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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2022-02-06T17:44:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2022-03-20T16:45:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2022-03-14T16:45:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | March 21, 2022 |
Number of captions | 5526 |
Number of responses | 710753 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Teach a bear to shop and he will never have to fish again. | 1.9170 | 0.01532 | 2879 | 1102 | 914 | 863 |
1 | Could you toss it to me instead? I want to tell my wife I caught it. | 1.8571 | 0.02057 | 1512 | 607 | 514 | 391 |
2 | It's an appetizer. I'm having people for dinner tonight. | 1.8218 | 0.01302 | 4148 | 1894 | 1099 | 1155 |
3 | Throw it to me. I want to say I caught it. | 1.8148 | 0.01409 | 3202 | 1369 | 1057 | 776 |
4 | This is so much easier. I wish I thought of it sooner. | 1.7991 | 0.01908 | 1633 | 682 | 597 | 354 |
5 | I'm on a salmon run. | 1.7989 | 0.01696 | 2143 | 919 | 736 | 488 |
6 | No bag. In fact, if you could toss it at me, that would be great. | 1.7988 | 0.02018 | 1461 | 611 | 533 | 317 |
7 | I prefer wild caught but my husband can’t tell the difference. | 1.7935 | 0.01795 | 1787 | 737 | 682 | 368 |
8 | No bag, thanks. I want my wife to think I caught it. | 1.7693 | 0.01369 | 3272 | 1468 | 1091 | 713 |
9 | The stream was on my commute but we're work-from-home now. | 1.7680 | 0.01595 | 2297 | 999 | 832 | 466 |
10 | When I was a kid, we had to catch our own fish! | 1.7649 | 0.01509 | 2565 | 1121 | 926 | 518 |
11 | Do I look like I want a bag? | 1.7629 | 0.02783 | 831 | 389 | 250 | 192 |
12 | No bag—my cubs still think I catch my own salmon. | 1.7625 | 0.01470 | 2577 | 1096 | 997 | 484 |
13 | Obviously you haven’t stood for hours in a freezing river trying to catch one with your mouth! | 1.7592 | 0.01432 | 2886 | 1285 | 1011 | 590 |
14 | That didn’t come from a river where peanuts are processed, did it? | 1.7581 | 0.01572 | 2555 | 1190 | 793 | 572 |
15 | Can I get a discount? This fish is dead. | 1.7570 | 0.01528 | 2638 | 1210 | 859 | 569 |
16 | Don't bother with the bag -- I'll eat it in the car. | 1.7533 | 0.01454 | 2688 | 1177 | 997 | 514 |
17 | Some blonde ate all my porridge. | 1.7508 | 0.02363 | 1196 | 585 | 324 | 287 |
18 | You're sure it's wild caught? My in-laws can tell. | 1.7478 | 0.02075 | 1265 | 544 | 496 | 225 |
19 | I was in the mood for fast food tonight | 1.7473 | 0.01523 | 2442 | 1078 | 903 | 461 |
20 | I was assigned omnivore at birth, but I identify as pescatarian. | 1.7377 | 0.01716 | 2093 | 991 | 660 | 442 |
21 | I used to catch them myself. But by the time I fly up to Alaska and take a taxi out to the river, the carbon footprint is the same. | 1.7229 | 0.01532 | 2515 | 1187 | 838 | 490 |
22 | Tough year….overhybernated and missed the salmon run | 1.7206 | 0.02460 | 995 | 477 | 319 | 199 |
23 | I’d appreciate the ‘Endangered Species’ discount | 1.7178 | 0.01374 | 3171 | 1522 | 1022 | 627 |
24 | The airline said I could check one emotional support animal. | 1.7167 | 0.01696 | 2192 | 1089 | 635 | 468 |
25 | If my wife asks, you never saw me. | 1.7165 | 0.01833 | 1707 | 800 | 591 | 316 |
26 | When I said Holy Mackerel...I meant the price | 1.7145 | 0.01507 | 2620 | 1260 | 848 | 512 |
27 | I find my odds are much better at catching them here. | 1.7137 | 0.01637 | 2047 | 938 | 757 | 352 |
28 | ... it's the standing in the river getting my feet wet I can't stand, you know?" | 1.7132 | 0.02464 | 910 | 419 | 333 | 158 |
29 | This is the only place I can get wild-caught anymore. | 1.7113 | 0.01406 | 2889 | 1362 | 999 | 528 |
30 | I know, but the water is soooo cold. | 1.7084 | 0.01731 | 1917 | 911 | 654 | 352 |
31 | There were a dozen but I got hungry in line. | 1.7054 | 0.01433 | 2739 | 1292 | 962 | 485 |
32 | I'd like to return it for something in salmon. | 1.7008 | 0.01647 | 2099 | 1005 | 717 | 377 |
33 | I miss the chase. | 1.6998 | 0.01615 | 2075 | 966 | 766 | 343 |
34 | Actually,would you mind stepping back a bit and throwing it at me? | 1.6981 | 0.03030 | 616 | 295 | 212 | 109 |
35 | Actually, you can skip the bag--I'll just take it in my mouth so my wife thinks I caught it in the river. | 1.6959 | 0.01861 | 1539 | 715 | 577 | 247 |
36 | If it comes up, you never saw me. I told my family I was going to the river | 1.6953 | 0.01631 | 2012 | 938 | 749 | 325 |
37 | Believe me, I can tell fresh from frozen! | 1.6915 | 0.01588 | 2133 | 1004 | 783 | 346 |
38 | I used to look for fish in rivers, but then I found this place. | 1.6908 | 0.01593 | 2183 | 1046 | 766 | 371 |
39 | Sure, it's fresh. I know the guy who caught it. | 1.6902 | 0.01566 | 2802 | 1531 | 608 | 663 |
40 | What, precisely, does "wild caught" mean to you? | 1.6855 | 0.01830 | 1628 | 780 | 580 | 268 |
41 | This is wild caught, right? | 1.6841 | 0.01710 | 1950 | 961 | 644 | 345 |
42 | You can just put it in my mouth. | 1.6836 | 0.01714 | 1912 | 935 | 647 | 330 |
43 | Oh, yes, it’s so nice having folks over for dinner again. It seems like we’ve been in hibernation forever! | 1.6827 | 0.01800 | 1680 | 808 | 597 | 275 |
44 | I know 'wild caught' and this is definitely farm raised. | 1.6812 | 0.01710 | 1854 | 892 | 661 | 301 |
45 | You never saw me. | 1.6812 | 0.01746 | 1860 | 918 | 617 | 325 |
46 | Don't bother bagging it, I'll eat it on the way home. | 1.6800 | 0.01763 | 1722 | 824 | 625 | 273 |
47 | I had to stop catching them myself. Bad arthritis. | 1.6782 | 0.01779 | 2216 | 1248 | 433 | 535 |
48 | I used to have to go upstream for these. | 1.6776 | 0.02032 | 1253 | 591 | 475 | 187 |
49 | Can you suggest a wine pairing? | 1.6756 | 0.02682 | 780 | 386 | 261 | 133 |
50 | It's tough in a bear market. | 1.6646 | 0.02466 | 954 | 490 | 294 | 170 |
51 | You didn't see me here. My wife thinks I catch these. | 1.6610 | 0.01568 | 2401 | 1253 | 709 | 439 |
52 | Speaking of common misconceptions - do you have a restroom? | 1.6596 | 0.02053 | 1604 | 908 | 334 | 362 |
53 | They said this one is farm-raised and home-schooled. But aren't they all home-schooled, technically? | 1.6596 | 0.02021 | 1319 | 656 | 456 | 207 |
54 | No. No bag. I couldn't bear the humiliation. | 1.6555 | 0.02061 | 1289 | 651 | 431 | 207 |
55 | I thought you should know, someone left a big mess in the honey aisle. | 1.6522 | 0.01872 | 1849 | 1032 | 428 | 389 |
56 | I used to catch them myself, but working remotely now. | 1.6488 | 0.01811 | 1925 | 1064 | 473 | 388 |
57 | I’ve had fresher. | 1.6482 | 0.02107 | 1225 | 624 | 408 | 193 |
58 | I’ve had salmon 3,255 nights in a row. | 1.6460 | 0.02382 | 966 | 496 | 316 | 154 |
59 | Do you have anything with a little more fight in it? | 1.6451 | 0.02146 | 1158 | 587 | 395 | 176 |
60 | And a Jar of honey. | 1.6418 | 0.02171 | 1128 | 574 | 384 | 170 |
61 | I’d catch one myself, but I just had my nails done. | 1.6367 | 0.02083 | 1324 | 708 | 389 | 227 |
62 | I've never understood the appeal of standing in a freezing river for hours on end. | 1.6362 | 0.02109 | 1336 | 728 | 366 | 242 |
63 | Would you mind tossing it up in the air so I feel wild? | 1.6327 | 0.02137 | 1130 | 575 | 395 | 160 |
64 | Is it antibiotic-free, growth hormone-free, non-gmo, free-range, certified-organic, low-mercury/dioxin/PCB, and line-caught? | 1.6326 | 0.02437 | 958 | 513 | 284 | 161 |
65 | No bag please. It spoils the illusion. | 1.6290 | 0.02225 | 1105 | 583 | 349 | 173 |
66 | I thought prices were lower in a bear market. | 1.6262 | 0.02389 | 1153 | 675 | 234 | 244 |
67 | Could you throw it in the air so I can catch it in my mouth? It tastes better that way. | 1.6210 | 0.02435 | 926 | 496 | 285 | 145 |
68 | No bag. Just toss it in the air. | 1.6207 | 0.02133 | 1276 | 704 | 352 | 220 |
69 | I wasn’t in the mood to get my hair wet. | 1.6155 | 0.02372 | 952 | 508 | 302 | 142 |
70 | I'm avoiding red meat, which I suppose is good news for you | 1.6144 | 0.02151 | 1263 | 706 | 338 | 219 |
71 | Have you got any bigger fish to fry? | 1.6130 | 0.02512 | 876 | 477 | 261 | 138 |
72 | I don’t judge you when you eat fast food! | 1.6120 | 0.02560 | 830 | 449 | 254 | 127 |
73 | A friend gave me a nice white,and I need something to go with it | 1.6117 | 0.02682 | 703 | 367 | 242 | 94 |
74 | I’ll take it without the bag; my wife thinks I’ve been fishing. | 1.6067 | 0.02219 | 1111 | 608 | 332 | 171 |
75 | Just confirming that the fish is definitely wild caught. | 1.6063 | 0.03202 | 536 | 294 | 159 | 83 |
76 | Some days I just like to pamper myself. | 1.6063 | 0.02482 | 889 | 487 | 265 | 137 |
77 | I've just had my claws done. | 1.6037 | 0.02590 | 815 | 448 | 242 | 125 |
78 | Sometimes I like fish other times I love a Klondike. My boyfriend says I’m a bipolar bear. | 1.6036 | 0.02668 | 787 | 438 | 223 | 126 |
79 | It’s a special anniversary gift for my husband. Year five is Tuna. | 1.6034 | 0.03505 | 474 | 269 | 124 | 81 |
80 | I tried Amazon, but they sent Piranha | 1.6033 | 0.02910 | 673 | 378 | 184 | 111 |
81 | Oh, and can I get half a pound of the baby seal with that? | 1.6026 | 0.02773 | 697 | 380 | 214 | 103 |
82 | There's a farm? | 1.6007 | 0.02616 | 884 | 514 | 209 | 161 |
83 | My friends call me crazy but I just prefer the taste of store-bought. | 1.5982 | 0.02440 | 891 | 487 | 275 | 129 |
84 | I'm sorry sir, we don't accept returns on fresh fish. Or anything with bitemarks | 1.5956 | 0.03059 | 591 | 331 | 168 | 92 |
85 | It's not for eating. It's a support animal. | 1.5939 | 0.03200 | 554 | 315 | 149 | 90 |
86 | Paper please, I get enough plastic in the fish. | 1.5938 | 0.02665 | 842 | 492 | 200 | 150 |
87 | Yes, I *could* spend the afternoon swatting Sockeye from an ice-cold raging waterfall. Or, you could finish bagging that bad boy and everybody goes home happy. | 1.5936 | 0.02611 | 881 | 516 | 207 | 158 |
88 | By the way, you need to restock your garbage bin. | 1.5935 | 0.02887 | 679 | 386 | 183 | 110 |
89 | How about a solemn promise not to maul you to death in lieu of cash? | 1.5922 | 0.02732 | 743 | 419 | 208 | 116 |
90 | Sometimes it's just easier to order takeout. | 1.5883 | 0.02440 | 940 | 536 | 255 | 149 |
91 | And the best part about shopping here is I don’t even have to dry off afterwards. | 1.5858 | 0.02857 | 536 | 274 | 210 | 52 |
92 | You wouldn’t believe the lineup at the river these days. | 1.5845 | 0.02587 | 698 | 368 | 252 | 78 |
93 | I hate to be that bear, but where was this fish caught? | 1.5823 | 0.02718 | 747 | 427 | 205 | 115 |
94 | And then out of the blue my daughter decides she’s a pescatarian. | 1.5806 | 0.02886 | 639 | 360 | 187 | 92 |
95 | If I cared whether it was wild caught,would I be here? | 1.5805 | 0.02574 | 882 | 520 | 212 | 150 |
96 | Forget the bag. Just toss it up in the air. | 1.5803 | 0.02656 | 772 | 440 | 216 | 116 |
97 | At that price I might as well catch and kill it myself.” | 1.5803 | 0.02871 | 710 | 419 | 170 | 121 |
98 | When you add up travel expenses,it's just cheaper to buy it here. | 1.5799 | 0.02676 | 726 | 405 | 221 | 100 |
99 | I know barter’s not your business model but all I want is a half hour in your trash. | 1.5747 | 0.03122 | 569 | 330 | 151 | 88 |
100 | Todd in isle 5 was very helpful and delicious. | 1.5699 | 0.02963 | 651 | 386 | 159 | 106 |
101 | Look, you're not the only species with supply chain issues. | 1.5683 | 0.02973 | 644 | 382 | 158 | 104 |
102 | Don't forget my endangered species discount. | 1.5679 | 0.02943 | 648 | 382 | 164 | 102 |
103 | Can you mark it 'Wild Caught' for me... | 1.5677 | 0.02985 | 643 | 383 | 155 | 105 |
104 | Cash--when I charge, people scream. | 1.5676 | 0.04667 | 259 | 153 | 65 | 41 |
105 | Really? You think she'd like flowers better? | 1.5667 | 0.02949 | 630 | 368 | 167 | 95 |
106 | I found that I already had one just like it at home. | 1.5664 | 0.03341 | 459 | 260 | 138 | 61 |
107 | It looked a lot bigger online | 1.5647 | 0.02835 | 680 | 398 | 180 | 102 |
108 | My supply chain was a river. What do you guys use? | 1.5637 | 0.03100 | 518 | 291 | 162 | 65 |
109 | Can you make it look like it fought for its life? | 1.5626 | 0.03151 | 535 | 310 | 149 | 76 |
110 | Yeah, and then the ice cap melted and so that's how I ended up Los Angeles. | 1.5615 | 0.03162 | 561 | 334 | 139 | 88 |
111 | I'll give you ten bucks to keep this between us. | 1.5605 | 0.02929 | 612 | 354 | 173 | 85 |
112 | Reason for return? It tastes like chicken. | 1.5594 | 0.03049 | 631 | 385 | 139 | 107 |
113 | I told her I was going fishing. | 1.5586 | 0.03149 | 555 | 329 | 142 | 84 |
114 | We moved to the suburbs for the garbage but the wife still likes the occasional fish. | 1.5554 | 0.03122 | 542 | 317 | 149 | 76 |
115 | Because at the stream you can't get bagels, schmear, capers, and chopped onions. | 1.5550 | 0.03032 | 618 | 374 | 145 | 99 |
116 | I caught it with my bear hands. | 1.5545 | 0.03057 | 642 | 399 | 130 | 113 |
117 | Remember, I caught this the old-fashioned way; I was never here. | 1.5496 | 0.03212 | 544 | 330 | 129 | 85 |
118 | Can you just toss it into the air so I can say I caught it? | 1.5493 | 0.02943 | 619 | 368 | 162 | 89 |
119 | Could you just toss that in the air for me? | 1.5480 | 0.03114 | 542 | 320 | 147 | 75 |
120 | We're actually lousy at catching them. | 1.5468 | 0.03357 | 523 | 326 | 108 | 89 |
121 | Forget the bag - just throw it in the air. | 1.5455 | 0.03182 | 517 | 306 | 140 | 71 |
122 | Could you put bite marks on it so it looks like I caught it. | 1.5449 | 0.03143 | 523 | 308 | 145 | 70 |
123 | Don't bother, we both know he's not making it to the parking lot. | 1.5442 | 0.03585 | 441 | 271 | 100 | 70 |
124 | Just to make sure--is this salmon wild or GMO? | 1.5440 | 0.03352 | 432 | 248 | 133 | 51 |
125 | I couldn't find a bar code, either. | 1.5435 | 0.03218 | 517 | 310 | 133 | 74 |
126 | Paper please. There’s usually a plastic bag inside. | 1.5434 | 0.03852 | 357 | 213 | 94 | 50 |
127 | Whew! If you didn't carry salmon, I'd be up the creek! | 1.5417 | 0.03539 | 432 | 261 | 108 | 63 |
128 | Yes, I am new in the neighborhood; climate change, you know. | 1.5414 | 0.03100 | 543 | 323 | 146 | 74 |
129 | Instead of a bag, could you just throw it into a trash can for me? | 1.5413 | 0.03316 | 460 | 270 | 131 | 59 |
130 | Throw it to me so I can tell my wife I caught it. | 1.5412 | 0.03401 | 486 | 299 | 111 | 76 |
131 | Throw it to me so I can say I caught it. | 1.5401 | 0.03138 | 561 | 343 | 133 | 85 |
132 | Just this one. I'm trying to go full vegan. | 1.5397 | 0.03317 | 441 | 255 | 134 | 52 |
133 | I don't want to be taught to fish. I just want the fish! | 1.5395 | 0.03261 | 506 | 306 | 127 | 73 |
134 | No, I don't care what type of bag. Can you just throw it up in the air for me? | 1.5386 | 0.03337 | 505 | 312 | 114 | 79 |
135 | I started calling it lox when we were relocated to the Bronx Zoo. | 1.5383 | 0.03440 | 470 | 289 | 109 | 72 |
136 | My husband’s still in that stupid stream. | 1.5369 | 0.03599 | 406 | 244 | 106 | 56 |
137 | No bag... she'll know I wasn't fishing with the guys last night. | 1.5340 | 0.03358 | 485 | 298 | 115 | 72 |
138 | I couldn't find the lemon and dill. | 1.5326 | 0.03350 | 430 | 251 | 129 | 50 |
139 | No bag! I'll eat it now. | 1.5321 | 0.03403 | 421 | 247 | 124 | 50 |
140 | Well, I would have returned it within 30 days, but I was hibernating! | 1.5310 | 0.03553 | 435 | 269 | 101 | 65 |
141 | ... and a bottle of Pinot Blanc. | 1.5307 | 0.03562 | 424 | 260 | 103 | 61 |
142 | If anyone asks, I caught this in my mouth out of mid-air at the stream, OK? | 1.5301 | 0.03066 | 549 | 331 | 145 | 73 |
143 | Please throw it to me so that I can say I caught it. | 1.5300 | 0.03672 | 417 | 261 | 91 | 65 |
144 | Supply chain issues upstream. | 1.5298 | 0.03606 | 436 | 274 | 93 | 69 |
145 | Does that look fresh to you? | 1.5297 | 0.03294 | 404 | 228 | 138 | 38 |
146 | Not to get too personal, but I'm a bipolar bear. | 1.5283 | 0.03655 | 424 | 267 | 90 | 67 |
147 | It just taste better when someone else catches it. | 1.5283 | 0.03543 | 407 | 245 | 109 | 53 |
148 | I splash water on my face, I come through the door with this bad boy in my jaws, and I might just get lucky tonight. | 1.5280 | 0.03865 | 375 | 235 | 82 | 58 |
149 | So I was like, "You guys put in that dam, and I'll have to shop in town!" And now they're acting all "Oh, we didn't know." Can you believe people? | 1.5230 | 0.03576 | 434 | 273 | 95 | 66 |
150 | Just toss it to me so at least I can claim I caught it. | 1.5228 | 0.03329 | 461 | 280 | 121 | 60 |
151 | I prefer wild Alaskan but Atlantic will do in a pinch. | 1.5224 | 0.03557 | 335 | 189 | 117 | 29 |
152 | Would you mind labeling it "wild caught" | 1.5212 | 0.03485 | 424 | 259 | 109 | 56 |
153 | Yes, I'll be paying with credit carp. | 1.5204 | 0.03697 | 367 | 222 | 99 | 46 |
154 | That one just leapt out at me. | 1.5199 | 0.03437 | 452 | 281 | 107 | 64 |
155 | I'm working from home. The only streaming I'm doing is on my computer. | 1.5189 | 0.03382 | 449 | 275 | 115 | 59 |
156 | Could you fillet it? I’ve just had my claws done. | 1.5181 | 0.03608 | 415 | 260 | 95 | 60 |
157 | I prefer wild-caught, but to be honest, I can’t really tell much difference. | 1.5179 | 0.03514 | 390 | 233 | 112 | 45 |
158 | Let's just keep this a secret, ok? | 1.5175 | 0.03485 | 400 | 240 | 113 | 47 |
159 | With everything that’s going on in the world, I just want to watch TV and eat comfort foods | 1.5168 | 0.03576 | 358 | 210 | 111 | 37 |
160 | Just need it for a picture. I want women on mating apps to know I can provide for them. | 1.5160 | 0.03743 | 374 | 232 | 91 | 51 |
161 | If my family asks, you saw me down by the rapids. | 1.5145 | 0.03334 | 447 | 272 | 120 | 55 |
162 | This would be a lot easier for me if you would just leave them in the river. | 1.5143 | 0.03734 | 385 | 242 | 88 | 55 |
163 | Do you have a woods I can use? | 1.5141 | 0.03723 | 389 | 245 | 88 | 56 |
164 | I can't pay. My assets are frozen. | 1.5116 | 0.03758 | 389 | 248 | 83 | 58 |
165 | This is our little secret, right? | 1.5104 | 0.03400 | 433 | 266 | 113 | 54 |
166 | "Could you cut the head off? The eyes creep me out." | 1.5098 | 0.04015 | 306 | 187 | 82 | 37 |
167 | I can only afford the bear necessities | 1.5094 | 0.03628 | 371 | 226 | 101 | 44 |
168 | I’ll take the fish to go. You, I will eat here. | 1.5087 | 0.04105 | 289 | 176 | 79 | 34 |
169 | This is much easier than working the waterfall. | 1.5086 | 0.03424 | 407 | 246 | 115 | 46 |
170 | Or you could teach me to fish and feed me for a lifetime. | 1.5084 | 0.03609 | 415 | 264 | 91 | 60 |
171 | Don't wrap it! I must show up with it in my mouth. | 1.5066 | 0.03499 | 381 | 229 | 111 | 41 |
172 | Could you filet it? I just had my nails done | 1.5062 | 0.03559 | 405 | 253 | 99 | 53 |
173 | Do you deliver downstream? | 1.5058 | 0.03767 | 342 | 209 | 93 | 40 |
174 | Sometimes store-bought just tastes better. | 1.5055 | 0.03675 | 362 | 222 | 97 | 43 |
175 | My wife thinks I’m at the river. | 1.5049 | 0.03569 | 406 | 255 | 97 | 54 |
176 | I used to catch them myself. | 1.5042 | 0.03813 | 355 | 223 | 85 | 47 |
177 | And one day, I said, "There's gotta be a better way to get lunch than wading into a raging river." | 1.5026 | 0.03613 | 384 | 239 | 97 | 48 |
178 | Forget the bag just toss it in the air. | 1.5013 | 0.03635 | 381 | 238 | 95 | 48 |
179 | Don't tell Marge I came in for this, I told her I was going to Brooks Falls to pick up supper. | 1.5000 | 0.03703 | 320 | 190 | 100 | 30 |
180 | It will taste better if I fight you for it. | 1.5000 | 0.04124 | 298 | 187 | 73 | 38 |
181 | No, I do not want to donate a dollar to the Wildlife Fund. | 1.4977 | 0.03496 | 430 | 275 | 96 | 59 |
182 | No bag please. I’ll eat it on the way home. | 1.4976 | 0.03335 | 410 | 248 | 120 | 42 |
183 | Teach a bear to fish, he's full for the day. Teach a bear to shop, and he never has to go into that cold water again. | 1.4970 | 0.04005 | 328 | 210 | 73 | 45 |
184 | Pay for a bag? I'll eat it here. | 1.4960 | 0.03452 | 379 | 229 | 112 | 38 |
185 | This is so much easier than standing in a freezing river. | 1.4960 | 0.03499 | 375 | 228 | 108 | 39 |
186 | If you could just place yourself in the bag too,that'd be great. | 1.4957 | 0.03782 | 351 | 221 | 86 | 44 |
187 | You're sure it's wild caught? | 1.4953 | 0.03799 | 321 | 196 | 91 | 34 |
188 | And a pack of Marlboros. | 1.4938 | 0.04227 | 324 | 217 | 54 | 53 |
189 | Was this wild or farm raised? | 1.4937 | 0.03799 | 318 | 194 | 91 | 33 |
190 | No bag please. Just throw it into the air. | 1.4927 | 0.03888 | 341 | 218 | 78 | 45 |
191 | There's no shame in catching a good sale. | 1.4917 | 0.04458 | 240 | 149 | 64 | 27 |
192 | No bag, please. Just toss it at me. | 1.4912 | 0.03783 | 340 | 213 | 87 | 40 |
193 | Do you take MasterCod? | 1.4905 | 0.03738 | 367 | 235 | 84 | 48 |
194 | Don't bother with the bag. Just toss it in the air | 1.4898 | 0.03616 | 394 | 253 | 89 | 52 |
195 | You try jumping into ice cold water to catch one of these things. See how you like it. | 1.4896 | 0.03831 | 337 | 213 | 83 | 41 |
196 | Don’t judge. | 1.4896 | 0.03996 | 288 | 177 | 81 | 30 |
197 | It's dead. | 1.4894 | 0.04607 | 235 | 149 | 57 | 29 |
198 | It’s my support animal | 1.4894 | 0.04528 | 235 | 147 | 61 | 27 |
199 | It's easier than standing in that damn waterfall. | 1.4892 | 0.03560 | 372 | 231 | 100 | 41 |
200 | Sure, for you it's a hobby.. | 1.4889 | 0.03987 | 270 | 162 | 84 | 24 |
201 | I'm just not ready to eat out yet. | 1.4880 | 0.03827 | 332 | 209 | 84 | 39 |
202 | I just moved to Oregon and I can't get a license for another six months. | 1.4878 | 0.04066 | 287 | 179 | 76 | 32 |
203 | This embarrassing. Thank you for the plain brown bag. | 1.4865 | 0.03865 | 333 | 212 | 80 | 41 |
204 | Skip the bag, just toss it up in the air. | 1.4863 | 0.03901 | 329 | 210 | 78 | 41 |
205 | I'm just passing through on my way to antarctica. I'm bipolar. | 1.4862 | 0.03837 | 362 | 237 | 74 | 51 |
206 | I couldn’t find the Grey Poupon. | 1.4850 | 0.04134 | 266 | 164 | 75 | 27 |
207 | Trust me son, I have had plenty of wild caught salmon. That, is not wild caught. | 1.4849 | 0.03874 | 332 | 212 | 79 | 41 |
208 | No bag,please. I’ve disappointed my parents enough already. | 1.4849 | 0.03921 | 332 | 214 | 75 | 43 |
209 | No bag. I don't need a bag. | 1.4847 | 0.04179 | 262 | 162 | 73 | 27 |
210 | Can I use your woods? | 1.4847 | 0.03999 | 326 | 212 | 70 | 44 |
211 | I asked for wild caught, not farmed, and I do know the difference Sir! | 1.4844 | 0.04032 | 320 | 208 | 69 | 43 |
212 | I'm more of an indoor bear. | 1.4840 | 0.03643 | 343 | 212 | 96 | 35 |
213 | The fish is for my cub, I'm eating you. | 1.4839 | 0.03660 | 372 | 238 | 88 | 46 |
214 | But I thought that Costco had the best return policy in the business. | 1.4839 | 0.03815 | 310 | 191 | 88 | 31 |
215 | Just toss it to me - There's nothing like fresh caught salmon | 1.4836 | 0.03962 | 335 | 219 | 70 | 46 |
216 | You know, I got very tired of that "if you teach a bear to fish" line years ago.. | 1.4833 | 0.03755 | 329 | 205 | 89 | 35 |
217 | None of them had barcodes. | 1.4817 | 0.04198 | 301 | 198 | 61 | 42 |
218 | I heard on the radio we’re in a bear market. | 1.4815 | 0.04416 | 243 | 153 | 63 | 27 |
219 | Margaret was right, this is way easier than hunting in the wild | 1.4814 | 0.03665 | 349 | 219 | 92 | 38 |
220 | Don’t bag it; just toss it up in the air! | 1.4809 | 0.03887 | 341 | 222 | 74 | 45 |
221 | No bag, thanks. I’ll eat it in the car. | 1.4806 | 0.03753 | 335 | 211 | 87 | 37 |
222 | You know the Eskimo Pie? False advertising! | 1.4789 | 0.04294 | 261 | 166 | 65 | 30 |
223 | You should probably call for cleanup on Aisle 6. | 1.4787 | 0.04050 | 305 | 197 | 70 | 38 |
224 | And then I realized that it is not all about the chase after all. | 1.4778 | 0.04253 | 270 | 173 | 65 | 32 |
225 | Don’t bother. I’m going to eat it on the way home. | 1.4777 | 0.03853 | 337 | 218 | 77 | 42 |
226 | If you're going to charge me for that bag, I'll eat it here. | 1.4760 | 0.04042 | 292 | 186 | 73 | 33 |
227 | Is that kosher? | 1.4752 | 0.04428 | 242 | 154 | 61 | 27 |
228 | I feel like you are judging me. | 1.4745 | 0.04300 | 274 | 179 | 60 | 35 |
229 | back in the day fish was free | 1.4738 | 0.03862 | 325 | 209 | 78 | 38 |
230 | I usually catch my own, but I just got my claws done. | 1.4737 | 0.04131 | 266 | 167 | 72 | 27 |
231 | Excuse me but I think I ordered a school of these! | 1.4737 | 0.04233 | 266 | 170 | 66 | 30 |
232 | I stopped fishing when I discovered couponing. | 1.4735 | 0.04388 | 245 | 156 | 62 | 27 |
233 | Do you mind just throwing it to me? | 1.4727 | 0.04194 | 275 | 177 | 66 | 32 |
234 | What seems weirder to you. That a bear is buying a salmon at Whole Foods or that he's willing to pay $25 a pound for it | 1.4722 | 0.04228 | 288 | 190 | 60 | 38 |
235 | I’m pescatarian. | 1.4721 | 0.04259 | 233 | 143 | 70 | 20 |
236 | Why? I know fresh. This isn't fresh. | 1.4704 | 0.04181 | 287 | 188 | 63 | 36 |
237 | I don't need a bag, I'll just take it out bear-handed. | 1.4696 | 0.03943 | 296 | 188 | 77 | 31 |
238 | When I was a cub, I had to trudge 5 miles uphill in the snow for one of these. | 1.4690 | 0.04398 | 258 | 169 | 57 | 32 |
239 | Skip the bag. I want to tell my wife I got it from the river. | 1.4679 | 0.03891 | 327 | 214 | 73 | 40 |
240 | I'd like this to be our little secret. | 1.4676 | 0.04059 | 293 | 190 | 69 | 34 |
241 | Let's just keep this between ourselves, ok? | 1.4674 | 0.04187 | 261 | 166 | 68 | 27 |
242 | The thrill of the hunt is overrated. | 1.4672 | 0.04385 | 259 | 170 | 57 | 32 |
243 | Hey, it's not as easy as Animal Planet makes it seem. | 1.4669 | 0.04410 | 257 | 169 | 56 | 32 |
244 | Don’t tell my husband. I didn’t have time to catch tonight. | 1.4667 | 0.04053 | 285 | 183 | 71 | 31 |
245 | Standing in the middle of that river with a dumb look on my face, it's just not me. | 1.4664 | 0.04559 | 238 | 156 | 53 | 29 |
246 | Was he swimming up or down stream. | 1.4661 | 0.04468 | 236 | 152 | 58 | 26 |
247 | I'd like to return this. It was dead. | 1.4660 | 0.04048 | 294 | 191 | 69 | 34 |
248 | We’re having unexpected company. I just don’t have the time to forage. | 1.4658 | 0.03981 | 292 | 187 | 74 | 31 |
249 | I don't want the fish. I want that thing where you teach me to fish. | 1.4653 | 0.04535 | 245 | 162 | 52 | 31 |
250 | She'll kill me if I come home empty-handed. | 1.4650 | 0.03776 | 314 | 199 | 84 | 31 |
251 | Sustainable? At those prices? I don’t think so…. | 1.4649 | 0.03884 | 299 | 190 | 79 | 30 |
252 | I find the wild ones taste too gamey. | 1.4648 | 0.04317 | 256 | 166 | 61 | 29 |
253 | In order to save my reputation, just stick it in my mouth. | 1.4642 | 0.04105 | 265 | 168 | 71 | 26 |
254 | I'd like to exchange this for the version that comes with pre-cut herbs, spices and a side of lemony quinoa. | 1.4640 | 0.04127 | 278 | 180 | 67 | 31 |
255 | I want her to think I caught it. Can I bite it before you giftwrap it? | 1.4632 | 0.04290 | 272 | 180 | 58 | 34 |
256 | Is that fresh-caught? | 1.4629 | 0.03884 | 283 | 177 | 81 | 25 |
257 | Would you like to donate the extra 10 cents to save the polar bears...? | 1.4622 | 0.04558 | 251 | 169 | 48 | 34 |
258 | What's happening? Before I went into hibernation I could get two fish for that price. | 1.4619 | 0.04507 | 236 | 154 | 55 | 27 |
259 | Thanks. It's embarrassing go home without anything to show for the day. | 1.4618 | 0.04141 | 249 | 156 | 71 | 22 |
260 | Young man, I invented sushi. | 1.4609 | 0.04636 | 243 | 164 | 46 | 33 |
261 | Well, with what you charge for salmon, I’m not surprised you don’t have more bears shopping here. | 1.4601 | 0.04083 | 276 | 178 | 69 | 29 |
262 | How 'bout we just keep this between ourselves? Those spawning waters are just really cold. | 1.4601 | 0.04211 | 276 | 182 | 61 | 33 |
263 | No thanks. I'll just take it in my mouth. | 1.4601 | 0.04091 | 263 | 167 | 71 | 25 |
264 | I don't have time to stop by the river tonight. | 1.4593 | 0.04697 | 209 | 135 | 52 | 22 |
265 | Give a bear a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a bear to fish, he eats for a lifetime. Teach a bear to shop, now you have a sitcom. | 1.4585 | 0.04353 | 253 | 166 | 58 | 29 |
266 | And this is wild caught? | 1.4585 | 0.04072 | 277 | 179 | 69 | 29 |
267 | Oh, they can never tell that its store bought. | 1.4581 | 0.04379 | 227 | 144 | 62 | 21 |
268 | Wait, is that farmed or wild caught? | 1.4580 | 0.04009 | 286 | 185 | 71 | 30 |
269 | Can I get the change in minnows? | 1.4577 | 0.04335 | 260 | 172 | 57 | 31 |
270 | I'd like to exchange it for a seal. | 1.4574 | 0.04173 | 282 | 187 | 61 | 34 |
271 | You might want to call in a clean-up on aisle six. | 1.4574 | 0.04657 | 223 | 147 | 50 | 26 |
272 | Could you also throw in an Eskimo Pie? | 1.4573 | 0.04056 | 293 | 193 | 66 | 34 |
273 | Could you put some teeth marks in it? My wife thinks I’m a sissy. | 1.4566 | 0.04032 | 265 | 168 | 73 | 24 |
274 | Finally, somebody who uses "ironic" correctly. | 1.4557 | 0.04017 | 305 | 203 | 65 | 37 |
275 | Net or line caught? | 1.4556 | 0.04135 | 259 | 166 | 68 | 25 |
276 | Because the sign said: “BEARS—NO FISHING” | 1.4554 | 0.04640 | 224 | 148 | 50 | 26 |
277 | Okay, nice & slow. Put the fish in the bag, and nobody gets hurt | 1.4549 | 0.04259 | 277 | 186 | 56 | 35 |
278 | Can you guarantee that this fish has not been in contact with nuts of any type | 1.4545 | 0.04703 | 220 | 146 | 48 | 26 |
279 | And could you throw in a buttery chardonnay? | 1.4545 | 0.04409 | 231 | 149 | 59 | 23 |
280 | You can put it right in my mouth. | 1.4542 | 0.04304 | 251 | 164 | 60 | 27 |
281 | Organic? | 1.4534 | 0.03903 | 236 | 142 | 81 | 13 |
282 | You guys have made wild caught alot easier | 1.4531 | 0.04225 | 245 | 157 | 65 | 23 |
283 | My doctor says I need more Omega fatty acids in my diet. | 1.4521 | 0.05019 | 188 | 124 | 43 | 21 |
284 | If anyone asks, I caught it myself. | 1.4521 | 0.04217 | 261 | 171 | 62 | 28 |
285 | How can you justify a bag tax in a bear market? | 1.4521 | 0.04206 | 292 | 199 | 54 | 39 |
286 | Is that wild or farm-raised? | 1.4520 | 0.04086 | 250 | 158 | 71 | 21 |
287 | This is our secret | 1.4519 | 0.03977 | 270 | 172 | 74 | 24 |
288 | The exact place it was born?? Why can’t I just return it here? | 1.4515 | 0.04408 | 237 | 155 | 57 | 25 |
289 | No need for a bag, this isn't even making it to the car. | 1.4508 | 0.03975 | 295 | 194 | 69 | 32 |
290 | Is this farmed or fresh caught? | 1.4506 | 0.04422 | 233 | 152 | 57 | 24 |
291 | Back in the day, grandpa said these would just jump right into your mouth! | 1.4505 | 0.04306 | 222 | 140 | 64 | 18 |
292 | I'm telling my wife I caught it. | 1.4502 | 0.04375 | 251 | 167 | 55 | 29 |
293 | Nah, I’ll just eat it on the way home. | 1.4500 | 0.04788 | 220 | 149 | 43 | 28 |
294 | Humans aren’t the only ones having supply issues. | 1.4498 | 0.04692 | 209 | 137 | 50 | 22 |
295 | No need to bag it, I’ll eat it on the way. | 1.4494 | 0.04159 | 247 | 158 | 67 | 22 |
296 | No bag, I need my family to think this was wild caught. | 1.4491 | 0.04270 | 265 | 177 | 57 | 31 |
297 | Well, I’m a city bear. Do YOU hunt down your dinner? | 1.4486 | 0.04405 | 243 | 161 | 55 | 27 |
298 | No need to wrap - I'll take it as is. | 1.4481 | 0.04111 | 270 | 177 | 65 | 28 |
299 | No, you can leave it thrashing on the counter. | 1.4481 | 0.03975 | 270 | 173 | 73 | 24 |
300 | I can't go home empty handed. I told my wife that I was going fishing. | 1.4480 | 0.04141 | 279 | 186 | 61 | 32 |
301 | If my wife asks, I was never here. | 1.4471 | 0.04178 | 255 | 166 | 64 | 25 |
302 | It tastes better when someone else catches it. | 1.4468 | 0.04309 | 235 | 152 | 61 | 22 |
303 | Inflation shock: I used to get a whale for the same price. | 1.4466 | 0.04275 | 253 | 167 | 59 | 27 |
304 | Can you keep this between us? | 1.4466 | 0.04167 | 262 | 172 | 63 | 27 |
305 | No bag, thanks. I’ll eat it here. | 1.4464 | 0.04460 | 224 | 146 | 56 | 22 |
306 | It's a gift | 1.4464 | 0.04502 | 233 | 155 | 52 | 26 |
307 | Actually, you can keep the bag. | 1.4459 | 0.04318 | 231 | 149 | 61 | 21 |
308 | Sorry to carp about the prices. I know it's a bear market. | 1.4457 | 0.04285 | 258 | 172 | 57 | 29 |
309 | And a bottle of your best spring water. | 1.4453 | 0.04201 | 256 | 171 | 58 | 27 |
310 | No, no, summer's different. But when the water's cold, I prefer retail. | 1.4444 | 0.04531 | 216 | 141 | 54 | 21 |
311 | Better give me two. My husband couldn't catch a salmon if you gave him nets for paws. | 1.4444 | 0.04073 | 288 | 193 | 62 | 33 |
312 | I'd like to exchange this for some porridge, please. | 1.4440 | 0.04557 | 232 | 156 | 49 | 27 |
313 | I'm trying to stick to the bear necessities. | 1.4435 | 0.04586 | 230 | 155 | 48 | 27 |
314 | No bag needed. I'll eat it here. | 1.4431 | 0.04321 | 255 | 171 | 55 | 29 |
315 | It was a wedding gift and we got like a dozen of these already. | 1.4422 | 0.04408 | 251 | 170 | 51 | 30 |
316 | Could I get a bottle of river water to go, please? | 1.4419 | 0.04592 | 215 | 142 | 51 | 22 |
317 | No, there's no bar code. I usually just swipe it. | 1.4417 | 0.04363 | 240 | 159 | 56 | 25 |
318 | Paper, please. I'm sure there'll be enough plastic on the inside already. | 1.4416 | 0.04402 | 231 | 152 | 56 | 23 |
319 | It's always so stressful buying for your girlfriend's parents. | 1.4414 | 0.04394 | 222 | 144 | 58 | 20 |
320 | Actually, it's for my cat. | 1.4412 | 0.04119 | 272 | 181 | 62 | 29 |
321 | Would YOU want stand in icy water and catch that with your mouth? | 1.4412 | 0.04183 | 238 | 153 | 65 | 20 |
322 | It goes against my natural instincts, but they said it was important to support local merchants. | 1.4410 | 0.04253 | 229 | 147 | 63 | 19 |
323 | After Lent, it's back to scientists on Fridays. | 1.4398 | 0.04505 | 241 | 164 | 48 | 29 |
324 | Actually, it's a Den Warming gift. | 1.4398 | 0.04868 | 166 | 105 | 49 | 12 |
325 | Wild caught, right | 1.4391 | 0.04371 | 230 | 151 | 57 | 22 |
326 | No wallet, but I am a thousand pounds of endangered bear with little to lose. Oh and paper not plastic. | 1.4391 | 0.04583 | 230 | 156 | 47 | 27 |
327 | Excuse me, sir, would there be an all-species restroom that I might visit, please? | 1.4388 | 0.04639 | 196 | 127 | 52 | 17 |
328 | Is this locally sourced? | 1.4385 | 0.04222 | 260 | 174 | 58 | 28 |
329 | Do you guys validate parking? | 1.4378 | 0.04822 | 201 | 135 | 44 | 22 |
330 | I'd also like two baby seals. | 1.4378 | 0.04372 | 233 | 154 | 56 | 23 |
331 | Are you really sure you want me to swipe? | 1.4368 | 0.04858 | 190 | 126 | 45 | 19 |
332 | Your policy clearly states all returns must occur within 24 hours. I caught this guy in aisle 4 yesterday after 4. I really don't want to have to become ferocious about this. | 1.4363 | 0.04666 | 204 | 135 | 49 | 20 |
333 | Could you get a bigger bag? I don't want my wife to see I had to buy one. | 1.4361 | 0.04499 | 227 | 152 | 51 | 23 |
334 | If my wife asks, just pretend I caught it. | 1.4360 | 0.04652 | 211 | 141 | 48 | 22 |
335 | Who can afford wild caught? | 1.4359 | 0.05036 | 195 | 134 | 37 | 24 |
336 | I don’t always tell people where I fish, but when I do it’s a lie | 1.4352 | 0.04230 | 216 | 137 | 64 | 15 |
337 | We are switching from being carnivores to ovo-lacto-pescatarianism… trying to do our part to minimize our carbon pawprint, you know? | 1.4351 | 0.05846 | 131 | 87 | 31 | 13 |
338 | Can you recommend a wine to go with that? | 1.4348 | 0.04042 | 253 | 164 | 68 | 21 |
339 | Is it fresh, or farmed? | 1.4343 | 0.04603 | 198 | 129 | 52 | 17 |
340 | Do I look like I'd need a bag? | 1.4338 | 0.04432 | 219 | 144 | 55 | 20 |
341 | Can you rough it up a little so my husband thinks I caught it? | 1.4337 | 0.05430 | 166 | 114 | 32 | 20 |
342 | When I was a young bear, you could find these in the water for free! | 1.4336 | 0.04766 | 226 | 158 | 38 | 30 |
343 | Now, this is wild-caught? | 1.4330 | 0.04541 | 224 | 151 | 49 | 24 |
344 | So, where is this farm you speak of? | 1.4329 | 0.04397 | 231 | 154 | 54 | 23 |
345 | I practice catch and return. | 1.4325 | 0.03973 | 252 | 162 | 71 | 19 |
346 | Could you label it "wild caught?" I'm trying to impress a girl. | 1.4323 | 0.04292 | 229 | 150 | 59 | 20 |
347 | Oh no,no...can you bag it in plastic please? I want it to taste like it's from the ocean. | 1.4317 | 0.04749 | 227 | 159 | 38 | 30 |
348 | Wild caught salmon is just so hard to come by these days! | 1.4316 | 0.04397 | 234 | 157 | 53 | 24 |
349 | I'd like to trade this for a jar of honey. | 1.4316 | 0.04438 | 234 | 158 | 51 | 25 |
350 | I used to catch them in my bear hands. | 1.4312 | 0.04349 | 218 | 142 | 58 | 18 |
351 | On second thought, I’ll just eat you. | 1.4311 | 0.04436 | 225 | 150 | 53 | 22 |
352 | Do you know if its organic? | 1.4310 | 0.04549 | 232 | 159 | 46 | 27 |
353 | Do I look like I really care if it's wild-caught or farm-raised? | 1.4309 | 0.05029 | 181 | 122 | 40 | 19 |
354 | You know what, throw in a side of flies. | 1.4306 | 0.04616 | 216 | 148 | 44 | 24 |
355 | Actually, could you throw it to me? That way I can say I caught it." | 1.4304 | 0.04233 | 230 | 150 | 61 | 19 |
356 | I want to exchange it for a larger size. | 1.4303 | 0.04103 | 244 | 159 | 65 | 20 |
357 | I used to go to the river uptown, but your new Whole Foods location is just so convenient. | 1.4300 | 0.04567 | 200 | 131 | 52 | 17 |
358 | I don't need a bag, just toss it in the air. | 1.4299 | 0.04694 | 214 | 146 | 44 | 24 |
359 | I don't need the bag. I'm going to eat it on the way home. | 1.4299 | 0.04405 | 214 | 140 | 56 | 18 |
360 | Usually I get it myself but who has the time these days? | 1.4298 | 0.04329 | 242 | 163 | 54 | 25 |
361 | I'm a bear if I don't get my daily dose of omega-3. | 1.4292 | 0.04476 | 219 | 146 | 52 | 21 |
362 | That's wild-caught, right? | 1.4275 | 0.04129 | 255 | 170 | 61 | 24 |
363 | Skip the bag. I’m eating on the way home | 1.4274 | 0.04267 | 234 | 155 | 58 | 21 |
364 | No bag, please. Just toss it. | 1.4272 | 0.04523 | 206 | 136 | 52 | 18 |
365 | No bag,please -- the wife thinks I can still catch fish. | 1.4267 | 0.04522 | 225 | 153 | 48 | 24 |
366 | I’ll need this freeze wrapped. It’s for my hibernation period. | 1.4263 | 0.04098 | 251 | 166 | 63 | 22 |
367 | I’m getting too old to catch my own. | 1.4262 | 0.03975 | 244 | 157 | 70 | 17 |
368 | Our guest doesn't like porridge | 1.4259 | 0.04841 | 216 | 152 | 36 | 28 |
369 | Forget the bag, can you just toss it into my mouth? | 1.4258 | 0.04677 | 209 | 142 | 45 | 22 |
370 | I lied about my fishing skills in my dating profile. | 1.4256 | 0.04703 | 195 | 130 | 47 | 18 |
371 | Are you really gonna make me buy a fish just to use the restroom? | 1.4249 | 0.04794 | 193 | 130 | 44 | 19 |
372 | Sorry. I must have left my receipt in my winter coat. | 1.4249 | 0.04443 | 193 | 124 | 56 | 13 |
373 | Oh,no bag thanks, I’m going to eat it on the way home. | 1.4247 | 0.04132 | 219 | 140 | 65 | 14 |
374 | Can I put some bite marks on it so she'll think I caught it? | 1.4246 | 0.04200 | 252 | 170 | 57 | 25 |
375 | The one I caught in the river - talked. it freaked me out | 1.4242 | 0.04919 | 198 | 137 | 38 | 23 |
376 | Which aisle are the beehives in? | 1.4241 | 0.04886 | 191 | 130 | 41 | 20 |
377 | Can you throw it in the air for me? | 1.4236 | 0.04514 | 203 | 134 | 52 | 17 |
378 | I'd like to exchange this for a salmon,preferably in red. | 1.4232 | 0.04049 | 241 | 157 | 66 | 18 |
379 | I prefer wild to farm-raised, but the price is unbearable. | 1.4229 | 0.04446 | 227 | 154 | 50 | 23 |
380 | Thankfully, our supply chain goes upstream. | 1.4229 | 0.04863 | 201 | 139 | 39 | 23 |
381 | When will you stock 'Beyond Salmon?' | 1.4227 | 0.04661 | 194 | 129 | 48 | 17 |
382 | Instead of the bag, could you spray water in my face and toss it in the air? | 1.4226 | 0.04522 | 239 | 167 | 43 | 29 |
383 | Why yes, of course I'd like to make a donation to the Climate Change Fund. | 1.4224 | 0.05548 | 161 | 113 | 28 | 20 |
384 | How's my day going?...You asking me or the fish? | 1.4223 | 0.04674 | 206 | 140 | 45 | 21 |
385 | And a dozen wild bagels, please. | 1.4216 | 0.04707 | 204 | 139 | 44 | 21 |
386 | No bag. I'll carry it home in my mouth so it looks more believable. | 1.4215 | 0.04225 | 223 | 146 | 60 | 17 |
387 | Yeah, sometimes I'm just too tired to go out and catch it myself. | 1.4211 | 0.04673 | 209 | 143 | 44 | 22 |
388 | Wait, you mean you DON’T pronounce the L? See, this is why I come here instead of the stream. | 1.4208 | 0.04980 | 183 | 125 | 39 | 19 |
389 | Do you accept frozen assets? | 1.4207 | 0.05116 | 164 | 110 | 39 | 15 |
390 | I have to warn you. The last time I swiped, it did not go well. | 1.4202 | 0.05274 | 188 | 135 | 27 | 26 |
391 | Let me bite it before you wrap it up. I want everyone to think I caught it. | 1.4200 | 0.04721 | 200 | 136 | 44 | 20 |
392 | Just toss it into my mouth, please. | 1.4199 | 0.04030 | 231 | 149 | 67 | 15 |
393 | Actually, I'll just devour it here. | 1.4198 | 0.04272 | 212 | 138 | 59 | 15 |
394 | Well, what did you think was gonna happen once you started selling wild salmon? | 1.4198 | 0.05307 | 162 | 111 | 34 | 17 |
395 | And this is your idea of fresh fish? | 1.4195 | 0.04835 | 174 | 115 | 45 | 14 |
396 | Was it caught locally and sustainably? | 1.4194 | 0.04402 | 217 | 145 | 53 | 19 |
397 | Can't you ship it upstream? | 1.4185 | 0.04649 | 184 | 121 | 49 | 14 |
398 | Sure, I prefer the thrill of the hunt, but we're just so busy with the kids' activities. | 1.4185 | 0.04649 | 184 | 121 | 49 | 14 |
399 | Fresh caught or farmed? | 1.4185 | 0.04519 | 184 | 119 | 53 | 12 |
400 | Is it farmed, or wild? And if it's farmed, could you tell me where the farm is? | 1.4180 | 0.04803 | 189 | 128 | 43 | 18 |
401 | Do you have a wine pairing recommendation? | 1.4175 | 0.04463 | 206 | 137 | 52 | 17 |
402 | Bearnaise I think. Why do you ask? | 1.4174 | 0.04289 | 218 | 144 | 57 | 17 |
403 | No need to bag it, I'll eat it on the way home. | 1.4174 | 0.04399 | 230 | 157 | 50 | 23 |
404 | There's a bear in your store talking to you and all you can think about is whether I can pay? | 1.4171 | 0.05207 | 175 | 122 | 33 | 20 |
405 | Can you just put it in my mouth? | 1.4171 | 0.04638 | 211 | 145 | 44 | 22 |
406 | Since my inheritance, I no longer need to hunt for fish." | 1.4171 | 0.04589 | 211 | 144 | 46 | 21 |
407 | Could you wet it for me? Like it’s fresh out of a stream | 1.4167 | 0.04784 | 180 | 120 | 45 | 15 |
408 | Yes, of course I still want chop-sticks and wasabi with that, what do I look like, an animal? | 1.4167 | 0.04834 | 216 | 154 | 34 | 28 |
409 | No bag please. Just toss it in the air so I can tell my wife I caught it. | 1.4163 | 0.04358 | 245 | 170 | 48 | 27 |
410 | Do you carry wrapping paper? It's a gift. | 1.4162 | 0.04988 | 173 | 117 | 40 | 16 |
411 | I'll just swipe it. | 1.4159 | 0.04776 | 214 | 151 | 37 | 26 |
412 | When the forest was here this used to be free. | 1.4158 | 0.05175 | 190 | 136 | 29 | 25 |
413 | Neither paper or plastic. I'll just eat it here. | 1.4157 | 0.04688 | 178 | 117 | 48 | 13 |
414 | Can I exchange for some berries? I forgot I gave up salmon for Lent. | 1.4157 | 0.05067 | 166 | 112 | 39 | 15 |
415 | I don’t see you out there hunting and gathering either. | 1.4155 | 0.04418 | 219 | 148 | 51 | 20 |
416 | This is embarrassing, but my fishing license expired." | 1.4155 | 0.04392 | 207 | 137 | 54 | 16 |
417 | Denise and Peter are coming over, and they’re always raving about how fresh-caught is better, but who has time for that you know? | 1.4152 | 0.04254 | 224 | 149 | 57 | 18 |
418 | Have you tried catching fish - with your mouth - in rapid waters? | 1.4146 | 0.04684 | 205 | 141 | 43 | 21 |
419 | I found a hair in it. | 1.4146 | 0.05325 | 164 | 114 | 32 | 18 |
420 | My kids won't eat anything with a face. | 1.4145 | 0.04785 | 193 | 132 | 42 | 19 |
421 | Yeah, I'd like to return it--I thought it smelled a little fishy. | 1.4143 | 0.04651 | 210 | 145 | 43 | 22 |
422 | Where would I find the capers? | 1.4141 | 0.04586 | 198 | 133 | 48 | 17 |
423 | When you go check the price on that, walk backwards, slowly. Whatever you do, don’t run. | 1.4140 | 0.04974 | 186 | 129 | 37 | 20 |
424 | Have YOU tried catching them without opposable thumbs? | 1.4136 | 0.05079 | 162 | 109 | 39 | 14 |
425 | Could you please throw it up in the air for me. | 1.4133 | 0.04730 | 196 | 134 | 43 | 19 |
426 | Please remove all tags, I'll pretend I grabbed it myself. | 1.4129 | 0.04253 | 201 | 130 | 59 | 12 |
427 | Fresh? Let me tell you about fresh. | 1.4128 | 0.05006 | 172 | 117 | 39 | 16 |
428 | My credit card DOES have a chip, but I'd still prefer to swipe | 1.4128 | 0.05270 | 172 | 121 | 31 | 20 |
429 | Yes, I'm a bear, and I stand with Ukraine. | 1.4128 | 0.05006 | 172 | 117 | 39 | 16 |
430 | Uh ... I don't really need a bag. | 1.4126 | 0.04405 | 206 | 137 | 53 | 16 |
431 | I'm making enough from my podcast that I can afford to just skip the trip to the stream." | 1.4118 | 0.05115 | 170 | 117 | 36 | 17 |
432 | Can you throw it at me so it feels authentic? | 1.4118 | 0.05047 | 170 | 116 | 38 | 16 |
433 | Please keep it refrigerated. It’s for my cousin at the Bronx Zoo. | 1.4118 | 0.04379 | 204 | 135 | 54 | 15 |
434 | You're gonna need a bigger bag. | 1.4109 | 0.04518 | 202 | 136 | 49 | 17 |
435 | I don't need a bag, I'll eat it on the way home. | 1.4109 | 0.04626 | 202 | 138 | 45 | 19 |
436 | Do we know if that’s wild-caught? | 1.4106 | 0.04597 | 207 | 142 | 45 | 20 |
437 | Would you mind descaling it for me? I just got my claws done. | 1.4103 | 0.05134 | 156 | 105 | 38 | 13 |
438 | No bag, please throw it at me. | 1.4103 | 0.04575 | 195 | 131 | 48 | 16 |
439 | You can't find fish like this out there anymore. | 1.4103 | 0.05053 | 156 | 104 | 40 | 12 |
440 | Save the bag. I'm going to eat it now | 1.4101 | 0.04490 | 217 | 149 | 47 | 21 |
441 | Sorry to ask again, but this was definitely wild-caught? | 1.4091 | 0.04718 | 176 | 117 | 46 | 13 |
442 | It's okay, I don't need the bag--I want my wife to think I caught it with my bear hands. | 1.4091 | 0.05177 | 176 | 124 | 32 | 20 |
443 | Don't wrap it up, I'll eat it here. | 1.4089 | 0.04446 | 203 | 136 | 51 | 16 |
444 | Is it farm raised or wild? I only eat wild. | 1.4087 | 0.04260 | 230 | 156 | 54 | 20 |
445 | It was my son’s first catch. Can you mount it? | 1.4087 | 0.04728 | 208 | 146 | 39 | 23 |
446 | Hold on. I forgot the capers. | 1.4086 | 0.04604 | 186 | 124 | 48 | 14 |
447 | That's okay: save the bag! | 1.4083 | 0.04924 | 169 | 114 | 41 | 14 |
448 | Normally, I'd just swipe my paw. | 1.4083 | 0.04778 | 169 | 112 | 45 | 12 |
449 | Where would the seal section be? | 1.4083 | 0.05134 | 169 | 117 | 35 | 17 |
450 | There’s no bag fee if I just clench it in my teeth, correct? | 1.4082 | 0.04381 | 196 | 129 | 54 | 13 |
451 | I would like a dozen and I won’t need a bag. | 1.4080 | 0.04476 | 201 | 135 | 50 | 16 |
452 | Caught wild I hope? | 1.4076 | 0.04480 | 211 | 144 | 48 | 19 |
453 | It's for my National Geographic photo shoot. | 1.4072 | 0.04703 | 194 | 133 | 43 | 18 |
454 | It's not the same as freshly caught. | 1.4072 | 0.04817 | 167 | 111 | 44 | 12 |
455 | Can you make it look like it's been in a tussle? It's a gift. | 1.4065 | 0.04722 | 214 | 152 | 37 | 25 |
456 | Give a bear a fish, teach a bear to fish? So much easier to just buy it! | 1.4061 | 0.04651 | 197 | 135 | 44 | 18 |
457 | ...but I can TEACH a man to fish | 1.4057 | 0.05002 | 175 | 121 | 37 | 17 |
458 | Could we talk about the bear claws that you're selling in aisle 4? | 1.4057 | 0.04591 | 175 | 115 | 49 | 11 |
459 | Our ancestors used catch these with their bare teeth | 1.4051 | 0.04684 | 195 | 134 | 43 | 18 |
460 | I didn't see any harbor seals, but can you check in the back? | 1.4050 | 0.04654 | 200 | 138 | 43 | 19 |
461 | No, I don't have a receipt. | 1.4049 | 0.04412 | 205 | 138 | 51 | 16 |
462 | Could you add some extra ice? I seem to be running out. | 1.4048 | 0.04593 | 210 | 146 | 43 | 21 |
463 | Immigration told us since we are native to the area, we are exempt from state and local taxes | 1.4044 | 0.04652 | 183 | 123 | 46 | 14 |
464 | Hold the chips; I'm on the Paleo Diet. | 1.4044 | 0.04716 | 183 | 124 | 44 | 15 |
465 | It's for my wife. Do you gift wrap? | 1.4044 | 0.04652 | 183 | 123 | 46 | 14 |
466 | Skip the bag….. I don’t want Mrs. Bear to know I took the lazy way out today.” | 1.4041 | 0.04775 | 193 | 134 | 40 | 19 |
467 | I’m someone who can truly appreciate the taste of wild caught. | 1.4040 | 0.04795 | 198 | 139 | 38 | 21 |
468 | ...and HOW many bags of ice?? | 1.4040 | 0.04808 | 151 | 98 | 45 | 8 |
469 | Can you make it look like I caught it myself? | 1.4039 | 0.04441 | 203 | 137 | 50 | 16 |
470 | With my arthritis? No way I'm wading into some freezing river! | 1.4037 | 0.04175 | 218 | 145 | 58 | 15 |
471 | No need to bag. I’m telling my wife that I caught it myself. | 1.4036 | 0.05266 | 166 | 117 | 31 | 18 |
472 | In lieu of payment, how about I just agree to not eat you? | 1.4035 | 0.04878 | 171 | 116 | 41 | 14 |
473 | The L is silent? | 1.4033 | 0.04752 | 181 | 123 | 43 | 15 |
474 | I'm sorry, I left my wallet in the pants I forgot to put on. | 1.4031 | 0.04375 | 196 | 130 | 53 | 13 |
475 | I don’t need the bag. I’m going to eat it in my car. | 1.4031 | 0.04375 | 196 | 130 | 53 | 13 |
476 | You don’t need to put it in a bag. I am going to eat it right away | 1.4030 | 0.04471 | 201 | 136 | 49 | 16 |
477 | You would be worn out too, if you had to catch them with your hands your entire life. | 1.4025 | 0.05212 | 159 | 110 | 34 | 15 |
478 | Give me a fish and I'll be hungry tomorrow. Teach me to fish and I won't have to come here every day. | 1.4022 | 0.04696 | 184 | 125 | 44 | 15 |
479 | Can you filet that, please. Fussy cubs. | 1.4012 | 0.04809 | 167 | 112 | 43 | 12 |
480 | You know what else bothers my folks? While they hibernate, I go to Florida. | 1.4012 | 0.04924 | 172 | 118 | 39 | 15 |
481 | I ordered Fish and Chips and don't you dare to say "bear with me" | 1.4012 | 0.05386 | 172 | 125 | 25 | 22 |
482 | I'd like to return this salmon. It was swimming downstream. | 1.4010 | 0.04846 | 192 | 135 | 37 | 20 |
483 | Don't bother to wrap it. I going to pretend I caught it. | 1.4000 | 0.04437 | 210 | 144 | 48 | 18 |
484 | Do you take Polar Express? | 1.4000 | 0.05262 | 180 | 131 | 26 | 23 |
485 | Don't bother wrapping it -- I'll just eat it right here. | 1.4000 | 0.04649 | 190 | 130 | 44 | 16 |
486 | So this is between you and me, right? The wife doesn’t need to know… | 1.4000 | 0.04860 | 200 | 143 | 34 | 23 |
487 | You can leave it out of the bag. I’m gonna eat it on the way home. | 1.4000 | 0.04702 | 200 | 140 | 40 | 20 |
488 | It’s still a catch if you buy it at half price, right? | 1.3990 | 0.04399 | 198 | 133 | 51 | 14 |
489 | I hate to be fussy but is this locally caught? | 1.3989 | 0.04682 | 188 | 129 | 43 | 16 |
490 | Yes,I'll donate 3 dollars to save the polar ice caps. | 1.3989 | 0.04669 | 178 | 120 | 45 | 13 |
491 | It’s my emotional support fish. | 1.3988 | 0.04901 | 173 | 119 | 39 | 15 |
492 | Can I get that with fry's? | 1.3988 | 0.04787 | 168 | 113 | 43 | 12 |
493 | I really prefer wild-caught over farm-raised. | 1.3983 | 0.04281 | 231 | 160 | 50 | 21 |
494 | Oddly enough, I prefer farm raised. | 1.3981 | 0.04443 | 206 | 141 | 48 | 17 |
495 | I recently lost a friend to plastic, let's go with paper. | 1.3978 | 0.04898 | 186 | 131 | 36 | 19 |
496 | Would you suggest a Chablis or a Chardonnay with this? | 1.3974 | 0.05356 | 156 | 110 | 30 | 16 |
497 | You swear it's not farm grown? | 1.3966 | 0.04511 | 179 | 119 | 49 | 11 |
498 | No, no, for here | 1.3966 | 0.04781 | 179 | 123 | 41 | 15 |
499 | No, really. It's for a friend. | 1.3966 | 0.04740 | 174 | 118 | 43 | 13 |
500 | We have supply chain issues up North. | 1.3963 | 0.05162 | 164 | 115 | 33 | 16 |
501 | Is it Alaskan? | 1.3963 | 0.04428 | 217 | 151 | 46 | 20 |
502 | It’s a meal for two – I’m bi-polar | 1.3962 | 0.05573 | 159 | 116 | 23 | 20 |
503 | Before you gift wrap can I add add some teeth marks? | 1.3961 | 0.05246 | 154 | 107 | 33 | 14 |
504 | I generally just catch and release. | 1.3960 | 0.04503 | 202 | 139 | 46 | 17 |
505 | Is it non-GMO and sustainably caught? | 1.3959 | 0.04527 | 197 | 135 | 46 | 16 |
506 | You know, climate change. | 1.3958 | 0.05142 | 144 | 97 | 37 | 10 |
507 | I get that all the time. The Klondike Bar model was actually my father. | 1.3955 | 0.05203 | 177 | 128 | 28 | 21 |
508 | Declined? Again? Something is fishy. | 1.3953 | 0.04917 | 172 | 119 | 38 | 15 |
509 | Can I exchange this for one that's still flopping? | 1.3946 | 0.05147 | 185 | 135 | 27 | 23 |
510 | Was this line caught, or plucked out of the air while trying to complete its only purpose in life? | 1.3946 | 0.04854 | 185 | 130 | 37 | 18 |
511 | Actually, I don’t need a bag; I’ll be eating both of you right here. | 1.3943 | 0.05308 | 175 | 128 | 25 | 22 |
512 | No bag… Just toss it in the air. I’ll eat it here. | 1.3943 | 0.04648 | 175 | 118 | 45 | 12 |
513 | Do you deliver to the Artic Circle area? | 1.3941 | 0.04814 | 170 | 116 | 41 | 13 |
514 | What I wouldn't do for a Klondike bar. | 1.3941 | 0.05230 | 170 | 122 | 29 | 19 |
515 | Locally sourced, fresh caught, never farmed- so do we have a deal” | 1.3941 | 0.04668 | 170 | 114 | 45 | 11 |
516 | Some feedback: I was frankly appalled by a certain item name in your pastry section. | 1.3938 | 0.05544 | 160 | 117 | 23 | 20 |
517 | I'll save the 10 cents. Just put it in my mouth. | 1.3936 | 0.04426 | 188 | 126 | 50 | 12 |
518 | The stream was all out again! | 1.3933 | 0.04991 | 178 | 126 | 34 | 18 |
519 | Is this local and sustainable? | 1.3929 | 0.04481 | 196 | 134 | 47 | 15 |
520 | Do you haves something in a larger size? | 1.3929 | 0.04627 | 168 | 112 | 46 | 10 |
521 | Can I exchange this for one of those beer belly camo guys in the gun section? | 1.3927 | 0.05131 | 191 | 141 | 25 | 25 |
522 | I hope I can count on your discretion. | 1.3919 | 0.05561 | 148 | 106 | 26 | 16 |
523 | Don't bother, I'll eat it here. | 1.3918 | 0.05003 | 171 | 120 | 35 | 16 |
524 | Keep the bag, I'll be eating it here. | 1.3916 | 0.04663 | 166 | 111 | 45 | 10 |
525 | Wild-caught IS better, but who has the time? | 1.3910 | 0.05500 | 156 | 113 | 25 | 18 |
526 | Please don't tell the rest of the den. They think I'm down at the river. | 1.3908 | 0.04733 | 174 | 119 | 42 | 13 |
527 | yes, wild-caught | 1.3907 | 0.04201 | 215 | 146 | 54 | 15 |
528 | Would you mind tossing it up in the air for me? | 1.3904 | 0.05615 | 146 | 105 | 25 | 16 |
529 | I got tired of posing for pictures down by the river. | 1.3904 | 0.04992 | 146 | 98 | 39 | 9 |
530 | Or if you prefer I can use a credit card. | 1.3902 | 0.06069 | 123 | 88 | 22 | 13 |
531 | You might want a little cleanup on aisle 9. | 1.3899 | 0.05040 | 159 | 110 | 36 | 13 |
532 | No bag. I'll be eating it right away. | 1.3897 | 0.05131 | 136 | 91 | 37 | 8 |
533 | I asked for a combo meal. | 1.3896 | 0.05155 | 154 | 107 | 34 | 13 |
534 | I prefer to purchase my fish locally sourced. | 1.3895 | 0.04697 | 172 | 117 | 43 | 12 |
535 | Can I get a bag of ice for that? I'm running low. | 1.3893 | 0.05363 | 149 | 105 | 30 | 14 |
536 | Save the bag, sweetie. It will be gone before I get to my car. | 1.3892 | 0.04847 | 185 | 131 | 36 | 18 |
537 | My kids can’t know how these are actually caught. | 1.3892 | 0.04403 | 185 | 124 | 50 | 11 |
538 | I usually catch my own, but I just got my nails done and a blow out. | 1.3889 | 0.04973 | 162 | 112 | 37 | 13 |
539 | If anyone asks, I caught him in the rapids..... | 1.3886 | 0.04813 | 193 | 138 | 35 | 20 |
540 | I usually eat seal meat, but not on Fridays. | 1.3886 | 0.04916 | 175 | 123 | 36 | 16 |
541 | Do you know if it was farm-raised or wild-caught? | 1.3886 | 0.04569 | 175 | 118 | 46 | 11 |
542 | I am returning this because it turns out that I am allergic to mercury. | 1.3879 | 0.04597 | 165 | 110 | 46 | 9 |
543 | Do you accept bearcoin? | 1.3875 | 0.04936 | 160 | 110 | 38 | 12 |
544 | Do you have any with the teeth marks,so I can say I caught it? | 1.3871 | 0.05046 | 155 | 107 | 36 | 12 |
545 | My wife thinks that I’m setting a bad example for our kids. | 1.3871 | 0.05806 | 124 | 87 | 26 | 11 |
546 | Wild caught, Farmed ; I can't tell the difference . | 1.3869 | 0.05102 | 137 | 92 | 37 | 8 |
547 | It's not leaping from a river, but with some lemon and a glass of vouvray it'll do. | 1.3869 | 0.05698 | 137 | 98 | 25 | 14 |
548 | Thanks for not doing that old "Buy Polar" joke. | 1.3864 | 0.05756 | 132 | 94 | 25 | 13 |
549 | I think "wild caught" is SO overrated. | 1.3861 | 0.04380 | 202 | 139 | 48 | 15 |
550 | I could give you money, or I could just not rip your arms off. | 1.3861 | 0.05515 | 158 | 116 | 23 | 19 |
551 | Do I look like I brought my own bag? | 1.3859 | 0.04862 | 184 | 131 | 35 | 18 |
552 | This is so much easier than standing in a freezing stream for hours. | 1.3858 | 0.05482 | 127 | 87 | 31 | 9 |
553 | I'd like to trade it in for a "wild-caught" | 1.3854 | 0.04828 | 192 | 138 | 34 | 20 |
554 | Do you gift wrap ? It's a post-hibernation present. | 1.3854 | 0.04537 | 192 | 133 | 44 | 15 |
555 | Now can I renew my library card? | 1.3851 | 0.05551 | 148 | 107 | 25 | 16 |
556 | Wow, 10 cents for a bag?! Never mind, I'll just eat it here. | 1.3851 | 0.04931 | 174 | 123 | 35 | 16 |
557 | No need for a bag. | 1.3846 | 0.04579 | 182 | 125 | 44 | 13 |
558 | I'll just have it "to go" | 1.3846 | 0.04894 | 169 | 118 | 37 | 14 |
559 | I need the bag as well, because my other half is a goat. | 1.3846 | 0.05566 | 156 | 115 | 22 | 19 |
560 | Sure I could do it myself, but who has the time? | 1.3846 | 0.04163 | 182 | 119 | 56 | 7 |
561 | Out of cedar planks again? | 1.3846 | 0.04837 | 182 | 129 | 36 | 17 |
562 | They’ll never know it wasn’t actually wild caught. | 1.3842 | 0.04668 | 177 | 122 | 42 | 13 |
563 | I don't want seem picky, but is it wild caught? | 1.3838 | 0.04779 | 185 | 131 | 37 | 17 |
564 | No bag necessary, just toss it in the air, we'll pretend I'm in the river | 1.3838 | 0.04591 | 185 | 128 | 43 | 14 |
565 | Oh, I don't need a bag for that. | 1.3831 | 0.04805 | 154 | 104 | 41 | 9 |
566 | Can we keep this just between you and me? | 1.3831 | 0.04978 | 154 | 106 | 37 | 11 |
567 | The other bears have been switching to meal subscription services, but there's something so primal and wild about sourcing the food yourself, you know? | 1.3830 | 0.05573 | 141 | 101 | 26 | 14 |
568 | Much better selection here than your downstream location. | 1.3828 | 0.04635 | 209 | 151 | 36 | 22 |
569 | My cubs will only eat store bought! | 1.3825 | 0.04624 | 183 | 127 | 42 | 14 |
570 | Keep the bag, it should seem like I caught it myself. | 1.3818 | 0.04974 | 165 | 116 | 35 | 14 |
571 | They delivered coho. I ordered chinook. | 1.3817 | 0.04634 | 186 | 130 | 41 | 15 |
572 | Do you accept Polar Express? | 1.3817 | 0.05574 | 131 | 92 | 28 | 11 |
573 | We actually stop fishing when we retire. | 1.3816 | 0.05107 | 152 | 106 | 34 | 12 |
574 | I'm trying to eat less red meat. | 1.3815 | 0.04809 | 173 | 121 | 38 | 14 |
575 | That's Farm to Table, right? | 1.3814 | 0.04439 | 194 | 134 | 46 | 14 |
576 | It’s a comfort fish. | 1.3813 | 0.05006 | 160 | 112 | 35 | 13 |
577 | It's for hibernation, so add forty more to the order. | 1.3810 | 0.04610 | 168 | 114 | 44 | 10 |
578 | I just like the store-bought kind... | 1.3810 | 0.04909 | 168 | 118 | 36 | 14 |
579 | 5 cents for a bag? I'm shopping at the river from now on. | 1.3810 | 0.04909 | 168 | 118 | 36 | 14 |
580 | And it's still considered 'wild caught' ? | 1.3806 | 0.05036 | 155 | 108 | 35 | 12 |
581 | Just a little wasabi on the side, please. | 1.3800 | 0.05153 | 150 | 105 | 33 | 12 |
582 | Hand it over slowly and nobody gets hurt. | 1.3797 | 0.04797 | 187 | 134 | 35 | 18 |
583 | Just the bear necessities today. | 1.3796 | 0.05687 | 137 | 99 | 24 | 14 |
584 | No bag. I'll just carry it out in my teeth. | 1.3793 | 0.04426 | 174 | 117 | 48 | 9 |
585 | Actually it's a gift. Could you please wrap this up? | 1.3793 | 0.04701 | 145 | 96 | 43 | 6 |
586 | No bag, you can just place it in my mouth. | 1.3789 | 0.04438 | 190 | 131 | 46 | 13 |
587 | Please remove the head and fillet it for me, and oh, add a lemon please! | 1.3785 | 0.04728 | 177 | 124 | 39 | 14 |
588 | It’s not like I couldn’t catch one in mid-air down at the river -I’m just as fierce and flesh-eating as the next guy - but hey, really, nowadays who’s got the time? | 1.3782 | 0.05010 | 156 | 109 | 35 | 12 |
589 | Where's my chips? | 1.3782 | 0.05092 | 156 | 110 | 33 | 13 |
590 | It's our 10th anniversary...thats fish ... right? | 1.3782 | 0.05172 | 156 | 111 | 31 | 14 |
591 | I don't need that. These days salmon come with their own plastic bag inside. | 1.3780 | 0.05210 | 164 | 119 | 28 | 17 |
592 | No, that's all I want - the bear necessities. | 1.3776 | 0.04854 | 196 | 144 | 30 | 22 |
593 | They say I should catch them myself, but who has time for that. | 1.3775 | 0.04768 | 151 | 102 | 41 | 8 |
594 | Please don't tell my wife we get farm-raised. | 1.3774 | 0.04942 | 159 | 111 | 36 | 12 |
595 | Just a plastic fork and some napkins. I'll eat in the car. | 1.3770 | 0.04602 | 191 | 135 | 40 | 16 |
596 | I thought she told me to change the lox | 1.3767 | 0.05156 | 146 | 102 | 33 | 11 |
597 | Hibernation’s no joke. | 1.3766 | 0.05136 | 154 | 109 | 32 | 13 |
598 | Do you have same day delivery? | 1.3765 | 0.04798 | 162 | 112 | 39 | 11 |
599 | There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but this is much more convenient. | 1.3759 | 0.04986 | 141 | 96 | 37 | 8 |
600 | On second thought,you smell even better! | 1.3758 | 0.05510 | 149 | 109 | 24 | 16 |
601 | It just tastes so much better than what I can catch in my neck of the woods… | 1.3758 | 0.04984 | 157 | 110 | 35 | 12 |
602 | Is there some reason bear food costs more than dog food? | 1.3758 | 0.04965 | 165 | 117 | 34 | 14 |
603 | Finally, I've looked absolutely everywhere for wild caught. | 1.3758 | 0.04965 | 165 | 117 | 34 | 14 |
604 | For here, please. No bag, just a quick flip in the air will be fine. | 1.3750 | 0.05203 | 144 | 101 | 32 | 11 |
605 | I'd like to send it C.O.D. | 1.3750 | 0.05151 | 160 | 115 | 30 | 15 |
606 | There’s just something better about store-bought. | 1.3750 | 0.04815 | 144 | 97 | 40 | 7 |
607 | I’m not going to eat it. I want it mounted over the mantle. | 1.3743 | 0.04909 | 171 | 122 | 34 | 15 |
608 | And two poppyseed bagels, please. | 1.3742 | 0.05006 | 163 | 116 | 33 | 14 |
609 | Could you please gut it as well? I'm squeamish. | 1.3742 | 0.04930 | 163 | 115 | 35 | 13 |
610 | All the questions about what I do in the woods got me questioning how I do a lot of things. | 1.3742 | 0.05081 | 163 | 117 | 31 | 15 |
611 | Think sushi. | 1.3741 | 0.05036 | 147 | 102 | 35 | 10 |
612 | Why, yes, I do. In the woods. | 1.3741 | 0.05710 | 139 | 102 | 22 | 15 |
613 | You can leave the honey and toilet paper in the bag, but I'm going to eat the fish now. | 1.3734 | 0.05038 | 158 | 112 | 33 | 13 |
614 | Oh, No Need to Bag It...I'll Just Eat It Now. | 1.3734 | 0.04876 | 158 | 110 | 37 | 11 |
615 | I’d also like a bagel and cream cheese. | 1.3734 | 0.05273 | 158 | 115 | 27 | 16 |
616 | I usually get it myself but I'm trying to support local. | 1.3734 | 0.04707 | 158 | 108 | 41 | 9 |
617 | That's not farm-raised, right? | 1.3733 | 0.04874 | 150 | 103 | 38 | 9 |
618 | Do you mind if I bite it first so my wife won't get suspicious? | 1.3732 | 0.05156 | 142 | 99 | 33 | 10 |
619 | Don't juge me, it's too cold outside today. | 1.3727 | 0.04812 | 161 | 112 | 38 | 11 |
620 | Could you please wrap it in yesterday's newspaper? It gives it that certain je ne sais quoi. | 1.3727 | 0.05048 | 161 | 115 | 32 | 14 |
621 | I'm returning it because it smells. | 1.3724 | 0.05265 | 145 | 103 | 30 | 12 |
622 | I never really had to think about climate change and supply chains before last year. | 1.3724 | 0.05356 | 145 | 104 | 28 | 13 |
623 | Is it ethically sourced? | 1.3721 | 0.05052 | 129 | 87 | 36 | 6 |
624 | ...and your finest white wine. | 1.3720 | 0.04828 | 164 | 115 | 37 | 12 |
625 | Thank you but I won't need a bag | 1.3718 | 0.04999 | 156 | 110 | 34 | 12 |
626 | Can you giftwrap it, please? | 1.3716 | 0.05188 | 148 | 105 | 31 | 12 |
627 | I ordered the rainbow, but this is clearly sockeye.” | 1.3713 | 0.04690 | 167 | 116 | 40 | 11 |
628 | Thanks, but this doesn't make up for the ice caps | 1.3710 | 0.05306 | 124 | 85 | 32 | 7 |
629 | Look, I gave it a try––Impossible Salmon just isn't for everyone. | 1.3708 | 0.04765 | 178 | 127 | 36 | 15 |
630 | Could you wrap it please? It's a gift. | 1.3706 | 0.05221 | 143 | 101 | 31 | 11 |
631 | Can't wait to stop working from home. | 1.3704 | 0.05335 | 135 | 95 | 30 | 10 |
632 | I trust that's sustainably sourced. | 1.3704 | 0.05734 | 135 | 99 | 22 | 14 |
633 | I have to return these, my wife said 'slippers' not 'kippers' | 1.3701 | 0.05042 | 154 | 109 | 33 | 12 |
634 | I ate two more in the store | 1.3699 | 0.05669 | 146 | 109 | 20 | 17 |
635 | When my son said he wanted COD for his birthday, he meant the video game Call Of Duty | 1.3697 | 0.05102 | 165 | 120 | 29 | 16 |
636 | Are you sure that's wild-caught? 'Cause I can tell, you know. | 1.3694 | 0.05855 | 111 | 78 | 25 | 8 |
637 | I think we have your account here sir. But are you Mr. Brown,Mr. Black,Mr. Grizzly,or Mr. Polar. | 1.3694 | 0.05568 | 111 | 76 | 29 | 6 |
638 | Do you think it’s big enough to feed three bears and a little girl? | 1.3690 | 0.04818 | 168 | 119 | 36 | 13 |
639 | Scale, fillet and debone please. | 1.3684 | 0.04684 | 171 | 120 | 39 | 12 |
640 | Goldilocks wants fish for dinner tonight so here I am. | 1.3684 | 0.05594 | 133 | 96 | 25 | 12 |
641 | I love supporting local business. | 1.3684 | 0.04731 | 152 | 104 | 40 | 8 |
642 | I was a hunter but now I'm a gatherer. | 1.3684 | 0.05609 | 114 | 79 | 28 | 7 |
643 | Can we just pretend I caught it? | 1.3681 | 0.04996 | 163 | 117 | 32 | 14 |
644 | Now you’re sure this is wild caught North Atlantic Salmon? I asked for Alaskan but they said they only had farm raised. | 1.3677 | 0.04845 | 155 | 108 | 37 | 10 |
645 | Do you have any wasabi? | 1.3673 | 0.04835 | 147 | 101 | 38 | 8 |
646 | At these prices, I could've just gone to the Yukon myself! | 1.3673 | 0.05382 | 147 | 107 | 26 | 14 |
647 | It smells fishy, so I am returning it. | 1.3672 | 0.04845 | 177 | 128 | 33 | 16 |
648 | And a bottle of water. | 1.3671 | 0.05028 | 158 | 113 | 32 | 13 |
649 | The sign said, "wild caught", but I don't see any claw or tooth marks. | 1.3667 | 0.05667 | 120 | 85 | 26 | 9 |
650 | But I ordered a salmon! | 1.3663 | 0.04734 | 172 | 122 | 37 | 13 |
651 | Is it possible to have that gift wrapped? | 1.3662 | 0.05334 | 142 | 102 | 28 | 12 |
652 | They’ll never guess it’s store bought. | 1.3662 | 0.05143 | 142 | 100 | 32 | 10 |
653 | I think I'm going to take it easy this season | 1.3661 | 0.04534 | 183 | 129 | 41 | 13 |
654 | I thought MediBear covers dietary supplements | 1.3660 | 0.05143 | 153 | 110 | 30 | 13 |
655 | Can I pay you later? I'm seasonal. | 1.3659 | 0.05045 | 164 | 119 | 30 | 15 |
656 | I just wanted to confirm that this is wild Alaskan salmon, and not farm raised. | 1.3655 | 0.04875 | 145 | 100 | 37 | 8 |
657 | I don't need a bag--just stick in my mouth | 1.3655 | 0.05068 | 145 | 102 | 33 | 10 |
658 | That's all right, I'll carry it in my mouth. | 1.3655 | 0.05254 | 145 | 104 | 29 | 12 |
659 | But I LIKE it rare! | 1.3653 | 0.04680 | 167 | 117 | 39 | 11 |
660 | I miss the old supply chain. | 1.3652 | 0.04689 | 178 | 127 | 37 | 14 |
661 | Could you throw some water on me so my wife thinks I caught it? | 1.3651 | 0.05475 | 126 | 89 | 28 | 9 |
662 | I forgot to get my license. | 1.3651 | 0.05475 | 126 | 89 | 28 | 9 |
663 | Are you sure it isn’t farmed? | 1.3651 | 0.05475 | 126 | 89 | 28 | 9 |
664 | I don't need a bag. I'm just going to tear into it as soon as I get in the car. | 1.3650 | 0.04955 | 137 | 94 | 36 | 7 |
665 | Do you have a catch and return policy? | 1.3649 | 0.04903 | 148 | 103 | 36 | 9 |
666 | NO, that's okay. I'll just eviscerate it right here. | 1.3648 | 0.04921 | 159 | 113 | 34 | 12 |
667 | Now is the honey on sale too...? | 1.3648 | 0.04921 | 159 | 113 | 34 | 12 |
668 | Could you filet it for me? I really hate those little bones. | 1.3648 | 0.05235 | 159 | 117 | 26 | 16 |
669 | I'm assuming that's wild-caught. | 1.3647 | 0.04914 | 170 | 123 | 32 | 15 |
670 | Please charge me for the sixty I ate while I was shopping. | 1.3642 | 0.05015 | 151 | 107 | 33 | 11 |
671 | It's caught wild- right? Can't stand that "farm raised" stuff. | 1.3636 | 0.04917 | 143 | 99 | 36 | 8 |
672 | No chips? | 1.3636 | 0.05616 | 132 | 96 | 24 | 12 |
673 | I could not find the seal. | 1.3636 | 0.05718 | 132 | 97 | 22 | 13 |
674 | No bag please. Help save the planet. Just put it in my mouth. | 1.3631 | 0.05281 | 157 | 116 | 25 | 16 |
675 | It smelled fishy. | 1.3630 | 0.04945 | 146 | 102 | 35 | 9 |
676 | And if my wife asks, I got this at the stream. | 1.3630 | 0.05313 | 146 | 106 | 27 | 13 |
677 | i don’t know who it was, but somebody made a huge mess in the honey aisle | 1.3630 | 0.05624 | 135 | 99 | 23 | 13 |
678 | How fresh is fresh? | 1.3630 | 0.05216 | 135 | 95 | 31 | 9 |
679 | We're going to have to agree to disagree that this is "wild-caught". | 1.3623 | 0.05339 | 138 | 99 | 28 | 11 |
680 | Has anyone ever asked if you do your business in the woods? | 1.3623 | 0.05533 | 138 | 101 | 24 | 13 |
681 | No bag necessary. I’m going to eat it on the way home. | 1.3621 | 0.04689 | 174 | 124 | 37 | 13 |
682 | I actually don't need a bag. | 1.3621 | 0.04760 | 174 | 125 | 35 | 14 |
683 | No bag, thanks. I thought I'd eat both of you here. | 1.3620 | 0.05281 | 163 | 122 | 23 | 18 |
684 | I like my fish how I like my men, wild caught. | 1.3617 | 0.04959 | 141 | 98 | 35 | 8 |
685 | Could you please toss him up into the air for me instead? | 1.3616 | 0.04633 | 177 | 126 | 38 | 13 |
686 | My usual place is having restocking problems. | 1.3615 | 0.05675 | 130 | 95 | 23 | 12 |
687 | No seals ? | 1.3614 | 0.04994 | 166 | 121 | 30 | 15 |
688 | This is hay fever season so I'm avoiding the outdoors. | 1.3613 | 0.05087 | 155 | 112 | 30 | 13 |
689 | Climate Change? What has that got to do with the price of fish? | 1.3611 | 0.04987 | 144 | 101 | 34 | 9 |
690 | Is that farmed or wild-caught? | 1.3609 | 0.05682 | 133 | 98 | 22 | 13 |
691 | No bag. If you toss the fish in the air I’ll eat it right here. | 1.3608 | 0.04770 | 158 | 111 | 37 | 10 |
692 | I ordered Nova, not smoked. | 1.3605 | 0.04652 | 172 | 122 | 38 | 12 |
693 | You can't get them where I'm from anymore. | 1.3604 | 0.04360 | 197 | 140 | 43 | 14 |
694 | I believe I asked for butter and dill, on the side. | 1.3604 | 0.05836 | 111 | 79 | 24 | 8 |
695 | Can you recommend a nice bag of garbage to go with that? | 1.3603 | 0.05078 | 136 | 95 | 33 | 8 |
696 | Don’t worry, that’s just my stomach growling. | 1.3603 | 0.05490 | 136 | 99 | 25 | 12 |
697 | I can't taste the difference between farm raised and wild caught | 1.3602 | 0.04206 | 186 | 128 | 49 | 9 |
698 | I’m retired. | 1.3600 | 0.05725 | 125 | 91 | 23 | 11 |
699 | Worst advice ever? "Just go with the floe, dude!" | 1.3600 | 0.05495 | 125 | 89 | 27 | 9 |
700 | Can I get a plastic bag? I have to swim home... | 1.3597 | 0.05003 | 139 | 97 | 34 | 8 |
701 | Could you bag this please? I'd hate for some wilderness magazine to take my picture again during lunch. | 1.3592 | 0.06148 | 103 | 74 | 21 | 8 |
702 | Don’t wrap it up. I want the boys to think I caught it myself. | 1.3592 | 0.05130 | 142 | 101 | 31 | 10 |
703 | Do me a favor. Throw it at me so I can tell my wife I caught it. | 1.3590 | 0.04893 | 156 | 111 | 34 | 11 |
704 | What good is it if there's a cream-cheese shortage? | 1.3588 | 0.05091 | 131 | 91 | 33 | 7 |
705 | But does it pair better with a chardonnay or a chenin blanc? | 1.3586 | 0.05421 | 145 | 107 | 24 | 14 |
706 | It’s part of this new raw keto thing I’ve been doing. | 1.3586 | 0.05241 | 145 | 105 | 28 | 12 |
707 | Can we just keep this between us? | 1.3585 | 0.04910 | 159 | 114 | 33 | 12 |
708 | Oh, I won't be needing the bag. | 1.3583 | 0.05650 | 120 | 86 | 25 | 9 |
709 | Last week you were out. Had to get porridge. What a nightmare that was! | 1.3583 | 0.05650 | 120 | 86 | 25 | 9 |
710 | Supply chain problems. | 1.3582 | 0.05443 | 134 | 97 | 26 | 11 |
711 | Just the bear essentials today. | 1.3581 | 0.05425 | 148 | 110 | 23 | 15 |
712 | Can you put From Your Favorite Bear on the card | 1.3581 | 0.05074 | 148 | 106 | 31 | 11 |
713 | No need for the bag. I'm gonna eat that in the car on the drive home. | 1.3580 | 0.04845 | 162 | 116 | 34 | 12 |
714 | It is catch and release where I come from! | 1.3580 | 0.04574 | 176 | 125 | 39 | 12 |
715 | You can leave that out. That's for the ride home. | 1.3578 | 0.05456 | 109 | 75 | 29 | 5 |
716 | No bag, I'll be dining in. | 1.3578 | 0.05610 | 109 | 76 | 27 | 6 |
717 | Don't tell the family but I love farm salmon!" | 1.3577 | 0.05431 | 123 | 87 | 28 | 8 |
718 | I’ll take that to go. | 1.3577 | 0.05256 | 137 | 98 | 29 | 10 |
719 | . . . and three onion bagels, some chives and a pound of cream cheese. | 1.3576 | 0.05083 | 165 | 122 | 27 | 16 |
720 | I prefer free-range, but this is just so convenient. | 1.3571 | 0.04974 | 140 | 98 | 34 | 8 |
721 | This fish is dead. | 1.3566 | 0.05289 | 143 | 104 | 27 | 12 |
722 | Actually I wanted all fifty of them. | 1.3566 | 0.05100 | 143 | 102 | 31 | 10 |
723 | Are you sure this is farm raised? My cubs are allergic to the wild stuff. | 1.3566 | 0.05002 | 143 | 101 | 33 | 9 |
724 | Don’t tell National Geographic! | 1.3566 | 0.05369 | 129 | 92 | 28 | 9 |
725 | Can you rough it up a bit so she thinks I caught it in the river? | 1.3566 | 0.05697 | 129 | 95 | 22 | 12 |
726 | For old times sake, could you pack it in ice? | 1.3562 | 0.04736 | 146 | 101 | 38 | 7 |
727 | At least you’ve stopped using plastic. | 1.3558 | 0.04410 | 163 | 112 | 44 | 7 |
728 | Instead of bagging it, can you just toss it at my open mouth? | 1.3558 | 0.05784 | 104 | 73 | 25 | 6 |
729 | I was on my way down to the river when I saw you had a sale on so I thought: Hell, why not? | 1.3556 | 0.05306 | 135 | 97 | 28 | 10 |
730 | My regular spawning stream has gone dry. Hey, you got grubs and berries? | 1.3554 | 0.05487 | 121 | 86 | 27 | 8 |
731 | And pack him in lots of ice; we could really use the ice. | 1.3554 | 0.05487 | 121 | 86 | 27 | 8 |
732 | Can I have some ice with that? | 1.3554 | 0.05230 | 121 | 84 | 31 | 6 |
733 | What the fuck is 'white fish?' | 1.3553 | 0.05231 | 152 | 112 | 26 | 14 |
734 | You know our routine. Toss it to me first! | 1.3551 | 0.04911 | 138 | 96 | 35 | 7 |
735 | Wild caught, not farm raised and never frozen, right? | 1.3534 | 0.06030 | 116 | 86 | 19 | 11 |
736 | If my cubs come by, tell them I caught it myself. | 1.3534 | 0.05511 | 116 | 82 | 27 | 7 |
737 | Charge it to the World Wildlife Fund. | 1.3533 | 0.05193 | 150 | 110 | 27 | 13 |
738 | No bag--I'll eat it on the way home. | 1.3533 | 0.04928 | 150 | 107 | 33 | 10 |
739 | Can you believe I've been wading into streams for all this time? | 1.3533 | 0.04811 | 167 | 121 | 33 | 13 |
740 | Supply chain issues are hurting me too. | 1.3533 | 0.04885 | 167 | 122 | 31 | 14 |
741 | Kosher? | 1.3529 | 0.05415 | 119 | 84 | 28 | 7 |
742 | No need for the bag. Just put it in my mouth. | 1.3525 | 0.05092 | 139 | 99 | 31 | 9 |
743 | Could you throw it and shout Coho like they do in Seattle? | 1.3525 | 0.05764 | 139 | 106 | 17 | 16 |
744 | Lent. Am I right? | 1.3525 | 0.05580 | 139 | 104 | 21 | 14 |
745 | Oh, I won’t be needing a bag. | 1.3525 | 0.04988 | 139 | 98 | 33 | 8 |
746 | Oh wait,I have a coupon for that. | 1.3525 | 0.04988 | 139 | 98 | 33 | 8 |
747 | Oh, and I’ll need 150 million bags of ice. | 1.3525 | 0.06039 | 122 | 92 | 17 | 13 |
748 | Farm-raised is just easier now that I’m teleworking. | 1.3522 | 0.05136 | 159 | 118 | 26 | 15 |
749 | Cash or card? How about I don't maul you instead? | 1.3521 | 0.05116 | 142 | 102 | 30 | 10 |
750 | And 100 pounds of whale blubber... | 1.3519 | 0.04754 | 162 | 116 | 35 | 11 |
751 | Are you sure that's not a red herring? | 1.3516 | 0.05272 | 128 | 91 | 29 | 8 |
752 | I’d like to exchange this for a larger size. | 1.3516 | 0.05387 | 128 | 92 | 27 | 9 |
753 | And I'm getting a couple hundred pounds of ice from the cooler outside. | 1.3514 | 0.05673 | 111 | 79 | 25 | 7 |
754 | I couldn't find the fresh dill sauce you usually carry. Supply chain problems? | 1.3514 | 0.05673 | 111 | 79 | 25 | 7 |
755 | You’re telling me this salmon spawned on a farm? | 1.3511 | 0.05301 | 131 | 94 | 28 | 9 |
756 | Doesn't scan huh? Ha Ha guess it's free. Laugh or I'll maul you. | 1.3511 | 0.05623 | 131 | 97 | 22 | 12 |
757 | How can I tell that it is really "wild caught", it looks "farm raised"? | 1.3510 | 0.04717 | 151 | 106 | 37 | 8 |
758 | I didn’t think I’d like it, but now I can’t stop eating tilapia! | 1.3510 | 0.04810 | 151 | 107 | 35 | 9 |
759 | Can I get that with a side of nachos? | 1.3509 | 0.05135 | 114 | 78 | 32 | 4 |
760 | Its an in-flight snack | 1.3507 | 0.05324 | 134 | 97 | 27 | 10 |
761 | Do you deliver during the hibernation period? | 1.3506 | 0.05007 | 154 | 112 | 30 | 12 |
762 | Do you offer discounts for repeat customers? | 1.3504 | 0.05138 | 137 | 98 | 30 | 9 |
763 | Would you mind savagely dismembering it for me? | 1.3500 | 0.05111 | 120 | 83 | 32 | 5 |
764 | I would’ve caught it myself, but I just got a manicure.” | 1.3500 | 0.06723 | 100 | 76 | 13 | 11 |
765 | I may have taken several samples out of Barry in Produce. | 1.3500 | 0.05357 | 140 | 103 | 25 | 12 |
766 | No I'm sorry, I don't have the receipt | 1.3496 | 0.05413 | 123 | 88 | 27 | 8 |
767 | It’s not frozen, right? | 1.3494 | 0.04429 | 166 | 116 | 42 | 8 |
768 | Do you suggest pan sear or ripping it apart? | 1.3492 | 0.05203 | 126 | 89 | 30 | 7 |
769 | Paper, please. I'll get plenty of plastic with the fish. | 1.3491 | 0.06001 | 106 | 77 | 21 | 8 |
770 | Don’t suppose you stock any ice, do ya? Could do with some of that back home. | 1.3490 | 0.05033 | 149 | 108 | 30 | 11 |
771 | Yeah! I'm the one who shits in the woods!!! | 1.3488 | 0.05238 | 129 | 92 | 29 | 8 |
772 | …And a bag of everything bagels and a tub of cream cheese and I’ll be on my way. | 1.3487 | 0.05219 | 152 | 113 | 25 | 14 |
773 | The spouse'll never guess. | 1.3485 | 0.05156 | 132 | 94 | 30 | 8 |
774 | Fishin ain't what it used to be. | 1.3485 | 0.05482 | 132 | 97 | 24 | 11 |
775 | No thanks, just toss it into the air. | 1.3484 | 0.05145 | 155 | 115 | 26 | 14 |
776 | The Health Department closed the stream down by my cave. | 1.3481 | 0.05185 | 135 | 97 | 29 | 9 |
777 | Save the bag. I’m eating here. | 1.3481 | 0.05185 | 135 | 97 | 29 | 9 |
778 | Was it going up or down stream? | 1.3481 | 0.05291 | 135 | 98 | 27 | 10 |
779 | The Mrs. and I are headed upstream. | 1.3478 | 0.05209 | 138 | 100 | 28 | 10 |
780 | Save the bag, please. I'm going to eat that right now. | 1.3478 | 0.05390 | 115 | 81 | 28 | 6 |
781 | Wild caught or farmed, I don’t care. I’m a god damned bear . | 1.3478 | 0.05409 | 138 | 102 | 24 | 12 |
782 | How much is that salmon? I’ve only been in hibernation for 4 months!! | 1.3478 | 0.05247 | 115 | 80 | 30 | 5 |
783 | What aisle is the honey? | 1.3475 | 0.05565 | 118 | 85 | 25 | 8 |
784 | Can I speak to your forager? | 1.3475 | 0.05433 | 118 | 84 | 27 | 7 |
785 | I may be retired, but I'm still hungry. | 1.3473 | 0.04647 | 167 | 120 | 36 | 11 |
786 | You're sure that was claw caught? | 1.3473 | 0.04799 | 167 | 122 | 32 | 13 |
787 | No need to waste a bag. | 1.3472 | 0.05056 | 144 | 104 | 30 | 10 |
788 | Can I claw it first? I'm trying to impress her. | 1.3472 | 0.04860 | 144 | 102 | 34 | 8 |
789 | Could you bag that separate from the seal cutlets? | 1.3469 | 0.06503 | 98 | 73 | 16 | 9 |
790 | No bag. Just throw it up into the air. | 1.3467 | 0.04914 | 150 | 108 | 32 | 10 |
791 | I usually get salmon, but the cod was on special. | 1.3465 | 0.06042 | 101 | 73 | 21 | 7 |
792 | Don't tell anyone. | 1.3465 | 0.06204 | 101 | 74 | 19 | 8 |
793 | Listen...lets keep this a secret. | 1.3465 | 0.05405 | 127 | 92 | 26 | 9 |
794 | He's just insufferable..all he talks about is the Steak Diane he made at last year's camping trip! So, I'm shutting him up this year and making Trout Almondine. | 1.3462 | 0.04868 | 156 | 113 | 31 | 11 |
795 | I hear this is a bear market. | 1.3462 | 0.05204 | 130 | 93 | 29 | 8 |
796 | Will you waive the 5-cent bag fee if I refrain from ripping off your head? | 1.3462 | 0.05537 | 130 | 96 | 23 | 11 |
797 | You call 1,000 miles local? | 1.3462 | 0.05537 | 130 | 96 | 23 | 11 |
798 | Now you get in the bag. | 1.3459 | 0.05752 | 133 | 101 | 18 | 14 |
799 | With salmon I favor a Chardonnay, for its buttery mouthfeel. Why do you ask? | 1.3459 | 0.05234 | 133 | 96 | 28 | 9 |
800 | So, how long has Buy Polar been open? | 1.3459 | 0.04779 | 133 | 92 | 36 | 5 |
801 | I finally figured out how to survive climate change | 1.3459 | 0.05124 | 133 | 95 | 30 | 8 |
802 | My doctor says I need more Omega-3 in my diet. | 1.3459 | 0.04896 | 133 | 93 | 34 | 6 |
803 | A gift, but not all bears care for fish. | 1.3456 | 0.05046 | 136 | 97 | 31 | 8 |
804 | I don’t need a bag. I’m going to eat it right now . | 1.3456 | 0.05046 | 136 | 97 | 31 | 8 |
805 | I wanted Sockeye. This is Coho. | 1.3448 | 0.04930 | 145 | 104 | 32 | 9 |
806 | You think you could take a picture of me down by that stream? | 1.3445 | 0.05778 | 119 | 88 | 21 | 10 |
807 | No, that's 'for here.' | 1.3444 | 0.04608 | 151 | 106 | 38 | 7 |
808 | Do you know if this is sushi grade salmon? | 1.3443 | 0.05675 | 122 | 90 | 22 | 10 |
809 | Don’t waste the bag; just throw the fish in the air and I’ll take care of the rest. | 1.3442 | 0.04994 | 154 | 113 | 29 | 12 |
810 | The ones in the river are protected | 1.3441 | 0.06209 | 93 | 67 | 20 | 6 |
811 | May I have chips with that? | 1.3438 | 0.04890 | 128 | 89 | 34 | 5 |
812 | Wild salmon is too much work. | 1.3436 | 0.04875 | 163 | 120 | 30 | 13 |
813 | Your safe. It’s fish Friday. | 1.3433 | 0.05412 | 134 | 99 | 24 | 11 |
814 | Would you mind unscrewing the little soy sauce fish lids for me? | 1.3433 | 0.05308 | 134 | 98 | 26 | 10 |
815 | What do people have against bear markets? | 1.3431 | 0.04908 | 137 | 97 | 33 | 7 |
816 | But your seafood department says that Coho's worth $22 a pound. | 1.3427 | 0.05167 | 143 | 105 | 27 | 11 |
817 | Is there a near-extinction discount? | 1.3426 | 0.05759 | 108 | 78 | 23 | 7 |
818 | I know you said it is fresh, but is it organic? | 1.3426 | 0.05759 | 108 | 78 | 23 | 7 |
819 | What kind of wine would you suggest to go with this fish? | 1.3426 | 0.05759 | 108 | 78 | 23 | 7 |
820 | When do you expect to have sea lions in stock again? | 1.3426 | 0.06193 | 108 | 81 | 17 | 10 |
821 | Was it sustainably caught? | 1.3423 | 0.05283 | 149 | 112 | 23 | 14 |
822 | Why don't you just give it to me? | 1.3421 | 0.05687 | 114 | 83 | 23 | 8 |
823 | It's so much easier than swimming upstream with them. | 1.3421 | 0.05687 | 114 | 83 | 23 | 8 |
824 | Is it fresh? Wild Caught? Do you know the Mercury levels? | 1.3421 | 0.05548 | 114 | 82 | 25 | 7 |
825 | No thanks, that would be too embarrassing – I’ll just take it home in my mouth. | 1.3421 | 0.05822 | 114 | 84 | 21 | 9 |
826 | I'm on a diet. | 1.3419 | 0.05451 | 117 | 84 | 26 | 7 |
827 | Can I pay with not mauling anyone? | 1.3419 | 0.05842 | 117 | 87 | 20 | 10 |
828 | Can you just toss it my way? | 1.3417 | 0.05225 | 120 | 85 | 29 | 6 |
829 | Actually, I usually just take it home in my mouth. | 1.3415 | 0.05269 | 123 | 88 | 28 | 7 |
830 | And you're sure that's wild caught? | 1.3413 | 0.05305 | 126 | 91 | 27 | 8 |
831 | Is that sustainably sourced? | 1.3412 | 0.04728 | 170 | 125 | 32 | 13 |
832 | 12 cents for a bag? Nevermind...I'll eat it here. | 1.3409 | 0.05774 | 132 | 101 | 17 | 14 |
833 | I've got this foster daughter Goldilocks and she will only eat fish that is just right. | 1.3409 | 0.05250 | 132 | 96 | 27 | 9 |
834 | Do you happen to know if this fish is ethically sourced? | 1.3409 | 0.05359 | 132 | 97 | 25 | 10 |
835 | Don't judge, I suffer from Aquaphobia. | 1.3409 | 0.05139 | 132 | 95 | 29 | 8 |
836 | If anyone asks, you never saw me here, OK? | 1.3406 | 0.04878 | 138 | 98 | 33 | 7 |
837 | This is past its expiration date. | 1.3406 | 0.05393 | 138 | 103 | 23 | 12 |
838 | Forgot to ask: Is it wild-caught? | 1.3401 | 0.05243 | 147 | 110 | 24 | 13 |
839 | ``Look at this belly. And then tell me if I need a bag.'' | 1.3401 | 0.05243 | 147 | 110 | 24 | 13 |
840 | I'll just eat it right here...I hate that fish smell in the car. | 1.3401 | 0.04679 | 147 | 104 | 36 | 7 |
841 | Could you also ring-up 3,000 bags of ice? | 1.3396 | 0.05034 | 159 | 119 | 26 | 14 |
842 | I don’t need a bag. Just a napkin. | 1.3394 | 0.05861 | 109 | 80 | 21 | 8 |
843 | No need to wrap it. I’ll be devouring it here. | 1.3394 | 0.04748 | 165 | 121 | 32 | 12 |
844 | Put the fish in my paw and the cash in the bag. | 1.3391 | 0.05368 | 115 | 82 | 27 | 6 |
845 | I only eat fish on Fridays, and on all the other days. | 1.3388 | 0.05321 | 121 | 87 | 27 | 7 |
846 | I’m quite a modest shopper; I only buy the bear necessities. | 1.3388 | 0.05816 | 121 | 91 | 19 | 11 |
847 | No, I'll just eat it here. My home melted. | 1.3387 | 0.05233 | 124 | 89 | 28 | 7 |
848 | In the woods and sometimes in aisle five. | 1.3386 | 0.05502 | 127 | 94 | 23 | 10 |
849 | Do I really look like the "Dine In" type to you? | 1.3385 | 0.05411 | 130 | 96 | 24 | 10 |
850 | Look, I know it's highly entertaining, but I don't want to catch it in my mouth. | 1.3385 | 0.05411 | 130 | 96 | 24 | 10 |
851 | Oh no, I think I shed my frequent shopper card with my winter coat. | 1.3383 | 0.05106 | 133 | 96 | 29 | 8 |
852 | Is there enough on the gift card for a dry Riesling? | 1.3383 | 0.05106 | 133 | 96 | 29 | 8 |
853 | Right, no carry-on snacks. He's my ticket to a three-seats-alone trifecta. | 1.3381 | 0.04956 | 139 | 100 | 31 | 8 |
854 | *Can you do lay away for hibernation? " | 1.3381 | 0.05456 | 139 | 105 | 21 | 13 |
855 | I know that farmed is cheaper, but we only eat wild Salmon | 1.3381 | 0.05360 | 139 | 104 | 23 | 12 |
856 | Hand it over quietly and nobody gets hurt. | 1.3380 | 0.05182 | 142 | 105 | 26 | 11 |
857 | I'd catch them wild myself- but that cold water just wrecks my nails! | 1.3380 | 0.04568 | 142 | 99 | 38 | 5 |
858 | I don't need it bagged. I'll eat it on the ride home. | 1.3378 | 0.05033 | 148 | 109 | 28 | 11 |
859 | What does "to go" mean? | 1.3377 | 0.04980 | 154 | 114 | 28 | 12 |
860 | ...and where might this so-called 'salmon farm' be, exactly? | 1.3377 | 0.05148 | 154 | 116 | 24 | 14 |
861 | I was expecting it to be filleted. | 1.3376 | 0.04743 | 157 | 114 | 33 | 10 |
862 | You don't need to bag it, I’m going to eat you first.” | 1.3375 | 0.04847 | 160 | 118 | 30 | 12 |
863 | Are you, too, running out of ice? | 1.3368 | 0.05913 | 95 | 68 | 22 | 5 |
864 | You keep the fish, can I go through your garbage | 1.3368 | 0.06099 | 95 | 69 | 20 | 6 |
865 | Don't bother bagging it. | 1.3365 | 0.05569 | 104 | 74 | 25 | 5 |
866 | Between you and me I usually get my fish fresher than this. | 1.3365 | 0.05734 | 104 | 75 | 23 | 6 |
867 | Do you mind throwing it in the trash first? | 1.3364 | 0.05625 | 107 | 77 | 24 | 6 |
868 | It's my cheat day. | 1.3364 | 0.06096 | 110 | 83 | 17 | 10 |
869 | Did you just call me Smokey? | 1.3362 | 0.05468 | 116 | 84 | 25 | 7 |
870 | I won’t need a bag, if you could just throw it toward my mouth for me. | 1.3361 | 0.05505 | 119 | 87 | 24 | 8 |
871 | Do you do price matching? | 1.3361 | 0.06000 | 119 | 91 | 16 | 12 |
872 | Do you have one that's still flapping around a bit? It's part of the whole dining "experience" | 1.3361 | 0.05505 | 119 | 87 | 24 | 8 |
873 | If you pack it, will it be still organic? | 1.3361 | 0.05374 | 119 | 86 | 26 | 7 |
874 | The catch-by date is expired. | 1.3361 | 0.05535 | 122 | 90 | 23 | 9 |
875 | I don't suppose you'd know where I could get some tartare sauce? | 1.3359 | 0.04995 | 128 | 91 | 31 | 6 |
876 | Does it look Like I need a bag? | 1.3359 | 0.04995 | 128 | 91 | 31 | 6 |
877 | Can I get a side of baby seal with that? | 1.3359 | 0.05484 | 131 | 98 | 22 | 11 |
878 | I'm trying to eat out less." | 1.3358 | 0.05074 | 134 | 97 | 29 | 8 |
879 | Would you pair that with red or white? | 1.3358 | 0.04890 | 137 | 98 | 32 | 7 |
880 | Do you have a bigger fish .... I told my wife I've gone fishing. | 1.3358 | 0.04665 | 137 | 96 | 36 | 5 |
881 | I would think again before you charge me for that bag | 1.3358 | 0.05701 | 137 | 106 | 16 | 15 |
882 | I was told there was a global warming discount? | 1.3357 | 0.05230 | 140 | 104 | 25 | 11 |
883 | I gave up mauling humans for Lent. | 1.3357 | 0.05130 | 140 | 103 | 27 | 10 |
884 | So you said 30 minutes at 350 degrees right? | 1.3357 | 0.04821 | 140 | 100 | 33 | 7 |
885 | Can you gift wrap it please. Its for a friend. | 1.3357 | 0.05246 | 143 | 107 | 24 | 12 |
886 | I know most people just buy the fillets, but the head is really the best part. | 1.3356 | 0.04789 | 146 | 105 | 33 | 8 |
887 | Your lucky day. Giving up warm-blooded mammals for Lent! | 1.3333 | 0.05389 | 141 | 107 | 21 | 13 |
888 | Is this fish ethically sourced? | 1.3333 | 0.05717 | 120 | 90 | 20 | 10 |
889 | Well, I have stopped fishing in troubled waters. | 1.3333 | 0.06365 | 93 | 69 | 17 | 7 |
890 | Can you pack this so it looks like I just grabbed it from the river? | 1.3333 | 0.05616 | 123 | 92 | 21 | 10 |
891 | Do I want to “round up” to combat climate change? Yes | 1.3333 | 0.05285 | 126 | 92 | 26 | 8 |
892 | That's what you human's call,"bagging a fish". | 1.3333 | 0.05847 | 105 | 77 | 21 | 7 |
893 | You can save the bag. I'll just eat it now. | 1.3333 | 0.05164 | 126 | 91 | 28 | 7 |
894 | The online description said halibut, but it's clearly cod. | 1.3333 | 0.05717 | 120 | 90 | 20 | 10 |
895 | It's Lent. I don't eat seal on Fridays. | 1.3333 | 0.05616 | 123 | 92 | 21 | 10 |
896 | This is so much easier than trying to bag one in the river". | 1.3333 | 0.05717 | 120 | 90 | 20 | 10 |
897 | He wasn't farm raised, right? | 1.3333 | 0.05466 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
898 | If my wife calls, I'm not here. | 1.3333 | 0.05291 | 117 | 84 | 27 | 6 |
899 | Frankly, catching salmon in frigid cold waters isn't all it's cracked up to be. I prefer farm raised. | 1.3333 | 0.05067 | 120 | 85 | 30 | 5 |
900 | They used to be free you know. | 1.3333 | 0.04792 | 150 | 109 | 32 | 9 |
901 | And you’re sure it’s wild caught? | 1.3314 | 0.04339 | 169 | 121 | 40 | 8 |
902 | No bag, thank you. Just toss it in the air… | 1.3311 | 0.05208 | 151 | 115 | 22 | 14 |
903 | What I love about this city is being able to get a great meal at any hour when I can't hibernate. | 1.3310 | 0.04764 | 142 | 102 | 33 | 7 |
904 | Hi, listen, if anyone comes in asking, I caught this with my own bare paws and then had you wrap it up for me. | 1.3309 | 0.04831 | 139 | 100 | 32 | 7 |
905 | I'm having friends over for dinner and I just don't have time to catch the Salmon myself. | 1.3309 | 0.05011 | 136 | 99 | 29 | 8 |
906 | No bag. Just going to eat it in the car. | 1.3308 | 0.04975 | 133 | 96 | 30 | 7 |
907 | I'll take two pounds, I'm in between fat and skinny season. | 1.3308 | 0.05307 | 133 | 99 | 24 | 10 |
908 | Never mind the bag. Just stand back and throw it to me. | 1.3308 | 0.05393 | 130 | 97 | 23 | 10 |
909 | No,I don't have your loyalty club app. I'm a bear. | 1.3307 | 0.05368 | 127 | 94 | 24 | 9 |
910 | It's, uh, for a friend. | 1.3307 | 0.05130 | 127 | 92 | 28 | 7 |
911 | I want to be sure this is wild caught,not farm-raised. | 1.3307 | 0.05130 | 127 | 92 | 28 | 7 |
912 | Can I get some chips with that? | 1.3306 | 0.05337 | 124 | 91 | 25 | 8 |
913 | Could I have sauce with that? | 1.3306 | 0.04540 | 124 | 85 | 37 | 2 |
914 | No bag. Just throw it up and snap me catching it. Photoshop will do the rest. | 1.3306 | 0.05553 | 121 | 90 | 22 | 9 |
915 | I've changed my mind. Instead of the fish I'll take your left leg. | 1.3306 | 0.05553 | 121 | 90 | 22 | 9 |
916 | Would you throw in some ice? I’m miles from the cave. | 1.3306 | 0.05428 | 121 | 89 | 24 | 8 |
917 | It's the only place I can get those off season. | 1.3305 | 0.05523 | 118 | 87 | 23 | 8 |
918 | I caught this on the streaming service | 1.3305 | 0.05903 | 118 | 90 | 17 | 11 |
919 | You know, these used to be free before the river was dammed. | 1.3304 | 0.06016 | 115 | 88 | 16 | 11 |
920 | Remember, speak softly and carry a big fish. | 1.3304 | 0.05622 | 115 | 85 | 22 | 8 |
921 | I left my wallet in my pants. | 1.3304 | 0.05200 | 115 | 82 | 28 | 5 |
922 | So the limit is one salmon per bear because of supply chain issues? | 1.3304 | 0.05485 | 115 | 84 | 24 | 7 |
923 | I just remembered that today is my wedding anniversary. | 1.3304 | 0.05585 | 112 | 82 | 23 | 7 |
924 | Would you mind putting that in a separate bag from the honey? | 1.3304 | 0.05866 | 112 | 84 | 19 | 9 |
925 | do yall take crypto | 1.3303 | 0.05690 | 109 | 80 | 22 | 7 |
926 | You know the saying, teach a bear to shop... | 1.3303 | 0.05383 | 109 | 78 | 26 | 5 |
927 | Can I have one of those “all I got from my trip to Florida was farm-raised North Atlantic Salmon” t-shirts too. | 1.3302 | 0.06248 | 106 | 81 | 15 | 10 |
928 | It was swimming downstream. | 1.3300 | 0.05329 | 100 | 70 | 27 | 3 |
929 | Well, I don't need a bag; I'll just eat it on my way to work. | 1.3298 | 0.05737 | 94 | 67 | 23 | 4 |
930 | Can I pay by carp? | 1.3286 | 0.05012 | 140 | 103 | 28 | 9 |
931 | A nickel a bag? Forget it pal, I'll eat it here. | 1.3286 | 0.05012 | 140 | 103 | 28 | 9 |
932 | I am rebranding from “The Terror of the Great North” to a conscientious predator. | 1.3286 | 0.05012 | 140 | 103 | 28 | 9 |
933 | Don’t worry, I’m a pescatarian. | 1.3284 | 0.04829 | 134 | 96 | 32 | 6 |
934 | It's returnable, I assume | 1.3281 | 0.05216 | 128 | 94 | 26 | 8 |
935 | I should be hibernating but I couldn't miss this deal! | 1.3280 | 0.05539 | 125 | 94 | 21 | 10 |
936 | I thought I could make a trade in this bear market!! | 1.3280 | 0.05051 | 125 | 90 | 29 | 6 |
937 | Could I get the change in honey? | 1.3280 | 0.05301 | 125 | 92 | 25 | 8 |
938 | Do you mind if I whack it in the head first? | 1.3279 | 0.05132 | 122 | 88 | 28 | 6 |
939 | Gee, this is certainly a lot easier than fighting the Columbia River. | 1.3279 | 0.05514 | 122 | 91 | 22 | 9 |
940 | You don't have to fillet it , Ive just had my claws done " | 1.3279 | 0.04999 | 122 | 87 | 30 | 5 |
941 | Inflation! I used to be able to get these for free. | 1.3276 | 0.05714 | 116 | 87 | 20 | 9 |
942 | What exactly do you mean by freshly caught? | 1.3273 | 0.05496 | 110 | 80 | 24 | 6 |
943 | ...and an order of Otter Tots. | 1.3273 | 0.06073 | 110 | 84 | 16 | 10 |
944 | The recent masking mandate has made catching them nearly impossible. | 1.3273 | 0.05792 | 110 | 82 | 20 | 8 |
945 | Could I have that shredded and dragged through gravel, please? | 1.3271 | 0.06197 | 107 | 82 | 15 | 10 |
946 | Paperless, please! | 1.3265 | 0.05761 | 98 | 71 | 22 | 5 |
947 | I don’t like the self-checkout because there’s no cashier to eat. | 1.3265 | 0.05302 | 147 | 113 | 20 | 14 |
948 | Have you seen the price of honey lately? | 1.3262 | 0.04982 | 141 | 104 | 28 | 9 |
949 | Does tartar come with that? | 1.3259 | 0.05024 | 135 | 99 | 28 | 8 |
950 | I definitely ordered the Silver Salmon, not the Chum, chum! | 1.3258 | 0.05101 | 132 | 97 | 27 | 8 |
951 | Just the necessities today. | 1.3258 | 0.05101 | 132 | 97 | 27 | 8 |
952 | Can we confirm this is sustainably wild caught, organic and from a Montessori school? | 1.3258 | 0.05536 | 132 | 101 | 19 | 12 |
953 | I've heard they smell after three days, but I've never been able to keep one that long. | 1.3256 | 0.04818 | 129 | 92 | 32 | 5 |
954 | No need to bag it. I want the missus to think I caught it in the wild. | 1.3254 | 0.04623 | 126 | 88 | 35 | 3 |
955 | Oh, and there’s a bit of a cleanup needed in the Fish Department where that funny-tasting guy used to be. | 1.3252 | 0.05596 | 123 | 93 | 20 | 10 |
956 | No need for the bag. I'll have both of you here. | 1.3252 | 0.05596 | 123 | 93 | 20 | 10 |
957 | Is it sustainable? | 1.3252 | 0.05596 | 123 | 93 | 20 | 10 |
958 | I had to stop using Instacart - they substituted goldfish crackers for me the last time. | 1.3250 | 0.05314 | 120 | 88 | 25 | 7 |
959 | You guarantee that it's fresh and not previously frozen? | 1.3248 | 0.05540 | 117 | 87 | 22 | 8 |
960 | You're right. It's a salmon and polar bears eat seals, not salmon. We'll forgive the cartoonist this time. | 1.3248 | 0.05672 | 117 | 88 | 20 | 9 |
961 | I still forage for snacks, but I'm upscale come suppertime. | 1.3248 | 0.05672 | 117 | 88 | 20 | 9 |
962 | Instead of a bag, can you just toss it into my mouth? | 1.3248 | 0.05126 | 117 | 84 | 28 | 5 |
963 | Are you certain that it’s sushi grade? | 1.3246 | 0.05641 | 114 | 85 | 21 | 8 |
964 | Could you kill it for me? I just did my nails. | 1.3246 | 0.05910 | 114 | 87 | 17 | 10 |
965 | Do you have an endangered discount? | 1.3246 | 0.05502 | 114 | 84 | 23 | 7 |
966 | Eat in or take out. I can never decide. | 1.3246 | 0.05502 | 114 | 84 | 23 | 7 |
967 | I have to admit that sometimes human encroachment has its benefits. | 1.3246 | 0.05641 | 114 | 85 | 21 | 8 |
968 | Is it just this store, or is everyone out of seal? | 1.3245 | 0.04842 | 151 | 112 | 29 | 10 |
969 | Actually,would you just throw it in my mouth in the parking lot? | 1.3243 | 0.05454 | 111 | 81 | 24 | 6 |
970 | My habitat's melting and you're asking paper or plastic?! How about you just toss it in my mouth? | 1.3241 | 0.06146 | 108 | 83 | 15 | 10 |
971 | My husband prefers the taste of farm-raised. | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
972 | People just don’t consider the downside to the Alaska Fat Bear competition | 1.3238 | 0.05661 | 105 | 77 | 22 | 6 |
973 | And you guarantee it's fresh, 100% pole & line caught, and MSC certified? | 1.3237 | 0.04920 | 139 | 102 | 29 | 8 |
974 | Do you think the bear market will affect the salmon price? | 1.3237 | 0.05127 | 139 | 104 | 25 | 10 |
975 | Well, I don’t see You wearing a mask either. | 1.3235 | 0.05772 | 102 | 75 | 21 | 6 |
976 | I can't fish anymore with this arthritis. | 1.3233 | 0.04955 | 133 | 97 | 29 | 7 |
977 | Do you have any idea how cold the water is this time of year? | 1.3233 | 0.04955 | 133 | 97 | 29 | 7 |
978 | I can't eat this. My teeth fell out. I'm a gummy bear. | 1.3232 | 0.06230 | 99 | 75 | 16 | 8 |
979 | I don't need a bag. I'll just eat it here. | 1.3229 | 0.05829 | 96 | 70 | 21 | 5 |
980 | The kids wanted pizza, but I’m old-fashioned. | 1.3229 | 0.05638 | 96 | 69 | 23 | 4 |
981 | Can you throw it in the nearest river for me? | 1.3229 | 0.05829 | 96 | 70 | 21 | 5 |
982 | The berries look good but I’m going Keto this week. | 1.3226 | 0.05063 | 124 | 90 | 28 | 6 |
983 | Picking up the bear necessities. | 1.3226 | 0.06693 | 93 | 72 | 12 | 9 |
984 | Do you offer upstream delivery? | 1.3223 | 0.05009 | 121 | 87 | 29 | 5 |
985 | Paper please. I've always been eco conscious. | 1.3223 | 0.05277 | 121 | 89 | 25 | 7 |
986 | Currently they're not swimming upstream so my wife is gonna be SO surprised! | 1.3223 | 0.05277 | 121 | 89 | 25 | 7 |
987 | I ordered nova - not lox. | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
988 | Can you please gift-wrap it? | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
989 | I didn't see a waterfall in the store, how are you getting these? | 1.3220 | 0.05367 | 118 | 87 | 24 | 7 |
990 | How long will this keep on rapidly melting ice? | 1.3220 | 0.05500 | 118 | 88 | 22 | 8 |
991 | So the Amazon wish list actually works! | 1.3218 | 0.06006 | 87 | 63 | 20 | 4 |
992 | Can I get that in Rainbow? | 1.3217 | 0.06243 | 115 | 91 | 11 | 13 |
993 | Thank you for your kindness. My arthritis is acting up, and my grip is simply not what it used to be. | 1.3217 | 0.05174 | 115 | 83 | 27 | 5 |
994 | I don't need a bag - just a toothpick. | 1.3217 | 0.05024 | 115 | 82 | 29 | 4 |
995 | Put it on layaway. I'll be back in six months. | 1.3217 | 0.05490 | 143 | 112 | 16 | 15 |
996 | I can't believe I forgot to pack my lunch again. | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
997 | Paper or plastic? You humans are such kidders! | 1.3214 | 0.04784 | 140 | 102 | 31 | 7 |
998 | You can just toss that into my mouth. | 1.3214 | 0.05703 | 112 | 84 | 20 | 8 |
999 | No, I won’t be making a donation to the NRA with my purchase today. | 1.3214 | 0.05294 | 140 | 107 | 21 | 12 |
1000 | After a long day, sometimes takeout is just easier. | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
1001 | Can I get that with a little brown sugar and turmeric? | 1.3212 | 0.04962 | 137 | 101 | 28 | 8 |
1002 | No, I’d rather carry it home in my mouth. | 1.3211 | 0.05664 | 109 | 81 | 21 | 7 |
1003 | Don't bag it, I'll eat it in the car. | 1.3209 | 0.05464 | 134 | 103 | 19 | 12 |
1004 | I’m sorry, no. I wanted it mounted. | 1.3208 | 0.05927 | 106 | 80 | 18 | 8 |
1005 | Could you put it on ice. We're running low. | 1.3208 | 0.05773 | 106 | 79 | 20 | 7 |
1006 | You'll eat for a day. | 1.3204 | 0.05724 | 103 | 76 | 21 | 6 |
1007 | Uh....It's for a friend; I only eat mine fresh | 1.3203 | 0.04697 | 153 | 113 | 31 | 9 |
1008 | Streaming services just aren't for me; I'd rather go straight to the store. | 1.3200 | 0.05483 | 100 | 72 | 24 | 4 |
1009 | Could you gift wrap it in a larger fish? | 1.3200 | 0.06176 | 100 | 76 | 16 | 8 |
1010 | Hope it’s ok, I caught this one in the fish tank. | 1.3200 | 0.05840 | 100 | 74 | 20 | 6 |
1011 | Don't bag it. I'll eat it here. Right now. | 1.3200 | 0.06010 | 100 | 75 | 18 | 7 |
1012 | I really appreciate Whole Foods stocking whole salmon. | 1.3200 | 0.05400 | 125 | 94 | 22 | 9 |
1013 | Remember when trout tasted like trout? | 1.3200 | 0.05664 | 100 | 73 | 22 | 5 |
1014 | During COVID we’re eating in. | 1.3200 | 0.05156 | 125 | 92 | 26 | 7 |
1015 | Do you have 200 more of those? | 1.3200 | 0.05840 | 100 | 74 | 20 | 6 |
1016 | ... and fifty pounds delivered to my cave in Spring, please. | 1.3200 | 0.05029 | 125 | 91 | 28 | 6 |
1017 | Give me a break, it's not like you're out their foraging. | 1.3197 | 0.04825 | 147 | 109 | 29 | 9 |
1018 | No need to wrap it. | 1.3196 | 0.05589 | 97 | 70 | 23 | 4 |
1019 | It’s for here. | 1.3196 | 0.05589 | 97 | 70 | 23 | 4 |
1020 | How much extra to have it gift wrapped? | 1.3193 | 0.05460 | 119 | 89 | 22 | 8 |
1021 | I never realized this before, but you smell delicious. | 1.3186 | 0.05797 | 113 | 86 | 18 | 9 |
1022 | I'd like to exchange it for something that swims upstream. | 1.3186 | 0.05223 | 113 | 82 | 26 | 5 |
1023 | Just so you know, technically I don't consider that wild caught. | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1024 | Oh, I don't need a bag. Just throw it at my face. | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1025 | You don't need to bag it. It'll be gone before I get out the door. | 1.3182 | 0.05766 | 110 | 83 | 19 | 8 |
1026 | One day the guys just stopped inviting me on fishing trips." | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
1027 | It’s a gift. Could you wrap it? | 1.3182 | 0.04565 | 176 | 133 | 30 | 13 |
1028 | Would you wrap it in a seal,please? | 1.3178 | 0.05390 | 129 | 98 | 21 | 10 |
1029 | Organic fish what part of the ocean is that? | 1.3178 | 0.05410 | 107 | 78 | 24 | 5 |
1030 | That's the appetizer. You're my lunch | 1.3178 | 0.05410 | 107 | 78 | 24 | 5 |
1031 | Generally I slap it out out of the water myself, but on Sunday nights I give myself a break. | 1.3178 | 0.05727 | 107 | 80 | 20 | 7 |
1032 | Don’t tell my wife. I told her I caught something at work. | 1.3178 | 0.05727 | 107 | 80 | 20 | 7 |
1033 | When there is a bear market, I see opportunity." | 1.3178 | 0.05727 | 107 | 80 | 20 | 7 |
1034 | Put it on my Buy. Polar Card. | 1.3176 | 0.06528 | 85 | 64 | 15 | 6 |
1035 | Bear market | 1.3175 | 0.04734 | 126 | 90 | 32 | 4 |
1036 | Is this salmon wild or farmed? | 1.3175 | 0.04734 | 126 | 90 | 32 | 4 |
1037 | I’d like a refund, please. It’s, like, dead…? | 1.3175 | 0.05121 | 126 | 93 | 26 | 7 |
1038 | Can I get it gift wrapped? It’s for my nephew’s bear mitzvah | 1.3172 | 0.05057 | 145 | 110 | 24 | 11 |
1039 | Don’t forget the chips! | 1.3168 | 0.05959 | 101 | 76 | 18 | 7 |
1040 | Is it OK if I say that this was wild caught? | 1.3167 | 0.05549 | 120 | 91 | 20 | 9 |
1041 | What? The line here was shorter. | 1.3167 | 0.04877 | 120 | 86 | 30 | 4 |
1042 | No bag please. I’m trying to be environmentally conscious. | 1.3167 | 0.05549 | 120 | 91 | 20 | 9 |
1043 | I need to return this, it isn't Wild Caught. | 1.3163 | 0.06085 | 98 | 74 | 17 | 7 |
1044 | 'Don't you want any starter with that fish?' 'Yes, a human, please.' | 1.3162 | 0.05381 | 117 | 87 | 23 | 7 |
1045 | I normally get salmon, but with inflation, I'm settling for trout. | 1.3162 | 0.05242 | 117 | 86 | 25 | 6 |
1046 | I ate the last guy who didn't double bag. | 1.3162 | 0.05381 | 117 | 87 | 23 | 7 |
1047 | Isn’t it amazing what they can do with tofu these days? | 1.3162 | 0.04973 | 136 | 101 | 27 | 8 |
1048 | Can you wrap that? It's a gift. | 1.3162 | 0.05187 | 136 | 103 | 23 | 10 |
1049 | Oh...you'll need to charge me for the butcher too. | 1.3158 | 0.05886 | 114 | 88 | 16 | 10 |
1050 | No, I'll eat it here. | 1.3158 | 0.05476 | 114 | 85 | 22 | 7 |
1051 | I ate the man who had killed this cute fish. That was my good deed! | 1.3158 | 0.05476 | 114 | 85 | 22 | 7 |
1052 | I tried a fish-oil supplement, but there’s no replacing the real thing. | 1.3158 | 0.05753 | 114 | 87 | 18 | 9 |
1053 | Yes, bag it. To hide my shame. | 1.3158 | 0.06218 | 95 | 72 | 16 | 7 |
1054 | I prefer wild caught salmon. | 1.3158 | 0.04574 | 133 | 95 | 34 | 4 |
1055 | Oh,paper please. Have you read up what plastic bags are doing to the environment?! | 1.3154 | 0.05241 | 130 | 98 | 23 | 9 |
1056 | I was hoping for a bear-a-cuda. | 1.3152 | 0.06359 | 92 | 70 | 15 | 7 |
1057 | It just didn't have that "waterfall" freshness that was advertised. | 1.3152 | 0.06359 | 92 | 70 | 15 | 7 |
1058 | My mom cancelled our streaming subscription. | 1.3152 | 0.05972 | 92 | 68 | 19 | 5 |
1059 | And half a dozen bagels and a pound of cream cheese. | 1.3151 | 0.04933 | 146 | 110 | 26 | 10 |
1060 | Excuse me, but the fish go right through your paper bags. So I’ll eat it now and just tell the old lady it fell out. | 1.3150 | 0.05087 | 127 | 94 | 26 | 7 |
1061 | This is definitely a Bear Market. | 1.3150 | 0.05327 | 127 | 96 | 22 | 9 |
1062 | Just throw it near my face like it’s jumping. | 1.3148 | 0.05831 | 108 | 82 | 18 | 8 |
1063 | Is this gluten free? | 1.3148 | 0.05681 | 108 | 81 | 20 | 7 |
1064 | I won’t need it bagged. | 1.3148 | 0.04860 | 108 | 76 | 30 | 2 |
1065 | Scratch it up a bit so it looks like I caught it in a waterfall. | 1.3146 | 0.05671 | 89 | 64 | 22 | 3 |
1066 | 'Wild-caught?' Seriously? | 1.3146 | 0.05892 | 89 | 65 | 20 | 4 |
1067 | Are you sure it isn't farm raised" | 1.3145 | 0.04908 | 124 | 90 | 29 | 5 |
1068 | And a dozen bagels please. | 1.3145 | 0.05293 | 124 | 93 | 23 | 8 |
1069 | We're doing take out tonight. The cubs want farm-raised for a change. | 1.3145 | 0.05039 | 124 | 91 | 27 | 6 |
1070 | And as far as accompaniments, would you recommend the string beans almondine? | 1.3143 | 0.05631 | 105 | 78 | 21 | 6 |
1071 | No bag, I'll eat it on the go. | 1.3143 | 0.04975 | 140 | 105 | 26 | 9 |
1072 | Do you take honey? | 1.3143 | 0.05792 | 105 | 79 | 19 | 7 |
1073 | No thanks, I don't need a bag. I am just here for the halibut. | 1.3140 | 0.04984 | 121 | 88 | 28 | 5 |
1074 | I got them swimming upriver so I have plenty to share. Just pan fry with a maple glaze - tastier than a Mountie but not as tender. | 1.3140 | 0.05120 | 121 | 89 | 26 | 6 |
1075 | The store where I used to shop melted. | 1.3140 | 0.05509 | 121 | 92 | 20 | 9 |
1076 | No bag--will you throw that upstream for me? | 1.3139 | 0.05049 | 137 | 103 | 25 | 9 |
1077 | Yeah, but that’s MY salmon. | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
1078 | Can I change this for a smellier one? | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
1079 | No, don’t bag it; I’ll eat it on the car. | 1.3137 | 0.05742 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 6 |
1080 | I ordered a large. | 1.3136 | 0.05607 | 118 | 90 | 19 | 9 |
1081 | I hate fish but I need the Omega-3. | 1.3136 | 0.05607 | 118 | 90 | 19 | 9 |
1082 | My daughter says it's more humane this way. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
1083 | No need to bag it, I'll finish it by the time I'm out the door! | 1.3130 | 0.04997 | 115 | 83 | 28 | 4 |
1084 | I can go on all day about Omega-3’s. | 1.3130 | 0.05709 | 115 | 88 | 18 | 9 |
1085 | This is guaranteed wild, free-swimming, fresh caught, never-frozen, right? | 1.3130 | 0.05147 | 115 | 84 | 26 | 5 |
1086 | She's doing the loaves, I'll bring the fish. | 1.3130 | 0.05293 | 115 | 85 | 24 | 6 |
1087 | I've got a bad hip. | 1.3130 | 0.05293 | 115 | 85 | 24 | 6 |
1088 | Why do documentaries set such unrealistic expectations? | 1.3130 | 0.05574 | 115 | 87 | 20 | 8 |
1089 | No need for the bag, I’m dining in. | 1.3130 | 0.04857 | 131 | 96 | 29 | 6 |
1090 | What a stupid question! Of course I want fries with that! | 1.3125 | 0.05406 | 128 | 98 | 20 | 10 |
1091 | It’s my therapy fish. | 1.3125 | 0.05386 | 112 | 83 | 23 | 6 |
1092 | Leave the fish…get in the bag. | 1.3125 | 0.06162 | 96 | 73 | 16 | 7 |
1093 | My meal plan subscription just assumed I would have one in the pantry. | 1.3125 | 0.05953 | 112 | 87 | 15 | 10 |
1094 | No offense but do you have any that are untouched by human hands? | 1.3125 | 0.05053 | 128 | 95 | 26 | 7 |
1095 | Could you gift-wrap it? It's for my mom. | 1.3125 | 0.05173 | 128 | 96 | 24 | 8 |
1096 | Is this sustainably wild-caught? I just can’t bear to support factory farmed fishing, it’s terrible for the ecosystem, you know. | 1.3125 | 0.04929 | 128 | 94 | 28 | 6 |
1097 | Don't need the bag. Can you just sorta flip it in the air and I'll catch it in my mouth? | 1.3120 | 0.05005 | 125 | 92 | 27 | 6 |
1098 | And you are certain this is the low-fat, sugar-free, gluten-free, fat-free, low-glycemic, cholesterol-free fish? And can I return it if it doesn’t taste good? | 1.3120 | 0.05005 | 125 | 92 | 27 | 6 |
1099 | What are you going to do? It’s a bear market. | 1.3119 | 0.05930 | 109 | 84 | 16 | 9 |
1100 | This way is a lot easier. | 1.3118 | 0.05508 | 93 | 67 | 23 | 3 |
1101 | Can we send it polar express? | 1.3118 | 0.06111 | 93 | 70 | 17 | 6 |
1102 | I don't know, is it fresh? | 1.3118 | 0.05716 | 93 | 68 | 21 | 4 |
1103 | It’s not mine. I’m buying it for a friend. | 1.3113 | 0.05744 | 106 | 80 | 19 | 7 |
1104 | He seems only to be interested in what is happening downstream. | 1.3113 | 0.05080 | 106 | 76 | 27 | 3 |
1105 | I appreciate this Sir…but your mini bar bill still needs to be paid. | 1.3111 | 0.05155 | 90 | 63 | 26 | 1 |
1106 | This is for a friend. I only eat fish that I catch. | 1.3109 | 0.05436 | 119 | 90 | 21 | 8 |
1107 | I prefer wild-caught to farm raised. | 1.3109 | 0.05028 | 119 | 87 | 27 | 5 |
1108 | I wanted wild, not farm-raised. | 1.3109 | 0.04884 | 119 | 86 | 29 | 4 |
1109 | Still have that 30-day return policy?” | 1.3106 | 0.05173 | 132 | 100 | 23 | 9 |
1110 | Yes, but the Mrs. only drinks red. | 1.3103 | 0.05134 | 145 | 112 | 21 | 12 |
1111 | And three tons of ice, please. | 1.3103 | 0.05110 | 116 | 85 | 26 | 5 |
1112 | This is what it's come to. | 1.3103 | 0.06603 | 87 | 67 | 13 | 7 |
1113 | I know I'm meant to hunt locally, but buying it like this is so much easier. | 1.3103 | 0.04961 | 116 | 84 | 28 | 4 |
1114 | Is there a discount for an endangered species? | 1.3103 | 0.05532 | 116 | 88 | 20 | 8 |
1115 | No bag, thanks. Just toss it in the air. | 1.3103 | 0.05254 | 116 | 86 | 24 | 6 |
1116 | You know it's called fishing, not catching. | 1.3101 | 0.04897 | 129 | 95 | 28 | 6 |
1117 | Climate Change has made hunting a lot less fun for me. | 1.3101 | 0.05019 | 129 | 96 | 26 | 7 |
1118 | I thought global warming was bad, but inflation is worse. | 1.3100 | 0.05808 | 100 | 75 | 19 | 6 |
1119 | How does your repeat delivery subscription work? | 1.3100 | 0.05064 | 100 | 71 | 27 | 2 |
1120 | Why do I feel like no one wants me in the market? | 1.3097 | 0.05491 | 113 | 85 | 21 | 7 |
1121 | Fresh water or farmed? | 1.3097 | 0.05345 | 113 | 84 | 23 | 6 |
1122 | Sorry, but I only eat salmon. | 1.3097 | 0.05195 | 113 | 83 | 25 | 5 |
1123 | And I'd also like two packages of Fish Sticks. | 1.3097 | 0.05491 | 113 | 85 | 21 | 7 |
1124 | Can you flap it about a bit, to make it feel more challenging? | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
1125 | So glad you’re carrying salmon now, saves me a trip to the stream. | 1.3095 | 0.06554 | 84 | 64 | 14 | 6 |
1126 | ...and then they tells me I'm a "severely food-habituated bear," . | 1.3093 | 0.06106 | 97 | 74 | 16 | 7 |
1127 | No thanks, I'd rather have the smoked salmon. | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
1128 | Easier than fishing in a cold Alaskan stream | 1.3091 | 0.05592 | 110 | 83 | 20 | 7 |
1129 | Could you please put that on ice? We are out back at home. | 1.3091 | 0.05592 | 110 | 83 | 20 | 7 |
1130 | Take berries? | 1.3091 | 0.05592 | 110 | 83 | 20 | 7 |
1131 | Are these farm-raised or mouth caught? | 1.3088 | 0.04952 | 136 | 102 | 26 | 8 |
1132 | It was sold as sockeye, it's actually coho | 1.3088 | 0.04841 | 136 | 101 | 28 | 7 |
1133 | Could you make the card out to Goldilocks saying "you are forgiven for eating my porridge- regards Daddy Bear" | 1.3086 | 0.05994 | 81 | 59 | 19 | 3 |
1134 | I overslept. Since October. | 1.3085 | 0.05863 | 94 | 70 | 19 | 5 |
1135 | It's ok, I'll eat it here. | 1.3085 | 0.06422 | 94 | 73 | 13 | 8 |
1136 | I forgot to renew my fishing license. | 1.3085 | 0.06055 | 94 | 71 | 17 | 6 |
1137 | It has to be today’s catch. Any older and I’m laughed out of the den | 1.3085 | 0.06055 | 94 | 71 | 17 | 6 |
1138 | It’s not fresh. I demand a refund! | 1.3085 | 0.05665 | 94 | 69 | 21 | 4 |
1139 | I forgot my wallet in the car. | 1.3085 | 0.05665 | 94 | 69 | 21 | 4 |
1140 | That fish is just the appetizer – you’re the main course. | 1.3084 | 0.05999 | 107 | 83 | 15 | 9 |
1141 | To go,please. | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
1142 | Oh, don't rush it! Back in my time it used to take even days to bag one. | 1.3083 | 0.05397 | 120 | 91 | 21 | 8 |
1143 | Is this organic? We only eat stream to cave. | 1.3083 | 0.05650 | 120 | 93 | 17 | 10 |
1144 | It was a gift and I'm now vegan. | 1.3083 | 0.05139 | 133 | 101 | 23 | 9 |
1145 | My wallet is still hibernating. | 1.3077 | 0.05306 | 104 | 76 | 24 | 4 |
1146 | It was a gift so I don’t have the receipt, but I’d like to exchange it for a few small trout if that’s okay. | 1.3077 | 0.05127 | 104 | 75 | 26 | 3 |
1147 | My usual place is sold out. | 1.3077 | 0.05968 | 104 | 80 | 16 | 8 |
1148 | Do you take Apple Pay? | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
1149 | I do need a fork, thank you. | 1.3077 | 0.06190 | 91 | 69 | 16 | 6 |
1150 | Are you sure it is wild caught and not farm raised? | 1.3077 | 0.05990 | 91 | 68 | 18 | 5 |
1151 | The last time I bought one, it smelled fishy. | 1.3077 | 0.05333 | 130 | 100 | 20 | 10 |
1152 | Please, exchange this fish for a larger size" | 1.3077 | 0.05216 | 117 | 87 | 24 | 6 |
1153 | Don't wrap it. I'm going to tell my wife I caught it in a stream. | 1.3071 | 0.04810 | 127 | 93 | 29 | 5 |
1154 | My girlfriend said it was too small. | 1.3070 | 0.05305 | 114 | 85 | 23 | 6 |
1155 | I can pay you back after the winter. | 1.3070 | 0.05305 | 114 | 85 | 23 | 6 |
1156 | Oh, no bag, thanks. I'll just carry it in my mouth. | 1.3070 | 0.05157 | 114 | 84 | 25 | 5 |
1157 | Your locally sourced options are fantastic--they never know the difference. | 1.3069 | 0.05927 | 101 | 77 | 17 | 7 |
1158 | Streaming is not reliable. | 1.3069 | 0.05758 | 101 | 76 | 19 | 6 |
1159 | Believe me, it's not wild caught. | 1.3068 | 0.05907 | 88 | 65 | 19 | 4 |
1160 | My oldest has gone vegan, but I find it hard to get enough protein on roots and berries. | 1.3065 | 0.05015 | 124 | 92 | 26 | 6 |
1161 | No endangered species discount? | 1.3065 | 0.05270 | 124 | 94 | 22 | 8 |
1162 | I don't really need a bag. | 1.3065 | 0.05144 | 124 | 93 | 24 | 7 |
1163 | I'm returning it. It's expired. | 1.3065 | 0.05015 | 124 | 92 | 26 | 6 |
1164 | Don't judge me, I over-hibernated and now I can't show up empty handed to the party. | 1.3065 | 0.05144 | 124 | 93 | 24 | 7 |
1165 | Would you mind adding bite marks before you wrap it up? | 1.3063 | 0.05548 | 111 | 84 | 20 | 7 |
1166 | I saw there was a special climate promotion ? | 1.3063 | 0.04922 | 111 | 80 | 28 | 3 |
1167 | It died before I had a chance to eat it. | 1.3063 | 0.05245 | 111 | 82 | 24 | 5 |
1168 | I couldn’t find your Small Children aisle. | 1.3061 | 0.06052 | 98 | 75 | 16 | 7 |
1169 | Okay, mate, please add chips, salt, and a spot of vinegar. | 1.3061 | 0.05694 | 98 | 73 | 20 | 5 |
1170 | Supply Chain Issues? | 1.3061 | 0.05694 | 98 | 73 | 20 | 5 |
1171 | I say good fellow do you have any chips | 1.3061 | 0.05694 | 98 | 73 | 20 | 5 |
1172 | You wouldn't believe the supply-chain problems we are facing out there | 1.3060 | 0.05214 | 134 | 103 | 21 | 10 |
1173 | For $20 bucks an hour, I'll sniff out every illegal fish in the place. But for $15 bucks an hour, I'll dispose of them, too. | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
1174 | I would like a refund. | 1.3059 | 0.06487 | 85 | 65 | 14 | 6 |
1175 | I don't need a bag. Or a straw. | 1.3056 | 0.05803 | 108 | 83 | 17 | 8 |
1176 | Do you take Discover? | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1177 | It's for the walk to my car. | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1178 | Was it line-caught? | 1.3056 | 0.04856 | 144 | 109 | 26 | 9 |
1179 | Dead is easier. | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1180 | No bag, thanks. I'll just take it to go | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
1181 | My wife would like a few wet wipes as well. | 1.3051 | 0.05036 | 118 | 87 | 26 | 5 |
1182 | Actually I brought a tote bag! | 1.3051 | 0.05178 | 118 | 88 | 24 | 6 |
1183 | Yes, it's come to this - and it's all your fault. | 1.3051 | 0.05451 | 118 | 90 | 20 | 8 |
1184 | That's okay. I'm genetically modified too. | 1.3051 | 0.05036 | 118 | 87 | 26 | 5 |
1185 | To be clear,this Impossible Salmon was not farm produced and was caught in the wild,correct? | 1.3051 | 0.05036 | 118 | 87 | 26 | 5 |
1186 | No need to wrap it. I'll eat it here. | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
1187 | I don't need the bag. Also, it's probably best if you don't make eye-contact with me. | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
1188 | Yeah, but I've had fresher. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
1189 | Yes, I know you say it's fresh, but is it sushi grade? | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
1190 | I need a much larger bag. | 1.3048 | 0.05918 | 105 | 81 | 16 | 8 |
1191 | Any tips on how to avoid extinction? | 1.3048 | 0.06220 | 105 | 83 | 12 | 10 |
1192 | I’m telling you, man, being Putin’s pet was scary. I’m so glad I’ve finally made it to Ukraine. | 1.3047 | 0.05150 | 128 | 97 | 23 | 8 |
1193 | My wife thinks I went fishing | 1.3043 | 0.05408 | 115 | 87 | 21 | 7 |
1194 | I'll have that To Go, thanks! | 1.3043 | 0.04811 | 115 | 83 | 29 | 3 |
1195 | I’d catch it myself but my nails are drying. | 1.3043 | 0.05265 | 115 | 86 | 23 | 6 |
1196 | Can I just put some teeth marks in it first? | 1.3043 | 0.05517 | 92 | 67 | 22 | 3 |
1197 | Wild caught or farm raised? | 1.3041 | 0.04462 | 148 | 109 | 33 | 6 |
1198 | It’s so much easier to buy them than to catch them! | 1.3039 | 0.05174 | 102 | 74 | 25 | 3 |
1199 | It's sushi grade, right? | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
1200 | The cave doesn't have an address but I can describe the tree near the opening. | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
1201 | No! I came for smoked salmon. I am tired of eating salmon sushi. | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
1202 | Oh I don’t need a bag, I’ll just eat it now | 1.3037 | 0.04370 | 135 | 97 | 35 | 3 |
1203 | Yes, it's a "bear market" | 1.3036 | 0.05357 | 112 | 84 | 22 | 6 |
1204 | The supply chain ruined my river. | 1.3034 | 0.06272 | 89 | 68 | 15 | 6 |
1205 | So anyway, where do they catch this stuff? | 1.3033 | 0.05446 | 122 | 94 | 19 | 9 |
1206 | What wine do you suggest will go well with this fish? | 1.3033 | 0.04640 | 122 | 88 | 31 | 3 |
1207 | I was taught to fish where the fish are. | 1.3033 | 0.05059 | 122 | 91 | 25 | 6 |
1208 | Actually, I'm having some people for dinner tonight. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
1209 | 5 cents for the bag?! I'll carry it in my mouth | 1.3030 | 0.05266 | 99 | 72 | 24 | 3 |
1210 | He told me to buy insects for dinner, I told him the next time he tells me what to do I'm staying at my sister's. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
1211 | We're hibernating. Freeze it for me and we'll get to it after the thaw. | 1.3028 | 0.05902 | 109 | 85 | 15 | 9 |
1212 | No thanks. I'll skin and bone it myself. | 1.3025 | 0.05411 | 119 | 91 | 20 | 8 |
1213 | I’m not happy that Doordash wouldn’t deliver this | 1.3025 | 0.05277 | 119 | 90 | 22 | 7 |
1214 | And my iceberg melted. Could I get about 3000 bags of ice? | 1.3025 | 0.05277 | 119 | 90 | 22 | 7 |
1215 | I can't stand baiting the hooks" | 1.3025 | 0.05411 | 119 | 91 | 20 | 8 |
1216 | The kids benefit from the antibiotics and besides, who has time to catch it themselves? | 1.3023 | 0.06204 | 86 | 65 | 16 | 5 |
1217 | And do you have tatar sauce? | 1.3023 | 0.04996 | 129 | 97 | 25 | 7 |
1218 | Do you have any harissa paste? I'm cooking a romantic woodlit dinner. | 1.3023 | 0.06631 | 86 | 67 | 12 | 7 |
1219 | Don't tell my wife, please. | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
1220 | I just woke up. What's all this about roe being endangered? | 1.3021 | 0.06127 | 96 | 74 | 15 | 7 |
1221 | No its not for me, I'm with Instacart | 1.3019 | 0.05869 | 106 | 82 | 16 | 8 |
1222 | Thanks to climate change, I don’t have to get wet to catch my lunch! | 1.3019 | 0.05221 | 106 | 78 | 24 | 4 |
1223 | Can you make it look like I caught it? | 1.3016 | 0.05436 | 126 | 98 | 18 | 10 |
1224 | These seafood prices are almost unbearable | 1.3016 | 0.04947 | 126 | 94 | 26 | 6 |
1225 | I came today when I heard Wall Street experts announce that we have a new bear market. | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
1226 | I keep waiting for the climate to change back. | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
1227 | Could you make it look a little more 'wild-caught' | 1.3012 | 0.06353 | 83 | 63 | 15 | 5 |
1228 | Indeed! Then, why don't YOU try living off your fat reserves for the rest of the winter? | 1.3012 | 0.06580 | 83 | 64 | 13 | 6 |
1229 | Beats streaming. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1230 | This is pink river salmon. I specifically ordered the organic wild imported sockeye from the sparkling depths of Canadian waters. | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1231 | Trust me, there's more where this came from. | 1.3011 | 0.05879 | 93 | 70 | 18 | 5 |
1232 | I won't need a bag. Besides, it's better for the environment. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
1233 | I was going to eat it here, but it gives me something to look forward to. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
1234 | A fish in the hand is worth two in the sea or something like that . | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
1235 | I don't have time now, I'll stream it later. | 1.3009 | 0.04850 | 113 | 82 | 28 | 3 |
1236 | I'm afraid of the water. | 1.3009 | 0.05316 | 113 | 85 | 22 | 6 |
1237 | You mean I have to catch the bag, too? | 1.3008 | 0.05529 | 123 | 96 | 17 | 10 |
1238 | Are you the sole proprietor? | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 123 | 91 | 27 | 5 |
1239 | What makes fast food so addictive? | 1.3008 | 0.04771 | 133 | 99 | 28 | 6 |
1240 | I got this for my wedding anniversary. My husband should know that the third anniversary is honey not fish | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
1241 | Can you recommend a wine that pairs with scales? | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1242 | Worst stomach ache ever…I mean, seriously… you get salmonella from chicken...do you get chickenmonella from salmon? | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
1243 | I didn't want to bring a pizza on board and have the cabin smell like pepperoni. | 1.3000 | 0.05855 | 110 | 86 | 15 | 9 |
1244 | When will you have more in stock? | 1.3000 | 0.05563 | 110 | 84 | 19 | 7 |
1245 | I'm allergic to peanuts and stroopwafel. | 1.3000 | 0.05254 | 110 | 82 | 23 | 5 |
1246 | That’s right, send it up the Yukon for arrival early spring, no signature required and why does it matter who collects it? | 1.2991 | 0.05728 | 117 | 92 | 15 | 10 |
1247 | Put it on iceberg, please. | 1.2991 | 0.05510 | 107 | 81 | 20 | 6 |
1248 | And, can I have some iceberg with that? | 1.2991 | 0.05667 | 107 | 82 | 18 | 7 |
1249 | I left my credit card in my other fur. | 1.2990 | 0.05892 | 97 | 74 | 17 | 6 |
1250 | No need to bag it, I'll just eat it here. | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1251 | I’m not getting honey this week. I need to diet. | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1252 | Or you could teach me how to fish and I could eat forever . . . or till the oceans rise. | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1253 | Store-bought is fine" was a real game-changer. | 1.2990 | 0.05317 | 97 | 71 | 23 | 3 |
1254 | No, I prefer farm-raised. | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1255 | You know I applied here, for some reason they wouldn't hire me. | 1.2990 | 0.05892 | 97 | 74 | 17 | 6 |
1256 | Returns are only accepted at the stream it originally came from? | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1257 | I asked for a bike - not a pike. | 1.2989 | 0.05691 | 87 | 64 | 20 | 3 |
1258 | You think I don't know fresh fish?!! | 1.2985 | 0.05084 | 134 | 103 | 22 | 9 |
1259 | Thanks, but I don't need a bag. | 1.2984 | 0.04856 | 124 | 92 | 27 | 5 |
1260 | Do you have chips to go with that? | 1.2984 | 0.05119 | 124 | 94 | 23 | 7 |
1261 | Sorry, we don´t accept credit-cods. | 1.2984 | 0.05489 | 124 | 97 | 17 | 10 |
1262 | I think there's been a mistake, I ordered the seal. | 1.2982 | 0.05421 | 114 | 87 | 20 | 7 |
1263 | What do you mean by "fresh frozen?" | 1.2982 | 0.05276 | 114 | 86 | 22 | 6 |
1264 | Does this come with a seal of approval? | 1.2982 | 0.05127 | 114 | 85 | 24 | 5 |
1265 | That's just right. Now I need one that's too small and one that's too large. | 1.2982 | 0.05127 | 114 | 85 | 24 | 5 |
1266 | It beats getting my ass frozen off. | 1.2981 | 0.05614 | 104 | 79 | 19 | 6 |
1267 | I just figured I needed to adapt sooner than later. | 1.2981 | 0.05614 | 104 | 79 | 19 | 6 |
1268 | This beats wading in line. | 1.2981 | 0.05445 | 104 | 78 | 21 | 5 |
1269 | Do you accept credit cods? | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
1270 | No thanks, I’ll just eat it here. | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
1271 | And a bag of ice | 1.2977 | 0.04930 | 131 | 99 | 25 | 7 |
1272 | My veterinarian has me on a special diet. Is this salmon salted? | 1.2977 | 0.04686 | 131 | 97 | 29 | 5 |
1273 | So this vegan asks me if I realize that I’m ruining the planet. So I looked him in the eyes and told him that I’ve been contemplating a vegan diet. | 1.2975 | 0.05202 | 121 | 92 | 22 | 7 |
1274 | Did it have a fulfilling life in the wilderness? | 1.2975 | 0.05460 | 121 | 94 | 18 | 9 |
1275 | It's for a friend in Antarctica, she's bi-polar. | 1.2975 | 0.05707 | 121 | 96 | 14 | 11 |
1276 | That reminds me. What ever happened to Rushdie? | 1.2973 | 0.05947 | 111 | 88 | 13 | 10 |
1277 | Can you throw in a side of seal? | 1.2973 | 0.05368 | 111 | 84 | 21 | 6 |
1278 | Are you sure? I only eat wild-caught. | 1.2973 | 0.05665 | 111 | 86 | 17 | 8 |
1279 | Throw it into my mouth, for old-time's sake. | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
1280 | And you're sure that no one will know it's farmed? | 1.2970 | 0.05367 | 101 | 75 | 22 | 4 |
1281 | That's ok, I don't need a bag | 1.2969 | 0.05126 | 128 | 98 | 22 | 8 |
1282 | 'I just love Spawn to Table." | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
1283 | I hate to be an alarmist but the ice in your ice machine is melting. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
1284 | It's not farm raised, is it? | 1.2966 | 0.05008 | 118 | 88 | 25 | 5 |
1285 | Would you be willing to hose me down so it'll look like I got this in the river? | 1.2966 | 0.05424 | 118 | 91 | 19 | 8 |
1286 | No need for a bag. I'll eat it on the way out. | 1.2966 | 0.05150 | 118 | 89 | 23 | 6 |
1287 | Keep the bag and protect the environment. | 1.2966 | 0.05008 | 118 | 88 | 25 | 5 |
1288 | It is just too hard to find anything out there,due to all this climate change! | 1.2966 | 0.05150 | 118 | 89 | 23 | 6 |
1289 | That's actually a common misconception, I'd really like to use your bathroom. | 1.2966 | 0.05685 | 118 | 93 | 15 | 10 |
1290 | How’s the supply chain? | 1.2966 | 0.05289 | 118 | 90 | 21 | 7 |
1291 | no salmon? | 1.2966 | 0.05150 | 118 | 89 | 23 | 6 |
1292 | Somehow wadding around in an icy river lost its allure. | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
1293 | Would you mind tossing it up in the air first? | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
1294 | Because it’s farm raised. I’m a wild animal for God’s sake! | 1.2963 | 0.05921 | 108 | 85 | 14 | 9 |
1295 | Excuse me, is that farmed or wild-caught? | 1.2960 | 0.04823 | 125 | 93 | 27 | 5 |
1296 | No need to bag it, I 'll have it right after eating you..." | 1.2959 | 0.06017 | 98 | 76 | 15 | 7 |
1297 | Don't tell my wife I bought this! | 1.2959 | 0.06017 | 98 | 76 | 15 | 7 |
1298 | No need to put it in a bag! I'll eat just about anything right now". | 1.2959 | 0.06190 | 98 | 77 | 13 | 8 |
1299 | I am Vegan. | 1.2959 | 0.06190 | 98 | 77 | 13 | 8 |
1300 | Do you accept cold hard cash? | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1301 | Put it on Goldie's tab. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1302 | So are you the turf? | 1.2955 | 0.06497 | 88 | 69 | 12 | 7 |
1303 | does it have Omega 3"s? | 1.2955 | 0.06293 | 88 | 68 | 14 | 6 |
1304 | That’s non-GMO, gluten-free, omega-plus, fructose-free, zero- calories, and not fresh, right? | 1.2955 | 0.06293 | 88 | 68 | 14 | 6 |
1305 | Paper please. Plenty of plastic in my salmon already lately. | 1.2955 | 0.05399 | 88 | 64 | 22 | 2 |
1306 | I want to freeze my assets before they get smoked. | 1.2952 | 0.05228 | 105 | 78 | 23 | 4 |
1307 | Could you step back and throw it to me? | 1.2952 | 0.05400 | 105 | 79 | 21 | 5 |
1308 | I hear people are concerned that 2022 will be a “bear market” but I’m not sure what the issue is… I really only buy fish. | 1.2951 | 0.04895 | 122 | 91 | 26 | 5 |
1309 | I know, I know. It's not wild-caught and it's off-season, but heck...when is sea bass ever on sale? | 1.2951 | 0.05165 | 122 | 93 | 22 | 7 |
1310 | Oh, I don't need a bag. | 1.2951 | 0.05165 | 122 | 93 | 22 | 7 |
1311 | Let's make a deal. I get the fish, and you keep your face. | 1.2950 | 0.04945 | 139 | 107 | 23 | 9 |
1312 | Could you pack it in ice? We no longer have any. | 1.2949 | 0.06607 | 78 | 60 | 13 | 5 |
1313 | I just came in for the dill sauce but this looked so fresh. | 1.2947 | 0.05157 | 95 | 69 | 24 | 2 |
1314 | Your sign says "fresh fish". I prefer "well mannered". | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
1315 | I swear by it. 10 days of only fish and I have so much more energy. | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
1316 | Do you have one that comes with a river? | 1.2947 | 0.06147 | 95 | 74 | 14 | 7 |
1317 | Well, not quite - I was looking for your honey-glazed halibut. | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
1318 | My doctor said I need more of the Omega 3 fatty acids. | 1.2946 | 0.05621 | 112 | 87 | 17 | 8 |
1319 | Lent is my favorite season. | 1.2946 | 0.05621 | 112 | 87 | 17 | 8 |
1320 | I know it’s BOGO. I ate the other one in line. | 1.2946 | 0.05621 | 112 | 87 | 17 | 8 |
1321 | I'm cutting back on streaming services. | 1.2945 | 0.04972 | 146 | 114 | 21 | 11 |
1322 | Never frozen, right? | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
1323 | I'm filling up the stream to help a friend with his confidence. | 1.2941 | 0.04743 | 102 | 73 | 28 | 1 |
1324 | No one taught me how to fish. | 1.2941 | 0.05113 | 119 | 90 | 23 | 6 |
1325 | No bag. I'm trying to save my environment. | 1.2941 | 0.05675 | 102 | 78 | 18 | 6 |
1326 | Only came in for the bear necessities. | 1.2941 | 0.04971 | 119 | 89 | 25 | 5 |
1327 | You don't by chance know the location of this "farm," do you? | 1.2941 | 0.06444 | 85 | 66 | 13 | 6 |
1328 | Wild caught I assume? | 1.2937 | 0.05294 | 126 | 98 | 19 | 9 |
1329 | Are you sure this was wild-caught? | 1.2936 | 0.04754 | 109 | 79 | 28 | 2 |
1330 | 'Paper or plastic' is kind of moot at this point, no? | 1.2936 | 0.05727 | 109 | 85 | 16 | 8 |
1331 | I’m just cooking for one now. Not worth the hassle of fishing for it. | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
1332 | I was looking for a wild caught salmon. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
1333 | Do I want it on ice? I want everything on ice. | 1.2933 | 0.07296 | 75 | 60 | 8 | 7 |
1334 | I remember last year when I could buy two fish for the same price. | 1.2929 | 0.05227 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
1335 | Normally, I'd take you too but I'm on a diet. | 1.2927 | 0.06373 | 82 | 63 | 14 | 5 |
1336 | So Amazon has opened brick and mortor in the Artic. | 1.2927 | 0.05128 | 123 | 94 | 22 | 7 |
1337 | Can I please have the key to use your store woods? | 1.2927 | 0.06373 | 82 | 63 | 14 | 5 |
1338 | How much are they by the School??? | 1.2925 | 0.05522 | 106 | 81 | 19 | 6 |
1339 | My wife thinks I’m out fishing . . . | 1.2925 | 0.05682 | 106 | 82 | 17 | 7 |
1340 | Can you double-wrap it? I hate that fishy smell. | 1.2925 | 0.05356 | 106 | 80 | 21 | 5 |
1341 | Could I have that in a separate bag from the fabric softener? | 1.2925 | 0.05682 | 106 | 82 | 17 | 7 |
1342 | Not complaining, but you really shouldn’t consider it “wild caught” unless you catch it in your mouth. | 1.2923 | 0.05174 | 130 | 101 | 20 | 9 |
1343 | I just haven't felt outdoorsy of late. | 1.2921 | 0.06231 | 89 | 69 | 14 | 6 |
1344 | We're taking you too, dear, so we'll need a bigger bag. | 1.2921 | 0.06231 | 89 | 69 | 14 | 6 |
1345 | Technically it's wild caught, and that's what I tell my dad. | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
1346 | Skip the utensils? | 1.2920 | 0.05433 | 113 | 87 | 19 | 7 |
1347 | On second thought, could you deliver that to my den? | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1348 | Can I have plastic instead, please? | 1.2917 | 0.06976 | 72 | 56 | 11 | 5 |
1349 | I'm regifting it. | 1.2917 | 0.04936 | 120 | 90 | 25 | 5 |
1350 | Actually I prefer my fish on ice. | 1.2917 | 0.06091 | 96 | 75 | 14 | 7 |
1351 | It’s keto. | 1.2913 | 0.05793 | 103 | 80 | 16 | 7 |
1352 | My husband is good for nothing. | 1.2913 | 0.05278 | 103 | 77 | 22 | 4 |
1353 | It's labeled fresh, but I'm pretty sure it was previously frozen. | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
1354 | Farmed or wild? | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
1355 | Instead of paper, would you mind just tossing it? | 1.2910 | 0.04717 | 134 | 101 | 27 | 6 |
1356 | Is there anything you can do about the smell? | 1.2909 | 0.05222 | 110 | 83 | 22 | 5 |
1357 | I don’t need a bag, thanks. I’m going to eat it on my way out. | 1.2909 | 0.05532 | 110 | 85 | 18 | 7 |
1358 | Just run it through the shredder. I'm making poke. | 1.2909 | 0.05222 | 110 | 83 | 22 | 5 |
1359 | Can you recommend an unpretentious chardonnay? | 1.2907 | 0.06378 | 86 | 67 | 13 | 6 |
1360 | I’ll need that on ice. Plenty of ice. | 1.2907 | 0.06378 | 86 | 67 | 13 | 6 |
1361 | Farm raised takes the fun out of shopping. | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
1362 | Could you wrap it in newspaper, I haven't had anything to read lately | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
1363 | No need for a bag, I'll gulp it down here. | 1.2906 | 0.05014 | 117 | 88 | 24 | 5 |
1364 | Im starting to rethink my dinner plans. | 1.2906 | 0.05437 | 117 | 91 | 18 | 8 |
1365 | My mother-in-law is coming over, so I need one that looks like I just swatted it out of a river. | 1.2906 | 0.05571 | 117 | 92 | 16 | 9 |
1366 | I normally shop Local, but we're having supply chain issues in my neck of the woods. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
1367 | Put a lot of moss and twigs in so it looks like I caught it. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
1368 | My accounts are frozen. Do you take Bitcoin? | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
1369 | Uh, could you cut some claw marks on it before you bag it up? | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
1370 | Could we throw in some arm with that? | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
1371 | Don't tell my wife, but I forgot to catch one in time for dinner. | 1.2900 | 0.04984 | 100 | 73 | 25 | 2 |
1372 | Oh,you can leave that out | 1.2900 | 0.04984 | 100 | 73 | 25 | 2 |
1373 | Could you gift wrap that please?Someone special has a birthday coming up . | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
1374 | Is that the kosher meal? | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
1375 | This Whole Foods used to be a river before Amazon took over. | 1.2900 | 0.05911 | 100 | 78 | 15 | 7 |
1376 | Could you recommend a wine to pair it with? | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
1377 | I used to catch my own salmon in the fall when they spawn, but arthritis is killing me these days. | 1.2897 | 0.04602 | 107 | 77 | 29 | 1 |
1378 | I only use the river during tourist season. | 1.2897 | 0.05635 | 107 | 83 | 17 | 7 |
1379 | Don't tell my wife I got this fish here. | 1.2897 | 0.05477 | 107 | 82 | 19 | 6 |
1380 | And I'll have your liver too. | 1.2895 | 0.06963 | 76 | 60 | 10 | 6 |
1381 | No bag, thanks, I'll just carry it home in my mouth | 1.2895 | 0.06963 | 76 | 60 | 10 | 6 |
1382 | I came here because it says we're in a bear market. But that's some sorry excuse for a salmon. | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
1383 | Who has the time to fish anymore...at least it's responsibly harvested from sustainable fisheries by locals paid a livable wage. | 1.2895 | 0.06963 | 76 | 60 | 10 | 6 |
1384 | I hear these farm-raised ones are less healthy than the wild ones I usually get? | 1.2893 | 0.05306 | 121 | 94 | 19 | 8 |
1385 | Don’t worry - it’s wild-caught | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
1386 | It wasn't farmed raised, was it? | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
1387 | No, thank you. I'll maul it myself at home. But I would like a lemon! | 1.2891 | 0.05221 | 128 | 100 | 19 | 9 |
1388 | Actually, no bag. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1389 | Usually I fish in the woods. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1390 | I prefer wild caught but the farm-raised is on sale. | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
1391 | No paper bag. I'll need it gift wrapped in dry ice. | 1.2889 | 0.05299 | 90 | 66 | 22 | 2 |
1392 | Paper or plastic? No need, just toss it over here. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
1393 | Should I eat this or hang it on my wall? | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
1394 | I can tell by your look that you think I should have caught this myself. Can you tell by mine that I barely have time to *shop* let alone hunt? | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
1395 | This is so much more convenient than heading upstream! | 1.2887 | 0.05068 | 97 | 71 | 24 | 2 |
1396 | Is this the polar express line? | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
1397 | I would also like a beagle with some cream cheese. | 1.2885 | 0.05744 | 104 | 81 | 16 | 7 |
1398 | There’s a great recipe on the Net. Get it? Huh? Ahahaha | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
1399 | Can I get that in a plastic bag? | 1.2885 | 0.05053 | 104 | 77 | 24 | 3 |
1400 | Oh, thank you, I don't need a bag. But, some napkins would be nice. | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1401 | Is it as tasty as wild caught? | 1.2883 | 0.04855 | 111 | 82 | 26 | 3 |
1402 | I know I'm unique, but I prefer them farm-raised. | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1403 | Creditcard or can I pay catch ? | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
1404 | I'm returning the salmon because of its high mercury content... and it was farm bred. | 1.2879 | 0.04990 | 132 | 102 | 22 | 8 |
1405 | Yes, I would also like some Bagels, Cream Cheese and a bottle of Veuve Cliquot. | 1.2877 | 0.07162 | 73 | 58 | 9 | 6 |
1406 | Getting them at the falls is more fun, but my doctor tells me it's bad for my neck. | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 54 | 17 | 2 |
1407 | No, no, polar bears eat mammals. And by the way you look delicious. | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
1408 | I was born in Manhattan! | 1.2875 | 0.05680 | 80 | 59 | 19 | 2 |
1409 | I was never here. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
1410 | it didn't move when I tried to eat it | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
1411 | Not that you care, but my parents coddled me and now I’m paying 20 dollars a pound for their mistakes! | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
1412 | What's the eat-by date? | 1.2874 | 0.06313 | 87 | 68 | 13 | 6 |
1413 | I practice catch, release, and purchase. | 1.2872 | 0.05157 | 94 | 69 | 23 | 2 |
1414 | Could you just throw it in my general direction? | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
1415 | How much to add you to the bag? | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
1416 | She’s my emotional support partner. | 1.2871 | 0.05688 | 101 | 78 | 17 | 6 |
1417 | I'll need that shipped with an ice floe, please. | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
1418 | Fishing was lousy today. | 1.2871 | 0.05139 | 101 | 75 | 23 | 3 |
1419 | Is it sushi quality? I plan to eat it raw. | 1.2871 | 0.05859 | 101 | 79 | 15 | 7 |
1420 | After two years of staying inside because of the pandemic, my fishing skills have gotten rusty. | 1.2870 | 0.05271 | 108 | 82 | 21 | 5 |
1421 | Don't bother to bag it, I'll eat it on the way home. | 1.2870 | 0.05104 | 108 | 81 | 23 | 4 |
1422 | So after I add the salt and dill I let it sit for how long? | 1.2870 | 0.05589 | 108 | 84 | 17 | 7 |
1423 | Can you giftwrap it? It's for my wife's birthday. | 1.2870 | 0.05104 | 108 | 81 | 23 | 4 |
1424 | I prefer to hunt, but this is where I get my Charmins | 1.2870 | 0.05271 | 108 | 82 | 21 | 5 |
1425 | Oh, thank you but if you could just step back and toss it to me ? I've got a short lunch break today. | 1.2870 | 0.05589 | 108 | 84 | 17 | 7 |
1426 | Try not to crush the caviar. | 1.2870 | 0.05206 | 115 | 88 | 21 | 6 |
1427 | Don’t forget my 2 sides. | 1.2857 | 0.05240 | 84 | 61 | 22 | 1 |
1428 | You want to return it because it smells fishy? | 1.2857 | 0.06629 | 77 | 60 | 12 | 5 |
1429 | I assure you the bag won’t be necessary. | 1.2857 | 0.06629 | 77 | 60 | 12 | 5 |
1430 | Bear with me. I'm settin' it on a guy's porch. Don't ask. | 1.2857 | 0.06465 | 84 | 66 | 12 | 6 |
1431 | Paper, duh. | 1.2857 | 0.05365 | 105 | 80 | 20 | 5 |
1432 | If I let you live….would that be payment enough? | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1433 | Who needs a bag when you have my jaw. | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
1434 | If I had known you guys caught the salmon for us, I'd have been shopping here for years! | 1.2857 | 0.05533 | 105 | 81 | 18 | 6 |
1435 | I can't believe I forgot my rewards card. | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
1436 | We found pescatarianism lacked moral rigor. | 1.2857 | 0.05365 | 105 | 80 | 20 | 5 |
1437 | I don't want to be embarrassed - do you have a bigger bag? | 1.2857 | 0.05591 | 112 | 88 | 16 | 8 |
1438 | Any vacancies in the freezer section? | 1.2857 | 0.05083 | 119 | 91 | 22 | 6 |
1439 | It's gotten really crowded at the river. | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
1440 | Ah,I see you caught Larry. He gets past me every year | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
1441 | This is embarrassing--I forgot my wallet. Do you take mauling? | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
1442 | Parking spots by the river for the annual spawn are IMPOSSIBLE... | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
1443 | Baby Bear will only eat wild caught. | 1.2857 | 0.06009 | 105 | 84 | 12 | 9 |
1444 | 'But I have dual citizenship' | 1.2857 | 0.06239 | 84 | 65 | 14 | 5 |
1445 | The Omega-3's are not only going to help you with that wrist-joint pain, they lower your triglyceride levels, reduce inflammation, and might be helpful against depression. I simply cannot believe you are just getting into fish. | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
1446 | Forget the bag. Just toss it in the air and I"ll catch it in my mouth. | 1.2857 | 0.05533 | 105 | 81 | 18 | 6 |
1447 | I don't need a bag -I'm going to eat it in the car | 1.2857 | 0.06091 | 77 | 58 | 16 | 3 |
1448 | I don't need a bag. That's my snack. | 1.2857 | 0.05365 | 105 | 80 | 20 | 5 |
1449 | Did you know you’re out of capers and dill? | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |
1450 | I am tired of being a tourist attraction at Katmai National Park; this is much easier. | 1.2857 | 0.05761 | 84 | 63 | 18 | 3 |
1451 | Is that salmon wild-caught | 1.2846 | 0.04534 | 130 | 97 | 29 | 4 |
1452 | I know it's pretend but just to make me feel better about myself, can you maybe flop it around a bit? | 1.2845 | 0.05585 | 116 | 92 | 15 | 9 |
1453 | Can you tell me,was this sustainably caught? | 1.2845 | 0.04711 | 116 | 86 | 27 | 3 |
1454 | Please don’t tell my wife I was here again. | 1.2845 | 0.05585 | 116 | 92 | 15 | 9 |
1455 | My gel nails last twice as long this way. | 1.2843 | 0.05639 | 102 | 79 | 17 | 6 |
1456 | Perfect! But cancel the Russian caviar. | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
1457 | Don't tell my wife. | 1.2843 | 0.05283 | 102 | 77 | 21 | 4 |
1458 | It’s almost winter—I’m storing up my fatty acids. | 1.2843 | 0.05096 | 102 | 76 | 23 | 3 |
1459 | I’m going to use my bare hands to make the Béarnaise sauce. | 1.2843 | 0.05808 | 102 | 80 | 15 | 7 |
1460 | That's not my support animal -- it's a snack. | 1.2843 | 0.05283 | 102 | 77 | 21 | 4 |
1461 | While smarter than the average bear, I’m a much poorer fisher. | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
1462 | Do you know it's provenance? | 1.2842 | 0.05111 | 95 | 70 | 23 | 2 |
1463 | Can you gift wrap it? | 1.2842 | 0.05923 | 95 | 74 | 15 | 6 |
1464 | Better charge me for the fishmonger too. | 1.2842 | 0.06109 | 95 | 75 | 13 | 7 |
1465 | And your herbed honey garlic sauce on the side,warmed please. | 1.2842 | 0.06109 | 95 | 75 | 13 | 7 |
1466 | Is that dolphin friendly? | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
1467 | You know, I'm just going to growl, grab and run. | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
1468 | It smells a little fishy. | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
1469 | Keep the bag. I'll just eat you here. | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
1470 | Thank you, and I apologize for eating the guy who was working here before. I shouldn't shop when I'm hungry. | 1.2840 | 0.06857 | 81 | 65 | 9 | 7 |
1471 | “You can keep the Climate Change.” | 1.2840 | 0.06391 | 81 | 63 | 13 | 5 |
1472 | Is there a charge for the bag? | 1.2839 | 0.04269 | 155 | 117 | 32 | 6 |
1473 | Could you just throw it in the dumpster out back, please? I am accustomed to dining alfresco. | 1.2832 | 0.05547 | 113 | 89 | 16 | 8 |
1474 | This doesn't smell like wild caught Alaskan salmon. | 1.2830 | 0.04972 | 106 | 79 | 24 | 3 |
1475 | Wild caught or farmed? | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1476 | I'd prefer plastic. | 1.2830 | 0.05487 | 106 | 82 | 18 | 6 |
1477 | I can remember when this Whole Foods used to be a fishing hole. | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1478 | Your ad said "fresh fish on sale". This is dead fish. We eat only live fish. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1479 | Plus 5 cents for the bag. | 1.2828 | 0.05185 | 99 | 74 | 22 | 3 |
1480 | Aaaand would you like to donate anything today to support the World Wildlife Fund? | 1.2828 | 0.05380 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
1481 | Was it sustainably raised and harvested? | 1.2828 | 0.05750 | 99 | 77 | 16 | 6 |
1482 | Well, this is Whole Foods, right? | 1.2828 | 0.05568 | 99 | 76 | 18 | 5 |
1483 | Can you wrap that in ice cream, please? | 1.2828 | 0.05380 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
1484 | No joke, the pescatarian life is a game changer. | 1.2828 | 0.05380 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
1485 | No need for a bag. Just toss it. | 1.2828 | 0.05927 | 99 | 78 | 14 | 7 |
1486 | Was it caught sustainably AND ethically? | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
1487 | I won't need a bag. Just toss it up like it's jumping a rapid. | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
1488 | Save the bag. Throw it in the air, and I'll grab it. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
1489 | Don't tell my wife, but I'm tired of eating porridge. | 1.2826 | 0.06434 | 92 | 74 | 10 | 8 |
1490 | Don't give me that look! It's been a tough season, O.K.? | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
1491 | European is so much better then domestic | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
1492 | Oh, I don't need a bag. Can you just throw it in my mouth? | 1.2818 | 0.04855 | 110 | 82 | 25 | 3 |
1493 | It just seems so barbaric to roam the waters and catch it with my teeth. | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1494 | Is this tuna dolphin-safe? | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
1495 | You're not going to tell the other bears I bought this here, right? | 1.2817 | 0.05738 | 71 | 52 | 18 | 1 |
1496 | Oh, I’m so glad you noticed a difference. I’ve been on this new fish diet for just a week. | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
1497 | Is this wild caught or farm raised? | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1498 | I'll take all the salmon you have." | 1.2816 | 0.05590 | 103 | 80 | 17 | 6 |
1499 | Can you put this in a safety box? I’ll be back after I finish hibernating! | 1.2816 | 0.05590 | 103 | 80 | 17 | 6 |
1500 | Have a taller plain brown bag? It's for a friend | 1.2816 | 0.05054 | 103 | 77 | 23 | 3 |
1501 | Did you know that polar bears are responsible for global warming? We don't like raw fish. We like to grill them over an open fire." | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
1502 | I prefer plastic it's gonna be a long winter. | 1.2812 | 0.06052 | 96 | 76 | 13 | 7 |
1503 | is that salmon GMO free | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
1504 | These days it not about how big a fish you can catch, but how much you invested in your 20’s. | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
1505 | Could you add yourself too? | 1.2812 | 0.04565 | 128 | 96 | 28 | 4 |
1506 | I just get these late hibernation cravings | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
1507 | How do I know it’s fresh? | 1.2810 | 0.04579 | 121 | 90 | 28 | 3 |
1508 | The ice near me was out of stock. | 1.2810 | 0.04579 | 121 | 90 | 28 | 3 |
1509 | That's a bag with no handles. I'm a bear with claws for hands. Do you see where I'm going with this? | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
1510 | I'd also like a raincheck for when seals are back in stock. | 1.2809 | 0.06187 | 89 | 70 | 13 | 6 |
1511 | When will you have farmed salmon? Just the thought of wild salmon gives me PTSD. | 1.2809 | 0.06187 | 89 | 70 | 13 | 6 |
1512 | Oy! Where's the chips? | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
1513 | Just put the salmon in my mouth. I'm not paying extra for the bag. | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
1514 | Oops, I left my wallet in my other pants. | 1.2809 | 0.06390 | 89 | 71 | 11 | 7 |
1515 | Is this non GMO,locally sourced,and humanely raised? | 1.2809 | 0.06187 | 89 | 70 | 13 | 6 |
1516 | Could you make it two...I'm bipolar. | 1.2807 | 0.05214 | 114 | 88 | 20 | 6 |
1517 | Do you take seal fur pelts? | 1.2805 | 0.06556 | 82 | 65 | 11 | 6 |
1518 | Now do you believe in climate change?' | 1.2805 | 0.06079 | 82 | 63 | 15 | 4 |
1519 | Just throw it in the air. | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
1520 | It’s just easier this way… | 1.2804 | 0.04932 | 107 | 80 | 24 | 3 |
1521 | How fresh is that? I need it to look convincing. | 1.2804 | 0.05602 | 107 | 84 | 16 | 7 |
1522 | I don't want to pawn it, I want to know when they spawn. | 1.2800 | 0.05029 | 125 | 97 | 21 | 7 |
1523 | Would you like to donate 15 cents to the World Wildlife Conservancy Fund? | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
1524 | It’s my day off. | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
1525 | I’ll take that fried and to go please. | 1.2797 | 0.05090 | 118 | 91 | 21 | 6 |
1526 | I gave up fishing for Lent. | 1.2797 | 0.05367 | 118 | 93 | 17 | 8 |
1527 | Since you asked, cold water hurts my paws. | 1.2797 | 0.05090 | 118 | 91 | 21 | 6 |
1528 | Take a break -- I'll fill in for you. | 1.2796 | 0.05993 | 93 | 73 | 14 | 6 |
1529 | I just can't swim upstream like I used to. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
1530 | Sorry,not if it’s farm raised. | 1.2796 | 0.06185 | 93 | 74 | 12 | 7 |
1531 | My wife told me to only pick up the bear necessities | 1.2796 | 0.06185 | 93 | 74 | 12 | 7 |
1532 | Are you sustainably resourced ... just asking ... ? | 1.2796 | 0.05993 | 93 | 73 | 14 | 6 |
1533 | Can you tell me the best way to prepare that salmon? | 1.2793 | 0.05303 | 111 | 86 | 19 | 6 |
1534 | I need to know the name and number of the fisherman who caught this fish | 1.2793 | 0.05303 | 111 | 86 | 19 | 6 |
1535 | I caught it on sale. | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
1536 | So with the Great Resignation, I asked myself, "Is it worth waiting for them to flip up into my mouth while I freeze standing in a cold river? | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
1537 | Could you wrap it in The New Yorker? I missed last month's issue. | 1.2791 | 0.06331 | 86 | 68 | 12 | 6 |
1538 | I want to return it because, well, it just doesn't smell rancid. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
1539 | Just the fish today,thanks. I'm bearly scraping by. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
1540 | Please, just put it in my mouth and don't tell anybody I was here. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
1541 | Amazon has certainly scaled back its delivery service for its Prime members. | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
1542 | Oh,can I switch to fish sticks after all? | 1.2785 | 0.06224 | 79 | 61 | 14 | 4 |
1543 | He thinks this is all I'm about. | 1.2785 | 0.05386 | 79 | 58 | 20 | 1 |
1544 | I'm willing to stop eating salmon, so that I won't go extinct. | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
1545 | Paper or plastic? Paper - I hate the taste of plastic. | 1.2785 | 0.06480 | 79 | 62 | 12 | 5 |
1546 | Could you gift-wrap it, please? | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
1547 | I can’t even look at another jar of honey | 1.2784 | 0.05815 | 97 | 76 | 15 | 6 |
1548 | I’m returning this because it’s farm-raised, not wild-caught. | 1.2784 | 0.05815 | 97 | 76 | 15 | 6 |
1549 | Could you wrap it in dry ice. I've still got a ways to go. | 1.2784 | 0.05997 | 97 | 77 | 13 | 7 |
1550 | Farm raised or wild ? | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
1551 | Just be sure it’s wild; I’m already on thin ice at home | 1.2784 | 0.05815 | 97 | 76 | 15 | 6 |
1552 | But dude, it says "Legal Tender" right there on the caudal fin! | 1.2783 | 0.05599 | 115 | 92 | 14 | 9 |
1553 | I don’t believe in hunting | 1.2783 | 0.05319 | 115 | 90 | 18 | 7 |
1554 | Give a bear a fish ... | 1.2783 | 0.04711 | 115 | 86 | 26 | 3 |
1555 | I only hunt for bargains. | 1.2778 | 0.06007 | 72 | 54 | 16 | 2 |
1556 | My doctor told me to lay off the honey | 1.2778 | 0.05247 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
1557 | Can you send COD? | 1.2778 | 0.04994 | 126 | 98 | 21 | 7 |
1558 | It’s the bear necessities. | 1.2778 | 0.04733 | 126 | 96 | 25 | 5 |
1559 | By the way, someone trampled the organic honey section in aisle 7. | 1.2778 | 0.06326 | 90 | 72 | 11 | 7 |
1560 | Can you believe we used catch these with our bear hands? | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
1561 | Unfortunately, Mr. Smokey, our airline does not recognize Wild Sockeye Salmon as an emotional support pet. | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
1562 | After a while you get tired of just looking downstream. | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
1563 | I can sell them cheaper if you don't mind claw marks. | 1.2778 | 0.04865 | 126 | 97 | 23 | 6 |
1564 | I parked in the Endangered Species spot out front. I hope that's cool. | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
1565 | It's sushi grade. | 1.2778 | 0.06324 | 72 | 55 | 14 | 3 |
1566 | You can sell it to me. I'm not a Russian bear. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
1567 | What do you mean I can’t return it. I bearly licked it. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
1568 | Can I exchange it for the kind that jumps? | 1.2778 | 0.05556 | 108 | 85 | 16 | 7 |
1569 | Fresh caught, you say? | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
1570 | I don't know how to tune a fish. | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
1571 | I'm sorry, we don't accept returns. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1572 | I'm sorry I can't pay. I'm not familiar with even the basics of how economic systems work. This is all very new to me. | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
1573 | Are the salmon gluten free? | 1.2772 | 0.05650 | 101 | 79 | 16 | 6 |
1574 | The Price of Fish these days.... | 1.2772 | 0.04899 | 101 | 75 | 24 | 2 |
1575 | ...and I'll have six dozen bagels and four pounds of Philadelphia. | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
1576 | Fish is Fungible, right? | 1.2772 | 0.05097 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 3 |
1577 | Like french fries, I'll just eat this in the car | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
1578 | This isn't farmed, is it? | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
1579 | It is wild caught? I only eat wild caught. | 1.2772 | 0.04899 | 101 | 75 | 24 | 2 |
1580 | Keep the bag. I'll eat it here. | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
1581 | If anyone asks, tell them I caught it. | 1.2771 | 0.05231 | 83 | 61 | 21 | 1 |
1582 | But I get bullied when I use the woods. | 1.2771 | 0.05766 | 83 | 63 | 17 | 3 |
1583 | Toss it to my so I can tell my friends I caught it. | 1.2771 | 0.06255 | 83 | 65 | 13 | 5 |
1584 | I'll need a dessert, too. Can you point me to your dumpster? | 1.2771 | 0.06015 | 83 | 64 | 15 | 4 |
1585 | Could you NOT clean and cook it this time? | 1.2771 | 0.05505 | 83 | 62 | 19 | 2 |
1586 | I'm sorry, I don't have change for a fishy. | 1.2768 | 0.05412 | 112 | 88 | 17 | 7 |
1587 | My family and friends would find it a lot more convenient if you used EatStreet or Grubhub. | 1.2768 | 0.05412 | 112 | 88 | 17 | 7 |
1588 | And you’re sure it was farmed sustainably? | 1.2768 | 0.05107 | 112 | 86 | 21 | 5 |
1589 | I can't hear the fish, but I do agree that you're not moving your lips | 1.2766 | 0.06126 | 94 | 75 | 12 | 7 |
1590 | The barcode is on the fin. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1591 | It's easy. Just throw it up in the air. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1592 | It’s cheaper than a rib eye. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1593 | Don't bother wrapping it--I'll eat it on the way back--but I would like a sprinkle of salt, please. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1594 | Did that come in today? | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
1595 | I know it’s crass but I’m hooked on the farm raised stuff. | 1.2766 | 0.05108 | 94 | 70 | 22 | 2 |
1596 | I remember when I used to buy two fish for that same price | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
1597 | Can you fillet it? I just had my claws done. | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
1598 | Who has the time, really? | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
1599 | You’re sure this is wild-caught and not farmed? | 1.2764 | 0.04661 | 123 | 93 | 26 | 4 |
1600 | Efficient for you, a fish scent for me. | 1.2764 | 0.05328 | 123 | 98 | 16 | 9 |
1601 | Could you deliver to my cave? | 1.2763 | 0.05803 | 76 | 57 | 17 | 2 |
1602 | Oh, don't bother. I'll just eat you here. | 1.2763 | 0.05493 | 76 | 56 | 19 | 1 |
1603 | I knew his brother...he was delicious. | 1.2763 | 0.06908 | 76 | 61 | 9 | 6 |
1604 | Store bought is fine! Ina says so. | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
1605 | Could I get that gift wrapped? | 1.2762 | 0.05661 | 105 | 83 | 15 | 7 |
1606 | No bag is necessary. I'll be eating al fresco. | 1.2762 | 0.05496 | 105 | 82 | 17 | 6 |
1607 | The salmon runs just didn't agree with my philosophy of slow food. | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
1608 | I've had to start getting my food at the grocery store because of the whole glacier-melting thing. | 1.2762 | 0.05496 | 105 | 82 | 17 | 6 |
1609 | I suppose I date myself in saying this, but I still worry about the mercury levels. | 1.2759 | 0.06266 | 87 | 69 | 12 | 6 |
1610 | I am owed a refund. Once my houseguests left I realized it wasn’t them. | 1.2759 | 0.05345 | 87 | 65 | 20 | 2 |
1611 | It was a gift but I am a vegetarian. | 1.2759 | 0.05345 | 87 | 65 | 20 | 2 |
1612 | Sometimes I like to treat myself to a snapper instead of the usual wild-caught salmon. | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
1613 | Isn't it free? I thought I had enough reward points? | 1.2756 | 0.04427 | 127 | 95 | 29 | 3 |
1614 | Since we switched to farmed the kids won't eat wild. | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 2 |
1615 | Thanks, but a bag won't be necessary. | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
1616 | I can't wait to take you home and rip your damn face off... Sorry sir, the fish, not you. | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
1617 | just so you know, I might have made a boo-boo in aisle four. I've been holding it all winter and I got excited | 1.2752 | 0.05510 | 109 | 86 | 16 | 7 |
1618 | I don't need a bag, just shove it in my mouth. | 1.2752 | 0.05810 | 109 | 88 | 12 | 9 |
1619 | They don’t make fish like the used to! | 1.2752 | 0.05193 | 109 | 84 | 20 | 5 |
1620 | Ya know,shopping is just so easy these days | 1.2752 | 0.04855 | 109 | 82 | 24 | 3 |
1621 | No, I wash and cook it carefully. I got salmonella once | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
1622 | " "I'd like it filleted - thanks. | 1.2750 | 0.06408 | 80 | 63 | 12 | 5 |
1623 | You have to pay for bags now? | 1.2750 | 0.06156 | 80 | 62 | 14 | 4 |
1624 | Is it wild caught, dolphin free? | 1.2748 | 0.04342 | 131 | 98 | 30 | 3 |
1625 | Is this organic? | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
1626 | Could you pack it ice, I won’t be eating it until spring! | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
1627 | Can you teach it to sing "Down by the River"? | 1.2747 | 0.06264 | 91 | 73 | 11 | 7 |
1628 | Oh, I just can't be bothered. | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
1629 | No need to bag it, I'm going to eat it in the car. | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
1630 | Taste like fish. Smells like Putin. | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
1631 | Could I get the gift wrapped please? It's my anniversary. | 1.2745 | 0.05601 | 102 | 80 | 16 | 6 |
1632 | Thank you for using paper | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
1633 | Oh, I nearly forgot, I also had a few while I was shopping. | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
1634 | Look man, the other guys said they're half off. You're lucky I'm not just taking it. | 1.2745 | 0.05054 | 102 | 77 | 22 | 3 |
1635 | Isn't there a term for taking something from someone and selling it back to them? | 1.2745 | 0.05937 | 102 | 82 | 12 | 8 |
1636 | Better stock up, penguins aren't far behind. | 1.2745 | 0.05937 | 102 | 82 | 12 | 8 |
1637 | What about the thirty others I ate while I was here? | 1.2743 | 0.05370 | 113 | 89 | 17 | 7 |
1638 | I figure this is is much easier than standing in a cold river all day trying to catch these. | 1.2743 | 0.05221 | 113 | 88 | 19 | 6 |
1639 | It's for my buddy, I don't have time to teach him how to fish. | 1.2743 | 0.04909 | 113 | 86 | 23 | 4 |
1640 | Inflation? If these prices get any higher I'm going to have to start hunting again. | 1.2742 | 0.04904 | 124 | 96 | 22 | 6 |
1641 | Actually, I don’t need a bag. | 1.2740 | 0.05606 | 73 | 54 | 18 | 1 |
1642 | I just got tired of waiting for them to swim upstream. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
1643 | I just can't bear any more plastic. | 1.2738 | 0.06416 | 84 | 67 | 11 | 6 |
1644 | I ordered a live one. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
1645 | No need for a bag. I'm gonna eat it right away. | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
1646 | No I didn’t put my name on the bag. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
1647 | Also, could I pause my membership for a few months? | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
1648 | I don’t need a bag. I’ll eat it here. | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
1649 | This way I end up in the background of fewer Instagram posts. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
1650 | Between you and me, it’s still technically wild-caught. | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
1651 | I don’t think one per customer is going to work for me. | 1.2736 | 0.04931 | 106 | 80 | 23 | 3 |
1652 | I'll take 2000 more of these, please. | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
1653 | Could you include a gift card? | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
1654 | That’s organic and sustainably sourced, right? | 1.2734 | 0.04982 | 139 | 111 | 18 | 10 |
1655 | Honey, I want to send this fish to the President of Russia, so just make sure that it doesn’t arrive on time. | 1.2727 | 0.05710 | 99 | 78 | 15 | 6 |
1656 | What happened to wild salmon? | 1.2727 | 0.05311 | 110 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
1657 | I knew I was going to like “The Upstream Grocery”. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
1658 | Can’t a bear go farm-raised without the judgment? | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
1659 | Would you mind trimming some of the fat? | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
1660 | I only eat sustainably sourced | 1.2727 | 0.04674 | 143 | 112 | 23 | 8 |
1661 | Save the bag, I'll just eat it in the car | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
1662 | Do you have an endangered species discount? | 1.2727 | 0.06306 | 77 | 60 | 13 | 4 |
1663 | As a casualty of global warming, do you have any last words? | 1.2727 | 0.07540 | 77 | 65 | 3 | 9 |
1664 | Would you throw it in the air so I could catch it? | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
1665 | If you like that one, I can bring you more just like it. | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
1666 | I ordered fish and chips | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
1667 | I'm afraid of rapids. | 1.2727 | 0.05888 | 99 | 79 | 13 | 7 |
1668 | I used to be a hunter; now I'm a gatherer | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
1669 | No joke. It really is Ubear Eats. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
1670 | Did you just say, "Bear with me a moment?" | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
1671 | Oh, no bag, please. I'd like them to think it is home-caught. | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
1672 | I'm a pescatarian now. | 1.2727 | 0.05140 | 99 | 75 | 21 | 3 |
1673 | Was it sustainably sourced? | 1.2727 | 0.06029 | 77 | 59 | 15 | 3 |
1674 | Funny,we call it “bagging a big one” in the wood too! | 1.2727 | 0.06572 | 77 | 61 | 11 | 5 |
1675 | Could I have 6 more of those, and 20 pounds of blueberries? | 1.2719 | 0.05028 | 114 | 88 | 21 | 5 |
1676 | I'll have to deliver it myself because my friend's home address recently melted. | 1.2718 | 0.05012 | 103 | 78 | 22 | 3 |
1677 | That’s alright, I don’t need a bag…. | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
1678 | Having to get farm raised really kills the thrill of the moment! | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
1679 | I want to return this to its spawning ground. | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
1680 | Tell me, does this freeze well? | 1.2718 | 0.05721 | 103 | 82 | 14 | 7 |
1681 | I need to carry that out in my mouth so as not to jeopardize my masculinity. | 1.2718 | 0.05012 | 103 | 78 | 22 | 3 |
1682 | On a plaque…for my den. | 1.2717 | 0.06202 | 92 | 74 | 11 | 7 |
1683 | Bear with me, it’s my first robbery. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1684 | Lent started you know. | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
1685 | I buy farm raised to preserve my environment, because nobody else seems to be interested. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
1686 | Do you have any napkins? | 1.2716 | 0.06089 | 81 | 63 | 14 | 4 |
1687 | It’s my emotional support salmon. | 1.2716 | 0.06576 | 81 | 65 | 10 | 6 |
1688 | Truth be told, I hate trying to catch those damn things. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
1689 | I'll have to settle for that since you don't have any fillets. | 1.2716 | 0.06337 | 81 | 64 | 12 | 5 |
1690 | Sure, it's fun in the beginning but it grows old fast. | 1.2716 | 0.05830 | 81 | 62 | 16 | 3 |
1691 | He is over three ounces. He will have to go in your checked luggage. | 1.2716 | 0.06807 | 81 | 66 | 8 | 7 |
1692 | I don't need a bag, thanks. | 1.2714 | 0.07026 | 70 | 56 | 9 | 5 |
1693 | Carrion | 1.2714 | 0.06078 | 70 | 53 | 15 | 2 |
1694 | I was hoping for borscht. | 1.2714 | 0.07026 | 70 | 56 | 9 | 5 |
1695 | Do you accept scat-coin? | 1.2714 | 0.07592 | 70 | 58 | 5 | 7 |
1696 | Do you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
1697 | Could you gift wrap it? It's for a special friend. | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
1698 | Do you have this in a non-endangered? | 1.2710 | 0.05722 | 107 | 86 | 13 | 8 |
1699 | Goldilocks is such a picky guest. Turns out she's a pescatarian! | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
1700 | Can I put some claw marks on it so it looks like I caught it? | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
1701 | You'd be surprised how many job openings there are for polar bears. | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
1702 | How about a bow and some colored tissue paper? The wife loves that crap. | 1.2708 | 0.05826 | 96 | 76 | 14 | 6 |
1703 | This bag isn’t bear-proof, is it? | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
1704 | It’s funny… People gripe about the climate crisis, but believe you me, this is so much easier than freezing my tuchus off in a river! | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
1705 | Could I scratch it up a bit? My wife thinks I'm too civilized as it is. | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
1706 | If I only ate the eggs and brain, can I return the rest of the fish for cash? | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
1707 | Would you please throw in a couple of breath mints and napkins? | 1.2708 | 0.05826 | 96 | 76 | 14 | 6 |
1708 | I'm going to charge you. Sorry, I mean charge it. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
1709 | Still completely unopened. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
1710 | What do you mean ‘swipe my card’? | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
1711 | It's the wrong size, and Amazon told me you handle their returns. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
1712 | Previously frozen? | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
1713 | I’d like chips with that. | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
1714 | Something fishy is going on here | 1.2706 | 0.06348 | 85 | 68 | 11 | 6 |
1715 | Don’t tell the wife. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
1716 | Mark it: " I'm sorry. Please forgive me" and throw in some seal blubber if you would. Thanks pal. | 1.2703 | 0.05111 | 111 | 86 | 20 | 5 |
1717 | Is that salmon fresh-caught or farm-raised? | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
1718 | It insisted on being returned to this exact location. | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
1719 | While I miss the berg, I sure don’t miss having to catch these myself! | 1.2700 | 0.04894 | 100 | 75 | 23 | 2 |
1720 | It's my therapy support animal. | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1721 | I grabbed tuna by mistake. | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1722 | Don’t wrap it. I’ll get lucky tonight if she thinks I caught it!” | 1.2697 | 0.05243 | 89 | 67 | 20 | 2 |
1723 | I used to eat it on ice before you guys melted it all. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
1724 | I missed out on the "teach a bear to fish" life lesson. | 1.2697 | 0.06140 | 89 | 71 | 12 | 6 |
1725 | This is a much better photo opportunity for tourist rather than pictures down by the river. | 1.2697 | 0.05929 | 89 | 70 | 14 | 5 |
1726 | Lost and flounder? Tell me you're kidding. | 1.2697 | 0.05929 | 89 | 70 | 14 | 5 |
1727 | I’m aware of that restriction and, no, it wasn’t caught in a net. | 1.2696 | 0.04674 | 115 | 87 | 25 | 3 |
1728 | I'm sorry but I specifically told room service, fresh not frozen. | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
1729 | Save the bag, I’ll just eat it now. | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1730 | I don't need a bag. Just toss it up into my mouth. | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
1731 | Don't bother to wrap it. | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
1732 | You seem to be out of iceberg lettuce. | 1.2692 | 0.05505 | 104 | 82 | 16 | 6 |
1733 | He wanted to be returned. | 1.2692 | 0.05676 | 78 | 59 | 17 | 2 |
1734 | Is it a wild Alaskan humanely caught salmon or a farmed Atlantic? | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
1735 | I ordered SOCKEYE but got STEELHEAD instead; normally I would not care but my physician says I must reduce my cholesterol . | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
1736 | Throw it in the air and let's see what happens. | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1737 | Am I supposed to be eating seals? | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
1738 | I’m only here because the river is frozen. | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
1739 | My habitat has shrunk to the size of a paper bag. | 1.2692 | 0.05962 | 78 | 60 | 15 | 3 |
1740 | Thanks again for wiring the den. Mildred is addicted to that show where the woman drinks wine and looks out her window all day. | 1.2692 | 0.06496 | 78 | 62 | 11 | 5 |
1741 | I wasn’t expecting it to be C.O.D. | 1.2692 | 0.06748 | 78 | 63 | 9 | 6 |
1742 | Can I swipe? | 1.2692 | 0.06496 | 78 | 62 | 11 | 5 |
1743 | Strained paw again. I forgot to stretch." | 1.2692 | 0.06496 | 78 | 62 | 11 | 5 |
1744 | You don't think I'm going to spoil the cat? | 1.2692 | 0.06235 | 78 | 61 | 13 | 4 |
1745 | No bag please, I’ll eat it here. | 1.2689 | 0.05021 | 119 | 93 | 20 | 6 |
1746 | I came to see a man about a fish. | 1.2688 | 0.05327 | 93 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
1747 | No need. I'll eat it here. | 1.2688 | 0.05327 | 93 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
1748 | No need to bag it, just toss it in the air. | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
1749 | Wild caught? | 1.2688 | 0.05327 | 93 | 71 | 19 | 3 |
1750 | Wait, is this farm fresh or wild caught? | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
1751 | My rewards number is 555-BEAR. | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
1752 | I know returning this may seem fishy, but bear with me. | 1.2688 | 0.05949 | 93 | 74 | 13 | 6 |
1753 | Would you mind throwing that up in the air and letting me catch it in my mouth? | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
1754 | Could you please check on the name and address of the Fish farm. I'm' asking for a friend. | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
1755 | If it's farm-raised, I don't want it. | 1.2685 | 0.05520 | 108 | 86 | 15 | 7 |
1756 | No shellfish for me. I keep strictly kosher. | 1.2685 | 0.05361 | 108 | 85 | 17 | 6 |
1757 | Could you put that on ice? | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
1758 | You're thinking of Grizzlies. I'd just like a nice walnut plaque." | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
1759 | If you’re going to charge that much, I’ll just go upstream. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
1760 | Amazon would take it back. | 1.2683 | 0.06504 | 82 | 66 | 10 | 6 |
1761 | Stop by sometime. I'll make you dinner. | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
1762 | No bag please, I'll just hold it in my mouth. | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
1763 | No, I don't need no stinking bag. | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
1764 | What’s your return-to-spawn policy? | 1.2680 | 0.05773 | 97 | 77 | 14 | 6 |
1765 | Can I get some low sodium soy sauce with that? | 1.2680 | 0.04752 | 97 | 72 | 24 | 1 |
1766 | It doesn't feel the same when they can't swim away. | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
1767 | How much would it cost to put you in the bag? | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
1768 | My ancestors are disappointed | 1.2680 | 0.05773 | 97 | 77 | 14 | 6 |
1769 | No need to wrap it. I plan to eat it here. As an appetizer. | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
1770 | Much like my ancestors, these used to roam free. | 1.2679 | 0.04390 | 112 | 83 | 28 | 1 |
1771 | Do you take paper or plastic? | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
1772 | Skip the bag. It'll never make it to the car. | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
1773 | That looks frozen instead of fresh. | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
1774 | I'm not interested in DOWNstream supply chain logistics... | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
1775 | These days, the only thing I need to catch is a break. Am I right? | 1.2674 | 0.06282 | 86 | 69 | 11 | 6 |
1776 | Charge. | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
1777 | Instacart Pickup saved me 268 hours of standing in an icy stream! | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
1778 | Where are the chips? | 1.2673 | 0.05610 | 101 | 80 | 15 | 6 |
1779 | Can you wrap it in entrails? | 1.2673 | 0.05245 | 101 | 78 | 19 | 4 |
1780 | Can you pack it in ice? My climate's on the fritz. | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 75 | 60 | 10 | 5 |
1781 | Arctic bred only. I’m buy-Polar. | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 75 | 60 | 10 | 5 |
1782 | No, I won't be needing a plastic fork. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
1783 | Ran out of canned fish before leaving for work. | 1.2667 | 0.05799 | 75 | 57 | 16 | 2 |
1784 | That’s just my snack. You’re dinner. | 1.2667 | 0.06079 | 90 | 72 | 12 | 6 |
1785 | Who caught it? I need some lessons... | 1.2667 | 0.04740 | 105 | 79 | 24 | 2 |
1786 | "Swear not to tell anyone? I prefer farmed to wild-caught." | 1.2667 | 0.04929 | 105 | 80 | 22 | 3 |
1787 | I don't care if this is 'Whole' Foods... I just want a filet! | 1.2667 | 0.04947 | 90 | 67 | 22 | 1 |
1788 | Don't you have anything bigger? | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
1789 | I know, it's weird not having to wear a mask. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
1790 | Skip the bag, I want my wife to think I caught it myself. | 1.2667 | 0.06102 | 75 | 58 | 14 | 3 |
1791 | Can you throw some ice in the bag-home is a long way off | 1.2667 | 0.05112 | 105 | 81 | 20 | 4 |
1792 | And would you like to give a dollar for the prevention of forest fires? | 1.2667 | 0.06391 | 75 | 59 | 12 | 4 |
1793 | Do you have more of those? | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
1794 | Will you wrap it as a gift? It's my birthday! | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
1795 | Can you put it on ice? I'm all out of it at home. | 1.2661 | 0.05922 | 109 | 90 | 9 | 10 |
1796 | Would you toss it into the air | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
1797 | $14.99 a pound?! Inflation is such a bear. | 1.2661 | 0.05475 | 109 | 87 | 15 | 7 |
1798 | Oh... it's only the farmed on sale, not wild-caught? | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
1799 | It’s best if Goldilocks believes I only eat porridge. | 1.2660 | 0.06083 | 94 | 76 | 11 | 7 |
1800 | And a bigger bag for yourself. | 1.2660 | 0.06083 | 94 | 76 | 11 | 7 |
1801 | I usually catch my own, but, you know, March Madness and everything…. | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
1802 | Reason for my return? It swam with the current. | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
1803 | Just charge it to the Goldilocks account. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
1804 | Ubear Eats | 1.2658 | 0.05317 | 79 | 59 | 19 | 1 |
1805 | I'd also like a bag of ice. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
1806 | Okay, and I need a bigger one for papa bear and a smaller one for me. | 1.2658 | 0.06423 | 79 | 63 | 11 | 5 |
1807 | Oh thanks, but no need to put it in a bag. I'll eat it on the way home. | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
1808 | This fish was sold to me dead. | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
1809 | Add some bagels and cream cheese. I got the rest at home. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1810 | Could you wrap that for me? It's an anniversary gift for my wife. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1811 | Some of us millennials are going into hibernation! | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1812 | I think Mom mixed up our lunch bags again! | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1813 | Can you wrap it in the Wall Street Journal? It’s a thank you gift for my broker. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
1814 | And you swear this stays between the two of us, right? | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
1815 | I’d like to return this. It tastes a bit fishy. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
1816 | And how fresh are you? | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
1817 | Without a receipt I can only give you store credit. | 1.2647 | 0.05732 | 102 | 82 | 13 | 7 |
1818 | Do you take Bitcoin? | 1.2647 | 0.05009 | 102 | 78 | 21 | 3 |
1819 | Can I put it on layaway? | 1.2647 | 0.05561 | 102 | 81 | 15 | 6 |
1820 | Relax! I'm off the turf until after lent. | 1.2647 | 0.06827 | 68 | 54 | 10 | 4 |
1821 | I want to return this for a larger size | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
1822 | I never go to Alaska for the salmon spawning season anymore. It's just gotten so commercial. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
1823 | "Well, my fresh is not the same as your fresh." | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
1824 | Wow you've really scaled back your operations | 1.2644 | 0.06428 | 87 | 71 | 9 | 7 |
1825 | I figure it's not worth the effort on my end if you guys will do the work for me. | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
1826 | I was going to order this on Amazon, but I figured I should shop local. | 1.2644 | 0.06428 | 87 | 71 | 9 | 7 |
1827 | I could really use some ice. | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
1828 | I don’t think streaming can ever replace going to the theater. | 1.2642 | 0.05576 | 106 | 85 | 14 | 7 |
1829 | They return to where they come from every year, so I'm bringing it back to you. | 1.2639 | 0.06253 | 72 | 56 | 13 | 3 |
1830 | I forgot my value card...can I give you my phone number? | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
1831 | Can I have fries with that? | 1.2637 | 0.05144 | 91 | 69 | 20 | 2 |
1832 | Do you really want to argue with ME? | 1.2637 | 0.06019 | 91 | 73 | 12 | 6 |
1833 | Thanks for weighing it without the water this time. | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
1834 | Is that GMO Salmon? | 1.2637 | 0.06019 | 91 | 73 | 12 | 6 |
1835 | Do you have that in pink? | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
1836 | Hi,I am here to pick up an order for Hank the Tank,but I think he ordered pizza | 1.2637 | 0.05813 | 91 | 72 | 14 | 5 |
1837 | It smelled bad after three days. | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
1838 | Before my hibernation, I would like to have chips and some honey as well. Carlos Maranhāo São Paulo, Brazil | 1.2636 | 0.05430 | 110 | 88 | 15 | 7 |
1839 | What about a bear wanting to take advantage of a great sale is strange? I don't appreciate your tone. Let me speak with your manager. | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
1840 | ... And two hundred eighty bags of ice. | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
1841 | Don’t bother about a bag—I’ll eat it here. | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
1842 | Is that farmed or stream fresh?” | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
1843 | You can skip the bag and just fling it toward my mouth. | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
1844 | Son, I'm old enough to remember when you had to go down to the river and catch them by hand. | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
1845 | I've always wanted to catch one, are you sure you don't have a green screen? | 1.2632 | 0.05641 | 95 | 75 | 15 | 5 |
1846 | Could you recommend an appropriate wine pairing” | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
1847 | Do you have one that's not speckled? | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
1848 | I generally like my fish when it's caught wild, but I thought it would be interesting to try farmed fish for a change. | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
1849 | Global warming … let me tell you about it …. | 1.2632 | 0.06032 | 76 | 59 | 14 | 3 |
1850 | And then it asked me if I had a moment to discuss my cars extended warranty… | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
1851 | That's salmon,not Arctic char! It's polar opposite to what I asked for. | 1.2632 | 0.06025 | 95 | 77 | 11 | 7 |
1852 | Would you mind adding some ice? I'm on my way to hibernate. | 1.2632 | 0.06316 | 76 | 60 | 12 | 4 |
1853 | But it’s still within Amazon’s 30 day return. | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
1854 | Um, hi ... uh, yeah, I hate to be a bother and everything, but, um, I think I ordered the Sockeye salmon? And I'm pretty sure this is a Coho? So if you could just, you know ... switch that out? That would be great. | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
1855 | Bear with an old bear, I remember the time we used to fish in the river. Yeh, a real river with flowing water. And it was cold. | 1.2626 | 0.05668 | 99 | 79 | 14 | 6 |
1856 | You know, my freezer broke down a while ago. | 1.2626 | 0.04887 | 99 | 75 | 22 | 2 |
1857 | My new diet calls for tropical fish. | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
1858 | If you’d put that on 200,000 tons of ice I’d appreciate it. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
1859 | No, my house melting is an act of man | 1.2625 | 0.06350 | 80 | 64 | 11 | 5 |
1860 | I'll only check it as luggage if there are no inflight meals. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
1861 | It's not dead. It's resting. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
1862 | I actually don’t need a bag for that. | 1.2623 | 0.04478 | 122 | 93 | 26 | 3 |
1863 | Did you make that extra crispy? | 1.2621 | 0.05337 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
1864 | Must I pay or can just take by force? | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
1865 | No, really: I heard if I got them from the Amazon they’d be fresher | 1.2619 | 0.05388 | 84 | 64 | 18 | 2 |
1866 | Was this humanely harvested? | 1.2619 | 0.05896 | 84 | 66 | 14 | 4 |
1867 | My wife's going pescatarian. | 1.2619 | 0.06364 | 84 | 68 | 10 | 6 |
1868 | This is so much easier than trying to catch one with my mouth. | 1.2619 | 0.06364 | 84 | 68 | 10 | 6 |
1869 | Sorry! It’s an Ukranian salmon, No way, you’re putin your paws on it! | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
1870 | But I ordered sushi. | 1.2619 | 0.06135 | 84 | 67 | 12 | 5 |
1871 | Is this freshwater? | 1.2619 | 0.05648 | 84 | 65 | 16 | 3 |
1872 | Could you put that on ice? All of mine melted. | 1.2617 | 0.05529 | 107 | 86 | 14 | 7 |
1873 | Mind if I slap it into the bag ? | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
1874 | You can skip the bagging. | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
1875 | I've only ever eaten fish with the bag on the inside. | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
1876 | Can you put some ice on that? | 1.2614 | 0.05236 | 88 | 67 | 19 | 2 |
1877 | Can you just toss it at me? | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1878 | I would self checkout but I'm a polar bear. | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
1879 | I'll just carry it out. Would you mind throwing it up in the air? | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
1880 | I can see you’ve had a big run on salmon this week. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1881 | The day his mother is coming for dinner and THEY decide to damn the river | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1882 | Honest, I had it with me when I entered the store. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
1883 | May I have foil please | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1884 | You mean it doesn’t come with chips? | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
1885 | Can you also tell me where to get my nails done? | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1886 | It's so hard to find fresh these days. | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
1887 | I usually have them delivered. | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
1888 | Can't believe this is what I have to do to get a fish these days. | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
1889 | Let's just keep this between you and me. | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
1890 | I bought it a few weeks ago, whats your return policy? | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
1891 | It has "farm raised" stamped on the dorsal fin. | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
1892 | The box said "wild caught" but it has that gamey smell like farm raised | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
1893 | You thought I meant fish when I said I was looking for something to eat? | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
1894 | No need to wrap it, trying to save the environment you know. I’ve already lost my home, no thanks to you ! | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
1895 | Would you be so kind as to double bag that for me please? | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
1896 | Handle with care, or you'll sleep with the fishes. | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
1897 | Oh, no bag for me please. Trying to keep my iceberg from shrinking | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
1898 | You know,I really would prefer a home delivery option. | 1.2609 | 0.04856 | 92 | 69 | 22 | 1 |
1899 | Is it net caught? | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1900 | Don't worry about the bag, I'm good. | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1901 | OK... That works for me, didn't you pick up any for yourself? | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1902 | I stopped standing in the river with my mouth wide open after my kids watched "Finding Nemo". | 1.2604 | 0.05782 | 96 | 77 | 13 | 6 |
1903 | We may be polar opposites, but we will demonstrate unity in our support of Ukraine. | 1.2604 | 0.05782 | 96 | 77 | 13 | 6 |
1904 | Thanks, but no. I'm so sick of salmon. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1905 | As you can see, the fish is out of the bag. | 1.2603 | 0.06478 | 73 | 58 | 11 | 4 |
1906 | It's my emotional support animal. | 1.2600 | 0.05617 | 100 | 80 | 14 | 6 |
1907 | I used to catch my own but my arthritis has been acting up | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
1908 | It's farmed. I prefer fresh. | 1.2600 | 0.05049 | 100 | 77 | 20 | 3 |
1909 | Whoa! I ordered a baby seal. | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
1910 | Have you sanitized your hands? | 1.2597 | 0.06243 | 77 | 61 | 12 | 4 |
1911 | Is it fresh or previously frozen? | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
1912 | I’d return the fisherman too, but he’s already been used. | 1.2597 | 0.06511 | 77 | 62 | 10 | 5 |
1913 | Remember: you didn't see me in here. | 1.2597 | 0.05669 | 77 | 59 | 16 | 2 |
1914 | I can't believe I almost forgot our anniversary. | 1.2597 | 0.05963 | 77 | 60 | 14 | 3 |
1915 | I would prefer plastic, actually | 1.2596 | 0.05633 | 104 | 84 | 13 | 7 |
1916 | Bear: "Listen, take the fish back. I can't bear to eat it with that look on its face". | 1.2596 | 0.05465 | 104 | 83 | 15 | 6 |
1917 | Is there a senior discount? | 1.2596 | 0.05465 | 104 | 83 | 15 | 6 |
1918 | I'd like that 'neat,' please----no ice. | 1.2593 | 0.04987 | 108 | 84 | 20 | 4 |
1919 | ...not to go please, I'll be eating it here. | 1.2593 | 0.05158 | 108 | 85 | 18 | 5 |
1920 | I’ll add the teeth marks before I serve it. | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
1921 | I brought my own plastic bag from the ocean. | 1.2593 | 0.05323 | 108 | 86 | 16 | 6 |
1922 | How 'bout I check out your bass | 1.2593 | 0.04987 | 108 | 84 | 20 | 4 |
1923 | Omnivore's Dilemma | 1.2593 | 0.05493 | 81 | 62 | 17 | 2 |
1924 | I’ve been dying to try the farm-raised stuff | 1.2593 | 0.05768 | 81 | 63 | 15 | 3 |
1925 | I guess you could say I’m a pesca-bear-ian. | 1.2593 | 0.06029 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 4 |
1926 | Actually I'll eat that here. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
1927 | I couldn't find the porridge." | 1.2588 | 0.06727 | 85 | 71 | 6 | 8 |
1928 | Could you step back a few feet and throw it toward me? | 1.2584 | 0.05185 | 89 | 68 | 19 | 2 |
1929 | I’m joining The Great Resignation. | 1.2584 | 0.06091 | 89 | 72 | 11 | 6 |
1930 | If any bears ask, I caught this upstream. | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
1931 | Is that locally-sourced, organic, artisanal salmon? | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
1932 | Some of the grizzlies are coming over. | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
1933 | Not Paper or Plastic, I want them back in the river. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
1934 | phishing? | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
1935 | Only one please, because I'm on a diet. | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
1936 | My friends will go crazy how I managed to catch a tuna | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
1937 | This is fresh salmon. You're not gonna get a better price during this inflationary period. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
1938 | I don’t have a fishing license, so this will have to do. | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
1939 | Climate change is becoming rather costly. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
1940 | Instead of a bag could you toss it at my mouth as fast as you can? | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
1941 | I prefer buying in bulk, but my house is shrinking. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1942 | Don't bother with the bag. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
1943 | The kids are learning Mandarin this winter while they sleep. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1944 | Can you put the rushing brook in a jar? | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1945 | Paper please, plastic binds me up. | 1.2574 | 0.05200 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
1946 | Is it farm-raised or wild? | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
1947 | Could I exchange it for the next size? | 1.2574 | 0.05387 | 101 | 80 | 16 | 5 |
1948 | I scratch it up before I get home, the kids can never tell the difference. | 1.2574 | 0.05387 | 101 | 80 | 16 | 5 |
1949 | It’s for a friend…..really. | 1.2571 | 0.05585 | 105 | 85 | 13 | 7 |
1950 | You did say this was a bear market, correct? | 1.2571 | 0.05585 | 105 | 85 | 13 | 7 |
1951 | Could you wrap it in newspaper, please? It’s a gift. | 1.2571 | 0.04885 | 105 | 81 | 21 | 3 |
1952 | Is this wild caught or farmed? | 1.2571 | 0.05069 | 105 | 82 | 19 | 4 |
1953 | '"It's a Bear Market." | 1.2569 | 0.04591 | 109 | 83 | 24 | 2 |
1954 | I'm actually going to eviscerate it here. | 1.2569 | 0.05438 | 109 | 88 | 14 | 7 |
1955 | Actually, can I get that gift-wrapped? | 1.2569 | 0.05742 | 109 | 90 | 10 | 9 |
1956 | Do you do global warming discounts? | 1.2568 | 0.06682 | 74 | 60 | 9 | 5 |
1957 | I'm on a seal-free diet because the ice floes melted. | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
1958 | You’re sure it’s organic wild caught, not GMO, farmed, pre-frozen?? | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
1959 | Skip the bag ,I'll just eat it now. | 1.2568 | 0.05792 | 74 | 57 | 15 | 2 |
1960 | Would you throw in an iceberg with that? | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
1961 | At these prices, I should just go catch it myself. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
1962 | Can I buy now and pay later? | 1.2564 | 0.05300 | 78 | 59 | 18 | 1 |
1963 | Could you keep this refrigerated for me? It is getting a little too warm out there. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
1964 | "What? You don't have plastic anymore? Buggers. Now I'll get fish smell on my car seat." | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
1965 | And throw in that NatGeo video of a rushing river, please. | 1.2564 | 0.05895 | 78 | 61 | 14 | 3 |
1966 | The S&P 500 has nothing to do with me, bag the fish | 1.2564 | 0.05172 | 117 | 94 | 16 | 7 |
1967 | I don’t need a bag; I’ll just ferociously consume it immediately. | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
1968 | There's an exclusion on the coupon? | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
1969 | Just the head, please. | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
1970 | My sushi chef is on vacation. | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
1971 | Is this farm raised or wild? | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
1972 | Farm raised but don't tell anyone, ok? | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
1973 | The prices are outrageous, but thank goodness for the global supply chain. | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
1974 | Bagging that will create more of a problem than a solution. | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
1975 | I just wanted something easy tonight. | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
1976 | I hear you but it’s just more convenient this way. | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
1977 | I’m retired, just can’t bear the thought of fishing. | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
1978 | Save a tree, I’ll eat it here. | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
1979 | Steep, yes but it's wild caught and flash frozen | 1.2561 | 0.04850 | 82 | 61 | 21 | 0 |
1980 | Do you have one that brings with it the taste stimulating scent of a mountain stream? | 1.2561 | 0.05151 | 82 | 62 | 19 | 1 |
1981 | Can you wrap it for me as well...maybe something in newspaper? | 1.2560 | 0.04806 | 125 | 99 | 20 | 6 |
1982 | Does that one sing like the one my brother has on his wall? | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
1983 | Can you wrap this up and send it to my ex-wife? | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
1984 | Throw it into my mouth - let's all pretend we aren't dead inside. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
1985 | Just to let you know... There's no more honey. | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
1986 | Excuse me, how much for that wild Alaskan salmon? | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
1987 | Farm to table is much easier. | 1.2558 | 0.06230 | 86 | 70 | 10 | 6 |
1988 | He's a rescue fish. But honestly, I think he rescued me. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
1989 | No plastic bag for me, please. Going straight back to the ocean. | 1.2558 | 0.06230 | 86 | 70 | 10 | 6 |
1990 | This would have been way easier if you store used Uber Eats. | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
1991 | I'll need you to pack that with some ice. | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
1992 | These prices will have me back to catching them myself. | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
1993 | If it's from Russia, forget it. | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
1994 | Do you sell bagels and cream cheese too? | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
1995 | I thought it would come smoked. | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
1996 | I just started the keto diet— wish me luck | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
1997 | Do you accept crypto? | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
1998 | If you’d told me about this place sooner, I wouldn’t have broken into your house to eat your garbage. | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
1999 | Do you know if the salmon is farm-raised or wild? | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2000 | I like fish, but this fish was a little too much of a fishy fish, you know? | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2001 | Skip the bag, I’ll eat it here. | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
2002 | Perfect! So much easier nicer than fighting the crowds. | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2003 | Do you have a plastic fork? | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2004 | Can I get that filleted, please? | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2005 | Can you verify this is wild-caught? | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
2006 | I mean… I grew up in this neighborhood and I barely recognize it these days. | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
2007 | My new normal is eating people but I’m having a nostalgic yen today. | 1.2551 | 0.05676 | 98 | 79 | 13 | 6 |
2008 | I just love that farm raised salmon. | 1.2551 | 0.04658 | 98 | 74 | 23 | 1 |
2009 | You don't act so surprised when you see a yellow bear walk out with a jar of honey. | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
2010 | I'm here for my pick up order. Name is Ella. | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
2011 | Can it be gift wrapped? | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
2012 | I used to feel so guilty, but honestly, they can't tell the difference between store bought and home caught. | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
2013 | Its just got to tide me over until spring. | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
2014 | Could you put it in a bigger bag? I don't want my husband to see it. He hates take-out. | 1.2547 | 0.05537 | 106 | 86 | 13 | 7 |
2015 | Who can afford wild-caught these days? | 1.2547 | 0.04655 | 106 | 81 | 23 | 2 |
2016 | It's a gift...can you wrap it? | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
2017 | Forget the fish! What are you doing after work? | 1.2540 | 0.07494 | 63 | 52 | 6 | 5 |
2018 | Well, you look delici...I mean delightful. | 1.2537 | 0.05763 | 67 | 51 | 15 | 1 |
2019 | Oh I don't need a bag but could you toss it in the air? | 1.2537 | 0.06501 | 67 | 53 | 11 | 3 |
2020 | Yup..., I have been on the pescatarian diet since birth | 1.2537 | 0.05356 | 67 | 50 | 17 | 0 |
2021 | Wear gloves, please. I don't like bare hands. | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2022 | Shouldn't it be fried first? | 1.2535 | 0.06567 | 71 | 57 | 10 | 4 |
2023 | It is for my son at the Seattle Zoo! | 1.2535 | 0.06867 | 71 | 58 | 8 | 5 |
2024 | I used to catch them with my bear hands. Get it? Bear hands! | 1.2535 | 0.05923 | 71 | 55 | 14 | 2 |
2025 | Actually, I couldn’t find the honey. | 1.2535 | 0.06867 | 71 | 58 | 8 | 5 |
2026 | I did eat three at the bin, ok? | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2027 | Sir, is this wild-caught? | 1.2533 | 0.05724 | 75 | 58 | 15 | 2 |
2028 | The salmon run just ain’t what it used to be. | 1.2533 | 0.06031 | 75 | 59 | 13 | 3 |
2029 | It's even better without the rice, wasabi and soy sauce. | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
2030 | eSushi grade, smooshie grade. It's for gefilte fish. | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
2031 | I'm a gatherer, not a hunter. | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
2032 | No bag, please. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2033 | Don't mind me. I'll just pay for this upstream. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2034 | But is it fresh, free range, organic wild sourced vegan hormone and antibiotic free, no additives or preservatives, and PETA approved? | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2035 | My friends tried to eat him. His name is Doug. Take care of him. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2036 | Now that I am back in the office, I just can't find the time to catch my own anymore. | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2037 | No bag, thanks. | 1.2530 | 0.05098 | 83 | 63 | 19 | 1 |
2038 | Do you take paw pay? | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
2039 | Does this come in a larger size? | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2040 | Its her birthday. I suppose you have a better idea? | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
2041 | I usually like to stock up when I’m streaming. | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2042 | It's a shame you don't carry wild. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2043 | And how many bags of ice do you have left? | 1.2529 | 0.05944 | 87 | 70 | 12 | 5 |
2044 | I don't need a bag, thank you. Can you please just throw it at my mouth? | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2045 | I didn't quite catch that. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2046 | It’s wild-caught, right? | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2047 | You know, 'Give a bear a fish,' etcetera." | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2048 | No need to bag it - it's fast food! | 1.2529 | 0.06165 | 87 | 71 | 10 | 6 |
2049 | I'm going to pair it with a fine Rose from the south of France. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2050 | Do you want it in the bag or...? | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
2051 | Is it farmed or fresh? | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2052 | And you say it's guaranteed to spawn? | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2053 | Are you sure this salmon was wild caught and sustainably harvested from a pure water source? | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2054 | Can you take the bones out ? | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
2055 | Did I win the fishing contest? | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2056 | Lent Season | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2057 | My wife said to catch a salmon from the river. If you see her, I was never here. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2058 | The river was too far. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2059 | I only eat organic naturally caught fish. This is clearly farm raised. | 1.2527 | 0.04840 | 91 | 69 | 21 | 1 |
2060 | You're sure it's fresh caught? I have an image to uphold. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
2061 | This is fresh, never frozen, right? | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
2062 | That's ok. I'll eat it here. Now. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
2063 | CLERK: The best I can do is five dollars. CUSTOMER: What if I told you I caught it with my bare hands? | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
2064 | My friend here is looking for a bicycle. | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
2065 | Can I have 150 of these 3-D printed by Thursday? | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
2066 | What do you mean this is nonrefundable? | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
2067 | Is it fresh,line caught, and sustainable? | 1.2526 | 0.06165 | 95 | 79 | 8 | 8 |
2068 | It's the show up trophy for my son's salmon catching team. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
2069 | Can I get it pan-fried? | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
2070 | That's okay. Would you mind throwing it into my mouth? | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
2071 | No need for a bag. I am going to eat it in the car. | 1.2525 | 0.05438 | 99 | 79 | 15 | 5 |
2072 | It can’t be wild-caught -- it has no claw or bite marks! | 1.2525 | 0.05624 | 99 | 80 | 13 | 6 |
2073 | Where polar bears go when they lose their habitat. | 1.2524 | 0.05293 | 103 | 82 | 16 | 5 |
2074 | Can you filet that for me, honey? | 1.2524 | 0.04921 | 103 | 80 | 20 | 3 |
2075 | Could I get a bagel and some cream cheese with that? | 1.2523 | 0.05490 | 107 | 87 | 13 | 7 |
2076 | What do you mean you don't barter? | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
2077 | Would you please clean that for me. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
2078 | I'm kind of between residences so no take out for me, Bob--just a light supper over in Frozen Foods. | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
2079 | Do you have one with a little tale action ? | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2080 | Locally sourced, I presume. | 1.2522 | 0.04251 | 115 | 87 | 27 | 1 |
2081 | How well stocked is your dumpster? | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2082 | Paper please...plain, brown, no markings or logos. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2083 | Damn river's freezing and fished out - just bag it and don't judge. | 1.2500 | 0.04795 | 92 | 70 | 21 | 1 |
2084 | These supply chain issues... | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
2085 | Could you add teeth-marks and blood? It's for a dinner party. | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2086 | An apple would have done fine | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2087 | Where do you keep the ice cream? | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
2088 | There is an extra $5 in it for you if you tell my wife I caught it. | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2089 | Well, I couldn’t come home empty handed. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2090 | Lots of ice please!" | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2091 | I'm a zoo release. Don't know how to fish. | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2092 | I forgot it was Veganuary. | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
2093 | Excuse me, I'll eat it here... | 1.2500 | 0.04301 | 112 | 85 | 26 | 1 |
2094 | Just give me the fish, and nobody gets hurt! | 1.2500 | 0.06077 | 84 | 68 | 11 | 5 |
2095 | Oh, and a bay of ice. | 1.2500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 81 | 13 | 6 |
2096 | It was a gift. I have tons. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2097 | No need to wrap that up. I'll take it to go. | 1.2500 | 0.05186 | 80 | 61 | 18 | 1 |
2098 | Could you toss it in the fountain out front so I can pretend to catch it? | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2099 | Do you have this in a larger size? | 1.2500 | 0.06101 | 88 | 72 | 10 | 6 |
2100 | Roof grruggle brrrip hrrghh!! | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
2101 | If it weren't for the seals, I wouldn't have to settle for mackerel. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2102 | I might be a lost polar bear but I can tell you that this is not artic salmon! | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
2103 | This seems like a nice plaice. | 1.2500 | 0.04944 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
2104 | Can you ship this to my mother in Florida, in one day ? | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2105 | This one's defective - it only swims downstream. | 1.2500 | 0.06786 | 76 | 63 | 7 | 6 |
2106 | Snacks from the bear market. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2107 | I'm giving up eating...you...for Lent. | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
2108 | I prefer fresh frozen to fresh farmed. | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
2109 | Can I play with it first? | 1.2500 | 0.06289 | 80 | 65 | 10 | 5 |
2110 | Teach a bear to scare a man who sells fish... | 1.2500 | 0.04944 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
2111 | And can I get some ice with that? | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
2112 | You can keep the scales. | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
2113 | Paper please, and a little salt. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2114 | I'd catch it myself, but---dam! | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2115 | Don't you have any newspaper? | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2116 | Good I talk to your manager? Maybe John Kerry? | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
2117 | Its either this or some stupid hunter | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
2118 | No, I didn't see a bar code. He jumped out of the water fountain when I stopped to drink. | 1.2500 | 0.06101 | 88 | 72 | 10 | 6 |
2119 | Could you please wrap that in a newspaper? | 1.2500 | 0.05186 | 80 | 61 | 18 | 1 |
2120 | No condiments please, I'm going to eat it bear. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2121 | And two cans of tangy pepper spray please. | 1.2500 | 0.04683 | 96 | 73 | 22 | 1 |
2122 | No, sorry, I don't have anything smaller. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2123 | Can I also get a large bag of ice? | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2124 | I specifically ordered upstream! | 1.2500 | 0.06077 | 84 | 68 | 11 | 5 |
2125 | I prefer catfish. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
2126 | But it was fresh when I went to bed. | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2127 | Could you gift wrap it? | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
2128 | Do you accept the Amex Cod? | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2129 | I hope it's not farmed, because I can't seem to find any in Alaska. | 1.2500 | 0.04795 | 92 | 70 | 21 | 1 |
2130 | I used to fish and get cold and wet. This way is much easier. | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
2131 | I never was very good fishing in those cold rivers. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
2132 | Don't forget to include extra wasabi. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
2133 | The catching fish by the waterfall? That’s just for the tourists. | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2134 | Life is too short to fish. | 1.2500 | 0.05960 | 76 | 60 | 13 | 3 |
2135 | "I just got tired of those thieving bald eagles!" | 1.2500 | 0.04911 | 96 | 74 | 20 | 2 |
2136 | I'm sure I ordered it filleted . | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
2137 | No thanks,I'll eat it on the way out. | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
2138 | Would you mind packing it ice for me? A lot of ice. | 1.2500 | 0.06101 | 88 | 72 | 10 | 6 |
2139 | Just toss it up in the air and I'll snag it. | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2140 | Actually, if you don't mind, I won't need the bag. I'll just carry it out in my mouth. | 1.2500 | 0.05175 | 88 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
2141 | Did you include the capers and dill? | 1.2500 | 0.06289 | 80 | 65 | 10 | 5 |
2142 | I'm an endangered species...did you seriously just ask "paper or plastic?!" | 1.2500 | 0.06523 | 76 | 62 | 9 | 5 |
2143 | It's my weekly treat during retirement. | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
2144 | If you’ve a sink in your washroom I’ll just eat it here? | 1.2500 | 0.05893 | 64 | 49 | 14 | 1 |
2145 | No bag, thank you. I’m just going to rip it to shreds and devour it here. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
2146 | Salt and water on a side, please. | 1.2500 | 0.05851 | 72 | 56 | 14 | 2 |
2147 | No need to wrap it. I’m famished. | 1.2500 | 0.06749 | 68 | 55 | 9 | 4 |
2148 | I get the discount for endangered species. | 1.2500 | 0.06176 | 72 | 57 | 12 | 3 |
2149 | ‘Do you want me to leave this out of the bag?’ | 1.2500 | 0.05764 | 80 | 63 | 14 | 3 |
2150 | Actually, I’d prefer plastic. | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
2151 | Can I prepare it like walrus? | 1.2500 | 0.06077 | 84 | 68 | 11 | 5 |
2152 | No that’s MY lunch. The ad said you were hiring an Animal Assistant! | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
2153 | No bag. Just toss it toward my gaping mouth. | 1.2475 | 0.05523 | 101 | 82 | 13 | 6 |
2154 | No bag, thanks. I’m going to eat that right now for a little nosh. | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
2155 | My kids decided to go vegan as well. Please refund. | 1.2475 | 0.05523 | 101 | 82 | 13 | 6 |
2156 | Just hit paws | 1.2475 | 0.05523 | 101 | 82 | 13 | 6 |
2157 | If you think this is unlikely, steer clear of the men’s room. | 1.2475 | 0.05341 | 101 | 81 | 15 | 5 |
2158 | Oh... and can you remove the price tag. | 1.2474 | 0.05490 | 97 | 78 | 14 | 5 |
2159 | Hank was hogging all the fish. | 1.2474 | 0.04867 | 97 | 75 | 20 | 2 |
2160 | No, I do not need any prep ideas. | 1.2474 | 0.05490 | 97 | 78 | 14 | 5 |
2161 | I m a fish out of water My wife and I are in hibernation | 1.2474 | 0.05290 | 97 | 77 | 16 | 4 |
2162 | Do you really sell a pastry named “Bear Claws”? | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
2163 | Excuse me. Is that wild or domesticated salmon? | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
2164 | I don’t a bag, thanks. Just pop it in my mouth. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
2165 | Technically, I should be getting the "wild caught" salmon price. | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
2166 | No bag please, I want to tell the wife I caught it with my bear hands | 1.2473 | 0.05853 | 93 | 76 | 11 | 6 |
2167 | Take-out beats slaving over a cold ice floe all day! | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
2168 | Streams make me itch. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
2169 | You can skip the bag. Let's not melt those icebergs! | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2170 | Would you please batter & deep fry this please? Much better than fresh from the stream. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2171 | Can you break that into 20 herrings? | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2172 | I wanted to send her something very special. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2173 | I choose paper, to protect the environment. | 1.2472 | 0.04868 | 89 | 68 | 20 | 1 |
2174 | Did you give me my endangered species discount? | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2175 | Is that salmon from Alaska? | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2176 | Do you accept MasterCarp? | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2177 | And if a National Geographic photographer comes nosing around asking questions, you never saw me. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2178 | This is easier than chasing it upstream during spawn season. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2179 | Can you trust me till tomorrow? | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2180 | Can you pack it with some river water? I want everyone to think that I caught it. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2181 | That’s right, bears do shop in the woods. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2182 | Is it fresh? | 1.2471 | 0.04995 | 85 | 65 | 19 | 1 |
2183 | Is that locally caught? | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2184 | And if you don’t take salmon for payment, I can just as easily maul you. | 1.2471 | 0.06013 | 85 | 69 | 11 | 5 |
2185 | I can't believe I had to come all the way here to find one | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2186 | No bag. I’ll eat it in the car. | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2187 | Amazon doesn't deliver to the Arctic Circle. | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2188 | Would it be too much to ask you to crouch down in a tub of cold water and throw it up in the air? | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2189 | That's wild, right? I can't eat farm raised. | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2190 | It’s like the old adage: ‘If you teach a polar bear to shop for fish, you feed him for a lifetime.’ | 1.2471 | 0.04995 | 85 | 65 | 19 | 1 |
2191 | Since when am I not allowed a carrion bag? | 1.2469 | 0.05131 | 81 | 62 | 18 | 1 |
2192 | Do you take berries? | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2193 | With climate change it’s just easier to come all they way downstream. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2194 | It's a gift for my honey. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2195 | This isn't one of those fish that smell "fishy," is it? | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2196 | Could you suggest a good recipe for this ? | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2197 | I need to replace this for a bigger size. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2198 | Is drone delivery available for these yet? | 1.2469 | 0.06219 | 81 | 66 | 10 | 5 |
2199 | Actually, I'll just carry it out in my mouth. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2200 | Look,I toss it in the river,wait upstream,and nothing happens. Can I at least get store credit? | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2201 | I barely know how sales work but this looks a little fishy.” Mariah Nolting, Logan, I | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2202 | Just the bear essentials. | 1.2469 | 0.06219 | 81 | 66 | 10 | 5 |
2203 | Would it be possible to wrap that in a pizza? | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2204 | Don't you have any live fish ? This one's already dead ? | 1.2468 | 0.05594 | 77 | 60 | 15 | 2 |
2205 | The bag won't be necessary - I'll carry the fish in my mouth. | 1.2468 | 0.04945 | 77 | 58 | 19 | 0 |
2206 | Are you sure it's gluten free? | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2207 | Is that farm-raised or stream-sourced? | 1.2468 | 0.05280 | 77 | 59 | 17 | 1 |
2208 | Humanely raised, right? | 1.2468 | 0.05891 | 77 | 61 | 13 | 3 |
2209 | And I don’t want it “to go”. | 1.2468 | 0.06175 | 77 | 62 | 11 | 4 |
2210 | Sir, I said you can pay by CARD | 1.2466 | 0.06405 | 73 | 59 | 10 | 4 |
2211 | Can I return this without a receipt? | 1.2466 | 0.05780 | 73 | 57 | 14 | 2 |
2212 | I prefer red meat but my wife has us on this fish diet. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2213 | Can you check the price please? This one didn't have a bearcode. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2214 | Can’t bear fishing anymore | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2215 | They said going through trash and breaking into cars is unacceptable, so I thought "what the hay. I'll do as the natives do. You have a very nice selection by the way." | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2216 | I've become a veget-bearian. Have you got anything plant based? | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2217 | Is gift wrapping available? | 1.2464 | 0.05986 | 69 | 54 | 13 | 2 |
2218 | It's not what you think. I just finished hibernating. | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2219 | Could you box it... it's for a gift | 1.2464 | 0.06332 | 69 | 55 | 11 | 3 |
2220 | I'm going keto. | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
2221 | No bag, just throw it | 1.2455 | 0.05196 | 110 | 89 | 15 | 6 |
2222 | I don't need a bag. I'm going to snack on it on my way to the woods | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
2223 | Rather than in-store pick up, I prefer the self-serve streaming service. | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
2224 | Is it? Good. I’m hosting a party and it’s very important that it’s ‘wild-caught.’ | 1.2453 | 0.05330 | 106 | 86 | 14 | 6 |
2225 | It was dead when I bought it. | 1.2453 | 0.05496 | 106 | 87 | 12 | 7 |
2226 | Could I get the fish to go? | 1.2451 | 0.05294 | 102 | 82 | 15 | 5 |
2227 | Of course I'd like to donate my change the Save Arctic Seafood Foundation! | 1.2451 | 0.05474 | 102 | 83 | 13 | 6 |
2228 | OK comrade, if you won't sell me the fish because of the sanctions, can I at least wear the bag over my head? | 1.2451 | 0.05294 | 102 | 82 | 15 | 5 |
2229 | I smelled that salmon 6 blocks from here, but I'm not sure if that's good or bad. | 1.2451 | 0.05474 | 102 | 83 | 13 | 6 |
2230 | I have a coupon for that | 1.2451 | 0.05294 | 102 | 82 | 15 | 5 |
2231 | Just toss it up in the air and I’ll grab it and go. | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
2232 | My arthritis flares up when I stand in cold streams. | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
2233 | Well we’re still doing optional work from home so I’m taking advantage… | 1.2449 | 0.05439 | 98 | 79 | 14 | 5 |
2234 | I'm new to the area. So glad I found a place that sells what I used to be able to source myself. | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
2235 | Can you . . . can you gift wrap it? | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
2236 | I think that's the one that got away on me. | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
2237 | What? It's hard to catch them on your own... | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2238 | Oh,neither; the kids are after me to avoid recyclables | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2239 | During Covid, you delivered right to my cave. | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2240 | The river is so polluted lately, is this one from a fish farm? | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
2241 | Would that be farm-raised or wild-caught? | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
2242 | I eat what I catch and don't need any bag!" Cal Bellamy, Munster, I | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
2243 | I didn't order sushi. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2244 | Mouth. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2245 | Can you put in ice? I have a long journey home. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2246 | No fish - Just the ice, please! | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2247 | I’d like to exchange this for the sea lion, please. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2248 | It was a gift, I’m vegan. | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2249 | To stay or to go? | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2250 | You might want to scan that twice. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2251 | Remember that guy up in Alaska and his girlfriend? Let's just call that one on-the-house, shall we? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2252 | I'm also farm-raised these days. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2253 | It's unopened in its original packaging. | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2254 | You tell people you're a pescatarian and they all bring the same wedding gift | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
2255 | Do you take cold, hard cash? | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2256 | No bag. I’m going to eat it now. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2257 | Can I have my fish in a cooler instead? | 1.2442 | 0.04945 | 86 | 66 | 19 | 1 |
2258 | I just tell them it's wild caught | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2259 | No need to bag it. It’s better for the environment if I eat it here. | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2260 | These are harder to find in the wild. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2261 | Are the eggs extra? | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2262 | It's pre-dipped in honey, yes? | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2263 | It was a gift. I really prefer berries. | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
2264 | No fries. | 1.2442 | 0.04945 | 86 | 66 | 19 | 1 |
2265 | Don’t tell anyone I got it here | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2266 | Excuse me sir,what isle are the white claws on? | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2267 | No bag –what's the claw and carry price? | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2268 | You wouldn't happen to have a barrel instead of a bag,would you? | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
2269 | I know it was BOGO but I snacked while I shopped. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2270 | Oh, I've been using the curbside pickup. | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
2271 | Don't tell my wife, she thinks I've been fishing all day. | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2272 | I just got my nails done. | 1.2442 | 0.06175 | 86 | 71 | 9 | 6 |
2273 | I said plastic | 1.2439 | 0.06390 | 82 | 68 | 8 | 6 |
2274 | You can’t get fresh fish where I’m going to. | 1.2439 | 0.05077 | 82 | 63 | 18 | 1 |
2275 | Is it fresh from spawning? | 1.2439 | 0.04771 | 82 | 62 | 20 | 0 |
2276 | No need for a bag. I'll swallow it here." | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2277 | I’m actually Vegan, it’s for my husband. | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2278 | Do you ship to ice floes? | 1.2439 | 0.05077 | 82 | 63 | 18 | 1 |
2279 | I’m just here for the bear necessities. | 1.2439 | 0.06390 | 82 | 68 | 8 | 6 |
2280 | Now, throw it up in the air. | 1.2436 | 0.06370 | 78 | 64 | 9 | 5 |
2281 | I'm sorry but my wallet fell in when the ground under me melted. | 1.2436 | 0.06370 | 78 | 64 | 9 | 5 |
2282 | Are you sure this is fresh? I don't want her getting suspicious. | 1.2436 | 0.06370 | 78 | 64 | 9 | 5 |
2283 | I like to suck on it while I sleep for the next three months. | 1.2436 | 0.05824 | 78 | 62 | 13 | 3 |
2284 | Can you just feed it to me here? | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2285 | Have you been to the Arctic in March? | 1.2436 | 0.05221 | 78 | 60 | 17 | 1 |
2286 | I don't want paper or plastic. | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2287 | It's not for me,my wife is a pescatarian. | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2288 | No need to bag that, I'm going to eat it in the car on the way home, while it is fresh. | 1.2436 | 0.05531 | 78 | 61 | 15 | 2 |
2289 | I like that you use paper bags. | 1.2436 | 0.05221 | 78 | 60 | 17 | 1 |
2290 | It’s valuable currency where I come from. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2291 | Is that wild or farm raised salmon? | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2292 | Could I get that double-bagged? | 1.2432 | 0.06327 | 74 | 60 | 10 | 4 |
2293 | I'd like to see something in a wild salmon, please | 1.2432 | 0.06613 | 74 | 61 | 8 | 5 |
2294 | Sure. Whatever. I know the benefits of wild-caught. | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2295 | Yeah, the whole crew is coming over Saturday. How about delivering ants on a log with a side of bee hives? | 1.2432 | 0.05154 | 111 | 90 | 15 | 6 |
2296 | Gift-wrapped, please. | 1.2432 | 0.06027 | 74 | 59 | 12 | 3 |
2297 | Is it wild or farm raised? | 1.2432 | 0.05711 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2298 | I asked for wild. This is farmed. | 1.2430 | 0.05116 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
2299 | How is my total $274? | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
2300 | I've kept this a secret for years! | 1.2429 | 0.05910 | 70 | 55 | 13 | 2 |
2301 | Can you just deliver that to my den ? | 1.2429 | 0.05162 | 70 | 53 | 17 | 0 |
2302 | May I have a slew of vinegar, tartar sauce and napkins, please? Oh, and your largest toothpick… | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
2303 | The package was supposed to include a dozen bear claws. | 1.2429 | 0.06251 | 70 | 56 | 11 | 3 |
2304 | Do you know if this was “wild caught”? I’m on a paleo diet. | 1.2429 | 0.06574 | 70 | 57 | 9 | 4 |
2305 | I would, but I'd have to get my feet wet. | 1.2429 | 0.07176 | 70 | 59 | 5 | 6 |
2306 | It really makes a great mid-hibernation snack. | 1.2429 | 0.06574 | 70 | 57 | 9 | 4 |
2307 | Was this free-caught? | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
2308 | Do I s#!t in the woods? OF COURSE I want it! | 1.2427 | 0.05426 | 103 | 84 | 13 | 6 |
2309 | Is the freezer bag recyclable? | 1.2424 | 0.04782 | 99 | 77 | 20 | 2 |
2310 | You say it's fresh? Some of my teeth are missing, so that's important. | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
2311 | No no! put the bag in the fish, like they serve them in the ocean! | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
2312 | I just prefer farm raised. | 1.2424 | 0.04782 | 99 | 77 | 20 | 2 |
2313 | Skip the bag - just put it in my mouth. | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
2314 | You'll love my sushi bar! | 1.2421 | 0.04665 | 95 | 73 | 21 | 1 |
2315 | You accept BitCoin? | 1.2421 | 0.05337 | 95 | 76 | 15 | 4 |
2316 | Can I get on your frequent customer list ? | 1.2421 | 0.04899 | 95 | 74 | 19 | 2 |
2317 | How about a senior discount for an old bear who can't fish any more? | 1.2419 | 0.06777 | 62 | 50 | 9 | 3 |
2318 | Save the bag. I'll just eat it here. | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2319 | I just want to see how the other half lives. | 1.2418 | 0.05025 | 91 | 71 | 18 | 2 |
2320 | I'm going to mount it, not eat it | 1.2418 | 0.06121 | 91 | 76 | 8 | 7 |
2321 | Instead of paper, can you put that in a pic-a-nic basket? | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2322 | Oh don't bother bagging it,I'm going to eat it in the parking lot. | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
2323 | Don't you have something that's not on the endangered species list? | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2324 | No bag, thanks. You can just stick it in my mouth, | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2325 | No, just toss it in the air in front of me, and I'll bag it myself. | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
2326 | Doctor, I am the Great Clown Pagliacci. | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2327 | I eat only whole foods. | 1.2418 | 0.05025 | 91 | 71 | 18 | 2 |
2328 | Oh, you can keep the bag, I’m gonna eat it on the bus. Thanks! | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2329 | Sometimes you just don’t want to stick your bear behind into a frigid mountain stream ! | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2330 | Can you actually just put it in my mouth? | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2331 | Do you take 'I will not eat you right now? | 1.2414 | 0.06533 | 87 | 74 | 5 | 8 |
2332 | I know it's farm raised but who has the time to keep going down to the river. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2333 | Cashier cashier what do you see I see a polar bear out to get me | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2334 | Can I get the Global Warming discount please | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2335 | After the video of me breaking in went viral last month, some people reached out to help me integrate in human civilization. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2336 | No need to bag it; I will eat it right here! | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2337 | I’ll just eat it here | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
2338 | Midnight munchies. | 1.2411 | 0.05112 | 112 | 91 | 15 | 6 |
2339 | Is that fresh? I really prefer fresh. | 1.2410 | 0.06083 | 83 | 68 | 10 | 5 |
2340 | You know I can't hibernate when there's a discount. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2341 | And what would I do with a bag? | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2342 | "This is a lot easier than standing in a cold river hoping to catch one." | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2343 | You've got your finger on the scale. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2344 | My mom says I’m not getting enough fish. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2345 | I can't bear hunting. | 1.2410 | 0.06083 | 83 | 68 | 10 | 5 |
2346 | Where do I swipe to pay? | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2347 | Actually, I just changed my mind. I'd rather eat you. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2348 | Honestly, I’d rather be fishing. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2349 | I need some ice with that. There's none at home anymore. | 1.2410 | 0.06083 | 83 | 68 | 10 | 5 |
2350 | No need for the bag, I caught him with my bear hands. | 1.2407 | 0.05073 | 108 | 87 | 16 | 5 |
2351 | My wife says that they taste best with the head on. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2352 | I need a good wine to go with that - any recommendations ? | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2353 | Don’t need a bag. I brought me. | 1.2405 | 0.05164 | 79 | 61 | 17 | 1 |
2354 | My doctor's put me on a seafood diet | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2355 | I couldn't catch a tossed ball with a catcher's mitt. | 1.2405 | 0.06297 | 79 | 65 | 9 | 5 |
2356 | May I have a receipt for the gift cod? | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2357 | Would you mind mounting it for me? | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2358 | Sure, easy for you. We invented streaming ! | 1.2404 | 0.04633 | 104 | 81 | 21 | 2 |
2359 | The salmon run is just too crowded this year. | 1.2404 | 0.04633 | 104 | 81 | 21 | 2 |
2360 | I will take that - no need to put it in a bag. | 1.2404 | 0.04633 | 104 | 81 | 21 | 2 |
2361 | Oy vey, this is an express lane? I was hibernating already. | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
2362 | Um, yeah. This is obviously farmed, but the sign said caught this morning. | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
2363 | Throw it to me first. I want to truthfully say, "I caught it." | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
2364 | I'm farm-raised. | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
2365 | But the ad said it was returnable. | 1.2400 | 0.06532 | 75 | 62 | 8 | 5 |
2366 | Do you gift wrap? My boss has a birthday in two weeks. | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
2367 | Could you possibly spare some ice, mine has all melted. | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
2368 | I need some ice also. A lot of ice. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2369 | Prime was late on the delivery. And it's not wild caught anyway. | 1.2400 | 0.06250 | 75 | 61 | 10 | 4 |
2370 | I prefer wild caught but I’m in a hurry. | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
2371 | this salmon was wild caught -- but was the bait non GMO? | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
2372 | Let's share; I insist. | 1.2400 | 0.05955 | 75 | 60 | 12 | 3 |
2373 | DON’T BOTHER TO WRAP IT. I’LL TAKE IT TO GO! | 1.2400 | 0.05315 | 75 | 58 | 16 | 1 |
2374 | The hunt was really taking a toll on me | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2375 | Oh I don’t need a bag. Can you throw it straight into my mouth? | 1.2400 | 0.05644 | 75 | 59 | 14 | 2 |
2376 | Normally I'd catch these myself, but the comments on those bear-cam websites have been so fat-phobic lately. | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
2377 | How do you know that one is, "just right," for me? | 1.2396 | 0.04854 | 96 | 75 | 19 | 2 |
2378 | Do you accept coupons? | 1.2396 | 0.04854 | 96 | 75 | 19 | 2 |
2379 | I'm terrible with icebreakers. | 1.2396 | 0.04854 | 96 | 75 | 19 | 2 |
2380 | I can't control my body anymore these days. I can never tell if I'm about to hibernate or if I'm just overeating. | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
2381 | « I usually eat it shaken over ice » | 1.2394 | 0.06489 | 71 | 58 | 9 | 4 |
2382 | Can you take off the price tag? I told my husband I was heading to the spawning grounds. | 1.2394 | 0.06489 | 71 | 58 | 9 | 4 |
2383 | Does that come with fries? | 1.2394 | 0.06172 | 71 | 57 | 11 | 3 |
2384 | It’s wild-bought.” | 1.2394 | 0.05836 | 71 | 56 | 13 | 2 |
2385 | Is this free-range? | 1.2394 | 0.05481 | 71 | 55 | 15 | 1 |
2386 | Teach a bear to shop... | 1.2394 | 0.05481 | 71 | 55 | 15 | 1 |
2387 | There’s nothing wrong with it it’s just a little less “upstream” than I’d like | 1.2394 | 0.05481 | 71 | 55 | 15 | 1 |
2388 | Do you need a bag? | 1.2393 | 0.05242 | 117 | 97 | 12 | 8 |
2389 | Cash or Credit, sir?" "Brrrrrregh | 1.2391 | 0.04977 | 92 | 72 | 18 | 2 |
2390 | How many coupons do you accept? | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
2391 | Can't tell you how hard it is to find a good fishmonger these days. | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
2392 | I am returning this item because it smells fishy. | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
2393 | Plastic keeps that “just-caught” taste, if you don’t mind. | 1.2391 | 0.04471 | 92 | 70 | 22 | 0 |
2394 | My husband swears he can't taste the difference. | 1.2391 | 0.05212 | 92 | 73 | 16 | 3 |
2395 | It’s supposed to be two for $5.79. | 1.2391 | 0.04977 | 92 | 72 | 18 | 2 |
2396 | I appreciate your help, but I miss the old business model. | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
2397 | Did you know that too much red meat isn’t good for you? | 1.2388 | 0.06049 | 67 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
2398 | I need this for my salmon-moose recipe. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2399 | I don’t need a bag. | 1.2386 | 0.04570 | 88 | 67 | 21 | 0 |
2400 | It’s not for me. It’s for my wife. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2401 | I love the self-serve department | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2402 | No bag, please. Maybe you could just throw it into my mouth? | 1.2386 | 0.04847 | 88 | 68 | 19 | 1 |
2403 | Y'know, it digests better when you scratch, stretch, and roar right after gulping it down. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2404 | Trade you for two ringed seals and half a snow shoe. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2405 | So I was surprised you don't carry capers. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2406 | Skip the bag. I'll take it Al fresco. The bag is too much fiber... | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2407 | I feel like a fish out of water. | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
2408 | Are you sure that the fish is free from Covid? | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2409 | Oh sweetie you just wait, I haven't had "wild caught" since we were dating. | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
2410 | My wife said I should cut back before hibernation | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
2411 | I know it's unusual, but I just prefer farm-raised. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2412 | Do you have a nice wine to pair with it? | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2413 | I’d like it gift-wrapped. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2414 | Salmon inflation? But I'm a bear. | 1.2381 | 0.06680 | 63 | 51 | 9 | 3 |
2415 | After three days it started to smell bad. | 1.2381 | 0.06250 | 84 | 70 | 8 | 6 |
2416 | My regular fishing spot is now a carpark. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2417 | Bearing in mind climate change keep the paper bag I'll eat the Mackerel on the sled. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2418 | $15- what’s the catch? | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2419 | I like ‘em extra smelly. | 1.2376 | 0.05293 | 101 | 82 | 14 | 5 |
2420 | My gift for you working to save our environment. | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
2421 | My name's Hank The Tank. Don't bother wrapping it, I'll eat it here. | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
2422 | I'll just carry it out in my mouth. | 1.2376 | 0.05477 | 101 | 83 | 12 | 6 |
2423 | Is this salmon sushi-grade? | 1.2375 | 0.05108 | 80 | 62 | 17 | 1 |
2424 | I don't need a bag. I'll maul it on my way out. | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
2425 | Is this the spawn shop? | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
2426 | Sir, please take your thumb off the scale. | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
2427 | No bag thanks. I'll carry it home in my mouth. | 1.2375 | 0.05108 | 80 | 62 | 17 | 1 |
2428 | I know how this is going to sound, but can I use your restroom? | 1.2375 | 0.06474 | 80 | 67 | 7 | 6 |
2429 | Sorry, I forgot my reusable bags at home. | 1.2375 | 0.05108 | 80 | 62 | 17 | 1 |
2430 | ...human repellant for the subway. | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2431 | My husband just decided to go vegan. Again. | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2432 | But are you sure it's organic? | 1.2373 | 0.04915 | 118 | 96 | 16 | 6 |
2433 | Would you like this for here or To-go? | 1.2371 | 0.05238 | 97 | 78 | 15 | 4 |
2434 | I don't need a bag, I'm going to eat it on my way out. | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
2435 | Talk about inflation! Come Spring I'm going to take fly-fishing lessons. | 1.2371 | 0.05633 | 97 | 80 | 11 | 6 |
2436 | I’m looking for something in a larger size. | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2437 | To make a long story short, we settled on a hiber-cation this year. | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2438 | Does the price also cover filleting? | 1.2368 | 0.06453 | 76 | 63 | 8 | 5 |
2439 | Paper? Really? Think about it. | 1.2368 | 0.06453 | 76 | 63 | 8 | 5 |
2440 | I'll take it to go. | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2441 | I bring you fresh salmon, you pay me. It's called business. | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2442 | Back in the day I used to catch them myself, but being retired I like to shop for my fish. | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2443 | Can I just get it raw? I forgot to bring 50¢ for the bag. | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2444 | Every time I order delivery, they gave me a can of tuna | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2445 | By the way, you're out of capers. | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2446 | May I put a few tooth marks in that? My wife thinks I’m a slacker. | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2447 | I’m cooking for ONE tonight”. | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2448 | No,I don’t have a receipt. I just bought it yesterday. Just smell it. | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2449 | Cocktail and Tartar, please. | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2450 | Checking my carry on luggage come on! | 1.2368 | 0.05578 | 76 | 60 | 14 | 2 |
2451 | My service doesn't provide a reliable stream. | 1.2368 | 0.05884 | 76 | 61 | 12 | 3 |
2452 | It beats poaching. | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
2453 | Don't bag it, I'll eat it here. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
2454 | They tried to put me back out, into the wilds, but, NO! Old habits die hard. | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
2455 | Can you just say that it's wild caught? | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
2456 | Can I exchange this for fresh? I heard smoking is bad for you. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
2457 | Don’t need a bag, I’ll eat it now. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
2458 | You're out of fresh seal. | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
2459 | Do you take Master Claws? | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
2460 | You wouldn't happen to have any glaciers for that, would you? | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
2461 | I saw it on that PBS "Nature" program. Thought I would try it. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
2462 | Can I go ahead and get 150 more salmon to go with that please? | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
2463 | It’s up 20% from last week. Inflation! | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
2464 | I miss swimming upstream though. | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2465 | And you're sure it's wild-caught? I'll never hear the end of it if I bring store-bought AND farm-raised to the potluck. | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
2466 | Pardon my accent, I usually don’t shop this far south. You know the whole climate change thingy. | 1.2361 | 0.05414 | 72 | 56 | 15 | 1 |
2467 | First give me bite and a swipe. I want my wife to think I caught it. | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
2468 | But I assumed you were my two for one. | 1.2361 | 0.06706 | 72 | 60 | 7 | 5 |
2469 | To me, that's a minnow | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
2470 | Oh, no thank you. I'll be devouring it alive right here. | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2471 | Put away that fish, I’ll take you instead. | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
2472 | Albert desperately tried to remember what to do for Bear Tax. | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
2473 | The darn supply chain, am I right? | 1.2361 | 0.05764 | 72 | 57 | 13 | 2 |
2474 | Paper please, I can't bear plastic bags. | 1.2361 | 0.06094 | 72 | 58 | 11 | 3 |
2475 | Wrap it nice, please. It's her birthday. | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2476 | Is that wild caught? | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2477 | There's something fishy about this.... | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2478 | Do you have take it or eat it here? | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2479 | I’m pining for the fjords. | 1.2360 | 0.05984 | 89 | 74 | 9 | 6 |
2480 | Could you please give extra ice with that? | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2481 | Could you, please, gift-wrap it? | 1.2360 | 0.04526 | 89 | 68 | 21 | 0 |
2482 | But it was my best catch of the spring! | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
2483 | ‘’I’ve finally learned to buy instead of beg, scavenge or steal” | 1.2360 | 0.04526 | 89 | 68 | 21 | 0 |
2484 | This is organic, right? | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2485 | The more ice you can pack it in,the better. | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2486 | And they'll never know I didn't catch it with my own teeth. | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
2487 | I can’t eat it if it’s farm-raised. | 1.2358 | 0.04556 | 106 | 83 | 21 | 2 |
2488 | It's tofish. I just feel like we all need to do our part. | 1.2353 | 0.05590 | 68 | 53 | 14 | 1 |
2489 | Please keep this entre nous. | 1.2353 | 0.06664 | 68 | 56 | 8 | 4 |
2490 | To be frank, I prefer farm-raised anyway. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2491 | Do I get a discount if it's been out of the stream for more than thirty seconds? | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2492 | I prefer wild caught | 1.2353 | 0.04922 | 85 | 66 | 18 | 1 |
2493 | No need to bag it. I'll have it right here, on the spot. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2494 | I need to return this fish as I was unaware it would come with bones. | 1.2353 | 0.05590 | 68 | 53 | 14 | 1 |
2495 | You sure? I got 2 for that price not that long ago. | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
2496 | That's wild, right? You know I hate farmed fish | 1.2353 | 0.06664 | 68 | 56 | 8 | 4 |
2497 | Actually, instead of a paper bag, can I get a politically-feasible plan to address carbon emissions? | 1.2353 | 0.07293 | 68 | 58 | 4 | 6 |
2498 | Don't bother, I'll eat it on the way home. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2499 | Before climate change destroyed my habitat, I used to catch these things with my bear hands. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2500 | You just can't get these back home anymore. | 1.2353 | 0.04922 | 85 | 66 | 18 | 1 |
2501 | I could have caught it myself, but it's hard to beat convenience. | 1.2353 | 0.05590 | 68 | 53 | 14 | 1 |
2502 | Oh, you can just toss into my mouth. | 1.2353 | 0.04922 | 85 | 66 | 18 | 1 |
2503 | I usually try and shop local but there was nothing in the water today. | 1.2353 | 0.04922 | 85 | 66 | 18 | 1 |
2504 | No bag. Just toss it to me and sound like a river. | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2505 | is it kosher for Passover? | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2506 | And the water can be super cold | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2507 | They’re migrating much further downtown then ever | 1.2353 | 0.05590 | 68 | 53 | 14 | 1 |
2508 | You can skip the bag. I'm just going to eat it in the parking lot. | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2509 | I’d prefer a box as it’s a wedding gift. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2510 | My swatting salmon skills are well below par. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2511 | I don't have cash or a card but I'm a bear and I could rip your face off so....... | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
2512 | I can't afford the commute to the river anymore. | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
2513 | Can you place him upstream in the bag please? | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
2514 | Do you have a plastic bag? We're so much more familiar with those where I live. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2515 | Is it farmed or wild? | 1.2346 | 0.05053 | 81 | 63 | 17 | 1 |
2516 | Yes, you will want to consume this prior to hibernation. | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2517 | Don’t bother to wrap it, I’ll just eat it here”. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2518 | I just sit by the fire and read a good book. My wife thinks I have nothing better to do than bat fish out of a cold stream all day. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2519 | I would have caught it fresh myself but my ice floe melted last week. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2520 | I know I should shop local, but you can't beat convenience. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2521 | I know what fish tastes like, but I'm hoping you taste like chicken. | 1.2346 | 0.06154 | 81 | 67 | 9 | 5 |
2522 | Could you just throw it to me? | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2523 | Guaranteed harvested post-spawning by Indigenous fishermen with tribal rights. | 1.2346 | 0.06154 | 81 | 67 | 9 | 5 |
2524 | Skip the takeout. I'll eat it right here. | 1.2346 | 0.05053 | 81 | 63 | 17 | 1 |
2525 | Is it sustainably wild-caught? | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2526 | I’m at the top of the food chain, but I like the convenience of the supply chain. | 1.2346 | 0.05053 | 81 | 63 | 17 | 1 |
2527 | Paper or plastic? Couldn't I have it in a rushing stream? | 1.2339 | 0.04737 | 124 | 101 | 17 | 6 |
2528 | Is it sushi grade? | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2529 | Was this caught swimming upstream or downstream? | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2530 | On second thought,why waste a bag. | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2531 | It's WHAT price per pound!?" "I'm moving back to Alaska! | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2532 | I don't need a bag. Just shove it right in my mouth please. | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2533 | Could you wrap that in a heart-shaped box? | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2534 | Are you flirting with me? | 1.2338 | 0.05195 | 77 | 60 | 16 | 1 |
2535 | I’d like it smoked by Saturday. | 1.2338 | 0.05514 | 77 | 61 | 14 | 2 |
2536 | And I’ll have the honey mustard dressing and a side of fries please. | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
2537 | I'm binging Succession and just don't have the time to wait for them to swim upstream.... | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
2538 | No, no! I want the "Don't worry, be happy" one! | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2539 | Any more in the back storeroom?" Like, six or seven hundred? | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2540 | Don't bother rapping it. I brought a bun. | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2541 | Now please throw the fish into my mouth. | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2542 | Could I get that filleted? | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
2543 | I'm tired of cold feet. | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2544 | Well, the water is cold this time of year and trying to slap a salmon out of a rapid and onto shore takes a lot of eye-hand coordination! | 1.2333 | 0.05708 | 90 | 74 | 11 | 5 |
2545 | Finally your farm-to-table products have become available in this area. | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
2546 | No bag,just put it in my mouth. | 1.2330 | 0.05380 | 103 | 85 | 12 | 6 |
2547 | I take weekends off from catching my own fish. | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
2548 | It has to look like right from the rapids. | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2549 | I don't need a bag, I'll eat in. | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2550 | Just raw. It's my mother's recipe. | 1.2329 | 0.06327 | 73 | 60 | 9 | 4 |
2551 | Just this, and a bottle of Coke. | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2552 | Due to supply chain shortages on the sea ice, I won’t be needing a to go bag. I’ll eat you both here. | 1.2329 | 0.06327 | 73 | 60 | 9 | 4 |
2553 | You sure it's wild caught? I'm already endangered enough. | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2554 | Just throw it at my mouth. | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2555 | Next time, can you just stream it to me? | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2556 | Holy shit, a bear! | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2557 | It's so expensive I can only afford one, but I've got a great recipe to serve it on a bed of kale and crispy garlic. | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
2558 | Switching to farm-raised seemed like the ethical choice. | 1.2329 | 0.05694 | 73 | 58 | 13 | 2 |
2559 | Can I tell Papa that it’s wild caught? | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2560 | The warranty said it wouldn't stink for a year | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2561 | We also have omega-3 in capsules. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2562 | do you know if that's free range? | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2563 | Oh, honey. I call everyone honey, honey. | 1.2326 | 0.04582 | 86 | 66 | 20 | 0 |
2564 | Is the bag compostable? | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2565 | I smoke it but I don't inhale. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2566 | Could you wrap it separately? I hate it when my groceries smell like fish. | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2567 | I always feel embarrassed buying those. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2568 | I usually have lots of energy to catch my own fresh salmon, but during hibernation, everyone in our den got Covid. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2569 | You hop on in there too | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2570 | You bite it you buy it. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2571 | My wife will kill me if I bring home farm raised. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2572 | My wife will be back soon with her own dinner. | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2573 | Mr. Bear,we have a promotion: Buy One Salmon,Get One Free. Are you sure you only want one fish,not two fish? How about a redfish or bluefish? | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
2574 | Can I get that wrapped? | 1.2323 | 0.04501 | 99 | 77 | 21 | 1 |
2575 | I don’t remember the code but they usually find it under “M” for Mackerel | 1.2323 | 0.05339 | 99 | 81 | 13 | 5 |
2576 | Normally I do wild-caught, but they say farm-raised is more sustainable. | 1.2319 | 0.05519 | 69 | 54 | 14 | 1 |
2577 | Hey man, I hate to ask for a plastic bag rather than paper, but I'm gonna have to carry that for six stops on the subway. | 1.2319 | 0.05892 | 69 | 55 | 12 | 2 |
2578 | Is it wild-caught or farm-raised? I wouldn’t be caught dead serving farm-raised to my friends. | 1.2319 | 0.05519 | 69 | 54 | 14 | 1 |
2579 | Tintin? Pooh? | 1.2319 | 0.06576 | 69 | 57 | 8 | 4 |
2580 | I hate touching fish with my bear hands. | 1.2319 | 0.06243 | 69 | 56 | 10 | 3 |
2581 | No. I don't have the receipt. | 1.2319 | 0.06892 | 69 | 58 | 6 | 5 |
2582 | When are seals going on sale again? | 1.2319 | 0.05118 | 69 | 53 | 16 | 0 |
2583 | You know what you need here? An endangered species lane. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2584 | My guru said I need to stop fishing and start living my truth... | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2585 | Plastic, not paper, please. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2586 | Do you also sell ice? And I mean massive amounts of ice... | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2587 | I'd like to return it for a larger size. | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2588 | I don't need a bag but I would like a very large napkin. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2589 | Now,this is wild caught? Because I do know the difference. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2590 | I don't know who gave him the silly idea, but he just goes on and on about Norwegian salmon | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2591 | Can you tell me which way is North? | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2592 | For a group of apex predators, a surprising number of us are trying to go pescatarian. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2593 | This brown bear diet certainly makes extinction more palatable. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2594 | No thanks, I don't need a bag. | 1.2316 | 0.05489 | 95 | 78 | 12 | 5 |
2595 | Save the bag. I'm going to eat it on the go. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2596 | Can you just throw it in the air? | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2597 | Could you make sure that is gluten free fish? | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2598 | Ah, heh-heh, I seem to have left my wallet back on the ice floe." | 1.2308 | 0.06031 | 78 | 64 | 10 | 4 |
2599 | I guess you can call this "wild bought" salmon! | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
2600 | Climate change irked me until I learned about your everyday low prices, membership discounts, and delicious coworkers. | 1.2308 | 0.05651 | 91 | 75 | 11 | 5 |
2601 | I don't need a to go bag for that, just place it in my mouth | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
2602 | No, don’t bag it. Could you just throw it toward my mouth, so that it at least feels like the old days? | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
2603 | Moments before a cashier is mauled to death by a polar bear. | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
2604 | I’d gladly pay you Tuesday for a salmon today. | 1.2308 | 0.05651 | 91 | 75 | 11 | 5 |
2605 | Does it have the MSC blue label? | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
2606 | I don't know what came over me. It was an impulse. This is the returns department, right? | 1.2308 | 0.06031 | 78 | 64 | 10 | 4 |
2607 | Be careful, Bill. I don't want it to touch the chutney! | 1.2308 | 0.06493 | 65 | 53 | 9 | 3 |
2608 | Since Global warming took away our ocean economy, we are hoping for a barter system. | 1.2308 | 0.06301 | 78 | 65 | 8 | 5 |
2609 | Please don't call it 'Fresh Caught'. I'm an expert. | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
2610 | I told him, “Backgammon, not whole salmon. I swear he never listens.” | 1.2308 | 0.05651 | 91 | 75 | 11 | 5 |
2611 | With fries, please | 1.2308 | 0.06493 | 65 | 53 | 9 | 3 |
2612 | YOU'RE SURE IT'S KOSHER? | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
2613 | Yes, I know it's farm raised. If it was wild caught I wouldn't need to be in here now would I? | 1.2308 | 0.05863 | 91 | 76 | 9 | 6 |
2614 | Due to climate change, I started shopping at grocery stores. | 1.2308 | 0.05748 | 78 | 63 | 12 | 3 |
2615 | Is that wild caught salmon? | 1.2308 | 0.05333 | 104 | 86 | 12 | 6 |
2616 | You can just throw it in my mouth. | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
2617 | Is this salmon too late for the catch and release program? | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
2618 | My husband prefers catching his own, but I like to shop. | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
2619 | I know, but I only eat wild caught. | 1.2308 | 0.05137 | 78 | 61 | 16 | 1 |
2620 | No bag thank you | 1.2308 | 0.06031 | 78 | 64 | 10 | 4 |
2621 | He’s dead and we don’t have a fountain for him to jump out of. | 1.2308 | 0.05451 | 78 | 62 | 14 | 2 |
2622 | Do you have any Camels? | 1.2308 | 0.06809 | 78 | 67 | 4 | 7 |
2623 | This is one bear market where prices do go up. | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
2624 | Could you throw a carton of melted ice shelf water in there while you're at it...? | 1.2308 | 0.05705 | 65 | 51 | 13 | 1 |
2625 | Here, let me put some teeth marks on it first. | 1.2308 | 0.04961 | 91 | 72 | 17 | 2 |
2626 | Do you have a box with a bow? | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
2627 | I used to work here. | 1.2300 | 0.04462 | 100 | 78 | 21 | 1 |
2628 | So how does this intermittent fasting work? When can I have my salmon | 1.2300 | 0.04683 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
2629 | Can you put it in facing upstream? | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
2630 | I finally remembered to bring my own bag. | 1.2299 | 0.05827 | 87 | 72 | 10 | 5 |
2631 | Will there be tax? | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
2632 | No bag. Please just toss it up so I can pretend I am back home. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2633 | No, itś mine! | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2634 | Why buy? I don’t like cold water and wet feet. This is easier. | 1.2299 | 0.05827 | 87 | 72 | 10 | 5 |
2635 | I hate to be that bear asking for a refund but when I got back to the cave I noticed it already had teeth marks. | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2636 | It's not moving. | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
2637 | Could I serve a red with that? | 1.2297 | 0.05625 | 74 | 59 | 13 | 2 |
2638 | Oh, and some plastic utensils and a napkin; I'm going to eat it in the car. | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2639 | Paper, please -- single-use plastic is bad for seals, which I also like to eat. | 1.2297 | 0.06538 | 74 | 62 | 7 | 5 |
2640 | The wrapper said "fresh salmon", but it's not fresh unless it's trying to escape your mouth. | 1.2297 | 0.06249 | 74 | 61 | 9 | 4 |
2641 | My frequent shopper code is F@tB=@r1 | 1.2297 | 0.06249 | 74 | 61 | 9 | 4 |
2642 | No one really goes on picnics anymore. Sad really. | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
2643 | Please don't bag it with the honey. | 1.2297 | 0.05286 | 74 | 58 | 15 | 1 |
2644 | She said half price because the scales are off | 1.2297 | 0.06249 | 74 | 61 | 9 | 4 |
2645 | Could you please add in a few teeth marks? | 1.2295 | 0.06356 | 61 | 49 | 10 | 2 |
2646 | ROAAAWRR! GRRRRAAH!! | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2647 | Can you help us ? We both need water | 1.2292 | 0.05635 | 96 | 80 | 10 | 6 |
2648 | It would make my life a lot easier if you offered cave delivery. | 1.2292 | 0.05635 | 96 | 80 | 10 | 6 |
2649 | Thanks anyway. I eat wild-caught Alaska. | 1.2292 | 0.05437 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 5 |
2650 | And this time, make sure you double bag it. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2651 | But I already know how to fish | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2652 | You can just stuff that in my mouth. | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2653 | Don't bag the salmon, I'm having it in the car. | 1.2289 | 0.04946 | 83 | 65 | 17 | 1 |
2654 | 'Oh, I don't work here.' | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2655 | Too fishy. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2656 | I don't need a bag-can you just throw it in the air near my mouth? | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2657 | Can you filet this for me? I am on the new "bearly-eating" diet. | 1.2289 | 0.04946 | 83 | 65 | 17 | 1 |
2658 | You’re saying it only comes in salmon?! | 1.2289 | 0.06018 | 83 | 69 | 9 | 5 |
2659 | Pregnancy gives me the weirdest cravings | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2660 | Would you believe that I've never actually cooked one of these before? | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2661 | That's a sample -- can you get me 1,000 by the end of the week? | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2662 | Does that come in pink? | 1.2288 | 0.04725 | 118 | 96 | 17 | 5 |
2663 | I thought about catching it myself, but then remembered I was brought up to be lazy and entitled. | 1.2286 | 0.07099 | 70 | 60 | 4 | 6 |
2664 | I’m not fishing here but do you think my salmon only diet is working? | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
2665 | How far upstream if I may ask? And was it caught by a polar bear or is this farmed! | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
2666 | I've known him since he was a guppy. | 1.2286 | 0.06490 | 70 | 58 | 8 | 4 |
2667 | But is it sustainably sourced? | 1.2286 | 0.05055 | 70 | 54 | 16 | 0 |
2668 | I simply love this mall. | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
2669 | Yea, I know they only live in the tropics, but that's all I can find these days. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
2670 | Don't bother cleaning it. I have my own technique. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
2671 | Don’t wrap it. I’ll eat it here. | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
2672 | You know this is farmed, right? | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
2673 | Did I say you could touch it?" | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
2674 | Who has time to go fishing? Just put it in my mouth. | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
2675 | Don't wrap it - just throw it at me as I leave | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
2676 | Actually it was supposed to be a harp. | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
2677 | Save the bag | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2678 | The shelves are a little bare | 1.2278 | 0.04749 | 79 | 61 | 18 | 0 |
2679 | Do you say that because of the Global warming i should Get a tuna can instead ? | 1.2278 | 0.05961 | 79 | 65 | 10 | 4 |
2680 | Please don't tip the scales. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2681 | Don't bag that, I'll eat it on the way home. | 1.2278 | 0.05079 | 79 | 62 | 16 | 1 |
2682 | After hibernation and now delays in my ecosystem food chain! | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2683 | Could you throw some lemon wedges in with that? Sandra Stedinger, jgauthier4@san.rr.com | 1.2278 | 0.05079 | 79 | 62 | 16 | 1 |
2684 | I heard I could get these things for free. | 1.2278 | 0.05079 | 79 | 62 | 16 | 1 |
2685 | No bag, could you just kind of toss it to me? | 1.2278 | 0.06228 | 79 | 66 | 8 | 5 |
2686 | But is it local? | 1.2278 | 0.05961 | 79 | 65 | 10 | 4 |
2687 | No, nothing wrong with it. My cubs are going vegetarian | 1.2278 | 0.05079 | 79 | 62 | 16 | 1 |
2688 | Today is just a dry run. | 1.2278 | 0.05079 | 79 | 62 | 16 | 1 |
2689 | Personally, I think the farm-raised salmon is a healthier choice. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2690 | Take it back, or take a good long look - your choice. | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2691 | Just email me the receipt. | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2692 | You can't send me with him! Are you listening? Tom! Can you hear me? Look at me! Don't look at him! Tom! | 1.2273 | 0.05294 | 88 | 71 | 14 | 3 |
2693 | Do you have anything in a large? | 1.2273 | 0.04493 | 88 | 68 | 20 | 0 |
2694 | Really? Just because I'm a bear you're leaving the fish bare. You're homonym-challenged. | 1.2273 | 0.05766 | 88 | 73 | 10 | 5 |
2695 | What do you mean it's the price on the sign "plus taxes"? | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
2696 | What's for lunch? | 1.2273 | 0.05766 | 88 | 73 | 10 | 5 |
2697 | How much would it cost to throw you in as well? | 1.2273 | 0.05629 | 66 | 52 | 13 | 1 |
2698 | How do I know it's wild caught, there are no teeth marks. | 1.2273 | 0.06028 | 66 | 53 | 11 | 2 |
2699 | I imagine you don't accept Bearcoin, either? | 1.2273 | 0.05041 | 88 | 70 | 16 | 2 |
2700 | What was this fish fed? I have nut allergies. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2701 | How much extra to filet it? | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
2702 | I prefer eco-tourists, but you were out-of-stock | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2703 | Can you recommend a streaming platform? | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
2704 | Would you wrap that in newspaper? | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
2705 | Please don't tell my Mom. | 1.2267 | 0.05874 | 75 | 61 | 11 | 3 |
2706 | It’s very fresh… caught today…. and I need the cash… | 1.2267 | 0.06173 | 75 | 62 | 9 | 4 |
2707 | Do you deliver to Ukraine? | 1.2267 | 0.05874 | 75 | 61 | 11 | 3 |
2708 | I don't want to embarrass you but that bag is too small for that fish | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
2709 | Would you mind gift-wrapping it? | 1.2267 | 0.05224 | 75 | 59 | 15 | 1 |
2710 | Well the prices definitely went upstream. | 1.2267 | 0.05558 | 75 | 60 | 13 | 2 |
2711 | Are the condiments in the bag. | 1.2267 | 0.05874 | 75 | 61 | 11 | 3 |
2712 | I thought I told you not to kill the fish. | 1.2267 | 0.06173 | 75 | 62 | 9 | 4 |
2713 | It won't swim upstream. It won't spawn. Is this the best salmon you've got?! | 1.2267 | 0.05874 | 75 | 61 | 11 | 3 |
2714 | Please accept this gratuity for a room upgrade; perhaps one which is underground? | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
2715 | Is this wild or farm fish? | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2716 | I usually get my fish from Amazon. | 1.2262 | 0.04895 | 84 | 66 | 17 | 1 |
2717 | What's your return policy? | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2718 | Don't wrap it. I'll just eat it here. | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2719 | And tartar sauce please. | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2720 | Paper or plastic? I knew I should have brought some of that plastic that keeps washing up on my ice floe. | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
2721 | Could you bear me a fish? | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
2722 | No, I don't need the bag. I'll just eat it here. | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2723 | Plus a couple growlers of beer, some berry condoms, a carton of Marlboro's, and a couple lottery tickets. I'm feeling lucky. | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2724 | I get it, but don’t call me Snowflake. | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
2725 | Better pack another. It is getting close to winter. | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2726 | Can you wrap that? It's for my kids. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2727 | Is this wild caught salmon or farm raised? | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2728 | Oh no! I thought you'd love it | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2729 | May I have some chips with that? | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2730 | No, I will take it; how good is your throw? | 1.2258 | 0.06264 | 62 | 50 | 10 | 2 |
2731 | No need to bag it, I’ll just take it to go. | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2732 | Oh , you don’t need to bag it… | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
2733 | I thought I would buy early, before there is a run on salmon. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2734 | my son is a picky eater, he only eats farmed salmon | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2735 | No need to bag it. I'll eat it on the way out. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2736 | Don't bother wrapping it, I'll eat it on my way back to the river. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2737 | He’s so picky—it just has to be wild caught. | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2738 | I prefer frozen fish, but they're getting harder to find. | 1.2254 | 0.06084 | 71 | 58 | 10 | 3 |
2739 | You just wouldn't believe how hard it is to find fresh fish these days. | 1.2254 | 0.06084 | 71 | 58 | 10 | 3 |
2740 | I'll wear it out. | 1.2254 | 0.04994 | 71 | 55 | 16 | 0 |
2741 | You’re also ALL out of honey. | 1.2254 | 0.06084 | 71 | 58 | 10 | 3 |
2742 | Teach me to fish and I I won’t be back. | 1.2254 | 0.06084 | 71 | 58 | 10 | 3 |
2743 | ... And if it is no bother... a small smackeral of honey! | 1.2254 | 0.06084 | 71 | 58 | 10 | 3 |
2744 | Could you throw in some chips? | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2745 | Just put it in my mouth. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2746 | It's genetically modified to spawn in farms. | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2747 | Paper, plastic, or picnic basket? | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2748 | Waddaya mean,”There’s something fishy ‘bout this”? | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2749 | My wife wants me to become vegetarian. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2750 | The one that got away? | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2751 | You’re sure that salmon is organic? | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2752 | 'I'm sick of people always talking about the white elephant in the room, what about us bears!' | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2753 | Blessed be he who handles with care a fish of the sea, and unto him shall be given a few more groceries to bag ere the transaction is complete. | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2754 | Hand over all your money...or the Sockeye...well,you get it. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2755 | And you’re sure it will look like I caught it?” | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | <