Contest #793


Cartoon

793

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “No bag. Just toss it in the air. ”
  2. “I thought you should know, someone left a big mess in the honey aisle.”
  3. “It’s an appetizer. I’m having people for dinner tonight.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-02-06T17:44:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-03-20T16:45:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-03-14T16:45:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued March 21, 2022
Number of captions 5526
Number of responses 710753
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Teach a bear to shop and he will never have to fish again. 1.9170 0.01532 2879 1102 914 863
1 Could you toss it to me instead? I want to tell my wife I caught it. 1.8571 0.02057 1512 607 514 391
2 It's an appetizer. I'm having people for dinner tonight. 1.8218 0.01302 4148 1894 1099 1155
3 Throw it to me. I want to say I caught it. 1.8148 0.01409 3202 1369 1057 776
4 This is so much easier. I wish I thought of it sooner. 1.7991 0.01908 1633 682 597 354
5 I'm on a salmon run. 1.7989 0.01696 2143 919 736 488
6 No bag. In fact, if you could toss it at me, that would be great. 1.7988 0.02018 1461 611 533 317
7 I prefer wild caught but my husband can’t tell the difference. 1.7935 0.01795 1787 737 682 368
8 No bag, thanks. I want my wife to think I caught it. 1.7693 0.01369 3272 1468 1091 713
9 The stream was on my commute but we're work-from-home now. 1.7680 0.01595 2297 999 832 466
10 When I was a kid, we had to catch our own fish! 1.7649 0.01509 2565 1121 926 518
11 Do I look like I want a bag? 1.7629 0.02783 831 389 250 192
12 No bag—my cubs still think I catch my own salmon. 1.7625 0.01470 2577 1096 997 484
13 Obviously you haven’t stood for hours in a freezing river trying to catch one with your mouth! 1.7592 0.01432 2886 1285 1011 590
14 That didn’t come from a river where peanuts are processed, did it? 1.7581 0.01572 2555 1190 793 572
15 Can I get a discount? This fish is dead. 1.7570 0.01528 2638 1210 859 569
16 Don't bother with the bag -- I'll eat it in the car. 1.7533 0.01454 2688 1177 997 514
17 Some blonde ate all my porridge. 1.7508 0.02363 1196 585 324 287
18 You're sure it's wild caught? My in-laws can tell. 1.7478 0.02075 1265 544 496 225
19 I was in the mood for fast food tonight 1.7473 0.01523 2442 1078 903 461
20 I was assigned omnivore at birth, but I identify as pescatarian. 1.7377 0.01716 2093 991 660 442
21 I used to catch them myself. But by the time I fly up to Alaska and take a taxi out to the river, the carbon footprint is the same. 1.7229 0.01532 2515 1187 838 490
22 Tough year….overhybernated and missed the salmon run 1.7206 0.02460 995 477 319 199
23 I’d appreciate the ‘Endangered Species’ discount 1.7178 0.01374 3171 1522 1022 627
24 The airline said I could check one emotional support animal. 1.7167 0.01696 2192 1089 635 468
25 If my wife asks, you never saw me. 1.7165 0.01833 1707 800 591 316
26 When I said Holy Mackerel...I meant the price 1.7145 0.01507 2620 1260 848 512
27 I find my odds are much better at catching them here. 1.7137 0.01637 2047 938 757 352
28 ... it's the standing in the river getting my feet wet I can't stand, you know?" 1.7132 0.02464 910 419 333 158
29 This is the only place I can get wild-caught anymore. 1.7113 0.01406 2889 1362 999 528
30 I know, but the water is soooo cold. 1.7084 0.01731 1917 911 654 352
31 There were a dozen but I got hungry in line. 1.7054 0.01433 2739 1292 962 485
32 I'd like to return it for something in salmon. 1.7008 0.01647 2099 1005 717 377
33 I miss the chase. 1.6998 0.01615 2075 966 766 343
34 Actually,would you mind stepping back a bit and throwing it at me? 1.6981 0.03030 616 295 212 109
35 Actually, you can skip the bag--I'll just take it in my mouth so my wife thinks I caught it in the river. 1.6959 0.01861 1539 715 577 247
36 If it comes up, you never saw me. I told my family I was going to the river 1.6953 0.01631 2012 938 749 325
37 Believe me, I can tell fresh from frozen! 1.6915 0.01588 2133 1004 783 346
38 I used to look for fish in rivers, but then I found this place. 1.6908 0.01593 2183 1046 766 371
39 Sure, it's fresh. I know the guy who caught it. 1.6902 0.01566 2802 1531 608 663
40 What, precisely, does "wild caught" mean to you? 1.6855 0.01830 1628 780 580 268
41 This is wild caught, right? 1.6841 0.01710 1950 961 644 345
42 You can just put it in my mouth. 1.6836 0.01714 1912 935 647 330
43 Oh, yes, it’s so nice having folks over for dinner again. It seems like we’ve been in hibernation forever! 1.6827 0.01800 1680 808 597 275
44 I know 'wild caught' and this is definitely farm raised. 1.6812 0.01710 1854 892 661 301
45 You never saw me. 1.6812 0.01746 1860 918 617 325
46 Don't bother bagging it, I'll eat it on the way home. 1.6800 0.01763 1722 824 625 273
47 I had to stop catching them myself. Bad arthritis. 1.6782 0.01779 2216 1248 433 535
48 I used to have to go upstream for these. 1.6776 0.02032 1253 591 475 187
49 Can you suggest a wine pairing? 1.6756 0.02682 780 386 261 133
50 It's tough in a bear market. 1.6646 0.02466 954 490 294 170
51 You didn't see me here. My wife thinks I catch these. 1.6610 0.01568 2401 1253 709 439
52 Speaking of common misconceptions - do you have a restroom? 1.6596 0.02053 1604 908 334 362
53 They said this one is farm-raised and home-schooled. But aren't they all home-schooled, technically? 1.6596 0.02021 1319 656 456 207
54 No. No bag. I couldn't bear the humiliation. 1.6555 0.02061 1289 651 431 207
55 I thought you should know, someone left a big mess in the honey aisle. 1.6522 0.01872 1849 1032 428 389
56 I used to catch them myself, but working remotely now. 1.6488 0.01811 1925 1064 473 388
57 I’ve had fresher. 1.6482 0.02107 1225 624 408 193
58 I’ve had salmon 3,255 nights in a row. 1.6460 0.02382 966 496 316 154
59 Do you have anything with a little more fight in it? 1.6451 0.02146 1158 587 395 176
60 And a Jar of honey. 1.6418 0.02171 1128 574 384 170
61 I’d catch one myself, but I just had my nails done. 1.6367 0.02083 1324 708 389 227
62 I've never understood the appeal of standing in a freezing river for hours on end. 1.6362 0.02109 1336 728 366 242
63 Would you mind tossing it up in the air so I feel wild? 1.6327 0.02137 1130 575 395 160
64 Is it antibiotic-free, growth hormone-free, non-gmo, free-range, certified-organic, low-mercury/dioxin/PCB, and line-caught? 1.6326 0.02437 958 513 284 161
65 No bag please. It spoils the illusion. 1.6290 0.02225 1105 583 349 173
66 I thought prices were lower in a bear market. 1.6262 0.02389 1153 675 234 244
67 Could you throw it in the air so I can catch it in my mouth? It tastes better that way. 1.6210 0.02435 926 496 285 145
68 No bag. Just toss it in the air. 1.6207 0.02133 1276 704 352 220
69 I wasn’t in the mood to get my hair wet. 1.6155 0.02372 952 508 302 142
70 I'm avoiding red meat, which I suppose is good news for you 1.6144 0.02151 1263 706 338 219
71 Have you got any bigger fish to fry? 1.6130 0.02512 876 477 261 138
72 I don’t judge you when you eat fast food! 1.6120 0.02560 830 449 254 127
73 A friend gave me a nice white,and I need something to go with it 1.6117 0.02682 703 367 242 94
74 I’ll take it without the bag; my wife thinks I’ve been fishing. 1.6067 0.02219 1111 608 332 171
75 Just confirming that the fish is definitely wild caught. 1.6063 0.03202 536 294 159 83
76 Some days I just like to pamper myself. 1.6063 0.02482 889 487 265 137
77 I've just had my claws done. 1.6037 0.02590 815 448 242 125
78 Sometimes I like fish other times I love a Klondike. My boyfriend says I’m a bipolar bear. 1.6036 0.02668 787 438 223 126
79 It’s a special anniversary gift for my husband. Year five is Tuna. 1.6034 0.03505 474 269 124 81
80 I tried Amazon, but they sent Piranha 1.6033 0.02910 673 378 184 111
81 Oh, and can I get half a pound of the baby seal with that? 1.6026 0.02773 697 380 214 103
82 There's a farm? 1.6007 0.02616 884 514 209 161
83 My friends call me crazy but I just prefer the taste of store-bought. 1.5982 0.02440 891 487 275 129
84 I'm sorry sir, we don't accept returns on fresh fish. Or anything with bitemarks 1.5956 0.03059 591 331 168 92
85 It's not for eating. It's a support animal. 1.5939 0.03200 554 315 149 90
86 Paper please, I get enough plastic in the fish. 1.5938 0.02665 842 492 200 150
87 Yes, I *could* spend the afternoon swatting Sockeye from an ice-cold raging waterfall. Or, you could finish bagging that bad boy and everybody goes home happy. 1.5936 0.02611 881 516 207 158
88 By the way, you need to restock your garbage bin. 1.5935 0.02887 679 386 183 110
89 How about a solemn promise not to maul you to death in lieu of cash? 1.5922 0.02732 743 419 208 116
90 Sometimes it's just easier to order takeout. 1.5883 0.02440 940 536 255 149
91 And the best part about shopping here is I don’t even have to dry off afterwards. 1.5858 0.02857 536 274 210 52
92 You wouldn’t believe the lineup at the river these days. 1.5845 0.02587 698 368 252 78
93 I hate to be that bear, but where was this fish caught? 1.5823 0.02718 747 427 205 115
94 And then out of the blue my daughter decides she’s a pescatarian. 1.5806 0.02886 639 360 187 92
95 If I cared whether it was wild caught,would I be here? 1.5805 0.02574 882 520 212 150
96 Forget the bag. Just toss it up in the air. 1.5803 0.02656 772 440 216 116
97 At that price I might as well catch and kill it myself.” 1.5803 0.02871 710 419 170 121
98 When you add up travel expenses,it's just cheaper to buy it here. 1.5799 0.02676 726 405 221 100
99 I know barter’s not your business model but all I want is a half hour in your trash. 1.5747 0.03122 569 330 151 88
100 Todd in isle 5 was very helpful and delicious. 1.5699 0.02963 651 386 159 106
101 Look, you're not the only species with supply chain issues. 1.5683 0.02973 644 382 158 104
102 Don't forget my endangered species discount. 1.5679 0.02943 648 382 164 102
103 Can you mark it 'Wild Caught' for me... 1.5677 0.02985 643 383 155 105
104 Cash--when I charge, people scream. 1.5676 0.04667 259 153 65 41
105 Really? You think she'd like flowers better? 1.5667 0.02949 630 368 167 95
106 I found that I already had one just like it at home. 1.5664 0.03341 459 260 138 61
107 It looked a lot bigger online 1.5647 0.02835 680 398 180 102
108 My supply chain was a river. What do you guys use? 1.5637 0.03100 518 291 162 65
109 Can you make it look like it fought for its life? 1.5626 0.03151 535 310 149 76
110 Yeah, and then the ice cap melted and so that's how I ended up Los Angeles. 1.5615 0.03162 561 334 139 88
111 I'll give you ten bucks to keep this between us. 1.5605 0.02929 612 354 173 85
112 Reason for return? It tastes like chicken. 1.5594 0.03049 631 385 139 107
113 I told her I was going fishing. 1.5586 0.03149 555 329 142 84
114 We moved to the suburbs for the garbage but the wife still likes the occasional fish. 1.5554 0.03122 542 317 149 76
115 Because at the stream you can't get bagels, schmear, capers, and chopped onions. 1.5550 0.03032 618 374 145 99
116 I caught it with my bear hands. 1.5545 0.03057 642 399 130 113
117 Remember, I caught this the old-fashioned way; I was never here. 1.5496 0.03212 544 330 129 85
118 Can you just toss it into the air so I can say I caught it? 1.5493 0.02943 619 368 162 89
119 Could you just toss that in the air for me? 1.5480 0.03114 542 320 147 75
120 We're actually lousy at catching them. 1.5468 0.03357 523 326 108 89
121 Forget the bag - just throw it in the air. 1.5455 0.03182 517 306 140 71
122 Could you put bite marks on it so it looks like I caught it. 1.5449 0.03143 523 308 145 70
123 Don't bother, we both know he's not making it to the parking lot. 1.5442 0.03585 441 271 100 70
124 Just to make sure--is this salmon wild or GMO? 1.5440 0.03352 432 248 133 51
125 I couldn't find a bar code, either. 1.5435 0.03218 517 310 133 74
126 Paper please. There’s usually a plastic bag inside. 1.5434 0.03852 357 213 94 50
127 Whew! If you didn't carry salmon, I'd be up the creek! 1.5417 0.03539 432 261 108 63
128 Yes, I am new in the neighborhood; climate change, you know. 1.5414 0.03100 543 323 146 74
129 Instead of a bag, could you just throw it into a trash can for me? 1.5413 0.03316 460 270 131 59
130 Throw it to me so I can tell my wife I caught it. 1.5412 0.03401 486 299 111 76
131 Throw it to me so I can say I caught it. 1.5401 0.03138 561 343 133 85
132 Just this one. I'm trying to go full vegan. 1.5397 0.03317 441 255 134 52
133 I don't want to be taught to fish. I just want the fish! 1.5395 0.03261 506 306 127 73
134 No, I don't care what type of bag. Can you just throw it up in the air for me? 1.5386 0.03337 505 312 114 79
135 I started calling it lox when we were relocated to the Bronx Zoo. 1.5383 0.03440 470 289 109 72
136 My husband’s still in that stupid stream. 1.5369 0.03599 406 244 106 56
137 No bag... she'll know I wasn't fishing with the guys last night. 1.5340 0.03358 485 298 115 72
138 I couldn't find the lemon and dill. 1.5326 0.03350 430 251 129 50
139 No bag! I'll eat it now. 1.5321 0.03403 421 247 124 50
140 Well, I would have returned it within 30 days, but I was hibernating! 1.5310 0.03553 435 269 101 65
141 ... and a bottle of Pinot Blanc. 1.5307 0.03562 424 260 103 61
142 If anyone asks, I caught this in my mouth out of mid-air at the stream, OK? 1.5301 0.03066 549 331 145 73
143 Please throw it to me so that I can say I caught it. 1.5300 0.03672 417 261 91 65
144 Supply chain issues upstream. 1.5298 0.03606 436 274 93 69
145 Does that look fresh to you? 1.5297 0.03294 404 228 138 38
146 Not to get too personal, but I'm a bipolar bear. 1.5283 0.03655 424 267 90 67
147 It just taste better when someone else catches it. 1.5283 0.03543 407 245 109 53
148 I splash water on my face, I come through the door with this bad boy in my jaws, and I might just get lucky tonight. 1.5280 0.03865 375 235 82 58
149 So I was like, "You guys put in that dam, and I'll have to shop in town!" And now they're acting all "Oh, we didn't know." Can you believe people? 1.5230 0.03576 434 273 95 66
150 Just toss it to me so at least I can claim I caught it. 1.5228 0.03329 461 280 121 60
151 I prefer wild Alaskan but Atlantic will do in a pinch. 1.5224 0.03557 335 189 117 29
152 Would you mind labeling it "wild caught" 1.5212 0.03485 424 259 109 56
153 Yes, I'll be paying with credit carp. 1.5204 0.03697 367 222 99 46
154 That one just leapt out at me. 1.5199 0.03437 452 281 107 64
155 I'm working from home. The only streaming I'm doing is on my computer. 1.5189 0.03382 449 275 115 59
156 Could you fillet it? I’ve just had my claws done. 1.5181 0.03608 415 260 95 60
157 I prefer wild-caught, but to be honest, I can’t really tell much difference. 1.5179 0.03514 390 233 112 45
158 Let's just keep this a secret, ok? 1.5175 0.03485 400 240 113 47
159 With everything that’s going on in the world, I just want to watch TV and eat comfort foods 1.5168 0.03576 358 210 111 37
160 Just need it for a picture. I want women on mating apps to know I can provide for them. 1.5160 0.03743 374 232 91 51
161 If my family asks, you saw me down by the rapids. 1.5145 0.03334 447 272 120 55
162 This would be a lot easier for me if you would just leave them in the river. 1.5143 0.03734 385 242 88 55
163 Do you have a woods I can use? 1.5141 0.03723 389 245 88 56
164 I can't pay. My assets are frozen. 1.5116 0.03758 389 248 83 58
165 This is our little secret, right? 1.5104 0.03400 433 266 113 54
166 "Could you cut the head off? The eyes creep me out." 1.5098 0.04015 306 187 82 37
167 I can only afford the bear necessities 1.5094 0.03628 371 226 101 44
168 I’ll take the fish to go. You, I will eat here. 1.5087 0.04105 289 176 79 34
169 This is much easier than working the waterfall. 1.5086 0.03424 407 246 115 46
170 Or you could teach me to fish and feed me for a lifetime. 1.5084 0.03609 415 264 91 60
171 Don't wrap it! I must show up with it in my mouth. 1.5066 0.03499 381 229 111 41
172 Could you filet it? I just had my nails done 1.5062 0.03559 405 253 99 53
173 Do you deliver downstream? 1.5058 0.03767 342 209 93 40
174 Sometimes store-bought just tastes better. 1.5055 0.03675 362 222 97 43
175 My wife thinks I’m at the river. 1.5049 0.03569 406 255 97 54
176 I used to catch them myself. 1.5042 0.03813 355 223 85 47
177 And one day, I said, "There's gotta be a better way to get lunch than wading into a raging river." 1.5026 0.03613 384 239 97 48
178 Forget the bag just toss it in the air. 1.5013 0.03635 381 238 95 48
179 Don't tell Marge I came in for this, I told her I was going to Brooks Falls to pick up supper. 1.5000 0.03703 320 190 100 30
180 It will taste better if I fight you for it. 1.5000 0.04124 298 187 73 38
181 No, I do not want to donate a dollar to the Wildlife Fund. 1.4977 0.03496 430 275 96 59
182 No bag please. I’ll eat it on the way home. 1.4976 0.03335 410 248 120 42
183 Teach a bear to fish, he's full for the day. Teach a bear to shop, and he never has to go into that cold water again. 1.4970 0.04005 328 210 73 45
184 Pay for a bag? I'll eat it here. 1.4960 0.03452 379 229 112 38
185 This is so much easier than standing in a freezing river. 1.4960 0.03499 375 228 108 39
186 If you could just place yourself in the bag too,that'd be great. 1.4957 0.03782 351 221 86 44
187 You're sure it's wild caught? 1.4953 0.03799 321 196 91 34
188 And a pack of Marlboros. 1.4938 0.04227 324 217 54 53
189 Was this wild or farm raised? 1.4937 0.03799 318 194 91 33
190 No bag please. Just throw it into the air. 1.4927 0.03888 341 218 78 45
191 There's no shame in catching a good sale. 1.4917 0.04458 240 149 64 27
192 No bag, please. Just toss it at me. 1.4912 0.03783 340 213 87 40
193 Do you take MasterCod? 1.4905 0.03738 367 235 84 48
194 Don't bother with the bag. Just toss it in the air 1.4898 0.03616 394 253 89 52
195 You try jumping into ice cold water to catch one of these things. See how you like it. 1.4896 0.03831 337 213 83 41
196 Don’t judge. 1.4896 0.03996 288 177 81 30
197 It's dead. 1.4894 0.04607 235 149 57 29
198 It’s my support animal 1.4894 0.04528 235 147 61 27
199 It's easier than standing in that damn waterfall. 1.4892 0.03560 372 231 100 41
200 Sure, for you it's a hobby.. 1.4889 0.03987 270 162 84 24
201 I'm just not ready to eat out yet. 1.4880 0.03827 332 209 84 39
202 I just moved to Oregon and I can't get a license for another six months. 1.4878 0.04066 287 179 76 32
203 This embarrassing. Thank you for the plain brown bag. 1.4865 0.03865 333 212 80 41
204 Skip the bag, just toss it up in the air. 1.4863 0.03901 329 210 78 41
205 I'm just passing through on my way to antarctica. I'm bipolar. 1.4862 0.03837 362 237 74 51
206 I couldn’t find the Grey Poupon. 1.4850 0.04134 266 164 75 27
207 Trust me son, I have had plenty of wild caught salmon. That, is not wild caught. 1.4849 0.03874 332 212 79 41
208 No bag,please. I’ve disappointed my parents enough already. 1.4849 0.03921 332 214 75 43
209 No bag. I don't need a bag. 1.4847 0.04179 262 162 73 27
210 Can I use your woods? 1.4847 0.03999 326 212 70 44
211 I asked for wild caught, not farmed, and I do know the difference Sir! 1.4844 0.04032 320 208 69 43
212 I'm more of an indoor bear. 1.4840 0.03643 343 212 96 35
213 The fish is for my cub, I'm eating you. 1.4839 0.03660 372 238 88 46
214 But I thought that Costco had the best return policy in the business. 1.4839 0.03815 310 191 88 31
215 Just toss it to me - There's nothing like fresh caught salmon 1.4836 0.03962 335 219 70 46
216 You know, I got very tired of that "if you teach a bear to fish" line years ago.. 1.4833 0.03755 329 205 89 35
217 None of them had barcodes. 1.4817 0.04198 301 198 61 42
218 I heard on the radio we’re in a bear market. 1.4815 0.04416 243 153 63 27
219 Margaret was right, this is way easier than hunting in the wild 1.4814 0.03665 349 219 92 38
220 Don’t bag it; just toss it up in the air! 1.4809 0.03887 341 222 74 45
221 No bag, thanks. I’ll eat it in the car. 1.4806 0.03753 335 211 87 37
222 You know the Eskimo Pie? False advertising! 1.4789 0.04294 261 166 65 30
223 You should probably call for cleanup on Aisle 6. 1.4787 0.04050 305 197 70 38
224 And then I realized that it is not all about the chase after all. 1.4778 0.04253 270 173 65 32
225 Don’t bother. I’m going to eat it on the way home. 1.4777 0.03853 337 218 77 42
226 If you're going to charge me for that bag, I'll eat it here. 1.4760 0.04042 292 186 73 33
227 Is that kosher? 1.4752 0.04428 242 154 61 27
228 I feel like you are judging me. 1.4745 0.04300 274 179 60 35
229 back in the day fish was free 1.4738 0.03862 325 209 78 38
230 I usually catch my own, but I just got my claws done. 1.4737 0.04131 266 167 72 27
231 Excuse me but I think I ordered a school of these! 1.4737 0.04233 266 170 66 30
232 I stopped fishing when I discovered couponing. 1.4735 0.04388 245 156 62 27
233 Do you mind just throwing it to me? 1.4727 0.04194 275 177 66 32
234 What seems weirder to you. That a bear is buying a salmon at Whole Foods or that he's willing to pay $25 a pound for it 1.4722 0.04228 288 190 60 38
235 I’m pescatarian. 1.4721 0.04259 233 143 70 20
236 Why? I know fresh. This isn't fresh. 1.4704 0.04181 287 188 63 36
237 I don't need a bag, I'll just take it out bear-handed. 1.4696 0.03943 296 188 77 31
238 When I was a cub, I had to trudge 5 miles uphill in the snow for one of these. 1.4690 0.04398 258 169 57 32
239 Skip the bag. I want to tell my wife I got it from the river. 1.4679 0.03891 327 214 73 40
240 I'd like this to be our little secret. 1.4676 0.04059 293 190 69 34
241 Let's just keep this between ourselves, ok? 1.4674 0.04187 261 166 68 27
242 The thrill of the hunt is overrated. 1.4672 0.04385 259 170 57 32
243 Hey, it's not as easy as Animal Planet makes it seem. 1.4669 0.04410 257 169 56 32
244 Don’t tell my husband. I didn’t have time to catch tonight. 1.4667 0.04053 285 183 71 31
245 Standing in the middle of that river with a dumb look on my face, it's just not me. 1.4664 0.04559 238 156 53 29
246 Was he swimming up or down stream. 1.4661 0.04468 236 152 58 26
247 I'd like to return this. It was dead. 1.4660 0.04048 294 191 69 34
248 We’re having unexpected company. I just don’t have the time to forage. 1.4658 0.03981 292 187 74 31
249 I don't want the fish. I want that thing where you teach me to fish. 1.4653 0.04535 245 162 52 31
250 She'll kill me if I come home empty-handed. 1.4650 0.03776 314 199 84 31
251 Sustainable? At those prices? I don’t think so…. 1.4649 0.03884 299 190 79 30
252 I find the wild ones taste too gamey. 1.4648 0.04317 256 166 61 29
253 In order to save my reputation, just stick it in my mouth. 1.4642 0.04105 265 168 71 26
254 I'd like to exchange this for the version that comes with pre-cut herbs, spices and a side of lemony quinoa. 1.4640 0.04127 278 180 67 31
255 I want her to think I caught it. Can I bite it before you giftwrap it? 1.4632 0.04290 272 180 58 34
256 Is that fresh-caught? 1.4629 0.03884 283 177 81 25
257 Would you like to donate the extra 10 cents to save the polar bears...? 1.4622 0.04558 251 169 48 34
258 What's happening? Before I went into hibernation I could get two fish for that price. 1.4619 0.04507 236 154 55 27
259 Thanks. It's embarrassing go home without anything to show for the day. 1.4618 0.04141 249 156 71 22
260 Young man, I invented sushi. 1.4609 0.04636 243 164 46 33
261 Well, with what you charge for salmon, I’m not surprised you don’t have more bears shopping here. 1.4601 0.04083 276 178 69 29
262 How 'bout we just keep this between ourselves? Those spawning waters are just really cold. 1.4601 0.04211 276 182 61 33
263 No thanks. I'll just take it in my mouth. 1.4601 0.04091 263 167 71 25
264 I don't have time to stop by the river tonight. 1.4593 0.04697 209 135 52 22
265 Give a bear a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a bear to fish, he eats for a lifetime. Teach a bear to shop, now you have a sitcom. 1.4585 0.04353 253 166 58 29
266 And this is wild caught? 1.4585 0.04072 277 179 69 29
267 Oh, they can never tell that its store bought. 1.4581 0.04379 227 144 62 21
268 Wait, is that farmed or wild caught? 1.4580 0.04009 286 185 71 30
269 Can I get the change in minnows? 1.4577 0.04335 260 172 57 31
270 I'd like to exchange it for a seal. 1.4574 0.04173 282 187 61 34
271 You might want to call in a clean-up on aisle six. 1.4574 0.04657 223 147 50 26
272 Could you also throw in an Eskimo Pie? 1.4573 0.04056 293 193 66 34
273 Could you put some teeth marks in it? My wife thinks I’m a sissy. 1.4566 0.04032 265 168 73 24
274 Finally, somebody who uses "ironic" correctly. 1.4557 0.04017 305 203 65 37
275 Net or line caught? 1.4556 0.04135 259 166 68 25
276 Because the sign said: “BEARS—NO FISHING” 1.4554 0.04640 224 148 50 26
277 Okay, nice & slow. Put the fish in the bag, and nobody gets hurt 1.4549 0.04259 277 186 56 35
278 Can you guarantee that this fish has not been in contact with nuts of any type 1.4545 0.04703 220 146 48 26
279 And could you throw in a buttery chardonnay? 1.4545 0.04409 231 149 59 23
280 You can put it right in my mouth. 1.4542 0.04304 251 164 60 27
281 Organic? 1.4534 0.03903 236 142 81 13
282 You guys have made wild caught alot easier 1.4531 0.04225 245 157 65 23
283 My doctor says I need more Omega fatty acids in my diet. 1.4521 0.05019 188 124 43 21
284 If anyone asks, I caught it myself. 1.4521 0.04217 261 171 62 28
285 How can you justify a bag tax in a bear market? 1.4521 0.04206 292 199 54 39
286 Is that wild or farm-raised? 1.4520 0.04086 250 158 71 21
287 This is our secret 1.4519 0.03977 270 172 74 24
288 The exact place it was born?? Why can’t I just return it here? 1.4515 0.04408 237 155 57 25
289 No need for a bag, this isn't even making it to the car. 1.4508 0.03975 295 194 69 32
290 Is this farmed or fresh caught? 1.4506 0.04422 233 152 57 24
291 Back in the day, grandpa said these would just jump right into your mouth! 1.4505 0.04306 222 140 64 18
292 I'm telling my wife I caught it. 1.4502 0.04375 251 167 55 29
293 Nah, I’ll just eat it on the way home. 1.4500 0.04788 220 149 43 28
294 Humans aren’t the only ones having supply issues. 1.4498 0.04692 209 137 50 22
295 No need to bag it, I’ll eat it on the way. 1.4494 0.04159 247 158 67 22
296 No bag, I need my family to think this was wild caught. 1.4491 0.04270 265 177 57 31
297 Well, I’m a city bear. Do YOU hunt down your dinner? 1.4486 0.04405 243 161 55 27
298 No need to wrap - I'll take it as is. 1.4481 0.04111 270 177 65 28
299 No, you can leave it thrashing on the counter. 1.4481 0.03975 270 173 73 24
300 I can't go home empty handed. I told my wife that I was going fishing. 1.4480 0.04141 279 186 61 32
301 If my wife asks, I was never here. 1.4471 0.04178 255 166 64 25
302 It tastes better when someone else catches it. 1.4468 0.04309 235 152 61 22
303 Inflation shock: I used to get a whale for the same price. 1.4466 0.04275 253 167 59 27
304 Can you keep this between us? 1.4466 0.04167 262 172 63 27
305 No bag, thanks. I’ll eat it here. 1.4464 0.04460 224 146 56 22
306 It's a gift 1.4464 0.04502 233 155 52 26
307 Actually, you can keep the bag. 1.4459 0.04318 231 149 61 21
308 Sorry to carp about the prices. I know it's a bear market. 1.4457 0.04285 258 172 57 29
309 And a bottle of your best spring water. 1.4453 0.04201 256 171 58 27
310 No, no, summer's different. But when the water's cold, I prefer retail. 1.4444 0.04531 216 141 54 21
311 Better give me two. My husband couldn't catch a salmon if you gave him nets for paws. 1.4444 0.04073 288 193 62 33
312 I'd like to exchange this for some porridge, please. 1.4440 0.04557 232 156 49 27
313 I'm trying to stick to the bear necessities. 1.4435 0.04586 230 155 48 27
314 No bag needed. I'll eat it here. 1.4431 0.04321 255 171 55 29
315 It was a wedding gift and we got like a dozen of these already. 1.4422 0.04408 251 170 51 30
316 Could I get a bottle of river water to go, please? 1.4419 0.04592 215 142 51 22
317 No, there's no bar code. I usually just swipe it. 1.4417 0.04363 240 159 56 25
318 Paper, please. I'm sure there'll be enough plastic on the inside already. 1.4416 0.04402 231 152 56 23
319 It's always so stressful buying for your girlfriend's parents. 1.4414 0.04394 222 144 58 20
320 Actually, it's for my cat. 1.4412 0.04119 272 181 62 29
321 Would YOU want stand in icy water and catch that with your mouth? 1.4412 0.04183 238 153 65 20
322 It goes against my natural instincts, but they said it was important to support local merchants. 1.4410 0.04253 229 147 63 19
323 After Lent, it's back to scientists on Fridays. 1.4398 0.04505 241 164 48 29
324 Actually, it's a Den Warming gift. 1.4398 0.04868 166 105 49 12
325 Wild caught, right 1.4391 0.04371 230 151 57 22
326 No wallet, but I am a thousand pounds of endangered bear with little to lose. Oh and paper not plastic. 1.4391 0.04583 230 156 47 27
327 Excuse me, sir, would there be an all-species restroom that I might visit, please? 1.4388 0.04639 196 127 52 17
328 Is this locally sourced? 1.4385 0.04222 260 174 58 28
329 Do you guys validate parking? 1.4378 0.04822 201 135 44 22
330 I'd also like two baby seals. 1.4378 0.04372 233 154 56 23
331 Are you really sure you want me to swipe? 1.4368 0.04858 190 126 45 19
332 Your policy clearly states all returns must occur within 24 hours. I caught this guy in aisle 4 yesterday after 4. I really don't want to have to become ferocious about this. 1.4363 0.04666 204 135 49 20
333 Could you get a bigger bag? I don't want my wife to see I had to buy one. 1.4361 0.04499 227 152 51 23
334 If my wife asks, just pretend I caught it. 1.4360 0.04652 211 141 48 22
335 Who can afford wild caught? 1.4359 0.05036 195 134 37 24
336 I don’t always tell people where I fish, but when I do it’s a lie 1.4352 0.04230 216 137 64 15
337 We are switching from being carnivores to ovo-lacto-pescatarianism… trying to do our part to minimize our carbon pawprint, you know? 1.4351 0.05846 131 87 31 13
338 Can you recommend a wine to go with that? 1.4348 0.04042 253 164 68 21
339 Is it fresh, or farmed? 1.4343 0.04603 198 129 52 17
340 Do I look like I'd need a bag? 1.4338 0.04432 219 144 55 20
341 Can you rough it up a little so my husband thinks I caught it? 1.4337 0.05430 166 114 32 20
342 When I was a young bear, you could find these in the water for free! 1.4336 0.04766 226 158 38 30
343 Now, this is wild-caught? 1.4330 0.04541 224 151 49 24
344 So, where is this farm you speak of? 1.4329 0.04397 231 154 54 23
345 I practice catch and return. 1.4325 0.03973 252 162 71 19
346 Could you label it "wild caught?" I'm trying to impress a girl. 1.4323 0.04292 229 150 59 20
347 Oh no,no...can you bag it in plastic please? I want it to taste like it's from the ocean. 1.4317 0.04749 227 159 38 30
348 Wild caught salmon is just so hard to come by these days! 1.4316 0.04397 234 157 53 24
349 I'd like to trade this for a jar of honey. 1.4316 0.04438 234 158 51 25
350 I used to catch them in my bear hands. 1.4312 0.04349 218 142 58 18
351 On second thought, I’ll just eat you. 1.4311 0.04436 225 150 53 22
352 Do you know if its organic? 1.4310 0.04549 232 159 46 27
353 Do I look like I really care if it's wild-caught or farm-raised? 1.4309 0.05029 181 122 40 19
354 You know what, throw in a side of flies. 1.4306 0.04616 216 148 44 24
355 Actually, could you throw it to me? That way I can say I caught it." 1.4304 0.04233 230 150 61 19
356 I want to exchange it for a larger size. 1.4303 0.04103 244 159 65 20
357 I used to go to the river uptown, but your new Whole Foods location is just so convenient. 1.4300 0.04567 200 131 52 17
358 I don't need a bag, just toss it in the air. 1.4299 0.04694 214 146 44 24
359 I don't need the bag. I'm going to eat it on the way home. 1.4299 0.04405 214 140 56 18
360 Usually I get it myself but who has the time these days? 1.4298 0.04329 242 163 54 25
361 I'm a bear if I don't get my daily dose of omega-3. 1.4292 0.04476 219 146 52 21
362 That's wild-caught, right? 1.4275 0.04129 255 170 61 24
363 Skip the bag. I’m eating on the way home 1.4274 0.04267 234 155 58 21
364 No bag, please. Just toss it. 1.4272 0.04523 206 136 52 18
365 No bag,please -- the wife thinks I can still catch fish. 1.4267 0.04522 225 153 48 24
366 I’ll need this freeze wrapped. It’s for my hibernation period. 1.4263 0.04098 251 166 63 22
367 I’m getting too old to catch my own. 1.4262 0.03975 244 157 70 17
368 Our guest doesn't like porridge 1.4259 0.04841 216 152 36 28
369 Forget the bag, can you just toss it into my mouth? 1.4258 0.04677 209 142 45 22
370 I lied about my fishing skills in my dating profile. 1.4256 0.04703 195 130 47 18
371 Are you really gonna make me buy a fish just to use the restroom? 1.4249 0.04794 193 130 44 19
372 Sorry. I must have left my receipt in my winter coat. 1.4249 0.04443 193 124 56 13
373 Oh,no bag thanks, I’m going to eat it on the way home. 1.4247 0.04132 219 140 65 14
374 Can I put some bite marks on it so she'll think I caught it? 1.4246 0.04200 252 170 57 25
375 The one I caught in the river - talked. it freaked me out 1.4242 0.04919 198 137 38 23
376 Which aisle are the beehives in? 1.4241 0.04886 191 130 41 20
377 Can you throw it in the air for me? 1.4236 0.04514 203 134 52 17
378 I'd like to exchange this for a salmon,preferably in red. 1.4232 0.04049 241 157 66 18
379 I prefer wild to farm-raised, but the price is unbearable. 1.4229 0.04446 227 154 50 23
380 Thankfully, our supply chain goes upstream. 1.4229 0.04863 201 139 39 23
381 When will you stock 'Beyond Salmon?' 1.4227 0.04661 194 129 48 17
382 Instead of the bag, could you spray water in my face and toss it in the air? 1.4226 0.04522 239 167 43 29
383 Why yes, of course I'd like to make a donation to the Climate Change Fund. 1.4224 0.05548 161 113 28 20
384 How's my day going?...You asking me or the fish? 1.4223 0.04674 206 140 45 21
385 And a dozen wild bagels, please. 1.4216 0.04707 204 139 44 21
386 No bag. I'll carry it home in my mouth so it looks more believable. 1.4215 0.04225 223 146 60 17
387 Yeah, sometimes I'm just too tired to go out and catch it myself. 1.4211 0.04673 209 143 44 22
388 Wait, you mean you DON’T pronounce the L? See, this is why I come here instead of the stream. 1.4208 0.04980 183 125 39 19
389 Do you accept frozen assets? 1.4207 0.05116 164 110 39 15
390 I have to warn you. The last time I swiped, it did not go well. 1.4202 0.05274 188 135 27 26
391 Let me bite it before you wrap it up. I want everyone to think I caught it. 1.4200 0.04721 200 136 44 20
392 Just toss it into my mouth, please. 1.4199 0.04030 231 149 67 15
393 Actually, I'll just devour it here. 1.4198 0.04272 212 138 59 15
394 Well, what did you think was gonna happen once you started selling wild salmon? 1.4198 0.05307 162 111 34 17
395 And this is your idea of fresh fish? 1.4195 0.04835 174 115 45 14
396 Was it caught locally and sustainably? 1.4194 0.04402 217 145 53 19
397 Can't you ship it upstream? 1.4185 0.04649 184 121 49 14
398 Sure, I prefer the thrill of the hunt, but we're just so busy with the kids' activities. 1.4185 0.04649 184 121 49 14
399 Fresh caught or farmed? 1.4185 0.04519 184 119 53 12
400 Is it farmed, or wild? And if it's farmed, could you tell me where the farm is? 1.4180 0.04803 189 128 43 18
401 Do you have a wine pairing recommendation? 1.4175 0.04463 206 137 52 17
402 Bearnaise I think. Why do you ask? 1.4174 0.04289 218 144 57 17
403 No need to bag it, I'll eat it on the way home. 1.4174 0.04399 230 157 50 23
404 There's a bear in your store talking to you and all you can think about is whether I can pay? 1.4171 0.05207 175 122 33 20
405 Can you just put it in my mouth? 1.4171 0.04638 211 145 44 22
406 Since my inheritance, I no longer need to hunt for fish." 1.4171 0.04589 211 144 46 21
407 Could you wet it for me? Like it’s fresh out of a stream 1.4167 0.04784 180 120 45 15
408 Yes, of course I still want chop-sticks and wasabi with that, what do I look like, an animal? 1.4167 0.04834 216 154 34 28
409 No bag please. Just toss it in the air so I can tell my wife I caught it. 1.4163 0.04358 245 170 48 27
410 Do you carry wrapping paper? It's a gift. 1.4162 0.04988 173 117 40 16
411 I'll just swipe it. 1.4159 0.04776 214 151 37 26
412 When the forest was here this used to be free. 1.4158 0.05175 190 136 29 25
413 Neither paper or plastic. I'll just eat it here. 1.4157 0.04688 178 117 48 13
414 Can I exchange for some berries? I forgot I gave up salmon for Lent. 1.4157 0.05067 166 112 39 15
415 I don’t see you out there hunting and gathering either. 1.4155 0.04418 219 148 51 20
416 This is embarrassing, but my fishing license expired." 1.4155 0.04392 207 137 54 16
417 Denise and Peter are coming over, and they’re always raving about how fresh-caught is better, but who has time for that you know? 1.4152 0.04254 224 149 57 18
418 Have you tried catching fish - with your mouth - in rapid waters? 1.4146 0.04684 205 141 43 21
419 I found a hair in it. 1.4146 0.05325 164 114 32 18
420 My kids won't eat anything with a face. 1.4145 0.04785 193 132 42 19
421 Yeah, I'd like to return it--I thought it smelled a little fishy. 1.4143 0.04651 210 145 43 22
422 Where would I find the capers? 1.4141 0.04586 198 133 48 17
423 When you go check the price on that, walk backwards, slowly. Whatever you do, don’t run. 1.4140 0.04974 186 129 37 20
424 Have YOU tried catching them without opposable thumbs? 1.4136 0.05079 162 109 39 14
425 Could you please throw it up in the air for me. 1.4133 0.04730 196 134 43 19
426 Please remove all tags, I'll pretend I grabbed it myself. 1.4129 0.04253 201 130 59 12
427 Fresh? Let me tell you about fresh. 1.4128 0.05006 172 117 39 16
428 My credit card DOES have a chip, but I'd still prefer to swipe 1.4128 0.05270 172 121 31 20
429 Yes, I'm a bear, and I stand with Ukraine. 1.4128 0.05006 172 117 39 16
430 Uh ... I don't really need a bag. 1.4126 0.04405 206 137 53 16
431 I'm making enough from my podcast that I can afford to just skip the trip to the stream." 1.4118 0.05115 170 117 36 17
432 Can you throw it at me so it feels authentic? 1.4118 0.05047 170 116 38 16
433 Please keep it refrigerated. It’s for my cousin at the Bronx Zoo. 1.4118 0.04379 204 135 54 15
434 You're gonna need a bigger bag. 1.4109 0.04518 202 136 49 17
435 I don't need a bag, I'll eat it on the way home. 1.4109 0.04626 202 138 45 19
436 Do we know if that’s wild-caught? 1.4106 0.04597 207 142 45 20
437 Would you mind descaling it for me? I just got my claws done. 1.4103 0.05134 156 105 38 13
438 No bag, please throw it at me. 1.4103 0.04575 195 131 48 16
439 You can't find fish like this out there anymore. 1.4103 0.05053 156 104 40 12
440 Save the bag. I'm going to eat it now 1.4101 0.04490 217 149 47 21
441 Sorry to ask again, but this was definitely wild-caught? 1.4091 0.04718 176 117 46 13
442 It's okay, I don't need the bag--I want my wife to think I caught it with my bear hands. 1.4091 0.05177 176 124 32 20
443 Don't wrap it up, I'll eat it here. 1.4089 0.04446 203 136 51 16
444 Is it farm raised or wild? I only eat wild. 1.4087 0.04260 230 156 54 20
445 It was my son’s first catch. Can you mount it? 1.4087 0.04728 208 146 39 23
446 Hold on. I forgot the capers. 1.4086 0.04604 186 124 48 14
447 That's okay: save the bag! 1.4083 0.04924 169 114 41 14
448 Normally, I'd just swipe my paw. 1.4083 0.04778 169 112 45 12
449 Where would the seal section be? 1.4083 0.05134 169 117 35 17
450 There’s no bag fee if I just clench it in my teeth, correct? 1.4082 0.04381 196 129 54 13
451 I would like a dozen and I won’t need a bag. 1.4080 0.04476 201 135 50 16
452 Caught wild I hope? 1.4076 0.04480 211 144 48 19
453 It's for my National Geographic photo shoot. 1.4072 0.04703 194 133 43 18
454 It's not the same as freshly caught. 1.4072 0.04817 167 111 44 12
455 Can you make it look like it's been in a tussle? It's a gift. 1.4065 0.04722 214 152 37 25
456 Give a bear a fish, teach a bear to fish? So much easier to just buy it! 1.4061 0.04651 197 135 44 18
457 ...but I can TEACH a man to fish 1.4057 0.05002 175 121 37 17
458 Could we talk about the bear claws that you're selling in aisle 4? 1.4057 0.04591 175 115 49 11
459 Our ancestors used catch these with their bare teeth 1.4051 0.04684 195 134 43 18
460 I didn't see any harbor seals, but can you check in the back? 1.4050 0.04654 200 138 43 19
461 No, I don't have a receipt. 1.4049 0.04412 205 138 51 16
462 Could you add some extra ice? I seem to be running out. 1.4048 0.04593 210 146 43 21
463 Immigration told us since we are native to the area, we are exempt from state and local taxes 1.4044 0.04652 183 123 46 14
464 Hold the chips; I'm on the Paleo Diet. 1.4044 0.04716 183 124 44 15
465 It's for my wife. Do you gift wrap? 1.4044 0.04652 183 123 46 14
466 Skip the bag….. I don’t want Mrs. Bear to know I took the lazy way out today.” 1.4041 0.04775 193 134 40 19
467 I’m someone who can truly appreciate the taste of wild caught. 1.4040 0.04795 198 139 38 21
468 ...and HOW many bags of ice?? 1.4040 0.04808 151 98 45 8
469 Can you make it look like I caught it myself? 1.4039 0.04441 203 137 50 16
470 With my arthritis? No way I'm wading into some freezing river! 1.4037 0.04175 218 145 58 15
471 No need to bag. I’m telling my wife that I caught it myself. 1.4036 0.05266 166 117 31 18
472 In lieu of payment, how about I just agree to not eat you? 1.4035 0.04878 171 116 41 14
473 The L is silent? 1.4033 0.04752 181 123 43 15
474 I'm sorry, I left my wallet in the pants I forgot to put on. 1.4031 0.04375 196 130 53 13
475 I don’t need the bag. I’m going to eat it in my car. 1.4031 0.04375 196 130 53 13
476 You don’t need to put it in a bag. I am going to eat it right away 1.4030 0.04471 201 136 49 16
477 You would be worn out too, if you had to catch them with your hands your entire life. 1.4025 0.05212 159 110 34 15
478 Give me a fish and I'll be hungry tomorrow. Teach me to fish and I won't have to come here every day. 1.4022 0.04696 184 125 44 15
479 Can you filet that, please. Fussy cubs. 1.4012 0.04809 167 112 43 12
480 You know what else bothers my folks? While they hibernate, I go to Florida. 1.4012 0.04924 172 118 39 15
481 I ordered Fish and Chips and don't you dare to say "bear with me" 1.4012 0.05386 172 125 25 22
482 I'd like to return this salmon. It was swimming downstream. 1.4010 0.04846 192 135 37 20
483 Don't bother to wrap it. I going to pretend I caught it. 1.4000 0.04437 210 144 48 18
484 Do you take Polar Express? 1.4000 0.05262 180 131 26 23
485 Don't bother wrapping it -- I'll just eat it right here. 1.4000 0.04649 190 130 44 16
486 So this is between you and me, right? The wife doesn’t need to know… 1.4000 0.04860 200 143 34 23
487 You can leave it out of the bag. I’m gonna eat it on the way home. 1.4000 0.04702 200 140 40 20
488 It’s still a catch if you buy it at half price, right? 1.3990 0.04399 198 133 51 14
489 I hate to be fussy but is this locally caught? 1.3989 0.04682 188 129 43 16
490 Yes,I'll donate 3 dollars to save the polar ice caps. 1.3989 0.04669 178 120 45 13
491 It’s my emotional support fish. 1.3988 0.04901 173 119 39 15
492 Can I get that with fry's? 1.3988 0.04787 168 113 43 12
493 I really prefer wild-caught over farm-raised. 1.3983 0.04281 231 160 50 21
494 Oddly enough, I prefer farm raised. 1.3981 0.04443 206 141 48 17
495 I recently lost a friend to plastic, let's go with paper. 1.3978 0.04898 186 131 36 19
496 Would you suggest a Chablis or a Chardonnay with this? 1.3974 0.05356 156 110 30 16
497 You swear it's not farm grown? 1.3966 0.04511 179 119 49 11
498 No, no, for here 1.3966 0.04781 179 123 41 15
499 No, really. It's for a friend. 1.3966 0.04740 174 118 43 13
500 We have supply chain issues up North. 1.3963 0.05162 164 115 33 16
501 Is it Alaskan? 1.3963 0.04428 217 151 46 20
502 It’s a meal for two – I’m bi-polar 1.3962 0.05573 159 116 23 20
503 Before you gift wrap can I add add some teeth marks? 1.3961 0.05246 154 107 33 14
504 I generally just catch and release. 1.3960 0.04503 202 139 46 17
505 Is it non-GMO and sustainably caught? 1.3959 0.04527 197 135 46 16
506 You know, climate change. 1.3958 0.05142 144 97 37 10
507 I get that all the time. The Klondike Bar model was actually my father. 1.3955 0.05203 177 128 28 21
508 Declined? Again? Something is fishy. 1.3953 0.04917 172 119 38 15
509 Can I exchange this for one that's still flopping? 1.3946 0.05147 185 135 27 23
510 Was this line caught, or plucked out of the air while trying to complete its only purpose in life? 1.3946 0.04854 185 130 37 18
511 Actually, I don’t need a bag; I’ll be eating both of you right here. 1.3943 0.05308 175 128 25 22
512 No bag… Just toss it in the air. I’ll eat it here. 1.3943 0.04648 175 118 45 12
513 Do you deliver to the Artic Circle area? 1.3941 0.04814 170 116 41 13
514 What I wouldn't do for a Klondike bar. 1.3941 0.05230 170 122 29 19
515 Locally sourced, fresh caught, never farmed- so do we have a deal” 1.3941 0.04668 170 114 45 11
516 Some feedback: I was frankly appalled by a certain item name in your pastry section. 1.3938 0.05544 160 117 23 20
517 I'll save the 10 cents. Just put it in my mouth. 1.3936 0.04426 188 126 50 12
518 The stream was all out again! 1.3933 0.04991 178 126 34 18
519 Is this local and sustainable? 1.3929 0.04481 196 134 47 15
520 Do you haves something in a larger size? 1.3929 0.04627 168 112 46 10
521 Can I exchange this for one of those beer belly camo guys in the gun section? 1.3927 0.05131 191 141 25 25
522 I hope I can count on your discretion. 1.3919 0.05561 148 106 26 16
523 Don't bother, I'll eat it here. 1.3918 0.05003 171 120 35 16
524 Keep the bag, I'll be eating it here. 1.3916 0.04663 166 111 45 10
525 Wild-caught IS better, but who has the time? 1.3910 0.05500 156 113 25 18
526 Please don't tell the rest of the den. They think I'm down at the river. 1.3908 0.04733 174 119 42 13
527 yes, wild-caught 1.3907 0.04201 215 146 54 15
528 Would you mind tossing it up in the air for me? 1.3904 0.05615 146 105 25 16
529 I got tired of posing for pictures down by the river. 1.3904 0.04992 146 98 39 9
530 Or if you prefer I can use a credit card. 1.3902 0.06069 123 88 22 13
531 You might want a little cleanup on aisle 9. 1.3899 0.05040 159 110 36 13
532 No bag. I'll be eating it right away. 1.3897 0.05131 136 91 37 8
533 I asked for a combo meal. 1.3896 0.05155 154 107 34 13
534 I prefer to purchase my fish locally sourced. 1.3895 0.04697 172 117 43 12
535 Can I get a bag of ice for that? I'm running low. 1.3893 0.05363 149 105 30 14
536 Save the bag, sweetie. It will be gone before I get to my car. 1.3892 0.04847 185 131 36 18
537 My kids can’t know how these are actually caught. 1.3892 0.04403 185 124 50 11
538 I usually catch my own, but I just got my nails done and a blow out. 1.3889 0.04973 162 112 37 13
539 If anyone asks, I caught him in the rapids..... 1.3886 0.04813 193 138 35 20
540 I usually eat seal meat, but not on Fridays. 1.3886 0.04916 175 123 36 16
541 Do you know if it was farm-raised or wild-caught? 1.3886 0.04569 175 118 46 11
542 I am returning this because it turns out that I am allergic to mercury. 1.3879 0.04597 165 110 46 9
543 Do you accept bearcoin? 1.3875 0.04936 160 110 38 12
544 Do you have any with the teeth marks,so I can say I caught it? 1.3871 0.05046 155 107 36 12
545 My wife thinks that I’m setting a bad example for our kids. 1.3871 0.05806 124 87 26 11
546 Wild caught, Farmed ; I can't tell the difference . 1.3869 0.05102 137 92 37 8
547 It's not leaping from a river, but with some lemon and a glass of vouvray it'll do. 1.3869 0.05698 137 98 25 14
548 Thanks for not doing that old "Buy Polar" joke. 1.3864 0.05756 132 94 25 13
549 I think "wild caught" is SO overrated. 1.3861 0.04380 202 139 48 15
550 I could give you money, or I could just not rip your arms off. 1.3861 0.05515 158 116 23 19
551 Do I look like I brought my own bag? 1.3859 0.04862 184 131 35 18
552 This is so much easier than standing in a freezing stream for hours. 1.3858 0.05482 127 87 31 9
553 I'd like to trade it in for a "wild-caught" 1.3854 0.04828 192 138 34 20
554 Do you gift wrap ? It's a post-hibernation present. 1.3854 0.04537 192 133 44 15
555 Now can I renew my library card? 1.3851 0.05551 148 107 25 16
556 Wow, 10 cents for a bag?! Never mind, I'll just eat it here. 1.3851 0.04931 174 123 35 16
557 No need for a bag. 1.3846 0.04579 182 125 44 13
558 I'll just have it "to go" 1.3846 0.04894 169 118 37 14
559 I need the bag as well, because my other half is a goat. 1.3846 0.05566 156 115 22 19
560 Sure I could do it myself, but who has the time? 1.3846 0.04163 182 119 56 7
561 Out of cedar planks again? 1.3846 0.04837 182 129 36 17
562 They’ll never know it wasn’t actually wild caught. 1.3842 0.04668 177 122 42 13
563 I don't want seem picky, but is it wild caught? 1.3838 0.04779 185 131 37 17
564 No bag necessary, just toss it in the air, we'll pretend I'm in the river 1.3838 0.04591 185 128 43 14
565 Oh, I don't need a bag for that. 1.3831 0.04805 154 104 41 9
566 Can we keep this just between you and me? 1.3831 0.04978 154 106 37 11
567 The other bears have been switching to meal subscription services, but there's something so primal and wild about sourcing the food yourself, you know? 1.3830 0.05573 141 101 26 14
568 Much better selection here than your downstream location. 1.3828 0.04635 209 151 36 22
569 My cubs will only eat store bought! 1.3825 0.04624 183 127 42 14
570 Keep the bag, it should seem like I caught it myself. 1.3818 0.04974 165 116 35 14
571 They delivered coho. I ordered chinook. 1.3817 0.04634 186 130 41 15
572 Do you accept Polar Express? 1.3817 0.05574 131 92 28 11
573 We actually stop fishing when we retire. 1.3816 0.05107 152 106 34 12
574 I'm trying to eat less red meat. 1.3815 0.04809 173 121 38 14
575 That's Farm to Table, right? 1.3814 0.04439 194 134 46 14
576 It’s a comfort fish. 1.3813 0.05006 160 112 35 13
577 It's for hibernation, so add forty more to the order. 1.3810 0.04610 168 114 44 10
578 I just like the store-bought kind... 1.3810 0.04909 168 118 36 14
579 5 cents for a bag? I'm shopping at the river from now on. 1.3810 0.04909 168 118 36 14
580 And it's still considered 'wild caught' ? 1.3806 0.05036 155 108 35 12
581 Just a little wasabi on the side, please. 1.3800 0.05153 150 105 33 12
582 Hand it over slowly and nobody gets hurt. 1.3797 0.04797 187 134 35 18
583 Just the bear necessities today. 1.3796 0.05687 137 99 24 14
584 No bag. I'll just carry it out in my teeth. 1.3793 0.04426 174 117 48 9
585 Actually it's a gift. Could you please wrap this up? 1.3793 0.04701 145 96 43 6
586 No bag, you can just place it in my mouth. 1.3789 0.04438 190 131 46 13
587 Please remove the head and fillet it for me, and oh, add a lemon please! 1.3785 0.04728 177 124 39 14
588 It’s not like I couldn’t catch one in mid-air down at the river -I’m just as fierce and flesh-eating as the next guy - but hey, really, nowadays who’s got the time? 1.3782 0.05010 156 109 35 12
589 Where's my chips? 1.3782 0.05092 156 110 33 13
590 It's our 10th anniversary...thats fish ... right? 1.3782 0.05172 156 111 31 14
591 I don't need that. These days salmon come with their own plastic bag inside. 1.3780 0.05210 164 119 28 17
592 No, that's all I want - the bear necessities. 1.3776 0.04854 196 144 30 22
593 They say I should catch them myself, but who has time for that. 1.3775 0.04768 151 102 41 8
594 Please don't tell my wife we get farm-raised. 1.3774 0.04942 159 111 36 12
595 Just a plastic fork and some napkins. I'll eat in the car. 1.3770 0.04602 191 135 40 16
596 I thought she told me to change the lox 1.3767 0.05156 146 102 33 11
597 Hibernation’s no joke. 1.3766 0.05136 154 109 32 13
598 Do you have same day delivery? 1.3765 0.04798 162 112 39 11
599 There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but this is much more convenient. 1.3759 0.04986 141 96 37 8
600 On second thought,you smell even better! 1.3758 0.05510 149 109 24 16
601 It just tastes so much better than what I can catch in my neck of the woods… 1.3758 0.04984 157 110 35 12
602 Is there some reason bear food costs more than dog food? 1.3758 0.04965 165 117 34 14
603 Finally, I've looked absolutely everywhere for wild caught. 1.3758 0.04965 165 117 34 14
604 For here, please. No bag, just a quick flip in the air will be fine. 1.3750 0.05203 144 101 32 11
605 I'd like to send it C.O.D. 1.3750 0.05151 160 115 30 15
606 There’s just something better about store-bought. 1.3750 0.04815 144 97 40 7
607 I’m not going to eat it. I want it mounted over the mantle. 1.3743 0.04909 171 122 34 15
608 And two poppyseed bagels, please. 1.3742 0.05006 163 116 33 14
609 Could you please gut it as well? I'm squeamish. 1.3742 0.04930 163 115 35 13
610 All the questions about what I do in the woods got me questioning how I do a lot of things. 1.3742 0.05081 163 117 31 15
611 Think sushi. 1.3741 0.05036 147 102 35 10
612 Why, yes, I do. In the woods. 1.3741 0.05710 139 102 22 15
613 You can leave the honey and toilet paper in the bag, but I'm going to eat the fish now. 1.3734 0.05038 158 112 33 13
614 Oh, No Need to Bag It...I'll Just Eat It Now. 1.3734 0.04876 158 110 37 11
615 I’d also like a bagel and cream cheese. 1.3734 0.05273 158 115 27 16
616 I usually get it myself but I'm trying to support local. 1.3734 0.04707 158 108 41 9
617 That's not farm-raised, right? 1.3733 0.04874 150 103 38 9
618 Do you mind if I bite it first so my wife won't get suspicious? 1.3732 0.05156 142 99 33 10
619 Don't juge me, it's too cold outside today. 1.3727 0.04812 161 112 38 11
620 Could you please wrap it in yesterday's newspaper? It gives it that certain je ne sais quoi. 1.3727 0.05048 161 115 32 14
621 I'm returning it because it smells. 1.3724 0.05265 145 103 30 12
622 I never really had to think about climate change and supply chains before last year. 1.3724 0.05356 145 104 28 13
623 Is it ethically sourced? 1.3721 0.05052 129 87 36 6
624 ...and your finest white wine. 1.3720 0.04828 164 115 37 12
625 Thank you but I won't need a bag 1.3718 0.04999 156 110 34 12
626 Can you giftwrap it, please? 1.3716 0.05188 148 105 31 12
627 I ordered the rainbow, but this is clearly sockeye.” 1.3713 0.04690 167 116 40 11
628 Thanks, but this doesn't make up for the ice caps 1.3710 0.05306 124 85 32 7
629 Look, I gave it a try––Impossible Salmon just isn't for everyone. 1.3708 0.04765 178 127 36 15
630 Could you wrap it please? It's a gift. 1.3706 0.05221 143 101 31 11
631 Can't wait to stop working from home. 1.3704 0.05335 135 95 30 10
632 I trust that's sustainably sourced. 1.3704 0.05734 135 99 22 14
633 I have to return these, my wife said 'slippers' not 'kippers' 1.3701 0.05042 154 109 33 12
634 I ate two more in the store 1.3699 0.05669 146 109 20 17
635 When my son said he wanted COD for his birthday, he meant the video game Call Of Duty 1.3697 0.05102 165 120 29 16
636 Are you sure that's wild-caught? 'Cause I can tell, you know. 1.3694 0.05855 111 78 25 8
637 I think we have your account here sir. But are you Mr. Brown,Mr. Black,Mr. Grizzly,or Mr. Polar. 1.3694 0.05568 111 76 29 6
638 Do you think it’s big enough to feed three bears and a little girl? 1.3690 0.04818 168 119 36 13
639 Scale, fillet and debone please. 1.3684 0.04684 171 120 39 12
640 Goldilocks wants fish for dinner tonight so here I am. 1.3684 0.05594 133 96 25 12
641 I love supporting local business. 1.3684 0.04731 152 104 40 8
642 I was a hunter but now I'm a gatherer. 1.3684 0.05609 114 79 28 7
643 Can we just pretend I caught it? 1.3681 0.04996 163 117 32 14
644 Now you’re sure this is wild caught North Atlantic Salmon? I asked for Alaskan but they said they only had farm raised. 1.3677 0.04845 155 108 37 10
645 Do you have any wasabi? 1.3673 0.04835 147 101 38 8
646 At these prices, I could've just gone to the Yukon myself! 1.3673 0.05382 147 107 26 14
647 It smells fishy, so I am returning it. 1.3672 0.04845 177 128 33 16
648 And a bottle of water. 1.3671 0.05028 158 113 32 13
649 The sign said, "wild caught", but I don't see any claw or tooth marks. 1.3667 0.05667 120 85 26 9
650 But I ordered a salmon! 1.3663 0.04734 172 122 37 13
651 Is it possible to have that gift wrapped? 1.3662 0.05334 142 102 28 12
652 They’ll never guess it’s store bought. 1.3662 0.05143 142 100 32 10
653 I think I'm going to take it easy this season 1.3661 0.04534 183 129 41 13
654 I thought MediBear covers dietary supplements 1.3660 0.05143 153 110 30 13
655 Can I pay you later? I'm seasonal. 1.3659 0.05045 164 119 30 15
656 I just wanted to confirm that this is wild Alaskan salmon, and not farm raised. 1.3655 0.04875 145 100 37 8
657 I don't need a bag--just stick in my mouth 1.3655 0.05068 145 102 33 10
658 That's all right, I'll carry it in my mouth. 1.3655 0.05254 145 104 29 12
659 But I LIKE it rare! 1.3653 0.04680 167 117 39 11
660 I miss the old supply chain. 1.3652 0.04689 178 127 37 14
661 Could you throw some water on me so my wife thinks I caught it? 1.3651 0.05475 126 89 28 9
662 I forgot to get my license. 1.3651 0.05475 126 89 28 9
663 Are you sure it isn’t farmed? 1.3651 0.05475 126 89 28 9
664 I don't need a bag. I'm just going to tear into it as soon as I get in the car. 1.3650 0.04955 137 94 36 7
665 Do you have a catch and return policy? 1.3649 0.04903 148 103 36 9
666 NO, that's okay. I'll just eviscerate it right here. 1.3648 0.04921 159 113 34 12
667 Now is the honey on sale too...? 1.3648 0.04921 159 113 34 12
668 Could you filet it for me? I really hate those little bones. 1.3648 0.05235 159 117 26 16
669 I'm assuming that's wild-caught. 1.3647 0.04914 170 123 32 15
670 Please charge me for the sixty I ate while I was shopping. 1.3642 0.05015 151 107 33 11
671 It's caught wild- right? Can't stand that "farm raised" stuff. 1.3636 0.04917 143 99 36 8
672 No chips? 1.3636 0.05616 132 96 24 12
673 I could not find the seal. 1.3636 0.05718 132 97 22 13
674 No bag please. Help save the planet. Just put it in my mouth. 1.3631 0.05281 157 116 25 16
675 It smelled fishy. 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
676 And if my wife asks, I got this at the stream. 1.3630 0.05313 146 106 27 13
677 i don’t know who it was, but somebody made a huge mess in the honey aisle 1.3630 0.05624 135 99 23 13
678 How fresh is fresh? 1.3630 0.05216 135 95 31 9
679 We're going to have to agree to disagree that this is "wild-caught". 1.3623 0.05339 138 99 28 11
680 Has anyone ever asked if you do your business in the woods? 1.3623 0.05533 138 101 24 13
681 No bag necessary. I’m going to eat it on the way home. 1.3621 0.04689 174 124 37 13
682 I actually don't need a bag. 1.3621 0.04760 174 125 35 14
683 No bag, thanks. I thought I'd eat both of you here. 1.3620 0.05281 163 122 23 18
684 I like my fish how I like my men, wild caught. 1.3617 0.04959 141 98 35 8
685 Could you please toss him up into the air for me instead? 1.3616 0.04633 177 126 38 13
686 My usual place is having restocking problems. 1.3615 0.05675 130 95 23 12
687 No seals ? 1.3614 0.04994 166 121 30 15
688 This is hay fever season so I'm avoiding the outdoors. 1.3613 0.05087 155 112 30 13
689 Climate Change? What has that got to do with the price of fish? 1.3611 0.04987 144 101 34 9
690 Is that farmed or wild-caught? 1.3609 0.05682 133 98 22 13
691 No bag. If you toss the fish in the air I’ll eat it right here. 1.3608 0.04770 158 111 37 10
692 I ordered Nova, not smoked. 1.3605 0.04652 172 122 38 12
693 You can't get them where I'm from anymore. 1.3604 0.04360 197 140 43 14
694 I believe I asked for butter and dill, on the side. 1.3604 0.05836 111 79 24 8
695 Can you recommend a nice bag of garbage to go with that? 1.3603 0.05078 136 95 33 8
696 Don’t worry, that’s just my stomach growling. 1.3603 0.05490 136 99 25 12
697 I can't taste the difference between farm raised and wild caught 1.3602 0.04206 186 128 49 9
698 I’m retired. 1.3600 0.05725 125 91 23 11
699 Worst advice ever? "Just go with the floe, dude!" 1.3600 0.05495 125 89 27 9
700 Can I get a plastic bag? I have to swim home... 1.3597 0.05003 139 97 34 8
701 Could you bag this please? I'd hate for some wilderness magazine to take my picture again during lunch. 1.3592 0.06148 103 74 21 8
702 Don’t wrap it up. I want the boys to think I caught it myself. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
703 Do me a favor. Throw it at me so I can tell my wife I caught it. 1.3590 0.04893 156 111 34 11
704 What good is it if there's a cream-cheese shortage? 1.3588 0.05091 131 91 33 7
705 But does it pair better with a chardonnay or a chenin blanc? 1.3586 0.05421 145 107 24 14
706 It’s part of this new raw keto thing I’ve been doing. 1.3586 0.05241 145 105 28 12
707 Can we just keep this between us? 1.3585 0.04910 159 114 33 12
708 Oh, I won't be needing the bag. 1.3583 0.05650 120 86 25 9
709 Last week you were out. Had to get porridge. What a nightmare that was! 1.3583 0.05650 120 86 25 9
710 Supply chain problems. 1.3582 0.05443 134 97 26 11
711 Just the bear essentials today. 1.3581 0.05425 148 110 23 15
712 Can you put From Your Favorite Bear on the card 1.3581 0.05074 148 106 31 11
713 No need for the bag. I'm gonna eat that in the car on the drive home. 1.3580 0.04845 162 116 34 12
714 It is catch and release where I come from! 1.3580 0.04574 176 125 39 12
715 You can leave that out. That's for the ride home. 1.3578 0.05456 109 75 29 5
716 No bag, I'll be dining in. 1.3578 0.05610 109 76 27 6
717 Don't tell the family but I love farm salmon!" 1.3577 0.05431 123 87 28 8
718 I’ll take that to go. 1.3577 0.05256 137 98 29 10
719 . . . and three onion bagels, some chives and a pound of cream cheese. 1.3576 0.05083 165 122 27 16
720 I prefer free-range, but this is just so convenient. 1.3571 0.04974 140 98 34 8
721 This fish is dead. 1.3566 0.05289 143 104 27 12
722 Actually I wanted all fifty of them. 1.3566 0.05100 143 102 31 10
723 Are you sure this is farm raised? My cubs are allergic to the wild stuff. 1.3566 0.05002 143 101 33 9
724 Don’t tell National Geographic! 1.3566 0.05369 129 92 28 9
725 Can you rough it up a bit so she thinks I caught it in the river? 1.3566 0.05697 129 95 22 12
726 For old times sake, could you pack it in ice? 1.3562 0.04736 146 101 38 7
727 At least you’ve stopped using plastic. 1.3558 0.04410 163 112 44 7
728 Instead of bagging it, can you just toss it at my open mouth? 1.3558 0.05784 104 73 25 6
729 I was on my way down to the river when I saw you had a sale on so I thought: Hell, why not? 1.3556 0.05306 135 97 28 10
730 My regular spawning stream has gone dry. Hey, you got grubs and berries? 1.3554 0.05487 121 86 27 8
731 And pack him in lots of ice; we could really use the ice. 1.3554 0.05487 121 86 27 8
732 Can I have some ice with that? 1.3554 0.05230 121 84 31 6
733 What the fuck is 'white fish?' 1.3553 0.05231 152 112 26 14
734 You know our routine. Toss it to me first! 1.3551 0.04911 138 96 35 7
735 Wild caught, not farm raised and never frozen, right? 1.3534 0.06030 116 86 19 11
736 If my cubs come by, tell them I caught it myself. 1.3534 0.05511 116 82 27 7
737 Charge it to the World Wildlife Fund. 1.3533 0.05193 150 110 27 13
738 No bag--I'll eat it on the way home. 1.3533 0.04928 150 107 33 10
739 Can you believe I've been wading into streams for all this time? 1.3533 0.04811 167 121 33 13
740 Supply chain issues are hurting me too. 1.3533 0.04885 167 122 31 14
741 Kosher? 1.3529 0.05415 119 84 28 7
742 No need for the bag. Just put it in my mouth. 1.3525 0.05092 139 99 31 9
743 Could you throw it and shout Coho like they do in Seattle? 1.3525 0.05764 139 106 17 16
744 Lent. Am I right? 1.3525 0.05580 139 104 21 14
745 Oh, I won’t be needing a bag. 1.3525 0.04988 139 98 33 8
746 Oh wait,I have a coupon for that. 1.3525 0.04988 139 98 33 8
747 Oh, and I’ll need 150 million bags of ice. 1.3525 0.06039 122 92 17 13
748 Farm-raised is just easier now that I’m teleworking. 1.3522 0.05136 159 118 26 15
749 Cash or card? How about I don't maul you instead? 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
750 And 100 pounds of whale blubber... 1.3519 0.04754 162 116 35 11
751 Are you sure that's not a red herring? 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
752 I’d like to exchange this for a larger size. 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
753 And I'm getting a couple hundred pounds of ice from the cooler outside. 1.3514 0.05673 111 79 25 7
754 I couldn't find the fresh dill sauce you usually carry. Supply chain problems? 1.3514 0.05673 111 79 25 7
755 You’re telling me this salmon spawned on a farm? 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
756 Doesn't scan huh? Ha Ha guess it's free. Laugh or I'll maul you. 1.3511 0.05623 131 97 22 12
757 How can I tell that it is really "wild caught", it looks "farm raised"? 1.3510 0.04717 151 106 37 8
758 I didn’t think I’d like it, but now I can’t stop eating tilapia! 1.3510 0.04810 151 107 35 9
759 Can I get that with a side of nachos? 1.3509 0.05135 114 78 32 4
760 Its an in-flight snack 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
761 Do you deliver during the hibernation period? 1.3506 0.05007 154 112 30 12
762 Do you offer discounts for repeat customers? 1.3504 0.05138 137 98 30 9
763 Would you mind savagely dismembering it for me? 1.3500 0.05111 120 83 32 5
764 I would’ve caught it myself, but I just got a manicure.” 1.3500 0.06723 100 76 13 11
765 I may have taken several samples out of Barry in Produce. 1.3500 0.05357 140 103 25 12
766 No I'm sorry, I don't have the receipt 1.3496 0.05413 123 88 27 8
767 It’s not frozen, right? 1.3494 0.04429 166 116 42 8
768 Do you suggest pan sear or ripping it apart? 1.3492 0.05203 126 89 30 7
769 Paper, please. I'll get plenty of plastic with the fish. 1.3491 0.06001 106 77 21 8
770 Don’t suppose you stock any ice, do ya? Could do with some of that back home. 1.3490 0.05033 149 108 30 11
771 Yeah! I'm the one who shits in the woods!!! 1.3488 0.05238 129 92 29 8
772 …And a bag of everything bagels and a tub of cream cheese and I’ll be on my way. 1.3487 0.05219 152 113 25 14
773 The spouse'll never guess. 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
774 Fishin ain't what it used to be. 1.3485 0.05482 132 97 24 11
775 No thanks, just toss it into the air. 1.3484 0.05145 155 115 26 14
776 The Health Department closed the stream down by my cave. 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
777 Save the bag. I’m eating here. 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
778 Was it going up or down stream? 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
779 The Mrs. and I are headed upstream. 1.3478 0.05209 138 100 28 10
780 Save the bag, please. I'm going to eat that right now. 1.3478 0.05390 115 81 28 6
781 Wild caught or farmed, I don’t care. I’m a god damned bear . 1.3478 0.05409 138 102 24 12
782 How much is that salmon? I’ve only been in hibernation for 4 months!! 1.3478 0.05247 115 80 30 5
783 What aisle is the honey? 1.3475 0.05565 118 85 25 8
784 Can I speak to your forager? 1.3475 0.05433 118 84 27 7
785 I may be retired, but I'm still hungry. 1.3473 0.04647 167 120 36 11
786 You're sure that was claw caught? 1.3473 0.04799 167 122 32 13
787 No need to waste a bag. 1.3472 0.05056 144 104 30 10
788 Can I claw it first? I'm trying to impress her. 1.3472 0.04860 144 102 34 8
789 Could you bag that separate from the seal cutlets? 1.3469 0.06503 98 73 16 9
790 No bag. Just throw it up into the air. 1.3467 0.04914 150 108 32 10
791 I usually get salmon, but the cod was on special. 1.3465 0.06042 101 73 21 7
792 Don't tell anyone. 1.3465 0.06204 101 74 19 8
793 Listen...lets keep this a secret. 1.3465 0.05405 127 92 26 9
794 He's just insufferable..all he talks about is the Steak Diane he made at last year's camping trip! So, I'm shutting him up this year and making Trout Almondine. 1.3462 0.04868 156 113 31 11
795 I hear this is a bear market. 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
796 Will you waive the 5-cent bag fee if I refrain from ripping off your head? 1.3462 0.05537 130 96 23 11
797 You call 1,000 miles local? 1.3462 0.05537 130 96 23 11
798 Now you get in the bag. 1.3459 0.05752 133 101 18 14
799 With salmon I favor a Chardonnay, for its buttery mouthfeel. Why do you ask? 1.3459 0.05234 133 96 28 9
800 So, how long has Buy Polar been open? 1.3459 0.04779 133 92 36 5
801 I finally figured out how to survive climate change 1.3459 0.05124 133 95 30 8
802 My doctor says I need more Omega-3 in my diet. 1.3459 0.04896 133 93 34 6
803 A gift, but not all bears care for fish. 1.3456 0.05046 136 97 31 8
804 I don’t need a bag. I’m going to eat it right now . 1.3456 0.05046 136 97 31 8
805 I wanted Sockeye. This is Coho. 1.3448 0.04930 145 104 32 9
806 You think you could take a picture of me down by that stream? 1.3445 0.05778 119 88 21 10
807 No, that's 'for here.' 1.3444 0.04608 151 106 38 7
808 Do you know if this is sushi grade salmon? 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
809 Don’t waste the bag; just throw the fish in the air and I’ll take care of the rest. 1.3442 0.04994 154 113 29 12
810 The ones in the river are protected 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
811 May I have chips with that? 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
812 Wild salmon is too much work. 1.3436 0.04875 163 120 30 13
813 Your safe. It’s fish Friday. 1.3433 0.05412 134 99 24 11
814 Would you mind unscrewing the little soy sauce fish lids for me? 1.3433 0.05308 134 98 26 10
815 What do people have against bear markets? 1.3431 0.04908 137 97 33 7
816 But your seafood department says that Coho's worth $22 a pound. 1.3427 0.05167 143 105 27 11
817 Is there a near-extinction discount? 1.3426 0.05759 108 78 23 7
818 I know you said it is fresh, but is it organic? 1.3426 0.05759 108 78 23 7
819 What kind of wine would you suggest to go with this fish? 1.3426 0.05759 108 78 23 7
820 When do you expect to have sea lions in stock again? 1.3426 0.06193 108 81 17 10
821 Was it sustainably caught? 1.3423 0.05283 149 112 23 14
822 Why don't you just give it to me? 1.3421 0.05687 114 83 23 8
823 It's so much easier than swimming upstream with them. 1.3421 0.05687 114 83 23 8
824 Is it fresh? Wild Caught? Do you know the Mercury levels? 1.3421 0.05548 114 82 25 7
825 No thanks, that would be too embarrassing – I’ll just take it home in my mouth. 1.3421 0.05822 114 84 21 9
826 I'm on a diet. 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
827 Can I pay with not mauling anyone? 1.3419 0.05842 117 87 20 10
828 Can you just toss it my way? 1.3417 0.05225 120 85 29 6
829 Actually, I usually just take it home in my mouth. 1.3415 0.05269 123 88 28 7
830 And you're sure that's wild caught? 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
831 Is that sustainably sourced? 1.3412 0.04728 170 125 32 13
832 12 cents for a bag? Nevermind...I'll eat it here. 1.3409 0.05774 132 101 17 14
833 I've got this foster daughter Goldilocks and she will only eat fish that is just right. 1.3409 0.05250 132 96 27 9
834 Do you happen to know if this fish is ethically sourced? 1.3409 0.05359 132 97 25 10
835 Don't judge, I suffer from Aquaphobia. 1.3409 0.05139 132 95 29 8
836 If anyone asks, you never saw me here, OK? 1.3406 0.04878 138 98 33 7
837 This is past its expiration date. 1.3406 0.05393 138 103 23 12
838 Forgot to ask: Is it wild-caught? 1.3401 0.05243 147 110 24 13
839 ``Look at this belly. And then tell me if I need a bag.'' 1.3401 0.05243 147 110 24 13
840 I'll just eat it right here...I hate that fish smell in the car. 1.3401 0.04679 147 104 36 7
841 Could you also ring-up 3,000 bags of ice? 1.3396 0.05034 159 119 26 14
842 I don’t need a bag. Just a napkin. 1.3394 0.05861 109 80 21 8
843 No need to wrap it. I’ll be devouring it here. 1.3394 0.04748 165 121 32 12
844 Put the fish in my paw and the cash in the bag. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
845 I only eat fish on Fridays, and on all the other days. 1.3388 0.05321 121 87 27 7
846 I’m quite a modest shopper; I only buy the bear necessities. 1.3388 0.05816 121 91 19 11
847 No, I'll just eat it here. My home melted. 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
848 In the woods and sometimes in aisle five. 1.3386 0.05502 127 94 23 10
849 Do I really look like the "Dine In" type to you? 1.3385 0.05411 130 96 24 10
850 Look, I know it's highly entertaining, but I don't want to catch it in my mouth. 1.3385 0.05411 130 96 24 10
851 Oh no, I think I shed my frequent shopper card with my winter coat. 1.3383 0.05106 133 96 29 8
852 Is there enough on the gift card for a dry Riesling? 1.3383 0.05106 133 96 29 8
853 Right, no carry-on snacks. He's my ticket to a three-seats-alone trifecta. 1.3381 0.04956 139 100 31 8
854 *Can you do lay away for hibernation? " 1.3381 0.05456 139 105 21 13
855 I know that farmed is cheaper, but we only eat wild Salmon 1.3381 0.05360 139 104 23 12
856 Hand it over quietly and nobody gets hurt. 1.3380 0.05182 142 105 26 11
857 I'd catch them wild myself- but that cold water just wrecks my nails! 1.3380 0.04568 142 99 38 5
858 I don't need it bagged. I'll eat it on the ride home. 1.3378 0.05033 148 109 28 11
859 What does "to go" mean? 1.3377 0.04980 154 114 28 12
860 ...and where might this so-called 'salmon farm' be, exactly? 1.3377 0.05148 154 116 24 14
861 I was expecting it to be filleted. 1.3376 0.04743 157 114 33 10
862 You don't need to bag it, I’m going to eat you first.” 1.3375 0.04847 160 118 30 12
863 Are you, too, running out of ice? 1.3368 0.05913 95 68 22 5
864 You keep the fish, can I go through your garbage 1.3368 0.06099 95 69 20 6
865 Don't bother bagging it. 1.3365 0.05569 104 74 25 5
866 Between you and me I usually get my fish fresher than this. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
867 Do you mind throwing it in the trash first? 1.3364 0.05625 107 77 24 6
868 It's my cheat day. 1.3364 0.06096 110 83 17 10
869 Did you just call me Smokey? 1.3362 0.05468 116 84 25 7
870 I won’t need a bag, if you could just throw it toward my mouth for me. 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
871 Do you do price matching? 1.3361 0.06000 119 91 16 12
872 Do you have one that's still flapping around a bit? It's part of the whole dining "experience" 1.3361 0.05505 119 87 24 8
873 If you pack it, will it be still organic? 1.3361 0.05374 119 86 26 7
874 The catch-by date is expired. 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
875 I don't suppose you'd know where I could get some tartare sauce? 1.3359 0.04995 128 91 31 6
876 Does it look Like I need a bag? 1.3359 0.04995 128 91 31 6
877 Can I get a side of baby seal with that? 1.3359 0.05484 131 98 22 11
878 I'm trying to eat out less." 1.3358 0.05074 134 97 29 8
879 Would you pair that with red or white? 1.3358 0.04890 137 98 32 7
880 Do you have a bigger fish .... I told my wife I've gone fishing. 1.3358 0.04665 137 96 36 5
881 I would think again before you charge me for that bag 1.3358 0.05701 137 106 16 15
882 I was told there was a global warming discount? 1.3357 0.05230 140 104 25 11
883 I gave up mauling humans for Lent. 1.3357 0.05130 140 103 27 10
884 So you said 30 minutes at 350 degrees right? 1.3357 0.04821 140 100 33 7
885 Can you gift wrap it please. Its for a friend. 1.3357 0.05246 143 107 24 12
886 I know most people just buy the fillets, but the head is really the best part. 1.3356 0.04789 146 105 33 8
887 Your lucky day. Giving up warm-blooded mammals for Lent! 1.3333 0.05389 141 107 21 13
888 Is this fish ethically sourced? 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
889 Well, I have stopped fishing in troubled waters. 1.3333 0.06365 93 69 17 7
890 Can you pack this so it looks like I just grabbed it from the river? 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
891 Do I want to “round up” to combat climate change? Yes 1.3333 0.05285 126 92 26 8
892 That's what you human's call,"bagging a fish". 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 7
893 You can save the bag. I'll just eat it now. 1.3333 0.05164 126 91 28 7
894 The online description said halibut, but it's clearly cod. 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
895 It's Lent. I don't eat seal on Fridays. 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
896 This is so much easier than trying to bag one in the river". 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
897 He wasn't farm raised, right? 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
898 If my wife calls, I'm not here. 1.3333 0.05291 117 84 27 6
899 Frankly, catching salmon in frigid cold waters isn't all it's cracked up to be. I prefer farm raised. 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
900 They used to be free you know. 1.3333 0.04792 150 109 32 9
901 And you’re sure it’s wild caught? 1.3314 0.04339 169 121 40 8
902 No bag, thank you. Just toss it in the air… 1.3311 0.05208 151 115 22 14
903 What I love about this city is being able to get a great meal at any hour when I can't hibernate. 1.3310 0.04764 142 102 33 7
904 Hi, listen, if anyone comes in asking, I caught this with my own bare paws and then had you wrap it up for me. 1.3309 0.04831 139 100 32 7
905 I'm having friends over for dinner and I just don't have time to catch the Salmon myself. 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
906 No bag. Just going to eat it in the car. 1.3308 0.04975 133 96 30 7
907 I'll take two pounds, I'm in between fat and skinny season. 1.3308 0.05307 133 99 24 10
908 Never mind the bag. Just stand back and throw it to me. 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
909 No,I don't have your loyalty club app. I'm a bear. 1.3307 0.05368 127 94 24 9
910 It's, uh, for a friend. 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
911 I want to be sure this is wild caught,not farm-raised. 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
912 Can I get some chips with that? 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
913 Could I have sauce with that? 1.3306 0.04540 124 85 37 2
914 No bag. Just throw it up and snap me catching it. Photoshop will do the rest. 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
915 I've changed my mind. Instead of the fish I'll take your left leg. 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
916 Would you throw in some ice? I’m miles from the cave. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
917 It's the only place I can get those off season. 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
918 I caught this on the streaming service 1.3305 0.05903 118 90 17 11
919 You know, these used to be free before the river was dammed. 1.3304 0.06016 115 88 16 11
920 Remember, speak softly and carry a big fish. 1.3304 0.05622 115 85 22 8
921 I left my wallet in my pants. 1.3304 0.05200 115 82 28 5
922 So the limit is one salmon per bear because of supply chain issues? 1.3304 0.05485 115 84 24 7
923 I just remembered that today is my wedding anniversary. 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
924 Would you mind putting that in a separate bag from the honey? 1.3304 0.05866 112 84 19 9
925 do yall take crypto 1.3303 0.05690 109 80 22 7
926 You know the saying, teach a bear to shop... 1.3303 0.05383 109 78 26 5
927 Can I have one of those “all I got from my trip to Florida was farm-raised North Atlantic Salmon” t-shirts too. 1.3302 0.06248 106 81 15 10
928 It was swimming downstream. 1.3300 0.05329 100 70 27 3
929 Well, I don't need a bag; I'll just eat it on my way to work. 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
930 Can I pay by carp? 1.3286 0.05012 140 103 28 9
931 A nickel a bag? Forget it pal, I'll eat it here. 1.3286 0.05012 140 103 28 9
932 I am rebranding from “The Terror of the Great North” to a conscientious predator. 1.3286 0.05012 140 103 28 9
933 Don’t worry, I’m a pescatarian. 1.3284 0.04829 134 96 32 6
934 It's returnable, I assume 1.3281 0.05216 128 94 26 8
935 I should be hibernating but I couldn't miss this deal! 1.3280 0.05539 125 94 21 10
936 I thought I could make a trade in this bear market!! 1.3280 0.05051 125 90 29 6
937 Could I get the change in honey? 1.3280 0.05301 125 92 25 8
938 Do you mind if I whack it in the head first? 1.3279 0.05132 122 88 28 6
939 Gee, this is certainly a lot easier than fighting the Columbia River. 1.3279 0.05514 122 91 22 9
940 You don't have to fillet it , Ive just had my claws done " 1.3279 0.04999 122 87 30 5
941 Inflation! I used to be able to get these for free. 1.3276 0.05714 116 87 20 9
942 What exactly do you mean by freshly caught? 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
943 ...and an order of Otter Tots. 1.3273 0.06073 110 84 16 10
944 The recent masking mandate has made catching them nearly impossible. 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
945 Could I have that shredded and dragged through gravel, please? 1.3271 0.06197 107 82 15 10
946 Paperless, please! 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
947 I don’t like the self-checkout because there’s no cashier to eat. 1.3265 0.05302 147 113 20 14
948 Have you seen the price of honey lately? 1.3262 0.04982 141 104 28 9
949 Does tartar come with that? 1.3259 0.05024 135 99 28 8
950 I definitely ordered the Silver Salmon, not the Chum, chum! 1.3258 0.05101 132 97 27 8
951 Just the necessities today. 1.3258 0.05101 132 97 27 8
952 Can we confirm this is sustainably wild caught, organic and from a Montessori school? 1.3258 0.05536 132 101 19 12
953 I've heard they smell after three days, but I've never been able to keep one that long. 1.3256 0.04818 129 92 32 5
954 No need to bag it. I want the missus to think I caught it in the wild. 1.3254 0.04623 126 88 35 3
955 Oh, and there’s a bit of a cleanup needed in the Fish Department where that funny-tasting guy used to be. 1.3252 0.05596 123 93 20 10
956 No need for the bag. I'll have both of you here. 1.3252 0.05596 123 93 20 10
957 Is it sustainable? 1.3252 0.05596 123 93 20 10
958 I had to stop using Instacart - they substituted goldfish crackers for me the last time. 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
959 You guarantee that it's fresh and not previously frozen? 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
960 You're right. It's a salmon and polar bears eat seals, not salmon. We'll forgive the cartoonist this time. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
961 I still forage for snacks, but I'm upscale come suppertime. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
962 Instead of a bag, can you just toss it into my mouth? 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
963 Are you certain that it’s sushi grade? 1.3246 0.05641 114 85 21 8
964 Could you kill it for me? I just did my nails. 1.3246 0.05910 114 87 17 10
965 Do you have an endangered discount? 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
966 Eat in or take out. I can never decide. 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
967 I have to admit that sometimes human encroachment has its benefits. 1.3246 0.05641 114 85 21 8
968 Is it just this store, or is everyone out of seal? 1.3245 0.04842 151 112 29 10
969 Actually,would you just throw it in my mouth in the parking lot? 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
970 My habitat's melting and you're asking paper or plastic?! How about you just toss it in my mouth? 1.3241 0.06146 108 83 15 10
971 My husband prefers the taste of farm-raised. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
972 People just don’t consider the downside to the Alaska Fat Bear competition 1.3238 0.05661 105 77 22 6
973 And you guarantee it's fresh, 100% pole & line caught, and MSC certified? 1.3237 0.04920 139 102 29 8
974 Do you think the bear market will affect the salmon price? 1.3237 0.05127 139 104 25 10
975 Well, I don’t see You wearing a mask either. 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
976 I can't fish anymore with this arthritis. 1.3233 0.04955 133 97 29 7
977 Do you have any idea how cold the water is this time of year? 1.3233 0.04955 133 97 29 7
978 I can't eat this. My teeth fell out. I'm a gummy bear. 1.3232 0.06230 99 75 16 8
979 I don't need a bag. I'll just eat it here. 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
980 The kids wanted pizza, but I’m old-fashioned. 1.3229 0.05638 96 69 23 4
981 Can you throw it in the nearest river for me? 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
982 The berries look good but I’m going Keto this week. 1.3226 0.05063 124 90 28 6
983 Picking up the bear necessities. 1.3226 0.06693 93 72 12 9
984 Do you offer upstream delivery? 1.3223 0.05009 121 87 29 5
985 Paper please. I've always been eco conscious. 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
986 Currently they're not swimming upstream so my wife is gonna be SO surprised! 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
987 I ordered nova - not lox. 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
988 Can you please gift-wrap it? 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
989 I didn't see a waterfall in the store, how are you getting these? 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
990 How long will this keep on rapidly melting ice? 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
991 So the Amazon wish list actually works! 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
992 Can I get that in Rainbow? 1.3217 0.06243 115 91 11 13
993 Thank you for your kindness. My arthritis is acting up, and my grip is simply not what it used to be. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
994 I don't need a bag - just a toothpick. 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
995 Put it on layaway. I'll be back in six months. 1.3217 0.05490 143 112 16 15
996 I can't believe I forgot to pack my lunch again. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
997 Paper or plastic? You humans are such kidders! 1.3214 0.04784 140 102 31 7
998 You can just toss that into my mouth. 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
999 No, I won’t be making a donation to the NRA with my purchase today. 1.3214 0.05294 140 107 21 12
1000 After a long day, sometimes takeout is just easier. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
1001 Can I get that with a little brown sugar and turmeric? 1.3212 0.04962 137 101 28 8
1002 No, I’d rather carry it home in my mouth. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
1003 Don't bag it, I'll eat it in the car. 1.3209 0.05464 134 103 19 12
1004 I’m sorry, no. I wanted it mounted. 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
1005 Could you put it on ice. We're running low. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1006 You'll eat for a day. 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1007 Uh....It's for a friend; I only eat mine fresh 1.3203 0.04697 153 113 31 9
1008 Streaming services just aren't for me; I'd rather go straight to the store. 1.3200 0.05483 100 72 24 4
1009 Could you gift wrap it in a larger fish? 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
1010 Hope it’s ok, I caught this one in the fish tank. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1011 Don't bag it. I'll eat it here. Right now. 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
1012 I really appreciate Whole Foods stocking whole salmon. 1.3200 0.05400 125 94 22 9
1013 Remember when trout tasted like trout? 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
1014 During COVID we’re eating in. 1.3200 0.05156 125 92 26 7
1015 Do you have 200 more of those? 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1016 ... and fifty pounds delivered to my cave in Spring, please. 1.3200 0.05029 125 91 28 6
1017 Give me a break, it's not like you're out their foraging. 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
1018 No need to wrap it. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1019 It’s for here. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1020 How much extra to have it gift wrapped? 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
1021 I never realized this before, but you smell delicious. 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
1022 I'd like to exchange it for something that swims upstream. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1023 Just so you know, technically I don't consider that wild caught. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1024 Oh, I don't need a bag. Just throw it at my face. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1025 You don't need to bag it. It'll be gone before I get out the door. 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
1026 One day the guys just stopped inviting me on fishing trips." 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1027 It’s a gift. Could you wrap it? 1.3182 0.04565 176 133 30 13
1028 Would you wrap it in a seal,please? 1.3178 0.05390 129 98 21 10
1029 Organic fish what part of the ocean is that? 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1030 That's the appetizer. You're my lunch 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1031 Generally I slap it out out of the water myself, but on Sunday nights I give myself a break. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1032 Don’t tell my wife. I told her I caught something at work. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1033 When there is a bear market, I see opportunity." 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1034 Put it on my Buy. Polar Card. 1.3176 0.06528 85 64 15 6
1035 Bear market 1.3175 0.04734 126 90 32 4
1036 Is this salmon wild or farmed? 1.3175 0.04734 126 90 32 4
1037 I’d like a refund, please. It’s, like, dead…? 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
1038 Can I get it gift wrapped? It’s for my nephew’s bear mitzvah 1.3172 0.05057 145 110 24 11
1039 Don’t forget the chips! 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
1040 Is it OK if I say that this was wild caught? 1.3167 0.05549 120 91 20 9
1041 What? The line here was shorter. 1.3167 0.04877 120 86 30 4
1042 No bag please. I’m trying to be environmentally conscious. 1.3167 0.05549 120 91 20 9
1043 I need to return this, it isn't Wild Caught. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
1044 'Don't you want any starter with that fish?' 'Yes, a human, please.' 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
1045 I normally get salmon, but with inflation, I'm settling for trout. 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1046 I ate the last guy who didn't double bag. 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
1047 Isn’t it amazing what they can do with tofu these days? 1.3162 0.04973 136 101 27 8
1048 Can you wrap that? It's a gift. 1.3162 0.05187 136 103 23 10
1049 Oh...you'll need to charge me for the butcher too. 1.3158 0.05886 114 88 16 10
1050 No, I'll eat it here. 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
1051 I ate the man who had killed this cute fish. That was my good deed! 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
1052 I tried a fish-oil supplement, but there’s no replacing the real thing. 1.3158 0.05753 114 87 18 9
1053 Yes, bag it. To hide my shame. 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1054 I prefer wild caught salmon. 1.3158 0.04574 133 95 34 4
1055 Oh,paper please. Have you read up what plastic bags are doing to the environment?! 1.3154 0.05241 130 98 23 9
1056 I was hoping for a bear-a-cuda. 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1057 It just didn't have that "waterfall" freshness that was advertised. 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1058 My mom cancelled our streaming subscription. 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1059 And half a dozen bagels and a pound of cream cheese. 1.3151 0.04933 146 110 26 10
1060 Excuse me, but the fish go right through your paper bags. So I’ll eat it now and just tell the old lady it fell out. 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
1061 This is definitely a Bear Market. 1.3150 0.05327 127 96 22 9
1062 Just throw it near my face like it’s jumping. 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
1063 Is this gluten free? 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
1064 I won’t need it bagged. 1.3148 0.04860 108 76 30 2
1065 Scratch it up a bit so it looks like I caught it in a waterfall. 1.3146 0.05671 89 64 22 3
1066 'Wild-caught?' Seriously? 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
1067 Are you sure it isn't farm raised" 1.3145 0.04908 124 90 29 5
1068 And a dozen bagels please. 1.3145 0.05293 124 93 23 8
1069 We're doing take out tonight. The cubs want farm-raised for a change. 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
1070 And as far as accompaniments, would you recommend the string beans almondine? 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1071 No bag, I'll eat it on the go. 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
1072 Do you take honey? 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
1073 No thanks, I don't need a bag. I am just here for the halibut. 1.3140 0.04984 121 88 28 5
1074 I got them swimming upriver so I have plenty to share. Just pan fry with a maple glaze - tastier than a Mountie but not as tender. 1.3140 0.05120 121 89 26 6
1075 The store where I used to shop melted. 1.3140 0.05509 121 92 20 9
1076 No bag--will you throw that upstream for me? 1.3139 0.05049 137 103 25 9
1077 Yeah, but that’s MY salmon. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
1078 Can I change this for a smellier one? 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
1079 No, don’t bag it; I’ll eat it on the car. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
1080 I ordered a large. 1.3136 0.05607 118 90 19 9
1081 I hate fish but I need the Omega-3. 1.3136 0.05607 118 90 19 9
1082 My daughter says it's more humane this way. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
1083 No need to bag it, I'll finish it by the time I'm out the door! 1.3130 0.04997 115 83 28 4
1084 I can go on all day about Omega-3’s. 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
1085 This is guaranteed wild, free-swimming, fresh caught, never-frozen, right? 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
1086 She's doing the loaves, I'll bring the fish. 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
1087 I've got a bad hip. 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
1088 Why do documentaries set such unrealistic expectations? 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
1089 No need for the bag, I’m dining in. 1.3130 0.04857 131 96 29 6
1090 What a stupid question! Of course I want fries with that! 1.3125 0.05406 128 98 20 10
1091 It’s my therapy fish. 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1092 Leave the fish…get in the bag. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1093 My meal plan subscription just assumed I would have one in the pantry. 1.3125 0.05953 112 87 15 10
1094 No offense but do you have any that are untouched by human hands? 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1095 Could you gift-wrap it? It's for my mom. 1.3125 0.05173 128 96 24 8
1096 Is this sustainably wild-caught? I just can’t bear to support factory farmed fishing, it’s terrible for the ecosystem, you know. 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
1097 Don't need the bag. Can you just sorta flip it in the air and I'll catch it in my mouth? 1.3120 0.05005 125 92 27 6
1098 And you are certain this is the low-fat, sugar-free, gluten-free, fat-free, low-glycemic, cholesterol-free fish? And can I return it if it doesn’t taste good? 1.3120 0.05005 125 92 27 6
1099 What are you going to do? It’s a bear market. 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
1100 This way is a lot easier. 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1101 Can we send it polar express? 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
1102 I don't know, is it fresh? 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1103 It’s not mine. I’m buying it for a friend. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
1104 He seems only to be interested in what is happening downstream. 1.3113 0.05080 106 76 27 3
1105 I appreciate this Sir…but your mini bar bill still needs to be paid. 1.3111 0.05155 90 63 26 1
1106 This is for a friend. I only eat fish that I catch. 1.3109 0.05436 119 90 21 8
1107 I prefer wild-caught to farm raised. 1.3109 0.05028 119 87 27 5
1108 I wanted wild, not farm-raised. 1.3109 0.04884 119 86 29 4
1109 Still have that 30-day return policy?” 1.3106 0.05173 132 100 23 9
1110 Yes, but the Mrs. only drinks red. 1.3103 0.05134 145 112 21 12
1111 And three tons of ice, please. 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
1112 This is what it's come to. 1.3103 0.06603 87 67 13 7
1113 I know I'm meant to hunt locally, but buying it like this is so much easier. 1.3103 0.04961 116 84 28 4
1114 Is there a discount for an endangered species? 1.3103 0.05532 116 88 20 8
1115 No bag, thanks. Just toss it in the air. 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
1116 You know it's called fishing, not catching. 1.3101 0.04897 129 95 28 6
1117 Climate Change has made hunting a lot less fun for me. 1.3101 0.05019 129 96 26 7
1118 I thought global warming was bad, but inflation is worse. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
1119 How does your repeat delivery subscription work? 1.3100 0.05064 100 71 27 2
1120 Why do I feel like no one wants me in the market? 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
1121 Fresh water or farmed? 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
1122 Sorry, but I only eat salmon. 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
1123 And I'd also like two packages of Fish Sticks. 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
1124 Can you flap it about a bit, to make it feel more challenging? 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
1125 So glad you’re carrying salmon now, saves me a trip to the stream. 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
1126 ...and then they tells me I'm a "severely food-habituated bear," . 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1127 No thanks, I'd rather have the smoked salmon. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1128 Easier than fishing in a cold Alaskan stream 1.3091 0.05592 110 83 20 7
1129 Could you please put that on ice? We are out back at home. 1.3091 0.05592 110 83 20 7
1130 Take berries? 1.3091 0.05592 110 83 20 7
1131 Are these farm-raised or mouth caught? 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
1132 It was sold as sockeye, it's actually coho 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
1133 Could you make the card out to Goldilocks saying "you are forgiven for eating my porridge- regards Daddy Bear" 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
1134 I overslept. Since October. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1135 It's ok, I'll eat it here. 1.3085 0.06422 94 73 13 8
1136 I forgot to renew my fishing license. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1137 It has to be today’s catch. Any older and I’m laughed out of the den 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1138 It’s not fresh. I demand a refund! 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1139 I forgot my wallet in the car. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
1140 That fish is just the appetizer – you’re the main course. 1.3084 0.05999 107 83 15 9
1141 To go,please. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1142 Oh, don't rush it! Back in my time it used to take even days to bag one. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
1143 Is this organic? We only eat stream to cave. 1.3083 0.05650 120 93 17 10
1144 It was a gift and I'm now vegan. 1.3083 0.05139 133 101 23 9
1145 My wallet is still hibernating. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
1146 It was a gift so I don’t have the receipt, but I’d like to exchange it for a few small trout if that’s okay. 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
1147 My usual place is sold out. 1.3077 0.05968 104 80 16 8
1148 Do you take Apple Pay? 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
1149 I do need a fork, thank you. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1150 Are you sure it is wild caught and not farm raised? 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1151 The last time I bought one, it smelled fishy. 1.3077 0.05333 130 100 20 10
1152 Please, exchange this fish for a larger size" 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
1153 Don't wrap it. I'm going to tell my wife I caught it in a stream. 1.3071 0.04810 127 93 29 5
1154 My girlfriend said it was too small. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1155 I can pay you back after the winter. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1156 Oh, no bag, thanks. I'll just carry it in my mouth. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1157 Your locally sourced options are fantastic--they never know the difference. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1158 Streaming is not reliable. 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
1159 Believe me, it's not wild caught. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1160 My oldest has gone vegan, but I find it hard to get enough protein on roots and berries. 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1161 No endangered species discount? 1.3065 0.05270 124 94 22 8
1162 I don't really need a bag. 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
1163 I'm returning it. It's expired. 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1164 Don't judge me, I over-hibernated and now I can't show up empty handed to the party. 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
1165 Would you mind adding bite marks before you wrap it up? 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1166 I saw there was a special climate promotion ? 1.3063 0.04922 111 80 28 3
1167 It died before I had a chance to eat it. 1.3063 0.05245 111 82 24 5
1168 I couldn’t find your Small Children aisle. 1.3061 0.06052 98 75 16 7
1169 Okay, mate, please add chips, salt, and a spot of vinegar. 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
1170 Supply Chain Issues? 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
1171 I say good fellow do you have any chips 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
1172 You wouldn't believe the supply-chain problems we are facing out there 1.3060 0.05214 134 103 21 10
1173 For $20 bucks an hour, I'll sniff out every illegal fish in the place. But for $15 bucks an hour, I'll dispose of them, too. 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1174 I would like a refund. 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
1175 I don't need a bag. Or a straw. 1.3056 0.05803 108 83 17 8
1176 Do you take Discover? 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1177 It's for the walk to my car. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1178 Was it line-caught? 1.3056 0.04856 144 109 26 9
1179 Dead is easier. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1180 No bag, thanks. I'll just take it to go 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1181 My wife would like a few wet wipes as well. 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
1182 Actually I brought a tote bag! 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
1183 Yes, it's come to this - and it's all your fault. 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
1184 That's okay. I'm genetically modified too. 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
1185 To be clear,this Impossible Salmon was not farm produced and was caught in the wild,correct? 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
1186 No need to wrap it. I'll eat it here. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1187 I don't need the bag. Also, it's probably best if you don't make eye-contact with me. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1188 Yeah, but I've had fresher. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1189 Yes, I know you say it's fresh, but is it sushi grade? 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1190 I need a much larger bag. 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
1191 Any tips on how to avoid extinction? 1.3048 0.06220 105 83 12 10
1192 I’m telling you, man, being Putin’s pet was scary. I’m so glad I’ve finally made it to Ukraine. 1.3047 0.05150 128 97 23 8
1193 My wife thinks I went fishing 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
1194 I'll have that To Go, thanks! 1.3043 0.04811 115 83 29 3
1195 I’d catch it myself but my nails are drying. 1.3043 0.05265 115 86 23 6
1196 Can I just put some teeth marks in it first? 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
1197 Wild caught or farm raised? 1.3041 0.04462 148 109 33 6
1198 It’s so much easier to buy them than to catch them! 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
1199 It's sushi grade, right? 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1200 The cave doesn't have an address but I can describe the tree near the opening. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1201 No! I came for smoked salmon. I am tired of eating salmon sushi. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1202 Oh I don’t need a bag, I’ll just eat it now 1.3037 0.04370 135 97 35 3
1203 Yes, it's a "bear market" 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1204 The supply chain ruined my river. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1205 So anyway, where do they catch this stuff? 1.3033 0.05446 122 94 19 9
1206 What wine do you suggest will go well with this fish? 1.3033 0.04640 122 88 31 3
1207 I was taught to fish where the fish are. 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
1208 Actually, I'm having some people for dinner tonight. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1209 5 cents for the bag?! I'll carry it in my mouth 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
1210 He told me to buy insects for dinner, I told him the next time he tells me what to do I'm staying at my sister's. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1211 We're hibernating. Freeze it for me and we'll get to it after the thaw. 1.3028 0.05902 109 85 15 9
1212 No thanks. I'll skin and bone it myself. 1.3025 0.05411 119 91 20 8
1213 I’m not happy that Doordash wouldn’t deliver this 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
1214 And my iceberg melted. Could I get about 3000 bags of ice? 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
1215 I can't stand baiting the hooks" 1.3025 0.05411 119 91 20 8
1216 The kids benefit from the antibiotics and besides, who has time to catch it themselves? 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1217 And do you have tatar sauce? 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1218 Do you have any harissa paste? I'm cooking a romantic woodlit dinner. 1.3023 0.06631 86 67 12 7
1219 Don't tell my wife, please. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1220 I just woke up. What's all this about roe being endangered? 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
1221 No its not for me, I'm with Instacart 1.3019 0.05869 106 82 16 8
1222 Thanks to climate change, I don’t have to get wet to catch my lunch! 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1223 Can you make it look like I caught it? 1.3016 0.05436 126 98 18 10
1224 These seafood prices are almost unbearable 1.3016 0.04947 126 94 26 6
1225 I came today when I heard Wall Street experts announce that we have a new bear market. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1226 I keep waiting for the climate to change back. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1227 Could you make it look a little more 'wild-caught' 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1228 Indeed! Then, why don't YOU try living off your fat reserves for the rest of the winter? 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
1229 Beats streaming. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1230 This is pink river salmon. I specifically ordered the organic wild imported sockeye from the sparkling depths of Canadian waters. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1231 Trust me, there's more where this came from. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1232 I won't need a bag. Besides, it's better for the environment. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1233 I was going to eat it here, but it gives me something to look forward to. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1234 A fish in the hand is worth two in the sea or something like that . 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1235 I don't have time now, I'll stream it later. 1.3009 0.04850 113 82 28 3
1236 I'm afraid of the water. 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
1237 You mean I have to catch the bag, too? 1.3008 0.05529 123 96 17 10
1238 Are you the sole proprietor? 1.3008 0.04889 123 91 27 5
1239 What makes fast food so addictive? 1.3008 0.04771 133 99 28 6
1240 I got this for my wedding anniversary. My husband should know that the third anniversary is honey not fish 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1241 Can you recommend a wine that pairs with scales? 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1242 Worst stomach ache ever…I mean, seriously… you get salmonella from chicken...do you get chickenmonella from salmon? 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1243 I didn't want to bring a pizza on board and have the cabin smell like pepperoni. 1.3000 0.05855 110 86 15 9
1244 When will you have more in stock? 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
1245 I'm allergic to peanuts and stroopwafel. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1246 That’s right, send it up the Yukon for arrival early spring, no signature required and why does it matter who collects it? 1.2991 0.05728 117 92 15 10
1247 Put it on iceberg, please. 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
1248 And, can I have some iceberg with that? 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
1249 I left my credit card in my other fur. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1250 No need to bag it, I'll just eat it here. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1251 I’m not getting honey this week. I need to diet. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1252 Or you could teach me how to fish and I could eat forever . . . or till the oceans rise. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1253 Store-bought is fine" was a real game-changer. 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
1254 No, I prefer farm-raised. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1255 You know I applied here, for some reason they wouldn't hire me. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1256 Returns are only accepted at the stream it originally came from? 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1257 I asked for a bike - not a pike. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1258 You think I don't know fresh fish?!! 1.2985 0.05084 134 103 22 9
1259 Thanks, but I don't need a bag. 1.2984 0.04856 124 92 27 5
1260 Do you have chips to go with that? 1.2984 0.05119 124 94 23 7
1261 Sorry, we don´t accept credit-cods. 1.2984 0.05489 124 97 17 10
1262 I think there's been a mistake, I ordered the seal. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1263 What do you mean by "fresh frozen?" 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
1264 Does this come with a seal of approval? 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
1265 That's just right. Now I need one that's too small and one that's too large. 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
1266 It beats getting my ass frozen off. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1267 I just figured I needed to adapt sooner than later. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1268 This beats wading in line. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1269 Do you accept credit cods? 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
1270 No thanks, I’ll just eat it here. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1271 And a bag of ice 1.2977 0.04930 131 99 25 7
1272 My veterinarian has me on a special diet. Is this salmon salted? 1.2977 0.04686 131 97 29 5
1273 So this vegan asks me if I realize that I’m ruining the planet. So I looked him in the eyes and told him that I’ve been contemplating a vegan diet. 1.2975 0.05202 121 92 22 7
1274 Did it have a fulfilling life in the wilderness? 1.2975 0.05460 121 94 18 9
1275 It's for a friend in Antarctica, she's bi-polar. 1.2975 0.05707 121 96 14 11
1276 That reminds me. What ever happened to Rushdie? 1.2973 0.05947 111 88 13 10
1277 Can you throw in a side of seal? 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
1278 Are you sure? I only eat wild-caught. 1.2973 0.05665 111 86 17 8
1279 Throw it into my mouth, for old-time's sake. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1280 And you're sure that no one will know it's farmed? 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1281 That's ok, I don't need a bag 1.2969 0.05126 128 98 22 8
1282 'I just love Spawn to Table." 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1283 I hate to be an alarmist but the ice in your ice machine is melting. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1284 It's not farm raised, is it? 1.2966 0.05008 118 88 25 5
1285 Would you be willing to hose me down so it'll look like I got this in the river? 1.2966 0.05424 118 91 19 8
1286 No need for a bag. I'll eat it on the way out. 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
1287 Keep the bag and protect the environment. 1.2966 0.05008 118 88 25 5
1288 It is just too hard to find anything out there,due to all this climate change! 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
1289 That's actually a common misconception, I'd really like to use your bathroom. 1.2966 0.05685 118 93 15 10
1290 How’s the supply chain? 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
1291 no salmon? 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
1292 Somehow wadding around in an icy river lost its allure. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1293 Would you mind tossing it up in the air first? 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1294 Because it’s farm raised. I’m a wild animal for God’s sake! 1.2963 0.05921 108 85 14 9
1295 Excuse me, is that farmed or wild-caught? 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
1296 No need to bag it, I 'll have it right after eating you..." 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
1297 Don't tell my wife I bought this! 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
1298 No need to put it in a bag! I'll eat just about anything right now". 1.2959 0.06190 98 77 13 8
1299 I am Vegan. 1.2959 0.06190 98 77 13 8
1300 Do you accept cold hard cash? 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1301 Put it on Goldie's tab. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1302 So are you the turf? 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1303 does it have Omega 3"s? 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1304 That’s non-GMO, gluten-free, omega-plus, fructose-free, zero- calories, and not fresh, right? 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1305 Paper please. Plenty of plastic in my salmon already lately. 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
1306 I want to freeze my assets before they get smoked. 1.2952 0.05228 105 78 23 4
1307 Could you step back and throw it to me? 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1308 I hear people are concerned that 2022 will be a “bear market” but I’m not sure what the issue is… I really only buy fish. 1.2951 0.04895 122 91 26 5
1309 I know, I know. It's not wild-caught and it's off-season, but heck...when is sea bass ever on sale? 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1310 Oh, I don't need a bag. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1311 Let's make a deal. I get the fish, and you keep your face. 1.2950 0.04945 139 107 23 9
1312 Could you pack it in ice? We no longer have any. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1313 I just came in for the dill sauce but this looked so fresh. 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
1314 Your sign says "fresh fish". I prefer "well mannered". 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1315 I swear by it. 10 days of only fish and I have so much more energy. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1316 Do you have one that comes with a river? 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1317 Well, not quite - I was looking for your honey-glazed halibut. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1318 My doctor said I need more of the Omega 3 fatty acids. 1.2946 0.05621 112 87 17 8
1319 Lent is my favorite season. 1.2946 0.05621 112 87 17 8
1320 I know it’s BOGO. I ate the other one in line. 1.2946 0.05621 112 87 17 8
1321 I'm cutting back on streaming services. 1.2945 0.04972 146 114 21 11
1322 Never frozen, right? 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1323 I'm filling up the stream to help a friend with his confidence. 1.2941 0.04743 102 73 28 1
1324 No one taught me how to fish. 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
1325 No bag. I'm trying to save my environment. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1326 Only came in for the bear necessities. 1.2941 0.04971 119 89 25 5
1327 You don't by chance know the location of this "farm," do you? 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1328 Wild caught I assume? 1.2937 0.05294 126 98 19 9
1329 Are you sure this was wild-caught? 1.2936 0.04754 109 79 28 2
1330 'Paper or plastic' is kind of moot at this point, no? 1.2936 0.05727 109 85 16 8
1331 I’m just cooking for one now. Not worth the hassle of fishing for it. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1332 I was looking for a wild caught salmon. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1333 Do I want it on ice? I want everything on ice. 1.2933 0.07296 75 60 8 7
1334 I remember last year when I could buy two fish for the same price. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
1335 Normally, I'd take you too but I'm on a diet. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1336 So Amazon has opened brick and mortor in the Artic. 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
1337 Can I please have the key to use your store woods? 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1338 How much are they by the School??? 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
1339 My wife thinks I’m out fishing . . . 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
1340 Can you double-wrap it? I hate that fishy smell. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1341 Could I have that in a separate bag from the fabric softener? 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
1342 Not complaining, but you really shouldn’t consider it “wild caught” unless you catch it in your mouth. 1.2923 0.05174 130 101 20 9
1343 I just haven't felt outdoorsy of late. 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1344 We're taking you too, dear, so we'll need a bigger bag. 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1345 Technically it's wild caught, and that's what I tell my dad. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
1346 Skip the utensils? 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1347 On second thought, could you deliver that to my den? 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1348 Can I have plastic instead, please? 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
1349 I'm regifting it. 1.2917 0.04936 120 90 25 5
1350 Actually I prefer my fish on ice. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
1351 It’s keto. 1.2913 0.05793 103 80 16 7
1352 My husband is good for nothing. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1353 It's labeled fresh, but I'm pretty sure it was previously frozen. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1354 Farmed or wild? 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
1355 Instead of paper, would you mind just tossing it? 1.2910 0.04717 134 101 27 6
1356 Is there anything you can do about the smell? 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1357 I don’t need a bag, thanks. I’m going to eat it on my way out. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1358 Just run it through the shredder. I'm making poke. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1359 Can you recommend an unpretentious chardonnay? 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1360 I’ll need that on ice. Plenty of ice. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1361 Farm raised takes the fun out of shopping. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1362 Could you wrap it in newspaper, I haven't had anything to read lately 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1363 No need for a bag, I'll gulp it down here. 1.2906 0.05014 117 88 24 5
1364 Im starting to rethink my dinner plans. 1.2906 0.05437 117 91 18 8
1365 My mother-in-law is coming over, so I need one that looks like I just swatted it out of a river. 1.2906 0.05571 117 92 16 9
1366 I normally shop Local, but we're having supply chain issues in my neck of the woods. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1367 Put a lot of moss and twigs in so it looks like I caught it. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1368 My accounts are frozen. Do you take Bitcoin? 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1369 Uh, could you cut some claw marks on it before you bag it up? 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1370 Could we throw in some arm with that? 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1371 Don't tell my wife, but I forgot to catch one in time for dinner. 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
1372 Oh,you can leave that out 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
1373 Could you gift wrap that please?Someone special has a birthday coming up . 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1374 Is that the kosher meal? 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1375 This Whole Foods used to be a river before Amazon took over. 1.2900 0.05911 100 78 15 7
1376 Could you recommend a wine to pair it with? 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1377 I used to catch my own salmon in the fall when they spawn, but arthritis is killing me these days. 1.2897 0.04602 107 77 29 1
1378 I only use the river during tourist season. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1379 Don't tell my wife I got this fish here. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1380 And I'll have your liver too. 1.2895 0.06963 76 60 10 6
1381 No bag, thanks, I'll just carry it home in my mouth 1.2895 0.06963 76 60 10 6
1382 I came here because it says we're in a bear market. But that's some sorry excuse for a salmon. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
1383 Who has the time to fish anymore...at least it's responsibly harvested from sustainable fisheries by locals paid a livable wage. 1.2895 0.06963 76 60 10 6
1384 I hear these farm-raised ones are less healthy than the wild ones I usually get? 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
1385 Don’t worry - it’s wild-caught 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1386 It wasn't farmed raised, was it? 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1387 No, thank you. I'll maul it myself at home. But I would like a lemon! 1.2891 0.05221 128 100 19 9
1388 Actually, no bag. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1389 Usually I fish in the woods. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1390 I prefer wild caught but the farm-raised is on sale. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1391 No paper bag. I'll need it gift wrapped in dry ice. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
1392 Paper or plastic? No need, just toss it over here. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1393 Should I eat this or hang it on my wall? 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1394 I can tell by your look that you think I should have caught this myself. Can you tell by mine that I barely have time to *shop* let alone hunt? 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
1395 This is so much more convenient than heading upstream! 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
1396 Is this the polar express line? 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1397 I would also like a beagle with some cream cheese. 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
1398 There’s a great recipe on the Net. Get it? Huh? Ahahaha 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1399 Can I get that in a plastic bag? 1.2885 0.05053 104 77 24 3
1400 Oh, thank you, I don't need a bag. But, some napkins would be nice. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1401 Is it as tasty as wild caught? 1.2883 0.04855 111 82 26 3
1402 I know I'm unique, but I prefer them farm-raised. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1403 Creditcard or can I pay catch ? 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
1404 I'm returning the salmon because of its high mercury content... and it was farm bred. 1.2879 0.04990 132 102 22 8
1405 Yes, I would also like some Bagels, Cream Cheese and a bottle of Veuve Cliquot. 1.2877 0.07162 73 58 9 6
1406 Getting them at the falls is more fun, but my doctor tells me it's bad for my neck. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
1407 No, no, polar bears eat mammals. And by the way you look delicious. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1408 I was born in Manhattan! 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
1409 I was never here. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1410 it didn't move when I tried to eat it 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1411 Not that you care, but my parents coddled me and now I’m paying 20 dollars a pound for their mistakes! 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1412 What's the eat-by date? 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
1413 I practice catch, release, and purchase. 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
1414 Could you just throw it in my general direction? 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
1415 How much to add you to the bag? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1416 She’s my emotional support partner. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1417 I'll need that shipped with an ice floe, please. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1418 Fishing was lousy today. 1.2871 0.05139 101 75 23 3
1419 Is it sushi quality? I plan to eat it raw. 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
1420 After two years of staying inside because of the pandemic, my fishing skills have gotten rusty. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1421 Don't bother to bag it, I'll eat it on the way home. 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
1422 So after I add the salt and dill I let it sit for how long? 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1423 Can you giftwrap it? It's for my wife's birthday. 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
1424 I prefer to hunt, but this is where I get my Charmins 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1425 Oh, thank you but if you could just step back and toss it to me ? I've got a short lunch break today. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1426 Try not to crush the caviar. 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
1427 Don’t forget my 2 sides. 1.2857 0.05240 84 61 22 1
1428 You want to return it because it smells fishy? 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
1429 I assure you the bag won’t be necessary. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
1430 Bear with me. I'm settin' it on a guy's porch. Don't ask. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1431 Paper, duh. 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1432 If I let you live….would that be payment enough? 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1433 Who needs a bag when you have my jaw. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1434 If I had known you guys caught the salmon for us, I'd have been shopping here for years! 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1435 I can't believe I forgot my rewards card. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1436 We found pescatarianism lacked moral rigor. 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1437 I don't want to be embarrassed - do you have a bigger bag? 1.2857 0.05591 112 88 16 8
1438 Any vacancies in the freezer section? 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
1439 It's gotten really crowded at the river. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1440 Ah,I see you caught Larry. He gets past me every year 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1441 This is embarrassing--I forgot my wallet. Do you take mauling? 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1442 Parking spots by the river for the annual spawn are IMPOSSIBLE... 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1443 Baby Bear will only eat wild caught. 1.2857 0.06009 105 84 12 9
1444 'But I have dual citizenship' 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1445 The Omega-3's are not only going to help you with that wrist-joint pain, they lower your triglyceride levels, reduce inflammation, and might be helpful against depression. I simply cannot believe you are just getting into fish. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1446 Forget the bag. Just toss it in the air and I"ll catch it in my mouth. 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1447 I don't need a bag -I'm going to eat it in the car 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1448 I don't need a bag. That's my snack. 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1449 Did you know you’re out of capers and dill? 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1450 I am tired of being a tourist attraction at Katmai National Park; this is much easier. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1451 Is that salmon wild-caught 1.2846 0.04534 130 97 29 4
1452 I know it's pretend but just to make me feel better about myself, can you maybe flop it around a bit? 1.2845 0.05585 116 92 15 9
1453 Can you tell me,was this sustainably caught? 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
1454 Please don’t tell my wife I was here again. 1.2845 0.05585 116 92 15 9
1455 My gel nails last twice as long this way. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1456 Perfect! But cancel the Russian caviar. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1457 Don't tell my wife. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1458 It’s almost winter—I’m storing up my fatty acids. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
1459 I’m going to use my bare hands to make the Béarnaise sauce. 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
1460 That's not my support animal -- it's a snack. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1461 While smarter than the average bear, I’m a much poorer fisher. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1462 Do you know it's provenance? 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
1463 Can you gift wrap it? 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
1464 Better charge me for the fishmonger too. 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
1465 And your herbed honey garlic sauce on the side,warmed please. 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
1466 Is that dolphin friendly? 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1467 You know, I'm just going to growl, grab and run. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1468 It smells a little fishy. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1469 Keep the bag. I'll just eat you here. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1470 Thank you, and I apologize for eating the guy who was working here before. I shouldn't shop when I'm hungry. 1.2840 0.06857 81 65 9 7
1471 “You can keep the Climate Change.” 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1472 Is there a charge for the bag? 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1473 Could you just throw it in the dumpster out back, please? I am accustomed to dining alfresco. 1.2832 0.05547 113 89 16 8
1474 This doesn't smell like wild caught Alaskan salmon. 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1475 Wild caught or farmed? 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1476 I'd prefer plastic. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1477 I can remember when this Whole Foods used to be a fishing hole. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1478 Your ad said "fresh fish on sale". This is dead fish. We eat only live fish. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1479 Plus 5 cents for the bag. 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
1480 Aaaand would you like to donate anything today to support the World Wildlife Fund? 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1481 Was it sustainably raised and harvested? 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1482 Well, this is Whole Foods, right? 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
1483 Can you wrap that in ice cream, please? 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1484 No joke, the pescatarian life is a game changer. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1485 No need for a bag. Just toss it. 1.2828 0.05927 99 78 14 7
1486 Was it caught sustainably AND ethically? 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1487 I won't need a bag. Just toss it up like it's jumping a rapid. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1488 Save the bag. Throw it in the air, and I'll grab it. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1489 Don't tell my wife, but I'm tired of eating porridge. 1.2826 0.06434 92 74 10 8
1490 Don't give me that look! It's been a tough season, O.K.? 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1491 European is so much better then domestic 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1492 Oh, I don't need a bag. Can you just throw it in my mouth? 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
1493 It just seems so barbaric to roam the waters and catch it with my teeth. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1494 Is this tuna dolphin-safe? 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1495 You're not going to tell the other bears I bought this here, right? 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
1496 Oh, I’m so glad you noticed a difference. I’ve been on this new fish diet for just a week. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1497 Is this wild caught or farm raised? 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1498 I'll take all the salmon you have." 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1499 Can you put this in a safety box? I’ll be back after I finish hibernating! 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1500 Have a taller plain brown bag? It's for a friend 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1501 Did you know that polar bears are responsible for global warming? We don't like raw fish. We like to grill them over an open fire." 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1502 I prefer plastic it's gonna be a long winter. 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
1503 is that salmon GMO free 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1504 These days it not about how big a fish you can catch, but how much you invested in your 20’s. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1505 Could you add yourself too? 1.2812 0.04565 128 96 28 4
1506 I just get these late hibernation cravings 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1507 How do I know it’s fresh? 1.2810 0.04579 121 90 28 3
1508 The ice near me was out of stock. 1.2810 0.04579 121 90 28 3
1509 That's a bag with no handles. I'm a bear with claws for hands. Do you see where I'm going with this? 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1510 I'd also like a raincheck for when seals are back in stock. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1511 When will you have farmed salmon? Just the thought of wild salmon gives me PTSD. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1512 Oy! Where's the chips? 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1513 Just put the salmon in my mouth. I'm not paying extra for the bag. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1514 Oops, I left my wallet in my other pants. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
1515 Is this non GMO,locally sourced,and humanely raised? 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
1516 Could you make it two...I'm bipolar. 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
1517 Do you take seal fur pelts? 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1518 Now do you believe in climate change?' 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1519 Just throw it in the air. 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1520 It’s just easier this way… 1.2804 0.04932 107 80 24 3
1521 How fresh is that? I need it to look convincing. 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
1522 I don't want to pawn it, I want to know when they spawn. 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1523 Would you like to donate 15 cents to the World Wildlife Conservancy Fund? 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1524 It’s my day off. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1525 I’ll take that fried and to go please. 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
1526 I gave up fishing for Lent. 1.2797 0.05367 118 93 17 8
1527 Since you asked, cold water hurts my paws. 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
1528 Take a break -- I'll fill in for you. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
1529 I just can't swim upstream like I used to. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
1530 Sorry,not if it’s farm raised. 1.2796 0.06185 93 74 12 7
1531 My wife told me to only pick up the bear necessities 1.2796 0.06185 93 74 12 7
1532 Are you sustainably resourced ... just asking ... ? 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
1533 Can you tell me the best way to prepare that salmon? 1.2793 0.05303 111 86 19 6
1534 I need to know the name and number of the fisherman who caught this fish 1.2793 0.05303 111 86 19 6
1535 I caught it on sale. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1536 So with the Great Resignation, I asked myself, "Is it worth waiting for them to flip up into my mouth while I freeze standing in a cold river? 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1537 Could you wrap it in The New Yorker? I missed last month's issue. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
1538 I want to return it because, well, it just doesn't smell rancid. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1539 Just the fish today,thanks. I'm bearly scraping by. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1540 Please, just put it in my mouth and don't tell anybody I was here. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1541 Amazon has certainly scaled back its delivery service for its Prime members. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1542 Oh,can I switch to fish sticks after all? 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1543 He thinks this is all I'm about. 1.2785 0.05386 79 58 20 1
1544 I'm willing to stop eating salmon, so that I won't go extinct. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1545 Paper or plastic? Paper - I hate the taste of plastic. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1546 Could you gift-wrap it, please? 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1547 I can’t even look at another jar of honey 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1548 I’m returning this because it’s farm-raised, not wild-caught. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1549 Could you wrap it in dry ice. I've still got a ways to go. 1.2784 0.05997 97 77 13 7
1550 Farm raised or wild ? 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1551 Just be sure it’s wild; I’m already on thin ice at home 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1552 But dude, it says "Legal Tender" right there on the caudal fin! 1.2783 0.05599 115 92 14 9
1553 I don’t believe in hunting 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
1554 Give a bear a fish ... 1.2783 0.04711 115 86 26 3
1555 I only hunt for bargains. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
1556 My doctor told me to lay off the honey 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
1557 Can you send COD? 1.2778 0.04994 126 98 21 7
1558 It’s the bear necessities. 1.2778 0.04733 126 96 25 5
1559 By the way, someone trampled the organic honey section in aisle 7. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
1560 Can you believe we used catch these with our bear hands? 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1561 Unfortunately, Mr. Smokey, our airline does not recognize Wild Sockeye Salmon as an emotional support pet. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1562 After a while you get tired of just looking downstream. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1563 I can sell them cheaper if you don't mind claw marks. 1.2778 0.04865 126 97 23 6
1564 I parked in the Endangered Species spot out front. I hope that's cool. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1565 It's sushi grade. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1566 You can sell it to me. I'm not a Russian bear. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1567 What do you mean I can’t return it. I bearly licked it. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1568 Can I exchange it for the kind that jumps? 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1569 Fresh caught, you say? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1570 I don't know how to tune a fish. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1571 I'm sorry, we don't accept returns. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1572 I'm sorry I can't pay. I'm not familiar with even the basics of how economic systems work. This is all very new to me. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
1573 Are the salmon gluten free? 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1574 The Price of Fish these days.... 1.2772 0.04899 101 75 24 2
1575 ...and I'll have six dozen bagels and four pounds of Philadelphia. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1576 Fish is Fungible, right? 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1577 Like french fries, I'll just eat this in the car 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1578 This isn't farmed, is it? 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1579 It is wild caught? I only eat wild caught. 1.2772 0.04899 101 75 24 2
1580 Keep the bag. I'll eat it here. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1581 If anyone asks, tell them I caught it. 1.2771 0.05231 83 61 21 1
1582 But I get bullied when I use the woods. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1583 Toss it to my so I can tell my friends I caught it. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1584 I'll need a dessert, too. Can you point me to your dumpster? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1585 Could you NOT clean and cook it this time? 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
1586 I'm sorry, I don't have change for a fishy. 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
1587 My family and friends would find it a lot more convenient if you used EatStreet or Grubhub. 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
1588 And you’re sure it was farmed sustainably? 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
1589 I can't hear the fish, but I do agree that you're not moving your lips 1.2766 0.06126 94 75 12 7
1590 The barcode is on the fin. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1591 It's easy. Just throw it up in the air. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1592 It’s cheaper than a rib eye. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1593 Don't bother wrapping it--I'll eat it on the way back--but I would like a sprinkle of salt, please. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1594 Did that come in today? 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1595 I know it’s crass but I’m hooked on the farm raised stuff. 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
1596 I remember when I used to buy two fish for that same price 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1597 Can you fillet it? I just had my claws done. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1598 Who has the time, really? 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1599 You’re sure this is wild-caught and not farmed? 1.2764 0.04661 123 93 26 4
1600 Efficient for you, a fish scent for me. 1.2764 0.05328 123 98 16 9
1601 Could you deliver to my cave? 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
1602 Oh, don't bother. I'll just eat you here. 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
1603 I knew his brother...he was delicious. 1.2763 0.06908 76 61 9 6
1604 Store bought is fine! Ina says so. 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
1605 Could I get that gift wrapped? 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
1606 No bag is necessary. I'll be eating al fresco. 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
1607 The salmon runs just didn't agree with my philosophy of slow food. 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1608 I've had to start getting my food at the grocery store because of the whole glacier-melting thing. 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
1609 I suppose I date myself in saying this, but I still worry about the mercury levels. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
1610 I am owed a refund. Once my houseguests left I realized it wasn’t them. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
1611 It was a gift but I am a vegetarian. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
1612 Sometimes I like to treat myself to a snapper instead of the usual wild-caught salmon. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
1613 Isn't it free? I thought I had enough reward points? 1.2756 0.04427 127 95 29 3
1614 Since we switched to farmed the kids won't eat wild. 1.2755 0.04979 98 73 23 2
1615 Thanks, but a bag won't be necessary. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1616 I can't wait to take you home and rip your damn face off... Sorry sir, the fish, not you. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1617 just so you know, I might have made a boo-boo in aisle four. I've been holding it all winter and I got excited 1.2752 0.05510 109 86 16 7
1618 I don't need a bag, just shove it in my mouth. 1.2752 0.05810 109 88 12 9
1619 They don’t make fish like the used to! 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1620 Ya know,shopping is just so easy these days 1.2752 0.04855 109 82 24 3
1621 No, I wash and cook it carefully. I got salmonella once 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1622 " "I'd like it filleted - thanks. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1623 You have to pay for bags now? 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1624 Is it wild caught, dolphin free? 1.2748 0.04342 131 98 30 3
1625 Is this organic? 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1626 Could you pack it ice, I won’t be eating it until spring! 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1627 Can you teach it to sing "Down by the River"? 1.2747 0.06264 91 73 11 7
1628 Oh, I just can't be bothered. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1629 No need to bag it, I'm going to eat it in the car. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1630 Taste like fish. Smells like Putin. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1631 Could I get the gift wrapped please? It's my anniversary. 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1632 Thank you for using paper 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1633 Oh, I nearly forgot, I also had a few while I was shopping. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1634 Look man, the other guys said they're half off. You're lucky I'm not just taking it. 1.2745 0.05054 102 77 22 3
1635 Isn't there a term for taking something from someone and selling it back to them? 1.2745 0.05937 102 82 12 8
1636 Better stock up, penguins aren't far behind. 1.2745 0.05937 102 82 12 8
1637 What about the thirty others I ate while I was here? 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
1638 I figure this is is much easier than standing in a cold river all day trying to catch these. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
1639 It's for my buddy, I don't have time to teach him how to fish. 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
1640 Inflation? If these prices get any higher I'm going to have to start hunting again. 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
1641 Actually, I don’t need a bag. 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
1642 I just got tired of waiting for them to swim upstream. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1643 I just can't bear any more plastic. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
1644 I ordered a live one. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1645 No need for a bag. I'm gonna eat it right away. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1646 No I didn’t put my name on the bag. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1647 Also, could I pause my membership for a few months? 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1648 I don’t need a bag. I’ll eat it here. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1649 This way I end up in the background of fewer Instagram posts. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1650 Between you and me, it’s still technically wild-caught. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1651 I don’t think one per customer is going to work for me. 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
1652 I'll take 2000 more of these, please. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1653 Could you include a gift card? 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
1654 That’s organic and sustainably sourced, right? 1.2734 0.04982 139 111 18 10
1655 Honey, I want to send this fish to the President of Russia, so just make sure that it doesn’t arrive on time. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1656 What happened to wild salmon? 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1657 I knew I was going to like “The Upstream Grocery”. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1658 Can’t a bear go farm-raised without the judgment? 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1659 Would you mind trimming some of the fat? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1660 I only eat sustainably sourced 1.2727 0.04674 143 112 23 8
1661 Save the bag, I'll just eat it in the car 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1662 Do you have an endangered species discount? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1663 As a casualty of global warming, do you have any last words? 1.2727 0.07540 77 65 3 9
1664 Would you throw it in the air so I could catch it? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1665 If you like that one, I can bring you more just like it. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1666 I ordered fish and chips 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1667 I'm afraid of rapids. 1.2727 0.05888 99 79 13 7
1668 I used to be a hunter; now I'm a gatherer 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1669 No joke. It really is Ubear Eats. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1670 Did you just say, "Bear with me a moment?" 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1671 Oh, no bag, please. I'd like them to think it is home-caught. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
1672 I'm a pescatarian now. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1673 Was it sustainably sourced? 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
1674 Funny,we call it “bagging a big one” in the wood too! 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
1675 Could I have 6 more of those, and 20 pounds of blueberries? 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
1676 I'll have to deliver it myself because my friend's home address recently melted. 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
1677 That’s alright, I don’t need a bag…. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
1678 Having to get farm raised really kills the thrill of the moment! 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
1679 I want to return this to its spawning ground. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1680 Tell me, does this freeze well? 1.2718 0.05721 103 82 14 7
1681 I need to carry that out in my mouth so as not to jeopardize my masculinity. 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
1682 On a plaque…for my den. 1.2717 0.06202 92 74 11 7
1683 Bear with me, it’s my first robbery. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1684 Lent started you know. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1685 I buy farm raised to preserve my environment, because nobody else seems to be interested. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1686 Do you have any napkins? 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1687 It’s my emotional support salmon. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
1688 Truth be told, I hate trying to catch those damn things. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
1689 I'll have to settle for that since you don't have any fillets. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1690 Sure, it's fun in the beginning but it grows old fast. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
1691 He is over three ounces. He will have to go in your checked luggage. 1.2716 0.06807 81 66 8 7
1692 I don't need a bag, thanks. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1693 Carrion 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1694 I was hoping for borscht. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
1695 Do you accept scat-coin? 1.2714 0.07592 70 58 5 7
1696 Do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1697 Could you gift wrap it? It's for a special friend. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1698 Do you have this in a non-endangered? 1.2710 0.05722 107 86 13 8
1699 Goldilocks is such a picky guest. Turns out she's a pescatarian! 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1700 Can I put some claw marks on it so it looks like I caught it? 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1701 You'd be surprised how many job openings there are for polar bears. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1702 How about a bow and some colored tissue paper? The wife loves that crap. 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1703 This bag isn’t bear-proof, is it? 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1704 It’s funny… People gripe about the climate crisis, but believe you me, this is so much easier than freezing my tuchus off in a river! 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1705 Could I scratch it up a bit? My wife thinks I'm too civilized as it is. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
1706 If I only ate the eggs and brain, can I return the rest of the fish for cash? 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1707 Would you please throw in a couple of breath mints and napkins? 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1708 I'm going to charge you. Sorry, I mean charge it. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1709 Still completely unopened. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1710 What do you mean ‘swipe my card’? 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1711 It's the wrong size, and Amazon told me you handle their returns. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1712 Previously frozen? 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1713 I’d like chips with that. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1714 Something fishy is going on here 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
1715 Don’t tell the wife. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1716 Mark it: " I'm sorry. Please forgive me" and throw in some seal blubber if you would. Thanks pal. 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
1717 Is that salmon fresh-caught or farm-raised? 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1718 It insisted on being returned to this exact location. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1719 While I miss the berg, I sure don’t miss having to catch these myself! 1.2700 0.04894 100 75 23 2
1720 It's my therapy support animal. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1721 I grabbed tuna by mistake. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1722 Don’t wrap it. I’ll get lucky tonight if she thinks I caught it!” 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
1723 I used to eat it on ice before you guys melted it all. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1724 I missed out on the "teach a bear to fish" life lesson. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1725 This is a much better photo opportunity for tourist rather than pictures down by the river. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1726 Lost and flounder? Tell me you're kidding. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1727 I’m aware of that restriction and, no, it wasn’t caught in a net. 1.2696 0.04674 115 87 25 3
1728 I'm sorry but I specifically told room service, fresh not frozen. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
1729 Save the bag, I’ll just eat it now. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1730 I don't need a bag. Just toss it up into my mouth. 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1731 Don't bother to wrap it. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1732 You seem to be out of iceberg lettuce. 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1733 He wanted to be returned. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
1734 Is it a wild Alaskan humanely caught salmon or a farmed Atlantic? 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1735 I ordered SOCKEYE but got STEELHEAD instead; normally I would not care but my physician says I must reduce my cholesterol . 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1736 Throw it in the air and let's see what happens. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1737 Am I supposed to be eating seals? 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1738 I’m only here because the river is frozen. 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1739 My habitat has shrunk to the size of a paper bag. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
1740 Thanks again for wiring the den. Mildred is addicted to that show where the woman drinks wine and looks out her window all day. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1741 I wasn’t expecting it to be C.O.D. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
1742 Can I swipe? 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1743 Strained paw again. I forgot to stretch." 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1744 You don't think I'm going to spoil the cat? 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1745 No bag please, I’ll eat it here. 1.2689 0.05021 119 93 20 6
1746 I came to see a man about a fish. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
1747 No need. I'll eat it here. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
1748 No need to bag it, just toss it in the air. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1749 Wild caught? 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
1750 Wait, is this farm fresh or wild caught? 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1751 My rewards number is 555-BEAR. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1752 I know returning this may seem fishy, but bear with me. 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
1753 Would you mind throwing that up in the air and letting me catch it in my mouth? 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
1754 Could you please check on the name and address of the Fish farm. I'm' asking for a friend. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1755 If it's farm-raised, I don't want it. 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
1756 No shellfish for me. I keep strictly kosher. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1757 Could you put that on ice? 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1758 You're thinking of Grizzlies. I'd just like a nice walnut plaque." 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
1759 If you’re going to charge that much, I’ll just go upstream. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
1760 Amazon would take it back. 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
1761 Stop by sometime. I'll make you dinner. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1762 No bag please, I'll just hold it in my mouth. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1763 No, I don't need no stinking bag. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1764 What’s your return-to-spawn policy? 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1765 Can I get some low sodium soy sauce with that? 1.2680 0.04752 97 72 24 1
1766 It doesn't feel the same when they can't swim away. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1767 How much would it cost to put you in the bag? 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1768 My ancestors are disappointed 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1769 No need to wrap it. I plan to eat it here. As an appetizer. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1770 Much like my ancestors, these used to roam free. 1.2679 0.04390 112 83 28 1
1771 Do you take paper or plastic? 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
1772 Skip the bag. It'll never make it to the car. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1773 That looks frozen instead of fresh. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1774 I'm not interested in DOWNstream supply chain logistics... 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1775 These days, the only thing I need to catch is a break. Am I right? 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
1776 Charge. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1777 Instacart Pickup saved me 268 hours of standing in an icy stream! 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1778 Where are the chips? 1.2673 0.05610 101 80 15 6
1779 Can you wrap it in entrails? 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1780 Can you pack it in ice? My climate's on the fritz. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1781 Arctic bred only. I’m buy-Polar. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1782 No, I won't be needing a plastic fork. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
1783 Ran out of canned fish before leaving for work. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1784 That’s just my snack. You’re dinner. 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
1785 Who caught it? I need some lessons... 1.2667 0.04740 105 79 24 2
1786 "Swear not to tell anyone? I prefer farmed to wild-caught." 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
1787 I don't care if this is 'Whole' Foods... I just want a filet! 1.2667 0.04947 90 67 22 1
1788 Don't you have anything bigger? 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1789 I know, it's weird not having to wear a mask. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1790 Skip the bag, I want my wife to think I caught it myself. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1791 Can you throw some ice in the bag-home is a long way off 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
1792 And would you like to give a dollar for the prevention of forest fires? 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1793 Do you have more of those? 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1794 Will you wrap it as a gift? It's my birthday! 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1795 Can you put it on ice? I'm all out of it at home. 1.2661 0.05922 109 90 9 10
1796 Would you toss it into the air 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
1797 $14.99 a pound?! Inflation is such a bear. 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
1798 Oh... it's only the farmed on sale, not wild-caught? 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
1799 It’s best if Goldilocks believes I only eat porridge. 1.2660 0.06083 94 76 11 7
1800 And a bigger bag for yourself. 1.2660 0.06083 94 76 11 7
1801 I usually catch my own, but, you know, March Madness and everything…. 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
1802 Reason for my return? It swam with the current. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1803 Just charge it to the Goldilocks account. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1804 Ubear Eats 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
1805 I'd also like a bag of ice. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
1806 Okay, and I need a bigger one for papa bear and a smaller one for me. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
1807 Oh thanks, but no need to put it in a bag. I'll eat it on the way home. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1808 This fish was sold to me dead. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1809 Add some bagels and cream cheese. I got the rest at home. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1810 Could you wrap that for me? It's an anniversary gift for my wife. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1811 Some of us millennials are going into hibernation! 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1812 I think Mom mixed up our lunch bags again! 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1813 Can you wrap it in the Wall Street Journal? It’s a thank you gift for my broker. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1814 And you swear this stays between the two of us, right? 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1815 I’d like to return this. It tastes a bit fishy. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1816 And how fresh are you? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1817 Without a receipt I can only give you store credit. 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1818 Do you take Bitcoin? 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
1819 Can I put it on layaway? 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
1820 Relax! I'm off the turf until after lent. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
1821 I want to return this for a larger size 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1822 I never go to Alaska for the salmon spawning season anymore. It's just gotten so commercial. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
1823 "Well, my fresh is not the same as your fresh." 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1824 Wow you've really scaled back your operations 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
1825 I figure it's not worth the effort on my end if you guys will do the work for me. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1826 I was going to order this on Amazon, but I figured I should shop local. 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
1827 I could really use some ice. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1828 I don’t think streaming can ever replace going to the theater. 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
1829 They return to where they come from every year, so I'm bringing it back to you. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
1830 I forgot my value card...can I give you my phone number? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1831 Can I have fries with that? 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
1832 Do you really want to argue with ME? 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
1833 Thanks for weighing it without the water this time. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1834 Is that GMO Salmon? 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
1835 Do you have that in pink? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1836 Hi,I am here to pick up an order for Hank the Tank,but I think he ordered pizza 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
1837 It smelled bad after three days. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
1838 Before my hibernation, I would like to have chips and some honey as well. Carlos Maranhāo São Paulo, Brazil 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
1839 What about a bear wanting to take advantage of a great sale is strange? I don't appreciate your tone. Let me speak with your manager. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1840 ... And two hundred eighty bags of ice. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
1841 Don’t bother about a bag—I’ll eat it here. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1842 Is that farmed or stream fresh?” 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1843 You can skip the bag and just fling it toward my mouth. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1844 Son, I'm old enough to remember when you had to go down to the river and catch them by hand. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1845 I've always wanted to catch one, are you sure you don't have a green screen? 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1846 Could you recommend an appropriate wine pairing” 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1847 Do you have one that's not speckled? 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1848 I generally like my fish when it's caught wild, but I thought it would be interesting to try farmed fish for a change. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1849 Global warming … let me tell you about it …. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
1850 And then it asked me if I had a moment to discuss my cars extended warranty… 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1851 That's salmon,not Arctic char! It's polar opposite to what I asked for. 1.2632 0.06025 95 77 11 7
1852 Would you mind adding some ice? I'm on my way to hibernate. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
1853 But it’s still within Amazon’s 30 day return. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1854 Um, hi ... uh, yeah, I hate to be a bother and everything, but, um, I think I ordered the Sockeye salmon? And I'm pretty sure this is a Coho? So if you could just, you know ... switch that out? That would be great. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1855 Bear with an old bear, I remember the time we used to fish in the river. Yeh, a real river with flowing water. And it was cold. 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1856 You know, my freezer broke down a while ago. 1.2626 0.04887 99 75 22 2
1857 My new diet calls for tropical fish. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1858 If you’d put that on 200,000 tons of ice I’d appreciate it. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1859 No, my house melting is an act of man 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1860 I'll only check it as luggage if there are no inflight meals. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1861 It's not dead. It's resting. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
1862 I actually don’t need a bag for that. 1.2623 0.04478 122 93 26 3
1863 Did you make that extra crispy? 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1864 Must I pay or can just take by force? 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1865 No, really: I heard if I got them from the Amazon they’d be fresher 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
1866 Was this humanely harvested? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1867 My wife's going pescatarian. 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
1868 This is so much easier than trying to catch one with my mouth. 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
1869 Sorry! It’s an Ukranian salmon, No way, you’re putin your paws on it! 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1870 But I ordered sushi. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1871 Is this freshwater? 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1872 Could you put that on ice? All of mine melted. 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
1873 Mind if I slap it into the bag ? 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1874 You can skip the bagging. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1875 I've only ever eaten fish with the bag on the inside. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1876 Can you put some ice on that? 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
1877 Can you just toss it at me? 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1878 I would self checkout but I'm a polar bear. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
1879 I'll just carry it out. Would you mind throwing it up in the air? 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
1880 I can see you’ve had a big run on salmon this week. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1881 The day his mother is coming for dinner and THEY decide to damn the river 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1882 Honest, I had it with me when I entered the store. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
1883 May I have foil please 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
1884 You mean it doesn’t come with chips? 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
1885 Can you also tell me where to get my nails done? 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
1886 It's so hard to find fresh these days. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1887 I usually have them delivered. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1888 Can't believe this is what I have to do to get a fish these days. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1889 Let's just keep this between you and me. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1890 I bought it a few weeks ago, whats your return policy? 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1891 It has "farm raised" stamped on the dorsal fin. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1892 The box said "wild caught" but it has that gamey smell like farm raised 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1893 You thought I meant fish when I said I was looking for something to eat? 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1894 No need to wrap it, trying to save the environment you know. I’ve already lost my home, no thanks to you ! 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1895 Would you be so kind as to double bag that for me please? 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1896 Handle with care, or you'll sleep with the fishes. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1897 Oh, no bag for me please. Trying to keep my iceberg from shrinking 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1898 You know,I really would prefer a home delivery option. 1.2609 0.04856 92 69 22 1
1899 Is it net caught? 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1900 Don't worry about the bag, I'm good. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1901 OK... That works for me, didn't you pick up any for yourself? 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1902 I stopped standing in the river with my mouth wide open after my kids watched "Finding Nemo". 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1903 We may be polar opposites, but we will demonstrate unity in our support of Ukraine. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1904 Thanks, but no. I'm so sick of salmon. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1905 As you can see, the fish is out of the bag. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
1906 It's my emotional support animal. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1907 I used to catch my own but my arthritis has been acting up 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1908 It's farmed. I prefer fresh. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1909 Whoa! I ordered a baby seal. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
1910 Have you sanitized your hands? 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
1911 Is it fresh or previously frozen? 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
1912 I’d return the fisherman too, but he’s already been used. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
1913 Remember: you didn't see me in here. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
1914 I can't believe I almost forgot our anniversary. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
1915 I would prefer plastic, actually 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
1916 Bear: "Listen, take the fish back. I can't bear to eat it with that look on its face". 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1917 Is there a senior discount? 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1918 I'd like that 'neat,' please----no ice. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
1919 ...not to go please, I'll be eating it here. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1920 I’ll add the teeth marks before I serve it. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1921 I brought my own plastic bag from the ocean. 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
1922 How 'bout I check out your bass 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
1923 Omnivore's Dilemma 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
1924 I’ve been dying to try the farm-raised stuff 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1925 I guess you could say I’m a pesca-bear-ian. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1926 Actually I'll eat that here. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
1927 I couldn't find the porridge." 1.2588 0.06727 85 71 6 8
1928 Could you step back a few feet and throw it toward me? 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
1929 I’m joining The Great Resignation. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
1930 If any bears ask, I caught this upstream. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1931 Is that locally-sourced, organic, artisanal salmon? 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1932 Some of the grizzlies are coming over. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1933 Not Paper or Plastic, I want them back in the river. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1934 phishing? 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1935 Only one please, because I'm on a diet. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1936 My friends will go crazy how I managed to catch a tuna 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1937 This is fresh salmon. You're not gonna get a better price during this inflationary period. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1938 I don’t have a fishing license, so this will have to do. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1939 Climate change is becoming rather costly. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1940 Instead of a bag could you toss it at my mouth as fast as you can? 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1941 I prefer buying in bulk, but my house is shrinking. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1942 Don't bother with the bag. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1943 The kids are learning Mandarin this winter while they sleep. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1944 Can you put the rushing brook in a jar? 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1945 Paper please, plastic binds me up. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1946 Is it farm-raised or wild? 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
1947 Could I exchange it for the next size? 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
1948 I scratch it up before I get home, the kids can never tell the difference. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
1949 It’s for a friend…..really. 1.2571 0.05585 105 85 13 7
1950 You did say this was a bear market, correct? 1.2571 0.05585 105 85 13 7
1951 Could you wrap it in newspaper, please? It’s a gift. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
1952 Is this wild caught or farmed? 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
1953 '"It's a Bear Market." 1.2569 0.04591 109 83 24 2
1954 I'm actually going to eviscerate it here. 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
1955 Actually, can I get that gift-wrapped? 1.2569 0.05742 109 90 10 9
1956 Do you do global warming discounts? 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
1957 I'm on a seal-free diet because the ice floes melted. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
1958 You’re sure it’s organic wild caught, not GMO, farmed, pre-frozen?? 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
1959 Skip the bag ,I'll just eat it now. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
1960 Would you throw in an iceberg with that? 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
1961 At these prices, I should just go catch it myself. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
1962 Can I buy now and pay later? 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
1963 Could you keep this refrigerated for me? It is getting a little too warm out there. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
1964 "What? You don't have plastic anymore? Buggers. Now I'll get fish smell on my car seat." 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
1965 And throw in that NatGeo video of a rushing river, please. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
1966 The S&P 500 has nothing to do with me, bag the fish 1.2564 0.05172 117 94 16 7
1967 I don’t need a bag; I’ll just ferociously consume it immediately. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
1968 There's an exclusion on the coupon? 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
1969 Just the head, please. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1970 My sushi chef is on vacation. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1971 Is this farm raised or wild? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1972 Farm raised but don't tell anyone, ok? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1973 The prices are outrageous, but thank goodness for the global supply chain. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
1974 Bagging that will create more of a problem than a solution. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
1975 I just wanted something easy tonight. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
1976 I hear you but it’s just more convenient this way. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1977 I’m retired, just can’t bear the thought of fishing. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
1978 Save a tree, I’ll eat it here. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
1979 Steep, yes but it's wild caught and flash frozen 1.2561 0.04850 82 61 21 0
1980 Do you have one that brings with it the taste stimulating scent of a mountain stream? 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
1981 Can you wrap it for me as well...maybe something in newspaper? 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
1982 Does that one sing like the one my brother has on his wall? 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1983 Can you wrap this up and send it to my ex-wife? 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1984 Throw it into my mouth - let's all pretend we aren't dead inside. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1985 Just to let you know... There's no more honey. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1986 Excuse me, how much for that wild Alaskan salmon? 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
1987 Farm to table is much easier. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1988 He's a rescue fish. But honestly, I think he rescued me. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
1989 No plastic bag for me, please. Going straight back to the ocean. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
1990 This would have been way easier if you store used Uber Eats. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1991 I'll need you to pack that with some ice. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1992 These prices will have me back to catching them myself. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
1993 If it's from Russia, forget it. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
1994 Do you sell bagels and cream cheese too? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1995 I thought it would come smoked. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
1996 I just started the keto diet— wish me luck 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
1997 Do you accept crypto? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1998 If you’d told me about this place sooner, I wouldn’t have broken into your house to eat your garbage. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
1999 Do you know if the salmon is farm-raised or wild? 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2000 I like fish, but this fish was a little too much of a fishy fish, you know? 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2001 Skip the bag, I’ll eat it here. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2002 Perfect! So much easier nicer than fighting the crowds. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2003 Do you have a plastic fork? 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2004 Can I get that filleted, please? 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2005 Can you verify this is wild-caught? 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2006 I mean… I grew up in this neighborhood and I barely recognize it these days. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2007 My new normal is eating people but I’m having a nostalgic yen today. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
2008 I just love that farm raised salmon. 1.2551 0.04658 98 74 23 1
2009 You don't act so surprised when you see a yellow bear walk out with a jar of honey. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2010 I'm here for my pick up order. Name is Ella. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
2011 Can it be gift wrapped? 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
2012 I used to feel so guilty, but honestly, they can't tell the difference between store bought and home caught. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
2013 Its just got to tide me over until spring. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
2014 Could you put it in a bigger bag? I don't want my husband to see it. He hates take-out. 1.2547 0.05537 106 86 13 7
2015 Who can afford wild-caught these days? 1.2547 0.04655 106 81 23 2
2016 It's a gift...can you wrap it? 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
2017 Forget the fish! What are you doing after work? 1.2540 0.07494 63 52 6 5
2018 Well, you look delici...I mean delightful. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
2019 Oh I don't need a bag but could you toss it in the air? 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2020 Yup..., I have been on the pescatarian diet since birth 1.2537 0.05356 67 50 17 0
2021 Wear gloves, please. I don't like bare hands. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2022 Shouldn't it be fried first? 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2023 It is for my son at the Seattle Zoo! 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
2024 I used to catch them with my bear hands. Get it? Bear hands! 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2025 Actually, I couldn’t find the honey. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
2026 I did eat three at the bin, ok? 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2027 Sir, is this wild-caught? 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2028 The salmon run just ain’t what it used to be. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2029 It's even better without the rice, wasabi and soy sauce. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2030 eSushi grade, smooshie grade. It's for gefilte fish. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2031 I'm a gatherer, not a hunter. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2032 No bag, please. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2033 Don't mind me. I'll just pay for this upstream. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2034 But is it fresh, free range, organic wild sourced vegan hormone and antibiotic free, no additives or preservatives, and PETA approved? 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2035 My friends tried to eat him. His name is Doug. Take care of him. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2036 Now that I am back in the office, I just can't find the time to catch my own anymore. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2037 No bag, thanks. 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
2038 Do you take paw pay? 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2039 Does this come in a larger size? 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2040 Its her birthday. I suppose you have a better idea? 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2041 I usually like to stock up when I’m streaming. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2042 It's a shame you don't carry wild. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2043 And how many bags of ice do you have left? 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2044 I don't need a bag, thank you. Can you please just throw it at my mouth? 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2045 I didn't quite catch that. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2046 It’s wild-caught, right? 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2047 You know, 'Give a bear a fish,' etcetera." 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2048 No need to bag it - it's fast food! 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
2049 I'm going to pair it with a fine Rose from the south of France. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2050 Do you want it in the bag or...? 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
2051 Is it farmed or fresh? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2052 And you say it's guaranteed to spawn? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2053 Are you sure this salmon was wild caught and sustainably harvested from a pure water source? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2054 Can you take the bones out ? 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2055 Did I win the fishing contest? 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2056 Lent Season 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2057 My wife said to catch a salmon from the river. If you see her, I was never here. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2058 The river was too far. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2059 I only eat organic naturally caught fish. This is clearly farm raised. 1.2527 0.04840 91 69 21 1
2060 You're sure it's fresh caught? I have an image to uphold. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2061 This is fresh, never frozen, right? 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
2062 That's ok. I'll eat it here. Now. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
2063 CLERK: The best I can do is five dollars. CUSTOMER: What if I told you I caught it with my bare hands? 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
2064 My friend here is looking for a bicycle. 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
2065 Can I have 150 of these 3-D printed by Thursday? 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
2066 What do you mean this is nonrefundable? 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2067 Is it fresh,line caught, and sustainable? 1.2526 0.06165 95 79 8 8
2068 It's the show up trophy for my son's salmon catching team. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
2069 Can I get it pan-fried? 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
2070 That's okay. Would you mind throwing it into my mouth? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2071 No need for a bag. I am going to eat it in the car. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2072 It can’t be wild-caught -- it has no claw or bite marks! 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
2073 Where polar bears go when they lose their habitat. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
2074 Can you filet that for me, honey? 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
2075 Could I get a bagel and some cream cheese with that? 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
2076 What do you mean you don't barter? 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
2077 Would you please clean that for me. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
2078 I'm kind of between residences so no take out for me, Bob--just a light supper over in Frozen Foods. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
2079 Do you have one with a little tale action ? 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
2080 Locally sourced, I presume. 1.2522 0.04251 115 87 27 1
2081 How well stocked is your dumpster? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2082 Paper please...plain, brown, no markings or logos. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2083 Damn river's freezing and fished out - just bag it and don't judge. 1.2500 0.04795 92 70 21 1
2084 These supply chain issues... 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2085 Could you add teeth-marks and blood? It's for a dinner party. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2086 An apple would have done fine 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2087 Where do you keep the ice cream? 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
2088 There is an extra $5 in it for you if you tell my wife I caught it. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2089 Well, I couldn’t come home empty handed. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2090 Lots of ice please!" 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2091 I'm a zoo release. Don't know how to fish. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2092 I forgot it was Veganuary. 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
2093 Excuse me, I'll eat it here... 1.2500 0.04301 112 85 26 1
2094 Just give me the fish, and nobody gets hurt! 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2095 Oh, and a bay of ice. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
2096 It was a gift. I have tons. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2097 No need to wrap that up. I'll take it to go. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2098 Could you toss it in the fountain out front so I can pretend to catch it? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2099 Do you have this in a larger size? 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
2100 Roof grruggle brrrip hrrghh!! 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
2101 If it weren't for the seals, I wouldn't have to settle for mackerel. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2102 I might be a lost polar bear but I can tell you that this is not artic salmon! 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
2103 This seems like a nice plaice. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
2104 Can you ship this to my mother in Florida, in one day ? 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2105 This one's defective - it only swims downstream. 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
2106 Snacks from the bear market. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2107 I'm giving up eating...you...for Lent. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2108 I prefer fresh frozen to fresh farmed. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2109 Can I play with it first? 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2110 Teach a bear to scare a man who sells fish... 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
2111 And can I get some ice with that? 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
2112 You can keep the scales. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2113 Paper please, and a little salt. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2114 I'd catch it myself, but---dam! 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2115 Don't you have any newspaper? 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2116 Good I talk to your manager? Maybe John Kerry? 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2117 Its either this or some stupid hunter 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
2118 No, I didn't see a bar code. He jumped out of the water fountain when I stopped to drink. 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
2119 Could you please wrap that in a newspaper? 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2120 No condiments please, I'm going to eat it bear. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2121 And two cans of tangy pepper spray please. 1.2500 0.04683 96 73 22 1
2122 No, sorry, I don't have anything smaller. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2123 Can I also get a large bag of ice? 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2124 I specifically ordered upstream! 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2125 I prefer catfish. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
2126 But it was fresh when I went to bed. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2127 Could you gift wrap it? 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2128 Do you accept the Amex Cod? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2129 I hope it's not farmed, because I can't seem to find any in Alaska. 1.2500 0.04795 92 70 21 1
2130 I used to fish and get cold and wet. This way is much easier. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2131 I never was very good fishing in those cold rivers. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
2132 Don't forget to include extra wasabi. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
2133 The catching fish by the waterfall? That’s just for the tourists. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2134 Life is too short to fish. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2135 "I just got tired of those thieving bald eagles!" 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
2136 I'm sure I ordered it filleted . 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
2137 No thanks,I'll eat it on the way out. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2138 Would you mind packing it ice for me? A lot of ice. 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
2139 Just toss it up in the air and I'll snag it. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2140 Actually, if you don't mind, I won't need the bag. I'll just carry it out in my mouth. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2141 Did you include the capers and dill? 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2142 I'm an endangered species...did you seriously just ask "paper or plastic?!" 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
2143 It's my weekly treat during retirement. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
2144 If you’ve a sink in your washroom I’ll just eat it here? 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2145 No bag, thank you. I’m just going to rip it to shreds and devour it here. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
2146 Salt and water on a side, please. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2147 No need to wrap it. I’m famished. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2148 I get the discount for endangered species. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2149 ‘Do you want me to leave this out of the bag?’ 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2150 Actually, I’d prefer plastic. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2151 Can I prepare it like walrus? 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2152 No that’s MY lunch. The ad said you were hiring an Animal Assistant! 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
2153 No bag. Just toss it toward my gaping mouth. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
2154 No bag, thanks. I’m going to eat that right now for a little nosh. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
2155 My kids decided to go vegan as well. Please refund. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
2156 Just hit paws 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
2157 If you think this is unlikely, steer clear of the men’s room. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
2158 Oh... and can you remove the price tag. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2159 Hank was hogging all the fish. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
2160 No, I do not need any prep ideas. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2161 I m a fish out of water My wife and I are in hibernation 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2162 Do you really sell a pastry named “Bear Claws”? 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2163 Excuse me. Is that wild or domesticated salmon? 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
2164 I don’t a bag, thanks. Just pop it in my mouth. 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
2165 Technically, I should be getting the "wild caught" salmon price. 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
2166 No bag please, I want to tell the wife I caught it with my bear hands 1.2473 0.05853 93 76 11 6
2167 Take-out beats slaving over a cold ice floe all day! 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2168 Streams make me itch. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2169 You can skip the bag. Let's not melt those icebergs! 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2170 Would you please batter & deep fry this please? Much better than fresh from the stream. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2171 Can you break that into 20 herrings? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2172 I wanted to send her something very special. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2173 I choose paper, to protect the environment. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2174 Did you give me my endangered species discount? 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2175 Is that salmon from Alaska? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2176 Do you accept MasterCarp? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2177 And if a National Geographic photographer comes nosing around asking questions, you never saw me. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2178 This is easier than chasing it upstream during spawn season. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2179 Can you trust me till tomorrow? 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2180 Can you pack it with some river water? I want everyone to think that I caught it. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2181 That’s right, bears do shop in the woods. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2182 Is it fresh? 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2183 Is that locally caught? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2184 And if you don’t take salmon for payment, I can just as easily maul you. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2185 I can't believe I had to come all the way here to find one 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2186 No bag. I’ll eat it in the car. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2187 Amazon doesn't deliver to the Arctic Circle. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2188 Would it be too much to ask you to crouch down in a tub of cold water and throw it up in the air? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2189 That's wild, right? I can't eat farm raised. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2190 It’s like the old adage: ‘If you teach a polar bear to shop for fish, you feed him for a lifetime.’ 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2191 Since when am I not allowed a carrion bag? 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2192 Do you take berries? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2193 With climate change it’s just easier to come all they way downstream. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2194 It's a gift for my honey. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2195 This isn't one of those fish that smell "fishy," is it? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2196 Could you suggest a good recipe for this ? 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2197 I need to replace this for a bigger size. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2198 Is drone delivery available for these yet? 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
2199 Actually, I'll just carry it out in my mouth. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2200 Look,I toss it in the river,wait upstream,and nothing happens. Can I at least get store credit? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2201 I barely know how sales work but this looks a little fishy.” Mariah Nolting, Logan, I 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2202 Just the bear essentials. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
2203 Would it be possible to wrap that in a pizza? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2204 Don't you have any live fish ? This one's already dead ? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
2205 The bag won't be necessary - I'll carry the fish in my mouth. 1.2468 0.04945 77 58 19 0
2206 Are you sure it's gluten free? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2207 Is that farm-raised or stream-sourced? 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
2208 Humanely raised, right? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2209 And I don’t want it “to go”. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2210 Sir, I said you can pay by CARD 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2211 Can I return this without a receipt? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2212 I prefer red meat but my wife has us on this fish diet. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2213 Can you check the price please? This one didn't have a bearcode. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2214 Can’t bear fishing anymore 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2215 They said going through trash and breaking into cars is unacceptable, so I thought "what the hay. I'll do as the natives do. You have a very nice selection by the way." 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2216 I've become a veget-bearian. Have you got anything plant based? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2217 Is gift wrapping available? 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2218 It's not what you think. I just finished hibernating. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2219 Could you box it... it's for a gift 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2220 I'm going keto. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
2221 No bag, just throw it 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
2222 I don't need a bag. I'm going to snack on it on my way to the woods 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
2223 Rather than in-store pick up, I prefer the self-serve streaming service. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2224 Is it? Good. I’m hosting a party and it’s very important that it’s ‘wild-caught.’ 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
2225 It was dead when I bought it. 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
2226 Could I get the fish to go? 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
2227 Of course I'd like to donate my change the Save Arctic Seafood Foundation! 1.2451 0.05474 102 83 13 6
2228 OK comrade, if you won't sell me the fish because of the sanctions, can I at least wear the bag over my head? 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
2229 I smelled that salmon 6 blocks from here, but I'm not sure if that's good or bad. 1.2451 0.05474 102 83 13 6
2230 I have a coupon for that 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
2231 Just toss it up in the air and I’ll grab it and go. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
2232 My arthritis flares up when I stand in cold streams. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
2233 Well we’re still doing optional work from home so I’m taking advantage… 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
2234 I'm new to the area. So glad I found a place that sells what I used to be able to source myself. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2235 Can you . . . can you gift wrap it? 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2236 I think that's the one that got away on me. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2237 What? It's hard to catch them on your own... 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2238 Oh,neither; the kids are after me to avoid recyclables 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2239 During Covid, you delivered right to my cave. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2240 The river is so polluted lately, is this one from a fish farm? 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
2241 Would that be farm-raised or wild-caught? 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2242 I eat what I catch and don't need any bag!" Cal Bellamy, Munster, I 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2243 I didn't order sushi. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2244 Mouth. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2245 Can you put in ice? I have a long journey home. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2246 No fish - Just the ice, please! 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2247 I’d like to exchange this for the sea lion, please. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2248 It was a gift, I’m vegan. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2249 To stay or to go? 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2250 You might want to scan that twice. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2251 Remember that guy up in Alaska and his girlfriend? Let's just call that one on-the-house, shall we? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2252 I'm also farm-raised these days. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2253 It's unopened in its original packaging. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2254 You tell people you're a pescatarian and they all bring the same wedding gift 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2255 Do you take cold, hard cash? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2256 No bag. I’m going to eat it now. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2257 Can I have my fish in a cooler instead? 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2258 I just tell them it's wild caught 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2259 No need to bag it. It’s better for the environment if I eat it here. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2260 These are harder to find in the wild. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2261 Are the eggs extra? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2262 It's pre-dipped in honey, yes? 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2263 It was a gift. I really prefer berries. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2264 No fries. 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2265 Don’t tell anyone I got it here 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2266 Excuse me sir,what isle are the white claws on? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2267 No bag –what's the claw and carry price? 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2268 You wouldn't happen to have a barrel instead of a bag,would you? 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2269 I know it was BOGO but I snacked while I shopped. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2270 Oh, I've been using the curbside pickup. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2271 Don't tell my wife, she thinks I've been fishing all day. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2272 I just got my nails done. 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
2273 I said plastic 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
2274 You can’t get fresh fish where I’m going to. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2275 Is it fresh from spawning? 1.2439 0.04771 82 62 20 0
2276 No need for a bag. I'll swallow it here." 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2277 I’m actually Vegan, it’s for my husband. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2278 Do you ship to ice floes? 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2279 I’m just here for the bear necessities. 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
2280 Now, throw it up in the air. 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
2281 I'm sorry but my wallet fell in when the ground under me melted. 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
2282 Are you sure this is fresh? I don't want her getting suspicious. 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
2283 I like to suck on it while I sleep for the next three months. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2284 Can you just feed it to me here? 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2285 Have you been to the Arctic in March? 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
2286 I don't want paper or plastic. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2287 It's not for me,my wife is a pescatarian. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2288 No need to bag that, I'm going to eat it in the car on the way home, while it is fresh. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2289 I like that you use paper bags. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
2290 It’s valuable currency where I come from. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2291 Is that wild or farm raised salmon? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2292 Could I get that double-bagged? 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2293 I'd like to see something in a wild salmon, please 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
2294 Sure. Whatever. I know the benefits of wild-caught. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2295 Yeah, the whole crew is coming over Saturday. How about delivering ants on a log with a side of bee hives? 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
2296 Gift-wrapped, please. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2297 Is it wild or farm raised? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2298 I asked for wild. This is farmed. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2299 How is my total $274? 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2300 I've kept this a secret for years! 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2301 Can you just deliver that to my den ? 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
2302 May I have a slew of vinegar, tartar sauce and napkins, please? Oh, and your largest toothpick… 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2303 The package was supposed to include a dozen bear claws. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2304 Do you know if this was “wild caught”? I’m on a paleo diet. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2305 I would, but I'd have to get my feet wet. 1.2429 0.07176 70 59 5 6
2306 It really makes a great mid-hibernation snack. 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2307 Was this free-caught? 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2308 Do I s#!t in the woods? OF COURSE I want it! 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2309 Is the freezer bag recyclable? 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
2310 You say it's fresh? Some of my teeth are missing, so that's important. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
2311 No no! put the bag in the fish, like they serve them in the ocean! 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
2312 I just prefer farm raised. 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
2313 Skip the bag - just put it in my mouth. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
2314 You'll love my sushi bar! 1.2421 0.04665 95 73 21 1
2315 You accept BitCoin? 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2316 Can I get on your frequent customer list ? 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2317 How about a senior discount for an old bear who can't fish any more? 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2318 Save the bag. I'll just eat it here. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2319 I just want to see how the other half lives. 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
2320 I'm going to mount it, not eat it 1.2418 0.06121 91 76 8 7
2321 Instead of paper, can you put that in a pic-a-nic basket? 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2322 Oh don't bother bagging it,I'm going to eat it in the parking lot. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2323 Don't you have something that's not on the endangered species list? 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2324 No bag, thanks. You can just stick it in my mouth, 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2325 No, just toss it in the air in front of me, and I'll bag it myself. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2326 Doctor, I am the Great Clown Pagliacci. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2327 I eat only whole foods. 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
2328 Oh, you can keep the bag, I’m gonna eat it on the bus. Thanks! 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2329 Sometimes you just don’t want to stick your bear behind into a frigid mountain stream ! 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2330 Can you actually just put it in my mouth? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2331 Do you take 'I will not eat you right now? 1.2414 0.06533 87 74 5 8
2332 I know it's farm raised but who has the time to keep going down to the river. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2333 Cashier cashier what do you see I see a polar bear out to get me 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2334 Can I get the Global Warming discount please 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2335 After the video of me breaking in went viral last month, some people reached out to help me integrate in human civilization. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2336 No need to bag it; I will eat it right here! 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2337 I’ll just eat it here 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2338 Midnight munchies. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
2339 Is that fresh? I really prefer fresh. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
2340 You know I can't hibernate when there's a discount. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2341 And what would I do with a bag? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2342 "This is a lot easier than standing in a cold river hoping to catch one." 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2343 You've got your finger on the scale. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2344 My mom says I’m not getting enough fish. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2345 I can't bear hunting. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
2346 Where do I swipe to pay? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2347 Actually, I just changed my mind. I'd rather eat you. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2348 Honestly, I’d rather be fishing. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2349 I need some ice with that. There's none at home anymore. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
2350 No need for the bag, I caught him with my bear hands. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
2351 My wife says that they taste best with the head on. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2352 I need a good wine to go with that - any recommendations ? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2353 Don’t need a bag. I brought me. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2354 My doctor's put me on a seafood diet 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2355 I couldn't catch a tossed ball with a catcher's mitt. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2356 May I have a receipt for the gift cod? 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2357 Would you mind mounting it for me? 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2358 Sure, easy for you. We invented streaming ! 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
2359 The salmon run is just too crowded this year. 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
2360 I will take that - no need to put it in a bag. 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
2361 Oy vey, this is an express lane? I was hibernating already. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2362 Um, yeah. This is obviously farmed, but the sign said caught this morning. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2363 Throw it to me first. I want to truthfully say, "I caught it." 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2364 I'm farm-raised. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2365 But the ad said it was returnable. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
2366 Do you gift wrap? My boss has a birthday in two weeks. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2367 Could you possibly spare some ice, mine has all melted. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2368 I need some ice also. A lot of ice. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2369 Prime was late on the delivery. And it's not wild caught anyway. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2370 I prefer wild caught but I’m in a hurry. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2371 this salmon was wild caught -- but was the bait non GMO? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2372 Let's share; I insist. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2373 DON’T BOTHER TO WRAP IT. I’LL TAKE IT TO GO! 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2374 The hunt was really taking a toll on me 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2375 Oh I don’t need a bag. Can you throw it straight into my mouth? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2376 Normally I'd catch these myself, but the comments on those bear-cam websites have been so fat-phobic lately. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2377 How do you know that one is, "just right," for me? 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
2378 Do you accept coupons? 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
2379 I'm terrible with icebreakers. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
2380 I can't control my body anymore these days. I can never tell if I'm about to hibernate or if I'm just overeating. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2381 « I usually eat it shaken over ice » 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2382 Can you take off the price tag? I told my husband I was heading to the spawning grounds. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2383 Does that come with fries? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2384 It’s wild-bought.” 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2385 Is this free-range? 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2386 Teach a bear to shop... 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2387 There’s nothing wrong with it it’s just a little less “upstream” than I’d like 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2388 Do you need a bag? 1.2393 0.05242 117 97 12 8
2389 Cash or Credit, sir?" "Brrrrrregh 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
2390 How many coupons do you accept? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2391 Can't tell you how hard it is to find a good fishmonger these days. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2392 I am returning this item because it smells fishy. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2393 Plastic keeps that “just-caught” taste, if you don’t mind. 1.2391 0.04471 92 70 22 0
2394 My husband swears he can't taste the difference. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2395 It’s supposed to be two for $5.79. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
2396 I appreciate your help, but I miss the old business model. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2397 Did you know that too much red meat isn’t good for you? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2398 I need this for my salmon-moose recipe. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2399 I don’t need a bag. 1.2386 0.04570 88 67 21 0
2400 It’s not for me. It’s for my wife. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2401 I love the self-serve department 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2402 No bag, please. Maybe you could just throw it into my mouth? 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2403 Y'know, it digests better when you scratch, stretch, and roar right after gulping it down. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2404 Trade you for two ringed seals and half a snow shoe. 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2405 So I was surprised you don't carry capers. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2406 Skip the bag. I'll take it Al fresco. The bag is too much fiber... 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2407 I feel like a fish out of water. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2408 Are you sure that the fish is free from Covid? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2409 Oh sweetie you just wait, I haven't had "wild caught" since we were dating. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2410 My wife said I should cut back before hibernation 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2411 I know it's unusual, but I just prefer farm-raised. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2412 Do you have a nice wine to pair with it? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2413 I’d like it gift-wrapped. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2414 Salmon inflation? But I'm a bear. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2415 After three days it started to smell bad. 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
2416 My regular fishing spot is now a carpark. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2417 Bearing in mind climate change keep the paper bag I'll eat the Mackerel on the sled. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2418 $15- what’s the catch? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2419 I like ‘em extra smelly. 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
2420 My gift for you working to save our environment. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
2421 My name's Hank The Tank. Don't bother wrapping it, I'll eat it here. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2422 I'll just carry it out in my mouth. 1.2376 0.05477 101 83 12 6
2423 Is this salmon sushi-grade? 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2424 I don't need a bag. I'll maul it on my way out. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2425 Is this the spawn shop? 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2426 Sir, please take your thumb off the scale. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2427 No bag thanks. I'll carry it home in my mouth. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2428 I know how this is going to sound, but can I use your restroom? 1.2375 0.06474 80 67 7 6
2429 Sorry, I forgot my reusable bags at home. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2430 ...human repellant for the subway. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2431 My husband just decided to go vegan. Again. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2432 But are you sure it's organic? 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
2433 Would you like this for here or To-go? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
2434 I don't need a bag, I'm going to eat it on my way out. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
2435 Talk about inflation! Come Spring I'm going to take fly-fishing lessons. 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
2436 I’m looking for something in a larger size. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2437 To make a long story short, we settled on a hiber-cation this year. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2438 Does the price also cover filleting? 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
2439 Paper? Really? Think about it. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
2440 I'll take it to go. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2441 I bring you fresh salmon, you pay me. It's called business. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2442 Back in the day I used to catch them myself, but being retired I like to shop for my fish. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2443 Can I just get it raw? I forgot to bring 50¢ for the bag. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2444 Every time I order delivery, they gave me a can of tuna 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2445 By the way, you're out of capers. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2446 May I put a few tooth marks in that? My wife thinks I’m a slacker. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2447 I’m cooking for ONE tonight”. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2448 No,I don’t have a receipt. I just bought it yesterday. Just smell it. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2449 Cocktail and Tartar, please. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2450 Checking my carry on luggage come on! 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2451 My service doesn't provide a reliable stream. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2452 It beats poaching. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2453 Don't bag it, I'll eat it here. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2454 They tried to put me back out, into the wilds, but, NO! Old habits die hard. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2455 Can you just say that it's wild caught? 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2456 Can I exchange this for fresh? I heard smoking is bad for you. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2457 Don’t need a bag, I’ll eat it now. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2458 You're out of fresh seal. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2459 Do you take Master Claws? 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2460 You wouldn't happen to have any glaciers for that, would you? 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2461 I saw it on that PBS "Nature" program. Thought I would try it. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
2462 Can I go ahead and get 150 more salmon to go with that please? 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2463 It’s up 20% from last week. Inflation! 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
2464 I miss swimming upstream though. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2465 And you're sure it's wild-caught? I'll never hear the end of it if I bring store-bought AND farm-raised to the potluck. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2466 Pardon my accent, I usually don’t shop this far south. You know the whole climate change thingy. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2467 First give me bite and a swipe. I want my wife to think I caught it. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2468 But I assumed you were my two for one. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
2469 To me, that's a minnow 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2470 Oh, no thank you. I'll be devouring it alive right here. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2471 Put away that fish, I’ll take you instead. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2472 Albert desperately tried to remember what to do for Bear Tax. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2473 The darn supply chain, am I right? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2474 Paper please, I can't bear plastic bags. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2475 Wrap it nice, please. It's her birthday. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2476 Is that wild caught? 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2477 There's something fishy about this.... 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2478 Do you have take it or eat it here? 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2479 I’m pining for the fjords. 1.2360 0.05984 89 74 9 6
2480 Could you please give extra ice with that? 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2481 Could you, please, gift-wrap it? 1.2360 0.04526 89 68 21 0
2482 But it was my best catch of the spring! 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2483 ‘’I’ve finally learned to buy instead of beg, scavenge or steal” 1.2360 0.04526 89 68 21 0
2484 This is organic, right? 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2485 The more ice you can pack it in,the better. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2486 And they'll never know I didn't catch it with my own teeth. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
2487 I can’t eat it if it’s farm-raised. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
2488 It's tofish. I just feel like we all need to do our part. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
2489 Please keep this entre nous. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
2490 To be frank, I prefer farm-raised anyway. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2491 Do I get a discount if it's been out of the stream for more than thirty seconds? 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2492 I prefer wild caught 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2493 No need to bag it. I'll have it right here, on the spot. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2494 I need to return this fish as I was unaware it would come with bones. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
2495 You sure? I got 2 for that price not that long ago. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
2496 That's wild, right? You know I hate farmed fish 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
2497 Actually, instead of a paper bag, can I get a politically-feasible plan to address carbon emissions? 1.2353 0.07293 68 58 4 6
2498 Don't bother, I'll eat it on the way home. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2499 Before climate change destroyed my habitat, I used to catch these things with my bear hands. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2500 You just can't get these back home anymore. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2501 I could have caught it myself, but it's hard to beat convenience. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
2502 Oh, you can just toss into my mouth. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2503 I usually try and shop local but there was nothing in the water today. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2504 No bag. Just toss it to me and sound like a river. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2505 is it kosher for Passover? 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2506 And the water can be super cold 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2507 They’re migrating much further downtown then ever 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
2508 You can skip the bag. I'm just going to eat it in the parking lot. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2509 I’d prefer a box as it’s a wedding gift. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2510 My swatting salmon skills are well below par. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
2511 I don't have cash or a card but I'm a bear and I could rip your face off so....... 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2512 I can't afford the commute to the river anymore. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2513 Can you place him upstream in the bag please? 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2514 Do you have a plastic bag? We're so much more familiar with those where I live. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2515 Is it farmed or wild? 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2516 Yes, you will want to consume this prior to hibernation. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2517 Don’t bother to wrap it, I’ll just eat it here”. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2518 I just sit by the fire and read a good book. My wife thinks I have nothing better to do than bat fish out of a cold stream all day. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2519 I would have caught it fresh myself but my ice floe melted last week. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2520 I know I should shop local, but you can't beat convenience. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2521 I know what fish tastes like, but I'm hoping you taste like chicken. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2522 Could you just throw it to me? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2523 Guaranteed harvested post-spawning by Indigenous fishermen with tribal rights. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2524 Skip the takeout. I'll eat it right here. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2525 Is it sustainably wild-caught? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2526 I’m at the top of the food chain, but I like the convenience of the supply chain. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2527 Paper or plastic? Couldn't I have it in a rushing stream? 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
2528 Is it sushi grade? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2529 Was this caught swimming upstream or downstream? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2530 On second thought,why waste a bag. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2531 It's WHAT price per pound!?" "I'm moving back to Alaska! 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2532 I don't need a bag. Just shove it right in my mouth please. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2533 Could you wrap that in a heart-shaped box? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2534 Are you flirting with me? 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2535 I’d like it smoked by Saturday. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2536 And I’ll have the honey mustard dressing and a side of fries please. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2537 I'm binging Succession and just don't have the time to wait for them to swim upstream.... 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
2538 No, no! I want the "Don't worry, be happy" one! 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2539 Any more in the back storeroom?" Like, six or seven hundred? 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2540 Don't bother rapping it. I brought a bun. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2541 Now please throw the fish into my mouth. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2542 Could I get that filleted? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2543 I'm tired of cold feet. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2544 Well, the water is cold this time of year and trying to slap a salmon out of a rapid and onto shore takes a lot of eye-hand coordination! 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2545 Finally your farm-to-table products have become available in this area. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2546 No bag,just put it in my mouth. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
2547 I take weekends off from catching my own fish. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2548 It has to look like right from the rapids. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2549 I don't need a bag, I'll eat in. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2550 Just raw. It's my mother's recipe. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2551 Just this, and a bottle of Coke. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2552 Due to supply chain shortages on the sea ice, I won’t be needing a to go bag. I’ll eat you both here. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2553 You sure it's wild caught? I'm already endangered enough. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2554 Just throw it at my mouth. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2555 Next time, can you just stream it to me? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2556 Holy shit, a bear! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2557 It's so expensive I can only afford one, but I've got a great recipe to serve it on a bed of kale and crispy garlic. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2558 Switching to farm-raised seemed like the ethical choice. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2559 Can I tell Papa that it’s wild caught? 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2560 The warranty said it wouldn't stink for a year 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2561 We also have omega-3 in capsules. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2562 do you know if that's free range? 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2563 Oh, honey. I call everyone honey, honey. 1.2326 0.04582 86 66 20 0
2564 Is the bag compostable? 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2565 I smoke it but I don't inhale. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2566 Could you wrap it separately? I hate it when my groceries smell like fish. 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2567 I always feel embarrassed buying those. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2568 I usually have lots of energy to catch my own fresh salmon, but during hibernation, everyone in our den got Covid. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2569 You hop on in there too 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2570 You bite it you buy it. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2571 My wife will kill me if I bring home farm raised. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2572 My wife will be back soon with her own dinner. 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
2573 Mr. Bear,we have a promotion: Buy One Salmon,Get One Free. Are you sure you only want one fish,not two fish? How about a redfish or bluefish? 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
2574 Can I get that wrapped? 1.2323 0.04501 99 77 21 1
2575 I don’t remember the code but they usually find it under “M” for Mackerel 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
2576 Normally I do wild-caught, but they say farm-raised is more sustainable. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
2577 Hey man, I hate to ask for a plastic bag rather than paper, but I'm gonna have to carry that for six stops on the subway. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2578 Is it wild-caught or farm-raised? I wouldn’t be caught dead serving farm-raised to my friends. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
2579 Tintin? Pooh? 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
2580 I hate touching fish with my bear hands. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2581 No. I don't have the receipt. 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
2582 When are seals going on sale again? 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
2583 You know what you need here? An endangered species lane. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2584 My guru said I need to stop fishing and start living my truth... 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2585 Plastic, not paper, please. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2586 Do you also sell ice? And I mean massive amounts of ice... 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2587 I'd like to return it for a larger size. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2588 I don't need a bag but I would like a very large napkin. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2589 Now,this is wild caught? Because I do know the difference. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2590 I don't know who gave him the silly idea, but he just goes on and on about Norwegian salmon 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2591 Can you tell me which way is North? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2592 For a group of apex predators, a surprising number of us are trying to go pescatarian. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2593 This brown bear diet certainly makes extinction more palatable. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2594 No thanks, I don't need a bag. 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
2595 Save the bag. I'm going to eat it on the go. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2596 Can you just throw it in the air? 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2597 Could you make sure that is gluten free fish? 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
2598 Ah, heh-heh, I seem to have left my wallet back on the ice floe." 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2599 I guess you can call this "wild bought" salmon! 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2600 Climate change irked me until I learned about your everyday low prices, membership discounts, and delicious coworkers. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
2601 I don't need a to go bag for that, just place it in my mouth 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
2602 No, don’t bag it. Could you just throw it toward my mouth, so that it at least feels like the old days? 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2603 Moments before a cashier is mauled to death by a polar bear. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2604 I’d gladly pay you Tuesday for a salmon today. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
2605 Does it have the MSC blue label? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2606 I don't know what came over me. It was an impulse. This is the returns department, right? 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2607 Be careful, Bill. I don't want it to touch the chutney! 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2608 Since Global warming took away our ocean economy, we are hoping for a barter system. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
2609 Please don't call it 'Fresh Caught'. I'm an expert. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2610 I told him, “Backgammon, not whole salmon. I swear he never listens.” 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
2611 With fries, please 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2612 YOU'RE SURE IT'S KOSHER? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2613 Yes, I know it's farm raised. If it was wild caught I wouldn't need to be in here now would I? 1.2308 0.05863 91 76 9 6
2614 Due to climate change, I started shopping at grocery stores. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2615 Is that wild caught salmon? 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
2616 You can just throw it in my mouth. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
2617 Is this salmon too late for the catch and release program? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2618 My husband prefers catching his own, but I like to shop. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2619 I know, but I only eat wild caught. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2620 No bag thank you 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2621 He’s dead and we don’t have a fountain for him to jump out of. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2622 Do you have any Camels? 1.2308 0.06809 78 67 4 7
2623 This is one bear market where prices do go up. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
2624 Could you throw a carton of melted ice shelf water in there while you're at it...? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2625 Here, let me put some teeth marks on it first. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2626 Do you have a box with a bow? 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
2627 I used to work here. 1.2300 0.04462 100 78 21 1
2628 So how does this intermittent fasting work? When can I have my salmon 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
2629 Can you put it in facing upstream? 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2630 I finally remembered to bring my own bag. 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
2631 Will there be tax? 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2632 No bag. Please just toss it up so I can pretend I am back home. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2633 No, itś mine! 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2634 Why buy? I don’t like cold water and wet feet. This is easier. 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
2635 I hate to be that bear asking for a refund but when I got back to the cave I noticed it already had teeth marks. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2636 It's not moving. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2637 Could I serve a red with that? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2638 Oh, and some plastic utensils and a napkin; I'm going to eat it in the car. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2639 Paper, please -- single-use plastic is bad for seals, which I also like to eat. 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
2640 The wrapper said "fresh salmon", but it's not fresh unless it's trying to escape your mouth. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2641 My frequent shopper code is F@tB=@r1 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2642 No one really goes on picnics anymore. Sad really. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2643 Please don't bag it with the honey. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2644 She said half price because the scales are off 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2645 Could you please add in a few teeth marks? 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2646 ROAAAWRR! GRRRRAAH!! 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2647 Can you help us ? We both need water 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
2648 It would make my life a lot easier if you offered cave delivery. 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
2649 Thanks anyway. I eat wild-caught Alaska. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2650 And this time, make sure you double bag it. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2651 But I already know how to fish 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2652 You can just stuff that in my mouth. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2653 Don't bag the salmon, I'm having it in the car. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2654 'Oh, I don't work here.' 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2655 Too fishy. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2656 I don't need a bag-can you just throw it in the air near my mouth? 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2657 Can you filet this for me? I am on the new "bearly-eating" diet. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2658 You’re saying it only comes in salmon?! 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
2659 Pregnancy gives me the weirdest cravings 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2660 Would you believe that I've never actually cooked one of these before? 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2661 That's a sample -- can you get me 1,000 by the end of the week? 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2662 Does that come in pink? 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
2663 I thought about catching it myself, but then remembered I was brought up to be lazy and entitled. 1.2286 0.07099 70 60 4 6
2664 I’m not fishing here but do you think my salmon only diet is working? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2665 How far upstream if I may ask? And was it caught by a polar bear or is this farmed! 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2666 I've known him since he was a guppy. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2667 But is it sustainably sourced? 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
2668 I simply love this mall. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2669 Yea, I know they only live in the tropics, but that's all I can find these days. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2670 Don't bother cleaning it. I have my own technique. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2671 Don’t wrap it. I’ll eat it here. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2672 You know this is farmed, right? 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2673 Did I say you could touch it?" 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2674 Who has time to go fishing? Just put it in my mouth. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2675 Don't wrap it - just throw it at me as I leave 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2676 Actually it was supposed to be a harp. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2677 Save the bag 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2678 The shelves are a little bare 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
2679 Do you say that because of the Global warming i should Get a tuna can instead ? 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2680 Please don't tip the scales. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2681 Don't bag that, I'll eat it on the way home. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2682 After hibernation and now delays in my ecosystem food chain! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2683 Could you throw some lemon wedges in with that? Sandra Stedinger, jgauthier4@san.rr.com 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2684 I heard I could get these things for free. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2685 No bag, could you just kind of toss it to me? 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2686 But is it local? 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2687 No, nothing wrong with it. My cubs are going vegetarian 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2688 Today is just a dry run. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2689 Personally, I think the farm-raised salmon is a healthier choice. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2690 Take it back, or take a good long look - your choice. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2691 Just email me the receipt. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2692 You can't send me with him! Are you listening? Tom! Can you hear me? Look at me! Don't look at him! Tom! 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2693 Do you have anything in a large? 1.2273 0.04493 88 68 20 0
2694 Really? Just because I'm a bear you're leaving the fish bare. You're homonym-challenged. 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
2695 What do you mean it's the price on the sign "plus taxes"? 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2696 What's for lunch? 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
2697 How much would it cost to throw you in as well? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
2698 How do I know it's wild caught, there are no teeth marks. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2699 I imagine you don't accept Bearcoin, either? 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2700 What was this fish fed? I have nut allergies. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2701 How much extra to filet it? 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2702 I prefer eco-tourists, but you were out-of-stock 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2703 Can you recommend a streaming platform? 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2704 Would you wrap that in newspaper? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2705 Please don't tell my Mom. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2706 It’s very fresh… caught today…. and I need the cash… 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2707 Do you deliver to Ukraine? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2708 I don't want to embarrass you but that bag is too small for that fish 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2709 Would you mind gift-wrapping it? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2710 Well the prices definitely went upstream. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2711 Are the condiments in the bag. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2712 I thought I told you not to kill the fish. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2713 It won't swim upstream. It won't spawn. Is this the best salmon you've got?! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2714 Please accept this gratuity for a room upgrade; perhaps one which is underground? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2715 Is this wild or farm fish? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2716 I usually get my fish from Amazon. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2717 What's your return policy? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2718 Don't wrap it. I'll just eat it here. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2719 And tartar sauce please. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2720 Paper or plastic? I knew I should have brought some of that plastic that keeps washing up on my ice floe. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2721 Could you bear me a fish? 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2722 No, I don't need the bag. I'll just eat it here. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2723 Plus a couple growlers of beer, some berry condoms, a carton of Marlboro's, and a couple lottery tickets. I'm feeling lucky. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2724 I get it, but don’t call me Snowflake. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2725 Better pack another. It is getting close to winter. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2726 Can you wrap that? It's for my kids. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2727 Is this wild caught salmon or farm raised? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2728 Oh no! I thought you'd love it 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2729 May I have some chips with that? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2730 No, I will take it; how good is your throw? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2731 No need to bag it, I’ll just take it to go. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2732 Oh , you don’t need to bag it… 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2733 I thought I would buy early, before there is a run on salmon. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2734 my son is a picky eater, he only eats farmed salmon 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2735 No need to bag it. I'll eat it on the way out. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2736 Don't bother wrapping it, I'll eat it on my way back to the river. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2737 He’s so picky—it just has to be wild caught. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2738 I prefer frozen fish, but they're getting harder to find. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2739 You just wouldn't believe how hard it is to find fresh fish these days. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2740 I'll wear it out. 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
2741 You’re also ALL out of honey. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2742 Teach me to fish and I I won’t be back. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2743 ... And if it is no bother... a small smackeral of honey! 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2744 Could you throw in some chips? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2745 Just put it in my mouth. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2746 It's genetically modified to spawn in farms. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2747 Paper, plastic, or picnic basket? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2748 Waddaya mean,”There’s something fishy ‘bout this”? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2749 My wife wants me to become vegetarian. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2750 The one that got away? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2751 You’re sure that salmon is organic? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2752 'I'm sick of people always talking about the white elephant in the room, what about us bears!' 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2753 Blessed be he who handles with care a fish of the sea, and unto him shall be given a few more groceries to bag ere the transaction is complete. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2754 Hand over all your money...or the Sockeye...well,you get it. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2755 And you’re sure it will look like I caught it?” 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2756 Can you tell me how many days it will keep in the fridge? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2757 Is the salmon farmed or fresh? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2758 Just toss it up and I'll grab it, thanks. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2759 Do you accept Apple Pay? 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2760 Is it fresh or salt water? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2761 When I was a cub, we had to swim upstream both ways for one of these. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2762 Remember, only shake and bake, no poaching. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2763 Is this organic, eco-friendly, and pesticide free? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2764 Do you have that in white? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2765 On the website, the item description said it was fresh, not frozen! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2766 Can I get it gift wrapped? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2767 Do I LOOK like a farmer? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2768 Farm raised? Great. A little sick of the river flavor. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2769 Does that look to you like it will feed four adults?” 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2770 Wild or farm raised? 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2771 I'd like to return this, it's slimy and smells funny. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2772 Can I just take it to the toilet and swat it out of the sink? 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2773 Farm raised, any good? I’ve only had wild caught! 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
2774 I need to ask you to put that on ice. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
2775 Does it come in honey flavor 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
2776 It’s not sushi quality. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
2777 Can you toss it up in the air? My wife will only eat it if I say it’s wild caught. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2778 At least I’m eating salmon. My cousin Winnie is addicted to honey. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2779 Ahh, I left my wallet in my pants. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2780 Up to you mate. Go out there in the rain and snow and catch your own, or cough up $9.50 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
2781 Weird craving! She wants a cheesecake. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2782 Do you know if it is sustainably harvested? Asking for a friend... 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2783 There's no need to wrap the appetizer. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2784 These ice block chain supply problems are affecting everyone. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2785 No really, it's called Bear Bone In Barter. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2786 I told you Mark,the fish is TO DIE for! 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2787 Was it caught sustainably 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2788 I wish my husband would pack me lunches like that. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2789 Do you charge for the bag? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2790 Funny, I suddenly have a craving for ‘surf and turf.’’ 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
2791 Of course I'm returning it, it's dead! 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2792 Great deal! I caught it when I was streaming. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2793 It is a bear market for salmon right now, is it? 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2794 No need to put it in a bag,I’m going to eat it right now. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
2795 No need for a bag. I like a bit of fish before the cashier course. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2796 Yup, 4-7 months and I'll pay the balance after the spring run. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2797 Would you mind slicing the bagels? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2798 And could I also get some tartar sauce? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2799 You should have seen the one that got away!!! 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2800 ... let's add a 12-pack of bagels to that." 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2801 My cub forgot his lunch 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2802 It's that or crypto. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2803 You're not going to charge me for the bag too, are you? 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2804 I'll be eating that here. Like, right here." Matt Bellace, Princeton, N.J 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2805 No need to bag it. I'll just carry it in my mouth. 1.2234 0.05691 94 79 9 6
2806 I don't think you're quite grasping this "teach a man to fish" concept, Robert. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2807 Who has time to hunt at home anymore? 1.2234 0.05691 94 79 9 6
2808 One piece of sushi is three bear claws, please. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2809 It is cheaper and a lot more convenient than trying to grab one in a stream. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2810 Excuse me, is this fresh or frozen? 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2811 Are you calling me a white supremacist? 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2812 You sell air freshener by the pound?? 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2813 Don’t bother wrapping. Just throw it like you were spawning. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2814 I have a coupon for this one 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2815 Can you recommend a nice wine? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2816 Its how much?! 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
2817 Do you accept bear hugs for payment? 1.2222 0.04648 81 63 18 0
2818 I must have gotten someone else’s male. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2819 Before you put it in the bag, can I bite it a few times? It needs to look legit. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2820 I appreciate the complimentary breakfast, but where are the closest woods? 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
2821 My nickname is Lazy Bear 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
2822 ... and directions to the nearest river? 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2823 The fish just weren't jumping today... 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2824 Hey bud I know it’s not your fault but the price of fish has skyrocketed! 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2825 Would you mind packing it in a cooler? We've recently run out of ice. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2826 do you have a bigger bag? 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2827 Do you have one that's livelier 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2828 I normally use self-serve but there was a huge line at the breathing hole. 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
2829 nan 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2830 On Fridays in Lent it's the only thing I can eat. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2831 Could you filet that for me? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2832 Don't tell my husband, he's fished out. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2833 I haven't seen a fish this big in my hometown for years. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2834 You don’t have to bag that one, thanks. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2835 There, I'm a customer. Now don't bug me when I'm in your dumpster. 1.2222 0.06626 72 61 6 5
2836 I don't want to buy the whole thing, I just want to bite out the roe. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
2837 Save A Tree". I'll just eat it here 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2838 Bear with me, you can tune a piano, but you can't "tune-a" fish. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2839 My husband thinks it makes me look fat. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2840 I know it's hypocritical, but I prefer not to be involved in the process by which the fish meets their demise. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2841 I apologize miss but your coupon expired while you were hibernating. 1.2222 0.04200 126 101 22 3
2842 they swim too fast for me now days 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2843 I guess this is why they call it a convenience store. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2844 I ordered wild-caught, not farm-raised. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
2845 They're social distancing when they spawn, and I'm not the cub I used to be. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2846 Would you like to donate a dollar to the National Fish and Wildlife Foundation today? 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
2847 Are you sure that's not an endangered species? 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2848 I’ll eat it here, thank you. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2849 Would you like to use your points for this purchase? 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
2850 You know, I'm buying that because I'm a bear? 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2851 No sack. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2852 Will this fish still be considered wild-caught? 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2853 You can leave it out. It's for the ride home. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2854 I get the creeps when I clean them myself 1.2209 0.04500 86 67 19 0
2855 Can I get it delivered? 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2856 I’m tired of up-streaming salmon, got any honey? 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2857 I shit you not. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2858 Why is it-Here today, gone tomorrow? 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2859 Wait a minute...didn't I see you standing in the falls the falls with waders and a net? 1.2209 0.04500 86 67 19 0
2860 Retirement gift from the wife... permission to bring back the middleman. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2861 Remember, you did not see me here. I couldn't bear anyone finding out about this. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2862 I splurged on the wild-caught. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
2863 It looks fresh, but is that salmon wild caught or farmed raised? 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2864 Is that farm-raised or did you catch it yourself? 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2865 I'm too big for disguises but the red herring stops people from catching on 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2866 Don't tell the guys I bought farm-raised. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2867 Well, this is embarrassing. I seem to have left my wallet - wait, what's a wallet? 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2868 What about the scales? 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2869 It's a long, long walk to the river, it's cold, eagles scare me, I lost my boots . . . 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2870 I know everyone is having supply chain issues, but your salmon is really stinko! 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2871 Actually, how much for you? 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2872 Can you send it by polar express? 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2873 It’s just more convenient than standing in a river. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2874 Could I get a bagel with that? 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2875 Is this farm raised or bear caught? 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2876 It's their migration season. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2877 Yeah,I know. It's humiliating! I forgot to renew my fishing license. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2878 No thanks. I'll come back when it's on sale. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2879 It's for a friend. Do you gift wrap? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2880 Now can you tell me if there is a stream nearby? 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
2881 This is the only place I can get certified Organic salmon. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2882 No bag, please. OK if I just open my mouth and lunge toward it? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2883 Will that be for dine in or ferry out? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2884 No utensils needed. I'll use my bear hands. 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2885 I hope it’s fresh, you were out of Seal. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2886 Is there a pescatarian discount? 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2887 Was this wild-caught by a bear in a river? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2888 ”Forget the bag, Frank. I’ll eat it here. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2889 You should feel lucky. I am catholic and today is Friday. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2890 I wouldn't be shopping here if you'd gotten rid of plastic earlier. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2891 Larry just got caps. He wants it deboned. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2892 My wife and her salmon...gimme a beer and a bag o' berries and I'm a happy boar. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2893 Excuse me Sir , I ordered filletted , iced , in plastic ; I will wait Thank You 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2894 Door dash didn't deliver 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2895 No Bag. Just toss him to me. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2896 I ate another one while waiting in line. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2897 Microwaved please 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2898 It's sa-shi-mi, not sa-shi-us! 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
2899 What's your policy on returns? 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2900 Could you slap a little tarter on there for me? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2901 I'm hooked on you. He's a bear. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
2902 At these prices, I am telling the family to forget about the river and come fishing here. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2903 They're five-bucks a fish--I call it 'catch and release 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
2904 Organic or farm-raised? 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2905 Doesn’t this belly show why I bought no béarnaise? 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2906 It's our 20th anniversary tomorrow, you know 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2907 Never mind the bag. I'll just eat it here. 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
2908 I'd like to see you stand in a freezing cold river all day to get one lousy fish 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2909 One bite, YOU can eat that in one bite 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2910 No bag. I’m just going to eat it on the way home. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2911 This sure beats swimming upstream. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2912 I smoke ‘em or poach ‘em depending on size. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2913 I’d like to exchange this for an Atlantic salmon. I need to expand my horizons. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2914 I am so glad you opened. Ever since they built the dam it’s been very hard to find fresh salmon. 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
2915 Naw, we get this all the time-most people have never seen a panda without the makeup-but really, just some bamboo. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2916 Can I get that fileted? 1.2190 0.05410 105 89 9 7
2917 Just toss it up in the air. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2918 Are you going to eat that? 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2919 Could you possibly get some live salmon. These are not fun to catch. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2920 And the I realized, “Hey! I’m no Grizzly. And that’s OK.” 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
2921 Does green mean no debit or red mean no debit? 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2922 "I see that you're out of seals, but this will do for now." 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
2923 This sure beats standing in a stream all day. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2924 Is it vegan? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2925 Would you like it wrapped, or tossed up a waterfall? 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2926 Isn’t there an aisle for bear necessities? 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2927 It's for Goldilocks to sleep with. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2928 I know a thing or two about wild caught and this isn’t it. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2929 I ordered salmon, this is a codfish. I checked the DNA. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2930 Thank you. I've lost 44 pounds thus far. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2931 Farm-raised just doesn't do it for me. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2932 You have no soy sauce? 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2933 Extra ice please. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2934 Overnight, yes. You know the 3 day rule. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2935 I’ll need a bigger bag. The fish was just bait. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2936 Give it to me at the discounted price, and I promise I’ll have no more bones to pick! 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2937 It's bearly fresh... 1.2179 0.04705 78 61 17 0
2938 Sustainably harvested? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2939 No bag. I told my wife I was going to be fishing all day. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2940 I was assured this was a duty free salmon. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2941 It's easier this way. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2942 If my wife calls, I was never here. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2943 Would you please filet that for me and save the bones for me to make stock! 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2944 No need to wrap it in plastic, I get enough of that in my diet 1.2179 0.04705 78 61 17 0
2945 Does it smell a bit chickeny to you? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2946 Is this the upscale version? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2947 Do you take dollars? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2948 Normally I prefer paper, but in this case… 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2949 I should have you over for dinner. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2950 We're trying to eat more organic food now. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2951 You're going to bag that with your bear hands? 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2952 No need to wrap it up. I’ll eat it here. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2953 I need this for a paw-ty later. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2954 I know your woods say "staff only," but I really have to go. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2955 It’s certified organic and cruelty free 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2956 Don't bother wrapping it. I want her to think I caught it myself just for her. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2957 So, is that farm-raised? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2958 I'm returning it because I've become a vegetarian. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2959 Can you please wiggle it? I prefer them live. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2960 The thought of catching my own is unbearable..... 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2961 Don't you have a "Save The Arctic" reusable bag? 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2962 That is gluten free? 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
2963 'No, as I said, I'm an XXL' 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
2964 'Going fishing' has lots of different meanings. 1.2174 0.06807 69 59 5 5
2965 I’m real bullish on fish stock lately. Also, I can use my own bag. 1.2171 0.04664 129 108 14 7
2966 It's a gift. Could you wrap it in perfumed paper? 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2967 Normally, I just have a frozen dinner. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
2968 Can I have plastic, not paper? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2969 Oh, could I have plastic, please? I may go in the woods but I pick up after myself. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2970 I forgot to bring my cub membership card. 1.2169 0.05950 83 70 8 5
2971 I'd gladly pay you Tuesday, for a Hamburger today. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2972 Could you wrap it please made out to Al Gore... 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2973 Do you have Salmon from Ukraine farms? I would like to show my support. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2974 I don't eat farm riaised 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2975 can i wear it out of the store? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2976 Oh, that's ok, I'll just eat it on the way home. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2977 Is that wild caught or farm raised? I ask because farm raised upsets my digestive system. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
2978 I couldn't get the wiggle part to work. 1.2169 0.06192 83 71 6 6
2979 Is store credit the only option? 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
2980 Could I get that on ice please? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
2981 I can't bear your self-checkout registers. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2982 Oh, I don't need a bag. I am going to eat it right now. 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
2983 It gave me cold feet as soon as I got it 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2984 Do you still sell the honey-garlic dip? 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2985 Could I please get a school of goldfish for the meter? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2986 “I’m NOT hungry” 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2987 Don't forget the sauce. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2988 Are you kidding? This has to last me six months! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2989 Can you wiggle it around a little so it doesn't feel like cheating? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2990 I'd like to throw it back please 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2991 I ordered the tuna, not the salmon. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2992 Can you just put it on my paw? 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
2993 I don't need a bag, thank you. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2994 I wouldn’t mind taking you home for dinner too. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2995 I asked for sashimi not sockeye. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
2996 when all the fishes of your favorite stream die because of excessive pollution so you have to buy lower quality ones from a supermarket and even have to pay for them. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2997 World you please mark the expiration date on the bag ? 1.2159 0.05703 88 74 9 5
2998 Was this sustainably raised? I don’t want to get cancelled back home. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2999 Could I get this with running water, please? 1.2159 0.04411 88 69 19 0
3000 Sorry, hibernation does not extend the deadline for returns. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
3001 With this high inflation I can only afford the bear necessities. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
3002 A bear market with farmed fish -- where you been hibernating? 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
3003 Didn't you used to sell them in tintins? 1.2157 0.04093 102 80 22 0
3004 The guy from Uber Eats said I could exchange it at the store? 1.2157 0.05329 102 86 10 6
3005 May I have that on ice? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3006 Could you throw in a couple of bagels. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3007 That's what I said - I got wild and I caught it! 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3008 That's right. Poe Lars, Indabac Woods, Upstream Falls, WY. Please gift wrap and use my spelunker's discount. Barely worth it. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3009 There were only 20,000 roe in this red herring. You charged me for 40,000. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3010 How I miss the days of catching them battling upstream... when we still had a stream. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3011 Oh, I don't want to buy the bag...but I'll pay you a dime to flop it around a bit and toss it up in the air? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3012 I've always wondered, is it pronounced "samon" or "salmon"? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3013 Are you phishing for information? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3014 What do you mean, ‘bag fee’ 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3015 He's my emotional support trout. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
3016 Could I get that gift-wrapped please? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3017 Sorry, you've lost me. What's a "newspaper?" 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
3018 Sometimes,I even put a little bagel on it. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3019 Don't wrap it, I'll eat that here. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
3020 Could you wrap that please? It's a gift for Mama Bear. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3021 Are you sure it's wild caught? 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
3022 Is this a bear market? 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3023 My lunch. I hate airplane food. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
3024 Prices in Alaska are out of control. I can get the same fish for $2 less per pound at a place near my winter condo in Florida. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3025 I actually prefer the farm-raised salmon. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3026 I am coming to rescue the fish. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3027 Since I joined AARB, my days of scooping them upstream are over. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3028 And then he told me I should smile more 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
3029 No, I wouldn't say this is cheating! 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3030 Any early hibernation discounts? 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3031 You know, I tried catching my own last year, but it’s actually more affordable to just buy it here! 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3032 I said “not farm raised”! 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3033 Don't forget, I get the senior discount. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3034 I'm doing Keto again 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
3035 It's a must for your dating site photo. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3036 The game warden ordered me to return it because it wasn’t regulation sized. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3037 Bear in mind, I didn't attend preschool. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3038 Are you sure it's wild. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3039 The sign said it was a 'BOGO', but this was the last one! 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
3040 Please aquarium package this so it's fresh when I'm ready to eat. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3041 Can't you mail it to me as an attachment? 1.2143 0.06716 70 60 5 5
3042 Do you think it’s just coincidence this Salmon was named Ella? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3043 Please gift wrap that in your finest paper. I'm going to put it in a time capsule with myself before the earth ends. 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
3044 My stomach can only tolerate farm raised fish 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
3045 Now, you're sure it isn't farm raised? 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3046 Can it be packed looking as if its going upstream? 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
3047 Farm raised? Then can you give me a gift receipt with that? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3048 Do you gift wrap? It’s for a friend. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
3049 The bite marks were there when I took it out of the bag at home. Look, I just want my $12 back. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3050 Is it farm raised? 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
3051 I’m preparing for Lent 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
3052 Oh, you have no idea how far I have to go to find food since global warming started kicking in. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
3053 My cubs would love a picture of me catching it in my mouth! 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
3054 I can never remember to bring in my own bag. It's on the front seat of the car, can you believe it? 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
3055 Are you sure it was killed in a humanitarian way? 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
3056 don't worry, it's for my tank. 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
3057 I don't need a bag. I'm just going to eat it now. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
3058 Well, if you charge $22.95 for a salmon, you're not going to get many bears in for lunch. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
3059 Do you think they'll notice I've replaced it? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3060 Could I have that gift-wrapped please? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3061 Could you recommend a nice tartar sauce? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3062 Thanks, I don’t need a bag. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3063 No bag, thanks. It's that opposable thumb thing. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3064 I won't need it until spring. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
3065 It’s just not fresh. Was caught in the supply chain. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3066 No bag, please. Getting my fish here is bad enough. For that I’d get kicked off the ice floe! 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3067 Paper works 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3068 I know that it couldn't be fresher because I caught it this morning myself. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3069 No need to bag it. I'll devour it in the car. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3070 It's a long way to come but I have a coupon. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3071 It's so much easier this way than down by the raging river. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3072 Could you hide it under the salad? My girlfriend thinks I've gone vegan. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
3073 Is that extra fresh?I did not have time to go by the river. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
3074 This doesn't really taste like chicken, does it?" Carl Yaffe, Rockville, Marylan 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
3075 The inflation is unbearable! 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
3076 I hope this was wild caught salmon 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
3077 Please take your thumb off the scale and weigh it again. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3078 You're doing a stinky job. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3079 I'll eat it and you here. 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
3080 Good fishing here. I'll be back with my cubs. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3081 I prefer seal, but without ice sheets, I’ve become a “Global Warming Grocery” regular. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3082 Wild-caught" fish? I don't think so 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
3083 Make it look 'wild-caught' 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
3084 I usually locally source my fish. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3085 Can you gift-wrap that? I have a big date tonight. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
3086 I ain't no black bear; tell Vlad he can have his fish back 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
3087 Can I returns this? My wife asked for tuna. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
3088 These PRICES are grizzly! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3089 I’ll take the appetizer and entree to go -just jump in the bag with the fish. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
3090 I'm walking. Can I get plastic? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3091 I woke up still sleepy and couldn't find my way upstream." 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
3092 Thanks, but I prefer canned. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3093 I always insist on fresh, wild caught, never frozen. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
3094 As I've gotten older I've grown to loathe wading. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3095 That's a ridiculous price! 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
3096 It's $30 a pound because I only catch the best fish in the most pristine waters and freeze them right away. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3097 Could you put the chips in a separate container, please? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3098 is this fresh or gutted 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3099 Oh I brought that in with me. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3100 Technically, I should be charging you. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3101 You don't have to wrap it up, I'll eat it here. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3102 Google says fish treats violate my Vegan purity? 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3103 Hey, I didn't melt the arctic, but I can change my diet if you don't want to give it to me. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3104 Throw it at me so I can say I caught it myself. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3105 Buying groceries at the North Pole be like... 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
3106 Don’t bother wrapping it, thanks." 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3107 Oh! Don't bother wrapping it. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
3108 Sorry,pal. You've reached your bag limit. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3109 You know what? I probably don’t need a bag. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
3110 $15 a pound! Palio diet is killing me 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
3111 I've never had to shop for arctic char before. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3112 Please send it over right away... I forgot dessert. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3113 Even the price of salmon is inflated now?! 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
3114 Any chance you could wrap it? It’s a birthday present. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3115 You’re sure, it’s not farm raised? 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3116 Could you freeze it I will be hibernating. 1.2118 0.05820 85 72 8 5
3117 No bag. I'll carry it out. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
3118 Thanks, Dad. But don’t forget the apple, the cookie and my chocolate milk. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
3119 I bagged him at the waterfall. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
3120 I want to return it. Work says I can't heat it in the microwave 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
3121 It's not waterproof. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3122 You know what? Skip the bag. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3123 "Please, I hope you have a certificate of freshness, chemical safety, toxicology and ecotoxicology." 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3124 What the...?!? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3125 Is there a price break for up-stream or down-stream ? 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3126 Sorry. I need one that swims up stream. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3127 I prefer hunting in revenue streams. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
3128 If you just toss it in the air like a raging white water river, I’ll bag it myself. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3129 Perfect - just the fish, no chips - skip the bag too… 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3130 Would you remove the price tag? I told the wife that I'd be at the river fishing all day." 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3131 Is this organic? I only eat organic. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3132 Russian? No, no, I'm from Chicago. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3133 Net-free, wild or farm-raised? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3134 I'm Frank the Swank 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3135 I know having a receipt makes for quicker returns but it was a gift salmon. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3136 You're lucky I'm in the mood for fish tonight. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3137 can you put a napkin in with that? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3138 I don't need a receipt. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3139 Don’t bother with a bag, I want my wife to think I caught it myself. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
3140 Just the bear minimum for me today, honey. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3141 No free-range? I guess I can bear it. 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
3142 Could you toss it up in the air for me? 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3143 No need—I'll eat it right now. 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
3144 My in-laws are grizzlies. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
3145 You're sure it's gluten-free, right? 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3146 I found your honey aisle very offensive. 1.2105 0.06574 76 66 4 6
3147 I heard you broke up with Ella, John. See, there is plenty of fish in the sea dude! 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3148 Could you pack it in a LOT!!!!! of ice, please. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3149 Too fatty. I can tell it was farm raised, not caught wild. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
3150 I wanted it in a burnt orange. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
3151 Let's not quibble over the word "spawn" -- just hand over the fish. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3152 I prefer wild salmon but hate the water 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3153 Thanks for helping me out back there. I was about to go Goblin Mode. I was just gonna start freaking out if someone didn’t explain why the fish were already dead. I understand now. It’s a store. I’m still getting used to this. You’re so kind. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3154 Yeah, no, I'll just take it like that, haha — no, seriously, man. I'm not kidding. I don't want a bag for it. Like, really. I'm a bear. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3155 Some days it is just a bear to get dinner on the table. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3156 Isn't there any gift receipt? 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
3157 No bag needed, thanks, I’m just gonna eat it in the car on the way home 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3158 Just the "bear" necessities. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3159 Mice were out of stock, so I found you a fish. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3160 Could you possibly just toss it towards me? 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
3161 It looks like salmon, it smells like salmon but I am sure you taste better than salmon. 1.2105 0.05578 95 81 8 6
3162 Wanna swap? I have a sudden craving for peanut butter and jelly. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3163 You don’t need to bag it. I’ll eat it here. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
3164 Too catchy? 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
3165 Extra napkins, please. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
3166 Fresh from my 3-D printer. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3167 I have new dentures. Can you filet it? 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
3168 Are you gonna eat that,because... 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3169 I would like to exchange it for a different color. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3170 i tried but I couldn’t get it onlin 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3171 Give me the senior discount or I'll maul you. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3172 You wouldn't have 5 trillion tons of ice to go with that, would you? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3173 You know, we tried the whole 'vegan' thing and it just wouldn't catch. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
3174 Just to make sure: it's coming up as 'wild caught', right? 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
3175 Can I get them without the head? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3176 Oh - instead of bagging it,can you just throw it to me? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
3177 Don't judge me; it's impossible to get fish smell out of a reusable shopping bag. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
3178 All Russian Bears are celebrating our Dear Leader winning the Nobel Peace Prize for suicide.” 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
3179 Fresh caught or farm raised ? I don’t need a bag 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
3180 Do you deliver to icebergs? 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
3181 Sure, it was hard work and all, but really it was when all the camera-toting tourists showed up at the waterfall. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
3182 ...filleted in breadcrumbs, please. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
3183 It's Fresh 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
3184 Great, I can't bear plastic. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
3185 No ketchup, no vinegar, I'm not from this side of the pond nor that. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
3186 Oh, thanks, but I don’t need a bag, I’m gonna eat it as soon as I get in the car. 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
3187 Put it on my tab 1.2090 0.06904 67 58 4 5
3188 I'm getting too long in the tooth for babbling brooks. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3189 Do you have a fresher one? I told her I spent the day fishing. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3190 Thanks, but I only eat seals. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
3191 Mind double bagging? I always seem to rip. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3192 is it a catch and release trout? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3193 No, it's not too often we get a salmon coming in to buy fresh bear. In fact, I don't even have a sack your size. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3194 Am I allowed to eat this for lent? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3195 Could you descale it for me, please 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
3196 My only hope is that my wife doesn't find out that it is not wild-caught. 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
3197 The reason for my return is the unbearable odor. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
3198 Can I get fries with that? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3199 No need to wrap that. I’ll eat it here. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3200 Do you mind if I pay in fur? 1.2083 0.06542 72 62 5 5
3201 And could you super size the blizzard? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3202 Is that fish free range? 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3203 Not you sir,only the fish! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3204 Not Wild Caught? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3205 But I ordered fish on a stick. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3206 I think that will cover it. Now about those bicycle lessons… 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3207 Could ya add a ton of ice? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3208 Where’s the Chips ? 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3209 No need for the bag, I'll just put it in my stomach. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3210 I would loke to return it. This one came down stream. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3211 Give a man a fish... teach a man to fish... so passe' 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3212 These inflation prices are unbearable. 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
3213 Please tell your fishmonger that there wasn't much of a selection today. Some of the fish were smelly and their eyes were cloudy, just saying... 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3214 That's for the six month wake up call. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3215 Is it possible to get these pizza-flavored? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3216 Could I get some ice with it? 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
3217 Are you sure that salmon is from a sustainable fishery? 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
3218 I prefer it farmed. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3219 You might want to put on some plastic gloves. The smell of fish tends to cling to bear hands. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3220 How does a polar bear catch fish? With his bear hands. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3221 Do you have a simple fish porridge recipe? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3222 I REALLY DON'T NEED A BAG. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3223 Can you put that on ice? 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
3224 No need to bag it. I'll eat it here. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3225 I'm pregnant and I need a snack on these really long flights. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3226 How many gallons of gas can I get for this? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3227 Actually, could you just throw it up in the air? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3228 I checked the frozen section for backpacker but this is the best I could do. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3229 I'm returning it for a fresh one. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3230 No, that's fine, it can just go in with the blueberries. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3231 The thing I find amusing is I live on a farm! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3232 What wine would you recommend with that? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3233 You put your thumb on the scales, didn't you? 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3234 Got frustrated at the falls. Thank God for the state park gift shop! 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3235 Does it know any Otis Redding? 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3236 Do you have this in red? 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
3237 Do you take climate change stamps? 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3238 Is that keto friendly? 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3239 Could you just, like, toss it sideways, and I'll catch it in my jaws? 1.2073 0.05945 82 70 7 5
3240 Reminds me too much of my x: Salmon Ella. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3241 Can I eat it in your freezer? 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3242 I forgot to bring a plastic bag. My home is full of them. 1.2073 0.05945 82 70 7 5
3243 I don’t need a “To Go” bag. I’ll eat it here. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3244 Sure, I’m an environmentalist— but it’s an urbanite, jaded environmentalism that knows it’s hopeless. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
3245 The nightmare was nearly over. David scanned and bagged the final item. He couldn't take anymore of this non-stop gossip. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
3246 You’re charging me for the BAG !? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3247 I'd like to pick it up at the store upstream. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3248 Mustard, mayo, hold the fish. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3249 I'm going to tear this apart, raw, with my teeth. Do you know where I might find the paper towels? 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3250 forget about the bag, put it in my mouth 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3251 Did you apply the coupon? 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3252 It's practically impossible for me to find fresh salmon anymore! 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
3253 No, I don’t have a gift receipt 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
3254 I remember when this used to be an ice sheet. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3255 Please don't forget the hot sauce, spork and napkin this time. It's our anniversary! 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3256 Fine! I'll take it for my birthday then. Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3257 Instead of the bag could you just throw it towards my mouth 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3258 You can dump the ice. I’m sending it to Putin. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3259 That’s a herring! It’s ‘S-A-L-M-O-N’! 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
3260 Farm raised or fresh caught? 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3261 It just seemed so much more sporting when we would wade in the river and catch them ourselves. Did you throw in the fresh basil? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3262 No need to wrap it up, I’ll bat it around here. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3263 My doctor tell me that eating fish may prevent Alzheimer's in me...and the fish. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3264 ...and next thing I know she's telling me, 'Mom, I'm vegan!' 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
3265 Could you give me your least crinkly bag? I am planning to sneak it into the new Marvel movie as a quick snack. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3266 So Gold Club Members get a free lunch with every stay! 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
3267 Better the fish than you! 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
3268 Bite, shake, growl. Repeat. Got it. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
3269 I’ve heard that farmed fish are actually the greener choice. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3270 Wait, can I have the head removed?" 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
3271 Here's the deal. I can eat you or it. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3272 Is it “Farmed” or Wild Caught? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3273 And could you pack it in ice? I don’t want to get salmonella. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3274 Excuse me, but do you ship downstream? 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3275 Do you have a slicer? 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
3276 No, no reason. I'm returning it just for the hal-a-bit. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3277 Supply Chain Issues Impact Us All! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3278 Really, the Ruble is only worth a penny! 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3279 Someone gave this to me as a gift, but I'd actually prefer something in salmon. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3280 Not if it's smoked, thanks. I've seen too many fires and don't like the taste. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3281 I said I wanted a #3 pound with a Diet Coke. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3282 Yes, I piked the punch. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3283 We’re trying a pescatarian diet. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3284 Don’t bother bagging it, I’m just going to eat it in the car on the way home. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3285 Inflation really put a dent in my purchasing power. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3286 It’s a gift for someone special. Can you wrap it to look like it’s from a garbage bin? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3287 It didn't feel Wild Caught to me 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3288 Paper or ingested plastic? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3289 Just throw me a slider. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3290 In my day we just wrapped it up in the daily news, tucked it under our arm and went on our way. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3291 I ate the butcher 10 minutes ago….just not that hungry anymore. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3292 What? You are changing me for the bag? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3293 You take fishcoin, right? 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3294 It's just so hard to find anything local nowadays. 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
3295 Plastic. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3296 The only address I have is “Upstream” 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
3297 No, I ordered the vegan option on ice. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
3298 Why not? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3299 I don’t care about speed — what’s the absolute cheapest way to send this fish? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3300 I only eat wild-caught. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
3301 Do you guys do a military discount? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3302 Do you have a handle bag? I have to ride my bike home and you don’t deliver in my neck of the woods. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3303 But is it a non-fungible trout? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3304 I ordered it in Merlot. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3305 Is there a 'I swatted this out of the air' discount? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3306 I'd like to have that filleted please. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3307 This concludes my salmon run for the season. 1.2048 0.05878 83 71 7 5
3308 No, that is farmed. Believe me, I know. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3309 Did you say it likes to be fried at room temperature? 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
3310 I don’t think you understand what ‘fresh’ means. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3311 Do you deliver to cave? 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3312 Did you just ask if I needed ice? 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
3313 Did you use fresh water ice or organic sea water ice? 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3314 Eat it? Oh, no, sir. I run the whack-a-mole game booth at the Alaska State Fair. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
3315 I'm sorry, but are you absolutely sure it's wild caught? 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3316 I cut out red meat but I can't seem to lose this tummy. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3317 Farm raised just doesn't do anything for me. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3318 I couldn't find the bar code. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3319 Is it fresh caught? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3320 Next time I’ll try shopping online. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3321 Do you take Dogecoin? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3322 Leap…it won’t leap. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3323 OF COURSE I'd prefer wild-caught, but you're all out, and I've got to put on another 200 pounds before bedtime. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3324 Neither paper nor plastic, but a large napkin would be nice. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3325 I found this dead fish floating in the tank. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
3326 It's just that I've noticed you had a problem with the mouse. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
3327 Don't bother bagging it—I'll eat it here. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
3328 No teeth marks, right? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
3329 A guy named Guido just said to deliver it 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
3330 With the Arctic ice melting I have had to find alternative food sources. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
3331 My asthma's been acting up, so I need to return it. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
3332 No bag. Just toss it into my mouth. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
3333 What's the size limit for carry-ons? 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
3334 That’s not a fish farmed trout, correct? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3335 Can you hold for me. Wall Street just called and I have to go. 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
3336 What with the kids home all the time now, I just don't have time to catch a proper meal. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3337 is it wild harvest caught? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3338 No I don't want to give to hungry children, I just want my fish. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
3339 Wild caught? Really? Tell it to some other bear. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3340 Do you know where I can buy an aquarium? 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
3341 I actually wont be needing a bag for that 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3342 Before climate change I actually used to catch salmon in a river with my mouth. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3343 It's a bit laborious, yes, but I like the personal encounter! 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
3344 I was thinking of Riesling, what will it take to disabuse me of the notion? 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3345 Will you double bag it? I'm on my way to hibernate. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3346 Teach a bear to fish,and 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3347 I don't know what to give up for Lent! 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3348 That's mine! 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3349 I'm returning this one. It failed the smell test.” 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3350 I thought you asked for my cod. 1.2029 0.06715 69 60 4 5
3351 It stinks, so I'm returning it!! 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3352 I don’t need a bag. We’ve got plenty in the river already. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3353 Is that farm raised or wild caught? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3354 Wrap it for flying! 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3355 Can you throw in a pint of your house honey miso? 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3356 A good fish is hard to find, am I right? 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3357 Psst...Please don't put me in that bag! 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3358 'Teach a man to fish,' they said. Aargh! 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3359 I believe that's my Uber Eats order. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3360 It's my snack for the trip. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3361 I said, "GIVE ME THE GODDAM FISH!" 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3362 I gave up mauling tourists for lent. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3363 Please don't tell my wife. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3364 My parents never taught me how to fish 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3365 I found one cheaper online. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3366 Thanks, but I brought my own bag. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3367 Is this stream to table? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3368 This curly blond bish been all up in my house eatin' my porridge, bro. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3369 Paper or plastic? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3370 It's too small." 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3371 Its an "endangered species"? So are you bub! 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
3372 Well, I didn't catch it myself, but it's organic. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3373 I'm returning this under your 30 day no fault returns policy. It doesn't smell quite right to me. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
3374 No,I don’t know any Luca Brasi? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
3375 I don't need a bag, thanks, I'm gonna eat that baby right now. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3376 You call it, heads or tails? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3377 Is this a free range salmon? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3378 Is this a black bear friendly establishment? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3379 No bag - I'll just feed on it here. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3380 You can skip the bag. Just toss it up so I can catch it. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
3381 I'll take it, but I still don't understand why you don't offer curbside pickup. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3382 Can you wrap this as a gift? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3383 Why the small bag? Something is fishy. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
3384 I'm BF, or 'beyond-fishing,' besides I just went to the hairdresser ... 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
3385 You’re sure this is wild caught? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3386 Can you de-bone and filet this for me please? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
3387 Please, I need to provide my kids. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
3388 Could you please debone it please. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3389 Toss in a few bear claws! 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
3390 No need for a bag, it's a pre-dinner snack. My doctor says the fish oil is heart healthy. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3391 Could you include a gift receipt? 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
3392 Do you have anything a little less speckled? 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3393 No bag. Please toss it so I can catch it with my mouth. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3394 Phishing for data? 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
3395 That's okay, I'll eat it here. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
3396 Hows its mercury level? 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3397 I’d like to return this, there’s salmon wrong with it. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
3398 I don't need a bag. I'm going to eat it now. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3399 I want Ursula to think I was working. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3400 Are these fresh caught? 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
3401 When I tell them I caught it, they'll say, "Grandma, WOW!" 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3402 When are you guys restocking on honey? 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
3403 I'm only here because of climate change. What's your excuse? 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3404 But I insist that this fish is actually a bear and has always belonged to me. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
3405 I'll need a freezer bag for my hibernating period. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
3406 Don't bother wrapping it, I'll eat you here. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
3407 It stinks 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
3408 Yikes, that's expensive, I should go back fishing myself. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
3409 Bitecoin? 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
3410 The salmon been really popular lately. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
3411 I'm on the pescatarian diet right now. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
3412 This Paleo diet is really getting to me! 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
3413 Appreciate it, but save the bag for the next guy. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3414 I found everything I was looking for, but I feel like your honey is kind of judgmental. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3415 I used to belong to the Fish of the Month Club. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3416 Salt and vinegar? 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
3417 Skip the bag. I'll devour it here. 1.2021 0.04164 94 75 19 0
3418 Uh, do you have any that are AFTER the “Best by” date…? 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3419 Ever since global warming, I can only find farm fed Salmon! 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
3420 I hope my guests don't notice the fish are store-bought. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
3421 Can I have it gift wrapped please? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3422 ..and could you throw in a little whale meat, sliced thin. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3423 Do I have to pay 5 cents for the bag? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3424 You wouldn't happen to have any ice would you? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3425 Is it from an organic fishpond? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3426 Save the bag. I'll eat it here. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3427 Is it wild-caught? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3428 Could you gift wrap that, please? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3429 As a magical talking bear going to my first day of preschool, it is a very good idea to feed me well. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3430 Should I paw it? 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
3431 I'm fresh out of cash. Do you accept bear claws? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3432 No bag, I'm gonna eat it in the car. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3433 I would have bought some honey too, but I'm waiting for prices to go down. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3434 It put me in a fishy situation 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3435 It didn't taste fishy enough. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
3436 Seems I caught the one missing a price tag. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3437 I'm sorry sir, spawning salmon are a dollar more per pound. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3438 you can place the fish and the iceberg in the same bag 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3439 Do you have a photo booth? I wanna get a picture of me pretending to snatch this little guy out of the river rapids. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3440 Oh, not much. I usually just swallow it whole. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3441 I don’t mind paying extra for wild caught 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3442 I prefer mine with water! 1.2000 0.05749 85 73 7 5
3443 I would prefer if you didn’t touch it with your bare hands. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
3444 I prefer farm-raised over wild caught. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3445 Wild or farmed? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3446 No bag please, just throw it at me. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3447 Up stream or down stream? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3448 I need one that can jump higher. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3449 I’m sure I ordered Bear Grylls and not Bear and Gills :( 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3450 Is that fresh-caught or farmed? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3451 Are you sure it's wild, not farmed? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3452 Oh,you’re buying them now? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3453 Paper, please. The plastic is piling up at home... 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3454 This salmon was clearly raised in a tank, while I asked for wild-caught. Can I speak to your manager? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3455 Are you sure this is line-caught? 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
3456 I'm a Polar bear,,, Grizzlies eat Salmon!,,,, just kidding,, fish wrap it. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
3457 No one ever taught me how to fish. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3458 He looks nice, but is he Keto friendly? 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3459 Sorry to say, we only accept salmon coin as payment, not actual salmons 1.2000 0.04126 95 76 19 0
3460 4.75$ ?! My grandfather had it easier .. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3461 My husband says I should fish with my bear hands, but that is so last century. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3462 If I eat it in the restroom will I make the flight? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3463 I'm pretty sure I can tell the difference between farm-raised and wild-caught. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3464 Is it ok that I don't have the receipt? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3465 The mercury's been rising 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3466 I don’t need a bag. I’ll take it just like that. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3467 Plastic?! You're killing me! 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3468 I’ll tell you a thing or two about wild-caught salmon! 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3469 Is that salmon wild or farmed? You can't be too careful. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3470 I'll save the 5c bag charge and just carry it out in my mouth. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
3471 Skip the bag. I'll just eat it here. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3472 No bag, please. I prefer to catch them as they are going up-stream. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
3473 After you put the hors d'oeuvre in the bag, I'll be ready for the main course. 1.2000 0.06625 70 61 4 5
3474 Hibernate? And miss out on the gentrification?! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3475 I prefer to catch and release. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3476 I hope you accept Bear-coin. 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
3477 Do you have any two-bite brownies to go with the two-bite fish? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3478 Unfortunately, this is Coho. I ordered Chinook salmon. 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
3479 Next time, grub hub & hold the bag? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3480 Would you like to come for dinner? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3481 Is this wild? I don’t eat farmed fish. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3482 Is it just me, or have prices really gone up overnight? 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3483 Excuse me but can I still get a plastic bag? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3484 Glad you’ve switched to paper bags. That’ll solve the problem. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
3485 You're absolutely sure it's not farmed, right? I have a VIOLENT allergic reaction to farmed salmon. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
3486 The fish are good, but I really shop here for the bags. 1.2000 0.05749 85 73 7 5
3487 My stomach is saying I am fish-full. I need to return this one 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
3488 Is that the same one I bought on your Hibernation-Layaway Plan? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3489 Celeste only eats wild salmon. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3490 No bag, thanks. My wife thinks I'm out hunting 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3491 I ordered wild-caught salmon, not farm-raised. 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
3492 It bearly fits. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3493 It's line caught so does that entitle me to a discount?" 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
3494 can I have it without the bag 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3495 Would you mind throwing it into my mouth? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3496 And how long will it take to defrosrt? 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
3497 Pining for the FJORDS???? 1.1977 0.05687 86 74 7 5
3498 Can you suggest an appropriate mustard? 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
3499 I ordered a tuna fish sandwich. 1.1977 0.05687 86 74 7 5
3500 Go ahead, take a bite. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
3501 Do you take EBearT? 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3502 Could you give me a bottle of honey instead, please? 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3503 We are boycotting the Russian supermarkets. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3504 Now, I'm not fishing for compliments but what do you think of my nails? 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
3505 The last salmon? No more bags of ice? What's next? 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3506 Could you pack it in a flowing stream?" 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3507 No big deal, I’ll nuke it. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3508 I don't need a bag. Could you just toss it at me? 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
3509 Hey, I need that in a freezer bag to get it home! 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
3510 No bag! Don’t you know humans get them stuck on their heads! It’s awful! 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3511 I don’t want one that smells too fishy. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3512 Is there a berry store nearby? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3513 Call it a hunter-gatherer identity crisis. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3514 Slice it thin, please. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3515 It doesn’t have to be “wild caught”, I’m a polar bear so I don’t even eat fish. It’s for a guest. I’m having a seal for dinner. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3516 Farm-raised is just so much easier. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3517 Can you believe it's come to this? 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3518 Does the layaway plan include refrigeration? 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3519 Farm raised you say? And I thought this scene couldn’t get any worse. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3520 Who keeps receipts in this day and age? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3521 The ice and the insulated bag make me homesick. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3522 How much for a dozen ringed seal? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3523 Aren’t you guys supposed to fish for your salmon? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3524 The river's out of sushi-grade. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3525 Hello, I would like to exchange this please. This one smells a little fishy" 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3526 Sorry…this is to stay. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3527 Excuse me, is this fish vegan? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3528 Thanks, I eat it here. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
3529 May I eat it here? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3530 Can you assure me this is wild caught? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3531 Wait a sec... how much without the insurance? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3532 Save a tree--no need for a bag. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3533 I said carpe diem not carp o’ diem 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3534 Oh, no need for that, I have an insulated bag in the car. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
3535 That's HOW much per pound??? Give me just one then. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3536 Could you recommend a white that goes well with halibut? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3537 It’s for my nephew’s bearmitzvah party. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3538 Do you have a nice bottle of mead that would go well with it? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3539 Your plaice or mine? Are you trying to be funny?" 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3540 And what do you have in those dumpsters I saw out back? 1.1972 0.06537 71 62 4 5
3541 Oh, I absolutely painted the floor over near pharmacy. That's probably what all that screaming is about. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3542 Holy Mackerl! For me? But if not, at least Gmail me a pic! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3543 Oh, I don't need a bag...but if you have a napkin, that would be great. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3544 And it better be fresh or I'll be back. Grrrr 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
3545 Over the winter I lost most of my teeth. Fillet it, please. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3546 Well if you are not called John West i ain’t buying. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3547 I think that belongs to me. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3548 How would you feel if I sold you day-old sushi? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3549 That’s okay, I don’t need a bag. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
3550 I prefer farm raised. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3551 Climatic migration my friend 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3552 It’s a damn shame you plugged up my hunting and feeding ground. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
3553 I used to source my fish locally. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3554 Would you mind making shaking it and making splash noises before putting it in the bag? 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
3555 Do you take Abearican Express? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3556 Thanks to Putin the fish avoid me 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3557 Yes! It's farmed from Chile; but at 7.99 a pound, why should I get all cold and wet. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3558 It was humanely caught and killed. They waited until after it spawned. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3559 Paper or plastic? I'm eating it now. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3560 Don't forget to make its tail flap out. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3561 No one told me that becoming civilized would make me vulnerable to inflation 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3562 I know I’m a Russian bear. I ordered a six pack last week — but these new sanctions are just intolerable. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3563 I’d like to ship that overnite to NYC 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3564 Can I get a gift receipt? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3565 I hadn’t noticed this was organic salmon. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3566 That's not the farm-raised stuff, right? 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
3567 No need for a bag. My Luddite husband still thinks I go to the river. Yeah, and I rob bee hives, too. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
3568 You won’t take it? But the sign said “Catch Today” 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
3569 It's a southern diet I picked up from grizzly bears. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
3570 They say, 'If you give a man a fish...' well, I'm just trying to fatten you up. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
3571 Now that you have touched it with your bare hands, could you wash it before you put it in the bag? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
3572 No paper, no plastic. I'll just eat it here, if you don't mind. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
3573 He’ll wear a mask, I promised him a window seat Linda Belle Alfred, NY 1.1961 0.05221 102 88 8 6
3574 “I’m hoping a support fish will help me cope with stress.” 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
3575 Excuse me, would you please exchange it for a larger size? 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
3576 I would prefer it packed in ice. 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
3577 Your salmon or your life 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
3578 Do you have a good pinot to go with that? 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
3579 Just between you and me, this was “wild caught.” 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
3580 It's paw-caught, right? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3581 I am farm-raised too, you see. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
3582 No. Pooh says, "You're just in time for a little mackerel of something." I'm sure of it. 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
3583 You're very generous, for a piker. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3584 Sir, we have packaged fish for sale in the seafood aisle. I have to ask you to stop taking koi out of our pond. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
3585 What's the most you ever lost on a fish toss? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3586 The fish doesn’t smell ,I think it’s your socks. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3587 Instead of the bag, could you toss it to me? Let me catch it in my mouth? Just so I can feel like a real bear again? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3588 Every day I'm like, vegan or paleo, vegan or paleo? You know?" 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3589 Maybe you could give me a suggestion as to how I should prepare it. 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
3590 It costs more due to supply chain issues upstream. 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
3591 Wait, what? The fish is trying to buy me? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3592 Is there an extra charge to gift wrap? 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3593 Ten cents per bag? Nevermind I'll just eat it here. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3594 I'm going Vegan. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3595 No! YOU eat it!! 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3596 I ordered four to go! 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3597 With the war and everything, even seaspiracy will not make me feel bad about this purchase. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3598 Every damn Father’s Day. What I wouldn’t give for a tie!” 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3599 But the coupon says it's valid on all staples. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3600 Hell yes, it's fresh-caught! 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3601 She is a Pisces and I am a Pisces we are completely compatible. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3602 Can you gift wrap that please? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3603 Don't bother bagging it, and could you make believe you're a seal? 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
3604 This beats hunting in the heat. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3605 Teach a man to fish... 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3606 I heard that you finally accept apple payment now, right? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3607 Forgot our anniversary, again! 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3608 Don't bag it. I'll eat it on my way out. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3609 Will it stay fresh in open water? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3610 A bear on a man diet. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3611 I usually try to shop local but this is just so convenient. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3612 I assume that's pre-spawn. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3613 I hate when they stare. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3614 I'm trying to quit, but I love cracking one open after work. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3615 Yes, freeze=dried to Bear Mountain, NY! 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3616 Do you think that will be enough for four? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3617 My hubby's going vegan. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3618 I prefer a good corned beef on rye, but my doc says I need the omega 3s. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3619 When I got this job and they told me we are working in a bear market, this wasn’t what I pictured. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3620 Plan brown paper bag please. I don't want the neighbors to know I bought it. 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3621 Never mind the bag -- I'll eat it here. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3622 Free Continental Breakfast 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3623 Do you know if that’s fresh caught? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3624 Seriously, $86 for one tired Chinook salmon; are those shiny scales actually diamond encusted truffles? 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
3625 What do you mean I gotta pay 50 cents extra for a double bag? I don't want to come home with my house smelling like your wife's hooty hoo. BELIEVE ME I know what it smells like. Don't MAKE me SWIPE more than my card." "Is a Pic-a-nic basket better? 1.1944 0.06452 72 63 4 5
3626 Now, you're positive it's wild caught? 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
3627 Make it a Double Double 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3628 I'd just prefer a credit 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3629 Just not in shape to catch them myself after all that hibernation. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3630 Don’t bag it. I’m trying to reduce my environmental impact. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3631 Please seal the deal. 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3632 I only like farm raised…weird, huh? 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
3633 But is it fresh? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3634 PayPal? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3635 Oh you know what? I just realized I forgot honey. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3636 I tried to order it on-line but suffer from Fat Paw syndrome. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3637 You call this "fresh". I can tell it has refrozen twice. I want a refund! 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3638 I'm so glad I switched from plastic to paper. It really eases my conscience." 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3639 You don't get it! I don't want to buy the fish. I want to sell it. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3640 It’s for a BYO pre-hibernation rave. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3641 Can you put some teeth marks on it? I need to keep the illusion alive. For the kids. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3642 First time trying delivery. Should have clarified that I wanted it cooked or grilled. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3643 We're trying out for the Monty Python revival. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
3644 Hang on. For the sake of appearances, I need to mouth it first. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
3645 It's just the bare necessities Sir. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3646 We just moved down here due to climate change. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3647 Do you have a cub card with us? 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3648 And you say these are ‘wild caught,’ correct? 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
3649 The ‘non-resident’ fishing license is just too cost prohibitive 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3650 I’m going to have it now as an appetizer.” 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3651 Jeez the price of salmon has really gone up the river! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3652 I want a lifetime subscription. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3653 I used to get these from a river, but Costco ones are so much better tasting. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3654 Has it been responsibly raised? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
3655 Is that farmed or wild? I’m not a fan of the wild. It has an unfamiliar taste. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3656 Quick! Wrap it up, but make it look like I caught it. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
3657 My firm just ditched the "eat-what-you-kill" model. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
3658 I'm not tipping you. You are not my regular delivery guy and this meal kit looks a bit fishy. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
3659 Mercury, shmurckury. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3660 With all the city regulations, I can't fish off season. So if I'm still hungry, you'll be my backup meal. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3661 I'm told to expect postpartum cravings… 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3662 Returns please. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3663 Good thing the store removed my favorite food from the protected species list, but the price has soared! 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3664 Can't you see? That fish is too large for that bag. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3665 I see now why the heck I couldn't find my food by myself 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3666 Do you have any extra honey sauce with that salmon. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3667 It's a little pricey but only wild caught for me. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3668 Thank you so much. All that spawning turns my stomach. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3669 Now about that parking ticket... 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
3670 'Could I actually get that in plastic? I have to walk home.' 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3671 It's the last one, isn't that a coincidence. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3672 Salmon in organic quality has always been my favorite food 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3673 I'm strictly paleo today. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3674 I only asked you if this was wild caught. Where I choose to powder my nose is none of your concern. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3675 ... and that's when I realized, "You've got to delegate." 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3676 It's best served ice cold with spring water, rock salt and a little patience. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3677 Just wanted to make sure that this salmon was caught in-mouth, leaping upwards through a waterfall. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3678 Was it line caught or farm raised? 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3679 Can you throw in a couple of baby seals or is that still a thing? 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3680 Can I pay with a Grroupon? 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3681 So long! And thanks for all the fish. And chips. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3682 I'd like a rubber ducky instead. 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
3683 ... Now as for the Northern Bluefin - delicious, but at those prices?... 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3684 Could you wrap it in foil please? 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
3685 Do you give a discount to refugees? 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3686 No bag necessary; this fish was my first catch from my new upstreaming service. It's dam good. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3687 My wife thinks I'm fishing down by the river, but this is much easier. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3688 I'm going to need a second bag. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3689 Oh just hand it to me, I'll eat it on the way home. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3690 No need to bag it. I’ll just carry it out between my teeth. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3691 You might want to get a mop to aisle 6. Some of the other customers got a little too close while I was getting it. 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
3692 I wasn’t always gutless, you know. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
3693 How dare you assume I know how to catch my own because of my looks? Let me speak with your manager. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3694 My wife wanted to get them wholesale 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3695 It's a learning tool. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
3696 That fish had a bite in it when I found it. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3697 Oh, um I don't need a bag, this is To-Go. 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
3698 It's hard to find fresh fish in the city 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3699 I'm sorry, I cannot give you a discount because its already dead. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3700 I'll skip the bag and eat it right now. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3701 By the way, my new cookbook, “Polar Bear Recipes from the Hudson on the Upper West Side”,comes out next week 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3702 I distinctly asked for Coho Salmon, and this is Atlantic. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3703 Can you make this fish feed 5,000 of my closest friends? 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
3704 You call that fresh? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3705 It was a gift, but I’m vegan, so I’d like a refund. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3706 I'd like to send this to my mother. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3707 Skip the bag, I'll just carry it my mouth. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3708 I’m returning it. It does not meet my freshness standard. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3709 Paper please, I hate plastic bags. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
3710 You don't need to bag it-- I'll eat it on the drive home. 1.1915 0.04080 94 76 18 0
3711 No, I don't want to hear about upstream cash flow opportunities. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3712 Don't waste the bag. I'll eat it here. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3713 It's almost hibernation season, do you have a layaway plan? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3714 Well, you know, since the river dried up I've had to buy frozen. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3715 Do you have it in any larger sizes? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3716 Ah yes, Norwegian salmon is the closest one can get these days. Reminds me of home. 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
3717 The supply chain problems have gotten pretty bad. This was the last one on the shelf. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3718 I just love that Whole Foods opened a store on my ice floe. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3719 Are you sure that this isn't an endangered species? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3720 This is wild caught salmon, right? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3721 I saw "Amazon Fresh" and thought, perfect. Wasn't expecting this. But, you know, it's kinda nice. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3722 I hate to admit it but veganism just isn't sustainable for me. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3723 Please don't tell anyone I needed to buy a fish 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3724 They say ‘teach a bear to fish and you can feed him for a lifetime’, but I still think it’s easier if the fish is caught for you. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
3725 Honest, it's just for catch and release. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3726 You can leave that one out, that is my drive-home snack. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3727 I know it’s fresh, but has it been ethically sourced? 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3728 Sorry sir, your account is frozen. 1.1910 0.05507 89 77 7 5
3729 Will your sanctions affect the flow of salmon into Siberia's rivers? 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3730 After the luxury of hibernating all winter, I can’t be bothered to catch my own salmon 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3731 She wanted a bigger one. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3732 Instead of bagging it, could you toss it in my mouth like it was jumping out of a river? 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3733 A jar of honey, too, please. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
3734 Another joke about me shitting in the woods and I will rip your guts out, make Bolognese out of your organs and eat the whole rotten heap from a big bowl. It's called dead stupid motherfucker spaghetti, and it's my speciality. 1.1905 0.05738 84 73 6 5
3735 I’d love for you to pack it in ice, but there isn’t any. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3736 The cost of the salmon is unbearable,but I am very hungry! 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3737 How many calories, Sir? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3738 Our return policy is 30 days or the complete and utter destruction of your habitat, whichever comes first. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
3739 I'll take it, can't go home empty pawed. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3740 How long do I have to deposit this before it becomes two fishes. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3741 In the old days they'd wrap it in newspaper. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3742 Did you really just ask that? ....paper. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3743 Don’t tell my wife that I didn’t wade deep into the river for this beauty. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3744 « No, not farmed. Caught it myself this morning « 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3745 I prefer streaming them. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3746 Bag the appetizer loosely…But promise me a nice seal for the main course. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
3747 Five loaves and two fishes, please. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3748 Some of the live fish bite back." 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
3749 Can you believe these prices? 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
3750 Do you have farm-raised salmon that are cage free? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3751 You don't take rubles 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3752 To impress my girlfriend, I need to be able to say it’s WILD CAUGHT. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3753 This seems so wrong... am I in the right place? 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
3754 Will anyone know I didn’t car he t myself? 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3755 I can't wait for Lent to be over, so I can eat seal again on Fridays. 1.1899 0.05996 79 69 5 5
3756 If I didn't catch it, this isn't what I call 'fresh.' 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3757 When the permafrost melted, I struck oil. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3758 I did used to do my own fishing. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3759 No bag please. Terrible for the environment. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3760 Are you sure this salmon is certified organic? 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3761 My daughter's gone vegan. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3762 Are you sure this is a sustainable catch? 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3763 Can you just toss it toward me? 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
3764 Leave the head and clean the rest please. I have kids to teach at home. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3765 Alright - would you like to round up your purchase today to support and protect our local salmon habitat's? 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3766 Who's been catching my fish? 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3767 I know it's wrong but I'm just over the whole stream thing. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3768 I'm going to need a much bigger bag than that for you. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3769 Don’t worry. Be happy. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3770 Would you suggest a white or a red with this? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3771 Is this what you call a fresh salmon? Sure looks like a bait and switch to me. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3772 What will you give me for it…?”….“It is very fresh…like “very,very… 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
3773 You can bag it if you want, but I'm eating both of you. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
3774 'Think they'll believe I caught him swimming upstream "? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3775 Yes, I’ll take a bag for 5 cents. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3776 One handed? Impressive. Tell me about your fisheries standard. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
3777 I hate standing in a river grabbing for them. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3778 So, you're saying the paper bag is better for me? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3779 I know it's farm raised, but it's wild bought 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3780 I don't need a bag. I'll eat it in the car. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
3781 It’s a Therapy Animal, I have a prescription! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3782 You bettcha. No farm grown. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3783 You're sure that it's antibiotic free 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3784 I’ll take it on ice, please, if there is any. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3785 One salmon please. I miss my home. I hope it's Alaskan. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3786 No bag, please; I'll eat it on the run. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3787 It’s for a farm-to-table dinner party. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3788 It will be unbearable son, if you don’t hand over that fish. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3789 I've weighed the "caught versus raised" pros and cons, but still lean towards convenience. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
3790 Does that have a “wild Alaskan” certificate? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3791 Oh, could you actually bag that separately? 1.1889 0.04149 90 73 17 0
3792 Can you throw in a few napkins? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3793 Apportez ou mangez toute suite? 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
3794 I'd like to return this wedding gift. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3795 Here you are. One salmon mocha grande. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3796 Just throw it in the nearest stream, please. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3797 ‘No, I won’t need a bag, it’s just a healthy snack.” 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3798 Could you please remove the head, tail, and fillet it for me? You did say caught today! 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3799 Can you just rip off the head, please? I want to impress my date tonight! 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3800 What do you mean no returns? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3801 Hey, that’s price gouging. Got any mud bugs instead? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3802 And what’s your price per pound? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3803 I'll eat it here. Just lean over the counter a wee bit more and hand it to me. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3804 Paper, please. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3805 . . . I 'd like a few more trout, some lemon vinaigrette, a jar of capers and . . . at least five boxes of Goobers . . . 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3806 You want to say that again to my face! 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
3807 I was visiting Niagara Falls and it jumped into my mouth. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3808 YOU THINK YOU COULD UNSTUFF THAT? I'VE GOT THE MUNCHIES... 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3809 " Is this fish wild caught or farm raised ?" 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3810 Wild-caught and human caught ARE. NOT. THE. SAME. THING! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3811 I had a pet Goldfish once name Gaylord. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3812 Is there a charge if I caught it myself? 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
3813 D’you sell ice? We’re running low. 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
3814 Is there an outdoor dining area nearby? And forget the bag. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3815 I know I’m supposed to go back into the office, but it’s just so convenient working from home. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3816 Thanks anyway, I brought my own bag! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3817 i'm trying to eat healthier 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3818 No need to bag it, I'll eat it right here. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3819 Do take returns? This one just swims downstream. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3820 No need to put it in a bag. I'm having it alfresco. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3821 Keep the change. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3822 I usually eat out and thought this would be a nice change. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3823 I'm thinking about switching to vegan. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3824 I never could get into the whole thing of getting soaked in freezing water and all those sharp rocks under my feet. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3825 Are you sure you’re all out of seal? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3826 So in this scenario I’m supposed to pay cash for this and not just rip your face off 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3827 This one smells a bit fishy for my taste. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3828 This just feeds me for a day. Could you teach me how to fish? 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
3829 I have no cash. Do you accept grubs? 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3830 My days of catching salmon in frigid mountain streams is so over. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3831 Before you bag it would you mind if we run over to the produce section? I would love it if you could spray it with the vegetable mister and make it swim up the aisle. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
3832 My weekly meal box was short on protein this week 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
3833 Can you double bag it? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3834 Are you sure it’s organic? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3835 I couldn't bear to eat it. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3836 Returning because I already have a haddock... 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3837 I tried a plant based diet, but it just wasn't working for me… 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3838 I can’t find the bar code. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3839 The proportions of this transaction look kinda fishy. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3840 I must have this fish. It was bearly swimming downstream when all others were going up. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3841 You know these are 2 for 1? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3842 Wow. Pisces are going up! 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
3843 It's wild, not farmed. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
3844 Is this farmed or wild? My kids like their sashimi organic. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3845 Nothing wrong with it, just not my taste. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3846 Please don't tell Ben. He thinks I stand in the stream grabbing these things. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3847 Is this certified upstream? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3848 I'm sorry sir- no refunds without a receipt. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3849 Don't bother to fillet it, I'll do it on my way out. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
3850 'Does this parcel contain anything liquid, fragile, perishable, or potentially hazardous?' Isn't it obvious?" 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
3851 Could you actually please hold this for me until after hibernation? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
3852 I came in here last week and you people made me leave for not wearing a mask. This week you’re all not wearing masks. You think the plandemic just ended in a week. I bet you took the jab too. Hey! look at me when I’m bear-ating you. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
3853 Your total is 7lb rubles. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3854 I was thinking of a light cream sauce, any suggestion on how best to prepare this? Or should I just rip it to shreds 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
3855 How much a pound? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3856 No need to bag it just throw it to me! 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
3857 No need to bag it, thanks. I'll rend its flesh into tasty morsels on my way out. Have a great day! 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3858 How much to ship before it rots? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3859 Was it previously frozen? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3860 Can you send some more to my place up north? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3861 I’m going to need to see your license. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3862 You See Little Man If There Was Anything You Could Come Up With That Was Actually And Truly FUNNY About This Scene Here The "Talented" New Yorker Reviewers Couldn't Even Understand It...Let Alone Print It ! 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3863 OK, Chum 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3864 Do you share? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3865 I asked for Salmon and I was given Tuna. This service is disgusting and I will be reporting you. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3866 Do you think I could get "Grrrr" written on it ? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3867 Actually, no bag. I’ll just shove it down my throat right now. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3868 Be sure this is is well packed with dry Ice- its for Mothers Day!! " J K Fuller. Genoa, N 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3869 Cash or plastic?! Plastic is the reason I'm here! 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3870 They don’t serve fresh trout at DEN anymore. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3871 I Don't Carry Bags.. I Carry Fish 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3872 Add fries and large iced tea,please. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
3873 Are you sure it's wild salmon? I can't stomach farm-raised. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3874 I really do like blue fish. I do. But I specifically asked for sushi. SALMON sushi!” 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3875 I don't need a bag. Just throw it in my mouth. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3876 This means Goldilocks sleeps with the fishes. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3877 I don't need the bag. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3878 Sir, I didn't need to know know this smells like your wife... 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3879 No need for ice. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3880 Meow? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3881 Farmed? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3882 I’d gladly pay you Tuesday for a haddock today! 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3883 store credit only, and you missed a belt loop 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
3884 Well, I can't find them in the arctic anymore, so I though I'd look here 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3885 Be careful, we’re both endangered species. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3886 I resent that stereotype, Tom. I’m vegan. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
3887 Don't tell anyone, Ok? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3888 Is the bag included? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3889 Please put it in some water, so I can catch it to eat. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3890 It says "Wild Caught", but is it "Cruelty Free"? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3891 My foraging days are over due to reduction of iceflows and salmon. When will you be stocking plant based fish? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3892 Now, is that wild caught salmon? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3893 The calorie count?--no. Not that. What matters is barely any mercury is traceable in farm-raised salmon. That's it! 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3894 Oh, the bag's extra? I'll just eat you now. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3895 Can I get extra tartar sauce with that? 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
3896 Do I have any money? Let me put it this way: it's either you or the fish.... 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3897 Keep the bag; I always live hand to mouth. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
3898 You said to pay COD. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
3899 Chiropractor said no fishing for two weeks just to be sure but he thinks it might be my bed. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3900 So the fish is dead, right? Then why would anyone want to batter it? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3901 It’s best pan-seared. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
3902 It is going to be my last meal before I hibernate 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3903 I normally prepare my own sushi. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3904 I'll have the fish, please. And make it a small one, I'm on a diet. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3905 How much for the bag? 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
3906 I’ll give you one fish everyday For the next three weeks if you sell me a contraption that gets bees out of a honey hive. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3907 I catch my own if I've got the time, but if you just put one of these in the bathtub, you can't even tell the difference. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3908 I trust this will stay our secret. You know I eat people too. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3909 Bear with me. I’m floundering with how to approach this request. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3910 The Black Sea Bass is especially smoky right now, I highly recommend it. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3911 Are you sure that will be enough for a family of three and an annoying kid that keeps showing up uninvited? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3912 I remember the days when these were free. Thanks Obama. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3913 You wouldn’t believe how I like my trout 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3914 Don't spend it all in one Winter. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3915 You can skip the bag. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3916 I'm sorry. I ordered the veggie burger. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3917 Would you like a bag for 10 cent Or do you want to carry it by the tail Mary Mezger, Los Angeles, Calif. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3918 No no im with Instacart… Why do you ask? 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3919 Wild Alaskan King salmon to go, right? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3920 Could I get my refund in honey bears? 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
3921 Y'know,they're just not as fresh as I get back home. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3922 Oh, plastic please. And, knot the handles really tight. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3923 Don't bother bagging it, I'll just eat it here; do you have any tartar sauce? 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3924 it’s pronounced Saul- man 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3925 You know,this comes in more flavors than just vanilla. 1.1839 0.04178 87 71 16 0
3926 Working hard and hardly working! 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3927 Would that be wild caught…or farm raised? 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3928 Cancel that. I'll have you for lunch. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3929 Was this Farmed Responsibly or Wild Caught 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3930 Is it possible to get some jellyfish on the side? 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3931 No, this fish isn’t for me…I prefer eating nosey cashiers who talk to much” 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
3932 Of course it's "wild-caught." I'm a bear. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
3933 You must be a mindreader, it's exactly what I wanted. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3934 The PLU number is 4268. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3935 Can you leave that at the service desk. I seem to have left my wallet in my other white coat. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3936 I'll skip the bag. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3937 Can I get that in Large? 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3938 They’re good for my cholesterol level 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3939 Can you tell me how to cook it? I've always eaten them raw. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3940 I got a trout by mistake. Refund or exchange, please. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3941 Grrrr, last week a ruble got me three fish 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3942 If Sharon knew I was serving store-bought she’d MAUL me! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3943 Is this for here or to go? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3944 Please don't tell any other bears that I shop here. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
3945 Do you know if they are certified non cruelty? 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
3946 Wait a second! You're charging me $13.99 a pound and you expect me to schlep it home in a paper bag? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3947 I guess you're not experiencing a run on these, I just hate the canned ones ... 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3948 Of course I prefer wild caught, but what can you do when it's not in season? 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3949 The first three are duty-free, right? 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3950 Sure, it looks life-like, But could you just wiggle it few times??"--dr Ross Miller recovering from malignant brain surgery--Yes off my game a bit! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3951 2 packets of catsup, hold the ice 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
3952 Thanks for installing the stream! Archer Pollak, Washington DC 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3953 You say it’s ethically sourced, as.far as you know,bub? Uh huh. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3954 But I ordered that on ice... 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3955 Lunch with fishes is much better. “ 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3956 Are you sure it's farm-raised? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3957 Do you do gift wrapping? 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
3958 No need to bag it. I’m going to eat it now. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3959 Cash or credit? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3960 Is the fish certified pescatarian? I follow a strictly pesca-pescatarian diet. Horrible allergies. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3961 Oh, it's farm raised? Forget it! 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3962 So you're the one who's been stealing my lunch from the fridge! 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
3963 Now, if I do a delivery subscription for this in the future, would I be able to do a hold each Winter? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3964 Hey, that's not salmon, it's a red herring. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3965 What's your single big bite out of the salmon return policy 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3966 Is the fish Paleo? 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
3967 You’re sure it’s Coho? 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3968 You wouldn't believe how hard it is to find an Uber to come all the way up to the Yukon Territory and back! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3969 Don't bother with the bag; I'll eat it on the walk home. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3970 Do you think you can double bag it? 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3971 Hold on: Is farm raised or wild? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3972 I can bearly wait for my dinner..... 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3973 I'd like this to go, please. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3974 No thanks, you should make people beg for a bag, and then say… “No” 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3975 I’ll take it to go; no need for a bag. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3976 Do you accept checks? 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3977 Is this the impossible veggie salmon? How can I tell the difference. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3978 It's for my grandma. Please keep it fresh. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3979 Sorry,I’ve been away for a few months You’re telling me all the salmon is farm raised? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3980 Technically, I can still say it was wild caught. 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
3981 Yup, am going keto. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3982 It's do much easier than the canned variety. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3983 Delay the receipt. I will be in hibernation 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3984 Paper please. Do you have any idea what plastic is doing to marine life? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3985 Keeping up with inflation is getting to be harder and harder. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3986 can you recommend any trash to accompany the salmon. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3987 The downstream consequences of this purchase are negligible. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3988 If anyone asks, just tell them I came in for a beer! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3989 Did you remember the bagels and cream cheese? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3990 Could you give me a bag of ice with that? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3991 So, was this net caught or paw caugt? 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3992 I think it’s raw 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3993 As you've ordered, once I've demilitarized and de-nazified it, I promise to return it to you. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3994 I know I should try other food options, but I am just hooked on these. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3995 When I was younger, I didn't need a snack to make it through hibernation. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3996 Oh no, that's okay. I don't need a bag for that. I'm just going to carry it with me. I want my wife to think I caught it with my bear hands. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3997 Fresh or frozen? 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
3998 Oh, so you can order food delivered, but I put one fish on your charge card and suddenly it's a problem! 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
3999 Could I get the vegan option? 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
4000 What's the upcharge for an iceberg? 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
4001 Will you filet this for me? 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
4002 And could I also get some honey vinegrette to go with that? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
4003 I hate double-bagging. It sits in the stomach for days. Andreas Daum, Washington, DC 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
4004 Did Harry & David actually catch it in the wild? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
4005 What? We're all going to starve if our rubles are worthless! 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
4006 I'd like to ship that 2-Day Air to my sister in Wisconsin for her birthday. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
4007 I caught it on the live stream. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4008 Usually, I don’t go for farm raised. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4009 Do you have any plastic bags? Avoids that fishy smell... and we use them as bin liners anyways 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4010 I usually catch my own, but we're running out of ice. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4011 I'm giving up meat for lent. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4012 No bag thanks. Just toss it in my mouth. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4013 And an onion bagel, please. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4014 Are you sure this is kosher? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4015 I won't be needing a bag, actually. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4016 I’d rather catch it myself! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4017 I’m kind of sick of fish - do you have any Spam? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4018 Is it lactose and gluten-free? Was its processed in a facility that processes nuts, wheat or dairy? Is it sustainably sourced? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4019 Do you have anything that's not farm raised? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4020 Is it fillet. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4021 It's bear trade. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4022 Those eyes are dull and the gills are awful. I want to talk to your manager, now. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4023 I'll carry it home in my teeth. I want everyone at the den to think I caught it in the river. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4024 What do you mean this is not fresh produce? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4025 Can I just grab one more thing from behind the register? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4026 My mom told me to hold her place in line while she went back to get something 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4027 Excuse me, could you tell me if that’s farm-raised? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4028 I’m afraid I’ve misplaced the receipt. 1.1802 0.03882 111 92 18 1
4029 What’s your release policy? 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
4030 I need this to go Overnight! 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
4031 I don't eat honey ? anymore or marmalade sandwiches & I'm done stealing people's picnic baskets so this fish in this paper bag will do. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
4032 It says one carry-on allowed. 1.1798 0.05434 89 78 6 5
4033 So I take a day off… 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
4034 I don't care if it stinks up your hotel room. I keep my fresh caught salmon with me whenever I check in. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
4035 It sings, right? Its gotta sing. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4036 Really? You're gonna make me say it? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4037 Thanks Dave, this is a nice change of pace. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
4038 That’s just a snack. Are you free for dinner? 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
4039 Are you sure this is wild-caught? My wife can't stand farm-raised. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4040 Could you please put some ice on it? I want it to be fresh when I get home. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4041 I’m looking into changing my investments. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4042 You know, just sayin’…but that trout doesn’t look real. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4043 No you can't toss it towards my mouth, this is Atlanta not Alaska. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4044 Would you like this in the same bag with the honey or separate? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4045 And, I won’t be needing those waders. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4046 Is it 'Farm Raised' or 'Wild Caught' 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4047 No bag thanks, just toss it up to my left. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4048 Plastic, then ice, then foil, then heavy duty paper, then a wooden box, thank you. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4049 You know, I love to fish but I've been eating out too way much lately. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4050 Don't bother to pack it. I'll just eat it here. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4051 If you smell fish on my breath , its just a coincidence . 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4052 How much to have it sent upstream? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4053 I typically prefer wild-caught… 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
4054 Bear-ing the cost 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4055 Free-swim or farmed? Local? 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
4056 My doctor said I should eat more fish. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
4057 Gives a whole new meaning to 'wild-caught,' doesn't it? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4058 It’s ok for today, but I need a much bigger one for my dinner party on Saturday. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
4059 I would like to return this fish. It’s clearly farmed not fresh. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4060 "Just get me a pair of Sockeyes" , he said 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4061 I can let you have this one for only $10 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4062 Well you know what they say.. fish and family after three days they both start to stink.. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4063 Oh, I catch them in my jaws like everyone else. I just shop here for the fuel rewards. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4064 I can assure you that it's wild caught. 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
4065 I’ll have it here. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
4066 Oh, you can just leave that out. 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
4067 I had the receipt, but it floated downstream." 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
4068 Today, I feel like a fish out of water. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
4069 I want to return this. It smelled fishy. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
4070 You're telling me getting rid of plastic bags will stop global warming? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
4071 Didn´t we agree on a boycot of Russian trout? 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
4072 and remind me,is it white wine or red that pairs best with fish. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
4073 Oh, don’t bag that, I’m going to eat it now. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4074 Can you confirm this was wild caught by a fisherman wearing a mask and gloves? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4075 Please. I’m so hungry. You’ve completely decimated my habitat and food supply. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
4076 Yes, I know it says they're locally sourced, but are you sure that one was headed upstream? I don't want any that were headed in the wrong direction. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4077 Do you have these with the honey glaze? 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
4078 Thank God your here and selling red sockeye. This Long COVID has been keeping me down and out of the stream during spawning season. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4079 You’re sure that’s not farmed salmon? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4080 Can you pack it in dry ice? I have a long flight back to the Arctic Circle. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
4081 The supply chain thing has me all... Grrrr. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
4082 Do I need a reservation to eat at the counter? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4083 It looked bigger in the display case. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4084 Global warming brought me here. Is there really a Polar Bear Express? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4085 Plastic,please. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4086 The big fish got away. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4087 She only eats farm-raised and it has to be just right. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4088 So do you recommend grilling or broiling? (I can't used matches.) 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4089 I really don’t want to stand and wait. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
4090 Don't bother wrapping it; I'll eat it here." [with a nod to Charles Addams 1.1778 0.05377 90 79 6 5
4091 You try eating it after you look into those big brown eyes. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4092 I've tried door delivery but the real thrill is in the hunt 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4093 I don’t need a bag. I’m just going to bat it around until I get home. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4094 Sorry, I forgot my receipt at home 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4095 No need to bag it, I’ll be gnawing it home 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4096 That's bearly a snack. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
4097 It's worth twice as much as the tampax. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4098 The trick is to let it sit overnight to soak in all the flavor. And don’t let that fish go to waste… use it as a garnish! 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4099 I'll take your word it was caught wild." 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4100 I know I should go out and catch it myself, but I'm working from my den these days. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4101 Leave it out. I'll snack on it in the car. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4102 Can you check to see if he’s guilty of phishing? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4103 Do you have any bagels to go with this salmon? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4104 Could you tell me when the honey's going on sale? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4105 Every now and then you have to trout yourself, ya know? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4106 I'll take the 10¢ bag credit. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4107 I specifically ordered wild-caught, not farm-raised. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
4108 Don’t bag it- I’ll stand back and you pitch it to me. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4109 I’m sick of sushi, I want to try my paw at something different. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
4110 Long line or farm raised? 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
4111 Do you accept food-conditioned stamps? 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
4112 This is wild caught, right? Last time I accidentally got the farm raised kind and my wife didn’t talk to me for a week. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4113 Your farm raised fish are BEARLY enough for consumption. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
4114 What do you mean it’s not fresh? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4115 is it Atlantic or Pacific ? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4116 He thought he got away but I eventually caught up. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
4117 And add an ice pack of POLAR Orange 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4118 Don’t bag it. I’m going to eat it right away. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
4119 Can you gift wrap that? It's for Sonny Corleone. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4120 People always assume we like to go fishing but the woods terrify me and I hate getting my paws wet. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4121 Is there a best before date? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4122 Sea to air missile? What da yah mean? That's a fish ! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4123 It’s salmon. Rush these. It’s for midnight’s children. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4124 I quit eating seal when it got too polarized. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4125 Keep the fancy bag. Newspaper will do. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4126 Plastic. I was never that crazy about the ice anyway. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4127 Sure I could have caught it on my own but who has time nowadays? 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
4128 Charge me for the bag. I will devour you like a rainbow trout. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
4129 American Express 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4130 I asked for fresh, not frozen. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
4131 ... it was obviously not delivered overnight ... 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4132 Are you sure that isn't farm raised? 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
4133 Well, my dad always said, "why teach a Cub to fish if you can get all you can eat at the local market." Skip the bag. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4134 It started singing." 1.1765 0.06265 68 60 4 4
4135 Do you have any 'Certified Upstream Caught'? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4136 There bag limits? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4137 I’ll need tartar sauce and lots of napkins. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
4138 I'm charging extra if I have to listen to another whiny story about how you got groceries back in the good old days 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4139 I found the lox but I couldn't find your bear claws... 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4140 Bear: Is this responsibly farmed? Cashier: I believe it's wild caught, sir. Bear: Look, I'm buying it, no need to tell me tales. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4141 Don't wrap it, I'll take it as is. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4142 can't you just bear with me ? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4143 You said this was sushi quality and it obviously is not. I may be a polar bear, but I don't eat frozen fish. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4144 Is it wild-caught or farm-raised? 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4145 Was it organically grown? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4146 I wanted the upstream version not the downstream. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4147 Don't bother to wrap it...it won't make it past the sidewalk. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4148 And what's your returns policy ? 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
4149 I was getting hangry so I felt this was the best move for everyone… 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4150 No smell. Must be farm raised" 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
4151 Oh, you don't have to bag that. I'm just going to scarf that down like an animal when I get in the car. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4152 I said please put it on ice, not ISIS. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
4153 Are you sure you want plastic? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4154 Can you put it on the top? I don't want to break the eggs. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4155 Extra béarnaise sauce please. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4156 This is much more civil than the shoreside pickup you were doing during Covid. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4157 You realize this cartoon is stupid, right? 1.1750 0.05562 80 70 6 4
4158 Could you please fillet it for me? I only eat flesh with big bones. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4159 Triple my order and put it on my Apple Card or I’ll eat your butt right now! 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
4160 I want it mounted to blend with the early primitive motif of my cave. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
4161 If you're charging me for the bag I'll eat it right here. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4162 Whole foods in the arctic, who says there's no silver lining? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4163 It's less fattening than salmon. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4164 It's either the fish or you. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4165 I must have been in hibernation. Inflation is up the pike - I might as well catch my own. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4166 No, no bag. I'm gonna eat it right now. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
4167 ...and a side of fries. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4168 Now, which ocean is that fish from? 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
4169 And a box of Altoids, please 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4170 Oh shoot, all that inner turmoil about farmed versus wild-caught… I forgot all about the honey! 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
4171 It’s too cold to fish! 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4172 Save the bag. I'll just eat it right here. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4173 This gave me salmonella Karl 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
4174 I was looking for something in a larger size. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4175 Non-gmo,right? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4176 I never have time to cook at home 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4177 That’s OK, I don’t need a bag, I’m going to eat it on the way home… 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4178 I find your assumptions about my lifestyle choices offensive. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4179 Don’t bother wrapping it;I’ll eat it on the subway home. 1.1744 0.05281 86 75 7 4
4180 Do you think my wife will like it? 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
4181 Ya know these little guys swim upstream? So - I’m such a kook - I thought, “Ya know, why don’t I try going against the current some time?” Ha! So that’s what brings me in. Thank you, hun! 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
4182 I'll save you the packaging and eat it now. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4183 Are you gonna eat that? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4184 Can you assure me this is a wild salmon,not a farmed salmon? 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4185 The Mrs. keeps carping on me to bring her something yummy. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4186 Do you know if this was locally caught? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4187 My wife's got me eating pescetarian and hibernating eight hours a night. Honestly, I haven't had this much energy since I was a cub. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
4188 Would you please pack that in ice? 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
4189 Do you sell ice? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4190 Thanks, but no bag. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
4191 My neighbors won’t stop complaining about a climate crisis 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
4192 This way I don't have to violate a freezer ..all I have to do is borrow the BBQ. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4193 Please wrap the salmon. Otherwise it might be considered contraband when taking it home 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4194 Are you sure this was not raised in a fish farm? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4195 In Newfoundland you have to kiss the Cod before you eat it . 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
4196 Do you deliver to streams? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4197 Actually, it’s Winnie deBout 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
4198 If it's ok with you, I'll eat it here. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4199 It’s actually more convenient here than traveling upstream. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4200 There's something fishy about that one. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4201 I know, I know, but have you ever been ice fishing? It's a bear of a time. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4202 Just put it in my paw. I told the wife I was going fishing. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4203 Do you take Discover Card? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4204 hey bud, can i— can i pay for that separately, in cash? yeah, sorry, my wife’s a little weird about me buying whole fish ever since she walked in on me railing Big Mouth Billy Bass 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
4205 I see the appetizer,what’s f 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
4206 That's my pet salmon, Rushdie. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4207 I didn't realise how many fish we imported from Russia. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4208 Sorry I bit your brother's head off, the free peanuts tasted fishy. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4209 Could you please pack that in ice? I’ve got sort of a long trip ahead. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4210 Five cents for a bag? No, just toss it towards my mouth. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4211 I said I wanted gammon,not salmon. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
4212 Can you gift wrap that? Just butcher paper with a ribbon. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4213 Make sure you put the avocados on top” 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4214 The dangers of Phishing? 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
4215 Please wrap the fish, otherwise the ice is melting until I'll be home. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
4216 Why do I have to pay 10 cents for a stupid bag ? 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
4217 And they say I’m the vicious one! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4218 There's quite a story about getting that fish in a bag. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
4219 My kids say I can’t call myself a vegan until I give up fish. 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
4220 No need to bag it, I'm gonna munch on that on the way home. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
4221 Was that line caught? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4222 *in a thick Long Island accent* “Just picking up a lil treat for the kids” 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4223 Actually, can I have that to dine in? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4224 It's bearish out there. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4225 It’s an anniversary gift for my wife. Do you think she’ll like it? 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
4226 Was this caught upstream or down...?? 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
4227 Can I now have my pound of flesh? 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
4228 Production will quadruple in 2 months. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4229 My husband just loves fishing, but I have no patience for it. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4230 Sushi partay! 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
4231 No, I thank you. I never liked fishing anyway! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4232 I thought this was on sale-man. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4233 Is there a complimentary wave pool out back? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4234 Is it wild Alaskan salmon? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4235 I don't trust myself at self checkout. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
4236 Keep the bag. I'll eat it outside. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4237 Hi pleased to meet you I am just a regular farmer interested in farming. Where is the farm of this kind fish? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4238 When did they start charging for bags? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4239 Hey, could you just toss that into my mouth so that I don't feel like such a cheater? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4240 Slow day on the river? 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
4241 Do you carry the canned sockeye? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4242 I realized I needed it in the upstream model. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4243 What do you mean, "is it fresh?" 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4244 You're sure it was humanely slaughtered? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4245 I know I should go zero-plastic, but this is a bit much. 1.1717 0.04771 99 86 9 4
4246 Can you add river water to the bag please. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4247 My cousin met DiCaprio while backpacking through Canada 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4248 No need to wrap it, I'll just eat it now! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4249 What do you mean you don't send C.O.D.? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4250 And you're sure it was swimming upstream when it was caught? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4251 Does that come with tarter sauce? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4252 That’s OK, no bag 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4253 It's a gift for my Aunt Selma. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4254 Please tell me that you take Den-mo! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4255 On second thought, I'll just carry it out clenched in my teeth. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4256 Oh what a perfect snack 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4257 Because I just bought this yesterday and my husband says it smells a little fishy. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4258 Farm-raised tastes just as good as wild-caught. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4259 Don’t bother wrapping it, I’ll eat it on the go. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4260 And a plastic bag, please. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4261 No one can ever know I bought farm-raised salmon here. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4262 Can I get chopsticks and some rice? And can you recommend a Chardonnay? It's sushi night! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4263 I want to return this salmon. It kept trying to swim downstream. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4264 It's another change in the climate. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4265 Do you have an application? I just love your store! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4266 Can I get some ice to go with that please ? 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
4267 Save the bag, I"ll just carry it home in my mouth. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4268 Holy Mackerel, the price of cod has skyrocketed! 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
4269 They say it’s going to be another Snowpocalypse. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4270 I’m all about conservation, but wonder if you have plastic? 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
4271 Hunting has been harder with global warming. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4272 I heard that if you teach a bar to fish, he'll never go hungry. So what I really need is a fish rod. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4273 It will thaw out inside my stomach. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4274 Frankly, I don't care if it smoked. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
4275 Sure. Everyone knows it's a good brain food but what is its provenance? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4276 Do you have anything frozen? 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
4277 I respect his decision to protest pollution. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4278 No bag. And, could you run it under the tap a little? Make it look just-caught? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4279 I thought I'd try the trout today. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4280 Not locally sourced? Sure....global warming means nothing to you. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4281 Is it fresh or frozen? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4282 Sorry i forgot my wallet 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4283 ...thank you...no need for a bag...my cubs are going to eat that on our walk home... 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4284 Sorry, I'm new here and I couldn't find the live fish section. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4285 Your lettuce crates are full of water. I think the icebergs melted. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4286 I said today’s best SEAL, not your best DEAL. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4287 No bag thanks, you can just stick it right in my mouth. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4288 I think a baguette bag will work better 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4289 “ after de-nazification and demilitarization, I promise to hand it back to you.” 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4290 My feet get too cold wading in the stream. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4291 Every time I go shopping, I end up with things I don't need. 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
4292 Are you sure it's wild rather than farmed fish? 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
4293 Guaranteed fish to mouth in 24 hours. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4294 I have so much more energy since I switched to gluten-free salmon. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
4295 No need to bag it, I’ll just take it with me. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
4296 Skip the bag. It'll be gone before I walk out the door. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4297 I can supply as many as you need 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4298 …and two boxes of porridge. It's a delivery for Ubear Eats. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4299 Oh, that’s okay…no need to waste the bag, I’ll just eat it now. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4300 I'm just letting you know that I slipped on this and now I have a big bump on my head! You're lucky that I have other things to worry about, or I would be suing you right now! 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4301 I told my wife I was on a fishing trip *wink, wink. * 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4302 This is easier than floundering around in very cold water and a swift current, if the price is good 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4303 I do it with a Tundra Cream Sauce; it's to die for. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4304 I used to catch my own but with all Tribal Fishing Rights laws ya just can't no more 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4305 Don't bother to wrap it, I'll eat it here! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4306 Could you giftwrap that for me? It's an anniversary gift. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4307 They used to pack it in ice. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4308 I'm old school, instead of the bag, could you flip it up above me? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4309 Mama Bear thinks that farmed is SO much better for us; more fatty, she says! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4310 Bud, does this mackerel bite! 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4311 You sure it's wild Alaskan, not farm-bred? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4312 Sorry, my bank account's been seized. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4313 Is it wild-caught or farmed? 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
4314 No bag – I’ll just eat it here. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
4315 I prefer the farm-raised variety 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
4316 Oh, could you put that in ice, please? I don't have any more at home. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4317 I just can't help myself when you stack the up at the checkout like this. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4318 Neither. I'm just going to stuff it down my face, go to sleep, and shit it out in three months. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4319 Yes, I'm a Polar Bear; but you can't live on seals alone. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
4320 I swear it was an accident 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
4321 If it's wild caught, what's the difference? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4322 What wine pairs well with salmon? 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
4323 « Do you have our discount card sir? » 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4324 I am allergic to fish. Got any meat? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4325 No, not price boo-bo 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
4326 So 2:30 just below the falls. Wait until I put the fish in my mouth, then snap the photo. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4327 You’re sure it’s fresh? 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
4328 Well, it was a fishing expedition” 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4329 We're organized. I can bring you more salmon. at bare prices than you can imagine 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4330 Cooking is a lot easier now that my daughter switched to pescatarianism, thank God. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4331 It’s a gift - Can I get that tinned please ? 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
4332 Instead of putting it in the bag could you just toss it in my mouth? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4333 Can you add a little seaweed and sand to it so the wife will think I fished this from a stream? 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
4334 Ok, don’t judge. Going vegan is hard. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4335 'Ah, Mr.NATO, I have told you many times we Russians don't appreciate your packaging!' 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
4336 Heads I win, tails you lose. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4337 I was a bit clumsy in the condiment aisle 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4338 Can you spare some ice to keep it fresh” 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4339 The Bear,The Fish,and The Bewildered 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4340 Is there a refund? It didn't break the ice on the first date. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4341 Good thing you're open late. The dump closed early today. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4342 I checked the sustainable fish app and it said forget it 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4343 How much? Golden is just its name, It's not made out of it. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4344 When I said "What do you want for lunch?" you said 'I don't care. You choose." 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4345 Yes, the price of salmon is going up. You got a problem with that? 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4346 I'd like to exchange this for some gefilte fish. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
4347 Salmon, fella? 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4348 You can put away the paper bag-- I only eat canned salmon. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4349 No need to put it in ice, I’ll eat it here 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
4350 Actually, could you just make it wriggle a bit and throw it up in the air? 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4351 I for one am glad to be in a bear market… 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
4352 It’s going to be my support animal 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4353 That will be your dignity, please 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4354 I think it has exceeded its expiration date? 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4355 Where can I buy a cooler? 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
4356 Do you know if that is wild caught or farm raised? 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
4357 Does this also come packed in honey? 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
4358 No bag needed, thank you. 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
4359 No need to bag it. I'm eating on the run today. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4360 I can give you a store credit 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4361 I understand it’s still fresh, but we can only offer store credit without a receipt 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4362 It’s you or the fish. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4363 I'll also take a dozen of roe. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4364 Is it fresh…I mean swimming upstream fresh? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4365 I usually catch my own but the wild ones are awfully gamy. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4366 My credit card application was denied so I'll pay in cold cash. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4367 Wish they were fresher, but don’t bag as will eat now. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4368 My friend would like some waterproof lotion. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4369 My hunger? That comes from nature. The fake-cool arm crook? Mister Sammy Davis Junior. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4370 I'd prefer a garbage can with a cover. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4371 I changed my mind. Got it? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4372 Heard salmon was on special this week 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4373 I’d ask you to pack it with ice, but you humans know we’re really running low ! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4374 You really need to do a better job of labeling your farm-raised salmon. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
4375 I'm returning it because I'm meditating and have gone vegan. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4376 Having come so far, I might as well go vegan. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4377 I gave up trying to compete with the commercial fishing boats upstream so I just come here now to catch my fish 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4378 Bear: Gina and George, I know! I thought it was crazy too! You know what else is crazy? The price of salmon... I mean, especially wild-caught... 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4379 I wanted to try “farmed.” 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4380 I wish polar bear evolution would speed up a bit. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4381 Winter is coming up. Do you have that in extra large? What about the Global warming discount?” 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4382 Are these bags eco friendly? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4383 Is there a 30 day catch and release policy? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4384 Do you charge extra for the added color? 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4385 Don't bother with a bag. That sucker won't even make it to the car. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4386 Peanuts, not fish. I am "the" elephant in disguise! 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
4387 Can I get some ice with that? I 'll need it to get home. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4388 Actually, the kids want to try tofu this week. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4389 This is bare necessities, but if you think otherwise, I will turn you into bear necessities. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4390 Don’t look so surprised, bears eat fish any way they can get them. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4391 It wasn’t streaming. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4392 I ordered chinook. This is definitely dog. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4393 Just throw it in the paper bag--no plastic wrap. We all need to live an ecofriendly lifestyle, don't you think? 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4394 Do you think that is a good selection? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4395 I would like to return this salmon for a human please. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4396 Sorry, I seem to have lost the receipt. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
4397 How long before you bring in seal blubber again? 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
4398 Can you put "paid" on there? I'm going to carry it out. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4399 I wanted 'the combo platter' but the seal was broken. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4400 No need to bag it I will eat it on my way home. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4401 The prices are upstream! 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
4402 Looks cage-free, smells cage-free, but was it really cage-free? 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4403 It’s carrion 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
4404 Debit or Credit? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4405 I will eat that here" 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4406 Looks good -- but does it come with dill sauce? 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
4407 I moved to the city for work, I used to fish for myself. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4408 No need to wrap it. I'll take it mouth-watering fresh to go, said the hungry bear to the butcher. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4409 I used to eat mammals, but now I'm pescatarian. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4410 Do you accept cryo-currency? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4411 These prices are getting fishy 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4412 NoNo !!! I specifically said "from Artic" not "From Amazon" 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4413 Can I have that prepped? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4414 Neither the others had a barcode on them. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4415 CLERK: I'll give you five dollars. CUSTOMER: What if I told you I caught it with my bare hands? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4416 These are getting harder to find all the time. Your president sure can screw up any economy. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4417 Don’t I get a choice of paper or plastic? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4418 I couldn't sleep 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4419 I just prefer farm raised organic. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4420 My doctor said, I need to increase my Omega 3 intake. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4421 I'd like to exchange the trout for some honey. I adore honey. If that's a problem... I'll bite your head off. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4422 The way things are going, you’d better put ‘no fixed abode’. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4423 The salmon in the wild now comes pre-cooked. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4424 Don’t bag it please, I’m going to devour it now 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4425 No, I don't want to return the salmon. I want to be make sure the salmon doesn't return. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4426 Do you take a credit card? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4427 What...is "money"? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4428 No bag please. I want her to think I caught it. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4429 What do you mean, bear market? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4430 Its just left over from my flight snack. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4431 I can't bear it anymore. Give me the damn fish! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4432 That's for here, thanks. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4433 I wanted Wild, not farmed. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4434 Do you gift wrap? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4435 I know they say I should bring my own bag, but I find that whole “global warming” thing to be overblown. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4436 Sooo..I would prefer a delicacy from Ketchikan...this one is from Juneau. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4437 Look, it’s just a fish, OK? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4438 Ever since my job brought me to Columbus I can't find fresh Salmon. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4439 Do you have some fresh water to go with this? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4440 Don't wrap it, I'll eat it on the way home. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4441 I caught it going down the upstream aisle. It's just the perfect thing for Ted to hang in his cave! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4442 Wild caught you say? Have I ever told you about the first meal I shared with my wife at the big Chinook run on the Nushagak River? Ever since I kid her that she was wild caught. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4443 Now, are you sure that’s not farm raised? 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4444 Can I have plastic instead of paper? I'd like to put a bit of water in it. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4445 Yes, I prefer farm raised these days. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4446 It is more blessed to give than to receive and that is a truth to trout with. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4447 Could you remove the "Farm Raised" label? 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4448 I’d prefer the farm raised today; I can get ‘wild’ any time I want. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4449 I won't join Facebook just to get a salmon! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4450 Climate change is wreaking havoc on the salmon’s usual migratory habits. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4451 I didn't like the way he looked at me. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4452 So you want me to shove this where? 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
4453 Roar! 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
4454 No bag. I'm just gonna eat it on the car ride home. 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
4455 Was it wild? Could you give it a decent wrapping? 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
4456 Hold on, I forgot the rest of my ingredients for my ice berger. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4457 The doctor told me that cold water is bad for my arthritis, so I'll have 3 large salmon. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4458 Is that global-warming free? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4459 May I pay in rubles? 1.1625 0.05467 80 71 5 4
4460 Please, the salmon is a gift, so could you find a larger more decorative bag? 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4461 Can I get one that swims with the current? 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4462 Paper is alright. Plastic killed him 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4463 This so much easier than trying to scoop salmon out of an icy river. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4464 It’s more sustainable than wild-caught. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4465 Can you gift wrap it for me? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4466 How can I be sure it's gluten free? 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4467 See, no teeth marks. Trade you for a bucket of ice. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4468 You can skip the bag. I’ll just rip it apart with my jaws right here. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4469 That's Mr. Bear to you. 1.1622 0.05781 74 66 4 4
4470 Can I get that gift wrapped? And the card should say 'To Edith, with love, from Lucas.' 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4471 I just don't feel like fishing this year. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4472 I need neither paper nor plastic. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4473 Can I return it if I don’t like it? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4474 I ordered her in blue, but she came in beige and she clashes with my teeth. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4475 Yes, smarty-pants. I can tell the difference it's farm-raised. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
4476 I really don't want to travel to fish anymore. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4477 These long security lines are such a Haddock. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4478 No bag ... I want the cubs to think I caught it myself. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4479 No bag. Just toss it up in the air please. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4480 I'm getting braces. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4481 Is it wild salmon...or farm raised? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4482 This motherfucker… 1.1619 0.04514 105 92 9 4
4483 looks like all of us are disappearing faster than expected 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4484 It's my wife's birthday, could you gift wrap it. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4485 Do you take fish stamps? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4486 I know it's a little late, honey, but I didn't catch it until February 15. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4487 Will you be eating that here, or do you want it to go? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4488 Is this fish on the Seafood Watch 'Best Choice' list? 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4489 No need to bag it,I"ll take it as it is 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4490 Is this sustainably wild-caught? I hate supporting factory farmed fish it 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4491 Can I have a bite? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4492 Could you put that on ice? I'm heading back to the Artic Circle. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4493 I can't bear to go fully vegetarian 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
4494 You can keep the bag. I'll just carry it home in my teeth 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4495 I can't believe the salmon is still on backorder... 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4496 It's not the colour I ordered. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4497 And I only buy the wild-caught variety. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4498 How is the salmon? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4499 I know, I know…climate change is very bad. What do I owe you? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4500 Can you debone it? 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
4501 Excuse me, but is that line caught or farmed? 1.1609 0.05137 87 77 6 4
4502 I couldn’t bear to see YOU eat that fish! 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4503 Could you please wiggle it while I ferociously catch it off your hands? 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
4504 It's for my brother who moved to Nebraska. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
4505 This is not a salmon. I ordered a salmon 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
4506 And a dozen eggs, a dozen bagels, a quart of orange juice, and all the coffee you’ve got back there. A little post-hibernation breakfast for me and the wife. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4507 The bidding war for our cave was insane, but when it was all over we were able to move into a 2-bedroom apartment on the West Side. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4508 Are you sure it’s not farm raised? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4509 No need to gift wrap, I’ll be eating it before I leave the building 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4510 Of course I'm returning it. I specifically requested pre-spawn. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4511 It's hard to catch wild salmonin the stream. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4512 I'm buying it for a friend. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
4513 Could I get a napkin and fork with that, please? 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
4514 Could you put that on ice ? I've got a 2-hour layover. 1.1605 0.05403 81 72 5 4
4515 What's that alluring cologne you're wearing? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4516 Do you guys accept Abearican Express? 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4517 You're kidding! I'll take thin ice catch as catch can over inflation like this . . .. . 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4518 It has a fishy smell. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4519 Could I just have the head and the tail?" 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4520 If you don't want me in here every day, try lowering your carbon footprint. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4521 I need ice. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4522 Don't bother with the bag--I'll just swallow the fish on my way home." 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4523 No ice on the shelf 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
4524 You are sure it is organic? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4525 They’re such a good value - devour the skin and feed the rest to the cubs. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4526 I don’t need a bag. Just toss it and I’ll grab it between my teeth 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4527 I've entered a low-cardio period of my life. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4528 No luck on the ice floe to 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4529 Oh yeah? Well, I'd like to see you try and catch one in your mouth as it swims upstream. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4530 Did you notice that we have a special on seals in aisle 4? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4531 Can you have that shipped to me? I have some more people....er.....shopping to do. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
4532 This had better not be farm-raised, or the missus will kill me 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
4533 I couldn't find the salmon sauce. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4534 Trus me. It's farm-raised. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
4535 Is it gluten-free? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4536 Farm raised? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4537 . . . and some chips, too, eh mate? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4538 Can you put it in a double bag please? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4539 Can you wrap it up in seaweed please 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4540 The fish wasn't previously frozen, was it? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4541 Ever since the move south, I catch all my salmon here. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4542 And just how do you expect me to explain farm-raised? 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
4543 I've been busy and didn't get a chance to grab dinner 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4544 I have to tell the rest of my family I caught this in the river but I hurt my wrist you see, so that's why I'm here. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4545 Will you bone that me me? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4546 do you take coupons? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4547 Sorry- I haven’t any cash, so I’ll just maul you now. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
4548 The meat looks better than the fish. Can I have the cut from the waist up? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4549 Hope you take (PFS) Polar bear Fish stamps. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
4550 No, it isn’t perishable - I assure you it’s already quite dead. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4551 I would like to ironically send this C.O.D. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4552 Do you really need to cook that? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4553 Could you include a birthday card? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4554 It's plastic, has a battery and sings! I ordered a rotten salmon! 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4555 Why go to Kroger’s when you can go to Fisher’s? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4556 No buddy, I don't have the receipt! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4557 Just the Bare Necessities thank you. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4558 I ate the skin and brain, but I'd like to return the rest. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4559 Could you wrap it in newspaper? The new paperboy quit yesterday. 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
4560 I just discovered convenience stores. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4561 My father would spin around on the floor if he knew. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4562 He's outta water and I'm bipolar. Help us. 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
4563 No, I'm sorry, I can't eat pelagic. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4564 I'd like to sample it. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4565 The yearly salmon run is looking a bit different this year. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4566 Is this really fresh? 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
4567 No need for a bag, I’ll be eating it on the run 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4568 Lemon and tartar sauce? 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
4569 I asked for something 'fowl' and all I got was this...after 3 days it was, well, 'foul' but, not working for me in the right way. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
4570 The river is a bit cold this time of year. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4571 I don't need a bag. It won't have a long shelf life. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4572 I’m forced to buy now since I got too old for the SWAT team, (S.almon W.hacking A.nd T.ossing 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4573 Is there some kind of loyalty program I could get on? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4574 Please add some fried bees to make it a meal 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4575 Don't bother wrapping it. Just put it in the river out back and I'll grab it when it jumps over the falls. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4576 Oh, no bag please. There's no recycling bin on the ice floe. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4577 I'm sorry only river salmon are returnable 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4578 It's yours. Its name is Ukraine. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4579 Organic, wild-caught, left-handed, Sagittarius, right? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4580 Is it farm raised or wild caught and treated humanely? 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4581 It’s just that I’m so nearsighted. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
4582 No need to wrap I eat it here 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4583 I want a refund. Someone at the picnic found a hair on it. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4584 Wait, let me pull up the barcode. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4585 ok, so I will pay for the extra potpourri 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
4586 I”m bringing it back. It tastes funny. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
4587 Can I have some soy sauce? 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
4588 Are you sure that's a Native Salmon? 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
4589 I've got a dinner date..guy named Hank. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4590 Back in my day... 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4591 Can I get that gift wrapped? Please. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4592 I don't need a bag - I worry about the upstream costs. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4593 are the wild caught or farm raised on sale? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4594 I'll take it if it's wild-caught and will leap out of the bag into my mouth. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4595 Would you like it gift wrapped? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4596 I would like to ship him overnight to the ocean. He tried swimming upstream in our river without a mask. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4597 Can I get that gift wrapped. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4598 I’m not cheap; I’m on a diet. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4599 Can you double wrap? I don't want the neighbors barging in on my dinner. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4600 Could you please toss it to me so I can technically tell my wife I caught it? 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
4601 Twenty five cents for a recyclable bag? Outrageous! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4602 Hey, man, got any spare fish. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
4603 Returning this to its place of origin - so it may spawn. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4604 Keep it,I brought my own tote. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4605 Could I get that wrapped in newspaper? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4606 Now was this fish caught with "bear hands" or "bare hands"? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4607 No. I want Chinook. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4608 I don't need the bag. I'll eat it here. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4609 Get your hands off my husband. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4610 Can I babysit your fish? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4611 Is that a wild catch or farm-raised? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4612 Holy mackerel! Can you believe these inflation rates? 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4613 Do you have a plastic bag? 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4614 Can you put that in plastic? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4615 No need. I'm Russian to get back to my cave. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4616 No bag, please. I’m trying to reduce my carbon footprint. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4617 The last one I bought here was spoiled. Back and forth to the woods all day long. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
4618 Could you please give me some extra ice? Big pieces? I need somethin to sit on. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4619 No sales tax please, I'm from out-of-state. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4620 I hope Mark can help me play guitar better 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4621 Paper? Hell, no. Give me plastic! 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4622 Oh, can you put that one in a plastic bag, please? 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
4623 We match every gift to our campaign! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4624 Is this the right kind for a Fish Slapping Dance? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4625 Do you have any plastic flatware? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4626 Last-minute shopping is just so unbearable. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4627 What’s your catch and release policy again? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4628 Put me back in the river you smug faced curmudgeon cash collector! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4629 Can you freeze dry it please? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4630 No need to bag it. I'll just take it like that. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4631 Craving a good honey garlic glaze. Do you also carry sheet pans? 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4632 It has a shade different than the picture online. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4633 So it costs more than one fish?!? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4634 I prefer meat still. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4635 We're refusing to be their national symbol any more. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4636 So how much is that in salmon? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4637 I want a refund! I asked for wild-caught,not farmed! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4638 Your guests will never know it’s store bought. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4639 The other fish in the aquarium thought he lacked personality. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4640 No bones,no skin and gift-wrapped. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4641 Can I pay with a toonie? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4642 I ordered a seal. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4643 Is this fish good for Poke? 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4644 Could you put in some ice with that? Like about a glacier? 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4645 I better cook this tonight. Otherwise it'll smell like houseguests. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
4646 I know how bad it looks, but yes, I would like a bag. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
4647 But I don't see where it says it's wild caught? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4648 I always get that confused too....is it Salmon Rushdie or Salman Rushdie? 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4649 You sure that’s fresh? Because I’m used to having them REAL fresh. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
4650 I can give you this fish, and you will be feed for a day. Or, I can teach you to fish, and you'll be feed for a lifetime. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4651 What happened to catch and release? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4652 oh, plastic please as the paper bags get so yucky! 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
4653 There was no tarter sauce in the bag! 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4654 Farm raised won’t work for my part. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4655 dont bribe me man, this fish is fixed back to Putin, man, NOW 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4656 I think this hunting style is much easier. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4657 Now I'm assuming it's wild caught, correct? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4658 The water’s just so cold this time of year. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4659 Is it river caught by claw? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4660 Could you de-bone that please? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4661 Who farted? 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4662 Not declarable. Splashy was a pet who died during our stay in your lovely country. 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
4663 Poach it, please. I'm on a soft diet until I get my new teeth. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4664 It’s ok. I’ll wear it out. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4665 There's plenty more where this one came from 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4666 Gentrification had nowhere left to spread 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4667 Between you and me, I find the farm raised less fishy” 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4668 It's much smaller than advertised. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4669 Excuse me young man, but I don’t think it’s very appropriate for you to be handling raw fish in this antique bookstore. Take it from me, the bear who mauled Leonardo DiCaprio in that thing” 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4670 Do you wanna go out sometime? 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
4671 No frozen foods; fresh only. 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
4672 Just had my nails done,and is your bag really eco-friendly? 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4673 Can I get a couple of tartar sauce packs with this? 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4674 Considering the fish has two bags-worth of plastic within it already, I prefer paper. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4675 Is that to go,or will you be eating it here? 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
4676 Hey big guy, bear with me! 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
4677 It seems that inflation reached the animal kingdom. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4678 Paper, of course. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4679 I want a Certificate of Authentinity to show that I caught this in my mouth. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4680 Is it Farm-Raised or Wild-Catch? 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
4681 I would prefer if you just left the fish in the sea, so I could spend my money elsewhere. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
4682 I usually fish but I’m on vacation. By Isaro Rugema 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4683 Don't panic, it's my post-hibernation stomach growling. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4684 Can you wear gloves, you are handling my lunch. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4685 so can i get a discount if i don't get the bag? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4686 It won’t work downstream. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4687 My Lunch 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
4688 Fileted, if you please. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
4689 Technically, this Whole Foods location is my natural habitat, or at least your parking lot extension was. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
4690 To quote The Joker: “If you’re good at something, never do it for free” 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
4691 Filet it,please. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
4692 Looks fishy to me. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4693 It's like I heard it in a song: "Don't go chasing waterfalls." 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4694 No need to bag it. I'm going to snack on it right away. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4695 Sorry, sir, but that fish is mine. I caught it but it slithered out of my hand. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4696 Ice please. Yesterday's had a funny taste. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4697 Does that fish look fresh to you? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4698 Please deliver it to my den, Mr. Butterball. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
4699 The meat looks better than the fish. Can I have a piece from the waist up? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4700 They said it’s wild caught but it’s obviously farm raised 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4701 Could you pack it in ice? We're all out. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4702 Is it wild, or aquaculture raised, in which case, No thanks.” Ruth Hynds, McMinnville. Orego 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4703 rawr xD 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4704 It's certified organic, with authentic claw marks. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4705 No, really, I must've left my ID in the car... 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4706 Chips with the fish? 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4707 But the doctor said that we had to cut back on our cholesterol. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4708 Farmed never really tastes as good as what you catch right at the waterfall" 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4709 Farm Raised is a nice change from Wild Caught sometimes. Don't you agree? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4710 Is there a discount for uncooked? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4711 I don't need the bag. Its for lunch 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4712 I'd prefer paper over plastic" 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4713 I ordered this in rainbow... 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4714 Could you cut off the head? It kinda skeeves me out, to tell you the truth. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4715 No paper or plastic. I'll just eat it right here, right now. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4716 Is this bag recyclable? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4717 Can I get some complementary ice to go with that? I'm missing a lot at home. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
4718 You ordered a tuna fish sandwich but they forgot the bread. 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
4719 But is it fed with oats? 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
4720 Sorry, the rules are clear - it’s miles plus cash or fish 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4721 Do you want this gift-wrapped for your mate's hibernation? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4722 I prefer to bag it myself. 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
4723 Is that salmon low-carb? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4724 If you could bag the fish separately, that would be great. I just don't want it getting mixed up with the loose infant fingers that are already in the bag. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4725 I missed the spawning run 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4726 It’s my support fish 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4727 Couldn't get any on your own, eh? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4728 No bag, thanks. It'll be gone in a flash. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4729 I don't suppose you could pack it in ice by any chance. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4730 You haven’t paid yet so I’m still allowed to kiss the fish. Store policy. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4731 I couldn't get out to the stream this week - Covid quarantine. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4732 What kind of suit did you call it? And what’s this about a “convention”? Look man not to be rude but you’re kinda weirding me out. I just want my salmon. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4733 I don’t need a bag. I’m gonna eat it in the car. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4734 You can leave it out--that's a snack for the ride home. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4735 Pick a cod. Any cod. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4736 I'm returning it because it's not my size. It's too small. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4737 Credit. I have the polar express rewards card for all raw deals. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4738 It's ok, I don't need the bag. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4739 Oh…do you have plastic? 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
4740 Farm raised or wild caught? 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
4741 Farm raised? You wouldn’t know this farm’s address, would you? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4742 You thought you could outrun me, did you? - you slippery little bugger. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4743 Thanks for the advice. Now here's a suggestion for you: Go f!#@ yourself and just ring up my farmed salmon. 1.1500 0.05366 80 72 4 4
4744 You do it with your bare hands, that’s how. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4745 Things seem pretty good to me. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4746 You wouldn't happen to have iceberg lettuce would you? 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
4747 Is that farm feed? 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4748 I don't know about store return policy, but the salmon smelled too fishy, so I plan on eating you instead. 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
4749 No bag. I'll just carry it in my mouth. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4750 Russia Recognizing the Republic of Seabass 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4751 Don’t bother bagging the trout. It’ll be gone before I eat you. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4752 The great northern bear, as his habitat goes completely astray, adaptss quicker than expected. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4753 No need to wrap it as being a bear I am into instant gratification. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4754 It’s Bitcoin where I come from… 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4755 Don't pack him too carefully, I'm sending him to the cartoon editor of THE NEW YORKER, she's got plenty of stuff to wrap him in. 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
4756 I ordered the wild Coho, this is definitely farm raised. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4757 Trade you my catch for internet access. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4758 Do you have any idea on how to get this to my cousin who lives on the Russian side of the Arctic Ice Cap? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4759 I need it to get there in about four months; about the time hibernation ends. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4760 Can you see if there's anymore tartar sauce in the back, it's just not the same without it. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4761 I have to settle for farm-raised but could I get it frozen 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4762 It's a Ukrainian Message. It means Putin, but NOT Russian citizens sleeps with the Fishes. 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
4763 The ice floe ran out. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4764 I only buy wild caught. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4765 I wanted it filleted. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4766 Hold on, I think I have a Grouper-on for that. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4767 It was supposed to be a sockeye. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4768 Yes, we're sure the fish isn't Russian. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4769 Also throw in a couple of pounds of nuts and berries. We’re having the Grizzlies over tonight. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4770 Could you put it on ice? It’s an hour’s drive to my mother’s. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4771 No bags...I'll eat it here. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4772 Do you know whether the wild-caught is healthier than the farm raised salmon? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4773 If you're not going to eat that fish, may I please have it? 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
4774 Can you do paper in plastic,thanks. Otherwise I have to stop to readjust my grip every step and never get home. I call it the big paws. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
4775 I put it in the tub and it just floated. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4776 Don't let anyone know I bought this here...I just got my hair done and don't want to get it wet! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4777 It looks to me that the fish is bearly able to fit into that bag. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4778 Before you bag it, would you please throw it so I can catch it. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4779 Please use my cloth bag. I’m trying to protect the environment. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4780 Not to be a Bear-en, but this salmon is too fishy. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4781 These prices are why I hate buying in bull markets. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4782 1. " Was it wild-caught or farmed?" 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
4783 So,,,,,Are you gonna eat that?// 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
4784 My cubs pooh pooh how hard "wild caught" used to be. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4785 This is my Emotional Support Animal 1.1475 0.06112 61 55 3 3
4786 Your store's prices are just right. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4787 I know it's cod, but I'm on a diet. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4788 No bag. Eat now,O.K? Grrrr 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4789 Lithium Batteries???,C'mon 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
4790 Wait! Does my coupon still valid? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4791 Could you throw it up in the air so I can grab it with my mouth? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4792 Uh, would you wrap it in plastic before bagging it? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4793 I forgot my lunch today - can we share? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4794 I tried vegan but it just wasn't my style. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4795 Sir, this isn't farmed salmon- right? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4796 Oh, no thanks. I'm good; I never use tartar sauce. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4797 Would you mind filleting that Salmon for me, please. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
4798 Could you wrap that one in ice? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4799 Do you sell coats here? I’m freezing. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4800 What sucks about being accepted by the humans into their home is that you’re STUCK locally - I can’t just rent a car to get to a good brook, and like, I know a guy with a van who’s constantly renting it out, but SxSW is back on, so y’know 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4801 Did you forget I'd gone vegan? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4802 Paper, please—I’ll eat that too. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4803 No need for the bag, have to get back to work, told them I was slipping out for some sushi. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4804 It's getting harder to find iceberg lettuce. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4805 This is the last fish,on behaf of humanity we urge you to eat more garbage 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4806 Hi, um, let me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, couple of those panty shields...some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas. Nah, make it two. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4807 Very clever, sir, but while this is indeed a 'staple' of your diet, it is still considered produce and, as such, you can't return it. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4808 I don't like the cold water. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4809 I'll have some fry with that. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4810 Of course we'll take your return, but there will be a $50 restocking fee. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4811 The bag won’t be necessary. Not your shirt. 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
4812 What part of 'I'm vegan' didn't you understand? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4813 Doctor said I should take a daily vitamin containing Omega-3 fatty acids. Is this a vitamin? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4814 I'd like a bigger bag and a smaller fish. No ... make that two bags and two fish. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4815 I’m sorry, but that looks like trout and I prefer mackerel, 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
4816 You got any blueberries in that bag? 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4817 I’d hate to be a bother but my husband had his heart set on the Arctic char del mar. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4818 Is that line-caught, farm-raised, or paw-caught? 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4819 Thanks, but I won’t be needing a bag. 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
4820 I neeed to convince the kids fishing is fun.. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
4821 Yes, I do eat fish sometimes...but I tell everyone I'm vegan. 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
4822 I love buy one,get Juan free. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4823 Bat it around a bit so it looks like I caught it myself. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4824 What happens to the unsold fish at the end of the day? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4825 I'd like to exchange this wild-caught salmon for a bag of your finest garbage. 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
4826 No thanks, I'll eat it here. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4827 Its a farmed salmon for sure, just smell the gills. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4828 Did you find everything you were looking for?” “Well actually, I couldn't find the seal carcasses 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4829 You don’t have a tray for “Take an anchovy, leave an anchovy”? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4830 Could you put that on ice, please. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4831 Inflation? I can't possibly afford this now. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4832 I forgot we're trying to go more grub & berry-based 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4833 You're sure this is the same kind of fish that Goldylocks's grandmother buys? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4834 But I ordered it frozen. I like a salmonsicle! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4835 Why do you single me out ? Of course I could fish, just like all your customers. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4836 This fish smells fishy. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4837 Yes, paper please. I already have enough plastic in my digestive system. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4838 My name on the bag is not just for decoration, Phil! 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4839 They’re not swimming upstream like they used to! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4840 $29 per pound? We don't have a supply chain problem. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4841 I like them alive 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4842 Do I get a discount? I caught it myself without a net. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4843 No bag—I’ll just eat it on the floe home. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4844 Could you pack it in ice? We like it fresh. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4845 I hope it doesn’t add up to more than a fin. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4846 Are you sure that was wild caught ? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4847 Alaskan bears show preference for FarmRaised Salmon. Stating … Catching Wild Caught Salmon requires too much energy. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4848 I used to eat salmon, but I’m on a diet. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4849 If slapping the keyboard with the dead fish doesn't work, you can always give it to me. The computer, I mean. I'm running out of time to write my memoir, 'Endless Night -- Fighting Climate Change in a Polar World." 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4850 Please climb into the bag as well. 1.1447 0.05526 76 69 3 4
4851 I have a craving for king salmon... not my regular meh sockeye salmon. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4852 No, we ordered a veggie salmon. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4853 No need to giftwrap it... I'll just wear it home. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4854 No bag, I'm eating it here. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4855 Bear: “Your sign said “Fresh Salmon”. I’m not about to shell out 2/3rd of my weekly pay for anything less!” Sales person: “But these arrived just this morning!” 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4856 Why don't you grocery folks ever put these daily essentials on sale? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4857 This is for a friend whose birthday is coming up. Could you gift-wrap it, please? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4858 I know it's not a real fish I just need to look like I'm a real bear. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4859 I only eat wild, no farmed. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4860 Now, that bag is too *small*! Don't you have one that is just right? 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
4861 Where’s the nearest stream? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4862 I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for that salmon today. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4863 Bear markets are so trendy right now. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4864 Can you just throw it in the air and I’ll Catch it, skip the bag, on behalf of the planet. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4865 Oh, I thought they said this was a spawn shop. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4866 Bear in mind, this was in my mouth. But it’s the thought that counts. 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
4867 I just decided to become a vegitarian. 1.1443 0.04394 97 86 8 3
4868 Could you freeze wrap it? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4869 I can tell it's not the wild caught salmon you advertised. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4870 I wanted to go to the salmon run but I don’t have enough airline points. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4871 I couldn't find any berries in produce. Do you guys have any berries? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4872 Just want you to know that since I went vegan, your plant-based salmon is the bomb! You nailed the realism in how you get it to flap around like that! 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4873 A bear may s#*t in the woods, but it prefers its salmon store-bought. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4874 Fresh from a mountain stream? I don’t think so! 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4875 You call this fresh fish? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4876 The supply chain is a real BEAR, am I right? 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
4877 Don't you have an newspaper page instead? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4878 How much more to turn that into croquettes? 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4879 Yes, my good man, I do have Amazon Prime. Would you mind tossing it in the river for me? I miss the country. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4880 I cant bear the cost of that salmon 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4881 If it's Pacific Salmon, I'll take half. 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
4882 I don’t need the bag so credit me the 10 cent bag fee please. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4883 No need to bag it I’ll just play the water game with it. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4884 Can you wrap it so it looks like I caught it? Trying to impress my new bearfriend. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4885 I’d like to return this, it smells worse than your mom’s gash. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
4886 You know, customer service is a real bear. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4887 Could you remove the tag before you wrap it? I want them to think I caught it myself. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4888 Unfortunately for me, my parents were pressured to become university mascots. Go Bears! 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4889 Is this farm-raised or wild-caught salmon? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4890 Can you gut it and take the head off please, my wife is squimish. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4891 Hold the doggy bag. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
4892 We can do this the easy way or the hard way. I say it's Ling and I say the hell with it. (funnier the first time) How do I get on this mailing list. Let's flip, sushi or pan fry. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4893 It's a bass, not a bat. Covid's over man! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4894 Make sure the hook ins't in there before you ship it. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4895 You look awful fishy to me 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4896 Of course I could catch fish but why spend hours in freezing water. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4897 I brought a reusable tote, if you don't mind. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4898 It's guaranteed fresh from your pond, right? 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4899 Covid has grounded me. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4900 I’d like to return this. I like my salmon deboned. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4901 Can you bag it upstream” 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4902 Do you deliver? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4903 Can you wait a minute? I forgot mouthwash. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4904 I always forget to bring my reusable bag. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4905 Do you offer a "fishermen club" discount? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4906 Letting the humans in surely cost us. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4907 I take it you want ice. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
4908 I'd put it on ice, but the ice is melting 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4909 We've decided to go vegan. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4910 Don’t get me wrong; your walrus and carrots just doesn’t need the carrots—or to be steam-able. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4911 No need for the bag--just toss it into the air in front of me. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4912 Oh they're good! You can bite the head off if you want..." 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4913 Really, I just need the bag. 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
4914 Then get a bag big enough that you can get in it. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4915 Is this wild caught salmon? I can't bear eating that farmed stuff! 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4916 I hate to be picky.. but I ordered a SEAL not a salmon! 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4917 Something to nibble on your long flight, Dear. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4918 I don't need a sack. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4919 Just one, yes. I'm streaming the rest, later. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4920 That was for me from Harry and David! 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4921 Bag? No thanks. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4922 This is a gift, so could you please wrap it in your best non- leak paper? I'm sending it to my family vacationing in Florida. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4923 Don't bother, I'm dining Al Fresco. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4924 I would like to file a claim of self defense. It bit me first. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4925 No need for the bag - I'm going to eat it here. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4926 Could you deliver that along with, say, three thousand bags of ice? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4927 I love what you've done with your hair. The delivery guy was quite a dish too. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4928 Good day kind Sir Put the fish and the memory chips I’m the bag or I’ll tell your wife where you spend your Friday’s 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4929 Do you ship to zip code 99705? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4930 Sorry, but I can't sell it to you, because of the current economic sanctions. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4931 Be aware I know the difference between wild and farmed salmon. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4932 Sorry, it feels unnatural to wear pants, so I don’t have any pockets— can you turn around while I pull $7.49 out of my asshole? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4933 why don't leave the Salmon and just hop into that bag yourself? 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4934 Did the farm where it was bred have a fall? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4935 I don’t have anything smaller. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4936 No more about " teach a bear to fish!" 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4937 Why do the environmentalists keep sending me fish wrapped in newspaper? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4938 Can you please pack it in ice? 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4939 Can you teach me? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4940 Now, this isn't one of Putins is it? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4941 Sorry there's no UPC code. I just caught it in the river out behind the store. But I think it's running 12.99 a pound at the moment. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4942 Was there anything wrong with it? Yes — it was swimming downstream. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4943 I can’t seem to find the frozen section. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4944 Could I get that in plastic, with lots of ice? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4945 I won't be needing that bag--he's finger food to be eaten now! Speaking of which, you'd better watch your fingers when you hand over the fish 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4946 May I have it gift wrapped? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
4947 Personally, I prefer the farm-raised fish. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
4948 I don’t need a bag, thanks. . I’ll just eat it on the way out. 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
4949 Perhaps not quite Arctic-fresh but sustainable. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4950 Thanks, I'm headed to the subway. 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
4951 I won't need a sack for that. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4952 Can you hurry that up? I've got to hit the china shop while there's still time. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4953 do you mind if i forgo the packaging? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4954 How much for half a pound? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4955 Normally I buy online,but supply chain issues make it hard to pass up a bargain. 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
4956 Plastic's okay. But can you add add a little whoopee cushion in the bottom? My friend Irv's hitless so far this year and could use an upstream surprise." 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4957 Would you mind if I pay a carbon tax in addition to the sales tax? 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
4958 do it grip the meat? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4959 It says it is line-caught Alaskan Salmon. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4960 It’s Bear aspirin I’m needing, Not Bayer. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4961 I ordered a STRIPED bass. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4962 That's the fish, but you forgot the chips. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4963 So, yeah, that's when I decided to have my brain inserted into a bear. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4964 Sorry about your lunch. I mistook the refrigerator for a garbage can again. Please take mine. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4965 There's a sign outside that you offer two for one. Two for the price one. Not one for the price of one. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4966 May I have plastic, please? Fish are yummy but stinky! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4967 Whaddaya mean, ‘farm raised’? It’s a fish, dammit! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4968 I don't need a bag. I'll just eat it right here. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4969 Hope you enjoy the fish. Sorry I frightened you last time. I know what it’s like to feel threatened. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4970 Back on Keto again 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4971 Was it humanely caught? 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
4972 Don't bother to wrap it. I'll eat it right now. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4973 Just put it in my mouth man. I'm a bear ... wait I mean the fish 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4974 Would you like a bag or a can? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4975 Thanks Pooh Bear! 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4976 And you sure these are Alaskan wild caught, right? Because I just can't stand the fake stuff. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4977 Sorry fish but it’s either you or me.” Sue Scalettar Nyack, N 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4978 Can I have that colored like a purple popsicle? 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4979 Can you wrap that up? I don't want to make a mess on the way home 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
4980 How can you be sure this is wild caught? 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
4981 Would you like it gift-wrapped, Sir ? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4982 I actually prefer plastic in this case. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
4983 I want De Joy of sending it and Devos up the river---all three on Ice. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4984 This salmon will be perfect for our goldie lox… 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4985 No.We're called Fresh Catch Direct.Did you mistype? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4986 I'm returning this. Due to global warming I've become a vegan. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4987 Well, the label did say “wild caught”. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4988 No offense, but sorry I am allergic to airline food. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4989 Even salmon prices are inflated! 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4990 But I want a dead parrot. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4991 I'm glad to know it's not pond raised. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4992 Does it make tasty sushi? 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
4993 I got the last one. This 'supply-chain' thing about killed me. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4994 Is this farm-raised? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4995 Could I have a separate bag, please? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4996 Can I have a second bag? I'm gonna make a sandwich. 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
4997 Sammon”?? I always pronounced in “sallmon” 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4998 The old -fashioned way is over-rated. I'll take salmon like this any day. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4999 Snook? I definitely fingered, I mean clawed, the salmon. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
5000 It keeps jumping out of the pool and it has a fishy smell 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5001 Your assets are frozen. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
5002 It’s a gift for my nephew 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5003 Alaska, Alaska? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5004 No bag, but can you please just toss it up over your head? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5005 Who says it's not wild-caught? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5006 I’m concerned about your sign that Says ‘No Swords,’because right now your breaking that rule. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5007 Wait, I have a bag. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
5008 Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5009 Is it salted? 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
5010 isn't leaving that salmon there for free better for both of us? 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
5011 Can I get a side of tartar sauce with that? 1.1358 0.04892 81 73 5 3
5012 I really want to get back to hibernating, so how much liquor can I get for it? Something not Russian and something never sold under a Trump label. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
5013 That and some dental floss, please. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
5014 This tiny salmon is how much?! Shrinkflation has hit hard! 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
5015 Upstream,downstream,slipstream; which service would you advise? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5016 You don’t need to bag it, I’ll just eat it here. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5017 It brings me right back to my cubhood. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5018 It only swims downstream. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5019 And I’d be lost without my bidet. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5020 You're going to need a bigger bag. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5021 Have you got some nice gift wrap? It's for a special someone. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5022 No need for that paper bag. I'll be eating on the run. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5023 Don't wrap it up ... 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5024 Is this all, or would you to see the full menu? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
5025 I just can’t find these in my local grocery anymore. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5026 Can I get it with sweet potato fries? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
5027 The prices for fish nowadays are unbearably high. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5028 It doesn’t work 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5029 No Sir, it is not a concealed missile. I am anti Putin but pacifist. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
5030 I thought you accepted n.f.t.s 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5031 I prefer the autumn when they’ll deliver right to my doorstep. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5032 It didn’t have a price on it. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5033 If you give a bear a fish, he eats for one day. But, . . . . 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5034 ´´Can you bag for a present?´´ 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
5035 I'm outraged that you're charging me five cents extra for the bag. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5036 Nah, a barbecue is a waste of good charcoal. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5037 I had mono, and missed that class in middle school.... 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5038 Would you bag that separately, please? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5039 Bear with me for a moment. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5040 But I was told it was free trade. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5041 No bag. Could you just throw it over the falls? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5042 Amazon delivered that beautiful fish right to your door? Will they deliver to my lake? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5043 Is the wasabi included? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5044 Can I get a human limb with that? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5045 Excuse me. Can you tell me if it’s previously been frozen or if it’s fresh? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5046 I’ve had supply chain issues of my own recently. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5047 Personally I prefer the Copper River salmon, but they won’t be running until well after Lent. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5048 Every time I come here it's a sure catch! 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
5049 I told you the contents were fishy. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5050 I don't care what other bears do, I don't like fishing. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5051 Yes, we can send anything to anybody anywhere! Just enter your email and password. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5052 Yea, thanks to BP I come here every weekend just to feed my family. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
5053 Tonight, the seals sleep with the fishes. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
5054 And could ya wrap up in endangered Glacial Water--Thanks 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
5055 Does it come in Salmon? 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
5056 ...just bag it! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5057 Can I have that filleted? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5058 I'll have what she's having. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5059 The fish have all moved on to colder waters! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5060 It must have gone bad while I was hibernating. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5061 Where I live, it’s hard to find fresh fish. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5062 I'll eat it here. Could you hold it like it's trying to swim up a waterfall? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5063 You’re not supposed to give me a fish; you’re supposed to teach me to fish. They didn’t teach me in the zoo so I’m relying on you Mr. Metrosexual! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5064 I can't afford a riverfront place because I'm paying child support 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5065 I can't take it home anyway. My host is vegan and banned all animal food. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5066 No need to check it…I’ll carry it on. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5067 Is that wild or from a farm? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5068 Could you please put it in a separate bag? I don’t want to crush the cookies. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5069 Can you fillet it for me? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5070 You mean to tell me that even though I caught it you are charging me anyway? That’s inflation! 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
5071 They only call me "The Bear" I'm only here to aid you in your "progress" 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
5072 I miss the old days out on the ice pack. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5073 I'm going to ask you politely. But I'll fucking kill you if you don't give me that fish. You will end up like the guy in Herzog's documentary who thought bears were his cuddly friends, the same blood-curdling scream...but I'm getting ahead of myself. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5074 Can you pack it in ice? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5075 Refund to original method of payment,please. It’s more about the hunt for me. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5076 No bag, thanks - I got a rep to protect. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5077 Oh my gosh! I think I ate his cousin Jonathan last week. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5078 Now is that salmon wild or farmed? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5079 Can you just pop it in the microwave? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5080 I know, I know... Due to global warming this is what I have to resort to..... BTW... how do you like to prepare this type of fish? 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5081 No need for a bag, I’m just going to eat it now. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5082 Could you keep this in your freezer for me? 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
5083 Um,Can I have an IOU? 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
5084 I’m going to need a bag of ice with that 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
5085 And I was like, oh, dam. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5086 I used to hunt for my salmon. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5087 I brought my own bag 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5088 I know what you are going to ask,and no, I don’t hibernate 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5089 No bag, please—the wife thinks I went to the river. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5090 Could you put it in a cooler? I don't want my wife to know I wasn't at the river. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5091 Can I get this on a discount? Buy one get one free? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5092 Is the fish Farm-raised or sustainable caught? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5093 I’d prefer fish sticks with ketchup if you’ve got it. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5094 You don't need to wrap it, I'll eat it here. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5095 My cousin is moving here from the North Pole. Can you believe what's happening there? 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5096 I tried to self - check out, but I couldn’t find the SKU. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5097 Due to inflation,I can only afford wild caught fish once a week. 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
5098 Do you promise that it was fresh caught and not "farm raised"? Its an ethical thing for me. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5099 Your special includes two sides. I'll take a side of cajun ponchartrain sauce and a side of huckleberries. Harvey Schochet, Account Number: 1677657700 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5100 An interracial story: But sir, that is my wife! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5101 You don’t need to bag it. Just toss up stream. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5102 It’s not Ukraine, but it’s enough for a snack. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5103 "Bear with me, but I'd prefer one that's not so fishy." 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5104 Is this wild or farmed? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5105 It's for my dating profile 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5106 Where I come from, we only learned about salmon in books! 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
5107 Oh.. Are you two related..? 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
5108 Don’t bother with the bag. I’m going to eat it on the side of the highway. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
5109 I’m on my way to Antarctica may I take my lunch with me? 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
5110 You said this was farm fresh -- it isn't! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5111 Thanks for putting this in a to-go bag! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5112 Please wrap it. It is a gift for my female friend . 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5113 Please make this a daily standing order. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5114 I want to return this -- with climate change even polar bears can find salmon to hunt. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5115 Baby food is never where you expect it to be. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5116 Farm-raised is better than nothing! 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5117 $32.99 per pound, you're kidding? This inflation is unBEARable. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5118 It just kept right into my open bag! 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5119 Wait, I’m vegetarian, is that considered meat? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5120 I'll eat it now. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5121 Did you draw that smiley face on that salmon? 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5122 That'll be $9.50 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5123 That's "Fresh-Caught Wild Alaskan Salmon" - not "Fresh Frozen Farm-Raised," right? Linda Chute, Sebastopol, CA 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5124 Can I get the 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5125 I prefer to avoid pressured species. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5126 Are you sure this is fresher than what I catch at sea? 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
5127 How much for the whole catch? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5128 Can I have an Eskimo Pie for dessert? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5129 Don't bag it, it has to be going up stream to be fresh and edible. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5130 Is the extended warranty available on this? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5131 Could I have a refund and get honey instead? 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5132 No, y'all owe me, remember? 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5133 No bag; just place it in the stream for me. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5134 Thanks, but I won't need a sack for that. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5135 I inserted the batteries and it's still not palatable. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5136 Does it come filleted? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5137 And if she doesn't like it I can get all my money back? 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5138 Is that a wild or farmed salmon? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5139 Doc says I need to up my daily fish intake 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
5140 Did you find all of the fish that you were looking for? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5141 I prefer salmon! 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
5142 Can you put it on ice, I’ve got a few more stops?” 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5143 Does it come with Chips? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5144 I’m a bear. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
5145 Tell, me, is it stream fresh or previously frozen. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
5146 I got full." 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
5147 If you pack it in water, I can tell my den mates that I caught it in the wild. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
5148 How much for the monogram? 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
5149 It’s her birthday.. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5150 Check that. Instead of paper, could you please just toss it in the air & I’ll trap it between these powerful jaws? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5151 Environmental adaption or death to all... 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
5152 The supply chain makes it impossible to get any bigger ones 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5153 The name on the tab is "Jim Gaffigan." 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
5154 It's wrong! I ordered it filleted. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5155 Could you bag that with ice, please? 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
5156 Sir, did you want this in the bag or with you? 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
5157 I was hoping for grass-fed. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
5158 Yes, there is a surcharge, because the scales on this type of fish are more bearable to eat. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5159 I'll trade you for my peanut butter sandwich! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5160 I got this fish thinking it would jump out of the water and into my mouth. But no, it just swims around and won't cooperate. I expect you to get me a fish that will jump into my mouth. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5161 I WANT A FISH BOWL!!! I NEED A FRIEND!! 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
5162 Unwrapped is fine. She's for dinner. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5163 My Social Security number? So you can go on a fishing expedition? I don't think so. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5164 Would you mind wrapping that in plastic? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5165 I'm giving up plastic for Lent... 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5166 No. I am not willing to pay 5cents for a bag. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5167 Hate to be the bearer of bad news,but frozen fish tastes just as great as fresh fish. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5168 I’d like to leave a note for the now widowed minnow… 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5169 Do you offer gift wrapping? 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
5170 Is this the "lost and found" department? 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
5171 Could you please put some ice and send it to Ukrainian kids? 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
5172 I don't need a bag. Let's just say it was wild caught by me. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
5173 Are you sure there's no Valentine's day sale offer going on anymore? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5174 Yes,I know it's organic but is it sustainably sourced ? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5175 Hey, it'll be a great NFT. And I can get more. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5176 I was wondering who keeps stealing my lunch. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
5177 Some fish for thought. Turns bears into bulls. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5178 How much is the bag going to run me? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5179 It bit me back. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5180 I just moved here from up north. Do you know where I can get good lutefisk? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5181 Are you sure is honey glazed? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5182 No bag, thanks. I'll munch on it on the way home to the ice floe. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
5183 It’s for my honey. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5184 Don't bag it. Throw it. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5185 Could you please wrap it for me? It's a gift. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5186 I'd like to try one of the smoked ones, for a change. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5187 I don't need a bag, I'm eating it now. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5188 Have you got a cold pack bag? It's pretty warm out there. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
5189 I'd like this gift wrapped, please. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
5190 If the price for fish keeps going, I may become vegan. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5191 No, no, I don't need the aquarium. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5192 Do you want to eat it here or take it away? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5193 Ordinarily I'd freeze the fish and eat it in a few days, but my freezer melted so it's dinner tonight! 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5194 I just wrap it in foil and throw it on the barbecue. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5195 I’d like to return this gift salmon. It wasn’t wild-caught 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5196 Don't bother wrapping it. Do you have any napkins? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5197 The trout is wild caught, Right? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5198 I know, but she didn't think I'd amount to much...you get it don't cha, chief? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5199 Hold on, I want my meat in a plastic bag.” 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5200 You should have let me know about the seal supply shortages BEFORE I swam down here! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5201 Would you mind removing the head first? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5202 I didn't want a stuffed fish, I want a live one! 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5203 I was counting on the for dinner. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5204 How much ice? Oh about 6 trillion tons. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
5205 Oh, fuck! 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
5206 Another proof, the russian bear went nuts. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
5207 This warm weather sure has worked out for all of us. 1.1205 0.04662 83 76 4 3
5208 Can you please put that on my account? 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
5209 Does this get me bumped up to First Class? 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
5210 No bag thanks - I’ll eat on the way to the car. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5211 I want a full refund! … The only Mercury I want is named Freddie and fronts Queen 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5212 I forgot my store loyalty card, cam you put one in for me. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5213 I’m returning this. Something smells fishy. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5214 Um, no, no bag. Just toss it to me and there’ll be a lot 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5215 Hi! Tank asked me to pickup his take-out order. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5216 Is this a daily subscription gift? I can take the fish once but a subscription will teach you for a lifetime. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5217 could you scan it as farm-raised? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5218 Mitigation. Prevention. I give up. A bear's gotta live - Ya know what I mean? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5219 I can’t swim. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5220 I know! We're not solving climate change today! I need 5 minutes before I go back out THERE - turn up the damn AC, now! 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5221 I don’t care what they say, farm-raised just isn’t the same. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5222 A bag? No thanks,I'll eat it on the way out. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
5223 Who do you think I am?! This is *way* too small. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5224 Is your tartar sauce fresh? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5225 Do I get a discount for catching it myself? 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
5226 One organic grass-fed salmon, please. No hormones or pesticides. Jus Just bag it to go. Thanks. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5227 Thanks. Switching to paper bags is really going to improve my situation. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5228 Do you take acorns? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5229 I ordered a plain fish not a marinated one, i'm allergic to oil. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5230 No need to wrap it. Just toss it up in the air. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5231 I decided to go vegan. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5232 Why fight other grizzly's in a cold Alaskan river, when I just can buy farm raised salmon Don- Nyack, NY 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5233 I only eat wild caught salmon 1.1184 0.04944 76 70 3 3
5234 You got a waterfall I can eat this with? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5235 I don't need a bag. I'll just eat it on the run. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5236 No, I do not want to buy a fare for it, it's my snack. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5237 I'd like that on ice, please! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5238 I'm afraid of waterfalls 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5239 If I didn’t win the derby, can I have that back, it’ll be dinner. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5240 I'd rather have the omega 3's instead 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5241 $20.99! I'm sorry, but is that wild caught or farmed? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5242 Is that weeks-caught? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5243 It's not frozen is it?" 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
5244 yeah, I made the switch to paper this year. Won't more people think of the fish? 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
5245 Oh don’t bother packing that one, it’s my snack time. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5246 Son, remember, I dont eat fish anymore! I'm vegan. If it has a face I will not eat it! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5247 I was really excited about salmon, but then I got home and it just sounded awful. - Bipolar Bear 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5248 I forgot the coupon. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5249 Was this wild caught? I heard the farm raised don't have enough vitamins. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
5250 Yes, I would like a salmon sandwich to go , please. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
5251 I barely have time; just scale it and give me a doggy bag please. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5252 You’re sure it was line caught, no nets? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5253 You know we. Actually prefer them slightly ag 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5254 Don't bother with the bag, I'll eat it here. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5255 Could you double bag that please? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5256 He claims he’s farmed.. unfair unless wild caught 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5257 We can deliver to the Arctic Ocean, my dear! 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5258 I plan to make salmon croquettes. 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
5259 With climate change and all it's just easier to order in. 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
5260 Believe me, it's like gold dust" 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
5261 This isn't farm raised, is it? 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5262 I'd like to return this marital aid - it smells like it's been used. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5263 can you remove the "farm raised" stamp and put "free stream raised" stamp in its place? My in-laws won't taste the difference. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
5264 I'll take it to go please 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
5265 If Hank asks, I snatched it from the spawning run, okay? 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
5266 I prefer plastic, please. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5267 If I promise not to eat it,can I have a plastic bag,please? 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
5268 Wild or farmed? I don't do farmed. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
5269 He's faster than he looks." 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5270 I’d like this in an XXL. Gotta bank some calories. No clue when the icebergs return for next year’s travel. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5271 I'd like to return this caviar. I have reason to believe it has passed its expiration date. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5272 Not really, just woke up on the flow craving lox. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5273 My doctor wants me to shift to aardvarks, but, like, "In this economy?!" Plus, I mean, look at it... so fresh it's trying to swim upshoulder to spawn. Also, sshh. My girlfriend told me only to wear this costume in our bedroom. So controlling. Burrp! 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5274 Any other choices? I'm salmoned-out. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5275 I couldn't be bothered teaching him, so I'll be here every day. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5276 Do you have a 3D color printer? 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5277 Cash - the kids are still asleep. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5278 I just never liked the wild-caught. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5279 On second thought, now that you’re charging for bags, I think I’ll just eat it right now. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5280 Is the fish farmed ? 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5281 I just can't keep getting take-out. 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
5282 I’m cooking Salmon Sashimi tonight. Do you want to come over? 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
5283 There’s something fishy about this fish. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5284 Oh, I don’t need a bag, thank you 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5285 If Joe Rogan asks me on his show, I mean I guess I'd do it. 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
5286 Can you something on top of it? They tend to swim up bag. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5287 Do you know if this salmon is wild caught? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5288 I only like the ones caught while leaping up a waterfall. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5289 OH! Don't bother wrapping it. I'll eat it along the way. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5290 Would you like some bagged ice to keep it cold? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5291 A TREAT FOR THE LITTLE LADY AT HOME 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5292 Also, can you do something about the honey packaging? 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
5293 I want wild salmon not farmed salmon. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5294 Why do you ask if I'm locally sourced? 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
5295 when I took a bite of this fish it tasted like CHOCOLATE! and you know how bears don't like chocolate. Do I get a full refund? 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
5296 Can you pack it in ice so I feel at home? 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
5297 I’m sorry, but I think that your thumb was on the scale. 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
5298 Thanks but “Hank the Tank” isn’t that flattering! 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
5299 Sorry we can’t accept returns without a receipt. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
5300 I'm going to step back and you can just toss that sucker up. 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
5301 Who’s your supplier? 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5302 Yah,Ole mackerel! 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5303 Rather. than a bag, I'd prefer it leaping over rapids. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5304 Happy Birthday! Just make those grill marks straight! 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5305 This is my brother. He lives in a bag. 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
5306 Don't bother. I'll eat him right here. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5307 Put this on account I forgot my wallet back at the den. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5308 I'd prefer that your seafood section could seal a deal..... 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5309 I have fresh caught Arctic Char!! 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
5310 They all look alike don't they Yeah that's mine 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
5311 So you would like to return this fish.... Do you have a receipt? 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
5312 Can you please pack it in ice caps? 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5313 No thanks, I’m worried about Mercury. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5314 It was supposed to be low-sodium. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5315 Deforestation,you know how it is. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5316 Put it in some ice? I'm out. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5317 Don’t worry—I returned Goldilocks safely to her family. But I *might* have eaten her dad’s pinkie. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5318 I think you have my take-out order 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5319 No bag, thank you. I'l just eat it here. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5320 Bear with me. I’d like the perfect sized catch for my little cub scout’s post hibernation gift. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5321 Forget the packaging, I'm trying to save the planet. I might need a napkin, though." 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5322 I can't understand why you reject fish as cryptocurrency. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5323 I don't need a bag. I can just carry it tin my teeth 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
5324 No need to wrap it, I just came out of hibernation and I'm starved. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5325 Double-bag it, please .I'm traveling South! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5326 And, four AA batteries, please. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5327 ‘No need to wrap it up. I’ll just eat it here.’ 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5328 Is that farm-raised or caught in the wild? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5329 Is that your fish, How did you google it? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5330 Can you wrap that in ice so I can store it for the Winter 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5331 Farm-raised? But I get only wild catch. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5332 Could I possibly see one in puce? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5333 Thanks, but really the gift bag is pointless. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5334 My den is a real mess. I couldn't find a single reusable bag. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5335 can you wrap that for the freezer? 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5336 I'm sorry, I will not accept farm-raised. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5337 Do you mind giving me a discount for my baby? 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5338 The tomatoes,onion, and cream cheese I could find, but not capers or anything I'd call bagels! 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5339 How many times do I have to tell you Sir, King salmon and Chinook salmon is the same thing. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5340 I've always preferred fresh to canned. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5341 What's that got to do with the price of fish? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5342 OMG, we need a really hook-y bridge! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5343 I'm starving, forget the bag. NB fraught with social commentary and not meant to be funny 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5344 Do you nave king size quilts or extra large seeping bags? 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5345 ‘I don’t like the bag thing. Just wrap it in some butcher paper and tape it’ l d soderlind, st louis park, mn. 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
5346 I was told I just needed to tap 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5347 Can’t breath so hot, you call this winter 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5348 How can I be sure that this is a wild-caught fish? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5349 Today's fly fishing tournament limits my fast food choices. 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
5350 I'm telling you the fish is defective! It only swims downriver. 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
5351 Oh, you know what? I don’t even need a bag. It’s just a nibble for the drive home. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5352 I know I'm not supposed to eat during hibernation, but the coming winter is predicted to be extra harsh, and I'm pregnant. You don't have to freeze the fish. I'll just take it like it is for my long winter snack....I mean, nap. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5353 Are you sure it's fresh? 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
5354 Can I get a free bag with my EBT card? 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
5355 Is this bag biodegradable? 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5356 Ordinarily, I would prefer the ‘wild caught’. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5357 Is this free-range and gluten-free? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5358 Trying out the new smoker. I’m going to use an alder plank and make a nice marinade with herbs and garlic. Naw, I’m just playin’—alley-oop that bitch. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5359 Are you sure it's three-days old? I have a houseguest.... 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
5360 I would like to send this downstream. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5361 I lost some teeth and hurt my paw in a cave possession brawl. I am so glad you have these fresh, not frozen. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
5362 You can just hold the fish normally, if you want. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
5363 I’ll say…Market certainly isn’t what it used to be 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5364 Fished or Farmed? 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5365 Oh, no bag, please. Just a few napkins ... and maybe some barbecue sauce?? 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5366 I have a question ? If I eat this fish will "they" be able to track me ? 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5367 What did you expect, I’m a bear 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
5368 I could get a way better deal in a bull market. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
5369 Is it salmon or tuna? 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
5370 You have Internet and you don't know that polar bears don't like this kind of fish? 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
5371 How would you like to pay? Cash? Card? 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
5372 Don’t bother bagging it; I’ll eat it NOW! 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
5373 I asked my husband to pick up wild caught, not farm raised. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5374 If you had a run on salmon, can't I get more than one? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5375 I love them so much that I thought you might enjoy one for your birthday! 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5376 Dude, why the hell do they have to put fake sugar in lite drinks, can't they just do half sugar and call it a day? I got lemonade thinking it was half sugar, missed the suraclose on the ingredients list 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5377 I swear I check no substitutes in the app but always end up with the canned stuff. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5378 The delivery drones can't handle the heat. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5379 This anteater drops a jar in aisle four. By the time someone comes with a mop, the spill has already scattered. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
5380 I'd prefer a plastic bag rather than paper. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
5381 BOGO…is that Buy One, Get One Hundred free? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5382 Can I have that in a separate bag? I don't want it to be put next to the organic onions. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5383 I thought prime member discounts were better 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5384 I also need a cub and a starter cave. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5385 I don't need a bag. I'm trying to cut back on packaged foods. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5386 When it starts to smell fishy - give us a call. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5387 I’m sorry Mr. Oso but your currency looks to have inflated. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5388 Can you tell me if it was sustainably sourced? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5389 It's mate bait> 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5390 So your saying there is no refunds? I just didn’t realize it was actually past it’s prime until I got home. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5391 The frozen fish sticks give me indigestion. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5392 No need to bag. I'll just eat it as is. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
5393 Had I known, I would have brought something plastic that drifted home. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5394 Extra butter please 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5395 See, I told you, as stiff as a board. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5396 Normally I catch my own, but the wife wants me to work on some honey-dos. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5397 No bag, I'm going to chase it down the street, it feels more authentic. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5398 All the goood ones find their way here! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5399 No. Need to wrap it, Thank you. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5400 Let’s keep it real and use plastic. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5401 But Mr. Bear, that’s not exactly what ‘wild caught’ means. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5402 Is it wild or farmed salmon ? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5403 Is the salmon wild caught or previously frozen? Because I only eat wild caught. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5404 I'm sorry...you asked for lunch, right? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5405 I know global warming means I don't have to work the ice flows anymore, but really, the quality was so much better. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5406 I don't want the wife to know I played poker all day, do you have one with teeth marks? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5407 Russia's animals escape Putin's country and have to go to the EU. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5408 I didn’t order fish. I just wanted to see what a real bear looks like. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5409 Um...is the bag made out of fish skin? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5410 You don't need to wrap it. I'll eat it on the way out. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5411 Oh, I don't need a bag. That's what mouths are for. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5412 Does that come with Covid? 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5413 You don't need to wrap it I'm eating it now. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5414 No need to wrap it up. I’ll just eat it here. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5415 The salmon is too salty! 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5416 Forget about bagging my slippery fish (wink), I'm bearly able to contain myself from mauling your stupid face in the break room. Like that fish, I'm a bottom feeder (wink) (aggressive hand motion 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5417 But it's my service lox. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5418 Please put that back in the water!a 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5419 No need for a bag, I will eat it here. It’s just the appetizer. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5420 How am I going to this fish home to my Aquarium in a paper bag? Is this a bear thing or what? 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
5421 Tell me, why is plastic still even an option? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5422 Don't you have anything bigger? I really don't think anyone needs to know where my salmon comes from. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5423 I thought he meant that HE was the free sample. 1.0938 0.04838 64 60 2 2
5424 I need post office box. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5425 regardless of supply chain issues … come November … I shall require 30 of these units per-diem 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5426 What do you mean 'Did I buy it here?' Can't you see the o-fish-al receipt? 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5427 ‘Might it go well with an Yquem?’ 1.0933 0.04318 75 70 3 2
5428 What do you mean I can't get my fish because this is returns? That's how I used to catch them. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5429 I want to switch to bait. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5430 No, Tank said a big fish about your size. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5431 What kind of fish is this? I want to buy it. I'm a bear! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5432 I ordered sushi? 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5433 I found the packed ice,but what I'm looking for is the ice pack. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5434 Don’t bother with the bag it’s going straight up my ass. 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
5435 Aril Fish Day (Posson d'Avril ) !!! Carnaval starts with dried herrings mandatory wrapped in paper not in plastic !!! 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5436 Are you sure that it will not fishy flavor...? 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5437 This fish is not from the Artic, right? If it is, it'll be over cooked. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5438 Great, looks like I am all set for today. Nope, no lessons here...btw I am a bear 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5439 I'm sorry, but I'm on an all veggie diet. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5440 Is Hunter Biden suddenly in the cartoon business? Could have guessed. Is the BIG GUY helping ? 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5441 Are these farm raised or wild caught? 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5442 I don't want to sleep with the fishes. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5443 Do you have your receipt ? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5444 You'll have to pass a qualifying round to determine if you're eligible. 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
5445 Just bill it to Global Warming... 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5446 A bag? No thanks. I'm going to eat it here. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5447 I'm returning this because it smells fishy. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5448 Will it keep for 6 months? 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5449 Farm-raised Salmon is also environmentally responsible. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
5450 Could you wrap it in a tent? 1.0864 0.04005 81 76 3 2
5451 Are you a member of the co-op? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5452 Sir, do you know if that's wild salmon? Because I don't eat that farm-raised stuff. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
5453 Check it agaain. You know I only eat local catch. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5454 Can I return the Salmon if it is not fresh" 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
5455 Do you have receipt? 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
5456 I'm really hungry but is it organic? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5457 Forget the bag, I'm eating it now. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5458 Some gifts never go out of fashion. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5459 You know what? The red herring on sale sounded a little fishy to me, as well. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5460 Ah, I hate to bother you, but could you pack it in ice? We're really low these days, and we have to keep it cold until the weekend. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5461 cccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
5462 Do you mind if I have that? I forgot my money. 1.0833 0.04924 60 57 1 2
5463 Forget the packaging. It keeps piling up in my neighborhood. 1.0833 0.04311 72 68 2 2
5464 No need for a bag. I'm dining in. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
5465 This salmon I took from your cold locker last night is dead, where do you keep the live ones? 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5466 Yes, put it on the "M-A-U-L" tab. Can you find that account for me? 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5467 I usually prefer frresh 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5468 Thanks,Henry. I 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5469 I usually grab a bite in open waters but I don’t want to miss The Real Housewives. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
5470 Woman- What do they say? When are they coming for us? 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
5471 My parents are coming to town for the weekend. Do You have picnic baskets by any chance ? 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5472 Um,...are you going to eat that salmon, Sam? 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5473 What was the issue? Smelly and not smiley. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5474 It really doesn't seem fresh. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5475 Don't listen to him. I"m only going to eat his liver this time. 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
5476 I need something more powerful! 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5477 I knew it was a mistake to go with paper. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5478 haha funny caption 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5479 rawwwww(r)? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5480 Could you double bag that? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5481 Do you know if these are farm-raised or wild? 1.0746 0.04417 67 64 1 2
5482 Do you happen to have an 'upstream' setting in your bathtub? 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5483 You didn't ask if I wanted paper or plastic. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5484 Pan-seared medium with a little salt and olive oil, please 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5485 I'll take that with extra butter. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5486 I had a problem streaming it 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5487 I know it's not environmentally friendly, but plastic instead of paper, please. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5488 I ordered the Extra Large. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5489 'Quick question: are fishmongers 'pescatarian'?' 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5490 We need to ice him up,I’m afraid the paper bag won’t do! 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
5491 Hey pushkin," Don't you have fish steak, pity get me a Russian vodka on second though make it as ukrainian vodka." i heard ukrainnian home-made vodka makes you blown away. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
5492 Do you charge extra for the bag? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5493 Ukrainians aren't the only ones losing habitat 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
5494 Your label said organic.... 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5495 I would prefer to have the fish unwrapped, just easier on the rheumatism ya know. 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
5496 Do you know how hard it is to catch one of these swimming upstream. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5497 That salmon has always been mine. Hand it over or else. 1.0698 0.03220 86 81 4 1
5498 Don't wrap it. I 'll eat it now 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5499 I don't want it if it was farmed. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
5500 Can I get that with lots and lots of ice? 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5501 By any chance may I exchange this item for fish oil in gel tablets? 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5502 Give a bear a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a bear to fish…. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5503 The deli dept was all out of smoked salmon. 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
5504 Honestly, I try to catch fish by myself, but global warming has affected my ability to catch my own fish. 1.0649 0.03377 77 73 3 1
5505 Now is that salted 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5506 How much for the fish? 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
5507 Can you absolutely promise that it's gluten free? 1.0641 0.03335 78 74 3 1
5508 I thought there was a discount for short-dated salmon. 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
5509 I already told you. My name’s not Teddy. 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
5510 Is the salmon farm raised or wild caught? 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
5511 Can I have paper? It's eco-friendlier 1.0625 0.03776 64 61 2 1
5512 It's all about the convenience. Edgar Zapata, Orlando FL 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5513 As long as it looks “wild caught” , I can get away with it. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5514 I hope you weren't expecting wine. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5515 I said you always seem to bring vmcrap, not carp. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5516 Paper,yes—but I’m really interested in lessons. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5517 I forgot my wallet. Should I claw someone about it? 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
5518 please don't put that in a paper bag 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
5519 Obviously frozen. I asked for fresh. 1.0575 0.02510 87 82 5 0
5520 I'm currently working on my dessertation" 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5521 But if I put a mask on in the store then how will anyone know my political beliefs? Which are mostly based on the redistribution of salmon. 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
5522 But the ad said that there was 50% off on the sales. Else, there are plenty of fishes in the sea. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5523 Do you know if that fish is vegan? 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
5524 For my tinder-date, hope she isn't a catfish 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
5525 Global warming has caused me to go shopping for dinner since I can't go fishing anymore. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0