Contest #793 Summary

Name	Value
Submission deadline	2022-02-06T17:44:00.000Z
Voting started	-
Voting ended	2022-03-20T16:45:00.000Z
Finalists announced	2022-03-14T16:45:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued	March 21, 2022
Number of captions	5526
Number of responses	710753
Number of participants	-

Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	Teach a bear to shop and he will never have to fish again.	1.9170	0.01532	2879	1102	914	863
1	Could you toss it to me instead? I want to tell my wife I caught it.	1.8571	0.02057	1512	607	514	391
2	It's an appetizer. I'm having people for dinner tonight.	1.8218	0.01302	4148	1894	1099	1155
3	Throw it to me. I want to say I caught it.	1.8148	0.01409	3202	1369	1057	776
4	This is so much easier. I wish I thought of it sooner.	1.7991	0.01908	1633	682	597	354
5	I'm on a salmon run.	1.7989	0.01696	2143	919	736	488
6	No bag. In fact, if you could toss it at me, that would be great.	1.7988	0.02018	1461	611	533	317
7	I prefer wild caught but my husband can’t tell the difference.	1.7935	0.01795	1787	737	682	368
8	No bag, thanks. I want my wife to think I caught it.	1.7693	0.01369	3272	1468	1091	713
9	The stream was on my commute but we're work-from-home now.	1.7680	0.01595	2297	999	832	466
10	When I was a kid, we had to catch our own fish!	1.7649	0.01509	2565	1121	926	518
11	Do I look like I want a bag?	1.7629	0.02783	831	389	250	192
12	No bag—my cubs still think I catch my own salmon.	1.7625	0.01470	2577	1096	997	484
13	Obviously you haven’t stood for hours in a freezing river trying to catch one with your mouth!	1.7592	0.01432	2886	1285	1011	590
14	That didn’t come from a river where peanuts are processed, did it?	1.7581	0.01572	2555	1190	793	572
15	Can I get a discount? This fish is dead.	1.7570	0.01528	2638	1210	859	569
16	Don't bother with the bag -- I'll eat it in the car.	1.7533	0.01454	2688	1177	997	514
17	Some blonde ate all my porridge.	1.7508	0.02363	1196	585	324	287
18	You're sure it's wild caught? My in-laws can tell.	1.7478	0.02075	1265	544	496	225
19	I was in the mood for fast food tonight	1.7473	0.01523	2442	1078	903	461
20	I was assigned omnivore at birth, but I identify as pescatarian.	1.7377	0.01716	2093	991	660	442
21	I used to catch them myself. But by the time I fly up to Alaska and take a taxi out to the river, the carbon footprint is the same.	1.7229	0.01532	2515	1187	838	490
22	Tough year….overhybernated and missed the salmon run	1.7206	0.02460	995	477	319	199
23	I’d appreciate the ‘Endangered Species’ discount	1.7178	0.01374	3171	1522	1022	627
24	The airline said I could check one emotional support animal.	1.7167	0.01696	2192	1089	635	468
25	If my wife asks, you never saw me.	1.7165	0.01833	1707	800	591	316
26	When I said Holy Mackerel...I meant the price	1.7145	0.01507	2620	1260	848	512
27	I find my odds are much better at catching them here.	1.7137	0.01637	2047	938	757	352
28	... it's the standing in the river getting my feet wet I can't stand, you know?"	1.7132	0.02464	910	419	333	158
29	This is the only place I can get wild-caught anymore.	1.7113	0.01406	2889	1362	999	528
30	I know, but the water is soooo cold.	1.7084	0.01731	1917	911	654	352
31	There were a dozen but I got hungry in line.	1.7054	0.01433	2739	1292	962	485
32	I'd like to return it for something in salmon.	1.7008	0.01647	2099	1005	717	377
33	I miss the chase.	1.6998	0.01615	2075	966	766	343
34	Actually,would you mind stepping back a bit and throwing it at me?	1.6981	0.03030	616	295	212	109
35	Actually, you can skip the bag--I'll just take it in my mouth so my wife thinks I caught it in the river.	1.6959	0.01861	1539	715	577	247
36	If it comes up, you never saw me. I told my family I was going to the river	1.6953	0.01631	2012	938	749	325
37	Believe me, I can tell fresh from frozen!	1.6915	0.01588	2133	1004	783	346
38	I used to look for fish in rivers, but then I found this place.	1.6908	0.01593	2183	1046	766	371
39	Sure, it's fresh. I know the guy who caught it.	1.6902	0.01566	2802	1531	608	663
40	What, precisely, does "wild caught" mean to you?	1.6855	0.01830	1628	780	580	268
41	This is wild caught, right?	1.6841	0.01710	1950	961	644	345
42	You can just put it in my mouth.	1.6836	0.01714	1912	935	647	330
43	Oh, yes, it’s so nice having folks over for dinner again. It seems like we’ve been in hibernation forever!	1.6827	0.01800	1680	808	597	275
44	I know 'wild caught' and this is definitely farm raised.	1.6812	0.01710	1854	892	661	301
45	You never saw me.	1.6812	0.01746	1860	918	617	325
46	Don't bother bagging it, I'll eat it on the way home.	1.6800	0.01763	1722	824	625	273
47	I had to stop catching them myself. Bad arthritis.	1.6782	0.01779	2216	1248	433	535
48	I used to have to go upstream for these.	1.6776	0.02032	1253	591	475	187
49	Can you suggest a wine pairing?	1.6756	0.02682	780	386	261	133
50	It's tough in a bear market.	1.6646	0.02466	954	490	294	170
51	You didn't see me here. My wife thinks I catch these.	1.6610	0.01568	2401	1253	709	439
52	Speaking of common misconceptions - do you have a restroom?	1.6596	0.02053	1604	908	334	362
53	They said this one is farm-raised and home-schooled. But aren't they all home-schooled, technically?	1.6596	0.02021	1319	656	456	207
54	No. No bag. I couldn't bear the humiliation.	1.6555	0.02061	1289	651	431	207
55	I thought you should know, someone left a big mess in the honey aisle.	1.6522	0.01872	1849	1032	428	389
56	I used to catch them myself, but working remotely now.	1.6488	0.01811	1925	1064	473	388
57	I’ve had fresher.	1.6482	0.02107	1225	624	408	193
58	I’ve had salmon 3,255 nights in a row.	1.6460	0.02382	966	496	316	154
59	Do you have anything with a little more fight in it?	1.6451	0.02146	1158	587	395	176
60	And a Jar of honey.	1.6418	0.02171	1128	574	384	170
61	I’d catch one myself, but I just had my nails done.	1.6367	0.02083	1324	708	389	227
62	I've never understood the appeal of standing in a freezing river for hours on end.	1.6362	0.02109	1336	728	366	242
63	Would you mind tossing it up in the air so I feel wild?	1.6327	0.02137	1130	575	395	160
64	Is it antibiotic-free, growth hormone-free, non-gmo, free-range, certified-organic, low-mercury/dioxin/PCB, and line-caught?	1.6326	0.02437	958	513	284	161
65	No bag please. It spoils the illusion.	1.6290	0.02225	1105	583	349	173
66	I thought prices were lower in a bear market.	1.6262	0.02389	1153	675	234	244
67	Could you throw it in the air so I can catch it in my mouth? It tastes better that way.	1.6210	0.02435	926	496	285	145
68	No bag. Just toss it in the air.	1.6207	0.02133	1276	704	352	220
69	I wasn’t in the mood to get my hair wet.	1.6155	0.02372	952	508	302	142
70	I'm avoiding red meat, which I suppose is good news for you	1.6144	0.02151	1263	706	338	219
71	Have you got any bigger fish to fry?	1.6130	0.02512	876	477	261	138
72	I don’t judge you when you eat fast food!	1.6120	0.02560	830	449	254	127
73	A friend gave me a nice white,and I need something to go with it	1.6117	0.02682	703	367	242	94
74	I’ll take it without the bag; my wife thinks I’ve been fishing.	1.6067	0.02219	1111	608	332	171
75	Just confirming that the fish is definitely wild caught.	1.6063	0.03202	536	294	159	83
76	Some days I just like to pamper myself.	1.6063	0.02482	889	487	265	137
77	I've just had my claws done.	1.6037	0.02590	815	448	242	125
78	Sometimes I like fish other times I love a Klondike. My boyfriend says I’m a bipolar bear.	1.6036	0.02668	787	438	223	126
79	It’s a special anniversary gift for my husband. Year five is Tuna.	1.6034	0.03505	474	269	124	81
80	I tried Amazon, but they sent Piranha	1.6033	0.02910	673	378	184	111
81	Oh, and can I get half a pound of the baby seal with that?	1.6026	0.02773	697	380	214	103
82	There's a farm?	1.6007	0.02616	884	514	209	161
83	My friends call me crazy but I just prefer the taste of store-bought.	1.5982	0.02440	891	487	275	129
84	I'm sorry sir, we don't accept returns on fresh fish. Or anything with bitemarks	1.5956	0.03059	591	331	168	92
85	It's not for eating. It's a support animal.	1.5939	0.03200	554	315	149	90
86	Paper please, I get enough plastic in the fish.	1.5938	0.02665	842	492	200	150
87	Yes, I could spend the afternoon swatting Sockeye from an ice-cold raging waterfall. Or, you could finish bagging that bad boy and everybody goes home happy.	1.5936	0.02611	881	516	207	158
88	By the way, you need to restock your garbage bin.	1.5935	0.02887	679	386	183	110
89	How about a solemn promise not to maul you to death in lieu of cash?	1.5922	0.02732	743	419	208	116
90	Sometimes it's just easier to order takeout.	1.5883	0.02440	940	536	255	149
91	And the best part about shopping here is I don’t even have to dry off afterwards.	1.5858	0.02857	536	274	210	52
92	You wouldn’t believe the lineup at the river these days.	1.5845	0.02587	698	368	252	78
93	I hate to be that bear, but where was this fish caught?	1.5823	0.02718	747	427	205	115
94	And then out of the blue my daughter decides she’s a pescatarian.	1.5806	0.02886	639	360	187	92
95	If I cared whether it was wild caught,would I be here?	1.5805	0.02574	882	520	212	150
96	Forget the bag. Just toss it up in the air.	1.5803	0.02656	772	440	216	116
97	At that price I might as well catch and kill it myself.”	1.5803	0.02871	710	419	170	121
98	When you add up travel expenses,it's just cheaper to buy it here.	1.5799	0.02676	726	405	221	100
99	I know barter’s not your business model but all I want is a half hour in your trash.	1.5747	0.03122	569	330	151	88
100	Todd in isle 5 was very helpful and delicious.	1.5699	0.02963	651	386	159	106
101	Look, you're not the only species with supply chain issues.	1.5683	0.02973	644	382	158	104
102	Don't forget my endangered species discount.	1.5679	0.02943	648	382	164	102
103	Can you mark it 'Wild Caught' for me...	1.5677	0.02985	643	383	155	105
104	Cash--when I charge, people scream.	1.5676	0.04667	259	153	65	41
105	Really? You think she'd like flowers better?	1.5667	0.02949	630	368	167	95
106	I found that I already had one just like it at home.	1.5664	0.03341	459	260	138	61
107	It looked a lot bigger online	1.5647	0.02835	680	398	180	102
108	My supply chain was a river. What do you guys use?	1.5637	0.03100	518	291	162	65
109	Can you make it look like it fought for its life?	1.5626	0.03151	535	310	149	76
110	Yeah, and then the ice cap melted and so that's how I ended up Los Angeles.	1.5615	0.03162	561	334	139	88
111	I'll give you ten bucks to keep this between us.	1.5605	0.02929	612	354	173	85
112	Reason for return? It tastes like chicken.	1.5594	0.03049	631	385	139	107
113	I told her I was going fishing.	1.5586	0.03149	555	329	142	84
114	We moved to the suburbs for the garbage but the wife still likes the occasional fish.	1.5554	0.03122	542	317	149	76
115	Because at the stream you can't get bagels, schmear, capers, and chopped onions.	1.5550	0.03032	618	374	145	99
116	I caught it with my bear hands.	1.5545	0.03057	642	399	130	113
117	Remember, I caught this the old-fashioned way; I was never here.	1.5496	0.03212	544	330	129	85
118	Can you just toss it into the air so I can say I caught it?	1.5493	0.02943	619	368	162	89
119	Could you just toss that in the air for me?	1.5480	0.03114	542	320	147	75
120	We're actually lousy at catching them.	1.5468	0.03357	523	326	108	89
121	Forget the bag - just throw it in the air.	1.5455	0.03182	517	306	140	71
122	Could you put bite marks on it so it looks like I caught it.	1.5449	0.03143	523	308	145	70
123	Don't bother, we both know he's not making it to the parking lot.	1.5442	0.03585	441	271	100	70
124	Just to make sure--is this salmon wild or GMO?	1.5440	0.03352	432	248	133	51
125	I couldn't find a bar code, either.	1.5435	0.03218	517	310	133	74
126	Paper please. There’s usually a plastic bag inside.	1.5434	0.03852	357	213	94	50
127	Whew! If you didn't carry salmon, I'd be up the creek!	1.5417	0.03539	432	261	108	63
128	Yes, I am new in the neighborhood; climate change, you know.	1.5414	0.03100	543	323	146	74
129	Instead of a bag, could you just throw it into a trash can for me?	1.5413	0.03316	460	270	131	59
130	Throw it to me so I can tell my wife I caught it.	1.5412	0.03401	486	299	111	76
131	Throw it to me so I can say I caught it.	1.5401	0.03138	561	343	133	85
132	Just this one. I'm trying to go full vegan.	1.5397	0.03317	441	255	134	52
133	I don't want to be taught to fish. I just want the fish!	1.5395	0.03261	506	306	127	73
134	No, I don't care what type of bag. Can you just throw it up in the air for me?	1.5386	0.03337	505	312	114	79
135	I started calling it lox when we were relocated to the Bronx Zoo.	1.5383	0.03440	470	289	109	72
136	My husband’s still in that stupid stream.	1.5369	0.03599	406	244	106	56
137	No bag... she'll know I wasn't fishing with the guys last night.	1.5340	0.03358	485	298	115	72
138	I couldn't find the lemon and dill.	1.5326	0.03350	430	251	129	50
139	No bag! I'll eat it now.	1.5321	0.03403	421	247	124	50
140	Well, I would have returned it within 30 days, but I was hibernating!	1.5310	0.03553	435	269	101	65
141	... and a bottle of Pinot Blanc.	1.5307	0.03562	424	260	103	61
142	If anyone asks, I caught this in my mouth out of mid-air at the stream, OK?	1.5301	0.03066	549	331	145	73
143	Please throw it to me so that I can say I caught it.	1.5300	0.03672	417	261	91	65
144	Supply chain issues upstream.	1.5298	0.03606	436	274	93	69
145	Does that look fresh to you?	1.5297	0.03294	404	228	138	38
146	Not to get too personal, but I'm a bipolar bear.	1.5283	0.03655	424	267	90	67
147	It just taste better when someone else catches it.	1.5283	0.03543	407	245	109	53
148	I splash water on my face, I come through the door with this bad boy in my jaws, and I might just get lucky tonight.	1.5280	0.03865	375	235	82	58
149	So I was like, "You guys put in that dam, and I'll have to shop in town!" And now they're acting all "Oh, we didn't know." Can you believe people?	1.5230	0.03576	434	273	95	66
150	Just toss it to me so at least I can claim I caught it.	1.5228	0.03329	461	280	121	60
151	I prefer wild Alaskan but Atlantic will do in a pinch.	1.5224	0.03557	335	189	117	29
152	Would you mind labeling it "wild caught"	1.5212	0.03485	424	259	109	56
153	Yes, I'll be paying with credit carp.	1.5204	0.03697	367	222	99	46
154	That one just leapt out at me.	1.5199	0.03437	452	281	107	64
155	I'm working from home. The only streaming I'm doing is on my computer.	1.5189	0.03382	449	275	115	59
156	Could you fillet it? I’ve just had my claws done.	1.5181	0.03608	415	260	95	60
157	I prefer wild-caught, but to be honest, I can’t really tell much difference.	1.5179	0.03514	390	233	112	45
158	Let's just keep this a secret, ok?	1.5175	0.03485	400	240	113	47
159	With everything that’s going on in the world, I just want to watch TV and eat comfort foods	1.5168	0.03576	358	210	111	37
160	Just need it for a picture. I want women on mating apps to know I can provide for them.	1.5160	0.03743	374	232	91	51
161	If my family asks, you saw me down by the rapids.	1.5145	0.03334	447	272	120	55
162	This would be a lot easier for me if you would just leave them in the river.	1.5143	0.03734	385	242	88	55
163	Do you have a woods I can use?	1.5141	0.03723	389	245	88	56
164	I can't pay. My assets are frozen.	1.5116	0.03758	389	248	83	58
165	This is our little secret, right?	1.5104	0.03400	433	266	113	54
166	"Could you cut the head off? The eyes creep me out."	1.5098	0.04015	306	187	82	37
167	I can only afford the bear necessities	1.5094	0.03628	371	226	101	44
168	I’ll take the fish to go. You, I will eat here.	1.5087	0.04105	289	176	79	34
169	This is much easier than working the waterfall.	1.5086	0.03424	407	246	115	46
170	Or you could teach me to fish and feed me for a lifetime.	1.5084	0.03609	415	264	91	60
171	Don't wrap it! I must show up with it in my mouth.	1.5066	0.03499	381	229	111	41
172	Could you filet it? I just had my nails done	1.5062	0.03559	405	253	99	53
173	Do you deliver downstream?	1.5058	0.03767	342	209	93	40
174	Sometimes store-bought just tastes better.	1.5055	0.03675	362	222	97	43
175	My wife thinks I’m at the river.	1.5049	0.03569	406	255	97	54
176	I used to catch them myself.	1.5042	0.03813	355	223	85	47
177	And one day, I said, "There's gotta be a better way to get lunch than wading into a raging river."	1.5026	0.03613	384	239	97	48
178	Forget the bag just toss it in the air.	1.5013	0.03635	381	238	95	48
179	Don't tell Marge I came in for this, I told her I was going to Brooks Falls to pick up supper.	1.5000	0.03703	320	190	100	30
180	It will taste better if I fight you for it.	1.5000	0.04124	298	187	73	38
181	No, I do not want to donate a dollar to the Wildlife Fund.	1.4977	0.03496	430	275	96	59
182	No bag please. I’ll eat it on the way home.	1.4976	0.03335	410	248	120	42
183	Teach a bear to fish, he's full for the day. Teach a bear to shop, and he never has to go into that cold water again.	1.4970	0.04005	328	210	73	45
184	Pay for a bag? I'll eat it here.	1.4960	0.03452	379	229	112	38
185	This is so much easier than standing in a freezing river.	1.4960	0.03499	375	228	108	39
186	If you could just place yourself in the bag too,that'd be great.	1.4957	0.03782	351	221	86	44
187	You're sure it's wild caught?	1.4953	0.03799	321	196	91	34
188	And a pack of Marlboros.	1.4938	0.04227	324	217	54	53
189	Was this wild or farm raised?	1.4937	0.03799	318	194	91	33
190	No bag please. Just throw it into the air.	1.4927	0.03888	341	218	78	45
191	There's no shame in catching a good sale.	1.4917	0.04458	240	149	64	27
192	No bag, please. Just toss it at me.	1.4912	0.03783	340	213	87	40
193	Do you take MasterCod?	1.4905	0.03738	367	235	84	48
194	Don't bother with the bag. Just toss it in the air	1.4898	0.03616	394	253	89	52
195	You try jumping into ice cold water to catch one of these things. See how you like it.	1.4896	0.03831	337	213	83	41
196	Don’t judge.	1.4896	0.03996	288	177	81	30
197	It's dead.	1.4894	0.04607	235	149	57	29
198	It’s my support animal	1.4894	0.04528	235	147	61	27
199	It's easier than standing in that damn waterfall.	1.4892	0.03560	372	231	100	41
200	Sure, for you it's a hobby..	1.4889	0.03987	270	162	84	24
201	I'm just not ready to eat out yet.	1.4880	0.03827	332	209	84	39
202	I just moved to Oregon and I can't get a license for another six months.	1.4878	0.04066	287	179	76	32
203	This embarrassing. Thank you for the plain brown bag.	1.4865	0.03865	333	212	80	41
204	Skip the bag, just toss it up in the air.	1.4863	0.03901	329	210	78	41
205	I'm just passing through on my way to antarctica. I'm bipolar.	1.4862	0.03837	362	237	74	51
206	I couldn’t find the Grey Poupon.	1.4850	0.04134	266	164	75	27
207	Trust me son, I have had plenty of wild caught salmon. That, is not wild caught.	1.4849	0.03874	332	212	79	41
208	No bag,please. I’ve disappointed my parents enough already.	1.4849	0.03921	332	214	75	43
209	No bag. I don't need a bag.	1.4847	0.04179	262	162	73	27
210	Can I use your woods?	1.4847	0.03999	326	212	70	44
211	I asked for wild caught, not farmed, and I do know the difference Sir!	1.4844	0.04032	320	208	69	43
212	I'm more of an indoor bear.	1.4840	0.03643	343	212	96	35
213	The fish is for my cub, I'm eating you.	1.4839	0.03660	372	238	88	46
214	But I thought that Costco had the best return policy in the business.	1.4839	0.03815	310	191	88	31
215	Just toss it to me - There's nothing like fresh caught salmon	1.4836	0.03962	335	219	70	46
216	You know, I got very tired of that "if you teach a bear to fish" line years ago..	1.4833	0.03755	329	205	89	35
217	None of them had barcodes.	1.4817	0.04198	301	198	61	42
218	I heard on the radio we’re in a bear market.	1.4815	0.04416	243	153	63	27
219	Margaret was right, this is way easier than hunting in the wild	1.4814	0.03665	349	219	92	38
220	Don’t bag it; just toss it up in the air!	1.4809	0.03887	341	222	74	45
221	No bag, thanks. I’ll eat it in the car.	1.4806	0.03753	335	211	87	37
222	You know the Eskimo Pie? False advertising!	1.4789	0.04294	261	166	65	30
223	You should probably call for cleanup on Aisle 6.	1.4787	0.04050	305	197	70	38
224	And then I realized that it is not all about the chase after all.	1.4778	0.04253	270	173	65	32
225	Don’t bother. I’m going to eat it on the way home.	1.4777	0.03853	337	218	77	42
226	If you're going to charge me for that bag, I'll eat it here.	1.4760	0.04042	292	186	73	33
227	Is that kosher?	1.4752	0.04428	242	154	61	27
228	I feel like you are judging me.	1.4745	0.04300	274	179	60	35
229	back in the day fish was free	1.4738	0.03862	325	209	78	38
230	I usually catch my own, but I just got my claws done.	1.4737	0.04131	266	167	72	27
231	Excuse me but I think I ordered a school of these!	1.4737	0.04233	266	170	66	30
232	I stopped fishing when I discovered couponing.	1.4735	0.04388	245	156	62	27
233	Do you mind just throwing it to me?	1.4727	0.04194	275	177	66	32
234	What seems weirder to you. That a bear is buying a salmon at Whole Foods or that he's willing to pay $25 a pound for it	1.4722	0.04228	288	190	60	38
235	I’m pescatarian.	1.4721	0.04259	233	143	70	20
236	Why? I know fresh. This isn't fresh.	1.4704	0.04181	287	188	63	36
237	I don't need a bag, I'll just take it out bear-handed.	1.4696	0.03943	296	188	77	31
238	When I was a cub, I had to trudge 5 miles uphill in the snow for one of these.	1.4690	0.04398	258	169	57	32
239	Skip the bag. I want to tell my wife I got it from the river.	1.4679	0.03891	327	214	73	40
240	I'd like this to be our little secret.	1.4676	0.04059	293	190	69	34
241	Let's just keep this between ourselves, ok?	1.4674	0.04187	261	166	68	27
242	The thrill of the hunt is overrated.	1.4672	0.04385	259	170	57	32
243	Hey, it's not as easy as Animal Planet makes it seem.	1.4669	0.04410	257	169	56	32
244	Don’t tell my husband. I didn’t have time to catch tonight.	1.4667	0.04053	285	183	71	31
245	Standing in the middle of that river with a dumb look on my face, it's just not me.	1.4664	0.04559	238	156	53	29
246	Was he swimming up or down stream.	1.4661	0.04468	236	152	58	26
247	I'd like to return this. It was dead.	1.4660	0.04048	294	191	69	34
248	We’re having unexpected company. I just don’t have the time to forage.	1.4658	0.03981	292	187	74	31
249	I don't want the fish. I want that thing where you teach me to fish.	1.4653	0.04535	245	162	52	31
250	She'll kill me if I come home empty-handed.	1.4650	0.03776	314	199	84	31
251	Sustainable? At those prices? I don’t think so….	1.4649	0.03884	299	190	79	30
252	I find the wild ones taste too gamey.	1.4648	0.04317	256	166	61	29
253	In order to save my reputation, just stick it in my mouth.	1.4642	0.04105	265	168	71	26
254	I'd like to exchange this for the version that comes with pre-cut herbs, spices and a side of lemony quinoa.	1.4640	0.04127	278	180	67	31
255	I want her to think I caught it. Can I bite it before you giftwrap it?	1.4632	0.04290	272	180	58	34
256	Is that fresh-caught?	1.4629	0.03884	283	177	81	25
257	Would you like to donate the extra 10 cents to save the polar bears...?	1.4622	0.04558	251	169	48	34
258	What's happening? Before I went into hibernation I could get two fish for that price.	1.4619	0.04507	236	154	55	27
259	Thanks. It's embarrassing go home without anything to show for the day.	1.4618	0.04141	249	156	71	22
260	Young man, I invented sushi.	1.4609	0.04636	243	164	46	33
261	Well, with what you charge for salmon, I’m not surprised you don’t have more bears shopping here.	1.4601	0.04083	276	178	69	29
262	How 'bout we just keep this between ourselves? Those spawning waters are just really cold.	1.4601	0.04211	276	182	61	33
263	No thanks. I'll just take it in my mouth.	1.4601	0.04091	263	167	71	25
264	I don't have time to stop by the river tonight.	1.4593	0.04697	209	135	52	22
265	Give a bear a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a bear to fish, he eats for a lifetime. Teach a bear to shop, now you have a sitcom.	1.4585	0.04353	253	166	58	29
266	And this is wild caught?	1.4585	0.04072	277	179	69	29
267	Oh, they can never tell that its store bought.	1.4581	0.04379	227	144	62	21
268	Wait, is that farmed or wild caught?	1.4580	0.04009	286	185	71	30
269	Can I get the change in minnows?	1.4577	0.04335	260	172	57	31
270	I'd like to exchange it for a seal.	1.4574	0.04173	282	187	61	34
271	You might want to call in a clean-up on aisle six.	1.4574	0.04657	223	147	50	26
272	Could you also throw in an Eskimo Pie?	1.4573	0.04056	293	193	66	34
273	Could you put some teeth marks in it? My wife thinks I’m a sissy.	1.4566	0.04032	265	168	73	24
274	Finally, somebody who uses "ironic" correctly.	1.4557	0.04017	305	203	65	37
275	Net or line caught?	1.4556	0.04135	259	166	68	25
276	Because the sign said: “BEARS—NO FISHING”	1.4554	0.04640	224	148	50	26
277	Okay, nice & slow. Put the fish in the bag, and nobody gets hurt	1.4549	0.04259	277	186	56	35
278	Can you guarantee that this fish has not been in contact with nuts of any type	1.4545	0.04703	220	146	48	26
279	And could you throw in a buttery chardonnay?	1.4545	0.04409	231	149	59	23
280	You can put it right in my mouth.	1.4542	0.04304	251	164	60	27
281	Organic?	1.4534	0.03903	236	142	81	13
282	You guys have made wild caught alot easier	1.4531	0.04225	245	157	65	23
283	My doctor says I need more Omega fatty acids in my diet.	1.4521	0.05019	188	124	43	21
284	If anyone asks, I caught it myself.	1.4521	0.04217	261	171	62	28
285	How can you justify a bag tax in a bear market?	1.4521	0.04206	292	199	54	39
286	Is that wild or farm-raised?	1.4520	0.04086	250	158	71	21
287	This is our secret	1.4519	0.03977	270	172	74	24
288	The exact place it was born?? Why can’t I just return it here?	1.4515	0.04408	237	155	57	25
289	No need for a bag, this isn't even making it to the car.	1.4508	0.03975	295	194	69	32
290	Is this farmed or fresh caught?	1.4506	0.04422	233	152	57	24
291	Back in the day, grandpa said these would just jump right into your mouth!	1.4505	0.04306	222	140	64	18
292	I'm telling my wife I caught it.	1.4502	0.04375	251	167	55	29
293	Nah, I’ll just eat it on the way home.	1.4500	0.04788	220	149	43	28
294	Humans aren’t the only ones having supply issues.	1.4498	0.04692	209	137	50	22
295	No need to bag it, I’ll eat it on the way.	1.4494	0.04159	247	158	67	22
296	No bag, I need my family to think this was wild caught.	1.4491	0.04270	265	177	57	31
297	Well, I’m a city bear. Do YOU hunt down your dinner?	1.4486	0.04405	243	161	55	27
298	No need to wrap - I'll take it as is.	1.4481	0.04111	270	177	65	28
299	No, you can leave it thrashing on the counter.	1.4481	0.03975	270	173	73	24
300	I can't go home empty handed. I told my wife that I was going fishing.	1.4480	0.04141	279	186	61	32
301	If my wife asks, I was never here.	1.4471	0.04178	255	166	64	25
302	It tastes better when someone else catches it.	1.4468	0.04309	235	152	61	22
303	Inflation shock: I used to get a whale for the same price.	1.4466	0.04275	253	167	59	27
304	Can you keep this between us?	1.4466	0.04167	262	172	63	27
305	No bag, thanks. I’ll eat it here.	1.4464	0.04460	224	146	56	22
306	It's a gift	1.4464	0.04502	233	155	52	26
307	Actually, you can keep the bag.	1.4459	0.04318	231	149	61	21
308	Sorry to carp about the prices. I know it's a bear market.	1.4457	0.04285	258	172	57	29
309	And a bottle of your best spring water.	1.4453	0.04201	256	171	58	27
310	No, no, summer's different. But when the water's cold, I prefer retail.	1.4444	0.04531	216	141	54	21
311	Better give me two. My husband couldn't catch a salmon if you gave him nets for paws.	1.4444	0.04073	288	193	62	33
312	I'd like to exchange this for some porridge, please.	1.4440	0.04557	232	156	49	27
313	I'm trying to stick to the bear necessities.	1.4435	0.04586	230	155	48	27
314	No bag needed. I'll eat it here.	1.4431	0.04321	255	171	55	29
315	It was a wedding gift and we got like a dozen of these already.	1.4422	0.04408	251	170	51	30
316	Could I get a bottle of river water to go, please?	1.4419	0.04592	215	142	51	22
317	No, there's no bar code. I usually just swipe it.	1.4417	0.04363	240	159	56	25
318	Paper, please. I'm sure there'll be enough plastic on the inside already.	1.4416	0.04402	231	152	56	23
319	It's always so stressful buying for your girlfriend's parents.	1.4414	0.04394	222	144	58	20
320	Actually, it's for my cat.	1.4412	0.04119	272	181	62	29
321	Would YOU want stand in icy water and catch that with your mouth?	1.4412	0.04183	238	153	65	20
322	It goes against my natural instincts, but they said it was important to support local merchants.	1.4410	0.04253	229	147	63	19
323	After Lent, it's back to scientists on Fridays.	1.4398	0.04505	241	164	48	29
324	Actually, it's a Den Warming gift.	1.4398	0.04868	166	105	49	12
325	Wild caught, right	1.4391	0.04371	230	151	57	22
326	No wallet, but I am a thousand pounds of endangered bear with little to lose. Oh and paper not plastic.	1.4391	0.04583	230	156	47	27
327	Excuse me, sir, would there be an all-species restroom that I might visit, please?	1.4388	0.04639	196	127	52	17
328	Is this locally sourced?	1.4385	0.04222	260	174	58	28
329	Do you guys validate parking?	1.4378	0.04822	201	135	44	22
330	I'd also like two baby seals.	1.4378	0.04372	233	154	56	23
331	Are you really sure you want me to swipe?	1.4368	0.04858	190	126	45	19
332	Your policy clearly states all returns must occur within 24 hours. I caught this guy in aisle 4 yesterday after 4. I really don't want to have to become ferocious about this.	1.4363	0.04666	204	135	49	20
333	Could you get a bigger bag? I don't want my wife to see I had to buy one.	1.4361	0.04499	227	152	51	23
334	If my wife asks, just pretend I caught it.	1.4360	0.04652	211	141	48	22
335	Who can afford wild caught?	1.4359	0.05036	195	134	37	24
336	I don’t always tell people where I fish, but when I do it’s a lie	1.4352	0.04230	216	137	64	15
337	We are switching from being carnivores to ovo-lacto-pescatarianism… trying to do our part to minimize our carbon pawprint, you know?	1.4351	0.05846	131	87	31	13
338	Can you recommend a wine to go with that?	1.4348	0.04042	253	164	68	21
339	Is it fresh, or farmed?	1.4343	0.04603	198	129	52	17
340	Do I look like I'd need a bag?	1.4338	0.04432	219	144	55	20
341	Can you rough it up a little so my husband thinks I caught it?	1.4337	0.05430	166	114	32	20
342	When I was a young bear, you could find these in the water for free!	1.4336	0.04766	226	158	38	30
343	Now, this is wild-caught?	1.4330	0.04541	224	151	49	24
344	So, where is this farm you speak of?	1.4329	0.04397	231	154	54	23
345	I practice catch and return.	1.4325	0.03973	252	162	71	19
346	Could you label it "wild caught?" I'm trying to impress a girl.	1.4323	0.04292	229	150	59	20
347	Oh no,no...can you bag it in plastic please? I want it to taste like it's from the ocean.	1.4317	0.04749	227	159	38	30
348	Wild caught salmon is just so hard to come by these days!	1.4316	0.04397	234	157	53	24
349	I'd like to trade this for a jar of honey.	1.4316	0.04438	234	158	51	25
350	I used to catch them in my bear hands.	1.4312	0.04349	218	142	58	18
351	On second thought, I’ll just eat you.	1.4311	0.04436	225	150	53	22
352	Do you know if its organic?	1.4310	0.04549	232	159	46	27
353	Do I look like I really care if it's wild-caught or farm-raised?	1.4309	0.05029	181	122	40	19
354	You know what, throw in a side of flies.	1.4306	0.04616	216	148	44	24
355	Actually, could you throw it to me? That way I can say I caught it."	1.4304	0.04233	230	150	61	19
356	I want to exchange it for a larger size.	1.4303	0.04103	244	159	65	20
357	I used to go to the river uptown, but your new Whole Foods location is just so convenient.	1.4300	0.04567	200	131	52	17
358	I don't need a bag, just toss it in the air.	1.4299	0.04694	214	146	44	24
359	I don't need the bag. I'm going to eat it on the way home.	1.4299	0.04405	214	140	56	18
360	Usually I get it myself but who has the time these days?	1.4298	0.04329	242	163	54	25
361	I'm a bear if I don't get my daily dose of omega-3.	1.4292	0.04476	219	146	52	21
362	That's wild-caught, right?	1.4275	0.04129	255	170	61	24
363	Skip the bag. I’m eating on the way home	1.4274	0.04267	234	155	58	21
364	No bag, please. Just toss it.	1.4272	0.04523	206	136	52	18
365	No bag,please -- the wife thinks I can still catch fish.	1.4267	0.04522	225	153	48	24
366	I’ll need this freeze wrapped. It’s for my hibernation period.	1.4263	0.04098	251	166	63	22
367	I’m getting too old to catch my own.	1.4262	0.03975	244	157	70	17
368	Our guest doesn't like porridge	1.4259	0.04841	216	152	36	28
369	Forget the bag, can you just toss it into my mouth?	1.4258	0.04677	209	142	45	22
370	I lied about my fishing skills in my dating profile.	1.4256	0.04703	195	130	47	18
371	Are you really gonna make me buy a fish just to use the restroom?	1.4249	0.04794	193	130	44	19
372	Sorry. I must have left my receipt in my winter coat.	1.4249	0.04443	193	124	56	13
373	Oh,no bag thanks, I’m going to eat it on the way home.	1.4247	0.04132	219	140	65	14
374	Can I put some bite marks on it so she'll think I caught it?	1.4246	0.04200	252	170	57	25
375	The one I caught in the river - talked. it freaked me out	1.4242	0.04919	198	137	38	23
376	Which aisle are the beehives in?	1.4241	0.04886	191	130	41	20
377	Can you throw it in the air for me?	1.4236	0.04514	203	134	52	17
378	I'd like to exchange this for a salmon,preferably in red.	1.4232	0.04049	241	157	66	18
379	I prefer wild to farm-raised, but the price is unbearable.	1.4229	0.04446	227	154	50	23
380	Thankfully, our supply chain goes upstream.	1.4229	0.04863	201	139	39	23
381	When will you stock 'Beyond Salmon?'	1.4227	0.04661	194	129	48	17
382	Instead of the bag, could you spray water in my face and toss it in the air?	1.4226	0.04522	239	167	43	29
383	Why yes, of course I'd like to make a donation to the Climate Change Fund.	1.4224	0.05548	161	113	28	20
384	How's my day going?...You asking me or the fish?	1.4223	0.04674	206	140	45	21
385	And a dozen wild bagels, please.	1.4216	0.04707	204	139	44	21
386	No bag. I'll carry it home in my mouth so it looks more believable.	1.4215	0.04225	223	146	60	17
387	Yeah, sometimes I'm just too tired to go out and catch it myself.	1.4211	0.04673	209	143	44	22
388	Wait, you mean you DON’T pronounce the L? See, this is why I come here instead of the stream.	1.4208	0.04980	183	125	39	19
389	Do you accept frozen assets?	1.4207	0.05116	164	110	39	15
390	I have to warn you. The last time I swiped, it did not go well.	1.4202	0.05274	188	135	27	26
391	Let me bite it before you wrap it up. I want everyone to think I caught it.	1.4200	0.04721	200	136	44	20
392	Just toss it into my mouth, please.	1.4199	0.04030	231	149	67	15
393	Actually, I'll just devour it here.	1.4198	0.04272	212	138	59	15
394	Well, what did you think was gonna happen once you started selling wild salmon?	1.4198	0.05307	162	111	34	17
395	And this is your idea of fresh fish?	1.4195	0.04835	174	115	45	14
396	Was it caught locally and sustainably?	1.4194	0.04402	217	145	53	19
397	Can't you ship it upstream?	1.4185	0.04649	184	121	49	14
398	Sure, I prefer the thrill of the hunt, but we're just so busy with the kids' activities.	1.4185	0.04649	184	121	49	14
399	Fresh caught or farmed?	1.4185	0.04519	184	119	53	12
400	Is it farmed, or wild? And if it's farmed, could you tell me where the farm is?	1.4180	0.04803	189	128	43	18
401	Do you have a wine pairing recommendation?	1.4175	0.04463	206	137	52	17
402	Bearnaise I think. Why do you ask?	1.4174	0.04289	218	144	57	17
403	No need to bag it, I'll eat it on the way home.	1.4174	0.04399	230	157	50	23
404	There's a bear in your store talking to you and all you can think about is whether I can pay?	1.4171	0.05207	175	122	33	20
405	Can you just put it in my mouth?	1.4171	0.04638	211	145	44	22
406	Since my inheritance, I no longer need to hunt for fish."	1.4171	0.04589	211	144	46	21
407	Could you wet it for me? Like it’s fresh out of a stream	1.4167	0.04784	180	120	45	15
408	Yes, of course I still want chop-sticks and wasabi with that, what do I look like, an animal?	1.4167	0.04834	216	154	34	28
409	No bag please. Just toss it in the air so I can tell my wife I caught it.	1.4163	0.04358	245	170	48	27
410	Do you carry wrapping paper? It's a gift.	1.4162	0.04988	173	117	40	16
411	I'll just swipe it.	1.4159	0.04776	214	151	37	26
412	When the forest was here this used to be free.	1.4158	0.05175	190	136	29	25
413	Neither paper or plastic. I'll just eat it here.	1.4157	0.04688	178	117	48	13
414	Can I exchange for some berries? I forgot I gave up salmon for Lent.	1.4157	0.05067	166	112	39	15
415	I don’t see you out there hunting and gathering either.	1.4155	0.04418	219	148	51	20
416	This is embarrassing, but my fishing license expired."	1.4155	0.04392	207	137	54	16
417	Denise and Peter are coming over, and they’re always raving about how fresh-caught is better, but who has time for that you know?	1.4152	0.04254	224	149	57	18
418	Have you tried catching fish - with your mouth - in rapid waters?	1.4146	0.04684	205	141	43	21
419	I found a hair in it.	1.4146	0.05325	164	114	32	18
420	My kids won't eat anything with a face.	1.4145	0.04785	193	132	42	19
421	Yeah, I'd like to return it--I thought it smelled a little fishy.	1.4143	0.04651	210	145	43	22
422	Where would I find the capers?	1.4141	0.04586	198	133	48	17
423	When you go check the price on that, walk backwards, slowly. Whatever you do, don’t run.	1.4140	0.04974	186	129	37	20
424	Have YOU tried catching them without opposable thumbs?	1.4136	0.05079	162	109	39	14
425	Could you please throw it up in the air for me.	1.4133	0.04730	196	134	43	19
426	Please remove all tags, I'll pretend I grabbed it myself.	1.4129	0.04253	201	130	59	12
427	Fresh? Let me tell you about fresh.	1.4128	0.05006	172	117	39	16
428	My credit card DOES have a chip, but I'd still prefer to swipe	1.4128	0.05270	172	121	31	20
429	Yes, I'm a bear, and I stand with Ukraine.	1.4128	0.05006	172	117	39	16
430	Uh ... I don't really need a bag.	1.4126	0.04405	206	137	53	16
431	I'm making enough from my podcast that I can afford to just skip the trip to the stream."	1.4118	0.05115	170	117	36	17
432	Can you throw it at me so it feels authentic?	1.4118	0.05047	170	116	38	16
433	Please keep it refrigerated. It’s for my cousin at the Bronx Zoo.	1.4118	0.04379	204	135	54	15
434	You're gonna need a bigger bag.	1.4109	0.04518	202	136	49	17
435	I don't need a bag, I'll eat it on the way home.	1.4109	0.04626	202	138	45	19
436	Do we know if that’s wild-caught?	1.4106	0.04597	207	142	45	20
437	Would you mind descaling it for me? I just got my claws done.	1.4103	0.05134	156	105	38	13
438	No bag, please throw it at me.	1.4103	0.04575	195	131	48	16
439	You can't find fish like this out there anymore.	1.4103	0.05053	156	104	40	12
440	Save the bag. I'm going to eat it now	1.4101	0.04490	217	149	47	21
441	Sorry to ask again, but this was definitely wild-caught?	1.4091	0.04718	176	117	46	13
442	It's okay, I don't need the bag--I want my wife to think I caught it with my bear hands.	1.4091	0.05177	176	124	32	20
443	Don't wrap it up, I'll eat it here.	1.4089	0.04446	203	136	51	16
444	Is it farm raised or wild? I only eat wild.	1.4087	0.04260	230	156	54	20
445	It was my son’s first catch. Can you mount it?	1.4087	0.04728	208	146	39	23
446	Hold on. I forgot the capers.	1.4086	0.04604	186	124	48	14
447	That's okay: save the bag!	1.4083	0.04924	169	114	41	14
448	Normally, I'd just swipe my paw.	1.4083	0.04778	169	112	45	12
449	Where would the seal section be?	1.4083	0.05134	169	117	35	17
450	There’s no bag fee if I just clench it in my teeth, correct?	1.4082	0.04381	196	129	54	13
451	I would like a dozen and I won’t need a bag.	1.4080	0.04476	201	135	50	16
452	Caught wild I hope?	1.4076	0.04480	211	144	48	19
453	It's for my National Geographic photo shoot.	1.4072	0.04703	194	133	43	18
454	It's not the same as freshly caught.	1.4072	0.04817	167	111	44	12
455	Can you make it look like it's been in a tussle? It's a gift.	1.4065	0.04722	214	152	37	25
456	Give a bear a fish, teach a bear to fish? So much easier to just buy it!	1.4061	0.04651	197	135	44	18
457	...but I can TEACH a man to fish	1.4057	0.05002	175	121	37	17
458	Could we talk about the bear claws that you're selling in aisle 4?	1.4057	0.04591	175	115	49	11
459	Our ancestors used catch these with their bare teeth	1.4051	0.04684	195	134	43	18
460	I didn't see any harbor seals, but can you check in the back?	1.4050	0.04654	200	138	43	19
461	No, I don't have a receipt.	1.4049	0.04412	205	138	51	16
462	Could you add some extra ice? I seem to be running out.	1.4048	0.04593	210	146	43	21
463	Immigration told us since we are native to the area, we are exempt from state and local taxes	1.4044	0.04652	183	123	46	14
464	Hold the chips; I'm on the Paleo Diet.	1.4044	0.04716	183	124	44	15
465	It's for my wife. Do you gift wrap?	1.4044	0.04652	183	123	46	14
466	Skip the bag….. I don’t want Mrs. Bear to know I took the lazy way out today.”	1.4041	0.04775	193	134	40	19
467	I’m someone who can truly appreciate the taste of wild caught.	1.4040	0.04795	198	139	38	21
468	...and HOW many bags of ice??	1.4040	0.04808	151	98	45	8
469	Can you make it look like I caught it myself?	1.4039	0.04441	203	137	50	16
470	With my arthritis? No way I'm wading into some freezing river!	1.4037	0.04175	218	145	58	15
471	No need to bag. I’m telling my wife that I caught it myself.	1.4036	0.05266	166	117	31	18
472	In lieu of payment, how about I just agree to not eat you?	1.4035	0.04878	171	116	41	14
473	The L is silent?	1.4033	0.04752	181	123	43	15
474	I'm sorry, I left my wallet in the pants I forgot to put on.	1.4031	0.04375	196	130	53	13
475	I don’t need the bag. I’m going to eat it in my car.	1.4031	0.04375	196	130	53	13
476	You don’t need to put it in a bag. I am going to eat it right away	1.4030	0.04471	201	136	49	16
477	You would be worn out too, if you had to catch them with your hands your entire life.	1.4025	0.05212	159	110	34	15
478	Give me a fish and I'll be hungry tomorrow. Teach me to fish and I won't have to come here every day.	1.4022	0.04696	184	125	44	15
479	Can you filet that, please. Fussy cubs.	1.4012	0.04809	167	112	43	12
480	You know what else bothers my folks? While they hibernate, I go to Florida.	1.4012	0.04924	172	118	39	15
481	I ordered Fish and Chips and don't you dare to say "bear with me"	1.4012	0.05386	172	125	25	22
482	I'd like to return this salmon. It was swimming downstream.	1.4010	0.04846	192	135	37	20
483	Don't bother to wrap it. I going to pretend I caught it.	1.4000	0.04437	210	144	48	18
484	Do you take Polar Express?	1.4000	0.05262	180	131	26	23
485	Don't bother wrapping it -- I'll just eat it right here.	1.4000	0.04649	190	130	44	16
486	So this is between you and me, right? The wife doesn’t need to know…	1.4000	0.04860	200	143	34	23
487	You can leave it out of the bag. I’m gonna eat it on the way home.	1.4000	0.04702	200	140	40	20
488	It’s still a catch if you buy it at half price, right?	1.3990	0.04399	198	133	51	14
489	I hate to be fussy but is this locally caught?	1.3989	0.04682	188	129	43	16
490	Yes,I'll donate 3 dollars to save the polar ice caps.	1.3989	0.04669	178	120	45	13
491	It’s my emotional support fish.	1.3988	0.04901	173	119	39	15
492	Can I get that with fry's?	1.3988	0.04787	168	113	43	12
493	I really prefer wild-caught over farm-raised.	1.3983	0.04281	231	160	50	21
494	Oddly enough, I prefer farm raised.	1.3981	0.04443	206	141	48	17
495	I recently lost a friend to plastic, let's go with paper.	1.3978	0.04898	186	131	36	19
496	Would you suggest a Chablis or a Chardonnay with this?	1.3974	0.05356	156	110	30	16
497	You swear it's not farm grown?	1.3966	0.04511	179	119	49	11
498	No, no, for here	1.3966	0.04781	179	123	41	15
499	No, really. It's for a friend.	1.3966	0.04740	174	118	43	13
500	We have supply chain issues up North.	1.3963	0.05162	164	115	33	16
501	Is it Alaskan?	1.3963	0.04428	217	151	46	20
502	It’s a meal for two – I’m bi-polar	1.3962	0.05573	159	116	23	20
503	Before you gift wrap can I add add some teeth marks?	1.3961	0.05246	154	107	33	14
504	I generally just catch and release.	1.3960	0.04503	202	139	46	17
505	Is it non-GMO and sustainably caught?	1.3959	0.04527	197	135	46	16
506	You know, climate change.	1.3958	0.05142	144	97	37	10
507	I get that all the time. The Klondike Bar model was actually my father.	1.3955	0.05203	177	128	28	21
508	Declined? Again? Something is fishy.	1.3953	0.04917	172	119	38	15
509	Can I exchange this for one that's still flopping?	1.3946	0.05147	185	135	27	23
510	Was this line caught, or plucked out of the air while trying to complete its only purpose in life?	1.3946	0.04854	185	130	37	18
511	Actually, I don’t need a bag; I’ll be eating both of you right here.	1.3943	0.05308	175	128	25	22
512	No bag… Just toss it in the air. I’ll eat it here.	1.3943	0.04648	175	118	45	12
513	Do you deliver to the Artic Circle area?	1.3941	0.04814	170	116	41	13
514	What I wouldn't do for a Klondike bar.	1.3941	0.05230	170	122	29	19
515	Locally sourced, fresh caught, never farmed- so do we have a deal”	1.3941	0.04668	170	114	45	11
516	Some feedback: I was frankly appalled by a certain item name in your pastry section.	1.3938	0.05544	160	117	23	20
517	I'll save the 10 cents. Just put it in my mouth.	1.3936	0.04426	188	126	50	12
518	The stream was all out again!	1.3933	0.04991	178	126	34	18
519	Is this local and sustainable?	1.3929	0.04481	196	134	47	15
520	Do you haves something in a larger size?	1.3929	0.04627	168	112	46	10
521	Can I exchange this for one of those beer belly camo guys in the gun section?	1.3927	0.05131	191	141	25	25
522	I hope I can count on your discretion.	1.3919	0.05561	148	106	26	16
523	Don't bother, I'll eat it here.	1.3918	0.05003	171	120	35	16
524	Keep the bag, I'll be eating it here.	1.3916	0.04663	166	111	45	10
525	Wild-caught IS better, but who has the time?	1.3910	0.05500	156	113	25	18
526	Please don't tell the rest of the den. They think I'm down at the river.	1.3908	0.04733	174	119	42	13
527	yes, wild-caught	1.3907	0.04201	215	146	54	15
528	Would you mind tossing it up in the air for me?	1.3904	0.05615	146	105	25	16
529	I got tired of posing for pictures down by the river.	1.3904	0.04992	146	98	39	9
530	Or if you prefer I can use a credit card.	1.3902	0.06069	123	88	22	13
531	You might want a little cleanup on aisle 9.	1.3899	0.05040	159	110	36	13
532	No bag. I'll be eating it right away.	1.3897	0.05131	136	91	37	8
533	I asked for a combo meal.	1.3896	0.05155	154	107	34	13
534	I prefer to purchase my fish locally sourced.	1.3895	0.04697	172	117	43	12
535	Can I get a bag of ice for that? I'm running low.	1.3893	0.05363	149	105	30	14
536	Save the bag, sweetie. It will be gone before I get to my car.	1.3892	0.04847	185	131	36	18
537	My kids can’t know how these are actually caught.	1.3892	0.04403	185	124	50	11
538	I usually catch my own, but I just got my nails done and a blow out.	1.3889	0.04973	162	112	37	13
539	If anyone asks, I caught him in the rapids.....	1.3886	0.04813	193	138	35	20
540	I usually eat seal meat, but not on Fridays.	1.3886	0.04916	175	123	36	16
541	Do you know if it was farm-raised or wild-caught?	1.3886	0.04569	175	118	46	11
542	I am returning this because it turns out that I am allergic to mercury.	1.3879	0.04597	165	110	46	9
543	Do you accept bearcoin?	1.3875	0.04936	160	110	38	12
544	Do you have any with the teeth marks,so I can say I caught it?	1.3871	0.05046	155	107	36	12
545	My wife thinks that I’m setting a bad example for our kids.	1.3871	0.05806	124	87	26	11
546	Wild caught, Farmed ; I can't tell the difference .	1.3869	0.05102	137	92	37	8
547	It's not leaping from a river, but with some lemon and a glass of vouvray it'll do.	1.3869	0.05698	137	98	25	14
548	Thanks for not doing that old "Buy Polar" joke.	1.3864	0.05756	132	94	25	13
549	I think "wild caught" is SO overrated.	1.3861	0.04380	202	139	48	15
550	I could give you money, or I could just not rip your arms off.	1.3861	0.05515	158	116	23	19
551	Do I look like I brought my own bag?	1.3859	0.04862	184	131	35	18
552	This is so much easier than standing in a freezing stream for hours.	1.3858	0.05482	127	87	31	9
553	I'd like to trade it in for a "wild-caught"	1.3854	0.04828	192	138	34	20
554	Do you gift wrap ? It's a post-hibernation present.	1.3854	0.04537	192	133	44	15
555	Now can I renew my library card?	1.3851	0.05551	148	107	25	16
556	Wow, 10 cents for a bag?! Never mind, I'll just eat it here.	1.3851	0.04931	174	123	35	16
557	No need for a bag.	1.3846	0.04579	182	125	44	13
558	I'll just have it "to go"	1.3846	0.04894	169	118	37	14
559	I need the bag as well, because my other half is a goat.	1.3846	0.05566	156	115	22	19
560	Sure I could do it myself, but who has the time?	1.3846	0.04163	182	119	56	7
561	Out of cedar planks again?	1.3846	0.04837	182	129	36	17
562	They’ll never know it wasn’t actually wild caught.	1.3842	0.04668	177	122	42	13
563	I don't want seem picky, but is it wild caught?	1.3838	0.04779	185	131	37	17
564	No bag necessary, just toss it in the air, we'll pretend I'm in the river	1.3838	0.04591	185	128	43	14
565	Oh, I don't need a bag for that.	1.3831	0.04805	154	104	41	9
566	Can we keep this just between you and me?	1.3831	0.04978	154	106	37	11
567	The other bears have been switching to meal subscription services, but there's something so primal and wild about sourcing the food yourself, you know?	1.3830	0.05573	141	101	26	14
568	Much better selection here than your downstream location.	1.3828	0.04635	209	151	36	22
569	My cubs will only eat store bought!	1.3825	0.04624	183	127	42	14
570	Keep the bag, it should seem like I caught it myself.	1.3818	0.04974	165	116	35	14
571	They delivered coho. I ordered chinook.	1.3817	0.04634	186	130	41	15
572	Do you accept Polar Express?	1.3817	0.05574	131	92	28	11
573	We actually stop fishing when we retire.	1.3816	0.05107	152	106	34	12
574	I'm trying to eat less red meat.	1.3815	0.04809	173	121	38	14
575	That's Farm to Table, right?	1.3814	0.04439	194	134	46	14
576	It’s a comfort fish.	1.3813	0.05006	160	112	35	13
577	It's for hibernation, so add forty more to the order.	1.3810	0.04610	168	114	44	10
578	I just like the store-bought kind...	1.3810	0.04909	168	118	36	14
579	5 cents for a bag? I'm shopping at the river from now on.	1.3810	0.04909	168	118	36	14
580	And it's still considered 'wild caught' ?	1.3806	0.05036	155	108	35	12
581	Just a little wasabi on the side, please.	1.3800	0.05153	150	105	33	12
582	Hand it over slowly and nobody gets hurt.	1.3797	0.04797	187	134	35	18
583	Just the bear necessities today.	1.3796	0.05687	137	99	24	14
584	No bag. I'll just carry it out in my teeth.	1.3793	0.04426	174	117	48	9
585	Actually it's a gift. Could you please wrap this up?	1.3793	0.04701	145	96	43	6
586	No bag, you can just place it in my mouth.	1.3789	0.04438	190	131	46	13
587	Please remove the head and fillet it for me, and oh, add a lemon please!	1.3785	0.04728	177	124	39	14
588	It’s not like I couldn’t catch one in mid-air down at the river -I’m just as fierce and flesh-eating as the next guy - but hey, really, nowadays who’s got the time?	1.3782	0.05010	156	109	35	12
589	Where's my chips?	1.3782	0.05092	156	110	33	13
590	It's our 10th anniversary...thats fish ... right?	1.3782	0.05172	156	111	31	14
591	I don't need that. These days salmon come with their own plastic bag inside.	1.3780	0.05210	164	119	28	17
592	No, that's all I want - the bear necessities.	1.3776	0.04854	196	144	30	22
593	They say I should catch them myself, but who has time for that.	1.3775	0.04768	151	102	41	8
594	Please don't tell my wife we get farm-raised.	1.3774	0.04942	159	111	36	12
595	Just a plastic fork and some napkins. I'll eat in the car.	1.3770	0.04602	191	135	40	16
596	I thought she told me to change the lox	1.3767	0.05156	146	102	33	11
597	Hibernation’s no joke.	1.3766	0.05136	154	109	32	13
598	Do you have same day delivery?	1.3765	0.04798	162	112	39	11
599	There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but this is much more convenient.	1.3759	0.04986	141	96	37	8
600	On second thought,you smell even better!	1.3758	0.05510	149	109	24	16
601	It just tastes so much better than what I can catch in my neck of the woods…	1.3758	0.04984	157	110	35	12
602	Is there some reason bear food costs more than dog food?	1.3758	0.04965	165	117	34	14
603	Finally, I've looked absolutely everywhere for wild caught.	1.3758	0.04965	165	117	34	14
604	For here, please. No bag, just a quick flip in the air will be fine.	1.3750	0.05203	144	101	32	11
605	I'd like to send it C.O.D.	1.3750	0.05151	160	115	30	15
606	There’s just something better about store-bought.	1.3750	0.04815	144	97	40	7
607	I’m not going to eat it. I want it mounted over the mantle.	1.3743	0.04909	171	122	34	15
608	And two poppyseed bagels, please.	1.3742	0.05006	163	116	33	14
609	Could you please gut it as well? I'm squeamish.	1.3742	0.04930	163	115	35	13
610	All the questions about what I do in the woods got me questioning how I do a lot of things.	1.3742	0.05081	163	117	31	15
611	Think sushi.	1.3741	0.05036	147	102	35	10
612	Why, yes, I do. In the woods.	1.3741	0.05710	139	102	22	15
613	You can leave the honey and toilet paper in the bag, but I'm going to eat the fish now.	1.3734	0.05038	158	112	33	13
614	Oh, No Need to Bag It...I'll Just Eat It Now.	1.3734	0.04876	158	110	37	11
615	I’d also like a bagel and cream cheese.	1.3734	0.05273	158	115	27	16
616	I usually get it myself but I'm trying to support local.	1.3734	0.04707	158	108	41	9
617	That's not farm-raised, right?	1.3733	0.04874	150	103	38	9
618	Do you mind if I bite it first so my wife won't get suspicious?	1.3732	0.05156	142	99	33	10
619	Don't juge me, it's too cold outside today.	1.3727	0.04812	161	112	38	11
620	Could you please wrap it in yesterday's newspaper? It gives it that certain je ne sais quoi.	1.3727	0.05048	161	115	32	14
621	I'm returning it because it smells.	1.3724	0.05265	145	103	30	12
622	I never really had to think about climate change and supply chains before last year.	1.3724	0.05356	145	104	28	13
623	Is it ethically sourced?	1.3721	0.05052	129	87	36	6
624	...and your finest white wine.	1.3720	0.04828	164	115	37	12
625	Thank you but I won't need a bag	1.3718	0.04999	156	110	34	12
626	Can you giftwrap it, please?	1.3716	0.05188	148	105	31	12
627	I ordered the rainbow, but this is clearly sockeye.”	1.3713	0.04690	167	116	40	11
628	Thanks, but this doesn't make up for the ice caps	1.3710	0.05306	124	85	32	7
629	Look, I gave it a try––Impossible Salmon just isn't for everyone.	1.3708	0.04765	178	127	36	15
630	Could you wrap it please? It's a gift.	1.3706	0.05221	143	101	31	11
631	Can't wait to stop working from home.	1.3704	0.05335	135	95	30	10
632	I trust that's sustainably sourced.	1.3704	0.05734	135	99	22	14
633	I have to return these, my wife said 'slippers' not 'kippers'	1.3701	0.05042	154	109	33	12
634	I ate two more in the store	1.3699	0.05669	146	109	20	17
635	When my son said he wanted COD for his birthday, he meant the video game Call Of Duty	1.3697	0.05102	165	120	29	16
636	Are you sure that's wild-caught? 'Cause I can tell, you know.	1.3694	0.05855	111	78	25	8
637	I think we have your account here sir. But are you Mr. Brown,Mr. Black,Mr. Grizzly,or Mr. Polar.	1.3694	0.05568	111	76	29	6
638	Do you think it’s big enough to feed three bears and a little girl?	1.3690	0.04818	168	119	36	13
639	Scale, fillet and debone please.	1.3684	0.04684	171	120	39	12
640	Goldilocks wants fish for dinner tonight so here I am.	1.3684	0.05594	133	96	25	12
641	I love supporting local business.	1.3684	0.04731	152	104	40	8
642	I was a hunter but now I'm a gatherer.	1.3684	0.05609	114	79	28	7
643	Can we just pretend I caught it?	1.3681	0.04996	163	117	32	14
644	Now you’re sure this is wild caught North Atlantic Salmon? I asked for Alaskan but they said they only had farm raised.	1.3677	0.04845	155	108	37	10
645	Do you have any wasabi?	1.3673	0.04835	147	101	38	8
646	At these prices, I could've just gone to the Yukon myself!	1.3673	0.05382	147	107	26	14
647	It smells fishy, so I am returning it.	1.3672	0.04845	177	128	33	16
648	And a bottle of water.	1.3671	0.05028	158	113	32	13
649	The sign said, "wild caught", but I don't see any claw or tooth marks.	1.3667	0.05667	120	85	26	9
650	But I ordered a salmon!	1.3663	0.04734	172	122	37	13
651	Is it possible to have that gift wrapped?	1.3662	0.05334	142	102	28	12
652	They’ll never guess it’s store bought.	1.3662	0.05143	142	100	32	10
653	I think I'm going to take it easy this season	1.3661	0.04534	183	129	41	13
654	I thought MediBear covers dietary supplements	1.3660	0.05143	153	110	30	13
655	Can I pay you later? I'm seasonal.	1.3659	0.05045	164	119	30	15
656	I just wanted to confirm that this is wild Alaskan salmon, and not farm raised.	1.3655	0.04875	145	100	37	8
657	I don't need a bag--just stick in my mouth	1.3655	0.05068	145	102	33	10
658	That's all right, I'll carry it in my mouth.	1.3655	0.05254	145	104	29	12
659	But I LIKE it rare!	1.3653	0.04680	167	117	39	11
660	I miss the old supply chain.	1.3652	0.04689	178	127	37	14
661	Could you throw some water on me so my wife thinks I caught it?	1.3651	0.05475	126	89	28	9
662	I forgot to get my license.	1.3651	0.05475	126	89	28	9
663	Are you sure it isn’t farmed?	1.3651	0.05475	126	89	28	9
664	I don't need a bag. I'm just going to tear into it as soon as I get in the car.	1.3650	0.04955	137	94	36	7
665	Do you have a catch and return policy?	1.3649	0.04903	148	103	36	9
666	NO, that's okay. I'll just eviscerate it right here.	1.3648	0.04921	159	113	34	12
667	Now is the honey on sale too...?	1.3648	0.04921	159	113	34	12
668	Could you filet it for me? I really hate those little bones.	1.3648	0.05235	159	117	26	16
669	I'm assuming that's wild-caught.	1.3647	0.04914	170	123	32	15
670	Please charge me for the sixty I ate while I was shopping.	1.3642	0.05015	151	107	33	11
671	It's caught wild- right? Can't stand that "farm raised" stuff.	1.3636	0.04917	143	99	36	8
672	No chips?	1.3636	0.05616	132	96	24	12
673	I could not find the seal.	1.3636	0.05718	132	97	22	13
674	No bag please. Help save the planet. Just put it in my mouth.	1.3631	0.05281	157	116	25	16
675	It smelled fishy.	1.3630	0.04945	146	102	35	9
676	And if my wife asks, I got this at the stream.	1.3630	0.05313	146	106	27	13
677	i don’t know who it was, but somebody made a huge mess in the honey aisle	1.3630	0.05624	135	99	23	13
678	How fresh is fresh?	1.3630	0.05216	135	95	31	9
679	We're going to have to agree to disagree that this is "wild-caught".	1.3623	0.05339	138	99	28	11
680	Has anyone ever asked if you do your business in the woods?	1.3623	0.05533	138	101	24	13
681	No bag necessary. I’m going to eat it on the way home.	1.3621	0.04689	174	124	37	13
682	I actually don't need a bag.	1.3621	0.04760	174	125	35	14
683	No bag, thanks. I thought I'd eat both of you here.	1.3620	0.05281	163	122	23	18
684	I like my fish how I like my men, wild caught.	1.3617	0.04959	141	98	35	8
685	Could you please toss him up into the air for me instead?	1.3616	0.04633	177	126	38	13
686	My usual place is having restocking problems.	1.3615	0.05675	130	95	23	12
687	No seals ?	1.3614	0.04994	166	121	30	15
688	This is hay fever season so I'm avoiding the outdoors.	1.3613	0.05087	155	112	30	13
689	Climate Change? What has that got to do with the price of fish?	1.3611	0.04987	144	101	34	9
690	Is that farmed or wild-caught?	1.3609	0.05682	133	98	22	13
691	No bag. If you toss the fish in the air I’ll eat it right here.	1.3608	0.04770	158	111	37	10
692	I ordered Nova, not smoked.	1.3605	0.04652	172	122	38	12
693	You can't get them where I'm from anymore.	1.3604	0.04360	197	140	43	14
694	I believe I asked for butter and dill, on the side.	1.3604	0.05836	111	79	24	8
695	Can you recommend a nice bag of garbage to go with that?	1.3603	0.05078	136	95	33	8
696	Don’t worry, that’s just my stomach growling.	1.3603	0.05490	136	99	25	12
697	I can't taste the difference between farm raised and wild caught	1.3602	0.04206	186	128	49	9
698	I’m retired.	1.3600	0.05725	125	91	23	11
699	Worst advice ever? "Just go with the floe, dude!"	1.3600	0.05495	125	89	27	9
700	Can I get a plastic bag? I have to swim home...	1.3597	0.05003	139	97	34	8
701	Could you bag this please? I'd hate for some wilderness magazine to take my picture again during lunch.	1.3592	0.06148	103	74	21	8
702	Don’t wrap it up. I want the boys to think I caught it myself.	1.3592	0.05130	142	101	31	10
703	Do me a favor. Throw it at me so I can tell my wife I caught it.	1.3590	0.04893	156	111	34	11
704	What good is it if there's a cream-cheese shortage?	1.3588	0.05091	131	91	33	7
705	But does it pair better with a chardonnay or a chenin blanc?	1.3586	0.05421	145	107	24	14
706	It’s part of this new raw keto thing I’ve been doing.	1.3586	0.05241	145	105	28	12
707	Can we just keep this between us?	1.3585	0.04910	159	114	33	12
708	Oh, I won't be needing the bag.	1.3583	0.05650	120	86	25	9
709	Last week you were out. Had to get porridge. What a nightmare that was!	1.3583	0.05650	120	86	25	9
710	Supply chain problems.	1.3582	0.05443	134	97	26	11
711	Just the bear essentials today.	1.3581	0.05425	148	110	23	15
712	Can you put From Your Favorite Bear on the card	1.3581	0.05074	148	106	31	11
713	No need for the bag. I'm gonna eat that in the car on the drive home.	1.3580	0.04845	162	116	34	12
714	It is catch and release where I come from!	1.3580	0.04574	176	125	39	12
715	You can leave that out. That's for the ride home.	1.3578	0.05456	109	75	29	5
716	No bag, I'll be dining in.	1.3578	0.05610	109	76	27	6
717	Don't tell the family but I love farm salmon!"	1.3577	0.05431	123	87	28	8
718	I’ll take that to go.	1.3577	0.05256	137	98	29	10
719	. . . and three onion bagels, some chives and a pound of cream cheese.	1.3576	0.05083	165	122	27	16
720	I prefer free-range, but this is just so convenient.	1.3571	0.04974	140	98	34	8
721	This fish is dead.	1.3566	0.05289	143	104	27	12
722	Actually I wanted all fifty of them.	1.3566	0.05100	143	102	31	10
723	Are you sure this is farm raised? My cubs are allergic to the wild stuff.	1.3566	0.05002	143	101	33	9
724	Don’t tell National Geographic!	1.3566	0.05369	129	92	28	9
725	Can you rough it up a bit so she thinks I caught it in the river?	1.3566	0.05697	129	95	22	12
726	For old times sake, could you pack it in ice?	1.3562	0.04736	146	101	38	7
727	At least you’ve stopped using plastic.	1.3558	0.04410	163	112	44	7
728	Instead of bagging it, can you just toss it at my open mouth?	1.3558	0.05784	104	73	25	6
729	I was on my way down to the river when I saw you had a sale on so I thought: Hell, why not?	1.3556	0.05306	135	97	28	10
730	My regular spawning stream has gone dry. Hey, you got grubs and berries?	1.3554	0.05487	121	86	27	8
731	And pack him in lots of ice; we could really use the ice.	1.3554	0.05487	121	86	27	8
732	Can I have some ice with that?	1.3554	0.05230	121	84	31	6
733	What the fuck is 'white fish?'	1.3553	0.05231	152	112	26	14
734	You know our routine. Toss it to me first!	1.3551	0.04911	138	96	35	7
735	Wild caught, not farm raised and never frozen, right?	1.3534	0.06030	116	86	19	11
736	If my cubs come by, tell them I caught it myself.	1.3534	0.05511	116	82	27	7
737	Charge it to the World Wildlife Fund.	1.3533	0.05193	150	110	27	13
738	No bag--I'll eat it on the way home.	1.3533	0.04928	150	107	33	10
739	Can you believe I've been wading into streams for all this time?	1.3533	0.04811	167	121	33	13
740	Supply chain issues are hurting me too.	1.3533	0.04885	167	122	31	14
741	Kosher?	1.3529	0.05415	119	84	28	7
742	No need for the bag. Just put it in my mouth.	1.3525	0.05092	139	99	31	9
743	Could you throw it and shout Coho like they do in Seattle?	1.3525	0.05764	139	106	17	16
744	Lent. Am I right?	1.3525	0.05580	139	104	21	14
745	Oh, I won’t be needing a bag.	1.3525	0.04988	139	98	33	8
746	Oh wait,I have a coupon for that.	1.3525	0.04988	139	98	33	8
747	Oh, and I’ll need 150 million bags of ice.	1.3525	0.06039	122	92	17	13
748	Farm-raised is just easier now that I’m teleworking.	1.3522	0.05136	159	118	26	15
749	Cash or card? How about I don't maul you instead?	1.3521	0.05116	142	102	30	10
750	And 100 pounds of whale blubber...	1.3519	0.04754	162	116	35	11
751	Are you sure that's not a red herring?	1.3516	0.05272	128	91	29	8
752	I’d like to exchange this for a larger size.	1.3516	0.05387	128	92	27	9
753	And I'm getting a couple hundred pounds of ice from the cooler outside.	1.3514	0.05673	111	79	25	7
754	I couldn't find the fresh dill sauce you usually carry. Supply chain problems?	1.3514	0.05673	111	79	25	7
755	You’re telling me this salmon spawned on a farm?	1.3511	0.05301	131	94	28	9
756	Doesn't scan huh? Ha Ha guess it's free. Laugh or I'll maul you.	1.3511	0.05623	131	97	22	12
757	How can I tell that it is really "wild caught", it looks "farm raised"?	1.3510	0.04717	151	106	37	8
758	I didn’t think I’d like it, but now I can’t stop eating tilapia!	1.3510	0.04810	151	107	35	9
759	Can I get that with a side of nachos?	1.3509	0.05135	114	78	32	4
760	Its an in-flight snack	1.3507	0.05324	134	97	27	10
761	Do you deliver during the hibernation period?	1.3506	0.05007	154	112	30	12
762	Do you offer discounts for repeat customers?	1.3504	0.05138	137	98	30	9
763	Would you mind savagely dismembering it for me?	1.3500	0.05111	120	83	32	5
764	I would’ve caught it myself, but I just got a manicure.”	1.3500	0.06723	100	76	13	11
765	I may have taken several samples out of Barry in Produce.	1.3500	0.05357	140	103	25	12
766	No I'm sorry, I don't have the receipt	1.3496	0.05413	123	88	27	8
767	It’s not frozen, right?	1.3494	0.04429	166	116	42	8
768	Do you suggest pan sear or ripping it apart?	1.3492	0.05203	126	89	30	7
769	Paper, please. I'll get plenty of plastic with the fish.	1.3491	0.06001	106	77	21	8
770	Don’t suppose you stock any ice, do ya? Could do with some of that back home.	1.3490	0.05033	149	108	30	11
771	Yeah! I'm the one who shits in the woods!!!	1.3488	0.05238	129	92	29	8
772	…And a bag of everything bagels and a tub of cream cheese and I’ll be on my way.	1.3487	0.05219	152	113	25	14
773	The spouse'll never guess.	1.3485	0.05156	132	94	30	8
774	Fishin ain't what it used to be.	1.3485	0.05482	132	97	24	11
775	No thanks, just toss it into the air.	1.3484	0.05145	155	115	26	14
776	The Health Department closed the stream down by my cave.	1.3481	0.05185	135	97	29	9
777	Save the bag. I’m eating here.	1.3481	0.05185	135	97	29	9
778	Was it going up or down stream?	1.3481	0.05291	135	98	27	10
779	The Mrs. and I are headed upstream.	1.3478	0.05209	138	100	28	10
780	Save the bag, please. I'm going to eat that right now.	1.3478	0.05390	115	81	28	6
781	Wild caught or farmed, I don’t care. I’m a god damned bear .	1.3478	0.05409	138	102	24	12
782	How much is that salmon? I’ve only been in hibernation for 4 months!!	1.3478	0.05247	115	80	30	5
783	What aisle is the honey?	1.3475	0.05565	118	85	25	8
784	Can I speak to your forager?	1.3475	0.05433	118	84	27	7
785	I may be retired, but I'm still hungry.	1.3473	0.04647	167	120	36	11
786	You're sure that was claw caught?	1.3473	0.04799	167	122	32	13
787	No need to waste a bag.	1.3472	0.05056	144	104	30	10
788	Can I claw it first? I'm trying to impress her.	1.3472	0.04860	144	102	34	8
789	Could you bag that separate from the seal cutlets?	1.3469	0.06503	98	73	16	9
790	No bag. Just throw it up into the air.	1.3467	0.04914	150	108	32	10
791	I usually get salmon, but the cod was on special.	1.3465	0.06042	101	73	21	7
792	Don't tell anyone.	1.3465	0.06204	101	74	19	8
793	Listen...lets keep this a secret.	1.3465	0.05405	127	92	26	9
794	He's just insufferable..all he talks about is the Steak Diane he made at last year's camping trip! So, I'm shutting him up this year and making Trout Almondine.	1.3462	0.04868	156	113	31	11
795	I hear this is a bear market.	1.3462	0.05204	130	93	29	8
796	Will you waive the 5-cent bag fee if I refrain from ripping off your head?	1.3462	0.05537	130	96	23	11
797	You call 1,000 miles local?	1.3462	0.05537	130	96	23	11
798	Now you get in the bag.	1.3459	0.05752	133	101	18	14
799	With salmon I favor a Chardonnay, for its buttery mouthfeel. Why do you ask?	1.3459	0.05234	133	96	28	9
800	So, how long has Buy Polar been open?	1.3459	0.04779	133	92	36	5
801	I finally figured out how to survive climate change	1.3459	0.05124	133	95	30	8
802	My doctor says I need more Omega-3 in my diet.	1.3459	0.04896	133	93	34	6
803	A gift, but not all bears care for fish.	1.3456	0.05046	136	97	31	8
804	I don’t need a bag. I’m going to eat it right now .	1.3456	0.05046	136	97	31	8
805	I wanted Sockeye. This is Coho.	1.3448	0.04930	145	104	32	9
806	You think you could take a picture of me down by that stream?	1.3445	0.05778	119	88	21	10
807	No, that's 'for here.'	1.3444	0.04608	151	106	38	7
808	Do you know if this is sushi grade salmon?	1.3443	0.05675	122	90	22	10
809	Don’t waste the bag; just throw the fish in the air and I’ll take care of the rest.	1.3442	0.04994	154	113	29	12
810	The ones in the river are protected	1.3441	0.06209	93	67	20	6
811	May I have chips with that?	1.3438	0.04890	128	89	34	5
812	Wild salmon is too much work.	1.3436	0.04875	163	120	30	13
813	Your safe. It’s fish Friday.	1.3433	0.05412	134	99	24	11
814	Would you mind unscrewing the little soy sauce fish lids for me?	1.3433	0.05308	134	98	26	10
815	What do people have against bear markets?	1.3431	0.04908	137	97	33	7
816	But your seafood department says that Coho's worth $22 a pound.	1.3427	0.05167	143	105	27	11
817	Is there a near-extinction discount?	1.3426	0.05759	108	78	23	7
818	I know you said it is fresh, but is it organic?	1.3426	0.05759	108	78	23	7
819	What kind of wine would you suggest to go with this fish?	1.3426	0.05759	108	78	23	7
820	When do you expect to have sea lions in stock again?	1.3426	0.06193	108	81	17	10
821	Was it sustainably caught?	1.3423	0.05283	149	112	23	14
822	Why don't you just give it to me?	1.3421	0.05687	114	83	23	8
823	It's so much easier than swimming upstream with them.	1.3421	0.05687	114	83	23	8
824	Is it fresh? Wild Caught? Do you know the Mercury levels?	1.3421	0.05548	114	82	25	7
825	No thanks, that would be too embarrassing – I’ll just take it home in my mouth.	1.3421	0.05822	114	84	21	9
826	I'm on a diet.	1.3419	0.05451	117	84	26	7
827	Can I pay with not mauling anyone?	1.3419	0.05842	117	87	20	10
828	Can you just toss it my way?	1.3417	0.05225	120	85	29	6
829	Actually, I usually just take it home in my mouth.	1.3415	0.05269	123	88	28	7
830	And you're sure that's wild caught?	1.3413	0.05305	126	91	27	8
831	Is that sustainably sourced?	1.3412	0.04728	170	125	32	13
832	12 cents for a bag? Nevermind...I'll eat it here.	1.3409	0.05774	132	101	17	14
833	I've got this foster daughter Goldilocks and she will only eat fish that is just right.	1.3409	0.05250	132	96	27	9
834	Do you happen to know if this fish is ethically sourced?	1.3409	0.05359	132	97	25	10
835	Don't judge, I suffer from Aquaphobia.	1.3409	0.05139	132	95	29	8
836	If anyone asks, you never saw me here, OK?	1.3406	0.04878	138	98	33	7
837	This is past its expiration date.	1.3406	0.05393	138	103	23	12
838	Forgot to ask: Is it wild-caught?	1.3401	0.05243	147	110	24	13
839	``Look at this belly. And then tell me if I need a bag.''	1.3401	0.05243	147	110	24	13
840	I'll just eat it right here...I hate that fish smell in the car.	1.3401	0.04679	147	104	36	7
841	Could you also ring-up 3,000 bags of ice?	1.3396	0.05034	159	119	26	14
842	I don’t need a bag. Just a napkin.	1.3394	0.05861	109	80	21	8
843	No need to wrap it. I’ll be devouring it here.	1.3394	0.04748	165	121	32	12
844	Put the fish in my paw and the cash in the bag.	1.3391	0.05368	115	82	27	6
845	I only eat fish on Fridays, and on all the other days.	1.3388	0.05321	121	87	27	7
846	I’m quite a modest shopper; I only buy the bear necessities.	1.3388	0.05816	121	91	19	11
847	No, I'll just eat it here. My home melted.	1.3387	0.05233	124	89	28	7
848	In the woods and sometimes in aisle five.	1.3386	0.05502	127	94	23	10
849	Do I really look like the "Dine In" type to you?	1.3385	0.05411	130	96	24	10
850	Look, I know it's highly entertaining, but I don't want to catch it in my mouth.	1.3385	0.05411	130	96	24	10
851	Oh no, I think I shed my frequent shopper card with my winter coat.	1.3383	0.05106	133	96	29	8
852	Is there enough on the gift card for a dry Riesling?	1.3383	0.05106	133	96	29	8
853	Right, no carry-on snacks. He's my ticket to a three-seats-alone trifecta.	1.3381	0.04956	139	100	31	8
854	*Can you do lay away for hibernation? "	1.3381	0.05456	139	105	21	13
855	I know that farmed is cheaper, but we only eat wild Salmon	1.3381	0.05360	139	104	23	12
856	Hand it over quietly and nobody gets hurt.	1.3380	0.05182	142	105	26	11
857	I'd catch them wild myself- but that cold water just wrecks my nails!	1.3380	0.04568	142	99	38	5
858	I don't need it bagged. I'll eat it on the ride home.	1.3378	0.05033	148	109	28	11
859	What does "to go" mean?	1.3377	0.04980	154	114	28	12
860	...and where might this so-called 'salmon farm' be, exactly?	1.3377	0.05148	154	116	24	14
861	I was expecting it to be filleted.	1.3376	0.04743	157	114	33	10
862	You don't need to bag it, I’m going to eat you first.”	1.3375	0.04847	160	118	30	12
863	Are you, too, running out of ice?	1.3368	0.05913	95	68	22	5
864	You keep the fish, can I go through your garbage	1.3368	0.06099	95	69	20	6
865	Don't bother bagging it.	1.3365	0.05569	104	74	25	5
866	Between you and me I usually get my fish fresher than this.	1.3365	0.05734	104	75	23	6
867	Do you mind throwing it in the trash first?	1.3364	0.05625	107	77	24	6
868	It's my cheat day.	1.3364	0.06096	110	83	17	10
869	Did you just call me Smokey?	1.3362	0.05468	116	84	25	7
870	I won’t need a bag, if you could just throw it toward my mouth for me.	1.3361	0.05505	119	87	24	8
871	Do you do price matching?	1.3361	0.06000	119	91	16	12
872	Do you have one that's still flapping around a bit? It's part of the whole dining "experience"	1.3361	0.05505	119	87	24	8
873	If you pack it, will it be still organic?	1.3361	0.05374	119	86	26	7
874	The catch-by date is expired.	1.3361	0.05535	122	90	23	9
875	I don't suppose you'd know where I could get some tartare sauce?	1.3359	0.04995	128	91	31	6
876	Does it look Like I need a bag?	1.3359	0.04995	128	91	31	6
877	Can I get a side of baby seal with that?	1.3359	0.05484	131	98	22	11
878	I'm trying to eat out less."	1.3358	0.05074	134	97	29	8
879	Would you pair that with red or white?	1.3358	0.04890	137	98	32	7
880	Do you have a bigger fish .... I told my wife I've gone fishing.	1.3358	0.04665	137	96	36	5
881	I would think again before you charge me for that bag	1.3358	0.05701	137	106	16	15
882	I was told there was a global warming discount?	1.3357	0.05230	140	104	25	11
883	I gave up mauling humans for Lent.	1.3357	0.05130	140	103	27	10
884	So you said 30 minutes at 350 degrees right?	1.3357	0.04821	140	100	33	7
885	Can you gift wrap it please. Its for a friend.	1.3357	0.05246	143	107	24	12
886	I know most people just buy the fillets, but the head is really the best part.	1.3356	0.04789	146	105	33	8
887	Your lucky day. Giving up warm-blooded mammals for Lent!	1.3333	0.05389	141	107	21	13
888	Is this fish ethically sourced?	1.3333	0.05717	120	90	20	10
889	Well, I have stopped fishing in troubled waters.	1.3333	0.06365	93	69	17	7
890	Can you pack this so it looks like I just grabbed it from the river?	1.3333	0.05616	123	92	21	10
891	Do I want to “round up” to combat climate change? Yes	1.3333	0.05285	126	92	26	8
892	That's what you human's call,"bagging a fish".	1.3333	0.05847	105	77	21	7
893	You can save the bag. I'll just eat it now.	1.3333	0.05164	126	91	28	7
894	The online description said halibut, but it's clearly cod.	1.3333	0.05717	120	90	20	10
895	It's Lent. I don't eat seal on Fridays.	1.3333	0.05616	123	92	21	10
896	This is so much easier than trying to bag one in the river".	1.3333	0.05717	120	90	20	10
897	He wasn't farm raised, right?	1.3333	0.05466	120	88	24	8
898	If my wife calls, I'm not here.	1.3333	0.05291	117	84	27	6
899	Frankly, catching salmon in frigid cold waters isn't all it's cracked up to be. I prefer farm raised.	1.3333	0.05067	120	85	30	5
900	They used to be free you know.	1.3333	0.04792	150	109	32	9
901	And you’re sure it’s wild caught?	1.3314	0.04339	169	121	40	8
902	No bag, thank you. Just toss it in the air…	1.3311	0.05208	151	115	22	14
903	What I love about this city is being able to get a great meal at any hour when I can't hibernate.	1.3310	0.04764	142	102	33	7
904	Hi, listen, if anyone comes in asking, I caught this with my own bare paws and then had you wrap it up for me.	1.3309	0.04831	139	100	32	7
905	I'm having friends over for dinner and I just don't have time to catch the Salmon myself.	1.3309	0.05011	136	99	29	8
906	No bag. Just going to eat it in the car.	1.3308	0.04975	133	96	30	7
907	I'll take two pounds, I'm in between fat and skinny season.	1.3308	0.05307	133	99	24	10
908	Never mind the bag. Just stand back and throw it to me.	1.3308	0.05393	130	97	23	10
909	No,I don't have your loyalty club app. I'm a bear.	1.3307	0.05368	127	94	24	9
910	It's, uh, for a friend.	1.3307	0.05130	127	92	28	7
911	I want to be sure this is wild caught,not farm-raised.	1.3307	0.05130	127	92	28	7
912	Can I get some chips with that?	1.3306	0.05337	124	91	25	8
913	Could I have sauce with that?	1.3306	0.04540	124	85	37	2
914	No bag. Just throw it up and snap me catching it. Photoshop will do the rest.	1.3306	0.05553	121	90	22	9
915	I've changed my mind. Instead of the fish I'll take your left leg.	1.3306	0.05553	121	90	22	9
916	Would you throw in some ice? I’m miles from the cave.	1.3306	0.05428	121	89	24	8
917	It's the only place I can get those off season.	1.3305	0.05523	118	87	23	8
918	I caught this on the streaming service	1.3305	0.05903	118	90	17	11
919	You know, these used to be free before the river was dammed.	1.3304	0.06016	115	88	16	11
920	Remember, speak softly and carry a big fish.	1.3304	0.05622	115	85	22	8
921	I left my wallet in my pants.	1.3304	0.05200	115	82	28	5
922	So the limit is one salmon per bear because of supply chain issues?	1.3304	0.05485	115	84	24	7
923	I just remembered that today is my wedding anniversary.	1.3304	0.05585	112	82	23	7
924	Would you mind putting that in a separate bag from the honey?	1.3304	0.05866	112	84	19	9
925	do yall take crypto	1.3303	0.05690	109	80	22	7
926	You know the saying, teach a bear to shop...	1.3303	0.05383	109	78	26	5
927	Can I have one of those “all I got from my trip to Florida was farm-raised North Atlantic Salmon” t-shirts too.	1.3302	0.06248	106	81	15	10
928	It was swimming downstream.	1.3300	0.05329	100	70	27	3
929	Well, I don't need a bag; I'll just eat it on my way to work.	1.3298	0.05737	94	67	23	4
930	Can I pay by carp?	1.3286	0.05012	140	103	28	9
931	A nickel a bag? Forget it pal, I'll eat it here.	1.3286	0.05012	140	103	28	9
932	I am rebranding from “The Terror of the Great North” to a conscientious predator.	1.3286	0.05012	140	103	28	9
933	Don’t worry, I’m a pescatarian.	1.3284	0.04829	134	96	32	6
934	It's returnable, I assume	1.3281	0.05216	128	94	26	8
935	I should be hibernating but I couldn't miss this deal!	1.3280	0.05539	125	94	21	10
936	I thought I could make a trade in this bear market!!	1.3280	0.05051	125	90	29	6
937	Could I get the change in honey?	1.3280	0.05301	125	92	25	8
938	Do you mind if I whack it in the head first?	1.3279	0.05132	122	88	28	6
939	Gee, this is certainly a lot easier than fighting the Columbia River.	1.3279	0.05514	122	91	22	9
940	You don't have to fillet it , Ive just had my claws done "	1.3279	0.04999	122	87	30	5
941	Inflation! I used to be able to get these for free.	1.3276	0.05714	116	87	20	9
942	What exactly do you mean by freshly caught?	1.3273	0.05496	110	80	24	6
943	...and an order of Otter Tots.	1.3273	0.06073	110	84	16	10
944	The recent masking mandate has made catching them nearly impossible.	1.3273	0.05792	110	82	20	8
945	Could I have that shredded and dragged through gravel, please?	1.3271	0.06197	107	82	15	10
946	Paperless, please!	1.3265	0.05761	98	71	22	5
947	I don’t like the self-checkout because there’s no cashier to eat.	1.3265	0.05302	147	113	20	14
948	Have you seen the price of honey lately?	1.3262	0.04982	141	104	28	9
949	Does tartar come with that?	1.3259	0.05024	135	99	28	8
950	I definitely ordered the Silver Salmon, not the Chum, chum!	1.3258	0.05101	132	97	27	8
951	Just the necessities today.	1.3258	0.05101	132	97	27	8
952	Can we confirm this is sustainably wild caught, organic and from a Montessori school?	1.3258	0.05536	132	101	19	12
953	I've heard they smell after three days, but I've never been able to keep one that long.	1.3256	0.04818	129	92	32	5
954	No need to bag it. I want the missus to think I caught it in the wild.	1.3254	0.04623	126	88	35	3
955	Oh, and there’s a bit of a cleanup needed in the Fish Department where that funny-tasting guy used to be.	1.3252	0.05596	123	93	20	10
956	No need for the bag. I'll have both of you here.	1.3252	0.05596	123	93	20	10
957	Is it sustainable?	1.3252	0.05596	123	93	20	10
958	I had to stop using Instacart - they substituted goldfish crackers for me the last time.	1.3250	0.05314	120	88	25	7
959	You guarantee that it's fresh and not previously frozen?	1.3248	0.05540	117	87	22	8
960	You're right. It's a salmon and polar bears eat seals, not salmon. We'll forgive the cartoonist this time.	1.3248	0.05672	117	88	20	9
961	I still forage for snacks, but I'm upscale come suppertime.	1.3248	0.05672	117	88	20	9
962	Instead of a bag, can you just toss it into my mouth?	1.3248	0.05126	117	84	28	5
963	Are you certain that it’s sushi grade?	1.3246	0.05641	114	85	21	8
964	Could you kill it for me? I just did my nails.	1.3246	0.05910	114	87	17	10
965	Do you have an endangered discount?	1.3246	0.05502	114	84	23	7
966	Eat in or take out. I can never decide.	1.3246	0.05502	114	84	23	7
967	I have to admit that sometimes human encroachment has its benefits.	1.3246	0.05641	114	85	21	8
968	Is it just this store, or is everyone out of seal?	1.3245	0.04842	151	112	29	10
969	Actually,would you just throw it in my mouth in the parking lot?	1.3243	0.05454	111	81	24	6
970	My habitat's melting and you're asking paper or plastic?! How about you just toss it in my mouth?	1.3241	0.06146	108	83	15	10
971	My husband prefers the taste of farm-raised.	1.3238	0.05820	105	78	20	7
972	People just don’t consider the downside to the Alaska Fat Bear competition	1.3238	0.05661	105	77	22	6
973	And you guarantee it's fresh, 100% pole & line caught, and MSC certified?	1.3237	0.04920	139	102	29	8
974	Do you think the bear market will affect the salmon price?	1.3237	0.05127	139	104	25	10
975	Well, I don’t see You wearing a mask either.	1.3235	0.05772	102	75	21	6
976	I can't fish anymore with this arthritis.	1.3233	0.04955	133	97	29	7
977	Do you have any idea how cold the water is this time of year?	1.3233	0.04955	133	97	29	7
978	I can't eat this. My teeth fell out. I'm a gummy bear.	1.3232	0.06230	99	75	16	8
979	I don't need a bag. I'll just eat it here.	1.3229	0.05829	96	70	21	5
980	The kids wanted pizza, but I’m old-fashioned.	1.3229	0.05638	96	69	23	4
981	Can you throw it in the nearest river for me?	1.3229	0.05829	96	70	21	5
982	The berries look good but I’m going Keto this week.	1.3226	0.05063	124	90	28	6
983	Picking up the bear necessities.	1.3226	0.06693	93	72	12	9
984	Do you offer upstream delivery?	1.3223	0.05009	121	87	29	5
985	Paper please. I've always been eco conscious.	1.3223	0.05277	121	89	25	7
986	Currently they're not swimming upstream so my wife is gonna be SO surprised!	1.3223	0.05277	121	89	25	7
987	I ordered nova - not lox.	1.3222	0.06085	90	66	19	5
988	Can you please gift-wrap it?	1.3222	0.06085	90	66	19	5
989	I didn't see a waterfall in the store, how are you getting these?	1.3220	0.05367	118	87	24	7
990	How long will this keep on rapidly melting ice?	1.3220	0.05500	118	88	22	8
991	So the Amazon wish list actually works!	1.3218	0.06006	87	63	20	4
992	Can I get that in Rainbow?	1.3217	0.06243	115	91	11	13
993	Thank you for your kindness. My arthritis is acting up, and my grip is simply not what it used to be.	1.3217	0.05174	115	83	27	5
994	I don't need a bag - just a toothpick.	1.3217	0.05024	115	82	29	4
995	Put it on layaway. I'll be back in six months.	1.3217	0.05490	143	112	16	15
996	I can't believe I forgot to pack my lunch again.	1.3214	0.05560	112	83	22	7
997	Paper or plastic? You humans are such kidders!	1.3214	0.04784	140	102	31	7
998	You can just toss that into my mouth.	1.3214	0.05703	112	84	20	8
999	No, I won’t be making a donation to the NRA with my purchase today.	1.3214	0.05294	140	107	21	12
1000	After a long day, sometimes takeout is just easier.	1.3214	0.05560	112	83	22	7
1001	Can I get that with a little brown sugar and turmeric?	1.3212	0.04962	137	101	28	8
1002	No, I’d rather carry it home in my mouth.	1.3211	0.05664	109	81	21	7
1003	Don't bag it, I'll eat it in the car.	1.3209	0.05464	134	103	19	12
1004	I’m sorry, no. I wanted it mounted.	1.3208	0.05927	106	80	18	8
1005	Could you put it on ice. We're running low.	1.3208	0.05773	106	79	20	7
1006	You'll eat for a day.	1.3204	0.05724	103	76	21	6
1007	Uh....It's for a friend; I only eat mine fresh	1.3203	0.04697	153	113	31	9
1008	Streaming services just aren't for me; I'd rather go straight to the store.	1.3200	0.05483	100	72	24	4
1009	Could you gift wrap it in a larger fish?	1.3200	0.06176	100	76	16	8
1010	Hope it’s ok, I caught this one in the fish tank.	1.3200	0.05840	100	74	20	6
1011	Don't bag it. I'll eat it here. Right now.	1.3200	0.06010	100	75	18	7
1012	I really appreciate Whole Foods stocking whole salmon.	1.3200	0.05400	125	94	22	9
1013	Remember when trout tasted like trout?	1.3200	0.05664	100	73	22	5
1014	During COVID we’re eating in.	1.3200	0.05156	125	92	26	7
1015	Do you have 200 more of those?	1.3200	0.05840	100	74	20	6
1016	... and fifty pounds delivered to my cave in Spring, please.	1.3200	0.05029	125	91	28	6
1017	Give me a break, it's not like you're out their foraging.	1.3197	0.04825	147	109	29	9
1018	No need to wrap it.	1.3196	0.05589	97	70	23	4
1019	It’s for here.	1.3196	0.05589	97	70	23	4
1020	How much extra to have it gift wrapped?	1.3193	0.05460	119	89	22	8
1021	I never realized this before, but you smell delicious.	1.3186	0.05797	113	86	18	9
1022	I'd like to exchange it for something that swims upstream.	1.3186	0.05223	113	82	26	5
1023	Just so you know, technically I don't consider that wild caught.	1.3186	0.05518	113	84	22	7
1024	Oh, I don't need a bag. Just throw it at my face.	1.3186	0.05518	113	84	22	7
1025	You don't need to bag it. It'll be gone before I get out the door.	1.3182	0.05766	110	83	19	8
1026	One day the guys just stopped inviting me on fishing trips."	1.3182	0.05949	88	64	20	4
1027	It’s a gift. Could you wrap it?	1.3182	0.04565	176	133	30	13
1028	Would you wrap it in a seal,please?	1.3178	0.05390	129	98	21	10
1029	Organic fish what part of the ocean is that?	1.3178	0.05410	107	78	24	5
1030	That's the appetizer. You're my lunch	1.3178	0.05410	107	78	24	5
1031	Generally I slap it out out of the water myself, but on Sunday nights I give myself a break.	1.3178	0.05727	107	80	20	7
1032	Don’t tell my wife. I told her I caught something at work.	1.3178	0.05727	107	80	20	7
1033	When there is a bear market, I see opportunity."	1.3178	0.05727	107	80	20	7
1034	Put it on my Buy. Polar Card.	1.3176	0.06528	85	64	15	6
1035	Bear market	1.3175	0.04734	126	90	32	4
1036	Is this salmon wild or farmed?	1.3175	0.04734	126	90	32	4
1037	I’d like a refund, please. It’s, like, dead…?	1.3175	0.05121	126	93	26	7
1038	Can I get it gift wrapped? It’s for my nephew’s bear mitzvah	1.3172	0.05057	145	110	24	11
1039	Don’t forget the chips!	1.3168	0.05959	101	76	18	7
1040	Is it OK if I say that this was wild caught?	1.3167	0.05549	120	91	20	9
1041	What? The line here was shorter.	1.3167	0.04877	120	86	30	4
1042	No bag please. I’m trying to be environmentally conscious.	1.3167	0.05549	120	91	20	9
1043	I need to return this, it isn't Wild Caught.	1.3163	0.06085	98	74	17	7
1044	'Don't you want any starter with that fish?' 'Yes, a human, please.'	1.3162	0.05381	117	87	23	7
1045	I normally get salmon, but with inflation, I'm settling for trout.	1.3162	0.05242	117	86	25	6
1046	I ate the last guy who didn't double bag.	1.3162	0.05381	117	87	23	7
1047	Isn’t it amazing what they can do with tofu these days?	1.3162	0.04973	136	101	27	8
1048	Can you wrap that? It's a gift.	1.3162	0.05187	136	103	23	10
1049	Oh...you'll need to charge me for the butcher too.	1.3158	0.05886	114	88	16	10
1050	No, I'll eat it here.	1.3158	0.05476	114	85	22	7
1051	I ate the man who had killed this cute fish. That was my good deed!	1.3158	0.05476	114	85	22	7
1052	I tried a fish-oil supplement, but there’s no replacing the real thing.	1.3158	0.05753	114	87	18	9
1053	Yes, bag it. To hide my shame.	1.3158	0.06218	95	72	16	7
1054	I prefer wild caught salmon.	1.3158	0.04574	133	95	34	4
1055	Oh,paper please. Have you read up what plastic bags are doing to the environment?!	1.3154	0.05241	130	98	23	9
1056	I was hoping for a bear-a-cuda.	1.3152	0.06359	92	70	15	7
1057	It just didn't have that "waterfall" freshness that was advertised.	1.3152	0.06359	92	70	15	7
1058	My mom cancelled our streaming subscription.	1.3152	0.05972	92	68	19	5
1059	And half a dozen bagels and a pound of cream cheese.	1.3151	0.04933	146	110	26	10
1060	Excuse me, but the fish go right through your paper bags. So I’ll eat it now and just tell the old lady it fell out.	1.3150	0.05087	127	94	26	7
1061	This is definitely a Bear Market.	1.3150	0.05327	127	96	22	9
1062	Just throw it near my face like it’s jumping.	1.3148	0.05831	108	82	18	8
1063	Is this gluten free?	1.3148	0.05681	108	81	20	7
1064	I won’t need it bagged.	1.3148	0.04860	108	76	30	2
1065	Scratch it up a bit so it looks like I caught it in a waterfall.	1.3146	0.05671	89	64	22	3
1066	'Wild-caught?' Seriously?	1.3146	0.05892	89	65	20	4
1067	Are you sure it isn't farm raised"	1.3145	0.04908	124	90	29	5
1068	And a dozen bagels please.	1.3145	0.05293	124	93	23	8
1069	We're doing take out tonight. The cubs want farm-raised for a change.	1.3145	0.05039	124	91	27	6
1070	And as far as accompaniments, would you recommend the string beans almondine?	1.3143	0.05631	105	78	21	6
1071	No bag, I'll eat it on the go.	1.3143	0.04975	140	105	26	9
1072	Do you take honey?	1.3143	0.05792	105	79	19	7
1073	No thanks, I don't need a bag. I am just here for the halibut.	1.3140	0.04984	121	88	28	5
1074	I got them swimming upriver so I have plenty to share. Just pan fry with a maple glaze - tastier than a Mountie but not as tender.	1.3140	0.05120	121	89	26	6
1075	The store where I used to shop melted.	1.3140	0.05509	121	92	20	9
1076	No bag--will you throw that upstream for me?	1.3139	0.05049	137	103	25	9
1077	Yeah, but that’s MY salmon.	1.3137	0.05570	102	75	22	5
1078	Can I change this for a smellier one?	1.3137	0.05570	102	75	22	5
1079	No, don’t bag it; I’ll eat it on the car.	1.3137	0.05742	102	76	20	6
1080	I ordered a large.	1.3136	0.05607	118	90	19	9
1081	I hate fish but I need the Omega-3.	1.3136	0.05607	118	90	19	9
1082	My daughter says it's more humane this way.	1.3131	0.05679	99	73	21	5
1083	No need to bag it, I'll finish it by the time I'm out the door!	1.3130	0.04997	115	83	28	4
1084	I can go on all day about Omega-3’s.	1.3130	0.05709	115	88	18	9
1085	This is guaranteed wild, free-swimming, fresh caught, never-frozen, right?	1.3130	0.05147	115	84	26	5
1086	She's doing the loaves, I'll bring the fish.	1.3130	0.05293	115	85	24	6
1087	I've got a bad hip.	1.3130	0.05293	115	85	24	6
1088	Why do documentaries set such unrealistic expectations?	1.3130	0.05574	115	87	20	8
1089	No need for the bag, I’m dining in.	1.3130	0.04857	131	96	29	6
1090	What a stupid question! Of course I want fries with that!	1.3125	0.05406	128	98	20	10
1091	It’s my therapy fish.	1.3125	0.05386	112	83	23	6
1092	Leave the fish…get in the bag.	1.3125	0.06162	96	73	16	7
1093	My meal plan subscription just assumed I would have one in the pantry.	1.3125	0.05953	112	87	15	10
1094	No offense but do you have any that are untouched by human hands?	1.3125	0.05053	128	95	26	7
1095	Could you gift-wrap it? It's for my mom.	1.3125	0.05173	128	96	24	8
1096	Is this sustainably wild-caught? I just can’t bear to support factory farmed fishing, it’s terrible for the ecosystem, you know.	1.3125	0.04929	128	94	28	6
1097	Don't need the bag. Can you just sorta flip it in the air and I'll catch it in my mouth?	1.3120	0.05005	125	92	27	6
1098	And you are certain this is the low-fat, sugar-free, gluten-free, fat-free, low-glycemic, cholesterol-free fish? And can I return it if it doesn’t taste good?	1.3120	0.05005	125	92	27	6
1099	What are you going to do? It’s a bear market.	1.3119	0.05930	109	84	16	9
1100	This way is a lot easier.	1.3118	0.05508	93	67	23	3
1101	Can we send it polar express?	1.3118	0.06111	93	70	17	6
1102	I don't know, is it fresh?	1.3118	0.05716	93	68	21	4
1103	It’s not mine. I’m buying it for a friend.	1.3113	0.05744	106	80	19	7
1104	He seems only to be interested in what is happening downstream.	1.3113	0.05080	106	76	27	3
1105	I appreciate this Sir…but your mini bar bill still needs to be paid.	1.3111	0.05155	90	63	26	1
1106	This is for a friend. I only eat fish that I catch.	1.3109	0.05436	119	90	21	8
1107	I prefer wild-caught to farm raised.	1.3109	0.05028	119	87	27	5
1108	I wanted wild, not farm-raised.	1.3109	0.04884	119	86	29	4
1109	Still have that 30-day return policy?”	1.3106	0.05173	132	100	23	9
1110	Yes, but the Mrs. only drinks red.	1.3103	0.05134	145	112	21	12
1111	And three tons of ice, please.	1.3103	0.05110	116	85	26	5
1112	This is what it's come to.	1.3103	0.06603	87	67	13	7
1113	I know I'm meant to hunt locally, but buying it like this is so much easier.	1.3103	0.04961	116	84	28	4
1114	Is there a discount for an endangered species?	1.3103	0.05532	116	88	20	8
1115	No bag, thanks. Just toss it in the air.	1.3103	0.05254	116	86	24	6
1116	You know it's called fishing, not catching.	1.3101	0.04897	129	95	28	6
1117	Climate Change has made hunting a lot less fun for me.	1.3101	0.05019	129	96	26	7
1118	I thought global warming was bad, but inflation is worse.	1.3100	0.05808	100	75	19	6
1119	How does your repeat delivery subscription work?	1.3100	0.05064	100	71	27	2
1120	Why do I feel like no one wants me in the market?	1.3097	0.05491	113	85	21	7
1121	Fresh water or farmed?	1.3097	0.05345	113	84	23	6
1122	Sorry, but I only eat salmon.	1.3097	0.05195	113	83	25	5
1123	And I'd also like two packages of Fish Sticks.	1.3097	0.05491	113	85	21	7
1124	Can you flap it about a bit, to make it feel more challenging?	1.3095	0.05098	126	94	25	7
1125	So glad you’re carrying salmon now, saves me a trip to the stream.	1.3095	0.06554	84	64	14	6
1126	...and then they tells me I'm a "severely food-habituated bear," .	1.3093	0.06106	97	74	16	7
1127	No thanks, I'd rather have the smoked salmon.	1.3093	0.05928	97	73	18	6
1128	Easier than fishing in a cold Alaskan stream	1.3091	0.05592	110	83	20	7
1129	Could you please put that on ice? We are out back at home.	1.3091	0.05592	110	83	20	7
1130	Take berries?	1.3091	0.05592	110	83	20	7
1131	Are these farm-raised or mouth caught?	1.3088	0.04952	136	102	26	8
1132	It was sold as sockeye, it's actually coho	1.3088	0.04841	136	101	28	7
1133	Could you make the card out to Goldilocks saying "you are forgiven for eating my porridge- regards Daddy Bear"	1.3086	0.05994	81	59	19	3
1134	I overslept. Since October.	1.3085	0.05863	94	70	19	5
1135	It's ok, I'll eat it here.	1.3085	0.06422	94	73	13	8
1136	I forgot to renew my fishing license.	1.3085	0.06055	94	71	17	6
1137	It has to be today’s catch. Any older and I’m laughed out of the den	1.3085	0.06055	94	71	17	6
1138	It’s not fresh. I demand a refund!	1.3085	0.05665	94	69	21	4
1139	I forgot my wallet in the car.	1.3085	0.05665	94	69	21	4
1140	That fish is just the appetizer – you’re the main course.	1.3084	0.05999	107	83	15	9
1141	To go,please.	1.3084	0.05213	107	78	25	4
1142	Oh, don't rush it! Back in my time it used to take even days to bag one.	1.3083	0.05397	120	91	21	8
1143	Is this organic? We only eat stream to cave.	1.3083	0.05650	120	93	17	10
1144	It was a gift and I'm now vegan.	1.3083	0.05139	133	101	23	9
1145	My wallet is still hibernating.	1.3077	0.05306	104	76	24	4
1146	It was a gift so I don’t have the receipt, but I’d like to exchange it for a few small trout if that’s okay.	1.3077	0.05127	104	75	26	3
1147	My usual place is sold out.	1.3077	0.05968	104	80	16	8
1148	Do you take Apple Pay?	1.3077	0.05647	104	78	20	6
1149	I do need a fork, thank you.	1.3077	0.06190	91	69	16	6
1150	Are you sure it is wild caught and not farm raised?	1.3077	0.05990	91	68	18	5
1151	The last time I bought one, it smelled fishy.	1.3077	0.05333	130	100	20	10
1152	Please, exchange this fish for a larger size"	1.3077	0.05216	117	87	24	6
1153	Don't wrap it. I'm going to tell my wife I caught it in a stream.	1.3071	0.04810	127	93	29	5
1154	My girlfriend said it was too small.	1.3070	0.05305	114	85	23	6
1155	I can pay you back after the winter.	1.3070	0.05305	114	85	23	6
1156	Oh, no bag, thanks. I'll just carry it in my mouth.	1.3070	0.05157	114	84	25	5
1157	Your locally sourced options are fantastic--they never know the difference.	1.3069	0.05927	101	77	17	7
1158	Streaming is not reliable.	1.3069	0.05758	101	76	19	6
1159	Believe me, it's not wild caught.	1.3068	0.05907	88	65	19	4
1160	My oldest has gone vegan, but I find it hard to get enough protein on roots and berries.	1.3065	0.05015	124	92	26	6
1161	No endangered species discount?	1.3065	0.05270	124	94	22	8
1162	I don't really need a bag.	1.3065	0.05144	124	93	24	7
1163	I'm returning it. It's expired.	1.3065	0.05015	124	92	26	6
1164	Don't judge me, I over-hibernated and now I can't show up empty handed to the party.	1.3065	0.05144	124	93	24	7
1165	Would you mind adding bite marks before you wrap it up?	1.3063	0.05548	111	84	20	7
1166	I saw there was a special climate promotion ?	1.3063	0.04922	111	80	28	3
1167	It died before I had a chance to eat it.	1.3063	0.05245	111	82	24	5
1168	I couldn’t find your Small Children aisle.	1.3061	0.06052	98	75	16	7
1169	Okay, mate, please add chips, salt, and a spot of vinegar.	1.3061	0.05694	98	73	20	5
1170	Supply Chain Issues?	1.3061	0.05694	98	73	20	5
1171	I say good fellow do you have any chips	1.3061	0.05694	98	73	20	5
1172	You wouldn't believe the supply-chain problems we are facing out there	1.3060	0.05214	134	103	21	10
1173	For $20 bucks an hour, I'll sniff out every illegal fish in the place. But for $15 bucks an hour, I'll dispose of them, too.	1.3059	0.06268	85	64	16	5
1174	I would like a refund.	1.3059	0.06487	85	65	14	6
1175	I don't need a bag. Or a straw.	1.3056	0.05803	108	83	17	8
1176	Do you take Discover?	1.3056	0.05337	108	80	23	5
1177	It's for the walk to my car.	1.3056	0.05337	108	80	23	5
1178	Was it line-caught?	1.3056	0.04856	144	109	26	9
1179	Dead is easier.	1.3056	0.05172	108	79	25	4
1180	No bag, thanks. I'll just take it to go	1.3053	0.05810	95	71	19	5
1181	My wife would like a few wet wipes as well.	1.3051	0.05036	118	87	26	5
1182	Actually I brought a tote bag!	1.3051	0.05178	118	88	24	6
1183	Yes, it's come to this - and it's all your fault.	1.3051	0.05451	118	90	20	8
1184	That's okay. I'm genetically modified too.	1.3051	0.05036	118	87	26	5
1185	To be clear,this Impossible Salmon was not farm produced and was caught in the wild,correct?	1.3051	0.05036	118	87	26	5
1186	No need to wrap it. I'll eat it here.	1.3049	0.06420	82	62	15	5
1187	I don't need the bag. Also, it's probably best if you don't make eye-contact with me.	1.3048	0.05263	105	77	24	4
1188	Yeah, but I've had fresher.	1.3048	0.05434	105	78	22	5
1189	Yes, I know you say it's fresh, but is it sushi grade?	1.3048	0.05761	105	80	18	7
1190	I need a much larger bag.	1.3048	0.05918	105	81	16	8
1191	Any tips on how to avoid extinction?	1.3048	0.06220	105	83	12	10
1192	I’m telling you, man, being Putin’s pet was scary. I’m so glad I’ve finally made it to Ukraine.	1.3047	0.05150	128	97	23	8
1193	My wife thinks I went fishing	1.3043	0.05408	115	87	21	7
1194	I'll have that To Go, thanks!	1.3043	0.04811	115	83	29	3
1195	I’d catch it myself but my nails are drying.	1.3043	0.05265	115	86	23	6
1196	Can I just put some teeth marks in it first?	1.3043	0.05517	92	67	22	3
1197	Wild caught or farm raised?	1.3041	0.04462	148	109	33	6
1198	It’s so much easier to buy them than to catch them!	1.3039	0.05174	102	74	25	3
1199	It's sushi grade, right?	1.3039	0.05709	102	77	19	6
1200	The cave doesn't have an address but I can describe the tree near the opening.	1.3039	0.05709	102	77	19	6
1201	No! I came for smoked salmon. I am tired of eating salmon sushi.	1.3039	0.05709	102	77	19	6
1202	Oh I don’t need a bag, I’ll just eat it now	1.3037	0.04370	135	97	35	3
1203	Yes, it's a "bear market"	1.3036	0.05357	112	84	22	6
1204	The supply chain ruined my river.	1.3034	0.06272	89	68	15	6
1205	So anyway, where do they catch this stuff?	1.3033	0.05446	122	94	19	9
1206	What wine do you suggest will go well with this fish?	1.3033	0.04640	122	88	31	3
1207	I was taught to fish where the fish are.	1.3033	0.05059	122	91	25	6
1208	Actually, I'm having some people for dinner tonight.	1.3030	0.05644	99	74	20	5
1209	5 cents for the bag?! I'll carry it in my mouth	1.3030	0.05266	99	72	24	3
1210	He told me to buy insects for dinner, I told him the next time he tells me what to do I'm staying at my sister's.	1.3030	0.05644	99	74	20	5
1211	We're hibernating. Freeze it for me and we'll get to it after the thaw.	1.3028	0.05902	109	85	15	9
1212	No thanks. I'll skin and bone it myself.	1.3025	0.05411	119	91	20	8
1213	I’m not happy that Doordash wouldn’t deliver this	1.3025	0.05277	119	90	22	7
1214	And my iceberg melted. Could I get about 3000 bags of ice?	1.3025	0.05277	119	90	22	7
1215	I can't stand baiting the hooks"	1.3025	0.05411	119	91	20	8
1216	The kids benefit from the antibiotics and besides, who has time to catch it themselves?	1.3023	0.06204	86	65	16	5
1217	And do you have tatar sauce?	1.3023	0.04996	129	97	25	7
1218	Do you have any harissa paste? I'm cooking a romantic woodlit dinner.	1.3023	0.06631	86	67	12	7
1219	Don't tell my wife, please.	1.3021	0.05758	96	72	19	5
1220	I just woke up. What's all this about roe being endangered?	1.3021	0.06127	96	74	15	7
1221	No its not for me, I'm with Instacart	1.3019	0.05869	106	82	16	8
1222	Thanks to climate change, I don’t have to get wet to catch my lunch!	1.3019	0.05221	106	78	24	4
1223	Can you make it look like I caught it?	1.3016	0.05436	126	98	18	10
1224	These seafood prices are almost unbearable	1.3016	0.04947	126	94	26	6
1225	I came today when I heard Wall Street experts announce that we have a new bear market.	1.3012	0.06353	83	63	15	5
1226	I keep waiting for the climate to change back.	1.3012	0.06353	83	63	15	5
1227	Could you make it look a little more 'wild-caught'	1.3012	0.06353	83	63	15	5
1228	Indeed! Then, why don't YOU try living off your fat reserves for the rest of the winter?	1.3012	0.06580	83	64	13	6
1229	Beats streaming.	1.3011	0.06074	93	71	16	6
1230	This is pink river salmon. I specifically ordered the organic wild imported sockeye from the sparkling depths of Canadian waters.	1.3011	0.05879	93	70	18	5
1231	Trust me, there's more where this came from.	1.3011	0.05879	93	70	18	5
1232	I won't need a bag. Besides, it's better for the environment.	1.3011	0.05677	93	69	20	4
1233	I was going to eat it here, but it gives me something to look forward to.	1.3011	0.05677	93	69	20	4
1234	A fish in the hand is worth two in the sea or something like that .	1.3010	0.05490	103	77	21	5
1235	I don't have time now, I'll stream it later.	1.3009	0.04850	113	82	28	3
1236	I'm afraid of the water.	1.3009	0.05316	113	85	22	6
1237	You mean I have to catch the bag, too?	1.3008	0.05529	123	96	17	10
1238	Are you the sole proprietor?	1.3008	0.04889	123	91	27	5
1239	What makes fast food so addictive?	1.3008	0.04771	133	99	28	6
1240	I got this for my wedding anniversary. My husband should know that the third anniversary is honey not fish	1.3000	0.05795	90	67	19	4
1241	Can you recommend a wine that pairs with scales?	1.3000	0.05412	100	74	22	4
1242	Worst stomach ache ever…I mean, seriously… you get salmonella from chicken...do you get chickenmonella from salmon?	1.3000	0.05774	100	76	18	6
1243	I didn't want to bring a pizza on board and have the cabin smell like pepperoni.	1.3000	0.05855	110	86	15	9
1244	When will you have more in stock?	1.3000	0.05563	110	84	19	7
1245	I'm allergic to peanuts and stroopwafel.	1.3000	0.05254	110	82	23	5
1246	That’s right, send it up the Yukon for arrival early spring, no signature required and why does it matter who collects it?	1.2991	0.05728	117	92	15	10
1247	Put it on iceberg, please.	1.2991	0.05510	107	81	20	6
1248	And, can I have some iceberg with that?	1.2991	0.05667	107	82	18	7
1249	I left my credit card in my other fur.	1.2990	0.05892	97	74	17	6
1250	No need to bag it, I'll just eat it here.	1.2990	0.05516	97	72	21	4
1251	I’m not getting honey this week. I need to diet.	1.2990	0.05707	97	73	19	5
1252	Or you could teach me how to fish and I could eat forever . . . or till the oceans rise.	1.2990	0.05707	97	73	19	5
1253	Store-bought is fine" was a real game-changer.	1.2990	0.05317	97	71	23	3
1254	No, I prefer farm-raised.	1.2990	0.05516	97	72	21	4
1255	You know I applied here, for some reason they wouldn't hire me.	1.2990	0.05892	97	74	17	6
1256	Returns are only accepted at the stream it originally came from?	1.2990	0.05707	97	73	19	5
1257	I asked for a bike - not a pike.	1.2989	0.05691	87	64	20	3
1258	You think I don't know fresh fish?!!	1.2985	0.05084	134	103	22	9
1259	Thanks, but I don't need a bag.	1.2984	0.04856	124	92	27	5
1260	Do you have chips to go with that?	1.2984	0.05119	124	94	23	7
1261	Sorry, we don´t accept credit-cods.	1.2984	0.05489	124	97	17	10
1262	I think there's been a mistake, I ordered the seal.	1.2982	0.05421	114	87	20	7
1263	What do you mean by "fresh frozen?"	1.2982	0.05276	114	86	22	6
1264	Does this come with a seal of approval?	1.2982	0.05127	114	85	24	5
1265	That's just right. Now I need one that's too small and one that's too large.	1.2982	0.05127	114	85	24	5
1266	It beats getting my ass frozen off.	1.2981	0.05614	104	79	19	6
1267	I just figured I needed to adapt sooner than later.	1.2981	0.05614	104	79	19	6
1268	This beats wading in line.	1.2981	0.05445	104	78	21	5
1269	Do you accept credit cods?	1.2979	0.06018	94	72	16	6
1270	No thanks, I’ll just eat it here.	1.2979	0.05625	94	70	20	4
1271	And a bag of ice	1.2977	0.04930	131	99	25	7
1272	My veterinarian has me on a special diet. Is this salmon salted?	1.2977	0.04686	131	97	29	5
1273	So this vegan asks me if I realize that I’m ruining the planet. So I looked him in the eyes and told him that I’ve been contemplating a vegan diet.	1.2975	0.05202	121	92	22	7
1274	Did it have a fulfilling life in the wilderness?	1.2975	0.05460	121	94	18	9
1275	It's for a friend in Antarctica, she's bi-polar.	1.2975	0.05707	121	96	14	11
1276	That reminds me. What ever happened to Rushdie?	1.2973	0.05947	111	88	13	10
1277	Can you throw in a side of seal?	1.2973	0.05368	111	84	21	6
1278	Are you sure? I only eat wild-caught.	1.2973	0.05665	111	86	17	8
1279	Throw it into my mouth, for old-time's sake.	1.2970	0.05548	101	76	20	5
1280	And you're sure that no one will know it's farmed?	1.2970	0.05367	101	75	22	4
1281	That's ok, I don't need a bag	1.2969	0.05126	128	98	22	8
1282	'I just love Spawn to Table."	1.2967	0.06151	91	70	15	6
1283	I hate to be an alarmist but the ice in your ice machine is melting.	1.2967	0.05741	91	68	19	4
1284	It's not farm raised, is it?	1.2966	0.05008	118	88	25	5
1285	Would you be willing to hose me down so it'll look like I got this in the river?	1.2966	0.05424	118	91	19	8
1286	No need for a bag. I'll eat it on the way out.	1.2966	0.05150	118	89	23	6
1287	Keep the bag and protect the environment.	1.2966	0.05008	118	88	25	5
1288	It is just too hard to find anything out there,due to all this climate change!	1.2966	0.05150	118	89	23	6
1289	That's actually a common misconception, I'd really like to use your bathroom.	1.2966	0.05685	118	93	15	10
1290	How’s the supply chain?	1.2966	0.05289	118	90	21	7
1291	no salmon?	1.2966	0.05150	118	89	23	6
1292	Somehow wadding around in an icy river lost its allure.	1.2963	0.05305	108	81	22	5
1293	Would you mind tossing it up in the air first?	1.2963	0.06197	81	61	16	4
1294	Because it’s farm raised. I’m a wild animal for God’s sake!	1.2963	0.05921	108	85	14	9
1295	Excuse me, is that farmed or wild-caught?	1.2960	0.04823	125	93	27	5
1296	No need to bag it, I 'll have it right after eating you..."	1.2959	0.06017	98	76	15	7
1297	Don't tell my wife I bought this!	1.2959	0.06017	98	76	15	7
1298	No need to put it in a bag! I'll eat just about anything right now".	1.2959	0.06190	98	77	13	8
1299	I am Vegan.	1.2959	0.06190	98	77	13	8
1300	Do you accept cold hard cash?	1.2959	0.05657	98	74	19	5
1301	Put it on Goldie's tab.	1.2959	0.05840	98	75	17	6
1302	So are you the turf?	1.2955	0.06497	88	69	12	7
1303	does it have Omega 3"s?	1.2955	0.06293	88	68	14	6
1304	That’s non-GMO, gluten-free, omega-plus, fructose-free, zero- calories, and not fresh, right?	1.2955	0.06293	88	68	14	6
1305	Paper please. Plenty of plastic in my salmon already lately.	1.2955	0.05399	88	64	22	2
1306	I want to freeze my assets before they get smoked.	1.2952	0.05228	105	78	23	4
1307	Could you step back and throw it to me?	1.2952	0.05400	105	79	21	5
1308	I hear people are concerned that 2022 will be a “bear market” but I’m not sure what the issue is… I really only buy fish.	1.2951	0.04895	122	91	26	5
1309	I know, I know. It's not wild-caught and it's off-season, but heck...when is sea bass ever on sale?	1.2951	0.05165	122	93	22	7
1310	Oh, I don't need a bag.	1.2951	0.05165	122	93	22	7
1311	Let's make a deal. I get the fish, and you keep your face.	1.2950	0.04945	139	107	23	9
1312	Could you pack it in ice? We no longer have any.	1.2949	0.06607	78	60	13	5
1313	I just came in for the dill sauce but this looked so fresh.	1.2947	0.05157	95	69	24	2
1314	Your sign says "fresh fish". I prefer "well mannered".	1.2947	0.05370	95	70	22	3
1315	I swear by it. 10 days of only fish and I have so much more energy.	1.2947	0.05574	95	71	20	4
1316	Do you have one that comes with a river?	1.2947	0.06147	95	74	14	7
1317	Well, not quite - I was looking for your honey-glazed halibut.	1.2947	0.05370	95	70	22	3
1318	My doctor said I need more of the Omega 3 fatty acids.	1.2946	0.05621	112	87	17	8
1319	Lent is my favorite season.	1.2946	0.05621	112	87	17	8
1320	I know it’s BOGO. I ate the other one in line.	1.2946	0.05621	112	87	17	8
1321	I'm cutting back on streaming services.	1.2945	0.04972	146	114	21	11
1322	Never frozen, right?	1.2941	0.06223	85	65	15	5
1323	I'm filling up the stream to help a friend with his confidence.	1.2941	0.04743	102	73	28	1
1324	No one taught me how to fish.	1.2941	0.05113	119	90	23	6
1325	No bag. I'm trying to save my environment.	1.2941	0.05675	102	78	18	6
1326	Only came in for the bear necessities.	1.2941	0.04971	119	89	25	5
1327	You don't by chance know the location of this "farm," do you?	1.2941	0.06444	85	66	13	6
1328	Wild caught I assume?	1.2937	0.05294	126	98	19	9
1329	Are you sure this was wild-caught?	1.2936	0.04754	109	79	28	2
1330	'Paper or plastic' is kind of moot at this point, no?	1.2936	0.05727	109	85	16	8
1331	I’m just cooking for one now. Not worth the hassle of fishing for it.	1.2935	0.05687	92	69	19	4
1332	I was looking for a wild caught salmon.	1.2935	0.05893	92	70	17	5
1333	Do I want it on ice? I want everything on ice.	1.2933	0.07296	75	60	8	7
1334	I remember last year when I could buy two fish for the same price.	1.2929	0.05227	99	73	23	3
1335	Normally, I'd take you too but I'm on a diet.	1.2927	0.06373	82	63	14	5
1336	So Amazon has opened brick and mortor in the Artic.	1.2927	0.05128	123	94	22	7
1337	Can I please have the key to use your store woods?	1.2927	0.06373	82	63	14	5
1338	How much are they by the School???	1.2925	0.05522	106	81	19	6
1339	My wife thinks I’m out fishing . . .	1.2925	0.05682	106	82	17	7
1340	Can you double-wrap it? I hate that fishy smell.	1.2925	0.05356	106	80	21	5
1341	Could I have that in a separate bag from the fabric softener?	1.2925	0.05682	106	82	17	7
1342	Not complaining, but you really shouldn’t consider it “wild caught” unless you catch it in your mouth.	1.2923	0.05174	130	101	20	9
1343	I just haven't felt outdoorsy of late.	1.2921	0.06231	89	69	14	6
1344	We're taking you too, dear, so we'll need a bigger bag.	1.2921	0.06231	89	69	14	6
1345	Technically it's wild caught, and that's what I tell my dad.	1.2921	0.05806	89	67	18	4
1346	Skip the utensils?	1.2920	0.05433	113	87	19	7
1347	On second thought, could you deliver that to my den?	1.2920	0.05286	113	86	21	6
1348	Can I have plastic instead, please?	1.2917	0.06976	72	56	11	5
1349	I'm regifting it.	1.2917	0.04936	120	90	25	5
1350	Actually I prefer my fish on ice.	1.2917	0.06091	96	75	14	7
1351	It’s keto.	1.2913	0.05793	103	80	16	7
1352	My husband is good for nothing.	1.2913	0.05278	103	77	22	4
1353	It's labeled fresh, but I'm pretty sure it was previously frozen.	1.2911	0.06016	79	59	17	3
1354	Farmed or wild?	1.2911	0.06280	79	60	15	4
1355	Instead of paper, would you mind just tossing it?	1.2910	0.04717	134	101	27	6
1356	Is there anything you can do about the smell?	1.2909	0.05222	110	83	22	5
1357	I don’t need a bag, thanks. I’m going to eat it on my way out.	1.2909	0.05532	110	85	18	7
1358	Just run it through the shredder. I'm making poke.	1.2909	0.05222	110	83	22	5
1359	Can you recommend an unpretentious chardonnay?	1.2907	0.06378	86	67	13	6
1360	I’ll need that on ice. Plenty of ice.	1.2907	0.06378	86	67	13	6
1361	Farm raised takes the fun out of shopping.	1.2907	0.05933	86	65	17	4
1362	Could you wrap it in newspaper, I haven't had anything to read lately	1.2907	0.05698	86	64	19	3
1363	No need for a bag, I'll gulp it down here.	1.2906	0.05014	117	88	24	5
1364	Im starting to rethink my dinner plans.	1.2906	0.05437	117	91	18	8
1365	My mother-in-law is coming over, so I need one that looks like I just swatted it out of a river.	1.2906	0.05571	117	92	16	9
1366	I normally shop Local, but we're having supply chain issues in my neck of the woods.	1.2903	0.05423	93	69	21	3
1367	Put a lot of moss and twigs in so it looks like I caught it.	1.2903	0.05423	93	69	21	3
1368	My accounts are frozen. Do you take Bitcoin?	1.2903	0.06035	93	72	15	6
1369	Uh, could you cut some claw marks on it before you bag it up?	1.2900	0.05559	100	76	19	5
1370	Could we throw in some arm with that?	1.2900	0.05738	100	77	17	6
1371	Don't tell my wife, but I forgot to catch one in time for dinner.	1.2900	0.04984	100	73	25	2
1372	Oh,you can leave that out	1.2900	0.04984	100	73	25	2
1373	Could you gift wrap that please?Someone special has a birthday coming up .	1.2900	0.05559	100	76	19	5
1374	Is that the kosher meal?	1.2900	0.05374	100	75	21	4
1375	This Whole Foods used to be a river before Amazon took over.	1.2900	0.05911	100	78	15	7
1376	Could you recommend a wine to pair it with?	1.2900	0.05559	100	76	19	5
1377	I used to catch my own salmon in the fall when they spawn, but arthritis is killing me these days.	1.2897	0.04602	107	77	29	1
1378	I only use the river during tourist season.	1.2897	0.05635	107	83	17	7
1379	Don't tell my wife I got this fish here.	1.2897	0.05477	107	82	19	6
1380	And I'll have your liver too.	1.2895	0.06963	76	60	10	6
1381	No bag, thanks, I'll just carry it home in my mouth	1.2895	0.06963	76	60	10	6
1382	I came here because it says we're in a bear market. But that's some sorry excuse for a salmon.	1.2895	0.06439	76	58	14	4
1383	Who has the time to fish anymore...at least it's responsibly harvested from sustainable fisheries by locals paid a livable wage.	1.2895	0.06963	76	60	10	6
1384	I hear these farm-raised ones are less healthy than the wild ones I usually get?	1.2893	0.05306	121	94	19	8
1385	Don’t worry - it’s wild-caught	1.2892	0.05821	83	62	18	3
1386	It wasn't farmed raised, was it?	1.2892	0.05821	83	62	18	3
1387	No, thank you. I'll maul it myself at home. But I would like a lemon!	1.2891	0.05221	128	100	19	9
1388	Actually, no bag.	1.2889	0.05964	90	69	16	5
1389	Usually I fish in the woods.	1.2889	0.05964	90	69	16	5
1390	I prefer wild caught but the farm-raised is on sale.	1.2889	0.05529	90	67	20	3
1391	No paper bag. I'll need it gift wrapped in dry ice.	1.2889	0.05299	90	66	22	2
1392	Paper or plastic? No need, just toss it over here.	1.2889	0.05964	90	69	16	5
1393	Should I eat this or hang it on my wall?	1.2889	0.05751	90	68	18	4
1394	I can tell by your look that you think I should have caught this myself. Can you tell by mine that I barely have time to shop let alone hunt?	1.2887	0.05855	97	75	16	6
1395	This is so much more convenient than heading upstream!	1.2887	0.05068	97	71	24	2
1396	Is this the polar express line?	1.2885	0.05409	104	79	20	5
1397	I would also like a beagle with some cream cheese.	1.2885	0.05744	104	81	16	7
1398	There’s a great recipe on the Net. Get it? Huh? Ahahaha	1.2885	0.05409	104	79	20	5
1399	Can I get that in a plastic bag?	1.2885	0.05053	104	77	24	3
1400	Oh, thank you, I don't need a bag. But, some napkins would be nice.	1.2883	0.05337	111	85	20	6
1401	Is it as tasty as wild caught?	1.2883	0.04855	111	82	26	3
1402	I know I'm unique, but I prefer them farm-raised.	1.2883	0.05020	111	83	24	4
1403	Creditcard or can I pay catch ?	1.2881	0.05121	118	90	22	6
1404	I'm returning the salmon because of its high mercury content... and it was farm bred.	1.2879	0.04990	132	102	22	8
1405	Yes, I would also like some Bagels, Cream Cheese and a bottle of Veuve Cliquot.	1.2877	0.07162	73	58	9	6
1406	Getting them at the falls is more fun, but my doctor tells me it's bad for my neck.	1.2877	0.06006	73	54	17	2
1407	No, no, polar bears eat mammals. And by the way you look delicious.	1.2875	0.06212	80	61	15	4
1408	I was born in Manhattan!	1.2875	0.05680	80	59	19	2
1409	I was never here.	1.2874	0.05874	87	66	17	4
1410	it didn't move when I tried to eat it	1.2874	0.06097	87	67	15	5
1411	Not that you care, but my parents coddled me and now I’m paying 20 dollars a pound for their mistakes!	1.2874	0.06097	87	67	15	5
1412	What's the eat-by date?	1.2874	0.06313	87	68	13	6
1413	I practice catch, release, and purchase.	1.2872	0.05157	94	69	23	2
1414	Could you just throw it in my general direction?	1.2872	0.05374	94	70	21	3
1415	How much to add you to the bag?	1.2872	0.05583	94	71	19	4
1416	She’s my emotional support partner.	1.2871	0.05688	101	78	17	6
1417	I'll need that shipped with an ice floe, please.	1.2871	0.05511	101	77	19	5
1418	Fishing was lousy today.	1.2871	0.05139	101	75	23	3
1419	Is it sushi quality? I plan to eat it raw.	1.2871	0.05859	101	79	15	7
1420	After two years of staying inside because of the pandemic, my fishing skills have gotten rusty.	1.2870	0.05271	108	82	21	5
1421	Don't bother to bag it, I'll eat it on the way home.	1.2870	0.05104	108	81	23	4
1422	So after I add the salt and dill I let it sit for how long?	1.2870	0.05589	108	84	17	7
1423	Can you giftwrap it? It's for my wife's birthday.	1.2870	0.05104	108	81	23	4
1424	I prefer to hunt, but this is where I get my Charmins	1.2870	0.05271	108	82	21	5
1425	Oh, thank you but if you could just step back and toss it to me ? I've got a short lunch break today.	1.2870	0.05589	108	84	17	7
1426	Try not to crush the caviar.	1.2870	0.05206	115	88	21	6
1427	Don’t forget my 2 sides.	1.2857	0.05240	84	61	22	1
1428	You want to return it because it smells fishy?	1.2857	0.06629	77	60	12	5
1429	I assure you the bag won’t be necessary.	1.2857	0.06629	77	60	12	5
1430	Bear with me. I'm settin' it on a guy's porch. Don't ask.	1.2857	0.06465	84	66	12	6
1431	Paper, duh.	1.2857	0.05365	105	80	20	5
1432	If I let you live….would that be payment enough?	1.2857	0.06366	77	59	14	4
1433	Who needs a bag when you have my jaw.	1.2857	0.05696	91	69	18	4
1434	If I had known you guys caught the salmon for us, I'd have been shopping here for years!	1.2857	0.05533	105	81	18	6
1435	I can't believe I forgot my rewards card.	1.2857	0.05906	91	70	16	5
1436	We found pescatarianism lacked moral rigor.	1.2857	0.05365	105	80	20	5
1437	I don't want to be embarrassed - do you have a bigger bag?	1.2857	0.05591	112	88	16	8
1438	Any vacancies in the freezer section?	1.2857	0.05083	119	91	22	6
1439	It's gotten really crowded at the river.	1.2857	0.05696	91	69	18	4
1440	Ah,I see you caught Larry. He gets past me every year	1.2857	0.05906	91	70	16	5
1441	This is embarrassing--I forgot my wallet. Do you take mauling?	1.2857	0.05477	91	68	20	3
1442	Parking spots by the river for the annual spawn are IMPOSSIBLE...	1.2857	0.06005	84	64	16	4
1443	Baby Bear will only eat wild caught.	1.2857	0.06009	105	84	12	9
1444	'But I have dual citizenship'	1.2857	0.06239	84	65	14	5
1445	The Omega-3's are not only going to help you with that wrist-joint pain, they lower your triglyceride levels, reduce inflammation, and might be helpful against depression. I simply cannot believe you are just getting into fish.	1.2857	0.05295	112	86	20	6
1446	Forget the bag. Just toss it in the air and I"ll catch it in my mouth.	1.2857	0.05533	105	81	18	6
1447	I don't need a bag -I'm going to eat it in the car	1.2857	0.06091	77	58	16	3
1448	I don't need a bag. That's my snack.	1.2857	0.05365	105	80	20	5
1449	Did you know you’re out of capers and dill?	1.2857	0.06366	77	59	14	4
1450	I am tired of being a tourist attraction at Katmai National Park; this is much easier.	1.2857	0.05761	84	63	18	3
1451	Is that salmon wild-caught	1.2846	0.04534	130	97	29	4
1452	I know it's pretend but just to make me feel better about myself, can you maybe flop it around a bit?	1.2845	0.05585	116	92	15	9
1453	Can you tell me,was this sustainably caught?	1.2845	0.04711	116	86	27	3
1454	Please don’t tell my wife I was here again.	1.2845	0.05585	116	92	15	9
1455	My gel nails last twice as long this way.	1.2843	0.05639	102	79	17	6
1456	Perfect! But cancel the Russian caviar.	1.2843	0.05464	102	78	19	5
1457	Don't tell my wife.	1.2843	0.05283	102	77	21	4
1458	It’s almost winter—I’m storing up my fatty acids.	1.2843	0.05096	102	76	23	3
1459	I’m going to use my bare hands to make the Béarnaise sauce.	1.2843	0.05808	102	80	15	7
1460	That's not my support animal -- it's a snack.	1.2843	0.05283	102	77	21	4
1461	While smarter than the average bear, I’m a much poorer fisher.	1.2843	0.05464	102	78	19	5
1462	Do you know it's provenance?	1.2842	0.05111	95	70	23	2
1463	Can you gift wrap it?	1.2842	0.05923	95	74	15	6
1464	Better charge me for the fishmonger too.	1.2842	0.06109	95	75	13	7
1465	And your herbed honey garlic sauce on the side,warmed please.	1.2842	0.06109	95	75	13	7
1466	Is that dolphin friendly?	1.2841	0.05587	88	66	19	3
1467	You know, I'm just going to growl, grab and run.	1.2841	0.06036	88	68	15	5
1468	It smells a little fishy.	1.2840	0.06391	81	63	13	5
1469	Keep the bag. I'll just eat you here.	1.2840	0.06391	81	63	13	5
1470	Thank you, and I apologize for eating the guy who was working here before. I shouldn't shop when I'm hungry.	1.2840	0.06857	81	65	9	7
1471	“You can keep the Climate Change.”	1.2840	0.06391	81	63	13	5
1472	Is there a charge for the bag?	1.2839	0.04269	155	117	32	6
1473	Could you just throw it in the dumpster out back, please? I am accustomed to dining alfresco.	1.2832	0.05547	113	89	16	8
1474	This doesn't smell like wild caught Alaskan salmon.	1.2830	0.04972	106	79	24	3
1475	Wild caught or farmed?	1.2830	0.05321	106	81	20	5
1476	I'd prefer plastic.	1.2830	0.05487	106	82	18	6
1477	I can remember when this Whole Foods used to be a fishing hole.	1.2830	0.05321	106	81	20	5
1478	Your ad said "fresh fish on sale". This is dead fish. We eat only live fish.	1.2830	0.05149	106	80	22	4
1479	Plus 5 cents for the bag.	1.2828	0.05185	99	74	22	3
1480	Aaaand would you like to donate anything today to support the World Wildlife Fund?	1.2828	0.05380	99	75	20	4
1481	Was it sustainably raised and harvested?	1.2828	0.05750	99	77	16	6
1482	Well, this is Whole Foods, right?	1.2828	0.05568	99	76	18	5
1483	Can you wrap that in ice cream, please?	1.2828	0.05380	99	75	20	4
1484	No joke, the pescatarian life is a game changer.	1.2828	0.05380	99	75	20	4
1485	No need for a bag. Just toss it.	1.2828	0.05927	99	78	14	7
1486	Was it caught sustainably AND ethically?	1.2826	0.05642	92	70	18	4
1487	I won't need a bag. Just toss it up like it's jumping a rapid.	1.2826	0.06051	92	72	14	6
1488	Save the bag. Throw it in the air, and I'll grab it.	1.2826	0.05642	92	70	18	4
1489	Don't tell my wife, but I'm tired of eating porridge.	1.2826	0.06434	92	74	10	8
1490	Don't give me that look! It's been a tough season, O.K.?	1.2824	0.06175	85	66	14	5
1491	European is so much better then domestic	1.2818	0.05346	110	85	19	6
1492	Oh, I don't need a bag. Can you just throw it in my mouth?	1.2818	0.04855	110	82	25	3
1493	It just seems so barbaric to roam the waters and catch it with my teeth.	1.2818	0.05187	110	84	21	5
1494	Is this tuna dolphin-safe?	1.2817	0.06079	71	53	16	2
1495	You're not going to tell the other bears I bought this here, right?	1.2817	0.05738	71	52	18	1
1496	Oh, I’m so glad you noticed a difference. I’ve been on this new fish diet for just a week.	1.2817	0.06079	71	53	16	2
1497	Is this wild caught or farm raised?	1.2816	0.05239	103	78	21	4
1498	I'll take all the salmon you have."	1.2816	0.05590	103	80	17	6
1499	Can you put this in a safety box? I’ll be back after I finish hibernating!	1.2816	0.05590	103	80	17	6
1500	Have a taller plain brown bag? It's for a friend	1.2816	0.05054	103	77	23	3
1501	Did you know that polar bears are responsible for global warming? We don't like raw fish. We like to grill them over an open fire."	1.2816	0.05418	103	79	19	5
1502	I prefer plastic it's gonna be a long winter.	1.2812	0.06052	96	76	13	7
1503	is that salmon GMO free	1.2812	0.05482	96	73	19	4
1504	These days it not about how big a fish you can catch, but how much you invested in your 20’s.	1.2812	0.05678	96	74	17	5
1505	Could you add yourself too?	1.2812	0.04565	128	96	28	4
1506	I just get these late hibernation cravings	1.2812	0.05482	96	73	19	4
1507	How do I know it’s fresh?	1.2810	0.04579	121	90	28	3
1508	The ice near me was out of stock.	1.2810	0.04579	121	90	28	3
1509	That's a bag with no handles. I'm a bear with claws for hands. Do you see where I'm going with this?	1.2809	0.05533	89	67	19	3
1510	I'd also like a raincheck for when seals are back in stock.	1.2809	0.06187	89	70	13	6
1511	When will you have farmed salmon? Just the thought of wild salmon gives me PTSD.	1.2809	0.06187	89	70	13	6
1512	Oy! Where's the chips?	1.2809	0.05759	89	68	17	4
1513	Just put the salmon in my mouth. I'm not paying extra for the bag.	1.2809	0.05759	89	68	17	4
1514	Oops, I left my wallet in my other pants.	1.2809	0.06390	89	71	11	7
1515	Is this non GMO,locally sourced,and humanely raised?	1.2809	0.06187	89	70	13	6
1516	Could you make it two...I'm bipolar.	1.2807	0.05214	114	88	20	6
1517	Do you take seal fur pelts?	1.2805	0.06556	82	65	11	6
1518	Now do you believe in climate change?'	1.2805	0.06079	82	63	15	4
1519	Just throw it in the air.	1.2804	0.05277	107	82	20	5
1520	It’s just easier this way…	1.2804	0.04932	107	80	24	3
1521	How fresh is that? I need it to look convincing.	1.2804	0.05602	107	84	16	7
1522	I don't want to pawn it, I want to know when they spawn.	1.2800	0.05029	125	97	21	7
1523	Would you like to donate 15 cents to the World Wildlife Conservancy Fund?	1.2800	0.05519	100	77	18	5
1524	It’s my day off.	1.2800	0.05519	100	77	18	5
1525	I’ll take that fried and to go please.	1.2797	0.05090	118	91	21	6
1526	I gave up fishing for Lent.	1.2797	0.05367	118	93	17	8
1527	Since you asked, cold water hurts my paws.	1.2797	0.05090	118	91	21	6
1528	Take a break -- I'll fill in for you.	1.2796	0.05993	93	73	14	6
1529	I just can't swim upstream like I used to.	1.2796	0.05376	93	70	20	3
1530	Sorry,not if it’s farm raised.	1.2796	0.06185	93	74	12	7
1531	My wife told me to only pick up the bear necessities	1.2796	0.06185	93	74	12	7
1532	Are you sustainably resourced ... just asking ... ?	1.2796	0.05993	93	73	14	6
1533	Can you tell me the best way to prepare that salmon?	1.2793	0.05303	111	86	19	6
1534	I need to know the name and number of the fisherman who caught this fish	1.2793	0.05303	111	86	19	6
1535	I caught it on sale.	1.2791	0.06111	86	67	14	5
1536	So with the Great Resignation, I asked myself, "Is it worth waiting for them to flip up into my mouth while I freeze standing in a cold river?	1.2791	0.06111	86	67	14	5
1537	Could you wrap it in The New Yorker? I missed last month's issue.	1.2791	0.06331	86	68	12	6
1538	I want to return it because, well, it just doesn't smell rancid.	1.2791	0.05883	86	66	16	4
1539	Just the fish today,thanks. I'm bearly scraping by.	1.2791	0.05646	86	65	18	3
1540	Please, just put it in my mouth and don't tell anybody I was here.	1.2791	0.05883	86	66	16	4
1541	Amazon has certainly scaled back its delivery service for its Prime members.	1.2785	0.06480	79	62	12	5
1542	Oh,can I switch to fish sticks after all?	1.2785	0.06224	79	61	14	4
1543	He thinks this is all I'm about.	1.2785	0.05386	79	58	20	1
1544	I'm willing to stop eating salmon, so that I won't go extinct.	1.2785	0.06480	79	62	12	5
1545	Paper or plastic? Paper - I hate the taste of plastic.	1.2785	0.06480	79	62	12	5
1546	Could you gift-wrap it, please?	1.2784	0.05433	97	74	19	4
1547	I can’t even look at another jar of honey	1.2784	0.05815	97	76	15	6
1548	I’m returning this because it’s farm-raised, not wild-caught.	1.2784	0.05815	97	76	15	6
1549	Could you wrap it in dry ice. I've still got a ways to go.	1.2784	0.05997	97	77	13	7
1550	Farm raised or wild ?	1.2784	0.05433	97	74	19	4
1551	Just be sure it’s wild; I’m already on thin ice at home	1.2784	0.05815	97	76	15	6
1552	But dude, it says "Legal Tender" right there on the caudal fin!	1.2783	0.05599	115	92	14	9
1553	I don’t believe in hunting	1.2783	0.05319	115	90	18	7
1554	Give a bear a fish ...	1.2783	0.04711	115	86	26	3
1555	I only hunt for bargains.	1.2778	0.06007	72	54	16	2
1556	My doctor told me to lay off the honey	1.2778	0.05247	90	67	21	2
1557	Can you send COD?	1.2778	0.04994	126	98	21	7
1558	It’s the bear necessities.	1.2778	0.04733	126	96	25	5
1559	By the way, someone trampled the organic honey section in aisle 7.	1.2778	0.06326	90	72	11	7
1560	Can you believe we used catch these with our bear hands?	1.2778	0.06324	72	55	14	3
1561	Unfortunately, Mr. Smokey, our airline does not recognize Wild Sockeye Salmon as an emotional support pet.	1.2778	0.06126	90	71	13	6
1562	After a while you get tired of just looking downstream.	1.2778	0.06626	72	56	12	4
1563	I can sell them cheaper if you don't mind claw marks.	1.2778	0.04865	126	97	23	6
1564	I parked in the Endangered Species spot out front. I hope that's cool.	1.2778	0.06126	90	71	13	6
1565	It's sushi grade.	1.2778	0.06324	72	55	14	3
1566	You can sell it to me. I'm not a Russian bear.	1.2778	0.05703	90	69	17	4
1567	What do you mean I can’t return it. I bearly licked it.	1.2778	0.05703	90	69	17	4
1568	Can I exchange it for the kind that jumps?	1.2778	0.05556	108	85	16	7
1569	Fresh caught, you say?	1.2778	0.05918	90	70	15	5
1570	I don't know how to tune a fish.	1.2778	0.05918	90	70	15	5
1571	I'm sorry, we don't accept returns.	1.2778	0.05235	108	83	20	5
1572	I'm sorry I can't pay. I'm not familiar with even the basics of how economic systems work. This is all very new to me.	1.2773	0.04910	119	91	23	5
1573	Are the salmon gluten free?	1.2772	0.05650	101	79	16	6
1574	The Price of Fish these days....	1.2772	0.04899	101	75	24	2
1575	...and I'll have six dozen bagels and four pounds of Philadelphia.	1.2772	0.05472	101	78	18	5
1576	Fish is Fungible, right?	1.2772	0.05097	101	76	22	3
1577	Like french fries, I'll just eat this in the car	1.2772	0.05472	101	78	18	5
1578	This isn't farmed, is it?	1.2772	0.05288	101	77	20	4
1579	It is wild caught? I only eat wild caught.	1.2772	0.04899	101	75	24	2
1580	Keep the bag. I'll eat it here.	1.2771	0.05766	83	63	17	3
1581	If anyone asks, tell them I caught it.	1.2771	0.05231	83	61	21	1
1582	But I get bullied when I use the woods.	1.2771	0.05766	83	63	17	3
1583	Toss it to my so I can tell my friends I caught it.	1.2771	0.06255	83	65	13	5
1584	I'll need a dessert, too. Can you point me to your dumpster?	1.2771	0.06015	83	64	15	4
1585	Could you NOT clean and cook it this time?	1.2771	0.05505	83	62	19	2
1586	I'm sorry, I don't have change for a fishy.	1.2768	0.05412	112	88	17	7
1587	My family and friends would find it a lot more convenient if you used EatStreet or Grubhub.	1.2768	0.05412	112	88	17	7
1588	And you’re sure it was farmed sustainably?	1.2768	0.05107	112	86	21	5
1589	I can't hear the fish, but I do agree that you're not moving your lips	1.2766	0.06126	94	75	12	7
1590	The barcode is on the fin.	1.2766	0.05538	94	72	18	4
1591	It's easy. Just throw it up in the air.	1.2766	0.05538	94	72	18	4
1592	It’s cheaper than a rib eye.	1.2766	0.05538	94	72	18	4
1593	Don't bother wrapping it--I'll eat it on the way back--but I would like a sprinkle of salt, please.	1.2766	0.05538	94	72	18	4
1594	Did that come in today?	1.2766	0.05327	94	71	20	3
1595	I know it’s crass but I’m hooked on the farm raised stuff.	1.2766	0.05108	94	70	22	2
1596	I remember when I used to buy two fish for that same price	1.2766	0.05741	94	73	16	5
1597	Can you fillet it? I just had my claws done.	1.2766	0.05936	94	74	14	6
1598	Who has the time, really?	1.2766	0.05936	94	74	14	6
1599	You’re sure this is wild-caught and not farmed?	1.2764	0.04661	123	93	26	4
1600	Efficient for you, a fish scent for me.	1.2764	0.05328	123	98	16	9
1601	Could you deliver to my cave?	1.2763	0.05803	76	57	17	2
1602	Oh, don't bother. I'll just eat you here.	1.2763	0.05493	76	56	19	1
1603	I knew his brother...he was delicious.	1.2763	0.06908	76	61	9	6
1604	Store bought is fine! Ina says so.	1.2762	0.05152	105	80	21	4
1605	Could I get that gift wrapped?	1.2762	0.05661	105	83	15	7
1606	No bag is necessary. I'll be eating al fresco.	1.2762	0.05496	105	82	17	6
1607	The salmon runs just didn't agree with my philosophy of slow food.	1.2762	0.05327	105	81	19	5
1608	I've had to start getting my food at the grocery store because of the whole glacier-melting thing.	1.2762	0.05496	105	82	17	6
1609	I suppose I date myself in saying this, but I still worry about the mercury levels.	1.2759	0.06266	87	69	12	6
1610	I am owed a refund. Once my houseguests left I realized it wasn’t them.	1.2759	0.05345	87	65	20	2
1611	It was a gift but I am a vegetarian.	1.2759	0.05345	87	65	20	2
1612	Sometimes I like to treat myself to a snapper instead of the usual wild-caught salmon.	1.2759	0.05590	87	66	18	3
1613	Isn't it free? I thought I had enough reward points?	1.2756	0.04427	127	95	29	3
1614	Since we switched to farmed the kids won't eat wild.	1.2755	0.04979	98	73	23	2
1615	Thanks, but a bag won't be necessary.	1.2755	0.05385	98	75	19	4
1616	I can't wait to take you home and rip your damn face off... Sorry sir, the fish, not you.	1.2755	0.05385	98	75	19	4
1617	just so you know, I might have made a boo-boo in aisle four. I've been holding it all winter and I got excited	1.2752	0.05510	109	86	16	7
1618	I don't need a bag, just shove it in my mouth.	1.2752	0.05810	109	88	12	9
1619	They don’t make fish like the used to!	1.2752	0.05193	109	84	20	5
1620	Ya know,shopping is just so easy these days	1.2752	0.04855	109	82	24	3
1621	No, I wash and cook it carefully. I got salmonella once	1.2750	0.05893	80	61	16	3
1622	" "I'd like it filleted - thanks.	1.2750	0.06408	80	63	12	5
1623	You have to pay for bags now?	1.2750	0.06156	80	62	14	4
1624	Is it wild caught, dolphin free?	1.2748	0.04342	131	98	30	3
1625	Is this organic?	1.2747	0.05649	91	70	17	4
1626	Could you pack it ice, I won’t be eating it until spring!	1.2747	0.05861	91	71	15	5
1627	Can you teach it to sing "Down by the River"?	1.2747	0.06264	91	73	11	7
1628	Oh, I just can't be bothered.	1.2747	0.05428	91	69	19	3
1629	No need to bag it, I'm going to eat it in the car.	1.2747	0.05649	91	70	17	4
1630	Taste like fish. Smells like Putin.	1.2747	0.05861	91	71	15	5
1631	Could I get the gift wrapped please? It's my anniversary.	1.2745	0.05601	102	80	16	6
1632	Thank you for using paper	1.2745	0.05242	102	78	20	4
1633	Oh, I nearly forgot, I also had a few while I was shopping.	1.2745	0.05424	102	79	18	5
1634	Look man, the other guys said they're half off. You're lucky I'm not just taking it.	1.2745	0.05054	102	77	22	3
1635	Isn't there a term for taking something from someone and selling it back to them?	1.2745	0.05937	102	82	12	8
1636	Better stock up, penguins aren't far behind.	1.2745	0.05937	102	82	12	8
1637	What about the thirty others I ate while I was here?	1.2743	0.05370	113	89	17	7
1638	I figure this is is much easier than standing in a cold river all day trying to catch these.	1.2743	0.05221	113	88	19	6
1639	It's for my buddy, I don't have time to teach him how to fish.	1.2743	0.04909	113	86	23	4
1640	Inflation? If these prices get any higher I'm going to have to start hunting again.	1.2742	0.04904	124	96	22	6
1641	Actually, I don’t need a bag.	1.2740	0.05606	73	54	18	1
1642	I just got tired of waiting for them to swim upstream.	1.2738	0.05952	84	65	15	4
1643	I just can't bear any more plastic.	1.2738	0.06416	84	67	11	6
1644	I ordered a live one.	1.2738	0.05952	84	65	15	4
1645	No need for a bag. I'm gonna eat it right away.	1.2738	0.06189	84	66	13	5
1646	No I didn’t put my name on the bag.	1.2738	0.05952	84	65	15	4
1647	Also, could I pause my membership for a few months?	1.2738	0.06189	84	66	13	5
1648	I don’t need a bag. I’ll eat it here.	1.2737	0.05687	95	74	16	5
1649	This way I end up in the background of fewer Instagram posts.	1.2737	0.05487	95	73	18	4
1650	Between you and me, it’s still technically wild-caught.	1.2737	0.05687	95	74	16	5
1651	I don’t think one per customer is going to work for me.	1.2736	0.04931	106	80	23	3
1652	I'll take 2000 more of these, please.	1.2736	0.05283	106	82	19	5
1653	Could you include a gift card?	1.2735	0.04949	117	90	22	5
1654	That’s organic and sustainably sourced, right?	1.2734	0.04982	139	111	18	10
1655	Honey, I want to send this fish to the President of Russia, so just make sure that it doesn’t arrive on time.	1.2727	0.05710	99	78	15	6
1656	What happened to wild salmon?	1.2727	0.05311	110	86	18	6
1657	I knew I was going to like “The Upstream Grocery”.	1.2727	0.05535	88	67	18	3
1658	Can’t a bear go farm-raised without the judgment?	1.2727	0.05294	88	66	20	2
1659	Would you mind trimming some of the fat?	1.2727	0.05535	88	67	18	3
1660	I only eat sustainably sourced	1.2727	0.04674	143	112	23	8
1661	Save the bag, I'll just eat it in the car	1.2727	0.05766	88	68	16	4
1662	Do you have an endangered species discount?	1.2727	0.06306	77	60	13	4
1663	As a casualty of global warming, do you have any last words?	1.2727	0.07540	77	65	3	9
1664	Would you throw it in the air so I could catch it?	1.2727	0.05988	88	69	14	5
1665	If you like that one, I can bring you more just like it.	1.2727	0.05294	88	66	20	2
1666	I ordered fish and chips	1.2727	0.05988	88	69	14	5
1667	I'm afraid of rapids.	1.2727	0.05888	99	79	13	7
1668	I used to be a hunter; now I'm a gatherer	1.2727	0.05988	88	69	14	5
1669	No joke. It really is Ubear Eats.	1.2727	0.05988	88	69	14	5
1670	Did you just say, "Bear with me a moment?"	1.2727	0.05766	88	68	16	4
1671	Oh, no bag, please. I'd like them to think it is home-caught.	1.2727	0.06029	77	59	15	3
1672	I'm a pescatarian now.	1.2727	0.05140	99	75	21	3
1673	Was it sustainably sourced?	1.2727	0.06029	77	59	15	3
1674	Funny,we call it “bagging a big one” in the wood too!	1.2727	0.06572	77	61	11	5
1675	Could I have 6 more of those, and 20 pounds of blueberries?	1.2719	0.05028	114	88	21	5
1676	I'll have to deliver it myself because my friend's home address recently melted.	1.2718	0.05012	103	78	22	3
1677	That’s alright, I don’t need a bag….	1.2718	0.05198	103	79	20	4
1678	Having to get farm raised really kills the thrill of the moment!	1.2718	0.05198	103	79	20	4
1679	I want to return this to its spawning ground.	1.2718	0.05378	103	80	18	5
1680	Tell me, does this freeze well?	1.2718	0.05721	103	82	14	7
1681	I need to carry that out in my mouth so as not to jeopardize my masculinity.	1.2718	0.05012	103	78	22	3
1682	On a plaque…for my den.	1.2717	0.06202	92	74	11	7
1683	Bear with me, it’s my first robbery.	1.2717	0.05595	92	71	17	4
1684	Lent started you know.	1.2717	0.05377	92	70	19	3
1685	I buy farm raised to preserve my environment, because nobody else seems to be interested.	1.2717	0.05595	92	71	17	4
1686	Do you have any napkins?	1.2716	0.06089	81	63	14	4
1687	It’s my emotional support salmon.	1.2716	0.06576	81	65	10	6
1688	Truth be told, I hate trying to catch those damn things.	1.2716	0.05830	81	62	16	3
1689	I'll have to settle for that since you don't have any fillets.	1.2716	0.06337	81	64	12	5
1690	Sure, it's fun in the beginning but it grows old fast.	1.2716	0.05830	81	62	16	3
1691	He is over three ounces. He will have to go in your checked luggage.	1.2716	0.06807	81	66	8	7
1692	I don't need a bag, thanks.	1.2714	0.07026	70	56	9	5
1693	Carrion	1.2714	0.06078	70	53	15	2
1694	I was hoping for borscht.	1.2714	0.07026	70	56	9	5
1695	Do you accept scat-coin?	1.2714	0.07592	70	58	5	7
1696	Do you have any Grey Poupon?	1.2710	0.05240	107	83	19	5
1697	Could you gift wrap it? It's for a special friend.	1.2710	0.05240	107	83	19	5
1698	Do you have this in a non-endangered?	1.2710	0.05722	107	86	13	8
1699	Goldilocks is such a picky guest. Turns out she's a pescatarian!	1.2708	0.05437	96	74	18	4
1700	Can I put some claw marks on it so it looks like I caught it?	1.2708	0.05437	96	74	18	4
1701	You'd be surprised how many job openings there are for polar bears.	1.2708	0.05635	96	75	16	5
1702	How about a bow and some colored tissue paper? The wife loves that crap.	1.2708	0.05826	96	76	14	6
1703	This bag isn’t bear-proof, is it?	1.2708	0.05635	96	75	16	5
1704	It’s funny… People gripe about the climate crisis, but believe you me, this is so much easier than freezing my tuchus off in a river!	1.2708	0.05635	96	75	16	5
1705	Could I scratch it up a bit? My wife thinks I'm too civilized as it is.	1.2708	0.05231	96	73	20	3
1706	If I only ate the eggs and brain, can I return the rest of the fish for cash?	1.2708	0.05635	96	75	16	5
1707	Would you please throw in a couple of breath mints and napkins?	1.2708	0.05826	96	76	14	6
1708	I'm going to charge you. Sorry, I mean charge it.	1.2706	0.05891	85	66	15	4
1709	Still completely unopened.	1.2706	0.05891	85	66	15	4
1710	What do you mean ‘swipe my card’?	1.2706	0.05891	85	66	15	4
1711	It's the wrong size, and Amazon told me you handle their returns.	1.2706	0.05648	85	65	17	3
1712	Previously frozen?	1.2706	0.05394	85	64	19	2
1713	I’d like chips with that.	1.2706	0.05394	85	64	19	2
1714	Something fishy is going on here	1.2706	0.06348	85	68	11	6
1715	Don’t tell the wife.	1.2706	0.05648	85	65	17	3
1716	Mark it: " I'm sorry. Please forgive me" and throw in some seal blubber if you would. Thanks pal.	1.2703	0.05111	111	86	20	5
1717	Is that salmon fresh-caught or farm-raised?	1.2703	0.06174	74	57	14	3
1718	It insisted on being returned to this exact location.	1.2703	0.06174	74	57	14	3
1719	While I miss the berg, I sure don’t miss having to catch these myself!	1.2700	0.04894	100	75	23	2
1720	It's my therapy support animal.	1.2700	0.05478	100	78	17	5
1721	I grabbed tuna by mistake.	1.2700	0.05478	100	78	17	5
1722	Don’t wrap it. I’ll get lucky tonight if she thinks I caught it!”	1.2697	0.05243	89	67	20	2
1723	I used to eat it on ice before you guys melted it all.	1.2697	0.05481	89	68	18	3
1724	I missed out on the "teach a bear to fish" life lesson.	1.2697	0.06140	89	71	12	6
1725	This is a much better photo opportunity for tourist rather than pictures down by the river.	1.2697	0.05929	89	70	14	5
1726	Lost and flounder? Tell me you're kidding.	1.2697	0.05929	89	70	14	5
1727	I’m aware of that restriction and, no, it wasn’t caught in a net.	1.2696	0.04674	115	87	25	3
1728	I'm sorry but I specifically told room service, fresh not frozen.	1.2696	0.05141	115	90	19	6
1729	Save the bag, I’ll just eat it now.	1.2692	0.05155	104	80	20	4
1730	I don't need a bag. Just toss it up into my mouth.	1.2692	0.05333	104	81	18	5
1731	Don't bother to wrap it.	1.2692	0.06235	78	61	13	4
1732	You seem to be out of iceberg lettuce.	1.2692	0.05505	104	82	16	6
1733	He wanted to be returned.	1.2692	0.05676	78	59	17	2
1734	Is it a wild Alaskan humanely caught salmon or a farmed Atlantic?	1.2692	0.06235	78	61	13	4
1735	I ordered SOCKEYE but got STEELHEAD instead; normally I would not care but my physician says I must reduce my cholesterol .	1.2692	0.05333	104	81	18	5
1736	Throw it in the air and let's see what happens.	1.2692	0.05155	104	80	20	4
1737	Am I supposed to be eating seals?	1.2692	0.06235	78	61	13	4
1738	I’m only here because the river is frozen.	1.2692	0.05333	104	81	18	5
1739	My habitat has shrunk to the size of a paper bag.	1.2692	0.05962	78	60	15	3
1740	Thanks again for wiring the den. Mildred is addicted to that show where the woman drinks wine and looks out her window all day.	1.2692	0.06496	78	62	11	5
1741	I wasn’t expecting it to be C.O.D.	1.2692	0.06748	78	63	9	6
1742	Can I swipe?	1.2692	0.06496	78	62	11	5
1743	Strained paw again. I forgot to stretch."	1.2692	0.06496	78	62	11	5
1744	You don't think I'm going to spoil the cat?	1.2692	0.06235	78	61	13	4
1745	No bag please, I’ll eat it here.	1.2689	0.05021	119	93	20	6
1746	I came to see a man about a fish.	1.2688	0.05327	93	71	19	3
1747	No need. I'll eat it here.	1.2688	0.05327	93	71	19	3
1748	No need to bag it, just toss it in the air.	1.2688	0.05749	93	73	15	5
1749	Wild caught?	1.2688	0.05327	93	71	19	3
1750	Wait, is this farm fresh or wild caught?	1.2688	0.05542	93	72	17	4
1751	My rewards number is 555-BEAR.	1.2688	0.05749	93	73	15	5
1752	I know returning this may seem fishy, but bear with me.	1.2688	0.05949	93	74	13	6
1753	Would you mind throwing that up in the air and letting me catch it in my mouth?	1.2685	0.05197	108	84	19	5
1754	Could you please check on the name and address of the Fish farm. I'm' asking for a friend.	1.2685	0.05361	108	85	17	6
1755	If it's farm-raised, I don't want it.	1.2685	0.05520	108	86	15	7
1756	No shellfish for me. I keep strictly kosher.	1.2685	0.05361	108	85	17	6
1757	Could you put that on ice?	1.2683	0.06023	82	64	14	4
1758	You're thinking of Grizzlies. I'd just like a nice walnut plaque."	1.2683	0.06268	82	65	12	5
1759	If you’re going to charge that much, I’ll just go upstream.	1.2683	0.06023	82	64	14	4
1760	Amazon would take it back.	1.2683	0.06504	82	66	10	6
1761	Stop by sometime. I'll make you dinner.	1.2680	0.05388	97	75	18	4
1762	No bag please, I'll just hold it in my mouth.	1.2680	0.05388	97	75	18	4
1763	No, I don't need no stinking bag.	1.2680	0.05388	97	75	18	4
1764	What’s your return-to-spawn policy?	1.2680	0.05773	97	77	14	6
1765	Can I get some low sodium soy sauce with that?	1.2680	0.04752	97	72	24	1
1766	It doesn't feel the same when they can't swim away.	1.2680	0.05388	97	75	18	4
1767	How much would it cost to put you in the bag?	1.2680	0.05584	97	76	16	5
1768	My ancestors are disappointed	1.2680	0.05773	97	77	14	6
1769	No need to wrap it. I plan to eat it here. As an appetizer.	1.2679	0.05227	112	88	18	6
1770	Much like my ancestors, these used to roam free.	1.2679	0.04390	112	83	28	1
1771	Do you take paper or plastic?	1.2676	0.06330	71	55	13	3
1772	Skip the bag. It'll never make it to the car.	1.2674	0.05591	86	66	17	3
1773	That looks frozen instead of fresh.	1.2674	0.05830	86	67	15	4
1774	I'm not interested in DOWNstream supply chain logistics...	1.2674	0.05830	86	67	15	4
1775	These days, the only thing I need to catch is a break. Am I right?	1.2674	0.06282	86	69	11	6
1776	Charge.	1.2674	0.05591	86	66	17	3
1777	Instacart Pickup saved me 268 hours of standing in an icy stream!	1.2674	0.06060	86	68	13	5
1778	Where are the chips?	1.2673	0.05610	101	80	15	6
1779	Can you wrap it in entrails?	1.2673	0.05245	101	78	19	4
1780	Can you pack it in ice? My climate's on the fritz.	1.2667	0.06667	75	60	10	5
1781	Arctic bred only. I’m buy-Polar.	1.2667	0.06667	75	60	10	5
1782	No, I won't be needing a plastic fork.	1.2667	0.05288	105	82	18	5
1783	Ran out of canned fish before leaving for work.	1.2667	0.05799	75	57	16	2
1784	That’s just my snack. You’re dinner.	1.2667	0.06079	90	72	12	6
1785	Who caught it? I need some lessons...	1.2667	0.04740	105	79	24	2
1786	"Swear not to tell anyone? I prefer farmed to wild-caught."	1.2667	0.04929	105	80	22	3
1787	I don't care if this is 'Whole' Foods... I just want a filet!	1.2667	0.04947	90	67	22	1
1788	Don't you have anything bigger?	1.2667	0.05428	90	69	18	3
1789	I know, it's weird not having to wear a mask.	1.2667	0.05653	90	70	16	4
1790	Skip the bag, I want my wife to think I caught it myself.	1.2667	0.06102	75	58	14	3
1791	Can you throw some ice in the bag-home is a long way off	1.2667	0.05112	105	81	20	4
1792	And would you like to give a dollar for the prevention of forest fires?	1.2667	0.06391	75	59	12	4
1793	Do you have more of those?	1.2667	0.05653	90	70	16	4
1794	Will you wrap it as a gift? It's my birthday!	1.2667	0.05428	90	69	18	3
1795	Can you put it on ice? I'm all out of it at home.	1.2661	0.05922	109	90	9	10
1796	Would you toss it into the air	1.2661	0.05317	109	86	17	6
1797	$14.99 a pound?! Inflation is such a bear.	1.2661	0.05475	109	87	15	7
1798	Oh... it's only the farmed on sale, not wild-caught?	1.2660	0.05278	94	72	19	3
1799	It’s best if Goldilocks believes I only eat porridge.	1.2660	0.06083	94	76	11	7
1800	And a bigger bag for yourself.	1.2660	0.06083	94	76	11	7
1801	I usually catch my own, but, you know, March Madness and everything….	1.2660	0.05695	94	74	15	5
1802	Reason for my return? It swam with the current.	1.2660	0.05490	94	73	17	4
1803	Just charge it to the Goldilocks account.	1.2658	0.06165	79	62	13	4
1804	Ubear Eats	1.2658	0.05317	79	59	19	1
1805	I'd also like a bag of ice.	1.2658	0.05896	79	61	15	3
1806	Okay, and I need a bigger one for papa bear and a smaller one for me.	1.2658	0.06423	79	63	11	5
1807	Oh thanks, but no need to put it in a bag. I'll eat it on the way home.	1.2653	0.05139	98	75	20	3
1808	This fish was sold to me dead.	1.2653	0.05139	98	75	20	3
1809	Add some bagels and cream cheese. I got the rest at home.	1.2653	0.05533	98	77	16	5
1810	Could you wrap that for me? It's an anniversary gift for my wife.	1.2653	0.05340	98	76	18	4
1811	Some of us millennials are going into hibernation!	1.2653	0.05340	98	76	18	4
1812	I think Mom mixed up our lunch bags again!	1.2653	0.05340	98	76	18	4
1813	Can you wrap it in the Wall Street Journal? It’s a thank you gift for my broker.	1.2651	0.05707	83	64	16	3
1814	And you swear this stays between the two of us, right?	1.2651	0.06201	83	66	12	5
1815	I’d like to return this. It tastes a bit fishy.	1.2651	0.05959	83	65	14	4
1816	And how fresh are you?	1.2651	0.05959	83	65	14	4
1817	Without a receipt I can only give you store credit.	1.2647	0.05732	102	82	13	7
1818	Do you take Bitcoin?	1.2647	0.05009	102	78	21	3
1819	Can I put it on layaway?	1.2647	0.05561	102	81	15	6
1820	Relax! I'm off the turf until after lent.	1.2647	0.06827	68	54	10	4
1821	I want to return this for a larger size	1.2644	0.05771	87	68	15	4
1822	I never go to Alaska for the salmon spawning season anymore. It's just gotten so commercial.	1.2644	0.05771	87	68	15	4
1823	"Well, my fresh is not the same as your fresh."	1.2644	0.05998	87	69	13	5
1824	Wow you've really scaled back your operations	1.2644	0.06428	87	71	9	7
1825	I figure it's not worth the effort on my end if you guys will do the work for me.	1.2644	0.05998	87	69	13	5
1826	I was going to order this on Amazon, but I figured I should shop local.	1.2644	0.06428	87	71	9	7
1827	I could really use some ice.	1.2642	0.05244	106	83	18	5
1828	I don’t think streaming can ever replace going to the theater.	1.2642	0.05576	106	85	14	7
1829	They return to where they come from every year, so I'm bringing it back to you.	1.2639	0.06253	72	56	13	3
1830	I forgot my value card...can I give you my phone number?	1.2637	0.05599	91	71	16	4
1831	Can I have fries with that?	1.2637	0.05144	91	69	20	2
1832	Do you really want to argue with ME?	1.2637	0.06019	91	73	12	6
1833	Thanks for weighing it without the water this time.	1.2637	0.05599	91	71	16	4
1834	Is that GMO Salmon?	1.2637	0.06019	91	73	12	6
1835	Do you have that in pink?	1.2637	0.05599	91	71	16	4
1836	Hi,I am here to pick up an order for Hank the Tank,but I think he ordered pizza	1.2637	0.05813	91	72	14	5
1837	It smelled bad after three days.	1.2637	0.05599	91	71	16	4
1838	Before my hibernation, I would like to have chips and some honey as well. Carlos Maranhāo São Paulo, Brazil	1.2636	0.05430	110	88	15	7
1839	What about a bear wanting to take advantage of a great sale is strange? I don't appreciate your tone. Let me speak with your manager.	1.2636	0.05114	110	86	19	5
1840	... And two hundred eighty bags of ice.	1.2636	0.04948	110	85	21	4
1841	Don’t bother about a bag—I’ll eat it here.	1.2636	0.05114	110	86	19	5
1842	Is that farmed or stream fresh?”	1.2632	0.05229	95	73	19	3
1843	You can skip the bag and just fling it toward my mouth.	1.2632	0.06032	76	59	14	3
1844	Son, I'm old enough to remember when you had to go down to the river and catch them by hand.	1.2632	0.05439	95	74	17	4
1845	I've always wanted to catch one, are you sure you don't have a green screen?	1.2632	0.05641	95	75	15	5
1846	Could you recommend an appropriate wine pairing”	1.2632	0.06032	76	59	14	3
1847	Do you have one that's not speckled?	1.2632	0.06316	76	60	12	4
1848	I generally like my fish when it's caught wild, but I thought it would be interesting to try farmed fish for a change.	1.2632	0.05439	95	74	17	4
1849	Global warming … let me tell you about it ….	1.2632	0.06032	76	59	14	3
1850	And then it asked me if I had a moment to discuss my cars extended warranty…	1.2632	0.05439	95	74	17	4
1851	That's salmon,not Arctic char! It's polar opposite to what I asked for.	1.2632	0.06025	95	77	11	7
1852	Would you mind adding some ice? I'm on my way to hibernate.	1.2632	0.06316	76	60	12	4
1853	But it’s still within Amazon’s 30 day return.	1.2626	0.05292	99	77	18	4
1854	Um, hi ... uh, yeah, I hate to be a bother and everything, but, um, I think I ordered the Sockeye salmon? And I'm pretty sure this is a Coho? So if you could just, you know ... switch that out? That would be great.	1.2626	0.05292	99	77	18	4
1855	Bear with an old bear, I remember the time we used to fish in the river. Yeh, a real river with flowing water. And it was cold.	1.2626	0.05668	99	79	14	6
1856	You know, my freezer broke down a while ago.	1.2626	0.04887	99	75	22	2
1857	My new diet calls for tropical fish.	1.2626	0.05292	99	77	18	4
1858	If you’d put that on 200,000 tons of ice I’d appreciate it.	1.2625	0.05831	80	62	15	3
1859	No, my house melting is an act of man	1.2625	0.06350	80	64	11	5
1860	I'll only check it as luggage if there are no inflight meals.	1.2625	0.05831	80	62	15	3
1861	It's not dead. It's resting.	1.2625	0.05831	80	62	15	3
1862	I actually don’t need a bag for that.	1.2623	0.04478	122	93	26	3
1863	Did you make that extra crispy?	1.2621	0.05337	103	81	17	5
1864	Must I pay or can just take by force?	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
1865	No, really: I heard if I got them from the Amazon they’d be fresher	1.2619	0.05388	84	64	18	2
1866	Was this humanely harvested?	1.2619	0.05896	84	66	14	4
1867	My wife's going pescatarian.	1.2619	0.06364	84	68	10	6
1868	This is so much easier than trying to catch one with my mouth.	1.2619	0.06364	84	68	10	6
1869	Sorry! It’s an Ukranian salmon, No way, you’re putin your paws on it!	1.2619	0.05648	84	65	16	3
1870	But I ordered sushi.	1.2619	0.06135	84	67	12	5
1871	Is this freshwater?	1.2619	0.05648	84	65	16	3
1872	Could you put that on ice? All of mine melted.	1.2617	0.05529	107	86	14	7
1873	Mind if I slap it into the bag ?	1.2617	0.05367	107	85	16	6
1874	You can skip the bagging.	1.2617	0.05028	107	83	20	4
1875	I've only ever eaten fish with the bag on the inside.	1.2614	0.05937	88	70	13	5
1876	Can you put some ice on that?	1.2614	0.05236	88	67	19	2
1877	Can you just toss it at me?	1.2614	0.05713	88	69	15	4
1878	I would self checkout but I'm a polar bear.	1.2614	0.05480	88	68	17	3
1879	I'll just carry it out. Would you mind throwing it up in the air?	1.2614	0.05937	88	70	13	5
1880	I can see you’ve had a big run on salmon this week.	1.2614	0.05713	88	69	15	4
1881	The day his mother is coming for dinner and THEY decide to damn the river	1.2614	0.05713	88	69	15	4
1882	Honest, I had it with me when I entered the store.	1.2614	0.05713	88	69	15	4
1883	May I have foil please	1.2613	0.04909	111	86	21	4
1884	You mean it doesn’t come with chips?	1.2613	0.04739	111	85	23	3
1885	Can you also tell me where to get my nails done?	1.2613	0.04909	111	86	21	4
1886	It's so hard to find fresh these days.	1.2609	0.05756	92	73	14	5
1887	I usually have them delivered.	1.2609	0.05096	92	70	20	2
1888	Can't believe this is what I have to do to get a fish these days.	1.2609	0.05096	92	70	20	2
1889	Let's just keep this between you and me.	1.2609	0.05096	92	70	20	2
1890	I bought it a few weeks ago, whats your return policy?	1.2609	0.05325	92	71	18	3
1891	It has "farm raised" stamped on the dorsal fin.	1.2609	0.05756	92	73	14	5
1892	The box said "wild caught" but it has that gamey smell like farm raised	1.2609	0.05545	92	72	16	4
1893	You thought I meant fish when I said I was looking for something to eat?	1.2609	0.05756	92	73	14	5
1894	No need to wrap it, trying to save the environment you know. I’ve already lost my home, no thanks to you !	1.2609	0.05756	92	73	14	5
1895	Would you be so kind as to double bag that for me please?	1.2609	0.05325	92	71	18	3
1896	Handle with care, or you'll sleep with the fishes.	1.2609	0.05756	92	73	14	5
1897	Oh, no bag for me please. Trying to keep my iceberg from shrinking	1.2609	0.05325	92	71	18	3
1898	You know,I really would prefer a home delivery option.	1.2609	0.04856	92	69	22	1
1899	Is it net caught?	1.2604	0.05182	96	74	19	3
1900	Don't worry about the bag, I'm good.	1.2604	0.05589	96	76	15	5
1901	OK... That works for me, didn't you pick up any for yourself?	1.2604	0.05389	96	75	17	4
1902	I stopped standing in the river with my mouth wide open after my kids watched "Finding Nemo".	1.2604	0.05782	96	77	13	6
1903	We may be polar opposites, but we will demonstrate unity in our support of Ukraine.	1.2604	0.05782	96	77	13	6
1904	Thanks, but no. I'm so sick of salmon.	1.2604	0.05389	96	75	17	4
1905	As you can see, the fish is out of the bag.	1.2603	0.06478	73	58	11	4
1906	It's my emotional support animal.	1.2600	0.05617	100	80	14	6
1907	I used to catch my own but my arthritis has been acting up	1.2600	0.05245	100	78	18	4
1908	It's farmed. I prefer fresh.	1.2600	0.05049	100	77	20	3
1909	Whoa! I ordered a baby seal.	1.2597	0.06243	77	61	12	4
1910	Have you sanitized your hands?	1.2597	0.06243	77	61	12	4
1911	Is it fresh or previously frozen?	1.2597	0.05963	77	60	14	3
1912	I’d return the fisherman too, but he’s already been used.	1.2597	0.06511	77	62	10	5
1913	Remember: you didn't see me in here.	1.2597	0.05669	77	59	16	2
1914	I can't believe I almost forgot our anniversary.	1.2597	0.05963	77	60	14	3
1915	I would prefer plastic, actually	1.2596	0.05633	104	84	13	7
1916	Bear: "Listen, take the fish back. I can't bear to eat it with that look on its face".	1.2596	0.05465	104	83	15	6
1917	Is there a senior discount?	1.2596	0.05465	104	83	15	6
1918	I'd like that 'neat,' please----no ice.	1.2593	0.04987	108	84	20	4
1919	...not to go please, I'll be eating it here.	1.2593	0.05158	108	85	18	5
1920	I’ll add the teeth marks before I serve it.	1.2593	0.05768	81	63	15	3
1921	I brought my own plastic bag from the ocean.	1.2593	0.05323	108	86	16	6
1922	How 'bout I check out your bass	1.2593	0.04987	108	84	20	4
1923	Omnivore's Dilemma	1.2593	0.05493	81	62	17	2
1924	I’ve been dying to try the farm-raised stuff	1.2593	0.05768	81	63	15	3
1925	I guess you could say I’m a pesca-bear-ian.	1.2593	0.06029	81	64	13	4
1926	Actually I'll eat that here.	1.2588	0.05835	85	67	14	4
1927	I couldn't find the porridge."	1.2588	0.06727	85	71	6	8
1928	Could you step back a few feet and throw it toward me?	1.2584	0.05185	89	68	19	2
1929	I’m joining The Great Resignation.	1.2584	0.06091	89	72	11	6
1930	If any bears ask, I caught this upstream.	1.2581	0.05701	93	74	14	5
1931	Is that locally-sourced, organic, artisanal salmon?	1.2581	0.05701	93	74	14	5
1932	Some of the grizzlies are coming over.	1.2581	0.05492	93	73	16	4
1933	Not Paper or Plastic, I want them back in the river.	1.2581	0.05275	93	72	18	3
1934	phishing?	1.2581	0.05492	93	73	16	4
1935	Only one please, because I'm on a diet.	1.2581	0.05701	93	74	14	5
1936	My friends will go crazy how I managed to catch a tuna	1.2581	0.05492	93	73	16	4
1937	This is fresh salmon. You're not gonna get a better price during this inflationary period.	1.2581	0.05275	93	72	18	3
1938	I don’t have a fishing license, so this will have to do.	1.2581	0.05492	93	73	16	4
1939	Climate change is becoming rather costly.	1.2581	0.05275	93	72	18	3
1940	Instead of a bag could you toss it at my mouth as fast as you can?	1.2577	0.05135	97	75	19	3
1941	I prefer buying in bulk, but my house is shrinking.	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
1942	Don't bother with the bag.	1.2577	0.05538	97	77	15	5
1943	The kids are learning Mandarin this winter while they sleep.	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
1944	Can you put the rushing brook in a jar?	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
1945	Paper please, plastic binds me up.	1.2574	0.05200	101	79	18	4
1946	Is it farm-raised or wild?	1.2574	0.05006	101	78	20	3
1947	Could I exchange it for the next size?	1.2574	0.05387	101	80	16	5
1948	I scratch it up before I get home, the kids can never tell the difference.	1.2574	0.05387	101	80	16	5
1949	It’s for a friend…..really.	1.2571	0.05585	105	85	13	7
1950	You did say this was a bear market, correct?	1.2571	0.05585	105	85	13	7
1951	Could you wrap it in newspaper, please? It’s a gift.	1.2571	0.04885	105	81	21	3
1952	Is this wild caught or farmed?	1.2571	0.05069	105	82	19	4
1953	'"It's a Bear Market."	1.2569	0.04591	109	83	24	2
1954	I'm actually going to eviscerate it here.	1.2569	0.05438	109	88	14	7
1955	Actually, can I get that gift-wrapped?	1.2569	0.05742	109	90	10	9
1956	Do you do global warming discounts?	1.2568	0.06682	74	60	9	5
1957	I'm on a seal-free diet because the ice floes melted.	1.2568	0.06399	74	59	11	4
1958	You’re sure it’s organic wild caught, not GMO, farmed, pre-frozen??	1.2568	0.06103	74	58	13	3
1959	Skip the bag ,I'll just eat it now.	1.2568	0.05792	74	57	15	2
1960	Would you throw in an iceberg with that?	1.2568	0.06103	74	58	13	3
1961	At these prices, I should just go catch it myself.	1.2564	0.05895	78	61	14	3
1962	Can I buy now and pay later?	1.2564	0.05300	78	59	18	1
1963	Could you keep this refrigerated for me? It is getting a little too warm out there.	1.2564	0.05895	78	61	14	3
1964	"What? You don't have plastic anymore? Buggers. Now I'll get fish smell on my car seat."	1.2564	0.05895	78	61	14	3
1965	And throw in that NatGeo video of a rushing river, please.	1.2564	0.05895	78	61	14	3
1966	The S&P 500 has nothing to do with me, bag the fish	1.2564	0.05172	117	94	16	7
1967	I don’t need a bag; I’ll just ferociously consume it immediately.	1.2561	0.05435	82	63	17	2
1968	There's an exclusion on the coupon?	1.2561	0.05435	82	63	17	2
1969	Just the head, please.	1.2561	0.05706	82	64	15	3
1970	My sushi chef is on vacation.	1.2561	0.05706	82	64	15	3
1971	Is this farm raised or wild?	1.2561	0.05706	82	64	15	3
1972	Farm raised but don't tell anyone, ok?	1.2561	0.05706	82	64	15	3
1973	The prices are outrageous, but thank goodness for the global supply chain.	1.2561	0.05435	82	63	17	2
1974	Bagging that will create more of a problem than a solution.	1.2561	0.05964	82	65	13	4
1975	I just wanted something easy tonight.	1.2561	0.05435	82	63	17	2
1976	I hear you but it’s just more convenient this way.	1.2561	0.05706	82	64	15	3
1977	I’m retired, just can’t bear the thought of fishing.	1.2561	0.06211	82	66	11	5
1978	Save a tree, I’ll eat it here.	1.2561	0.06211	82	66	11	5
1979	Steep, yes but it's wild caught and flash frozen	1.2561	0.04850	82	61	21	0
1980	Do you have one that brings with it the taste stimulating scent of a mountain stream?	1.2561	0.05151	82	62	19	1
1981	Can you wrap it for me as well...maybe something in newspaper?	1.2560	0.04806	125	99	20	6
1982	Does that one sing like the one my brother has on his wall?	1.2558	0.05279	86	66	18	2
1983	Can you wrap this up and send it to my ex-wife?	1.2558	0.05279	86	66	18	2
1984	Throw it into my mouth - let's all pretend we aren't dead inside.	1.2558	0.05532	86	67	16	3
1985	Just to let you know... There's no more honey.	1.2558	0.05774	86	68	14	4
1986	Excuse me, how much for that wild Alaskan salmon?	1.2558	0.05279	86	66	18	2
1987	Farm to table is much easier.	1.2558	0.06230	86	70	10	6
1988	He's a rescue fish. But honestly, I think he rescued me.	1.2558	0.05532	86	67	16	3
1989	No plastic bag for me, please. Going straight back to the ocean.	1.2558	0.06230	86	70	10	6
1990	This would have been way easier if you store used Uber Eats.	1.2556	0.05600	90	71	15	4
1991	I'll need you to pack that with some ice.	1.2556	0.05600	90	71	15	4
1992	These prices will have me back to catching them myself.	1.2556	0.05819	90	72	13	5
1993	If it's from Russia, forget it.	1.2556	0.05373	90	70	17	3
1994	Do you sell bagels and cream cheese too?	1.2556	0.05600	90	71	15	4
1995	I thought it would come smoked.	1.2556	0.05135	90	69	19	2
1996	I just started the keto diet— wish me luck	1.2556	0.05373	90	70	17	3
1997	Do you accept crypto?	1.2556	0.05600	90	71	15	4
1998	If you’d told me about this place sooner, I wouldn’t have broken into your house to eat your garbage.	1.2556	0.05373	90	70	17	3
1999	Do you know if the salmon is farm-raised or wild?	1.2556	0.05373	90	70	17	3
2000	I like fish, but this fish was a little too much of a fishy fish, you know?	1.2553	0.05226	94	73	18	3
2001	Skip the bag, I’ll eat it here.	1.2553	0.05002	94	72	20	2
2002	Perfect! So much easier nicer than fighting the crowds.	1.2553	0.05647	94	75	14	5
2003	Do you have a plastic fork?	1.2553	0.05226	94	73	18	3
2004	Can I get that filleted, please?	1.2553	0.05226	94	73	18	3
2005	Can you verify this is wild-caught?	1.2551	0.05487	98	78	15	5
2006	I mean… I grew up in this neighborhood and I barely recognize it these days.	1.2551	0.05089	98	76	19	3
2007	My new normal is eating people but I’m having a nostalgic yen today.	1.2551	0.05676	98	79	13	6
2008	I just love that farm raised salmon.	1.2551	0.04658	98	74	23	1
2009	You don't act so surprised when you see a yellow bear walk out with a jar of honey.	1.2551	0.05292	98	77	17	4
2010	I'm here for my pick up order. Name is Ella.	1.2549	0.04963	102	79	20	3
2011	Can it be gift wrapped?	1.2549	0.05340	102	81	16	5
2012	I used to feel so guilty, but honestly, they can't tell the difference between store bought and home caught.	1.2549	0.05340	102	81	16	5
2013	Its just got to tide me over until spring.	1.2549	0.04963	102	79	20	3
2014	Could you put it in a bigger bag? I don't want my husband to see it. He hates take-out.	1.2547	0.05537	106	86	13	7
2015	Who can afford wild-caught these days?	1.2547	0.04655	106	81	23	2
2016	It's a gift...can you wrap it?	1.2547	0.05027	106	83	19	4
2017	Forget the fish! What are you doing after work?	1.2540	0.07494	63	52	6	5
2018	Well, you look delici...I mean delightful.	1.2537	0.05763	67	51	15	1
2019	Oh I don't need a bag but could you toss it in the air?	1.2537	0.06501	67	53	11	3
2020	Yup..., I have been on the pescatarian diet since birth	1.2537	0.05356	67	50	17	0
2021	Wear gloves, please. I don't like bare hands.	1.2535	0.05923	71	55	14	2
2022	Shouldn't it be fried first?	1.2535	0.06567	71	57	10	4
2023	It is for my son at the Seattle Zoo!	1.2535	0.06867	71	58	8	5
2024	I used to catch them with my bear hands. Get it? Bear hands!	1.2535	0.05923	71	55	14	2
2025	Actually, I couldn’t find the honey.	1.2535	0.06867	71	58	8	5
2026	I did eat three at the bin, ok?	1.2533	0.05724	75	58	15	2
2027	Sir, is this wild-caught?	1.2533	0.05724	75	58	15	2
2028	The salmon run just ain’t what it used to be.	1.2533	0.06031	75	59	13	3
2029	It's even better without the rice, wasabi and soy sauce.	1.2532	0.05829	79	62	14	3
2030	eSushi grade, smooshie grade. It's for gefilte fish.	1.2532	0.05829	79	62	14	3
2031	I'm a gatherer, not a hunter.	1.2530	0.06143	83	67	11	5
2032	No bag, please.	1.2530	0.05899	83	66	13	4
2033	Don't mind me. I'll just pay for this upstream.	1.2530	0.05899	83	66	13	4
2034	But is it fresh, free range, organic wild sourced vegan hormone and antibiotic free, no additives or preservatives, and PETA approved?	1.2530	0.05378	83	64	17	2
2035	My friends tried to eat him. His name is Doug. Take care of him.	1.2530	0.05899	83	66	13	4
2036	Now that I am back in the office, I just can't find the time to catch my own anymore.	1.2530	0.05378	83	64	17	2
2037	No bag, thanks.	1.2530	0.05098	83	63	19	1
2038	Do you take paw pay?	1.2530	0.06143	83	67	11	5
2039	Does this come in a larger size?	1.2530	0.05899	83	66	13	4
2040	Its her birthday. I suppose you have a better idea?	1.2530	0.06143	83	67	11	5
2041	I usually like to stock up when I’m streaming.	1.2530	0.05378	83	64	17	2
2042	It's a shame you don't carry wild.	1.2530	0.05645	83	65	15	3
2043	And how many bags of ice do you have left?	1.2529	0.05944	87	70	12	5
2044	I don't need a bag, thank you. Can you please just throw it at my mouth?	1.2529	0.05476	87	68	16	3
2045	I didn't quite catch that.	1.2529	0.05715	87	69	14	4
2046	It’s wild-caught, right?	1.2529	0.05226	87	67	18	2
2047	You know, 'Give a bear a fish,' etcetera."	1.2529	0.05476	87	68	16	3
2048	No need to bag it - it's fast food!	1.2529	0.06165	87	71	10	6
2049	I'm going to pair it with a fine Rose from the south of France.	1.2527	0.05546	91	72	15	4
2050	Do you want it in the bag or...?	1.2527	0.05086	91	70	19	2
2051	Is it farmed or fresh?	1.2527	0.05546	91	72	15	4
2052	And you say it's guaranteed to spawn?	1.2527	0.05546	91	72	15	4
2053	Are you sure this salmon was wild caught and sustainably harvested from a pure water source?	1.2527	0.05546	91	72	15	4
2054	Can you take the bones out ?	1.2527	0.05762	91	73	13	5
2055	Did I win the fishing contest?	1.2527	0.05321	91	71	17	3
2056	Lent Season	1.2527	0.05546	91	72	15	4
2057	My wife said to catch a salmon from the river. If you see her, I was never here.	1.2527	0.05546	91	72	15	4
2058	The river was too far.	1.2527	0.05546	91	72	15	4
2059	I only eat organic naturally caught fish. This is clearly farm raised.	1.2527	0.04840	91	69	21	1
2060	You're sure it's fresh caught? I have an image to uphold.	1.2527	0.05762	91	73	13	5
2061	This is fresh, never frozen, right?	1.2526	0.04956	95	73	20	2
2062	That's ok. I'll eat it here. Now.	1.2526	0.05593	95	76	14	5
2063	CLERK: The best I can do is five dollars. CUSTOMER: What if I told you I caught it with my bare hands?	1.2526	0.05593	95	76	14	5
2064	My friend here is looking for a bicycle.	1.2526	0.05790	95	77	12	6
2065	Can I have 150 of these 3-D printed by Thursday?	1.2526	0.05177	95	74	18	3
2066	What do you mean this is nonrefundable?	1.2526	0.05389	95	75	16	4
2067	Is it fresh,line caught, and sustainable?	1.2526	0.06165	95	79	8	8
2068	It's the show up trophy for my son's salmon catching team.	1.2526	0.05593	95	76	14	5
2069	Can I get it pan-fried?	1.2526	0.05790	95	77	12	6
2070	That's okay. Would you mind throwing it into my mouth?	1.2525	0.05438	99	79	15	5
2071	No need for a bag. I am going to eat it in the car.	1.2525	0.05438	99	79	15	5
2072	It can’t be wild-caught -- it has no claw or bite marks!	1.2525	0.05624	99	80	13	6
2073	Where polar bears go when they lose their habitat.	1.2524	0.05293	103	82	16	5
2074	Can you filet that for me, honey?	1.2524	0.04921	103	80	20	3
2075	Could I get a bagel and some cream cheese with that?	1.2523	0.05490	107	87	13	7
2076	What do you mean you don't barter?	1.2523	0.05159	107	85	17	5
2077	Would you please clean that for me.	1.2523	0.04985	107	84	19	4
2078	I'm kind of between residences so no take out for me, Bob--just a light supper over in Frozen Foods.	1.2523	0.04868	111	87	20	4
2079	Do you have one with a little tale action ?	1.2522	0.04916	115	91	19	5
2080	Locally sourced, I presume.	1.2522	0.04251	115	87	27	1
2081	How well stocked is your dumpster?	1.2500	0.05837	84	67	13	4
2082	Paper please...plain, brown, no markings or logos.	1.2500	0.05492	92	73	15	4
2083	Damn river's freezing and fished out - just bag it and don't judge.	1.2500	0.04795	92	70	21	1
2084	These supply chain issues...	1.2500	0.05657	88	70	14	4
2085	Could you add teeth-marks and blood? It's for a dinner party.	1.2500	0.05837	84	67	13	4
2086	An apple would have done fine	1.2500	0.05492	92	73	15	4
2087	Where do you keep the ice cream?	1.2500	0.05389	100	80	15	5
2088	There is an extra $5 in it for you if you tell my wife I caught it.	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
2089	Well, I couldn’t come home empty handed.	1.2500	0.05585	84	66	15	3
2090	Lots of ice please!"	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
2091	I'm a zoo release. Don't know how to fish.	1.2500	0.05837	84	67	13	4
2092	I forgot it was Veganuary.	1.2500	0.04722	116	91	21	4
2093	Excuse me, I'll eat it here...	1.2500	0.04301	112	85	26	1
2094	Just give me the fish, and nobody gets hurt!	1.2500	0.06077	84	68	11	5
2095	Oh, and a bay of ice.	1.2500	0.05573	100	81	13	6
2096	It was a gift. I have tons.	1.2500	0.05270	92	72	17	3
2097	No need to wrap that up. I'll take it to go.	1.2500	0.05186	80	61	18	1
2098	Could you toss it in the fountain out front so I can pretend to catch it?	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
2099	Do you have this in a larger size?	1.2500	0.06101	88	72	10	6
2100	Roof grruggle brrrip hrrghh!!	1.2500	0.05389	100	80	15	5
2101	If it weren't for the seals, I wouldn't have to settle for mackerel.	1.2500	0.05492	92	73	15	4
2102	I might be a lost polar bear but I can tell you that this is not artic salmon!	1.2500	0.05339	96	76	16	4
2103	This seems like a nice plaice.	1.2500	0.04944	108	85	19	4
2104	Can you ship this to my mother in Florida, in one day ?	1.2500	0.05270	92	72	17	3
2105	This one's defective - it only swims downstream.	1.2500	0.06786	76	63	7	6
2106	Snacks from the bear market.	1.2500	0.05585	84	66	15	3
2107	I'm giving up eating...you...for Lent.	1.2500	0.05705	92	74	13	5
2108	I prefer fresh frozen to fresh farmed.	1.2500	0.05038	92	71	19	2
2109	Can I play with it first?	1.2500	0.06289	80	65	10	5
2110	Teach a bear to scare a man who sells fish...	1.2500	0.04944	108	85	19	4
2111	And can I get some ice with that?	1.2500	0.05000	100	78	19	3
2112	You can keep the scales.	1.2500	0.05883	88	71	12	5
2113	Paper please, and a little salt.	1.2500	0.05960	76	60	13	3
2114	I'd catch it myself, but---dam!	1.2500	0.05585	84	66	15	3
2115	Don't you have any newspaper?	1.2500	0.05270	92	72	17	3
2116	Good I talk to your manager? Maybe John Kerry?	1.2500	0.05705	92	74	13	5
2117	Its either this or some stupid hunter	1.2500	0.05541	96	77	14	5
2118	No, I didn't see a bar code. He jumped out of the water fountain when I stopped to drink.	1.2500	0.06101	88	72	10	6
2119	Could you please wrap that in a newspaper?	1.2500	0.05186	80	61	18	1
2120	No condiments please, I'm going to eat it bear.	1.2500	0.05492	92	73	15	4
2121	And two cans of tangy pepper spray please.	1.2500	0.04683	96	73	22	1
2122	No, sorry, I don't have anything smaller.	1.2500	0.05270	92	72	17	3
2123	Can I also get a large bag of ice?	1.2500	0.05270	92	72	17	3
2124	I specifically ordered upstream!	1.2500	0.06077	84	68	11	5
2125	I prefer catfish.	1.2500	0.05198	100	79	17	4
2126	But it was fresh when I went to bed.	1.2500	0.05837	84	67	13	4
2127	Could you gift wrap it?	1.2500	0.05038	92	71	19	2
2128	Do you accept the Amex Cod?	1.2500	0.05837	84	67	13	4
2129	I hope it's not farmed, because I can't seem to find any in Alaska.	1.2500	0.04795	92	70	21	1
2130	I used to fish and get cold and wet. This way is much easier.	1.2500	0.05851	72	56	14	2
2131	I never was very good fishing in those cold rivers.	1.2500	0.05198	100	79	17	4
2132	Don't forget to include extra wasabi.	1.2500	0.05000	100	78	19	3
2133	The catching fish by the waterfall? That’s just for the tourists.	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
2134	Life is too short to fish.	1.2500	0.05960	76	60	13	3
2135	"I just got tired of those thieving bald eagles!"	1.2500	0.04911	96	74	20	2
2136	I'm sure I ordered it filleted .	1.2500	0.05541	96	77	14	5
2137	No thanks,I'll eat it on the way out.	1.2500	0.04830	112	88	20	4
2138	Would you mind packing it ice for me? A lot of ice.	1.2500	0.06101	88	72	10	6
2139	Just toss it up in the air and I'll snag it.	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
2140	Actually, if you don't mind, I won't need the bag. I'll just carry it out in my mouth.	1.2500	0.05175	88	68	18	2
2141	Did you include the capers and dill?	1.2500	0.06289	80	65	10	5
2142	I'm an endangered species...did you seriously just ask "paper or plastic?!"	1.2500	0.06523	76	62	9	5
2143	It's my weekly treat during retirement.	1.2500	0.05389	100	80	15	5
2144	If you’ve a sink in your washroom I’ll just eat it here?	1.2500	0.05893	64	49	14	1
2145	No bag, thank you. I’m just going to rip it to shreds and devour it here.	1.2500	0.05339	96	76	16	4
2146	Salt and water on a side, please.	1.2500	0.05851	72	56	14	2
2147	No need to wrap it. I’m famished.	1.2500	0.06749	68	55	9	4
2148	I get the discount for endangered species.	1.2500	0.06176	72	57	12	3
2149	‘Do you want me to leave this out of the bag?’	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
2150	Actually, I’d prefer plastic.	1.2500	0.05705	92	74	13	5
2151	Can I prepare it like walrus?	1.2500	0.06077	84	68	11	5
2152	No that’s MY lunch. The ad said you were hiring an Animal Assistant!	1.2479	0.04527	117	91	23	3
2153	No bag. Just toss it toward my gaping mouth.	1.2475	0.05523	101	82	13	6
2154	No bag, thanks. I’m going to eat that right now for a little nosh.	1.2475	0.05152	101	80	17	4
2155	My kids decided to go vegan as well. Please refund.	1.2475	0.05523	101	82	13	6
2156	Just hit paws	1.2475	0.05523	101	82	13	6
2157	If you think this is unlikely, steer clear of the men’s room.	1.2475	0.05341	101	81	15	5
2158	Oh... and can you remove the price tag.	1.2474	0.05490	97	78	14	5
2159	Hank was hogging all the fish.	1.2474	0.04867	97	75	20	2
2160	No, I do not need any prep ideas.	1.2474	0.05490	97	78	14	5
2161	I m a fish out of water My wife and I are in hibernation	1.2474	0.05290	97	77	16	4
2162	Do you really sell a pastry named “Bear Claws”?	1.2473	0.05220	93	73	17	3
2163	Excuse me. Is that wild or domesticated salmon?	1.2473	0.04991	93	72	19	2
2164	I don’t a bag, thanks. Just pop it in my mouth.	1.2473	0.05650	93	75	13	5
2165	Technically, I should be getting the "wild caught" salmon price.	1.2473	0.04991	93	72	19	2
2166	No bag please, I want to tell the wife I caught it with my bear hands	1.2473	0.05853	93	76	11	6
2167	Take-out beats slaving over a cold ice floe all day!	1.2473	0.05220	93	73	17	3
2168	Streams make me itch.	1.2473	0.05220	93	73	17	3
2169	You can skip the bag. Let's not melt those icebergs!	1.2472	0.05600	89	71	14	4
2170	Would you please batter & deep fry this please? Much better than fresh from the stream.	1.2472	0.05824	89	72	12	5
2171	Can you break that into 20 herrings?	1.2472	0.05367	89	70	16	3
2172	I wanted to send her something very special.	1.2472	0.05367	89	70	16	3
2173	I choose paper, to protect the environment.	1.2472	0.04868	89	68	20	1
2174	Did you give me my endangered species discount?	1.2472	0.05600	89	71	14	4
2175	Is that salmon from Alaska?	1.2472	0.05367	89	70	16	3
2176	Do you accept MasterCarp?	1.2472	0.05367	89	70	16	3
2177	And if a National Geographic photographer comes nosing around asking questions, you never saw me.	1.2472	0.05367	89	70	16	3
2178	This is easier than chasing it upstream during spawn season.	1.2472	0.05367	89	70	16	3
2179	Can you trust me till tomorrow?	1.2472	0.05600	89	71	14	4
2180	Can you pack it with some river water? I want everyone to think that I caught it.	1.2472	0.05124	89	69	18	2
2181	That’s right, bears do shop in the woods.	1.2472	0.05367	89	70	16	3
2182	Is it fresh?	1.2471	0.04995	85	65	19	1
2183	Is that locally caught?	1.2471	0.05527	85	67	15	3
2184	And if you don’t take salmon for payment, I can just as easily maul you.	1.2471	0.06013	85	69	11	5
2185	I can't believe I had to come all the way here to find one	1.2471	0.05268	85	66	17	2
2186	No bag. I’ll eat it in the car.	1.2471	0.05775	85	68	13	4
2187	Amazon doesn't deliver to the Arctic Circle.	1.2471	0.05268	85	66	17	2
2188	Would it be too much to ask you to crouch down in a tub of cold water and throw it up in the air?	1.2471	0.05527	85	67	15	3
2189	That's wild, right? I can't eat farm raised.	1.2471	0.05775	85	68	13	4
2190	It’s like the old adage: ‘If you teach a polar bear to shop for fish, you feed him for a lifetime.’	1.2471	0.04995	85	65	19	1
2191	Since when am I not allowed a carrion bag?	1.2469	0.05131	81	62	18	1
2192	Do you take berries?	1.2469	0.05701	81	64	14	3
2193	With climate change it’s just easier to come all they way downstream.	1.2469	0.05424	81	63	16	2
2194	It's a gift for my honey.	1.2469	0.05701	81	64	14	3
2195	This isn't one of those fish that smell "fishy," is it?	1.2469	0.05966	81	65	12	4
2196	Could you suggest a good recipe for this ?	1.2469	0.05424	81	63	16	2
2197	I need to replace this for a bigger size.	1.2469	0.05701	81	64	14	3
2198	Is drone delivery available for these yet?	1.2469	0.06219	81	66	10	5
2199	Actually, I'll just carry it out in my mouth.	1.2469	0.05424	81	63	16	2
2200	Look,I toss it in the river,wait upstream,and nothing happens. Can I at least get store credit?	1.2469	0.05966	81	65	12	4
2201	I barely know how sales work but this looks a little fishy.” Mariah Nolting, Logan, I	1.2469	0.05966	81	65	12	4
2202	Just the bear essentials.	1.2469	0.06219	81	66	10	5
2203	Would it be possible to wrap that in a pizza?	1.2469	0.05701	81	64	14	3
2204	Don't you have any live fish ? This one's already dead ?	1.2468	0.05594	77	60	15	2
2205	The bag won't be necessary - I'll carry the fish in my mouth.	1.2468	0.04945	77	58	19	0
2206	Are you sure it's gluten free?	1.2468	0.06175	77	62	11	4
2207	Is that farm-raised or stream-sourced?	1.2468	0.05280	77	59	17	1
2208	Humanely raised, right?	1.2468	0.05891	77	61	13	3
2209	And I don’t want it “to go”.	1.2468	0.06175	77	62	11	4
2210	Sir, I said you can pay by CARD	1.2466	0.06405	73	59	10	4
2211	Can I return this without a receipt?	1.2466	0.05780	73	57	14	2
2212	I prefer red meat but my wife has us on this fish diet.	1.2466	0.06101	73	58	12	3
2213	Can you check the price please? This one didn't have a bearcode.	1.2466	0.06101	73	58	12	3
2214	Can’t bear fishing anymore	1.2464	0.05986	69	54	13	2
2215	They said going through trash and breaking into cars is unacceptable, so I thought "what the hay. I'll do as the natives do. You have a very nice selection by the way."	1.2464	0.05986	69	54	13	2
2216	I've become a veget-bearian. Have you got anything plant based?	1.2464	0.06332	69	55	11	3
2217	Is gift wrapping available?	1.2464	0.05986	69	54	13	2
2218	It's not what you think. I just finished hibernating.	1.2464	0.06332	69	55	11	3
2219	Could you box it... it's for a gift	1.2464	0.06332	69	55	11	3
2220	I'm going keto.	1.2456	0.05071	114	92	16	6
2221	No bag, just throw it	1.2455	0.05196	110	89	15	6
2222	I don't need a bag. I'm going to snack on it on my way to the woods	1.2453	0.04982	106	84	18	4
2223	Rather than in-store pick up, I prefer the self-serve streaming service.	1.2453	0.05159	106	85	16	5
2224	Is it? Good. I’m hosting a party and it’s very important that it’s ‘wild-caught.’	1.2453	0.05330	106	86	14	6
2225	It was dead when I bought it.	1.2453	0.05496	106	87	12	7
2226	Could I get the fish to go?	1.2451	0.05294	102	82	15	5
2227	Of course I'd like to donate my change the Save Arctic Seafood Foundation!	1.2451	0.05474	102	83	13	6
2228	OK comrade, if you won't sell me the fish because of the sanctions, can I at least wear the bag over my head?	1.2451	0.05294	102	82	15	5
2229	I smelled that salmon 6 blocks from here, but I'm not sure if that's good or bad.	1.2451	0.05474	102	83	13	6
2230	I have a coupon for that	1.2451	0.05294	102	82	15	5
2231	Just toss it up in the air and I’ll grab it and go.	1.2449	0.05037	98	77	18	3
2232	My arthritis flares up when I stand in cold streams.	1.2449	0.05037	98	77	18	3
2233	Well we’re still doing optional work from home so I’m taking advantage…	1.2449	0.05439	98	79	14	5
2234	I'm new to the area. So glad I found a place that sells what I used to be able to source myself.	1.2447	0.05387	94	75	15	4
2235	Can you . . . can you gift wrap it?	1.2447	0.05387	94	75	15	4
2236	I think that's the one that got away on me.	1.2447	0.05596	94	76	13	5
2237	What? It's hard to catch them on your own...	1.2447	0.05171	94	74	17	3
2238	Oh,neither; the kids are after me to avoid recyclables	1.2447	0.05171	94	74	17	3
2239	During Covid, you delivered right to my cave.	1.2447	0.05171	94	74	17	3
2240	The river is so polluted lately, is this one from a fish farm?	1.2447	0.05596	94	76	13	5
2241	Would that be farm-raised or wild-caught?	1.2447	0.05387	94	75	15	4
2242	I eat what I catch and don't need any bag!" Cal Bellamy, Munster, I	1.2447	0.05387	94	75	15	4
2243	I didn't order sushi.	1.2444	0.05074	90	70	18	2
2244	Mouth.	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2245	Can you put in ice? I have a long journey home.	1.2444	0.05074	90	70	18	2
2246	No fish - Just the ice, please!	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2247	I’d like to exchange this for the sea lion, please.	1.2444	0.05544	90	72	14	4
2248	It was a gift, I’m vegan.	1.2444	0.05765	90	73	12	5
2249	To stay or to go?	1.2444	0.05074	90	70	18	2
2250	You might want to scan that twice.	1.2444	0.05544	90	72	14	4
2251	Remember that guy up in Alaska and his girlfriend? Let's just call that one on-the-house, shall we?	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
2252	I'm also farm-raised these days.	1.2444	0.05544	90	72	14	4
2253	It's unopened in its original packaging.	1.2442	0.05214	86	67	17	2
2254	You tell people you're a pescatarian and they all bring the same wedding gift	1.2442	0.05949	86	70	11	5
2255	Do you take cold, hard cash?	1.2442	0.05715	86	69	13	4
2256	No bag. I’m going to eat it now.	1.2442	0.05715	86	69	13	4
2257	Can I have my fish in a cooler instead?	1.2442	0.04945	86	66	19	1
2258	I just tell them it's wild caught	1.2442	0.05214	86	67	17	2
2259	No need to bag it. It’s better for the environment if I eat it here.	1.2442	0.05214	86	67	17	2
2260	These are harder to find in the wild.	1.2442	0.05715	86	69	13	4
2261	Are the eggs extra?	1.2442	0.05715	86	69	13	4
2262	It's pre-dipped in honey, yes?	1.2442	0.05470	86	68	15	3
2263	It was a gift. I really prefer berries.	1.2442	0.05949	86	70	11	5
2264	No fries.	1.2442	0.04945	86	66	19	1
2265	Don’t tell anyone I got it here	1.2442	0.05715	86	69	13	4
2266	Excuse me sir,what isle are the white claws on?	1.2442	0.05715	86	69	13	4
2267	No bag –what's the claw and carry price?	1.2442	0.05470	86	68	15	3
2268	You wouldn't happen to have a barrel instead of a bag,would you?	1.2442	0.05949	86	70	11	5
2269	I know it was BOGO but I snacked while I shopped.	1.2442	0.05715	86	69	13	4
2270	Oh, I've been using the curbside pickup.	1.2442	0.05949	86	70	11	5
2271	Don't tell my wife, she thinks I've been fishing all day.	1.2442	0.05470	86	68	15	3
2272	I just got my nails done.	1.2442	0.06175	86	71	9	6
2273	I said plastic	1.2439	0.06390	82	68	8	6
2274	You can’t get fresh fish where I’m going to.	1.2439	0.05077	82	63	18	1
2275	Is it fresh from spawning?	1.2439	0.04771	82	62	20	0
2276	No need for a bag. I'll swallow it here."	1.2439	0.05366	82	64	16	2
2277	I’m actually Vegan, it’s for my husband.	1.2439	0.05639	82	65	14	3
2278	Do you ship to ice floes?	1.2439	0.05077	82	63	18	1
2279	I’m just here for the bear necessities.	1.2439	0.06390	82	68	8	6
2280	Now, throw it up in the air.	1.2436	0.06370	78	64	9	5
2281	I'm sorry but my wallet fell in when the ground under me melted.	1.2436	0.06370	78	64	9	5
2282	Are you sure this is fresh? I don't want her getting suspicious.	1.2436	0.06370	78	64	9	5
2283	I like to suck on it while I sleep for the next three months.	1.2436	0.05824	78	62	13	3
2284	Can you just feed it to me here?	1.2436	0.05531	78	61	15	2
2285	Have you been to the Arctic in March?	1.2436	0.05221	78	60	17	1
2286	I don't want paper or plastic.	1.2436	0.05531	78	61	15	2
2287	It's not for me,my wife is a pescatarian.	1.2436	0.05531	78	61	15	2
2288	No need to bag that, I'm going to eat it in the car on the way home, while it is fresh.	1.2436	0.05531	78	61	15	2
2289	I like that you use paper bags.	1.2436	0.05221	78	60	17	1
2290	It’s valuable currency where I come from.	1.2432	0.06027	74	59	12	3
2291	Is that wild or farm raised salmon?	1.2432	0.05711	74	58	14	2
2292	Could I get that double-bagged?	1.2432	0.06327	74	60	10	4
2293	I'd like to see something in a wild salmon, please	1.2432	0.06613	74	61	8	5
2294	Sure. Whatever. I know the benefits of wild-caught.	1.2432	0.05711	74	58	14	2
2295	Yeah, the whole crew is coming over Saturday. How about delivering ants on a log with a side of bee hives?	1.2432	0.05154	111	90	15	6
2296	Gift-wrapped, please.	1.2432	0.06027	74	59	12	3
2297	Is it wild or farm raised?	1.2432	0.05711	74	58	14	2
2298	I asked for wild. This is farmed.	1.2430	0.05116	107	86	16	5
2299	How is my total $274?	1.2430	0.04940	107	85	18	4
2300	I've kept this a secret for years!	1.2429	0.05910	70	55	13	2
2301	Can you just deliver that to my den ?	1.2429	0.05162	70	53	17	0
2302	May I have a slew of vinegar, tartar sauce and napkins, please? Oh, and your largest toothpick…	1.2429	0.06251	70	56	11	3
2303	The package was supposed to include a dozen bear claws.	1.2429	0.06251	70	56	11	3
2304	Do you know if this was “wild caught”? I’m on a paleo diet.	1.2429	0.06574	70	57	9	4
2305	I would, but I'd have to get my feet wet.	1.2429	0.07176	70	59	5	6
2306	It really makes a great mid-hibernation snack.	1.2429	0.06574	70	57	9	4
2307	Was this free-caught?	1.2427	0.04871	103	81	19	3
2308	Do I s#!t in the woods? OF COURSE I want it!	1.2427	0.05426	103	84	13	6
2309	Is the freezer bag recyclable?	1.2424	0.04782	99	77	20	2
2310	You say it's fresh? Some of my teeth are missing, so that's important.	1.2424	0.04992	99	78	18	3
2311	No no! put the bag in the fish, like they serve them in the ocean!	1.2424	0.05195	99	79	16	4
2312	I just prefer farm raised.	1.2424	0.04782	99	77	20	2
2313	Skip the bag - just put it in my mouth.	1.2424	0.05195	99	79	16	4
2314	You'll love my sushi bar!	1.2421	0.04665	95	73	21	1
2315	You accept BitCoin?	1.2421	0.05337	95	76	15	4
2316	Can I get on your frequent customer list ?	1.2421	0.04899	95	74	19	2
2317	How about a senior discount for an old bear who can't fish any more?	1.2419	0.06777	62	50	9	3
2318	Save the bag. I'll just eat it here.	1.2418	0.05263	91	72	16	3
2319	I just want to see how the other half lives.	1.2418	0.05025	91	71	18	2
2320	I'm going to mount it, not eat it	1.2418	0.06121	91	76	8	7
2321	Instead of paper, can you put that in a pic-a-nic basket?	1.2418	0.05263	91	72	16	3
2322	Oh don't bother bagging it,I'm going to eat it in the parking lot.	1.2418	0.05490	91	73	14	4
2323	Don't you have something that's not on the endangered species list?	1.2418	0.05263	91	72	16	3
2324	No bag, thanks. You can just stick it in my mouth,	1.2418	0.05263	91	72	16	3
2325	No, just toss it in the air in front of me, and I'll bag it myself.	1.2418	0.05490	91	73	14	4
2326	Doctor, I am the Great Clown Pagliacci.	1.2418	0.05263	91	72	16	3
2327	I eat only whole foods.	1.2418	0.05025	91	71	18	2
2328	Oh, you can keep the bag, I’m gonna eat it on the bus. Thanks!	1.2414	0.05656	87	70	13	4
2329	Sometimes you just don’t want to stick your bear behind into a frigid mountain stream !	1.2414	0.05656	87	70	13	4
2330	Can you actually just put it in my mouth?	1.2414	0.05161	87	68	17	2
2331	Do you take 'I will not eat you right now?	1.2414	0.06533	87	74	5	8
2332	I know it's farm raised but who has the time to keep going down to the river.	1.2414	0.05414	87	69	15	3
2333	Cashier cashier what do you see I see a polar bear out to get me	1.2414	0.05414	87	69	15	3
2334	Can I get the Global Warming discount please	1.2414	0.05656	87	70	13	4
2335	After the video of me breaking in went viral last month, some people reached out to help me integrate in human civilization.	1.2414	0.05414	87	69	15	3
2336	No need to bag it; I will eat it right here!	1.2414	0.05161	87	68	17	2
2337	I’ll just eat it here	1.2411	0.04787	112	89	19	4
2338	Midnight munchies.	1.2411	0.05112	112	91	15	6
2339	Is that fresh? I really prefer fresh.	1.2410	0.06083	83	68	10	5
2340	You know I can't hibernate when there's a discount.	1.2410	0.05579	83	66	14	3
2341	And what would I do with a bag?	1.2410	0.05836	83	67	12	4
2342	"This is a lot easier than standing in a cold river hoping to catch one."	1.2410	0.05836	83	67	12	4
2343	You've got your finger on the scale.	1.2410	0.05309	83	65	16	2
2344	My mom says I’m not getting enough fish.	1.2410	0.05309	83	65	16	2
2345	I can't bear hunting.	1.2410	0.06083	83	68	10	5
2346	Where do I swipe to pay?	1.2410	0.05579	83	66	14	3
2347	Actually, I just changed my mind. I'd rather eat you.	1.2410	0.05836	83	67	12	4
2348	Honestly, I’d rather be fishing.	1.2410	0.05579	83	66	14	3
2349	I need some ice with that. There's none at home anymore.	1.2410	0.06083	83	68	10	5
2350	No need for the bag, I caught him with my bear hands.	1.2407	0.05073	108	87	16	5
2351	My wife says that they taste best with the head on.	1.2405	0.05758	79	63	13	3
2352	I need a good wine to go with that - any recommendations ?	1.2405	0.05758	79	63	13	3
2353	Don’t need a bag. I brought me.	1.2405	0.05164	79	61	17	1
2354	My doctor's put me on a seafood diet	1.2405	0.05758	79	63	13	3
2355	I couldn't catch a tossed ball with a catcher's mitt.	1.2405	0.06297	79	65	9	5
2356	May I have a receipt for the gift cod?	1.2405	0.06033	79	64	11	4
2357	Would you mind mounting it for me?	1.2405	0.05469	79	62	15	2
2358	Sure, easy for you. We invented streaming !	1.2404	0.04633	104	81	21	2
2359	The salmon run is just too crowded this year.	1.2404	0.04633	104	81	21	2
2360	I will take that - no need to put it in a bag.	1.2404	0.04633	104	81	21	2
2361	Oy vey, this is an express lane? I was hibernating already.	1.2400	0.05644	75	59	14	2
2362	Um, yeah. This is obviously farmed, but the sign said caught this morning.	1.2400	0.05644	75	59	14	2
2363	Throw it to me first. I want to truthfully say, "I caught it."	1.2400	0.05955	75	60	12	3
2364	I'm farm-raised.	1.2400	0.05955	75	60	12	3
2365	But the ad said it was returnable.	1.2400	0.06532	75	62	8	5
2366	Do you gift wrap? My boss has a birthday in two weeks.	1.2400	0.05644	75	59	14	2
2367	Could you possibly spare some ice, mine has all melted.	1.2400	0.05955	75	60	12	3
2368	I need some ice also. A lot of ice.	1.2400	0.05341	100	81	14	5
2369	Prime was late on the delivery. And it's not wild caught anyway.	1.2400	0.06250	75	61	10	4
2370	I prefer wild caught but I’m in a hurry.	1.2400	0.05644	75	59	14	2
2371	this salmon was wild caught -- but was the bait non GMO?	1.2400	0.05955	75	60	12	3
2372	Let's share; I insist.	1.2400	0.05955	75	60	12	3
2373	DON’T BOTHER TO WRAP IT. I’LL TAKE IT TO GO!	1.2400	0.05315	75	58	16	1
2374	The hunt was really taking a toll on me	1.2400	0.04948	100	79	18	3
2375	Oh I don’t need a bag. Can you throw it straight into my mouth?	1.2400	0.05644	75	59	14	2
2376	Normally I'd catch these myself, but the comments on those bear-cam websites have been so fat-phobic lately.	1.2396	0.05490	96	78	13	5
2377	How do you know that one is, "just right," for me?	1.2396	0.04854	96	75	19	2
2378	Do you accept coupons?	1.2396	0.04854	96	75	19	2
2379	I'm terrible with icebreakers.	1.2396	0.04854	96	75	19	2
2380	I can't control my body anymore these days. I can never tell if I'm about to hibernate or if I'm just overeating.	1.2394	0.05836	71	56	13	2
2381	« I usually eat it shaken over ice »	1.2394	0.06489	71	58	9	4
2382	Can you take off the price tag? I told my husband I was heading to the spawning grounds.	1.2394	0.06489	71	58	9	4
2383	Does that come with fries?	1.2394	0.06172	71	57	11	3
2384	It’s wild-bought.”	1.2394	0.05836	71	56	13	2
2385	Is this free-range?	1.2394	0.05481	71	55	15	1
2386	Teach a bear to shop...	1.2394	0.05481	71	55	15	1
2387	There’s nothing wrong with it it’s just a little less “upstream” than I’d like	1.2394	0.05481	71	55	15	1
2388	Do you need a bag?	1.2393	0.05242	117	97	12	8
2389	Cash or Credit, sir?" "Brrrrrregh	1.2391	0.04977	92	72	18	2
2390	How many coupons do you accept?	1.2391	0.05212	92	73	16	3
2391	Can't tell you how hard it is to find a good fishmonger these days.	1.2391	0.05212	92	73	16	3
2392	I am returning this item because it smells fishy.	1.2391	0.05212	92	73	16	3
2393	Plastic keeps that “just-caught” taste, if you don’t mind.	1.2391	0.04471	92	70	22	0
2394	My husband swears he can't taste the difference.	1.2391	0.05212	92	73	16	3
2395	It’s supposed to be two for $5.79.	1.2391	0.04977	92	72	18	2
2396	I appreciate your help, but I miss the old business model.	1.2391	0.05436	92	74	14	4
2397	Did you know that too much red meat isn’t good for you?	1.2388	0.06049	67	53	12	2
2398	I need this for my salmon-moose recipe.	1.2386	0.05598	88	71	13	4
2399	I don’t need a bag.	1.2386	0.04570	88	67	21	0
2400	It’s not for me. It’s for my wife.	1.2386	0.05359	88	70	15	3
2401	I love the self-serve department	1.2386	0.05359	88	70	15	3
2402	No bag, please. Maybe you could just throw it into my mouth?	1.2386	0.04847	88	68	19	1
2403	Y'know, it digests better when you scratch, stretch, and roar right after gulping it down.	1.2386	0.05598	88	71	13	4
2404	Trade you for two ringed seals and half a snow shoe.	1.2386	0.05826	88	72	11	5
2405	So I was surprised you don't carry capers.	1.2386	0.05598	88	71	13	4
2406	Skip the bag. I'll take it Al fresco. The bag is too much fiber...	1.2386	0.05359	88	70	15	3
2407	I feel like a fish out of water.	1.2385	0.04859	109	87	18	4
2408	Are you sure that the fish is free from Covid?	1.2381	0.05519	84	67	14	3
2409	Oh sweetie you just wait, I haven't had "wild caught" since we were dating.	1.2381	0.06017	84	69	10	5
2410	My wife said I should cut back before hibernation	1.2381	0.06017	84	69	10	5
2411	I know it's unusual, but I just prefer farm-raised.	1.2381	0.05253	84	66	16	2
2412	Do you have a nice wine to pair with it?	1.2381	0.05773	84	68	12	4
2413	I’d like it gift-wrapped.	1.2381	0.05519	84	67	14	3
2414	Salmon inflation? But I'm a bear.	1.2381	0.06680	63	51	9	3
2415	After three days it started to smell bad.	1.2381	0.06250	84	70	8	6
2416	My regular fishing spot is now a carpark.	1.2381	0.05773	84	68	12	4
2417	Bearing in mind climate change keep the paper bag I'll eat the Mackerel on the sled.	1.2381	0.05519	84	67	14	3
2418	$15- what’s the catch?	1.2381	0.05773	84	68	12	4
2419	I like ‘em extra smelly.	1.2376	0.05293	101	82	14	5
2420	My gift for you working to save our environment.	1.2376	0.05103	101	81	16	4
2421	My name's Hank The Tank. Don't bother wrapping it, I'll eat it here.	1.2376	0.04905	101	80	18	3
2422	I'll just carry it out in my mouth.	1.2376	0.05477	101	83	12	6
2423	Is this salmon sushi-grade?	1.2375	0.05108	80	62	17	1
2424	I don't need a bag. I'll maul it on my way out.	1.2375	0.05965	80	65	11	4
2425	Is this the spawn shop?	1.2375	0.05965	80	65	11	4
2426	Sir, please take your thumb off the scale.	1.2375	0.05965	80	65	11	4
2427	No bag thanks. I'll carry it home in my mouth.	1.2375	0.05108	80	62	17	1
2428	I know how this is going to sound, but can I use your restroom?	1.2375	0.06474	80	67	7	6
2429	Sorry, I forgot my reusable bags at home.	1.2375	0.05108	80	62	17	1
2430	...human repellant for the subway.	1.2375	0.05694	80	64	13	3
2431	My husband just decided to go vegan. Again.	1.2375	0.05409	80	63	15	2
2432	But are you sure it's organic?	1.2373	0.04915	118	96	16	6
2433	Would you like this for here or To-go?	1.2371	0.05238	97	78	15	4
2434	I don't need a bag, I'm going to eat it on my way out.	1.2371	0.04810	97	76	19	2
2435	Talk about inflation! Come Spring I'm going to take fly-fishing lessons.	1.2371	0.05633	97	80	11	6
2436	I’m looking for something in a larger size.	1.2368	0.05578	76	60	14	2
2437	To make a long story short, we settled on a hiber-cation this year.	1.2368	0.05578	76	60	14	2
2438	Does the price also cover filleting?	1.2368	0.06453	76	63	8	5
2439	Paper? Really? Think about it.	1.2368	0.06453	76	63	8	5
2440	I'll take it to go.	1.2368	0.05884	76	61	12	3
2441	I bring you fresh salmon, you pay me. It's called business.	1.2368	0.05884	76	61	12	3
2442	Back in the day I used to catch them myself, but being retired I like to shop for my fish.	1.2368	0.05578	76	60	14	2
2443	Can I just get it raw? I forgot to bring 50¢ for the bag.	1.2368	0.05884	76	61	12	3
2444	Every time I order delivery, they gave me a can of tuna	1.2368	0.05578	76	60	14	2
2445	By the way, you're out of capers.	1.2368	0.05578	76	60	14	2
2446	May I put a few tooth marks in that? My wife thinks I’m a slacker.	1.2368	0.05884	76	61	12	3
2447	I’m cooking for ONE tonight”.	1.2368	0.05578	76	60	14	2
2448	No,I don’t have a receipt. I just bought it yesterday. Just smell it.	1.2368	0.05884	76	61	12	3
2449	Cocktail and Tartar, please.	1.2368	0.05578	76	60	14	2
2450	Checking my carry on luggage come on!	1.2368	0.05578	76	60	14	2
2451	My service doesn't provide a reliable stream.	1.2368	0.05884	76	61	12	3
2452	It beats poaching.	1.2366	0.05596	93	76	12	5
2453	Don't bag it, I'll eat it here.	1.2366	0.04930	93	73	18	2
2454	They tried to put me back out, into the wilds, but, NO! Old habits die hard.	1.2366	0.05596	93	76	12	5
2455	Can you just say that it's wild caught?	1.2366	0.05383	93	75	14	4
2456	Can I exchange this for fresh? I heard smoking is bad for you.	1.2366	0.05162	93	74	16	3
2457	Don’t need a bag, I’ll eat it now.	1.2366	0.05383	93	75	14	4
2458	You're out of fresh seal.	1.2366	0.05596	93	76	12	5
2459	Do you take Master Claws?	1.2366	0.05383	93	75	14	4
2460	You wouldn't happen to have any glaciers for that, would you?	1.2366	0.05162	93	74	16	3
2461	I saw it on that PBS "Nature" program. Thought I would try it.	1.2366	0.04930	93	73	18	2
2462	Can I go ahead and get 150 more salmon to go with that please?	1.2366	0.05596	93	76	12	5
2463	It’s up 20% from last week. Inflation!	1.2366	0.05596	93	76	12	5
2464	I miss swimming upstream though.	1.2361	0.05764	72	57	13	2
2465	And you're sure it's wild-caught? I'll never hear the end of it if I bring store-bought AND farm-raised to the potluck.	1.2361	0.06094	72	58	11	3
2466	Pardon my accent, I usually don’t shop this far south. You know the whole climate change thingy.	1.2361	0.05414	72	56	15	1
2467	First give me bite and a swipe. I want my wife to think I caught it.	1.2361	0.06094	72	58	11	3
2468	But I assumed you were my two for one.	1.2361	0.06706	72	60	7	5
2469	To me, that's a minnow	1.2361	0.06094	72	58	11	3
2470	Oh, no thank you. I'll be devouring it alive right here.	1.2361	0.05764	72	57	13	2
2471	Put away that fish, I’ll take you instead.	1.2361	0.06094	72	58	11	3
2472	Albert desperately tried to remember what to do for Bear Tax.	1.2361	0.06094	72	58	11	3
2473	The darn supply chain, am I right?	1.2361	0.05764	72	57	13	2
2474	Paper please, I can't bear plastic bags.	1.2361	0.06094	72	58	11	3
2475	Wrap it nice, please. It's her birthday.	1.2360	0.05305	89	71	15	3
2476	Is that wild caught?	1.2360	0.05305	89	71	15	3
2477	There's something fishy about this....	1.2360	0.05541	89	72	13	4
2478	Do you have take it or eat it here?	1.2360	0.05541	89	72	13	4
2479	I’m pining for the fjords.	1.2360	0.05984	89	74	9	6
2480	Could you please give extra ice with that?	1.2360	0.05305	89	71	15	3
2481	Could you, please, gift-wrap it?	1.2360	0.04526	89	68	21	0
2482	But it was my best catch of the spring!	1.2360	0.05059	89	70	17	2
2483	‘’I’ve finally learned to buy instead of beg, scavenge or steal”	1.2360	0.04526	89	68	21	0
2484	This is organic, right?	1.2360	0.05305	89	71	15	3
2485	The more ice you can pack it in,the better.	1.2360	0.05305	89	71	15	3
2486	And they'll never know I didn't catch it with my own teeth.	1.2358	0.04935	106	85	17	4
2487	I can’t eat it if it’s farm-raised.	1.2358	0.04556	106	83	21	2
2488	It's tofish. I just feel like we all need to do our part.	1.2353	0.05590	68	53	14	1
2489	Please keep this entre nous.	1.2353	0.06664	68	56	8	4
2490	To be frank, I prefer farm-raised anyway.	1.2353	0.05461	85	68	14	3
2491	Do I get a discount if it's been out of the stream for more than thirty seconds?	1.2353	0.05712	85	69	12	4
2492	I prefer wild caught	1.2353	0.04922	85	66	18	1
2493	No need to bag it. I'll have it right here, on the spot.	1.2353	0.05461	85	68	14	3
2494	I need to return this fish as I was unaware it would come with bones.	1.2353	0.05590	68	53	14	1
2495	You sure? I got 2 for that price not that long ago.	1.2353	0.05246	102	83	14	5
2496	That's wild, right? You know I hate farmed fish	1.2353	0.06664	68	56	8	4
2497	Actually, instead of a paper bag, can I get a politically-feasible plan to address carbon emissions?	1.2353	0.07293	68	58	4	6
2498	Don't bother, I'll eat it on the way home.	1.2353	0.05461	85	68	14	3
2499	Before climate change destroyed my habitat, I used to catch these things with my bear hands.	1.2353	0.05461	85	68	14	3
2500	You just can't get these back home anymore.	1.2353	0.04922	85	66	18	1
2501	I could have caught it myself, but it's hard to beat convenience.	1.2353	0.05590	68	53	14	1
2502	Oh, you can just toss into my mouth.	1.2353	0.04922	85	66	18	1
2503	I usually try and shop local but there was nothing in the water today.	1.2353	0.04922	85	66	18	1
2504	No bag. Just toss it to me and sound like a river.	1.2353	0.05712	85	69	12	4
2505	is it kosher for Passover?	1.2353	0.05198	85	67	16	2
2506	And the water can be super cold	1.2353	0.05461	85	68	14	3
2507	They’re migrating much further downtown then ever	1.2353	0.05590	68	53	14	1
2508	You can skip the bag. I'm just going to eat it in the parking lot.	1.2353	0.05198	85	67	16	2
2509	I’d prefer a box as it’s a wedding gift.	1.2353	0.05461	85	68	14	3
2510	My swatting salmon skills are well below par.	1.2347	0.04983	98	78	17	3
2511	I don't have cash or a card but I'm a bear and I could rip your face off so.......	1.2347	0.05389	98	80	13	5
2512	I can't afford the commute to the river anymore.	1.2347	0.05389	98	80	13	5
2513	Can you place him upstream in the bag please?	1.2347	0.05389	98	80	13	5
2514	Do you have a plastic bag? We're so much more familiar with those where I live.	1.2346	0.05349	81	64	15	2
2515	Is it farmed or wild?	1.2346	0.05053	81	63	17	1
2516	Yes, you will want to consume this prior to hibernation.	1.2346	0.05898	81	66	11	4
2517	Don’t bother to wrap it, I’ll just eat it here”.	1.2346	0.05630	81	65	13	3
2518	I just sit by the fire and read a good book. My wife thinks I have nothing better to do than bat fish out of a cold stream all day.	1.2346	0.05349	81	64	15	2
2519	I would have caught it fresh myself but my ice floe melted last week.	1.2346	0.05349	81	64	15	2
2520	I know I should shop local, but you can't beat convenience.	1.2346	0.05349	81	64	15	2
2521	I know what fish tastes like, but I'm hoping you taste like chicken.	1.2346	0.06154	81	67	9	5
2522	Could you just throw it to me?	1.2346	0.05630	81	65	13	3
2523	Guaranteed harvested post-spawning by Indigenous fishermen with tribal rights.	1.2346	0.06154	81	67	9	5
2524	Skip the takeout. I'll eat it right here.	1.2346	0.05053	81	63	17	1
2525	Is it sustainably wild-caught?	1.2346	0.05630	81	65	13	3
2526	I’m at the top of the food chain, but I like the convenience of the supply chain.	1.2346	0.05053	81	63	17	1
2527	Paper or plastic? Couldn't I have it in a rushing stream?	1.2339	0.04737	124	101	17	6
2528	Is it sushi grade?	1.2338	0.05514	77	61	14	2
2529	Was this caught swimming upstream or downstream?	1.2338	0.05514	77	61	14	2
2530	On second thought,why waste a bag.	1.2338	0.05816	77	62	12	3
2531	It's WHAT price per pound!?" "I'm moving back to Alaska!	1.2338	0.05514	77	61	14	2
2532	I don't need a bag. Just shove it right in my mouth please.	1.2338	0.05816	77	62	12	3
2533	Could you wrap that in a heart-shaped box?	1.2338	0.05514	77	61	14	2
2534	Are you flirting with me?	1.2338	0.05195	77	60	16	1
2535	I’d like it smoked by Saturday.	1.2338	0.05514	77	61	14	2
2536	And I’ll have the honey mustard dressing and a side of fries please.	1.2338	0.05816	77	62	12	3
2537	I'm binging Succession and just don't have the time to wait for them to swim upstream....	1.2336	0.05070	107	87	15	5
2538	No, no! I want the "Don't worry, be happy" one!	1.2333	0.05485	90	73	13	4
2539	Any more in the back storeroom?" Like, six or seven hundred?	1.2333	0.05485	90	73	13	4
2540	Don't bother rapping it. I brought a bun.	1.2333	0.05253	90	72	15	3
2541	Now please throw the fish into my mouth.	1.2333	0.05253	90	72	15	3
2542	Could I get that filleted?	1.2333	0.05253	90	72	15	3
2543	I'm tired of cold feet.	1.2333	0.05485	90	73	13	4
2544	Well, the water is cold this time of year and trying to slap a salmon out of a rapid and onto shore takes a lot of eye-hand coordination!	1.2333	0.05708	90	74	11	5
2545	Finally your farm-to-table products have become available in this area.	1.2333	0.05485	90	73	13	4
2546	No bag,just put it in my mouth.	1.2330	0.05380	103	85	12	6
2547	I take weekends off from catching my own fish.	1.2330	0.04820	103	82	18	3
2548	It has to look like right from the rapids.	1.2329	0.06019	73	59	11	3
2549	I don't need a bag, I'll eat in.	1.2329	0.05694	73	58	13	2
2550	Just raw. It's my mother's recipe.	1.2329	0.06327	73	60	9	4
2551	Just this, and a bottle of Coke.	1.2329	0.05694	73	58	13	2
2552	Due to supply chain shortages on the sea ice, I won’t be needing a to go bag. I’ll eat you both here.	1.2329	0.06327	73	60	9	4
2553	You sure it's wild caught? I'm already endangered enough.	1.2329	0.05694	73	58	13	2
2554	Just throw it at my mouth.	1.2329	0.06019	73	59	11	3
2555	Next time, can you just stream it to me?	1.2329	0.05694	73	58	13	2
2556	Holy shit, a bear!	1.2329	0.05694	73	58	13	2
2557	It's so expensive I can only afford one, but I've got a great recipe to serve it on a bed of kale and crispy garlic.	1.2329	0.06019	73	59	11	3
2558	Switching to farm-raised seemed like the ethical choice.	1.2329	0.05694	73	58	13	2
2559	Can I tell Papa that it’s wild caught?	1.2326	0.05652	86	70	12	4
2560	The warranty said it wouldn't stink for a year	1.2326	0.05404	86	69	14	3
2561	We also have omega-3 in capsules.	1.2326	0.05652	86	70	12	4
2562	do you know if that's free range?	1.2326	0.05652	86	70	12	4
2563	Oh, honey. I call everyone honey, honey.	1.2326	0.04582	86	66	20	0
2564	Is the bag compostable?	1.2326	0.05652	86	70	12	4
2565	I smoke it but I don't inhale.	1.2326	0.05652	86	70	12	4
2566	Could you wrap it separately? I hate it when my groceries smell like fish.	1.2326	0.05889	86	71	10	5
2567	I always feel embarrassed buying those.	1.2326	0.05652	86	70	12	4
2568	I usually have lots of energy to catch my own fresh salmon, but during hibernation, everyone in our den got Covid.	1.2326	0.05652	86	70	12	4
2569	You hop on in there too	1.2326	0.05404	86	69	14	3
2570	You bite it you buy it.	1.2326	0.05652	86	70	12	4
2571	My wife will kill me if I bring home farm raised.	1.2326	0.05145	86	68	16	2
2572	My wife will be back soon with her own dinner.	1.2326	0.05889	86	71	10	5
2573	Mr. Bear,we have a promotion: Buy One Salmon,Get One Free. Are you sure you only want one fish,not two fish? How about a redfish or bluefish?	1.2323	0.05142	99	80	15	4
2574	Can I get that wrapped?	1.2323	0.04501	99	77	21	1
2575	I don’t remember the code but they usually find it under “M” for Mackerel	1.2323	0.05339	99	81	13	5
2576	Normally I do wild-caught, but they say farm-raised is more sustainable.	1.2319	0.05519	69	54	14	1
2577	Hey man, I hate to ask for a plastic bag rather than paper, but I'm gonna have to carry that for six stops on the subway.	1.2319	0.05892	69	55	12	2
2578	Is it wild-caught or farm-raised? I wouldn’t be caught dead serving farm-raised to my friends.	1.2319	0.05519	69	54	14	1
2579	Tintin? Pooh?	1.2319	0.06576	69	57	8	4
2580	I hate touching fish with my bear hands.	1.2319	0.06243	69	56	10	3
2581	No. I don't have the receipt.	1.2319	0.06892	69	58	6	5
2582	When are seals going on sale again?	1.2319	0.05118	69	53	16	0
2583	You know what you need here? An endangered species lane.	1.2317	0.05291	82	65	15	2
2584	My guru said I need to stop fishing and start living my truth...	1.2317	0.05569	82	66	13	3
2585	Plastic, not paper, please.	1.2317	0.05291	82	65	15	2
2586	Do you also sell ice? And I mean massive amounts of ice...	1.2317	0.05833	82	67	11	4
2587	I'd like to return it for a larger size.	1.2317	0.04999	82	64	17	1
2588	I don't need a bag but I would like a very large napkin.	1.2317	0.05291	82	65	15	2
2589	Now,this is wild caught? Because I do know the difference.	1.2317	0.05569	82	66	13	3
2590	I don't know who gave him the silly idea, but he just goes on and on about Norwegian salmon	1.2317	0.05569	82	66	13	3
2591	Can you tell me which way is North?	1.2317	0.05291	82	65	15	2
2592	For a group of apex predators, a surprising number of us are trying to go pescatarian.	1.2317	0.05833	82	67	11	4
2593	This brown bear diet certainly makes extinction more palatable.	1.2316	0.05281	95	77	14	4
2594	No thanks, I don't need a bag.	1.2316	0.05489	95	78	12	5
2595	Save the bag. I'm going to eat it on the go.	1.2316	0.05281	95	77	14	4
2596	Can you just throw it in the air?	1.2316	0.04838	95	75	18	2
2597	Could you make sure that is gluten free fish?	1.2316	0.05065	95	76	16	3
2598	Ah, heh-heh, I seem to have left my wallet back on the ice floe."	1.2308	0.06031	78	64	10	4
2599	I guess you can call this "wild bought" salmon!	1.2308	0.05748	78	63	12	3
2600	Climate change irked me until I learned about your everyday low prices, membership discounts, and delicious coworkers.	1.2308	0.05651	91	75	11	5
2601	I don't need a to go bag for that, just place it in my mouth	1.2308	0.04970	104	84	16	4
2602	No, don’t bag it. Could you just throw it toward my mouth, so that it at least feels like the old days?	1.2308	0.05201	91	73	15	3
2603	Moments before a cashier is mauled to death by a polar bear.	1.2308	0.05748	78	63	12	3
2604	I’d gladly pay you Tuesday for a salmon today.	1.2308	0.05651	91	75	11	5
2605	Does it have the MSC blue label?	1.2308	0.05748	78	63	12	3
2606	I don't know what came over me. It was an impulse. This is the returns department, right?	1.2308	0.06031	78	64	10	4
2607	Be careful, Bill. I don't want it to touch the chutney!	1.2308	0.06493	65	53	9	3
2608	Since Global warming took away our ocean economy, we are hoping for a barter system.	1.2308	0.06301	78	65	8	5
2609	Please don't call it 'Fresh Caught'. I'm an expert.	1.2308	0.05451	78	62	14	2
2610	I told him, “Backgammon, not whole salmon. I swear he never listens.”	1.2308	0.05651	91	75	11	5
2611	With fries, please	1.2308	0.06493	65	53	9	3
2612	YOU'RE SURE IT'S KOSHER?	1.2308	0.05748	78	63	12	3
2613	Yes, I know it's farm raised. If it was wild caught I wouldn't need to be in here now would I?	1.2308	0.05863	91	76	9	6
2614	Due to climate change, I started shopping at grocery stores.	1.2308	0.05748	78	63	12	3
2615	Is that wild caught salmon?	1.2308	0.05333	104	86	12	6
2616	You can just throw it in my mouth.	1.2308	0.05431	91	74	13	4
2617	Is this salmon too late for the catch and release program?	1.2308	0.05451	78	62	14	2
2618	My husband prefers catching his own, but I like to shop.	1.2308	0.05451	78	62	14	2
2619	I know, but I only eat wild caught.	1.2308	0.05137	78	61	16	1
2620	No bag thank you	1.2308	0.06031	78	64	10	4
2621	He’s dead and we don’t have a fountain for him to jump out of.	1.2308	0.05451	78	62	14	2
2622	Do you have any Camels?	1.2308	0.06809	78	67	4	7
2623	This is one bear market where prices do go up.	1.2308	0.04779	104	83	18	3
2624	Could you throw a carton of melted ice shelf water in there while you're at it...?	1.2308	0.05705	65	51	13	1
2625	Here, let me put some teeth marks on it first.	1.2308	0.04961	91	72	17	2
2626	Do you have a box with a bow?	1.2308	0.05155	104	85	14	5
2627	I used to work here.	1.2300	0.04462	100	78	21	1
2628	So how does this intermittent fasting work? When can I have my salmon	1.2300	0.04683	100	79	19	2
2629	Can you put it in facing upstream?	1.2299	0.05593	87	71	12	4
2630	I finally remembered to bring my own bag.	1.2299	0.05827	87	72	10	5
2631	Will there be tax?	1.2299	0.05593	87	71	12	4
2632	No bag. Please just toss it up so I can pretend I am back home.	1.2299	0.05348	87	70	14	3
2633	No, itś mine!	1.2299	0.05348	87	70	14	3
2634	Why buy? I don’t like cold water and wet feet. This is easier.	1.2299	0.05827	87	72	10	5
2635	I hate to be that bear asking for a refund but when I got back to the cave I noticed it already had teeth marks.	1.2297	0.05945	74	60	11	3
2636	It's not moving.	1.2297	0.05625	74	59	13	2
2637	Could I serve a red with that?	1.2297	0.05625	74	59	13	2
2638	Oh, and some plastic utensils and a napkin; I'm going to eat it in the car.	1.2297	0.05945	74	60	11	3
2639	Paper, please -- single-use plastic is bad for seals, which I also like to eat.	1.2297	0.06538	74	62	7	5
2640	The wrapper said "fresh salmon", but it's not fresh unless it's trying to escape your mouth.	1.2297	0.06249	74	61	9	4
2641	My frequent shopper code is F@tB=@r1	1.2297	0.06249	74	61	9	4
2642	No one really goes on picnics anymore. Sad really.	1.2297	0.05945	74	60	11	3
2643	Please don't bag it with the honey.	1.2297	0.05286	74	58	15	1
2644	She said half price because the scales are off	1.2297	0.06249	74	61	9	4
2645	Could you please add in a few teeth marks?	1.2295	0.06356	61	49	10	2
2646	ROAAAWRR! GRRRRAAH!!	1.2292	0.05437	96	79	12	5
2647	Can you help us ? We both need water	1.2292	0.05635	96	80	10	6
2648	It would make my life a lot easier if you offered cave delivery.	1.2292	0.05635	96	80	10	6
2649	Thanks anyway. I eat wild-caught Alaska.	1.2292	0.05437	96	79	12	5
2650	And this time, make sure you double bag it.	1.2289	0.05235	83	66	15	2
2651	But I already know how to fish	1.2289	0.05508	83	67	13	3
2652	You can just stuff that in my mouth.	1.2289	0.05769	83	68	11	4
2653	Don't bag the salmon, I'm having it in the car.	1.2289	0.04946	83	65	17	1
2654	'Oh, I don't work here.'	1.2289	0.05769	83	68	11	4
2655	Too fishy.	1.2289	0.05508	83	67	13	3
2656	I don't need a bag-can you just throw it in the air near my mouth?	1.2289	0.05769	83	68	11	4
2657	Can you filet this for me? I am on the new "bearly-eating" diet.	1.2289	0.04946	83	65	17	1
2658	You’re saying it only comes in salmon?!	1.2289	0.06018	83	69	9	5
2659	Pregnancy gives me the weirdest cravings	1.2289	0.05508	83	67	13	3
2660	Would you believe that I've never actually cooked one of these before?	1.2289	0.05769	83	68	11	4
2661	That's a sample -- can you get me 1,000 by the end of the week?	1.2289	0.05235	83	66	15	2
2662	Does that come in pink?	1.2288	0.04725	118	96	17	5
2663	I thought about catching it myself, but then remembered I was brought up to be lazy and entitled.	1.2286	0.07099	70	60	4	6
2664	I’m not fishing here but do you think my salmon only diet is working?	1.2286	0.05817	70	56	12	2
2665	How far upstream if I may ask? And was it caught by a polar bear or is this farmed!	1.2286	0.05817	70	56	12	2
2666	I've known him since he was a guppy.	1.2286	0.06490	70	58	8	4
2667	But is it sustainably sourced?	1.2286	0.05055	70	54	16	0
2668	I simply love this mall.	1.2286	0.05817	70	56	12	2
2669	Yea, I know they only live in the tropics, but that's all I can find these days.	1.2283	0.05150	92	74	15	3
2670	Don't bother cleaning it. I have my own technique.	1.2283	0.05150	92	74	15	3
2671	Don’t wrap it. I’ll eat it here.	1.2283	0.04913	92	73	17	2
2672	You know this is farmed, right?	1.2283	0.04913	92	73	17	2
2673	Did I say you could touch it?"	1.2283	0.05150	92	74	15	3
2674	Who has time to go fishing? Just put it in my mouth.	1.2283	0.04913	92	73	17	2
2675	Don't wrap it - just throw it at me as I leave	1.2283	0.05377	92	75	13	4
2676	Actually it was supposed to be a harp.	1.2283	0.05377	92	75	13	4
2677	Save the bag	1.2278	0.05683	79	64	12	3
2678	The shelves are a little bare	1.2278	0.04749	79	61	18	0
2679	Do you say that because of the Global warming i should Get a tuna can instead ?	1.2278	0.05961	79	65	10	4
2680	Please don't tip the scales.	1.2278	0.05683	79	64	12	3
2681	Don't bag that, I'll eat it on the way home.	1.2278	0.05079	79	62	16	1
2682	After hibernation and now delays in my ecosystem food chain!	1.2278	0.05390	79	63	14	2
2683	Could you throw some lemon wedges in with that? Sandra Stedinger, jgauthier4@san.rr.com	1.2278	0.05079	79	62	16	1
2684	I heard I could get these things for free.	1.2278	0.05079	79	62	16	1
2685	No bag, could you just kind of toss it to me?	1.2278	0.06228	79	66	8	5
2686	But is it local?	1.2278	0.05961	79	65	10	4
2687	No, nothing wrong with it. My cubs are going vegetarian	1.2278	0.05079	79	62	16	1
2688	Today is just a dry run.	1.2278	0.05079	79	62	16	1
2689	Personally, I think the farm-raised salmon is a healthier choice.	1.2278	0.05683	79	64	12	3
2690	Take it back, or take a good long look - your choice.	1.2277	0.05050	101	82	15	4
2691	Just email me the receipt.	1.2277	0.04850	101	81	17	3
2692	You can't send me with him! Are you listening? Tom! Can you hear me? Look at me! Don't look at him! Tom!	1.2273	0.05294	88	71	14	3
2693	Do you have anything in a large?	1.2273	0.04493	88	68	20	0
2694	Really? Just because I'm a bear you're leaving the fish bare. You're homonym-challenged.	1.2273	0.05766	88	73	10	5
2695	What do you mean it's the price on the sign "plus taxes"?	1.2273	0.05041	88	70	16	2
2696	What's for lunch?	1.2273	0.05766	88	73	10	5
2697	How much would it cost to throw you in as well?	1.2273	0.05629	66	52	13	1
2698	How do I know it's wild caught, there are no teeth marks.	1.2273	0.06028	66	53	11	2
2699	I imagine you don't accept Bearcoin, either?	1.2273	0.05041	88	70	16	2
2700	What was this fish fed? I have nut allergies.	1.2268	0.04971	97	78	16	3
2701	How much extra to filet it?	1.2268	0.04750	97	77	18	2
2702	I prefer eco-tourists, but you were out-of-stock	1.2268	0.05182	97	79	14	4
2703	Can you recommend a streaming platform?	1.2268	0.05182	97	79	14	4
2704	Would you wrap that in newspaper?	1.2267	0.05558	75	60	13	2
2705	Please don't tell my Mom.	1.2267	0.05874	75	61	11	3
2706	It’s very fresh… caught today…. and I need the cash…	1.2267	0.06173	75	62	9	4
2707	Do you deliver to Ukraine?	1.2267	0.05874	75	61	11	3
2708	I don't want to embarrass you but that bag is too small for that fish	1.2267	0.05558	75	60	13	2
2709	Would you mind gift-wrapping it?	1.2267	0.05224	75	59	15	1
2710	Well the prices definitely went upstream.	1.2267	0.05558	75	60	13	2
2711	Are the condiments in the bag.	1.2267	0.05874	75	61	11	3
2712	I thought I told you not to kill the fish.	1.2267	0.06173	75	62	9	4
2713	It won't swim upstream. It won't spawn. Is this the best salmon you've got?!	1.2267	0.05874	75	61	11	3
2714	Please accept this gratuity for a room upgrade; perhaps one which is underground?	1.2264	0.04698	106	85	18	3
2715	Is this wild or farm fish?	1.2262	0.05179	84	67	15	2
2716	I usually get my fish from Amazon.	1.2262	0.04895	84	66	17	1
2717	What's your return policy?	1.2262	0.05449	84	68	13	3
2718	Don't wrap it. I'll just eat it here.	1.2262	0.05179	84	67	15	2
2719	And tartar sauce please.	1.2262	0.05179	84	67	15	2
2720	Paper or plastic? I knew I should have brought some of that plastic that keeps washing up on my ice floe.	1.2262	0.05706	84	69	11	4
2721	Could you bear me a fish?	1.2262	0.05706	84	69	11	4
2722	No, I don't need the bag. I'll just eat it here.	1.2262	0.05449	84	68	13	3
2723	Plus a couple growlers of beer, some berry condoms, a carton of Marlboro's, and a couple lottery tickets. I'm feeling lucky.	1.2262	0.05179	84	67	15	2
2724	I get it, but don’t call me Snowflake.	1.2262	0.05706	84	69	11	4
2725	Better pack another. It is getting close to winter.	1.2262	0.05449	84	68	13	3
2726	Can you wrap that? It's for my kids.	1.2258	0.05325	93	76	13	4
2727	Is this wild caught salmon or farm raised?	1.2258	0.05100	93	75	15	3
2728	Oh no! I thought you'd love it	1.2258	0.05100	93	75	15	3
2729	May I have some chips with that?	1.2258	0.05100	93	75	15	3
2730	No, I will take it; how good is your throw?	1.2258	0.06264	62	50	10	2
2731	No need to bag it, I’ll just take it to go.	1.2258	0.04619	93	73	19	1
2732	Oh , you don’t need to bag it…	1.2258	0.04619	93	73	19	1
2733	I thought I would buy early, before there is a run on salmon.	1.2258	0.04866	93	74	17	2
2734	my son is a picky eater, he only eats farmed salmon	1.2255	0.04602	102	81	19	2
2735	No need to bag it. I'll eat it on the way out.	1.2255	0.04602	102	81	19	2
2736	Don't bother wrapping it, I'll eat it on my way back to the river.	1.2255	0.04808	102	82	17	3
2737	He’s so picky—it just has to be wild caught.	1.2254	0.05743	71	57	12	2
2738	I prefer frozen fish, but they're getting harder to find.	1.2254	0.06084	71	58	10	3
2739	You just wouldn't believe how hard it is to find fresh fish these days.	1.2254	0.06084	71	58	10	3
2740	I'll wear it out.	1.2254	0.04994	71	55	16	0
2741	You’re also ALL out of honey.	1.2254	0.06084	71	58	10	3
2742	Teach me to fish and I I won’t be back.	1.2254	0.06084	71	58	10	3
2743	... And if it is no bother... a small smackeral of honey!	1.2254	0.06084	71	58	10	3
2744	Could you throw in some chips?	1.2250	0.05618	80	65	12	3
2745	Just put it in my mouth.	1.2250	0.05618	80	65	12	3
2746	It's genetically modified to spawn in farms.	1.2250	0.05329	80	64	14	2
2747	Paper, plastic, or picnic basket?	1.2250	0.05893	80	66	10	4
2748	Waddaya mean,”There’s something fishy ‘bout this”?	1.2250	0.05893	80	66	10	4
2749	My wife wants me to become vegetarian.	1.2250	0.05618	80	65	12	3
2750	The one that got away?	1.2250	0.05329	80	64	14	2
2751	You’re sure that salmon is organic?	1.2250	0.05329	80	64	14	2
2752	'I'm sick of people always talking about the white elephant in the room, what about us bears!'	1.2250	0.05329	80	64	14	2
2753	Blessed be he who handles with care a fish of the sea, and unto him shall be given a few more groceries to bag ere the transaction is complete.	1.2250	0.05893	80	66	10	4
2754	Hand over all your money...or the Sockeye...well,you get it.	1.2250	0.05618	80	65	12	3
2755	And you’re sure it will look like I caught it?”	1.2250	0.05329	80	64

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