3727 0.06038 110 78 23 9
721 Oh, god, they brought their lawyer … 1.3725 0.05318 153 111 27 15
722 Smile, but don’t say a word without legal representation. 1.3724 0.04985 145 100 36 9
723 Oh brother, I hate lawyers. 1.3724 0.05265 145 103 30 12
724 We're bringing your leader back to you. 1.3723 0.05284 137 96 31 10
725 Looks like they are prepared to negotiate. Don't jump at the first offer! 1.3721 0.05170 129 88 34 7
726 Look out!!Behind you! !! 1.3721 0.06135 129 97 16 16
727 Whatever they say, don't agree to a tax probe. 1.3721 0.05726 129 93 24 12
728 Oh, he's our immigration attorney, Bernie 1.3720 0.04670 164 113 41 10
729 Apparently, this is not their first invasion. 1.3718 0.05162 156 112 30 14
730 Watch while the suit ruins everything. 1.3717 0.05508 113 77 30 6
731 He's not kidnapped; he's on retainer. 1.3714 0.05783 105 72 27 6
732 I didn't know he was bringing the whole family! 1.3712 0.05313 132 92 31 9
733 Looks like these guys mean business. 1.3712 0.05832 132 97 21 14
734 Do you think they want to serve man? 1.3710 0.05664 124 88 26 10
735 You should have let me know you were bring friends home for dinner. 1.3710 0.05664 124 88 26 10
736 Look, Frank--litigious green men! 1.3707 0.05939 116 83 23 10
737 Tell them we got a better offer. 1.3707 0.06064 116 84 21 11
738 We really should've read the Terms and Conditions 1.3704 0.04867 162 114 36 12
739 Take us to your Comptroller 1.3704 0.05014 135 92 36 7
740 That last alien terrifies me! 1.3699 0.05052 146 102 34 10
741 How many miles did you write off this time? 1.3699 0.05052 146 102 34 10
742 We’re in trouble, they brought an accountant. 1.3699 0.05499 146 107 24 15
743 Is that Tucker Carlson? 1.3694 0.06261 111 81 19 11
744 You know it must be serious if they brought their lawyer with them. 1.3694 0.06261 111 81 19 11
745 Just, whatever you do, don't sign anything. 1.3692 0.05475 130 92 28 10
746 Clearly they know their rights 1.3692 0.05253 130 90 32 8
747 These are the Four Moonbeams. You used one of their songs in your tire store commercial without permission. 1.3692 0.05995 130 97 18 15
748 It's always a bad sign when they bring a lawyer. 1.3691 0.04888 149 103 37 9
749 But it was only a little space junk. 1.3689 0.06321 103 74 20 9
750 I don't think he's fooling anyone with his fucking briefcase. 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
751 Well, at least he dresses better than before they abducted him. 1.3688 0.05074 141 98 34 9
752 The one in the suit has a smaller brain . He must be their agent . 1.3684 0.05594 133 96 25 12
753 I told you those baseball caps we sent wouldn't fit. 1.3684 0.05609 114 79 28 7
754 Which one of you is Brian? 1.3684 0.05469 114 78 30 6
755 Oh, they’re conducting a legal probe. 1.3684 0.05695 133 97 23 13
756 Looks like another hostile takeover. 1.3681 0.05284 144 103 29 12
757 Legal aliens, I guess. 1.3680 0.05740 125 90 24 11
758 Look, it's the Legal Aliens... 1.3680 0.05740 125 90 24 11
759 Looks like they brought their own asshole. 1.3680 0.05961 125 92 20 13
760 We paid your tuition, you don’t call us, and now this is the crowd you’re running around with? 1.3679 0.06043 106 75 23 8
761 I told you they would bring their lawyer. 1.3676 0.05602 136 99 24 13
762 Look! It's Marjorie Taylor Greene's legal team. 1.3675 0.06492 117 89 13 15
763 Wow, are they still litigating ET’s phone bill? 1.3675 0.06261 117 87 17 13
764 'Oh, John, we should have let him be a musician...' 1.3675 0.06021 117 85 21 11
765 It's best if we find something in common. I'll talk to the one at the back, you'll talk to the bald ones. 1.3675 0.04856 166 118 35 13
766 Let us hope it is not a cease and de-exist letter. 1.3672 0.05419 128 90 29 9
767 My god and they come with their lawyer!! 1.3672 0.05532 128 91 27 10
768 He has the names of this year's Oscar winners 1.3672 0.05419 128 90 29 9
769 One of these things is not like the others. 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
770 Apparently, "Klaatu Barada Nikto" means "You will he hearing from our lawyers." 1.3669 0.05512 139 101 25 13
771 I'm 80% confident that they are friendly. 1.3667 0.05542 120 84 28 8
772 He was outsourced. 1.3667 0.05667 120 85 26 9
773 Now they're really mad. 1.3667 0.05909 120 87 22 11
774 It’s Mike Lindell’s new attorneys. 1.3664 0.05653 131 95 24 12
775 Take my husband, please. 1.3661 0.05812 112 79 25 8
776 I thought they'd be more advanced. 1.3659 0.05687 123 88 25 10
777 When they booked our spare room for a family of five, this is NOT what I expected. 1.3655 0.05254 145 104 29 12
778 We're from the government and we're here to help. 1.3654 0.06417 104 76 18 10
779 I hear his commute is pretty bad but the company's benefits are out of this world 1.3652 0.05569 115 80 28 7
780 They come in peace, but I'm here to do an audit. 1.3651 0.05589 126 90 26 10
781 Can you take him back and pretend that never happened? 1.3650 0.05167 137 96 32 9
782 I hope your lawyer informed you this is not an open carry state. 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
783 It's the one with the spreadsheets that scares me. 1.3644 0.05471 118 82 29 7
784 Musk made it to Mars. 1.3643 0.05712 129 94 23 12
785 He must be in charge of the probe. 1.3643 0.05605 129 93 25 11
786 Oh, my god, they've brought their lawyer! 1.3643 0.05920 129 96 19 14
787 He must be carrying the codes. 1.3636 0.05116 121 82 34 5
788 Looks like they went with Xfjd, Xdskl, Zedies, Yeissaeajitaoex and Johnston... 1.3636 0.06014 132 100 16 16
789 Space Camp was awesome!! 1.3636 0.05824 99 68 26 5
790 Oh great! The alien spaceship and crew I ordered from Amazon two minutes ago already got here. 1.3636 0.05868 121 88 22 11
791 He always has to be different. 1.3630 0.05488 146 108 23 15
792 Oh no, it looks like Trumps Lawyers now have body guards. 1.3630 0.05624 135 99 23 13
793 Are we getting audited again? 1.3629 0.04903 124 83 37 4
794 Oh, no! That restraining order was humanity’s last hope! 1.3629 0.05649 124 89 25 10
795 Greetings. Take us to your ledger. 1.3628 0.06037 113 82 21 10
796 Apparently Musk isn't any more popular on Mars than he is on Earth. 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
797 It looks like these aliens mean business! 1.3624 0.05405 149 110 24 15
798 I am open to a close encounter, but not with a lawyer! 1.3623 0.05033 138 96 34 8
799 Rudy Giuliani and his team finally deliver the missing ballots. 1.3623 0.05628 138 102 22 14
800 This is bad. They brought a lawyer. 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
801 He did say he would be working remotely. 1.3619 0.05434 105 71 30 4
802 I believe we're about to make first contract. 1.3609 0.05975 133 101 16 16
803 Oh no! An attorney! 1.3600 0.05131 125 86 33 6
804 I don’t know which is worse, tort or torture. 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
805 Dear, this Area 51 National Park is absolutely remarkable! 1.3596 0.05590 114 80 27 7
806 He did mention his job was out of this world. 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
807 Wow, a real hitchhiker from the galaxy. 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
808 Honey,I alienized the kids. 1.3592 0.05830 103 72 25 6
809 I know who the four guys are, but who's the alien? 1.3592 0.06450 103 76 17 10
810 Well, the adoption agency did say they were illegal aliens. 1.3590 0.05880 117 85 22 10
811 Oh my gosh, it’s Harrison! We were in grade school together! 1.3590 0.06004 117 86 20 11
812 We come in peace; though, our lawyer requires a binding agreement. 1.3590 0.06004 117 86 20 11
813 I heard he won a stratospheric settlement for them." . 1.3588 0.05638 131 96 23 12
814 Did you even bring the sourdough starter?! 1.3585 0.06023 106 76 22 8
815 See Herb, I told you the IRS was hiring more agents! 1.3585 0.05872 106 75 24 7
816 Immigration lawyer 1.3583 0.05773 120 87 23 10
817 Can we get them green cards? 1.3583 0.06126 120 90 17 13
818 Well I guess our son misunderstood when we said to use your law degree to help impoverished “aliens”. 1.3583 0.05525 120 85 27 8
819 Jim’s been practicing interstellar law. 1.3578 0.06186 109 80 19 10
820 They're dropping off Rudy Giuliani. 1.3577 0.06013 123 92 18 13
821 We’re returning this item,it’s defective. 1.3571 0.05930 112 81 22 9
822 They have a screen test at Disney today, and he’s their agent. 1.3571 0.06064 112 82 20 10
823 Honey, it's Norman! He looks so good in a suit. 1.3565 0.06199 115 86 17 12
824 If the choice is forced abduction or litigation, I vote for abduction. 1.3565 0.05411 115 80 29 6
825 They've sent Martian, Martian, Martian, Martian & Marshall. 1.3565 0.05411 115 80 29 6
826 I think they want our absentee ballots. 1.3564 0.06227 101 73 20 8
827 Their lawyers are probably much more advanced than ours. The world is doomed. 1.3562 0.05389 146 108 24 14
828 They brought their attorney?! We are soooo getting probed! 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
829 He told me he needed space. 1.3561 0.05805 132 99 19 14
830 I see Trump has gotten new representation. 1.3559 0.05961 118 87 20 11
831 Once they learn the latest Earth news they will wish they kept the motor running. 1.3559 0.05584 118 84 26 8
832 Oh $#!% they don’t come in peace, they have a lawyer 1.3559 0.05584 118 84 26 8
833 The came to sue Bezos for his internet satellite monopoly. 1.3554 0.05733 121 88 23 10
834 Oh, look! Another four Musk babies we didn't know about. 1.3551 0.05976 107 77 22 8
835 We wish to return your leader! 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
836 No, if this was a friendly encounter they wouldn't need a lawyer. 1.3548 0.05146 124 86 32 6
837 Look! They’ve been infected with lawyers too! 1.3548 0.05515 124 89 26 9
838 They've been trying to reach you about your vehicle's extended warranty. 1.3548 0.05633 124 90 24 10
839 Dammit. They brought Dan back. 1.3546 0.05243 141 102 28 11
840 I think they're serious about buying our house. They brought their own real estate agent. 1.3543 0.05306 127 90 29 8
841 This does not look good—they've already lawyered up. 1.3543 0.05306 127 90 29 8
842 I suppose he’s with them to guarantee that they receive their unalienable rights. 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
843 It’s the one in the back who scares me. 1.3542 0.06619 96 71 16 9
844 These days everyone brings a lawyer. 1.3540 0.05886 113 82 22 9
845 Your Airbnb is ready 1.3540 0.05468 113 79 28 6
846 That explains the cows wrapped in red tape. 1.3540 0.05611 113 80 26 7
847 When we threaten scorched Earth litigation, we mean it ! 1.3540 0.05750 113 81 24 8
848 Oh no! I've always been afraid of Unidentified Financial Officers. 1.3538 0.05764 130 97 20 13
849 And I thought he ran off with Harriet. 1.3537 0.04904 147 104 34 9
850 Is that your immigration attorney? 1.3535 0.05618 99 68 27 4
851 That fifth guy in line is super scary! 1.3535 0.06310 99 72 19 8
852 When did our son join the Space Force? 1.3534 0.05511 116 82 27 7
853 Oh mi-god, they have an attorney! It's the end of the world! 1.3534 0.05776 116 84 23 9
854 Sweetheart, what insect removal service did you call?" 1.3534 0.05463 133 97 25 11
855 I didn’t know he was bringing the kids 1.3533 0.04647 150 104 39 7
856 What is the statute of limitations in light years? 1.3529 0.05853 102 72 24 6
857 It looks like you're also going to be probed by the taxman! 1.3525 0.05193 139 100 29 10
858 This is bad. They came with a lawyer. 1.3525 0.05580 139 104 21 14
859 If they brought a lawyer, it’s a hostile takeover. 1.3520 0.05594 125 91 24 10
860 We plan to take by force all of this planet's natural resources. McCrimmon will handle the paperwork 1.3520 0.05594 125 91 24 10
861 I didn't think making first contact with our new accountant would be this exciting. 1.3519 0.05929 108 78 22 8
862 Uh-Oh, it’s worse than an invasion to wipe us out. They want to litigate. 1.3517 0.05318 145 107 25 13
863 You can always spot the Air Marshall. 1.3509 0.05708 114 82 24 8
864 Do you suppose their people want to talk to our people? 1.3509 0.05570 114 81 26 7
865 Since they came to negotiate, let's go ahead and ask for the ship. They can have this planet. 1.3509 0.05708 114 82 24 8
866 Well now we know where D. B. Cooper has been for all these years. 1.3505 0.06561 97 72 16 9
867 These salesmen leave no stone unturned. 1.3504 0.05335 117 82 29 6
868 It looks like they're here to settle. 1.3504 0.05195 117 81 31 5
869 They mean business. Open carry AND a Second amendment lawyer. 1.3500 0.05876 120 89 20 11
870 We come in peace. Stan is our attorney. 1.3500 0.05876 120 89 20 11
871 The commute must be awful! 1.3500 0.05752 100 70 25 5
872 Isn't that Bob Randall, who talked us into signing a "death by Martian invasion" waiver on our life insurance? 1.3500 0.06571 100 75 15 10
873 Thank goodness they decided to return him by April 15. 1.3497 0.04988 143 102 32 9
874 Not surprising they brought their lawyer. 1.3496 0.05413 123 88 27 8
875 Uh oh, what do you think their lawyer wants? 1.3496 0.05288 123 87 29 7
876 Oh no, they brought their lawyer. This could be a hostile takeover. 1.3496 0.05413 123 88 27 8
877 I don't have a good feeling about the last one. 1.3496 0.04896 123 84 35 4
878 He’s the black suit of the family. 1.3496 0.05535 123 89 25 9
879 I thought you said he was going to school for IT not ET. 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
880 Hello. We're here to talk to you about your car's extended warranty. 1.3495 0.06279 103 76 18 9
881 They've hired the law firm of Oop Eek Ork Ork and Lebowitz. 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
882 Wait - did we say we'd adopt four? 1.3488 0.05352 129 93 27 9
883 Please tell Elon that I already took down my Tesla review. 1.3486 0.05738 109 78 24 7
884 Hey look, it's Jim! I wanted to hire him, but his rates were out of this world. 1.3486 0.05587 109 77 26 6
885 I don’t trust that one at the end of the line. 1.3486 0.05884 109 79 22 8
886 Uh oh. They have a lawyer. 1.3485 0.05482 132 97 24 11
887 Oh dear, they look litigious! 1.3481 0.04621 135 92 39 4
888 Billy, next time, just phone home. 1.3478 0.05666 115 83 24 8
889 Jimmy Hoffa's lost a lotta weight! 1.3478 0.05530 115 82 26 7
890 We're bringing him back for a refund. He's no good. 1.3478 0.06454 92 67 18 7
891 Thank God some sanity has finally arrived, except they brought their lawyer? 1.3478 0.05665 92 63 26 3
892 Crap!! Looks like four more votes for Trump!!! 1.3478 0.05967 138 108 12 18
893 Management consultant, my foot! I'm his mother and I say there's such a thing as too many work trips. 1.3471 0.05211 121 85 30 6
894 I knew that boarding school was a bad idea. 1.3471 0.04939 121 83 34 4
895 Accountants freak me out. 1.3469 0.04984 147 106 31 10
896 FIRST CONTRACT 1.3469 0.04984 147 106 31 10
897 They were friendly before they lawyered up. 1.3468 0.05127 124 87 31 6
898 I think they’re hostile. They brought their lawyer. 1.3467 0.05093 150 110 28 12
899 I missed my connection. 1.3465 0.06361 101 75 17 9
900 Always the nondisclosure form. 1.3465 0.05405 127 92 26 9
901 He never said anything about a second family. 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
902 I thought the saying was, "business in the front, party in the back." 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
903 Why are you returning him? 1.3459 0.04658 133 91 38 4
904 We are taking over your planet. Our attorney has the documents to sign. 1.3458 0.06100 107 79 19 9
905 I really don’t want any of them to date our daughter. 1.3458 0.05650 107 76 25 6
906 Damn. They brought our leader back. 1.3456 0.05753 136 104 17 15
907 Who’d you say your brother works for again? 1.3456 0.05360 136 100 25 11
908 oh no - they brought a space suit 1.3456 0.05258 136 99 27 10
909 Since he was a baby, Jim has always had to be different from his brothers. 1.3455 0.05839 110 80 22 8
910 OMG, our lawyer's abduction stories are true! And now he's negotiating for 30 percent of the world's resources! 1.3451 0.05569 142 108 19 15
911 I can hear them telepathically. I think they're saying, "Take us to your lawyer." 1.3448 0.05625 116 84 24 8
912 We do need workers and I am sure they have green cards. 1.3445 0.05653 119 87 23 9
913 I always knew Todd was a bit different. 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
914 That’s the tech support. 1.3442 0.05161 154 115 25 14
915 He finally found some clients who can afford his astronomical fees. 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
916 Galactic Social Services is taking custody of this planet! 1.3440 0.05341 125 90 27 8
917 Steve, is work so important that you even had to cut your abduction short? 1.3440 0.05341 125 90 27 8
918 Looks like they already know a lot about how this planet works. 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
919 Take us to your leader or legal representative. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
920 Their leader’s a tax auditor. This can’t be good. 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
921 I wasn't frightened until I saw they brought their attorney 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
922 Uh oh, they’re litigious. 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
923 Take us to your representative. 1.3434 0.06447 99 74 16 9
924 Don’t worry , they are just Mars’ s version of the Beatles 1.3434 0.06285 99 73 18 8
925 No question--it's a hostile takeover. 1.3431 0.06152 102 75 19 8
926 Space aliens never concern me so much as guys with briefcases... 1.3431 0.06460 102 77 15 10
927 Maybe we should have said, from anywhere in the “world”instead of “universe”, in the adoption form. 1.3431 0.05485 102 71 27 4
928 We're doomed! They're armed and incorporated. 1.3427 0.04973 143 103 31 9
929 It's a merger. 1.3426 0.06193 108 81 17 10
930 They don't probe, they audit. 1.3426 0.05123 108 74 31 3
931 Do you think they'll take us, I'm so ready. 1.3426 0.06052 108 80 19 9
932 But why did they bring Dave back? 1.3423 0.06070 111 83 18 10
933 Oh no, anal probes AND a tax audit !! 1.3423 0.05794 111 81 22 8
934 I knew that wall wasn't going to stop aliens from coming into the country. 1.3423 0.05651 111 80 24 7
935 They said he would not be harmed but he's returned a lawyer. 1.3421 0.05822 114 84 21 9
936 What do you think? Lawyer, accountant or publicity agent 1.3421 0.05822 114 84 21 9
937 We’ve come to collect on your student loans, extend your vehicle warranties, and enlarge your penises. 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
938 Take me to your financial planner. 1.3419 0.05967 117 88 18 11
939 Did you remember to pay the gas bill last month? 1.3419 0.05842 117 87 20 10
940 He probably specializes in undocumented aliens. 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
941 They come lawyered up? 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
942 I told you he was going to fly in with the wrong crowd. 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
943 I tried to tell you that email wasn't from the real IRS! 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
944 Does he think he's in line for a promotion?” 1.3413 0.05873 126 96 17 13
945 OH LOOK, THERE'S JOHN 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
946 Oh no! This looks like a hostile takeover 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
947 Apparently they chase Flying Saucers as well as Ambulances ! 1.3409 0.05571 132 99 21 12
948 This looks like a hostile takeover. 1.3409 0.06836 88 66 14 8
949 Look, Roy, they brought your grandfather back. 1.3409 0.05673 132 100 19 13
950 It's a hostile takeover, because look, they brought their lawyer! 1.3407 0.04950 135 96 32 7
951 I wish we could just do the short form again. 1.3407 0.06485 91 67 17 7
952 I did say law school would turn him into an alien. 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
953 I’d tell them they’re trespassing, but I’m guessing we’d end up in court. 1.3402 0.05841 97 69 23 5
954 I knew we shouldn't have cheated on our taxes. 1.3400 0.05360 100 69 28 3
955 We should tell Junior to switch to accounting 1.3398 0.06255 103 77 17 9
956 Well, it kinda makes sense that all that anal probing would produce an a-hole lawyer. 1.3398 0.06101 103 76 19 8
957 So this is what your brother meant by an "out of this world legal career that was taking him places". 1.3396 0.06126 106 79 18 9
958 So that where attorneys come from 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
959 I told you sending him to the Space Force Academy was a mistake, Henry! I don't even recognize him...... 1.3393 0.05888 112 83 20 9
960 Now we can’t just land on the moon, we have to negotiate an easement? 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
961 I know we told our social worker we're willing to adopt from out-of-area, but... 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
962 Remember... we don't sign anything. 1.3391 0.05778 115 85 21 9
963 Who's the freak with the briefcase? 1.3390 0.05923 118 89 18 11
964 Remember John, don't sign an NDA. It will only benefit the aliens. 1.3390 0.05138 118 83 30 5
965 Oh, he’s here to help us understand your tax code 1.3390 0.05800 118 88 20 10
966 Let's hope this is a civil suit. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
967 A legal probe? Even worse. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
968 It looks like they taught him humility. 1.3388 0.05190 121 86 29 6
969 "You were paid to keep HIM on YOUR planet." 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
970 You said your relatives weren't coming 'til next week. 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
971 Interplanetary law has its perks. 1.3385 0.05300 130 95 26 9
972 What's the universal gesture for We're Screwed? 1.3378 0.05212 148 111 24 13
973 OMG, they've traveled a million light-years to do an audit?!" 1.3378 0.05212 148 111 24 13
974 Parking is over there! 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
975 This isn't how I remember space camp 1.3370 0.06960 92 71 11 10
976 Take Frank. He loves your movies! 1.3370 0.06608 92 69 15 8
977 He always wanted to help the little guy. 1.3368 0.06456 95 71 16 8
978 I told you it was a mistake . . . privatizing the IRS! 1.3368 0.05720 95 67 24 4
979 They always said Timmy's negotiation skills were out of this world. 1.3367 0.06144 98 72 19 7
980 This must be the law firm from out of state. 1.3367 0.06144 98 72 19 7
981 I was happy when he said he found out-of-state buyers willing to pay 20% over our asking price, but now he said they will be using cryptocurrency. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
982 But what if we don’t want Rudy back…nice makeover though. 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
983 I don't like the looks of the guy with the briefcase. 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
984 Let's buy a telescope. It'll be fun, you said. Well, they think you're a peeping Tom. So, now we're being sued. Happy? 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
985 Welcome to New York. Aliens are welcome. Guns are not. 1.3365 0.06203 104 78 17 9
986 Are they going to eat us, or sue us? 1.3364 0.06498 107 83 12 12
987 No thanks. We had the gutters done last year. 1.3364 0.05780 107 78 22 7
988 I told you not to tell people about the Aliens giving you an unwanted Medical procedure without your consent. 1.3364 0.05625 107 77 24 6
989 Oh,Oh. They brought their accountant. 1.3364 0.05671 110 80 23 7
990 They ARE hostile. They've got a litigation attorney. 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
991 We give up. You can have him back. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
992 I missed my regular flight. 1.3362 0.05329 116 83 27 6
993 Please don't tell me this is about a hyperspace bypass. 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
994 I know the last guy from law school. 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
995 Is that you, Elon? 1.3361 0.05891 122 93 17 12
996 I've heard of ambulance chasers but this is going too far. 1.3361 0.05774 122 92 19 11
997 Uh oh! They brought their lawyer this time. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
998 The guy in the back scares me. 1.3359 0.05116 128 92 29 7
999 From here to attorney fee! 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
1000 They're attacking by a corporate takeover. 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
1001 They brought their lawyer to scare us. 1.3359 0.05484 131 98 22 11
1002 Watch out dear! He has a briefcase. 1.3333 0.05688 105 76 23 6
1003 If they say 'Take us herewith to your leader,' we'll know they've lawyered up." 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1004 Take us to your best sci-fi movie producer. 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1005 I wonder if he billed for his travel time. 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
1006 Our Harold—accountant to the stars! 1.3333 0.05429 129 96 23 10
1007 "At least it seems as if they're willing to negotiate the terms of our surrender." 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1008 Wow, Dennis has really made a name for himself the field of mergers and acquisitions. 1.3333 0.05257 135 100 25 10
1009 They must be a far more advanced civilization than us…they only brought one lawyer! 1.3333 0.05525 105 75 25 5
1010 Call 911 and report we spotted a lawyer. 1.3333 0.05694 117 87 21 9
1011 The death rays we can handle. But the litigation…. 1.3333 0.04932 114 79 32 3
1012 Always late. Always a phenomenal excuse. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1013 So this is what they meant when they said they were looking for a "peaceful settlement." 1.3333 0.06732 96 74 12 10
1014 Dear God, they brought their lawyer! 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1015 Whatever you do, Arthur, don't sign anything! 1.3333 0.05475 138 105 20 13
1016 Look, honey. They must really want a legal path to citizenship. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1017 Oh, no! Invaded and audited! 1.3333 0.05664 114 84 22 8
1018 Get ready to hear all about how bad the commute is. 1.3333 0.05232 132 97 26 9
1019 We should have looked at that solar system installation contract more carefully. 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
1020 I didn’t know they sold life insurance in other galaxies. 1.3333 0.05932 114 86 18 10
1021 Well, it was one of the last tax havens. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1022 Your brother's kids look so much like your mother! 1.3333 0.06888 90 69 12 9
1023 Unlikely an advanced civilization, they're still carrying guns. 1.3333 0.05404 126 93 24 9
1024 Honey , i think that’s our son 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1025 I gave a bad Yelp review 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1026 That must be the saucer's apprentice! 1.3310 0.05262 142 107 23 12
1027 It´s a lawyer! Run for your lives! 1.3310 0.05262 142 107 23 12
1028 I guess lawyers look the same everywhere. 1.3308 0.05610 130 99 19 12
1029 It's the attorney that scares me the most. 1.3308 0.04931 130 93 31 6
1030 I told you that the details of your abduction narrative amounted to defamation. 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
1031 Never mind, it’s just the IRS 1.3307 0.04880 127 90 32 5
1032 They say they dropped off some amino acids here 4 billion years ago and have come to claim the products. 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
1033 Let's talk to the one without a weapon. He seems friendly. 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1034 Promise me you won't sign anything. 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
1035 This better not be another cookbook. 1.3305 0.05779 118 89 19 10
1036 We brought your leader back, sorry. 1.3304 0.06016 115 88 16 11
1037 Yes as usual, the last one out 1.3304 0.05344 115 83 26 6
1038 I think he is the same agent for the last boy band we hosted. 1.3304 0.05135 112 79 29 4
1039 I heard because of staffing shortages, the IRS is hiring from Area 51. 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
1040 We brought our own leader 1.3303 0.05981 109 82 18 9
1041 Good God,this time they brought their lawyer. 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
1042 They’ve taken this ridesharing thing too far — literally! 1.3302 0.05482 106 76 25 5
1043 When will INS stop harassing illegal aliens? 1.3302 0.05482 106 76 25 5
1044 Oh no, it’s the car warranty guy. 1.3302 0.06248 106 81 15 10
1045 So it’s true! They all have suits and big heads. 1.3301 0.06230 103 78 16 9
1046 Who’s the scary one in the back? 1.3301 0.05917 103 76 20 7
1047 Oh,Great. They're back. And now their legal aliens! 1.3301 0.06075 103 77 18 8
1048 The sign on the back of the spaceship reads ' Mork, Mork, Mork, Mork and Daniels, LLP' 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
1049 Fantastic. The exchange students have finally arrived. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1050 Oh, we’ll stay unidentified once you get a look at the non-disclosure agreement he’s got in that briefcase. 1.3297 0.06454 91 68 16 7
1051 Ask him if they’re IRS or SVU 1.3297 0.06454 91 68 16 7
1052 Oh, look! It's the legal team of Eek, Ack, Erg, Grr, and Schwartz! 1.3297 0.06454 91 68 16 7
1053 Never fly standby.” 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
1054 You couldn’t find a job closer to home? 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1055 I knew Fred had a new carpool but this is out of this world. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1056 You had children while up there? 1.3287 0.04940 143 105 29 9
1057 More foreign investors looking for New York City real estate and acting like they own the place. 1.3284 0.05056 134 98 28 8
1058 I bet they're here to get a restraining order on Elon Musk. 1.3281 0.05216 128 94 26 8
1059 This is scary, they have a lawyer. 1.3280 0.05051 125 90 29 6
1060 Looks like they brought their immigration lawyer. 1.3280 0.05878 125 97 15 13
1061 They really mean business. 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
1062 What was the name of that adoption agency again? 1.3277 0.05860 119 91 17 11
1063 Sir, you can't park there. 1.3273 0.06073 110 84 16 10
1064 I recognize him. He’s a notorious UFO chaser. 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
1065 Where do you report an unindemnified flying object? 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1066 They’ve come to serve man 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1067 The one with the briefcase scares me most" 1.3273 0.05934 110 83 18 9
1068 Oh my God! They've retained Andrew Giuliani! 1.3271 0.06337 107 83 13 11
1069 We're doomed. They brought their lawyer! 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
1070 Looks like they really mean business. 1.3271 0.06197 107 82 15 10
1071 Remote learning has really done a number on the kids. 1.3271 0.06337 107 83 13 11
1072 I think we called the wrong pest control company. 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1073 What? You couldn't call ahead? 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
1074 For the last time Lauren Boebert lives 3 houses down. 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
1075 He said he needed to be back by tax season. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1076 Their planet must not be any more intelligent than ours. They have lawyers too." 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1077 So much for them coming in peace! 1.3263 0.06427 95 72 15 8
1078 Their alien lawyer makes this really bad - a close encounter of the legal kind! 1.3263 0.06427 95 72 15 8
1079 It looks like E T phoned his lawyer! 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
1080 He wasn’t lying when he promised us a quick settlement. 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
1081 They’re taking anyone into law school now. 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
1082 Ah, the last of the moderate Republicans! 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
1083 He always forgets to tell me when he's bringing guests home to dinner. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1084 I got the last flight out. 1.3253 0.06880 83 63 13 7
1085 I guess they appealed. 1.3253 0.05450 83 57 25 1
1086 The guns say, “We’re here to invade,” but the lawyer says, “We’re here to negotiate.” 1.3252 0.04545 123 85 36 2
1087 Looks like the IRS plans to catch up this tax year. 1.3252 0.05714 123 94 18 11
1088 Hey dear,I think our son is finally introducing his coworkers to us! 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
1089 I bet the last one is an illegal alien. 1.3252 0.05227 123 90 26 7
1090 I have been sent here to advise you that your automobile warranty has run out 1.3248 0.05800 117 89 18 10
1091 I wondered when Larry would figure out he got in the wrong carpool. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1092 Oh no! It's my ex! 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1093 This is going to cost us. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1094 I know they’re calling it a “leveraged buyout” but it still feels like an invasion. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1095 My clients wish to file a copyright infringement action against the makers of the Mars bar. 1.3243 0.05747 111 83 20 8
1096 He must be a resident alien. 1.3239 0.05052 142 106 26 10
1097 Oh, no. Elon Musk is finally going to have to go back home! 1.3238 0.06127 105 80 16 9
1098 I hate it when your brother invites his friends for a visit. 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
1099 They claim they invented Bitcoin. And they brought a lawyer! 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
1100 Can't be sure. This cartoon's black and white. 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
1101 Well ...HELLO STRANGERS!!! 1.3235 0.05601 102 74 23 5
1102 I knew Pluto would not give up. 1.3235 0.06410 102 79 13 10
1103 Of course it's a hostile takeover! Why else would they bring their lawyer? 1.3233 0.05179 133 99 25 9
1104 Marvin is about to get even with everyone who mocked his claims of UFO sightings. 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1105 Looks like this’ll be close encounters of the third degree. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1106 This can’t be good if they brought their lawyer with them. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1107 Keep your eye on the guy with the briefcase. 1.3232 0.06230 99 75 16 8
1108 I thought our lawyer said escrow, not extraterrestrial ! 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1109 I know we've been Zooming regularly for two years, but I didn't expect him to be that tall. 1.3229 0.06194 96 72 17 7
1110 Oh what now?! Outer space taxes?! Will it ever end?!” 1.3228 0.05109 127 93 27 7
1111 Our adoption was approved 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
1112 They’ve changed since we saw their adoption photos. 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
1113 Yes they’re cute but you’re now telling me you didn’t read the adoption agency’s fine print. 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
1114 Oh dear, I only made up one guest room! 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1115 It's worse than I thought--it's a class action! 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
1116 The NRA seems pretty desperate to prove guns are an inalienable right … 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
1117 Oh look, our leader is back. 1.3220 0.05090 118 85 28 5
1118 I see the lasers, but they don't look Jewish! 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1119 I heard his fees are out of this world. 1.3218 0.06640 87 66 14 7
1120 Oh, Oh! It looks like a hostile takeover! 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1121 They can't be all that intelligent if they've got a lawyer with them 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1122 We’re in trouble now. Lawyers are involved. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1123 I think you're mistaken, Harvey. Those are legal aliens. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1124 And you thought the British Invasion was exciting! 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1125 Always a lawyer. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1126 Surprise! You won the Intergalactic Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes. 1.3214 0.06809 84 64 13 7
1127 Uh Oh, lasers AND lawyers 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
1128 How was the field trip? 1.3211 0.05956 109 83 17 9
1129 Watch out! They’ve got a lawyer. 1.3211 0.05956 109 83 17 9
1130 Klaatu barada ex parte? 1.3211 0.06097 109 84 15 10
1131 We found irregularities in your 2019 tax return 1.3210 0.06989 81 62 12 7
1132 Everyone has a lawyer these days. 1.3209 0.05036 134 99 27 8
1133 They're aliens. Of course they need an immigration lawyer! 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1134 Our non-disclosure agreement will need to be signed upfront. Then we’ll tell you everything! 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
1135 And thus begun the case of The Aliens v. Planet Earth 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1136 Oh no. A lawyer. 1.3206 0.05338 131 99 22 10
1137 You desire to buy a retirement house on Mars? 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
1138 That’s their immigration attorney. I hear his work is out of this world! 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1139 No parking on the grass! 1.3204 0.06048 103 78 17 8
1140 He always was more follower than leader. 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
1141 The scariest one is the IRS agent. 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
1142 They brought a space suit. 1.3200 0.05400 125 94 22 9
1143 Resident aliens travel business class? 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
1144 I'm more worried about the government probe. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1145 I knew gerrymandering would lead to this. 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
1146 We're looking for Sidney Powell and Mike Lindell. 1.3197 0.05614 122 93 19 10
1147 Looks like the alien conquest will be through eminent domain! 1.3197 0.05109 122 89 27 6
1148 I thought “ Little, Green” was just their publishing arm, too!” 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1149 We never should have let him go away for school. I told you he'd fall in with the wrong crowd. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1150 Maybe they come in peace? Maybe they come in peace??? Harold, they brought an actuary. 1.3193 0.05715 119 91 18 10
1151 The new paralegals are out of this world! 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1152 Whatever happens, don't sign anything. 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
1153 Oh no! Apparently no matter how far we evolve, they'll always be lawyers! 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
1154 They must have him on a light-yearly retainer. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1155 Don't mind him, he's our accountant. 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
1156 So that's what consultants do! 1.3190 0.05821 116 89 17 10
1157 Sidearms and a lawyer....they mean business. 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1158 Don't say gay or transgender dear" who knows if they have laws against that! 1.3187 0.06608 91 70 13 8
1159 So that’s why he was so secretive about his clients 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1160 The one with the briefcase looks really scary. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1161 Show the little ones your iPhone while I mace the big one. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1162 How advanced can they be if they need a lawyer? 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1163 He's here to make sure it remains unidentified 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1164 I guess they're going to counter-sue and claim that they were the ones who were probed. 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1165 We can take you to our leader, but I don't think he needs more life insurance. 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1166 It's the tall one that really scares me. 1.3182 0.04991 110 78 29 3
1167 If they mean us no harm why do they have a lawyer? 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
1168 Apparently, he's an immigration lawyer. 1.3182 0.05909 110 84 17 9
1169 I can’t tell if NASA’s budget is going up or down. 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
1170 See, I told you that 'Building a Wall' was a waste of money 1.3178 0.05042 129 95 27 7
1171 Those TV lawyers will represent anyone. 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
1172 They must be a litigious society. 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
1173 Did he just say “leader” or “lawyer?” 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
1174 You’re in a no-parking zone 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
1175 Dick from legal has already told me he is doing some pro bono work for undocumented aliens. 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
1176 They're not friendlies...they brought a lawyer. 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
1177 Bill never misses a chance to sell insurance. 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
1178 We'd like to volunteer to be abducted. 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
1179 Oh my God, it's a Republican! 1.3168 0.06282 101 78 14 9
1180 Well you didn’t want to adopt an American Baby 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
1181 No, I don't think it's Publisher's Clearinghouse. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1182 So THAT’S Hungadungah, Hungadungah, Hungadungah, Hungadungah and McCormick! 1.3168 0.06282 101 78 14 9
1183 I’m a legal alien. 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1184 Omigosh! It’s The Drillers, my favorite band! I thought they’d fallen off the face of the Earth! 1.3168 0.06123 101 77 16 8
1185 Nothing makes me more confident in human experimentation than a good liability lawyer. 1.3167 0.05156 120 88 26 6
1186 Looks like the IRS has expanded their jurisdiction 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
1187 We're here to sue mankind for a gazillion dollars in compensation for all the defamatory movies you made about us. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
1188 Take us to your nearest Trader Joe's! 1.3163 0.06421 98 76 13 9
1189 His specialty is libel lawsuits. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
1190 You idiot - we told you we wanted to put 'a lien' on this property. 1.3162 0.05903 117 91 15 11
1191 I guess the IRS is taking this audit seriously... 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1192 It must be a "hostile takeover." 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
1193 Death. Taxes. Lawyers. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1194 How was your first day back at the office? 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1195 Now I'm scared - they brought a lawyer. 1.3158 0.05753 114 87 18 9
1196 He’s here in case this becomes a hostile takeover 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1197 We'll be able to work with them. They brought their accountant. 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
1198 No ma'am. We're LEGAL aliens. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1199 Don't be scared, the lawyer won't hurt you. 1.3158 0.05033 114 82 28 4
1200 Look! Our son actually remembered to wear his glasses! 1.3158 0.07542 76 60 8 8
1201 The guy in the suit is handling the details of their hostile takeover. 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
1202 I did NOT collide with your vehicle. 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
1203 Damn, they've already lawyered up! 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1204 It’s so sad that Harold never got a chance to work from home. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1205 Take me to your lawyer? Obviously, they've been studying earth culture for a while . 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1206 Let's tell them that our leader is Vladimar Putin. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1207 80% of the people who go to those conferences say they come back a changed person. 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
1208 Careful, I think they mean business... 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1209 Golly, the IRS really has thrown a wide recruitment net. 1.3145 0.05416 124 94 21 9
1210 Oh, God, I hope it's not another one of those "out-of-this-world" offers. 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1211 You only needed on of them for the HOV lane! 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1212 My team knows the truth about the 2020 election. 1.3143 0.06100 105 81 15 9
1213 Oh no— they brought their agent this time. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
1214 The old stories were true! They have been here before. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
1215 If JFK Jr. climbs out next I promise to never to Q-shame cousin Marge again. 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1216 I don’t know, honey, if they’re from Publishers Clearinghouse, where are the flowers and the big check? 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1217 I just knew that low tuition was too good to be true! 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
1218 Now that's a weird looking flight crew. 1.3137 0.06382 102 80 12 10
1219 And you were worried about the Russians? 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
1220 Jonathan told us that he wasn’t going to law school to get a corporate job but this is taking it too far. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
1221 Obviously, they've never read Shakespeare. 1.3133 0.06841 83 64 12 7
1222 I never knew your brother had such a long commute. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1223 Guess who’s coming to dinner. 1.3131 0.06364 99 77 13 9
1224 They saw his ad on television. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1225 Was that man with them when we dropped them off at summer camp? 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
1226 Looks like they mean business. 1.3125 0.05817 112 86 17 9
1227 Seriously, how do Aliens get somebody from Human Resources! 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1228 Is this what he meant when he said he's getting a job in A.I? 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1229 They’re contesting the Will! 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1230 They're not human. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1231 When Brad said he was representing Aliens, I though he meant…. 1.3125 0.04673 128 92 32 4
1232 The one at the end really looks scary. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1233 This isn’t an abduction, it’s an audit! 1.3120 0.05257 125 94 23 8
1234 A lawyer...to defend their second Amendment rights. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1235 He went too far with Work From “Anywhere” 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1236 Our son, the interstellar legal counsel finally back down to earth. 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1237 Take us to your leader or else we will unleash *the accountant*. 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
1238 There's something I didn't tell you about my ex husband. 1.3118 0.06300 93 71 15 7
1239 He said the firm is ET, T & T. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1240 Looks like working remotely didn't pan out. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1241 They've brought their own immigration lawyer? 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
1242 I don't see Peter. Are you sure he was on this flight? 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
1243 I guess their population is 20% lawyers too 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1244 These negotiations for used car deals are really starting to get out of hand... 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1245 Oh, good. When he left he needed a haircut. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
1246 Dibs on the guy in the suit 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
1247 So who do you think that last guy is? 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1248 Trump? Why, yes. Yes he is our leader. Your ray guns are loaded, right? 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
1249 You always just knew they'd bring a real estate agent. 1.3111 0.06447 90 69 14 7
1250 Your abduction lawsuit is toast. They’ve lawyered up. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1251 He'll never be a team player. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1252 Mine is always "last one off!" 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1253 Death, taxes and aliens - Man, I hate the future! 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
1254 I don't know, the Fog was pretty thick Herb, you sure it was a 'car' you smashed into last night? 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1255 Oh no! They've cloned a lawyer. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1256 George, we're going to need more guestrooms... 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
1257 Please direct all questions to our immigration attorney. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1258 OMG, the rumors were true about Mitch McConnell 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
1259 Looks like he sold them an extended warranty. 1.3100 0.05260 100 72 25 3
1260 My clients are here to see you because of the disparaging remarks on your Facebook page. 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
1261 Look! Our son has grown up to be a lawyer! 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
1262 I must confess -- he almost looks human. 1.3095 0.05611 84 60 22 2
1263 Oh! I didn't know my boss had kids! 1.3095 0.06770 84 65 12 7
1264 I told you the air B and B thing was a bad idea. 1.3095 0.06770 84 65 12 7
1265 Air travel has gotten so confusing. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1266 Honey, have you been using my Amazon Prime account again? 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1267 I knew we had to sign an NDA. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1268 Did he just say, 'Take me to your lawyer?' 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1269 I beought the kids back home. They didn't enjoy Space Camp 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1270 OMG! When he said his classmates were all gun toting eggheads from outer space, he was telling the truth. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1271 We should've built that wall. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
1272 We were told there would be no counsel at this meeting! 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1273 Oh thank god, it's just a legal probe. 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
1274 I knew billionaires in space would lead to no good. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1275 Our lawyer will show you our visas. 1.3086 0.06948 81 63 11 7
1276 They’re claiming it’s a case of imminent domain since they built the pyramids. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1277 They'll either conquer us by force or by requesting eminent domain 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1278 Looks like they hired a lobbyist. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1279 I’m not sure John. They said they come in peace but they brought their lawyer with them… 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1280 Isn’t that John, the hippie who used to live next door? 1.3085 0.06422 94 73 13 8
1281 Well on their Airbnb application they said they wanted a stylish "space." 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1282 See, I knew that lawyers were an alien life form! 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1283 They've appealed to a higher court. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1284 When your brother said he had some new clients from far away he wasn't kidding. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1285 They must be serious about their offer . . . they brought their lawyer this time. 1.3077 0.05104 130 98 24 8
1286 He always preferred working remotely. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1287 Aliens today adapt quickly. They've already lawyered up. 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
1288 Damn! They brought their lawyer. 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
1289 They're here to volunteer. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1290 Halfway across the galaxy, and still the attorneys look the same. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1291 It looks like they brought representation. I don't think they come in peace. 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
1292 Looks like they brought a lawyer to protect their inalienable rights 1.3068 0.06925 88 70 9 9
1293 Don't worry! They only want to meet some flat earthers. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1294 You said she agreed to the divorce terms. 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1295 I’ll take the legal probe. 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1296 Well it looks like things are getting back to normal. 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
1297 I see they speak the universal language 1.3061 0.05311 98 71 24 3
1298 I told you not to take the deduction for the home office! 1.3061 0.05311 98 71 24 3
1299 Looks like they’re gonna fight that anti-probing law. 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
1300 It is worse than we thought, they brought a lawyer. 1.3060 0.05528 134 106 15 13
1301 'So typical of your brother.' 1.3059 0.06700 85 66 12 7
1302 Are you sure that's him? 1.3059 0.06700 85 66 12 7
1303 He said he was feeling alienated… 1.3059 0.06700 85 66 12 7
1304 I thought you were bringing only one guy from the office home for dinner, Alfred! 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
1305 It's the day the Earth stood still - your brother Morty finally got a job! 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1306 Hi folks. It'll just be for a few nights. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1307 It's worse than we thought: they've lawyered up! 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1308 Grandad?!?! What a surprise! 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1309 Did you know they were bringing their lawyer? 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1310 I told you to stop playing with your laser pointer. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1311 Thanks to SpaceX Uber, your brother has returned from his remote job. 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
1312 So you HAD to dare my brother to prove his abduction story! 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1313 That just goes to show what a difference a good immigration attorney can make. 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
1314 I guess they lost the election. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1315 They'll never be able to prove I said it with malice. 1.3049 0.05673 82 59 21 2
1316 I hope John's fitting in 1.3048 0.06071 105 82 14 9
1317 I told you they'd bring their attorney! 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
1318 An immigration lawyer? We’re doomed! 1.3043 0.05119 115 85 25 5
1319 I get the aliens, but don’t we have enough dipshits in suits? 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1320 Looks like they're here to serve man...with a subpoena. 1.3040 0.05474 125 97 18 10
1321 His colonoscopy is fine. 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
1322 Take me to your litigator 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1323 Oh look. The aliens robots look just like ours. 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
1324 Wow! I thought Stockholm Syndrome was an earthbound concept! 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1325 I told you to have faith Harvey. You said he was wasting his time pursuing a degree in intergalactic law 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1326 Ernst And Young have been successful at expanding their customer base. 1.3034 0.06667 89 70 11 8
1327 Have they come to liquidate or litigate? 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1328 Oh great, they’re going to end up with half our planet. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1329 It’s ok, honey. It appears they’ve only come to tax us. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1330 I heard this guy’s reputation is out of this world. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
1331 Yay! The man from the adoption agency! 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1332 I'm pretty sure I've seen the second guy once or twice before. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1333 They won’t abduct you without an NDA. 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
1334 I thought they might be friendly, before I saw the lawyer. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1335 I didn’t realize he was bringing the whole firm to the closing. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1336 They DO offer business class! 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
1337 They’re here to probe our tax return” 1.3028 0.04964 109 79 27 3
1338 Your crazy uncle ruined our Thanksgiving dinner. We’re giving him back. 1.3028 0.05132 109 80 25 4
1339 Looks like they have lawyers, Walt. They must not be very advanced. 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
1340 Here they come, from Washington, D.C. 1.3026 0.07260 76 60 9 7
1341 Oh! Apparently our senator cut a deal for himself. What a surprise?" 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
1342 You “come in peace?” With a lawyer? Don’t make me laugh, Meeptor. 1.3023 0.06631 86 67 12 7
1343 It's a hostile takeover, no doubt about it." 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1344 The origin of IRS agents. 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
1345 How did they know to bring a lawyer? 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1346 On behalf of the Universe, where do we go to sue Earth for gross negligence? 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1347 My guess is they expect litigation. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
1348 My clients consider the phrase Little Green Men defamatory. We are here to file suit, take us to your leader. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1349 A lawyer. Well, there goes the neighborhood. 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1350 He did say the security for the meeting was out of this world. 1.3017 0.04931 116 85 27 4
1351 Abducting him was a mistake - he's a weapon of mass obstruction 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
1352 Oh dear, I told you we should have gotten the umbrella policy. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1353 We’ve been on hold for so long, I just want to speak to a real person. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1354 That is simply the remote-est work I have yet seen. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1355 Now they bring an interpreter??? 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
1356 It's my old CPA boyfriend Bob. They always bring him back in April. 1.3012 0.05617 83 60 21 2
1357 They’re tired of the “illegal alien” rap. 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
1358 One small step for Martians - one giant leap for billable hours. 1.3011 0.06627 93 74 10 9
1359 They’ve come for their cut of the box office. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1360 I guess they didn’t think they could get a fair trial on Mars . 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1361 'If they really came in peace they wouldn't have brought their lawyer. 1.3010 0.06145 103 81 13 9
1362 You said your ex was out of this world but you never mentioned he was a Martian.” 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
1363 This is scary - they brought their lawyer! 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
1364 Wow, witness protection has really upgraded 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
1365 They probably want us to sign an NDA. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1366 Here he comes with the brood. I knew he had a second wife and kids somewhere out there. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1367 I’m more frightened by the lawyer, honestly. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
1368 "Another message from your Ex, I suppose? 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1369 WOW, this can't be good. They brought a lawyer along. 1.3000 0.05855 110 86 15 9
1370 Screw the ray-guns, it's the briefcase that scares me. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1371 Our lawyer is a specialist in open-carry laws. 1.3000 0.05711 110 85 17 8
1372 His benefits must be out of this world. 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
1373 Those takeover lawyers will work for anybody! 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1374 Should we be more afraid of the lasers or the legal fees? 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
1375 The last one is hideous! 1.2991 0.05821 107 83 16 8
1376 INDEPENDENCE DAY 3: Countersuit Litigation 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
1377 Mary pressed a hand to her heart, exhaling in relief. The quadruplets and Jerry had made it back from the war. She worried so much about them…especially Jerry who was NOT bright and stupidly thought a briefcase constituted weaponry. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
1378 As their attorney, they only demand one thing on your planet Earth - Stop airing The Bachelor!! 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1379 Elon, you've done it! 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
1380 Oh my god. They forgot to put it in park! 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1381 Uh oh... Tax probe! 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
1382 Even THEIR rights are inalienable? 1.2989 0.06764 87 69 10 8
1383 Which one is MacGregor? 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1384 What were they doing in that weather balloon? 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1385 Our attorney found new buyers for our house. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1386 Oh no thanks,we will just wait for the Uber 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1387 Accountant? No, it's their lobbyist. 1.2981 0.06092 104 82 13 9
1388 I think we're about to be cancelled. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1389 I suppose we count as an offshore investment for them 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1390 I think one of them is a legal alien. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1391 Which one is your brother? 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1392 Did I ever mention that I had my ex's attorney abducted? 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1393 They must be expecting us to cede Earth. They brought a lawyer 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1394 He told me he would be out of cell phone range today. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1395 This is what you did with your art history degree? 1.2976 0.06938 84 67 9 8
1396 We represent the planet SPAM. Why won't you ever take our calls? 1.2975 0.05460 121 94 18 9
1397 I'd rather be vaporized by alien death-rays than face an intergalactic lawsuit. 1.2973 0.05054 111 82 25 4
1398 I think we’re in for a hostile takeover 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
1399 He's probably their lawyer. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1400 They followed me home. Can I keep them? 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1401 This realtor just sold us your planet cheap. He said it was a fixer-upper and needed some talc. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1402 I told you we should of filed our out of state tax. 1.2967 0.05298 91 66 23 2
1403 "Didn't anybody tell Bob that whatever happens in Las Vegas should stay in Las Vegas 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
1404 I heard they can't probe us if we don't sign the release form. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1405 Welcome home, darlings! 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1406 So this is their basketball team? 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1407 Uh-oh…they’ve got a case. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1408 It's my ex! And I thought he ran away with another woman! 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1409 We reserved this spot weeks ago! 1.2963 0.05921 108 85 14 9
1410 "We can only hope he's not licensed to practice here." 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
1411 You've been served. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1412 What's happened to the kids Greg? I don't even recognise them. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1413 We're in trouble, they have an attorney. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1414 Oh, No! They're from Beta Flywheel 22, the most litigious ETs in the galaxy 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1415 I fear this will be a brief amicus. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
1416 Be skeptical if you must but ever since the Beatles it's been clear that these foreign singing groups can catch on very quickly. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1417 Apparently H and R Block opened a new office. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1418 As I said, Henry adds a new dimension to the term "Ambulance Chaser. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1419 He prides himself on dramatic arrivals. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1420 My fees are astronomical. 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
1421 You ordered four of them? 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1422 Well, maybe this does explain why you didn't call your mother. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1423 Take us to your Supreme Accountant. 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
1424 No doubt about it - their intentions are hostile! 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
1425 So it seems that our accountant didn't retire! 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
1426 That was some foreign exchange student program. I barely recognize little Joey. 1.2951 0.05294 122 94 20 8
1427 He should have called first. Do you think they'd like barbecue? 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
1428 There's no way I'm letting them incorporate us. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1429 Oh no! It's the Interstellar Law Firm of Zork, Zork, Zork, Zork and Schwartz. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1430 I’ve heard their consulting fees are astronomical 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1431 So much for our unalienable rights. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1432 I told you the IRS was out of this world. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
1433 It the one in the back that looks scary. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1434 Run! It's a lawyer! 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1435 Oh, Lord, they have lawyer. 1.2941 0.06658 85 67 11 7
1436 Well, four out of five ain't bad. 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1437 This must be serious. They brought their side pieces and their mouthpiece! 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1438 He never did fit in. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1439 They’re going to want an NDA… 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1440 I told you they have been here before. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1441 You didn't tell me your brother bought a new UFO. 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
1442 If you are looking for Elon Musk, his house is next door. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1443 I don't think I made enough pot roast. 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
1444 I see you’ve already got our leader! 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
1445 What happened to the good old days of beaming up a couple of drunk Arkansas rednecks? 1.2935 0.06655 92 74 9 9
1446 Looks like they brought the big guns. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1447 Oh! Quadruplets ! 1.2933 0.07045 75 59 10 6
1448 My clients are prepared to fight the alleged 'probing' incident in court. 1.2931 0.05340 116 89 20 7
1449 The one in the back scares me the most! 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
1450 They brought their lawyer, this must be serious. 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
1451 Didn't I tell you ? Sending an MBA to them was the right decision. 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
1452 Over here! My husband is free for abduction! 1.2929 0.06300 99 79 11 9
1453 He bills by the light year. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
1454 I thought sci-fi theme strippers would look a little more like Captain Kirk… 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1455 I totally forgot, was this your week for visitation? 1.2927 0.05382 123 96 18 9
1456 Evidently, an apparent landmark case! 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1457 NRA lawyers are universal. 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
1458 Hello humans, where is Putin? 1.2925 0.05838 106 83 15 8
1459 That must be the guy who tried to warn us . .with all the lame hints . .about the shift to Plan B . . . 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1460 Oh no - you're not infesting our planet with HIS kind! 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1461 We're here for Inter-Galactic Women's Day 1.2921 0.06818 89 72 8 9
1462 Now I understand why his rates are out of this world. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1463 Oh dear! He may not know we got married since he was abducted. 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1464 Isn't that Walter? 1.2921 0.06432 89 70 12 7
1465 He's always the first to board and the last to transcend.” 1.2921 0.05348 89 65 22 2
1466 Greetings, earthlings. We're here from McKinsey & Company. 1.2921 0.06432 89 70 12 7
1467 What’s your guess? Lawyer, interpreter or negotiator? 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1468 I can't believe the first thing aliens learnt from us is what a class action lawsuit is. 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1469 Make them show you their vaccine cards. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1470 Hey Mom+Dad, I finally found a planet where they take copyright infringement cases seriously. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1471 "I'll bet he pads the bill with time warp. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
1472 Looks like Ted wasn't the leader they thought he was. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1473 Diversity initiative 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1474 Something about that 5th one tells me that an anal probe won’t be the worst of it. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1475 They’re going to litigate us into oblivion! 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1476 Is this the week I get the kids?!? 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1477 Honey, when I said I wanted an "out of this world" anniversary, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1478 See? I told you the term ‘alien’ was derogatory. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1479 Would it kill you to phone home once in a while Bernie? 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1480 Trump, with his 4 children 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1481 I guess they heard how litigious we can be. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1482 I hear the lawyer probes better than any of them. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1483 I think remote work has taken on all new meaning. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1484 They look pretty normal to me--but that CPA is definitely an alien. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1485 Sweetheart, did I ever tell you how my ex-husband and I met? 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1486 I hear his hourly rate is billed in light years. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1487 Do you think he bills them by the hour or light-year? 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1488 Looks like they brought legal with them. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1489 Look, it's a man in back. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1490 So this is what you do on your work trips? 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1491 This is the adoption agency’s “perfect match”? 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
1492 To serve man. 1.2900 0.06079 100 79 13 8
1493 Our apologies. My husband thought he was shooting skeet. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1494 Look like Congressman Roberts has finally decided to bring in the intelligence committee. 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
1495 His firm is the target of a probe. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1496 Didn't George have five bodyguards last time? 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
1497 Is it more worrying that they know our open carry laws or that they already have an attorney? 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
1498 Jurisdiction won't be an issue this time. 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
1499 Guess I never realized how long the long arm of the law really was. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
1500 Uber is so passé. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1501 I thought his new job was with Universal Pictures 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
1502 Apparently it's a class-action invasion! 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1503 ET phone lawyer 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
1504 Business travel just isn't the same since the pandemic. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1505 This must be about that petition for universal background checks 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1506 Lawyers are all alike 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1507 They said they have some listings in our price range. 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
1508 Oh yes! I was so hoping he'd make new friends on his holiday. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1509 Unfortunatly, they're right, 30,000,000 years ago, earth was once a part of Zeldron! 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
1510 Run Stanley! They’re litigious! 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
1511 That one at the back looks like he means business. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
1512 Take us to your lawyer 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1513 Honey, I don’t think this is what you meant when you asked our accountant to find a few more deductions! 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
1514 Oh my God, it's an attorney! 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
1515 They're from the Litigious Star cluster. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1516 Their lawyer must be out of this world. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1517 I told you it wasn't funny when they abducted our lawyer. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
1518 Bezos has started an exchange program. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
1519 Is that Jimmy Hoffa? 1.2875 0.06934 80 64 9 7
1520 A field trip? Well, this is a field, I suppose. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1521 That tie makes him so conspicuous! 1.2874 0.06521 87 69 11 7
1522 Are you sure we took the right exit? 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1523 Hi, Mom and Dad. Long time no see. These are your grandkids. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1524 I think this is "Back to the Future!" 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1525 Good grief,they brought their lawyer! 1.2874 0.06919 87 71 7 9
1526 When we were kids it was the British invasion. What's this? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1527 You start to worry when you see the accountant. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1528 Apparently, the universal language is legalese. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1529 I’m afraid of the one carrying the briefcase 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1530 Your reservation was for two! 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
1531 I thought your brother said he was only bringing three guests for Thanksgiving. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1532 It seems E.T. phoned his representation. 1.2871 0.06188 101 81 11 9
1533 Sell out. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1534 Daddy’s home. 1.2870 0.05491 115 90 17 8
1535 It seems negotiations are back on the table. 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
1536 I didn’t realize he was still working remotely. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1537 My clients claim they left their pet dinosaurs on your planet and you let them die? 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1538 I think we're about to get sued. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1539 They were no match for private equity. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1540 It seems the Covid travel restrictions have been lifted 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1541 Roger? You wrote "invitation" not "invasion" right? 1.2857 0.05591 112 88 16 8
1542 Will you still have time to prepare our tax returns this year? 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1543 I would have sided on Friend until the last one stepped out. 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1544 Frank DID say he was bringing some unusual people to dinner 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1545 Accounting …The final frontier. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1546 They brought their anal probate attorney. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1547 Uh-oh, I think we’re being downsized. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1548 Well, we heard about you earthlings, so we decided to bring along a good lawyer 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1549 Close Encounters with Legal Representation 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1550 According to our lawyer, resistance is futile. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1551 We're returning this specimen. It's faulty. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1552 Watch Out!! That dude's carrying a briefcase! 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1553 Don't say anything. They brought their lawyer. 1.2857 0.05981 98 77 14 7
1554 Their lawyer says our rover killed their cat. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1555 Don't get too excited, I'm sure there's a non disclosure agreement involved... 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1556 Lawyers - always lawyers! 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1557 They only accept bitcoin. 1.2857 0.06497 91 73 10 8
1558 Oh no—their legal team is from Cahf Throdog Wgah'nagl llll Fahff llll Kadishtuor ot Ahuh'eog & Proctor. 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1559 ''Tax time again.'' 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
1560 Oh,Look--It is Donald Trump, Jr.. I would expect Marjorie Taylor Greene 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
1561 This is why I want Billy to go to law school. He'll never go hungry. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
1562 Oh it's an invasion all right. 1.2857 0.05012 105 78 24 3
1563 Do you think they’ve been Covid tested? 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1564 He’ll only say that he’s working for the government. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1565 My clients would like you to refrain from using the term "abduction" to describe our partnership. 1.2844 0.05842 109 87 13 9
1566 I love a parade. 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
1567 Does your brother always need to bring an entourage? 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1568 Looks like they brought their immigration lawyer this time. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1569 Looks like Clark may have had a few close encounters!" 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1570 The IRS is outsourcing again. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
1571 Well, so much for the wall. 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
1572 Oh, they are advanced. They’ve got a Wall Street lawyer. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
1573 And you complained when a Starbucks showed up on our block. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
1574 Oh God! This is bad.... they brought their attorney! 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
1575 Oh good. Our shuttle's here. 1.2842 0.04652 95 68 27 0
1576 Well if Bob is complying with the 'Return to Office' mandate, I don't see how we'll be allowed to continue working from home. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1577 I didn’t know the 2nd amendment was universal. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1578 They brought their lawyer? 1.2841 0.07036 88 73 5 10
1579 You boys don't need a lawyer for those ray guns. This here's an open-carry state. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1580 He insisted on a job that paid in crypto... 1.2841 0.05098 88 64 23 1
1581 Looks like they're serious about negotiating a hostile takeover. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1582 They're saying that it's not an alien invasion, just legitimate intergalactic discourse. 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
1583 Sure. Take the R line to Canal Street. The ICE office is on the 9th Floor. 1.2841 0.06654 88 71 9 8
1584 Looks like the NRA is really branching out. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
1585 Invasions have gotten much more official these days……….. 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
1586 They're suing us for talking about our abduction? I don't remember signing an NDA! 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1587 Uh oh. It's the legal team from the Intergalactic Rife Association. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1588 Run! Tax invasion! 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
1589 Oh my god! They can't park there. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
1590 Honey, that's Jeff Wilson, he totally flunked out of law school..." 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
1591 We don’t WANT him back! 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
1592 Honey, I know this. One of these is not like the other. 1.2830 0.05958 106 85 12 9
1593 Now I know why my attorney hasn’t been returning my phone calls. 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
1594 Oh, isn't that one cute with his briefcase and eyeglasses. 1.2828 0.05927 99 78 14 7
1595 4 bobble heads with guns come off a space ship with a businessman. Yep. Just another day in New York City! 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1596 Take you to our head of legal? 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1597 On his planet he’s an eccentric. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1598 Herb believes no alien is illegal. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1599 Take us to your taxes. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1600 Doesn't it seem like business class is a different world. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1601 Looks like they’re ready to challenge the rights to the Star Wars franchise in court. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1602 He’s with the NRA. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1603 Whenever they bring legal counsel it never ends well. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1604 I didn't know Harold was the bag man for the Arcturians. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1605 I don't care what they do to you. I'm not signing a non-disclosure agreement 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1606 Well, at least he's not working for Deutsche Bank anymore. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1607 See Henry! That's why you don't do your own taxes. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1608 Thanks, but we don't want him back. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1609 Oh no, aliens evolve into salesmen too! 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1610 He rarely settles out of court, let alone outer space. 1.2821 0.05443 78 57 20 1
1611 You think they’ll work at Tesla with him? 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1612 I never said you were crazy - that was more Harold's opinion...! 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1613 The universe is contracting. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1614 I guess Elon Musk has made it to Mars 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1615 Never mind the ray guns. They brought their LAWYER! 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1616 Can you please stop bringing your work home with you? 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1617 I still think they're illegal aliens. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1618 The little green men don’t scare me. I just hope the guy in the school suit isn’t insurance salesman. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1619 Dang, they came back with their lawyer. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1620 Isn't that Peter Sellers? 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1621 See mom,I told you I made friends. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
1622 Awesome! I have alien invasion on my 2022 bingo card. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1623 Frank, you still haven't made partner? 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1624 I thought they said “Take me to your lawyer” 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1625 Must be the Kardashians of the alien world. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1626 No candy for that one! 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1627 Oh my God, it’s Jimmy Hoffa! 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1628 Capitalism really does speak to everyone. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1629 Oh no, it’s Zorg, Zorg, Zorg, Zorg and FinkelsteinPC! 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1630 Damn! We forgot to file the galactic taxes… 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1631 Oh no, it's Phil- pretend you don't see him! 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
1632 Look Honey,another group of undocumented aliens with their translator. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1633 Oh my God! Lawyers, rayguns and money! 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1634 Oh no Sidney, they brought their accountant 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1635 I think they said, "Take me to your lawyer." 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1636 It's time we defunded the aliens. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1637 Upon his return home from fantasy camp, Bob’s friends couldn’t believe how relaxed he looked. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1638 Did they say take me to your lawyer?.. 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
1639 Just another ZOOM meeting. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1640 He’s their HR representative. He’s here to make sure the only thing probing are their questions. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1641 Oh dear,they brought their lawyer. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1642 I thought they were more advanced 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1643 I couldn't wait till next week so I went with same day delivery. 1.2796 0.06371 93 75 10 8
1644 I didn't know Joe was made a partner at Xzlblorg and Zort. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1645 Business as usual I see! 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1646 It appears they really want "To Serve Man". 1.2796 0.06185 93 74 12 7
1647 I think he’s your father. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
1648 Take us to your agent. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
1649 He must handle the licensing. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1650 You should ask them for the name of their barber. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1651 This is obviously a hostile takeover 1.2791 0.06544 86 69 10 7
1652 Well I think that’s a pretty good sign their willing to try negotiating first. 1.2791 0.06544 86 69 10 7
1653 Proof that men are from Mars! 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
1654 I’m told this is a legal invasion. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1655 Great, another boy band. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1656 I thought aliens would have evolved. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1657 They told me a spaceship had landed with strange and disturbing men, but I only see one. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
1658 So that's what our son has been doing all these years. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
1659 They must be serious this time, they have their lawyer! 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1660 You could've told me you were bringing your friends from work. 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1661 Greetings, we’re here to reach you about your card extended warranty 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1662 If history tells us anything, now is not the time to negotiate.” 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1663 Looks like they’ve lawyered up to protect their inalienable rights. 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1664 That last one looks a lot like Elon, doesn’t he? 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1665 We come in pleas. 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
1666 We come in peace. We can insure that. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1667 Oh, damn! Are you kidding me? They didn't tell me they were bringing their auditor! 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1668 How menacing! And the aliens too... 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1669 I don’t like it. That’s a deluxe, hard shell, locking briefcase. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1670 An alien invasion just got really scary. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1671 Oh, no, the E.T.s brought a J.D. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1672 Take me to your banker. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1673 Take us to your leader's lawyer. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1674 Omg it’s worse than I ever imagined…they brought their lawyer! 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1675 Oh No. It's The Goverment 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1676 I see that Human Resources had to get creative in their employee recruiting efforts. 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
1677 They look ready to stand their ground. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
1678 I guess the era of 'working from home planet' is over. 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
1679 Oh no, they've turned our son into a lawyer 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1680 That is so weird! I thought Brian Epstein was dead. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1681 Wow, of all the religions, it was Scientology that was right. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
1682 Now there is a good excuse for missing your birthday party. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1683 The probing will be less painful than the audit 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1684 Isn't that your brother? Guess he was serious about switching his primary residence to a place with no income taxes! 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
1685 I think that's Spielberg's agent. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1686 Oh, oh. Four lawyers and a zombie! I think we are in trouble. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
1687 They’re here on the hairdresser visa 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1688 We should be OK as long as the lawyer stays at the back 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1689 Our Supreme Court recognizes your right “to carry”. You don’t need your attorney. 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1690 Oh my God! This is about Voyager, isn’t it? 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1691 I’m glad they brought a negotiator. 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1692 So that’s what he meant when he said he was leaving to open up a satellite office. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1693 Don’t worry, dear. It’s just another corporate invasion. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1694 We don't stand a chance. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1695 You don't have to worry about getting sued. We don't have that leader any more. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1696 Welcome to the Twilight Zone! 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1697 Cousin Barry?! 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
1698 Oh no, they've returned our leader. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1699 Still making his kids wear masks. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1700 I told you Bob has one heck of a commute. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1701 oh looks like a tough day in space 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1702 Honey, see how good your head would look if you just shaved it all off? 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1703 Lawyer or not, the HOA says 'Only four residents per dwelling.' 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1704 Oh my God! They've captured Rudy Giuliani! 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1705 Travel really DOES change people. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1706 I hope he remembered to bring back our lawn mower. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1707 Oh, my God! He's got a briefcase! 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1708 Take us to your Chief Financial Officer!” 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1709 He’s a close accountant of the third kind. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1710 We better watch what we say. They brought their lawyer for First Contact! 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1711 They brought their Acquisitions lawyer 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1712 I'm sure they have a green card. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1713 The scary one is at the back 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
1714 The commute's a real drag, but he says the weekends totally make it worthwhile ... 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1715 Oh, no! They brought their lawyer. Now we're screwed." 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1716 Oh my! Junior said he was bringing home a few friends for Spring Break! 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
1717 See what happens when you don't build a wall? 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
1718 Oooh good good! He's got the briefcase .. I'm sure He's from Publisher's Clearing House. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
1719 Mon and Dad, meet my sons. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
1720 ......and attorneys are from Mars 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
1721 Mulder! You're late again. Put your ray guns away and go straight to bed. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1722 I understand that the IRS is outsourcing 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
1723 Please God, no! An insurance salesman! 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1724 We now have to say "alleged" probing. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
1725 I told you ignoring the HOA list of approved colors for our shutters was a mistake. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1726 They just got here and already they've lawyered up! 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
1727 These legal aliens are ruining this country. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1728 You think they look weird? Wait till you see his wife. 1.2754 0.07411 69 56 7 6
1729 The laws are the same everywhere in the Universe. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1730 Looks like a hostile takeover. 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1731 It's true. Wherever there's a crash, there's a lawyer. 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1732 I knew the Bezos and Musk space race would lead to nothing good. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1733 It's a bad sign that there's a lawyer with them. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1734 Is it the sidearms that scare me or the briefcase? 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1735 I guess we do need the alien insurance rider 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
1736 It's a tax invasion! 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1737 I guess they're here to enforce the Second Amendment. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1738 This isn't the type of illegal aliens that we usually help, Bill" 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1739 Years of staying hidden, now they want credits. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1740 Whoa, the IRS is getting tough. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
1741 Did they capture him or did he sell them all insurance? 1.2747 0.04958 91 67 23 1
1742 They just flew in from New Mexico! 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1743 Someone’s been a bad boy 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1744 Sheldon! You're home! 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1745 Oh #@!~*!! They've got a lawyer. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1746 Always knew lawyers prices were out of this world... 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1747 Looks like a hostile takeover to me. That guy is from Goldman. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1748 We've had enough of your Men in Black 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1749 Well, we were told that sleep away camp might change them 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1750 I wish you guys would just get back together so we don't have to fly every weekend. 1.2745 0.05054 102 77 22 3
1751 Looks like they want a non-disclosure agreement. 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1752 I told you not to aim your laser pointer at them. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1753 It appears they're returning the lawyer who was abducted last week. 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
1754 Hmm, it looks like they mean business. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
1755 It looks like they are willing to negotiate 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
1756 These corporate strong arm tactics are getting out of hand! 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
1757 You’re screwed. They brought that former Russian diplomat, Ivan Kutznutsov, along! 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1758 I told you Marvin would be on this flight! 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
1759 This is surreal, George! Martians 'opening carrying', followed by the NRA's lead attorney. The NRA got to the Red Planet FIRST 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1760 It's an invasion of legal aliens! 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1761 Oh, they're legal aliens! 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1762 Oh great, another alien appropriation. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1763 My clients saw your Airbnb listing on the Cloud. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1764 The nearest restroom would be the Starbucks on East 63rd Street. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1765 Don't they require masks on your plane? 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1766 He has FOUR guards! 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1767 Isn’t he the guy from Trump’s accounting firm ? 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1768 Our lawyer says you have decided to sell Manhattan & accepted our offer for the low price of $24- dollars converted to Bitcoins just like your ancestor. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1769 I bet their lawyer's rates are astronomical. 1.2737 0.06068 95 76 12 7
1770 I start to worry when the lawyers get involved. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1771 They're obviously not friendly. They brought their lawyer. 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1772 See, it’s not so hard to go back to the office. 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1773 Great, now the ACLU is forcing Critical Alien Theory on us! 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
1774 You know this is trouble. They brought their lawyer. 1.2727 0.06410 88 71 10 7
1775 The last one looks scary. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
1776 Have you come to stop our TV from buffering 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1777 Have you got a better leader? 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1778 They're attracted by the great mortgage rates. 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
1779 You have to adopt all four 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1780 Oh my God! One looks just like us! But, then, he's the only one not carrying a gun! That doesn't seem right. 1.2727 0.04936 99 74 23 2
1781 My friends needed a place to crash. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1782 Oh, no! They've come to invade and audit! 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
1783 Looks like they're finally serious about buying -- they brought their accountant this time. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1784 I told you sleep-away camp was a bad idea for the kids 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
1785 Looks like they're serious this time. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1786 He brought the kids! 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1787 Better warn Spielberg. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
1788 Our lawyer Fred is here to make sure this acquisition goes smoothly. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
1789 I'm guessing the paperwork for "coming in peace" has got more onerous. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1790 Oh, the Porta Potty is to your left and it does take cryptocurrency. 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
1791 Who's the funny looking man in the back? 1.2727 0.05888 99 79 13 7
1792 I feel more threatened by their lawyer. 1.2718 0.06045 103 84 10 9
1793 OMG! They brought their lawyer. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1794 Clearly they’re not forms of higher intelligence. 1.2718 0.05885 103 83 12 8
1795 Something tells me this will also include a tax probe. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1796 I always said you don’t need big brains to work with numbers. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1797 We have brought your Leader! 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1798 Not here. He's in the Kremlin. 1.2717 0.06202 92 74 11 7
1799 Looks like the universe is FULL of Beatles tribute bands. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1800 Would you like to hear my lawyer joke? 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
1801 Looks like they’re expecting trouble. They’ve brought their own personal injury attorney. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1802 It's hard to adopt these days. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1803 Everyone needs a good accountant. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1804 Awww, cute, adorable, harmless, attorney - RUN!!! 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
1805 Well at least Jimmy’s SpaceX camp was… immersive… 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1806 Oh boy, they mean business. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
1807 Take me to your previous leader. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1808 Mr. and Mrs. Osborn, you are hereby served notice that your use of a telescope for purposes of claimed astronomy“hobby” is in violation of privacy rights to my client. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1809 That Donald is such a wannabe 1.2716 0.06807 81 66 8 7
1810 Oh no! We're adopting twins not quadruplets! 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
1811 Looks like these aliens plan to seek permanent residency. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1812 Who’s the funny looking guy? 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
1813 I hope they like pizza. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
1814 Oh, no, you definitely don’t want to get off here. 1.2716 0.04973 81 59 22 0
1815 We come in legally-binding, non-negotiable peace. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1816 Is this about the star you bought me? 1.2714 0.07315 70 57 7 6
1817 Honey, I think they're planning to adopt us legally! 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1818 At this point with the world as is, this is a surprisingly normal thing to see. 1.2710 0.05722 107 86 13 8
1819 The lawyer says they want 35 per cent of the Area 51 merchandise sales and 50 per cent of the box office revenues of the x-files movie 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1820 But we don't have a leader. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1821 See? I told you the sixties were coming back. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1822 Clearly, the era of remote work is over 1.2708 0.06191 96 78 10 8
1823 I should have read the AirBNB fine print 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
1824 This is all my fault. I could have sworn they said, "Take me to your lawyer". 1.2708 0.06012 96 77 12 7
1825 Oh, God! Not an eminent domain claim! 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1826 Be careful,the lawyer has a probe. 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1827 It’s an invasion. First thing we do, let’s kill the lawyer 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1828 I miss the days when you could get probed by aliens without having to sign an NDA first. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1829 No, our bag of Candy Corn is not a mass grave for your missing children. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1830 OH John. I'm so Happy you've brought your children. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1831 Uh oh, they're here. -- Are you looking for the New Yorker's cartoon editor? Third house on the right. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1832 She said she would be on this flight? 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1833 They brought a lawyer! 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
1834 Yes, it's a hostile takeover, Spencer! Can't you see they brought their lawyer?! 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
1835 Maybe he didn't get the memo on casual Friday? 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1836 His fees are out of this world. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
1837 Forget the lasers. The tall one at the back is carrying a briefcase. Watch him. 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
1838 Space is the one place where the White Guy is at the end of the line. 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
1839 Where are the cute ones like from Close Encounters? 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
1840 So much for your Human Resources Department's commitment to diversity! 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1841 They said they had enough points to travel intergalactically and here they are!!!! 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
1842 Don't you think it's strange our son travels with an attache case and no luggage? 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
1843 We have your husband. We're from France. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1844 We come from Planet Trump. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1845 And we all thought that Bert just disappeared after Law School 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1846 Don't be too eager, Harold. And don't sign anything until you've read it carefully. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1847 Which one of you is the immigration attorney? 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1848 I assume you're their attorney. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
1849 Is this because of my car’s extended warranty?! 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1850 I warned you that I would take our dispute to a higher court! 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1851 They brought a lawyer with them, this can't be good! 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
1852 It's the worst kind of probe. The legal probe. 1.2692 0.04779 104 78 24 2
1853 It just got worse. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1854 Alan always likes to make an entrance. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
1855 Oh oh, aliens! 1.2692 0.05672 104 83 14 7
1856 Is that the new Tesla? 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1857 we don't want to talk to him about extended warranty either! 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
1858 Jeremy, always the follower. 1.2692 0.05672 104 83 14 7
1859 It's bad enough that we're being invaded, but they brought their lawyer too. 1.2692 0.04779 104 78 24 2
1860 What does their negotiator mean by "Mars will be left open as a humanitarian corridor?" 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
1861 That'a the CEO of a gun company. I had heard he'd been abducted by aliens. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1862 I feel like you're alienating the kids from me. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
1863 Mork, Mork, Mork, Mork and Johnson -- we will defend your inalienable rights! 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1864 I'll have what she's having. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
1865 Noone goes anywhere without their accountant these days 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
1866 It looks like Bobby was in coach! 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1867 He may not have a laser gun, but he’s still the scariest of the lot. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1868 I said to bring me the *salient* people. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1869 I don't think this is their first time here. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1870 Oh... they're practicing Martian Law 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1871 Oh no!...I shouldn't have ignored their Non-Disclosure Agreement. Now they're showing up with their lawyer 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1872 We either have an 'alien' problem or 'a lien' problem. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1873 The thought that they would file a lawsuit was alien to me. 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
1874 Whoa! I guess these lifeforms aren't all intelligent. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
1875 Looks like we lose either way. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
1876 Sorry to make you come all the way down here, but the deadline to file is tomorrow! 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1877 Todd is getting home a lot faster with his new car pool and he's saving a fortune on gas. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
1878 Florp, Glorp, Blorp, Klorp, and our counsel, Mr Lefkowitz. Take us to your courthouse. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1879 You are welcome to our country, but please leave your guns and your lawyer in the spaceship. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1880 This time, don’t call X!z2b ‘Norbert.’ 1.2680 0.05956 97 78 12 7
1881 Which one is Jonathan? I TOLD him to use sun screen. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1882 . . . .We can’t take you there…we have no Leader! 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1883 Wayne...you bastard! 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1884 Close encounters of the party of the third part. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
1885 Well! I see Harry finally found a job! 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1886 Who’s that behind our children? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1887 Looks like your relatives want something. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1888 I'm not the leader! He is! 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1889 They’re saying something about returning him for tax season, but then they want him back.” 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1890 Oh, no. I think we're being served. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1891 Didn't they say they would be representing themselves? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1892 Now I realize that UFO stands for unidentified financial officer 1.2673 0.05610 101 80 15 6
1893 Your brother is selling magazines again; he looks pretty serious about it this time." 1.2673 0.05783 101 81 13 7
1894 Their accounting is out of this world 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
1895 Annnnd here's the suit with the NDAs. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1896 But we specifically said we didn't want our leader back. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1897 This doesn’t look good, they brought their attorney! 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1898 Well, our lawyer says punitive damages are entirely appropriate in a probing case. 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
1899 Even they have their own attorney. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1900 I warned you not to spoil the Wordle. 1.2667 0.06281 90 73 10 7
1901 Bob, are you kidding me? I got you declared dead years ago and I'm married to Dave now! 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1902 His LSAT scores must have been out of this world. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1903 It's an ICE operation, and this time, we're the ones abducting and probing. 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
1904 Putin is our leader. Do you want directions? 1.2661 0.05628 109 88 13 8
1905 Oh no, they come to litigate! 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
1906 They're here to defend the universal right to carry. 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1907 Paul! You're taking immigration law too far, man. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1908 He must have been picked up before COVID. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1909 I thought Russians were supposed to be tall. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
1910 World domination doesn't require a lawyer. I think they must want some type of easement. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1911 'Oh no! Mars-a-tax!' 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1912 I guess they were saying "Take me to your LAWYER" all along 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1913 Relax, dear, they're after me...I should have mailed in that parking ticket last week." Rosanne Burke, New York City 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1914 Apparently they already found a lawyer. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
1915 So that must be where all of those IRS employees went. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
1916 Hey, now you're not the baldest guy on Earth. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1917 Uh oh. They brought their lawyer. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1918 This is where I work now. 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
1919 Maybe we can settle for half-world domination. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
1920 Apparently, plaintiffs’ lawyers will go to the ends of the Earth for their clients” 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1921 Ohmy gosh! Look!! Someone going back to an office!!! 1.2651 0.04874 83 61 22 0
1922 The 3:47 abduction must be running late. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1923 I hear the audit's even worse than the probe. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1924 Gasp! They've come back ... with a lawyer! 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1925 They come in three-piece. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1926 He’s from Klaatu, Barada & Nikto. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1927 I wish he had phoned home instead. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1928 I'm starting to think this isn't really a merger. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1929 Bob! Are you the accountant for the aliens? Or an alien accountant? 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
1930 You’ll have to speak to our lawyer! 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
1931 If our son feels we're going to feed and house his entire entourage, he must be living on another planet! 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
1932 Litigious invaders from Mars! 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
1933 They've lawyered up. Now we're in trouble. 1.2637 0.06218 91 74 10 7
1934 I'd say they are either going to sue or settle. 1.2636 0.04599 110 83 25 2
1935 In retrospect, I should have signed the pre-nup. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1936 He must have passed the Milky Way Bar. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1937 They don’t faze me. I’m worried about their lawyer. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1938 This is not what I meant when I encouraged him to be a world traveler. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
1939 Is that Ye 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1940 They heard that sanctions is the best way to defeat an enemy 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1941 Looks like them in-flight meals ain't getting any better. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1942 Gotta love family reunions." 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1943 They let business class off last again. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1944 I think that's him in the back. 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
1945 Take us and our accountant to your leader 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1946 Maybe we should have sent him to day camp? 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1947 I told you our lawyer's hourly rate was out of this world! 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1948 They're looking to diversify. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1949 Wow, attorneys do look alike EVERYWHERE! 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
1950 Klaatu dicta! 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1951 Oh no! This means they expect us to sign a non-disclosure agreement 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
1952 Heard you needed more ways to terrorize kids. (Satire) 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1953 So it's definitely a hostile takeover. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1954 We are powerless against their airtight non-disclosure agreements! 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1955 Ray guns AND a lawyer! We're doomed. 1.2623 0.04627 122 94 24 4
1956 They're coming after Steven Spielberg for copyright infringement. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1957 Well, Marv, looks like this is what you get now when you steal cable. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1958 I laughed at my brother, but I guess Beta Tauri was a real law school. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1959 Boy, everyone has an agent these days. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1960 Uh oh, I they’re back, and this time they’ve brought an immigration lawyer! 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1961 I told you this was a strange investment. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1962 Bernie! You are twenty years late with your Prom invite! 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
1963 I always suspected that lawyers were not really human. And I really should have known when Giuliani began leaking that weird black stuff. 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
1964 When you asked if I wanted to go see "Reagan and the Ray-gun-ETs," I thought they were a Motown group. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
1965 Sorry I’m late. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1966 The guy at the end looks like trouble. 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
1967 Well you said you wanted to speak with their manager 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
1968 I think we should still ask to see their vaccine cards. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1969 This is an abduction. But first, you must sign an NDA. 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
1970 Looks like Harvey had to sit Coach again! 1.2617 0.05839 107 88 10 9
1971 That's the closest our Republican Congressman has ever been to four aliens! 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
1972 Lead us to your taker. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
1973 we come in peace and with our lawyer 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
1974 Good Lord, whose my ex-husband bringing to the mediation session now? 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
1975 Do you still think I was exaggerating to say everyone on Earth has legal representation? 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1976 Take me to your arbitrator. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1977 Son, introduce us to your new friends. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1978 The rules are that he is supposed to be on a leash. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1979 Dear, at least the West let someone in. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1980 Corporate raiders come in all varieties but you can always spot the accountant 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1981 Oh no! It's the four spacemen of the apocalypse and their agent 1.2609 0.04856 92 69 22 1
1982 They've come to sue Hollywood for defamation. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1983 He's a lawyer... he's used to being probed. Maybe he even liked it. 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
1984 We don't have a chance--they've retained an attorney. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
1985 Are you sure this is our UberPool? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1986 The one in back looks like trouble! 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1987 Oh no …..it’s a foreign tax invasion !!! 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1988 Uh-oh... not only do they seem putwardly hostile, but they've brought representation. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1989 Wow, even aliens need an attorney ?! 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
1990 You couldn't call but now I'm expected to feed them dinner? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1991 Tell them they are in the wrong jurisdiction. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1992 Go home - to Mars or wherever you came from. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
1993 That lawyer's fee must be out of this world. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1994 Did you bring me back any souvenirs? 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1995 Watch this- they're gonna say they come in peace, and the lawyer is gonna say they came in self-defense. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1996 See, I told you we were supposed to bring our lawyer with us. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1997 So that's what he meant by writing 'out of this world candidate' on his resume. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1998 Sure, keep the Oscar envelopes secure. But Price Waterhouse and Coopers is going overboard with the optics. 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
1999 They call themselves "The Fab Four" 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2000 The trip was long but I was finally able to use my Latin. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2001 So, which one do you think is the lawyer? 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
2002 I think your brother is number 5. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
2003 Zap Diversity! 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
2004 Today was class picture day. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2005 I told you he'd be back. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2006 They knew to bring a lawyer 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2007 What is Charlie up to now? 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2008 We're all brothers, but the last guy was adopted. 1.2597 0.06768 77 63 8 6
2009 Do you think Dad expects to go right back to working at Sears? 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
2010 Look, I have nothing against aliens, but why did you need to bring four attorneys? 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2011 Leave it to the gun lobby. They're already lawyered up. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2012 They are looking for Stielberg to talk about copyright infringement. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2013 Oh my God! They came with their lawyer. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2014 I guess he didn't want to work remotely any more 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2015 Meet the ETles. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2016 Gerry, I think they're on to your funny money payoff. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2017 Hopefully, they only probed his briefcase. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2018 You take the first four to our leader and I'll take the last one to court! 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2019 Now I’m worried. They brought their lawyer. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2020 It's that lawyer from the billboard. He's serious about representing anyone! 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2021 No one goes anywhere anymore without their lawyer, 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2022 Look at that hideous one with the four eyes and the briefcase! 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2023 Oh no! They’ve got lawyers! 1.2589 0.05343 112 90 15 7
2024 How cool! I didn’t know “Big Head Todd and the Monsters” were playing in town. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2025 Mother Earth says she is tired and her work is thru 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2026 I think I see Michael, but who's the guy in the suit? 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2027 They must have heard about our inalienable rights. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2028 Oh no they hired an attorney. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2029 Who's the guy in the suit? 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2030 We’re just meeting. Do we really need to talk to your attorney? 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2031 Take us to your head accountant. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2032 It's NOT for sale! 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2033 We’ll trade our leader for Trump. 1.2588 0.06515 85 70 8 7
2034 Ok, we have a deal. Venus plus two moons for New Jersey. 1.2584 0.04933 89 67 21 1
2035 When we agreed to adopt aliens, we meant kids from Central America. 1.2584 0.04933 89 67 21 1
2036 I don't think Reece's Pieces are gonna do it, this time. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
2037 Don’t worry. Mary’s bound to be on the next Amazon shuttle. 1.2584 0.06297 89 73 9 7
2038 Did you do the Wordle? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2039 Must be an immigration attorney. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2040 When they said "sue for peace", I thought... 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2041 I told you he was an egghead. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
2042 How many times have l told you, Jim -- l'm just not comfortable around your sibs? 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2043 All I was going to tell you was that you are illegally parked! 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
2044 Looks like a UFO LBO! 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
2045 I think I’m most afraid of their representation. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2046 We come in-We come in-I've rehearsed this a million times. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2047 I bet their attorney bills by the light year. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2048 Wow, the family resemblance is uncanny. Now I see where you got your looks. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2049 This could be serious...they brought their lawyer. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2050 We represent the law firm Abduct'em Probe'em and Return'em 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
2051 Do you think he feels alienated? 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2052 We’ve declared the human race unfit to care for a planet. We’re taking over as guardians of Earth. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2053 Nope, you were right. They did say ‘take me to your lawyer.’ 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2054 I think Mr. Musk went a little far this time. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2055 This wasn't in the summer camp brochure! 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2056 We're from Martian, Martian, and Stern. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2057 Is there no sanctuary from lawyers left in the universe? 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
2058 Looks like they have come for our taxes. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2059 He’s wearing glasses now! 1.2571 0.07248 70 58 6 6
2060 I thought the Men In Black were on our side...!!! 1.2571 0.07248 70 58 6 6
2061 They insist on identifying as cyan. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
2062 They've done their homework — we are an open-carry galaxy. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2063 Washington at its best! 1.2568 0.06954 74 61 7 6
2064 Look Harry, they abducted our attorney. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2065 Harold always seems to have the weirdest clients 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2066 Great, now rent is gonna skyrocket. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2067 Crap, they brought a lawyer 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2068 I'd heard Steve was doing pro bono work with illegal aliens. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2069 The exchange students have arrived! 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2070 It's Bill Barr! 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2071 If they can get them, how come they can't get Trump? 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2072 He did text me that our grandsons are all their mother. 1.2564 0.06933 78 65 6 7
2073 Don’t worry honey. They brought their attorney to negotiate. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2074 We're bringing him back. He pointed out that experimenting on him would send our insurance premiums through the roof. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2075 I guess we should have read the terms of service. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2076 The future of historical re-enactments. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2077 No one is safe from the IRS. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2078 Hey, this is Santa Fe. You’re supposed to land in Roswell. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2079 How was you trip to Nevada Stan? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2080 I told you we should have renewed our auto warranty! 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2081 Looks like Goldman Sachs just won the first Martian IPO deal 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2082 Not this year, okay? 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2083 Four Martians and a lawyer? Okay, now I'm scared. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2084 You know times have changed when the aliens need to bring a lawyer. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2085 What do they need a lawyer for? Head adjustment claims? 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2086 Do you think they’ll demand a change of venue? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2087 There are only four. We need five for basketball! 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2088 I shouldn't have skimmed the terms of service. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2089 Pictured:Elon Musk,Jeff Bezos,Richard Branson and friends. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
2090 Great! Another legal probe... 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2091 The year is 2094, private enterprise rules over humanity's destiny among the stars, and the Bezos family is back from vacation. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2092 Hey look ! There is Milton with his mother in laws children ! 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2093 He's been working remote. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2094 Humanity is doomed. They brought their lawyer. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2095 Maybe you shouldn't have laughed when you told the accountant our tax bill was from Outer Space. I think they're here to collect. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2096 You can’t park on the grass! 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2097 Eric Adams wanted offices full again. They’re the only ones who would come back. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2098 New IRS hires 1.2553 0.04522 94 70 24 0
2099 They are seizing this ship until the "little green men" can prove they are not Russian Oligarchs. 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
2100 Sorry, the kids and I had to leave Mars, my wife said she needed some space 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
2101 Oh no! We're being audited! 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2102 Dave really will try anything avoid going back to in-person work 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2103 We’d like to buy some property. 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
2104 Yep, a discrimination lawsuit against the hat companies! 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
2105 Freddy, you're thirty-five years old. Isn't it time you stopped bringing home strays? 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2106 He used to be an ambulance chaser. Now look at him. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2107 I told you they would bring back Ed. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2108 We are here to negotiate your surrender Earthlings 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
2109 But we wanted to adopt from this galaxy! 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
2110 Uh oh, they have representation. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
2111 We're suing you for alien nation of affection. 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
2112 Their spaceship must be out of order. 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
2113 You married and had 4 kids ??…about time that you told us!! 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
2114 It's a long commute, but he makes a helluva salary! 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2115 I see Ed has completed his corporate training. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2116 Welcome Home, Bob. Are these your kids? 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2117 I don't trust the tall one. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2118 Oh, I see they have brought their agent with them 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2119 Maybe we should have opted for day camp instead. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
2120 That's odd--they usually arrive on a Thursday. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
2121 Aliens you say? Probably British, they've already formed a queue. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2122 He said he’d finally found a way to pay off his student loans. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2123 Oligarch. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2124 They've brought their lawyer, now I'm really worried. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2125 Children returning from Bezoz Summer Space Camp 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2126 We can now definitively state that they do not 'come in peace.' 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2127 It looks like Jeff Bezos has taken a quantum leap past Elon Musk. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2128 I'm afraid they really mean business this time. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2129 They've obviously studied our litigious culture and lawyered up" 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2130 Dammit! They're bringing him back! 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2131 Klaatu barada nikto doesn't seem to work for these guys. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
2132 I am insulted that they think taking Earth is a one lawyer job 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
2133 I suppose all illegal aliens do have a right to a lawyer... 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2134 What’s with the guy in the suit? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2135 Remember. If we want grandkids we have to trust his choices. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
2136 I hope they brought their own toilet paper 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2137 I told you they’re going to want to own the movie rights to the alien invasion 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2138 All he said was that he got a great deal on the tickets. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2139 Oh my goodness, are we being audited by the IRS? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2140 Can we beam the human back? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2141 I told you not to torrent that alien porn. 1.2530 0.06604 83 69 7 7
2142 Extra extra terrestrials?! At least we know the supply chain is functioning on some other planet. 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
2143 Oh! My God! Is that a lawyer From Mars 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
2144 It’s Schneider, from “Schneider, Schneider and Roth”! I guess they really will represent anyone. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2145 He must be here to keep it unidentified 1.2530 0.04801 83 62 21 0
2146 Make sure to read the fine print before getting on the flying saucer, Dave. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2147 I am most concerned about their lawyer 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2148 He's the last one, Dad. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2149 another tax, for what? 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2150 My clients are here to support Ukraine. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2151 I wonder how much their lawyer charges. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2152 A little warning you were bringing guests for lunch would have been nice. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2153 They added him pro hac vice. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2154 Oh, oh. We're in big trouble. They brought their lawyer. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2155 He's their immigration lawyer 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
2156 Oh no! We're in for a legal probe! 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
2157 I didn't know they were bringing their nerd with them. 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
2158 Negotiations were inconclusive. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2159 Big deal. Wait until they see how many lawyers we have. 1.2529 0.06584 87 73 6 8
2160 Nobody is going to believe this! You never see a businessman in a suit and tie these days. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2161 They must be the SOF the FBI hired for our space wars with Russia. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2162 Sure, it’s a little bit of a commute, but you wouldn’t believe what you can get outside of the city. 1.2527 0.04840 91 69 21 1
2163 Before you ask: Yes, I registered as a foreign agent...and yes, they have the right to bear arms. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2164 Don't worry, I think they just want to litigate. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2165 This must be a close encounter of the fourth kind. 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
2166 There’s lawyers and guns, but do they have money? 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2167 They want visitation rights 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2168 Told you this would be an other-worldly experience. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2169 I really don't care what you think the odds of our getting audited are now, Mel. 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
2170 Why am I more worried about the guy in the suit? 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2171 Oh great, now EVERYONE is moving in on those apartments the Russians are selling! 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2172 Look Harold, our son has returned at last. But which one is he? 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
2173 I hear he bills in lightyears. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
2174 I knew we shouldn't have itemized that alien tax credit last year. 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
2175 I'm guessing this isn't our campsite. 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
2176 This can't be good. They brought a lawyer! 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2177 Four of them want to see our leader and one wants to see last year’s income tax report. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2178 They don't seem that dangerou...RUN! 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2179 CPA plus UFO can only equal one thing....IRS audit! 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2180 Oh no! They’ve brought a lobbyist. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2181 We never just talk anymore. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2182 If I'd known how alienated he felt, I would have bought him a space suit! 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2183 No way we're signing an NDA this time, Buster! 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2184 Did you get the milk, dear? 1.2500 0.06532 84 70 7 7
2185 Groucho, Chico, Harpo, Zeppo...and Gummo...always the strait guy 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
2186 Looks like Gerald has gained some support for his neighborhood watch program. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2187 Ever since he saw that Spielberg movie from the 70s, he has been wanting to make an entrance like this. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2188 Now they bring their own lawyer . . . 1.2500 0.05444 108 88 13 7
2189 Oh no, they have briefcases! 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2190 I think they've figured out how to conquer us. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2191 OMG honey! You got me a private performance from the Blue Man Group?” 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2192 They used to work for IBM. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2193 Lawyers look the same all across the universe. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2194 Honey, did you remember to file our galactic taxes this year? 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2195 Here they come, more Californians to buy up Montana real estate at outrageous prices. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2196 How was the probe today, honey? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2197 Did they bring their attorney, PR man, agent or movie producer? 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2198 This lawyer knows a new client base when he sees one. 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
2199 I’m their lawyer. There defense is it says no invading countries but it does not say no invading planets. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2200 Didn't we tell the adoption agency we were looking for twins? 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
2201 Is the rest room free? 1.2500 0.06110 92 76 9 7
2202 If you really come in peace, why do you need a lawyer? 1.2500 0.07063 72 60 6 6
2203 Daniel must have gone into deep freeze. He hasn't changed a bit with the time warp. 1.2500 0.05000 76 57 19 0
2204 It's worse than I thought. They lawyered up. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2205 It’s their lawyer that I’m worried about. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2206 I think I'm more afraid of their lawyer. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
2207 Uh-oh! It’s Ooog, Ooog, Ooog, Ooog, and Mahoney! 1.2500 0.07063 72 60 6 6
2208 Well, we know they’ve got insurance. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2209 Oh no! They’ve returned with a lawyer. Now, I’m scared.” 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2210 Which one's from Texas? They all look alike. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2211 It's even worse than we feared; they've brought a lawyer. 1.2500 0.05592 104 85 12 7
2212 Chandler? 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2213 It took him 186 million light years to get his JD. 1.2500 0.06110 92 76 9 7
2214 It must be serious,it’s Green ,Green ,Green & Green, P.A.. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2215 Look, Dad! They’ve gone green. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2216 Do you think he can do my taxes? 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2217 Are you sure you called for an Uber?... 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2218 I hear their low fares are out of this world. 1.2500 0.05455 64 48 16 0
2219 Don’t they know they can’t park there? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2220 Guess there's no saving the planet this time - they're invoking eminent domain! 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2221 That's the lawyer the Martians hired. Now THEY know how it feels to get an anal probing. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2222 Can everyone get off the grass, please? Come on! Hey guys, I just reseeded that." 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2223 He did say his services were otherworldly 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2224 I heard you guys give good head (get it cause they have big forehead) 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2225 Oh thank God. They're just trying to sell us insurance. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2226 Are you sure these guys are from the Ukraine ? 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2227 ‘Are They Vaccinated?!!’ 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2228 One of Spielberg’s people…? 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2229 I was fine with it until I saw that they're bringing their attorney. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
2230 Oh good! They're scared of us, too. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2231 Honey, did you remember to pay the taxes on the cottage on Mars? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2232 His fees must be out of this world. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2233 Frankly, he's lightyears behind his cronies. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2234 The one carrying the launch codes looks terrifying 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2235 Space Force still seems so alien to me 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2236 The adoption's not going as planned. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2237 We always thought the aliens would send their military to invade. Turns out its mergers and acquisitions. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
2238 Oh damn - they have lawyers too! 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
2239 I remember Bob; he finished top of his class in property law. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2240 Honey, would you take them to our leader? I forgot to do today's Wordle. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2241 I’m glad Lawrence has found his happy place. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2242 This can't be good; they brought their lawyer." 1.2473 0.05853 93 76 11 6
2243 You said you were bring some friends that were feeling alienated lately, but.... 1.2473 0.04751 93 71 21 1
2244 You remembered the weed, right? 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
2245 Pretty sure he's their HIPAA compliance guy. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2246 OK. We'll come peacefully. But no NDA! 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
2247 I can't tell you what is most ominous of the things I am seeing. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2248 He's gone a lot but least he gets to claim mileage. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2249 They’re just like us, honey…vaccinated. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2250 Things really are opening up post-pandemic. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2251 They come in peace, under special "terms and conditions" 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2252 Now we're really in trouble. That's an IRS agent! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2253 I knew it would be trouble when your drone hit that UFO." 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2254 Maybe the man with the briefcase will know if we can adopt just one. We'll have to build another bedroom if we need to take all four. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2255 When George said his new job was front man for The Aliens, I thought it was a new rock n roll band. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2256 Our little space cadet is all grown up! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2257 Pluto's outsourcing legal these days. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2258 Zeke, this is not what we sent you to law school for! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2259 They brought their lawyer. Are we in trouble? 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2260 You’ve got the wrong Karen. 1.2471 0.06462 85 71 7 7
2261 Keanu Barrister Nicholso 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2262 Honey, I think this is a hostile takeover! 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2263 Nothing to see here... Simply another illegal alien case. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2264 They've got a realtor, but I'll bet he hasn't told them the median price of a home here. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2265 Apparently the probe will be immediately followed by probing questions. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2266 Looks like the away team is ready for negotiations. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2267 They must know they’re illegal aliens because they brought a lawyer. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2268 Their claims are out of this world, but at least their accountant stands behind them. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2269 Legal doesn't fit in at all. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
2270 CIA ? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2271 Did you have a fun weekend with Daddy? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2272 Do you think they charged extra for luggage? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2273 They didn't come here to buy. They just want to snoop through our open house. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2274 Looks like your ex-wife made first contact. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2275 I said "Bring four Mars Bars, not Mars pears!" 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
2276 To serve Wall Street? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2277 His boss said he could no longer work remotely. 1.2468 0.06956 77 65 5 7
2278 I suppose you did say you would travel for your new job. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
2279 Take us to your Elon. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2280 Looks like Buzz has been arrested again. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2281 I wonder...is his briefcase set to STUN or SUE? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2282 Which of these things is not like the other? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2283 Is it tax season already? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2284 We can’t tell Nicky—he WAS tall enough to ride. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2285 NOW they want a signed release before their probes! 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2286 Tipped off by all of the junk in outer space, I think they are here because of how poorly we humans are taking care of the planet. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2287 They got on at Mar-a-Lago! 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2288 Clever little buggers! First they zap you, then they sue you. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2289 I told you that naming that planet after your mother was a bad idea! 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2290 Okay now remember to call them ‘extraterrestrials’ instead of ‘aliens’ so we don’t get canceled. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2291 Looks like they've grown bored with 'Take us to your leader!' and decided instead to take their leader to us. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2292 Fingers crossed they are here to trademark 'We come in peace' 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2293 Looks like they're ready to negotiate a treaty. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
2294 should we call our lawyer? or NATO? 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2295 Looks like Iowa has finally been discovered by New Yorkers 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2296 I recognize The Pips, but that's not Gladys Knight. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2297 I heard they were outsourcing audit personnel, but this is ridiculous!” 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2298 Watch out for the one with a tie! 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2299 We come in search of a green card. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
2300 Mark did say his law practice was going out of this world. 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
2301 Oh No! Black & Decker sent their hand drill team and a lawyer!" 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2302 It looks serious, they came with their lawyer. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2303 I've been waiting 10 years for you to return home from work. Did you remember to pick up the milk? 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2304 I hope our home owners’ insurance covers this. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2305 You can always spot the lawyers 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
2306 Run! I think I see a lawyer. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2307 Didn't our application said we would host ONE alien for the international galactical summer program? 1.2451 0.05818 102 85 9 8
2308 Oh, great. This time they brought a publicist for their cookbook. 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
2309 Oh good, they brought an accountant! 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
2310 Martians AND a lawyer? We're doomed. 1.2449 0.05813 98 81 10 7
2311 Well that’s just great. Now the rent’s going to skyrocket. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
2312 I don't think they understand the gravity of this situation. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
2313 They don't seem happy about our gas prices. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2314 It's trouble, they brought a lawyer 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2315 Dang it, all we need are more traveling salesmen.. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2316 So, what's the plan for legal aliens? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2317 Must have stopped in Darien first. 1.2444 0.06183 90 75 8 7
2318 Looks like they found some legal justification for their take over. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2319 That’s why nobody knows about aliens…you have to sign an NDA 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2320 Uh Oh Bob, there's a man with a briefcase. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2321 We're not interested in taking over your planet. We just want you to give us the right of first refusal if you plan on selling out to any other civilization. 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2322 An accountant to verify their expense accounts. Impressive. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2323 I told you the adoption agency would come through. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2324 I think that one is what they call the reptilians. 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
2325 Oh dear, this is an official probe. 1.2442 0.06393 86 72 7 7
2326 OMG the aliens have landed! And look, their natural appearance is so utterly disgusting some are disguised as little green men! 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2327 The IRS guy is getting serious. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2328 You think they're going to want us to sign an NDA? 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2329 They mean business, especially that last one. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2330 I knew our lawyer was an alien. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2331 Oh no! Their planet is even more litigious than Earth! 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2332 That's D. B. Cooper who was never found! 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2333 Maybe we should send the kids to public school so they don't have to wear uniforms. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2334 Looks like there will be something to negotiate beyond "Surrender or Die!" That's encouraging. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2335 what is your return policy 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2336 Take me to your influencer 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2337 It looks like Earth is in for a final acounting. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2338 I hope we don't regret adopting all four . 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2339 He’s our security in disguise 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2340 We are here to make an offer you can't refuse 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2341 A lawyer and four aliens leave a space craft..... 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2342 Before you can be abducted by aliens, there's a nondisclosure agreement to sign in triplicate. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2343 Caption Writers from Outer Space 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
2344 So ambulance chasing really is universal ! 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2345 He seems bit alien. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2346 This better not be just a tricky way to deliver a summons. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2347 Is it just me, or is the one in the back wearing different shoes? 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
2348 This is not what I had in mind when you suggested that we foster strays! 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2349 Oh look honey, the crisis actors are here for the “alien invasion.” 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2350 Jimmy, tell your friends they can’t park there as the neighbours get upset. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2351 We're doomed, they brought lawyers! 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2352 I think we may be getting an astronomical offer. 1.2436 0.04892 78 59 19 0
2353 I'd heard Trump needed to go further afield for new accountants .... 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
2354 Ralph Nader says their faster-than-light spaceship is “unsafe at any speed.” 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2355 It’s a Star Chamber! Literally! 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2356 What are your rules on foreign investors? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2357 He must be from H.R. 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
2358 We don’t care if you have an attorney. You need six to play in the volleyball tournament. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2359 I told you that building a wall would NOT keep aliens out. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2360 They’re here to conquer Earth and negotiate the streaming rights to Friends. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2361 They're back... and this time they brought their lawyer. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2362 Fine, fine, you made bail, now what? Area 51? It's a zoo! 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2363 Can't be good if they are bringing an accountant 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
2364 I’ve read about him. This is the lawyer no one can stand! 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2365 What does he mean, ‘Take me to your CEO?’’ 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2366 Do you know where do we return this lawyer? 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2367 We come in peace,and lawsuits 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2368 Who's their mother? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2369 Harry, looks like another non/disclosure situation 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
2370 Oh wow Peter! The Space Camp brochure NEVER mentioned this! 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
2371 Oh, they were behind it. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
2372 Take us to your litigant. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2373 Another non-disclosure agreement? 1.2430 0.05449 107 88 12 7
2374 Did the Manson girls shave their heads? Weird 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2375 So, there is - there is intelligent life in the universe! Oh, wait, never mind; they brought a lawyer. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2376 Well, at first I was worried about the ray guns. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2377 This looks hostile. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2378 Well, if it isn’t Klaatu, Barada, the Nikto clones, and Shapiro. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
2379 Looks like our attorney had to fly space available. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2380 Clearly Elon Musk is offshoring. 1.2429 0.07176 70 59 5 6
2381 They’re asking to speak to our supervisor. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2382 You can’t escape the IRS anywhere! 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2383 Which one is Lieberman? 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
2384 I think that settles the question of intelligent life elsewhere. 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
2385 Well it looks like they have a perfectly legal justification for their invasion 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
2386 Don't worry, we're just here to buy some cryptocurrency. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2387 They came with a real estate agent! 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
2388 Where's Rork ??? 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2389 Clearly not a superior species 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2390 . . . and as you can see, the acquisition target is still without counsel. 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
2391 Your vaccine passports, please... 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2392 He's not who he claims to be and we are not four evangelists. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2393 Your son is an international sales man? Well, my son is a universal salesman." (Roman Gonzales, 14 years old 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2394 Be careful what you say, they brought their immigration lawyer! 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
2395 Harry! I thought you worked for Trump! 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
2396 Is this how San Francisco is replacing the police? 1.2418 0.06121 91 76 8 7
2397 Did not I tell you that our solar panels violated a building code? 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2398 I didn’t realize the Republicans were coming to our picnic! 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
2399 Hi, I'm Karen. You'd better turn around and get back into your ship or I'm going to be making a call. 1.2418 0.06121 91 76 8 7
2400 I get that you all come in peace but what about your lawyer? 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2401 How was summer camp? 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2402 I've brought along some willing potential employees for your business. I'm sure you'll find them cost efficient. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2403 I agree with you. Wordle has gotten tougher lately. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2404 Uh oh. It's never good when they show up with a lawyer. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
2405 One cosmic blast left. Aim for the lawyer! 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2406 I knew something was wrong when they said “take us to your lawyer”. 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2407 Well honey, at least they've got your forehead. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2408 No, not your leader; take us to your lawyer. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2409 4 to 3. The Grays win. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2410 Did you say, "Take us to your leader" or to your "lawyer" 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
2411 I knew we should have voted in that last election!! 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2412 I guess if they win this defamation suit, we'll have to start calling them "legal aliens." 1.2410 0.06320 83 69 8 6
2413 Did you decide to return to the office or did they force you? 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2414 George always was one to follow the crowd. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2415 They're obviously from Planet Walters and Frisch. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2416 Now I know why he preferred working from home. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2417 The ray guns don't frighten me, it's that attorney's briefcase! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2418 I think we need to keep an eye on the guy with the codes. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2419 They're back and they've brought their lawyer this time! 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2420 They came with legal representation. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2421 ‘We said ‘Take us to your leader,’ not ‘take us to the cheater!’ 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2422 You don't expect Martians to lawyer up. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2423 He's their Immigration Attorney. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2424 Yes, they're space aliens, but I'm still not convinced that this is evidence that intelligent life exists on other planets. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2425 Illegal aliens are taking over!! 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2426 Never abduct an IRS agent. 1.2404 0.05550 104 86 11 7
2427 He said he'd be wearing a suit, but he never mentioned glasses. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2428 These ones do legal probes. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2429 Their lawyer has a much smaller brain. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
2430 Too many abductions on your return. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2431 Oh my God, lawyers aren't human! 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
2432 I think we went with the wrong adoption agency! 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2433 Run! They got a lawyer! 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2434 They mean business this time. They brought lawyers, guns, and money! 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2435 I told you Timmy would make new friends after college. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
2436 Looks like they're lawyering up before they even try the abduct-and-probe. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2437 Oh, no. This time they've got a lawyer. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2438 Honey, I’m terrified; they brought a lawyer. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2439 Well they aren’t coming in peace if they brought their lawyer. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2440 Honestly, we were hoping you'd keep him. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2441 Oh no! I think we're about to have our taxes probed! 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2442 Just act like you belong, no one will notice a thing. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2443 Honey, what do we say when they ask who our leader is" 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2444 I warned him about fare-savers 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2445 Oh hey, isn’t that that guy from the X-Files? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2446 Sub-species of aliens arriving under guard, to join their kind who are already established here. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2447 'If the one with the briefcase says 'Take Me to Your Leader", we have a bigger problem. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2448 I'm from the adoption agency. You said you wanted children,but there might be a few problems. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2449 Heard you hired the best divorce lawyer on earth. So I found this guy. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2450 Hey look George,it 1.2386 0.06046 88 73 9 6
2451 I see they’ve brought their in-saucer lawyer. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2452 The tax man does get around. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2453 Could y’all give us a minute? We’re in the middle of something. 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2454 Complaining is universal. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2455 He just for scaring us. He’s only carrying their lunch. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2456 Where are the other three? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2457 "That's what you get for creating a story entitled "Teenage space aliens made me pregnant. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2458 Great, more foreigners coming to steal our jobs. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2459 Did they sign? 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2460 I guess they mean business this time. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2461 I wouldn't have expected them to seem so... litigious. 1.2381 0.04675 84 64 20 0
2462 Looks like they've brought the big guns this time. 1.2381 0.05665 105 88 9 8
2463 You might appear less hostile if you ditch the attorney. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2464 Wow! People still use briefcases? 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2465 i told ya dealing with that elon dude was gonna be trouble 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2466 Honey,do you think this is about our cars extended warranty?! 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2467 Sir! I don't think you can park there. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2468 They get kind of strict with tax-deductible trips when it's interstellar. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2469 This cannot be the son we bought on the Dark Web 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2470 Seems lawyers look the same across the galaxy" 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2471 They’d prefer to be called undocumented workers. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2472 Quick, contact our lawyer. I didn’t know a first contact situation involved discovery. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2473 Talk about being prepared. They even brought their own immigration attorney. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2474 Oh, those Insurance Salesmen are everywhere! 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2475 - We come to join NATO - This will not end well 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2476 Oh no,they are an open carry civilization with lawyers 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2477 Carl is taking HOV compliance to a whole new level 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2478 Don't worry honey--politely ask the lawyer if their official right-to-carry permits are in his brief case. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2479 Might be a strange culture, but they are rumored to have plenty of insurance. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2480 So that's where Mr. Smith disappeared to four years ago. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2481 Must be illegal aliens. They brought a lawyer. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2482 The one in the suit looks so inhuman. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
2483 The new summer associates have arrived. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2484 I am with Human Resources. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2485 We come with representation 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2486 I guess they've come to negotiate a settlement. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2487 Was he retained or abducted? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2488 could you gift wrap that, please 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2489 I always suspected lawyers came from Uranus. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2490 "See? I told you balding was universal." 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
2491 I think he’ll want us to sign an NDA 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2492 This looks really serious! They've brought their lawyer. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2493 but I don't want to probe them" 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2494 Run for your life. It's a personal injury lawyer. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2495 Uh-oh. It's one of Trump's lawyers! 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2496 Only one lawyer? More primitive than I'd've thought. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2497 I heard Martians were litigious, but this is ridiculous. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2498 Crap, they have lawyers too! 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
2499 My God, they're all hideous! 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2500 Looks like the commute is getting to Randy. 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
2501 Oh ! Oh ! Now we are in trouble. They brought their lawyer. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2502 He said we could adopt orphans from outside the country. These kids are cute, but they're not what I had in mind. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2503 We know you used a personal e-mail for government business! 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2504 You're screwed now, Jeff. They've come back with that lawyer from the billboards that doesn't get paid unless he wins. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2505 The tall one is heavily armed..... 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2506 Oh, my God! They've engaged a mergers and acquisitions attorney. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2507 I hear he’s the best immigration attorney in the galaxy. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2508 Stewart's leading from behind chops are out of this world. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2509 Lawyers?! I f***ing knew it! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2510 They must be really serious about their acquisition of earth. It looks like they brought their M&A lawyer from New York. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2511 We’re taking Alien v. Predator to the Supreme Court. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
2512 Boy, they've got "follow the leader" all wrong out there! 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2513 Honey. I don’t think that was an airplane you mooned.” 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
2514 I specifically ordered five. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2515 So it IS true…there are lawyers on Mars. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2516 I’ve heard of hostile takeovers, but this is ridiculous! 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2517 At least he got a degree 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
2518 I liked it much better when he was working from home. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2519 It was either having our memory wiped or signing a non-disclosure agreement. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2520 Take - us - to - your - lawyer 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
2521 They look very well represented 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2522 OMG it's your brother! 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2523 Oh, god! They’ve brought their lawyer ! 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2524 Do you think they had to pay extra for more headroom? 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2525 We would like to serve man, just like our lawyer here. 1.2360 0.06194 89 75 7 7
2526 I see they brought their lawyer this time. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2527 They just need me for auditing purposes 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
2528 UFO chaser! 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2529 How adorable - the last one looks like us and isn't carrying a weapon. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
2530 The fifth guy is their agent. 1.2353 0.06183 85 71 8 6
2531 I KNEW my ex-husband's attorney wasn't human. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2532 The children are back from space camp! 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
2533 Looks like they were serious about suing us. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2534 They even have someone to probe our accounts. 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
2535 I didn’t realize William Morris had satellite offices. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
2536 I'm sorry, I'm not sure where baggage claim is. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2537 Yeah, I know; they always bring their lawyer with them. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2538 They say they have a covid cure. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2539 They are not so alien after all. 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
2540 Corporate clearly isn't taking our unionization efforts laying down 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2541 How is the ride share situation going? 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2542 I thought they might be friendly until I saw their lawyer. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2543 I miss the days when being invaded didn't involve attorneys. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2544 Great, John - you brought the kids! 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2545 Oh no, they have weapons and a lawyer. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2546 That's odd. The last one's a bit taller than the others. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2547 When they said they would 'probe my ass' I didn't think it would involve the IRS! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2548 I never thought the IRS would join them. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2549 Aliens with legal representation? It's a Republican nightmare. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2550 Geez, Bill Barr's lost a ton on that new, 'Off World, Pounds Off' diet, hasn't he? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2551 By the way, the guy behind us is a Mormon and we are not responsible for anything he says or does 1.2346 0.06400 81 68 7 6
2552 Paul...Did you read the Space Camp release form before signing? 1.2346 0.06400 81 68 7 6
2553 Well, he said that he had an out of this world protection detail! 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2554 The libs hid the ballots with the Ukraine Hillary pedo servers in the Transamerica building! 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2555 Oh he’s not my leader. He’s a first time online date that is not going to have a second one. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2556 The lawyer scares me. 1.2344 0.07300 64 54 5 5
2557 Oh no! They're bringing back our leader. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2558 He must be the "Out of Town" lawyer. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2559 I told you they would have a lawyer. 1.2340 0.05745 94 78 10 6
2560 Which one's Harry? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2561 They’re here to save us from ourselves! 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2562 Oh no, they lawyered up this time. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2563 Look at that old fashioned suit, incredible! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2564 Oh look hon, they can’t be invading. They must want a deal. They brought their accountant. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2565 Should we be worried more about the laser pistols or the lawyer? 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2566 Hi are you our Uber? 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2567 Oh Lord, it's worse than we thought. They're going to sue! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2568 We will do a prisoner exchange. You can have this Trump era reject. We want Kim K. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2569 Must be their accountant. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2570 They have brought their attorney, it’s gonna be a long battle. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2571 Thanks for your online vehicle order. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2572 It seems they're claiming unpaid residuals from "Close Encounters" 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2573 This time DON’T take us to your leader! 1.2333 0.05923 90 75 9 6
2574 I see you brought a lawyer, so you must be from Uranus. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2575 Be nice, the last one is a lawyer! 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
2576 This looks serious. They brought their lawyer. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2577 Aren't you glad we still get to work from home.... 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2578 Ugh, just some more city transplants thinking they own the place. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2579 Looks like it’s going to be a legal takeover. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2580 When you told me our vacation would be "out of this world"....you weren't kidding! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2581 You never said they were going to probe our tax filing! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2582 I think I recognize their lawyer. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2583 Looks like we are going to find out if the second amendment extends to fusion atomizers. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2584 You’d never believe he was the runt of the litter 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2585 I smell a wrongful death suit 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2586 More foreign exchange students. They had trouble finding the place. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2587 I hope Spielberg has a good lawyer. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2588 It’s never a good sign when they bring an attorney! 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
2589 Looks like the lockout is over" 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2590 Now I suppose we have to hire a lawyer. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2591 I see that the I.R.S. finally caught up with those aliens. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
2592 Those legal aliens are invading our country 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
2593 Let's stand our ground. Shoot the lawyer. 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2594 I told you that probe looked copyrighted. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2595 Their accountant is good. He depreciated Earth's value to $0 for tax purposes. 1.2326 0.06117 86 72 8 6
2596 So sorry we can't help but we are out-of-towners too. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2597 Sheep Meadow gets so crowded in the Spring! 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2598 Looks like they've come to litigate. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2599 It looks like your brother has finally found his crowd. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2600 Oh dear, looks like we are in for a hostile takeover and consulting pitch. 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2601 Oh look, it’s Elon Musk’s accountant. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2602 Next thing you know, he'll have a billion dollars, the deed to Earth and a corporation of aliens. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2603 Oh, no! Another unsolicited offer to buy our home! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
2604 Hostile takeovers are perfectly legal. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2605 After thirty years, they return our baby Stanley, and all they could do was make him a CPA. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2606 Four out of five Martians don't sell life insurance. 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
2607 It's never a good sign when they show up with legal counsel . 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2608 They brought Uncle Leo back but he doesn’t look right. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
2609 They want to try out for ‘The Bachelor.’ 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2610 I'm a little worried by the ray gun things they're packing,...but I'm really worried by the lawyer. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2611 They've obviously been here before and know how the system works. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2612 Oh, crap. Another complaint about space junk. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2613 Norm and Mona greet their first Airbnb guests from their Tik Tok advertisement. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2614 Looks like Harvard law has a campus on Mars. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2615 Tax probe? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2616 Oh I can handle anything right now. My wordle winning streak ended today. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2617 He also drafts Trump’s non-disclosure agreements. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2618 Oh my! It's a lawyer and he is coming towards us! 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2619 The last one is saying trick or treat. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2620 So there is no mistake, we brought our own lawyer to conduct negotiations between our world and yours. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2621 Is he a 'registered' lobbyist? 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2622 Wow! That’s how they look under the mask. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2623 I think we better lawer up, too. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2624 How many times did I tell you to expect an IRS audit? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2625 I think the aliens are going to force us into arbitration! 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2626 They're evolving... 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2627 The IRS has gone out of this world to help us. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2628 Is that business casual now? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2629 Welcome home, Son. Are these your clients or your children? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2630 I guess we WILL be safe in this new witness protection program. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2631 Does their lawyer know this isn’t an open-carry state? 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2632 I'm guessing our taxes will be astronomical. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2633 We brought our attorney, just in case. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2634 It’s Tommy Lee Jones! 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2635 Mr. and Mrs. Raymond Gunn? At the request of my clients, the Galactic Court has issued a summons for interplanetary trademark infringement. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2636 A new mask policy? 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2637 Their gender differences are quite pronounced. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2638 As far as we know, Trump's in Palm Beach, Florida. 1.2316 0.05689 95 79 10 6
2639 You can’t invoke eminent domain without a public hearing! 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
2640 Still flying coach, are you? 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2641 We come in peace. But invasion and litigation are still on the table. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
2642 My word, There's 's cousin Marvin. I wondered why we didn't birthday cards from him. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2643 I'm so sorry, but I think you are delivering the winner of this years' Academy Award in Science Fiction the wrong place. This is the home of me and my husband Oscar Carpenter. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
2644 Can you tell which of them is ours? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2645 You have ray guns, what do you need a lawyer for ? 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2646 Bob’s new company is really out of this world. 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
2647 He's the same guy that found my sister an apartment. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2648 Isn’t he that famous Cookbook author? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2649 That’s their PR guy. He’s calling it galaxy gentrification. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2650 The little green men with the ray guns don't make me as uneasy as the guy with the briefcase. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2651 So this is the ultimate Frisbee team he promised to recruit. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2652 Those are the children from his first wife. She was a semicarrot from the planet Yipe. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2653 Bert's girlfriend was "special" after all. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2654 Set phasers to litigate. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2655 Be careful. I think the one at the end is an illegal alien . 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2656 Uh-oh, this time, they’ve lawyered up. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2657 You took a wrong turn; we’re the Whitehouses. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2658 They're executing a takeover and plan to convert Earth into a timeshare 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2659 Two can play this game. Get our alien lawyer. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2660 Looks like Space X is now going Uber. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2661 Tell them we’re fine withe their moving in next door 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2662 This time they’re serious. They’ve brought their accountant. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2663 Color wars must have been a real bitch this summer! 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2664 Well, I guess we're now an open carry state. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2665 Are you sure they will eat BBQ? 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
2666 This is serious. They've lawyered up. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2667 Coming home and bringing some friends. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2668 Just great, Harry – our new neighbors have an in-house lawyer. 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
2669 My gosh- they've captured James Webb! 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2670 Which one is the Great Leader's son-in-law? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2671 Do you think that’s him?! our little Stevie! 1.2299 0.06052 87 73 8 6
2672 _They've_ come in peace. But their lawyer hasn't. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2673 After a probing consultation they decided not to retain me. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2674 He keeps us on budget 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
2675 Our lawyer says we need to give you an opt-out of our terms and conditions. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2676 Honey, I promise I’ll explain later, but right now I just need you to play along… 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2677 Can't wait till our skulls evolve to carry all our data. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2678 Um. I don't know...I still think November 2016 tops this one! 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
2679 This way to the Capitol Building! 1.2297 0.06816 74 63 5 6
2680 We took him to our leader! 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2681 Sorry, we dropped him at the office. We didn’t realise he was working from home 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2682 Last week when they abducted me, they didn't realize I was a lawyer. 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
2683 They're suing for peace. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2684 They don't look Mexican! 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2685 Last time I was abducted, they didn’t bring a lawyer. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
2686 They think they can prove that abduction is not 9/10ths of the law. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
2687 Well, his extra work load sure looks a lot like terrestrial domination. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
2688 We have an extradition treaty with Venus? 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2689 I was optimistic ‘til the their lawyer came out. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2690 We come in peace and without prejudice. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2691 Hmmm. Wonder who's in charge? 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
2692 So this is when you return? You have a lot of explaining to do! 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2693 Mr. Zevon sent us. There’s cash in the briefcase. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2694 Does this mean that every civilization has accountants? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2695 Exchange please! We just didn’t understand his constant dialogue on diversity training! 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2696 Until now, it's been a quiet week in Lake Wobegon. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2697 Uh-oh, a saucer chaser! 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2698 I see that your Mars trip went very well. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2699 Why’d they bring a lawyer here? 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2700 It looks like Richard's specialty in Intergalactic Law has paid off 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2701 Realtor 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2702 My clients have specified that this is not an invasion. It is a special operation to stabilize human culture. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2703 Are you an expat? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2704 It's obvious who flew tourist. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2705 But Sonny, your Semester Abroad doesn't finish for three more weeks! 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2706 Oh, and their lawyer again. Don't even THINK "little" or "green." 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2707 They mean business. They've been watching Boston Legal and they've got William Shatner. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2708 2087: Study Abroad 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
2709 so this is what that lawyer meant by 'hostile takeover' 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2710 Looks like they did their research on New York City. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2711 Kids these days. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2712 You're late - you need to go to Kyiv now! 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2713 Wow! Even Musk's CFO gets a security detail. 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
2714 oh... You made friends? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2715 I don't like the NRA or their 2nd Amendment supporters, but I do like the diversity. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2716 See what Elon has found! 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
2717 Looks like their planet also has a Second Amendment. Thanks 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
2718 Oh dear, it’s my ex-husband’s attorney. 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
2719 Stan, I think that IRS audit that deeply probed various orifices makes more sense now. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2720 '' I am not sure why the Real Estate guy brought them ,we only have two bedrooms" 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2721 This whole Metaverse is starting to feel very real 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2722 Oh no! They brought the lawyer! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2723 Hi George! How was your vacation? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2724 Didn't you hear me? I said "Klaatu Barada Nikto!!" 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2725 Is that Jacoby or Meyer’s representing the aliens? 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2726 In our latest company development we've outsourced our production to the outer realms. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2727 I thought the IRS was using new artificial intelligence to do audits, not alien intelligence. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2728 Oh my god, its Dave 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
2729 Take us to your leader's law firm. 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2730 Uh oh, it looks like they really mean business this time! 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2731 They seem friendly enough, but they did bring their lawyer. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2732 No vehicles or lawyers allowed in the park. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2733 I see you have already been taken to our leader. 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
2734 I think they're here for our taxes! 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2735 Looks like they have adopted our ways. They brought their lawyer. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2736 In all my years as a realtor, this is the oddest closing yet. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2737 This isn’t what I expected when Ken said he wanted to go into immigration law. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2738 I knew I should have read that waiver I signed for the field trip! 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2739 Oh no! They cloned a team of Giulianis ! 1.2277 0.05608 101 85 9 7
2740 If gas prices don't improve, they may be here a while. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2741 No one “coming in peace” brings a lawyer 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
2742 I knew we shouldn't have agreed to arbitration. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3