Contest #793


Cartoon

793

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “No bag. Just toss it in the air. ”
  2. “I thought you should know, someone left a big mess in the honey aisle.”
  3. “It’s an appetizer. I’m having people for dinner tonight.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-02-06T17:44:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-03-20T16:45:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-03-14T16:45:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued March 21, 2022
Number of captions 5526
Number of responses 710753
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

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Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Teach a bear to shop and he will never have to fish again. 1.9170 0.01532 2879 1102 914 863
1 Could you toss it to me instead? I want to tell my wife I caught it. 1.8571 0.02057 1512 607 514 391
2 It's an appetizer. I'm having people for dinner tonight. 1.8218 0.01302 4148 1894 1099 1155
3 Throw it to me. I want to say I caught it. 1.8148 0.01409 3202 1369 1057 776
4 This is so much easier. I wish I thought of it sooner. 1.7991 0.01908 1633 682 597 354
5 I'm on a salmon run. 1.7989 0.01696 2143 919 736 488
6 No bag. In fact, if you could toss it at me, that would be great. 1.7988 0.02018 1461 611 533 317
7 I prefer wild caught but my husband can’t tell the difference. 1.7935 0.01795 1787 737 682 368
8 No bag, thanks. I want my wife to think I caught it. 1.7693 0.01369 3272 1468 1091 713
9 The stream was on my commute but we're work-from-home now. 1.7680 0.01595 2297 999 832 466
10 When I was a kid, we had to catch our own fish! 1.7649 0.01509 2565 1121 926 518
11 Do I look like I want a bag? 1.7629 0.02783 831 389 250 192
12 No bag—my cubs still think I catch my own salmon. 1.7625 0.01470 2577 1096 997 484
13 Obviously you haven’t stood for hours in a freezing river trying to catch one with your mouth! 1.7592 0.01432 2886 1285 1011 590
14 That didn’t come from a river where peanuts are processed, did it? 1.7581 0.01572 2555 1190 793 572
15 Can I get a discount? This fish is dead. 1.7570 0.01528 2638 1210 859 569
16 Don't bother with the bag -- I'll eat it in the car. 1.7533 0.01454 2688 1177 997 514
17 Some blonde ate all my porridge. 1.7508 0.02363 1196 585 324 287
18 You're sure it's wild caught? My in-laws can tell. 1.7478 0.02075 1265 544 496 225
19 I was in the mood for fast food tonight 1.7473 0.01523 2442 1078 903 461
20 I was assigned omnivore at birth, but I identify as pescatarian. 1.7377 0.01716 2093 991 660 442
21 I used to catch them myself. But by the time I fly up to Alaska and take a taxi out to the river, the carbon footprint is the same. 1.7229 0.01532 2515 1187 838 490
22 Tough year….overhybernated and missed the salmon run 1.7206 0.02460 995 477 319 199
23 I’d appreciate the ‘Endangered Species’ discount 1.7178 0.01374 3171 1522 1022 627
24 The airline said I could check one emotional support animal. 1.7167 0.01696 2192 1089 635 468
25 If my wife asks, you never saw me. 1.7165 0.01833 1707 800 591 316
26 When I said Holy Mackerel...I meant the price 1.7145 0.01507 2620 1260 848 512
27 I find my odds are much better at catching them here. 1.7137 0.01637 2047 938 757 352
28 ... it's the standing in the river getting my feet wet I can't stand, you know?" 1.7132 0.02464 910 419 333 158
29 This is the only place I can get wild-caught anymore. 1.7113 0.01406 2889 1362 999 528
30 I know, but the water is soooo cold. 1.7084 0.01731 1917 911 654 352
31 There were a dozen but I got hungry in line. 1.7054 0.01433 2739 1292 962 485
32 I'd like to return it for something in salmon. 1.7008 0.01647 2099 1005 717 377
33 I miss the chase. 1.6998 0.01615 2075 966 766 343
34 Actually,would you mind stepping back a bit and throwing it at me? 1.6981 0.03030 616 295 212 109
35 Actually, you can skip the bag--I'll just take it in my mouth so my wife thinks I caught it in the river. 1.6959 0.01861 1539 715 577 247
36 If it comes up, you never saw me. I told my family I was going to the river 1.6953 0.01631 2012 938 749 325
37 Believe me, I can tell fresh from frozen! 1.6915 0.01588 2133 1004 783 346
38 I used to look for fish in rivers, but then I found this place. 1.6908 0.01593 2183 1046 766 371
39 Sure, it's fresh. I know the guy who caught it. 1.6902 0.01566 2802 1531 608 663
40 What, precisely, does "wild caught" mean to you? 1.6855 0.01830 1628 780 580 268
41 This is wild caught, right? 1.6841 0.01710 1950 961 644 345
42 You can just put it in my mouth. 1.6836 0.01714 1912 935 647 330
43 Oh, yes, it’s so nice having folks over for dinner again. It seems like we’ve been in hibernation forever! 1.6827 0.01800 1680 808 597 275
44 I know 'wild caught' and this is definitely farm raised. 1.6812 0.01710 1854 892 661 301
45 You never saw me. 1.6812 0.01746 1860 918 617 325
46 Don't bother bagging it, I'll eat it on the way home. 1.6800 0.01763 1722 824 625 273
47 I had to stop catching them myself. Bad arthritis. 1.6782 0.01779 2216 1248 433 535
48 I used to have to go upstream for these. 1.6776 0.02032 1253 591 475 187
49 Can you suggest a wine pairing? 1.6756 0.02682 780 386 261 133
50 It's tough in a bear market. 1.6646 0.02466 954 490 294 170
51 You didn't see me here. My wife thinks I catch these. 1.6610 0.01568 2401 1253 709 439
52 Speaking of common misconceptions - do you have a restroom? 1.6596 0.02053 1604 908 334 362
53 They said this one is farm-raised and home-schooled. But aren't they all home-schooled, technically? 1.6596 0.02021 1319 656 456 207
54 No. No bag. I couldn't bear the humiliation. 1.6555 0.02061 1289 651 431 207
55 I thought you should know, someone left a big mess in the honey aisle. 1.6522 0.01872 1849 1032 428 389
56 I used to catch them myself, but working remotely now. 1.6488 0.01811 1925 1064 473 388
57 I’ve had fresher. 1.6482 0.02107 1225 624 408 193
58 I’ve had salmon 3,255 nights in a row. 1.6460 0.02382 966 496 316 154
59 Do you have anything with a little more fight in it? 1.6451 0.02146 1158 587 395 176
60 And a Jar of honey. 1.6418 0.02171 1128 574 384 170
61 I’d catch one myself, but I just had my nails done. 1.6367 0.02083 1324 708 389 227
62 I've never understood the appeal of standing in a freezing river for hours on end. 1.6362 0.02109 1336 728 366 242
63 Would you mind tossing it up in the air so I feel wild? 1.6327 0.02137 1130 575 395 160
64 Is it antibiotic-free, growth hormone-free, non-gmo, free-range, certified-organic, low-mercury/dioxin/PCB, and line-caught? 1.6326 0.02437 958 513 284 161
65 No bag please. It spoils the illusion. 1.6290 0.02225 1105 583 349 173
66 I thought prices were lower in a bear market. 1.6262 0.02389 1153 675 234 244
67 Could you throw it in the air so I can catch it in my mouth? It tastes better that way. 1.6210 0.02435 926 496 285 145
68 No bag. Just toss it in the air. 1.6207 0.02133 1276 704 352 220
69 I wasn’t in the mood to get my hair wet. 1.6155 0.02372 952 508 302 142
70 I'm avoiding red meat, which I suppose is good news for you 1.6144 0.02151 1263 706 338 219
71 Have you got any bigger fish to fry? 1.6130 0.02512 876 477 261 138
72 I don’t judge you when you eat fast food! 1.6120 0.02560 830 449 254 127
73 A friend gave me a nice white,and I need something to go with it 1.6117 0.02682 703 367 242 94
74 I’ll take it without the bag; my wife thinks I’ve been fishing. 1.6067 0.02219 1111 608 332 171
75 Just confirming that the fish is definitely wild caught. 1.6063 0.03202 536 294 159 83
76 Some days I just like to pamper myself. 1.6063 0.02482 889 487 265 137
77 I've just had my claws done. 1.6037 0.02590 815 448 242 125
78 Sometimes I like fish other times I love a Klondike. My boyfriend says I’m a bipolar bear. 1.6036 0.02668 787 438 223 126
79 It’s a special anniversary gift for my husband. Year five is Tuna. 1.6034 0.03505 474 269 124 81
80 I tried Amazon, but they sent Piranha 1.6033 0.02910 673 378 184 111
81 Oh, and can I get half a pound of the baby seal with that? 1.6026 0.02773 697 380 214 103
82 There's a farm? 1.6007 0.02616 884 514 209 161
83 My friends call me crazy but I just prefer the taste of store-bought. 1.5982 0.02440 891 487 275 129
84 I'm sorry sir, we don't accept returns on fresh fish. Or anything with bitemarks 1.5956 0.03059 591 331 168 92
85 It's not for eating. It's a support animal. 1.5939 0.03200 554 315 149 90
86 Paper please, I get enough plastic in the fish. 1.5938 0.02665 842 492 200 150
87 Yes, I *could* spend the afternoon swatting Sockeye from an ice-cold raging waterfall. Or, you could finish bagging that bad boy and everybody goes home happy. 1.5936 0.02611 881 516 207 158
88 By the way, you need to restock your garbage bin. 1.5935 0.02887 679 386 183 110
89 How about a solemn promise not to maul you to death in lieu of cash? 1.5922 0.02732 743 419 208 116
90 Sometimes it's just easier to order takeout. 1.5883 0.02440 940 536 255 149
91 And the best part about shopping here is I don’t even have to dry off afterwards. 1.5858 0.02857 536 274 210 52
92 You wouldn’t believe the lineup at the river these days. 1.5845 0.02587 698 368 252 78
93 I hate to be that bear, but where was this fish caught? 1.5823 0.02718 747 427 205 115
94 And then out of the blue my daughter decides she’s a pescatarian. 1.5806 0.02886 639 360 187 92
95 If I cared whether it was wild caught,would I be here? 1.5805 0.02574 882 520 212 150
96 Forget the bag. Just toss it up in the air. 1.5803 0.02656 772 440 216 116
97 At that price I might as well catch and kill it myself.” 1.5803 0.02871 710 419 170 121
98 When you add up travel expenses,it's just cheaper to buy it here. 1.5799 0.02676 726 405 221 100
99 I know barter’s not your business model but all I want is a half hour in your trash. 1.5747 0.03122 569 330 151 88
100 Todd in isle 5 was very helpful and delicious. 1.5699 0.02963 651 386 159 106
101 Look, you're not the only species with supply chain issues. 1.5683 0.02973 644 382 158 104
102 Don't forget my endangered species discount. 1.5679 0.02943 648 382 164 102
103 Can you mark it 'Wild Caught' for me... 1.5677 0.02985 643 383 155 105
104 Cash--when I charge, people scream. 1.5676 0.04667 259 153 65 41
105 Really? You think she'd like flowers better? 1.5667 0.02949 630 368 167 95
106 I found that I already had one just like it at home. 1.5664 0.03341 459 260 138 61
107 It looked a lot bigger online 1.5647 0.02835 680 398 180 102
108 My supply chain was a river. What do you guys use? 1.5637 0.03100 518 291 162 65
109 Can you make it look like it fought for its life? 1.5626 0.03151 535 310 149 76
110 Yeah, and then the ice cap melted and so that's how I ended up Los Angeles. 1.5615 0.03162 561 334 139 88
111 I'll give you ten bucks to keep this between us. 1.5605 0.02929 612 354 173 85
112 Reason for return? It tastes like chicken. 1.5594 0.03049 631 385 139 107
113 I told her I was going fishing. 1.5586 0.03149 555 329 142 84
114 We moved to the suburbs for the garbage but the wife still likes the occasional fish. 1.5554 0.03122 542 317 149 76
115 Because at the stream you can't get bagels, schmear, capers, and chopped onions. 1.5550 0.03032 618 374 145 99
116 I caught it with my bear hands. 1.5545 0.03057 642 399 130 113
117 Remember, I caught this the old-fashioned way; I was never here. 1.5496 0.03212 544 330 129 85
118 Can you just toss it into the air so I can say I caught it? 1.5493 0.02943 619 368 162 89
119 Could you just toss that in the air for me? 1.5480 0.03114 542 320 147 75
120 We're actually lousy at catching them. 1.5468 0.03357 523 326 108 89
121 Forget the bag - just throw it in the air. 1.5455 0.03182 517 306 140 71
122 Could you put bite marks on it so it looks like I caught it. 1.5449 0.03143 523 308 145 70
123 Don't bother, we both know he's not making it to the parking lot. 1.5442 0.03585 441 271 100 70
124 Just to make sure--is this salmon wild or GMO? 1.5440 0.03352 432 248 133 51
125 I couldn't find a bar code, either. 1.5435 0.03218 517 310 133 74
126 Paper please. There’s usually a plastic bag inside. 1.5434 0.03852 357 213 94 50
127 Whew! If you didn't carry salmon, I'd be up the creek! 1.5417 0.03539 432 261 108 63
128 Yes, I am new in the neighborhood; climate change, you know. 1.5414 0.03100 543 323 146 74
129 Instead of a bag, could you just throw it into a trash can for me? 1.5413 0.03316 460 270 131 59
130 Throw it to me so I can tell my wife I caught it. 1.5412 0.03401 486 299 111 76
131 Throw it to me so I can say I caught it. 1.5401 0.03138 561 343 133 85
132 Just this one. I'm trying to go full vegan. 1.5397 0.03317 441 255 134 52
133 I don't want to be taught to fish. I just want the fish! 1.5395 0.03261 506 306 127 73
134 No, I don't care what type of bag. Can you just throw it up in the air for me? 1.5386 0.03337 505 312 114 79
135 I started calling it lox when we were relocated to the Bronx Zoo. 1.5383 0.03440 470 289 109 72
136 My husband’s still in that stupid stream. 1.5369 0.03599 406 244 106 56
137 No bag... she'll know I wasn't fishing with the guys last night. 1.5340 0.03358 485 298 115 72
138 I couldn't find the lemon and dill. 1.5326 0.03350 430 251 129 50
139 No bag! I'll eat it now. 1.5321 0.03403 421 247 124 50
140 Well, I would have returned it within 30 days, but I was hibernating! 1.5310 0.03553 435 269 101 65
141 ... and a bottle of Pinot Blanc. 1.5307 0.03562 424 260 103 61
142 If anyone asks, I caught this in my mouth out of mid-air at the stream, OK? 1.5301 0.03066 549 331 145 73
143 Please throw it to me so that I can say I caught it. 1.5300 0.03672 417 261 91 65
144 Supply chain issues upstream. 1.5298 0.03606 436 274 93 69
145 Does that look fresh to you? 1.5297 0.03294 404 228 138 38
146 Not to get too personal, but I'm a bipolar bear. 1.5283 0.03655 424 267 90 67
147 It just taste better when someone else catches it. 1.5283 0.03543 407 245 109 53
148 I splash water on my face, I come through the door with this bad boy in my jaws, and I might just get lucky tonight. 1.5280 0.03865 375 235 82 58
149 So I was like, "You guys put in that dam, and I'll have to shop in town!" And now they're acting all "Oh, we didn't know." Can you believe people? 1.5230 0.03576 434 273 95 66
150 Just toss it to me so at least I can claim I caught it. 1.5228 0.03329 461 280 121 60
151 I prefer wild Alaskan but Atlantic will do in a pinch. 1.5224 0.03557 335 189 117 29
152 Would you mind labeling it "wild caught" 1.5212 0.03485 424 259 109 56
153 Yes, I'll be paying with credit carp. 1.5204 0.03697 367 222 99 46
154 That one just leapt out at me. 1.5199 0.03437 452 281 107 64
155 I'm working from home. The only streaming I'm doing is on my computer. 1.5189 0.03382 449 275 115 59
156 Could you fillet it? I’ve just had my claws done. 1.5181 0.03608 415 260 95 60
157 I prefer wild-caught, but to be honest, I can’t really tell much difference. 1.5179 0.03514 390 233 112 45
158 Let's just keep this a secret, ok? 1.5175 0.03485 400 240 113 47
159 With everything that’s going on in the world, I just want to watch TV and eat comfort foods 1.5168 0.03576 358 210 111 37
160 Just need it for a picture. I want women on mating apps to know I can provide for them. 1.5160 0.03743 374 232 91 51
161 If my family asks, you saw me down by the rapids. 1.5145 0.03334 447 272 120 55
162 This would be a lot easier for me if you would just leave them in the river. 1.5143 0.03734 385 242 88 55
163 Do you have a woods I can use? 1.5141 0.03723 389 245 88 56
164 I can't pay. My assets are frozen. 1.5116 0.03758 389 248 83 58
165 This is our little secret, right? 1.5104 0.03400 433 266 113 54
166 "Could you cut the head off? The eyes creep me out." 1.5098 0.04015 306 187 82 37
167 I can only afford the bear necessities 1.5094 0.03628 371 226 101 44
168 I’ll take the fish to go. You, I will eat here. 1.5087 0.04105 289 176 79 34
169 This is much easier than working the waterfall. 1.5086 0.03424 407 246 115 46
170 Or you could teach me to fish and feed me for a lifetime. 1.5084 0.03609 415 264 91 60
171 Don't wrap it! I must show up with it in my mouth. 1.5066 0.03499 381 229 111 41
172 Could you filet it? I just had my nails done 1.5062 0.03559 405 253 99 53
173 Do you deliver downstream? 1.5058 0.03767 342 209 93 40
174 Sometimes store-bought just tastes better. 1.5055 0.03675 362 222 97 43
175 My wife thinks I’m at the river. 1.5049 0.03569 406 255 97 54
176 I used to catch them myself. 1.5042 0.03813 355 223 85 47
177 And one day, I said, "There's gotta be a better way to get lunch than wading into a raging river." 1.5026 0.03613 384 239 97 48
178 Forget the bag just toss it in the air. 1.5013 0.03635 381 238 95 48
179 Don't tell Marge I came in for this, I told her I was going to Brooks Falls to pick up supper. 1.5000 0.03703 320 190 100 30
180 It will taste better if I fight you for it. 1.5000 0.04124 298 187 73 38
181 No, I do not want to donate a dollar to the Wildlife Fund. 1.4977 0.03496 430 275 96 59
182 No bag please. I’ll eat it on the way home. 1.4976 0.03335 410 248 120 42
183 Teach a bear to fish, he's full for the day. Teach a bear to shop, and he never has to go into that cold water again. 1.4970 0.04005 328 210 73 45
184 Pay for a bag? I'll eat it here. 1.4960 0.03452 379 229 112 38
185 This is so much easier than standing in a freezing river. 1.4960 0.03499 375 228 108 39
186 If you could just place yourself in the bag too,that'd be great. 1.4957 0.03782 351 221 86 44
187 You're sure it's wild caught? 1.4953 0.03799 321 196 91 34
188 And a pack of Marlboros. 1.4938 0.04227 324 217 54 53
189 Was this wild or farm raised? 1.4937 0.03799 318 194 91 33
190 No bag please. Just throw it into the air. 1.4927 0.03888 341 218 78 45
191 There's no shame in catching a good sale. 1.4917 0.04458 240 149 64 27
192 No bag, please. Just toss it at me. 1.4912 0.03783 340 213 87 40
193 Do you take MasterCod? 1.4905 0.03738 367 235 84 48
194 Don't bother with the bag. Just toss it in the air 1.4898 0.03616 394 253 89 52
195 You try jumping into ice cold water to catch one of these things. See how you like it. 1.4896 0.03831 337 213 83 41
196 Don’t judge. 1.4896 0.03996 288 177 81 30
197 It's dead. 1.4894 0.04607 235 149 57 29
198 It’s my support animal 1.4894 0.04528 235 147 61 27
199 It's easier than standing in that damn waterfall. 1.4892 0.03560 372 231 100 41
200 Sure, for you it's a hobby.. 1.4889 0.03987 270 162 84 24
201 I'm just not ready to eat out yet. 1.4880 0.03827 332 209 84 39
202 I just moved to Oregon and I can't get a license for another six months. 1.4878 0.04066 287 179 76 32
203 This embarrassing. Thank you for the plain brown bag. 1.4865 0.03865 333 212 80 41
204 Skip the bag, just toss it up in the air. 1.4863 0.03901 329 210 78 41
205 I'm just passing through on my way to antarctica. I'm bipolar. 1.4862 0.03837 362 237 74 51
206 I couldn’t find the Grey Poupon. 1.4850 0.04134 266 164 75 27
207 Trust me son, I have had plenty of wild caught salmon. That, is not wild caught. 1.4849 0.03874 332 212 79 41
208 No bag,please. I’ve disappointed my parents enough already. 1.4849 0.03921 332 214 75 43
209 No bag. I don't need a bag. 1.4847 0.04179 262 162 73 27
210 Can I use your woods? 1.4847 0.03999 326 212 70 44
211 I asked for wild caught, not farmed, and I do know the difference Sir! 1.4844 0.04032 320 208 69 43
212 I'm more of an indoor bear. 1.4840 0.03643 343 212 96 35
213 The fish is for my cub, I'm eating you. 1.4839 0.03660 372 238 88 46
214 But I thought that Costco had the best return policy in the business. 1.4839 0.03815 310 191 88 31
215 Just toss it to me - There's nothing like fresh caught salmon 1.4836 0.03962 335 219 70 46
216 You know, I got very tired of that "if you teach a bear to fish" line years ago.. 1.4833 0.03755 329 205 89 35
217 None of them had barcodes. 1.4817 0.04198 301 198 61 42
218 I heard on the radio we’re in a bear market. 1.4815 0.04416 243 153 63 27
219 Margaret was right, this is way easier than hunting in the wild 1.4814 0.03665 349 219 92 38
220 Don’t bag it; just toss it up in the air! 1.4809 0.03887 341 222 74 45
221 No bag, thanks. I’ll eat it in the car. 1.4806 0.03753 335 211 87 37
222 You know the Eskimo Pie? False advertising! 1.4789 0.04294 261 166 65 30
223 You should probably call for cleanup on Aisle 6. 1.4787 0.04050 305 197 70 38
224 And then I realized that it is not all about the chase after all. 1.4778 0.04253 270 173 65 32
225 Don’t bother. I’m going to eat it on the way home. 1.4777 0.03853 337 218 77 42
226 If you're going to charge me for that bag, I'll eat it here. 1.4760 0.04042 292 186 73 33
227 Is that kosher? 1.4752 0.04428 242 154 61 27
228 I feel like you are judging me. 1.4745 0.04300 274 179 60 35
229 back in the day fish was free 1.4738 0.03862 325 209 78 38
230 I usually catch my own, but I just got my claws done. 1.4737 0.04131 266 167 72 27
231 Excuse me but I think I ordered a school of these! 1.4737 0.04233 266 170 66 30
232 I stopped fishing when I discovered couponing. 1.4735 0.04388 245 156 62 27
233 Do you mind just throwing it to me? 1.4727 0.04194 275 177 66 32
234 What seems weirder to you. That a bear is buying a salmon at Whole Foods or that he's willing to pay $25 a pound for it 1.4722 0.04228 288 190 60 38
235 I’m pescatarian. 1.4721 0.04259 233 143 70 20
236 Why? I know fresh. This isn't fresh. 1.4704 0.04181 287 188 63 36
237 I don't need a bag, I'll just take it out bear-handed. 1.4696 0.03943 296 188 77 31
238 When I was a cub, I had to trudge 5 miles uphill in the snow for one of these. 1.4690 0.04398 258 169 57 32
239 Skip the bag. I want to tell my wife I got it from the river. 1.4679 0.03891 327 214 73 40
240 I'd like this to be our little secret. 1.4676 0.04059 293 190 69 34
241 Let's just keep this between ourselves, ok? 1.4674 0.04187 261 166 68 27
242 The thrill of the hunt is overrated. 1.4672 0.04385 259 170 57 32
243 Hey, it's not as easy as Animal Planet makes it seem. 1.4669 0.04410 257 169 56 32
244 Don’t tell my husband. I didn’t have time to catch tonight. 1.4667 0.04053 285 183 71 31
245 Standing in the middle of that river with a dumb look on my face, it's just not me. 1.4664 0.04559 238 156 53 29
246 Was he swimming up or down stream. 1.4661 0.04468 236 152 58 26
247 I'd like to return this. It was dead. 1.4660 0.04048 294 191 69 34
248 We’re having unexpected company. I just don’t have the time to forage. 1.4658 0.03981 292 187 74 31
249 I don't want the fish. I want that thing where you teach me to fish. 1.4653 0.04535 245 162 52 31
250 She'll kill me if I come home empty-handed. 1.4650 0.03776 314 199 84 31
251 Sustainable? At those prices? I don’t think so…. 1.4649 0.03884 299 190 79 30
252 I find the wild ones taste too gamey. 1.4648 0.04317 256 166 61 29
253 In order to save my reputation, just stick it in my mouth. 1.4642 0.04105 265 168 71 26
254 I'd like to exchange this for the version that comes with pre-cut herbs, spices and a side of lemony quinoa. 1.4640 0.04127 278 180 67 31
255 I want her to think I caught it. Can I bite it before you giftwrap it? 1.4632 0.04290 272 180 58 34
256 Is that fresh-caught? 1.4629 0.03884 283 177 81 25
257 Would you like to donate the extra 10 cents to save the polar bears...? 1.4622 0.04558 251 169 48 34
258 What's happening? Before I went into hibernation I could get two fish for that price. 1.4619 0.04507 236 154 55 27
259 Thanks. It's embarrassing go home without anything to show for the day. 1.4618 0.04141 249 156 71 22
260 Young man, I invented sushi. 1.4609 0.04636 243 164 46 33
261 Well, with what you charge for salmon, I’m not surprised you don’t have more bears shopping here. 1.4601 0.04083 276 178 69 29
262 How 'bout we just keep this between ourselves? Those spawning waters are just really cold. 1.4601 0.04211 276 182 61 33
263 No thanks. I'll just take it in my mouth. 1.4601 0.04091 263 167 71 25
264 I don't have time to stop by the river tonight. 1.4593 0.04697 209 135 52 22
265 Give a bear a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a bear to fish, he eats for a lifetime. Teach a bear to shop, now you have a sitcom. 1.4585 0.04353 253 166 58 29
266 And this is wild caught? 1.4585 0.04072 277 179 69 29
267 Oh, they can never tell that its store bought. 1.4581 0.04379 227 144 62 21
268 Wait, is that farmed or wild caught? 1.4580 0.04009 286 185 71 30
269 Can I get the change in minnows? 1.4577 0.04335 260 172 57 31
270 I'd like to exchange it for a seal. 1.4574 0.04173 282 187 61 34
271 You might want to call in a clean-up on aisle six. 1.4574 0.04657 223 147 50 26
272 Could you also throw in an Eskimo Pie? 1.4573 0.04056 293 193 66 34
273 Could you put some teeth marks in it? My wife thinks I’m a sissy. 1.4566 0.04032 265 168 73 24
274 Finally, somebody who uses "ironic" correctly. 1.4557 0.04017 305 203 65 37
275 Net or line caught? 1.4556 0.04135 259 166 68 25
276 Because the sign said: “BEARS—NO FISHING” 1.4554 0.04640 224 148 50 26
277 Okay, nice & slow. Put the fish in the bag, and nobody gets hurt 1.4549 0.04259 277 186 56 35
278 Can you guarantee that this fish has not been in contact with nuts of any type 1.4545 0.04703 220 146 48 26
279 And could you throw in a buttery chardonnay? 1.4545 0.04409 231 149 59 23
280 You can put it right in my mouth. 1.4542 0.04304 251 164 60 27
281 Organic? 1.4534 0.03903 236 142 81 13
282 You guys have made wild caught alot easier 1.4531 0.04225 245 157 65 23
283 My doctor says I need more Omega fatty acids in my diet. 1.4521 0.05019 188 124 43 21
284 If anyone asks, I caught it myself. 1.4521 0.04217 261 171 62 28
285 How can you justify a bag tax in a bear market? 1.4521 0.04206 292 199 54 39
286 Is that wild or farm-raised? 1.4520 0.04086 250 158 71 21
287 This is our secret 1.4519 0.03977 270 172 74 24
288 The exact place it was born?? Why can’t I just return it here? 1.4515 0.04408 237 155 57 25
289 No need for a bag, this isn't even making it to the car. 1.4508 0.03975 295 194 69 32
290 Is this farmed or fresh caught? 1.4506 0.04422 233 152 57 24
291 Back in the day, grandpa said these would just jump right into your mouth! 1.4505 0.04306 222 140 64 18
292 I'm telling my wife I caught it. 1.4502 0.04375 251 167 55 29
293 Nah, I’ll just eat it on the way home. 1.4500 0.04788 220 149 43 28
294 Humans aren’t the only ones having supply issues. 1.4498 0.04692 209 137 50 22
295 No need to bag it, I’ll eat it on the way. 1.4494 0.04159 247 158 67 22
296 No bag, I need my family to think this was wild caught. 1.4491 0.04270 265 177 57 31
297 Well, I’m a city bear. Do YOU hunt down your dinner? 1.4486 0.04405 243 161 55 27
298 No need to wrap - I'll take it as is. 1.4481 0.04111 270 177 65 28
299 No, you can leave it thrashing on the counter. 1.4481 0.03975 270 173 73 24
300 I can't go home empty handed. I told my wife that I was going fishing. 1.4480 0.04141 279 186 61 32
301 If my wife asks, I was never here. 1.4471 0.04178 255 166 64 25
302 It tastes better when someone else catches it. 1.4468 0.04309 235 152 61 22
303 Inflation shock: I used to get a whale for the same price. 1.4466 0.04275 253 167 59 27
304 Can you keep this between us? 1.4466 0.04167 262 172 63 27
305 No bag, thanks. I’ll eat it here. 1.4464 0.04460 224 146 56 22
306 It's a gift 1.4464 0.04502 233 155 52 26
307 Actually, you can keep the bag. 1.4459 0.04318 231 149 61 21
308 Sorry to carp about the prices. I know it's a bear market. 1.4457 0.04285 258 172 57 29
309 And a bottle of your best spring water. 1.4453 0.04201 256 171 58 27
310 No, no, summer's different. But when the water's cold, I prefer retail. 1.4444 0.04531 216 141 54 21
311 Better give me two. My husband couldn't catch a salmon if you gave him nets for paws. 1.4444 0.04073 288 193 62 33
312 I'd like to exchange this for some porridge, please. 1.4440 0.04557 232 156 49 27
313 I'm trying to stick to the bear necessities. 1.4435 0.04586 230 155 48 27
314 No bag needed. I'll eat it here. 1.4431 0.04321 255 171 55 29
315 It was a wedding gift and we got like a dozen of these already. 1.4422 0.04408 251 170 51 30
316 Could I get a bottle of river water to go, please? 1.4419 0.04592 215 142 51 22
317 No, there's no bar code. I usually just swipe it. 1.4417 0.04363 240 159 56 25
318 Paper, please. I'm sure there'll be enough plastic on the inside already. 1.4416 0.04402 231 152 56 23
319 It's always so stressful buying for your girlfriend's parents. 1.4414 0.04394 222 144 58 20
320 Actually, it's for my cat. 1.4412 0.04119 272 181 62 29
321 Would YOU want stand in icy water and catch that with your mouth? 1.4412 0.04183 238 153 65 20
322 It goes against my natural instincts, but they said it was important to support local merchants. 1.4410 0.04253 229 147 63 19
323 After Lent, it's back to scientists on Fridays. 1.4398 0.04505 241 164 48 29
324 Actually, it's a Den Warming gift. 1.4398 0.04868 166 105 49 12
325 Wild caught, right 1.4391 0.04371 230 151 57 22
326 No wallet, but I am a thousand pounds of endangered bear with little to lose. Oh and paper not plastic. 1.4391 0.04583 230 156 47 27
327 Excuse me, sir, would there be an all-species restroom that I might visit, please? 1.4388 0.04639 196 127 52 17
328 Is this locally sourced? 1.4385 0.04222 260 174 58 28
329 Do you guys validate parking? 1.4378 0.04822 201 135 44 22
330 I'd also like two baby seals. 1.4378 0.04372 233 154 56 23
331 Are you really sure you want me to swipe? 1.4368 0.04858 190 126 45 19
332 Your policy clearly states all returns must occur within 24 hours. I caught this guy in aisle 4 yesterday after 4. I really don't want to have to become ferocious about this. 1.4363 0.04666 204 135 49 20
333 Could you get a bigger bag? I don't want my wife to see I had to buy one. 1.4361 0.04499 227 152 51 23
334 If my wife asks, just pretend I caught it. 1.4360 0.04652 211 141 48 22
335 Who can afford wild caught? 1.4359 0.05036 195 134 37 24
336 I don’t always tell people where I fish, but when I do it’s a lie 1.4352 0.04230 216 137 64 15
337 We are switching from being carnivores to ovo-lacto-pescatarianism… trying to do our part to minimize our carbon pawprint, you know? 1.4351 0.05846 131 87 31 13
338 Can you recommend a wine to go with that? 1.4348 0.04042 253 164 68 21
339 Is it fresh, or farmed? 1.4343 0.04603 198 129 52 17
340 Do I look like I'd need a bag? 1.4338 0.04432 219 144 55 20
341 Can you rough it up a little so my husband thinks I caught it? 1.4337 0.05430 166 114 32 20
342 When I was a young bear, you could find these in the water for free! 1.4336 0.04766 226 158 38 30
343 Now, this is wild-caught? 1.4330 0.04541 224 151 49 24
344 So, where is this farm you speak of? 1.4329 0.04397 231 154 54 23
345 I practice catch and return. 1.4325 0.03973 252 162 71 19
346 Could you label it "wild caught?" I'm trying to impress a girl. 1.4323 0.04292 229 150 59 20
347 Oh no,no...can you bag it in plastic please? I want it to taste like it's from the ocean. 1.4317 0.04749 227 159 38 30
348 Wild caught salmon is just so hard to come by these days! 1.4316 0.04397 234 157 53 24
349 I'd like to trade this for a jar of honey. 1.4316 0.04438 234 158 51 25
350 I used to catch them in my bear hands. 1.4312 0.04349 218 142 58 18
351 On second thought, I’ll just eat you. 1.4311 0.04436 225 150 53 22
352 Do you know if its organic? 1.4310 0.04549 232 159 46 27
353 Do I look like I really care if it's wild-caught or farm-raised? 1.4309 0.05029 181 122 40 19
354 You know what, throw in a side of flies. 1.4306 0.04616 216 148 44 24
355 Actually, could you throw it to me? That way I can say I caught it." 1.4304 0.04233 230 150 61 19
356 I want to exchange it for a larger size. 1.4303 0.04103 244 159 65 20
357 I used to go to the river uptown, but your new Whole Foods location is just so convenient. 1.4300 0.04567 200 131 52 17
358 I don't need a bag, just toss it in the air. 1.4299 0.04694 214 146 44 24
359 I don't need the bag. I'm going to eat it on the way home. 1.4299 0.04405 214 140 56 18
360 Usually I get it myself but who has the time these days? 1.4298 0.04329 242 163 54 25
361 I'm a bear if I don't get my daily dose of omega-3. 1.4292 0.04476 219 146 52 21
362 That's wild-caught, right? 1.4275 0.04129 255 170 61 24
363 Skip the bag. I’m eating on the way home 1.4274 0.04267 234 155 58 21
364 No bag, please. Just toss it. 1.4272 0.04523 206 136 52 18
365 No bag,please -- the wife thinks I can still catch fish. 1.4267 0.04522 225 153 48 24
366 I’ll need this freeze wrapped. It’s for my hibernation period. 1.4263 0.04098 251 166 63 22
367 I’m getting too old to catch my own. 1.4262 0.03975 244 157 70 17
368 Our guest doesn't like porridge 1.4259 0.04841 216 152 36 28
369 Forget the bag, can you just toss it into my mouth? 1.4258 0.04677 209 142 45 22
370 I lied about my fishing skills in my dating profile. 1.4256 0.04703 195 130 47 18
371 Are you really gonna make me buy a fish just to use the restroom? 1.4249 0.04794 193 130 44 19
372 Sorry. I must have left my receipt in my winter coat. 1.4249 0.04443 193 124 56 13
373 Oh,no bag thanks, I’m going to eat it on the way home. 1.4247 0.04132 219 140 65 14
374 Can I put some bite marks on it so she'll think I caught it? 1.4246 0.04200 252 170 57 25
375 The one I caught in the river - talked. it freaked me out 1.4242 0.04919 198 137 38 23
376 Which aisle are the beehives in? 1.4241 0.04886 191 130 41 20
377 Can you throw it in the air for me? 1.4236 0.04514 203 134 52 17
378 I'd like to exchange this for a salmon,preferably in red. 1.4232 0.04049 241 157 66 18
379 I prefer wild to farm-raised, but the price is unbearable. 1.4229 0.04446 227 154 50 23
380 Thankfully, our supply chain goes upstream. 1.4229 0.04863 201 139 39 23
381 When will you stock 'Beyond Salmon?' 1.4227 0.04661 194 129 48 17
382 Instead of the bag, could you spray water in my face and toss it in the air? 1.4226 0.04522 239 167 43 29
383 Why yes, of course I'd like to make a donation to the Climate Change Fund. 1.4224 0.05548 161 113 28 20
384 How's my day going?...You asking me or the fish? 1.4223 0.04674 206 140 45 21
385 And a dozen wild bagels, please. 1.4216 0.04707 204 139 44 21
386 No bag. I'll carry it home in my mouth so it looks more believable. 1.4215 0.04225 223 146 60 17
387 Yeah, sometimes I'm just too tired to go out and catch it myself. 1.4211 0.04673 209 143 44 22
388 Wait, you mean you DON’T pronounce the L? See, this is why I come here instead of the stream. 1.4208 0.04980 183 125 39 19
389 Do you accept frozen assets? 1.4207 0.05116 164 110 39 15
390 I have to warn you. The last time I swiped, it did not go well. 1.4202 0.05274 188 135 27 26
391 Let me bite it before you wrap it up. I want everyone to think I caught it. 1.4200 0.04721 200 136 44 20
392 Just toss it into my mouth, please. 1.4199 0.04030 231 149 67 15
393 Actually, I'll just devour it here. 1.4198 0.04272 212 138 59 15
394 Well, what did you think was gonna happen once you started selling wild salmon? 1.4198 0.05307 162 111 34 17
395 And this is your idea of fresh fish? 1.4195 0.04835 174 115 45 14
396 Was it caught locally and sustainably? 1.4194 0.04402 217 145 53 19
397 Can't you ship it upstream? 1.4185 0.04649 184 121 49 14
398 Sure, I prefer the thrill of the hunt, but we're just so busy with the kids' activities. 1.4185 0.04649 184 121 49 14
399 Fresh caught or farmed? 1.4185 0.04519 184 119 53 12
400 Is it farmed, or wild? And if it's farmed, could you tell me where the farm is? 1.4180 0.04803 189 128 43 18
401 Do you have a wine pairing recommendation? 1.4175 0.04463 206 137 52 17
402 Bearnaise I think. Why do you ask? 1.4174 0.04289 218 144 57 17
403 No need to bag it, I'll eat it on the way home. 1.4174 0.04399 230 157 50 23
404 There's a bear in your store talking to you and all you can think about is whether I can pay? 1.4171 0.05207 175 122 33 20
405 Can you just put it in my mouth? 1.4171 0.04638 211 145 44 22
406 Since my inheritance, I no longer need to hunt for fish." 1.4171 0.04589 211 144 46 21
407 Could you wet it for me? Like it’s fresh out of a stream 1.4167 0.04784 180 120 45 15
408 Yes, of course I still want chop-sticks and wasabi with that, what do I look like, an animal? 1.4167 0.04834 216 154 34 28
409 No bag please. Just toss it in the air so I can tell my wife I caught it. 1.4163 0.04358 245 170 48 27
410 Do you carry wrapping paper? It's a gift. 1.4162 0.04988 173 117 40 16
411 I'll just swipe it. 1.4159 0.04776 214 151 37 26
412 When the forest was here this used to be free. 1.4158 0.05175 190 136 29 25
413 Neither paper or plastic. I'll just eat it here. 1.4157 0.04688 178 117 48 13
414 Can I exchange for some berries? I forgot I gave up salmon for Lent. 1.4157 0.05067 166 112 39 15
415 I don’t see you out there hunting and gathering either. 1.4155 0.04418 219 148 51 20
416 This is embarrassing, but my fishing license expired." 1.4155 0.04392 207 137 54 16
417 Denise and Peter are coming over, and they’re always raving about how fresh-caught is better, but who has time for that you know? 1.4152 0.04254 224 149 57 18
418 Have you tried catching fish - with your mouth - in rapid waters? 1.4146 0.04684 205 141 43 21
419 I found a hair in it. 1.4146 0.05325 164 114 32 18
420 My kids won't eat anything with a face. 1.4145 0.04785 193 132 42 19
421 Yeah, I'd like to return it--I thought it smelled a little fishy. 1.4143 0.04651 210 145 43 22
422 Where would I find the capers? 1.4141 0.04586 198 133 48 17
423 When you go check the price on that, walk backwards, slowly. Whatever you do, don’t run. 1.4140 0.04974 186 129 37 20
424 Have YOU tried catching them without opposable thumbs? 1.4136 0.05079 162 109 39 14
425 Could you please throw it up in the air for me. 1.4133 0.04730 196 134 43 19
426 Please remove all tags, I'll pretend I grabbed it myself. 1.4129 0.04253 201 130 59 12
427 Fresh? Let me tell you about fresh. 1.4128 0.05006 172 117 39 16
428 My credit card DOES have a chip, but I'd still prefer to swipe 1.4128 0.05270 172 121 31 20
429 Yes, I'm a bear, and I stand with Ukraine. 1.4128 0.05006 172 117 39 16
430 Uh ... I don't really need a bag. 1.4126 0.04405 206 137 53 16
431 I'm making enough from my podcast that I can afford to just skip the trip to the stream." 1.4118 0.05115 170 117 36 17
432 Can you throw it at me so it feels authentic? 1.4118 0.05047 170 116 38 16
433 Please keep it refrigerated. It’s for my cousin at the Bronx Zoo. 1.4118 0.04379 204 135 54 15
434 You're gonna need a bigger bag. 1.4109 0.04518 202 136 49 17
435 I don't need a bag, I'll eat it on the way home. 1.4109 0.04626 202 138 45 19
436 Do we know if that’s wild-caught? 1.4106 0.04597 207 142 45 20
437 Would you mind descaling it for me? I just got my claws done. 1.4103 0.05134 156 105 38 13
438 No bag, please throw it at me. 1.4103 0.04575 195 131 48 16
439 You can't find fish like this out there anymore. 1.4103 0.05053 156 104 40 12
440 Save the bag. I'm going to eat it now 1.4101 0.04490 217 149 47 21
441 Sorry to ask again, but this was definitely wild-caught? 1.4091 0.04718 176 117 46 13
442 It's okay, I don't need the bag--I want my wife to think I caught it with my bear hands. 1.4091 0.05177 176 124 32 20
443 Don't wrap it up, I'll eat it here. 1.4089 0.04446 203 136 51 16
444 Is it farm raised or wild? I only eat wild. 1.4087 0.04260 230 156 54 20
445 It was my son’s first catch. Can you mount it? 1.4087 0.04728 208 146 39 23
446 Hold on. I forgot the capers. 1.4086 0.04604 186 124 48 14
447 That's okay: save the bag! 1.4083 0.04924 169 114 41 14
448 Normally, I'd just swipe my paw. 1.4083 0.04778 169 112 45 12
449 Where would the seal section be? 1.4083 0.05134 169 117 35 17
450 There’s no bag fee if I just clench it in my teeth, correct? 1.4082 0.04381 196 129 54 13
451 I would like a dozen and I won’t need a bag. 1.4080 0.04476 201 135 50 16
452 Caught wild I hope? 1.4076 0.04480 211 144 48 19
453 It's for my National Geographic photo shoot. 1.4072 0.04703 194 133 43 18
454 It's not the same as freshly caught. 1.4072 0.04817 167 111 44 12
455 Can you make it look like it's been in a tussle? It's a gift. 1.4065 0.04722 214 152 37 25
456 Give a bear a fish, teach a bear to fish? So much easier to just buy it! 1.4061 0.04651 197 135 44 18
457 ...but I can TEACH a man to fish 1.4057 0.05002 175 121 37 17
458 Could we talk about the bear claws that you're selling in aisle 4? 1.4057 0.04591 175 115 49 11
459 Our ancestors used catch these with their bare teeth 1.4051 0.04684 195 134 43 18
460 I didn't see any harbor seals, but can you check in the back? 1.4050 0.04654 200 138 43 19
461 No, I don't have a receipt. 1.4049 0.04412 205 138 51 16
462 Could you add some extra ice? I seem to be running out. 1.4048 0.04593 210 146 43 21
463 Immigration told us since we are native to the area, we are exempt from state and local taxes 1.4044 0.04652 183 123 46 14
464 Hold the chips; I'm on the Paleo Diet. 1.4044 0.04716 183 124 44 15
465 It's for my wife. Do you gift wrap? 1.4044 0.04652 183 123 46 14
466 Skip the bag….. I don’t want Mrs. Bear to know I took the lazy way out today.” 1.4041 0.04775 193 134 40 19
467 I’m someone who can truly appreciate the taste of wild caught. 1.4040 0.04795 198 139 38 21
468 ...and HOW many bags of ice?? 1.4040 0.04808 151 98 45 8
469 Can you make it look like I caught it myself? 1.4039 0.04441 203 137 50 16
470 With my arthritis? No way I'm wading into some freezing river! 1.4037 0.04175 218 145 58 15
471 No need to bag. I’m telling my wife that I caught it myself. 1.4036 0.05266 166 117 31 18
472 In lieu of payment, how about I just agree to not eat you? 1.4035 0.04878 171 116 41 14
473 The L is silent? 1.4033 0.04752 181 123 43 15
474 I'm sorry, I left my wallet in the pants I forgot to put on. 1.4031 0.04375 196 130 53 13
475 I don’t need the bag. I’m going to eat it in my car. 1.4031 0.04375 196 130 53 13
476 You don’t need to put it in a bag. I am going to eat it right away 1.4030 0.04471 201 136 49 16
477 You would be worn out too, if you had to catch them with your hands your entire life. 1.4025 0.05212 159 110 34 15
478 Give me a fish and I'll be hungry tomorrow. Teach me to fish and I won't have to come here every day. 1.4022 0.04696 184 125 44 15
479 Can you filet that, please. Fussy cubs. 1.4012 0.04809 167 112 43 12
480 You know what else bothers my folks? While they hibernate, I go to Florida. 1.4012 0.04924 172 118 39 15
481 I ordered Fish and Chips and don't you dare to say "bear with me" 1.4012 0.05386 172 125 25 22
482 I'd like to return this salmon. It was swimming downstream. 1.4010 0.04846 192 135 37 20
483 Don't bother to wrap it. I going to pretend I caught it. 1.4000 0.04437 210 144 48 18
484 Do you take Polar Express? 1.4000 0.05262 180 131 26 23
485 Don't bother wrapping it -- I'll just eat it right here. 1.4000 0.04649 190 130 44 16
486 So this is between you and me, right? The wife doesn’t need to know… 1.4000 0.04860 200 143 34 23
487 You can leave it out of the bag. I’m gonna eat it on the way home. 1.4000 0.04702 200 140 40 20
488 It’s still a catch if you buy it at half price, right? 1.3990 0.04399 198 133 51 14
489 I hate to be fussy but is this locally caught? 1.3989 0.04682 188 129 43 16
490 Yes,I'll donate 3 dollars to save the polar ice caps. 1.3989 0.04669 178 120 45 13
491 It’s my emotional support fish. 1.3988 0.04901 173 119 39 15
492 Can I get that with fry's? 1.3988 0.04787 168 113 43 12
493 I really prefer wild-caught over farm-raised. 1.3983 0.04281 231 160 50 21
494 Oddly enough, I prefer farm raised. 1.3981 0.04443 206 141 48 17
495 I recently lost a friend to plastic, let's go with paper. 1.3978 0.04898 186 131 36 19
496 Would you suggest a Chablis or a Chardonnay with this? 1.3974 0.05356 156 110 30 16
497 You swear it's not farm grown? 1.3966 0.04511 179 119 49 11
498 No, no, for here 1.3966 0.04781 179 123 41 15
499 No, really. It's for a friend. 1.3966 0.04740 174 118 43 13
500 We have supply chain issues up North. 1.3963 0.05162 164 115 33 16
501 Is it Alaskan? 1.3963 0.04428 217 151 46 20
502 It’s a meal for two – I’m bi-polar 1.3962 0.05573 159 116 23 20
503 Before you gift wrap can I add add some teeth marks? 1.3961 0.05246 154 107 33 14
504 I generally just catch and release. 1.3960 0.04503 202 139 46 17
505 Is it non-GMO and sustainably caught? 1.3959 0.04527 197 135 46 16
506 You know, climate change. 1.3958 0.05142 144 97 37 10
507 I get that all the time. The Klondike Bar model was actually my father. 1.3955 0.05203 177 128 28 21
508 Declined? Again? Something is fishy. 1.3953 0.04917 172 119 38 15
509 Can I exchange this for one that's still flopping? 1.3946 0.05147 185 135 27 23
510 Was this line caught, or plucked out of the air while trying to complete its only purpose in life? 1.3946 0.04854 185 130 37 18
511 Actually, I don’t need a bag; I’ll be eating both of you right here. 1.3943 0.05308 175 128 25 22
512 No bag… Just toss it in the air. I’ll eat it here. 1.3943 0.04648 175 118 45 12
513 Do you deliver to the Artic Circle area? 1.3941 0.04814 170 116 41 13
514 What I wouldn't do for a Klondike bar. 1.3941 0.05230 170 122 29 19
515 Locally sourced, fresh caught, never farmed- so do we have a deal” 1.3941 0.04668 170 114 45 11
516 Some feedback: I was frankly appalled by a certain item name in your pastry section. 1.3938 0.05544 160 117 23 20
517 I'll save the 10 cents. Just put it in my mouth. 1.3936 0.04426 188 126 50 12
518 The stream was all out again! 1.3933 0.04991 178 126 34 18
519 Is this local and sustainable? 1.3929 0.04481 196 134 47 15
520 Do you haves something in a larger size? 1.3929 0.04627 168 112 46 10
521 Can I exchange this for one of those beer belly camo guys in the gun section? 1.3927 0.05131 191 141 25 25
522 I hope I can count on your discretion. 1.3919 0.05561 148 106 26 16
523 Don't bother, I'll eat it here. 1.3918 0.05003 171 120 35 16
524 Keep the bag, I'll be eating it here. 1.3916 0.04663 166 111 45 10
525 Wild-caught IS better, but who has the time? 1.3910 0.05500 156 113 25 18
526 Please don't tell the rest of the den. They think I'm down at the river. 1.3908 0.04733 174 119 42 13
527 yes, wild-caught 1.3907 0.04201 215 146 54 15
528 Would you mind tossing it up in the air for me? 1.3904 0.05615 146 105 25 16
529 I got tired of posing for pictures down by the river. 1.3904 0.04992 146 98 39 9
530 Or if you prefer I can use a credit card. 1.3902 0.06069 123 88 22 13
531 You might want a little cleanup on aisle 9. 1.3899 0.05040 159 110 36 13
532 No bag. I'll be eating it right away. 1.3897 0.05131 136 91 37 8
533 I asked for a combo meal. 1.3896 0.05155 154 107 34 13
534 I prefer to purchase my fish locally sourced. 1.3895 0.04697 172 117 43 12
535 Can I get a bag of ice for that? I'm running low. 1.3893 0.05363 149 105 30 14
536 Save the bag, sweetie. It will be gone before I get to my car. 1.3892 0.04847 185 131 36 18
537 My kids can’t know how these are actually caught. 1.3892 0.04403 185 124 50 11
538 I usually catch my own, but I just got my nails done and a blow out. 1.3889 0.04973 162 112 37 13
539 If anyone asks, I caught him in the rapids..... 1.3886 0.04813 193 138 35 20
540 I usually eat seal meat, but not on Fridays. 1.3886 0.04916 175 123 36 16
541 Do you know if it was farm-raised or wild-caught? 1.3886 0.04569 175 118 46 11
542 I am returning this because it turns out that I am allergic to mercury. 1.3879 0.04597 165 110 46 9
543 Do you accept bearcoin? 1.3875 0.04936 160 110 38 12
544 Do you have any with the teeth marks,so I can say I caught it? 1.3871 0.05046 155 107 36 12
545 My wife thinks that I’m setting a bad example for our kids. 1.3871 0.05806 124 87 26 11
546 Wild caught, Farmed ; I can't tell the difference . 1.3869 0.05102 137 92 37 8
547 It's not leaping from a river, but with some lemon and a glass of vouvray it'll do. 1.3869 0.05698 137 98 25 14
548 Thanks for not doing that old "Buy Polar" joke. 1.3864 0.05756 132 94 25 13
549 I think "wild caught" is SO overrated. 1.3861 0.04380 202 139 48 15
550 I could give you money, or I could just not rip your arms off. 1.3861 0.05515 158 116 23 19
551 Do I look like I brought my own bag? 1.3859 0.04862 184 131 35 18
552 This is so much easier than standing in a freezing stream for hours. 1.3858 0.05482 127 87 31 9
553 I'd like to trade it in for a "wild-caught" 1.3854 0.04828 192 138 34 20
554 Do you gift wrap ? It's a post-hibernation present. 1.3854 0.04537 192 133 44 15
555 Now can I renew my library card? 1.3851 0.05551 148 107 25 16
556 Wow, 10 cents for a bag?! Never mind, I'll just eat it here. 1.3851 0.04931 174 123 35 16
557 No need for a bag. 1.3846 0.04579 182 125 44 13
558 I'll just have it "to go" 1.3846 0.04894 169 118 37 14
559 I need the bag as well, because my other half is a goat. 1.3846 0.05566 156 115 22 19
560 Sure I could do it myself, but who has the time? 1.3846 0.04163 182 119 56 7
561 Out of cedar planks again? 1.3846 0.04837 182 129 36 17
562 They’ll never know it wasn’t actually wild caught. 1.3842 0.04668 177 122 42 13
563 I don't want seem picky, but is it wild caught? 1.3838 0.04779 185 131 37 17
564 No bag necessary, just toss it in the air, we'll pretend I'm in the river 1.3838 0.04591 185 128 43 14
565 Oh, I don't need a bag for that. 1.3831 0.04805 154 104 41 9
566 Can we keep this just between you and me? 1.3831 0.04978 154 106 37 11
567 The other bears have been switching to meal subscription services, but there's something so primal and wild about sourcing the food yourself, you know? 1.3830 0.05573 141 101 26 14
568 Much better selection here than your downstream location. 1.3828 0.04635 209 151 36 22
569 My cubs will only eat store bought! 1.3825 0.04624 183 127 42 14
570 Keep the bag, it should seem like I caught it myself. 1.3818 0.04974 165 116 35 14
571 They delivered coho. I ordered chinook. 1.3817 0.04634 186 130 41 15
572 Do you accept Polar Express? 1.3817 0.05574 131 92 28 11
573 We actually stop fishing when we retire. 1.3816 0.05107 152 106 34 12
574 I'm trying to eat less red meat. 1.3815 0.04809 173 121 38 14
575 That's Farm to Table, right? 1.3814 0.04439 194 134 46 14
576 It’s a comfort fish. 1.3813 0.05006 160 112 35 13
577 It's for hibernation, so add forty more to the order. 1.3810 0.04610 168 114 44 10
578 I just like the store-bought kind... 1.3810 0.04909 168 118 36 14
579 5 cents for a bag? I'm shopping at the river from now on. 1.3810 0.04909 168 118 36 14
580 And it's still considered 'wild caught' ? 1.3806 0.05036 155 108 35 12
581 Just a little wasabi on the side, please. 1.3800 0.05153 150 105 33 12
582 Hand it over slowly and nobody gets hurt. 1.3797 0.04797 187 134 35 18
583 Just the bear necessities today. 1.3796 0.05687 137 99 24 14
584 No bag. I'll just carry it out in my teeth. 1.3793 0.04426 174 117 48 9
585 Actually it's a gift. Could you please wrap this up? 1.3793 0.04701 145 96 43 6
586 No bag, you can just place it in my mouth. 1.3789 0.04438 190 131 46 13
587 Please remove the head and fillet it for me, and oh, add a lemon please! 1.3785 0.04728 177 124 39 14
588 It’s not like I couldn’t catch one in mid-air down at the river -I’m just as fierce and flesh-eating as the next guy - but hey, really, nowadays who’s got the time? 1.3782 0.05010 156 109 35 12
589 Where's my chips? 1.3782 0.05092 156 110 33 13
590 It's our 10th anniversary...thats fish ... right? 1.3782 0.05172 156 111 31 14
591 I don't need that. These days salmon come with their own plastic bag inside. 1.3780 0.05210 164 119 28 17
592 No, that's all I want - the bear necessities. 1.3776 0.04854 196 144 30 22
593 They say I should catch them myself, but who has time for that. 1.3775 0.04768 151 102 41 8
594 Please don't tell my wife we get farm-raised. 1.3774 0.04942 159 111 36 12
595 Just a plastic fork and some napkins. I'll eat in the car. 1.3770 0.04602 191 135 40 16
596 I thought she told me to change the lox 1.3767 0.05156 146 102 33 11
597 Hibernation’s no joke. 1.3766 0.05136 154 109 32 13
598 Do you have same day delivery? 1.3765 0.04798 162 112 39 11
599 There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but this is much more convenient. 1.3759 0.04986 141 96 37 8
600 On second thought,you smell even better! 1.3758 0.05510 149 109 24 16
601 It just tastes so much better than what I can catch in my neck of the woods… 1.3758 0.04984 157 110 35 12
602 Is there some reason bear food costs more than dog food? 1.3758 0.04965 165 117 34 14
603 Finally, I've looked absolutely everywhere for wild caught. 1.3758 0.04965 165 117 34 14
604 For here, please. No bag, just a quick flip in the air will be fine. 1.3750 0.05203 144 101 32 11
605 I'd like to send it C.O.D. 1.3750 0.05151 160 115 30 15
606 There’s just something better about store-bought. 1.3750 0.04815 144 97 40 7
607 I’m not going to eat it. I want it mounted over the mantle. 1.3743 0.04909 171 122 34 15
608 And two poppyseed bagels, please. 1.3742 0.05006 163 116 33 14
609 Could you please gut it as well? I'm squeamish. 1.3742 0.04930 163 115 35 13
610 All the questions about what I do in the woods got me questioning how I do a lot of things. 1.3742 0.05081 163 117 31 15
611 Think sushi. 1.3741 0.05036 147 102 35 10
612 Why, yes, I do. In the woods. 1.3741 0.05710 139 102 22 15
613 You can leave the honey and toilet paper in the bag, but I'm going to eat the fish now. 1.3734 0.05038 158 112 33 13
614 Oh, No Need to Bag It...I'll Just Eat It Now. 1.3734 0.04876 158 110 37 11
615 I’d also like a bagel and cream cheese. 1.3734 0.05273 158 115 27 16
616 I usually get it myself but I'm trying to support local. 1.3734 0.04707 158 108 41 9
617 That's not farm-raised, right? 1.3733 0.04874 150 103 38 9
618 Do you mind if I bite it first so my wife won't get suspicious? 1.3732 0.05156 142 99 33 10
619 Don't juge me, it's too cold outside today. 1.3727 0.04812 161 112 38 11
620 Could you please wrap it in yesterday's newspaper? It gives it that certain je ne sais quoi. 1.3727 0.05048 161 115 32 14
621 I'm returning it because it smells. 1.3724 0.05265 145 103 30 12
622 I never really had to think about climate change and supply chains before last year. 1.3724 0.05356 145 104 28 13
623 Is it ethically sourced? 1.3721 0.05052 129 87 36 6
624 ...and your finest white wine. 1.3720 0.04828 164 115 37 12
625 Thank you but I won't need a bag 1.3718 0.04999 156 110 34 12
626 Can you giftwrap it, please? 1.3716 0.05188 148 105 31 12
627 I ordered the rainbow, but this is clearly sockeye.” 1.3713 0.04690 167 116 40 11
628 Thanks, but this doesn't make up for the ice caps 1.3710 0.05306 124 85 32 7
629 Look, I gave it a try––Impossible Salmon just isn't for everyone. 1.3708 0.04765 178 127 36 15
630 Could you wrap it please? It's a gift. 1.3706 0.05221 143 101 31 11
631 Can't wait to stop working from home. 1.3704 0.05335 135 95 30 10
632 I trust that's sustainably sourced. 1.3704 0.05734 135 99 22 14
633 I have to return these, my wife said 'slippers' not 'kippers' 1.3701 0.05042 154 109 33 12
634 I ate two more in the store 1.3699 0.05669 146 109 20 17
635 When my son said he wanted COD for his birthday, he meant the video game Call Of Duty 1.3697 0.05102 165 120 29 16
636 Are you sure that's wild-caught? 'Cause I can tell, you know. 1.3694 0.05855 111 78 25 8
637 I think we have your account here sir. But are you Mr. Brown,Mr. Black,Mr. Grizzly,or Mr. Polar. 1.3694 0.05568 111 76 29 6
638 Do you think it’s big enough to feed three bears and a little girl? 1.3690 0.04818 168 119 36 13
639 Scale, fillet and debone please. 1.3684 0.04684 171 120 39 12
640 Goldilocks wants fish for dinner tonight so here I am. 1.3684 0.05594 133 96 25 12
641 I love supporting local business. 1.3684 0.04731 152 104 40 8
642 I was a hunter but now I'm a gatherer. 1.3684 0.05609 114 79 28 7
643 Can we just pretend I caught it? 1.3681 0.04996 163 117 32 14
644 Now you’re sure this is wild caught North Atlantic Salmon? I asked for Alaskan but they said they only had farm raised. 1.3677 0.04845 155 108 37 10
645 Do you have any wasabi? 1.3673 0.04835 147 101 38 8
646 At these prices, I could've just gone to the Yukon myself! 1.3673 0.05382 147 107 26 14
647 It smells fishy, so I am returning it. 1.3672 0.04845 177 128 33 16
648 And a bottle of water. 1.3671 0.05028 158 113 32 13
649 The sign said, "wild caught", but I don't see any claw or tooth marks. 1.3667 0.05667 120 85 26 9
650 But I ordered a salmon! 1.3663 0.04734 172 122 37 13
651 Is it possible to have that gift wrapped? 1.3662 0.05334 142 102 28 12
652 They’ll never guess it’s store bought. 1.3662 0.05143 142 100 32 10
653 I think I'm going to take it easy this season 1.3661 0.04534 183 129 41 13
654 I thought MediBear covers dietary supplements 1.3660 0.05143 153 110 30 13
655 Can I pay you later? I'm seasonal. 1.3659 0.05045 164 119 30 15
656 I just wanted to confirm that this is wild Alaskan salmon, and not farm raised. 1.3655 0.04875 145 100 37 8
657 I don't need a bag--just stick in my mouth 1.3655 0.05068 145 102 33 10
658 That's all right, I'll carry it in my mouth. 1.3655 0.05254 145 104 29 12
659 But I LIKE it rare! 1.3653 0.04680 167 117 39 11
660 I miss the old supply chain. 1.3652 0.04689 178 127 37 14
661 Could you throw some water on me so my wife thinks I caught it? 1.3651 0.05475 126 89 28 9
662 I forgot to get my license. 1.3651 0.05475 126 89 28 9
663 Are you sure it isn’t farmed? 1.3651 0.05475 126 89 28 9
664 I don't need a bag. I'm just going to tear into it as soon as I get in the car. 1.3650 0.04955 137 94 36 7
665 Do you have a catch and return policy? 1.3649 0.04903 148 103 36 9
666 NO, that's okay. I'll just eviscerate it right here. 1.3648 0.04921 159 113 34 12
667 Now is the honey on sale too...? 1.3648 0.04921 159 113 34 12
668 Could you filet it for me? I really hate those little bones. 1.3648 0.05235 159 117 26 16
669 I'm assuming that's wild-caught. 1.3647 0.04914 170 123 32 15
670 Please charge me for the sixty I ate while I was shopping. 1.3642 0.05015 151 107 33 11
671 It's caught wild- right? Can't stand that "farm raised" stuff. 1.3636 0.04917 143 99 36 8
672 No chips? 1.3636 0.05616 132 96 24 12
673 I could not find the seal. 1.3636 0.05718 132 97 22 13
674 No bag please. Help save the planet. Just put it in my mouth. 1.3631 0.05281 157 116 25 16
675 It smelled fishy. 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
676 And if my wife asks, I got this at the stream. 1.3630 0.05313 146 106 27 13
677 i don’t know who it was, but somebody made a huge mess in the honey aisle 1.3630 0.05624 135 99 23 13
678 How fresh is fresh? 1.3630 0.05216 135 95 31 9
679 We're going to have to agree to disagree that this is "wild-caught". 1.3623 0.05339 138 99 28 11
680 Has anyone ever asked if you do your business in the woods? 1.3623 0.05533 138 101 24 13
681 No bag necessary. I’m going to eat it on the way home. 1.3621 0.04689 174 124 37 13
682 I actually don't need a bag. 1.3621 0.04760 174 125 35 14
683 No bag, thanks. I thought I'd eat both of you here. 1.3620 0.05281 163 122 23 18
684 I like my fish how I like my men, wild caught. 1.3617 0.04959 141 98 35 8
685 Could you please toss him up into the air for me instead? 1.3616 0.04633 177 126 38 13
686 My usual place is having restocking problems. 1.3615 0.05675 130 95 23 12
687 No seals ? 1.3614 0.04994 166 121 30 15
688 This is hay fever season so I'm avoiding the outdoors. 1.3613 0.05087 155 112 30 13
689 Climate Change? What has that got to do with the price of fish? 1.3611 0.04987 144 101 34 9
690 Is that farmed or wild-caught? 1.3609 0.05682 133 98 22 13
691 No bag. If you toss the fish in the air I’ll eat it right here. 1.3608 0.04770 158 111 37 10
692 I ordered Nova, not smoked. 1.3605 0.04652 172 122 38 12
693 You can't get them where I'm from anymore. 1.3604 0.04360 197 140 43 14
694 I believe I asked for butter and dill, on the side. 1.3604 0.05836 111 79 24 8
695 Can you recommend a nice bag of garbage to go with that? 1.3603 0.05078 136 95 33 8
696 Don’t worry, that’s just my stomach growling. 1.3603 0.05490 136 99 25 12
697 I can't taste the difference between farm raised and wild caught 1.3602 0.04206 186 128 49 9
698 I’m retired. 1.3600 0.05725 125 91 23 11
699 Worst advice ever? "Just go with the floe, dude!" 1.3600 0.05495 125 89 27 9
700 Can I get a plastic bag? I have to swim home... 1.3597 0.05003 139 97 34 8
701 Could you bag this please? I'd hate for some wilderness magazine to take my picture again during lunch. 1.3592 0.06148 103 74 21 8
702 Don’t wrap it up. I want the boys to think I caught it myself. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
703 Do me a favor. Throw it at me so I can tell my wife I caught it. 1.3590 0.04893 156 111 34 11
704 What good is it if there's a cream-cheese shortage? 1.3588 0.05091 131 91 33 7
705 But does it pair better with a chardonnay or a chenin blanc? 1.3586 0.05421 145 107 24 14
706 It’s part of this new raw keto thing I’ve been doing. 1.3586 0.05241 145 105 28 12
707 Can we just keep this between us? 1.3585 0.04910 159 114 33 12
708 Oh, I won't be needing the bag. 1.3583 0.05650 120 86 25 9
709 Last week you were out. Had to get porridge. What a nightmare that was! 1.3583 0.05650 120 86 25 9
710 Supply chain problems. 1.3582 0.05443 134 97 26 11
711 Just the bear essentials today. 1.3581 0.05425 148 110 23 15
712 Can you put From Your Favorite Bear on the card 1.3581 0.05074 148 106 31 11
713 No need for the bag. I'm gonna eat that in the car on the drive home. 1.3580 0.04845 162 116 34 12
714 It is catch and release where I come from! 1.3580 0.04574 176 125 39 12
715 You can leave that out. That's for the ride home. 1.3578 0.05456 109 75 29 5
716 No bag, I'll be dining in. 1.3578 0.05610 109 76 27 6
717 Don't tell the family but I love farm salmon!" 1.3577 0.05431 123 87 28 8
718 I’ll take that to go. 1.3577 0.05256 137 98 29 10
719 . . . and three onion bagels, some chives and a pound of cream cheese. 1.3576 0.05083 165 122 27 16
720 I prefer free-range, but this is just so convenient. 1.3571 0.04974 140 98 34 8
721 This fish is dead. 1.3566 0.05289 143 104 27 12
722 Actually I wanted all fifty of them. 1.3566 0.05100 143 102 31 10
723 Are you sure this is farm raised? My cubs are allergic to the wild stuff. 1.3566 0.05002 143 101 33 9
724 Don’t tell National Geographic! 1.3566 0.05369 129 92 28 9
725 Can you rough it up a bit so she thinks I caught it in the river? 1.3566 0.05697 129 95 22 12
726 For old times sake, could you pack it in ice? 1.3562 0.04736 146 101 38 7
727 At least you’ve stopped using plastic. 1.3558 0.04410 163 112 44 7
728 Instead of bagging it, can you just toss it at my open mouth? 1.3558 0.05784 104 73 25 6
729 I was on my way down to the river when I saw you had a sale on so I thought: Hell, why not? 1.3556 0.05306 135 97 28 10
730 My regular spawning stream has gone dry. Hey, you got grubs and berries? 1.3554 0.05487 121 86 27 8
731 And pack him in lots of ice; we could really use the ice. 1.3554 0.05487 121 86 27 8
732 Can I have some ice with that? 1.3554 0.05230 121 84 31 6
733 What the fuck is 'white fish?' 1.3553 0.05231 152 112 26 14
734 You know our routine. Toss it to me first! 1.3551 0.04911 138 96 35 7
735 Wild caught, not farm raised and never frozen, right? 1.3534 0.06030 116 86 19 11
736 If my cubs come by, tell them I caught it myself. 1.3534 0.05511 116 82 27 7
737 Charge it to the World Wildlife Fund. 1.3533 0.05193 150 110 27 13
738 No bag--I'll eat it on the way home. 1.3533 0.04928 150 107 33 10
739 Can you believe I've been wading into streams for all this time? 1.3533 0.04811 167 121 33 13
740 Supply chain issues are hurting me too. 1.3533 0.04885 167 122 31 14
741 Kosher? 1.3529 0.05415 119 84 28 7
742 No need for the bag. Just put it in my mouth. 1.3525 0.05092 139 99 31 9
743 Could you throw it and shout Coho like they do in Seattle? 1.3525 0.05764 139 106 17 16
744 Lent. Am I right? 1.3525 0.05580 139 104 21 14
745 Oh, I won’t be needing a bag. 1.3525 0.04988 139 98 33 8
746 Oh wait,I have a coupon for that. 1.3525 0.04988 139 98 33 8
747 Oh, and I’ll need 150 million bags of ice. 1.3525 0.06039 122 92 17 13
748 Farm-raised is just easier now that I’m teleworking. 1.3522 0.05136 159 118 26 15
749 Cash or card? How about I don't maul you instead? 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
750 And 100 pounds of whale blubber... 1.3519 0.04754 162 116 35 11
751 Are you sure that's not a red herring? 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
752 I’d like to exchange this for a larger size. 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
753 And I'm getting a couple hundred pounds of ice from the cooler outside. 1.3514 0.05673 111 79 25 7
754 I couldn't find the fresh dill sauce you usually carry. Supply chain problems? 1.3514 0.05673 111 79 25 7
755 You’re telling me this salmon spawned on a farm? 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
756 Doesn't scan huh? Ha Ha guess it's free. Laugh or I'll maul you. 1.3511 0.05623 131 97 22 12
757 How can I tell that it is really "wild caught", it looks "farm raised"? 1.3510 0.04717 151 106 37 8
758 I didn’t think I’d like it, but now I can’t stop eating tilapia! 1.3510 0.04810 151 107 35 9
759 Can I get that with a side of nachos? 1.3509 0.05135 114 78 32 4
760 Its an in-flight snack 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
761 Do you deliver during the hibernation period? 1.3506 0.05007 154 112 30 12
762 Do you offer discounts for repeat customers? 1.3504 0.05138 137 98 30 9
763 Would you mind savagely dismembering it for me? 1.3500 0.05111 120 83 32 5
764 I would’ve caught it myself, but I just got a manicure.” 1.3500 0.06723 100 76 13 11
765 I may have taken several samples out of Barry in Produce. 1.3500 0.05357 140 103 25 12
766 No I'm sorry, I don't have the receipt 1.3496 0.05413 123 88 27 8
767 It’s not frozen, right? 1.3494 0.04429 166 116 42 8
768 Do you suggest pan sear or ripping it apart? 1.3492 0.05203 126 89 30 7
769 Paper, please. I'll get plenty of plastic with the fish. 1.3491 0.06001 106 77 21 8
770 Don’t suppose you stock any ice, do ya? Could do with some of that back home. 1.3490 0.05033 149 108 30 11
771 Yeah! I'm the one who shits in the woods!!! 1.3488 0.05238 129 92 29 8
772 …And a bag of everything bagels and a tub of cream cheese and I’ll be on my way. 1.3487 0.05219 152 113 25 14
773 The spouse'll never guess. 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
774 Fishin ain't what it used to be. 1.3485 0.05482 132 97 24 11
775 No thanks, just toss it into the air. 1.3484 0.05145 155 115 26 14
776 The Health Department closed the stream down by my cave. 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
777 Save the bag. I’m eating here. 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
778 Was it going up or down stream? 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
779 The Mrs. and I are headed upstream. 1.3478 0.05209 138 100 28 10
780 Save the bag, please. I'm going to eat that right now. 1.3478 0.05390 115 81 28 6
781 Wild caught or farmed, I don’t care. I’m a god damned bear . 1.3478 0.05409 138 102 24 12
782 How much is that salmon? I’ve only been in hibernation for 4 months!! 1.3478 0.05247 115 80 30 5
783 What aisle is the honey? 1.3475 0.05565 118 85 25 8
784 Can I speak to your forager? 1.3475 0.05433 118 84 27 7
785 I may be retired, but I'm still hungry. 1.3473 0.04647 167 120 36 11
786 You're sure that was claw caught? 1.3473 0.04799 167 122 32 13
787 No need to waste a bag. 1.3472 0.05056 144 104 30 10
788 Can I claw it first? I'm trying to impress her. 1.3472 0.04860 144 102 34 8
789 Could you bag that separate from the seal cutlets? 1.3469 0.06503 98 73 16 9
790 No bag. Just throw it up into the air. 1.3467 0.04914 150 108 32 10
791 I usually get salmon, but the cod was on special. 1.3465 0.06042 101 73 21 7
792 Don't tell anyone. 1.3465 0.06204 101 74 19 8
793 Listen...lets keep this a secret. 1.3465 0.05405 127 92 26 9
794 He's just insufferable..all he talks about is the Steak Diane he made at last year's camping trip! So, I'm shutting him up this year and making Trout Almondine. 1.3462 0.04868 156 113 31 11
795 I hear this is a bear market. 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
796 Will you waive the 5-cent bag fee if I refrain from ripping off your head? 1.3462 0.05537 130 96 23 11
797 You call 1,000 miles local? 1.3462 0.05537 130 96 23 11
798 Now you get in the bag. 1.3459 0.05752 133 101 18 14
799 With salmon I favor a Chardonnay, for its buttery mouthfeel. Why do you ask? 1.3459 0.05234 133 96 28 9
800 So, how long has Buy Polar been open? 1.3459 0.04779 133 92 36 5
801 I finally figured out how to survive climate change 1.3459 0.05124 133 95 30 8
802 My doctor says I need more Omega-3 in my diet. 1.3459 0.04896 133 93 34 6
803 A gift, but not all bears care for fish. 1.3456 0.05046 136 97 31 8
804 I don’t need a bag. I’m going to eat it right now . 1.3456 0.05046 136 97 31 8
805 I wanted Sockeye. This is Coho. 1.3448 0.04930 145 104 32 9
806 You think you could take a picture of me down by that stream? 1.3445 0.05778 119 88 21 10
807 No, that's 'for here.' 1.3444 0.04608 151 106 38 7
808 Do you know if this is sushi grade salmon? 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
809 Don’t waste the bag; just throw the fish in the air and I’ll take care of the rest. 1.3442 0.04994 154 113 29 12
810 The ones in the river are protected 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
811 May I have chips with that? 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
812 Wild salmon is too much work. 1.3436 0.04875 163 120 30 13
813 Your safe. It’s fish Friday. 1.3433 0.05412 134 99 24 11
814 Would you mind unscrewing the little soy sauce fish lids for me? 1.3433 0.05308 134 98 26 10
815 What do people have against bear markets? 1.3431 0.04908 137 97 33 7
816 But your seafood department says that Coho's worth $22 a pound. 1.3427 0.05167 143 105 27 11
817 Is there a near-extinction discount? 1.3426 0.05759 108 78 23 7
818 I know you said it is fresh, but is it organic? 1.3426 0.05759 108 78 23 7
819 What kind of wine would you suggest to go with this fish? 1.3426 0.05759 108 78 23 7
820 When do you expect to have sea lions in stock again? 1.3426 0.06193 108 81 17 10
821 Was it sustainably caught? 1.3423 0.05283 149 112 23 14
822 Why don't you just give it to me? 1.3421 0.05687 114 83 23 8
823 It's so much easier than swimming upstream with them. 1.3421 0.05687 114 83 23 8
824 Is it fresh? Wild Caught? Do you know the Mercury levels? 1.3421 0.05548 114 82 25 7
825 No thanks, that would be too embarrassing – I’ll just take it home in my mouth. 1.3421 0.05822 114 84 21 9
826 I'm on a diet. 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
827 Can I pay with not mauling anyone? 1.3419 0.05842 117 87 20 10
828 Can you just toss it my way? 1.3417 0.05225 120 85 29 6
829 Actually, I usually just take it home in my mouth. 1.3415 0.05269 123 88 28 7
830 And you're sure that's wild caught? 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
831 Is that sustainably sourced? 1.3412 0.04728 170 125 32 13
832 12 cents for a bag? Nevermind...I'll eat it here. 1.3409 0.05774 132 101 17 14
833 I've got this foster daughter Goldilocks and she will only eat fish that is just right. 1.3409 0.05250 132 96 27 9
834 Do you happen to know if this fish is ethically sourced? 1.3409 0.05359 132 97 25 10
835 Don't judge, I suffer from Aquaphobia. 1.3409 0.05139 132 95 29 8
836 If anyone asks, you never saw me here, OK? 1.3406 0.04878 138 98 33 7
837 This is past its expiration date. 1.3406 0.05393 138 103 23 12
838 Forgot to ask: Is it wild-caught? 1.3401 0.05243 147 110 24 13
839 ``Look at this belly. And then tell me if I need a bag.'' 1.3401 0.05243 147 110 24 13
840 I'll just eat it right here...I hate that fish smell in the car. 1.3401 0.04679 147 104 36 7
841 Could you also ring-up 3,000 bags of ice? 1.3396 0.05034 159 119 26 14
842 I don’t need a bag. Just a napkin. 1.3394 0.05861 109 80 21 8
843 No need to wrap it. I’ll be devouring it here. 1.3394 0.04748 165 121 32 12
844 Put the fish in my paw and the cash in the bag. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
845 I only eat fish on Fridays, and on all the other days. 1.3388 0.05321 121 87 27 7
846 I’m quite a modest shopper; I only buy the bear necessities. 1.3388 0.05816 121 91 19 11
847 No, I'll just eat it here. My home melted. 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
848 In the woods and sometimes in aisle five. 1.3386 0.05502 127 94 23 10
849 Do I really look like the "Dine In" type to you? 1.3385 0.05411 130 96 24 10
850 Look, I know it's highly entertaining, but I don't want to catch it in my mouth. 1.3385 0.05411 130 96 24 10
851 Oh no, I think I shed my frequent shopper card with my winter coat. 1.3383 0.05106 133 96 29 8
852 Is there enough on the gift card for a dry Riesling? 1.3383 0.05106 133 96 29 8
853 Right, no carry-on snacks. He's my ticket to a three-seats-alone trifecta. 1.3381 0.04956 139 100 31 8
854 *Can you do lay away for hibernation? " 1.3381 0.05456 139 105 21 13
855 I know that farmed is cheaper, but we only eat wild Salmon 1.3381 0.05360 139 104 23 12
856 Hand it over quietly and nobody gets hurt. 1.3380 0.05182 142 105 26 11
857 I'd catch them wild myself- but that cold water just wrecks my nails! 1.3380 0.04568 142 99 38 5
858 I don't need it bagged. I'll eat it on the ride home. 1.3378 0.05033 148 109 28 11
859 What does "to go" mean? 1.3377 0.04980 154 114 28 12
860 ...and where might this so-called 'salmon farm' be, exactly? 1.3377 0.05148 154 116 24 14
861 I was expecting it to be filleted. 1.3376 0.04743 157 114 33 10
862 You don't need to bag it, I’m going to eat you first.” 1.3375 0.04847 160 118 30 12
863 Are you, too, running out of ice? 1.3368 0.05913 95 68 22 5
864 You keep the fish, can I go through your garbage 1.3368 0.06099 95 69 20 6
865 Don't bother bagging it. 1.3365 0.05569 104 74 25 5
866 Between you and me I usually get my fish fresher than this. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
867 Do you mind throwing it in the trash first? 1.3364 0.05625 107 77 24 6
868 It's my cheat day. 1.3364 0.06096 110 83 17 10
869 Did you just call me Smokey? 1.3362 0.05468 116 84 25 7
870 I won’t need a bag, if you could just throw it toward my mouth for me. 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
871 Do you do price matching? 1.3361 0.06000 119 91 16 12
872 Do you have one that's still flapping around a bit? It's part of the whole dining "experience" 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
873 If you pack it, will it be still organic? 1.3361 0.05374 119 86 26 7
874 The catch-by date is expired. 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
875 I don't suppose you'd know where I could get some tartare sauce? 1.3359 0.04995 128 91 31 6
876 Does it look Like I need a bag? 1.3359 0.04995 128 91 31 6
877 Can I get a side of baby seal with that? 1.3359 0.05484 131 98 22 11
878 I'm trying to eat out less." 1.3358 0.05074 134 97 29 8
879 Would you pair that with red or white? 1.3358 0.04890 137 98 32 7
880 Do you have a bigger fish .... I told my wife I've gone fishing. 1.3358 0.04665 137 96 36 5
881 I would think again before you charge me for that bag 1.3358 0.05701 137 106 16 15
882 I was told there was a global warming discount? 1.3357 0.05230 140 104 25 11
883 I gave up mauling humans for Lent. 1.3357 0.05130 140 103 27 10
884 So you said 30 minutes at 350 degrees right? 1.3357 0.04821 140 100 33 7
885 Can you gift wrap it please. Its for a friend. 1.3357 0.05246 143 107 24 12
886 I know most people just buy the fillets, but the head is really the best part. 1.3356 0.04789 146 105 33 8
887 Your lucky day. Giving up warm-blooded mammals for Lent! 1.3333 0.05389 141 107 21 13
888 Is this fish ethically sourced? 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
889 Well, I have stopped fishing in troubled waters. 1.3333 0.06365 93 69 17 7
890 Can you pack this so it looks like I just grabbed it from the river? 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
891 Do I want to “round up” to combat climate change? Yes 1.3333 0.05285 126 92 26 8
892 That's what you human's call,"bagging a fish". 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 7
893 You can save the bag. I'll just eat it now. 1.3333 0.05164 126 91 28 7
894 The online description said halibut, but it's clearly cod. 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
895 It's Lent. I don't eat seal on Fridays. 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
896 This is so much easier than trying to bag one in the river". 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
897 He wasn't farm raised, right? 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
898 If my wife calls, I'm not here. 1.3333 0.05291 117 84 27 6
899 Frankly, catching salmon in frigid cold waters isn't all it's cracked up to be. I prefer farm raised. 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
900 They used to be free you know. 1.3333 0.04792 150 109 32 9
901 And you’re sure it’s wild caught? 1.3314 0.04339 169 121 40 8
902 No bag, thank you. Just toss it in the air… 1.3311 0.05208 151 115 22 14
903 What I love about this city is being able to get a great meal at any hour when I can't hibernate. 1.3310 0.04764 142 102 33 7
904 Hi, listen, if anyone comes in asking, I caught this with my own bare paws and then had you wrap it up for me. 1.3309 0.04831 139 100 32 7
905 I'm having friends over for dinner and I just don't have time to catch the Salmon myself. 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
906 No bag. Just going to eat it in the car. 1.3308 0.04975 133 96 30 7
907 I'll take two pounds, I'm in between fat and skinny season. 1.3308 0.05307 133 99 24 10
908 Never mind the bag. Just stand back and throw it to me. 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
909 No,I don't have your loyalty club app. I'm a bear. 1.3307 0.05368 127 94 24 9
910 It's, uh, for a friend. 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
911 I want to be sure this is wild caught,not farm-raised. 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
912 Can I get some chips with that? 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
913 Could I have sauce with that? 1.3306 0.04540 124 85 37 2
914 No bag. Just throw it up and snap me catching it. Photoshop will do the rest. 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
915 I've changed my mind. Instead of the fish I'll take your left leg. 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
916 Would you throw in some ice? I’m miles from the cave. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
917 It's the only place I can get those off season. 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
918 I caught this on the streaming service 1.3305 0.05903 118 90 17 11
919 You know, these used to be free before the river was dammed. 1.3304 0.06016 115 88 16 11
920 Remember, speak softly and carry a big fish. 1.3304 0.05622 115 85 22 8
921 I left my wallet in my pants. 1.3304 0.05200 115 82 28 5
922 So the limit is one salmon per bear because of supply chain issues? 1.3304 0.05485 115 84 24 7
923 I just remembered that today is my wedding anniversary. 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
924 Would you mind putting that in a separate bag from the honey? 1.3304 0.05866 112 84 19 9
925 do yall take crypto 1.3303 0.05690 109 80 22 7
926 You know the saying, teach a bear to shop... 1.3303 0.05383 109 78 26 5
927 Can I have one of those “all I got from my trip to Florida was farm-raised North Atlantic Salmon” t-shirts too. 1.3302 0.06248 106 81 15 10
928 It was swimming downstream. 1.3300 0.05329 100 70 27 3
929 Well, I don't need a bag; I'll just eat it on my way to work. 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
930 Can I pay by carp? 1.3286 0.05012 140 103 28 9
931 A nickel a bag? Forget it pal, I'll eat it here. 1.3286 0.05012 140 103 28 9
932 I am rebranding from “The Terror of the Great North” to a conscientious predator. 1.3286 0.05012 140 103 28 9
933 Don’t worry, I’m a pescatarian. 1.3284 0.04829 134 96 32 6
934 It's returnable, I assume 1.3281 0.05216 128 94 26 8
935 I should be hibernating but I couldn't miss this deal! 1.3280 0.05539 125 94 21 10
936 I thought I could make a trade in this bear market!! 1.3280 0.05051 125 90 29 6
937 Could I get the change in honey? 1.3280 0.05301 125 92 25 8
938 Do you mind if I whack it in the head first? 1.3279 0.05132 122 88 28 6
939 Gee, this is certainly a lot easier than fighting the Columbia River. 1.3279 0.05514 122 91 22 9
940 You don't have to fillet it , Ive just had my claws done " 1.3279 0.04999 122 87 30 5
941 Inflation! I used to be able to get these for free. 1.3276 0.05714 116 87 20 9
942 What exactly do you mean by freshly caught? 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
943 ...and an order of Otter Tots. 1.3273 0.06073 110 84 16 10
944 The recent masking mandate has made catching them nearly impossible. 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
945 Could I have that shredded and dragged through gravel, please? 1.3271 0.06197 107 82 15 10
946 Paperless, please! 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
947 I don’t like the self-checkout because there’s no cashier to eat. 1.3265 0.05302 147 113 20 14
948 Have you seen the price of honey lately? 1.3262 0.04982 141 104 28 9
949 Does tartar come with that? 1.3259 0.05024 135 99 28 8
950 I definitely ordered the Silver Salmon, not the Chum, chum! 1.3258 0.05101 132 97 27 8
951 Just the necessities today. 1.3258 0.05101 132 97 27 8
952 Can we confirm this is sustainably wild caught, organic and from a Montessori school? 1.3258 0.05536 132 101 19 12
953 I've heard they smell after three days, but I've never been able to keep one that long. 1.3256 0.04818 129 92 32 5
954 No need to bag it. I want the missus to think I caught it in the wild. 1.3254 0.04623 126 88 35 3
955 Oh, and there’s a bit of a cleanup needed in the Fish Department where that funny-tasting guy used to be. 1.3252 0.05596 123 93 20 10
956 No need for the bag. I'll have both of you here. 1.3252 0.05596 123 93 20 10
957 Is it sustainable? 1.3252 0.05596 123 93 20 10
958 I had to stop using Instacart - they substituted goldfish crackers for me the last time. 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
959 You guarantee that it's fresh and not previously frozen? 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
960 You're right. It's a salmon and polar bears eat seals, not salmon. We'll forgive the cartoonist this time. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
961 I still forage for snacks, but I'm upscale come suppertime. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
962 Instead of a bag, can you just toss it into my mouth? 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
963 Are you certain that it’s sushi grade? 1.3246 0.05641 114 85 21 8
964 Could you kill it for me? I just did my nails. 1.3246 0.05910 114 87 17 10
965 Do you have an endangered discount? 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
966 Eat in or take out. I can never decide. 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
967 I have to admit that sometimes human encroachment has its benefits. 1.3246 0.05641 114 85 21 8
968 Is it just this store, or is everyone out of seal? 1.3245 0.04842 151 112 29 10
969 Actually,would you just throw it in my mouth in the parking lot? 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
970 My habitat's melting and you're asking paper or plastic?! How about you just toss it in my mouth? 1.3241 0.06146 108 83 15 10
971 My husband prefers the taste of farm-raised. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
972 People just don’t consider the downside to the Alaska Fat Bear competition 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
973 And you guarantee it's fresh, 100% pole & line caught, and MSC certified? 1.3237 0.04920 139 102 29 8
974 Do you think the bear market will affect the salmon price? 1.3237 0.05127 139 104 25 10
975 Well, I don’t see You wearing a mask either. 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
976 I can't fish anymore with this arthritis. 1.3233 0.04955 133 97 29 7
977 Do you have any idea how cold the water is this time of year? 1.3233 0.04955 133 97 29 7
978 I can't eat this. My teeth fell out. I'm a gummy bear. 1.3232 0.06230 99 75 16 8
979 I don't need a bag. I'll just eat it here. 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
980 The kids wanted pizza, but I’m old-fashioned. 1.3229 0.05638 96 69 23 4
981 Can you throw it in the nearest river for me? 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
982 The berries look good but I’m going Keto this week. 1.3226 0.05063 124 90 28 6
983 Picking up the bear necessities. 1.3226 0.06693 93 72 12 9
984 Do you offer upstream delivery? 1.3223 0.05009 121 87 29 5
985 Paper please. I've always been eco conscious. 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
986 Currently they're not swimming upstream so my wife is gonna be SO surprised! 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
987 I ordered nova - not lox. 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
988 Can you please gift-wrap it? 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
989 I didn't see a waterfall in the store, how are you getting these? 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
990 How long will this keep on rapidly melting ice? 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
991 So the Amazon wish list actually works! 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
992 Can I get that in Rainbow? 1.3217 0.06243 115 91 11 13
993 Thank you for your kindness. My arthritis is acting up, and my grip is simply not what it used to be. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
994 I don't need a bag - just a toothpick. 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
995 Put it on layaway. I'll be back in six months. 1.3217 0.05490 143 112 16 15
996 I can't believe I forgot to pack my lunch again. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
997 Paper or plastic? You humans are such kidders! 1.3214 0.04784 140 102 31 7
998 You can just toss that into my mouth. 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
999 No, I won’t be making a donation to the NRA with my purchase today. 1.3214 0.05294 140 107 21 12
1000 After a long day, sometimes takeout is just easier. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
1001 Can I get that with a little brown sugar and turmeric? 1.3212 0.04962 137 101 28 8
1002 No, I’d rather carry it home in my mouth. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
1003 Don't bag it, I'll eat it in the car. 1.3209 0.05464 134 103 19 12
1004 I’m sorry, no. I wanted it mounted. 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
1005 Could you put it on ice. We're running low. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1006 You'll eat for a day. 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1007 Uh....It's for a friend; I only eat mine fresh 1.3203 0.04697 153 113 31 9
1008 Streaming services just aren't for me; I'd rather go straight to the store. 1.3200 0.05483 100 72 24 4
1009 Could you gift wrap it in a larger fish? 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
1010 Hope it’s ok, I caught this one in the fish tank. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1011 Don't bag it. I'll eat it here. Right now. 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
1012 I really appreciate Whole Foods stocking whole salmon. 1.3200 0.05400 125 94 22 9
1013 Remember when trout tasted like trout? 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
1014 During COVID we’re eating in. 1.3200 0.05156 125 92 26 7
1015 Do you have 200 more of those? 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1016 ... and fifty pounds delivered to my cave in Spring, please. 1.3200 0.05029 125 91 28 6
1017 Give me a break, it's not like you're out their foraging. 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
1018 No need to wrap it. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1019 It’s for here. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1020 How much extra to have it gift wrapped? 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
1021 I never realized this before, but you smell delicious. 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
1022 I'd like to exchange it for something that swims upstream. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1023 Just so you know, technically I don't consider that wild caught. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1024 Oh, I don't need a bag. Just throw it at my face. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1025 You don't need to bag it. It'll be gone before I get out the door. 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
1026 One day the guys just stopped inviting me on fishing trips." 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1027 It’s a gift. Could you wrap it? 1.3182 0.04565 176 133 30 13
1028 Would you wrap it in a seal,please? 1.3178 0.05390 129 98 21 10
1029 Organic fish what part of the ocean is that? 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1030 That's the appetizer. You're my lunch 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1031 Generally I slap it out out of the water myself, but on Sunday nights I give myself a break. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1032 Don’t tell my wife. I told her I caught something at work. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1033 When there is a bear market, I see opportunity." 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1034 Put it on my Buy. Polar Card. 1.3176 0.06528 85 64 15 6
1035 Bear market 1.3175 0.04734 126 90 32 4
1036 Is this salmon wild or farmed? 1.3175 0.04734 126 90 32 4
1037 I’d like a refund, please. It’s, like, dead…? 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
1038 Can I get it gift wrapped? It’s for my nephew’s bear mitzvah 1.3172 0.05057 145 110 24 11
1039 Don’t forget the chips! 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
1040 Is it OK if I say that this was wild caught? 1.3167 0.05549 120 91 20 9
1041 What? The line here was shorter. 1.3167 0.04877 120 86 30 4
1042 No bag please. I’m trying to be environmentally conscious. 1.3167 0.05549 120 91 20 9
1043 I need to return this, it isn't Wild Caught. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
1044 'Don't you want any starter with that fish?' 'Yes, a human, please.' 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
1045 I normally get salmon, but with inflation, I'm settling for trout. 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1046 I ate the last guy who didn't double bag. 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
1047 Isn’t it amazing what they can do with tofu these days? 1.3162 0.04973 136 101 27 8
1048 Can you wrap that? It's a gift. 1.3162 0.05187 136 103 23 10
1049 Oh...you'll need to charge me for the butcher too. 1.3158 0.05886 114 88 16 10
1050 No, I'll eat it here. 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
1051 I ate the man who had killed this cute fish. That was my good deed! 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
1052 I tried a fish-oil supplement, but there’s no replacing the real thing. 1.3158 0.05753 114 87 18 9
1053 Yes, bag it. To hide my shame. 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1054 I prefer wild caught salmon. 1.3158 0.04574 133 95 34 4
1055 Oh,paper please. Have you read up what plastic bags are doing to the environment?! 1.3154 0.05241 130 98 23 9
1056 I was hoping for a bear-a-cuda. 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1057 It just didn't have that "waterfall" freshness that was advertised. 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1058 My mom cancelled our streaming subscription. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1059 And half a dozen bagels and a pound of cream cheese. 1.3151 0.04933 146 110 26 10
1060 Excuse me, but the fish go right through your paper bags. So I’ll eat it now and just tell the old lady it fell out. 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
1061 This is definitely a Bear Market. 1.3150 0.05327 127 96 22 9
1062 Just throw it near my face like it’s jumping. 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
1063 Is this gluten free? 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
1064 I won’t need it bagged. 1.3148 0.04860 108 76 30 2
1065 Scratch it up a bit so it looks like I caught it in a waterfall. 1.3146 0.05671 89 64 22 3
1066 'Wild-caught?' Seriously? 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1067 Are you sure it isn't farm raised" 1.3145 0.04908 124 90 29 5
1068 And a dozen bagels please. 1.3145 0.05293 124 93 23 8
1069 We're doing take out tonight. The cubs want farm-raised for a change. 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
1070 And as far as accompaniments, would you recommend the string beans almondine? 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1071 No bag, I'll eat it on the go. 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
1072 Do you take honey? 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
1073 No thanks, I don't need a bag. I am just here for the halibut. 1.3140 0.04984 121 88 28 5
1074 I got them swimming upriver so I have plenty to share. Just pan fry with a maple glaze - tastier than a Mountie but not as tender. 1.3140 0.05120 121 89 26 6
1075 The store where I used to shop melted. 1.3140 0.05509 121 92 20 9
1076 No bag--will you throw that upstream for me? 1.3139 0.05049 137 103 25 9
1077 Yeah, but that’s MY salmon. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
1078 Can I change this for a smellier one? 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
1079 No, don’t bag it; I’ll eat it on the car. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
1080 I ordered a large. 1.3136 0.05607 118 90 19 9
1081 I hate fish but I need the Omega-3. 1.3136 0.05607 118 90 19 9
1082 My daughter says it's more humane this way. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1083 No need to bag it, I'll finish it by the time I'm out the door! 1.3130 0.04997 115 83 28 4
1084 I can go on all day about Omega-3’s. 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
1085 This is guaranteed wild, free-swimming, fresh caught, never-frozen, right? 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
1086 She's doing the loaves, I'll bring the fish. 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
1087 I've got a bad hip. 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
1088 Why do documentaries set such unrealistic expectations? 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
1089 No need for the bag, I’m dining in. 1.3130 0.04857 131 96 29 6
1090 What a stupid question! Of course I want fries with that! 1.3125 0.05406 128 98 20 10
1091 It’s my therapy fish. 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1092 Leave the fish…get in the bag. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1093 My meal plan subscription just assumed I would have one in the pantry. 1.3125 0.05953 112 87 15 10
1094 No offense but do you have any that are untouched by human hands? 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1095 Could you gift-wrap it? It's for my mom. 1.3125 0.05173 128 96 24 8
1096 Is this sustainably wild-caught? I just can’t bear to support factory farmed fishing, it’s terrible for the ecosystem, you know. 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
1097 Don't need the bag. Can you just sorta flip it in the air and I'll catch it in my mouth? 1.3120 0.05005 125 92 27 6
1098 And you are certain this is the low-fat, sugar-free, gluten-free, fat-free, low-glycemic, cholesterol-free fish? And can I return it if it doesn’t taste good? 1.3120 0.05005 125 92 27 6
1099 What are you going to do? It’s a bear market. 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
1100 This way is a lot easier. 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1101 Can we send it polar express? 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
1102 I don't know, is it fresh? 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1103 It’s not mine. I’m buying it for a friend. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
1104 He seems only to be interested in what is happening downstream. 1.3113 0.05080 106 76 27 3
1105 I appreciate this Sir…but your mini bar bill still needs to be paid. 1.3111 0.05155 90 63 26 1
1106 This is for a friend. I only eat fish that I catch. 1.3109 0.05436 119 90 21 8
1107 I prefer wild-caught to farm raised. 1.3109 0.05028 119 87 27 5
1108 I wanted wild, not farm-raised. 1.3109 0.04884 119 86 29 4
1109 Still have that 30-day return policy?” 1.3106 0.05173 132 100 23 9
1110 Yes, but the Mrs. only drinks red. 1.3103 0.05134 145 112 21 12
1111 And three tons of ice, please. 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
1112 This is what it's come to. 1.3103 0.06603 87 67 13 7
1113 I know I'm meant to hunt locally, but buying it like this is so much easier. 1.3103 0.04961 116 84 28 4
1114 Is there a discount for an endangered species? 1.3103 0.05532 116 88 20 8
1115 No bag, thanks. Just toss it in the air. 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
1116 You know it's called fishing, not catching. 1.3101 0.04897 129 95 28 6
1117 Climate Change has made hunting a lot less fun for me. 1.3101 0.05019 129 96 26 7
1118 I thought global warming was bad, but inflation is worse. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
1119 How does your repeat delivery subscription work? 1.3100 0.05064 100 71 27 2
1120 Why do I feel like no one wants me in the market? 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
1121 Fresh water or farmed? 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
1122 Sorry, but I only eat salmon. 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
1123 And I'd also like two packages of Fish Sticks. 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
1124 Can you flap it about a bit, to make it feel more challenging? 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
1125 So glad you’re carrying salmon now, saves me a trip to the stream. 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
1126 ...and then they tells me I'm a "severely food-habituated bear," . 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1127 No thanks, I'd rather have the smoked salmon. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1128 Easier than fishing in a cold Alaskan stream 1.3091 0.05592 110 83 20 7
1129 Could you please put that on ice? We are out back at home. 1.3091 0.05592 110 83 20 7
1130 Take berries? 1.3091 0.05592 110 83 20 7
1131 Are these farm-raised or mouth caught? 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
1132 It was sold as sockeye, it's actually coho 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
1133 Could you make the card out to Goldilocks saying "you are forgiven for eating my porridge- regards Daddy Bear" 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
1134 I overslept. Since October. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1135 It's ok, I'll eat it here. 1.3085 0.06422 94 73 13 8
1136 I forgot to renew my fishing license. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1137 It has to be today’s catch. Any older and I’m laughed out of the den 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1138 It’s not fresh. I demand a refund! 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1139 I forgot my wallet in the car. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1140 That fish is just the appetizer – you’re the main course. 1.3084 0.05999 107 83 15 9
1141 To go,please. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1142 Oh, don't rush it! Back in my time it used to take even days to bag one. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
1143 Is this organic? We only eat stream to cave. 1.3083 0.05650 120 93 17 10
1144 It was a gift and I'm now vegan. 1.3083 0.05139 133 101 23 9
1145 My wallet is still hibernating. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
1146 It was a gift so I don’t have the receipt, but I’d like to exchange it for a few small trout if that’s okay. 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
1147 My usual place is sold out. 1.3077 0.05968 104 80 16 8
1148 Do you take Apple Pay? 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
1149 I do need a fork, thank you. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1150 Are you sure it is wild caught and not farm raised? 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1151 The last time I bought one, it smelled fishy. 1.3077 0.05333 130 100 20 10
1152 Please, exchange this fish for a larger size" 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
1153 Don't wrap it. I'm going to tell my wife I caught it in a stream. 1.3071 0.04810 127 93 29 5
1154 My girlfriend said it was too small. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1155 I can pay you back after the winter. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1156 Oh, no bag, thanks. I'll just carry it in my mouth. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1157 Your locally sourced options are fantastic--they never know the difference. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1158 Streaming is not reliable. 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
1159 Believe me, it's not wild caught. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1160 My oldest has gone vegan, but I find it hard to get enough protein on roots and berries. 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1161 No endangered species discount? 1.3065 0.05270 124 94 22 8
1162 I don't really need a bag. 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
1163 I'm returning it. It's expired. 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1164 Don't judge me, I over-hibernated and now I can't show up empty handed to the party. 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
1165 Would you mind adding bite marks before you wrap it up? 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1166 I saw there was a special climate promotion ? 1.3063 0.04922 111 80 28 3
1167 It died before I had a chance to eat it. 1.3063 0.05245 111 82 24 5
1168 I couldn’t find your Small Children aisle. 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
1169 Okay, mate, please add chips, salt, and a spot of vinegar. 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
1170 Supply Chain Issues? 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
1171 I say good fellow do you have any chips 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
1172 You wouldn't believe the supply-chain problems we are facing out there 1.3060 0.05214 134 103 21 10
1173 For $20 bucks an hour, I'll sniff out every illegal fish in the place. But for $15 bucks an hour, I'll dispose of them, too. 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1174 I would like a refund. 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
1175 I don't need a bag. Or a straw. 1.3056 0.05803 108 83 17 8
1176 Do you take Discover? 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1177 It's for the walk to my car. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1178 Was it line-caught? 1.3056 0.04856 144 109 26 9
1179 Dead is easier. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1180 No bag, thanks. I'll just take it to go 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1181 My wife would like a few wet wipes as well. 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
1182 Actually I brought a tote bag! 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
1183 Yes, it's come to this - and it's all your fault. 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
1184 That's okay. I'm genetically modified too. 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
1185 To be clear,this Impossible Salmon was not farm produced and was caught in the wild,correct? 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
1186 No need to wrap it. I'll eat it here. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1187 I don't need the bag. Also, it's probably best if you don't make eye-contact with me. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1188 Yeah, but I've had fresher. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1189 Yes, I know you say it's fresh, but is it sushi grade? 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1190 I need a much larger bag. 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
1191 Any tips on how to avoid extinction? 1.3048 0.06220 105 83 12 10
1192 I’m telling you, man, being Putin’s pet was scary. I’m so glad I’ve finally made it to Ukraine. 1.3047 0.05150 128 97 23 8
1193 My wife thinks I went fishing 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
1194 I'll have that To Go, thanks! 1.3043 0.04811 115 83 29 3
1195 I’d catch it myself but my nails are drying. 1.3043 0.05265 115 86 23 6
1196 Can I just put some teeth marks in it first? 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
1197 Wild caught or farm raised? 1.3041 0.04462 148 109 33 6
1198 It’s so much easier to buy them than to catch them! 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
1199 It's sushi grade, right? 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1200 The cave doesn't have an address but I can describe the tree near the opening. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1201 No! I came for smoked salmon. I am tired of eating salmon sushi. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1202 Oh I don’t need a bag, I’ll just eat it now 1.3037 0.04370 135 97 35 3
1203 Yes, it's a "bear market" 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1204 The supply chain ruined my river. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1205 So anyway, where do they catch this stuff? 1.3033 0.05446 122 94 19 9
1206 What wine do you suggest will go well with this fish? 1.3033 0.04640 122 88 31 3
1207 I was taught to fish where the fish are. 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
1208 Actually, I'm having some people for dinner tonight. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1209 5 cents for the bag?! I'll carry it in my mouth 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
1210 He told me to buy insects for dinner, I told him the next time he tells me what to do I'm staying at my sister's. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1211 We're hibernating. Freeze it for me and we'll get to it after the thaw. 1.3028 0.05902 109 85 15 9
1212 No thanks. I'll skin and bone it myself. 1.3025 0.05411 119 91 20 8
1213 I’m not happy that Doordash wouldn’t deliver this 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
1214 And my iceberg melted. Could I get about 3000 bags of ice? 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
1215 I can't stand baiting the hooks" 1.3025 0.05411 119 91 20 8
1216 The kids benefit from the antibiotics and besides, who has time to catch it themselves? 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1217 And do you have tatar sauce? 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1218 Do you have any harissa paste? I'm cooking a romantic woodlit dinner. 1.3023 0.06631 86 67 12 7
1219 Don't tell my wife, please. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1220 I just woke up. What's all this about roe being endangered? 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
1221 No its not for me, I'm with Instacart 1.3019 0.05869 106 82 16 8
1222 Thanks to climate change, I don’t have to get wet to catch my lunch! 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1223 Can you make it look like I caught it? 1.3016 0.05436 126 98 18 10
1224 These seafood prices are almost unbearable 1.3016 0.04947 126 94 26 6
1225 I came today when I heard Wall Street experts announce that we have a new bear market. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1226 I keep waiting for the climate to change back. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1227 Could you make it look a little more 'wild-caught' 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1228 Indeed! Then, why don't YOU try living off your fat reserves for the rest of the winter? 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
1229 Beats streaming. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1230 This is pink river salmon. I specifically ordered the organic wild imported sockeye from the sparkling depths of Canadian waters. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1231 Trust me, there's more where this came from. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1232 I won't need a bag. Besides, it's better for the environment. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1233 I was going to eat it here, but it gives me something to look forward to. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1234 A fish in the hand is worth two in the sea or something like that . 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1235 I don't have time now, I'll stream it later. 1.3009 0.04850 113 82 28 3
1236 I'm afraid of the water. 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
1237 You mean I have to catch the bag, too? 1.3008 0.05529 123 96 17 10
1238 Are you the sole proprietor? 1.3008 0.04889 123 91 27 5
1239 What makes fast food so addictive? 1.3008 0.04771 133 99 28 6
1240 I got this for my wedding anniversary. My husband should know that the third anniversary is honey not fish 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1241 Can you recommend a wine that pairs with scales? 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1242 Worst stomach ache ever…I mean, seriously… you get salmonella from chicken...do you get chickenmonella from salmon? 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1243 I didn't want to bring a pizza on board and have the cabin smell like pepperoni. 1.3000 0.05855 110 86 15 9
1244 When will you have more in stock? 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
1245 I'm allergic to peanuts and stroopwafel. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1246 That’s right, send it up the Yukon for arrival early spring, no signature required and why does it matter who collects it? 1.2991 0.05728 117 92 15 10
1247 Put it on iceberg, please. 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
1248 And, can I have some iceberg with that? 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
1249 I left my credit card in my other fur. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1250 No need to bag it, I'll just eat it here. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1251 I’m not getting honey this week. I need to diet. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1252 Or you could teach me how to fish and I could eat forever . . . or till the oceans rise. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1253 Store-bought is fine" was a real game-changer. 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
1254 No, I prefer farm-raised. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1255 You know I applied here, for some reason they wouldn't hire me. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1256 Returns are only accepted at the stream it originally came from? 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1257 I asked for a bike - not a pike. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1258 You think I don't know fresh fish?!! 1.2985 0.05084 134 103 22 9
1259 Thanks, but I don't need a bag. 1.2984 0.04856 124 92 27 5
1260 Do you have chips to go with that? 1.2984 0.05119 124 94 23 7
1261 Sorry, we don´t accept credit-cods. 1.2984 0.05489 124 97 17 10
1262 I think there's been a mistake, I ordered the seal. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1263 What do you mean by "fresh frozen?" 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
1264 Does this come with a seal of approval? 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
1265 That's just right. Now I need one that's too small and one that's too large. 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
1266 It beats getting my ass frozen off. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1267 I just figured I needed to adapt sooner than later. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1268 This beats wading in line. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1269 Do you accept credit cods? 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1270 No thanks, I’ll just eat it here. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1271 And a bag of ice 1.2977 0.04930 131 99 25 7
1272 My veterinarian has me on a special diet. Is this salmon salted? 1.2977 0.04686 131 97 29 5
1273 So this vegan asks me if I realize that I’m ruining the planet. So I looked him in the eyes and told him that I’ve been contemplating a vegan diet. 1.2975 0.05202 121 92 22 7
1274 Did it have a fulfilling life in the wilderness? 1.2975 0.05460 121 94 18 9
1275 It's for a friend in Antarctica, she's bi-polar. 1.2975 0.05707 121 96 14 11
1276 That reminds me. What ever happened to Rushdie? 1.2973 0.05947 111 88 13 10
1277 Can you throw in a side of seal? 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
1278 Are you sure? I only eat wild-caught. 1.2973 0.05665 111 86 17 8
1279 Throw it into my mouth, for old-time's sake. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1280 And you're sure that no one will know it's farmed? 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1281 That's ok, I don't need a bag 1.2969 0.05126 128 98 22 8
1282 'I just love Spawn to Table." 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1283 I hate to be an alarmist but the ice in your ice machine is melting. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1284 It's not farm raised, is it? 1.2966 0.05008 118 88 25 5
1285 Would you be willing to hose me down so it'll look like I got this in the river? 1.2966 0.05424 118 91 19 8
1286 No need for a bag. I'll eat it on the way out. 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
1287 Keep the bag and protect the environment. 1.2966 0.05008 118 88 25 5
1288 It is just too hard to find anything out there,due to all this climate change! 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
1289 That's actually a common misconception, I'd really like to use your bathroom. 1.2966 0.05685 118 93 15 10
1290 How’s the supply chain? 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
1291 no salmon? 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
1292 Somehow wadding around in an icy river lost its allure. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1293 Would you mind tossing it up in the air first? 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1294 Because it’s farm raised. I’m a wild animal for God’s sake! 1.2963 0.05921 108 85 14 9
1295 Excuse me, is that farmed or wild-caught? 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
1296 No need to bag it, I 'll have it right after eating you..." 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
1297 Don't tell my wife I bought this! 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
1298 No need to put it in a bag! I'll eat just about anything right now". 1.2959 0.06190 98 77 13 8
1299 I am Vegan. 1.2959 0.06190 98 77 13 8
1300 Do you accept cold hard cash? 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1301 Put it on Goldie's tab. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1302 So are you the turf? 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1303 does it have Omega 3"s? 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1304 That’s non-GMO, gluten-free, omega-plus, fructose-free, zero- calories, and not fresh, right? 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1305 Paper please. Plenty of plastic in my salmon already lately. 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
1306 I want to freeze my assets before they get smoked. 1.2952 0.05228 105 78 23 4
1307 Could you step back and throw it to me? 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1308 I hear people are concerned that 2022 will be a “bear market” but I’m not sure what the issue is… I really only buy fish. 1.2951 0.04895 122 91 26 5
1309 I know, I know. It's not wild-caught and it's off-season, but heck...when is sea bass ever on sale? 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1310 Oh, I don't need a bag. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1311 Let's make a deal. I get the fish, and you keep your face. 1.2950 0.04945 139 107 23 9
1312 Could you pack it in ice? We no longer have any. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1313 I just came in for the dill sauce but this looked so fresh. 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
1314 Your sign says "fresh fish". I prefer "well mannered". 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1315 I swear by it. 10 days of only fish and I have so much more energy. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1316 Do you have one that comes with a river? 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1317 Well, not quite - I was looking for your honey-glazed halibut. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1318 My doctor said I need more of the Omega 3 fatty acids. 1.2946 0.05621 112 87 17 8
1319 Lent is my favorite season. 1.2946 0.05621 112 87 17 8
1320 I know it’s BOGO. I ate the other one in line. 1.2946 0.05621 112 87 17 8
1321 I'm cutting back on streaming services. 1.2945 0.04972 146 114 21 11
1322 Never frozen, right? 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1323 I'm filling up the stream to help a friend with his confidence. 1.2941 0.04743 102 73 28 1
1324 No one taught me how to fish. 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
1325 No bag. I'm trying to save my environment. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1326 Only came in for the bear necessities. 1.2941 0.04971 119 89 25 5
1327 You don't by chance know the location of this "farm," do you? 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1328 Wild caught I assume? 1.2937 0.05294 126 98 19 9
1329 Are you sure this was wild-caught? 1.2936 0.04754 109 79 28 2
1330 'Paper or plastic' is kind of moot at this point, no? 1.2936 0.05727 109 85 16 8
1331 I’m just cooking for one now. Not worth the hassle of fishing for it. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1332 I was looking for a wild caught salmon. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1333 Do I want it on ice? I want everything on ice. 1.2933 0.07296 75 60 8 7
1334 I remember last year when I could buy two fish for the same price. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
1335 Normally, I'd take you too but I'm on a diet. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1336 So Amazon has opened brick and mortor in the Artic. 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
1337 Can I please have the key to use your store woods? 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1338 How much are they by the School??? 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
1339 My wife thinks I’m out fishing . . . 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
1340 Can you double-wrap it? I hate that fishy smell. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1341 Could I have that in a separate bag from the fabric softener? 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
1342 Not complaining, but you really shouldn’t consider it “wild caught” unless you catch it in your mouth. 1.2923 0.05174 130 101 20 9
1343 I just haven't felt outdoorsy of late. 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1344 We're taking you too, dear, so we'll need a bigger bag. 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1345 Technically it's wild caught, and that's what I tell my dad. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1346 Skip the utensils? 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1347 On second thought, could you deliver that to my den? 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1348 Can I have plastic instead, please? 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1349 I'm regifting it. 1.2917 0.04936 120 90 25 5
1350 Actually I prefer my fish on ice. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
1351 It’s keto. 1.2913 0.05793 103 80 16 7
1352 My husband is good for nothing. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1353 It's labeled fresh, but I'm pretty sure it was previously frozen. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1354 Farmed or wild? 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1355 Instead of paper, would you mind just tossing it? 1.2910 0.04717 134 101 27 6
1356 Is there anything you can do about the smell? 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1357 I don’t need a bag, thanks. I’m going to eat it on my way out. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1358 Just run it through the shredder. I'm making poke. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1359 Can you recommend an unpretentious chardonnay? 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1360 I’ll need that on ice. Plenty of ice. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1361 Farm raised takes the fun out of shopping. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1362 Could you wrap it in newspaper, I haven't had anything to read lately 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1363 No need for a bag, I'll gulp it down here. 1.2906 0.05014 117 88 24 5
1364 Im starting to rethink my dinner plans. 1.2906 0.05437 117 91 18 8
1365 My mother-in-law is coming over, so I need one that looks like I just swatted it out of a river. 1.2906 0.05571 117 92 16 9
1366 I normally shop Local, but we're having supply chain issues in my neck of the woods. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1367 Put a lot of moss and twigs in so it looks like I caught it. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1368 My accounts are frozen. Do you take Bitcoin? 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1369 Uh, could you cut some claw marks on it before you bag it up? 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1370 Could we throw in some arm with that? 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1371 Don't tell my wife, but I forgot to catch one in time for dinner. 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
1372 Oh,you can leave that out 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
1373 Could you gift wrap that please?Someone special has a birthday coming up . 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1374 Is that the kosher meal? 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1375 This Whole Foods used to be a river before Amazon took over. 1.2900 0.05911 100 78 15 7
1376 Could you recommend a wine to pair it with? 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1377 I used to catch my own salmon in the fall when they spawn, but arthritis is killing me these days. 1.2897 0.04602 107 77 29 1
1378 I only use the river during tourist season. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1379 Don't tell my wife I got this fish here. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1380 And I'll have your liver too. 1.2895 0.06963 76 60 10 6
1381 No bag, thanks, I'll just carry it home in my mouth 1.2895 0.06963 76 60 10 6
1382 I came here because it says we're in a bear market. But that's some sorry excuse for a salmon. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
1383 Who has the time to fish anymore...at least it's responsibly harvested from sustainable fisheries by locals paid a livable wage. 1.2895 0.06963 76 60 10 6
1384 I hear these farm-raised ones are less healthy than the wild ones I usually get? 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
1385 Don’t worry - it’s wild-caught 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1386 It wasn't farmed raised, was it? 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1387 No, thank you. I'll maul it myself at home. But I would like a lemon! 1.2891 0.05221 128 100 19 9
1388 Actually, no bag. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1389 Usually I fish in the woods. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1390 I prefer wild caught but the farm-raised is on sale. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1391 No paper bag. I'll need it gift wrapped in dry ice. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
1392 Paper or plastic? No need, just toss it over here. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1393 Should I eat this or hang it on my wall? 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1394 I can tell by your look that you think I should have caught this myself. Can you tell by mine that I barely have time to *shop* let alone hunt? 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
1395 This is so much more convenient than heading upstream! 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
1396 Is this the polar express line? 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1397 I would also like a beagle with some cream cheese. 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
1398 There’s a great recipe on the Net. Get it? Huh? Ahahaha 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1399 Can I get that in a plastic bag? 1.2885 0.05053 104 77 24 3
1400 Oh, thank you, I don't need a bag. But, some napkins would be nice. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1401 Is it as tasty as wild caught? 1.2883 0.04855 111 82 26 3
1402 I know I'm unique, but I prefer them farm-raised. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1403 Creditcard or can I pay catch ? 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
1404 I'm returning the salmon because of its high mercury content... and it was farm bred. 1.2879 0.04990 132 102 22 8
1405 Yes, I would also like some Bagels, Cream Cheese and a bottle of Veuve Cliquot. 1.2877 0.07162 73 58 9 6
1406 Getting them at the falls is more fun, but my doctor tells me it's bad for my neck. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
1407 No, no, polar bears eat mammals. And by the way you look delicious. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1408 I was born in Manhattan! 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
1409 I was never here. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1410 it didn't move when I tried to eat it 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1411 Not that you care, but my parents coddled me and now I’m paying 20 dollars a pound for their mistakes! 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1412 What's the eat-by date? 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1413 I practice catch, release, and purchase. 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
1414 Could you just throw it in my general direction? 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
1415 How much to add you to the bag? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1416 She’s my emotional support partner. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1417 I'll need that shipped with an ice floe, please. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1418 Fishing was lousy today. 1.2871 0.05139 101 75 23 3
1419 Is it sushi quality? I plan to eat it raw. 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
1420 After two years of staying inside because of the pandemic, my fishing skills have gotten rusty. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1421 Don't bother to bag it, I'll eat it on the way home. 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
1422 So after I add the salt and dill I let it sit for how long? 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1423 Can you giftwrap it? It's for my wife's birthday. 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
1424 I prefer to hunt, but this is where I get my Charmins 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1425 Oh, thank you but if you could just step back and toss it to me ? I've got a short lunch break today. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1426 Try not to crush the caviar. 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
1427 Don’t forget my 2 sides. 1.2857 0.05240 84 61 22 1
1428 You want to return it because it smells fishy? 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
1429 I assure you the bag won’t be necessary. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
1430 Bear with me. I'm settin' it on a guy's porch. Don't ask. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1431 Paper, duh. 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1432 If I let you live….would that be payment enough? 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1433 Who needs a bag when you have my jaw. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1434 If I had known you guys caught the salmon for us, I'd have been shopping here for years! 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1435 I can't believe I forgot my rewards card. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1436 We found pescatarianism lacked moral rigor. 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1437 I don't want to be embarrassed - do you have a bigger bag? 1.2857 0.05591 112 88 16 8
1438 Any vacancies in the freezer section? 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
1439 It's gotten really crowded at the river. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1440 Ah,I see you caught Larry. He gets past me every year 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1441 This is embarrassing--I forgot my wallet. Do you take mauling? 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1442 Parking spots by the river for the annual spawn are IMPOSSIBLE... 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1443 Baby Bear will only eat wild caught. 1.2857 0.06009 105 84 12 9
1444 'But I have dual citizenship' 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1445 The Omega-3's are not only going to help you with that wrist-joint pain, they lower your triglyceride levels, reduce inflammation, and might be helpful against depression. I simply cannot believe you are just getting into fish. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1446 Forget the bag. Just toss it in the air and I"ll catch it in my mouth. 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1447 I don't need a bag -I'm going to eat it in the car 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1448 I don't need a bag. That's my snack. 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1449 Did you know you’re out of capers and dill? 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1450 I am tired of being a tourist attraction at Katmai National Park; this is much easier. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1451 Is that salmon wild-caught 1.2846 0.04534 130 97 29 4
1452 I know it's pretend but just to make me feel better about myself, can you maybe flop it around a bit? 1.2845 0.05585 116 92 15 9
1453 Can you tell me,was this sustainably caught? 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
1454 Please don’t tell my wife I was here again. 1.2845 0.05585 116 92 15 9
1455 My gel nails last twice as long this way. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1456 Perfect! But cancel the Russian caviar. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1457 Don't tell my wife. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1458 It’s almost winter—I’m storing up my fatty acids. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
1459 I’m going to use my bare hands to make the Béarnaise sauce. 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
1460 That's not my support animal -- it's a snack. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1461 While smarter than the average bear, I’m a much poorer fisher. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1462 Do you know it's provenance? 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
1463 Can you gift wrap it? 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
1464 Better charge me for the fishmonger too. 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
1465 And your herbed honey garlic sauce on the side,warmed please. 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
1466 Is that dolphin friendly? 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1467 You know, I'm just going to growl, grab and run. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1468 It smells a little fishy. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1469 Keep the bag. I'll just eat you here. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1470 Thank you, and I apologize for eating the guy who was working here before. I shouldn't shop when I'm hungry. 1.2840 0.06857 81 65 9 7
1471 “You can keep the Climate Change.” 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1472 Is there a charge for the bag? 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1473 Could you just throw it in the dumpster out back, please? I am accustomed to dining alfresco. 1.2832 0.05547 113 89 16 8
1474 This doesn't smell like wild caught Alaskan salmon. 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1475 Wild caught or farmed? 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1476 I'd prefer plastic. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1477 I can remember when this Whole Foods used to be a fishing hole. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1478 Your ad said "fresh fish on sale". This is dead fish. We eat only live fish. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1479 Plus 5 cents for the bag. 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
1480 Aaaand would you like to donate anything today to support the World Wildlife Fund? 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1481 Was it sustainably raised and harvested? 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1482 Well, this is Whole Foods, right? 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
1483 Can you wrap that in ice cream, please? 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1484 No joke, the pescatarian life is a game changer. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1485 No need for a bag. Just toss it. 1.2828 0.05927 99 78 14 7
1486 Was it caught sustainably AND ethically? 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1487 I won't need a bag. Just toss it up like it's jumping a rapid. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1488 Save the bag. Throw it in the air, and I'll grab it. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1489 Don't tell my wife, but I'm tired of eating porridge. 1.2826 0.06434 92 74 10 8
1490 Don't give me that look! It's been a tough season, O.K.? 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1491 European is so much better then domestic 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1492 Oh, I don't need a bag. Can you just throw it in my mouth? 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
1493 It just seems so barbaric to roam the waters and catch it with my teeth. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1494 Is this tuna dolphin-safe? 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1495 You're not going to tell the other bears I bought this here, right? 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
1496 Oh, I’m so glad you noticed a difference. I’ve been on this new fish diet for just a week. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1497 Is this wild caught or farm raised? 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1498 I'll take all the salmon you have." 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1499 Can you put this in a safety box? I’ll be back after I finish hibernating! 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1500 Have a taller plain brown bag? It's for a friend 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1501 Did you know that polar bears are responsible for global warming? We don't like raw fish. We like to grill them over an open fire." 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1502 I prefer plastic it's gonna be a long winter. 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
1503 is that salmon GMO free 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1504 These days it not about how big a fish you can catch, but how much you invested in your 20’s. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1505 Could you add yourself too? 1.2812 0.04565 128 96 28 4
1506 I just get these late hibernation cravings 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1507 How do I know it’s fresh? 1.2810 0.04579 121 90 28 3
1508 The ice near me was out of stock. 1.2810 0.04579 121 90 28 3
1509 That's a bag with no handles. I'm a bear with claws for hands. Do you see where I'm going with this? 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1510 I'd also like a raincheck for when seals are back in stock. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1511 When will you have farmed salmon? Just the thought of wild salmon gives me PTSD. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1512 Oy! Where's the chips? 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1513 Just put the salmon in my mouth. I'm not paying extra for the bag. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1514 Oops, I left my wallet in my other pants. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1515 Is this non GMO,locally sourced,and humanely raised? 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1516 Could you make it two...I'm bipolar. 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
1517 Do you take seal fur pelts? 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1518 Now do you believe in climate change?' 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1519 Just throw it in the air. 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1520 It’s just easier this way… 1.2804 0.04932 107 80 24 3
1521 How fresh is that? I need it to look convincing. 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
1522 I don't want to pawn it, I want to know when they spawn. 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1523 Would you like to donate 15 cents to the World Wildlife Conservancy Fund? 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1524 It’s my day off. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1525 I’ll take that fried and to go please. 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
1526 I gave up fishing for Lent. 1.2797 0.05367 118 93 17 8
1527 Since you asked, cold water hurts my paws. 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
1528 Take a break -- I'll fill in for you. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
1529 I just can't swim upstream like I used to. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
1530 Sorry,not if it’s farm raised. 1.2796 0.06185 93 74 12 7
1531 My wife told me to only pick up the bear necessities 1.2796 0.06185 93 74 12 7
1532 Are you sustainably resourced ... just asking ... ? 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
1533 Can you tell me the best way to prepare that salmon? 1.2793 0.05303 111 86 19 6
1534 I need to know the name and number of the fisherman who caught this fish 1.2793 0.05303 111 86 19 6
1535 I caught it on sale. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1536 So with the Great Resignation, I asked myself, "Is it worth waiting for them to flip up into my mouth while I freeze standing in a cold river? 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1537 Could you wrap it in The New Yorker? I missed last month's issue. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
1538 I want to return it because, well, it just doesn't smell rancid. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1539 Just the fish today,thanks. I'm bearly scraping by. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1540 Please, just put it in my mouth and don't tell anybody I was here. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1541 Amazon has certainly scaled back its delivery service for its Prime members. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1542 Oh,can I switch to fish sticks after all? 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1543 He thinks this is all I'm about. 1.2785 0.05386 79 58 20 1
1544 I'm willing to stop eating salmon, so that I won't go extinct. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1545 Paper or plastic? Paper - I hate the taste of plastic. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1546 Could you gift-wrap it, please? 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1547 I can’t even look at another jar of honey 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1548 I’m returning this because it’s farm-raised, not wild-caught. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1549 Could you wrap it in dry ice. I've still got a ways to go. 1.2784 0.05997 97 77 13 7
1550 Farm raised or wild ? 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1551 Just be sure it’s wild; I’m already on thin ice at home 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1552 But dude, it says "Legal Tender" right there on the caudal fin! 1.2783 0.05599 115 92 14 9
1553 I don’t believe in hunting 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
1554 Give a bear a fish ... 1.2783 0.04711 115 86 26 3
1555 I only hunt for bargains. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
1556 My doctor told me to lay off the honey 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
1557 Can you send COD? 1.2778 0.04994 126 98 21 7
1558 It’s the bear necessities. 1.2778 0.04733 126 96 25 5
1559 By the way, someone trampled the organic honey section in aisle 7. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
1560 Can you believe we used catch these with our bear hands? 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1561 Unfortunately, Mr. Smokey, our airline does not recognize Wild Sockeye Salmon as an emotional support pet. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1562 After a while you get tired of just looking downstream. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1563 I can sell them cheaper if you don't mind claw marks. 1.2778 0.04865 126 97 23 6
1564 I parked in the Endangered Species spot out front. I hope that's cool. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1565 It's sushi grade. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1566 You can sell it to me. I'm not a Russian bear. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1567 What do you mean I can’t return it. I bearly licked it. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1568 Can I exchange it for the kind that jumps? 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1569 Fresh caught, you say? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1570 I don't know how to tune a fish. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1571 I'm sorry, we don't accept returns. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1572 I'm sorry I can't pay. I'm not familiar with even the basics of how economic systems work. This is all very new to me. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
1573 Are the salmon gluten free? 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1574 The Price of Fish these days.... 1.2772 0.04899 101 75 24 2
1575 ...and I'll have six dozen bagels and four pounds of Philadelphia. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1576 Fish is Fungible, right? 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1577 Like french fries, I'll just eat this in the car 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1578 This isn't farmed, is it? 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1579 It is wild caught? I only eat wild caught. 1.2772 0.04899 101 75 24 2
1580 Keep the bag. I'll eat it here. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1581 If anyone asks, tell them I caught it. 1.2771 0.05231 83 61 21 1
1582 But I get bullied when I use the woods. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1583 Toss it to my so I can tell my friends I caught it. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1584 I'll need a dessert, too. Can you point me to your dumpster? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1585 Could you NOT clean and cook it this time? 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
1586 I'm sorry, I don't have change for a fishy. 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
1587 My family and friends would find it a lot more convenient if you used EatStreet or Grubhub. 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
1588 And you’re sure it was farmed sustainably? 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
1589 I can't hear the fish, but I do agree that you're not moving your lips 1.2766 0.06126 94 75 12 7
1590 The barcode is on the fin. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1591 It's easy. Just throw it up in the air. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1592 It’s cheaper than a rib eye. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1593 Don't bother wrapping it--I'll eat it on the way back--but I would like a sprinkle of salt, please. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1594 Did that come in today? 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1595 I know it’s crass but I’m hooked on the farm raised stuff. 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
1596 I remember when I used to buy two fish for that same price 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1597 Can you fillet it? I just had my claws done. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1598 Who has the time, really? 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1599 You’re sure this is wild-caught and not farmed? 1.2764 0.04661 123 93 26 4
1600 Efficient for you, a fish scent for me. 1.2764 0.05328 123 98 16 9
1601 Could you deliver to my cave? 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
1602 Oh, don't bother. I'll just eat you here. 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
1603 I knew his brother...he was delicious. 1.2763 0.06908 76 61 9 6
1604 Store bought is fine! Ina says so. 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
1605 Could I get that gift wrapped? 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
1606 No bag is necessary. I'll be eating al fresco. 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
1607 The salmon runs just didn't agree with my philosophy of slow food. 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1608 I've had to start getting my food at the grocery store because of the whole glacier-melting thing. 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
1609 I suppose I date myself in saying this, but I still worry about the mercury levels. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
1610 I am owed a refund. Once my houseguests left I realized it wasn’t them. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
1611 It was a gift but I am a vegetarian. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
1612 Sometimes I like to treat myself to a snapper instead of the usual wild-caught salmon. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
1613 Isn't it free? I thought I had enough reward points? 1.2756 0.04427 127 95 29 3
1614 Since we switched to farmed the kids won't eat wild. 1.2755 0.04979 98 73 23 2
1615 Thanks, but a bag won't be necessary. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1616 I can't wait to take you home and rip your damn face off... Sorry sir, the fish, not you. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1617 just so you know, I might have made a boo-boo in aisle four. I've been holding it all winter and I got excited 1.2752 0.05510 109 86 16 7
1618 I don't need a bag, just shove it in my mouth. 1.2752 0.05810 109 88 12 9
1619 They don’t make fish like the used to! 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1620 Ya know,shopping is just so easy these days 1.2752 0.04855 109 82 24 3
1621 No, I wash and cook it carefully. I got salmonella once 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1622 " "I'd like it filleted - thanks. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1623 You have to pay for bags now? 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1624 Is it wild caught, dolphin free? 1.2748 0.04342 131 98 30 3
1625 Is this organic? 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1626 Could you pack it ice, I won’t be eating it until spring! 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1627 Can you teach it to sing "Down by the River"? 1.2747 0.06264 91 73 11 7
1628 Oh, I just can't be bothered. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1629 No need to bag it, I'm going to eat it in the car. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1630 Taste like fish. Smells like Putin. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1631 Could I get the gift wrapped please? It's my anniversary. 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1632 Thank you for using paper 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1633 Oh, I nearly forgot, I also had a few while I was shopping. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1634 Look man, the other guys said they're half off. You're lucky I'm not just taking it. 1.2745 0.05054 102 77 22 3
1635 Isn't there a term for taking something from someone and selling it back to them? 1.2745 0.05937 102 82 12 8
1636 Better stock up, penguins aren't far behind. 1.2745 0.05937 102 82 12 8
1637 What about the thirty others I ate while I was here? 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
1638 I figure this is is much easier than standing in a cold river all day trying to catch these. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
1639 It's for my buddy, I don't have time to teach him how to fish. 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
1640 Inflation? If these prices get any higher I'm going to have to start hunting again. 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
1641 Actually, I don’t need a bag. 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
1642 I just got tired of waiting for them to swim upstream. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1643 I just can't bear any more plastic. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1644 I ordered a live one. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1645 No need for a bag. I'm gonna eat it right away. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1646 No I didn’t put my name on the bag. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1647 Also, could I pause my membership for a few months? 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1648 I don’t need a bag. I’ll eat it here. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1649 This way I end up in the background of fewer Instagram posts. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1650 Between you and me, it’s still technically wild-caught. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1651 I don’t think one per customer is going to work for me. 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
1652 I'll take 2000 more of these, please. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1653 Could you include a gift card? 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
1654 That’s organic and sustainably sourced, right? 1.2734 0.04982 139 111 18 10
1655 Honey, I want to send this fish to the President of Russia, so just make sure that it doesn’t arrive on time. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1656 What happened to wild salmon? 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1657 I knew I was going to like “The Upstream Grocery”. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1658 Can’t a bear go farm-raised without the judgment? 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1659 Would you mind trimming some of the fat? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1660 I only eat sustainably sourced 1.2727 0.04674 143 112 23 8
1661 Save the bag, I'll just eat it in the car 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1662 Do you have an endangered species discount? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1663 As a casualty of global warming, do you have any last words? 1.2727 0.07540 77 65 3 9
1664 Would you throw it in the air so I could catch it? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1665 If you like that one, I can bring you more just like it. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1666 I ordered fish and chips 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1667 I'm afraid of rapids. 1.2727 0.05888 99 79 13 7
1668 I used to be a hunter; now I'm a gatherer 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1669 No joke. It really is Ubear Eats. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1670 Did you just say, "Bear with me a moment?" 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1671 Oh, no bag, please. I'd like them to think it is home-caught. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
1672 I'm a pescatarian now. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1673 Was it sustainably sourced? 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
1674 Funny,we call it “bagging a big one” in the wood too! 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
1675 Could I have 6 more of those, and 20 pounds of blueberries? 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
1676 I'll have to deliver it myself because my friend's home address recently melted. 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
1677 That’s alright, I don’t need a bag…. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
1678 Having to get farm raised really kills the thrill of the moment! 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
1679 I want to return this to its spawning ground. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1680 Tell me, does this freeze well? 1.2718 0.05721 103 82 14 7
1681 I need to carry that out in my mouth so as not to jeopardize my masculinity. 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
1682 On a plaque…for my den. 1.2717 0.06202 92 74 11 7
1683 Bear with me, it’s my first robbery. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1684 Lent started you know. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1685 I buy farm raised to preserve my environment, because nobody else seems to be interested. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1686 Do you have any napkins? 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1687 It’s my emotional support salmon. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
1688 Truth be told, I hate trying to catch those damn things. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
1689 I'll have to settle for that since you don't have any fillets. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1690 Sure, it's fun in the beginning but it grows old fast. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
1691 He is over three ounces. He will have to go in your checked luggage. 1.2716 0.06807 81 66 8 7
1692 I don't need a bag, thanks. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1693 Carrion 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1694 I was hoping for borscht. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1695 Do you accept scat-coin? 1.2714 0.07592 70 58 5 7
1696 Do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1697 Could you gift wrap it? It's for a special friend. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1698 Do you have this in a non-endangered? 1.2710 0.05722 107 86 13 8
1699 Goldilocks is such a picky guest. Turns out she's a pescatarian! 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1700 Can I put some claw marks on it so it looks like I caught it? 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1701 You'd be surprised how many job openings there are for polar bears. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1702 How about a bow and some colored tissue paper? The wife loves that crap. 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1703 This bag isn’t bear-proof, is it? 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1704 It’s funny… People gripe about the climate crisis, but believe you me, this is so much easier than freezing my tuchus off in a river! 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1705 Could I scratch it up a bit? My wife thinks I'm too civilized as it is. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
1706 If I only ate the eggs and brain, can I return the rest of the fish for cash? 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1707 Would you please throw in a couple of breath mints and napkins? 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1708 I'm going to charge you. Sorry, I mean charge it. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1709 Still completely unopened. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1710 What do you mean ‘swipe my card’? 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1711 It's the wrong size, and Amazon told me you handle their returns. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1712 Previously frozen? 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1713 I’d like chips with that. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1714 Something fishy is going on here 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
1715 Don’t tell the wife. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1716 Mark it: " I'm sorry. Please forgive me" and throw in some seal blubber if you would. Thanks pal. 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
1717 Is that salmon fresh-caught or farm-raised? 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1718 It insisted on being returned to this exact location. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1719 While I miss the berg, I sure don’t miss having to catch these myself! 1.2700 0.04894 100 75 23 2
1720 It's my therapy support animal. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1721 I grabbed tuna by mistake. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1722 Don’t wrap it. I’ll get lucky tonight if she thinks I caught it!” 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
1723 I used to eat it on ice before you guys melted it all. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1724 I missed out on the "teach a bear to fish" life lesson. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1725 This is a much better photo opportunity for tourist rather than pictures down by the river. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1726 Lost and flounder? Tell me you're kidding. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1727 I’m aware of that restriction and, no, it wasn’t caught in a net. 1.2696 0.04674 115 87 25 3
1728 I'm sorry but I specifically told room service, fresh not frozen. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
1729 Save the bag, I’ll just eat it now. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1730 I don't need a bag. Just toss it up into my mouth. 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1731 Don't bother to wrap it. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1732 You seem to be out of iceberg lettuce. 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1733 He wanted to be returned. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
1734 Is it a wild Alaskan humanely caught salmon or a farmed Atlantic? 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1735 I ordered SOCKEYE but got STEELHEAD instead; normally I would not care but my physician says I must reduce my cholesterol . 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1736 Throw it in the air and let's see what happens. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1737 Am I supposed to be eating seals? 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1738 I’m only here because the river is frozen. 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1739 My habitat has shrunk to the size of a paper bag. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
1740 Thanks again for wiring the den. Mildred is addicted to that show where the woman drinks wine and looks out her window all day. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1741 I wasn’t expecting it to be C.O.D. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
1742 Can I swipe? 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1743 Strained paw again. I forgot to stretch." 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1744 You don't think I'm going to spoil the cat? 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1745 No bag please, I’ll eat it here. 1.2689 0.05021 119 93 20 6
1746 I came to see a man about a fish. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
1747 No need. I'll eat it here. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
1748 No need to bag it, just toss it in the air. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1749 Wild caught? 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
1750 Wait, is this farm fresh or wild caught? 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1751 My rewards number is 555-BEAR. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1752 I know returning this may seem fishy, but bear with me. 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
1753 Would you mind throwing that up in the air and letting me catch it in my mouth? 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
1754 Could you please check on the name and address of the Fish farm. I'm' asking for a friend. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1755 If it's farm-raised, I don't want it. 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
1756 No shellfish for me. I keep strictly kosher. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1757 Could you put that on ice? 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1758 You're thinking of Grizzlies. I'd just like a nice walnut plaque." 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
1759 If you’re going to charge that much, I’ll just go upstream. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1760 Amazon would take it back. 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
1761 Stop by sometime. I'll make you dinner. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1762 No bag please, I'll just hold it in my mouth. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1763 No, I don't need no stinking bag. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1764 What’s your return-to-spawn policy? 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1765 Can I get some low sodium soy sauce with that? 1.2680 0.04752 97 72 24 1
1766 It doesn't feel the same when they can't swim away. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1767 How much would it cost to put you in the bag? 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1768 My ancestors are disappointed 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1769 No need to wrap it. I plan to eat it here. As an appetizer. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1770 Much like my ancestors, these used to roam free. 1.2679 0.04390 112 83 28 1
1771 Do you take paper or plastic? 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
1772 Skip the bag. It'll never make it to the car. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1773 That looks frozen instead of fresh. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1774 I'm not interested in DOWNstream supply chain logistics... 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1775 These days, the only thing I need to catch is a break. Am I right? 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1776 Charge. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1777 Instacart Pickup saved me 268 hours of standing in an icy stream! 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1778 Where are the chips? 1.2673 0.05610 101 80 15 6
1779 Can you wrap it in entrails? 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1780 Can you pack it in ice? My climate's on the fritz. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1781 Arctic bred only. I’m buy-Polar. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1782 No, I won't be needing a plastic fork. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
1783 Ran out of canned fish before leaving for work. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1784 That’s just my snack. You’re dinner. 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
1785 Who caught it? I need some lessons... 1.2667 0.04740 105 79 24 2
1786 "Swear not to tell anyone? I prefer farmed to wild-caught." 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
1787 I don't care if this is 'Whole' Foods... I just want a filet! 1.2667 0.04947 90 67 22 1
1788 Don't you have anything bigger? 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1789 I know, it's weird not having to wear a mask. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1790 Skip the bag, I want my wife to think I caught it myself. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1791 Can you throw some ice in the bag-home is a long way off 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
1792 And would you like to give a dollar for the prevention of forest fires? 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1793 Do you have more of those? 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1794 Will you wrap it as a gift? It's my birthday! 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1795 Can you put it on ice? I'm all out of it at home. 1.2661 0.05922 109 90 9 10
1796 Would you toss it into the air 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
1797 $14.99 a pound?! Inflation is such a bear. 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
1798 Oh... it's only the farmed on sale, not wild-caught? 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
1799 It’s best if Goldilocks believes I only eat porridge. 1.2660 0.06083 94 76 11 7
1800 And a bigger bag for yourself. 1.2660 0.06083 94 76 11 7
1801 I usually catch my own, but, you know, March Madness and everything…. 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
1802 Reason for my return? It swam with the current. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1803 Just charge it to the Goldilocks account. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1804 Ubear Eats 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
1805 I'd also like a bag of ice. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
1806 Okay, and I need a bigger one for papa bear and a smaller one for me. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
1807 Oh thanks, but no need to put it in a bag. I'll eat it on the way home. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1808 This fish was sold to me dead. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1809 Add some bagels and cream cheese. I got the rest at home. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1810 Could you wrap that for me? It's an anniversary gift for my wife. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1811 Some of us millennials are going into hibernation! 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1812 I think Mom mixed up our lunch bags again! 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1813 Can you wrap it in the Wall Street Journal? It’s a thank you gift for my broker. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1814 And you swear this stays between the two of us, right? 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1815 I’d like to return this. It tastes a bit fishy. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1816 And how fresh are you? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1817 Without a receipt I can only give you store credit. 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1818 Do you take Bitcoin? 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
1819 Can I put it on layaway? 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1820 Relax! I'm off the turf until after lent. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1821 I want to return this for a larger size 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1822 I never go to Alaska for the salmon spawning season anymore. It's just gotten so commercial. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1823 "Well, my fresh is not the same as your fresh." 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1824 Wow you've really scaled back your operations 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
1825 I figure it's not worth the effort on my end if you guys will do the work for me. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1826 I was going to order this on Amazon, but I figured I should shop local. 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
1827 I could really use some ice. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1828 I don’t think streaming can ever replace going to the theater. 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
1829 They return to where they come from every year, so I'm bringing it back to you. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
1830 I forgot my value card...can I give you my phone number? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1831 Can I have fries with that? 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
1832 Do you really want to argue with ME? 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
1833 Thanks for weighing it without the water this time. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1834 Is that GMO Salmon? 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
1835 Do you have that in pink? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1836 Hi,I am here to pick up an order for Hank the Tank,but I think he ordered pizza 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
1837 It smelled bad after three days. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1838 Before my hibernation, I would like to have chips and some honey as well. Carlos Maranhāo São Paulo, Brazil 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
1839 What about a bear wanting to take advantage of a great sale is strange? I don't appreciate your tone. Let me speak with your manager. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1840 ... And two hundred eighty bags of ice. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
1841 Don’t bother about a bag—I’ll eat it here. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1842 Is that farmed or stream fresh?” 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1843 You can skip the bag and just fling it toward my mouth. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1844 Son, I'm old enough to remember when you had to go down to the river and catch them by hand. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1845 I've always wanted to catch one, are you sure you don't have a green screen? 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1846 Could you recommend an appropriate wine pairing” 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1847 Do you have one that's not speckled? 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1848 I generally like my fish when it's caught wild, but I thought it would be interesting to try farmed fish for a change. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1849 Global warming … let me tell you about it …. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1850 And then it asked me if I had a moment to discuss my cars extended warranty… 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1851 That's salmon,not Arctic char! It's polar opposite to what I asked for. 1.2632 0.06025 95 77 11 7
1852 Would you mind adding some ice? I'm on my way to hibernate. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1853 But it’s still within Amazon’s 30 day return. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1854 Um, hi ... uh, yeah, I hate to be a bother and everything, but, um, I think I ordered the Sockeye salmon? And I'm pretty sure this is a Coho? So if you could just, you know ... switch that out? That would be great. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1855 Bear with an old bear, I remember the time we used to fish in the river. Yeh, a real river with flowing water. And it was cold. 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1856 You know, my freezer broke down a while ago. 1.2626 0.04887 99 75 22 2
1857 My new diet calls for tropical fish. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1858 If you’d put that on 200,000 tons of ice I’d appreciate it. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1859 No, my house melting is an act of man 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1860 I'll only check it as luggage if there are no inflight meals. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1861 It's not dead. It's resting. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1862 I actually don’t need a bag for that. 1.2623 0.04478 122 93 26 3
1863 Did you make that extra crispy? 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1864 Must I pay or can just take by force? 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1865 No, really: I heard if I got them from the Amazon they’d be fresher 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
1866 Was this humanely harvested? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1867 My wife's going pescatarian. 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
1868 This is so much easier than trying to catch one with my mouth. 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
1869 Sorry! It’s an Ukranian salmon, No way, you’re putin your paws on it! 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1870 But I ordered sushi. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1871 Is this freshwater? 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1872 Could you put that on ice? All of mine melted. 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
1873 Mind if I slap it into the bag ? 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1874 You can skip the bagging. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1875 I've only ever eaten fish with the bag on the inside. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1876 Can you put some ice on that? 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
1877 Can you just toss it at me? 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1878 I would self checkout but I'm a polar bear. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1879 I'll just carry it out. Would you mind throwing it up in the air? 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1880 I can see you’ve had a big run on salmon this week. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1881 The day his mother is coming for dinner and THEY decide to damn the river 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1882 Honest, I had it with me when I entered the store. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1883 May I have foil please 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
1884 You mean it doesn’t come with chips? 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
1885 Can you also tell me where to get my nails done? 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
1886 It's so hard to find fresh these days. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1887 I usually have them delivered. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1888 Can't believe this is what I have to do to get a fish these days. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1889 Let's just keep this between you and me. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1890 I bought it a few weeks ago, whats your return policy? 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1891 It has "farm raised" stamped on the dorsal fin. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1892 The box said "wild caught" but it has that gamey smell like farm raised 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1893 You thought I meant fish when I said I was looking for something to eat? 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1894 No need to wrap it, trying to save the environment you know. I’ve already lost my home, no thanks to you ! 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1895 Would you be so kind as to double bag that for me please? 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1896 Handle with care, or you'll sleep with the fishes. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1897 Oh, no bag for me please. Trying to keep my iceberg from shrinking 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1898 You know,I really would prefer a home delivery option. 1.2609 0.04856 92 69 22 1
1899 Is it net caught? 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1900 Don't worry about the bag, I'm good. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1901 OK... That works for me, didn't you pick up any for yourself? 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1902 I stopped standing in the river with my mouth wide open after my kids watched "Finding Nemo". 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1903 We may be polar opposites, but we will demonstrate unity in our support of Ukraine. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1904 Thanks, but no. I'm so sick of salmon. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1905 As you can see, the fish is out of the bag. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
1906 It's my emotional support animal. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1907 I used to catch my own but my arthritis has been acting up 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1908 It's farmed. I prefer fresh. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1909 Whoa! I ordered a baby seal. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
1910 Have you sanitized your hands? 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
1911 Is it fresh or previously frozen? 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
1912 I’d return the fisherman too, but he’s already been used. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
1913 Remember: you didn't see me in here. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
1914 I can't believe I almost forgot our anniversary. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
1915 I would prefer plastic, actually 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
1916 Bear: "Listen, take the fish back. I can't bear to eat it with that look on its face". 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1917 Is there a senior discount? 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1918 I'd like that 'neat,' please----no ice. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
1919 ...not to go please, I'll be eating it here. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1920 I’ll add the teeth marks before I serve it. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1921 I brought my own plastic bag from the ocean. 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
1922 How 'bout I check out your bass 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
1923 Omnivore's Dilemma 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
1924 I’ve been dying to try the farm-raised stuff 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1925 I guess you could say I’m a pesca-bear-ian. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1926 Actually I'll eat that here. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1927 I couldn't find the porridge." 1.2588 0.06727 85 71 6 8
1928 Could you step back a few feet and throw it toward me? 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
1929 I’m joining The Great Resignation. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
1930 If any bears ask, I caught this upstream. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1931 Is that locally-sourced, organic, artisanal salmon? 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1932 Some of the grizzlies are coming over. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1933 Not Paper or Plastic, I want them back in the river. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1934 phishing? 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1935 Only one please, because I'm on a diet. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1936 My friends will go crazy how I managed to catch a tuna 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1937 This is fresh salmon. You're not gonna get a better price during this inflationary period. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1938 I don’t have a fishing license, so this will have to do. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1939 Climate change is becoming rather costly. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1940 Instead of a bag could you toss it at my mouth as fast as you can? 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1941 I prefer buying in bulk, but my house is shrinking. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1942 Don't bother with the bag. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1943 The kids are learning Mandarin this winter while they sleep. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1944 Can you put the rushing brook in a jar? 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1945 Paper please, plastic binds me up. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1946 Is it farm-raised or wild? 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
1947 Could I exchange it for the next size? 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
1948 I scratch it up before I get home, the kids can never tell the difference. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
1949 It’s for a friend…..really. 1.2571 0.05585 105 85 13 7
1950 You did say this was a bear market, correct? 1.2571 0.05585 105 85 13 7
1951 Could you wrap it in newspaper, please? It’s a gift. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
1952 Is this wild caught or farmed? 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
1953 '"It's a Bear Market." 1.2569 0.04591 109 83 24 2
1954 I'm actually going to eviscerate it here. 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
1955 Actually, can I get that gift-wrapped? 1.2569 0.05742 109 90 10 9
1956 Do you do global warming discounts? 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
1957 I'm on a seal-free diet because the ice floes melted. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1958 You’re sure it’s organic wild caught, not GMO, farmed, pre-frozen?? 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
1959 Skip the bag ,I'll just eat it now. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
1960 Would you throw in an iceberg with that? 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
1961 At these prices, I should just go catch it myself. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
1962 Can I buy now and pay later? 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
1963 Could you keep this refrigerated for me? It is getting a little too warm out there. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
1964 "What? You don't have plastic anymore? Buggers. Now I'll get fish smell on my car seat." 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
1965 And throw in that NatGeo video of a rushing river, please. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
1966 The S&P 500 has nothing to do with me, bag the fish 1.2564 0.05172 117 94 16 7
1967 I don’t need a bag; I’ll just ferociously consume it immediately. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
1968 There's an exclusion on the coupon? 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
1969 Just the head, please. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1970 My sushi chef is on vacation. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1971 Is this farm raised or wild? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1972 Farm raised but don't tell anyone, ok? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1973 The prices are outrageous, but thank goodness for the global supply chain. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
1974 Bagging that will create more of a problem than a solution. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
1975 I just wanted something easy tonight. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
1976 I hear you but it’s just more convenient this way. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1977 I’m retired, just can’t bear the thought of fishing. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
1978 Save a tree, I’ll eat it here. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
1979 Steep, yes but it's wild caught and flash frozen 1.2561 0.04850 82 61 21 0
1980 Do you have one that brings with it the taste stimulating scent of a mountain stream? 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
1981 Can you wrap it for me as well...maybe something in newspaper? 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
1982 Does that one sing like the one my brother has on his wall? 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1983 Can you wrap this up and send it to my ex-wife? 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1984 Throw it into my mouth - let's all pretend we aren't dead inside. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1985 Just to let you know... There's no more honey. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1986 Excuse me, how much for that wild Alaskan salmon? 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1987 Farm to table is much easier. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1988 He's a rescue fish. But honestly, I think he rescued me. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1989 No plastic bag for me, please. Going straight back to the ocean. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1990 This would have been way easier if you store used Uber Eats. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1991 I'll need you to pack that with some ice. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1992 These prices will have me back to catching them myself. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
1993 If it's from Russia, forget it. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
1994 Do you sell bagels and cream cheese too? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1995 I thought it would come smoked. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
1996 I just started the keto diet— wish me luck 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
1997 Do you accept crypto? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1998 If you’d told me about this place sooner, I wouldn’t have broken into your house to eat your garbage. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
1999 Do you know if the salmon is farm-raised or wild? 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2000 I like fish, but this fish was a little too much of a fishy fish, you know? 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2001 Skip the bag, I’ll eat it here. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2002 Perfect! So much easier nicer than fighting the crowds. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2003 Do you have a plastic fork? 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2004 Can I get that filleted, please? 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2005 Can you verify this is wild-caught? 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2006 I mean… I grew up in this neighborhood and I barely recognize it these days. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2007 My new normal is eating people but I’m having a nostalgic yen today. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
2008 I just love that farm raised salmon. 1.2551 0.04658 98 74 23 1
2009 You don't act so surprised when you see a yellow bear walk out with a jar of honey. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2010 I'm here for my pick up order. Name is Ella. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
2011 Can it be gift wrapped? 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
2012 I used to feel so guilty, but honestly, they can't tell the difference between store bought and home caught. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
2013 Its just got to tide me over until spring. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
2014 Could you put it in a bigger bag? I don't want my husband to see it. He hates take-out. 1.2547 0.05537 106 86 13 7
2015 Who can afford wild-caught these days? 1.2547 0.04655 106 81 23 2
2016 It's a gift...can you wrap it? 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
2017 Forget the fish! What are you doing after work? 1.2540 0.07494 63 52 6 5
2018 Well, you look delici...I mean delightful. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2019 Oh I don't need a bag but could you toss it in the air? 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2020 Yup..., I have been on the pescatarian diet since birth 1.2537 0.05356 67 50 17 0
2021 Wear gloves, please. I don't like bare hands. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2022 Shouldn't it be fried first? 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2023 It is for my son at the Seattle Zoo! 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
2024 I used to catch them with my bear hands. Get it? Bear hands! 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2025 Actually, I couldn’t find the honey. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
2026 I did eat three at the bin, ok? 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2027 Sir, is this wild-caught? 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2028 The salmon run just ain’t what it used to be. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2029 It's even better without the rice, wasabi and soy sauce. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2030 eSushi grade, smooshie grade. It's for gefilte fish. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2031 I'm a gatherer, not a hunter. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2032 No bag, please. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2033 Don't mind me. I'll just pay for this upstream. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2034 But is it fresh, free range, organic wild sourced vegan hormone and antibiotic free, no additives or preservatives, and PETA approved? 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2035 My friends tried to eat him. His name is Doug. Take care of him. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2036 Now that I am back in the office, I just can't find the time to catch my own anymore. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2037 No bag, thanks. 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
2038 Do you take paw pay? 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2039 Does this come in a larger size? 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2040 Its her birthday. I suppose you have a better idea? 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2041 I usually like to stock up when I’m streaming. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2042 It's a shame you don't carry wild. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2043 And how many bags of ice do you have left? 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2044 I don't need a bag, thank you. Can you please just throw it at my mouth? 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2045 I didn't quite catch that. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2046 It’s wild-caught, right? 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2047 You know, 'Give a bear a fish,' etcetera." 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2048 No need to bag it - it's fast food! 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
2049 I'm going to pair it with a fine Rose from the south of France. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2050 Do you want it in the bag or...? 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
2051 Is it farmed or fresh? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2052 And you say it's guaranteed to spawn? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2053 Are you sure this salmon was wild caught and sustainably harvested from a pure water source? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2054 Can you take the bones out ? 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2055 Did I win the fishing contest? 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2056 Lent Season 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2057 My wife said to catch a salmon from the river. If you see her, I was never here. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2058 The river was too far. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2059 I only eat organic naturally caught fish. This is clearly farm raised. 1.2527 0.04840 91 69 21 1
2060 You're sure it's fresh caught? I have an image to uphold. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2061 This is fresh, never frozen, right? 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
2062 That's ok. I'll eat it here. Now. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
2063 CLERK: The best I can do is five dollars. CUSTOMER: What if I told you I caught it with my bare hands? 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
2064 My friend here is looking for a bicycle. 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
2065 Can I have 150 of these 3-D printed by Thursday? 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
2066 What do you mean this is nonrefundable? 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2067 Is it fresh,line caught, and sustainable? 1.2526 0.06165 95 79 8 8
2068 It's the show up trophy for my son's salmon catching team. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
2069 Can I get it pan-fried? 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
2070 That's okay. Would you mind throwing it into my mouth? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2071 No need for a bag. I am going to eat it in the car. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2072 It can’t be wild-caught -- it has no claw or bite marks! 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
2073 Where polar bears go when they lose their habitat. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
2074 Can you filet that for me, honey? 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
2075 Could I get a bagel and some cream cheese with that? 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
2076 What do you mean you don't barter? 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
2077 Would you please clean that for me. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
2078 I'm kind of between residences so no take out for me, Bob--just a light supper over in Frozen Foods. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
2079 Do you have one with a little tale action ? 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
2080 Locally sourced, I presume. 1.2522 0.04251 115 87 27 1
2081 How well stocked is your dumpster? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2082 Paper please...plain, brown, no markings or logos. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2083 Damn river's freezing and fished out - just bag it and don't judge. 1.2500 0.04795 92 70 21 1
2084 These supply chain issues... 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2085 Could you add teeth-marks and blood? It's for a dinner party. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2086 An apple would have done fine 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2087 Where do you keep the ice cream? 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
2088 There is an extra $5 in it for you if you tell my wife I caught it. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2089 Well, I couldn’t come home empty handed. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2090 Lots of ice please!" 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2091 I'm a zoo release. Don't know how to fish. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2092 I forgot it was Veganuary. 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
2093 Excuse me, I'll eat it here... 1.2500 0.04301 112 85 26 1
2094 Just give me the fish, and nobody gets hurt! 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2095 Oh, and a bay of ice. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
2096 It was a gift. I have tons. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2097 No need to wrap that up. I'll take it to go. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2098 Could you toss it in the fountain out front so I can pretend to catch it? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2099 Do you have this in a larger size? 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
2100 Roof grruggle brrrip hrrghh!! 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
2101 If it weren't for the seals, I wouldn't have to settle for mackerel. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2102 I might be a lost polar bear but I can tell you that this is not artic salmon! 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
2103 This seems like a nice plaice. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
2104 Can you ship this to my mother in Florida, in one day ? 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2105 This one's defective - it only swims downstream. 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
2106 Snacks from the bear market. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2107 I'm giving up eating...you...for Lent. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2108 I prefer fresh frozen to fresh farmed. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2109 Can I play with it first? 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2110 Teach a bear to scare a man who sells fish... 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
2111 And can I get some ice with that? 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
2112 You can keep the scales. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2113 Paper please, and a little salt. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2114 I'd catch it myself, but---dam! 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2115 Don't you have any newspaper? 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2116 Good I talk to your manager? Maybe John Kerry? 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2117 Its either this or some stupid hunter 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
2118 No, I didn't see a bar code. He jumped out of the water fountain when I stopped to drink. 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
2119 Could you please wrap that in a newspaper? 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2120 No condiments please, I'm going to eat it bear. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2121 And two cans of tangy pepper spray please. 1.2500 0.04683 96 73 22 1
2122 No, sorry, I don't have anything smaller. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2123 Can I also get a large bag of ice? 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2124 I specifically ordered upstream! 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2125 I prefer catfish. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
2126 But it was fresh when I went to bed. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2127 Could you gift wrap it? 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2128 Do you accept the Amex Cod? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2129 I hope it's not farmed, because I can't seem to find any in Alaska. 1.2500 0.04795 92 70 21 1
2130 I used to fish and get cold and wet. This way is much easier. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2131 I never was very good fishing in those cold rivers. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
2132 Don't forget to include extra wasabi. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
2133 The catching fish by the waterfall? That’s just for the tourists. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2134 Life is too short to fish. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2135 "I just got tired of those thieving bald eagles!" 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
2136 I'm sure I ordered it filleted . 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
2137 No thanks,I'll eat it on the way out. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2138 Would you mind packing it ice for me? A lot of ice. 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
2139 Just toss it up in the air and I'll snag it. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2140 Actually, if you don't mind, I won't need the bag. I'll just carry it out in my mouth. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2141 Did you include the capers and dill? 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2142 I'm an endangered species...did you seriously just ask "paper or plastic?!" 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
2143 It's my weekly treat during retirement. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
2144 If you’ve a sink in your washroom I’ll just eat it here? 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2145 No bag, thank you. I’m just going to rip it to shreds and devour it here. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
2146 Salt and water on a side, please. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2147 No need to wrap it. I’m famished. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2148 I get the discount for endangered species. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2149 ‘Do you want me to leave this out of the bag?’ 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2150 Actually, I’d prefer plastic. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2151 Can I prepare it like walrus? 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2152 No that’s MY lunch. The ad said you were hiring an Animal Assistant! 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
2153 No bag. Just toss it toward my gaping mouth. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
2154 No bag, thanks. I’m going to eat that right now for a little nosh. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
2155 My kids decided to go vegan as well. Please refund. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
2156 Just hit paws 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
2157 If you think this is unlikely, steer clear of the men’s room. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
2158 Oh... and can you remove the price tag. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2159 Hank was hogging all the fish. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
2160 No, I do not need any prep ideas. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2161 I m a fish out of water My wife and I are in hibernation 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2162 Do you really sell a pastry named “Bear Claws”? 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2163 Excuse me. Is that wild or domesticated salmon? 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
2164 I don’t a bag, thanks. Just pop it in my mouth. 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
2165 Technically, I should be getting the "wild caught" salmon price. 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
2166 No bag please, I want to tell the wife I caught it with my bear hands 1.2473 0.05853 93 76 11 6
2167 Take-out beats slaving over a cold ice floe all day! 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2168 Streams make me itch. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2169 You can skip the bag. Let's not melt those icebergs! 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2170 Would you please batter & deep fry this please? Much better than fresh from the stream. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2171 Can you break that into 20 herrings? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2172 I wanted to send her something very special. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2173 I choose paper, to protect the environment. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2174 Did you give me my endangered species discount? 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2175 Is that salmon from Alaska? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2176 Do you accept MasterCarp? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2177 And if a National Geographic photographer comes nosing around asking questions, you never saw me. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2178 This is easier than chasing it upstream during spawn season. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2179 Can you trust me till tomorrow? 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2180 Can you pack it with some river water? I want everyone to think that I caught it. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2181 That’s right, bears do shop in the woods. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2182 Is it fresh? 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2183 Is that locally caught? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2184 And if you don’t take salmon for payment, I can just as easily maul you. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2185 I can't believe I had to come all the way here to find one 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2186 No bag. I’ll eat it in the car. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2187 Amazon doesn't deliver to the Arctic Circle. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2188 Would it be too much to ask you to crouch down in a tub of cold water and throw it up in the air? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2189 That's wild, right? I can't eat farm raised. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2190 It’s like the old adage: ‘If you teach a polar bear to shop for fish, you feed him for a lifetime.’ 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2191 Since when am I not allowed a carrion bag? 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2192 Do you take berries? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2193 With climate change it’s just easier to come all they way downstream. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2194 It's a gift for my honey. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2195 This isn't one of those fish that smell "fishy," is it? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2196 Could you suggest a good recipe for this ? 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2197 I need to replace this for a bigger size. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2198 Is drone delivery available for these yet? 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
2199 Actually, I'll just carry it out in my mouth. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2200 Look,I toss it in the river,wait upstream,and nothing happens. Can I at least get store credit? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2201 I barely know how sales work but this looks a little fishy.” Mariah Nolting, Logan, I 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2202 Just the bear essentials. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
2203 Would it be possible to wrap that in a pizza? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2204 Don't you have any live fish ? This one's already dead ? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2205 The bag won't be necessary - I'll carry the fish in my mouth. 1.2468 0.04945 77 58 19 0
2206 Are you sure it's gluten free? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2207 Is that farm-raised or stream-sourced? 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
2208 Humanely raised, right? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2209 And I don’t want it “to go”. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2210 Sir, I said you can pay by CARD 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2211 Can I return this without a receipt? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2212 I prefer red meat but my wife has us on this fish diet. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2213 Can you check the price please? This one didn't have a bearcode. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2214 Can’t bear fishing anymore 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2215 They said going through trash and breaking into cars is unacceptable, so I thought "what the hay. I'll do as the natives do. You have a very nice selection by the way." 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2216 I've become a veget-bearian. Have you got anything plant based? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2217 Is gift wrapping available? 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2218 It's not what you think. I just finished hibernating. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2219 Could you box it... it's for a gift 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2220 I'm going keto. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
2221 No bag, just throw it 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
2222 I don't need a bag. I'm going to snack on it on my way to the woods 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
2223 Rather than in-store pick up, I prefer the self-serve streaming service. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2224 Is it? Good. I’m hosting a party and it’s very important that it’s ‘wild-caught.’ 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
2225 It was dead when I bought it. 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
2226 Could I get the fish to go? 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
2227 Of course I'd like to donate my change the Save Arctic Seafood Foundation! 1.2451 0.05474 102 83 13 6
2228 OK comrade, if you won't sell me the fish because of the sanctions, can I at least wear the bag over my head? 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
2229 I smelled that salmon 6 blocks from here, but I'm not sure if that's good or bad. 1.2451 0.05474 102 83 13 6
2230 I have a coupon for that 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
2231 Just toss it up in the air and I’ll grab it and go. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
2232 My arthritis flares up when I stand in cold streams. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
2233 Well we’re still doing optional work from home so I’m taking advantage… 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
2234 I'm new to the area. So glad I found a place that sells what I used to be able to source myself. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2235 Can you . . . can you gift wrap it? 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2236 I think that's the one that got away on me. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2237 What? It's hard to catch them on your own... 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2238 Oh,neither; the kids are after me to avoid recyclables 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2239 During Covid, you delivered right to my cave. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2240 The river is so polluted lately, is this one from a fish farm? 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2241 Would that be farm-raised or wild-caught? 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2242 I eat what I catch and don't need any bag!" Cal Bellamy, Munster, I 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2243 I didn't order sushi. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2244 Mouth. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2245 Can you put in ice? I have a long journey home. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2246 No fish - Just the ice, please! 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2247 I’d like to exchange this for the sea lion, please. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2248 It was a gift, I’m vegan. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2249 To stay or to go? 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2250 You might want to scan that twice. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2251 Remember that guy up in Alaska and his girlfriend? Let's just call that one on-the-house, shall we? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2252 I'm also farm-raised these days. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2253 It's unopened in its original packaging. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2254 You tell people you're a pescatarian and they all bring the same wedding gift 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2255 Do you take cold, hard cash? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2256 No bag. I’m going to eat it now. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2257 Can I have my fish in a cooler instead? 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2258 I just tell them it's wild caught 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2259 No need to bag it. It’s better for the environment if I eat it here. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2260 These are harder to find in the wild. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2261 Are the eggs extra? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2262 It's pre-dipped in honey, yes? 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2263 It was a gift. I really prefer berries. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2264 No fries. 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2265 Don’t tell anyone I got it here 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2266 Excuse me sir,what isle are the white claws on? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2267 No bag –what's the claw and carry price? 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2268 You wouldn't happen to have a barrel instead of a bag,would you? 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2269 I know it was BOGO but I snacked while I shopped. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2270 Oh, I've been using the curbside pickup. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2271 Don't tell my wife, she thinks I've been fishing all day. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2272 I just got my nails done. 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
2273 I said plastic 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
2274 You can’t get fresh fish where I’m going to. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2275 Is it fresh from spawning? 1.2439 0.04771 82 62 20 0
2276 No need for a bag. I'll swallow it here." 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2277 I’m actually Vegan, it’s for my husband. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2278 Do you ship to ice floes? 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2279 I’m just here for the bear necessities. 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
2280 Now, throw it up in the air. 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
2281 I'm sorry but my wallet fell in when the ground under me melted. 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
2282 Are you sure this is fresh? I don't want her getting suspicious. 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
2283 I like to suck on it while I sleep for the next three months. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2284 Can you just feed it to me here? 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2285 Have you been to the Arctic in March? 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
2286 I don't want paper or plastic. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2287 It's not for me,my wife is a pescatarian. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2288 No need to bag that, I'm going to eat it in the car on the way home, while it is fresh. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2289 I like that you use paper bags. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
2290 It’s valuable currency where I come from. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2291 Is that wild or farm raised salmon? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2292 Could I get that double-bagged? 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2293 I'd like to see something in a wild salmon, please 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
2294 Sure. Whatever. I know the benefits of wild-caught. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2295 Yeah, the whole crew is coming over Saturday. How about delivering ants on a log with a side of bee hives? 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
2296 Gift-wrapped, please. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2297 Is it wild or farm raised? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2298 I asked for wild. This is farmed. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2299 How is my total $274? 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2300 I've kept this a secret for years! 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2301 Can you just deliver that to my den ? 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
2302 May I have a slew of vinegar, tartar sauce and napkins, please? Oh, and your largest toothpick… 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2303 The package was supposed to include a dozen bear claws. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2304 Do you know if this was “wild caught”? I’m on a paleo diet. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2305 I would, but I'd have to get my feet wet. 1.2429 0.07176 70 59 5 6
2306 It really makes a great mid-hibernation snack. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2307 Was this free-caught? 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2308 Do I s#!t in the woods? OF COURSE I want it! 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2309 Is the freezer bag recyclable? 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
2310 You say it's fresh? Some of my teeth are missing, so that's important. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
2311 No no! put the bag in the fish, like they serve them in the ocean! 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
2312 I just prefer farm raised. 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
2313 Skip the bag - just put it in my mouth. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
2314 You'll love my sushi bar! 1.2421 0.04665 95 73 21 1
2315 You accept BitCoin? 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2316 Can I get on your frequent customer list ? 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2317 How about a senior discount for an old bear who can't fish any more? 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2318 Save the bag. I'll just eat it here. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2319 I just want to see how the other half lives. 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
2320 I'm going to mount it, not eat it 1.2418 0.06121 91 76 8 7
2321 Instead of paper, can you put that in a pic-a-nic basket? 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2322 Oh don't bother bagging it,I'm going to eat it in the parking lot. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2323 Don't you have something that's not on the endangered species list? 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2324 No bag, thanks. You can just stick it in my mouth, 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2325 No, just toss it in the air in front of me, and I'll bag it myself. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2326 Doctor, I am the Great Clown Pagliacci. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2327 I eat only whole foods. 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
2328 Oh, you can keep the bag, I’m gonna eat it on the bus. Thanks! 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2329 Sometimes you just don’t want to stick your bear behind into a frigid mountain stream ! 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2330 Can you actually just put it in my mouth? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2331 Do you take 'I will not eat you right now? 1.2414 0.06533 87 74 5 8
2332 I know it's farm raised but who has the time to keep going down to the river. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2333 Cashier cashier what do you see I see a polar bear out to get me 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2334 Can I get the Global Warming discount please 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2335 After the video of me breaking in went viral last month, some people reached out to help me integrate in human civilization. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2336 No need to bag it; I will eat it right here! 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2337 I’ll just eat it here 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2338 Midnight munchies. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
2339 Is that fresh? I really prefer fresh. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
2340 You know I can't hibernate when there's a discount. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2341 And what would I do with a bag? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2342 "This is a lot easier than standing in a cold river hoping to catch one." 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2343 You've got your finger on the scale. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2344 My mom says I’m not getting enough fish. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2345 I can't bear hunting. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
2346 Where do I swipe to pay? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2347 Actually, I just changed my mind. I'd rather eat you. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2348 Honestly, I’d rather be fishing. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2349 I need some ice with that. There's none at home anymore. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
2350 No need for the bag, I caught him with my bear hands. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
2351 My wife says that they taste best with the head on. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2352 I need a good wine to go with that - any recommendations ? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2353 Don’t need a bag. I brought me. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2354 My doctor's put me on a seafood diet 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2355 I couldn't catch a tossed ball with a catcher's mitt. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2356 May I have a receipt for the gift cod? 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2357 Would you mind mounting it for me? 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2358 Sure, easy for you. We invented streaming ! 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
2359 The salmon run is just too crowded this year. 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
2360 I will take that - no need to put it in a bag. 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
2361 Oy vey, this is an express lane? I was hibernating already. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2362 Um, yeah. This is obviously farmed, but the sign said caught this morning. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2363 Throw it to me first. I want to truthfully say, "I caught it." 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2364 I'm farm-raised. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2365 But the ad said it was returnable. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
2366 Do you gift wrap? My boss has a birthday in two weeks. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2367 Could you possibly spare some ice, mine has all melted. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2368 I need some ice also. A lot of ice. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2369 Prime was late on the delivery. And it's not wild caught anyway. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2370 I prefer wild caught but I’m in a hurry. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2371 this salmon was wild caught -- but was the bait non GMO? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2372 Let's share; I insist. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2373 DON’T BOTHER TO WRAP IT. I’LL TAKE IT TO GO! 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2374 The hunt was really taking a toll on me 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2375 Oh I don’t need a bag. Can you throw it straight into my mouth? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2376 Normally I'd catch these myself, but the comments on those bear-cam websites have been so fat-phobic lately. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2377 How do you know that one is, "just right," for me? 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
2378 Do you accept coupons? 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
2379 I'm terrible with icebreakers. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
2380 I can't control my body anymore these days. I can never tell if I'm about to hibernate or if I'm just overeating. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2381 « I usually eat it shaken over ice » 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2382 Can you take off the price tag? I told my husband I was heading to the spawning grounds. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2383 Does that come with fries? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2384 It’s wild-bought.” 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2385 Is this free-range? 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2386 Teach a bear to shop... 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2387 There’s nothing wrong with it it’s just a little less “upstream” than I’d like 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2388 Do you need a bag? 1.2393 0.05242 117 97 12 8
2389 Cash or Credit, sir?" "Brrrrrregh 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
2390 How many coupons do you accept? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2391 Can't tell you how hard it is to find a good fishmonger these days. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2392 I am returning this item because it smells fishy. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2393 Plastic keeps that “just-caught” taste, if you don’t mind. 1.2391 0.04471 92 70 22 0
2394 My husband swears he can't taste the difference. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2395 It’s supposed to be two for $5.79. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
2396 I appreciate your help, but I miss the old business model. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2397 Did you know that too much red meat isn’t good for you? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2398 I need this for my salmon-moose recipe. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2399 I don’t need a bag. 1.2386 0.04570 88 67 21 0
2400 It’s not for me. It’s for my wife. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2401 I love the self-serve department 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2402 No bag, please. Maybe you could just throw it into my mouth? 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2403 Y'know, it digests better when you scratch, stretch, and roar right after gulping it down. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2404 Trade you for two ringed seals and half a snow shoe. 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2405 So I was surprised you don't carry capers. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2406 Skip the bag. I'll take it Al fresco. The bag is too much fiber... 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2407 I feel like a fish out of water. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2408 Are you sure that the fish is free from Covid? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2409 Oh sweetie you just wait, I haven't had "wild caught" since we were dating. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2410 My wife said I should cut back before hibernation 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2411 I know it's unusual, but I just prefer farm-raised. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2412 Do you have a nice wine to pair with it? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2413 I’d like it gift-wrapped. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2414 Salmon inflation? But I'm a bear. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2415 After three days it started to smell bad. 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
2416 My regular fishing spot is now a carpark. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2417 Bearing in mind climate change keep the paper bag I'll eat the Mackerel on the sled. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2418 $15- what’s the catch? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2419 I like ‘em extra smelly. 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
2420 My gift for you working to save our environment. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
2421 My name's Hank The Tank. Don't bother wrapping it, I'll eat it here. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2422 I'll just carry it out in my mouth. 1.2376 0.05477 101 83 12 6
2423 Is this salmon sushi-grade? 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2424 I don't need a bag. I'll maul it on my way out. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2425 Is this the spawn shop? 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2426 Sir, please take your thumb off the scale. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2427 No bag thanks. I'll carry it home in my mouth. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2428 I know how this is going to sound, but can I use your restroom? 1.2375 0.06474 80 67 7 6
2429 Sorry, I forgot my reusable bags at home. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2430 ...human repellant for the subway. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2431 My husband just decided to go vegan. Again. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2432 But are you sure it's organic? 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
2433 Would you like this for here or To-go? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2434 I don't need a bag, I'm going to eat it on my way out. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
2435 Talk about inflation! Come Spring I'm going to take fly-fishing lessons. 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
2436 I’m looking for something in a larger size. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2437 To make a long story short, we settled on a hiber-cation this year. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2438 Does the price also cover filleting? 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
2439 Paper? Really? Think about it. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
2440 I'll take it to go. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2441 I bring you fresh salmon, you pay me. It's called business. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2442 Back in the day I used to catch them myself, but being retired I like to shop for my fish. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2443 Can I just get it raw? I forgot to bring 50¢ for the bag. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2444 Every time I order delivery, they gave me a can of tuna 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2445 By the way, you're out of capers. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2446 May I put a few tooth marks in that? My wife thinks I’m a slacker. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2447 I’m cooking for ONE tonight”. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2448 No,I don’t have a receipt. I just bought it yesterday. Just smell it. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2449 Cocktail and Tartar, please. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2450 Checking my carry on luggage come on! 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2451 My service doesn't provide a reliable stream. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2452 It beats poaching. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2453 Don't bag it, I'll eat it here. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2454 They tried to put me back out, into the wilds, but, NO! Old habits die hard. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2455 Can you just say that it's wild caught? 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2456 Can I exchange this for fresh? I heard smoking is bad for you. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2457 Don’t need a bag, I’ll eat it now. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2458 You're out of fresh seal. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2459 Do you take Master Claws? 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2460 You wouldn't happen to have any glaciers for that, would you? 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2461 I saw it on that PBS "Nature" program. Thought I would try it. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2462 Can I go ahead and get 150 more salmon to go with that please? 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2463 It’s up 20% from last week. Inflation! 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2464 I miss swimming upstream though. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2465 And you're sure it's wild-caught? I'll never hear the end of it if I bring store-bought AND farm-raised to the potluck. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2466 Pardon my accent, I usually don’t shop this far south. You know the whole climate change thingy. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2467 First give me bite and a swipe. I want my wife to think I caught it. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2468 But I assumed you were my two for one. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
2469 To me, that's a minnow 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2470 Oh, no thank you. I'll be devouring it alive right here. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2471 Put away that fish, I’ll take you instead. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2472 Albert desperately tried to remember what to do for Bear Tax. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2473 The darn supply chain, am I right? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2474 Paper please, I can't bear plastic bags. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2475 Wrap it nice, please. It's her birthday. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2476 Is that wild caught? 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2477 There's something fishy about this.... 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2478 Do you have take it or eat it here? 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2479 I’m pining for the fjords. 1.2360 0.05984 89 74 9 6
2480 Could you please give extra ice with that? 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2481 Could you, please, gift-wrap it? 1.2360 0.04526 89 68 21 0
2482 But it was my best catch of the spring! 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2483 ‘’I’ve finally learned to buy instead of beg, scavenge or steal” 1.2360 0.04526 89 68 21 0
2484 This is organic, right? 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2485 The more ice you can pack it in,the better. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2486 And they'll never know I didn't catch it with my own teeth. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
2487 I can’t eat it if it’s farm-raised. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
2488 It's tofish. I just feel like we all need to do our part. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
2489 Please keep this entre nous. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
2490 To be frank, I prefer farm-raised anyway. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2491 Do I get a discount if it's been out of the stream for more than thirty seconds? 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2492 I prefer wild caught 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2493 No need to bag it. I'll have it right here, on the spot. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2494 I need to return this fish as I was unaware it would come with bones. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
2495 You sure? I got 2 for that price not that long ago. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
2496 That's wild, right? You know I hate farmed fish 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
2497 Actually, instead of a paper bag, can I get a politically-feasible plan to address carbon emissions? 1.2353 0.07293 68 58 4 6
2498 Don't bother, I'll eat it on the way home. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2499 Before climate change destroyed my habitat, I used to catch these things with my bear hands. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2500 You just can't get these back home anymore. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2501 I could have caught it myself, but it's hard to beat convenience. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
2502 Oh, you can just toss into my mouth. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2503 I usually try and shop local but there was nothing in the water today. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2504 No bag. Just toss it to me and sound like a river. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2505 is it kosher for Passover? 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2506 And the water can be super cold 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2507 They’re migrating much further downtown then ever 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
2508 You can skip the bag. I'm just going to eat it in the parking lot. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2509 I’d prefer a box as it’s a wedding gift. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2510 My swatting salmon skills are well below par. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2511 I don't have cash or a card but I'm a bear and I could rip your face off so....... 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2512 I can't afford the commute to the river anymore. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2513 Can you place him upstream in the bag please? 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2514 Do you have a plastic bag? We're so much more familiar with those where I live. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2515 Is it farmed or wild? 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2516 Yes, you will want to consume this prior to hibernation. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2517 Don’t bother to wrap it, I’ll just eat it here”. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2518 I just sit by the fire and read a good book. My wife thinks I have nothing better to do than bat fish out of a cold stream all day. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2519 I would have caught it fresh myself but my ice floe melted last week. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2520 I know I should shop local, but you can't beat convenience. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2521 I know what fish tastes like, but I'm hoping you taste like chicken. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2522 Could you just throw it to me? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2523 Guaranteed harvested post-spawning by Indigenous fishermen with tribal rights. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2524 Skip the takeout. I'll eat it right here. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2525 Is it sustainably wild-caught? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2526 I’m at the top of the food chain, but I like the convenience of the supply chain. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2527 Paper or plastic? Couldn't I have it in a rushing stream? 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
2528 Is it sushi grade? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2529 Was this caught swimming upstream or downstream? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2530 On second thought,why waste a bag. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2531 It's WHAT price per pound!?" "I'm moving back to Alaska! 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2532 I don't need a bag. Just shove it right in my mouth please. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2533 Could you wrap that in a heart-shaped box? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2534 Are you flirting with me? 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2535 I’d like it smoked by Saturday. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2536 And I’ll have the honey mustard dressing and a side of fries please. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2537 I'm binging Succession and just don't have the time to wait for them to swim upstream.... 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
2538 No, no! I want the "Don't worry, be happy" one! 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2539 Any more in the back storeroom?" Like, six or seven hundred? 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2540 Don't bother rapping it. I brought a bun. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2541 Now please throw the fish into my mouth. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2542 Could I get that filleted? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2543 I'm tired of cold feet. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2544 Well, the water is cold this time of year and trying to slap a salmon out of a rapid and onto shore takes a lot of eye-hand coordination! 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2545 Finally your farm-to-table products have become available in this area. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2546 No bag,just put it in my mouth. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
2547 I take weekends off from catching my own fish. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2548 It has to look like right from the rapids. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2549 I don't need a bag, I'll eat in. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2550 Just raw. It's my mother's recipe. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2551 Just this, and a bottle of Coke. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2552 Due to supply chain shortages on the sea ice, I won’t be needing a to go bag. I’ll eat you both here. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2553 You sure it's wild caught? I'm already endangered enough. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2554 Just throw it at my mouth. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2555 Next time, can you just stream it to me? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2556 Holy shit, a bear! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2557 It's so expensive I can only afford one, but I've got a great recipe to serve it on a bed of kale and crispy garlic. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2558 Switching to farm-raised seemed like the ethical choice. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2559 Can I tell Papa that it’s wild caught? 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2560 The warranty said it wouldn't stink for a year 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2561 We also have omega-3 in capsules. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2562 do you know if that's free range? 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2563 Oh, honey. I call everyone honey, honey. 1.2326 0.04582 86 66 20 0
2564 Is the bag compostable? 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2565 I smoke it but I don't inhale. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2566 Could you wrap it separately? I hate it when my groceries smell like fish. 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2567 I always feel embarrassed buying those. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2568 I usually have lots of energy to catch my own fresh salmon, but during hibernation, everyone in our den got Covid. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2569 You hop on in there too 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2570 You bite it you buy it. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2571 My wife will kill me if I bring home farm raised. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2572 My wife will be back soon with her own dinner. 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2573 Mr. Bear,we have a promotion: Buy One Salmon,Get One Free. Are you sure you only want one fish,not two fish? How about a redfish or bluefish? 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2574 Can I get that wrapped? 1.2323 0.04501 99 77 21 1
2575 I don’t remember the code but they usually find it under “M” for Mackerel 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
2576 Normally I do wild-caught, but they say farm-raised is more sustainable. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
2577 Hey man, I hate to ask for a plastic bag rather than paper, but I'm gonna have to carry that for six stops on the subway. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2578 Is it wild-caught or farm-raised? I wouldn’t be caught dead serving farm-raised to my friends. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
2579 Tintin? Pooh? 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
2580 I hate touching fish with my bear hands. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2581 No. I don't have the receipt. 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
2582 When are seals going on sale again? 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
2583 You know what you need here? An endangered species lane. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2584 My guru said I need to stop fishing and start living my truth... 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2585 Plastic, not paper, please. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2586 Do you also sell ice? And I mean massive amounts of ice... 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2587 I'd like to return it for a larger size. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2588 I don't need a bag but I would like a very large napkin. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2589 Now,this is wild caught? Because I do know the difference. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2590 I don't know who gave him the silly idea, but he just goes on and on about Norwegian salmon 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2591 Can you tell me which way is North? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2592 For a group of apex predators, a surprising number of us are trying to go pescatarian. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2593 This brown bear diet certainly makes extinction more palatable. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2594 No thanks, I don't need a bag. 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
2595 Save the bag. I'm going to eat it on the go. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2596 Can you just throw it in the air? 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2597 Could you make sure that is gluten free fish? 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2598 Ah, heh-heh, I seem to have left my wallet back on the ice floe." 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2599 I guess you can call this "wild bought" salmon! 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2600 Climate change irked me until I learned about your everyday low prices, membership discounts, and delicious coworkers. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
2601 I don't need a to go bag for that, just place it in my mouth 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2602 No, don’t bag it. Could you just throw it toward my mouth, so that it at least feels like the old days? 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2603 Moments before a cashier is mauled to death by a polar bear. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2604 I’d gladly pay you Tuesday for a salmon today. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
2605 Does it have the MSC blue label? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2606 I don't know what came over me. It was an impulse. This is the returns department, right? 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2607 Be careful, Bill. I don't want it to touch the chutney! 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2608 Since Global warming took away our ocean economy, we are hoping for a barter system. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
2609 Please don't call it 'Fresh Caught'. I'm an expert. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2610 I told him, “Backgammon, not whole salmon. I swear he never listens.” 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
2611 With fries, please 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2612 YOU'RE SURE IT'S KOSHER? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2613 Yes, I know it's farm raised. If it was wild caught I wouldn't need to be in here now would I? 1.2308 0.05863 91 76 9 6
2614 Due to climate change, I started shopping at grocery stores. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2615 Is that wild caught salmon? 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
2616 You can just throw it in my mouth. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2617 Is this salmon too late for the catch and release program? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2618 My husband prefers catching his own, but I like to shop. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2619 I know, but I only eat wild caught. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2620 No bag thank you 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2621 He’s dead and we don’t have a fountain for him to jump out of. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2622 Do you have any Camels? 1.2308 0.06809 78 67 4 7
2623 This is one bear market where prices do go up. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2624 Could you throw a carton of melted ice shelf water in there while you're at it...? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2625 Here, let me put some teeth marks on it first. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2626 Do you have a box with a bow? 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
2627 I used to work here. 1.2300 0.04462 100 78 21 1
2628 So how does this intermittent fasting work? When can I have my salmon 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
2629 Can you put it in facing upstream? 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2630 I finally remembered to bring my own bag. 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
2631 Will there be tax? 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2632 No bag. Please just toss it up so I can pretend I am back home. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2633 No, itś mine! 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2634 Why buy? I don’t like cold water and wet feet. This is easier. 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
2635 I hate to be that bear asking for a refund but when I got back to the cave I noticed it already had teeth marks. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2636 It's not moving. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2637 Could I serve a red with that? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2638 Oh, and some plastic utensils and a napkin; I'm going to eat it in the car. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2639 Paper, please -- single-use plastic is bad for seals, which I also like to eat. 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
2640 The wrapper said "fresh salmon", but it's not fresh unless it's trying to escape your mouth. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2641 My frequent shopper code is F@tB=@r1 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2642 No one really goes on picnics anymore. Sad really. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2643 Please don't bag it with the honey. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2644 She said half price because the scales are off 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2645 Could you please add in a few teeth marks? 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2646 ROAAAWRR! GRRRRAAH!! 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2647 Can you help us ? We both need water 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
2648 It would make my life a lot easier if you offered cave delivery. 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
2649 Thanks anyway. I eat wild-caught Alaska. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2650 And this time, make sure you double bag it. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2651 But I already know how to fish 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2652 You can just stuff that in my mouth. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2653 Don't bag the salmon, I'm having it in the car. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2654 'Oh, I don't work here.' 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2655 Too fishy. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2656 I don't need a bag-can you just throw it in the air near my mouth? 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2657 Can you filet this for me? I am on the new "bearly-eating" diet. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2658 You’re saying it only comes in salmon?! 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
2659 Pregnancy gives me the weirdest cravings 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2660 Would you believe that I've never actually cooked one of these before? 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2661 That's a sample -- can you get me 1,000 by the end of the week? 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2662 Does that come in pink? 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
2663 I thought about catching it myself, but then remembered I was brought up to be lazy and entitled. 1.2286 0.07099 70 60 4 6
2664 I’m not fishing here but do you think my salmon only diet is working? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2665 How far upstream if I may ask? And was it caught by a polar bear or is this farmed! 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2666 I've known him since he was a guppy. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2667 But is it sustainably sourced? 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
2668 I simply love this mall. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2669 Yea, I know they only live in the tropics, but that's all I can find these days. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2670 Don't bother cleaning it. I have my own technique. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2671 Don’t wrap it. I’ll eat it here. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2672 You know this is farmed, right? 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2673 Did I say you could touch it?" 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2674 Who has time to go fishing? Just put it in my mouth. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2675 Don't wrap it - just throw it at me as I leave 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2676 Actually it was supposed to be a harp. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2677 Save the bag 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2678 The shelves are a little bare 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
2679 Do you say that because of the Global warming i should Get a tuna can instead ? 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2680 Please don't tip the scales. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2681 Don't bag that, I'll eat it on the way home. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2682 After hibernation and now delays in my ecosystem food chain! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2683 Could you throw some lemon wedges in with that? Sandra Stedinger, jgauthier4@san.rr.com 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2684 I heard I could get these things for free. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2685 No bag, could you just kind of toss it to me? 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2686 But is it local? 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2687 No, nothing wrong with it. My cubs are going vegetarian 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2688 Today is just a dry run. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2689 Personally, I think the farm-raised salmon is a healthier choice. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2690 Take it back, or take a good long look - your choice. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2691 Just email me the receipt. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2692 You can't send me with him! Are you listening? Tom! Can you hear me? Look at me! Don't look at him! Tom! 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2693 Do you have anything in a large? 1.2273 0.04493 88 68 20 0
2694 Really? Just because I'm a bear you're leaving the fish bare. You're homonym-challenged. 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
2695 What do you mean it's the price on the sign "plus taxes"? 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2696 What's for lunch? 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
2697 How much would it cost to throw you in as well? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
2698 How do I know it's wild caught, there are no teeth marks. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2699 I imagine you don't accept Bearcoin, either? 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2700 What was this fish fed? I have nut allergies. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2701 How much extra to filet it? 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2702 I prefer eco-tourists, but you were out-of-stock 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2703 Can you recommend a streaming platform? 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2704 Would you wrap that in newspaper? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2705 Please don't tell my Mom. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2706 It’s very fresh… caught today…. and I need the cash… 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2707 Do you deliver to Ukraine? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2708 I don't want to embarrass you but that bag is too small for that fish 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2709 Would you mind gift-wrapping it? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2710 Well the prices definitely went upstream. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2711 Are the condiments in the bag. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2712 I thought I told you not to kill the fish. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2713 It won't swim upstream. It won't spawn. Is this the best salmon you've got?! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2714 Please accept this gratuity for a room upgrade; perhaps one which is underground? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2715 Is this wild or farm fish? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2716 I usually get my fish from Amazon. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2717 What's your return policy? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2718 Don't wrap it. I'll just eat it here. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2719 And tartar sauce please. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2720 Paper or plastic? I knew I should have brought some of that plastic that keeps washing up on my ice floe. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2721 Could you bear me a fish? 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2722 No, I don't need the bag. I'll just eat it here. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2723 Plus a couple growlers of beer, some berry condoms, a carton of Marlboro's, and a couple lottery tickets. I'm feeling lucky. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2724 I get it, but don’t call me Snowflake. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2725 Better pack another. It is getting close to winter. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2726 Can you wrap that? It's for my kids. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2727 Is this wild caught salmon or farm raised? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2728 Oh no! I thought you'd love it 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2729 May I have some chips with that? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2730 No, I will take it; how good is your throw? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2731 No need to bag it, I’ll just take it to go. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2732 Oh , you don’t need to bag it… 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2733 I thought I would buy early, before there is a run on salmon. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2734 my son is a picky eater, he only eats farmed salmon 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2735 No need to bag it. I'll eat it on the way out. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2736 Don't bother wrapping it, I'll eat it on my way back to the river. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2737 He’s so picky—it just has to be wild caught. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2738 I prefer frozen fish, but they're getting harder to find. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2739 You just wouldn't believe how hard it is to find fresh fish these days. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2740 I'll wear it out. 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
2741 You’re also ALL out of honey. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2742 Teach me to fish and I I won’t be back. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2743 ... And if it is no bother... a small smackeral of honey! 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2744 Could you throw in some chips? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2745 Just put it in my mouth. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2746 It's genetically modified to spawn in farms. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2747 Paper, plastic, or picnic basket? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2748 Waddaya mean,”There’s something fishy ‘bout this”? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2749 My wife wants me to become vegetarian. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2750 The one that got away? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2751 You’re sure that salmon is organic? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2752 'I'm sick of people always talking about the white elephant in the room, what about us bears!' 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2753 Blessed be he who handles with care a fish of the sea, and unto him shall be given a few more groceries to bag ere the transaction is complete. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2754 Hand over all your money...or the Sockeye...well,you get it. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2755 And you’re sure it will look like I caught it?” 1.2250 0.05329 80 64