Contest #794


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794

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Oh, no! They’re returning him.”
  2. “I was expecting the invasion, but not the audit.”
  3. “I think they want to settle.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-03-13T17:19:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-03-27T17:20:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-03-21T17:19:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued March 28, 2022
Number of captions 5786
Number of responses 683122
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I told you no lawyer on earth would take our case. 1.8751 0.01714 2193 860 747 586
1 It’s worse than an invasion. It’s an audit. 1.8601 0.01123 5090 2038 1726 1326
2 Oh, I thought Robert said he was practicing Martial law. 1.8302 0.01466 3051 1303 963 785
3 Oh no. Legal aliens. 1.8050 0.01350 3672 1657 1074 941
4 Gun-toting and a lawyer. They understand America very well. 1.8006 0.01473 2949 1296 945 708
5 Those must be the legal aliens. 1.7995 0.01416 3167 1386 1030 751
6 Oh oh, looks like we're facing a space suit. 1.7961 0.01836 1795 763 635 397
7 I think that they'll fit right in. After all, they have guns and a lawyer. 1.7816 0.01558 2509 1098 861 550
8 If you come in peace why did you bring a lawyer? 1.7806 0.01761 1955 854 676 425
9 Damn. They brought him back. 1.7795 0.01583 2458 1087 826 545
10 If they come in peace, why did they bring their attorney? 1.7766 0.01413 3079 1367 1033 679
11 We come in peace, but Larry will give you the fine print. 1.7630 0.01417 2962 1315 1034 613
12 I'll just find a lawyer on the internet," you said. "What's the worst that can happen?" you said 1.7629 0.01578 2463 1116 815 532
13 They've come back for Marjorie Taylor Greene. 1.7619 0.02290 1302 636 340 326
14 Oh no! They’re returning him. 1.7520 0.01308 3581 1650 1169 762
15 Oh no. They brought him back. 1.7503 0.01456 2815 1279 960 576
16 I knew they’d return him. Nobody can spend two weeks with Bob. 1.7496 0.03111 623 285 209 129
17 Well, on the plus side, they'll only be probing us with questions. 1.7441 0.01539 2517 1154 853 510
18 I was expecting the invasion, but not the audit. 1.7429 0.01505 2517 1124 916 477
19 We should have never let him study abroad. 1.7428 0.01910 1625 744 555 326
20 I've heard they'll sue anyone who tries to call it an invasion. 1.7413 0.02392 1067 499 345 223
21 Looks like four aliens and a lawyer. Let's try communicating with the aliens. 1.7373 0.01586 2387 1112 790 485
22 Bad sign. They've lawyered up 1.7353 0.01572 2350 1075 822 453
23 They must be legal aliens. 1.7337 0.01843 1859 900 554 405
24 They brought an immigration lawyer. 1.7323 0.01743 1909 877 666 366
25 Stop quibbling, Stan. We finally got grandkids. 1.7238 0.01499 3056 1587 726 743
26 There's really only one I am worried about. 1.7178 0.01571 2321 1084 808 429
27 Dear, God! We're going to be scanned, probed, and audited. 1.7148 0.02258 1213 597 365 251
28 I bet they plead the 5th dimension. 1.7132 0.01734 2050 1010 618 422
29 He says the commute is terrible, but the money is out of this world. 1.7091 0.01823 1712 808 594 310
30 That's Timmy, but, my god, those bastards turned him into a lawyer. 1.7087 0.02247 1205 593 370 242
31 He loves the new job, but he says the commute takes light years. 1.7064 0.01596 2187 1024 781 382
32 I don't trust the one at the back. 1.7016 0.01850 1699 823 560 316
33 So that's where accountants come from. 1.6951 0.01945 1607 808 481 318
34 Looks like we're going to be abducted and audited! 1.6931 0.01885 1629 798 533 298
35 I’ll bet Randall was just a diversity hire. 1.6923 0.01855 1654 803 557 294
36 Look on the bright side--if they really wanted to destroy us, they'd have sent more litigators. 1.6911 0.01858 1612 774 562 276
37 Should we tell him that "Zoom in for the meeting" means something different now? 1.6898 0.02292 1109 548 357 204
38 They brought their lawyer. This can't be good. 1.6856 0.01894 1549 750 536 263
39 Rats. They're returning him. 1.6837 0.02049 1483 770 412 301
40 Remember when I told you it was a bad idea to shine that laser pointer at the sky? 1.6831 0.02162 1240 618 397 225
41 We have come for our inalienable rights 1.6826 0.02032 1424 716 444 264
42 We are legal aliens. 1.6817 0.02052 1401 707 433 261
43 He was too much for them; they are taking him back to FOX News. 1.6790 0.02147 1374 726 363 285
44 Before you sign anything Ed, please, for once, read the fine print. 1.6744 0.02664 780 384 266 130
45 I think we're being acquired. 1.6743 0.02312 1004 486 359 159
46 Oh dear, a close accountant of the third kind! 1.6732 0.02248 1273 685 319 269
47 This is the way the world ends--not with a probe but with probate. 1.6730 0.02130 1266 638 404 224
48 I guess it's a hostile takeover 1.6689 0.02169 1190 595 394 201
49 Bad news. They want us to take our leader back. 1.6683 0.02429 1031 541 291 199
50 We have searched the universe to find four new Republican candidates." 1.6681 0.02270 1175 615 335 225
51 Most exciting thing to happen to us and I bet we’ll have to sign an N.D.A. 1.6679 0.02252 1069 526 372 171
52 I hate it when he brings his clients home for dinner. 1.6675 0.02134 1173 573 417 183
53 If they come in peace, why did they bring their lawyer? 1.6635 0.02288 1159 612 325 222
54 Uh oh -- they're armed and lawyered-up. 1.6606 0.02246 1052 518 373 161
55 Can it get any worse? An invasion AND an audit? 1.6603 0.02325 1101 578 319 204
56 I say we keep the aliens and send the politician back 1.6579 0.02357 1029 530 321 178
57 I knew it all along -- personal injury lawyers are NOT human. 1.6537 0.02475 976 519 276 181
58 Listen, if you're looking to extradite him, he's not here. He's moved to Mar-a-Lago 1.6529 0.02547 968 530 244 194
59 Maybe sending him to college in New Mexico wasn't such a good idea. 1.6504 0.02539 901 474 268 159
60 I think they want to settle. 1.6448 0.02521 932 500 263 169
61 They're claiming our depictions of them in movies constitute defamation. 1.6436 0.02499 867 444 288 135
62 It’s worse than an invasion, it’s an injunction. 1.6416 0.02593 837 439 259 139
63 Look, dear. Larry made some friends at unboarding school. 1.6396 0.02794 874 512 165 197
64 Their lawyer is here to protect their inalienable rights. 1.6370 0.02670 821 443 233 145
65 Looks like it’s an arbitration, not an abduction. 1.6362 0.02579 778 394 273 111
66 Say, isn't that Bill from our satellite office? 1.6355 0.02779 771 421 210 140
67 I always wondered where Bill ended up after law school. 1.6326 0.02605 754 382 267 105
68 Definitely the bad kind: they brought a lawyer. 1.6325 0.02640 751 385 257 109
69 Now we really are in trouble. They brought their own attorney! 1.6302 0.02723 741 391 233 117
70 I guess they want to see the books before the takeover. 1.6297 0.02748 721 379 230 112
71 We’re here about your so-called Miss Universe pageant! 1.6277 0.02763 795 444 203 148
72 I see guns and a lawyer. How highly evolved can they be? 1.6276 0.02966 717 409 166 142
73 It's Trump's new legal team! 1.6275 0.02989 714 410 160 144
74 Even worse- legal aliens. 1.6266 0.02817 758 422 197 139
75 They apparently have some issues with the whole 'inalienable rights' thing. 1.6243 0.02726 732 388 231 113
76 Alien, Alien, Alien, Alien...Allan 1.6228 0.02956 676 375 181 120
77 I told the lawyers "alienation", not "alien nation"! 1.6228 0.02977 668 371 178 119
78 I told you I hired a lawyer. These are the partners from §}Њ, ŒØý, ¥¶§ÅË, Çü¤ and Weinstein. 1.6223 0.02891 691 379 194 118
79 Whoa, is that Rudy Giuliani? 1.6214 0.03019 663 373 168 122
80 It’s a natural progression from anal probes to lawyers. 1.6185 0.03036 671 384 159 128
81 They must be Texans. Open carry AND a lawyer. 1.6182 0.03104 647 372 150 125
82 We should have been more specific than ‘space for rent’. 1.6180 0.02965 644 352 186 106
83 Remember when I said I rear-ended a spaceship? 1.6162 0.03100 628 356 157 115
84 We were looking for intelligent life and accidentally picked up a politician. 1.6115 0.03062 628 354 164 110
85 Middle management looks the same pretty much everywhere. 1.6107 0.02834 619 321 218 80
86 I think this time they mean business. 1.6103 0.02882 662 361 198 103
87 Looks like an attempt to impose martian law. 1.6103 0.03085 585 321 171 93
88 They came to settle. 1.6097 0.03137 597 337 156 104
89 I guess their civilization isn't any more advanced than ours. 1.6091 0.03070 591 325 172 94
90 Returning him so soon? 1.6088 0.02924 657 363 188 106
91 Yep - they are definitely hostile. 1.6070 0.03041 570 306 182 82
92 I misunderstood when you told me your brother lived off the grid. 1.6063 0.03116 569 313 167 89
93 We're from the firm of Ack, Ack, Ack, Ack, and Greenberg 1.6038 0.03144 583 329 156 98
94 Wait! Isn't that Bob from accounting? 1.6030 0.03091 539 288 177 74
95 The fifth one creeps me out. 1.6025 0.03239 551 312 146 93
96 Turns out you didn't want our leader either, huh? 1.6012 0.03384 489 273 138 78
97 They abducted him last year but they couldn’t afford his hourly rate. 1.6010 0.03163 579 329 152 98
98 I regret ignoring that ‘cease to exist’ letter. 1.6003 0.03206 628 378 123 127
99 He managed to alienate everyone back home. He's all yours again. 1.6000 0.02987 625 349 177 99
100 Looks like Roswell, Roswell, Roswell and Roswell have added Jones to the firm. 1.5985 0.03300 543 313 135 95
101 They have the best immigration lawyer in the galaxy. 1.5962 0.03169 530 291 162 77
102 If you get a job in tech support,you can live anywhere. 1.5949 0.03860 390 224 100 66
103 After the last two years this isn't surpising at all. 1.5936 0.03222 497 270 159 68
104 Why does one alien need four lawyers? 1.5927 0.03529 496 295 108 93
105 Looks like Ted made partner. 1.5925 0.03289 508 285 145 78
106 This is awfully elaborate for a lawyer joke. 1.5924 0.03255 498 274 153 71
107 Well, at least they appear to be willing to negotiate. 1.5924 0.02759 628 330 224 74
108 Trump claimed to be the greatest President in the universe and they are here to sue him for that slander. 1.5900 0.03356 500 285 135 80
109 Oh no! They’re back! And this time they have representation! 1.5894 0.03211 492 267 160 65
110 Oh oh. The tall one looks like trouble. 1.5873 0.03211 487 264 160 63
111 It is even worse than I thought - they abducted him and sent him to law school. 1.5866 0.03587 462 272 109 81
112 Not so different from us.. . one out of five is an Attorney. 1.5847 0.03451 496 292 118 86
113 My clients will neither confirm nor deny that they come in peace. 1.5828 0.03255 489 271 151 67
114 Well, at least they're legal aliens. 1.5827 0.03295 496 280 143 73
115 Still no signs of intelligent life. 1.5822 0.03322 505 290 136 79
116 Now we're in for it--They're suing us for destroying the planet 1.5814 0.03328 485 274 140 71
117 It looks like they're at least willing to negotiate. 1.5806 0.03330 465 258 144 63
118 Oh my God, they brought an immigration lawyer! 1.5802 0.03311 505 290 137 78
119 Good God, are we the only creatures in the universe without a lawyer? 1.5796 0.03286 452 245 152 55
120 The legal aliens have landed. 1.5779 0.03254 507 288 145 74
121 The last one scares me 1.5767 0.03156 515 287 159 69
122 I said, "Bring back some MARTINI'S" ! 1.5758 0.03636 429 251 109 69
123 They triggered an audit by claiming too many abductions. 1.5757 0.03511 469 277 114 78
124 Not the little green guys, it’s the one in the suit that scares me! 1.5733 0.03321 457 254 144 59
125 The one in disguise could be trouble. 1.5733 0.03434 457 262 128 67
126 They've come to litigate not exterminate. 1.5721 0.03548 409 230 124 55
127 Looks like we're about to get another offer to buy our house. 1.5721 0.03570 444 261 112 71
128 He specializes in illegal aliens. 1.5718 0.03635 418 243 111 64
129 They're returning an abducted lawyer. They say he doesn't qualify as a lifeform. 1.5695 0.03584 453 271 106 76
130 He’s the new diversity hire at Little Green Mann. 1.5681 0.03743 389 226 105 58
131 It's not the ones with the ray guns that I'm afraid of. 1.5675 0.03377 437 244 138 55
132 What a terrifying world they must come from - 20% of their species are lawyers! 1.5668 0.03602 404 231 117 56
133 We’re here to certify the election results. 1.5656 0.03565 465 282 103 80
134 That audit couldn't have gone well. The IRS just seized their flying saucer. 1.5651 0.03617 384 216 119 49
135 You can have your leader back. We expected a lot more. 1.5640 0.03658 422 251 104 67
136 They must be illegal. They brought their lawyer. 1.5639 0.03546 415 238 120 57
137 Oh great, they brought their lawyer. Now we won't understand anything anyone says. 1.5632 0.03695 419 251 100 68
138 See Harold. I told you, we shouldn't let the kids go to space camp 1.5623 0.03636 409 239 110 60
139 Weapons and a lawyer. Definitely hostile. 1.5620 0.03639 411 241 109 61
140 Crap, they brought him back. 1.5619 0.03497 452 267 116 69
141 I’m guessing they’ll say, ‘Take me to your lawyer.’ 1.5609 0.03549 394 222 123 49
142 They’re from Xat, Xat, Xat, Xat & Goldstein. 1.5604 0.04077 364 225 74 65
143 Actually, I’m more afraid of their attorney. 1.5603 0.04070 307 175 92 40
144 Looks like this isn't their first visit. 1.5602 0.03804 357 205 104 48
145 At least they brought their lunch. 1.5597 0.03727 377 218 107 52
146 Oh my gosh, when he said they were visitors from an entirely different galaxy I thought he meant Florida! 1.5594 0.03617 379 214 118 47
147 I thought Jerry specialized in martial law. 1.5583 0.03473 403 226 129 48
148 If they’re that intelligent, why the lawyer? 1.5581 0.03550 439 261 111 67
149 Don't worry, we're vaccinated. 1.5580 0.03641 362 202 118 42
150 Keep an eye on the tall, shady looking one in the back. 1.5572 0.03533 402 229 122 51
151 So, are we supposed to believe these are 'legal' aliens? 1.5570 0.03662 386 223 111 52
152 If they were coming as friends, they wouldn't have brought a lawyer 1.5558 0.03724 385 226 104 55
153 He most definitely has been working remotely! 1.5553 0.03511 443 263 114 66
154 The first four look friendly. The last one, not so much. 1.5549 0.03669 364 206 114 44
155 No question they are legal aliens. 1.5540 0.03666 426 259 98 69
156 Well, I immediately trust four of them 1.5536 0.03280 466 267 140 59
157 We are bringing your leader back. 1.5528 0.03752 398 240 96 62
158 This can't be good. They've lawyered up. 1.5515 0.03530 408 236 119 53
159 We come in peace, with stipulations. 1.5512 0.03673 361 205 113 43
160 I still can’t believe that’s the only job he could get after law school. 1.5501 0.03854 349 204 98 47
161 We're returning you leader. He is useless. Now take us to Jean-Luc Picard. 1.5501 0.03812 369 219 97 53
162 This explains those hourly fees. 1.5493 0.03909 335 195 96 44
163 I guess these are legal aliens. 1.5479 0.03796 376 225 96 55
164 I think they're here to stay. That's an immigration lawyer. 1.5470 0.03708 362 209 108 45
165 I guess they heard we're litigious. 1.5469 0.03646 373 215 112 46
166 You're the couple who tore the tag off the mattress, correct? 1.5469 0.04306 320 200 65 55
167 Of course they brought their lawyer. 1.5449 0.03850 334 193 100 41
168 It was the only law school Richard could get into. 1.5433 0.03934 335 198 92 45
169 I told you that you should have reported that extraterrestrial income! 1.5427 0.03951 328 193 92 43
170 Apparently they are adapting quickly to life on earth. 1.5426 0.03510 387 221 122 44
171 Fred's sales territory has evidently expanded. 1.5424 0.03909 330 193 95 42
172 You know you can’t park there, right? 1.5417 0.04129 312 187 81 44
173 Well, Bobby did say that he had friends in high places... 1.5411 0.03836 316 179 103 34
174 How quickly they learn our ways! 1.5405 0.03749 370 220 100 50
175 Where are the voting machines we need to service? 1.5404 0.04126 322 196 78 48
176 I'm more concerned about the guy in the suit. 1.5399 0.03784 363 216 98 49
177 He must be a diversity hire. 1.5395 0.03816 354 210 97 47
178 It's terrifying! Now they can measure billable hours in light-years? 1.5392 0.04062 306 180 87 39
179 Well, it answers my questions about where lawyers come from. 1.5381 0.03769 394 243 90 61
180 Looks like they brought their own immigration lawyer." 1.5380 0.03961 342 207 86 49
181 Looks like a space suit. 1.5366 0.04137 328 203 74 51
182 And here comes the time share sales pitch. 1.5365 0.03673 356 206 109 41
183 So that's where lawyers come from. Who knew? 1.5361 0.04228 319 199 69 51
184 I told you,honey...This is the exact reason that I always pick a public place when I sell something on Craigslist. 1.5344 0.04004 320 191 87 42
185 Apparently they want to tell me about my car's extended warranty. 1.5340 0.04271 294 179 73 42
186 Which one is your cousin? 1.5333 0.04362 300 188 64 48
187 How weird, right? I mean who even wears a suit these days? 1.5331 0.04352 287 176 69 42
188 Since Roswell, they've unionized. 1.5281 0.03779 320 184 103 33
189 Twenty bucks says it’s a hostile takeover. 1.5276 0.04373 290 181 65 44
190 Corporate lawyer, open carry, they don't seemed that advanced to me. 1.5275 0.04264 309 194 67 48
191 I’ve heard he’s successful, but alienates everyone. 1.5273 0.04068 311 188 82 41
192 Trump’s new legal strategy was shocking, but not totally unexpected. 1.5268 0.04065 298 177 85 36
193 Well that explains why Marvin couldn’t get our taxes done this year. 1.5265 0.04075 283 165 87 31
194 His rates must be astronomical. 1.5261 0.04013 306 182 87 37
195 Merger or acquisition? 1.5241 0.04263 290 178 72 40
196 When Bill told me he was representing 'illegal aliens' I thought he meant undocumented people. 1.5237 0.04084 317 195 78 44
197 Armed and lawyered up. Not good. 1.5236 0.04087 296 177 83 36
198 Close accountants of the fifth kind? 1.5230 0.04113 304 185 79 40
199 Call 911. Tell them there's a lawyer with a briefcase in the park. 1.5226 0.04269 287 176 72 39
200 Uh-oh ... looks like this is going to be a hostile take-over 1.5223 0.03988 314 189 86 39
201 Hey, you in the back! Your kind is not welcome here! 1.5222 0.04443 270 167 65 38
202 Well, it looks like Sherry's husband didn't run off with his secretary after all. 1.5220 0.04208 295 181 74 40
203 They’re returning the lawyer. 1.5219 0.03978 343 214 79 50
204 Evidently we aren't the only litigious culture. 1.5219 0.03934 343 212 83 48
205 It can't be a good sign that they're already lawyered up. 1.5216 0.03813 347 210 93 44
206 Oh no! They have weapons of mass litigation! 1.5216 0.04064 301 181 83 37
207 Do you think he's an immigration attorney? 1.5201 0.03717 348 207 101 40
208 Oh look Bruce, they all have your hairline. 1.5197 0.04034 304 183 84 37
209 Wow, a CFO. 1.5197 0.04392 279 174 65 40
210 Looks like close encounters of the second amendment kind. 1.5193 0.04321 285 177 68 40
211 These study abroad programs are getting out of hand. 1.5186 0.03814 322 190 97 35
212 Tax invasion 1.5182 0.04363 274 169 68 37
213 Looks like he took working remote very seriously. 1.5177 0.04298 282 174 70 38
214 They say they "come in peace," once we sign the arbitration clause. 1.5149 0.04111 268 157 84 27
215 Looks like a hostile takeover to me." 1.5149 0.04203 303 190 70 43
216 Looks like they seriously want to negotiate. 1.5144 0.04004 278 162 89 27
217 That must be their pleader. 1.5143 0.04263 280 172 72 36
218 If they really have come in peace, why’d they bring the attorney? 1.5138 0.04209 290 179 73 38
219 We're here to see a George Lucas. 1.5127 0.04228 275 167 75 33
220 I promise I'll never order a saucer online again!" 1.5120 0.04471 250 153 66 31
221 OK, I can deal with aliens, but a lawyer? 1.5112 0.04311 268 164 71 33
222 Look Harry, an Unidentifed Financial Officer. 1.5112 0.04563 268 172 55 41
223 They must be hostile—they brought a lawyer. 1.5108 0.04346 278 174 66 38
224 It's the one at the end that really scares me. 1.5097 0.04550 257 162 59 36
225 They really are prepared for a hostile takeover. 1.5094 0.04477 265 167 61 37
226 Guns and lawyers! They’ll fit right in. 1.5091 0.04291 275 170 70 35
227 Forget the ray-guns, they brought thier attorney. 1.5089 0.04161 281 171 77 33
228 Remember, the first thing we do is kill their lawyer! 1.5078 0.04368 258 158 69 31
229 Now I'm really scared -- they've got a lawyer! 1.5076 0.04249 262 158 75 29
230 Apparently they didn’t know he was a lawyer when they took him. 1.5071 0.04203 280 172 74 34
231 Say what you will, but at least their accountant stands behind them. 1.5068 0.03877 294 173 93 28
232 Just great. More gun enthusiasts with lawyers. 1.5065 0.04029 310 192 79 39
233 Uh oh. Looks like this is going to be a VERY intrusive audit. 1.5054 0.04080 277 166 82 29
234 Just what we need, an unidentified flying lawyer. 1.5041 0.04635 246 156 56 34
235 If they “COME IN PEACE” why bring a Lawyer? 1.5035 0.04306 284 180 65 39
236 I'm guessing Musk's space car did some damage on Mars. 1.5035 0.04196 286 178 72 36
237 What do you get if you cross Rudy Giuliani with a turkey baster? 1.5021 0.04813 239 155 48 36
238 Are we going to be probed or subpoenaed? 1.5021 0.04522 241 149 63 29
239 This could be first contract. 1.5019 0.04388 267 168 64 35
240 Be careful, George. They're lawyered up. 1.5017 0.04105 289 178 77 34
241 So *that's* where lawyers come from! 1.5000 0.04543 250 158 59 33
242 Well, if it isn't Mister Hot Shot Lawyer who never calls his mother. 1.5000 0.04517 262 168 57 37
243 Our hands are tied: turns out they're LEGAL aliens! 1.5000 0.04450 272 175 58 39
244 'Probe' has negative connotations. We now do 'discovery'. 1.4981 0.04431 261 165 62 34
245 I hope he's not with mergers and acquisitions. 1.4980 0.04612 255 165 53 37
246 I’m guessing it’s an acquisition, not a merger. 1.4980 0.04593 249 159 56 34
247 They want us to take them to our lawyer. 1.4943 0.04262 261 161 71 29
248 Oh, no! It's the Interstellar Revenue Service! 1.4943 0.04330 261 163 67 31
249 If they come in peace,why the lawyer? 1.4941 0.04139 253 151 79 23
250 I should have asked more questions about the exchange students. 1.4938 0.04456 243 151 64 28
251 Well, he did say that his law firm specialized in hostile takeovers. 1.4933 0.04802 225 144 51 30
252 It was the only flight without a layover in Atlanta. 1.4932 0.04772 219 138 54 27
253 When Carson bragged that he made partner at a global transportation law firm, this isn't what I envisioned! 1.4931 0.04531 217 131 65 21
254 Take us to your legal counsel. 1.4926 0.04068 272 165 80 27
255 I'm not sure which worries me more -- the guns or the attorney. 1.4926 0.04327 272 173 64 35
256 It looks like they really mean business this time. 1.4925 0.04213 268 166 72 30
257 Looks like they're planning a hostile takeover 1.4917 0.04574 240 152 58 30
258 Remember when Brad bragged he could sell insurance to Martians if he had to? 1.4914 0.04732 232 149 52 31
259 Sorry I'm late. Our flight was rerouted. 1.4914 0.04489 232 143 64 25
260 Mom, Dad. Stella couldn't make it but I'd like you to meet your grandkids. 1.4912 0.04914 228 150 44 34
261 Be careful dear, they have a lawyer. 1.4910 0.04121 279 173 75 31
262 Well it’s clearly a hostile takeover. 1.4910 0.04143 277 172 74 31
263 You had to do the taxes yourself, didn't you. 1.4905 0.04926 210 134 49 27
264 Oh my God,they have a lawyer. 1.4900 0.04668 251 165 49 37
265 Our lawyer says it's not technically abduction if you sign the waiver beforehand. 1.4898 0.04428 245 153 64 28
266 Looks like they are returning our leader. 1.4896 0.04559 241 153 58 30
267 Wow, when was the last time you actually saw someone carrying a briefcase? 1.4896 0.04559 241 153 58 30
268 Damn! They brought their lawyer this time. 1.4883 0.04344 213 125 72 16
269 Uh-oh! That's the weird guy I dated in college, who told me I got him pregnant. 1.4879 0.05026 207 134 45 28
270 They're back. AND they're lawyered up! 1.4879 0.04351 248 154 67 27
271 Want to guess which one does the probing? 1.4875 0.04611 240 154 55 31
272 Now, aren't you glad we hired Kzzt, Grrft, Qdvvtx, Pllb, and Goldblatt? 1.4871 0.04770 232 151 49 32
273 No, I'm pretty sure they're legal aliens. 1.4867 0.04703 226 144 54 28
274 Unfortunately, at the moment we do not have a leader. 1.4867 0.04744 226 145 52 29
275 Uh-oh. Now they've got a lawyer 1.4865 0.04107 259 157 78 24
276 Don't say anything, but I don't think those quadruplets look ANYTHING like Greg. 1.4864 0.04842 220 142 49 29
277 Nice try Councilman but they have to be residents to vote. 1.4856 0.04571 208 126 63 19
278 Damn, I was hoping they'd be more advanced than us. 1.4854 0.04997 206 133 46 27
279 Oh no! They abducted little Stevie and turned him into a Republican! 1.4852 0.04459 237 148 63 26
280 "Bob did say he was working remotely." 1.4852 0.04655 237 153 53 31
281 I think they ask you to sign a waver before the probes now. 1.4851 0.04111 268 165 76 27
282 I thought they were supposed to be more highly evolved. 1.4850 0.04515 233 146 61 26
283 The legal has landed. 1.4846 0.04560 227 142 60 25
284 They're challenging the travel ban." 1.4835 0.04468 242 153 61 28
285 So litigation continues to exist in advanced civilizations? 1.4833 0.04132 240 143 78 19
286 They bring a lawyer?? I thought they would have been more advanced than that. 1.4832 0.04445 238 149 63 26
287 Let’s hope they’re not with Mergers & Acquisitions. 1.4829 0.04237 263 165 69 29
288 I hear he represents illegal aliens. 1.4824 0.04226 255 158 71 26
289 Finally, Mr. Big-Shot lawyer finds time to visit his parents! 1.4821 0.04859 224 147 46 31
290 Look honey, they have your hairline. 1.4821 0.04691 224 143 54 27
291 I told you they'd appeal. 1.4816 0.04234 245 150 72 23
292 He only comes back to Earth when he needs money. 1.4813 0.04404 241 151 64 26
293 At least our other son is a doctor. 1.4811 0.04655 212 132 58 22
294 I hear all abductions require an NDA now. 1.4802 0.04430 227 140 65 22
295 These aliens are here to stay, they brought an immigration lawyer. 1.4797 0.04177 271 171 70 30
296 I thought that lawyer said he was going to put a lien on our property 1.4797 0.04669 246 163 48 35
297 Huh, their lawyer. So much for "We come in peace"..... 1.4795 0.04440 244 155 61 28
298 He’s practicing Martian law. 1.4787 0.04523 211 129 63 19
299 Oh, good. They're legal aliens. 1.4778 0.04855 203 129 51 23
300 Oh no, they're returning Elon Musk. 1.4777 0.04654 247 164 48 35
301 That reminds me, my mother is coming to visit. 1.4774 0.04927 199 127 49 23
302 Look, one of them has hatched. 1.4774 0.04491 243 156 58 29
303 Okay, we will take the aliens, but we don't want the lawyer 1.4773 0.04666 220 140 55 25
304 If this is about your browser history, you're on your own. 1.4772 0.04696 197 121 58 18
305 Oh… so that’s why he said his representation was stellar 1.4762 0.04538 210 129 62 19
306 Jim did mention he's been feeling alienated. 1.4762 0.04877 210 136 48 26
307 I think they're here to establish First Contract. 1.4758 0.04460 248 160 58 30
308 Somehow, the lawyer is the most menacing of the bunch. 1.4755 0.04633 204 126 59 19
309 So it's going to be a hostile takeover, then? 1.4743 0.04394 253 163 60 30
310 Looks like they raised him better than we would have. 1.4742 0.04916 213 140 45 28
311 Uh oh, this is a hostile takeover. 1.4741 0.04568 232 149 56 27
312 I believe that my clients are eligible for your alien settlement program. 1.4739 0.04421 211 128 66 17
313 This is the best way I've ever been served a subpoena. 1.4737 0.04987 209 138 43 28
314 I told you men were from Mars. 1.4735 0.04700 226 147 51 28
315 Ted?! I thought you said your business meeting was with the Allens? 1.4725 0.04651 218 139 55 24
316 It looks like Joe passed the Mars Bar. 1.4725 0.04959 218 146 41 31
317 Looks like a hostile acquisition. 1.4725 0.04559 218 137 59 22
318 Take us to your financial advisor 1.4722 0.04590 216 136 58 22
319 Let me show you where we want the crop circle. 1.4720 0.04621 214 135 57 22
320 Why is every 5th alien a lawyer? 1.4719 0.04541 231 148 57 26
321 They must mean business. 1.4718 0.04784 195 122 54 19
322 Looks like the travel industry is recovering. 1.4716 0.04312 229 141 68 20
323 Do you think he was abducted or just saw an opportunity? 1.4711 0.04309 242 152 66 24
324 It’s a hostile takeover. 1.4709 0.04661 223 144 53 26
325 Four out of five seem friendly 1.4706 0.04648 221 142 54 25
326 I told you to read the Terms of Service before agreeing for the Amazon app. 1.4703 0.05201 185 121 41 23
327 it's the lawyer i'm afraid of! 1.4701 0.04697 234 155 48 31
328 They know better than to come without a lawyer. 1.4700 0.04574 217 137 58 22
329 Aliens, yes. Illegal? We'll see about that. 1.4700 0.04712 217 140 52 25
330 Based on the 5th guy, I'd say they speak legalese. 1.4697 0.04785 198 125 53 20
331 Is that Jake from state farm? 1.4696 0.05515 181 123 31 27
332 I have a feeling they're no longer illegal. 1.4689 0.04939 209 138 44 27
333 We shall bring terror and crippling litigation to your planet. 1.4689 0.04668 241 161 47 33
334 They said they come in peace, but why are they bringing their lawyer? 1.4688 0.04514 224 142 59 23
335 I don't trust it. If they come in peace, why'd they bring a lawyer? 1.4686 0.04506 239 155 56 28
336 What do you bet this white guy is about to Aliensplain? 1.4674 0.05164 184 120 42 22
337 I don't mind the ray guns. You deal with the lawyer. 1.4672 0.04527 229 147 57 25
338 Well Stan, looks like your little drone stunt really ticked off the neighbors. 1.4667 0.04683 210 134 54 22
339 We are returning your father. He did a great job on our tax returns. 1.4661 0.04548 236 154 54 28
340 They don't come in peace - that's my ex-husband's divorce lawyer! 1.4661 0.04735 221 145 49 27
341 It's Melmak, Melmak, Melmak, Melmak, and Smith! We're in serious trouble! 1.4658 0.04767 219 144 48 27
342 This is serious. They brought a lawyer. 1.4646 0.04395 226 142 63 21
343 Who carries a briefcase anymore? 1.4645 0.05067 183 118 45 20
344 He’s going to help them get a green card. 1.4645 0.04569 211 133 58 20
345 I wish I could remember what my un-alienable rights are. 1.4643 0.04926 196 127 47 22
346 Uh-oh. They've lawyered up. 1.4632 0.04326 231 145 65 21
347 Hector mentioned that he was representing a new boy band that was out of this world. 1.4626 0.04425 227 144 61 22
348 Looks like another hostile takeover going down on Wall Street. 1.4623 0.04603 199 124 58 17
349 He says they come in peace, pending evolving caselaw. 1.4622 0.04453 225 143 60 22
350 I’m so glad he made friends at school, 1.4619 0.04682 210 135 53 22
351 What do you mean, you want to 'exchange the attorney for a human specimen'?" 1.4619 0.04912 223 152 39 32
352 Oh no. Not the tax probe! 1.4615 0.05263 182 121 38 23
353 When Ted said he'd find us more tax deductions he wasn't kidding 1.4612 0.04459 245 161 55 29
354 I wasn't frightened until that last one stepped out. 1.4607 0.05231 178 117 40 21
355 Did you accidentally click Uber Share again, Bob? 1.4604 0.05162 202 138 35 29
356 I think they take their intellectual property rights very, very seriously! 1.4604 0.04713 202 129 53 20
357 First they abduct you. Then they audit you. 1.4601 0.04437 213 133 62 18
358 At least it's a civil probe. 1.4593 0.04842 209 138 46 25
359 He must be carrying the codes. I guess it's a universal thing." 1.4593 0.04648 209 134 54 21
360 It’s the Ptempari! They go from planet to planet, conquering less advanced civilizations through a relentless campaign of frivolous litigation. 1.4589 0.04876 207 137 45 25
361 Well they did say that they were going to sue us from here to Mars. 1.4583 0.04889 192 124 48 20
362 I'm suddenly concerned about the IRS's new powers. 1.4581 0.04747 203 131 51 21
363 How advanced could they be?, they have lawyers too. 1.4577 0.04729 201 129 52 20
364 At first Jenny and Steve thought the aliens might be coming in peace. Then they saw the injury attorney. 1.4576 0.04585 236 157 50 29
365 Looks like they pulled another attorney out of Uranus. 1.4575 0.04505 247 165 51 31
366 I don't think the last guy's coming in peace. 1.4563 0.04795 206 135 48 23
367 The last one looks dangerous. 1.4554 0.04442 202 125 62 15
368 Geez... I thought I was through with him when I refused to pay the ransom." 1.4554 0.04763 202 131 50 21
369 Damn they even brought their own immigration lawyer! 1.4554 0.04553 224 146 54 24
370 Uh-oh. They're represented by Zarg, Zarg, Zarg, Goldberg and Zarg. 1.4551 0.05349 178 120 35 23
371 A lawyer? So much for "more advanced". 1.4550 0.05052 200 135 39 26
372 At least this invasion will be done by the book. 1.4550 0.04583 200 126 57 17
373 They're more advanced than we thought. They came with their attorney. 1.4550 0.04662 211 137 52 22
374 If they’re so friendly, why’d they bring their lawyer? 1.4545 0.04495 209 132 59 18
375 Looks like they mean business--they brought an accountant. 1.4536 0.05013 194 129 42 23
376 They must have been here before. They brought their lawyer. 1.4536 0.05121 183 121 41 21
377 You wanna bet that lawyer has an NDA in his briefcase? 1.4536 0.04563 183 112 59 12
378 They may be willing to negotiate, they brought their lawyer. 1.4525 0.04895 179 114 49 16
379 Uh oh, honey, that's my first husband. 1.4523 0.05020 199 134 40 25
380 Open carry and their 2d Amendment lawyer, oh no ! 1.4513 0.04565 226 149 52 25
381 You want us to take you to our lawyer? 1.4505 0.04760 202 132 49 21
382 They're quite evolved. Lawyers are banned on their planet, so they had to use one of ours. 1.4505 0.04491 222 144 56 22
383 Phew, I thought you'd said the bank was gonna put A LIEN on our property 1.4503 0.05177 191 130 36 25
384 You can have your leader back. You guys are in big trouble. 1.4503 0.04904 191 125 46 20
385 The last one probes by the hour. 1.4500 0.05379 160 105 38 17
386 Apparently carrying a sidearm is now an alienable right. 1.4497 0.05110 189 127 39 23
387 No, I said we needed "a lien" enforcement. 1.4485 0.05532 165 112 32 21
388 He claims to be something called a “lawyer.” Would you please, please take him back. 1.4483 0.04992 203 138 39 26
389 I knew lawyers weren't human 1.4483 0.04894 203 136 43 24
390 It's a gift. I've always been able to pick out the lawyer in any crowd. 1.4471 0.05535 170 117 30 23
391 Don't sign anything! 1.4469 0.05322 179 122 34 23
392 So that’s where he ended up after college. 1.4469 0.04956 179 116 46 17
393 They decided to return me once they found out I was a politician! 1.4469 0.05142 179 119 40 20
394 The last one's really scary. 1.4464 0.05188 168 110 41 17
395 You come in peace? Then why the lawyer? 1.4462 0.04698 186 118 53 15
396 Where did they kidnap the Republican? 1.4458 0.05303 166 110 38 18
397 They always bring lawyers now. 1.4451 0.04736 173 108 53 12
398 The attorney looks suspicious 1.4450 0.05012 191 128 41 22
399 It's an unidentified flying objection. 1.4450 0.04957 191 127 43 21
400 This invasion better be quick. They’re charging by the hour. 1.4450 0.04739 209 139 47 23
401 Just as I suspected, they're returning Steve. Alien probes are useless on tight-assed corporate attorneys. 1.4444 0.04648 234 160 44 30
402 Oh no! It's Gleep, Zorp, Glimf and Feinstein, the toughest litigators in the galaxy. 1.4444 0.05809 162 114 24 24
403 They appear to mean business. 1.4444 0.04440 198 124 60 14
404 That last one doesn't look too friendly. 1.4433 0.04635 203 132 52 19
405 Now we know why Carl didn't come to work last week. 1.4432 0.04898 185 121 46 18
406 He's a notorious UFO chaser. 1.4432 0.04816 176 112 50 14
407 'Stop begging. You took the lawyer, you keep the lawyer' 1.4427 0.04881 192 127 45 20
408 Do you notice anything odd about your side of the family 1.4426 0.04936 183 120 45 18
409 No, but the lawyer is creepy. 1.4426 0.04875 183 119 47 17
410 Is this yours? We found him in our yard. 1.4421 0.04861 190 125 46 19
411 They're not THAT intelligent -- thinking they landed in an open-carry state 1.4421 0.04861 190 125 46 19
412 See, I told you lawyers were not human 1.4420 0.05097 181 121 40 20
413 Act natural, Steve. The last one looks litigious. 1.4413 0.05259 179 122 35 22
414 I’m so glad he made his connecting flight. 1.4413 0.04526 213 139 54 20
415 Well, apparently they don't eat lawyers. 1.4412 0.05404 170 116 33 21
416 Appears the IRS is cracking down on non-resident aliens. 1.4412 0.04772 204 136 46 22
417 Looks like Price Waterhouse went to extra lengths this year to protect the Oscar results. 1.4409 0.04936 186 123 44 19
418 Great. Millions of advanced civilizations and we get Limited Liability Aliens. 1.4409 0.05110 186 126 38 22
419 They come in peace but ready to litigate. 1.4407 0.04862 177 114 48 15
420 We have come to give your leader back. 1.4405 0.05115 168 110 42 16
421 Isn’t that your ex-wife’s attorney? 1.4403 0.05397 159 106 36 17
422 It's cool - they're legal aliens. 1.4400 0.04841 200 134 44 22
423 I think they're going to make us sign a non-disclosure agreement. 1.4396 0.04766 182 117 50 15
424 They do not look like they come in peace. They brought their lawyer. 1.4385 0.05031 187 126 40 21
425 Thank goodness. I was afraid you'd missed the 7:00. 1.4382 0.05280 178 122 34 22
426 I guess they’re not as advanced as we thought. 1.4378 0.04834 185 121 47 17
427 You shouldn't have criticized their favorite twilight zone episode. 1.4375 0.04945 176 115 45 16
428 Isn’t that Phil from Mergers and Acquisitions? 1.4375 0.05075 176 117 41 18
429 We should have been more specific when we told the adoption agency we wanted four boys. 1.4372 0.05053 183 123 40 20
430 They must be from the planet Litigate." 1.4371 0.05683 151 103 30 18
431 This species is the most feared. They don’t abduct, they sue. 1.4365 0.04946 197 134 40 23
432 It's always bad news when they bring a lawyer 1.4363 0.04562 204 133 53 18
433 I accused them of abducting me. 1.4362 0.05414 149 98 37 14
434 Clearly, they're ray-gun Republicans. 1.4361 0.04627 227 155 45 27
435 It's just not the kind of hostile takeover I expected. 1.4358 0.04948 179 118 44 17
436 Apparently “How to Serve Mankind” was about a subpoena. 1.4358 0.05432 179 126 28 25
437 Better Call Saul 1.4358 0.05011 179 119 42 18
438 I told you not to make fun of their heads. 1.4355 0.04813 186 122 47 17
439 The lawyer means it's definitely a hostile takeover. 1.4345 0.04969 168 109 45 14
440 Of course, the billionaires go to space and then the lawyers get involved 1.4343 0.05093 175 117 40 18
441 Looks like trouble. They brought their lawyer. 1.4337 0.04692 196 129 49 18
442 It's not so much the laser guns...it's the attorney that scares me. 1.4332 0.05141 187 129 35 23
443 With all that travel, they're fanatics about expense accounts 1.4331 0.04805 157 98 50 9
444 There’s our Georgie, always trying to stand out. 1.4329 0.04979 164 106 45 13
445 So, my boss hired some illegal aliens. 1.4327 0.05045 171 113 42 16
446 So what did they teach you on Mars that you couldn't have learned going to M.I.T.? 1.4324 0.05352 148 97 38 13
447 I miss the days when they just used a death ray to take over the planet 1.4324 0.05437 148 98 36 14
448 They've turned our most dangerous weapons against us! 1.4320 0.04631 206 137 49 20
449 Hey Jack, thanks for picking up the kids after school. 1.4317 0.04805 183 120 47 16
450 I think that’s their immigration attorney. 1.4312 0.05438 160 109 33 18
451 I think they want us to sign something before we go with them. 1.4310 0.04776 174 112 49 13
452 Well that's it, we're doomed. They've got a lawyer. 1.4309 0.04949 188 127 41 20
453 Shelter our money in a secret Martian account, you said. 1.4305 0.05600 151 103 31 17
454 Oh, wait. First 'contract' with aliens. Not 'contact. 1.4294 0.04997 163 106 44 13
455 It's E.T.s and their E.T.ESQ. 1.4294 0.05132 170 114 39 17
456 Looks like they're prepared to fight for the movie rights this time. 1.4286 0.05743 154 108 26 20
457 Don’t sign anything Hank. They brought their lawyer with them. 1.4286 0.04884 182 121 44 17
458 I think they are really serious this time. 1.4278 0.04794 180 118 47 15
459 Little Garrett's birthday drone just tapped their bumper and we get this? 1.4277 0.04932 166 108 45 13
460 Successful trip!!! You traded them for Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, Kim Jon Un and Tucker Carlson? 1.4277 0.05493 166 116 29 21
461 Whatever you do, don’t sign anything. 1.4268 0.05585 157 109 29 19
462 We've held off the invasion till your world couldn't get any worse. 1.4267 0.05125 150 97 42 11
463 Uh oh. Close encounters of the IRS kind. 1.4259 0.05091 162 107 41 14
464 I wasn't expecting the probing to be into our accounting practices... 1.4259 0.05166 162 108 39 15
465 Larry is doing great work in takeovers. 1.4258 0.05174 155 102 40 13
466 So these are our new exchange students? 1.4258 0.05092 155 101 42 12
467 When he said he had some potential foreign investors for our business I didn’t realize how far he’d take it. 1.4251 0.05054 167 111 41 15
468 Listen to me, Hal. No matter what they say, DO NOT sign that waiver. 1.4249 0.04850 193 131 42 20
469 I wasn't alarmed until I saw the lawyer. 1.4247 0.05570 146 99 32 15
470 It’s the Doomsday scenario: they’ve lawyered-up! 1.4245 0.06696 106 73 21 12
471 Thanks, but we really don't want our leader back! 1.4244 0.05017 172 115 41 16
472 They mean business! they brought their lawyer. 1.4241 0.04535 191 124 53 14
473 He only gets paid if they win. 1.4235 0.04989 170 113 42 15
474 We're doomed. They're not invading, they're filing a class action. 1.4233 0.04808 189 127 44 18
475 If they ask, tell them the dent in our bumper was from backing into our mail box. 1.4228 0.05486 149 101 33 15
476 Should I be more worried about the four ray guns or the attorney? 1.4223 0.04519 206 137 51 18
477 The last one is a legal alien. 1.4219 0.04752 192 129 45 18
478 Be careful, they might do a legal probe. 1.4217 0.05215 166 113 36 17
479 They said they're Melania's negotiating team for her divorce settlement. 1.4216 0.04941 185 126 40 19
480 Take us to Canada. 1.4214 0.05307 159 108 35 16
481 That last one is straight out of a sci-if horror film. 1.4214 0.05155 159 106 39 14
482 It looks like they’ve come to probe our assets. 1.4211 0.05405 152 103 34 15
483 I wonder what'll do more damage, the ray-guns or the lawyer 1.4205 0.04729 176 115 48 13
484 Well, when you flunk the Bar Exam three times in New York and twice in Florida,I guess you have to go practice in a more exotic jurisdiction. 1.4201 0.05214 169 116 35 18
485 Oh honey! I think they're going to make us sign a non-disclosure agreement! 1.4195 0.04903 174 116 43 15
486 Their guns don't bother me, but that lawyer is gonna be trouble. 1.4192 0.04904 167 110 44 13
487 Looks like they’re prepared to negotiate. 1.4188 0.04882 191 131 40 20
488 Look out! There's a lawyer behind you! 1.4184 0.05004 196 138 34 24
489 They say they're here to serve mankind; what could go wrong? 1.4177 0.05096 158 105 40 13
490 I hope he can bill for travel time.” 1.4172 0.04732 151 95 49 7
491 So terrifying! It’s.. it’s a lawyer! 1.4167 0.04690 192 129 46 17
492 I think Bob looks a little alienated. 1.4167 0.06088 132 93 23 16
493 You know it’s serious when they come lawyered up. 1.4162 0.04920 173 116 42 15
494 Who's the weirdo? 1.4161 0.05735 137 94 29 14
495 Excuse me, what are your pronouns?! 1.4154 0.05437 130 85 36 9
496 It looks like these aliens are legal. 1.4150 0.05532 147 101 31 15
497 Not an invasion...it's a hostile takeover. 1.4146 0.05183 164 112 36 16
498 I wasn’t frightened until I saw the last guy in line. 1.4146 0.05395 164 115 30 19
499 In space, no one can hear you litigate. 1.4145 0.04979 152 99 43 10
500 Do you think they've been vaccinated? 1.4144 0.04827 181 122 43 16
501 Their lawyer has a reputation for asking probing questions. 1.4143 0.05551 140 95 32 13
502 His rates are astronomical 1.4140 0.05195 157 106 37 14
503 Take me to your ledger. 1.4136 0.05514 162 115 27 20
504 Actually, it's the legal alien that concerns me... 1.4132 0.05114 167 114 37 16
505 Uh oh, that's the guy who tried to sell me a universal life insurance policy. 1.4129 0.05321 155 106 34 15
506 I thought I had a bad commute. 1.4126 0.05465 143 97 33 13
507 They've lawyered up since last time! 1.4121 0.04938 165 110 42 13
508 I think he said "Take us to your lawyer" 1.4121 0.04938 165 110 42 13
509 Damn, a lawyer? 1.4118 0.05681 153 109 25 19
510 We're doomed! They bought their legal counsel. 1.4118 0.05470 136 91 34 11
511 They are really serious this time - they brought their lawyer! 1.4114 0.05201 175 123 32 20
512 I called the number on the billboard. It said the firm was called "Zlûkro, Bpē-bpē, ⁛zo, Gnro℺, and Johnson" 1.4114 0.05322 158 109 33 16
513 Wait a minute, I know him! It's D.B. Cooper! 1.4113 0.05611 141 97 30 14
514 This doesn’t look good...they brought their lawyer with them. 1.4110 0.05129 163 111 37 15
515 As long as they’re coming here legally 1.4110 0.05129 163 111 37 15
516 I think they're bluffing. They'll negotiate. 1.4107 0.04874 168 112 43 13
517 Well, now they mean business. 1.4106 0.05338 151 103 34 14
518 Oh shoot, they’ve lawyered up. 1.4106 0.05420 151 104 32 15
519 I've always said that my ex's attorney will stop at nothing. 1.4104 0.05049 173 119 37 17
520 They brought their lawyer. Guess we’re getting probed one way or the other. 1.4103 0.04971 156 103 42 11
521 Apparently he bills by the lightyear. 1.4101 0.05575 139 95 31 13
522 I went to highschool with their lawyer. What are the odds? 1.4091 0.05264 132 86 38 8
523 Did you pay the satellite bill? 1.4088 0.05369 159 111 31 17
524 I heard they switched to legal probes 1.4088 0.05142 159 108 37 14
525 Our Follower wants to meet your Leader. 1.4088 0.05820 137 96 26 15
526 They're not coming in peace! They're coming to litigate! 1.4088 0.05237 137 90 38 9
527 I hope they're vaccinated. 1.4088 0.05439 137 92 34 11
528 We find the term "Illegal Aliens" offensiv 1.4085 0.05104 164 112 37 15
529 Nobody who brings their own lawyer comes in peace. 1.4085 0.05389 164 116 29 19
530 "We've been trying to reach you about your planet's extended warranty. 1.4085 0.05579 142 98 30 14
531 Let's hope this means they will be willing to negotiate. 1.4085 0.05208 142 94 38 10
532 I told you not to buy a bootleg 'Star Wars.' 1.4083 0.05202 169 118 33 18
533 See? I told you lawyers aren't actually human! 1.4080 0.05156 174 122 33 19
534 …I’m more worried that they brought a lawyer. 1.4079 0.05471 152 106 30 16
535 Isn’t that our attorney? 1.4077 0.05536 130 87 33 10
536 Mr. and Mrs. Arbuckle, these are your exchange students for the Fall Semester. 1.4076 0.05188 157 107 36 14
537 This can't end well. They brought their lawyer. 1.4076 0.04826 184 126 41 17
538 The IRS is using creative scare tactics this tax season. 1.4074 0.05882 135 95 25 15
539 I told you not to file for a refund. 1.4072 0.04891 167 112 42 13
540 Resistance is futile. They've got their lawyer with them. 1.4065 0.05071 155 104 39 12
541 Good grief. Who WON’T Dershowitz represent? 1.4062 0.05268 160 111 33 16
542 The fools only brought one lawyer. 1.4062 0.05915 128 89 26 13
543 We're here to take over. You're all doing it wrong. 1.4062 0.05594 128 86 32 10
544 I think they mean business. 1.4061 0.05005 165 112 39 14
545 Looks like they mean business—they brought their lawyer. 1.4057 0.04732 175 117 45 13
546 They got a lawyer. I told you yelling “ET go home” wasn’t a good move. 1.4056 0.05366 143 97 34 12
547 I knew it was only a matter of time before they sued over the Roswell Incident 1.4056 0.05807 143 102 24 17
548 He does anything to boost his frequent flyer miles. 1.4056 0.05084 143 94 40 9
549 Please take him back, and tell him that we aren’t interested in an extended warranty for our spaceship! 1.4054 0.05494 148 103 30 15
550 I knew E.T.'s parents would eventually want to discuss custody. 1.4048 0.05012 168 115 38 15
551 Four ray-guns and a lawyer. It's going to be a hostile takeover! 1.4046 0.04839 173 117 42 14
552 Herbert, did you see how easy that was to park? I wish you’d at least consider one of these new electric cars everyone is talking about. 1.4045 0.05004 178 124 36 18
553 They’ll regret landing in Delaware. 1.4043 0.05602 141 98 29 14
554 I told you not to shine your laser pointer at Mars 1.4041 0.05462 146 101 31 14
555 So that's what happened to D. B. Cooper 1.4041 0.05462 146 101 31 14
556 Is it weird that the guy with briefcase is what worries me? 1.4041 0.05286 146 99 35 12
557 Did you ever see anything so terrifying? And there are four aliens too. 1.4040 0.05494 151 106 29 16
558 Looks like they've lawyered up already. 1.4040 0.05330 151 104 33 14
559 I told you that drone would cause trouble. 1.4038 0.05046 156 105 39 12
560 Oh God! It's a lawyer! 1.4038 0.05440 156 110 29 17
561 Great! They brought their attorney. 1.4037 0.05166 161 111 35 15
562 I never would have remarried if I thought they would return him. 1.4037 0.05387 161 114 29 18
563 I'm more worried about the guy in the back. 1.4036 0.04756 166 110 45 11
564 It’s good to see Al Franken working again. 1.4035 0.05017 171 118 37 16
565 Wow, it looks like all aliens are right handed! 1.4031 0.05773 129 89 28 12
566 Ok, 'Little Green Men' is inappropriate, from now on we will say, 'Broccoli'. 1.4031 0.05560 129 87 32 10
567 They Came. They sued. They conquered. 1.4028 0.05336 144 98 34 12
568 He did say his job involved travel and that some of the staff were space cadets but…. 1.4027 0.05121 149 100 38 11
569 These days, everybody has an agent! 1.4027 0.05464 149 104 30 15
570 Take us to your Plaintiff. 1.4026 0.05172 154 105 36 13
571 This could be trouble. They brought a lawyer. 1.4023 0.04885 174 119 40 15
572 This can’t be good. They brought their attorney. 1.4023 0.04677 174 116 46 12
573 I guess on his planet he’d be considered a diversity hire. 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
574 Oh, God! It's my first husband. He hasn't aged at all. 1.4014 0.05517 147 103 29 15
575 Looks like they’ve come to do business. 1.4014 0.05077 147 98 39 10
576 Omg, they brought their lawyer with them! 1.4013 0.05302 152 105 33 14
577 Bill! I know I said I'd wait for you, but you never even called. 1.4012 0.05215 162 113 33 16
578 Let's hope they're only looking to settle. 1.4012 0.04809 167 112 43 12
579 Looks like a close encounter of the litigious kind 1.4011 0.04857 182 126 39 17
580 They must expect trouble...they brought their lawyer. 1.4000 0.05345 140 95 34 11
581 Wow, dad has not changed a day in 20 years. 1.4000 0.05806 140 100 24 16
582 Oh,oh,Bobby is home! I guess they couldn't live with him either. 1.4000 0.05146 155 106 36 13
583 First come the space billionaires, then come the lawyers. 1.4000 0.05902 125 87 26 12
584 Oh, that's so cute! They bring even their pet! 1.4000 0.05584 135 93 30 12
585 Those ray guns don't scare me but that lawyer looks like trouble. 1.4000 0.05267 150 103 34 13
586 When we visit earth, we always bring our attorney. 1.3985 0.05540 133 91 31 11
587 Congratulations! You are our SpaceStation Clearinghouse Contest Winners. 1.3985 0.05937 133 95 23 15
588 Ma’am, we’ve been trying to reach you regarding your car’s extended warranty. 1.3984 0.06080 123 87 23 13
589 I guess NDAs have kept them unidentified 1.3975 0.05083 161 111 36 14
590 I told you that you shouldn’t have pulled the tag off the mattress 1.3975 0.05159 161 112 34 15
591 I'm not worried about the ray guns, but that guy with the briefcase could be a lawyer. 1.3974 0.05199 156 108 34 14
592 These IRS audits have reached an entirely new level. 1.3974 0.04890 151 100 42 9
593 I'm not sure what scares me more, aliens with weapons or what looks to be their lawyer. 1.3974 0.04890 151 100 42 9
594 Just wait until they find out lawyers aren't human. 1.3969 0.06100 131 95 20 16
595 Oh my god -- are we getting audited? 1.3969 0.05804 131 92 26 13
596 It figures, even the aliens have lawyered up. 1.3966 0.05037 179 127 33 19
597 I thought we were going to settle out of Earth. 1.3961 0.05164 154 106 35 13
598 A Limited Liability Invasion is my guess. 1.3960 0.05112 149 101 37 11
599 They are lawyering up to keep our billionaires out of space. 1.3960 0.05538 149 106 27 16
600 Price, Waterhouse, Cooper, Ernst & Young? 1.3953 0.06169 129 94 19 16
601 The ray guns don't bother me, but the attorney, definitely!" 1.3952 0.05930 124 87 25 12
602 That’s the last time I trust you with signing his permission slip 1.3951 0.04981 162 111 38 13
603 They mean business. 1.3947 0.04953 152 102 40 10
604 We would like to do a prisoner swap. You can take this second hand car salesman. In return we want Trump. 1.3946 0.05068 147 99 38 10
605 This has all the hallmarks of a hostile takeover. 1.3944 0.05650 142 101 26 15
606 We said we were open to DISCUSSING foreign adoption 1.3943 0.04788 175 120 41 14
607 OMG, look. Who uses a briefcase anymore. 1.3942 0.05419 137 94 32 11
608 This was not what I expected when they said it was going to be a hostile takeover. 1.3935 0.05218 155 108 33 14
609 All abductions now require signed consent forms. 1.3932 0.05942 117 81 26 10
610 We never should have signed that NDA. 1.3926 0.05032 163 113 36 14
611 This is trouble. They've already got an attorney! 1.3920 0.05781 125 87 27 11
612 They say they're from planet litigium. 1.3920 0.06000 125 89 23 13
613 I wasn't worried until I saw their lawyer. 1.3919 0.05220 148 102 34 12
614 I told you Fred was lying when he said he was going to the Hamptons for the weekend. 1.3917 0.05952 120 84 25 11
615 Damn it! They brought a lawyer. 1.3916 0.05348 143 99 32 12
616 I told you he was going into immigration law. 1.3916 0.05252 166 119 29 18
617 Oh no, it's an audit probe! 1.3913 0.05580 138 97 28 13
618 We are so happy you made new friends. 1.3910 0.05110 156 108 35 13
619 Oh! My God, they're here to repossess Earth. 1.3910 0.05529 133 92 30 11
620 They mean business this time... 1.3907 0.05396 151 107 29 15
621 That law firm really does have “offices conveniently located” everywhere! 1.3907 0.05313 151 106 31 14
622 Oh no, it's an Unidentified Flying Objection! 1.3906 0.05572 128 88 30 10
623 He's going to plead our courts lack jurisdiction. 1.3905 0.04902 169 117 38 14
624 I think maybe we should have hired him when we had the chance. 1.3902 0.05492 123 83 32 8
625 Looks like they’ve changed the format for ‘People’s Court. 1.3902 0.05958 123 87 24 12
626 He's been fighting for the rights of illegal aliens for years. 1.3901 0.05399 141 98 31 12
627 Yes, I'm thier lawyer. They want to become legal aliens. 1.3897 0.05733 136 97 25 14
628 They’ve come for our jobs. 1.3893 0.05586 131 91 29 11
629 Their first day on Planet Earth and they already have a lawyer. 1.3893 0.05013 149 101 38 10
630 At warp speed, time compresses to infinity – so he's really racking up the billable hours. 1.3893 0.05278 149 104 32 13
631 They’ve mastered intergalactic space travel, but they still need Human Resources?! 1.3889 0.05960 126 90 23 13
632 What eminent domain lawsuit? 1.3889 0.05049 162 113 35 14
633 When he said he worked for Mars, I assumed the candy company. 1.3882 0.05202 152 106 33 13
634 Oh no! He has another family! 1.3881 0.05287 134 91 34 9
635 Adoption is always complicated. 1.3875 0.04855 160 109 40 11
636 Now apparently you have to sign a consent form before being abducted. 1.3873 0.05179 142 97 35 10
637 Apparently they want us to take Jeff Bezos back. 1.3871 0.05368 155 111 28 16
638 Isn't that Elon Musk's attorney? 1.3871 0.05918 124 88 24 12
639 Look at that really weird one. 1.3857 0.05698 140 101 24 15
640 Which one is him? 1.3857 0.05227 140 96 34 10
641 They’re way less advanced then I thought. 1.3856 0.05174 153 107 33 13
642 Oh god...They lawyered up! 1.3856 0.05005 153 105 37 11
643 Take us to your attorney! 1.3855 0.05031 166 117 34 15
644 Exclude me, earthling. Have you been injured in an auto accident? 1.3852 0.05853 135 98 22 15
645 They're looking for Elon Musk 1.3851 0.05383 148 105 29 14
646 Holy.... It's my old boyfriend. I thought he ghosted me. 1.3846 0.05715 130 92 26 12
647 Oh, no! E. T. phoned his lawyer! 1.3846 0.05609 130 91 28 11
648 I see Elon is expanding his recruitments! 1.3846 0.06051 117 83 23 11
649 He said he’d be the one with the briefcase. 1.3846 0.05101 156 109 34 13
650 Yup. It’s tax time there too 1.3840 0.05302 125 84 34 7
651 And I thought I had a long commute! 1.3836 0.05031 159 111 35 13
652 Nothing friendly about these aliens, they brought along their attorney 1.3835 0.05198 133 90 35 8
653 He must be a great immigration lawyer. 1.3835 0.05916 133 97 21 15
654 If they came in peace, why did they bring a lawyer? 1.3833 0.05820 120 84 26 10
655 The one with the tie and the briefcase scares me the most. 1.3831 0.04805 154 104 41 9
656 We're returning him because he turned out not to be your leader. 1.3830 0.05664 141 102 24 15
657 Which one is the alien? It's hard to tell. 1.3826 0.06124 115 82 22 11
658 Strangely, the little guys with the ray-guns don't frighten me. But that corporate dude with the briefcase scares the hell out of me! 1.3826 0.05437 149 107 27 15
659 Aliens I don't mind, but LAWYERS!!! 1.3819 0.05215 144 100 33 11
660 As I suspected, lawyers aren't like us. 1.3819 0.05025 144 98 37 9
661 Law & Order: SETI? 1.3814 0.06128 118 85 21 12
662 Uh oh, here come the little Putins. 1.3813 0.05812 139 102 21 16
663 We come in peace. The lawyer does not. 1.3813 0.05236 160 115 29 16
664 The law firm of Glib, Glob, Gleep, Gloob, and Cohen. 1.3806 0.05685 134 96 25 13
665 I was afraid of this...real estate attorneys are everywhere these day! 1.3806 0.05685 134 96 25 13
666 Look out! He's got a BRIEFCASE!!! 1.3803 0.05263 142 99 32 11
667 Hank, tell me you didn’t violate the NDA! 1.3803 0.05541 142 102 26 14
668 You know, honey, even aliens have the right to a lawyer. 1.3803 0.05070 142 97 36 9
669 I thought we were just going to e-file our taxes this year. 1.3802 0.05660 121 84 28 9
670 I thought they would be a more advanced civilization than ours. 1.3798 0.05633 129 91 27 11
671 Maybe they couldn’t afford him either. 1.3798 0.05524 129 90 29 10
672 Because of the pandemic we now have local remote and remote remote workers. 1.3798 0.05185 129 87 35 7
673 Stop whining; he is not moving back in with us! 1.3796 0.05692 108 73 29 6
674 This is because of that Yelp review after my last abduction, isn't it? 1.3796 0.05781 137 100 22 15
675 We come in cease and desist. 1.3791 0.05164 153 108 32 13
676 On the bright side, the invasion will be negotiated. 1.3791 0.04819 153 104 40 9
677 Uh oh. Looks like they've lawyered up. 1.3790 0.05905 124 89 23 12
678 Apparently lawyers look the same on any planet. 1.3788 0.05744 132 95 24 13
679 This will be our first contract with aliens. 1.3786 0.05116 140 96 35 9
680 I knew this neighborhood would gentrify sooner or later. 1.3786 0.05015 140 95 37 8
681 Oh my, they must have avoided landing in court. 1.3786 0.05216 140 97 33 10
682 Now there's a half-assed attempt at assimilation. 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
683 How was I supposed to know eating a Mars bar was copyright infringement? 1.3782 0.05092 156 110 33 13
684 Uh oh! Ray guns and a real estate agent. 1.3782 0.05172 156 111 31 14
685 Herb, I told you we never should have started talking to those bots at the IRS. 1.3780 0.05582 127 89 28 10
686 If you really 'come in peace' you wouldn't be brandishing a lawyer! 1.3778 0.05649 135 97 25 13
687 From the look of their council, they do not come in peace. 1.3770 0.05248 122 82 34 6
688 Uh oh, they brought their lawyer... They definitely do not come in peace. 1.3769 0.05597 130 92 27 11
689 They've come to challenge certain inalienable rights. 1.3768 0.05060 138 94 36 8
690 I thought you said you stopped responding to Craigslist ads. 1.3767 0.05424 146 105 27 14
691 It looks likes ET's kids want to negotiate a better deal for the sequel. 1.3761 0.05943 109 76 25 8
692 Oh no !!!! My first husband.. !!! 1.3761 0.06222 109 78 21 10
693 I think they're ready to negotiate! 1.3759 0.05401 133 93 30 10
694 He's always tried to work where he can stand out 1.3759 0.04986 141 96 37 8
695 Oh, my God! This looks worse than we thought. They brought their lawyer. 1.3759 0.04986 141 96 37 8
696 I have no intention of signing the non-disclosure agreement. 1.3758 0.05170 149 105 32 12
697 Bristling with guns and lawyers? Why, they're just like us! 1.3758 0.04900 149 102 38 9
698 When your brother said he was representing nonresident aliens for those expensive real estate deals near the park, I never imagined this. 1.3750 0.05109 144 100 34 10
699 These former Trump lawyers take the oddest jobs. 1.3750 0.05476 144 104 26 14
700 This time they’ve come with legal probes. 1.3750 0.05417 136 96 29 11
701 I think we should talk to the one with the briefcase. 1.3750 0.04923 152 105 37 10
702 I knew billionaires going to space seemed like a bad idea. 1.3750 0.05966 112 79 24 9
703 Oh shit. The Republicans are here. 1.3750 0.05347 152 110 27 15
704 Is this about the non-disclosure statement you signed? 1.3750 0.05559 120 83 29 8
705 I guess every life form needs a lawyer. 1.3750 0.05434 128 89 30 9
706 We’re ‘Hollywood, Alabama’! You want the one in California! 1.3750 0.05764 128 92 24 12
707 Scott wasn't kidding when he told us he had an out-of-state client to represent. 1.3750 0.04677 168 116 41 11
708 Damn layers are everywhere! 1.3742 0.05081 163 117 31 15
709 Oh great. You just had to threaten to report them to immigration. Now they've lawyered up. 1.3742 0.05109 155 110 32 13
710 They're not sending us their best. 1.3741 0.05479 147 107 25 15
711 I'm so happy he found a place where he fits in. 1.3740 0.05122 131 89 35 7
712 Somehow the briefcase worries me more than the ray guns. 1.3740 0.05561 131 93 27 11
713 Not taking any chances, are they? 1.3740 0.05584 123 86 28 9
714 Don’t they know you have the wear masks on flights”? 1.3740 0.05932 123 89 22 12
715 This is the last time we send our kids to camp 1.3738 0.06302 107 77 20 10
716 Was this what you had in mind in hiring an "out-of-this-world" cleaning service? 1.3733 0.05142 150 106 32 12
717 We’re back and we brought our lawyer 1.3733 0.05142 150 106 32 12
718 We are so grateful you were able to get a flight on such short notice. 1.3732 0.05156 142 99 33 10
719 Well, it's about time! We've been waiting light years. 1.3730 0.05934 126 92 21 13
720 I always thought lawyers were not human. 1.3727 0.06038 110 78 23 9
721 Oh, god, they brought their lawyer … 1.3725 0.05318 153 111 27 15
722 Smile, but don’t say a word without legal representation. 1.3724 0.04985 145 100 36 9
723 Oh brother, I hate lawyers. 1.3724 0.05265 145 103 30 12
724 We're bringing your leader back to you. 1.3723 0.05284 137 96 31 10
725 Looks like they are prepared to negotiate. Don't jump at the first offer! 1.3721 0.05170 129 88 34 7
726 Look out!!Behind you! !! 1.3721 0.06135 129 97 16 16
727 Whatever they say, don't agree to a tax probe. 1.3721 0.05726 129 93 24 12
728 Oh, he's our immigration attorney, Bernie 1.3720 0.04670 164 113 41 10
729 Apparently, this is not their first invasion. 1.3718 0.05162 156 112 30 14
730 Watch while the suit ruins everything. 1.3717 0.05508 113 77 30 6
731 He's not kidnapped; he's on retainer. 1.3714 0.05783 105 72 27 6
732 I didn't know he was bringing the whole family! 1.3712 0.05313 132 92 31 9
733 Looks like these guys mean business. 1.3712 0.05832 132 97 21 14
734 Do you think they want to serve man? 1.3710 0.05664 124 88 26 10
735 You should have let me know you were bring friends home for dinner. 1.3710 0.05664 124 88 26 10
736 Look, Frank--litigious green men! 1.3707 0.05939 116 83 23 10
737 Tell them we got a better offer. 1.3707 0.06064 116 84 21 11
738 We really should've read the Terms and Conditions 1.3704 0.04867 162 114 36 12
739 Take us to your Comptroller 1.3704 0.05014 135 92 36 7
740 That last alien terrifies me! 1.3699 0.05052 146 102 34 10
741 How many miles did you write off this time? 1.3699 0.05052 146 102 34 10
742 We’re in trouble, they brought an accountant. 1.3699 0.05499 146 107 24 15
743 Is that Tucker Carlson? 1.3694 0.06261 111 81 19 11
744 You know it must be serious if they brought their lawyer with them. 1.3694 0.06261 111 81 19 11
745 Just, whatever you do, don't sign anything. 1.3692 0.05475 130 92 28 10
746 Clearly they know their rights 1.3692 0.05253 130 90 32 8
747 These are the Four Moonbeams. You used one of their songs in your tire store commercial without permission. 1.3692 0.05995 130 97 18 15
748 It's always a bad sign when they bring a lawyer. 1.3691 0.04888 149 103 37 9
749 But it was only a little space junk. 1.3689 0.06321 103 74 20 9
750 I don't think he's fooling anyone with his fucking briefcase. 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
751 Well, at least he dresses better than before they abducted him. 1.3688 0.05074 141 98 34 9
752 The one in the suit has a smaller brain . He must be their agent . 1.3684 0.05594 133 96 25 12
753 I told you those baseball caps we sent wouldn't fit. 1.3684 0.05609 114 79 28 7
754 Which one of you is Brian? 1.3684 0.05469 114 78 30 6
755 Oh, they’re conducting a legal probe. 1.3684 0.05695 133 97 23 13
756 Looks like another hostile takeover. 1.3681 0.05284 144 103 29 12
757 Legal aliens, I guess. 1.3680 0.05740 125 90 24 11
758 Look, it's the Legal Aliens... 1.3680 0.05740 125 90 24 11
759 Looks like they brought their own asshole. 1.3680 0.05961 125 92 20 13
760 We paid your tuition, you don’t call us, and now this is the crowd you’re running around with? 1.3679 0.06043 106 75 23 8
761 I told you they would bring their lawyer. 1.3676 0.05602 136 99 24 13
762 Look! It's Marjorie Taylor Greene's legal team. 1.3675 0.06492 117 89 13 15
763 Wow, are they still litigating ET’s phone bill? 1.3675 0.06261 117 87 17 13
764 'Oh, John, we should have let him be a musician...' 1.3675 0.06021 117 85 21 11
765 It's best if we find something in common. I'll talk to the one at the back, you'll talk to the bald ones. 1.3675 0.04856 166 118 35 13
766 Let us hope it is not a cease and de-exist letter. 1.3672 0.05419 128 90 29 9
767 My god and they come with their lawyer!! 1.3672 0.05532 128 91 27 10
768 He has the names of this year's Oscar winners 1.3672 0.05419 128 90 29 9
769 One of these things is not like the others. 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
770 Apparently, "Klaatu Barada Nikto" means "You will he hearing from our lawyers." 1.3669 0.05512 139 101 25 13
771 I'm 80% confident that they are friendly. 1.3667 0.05542 120 84 28 8
772 He was outsourced. 1.3667 0.05667 120 85 26 9
773 Now they're really mad. 1.3667 0.05909 120 87 22 11
774 It’s Mike Lindell’s new attorneys. 1.3664 0.05653 131 95 24 12
775 Take my husband, please. 1.3661 0.05812 112 79 25 8
776 I thought they'd be more advanced. 1.3659 0.05687 123 88 25 10
777 When they booked our spare room for a family of five, this is NOT what I expected. 1.3655 0.05254 145 104 29 12
778 We're from the government and we're here to help. 1.3654 0.06417 104 76 18 10
779 I hear his commute is pretty bad but the company's benefits are out of this world 1.3652 0.05569 115 80 28 7
780 They come in peace, but I'm here to do an audit. 1.3651 0.05589 126 90 26 10
781 Can you take him back and pretend that never happened? 1.3650 0.05167 137 96 32 9
782 I hope your lawyer informed you this is not an open carry state. 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
783 It's the one with the spreadsheets that scares me. 1.3644 0.05471 118 82 29 7
784 Musk made it to Mars. 1.3643 0.05712 129 94 23 12
785 He must be in charge of the probe. 1.3643 0.05605 129 93 25 11
786 Oh, my god, they've brought their lawyer! 1.3643 0.05920 129 96 19 14
787 He must be carrying the codes. 1.3636 0.05116 121 82 34 5
788 Looks like they went with Xfjd, Xdskl, Zedies, Yeissaeajitaoex and Johnston... 1.3636 0.06014 132 100 16 16
789 Space Camp was awesome!! 1.3636 0.05824 99 68 26 5
790 Oh great! The alien spaceship and crew I ordered from Amazon two minutes ago already got here. 1.3636 0.05868 121 88 22 11
791 He always has to be different. 1.3630 0.05488 146 108 23 15
792 Oh no, it looks like Trumps Lawyers now have body guards. 1.3630 0.05624 135 99 23 13
793 Are we getting audited again? 1.3629 0.04903 124 83 37 4
794 Oh, no! That restraining order was humanity’s last hope! 1.3629 0.05649 124 89 25 10
795 Greetings. Take us to your ledger. 1.3628 0.06037 113 82 21 10
796 Apparently Musk isn't any more popular on Mars than he is on Earth. 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
797 It looks like these aliens mean business! 1.3624 0.05405 149 110 24 15
798 I am open to a close encounter, but not with a lawyer! 1.3623 0.05033 138 96 34 8
799 Rudy Giuliani and his team finally deliver the missing ballots. 1.3623 0.05628 138 102 22 14
800 This is bad. They brought a lawyer. 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
801 He did say he would be working remotely. 1.3619 0.05434 105 71 30 4
802 I believe we're about to make first contract. 1.3609 0.05975 133 101 16 16
803 Oh no! An attorney! 1.3600 0.05131 125 86 33 6
804 I don’t know which is worse, tort or torture. 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
805 Dear, this Area 51 National Park is absolutely remarkable! 1.3596 0.05590 114 80 27 7
806 He did mention his job was out of this world. 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
807 Wow, a real hitchhiker from the galaxy. 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
808 Honey,I alienized the kids. 1.3592 0.05830 103 72 25 6
809 I know who the four guys are, but who's the alien? 1.3592 0.06450 103 76 17 10
810 Well, the adoption agency did say they were illegal aliens. 1.3590 0.05880 117 85 22 10
811 Oh my gosh, it’s Harrison! We were in grade school together! 1.3590 0.06004 117 86 20 11
812 We come in peace; though, our lawyer requires a binding agreement. 1.3590 0.06004 117 86 20 11
813 I heard he won a stratospheric settlement for them." . 1.3588 0.05638 131 96 23 12
814 Did you even bring the sourdough starter?! 1.3585 0.06023 106 76 22 8
815 See Herb, I told you the IRS was hiring more agents! 1.3585 0.05872 106 75 24 7
816 Immigration lawyer 1.3583 0.05773 120 87 23 10
817 Can we get them green cards? 1.3583 0.06126 120 90 17 13
818 Well I guess our son misunderstood when we said to use your law degree to help impoverished “aliens”. 1.3583 0.05525 120 85 27 8
819 Jim’s been practicing interstellar law. 1.3578 0.06186 109 80 19 10
820 They're dropping off Rudy Giuliani. 1.3577 0.06013 123 92 18 13
821 We’re returning this item,it’s defective. 1.3571 0.05930 112 81 22 9
822 They have a screen test at Disney today, and he’s their agent. 1.3571 0.06064 112 82 20 10
823 Honey, it's Norman! He looks so good in a suit. 1.3565 0.06199 115 86 17 12
824 If the choice is forced abduction or litigation, I vote for abduction. 1.3565 0.05411 115 80 29 6
825 They've sent Martian, Martian, Martian, Martian & Marshall. 1.3565 0.05411 115 80 29 6
826 I think they want our absentee ballots. 1.3564 0.06227 101 73 20 8
827 Their lawyers are probably much more advanced than ours. The world is doomed. 1.3562 0.05389 146 108 24 14
828 They brought their attorney?! We are soooo getting probed! 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
829 He told me he needed space. 1.3561 0.05805 132 99 19 14
830 I see Trump has gotten new representation. 1.3559 0.05961 118 87 20 11
831 Once they learn the latest Earth news they will wish they kept the motor running. 1.3559 0.05584 118 84 26 8
832 Oh $#!% they don’t come in peace, they have a lawyer 1.3559 0.05584 118 84 26 8
833 The came to sue Bezos for his internet satellite monopoly. 1.3554 0.05733 121 88 23 10
834 Oh, look! Another four Musk babies we didn't know about. 1.3551 0.05976 107 77 22 8
835 We wish to return your leader! 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
836 No, if this was a friendly encounter they wouldn't need a lawyer. 1.3548 0.05146 124 86 32 6
837 Look! They’ve been infected with lawyers too! 1.3548 0.05515 124 89 26 9
838 They've been trying to reach you about your vehicle's extended warranty. 1.3548 0.05633 124 90 24 10
839 Dammit. They brought Dan back. 1.3546 0.05243 141 102 28 11
840 I think they're serious about buying our house. They brought their own real estate agent. 1.3543 0.05306 127 90 29 8
841 This does not look good—they've already lawyered up. 1.3543 0.05306 127 90 29 8
842 I suppose he’s with them to guarantee that they receive their unalienable rights. 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
843 It’s the one in the back who scares me. 1.3542 0.06619 96 71 16 9
844 These days everyone brings a lawyer. 1.3540 0.05886 113 82 22 9
845 Your Airbnb is ready 1.3540 0.05468 113 79 28 6
846 That explains the cows wrapped in red tape. 1.3540 0.05611 113 80 26 7
847 When we threaten scorched Earth litigation, we mean it ! 1.3540 0.05750 113 81 24 8
848 Oh no! I've always been afraid of Unidentified Financial Officers. 1.3538 0.05764 130 97 20 13
849 And I thought he ran off with Harriet. 1.3537 0.04904 147 104 34 9
850 Is that your immigration attorney? 1.3535 0.05618 99 68 27 4
851 That fifth guy in line is super scary! 1.3535 0.06310 99 72 19 8
852 When did our son join the Space Force? 1.3534 0.05511 116 82 27 7
853 Oh mi-god, they have an attorney! It's the end of the world! 1.3534 0.05776 116 84 23 9
854 Sweetheart, what insect removal service did you call?" 1.3534 0.05463 133 97 25 11
855 I didn’t know he was bringing the kids 1.3533 0.04647 150 104 39 7
856 What is the statute of limitations in light years? 1.3529 0.05853 102 72 24 6
857 It looks like you're also going to be probed by the taxman! 1.3525 0.05193 139 100 29 10
858 This is bad. They came with a lawyer. 1.3525 0.05580 139 104 21 14
859 If they brought a lawyer, it’s a hostile takeover. 1.3520 0.05594 125 91 24 10
860 We plan to take by force all of this planet's natural resources. McCrimmon will handle the paperwork 1.3520 0.05594 125 91 24 10
861 I didn't think making first contact with our new accountant would be this exciting. 1.3519 0.05929 108 78 22 8
862 Uh-Oh, it’s worse than an invasion to wipe us out. They want to litigate. 1.3517 0.05318 145 107 25 13
863 You can always spot the Air Marshall. 1.3509 0.05708 114 82 24 8
864 Do you suppose their people want to talk to our people? 1.3509 0.05570 114 81 26 7
865 Since they came to negotiate, let's go ahead and ask for the ship. They can have this planet. 1.3509 0.05708 114 82 24 8
866 Well now we know where D. B. Cooper has been for all these years. 1.3505 0.06561 97 72 16 9
867 These salesmen leave no stone unturned. 1.3504 0.05335 117 82 29 6
868 It looks like they're here to settle. 1.3504 0.05195 117 81 31 5
869 They mean business. Open carry AND a Second amendment lawyer. 1.3500 0.05876 120 89 20 11
870 We come in peace. Stan is our attorney. 1.3500 0.05876 120 89 20 11
871 The commute must be awful! 1.3500 0.05752 100 70 25 5
872 Isn't that Bob Randall, who talked us into signing a "death by Martian invasion" waiver on our life insurance? 1.3500 0.06571 100 75 15 10
873 Thank goodness they decided to return him by April 15. 1.3497 0.04988 143 102 32 9
874 Not surprising they brought their lawyer. 1.3496 0.05413 123 88 27 8
875 Uh oh, what do you think their lawyer wants? 1.3496 0.05288 123 87 29 7
876 Oh no, they brought their lawyer. This could be a hostile takeover. 1.3496 0.05413 123 88 27 8
877 I don't have a good feeling about the last one. 1.3496 0.04896 123 84 35 4
878 He’s the black suit of the family. 1.3496 0.05535 123 89 25 9
879 I thought you said he was going to school for IT not ET. 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
880 Hello. We're here to talk to you about your car's extended warranty. 1.3495 0.06279 103 76 18 9
881 They've hired the law firm of Oop Eek Ork Ork and Lebowitz. 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
882 Wait - did we say we'd adopt four? 1.3488 0.05352 129 93 27 9
883 Please tell Elon that I already took down my Tesla review. 1.3486 0.05738 109 78 24 7
884 Hey look, it's Jim! I wanted to hire him, but his rates were out of this world. 1.3486 0.05587 109 77 26 6
885 I don’t trust that one at the end of the line. 1.3486 0.05884 109 79 22 8
886 Uh oh. They have a lawyer. 1.3485 0.05482 132 97 24 11
887 Oh dear, they look litigious! 1.3481 0.04621 135 92 39 4
888 Billy, next time, just phone home. 1.3478 0.05666 115 83 24 8
889 Jimmy Hoffa's lost a lotta weight! 1.3478 0.05530 115 82 26 7
890 We're bringing him back for a refund. He's no good. 1.3478 0.06454 92 67 18 7
891 Thank God some sanity has finally arrived, except they brought their lawyer? 1.3478 0.05665 92 63 26 3
892 Crap!! Looks like four more votes for Trump!!! 1.3478 0.05967 138 108 12 18
893 Management consultant, my foot! I'm his mother and I say there's such a thing as too many work trips. 1.3471 0.05211 121 85 30 6
894 I knew that boarding school was a bad idea. 1.3471 0.04939 121 83 34 4
895 Accountants freak me out. 1.3469 0.04984 147 106 31 10
896 FIRST CONTRACT 1.3469 0.04984 147 106 31 10
897 They were friendly before they lawyered up. 1.3468 0.05127 124 87 31 6
898 I think they’re hostile. They brought their lawyer. 1.3467 0.05093 150 110 28 12
899 I missed my connection. 1.3465 0.06361 101 75 17 9
900 Always the nondisclosure form. 1.3465 0.05405 127 92 26 9
901 He never said anything about a second family. 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
902 I thought the saying was, "business in the front, party in the back." 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
903 Why are you returning him? 1.3459 0.04658 133 91 38 4
904 We are taking over your planet. Our attorney has the documents to sign. 1.3458 0.06100 107 79 19 9
905 I really don’t want any of them to date our daughter. 1.3458 0.05650 107 76 25 6
906 Damn. They brought our leader back. 1.3456 0.05753 136 104 17 15
907 Who’d you say your brother works for again? 1.3456 0.05360 136 100 25 11
908 oh no - they brought a space suit 1.3456 0.05258 136 99 27 10
909 Since he was a baby, Jim has always had to be different from his brothers. 1.3455 0.05839 110 80 22 8
910 OMG, our lawyer's abduction stories are true! And now he's negotiating for 30 percent of the world's resources! 1.3451 0.05569 142 108 19 15
911 I can hear them telepathically. I think they're saying, "Take us to your lawyer." 1.3448 0.05625 116 84 24 8
912 We do need workers and I am sure they have green cards. 1.3445 0.05653 119 87 23 9
913 I always knew Todd was a bit different. 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
914 That’s the tech support. 1.3442 0.05161 154 115 25 14
915 He finally found some clients who can afford his astronomical fees. 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
916 Galactic Social Services is taking custody of this planet! 1.3440 0.05341 125 90 27 8
917 Steve, is work so important that you even had to cut your abduction short? 1.3440 0.05341 125 90 27 8
918 Looks like they already know a lot about how this planet works. 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
919 Take us to your leader or legal representative. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
920 Their leader’s a tax auditor. This can’t be good. 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
921 I wasn't frightened until I saw they brought their attorney 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
922 Uh oh, they’re litigious. 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
923 Take us to your representative. 1.3434 0.06447 99 74 16 9
924 Don’t worry , they are just Mars’ s version of the Beatles 1.3434 0.06285 99 73 18 8
925 No question--it's a hostile takeover. 1.3431 0.06152 102 75 19 8
926 Space aliens never concern me so much as guys with briefcases... 1.3431 0.06460 102 77 15 10
927 Maybe we should have said, from anywhere in the “world”instead of “universe”, in the adoption form. 1.3431 0.05485 102 71 27 4
928 We're doomed! They're armed and incorporated. 1.3427 0.04973 143 103 31 9
929 It's a merger. 1.3426 0.06193 108 81 17 10
930 They don't probe, they audit. 1.3426 0.05123 108 74 31 3
931 Do you think they'll take us, I'm so ready. 1.3426 0.06052 108 80 19 9
932 But why did they bring Dave back? 1.3423 0.06070 111 83 18 10
933 Oh no, anal probes AND a tax audit !! 1.3423 0.05794 111 81 22 8
934 I knew that wall wasn't going to stop aliens from coming into the country. 1.3423 0.05651 111 80 24 7
935 They said he would not be harmed but he's returned a lawyer. 1.3421 0.05822 114 84 21 9
936 What do you think? Lawyer, accountant or publicity agent 1.3421 0.05822 114 84 21 9
937 We’ve come to collect on your student loans, extend your vehicle warranties, and enlarge your penises. 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
938 Take me to your financial planner. 1.3419 0.05967 117 88 18 11
939 Did you remember to pay the gas bill last month? 1.3419 0.05842 117 87 20 10
940 He probably specializes in undocumented aliens. 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
941 They come lawyered up? 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
942 I told you he was going to fly in with the wrong crowd. 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
943 I tried to tell you that email wasn't from the real IRS! 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
944 Does he think he's in line for a promotion?” 1.3413 0.05873 126 96 17 13
945 OH LOOK, THERE'S JOHN 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
946 Oh no! This looks like a hostile takeover 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
947 Apparently they chase Flying Saucers as well as Ambulances ! 1.3409 0.05571 132 99 21 12
948 This looks like a hostile takeover. 1.3409 0.06836 88 66 14 8
949 Look, Roy, they brought your grandfather back. 1.3409 0.05673 132 100 19 13
950 It's a hostile takeover, because look, they brought their lawyer! 1.3407 0.04950 135 96 32 7
951 I wish we could just do the short form again. 1.3407 0.06485 91 67 17 7
952 I did say law school would turn him into an alien. 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
953 I’d tell them they’re trespassing, but I’m guessing we’d end up in court. 1.3402 0.05841 97 69 23 5
954 I knew we shouldn't have cheated on our taxes. 1.3400 0.05360 100 69 28 3
955 We should tell Junior to switch to accounting 1.3398 0.06255 103 77 17 9
956 Well, it kinda makes sense that all that anal probing would produce an a-hole lawyer. 1.3398 0.06101 103 76 19 8
957 So this is what your brother meant by an "out of this world legal career that was taking him places". 1.3396 0.06126 106 79 18 9
958 So that where attorneys come from 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
959 I told you sending him to the Space Force Academy was a mistake, Henry! I don't even recognize him...... 1.3393 0.05888 112 83 20 9
960 Now we can’t just land on the moon, we have to negotiate an easement? 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
961 I know we told our social worker we're willing to adopt from out-of-area, but... 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
962 Remember... we don't sign anything. 1.3391 0.05778 115 85 21 9
963 Who's the freak with the briefcase? 1.3390 0.05923 118 89 18 11
964 Remember John, don't sign an NDA. It will only benefit the aliens. 1.3390 0.05138 118 83 30 5
965 Oh, he’s here to help us understand your tax code 1.3390 0.05800 118 88 20 10
966 Let's hope this is a civil suit. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
967 A legal probe? Even worse. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
968 It looks like they taught him humility. 1.3388 0.05190 121 86 29 6
969 "You were paid to keep HIM on YOUR planet." 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
970 You said your relatives weren't coming 'til next week. 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
971 Interplanetary law has its perks. 1.3385 0.05300 130 95 26 9
972 What's the universal gesture for We're Screwed? 1.3378 0.05212 148 111 24 13
973 OMG, they've traveled a million light-years to do an audit?!" 1.3378 0.05212 148 111 24 13
974 Parking is over there! 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
975 This isn't how I remember space camp 1.3370 0.06960 92 71 11 10
976 Take Frank. He loves your movies! 1.3370 0.06608 92 69 15 8
977 He always wanted to help the little guy. 1.3368 0.06456 95 71 16 8
978 I told you it was a mistake . . . privatizing the IRS! 1.3368 0.05720 95 67 24 4
979 They always said Timmy's negotiation skills were out of this world. 1.3367 0.06144 98 72 19 7
980 This must be the law firm from out of state. 1.3367 0.06144 98 72 19 7
981 I was happy when he said he found out-of-state buyers willing to pay 20% over our asking price, but now he said they will be using cryptocurrency. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
982 But what if we don’t want Rudy back…nice makeover though. 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
983 I don't like the looks of the guy with the briefcase. 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
984 Let's buy a telescope. It'll be fun, you said. Well, they think you're a peeping Tom. So, now we're being sued. Happy? 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
985 Welcome to New York. Aliens are welcome. Guns are not. 1.3365 0.06203 104 78 17 9
986 Are they going to eat us, or sue us? 1.3364 0.06498 107 83 12 12
987 No thanks. We had the gutters done last year. 1.3364 0.05780 107 78 22 7
988 I told you not to tell people about the Aliens giving you an unwanted Medical procedure without your consent. 1.3364 0.05625 107 77 24 6
989 Oh,Oh. They brought their accountant. 1.3364 0.05671 110 80 23 7
990 They ARE hostile. They've got a litigation attorney. 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
991 We give up. You can have him back. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
992 I missed my regular flight. 1.3362 0.05329 116 83 27 6
993 Please don't tell me this is about a hyperspace bypass. 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
994 I know the last guy from law school. 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
995 Is that you, Elon? 1.3361 0.05891 122 93 17 12
996 I've heard of ambulance chasers but this is going too far. 1.3361 0.05774 122 92 19 11
997 Uh oh! They brought their lawyer this time. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
998 The guy in the back scares me. 1.3359 0.05116 128 92 29 7
999 From here to attorney fee! 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
1000 They're attacking by a corporate takeover. 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
1001 They brought their lawyer to scare us. 1.3359 0.05484 131 98 22 11
1002 Watch out dear! He has a briefcase. 1.3333 0.05688 105 76 23 6
1003 If they say 'Take us herewith to your leader,' we'll know they've lawyered up." 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1004 Take us to your best sci-fi movie producer. 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1005 I wonder if he billed for his travel time. 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
1006 Our Harold—accountant to the stars! 1.3333 0.05429 129 96 23 10
1007 "At least it seems as if they're willing to negotiate the terms of our surrender." 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1008 Wow, Dennis has really made a name for himself the field of mergers and acquisitions. 1.3333 0.05257 135 100 25 10
1009 They must be a far more advanced civilization than us…they only brought one lawyer! 1.3333 0.05525 105 75 25 5
1010 Call 911 and report we spotted a lawyer. 1.3333 0.05694 117 87 21 9
1011 The death rays we can handle. But the litigation…. 1.3333 0.04932 114 79 32 3
1012 Always late. Always a phenomenal excuse. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1013 So this is what they meant when they said they were looking for a "peaceful settlement." 1.3333 0.06732 96 74 12 10
1014 Dear God, they brought their lawyer! 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1015 Whatever you do, Arthur, don't sign anything! 1.3333 0.05475 138 105 20 13
1016 Look, honey. They must really want a legal path to citizenship. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1017 Oh, no! Invaded and audited! 1.3333 0.05664 114 84 22 8
1018 Get ready to hear all about how bad the commute is. 1.3333 0.05232 132 97 26 9
1019 We should have looked at that solar system installation contract more carefully. 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
1020 I didn’t know they sold life insurance in other galaxies. 1.3333 0.05932 114 86 18 10
1021 Well, it was one of the last tax havens. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1022 Your brother's kids look so much like your mother! 1.3333 0.06888 90 69 12 9
1023 Unlikely an advanced civilization, they're still carrying guns. 1.3333 0.05404 126 93 24 9
1024 Honey , i think that’s our son 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1025 I gave a bad Yelp review 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1026 That must be the saucer's apprentice! 1.3310 0.05262 142 107 23 12
1027 It´s a lawyer! Run for your lives! 1.3310 0.05262 142 107 23 12
1028 I guess lawyers look the same everywhere. 1.3308 0.05610 130 99 19 12
1029 It's the attorney that scares me the most. 1.3308 0.04931 130 93 31 6
1030 I told you that the details of your abduction narrative amounted to defamation. 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
1031 Never mind, it’s just the IRS 1.3307 0.04880 127 90 32 5
1032 They say they dropped off some amino acids here 4 billion years ago and have come to claim the products. 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
1033 Let's talk to the one without a weapon. He seems friendly. 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1034 Promise me you won't sign anything. 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
1035 This better not be another cookbook. 1.3305 0.05779 118 89 19 10
1036 We brought your leader back, sorry. 1.3304 0.06016 115 88 16 11
1037 Yes as usual, the last one out 1.3304 0.05344 115 83 26 6
1038 I think he is the same agent for the last boy band we hosted. 1.3304 0.05135 112 79 29 4
1039 I heard because of staffing shortages, the IRS is hiring from Area 51. 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
1040 We brought our own leader 1.3303 0.05981 109 82 18 9
1041 Good God,this time they brought their lawyer. 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
1042 They’ve taken this ridesharing thing too far — literally! 1.3302 0.05482 106 76 25 5
1043 When will INS stop harassing illegal aliens? 1.3302 0.05482 106 76 25 5
1044 Oh no, it’s the car warranty guy. 1.3302 0.06248 106 81 15 10
1045 So it’s true! They all have suits and big heads. 1.3301 0.06230 103 78 16 9
1046 Who’s the scary one in the back? 1.3301 0.05917 103 76 20 7
1047 Oh,Great. They're back. And now their legal aliens! 1.3301 0.06075 103 77 18 8
1048 The sign on the back of the spaceship reads ' Mork, Mork, Mork, Mork and Daniels, LLP' 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
1049 Fantastic. The exchange students have finally arrived. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1050 Oh, we’ll stay unidentified once you get a look at the non-disclosure agreement he’s got in that briefcase. 1.3297 0.06454 91 68 16 7
1051 Ask him if they’re IRS or SVU 1.3297 0.06454 91 68 16 7
1052 Oh, look! It's the legal team of Eek, Ack, Erg, Grr, and Schwartz! 1.3297 0.06454 91 68 16 7
1053 Never fly standby.” 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
1054 You couldn’t find a job closer to home? 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1055 I knew Fred had a new carpool but this is out of this world. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1056 You had children while up there? 1.3287 0.04940 143 105 29 9
1057 More foreign investors looking for New York City real estate and acting like they own the place. 1.3284 0.05056 134 98 28 8
1058 I bet they're here to get a restraining order on Elon Musk. 1.3281 0.05216 128 94 26 8
1059 This is scary, they have a lawyer. 1.3280 0.05051 125 90 29 6
1060 Looks like they brought their immigration lawyer. 1.3280 0.05878 125 97 15 13
1061 They really mean business. 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
1062 What was the name of that adoption agency again? 1.3277 0.05860 119 91 17 11
1063 Sir, you can't park there. 1.3273 0.06073 110 84 16 10
1064 I recognize him. He’s a notorious UFO chaser. 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
1065 Where do you report an unindemnified flying object? 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1066 They’ve come to serve man 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1067 The one with the briefcase scares me most" 1.3273 0.05934 110 83 18 9
1068 Oh my God! They've retained Andrew Giuliani! 1.3271 0.06337 107 83 13 11
1069 We're doomed. They brought their lawyer! 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
1070 Looks like they really mean business. 1.3271 0.06197 107 82 15 10
1071 Remote learning has really done a number on the kids. 1.3271 0.06337 107 83 13 11
1072 I think we called the wrong pest control company. 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1073 What? You couldn't call ahead? 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
1074 For the last time Lauren Boebert lives 3 houses down. 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
1075 He said he needed to be back by tax season. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1076 Their planet must not be any more intelligent than ours. They have lawyers too." 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1077 So much for them coming in peace! 1.3263 0.06427 95 72 15 8
1078 Their alien lawyer makes this really bad - a close encounter of the legal kind! 1.3263 0.06427 95 72 15 8
1079 It looks like E T phoned his lawyer! 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
1080 He wasn’t lying when he promised us a quick settlement. 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
1081 They’re taking anyone into law school now. 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
1082 Ah, the last of the moderate Republicans! 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
1083 He always forgets to tell me when he's bringing guests home to dinner. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1084 I got the last flight out. 1.3253 0.06880 83 63 13 7
1085 I guess they appealed. 1.3253 0.05450 83 57 25 1
1086 The guns say, “We’re here to invade,” but the lawyer says, “We’re here to negotiate.” 1.3252 0.04545 123 85 36 2
1087 Looks like the IRS plans to catch up this tax year. 1.3252 0.05714 123 94 18 11
1088 Hey dear,I think our son is finally introducing his coworkers to us! 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
1089 I bet the last one is an illegal alien. 1.3252 0.05227 123 90 26 7
1090 I have been sent here to advise you that your automobile warranty has run out 1.3248 0.05800 117 89 18 10
1091 I wondered when Larry would figure out he got in the wrong carpool. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1092 Oh no! It's my ex! 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1093 This is going to cost us. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1094 I know they’re calling it a “leveraged buyout” but it still feels like an invasion. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1095 My clients wish to file a copyright infringement action against the makers of the Mars bar. 1.3243 0.05747 111 83 20 8
1096 He must be a resident alien. 1.3239 0.05052 142 106 26 10
1097 Oh, no. Elon Musk is finally going to have to go back home! 1.3238 0.06127 105 80 16 9
1098 I hate it when your brother invites his friends for a visit. 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
1099 They claim they invented Bitcoin. And they brought a lawyer! 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
1100 Can't be sure. This cartoon's black and white. 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
1101 Well ...HELLO STRANGERS!!! 1.3235 0.05601 102 74 23 5
1102 I knew Pluto would not give up. 1.3235 0.06410 102 79 13 10
1103 Of course it's a hostile takeover! Why else would they bring their lawyer? 1.3233 0.05179 133 99 25 9
1104 Marvin is about to get even with everyone who mocked his claims of UFO sightings. 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1105 Looks like this’ll be close encounters of the third degree. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1106 This can’t be good if they brought their lawyer with them. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1107 Keep your eye on the guy with the briefcase. 1.3232 0.06230 99 75 16 8
1108 I thought our lawyer said escrow, not extraterrestrial ! 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1109 I know we've been Zooming regularly for two years, but I didn't expect him to be that tall. 1.3229 0.06194 96 72 17 7
1110 Oh what now?! Outer space taxes?! Will it ever end?!” 1.3228 0.05109 127 93 27 7
1111 Our adoption was approved 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
1112 They’ve changed since we saw their adoption photos. 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
1113 Yes they’re cute but you’re now telling me you didn’t read the adoption agency’s fine print. 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
1114 Oh dear, I only made up one guest room! 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1115 It's worse than I thought--it's a class action! 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
1116 The NRA seems pretty desperate to prove guns are an inalienable right … 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
1117 Oh look, our leader is back. 1.3220 0.05090 118 85 28 5
1118 I see the lasers, but they don't look Jewish! 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1119 I heard his fees are out of this world. 1.3218 0.06640 87 66 14 7
1120 Oh, Oh! It looks like a hostile takeover! 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1121 They can't be all that intelligent if they've got a lawyer with them 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1122 We’re in trouble now. Lawyers are involved. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1123 I think you're mistaken, Harvey. Those are legal aliens. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1124 And you thought the British Invasion was exciting! 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1125 Always a lawyer. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
1126 Surprise! You won the Intergalactic Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes. 1.3214 0.06809 84 64 13 7
1127 Uh Oh, lasers AND lawyers 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
1128 How was the field trip? 1.3211 0.05956 109 83 17 9
1129 Watch out! They’ve got a lawyer. 1.3211 0.05956 109 83 17 9
1130 Klaatu barada ex parte? 1.3211 0.06097 109 84 15 10
1131 We found irregularities in your 2019 tax return 1.3210 0.06989 81 62 12 7
1132 Everyone has a lawyer these days. 1.3209 0.05036 134 99 27 8
1133 They're aliens. Of course they need an immigration lawyer! 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1134 Our non-disclosure agreement will need to be signed upfront. Then we’ll tell you everything! 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
1135 And thus begun the case of The Aliens v. Planet Earth 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1136 Oh no. A lawyer. 1.3206 0.05338 131 99 22 10
1137 You desire to buy a retirement house on Mars? 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
1138 That’s their immigration attorney. I hear his work is out of this world! 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1139 No parking on the grass! 1.3204 0.06048 103 78 17 8
1140 He always was more follower than leader. 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
1141 The scariest one is the IRS agent. 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
1142 They brought a space suit. 1.3200 0.05400 125 94 22 9
1143 Resident aliens travel business class? 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
1144 I'm more worried about the government probe. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1145 I knew gerrymandering would lead to this. 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
1146 We're looking for Sidney Powell and Mike Lindell. 1.3197 0.05614 122 93 19 10
1147 Looks like the alien conquest will be through eminent domain! 1.3197 0.05109 122 89 27 6
1148 I thought “ Little, Green” was just their publishing arm, too!” 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1149 We never should have let him go away for school. I told you he'd fall in with the wrong crowd. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1150 Maybe they come in peace? Maybe they come in peace??? Harold, they brought an actuary. 1.3193 0.05715 119 91 18 10
1151 The new paralegals are out of this world! 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1152 Whatever happens, don't sign anything. 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
1153 Oh no! Apparently no matter how far we evolve, they'll always be lawyers! 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
1154 They must have him on a light-yearly retainer. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1155 Don't mind him, he's our accountant. 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
1156 So that's what consultants do! 1.3190 0.05821 116 89 17 10
1157 Sidearms and a lawyer....they mean business. 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1158 Don't say gay or transgender dear" who knows if they have laws against that! 1.3187 0.06608 91 70 13 8
1159 So that’s why he was so secretive about his clients 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1160 The one with the briefcase looks really scary. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1161 Show the little ones your iPhone while I mace the big one. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1162 How advanced can they be if they need a lawyer? 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1163 He's here to make sure it remains unidentified 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1164 I guess they're going to counter-sue and claim that they were the ones who were probed. 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1165 We can take you to our leader, but I don't think he needs more life insurance. 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1166 It's the tall one that really scares me. 1.3182 0.04991 110 78 29 3
1167 If they mean us no harm why do they have a lawyer? 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
1168 Apparently, he's an immigration lawyer. 1.3182 0.05909 110 84 17 9
1169 I can’t tell if NASA’s budget is going up or down. 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
1170 See, I told you that 'Building a Wall' was a waste of money 1.3178 0.05042 129 95 27 7
1171 Those TV lawyers will represent anyone. 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
1172 They must be a litigious society. 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
1173 Did he just say “leader” or “lawyer?” 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
1174 You’re in a no-parking zone 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
1175 Dick from legal has already told me he is doing some pro bono work for undocumented aliens. 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
1176 They're not friendlies...they brought a lawyer. 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
1177 Bill never misses a chance to sell insurance. 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
1178 We'd like to volunteer to be abducted. 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
1179 Oh my God, it's a Republican! 1.3168 0.06282 101 78 14 9
1180 Well you didn’t want to adopt an American Baby 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
1181 No, I don't think it's Publisher's Clearinghouse. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1182 So THAT’S Hungadungah, Hungadungah, Hungadungah, Hungadungah and McCormick! 1.3168 0.06282 101 78 14 9
1183 I’m a legal alien. 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1184 Omigosh! It’s The Drillers, my favorite band! I thought they’d fallen off the face of the Earth! 1.3168 0.06123 101 77 16 8
1185 Nothing makes me more confident in human experimentation than a good liability lawyer. 1.3167 0.05156 120 88 26 6
1186 Looks like the IRS has expanded their jurisdiction 1.3163 0.05909 98 73 19 6
1187 We're here to sue mankind for a gazillion dollars in compensation for all the defamatory movies you made about us. 1.3163 0.06255 98 75 15 8
1188 Take us to your nearest Trader Joe's! 1.3163 0.06421 98 76 13 9
1189 His specialty is libel lawsuits. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
1190 You idiot - we told you we wanted to put 'a lien' on this property. 1.3162 0.05903 117 91 15 11
1191 I guess the IRS is taking this audit seriously... 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1192 It must be a "hostile takeover." 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
1193 Death. Taxes. Lawyers. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
1194 How was your first day back at the office? 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1195 Now I'm scared - they brought a lawyer. 1.3158 0.05753 114 87 18 9
1196 He’s here in case this becomes a hostile takeover 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1197 We'll be able to work with them. They brought their accountant. 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
1198 No ma'am. We're LEGAL aliens. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1199 Don't be scared, the lawyer won't hurt you. 1.3158 0.05033 114 82 28 4
1200 Look! Our son actually remembered to wear his glasses! 1.3158 0.07542 76 60 8 8
1201 The guy in the suit is handling the details of their hostile takeover. 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
1202 I did NOT collide with your vehicle. 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
1203 Damn, they've already lawyered up! 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1204 It’s so sad that Harold never got a chance to work from home. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1205 Take me to your lawyer? Obviously, they've been studying earth culture for a while . 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1206 Let's tell them that our leader is Vladimar Putin. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1207 80% of the people who go to those conferences say they come back a changed person. 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
1208 Careful, I think they mean business... 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1209 Golly, the IRS really has thrown a wide recruitment net. 1.3145 0.05416 124 94 21 9
1210 Oh, God, I hope it's not another one of those "out-of-this-world" offers. 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1211 You only needed on of them for the HOV lane! 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1212 My team knows the truth about the 2020 election. 1.3143 0.06100 105 81 15 9
1213 Oh no— they brought their agent this time. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
1214 The old stories were true! They have been here before. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
1215 If JFK Jr. climbs out next I promise to never to Q-shame cousin Marge again. 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1216 I don’t know, honey, if they’re from Publishers Clearinghouse, where are the flowers and the big check? 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1217 I just knew that low tuition was too good to be true! 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
1218 Now that's a weird looking flight crew. 1.3137 0.06382 102 80 12 10
1219 And you were worried about the Russians? 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
1220 Jonathan told us that he wasn’t going to law school to get a corporate job but this is taking it too far. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
1221 Obviously, they've never read Shakespeare. 1.3133 0.06841 83 64 12 7
1222 I never knew your brother had such a long commute. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1223 Guess who’s coming to dinner. 1.3131 0.06364 99 77 13 9
1224 They saw his ad on television. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1225 Was that man with them when we dropped them off at summer camp? 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
1226 Looks like they mean business. 1.3125 0.05817 112 86 17 9
1227 Seriously, how do Aliens get somebody from Human Resources! 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1228 Is this what he meant when he said he's getting a job in A.I? 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1229 They’re contesting the Will! 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1230 They're not human. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1231 When Brad said he was representing Aliens, I though he meant…. 1.3125 0.04673 128 92 32 4
1232 The one at the end really looks scary. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1233 This isn’t an abduction, it’s an audit! 1.3120 0.05257 125 94 23 8
1234 A lawyer...to defend their second Amendment rights. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1235 He went too far with Work From “Anywhere” 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1236 Our son, the interstellar legal counsel finally back down to earth. 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1237 Take us to your leader or else we will unleash *the accountant*. 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
1238 There's something I didn't tell you about my ex husband. 1.3118 0.06300 93 71 15 7
1239 He said the firm is ET, T & T. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1240 Looks like working remotely didn't pan out. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
1241 They've brought their own immigration lawyer? 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
1242 I don't see Peter. Are you sure he was on this flight? 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
1243 I guess their population is 20% lawyers too 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1244 These negotiations for used car deals are really starting to get out of hand... 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1245 Oh, good. When he left he needed a haircut. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
1246 Dibs on the guy in the suit 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
1247 So who do you think that last guy is? 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1248 Trump? Why, yes. Yes he is our leader. Your ray guns are loaded, right? 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
1249 You always just knew they'd bring a real estate agent. 1.3111 0.06447 90 69 14 7
1250 Your abduction lawsuit is toast. They’ve lawyered up. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
1251 He'll never be a team player. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1252 Mine is always "last one off!" 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1253 Death, taxes and aliens - Man, I hate the future! 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
1254 I don't know, the Fog was pretty thick Herb, you sure it was a 'car' you smashed into last night? 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1255 Oh no! They've cloned a lawyer. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
1256 George, we're going to need more guestrooms... 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
1257 Please direct all questions to our immigration attorney. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1258 OMG, the rumors were true about Mitch McConnell 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
1259 Looks like he sold them an extended warranty. 1.3100 0.05260 100 72 25 3
1260 My clients are here to see you because of the disparaging remarks on your Facebook page. 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
1261 Look! Our son has grown up to be a lawyer! 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
1262 I must confess -- he almost looks human. 1.3095 0.05611 84 60 22 2
1263 Oh! I didn't know my boss had kids! 1.3095 0.06770 84 65 12 7
1264 I told you the air B and B thing was a bad idea. 1.3095 0.06770 84 65 12 7
1265 Air travel has gotten so confusing. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1266 Honey, have you been using my Amazon Prime account again? 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1267 I knew we had to sign an NDA. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1268 Did he just say, 'Take me to your lawyer?' 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1269 I beought the kids back home. They didn't enjoy Space Camp 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1270 OMG! When he said his classmates were all gun toting eggheads from outer space, he was telling the truth. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1271 We should've built that wall. 1.3093 0.06280 97 75 14 8
1272 We were told there would be no counsel at this meeting! 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1273 Oh thank god, it's just a legal probe. 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
1274 I knew billionaires in space would lead to no good. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1275 Our lawyer will show you our visas. 1.3086 0.06948 81 63 11 7
1276 They’re claiming it’s a case of imminent domain since they built the pyramids. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1277 They'll either conquer us by force or by requesting eminent domain 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1278 Looks like they hired a lobbyist. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1279 I’m not sure John. They said they come in peace but they brought their lawyer with them… 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1280 Isn’t that John, the hippie who used to live next door? 1.3085 0.06422 94 73 13 8
1281 Well on their Airbnb application they said they wanted a stylish "space." 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1282 See, I knew that lawyers were an alien life form! 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1283 They've appealed to a higher court. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1284 When your brother said he had some new clients from far away he wasn't kidding. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1285 They must be serious about their offer . . . they brought their lawyer this time. 1.3077 0.05104 130 98 24 8
1286 He always preferred working remotely. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1287 Aliens today adapt quickly. They've already lawyered up. 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
1288 Damn! They brought their lawyer. 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
1289 They're here to volunteer. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1290 Halfway across the galaxy, and still the attorneys look the same. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1291 It looks like they brought representation. I don't think they come in peace. 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
1292 Looks like they brought a lawyer to protect their inalienable rights 1.3068 0.06925 88 70 9 9
1293 Don't worry! They only want to meet some flat earthers. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
1294 You said she agreed to the divorce terms. 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1295 I’ll take the legal probe. 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1296 Well it looks like things are getting back to normal. 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
1297 I see they speak the universal language 1.3061 0.05311 98 71 24 3
1298 I told you not to take the deduction for the home office! 1.3061 0.05311 98 71 24 3
1299 Looks like they’re gonna fight that anti-probing law. 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
1300 It is worse than we thought, they brought a lawyer. 1.3060 0.05528 134 106 15 13
1301 'So typical of your brother.' 1.3059 0.06700 85 66 12 7
1302 Are you sure that's him? 1.3059 0.06700 85 66 12 7
1303 He said he was feeling alienated… 1.3059 0.06700 85 66 12 7
1304 I thought you were bringing only one guy from the office home for dinner, Alfred! 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
1305 It's the day the Earth stood still - your brother Morty finally got a job! 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1306 Hi folks. It'll just be for a few nights. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1307 It's worse than we thought: they've lawyered up! 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1308 Grandad?!?! What a surprise! 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1309 Did you know they were bringing their lawyer? 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1310 I told you to stop playing with your laser pointer. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1311 Thanks to SpaceX Uber, your brother has returned from his remote job. 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
1312 So you HAD to dare my brother to prove his abduction story! 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1313 That just goes to show what a difference a good immigration attorney can make. 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
1314 I guess they lost the election. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1315 They'll never be able to prove I said it with malice. 1.3049 0.05673 82 59 21 2
1316 I hope John's fitting in 1.3048 0.06071 105 82 14 9
1317 I told you they'd bring their attorney! 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
1318 An immigration lawyer? We’re doomed! 1.3043 0.05119 115 85 25 5
1319 I get the aliens, but don’t we have enough dipshits in suits? 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1320 Looks like they're here to serve man...with a subpoena. 1.3040 0.05474 125 97 18 10
1321 His colonoscopy is fine. 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
1322 Take me to your litigator 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1323 Oh look. The aliens robots look just like ours. 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
1324 Wow! I thought Stockholm Syndrome was an earthbound concept! 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1325 I told you to have faith Harvey. You said he was wasting his time pursuing a degree in intergalactic law 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1326 Ernst And Young have been successful at expanding their customer base. 1.3034 0.06667 89 70 11 8
1327 Have they come to liquidate or litigate? 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1328 Oh great, they’re going to end up with half our planet. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1329 It’s ok, honey. It appears they’ve only come to tax us. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1330 I heard this guy’s reputation is out of this world. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
1331 Yay! The man from the adoption agency! 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1332 I'm pretty sure I've seen the second guy once or twice before. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1333 They won’t abduct you without an NDA. 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
1334 I thought they might be friendly, before I saw the lawyer. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1335 I didn’t realize he was bringing the whole firm to the closing. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1336 They DO offer business class! 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
1337 They’re here to probe our tax return” 1.3028 0.04964 109 79 27 3
1338 Your crazy uncle ruined our Thanksgiving dinner. We’re giving him back. 1.3028 0.05132 109 80 25 4
1339 Looks like they have lawyers, Walt. They must not be very advanced. 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
1340 Here they come, from Washington, D.C. 1.3026 0.07260 76 60 9 7
1341 Oh! Apparently our senator cut a deal for himself. What a surprise?" 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
1342 You “come in peace?” With a lawyer? Don’t make me laugh, Meeptor. 1.3023 0.06631 86 67 12 7
1343 It's a hostile takeover, no doubt about it." 1.3023 0.05980 86 64 18 4
1344 The origin of IRS agents. 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
1345 How did they know to bring a lawyer? 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1346 On behalf of the Universe, where do we go to sue Earth for gross negligence? 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1347 My guess is they expect litigation. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
1348 My clients consider the phrase Little Green Men defamatory. We are here to file suit, take us to your leader. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1349 A lawyer. Well, there goes the neighborhood. 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1350 He did say the security for the meeting was out of this world. 1.3017 0.04931 116 85 27 4
1351 Abducting him was a mistake - he's a weapon of mass obstruction 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
1352 Oh dear, I told you we should have gotten the umbrella policy. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1353 We’ve been on hold for so long, I just want to speak to a real person. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
1354 That is simply the remote-est work I have yet seen. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1355 Now they bring an interpreter??? 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
1356 It's my old CPA boyfriend Bob. They always bring him back in April. 1.3012 0.05617 83 60 21 2
1357 They’re tired of the “illegal alien” rap. 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
1358 One small step for Martians - one giant leap for billable hours. 1.3011 0.06627 93 74 10 9
1359 They’ve come for their cut of the box office. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1360 I guess they didn’t think they could get a fair trial on Mars . 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1361 'If they really came in peace they wouldn't have brought their lawyer. 1.3010 0.06145 103 81 13 9
1362 You said your ex was out of this world but you never mentioned he was a Martian.” 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
1363 This is scary - they brought their lawyer! 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
1364 Wow, witness protection has really upgraded 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
1365 They probably want us to sign an NDA. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1366 Here he comes with the brood. I knew he had a second wife and kids somewhere out there. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1367 I’m more frightened by the lawyer, honestly. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
1368 "Another message from your Ex, I suppose? 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1369 WOW, this can't be good. They brought a lawyer along. 1.3000 0.05855 110 86 15 9
1370 Screw the ray-guns, it's the briefcase that scares me. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1371 Our lawyer is a specialist in open-carry laws. 1.3000 0.05711 110 85 17 8
1372 His benefits must be out of this world. 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
1373 Those takeover lawyers will work for anybody! 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1374 Should we be more afraid of the lasers or the legal fees? 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
1375 The last one is hideous! 1.2991 0.05821 107 83 16 8
1376 INDEPENDENCE DAY 3: Countersuit Litigation 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
1377 Mary pressed a hand to her heart, exhaling in relief. The quadruplets and Jerry had made it back from the war. She worried so much about them…especially Jerry who was NOT bright and stupidly thought a briefcase constituted weaponry. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
1378 As their attorney, they only demand one thing on your planet Earth - Stop airing The Bachelor!! 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1379 Elon, you've done it! 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
1380 Oh my god. They forgot to put it in park! 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1381 Uh oh... Tax probe! 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
1382 Even THEIR rights are inalienable? 1.2989 0.06764 87 69 10 8
1383 Which one is MacGregor? 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1384 What were they doing in that weather balloon? 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1385 Our attorney found new buyers for our house. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1386 Oh no thanks,we will just wait for the Uber 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1387 Accountant? No, it's their lobbyist. 1.2981 0.06092 104 82 13 9
1388 I think we're about to be cancelled. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1389 I suppose we count as an offshore investment for them 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1390 I think one of them is a legal alien. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1391 Which one is your brother? 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
1392 Did I ever mention that I had my ex's attorney abducted? 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1393 They must be expecting us to cede Earth. They brought a lawyer 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1394 He told me he would be out of cell phone range today. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1395 This is what you did with your art history degree? 1.2976 0.06938 84 67 9 8
1396 We represent the planet SPAM. Why won't you ever take our calls? 1.2975 0.05460 121 94 18 9
1397 I'd rather be vaporized by alien death-rays than face an intergalactic lawsuit. 1.2973 0.05054 111 82 25 4
1398 I think we’re in for a hostile takeover 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
1399 He's probably their lawyer. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1400 They followed me home. Can I keep them? 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1401 This realtor just sold us your planet cheap. He said it was a fixer-upper and needed some talc. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1402 I told you we should of filed our out of state tax. 1.2967 0.05298 91 66 23 2
1403 "Didn't anybody tell Bob that whatever happens in Las Vegas should stay in Las Vegas 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
1404 I heard they can't probe us if we don't sign the release form. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1405 Welcome home, darlings! 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
1406 So this is their basketball team? 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1407 Uh-oh…they’ve got a case. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1408 It's my ex! And I thought he ran away with another woman! 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1409 We reserved this spot weeks ago! 1.2963 0.05921 108 85 14 9
1410 "We can only hope he's not licensed to practice here." 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
1411 You've been served. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1412 What's happened to the kids Greg? I don't even recognise them. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1413 We're in trouble, they have an attorney. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1414 Oh, No! They're from Beta Flywheel 22, the most litigious ETs in the galaxy 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1415 I fear this will be a brief amicus. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
1416 Be skeptical if you must but ever since the Beatles it's been clear that these foreign singing groups can catch on very quickly. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1417 Apparently H and R Block opened a new office. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1418 As I said, Henry adds a new dimension to the term "Ambulance Chaser. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1419 He prides himself on dramatic arrivals. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1420 My fees are astronomical. 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
1421 You ordered four of them? 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1422 Well, maybe this does explain why you didn't call your mother. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1423 Take us to your Supreme Accountant. 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
1424 No doubt about it - their intentions are hostile! 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
1425 So it seems that our accountant didn't retire! 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
1426 That was some foreign exchange student program. I barely recognize little Joey. 1.2951 0.05294 122 94 20 8
1427 He should have called first. Do you think they'd like barbecue? 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
1428 There's no way I'm letting them incorporate us. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1429 Oh no! It's the Interstellar Law Firm of Zork, Zork, Zork, Zork and Schwartz. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1430 I’ve heard their consulting fees are astronomical 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1431 So much for our unalienable rights. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1432 I told you the IRS was out of this world. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
1433 It the one in the back that looks scary. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1434 Run! It's a lawyer! 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1435 Oh, Lord, they have lawyer. 1.2941 0.06658 85 67 11 7
1436 Well, four out of five ain't bad. 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1437 This must be serious. They brought their side pieces and their mouthpiece! 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1438 He never did fit in. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1439 They’re going to want an NDA… 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1440 I told you they have been here before. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1441 You didn't tell me your brother bought a new UFO. 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
1442 If you are looking for Elon Musk, his house is next door. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1443 I don't think I made enough pot roast. 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
1444 I see you’ve already got our leader! 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
1445 What happened to the good old days of beaming up a couple of drunk Arkansas rednecks? 1.2935 0.06655 92 74 9 9
1446 Looks like they brought the big guns. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1447 Oh! Quadruplets ! 1.2933 0.07045 75 59 10 6
1448 My clients are prepared to fight the alleged 'probing' incident in court. 1.2931 0.05340 116 89 20 7
1449 The one in the back scares me the most! 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
1450 They brought their lawyer, this must be serious. 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
1451 Didn't I tell you ? Sending an MBA to them was the right decision. 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
1452 Over here! My husband is free for abduction! 1.2929 0.06300 99 79 11 9
1453 He bills by the light year. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
1454 I thought sci-fi theme strippers would look a little more like Captain Kirk… 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1455 I totally forgot, was this your week for visitation? 1.2927 0.05382 123 96 18 9
1456 Evidently, an apparent landmark case! 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1457 NRA lawyers are universal. 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
1458 Hello humans, where is Putin? 1.2925 0.05838 106 83 15 8
1459 That must be the guy who tried to warn us . .with all the lame hints . .about the shift to Plan B . . . 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1460 Oh no - you're not infesting our planet with HIS kind! 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
1461 We're here for Inter-Galactic Women's Day 1.2921 0.06818 89 72 8 9
1462 Now I understand why his rates are out of this world. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1463 Oh dear! He may not know we got married since he was abducted. 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1464 Isn't that Walter? 1.2921 0.06432 89 70 12 7
1465 He's always the first to board and the last to transcend.” 1.2921 0.05348 89 65 22 2
1466 Greetings, earthlings. We're here from McKinsey & Company. 1.2921 0.06432 89 70 12 7
1467 What’s your guess? Lawyer, interpreter or negotiator? 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1468 I can't believe the first thing aliens learnt from us is what a class action lawsuit is. 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1469 Make them show you their vaccine cards. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1470 Hey Mom+Dad, I finally found a planet where they take copyright infringement cases seriously. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
1471 "I'll bet he pads the bill with time warp. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
1472 Looks like Ted wasn't the leader they thought he was. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
1473 Diversity initiative 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1474 Something about that 5th one tells me that an anal probe won’t be the worst of it. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1475 They’re going to litigate us into oblivion! 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1476 Is this the week I get the kids?!? 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1477 Honey, when I said I wanted an "out of this world" anniversary, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1478 See? I told you the term ‘alien’ was derogatory. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1479 Would it kill you to phone home once in a while Bernie? 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1480 Trump, with his 4 children 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1481 I guess they heard how litigious we can be. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1482 I hear the lawyer probes better than any of them. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1483 I think remote work has taken on all new meaning. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1484 They look pretty normal to me--but that CPA is definitely an alien. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1485 Sweetheart, did I ever tell you how my ex-husband and I met? 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1486 I hear his hourly rate is billed in light years. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1487 Do you think he bills them by the hour or light-year? 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1488 Looks like they brought legal with them. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1489 Look, it's a man in back. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1490 So this is what you do on your work trips? 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1491 This is the adoption agency’s “perfect match”? 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
1492 To serve man. 1.2900 0.06079 100 79 13 8
1493 Our apologies. My husband thought he was shooting skeet. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1494 Look like Congressman Roberts has finally decided to bring in the intelligence committee. 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
1495 His firm is the target of a probe. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1496 Didn't George have five bodyguards last time? 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
1497 Is it more worrying that they know our open carry laws or that they already have an attorney? 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
1498 Jurisdiction won't be an issue this time. 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
1499 Guess I never realized how long the long arm of the law really was. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
1500 Uber is so passé. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1501 I thought his new job was with Universal Pictures 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
1502 Apparently it's a class-action invasion! 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1503 ET phone lawyer 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
1504 Business travel just isn't the same since the pandemic. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1505 This must be about that petition for universal background checks 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1506 Lawyers are all alike 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1507 They said they have some listings in our price range. 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
1508 Oh yes! I was so hoping he'd make new friends on his holiday. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1509 Unfortunatly, they're right, 30,000,000 years ago, earth was once a part of Zeldron! 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
1510 Run Stanley! They’re litigious! 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
1511 That one at the back looks like he means business. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
1512 Take us to your lawyer 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1513 Honey, I don’t think this is what you meant when you asked our accountant to find a few more deductions! 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
1514 Oh my God, it's an attorney! 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
1515 They're from the Litigious Star cluster. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1516 Their lawyer must be out of this world. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1517 I told you it wasn't funny when they abducted our lawyer. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
1518 Bezos has started an exchange program. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
1519 Is that Jimmy Hoffa? 1.2875 0.06934 80 64 9 7
1520 A field trip? Well, this is a field, I suppose. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1521 That tie makes him so conspicuous! 1.2874 0.06521 87 69 11 7
1522 Are you sure we took the right exit? 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1523 Hi, Mom and Dad. Long time no see. These are your grandkids. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1524 I think this is "Back to the Future!" 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1525 Good grief,they brought their lawyer! 1.2874 0.06919 87 71 7 9
1526 When we were kids it was the British invasion. What's this? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1527 You start to worry when you see the accountant. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1528 Apparently, the universal language is legalese. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1529 I’m afraid of the one carrying the briefcase 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1530 Your reservation was for two! 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
1531 I thought your brother said he was only bringing three guests for Thanksgiving. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1532 It seems E.T. phoned his representation. 1.2871 0.06188 101 81 11 9
1533 Sell out. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1534 Daddy’s home. 1.2870 0.05491 115 90 17 8
1535 It seems negotiations are back on the table. 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
1536 I didn’t realize he was still working remotely. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1537 My clients claim they left their pet dinosaurs on your planet and you let them die? 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1538 I think we're about to get sued. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1539 They were no match for private equity. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1540 It seems the Covid travel restrictions have been lifted 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1541 Roger? You wrote "invitation" not "invasion" right? 1.2857 0.05591 112 88 16 8
1542 Will you still have time to prepare our tax returns this year? 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1543 I would have sided on Friend until the last one stepped out. 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1544 Frank DID say he was bringing some unusual people to dinner 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1545 Accounting …The final frontier. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1546 They brought their anal probate attorney. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1547 Uh-oh, I think we’re being downsized. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
1548 Well, we heard about you earthlings, so we decided to bring along a good lawyer 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1549 Close Encounters with Legal Representation 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1550 According to our lawyer, resistance is futile. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1551 We're returning this specimen. It's faulty. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
1552 Watch Out!! That dude's carrying a briefcase! 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1553 Don't say anything. They brought their lawyer. 1.2857 0.05981 98 77 14 7
1554 Their lawyer says our rover killed their cat. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
1555 Don't get too excited, I'm sure there's a non disclosure agreement involved... 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1556 Lawyers - always lawyers! 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1557 They only accept bitcoin. 1.2857 0.06497 91 73 10 8
1558 Oh no—their legal team is from Cahf Throdog Wgah'nagl llll Fahff llll Kadishtuor ot Ahuh'eog & Proctor. 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1559 ''Tax time again.'' 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
1560 Oh,Look--It is Donald Trump, Jr.. I would expect Marjorie Taylor Greene 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
1561 This is why I want Billy to go to law school. He'll never go hungry. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
1562 Oh it's an invasion all right. 1.2857 0.05012 105 78 24 3
1563 Do you think they’ve been Covid tested? 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1564 He’ll only say that he’s working for the government. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1565 My clients would like you to refrain from using the term "abduction" to describe our partnership. 1.2844 0.05842 109 87 13 9
1566 I love a parade. 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
1567 Does your brother always need to bring an entourage? 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1568 Looks like they brought their immigration lawyer this time. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1569 Looks like Clark may have had a few close encounters!" 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1570 The IRS is outsourcing again. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
1571 Well, so much for the wall. 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
1572 Oh, they are advanced. They’ve got a Wall Street lawyer. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
1573 And you complained when a Starbucks showed up on our block. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
1574 Oh God! This is bad.... they brought their attorney! 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
1575 Oh good. Our shuttle's here. 1.2842 0.04652 95 68 27 0
1576 Well if Bob is complying with the 'Return to Office' mandate, I don't see how we'll be allowed to continue working from home. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1577 I didn’t know the 2nd amendment was universal. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1578 They brought their lawyer? 1.2841 0.07036 88 73 5 10
1579 You boys don't need a lawyer for those ray guns. This here's an open-carry state. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1580 He insisted on a job that paid in crypto... 1.2841 0.05098 88 64 23 1
1581 Looks like they're serious about negotiating a hostile takeover. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1582 They're saying that it's not an alien invasion, just legitimate intergalactic discourse. 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
1583 Sure. Take the R line to Canal Street. The ICE office is on the 9th Floor. 1.2841 0.06654 88 71 9 8
1584 Looks like the NRA is really branching out. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
1585 Invasions have gotten much more official these days……….. 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
1586 They're suing us for talking about our abduction? I don't remember signing an NDA! 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1587 Uh oh. It's the legal team from the Intergalactic Rife Association. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1588 Run! Tax invasion! 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
1589 Oh my god! They can't park there. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
1590 Honey, that's Jeff Wilson, he totally flunked out of law school..." 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
1591 We don’t WANT him back! 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
1592 Honey, I know this. One of these is not like the other. 1.2830 0.05958 106 85 12 9
1593 Now I know why my attorney hasn’t been returning my phone calls. 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
1594 Oh, isn't that one cute with his briefcase and eyeglasses. 1.2828 0.05927 99 78 14 7
1595 4 bobble heads with guns come off a space ship with a businessman. Yep. Just another day in New York City! 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1596 Take you to our head of legal? 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1597 On his planet he’s an eccentric. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1598 Herb believes no alien is illegal. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1599 Take us to your taxes. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1600 Doesn't it seem like business class is a different world. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1601 Looks like they’re ready to challenge the rights to the Star Wars franchise in court. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1602 He’s with the NRA. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1603 Whenever they bring legal counsel it never ends well. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1604 I didn't know Harold was the bag man for the Arcturians. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1605 I don't care what they do to you. I'm not signing a non-disclosure agreement 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1606 Well, at least he's not working for Deutsche Bank anymore. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1607 See Henry! That's why you don't do your own taxes. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
1608 Thanks, but we don't want him back. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1609 Oh no, aliens evolve into salesmen too! 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1610 He rarely settles out of court, let alone outer space. 1.2821 0.05443 78 57 20 1
1611 You think they’ll work at Tesla with him? 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1612 I never said you were crazy - that was more Harold's opinion...! 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1613 The universe is contracting. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1614 I guess Elon Musk has made it to Mars 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1615 Never mind the ray guns. They brought their LAWYER! 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1616 Can you please stop bringing your work home with you? 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1617 I still think they're illegal aliens. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1618 The little green men don’t scare me. I just hope the guy in the school suit isn’t insurance salesman. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1619 Dang, they came back with their lawyer. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1620 Isn't that Peter Sellers? 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1621 See mom,I told you I made friends. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
1622 Awesome! I have alien invasion on my 2022 bingo card. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1623 Frank, you still haven't made partner? 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1624 I thought they said “Take me to your lawyer” 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1625 Must be the Kardashians of the alien world. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1626 No candy for that one! 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1627 Oh my God, it’s Jimmy Hoffa! 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1628 Capitalism really does speak to everyone. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1629 Oh no, it’s Zorg, Zorg, Zorg, Zorg and FinkelsteinPC! 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1630 Damn! We forgot to file the galactic taxes… 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1631 Oh no, it's Phil- pretend you don't see him! 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
1632 Look Honey,another group of undocumented aliens with their translator. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1633 Oh my God! Lawyers, rayguns and money! 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1634 Oh no Sidney, they brought their accountant 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1635 I think they said, "Take me to your lawyer." 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1636 It's time we defunded the aliens. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1637 Upon his return home from fantasy camp, Bob’s friends couldn’t believe how relaxed he looked. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1638 Did they say take me to your lawyer?.. 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
1639 Just another ZOOM meeting. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1640 He’s their HR representative. He’s here to make sure the only thing probing are their questions. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1641 Oh dear,they brought their lawyer. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1642 I thought they were more advanced 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1643 I couldn't wait till next week so I went with same day delivery. 1.2796 0.06371 93 75 10 8
1644 I didn't know Joe was made a partner at Xzlblorg and Zort. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1645 Business as usual I see! 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1646 It appears they really want "To Serve Man". 1.2796 0.06185 93 74 12 7
1647 I think he’s your father. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
1648 Take us to your agent. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
1649 He must handle the licensing. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
1650 You should ask them for the name of their barber. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1651 This is obviously a hostile takeover 1.2791 0.06544 86 69 10 7
1652 Well I think that’s a pretty good sign their willing to try negotiating first. 1.2791 0.06544 86 69 10 7
1653 Proof that men are from Mars! 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
1654 I’m told this is a legal invasion. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1655 Great, another boy band. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1656 I thought aliens would have evolved. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1657 They told me a spaceship had landed with strange and disturbing men, but I only see one. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
1658 So that's what our son has been doing all these years. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
1659 They must be serious this time, they have their lawyer! 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1660 You could've told me you were bringing your friends from work. 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1661 Greetings, we’re here to reach you about your card extended warranty 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1662 If history tells us anything, now is not the time to negotiate.” 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1663 Looks like they’ve lawyered up to protect their inalienable rights. 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1664 That last one looks a lot like Elon, doesn’t he? 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1665 We come in pleas. 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
1666 We come in peace. We can insure that. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1667 Oh, damn! Are you kidding me? They didn't tell me they were bringing their auditor! 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1668 How menacing! And the aliens too... 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1669 I don’t like it. That’s a deluxe, hard shell, locking briefcase. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1670 An alien invasion just got really scary. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1671 Oh, no, the E.T.s brought a J.D. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1672 Take me to your banker. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1673 Take us to your leader's lawyer. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1674 Omg it’s worse than I ever imagined…they brought their lawyer! 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1675 Oh No. It's The Goverment 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1676 I see that Human Resources had to get creative in their employee recruiting efforts. 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
1677 They look ready to stand their ground. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
1678 I guess the era of 'working from home planet' is over. 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
1679 Oh no, they've turned our son into a lawyer 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1680 That is so weird! I thought Brian Epstein was dead. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1681 Wow, of all the religions, it was Scientology that was right. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
1682 Now there is a good excuse for missing your birthday party. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1683 The probing will be less painful than the audit 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1684 Isn't that your brother? Guess he was serious about switching his primary residence to a place with no income taxes! 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
1685 I think that's Spielberg's agent. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1686 Oh, oh. Four lawyers and a zombie! I think we are in trouble. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
1687 They’re here on the hairdresser visa 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1688 We should be OK as long as the lawyer stays at the back 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1689 Our Supreme Court recognizes your right “to carry”. You don’t need your attorney. 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1690 Oh my God! This is about Voyager, isn’t it? 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1691 I’m glad they brought a negotiator. 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1692 So that’s what he meant when he said he was leaving to open up a satellite office. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1693 Don’t worry, dear. It’s just another corporate invasion. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1694 We don't stand a chance. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1695 You don't have to worry about getting sued. We don't have that leader any more. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1696 Welcome to the Twilight Zone! 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1697 Cousin Barry?! 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
1698 Oh no, they've returned our leader. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1699 Still making his kids wear masks. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1700 I told you Bob has one heck of a commute. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1701 oh looks like a tough day in space 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1702 Honey, see how good your head would look if you just shaved it all off? 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1703 Lawyer or not, the HOA says 'Only four residents per dwelling.' 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1704 Oh my God! They've captured Rudy Giuliani! 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1705 Travel really DOES change people. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
1706 I hope he remembered to bring back our lawn mower. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1707 Oh, my God! He's got a briefcase! 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1708 Take us to your Chief Financial Officer!” 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1709 He’s a close accountant of the third kind. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1710 We better watch what we say. They brought their lawyer for First Contact! 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
1711 They brought their Acquisitions lawyer 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1712 I'm sure they have a green card. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
1713 The scary one is at the back 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
1714 The commute's a real drag, but he says the weekends totally make it worthwhile ... 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1715 Oh, no! They brought their lawyer. Now we're screwed." 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1716 Oh my! Junior said he was bringing home a few friends for Spring Break! 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
1717 See what happens when you don't build a wall? 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
1718 Oooh good good! He's got the briefcase .. I'm sure He's from Publisher's Clearing House. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
1719 Mon and Dad, meet my sons. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
1720 ......and attorneys are from Mars 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
1721 Mulder! You're late again. Put your ray guns away and go straight to bed. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1722 I understand that the IRS is outsourcing 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
1723 Please God, no! An insurance salesman! 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1724 We now have to say "alleged" probing. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
1725 I told you ignoring the HOA list of approved colors for our shutters was a mistake. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1726 They just got here and already they've lawyered up! 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
1727 These legal aliens are ruining this country. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1728 You think they look weird? Wait till you see his wife. 1.2754 0.07411 69 56 7 6
1729 The laws are the same everywhere in the Universe. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1730 Looks like a hostile takeover. 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1731 It's true. Wherever there's a crash, there's a lawyer. 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1732 I knew the Bezos and Musk space race would lead to nothing good. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1733 It's a bad sign that there's a lawyer with them. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1734 Is it the sidearms that scare me or the briefcase? 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1735 I guess we do need the alien insurance rider 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
1736 It's a tax invasion! 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1737 I guess they're here to enforce the Second Amendment. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1738 This isn't the type of illegal aliens that we usually help, Bill" 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1739 Years of staying hidden, now they want credits. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1740 Whoa, the IRS is getting tough. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
1741 Did they capture him or did he sell them all insurance? 1.2747 0.04958 91 67 23 1
1742 They just flew in from New Mexico! 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1743 Someone’s been a bad boy 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1744 Sheldon! You're home! 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
1745 Oh #@!~*!! They've got a lawyer. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1746 Always knew lawyers prices were out of this world... 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1747 Looks like a hostile takeover to me. That guy is from Goldman. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1748 We've had enough of your Men in Black 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1749 Well, we were told that sleep away camp might change them 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1750 I wish you guys would just get back together so we don't have to fly every weekend. 1.2745 0.05054 102 77 22 3
1751 Looks like they want a non-disclosure agreement. 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1752 I told you not to aim your laser pointer at them. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1753 It appears they're returning the lawyer who was abducted last week. 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
1754 Hmm, it looks like they mean business. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
1755 It looks like they are willing to negotiate 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
1756 These corporate strong arm tactics are getting out of hand! 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
1757 You’re screwed. They brought that former Russian diplomat, Ivan Kutznutsov, along! 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1758 I told you Marvin would be on this flight! 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
1759 This is surreal, George! Martians 'opening carrying', followed by the NRA's lead attorney. The NRA got to the Red Planet FIRST 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1760 It's an invasion of legal aliens! 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1761 Oh, they're legal aliens! 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1762 Oh great, another alien appropriation. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1763 My clients saw your Airbnb listing on the Cloud. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1764 The nearest restroom would be the Starbucks on East 63rd Street. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1765 Don't they require masks on your plane? 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
1766 He has FOUR guards! 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1767 Isn’t he the guy from Trump’s accounting firm ? 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1768 Our lawyer says you have decided to sell Manhattan & accepted our offer for the low price of $24- dollars converted to Bitcoins just like your ancestor. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1769 I bet their lawyer's rates are astronomical. 1.2737 0.06068 95 76 12 7
1770 I start to worry when the lawyers get involved. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1771 They're obviously not friendly. They brought their lawyer. 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1772 See, it’s not so hard to go back to the office. 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1773 Great, now the ACLU is forcing Critical Alien Theory on us! 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
1774 You know this is trouble. They brought their lawyer. 1.2727 0.06410 88 71 10 7
1775 The last one looks scary. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
1776 Have you come to stop our TV from buffering 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1777 Have you got a better leader? 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1778 They're attracted by the great mortgage rates. 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
1779 You have to adopt all four 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1780 Oh my God! One looks just like us! But, then, he's the only one not carrying a gun! That doesn't seem right. 1.2727 0.04936 99 74 23 2
1781 My friends needed a place to crash. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1782 Oh, no! They've come to invade and audit! 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
1783 Looks like they're finally serious about buying -- they brought their accountant this time. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1784 I told you sleep-away camp was a bad idea for the kids 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
1785 Looks like they're serious this time. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1786 He brought the kids! 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1787 Better warn Spielberg. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
1788 Our lawyer Fred is here to make sure this acquisition goes smoothly. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
1789 I'm guessing the paperwork for "coming in peace" has got more onerous. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1790 Oh, the Porta Potty is to your left and it does take cryptocurrency. 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
1791 Who's the funny looking man in the back? 1.2727 0.05888 99 79 13 7
1792 I feel more threatened by their lawyer. 1.2718 0.06045 103 84 10 9
1793 OMG! They brought their lawyer. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1794 Clearly they’re not forms of higher intelligence. 1.2718 0.05885 103 83 12 8
1795 Something tells me this will also include a tax probe. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1796 I always said you don’t need big brains to work with numbers. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1797 We have brought your Leader! 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1798 Not here. He's in the Kremlin. 1.2717 0.06202 92 74 11 7
1799 Looks like the universe is FULL of Beatles tribute bands. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1800 Would you like to hear my lawyer joke? 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
1801 Looks like they’re expecting trouble. They’ve brought their own personal injury attorney. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1802 It's hard to adopt these days. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1803 Everyone needs a good accountant. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1804 Awww, cute, adorable, harmless, attorney - RUN!!! 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
1805 Well at least Jimmy’s SpaceX camp was… immersive… 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1806 Oh boy, they mean business. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
1807 Take me to your previous leader. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1808 Mr. and Mrs. Osborn, you are hereby served notice that your use of a telescope for purposes of claimed astronomy“hobby” is in violation of privacy rights to my client. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1809 That Donald is such a wannabe 1.2716 0.06807 81 66 8 7
1810 Oh no! We're adopting twins not quadruplets! 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
1811 Looks like these aliens plan to seek permanent residency. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1812 Who’s the funny looking guy? 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
1813 I hope they like pizza. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
1814 Oh, no, you definitely don’t want to get off here. 1.2716 0.04973 81 59 22 0
1815 We come in legally-binding, non-negotiable peace. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
1816 Is this about the star you bought me? 1.2714 0.07315 70 57 7 6
1817 Honey, I think they're planning to adopt us legally! 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1818 At this point with the world as is, this is a surprisingly normal thing to see. 1.2710 0.05722 107 86 13 8
1819 The lawyer says they want 35 per cent of the Area 51 merchandise sales and 50 per cent of the box office revenues of the x-files movie 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1820 But we don't have a leader. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1821 See? I told you the sixties were coming back. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1822 Clearly, the era of remote work is over 1.2708 0.06191 96 78 10 8
1823 I should have read the AirBNB fine print 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
1824 This is all my fault. I could have sworn they said, "Take me to your lawyer". 1.2708 0.06012 96 77 12 7
1825 Oh, God! Not an eminent domain claim! 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1826 Be careful,the lawyer has a probe. 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1827 It’s an invasion. First thing we do, let’s kill the lawyer 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1828 I miss the days when you could get probed by aliens without having to sign an NDA first. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1829 No, our bag of Candy Corn is not a mass grave for your missing children. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1830 OH John. I'm so Happy you've brought your children. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1831 Uh oh, they're here. -- Are you looking for the New Yorker's cartoon editor? Third house on the right. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1832 She said she would be on this flight? 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1833 They brought a lawyer! 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
1834 Yes, it's a hostile takeover, Spencer! Can't you see they brought their lawyer?! 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
1835 Maybe he didn't get the memo on casual Friday? 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1836 His fees are out of this world. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
1837 Forget the lasers. The tall one at the back is carrying a briefcase. Watch him. 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
1838 Space is the one place where the White Guy is at the end of the line. 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
1839 Where are the cute ones like from Close Encounters? 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
1840 So much for your Human Resources Department's commitment to diversity! 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1841 They said they had enough points to travel intergalactically and here they are!!!! 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
1842 Don't you think it's strange our son travels with an attache case and no luggage? 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
1843 We have your husband. We're from France. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1844 We come from Planet Trump. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1845 And we all thought that Bert just disappeared after Law School 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1846 Don't be too eager, Harold. And don't sign anything until you've read it carefully. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1847 Which one of you is the immigration attorney? 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1848 I assume you're their attorney. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
1849 Is this because of my car’s extended warranty?! 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1850 I warned you that I would take our dispute to a higher court! 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1851 They brought a lawyer with them, this can't be good! 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
1852 It's the worst kind of probe. The legal probe. 1.2692 0.04779 104 78 24 2
1853 It just got worse. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1854 Alan always likes to make an entrance. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
1855 Oh oh, aliens! 1.2692 0.05672 104 83 14 7
1856 Is that the new Tesla? 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1857 we don't want to talk to him about extended warranty either! 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
1858 Jeremy, always the follower. 1.2692 0.05672 104 83 14 7
1859 It's bad enough that we're being invaded, but they brought their lawyer too. 1.2692 0.04779 104 78 24 2
1860 What does their negotiator mean by "Mars will be left open as a humanitarian corridor?" 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
1861 That'a the CEO of a gun company. I had heard he'd been abducted by aliens. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1862 I feel like you're alienating the kids from me. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
1863 Mork, Mork, Mork, Mork and Johnson -- we will defend your inalienable rights! 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1864 I'll have what she's having. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
1865 Noone goes anywhere without their accountant these days 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
1866 It looks like Bobby was in coach! 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1867 He may not have a laser gun, but he’s still the scariest of the lot. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1868 I said to bring me the *salient* people. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1869 I don't think this is their first time here. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1870 Oh... they're practicing Martian Law 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1871 Oh no!...I shouldn't have ignored their Non-Disclosure Agreement. Now they're showing up with their lawyer 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
1872 We either have an 'alien' problem or 'a lien' problem. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1873 The thought that they would file a lawsuit was alien to me. 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
1874 Whoa! I guess these lifeforms aren't all intelligent. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
1875 Looks like we lose either way. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
1876 Sorry to make you come all the way down here, but the deadline to file is tomorrow! 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1877 Todd is getting home a lot faster with his new car pool and he's saving a fortune on gas. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
1878 Florp, Glorp, Blorp, Klorp, and our counsel, Mr Lefkowitz. Take us to your courthouse. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1879 You are welcome to our country, but please leave your guns and your lawyer in the spaceship. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1880 This time, don’t call X!z2b ‘Norbert.’ 1.2680 0.05956 97 78 12 7
1881 Which one is Jonathan? I TOLD him to use sun screen. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1882 . . . .We can’t take you there…we have no Leader! 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1883 Wayne...you bastard! 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1884 Close encounters of the party of the third part. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
1885 Well! I see Harry finally found a job! 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1886 Who’s that behind our children? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1887 Looks like your relatives want something. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1888 I'm not the leader! He is! 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1889 They’re saying something about returning him for tax season, but then they want him back.” 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1890 Oh, no. I think we're being served. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
1891 Didn't they say they would be representing themselves? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1892 Now I realize that UFO stands for unidentified financial officer 1.2673 0.05610 101 80 15 6
1893 Your brother is selling magazines again; he looks pretty serious about it this time." 1.2673 0.05783 101 81 13 7
1894 Their accounting is out of this world 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
1895 Annnnd here's the suit with the NDAs. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1896 But we specifically said we didn't want our leader back. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1897 This doesn’t look good, they brought their attorney! 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1898 Well, our lawyer says punitive damages are entirely appropriate in a probing case. 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
1899 Even they have their own attorney. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1900 I warned you not to spoil the Wordle. 1.2667 0.06281 90 73 10 7
1901 Bob, are you kidding me? I got you declared dead years ago and I'm married to Dave now! 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1902 His LSAT scores must have been out of this world. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1903 It's an ICE operation, and this time, we're the ones abducting and probing. 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
1904 Putin is our leader. Do you want directions? 1.2661 0.05628 109 88 13 8
1905 Oh no, they come to litigate! 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
1906 They're here to defend the universal right to carry. 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1907 Paul! You're taking immigration law too far, man. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1908 He must have been picked up before COVID. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1909 I thought Russians were supposed to be tall. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
1910 World domination doesn't require a lawyer. I think they must want some type of easement. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1911 'Oh no! Mars-a-tax!' 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1912 I guess they were saying "Take me to your LAWYER" all along 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1913 Relax, dear, they're after me...I should have mailed in that parking ticket last week." Rosanne Burke, New York City 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1914 Apparently they already found a lawyer. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
1915 So that must be where all of those IRS employees went. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
1916 Hey, now you're not the baldest guy on Earth. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1917 Uh oh. They brought their lawyer. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1918 This is where I work now. 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
1919 Maybe we can settle for half-world domination. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
1920 Apparently, plaintiffs’ lawyers will go to the ends of the Earth for their clients” 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1921 Ohmy gosh! Look!! Someone going back to an office!!! 1.2651 0.04874 83 61 22 0
1922 The 3:47 abduction must be running late. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1923 I hear the audit's even worse than the probe. 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
1924 Gasp! They've come back ... with a lawyer! 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1925 They come in three-piece. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1926 He’s from Klaatu, Barada & Nikto. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
1927 I wish he had phoned home instead. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1928 I'm starting to think this isn't really a merger. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1929 Bob! Are you the accountant for the aliens? Or an alien accountant? 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
1930 You’ll have to speak to our lawyer! 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
1931 If our son feels we're going to feed and house his entire entourage, he must be living on another planet! 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
1932 Litigious invaders from Mars! 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
1933 They've lawyered up. Now we're in trouble. 1.2637 0.06218 91 74 10 7
1934 I'd say they are either going to sue or settle. 1.2636 0.04599 110 83 25 2
1935 In retrospect, I should have signed the pre-nup. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
1936 He must have passed the Milky Way Bar. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1937 They don’t faze me. I’m worried about their lawyer. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1938 This is not what I meant when I encouraged him to be a world traveler. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
1939 Is that Ye 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1940 They heard that sanctions is the best way to defeat an enemy 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1941 Looks like them in-flight meals ain't getting any better. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1942 Gotta love family reunions." 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1943 They let business class off last again. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1944 I think that's him in the back. 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
1945 Take us and our accountant to your leader 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1946 Maybe we should have sent him to day camp? 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1947 I told you our lawyer's hourly rate was out of this world! 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
1948 They're looking to diversify. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
1949 Wow, attorneys do look alike EVERYWHERE! 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
1950 Klaatu dicta! 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1951 Oh no! This means they expect us to sign a non-disclosure agreement 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
1952 Heard you needed more ways to terrorize kids. (Satire) 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1953 So it's definitely a hostile takeover. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1954 We are powerless against their airtight non-disclosure agreements! 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1955 Ray guns AND a lawyer! We're doomed. 1.2623 0.04627 122 94 24 4
1956 They're coming after Steven Spielberg for copyright infringement. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1957 Well, Marv, looks like this is what you get now when you steal cable. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1958 I laughed at my brother, but I guess Beta Tauri was a real law school. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1959 Boy, everyone has an agent these days. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1960 Uh oh, I they’re back, and this time they’ve brought an immigration lawyer! 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1961 I told you this was a strange investment. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1962 Bernie! You are twenty years late with your Prom invite! 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
1963 I always suspected that lawyers were not really human. And I really should have known when Giuliani began leaking that weird black stuff. 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
1964 When you asked if I wanted to go see "Reagan and the Ray-gun-ETs," I thought they were a Motown group. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
1965 Sorry I’m late. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1966 The guy at the end looks like trouble. 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
1967 Well you said you wanted to speak with their manager 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
1968 I think we should still ask to see their vaccine cards. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1969 This is an abduction. But first, you must sign an NDA. 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
1970 Looks like Harvey had to sit Coach again! 1.2617 0.05839 107 88 10 9
1971 That's the closest our Republican Congressman has ever been to four aliens! 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
1972 Lead us to your taker. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
1973 we come in peace and with our lawyer 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
1974 Good Lord, whose my ex-husband bringing to the mediation session now? 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
1975 Do you still think I was exaggerating to say everyone on Earth has legal representation? 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1976 Take me to your arbitrator. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1977 Son, introduce us to your new friends. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1978 The rules are that he is supposed to be on a leash. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1979 Dear, at least the West let someone in. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1980 Corporate raiders come in all varieties but you can always spot the accountant 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1981 Oh no! It's the four spacemen of the apocalypse and their agent 1.2609 0.04856 92 69 22 1
1982 They've come to sue Hollywood for defamation. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1983 He's a lawyer... he's used to being probed. Maybe he even liked it. 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
1984 We don't have a chance--they've retained an attorney. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
1985 Are you sure this is our UberPool? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1986 The one in back looks like trouble! 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1987 Oh no …..it’s a foreign tax invasion !!! 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1988 Uh-oh... not only do they seem putwardly hostile, but they've brought representation. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1989 Wow, even aliens need an attorney ?! 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
1990 You couldn't call but now I'm expected to feed them dinner? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1991 Tell them they are in the wrong jurisdiction. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1992 Go home - to Mars or wherever you came from. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
1993 That lawyer's fee must be out of this world. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1994 Did you bring me back any souvenirs? 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1995 Watch this- they're gonna say they come in peace, and the lawyer is gonna say they came in self-defense. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1996 See, I told you we were supposed to bring our lawyer with us. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1997 So that's what he meant by writing 'out of this world candidate' on his resume. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1998 Sure, keep the Oscar envelopes secure. But Price Waterhouse and Coopers is going overboard with the optics. 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
1999 They call themselves "The Fab Four" 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2000 The trip was long but I was finally able to use my Latin. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2001 So, which one do you think is the lawyer? 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
2002 I think your brother is number 5. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
2003 Zap Diversity! 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
2004 Today was class picture day. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2005 I told you he'd be back. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2006 They knew to bring a lawyer 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2007 What is Charlie up to now? 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2008 We're all brothers, but the last guy was adopted. 1.2597 0.06768 77 63 8 6
2009 Do you think Dad expects to go right back to working at Sears? 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
2010 Look, I have nothing against aliens, but why did you need to bring four attorneys? 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2011 Leave it to the gun lobby. They're already lawyered up. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2012 They are looking for Stielberg to talk about copyright infringement. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2013 Oh my God! They came with their lawyer. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2014 I guess he didn't want to work remotely any more 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2015 Meet the ETles. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2016 Gerry, I think they're on to your funny money payoff. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2017 Hopefully, they only probed his briefcase. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2018 You take the first four to our leader and I'll take the last one to court! 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2019 Now I’m worried. They brought their lawyer. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2020 It's that lawyer from the billboard. He's serious about representing anyone! 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2021 No one goes anywhere anymore without their lawyer, 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2022 Look at that hideous one with the four eyes and the briefcase! 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2023 Oh no! They’ve got lawyers! 1.2589 0.05343 112 90 15 7
2024 How cool! I didn’t know “Big Head Todd and the Monsters” were playing in town. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2025 Mother Earth says she is tired and her work is thru 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2026 I think I see Michael, but who's the guy in the suit? 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2027 They must have heard about our inalienable rights. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2028 Oh no they hired an attorney. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2029 Who's the guy in the suit? 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2030 We’re just meeting. Do we really need to talk to your attorney? 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2031 Take us to your head accountant. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2032 It's NOT for sale! 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2033 We’ll trade our leader for Trump. 1.2588 0.06515 85 70 8 7
2034 Ok, we have a deal. Venus plus two moons for New Jersey. 1.2584 0.04933 89 67 21 1
2035 When we agreed to adopt aliens, we meant kids from Central America. 1.2584 0.04933 89 67 21 1
2036 I don't think Reece's Pieces are gonna do it, this time. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
2037 Don’t worry. Mary’s bound to be on the next Amazon shuttle. 1.2584 0.06297 89 73 9 7
2038 Did you do the Wordle? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2039 Must be an immigration attorney. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2040 When they said "sue for peace", I thought... 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2041 I told you he was an egghead. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
2042 How many times have l told you, Jim -- l'm just not comfortable around your sibs? 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2043 All I was going to tell you was that you are illegally parked! 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
2044 Looks like a UFO LBO! 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
2045 I think I’m most afraid of their representation. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2046 We come in-We come in-I've rehearsed this a million times. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2047 I bet their attorney bills by the light year. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2048 Wow, the family resemblance is uncanny. Now I see where you got your looks. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2049 This could be serious...they brought their lawyer. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2050 We represent the law firm Abduct'em Probe'em and Return'em 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
2051 Do you think he feels alienated? 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2052 We’ve declared the human race unfit to care for a planet. We’re taking over as guardians of Earth. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2053 Nope, you were right. They did say ‘take me to your lawyer.’ 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2054 I think Mr. Musk went a little far this time. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2055 This wasn't in the summer camp brochure! 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2056 We're from Martian, Martian, and Stern. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2057 Is there no sanctuary from lawyers left in the universe? 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
2058 Looks like they have come for our taxes. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2059 He’s wearing glasses now! 1.2571 0.07248 70 58 6 6
2060 I thought the Men In Black were on our side...!!! 1.2571 0.07248 70 58 6 6
2061 They insist on identifying as cyan. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
2062 They've done their homework — we are an open-carry galaxy. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2063 Washington at its best! 1.2568 0.06954 74 61 7 6
2064 Look Harry, they abducted our attorney. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2065 Harold always seems to have the weirdest clients 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2066 Great, now rent is gonna skyrocket. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2067 Crap, they brought a lawyer 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2068 I'd heard Steve was doing pro bono work with illegal aliens. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2069 The exchange students have arrived! 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2070 It's Bill Barr! 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2071 If they can get them, how come they can't get Trump? 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2072 He did text me that our grandsons are all their mother. 1.2564 0.06933 78 65 6 7
2073 Don’t worry honey. They brought their attorney to negotiate. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2074 We're bringing him back. He pointed out that experimenting on him would send our insurance premiums through the roof. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2075 I guess we should have read the terms of service. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2076 The future of historical re-enactments. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2077 No one is safe from the IRS. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2078 Hey, this is Santa Fe. You’re supposed to land in Roswell. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2079 How was you trip to Nevada Stan? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2080 I told you we should have renewed our auto warranty! 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2081 Looks like Goldman Sachs just won the first Martian IPO deal 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2082 Not this year, okay? 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2083 Four Martians and a lawyer? Okay, now I'm scared. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2084 You know times have changed when the aliens need to bring a lawyer. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2085 What do they need a lawyer for? Head adjustment claims? 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2086 Do you think they’ll demand a change of venue? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2087 There are only four. We need five for basketball! 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2088 I shouldn't have skimmed the terms of service. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2089 Pictured:Elon Musk,Jeff Bezos,Richard Branson and friends. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
2090 Great! Another legal probe... 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2091 The year is 2094, private enterprise rules over humanity's destiny among the stars, and the Bezos family is back from vacation. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2092 Hey look ! There is Milton with his mother in laws children ! 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2093 He's been working remote. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2094 Humanity is doomed. They brought their lawyer. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2095 Maybe you shouldn't have laughed when you told the accountant our tax bill was from Outer Space. I think they're here to collect. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2096 You can’t park on the grass! 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2097 Eric Adams wanted offices full again. They’re the only ones who would come back. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2098 New IRS hires 1.2553 0.04522 94 70 24 0
2099 They are seizing this ship until the "little green men" can prove they are not Russian Oligarchs. 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
2100 Sorry, the kids and I had to leave Mars, my wife said she needed some space 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
2101 Oh no! We're being audited! 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2102 Dave really will try anything avoid going back to in-person work 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2103 We’d like to buy some property. 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
2104 Yep, a discrimination lawsuit against the hat companies! 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
2105 Freddy, you're thirty-five years old. Isn't it time you stopped bringing home strays? 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2106 He used to be an ambulance chaser. Now look at him. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2107 I told you they would bring back Ed. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2108 We are here to negotiate your surrender Earthlings 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
2109 But we wanted to adopt from this galaxy! 1.2551 0.04878 98 75 21 2
2110 Uh oh, they have representation. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
2111 We're suing you for alien nation of affection. 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
2112 Their spaceship must be out of order. 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
2113 You married and had 4 kids ??…about time that you told us!! 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
2114 It's a long commute, but he makes a helluva salary! 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2115 I see Ed has completed his corporate training. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2116 Welcome Home, Bob. Are these your kids? 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
2117 I don't trust the tall one. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2118 Oh, I see they have brought their agent with them 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2119 Maybe we should have opted for day camp instead. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
2120 That's odd--they usually arrive on a Thursday. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
2121 Aliens you say? Probably British, they've already formed a queue. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2122 He said he’d finally found a way to pay off his student loans. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2123 Oligarch. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2124 They've brought their lawyer, now I'm really worried. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2125 Children returning from Bezoz Summer Space Camp 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2126 We can now definitively state that they do not 'come in peace.' 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2127 It looks like Jeff Bezos has taken a quantum leap past Elon Musk. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2128 I'm afraid they really mean business this time. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2129 They've obviously studied our litigious culture and lawyered up" 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2130 Dammit! They're bringing him back! 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
2131 Klaatu barada nikto doesn't seem to work for these guys. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
2132 I am insulted that they think taking Earth is a one lawyer job 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
2133 I suppose all illegal aliens do have a right to a lawyer... 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2134 What’s with the guy in the suit? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2135 Remember. If we want grandkids we have to trust his choices. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
2136 I hope they brought their own toilet paper 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2137 I told you they’re going to want to own the movie rights to the alien invasion 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2138 All he said was that he got a great deal on the tickets. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2139 Oh my goodness, are we being audited by the IRS? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2140 Can we beam the human back? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2141 I told you not to torrent that alien porn. 1.2530 0.06604 83 69 7 7
2142 Extra extra terrestrials?! At least we know the supply chain is functioning on some other planet. 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
2143 Oh! My God! Is that a lawyer From Mars 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
2144 It’s Schneider, from “Schneider, Schneider and Roth”! I guess they really will represent anyone. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2145 He must be here to keep it unidentified 1.2530 0.04801 83 62 21 0
2146 Make sure to read the fine print before getting on the flying saucer, Dave. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2147 I am most concerned about their lawyer 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2148 He's the last one, Dad. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2149 another tax, for what? 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2150 My clients are here to support Ukraine. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2151 I wonder how much their lawyer charges. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2152 A little warning you were bringing guests for lunch would have been nice. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2153 They added him pro hac vice. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2154 Oh, oh. We're in big trouble. They brought their lawyer. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2155 He's their immigration lawyer 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
2156 Oh no! We're in for a legal probe! 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
2157 I didn't know they were bringing their nerd with them. 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
2158 Negotiations were inconclusive. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2159 Big deal. Wait until they see how many lawyers we have. 1.2529 0.06584 87 73 6 8
2160 Nobody is going to believe this! You never see a businessman in a suit and tie these days. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2161 They must be the SOF the FBI hired for our space wars with Russia. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2162 Sure, it’s a little bit of a commute, but you wouldn’t believe what you can get outside of the city. 1.2527 0.04840 91 69 21 1
2163 Before you ask: Yes, I registered as a foreign agent...and yes, they have the right to bear arms. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2164 Don't worry, I think they just want to litigate. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2165 This must be a close encounter of the fourth kind. 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
2166 There’s lawyers and guns, but do they have money? 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2167 They want visitation rights 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2168 Told you this would be an other-worldly experience. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2169 I really don't care what you think the odds of our getting audited are now, Mel. 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
2170 Why am I more worried about the guy in the suit? 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2171 Oh great, now EVERYONE is moving in on those apartments the Russians are selling! 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2172 Look Harold, our son has returned at last. But which one is he? 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
2173 I hear he bills in lightyears. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
2174 I knew we shouldn't have itemized that alien tax credit last year. 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
2175 I'm guessing this isn't our campsite. 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
2176 This can't be good. They brought a lawyer! 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2177 Four of them want to see our leader and one wants to see last year’s income tax report. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2178 They don't seem that dangerou...RUN! 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2179 CPA plus UFO can only equal one thing....IRS audit! 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2180 Oh no! They’ve brought a lobbyist. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2181 We never just talk anymore. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2182 If I'd known how alienated he felt, I would have bought him a space suit! 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2183 No way we're signing an NDA this time, Buster! 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2184 Did you get the milk, dear? 1.2500 0.06532 84 70 7 7
2185 Groucho, Chico, Harpo, Zeppo...and Gummo...always the strait guy 1.2500 0.05735 96 78 12 6
2186 Looks like Gerald has gained some support for his neighborhood watch program. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2187 Ever since he saw that Spielberg movie from the 70s, he has been wanting to make an entrance like this. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2188 Now they bring their own lawyer . . . 1.2500 0.05444 108 88 13 7
2189 Oh no, they have briefcases! 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2190 I think they've figured out how to conquer us. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2191 OMG honey! You got me a private performance from the Blue Man Group?” 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2192 They used to work for IBM. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2193 Lawyers look the same all across the universe. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2194 Honey, did you remember to file our galactic taxes this year? 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2195 Here they come, more Californians to buy up Montana real estate at outrageous prices. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2196 How was the probe today, honey? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2197 Did they bring their attorney, PR man, agent or movie producer? 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2198 This lawyer knows a new client base when he sees one. 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
2199 I’m their lawyer. There defense is it says no invading countries but it does not say no invading planets. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2200 Didn't we tell the adoption agency we were looking for twins? 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
2201 Is the rest room free? 1.2500 0.06110 92 76 9 7
2202 If you really come in peace, why do you need a lawyer? 1.2500 0.07063 72 60 6 6
2203 Daniel must have gone into deep freeze. He hasn't changed a bit with the time warp. 1.2500 0.05000 76 57 19 0
2204 It's worse than I thought. They lawyered up. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2205 It’s their lawyer that I’m worried about. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2206 I think I'm more afraid of their lawyer. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
2207 Uh-oh! It’s Ooog, Ooog, Ooog, Ooog, and Mahoney! 1.2500 0.07063 72 60 6 6
2208 Well, we know they’ve got insurance. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2209 Oh no! They’ve returned with a lawyer. Now, I’m scared.” 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2210 Which one's from Texas? They all look alike. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2211 It's even worse than we feared; they've brought a lawyer. 1.2500 0.05592 104 85 12 7
2212 Chandler? 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2213 It took him 186 million light years to get his JD. 1.2500 0.06110 92 76 9 7
2214 It must be serious,it’s Green ,Green ,Green & Green, P.A.. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2215 Look, Dad! They’ve gone green. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2216 Do you think he can do my taxes? 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2217 Are you sure you called for an Uber?... 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2218 I hear their low fares are out of this world. 1.2500 0.05455 64 48 16 0
2219 Don’t they know they can’t park there? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2220 Guess there's no saving the planet this time - they're invoking eminent domain! 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2221 That's the lawyer the Martians hired. Now THEY know how it feels to get an anal probing. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2222 Can everyone get off the grass, please? Come on! Hey guys, I just reseeded that." 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2223 He did say his services were otherworldly 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2224 I heard you guys give good head (get it cause they have big forehead) 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2225 Oh thank God. They're just trying to sell us insurance. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2226 Are you sure these guys are from the Ukraine ? 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2227 ‘Are They Vaccinated?!!’ 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2228 One of Spielberg’s people…? 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2229 I was fine with it until I saw that they're bringing their attorney. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
2230 Oh good! They're scared of us, too. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2231 Honey, did you remember to pay the taxes on the cottage on Mars? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2232 His fees must be out of this world. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2233 Frankly, he's lightyears behind his cronies. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2234 The one carrying the launch codes looks terrifying 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2235 Space Force still seems so alien to me 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2236 The adoption's not going as planned. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2237 We always thought the aliens would send their military to invade. Turns out its mergers and acquisitions. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
2238 Oh damn - they have lawyers too! 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
2239 I remember Bob; he finished top of his class in property law. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2240 Honey, would you take them to our leader? I forgot to do today's Wordle. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2241 I’m glad Lawrence has found his happy place. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2242 This can't be good; they brought their lawyer." 1.2473 0.05853 93 76 11 6
2243 You said you were bring some friends that were feeling alienated lately, but.... 1.2473 0.04751 93 71 21 1
2244 You remembered the weed, right? 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
2245 Pretty sure he's their HIPAA compliance guy. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2246 OK. We'll come peacefully. But no NDA! 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
2247 I can't tell you what is most ominous of the things I am seeing. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2248 He's gone a lot but least he gets to claim mileage. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2249 They’re just like us, honey…vaccinated. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2250 Things really are opening up post-pandemic. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2251 They come in peace, under special "terms and conditions" 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2252 Now we're really in trouble. That's an IRS agent! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2253 I knew it would be trouble when your drone hit that UFO." 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2254 Maybe the man with the briefcase will know if we can adopt just one. We'll have to build another bedroom if we need to take all four. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2255 When George said his new job was front man for The Aliens, I thought it was a new rock n roll band. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2256 Our little space cadet is all grown up! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2257 Pluto's outsourcing legal these days. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2258 Zeke, this is not what we sent you to law school for! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2259 They brought their lawyer. Are we in trouble? 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2260 You’ve got the wrong Karen. 1.2471 0.06462 85 71 7 7
2261 Keanu Barrister Nicholso 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2262 Honey, I think this is a hostile takeover! 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2263 Nothing to see here... Simply another illegal alien case. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2264 They've got a realtor, but I'll bet he hasn't told them the median price of a home here. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2265 Apparently the probe will be immediately followed by probing questions. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2266 Looks like the away team is ready for negotiations. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2267 They must know they’re illegal aliens because they brought a lawyer. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2268 Their claims are out of this world, but at least their accountant stands behind them. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2269 Legal doesn't fit in at all. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
2270 CIA ? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2271 Did you have a fun weekend with Daddy? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2272 Do you think they charged extra for luggage? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2273 They didn't come here to buy. They just want to snoop through our open house. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2274 Looks like your ex-wife made first contact. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2275 I said "Bring four Mars Bars, not Mars pears!" 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
2276 To serve Wall Street? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2277 His boss said he could no longer work remotely. 1.2468 0.06956 77 65 5 7
2278 I suppose you did say you would travel for your new job. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
2279 Take us to your Elon. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2280 Looks like Buzz has been arrested again. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2281 I wonder...is his briefcase set to STUN or SUE? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2282 Which of these things is not like the other? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2283 Is it tax season already? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2284 We can’t tell Nicky—he WAS tall enough to ride. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2285 NOW they want a signed release before their probes! 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2286 Tipped off by all of the junk in outer space, I think they are here because of how poorly we humans are taking care of the planet. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2287 They got on at Mar-a-Lago! 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2288 Clever little buggers! First they zap you, then they sue you. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2289 I told you that naming that planet after your mother was a bad idea! 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2290 Okay now remember to call them ‘extraterrestrials’ instead of ‘aliens’ so we don’t get canceled. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2291 Looks like they've grown bored with 'Take us to your leader!' and decided instead to take their leader to us. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2292 Fingers crossed they are here to trademark 'We come in peace' 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2293 Looks like they're ready to negotiate a treaty. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
2294 should we call our lawyer? or NATO? 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2295 Looks like Iowa has finally been discovered by New Yorkers 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2296 I recognize The Pips, but that's not Gladys Knight. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2297 I heard they were outsourcing audit personnel, but this is ridiculous!” 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2298 Watch out for the one with a tie! 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2299 We come in search of a green card. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
2300 Mark did say his law practice was going out of this world. 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
2301 Oh No! Black & Decker sent their hand drill team and a lawyer!" 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2302 It looks serious, they came with their lawyer. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2303 I've been waiting 10 years for you to return home from work. Did you remember to pick up the milk? 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2304 I hope our home owners’ insurance covers this. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2305 You can always spot the lawyers 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
2306 Run! I think I see a lawyer. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2307 Didn't our application said we would host ONE alien for the international galactical summer program? 1.2451 0.05818 102 85 9 8
2308 Oh, great. This time they brought a publicist for their cookbook. 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
2309 Oh good, they brought an accountant! 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
2310 Martians AND a lawyer? We're doomed. 1.2449 0.05813 98 81 10 7
2311 Well that’s just great. Now the rent’s going to skyrocket. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
2312 I don't think they understand the gravity of this situation. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
2313 They don't seem happy about our gas prices. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2314 It's trouble, they brought a lawyer 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2315 Dang it, all we need are more traveling salesmen.. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2316 So, what's the plan for legal aliens? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2317 Must have stopped in Darien first. 1.2444 0.06183 90 75 8 7
2318 Looks like they found some legal justification for their take over. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2319 That’s why nobody knows about aliens…you have to sign an NDA 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2320 Uh Oh Bob, there's a man with a briefcase. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2321 We're not interested in taking over your planet. We just want you to give us the right of first refusal if you plan on selling out to any other civilization. 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2322 An accountant to verify their expense accounts. Impressive. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2323 I told you the adoption agency would come through. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2324 I think that one is what they call the reptilians. 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
2325 Oh dear, this is an official probe. 1.2442 0.06393 86 72 7 7
2326 OMG the aliens have landed! And look, their natural appearance is so utterly disgusting some are disguised as little green men! 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2327 The IRS guy is getting serious. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2328 You think they're going to want us to sign an NDA? 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2329 They mean business, especially that last one. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2330 I knew our lawyer was an alien. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2331 Oh no! Their planet is even more litigious than Earth! 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2332 That's D. B. Cooper who was never found! 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2333 Maybe we should send the kids to public school so they don't have to wear uniforms. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2334 Looks like there will be something to negotiate beyond "Surrender or Die!" That's encouraging. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2335 what is your return policy 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2336 Take me to your influencer 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2337 It looks like Earth is in for a final acounting. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2338 I hope we don't regret adopting all four . 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2339 He’s our security in disguise 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2340 We are here to make an offer you can't refuse 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2341 A lawyer and four aliens leave a space craft..... 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2342 Before you can be abducted by aliens, there's a nondisclosure agreement to sign in triplicate. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2343 Caption Writers from Outer Space 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
2344 So ambulance chasing really is universal ! 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2345 He seems bit alien. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2346 This better not be just a tricky way to deliver a summons. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2347 Is it just me, or is the one in the back wearing different shoes? 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
2348 This is not what I had in mind when you suggested that we foster strays! 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2349 Oh look honey, the crisis actors are here for the “alien invasion.” 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2350 Jimmy, tell your friends they can’t park there as the neighbours get upset. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2351 We're doomed, they brought lawyers! 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2352 I think we may be getting an astronomical offer. 1.2436 0.04892 78 59 19 0
2353 I'd heard Trump needed to go further afield for new accountants .... 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
2354 Ralph Nader says their faster-than-light spaceship is “unsafe at any speed.” 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2355 It’s a Star Chamber! Literally! 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2356 What are your rules on foreign investors? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2357 He must be from H.R. 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
2358 We don’t care if you have an attorney. You need six to play in the volleyball tournament. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2359 I told you that building a wall would NOT keep aliens out. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2360 They’re here to conquer Earth and negotiate the streaming rights to Friends. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2361 They're back... and this time they brought their lawyer. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2362 Fine, fine, you made bail, now what? Area 51? It's a zoo! 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2363 Can't be good if they are bringing an accountant 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
2364 I’ve read about him. This is the lawyer no one can stand! 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2365 What does he mean, ‘Take me to your CEO?’’ 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2366 Do you know where do we return this lawyer? 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2367 We come in peace,and lawsuits 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2368 Who's their mother? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2369 Harry, looks like another non/disclosure situation 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
2370 Oh wow Peter! The Space Camp brochure NEVER mentioned this! 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
2371 Oh, they were behind it. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
2372 Take us to your litigant. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2373 Another non-disclosure agreement? 1.2430 0.05449 107 88 12 7
2374 Did the Manson girls shave their heads? Weird 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2375 So, there is - there is intelligent life in the universe! Oh, wait, never mind; they brought a lawyer. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2376 Well, at first I was worried about the ray guns. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2377 This looks hostile. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2378 Well, if it isn’t Klaatu, Barada, the Nikto clones, and Shapiro. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
2379 Looks like our attorney had to fly space available. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2380 Clearly Elon Musk is offshoring. 1.2429 0.07176 70 59 5 6
2381 They’re asking to speak to our supervisor. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2382 You can’t escape the IRS anywhere! 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2383 Which one is Lieberman? 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
2384 I think that settles the question of intelligent life elsewhere. 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
2385 Well it looks like they have a perfectly legal justification for their invasion 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
2386 Don't worry, we're just here to buy some cryptocurrency. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2387 They came with a real estate agent! 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
2388 Where's Rork ??? 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2389 Clearly not a superior species 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2390 . . . and as you can see, the acquisition target is still without counsel. 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
2391 Your vaccine passports, please... 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2392 He's not who he claims to be and we are not four evangelists. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2393 Your son is an international sales man? Well, my son is a universal salesman." (Roman Gonzales, 14 years old 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2394 Be careful what you say, they brought their immigration lawyer! 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
2395 Harry! I thought you worked for Trump! 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
2396 Is this how San Francisco is replacing the police? 1.2418 0.06121 91 76 8 7
2397 Did not I tell you that our solar panels violated a building code? 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2398 I didn’t realize the Republicans were coming to our picnic! 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
2399 Hi, I'm Karen. You'd better turn around and get back into your ship or I'm going to be making a call. 1.2418 0.06121 91 76 8 7
2400 I get that you all come in peace but what about your lawyer? 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2401 How was summer camp? 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2402 I've brought along some willing potential employees for your business. I'm sure you'll find them cost efficient. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2403 I agree with you. Wordle has gotten tougher lately. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2404 Uh oh. It's never good when they show up with a lawyer. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
2405 One cosmic blast left. Aim for the lawyer! 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2406 I knew something was wrong when they said “take us to your lawyer”. 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2407 Well honey, at least they've got your forehead. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2408 No, not your leader; take us to your lawyer. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2409 4 to 3. The Grays win. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2410 Did you say, "Take us to your leader" or to your "lawyer" 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
2411 I knew we should have voted in that last election!! 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2412 I guess if they win this defamation suit, we'll have to start calling them "legal aliens." 1.2410 0.06320 83 69 8 6
2413 Did you decide to return to the office or did they force you? 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2414 George always was one to follow the crowd. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2415 They're obviously from Planet Walters and Frisch. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2416 Now I know why he preferred working from home. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2417 The ray guns don't frighten me, it's that attorney's briefcase! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2418 I think we need to keep an eye on the guy with the codes. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2419 They're back and they've brought their lawyer this time! 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2420 They came with legal representation. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2421 ‘We said ‘Take us to your leader,’ not ‘take us to the cheater!’ 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2422 You don't expect Martians to lawyer up. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2423 He's their Immigration Attorney. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2424 Yes, they're space aliens, but I'm still not convinced that this is evidence that intelligent life exists on other planets. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2425 Illegal aliens are taking over!! 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2426 Never abduct an IRS agent. 1.2404 0.05550 104 86 11 7
2427 He said he'd be wearing a suit, but he never mentioned glasses. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2428 These ones do legal probes. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2429 Their lawyer has a much smaller brain. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
2430 Too many abductions on your return. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2431 Oh my God, lawyers aren't human! 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
2432 I think we went with the wrong adoption agency! 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2433 Run! They got a lawyer! 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2434 They mean business this time. They brought lawyers, guns, and money! 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2435 I told you Timmy would make new friends after college. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
2436 Looks like they're lawyering up before they even try the abduct-and-probe. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2437 Oh, no. This time they've got a lawyer. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2438 Honey, I’m terrified; they brought a lawyer. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2439 Well they aren’t coming in peace if they brought their lawyer. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2440 Honestly, we were hoping you'd keep him. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2441 Oh no! I think we're about to have our taxes probed! 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2442 Just act like you belong, no one will notice a thing. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2443 Honey, what do we say when they ask who our leader is" 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2444 I warned him about fare-savers 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2445 Oh hey, isn’t that that guy from the X-Files? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2446 Sub-species of aliens arriving under guard, to join their kind who are already established here. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2447 'If the one with the briefcase says 'Take Me to Your Leader", we have a bigger problem. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2448 I'm from the adoption agency. You said you wanted children,but there might be a few problems. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2449 Heard you hired the best divorce lawyer on earth. So I found this guy. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2450 Hey look George,it 1.2386 0.06046 88 73 9 6
2451 I see they’ve brought their in-saucer lawyer. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2452 The tax man does get around. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2453 Could y’all give us a minute? We’re in the middle of something. 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2454 Complaining is universal. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2455 He just for scaring us. He’s only carrying their lunch. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2456 Where are the other three? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2457 "That's what you get for creating a story entitled "Teenage space aliens made me pregnant. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2458 Great, more foreigners coming to steal our jobs. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2459 Did they sign? 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2460 I guess they mean business this time. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2461 I wouldn't have expected them to seem so... litigious. 1.2381 0.04675 84 64 20 0
2462 Looks like they've brought the big guns this time. 1.2381 0.05665 105 88 9 8
2463 You might appear less hostile if you ditch the attorney. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2464 Wow! People still use briefcases? 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2465 i told ya dealing with that elon dude was gonna be trouble 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2466 Honey,do you think this is about our cars extended warranty?! 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2467 Sir! I don't think you can park there. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2468 They get kind of strict with tax-deductible trips when it's interstellar. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2469 This cannot be the son we bought on the Dark Web 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2470 Seems lawyers look the same across the galaxy" 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2471 They’d prefer to be called undocumented workers. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2472 Quick, contact our lawyer. I didn’t know a first contact situation involved discovery. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2473 Talk about being prepared. They even brought their own immigration attorney. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2474 Oh, those Insurance Salesmen are everywhere! 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2475 - We come to join NATO - This will not end well 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2476 Oh no,they are an open carry civilization with lawyers 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2477 Carl is taking HOV compliance to a whole new level 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2478 Don't worry honey--politely ask the lawyer if their official right-to-carry permits are in his brief case. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2479 Might be a strange culture, but they are rumored to have plenty of insurance. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2480 So that's where Mr. Smith disappeared to four years ago. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2481 Must be illegal aliens. They brought a lawyer. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2482 The one in the suit looks so inhuman. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
2483 The new summer associates have arrived. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2484 I am with Human Resources. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2485 We come with representation 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2486 I guess they've come to negotiate a settlement. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2487 Was he retained or abducted? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2488 could you gift wrap that, please 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2489 I always suspected lawyers came from Uranus. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2490 "See? I told you balding was universal." 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
2491 I think he’ll want us to sign an NDA 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2492 This looks really serious! They've brought their lawyer. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2493 but I don't want to probe them" 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2494 Run for your life. It's a personal injury lawyer. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2495 Uh-oh. It's one of Trump's lawyers! 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2496 Only one lawyer? More primitive than I'd've thought. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2497 I heard Martians were litigious, but this is ridiculous. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2498 Crap, they have lawyers too! 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
2499 My God, they're all hideous! 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2500 Looks like the commute is getting to Randy. 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
2501 Oh ! Oh ! Now we are in trouble. They brought their lawyer. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2502 He said we could adopt orphans from outside the country. These kids are cute, but they're not what I had in mind. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2503 We know you used a personal e-mail for government business! 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2504 You're screwed now, Jeff. They've come back with that lawyer from the billboards that doesn't get paid unless he wins. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2505 The tall one is heavily armed..... 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2506 Oh, my God! They've engaged a mergers and acquisitions attorney. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2507 I hear he’s the best immigration attorney in the galaxy. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2508 Stewart's leading from behind chops are out of this world. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2509 Lawyers?! I f***ing knew it! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2510 They must be really serious about their acquisition of earth. It looks like they brought their M&A lawyer from New York. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2511 We’re taking Alien v. Predator to the Supreme Court. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
2512 Boy, they've got "follow the leader" all wrong out there! 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2513 Honey. I don’t think that was an airplane you mooned.” 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
2514 I specifically ordered five. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2515 So it IS true…there are lawyers on Mars. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2516 I’ve heard of hostile takeovers, but this is ridiculous! 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2517 At least he got a degree 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
2518 I liked it much better when he was working from home. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2519 It was either having our memory wiped or signing a non-disclosure agreement. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2520 Take - us - to - your - lawyer 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
2521 They look very well represented 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2522 OMG it's your brother! 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2523 Oh, god! They’ve brought their lawyer ! 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2524 Do you think they had to pay extra for more headroom? 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2525 We would like to serve man, just like our lawyer here. 1.2360 0.06194 89 75 7 7
2526 I see they brought their lawyer this time. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2527 They just need me for auditing purposes 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
2528 UFO chaser! 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2529 How adorable - the last one looks like us and isn't carrying a weapon. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
2530 The fifth guy is their agent. 1.2353 0.06183 85 71 8 6
2531 I KNEW my ex-husband's attorney wasn't human. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2532 The children are back from space camp! 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
2533 Looks like they were serious about suing us. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2534 They even have someone to probe our accounts. 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
2535 I didn’t realize William Morris had satellite offices. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
2536 I'm sorry, I'm not sure where baggage claim is. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2537 Yeah, I know; they always bring their lawyer with them. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2538 They say they have a covid cure. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2539 They are not so alien after all. 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
2540 Corporate clearly isn't taking our unionization efforts laying down 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2541 How is the ride share situation going? 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2542 I thought they might be friendly until I saw their lawyer. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2543 I miss the days when being invaded didn't involve attorneys. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2544 Great, John - you brought the kids! 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2545 Oh no, they have weapons and a lawyer. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2546 That's odd. The last one's a bit taller than the others. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2547 When they said they would 'probe my ass' I didn't think it would involve the IRS! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2548 I never thought the IRS would join them. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2549 Aliens with legal representation? It's a Republican nightmare. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2550 Geez, Bill Barr's lost a ton on that new, 'Off World, Pounds Off' diet, hasn't he? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2551 By the way, the guy behind us is a Mormon and we are not responsible for anything he says or does 1.2346 0.06400 81 68 7 6
2552 Paul...Did you read the Space Camp release form before signing? 1.2346 0.06400 81 68 7 6
2553 Well, he said that he had an out of this world protection detail! 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2554 The libs hid the ballots with the Ukraine Hillary pedo servers in the Transamerica building! 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2555 Oh he’s not my leader. He’s a first time online date that is not going to have a second one. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2556 The lawyer scares me. 1.2344 0.07300 64 54 5 5
2557 Oh no! They're bringing back our leader. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2558 He must be the "Out of Town" lawyer. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2559 I told you they would have a lawyer. 1.2340 0.05745 94 78 10 6
2560 Which one's Harry? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2561 They’re here to save us from ourselves! 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2562 Oh no, they lawyered up this time. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2563 Look at that old fashioned suit, incredible! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2564 Oh look hon, they can’t be invading. They must want a deal. They brought their accountant. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2565 Should we be worried more about the laser pistols or the lawyer? 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2566 Hi are you our Uber? 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2567 Oh Lord, it's worse than we thought. They're going to sue! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2568 We will do a prisoner exchange. You can have this Trump era reject. We want Kim K. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2569 Must be their accountant. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2570 They have brought their attorney, it’s gonna be a long battle. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2571 Thanks for your online vehicle order. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2572 It seems they're claiming unpaid residuals from "Close Encounters" 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2573 This time DON’T take us to your leader! 1.2333 0.05923 90 75 9 6
2574 I see you brought a lawyer, so you must be from Uranus. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
2575 Be nice, the last one is a lawyer! 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
2576 This looks serious. They brought their lawyer. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2577 Aren't you glad we still get to work from home.... 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2578 Ugh, just some more city transplants thinking they own the place. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2579 Looks like it’s going to be a legal takeover. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2580 When you told me our vacation would be "out of this world"....you weren't kidding! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2581 You never said they were going to probe our tax filing! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2582 I think I recognize their lawyer. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2583 Looks like we are going to find out if the second amendment extends to fusion atomizers. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2584 You’d never believe he was the runt of the litter 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2585 I smell a wrongful death suit 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2586 More foreign exchange students. They had trouble finding the place. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2587 I hope Spielberg has a good lawyer. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2588 It’s never a good sign when they bring an attorney! 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
2589 Looks like the lockout is over" 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2590 Now I suppose we have to hire a lawyer. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2591 I see that the I.R.S. finally caught up with those aliens. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
2592 Those legal aliens are invading our country 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
2593 Let's stand our ground. Shoot the lawyer. 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2594 I told you that probe looked copyrighted. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2595 Their accountant is good. He depreciated Earth's value to $0 for tax purposes. 1.2326 0.06117 86 72 8 6
2596 So sorry we can't help but we are out-of-towners too. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2597 Sheep Meadow gets so crowded in the Spring! 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2598 Looks like they've come to litigate. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2599 It looks like your brother has finally found his crowd. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2600 Oh dear, looks like we are in for a hostile takeover and consulting pitch. 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2601 Oh look, it’s Elon Musk’s accountant. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2602 Next thing you know, he'll have a billion dollars, the deed to Earth and a corporation of aliens. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2603 Oh, no! Another unsolicited offer to buy our home! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
2604 Hostile takeovers are perfectly legal. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2605 After thirty years, they return our baby Stanley, and all they could do was make him a CPA. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2606 Four out of five Martians don't sell life insurance. 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
2607 It's never a good sign when they show up with legal counsel . 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2608 They brought Uncle Leo back but he doesn’t look right. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
2609 They want to try out for ‘The Bachelor.’ 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2610 I'm a little worried by the ray gun things they're packing,...but I'm really worried by the lawyer. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2611 They've obviously been here before and know how the system works. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2612 Oh, crap. Another complaint about space junk. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2613 Norm and Mona greet their first Airbnb guests from their Tik Tok advertisement. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2614 Looks like Harvard law has a campus on Mars. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2615 Tax probe? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2616 Oh I can handle anything right now. My wordle winning streak ended today. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2617 He also drafts Trump’s non-disclosure agreements. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2618 Oh my! It's a lawyer and he is coming towards us! 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2619 The last one is saying trick or treat. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2620 So there is no mistake, we brought our own lawyer to conduct negotiations between our world and yours. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2621 Is he a 'registered' lobbyist? 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2622 Wow! That’s how they look under the mask. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2623 I think we better lawer up, too. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2624 How many times did I tell you to expect an IRS audit? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2625 I think the aliens are going to force us into arbitration! 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2626 They're evolving... 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2627 The IRS has gone out of this world to help us. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2628 Is that business casual now? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2629 Welcome home, Son. Are these your clients or your children? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2630 I guess we WILL be safe in this new witness protection program. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2631 Does their lawyer know this isn’t an open-carry state? 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2632 I'm guessing our taxes will be astronomical. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2633 We brought our attorney, just in case. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2634 It’s Tommy Lee Jones! 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2635 Mr. and Mrs. Raymond Gunn? At the request of my clients, the Galactic Court has issued a summons for interplanetary trademark infringement. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2636 A new mask policy? 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2637 Their gender differences are quite pronounced. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2638 As far as we know, Trump's in Palm Beach, Florida. 1.2316 0.05689 95 79 10 6
2639 You can’t invoke eminent domain without a public hearing! 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
2640 Still flying coach, are you? 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2641 We come in peace. But invasion and litigation are still on the table. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
2642 My word, There's 's cousin Marvin. I wondered why we didn't birthday cards from him. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2643 I'm so sorry, but I think you are delivering the winner of this years' Academy Award in Science Fiction the wrong place. This is the home of me and my husband Oscar Carpenter. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
2644 Can you tell which of them is ours? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2645 You have ray guns, what do you need a lawyer for ? 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2646 Bob’s new company is really out of this world. 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
2647 He's the same guy that found my sister an apartment. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2648 Isn’t he that famous Cookbook author? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2649 That’s their PR guy. He’s calling it galaxy gentrification. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2650 The little green men with the ray guns don't make me as uneasy as the guy with the briefcase. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2651 So this is the ultimate Frisbee team he promised to recruit. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2652 Those are the children from his first wife. She was a semicarrot from the planet Yipe. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2653 Bert's girlfriend was "special" after all. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2654 Set phasers to litigate. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2655 Be careful. I think the one at the end is an illegal alien . 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2656 Uh-oh, this time, they’ve lawyered up. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2657 You took a wrong turn; we’re the Whitehouses. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2658 They're executing a takeover and plan to convert Earth into a timeshare 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2659 Two can play this game. Get our alien lawyer. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2660 Looks like Space X is now going Uber. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2661 Tell them we’re fine withe their moving in next door 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2662 This time they’re serious. They’ve brought their accountant. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2663 Color wars must have been a real bitch this summer! 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2664 Well, I guess we're now an open carry state. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2665 Are you sure they will eat BBQ? 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
2666 This is serious. They've lawyered up. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2667 Coming home and bringing some friends. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
2668 Just great, Harry – our new neighbors have an in-house lawyer. 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
2669 My gosh- they've captured James Webb! 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2670 Which one is the Great Leader's son-in-law? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2671 Do you think that’s him?! our little Stevie! 1.2299 0.06052 87 73 8 6
2672 _They've_ come in peace. But their lawyer hasn't. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2673 After a probing consultation they decided not to retain me. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2674 He keeps us on budget 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
2675 Our lawyer says we need to give you an opt-out of our terms and conditions. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2676 Honey, I promise I’ll explain later, but right now I just need you to play along… 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2677 Can't wait till our skulls evolve to carry all our data. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2678 Um. I don't know...I still think November 2016 tops this one! 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
2679 This way to the Capitol Building! 1.2297 0.06816 74 63 5 6
2680 We took him to our leader! 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2681 Sorry, we dropped him at the office. We didn’t realise he was working from home 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2682 Last week when they abducted me, they didn't realize I was a lawyer. 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
2683 They're suing for peace. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2684 They don't look Mexican! 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2685 Last time I was abducted, they didn’t bring a lawyer. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
2686 They think they can prove that abduction is not 9/10ths of the law. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
2687 Well, his extra work load sure looks a lot like terrestrial domination. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
2688 We have an extradition treaty with Venus? 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2689 I was optimistic ‘til the their lawyer came out. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2690 We come in peace and without prejudice. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2691 Hmmm. Wonder who's in charge? 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
2692 So this is when you return? You have a lot of explaining to do! 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2693 Mr. Zevon sent us. There’s cash in the briefcase. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2694 Does this mean that every civilization has accountants? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2695 Exchange please! We just didn’t understand his constant dialogue on diversity training! 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2696 Until now, it's been a quiet week in Lake Wobegon. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2697 Uh-oh, a saucer chaser! 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2698 I see that your Mars trip went very well. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2699 Why’d they bring a lawyer here? 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2700 It looks like Richard's specialty in Intergalactic Law has paid off 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2701 Realtor 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2702 My clients have specified that this is not an invasion. It is a special operation to stabilize human culture. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2703 Are you an expat? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2704 It's obvious who flew tourist. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2705 But Sonny, your Semester Abroad doesn't finish for three more weeks! 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2706 Oh, and their lawyer again. Don't even THINK "little" or "green." 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2707 They mean business. They've been watching Boston Legal and they've got William Shatner. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2708 2087: Study Abroad 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
2709 so this is what that lawyer meant by 'hostile takeover' 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2710 Looks like they did their research on New York City. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2711 Kids these days. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2712 You're late - you need to go to Kyiv now! 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2713 Wow! Even Musk's CFO gets a security detail. 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
2714 oh... You made friends? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2715 I don't like the NRA or their 2nd Amendment supporters, but I do like the diversity. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2716 See what Elon has found! 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
2717 Looks like their planet also has a Second Amendment. Thanks 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
2718 Oh dear, it’s my ex-husband’s attorney. 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
2719 Stan, I think that IRS audit that deeply probed various orifices makes more sense now. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2720 '' I am not sure why the Real Estate guy brought them ,we only have two bedrooms" 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2721 This whole Metaverse is starting to feel very real 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2722 Oh no! They brought the lawyer! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2723 Hi George! How was your vacation? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2724 Didn't you hear me? I said "Klaatu Barada Nikto!!" 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2725 Is that Jacoby or Meyer’s representing the aliens? 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2726 In our latest company development we've outsourced our production to the outer realms. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2727 I thought the IRS was using new artificial intelligence to do audits, not alien intelligence. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2728 Oh my god, its Dave 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
2729 Take us to your leader's law firm. 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2730 Uh oh, it looks like they really mean business this time! 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2731 They seem friendly enough, but they did bring their lawyer. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2732 No vehicles or lawyers allowed in the park. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2733 I see you have already been taken to our leader. 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
2734 I think they're here for our taxes! 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2735 Looks like they have adopted our ways. They brought their lawyer. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2736 In all my years as a realtor, this is the oddest closing yet. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2737 This isn’t what I expected when Ken said he wanted to go into immigration law. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2738 I knew I should have read that waiver I signed for the field trip! 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2739 Oh no! They cloned a team of Giulianis ! 1.2277 0.05608 101 85 9 7
2740 If gas prices don't improve, they may be here a while. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2741 No one “coming in peace” brings a lawyer 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
2742 I knew we shouldn't have agreed to arbitration. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
2743 So this time Jr., Eric, Jared, and Ivanka brought Rudy with them, as if that might help them. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
2744 Is that my attorney Bernie? 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
2745 THEIR AGENT SAYS THESE FOUR LITTLE FUCKERS CAN REPLACE THE ENTIRE NYC POLICE FORCE. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
2746 Looks like he found a new security detail 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2747 Oh, no! This is going to be worse than the typical probe." 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
2748 Our records show your Auto warranty has expired. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
2749 He knows how I hate unexpected guests. 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
2750 They are here to negotiate a cease fire? 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2751 It appears they brought their legal team." 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
2752 Remember, lawyer or nor lawyer, planets have the right of way... 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
2753 He’s managed to alienate even more clients. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2754 That lawyer must be on one hell of a retainer! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2755 We are here help fight to repel Russia. Oh Bob? He'll handle the sanctions. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2756 Oh, no; it’s a lawyer. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2757 Four days! It was fourteen years for us and I married Sam. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
2758 This is a peaceful takeover, sign papers for your safe transfer to moon. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
2759 I guess negotiations are a last resort. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2760 Tell us more about the in-unit washer & dryer... 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2761 I guess our homestay kids have arrived. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2762 Apparently, he drafted the contract that gave them control of the entire planet. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2763 They obviously did their research before deciding to land in this country. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2764 They have an attorney on retainer in case things get messy. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2765 I told you that lawyer from my office seemed strange. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2766 My babies! You found them! 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2767 They are serious this time; they brought their lawyer! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2768 When you said you were bringing home friends from Mars, I thought it was a new restaurant. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2769 I thought Charlie was going to France! 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2770 Look, its our lawyer. 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
2771 I’m not moving until you show us your passports. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2772 Just got here and already hired lawyer! 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2773 It’s Commissioner Manfred, with the MLB owners 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2774 Look, they brought a space lawyer. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2775 This really is not a good time, guys. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2776 Wow! The NRA is really thinking about the future! Who knew! 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2777 They insisted on their agent being present for the negotiations. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2778 Everybody's got a lawyer these days. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2779 Clark, this is not what I meant by me feeling alienated. 1.2262 0.04592 84 65 19 0
2780 I want to rent one for the neighborhood 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2781 Well, this explains where the "foreign money" comes from. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2782 Take us to your leader’s attorney. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2783 Must be an official visit! 1.2258 0.05947 93 79 7 7
2784 Look out honey, one of them has a briefcase. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2785 This is bad, they have a lawyer! 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2786 Looks like LeBron's agent has found him a new team. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
2787 It seems law offices have opened where no man has gone before. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2788 Four ALFs and a lawyer walk into a park... 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2789 John! Seven for dinner is unlucky! 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2790 Something about Habeous Corpus and Area 51 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2791 Our lawyer says we can sue Earth for defamation of character! 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
2792 Looks like they lawyered up for the hostile takeover. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2793 So THAT’S why you dreamed you were analyst probed. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2794 I hope you enjoyed your little Space Force fling. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
2795 I'm betting the last guy does the anal probe 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2796 Out of this world? Wait until they discover his hourly rate. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2797 There goes the neighborhood! 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
2798 They’re serious this time. We have to take him back. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2799 They may mean no harm, but I'm not so sure about their attorney. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2800 No one ever told me there might be little pink men! 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2801 Oh crap. It's the lawyer from Grey's Anatomy. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2802 Pleeeze guys it’s an air b@ b not For airships. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2803 Oh my god, it’s a lawyer! 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
2804 Oh no . . . Guns . . . Were we supposed to be wearing guns to this meeting? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2805 Looks like Price Waterhouse is determined to not make another Academy Awards mistake! 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
2806 Oh, no! An Interstellar Revenue Service audit! 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2807 The security service arrives for the Rolling Srones concert 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2808 Oh, no – they’ve brought in the firm of Grblyk, Thnkd, Spnlch, Blqwds, and Smith!” 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2809 I think he’s their Tom Hagen. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
2810 Oh no, they brought their lawyer. It's a hostile takeover. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2811 You said you were bringing some of 'your' people. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
2812 WE DEMAND SURRENDER... Our attorney has drawn up the paperwork. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2813 The space aliens are here and it's worse than I thought. They brought a lawyer. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2814 Yup. Looks like a hostile takeover. Deploy the lawyers. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2815 We have come to audit your planet. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2816 Take me to your accountant. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2817 Not good. They brought their lawyer. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2818 Oh Steve, you shouldn't have! 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2819 Looks like Blyxxft, fmptklv, spqtm, aaabblim and Jones have gone back to working out of the office 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2820 Who's ready for a spatial pizza? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2821 Oh great. Trump's replacement is here. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2822 Wait, but who's real? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2823 Obviously, you haven’t been monitoring gas prices. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2824 A Lawyer. Must be a class-action thing! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2825 I think the NRA has hired a foreign lobbyist. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2826 I don’t mind the ones with the ray guns, it those with the briefcases that always cause trouble. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
2827 We asked for your leader, not your lawyer! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2828 I said no friends over while you're grounded, mister. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
2829 They don't want us moving in with them so they'll do whatever it takes to keep things okay down here. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2830 Oh no. The probes were awful, but this time they brought a lawyer! 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
2831 Another society overly dependent on lawyers. 1.2243 0.04263 107 84 22 1
2832 They were so nice until they abducted a lawyer. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
2833 Welcome, Klaatu, E.T., Pierce, Fenner & Smith 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
2834 And they said they came in peace. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
2835 Oh my god we're being audited 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
2836 I guess after the last close encounter, they decided to bring their lawyer. 1.2239 0.06996 67 57 5 5
2837 Oh, they brought their immigration attorney! 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2838 Drat! And they gotz a lawyer! 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2839 When did Richard start wearing a suit? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2840 We just hired a maid from Cancun! 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2841 Not another lawyer!! 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2842 He’s their attorney that forces you to sign those damn non-disclosure agreements 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2843 Their immigration lawyer says try not to refer to them as illegal aliens. 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
2844 I told you to use, sun screen! 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
2845 They offer slightly more headspace than Elon. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2846 It certainly helps to explain why it’s impossible to find a bookkeeper these days. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2847 Hey, wait a minute – isn't that one of Putin's lawyers? 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
2848 Uh oh, they said he is their lawyer, real estate and insurance agent. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2849 Oh! Look! Business class deplanes last. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2850 They mean business this time. They've holstered their disintegrators, but brought their rumpled-but-brilliant attorney." 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2851 I see an essembly line issues at the end 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2852 What’s the Suit for, negotiating the movie rights? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2853 OMG! It’s your sister’s ex! 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2854 Didn’t realize Stevie & the kids live so far away. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2855 Looks like the alien takeover flew in their own accountant. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2856 Their galaxies have agreed to stop exporting light to Russia. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2857 I heard they were having quadruplets 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2858 It’s an invasion of the tax snatchers ! 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2859 What you have to do to get good help these days. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2860 I guess their "cookbook" got agent representation. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
2861 Karellen looks exactly like a lawyer! 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2862 Greetings earthlings, we're here to air our grievances about your sci-fi shows and breaching our intellectual property. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2863 Looks like they're taking those accusations you made online about "Probing" pretty seriously. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2864 I can't believe only one of them has four eyes! 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2865 Oh no, the in-laws are in town. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2866 man in suit: “welcome to hell” 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
2867 My clients are demanding that you Cease and Resist 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2868 We'd like to sell you life insurance. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2869 Frank, something tells me the results of this IRS audit will be out of this world. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2870 Larry?!? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2871 Honey hide your Ukranian molotov cocktail, it's Mr. Putin and his 'Z' squad...They are inviting us to Putin's Oligarch Party on his private planet. 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
2872 Don't be fooled by those adorable spacesuits—these aliens mean business. 1.2222 0.04648 81 63 18 0
2873 This is the new immigration process? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2874 I knew boarding school would get them in line. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2875 Here comes the non-disclosure agreement. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
2876 The guy in the suit is one of the earth's best immigration lawyers. I hear that they have him on retainer. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2877 You take the ones with the death rays over to the duck pond. I'll try and sweet talk the suit. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2878 Oh my god! It's my ex's lawyer! Oh, and it looks like we're being invaded by aliens too. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2879 The adaption papers went through, but the best I could do was a menage a quartet 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2880 Oh oh....Lawyers, Guns AND Money 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2881 I just noticed! They’re all packing! 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2882 It looks like the Americans have arrived 1.2222 0.07313 63 54 4 5
2883 Apparently the Aliens have formally Unionized…. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2884 What’s more terrifying? Four aliens with ray guns, or their lawyer with a briefcase? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2885 Your whole life Insurance Salesman has put our entire planet to sleep. We brought him back 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2886 This is serious, they brought their lawyer. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2887 They must mean business; they brought their accountant! 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2888 I'd recognize them anywhere. They're my third grade students. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2889 Ohh, even the aliens suffer from being lawyer-dependent. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2890 Oh no! They’ve hired the law firm of Gort, Gort, Gort, Gort and Smith! 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2891 Oh great. Looks like the aliens already have legal counsel. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2892 Given they've brought their lawyer, I can tell this isn't their first visit down here. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2893 Next time I think we should read the fine print. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
2894 Looks like legal aliens to me. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2895 We’re here for the BBQ 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2896 Bring lawyers, guns, and aliens 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2897 We are Zenooth, Snarggle, Gloopta, Varda, and Frank and we come in peace. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2898 I see the IRS has some new staff 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2899 They’ believe in raygunomics 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2900 Forget the ray guns, this is scary! 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2901 Do you want to deal with them first or their lawyer? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2902 I hear their Eminent Domain lawyer is top-notch. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2903 Which ones is Bill? 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2904 Before I go to a movie I check the parental guide to see if anyone has counted all the swears yet. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2905 I'm guessing he came to deliver the money from the liquidation of one of our offshore accounts. You'd think they'd just do a wire transfer. Maybe they are not as advanced as we. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2906 Can we take you to our former leader? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2907 This is getting serious! They brought along a Man In Black! 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2908 Quadruplets! You must be so proud. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2909 I told you that you’d need a booster for Mars. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2910 They’ve lawyered up. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2911 Oh my God! They're not masked and lawyered up! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2912 Oh no.. Who can we get this late in the day to pair with the accountant for dinner? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2913 Adorable, adorable, adorable, adorable,OH MY GOD,RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2914 Even as a child, he was last in line. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2915 Of course, they brought their attorney. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
2916 They are from the I.R.S., and they are here to help us. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2917 We've heard about you earthlings, so we brought along our attorney. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
2918 You’re not all lawyers! 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
2919 Lawyering up isn't alien to them. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
2920 I knew Jack took a vacation but I din't know he went so far away! 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2921 I see Saul didn’t make partner. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2922 Do you think their lawyer is working probe-ono? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2923 You know we’re in trouble when they bring their lawyer with them. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2924 Wow,on Mars,the flight attendants don't fool around! 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2925 Well Frank,you thought our Bobbie would never get a job. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2926 Lawyering up must be part of alien culture. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2927 Dad's really serious about custody this time. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2928 You said it was a summer camp for basketball 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2929 It's too bad they took after their mother... 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
2930 They don't look like legal aliens to me, Frank. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2931 The C.I.A. is NOT joking with Venezuela this time. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
2932 Take back our leader. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2933 So how do we tell them apart? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2934 One darn thing after another! 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2935 Oh no, he's got a briefcase. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2936 Your agent made a mistake, the concert is next week 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
2937 They're here to resolve their extended car warranty. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2938 Has the scaled-down IRS come 'gunning' for us? 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2939 No, they don't come in peace, Harv. They brought a lawyer. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2940 It can get worse. They brought a lawyer. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2941 Got a bad feeling this probe is really gonna hurt. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2942 I told you those MLB owners were from another planet! 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2943 Oh shit...they have lawyers! 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2944 The Suit says they're here to release Trump's taxes. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2945 we already bought all the Girl Scout cookie we need 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2946 I guess they determined he was an illegal alien and escorted him home. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2947 I hope to goodness he knows who the mother is. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2948 Dinner was at 6 O'Clock. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2949 They're serious this time. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2950 They must have abducted him from the bar. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2951 "We are not illegal aliens!" 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2952 They said they won’t probe any further until we sign an NDA. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
2953 He said, we'd recognize him because he'd be carrying a copy of The New Yorker 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2954 We're in trouble... They brought a Personal Injury Lawyer! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2955 Huh. So those conspiracy theorists were right. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
2956 The lawyers from Klaatu, Barada & Nikto have arrived. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
2957 Don’t you dare mention the size of their heads. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
2958 He's the money man. They think they're buying the Brooklyn Bridge. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
2959 Having a lawyer with them is what scares me. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
2960 Do you think they’re Zuckerberg’s lawyers? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2961 Wow! He had quadruplets! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
2962 It's hectic 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2963 Don't believe anything they say about coming in peace. This is a hostile takeover 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2964 Are you sure we want a space camp experience this authentic? 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
2965 We have created an accountant to give off the appearance of legitimacy. Take him to your leader. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2966 These guys look like they have a lot on their mind. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2967 Here comes Harry from Mergers and Acquisitions. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2968 An IRS audit…oh nooooooo! 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2969 A lawyer? They brought their own lawyer?! 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2970 Careful what you say. They brought their lawyer. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2971 Everyone is bringing their lawyers to meetings these days. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2972 OMG, We are being invaded by a Life Insurance Salesman! Call the Military! 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2973 So much for 'We come in peace.' 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2974 I thought we all agreed to keep the courts out of this! 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2975 our prodigal son returns with his owners 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2976 Our lawyer says this invasion is justified. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2977 Oh, look at you. All grown up now. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2978 Oh, lovely. You brought your aliens again. 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2979 Shouldn’t we try to talk it out before we bring in the the lawyers? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2980 Do you have the feeling that our prodigal son still feels alienated? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2981 you have them in a single file, impressive 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
2982 Oh no, they brought a lawyer! This looks serious! 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2983 Jeff, was that the business trip you talked about? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2984 He's not our leader any more. You'll have to try Mar-a-Lago. 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
2985 I am not signing an NDA over this 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2986 Omigod, an existential threat to the human race . . . and four aliens in front of the attorney! 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
2987 For some reason,the fact that they brought him along is strangely comforting. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2988 Oh dear, I knew he would look different when he returned from camp! 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2989 I’m sorry Henry but I never knew my ex would return… he was always a “space cadet…” 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2990 Dammit, they’re not bluffing this time. They brought their lawyer. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2991 I so hoped that lawyers would evolve. 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
2992 They think we're Steven Spielberg. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2993 We’re not signing another NDA. Our family cow was the final straw! 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2994 Wow! They are serious about challenging their deportation orders! 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2995 Apparently, lawyering up is universal 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2996 I knew Jim was ‘something in aero-space,’ but I thought he was still based in Omaha. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
2997 They're attempting a hostile takeover. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2998 We melt in your mouth and not on your hands! 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2999 They think you’re Dan Aykroyd. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3000 Ok, now I see what he meant when he said his co-workers had thick skulls. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3001 ( whisper) I knew it. They layered up! 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3002 My clients would like it to be known that Operation Eat All Humans is a peacekeeping mission. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3003 I think we should call our attorney. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3004 I guess anyone will sue in this economy 1.2169 0.05950 83 70 8 5
3005 I heard that it's Donald Trump's new legal team. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3006 Now it's serious. They've brought their Second Amendment counsel. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3007 Oh, you want the zgxstw family next door. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
3008 hahah one of you forgot his costume 1.2169 0.05950 83 70 8 5
3009 You shouldn't have told them to "Lawyer up" 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3010 Ak ak ak. Ak ak ak ak. Akaaaak! (sorry, or did you want the caption in English?) 1.2167 0.07551 60 52 3 5
3011 Do the kids look different to you honey? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3012 They've retained counsel--they must be serious. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
3013 School trips have really changed, haven’t they Irv? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3014 Oh my god look, it’s Herby Xanadu attorney to the stars. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3015 That's right, Earthlings -- we mean business! 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3016 Shucks. They brought their own lawyer-now they’ll never buy this house! 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3017 I think they are forcing us to take back that horrible neighbor they abducted. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3018 Uh oh. These aliens mean business. They brought their lawyer. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3019 They all look alike. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3020 They've lawyered up already 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3021 I think I've seen this before in a Men In Black movie. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
3022 I hope we don’t have to sign a prob prenup. 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
3023 Well the from future for sure!! 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
3024 How was your day, William? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3025 Looks like the beginning of the lawyer repatriation. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
3026 I thought the Blue Man Group were people ! 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
3027 A lawyer! You took him, you keep him! 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
3028 Everybody but everybody has a lawyer these days 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
3029 The human throws off the orgy dynamic! 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
3030 Jones said he's willing to go anywhere to woo voters for the mid-terms. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3031 So much for “we come in peace,” they brought their lawyer. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3032 We don't care if you hired a high-priced defense attorney, we're still suing you for alien abduction and unnecessary probing. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3033 It looks like they've come with a plan. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3034 They're suing over gross negligence of the planet. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3035 This must be a close encounter of the 4th kind? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3036 Looks like Fred couldn't make it as a time-travelling salesman. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3037 Someone already took them to our leader. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3038 We have no need for briefcases here. Guns, of course, are always welcome. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3039 They asked us to take them to our lawyer. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3040 Oh, I'll bet that last guy is going to brag about his long commute. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3041 I thought you said yours is a highly-advanced civilization. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
3042 Should we be more frightened of the armed aliens or their attorney? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3043 Is that John I’m the back? Prison must have been tough on him. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3044 Here he is, new and improved! 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3045 Please, take him back. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3046 I had no idea the IRS was interplanetary ! 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3047 Their death-ray guns are still in their holsters and they’ve already lawyered-up? This doesn’t look good. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3048 Bosley Medical is thataway. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3049 Looks like it is time for us to bulk up on our leafy greens 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3050 Oh Dear! I think they mean business! 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
3051 Now it’s our turn to show them what a normal marriage is like. 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
3052 This looks like a REALLY hostile takeover. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3053 Looks like Niko's suing the Galactic Federation again. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3054 I hope his brief has an amicus hominum clause. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
3055 It's worse than I imagined - they brought a lawyer! 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3056 Oprah. Around the corner 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3057 You know, his pyramid scheme might actually take off. 1.2143 0.06716 70 60 5 5
3058 Something seems out of place here. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3059 Where the hell did you tell the IRS we were living for our tax address during the Pandemic 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
3060 They call themselves the Litigants. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3061 I'm trading you in for four deductions, Al. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3062 This can't be good. They are bringing a lawyer to a first meeting. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3063 Honey, did we forget to pay our space taxes?! 1.2143 0.04504 84 66 18 0
3064 Aah... UH-OH!!! 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3065 Please tell me it's a remake of My Favorite Martian. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3066 There they are , our foster children. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3067 Oh no, we’re being served with a cease-and-destroy! 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
3068 Beware the lawyer. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3069 Their attorney looks angry. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
3070 I think he’s their lawyer. Their leader wouldn’t need that much security, would he? 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3071 Another all-cash offer. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3072 There's our lawyer. No wonder we never got a return call. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3073 How cute! Quads! 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3074 your cousin jeff always meets interesting people on his world travels 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3075 We were sick of being bald on our planet… wait, what?!? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3076 I told you this real-estate agent had contacts. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3077 What’s happening to the neighborhood? 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
3078 It looks like people of all colors are demanding representation. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3079 Even aliens need to have a lawyer when they visit New York. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
3080 Fourth contact: Litigation 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
3081 They must be an advanced civilization - they even came with their own lawyer! 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
3082 We have heard your leader is a tough negotiator 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
3083 Hi Stan! More prospective buyers? You're right, the housing market is really hot! 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
3084 Travel transforms, four times out of five. 1.2135 0.05865 89 76 7 6
3085 This is so Devo. 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
3086 Level two probing. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
3087 Honey…. Didn’t TurboTax say that 45-million mile trip to mars was tax deductible? 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
3088 I always said our lawyer was a bit of a space cadet. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3089 He must have the list of their rights. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3090 alright, let me do the talking— you always say the stupidest shit around jews 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3091 They're using a new type of anal probe--a lawyer! 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3092 Oh Gawd, are we going to have to sign a non-disclosure agreement? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3093 They've co-opted the Men in Black! 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3094 I can't believe Robert is finally back from his post doctorate internship from Harvard Business School! 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3095 Wait.. the summer space camp is an exchange program? 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3096 We got hit by some dummy in a Tesla. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3097 Andrew, what a surprise, wow, I thought you were dead. This is my husband Leon. Leon, Andrew. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3098 He holds the record for frequent flyer miles. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3099 Oh no! It’s the Maltesers and their lawyer. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3100 Honey I'm Home and I knew you were having an affair and Wendell you're going to get it. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3101 They've probably been building their case for light-years. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3102 We've gone intergalactic with our tax collection 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
3103 I told you not to do 23 and me! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
3104 Hey, look! It's the Four Foreheads and their agent. 1.2130 0.04931 108 90 13 5
3105 Looks like Putin's sperm bank gone wild. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
3106 This is our land. We fought for it, cleared it. Take your hired guns back to their own planet. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
3107 More illegal aliens. Thanks, Obama! 1.2128 0.05634 94 80 8 6
3108 Take me to your captain 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
3109 It’s amazing how far some people are willing to commute these days. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
3110 Looks like they're bringing back Elon Musk again. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3111 Sorry, the pandemic is not over yet. 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
3112 The aliens must have been observing us. They know of our propensity to sue, so they brought their own legal counsel. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
3113 Voyager broke their window 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3114 We come bearing legal representation. 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
3115 Do you think they are vegan? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3116 I think they've been advised about the Second Amendment. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3117 I guess word got out that Trump is still holding out on furnishing his tax return. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3118 I told you we should have chosen a more public place to meet. This is the last time I buy anything from a random person online. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3119 This band is really out of this world 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3120 It's happening! The Starfleet bosses are with their lawyer demanding a new space aliens contract for Area 51. They appear to mean business! 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
3121 It's worse than we thought. They've brought their attorney. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3122 Ooo - looks like Spielberg is in for a "Close Encounter of the Defamation Kind". 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3123 Oh honey, you left your blaster at home again today. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3124 Next time, read the fine print before you check "I agree to the terms"! 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
3125 Take us to your leader. But first,could you help the guy in the suit find the Uber pickup line? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3126 I told you no good would come of that marriage! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3127 They're defending their inalienable rights. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
3128 Finally! People who want to work! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3129 I can't help it. They all look alike to me. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3130 I know we've been short of essential workers, but this seems extreme to me. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3131 I knew it. Lawyers are the same no matter where they're from... 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3132 It appears they’re prepared to negotiate. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3133 Our lawyer is an alien??? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3134 I told you some of those tax deductions were otherworldly 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3135 Well, the first four must be the French exchange students you volunteered to accept. I don’t know who the last one is. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
3136 Oh oh this looks really serious 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
3137 It appears that the QAnon aliens have lawyered up. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3138 Quick, sell our shares in SpaceX. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3139 Gosh, little Johnny's only been gone one day! 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3140 He’s probably the son-in-law. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
3141 I can’t believe studying abroad will have this effect. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3142 I guess Clark Kent WAS the right reporter to send to outer space to get the aliens' story. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
3143 It’s the suit with the briefcase that scares me. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3144 It's a rough commute, but I hear he has en suite laundry and a small garden! 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3145 They look ready for a class-action law-suit 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3146 A lawyer? This really is a hostile taker. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3147 Oh, how cute! They've brought their own lawyer in case any of us survive the destruction of the earth! 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
3148 Seriously,David? First it was Trump and now Aliens? Don't you think you've taken this way too far? Who is left to sue? 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3149 It looks like the IRS is going to Probe your home office deduction? 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3150 They don't look happy to be returning to work. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3151 I told you Lawyers are inhuman! 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3152 To Serve Man - a subpoena! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3153 We specifically signed up for the Not In My Backyard package when we moved in here! 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3154 4 outta 5 aliens are au natural! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3155 Are these your little buddies from work? 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
3156 We want to make a real Alien movie He's our agent 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3157 After Texas Republicans added Mars as primarily Republican District, Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick proudly marched four aliens to the polls." They don't need no IDs. You can see them right here," he said. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
3158 But I told him his prenup wasn't valid on earth! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3159 I told you there was a problem with illegal aliens crossing our border. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3160 Oh no, what has Billy done, now? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3161 Wish them luck. They're looking for intelligent life on Earth. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
3162 Looks like Andy has some new clients. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3163 I really thought the sanctions would work. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3164 Our daughter invited McKenzie for a playdate, not McKinsey. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3165 They're here to sue your pants off, Jerry. They want the probe back. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3166 You just know he's been probed. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
3167 We're here about the extended warranty on the Galaxy. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3168 Maybe he can negotiate the MLB lockout? 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3169 Good lord...there are lawyers throughout the galaxy! 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
3170 Uh oh. Looks like they mean business. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3171 Death rays weren't enough. Now they're bringing lawyers. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
3172 It appears to be a legal takeover. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3173 It's the end of the world! Ray guns AND a Philadelphia lawyer! 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3174 At least it's not Russia. 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
3175 That must be Giuliani’s replacement. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3176 I told you we should have stayed home today. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3177 That's what you get flying economy class. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3178 See, I told you Elon Musk was alien. 1.2105 0.06301 76 65 6 5
3179 Uh-oh. They brought an attorney. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3180 Guess they’re gonna plead the FIFTH!! 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3181 Of course we’d love to go with you, but there’s no way we’re signing the non-disclosure agreement. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3182 I told you opening that offplanet account wasn’t a good idea. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3183 i think they mean business. they arrived with their accountant. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3184 This is Mr. Thompson. We are taking non believers to court. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3185 After exhausting all other avenues to find the perfect candidate for the job, Tom promised them the moon but then settled for Manhattan. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
3186 Everyone has legal counsel these days. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3187 This is our lawyer, Karl…he’s working Probe Bono 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3188 I knew we should've brought a sign. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3189 They've come back to repossess the pyramids! 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3190 Honey,I have a feeling we're being sued 1.2099 0.06013 81 69 7 5
3191 We're here to introduce our client J. Pierpont Finch. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3192 He's probably their attorney to defend their second amendment rights. 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
3193 I said “You can bring in Stella Wharfer on this vacation” not “Bring interstellar warfare” 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3194 So that's where you did your gap year before law school. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3195 You can’t top humanity when it comes to a legal retainer. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
3196 They must be returning him after figuring out they have abducted a lawyer! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
3197 Oh, my! I see they brought their lawyer with them. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
3198 Prisoner exchange? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
3199 Good grief they even brought their agent. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
3200 Oh NO! Not a lawyer! 1.2097 0.07322 62 54 3 5
3201 We’re doomed. They’ve recruited a Man in Black. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
3202 I can’t believe they brought their attorney! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
3203 Ironic, isn't it? I thought people were going to colonize Mars." Susan Vaughan San Francisco selizabethvaughan@gmail.com 415 601 9297 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
3204 Oh look, they brought their accountant with them! 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
3205 Bad news,it looks like they've decided to lawyer up. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
3206 That fifth guy makes me VERY nervous. He may not be packing heat. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
3207 He did try to tell us he was feeling alienated at work recently... 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
3208 We took you to our leader, as you asked, but... Can't you just keep him? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3209 I make the odds four to one." Eric Lifton, (508)662-011 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3210 Great. Here is the solution to the employee shortage. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3211 Oh,no! Not only have they come to take over the world, they also brought their lawyer! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3212 Oh hell yeah, you got my message. Wasn’t sure if you’d be able to read the whole gold disc. That’s right, my husband is the reason that green Skittles are apple flavored now. I see you’ve brought my replacement husband. I thought he’d be taller… 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3213 You are under arrest for failing to pay support for the children you fathered when you were abducted by aliens. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3214 Oh my, they abducted our lawyer, Mert. What now? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3215 So now you're back Marvin! You could have left a note. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3216 So much for the 4 day work week. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3217 Its been years, but we are done with him now. All our experiments have proven he's boring 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3218 You said there was no chance on earth donors could be traced” 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3219 Their lawyer is claiming they are the true indigenous people of this planet 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3220 We are so screwed, they brought their lawyer 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3221 Looks like the IRS is everywhere 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3222 Four heads are better than one. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3223 These new elected QAnon congressman are becoming more and more smug and sure of themselves. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3224 Thank goodness. At least we know they’re legal. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3225 We’ll never stop them; they have the power of attorney! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3226 I preferred when they attacked us with lasers instead. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3227 I heard Earth’s making the galaxy look trashy and they’re suing. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3228 Seems they've found a legal basis for abduction. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3229 Jimmy, you now have 4 great grandsons. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3230 Must be for the NDAs. 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
3231 Our lawyer says we own this property. 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
3232 Sueing for peace indeed! They've come armed and litiguous! 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
3233 I have a feeling this tax probe will be different 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
3234 Oh, shit. I think E.T. lawyered up. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
3235 Do your K-Pop boys need dinner before performing? 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3236 They want us to take them to our head of acquisitions and mergers 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3237 I thought they were supposed to be more advanced than us. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3238 More litigious neighbors. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3239 On behalf of my clients, we come in peace. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3240 Oh my god, this time they've brought their lawyer. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3241 Greetings earthling! Take us to your lawyer. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3242 Expatriate workers are still going back home after failing to adapt in a foreign land. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3243 Definitely not from New York City 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3244 I heard his advice is out of this world. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3245 I didn't think this is what your brother had in mind when he said he was going to work with illegal aliens. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3246 Now we know why he phoned home. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3247 I’m not so sure about this new hybrid work model 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3248 Bureaucracy knows no bounds. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
3249 Does the 2nd Amendment cover ray guns too? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3250 He's just bringing some clients over for dinner. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3251 Oh my gosh that's a lawyer. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3252 We came to inspect your grass. 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
3253 They brought their ray-guns and their lawyer. They must intend to become resident aliens. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3254 Our mid-century modern redecorating crew has arrived. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3255 Oh, no - we're being sued by Gled, Pleen, Soor, Higik & Jenkins! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3256 Looks like filing our tax return will be late this year! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3257 Mark Zuckerberg returning from work 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3258 I told you he was alien! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3259 They're really getting serious about their anal probes. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3260 The adoption agency said they were hard to tell apart…. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3261 The first four we can likely take, but I expect that the fifth one will fight dirty. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3262 At least it seems like they are contemplating negotiation. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3263 Uh-oh Fred,looks like they have lawyered up. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3264 Another carpet bagger,running for open seat? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3265 Looks like that hit piece I wrote on The History Channel touched a nerve. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3266 Even they need someone to explain our tax code. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3267 I knew the World Debt would get us in trouble. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3268 At least there are a few of them we can reason with. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3269 I'm sorry but Tom Brady is not available - he's heading back to Tampa 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3270 Perhaps they’re just guarding their lawyer. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
3271 I was afraid of this, they brought their lawyer. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3272 Look! They brought their attorney! 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3273 Oh, no, they've raised our son to be a Philadelphia lawyer. 1.2073 0.05945 82 70 7 5
3274 Mom and Dad,these are my friends from school 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3275 Promise me we're never sending them away to school ever again, Mitch. 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
3276 'I told you we should have brought a lawyer.' 1.2069 0.04368 87 69 18 0
3277 I’m insisting on syndication, Netflix and novelization rights this time. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3278 I hope he charged by the hour." 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3279 Oh my god, that's William Barr! 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3280 Legal or not, this isn’t what we meant by sponsoring some aliens. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
3281 They’ve lawyered up… looks like this acquisition is about to get hostile! 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3282 Bruh,relax. The probe comes out. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
3283 Be careful, dear…. They brought their lawyer. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3284 I think he’s miscast 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3285 Submit all requests for peace to the mothership. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3286 Your turn to talk to the Principal. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
3287 I understand that they are taking Disney to court. Something about an infringement concerning their "Mars Wars" franchise. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
3288 Finally, helpers for Habitat for Humanity. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3289 JACK, I've told you a million times to call me if you are bringing life forms home from the galaxy. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
3290 We have discovered alien life forms that are intelligent…and litigious. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
3291 They told us adoption would be really interesting. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
3292 It looks like this billionaire has recruited some help to defend his extravagant indulgence. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
3293 Thank God they’re finally coming to get us in exchange for your crazy brother. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
3294 I heard their lawyer is out of this world 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3295 Probed or audited...pick your poison. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3296 Klaatu barada nikto. Or would you prefer a G&T? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3297 I'm not as worried about the ray-guns as I am the contents of that lawyer's attache case. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3298 We’re in trouble now! That is my my husband’s lawyer! 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3299 My clients want you to go back to Mars with them to propagate the planet. Can you spare a couple decades? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3300 I always knew that when they came to invade, Goldman Sachs would be their banker. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
3301 Omigod, they have lawyers on planet X?##! 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
3302 Looks like they're wise to their B movie residuals. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3303 The IRS is really getting serious! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3304 Careful. I think the one in back looks Russian. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3305 “Calling the Turbo Tax man may have been a bad idea.” Bob Murphy Aurora, IL 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3306 Well, here goes the neighborhood! 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3307 Oh my God. I think we're being audited. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3308 They’ve been sent by our Leader to certify His election, …again. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3309 What on earth did the kids do to get kicked outer space? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3310 We're light-years apart in this negotiation. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3311 Oh god,they 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3312 They want to be sure that we don't infringe on their landing rights. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3313 God help us, Jerry. A lawyer! 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3314 I think they're intent on becoming greener! 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3315 To be fair, I did say that I wanted quadruplets. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3316 It's like that Twilight Zone episode, 'How to Serve a Subpoena on Man.' 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3317 We thought you were bringing Zelensky, not his lawyer. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
3318 Junior said he got a job high up in the company, but I didn't expect this. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3319 Slava Ukraini! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3320 I guess Jimmy won the grand prize after all! 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3321 He needed a Pro Hac Vice. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3322 I’ll take the anal probes if you handle the insurance guy. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3323 This is not ending well. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3324 I guess it’s official. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
3325 They're testifying for the January 6 investigation and they brought GPS evidence. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
3326 Let's have them for dinner and sort out terms later 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3327 Honey, what adoption agency did you say Bill used? 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
3328 We are here for the home tour 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3329 No, really we come in peace. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3330 I guess life does exist outside of Manhattan. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3331 I knew it. ‘To Serve Man’ is about serving a summons. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
3332 Their agent got them a spot on America's Got Talent. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3333 Tell them and their lawyer that I'm our leader. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3334 Honey, Is that our Attorney, Saul? I guess they called him. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
3335 I thought you worked on earth! 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
3336 Looks like they brought their Second Amendment counsel with them. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
3337 I see you brought a lawyer 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3338 And you thought your commute was long 1.2048 0.05878 83 71 7 5
3339 Our Leader is gonna have trouble with that last one. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3340 Doesn't it usually START with a lawyer, assume that fails and THEN bring the real muscle? 1.2048 0.04457 83 66 17 0
3341 I’ll bet his audit hurt worse than their experiments. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3342 We come bearing lawyers. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3343 Did he say we became grandparents? 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
3344 Yes. They are the ones. No. I'm sorry is not enough. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
3345 Tough to believe you come in peace when you all bring your piece and a mouthpiece. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3346 Take us to your thought leader." 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3347 “I had no idea ET meant Executive Training” 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3348 If they say "Take us to your lawyer" - I'll object. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
3349 Greetings! This way to learn about time-share opportunities! 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
3350 Looks like the IRS is using its authority to issue green cards to deal with the shortage of auditors. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3351 You signed up for four Fresh Air kids - -right? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3352 I don't know what worries me more, Fran, the ray guns or the lawyer. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3353 We're in trouble now. That suit looks expensive! 1.2029 0.06715 69 60 4 5
3354 They're serious this time. They brought their broker. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3355 I don't know what to be more afraid of - the laser guns or the lawyer. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3356 Sorry, no lawyers allowed. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3357 We know you cheated at Wordle. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3358 That's him! The green one! 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3359 So, no sale? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3360 You can’t probe anyone without legal present these days. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3361 They are his Russian cousins. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3362 I plead the fifth 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3363 Sometimes you need to be alien to your environment to survive 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3364 I suppose the lawyer will make sure they are not considered illegal aliens. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3365 Why'd you push him to reach for the stars, Charles? 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
3366 Squirrel! 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3367 Must work for one of those tough CEOs who can't tolerate remote work. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3368 Lawyers are lawyers even if they’re aliens. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3369 Hey, you must be the poly couple from craiglist? Cool, we- we've never done this before so thanks for meeting up. Anyway how many viable holes do each of you have? 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3370 Look, charlie's almost 18, and we've talked about seeing other planets. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3371 Wow! Open carry laws have become interplanetary! 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3372 Check out the big brain on Brad 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3373 Their case is mostly defamatory. If we promise to stop making "Little Green Man" jokes, they won't obliterate all life on this planet. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3374 They must have been exposed to weed killer. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
3375 Oh my darling. What kind of business deal did you make? 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
3376 The NRA is branching way out. That's one of their lawyers defending open carry. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3377 Remember, don't say a word. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3378 Apparently they have a warrant to arrest Putin. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3379 Clearly bringing a lawyer means they are hostile... 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3380 Now these solar salespeople are really taking it too far!" 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3381 Are you going to invade or sue us. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
3382 They brought their lawyer. He's claiming that your drone hit their spacecraft causing them to all suffer whiplash! 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3383 Dan, how was the interstellar conference? 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
3384 I'm not worried about THEM - it's HIM I am scared of. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3385 Oh dear! They’ve returned to claim the entire planet! 1.2027 0.06376 74 64 5 5
3386 Uh oh, looks like the NRA brought out its A team plus their attorney 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3387 We've come to zap the elites 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3388 I didn't know they travel with their own barber. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3389 Don't try to alienate us, Mr. IRS Man! 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
3390 WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON! THE IRS HAS ALREADY TAXED THEM! 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3391 I told you that college was a bit far out . . . 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3392 Honey I told you we should of payed our taxes. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
3393 Looks like they're planning a nasty proxy fight. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
3394 We have come to sue you. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
3395 He never remembers to call first so I guess we will order pizza tonight! 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3396 Oh my gosh! It’s my ex. The one in front with the ray gun. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
3397 Leader? That would be me! 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3398 Who was the surrogate mother? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3399 Maybe you shouldn't have probed them back, John. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
3400 The auditors are here. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
3401 You're thinking ET? I'm thinking NDA 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3402 Leo, what happened to the other four you said you were with? 1.2025 0.06077 79 68 6 5
3403 The first four look like the neighborhood kids. The one with a briefcase must be the alien. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
3404 On Mars you need a lawyer? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3405 He refuses to pay a lousy $30 for a seat up front. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3406 Uh oh. They’re from the law firm of Zerg Xantar and Glodfarb. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3407 Here's hoping he's an accountant, or even a lawyer, and not a proctologist. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3408 Gee, another government scam trying to get us to pay taxes. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
3409 They have giant brains, guns and a lawyer. This doesn't look like a friendly takeover to me, Doug. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
3410 I bet his billables are through the roof. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
3411 No! You can move back home, but no one else! 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3412 Is he really whistling 'Oh when the saints go marching in'? 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3413 Where is Putin? We made this trip to stop the war. The cost of gas is too high. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
3414 Apparently they have the right to visit earth. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3415 Oh great, they brought their lawyer! 1.2022 0.05801 89 77 6 6
3416 Already Lawyered Up! 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
3417 Son we told you to go out and sow your oats,but we didn't tell you to bring them home! 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
3418 It should be a crime to traffic alien children! 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3419 Should we wear a mask?… 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
3420 I think Ronnie is the one in the back, but it's been so long since I 've seen him. 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
3421 Four out of five aliens surveyed recommend guns for their abductees who chew gum. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3422 Honey, is the lawyer going to read out our rights before trying to colonize our planet? 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
3423 Watch what culturally insensitive remarks you make. I see they've lawyered up. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
3424 OK, now I'm scared. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
3425 They come in peace and ready for litigation. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3426 Even aliens need a lawyer. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3427 I heard these aliens didn't even have to pay extra for bulkhead! 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3428 Do you know where Area 51 is? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3429 I know finding workers is hard. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3430 You're being de-teleported. 1.2000 0.05988 85 74 5 6
3431 When they said this new boy band 'Is out of this World', they weren't kidding. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3432 I didn't know Timmy's teacher took Halloween so seriously. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3433 They represent the unknown and I represent them. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3434 We're lucky. It's not an invasion, it's mergers and acquisitions. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3435 This is not at all like the British Invasion! 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3436 Oh no aliens, and this time I think they mean business. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3437 Honey. I told you to pay the income taxes. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3438 Looks like they've brought their ETtorney this time 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3439 Take us to your investment bankers. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3440 Oh no, it's worse than an invasion, it's Clive from Marketing! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3441 Oh no, they brought their lawyer this time! 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3442 THE WORST HAS HAPPENED.... HERE COMES THE TAX AUDITOR 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3443 A lawyer? Turns out they aren’t that different than us. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3444 Who'se the suit? 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
3445 Now I'm really scared; they brought their accountant! 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3446 Does that look like one of the Cuomo brothers? 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3447 The IRS was short on auditors,so they brought in some outside accountants. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3448 Hope he had a good time in Texas 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3449 Their attorney suggested landing in Texas because they wouldn't look like aliens. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3450 So you’re the ones who want to make a deal to save our planet? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3451 Who did you said was from Europe? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3452 Well, there is a severe labor shortage. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3453 They claim to all have the same father but ... 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3454 How irresponsible, 5 of them in there and not a single N-95. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
3455 I always wondered where Congressmen came from. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3456 Armed space aliens, OK. But that last guy really scares me. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
3457 So that's where our defense attorney disappeared to three years ago! 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3458 The little green men I took for granted. It's the lawyer that scares me. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3459 Four kids, and they all look like their mom. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3460 Looks like Jerry's finished his sales apprenticeship. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3461 They look like either space invaders or tax evaders 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3462 Of all the times to ask to see our leader..." 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3463 Mom,Dad.....we're home........ 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
3464 Oh shit! An attorney. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3465 The warranty on your flying saucer may be expiring. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3466 Oh good, you can witness the N.D.A. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
3467 What offshore investments has he been making now?! 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3468 Oh wow… they must really mean business! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3469 These are the first members of the space tourism exchange program. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3470 Philip Schneider IS alive! 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
3471 The boy band thing has really gotten out of control. This time they brought their manager. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
3472 I'm counsel for the extraterrestrials. We are here to inform you that your recent twitter posts have violated the non-disclosure agreement that you both signed at the time of your most recent abduction. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3473 watch out, honey! some people might interpret this as social commentary! 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
3474 He's here to remind you to cease and desist from calling us little green men. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
3475 Jack's commute is back. No more working from home. 1.2000 0.06651 65 56 5 4
3476 Open carry is illegal here, but they've already lawyered up! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3477 Looks like Planet Blygaxicar hasn't gotten tort reform yet, either. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3478 I've been told they never travel without their realtor. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3479 Honey, I think we’re being audited. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
3480 They said they had the copyright for “ Klaatu Barada Nikto” and we’re going to sue. 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
3481 Lawyers... they all look alike. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3482 Oh my god, they have their lawyer. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3483 they'll fire the lawyer as soon as they get permits for the guns. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3484 Those corporate overlords are looking more and more al-- Dennis, what are you doing there?! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3485 Well, the tourists are back. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3486 Which way to Ed Sullivan show? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3487 Ohh your para-illegals. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
3488 Honey, stand in front of me. Baldness will be comforting to them. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3489 They really raised the Bar. 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
3490 Ok, they’ve got lawyers and guns. Where’s the money? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3491 Huh. Mars has tax. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3492 Legal aliens are taking over the country. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3493 Dang! Our off-stellar bank accounts are being audited again! 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
3494 They brought their attorney. Now I’m really worried. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3495 This can't be good,they've brought their lawyer. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3496 I don’t think he got the memo on Capsule Fridays… 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3497 I hate when the parents and stepparents bring their attorney to teachers’ conferences, don’t you? 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
3498 Did you see anything about weapons in the adoption agreement? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3499 Charlie's tie clashes with his suit. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3500 We are suing you for defamation because of your post that you claim that aliens abducted you. We're kidnapping you so you can discuss the details with our lawyer. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3501 Where have you been? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3502 You weren’t kidding when you said you would have to travel more now that quarantine is over! 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
3503 "Ok, gas prices have to get higher before I ride share." 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3504 That’s our auditor? I hope you saved receipts. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3505 Those suits are set to stunning. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
3506 Do you think they’re here for the Open House?” Robert Weingast , Manhattan, New Yor 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
3507 They are counter-suing for emotional damage as a result of the probe. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3508 They're calling my bluff about needing a contract to inspect my body 1.2000 0.05749 85 73 7 5
3509 Gad, even alien invaders need a lawyer these days. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
3510 Pit stop. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3511 Take us to your General Counsel. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3512 If they don't succeed with death and destruction, it seems they're prepared to negotiate. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3513 They're insisting that we sign a non-disclosure agreement before we take them to our leader. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3514 Wait. He brought the kids? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3515 He must be the translator. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3516 But you said we were exempt from foreign taxes 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
3517 Well, that's a fail to mention! Didn't know we needed to bring our attorney! 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3518 I don’t think you can get a table for five 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3519 It's not an invasion. It's just a special military operation. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3520 That's strange. Why did they bring their lawyer? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3521 Please tell me it's a PAID internship! 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3522 Wow, they must be serious. They brought their lawyer! 1.1975 0.05937 81 70 6 5
3523 They really do want to take over. They bought their lawyer. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
3524 Ugh, a bureaucrat! 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3525 Is that Phil Spector? 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
3526 Looks like Whitley Strieber is in big trouble. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
3527 I went to a different school. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3528 We're doomed! It's that man from Internal Revenue again! 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3529 Take him back. He's hollow inside and won't stop talking about Zoom. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3530 Oh no. They've brought their lawyer. Now I'm really afraid. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3531 This must be an alien special military operation. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
3532 We're in trouble if there's an intergalactic NRA. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3533 I told you they all don’t look alike. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3534 They come armed and ready for a complete takeover. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3535 Hopefully they removed the stick from his ass first. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3536 We'll take down the Christmas lights today! 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3537 If the ray guns don't get us, the Reaganite will. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3538 Looks like our financial planner is pulling out all the stops to sell us life insurance 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
3539 Please take him back, we can't listen to more story of his days as Head Accountant for a junk bond firm in the 80's. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3540 We're here for your tax audit! 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
3541 All that money we sent to you for college, and you spent it on travel? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3542 Exchange students are here! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3543 Oh crap; they have a consultant 1.1974 0.06218 76 66 5 5
3544 I think they’re here for the intervention. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3545 They needed an eminent domain attorney. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3546 He agreed to do the wills and is very affordable, but told me the real money’s in class actions, also he takes crypto. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3547 You don’t see that every day. It’s Thomas J. Henry. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3548 I see the Space Transit Co. also made the Bar Association stop this week. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3549 We want to help, but not from THAT border. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3550 We come in peace and litigation.” 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3551 Resistance is definitely futile now. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3552 I told you we should have encouraged him to go into medicine. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3553 Oh no, what terrible creatures... and four aliens in front of the lawyer too! 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3554 I told you we should bring a lawyer, but ‘Nooooo!’. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3555 I’ heard he’s chair of the Non-Human Rights commission. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3556 Harold, I told you our accountant was from a other planet. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3557 Isn't this a bit much--even for a Silicon Valley exec? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3558 Oh, don't worry, I'm just their real estate lawyer 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3559 I heard McKinsey is consulting on their upcoming invasion. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
3560 Are they here to negotiate or to put us on their menu? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3561 of course they’re adorable, Brian … it’s just that I had really hoped to finally meet Alzorxandathaba on this visit 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3562 For over thirty years, I wondered what had happened to Calvin. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3563 'Did they sign the non-compete?' 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3564 Amazing what Summer Camp can do. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3565 It seems nowadays that aliens come to the country with an immigration lawyer of their own 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3566 See that. They’re armed and dangerous. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3567 I told you they don't like being called illegal aliens. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3568 Apparently, even they are taking this “No Fly Zone” thingy very seriously 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3569 Good grief, four armed attorneys?. 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
3570 Wouldn't you know that they would have their attorney! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3571 My husband thinks it's a solenoid, but I say it's the timing belt. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3572 Oh no ! Is that …a… lawyer!! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3573 They want to negotiate for the movie rights. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3574 Watch what you say. They brought their lawyer. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
3575 Who invited that one with the attache case? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
3576 I finally get what Marx was talking about when he said that capitalism alienates its workers! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
3577 Oh my god! They retained an attorney. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
3578 Oh no! They are sueing you for stealing their copyrighted hairstyle! submitted by Stephen and Josie Bearg 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
3579 Probably too much Wordle 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
3580 Eminent domain from outer space. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
3581 Looks like the alien audit is here. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
3582 Apparently we have to sign a release before the mind probe. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
3583 Well, we do need more staff 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
3584 We thought humans are only in movies. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3585 I guess having an agent makes them less terrifying? 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
3586 The morning commute sure looks different in the post-pandemic world. 1.1957 0.04159 92 74 18 0
3587 Bezos is back to make a withdrawal. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3588 HR hasn't changed. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3589 I 'm sorry: this adoption is NOT what I signed up for!... 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3590 If you thought 2020 was bad, here comes 2023, along with legal counsel. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3591 Oh no! They've come in pleas. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3592 Oh my God...first he goes to Corporate Law School and now this! 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3593 Damn! Neptune is bringing our lawyers back! 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3594 How much Life Insurance did you sell them? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3595 I don’t know what’s more disturbing. The guns or the lawyer. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3596 It looks like they’re taking us to Planet Audit 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3597 Oh, my. They all look alike. Which one should we adopt? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3598 Guess they didn’t want the real estate developers either. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
3599 where did you say this adoption agency was from? 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
3600 No worries, it's just the accounting firm of Zok, Garmar, Bazzk, Sokkz, and Cohen. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3601 Hi ho, hi ho it's off to work we go... 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3602 Is their attorney licensed to practice law in this galaxy? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3603 At last signs of intelligence ! Hey who said that ? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3604 Anyone have a cigarette? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3605 I think he has taken Remote work way too far ! 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3606 Boy, they take their non-disclosure agreements seriously. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3607 Yes it is a long commute, but according to Einstein he arrived here tomorrow. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3608 Who's that weird-looking character at the back? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3609 Which one's your new wife? 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
3610 Yes, I believe that it is Trump's new aircraft. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3611 Hostile takeover? Wall Street is about 6 miles that way. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3612 And, there goes the neighborhood. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3613 what are THOSSEE 1.1948 0.06142 77 67 5 5
3614 I found more witnesses for your noise complaint about that neighbor. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3615 Who is that guy carrying the briefcase? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3616 You can have it 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3617 Did you remember to bring lunch today? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3618 Finally they have come to save us all! 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3619 Take us to your lawyer. Bill Hogan Palos Verdes Estates, CA 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3620 Son, your friends are out of this world! 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3621 It looks like I'm not the only one who found you impossible to live with. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3622 So PC. Going green but simultaneously bringing out-of-staters to lobby against gun reform. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3623 Take us to your C-suite. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3624 We’re sorry for our privilege. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3625 Calling them 'Martians' is slander, apparently. 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3626 They seem to have come with their agent prepared to make a strong offer. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3627 So that's where all the personal injury lawyers come from! 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3628 Sorry to have you come all this way for nothing, but my husband and I changed our minds about the free tour of the Red Planet. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3629 Let me get this straight. You're suing me for alienation? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3630 The attorney says that Mom left them her entire estate. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3631 The guy in the suit landed on our planet saying he was a lawyer. We consider such a subspecies invasive and are returning him. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3632 We couldn't stop them at the border and now they're coming with with their own attorney. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3633 Is an uncontested dissolution of our molecules still on the table? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3634 They are ready to sue if we declare a no-fly zone. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3635 You said the IRS would never find us." 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3636 Ugh! More Intervenors in the recent 2nd Amendment case. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3637 Take us to your followers! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3638 Looks like they brought their lawyer this time in an attempt to declare imminent domain! 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
3639 Where is Spielberg when you need him? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3640 Tbey really are serious, they brought their attorney. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3641 Not fair, they always get the first class seats! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3642 Make sure they write. 1.1935 0.06837 62 54 4 4
3643 Alien adjudication? 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
3644 Not just armed, but with their lawyer to protect them from prosecution! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3645 Their phasers seem to be set to subpoena. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
3646 They hired a lawyer because they want our Earth billionaires to stop going into space too. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3647 I don’t know what’s scarier, the guns or dragging along their accountant. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
3648 I hope they're about to make an offer on our house that we can't refuse 1.1935 0.06837 62 54 4 4
3649 If you really are coming in peace,why bring your lawyer? 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
3650 Looks like he's beefing up his defense team 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3651 We're suing. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3652 They're legal. Confirmed. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3653 I thought White Snow wasn't a sci-fi history 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
3654 Well the IRS did say to expect a thorough probing this year, dear 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3655 They hired an NRA lawyer? 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
3656 They must be looking for a record deal. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3657 In just 8 short weeks, our summer program prides itself on starting with boys and returning them as men 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
3658 What? When we met he said he was from Cleveland! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3659 Oh look, they've brought their lawyer. They must want their pet dinosaurs back. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
3660 I'm not surprised the Russians landed in Central Park, but they brought their lawyer? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
3661 Oh, another financial advior. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
3662 Please tell me that’s not a lawyer. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3663 O.K....when was the last time you filed our income taxes? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3664 Man, the IRS is really stepping up their game 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
3665 It's worse than I feared. They brought representation. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3666 They know about us; they brought a lawyer with them. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3667 Marge and Jim were relieved indeed, when Phil finally brought their boys home a week after Halloween 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3668 Ma'am, these are not the aliens that abducted you: Look into a telescope and you will see their alibi from 1 light year ago is airtight. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
3669 Uh-oh, looks like our broker is pushing another out-of this -world opportunity. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
3670 Bill! Bill! Is that you Bill? 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
3671 Oh! Much worse! They brought a lawyer! 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3672 They have figured out our film ownership rights. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
3673 They brought their lawyer to read us our inalienable rights 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3674 Again, our Dogs Playing Poker painting is not for sale! 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3675 You need security to visit home, son? 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
3676 Good gawd! He brought FOUR lawyers? 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
3677 Your late! The pizza is free! 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3678 Elon's car crashed into them, so they're here to sue. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3679 Wow, your brother hasn't aged one bit since he left in '67 to negotiate the 'Outer Space Treaty'. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3680 He won his open carry argument in mars too! 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3681 They're bringing our leader back!!! 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3682 I have imagined it differently when they said "hosting foreign students" 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3683 Oh! That must be their star lawyer. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3684 Why are they not wearing a mask? Are they vaccinated at least? 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3685 If the guns don’t work, that last guy will serve a subpoena to us. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3686 Jerry wasn't kidding when he said we hadn't heard the last of him! 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3687 He’s trying to bring capitalism to other galaxies. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3688 They're headed for Rudy's place. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3689 You can have your leader back 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
3690 They have come for Tutankhamen's tomb and its contents. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3691 Not the "suit" I expected to see. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3692 ...and of course they brought on a McKinsey analyst to help facilitate the hostile takeover. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3693 Whatever you do don't call them names. They brought a lawyer. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3694 And then I said to the aliens, "People say that laughter is the best medicine… your face must be curing the world". 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3695 Oh, I see. They said, "Take us to your leaders," and you thought of us. Dear, sweet boy! 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3696 The news was right! Remote workers have invaded! 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3697 Looks like they are ready for tax season or attacks season. 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
3698 What's even crazier is that their spokesperson is a white male. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3699 He’s an alien life insurance agent 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3700 Uh oh. They brought their own lawyer. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3701 This is the Elon Musk solution to the labor shortage. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3702 Oh god, they brought a lawyer! Don’t trust them… 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3703 I didn’t realize he was bringing all the kids as well! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3704 I told you to stop mouthing off about illegal aliens. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3705 I told you that the IRS is getting more serious about their forensic audits., but would you listen? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3706 Ugh, and they brought their lawyer! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3707 Oh gosh! I thought he ran off with his secretary 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3708 Don't worry, they are just here to found a crypto start-up. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3709 I always thought your brother was a little spacey. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3710 The IRS is finally going after some 'High Fliers' 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3711 That’s their lawyer. They’re suing for defamation of character in the film “Aliens attack Earth”. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3712 They brought their legal council this time; they must be serious! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3713 Wow,they have big heads! 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3714 Has to be a grueling commute. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3715 It’s good sex. But I’ve had better, and, frankly, I’m sure she has too. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3716 It’s Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, and Son. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
3717 If cattle prods weren’t enough they brought there Legal Team…now I’m really scared!” 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3718 Come back without the lawyer ! 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3719 They say the audit is even worse than the anal probe. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3720 The nerve of them to bring their own attorney. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3721 Its just a peace keeping operation 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3722 The lawyers will survive us all. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3723 UFO, shmUFO…I’m more concerned about that IRS guy with the briefcase. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3724 They're back! And worst of all, they've brought their lawyer. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3725 Honey, I thought you meant illegal immigrants not ACTUAL ALIENS!! 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
3726 The restrooms are that way. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3727 Apparently THEY don’t want the lawyers, either. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3728 Sixty years of searching for intelligent life and this is what we find - 4 Eggheads & a Nerd ??!! 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3729 About what I expected, there's about one lawyer for every four aliens these days. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3730 They're here to abduct. He sees they don't exceed expenses. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
3731 You have to admit, protecting yourself legally is a definite sign of 'intelligent life.' 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3732 We come in... Lawsuit. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3733 Uh oh, this time they brought their attorney. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
3734 Even with the aliens, that guy still has the biggest head. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3735 Isn't that the guy from next door? I thought he was working from home... 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3736 Are we liberal because we're adopting them, or conservative because they're armed? 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3737 Oh my God, it’s E.F. Hutton! 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3738 Uh oh, looks like they have a lawyer. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3739 Run Albert, it's a lawyer! 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3740 I said I wanted 4 Handyman Martians that use the proper deodorant!! 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3741 Business Unusual 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3742 Mission accomplished 1.1899 0.05996 79 69 5 5
3743 It never feels like a real attack...until they bring in the accountants! 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3744 We'll take the anal probe rather than the audit. 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
3745 If they are coming in peace then why did they bring their lawyer? 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3746 They're back home!!! 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3747 You have to admit it Harry, that is one fine looking Food Truck! 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3748 And here I thought you’d run off with Alice. Sorry about that. I did wait until last month to cash in your life insurance and sell the house, if that helps. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3749 Welcome to our humble home. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3750 I knew Jim was a big Star Trek fan, but... 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3751 This is the kind of planet you'll want to lawyer-up for. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3752 I can't believe I'm saying this, but their leader IS Jewish, and they ARE carrying space lasers! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3753 We should have guessed something was off when he introduced us to his new wife Marcia. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3754 What's with the suit ? No gun? Crazy, no? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3755 I think Larry should try working from home. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3756 … and our son is their lawyer. I just hope I get to rub it in to my Book Club before we’re all annihilated. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3757 Yeah, whoever's writing 2022 really jumped the shark with this one. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3758 Are they here to shoot us or sue us? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3759 Are you the people casting the alien movie on Cryron? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3760 Take us to your lawyer. My clients are tired of being treated as if they don’t exist. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3761 He's too uptight, we need somebody else. 1.1892 0.06287 74 65 4 5
3762 Relax, due to the Great Resignation my firm is now recruiting from other planets. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3763 He was right. Everyone needs insurance! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3764 I think the guy with the briefcase is more frightening. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3765 Looks like the Great Reset committee has landed. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3766 Honey, maybe you should consider having an abduction 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
3767 He did promise astronomical investment returns. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3768 Now Arnold try and enjoy yourself- our son rarely visits- mainly because you're always suggesting a paternity test. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3769 Watch out! There's a man with a briefcase. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3770 As if space blasters and super lasers weren’t enough. Now they’ve gone and lawyered up. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
3771 Our board of directors is out of this world. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3772 He hasn’t changed a bit on the outside 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3773 Yeah right he blends 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3774 Suzie said he would be a good lawyer to take on the neighbor. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
3775 Is he here to sell us some ETs? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3776 He said something like . . . 'if we don't want to be a habeas corpus, we'll sign this non-disclosure agreement'. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
3777 Oh my gawd! Is that Stephen King? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3778 Wow, when your IRS buddy warned us that tax auditors receive unearthly training and support from the higher-ups, I thought that he was just being overdramatic. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3779 We're in trouble now...they brought their lawyer with them! 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3780 They're here to get Pokémon cards with an attorney to help. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3781 What? I can't believe it. Do you think that is their accountant or their lawyer? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3782 Isn’t that Don Smith, who disappeared from the neighborhood three years ago? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3783 I'm begging you, talk only to their lawyer. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3784 They didn't get it. We took them to him; they took him. They're not supposed to bring him back. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
3785 I told you they will probably be back with a lawyer. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3786 I swear to god. That Alien told me they were eighteen. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3787 Maybe we’d get a bigger refund if we gave our tax man a ride home? 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
3788 Apparently, it's universally true that the Pen is Mightier than the Ray Gun! 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3789 I always new lawyers had a human side 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3790 I guess they couldn't wait for the Oscars. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3791 Thank goodness you brought them back! 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
3792 Did I not say we should lawyer up for just this sort of thing? 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
3793 He said he’s come here to claim what Trump stole from him in 2020. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3794 No, we're not in violation of copyright laws. Take your lawyer and move on to the next M-class planet. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3795 Well obviously you are not coming in peace. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3796 Bad news -- that's our lawyer! 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3797 I guess they brought a lawyer in case they're arrested as illegal aliens. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3798 He's your baby now. 1.1882 0.05674 85 74 6 5
3799 Finally some diversity in the Miss Universe pageant! 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3800 Uh-oh...They brought a lawyer! 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3801 They're serious. This time they brought their lawyer. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3802 No, I don't think they come in peace. They're packing a lawyer. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3803 Honey, your Uncle Fred is up to no good again. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3804 The lawyer scares me more than the ray guns. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3805 Oh, no! They brought the same hot shot attorney as those nasty Alpha Centurians!" 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3806 Foreign policy meetings sure are a lot different than they used to be. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3807 What’s our restocking fee? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3808 Is that Bill Barr? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3809 So, you DID finish your MBA, right? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3810 ¿ So, Darling, your intergalactic conference has its side - tour here ? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3811 They shot down that jet, but I see they've came prepared. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3812 That guy's an agent — they must want a movie deal. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3813 Our new leaders learned a lot from our old leaders." 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3814 This must be the Law of the Universe 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3815 I think we're underdressed. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3816 Lamelo Ball: Space Jam 3 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3817 He's been among them! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3818 In alieno solo 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3819 We heard you're the #1 plastic surgeons in the world. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3820 The little green men are suing for defamation of character. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3821 I’m not sure they meant to say, “Take me to your lawyer.” 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3822 Which one is his wife? 1.1875 0.05925 80 70 5 5
3823 It's beyond a white shoe firm. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3824 They came here especially to see a couple of humans with hair - Now, they want half their money back" 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3825 Looks like the IRS is done auditing our offshore account, now be the best time to tell them about our bitcoins losses. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
3826 Four Martians and Martin? Where’s Marcia? 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
3827 Take us to your leader for a refund or exchange,Now! 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
3828 My clients are suing you for environmentally abusing their fellow planet 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3829 Maybe defunding the police wasn’t such a good idea. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3830 Their civilization has degraded to the same level as ours. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3831 Yo, intergalactic space dudes! I'm picking up a lawyers, guns and money rather than a sex, drugs and rock and roll vibe from y'all. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3832 No one believed me when I told the police that you had abducted the children! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3833 lawyering up to begin with guns to follow? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3834 You didn't tell me they were bringing a lawyer." 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3835 The Uber Share driver isn't wearing a mask. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
3836 Yes, they can still probe you. But now their lawyer hands you a consent form first. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
3837 Looks like Bill Barr's back for his book tour. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3838 I guess this is what the tour guide meant when we will experience "close encounters of the third kind". 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3839 The latest 'out-of-this-world' music sensation and their agent. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3840 There's one in every crowd... 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3841 I’m not your leader! You’re your leader! 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3842 I wonder if they know E.T.? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3843 Didn't you go to high school with that guy? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3844 We have to vaccinate the galaxy to ensure no other planet becomes infested with killers 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
3845 The tall one looks familiar. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3846 If they're certified by PwC, they must be winners. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3847 When he said his new job was out of this world,this is not what I had in mind! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3848 Welcome home,kids.How’d it go doc? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3849 Looks like they brought a robot to deliver their terms of surrender. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
3850 Seems like a lot for a first grade field trip. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3851 They're here to collect their Starbucks. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3852 Not another Medicare sales rep 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3853 Welcome Friends, please treat Patchamama a bit better than we are doing ! 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
3854 Take us to your lawyer. We'll depose your leader later. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3855 Quick,grab our bicycle helmets. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3856 Now I know that home prices are out of this world! 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3857 Co-working space 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3858 There may be problems with the Non-Disclosure Agreement. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3859 It’s worse than we thought. They’re hostile AND they brought their lawyer. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3860 Their lawsuit alleges diversity, equity and inclusion violations. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3861 I don’t know what this planet needs less. The extra guns or the lawyer. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3862 It seems the patriarchy exists on other planets too. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3863 Forget the ray guns, it's the immigration attorney I'm worried about. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3864 Earth is being audited! 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
3865 I can't tell which of them is the alien life form. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3866 I don't know about you but I'll take an anal probe over a legal probe any day. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3867 Looks like they lawyered-up for Eminent Domain. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3868 We are looking for more genetic material - built this one from some DNA we found on some space junk - named him Tesla after it. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3869 Oh my god, it's...it's...market forces! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3870 Do you think they'll make an offer over asking price? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3871 Mr Handelberry, you brought the sex toys! 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
3872 The reason I never told you that I have four ex-husbands is that I was sure I'd never see them again. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3873 I think those are the plaintiffs in the ivermectin class action suit" Carl Yaffe, Rockville, Md 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3874 I thought Michael said he was going to Nevada for business? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3875 At this time anything is better then having an 'elephant 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
3876 I just knew one day they'd come to audit our intelligence. 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
3877 Why does everyone have their own attorney? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3878 I told you this was wiser than sending him off to Berkeley. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3879 These K-pop groups are getting out of hand. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3880 If I knew you were bringing the whole office, I would have baked something out of this world. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3881 Never mind the ray guns, I’m worried the lawyer is being paid for travel time. 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
3882 You have to show more than a lawyer to prove eminent domain. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3883 Our Lawyer wants to see your Leader". We have an issue about the names we are being called 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3884 Take me to your small claims court. 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
3885 They're from the planet Gliese667 LLC All Rights Reserved. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3886 Hello mother, you're probably wondering where I've been. Well it's a long story, let's go inside and put on some tea and I'll tell you everything. (To be clear the second alien is the one talking) 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3887 I was hoping world peace would happen more voluntarily. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3888 The Business Strikes Back 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
3889 We come in peace, though Section 2a of the document that Mr. Henderson will have you sign offers no guarantee of said peace. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3890 Did you agree to some kind of contract last time? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3891 They have a lawyer. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
3892 The Judge has ruled and you must vacate this world due to continued violation of the natural laws of co-existemce. Our lawyer Ralph will oversee your departure. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3893 They needed a center for their intergalactic basketball league. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
3894 You probably shouldn't have talked to the tabloids about that abduction. I guess they meant business with that NDA. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
3895 The previous security required food and water, so we opted for an upgrade. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3896 Hostile Takeover? I'll show them Hostile Takeover. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
3897 I hear their agent is fierce. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
3898 I told you he was annoying. No one wants to talk about the market, Bob. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3899 They must be serious this time 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3900 You did say, "Bring lawyers, guns, and money." 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
3901 Jimmy, you move to L.A. and this is who you work with now? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3902 I suppose we should accept that we might possibly be overly litigious creatures, given that other planets bring a lawyer as their translator when they visit us. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3903 We've been audited for employing illegal aliens. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
3904 They're 'back in the USA' to record their Reunion GREEN ALBUM. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3905 Told you not to worry. He's too big and tall to be cookie-cuttered down to their size. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3906 So much for Galaxy Defenders. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3907 Technically, you're now the invading party. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3908 Was the probing limited to legal questions? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3909 My first question is who gave who the anal probe. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
3910 Ted! Did the zipper on your people suit get stuck again? 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
3911 Looks like they already met our last leader. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3912 I told you not to leave the block! 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
3913 You can tell that they studied our society carefully cuz they brought their own lawyer 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3914 Oh him, he's their lawyer. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3915 We've come to bring your leader. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3916 I don't like the look of this honey. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3917 Aliens and Humans Equality 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3918 These are the guys from mars, inc. I think they want to sue 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
3919 I only cooked for four. Do you think we can ditch the attorney? 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3920 One of the quintuplets must be abducted. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3921 We're in trouble this time, that's their lawyer. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3922 We’re taking our leader to you. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3923 Oh look, they have someone with dementia so they can communicate with our leader. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3924 They want you to take them to your alleged leader. 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
3925 When they said they weren’t going to play fair, I was thinking more lasers than lawyer. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3926 They're armed but worse, they brought their attorney." Cal Bellamy, Munster, I 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3927 Relax, Tim. They’ll want to meet a leader. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3928 Oh, I get it. They brought their lawyer so they can claim self-defense after they use their guns. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
3929 Wow, they've really upped the security measures for the Academy Award voting this year! 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
3930 OMG, This is serious. They brought their lawyer. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
3931 They weren't allowed to carry their ray guns unless the NRA shyster tagged along. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
3932 Please remember as my lawyer I'm the one with an abduction issue! 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
3933 Oh no, they come with lawyers! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
3934 Honey, I told you not to be late on our reverse mortgage! 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
3935 Oh, oh. They are planning to sue us. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3936 I think we may have listen to his sales pitch. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3937 On God, they brought a lawyer! 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3938 You're right. We are litigious and you were smart to bring your own lawyer, but welcome ! 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3939 Honey, this invasion of parasitic organisms is very likely to destroy our society! Also, there's extra-terrestrials! 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3940 They kept saying “Drill baby drill” and Bezos thought it was cute. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3941 They've come to sue Orson Welles. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3942 Take him with you! 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3943 When my agent said it was "Pulp Fiction II," I didn't think I needed to read the script. 1.1831 0.06441 71 63 3 5
3944 They brought their lawyer with them. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3945 Oh look they brought Michael Jackson with them! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3946 I had no idea that aliens were litigious. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3947 Wow. Things really are tough all over. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3948 Oh no! It's Mars & Company, LLC!" 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3949 I guess they don't hand out Halloween candy on Mars 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3950 Your keeps saying phone home 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3951 They must be from one of those open-carry states. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3952 Looks like another dreary fall— they’ve signed with NBC! 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
3953 I see the first four of you have taken a non-threatening form for our benefit, so what's with the tax attorney bringing up the rear? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3954 rest room? Third planet on right 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3955 Oh, fuck! 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
3956 No worries, it's just "executive alienation." 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3957 My understanding is that it’s case of copyright infringement. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3958 The make everyone sign an NDA. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3959 You would better go to Ukraine! Carlos Maranhāo São Paulo, Brazil 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3960 They hated sci-fi movies so much they hired a lawyer to sue the human race for defamation. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3961 I knew we shouldn't have opened the pyramids. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3962 They grow up so fast 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3963 I warned you about the internet. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3964 Didn’t take long for the FOUR ALIENS to get an agent 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3965 Wow! Einstein was right about the space time continuum. Richard Dreyfuss looks the same as he did 45 years ago and a lot better dressed! 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3966 'Here we come walkin' down the, uh, street; we're just trying to be friendly;" you know like The Monkees said! 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3967 I think they're legal aliens. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3968 And which one of you is Larry? 1.1818 0.06445 66 58 4 4
3969 go back to ukrainia 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3970 Alien warship, go fuck yourself! 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3971 Hey! Now we know where Trump gets his lawyers! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3972 They'll subject us to an anal legal probe. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3973 We are NOT your leader anymore,, SON and that includes your little friends,,, 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3974 So this is the once in-a-lifetime meeting with the original Mouseketeers that we won in that stupid raffle? 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3975 Your new earth mom and dad 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3976 If you come in peace, why did you bring an agent with you? 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3977 Bobby looks so different. His study abroad year really changed him. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3978 Honestly it makes sense that the Men in Black turned out to be lawyers. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3979 So, their agent says this Rad Lads act was kiln' em-- where? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3980 No, not your leader. Take us to your attorney. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3981 Tom really turned that abduction around, huh? 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3982 Oh, Oh, this is going to be a tough negotiation! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3983 God help us! We're doomed! They've brought their lawyer. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3984 He’s got to find a job in the USA and stop bringing aliens home. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3985 I think you're looking for Barbara next door. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3986 His wife wasn't kidding when she said his tech job was out of this world! 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3987 They're having trouble with their taxes. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
3988 They have formed a union and demand workplace equitability. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3989 I told you our boy would come back. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3990 Take you to our leader's foyer? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3991 This is what happens when open carry laws go universal . 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3992 I’m surprised they felt the need to lawyer up in 2022… 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
3993 Oh no. I told him we didn't want any more alien souvenirs. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3994 At least they're not illegal aliens. 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
3995 Holy cow! These guys look dangerous! 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
3996 If this is what you meant by a quick settlement, we’ll drop the case.” 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3997 Uh,oh. Here comes the IRS--with body guards, too! 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3998 Can you take the first two? 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
3999 I believe they intend to take over with our own bureaucracy." 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
4000 Does this look like a leader to you? 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
4001 Mars is a gun carry planet, and this is a test case. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
4002 Uh oh. We're in a 'stand your ground 'state. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4003 I thought this would be one of the greatest days in civilization… until I saw that they brought their lawyer. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4004 It's a bet. If Jeff Bezos gets out next you owe me $20. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4005 The last guy scares me the most 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4006 He's the lawyer that represented my ex-husband in our divorce. Now I suppose he's trying to get me to take custody of those four. 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
4007 You never responded about your extended warranty. 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
4008 The company outsourced the customer service department pretty far offshore, but it did promise prompt and personal replies. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4009 I miss the good ole days of the global pandemic. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4010 I told you those eggs tasted funny. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4011 They look they might be hungry. As long as they don't say they know how to serve man, we should be good! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4012 The weirdest people are flying these days. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4013 He says baldness doesn’t turn him on, so we have come for you, sir”. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4014 Oh Dear, trouble ahead, they have brought their lawyer! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4015 I thought he was barred from practicing. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4016 Did I hear that right? Did they just say "Take me to your dealer"? 1.1806 0.06356 72 64 3 5
4017 Unbelievable! No place is safe from lawyers." 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4018 Wow! Wonder what business class looked like. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4019 Honey, I think we should start paying those outstanding taxes. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4020 This I know—the lawyer doesn’t come in peace. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4021 Oh good! Our attorney has brought in those additional consultants. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4022 If they’re sending lawyers, guns and Martians, something must have REALLY hit the fan. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4023 They certainly make an impressive team of barbecue repairmen. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4024 Literal Dave advocates for illegal aliens. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
4025 I believe the audit will prove to be more intrusive. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4026 'This job of yours is distancing you way to much from your family," 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4027 The kids are getting go big. I wish Bill would bring Spacie with with him on one of his trips. I'd love to meet her. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4028 I guess everyone needs a lawyer. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4029 Don’t forget, dear, my divorce attorney is out of this world. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4030 Oh, Oh! They brought their attorney with them! 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
4031 He's taking over our planet for two Imperial credits' worth of sanctions. I'd say that's pretty smart. 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
4032 They've made a new man of your mother. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
4033 Roger said he was going to change up his commute. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
4034 My god, it's a real invasion. They brought a lawyer. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
4035 This can't be good! 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
4036 They brought an accident lawyer to Earth? Don't they have TV where they're from? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4037 Never mind the weapons,we just want to be sure we all see the same hairdresser! 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
4038 It looks like they brought their lawyer. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4039 They’ve got ray guns, AND a lawyer. Maybe they CAN do something with the Russians 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4040 It's summer camp time again. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4041 What did Mario Puzo say about one lawyer with a briefcase” 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4042 The Fab Four arrive... and as Cole Porter said, " Everything old is new again." 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4043 Honey did I forget my four o’clock pills? I thought the bouncy castles and hot tubs were over the top 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4044 Is this the Olympic Curling team? 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
4045 Look, they've got the Men in Black working for them. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
4046 For a little chunk of the galaxy, he'll represent anyone. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4047 Oh, oh. Looks like a “military special operation”, complete with an embedded semantic informant. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4048 Wheres Jeff gone?! 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
4049 Uh-oh. Now we’re really sued. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4050 My clients have formally requested that they be taken to your leader. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
4051 He said he signed us up for their routine insurance physical. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4052 You said the IRS would NEVER ask for our receipts from our alien abduction. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
4053 Where on Earth is he from? 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
4054 Yes, the whole planet's for sale. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4055 Why am I frightened more by that briefcase than by the laser guns? 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4056 I knew that field trips for the kids was a bad idea!" 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4057 Oy! They already brought their lawyer. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4058 Well, my commute takes much less time even though we have to stop to let someone off at Mars. 1.1791 0.06354 67 59 4 4
4059 Let' s pick up some head cheese on the way home 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4060 How was your business trip dear? 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4061 Even aliens need a good accountant, especially when launching mass extinction of another planet. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
4062 George Jetson Jr. returns home with his kids. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
4063 Apparently, the NRA have decided to push the outer limits. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
4064 He represents clients accused of tax invasion 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
4065 Looks like they brought their ET legal rep too. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4066 These study abroad programs are really getting out of hand. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
4067 Look over there! It's four aliens and a businessman! 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
4068 They come with briefs. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
4069 What in the hell is this salesman doing here? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
4070 What do they bring their lawyer for? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4071 I'll sue you anyway, lawyer or not. 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
4072 My clients would like to claim asylum status. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
4073 Oh, you didn't think we'd read your little article about how we abducted and "gaped your bussy to the size of a manhole cover"? Meet our lawyer who is here to sue you for libel. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4074 Clearly they mean business. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
4075 Watch out for the guy with the briefcase! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4076 I knew Hal was "out there," but I never knew he was a polygamist! 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
4077 Oh my gosh, that's OUR attorney! Didn't you pay his fee? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
4078 I suddenly see you as a great father of our four future children. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
4079 Probably should have had a placard with his name. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4080 I was tired of working from home. 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
4081 I see that they've engaged a diversity consultant. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
4082 What kind of name tags will we use? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4083 How can you tell if it's homozygous? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4084 Well, they’re back. And this time they’ve brought their lawyer. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4085 Not to worry. He's from the government and he assured me their carbon footprint is negligible. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
4086 Who's the freak in back? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4087 I’m sure he’s just their agent. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
4088 Take us to your leader, and if his name is Trump, we're ready for him 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4089 If they're so friendly, why did they bring a lawyer? 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
4090 I think we in for more than a simple abduction. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4091 Looks like they're close to reaching a settlement. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
4092 Their biological mom must have gone through in vitro. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4093 My clients finally received the signal from your avant-garde music college radio show. They are suing for damages. 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
4094 Oh no, the Fifties are back, and they've come with reinforcements! 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4095 CPA phone home. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4096 My God, so legalese was the end of their technological advancement, too. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4097 Lawyers . . . 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4098 I don’t see Jimmy! 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
4099 I understand the trade is for Shaq, Bugs Bunny and future cel considerations. 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
4100 It's just what I've always feared! Amazon has now kidnapped aliens! 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4101 If they can't take us by force, they can always rewrite our laws! 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
4102 Let me do the talking—we both know who is our leader. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
4103 Remember the bus load of lawyers that went off the cliff? This explains the empty seat. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4104 Oh boy, here comes the IRS 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
4105 I wasn't worried until I saw they brought their lawyer. 1.1771 0.05338 96 85 5 6
4106 We're really in trouble - they brought their attorney. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
4107 We hire employees from all over the galaxy. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
4108 This looks like a close encounter of the lawyer kind. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
4109 How was your flight from Area 51? 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
4110 Just when we thought the housing market couldn't get any worse... 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4111 What the...?!? 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
4112 ALIENS! And they brought an immigration lawyer! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4113 Alien adoptions are becoming the norm in 2030 thanks to Elon Musk 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4114 At least we’ll be able to communicate with four of them. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4115 Oh no...a defense attorney! 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
4116 I guess they don’t want lawyers. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
4117 We're returning your leader; we'd like a refund. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
4118 Epstein? 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
4119 Going back to the office didn't work out. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4120 We did not request quadruplets. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4121 They must mean business. They brought their accountant with them! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
4122 Looks like they brought their immigration attorney with them 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4123 Long lost red headed step child 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
4124 Oh! Aren't they just adorable! And they bought their own attorney! 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
4125 Oh look Dear. Ralph has finally made some friends. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4126 Why did that Suit need to go so far to find bodyguards. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4127 I guess they've heard how litigious our leaders are. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
4128 Uh oh! it looks like they found an attorney. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4129 Please direct us to Letitia James, this human has decided to be honest and supply the required documents. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4130 Oh Burt. It looks like the children are in trouble again. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
4131 We’re doomed. They’re bringing the abducted lawyers back. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
4132 They clearly have a superior legal system. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4133 Really? Alexi says this will fix the Russian invasion problem. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
4134 Oh my! But the adoption agency said it was triplets. Are you the manager? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4135 Do they want to buy the planet? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
4136 They mean business, they lawyered up 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4137 What happened to the good old days where you could have an invasion without a prenup? 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
4138 No need to be afraid. They're permanent resident aliens. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4139 I'm always wary of men in suits. The others seem harmless. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4140 It must be Black Friday! 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4141 Honey, I am home. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
4142 He takes carpooling seriously 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4143 Oh Luke….we’re your Mother and Father. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4144 First it was the Russians and now there are aliens. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
4145 There's one, two, three, four...oh my gosh, it's a lawyer! Run! 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4146 They seem to be heading straight for the courthouse. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4147 We've got four more votes for our candidate! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4148 Oh my God! They have guns and a lawyer? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4149 Let's get this over with. I have a meeting at 4:00. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4150 OH NO, another non-conformist! 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4151 My name is Gilian Anderson, not Gillian Anderson. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4152 Well, we still haven't found human life on other planets. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4153 Welcome to Earth...wait is that your lawyer? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4154 They look more organised and responsible than our Government does. Good for Earth. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4155 They're all aliens. The one in the back is an honest lawyer. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4156 Once Howard started singing' "The Green Green Cash Of Home" they signed 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4157 Watch out for the guy at the end. He looks like an IRS Tax Agent. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4158 Look Jerry! A group of interns coming back from their first day of work. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4159 They can't be quintuplets. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4160 I thought your connection was through Jupiter, Florida! 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4161 I was hoping they’d be friendly, but they brought their attorney! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4162 Uh oh, they brought thier lawyer with them this time ! 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
4163 I always thought it was the ants come marching one by one and here all the time it’s the IRS. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4164 Isn't that...Bill Gates! No wonder he wasn't firing rockets into space! 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4165 The first four look like lawyers. I don’t know what the fifth one is. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
4166 After all, they are illegal aliens… 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
4167 Guess we are signing that Non-Disclosure Agreement now.... 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4168 Oh my gosh. It's the Noggin Boys on tour! The stiff in the dark suit is a dead giveaway. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
4169 Always sitting the back. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4170 They come once a year for some type of therapy then leave. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4171 I love life in the metaverse. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4172 Please know that you were always loved. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4173 Uh oh - it looks like they mean business! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4174 Son, it’s all right if you pursue standup comedy. We were wrong to push you into law school. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4175 Don't you ET's have your own lawyers? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4176 But we pay taxes on earth! 1.1746 0.06613 63 56 3 4
4177 So this is where the government how its agents. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4178 Let’s ask him about Insurance 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4179 I know it's unorthodox but these aliens are witnesses to the murder. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4180 I think they're looking for a better leader 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4181 is this a dream? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4182 Seems like they think their second amendment rights might be challenged. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4183 They 'broke' Harold with their incessant Hovering. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4184 I know she likes to travel, but we have to stop these field trips. They leave her spacey. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4185 That's a UFO ET ESQ. OMG 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
4186 I thought door-to-door salesmen went extinct. 1.1744 0.05281 86 75 7 4
4187 I'd leave the spaceship running. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
4188 Whatever they want, we'll need a co-signer. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4189 It's Boras - they must be a team..... 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4190 Something looks wrong... if they come in peace, why bring a lawyer? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4191 All we need; clones of Putin followed by a favoured oligarch. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4192 I told you not to accept that patient! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4193 Jerry, I told you masks were bad for children. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4194 Take us to Steven Spielberg and his attorney. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4195 The first four are P.R., the last one is corporate/interested parties/permanent memberships/subscriptions/yearly subscriptions/monthly subscriptions. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4196 It appears that a case is being made for life on other planets. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4197 I wonder whether the help is any good. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4198 Uh oh, they brought a leader with them. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4199 Is the head hunter properly vetting the candidates? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4200 No one told me it was costume Friday. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4201 They say they come in peace, but why the lawyer? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4202 That reminds me, we're having shark steak and corn nibblets for dinner tonight. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4203 The inflight service was out of this world 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4204 I agree that Rigel-7 is lovely but I told you it wouldn't be easy to get out of that timeshare. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4205 Look, Fred, there’s the new extraterrestrial K-Pop band and their agent. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4206 Accounting was always an alien concept to me. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4207 Ok, I wonder which one is the alien. . . . . and which one is the most dangerous! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4208 That last guy looks like an alien brother from a different alien mother. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4209 Oh, no. Another election is going to be full of fraud. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4210 Yes, I know you only wanted one, but they were on offer. 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
4211 We shouldn't have complained about the anal probe. 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
4212 They say they landed in Mar a Lago first, but it was too wierd. And they refuse to sign any more non disclosure agreements. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
4213 That's the fastest delivery service yet! 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
4214 They've come for their 'Men In Black' residuals. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4215 You may want to turn around and go back, this place is a disaster. 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
4216 You should have told me you'd be bringing guests for dinner" 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4217 We’re not signing anything, even if our lawyer shows up. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4218 Larry! Your promotion really IS 'out of this world! 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
4219 I thought we were boarding group 1? 1.1733 0.06114 75 67 3 5
4220 I don't care if you work for the government, get your UAP off of my lawn! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4221 Oh look, Fred! Those must be the short sellers! 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
4222 No matter where you are from, there is always 'that one' individual 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4223 Much later, after it was all over, Gerald would enjoy retelling the story and gently teasing Deborah about the look on her face. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4224 I'm confused - is this a space invasion or a tax audit? 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
4225 They’re litigious green men! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4226 It’s Snarl Icon and his Incorporeal Raiders. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
4227 This time I think they mean business. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4228 Take me to your middle-manager. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4229 Mom.. Dad... I told you never to bother me at the office! 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
4230 I don't know who they are, but I'm pretty sure that's their attorney bringing up the rear. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4231 So that’s where our lawyer Ted disappeared to! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4232 the boys are here for a hug ,they claim you are their Mother 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
4233 Look out Hal. That bureaucrat scares the jumpin’ bejeezus outta me! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4234 Which one did you say he was again? 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
4235 They haven't come in peace - they brought their lawyer. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
4236 Oh, no! It’s a man from the IRS! 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
4237 It looks like they are planning to sue. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
4238 What's illegal about "Keep off the grass"? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4239 Where is that Putin fella,we've come to put him in his place. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
4240 That last guy is from another world. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
4241 I see the Roswell team brought their own counsel. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4242 Isn't that my dad's lawyer from 1963? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4243 'When he said he had a wife like out of this world I did not know what he meant exactly' 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4244 They were only cleared to land in Texas. I think I know what they think about abortion, too. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4245 Are they also sending money? 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
4246 They didn't come in peace- they brought their lawyer! 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4247 We are being invaded by a lawyer and his inalienable rights! 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4248 The commute has been crazy lately 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4249 This reminds me of a scene in the Woody Allen movie, "Take the Money and Run", where the insurance salesman follows the prisoner into steel container. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4250 Affirmative Action 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4251 I’m from the IRS. Take them to our leader, and show me your tax receipts from 1957. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4252 They're serious about galactic domination this time -- they've brought their lawyer! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4253 We'll take you to our leader later. We called you to clear up our student loan issues with the Department of Education's Default Resolution Group. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
4254 They brought their influencer. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4255 Sorry guys…we don't believe in aliens nor U.F.O.'s; even if you have a really good lawyer. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4256 Hi parents. We found somebody who looks like you! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4257 Oh my gosh, they have weapons and ...representation? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4258 We come in peace, trust and verify. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4259 Seems his company extended its work-at-home policy to the entire universe! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4260 This new student exchange program is so exciting! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4261 They've been here before--they've brought their own attorney. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4262 Lovely children 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4263 Guests too, We only have a king size bed! 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
4264 Take us to your leader and sign this non-disclosure agreement. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4265 Oh my God? What did they do to him in law school? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4266 Offense? No, I think they believe in a strong defense. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4267 Honey, we said we'd adopt three, not four! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4268 They have real estate issues and brought their lawyer 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4269 Is that Jake? I guess that deal really was out of this world... 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
4270 I always knew aliens were behig big business 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
4271 The gunslingers have brought their hired gun. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4272 Do you think their attorney can speak English? 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
4273 They've just landed and they've already hired their own celebrity manager! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4274 I think it's time to revise our Homeowners Association agreement. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
4275 No, I don't think they are here for covid testing 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
4276 He’s such a lemming. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4277 Now I'm feeling uncomfortable. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4278 You did say our lawyer could handle enemy alien cases, right? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4279 They're of another world, the business world. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4280 He's so hard to pick out of a crowd, but I think he's the one carrying a case. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4281 Lawyers are everywhere 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4282 I wonder why one of the aliens is taller than the others. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4283 I think the one at the back is an oligarch. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4284 We're doomed, they have a Jewish lawyer! 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4285 It’s just preNATO Depression. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4286 Did you forget to pay the tax due on the Martian timeshare? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4287 They brought their agent. This changes everything. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4288 Oh great. They brought Merrick Garland. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4289 They don’t go anywhere without their lawyer 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4290 Home of the brave? Right here, in the land of the free-from-dignity, next to the embarrassing Republican Thin Ice Skating rink, where people go to believe in belief, and pledge allegiance to former President Egregious." 1.1702 0.04933 94 82 8 4
4291 Adoption is so exciting . . . Do you see it yet? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
4292 Ew! They’re different! 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
4293 Earthlings, our IRS Agent will now audit your fillings for not paying residuals on Area 51 activities 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4294 I hope he doesn’t fly coach next time. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4295 The NRA really has their tendrils everywhere,don't they? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4296 Holy shit Harry, what do you make of THAT? four aliens is one thing, but is that a man? Or an alien in a man suit? Each has its downsides... 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4297 For a moment, I really thought they came in peace. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4298 I thought the mediator promised the Martians would be unarmed. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4299 The IRS auditor questioned the light years of business travel deductions that the nonresident aliens attempted to claim. 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
4300 Isn’t that the Bobby Driscoll who vanished several years ago? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4301 Let's have our lawyer call theirs. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4302 How many reviews did you say this Experience had online? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4303 Oh Oh better call our lawyers. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4304 That is the new Uber Contact. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4305 Hi ho hi ho it’s back to Earth we go. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
4306 When eight folks all named Mar Shun call for reservations I should have been alerted. 1.1690 0.06013 71 63 4 4
4307 See. They’re returning Herb Scheinkopf, but he still looks burnt out. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
4308 Your Airbnb guests say your spread reminds them of their pad on Pluto. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4309 Well if they are illegal aliens at least their lawyer’s present 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4310 They brought their lawyer--it might be Sirius... 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
4311 They have lawyers? On Mars 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4312 Oh my God! In the movies they never lawyer up. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4313 It often pays to stand out 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4314 They probably want us to take them to our accountant leader. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4315 Honey look! It's Elon and the Green Musks. They are out of this world! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4316 That proves it; lawyers are the same everywhere. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4317 Crap, this time they brought their lawyer. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4318 The last thing this neighborhood needs is more polyamorous-types! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4319 Harold, They have a Jewish Space Laser Agency representative with them. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4320 Looks like Stan made it onto the Health Supplement Sales Team 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4321 I knew NASA should never have beamed “We Built This City” to Mars. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
4322 They come every year for Spring Training. Boy will they be disappointed. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4323 Is the Republican National Committee meeting in town? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4324 Our children finally back from that summer camp. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4325 t's just a weather balloon. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4326 This doesn't look good. They came with their attorney. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4327 They must mean business… they lawyered up. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4328 Looks like Lucy has some 'splaing to do. 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
4329 OH DEAR, GEORGE...LOOK...THEY BROUGHT THEIR ATTORNEY! 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
4330 Oh great, more open carry lobbyist. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4331 Our Broker!! I knew they would send him back! 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4332 Do you think the red carpet treatment has gone to their heads? 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4333 Do you think we phoned the wrong 'home'? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4334 Apparently, they've brought their attorney with them. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4335 I'm worried that one at the back wants to destroy the earth. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4336 The IRS doesn’t leave anyone alone ! 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4337 WHICH ONE IS THE MISSIONARY 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
4338 They are looking for a guy named Putin. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
4339 This looks bad - they've brought their lawyer this time! 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4340 It's even worse than we thought. They've brought an actuary! 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
4341 Oh no , they called their lawyer. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4342 Have we got a deal for you! 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4343 It's Kamala's lead team just back from her whirlwind 'Cackles Tour' of Europe. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4344 I hate it when they bring their lawyer 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4345 Shouldn’t the lawyer be first? 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4346 Believe me baldness is defiantly not a sign of intelligence so relax. 1.1685 0.05357 89 79 5 5
4347 Jack’s the one with the briefcase. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
4348 Oh, dear, they're coming straight at us with four ray guns and what could be a Reagan or Regan. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
4349 Earthling! Take us to your Lawyer! 1.1683 0.04682 101 88 9 4
4350 So Bob, you had no problem with immigration then? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4351 I love it when the school has field trip and dress up on the same day. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4352 Which one is he? Maybe we should have brought a sign. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4353 They apparently knew enough to lawyer up" 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4354 Take me to your CEO. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4355 Wait, is there intelligent life on other planets or not?? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4356 Karl, look, they are serious, they bring their lawyer! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4357 No spaceships allowed in the park on Sundays! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4358 They came with their agent. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4359 Oh,oh,this can’t be good! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4360 They said the camp would bring Johnny down to earth! 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4361 Looks like they intend their takeover to be hostile. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4362 The I.R.S. is really bringing in the heavy hitters this tax season. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4363 Oh no! They've turned our Harold into a lawyer! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4364 Is there one place in this universe where the legal profession isn’t a boys’ club?! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4365 No, I'm suing YOU for alienation of affection." 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4366 I'm here for the End of User agreements 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4367 Oh, I hate flying in those portal jumpers. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4368 Quick, call our Personal Abduction Attorney 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4369 It looks like the third kind is going to plead the fifth. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4370 The guns don't worry me so much, but bringing a lawyer is terrifying. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4371 Even in other worlds, accountants dress like dweebs! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4372 I know your accountant said we'd like Texas since there's no state income tax, but this is not the kind of Halloween we were used to in Connecticut. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4373 NOT the lawyers!!! 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4374 OMG ! I thought Jon Ham had retired! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4375 These little green guys found that your tax debt is out of this world 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4376 Back to the office Silicon Valley Style. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4377 Honey, they’re so cute, I think we should adopt all four. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4378 Hmmm . . . I see they've lawyered up. This is more serious than I thought! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4379 We finally get to meet Mazars' new clients! 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4380 I wonder who the fathership was? 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
4381 We were rescued halfway between our alien induction. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4382 They come in pairs. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4383 Oh my! The little green men brought along a tall white lawyer! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4384 They sent lawyers,guns,and money,Warren. Get me out of this 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4385 When your done here leave the guns and take the conniver. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4386 The company hired help outside the milky way. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4387 We should have never signed that non-disclosure agreement. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4388 Here are your grandchildren 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4389 I wonder why they brought a human lawyer along. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4390 It’s serious. They brought their lawyer! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4391 New type of MAGA? Make America Green Aliens? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4392 My clients say you dented their vehicle. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4393 That’s it, next year I’m doing our taxes! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4394 I knew it! We are living under the control of an alien overlord. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4395 Marvin dear, are you sure that this is the right side of history? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4396 „Oh dear, they are lawyering up. I had so hoped we could settle it with guns and stuff.“ 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4397 I do wish Elon Junior wouldn't keep inviting his school friends home for tea. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4398 Traveling millions of light years with an insurance agent caused them to evolve out of any hearing abilities" 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4399 After were invited by Trump for the January 6th storming of the capital got lost and are unaware they’re a year late. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4400 If the ray-guns don’t work, they’re prepared to issue subpoenas. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4401 It's the new Alien Boy Band and their manager! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4402 Looks like Charles found a way to save on gas this week. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4403 Do you think he's their leader or prisoner? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4404 Gazpacho IRS! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4405 I think he's the plastic surgeon. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4406 Which one of you has the laser pen? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4407 Uh oh, Harold. This time they brought their lawyer. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4408 I think they’re reevaluating how they “probe” us. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4409 Well, illegal aliens do need to have a good lawyer. 1.1647 0.05512 85 76 4 5
4410 I told them you were our leader. 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
4411 AIW (Aliens in White) 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
4412 Ooooh! Little green men and Klein. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
4413 Thank you for bringing detached observers to point out the crazy! 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4414 Egads! They’ve hired a terres trial lawyer.” 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
4415 They know we're a litigious society. 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
4416 Oh no, I thought we'd be able to reason with them. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
4417 Seems the only thing they're serving is subpoenas. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4418 So! They have been intercepting our radio and TV programs. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4419 I was scared and nervous before but now it looks like we have legal problems too 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4420 I think the one with the briefcase is the dangerous one--he's probably their lawyer. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
4421 How did you talk them into it? 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4422 I knew he was bringing visitors, but I thought he meant undocumented immigrants. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
4423 Uh oh. Last year's interstellar death ray threat is looking like a piece of cake compared to this! 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4424 That must be Mr. Greenmen. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4425 They didn't tell me they were bringing their lawyer. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4426 They seem intelligent but the lawyer’s the smart one, if you ask me. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
4427 Oh oh… another #MeToo situation… 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
4428 It looks like you guys came prepared for war or sanctions 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
4429 Honey, is that the Chrysler building? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4430 Oh no,they've brought their lawyer! 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4431 They may want to time share with us. Don’t ask where. Let’s just do it. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4432 I thought going back to the office was voluntary 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4433 Oh, no. They've retained an attorney... 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4434 Well, that explains the NDA's. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4435 That’s not what probity means?!? 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4436 We're doomed. They brought an attorney. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4437 First question: Do you have COVID? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4438 If they are bring a lawyer,this can't be good! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4439 This isn't good! Who brings their attorney to an intergalactic invasion? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4440 Hi, we’re looking for planets to flip. Will you take cash? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4441 Oh no! They’ve lawyered up! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4442 Hmmm...why am I not surprised their lawyer is Dershowitz. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4443 The more things change, the more they stay the same. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4444 His alien wife gave him quadruplets! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4445 OMG! It's the Invasion of the "Body Snatchers" Private Equity Fund! 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4446 They just landed and already they have an agent! 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4447 Hard to know if they come in peace. The lawyer looks mean. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4448 I told you it was a waste of time and resources to "build the wall." 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4449 Hey look a bunch of business men 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4450 Well, Ted—looks like someone’s finally going to experiment with me. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4451 I knew he was inhuman when he refused our loan 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4452 The leader is over there. We’re the lawyers. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4453 YOUR LEASE HAS EXPIRED !!! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4454 Oh shit! It's an accountant from Ernst & Young! 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4455 Illegal aliens and corporate America - which side to take on this one, Dan? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4456 Now what is the NRA going to say? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4457 'Oh, THERE'S Mark. I couldn't see him at first, what with all those space aliens in the way.' 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4458 So, I guess we either take them to our leader or they'll sue. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4459 Isn't that Billy Eppler? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4460 Karen says "Hey, you can't park there!" 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4461 Looks like they've lawyered up to fight the abduction charges. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4462 Isn't it Rudy? I thought he failed his Bar Exam. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4463 HR is really having to go the extra mile to recruit new police officers. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4464 They've come to visit Graceland. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4465 I always knew our governor was a space cadet Anita Barlow, Edmond, OK 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4466 -Oh my god! It's Tax Invaders! 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4467 Oh, Rick Perry is the aliens leader! This explains so much. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
4468 Space camp has changed, eh? 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4469 Oh boy steve, this is serious. The aliens brought their attorney! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4470 This is a good sign. They brought their real estate broker. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
4471 Well with gas prices the way they are, we all have to make sacrifices. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4472 Join us and live in peace, or pursue your present course and face the litigation! 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4473 Scuse me, you said leader, not auditor! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4474 At least they want to negotiate the takeover of Earth. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4475 Looks like it will be a merger or an acquisition. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4476 You, see? I told you we should have hired a lawyer for the closing. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4477 I hope our son doesn't mind that we've downsized since the pandemic and now have only a two bedroom apartment to work with. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4478 Amazing! They've been here for 5 minutes and they already lawyered up. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4479 I like your briefcase! 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
4480 Ugh. I miss remote working. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
4481 We’ve made first contract. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4482 Get ready for a hostile takeover. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4483 Uh Oh -- we're in trouble now. They brought their lawyer with them! 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4484 What do you think this is? Texas? 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
4485 I told you, you should have just given them your insurance card! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4486 They needed a lawyer on board to land on earth. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4487 My clients has no comments regarding the alleged crash during July of 1947 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4488 I hate it when they bring their attorney. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4489 They would have landed earlier, but they were waiting for the mask mandate to be canceled. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4490 But they said there would be five! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4491 Oh thank heavens, finally, the Cyber Ninjas. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4492 Is he their prisoner or are they his? 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4493 We picked up a lawyer on the way 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4494 George is smuggling electricians and plumbers from the third world. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4495 These are the last of the best, so better order now! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4496 I told you they would bring representation this time. Call Barry! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4497 Oh no! Four greys and a suit! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4498 Take us to your corporate counsel. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4499 The latest McKinsey contract must be lucrative 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4500 We heard you had complaints about our outsourcing, Mr Johnson. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4501 I guess they decided to lawyer up. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4502 I knew we shouldn’t have let our home owner’s policy lapse… 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4503 Looks like they brought their lawyer to sue us for misrepresentation in the media. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4504 Big trouble, they are travelling with Bill Barr" 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4505 We've brought him back.cWe don't want him either. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4506 They said we would be able to recognize him because he always wears a suit -- but they are all wearing a suit. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4507 I told you we needed our own attorney. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4508 Honey, the aliens are finally back to take over their planet. And led by one of our own! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4509 It was your idea about a camp of "Assimilation and Integration"...but which one is our Johnny? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4510 It wasn't enough that they destroyed the town - now they've lawyered up! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4511 Take Me to your People. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4512 My clients are claiming this planet because it is part of their galaxy and is deemed a threat. And we have been advised that there are enormous lithium deposits here. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4513 what the fuck are they doing here? 1.1618 0.06148 68 61 3 4
4514 He can't get a business class seat, but they make up for it with travel miles. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4515 You said you've always wanted to travel. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4516 No way! I told you the most we were willing to adopt was twins. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4517 I read about this! Apparently there’s a new NAACP-Green Coalition which secured free parking for legal aliens. But only in designated “green-spaces.” 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4518 I'm from the law offices of Shekel and Stein. We're suing you for using our likeness in this cartoon. 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
4519 Oh, crap. Bob's back, and he's brought his lawyers. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4520 Their mission is to seek and employ. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4521 Boys, it so good to see you come home, your rooms are ready, just like you left them, but who is the lawyer? 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
4522 I know his fee will be out of this world, but he brought our aliens back to us! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4523 I can't tell which one is Jimmy! 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4524 Do you think he took our suggestion to “improve his people skill” too far? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4525 I wonder if somebody checked out that briefcase before they left? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4526 Oh God! I warned them to get vaccinated. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4527 I can't believe we were able to book the hottest A-POP group in the universe. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4528 It's Trump's lawyer. Since he still thinks he's our "take us to your leader" we've got to sign an NDA. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4529 They are not coming in Peace! 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4530 We are from the Galactic IRS...take us to your tax cheater. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
4531 No way they’re coming in peace. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4532 He’s from the NRA. Here to protect their inalienable rights to carry arms. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
4533 Run! Their lawyer knows this is a Stand-Your-Ground state. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4534 Our real estate team has a new galaxy they think you'd want to explore! 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4535 Not 50 shades of grey. Just 2. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4536 Trust me, it's not as scary as a Russian invasion. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4537 Uh-oh! This time they brought their lawyer! 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4538 Oh no, not the alien lawyers again! 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4539 OK, you win. We hereby recognize Putin's brain as your intellectual property. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4540 Willy's back...I guess he just couldn't lead 'em... 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
4541 Oh no, it's the American government, and they came with their minions. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4542 Oh my God! They're returning the coach again! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4543 Briefcase! 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
4544 Oh God. They have an agent. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4545 They are returning him, and begging our pardon. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4546 They heard your leader is a litigious sort. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4547 That looks like negotiations out this world! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4548 Of course they bring a lawyer. Didn't you know that Lawyers are not from this earth? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4549 We’re more than happy to sign the non-disclosure agreement. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4550 Oh no! I didn’t expect them to bring their attorney. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4551 What's the mileage on that thing? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4552 Everybody's got a lawyer. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4553 We are not invading. This is a limited extra-terrestial visit. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4554 What do you mean these are not your kids? That Martian summer camp really has to get better organized! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4555 Take them to our lawyer. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4556 Citizens of LA disjointed as they see start of production of Men In black 3. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4557 Didn't he used to work near Alpha Centauri? 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
4558 and you told you were at a nail salon when JohnX came to the town last year 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4559 I always knew Skadden was the Death Star! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4560 They're looking for our leader and his attorney. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4561 Don’t tell me they’re claiming eminent domain! 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4562 The alien landing was going fine until the taxman stepped off the ship. We all knew it would be downhill from there. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4563 I knew after Elf was a hit they'd typecast Will Ferrell. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4564 We're here to check out World War III 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4565 I always knew there is a fifth dimension out there 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4566 Finally found someone who'll work for minimum wage 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4567 the times...they are changing 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4568 That's my Uncle Bob. He always did keep unusual company. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4569 Yup, another shapeshifter. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
4570 Hey darling,I thought we only sent one kid to Space Camp 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
4571 We’re here to sign the book deal! 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4572 Its a good thing you brought your lawyer with you 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4573 -Are you sure you wanna do this, even with a lawyer on retainer? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4574 I don't care what he told you! John loves pegging! Safe words are for amateurs! 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
4575 Boy, your lawyer sure knows how to alienate himself. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4576 We are in trouble now honey, they brought their lawyer this time. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4577 I wonder what I should make for dinner tonight. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4578 Oh, he brought a carry on. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4579 I reported corporate fraud to the A-Team. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4580 Take me to your legally designated representative or agent possessing authority to enter into enforceable contractual agreements 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4581 I knew I shouldn't have signed that non-disclosure agreement. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4582 This is the AI you used to audit our tax return? 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
4583 What—he wasn’t eligible for free return shipping?! 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4584 Oh-oh, the lawer's bad news. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
4585 This invasion is legit 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4586 Just one more thing we don't need, illegal aliens invading the housing market. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4587 Not another gimmicky boy band. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4588 We’re in trouble. They brought their lawyer. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
4589 That's my ex's divorce attorney. This isn't going to go well. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4590 Well, they did say we weren’t their preferred adopters. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4591 I wasn't afraid until I say the lawyer. 1.1579 0.03761 95 80 15 0
4592 They're already adapting to our litigious society. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4593 Oh, perhaps it’s Putin’s current entourage? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4594 What was that Shakespeare line about lawyers? 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4595 Well, he did say he worked with some weird dudes! 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4596 What was supposed to be a two-week lockdown turned into a two-year lockdown! Now we four brothers are unrecognizable to our parents! 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4597 Nix the weed-wacker, Hon, we're going to have to come up with plan B 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4598 At last! The IPO roadshow! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4599 I wish Jack could be less guarded. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4600 They brought a lawyer; so the invasion must be legit. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4601 I guess the IRS is finally getting serious. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
4602 Oh no…they’re packing heat. And a lawyer! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4603 I see that they brought their attorney with them 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
4604 It's a worst-case scenario – an alien invasion with guns and a second-amendment lawyer. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4605 We'll let you take it from here... 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4606 Hey guys, who's the Dink? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4607 Don’t you worry, Steve, we have a nice soft seat for you to sit on for the ride home. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4608 Bringing their lawyer…they’ve been studying us. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
4609 We sent them to Camp Tesla for five days! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4610 Oh, look, Jim! It’s our little boy Roddy, all grown up and become a lawyer! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4611 It was clear to Peg and Stan that the long commute had changed everyone except Bob 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4612 I was right,lawyers are aliens! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4613 ..Oh No....and the Man from Netflix.. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4614 Their business fares must be very attractive. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4615 Do you think this means our rent will go up? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4616 Excuse me, alternate side parking is in effect until 10. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4617 It appears that Jenkins trip to Mars didn’t go well. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4618 The lawyers are always "human"! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4619 Our son, the "space shot", seems to have a new and powerful set of friends. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4620 There's so much violence here, I suggested they arm up. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4621 I think they want to close the deal 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4622 They seem fiercely protective of their accounting staff. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
4623 They have a white shoe attorney to negotiate the terms of world dominance. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4624 The court order states they were supposed to be returned last week. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4625 I see they brought their lawyer. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4626 Maybe they heard that one lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than four aliens with ray guns. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4627 Clark did mention that his new escort service was out of this world! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4628 Apparently, their case states planet Earth was stolen from them. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4629 Is that our lawyer? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4630 He is their accountant. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4631 Foreclosure warship, go f*** yourself! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4632 Honey,is that Elon? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4633 A lawyer? Now I'm scared. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4634 You win. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4635 They are definitely hostile! They are armed and they brought a lawyer. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4636 I think they want to give back the crazy tech moguls we sent them. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4637 These aliens mean business - they brought a lawyer. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4638 Honey, those from the business class always seem completely alien to me. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4639 And the tall one is here to probe our tax returns. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4640 Now, more than ever, you're gonna need insurance. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4641 Greetings earthlings. Please present your tax data to Mr. Jarvis or we will be compelled to use our disintegrator rays. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4642 Honey, what adoption agency did you call?!? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4643 I've been away for the pandemic and I didn't know what to expect when I got back. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4644 Martians, Martians, Martians! 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4645 I'm sorry. I thought it was a snake. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4646 They keep saying , "Take me to your lawyer." 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4647 Trust us, this is going to be so much easier if you call your attorney 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
4648 Sorry, I used Asiana. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4649 About time...Wilbur and me are your great great grandchildren. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4650 Clark should have told us he was bringing back visitors. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4651 My husband Harold here is the one who put a spoon in the microwave. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4652 They’ve lawyered up! I heard that we need to sign an NDA for abductions these days 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4653 For this one time, dear, I think you should do the talking. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4654 Oh boy! I wonder who Junior hacked this time. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4655 Take me to your leader I'll see your ladder latter ! 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4656 He’s their attorney. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4657 Bringing a lawyer does not make you legal aliens! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4658 Your father and I are very proud of you and your carpool for embracing diversity. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4659 Finally! Someone will hold Trump accountable! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4660 They received our gold-plated disk, and they want to negotiate a deal with Chuck Berry's agent. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4661 Are they all empty suits? 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4662 OK. We can take you to your our lawyer, you can see our leader later. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4663 Where’s your wife, ah, co-genitor? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4664 Told you he was boring. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4665 1) Ted were those salad mushrooms organic or wild? 2) To be clear, it's my husband who's the President of the UFO debunking society! 3) Being gray having huge heads & potential prober's is scary enough, the guns & the Wallstreet dude is overkill! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4666 I told you I'd take you out to dinner! These guys know a place that's out of this world! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4667 They're here to see if it's safe to colonize a warring planet. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4668 Shoot. They realized a business man could never actually be our leader. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
4669 Obviously his children are bi-species. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
4670 Those damned lawyers are everywhere! 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4671 Well, I guess the rent was too high on Mars. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4672 We grabbed the wrong sex. We need the OTHER ONE. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4673 Disgusting and repulsive to look at. I wonder what law firm the little cute guys got him from. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4674 Lawyers certainly are ubiquitous. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4675 Is Butterfield Market close? I'm dying to get one of those baguette sandwiches. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4676 Beware! They brought a lawyer! 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
4677 Does that mean the baseball strike is over? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4678 Oh my God -- an alien invasion, and four other guys! 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4679 Uh-oh. They brought their McKinsey guy. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4680 Hey anvil heads- you aren’t going to fit in here. Go back where you came from! 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4681 Good afternoon. I represent the Law firm of the Planet known as X17. They want to bring action against for earth for litering their planet with plastic straws and fast food debris . . . 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4682 Looks like we’re doomed..they brought their legal counsel. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4683 Oh, this could be serious. They've brought their lawyer. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4684 Whenever you travel abroad, don't mind having dinner before the news. It doesn't have to know what time dinner is. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4685 Hmm..I guess lawyers all look alike no matter where they come from. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
4686 Well, he said he'd be flying the Red Eye! 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4687 We’ll answer all your questions after you sign this NDR. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
4688 Sorry I didn't call. My phone was out of range. I am bringing company for a few days or so. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4689 I guess they lawyered up. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4690 The Uranus Quartet and Elvis, their agent 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4691 Looks like January 6 and their lawyer all over again 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4692 He's baaaack! 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4693 The Oscar winners will be out of this world! 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4694 I think they’re using that lawyer as a scare tactic. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4695 Looks like he's back and brought some friends. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4696 So that's what happened to my divorce lawyer! 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
4697 At least they're invading according to Robert's Rules of Order. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4698 The IRS is really getting serious about undocumented aliens. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4699 Fine, fine, fine, fine, AHH TAXES 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4700 It appears the aliens are familiar with the concept of affirmative action. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4701 If only our son could see how far in life a business suit can get you. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4702 When the guy back there said exchange students, I thought they were coming from Canada. Those are toy pistols right? 1.1529 0.05425 85 77 3 5
4703 I think this would be a Close Encounter of the Fourth Kind 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4704 Hello. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4705 A lawyer! So they have been studying us for years! 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
4706 Elon, you are late for dinner again! Can’t you take the faster bus? You know; the one that does not use batteries. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4707 Lasers AND legal? These guys mean business 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
4708 Well looks like they got an agent which means whatever they wanted before they’ll want double now. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4709 and what time do you think this is? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4710 They're planning a corporate invasion. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4711 I know they appear dead set on annihilation, but something makes think they may still be open to negotiation… 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4712 It’s the new bald team 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4713 Oh my God! Are they the bodyguards Robert told us he would hire? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4714 Tralfamadorians are here! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4715 Oh no, they're armed to the teeth with their lawyer! 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4716 Don’t interfere honey! They’ve finally come for the bratty kids next door. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4717 Let me guess: Another “out of this world” executive conference? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4718 They bring their own malpractice lawyer whenever come to do probes. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
4719 She got the granite countertops and large backyard,I got the long commute! 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
4720 You guys back again! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4721 They must have been hit by the Great Resignation too. 1.1525 0.06310 59 53 3 3
4722 He’s carrying the nuclear codes. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4723 Oh no! It’s the IRS! 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4724 I hope to get custody every other weekend. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4725 My accountant said there'd be risks if we only paid Earth taxes this year. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4726 Uh-oh. I don't think they're happy with the leader we sent them. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4727 Oh look, Stanley, his mother must be so proud. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4728 Did you get copyright approval on your sci-fi novel? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4729 The guy in the back doesn't look like a Martian! 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4730 Isn’t it time for the U.N. to send Peace Keeping & Humanitarian forces into Ukraine? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4731 ‘They must all be related.” 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4732 Oh, look. The boys have brought back an alien. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4733 Here come dem boys!!!!” “O shit waddup! 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4734 Alright, I'm back with my higher-ups. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4735 Whatever you do, muddy the bottom line and don’t, I repeat, DO NOT, sign the NDA! 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4736 They look a little alienated, don't you think? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4737 Take us to your leader or expect to hear from our lawyer. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4738 Call the CIA and tell them about the UFO ASAP . It looks like the ETs are going to make us sign an NDA. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4739 He told me that he was his brother Bob, and his 3 other brothers Bob. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4740 Just let 'em get past us, then we go for it. I'll bolt the door, you start trying to fly it. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4741 When I said you needed to be launched, I didn't mean this! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4742 Ah, a lawyer. That explains all the abduction alien 'probe' stories. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4743 I'm not sure, but I thought I heard "Elon Musk" and "restraining order" in there somewhere. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4744 No we are not quintuplets! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4745 Absolutely not! The last time they stayed at our house they ate Jimmy! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4746 Hold me! That last one is terrifying! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4747 Apparently it's a class action lawsuit. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4748 You can use our property for the film only for a percentage of the gross. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4749 Why, ya'll didn't hear the news? This year's Comic-Con was moved way up north to Booger Holler, of all places; talk about out of this world! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4750 I'm not one to say, "I told you so." But... 1.1512 0.05103 86 77 5 4
4751 EARTH IS IN TROUBLE, THEY BROUGHT A LAWYER! 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
4752 I think they’ll provide legal counsel if we can’t afford our own 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
4753 Oh my, I think the guy with a suit comes from a “work from the office” planet. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4754 It looks like the first class section was sold out. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
4755 So, our leader was taken to them, instead. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4756 The Neptune Raygun Association never travels without its lawyer. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4757 Wow! His text — that said he and his old frat brothers are going to blow the lid off the origins of Ray-gun-omics — makes a bit more sense now. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4758 Klatu barada nikto? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4759 I’ve secured the two of you an APR that is out of this world. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4760 This farm team’s players all come from left field 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4761 You're late. 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
4762 Oh no, the aliens are back, and this time they mean business! 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4763 Our son, Charlie, must have missed the flight?" 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4764 Oh, I see they didn’t like our leader either. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4765 Uh-oh! They've done this before. 1.1500 0.05366 80 72 4 4
4766 And I thought the anal probes were bad enough. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4767 Last time it was an intrusive medical exam, now it looks like we're in for a disposition! 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4768 I wondered where Donald’s legal team went to. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4769 Tell those grey people they can't just park that thing on the great lawn. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4770 Oh my God a lawyer 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4771 What did he say he was selling them? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4772 Thank God they bought their lawyer.i much more relaxed now 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4773 They don't look to happy, probably abducted the wrong ambulance chaser 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4774 Time to long commodities again? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4775 Is it a good sign or a bad sign that they showed up with their consigliere? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4776 I still can't believe our son got that intern position with the interplanetary legal squad. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4777 Looks like an immigration lawyer for PR and some little Green Cards. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
4778 You said you were going on a field trip—what happened to my kids? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4779 Damn, Roger is not fooling around this time. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4780 I can’t believe we mocked all of his abduction stories! 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
4781 I didn’t know that this is what they meant by the Green New Deal. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4782 What's with the ugly one? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4783 I see our attorney's now a galactic ambulance chaser. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4784 It’s Mr. Harvey, my high school guidance counselor. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4785 I thought you said we paid our space travel bill? 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
4786 GEEEZ, THESE IRS SCAMS ARE GETTING MORE AND MORE AGGRESSIVE! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4787 I have a judge's order instructing you to cease and desist telling people my clients 'tortured' you. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
4788 Here come the New Bodyguards for the Price Waterhouse Oscar Ballots roseanne reilly staten island new york 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
4789 Maybe he’s their English as a Second Language teacher 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4790 They bring their own immigration attorney. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4791 Apparently, even aliens don't make a move without a Wall Street lawyer. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4792 Quick, call a lawyer 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4793 Dial 911. They can't have gun permits. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4794 I thought we had agreed to take one Ukrainian refugee 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4795 As you recall, you did sign a waiver acknowledging a transformative experience for you children at Space Camp. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4796 This audit is out of this world. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4797 Oooh, it’s the Dionne quadruplets. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4798 Of course they brought their attorney with them 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4799 You get some interesting company on public transportation. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4800 An Alien second amendment lawyer, wow the NRA is expanding! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4801 We brought our immigration lawyer 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4802 I hope they're suing for Peace, or and not just suing 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4803 Stop right there, we are not selling our house just because their planet was invaded! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4804 Are these our new grandchildren" 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4805 While, yes, you are in heaven, your student loans still have to be serviced 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4806 We really can never escape lawyers, can we. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4807 They came all that way with a copyright attorney to question your tweet. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4808 Oh yeah, it will take more than a suit to scare me! 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4809 This is bad. They're armed and lawyered. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
4810 These don't come in peace" 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4811 Look! Jimmy Hoffa! Einstein was right: he hasn't aged a bit. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4812 Crap. I hope we get to choose which probe we get. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4813 Looks like Bob is working from home again. 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
4814 Three thousand?! I'd abduct him myself if he gave me an auto-insurance quote that high. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4815 It feels like we’re not alone. If there is life out there, we must be close right now. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4816 It's the coke formula. 1.1486 0.05670 74 67 3 4
4817 Well, maybe the eviction process will be civilized” 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4818 Oh my gosh…they brought their attorney..!! 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4819 Of course they wouldn't land without a lawyer 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4820 Look dear, our son seems to have a foreign security detail. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4821 If they didn't come in peace, why'd they bring their lawyer? 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4822 We have to take them to our leader or they 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
4823 A different kind of anal probe 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4824 Hello. Your sons returns from Goldman Sachs camp. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4825 Bob, come quick — the aliens lawyered up! 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4826 Really, guys? Once again, only Desmond listened and put on his skin suit before disembarking 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
4827 We are all doomed - they are represented by the law firm of Hogan & Hogan 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4828 They're serious this time, they've got a lawyer. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4829 He’s gotta be someone, with an entourage like that! 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4830 Our Accountant wants to have a word with you. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4831 Their request that you take them to your leader, does not imply in any way that they are to be held liable should they decide to disintegrate him or her. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4832 We told him not to make us pull this spaceship over. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
4833 We're in trouble now; he brought a hit squad 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
4834 Look like they came ready to negotiate or take us by force. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4835 This is serious. They brought their accountant. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4836 The auditor's demands get more and more otherworldly every year. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4837 Members of the International Rifle Association--and they brought their lawyer! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4838 These must be RESIDENT ALIENS and it looks like they brought their accountant. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4839 We were sent here by Putin to help with negotiations 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4840 Uh-Oh, looks like it's time to lawyer down. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4841 Oh, oh -- they're going to try to pin some conspiracy rap on us. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4842 They lawyered up as soon as the judge said he'll allow hypnosis-recovered testimonies. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4843 Oh no. They came prepared for a hostile takeover. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
4844 I'd rather be served as an entrée. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4845 Is that Donald Trump? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4846 We never should have sent our son to inter-galactic law school. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4847 THE IRS FOUND US! I TOLD YOU GOVERNMENT WORKERS ALL LOOK ALIKE! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4848 I said they could come home with me because they passed no carry laws where they came from. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4849 And that little human cried wee wee wee all the way home 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4850 Oh god, this is more than an invasion, it's a merger. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4851 They said "we come in peace if you agree to our terms and conditions." 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4852 They must have been observing us for a while they brought a lawyer along with them. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4853 Uh-oh! I think that they really mean business. They've brought their attorney! 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4854 It’s going to be a hostile takeover, they brought their lawyer with them. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4855 Quick! Fine someone who can speak legalese. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4856 See honey, those pocket lights look good anywhere. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4857 Oh no! They brought their in-house counsel! 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4858 Take us to your Supreme Court. We want to file an appeal. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4859 Geez, it's those things from the Twilight Zone, but this time I think they have a lawyer with them. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4860 It appears that they are going to dispute the claim that they are illegal aliens. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4861 I hate it when we miss our stop! 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4862 For a minute I thought there'd be no strings attached. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4863 he's so savy 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4864 I can't believe they did not have to show proof of vaccination. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4865 Just our luck; it looks like another class action lawsuit! 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4866 Oh Bob, are you in trouble with corporate again? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4867 I told you they wouldn't want to keep the lawyer 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
4868 Oh No! They brought their own attorney. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
4869 Wow, these guys really mean business. They brought their lawyer! 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4870 Lawyer-up all you want, but for the last time I'm telling you it's not your children but our candy corn. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4871 You're only a couple of blocks from the costume shop. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4872 I thought he left me because of the way I load the dishwasher. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4873 It looks like they fell for the extended warranty. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4874 A lawyer. Now I understand why everyone talks about those probes. 1.1452 0.06017 62 56 3 3
4875 “If anyone can make peace, it’s the four in the front. Not the guy in the back “ 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4876 You think they'd offer WFH options for employees facing such a grueling commute. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4877 They're no longer even hiding the fact that middle management is mostly aliens. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4878 This looks serious - I think they brought alien counsel. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4879 Wow, they don’t look like you or Joanne. By the way, where’s Joanne 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4880 Must stink when your company doesn’t have a flexible work-from-home policy. 1.1452 0.06017 62 56 3 3
4881 We’re bringing him back. We didn’t know he was a lawyer. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4882 Oh my god, they DO look like Elon Musk, but why did they bring a lawyer? 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4883 They're returning our leader to us and it looks like we have no choice. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4884 First they invade your home, then they refinance at the best rate in the galaxy. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4885 You know we’re all in big trouble when they bring their lawyer… 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4886 Uh oh. They've come with legal counsel. 1.1452 0.06017 62 56 3 3
4887 So it's a hostile takeover. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4888 Ever since their Oscars fiasco, Price Waterhouse's new security protocols have been literally out of this world. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4889 We’ve brought the boss back from his satellite office. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4890 You didn't tell me cousin Elon was bringing extra guests. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4891 That promotion to general counsel has been a big boost to his ego. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4892 Leave him with us, all good, we’ll take him to someone in authority… 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4893 We're doomed -- they've got an IRS Auditor! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4894 Uh oh, looks like it's their inalienable right to take us over this time! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4895 I’d like to be cooperative, but I’m not sure what ‘take us to your lawyer’ means. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4896 Looks like they were serious about the eviction, they brought their lawyer! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4897 I thought they would have been from a more advanced civilization. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4898 Of course they need a Lawyer - they are illegal aliens! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4899 I told you I wasn't out cheating. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4900 Cloned exclamation cops compel cordiality and computational compliance. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4901 I'd love to see their attorney's loyalty mileage account! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4902 They come well prepared to do business on earth. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4903 I knw he is a politician, but does he need four PR specialists? 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
4904 Sustainable energy commutes are hard to find. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4905 Another drone full of drones. 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
4906 Our lawyer is here because your robots are damaging our Martian sand farms. 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
4907 We’re here for the 2030 summit, sorry we are relatively late. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4908 They're adventure tourists here to retrace ET's footsteps. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4909 ``We don't vote in Florida!'' 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4910 It's his first day at work. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
4911 Boy! Talk about "have guns will travel." 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4912 This is really scary! They’re so advanced that they travel with their own attorney. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4913 Odd man out 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4914 Was it something we said? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4915 Twitter ? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4916 Honey, you didn't tell me you invited company for dinner! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4917 At least one of them looks like their father. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4918 Apparently, they want to meet with the pilots' union steward. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4919 Let's agree that henceforth the incident shall be referred to as "exploratory science" rather than "probing." 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4920 How to Serve Mankind” was about a subpoena? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4921 He always wanted to be an immigration lawyer. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4922 My God - they brought their lawyer! 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4923 This isn't good, they are looking to sue under the Alien Torte Statute 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4924 It’s not Central Parking. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4925 jknk 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4926 OMG! A lawyer! 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
4927 Only one lawyer? We are so going to sue their little green behinds off! 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4928 When I imagined aliens kicking humans out, I didn't think they were going to do it through housing court. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4929 Oh no! They brought their lawyer with them. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4930 I guess everyone is back in the office these days 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4931 I told you he was a Lawyer! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4932 Billy,son,is that you? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4933 Better aliens than Biden 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4934 I thought they might be friendly, until I saw they brought their lawyer. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4935 I can’t believe they forgot their lunchboxes 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4936 It’s that taxman who does the most painful probing. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4937 Well, clearly their intentions are hostile. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4938 I talked them into bringing me back and show me how to do stuff. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4939 They came for the one thing they don't have; Einstein's DNA. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4940 wow,they have their own attorney! 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4941 They travel with their own counsel. That can’t be good. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4942 This is what happens when you space out during the work day... 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4943 Oh my god it’s Tom Cruise! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4944 Seriously Ed, they brought their own attorney. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4945 We’re witnessing an Unidentified Flying Attorney 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4946 Look what they did to our children! 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4947 They are taking their leader to us ! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4948 Year 2040 - Honey, I am so excited to see Tom1, Tom2, Tom3, Tom4! Human race has evolved so rapidly - the devices have moved from their hand to their head ! 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4949 Gosh, dear, they must've stopped at CAA on their way to the park. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4950 We no longer have use for this accounting human, please direct us to H & R Block. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4951 Careful, their lawyer also comes with stun or desinigrate settings. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4952 Oh, no! We're really in trouble. They brought a lawyer! 1.1408 0.05418 71 64 4 3
4953 He's afraid he doesn't fit the firm culture. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4954 Oh,they brought their leader! 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4955 Uh oh! Now we know they mean business. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4956 OMG that annoying squad is here again and this time they brought their campaign manager along. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4957 So much for a suborbital lob shot. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4958 I told you our tax accountant was spaced out. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4959 They told is this planet was a great tax shelter. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4960 I'm more concerned about a lien on our property. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4961 May I ask a probing question? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4962 They’ve brought their own imagination lawyer! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4963 They’re nice, but I thought they’d come in green. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4964 Oh NO! They brought a venture capitalist with them this time! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4965 Is he alien to our legal system? 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4966 My God, they're EVERYWHERE!⁸ 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4967 George how many times do I have to tell you - if you are bringing friends over please call ahead. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4968 Oh no, they've got a tough old boot for a lawyer! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4969 Lawyers are masters of the theory of relativity 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4970 Is the world in this much debt ? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4971 Oh, oh. Looks like they hired local counsel. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4972 It's hopeless, they've got a Second Amendment Attorney. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4973 Oh dear,this is serious. They brought their CPA wit them. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4974 I don't care what he says, I'm not signing a Non-Disclosure Agreement." 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4975 FOUR PACK HEAT; ONE PACKS BRIEFS 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4976 Uh, oh. The Zartaxians brought their CPA. This time I fear all bases are covered. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4977 They'll replace your gutters with a 10 year guarantee. I'll show you where to sign. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4978 Now there’s four. I told you inflation was everywhere. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4979 I always knew Gary was an alien chaser. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4980 He did tell us that the commute was out of this world. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4981 They are bring Scotty from Marketing back. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4982 They lowered up. We’re in trouble now. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4983 It would have been easier to get ducks in a row. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4984 If they wanted to play soccer on the big field,they could have just asked. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4985 Looks like the lawyer is back already with the adoption papers! 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4986 Thanks, Barrister, for a start at the jury, but I think we might need six or eight more to be sure we have a fair shot at the NATIONAL INQUIRERS lawsuit against us. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4987 Take us to your legal 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
4988 Who’s that Man in Back? 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4989 Take us to your tax man 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4990 These aliens mean business! 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4991 Take me to your lawyer? Really? 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4992 Even the aliens lawyer up. I suppose earthly domination requires a pretty robust contract. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4993 Wow, this medical malpractice case really will have the greatest encephalitis experts in the universe. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4994 Excuse me, these men need to be taken to their leader. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4995 The realtor is showing them some housing options Elizabeth Shaw SanFrancisco 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4996 Oh, good, they brought their own accountant. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4997 He brings the NDAs. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4998 Oh my God,George! Should we take them to our lawyer? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4999 You want to see how the other half lives? Hop on. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5000 Nice to meet your college buddies 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5001 Oh my, they have there own mutants now 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5002 They are from the firm ALF & Smith. The first four are Smith. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5003 They’re back and they’ve lawyered up! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5004 Will they make us a client state? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5005 Looks like the new recruits for the Space Force are heading to basic training 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5006 They brought the big gun this time - their lawyer! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5007 They’re not here in peace. They’ve brought their lawyer! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5008 Their lawyer is going to build a case that they are now residents and don’t need a permit to open carry. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5009 We’re in big trouble. They brought a lawyer? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5010 The next place the realtor wants to show us he said is just out of this world and it comes with amazing security 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5011 We are here 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5012 This must not be their first visit. They brought their lawyer. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5013 My God. Who on earth did he 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5014 I didn't know that Allen had started working for the Russians... 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5015 I thought that HE would stay they same age and WE would get older? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5016 Oh, I'm so sorry you had do make such a long trip. Four just won' work for us. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5017 Did Mike say how to recognize him? 1.1385 0.05750 65 59 3 3
5018 Nelson, how many times have we told you to take the express! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5019 Do they intend to sue us for resisting the invasion? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5020 Apparently, they brought their realtor along on the invasion to get the best houses. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5021 You've never seen consultants coming off an airplane? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5022 I told you an alien abduction would do him some good. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5023 I guess we're against legal aliens too. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
5024 I think it’s their lawyer! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5025 We are returning him - he is sooo Pre-Pandemic! 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5026 Don't worry about the little ones with their ray-guns; the tall one has a briefcase! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5027 I can’t believe that George got escorted off the flight for not wearing a mask! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5028 Let's check. I was sure we went him to a local law school 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
5029 Do you think they know how to treat a human being? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5030 My God, they've got a lawyer with them to negotiate a take-over. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
5031 I hear they arrived to help with the substitute teacher shortage at Johnnie’s school. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
5032 I even space has lawyers!! So much for the great frontier. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
5033 The aliens want to give the lawyer back. He apparently got 5 of them divorced and 2 of them got away with theft. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5034 Andromeda Law,Class of '09 ... perhaps. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
5035 When it landed I was curious and excited -- but NOW I'm frightened! 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
5036 Wouldn’t you know it, they’ve abducted a lawyer. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5037 This isn’t what I had in mind when our accountant said he’d look into a child tax credit 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5038 And we thought his business trip to Australia was too far away .. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
5039 Honey,go inside and get our lawyer. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5040 Who knew Martians would be lititgeous? 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
5041 We should have known that Cheatum, Fleeceum, and Howe had an extra-terrestial branch office. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
5042 Wer're in trouble, they brought along their own ambulance chaser. 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
5043 Which one is it, take me to your leader, or cease and desist? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5044 You can’t sue him for slander, he’s bald too! 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
5045 Ugh, I told you we needed a lawyer. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5046 Honey, do they come in peace or do they come to sign a lease? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5047 I just didn't fit in. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5048 Yeah, yeah, okay Mr. Galaxy Brain. “Death and Taxes” can’t land spaceships. [turns] Oh, them… 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
5049 I knew he wasn't vacationing in the poconos! 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5050 We better go hide, they mean business. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5051 That lawyer is going to have a hard time getting them off. Juries don’t like strange armed creatures with big heads. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5052 Back at home, the air's a little thin. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5053 The water drops you wiped away are coming back for vengeance, 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5054 I am pleased to announce I have expanded the business to extraterrestrial planets. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
5055 HR is recruiting from unusual places since the pandemic! 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5056 This is bad, they brought their lawyer. 1.1364 0.05666 66 60 3 3
5057 It’s the intergalactic legal team of Zon, Votron, Erg, Nano and Steinmetz! 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
5058 Aren't they just darling? Yall come on in and have some supper. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5059 Today's Catch,I say we've got some winners. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5060 I sure hope he upgraded for the leg room! 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
5061 The Space Camp brochure did say we'd notice a change in them right away! 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5062 It was his idea. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5063 Good to see you boys. Whose the guy with brief case? 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
5064 The Oscar for best foreign is known only to our accountant at Price Waterhouse 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
5065 For the next eight weeks here at Earth Boot Camp I'll be your mother, your father, your sister ... Hey! Dirt-bag in the rear! You're out of uniform. Gimme pushups until I get tired watching! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5066 Mumm's the word! 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5067 They kidnapped George and trained him in legalese. We're doomed! 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
5068 space cops 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
5069 Thanks for bringing them back,Hal. We really didn’t know what we were getting into adopting alien orphans! 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
5070 Do you feel like Kindergarten is different these days? 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
5071 Oh no! An alien invasion! And their lawyer! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5072 I understand they're explorers. but what did they bring their lawyer? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5073 OMG, that's not their lawyer, that's the really scary ET! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5074 I don't know if I prefer their lawyer or the probe guy. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5075 Reporting for duty, President Zelensky. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
5076 Honey, is there something you want to tell me? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5077 They might have a good mileage program, but the leg room will kill you. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5078 I think they mean us harm, but it’s just business. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5079 I wonder what kind of mileage that thing gets. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5080 Oh dear. They seem to have brought an agent. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5081 The good news is they come in peace. The bad news is they're taking legal action over 'little green men'. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5082 We didn't sign up for that man and children with guns. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5083 It’s cheaper than gas. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5084 I don’t like the look of that lawyer. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5085 Quick, hide the still--it's a government man! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5086 Uh oh, they brought their lawyer! This definitely is a hostile takeover! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5087 Did they really describe him as their "gay bestie"? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5088 We’re told you never make a move without counsel. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5089 Apparently they don’t go anywhere without their lawyer. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5090 They're even more scary when they bring their own lawyer. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5091 He must be their lawyer 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5092 When they said, "phone home," I didn't think they'd call their lawyer. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5093 You’re gonna want a lawyer for this. 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
5094 We are claiming planet Earth for Jupiter & we have our attorney 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5095 Oh, crap! They brought the serious weapon. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5096 Oh, you brought dinner guests. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5097 Wish these planes had a little more head room 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5098 No need to storm off chaps - afterall you did ask me provide an honest appraisal of your world domination plan. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5099 How much does it cost to be a certified alien broker? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5100 I thought WE, were supposed to take YOU to him? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
5101 Affirmative action has gone too far! 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
5102 Why do the MiB let them keep their guns? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5103 So that’s where Chuck Colson ended up. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
5104 Carnegie Hall is over there. You’re on right after the trio for light swords and smart phone. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
5105 They want stay with us for two weeks to see if we are compatible. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5106 the great alien invader - businessmen 1.1341 0.04835 82 74 5 3
5107 Look, 4 spacemen! Look, 2 specimen! 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
5108 I thought you asked them just to send lawyers, guns and money. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
5109 Oh wow extraterrestrials ... ah shit it's our stupid son. Fuck. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5110 we thought you asked us to take you to our lawyer 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
5111 Where's the money? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5112 Oh good, Elon Musk finally found his tribe. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5113 Uh oh. Call our attorney. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
5114 They all look the same to me. Except the last: he's scary. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5115 Now I'm scared! 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5116 I told they were digging up the vegetables agai 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5117 We're being audited !?! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5118 This is not a jury of our peers! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5119 Tell that damn lawyer we can’t access these stupid aliens as a compromise. We paid for the genius alien! 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5120 We abducted him a year ago, but he convinced us there's better money in working for Hollywood. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5121 Oh no! They’re going to take over Earth with lawsuits. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5122 I didn't believe him when he said he had to worst commute ever. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5123 You should have gone First Class!! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5124 Oh well. I was hoping they were friendly. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5125 Look, honey! They have ‘open carry’ in the gamma quadrant! 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
5126 Let me do the talking... 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5127 YOUR ADOPTION PAPERS WERE APPROVED 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
5128 They must be hostile - they brought their lawyer. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5129 No, you want Moscow. That's where the alien pirate is. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5130 Their stock deals are really out of this world. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5131 I hear the Government hired them to shut the economy down. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5132 Oh how cute! They want a movie contract and they've brought their lawyer. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5133 They look so much bigger than they do on TV. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5134 Uh oh! It's the legal team from Jerp, Quzzik, Mylyrk, Zizzneu, Anderson & Associates. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
5135 We are filing an anti-alien suit. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
5136 I think they're coming to lobby on the open carry issue. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
5137 The little guys are kinda cute but their attorney scares the hell out of me! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5138 Wow I knew aliens were smart but bringing an earthling lawyer to advocate on your behalf, I'm impressed 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5139 Welp, I tried to warn Doug layovers in Atlanta make folks spacey. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5140 This is going to be bad. They brought their lawyer. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5141 Ok,ok,enough talk about anal probes. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5142 I understand they asked to meet with Jay Powell 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5143 OH MY GOODNESS! THAT MAN IS REALLY TALL!” 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5144 Looks like he spaced out on this meeting. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5145 When they said we were entitled to a tax abduction, they were serious! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5146 Looks like our application for a home loan was rejected. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5147 They’re saying, ‘Take me to your lawyer!’ 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5148 Our contract includes clean up of Small Minded Syndrome. And yes,Cone Head Growth is a perk. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5149 Don’t be intimidated. His bark is worse than his bite. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5150 Aaaaaah! They’re gonna dominate this planet AND sue! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5151 I said I'd only speak to the leader!" 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
5152 They didn't want an accountant. 1.1324 0.05505 68 62 3 3
5153 This is terrifying. They’re unionized! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5154 They must have encountered our liability laws on previous visits. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5155 Look, they've brought their attorney. I don't think they come in peace. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5156 The trend of big-studio pre-fab boy groups just took a weird turn. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5157 The last one must have a *very* fancy gun. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5158 Uh-oh, they mean business. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5159 Oh honey, the ray-gun toting intergalactics are coming to reclaim their shiny baldness. They're even lawyered up! 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5160 That guy would do anything to recruit labor. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5161 Ray guns and an attaché case..yeah, this won't end well. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5162 Congressional candidates with gas saving proposal. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5163 Should we be scared—it looks like our neighbor? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5164 You say that they were born after you landed so they're all birthers? Will they vote for Trump? I see they all believe in the 2nd amendment and carry weapons. Can we get 8 million or so more by 2024? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5165 I told you we would get audited for taking a tax deduction for the SETI Club membership 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5166 I always knew accountants were from Mars. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5167 I told you taking that deduction for T&E was going to get us in trouble. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5168 Sam, is this what you meant when you said you were travelling with an entourage?' 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5169 Looks like he recruited the alien army to take over the earth 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5170 Sorry, a deal's a deal. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5171 Oh no, they're back and this time they brought their lawyer. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5172 They've been lawyering up since that kid Elliott almost E.T. killed. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5173 Don’t worry, they just want to try indoor dining. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5174 You're business meeting today seems far out ... Way out of this planet. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
5175 Take us to your legal department. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5176 Oh, no, they brought punishment with - it's an insurance salesman. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5177 Even the Martians are doing EFT 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5178 Oh no. Looks like they brought their lawyer 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5179 So this is the new look site visit that the text from Inland Revenue told us to expect 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5180 We want a refund! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5181 No, that’s not them. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5182 He forgot to stop at Duty Free again! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5183 It's worse than we thought. They brought their lawyer! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5184 I'm here to manage the human resources 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5185 Oh no! It's the dreaded anal *and* legal probe! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5186 Please sign this document acknowledging that my client's assertion that they "come in peace" expires 7 days (168 hours) after the time of arrival 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5187 SORRY BUT NO!!! ONLY THE SUIT CAN USE THE PORT-O-POTTY"!!!! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5188 Oh my! Did not realize worker shortage was so dire. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5189 he gave the mandolorian a bad review, not me! 1.1304 0.05428 69 63 3 3
5190 He's returned with proposals for gated galaxy properties. Guaranteed no space junk!" 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5191 ... Oh, my! They brought their lawyer. This is serious. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5192 Don’t take us to your leader. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5193 ....Well, there are attorney's everywhere. We better watch our backs! 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5194 They brought their attorney because we haven’t been doing a good job taking care of their property 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5195 ET took on our human attributes! 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5196 You told me I was forgiven. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5197 Neptune, he said. I thought he meant he had to commute to Neptune City! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5198 He didn’t say he was bringing guests. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
5199 Oh, I've heard about this new ride-sharing app! It's called Uber-F.O. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5200 After all these years, an MIA is returned by a UFO. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5201 I wouldn't trust your advisor, he sold us our house and said it would be pest-free. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5202 I knew it! I always said my brother came from Mars. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5203 Crime is up in New York and he just feels safer when he brings the security guys from his office in Roswell. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5204 See, Gerald? Arthur has been working remotely too! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5205 Everyone is a flyer on this cheer squad 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5206 Wish they could’ve beamed me out of this marriage. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5207 Honey...I am not sure about that new private school we sent the children to...Shall we look into public education for next year? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5208 Is it “informed consent” if we have to sign? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5209 Just because I questioned the universe didn’t mean they needed to get a lawyer involved. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5210 Mister, you better have a permit to land in this park. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5211 Did you know the adoption agency went intergalactic? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5212 ...and that must be the russian interpreter... 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5213 It's the guns that worry me. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5214 We're safer now that we joined PLUTO. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5215 I’m sure you said we’d be adopting quintuplets. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5216 Quick, Henry, call 1-800-MARS-LAW." 1.1286 0.05354 70 64 3 3
5217 They say "you had your shot and blew it", so they're taking Earth back 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5218 I told him we can only take one exchange student 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5219 Which one is Zeldor and which one is Spiegelman? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5220 The fifth element: legal counsel 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5221 I didn't know Harold was a Republican! 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5222 I've never actually met my long lost cousin, but I'd recognize my family's big forehead anywhere. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5223 I guess he didn't read the Mars casual dress memo. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5224 See Lloyd. Tucker Carlson was right. They're really just part of the "Deep State". 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5225 They're taking us to their lawyer. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5226 Will you trade my husband for this man. I missed him so much and I hate living with this guy. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5227 Accountants always look the same… 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5228 This motherfucker… 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5229 Oh, just terrific, Bill. I told you they weren't laughing when you said they looked like my mother. And do we even know an intergalactic attorney? How much is this going to cost us? Now I wish they WOULD have anal probed you. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5230 Oh,oh. They've hired a lawyer 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5231 What's with the suit? 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
5232 OMG! Aliens with a lawyer. Definitely worse than just aliens! 1.1282 0.04950 78 71 4 3
5233 No, no! Not him too! The deal was: our neighbor for 5 of you. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5234 We'd be delighted to take you to our Lawyer, but she's in Vale on spring break with her kids. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
5235 Grab this one too. But careful, 'cause the males fight if they share a cage. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5236 Earthlings, you can disbelieve us but you can not disbelieve our lawyer. 1.1282 0.04950 78 71 4 3
5237 Oh NO LOOK, they hired a lawyer. 1.1279 0.04619 86 78 5 3
5238 He said he'd be coming with friends! 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
5239 Doctor, I am the Great Clown Pagliacci 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5240 Does getting audited really need to be so intimidating? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5241 WE DON'T HAVE A LEADER, JUST CORRUPTION & CROOKS. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5242 I’ve always had suspicions about Steve. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5243 My God, they've got a lawyer. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5244 It’s a lawyer! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5245 Well at least they brought a notary for our NDA and probe release forms. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5246 We're doomed... They have a lawyer! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5247 Every space craft now comes with 4 soldiers and 1 tax inspector. They're getting serious about scaring us into submission. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5248 I knew lawyers were not real human beings ... 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5249 So are these the Mexicans? 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5250 I wonder if they have a warrant? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5251 Finally, they are coming to sue us 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5252 I knew marketing was bringing in a new team to target more opportunities,but this seems excessive. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5253 Saving money on the morning commute? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5254 The kids weren’t kidding when they said they wanted emancipation. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5255 Please! Our New York State taxes are already out of this world… 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5256 And you said that he wouldn't amount to anything...Look, he is helping the zombies in this new movie! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5257 Oh no! They've brought their own lawyer. We're doomed! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5258 Good Lord, they brought an attorney. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5259 Let 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5260 I guess even outer space has accountants. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5261 If you build the wall, they will come 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5262 I just know he is going to push the… “and no worry about providing for haircuts, EVER!!” selling point. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5263 I thought I told you to remind Dan it was Casual Friday! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5264 Oh wow, five weird guys! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5265 Brilliant Creatures! They picked a lawyer that is out of this world! 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5266 Their translator? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5267 Looks like they’ve come to file suit under the Alien Tort Claims Act. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5268 Raygun's return. Is that Ed Meese backing him up? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5269 The market for a three-bedroom colonial near the city is officially out of this world. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5270 Oh !Henry ! Look at what Djared brought back from his overseas time abroad ??!!!!...." "Yep ! He went too far. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5271 With new guests, we’re gonna have to renegotiate the party contract. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
5272 I don't trust the one who want to negotiate. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
5273 Take us to your leader and to your auditor! 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
5274 $10 says Mars is issuing a restaining order against humanity. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5275 An invading column of little green men led from the rear by a horrible person! 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5276 I've been really spaced out this week. 1.1250 0.04518 88 80 5 3
5277 My guess is that there’s a little legal entanglement with our leader. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5278 They must be serious. They brought their lawyer! 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
5279 It looks like the buyout of the planet is going to go through 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5280 Oh, just great...The aliens have a lawyer. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
5281 I told the pilot we should have exchanged information with them. Planet Candycorn is highly litigious. Class Action isn't just a legal term, it's the name of their aardvark overloard! Quick, give them the kids, except for Ron. He has potential. Burp! 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
5282 I guess we can't blame the IRS for rate hikes this year. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5283 Like the song says, "money, guns and lawyers" 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5284 This guy's fine, but you can do better. Let's find you a new leader. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5285 Gary gives new meaning to Human Resources. And to drills. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5286 That's gotta be my least favorite acronym: UFO-IRS. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
5287 My office went back to “in person”. Although they have changed the dress code to business optional. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5288 I see they brought their attorney to negotiate the movie rights. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5289 How long are you and your friends staying? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5290 Uh oh, they brought their attorney 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5291 They’re armed and they brought their lawyer. I think they mean business. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5292 They were smart to come armed with. lawyer. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
5293 Oh no! They brought that TV lawyer. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
5294 Mastering intergalactic travel is important, but the key is they have a great immigration lawyer. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5295 only one this time? 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5296 Looks like they're fully planning for collateral damage. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5297 They said he’s the more down to earth member of the group. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5298 Looks like they've already lawyered up 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5299 We've been invaded by a bloody lawyer and his minions! 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
5300 I didn't know Harold would be bringing his colleagues to our family dinner party! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5301 We are returning your accountant unharmed. He was helpful in helping us find tax shelters in interstellar accounts. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5302 Returning to the office was one thing,but did we really need to suit up too? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5303 Hey Wayne, I guess you weren’t kidding when you said you would go anyway for new NRA recruits” 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
5304 I heard they were administering the vaccine differently these days! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5305 Johnny said he was bringing some of his friends home, I didn't realize they were Russian gamers. They need a little sunlight and a good nights sleep! 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
5306 I know their planet was just destroyed, but are you sure it was wise to adopt martian quadruplets? 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
5307 Court! Bar a dad? Not so! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5308 It’s PC gone mad. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5309 Uh oh. He brought the paralegals. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5310 Bill, I'm surprised that they have an IRS Agent as part of their landing party. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5311 He's the lawyer that defended the Greys in the Fox Mulder abduction case. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5312 We did not believe him when he called to say he had been abducted! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5313 you just can't escape them. Even little green men have lawyers... 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5314 Oh, how hideous! A lawyer! 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5315 We would like to meet your attorney 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5316 Uh oh... they've thought of everything. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5317 Traveling with their lawyer. They must come from another litigious planet. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5318 oh no honey. what a drag they are already lawyered up. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5319 How did the aliens end up with a human lawyer? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5320 I just feel certain that the last guy is their accountant. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
5321 Uh oh! They’ve brought their lawyer with them. 1.1231 0.05593 65 60 2 3
5322 OMG. WE HAVE DINNER GUESTS 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
5323 They've gotten so picky since the billionaires started offering free abductee returns past the Karman line. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5324 Look honey,Job creators have arrived! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5325 I don't care! You didn't text back and I was worried!" 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5326 Omigawd!" "What, the alien raiders?" "No, the man from the IRS! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5327 Oy veh!, always with the lawyer! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5328 Our number look good. We are ready to retire. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5329 That’s what I call using their HEADS! 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
5330 Trump supporting Putin 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
5331 Looks like they’re serious — they brought legal 1.1220 0.04717 82 75 4 3
5332 Ed looks asinine, but cool cohort. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
5333 We asked you to take us to your leader. Our lawyer thinks you may have misrepresented his qualifications. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
5334 Putin's not going to fool us with his fake Ukrainian refugees. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5335 Raygun spaced out. Ronald Raygun. 1.1216 0.05074 74 68 3 3
5336 When he said he'll be bringing home the bacon, I didn't know it would be on a saucer! 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
5337 Uh oh, I thought they were friendly until I saw their lawyer. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5338 I think this warrants the term 'illegal aliens.' 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5339 Oh John it's fine, I didn't know the kids were going to bring their lawyer this time either. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5340 They must be the cast of 'Close Encounters of the Nerd Kind.' 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5341 Don't worry. They only shoot other aliens. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5342 I allegedly want to believe. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5343 So that's why they've been abducting Philadelphia lawyers 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5344 Uh-oh--a new kind of space suit! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5345 OMG, not only are the aliens armed, but they've also hired an NRA lawyer! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5346 When you gave little Johnny that ray gun, did you ever think to tell him to watch out where he pointed it? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5347 Uh, oh. Since they've already coopted the bar, we might as well surrender peacefully. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5348 Potential buyers with real estate agent along to negotiate! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5349 That must be their C.E.T. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5350 New market expansion, indeed! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5351 So, they brought their legal counsel this time. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5352 They’re serious now, they brought there lawyer. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5353 Here come another four, plus their lawyer. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5354 Yes, the Proud Boy bobbleheads all look alike. Only their agent can tell them apart. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5355 It took a while, but I finally convinced them to leave home and work from the office. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5356 ALIENS MARCHING TO THEIR DESTINY 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5357 Ohhh, there goes the neighborhood. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5358 I know you wanted to get crazy for our fortieth babe, but an alien sixsome? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5359 They call themselves 'The Final Four & a Lawyer" 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5360 On second thought,I don't thinkI'd like to have children. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5361 Wow, this space tourism thing is really taking off if they are getting into it too! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5362 This may be the new crew from MARS 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5363 It looks like while Joe was gone he has taught them to play, "One Little, Two Little, Three Little Aliens. 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
5364 Honey, look at what I followed home! 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
5365 You can put advanced civilization lawyer on the oxymoron list. 1.1200 0.05008 75 69 3 3
5366 Be careful. They brought their lawyer. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5367 Not again! Can't they even harvest organs without a N D A? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5368 Looks like they're already prepared to litigate their Second Amendment rights. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5369 What did they need to bring their lawyer? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5370 I hope he's paying them more than minimum wage! 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5371 Did the kids have to take their masks off on the class field trip? 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5372 Well, they brought a lawyer and guns, but where's the money 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5373 Oh, no! It's not an invasion, it's a lawsuit. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5374 Do you think we can claim them as tax deductions? Our taxes are out of this world! 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5375 NFT rights are locked up. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5376 We have lawyers here too, y'know! 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5377 I am so glad Junior found new clients and stopped defending Trump! 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5378 How kind, they brought brother William back. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5379 The space aliens aren't so bad, but their lawyer gives me the willies. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5380 Honey, I always knew you were into aliens but this is getting out of control 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5381 Looks like these illegal aliens have brought their own attorney... 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5382 run, he said he was coming back next week 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
5383 Aiii! Second amendment activists from outer space! Why didn't we build a wall? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5384 They booked your timeshare with frequent flyer lightyears." 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5385 Looks like Jerry’s really made a name for himself abroad 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5386 Guns are scary, but a civil rights lawyer is terrifying! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5387 I see Trump's already gotten to you, too. 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
5388 We're here to buy the dip. 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
5389 And here I thought we were the only insecure beings in the whole galaxy. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5390 Oh, look at them! They even have his eyes! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5391 …and they brought their immigration lawyer. 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
5392 Duty free sells some interesting items now-a-days 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5393 I think they recruited our emissary. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5394 Clearly, they are up to something. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5395 Goblins are real"- Ghand 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5396 The commute must be difficult. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5397 Comfort lawyer? 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
5398 Oh look,honey. The kids are here. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5399 I thought we'd serve them with our trespass action and they wouldn't have an answer. 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
5400 I told you it was a bad idea to broadcast your rants against illegal aliens on the radio! 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
5401 This is not what I meant by consent. Bring as many slimy creatures as you like--I am NOT signing a "surrogacy" agreement! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5402 Drills! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5403 He didn't tell us what his job was! 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
5404 Honey, is that a hedge fund? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5405 Take this Insurance Agent to your leader. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5406 I bet his dad got abducted by the owner. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5407 Greetings- I'm John Smith General Consul for the Alien Corporation and these are my associates. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5408 I guess everyone really does need a lawyer. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
5409 Yes, our house for sale has 4 bedrooms. You’re the first folks to hopefully make a serious offer! 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
5410 No fair, we called No Backsies! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5411 I told you they’d be returning the merchandise.” 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5412 Why do pilots always seem to have big heads? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5413 Putin invaded Mars. Now they are refugees here. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5414 I hope they accept bitcoin. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
5415 If they shoot you, M'am, they'll claim they were just 'standing their ground' so you'd better put your hand down! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5416 This is serious. They’ve asked us to them to out litigator. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5417 I think it's another hostile takeover bid. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5418 I didn't realize that we were going to need legal representation 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5419 It is the douche with the attache that we need to worry about 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5420 A suit’s a suit. Guaranteed. They are all the same on the inside. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5421 So . . . what if they don't win their defamation suit against “Mars Attacks”? 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5422 No matter where he goes, his sales pitch spaces people out 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5423 Well, he only gets his piece if they get their peace 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5424 y’all got any kratom? 1.1159 0.05278 69 64 2 3
5425 We will not be replaced! No matter how many immigration lawyers you aliens bring with you. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5426 After all these months working at home, I told George he needs new office space, not “New office - space.” 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5427 Since when did the kids switch from playing in medieval gear to alien costumes? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5428 We mean no harm to your lawyer. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5429 You didn't tell us you were bringing friends home for dinner! 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5430 My son the immigration lawyer can't see these aliens look illegal? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5431 who said: Martians are happy people, they don't have lawyers? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5432 He must be their secret weapon: a Second Amendment lawyer. 1.1158 0.03921 95 86 7 2
5433 Great!! and we thought this was going to be a fair fight !!! 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5434 That must be our Minister of Extra Terrestrial Affairs - just back from Mars 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5435 They picked him up after seeing those lawyer solicitation billboards. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5436 ja'chuqmeH mIw wIje'nIS. (We're filing litigation to recover our deceased fellows.) 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
5437 Litigation won't help. You have air rights, not space rights! 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5438 Oh no John, tax season has arrived. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
5439 We brought our lawyer with us 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5440 Another UN diplomat. It must be serious. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
5441 They must be here to negotiate the terms of the moon. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5442 The tall one must be the insurance company mascot 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
5443 I think I preferred the anal probes. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5444 Legal. Aliens. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5445 I told you there was something strange about Elon and that whole Space X program 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5446 I think that’s Richy at the end 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5447 Serve MAN! Denzel, McQueen, Bronson and Balboa-not this Softling. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5448 About time they landed, do we have a room spare 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5449 We brought your leader with us. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5450 Looks like the Unidentified Flying Oligarchs want Central Park,too. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5451 I can’t tell if that’s a Space Force agent or a brainwashed abductee… 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5452 Their lawyer has pioneered the Stand Your Ground defense. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5453 Honey... are you sure you want to adopt them ALL? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5454 Welcome Home 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
5455 New Boy Band I hear they’re out of this world !!! 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5456 I thought Dennis’ new job was to bring in ILLEGAL aliens. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5457 I can take the ET's if you can take the lawyer. 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
5458 I’m here to protect their second amendment rights 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5459 OMG! They have a lawyer with them. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5460 Are those laser guns fully automatic? Let's ask the lobbyist. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5461 Damn,he brought his dream team,,, 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5462 Among other things it seems no one is alien to using lawyers 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5463 Look Joe, the Chernobyl commandoes are coming! 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
5464 Those "E.T. phone 1-800-SPACELAW" ads are quite effective. 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
5465 IRS. Ever since we started outsourcing, compliance has sky-rocketed.Bad ? I know, but they love it. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5466 Where's your cup? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5467 This doesn’t look good. They brought their lawyer””. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5468 I feel a NDA coming on !!! 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5469 Speak more clearly if you want Siri to put you on the A-Line. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5470 Honey, I think you filled out the adoption forms incorrectly. I wanted twins, not quadruplets! 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
5471 Looks like the trip didn't change his look any. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5472 Welcome! Before we show you the best thrift stores in Brooklyn, we have to check your vaccination cards, please. 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
5473 They don't use gas, so it was cheaper than Uber. 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
5474 We're here to evict you from this planet by eminent domain. We even brought our attorney to explain our rights. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5475 They say they've come to sue Steven Spielberg and John Williams for musical copyright infringement. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5476 He must be their agent. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
5477 My sister said he's the one with the probes. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
5478 Enough with the men in black suits already! We want post-pandemic hugs from real earthlings! 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5479 Apparently, not everyone came home with BIG ideas 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5480 Are you H.R. Block? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5481 Sorry for the intrusion, Mr. and Mrs. Tran, it'll only take a second. Yes, I'm a human man. No, I don't have a social security number. Yes, we all have sex now and then. Alright, please assume the position. 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
5482 Good Grief! The Russians are HERE! 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
5483 OMG! He was normal when they abducted him! 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
5484 Don’t underestimate my henchmen! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5485 Looks like they brought someone along to protect their Second Amendment rights. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5486 We would like to make a defective exchange! This one has some real issues! 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5487 And I thought Giuliani was extra-legal ! 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
5488 Thank God our accountant is back. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5489 They must not have lawyers on their planet. 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
5490 Definitely…those kids have been hitting too many headers. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5491 You must be the visiting Russian human rights lawyer! We thought you had been abducted by aliens! 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5492 Even that didn't help ... 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5493 Which one is our insurance agent? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5494 I thought we could handle it ourselves but wow: The Ukrainian Intergalactic Savior Mission has arrived. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5495 I've heard of outsourcing IT, but a war?! 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5496 No, this isn't China, and the Olympic bobsled races were held last month. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5497 And you said sending him to military boarding school was a waste of money!” 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5498 That last fucker is a real outlier. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5499 If you look like the plane, you can get off first! 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
5500 We don't offer business class. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
5501 ‘Sure looks like they’re trying to get ahead in the game, but they’re still one short of a basketball team. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
5502 They want to know about the HOA fees 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5503 Identical quads and a lawyer--our family will be complete. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5504 I’m telling you, there’s just no way they willingly agree to the probing clause. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5505 Oh, no! The aliens brought a lawyer. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
5506 I guess this is what they meant when they said they wanted to "Probe further." 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5507 Wow! The new Olympics uniforms are out of this world & they really outdone themselves with the spaceship & one of the men in black! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5508 I don't care if they brought their lawyer with them, there is no way they are going to probe us again! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5509 Don't these salesmen ever give up? 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
5510 We don't know who is. We were parked and he got in. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5511 Why is Larry walking so funny? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5512 Warn the pedophiles. We brought JFK Jr. back from the dead. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5513 It's a really hostile takeover...they have an attorney. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5514 You promised us you'd bring five of them! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5515 Take us to your Human Resources office! 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5516 Didn't realize their peace talks were going to require a lawyer. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5517 They told us they would be back with their lawyer. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5518 Yes, we come in peace, but our lawyer’s a different kind of dude. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5519 Looks like our boy didn't make the team. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
5520 Unfortunately for you, the anal probe is not an urban myth. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5521 You know they're serious about taking over when they bring their attorney. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5522 I knew Mark was having an affair but I didn't think he was banging aliens 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5523 Uh ohh! I think they are going to ask about the one that took our bicycle! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5524 It's worse than we could have ever imagined, they brought their lawyer! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5525 Uh oh. Looks like they brought their attorney with them. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5526 They're back! And this time they mean business... 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5527 Horrors: Insurance agents AND little green men! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5528 Oh, have agent Mulder finally found his sister's extraterrestrial abductors? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5529 Must be some Real Estate Market to arrive with their agent in tow 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5530 Kids, I want you to meet your grandparents 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5531 Here comes another one! Guess the whole universe is sick of Harvard MBAs. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5532 We had no idea your Distant Learning MBA program was going to be like this. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5533 I guess the Star Registry DOES assess property tax! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5534 Take us to your Union Leader! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5535 Poor man must've grown tired of the adoption paperwork 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
5536 He's widely known for settling baseball strikes. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5537 My husband doesn't want to practice law on Mars 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5538 Obviously, Earthlings, Meh-research of sex in space incomplete. Need new specimens and speciwomens! Please go back to your mating cells, Oh Baby, and we will continue on foot! Do you have solar power? Gas prices sky-rocketing. Need room TY! 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5539 Look George. And they already hired a lawyer. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5540 Oh no...they've brought a real estate lawyer 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5541 Where's Planetopia?" "She's running her interplanetary war. But she thought you should meet your grandkids. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5542 Don't worry, we aren't undocumented aliens. Our lawyer can show you the paperwork. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5543 It takes a good immigration attorney to become a resident alien 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5544 John, I think it's gonna be a 'Whole Bag Kinda Night.' 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5545 HE'S FROM NEW JERSEY 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5546 They mean business. They brought their CPA! 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
5547 Oh great. The aliens and back...and this time to analyze our finances. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5548 Just look at those pistols. That means that they’ve been here before. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5549 We’re ready to make an offer on your apartment. We’ve brought our lawyer, Sidney, to do the paperwork. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
5550 I don't think the Coneheads are a threat, it's their lawyer that worries me. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5551 It's Valentine Michael Smith! 1.1059 0.04108 85 78 5 2
5552 Since they're *legal* aliens, I guess I'm OK with it. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5553 I'm glad our son decided to not become an accountant. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5554 Does the translator get a green card, too? 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5555 It is the end of humanity as we know it. They brought their attorney!!! 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5556 I brought a few souvenirs back from this business trip 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5557 All the red tape associated with invasions these days has made a lawyer necessary. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5558 the money is in the case" 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5559 I told you not to deduct that SpaceX trip. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5560 'Damm! They even brought their own NRA lawyer." 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
5561 They say he's their inbred cousin. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5562 I wish this lobbyist team in support of the 2nd amendment would go back to their s...hole planet!" 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5563 Hey look! These are the guys who are gonna install that new flatscreen! 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5564 oh John , I'm never calling you a conspiracy nut-job ever again! Move along Martha! these are legal-aliens 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5565 Have Raygun - Will Travel with Lawyer 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5566 Apparently they can afford his 'out-of-this-world' billing rates. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5567 I always member that the lawyer precedes in an evasion 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5568 Do you have to involve the lawyers just to probe me!? 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
5569 Harold, this is unbelievable! They have a lawyer on retainer! 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
5570 Bernie, the fact that you literalize ideas like 'alienation of affection' is what drove me from you in the first place. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5571 The four eggheads don't worry me so much, but the last one looks like he means business. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5572 Looks like they brought their mown IT guy. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5573 I hate when they bring their own accountant. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5574 How polite Green little men ! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5575 Oh no, they have brought their lawyer this time 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5576 Maybe they'll pay us to sign a permission to probe release. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5577 They brought their leader. He’s a trial lawyer. We’re in trouble! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5578 It looks like they brought their attorney for negotiations. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5579 They planned this well, even brought their own entertainment lawyer. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5580 Uh oh, this time they mean business. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5581 Vladimir's brothers have been waiting 69 years for this moment. Congratulations, proud parents! 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5582 I guess we shouldn't have taken them to our dealer... 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
5583 I'm not sure whether habeas corpus will stop the probe. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5584 Please take us to your leader, and his legal team. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
5585 The shuttle bus to Grand Central is over that way, but be warned, they’re checking weapons and briefcases. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5586 Looks like the NRA found a new location for their headquarters. 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
5587 Oh no, we're in deep trouble, they've brought a lawyer! 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5588 Looks like these aliens come lawyered up. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5589 We always travel with our lawyer. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5590 Ok, I got it: I’d sleep with the second alien, marry the fourth, and kill the lawyer. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5591 I can't see a thing. I'll open this one. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5592 Looks like they brought their Second Amendment Lawyer. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5593 I suppose we should worry, but Harvey says he's got the upper hand. 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
5594 Ohhhh shit. They brought Kevorkian's lawyer. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
5595 Yes, they promised to expand his mind, but did his brain get bigger too? 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
5596 Even if you get through us, you then have to deal with him. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5597 Psst! This cartoon needs no caption. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5598 Wow Honey, your installment from Far Out Guitar Picks is really out of this world this month! 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5599 What an egghead. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5600 Don't worry Henry,it's just an audit. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5601 You know, I really wasn't worried until I saw the accountant walk out. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5602 Well, he did say his new job was a walk in the park. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5603 Well, should we take them to our corporate accountant? 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
5604 Oh great you made it! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5605 I know we don't look like either but we're not the leaders we're the dealers. Put the guns away first sample is free. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5606 Do you still doubt that old Mr Clarence Kent is THE Clark Kent? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5607 John always said that he wanted to carry the football ! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5608 Harry, do you think they'll finally help us with his school attendance? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5609 How much is this Uber Space X gonna cost me? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5610 Oh Skip, I’ve finally beamed you down. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
5611 No thanks, we're not interested. 1.0984 0.05070 61 57 2 2
5612 I heard Smith had left to spend more time with his family. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5613 I know it's Halloween dear but for crying out loud, where did they get the ship? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5614 They want a meeting, but won't present their agenda. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5615 They are packing heat. Looks like Harvey's internship didn't work out. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5616 This looks serious. They brought an attorney. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5617 What’s that they keep repeating? Well, when they took Bill in 2018 their mission statement became ‘Abductions are reductions.’ They figure more dependents mean less taxes. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5618 The subpoena is the close encounter of the fourth kind. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5619 Just like that old song, they brought lawyers, guns, and money. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5620 Wow even Aliens go nowhere without an attorney" 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5621 Oh no! This is serious. They brought their lawyer. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5622 This time they've hired a K Street lawyer. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5623 I wasn't nervous about the invasion until I say they brought a lawyer. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5624 This is serious--they've brought their lawyer. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5625 We’re really in trouble now, they have representation. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5626 Auditions for the "Green Eyes Quartet" this way! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5627 These pandemic kids are really starting to grow up! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5628 Is it a year since the last intergalactic audit? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5629 Came in peace? They brought a lawyer. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5630 We’re packin’ heat to guard this weird looking human. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5631 Look Hank, now they come with their own legal team! 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
5632 Careful, he might want us to sign an N.D.A 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5633 All you said was you had a special friend to bring home for us to meet. One. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5634 They have a shortage of teachers there too! Is he a good fit to teach them? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5635 They look angry. Look at those ray guns. Oh, God, they brought a lawyer! Run! 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5636 Believe me- I said die Martin die. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5637 I think I dated the end at the end of the line when I was in law school. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5638 Occupiers followed by a Man of Peace? Now where have we seen this before? 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
5639 Sorry, but I don't the Earth has an agent we can take you to. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5640 Uh oh! Now they've brought their lawyer! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5641 Don't worry. We are here on a special military operation. We are not here to start a War of the Worlds. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5642 Oh man, our climate change issues just got escalated! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5643 Oh crap, they've brought M & A bankers. 1.0923 0.04765 65 61 2 2
5644 This looks bad - they brought their lawyer. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5645 I didn't think they'd be so big headed 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5646 What do you think they'll find this time? Hopefully not enough to start a new colony 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5647 He said this trip would be "Out of this World 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5648 Uh oh, this time they must mean business. They're packing their mouth piece. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5649 I don’t like these new IRS agents. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5650 I'm so glad there was a mediation clause. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5651 I am afraid we didn't build our fence high enough. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5652 I told you not to shine your laser pointer at them. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5653 He said he was taking our property line dispute to a higher court, but this...? 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5654 They must have heard California makes it easy for illegal aliens, but nearly impossible to get an open carry permit. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5655 Oh no, not another NDA. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5656 I told you that "abducted by aliens" podcast was a slandet suit waiting to happen. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5657 Oh geez, they brought their lawyer this time. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5658 Why didn't you tell me about the space vixen in your past? 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5659 Timmy looks like he has lost weight , I 'll make a pot roast tonight and tomorrow you can take him to get a hair cut. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5660 Forget the little green men! They’re bring in LAWYERS!!! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5661 Oh look, honey, aren't they cute?........and look at their squirt guns......they're adorable. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5662 I don’t know … what a I’ve been told … but UFO’s … are getting old! 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5663 They just landed, but already think they need their lawyer 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5664 Honey, they're not here to take our fluids, they're here to take Earth public. It's a SPAC UFO. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5665 Oh, when I offered to adopt these discriminated-against boys, I specifically mentioned No Toy Guns for my kids. Now the FBI is escorting all of them - ARMED! Ignoring my protests! 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5666 At least their demands aren't non-negotiable 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5667 Oh no! It's Quaster of Saturn, General Kal-Ek, Megator, Gort the Merciless, and Hollingsworth! 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5668 We're in trouble now! They've brought their own immigration lawyer. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5669 He's not a lawyer, that's Richard Holbrooke android. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5670 He didn’t say the kids were alians. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5671 Looks like we'll have to sign a Pre-Probing Agreement. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5672 If you're here to test our open carry legislation understand it isn't available to aliens. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5673 Here come Captain Z and the youCraniums. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5674 Dear,this family said they bought this house first. They even brought their lawyer 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5675 They brought a lawyer, so they need to establish just 51% world domination. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5676 Don't you dare think your attorney will protect you kids from marching to your rooms and removing those silly costumes. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5677 We’d better surrender. They brought their own lawyer, and I’ve seen him work. His style makes Putin look like a civilized person. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5678 Oh my God! They've already lawyered up! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5679 Our accountants are finally back from their business trip, just in time for our tax return. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5680 Mom, Dad, I am sorry, we all have to work remote. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5681 What a shame. He thought this was his big chance to play for a Division 1 team. Turned out the school was a Barber College. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5682 I found ten million of them and they all look the same... 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5683 See? I always knew those guys were from another planet! 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5684 I know you love your cousin Vinnie, but I think we need a REAL lawyer for this. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5685 Looks like they've brought a lawyer this time. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5686 They brought their attorney to negotiate a hostile takeover. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
5687 oh. god! they brought a consultant! 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5688 No need to bring your own security people! 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5689 These new subway cars are out of this world! 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
5690 First, we have to kill the lawyer, as Richard III recommends. 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
5691 Worst 'To Serve Man' translation ever. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
5692 Daniel Andrews visits Toorak 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5693 I've heard their agent is out of this world good. 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
5694 Welcome foreign capital, goodbye Alan's Alley" 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5695 They call him ‘The Closer.’ He’s never lost an alien abduction case in Intergalactic Court. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5696 Now we're really in trouble--they've lawyered up. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5697 I never expected them to come with a lawyer! 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5698 Joanne really did it this time. She pissed off the wrong people on Nextdoor. 1.0811 0.04197 74 70 2 2
5699 #5 gives me the creeps. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5700 I hear that aliens are entitled to a public defender these days. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5701 I told you lawyerese was a foreign language 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5702 Maybe we can talk with the one that looks like us. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5703 They’re very popular in space-Europe 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5704 That's really got to be a sucker bunch to his white entitlement. Four illegals got upgraded to first instead of him... 1.0805 0.03358 87 81 5 1
5705 Thank goodness. Phillip is back, with the aliens he went into space with. I love it when the aliens come to see us, because they bring me treats. Last time it was a toy unicorn. This time I think it will be a new set of yoga blocks. I lost mine. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5706 Oh great!! Just what we need - another lawyer!!!! 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
5707 We thought we ‘d bring you the “leader” you can take us to. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5708 Great alien domination and their Lawyer ! 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
5709 I think they're saying "take me to your lawyer". 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5710 Is it still an abduction if we willingly walk on? 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5711 We are heard to check on your Lawn & Order 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
5712 They're LEGAL aliens--and I have the papers to prove it. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5713 Brandon calls off the next season of ‘Secrets of Skinwalker Ranch’ due to a big misunderstanding. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
5714 I can't believe this! The Guy with the briefcase is Larry, your brother! 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5715 I understand they want to take over the world...not by force but economically. The dude at the back of the line is their accountant. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5716 I just knew Martian land values would boom after the Mars Rover landed! 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
5717 He is definitely a go-getter. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5718 This is scary. The have a lawyer with them. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
5719 Honey, run, they have lawyers now. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5720 we need staffing!!!!!! 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5721 Attorney of the Martians! 1.0758 0.04483 66 63 1 2
5722 I knew they'd bring an attorney with them. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
5723 Our little Ashley is not unique anymore. I told you we should have sent her to public school. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
5724 On my, galactic litigators - Resistance Is Futile! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5725 Looks like they kissed and made up after all. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5726 What scares me is their lawyer. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5727 Looks like the VIP-ET Lounge at ROW, or Roswell Air Center, is shut down. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5728 We're in deep trouble - they brought a lawyer. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5729 OH NO not my son, you could at least have picked our neighbours! 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
5730 When did Bob get abducted? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
5731 We’re in big trouble – they brought their lawyer. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
5732 See, I was right. I told you no decent human being would want to be a lawyer. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5733 I've complained about the Bridge and Tunnel crowd for the last time 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
5734 So even the Aliens come with representation now!!! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5735 They must be dead serious; they brought their lawyer. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
5736 At last! These peacekeepers will finally shut Zelenskyy up. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5737 I always thought they used implements to probe... 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
5738 Back in our day, the things we herded were cattle and sheep. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5739 Thanks for bringing your own insurance adjuster. Our garden is completely torched. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5740 Don't be plagued, Arthur. These are the extras I arranged for to shoot the calamity scene. They'll make the mall scene in the BLUES BROTHERS" look like child's play!" 1.0698 0.03220 86 81 4 1
5741 Well, I have been hearing it's a buyer's market. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5742 My clients demand escort to and acquiescence of the seniormost official of your organization, hereafter referred to as "Your Leader." 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5743 Sorry--no out-of-this world lawyer needed here. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5744 Now they came with their lawyer! 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5745 They want to buy a house! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5746 They heard a family of four gets a tax deduction. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5747 I think they want to finalize the deal over some putt-putt. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
5748 I thought you were taking me to see BTS, no ETs 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5749 Looks like they want to negotiate. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5750 I thought the sonogram said quints! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5751 They brought a lawyer. I guess that makes them legal. 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
5752 I heard they were found at the "Matrix 4" party and now being interviewed by the German Government! 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5753 Looks like they are returning our lawyer, and they aren't going to take 'no' for an answer... can't really fault them, it's within their inalienable rights. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
5754 Our lawyer insists we get signed consent forms before any probings. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
5755 Now the aliens think they're people in the eyes of the law, too! 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
5756 When the popcorn didn’t ‘pop’ I thought it best to call my lawyer. 1.0633 0.03293 79 75 3 1
5757 Take us to your leader. We’re willing to enter into a non-disclosure agreement. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
5758 Looks like Mars also has a constitutional Second Amendment. 1.0615 0.03719 65 62 2 1
5759 So even the Marians have an April tax deadline? 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
5760 Kill them all. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5761 We don’t care if you have a lawyer, those probes were not strictly for science! 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5762 Watch out. Their lawyer must be an Alien of Extraordinary Ability. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5763 They said the sale would be quick and easy. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5764 You can always count on the US to find an attorney. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
5765 Some think they're visitors. But in reality, they're 'US'. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
5766 Must be from the firm of Alien, Spaceman, Martian, E.T. and Joe! 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5767 It's true, you've seen one, you've seen 'em all! Jules Evens, Portland, Oregon 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5768 EVERY SINGLE PERSON IS GLAD THEY SPENT FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS ON THE STAR WARS HOTEL. PERIOD 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
5769 I knew Junior must have been from another planet. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5770 My clients are people, too. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
5771 I wonder how much an Intergalactic Lawyer costs? 1.0545 0.04035 55 53 1 1
5772 We're here to negotiate your surrender. Bring us to your lawyer. 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
5773 Everyone is so litigiousness. Can't even conquer a planet without lawyers. 1.0536 0.03964 56 54 1 1
5774 Congratulations. You won a free trip somewhere not earth. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
5775 Never mind the aliens—there’s a bomb inside that extra terrestrial’s briefcase! 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
5776 Hi Marge Hi John..my conehead friends and I have an interesting world tour in mind bending pharmaceutical sales.. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
5777 Wait! They brought their attorney? WTF? 1.0506 0.02482 79 75 4 0
5778 It seems the education we chose for the kids was a bit overdosed. 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
5779 Uh-oh, looks like a lawsuit brewing over alien ray gun open carry. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5780 Looks like Dr Max, Covid trained from Mars 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
5781 Oh my fucking god holy fucking shit I can’t fucking believe this, is that fucking that Rowan Atkinson as fucking Johnny English? 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5782 Welcome to Planet Earth May we take you space ship For a ride? We’ll be right back 1.0390 0.02889 77 75 1 1
5783 I'm not worried about the ray-guns. I just hope there's a multiverse statute of limitations. 1.0345 0.03448 58 57 0 1
5784 I think he said, "Take me to your lead counsel." 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
5785 They will ban The Air Space for Ukraine too ! 1.0274 0.01924 73 71 2 0