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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2022-02-27T05:05:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2022-03-13T05:05:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2022-03-07T05:05:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | March 14, 2022 |
Number of captions | 5240 |
Number of responses | 782090 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | It seems someone else wrote a song called "HELP" | 1.8127 | 0.01452 | 3129 | 1379 | 957 | 793 |
1 | ‘Good news, you got into Juilliard’ | 1.8084 | 0.01307 | 3763 | 1638 | 1208 | 917 |
2 | These reviews are all terrible, but 'washed up' really hurts. | 1.7812 | 0.01227 | 4378 | 2026 | 1284 | 1068 |
3 | It says the first five bottle messages were free, but if we want the rest of the composition we need a paid subscription. | 1.7775 | 0.01820 | 1834 | 806 | 630 | 398 |
4 | If you no longer wish to receive these messages, check unsubscribe and place in the bottle labeled return. | 1.7759 | 0.01130 | 4887 | 2196 | 1590 | 1101 |
5 | This one suggests we move to a major key. | 1.7719 | 0.01556 | 2538 | 1135 | 847 | 556 |
6 | We're saved! They're coming to tune the piano! | 1.7583 | 0.01635 | 2313 | 1062 | 748 | 503 |
7 | We have been trying to reach you regarding your piano's extended warranty. | 1.7533 | 0.01487 | 2890 | 1367 | 869 | 654 |
8 | We could win an island vacation! | 1.7527 | 0.01303 | 3744 | 1767 | 1136 | 841 |
9 | Please rate your cruise on a scale of 1-10. | 1.7519 | 0.01152 | 4853 | 2314 | 1429 | 1110 |
10 | 'We're lost at C.' | 1.7518 | 0.01434 | 3179 | 1531 | 906 | 742 |
11 | The reviews are in. 'Her new work is engaging yet remote' | 1.7456 | 0.01636 | 2256 | 1041 | 748 | 467 |
12 | Knopp & Knopp Attorneys LLC, representing the estates of Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein II, wish to remind you once again that no music or lyrics from “South Pacific” may be performed without the express consent of the rights holders. | 1.7411 | 0.01532 | 2565 | 1190 | 849 | 526 |
13 | So far, it looks like no one is coming to the recital. | 1.7378 | 0.01150 | 4523 | 2101 | 1507 | 915 |
14 | Due to rising sea levels we are being advised to move further inland. | 1.7229 | 0.01495 | 2717 | 1305 | 860 | 552 |
15 | FINAL NOTICE: If payment is not recieved immediately the piano will be removed from your premises! | 1.7217 | 0.01627 | 2271 | 1086 | 731 | 454 |
16 | We never should have started taking requests. | 1.7167 | 0.01707 | 2005 | 950 | 673 | 382 |
17 | Great. The keys are in Florida. | 1.7129 | 0.01742 | 2083 | 1043 | 595 | 445 |
18 | Doesn't matter how many times Ikea sends the instructions, it never ends up as a boat! | 1.7120 | 0.01491 | 2767 | 1364 | 836 | 567 |
19 | Damn, I wish they'd sent the whole score in one bottle. | 1.6915 | 0.01467 | 2619 | 1266 | 895 | 458 |
20 | What we need is a good bridge. | 1.6900 | 0.01663 | 2184 | 1103 | 655 | 426 |
21 | It says: "You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish" | 1.6830 | 0.01958 | 1637 | 855 | 446 | 336 |
22 | Wouldn't you know? It's written for three voices. | 1.6812 | 0.01649 | 2130 | 1064 | 681 | 385 |
23 | Another ridiculous estimate to move the piano! | 1.6790 | 0.01544 | 2433 | 1221 | 772 | 440 |
24 | Nope, this one's for cello, too. | 1.6730 | 0.01815 | 1676 | 826 | 572 | 278 |
25 | It's from the couple on the next island. They like your playing but ask if you could please not play after 10 P.M. | 1.6702 | 0.01623 | 2053 | 1005 | 720 | 328 |
26 | And you said the credit card offers would stop if we relocated. | 1.6677 | 0.01706 | 1935 | 973 | 632 | 330 |
27 | Ode to joy. Who writes this crap. | 1.6653 | 0.01737 | 1966 | 1022 | 580 | 364 |
28 | The neighbors still want to know if we could practice elsewhere. | 1.6621 | 0.01564 | 2252 | 1129 | 755 | 368 |
29 | It's bad news. Elvis is dead. | 1.6614 | 0.01294 | 3895 | 2153 | 908 | 834 |
30 | All these useless messages are how to build a boat, catch a fish, light a signal fire, dig a well... but nothing about how to play the piano! | 1.6594 | 0.01993 | 1421 | 725 | 455 | 241 |
31 | Oh, great, your mother's coming to visit! | 1.6589 | 0.01722 | 2014 | 1062 | 577 | 375 |
32 | Shoot, this one is also for violin. | 1.6586 | 0.02397 | 952 | 478 | 321 | 153 |
33 | Next time they ask you, "What's the one thing you'd bring with you to a desert island," maybe you should say something about food and a boat? | 1.6575 | 0.01673 | 2114 | 1111 | 616 | 387 |
34 | We seem to be 94 bottles short of finishing the song | 1.6556 | 0.01686 | 2041 | 1064 | 616 | 361 |
35 | It's another one asking you to keep it down. | 1.6550 | 0.01477 | 2481 | 1247 | 843 | 391 |
36 | I'm sorry Linda,when they asked what I would bring to a desert island I thought it was a hypothetical. | 1.6527 | 0.01624 | 2099 | 1072 | 684 | 343 |
37 | I'm starting to think it was a bad idea to ask for requests. | 1.6511 | 0.01559 | 2178 | 1089 | 760 | 329 |
38 | Another critic who says we haven't been the same since we ate the guitar player. | 1.6503 | 0.02639 | 855 | 456 | 242 | 157 |
39 | The ship will come back for us if you promise to stop playing Baby Shark. | 1.6493 | 0.02297 | 1092 | 573 | 329 | 190 |
40 | All of these are for two pianos! | 1.6476 | 0.01634 | 2080 | 1073 | 667 | 340 |
41 | The neighbors say you're still too loud. | 1.6452 | 0.01493 | 2528 | 1320 | 785 | 423 |
42 | I guess Florida changed their mail-in-ballot rules. | 1.6445 | 0.02500 | 903 | 472 | 280 | 151 |
43 | This one is the theme song from “Gilligan’s Island” | 1.6422 | 0.01794 | 1632 | 825 | 566 | 241 |
44 | It's a violinist and a cellist asking if we need help. | 1.6327 | 0.01676 | 1767 | 882 | 652 | 233 |
45 | It's a guide to building a raft with piano parts" | 1.6325 | 0.01859 | 1562 | 814 | 508 | 240 |
46 | This one is from a guy in Bora Bora wanting to know if we need someone on bass. | 1.6290 | 0.02053 | 1194 | 604 | 429 | 161 |
47 | I'm just worried there won't be an audience for it. | 1.6267 | 0.01760 | 1934 | 1075 | 506 | 353 |
48 | Most fans sympathize with our decision to eat the cellist. | 1.6246 | 0.01839 | 1894 | 1095 | 415 | 384 |
49 | Thank God! We’re in arrears and piano company is coming to repossess tomorrow! | 1.6246 | 0.01887 | 1742 | 990 | 416 | 336 |
50 | They’re requesting something jauntier. | 1.6188 | 0.01897 | 1726 | 990 | 404 | 332 |
51 | We've won another vacation getaway. | 1.6174 | 0.01905 | 1657 | 936 | 419 | 302 |
52 | This is more off Broadway then we want. | 1.6123 | 0.01922 | 1527 | 841 | 437 | 249 |
53 | Nope, Handel's Water Music again. | 1.6084 | 0.01893 | 1448 | 770 | 475 | 203 |
54 | It is the overture from “South Pacific” again. | 1.6078 | 0.01878 | 1428 | 749 | 490 | 189 |
55 | Darn. This one's for cello too. | 1.6040 | 0.02038 | 1346 | 748 | 383 | 215 |
56 | It's from Neptune. He'd like to hear "Somewhere Beyond the Sea." | 1.5975 | 0.02073 | 1118 | 584 | 400 | 134 |
57 | We’re doomed. It’s a requiem. | 1.5972 | 0.02059 | 1214 | 655 | 393 | 166 |
58 | Message in a Bottle" by the Police again. How original | 1.5957 | 0.02157 | 1123 | 612 | 353 | 158 |
59 | We should've read the fine print before we picked the Florida Keys. | 1.5932 | 0.02190 | 1143 | 640 | 328 | 175 |
60 | Perhaps we should stop using music as our escape. | 1.5929 | 0.02316 | 1147 | 681 | 252 | 214 |
61 | Unfortunately, this doesn't end on a high note. | 1.5909 | 0.02227 | 1117 | 631 | 312 | 174 |
62 | Useless! Another piano tuning instruction sheet starting with 'make sure your piano is on a level surface...' | 1.5897 | 0.02139 | 1104 | 598 | 361 | 145 |
63 | They want more cowbell. | 1.5892 | 0.02247 | 1093 | 618 | 306 | 169 |
64 | The reef wants a coral arrangement. | 1.5833 | 0.02374 | 1044 | 615 | 249 | 180 |
65 | We heard your Moonlight Sonata as we sailed by. Thank you. | 1.5806 | 0.02464 | 980 | 583 | 225 | 172 |
66 | Always "Message in a Bottle." Never "We Gotta Get Out of This Place." | 1.5780 | 0.02493 | 910 | 530 | 234 | 146 |
67 | Why doesn't anyone ever put food in a bottle? | 1.5771 | 0.02336 | 927 | 513 | 293 | 121 |
68 | This is your final chance to renew your piano warranty. | 1.5763 | 0.02484 | 930 | 547 | 230 | 153 |
69 | They all say the same thing: Stop playing Chopsticks and we’ll pick you up. | 1.5708 | 0.02380 | 918 | 520 | 272 | 126 |
70 | If they can complain about the noise, why can't they come help us? | 1.5707 | 0.02402 | 934 | 538 | 259 | 137 |
71 | Imagine no possessions; it's easy if you try... | 1.5693 | 0.02546 | 887 | 528 | 213 | 146 |
72 | It’s another goddamn silly love song. | 1.5683 | 0.02600 | 908 | 559 | 182 | 167 |
73 | Do you remember getting a student loan from Juilliard? | 1.5681 | 0.02555 | 903 | 545 | 203 | 155 |
74 | Elise, this is for you. | 1.5619 | 0.02625 | 767 | 444 | 215 | 108 |
75 | This one says: 'Do you know any ABBA songs other than S.O.S?'" | 1.5607 | 0.02569 | 856 | 512 | 208 | 136 |
76 | They want to know if you take requests. | 1.5601 | 0.02529 | 766 | 430 | 243 | 93 |
77 | If you no longer wish to receive these updates, select the the "unsubscribe" option below and take our very brief questionnaire. | 1.5595 | 0.02561 | 756 | 427 | 235 | 94 |
78 | How about, instead of asking for sheet music, you ask for instructions on how to turn a piano into a raft? | 1.5585 | 0.02609 | 743 | 424 | 223 | 96 |
79 | I thought you said the IRS wouldn’t find us here | 1.5583 | 0.02650 | 763 | 447 | 206 | 110 |
80 | OK, we have a catchy theme song. Now let’s work on food and shelter. | 1.5580 | 0.02599 | 785 | 458 | 216 | 111 |
81 | I can’t believe all we’ve got are “Duets for Two Pianos.” | 1.5576 | 0.02601 | 764 | 441 | 220 | 103 |
82 | Jeeze — Didn’t Handl write anything that wasn’t “Water Music”? | 1.5566 | 0.02617 | 778 | 456 | 211 | 111 |
83 | Next, it says, attach white key F next to black key G-F. | 1.5554 | 0.02598 | 758 | 437 | 221 | 100 |
84 | They assume we know what Key we are on. | 1.5522 | 0.02838 | 699 | 423 | 166 | 110 |
85 | Our free music trial is over! They want our credit card number. | 1.5521 | 0.02690 | 739 | 437 | 196 | 106 |
86 | From your Mom again: “Just keep practicing; someday you’ll thank me.” | 1.5507 | 0.02836 | 681 | 408 | 171 | 102 |
87 | Sure wish I'd learned to read music. | 1.5487 | 0.02685 | 698 | 404 | 205 | 89 |
88 | The cruise line is still sorry and still wants us back to do matinees. | 1.5484 | 0.02724 | 713 | 422 | 191 | 100 |
89 | Some cockeyed optimist keeps sending songs from South Pacific! | 1.5455 | 0.02761 | 660 | 384 | 192 | 84 |
90 | “You say flotsam and I say jetsam. Let’s call the whole thing off.” | 1.5455 | 0.02724 | 693 | 407 | 194 | 92 |
91 | It says, they have been trying to reach us about our car’s extended warranty… | 1.5455 | 0.02919 | 638 | 384 | 160 | 94 |
92 | These estimates for tuning the piano are outrageous. | 1.5424 | 0.02578 | 743 | 431 | 221 | 91 |
93 | Another piano tuner turned us down. | 1.5412 | 0.02792 | 656 | 387 | 183 | 86 |
94 | Looks like we are in trebble. | 1.5411 | 0.02785 | 693 | 418 | 175 | 100 |
95 | I've found it! SOS by Abba | 1.5386 | 0.02860 | 648 | 390 | 167 | 91 |
96 | More piano music. What are the odds? | 1.5380 | 0.02838 | 632 | 374 | 176 | 82 |
97 | It's "Bridge Over Troubled Water." | 1.5348 | 0.02863 | 617 | 366 | 172 | 79 |
98 | It’s from the next island again, they’re asking if you know any other songs. | 1.5346 | 0.02831 | 621 | 366 | 178 | 77 |
99 | Who writes music in Sea Minor? | 1.5334 | 0.03013 | 613 | 380 | 139 | 94 |
100 | Yet another request for 'As Time Goes By.' | 1.5329 | 0.02844 | 638 | 383 | 170 | 85 |
101 | Another request to stop playing Heart and Soul. | 1.5306 | 0.03057 | 571 | 349 | 141 | 81 |
102 | ...this one isn't a request. The folks on the south atoll are wondering why we haven't used that thing to build a boat. | 1.5306 | 0.02883 | 637 | 388 | 160 | 89 |
103 | The castaways one island over have sent a noise complaint | 1.5268 | 0.02980 | 615 | 382 | 142 | 91 |
104 | Oh no, it is Bach's concerto for three pianos | 1.5246 | 0.02904 | 568 | 335 | 168 | 65 |
105 | It's no use, they are all for violin. | 1.5241 | 0.02970 | 540 | 318 | 161 | 61 |
106 | Who is this 'Mr. Crusoe' ? And why do we keep getting his mail? | 1.5237 | 0.03103 | 548 | 337 | 135 | 76 |
107 | It's from a lawyer. Stop playing copyrighted music. | 1.5228 | 0.02979 | 591 | 363 | 147 | 81 |
108 | When he said "off Broadway," I wish I'd asked him to be more specific. | 1.5221 | 0.03272 | 521 | 329 | 112 | 80 |
109 | This one says it's the audience that needs to be rescued. | 1.5218 | 0.03041 | 550 | 334 | 145 | 71 |
110 | If we get one more copy of Time in a Bottle, I'm going to drown myself. | 1.5210 | 0.02976 | 547 | 326 | 157 | 64 |
111 | This is the bank’s final notice. They’re coming tomorrow to repossess the piano. | 1.5206 | 0.03099 | 559 | 348 | 131 | 80 |
112 | This one says they recovered our tip jar. | 1.5198 | 0.02929 | 556 | 330 | 163 | 63 |
113 | It’s the final warning on the noise ordinance. | 1.5181 | 0.03003 | 554 | 336 | 149 | 69 |
114 | Your message is important to us. All of our rescuers are currently assisting other marooned. Please play a repeating loop of “calming” music and the next available rescuer will write you back shortly. | 1.5160 | 0.03209 | 500 | 308 | 126 | 66 |
115 | The New Yorker is here—Hey, and look! We're in this week's cartoon! | 1.5142 | 0.03465 | 457 | 290 | 99 | 68 |
116 | It says, if we don't make the next payment they'll take back the piano." | 1.5124 | 0.03193 | 482 | 293 | 131 | 58 |
117 | The raft is on back order. | 1.5118 | 0.03171 | 508 | 314 | 128 | 66 |
118 | I’m starting to wish we grabbed the survival kit instead. | 1.5107 | 0.03162 | 515 | 320 | 127 | 68 |
119 | Good news at last. Instructions on making fishing lures from piano wire. | 1.5102 | 0.03155 | 490 | 298 | 134 | 58 |
120 | The Beatles' *Help!* didn't work. Try *S.O.S.* by Abba. | 1.5091 | 0.03269 | 493 | 310 | 115 | 68 |
121 | Apparently some group called the Beatles already recorded it. | 1.5069 | 0.03484 | 432 | 272 | 101 | 59 |
122 | It's Juilliard, they insist we repay our student loans. | 1.5055 | 0.03357 | 451 | 281 | 112 | 58 |
123 | You were invited to play in Carnegie Hall back in 2010 | 1.5052 | 0.03236 | 479 | 297 | 122 | 60 |
124 | It's the next verse...95 bottles of beer on the wall. | 1.5043 | 0.03321 | 468 | 294 | 112 | 62 |
125 | Just when we thought it couldn’t get worse. It’s written for viola. | 1.5042 | 0.03140 | 476 | 288 | 136 | 52 |
126 | Damn! Another piece for a trio. | 1.5034 | 0.03477 | 443 | 283 | 97 | 63 |
127 | Oh geez, it's another request for "Stayin' Alive". | 1.5032 | 0.03155 | 473 | 287 | 134 | 52 |
128 | We feel your score doesn't quite give us the deserted island feel we need. | 1.5021 | 0.03141 | 476 | 289 | 135 | 52 |
129 | Not the gig I had in mind when they said Island music | 1.5020 | 0.03047 | 496 | 299 | 145 | 52 |
130 | It’s from Steinway. It says “This is the sixth attempt to collect a debt due to non-payment on your recent …” | 1.5010 | 0.03208 | 513 | 327 | 115 | 71 |
131 | Arpeggio... archipelago... it was an honest mistake. | 1.5000 | 0.03241 | 456 | 280 | 124 | 52 |
132 | It's the Jaws theme again. | 1.4989 | 0.03010 | 449 | 260 | 154 | 35 |
133 | I think we read the instructions wrong. This doesn't look anything like a boat. | 1.4989 | 0.03388 | 443 | 279 | 107 | 57 |
134 | Another request for "Beyond the Sea" | 1.4988 | 0.03360 | 429 | 265 | 114 | 50 |
135 | When you said "let's play the Florida keys," I misunderstood. | 1.4977 | 0.03317 | 442 | 274 | 116 | 52 |
136 | Michael,row the boat ashore? | 1.4969 | 0.03178 | 477 | 295 | 127 | 55 |
137 | They want to know how you find time to practice. | 1.4953 | 0.03365 | 428 | 266 | 112 | 50 |
138 | We're stuck with the unresolved seventh until the next bottle arrives. | 1.4948 | 0.03202 | 483 | 303 | 121 | 59 |
139 | Oh, God, more changes? Tomorrow’s opening night! | 1.4948 | 0.03212 | 481 | 302 | 120 | 59 |
140 | It says they all live in a yellow submarine. | 1.4940 | 0.03341 | 415 | 254 | 117 | 44 |
141 | This is the sixth tuner to turn down the job. | 1.4937 | 0.03482 | 395 | 245 | 105 | 45 |
142 | we won a new car! | 1.4927 | 0.03560 | 410 | 263 | 92 | 55 |
143 | This is the fifth one from some guy called Beethoven | 1.4925 | 0.03562 | 402 | 256 | 94 | 52 |
144 | Our agent’s still trying to book us on another cruise ship. | 1.4908 | 0.03282 | 434 | 268 | 119 | 47 |
145 | Oh, come on now! Not the theme music for 'Gilligan's Island!' | 1.4885 | 0.03314 | 434 | 271 | 114 | 49 |
146 | This request comes from Tina in San Francisco. ‘Please play Bridge Over Troubled Waters’ | 1.4884 | 0.03421 | 432 | 276 | 101 | 55 |
147 | They’ll come if you stop. | 1.4880 | 0.03454 | 416 | 264 | 101 | 51 |
148 | Damn! This score calls for TWO grand pianos on a deserted island. | 1.4871 | 0.03289 | 466 | 298 | 109 | 59 |
149 | it's another noise complaint | 1.4871 | 0.03399 | 425 | 269 | 105 | 51 |
150 | When the Captain asked, I thought the "three things you want to take to the deserted island" question was just an ice-breaker. | 1.4868 | 0.03363 | 417 | 260 | 111 | 46 |
151 | This one is called "Show Me The Way To Go Home." | 1.4856 | 0.03543 | 383 | 241 | 98 | 44 |
152 | Etude after etude! Can't somebody stuff a bottle with a sonata? | 1.4854 | 0.03346 | 445 | 284 | 106 | 55 |
153 | Another one that just says ‘keep it down.’ | 1.4851 | 0.03455 | 402 | 253 | 103 | 46 |
154 | It says… we need more cow bell. | 1.4848 | 0.03865 | 361 | 238 | 71 | 52 |
155 | Well that's not helpful. This one says to "row row row your boat." | 1.4843 | 0.03506 | 413 | 266 | 94 | 53 |
156 | It says they lifted the mask mandate. | 1.4828 | 0.03604 | 377 | 240 | 92 | 45 |
157 | I wish we had learned how to read music. | 1.4814 | 0.03606 | 403 | 264 | 84 | 55 |
158 | Still no instructions on how to play it | 1.4811 | 0.03523 | 397 | 254 | 95 | 48 |
159 | The good news it’s a contract from a major recording label. The bad news is that we have to execute it via DocuSign. | 1.4785 | 0.03368 | 395 | 245 | 111 | 39 |
160 | Rejection #5. They say: "To much of an island 'vibe'." | 1.4784 | 0.03438 | 393 | 247 | 104 | 42 |
161 | More Captain and Tennille. I think we're being trolled. | 1.4783 | 0.03504 | 368 | 229 | 102 | 37 |
162 | Its a cease and desist letter from the Beach Boys. | 1.4777 | 0.03517 | 381 | 241 | 98 | 42 |
163 | I really think you ought to stop taking requests. | 1.4775 | 0.03524 | 377 | 238 | 98 | 41 |
164 | I know music is food for the soul, but some actual food would be nice. | 1.4772 | 0.03470 | 373 | 232 | 104 | 37 |
165 | The neighbors are still complaining. | 1.4768 | 0.03532 | 367 | 230 | 99 | 38 |
166 | This request comes from Alan in New Guinea. | 1.4745 | 0.03555 | 392 | 254 | 90 | 48 |
167 | It's your mother. Again. Reminding you to practice. | 1.4728 | 0.03728 | 368 | 242 | 78 | 48 |
168 | It's another request for us to extend our piano's warranty. | 1.4694 | 0.03580 | 360 | 229 | 93 | 38 |
169 | Holy Crap! $100,000. to move a god-damn piano. | 1.4686 | 0.03680 | 382 | 254 | 77 | 51 |
170 | Another one asking us to keep the noise down. | 1.4680 | 0.03372 | 391 | 246 | 107 | 38 |
171 | We're on the wrong key. | 1.4675 | 0.04173 | 308 | 208 | 56 | 44 |
172 | Same as all the others– "I Will Survive" | 1.4663 | 0.03587 | 356 | 227 | 92 | 37 |
173 | Still no Mozart. Just a confusing piece titled ‘How to build a seaworthy vessel out of your piano’. | 1.4658 | 0.03501 | 380 | 244 | 95 | 41 |
174 | At last - one that's out of copyright! | 1.4653 | 0.03660 | 331 | 209 | 90 | 32 |
175 | A request from a neighboring island, "Please tune the piano". | 1.4649 | 0.03529 | 370 | 237 | 94 | 39 |
176 | "Another bottle that doesn't contain the sheet music we asked for. | 1.4641 | 0.03473 | 390 | 252 | 95 | 43 |
177 | What?! The castaways next door got a tuba! | 1.4633 | 0.03630 | 341 | 217 | 90 | 34 |
178 | It's an urgent request for the theme song from 'Jaws'." | 1.4631 | 0.04091 | 298 | 197 | 64 | 37 |
179 | Bad news. We haven't paid any installments in six months, so they're coming to repossess it. | 1.4629 | 0.03685 | 337 | 216 | 86 | 35 |
180 | About that grand piano you posted on ebay -- do you deliver? | 1.4625 | 0.03742 | 333 | 215 | 82 | 36 |
181 | It says,”Play ‘Message in a Bottle’ “. | 1.4622 | 0.03610 | 370 | 242 | 85 | 43 |
182 | It's a bill from the piano tuner | 1.4613 | 0.03776 | 323 | 208 | 81 | 34 |
183 | It's the score for Stayin' Alive | 1.4603 | 0.03605 | 365 | 238 | 86 | 41 |
184 | I think someone is messing with us. It’s another “Row, row, row your boat.” | 1.4599 | 0.03871 | 337 | 225 | 69 | 43 |
185 | It's another reminder from our piano tuner. | 1.4592 | 0.03410 | 355 | 221 | 105 | 29 |
186 | We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty | 1.4591 | 0.03971 | 318 | 212 | 66 | 40 |
187 | This act isn’t getting us anywhere. | 1.4587 | 0.03758 | 303 | 191 | 85 | 27 |
188 | It says: “You’ve read your last complimentary article. Subscribe now for just $1 a week.” | 1.4585 | 0.03882 | 325 | 215 | 71 | 39 |
189 | And yet another copy of Jim Croce's "Time in a Bottle." | 1.4578 | 0.03724 | 332 | 215 | 82 | 35 |
190 | Another request for the Gilligan's Island theme song | 1.4576 | 0.03765 | 330 | 215 | 79 | 36 |
191 | This is best one yet. How to take a piano apart to built a boat. | 1.4574 | 0.03645 | 376 | 251 | 78 | 47 |
192 | Another request from the guy downwind for something more upbeat. | 1.4571 | 0.03504 | 361 | 231 | 95 | 35 |
193 | My name is misspelled in the program. | 1.4560 | 0.03863 | 307 | 199 | 76 | 32 |
194 | Oh good, it ends on a high note. | 1.4556 | 0.03699 | 338 | 220 | 82 | 36 |
195 | your fans are asking you to play louder | 1.4556 | 0.03627 | 338 | 217 | 88 | 33 |
196 | The recital is canceled? | 1.4556 | 0.03704 | 360 | 240 | 76 | 44 |
197 | From the neighbors again asking us to Please keep it down". | 1.4552 | 0.04018 | 279 | 180 | 71 | 28 |
198 | Nancy, I don’t think you can play your way out of this one. | 1.4551 | 0.03696 | 323 | 207 | 85 | 31 |
199 | More Schubert! Is he ever going to finish this? | 1.4542 | 0.03815 | 306 | 197 | 79 | 30 |
200 | It says they have been trying to reach me about my car's extended warranty | 1.4532 | 0.03945 | 331 | 225 | 62 | 44 |
201 | Oh great, another letter from a fourth grader asking for someone to write back. | 1.4527 | 0.03789 | 296 | 188 | 82 | 26 |
202 | How is it that your mother always knows where to find me? | 1.4522 | 0.03825 | 314 | 205 | 76 | 33 |
203 | Debussy’s La Mer. Cute. Real cute. | 1.4522 | 0.03689 | 314 | 200 | 86 | 28 |
204 | This one’s from the Steinways; be sure to tell the audience that piano’s a Baldwin | 1.4520 | 0.03823 | 323 | 213 | 74 | 36 |
205 | They're all requesting the same thing - Time in a Bottle | 1.4513 | 0.03806 | 339 | 227 | 71 | 41 |
206 | It is another copy of South Pacific. | 1.4512 | 0.03629 | 328 | 210 | 88 | 30 |
207 | Oh no! It’s from Sting and the Police. They say ‘Message in a Bottle’ is their copyright. | 1.4500 | 0.03887 | 340 | 232 | 63 | 45 |
208 | It's from the people stranded on the next island over. They wonder if we can't keep the noise down. | 1.4488 | 0.03596 | 332 | 213 | 89 | 30 |
209 | Why is it ALWAYS something by The Beach Boys?! | 1.4486 | 0.03671 | 350 | 232 | 79 | 39 |
210 | Speaking as your agent - we should wait for a better offer. | 1.4469 | 0.03409 | 358 | 228 | 100 | 30 |
211 | All these messages ask the same thing: How the hell did you get that grand piano on such a tiny, deserted island? | 1.4459 | 0.03875 | 314 | 209 | 70 | 35 |
212 | Another request for “Don't Get Around Much Anymore”! | 1.4458 | 0.03518 | 332 | 211 | 94 | 27 |
213 | Well dang, this one’s a flute solo too. | 1.4455 | 0.03833 | 330 | 222 | 69 | 39 |
214 | Do you think I'm washed up as a musician? | 1.4448 | 0.03902 | 290 | 189 | 73 | 28 |
215 | They're voting the piano off the island. | 1.4441 | 0.03830 | 313 | 207 | 73 | 33 |
216 | Keep practicing, it's the only way we get discovered. | 1.4428 | 0.03517 | 332 | 212 | 93 | 27 |
217 | Oh god, it's "Baby Shark" again! | 1.4424 | 0.03912 | 321 | 218 | 64 | 39 |
218 | Geez, another request for "Message in a Bottle". | 1.4408 | 0.03654 | 363 | 246 | 74 | 43 |
219 | It’s a noise complaint. | 1.4403 | 0.03841 | 293 | 191 | 75 | 27 |
220 | They all say something about Florida Keys. | 1.4402 | 0.03436 | 343 | 219 | 97 | 27 |
221 | Its instructions on how to get Bach | 1.4393 | 0.04010 | 305 | 208 | 60 | 37 |
222 | Keep it down? | 1.4385 | 0.03844 | 317 | 213 | 69 | 35 |
223 | I know this is Australia, but your holding the music upside down. | 1.4381 | 0.03987 | 299 | 202 | 63 | 34 |
224 | You'd think at least one of these would be for piano. | 1.4363 | 0.03791 | 314 | 209 | 73 | 32 |
225 | I'm lost at middle sea. | 1.4362 | 0.04107 | 298 | 206 | 54 | 38 |
226 | Ominously, this one says it's a limited engagement. | 1.4349 | 0.03561 | 292 | 183 | 91 | 18 |
227 | This one says, “Please, please get that thing tuned or shut the heck up!” Actually, I think I might have sent that one. | 1.4343 | 0.04158 | 274 | 186 | 57 | 31 |
228 | “Someone requested you to play, A Bridge Over Troubled Waters.” | 1.4340 | 0.04160 | 265 | 178 | 59 | 28 |
229 | The people stranded two islands down say they're trying to sleep. | 1.4337 | 0.03915 | 309 | 210 | 64 | 35 |
230 | Finally—one that includes lyrics. | 1.4332 | 0.03649 | 337 | 225 | 78 | 34 |
231 | The piano tuner says they can come but they need our address. | 1.4329 | 0.03730 | 298 | 194 | 79 | 25 |
232 | Use the legs as oars. | 1.4326 | 0.03719 | 319 | 212 | 76 | 31 |
233 | Wouldn't you know it. Pages 8-9 are missing. | 1.4322 | 0.03831 | 273 | 176 | 76 | 21 |
234 | Another one by The Beach Boys. | 1.4316 | 0.03752 | 285 | 184 | 79 | 22 |
235 | The requests keep coming in waves | 1.4307 | 0.03958 | 274 | 181 | 68 | 25 |
236 | It says we can get $50 off fresh grocery delivery. | 1.4303 | 0.04101 | 251 | 165 | 64 | 22 |
237 | Sting is really taking this message in a bottle thing seriously. | 1.4301 | 0.04012 | 272 | 181 | 65 | 26 |
238 | They'll rescue us if we stop doing "Islands in the Stream" for all our encores. | 1.4295 | 0.03877 | 298 | 200 | 68 | 30 |
239 | He still thinks the second movement is too long and he still doesn't have a boat. | 1.4291 | 0.03994 | 289 | 196 | 62 | 31 |
240 | This one's from the piano tuner. Says he'll be here in 2029. | 1.4286 | 0.03970 | 252 | 163 | 70 | 19 |
241 | 'It's asking if we can do a gig on New Year's Eve, 2010." | 1.4280 | 0.04143 | 257 | 172 | 60 | 25 |
242 | Apparently our neighbors are getting tired of the theme from 'Gilligan's Island.' | 1.4272 | 0.03923 | 302 | 206 | 63 | 33 |
243 | This is the overture we’ve been waiting for. | 1.4262 | 0.03838 | 305 | 206 | 68 | 31 |
244 | Can NO ONE keep time in a bottle?!” | 1.4246 | 0.04093 | 285 | 197 | 55 | 33 |
245 | Still nothing but high C's. | 1.4242 | 0.04166 | 264 | 180 | 56 | 28 |
246 | It took some effort,but I've scheduled the tuner for Friday. | 1.4241 | 0.04103 | 257 | 172 | 61 | 24 |
247 | The good news is you have been nominated for a Grammy. | 1.4240 | 0.04029 | 250 | 164 | 66 | 20 |
248 | Too bad we can't read music. | 1.4221 | 0.04138 | 244 | 162 | 61 | 21 |
249 | The piano tuner will be here Monday at 11 A.M. | 1.4216 | 0.04015 | 268 | 180 | 63 | 25 |
250 | It's a request for "Always Look On The Bright Side of Life" | 1.4211 | 0.04252 | 228 | 151 | 58 | 19 |
251 | The dolphins requested South Pacific again... | 1.4209 | 0.03944 | 278 | 187 | 65 | 26 |
252 | Our free lessons are over, but we can unsubscribe at any time. | 1.4209 | 0.03844 | 278 | 184 | 71 | 23 |
253 | It's an instruction manual on cannibalism. Do you want to read it or should I? | 1.4206 | 0.04640 | 214 | 147 | 44 | 23 |
254 | It says this is their last offer to rescue us - but only after we extend the warranty on our piano. | 1.4205 | 0.04022 | 264 | 177 | 63 | 24 |
255 | It’s the bill from the piano movers. | 1.4202 | 0.03871 | 307 | 211 | 63 | 33 |
256 | It's another complaint from the people in the tree. | 1.4200 | 0.04221 | 250 | 170 | 55 | 25 |
257 | It’s “Rescue Me”. Play it loud”. | 1.4197 | 0.04084 | 274 | 188 | 57 | 29 |
258 | This guy Schubert can never finish what he sends us. | 1.4191 | 0.04335 | 241 | 165 | 51 | 25 |
259 | This is from the island next door. They're complaining that the music is too loud. | 1.4187 | 0.03865 | 289 | 195 | 67 | 27 |
260 | It's another request from a shark for "Mack the Knife." | 1.4177 | 0.04419 | 249 | 175 | 44 | 30 |
261 | This one wants to know if you can play 'Message in a Bottle'. | 1.4161 | 0.03986 | 286 | 197 | 59 | 30 |
262 | Damn! The revised program now has you playing Mozart 448 . . . Sonata for Two Pianos!! | 1.4156 | 0.04226 | 243 | 165 | 55 | 23 |
263 | Finally, sheet music for a piano duet! | 1.4156 | 0.04103 | 243 | 162 | 61 | 20 |
264 | Not one of these is in my key! | 1.4153 | 0.04203 | 248 | 169 | 55 | 24 |
265 | Concerto No.1 in A Minor, Saint-Saens. Cello ordered arriving in separate shipment. Some delays may occur due to supply issues. | 1.4153 | 0.04357 | 236 | 162 | 50 | 24 |
266 | I heard you from my boat; your piano needs tuning. | 1.4149 | 0.04042 | 241 | 159 | 64 | 18 |
267 | Nope, this one's for violin too. | 1.4148 | 0.04367 | 229 | 156 | 51 | 22 |
268 | Nope - this one's for bagpipes too. | 1.4147 | 0.04121 | 258 | 176 | 57 | 25 |
269 | These look like requests from that cruise ship that just sailed by. | 1.4142 | 0.03974 | 268 | 181 | 63 | 24 |
270 | Another piano concerto, nothing for grass whistle. | 1.4141 | 0.04526 | 227 | 158 | 44 | 25 |
271 | Finally! Here's one with bottled up emotions! | 1.4140 | 0.04377 | 215 | 144 | 53 | 18 |
272 | These people keep thinking you are called “Elise” | 1.4132 | 0.04029 | 242 | 160 | 64 | 18 |
273 | The Jenkins are not going to be able to make it Saturday night. | 1.4129 | 0.03833 | 264 | 174 | 71 | 19 |
274 | The neighbors are complaining again... | 1.4126 | 0.03826 | 286 | 193 | 68 | 25 |
275 | Dear Sir, we have exciting news! From now on, we are going paperless and you can access all from your phone | 1.4120 | 0.04224 | 233 | 157 | 56 | 20 |
276 | We can still hear you. | 1.4118 | 0.04161 | 238 | 160 | 58 | 20 |
277 | Trouble on the High C’s | 1.4115 | 0.04273 | 260 | 183 | 47 | 30 |
278 | This one went to the wrong address. | 1.4115 | 0.04100 | 243 | 163 | 60 | 20 |
279 | Amazon says it'll be another week before the drone delivers the tip jar. | 1.4111 | 0.03718 | 287 | 191 | 74 | 22 |
280 | Well, Dang! It says here all these songs are copyrighted and may not be used without permission. | 1.4109 | 0.04131 | 275 | 193 | 51 | 31 |
281 | Dang, it's copyrighted. You can't play this one either. | 1.4102 | 0.04357 | 256 | 182 | 43 | 31 |
282 | It is a cease and desist letter from Sting. | 1.4098 | 0.04404 | 244 | 172 | 44 | 28 |
283 | We definitely built this wrong. | 1.4098 | 0.04168 | 244 | 166 | 56 | 22 |
284 | Another rejection. If you could write a song with a hook at least we could fish. | 1.4089 | 0.04373 | 225 | 154 | 50 | 21 |
285 | If you play it, they will come. | 1.4084 | 0.04106 | 262 | 181 | 55 | 26 |
286 | Darn, this is written for tuba! | 1.4082 | 0.04073 | 245 | 165 | 60 | 20 |
287 | The requests keep rolling in | 1.4078 | 0.04151 | 255 | 176 | 54 | 25 |
288 | It says a replacement will arrive in seven to ten business years. | 1.4071 | 0.04098 | 253 | 173 | 57 | 23 |
289 | Try Key Largo. | 1.4069 | 0.04087 | 290 | 207 | 48 | 35 |
290 | Not another trio... | 1.4065 | 0.04259 | 246 | 171 | 50 | 25 |
291 | It’s another noise complaint from the H.O.A. | 1.4064 | 0.04347 | 251 | 178 | 44 | 29 |
292 | The piano tuner will be here next Thursday. | 1.4062 | 0.03909 | 256 | 171 | 66 | 19 |
293 | This one is a request for the entire soundtrack from South Pacific. | 1.4057 | 0.03802 | 281 | 190 | 68 | 23 |
294 | More junk mail | 1.4047 | 0.04050 | 257 | 176 | 58 | 23 |
295 | It says, "Please try to keep it down." | 1.4044 | 0.04126 | 272 | 192 | 50 | 30 |
296 | They said to keep it down. | 1.4043 | 0.04166 | 230 | 155 | 57 | 18 |
297 | Looks like the mask mandate is being lifted. | 1.4042 | 0.04129 | 240 | 163 | 57 | 20 |
298 | The lag time for these remote lessons is unbelievable. | 1.4034 | 0.04082 | 233 | 156 | 60 | 17 |
299 | Another complaint about every song being in the key of Sea. | 1.4034 | 0.03978 | 238 | 158 | 64 | 16 |
300 | This one says, "Why don't you see if the darn thing floats." | 1.4029 | 0.04553 | 206 | 142 | 45 | 19 |
301 | Good news; Schubert did finish his symphony. | 1.4025 | 0.04428 | 236 | 167 | 43 | 26 |
302 | Oh, here’s one: Piano for Left Hand by Saint-Saens, Sans Audience | 1.4024 | 0.04056 | 246 | 167 | 59 | 20 |
303 | Play louder!!! | 1.4018 | 0.04405 | 219 | 151 | 48 | 20 |
304 | It's another song from the Yellow Submarine. | 1.4017 | 0.04414 | 234 | 165 | 44 | 25 |
305 | Always in the wrong Key. | 1.4015 | 0.03918 | 269 | 184 | 62 | 23 |
306 | Unable to deliver due to insufficient postage. | 1.4009 | 0.04030 | 217 | 142 | 63 | 12 |
307 | No rescue, but they like the music. | 1.4008 | 0.04205 | 237 | 163 | 53 | 21 |
308 | It's the same as the others- "Can you play 'Help!' by the Beatles. | 1.4008 | 0.04032 | 237 | 159 | 61 | 17 |
309 | Another request for you to stop playing! | 1.4000 | 0.04065 | 245 | 167 | 58 | 20 |
310 | Seems a passing cruise ship heard you play; it's a job offer to play in the lounge. | 1.4000 | 0.04588 | 190 | 129 | 46 | 15 |
311 | The neighbors say keep the music down. | 1.4000 | 0.04099 | 235 | 159 | 58 | 18 |
312 | It says our piano’s warranty is about to expire. | 1.4000 | 0.04100 | 265 | 186 | 52 | 27 |
313 | I hope we get this right before they rescue us. | 1.3993 | 0.03531 | 288 | 190 | 81 | 17 |
314 | More bad news…we just lost our liquor license! | 1.3992 | 0.04088 | 243 | 166 | 57 | 20 |
315 | Just another congratulatory note for our courage to pull our music off Spotify. | 1.3992 | 0.04170 | 243 | 168 | 53 | 22 |
316 | This one's a request for Happy Birthday going out to Amelia. | 1.3992 | 0.04357 | 238 | 168 | 45 | 25 |
317 | Dear Customer, beginning next month your subscription will become digital only! | 1.3991 | 0.04616 | 223 | 160 | 37 | 26 |
318 | Your mother says I told you so. | 1.3991 | 0.04604 | 218 | 155 | 39 | 24 |
319 | So much for the Florida keys. | 1.3991 | 0.04589 | 213 | 150 | 41 | 22 |
320 | Oh no, it's from the fat lady! | 1.3990 | 0.04598 | 203 | 141 | 43 | 19 |
321 | This one wants to know if we will play Ruby Tuesday | 1.3984 | 0.04133 | 246 | 170 | 54 | 22 |
322 | The IRS is once again demanding that tips be recorded as taxable income. | 1.3983 | 0.04041 | 236 | 159 | 60 | 17 |
323 | "Very interested in your submission. Please feel free to contact us for an appointment should you find yourself in New York." | 1.3983 | 0.04085 | 236 | 160 | 58 | 18 |
324 | Here’s a good one: ‘How to Turn Your Steinway into a Life Raft, in C sharp.’ | 1.3968 | 0.04840 | 189 | 133 | 37 | 19 |
325 | I am so tired of these messages from people stranded on Mara Lago. | 1.3964 | 0.04357 | 222 | 154 | 48 | 20 |
326 | ...and I think it's gonna be a long long time... | 1.3963 | 0.04428 | 217 | 151 | 46 | 20 |
327 | It looks like each member of the orchestra is stuck on a separate island. | 1.3962 | 0.04503 | 212 | 148 | 44 | 20 |
328 | Apparently we need to go back to the office soon | 1.3962 | 0.04225 | 260 | 186 | 45 | 29 |
329 | Finally! Bear Grylls’ instructions on how to make a raft out of a grand piano! | 1.3958 | 0.04204 | 240 | 167 | 51 | 22 |
330 | Oh, great ... Another threatening letter from ASCAP about copyright infringement. | 1.3956 | 0.04724 | 182 | 125 | 42 | 15 |
331 | This one says to put the lime in the coconut and mix it all up. | 1.3949 | 0.04784 | 195 | 138 | 37 | 20 |
332 | It says this is the last piano bar from here to Key West. | 1.3946 | 0.04069 | 261 | 183 | 53 | 25 |
333 | It's another takeout menu. | 1.3938 | 0.04111 | 226 | 153 | 57 | 16 |
334 | They keep writing to compose music that transports us. | 1.3935 | 0.04292 | 216 | 148 | 51 | 17 |
335 | Everyone’s a critic. | 1.3930 | 0.04460 | 201 | 138 | 47 | 16 |
336 | we might be in major treble | 1.3930 | 0.04624 | 201 | 141 | 41 | 19 |
337 | How could they know our piano is soon going off warranty? | 1.3929 | 0.04184 | 224 | 153 | 54 | 17 |
338 | There are too many notes here... | 1.3925 | 0.04419 | 214 | 149 | 46 | 19 |
339 | Another request for the theme from Castaway. | 1.3925 | 0.04164 | 214 | 144 | 56 | 14 |
340 | This one's complaining about the acoustics! | 1.3923 | 0.04176 | 209 | 140 | 56 | 13 |
341 | Congratulations! Your song is amazing. When can we meet? | 1.3917 | 0.04031 | 240 | 164 | 58 | 18 |
342 | ‘Play fortissimo, otherwise we can’t hear you from the Lido Deck.’ | 1.3913 | 0.04627 | 207 | 147 | 39 | 21 |
343 | Amazon wants to know how we like the piano. | 1.3909 | 0.04203 | 243 | 171 | 49 | 23 |
344 | Geesh! Another request for "Beyond the Sea" | 1.3904 | 0.04176 | 228 | 157 | 53 | 18 |
345 | Just more horizontal lines. | 1.3889 | 0.04531 | 216 | 154 | 40 | 22 |
346 | It’s another copy of My Heart Will Go On from “Titanic” | 1.3886 | 0.04161 | 229 | 158 | 53 | 18 |
347 | It's just another message for Elise. | 1.3874 | 0.04530 | 222 | 160 | 38 | 24 |
348 | I'll stop reading aloud when you stop playing the piano! | 1.3873 | 0.04239 | 204 | 138 | 53 | 13 |
349 | They want us to keep it down. | 1.3868 | 0.04392 | 212 | 148 | 46 | 18 |
350 | It's another request to stop playing. | 1.3865 | 0.04414 | 207 | 144 | 46 | 17 |
351 | There is a reason this lyrics-in-a-bottle.com service is free. | 1.3860 | 0.04077 | 228 | 156 | 56 | 16 |
352 | We're sorry to inform you that your subscription to "Floating Bottle Notes Monthly" has been cancelled! | 1.3859 | 0.04055 | 241 | 167 | 55 | 19 |
353 | No offense but every song you compose sounds like a cry for help. | 1.3852 | 0.04224 | 244 | 174 | 46 | 24 |
354 | These are all really good offers, but nobody yet has a boat they want to trade. | 1.3846 | 0.04013 | 221 | 149 | 59 | 13 |
355 | Man, these IKEA instructions are so hard to understand. This does not look like anything like a boat. | 1.3842 | 0.04629 | 190 | 133 | 41 | 16 |
356 | I can't read this stuff either. Maybe we should've grabbed a life raft instead. | 1.3840 | 0.04144 | 237 | 166 | 51 | 20 |
357 | Still no note from the piano tuner. | 1.3827 | 0.04584 | 196 | 138 | 41 | 17 |
358 | This is what we get for not learning a second language. | 1.3824 | 0.04232 | 204 | 139 | 52 | 13 |
359 | I’ve read our reviews. They say we’re all washed up. | 1.3816 | 0.04408 | 207 | 145 | 45 | 17 |
360 | The reviews are in... and they're not great. | 1.3814 | 0.04127 | 194 | 129 | 56 | 9 |
361 | Wait! What do you mean it's unfinished? | 1.3814 | 0.04499 | 194 | 135 | 44 | 15 |
362 | It’s all John Cage. | 1.3812 | 0.04699 | 202 | 146 | 35 | 21 |
363 | I wish they'd use something other than soda bottles, I'm getting tired of all these pop songs. | 1.3807 | 0.04818 | 176 | 124 | 37 | 15 |
364 | It's another negative review. This one suggests we rescue ourselves by using the piano as a flotation device." | 1.3802 | 0.04530 | 192 | 134 | 43 | 15 |
365 | I thought you paid this bill! | 1.3801 | 0.04352 | 221 | 157 | 44 | 20 |
366 | It says play this section in the key of sea ... | 1.3795 | 0.04355 | 224 | 160 | 43 | 21 |
367 | It's the terms and conditions. They're demanding royalty payments. | 1.3793 | 0.04246 | 232 | 165 | 46 | 21 |
368 | Darn! None of them are in the key of "C." | 1.3792 | 0.03838 | 240 | 163 | 63 | 14 |
369 | Keep playing! We’re almost at the bridge! | 1.3788 | 0.04712 | 198 | 143 | 35 | 20 |
370 | It’s an overdue notice for payment on our getaway vacation | 1.3784 | 0.04519 | 185 | 128 | 44 | 13 |
371 | It's another request for the Gilligan's Island Theme Song. | 1.3779 | 0.04259 | 217 | 152 | 48 | 17 |
372 | This request is quite old. It's from a "Rick" in Casablanca. | 1.3777 | 0.04951 | 188 | 138 | 29 | 21 |
373 | I hate those do it yourself instructions, this was supposed to be a boat! | 1.3777 | 0.04716 | 188 | 134 | 37 | 17 |
374 | Duunnn dunnn… duuuunnnn duun… dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn. | 1.3777 | 0.04468 | 188 | 130 | 45 | 13 |
375 | You’re not going to believe it. Looks like another request for “Help” by the Beatles. | 1.3768 | 0.04294 | 207 | 144 | 48 | 15 |
376 | Beth, I hate to disappoint you, but this music is all written for the banjo. | 1.3763 | 0.04371 | 194 | 134 | 47 | 13 |
377 | Another request for Sweet Caroline. Yep, we’re definitely in hell. | 1.3757 | 0.04907 | 181 | 131 | 32 | 18 |
378 | Next, gently turn the tuning hammer and adjust each peg. | 1.3756 | 0.04265 | 205 | 142 | 49 | 14 |
379 | The CDC has issued new guidance for attending outdoor concerts. | 1.3750 | 0.04603 | 176 | 122 | 42 | 12 |
380 | Oh great, another score of "The Wreck of the Edumnd Fitzgerald." | 1.3750 | 0.04395 | 200 | 140 | 45 | 15 |
381 | They're all wanting to hear 'Rhapsody in Blue' as your encore. | 1.3750 | 0.04350 | 224 | 161 | 42 | 21 |
382 | I think we built the boat wrong. | 1.3750 | 0.04827 | 168 | 118 | 37 | 13 |
383 | It says, “Anything by Billy Joel.” | 1.3745 | 0.03979 | 235 | 163 | 56 | 16 |
384 | Well, who'd of guessed? Another sea shanty! | 1.3744 | 0.03971 | 219 | 149 | 58 | 12 |
385 | Five identical copies of the Macarena. There must be a cruise ship nearby. | 1.3744 | 0.04703 | 195 | 141 | 35 | 19 |
386 | They’re all arranged for quartets. | 1.3732 | 0.04038 | 209 | 142 | 56 | 11 |
387 | Hmm - it says here performance rights fees are incurred irrespective of the audience size. | 1.3731 | 0.04377 | 201 | 141 | 45 | 15 |
388 | Ok, here’s a request for Time in a Bottle | 1.3731 | 0.04544 | 201 | 144 | 39 | 18 |
389 | I really don't care that you bought this island for a song. | 1.3730 | 0.04639 | 185 | 131 | 39 | 15 |
390 | This is the wrong key. | 1.3723 | 0.04115 | 231 | 163 | 50 | 18 |
391 | Just another take out menu! | 1.3722 | 0.04663 | 180 | 127 | 39 | 14 |
392 | It wasn't until Maude and John were stranded with their "one desert island items" that they realized how incompatible they were. | 1.3721 | 0.05156 | 172 | 127 | 26 | 19 |
393 | Another one for you, Elise. | 1.3713 | 0.04302 | 202 | 141 | 47 | 14 |
394 | Rachmaninoff Sonata #2? They must think we have all the time in the world. | 1.3704 | 0.03883 | 243 | 169 | 58 | 16 |
395 | They are all the same advertisements for online piano lessons. | 1.3702 | 0.04377 | 208 | 148 | 43 | 17 |
396 | Now that I’m sober, these lyrics do seem awfully stupid. | 1.3702 | 0.04508 | 181 | 126 | 43 | 12 |
397 | Maybe I should've been more specific. Everyone just keeps sending the sheet music to Help! | 1.3699 | 0.04930 | 173 | 125 | 32 | 16 |
398 | You’d think after 6 months the Bottle of the Month Club would have sent us some decent sheet music. | 1.3694 | 0.05135 | 157 | 113 | 30 | 14 |
399 | It says "Put the lid up". | 1.3692 | 0.04237 | 214 | 151 | 47 | 16 |
400 | Finally, an invitation from Carnegie. | 1.3691 | 0.04176 | 233 | 167 | 46 | 20 |
401 | You know, you’re pretty talented for a hallucination. | 1.3690 | 0.04667 | 168 | 117 | 40 | 11 |
402 | Sting, again. | 1.3677 | 0.04016 | 223 | 155 | 54 | 14 |
403 | I sent a message saying "We need help," and now someone is sending the complete score to the Beatles' Help. | 1.3673 | 0.04676 | 196 | 143 | 34 | 19 |
404 | It says the strings will arrive in the next delivery. | 1.3667 | 0.04182 | 210 | 147 | 49 | 14 |
405 | Some jerk requests YMCA. | 1.3660 | 0.04652 | 194 | 141 | 35 | 18 |
406 | It’s a final warning about the noise. | 1.3660 | 0.04355 | 194 | 136 | 45 | 13 |
407 | It's another eviction notice - they can't stand the noise! | 1.3656 | 0.04284 | 186 | 128 | 48 | 10 |
408 | Spooky. This request is directly to you, Sam. It's from Morocco, dated 1942. | 1.3654 | 0.04423 | 208 | 150 | 40 | 18 |
409 | It’s from people in a yellow submarine again. | 1.3653 | 0.04062 | 219 | 153 | 52 | 14 |
410 | My God Susan, it’s a duet! | 1.3652 | 0.04621 | 178 | 126 | 39 | 13 |
411 | We've been trying to reach you about your paino's extended warranty. | 1.3649 | 0.04220 | 211 | 149 | 47 | 15 |
412 | Why do people keep sending us sheet music? | 1.3646 | 0.04360 | 181 | 125 | 46 | 10 |
413 | How many times I gotta tell this guy − we don't need a drummer? | 1.3645 | 0.04383 | 214 | 155 | 40 | 19 |
414 | You’ve been invited to play Carnegie Hall …tomorrow. | 1.3645 | 0.04433 | 214 | 156 | 38 | 20 |
415 | None of these is the right note. | 1.3642 | 0.04921 | 173 | 126 | 31 | 16 |
416 | OMG, we’ve found Mozart’s Lost Symphony! | 1.3641 | 0.04832 | 184 | 135 | 31 | 18 |
417 | This one's from a guy one island over. He goes by Thurston Howell and wants to know how much we want for the piano." | 1.3641 | 0.04707 | 184 | 133 | 35 | 16 |
418 | I don't know... It really has to be catchy if we're gonna get discovered. | 1.3641 | 0.04447 | 184 | 129 | 43 | 12 |
419 | It’s your parents again. | 1.3641 | 0.04337 | 195 | 137 | 45 | 13 |
420 | More sheet music for "Message in a Bottle". To whoever is doing this - it isn't funny, and Sting is over-rated! | 1.3636 | 0.04246 | 209 | 148 | 46 | 15 |
421 | It's an offer for a gig on a three Hour Tour. | 1.3636 | 0.04239 | 231 | 168 | 42 | 21 |
422 | Do you think we should? It's all copyrighted . . . | 1.3636 | 0.04527 | 187 | 133 | 40 | 14 |
423 | They're requests!!! | 1.3636 | 0.04300 | 209 | 149 | 44 | 16 |
424 | We've been signed by Island Records | 1.3632 | 0.04411 | 212 | 154 | 39 | 19 |
425 | Ohmigod! It's Beethoven's 10th! | 1.3631 | 0.04954 | 168 | 122 | 31 | 15 |
426 | OMG, it's instructions on how to turn a piano into a boat! | 1.3626 | 0.04819 | 171 | 123 | 34 | 14 |
427 | They sent me the wrong sheet music agian! | 1.3619 | 0.04175 | 210 | 148 | 48 | 14 |
428 | It says here, 'You'll enjoy your own, private island with sunshine, palm trees, live music, and privacy. Aloha!' | 1.3618 | 0.04213 | 199 | 139 | 48 | 12 |
429 | These are all no good. They're for two pianos. | 1.3614 | 0.04344 | 202 | 144 | 43 | 15 |
430 | Do you know Cry Me a River? | 1.3610 | 0.04409 | 205 | 148 | 40 | 17 |
431 | Another advertisement for piano tuning. | 1.3606 | 0.04309 | 208 | 149 | 43 | 16 |
432 | Stop playing! This one’s also under copyright. | 1.3604 | 0.04301 | 197 | 139 | 45 | 13 |
433 | Now they want you to play, "Sweet Caroline". | 1.3602 | 0.04266 | 211 | 151 | 44 | 16 |
434 | Consider this your fifth notice from your HOA that piano playing is forbidden between the hours of 10 p.m. and 10 a.m." | 1.3600 | 0.04314 | 200 | 142 | 44 | 14 |
435 | And here's another one with no return address. | 1.3600 | 0.04524 | 175 | 123 | 41 | 11 |
436 | And this is one I threw in the ocean ten years ago. | 1.3600 | 0.04451 | 175 | 122 | 43 | 10 |
437 | Finally! The Coda. | 1.3591 | 0.04690 | 181 | 131 | 35 | 15 |
438 | Showtunes! Showtunes. . . all they wanna hear is showtunes! | 1.3589 | 0.04015 | 209 | 145 | 53 | 11 |
439 | Witness Protection wants to move us again. | 1.3583 | 0.04518 | 187 | 134 | 39 | 14 |
440 | Nope, this one is for the brass section. | 1.3583 | 0.04323 | 187 | 131 | 45 | 11 |
441 | Why are the lyrics always in Italian? | 1.3580 | 0.04783 | 176 | 128 | 33 | 15 |
442 | A six-year-old in Miami hopes we have a good day. | 1.3579 | 0.04529 | 190 | 137 | 38 | 15 |
443 | Damn. Another request for "Message in a Bottle." | 1.3578 | 0.04063 | 218 | 154 | 50 | 14 |
444 | "Damn. Three part harmony." | 1.3564 | 0.04434 | 188 | 134 | 41 | 13 |
445 | “The humpbacks want more show tunes.” | 1.3560 | 0.04689 | 191 | 141 | 32 | 18 |
446 | I hate these ads for the Neptune Society. | 1.3560 | 0.04689 | 191 | 141 | 32 | 18 |
447 | This request is from Neptune. He'd like to hear John Philip Sousa's "Hands Across the Sea" march. | 1.3558 | 0.04023 | 208 | 145 | 52 | 11 |
448 | And this request is for "How Deep is the Ocean? | 1.3557 | 0.04459 | 194 | 140 | 39 | 15 |
449 | We’re getting a lot of notes. | 1.3545 | 0.04330 | 220 | 162 | 38 | 20 |
450 | Diane says she can’t make the recital. | 1.3545 | 0.04184 | 220 | 159 | 44 | 17 |
451 | It's another list of requests! | 1.3545 | 0.04219 | 189 | 132 | 47 | 10 |
452 | And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar and say, 'Man, what are you doing here?' | 1.3545 | 0.04478 | 189 | 136 | 39 | 14 |
453 | Do you ever wish we had built a boat instead? | 1.3543 | 0.04657 | 175 | 126 | 36 | 13 |
454 | You'd think the Police could do more than send out an S O S. | 1.3543 | 0.04514 | 175 | 124 | 40 | 11 |
455 | "Planned Parenthood. The ACLU. Doctors Without Borders. ProPublica. The Audubon Society. NPR. The Sierra Club. People for the American Way. Greenpeace... Why can't someone just ask for a damned song?" | 1.3539 | 0.04389 | 178 | 125 | 43 | 10 |
456 | It’s a cease and desist from Sting | 1.3539 | 0.04601 | 178 | 128 | 37 | 13 |
457 | It says our music is outside the mainstream. | 1.3538 | 0.04320 | 195 | 139 | 43 | 13 |
458 | It's another Cease and Desist Letter. | 1.3537 | 0.05358 | 147 | 109 | 24 | 14 |
459 | Six returned rejection letters made it here and not one boat? | 1.3533 | 0.04420 | 167 | 116 | 43 | 8 |
460 | Just another note from my student loan servicer that I am overdue on my payments | 1.3533 | 0.04429 | 184 | 131 | 41 | 12 |
461 | If only one of us could read music | 1.3533 | 0.04561 | 184 | 133 | 37 | 14 |
462 | They're repossessing the piano...we're saved! | 1.3529 | 0.05284 | 153 | 114 | 24 | 15 |
463 | Another one claiming supply chain problems with the F Sharp string. | 1.3525 | 0.05193 | 139 | 100 | 29 | 10 |
464 | It’s a requiem. | 1.3523 | 0.04285 | 193 | 137 | 44 | 12 |
465 | You may not see the humor in this but I must have written “request” instead of “rescue.” Do you happen to know Stormy Weather? | 1.3520 | 0.04648 | 179 | 130 | 35 | 14 |
466 | Finally, one that lends itself to lyrics. | 1.3520 | 0.04511 | 179 | 128 | 39 | 12 |
467 | I swear I ordered the sheet music for SOS not Dancing Queen! | 1.3518 | 0.04256 | 199 | 142 | 44 | 13 |
468 | Yeah, it's another "Time in a Bottle". | 1.3516 | 0.04850 | 182 | 136 | 28 | 18 |
469 | Still the same notes but now the lyrics say "94 bottles of beer on the wall.." | 1.3515 | 0.04694 | 165 | 118 | 36 | 11 |
470 | Oh great, another sea shanty. | 1.3514 | 0.04273 | 185 | 130 | 45 | 10 |
471 | As a reminder, quiet hours are between 10 pm and 7 am. | 1.3512 | 0.04787 | 168 | 122 | 33 | 13 |
472 | Damn! Another rejection letter from Julliard. | 1.3505 | 0.04267 | 194 | 138 | 44 | 12 |
473 | " If they do not receive a payment by the fifth they will be forced to take it back." | 1.3500 | 0.04693 | 180 | 132 | 33 | 15 |
474 | But ours will be the only true deserted island album. | 1.3497 | 0.04730 | 163 | 117 | 35 | 11 |
475 | It's a cease and desist letter from Desert Island Records. | 1.3495 | 0.04583 | 186 | 136 | 35 | 15 |
476 | You've lost that loving feeling | 1.3492 | 0.04341 | 189 | 135 | 42 | 12 |
477 | I think we have a major problem. | 1.3491 | 0.04763 | 169 | 123 | 33 | 13 |
478 | it needs something...if only the horn section had made it to the lifeboat... | 1.3490 | 0.04660 | 192 | 143 | 31 | 18 |
479 | The piano tuner says he can’t come this month. | 1.3488 | 0.04557 | 172 | 123 | 38 | 11 |
480 | Can you play “Rhapsody in Blue”. | 1.3485 | 0.04325 | 198 | 143 | 41 | 14 |
481 | We’ve been asked to keep the noise down. | 1.3483 | 0.04521 | 178 | 128 | 38 | 12 |
482 | You'll like this one. It's a sea shanty. | 1.3478 | 0.04429 | 161 | 112 | 42 | 7 |
483 | We’ve been trying to reach you about your piano’s warranty. | 1.3476 | 0.04705 | 164 | 118 | 35 | 11 |
484 | How can all of these be Baby Shark? | 1.3473 | 0.04568 | 167 | 119 | 38 | 10 |
485 | It Says " Sixth verse, same as the first". | 1.3473 | 0.04489 | 167 | 118 | 40 | 9 |
486 | This one is from Royal Albert Hall. I say we skip and wait for Carnegie. | 1.3472 | 0.04212 | 193 | 137 | 45 | 11 |
487 | They say you should stop 'playing like nobody is listening.'" | 1.3468 | 0.04681 | 173 | 126 | 34 | 13 |
488 | Manilow... AGAIN! | 1.3464 | 0.04569 | 179 | 130 | 36 | 13 |
489 | Get your pearls. You are invited to play at Carnegie Hall! | 1.3459 | 0.04465 | 185 | 134 | 38 | 13 |
490 | The critics say "she really catches the loneliness and despair of the restless urban lifestyle". | 1.3459 | 0.04783 | 185 | 139 | 28 | 18 |
491 | I don’t think the bridge will be long enough. | 1.3459 | 0.04635 | 159 | 113 | 37 | 9 |
492 | Just our luck ... they are all for trombone and flute. | 1.3455 | 0.04521 | 165 | 117 | 39 | 9 |
493 | I'm sick of this; I have requests of my own. | 1.3448 | 0.04068 | 203 | 144 | 48 | 11 |
494 | She likes the price but asks if we can deliver. | 1.3446 | 0.04740 | 177 | 131 | 31 | 15 |
495 | Sting is still not happy with the bass line rhythm and chords | 1.3443 | 0.04496 | 183 | 133 | 37 | 13 |
496 | If we get one more Bach Cantata so help me I’m going to shove the piano into a bottle. | 1.3442 | 0.04994 | 154 | 113 | 29 | 12 |
497 | Nope, not for you. It's another one for Elise. | 1.3439 | 0.04583 | 189 | 140 | 33 | 16 |
498 | Yet another piece in sea minor. | 1.3431 | 0.04339 | 204 | 150 | 38 | 16 |
499 | Well, we're not going to be rescued until you learn 'Help!'. | 1.3430 | 0.04692 | 172 | 126 | 33 | 13 |
500 | No, babe, I got this. Trust me. | 1.3429 | 0.04492 | 175 | 126 | 38 | 11 |
501 | We've been trying to reach you about your extended warranty | 1.3425 | 0.04790 | 181 | 136 | 28 | 17 |
502 | Sorry, still no luck... this is the trombone part. | 1.3425 | 0.04389 | 181 | 130 | 40 | 11 |
503 | Sure they mean well, but they send us the same damn song every year. | 1.3419 | 0.04617 | 155 | 110 | 37 | 8 |
504 | They're all in the key of SEA! | 1.3416 | 0.04253 | 202 | 147 | 41 | 14 |
505 | The Times' critic panned us, too. | 1.3413 | 0.04788 | 167 | 123 | 31 | 13 |
506 | It's a royalty dunning notice. | 1.3413 | 0.04712 | 167 | 122 | 33 | 12 |
507 | Tuning Pianos - Step One... | 1.3412 | 0.04071 | 211 | 152 | 46 | 13 |
508 | The lyrics are instructions on how to build a boat out of a piano. | 1.3412 | 0.04501 | 170 | 122 | 38 | 10 |
509 | It's just another offer to extend our piano's warranty. | 1.3412 | 0.04344 | 170 | 120 | 42 | 8 |
510 | Washed-up musician, seeking salvation in the Bottle | 1.3410 | 0.04597 | 173 | 126 | 35 | 12 |
511 | I'm starting to understand the scale of our predicament. | 1.3409 | 0.04091 | 176 | 122 | 48 | 6 |
512 | Music, he can read. But maps… | 1.3408 | 0.04694 | 179 | 133 | 31 | 15 |
513 | They want the piano back | 1.3406 | 0.05091 | 138 | 100 | 29 | 9 |
514 | They like it but think it is a little derivative. | 1.3405 | 0.04520 | 185 | 136 | 35 | 14 |
515 | Damn you, Sting! It's just another copy of the lyrics to 'Message in a Bottle." | 1.3404 | 0.04717 | 188 | 142 | 28 | 18 |
516 | Belive it or not, it's the music for "Time in a Bottle". | 1.3402 | 0.04551 | 194 | 145 | 32 | 17 |
517 | It's a siren song....should we risk it? | 1.3401 | 0.04679 | 147 | 104 | 36 | 7 |
518 | Instead of assistance we keep getting requests. | 1.3400 | 0.04714 | 150 | 107 | 35 | 8 |
519 | It's nothing much, really. Just another score to settle | 1.3400 | 0.04900 | 150 | 109 | 31 | 10 |
520 | ANOTHER VIOLIN SONATA ? | 1.3397 | 0.04592 | 156 | 111 | 37 | 8 |
521 | And yet another request for “La Mer”. | 1.3394 | 0.04669 | 165 | 120 | 34 | 11 |
522 | Damn! The rest of the orchestra can't make it! | 1.3394 | 0.04255 | 165 | 115 | 44 | 6 |
523 | What kind of sadist would send us the theme song to 'Gilligan's Island? | 1.3391 | 0.04787 | 174 | 130 | 29 | 15 |
524 | Of all things, why was a piano your third pick? | 1.3390 | 0.04449 | 177 | 128 | 38 | 11 |
525 | This one says you lack passion in your interpretation of Mozart. | 1.3388 | 0.04418 | 183 | 133 | 38 | 12 |
526 | Our luck is running out... This is a sonata for piano AND violin | 1.3387 | 0.04627 | 186 | 139 | 31 | 16 |
527 | Nope, sorry dear, it’s another Pachelbel’s Canon. | 1.3386 | 0.04512 | 189 | 140 | 34 | 15 |
528 | It's the latest world news. We're lucky to be here. | 1.3386 | 0.05150 | 127 | 91 | 29 | 7 |
529 | The neighbors keep insisting: ‘would you PLEASE stop playing the Jaws theme when we are out swimming?!’ | 1.3377 | 0.04980 | 154 | 114 | 28 | 12 |
530 | This last request is for the Gilligan’s Island theme song. | 1.3374 | 0.04541 | 163 | 117 | 37 | 9 |
531 | Another cruise line seeking undiscovered talent. | 1.3371 | 0.04553 | 175 | 128 | 35 | 12 |
532 | It's another song request. This time for Blondie's 'The Tide Is High'" | 1.3367 | 0.04569 | 196 | 148 | 30 | 18 |
533 | I wish we hadn't eaten Henry, I can't whistle flute and piccolo at the same time. | 1.3367 | 0.04211 | 196 | 142 | 42 | 12 |
534 | This one’s just a menu. | 1.3355 | 0.04568 | 152 | 108 | 37 | 7 |
535 | It's another offer for an extended warranty on the piano. | 1.3355 | 0.05119 | 155 | 117 | 24 | 14 |
536 | Again...only the horn section | 1.3354 | 0.04837 | 164 | 122 | 29 | 13 |
537 | Damn. Pachelbel again. | 1.3353 | 0.04776 | 167 | 124 | 30 | 13 |
538 | This one is called "Ode to Wilson." | 1.3352 | 0.04262 | 179 | 128 | 42 | 9 |
539 | Again, it starts with a high C. | 1.3333 | 0.04290 | 177 | 127 | 41 | 9 |
540 | Homesick Blues? Now they’re just messing with us. | 1.3333 | 0.04543 | 171 | 125 | 35 | 11 |
541 | oh no another request for Stranger On The Shore | 1.3333 | 0.04465 | 162 | 116 | 38 | 8 |
542 | Your one thing was a piano?! | 1.3333 | 0.04437 | 177 | 129 | 37 | 11 |
543 | It says the piano can be used as a flotation device, as long as you know how to play Row Row your Boat. | 1.3333 | 0.04718 | 177 | 133 | 29 | 15 |
544 | Evidently we’re smack dab in the middle of an instrumental current. | 1.3333 | 0.05079 | 153 | 115 | 25 | 13 |
545 | And this one is for flute. I must've used the piano part to start the fire. | 1.3333 | 0.04578 | 156 | 112 | 36 | 8 |
546 | Ah, finally! Some Rachmaninoff' | 1.3333 | 0.04364 | 177 | 128 | 39 | 10 |
547 | It says “louder please.” | 1.3333 | 0.04403 | 150 | 105 | 40 | 5 |
548 | Another damn sonata! Where are the cantatas? | 1.3333 | 0.04698 | 150 | 108 | 34 | 8 |
549 | We can toss this one. Seems to be only the last movement of Schubert's 8th Symphony but there's no score for piano. | 1.3333 | 0.04594 | 180 | 134 | 32 | 14 |
550 | Nope, none of this is piano music. Guess you'll just have to fake it. | 1.3333 | 0.04437 | 177 | 129 | 37 | 11 |
551 | Oh no! We need to be quarantined! | 1.3333 | 0.05079 | 153 | 115 | 25 | 13 |
552 | Relax. I don’t think we have to worry about copyright infringement out here. | 1.3333 | 0.04777 | 159 | 117 | 31 | 11 |
553 | Play it with more despair. | 1.3333 | 0.05121 | 144 | 107 | 26 | 11 |
554 | Okay,here's a tune you know. | 1.3333 | 0.04792 | 141 | 101 | 33 | 7 |
555 | It’s just another score for “Don’t Stop Believin.’” | 1.3333 | 0.04928 | 144 | 105 | 30 | 9 |
556 | Gosh darn it, another solo flute piece. | 1.3316 | 0.04338 | 187 | 137 | 38 | 12 |
557 | You gotta be kidding me! It's the sheet music to "Don't worry, be happy". | 1.3315 | 0.04453 | 184 | 136 | 35 | 13 |
558 | Next week on America’s Amazing Got Survivor Talent Song Contest | 1.3314 | 0.04612 | 175 | 130 | 32 | 13 |
559 | Ode to Joy? Strange ... | 1.3314 | 0.04241 | 175 | 125 | 42 | 8 |
560 | Are you kidding me? Guess what piece of music by Claude Debussy my ex-wife sent! | 1.3314 | 0.04874 | 169 | 128 | 26 | 15 |
561 | And I thought I'd never get tired of hearing this song. | 1.3313 | 0.04527 | 163 | 118 | 36 | 9 |
562 | This one goes out to all the ladies who have loved and lost a man at sea | 1.3313 | 0.04752 | 160 | 118 | 31 | 11 |
563 | They’re all encouraging you to go solo. | 1.3313 | 0.04583 | 160 | 116 | 35 | 9 |
564 | Oh great, more sheet music for "Come Sail Away." | 1.3312 | 0.04642 | 157 | 114 | 34 | 9 |
565 | Another one that says we play too loud after 10pm! | 1.3312 | 0.04463 | 157 | 112 | 38 | 7 |
566 | Would you believe it’s an ad for piano movers? | 1.3312 | 0.05134 | 154 | 117 | 23 | 14 |
567 | Dammit, this one’s piano accompaniment for Soprano, too! | 1.3311 | 0.04925 | 148 | 109 | 29 | 10 |
568 | Hmm. So it’s NOT ‘Hold me closer, Tony Danza!’ | 1.3309 | 0.05119 | 136 | 100 | 27 | 9 |
569 | Try turning it upside down like we did with the map. | 1.3307 | 0.05483 | 127 | 95 | 22 | 10 |
570 | It's another one for the cello. | 1.3299 | 0.04244 | 197 | 145 | 39 | 13 |
571 | Oh, no, not another "As Time Goes By"! | 1.3298 | 0.04207 | 191 | 139 | 41 | 11 |
572 | It's from the IRS. We're being audited. | 1.3295 | 0.04717 | 173 | 130 | 29 | 14 |
573 | Nope. This one is for the viola section. | 1.3291 | 0.04529 | 158 | 114 | 36 | 8 |
574 | ...and the requests just keep coming! | 1.3291 | 0.04617 | 158 | 115 | 34 | 9 |
575 | Wants to know if we need a trumpet player. | 1.3290 | 0.04853 | 155 | 115 | 29 | 11 |
576 | The concertmaster writes: "Improvise a cadenza until we arrive." | 1.3289 | 0.04897 | 149 | 110 | 29 | 10 |
577 | If we can't pay for his songs he wants his bottles back. | 1.3288 | 0.05061 | 146 | 109 | 26 | 11 |
578 | Unbelievable. They’re all requests. | 1.3287 | 0.04839 | 143 | 104 | 31 | 8 |
579 | Damn. This is Debussy's "La Mer." | 1.3287 | 0.05039 | 143 | 106 | 27 | 10 |
580 | These are all in the wrong key! | 1.3282 | 0.05247 | 131 | 97 | 25 | 9 |
581 | It says, "play louder." | 1.3279 | 0.04112 | 183 | 131 | 44 | 8 |
582 | That damn Schubert! Where's the last page? | 1.3276 | 0.04694 | 174 | 131 | 29 | 14 |
583 | Apparently, I’m not the only one who hates your piano playing | 1.3275 | 0.04454 | 171 | 125 | 36 | 10 |
584 | ' It's another copy of 'Freebird' | 1.3272 | 0.04536 | 162 | 118 | 35 | 9 |
585 | Apparently 'The Beach Boys' is already taken | 1.3270 | 0.04505 | 159 | 115 | 36 | 8 |
586 | We could really use a bridge right here | 1.3267 | 0.04960 | 150 | 112 | 27 | 11 |
587 | They want to know if you can play “Stardust.” | 1.3265 | 0.04063 | 196 | 142 | 44 | 10 |
588 | This sheet is addressed to you, Elise. Somebody knows we're here! | 1.3264 | 0.04389 | 144 | 101 | 39 | 4 |
589 | It's time we faced the music. | 1.3264 | 0.05009 | 144 | 107 | 27 | 10 |
590 | The neighbors are asking you to play something else for a change. | 1.3263 | 0.04147 | 190 | 138 | 42 | 10 |
591 | Finally - a piece for four hands!! | 1.3262 | 0.05278 | 141 | 107 | 22 | 12 |
592 | It’s Lucy Van Pelt. She’s asking if I don’t regret choosing you over her. | 1.3260 | 0.04561 | 181 | 136 | 31 | 14 |
593 | These are all oldies. | 1.3259 | 0.05239 | 135 | 101 | 24 | 10 |
594 | If I could save time in a bottle it would be better than this. | 1.3258 | 0.04404 | 178 | 131 | 36 | 11 |
595 | It's more sheet music for bagpipes... | 1.3256 | 0.04354 | 172 | 125 | 38 | 9 |
596 | It's page 6 -- what happened to page 5! | 1.3254 | 0.04639 | 169 | 126 | 31 | 12 |
597 | Your submission does not meet our publication needs at this time. | 1.3252 | 0.04836 | 163 | 123 | 27 | 13 |
598 | Another courtesy message about our piano warranty! | 1.3252 | 0.04428 | 163 | 118 | 37 | 8 |
599 | It looks like suffering doesn't necessarily lead to great art. | 1.3250 | 0.05314 | 120 | 88 | 25 | 7 |
600 | The closest islanders still think your Mozart needs more Allegro. | 1.3247 | 0.04279 | 194 | 144 | 37 | 13 |
601 | This is kind of catchy. Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo,doo, do | 1.3246 | 0.04450 | 191 | 144 | 32 | 15 |
602 | We’re not leaving till we get it right!! | 1.3243 | 0.04909 | 148 | 110 | 28 | 10 |
603 | Will they understand this is a real S.O.S and not just a piano cover of "Message in a Bottle?" | 1.3243 | 0.05002 | 148 | 111 | 26 | 11 |
604 | Hum a sand bar. | 1.3243 | 0.04718 | 148 | 108 | 32 | 8 |
605 | They like the song but said the lyrics about loneliness sounded contrived. | 1.3243 | 0.05002 | 148 | 111 | 26 | 11 |
606 | It's our nrighbors again. They want us to keep it down. | 1.3240 | 0.04237 | 179 | 130 | 40 | 9 |
607 | And this cruise ship wants you to play 'Ragtime.' | 1.3239 | 0.04130 | 176 | 126 | 43 | 7 |
608 | Well, it says here we have to shelter in place again. | 1.3235 | 0.05101 | 136 | 101 | 26 | 9 |
609 | Wait! Does this say Caruso or Crusoe? | 1.3235 | 0.04540 | 170 | 126 | 33 | 11 |
610 | It says "Your middle C is flat." | 1.3234 | 0.04673 | 167 | 125 | 30 | 12 |
611 | another request for "Rescue Me" | 1.3234 | 0.04673 | 167 | 125 | 30 | 12 |
612 | Just another noise complaint from the neighbors. | 1.3234 | 0.04673 | 167 | 125 | 30 | 12 |
613 | …A three hour tour, A three hour tour. | 1.3231 | 0.04004 | 195 | 141 | 45 | 9 |
614 | They're all saying the same thing. "You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish. Some people are so original. | 1.3231 | 0.05147 | 130 | 96 | 26 | 8 |
615 | Final notice from rent to own. | 1.3230 | 0.04712 | 161 | 120 | 30 | 11 |
616 | Another one with no bridge! | 1.3230 | 0.04545 | 161 | 118 | 34 | 9 |
617 | did you bring your glasses? | 1.3228 | 0.04689 | 158 | 117 | 31 | 10 |
618 | This one is from the next island over. “Please stop playing Heart and Soul.” | 1.3226 | 0.04334 | 186 | 138 | 36 | 12 |
619 | Wanted: used grand piano-- name your price. Will pick up anywhere. Just give us a call. | 1.3226 | 0.04571 | 155 | 113 | 34 | 8 |
620 | The piano tuner is running behind schedule . | 1.3226 | 0.04662 | 155 | 114 | 32 | 9 |
621 | I can't find the second movement. | 1.3219 | 0.04950 | 146 | 109 | 27 | 10 |
622 | This might just be the wine talking, but how ‘bout we add a tip jar? | 1.3218 | 0.04235 | 174 | 126 | 40 | 8 |
623 | Dang, another tune that's still under copyright. | 1.3214 | 0.04413 | 168 | 123 | 36 | 9 |
624 | Nope. Another bottle, another verse and refrain. But still no bridge. | 1.3214 | 0.04649 | 168 | 126 | 30 | 12 |
625 | Just what we need - another clarinet concerto | 1.3212 | 0.04383 | 165 | 120 | 37 | 8 |
626 | They all say "practice, practice, practice". | 1.3211 | 0.04136 | 190 | 139 | 41 | 10 |
627 | These are all written in sea minor | 1.3210 | 0.04605 | 162 | 120 | 32 | 10 |
628 | I prefer this one from Thelonious Monk. | 1.3210 | 0.04521 | 162 | 119 | 34 | 9 |
629 | The inspiration is coming in waves. | 1.3208 | 0.04831 | 159 | 120 | 27 | 12 |
630 | Let's make this the best off-off-off Broadway show yet. | 1.3205 | 0.04897 | 156 | 118 | 26 | 12 |
631 | Some fool keeps sending oboe parts! | 1.3205 | 0.04636 | 156 | 115 | 32 | 9 |
632 | Another one from Sting!" "Would it kill him to send something other than the sheet music for 'Message in a Bottle?!' | 1.3203 | 0.04605 | 153 | 112 | 33 | 8 |
633 | They want you to play Chopin. | 1.3202 | 0.04318 | 178 | 131 | 37 | 10 |
634 | Another rejection letter for our demo. I’m starting to think we’ll never get discovered. | 1.3200 | 0.05029 | 125 | 91 | 28 | 6 |
635 | This one is from a guy who calls himself 'Sting' | 1.3198 | 0.04494 | 172 | 128 | 33 | 11 |
636 | It must be Beethoven’s Fifth~ it’s the last bottle. | 1.3198 | 0.04788 | 172 | 132 | 25 | 15 |
637 | More sheet music for “It’s a Small World After All.” | 1.3198 | 0.04569 | 172 | 129 | 31 | 12 |
638 | The piano tuner still needs a better address. | 1.3195 | 0.04549 | 169 | 126 | 32 | 11 |
639 | “This one’s from your mother. She wants to know are you practicing at least half an hour a day?” | 1.3194 | 0.04691 | 144 | 105 | 32 | 7 |
640 | The genie wants to know if we're enjoying more time for hobbies. | 1.3194 | 0.05088 | 144 | 109 | 24 | 11 |
641 | The piano tuner says he'll be here on Friday. | 1.3193 | 0.04605 | 166 | 124 | 31 | 11 |
642 | OK, here’s one I think you’ll know. | 1.3191 | 0.04755 | 141 | 103 | 31 | 7 |
643 | I'm tired of "Message in a Bottle." | 1.3191 | 0.04648 | 141 | 102 | 33 | 6 |
644 | It's a cease-and-desist letter from Sting's lawyer. | 1.3190 | 0.04581 | 163 | 121 | 32 | 10 |
645 | They keep asking what key we are in. | 1.3190 | 0.04326 | 163 | 118 | 38 | 7 |
646 | Oddly, it seems all of them are requests to hear "Send in the Clowns" again. | 1.3190 | 0.04581 | 163 | 121 | 32 | 10 |
647 | It's a cease and desist from Sting. It says he owns the rights to all messages in bottles. | 1.3190 | 0.04581 | 163 | 121 | 32 | 10 |
648 | This ones a request for “Rescue Me.” | 1.3189 | 0.04205 | 185 | 136 | 39 | 10 |
649 | What are the odds that none would be an early intermediate duet? | 1.3188 | 0.05243 | 138 | 105 | 22 | 11 |
650 | This is the one that will finally get us discovered. | 1.3185 | 0.05004 | 135 | 100 | 27 | 8 |
651 | How dry I am! | 1.3182 | 0.04390 | 154 | 111 | 37 | 6 |
652 | We got another one from our neighbor. He says we’re still being to noisy. | 1.3179 | 0.04319 | 173 | 127 | 37 | 9 |
653 | It says, 'Practice. PRACTICE.' | 1.3179 | 0.04444 | 151 | 109 | 36 | 6 |
654 | It doesn't say what key we're in. | 1.3174 | 0.04659 | 167 | 126 | 29 | 12 |
655 | Well dang, another request for La Mer. | 1.3172 | 0.04864 | 145 | 108 | 28 | 9 |
656 | It’s another pass on your demo tape. Ironically, from Island Records | 1.3172 | 0.04765 | 145 | 107 | 30 | 8 |
657 | It’s all ABBA. | 1.3172 | 0.04559 | 145 | 105 | 34 | 6 |
658 | Same as all the others: keep your day job! | 1.3172 | 0.04663 | 145 | 106 | 32 | 7 |
659 | Verse, chorus, verse…where’s the bridge? We need a bridge! | 1.3169 | 0.04934 | 142 | 106 | 27 | 9 |
660 | This one's from Sting. | 1.3168 | 0.04698 | 161 | 121 | 29 | 11 |
661 | The only cruise jobs available want a piano trio. | 1.3167 | 0.04054 | 180 | 130 | 43 | 7 |
662 | We've been trying to reach you about your instrument's extended warranty. | 1.3165 | 0.04901 | 139 | 103 | 28 | 8 |
663 | Can you do Melancholy Baby? | 1.3165 | 0.04759 | 158 | 119 | 28 | 11 |
664 | Everyone agrees: Needs more cowbell. | 1.3162 | 0.05081 | 136 | 102 | 25 | 9 |
665 | Gives a whole new meaning to getting lost in the music. | 1.3161 | 0.04554 | 155 | 114 | 33 | 8 |
666 | I sure hope we can catch a piano tuna. | 1.3161 | 0.04822 | 155 | 117 | 27 | 11 |
667 | Huh. I guess you CAN write an entire opera about coconuts. | 1.3158 | 0.04934 | 133 | 98 | 28 | 7 |
668 | These are all from our neighbor on the island next door asking us to keep the music down. | 1.3155 | 0.04167 | 187 | 138 | 39 | 10 |
669 | This one's a request for "Love Letters in the Sand. | 1.3154 | 0.04770 | 149 | 111 | 29 | 9 |
670 | I THINK YOU'RE ON THE WRONG KEY | 1.3154 | 0.04576 | 149 | 109 | 33 | 7 |
671 | I know they say that music can transport you to faraway lands,but this is too much. | 1.3150 | 0.05327 | 127 | 96 | 22 | 9 |
672 | Should we get the extended service warranty? | 1.3148 | 0.04505 | 162 | 120 | 33 | 9 |
673 | You guys rock, it says" | 1.3145 | 0.04908 | 124 | 90 | 29 | 5 |
674 | Whataya mean it's too loud.... | 1.3145 | 0.04648 | 159 | 119 | 30 | 10 |
675 | Beethoven wants his fifth back. | 1.3145 | 0.04979 | 159 | 123 | 22 | 14 |
676 | Another message from Putin saying that Russia claims the royalties from all of our songs, since 75 million years ago, our island was part of the Russian mainland. | 1.3145 | 0.04733 | 159 | 120 | 28 | 11 |
677 | It says, "Welcome to the Archipeggio." | 1.3143 | 0.04121 | 175 | 127 | 41 | 7 |
678 | Another spam bottle trying to reach us about our piano insurance. | 1.3143 | 0.05078 | 140 | 106 | 24 | 10 |
679 | I'm not sure a minor key quite captures our major problem. | 1.3143 | 0.04764 | 140 | 103 | 30 | 7 |
680 | No bridge! | 1.3143 | 0.04975 | 140 | 105 | 26 | 9 |
681 | I never thought the messages in the bottles we threw overboard would end up being our only entertainment. | 1.3139 | 0.04720 | 137 | 100 | 31 | 6 |
682 | They say we need a bridge. | 1.3139 | 0.04942 | 137 | 102 | 27 | 8 |
683 | The piano tuner will be here next week. | 1.3139 | 0.04832 | 137 | 101 | 29 | 7 |
684 | It’s another “Sorry we missed you’ note from the piano tuner. | 1.3137 | 0.04680 | 153 | 114 | 30 | 9 |
685 | Fill out date location and throw back in the water | 1.3136 | 0.04295 | 169 | 124 | 37 | 8 |
686 | In the other hand, our toilet paper supply has increased. | 1.3134 | 0.05235 | 134 | 102 | 22 | 10 |
687 | It's another request for Message in a Bottle. | 1.3133 | 0.04428 | 166 | 123 | 34 | 9 |
688 | Send nudes. | 1.3129 | 0.04507 | 147 | 107 | 34 | 6 |
689 | This one liked the music but the costumes got a mixed review. | 1.3129 | 0.04808 | 147 | 110 | 28 | 9 |
690 | It says here that professional football went out of business and everyone is watching curling. That does it, I'm not going back. | 1.3129 | 0.04710 | 147 | 109 | 30 | 8 |
691 | Still negative. | 1.3129 | 0.04808 | 147 | 110 | 28 | 9 |
692 | Not another dirge! | 1.3129 | 0.04566 | 163 | 122 | 31 | 10 |
693 | It says to change Key. | 1.3125 | 0.04974 | 144 | 109 | 25 | 10 |
694 | Nope. Another goddam solo piece. | 1.3125 | 0.04875 | 144 | 108 | 27 | 9 |
695 | Not the notes you're looking for. | 1.3121 | 0.04595 | 157 | 117 | 31 | 9 |
696 | It is the directions to Carnegie Hall! | 1.3121 | 0.04769 | 157 | 119 | 27 | 11 |
697 | It’s a duet for piano and harp, when is Amazon delivering that harp? | 1.3118 | 0.04354 | 170 | 126 | 35 | 9 |
698 | Here's another request for 'Born to be Wild.' | 1.3116 | 0.05018 | 138 | 104 | 25 | 9 |
699 | Another "Theme From Jaws." | 1.3115 | 0.04218 | 183 | 136 | 37 | 10 |
700 | Ug. . . another oboe concerto | 1.3114 | 0.04566 | 167 | 126 | 30 | 11 |
701 | It's a Stinging rebuke of our last S.O.S. | 1.3113 | 0.04621 | 151 | 112 | 31 | 8 |
702 | They sent us the wrong music! | 1.3111 | 0.04407 | 180 | 136 | 32 | 12 |
703 | It's another "cease and desist" order from ASCAP. | 1.3107 | 0.04669 | 177 | 137 | 25 | 15 |
704 | This may come in handy , it’s the sheet music for the Beatles’ song Help. | 1.3107 | 0.04600 | 177 | 136 | 27 | 14 |
705 | Finally, the score for Handel’s Water Music! | 1.3106 | 0.04513 | 161 | 120 | 32 | 9 |
706 | Another facebottle request from your piano bar group. | 1.3106 | 0.04513 | 161 | 120 | 32 | 9 |
707 | I can't believe every offer's expired. | 1.3102 | 0.04422 | 187 | 143 | 30 | 14 |
708 | Oh, the shark has pretty teeth, dear..." Not the music I was hoping for | 1.3099 | 0.04253 | 171 | 126 | 37 | 8 |
709 | Apparently, the warranty doesn't cover shipwrecks. | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
710 | And our next request comes from Josie in New York City... | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
711 | More sheet music for "Time in a Bottle." | 1.3094 | 0.04987 | 139 | 105 | 25 | 9 |
712 | At last! My four scores from seven years ago! | 1.3094 | 0.05291 | 139 | 108 | 19 | 12 |
713 | How do I cancel my subscription? | 1.3091 | 0.04089 | 165 | 119 | 41 | 5 |
714 | Great. Another request for 'Islands in the Stream'. | 1.3087 | 0.04557 | 149 | 110 | 32 | 7 |
715 | Sorry, another South Pacific. | 1.3086 | 0.04315 | 162 | 119 | 36 | 7 |
716 | It's another request list from the island next door. They say they'll throw themselves into the sea if they hear "It's a Small World" one more time. | 1.3083 | 0.05265 | 120 | 90 | 23 | 7 |
717 | And they said starting a piano bar would be smooth sailing. | 1.3082 | 0.04914 | 146 | 111 | 25 | 10 |
718 | Well,on the bright side,we now have all the sheet music for "Message in a Bottle." | 1.3082 | 0.04717 | 159 | 121 | 27 | 11 |
719 | It’s from Amelia Earhart again. Same thing,”send help”. | 1.3077 | 0.04512 | 156 | 116 | 32 | 8 |
720 | This stuff is written for a ukulele. | 1.3077 | 0.04228 | 156 | 113 | 38 | 5 |
721 | You accidentally wrote the State Farm jingle again. | 1.3077 | 0.05083 | 143 | 110 | 22 | 11 |
722 | It's another bill from ASCAP. | 1.3077 | 0.05104 | 130 | 98 | 24 | 8 |
723 | We keep getting complaints about the noise. | 1.3077 | 0.04041 | 208 | 157 | 38 | 13 |
724 | It says we were supposed to build a boat. | 1.3077 | 0.05443 | 130 | 101 | 18 | 11 |
725 | Not for us. This bottle was meant for The Little River Band. | 1.3073 | 0.04485 | 179 | 137 | 29 | 13 |
726 | He said he wants more cowbell. | 1.3072 | 0.04575 | 166 | 126 | 29 | 11 |
727 | It's a warranty application for our car. | 1.3072 | 0.04575 | 166 | 126 | 29 | 11 |
728 | This guy wants to know if we take requests | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
729 | Here's somebody who'll swap their car for our piano. | 1.3067 | 0.04531 | 150 | 111 | 32 | 7 |
730 | It's still a current event if I am just reading it, right? | 1.3066 | 0.05029 | 137 | 104 | 24 | 9 |
731 | Eureka! We finally got a piece for four hands! | 1.3065 | 0.04882 | 124 | 91 | 28 | 5 |
732 | Oh, no! Another one in C flat. | 1.3064 | 0.03964 | 173 | 125 | 43 | 5 |
733 | This one's just a recipe for five-bean salad. | 1.3061 | 0.04691 | 147 | 110 | 29 | 8 |
734 | For the love of God, another solo piece for oboe! | 1.3061 | 0.04980 | 147 | 113 | 23 | 11 |
735 | Yes, everything does appear to be in the key of sea... | 1.3060 | 0.04764 | 134 | 99 | 29 | 6 |
736 | The dolphins keep saying you're hurting their ears. | 1.3060 | 0.04994 | 134 | 101 | 25 | 8 |
737 | Oh, wrong island again. | 1.3057 | 0.04488 | 157 | 117 | 32 | 8 |
738 | Sending tuba next. | 1.3057 | 0.04206 | 157 | 114 | 38 | 5 |
739 | They all ask you to either stop playing or get the piano tuned. | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
740 | Keep practicing, we’ll show them who’s music is washed up. | 1.3052 | 0.04989 | 154 | 120 | 21 | 13 |
741 | This is the fifth request for “Free Bird”. | 1.3051 | 0.04222 | 177 | 132 | 36 | 9 |
742 | It’s the lost chord! | 1.3050 | 0.04925 | 141 | 107 | 25 | 9 |
743 | Another one asking us to turn down the music. | 1.3049 | 0.04608 | 164 | 125 | 28 | 11 |
744 | Nope. Another percussion part. | 1.3046 | 0.04506 | 151 | 112 | 32 | 7 |
745 | I knew it!! He's still trying to send you love letters!! | 1.3046 | 0.04269 | 174 | 130 | 35 | 9 |
746 | Nah, Chopsticks might make us hungry. | 1.3046 | 0.04642 | 174 | 135 | 25 | 14 |
747 | They want to know if we could do a medley of songs from South Pacific | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
748 | It's another from our travel agent - "Hope you like the Florida Keys." | 1.3041 | 0.04664 | 148 | 111 | 29 | 8 |
749 | Randy says,‘it’s a no for me dawg’. | 1.3041 | 0.05222 | 148 | 117 | 17 | 14 |
750 | Hold up--all of these songs are under copyright protection. Damn it. | 1.3041 | 0.04462 | 148 | 109 | 33 | 6 |
751 | No news on the ship. On the plus side, the Op.5 has arrived. | 1.3040 | 0.04980 | 125 | 93 | 26 | 6 |
752 | This song completes our revival of South Pacific. | 1.3034 | 0.04519 | 145 | 107 | 32 | 6 |
753 | WOW! It's from the BBC! They want to know if you'd like to be on the 80th anniversary of their radio program "Desert Island Discs." | 1.3033 | 0.05446 | 122 | 94 | 19 | 9 |
754 | It's in the key of Sea. | 1.3032 | 0.04701 | 155 | 118 | 27 | 10 |
755 | Damn! They're ALL sheet music for Cats! | 1.3030 | 0.04249 | 165 | 122 | 36 | 7 |
756 | Do I look like I play Tchaikovsky ? | 1.3028 | 0.04687 | 142 | 106 | 29 | 7 |
757 | And here's a request from Kiki in Nashville, "Let the Sunshine In." | 1.3026 | 0.04854 | 152 | 117 | 24 | 11 |
758 | It's yet another take on, "Hallelujah." | 1.3026 | 0.04382 | 152 | 112 | 34 | 6 |
759 | This escape room is much more difficult than I anticipated. | 1.3026 | 0.04763 | 152 | 116 | 26 | 10 |
760 | It's a shame you don''t read music. | 1.3026 | 0.04382 | 152 | 112 | 34 | 6 |
761 | Another Fifth from Beethoven? | 1.3025 | 0.05141 | 119 | 89 | 24 | 6 |
762 | This person is also stranded on an island, but with a tuba. | 1.3025 | 0.04298 | 162 | 120 | 35 | 7 |
763 | God, another request for "I am a Rock"! | 1.3025 | 0.04558 | 162 | 123 | 29 | 10 |
764 | If they know where to send us sheet music, why don't they just come get us? | 1.3023 | 0.04374 | 172 | 130 | 32 | 10 |
765 | It's from Vlad. Lyrics for a new national anthem for someone. | 1.3023 | 0.04216 | 172 | 128 | 36 | 8 |
766 | Another request for "Freebird". | 1.3022 | 0.04966 | 139 | 106 | 24 | 9 |
767 | Another variation on Chopsticks! | 1.3018 | 0.04345 | 169 | 127 | 33 | 9 |
768 | Another denial from Sting's lawyers. He STILL won't give us credit for our song. | 1.3016 | 0.04817 | 126 | 93 | 28 | 5 |
769 | The reality show has been canceled | 1.3015 | 0.04705 | 136 | 101 | 29 | 6 |
770 | All we get is junk mail! | 1.3014 | 0.04798 | 146 | 111 | 26 | 9 |
771 | Damn! Just the first verse again. | 1.3014 | 0.04387 | 146 | 107 | 34 | 5 |
772 | They all are the theme song from "Gilligan's Island" | 1.3013 | 0.04008 | 156 | 112 | 41 | 3 |
773 | I guess musicians do end washed up. | 1.3013 | 0.04585 | 156 | 118 | 29 | 9 |
774 | Sting asks if you can write a song that isn’t about messages in a bottle. | 1.3013 | 0.04585 | 156 | 118 | 29 | 9 |
775 | Just our luck, another one in the wrong key. | 1.3011 | 0.04227 | 176 | 132 | 35 | 9 |
776 | They're all in high sea" | 1.3009 | 0.05463 | 113 | 86 | 20 | 7 |
777 | Why do I keep putting myself through the predictable disappointment of reading all of these? It's like clicking on "Help us pick three finalists . . ." in the New Yorker cartoon caption contest. | 1.3007 | 0.05255 | 143 | 113 | 17 | 13 |
778 | I used to love Neil Diamond | 1.3007 | 0.04552 | 143 | 106 | 31 | 6 |
779 | The neighbors are complaining about the noise. | 1.3007 | 0.04552 | 143 | 106 | 31 | 6 |
780 | They want the Gilligan’s island theme | 1.3000 | 0.04412 | 150 | 111 | 33 | 6 |
781 | You must play “ ninety bottles” without a break | 1.3000 | 0.04675 | 160 | 123 | 26 | 11 |
782 | Jokers! I threw a bottle for help. I get back same request: Bohemian Rhapsody! | 1.3000 | 0.04610 | 150 | 113 | 29 | 8 |
783 | I have no idea--the directions are written in some weird code. | 1.3000 | 0.05197 | 130 | 100 | 21 | 9 |
784 | I think it says “Either we join the symphony or they will invade.” I can’t be sure… my Russian’s not very good. | 1.3000 | 0.04935 | 140 | 107 | 24 | 9 |
785 | Have you seen this piano? | 1.3000 | 0.04610 | 150 | 113 | 29 | 8 |
786 | They are all the same song lyrics, 'Yesterday, all our troubles seemed so far away...' | 1.2994 | 0.04290 | 167 | 125 | 34 | 8 |
787 | These are pages 21 through 24! | 1.2994 | 0.04470 | 157 | 118 | 31 | 8 |
788 | You gotta admit, this two-day free shipping is really impressive. | 1.2994 | 0.04905 | 157 | 123 | 21 | 13 |
789 | The State Farm jingle isn’t working | 1.2994 | 0.04560 | 157 | 119 | 29 | 9 |
790 | Same old ten songs...must be from a classic rock station. | 1.2993 | 0.04254 | 147 | 107 | 36 | 4 |
791 | We’ve decided to extend your banishment due to repeated ‘Heart and Soul’ violations. | 1.2993 | 0.04867 | 147 | 113 | 24 | 10 |
792 | ‘My husband ate everybody. Please help.’ I wonder who wrote this one. | 1.2992 | 0.05398 | 127 | 99 | 18 | 10 |
793 | They keep sending the same message over and over. . . "Were you able to save the piano?" | 1.2988 | 0.04592 | 164 | 126 | 27 | 11 |
794 | The tuner says he's booked up for the next 3 months... | 1.2987 | 0.04619 | 154 | 117 | 28 | 9 |
795 | Makes you wish either of us had taken a second piano lesson. | 1.2985 | 0.05084 | 134 | 103 | 22 | 9 |
796 | Drat...some chap from the Police has all the messages bottled up...! | 1.2985 | 0.04241 | 134 | 96 | 36 | 2 |
797 | You ordered only Beethoven? | 1.2985 | 0.04498 | 134 | 98 | 32 | 4 |
798 | All the critics say you played as if you are detached from the orchestra” | 1.2984 | 0.05119 | 124 | 94 | 23 | 7 |
799 | Same response as all the others. Desert island songs are a cliché. | 1.2981 | 0.04479 | 161 | 122 | 30 | 9 |
800 | This score is for two pianos, four hands. | 1.2981 | 0.04565 | 161 | 123 | 28 | 10 |
801 | They all require a piano that has keys. | 1.2979 | 0.04800 | 141 | 107 | 26 | 8 |
802 | This one's a cease and desist from Sting's attorney. | 1.2977 | 0.04809 | 131 | 98 | 27 | 6 |
803 | In case of emergency stranding, piano can be used as boat. | 1.2977 | 0.04930 | 131 | 99 | 25 | 7 |
804 | He thinks "Key of Sea" is too cute. | 1.2976 | 0.04269 | 168 | 126 | 34 | 8 |
805 | Finally something useful. The lyrics from the song HELP!. | 1.2976 | 0.04269 | 168 | 126 | 34 | 8 |
806 | She says you've violated her copyright. | 1.2975 | 0.04535 | 158 | 120 | 29 | 9 |
807 | Put de lime in de coconut, drink 'em bot' up | 1.2975 | 0.04535 | 158 | 120 | 29 | 9 |
808 | Yep. Says so right here in the small print: private island with all-day entertainment. | 1.2975 | 0.04354 | 158 | 118 | 33 | 7 |
809 | Try adding more desperation to the intro. | 1.2973 | 0.05214 | 111 | 83 | 23 | 5 |
810 | He’s still trying to get you to take requests | 1.2973 | 0.04230 | 148 | 108 | 36 | 4 |
811 | Same message. If you don't stop playing that song, we will come and take away your piano. | 1.2971 | 0.04759 | 138 | 104 | 27 | 7 |
812 | Oh crap. It's another recipe. | 1.2971 | 0.04869 | 138 | 105 | 25 | 8 |
813 | It seems nobody likes going to piano bars anymore. | 1.2970 | 0.04804 | 165 | 130 | 21 | 14 |
814 | I am getting tired of the junk mail from that guy one island over. | 1.2969 | 0.04621 | 128 | 94 | 30 | 4 |
815 | It's just another "Fur Elise." | 1.2969 | 0.05005 | 128 | 97 | 24 | 7 |
816 | Just something that I'd hear in a bar please. | 1.2969 | 0.05005 | 128 | 97 | 24 | 7 |
817 | Why does it all sound like "South Pacific"? | 1.2969 | 0.05005 | 128 | 97 | 24 | 7 |
818 | This the fifth delivery from Amazon and it is still the wrong score. | 1.2966 | 0.04807 | 145 | 111 | 25 | 9 |
819 | It’s Bali Ha’i…..again. | 1.2965 | 0.04280 | 172 | 130 | 33 | 9 |
820 | Another one. Doesn't she know anything other than Claire de Lune? | 1.2963 | 0.04592 | 135 | 100 | 30 | 5 |
821 | How many times do we have to tell them we don’t take requests? | 1.2963 | 0.04940 | 135 | 103 | 24 | 8 |
822 | 'Rats. Rejection,rejection,rejection. Will our luck ever change? | 1.2963 | 0.04827 | 135 | 102 | 26 | 7 |
823 | Nope....it won't sound right without my tuba! | 1.2963 | 0.04624 | 162 | 125 | 26 | 11 |
824 | He said you have played the song wrong. Honey,we have a subscriber! | 1.2963 | 0.04940 | 135 | 103 | 24 | 8 |
825 | It's the entire organ solo to "In-a-gadda-da-vida. But will it work on piano? | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
826 | Another violin concerto | 1.2961 | 0.04013 | 179 | 133 | 39 | 7 |
827 | They've been trying to reach us about the extended warranty. | 1.2961 | 0.04745 | 152 | 117 | 25 | 10 |
828 | That's not the kind of bridge we need. | 1.2960 | 0.04823 | 125 | 93 | 27 | 5 |
829 | These quotes from piano movers are rediculous | 1.2958 | 0.05173 | 142 | 112 | 18 | 12 |
830 | Unbelievable, another Billy Joel request. | 1.2957 | 0.04779 | 115 | 84 | 28 | 3 |
831 | This one’s from your mother “have you learned to play that thing yet”? | 1.2956 | 0.04237 | 159 | 118 | 35 | 6 |
832 | More bad news I'm afraid. It's a lawsuit. Apparently someone already has a hit song about a message in a bottle. | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
833 | It's another unfinished symphony. | 1.2951 | 0.05421 | 122 | 95 | 18 | 9 |
834 | It says to update the software before playing. | 1.2950 | 0.04618 | 139 | 104 | 29 | 6 |
835 | The New Yorker seams to be trying every angle of reaching new subscribers. | 1.2950 | 0.04945 | 139 | 107 | 23 | 9 |
836 | Another one for piano and violin | 1.2949 | 0.04476 | 156 | 118 | 30 | 8 |
837 | It’s another offer from Nigeria that we won a raffle, asking for our Social Security numbers. | 1.2949 | 0.04287 | 156 | 116 | 34 | 6 |
838 | Another crank: "Can you at least keep it to pianissimo between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m., exclamation point." | 1.2946 | 0.04971 | 129 | 98 | 24 | 7 |
839 | We really need a new bridge. | 1.2945 | 0.04678 | 146 | 111 | 27 | 8 |
840 | According to all of these messages, our island used to be a place called Florida--and was connected to something named Georgia or Alabama? | 1.2941 | 0.05384 | 119 | 92 | 19 | 8 |
841 | Is an opera an opera if no one ever hears it? | 1.2941 | 0.04681 | 136 | 102 | 28 | 6 |
842 | Let's try it again in the key of Sea. | 1.2941 | 0.04307 | 170 | 129 | 32 | 9 |
843 | Wait! It's Etude No. 6! No. 5 must be lost at sea! | 1.2941 | 0.04626 | 153 | 117 | 27 | 9 |
844 | They all say the same thing: Please stop with the piano! | 1.2938 | 0.04267 | 177 | 135 | 32 | 10 |
845 | Can you play something by the Castaways? | 1.2937 | 0.04573 | 160 | 123 | 27 | 10 |
846 | It says, "For closing movement, see next bottle." | 1.2937 | 0.04530 | 143 | 107 | 30 | 6 |
847 | ‘We regret to inform you that Fyre Fest: The Musical has been canceled.’?!?!!! | 1.2937 | 0.04845 | 143 | 110 | 24 | 9 |
848 | Handel never experienced this place when he wrote the Water Music | 1.2937 | 0.04530 | 143 | 107 | 30 | 6 |
849 | I wish they’d send something from “Company.” “South Pacific” is wearing a bit thin. | 1.2937 | 0.04845 | 143 | 110 | 24 | 9 |
850 | It's marked with a 10 and signed Ludwig. | 1.2937 | 0.05048 | 126 | 96 | 23 | 7 |
851 | It says, "We are staccato here too." | 1.2937 | 0.04921 | 126 | 95 | 25 | 6 |
852 | Finally, 'How to Build a Raft Out of a Piano for Dummies.' | 1.2937 | 0.05172 | 126 | 97 | 21 | 8 |
853 | It's just another 'cease and desist' letter from the estate of Rodgers & Hammerstein. | 1.2933 | 0.04391 | 150 | 112 | 32 | 6 |
854 | Are you kidding me? This one's atonal too! | 1.2933 | 0.04781 | 150 | 116 | 24 | 10 |
855 | It's a bill from the piano movers. | 1.2933 | 0.04687 | 150 | 115 | 26 | 9 |
856 | Where does he think I’m going to get a bass sax? | 1.2933 | 0.04965 | 150 | 118 | 20 | 12 |
857 | It's from the neighbor islanders. They say you can't play before 10am | 1.2930 | 0.04451 | 157 | 119 | 30 | 8 |
858 | OMG! The Carnegie Hall recital is next week! | 1.2930 | 0.04804 | 157 | 123 | 22 | 12 |
859 | It's from a nine year old kid named Tchaikovsky | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
860 | John and no Paul. I think the Beatles broke up. | 1.2929 | 0.04590 | 140 | 105 | 29 | 6 |
861 | It's all music for the bongo. | 1.2927 | 0.04408 | 164 | 125 | 30 | 9 |
862 | I better think of an ending before the tide rolls in." | 1.2925 | 0.04231 | 147 | 108 | 35 | 4 |
863 | Philip Glass. Philip Glass. Sheese, it's all Philip Glass | 1.2925 | 0.04847 | 147 | 114 | 23 | 10 |
864 | Another freakin’ requiem | 1.2925 | 0.05356 | 106 | 80 | 21 | 5 |
865 | They say my music is too remote. | 1.2923 | 0.04938 | 130 | 99 | 24 | 7 |
866 | We’re saved! This is the hit we’ve been waiting for. | 1.2922 | 0.04691 | 154 | 119 | 25 | 10 |
867 | How Nice of Ikea to send us Instructions. | 1.2920 | 0.05577 | 113 | 88 | 17 | 8 |
868 | you know this is a scam right | 1.2920 | 0.04652 | 137 | 103 | 28 | 6 |
869 | How many variations of "Message in a Bottle" is Sting going to send? | 1.2920 | 0.04877 | 137 | 105 | 24 | 8 |
870 | I say we build a raft, sail due west, find this guy, and make him stop requesting Piano Man. | 1.2917 | 0.04714 | 144 | 110 | 26 | 8 |
871 | It’s “Chopsticks”. Again. | 1.2917 | 0.04714 | 144 | 110 | 26 | 8 |
872 | Sting is suing us. | 1.2917 | 0.05013 | 144 | 113 | 20 | 11 |
873 | They think we’re off the keys. | 1.2917 | 0.04714 | 144 | 110 | 26 | 8 |
874 | It's another song suggestion for Jimmy Buffett. | 1.2913 | 0.05013 | 127 | 97 | 23 | 7 |
875 | Damn! Just the sheet music for 'Für Elise' again! | 1.2913 | 0.05137 | 127 | 98 | 21 | 8 |
876 | If no one shows up, we don't get paid. | 1.2910 | 0.04717 | 134 | 101 | 27 | 6 |
877 | They sure find us quick enough with their rejection letters. | 1.2910 | 0.05061 | 134 | 104 | 21 | 9 |
878 | These notes are all stranded. | 1.2910 | 0.04834 | 134 | 102 | 25 | 7 |
879 | Great. Another bottle with the sheet music to “Freebird.” | 1.2905 | 0.04523 | 148 | 112 | 29 | 7 |
880 | It says, "I can name that tune in 3 notes." | 1.2903 | 0.04828 | 124 | 93 | 26 | 5 |
881 | Looks like we’re not washed up quite yet! | 1.2903 | 0.04962 | 124 | 94 | 24 | 6 |
882 | It’s from our publisher. Apparently, the message in a bottle theme, is both musically derivative and environmentally inappropriate. | 1.2903 | 0.04753 | 155 | 121 | 23 | 11 |
883 | …finally, we implore you sir— STOP sending us bottles! | 1.2901 | 0.04784 | 131 | 99 | 26 | 6 |
884 | It's the guy from over the horizon. He's written another verse to 'Gilligan's Island.' | 1.2901 | 0.04660 | 131 | 98 | 28 | 5 |
885 | Just our luck: it's for percussion. | 1.2899 | 0.04736 | 138 | 105 | 26 | 7 |
886 | Another note from our producer. He's worried we're stuck. | 1.2897 | 0.04143 | 145 | 106 | 36 | 3 |
887 | They're all in the wrong key. | 1.2897 | 0.04582 | 145 | 110 | 28 | 7 |
888 | It's from Florida. Wants to know if you want to play the Keys? | 1.2895 | 0.05534 | 114 | 89 | 17 | 8 |
889 | It's just more sheet music for guitar. | 1.2895 | 0.04342 | 152 | 114 | 32 | 6 |
890 | ugh another copy of Message in The Bottle | 1.2893 | 0.04025 | 159 | 117 | 38 | 4 |
891 | We have to keep trying until we’re discovered. | 1.2893 | 0.05174 | 121 | 93 | 21 | 7 |
892 | I think we did this one | 1.2891 | 0.04979 | 128 | 98 | 23 | 7 |
893 | They're all song requests. | 1.2886 | 0.04596 | 149 | 114 | 27 | 8 |
894 | We're going to have to improvise. | 1.2886 | 0.04395 | 149 | 112 | 31 | 6 |
895 | Oh God, it's John Cage | 1.2886 | 0.04694 | 149 | 115 | 25 | 9 |
896 | It’s “Only the Lonely.” Guess they didn’t get my request for “Help.” | 1.2886 | 0.04497 | 149 | 113 | 29 | 7 |
897 | Any chance of you playing us off?” | 1.2886 | 0.04596 | 149 | 114 | 27 | 8 |
898 | Ruddy sadist! It’s the theme from Jaws! | 1.2885 | 0.05579 | 104 | 80 | 18 | 6 |
899 | Do we want to extend the warranty? | 1.2885 | 0.04456 | 156 | 119 | 29 | 8 |
900 | Which sounds better “a S.O.S” or “an S.O.S.? | 1.2883 | 0.04499 | 163 | 126 | 27 | 10 |
901 | Another request for 'Tiny Bubbles.' | 1.2883 | 0.04414 | 163 | 125 | 29 | 9 |
902 | Apparently, we have a Friend in Jesus. | 1.2883 | 0.04239 | 163 | 123 | 33 | 7 |
903 | I already said we don't take requests." | 1.2883 | 0.04855 | 111 | 82 | 26 | 3 |
904 | Dang. Everything is in sea-minor. | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
905 | Another tuner turned us down! | 1.2880 | 0.05057 | 125 | 96 | 22 | 7 |
906 | They want to repossess the piano. Bob Scardaci New Brunswick NJ | 1.2879 | 0.04990 | 132 | 102 | 22 | 8 |
907 | It says 'For piano tuning, call 222-1313'. | 1.2879 | 0.05105 | 132 | 103 | 20 | 9 |
908 | For Pete's sake, there's gotta be SOMETHING here I can dance to! | 1.2878 | 0.04594 | 139 | 105 | 28 | 6 |
909 | '"Message in a Bottle' AGAIN?!" | 1.2878 | 0.04594 | 139 | 105 | 28 | 6 |
910 | No more bottles of beer...on...the...wall. | 1.2877 | 0.04758 | 146 | 113 | 24 | 9 |
911 | I'd rather get eaten by a shark than listen to baby shark once more. | 1.2877 | 0.04856 | 146 | 114 | 22 | 10 |
912 | It's another one that says we'll only be picked up if agree to NEVER perform again! | 1.2876 | 0.04416 | 153 | 116 | 30 | 7 |
913 | Let’s do it again, this time with feeling! | 1.2876 | 0.04606 | 153 | 118 | 26 | 9 |
914 | Finally. Water Music for four hands. | 1.2869 | 0.05267 | 122 | 95 | 19 | 8 |
915 | Why do all these messages-in-a-bottle wind up here? | 1.2869 | 0.05267 | 122 | 95 | 19 | 8 |
916 | another "would like to meet musical couple, for good times" | 1.2868 | 0.05067 | 129 | 100 | 21 | 8 |
917 | Your car’s warranty is about to run out. | 1.2868 | 0.04995 | 136 | 106 | 21 | 9 |
918 | Another rejection from a piano tuner. | 1.2868 | 0.04772 | 136 | 104 | 25 | 7 |
919 | Still unfinished. | 1.2867 | 0.04396 | 143 | 107 | 31 | 5 |
920 | Remind me. Are we meant to be sending these or receiving them? | 1.2866 | 0.04339 | 157 | 119 | 31 | 7 |
921 | No, I'm not being vain. I think this song IS about me! | 1.2857 | 0.04644 | 119 | 88 | 28 | 3 |
922 | It's two exit visas from Casablanca. These could be worth something! | 1.2857 | 0.05146 | 126 | 98 | 20 | 8 |
923 | They're offering an extended warranty on the piano. | 1.2857 | 0.04841 | 133 | 102 | 24 | 7 |
924 | I don't care how many times they float their request. I refuse to play another sea chanty. | 1.2857 | 0.05071 | 133 | 104 | 20 | 9 |
925 | She thought you said clavier | 1.2857 | 0.04627 | 126 | 94 | 28 | 4 |
926 | Can you find "La Mer"? | 1.2857 | 0.04786 | 140 | 108 | 24 | 8 |
927 | You would think at least one of these wasn't "Baby Shark". | 1.2857 | 0.04786 | 140 | 108 | 24 | 8 |
928 | This won't end well... it's the Rite of Spring. | 1.2848 | 0.04315 | 158 | 120 | 31 | 7 |
929 | Well, it appears there are noise restrictions everywhere. | 1.2848 | 0.04640 | 151 | 117 | 25 | 9 |
930 | Yes,I DO play requests! | 1.2847 | 0.04142 | 144 | 106 | 35 | 3 |
931 | Why is everyone a critic? | 1.2847 | 0.04389 | 137 | 102 | 31 | 4 |
932 | Our escape plan needs to be well orchestrated. | 1.2846 | 0.04663 | 130 | 98 | 27 | 5 |
933 | Our agent says we should be a trio | 1.2844 | 0.05064 | 109 | 82 | 23 | 4 |
934 | Message in a bottle", Now why didn't we think of that | 1.2840 | 0.04212 | 169 | 129 | 32 | 8 |
935 | All they’re sending are show tunes. | 1.2840 | 0.04332 | 162 | 124 | 30 | 8 |
936 | 'This time the producers say a good bridge will solve all of our problems.' | 1.2840 | 0.04590 | 162 | 127 | 24 | 11 |
937 | Sonata in Sea. | 1.2840 | 0.04419 | 162 | 125 | 28 | 9 |
938 | I can't get the Gilligan's Island theme song out of my head. | 1.2838 | 0.04501 | 148 | 113 | 28 | 7 |
939 | You’ll never be more than a one hit wonder. | 1.2838 | 0.04602 | 148 | 114 | 26 | 8 |
940 | The coda loops back to 'I'm sending out an S.O.S.' | 1.2836 | 0.04691 | 134 | 102 | 26 | 6 |
941 | We love her playing MoonRiver, but the Bearded guy is singing off Key.” | 1.2836 | 0.04809 | 134 | 103 | 24 | 7 |
942 | Damn, another set of lyrics. | 1.2835 | 0.04315 | 127 | 93 | 32 | 2 |
943 | Did you order sheet music? | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
944 | Agent says we have a deal! Just need to comb through the details. | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
945 | Don't you have anything that rhymes with 19.8968° S, 155.5828° W? | 1.2833 | 0.05183 | 120 | 93 | 20 | 7 |
946 | I knew eventually we'd get Handel's Water Music! | 1.2832 | 0.05402 | 113 | 88 | 18 | 7 |
947 | Damn! It’s another violin sonata! | 1.2829 | 0.04420 | 152 | 116 | 29 | 7 |
948 | Now they're saying we need a separate policy for rising sea levels | 1.2828 | 0.04765 | 145 | 113 | 23 | 9 |
949 | DAMN IT" it says all we need is needle nose pliers to tune it | 1.2828 | 0.04344 | 145 | 109 | 31 | 5 |
950 | The reply came - it says a “nope but I’ll give you a rescue helicopter to STOP playing” | 1.2828 | 0.04765 | 145 | 113 | 23 | 9 |
951 | Why pianissimo again? Without fortissimo, no one will ever hear you. | 1.2828 | 0.04344 | 145 | 109 | 31 | 5 |
952 | Wait, this one is from Taylor. | 1.2826 | 0.04823 | 138 | 107 | 23 | 8 |
953 | Typical. It’s not even December and we’re getting Christmas music. | 1.2824 | 0.05115 | 131 | 103 | 19 | 9 |
954 | I don't know if Philip Glass should be allowed to send messages in bottles. | 1.2824 | 0.05228 | 131 | 104 | 17 | 10 |
955 | We’re stranded, I hate you, the piano is out of tune and every bottle that washes up has the sheet music for “Don’t Worry be Happy”. I guess I’m in hell. | 1.2824 | 0.04633 | 131 | 99 | 27 | 5 |
956 | They keep sending back our compositions . . . | 1.2824 | 0.04021 | 170 | 128 | 36 | 6 |
957 | It's some more verses to Hallelujah. | 1.2823 | 0.04933 | 124 | 95 | 23 | 6 |
958 | It's another cease and desist letter from Sting. | 1.2823 | 0.04517 | 124 | 92 | 29 | 3 |
959 | Just another one that says "Play It Again, Sam" | 1.2823 | 0.04933 | 124 | 95 | 23 | 6 |
960 | I told you,Diana: If we were dead already, you’d be playing a harp | 1.2822 | 0.04309 | 163 | 125 | 30 | 8 |
961 | Nope... just more organ music. | 1.2819 | 0.04769 | 149 | 117 | 22 | 10 |
962 | Aw man, I've been singing the wrong words all this time. | 1.2819 | 0.04373 | 149 | 113 | 30 | 6 |
963 | Do you know the way to San Jose? | 1.2817 | 0.04283 | 142 | 106 | 32 | 4 |
964 | Finally! Pack the music. No more PCR testing is required. | 1.2815 | 0.04661 | 135 | 103 | 26 | 6 |
965 | It says continued in next bottle | 1.2815 | 0.05004 | 135 | 106 | 20 | 9 |
966 | Our subscription is about to expire. | 1.2812 | 0.04827 | 128 | 98 | 24 | 6 |
967 | That knucklehead from Customer Service keeps asking why we have a piano at all. | 1.2812 | 0.04565 | 128 | 96 | 28 | 4 |
968 | Do we really need a coda? | 1.2812 | 0.04565 | 128 | 96 | 28 | 4 |
969 | Look...we're never going to be able to cancel this subscription, so we might as well enjoy it. | 1.2810 | 0.04679 | 153 | 120 | 23 | 10 |
970 | It's the sheet music to Debussy's La Mer. | 1.2808 | 0.04532 | 146 | 112 | 27 | 7 |
971 | I think this will be the last one. It’s a requiem. | 1.2808 | 0.04427 | 146 | 111 | 29 | 6 |
972 | Another rejection letter. We need a new agent! | 1.2808 | 0.04319 | 146 | 110 | 31 | 5 |
973 | It's the same Chinese menu again. | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
974 | We're screwed, he can't get here to tune it until the 24th of next month. | 1.2806 | 0.04793 | 139 | 108 | 23 | 8 |
975 | The reviews don't look good! | 1.2806 | 0.04214 | 139 | 103 | 33 | 3 |
976 | Really? Another version of the "Gilligan's Island" theme? | 1.2806 | 0.04793 | 139 | 108 | 23 | 8 |
977 | Rats, another one scored for violins. | 1.2806 | 0.05005 | 139 | 110 | 19 | 10 |
978 | Not one piece for four hands! | 1.2805 | 0.04107 | 164 | 124 | 34 | 6 |
979 | 'If this finds you, please stay there.' Another one from our old upstairs neighbor. | 1.2804 | 0.05442 | 107 | 83 | 18 | 6 |
980 | Boy these are old, says the number one hit this week is Glen Miller again! | 1.2803 | 0.04847 | 132 | 102 | 23 | 7 |
981 | call me Robinson Creschndo | 1.2803 | 0.04209 | 132 | 97 | 33 | 2 |
982 | They’re all sea shanties. | 1.2803 | 0.04602 | 132 | 100 | 27 | 5 |
983 | a request for another Jimmy Buffet song | 1.2803 | 0.04726 | 132 | 101 | 25 | 6 |
984 | Another sea shanty. | 1.2803 | 0.04847 | 132 | 102 | 23 | 7 |
985 | Dammit! CATS again..? | 1.2803 | 0.04318 | 157 | 120 | 30 | 7 |
986 | This is an offer of a free piano tuning. What do you think? | 1.2800 | 0.04027 | 150 | 111 | 36 | 3 |
987 | Your agent got you a gig at the Ramada in Nutley. | 1.2800 | 0.04899 | 125 | 96 | 23 | 6 |
988 | Darn it! Another bassoon concerto. | 1.2800 | 0.05156 | 125 | 98 | 19 | 8 |
989 | They told me my music would never take me anywhere. | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
990 | He keeps only sending the left hand! | 1.2797 | 0.04258 | 143 | 107 | 32 | 4 |
991 | Help. I need somebody. Help. Not just anybody. Help! You know I need someone. Help." Honestly, I don't think we can do better than this. | 1.2797 | 0.04801 | 143 | 112 | 22 | 9 |
992 | How do we unsubscribe? | 1.2794 | 0.05080 | 136 | 108 | 18 | 10 |
993 | Another request for 'How Deep is the Ocean. | 1.2794 | 0.04631 | 136 | 104 | 26 | 6 |
994 | Debussy again? Doesn’t that other survivor have anything else? | 1.2794 | 0.04512 | 136 | 103 | 28 | 5 |
995 | This note says the piano is out of tune. | 1.2794 | 0.04748 | 136 | 105 | 24 | 7 |
996 | It's an Ode. To Climate Change. From the guys who used to be right next door. | 1.2792 | 0.04560 | 154 | 120 | 25 | 9 |
997 | It's another request for Margaritaville. | 1.2791 | 0.04065 | 172 | 131 | 34 | 7 |
998 | Damn it this is for Bag Pipe! | 1.2789 | 0.04505 | 147 | 113 | 27 | 7 |
999 | ‘They’re all requests, for ‘South Pacific’ ‘ | 1.2788 | 0.05709 | 104 | 82 | 15 | 7 |
1000 | Looks like the warranty doesn't cover shipwrecks, or sand, or water, and the closest technician is 4458 miles away. | 1.2787 | 0.05239 | 122 | 96 | 18 | 8 |
1001 | I know, I know, but at least there is a no-mask policy here. | 1.2787 | 0.05239 | 122 | 96 | 18 | 8 |
1002 | They are having a party for Gilligan, and want to know if we can make it | 1.2786 | 0.04869 | 140 | 110 | 21 | 9 |
1003 | They all want you to stop playing Barry Manilow songs. | 1.2786 | 0.04762 | 140 | 109 | 23 | 8 |
1004 | Ok . This one’s from Sting. | 1.2786 | 0.04869 | 140 | 110 | 21 | 9 |
1005 | Another noise complaint?! | 1.2786 | 0.04309 | 140 | 105 | 31 | 4 |
1006 | It’s the score to ‘Come Sail Away’. So not helpful. | 1.2782 | 0.04815 | 133 | 103 | 23 | 7 |
1007 | Damn...They're all from Jim Croce! | 1.2778 | 0.04456 | 144 | 110 | 28 | 6 |
1008 | …take one down, pass it around, 96 bottles of beer on the wall | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
1009 | Oh my god, it's another copy of Barry Manilow's "I Write the Songs"! | 1.2778 | 0.04865 | 126 | 97 | 23 | 6 |
1010 | Oh, hell! It's the right piece, but it's scored for a trombone. | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1011 | This one enjoyed your rendition of The Titanic but wonders if you could be a bit more upbeat, say South Pacific? | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1012 | All these notes and still no music. | 1.2774 | 0.04602 | 137 | 105 | 26 | 6 |
1013 | They’re all from Taylor Swift?! | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1014 | The piano tuner wants to know why we weren't home. | 1.2774 | 0.04484 | 137 | 104 | 28 | 5 |
1015 | It says learning all the diatonic 7th chords in all 12 keys, in all their possible inversions with both hands, could be a life-saver. | 1.2774 | 0.05047 | 137 | 109 | 18 | 10 |
1016 | Seems someone stranded on the next island over wants to hear some Beethoven today. | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1017 | It's another piano sonata in C major. One of us oughta try to learn to play that thing. | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
1018 | This one says keep the noise down as well. | 1.2773 | 0.05192 | 119 | 93 | 19 | 7 |
1019 | No good. They’re copyrighted. | 1.2771 | 0.04241 | 166 | 128 | 30 | 8 |
1020 | Nope,they missed the boat too. | 1.2770 | 0.04269 | 148 | 112 | 31 | 5 |
1021 | It’s another ad for piano lessons. | 1.2769 | 0.04886 | 130 | 101 | 22 | 7 |
1022 | Who is this Sting guy? | 1.2769 | 0.04762 | 130 | 100 | 24 | 6 |
1023 | The instructions say we should call a piano tuner. | 1.2769 | 0.05239 | 130 | 104 | 16 | 10 |
1024 | I sure wish we could read music. | 1.2769 | 0.04505 | 130 | 98 | 28 | 4 |
1025 | This one’s from a guy in Brooklyn saying you could use a piana tuna. | 1.2767 | 0.04629 | 159 | 126 | 22 | 11 |
1026 | Here's another request for "S.O.S." | 1.2766 | 0.04733 | 141 | 110 | 23 | 8 |
1027 | I wish he would write the music before emptying the bottle. | 1.2764 | 0.04661 | 123 | 93 | 26 | 4 |
1028 | I know you're playing Chopin, but this says Robinson Crusoe. | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
1029 | It's the last two movements of Schubert's "Unfinished Symphony." | 1.2761 | 0.04784 | 134 | 104 | 23 | 7 |
1030 | Nothing for piano. It’s all just kazoo music. | 1.2761 | 0.04543 | 134 | 102 | 27 | 5 |
1031 | Oh, no! This one’s also unfinished. | 1.2761 | 0.04900 | 134 | 105 | 21 | 8 |
1032 | Another bottle from ASCAP. This is our fifth and final warning before they take legal action. | 1.2759 | 0.04641 | 145 | 113 | 24 | 8 |
1033 | All of the right notes but not necessarily in the right order | 1.2759 | 0.04320 | 145 | 110 | 30 | 5 |
1034 | And here's a request from Mellissa in LA. She also says she's sorry she missed our last gig before we sailed. | 1.2759 | 0.04429 | 145 | 111 | 28 | 6 |
1035 | It seems that a very large number of "Cats" librettos were hurled into the sea when the movie came out. | 1.2759 | 0.04834 | 116 | 88 | 24 | 4 |
1036 | Damn! Still no sheet music. | 1.2756 | 0.04416 | 156 | 121 | 27 | 8 |
1037 | Try this one - it's in sea. | 1.2756 | 0.05084 | 127 | 100 | 19 | 8 |
1038 | Mosquito Coast is a damn slow read at four pages a bottle. | 1.2756 | 0.04832 | 127 | 98 | 23 | 6 |
1039 | Do these people think it's funny to request the Theme From Gilligan's Island again and again? | 1.2756 | 0.04700 | 127 | 97 | 25 | 5 |
1040 | It says there's no audience for our songs. | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
1041 | They keep saying "Sending Out an SOS" is already copyrighted. | 1.2754 | 0.05014 | 138 | 110 | 18 | 10 |
1042 | This request for Rhapsody in Blue comes from the next atoll. | 1.2750 | 0.05153 | 120 | 94 | 19 | 7 |
1043 | Another estimate from the movers: the piano's definitely staying here. | 1.2750 | 0.05418 | 120 | 96 | 15 | 9 |
1044 | Spotify sent another 14 cent royalty check. | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1045 | Great. Another aria written for a tenor! | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1046 | Lady Gaga wants to collaborate | 1.2748 | 0.04730 | 131 | 101 | 24 | 6 |
1047 | It says, "Freebird!" | 1.2746 | 0.04703 | 142 | 111 | 23 | 8 |
1048 | ‘Wassermusik’ again | 1.2745 | 0.04373 | 153 | 118 | 28 | 7 |
1049 | Darn it, now they want to know the color of my first car. | 1.2745 | 0.04565 | 153 | 120 | 24 | 9 |
1050 | Imagine no possessions | 1.2745 | 0.05937 | 102 | 82 | 12 | 8 |
1051 | It's our fifth request for "Bridge Over Troubled Waters". I mean, what's the odds? | 1.2745 | 0.04470 | 153 | 119 | 26 | 8 |
1052 | Nope. It’s another cello solo. | 1.2744 | 0.04353 | 164 | 128 | 27 | 9 |
1053 | This one here is called "escape" | 1.2743 | 0.04909 | 113 | 86 | 23 | 4 |
1054 | Apparently this is the a cappella archipelago. | 1.2743 | 0.05067 | 113 | 87 | 21 | 5 |
1055 | Fur Elise, Fur Elise, Fur Elise - what's with Fur Elise? | 1.2741 | 0.04635 | 135 | 104 | 25 | 6 |
1056 | I can't read my own writing. | 1.2740 | 0.04403 | 146 | 112 | 28 | 6 |
1057 | D# minor again?! | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
1058 | It's for you. More variations! | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
1059 | This last note settles the score. | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
1060 | We're one bottle away from Broadway. | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
1061 | This one has the words to "Obla di Obla da". Are you ready to play it? | 1.2735 | 0.05239 | 117 | 92 | 18 | 7 |
1062 | None of this is escapist music! | 1.2734 | 0.05048 | 128 | 101 | 19 | 8 |
1063 | Still nothing that I find transporting | 1.2734 | 0.04876 | 139 | 110 | 20 | 9 |
1064 | I'm not asking again: Bring my piano back. | 1.2727 | 0.04574 | 132 | 101 | 26 | 5 |
1065 | This one says we have a number one hit - but it's dated June 1968. | 1.2727 | 0.05311 | 110 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
1066 | Show me the way to go home, I'm tired and I wanna go to bed, I had a little drink About an hour ago.... | 1.2727 | 0.04148 | 154 | 117 | 32 | 5 |
1067 | I think it's a restraining order on playing "Frolicky Rolicky Wind." | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
1068 | Do we need an extended warranty for the piano? | 1.2727 | 0.04821 | 132 | 103 | 22 | 7 |
1069 | It says, Rescue Me - Music and Lyrics by Carole King | 1.2727 | 0.05055 | 132 | 105 | 18 | 9 |
1070 | They all write the same thing: the piano is horribly out of tune and they might sue us for endangering the big fish | 1.2727 | 0.04568 | 143 | 111 | 25 | 7 |
1071 | Who is this Sting fella, and is this his idea of a cruel joke? | 1.2727 | 0.04674 | 143 | 112 | 23 | 8 |
1072 | They want more Barry Manilow, and less Bach | 1.2720 | 0.04869 | 125 | 97 | 22 | 6 |
1073 | Now we know what they did with the drunken sailor. | 1.2720 | 0.04735 | 125 | 96 | 24 | 5 |
1074 | They're from people complaining about the noise. | 1.2714 | 0.04516 | 140 | 108 | 26 | 6 |
1075 | It's 9 o'clock on a saturday | 1.2714 | 0.04516 | 140 | 108 | 26 | 6 |
1076 | First they air drop a piano; that’s how they get you… | 1.2713 | 0.04368 | 129 | 97 | 29 | 3 |
1077 | I’m telling you - the contract says “gig at piano bar” not sand bar. | 1.2713 | 0.04505 | 129 | 98 | 27 | 4 |
1078 | Do you know 'Time in a Bottle?' | 1.2713 | 0.04891 | 129 | 101 | 21 | 7 |
1079 | It's another rejection letter. | 1.2713 | 0.04637 | 129 | 99 | 25 | 5 |
1080 | It says “Ignore other messages, play chopsticks “ | 1.2713 | 0.04891 | 129 | 101 | 21 | 7 |
1081 | Same guy. "Would it kill you to play 'Melancholy Baby'?" | 1.2713 | 0.04637 | 129 | 99 | 25 | 5 |
1082 | Now they're requesting Chopsticks. | 1.2712 | 0.05058 | 118 | 92 | 20 | 6 |
1083 | It’s another quote from the piano tuna. | 1.2712 | 0.05337 | 118 | 94 | 16 | 8 |
1084 | I don't understand how these people got our address. | 1.2710 | 0.05405 | 107 | 84 | 17 | 6 |
1085 | I can handle the crushing isolation--just not one more request for "Send in the Clowns." | 1.2710 | 0.04605 | 155 | 123 | 22 | 10 |
1086 | This one just says “Freebird.” | 1.2710 | 0.04323 | 155 | 120 | 28 | 7 |
1087 | Actually, this is just a note from a guy who is asking you to stop playing or get that damn piano tuned. | 1.2710 | 0.04605 | 155 | 123 | 22 | 10 |
1088 | They're all lyrics to Message In A Bottle . | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
1089 | This one says we’re washed up. | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
1090 | These Escape Rooms are getting more realistic all the time. | 1.2707 | 0.05021 | 133 | 106 | 18 | 9 |
1091 | Now he says to change E to E# in bar 359. | 1.2707 | 0.04789 | 133 | 104 | 22 | 7 |
1092 | It’s from some guy named Sting. | 1.2707 | 0.04544 | 133 | 102 | 26 | 5 |
1093 | I know, I know … You don’t take requests. | 1.2705 | 0.04661 | 122 | 93 | 25 | 4 |
1094 | What rhymes with Ishmael? | 1.2703 | 0.05111 | 111 | 86 | 20 | 5 |
1095 | No one knows how to read anymore. SOS does not mean Seen Our Steinway? or Send Out Scores. | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 79 | 15 | 6 |
1096 | This one is really interesting! “Da da DA da, da da da DA,” but then, just nonsense. | 1.2698 | 0.04965 | 126 | 99 | 20 | 7 |
1097 | Apparently, if we play the theme from Gilligan’s Island for three years straight, the network will rescue us and we’ll never be heard from again. | 1.2695 | 0.04374 | 141 | 108 | 28 | 5 |
1098 | I would have chosen a boat if I knew it was really going to happen. | 1.2692 | 0.04970 | 104 | 79 | 22 | 3 |
1099 | This time in a bottle we have tuning instructions. | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
1100 | It looks like yet another request from that big yacht over there. | 1.2690 | 0.04512 | 145 | 113 | 25 | 7 |
1101 | When stranded, it's important to stay composed. | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
1102 | Damn, this one is in E minor too | 1.2685 | 0.05197 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
1103 | It says "Congratulations new Steinway artist!" | 1.2685 | 0.05675 | 108 | 87 | 13 | 8 |
1104 | Wouldn't you know it, they sent the score for two pianos | 1.2683 | 0.04770 | 123 | 95 | 23 | 5 |
1105 | And this one's titled, "Ninety-FIVE Bottles of Beer on the Wall". | 1.2683 | 0.04628 | 123 | 94 | 25 | 4 |
1106 | Your mom says she'll only rescue us if you give up playing the piano. | 1.2683 | 0.04908 | 123 | 96 | 21 | 6 |
1107 | They’re asking if you take requests. | 1.2683 | 0.05042 | 123 | 97 | 19 | 7 |
1108 | Being stranded is no reason to sing out of tune! | 1.2683 | 0.04770 | 123 | 95 | 23 | 5 |
1109 | Just one more take and then we can go home. | 1.2681 | 0.04308 | 138 | 105 | 29 | 4 |
1110 | Evidently we need a violinist | 1.2679 | 0.04177 | 168 | 131 | 29 | 8 |
1111 | This guy says he can't be here to tune the piano until next month | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
1112 | Critics! | 1.2677 | 0.04930 | 127 | 100 | 20 | 7 |
1113 | It’s from Debussy’s heirs and successors telling you to cease and desist. … and for God’s sake take lessons and tune the piano. | 1.2677 | 0.04670 | 127 | 98 | 24 | 5 |
1114 | ‘Daddy sends his love, and for heaven’s sake Marion, stop slouching Marion.’ | 1.2677 | 0.04802 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
1115 | I think the problem are the acoustics. | 1.2676 | 0.04571 | 142 | 111 | 24 | 7 |
1116 | It says my automobile warranty is about to expire. | 1.2676 | 0.04784 | 142 | 113 | 20 | 9 |
1117 | The humpbacks want less wailing.” | 1.2672 | 0.05246 | 116 | 92 | 17 | 7 |
1118 | It’s a request for SHOW ME THE WAY TO GO HOME | 1.2672 | 0.04702 | 131 | 102 | 23 | 6 |
1119 | Damn it! There all Barry Manilow songs. | 1.2671 | 0.04589 | 146 | 115 | 23 | 8 |
1120 | That’s the third request for ‘All By Myself’” | 1.2667 | 0.04504 | 150 | 118 | 24 | 8 |
1121 | I can't believe it. It really IS a Bb! | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 135 | 107 | 20 | 8 |
1122 | Another damn violin concerto! | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
1123 | It's actually a pretty bad crowd for a Saturday, but let's just keep going. | 1.2667 | 0.04403 | 150 | 117 | 26 | 7 |
1124 | Beth stop playing…this must be pirated music. | 1.2667 | 0.05624 | 105 | 84 | 14 | 7 |
1125 | Wouldn't you know it, another message-in-a- bottle rejection! | 1.2667 | 0.04694 | 120 | 92 | 24 | 4 |
1126 | This jerk says ‘tune it yourself.’ | 1.2661 | 0.05135 | 124 | 99 | 17 | 8 |
1127 | That's the last bottle but it's still unfinished. | 1.2661 | 0.04596 | 124 | 95 | 25 | 4 |
1128 | The message is in the music. | 1.2661 | 0.04737 | 124 | 96 | 23 | 5 |
1129 | This does add poignancy to the question of how we'll get to Carnegie Hall. | 1.2661 | 0.04596 | 124 | 95 | 25 | 4 |
1130 | So when you’re near me darling, can’t you hear me, S.O.S. | 1.2661 | 0.04737 | 124 | 96 | 23 | 5 |
1131 | Hold down A and double click on C | 1.2661 | 0.05475 | 109 | 87 | 15 | 7 |
1132 | we are missing page 3 | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
1133 | Whoever was here sure loved the score to Cast Away. | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
1134 | Finally, they lifted the mask mandate. Business should be picking up. | 1.2656 | 0.05020 | 128 | 102 | 18 | 8 |
1135 | Drat, the chorus is missing. | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
1136 | Oh no! Now Joan is with David and Sheila is back with Frank. Bottle-bingeing is awesome! | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
1137 | Of course these fan messages can be encouraging, but somehow I still feel washed up. | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
1138 | Bob on Remote Island #12 asks if you know how to play anything besides Moonlight Sonata? | 1.2655 | 0.05186 | 113 | 89 | 18 | 6 |
1139 | They're all in C major. | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
1140 | When I asked what music you’d bring to a desert album, it was a hypothetical! | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
1141 | Sweet Jesus, Chopsticks again! | 1.2652 | 0.04793 | 132 | 104 | 21 | 7 |
1142 | Ooh, a classic! "Girl from Ipanema" | 1.2650 | 0.04605 | 117 | 89 | 25 | 3 |
1143 | I wish they'd sent the lyrics too. | 1.2650 | 0.04605 | 117 | 89 | 25 | 3 |
1144 | Wow! Excellent! I never knew "Louie Louie" had actual lyrics. | 1.2650 | 0.05063 | 117 | 92 | 19 | 6 |
1145 | I just don’t think Kenny and Dolly understood the downside of being an Island in the Stream…. | 1.2649 | 0.04171 | 151 | 116 | 30 | 5 |
1146 | Looks like another one from Sting. | 1.2647 | 0.04577 | 136 | 106 | 24 | 6 |
1147 | Son of a... another violin concerto! | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
1148 | Finally,the refrain! | 1.2647 | 0.05383 | 102 | 80 | 17 | 5 |
1149 | How’s this: Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale… | 1.2647 | 0.05383 | 102 | 80 | 17 | 5 |
1150 | Oh my God the piano belongs to them | 1.2645 | 0.04947 | 121 | 95 | 20 | 6 |
1151 | It says it's guaranteed to keep the sharks away. | 1.2643 | 0.04713 | 140 | 111 | 21 | 8 |
1152 | Even stranded, we can’t escape the Beatles | 1.2643 | 0.04602 | 140 | 110 | 23 | 7 |
1153 | Is this the best composition you could come up with?- ‘Alone again,Naturally” | 1.2642 | 0.05412 | 106 | 84 | 16 | 6 |
1154 | We will purchase your old grand piano even if you don't buy from us. | 1.2642 | 0.05069 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
1155 | Wait a minute...With my wine glasses off I can see it's not music, it's documents Trump flushed down the toilet. He is guilty of treason. We need to swim to America and sound the alarm. Quick let's make a boat out of that piano. | 1.2640 | 0.05465 | 125 | 103 | 11 | 11 |
1156 | Our original stuff keeps getting thrown back. | 1.2640 | 0.04970 | 125 | 99 | 19 | 7 |
1157 | Another note from your mom. She's really mad about these private piano lessons. | 1.2639 | 0.04515 | 144 | 113 | 24 | 7 |
1158 | Study accounting, they said; you’ll never need music. | 1.2636 | 0.04776 | 110 | 84 | 23 | 3 |
1159 | Sheet music for Baby Shark, AGAIN. | 1.2636 | 0.04862 | 129 | 102 | 20 | 7 |
1160 | It says here we're going to need 94 more bottles. | 1.2636 | 0.04607 | 129 | 100 | 24 | 5 |
1161 | Wow. I’ve been singing the lyrics wrong, like forever, man. | 1.2636 | 0.04607 | 129 | 100 | 24 | 5 |
1162 | Two more requests: Sitting on the Dock of the Bay and Sailing, Sailing over the Bounding Main. | 1.2635 | 0.04634 | 148 | 118 | 21 | 9 |
1163 | I didn't realize when I wrote 'Cry me a River' that it would get so out of hand. | 1.2632 | 0.04994 | 133 | 107 | 17 | 9 |
1164 | Honey, how does this sound? "You are cordially invited to our show, Favorite Piano Duets, Friday at 3 pm. RSVP. Bill and Edna." | 1.2632 | 0.04640 | 133 | 104 | 23 | 6 |
1165 | This is a request for a tune-up. | 1.2628 | 0.04548 | 137 | 107 | 24 | 6 |
1166 | Theme from "Gilligan's Island" again? | 1.2628 | 0.04179 | 137 | 104 | 30 | 3 |
1167 | They keep requesting the same Police song. | 1.2628 | 0.04889 | 137 | 110 | 18 | 9 |
1168 | Dear Ukraine,C# or B-? From Russia With Love | 1.2627 | 0.04878 | 118 | 92 | 21 | 5 |
1169 | It says, "Do you take requests?" | 1.2627 | 0.05025 | 118 | 93 | 19 | 6 |
1170 | Somewhere in here is the key to our survival. | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
1171 | These band meetings are SO hard to organize. | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
1172 | Damn, all of these messages in the bottle to tell us how to get off of this island, but no sheet music. | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
1173 | Do we have any thoughts about getting the band back together? | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
1174 | Should we send the Beatles' Help or ABBA's SOS? | 1.2621 | 0.05847 | 103 | 84 | 11 | 8 |
1175 | God I’m so drunk right now | 1.2619 | 0.05186 | 126 | 102 | 15 | 9 |
1176 | When you file these divorce papers? | 1.2619 | 0.04390 | 126 | 96 | 27 | 3 |
1177 | They won’t rescue us until you stop playing “chopsticks.” | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
1178 | Avoid salt air. | 1.2617 | 0.04664 | 107 | 81 | 24 | 2 |
1179 | I can’t believe they overturned the election again! Biden really did win! | 1.2615 | 0.04829 | 130 | 103 | 20 | 7 |
1180 | Damn it, yet another page 2. | 1.2615 | 0.04307 | 130 | 99 | 28 | 3 |
1181 | Yeah, more noise complaints. We never should have moved to an archipelago. | 1.2615 | 0.04307 | 130 | 99 | 28 | 3 |
1182 | Please, anything other than Sonata in C. | 1.2615 | 0.05070 | 130 | 105 | 16 | 9 |
1183 | Do you think being washed up on a desert island will help me get into Julliard? | 1.2615 | 0.04307 | 130 | 99 | 28 | 3 |
1184 | One more bottle of beer on the wall - this can’t be right. | 1.2614 | 0.04521 | 153 | 122 | 22 | 9 |
1185 | The Titanic Rule Book says keep playing until you sink! | 1.2613 | 0.05536 | 111 | 90 | 13 | 8 |
1186 | Which do you think: ‘Help!’ or ‘S.O.S.’? | 1.2612 | 0.04609 | 134 | 105 | 23 | 6 |
1187 | More music for your recital! | 1.2609 | 0.04954 | 115 | 90 | 20 | 5 |
1188 | this ones about dreaming of a white Christmas. | 1.2609 | 0.04279 | 138 | 106 | 28 | 4 |
1189 | We have a request for Slow Boat to China - do we know that one? | 1.2606 | 0.04320 | 142 | 110 | 27 | 5 |
1190 | This is either Beethoven's Fifths, minus one, or Schubert's Unfinished Symphony! | 1.2605 | 0.04693 | 119 | 92 | 23 | 4 |
1191 | They call it a universal language, but it’s all Greek to me. | 1.2605 | 0.05265 | 119 | 96 | 15 | 8 |
1192 | Ok. Let’s see if we can fix all this: Instructions. | 1.2605 | 0.04693 | 119 | 92 | 23 | 4 |
1193 | Why is it always sheet music for Piano Man ‽ | 1.2603 | 0.04767 | 146 | 118 | 18 | 10 |
1194 | I’d rather have canned music. | 1.2603 | 0.04667 | 146 | 117 | 20 | 9 |
1195 | Neil Diamond says we can play his songs if we agree to keep our opinions to ourselves. | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
1196 | They are all early drafts of Jim Corce's "Time in a Bottle" | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
1197 | Mother told me I should have married a doctor instead of a songwriter! | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
1198 | These are all sheet music for big bands! | 1.2602 | 0.04136 | 123 | 92 | 30 | 1 |
1199 | They're asking to make the song happier… | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
1200 | It's the final demand from the piano tuner... | 1.2600 | 0.04170 | 150 | 116 | 29 | 5 |
1201 | Wants to know can you play "As Time Goes By" | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
1202 | We're screwed! All the music is for a quartet! | 1.2600 | 0.04480 | 150 | 119 | 23 | 8 |
1203 | They're looking for a percussionist to play their coconuts. | 1.2598 | 0.04771 | 127 | 100 | 21 | 6 |
1204 | It's from The Police again | 1.2598 | 0.04501 | 127 | 98 | 25 | 4 |
1205 | Well well. Another anonymous critique of my aria. | 1.2598 | 0.04501 | 127 | 98 | 25 | 4 |
1206 | He says the Rondo still lacks development. | 1.2598 | 0.04501 | 127 | 98 | 25 | 4 |
1207 | In a cruel twist of fate, this one’s also a quartet. | 1.2595 | 0.04796 | 131 | 104 | 20 | 7 |
1208 | Now they think there's too much cowbell. | 1.2595 | 0.04796 | 131 | 104 | 20 | 7 |
1209 | Sure, piano won't save us, but the beer might! | 1.2595 | 0.05035 | 131 | 106 | 16 | 9 |
1210 | This one is from a bass player looking for a keyboardist. | 1.2595 | 0.04545 | 131 | 102 | 24 | 5 |
1211 | This one says, "This week only, 50% of piano tuning." | 1.2593 | 0.04456 | 135 | 105 | 25 | 5 |
1212 | It's all tuba music! | 1.2590 | 0.03815 | 166 | 127 | 35 | 4 |
1213 | This one says, “Can you play ‘Yellow Submarine’?” | 1.2590 | 0.04605 | 139 | 110 | 22 | 7 |
1214 | I gotta find a new place where the kids are hip | 1.2589 | 0.05190 | 112 | 89 | 17 | 6 |
1215 | I should have stopped to ask for musical directions. | 1.2587 | 0.04293 | 143 | 111 | 27 | 5 |
1216 | Damn—another noise complaint. | 1.2587 | 0.04293 | 143 | 111 | 27 | 5 |
1217 | This piece is for two pianos. | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
1218 | Every one . . . "Message in a Bottle." | 1.2585 | 0.04537 | 147 | 117 | 22 | 8 |
1219 | They're all from Ferrante & Teicher. | 1.2585 | 0.04218 | 147 | 114 | 28 | 5 |
1220 | It's another survey from the 'Desert Island Icebreaker Question Association' asking if you are happy with your decision to bring both your worst enemy and the object that would torture him the most. | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
1221 | Oh, it's another one with old tunes, nothing current. | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
1222 | Handel's Water Suite. Not funny, universe. | 1.2583 | 0.05225 | 120 | 97 | 15 | 8 |
1223 | I still say we should have gone with the wine of the month club. | 1.2581 | 0.04562 | 93 | 69 | 24 | 0 |
1224 | It's the same damn song! | 1.2581 | 0.04265 | 124 | 94 | 28 | 2 |
1225 | Thank you for your latest submission. Unfortunately, your concerto does not meet out present needs...... | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
1226 | It's another Barry Manilow song. | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1227 | Damn! It's all Beach Boys music! | 1.2581 | 0.04562 | 124 | 96 | 24 | 4 |
1228 | No matter how far away I go, the requests keep coming. | 1.2581 | 0.04974 | 124 | 99 | 18 | 7 |
1229 | Maroon 2 just doesn’t have the same ring to it. | 1.2578 | 0.04471 | 128 | 99 | 25 | 4 |
1230 | In the Prokofiev, that last F sharp should have been F natural. Cancel my subscription to your series. | 1.2577 | 0.05913 | 97 | 79 | 11 | 7 |
1231 | They all say the same thing: "We're in deep treble." | 1.2576 | 0.04515 | 132 | 103 | 24 | 5 |
1232 | Jane Campion wants her piano back | 1.2574 | 0.05387 | 101 | 80 | 16 | 5 |
1233 | I knew we should have left the piano at home. | 1.2571 | 0.04225 | 140 | 108 | 28 | 4 |
1234 | Damn! More banjo music! | 1.2571 | 0.05246 | 105 | 83 | 17 | 5 |
1235 | I just can't figure out how to get us out of treble! | 1.2571 | 0.04885 | 105 | 81 | 21 | 3 |
1236 | I liked it better when it was just me and the vollyball | 1.2571 | 0.05585 | 105 | 85 | 13 | 7 |
1237 | Isn’t a concert invitation for June 2032 too much of a short notice?“ | 1.2571 | 0.05069 | 105 | 82 | 19 | 4 |
1238 | A hundred bott..." Shoot, Mabel – We're 95 short. Gotta find another song | 1.2569 | 0.04802 | 144 | 117 | 17 | 10 |
1239 | Seems like they've cancelled your concerts! | 1.2569 | 0.04591 | 109 | 83 | 24 | 2 |
1240 | Who is John Cage? And why would he do this ? | 1.2566 | 0.05149 | 113 | 90 | 17 | 6 |
1241 | Looks Like We Made It", by Barry Manilow. Yeah, we're gonna need more rum | 1.2566 | 0.05149 | 113 | 90 | 17 | 6 |
1242 | I rather like this one. "I'll be seeing you in all the old familiar places." | 1.2566 | 0.04993 | 113 | 89 | 19 | 5 |
1243 | Sick humor - they’re requesting “Only the Good Die Young.” | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
1244 | It's the co-op board again. No music after 10pm. | 1.2564 | 0.04403 | 117 | 89 | 26 | 2 |
1245 | This is a final notice from the rent-to-own piano company. It says we’re five months behind. | 1.2564 | 0.05172 | 117 | 94 | 16 | 7 |
1246 | The music,I get. But I still can’t understand how they got the piano here. | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
1247 | It's another request for 'Don't Stop Believing' | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
1248 | Perhaps we've gotten too intricate with our cry for help. | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
1249 | Just my luck to be marooned on an island with a piano, and all we've got is Burt Bacharach music... | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1250 | Well, this is another note from a kid who wants us to write back! | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1251 | Sorry Dear, the piano tuner doesn't make island calls. | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
1252 | Please don't play Sting every time I get a message in a bottle. | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
1253 | Damn, it's the sheet music for 'Baby Shark' again. | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
1254 | Unless it’s ABBA’s S.O.S., I just don’t see how it can help. | 1.2560 | 0.04530 | 125 | 97 | 24 | 4 |
1255 | The long and winding road my ass! | 1.2560 | 0.04670 | 125 | 98 | 22 | 5 |
1256 | For the last time, we don't do requests! | 1.2560 | 0.04385 | 125 | 96 | 26 | 3 |
1257 | Great, another three-part harmony. | 1.2560 | 0.04385 | 125 | 96 | 26 | 3 |
1258 | How could you forget the piano payments? | 1.2558 | 0.04832 | 129 | 103 | 19 | 7 |
1259 | It’s another one from the next island begging me to stop playing Margaritaville. | 1.2558 | 0.04705 | 129 | 102 | 21 | 6 |
1260 | It’s the same old refrain, again. | 1.2556 | 0.04086 | 133 | 101 | 30 | 2 |
1261 | Yep, it's our upstairs neighbor back home again, asking you to keep it down. | 1.2556 | 0.04732 | 133 | 106 | 20 | 7 |
1262 | It doesn’t say anything here about how to get an octopus out of a piano. | 1.2555 | 0.04399 | 137 | 107 | 25 | 5 |
1263 | Looks like we have a little upbeat, sha-boom sha-boom, then right into the bridge | 1.2555 | 0.04275 | 137 | 106 | 27 | 4 |
1264 | Remember when I said to save the guitar? | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
1265 | No! No! No! Thats supposed to be an E-sharp! | 1.2552 | 0.04353 | 145 | 114 | 25 | 6 |
1266 | I’m gonna need some me time to finish this. | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
1267 | Fyre Festival 2022. | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
1268 | The dissonance of Bartok will be refreshing! Play on! | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
1269 | Mahler. Nothing but Mahler. Aren't we depressed enough? | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
1270 | Copacabana? Again? | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
1271 | It's another copyright infringement notice. | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
1272 | It's that guy Sting again. | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
1273 | We need a new manager,this is not my idea of a resort gig | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
1274 | Our timeshare deposit is non-refundable. | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
1275 | There's ketchup on this | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
1276 | Just another last final notice to extend the car warranty. | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
1277 | They all seem to be coral arrangements. | 1.2545 | 0.04907 | 110 | 86 | 20 | 4 |
1278 | Would you like to play the 2nd movement now, or wait until the entire concerto gets here? | 1.2545 | 0.04555 | 110 | 84 | 24 | 2 |
1279 | Message In A Bottle" by The Police,ABBA's "SOS" and "Survivor" by Destiny's Child. What are the odds | 1.2545 | 0.05393 | 110 | 89 | 14 | 7 |
1280 | La Mer may be Debussy's most famous tune, but as far as I'm concerned you can add a 'de' to it. | 1.2544 | 0.05109 | 114 | 91 | 17 | 6 |
1281 | No one is willing to come tune the damn thing. | 1.2544 | 0.04795 | 114 | 89 | 21 | 4 |
1282 | How many times have I told them "We don't have an electric?" | 1.2544 | 0.04795 | 114 | 89 | 21 | 4 |
1283 | Are you sure? This is how the Captain and Tennille got started. | 1.2542 | 0.04690 | 118 | 92 | 22 | 4 |
1284 | Hey look, another 'Message in a Bottle.' | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
1285 | Nope, still in the wrong key | 1.2542 | 0.04533 | 118 | 91 | 24 | 3 |
1286 | Last chance for our top prize: Romantic Island Getaway with Courtesy Moonlit Serenade | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
1287 | If you say, "Should I play it again, Sam," one more time... | 1.2541 | 0.04737 | 122 | 96 | 21 | 5 |
1288 | I wish they’d bottled some sheet music. | 1.2541 | 0.04737 | 122 | 96 | 21 | 5 |
1289 | This one's by the beach boys. | 1.2541 | 0.04592 | 122 | 95 | 23 | 4 |
1290 | They want you to play the part but you have to arrange your own transportation. | 1.2540 | 0.05032 | 126 | 102 | 16 | 8 |
1291 | No one has anything good to say about your playing. | 1.2540 | 0.04499 | 126 | 98 | 24 | 4 |
1292 | Another arrangement for French horn. | 1.2540 | 0.04053 | 126 | 95 | 30 | 1 |
1293 | Couldn’t you have wished for a map? | 1.2538 | 0.04544 | 130 | 102 | 23 | 5 |
1294 | Damn it. They're all copies of the "Message in a Bottle." | 1.2537 | 0.04455 | 134 | 105 | 24 | 5 |
1295 | But none of the symphonies are finished... | 1.2537 | 0.04579 | 134 | 106 | 22 | 6 |
1296 | They say you're still too loud. | 1.2536 | 0.04607 | 138 | 110 | 21 | 7 |
1297 | I like it, but make sure the bottle isn't Baroque. | 1.2534 | 0.04326 | 146 | 115 | 25 | 6 |
1298 | It's that same song by The Police again... | 1.2533 | 0.04250 | 150 | 118 | 26 | 6 |
1299 | Must be from a Beatles fan. It just says, 'Help!'. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1300 | Beethoven Sixth this time. | 1.2525 | 0.05044 | 99 | 77 | 19 | 3 |
1301 | It's another letter from our agent. They want to know if we'll write a sequel to South Pacific. | 1.2524 | 0.04921 | 103 | 80 | 20 | 3 |
1302 | Oh, dear God. The third movement of the sonata got here before the Adagio movement." | 1.2524 | 0.05293 | 103 | 82 | 16 | 5 |
1303 | Drat! Another of our music compositions is rejected. | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
1304 | Our music's washed up. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1305 | Please, Harold, just call customer service. This looks nothing like the canoe in the manual. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1306 | Caution: this warranty does not cover damage caused by shipwreck. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1307 | Another score with a key change in the 43rd measure! Are they all deaf? | 1.2523 | 0.05327 | 107 | 86 | 15 | 6 |
1308 | It’s a duet for piano and blown bottles. | 1.2523 | 0.05349 | 111 | 90 | 14 | 7 |
1309 | Our subscription will be terminated unless we remit payment within ten days. | 1.2522 | 0.04426 | 115 | 88 | 25 | 2 |
1310 | Here’s a request that’s NOT Billy Joel or Elton John. Can we do it? | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
1311 | Five bottles, and still not a single one with sheet music. | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
1312 | They say it's derivative. | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
1313 | Once more, with feeling. | 1.2520 | 0.04842 | 123 | 98 | 19 | 6 |
1314 | It’s another request. Do you know “Rescue Me”? | 1.2520 | 0.04703 | 123 | 97 | 21 | 5 |
1315 | They all say the same thing: Play louder! | 1.2520 | 0.04256 | 123 | 94 | 27 | 2 |
1316 | What the . . .? And you don't even LOOK like Yoko? | 1.2520 | 0.04097 | 123 | 93 | 29 | 1 |
1317 | What? How can these all be scored for harpsichord and zither? | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1318 | Another rejection? We will never get off this island! | 1.2520 | 0.04869 | 127 | 102 | 18 | 7 |
1319 | Oh, hell. It's more sheet music for oboe and strings. | 1.2519 | 0.04641 | 131 | 104 | 21 | 6 |
1320 | They're all for strings, Darlene. | 1.2519 | 0.04766 | 131 | 105 | 19 | 7 |
1321 | Great. So all we need now is two cellos and a bassoon. | 1.2518 | 0.04462 | 139 | 110 | 23 | 6 |
1322 | Play “Misty.” | 1.2518 | 0.04343 | 139 | 109 | 25 | 5 |
1323 | Our last song didn’t make the Top 40. We’re still uncharted. | 1.2518 | 0.04800 | 139 | 113 | 17 | 9 |
1324 | They STILL refuse to drop Joe Rogan. | 1.2517 | 0.04490 | 143 | 114 | 22 | 7 |
1325 | Were the reviews that bad?” | 1.2517 | 0.04119 | 151 | 118 | 28 | 5 |
1326 | It says, "play Misty for me." | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 116 | 92 | 19 | 5 |
1327 | It’s all in the key of sea. | 1.2500 | 0.04915 | 120 | 96 | 18 | 6 |
1328 | I think we made a wrong turn. | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 112 | 87 | 22 | 3 |
1329 | Fur Elise, again! | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
1330 | Another one! "Sending out an SMS?! " Do they think that's funny? | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
1331 | The neighbors are asking us to turn it down a bit. | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
1332 | If there was a bridge maybe we could get out of here! | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
1333 | It's just another taunting message asking if we've found "Middle Sea"? | 1.2500 | 0.04835 | 128 | 103 | 18 | 7 |
1334 | It's another noise complaint from the Homeowners Association. | 1.2500 | 0.04437 | 128 | 100 | 24 | 4 |
1335 | This review’s a stinker too. | 1.2500 | 0.04437 | 128 | 100 | 24 | 4 |
1336 | I can't take these constant revisions! | 1.2500 | 0.05116 | 108 | 86 | 17 | 5 |
1337 | He wants to know if we have a mask mandate! | 1.2500 | 0.04942 | 124 | 100 | 17 | 7 |
1338 | I think the urgency of our predicament would be better expressed by transposing to F-major. | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 112 | 87 | 22 | 3 |
1339 | They’re all just trying to settle the score! | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
1340 | Another request for "Yes, we have no bananas." | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
1341 | This is the key to getting out of here,so play on. | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
1342 | Looks like the bar closes in a few measures. | 1.2500 | 0.04610 | 132 | 105 | 21 | 6 |
1343 | The dark tone in the diminished fifth gets louder. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
1344 | This one says "Please don't play 'Message in a Bottle' anymore" | 1.2500 | 0.04777 | 144 | 118 | 16 | 10 |
1345 | Damn, it’s another notice that our piano warranty is about to expire! | 1.2500 | 0.04397 | 136 | 107 | 24 | 5 |
1346 | You have a request to play a song by Billy Joel. | 1.2500 | 0.04483 | 132 | 104 | 23 | 5 |
1347 | Drat! this guy wants to trade his boat for a piano, but says he gets wicked seasick | 1.2500 | 0.04227 | 124 | 95 | 27 | 2 |
1348 | They're ALL John Cage! | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 116 | 92 | 19 | 5 |
1349 | this is not remotely helpful | 1.2500 | 0.04669 | 124 | 98 | 21 | 5 |
1350 | Damn! It’s Handel’s Water Music. | 1.2500 | 0.04573 | 128 | 101 | 22 | 5 |
1351 | Drat.. all these coupons have already expired. | 1.2500 | 0.04915 | 120 | 96 | 18 | 6 |
1352 | Nuts! Another rejection from a music publisher. | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
1353 | We regret to inform you that once again your composition does not meet our continental standards. | 1.2500 | 0.03783 | 132 | 99 | 33 | 0 |
1354 | The music company says we need a bridge. | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
1355 | This one is from Ludwig: Für Elise ... | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
1356 | The essence of them all is, where can I listen free online? | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
1357 | Must be from Bob Dylan. He says there must be some way out of here. | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
1358 | Yes, it’s sheet music again, but we already have this one. | 1.2500 | 0.04807 | 124 | 99 | 19 | 6 |
1359 | At this point, it's all ragtime | 1.2483 | 0.04213 | 145 | 114 | 26 | 5 |
1360 | They’re wondering if we can play louder. | 1.2482 | 0.04289 | 141 | 111 | 25 | 5 |
1361 | I could've sworn I un-checked the Rachmaninov box. | 1.2482 | 0.04630 | 141 | 114 | 19 | 8 |
1362 | Nothing but offers to buy my house! | 1.2482 | 0.04945 | 137 | 113 | 14 | 10 |
1363 | The Willis' didn't invite us to their wedding! | 1.2481 | 0.04579 | 133 | 106 | 21 | 6 |
1364 | Congratulations! Because you stayed at a Hilton Hotel... | 1.2481 | 0.04323 | 133 | 104 | 25 | 4 |
1365 | It says we need an oboe too. | 1.2481 | 0.04579 | 133 | 106 | 21 | 6 |
1366 | He enjoyed “Alone Again, Naturally.” Now he wants to hear “Time in a Bottle.” | 1.2481 | 0.04407 | 129 | 101 | 24 | 4 |
1367 | They’ve sent another derivative work devoid of depth | 1.2480 | 0.04349 | 125 | 97 | 25 | 3 |
1368 | Guess outside distractions weren't the issue after all... | 1.2480 | 0.04636 | 125 | 99 | 21 | 5 |
1369 | It says you should be playing in the key of sea. | 1.2479 | 0.05018 | 121 | 98 | 16 | 7 |
1370 | Oh no, another request for “Sweet Caroline.” | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1371 | 4:33 | 1.2479 | 0.05137 | 117 | 95 | 15 | 7 |
1372 | Again with Row, Row, Row, Your Boat | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1373 | Another damn fugue for oboe | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1374 | It’s another long distance request from Casey Kasem. | 1.2478 | 0.04792 | 113 | 89 | 20 | 4 |
1375 | I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be in E-flat | 1.2478 | 0.05111 | 113 | 91 | 16 | 6 |
1376 | I only play by ear | 1.2478 | 0.04624 | 113 | 88 | 22 | 3 |
1377 | They are all violin concertos. | 1.2478 | 0.05111 | 113 | 91 | 16 | 6 |
1378 | We're so blessed, this is a music score for piano | 1.2478 | 0.04954 | 113 | 90 | 18 | 5 |
1379 | Damn! All these pieces are for harpsichord! | 1.2478 | 0.05111 | 113 | 91 | 16 | 6 |
1380 | Yes, they're sending a rescue ship but it's only for the piano. | 1.2477 | 0.05239 | 109 | 88 | 15 | 6 |
1381 | Not another duet. | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
1382 | It's another offer for an extended warranty. | 1.2477 | 0.04728 | 109 | 85 | 21 | 3 |
1383 | Are you absolutely certain you don't know 'Free Bird'? | 1.2476 | 0.05376 | 105 | 85 | 14 | 6 |
1384 | This one is also scored for two pianos. | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1385 | I think you need a haircut! | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
1386 | ‘Can you play, far, far away?’ | 1.2475 | 0.04752 | 101 | 78 | 21 | 2 |
1387 | I’m only able to find the lyrics to Gilligan’s Island. | 1.2475 | 0.04956 | 101 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
1388 | Can you just turn notifications off? | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1389 | I still can't decide whether we should sign up for conversational Chinese or Russian. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
1390 | Someone named Sting wrote back, "No need to send any more, I've already called The Police." | 1.2471 | 0.04239 | 170 | 138 | 22 | 10 |
1391 | Looks like it’s in the key of Sea. | 1.2466 | 0.04513 | 146 | 118 | 20 | 8 |
1392 | Another Jimmy Buffet request. | 1.2466 | 0.04299 | 146 | 116 | 24 | 6 |
1393 | It says ‘We’ll get you off the key as soon as you’re on key.’ | 1.2465 | 0.04708 | 142 | 116 | 17 | 9 |
1394 | What’s a fella got to do to get some Bach or Beethoven to wash up!? It’s the.dang sheet music for Heart and Soul YET again. | 1.2465 | 0.04378 | 142 | 113 | 23 | 6 |
1395 | ... watch the sunrise on a distant isle,..." Such sarcasm, I can't take it anymore. | 1.2464 | 0.04090 | 138 | 107 | 28 | 3 |
1396 | This only has instructions on how to tuna fish. | 1.2463 | 0.04424 | 134 | 106 | 23 | 5 |
1397 | I sure hope he finishes this composition before we have to leave! | 1.2463 | 0.04549 | 134 | 107 | 21 | 6 |
1398 | Less crescendo. | 1.2463 | 0.04162 | 134 | 104 | 27 | 3 |
1399 | Request for "Isn't it Romantic." Abe and Sarah's 75th! | 1.2463 | 0.04295 | 134 | 105 | 25 | 4 |
1400 | Yeah, another ‘can’t make your recital’, with a really weak Covid excuse. | 1.2462 | 0.04768 | 130 | 105 | 18 | 7 |
1401 | And exactly how do the Strings join the second movement?? | 1.2462 | 0.04377 | 130 | 102 | 24 | 4 |
1402 | It's the sheet music for baby shark. | 1.2462 | 0.04768 | 130 | 105 | 18 | 7 |
1403 | This next one goes out to John and Susie, who celebrated their 10th anniversary 6 months ago in Santa Monica. | 1.2460 | 0.04603 | 126 | 100 | 21 | 5 |
1404 | What I wouldn't do for something in D major | 1.2460 | 0.04319 | 126 | 98 | 25 | 3 |
1405 | Piano tuner desperately needed for stranded Steinway. | 1.2460 | 0.04463 | 126 | 99 | 23 | 4 |
1406 | it's the unfinished symphony | 1.2459 | 0.04403 | 122 | 95 | 24 | 3 |
1407 | Nope, just more stuff about the meaning of life. | 1.2459 | 0.04555 | 122 | 96 | 22 | 4 |
1408 | Somebody should do something about these robo messages!" | 1.2459 | 0.04701 | 122 | 97 | 20 | 5 |
1409 | I still can't finish it. | 1.2459 | 0.04981 | 122 | 99 | 16 | 7 |
1410 | They're disappointed we haven't pulled our stuff from Spotify. | 1.2458 | 0.04652 | 118 | 93 | 21 | 4 |
1411 | I appears to be beginner piano lessons but it is written in Korean. | 1.2458 | 0.05097 | 118 | 96 | 15 | 7 |
1412 | Mama Mia! — the fifth pizzeria this week that won’t deliver! | 1.2458 | 0.04953 | 118 | 95 | 17 | 6 |
1413 | Spotify wants more money | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1414 | Moonlight Sonata. Finally; someone with taste. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1415 | It’s from someone called Sting | 1.2456 | 0.04416 | 114 | 88 | 24 | 2 |
1416 | Just another song request. | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
1417 | It’s good, but I’d change pilots life to pirates life, I prefer the rum. | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
1418 | Clara, we'll never get this concerto published. He keeps editing and asking for changes in tempi, key and phrasing. | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
1419 | We need a timpani player. | 1.2455 | 0.04509 | 110 | 85 | 23 | 2 |
1420 | I still can’t find a release clause in the time share contract. | 1.2455 | 0.04509 | 110 | 85 | 23 | 2 |
1421 | Play me off, Joanie! | 1.2453 | 0.04798 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
1422 | More changes! This is what I hate about out-of-town tryouts. | 1.2451 | 0.05294 | 102 | 82 | 15 | 5 |
1423 | The sheet music you wanted is back-ordered. | 1.2451 | 0.04712 | 102 | 79 | 21 | 2 |
1424 | This one's a request for a Sting song called... | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
1425 | There's no variety anymore--every single one is an Ed Sheeran song! | 1.2451 | 0.04712 | 102 | 79 | 21 | 2 |
1426 | Still no tuning instructions. | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
1427 | Finally! They will rescue us if you stop playing ‘Chopsticks’ | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
1428 | I think it’s time to eat the music. | 1.2450 | 0.04199 | 151 | 120 | 25 | 6 |
1429 | I see the dolphins’ parts are limited to squeals and grunts. | 1.2449 | 0.04824 | 98 | 76 | 20 | 2 |
1430 | We should tell them all that you don’t do requests. | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
1431 | High sea", eh? Everyone'a comedian | 1.2449 | 0.05629 | 98 | 80 | 12 | 6 |
1432 | Does no one have the sheet music for Island Girl? | 1.2448 | 0.04571 | 143 | 116 | 19 | 8 |
1433 | Here's another request for "Piano Man". | 1.2446 | 0.04548 | 139 | 112 | 20 | 7 |
1434 | How do we tell them that you don't know "Freebird"? | 1.2444 | 0.04518 | 135 | 108 | 21 | 6 |
1435 | I don't mind taking requests, but I asked to go paperless two months ago. | 1.2444 | 0.04135 | 135 | 105 | 27 | 3 |
1436 | It says that this is the third notice, and if we do not make a payment in two weeks, they will reposes the piano. | 1.2444 | 0.04394 | 135 | 107 | 23 | 5 |
1437 | Looks like everyone wants you to play 'Message in a Bottle'. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
1438 | Sit tight...I'm still looking for your opening notes | 1.2444 | 0.04394 | 135 | 107 | 23 | 5 |
1439 | Another sonata for bassoon and cello . . . | 1.2444 | 0.04518 | 135 | 108 | 21 | 6 |
1440 | This isn't right either. I think you are going to need to just play it by ear. | 1.2441 | 0.04706 | 127 | 102 | 19 | 6 |
1441 | Damn, we try to get away to finish the show and our producer is still sending notes. | 1.2441 | 0.04837 | 127 | 103 | 17 | 7 |
1442 | They say we are the Rodgers and Hammerstein of the South Pacific! | 1.2439 | 0.04808 | 123 | 99 | 18 | 6 |
1443 | Dang! Another "Water Music" score. | 1.2439 | 0.04056 | 123 | 94 | 28 | 1 |
1444 | Looks like another 90's hits karaoke night. | 1.2437 | 0.05059 | 119 | 97 | 15 | 7 |
1445 | They all say, "Play 'Far Far Away!'" | 1.2437 | 0.04460 | 119 | 93 | 23 | 3 |
1446 | You never did know the score. | 1.2437 | 0.05059 | 119 | 97 | 15 | 7 |
1447 | It’s another request. | 1.2435 | 0.04718 | 115 | 91 | 20 | 4 |
1448 | It says here, "To get off a desert island play 'Bridge Over Troubled Waters." | 1.2435 | 0.04553 | 115 | 90 | 22 | 3 |
1449 | It's all high Cs. | 1.2435 | 0.05031 | 115 | 93 | 16 | 6 |
1450 | It’s from your agent. The island tour is canceled due to Covid. | 1.2435 | 0.04877 | 115 | 92 | 18 | 5 |
1451 | They always request the same tunes! | 1.2435 | 0.04877 | 115 | 92 | 18 | 5 |
1452 | Thank you for you incisive submission but Taylor Swift has already covered that topic | 1.2432 | 0.05310 | 111 | 91 | 13 | 7 |
1453 | Great. More Philip Glass. | 1.2431 | 0.04324 | 144 | 115 | 23 | 6 |
1454 | Stop! Gangnam Style has already been used as a song title. | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
1455 | It says: "Please for the love of God, tune the piano!" | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
1456 | Here's one you might like. "This is my island in the sun. | 1.2427 | 0.04672 | 103 | 80 | 21 | 2 |
1457 | Oates & Hall… Hall & Oates … I think we have bigger issues than our billing. | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
1458 | Damn! More jazz. | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
1459 | They say they want more "Hamilton" and less "Man of La Mancha". | 1.2427 | 0.04672 | 103 | 80 | 21 | 2 |
1460 | It’s the theme song from Gilligan’s Island. | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
1461 | Oh! It says you put the lime in the coconut not the wine in the coconut! | 1.2424 | 0.04318 | 132 | 104 | 24 | 4 |
1462 | We may be stranded, but at least we have the luxuries of life: literature, music, and alcohol. | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
1463 | Another Debussey "Le Mer" composition for cello! | 1.2422 | 0.04401 | 128 | 101 | 23 | 4 |
1464 | Looks like Sting is back on tour. | 1.2422 | 0.04673 | 128 | 103 | 19 | 6 |
1465 | It says, "Help, we're on our second honeymoon and the piano player doesn't know 'The Way We Were.'" | 1.2421 | 0.05741 | 95 | 78 | 11 | 6 |
1466 | I have no idea - but if you play this page next, it changes the whole complexion of the piece | 1.2421 | 0.05542 | 95 | 77 | 13 | 5 |
1467 | Still nothing for four hands! | 1.2419 | 0.04490 | 124 | 98 | 22 | 4 |
1468 | Reservations for your performance keep floating in . . . . | 1.2419 | 0.04773 | 124 | 100 | 18 | 6 |
1469 | They're all recommendations for piano tuners. | 1.2419 | 0.04490 | 124 | 98 | 22 | 4 |
1470 | This is where the horns come in. | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
1471 | Moon, June......Maroon. | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
1472 | its says"94 bottles of beer on the wall, 94 bottles of beer... | 1.2417 | 0.04427 | 120 | 94 | 23 | 3 |
1473 | It says the next movement "may prove more difficult." It's for four hands, two pianos. | 1.2417 | 0.04879 | 120 | 97 | 17 | 6 |
1474 | Free Bird, again. | 1.2414 | 0.04184 | 145 | 115 | 25 | 5 |
1475 | It's the score from "Cast Away." | 1.2414 | 0.04682 | 116 | 92 | 20 | 4 |
1476 | To receive Final Movement, please remit remaining bottle of rum. | 1.2414 | 0.04519 | 116 | 91 | 22 | 3 |
1477 | Request for "By the beautiful sea ..." | 1.2414 | 0.04350 | 116 | 90 | 24 | 2 |
1478 | ...You are my sunshine, my only sunshine... | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
1479 | I don't think the lyrics convey the characters' desperation. | 1.2414 | 0.04839 | 116 | 93 | 18 | 5 |
1480 | Apparently our auto warranty is about to expire. | 1.2414 | 0.06110 | 87 | 72 | 9 | 6 |
1481 | Silencio, my dear. The John Cage estate is claiming copyright issues. | 1.2411 | 0.04259 | 141 | 112 | 24 | 5 |
1482 | It's coming to the climax. Quick, play something suspenseful. | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1483 | No, this one is just another copy of Stairway to Heaven. | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1484 | It says he can name that tune in five notes. | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1485 | Well, finally: Brahms's Hungarian Dances in four hands. | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1486 | Looks like the 'Lost Chord' just washed up here. | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1487 | Just more misinformation | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1488 | This no-frills writer's retreat isn't working for me. | 1.2409 | 0.04212 | 137 | 108 | 25 | 4 |
1489 | 'S.O.S.!' again? As if we don't have our own problems. | 1.2409 | 0.04694 | 137 | 112 | 17 | 8 |
1490 | Another one. The music for "South Pacific". Someone must know we're here. | 1.2407 | 0.04900 | 108 | 86 | 18 | 4 |
1491 | It's another sea shanty. | 1.2407 | 0.04720 | 108 | 85 | 20 | 3 |
1492 | Another duet | 1.2407 | 0.04337 | 108 | 83 | 24 | 1 |
1493 | Finally: the lyrics to “Gilligan’s Island”. | 1.2407 | 0.05403 | 108 | 89 | 12 | 7 |
1494 | Another rejection for our Rhapsody in Sea Major. | 1.2407 | 0.04900 | 108 | 86 | 18 | 4 |
1495 | OK! Try this: ta ta ta DAH. | 1.2407 | 0.05073 | 108 | 87 | 16 | 5 |
1496 | How about "Leaving on a Jet Plane"? | 1.2406 | 0.04420 | 133 | 106 | 22 | 5 |
1497 | What are the odds?!? Six copies of the theme music from "Gilligan's Island". | 1.2406 | 0.04420 | 133 | 106 | 22 | 5 |
1498 | This one isn't booze either. | 1.2406 | 0.04154 | 133 | 104 | 26 | 3 |
1499 | Here's a request. They want, 'Nearer my God to thee'" | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
1500 | My car insurance may already have expired! | 1.2404 | 0.04633 | 104 | 81 | 21 | 2 |
1501 | This looks like a good one, but dammit, it needs a violin accompanist . | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
1502 | Don't respond to the other requests and promises, I've been hacked........ | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
1503 | This is the third time we've gotten Chopin's Concerto No. 1 | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1504 | They keep sending the wrong notes. | 1.2403 | 0.04371 | 129 | 102 | 23 | 4 |
1505 | Pitch for a streaming series where hearing is illegal?” “Pitch for a three-season Netflix show where revenge porn has replaced the dollar as America’s main currency?” If another one of these washes up, we should stay stranded or just kill ourselves | 1.2400 | 0.04600 | 125 | 100 | 20 | 5 |
1506 | Another request for 'Octopus's Garden.' | 1.2400 | 0.04311 | 125 | 98 | 24 | 3 |
1507 | It may have been a mistake to ask our agent to arrange a rescue. Here's another vague assurance. | 1.2400 | 0.04458 | 125 | 99 | 22 | 4 |
1508 | Here is an offer from a piano bar, one island over. | 1.2400 | 0.04522 | 100 | 77 | 22 | 1 |
1509 | Do you know 'It's Five O'Clock, Somewhere?' | 1.2400 | 0.04458 | 125 | 99 | 22 | 4 |
1510 | You can't blame the lack of inspiration on too many distractions. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
1511 | They all say, "Play it again, Sam!" | 1.2397 | 0.04159 | 146 | 116 | 25 | 5 |
1512 | Nope, not sheet music either. Just another set of instructions on how to get home! | 1.2397 | 0.04983 | 121 | 99 | 15 | 7 |
1513 | Lesson number five. | 1.2397 | 0.04236 | 121 | 94 | 25 | 2 |
1514 | Damn! 'Heart And Soul' Again? | 1.2397 | 0.04843 | 121 | 98 | 17 | 6 |
1515 | They're all good messages but I don't think they're hits. | 1.2397 | 0.04395 | 121 | 95 | 23 | 3 |
1516 | Still no third movement! | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
1517 | Play in C, not in sea... | 1.2393 | 0.04485 | 117 | 92 | 22 | 3 |
1518 | It's another request for the theme to Gilligan's Island. | 1.2393 | 0.04485 | 117 | 92 | 22 | 3 |
1519 | Who is this joker who keeps sending us the music score for Groundhog Day? | 1.2393 | 0.05381 | 117 | 98 | 10 | 9 |
1520 | This one is in sea major. | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
1521 | Why do they keep sending the woodwinds score? | 1.2393 | 0.04646 | 117 | 93 | 20 | 4 |
1522 | It asks whether we have a right to sing the blues. | 1.2389 | 0.05071 | 113 | 92 | 15 | 6 |
1523 | Still, no adagio. | 1.2389 | 0.04221 | 113 | 87 | 25 | 1 |
1524 | Here it is...piano in a bottle instructions | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1525 | It says our car warranty is expiring | 1.2385 | 0.04608 | 130 | 105 | 19 | 6 |
1526 | Does this song sound desperate enough? | 1.2385 | 0.04860 | 130 | 107 | 15 | 8 |
1527 | Who wrote this crap? | 1.2384 | 0.04276 | 151 | 122 | 22 | 7 |
1528 | Sorry, it's another piece for two pianos. | 1.2381 | 0.04977 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
1529 | Are you sure those are instructions for building a piano raft? | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
1530 | The reviews are in! | 1.2381 | 0.05158 | 105 | 85 | 15 | 5 |
1531 | Damn. The French horn part. Still no piano. | 1.2381 | 0.05332 | 105 | 86 | 13 | 6 |
1532 | Okay, we're screwed, they only accept submissions dated by December 5, 1990. | 1.2381 | 0.05332 | 105 | 86 | 13 | 6 |
1533 | Bach’s music can take you places | 1.2381 | 0.04133 | 147 | 117 | 25 | 5 |
1534 | When I asked god if he could send us back, I didn’t mean Bach. | 1.2378 | 0.04958 | 143 | 121 | 10 | 12 |
1535 | I don't have time to learn all these words! | 1.2377 | 0.04664 | 122 | 98 | 19 | 5 |
1536 | You ever wonder how this piano got here? | 1.2377 | 0.04946 | 122 | 100 | 15 | 7 |
1537 | Chuck and Kelly couldn’t help but wonder why every message in a bottle contained show tunes from Spongebob Squarepants: The Broadway Musical. | 1.2377 | 0.04205 | 122 | 95 | 25 | 2 |
1538 | It says, could you keep it down, the baby's napping. | 1.2377 | 0.04363 | 122 | 96 | 23 | 3 |
1539 | We need a bridge. | 1.2376 | 0.05293 | 101 | 82 | 14 | 5 |
1540 | Doesn't anyone write songs in C sharp anymore? | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
1541 | It says the Steinway repair man can’t come until June. | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
1542 | Nope, this one's for clarinet too. | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
1543 | Where are the police when you need them? | 1.2375 | 0.06225 | 80 | 66 | 9 | 5 |
1544 | This is Casey Kasem with another long distance request. Message in a Bottle, by the Police. | 1.2374 | 0.04519 | 139 | 113 | 19 | 7 |
1545 | Ugh! It’s all Andrew Lloyd Webber music. | 1.2373 | 0.04611 | 118 | 94 | 20 | 4 |
1546 | You had better get famous fast. We're running out of bottles. | 1.2373 | 0.04451 | 118 | 93 | 22 | 3 |
1547 | Reason I left you No. 74: That lady you cheated on me with plays the same stupid song over and over. My advice: Use the bottles to a) cut the strings, b) use as ear plugs, or c) put her fingers in. My speedboat will drop off more messages tomorrow. | 1.2373 | 0.05061 | 118 | 97 | 14 | 7 |
1548 | Again with the double s in deserted! | 1.2373 | 0.04611 | 118 | 94 | 20 | 4 |
1549 | It says you’re technically proficient but you need to work on your expression. | 1.2371 | 0.05029 | 97 | 77 | 17 | 3 |
1550 | It's another copy of "time in a bottle". I'm so done with this. | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
1551 | It's an invitation to perform at the Kennedy Center, but it's for tomorrow! | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
1552 | Thank heavens for your "Score of the Week" subscription. | 1.2368 | 0.04712 | 114 | 91 | 19 | 4 |
1553 | Urgh! stupid search engine. Every response for my query for 'interesting scores' is a proposition from single women. | 1.2368 | 0.04545 | 114 | 90 | 21 | 3 |
1554 | Can't send this one. Time in a Bottle is already taken. | 1.2368 | 0.04370 | 114 | 89 | 23 | 2 |
1555 | It’s another request for ‘You’re So Far Away’. | 1.2368 | 0.04545 | 114 | 90 | 21 | 3 |
1556 | This one is in C | 1.2368 | 0.04712 | 114 | 91 | 19 | 4 |
1557 | Looks like they want a Beach Boys medley | 1.2366 | 0.04446 | 131 | 105 | 21 | 5 |
1558 | We’ll title the song “Rescue Me.” Hopefully, Spotify will pick it up. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
1559 | Who's the idiot who keeps requesting The Ballad of Gilligan's Island? | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
1560 | You've already mastered chopsticks and they keep sending it. | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1561 | Please stop. | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
1562 | another trio.... | 1.2364 | 0.04460 | 110 | 86 | 22 | 2 |
1563 | It says the warranty is still good. But shipping is not included. | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1564 | IT SAYS HER THAT THE BIG BOTTLES ARE WORTH A NICKLE AND THE LITTLE ONES ONLY 2 CENTS. | 1.2362 | 0.05056 | 127 | 106 | 12 | 9 |
1565 | Gee whiz, Madge, they've ALL sent their regrets. The debut of our honky tonk version of "Duelling Chopsticks" is going to have to wait. [Fame continued to elude the Plinkers.] | 1.2362 | 0.04395 | 127 | 101 | 22 | 4 |
1566 | The score says heavy on bass, but it doesn't say whether it should be wild-caught or farm fresh! | 1.2362 | 0.04803 | 127 | 104 | 16 | 7 |
1567 | It says that we're elibilble for an exended warranty on our purchase. | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
1568 | The lost verses of American Pie... | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
1569 | The record label says our listening base is too isolated. | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
1570 | Babe. Babe! This says we have to go to somewhere called 'coda'! | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
1571 | I don't care how many bottles we get, we're not playing "I Write the Songs". | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
1572 | Another one addressed to the Florida keys. | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
1573 | This ones from Billy Joel. | 1.2358 | 0.04771 | 123 | 100 | 17 | 6 |
1574 | Another hip hop piece ! Are you sure you checked the “classic” box ? | 1.2358 | 0.04483 | 123 | 98 | 21 | 4 |
1575 | How many sea shanties ARE there? | 1.2358 | 0.04909 | 123 | 101 | 15 | 7 |
1576 | Forever on This Island” just sounds so depressing | 1.2358 | 0.04483 | 123 | 98 | 21 | 4 |
1577 | Ninety-five bottles of beer... | 1.2358 | 0.04483 | 123 | 98 | 21 | 4 |
1578 | They're all "Chopsticks". | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1579 | Oh, wait. It’s pianississimo. | 1.2353 | 0.05022 | 119 | 98 | 14 | 7 |
1580 | Let’s do “Don't get around much anymore.” | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
1581 | There's a Norwegian Cruise ship due to pass here in about a month. That should give you enough practice time to get ready. | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1582 | They still don't get it--what we really want is the rum. | 1.2353 | 0.04878 | 119 | 97 | 16 | 6 |
1583 | It keeps saying: Play it again Sam. | 1.2353 | 0.04205 | 136 | 108 | 24 | 4 |
1584 | Ok, how about "Some Enchanted Evening"? | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1585 | Hmmm, it says, 'For the last time, keep it down, I'm trying to get some sleep over here!' | 1.2353 | 0.04254 | 119 | 93 | 24 | 2 |
1586 | They're really pushing the expired car warranty line | 1.2353 | 0.04878 | 119 | 97 | 16 | 6 |
1587 | South Pacific. Again. | 1.2348 | 0.04004 | 132 | 103 | 27 | 2 |
1588 | More Chopin. | 1.2348 | 0.04146 | 132 | 104 | 25 | 3 |
1589 | It's another Cease and Desist letter from ASCAP. . . | 1.2348 | 0.04283 | 132 | 105 | 23 | 4 |
1590 | Finally! The new issue of ‘Desert Island Piano Duets.’ | 1.2348 | 0.04004 | 132 | 103 | 27 | 2 |
1591 | They continue to hear you in seashells. | 1.2348 | 0.04545 | 132 | 107 | 19 | 6 |
1592 | That submarine captain is taunting us with K-pop again. | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
1593 | Great. Another unfinished symphony. | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
1594 | It says here we need a tuning fork. But we also need a regular fork. | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1595 | It's another complaint from the neighbors. | 1.2347 | 0.04541 | 98 | 76 | 21 | 1 |
1596 | Sarah, these squiggly lines are starting to make sense to me... | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
1597 | Come Sail Away is already a song. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
1598 | Apparently the reviewers think we've taken this off-off-off Broadway thing too far. | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
1599 | La Mer, la Mer, toujours la Mer. | 1.2344 | 0.04365 | 128 | 102 | 22 | 4 |
1600 | When I said you were four sheets to the wind, this isn't what I meant. | 1.2342 | 0.04949 | 111 | 90 | 16 | 5 |
1601 | Now the fish have offered to teach you how to properly play scales! | 1.2342 | 0.04949 | 111 | 90 | 16 | 5 |
1602 | I can’t believe this! Every one of these is the piano notation for Chopsticks - “Pianissimo” | 1.2340 | 0.05542 | 94 | 77 | 12 | 5 |
1603 | Honey, we're almost out of toilet paper. | 1.2339 | 0.04737 | 124 | 101 | 17 | 6 |
1604 | I knew we should have gotten the extended warranty. | 1.2339 | 0.04451 | 124 | 99 | 21 | 4 |
1605 | ..yeah, if you didn’t want to play those..you are not going to like ‘Yes, We Have No Bananas’ | 1.2339 | 0.04301 | 124 | 98 | 23 | 3 |
1606 | no coda again. We're never going to get home. | 1.2339 | 0.04451 | 124 | 99 | 21 | 4 |
1607 | Sez here, 'Face it boys, your career's washed up. ' | 1.2338 | 0.03994 | 154 | 123 | 26 | 5 |
1608 | Johann, isn't wine, women and song enough for you? | 1.2336 | 0.04519 | 107 | 84 | 21 | 2 |
1609 | The Manilow takes it up another half step for the finale. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
1610 | Once again, it's sheet music for "Time in a Bottle" | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
1611 | Can you keep it down up there? | 1.2336 | 0.04178 | 137 | 109 | 24 | 4 |
1612 | What does 'coda' mean? | 1.2333 | 0.04054 | 120 | 93 | 26 | 1 |
1613 | Now they want us to change it to ’the Professor and Mary Ann.’ | 1.2333 | 0.05253 | 90 | 72 | 15 | 3 |
1614 | Another request for something in the key of sea… | 1.2333 | 0.05485 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 4 |
1615 | Great - another Jimmy Buffett song. | 1.2333 | 0.04694 | 120 | 97 | 18 | 5 |
1616 | Come on,really? Handel | 1.2333 | 0.04223 | 120 | 94 | 24 | 2 |
1617 | You’d think Sting would have something better to do. | 1.2333 | 0.05009 | 90 | 71 | 17 | 2 |
1618 | I can't believe we've never played this one. | 1.2333 | 0.04841 | 120 | 98 | 16 | 6 |
1619 | This completes book one of “Teaching Little Fingers to Play.” | 1.2333 | 0.04223 | 120 | 94 | 24 | 2 |
1620 | You have another request. | 1.2331 | 0.04639 | 133 | 109 | 17 | 7 |
1621 | The next part’s in sea minor. | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
1622 | It’s another request for Piano Man. | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
1623 | Finally a show tune in a bottle! | 1.2330 | 0.04618 | 103 | 81 | 20 | 2 |
1624 | I just feel stuck | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
1625 | Finally! Something to use as toilet paper | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
1626 | Well, now we have five copies of "Come Sail Away". | 1.2330 | 0.04407 | 103 | 80 | 22 | 1 |
1627 | ...and yet another Baby Shark score! | 1.2329 | 0.04012 | 146 | 116 | 26 | 4 |
1628 | You’re being sued for your cover of ISLAND GIRL. | 1.2328 | 0.04127 | 116 | 90 | 25 | 1 |
1629 | This is the 5th Covid test in a bottle we got this week. | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1630 | It's another request to turn the music down. | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
1631 | It’s the castaways on the next island over. They are not thrilled with the Beethoven. | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
1632 | Dave is visibly frustrated to receive yet another “Message in a Bottle” song request. | 1.2326 | 0.04606 | 129 | 105 | 18 | 6 |
1633 | Dang, It's Schubert's 'Unfinished' | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
1634 | Step 5:Download the Steinway App | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
1635 | It's from Sting. It seems we're not alone in being alone. | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
1636 | Another recipe for baked Alaska | 1.2321 | 0.04203 | 112 | 87 | 24 | 1 |
1637 | This one says, "Help, I'm stranded on a desert island with only a volleyball." | 1.2321 | 0.05071 | 112 | 92 | 14 | 6 |
1638 | Nope, this isn't the 5th movement. | 1.2321 | 0.04570 | 112 | 89 | 20 | 3 |
1639 | I don't think we have two tickets to paradise anymore | 1.2321 | 0.04743 | 112 | 90 | 18 | 4 |
1640 | It's another request for 'Strangers On The Shore'. | 1.2321 | 0.04570 | 112 | 89 | 20 | 3 |
1641 | This one's an ad for another cruise line. | 1.2321 | 0.04570 | 112 | 89 | 20 | 3 |
1642 | NO, I don't know "Do you know the way to San Jose"? | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
1643 | I don't think our piano bar is ever going to turn a profit. | 1.2316 | 0.04351 | 95 | 73 | 22 | 0 |
1644 | It's a request for something less Tropical | 1.2315 | 0.04482 | 108 | 85 | 21 | 2 |
1645 | No amount of hootch can make me hate you any less, Rodgers and Hammerstein! | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
1646 | We still haven’t found the lost chord. | 1.2315 | 0.05197 | 108 | 89 | 13 | 6 |
1647 | The Macarena again! We're doomed. | 1.2315 | 0.05361 | 108 | 90 | 11 | 7 |
1648 | It's another request for "Far Far Away" in a high C. | 1.2315 | 0.04671 | 108 | 86 | 19 | 3 |
1649 | These songs are terrible… | 1.2314 | 0.04805 | 121 | 99 | 16 | 6 |
1650 | Mom can't make the concert? Pity. | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
1651 | Stop playing that fucking piano! I’m trying to read! | 1.2313 | 0.04484 | 134 | 109 | 19 | 6 |
1652 | This doe's not say anything about whether a piano will float. | 1.2308 | 0.04272 | 117 | 92 | 23 | 2 |
1653 | Damn, nothing here for a duet! | 1.2308 | 0.05333 | 104 | 86 | 12 | 6 |
1654 | No, it's Fur Elise again... | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
1655 | Another request,this time for Beyond the Sea. | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1656 | This one doesn’t allow for coconut accompaniment either. | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
1657 | This says “music can save your life” but it doesn’t say how. Well, keep reading. | 1.2308 | 0.04961 | 91 | 72 | 17 | 2 |
1658 | Encore, encore. | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
1659 | Dear Santa... | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
1660 | Let’s try this and see if it floats | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1661 | It's encrypted. | 1.2308 | 0.04761 | 117 | 95 | 17 | 5 |
1662 | Yeah . . . another Jimmy Buffet tune. | 1.2302 | 0.04530 | 126 | 102 | 19 | 5 |
1663 | I agree that Piano Man is sexist, but it's true. I never had time for a wife. Until now. | 1.2302 | 0.04802 | 126 | 104 | 15 | 7 |
1664 | Let's just face the music. We're never getting out of here. | 1.2302 | 0.04530 | 126 | 102 | 19 | 5 |
1665 | Beyond the Sea" again | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1666 | Roll in flour,then eggs… | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
1667 | Damn, it's all Barry Manilow | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
1668 | It says "I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle" and it's signed by Sting. | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
1669 | There is not one upbeat lyric in the bunch. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1670 | Finally, the second verse of 'Chopsticks' | 1.2301 | 0.05184 | 113 | 94 | 12 | 7 |
1671 | None of this sheet music is for a piano solo. | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1672 | Did you subscribe? | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
1673 | getting stuck with Sting on a desert island gets boring after the 5th straight message in a bottle rendition. Believe me.. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1674 | It could be the wine but I think I can finally read music. | 1.2300 | 0.05291 | 100 | 82 | 13 | 5 |
1675 | It's another one for dueling panios. | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
1676 | Remember Captain Hook? Well he finally delivered. | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
1677 | Apparently, the last guy on this island sang it a cappella. | 1.2299 | 0.06052 | 87 | 73 | 8 | 6 |
1678 | Could you sing louder so someone can save us? | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
1679 | These lyrics are so derivative. And who the hell is the pretentious castaway? | 1.2299 | 0.06269 | 87 | 74 | 6 | 7 |
1680 | Play "Rescue Me" | 1.2296 | 0.04576 | 135 | 111 | 17 | 7 |
1681 | Some dude named Schubert. | 1.2296 | 0.03926 | 135 | 106 | 27 | 2 |
1682 | Unbelievable, it is the baby shark sheet music again! | 1.2295 | 0.05045 | 122 | 102 | 12 | 8 |
1683 | Chopsticks. Again. | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
1684 | Just more lyrics from the Police… | 1.2295 | 0.04909 | 122 | 101 | 14 | 7 |
1685 | It's one more whale who wants you slow the tempo." | 1.2294 | 0.04986 | 109 | 89 | 15 | 5 |
1686 | This is a recipe for disaster. | 1.2294 | 0.04633 | 109 | 87 | 19 | 3 |
1687 | They are all asking to hear the theme song from “ Fantasy Island” | 1.2294 | 0.04986 | 109 | 89 | 15 | 5 |
1688 | We've taken this solo too far. | 1.2292 | 0.04376 | 144 | 118 | 19 | 7 |
1689 | It's all Handel's Water Music. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
1690 | They want to know if we are familiar with the song, “Time in a Bottle “. | 1.2288 | 0.04408 | 118 | 94 | 21 | 3 |
1691 | We really should have read the fine print. | 1.2288 | 0.04408 | 118 | 94 | 21 | 3 |
1692 | It’s all yacht rock music. | 1.2288 | 0.04725 | 118 | 96 | 17 | 5 |
1693 | Yeah, this one is the 'Gilligan's Island' theme too. | 1.2288 | 0.05022 | 118 | 98 | 13 | 7 |
1694 | Let's go with this one...it has a catchy refrain. | 1.2288 | 0.03884 | 118 | 91 | 27 | 0 |
1695 | So, this was the Titanic music cruise? | 1.2288 | 0.04569 | 118 | 95 | 19 | 4 |
1696 | It’s another long-distance dedication… | 1.2288 | 0.04725 | 118 | 96 | 17 | 5 |
1697 | Can you play a bit louder? | 1.2288 | 0.04725 | 118 | 96 | 17 | 5 |
1698 | Keep practicing. The next one could be from your agent. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
1699 | I can’t take these positive affirmations anymore! This one says, “I am the creator of my best life.” | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
1700 | Oh,great. We got the unfinished concerto. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
1701 | They all say they're tired of La Mer. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
1702 | You want to eat Bach or Mozart first? | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
1703 | Oh no! Another copy of "Message in a bottle" | 1.2286 | 0.04098 | 140 | 112 | 24 | 4 |
1704 | We would rescue you, but you've got to leave that out-of-tune piano behind. | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
1705 | And this guy says, “please, please, no more Adele!” | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
1706 | No... they don't deliver either... | 1.2286 | 0.05286 | 105 | 87 | 12 | 6 |
1707 | Perhaps our price for a lesson is too high? | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
1708 | Aargh! It's another minor note! | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
1709 | All they send is "Messsage in a bottle" | 1.2283 | 0.04498 | 127 | 103 | 19 | 5 |
1710 | O Freunde, nicht diese Toene... | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
1711 | Five cancellations so far for your recital. | 1.2283 | 0.03740 | 127 | 98 | 29 | 0 |
1712 | Arpeggios on archipelagos sounded a lot better on paper. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
1713 | The next request is for Freebird | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
1714 | More sheet music! Can you play "Come Sail Away" by Styx? | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
1715 | It still says my guitar is out for delivery | 1.2281 | 0.04323 | 114 | 90 | 22 | 2 |
1716 | It's another request for "Take me home, Country Road" | 1.2279 | 0.04171 | 136 | 109 | 23 | 4 |
1717 | Remember all the requests we used to get for "Beyond the Sea?" | 1.2279 | 0.04424 | 136 | 111 | 19 | 6 |
1718 | This one says to keep your head up cause the sun will come up tomorrow. | 1.2277 | 0.04423 | 101 | 79 | 21 | 1 |
1719 | oh no – not another copy of Rachmaninov's Isle of the Dead! | 1.2277 | 0.05243 | 101 | 83 | 13 | 5 |
1720 | Our student loan agent says this is our final warning. | 1.2276 | 0.04291 | 123 | 98 | 22 | 3 |
1721 | Another request for ‘Moondance’. Didn’t you play that in your last set? | 1.2273 | 0.04410 | 110 | 87 | 21 | 2 |
1722 | This one's from a listener who thinks your act should be a solo. | 1.2273 | 0.04217 | 110 | 86 | 23 | 1 |
1723 | At this rate, we'll never get Bach! | 1.2273 | 0.05535 | 88 | 72 | 12 | 4 |
1724 | This IS the one,Sonata in “Sea Major!” J Kinsey Toronto, ONT Kinseyjody33@gmail.com | 1.2273 | 0.05111 | 110 | 91 | 13 | 6 |
1725 | O my God! We are listed as performing artists at the Kennedy Center at a gala on January first, 2019! And my tux is in upstate New York! | 1.2273 | 0.05271 | 110 | 92 | 11 | 7 |
1726 | It's a request for the theme song from LOST. | 1.2273 | 0.04595 | 110 | 88 | 19 | 3 |
1727 | put the lime in the coconut | 1.2273 | 0.04945 | 110 | 90 | 15 | 5 |
1728 | It's the score to "Message in a Bottle." | 1.2273 | 0.04595 | 110 | 88 | 19 | 3 |
1729 | Once again, it's from the people on the next island over. Once again, they want to know if you're ever going to get beyond chopsticks. | 1.2273 | 0.04773 | 110 | 89 | 17 | 4 |
1730 | Humpf. Another copy of 'Sailing Away'. | 1.2273 | 0.04945 | 110 | 90 | 15 | 5 |
1731 | OK, we've got three choices: "Just the Two of Us," "Tea for Two," and "Island in the Sun." | 1.2270 | 0.04430 | 141 | 116 | 18 | 7 |
1732 | It’s another request for the Piña Colada song. | 1.2269 | 0.04689 | 119 | 97 | 17 | 5 |
1733 | Too many notes. | 1.2269 | 0.04689 | 119 | 97 | 17 | 5 |
1734 | Oh, no -- it's all the music of Yoko Ono! | 1.2269 | 0.04839 | 119 | 98 | 15 | 6 |
1735 | Bottles of Whine | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
1736 | It's another image of Andrew Breitbart the night of his death. He's got a Meat Lover's™ pizza and he's shaking crushed Vicodin on it, as if the Vicodin were parmesan... No, I don't know what it means. No, you cannot play this on the piano | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
1737 | If Beethoven can write music when he’s deaf, imagine what I could do drunk | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
1738 | I said 'keep it down.' | 1.2268 | 0.04274 | 97 | 75 | 22 | 0 |
1739 | Another rendition of Just the Two of Us. You have to admit, our fans have a sense of humor." | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
1740 | I pray for bottles of bock beer, I get Bach in beer bottles. | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
1741 | It’s another negative review. | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
1742 | Ugh! Another one that just says "Play Free Bird!" | 1.2267 | 0.04139 | 150 | 122 | 22 | 6 |
1743 | If Sting sends one more message in a bottle, I'm going to lose it! | 1.2266 | 0.04466 | 128 | 104 | 19 | 5 |
1744 | This one wants you to play Melancholy Baby! | 1.2266 | 0.04466 | 128 | 104 | 19 | 5 |
1745 | Yup, yet another refrain. | 1.2266 | 0.04327 | 128 | 103 | 21 | 4 |
1746 | They are all duets for bottle and washboard. | 1.2266 | 0.04862 | 128 | 107 | 13 | 8 |
1747 | It’s the sheet music for ‘Nowhere Man’..” | 1.2266 | 0.04466 | 128 | 104 | 19 | 5 |
1748 | Nope. The fifth revision still doesn't resolve. | 1.2264 | 0.04886 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
1749 | How can we make progress when our "Learn to Play" lessons arrive out of sequence? | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
1750 | I guess I can hum the orchestra part. | 1.2264 | 0.04503 | 106 | 84 | 20 | 2 |
1751 | Oh give me a home, where the buffalo roam .... | 1.2264 | 0.05066 | 106 | 87 | 14 | 5 |
1752 | They hate your cover of Ocean Eyes. | 1.2264 | 0.04503 | 106 | 84 | 20 | 2 |
1753 | Looks like more of the same John Denver stuff | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
1754 | This one's good lets float it by our agent. | 1.2264 | 0.04886 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
1755 | Oh no! Another violin concerto. | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
1756 | Another request...to stop playing Margaritaville. | 1.2261 | 0.04631 | 115 | 93 | 18 | 4 |
1757 | Did you have to subscribe us to the Philip Glass Society? | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
1758 | Forget it. It's just another suggestion for the coda. | 1.2258 | 0.04260 | 124 | 99 | 22 | 3 |
1759 | The sheet music for "Leaving on a jet plane" has finally arrived. | 1.2258 | 0.04260 | 124 | 99 | 22 | 3 |
1760 | How many times do I have to say it? We don't take requests! | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
1761 | They're complaining about the noise after dark. | 1.2258 | 0.04260 | 124 | 99 | 22 | 3 |
1762 | This request is for Aretha's "Rescue Me". | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1763 | I think our message should end on a high, optimistic note. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
1764 | Beethoven for the fifth time. C minor. Hmm hmm hmm hmm. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1765 | There's an advertisement here for a searching company. Should we call and ask about their services? | 1.2254 | 0.04287 | 142 | 116 | 20 | 6 |
1766 | He wants you play it more up tempo | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1767 | Another one from Sting. | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
1768 | And where are we supposed to find ten soprano crickets? | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1769 | Let's see how this plays out. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1770 | It keeps repeating: "Keep the noise down!" | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1771 | They changed the menu again!!! No more beef kabobs!!! | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1772 | This one's from your piano teacher... 'Keep your fingers curled and practice, practice, PRACTICE!' | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1773 | Due to the voting rights act not passing, this became the lone address for mail-in ballots | 1.2250 | 0.04654 | 120 | 98 | 17 | 5 |
1774 | Why is is always the score for “Hair”? | 1.2250 | 0.04654 | 120 | 98 | 17 | 5 |
1775 | Dang! Another three-part harmony. | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
1776 | It ends with, “Row row row your boat.” | 1.2250 | 0.04654 | 120 | 98 | 17 | 5 |
1777 | This one says, "Next verse same as the first." | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
1778 | Mendelssohn again? | 1.2250 | 0.04178 | 120 | 95 | 23 | 2 |
1779 | It’s just more fucking Sting lyrics | 1.2248 | 0.04700 | 129 | 107 | 15 | 7 |
1780 | From the top: country roads, take me home... | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
1781 | They're all written for solo cello! | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
1782 | It's the score to South Pacific! | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
1783 | Five copies of "Surfin USA"? | 1.2246 | 0.04243 | 138 | 112 | 21 | 5 |
1784 | Honey, the neighbours have sent us another noise complaint. | 1.2245 | 0.05335 | 98 | 81 | 12 | 5 |
1785 | What's wrong with these people. None of this is the sheet music that I ordered | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
1786 | Damn. Another request for Piano Man. | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
1787 | It's called 'We Don't Talk About Bruno.' | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
1788 | I still think S.O.S by Abba is the best one to send | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
1789 | It's another message from Sting! | 1.2243 | 0.05525 | 107 | 91 | 8 | 8 |
1790 | Invited to Sarah's dinner party again...How many more ways can I tell her we're not going to make it before she gets the hint? | 1.2243 | 0.05023 | 107 | 88 | 14 | 5 |
1791 | Last month, the New Yorker feature a piano in a cartoon. Anyone hear of a trombone? | 1.2243 | 0.04466 | 107 | 85 | 20 | 2 |
1792 | I really regret so emphatically stating ‘Nothing but Bartók!’ when asked with what three books I’d want to be stranded on a deserted island. | 1.2241 | 0.04911 | 116 | 96 | 14 | 6 |
1793 | Before I knew it, my three wishes were up. | 1.2241 | 0.04596 | 116 | 94 | 18 | 4 |
1794 | It's the theme song for Gilligan's Island, again! | 1.2241 | 0.04429 | 116 | 93 | 20 | 3 |
1795 | It just says, well done, could please play it one more time?" John Straayer, Ft. Collins, C | 1.2240 | 0.04524 | 125 | 102 | 18 | 5 |
1796 | Ugh, this is the fifth request this week for ‘Message in a Bottle.’ What is it with these people? | 1.2239 | 0.04322 | 134 | 109 | 20 | 5 |
1797 | They're all requests for 'Free Bird' | 1.2239 | 0.04695 | 134 | 112 | 14 | 8 |
1798 | They're all the same: Row, Row, Row Your Boat. | 1.2238 | 0.04593 | 143 | 120 | 14 | 9 |
1799 | It's the last page of Rachmaninoff's Piano Concerto No. 3. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
1800 | Franz Schu…. he DID finish it! | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
1801 | A ukulele? Seriously | 1.2234 | 0.05691 | 94 | 79 | 9 | 6 |
1802 | It says here that you're supposed to take turns... | 1.2233 | 0.05150 | 103 | 85 | 13 | 5 |
1803 | Another message. What we need are notes. | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
1804 | Well! they are still looking for the balance on the Steinway. | 1.2233 | 0.04348 | 103 | 81 | 21 | 1 |
1805 | We just have to work on the bridge and then it will all connect! | 1.2233 | 0.04562 | 103 | 82 | 19 | 2 |
1806 | I probably shouldn't try to hit the High C's again. | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
1807 | I can't find the atoll free number for help. | 1.2233 | 0.05332 | 103 | 86 | 11 | 6 |
1808 | It says we need to logon to our account to renew our Amazon Prime. | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
1809 | We've just been Rickrolled. | 1.2232 | 0.04865 | 112 | 92 | 15 | 5 |
1810 | It says - No more Cole Porter | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
1811 | I have had it with all these requests for “Help!” | 1.2232 | 0.04340 | 112 | 89 | 21 | 2 |
1812 | Another request for Handel's Water Music.... | 1.2232 | 0.05027 | 112 | 93 | 13 | 6 |
1813 | I didn’t know how to read music BEFORE the shipwreck, so… | 1.2232 | 0.04865 | 112 | 92 | 15 | 5 |
1814 | I think we grabbed the wrong instructions,this will never float. | 1.2232 | 0.04865 | 112 | 92 | 15 | 5 |
1815 | Finally! They sent Schumann's Vier Gesänge op. 142. | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
1816 | This would have been easier to read 4 bottles ago. | 1.2231 | 0.04467 | 121 | 98 | 19 | 4 |
1817 | Seems to just be another request for Piano Man. | 1.2231 | 0.05046 | 121 | 102 | 11 | 8 |
1818 | Another extended warranty solicitation. These guys are relentless! | 1.2231 | 0.04404 | 130 | 106 | 19 | 5 |
1819 | Keep playing. This is our final notice to cease and desist. | 1.2230 | 0.04215 | 139 | 113 | 21 | 5 |
1820 | They all want to see a seating chart! | 1.2230 | 0.03826 | 139 | 110 | 27 | 2 |
1821 | I think it’s time we discussed priorities. | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
1822 | I don't know about you, but I'm getting pretty tired of these Desert Island Playlists." | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
1823 | I wanted to send a whole note in a bottle, not a half note. | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1824 | They wanna hear Piano Man. | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
1825 | It’s a request for In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, honey. | 1.2222 | 0.04981 | 108 | 89 | 14 | 5 |
1826 | This one says "Please keep the music down after ten o'clock". | 1.2222 | 0.04631 | 126 | 104 | 16 | 6 |
1827 | This next movement is going to be hard without violins. | 1.2222 | 0.04981 | 108 | 89 | 14 | 5 |
1828 | It's almost there...It's quarter to three There's no one in the place 'cept you and a tree | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
1829 | Have we won an Emmy yet? | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
1830 | Today's devotional says, " Use your talents and they will take you somewhere"! | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
1831 | Dang, Doris, we're still missing pages 6 and 7. | 1.2222 | 0.04429 | 108 | 86 | 20 | 2 |
1832 | 'It says I deserve fruit, where is it?' | 1.2222 | 0.04438 | 99 | 78 | 20 | 1 |
1833 | Looks like we missed bottle number five… | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
1834 | It's Sting again, he wants the piano. | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
1835 | Aghh! Another mistake. You can't rhyme help with rescue. | 1.2222 | 0.04027 | 135 | 108 | 24 | 3 |
1836 | She wants to hear Bali Hai! | 1.2222 | 0.05648 | 90 | 75 | 10 | 5 |
1837 | Sorry, dear... another one by John Cage. | 1.2222 | 0.03742 | 135 | 106 | 28 | 1 |
1838 | It’s our atoll neighbors again. They are sick and tired of the same old tunes | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
1839 | Wait—there IS a c-sharp in measure 80! | 1.2222 | 0.05478 | 99 | 83 | 10 | 6 |
1840 | Still no Beatles.... | 1.2222 | 0.04492 | 126 | 103 | 18 | 5 |
1841 | I cannot understand my Manager; NONE OF THESE ARE EVEN IN MY KEY!!!!!! | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
1842 | This version is called, “Letter in a Bottle” | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
1843 | According to this map we seem to be in the middle sea. | 1.2222 | 0.04225 | 117 | 93 | 22 | 2 |
1844 | Honey, the title, "Cannibalism On My Mind" is starting to bother me. | 1.2222 | 0.04981 | 108 | 89 | 14 | 5 |
1845 | These are all for bassoon! | 1.2214 | 0.04238 | 131 | 106 | 21 | 4 |
1846 | ANOTHER request for 'Island Girl'? | 1.2214 | 0.04374 | 131 | 107 | 19 | 5 |
1847 | Beyond the Sea"? Seriously? That's all we have | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
1848 | It's the final verse. | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
1849 | I see we've been canceled in Bakersfield, Fresno, and Broken Zipper Utah. | 1.2213 | 0.05008 | 122 | 103 | 11 | 8 |
1850 | Honey, I’m SO GLAD that YOU decided to choose the piano as our third and final item… | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
1851 | People just don't get that we want to write our own songs. | 1.2213 | 0.04584 | 122 | 100 | 17 | 5 |
1852 | Another dinner invitation to the other side of the island. | 1.2212 | 0.04825 | 113 | 93 | 15 | 5 |
1853 | A guy’s pleading we tune the piano. | 1.2212 | 0.04306 | 113 | 90 | 21 | 2 |
1854 | We'll send an SOS once we get a record deal. | 1.2212 | 0.04825 | 113 | 93 | 15 | 5 |
1855 | Just my luck ... we need tuna fish and they tell me how to tune a piano. | 1.2212 | 0.04486 | 113 | 91 | 19 | 3 |
1856 | It’s from that Bolero guy again. | 1.2212 | 0.04825 | 113 | 93 | 15 | 5 |
1857 | OMG a message without SOS! | 1.2212 | 0.04659 | 113 | 92 | 17 | 4 |
1858 | This isnt the type of movement that I had in mind... | 1.2212 | 0.04986 | 113 | 94 | 13 | 6 |
1859 | I wish they'd stop sending the theme song to Gilligan's Island. | 1.2212 | 0.04986 | 113 | 94 | 13 | 6 |
1860 | Well..., the reviews are not as bad as we thought they would be.... | 1.2212 | 0.04986 | 113 | 94 | 13 | 6 |
1861 | They thought you Rachmaninov 2, showed promise. | 1.2212 | 0.04312 | 104 | 82 | 21 | 1 |
1862 | Another hater who doesn't like Heart and Soul | 1.2212 | 0.05284 | 104 | 87 | 11 | 6 |
1863 | He's taken out all the high "Cs'. | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
1864 | Its a letter from Brian Wilson. He says he likes our process. | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
1865 | My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean" again | 1.2212 | 0.05105 | 104 | 86 | 13 | 5 |
1866 | These are all for the ukelele. | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
1867 | Do I want to know what you wrote this with? | 1.2211 | 0.04775 | 95 | 76 | 17 | 2 |
1868 | We keep getting the same request, “Message in a Bottle.” | 1.2211 | 0.04775 | 95 | 76 | 17 | 2 |
1869 | Begins and ends on a sea note. | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
1870 | We’re being evicted! | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
1871 | It’s still just the first two pages… | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
1872 | Wants an invitation to come over & tune it. | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
1873 | Now it's too sharp | 1.2211 | 0.04775 | 95 | 76 | 17 | 2 |
1874 | The latest bottle to float to shore does indeed contain sheet music, and once again it’s scored for a bassoon, not a piano and of course useless | 1.2209 | 0.05072 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
1875 | Darn, its another copy of "If your happy and you know it, clap your hands" | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
1876 | Finally! The sheet music for Oronico Flow! Sail away, sail away.... | 1.2205 | 0.03859 | 127 | 100 | 26 | 1 |
1877 | It's the sheet music for "Message In A Bottle". | 1.2205 | 0.03859 | 127 | 100 | 26 | 1 |
1878 | This one is addressed to someone named 'Sting' too. Someone should tell the Police | 1.2203 | 0.04525 | 118 | 96 | 18 | 4 |
1879 | I'll sing, you play: " The loveliness of Paris seems somehow sadly gay, the glory that was Rome is of another day, I've been terribly alone and forgotten in Manhattan, I'm going home to my city by the Bay. I left my heart in San Francisco..." | 1.2203 | 0.04835 | 118 | 98 | 14 | 6 |
1880 | These messages just keep bringing more treble. | 1.2203 | 0.04193 | 118 | 94 | 22 | 2 |
1881 | Eureka! The score of South Pacific! | 1.2203 | 0.04362 | 118 | 95 | 20 | 3 |
1882 | I'll call it La Mer. | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
1883 | I’m afraid it’s time to face the facts; our lounge act is all washed up. | 1.2202 | 0.04393 | 109 | 87 | 20 | 2 |
1884 | This one says,"HELP!" Ooh,a Beatles song would be nice. | 1.2202 | 0.04195 | 109 | 86 | 22 | 1 |
1885 | Oh crap. Another typo. | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
1886 | Fifth and final notice. Make the payments, or they repossess the piano. | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
1887 | We should never have bought it without knowing all the terms and conditions first | 1.2200 | 0.04399 | 100 | 79 | 20 | 1 |
1888 | It's only a matter of time before we get some piano tuning instructions in English. | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
1889 | Darn it! This isn't discordant harmony---I think we've been reading Christmas music upside down and backwards all these months! | 1.2200 | 0.05238 | 100 | 83 | 12 | 5 |
1890 | This reads they’re evicting us unless all back rent is paid by next week | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
1891 | They say TIME IN A BOTTLE has already been done. | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
1892 | This is the only one with 'encore' - the others are just 'applause' | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
1893 | The oceans have risen and the world is over as we knew it. How are we still receiving junk mail? | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
1894 | Another rejection letter! | 1.2197 | 0.04475 | 132 | 109 | 17 | 6 |
1895 | I’m getting tired of all these requests. | 1.2195 | 0.03921 | 123 | 97 | 25 | 1 |
1896 | It's from Don Ho. | 1.2195 | 0.04248 | 123 | 99 | 21 | 3 |
1897 | Five bottles and they're all filled with take-out menus. | 1.2193 | 0.04946 | 114 | 95 | 13 | 6 |
1898 | The requests are pouring in for New Wave music. | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
1899 | Maybe we should not title our song from a 1960's television show. | 1.2190 | 0.04056 | 105 | 82 | 23 | 0 |
1900 | They want us to play 'Freedbird'. | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
1901 | Row, row, row your—let's not do that one. | 1.2190 | 0.05060 | 105 | 87 | 13 | 5 |
1902 | Why is the rum gone? | 1.2190 | 0.04876 | 105 | 86 | 15 | 4 |
1903 | He wants us to change keys. | 1.2190 | 0.04276 | 105 | 83 | 21 | 1 |
1904 | Don't forget; the guy that picks up the recyclables comes by tomorrow. | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
1905 | All these notes are from Debussy's La Mer. | 1.2190 | 0.04485 | 105 | 84 | 19 | 2 |
1906 | This one has a bridge in it, too! Why can’t we crack this code? | 1.2190 | 0.05060 | 105 | 87 | 13 | 5 |
1907 | It’s a story about a couple stranded on an island who built a raft from an upside down piano and empty bottles. | 1.2190 | 0.04876 | 105 | 86 | 15 | 4 |
1908 | Oh Duo Mio! | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
1909 | It’s another one for Elise. | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
1910 | It's from a seagull wanting to know if we do bar mitzvahs. | 1.2190 | 0.05060 | 105 | 87 | 13 | 5 |
1911 | I wish you would use our bottles for seeking help, not Bach. | 1.2190 | 0.04485 | 105 | 84 | 19 | 2 |
1912 | I saw the humor in 'Watermusic' and 'La Mer,' but 'Row, Row, Row Your Boat' is a bit over the top. | 1.2190 | 0.04684 | 105 | 85 | 17 | 3 |
1913 | It's a cease and desist from the NBC Symphony Orchestra, we're to stop playing "Victory At Sea." | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
1914 | It's a request for "Row row row your boat" | 1.2188 | 0.05381 | 96 | 80 | 11 | 5 |
1915 | This latest one says "Page 8 of 23" | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
1916 | Would you believe another request for 'Message in a Bottle'? | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
1917 | It's another Jimmy Buffett Margaritaville. | 1.2188 | 0.04730 | 96 | 77 | 17 | 2 |
1918 | You know, that Wilson sure had a way of writing about loneliness and isolation. | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
1919 | Debussy's 'La Mer' again! | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
1920 | They sent the tenor sax score. Again. | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
1921 | Says we aren't welcome back. | 1.2185 | 0.04798 | 119 | 99 | 14 | 6 |
1922 | Spotify rejected us again. | 1.2185 | 0.04491 | 119 | 97 | 18 | 4 |
1923 | You packed the wrong desert island music! | 1.2185 | 0.04491 | 119 | 97 | 18 | 4 |
1924 | Marge, we still can't go home. This latest bottle of music is even more ominous than the LAST two years! A pandemic, a failed coup, Betty White died... I don't even WANT to know what THIS is the soundtrack to! | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
1925 | That Wolfgang guy on the other island just doesn’t quit! | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
1926 | This one is from my mother who says ‘Now you’ll have time to practice’. | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
1927 | Nope. The symphonie is still unfinished. | 1.2182 | 0.05227 | 110 | 93 | 10 | 7 |
1928 | Damn. The score is by Phillip Glass. | 1.2182 | 0.05065 | 110 | 92 | 12 | 6 |
1929 | I can't sing in this key! | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
1930 | He says this is the end of Act One, you're up for the musical interlude, and the guy two islands down is finishing the set. | 1.2178 | 0.05190 | 101 | 84 | 12 | 5 |
1931 | Another one, but still no piano solos. It's all orchestral nonsense! | 1.2177 | 0.04370 | 124 | 101 | 19 | 4 |
1932 | It's from the Gershwins. We're fired. | 1.2177 | 0.04799 | 124 | 104 | 13 | 7 |
1933 | It’s no good…they’re all Police songs. | 1.2177 | 0.04058 | 124 | 99 | 23 | 2 |
1934 | Well, the good news is that it is indeed Gershwin. The bad news is that it's the third prelude in E-flat minor, not the second prelude in C-sharp minor, so, looks like we'll have to wait for another bottle. | 1.2174 | 0.04240 | 115 | 92 | 21 | 2 |
1935 | A tune from South Pacific looks easy but won’t lift your spirits | 1.2174 | 0.05535 | 92 | 77 | 10 | 5 |
1936 | Don't they know you stopped taking requests? | 1.2174 | 0.05060 | 115 | 97 | 11 | 7 |
1937 | Return this for 20% off romantic vacation to Thousand Islands New York. | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
1938 | Here's ANOTHER one telling us to hold down the noise! | 1.2174 | 0.04240 | 115 | 92 | 21 | 2 |
1939 | Can u write caption re enclosed cartoon showing stranded couple & a piano on tiny island? —Best, P. C. Vey | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
1940 | ANOTHER DAMN REQUEST FOR MELANCHOLY BABY! | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
1941 | If only they'd send an actual Pina colada! | 1.2174 | 0.05535 | 92 | 77 | 10 | 5 |
1942 | I'm leaving you if you don't make up your mind now. | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
1943 | Okay, now let's try, 'Ride of the Valkyries,' that always seems to bring helicopters in the movies! | 1.2174 | 0.04592 | 92 | 73 | 18 | 1 |
1944 | We can't even give it away... | 1.2174 | 0.04240 | 115 | 92 | 21 | 2 |
1945 | Damn! I told them all my Chopin desert island choices, and they keep sending Beethoven. | 1.2171 | 0.04792 | 129 | 109 | 12 | 8 |
1946 | I'm guessing we're somewhere in the Grand Bahamas. | 1.2171 | 0.04257 | 129 | 105 | 20 | 4 |
1947 | It's set to the music for a requiem. Something about morte. | 1.2170 | 0.05017 | 106 | 88 | 13 | 5 |
1948 | Nope, this one’s also unfinished. | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
1949 | Middle page is missing again! | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
1950 | We’re still missing two bottles’ worth. | 1.2170 | 0.04240 | 106 | 84 | 21 | 1 |
1951 | It's from Billy Ocean's lawyer... something about royalties. | 1.2170 | 0.05193 | 106 | 89 | 11 | 6 |
1952 | Oh no, this has a string section. | 1.2167 | 0.04611 | 120 | 99 | 16 | 5 |
1953 | They’ll rescue us if we work for scale. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
1954 | Everyone will think we stole the title "Help" from the Beatles. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
1955 | It says to get the rest of the lyrics log in to your Gmail account. | 1.2162 | 0.04322 | 111 | 89 | 20 | 2 |
1956 | Am I drunk or is there a harmonica solo but the song is called Piano Man?! | 1.2162 | 0.04858 | 111 | 92 | 14 | 5 |
1957 | Geez.....not a mention of their return policy | 1.2162 | 0.05023 | 111 | 93 | 12 | 6 |
1958 | Bottle shipping taking too long. Pls upgrade to Amazon Prime. | 1.2162 | 0.04858 | 111 | 92 | 14 | 5 |
1959 | Never Gonna Give You Up" again! | 1.2162 | 0.04322 | 111 | 89 | 20 | 2 |
1960 | Just like the others,signed: "Love,Sting." | 1.2162 | 0.04128 | 111 | 88 | 22 | 1 |
1961 | It says, "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down" | 1.2162 | 0.04508 | 111 | 90 | 18 | 3 |
1962 | I may be wrong but this looks like another request for "Rescue Me"! | 1.2162 | 0.05023 | 111 | 93 | 12 | 6 |
1963 | Fake news again... | 1.2160 | 0.04626 | 125 | 104 | 15 | 6 |
1964 | More water music. | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
1965 | It's yet another copy of that repetitive song by some guy named Sting. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
1966 | How do you play S.O.S. in G? | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
1967 | Bob from Poughkeepsie is requesting Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
1968 | Wow do they have the wrong address. | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
1969 | Bad news, dear. Jim Croce has died. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
1970 | He says he still hasn't been paid for the first four lessons. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
1971 | It's official – Tupac is in for executive producer! | 1.2157 | 0.04951 | 102 | 84 | 14 | 4 |
1972 | Wait, it's the "Theme From Jaws" again. | 1.2157 | 0.04542 | 102 | 82 | 18 | 2 |
1973 | Another ad for a piano tuner | 1.2157 | 0.04951 | 102 | 84 | 14 | 4 |
1974 | It's from the Coast Guard. They want us to keep it down. | 1.2157 | 0.05329 | 102 | 86 | 10 | 6 |
1975 | Two more bottles and we'll have an entire Buffet album. | 1.2157 | 0.04951 | 102 | 84 | 14 | 4 |
1976 | I'll be damned... yet another score to that song by the Police. Catchy tune, though, can you play it? | 1.2157 | 0.04323 | 102 | 81 | 20 | 1 |
1977 | Holy sheet. Another request. | 1.2157 | 0.04542 | 102 | 82 | 18 | 2 |
1978 | It's Piano Man by Billy Joel. | 1.2157 | 0.04751 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
1979 | They all have the words to "Message in a Bottle." | 1.2157 | 0.04542 | 102 | 82 | 18 | 2 |
1980 | No, I refuse to play Moonlight Sonata in the daytime! | 1.2157 | 0.04751 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
1981 | Wait, so it's fish that are sending us these? Well, that explains the dying squid noises. | 1.2157 | 0.04751 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
1982 | The neighbors again, complaining about the noise. | 1.2157 | 0.04751 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
1983 | It’s the score from “South Pacific”! | 1.2155 | 0.04711 | 116 | 96 | 15 | 5 |
1984 | This one says Bali Hai'i is not original. | 1.2155 | 0.04711 | 116 | 96 | 15 | 5 |
1985 | I don’t care how many suggestions they send, I just do not want to sing the Blues | 1.2155 | 0.04207 | 116 | 93 | 21 | 2 |
1986 | Oh,no! Another aria with high seas! | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
1987 | We have run out of paperweights. | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
1988 | It's our fifth final offer to extend the piano warranty. | 1.2151 | 0.05481 | 93 | 78 | 10 | 5 |
1989 | Somewhat outdated no, honey? I wrote this! | 1.2151 | 0.04284 | 93 | 73 | 20 | 0 |
1990 | There is just no way this is the right Ikea manual. | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
1991 | At last, a note in our key! | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
1992 | What the hell, Sharon? It says here eating a single piano key can sustain an adult for two weeks. Why would keep this from me? | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1993 | Elton john left them standing | 1.2150 | 0.04410 | 107 | 86 | 19 | 2 |
1994 | Message in bottle reads. Musical request,“Return to Sender Address Unknown”. | 1.2150 | 0.04205 | 107 | 85 | 21 | 1 |
1995 | Sorry, this one's "Message in a bottle" too. | 1.2150 | 0.04410 | 107 | 86 | 19 | 2 |
1996 | God! Not another Fur Elise! | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1997 | Looks like it’s rag time again. | 1.2150 | 0.04605 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
1998 | For Pete's sake, can't they request anything besides Pacabel's Canon. I'm so sick of that!! | 1.2150 | 0.04605 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
1999 | Not a single sonata. | 1.2148 | 0.04124 | 135 | 110 | 21 | 4 |
2000 | Another castaway looking to form a rock band. | 1.2143 | 0.04307 | 126 | 103 | 19 | 4 |
2001 | It’s another one from Sting. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2002 | This one says, "I wanna hold your hand." Awww... | 1.2143 | 0.04472 | 112 | 91 | 18 | 3 |
2003 | Our low-class neighbors say 'turn it down.' | 1.2143 | 0.04472 | 112 | 91 | 18 | 3 |
2004 | Nope. It's another trombone part. | 1.2143 | 0.04452 | 126 | 104 | 17 | 5 |
2005 | Only five so so far; it’s going to be awhile before we get Beethoven’s Ninth. | 1.2143 | 0.05141 | 112 | 95 | 10 | 7 |
2006 | I think we did this one yesterday. | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
2007 | 'The Vanishing Florida Keys. What the hell's that supposed to mean?' | 1.2143 | 0.04818 | 112 | 93 | 14 | 5 |
2008 | Is it me or does this half note look like a delicious drumstick? | 1.2143 | 0.04288 | 112 | 90 | 20 | 2 |
2009 | No! This one is written for drums and bagpipes! | 1.2143 | 0.04648 | 112 | 92 | 16 | 4 |
2010 | Another request to add more cowbell | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
2011 | More darn letters. We need sheet music. | 1.2143 | 0.04307 | 126 | 103 | 19 | 4 |
2012 | They're all Pachelbel"s Cannon in D. | 1.2143 | 0.04472 | 112 | 91 | 18 | 3 |
2013 | I don't think that diminished 7th is ever going to resolve. | 1.2143 | 0.04818 | 112 | 93 | 14 | 5 |
2014 | The next request is for Home! Sweet Home! | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
2015 | Make mine mushroom and pepperoni. | 1.2143 | 0.04472 | 112 | 91 | 18 | 3 |
2016 | These are all too high for me - can you transpose? | 1.2143 | 0.05375 | 84 | 69 | 12 | 3 |
2017 | What rhymes with castaways? | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
2018 | You missed the chord change again on the last page. | 1.2143 | 0.04648 | 112 | 92 | 16 | 4 |
2019 | It's the same old sad song. | 1.2143 | 0.04818 | 112 | 93 | 14 | 5 |
2020 | It says that you need to lighten up with your left hand. | 1.2137 | 0.04056 | 131 | 106 | 22 | 3 |
2021 | They all say they have the lyrics but need help with the melody. | 1.2137 | 0.04056 | 131 | 106 | 22 | 3 |
2022 | They still don't like the bridge. | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
2023 | They wanna hear one called 'Free Bird.' | 1.2137 | 0.04514 | 117 | 96 | 17 | 4 |
2024 | Damn. Another String Quartet request. | 1.2137 | 0.04514 | 117 | 96 | 17 | 4 |
2025 | Another rejection of our Opus 1 for Coconut | 1.2137 | 0.04980 | 117 | 99 | 11 | 7 |
2026 | All these notes in bottles, but none are in the right key! | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
2027 | The tuner is insisting upon cash payment in advance. | 1.2136 | 0.05098 | 103 | 86 | 12 | 5 |
2028 | I can't see the appropriate point at which fortunes shift from bad to good. | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2029 | Another copyright. Nothing in the Public Domain, yet. | 1.2136 | 0.04286 | 103 | 82 | 20 | 1 |
2030 | Dammit! This is all sheet music for a church organ! | 1.2136 | 0.05098 | 103 | 86 | 12 | 5 |
2031 | How do you suppose we're going to recycle all this? | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2032 | Enough with the 'Für Elise!' | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2033 | I can’t seem to hit the high Cs. | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2034 | Please add the piano parts and send back in the enclosed bottles so I can complete the symphony. By the way,we miss you both. | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2035 | They stole our song! | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
2036 | It's another message about our piano warranty expiring. | 1.2135 | 0.05643 | 89 | 75 | 9 | 5 |
2037 | Great. More from Handel's 'Water Music.' | 1.2133 | 0.05467 | 75 | 61 | 12 | 2 |
2038 | This note requests you play "Islands in the Stream." | 1.2131 | 0.04234 | 122 | 99 | 20 | 3 |
2039 | Seriously, this is our last chance to extended our warranty. | 1.2131 | 0.04391 | 122 | 100 | 18 | 4 |
2040 | It's from Abba. I told you not to play SOS. | 1.2130 | 0.04567 | 108 | 88 | 17 | 3 |
2041 | If only it had a catchier title than”Thoughts in a flask” | 1.2130 | 0.04373 | 108 | 87 | 19 | 2 |
2042 | Play “Stairway To Heaven.” | 1.2130 | 0.04931 | 108 | 90 | 13 | 5 |
2043 | Another article about how my Ex is making millions with my music! | 1.2130 | 0.04753 | 108 | 89 | 15 | 4 |
2044 | Concerto, concerto, concerto. Nobody sends a sonata. | 1.2130 | 0.04753 | 108 | 89 | 15 | 4 |
2045 | You've already played this one four hundred and sixty seven times. | 1.2130 | 0.04373 | 108 | 87 | 19 | 2 |
2046 | Darn! These are all for a string quartet. | 1.2130 | 0.04753 | 108 | 89 | 15 | 4 |
2047 | They think you need to slow down, too. | 1.2130 | 0.04567 | 108 | 88 | 17 | 3 |
2048 | Turns out these are real SOS messages and NOT clever song requests from a Police fan." | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2049 | Looks like he never did finish that symphony | 1.2128 | 0.05634 | 94 | 80 | 8 | 6 |
2050 | It's from the neighbors. We never turned off the radio. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2051 | ...while the lackluster performance of Help does almost no justice to the Beatles' original. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2052 | More than a pocketful of rye. | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2053 | It says we qualify for a $10,000 line of credit on a new visa card, but we have to act fast. | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2054 | It’s just another song request. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2055 | We finally got the sonata. | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2056 | Just another request for ‘Piano man!’ | 1.2126 | 0.04127 | 127 | 103 | 21 | 3 |
2057 | Don’t worry babe, I’m sure Piano Man will wash up one of these days. | 1.2126 | 0.04420 | 127 | 105 | 17 | 5 |
2058 | No crescendo in sight. | 1.2126 | 0.04127 | 127 | 103 | 21 | 3 |
2059 | So anyway, here's wonderwall | 1.2124 | 0.04436 | 113 | 92 | 18 | 3 |
2060 | Aw, crap. Another with the words to 99 bottles of beer ... this is in German and in D Flat Minor... I think we've hit a wall. | 1.2124 | 0.04436 | 113 | 92 | 18 | 3 |
2061 | It’s the ‘Unfinished Symphony’, but I’m afraid it’s incomplete. | 1.2124 | 0.04436 | 113 | 92 | 18 | 3 |
2062 | No, it's not fundraising this time. They're repossessing the baby grand. | 1.2121 | 0.05424 | 99 | 84 | 9 | 6 |
2063 | Eureka! Found the next page! It begins, 'Six thousand and one bottles of beer on the wall, six thousand and one bottles of beer'. | 1.2121 | 0.05231 | 99 | 83 | 11 | 5 |
2064 | Another vote for "Don't Stop Believin'" | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2065 | Still no luck. This one's a clarinet concerto. | 1.2121 | 0.04028 | 132 | 107 | 22 | 3 |
2066 | That's not how the tenor clef works. | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2067 | We got RickRolled. | 1.2121 | 0.04438 | 132 | 110 | 16 | 6 |
2068 | It’s from Apple. They no longer support iPiano 1.0. | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2069 | It's another copyright violation letter from Sting's attorney. | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2070 | Dammit! The instructions don't say whether the top should be kept open! | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2071 | It's another request for Bennie and the Jets. | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
2072 | It's the final notice from the bank; they're coming for the piano. | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2073 | Oh, this one has promise. It's from some group named 'The Police'. | 1.2118 | 0.04762 | 85 | 68 | 16 | 1 |
2074 | He wants us to put our recording back in the bottle. | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
2075 | The band wants us to learn all these new tunes while we wait. | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
2076 | It gets worse. These were all written in the key of "sea. | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
2077 | This one is asking you to play, "The tide is high". | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
2078 | My God,it's all Barry Manilow. | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
2079 | Damn! This is another copyrighted song! | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
2080 | This note says to be rescued we need to find eighty-eight keys. | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
2081 | Another smooth jazz one. | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
2082 | Only Bach and Beethoven. No Chopin so far. | 1.2115 | 0.05234 | 104 | 88 | 10 | 6 |
2083 | I'm sorry, this one in copyrighted too. | 1.2115 | 0.04250 | 104 | 83 | 20 | 1 |
2084 | It's from Billy Joel and it says to 'step up the tempo or we will never get off the island,' Beatrice" | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
2085 | This one says could we please not play after 10. | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
2086 | Honey, you missed the key signature in bar 5, and two notes in the first line. These bottles deserve better from you. | 1.2114 | 0.04509 | 123 | 102 | 16 | 5 |
2087 | Play piano man again... | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2088 | another request list | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2089 | This is the fifth brochure they misspell your name | 1.2111 | 0.04605 | 90 | 72 | 17 | 1 |
2090 | We're still in the Song-of-the-Month Club. | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2091 | Some guy named Elton said he needs it for his 4th farewell tour. | 1.2110 | 0.05061 | 109 | 92 | 11 | 6 |
2092 | Honey, some more great lyrics from a guy named Sting | 1.2110 | 0.04137 | 109 | 87 | 21 | 1 |
2093 | These entries just aren't capturing the desolation, ennui, and hopelessness I'm looking for! | 1.2110 | 0.04337 | 109 | 88 | 19 | 2 |
2094 | We need an oboe! | 1.2110 | 0.04137 | 109 | 87 | 21 | 1 |
2095 | I really wish they would stop sending us Beach Boys sheet music. | 1.2110 | 0.04137 | 109 | 87 | 21 | 1 |
2096 | We need a pick-me-up, play it like it's ragtime. | 1.2109 | 0.04342 | 147 | 124 | 15 | 8 |
2097 | This one goes out to Gilligan and the gang on the S.S. Minnow! | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2098 | This one calls himself a 'real-estate novelist.' Maybe you can use that. | 1.2105 | 0.04401 | 114 | 93 | 18 | 3 |
2099 | 95 Bottles of Beer ... | 1.2105 | 0.04401 | 114 | 93 | 18 | 3 |
2100 | The bassist wants out of the band. | 1.2105 | 0.04574 | 114 | 94 | 16 | 4 |
2101 | Another SOS - this poor Sting fella must really need a hug. | 1.2105 | 0.04463 | 95 | 76 | 18 | 1 |
2102 | Yet another John Cage's 4'33'' music score! | 1.2105 | 0.04574 | 114 | 94 | 16 | 4 |
2103 | No luck again: I don't like Bach | 1.2105 | 0.04141 | 133 | 109 | 20 | 4 |
2104 | This remote collaboration with Lin-Manuel Miranda is not working as well as we hoped. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2105 | Uh…yea…I’m listening. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2106 | It's a message from The Police! They found our Message In A Bottle! ...And, they are suing us for copyright infringement | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2107 | It’s another request for “Hotel California” | 1.2105 | 0.04574 | 114 | 94 | 16 | 4 |
2108 | It’s waterlogged, so you’ll have to improvise. | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2109 | Finally! Instead of a unless message in a bottle, we have a musical score! | 1.2101 | 0.03910 | 138 | 112 | 23 | 3 |
2110 | I don’t believe this! These are all the same tune! | 1.2101 | 0.04282 | 119 | 97 | 19 | 3 |
2111 | Forty nine bottles of beer on the wall. | 1.2101 | 0.04755 | 119 | 100 | 13 | 6 |
2112 | Why do we keep getting copies of the score to "South Pacific"? | 1.2101 | 0.03935 | 119 | 95 | 23 | 1 |
2113 | It's another offer to rescue us if you stop playing "We Don't Talk About Bruno." | 1.2101 | 0.04603 | 119 | 99 | 15 | 5 |
2114 | The next-door neighbors submitted a noise complaint. | 1.2100 | 0.04777 | 100 | 82 | 15 | 3 |
2115 | It's an invitation to appear on 'Desert Island Discs'. | 1.2100 | 0.04333 | 100 | 80 | 19 | 1 |
2116 | By Golly! "Never gonna give you up....never gonna let you down..." | 1.2100 | 0.04984 | 100 | 83 | 13 | 4 |
2117 | It's a request for "New York, New York." | 1.2100 | 0.04560 | 100 | 81 | 17 | 2 |
2118 | We've been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty... | 1.2100 | 0.04777 | 100 | 82 | 15 | 3 |
2119 | How can this be- it calls for two pianos! | 1.2100 | 0.04777 | 100 | 82 | 15 | 3 |
2120 | It’s for prepared piano, fortunately with bottles. | 1.2100 | 0.04333 | 100 | 80 | 19 | 1 |
2121 | It's the same annoying ad for a ukulele. | 1.2100 | 0.05374 | 100 | 85 | 9 | 6 |
2122 | Lots of Billy Joel and Elton John but still no South Pacific! | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
2123 | At last, an accompaniment is on the way | 1.2095 | 0.04214 | 105 | 84 | 20 | 1 |
2124 | Maybe we DO need to renew our vehicle’s warranty | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
2125 | Darn! I’m trying to find a score that’s compatible with island living | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
2126 | Another complaint about noise from the neighbors | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
2127 | Another message in a bottle containing sheet music for the Gilligan's Island theme song? | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
2128 | Go deeper. We don't buy the whole 'stranded on an island' bit." | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
2129 | At last, we're in luck this time. It's from the classifieds. It says "piano tuning, will travel." | 1.2095 | 0.05188 | 105 | 89 | 10 | 6 |
2130 | Dagnabit! It's supposed to be in A Minor, not A# Minor. Got to ship the whole thing back for the corrections. | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
2131 | I see Key and Largo but there's no map. | 1.2095 | 0.05008 | 105 | 88 | 12 | 5 |
2132 | Concerto for six hands. | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
2133 | Oh, no! It’s Für Elise again! | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
2134 | A year has passed since Sting wrote this note | 1.2095 | 0.04207 | 148 | 124 | 17 | 7 |
2135 | This is perfect, "Some enchanted evening, you may meet a stranger.." | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
2136 | Sting is really getting on my nerves. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2137 | Victor from a couple of islands over says, "Hey great set last night. Tonight we are trying to work up the courage to swim to civilization. How about something encouraging like excerpts from Kiss Me Kate?" | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
2138 | This one's better - a duet for piano and coconut. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
2139 | The color chart is missing. | 1.2091 | 0.04849 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
2140 | I know you're upset about our situation, but I still feel that the "Oh God, Please Help Us!" chorus should be in A Major. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2141 | I keep telling her, we’ll be back when we find the keys! | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2142 | Yes dammit, "Freebird" again! | 1.2090 | 0.04113 | 134 | 110 | 20 | 4 |
2143 | If we wanted to be ignored, we could have stayed home. | 1.2090 | 0.04113 | 134 | 110 | 20 | 4 |
2144 | When I picked Mozart on Desert Island Discs, I didn't think i'd have to play it myself! | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2145 | Nothing to play us off! | 1.2088 | 0.04284 | 91 | 72 | 19 | 0 |
2146 | Every bottle has the same message -- "Row, row, row your boat." | 1.2088 | 0.04821 | 91 | 74 | 15 | 2 |
2147 | It's just another verse of "Baby Shark." | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2148 | I don't get it. Every request we get is for "Message in a Bottle". | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2149 | Again? These are definitely not what I meant when I wished for more notes in a bottle! | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2150 | Overage data must be used in the billing period it is provided and does not roll over. | 1.2088 | 0.04821 | 91 | 74 | 15 | 2 |
2151 | Let It Be!? Aw c’mon! | 1.2088 | 0.05068 | 91 | 75 | 13 | 3 |
2152 | Expect 94 more; 95 if they include "No more bottles..." | 1.2088 | 0.05303 | 91 | 76 | 11 | 4 |
2153 | It's a request for Freebird | 1.2088 | 0.04821 | 91 | 74 | 15 | 2 |
2154 | I'm sick of writing about wine, women, and waves. | 1.2088 | 0.04821 | 91 | 74 | 15 | 2 |
2155 | The critic says we might work better as a trio | 1.2088 | 0.05303 | 91 | 76 | 11 | 4 |
2156 | Who's Mandy? | 1.2087 | 0.04366 | 115 | 94 | 18 | 3 |
2157 | At least it’s not the ‘Jaws’ theme song. | 1.2087 | 0.04366 | 115 | 94 | 18 | 3 |
2158 | Socially Distanced Game of Name That Tune | 1.2083 | 0.04082 | 120 | 97 | 21 | 2 |
2159 | Bad news: more showtunes. | 1.2083 | 0.04422 | 96 | 77 | 18 | 1 |
2160 | Can you finish this song before the sand runs out ? | 1.2083 | 0.03906 | 120 | 96 | 23 | 1 |
2161 | This one's signed "Wastin' Away Again in Margaritaville." Guy wants to know if we've found his shaker of salt. | 1.2083 | 0.04568 | 120 | 100 | 15 | 5 |
2162 | Sorry, Honey, but I can't survive on jazz standards. | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
2163 | It's for a string quartet. | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
2164 | Crap - this one is for bassoon! | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
2165 | This one's 'Muskrat Love.' | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
2166 | But, do you think they'll get that the island is also a metaphor for my anxiety? | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
2167 | The notes are all wrong….. | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
2168 | No,no,no!! This is exactly the same as the last phrasing. Why can't the person sending these provide a decent finale. | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2169 | This one wants to know if you’re taking requests. | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
2170 | This is chopsticks too! | 1.2083 | 0.03906 | 120 | 96 | 23 | 1 |
2171 | Just another extended warranty offer. | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2172 | They're all noise complaints from the island next door. | 1.2083 | 0.04082 | 120 | 97 | 21 | 2 |
2173 | Someone wants to buy it" | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
2174 | ANOTHER Tchaikovsky piano concerto? | 1.2080 | 0.04142 | 125 | 102 | 20 | 3 |
2175 | Right, another request for 'Message in a Bottle'. | 1.2079 | 0.04295 | 101 | 81 | 19 | 1 |
2176 | I’m completely stranded on this key. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2177 | One more asking if Ballade pour Adeline is the only one you know | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2178 | It’s another request, could we hire a piano tuner | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2179 | Another ‘It’s aSmall World’… | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2180 | Every message is the lyrics to 99 bottles of beer… | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2181 | Someone suggested, Bridge Over Troubled Waters. | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
2182 | Take a letter, Maria. Address it to my wife... | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
2183 | Will this help? It's more sheet music. | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
2184 | Some sicko is flooding us with violin concertos. | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
2185 | Darling…I’m afraid we may need to ration two Lieder per day. | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
2186 | Steinway is letting us know the warranty is up this month. | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
2187 | Oh, no! Not another Barry Manilow! | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
2188 | He keeps sending me his demos but I don't know how to tell him they're not very good. | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
2189 | Another "we don't need another ocean song" rejection. | 1.2072 | 0.04809 | 111 | 93 | 13 | 5 |
2190 | Another bottle requesting Beethoven's Fifth. | 1.2069 | 0.05206 | 87 | 72 | 12 | 3 |
2191 | We must be missing a piece or two, I'm sure I ordered the canoe. | 1.2069 | 0.04502 | 116 | 96 | 16 | 4 |
2192 | Is this one incoming or outgoing? | 1.2069 | 0.05456 | 87 | 73 | 10 | 4 |
2193 | It's Baby Shark - again. | 1.2069 | 0.04823 | 116 | 98 | 12 | 6 |
2194 | Requests for ‘Baby Shark’ are finally ebbing. | 1.2069 | 0.05206 | 87 | 72 | 12 | 3 |
2195 | Bruckner...they're all Bruckner. | 1.2069 | 0.05206 | 87 | 72 | 12 | 3 |
2196 | I'm sending it back. The last note should be B flat not C sharp! | 1.2069 | 0.04502 | 116 | 96 | 16 | 4 |
2197 | It’s from Eduardo on Easter Island. He wants to know if you can play Claire de Lune. | 1.2069 | 0.04332 | 116 | 95 | 18 | 3 |
2198 | I thought you said you canceled the subscription. | 1.2069 | 0.04332 | 116 | 95 | 18 | 3 |
2199 | Another request for that song by The Police. | 1.2069 | 0.04368 | 87 | 69 | 18 | 0 |
2200 | And our next song request comes from Henri on Bora Bora... | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2201 | They all say, "Keep it down!" in eight languages. | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2202 | The club still isn't open. Might as well stay here and work on our sets. | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2203 | Nothing but Barry Manilow tunes. | 1.2065 | 0.04516 | 92 | 74 | 17 | 1 |
2204 | That's enough, thanks. We'll let you know. | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2205 | ANOTHER quartet piece. | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2206 | Good God….the only sheet music we have is for ‘Muskrat Love’! | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2207 | Now here comes the sea lion’s solo. | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2208 | This is so tiring, we have to find another way to take requests from our audience. | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2209 | Do you know that we are going to be evicted in 3 days?” “You hum it and I’ll play it! | 1.2063 | 0.04410 | 126 | 105 | 16 | 5 |
2210 | I think this one deserves to be part of the three finalists. Now, how can we get the readers to vote for their favorite score ? | 1.2062 | 0.04620 | 97 | 79 | 16 | 2 |
2211 | Accolades, just what we need! | 1.2062 | 0.04847 | 97 | 80 | 14 | 3 |
2212 | Okay, now you be Christine, and I'll do the Phantom. | 1.2062 | 0.05064 | 97 | 81 | 12 | 4 |
2213 | Still no Coda. | 1.2062 | 0.04381 | 97 | 78 | 18 | 1 |
2214 | It's from Phillip Glass. Babe, if you can play his stuff, no critic would dare to say you're all washed up! | 1.2062 | 0.04381 | 97 | 78 | 18 | 1 |
2215 | This one is just cruel, it requests Le Mer by Claude Debussy. | 1.2062 | 0.05064 | 97 | 81 | 12 | 4 |
2216 | It's those sailors that passed us yesterday. They said that third note should have been an E flat. | 1.2062 | 0.05064 | 97 | 81 | 12 | 4 |
2217 | Another request for “Please Stop.” Too bad neither of us know that one. Just play, “Crazy Frog” unplugged again. | 1.2062 | 0.04620 | 97 | 79 | 16 | 2 |
2218 | No harm in trying 'Bridge Over Troubled Waters,' Right? | 1.2062 | 0.04620 | 97 | 79 | 16 | 2 |
2219 | Perfect, Sonata for one note! | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2220 | We'll never make it in this small town | 1.2059 | 0.04258 | 102 | 82 | 19 | 1 |
2221 | We're the only ones who have a piano. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
2222 | Still no genie in a bottle | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2223 | It's another offer to extend the warranty on our car. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2224 | It's time to sing like nobody's listening | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
2225 | I can't believe this is what they sent back after getting our SOS messages. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2226 | Nobody will read this. It's got six sharps. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2227 | Rejection, rejection, rejection. You told me this island would help my creativity. | 1.2059 | 0.04258 | 102 | 82 | 19 | 1 |
2228 | I never imagined we’d get so many of the same song requests! | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
2229 | I thought we were going to take a minor vacation, not a vacation in A-minor. | 1.2059 | 0.05089 | 102 | 86 | 11 | 5 |
2230 | Here's an oldie but a goodie, "My Piano Needs Tuning and I'm Already Sick of My Husband's Singing." | 1.2056 | 0.04922 | 107 | 90 | 12 | 5 |
2231 | Oh great! Another symphony for piano and coconuts | 1.2056 | 0.04739 | 107 | 89 | 14 | 4 |
2232 | Keep practicing. The longer we're gone the better the reviews. | 1.2056 | 0.04550 | 107 | 88 | 16 | 3 |
2233 | There's just nothing in the key of G! | 1.2056 | 0.04739 | 107 | 89 | 14 | 4 |
2234 | Another request for "Message in a Bottle." | 1.2056 | 0.04351 | 107 | 87 | 18 | 2 |
2235 | It's Another Request for Ode to Joy | 1.2056 | 0.04351 | 107 | 87 | 18 | 2 |
2236 | Alright, what do you think of this? “I'd like to know where, you got the notion To rock the boat (don't rock the boat, baby) Rock the boat (don't tip the boat over)” | 1.2056 | 0.04351 | 107 | 87 | 18 | 2 |
2237 | Somewhere around step 14 we should have used pegs instead of screws to turn the piano into a boat. | 1.2056 | 0.04550 | 107 | 88 | 16 | 3 |
2238 | English instructions are online ONLY. | 1.2056 | 0.04739 | 107 | 89 | 14 | 4 |
2239 | Every message has ragtime music. What are they trying to imply? | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2240 | Bills Bills Bills That's all we seem to get! | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2241 | Jimmy Buffet keeps promising to send cheeseburgers but he hasn’t figured out how to get them into the dang bottles! | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
2242 | Drummer seeks new band. Will travel." | 1.2054 | 0.05095 | 112 | 96 | 9 | 7 |
2243 | This one is in the key of C# major. Should I throw it back? | 1.2054 | 0.04935 | 112 | 95 | 11 | 6 |
2244 | Finally a tune you can play | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2245 | I think we got the instructions wrong on where we put the black keys and where we put the white ones. | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2246 | It says, "Thanks for the tune—George Gershwin." | 1.2054 | 0.04769 | 112 | 94 | 13 | 5 |
2247 | One more reprise of "Islands in the Stream" and the coconut bombs will be unleashed. | 1.2054 | 0.04769 | 112 | 94 | 13 | 5 |
2248 | You missed a chord. | 1.2051 | 0.04298 | 117 | 96 | 18 | 3 |
2249 | Lady Gaga passed on this song too. | 1.2049 | 0.04187 | 122 | 100 | 19 | 3 |
2250 | No one seems to like the verse | 1.2049 | 0.03850 | 122 | 98 | 23 | 1 |
2251 | Well what do you know, this one is from Sting! | 1.2048 | 0.04775 | 83 | 67 | 15 | 1 |
2252 | Every one of these is What a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts! | 1.2048 | 0.05355 | 83 | 69 | 11 | 3 |
2253 | My mistake. It's played arpeggio, not archipelago. | 1.2048 | 0.05355 | 83 | 69 | 11 | 3 |
2254 | I don't know, the more I read the more I think we're ok just where we're at. | 1.2048 | 0.05355 | 83 | 69 | 11 | 3 |
2255 | Amazon just keeps saying return it at Whole Foods! | 1.2048 | 0.05355 | 83 | 69 | 11 | 3 |
2256 | Another message in a bottle from Sting! | 1.2045 | 0.04617 | 88 | 71 | 16 | 1 |
2257 | Nothing but show tunes. | 1.2045 | 0.04891 | 88 | 72 | 14 | 2 |
2258 | It says here the seafood buffet is fresh-catch. | 1.2045 | 0.05399 | 88 | 74 | 10 | 4 |
2259 | I told them the piano was to be delivered to LONG ISLAND! | 1.2045 | 0.05152 | 88 | 73 | 12 | 3 |
2260 | This is a really cruel scherzo. | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2261 | Try Message In a Bottle or S.O.S. by ABBA one more time. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2262 | Holy piano! Tell me we're not in some self-referential New Yorker cartoon! | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2263 | That’s the tenth request for Free Bird. | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2264 | They all want you to stop playing "fur Elyse." | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2265 | Looks like we'll have to change keys. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2266 | The good news is that we won the Grammy for Best Song Written while Stranded on a Deserted Island. | 1.2043 | 0.04204 | 93 | 74 | 19 | 0 |
2267 | Here's that Sound of Music score we asked for | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2268 | The tuner can't come till next week!!! | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2269 | It still isn’t the song I want to be stranded with | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2270 | Now they're requesting"Tie a Yellow Ribbon." We're being trolled. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2271 | Those damn upstream castaways have another request: 'I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2272 | "It's chopsticks again! This guy has a sick sense of humor." | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2273 | another request for 'Yellow Submarine' Bob Greene bob@contourventures.com 917.696.682 | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2274 | Post-Minimalist sheet music. Just what we need to keep hope alive. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2275 | This is all rag time. We have the wrong type of piano. | 1.2039 | 0.04221 | 103 | 83 | 19 | 1 |
2276 | Just what we need. It’s the score from “Lost.” | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
2277 | We're still missing the middle two pages | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
2278 | It's copywritten. We owe him $5. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
2279 | I can't believe it ! It's another Message in at bottle by Sting. | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
2280 | It’s another fortune that says, ‘Your ship will come in.’ That’s just mean. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
2281 | They say they cannot hear us and we should play louder | 1.2037 | 0.04110 | 108 | 87 | 20 | 1 |
2282 | It’s “come sail away,” by stix | 1.2037 | 0.04511 | 108 | 89 | 16 | 3 |
2283 | No wonder it was sounding terrible--this is Shakespeare, not Bach. | 1.2037 | 0.04511 | 108 | 89 | 16 | 3 |
2284 | 81 bottles of beer on the wall. . . | 1.2037 | 0.04315 | 108 | 88 | 18 | 2 |
2285 | If you like Pina Coladas. Is taken. Try one bourbon, one scotch, one beer | 1.2037 | 0.04880 | 108 | 91 | 12 | 5 |
2286 | Another Bach. doesn't anybody still like Billy Joel? | 1.2037 | 0.04511 | 108 | 89 | 16 | 3 |
2287 | ‘Here’s to you, Mrs. Robinson?’ | 1.2037 | 0.04511 | 108 | 89 | 16 | 3 |
2288 | Yesterday.....all my troubles seemed... | 1.2035 | 0.04199 | 113 | 92 | 19 | 2 |
2289 | It's more EDM. | 1.2035 | 0.03805 | 113 | 90 | 23 | 0 |
2290 | Here's an upright for only $500. | 1.2035 | 0.04560 | 113 | 94 | 15 | 4 |
2291 | When we started this musical this island had an audience. Theaters. Actors. | 1.2035 | 0.04894 | 113 | 96 | 11 | 6 |
2292 | Please stop playing The Piña Colada Song. | 1.2035 | 0.04560 | 113 | 94 | 15 | 4 |
2293 | I never could read music. | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
2294 | Dang, it's a cappella again! | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
2295 | I don't see where the orchestra comes in? | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
2296 | Let's take it to the bridge... | 1.2034 | 0.04593 | 118 | 99 | 14 | 5 |
2297 | This one says: Whoever told you to sing like no one’s listening gave you horrible advice. Voices carry over water, please stop! | 1.2033 | 0.04465 | 123 | 103 | 15 | 5 |
2298 | Another Handel piece. Has the world gone crazy? | 1.2033 | 0.04612 | 123 | 104 | 13 | 6 |
2299 | It's "Come Sail Away" by Styx again. | 1.2033 | 0.04156 | 123 | 101 | 19 | 3 |
2300 | Just a repeat of the last four notes! | 1.2033 | 0.04313 | 123 | 102 | 17 | 4 |
2301 | Castaways,we are castaways… | 1.2033 | 0.04465 | 123 | 103 | 15 | 5 |
2302 | Your check is in the mail. | 1.2030 | 0.04100 | 133 | 110 | 19 | 4 |
2303 | But how do we get a trombone for the trombone solo? | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
2304 | It's a request that you play Handel's Water Music. | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
2305 | This bit always gets me. | 1.2024 | 0.05019 | 84 | 69 | 13 | 2 |
2306 | Steve wants to know if we can make it to his housewarming party. | 1.2022 | 0.05343 | 89 | 75 | 10 | 4 |
2307 | Oh no, The New Yorker critic says all our songs sound like the ocean. | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
2308 | It says, "Now play 'Tucka tucka jump jump' as if you really meant it." | 1.2022 | 0.05343 | 89 | 75 | 10 | 4 |
2309 | Really? Another request for “Chopsticks”? | 1.2022 | 0.05099 | 89 | 74 | 12 | 3 |
2310 | Sorry, it's already been done. | 1.2022 | 0.04570 | 89 | 72 | 16 | 1 |
2311 | This is a concerto for an organ; not a piano! | 1.2022 | 0.04570 | 89 | 72 | 16 | 1 |
2312 | Honey, play this tune - it's got to work this time: "Leaving on Jet Plane" by John Denver | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
2313 | Another one with the Jaws theme song. | 1.2021 | 0.04430 | 94 | 76 | 17 | 1 |
2314 | See here's your problem, you were playing high seas. | 1.2021 | 0.04430 | 94 | 76 | 17 | 1 |
2315 | OK - this entry is from a John Williams | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2316 | It says, 'Once more...with feeling' | 1.2021 | 0.05365 | 94 | 80 | 9 | 5 |
2317 | It’s been so difficult to get my music out there these days | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2318 | Another copy of Debussy's La Mer. | 1.2021 | 0.05574 | 94 | 81 | 7 | 6 |
2319 | It's "Rescue Me". | 1.2021 | 0.04164 | 94 | 75 | 19 | 0 |
2320 | Rats, this is the third person who sent us "Für Elise"! | 1.2021 | 0.04430 | 94 | 76 | 17 | 1 |
2321 | You chose to bring Bach to a deserted island? | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2322 | Well, we're just out of luck. All the instructions are written in Korean. | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2323 | All requests for the theme song from Titanic | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2324 | Everybody is a critic! | 1.2020 | 0.05173 | 99 | 84 | 10 | 5 |
2325 | It's from The Police: 'Message in a Bottle. | 1.2020 | 0.04536 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
2326 | I guess we shouldn't take the "food of love" thing literally. | 1.2020 | 0.04536 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
2327 | That's the fifth one from Sting this week! | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2328 | Um, I need a little more context… | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2329 | It’s says forget it. The sea shanty fad is over | 1.2019 | 0.04185 | 104 | 84 | 19 | 1 |
2330 | Catchy melody and I love the repeated line about a 'Three hour tour." Let's bottle it and send it to a producer. | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2331 | It's another "note in the bottle" letter from some kids doing a school project. | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2332 | One last drinking song or nah? | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2333 | So this guy, Homer, sends a more seductive piece I play and you sing. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2334 | It's scored for bagpipes! | 1.2019 | 0.04808 | 104 | 87 | 13 | 4 |
2335 | It’s another request for Tutti Fruity. | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2336 | Hey! We're Waaay Ahead in the Vote for America's Got Talent! | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2337 | Wait. Before you begin, it's another page of the user agreement. | 1.2019 | 0.04998 | 104 | 88 | 11 | 5 |
2338 | Again and again: > Gathering Up Th Shells From The Seashore < | 1.2019 | 0.04185 | 104 | 84 | 19 | 1 |
2339 | Here's the next request which drifted here all the way from the coast of Australia. | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2340 | ...and when the water rises, use the top as a sail. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
2341 | This guy wants to know how we spend our free time. | 1.2018 | 0.04474 | 109 | 90 | 16 | 3 |
2342 | Oh no, which goes first, the sonata or the rondo? | 1.2018 | 0.04474 | 109 | 90 | 16 | 3 |
2343 | Your car warranty is about to expire. | 1.2018 | 0.04076 | 109 | 88 | 20 | 1 |
2344 | Damn, it’s another copy of ‘Achy Breaky Heart.’” | 1.2018 | 0.04076 | 109 | 88 | 20 | 1 |
2345 | It’s another request for “Do you know the way to San Jose” | 1.2018 | 0.04280 | 109 | 89 | 18 | 2 |
2346 | Linda began to realize her desert island wish list was a bit impulsive. | 1.2018 | 0.04660 | 109 | 91 | 14 | 4 |
2347 | Jeez... Island Girl by Elton John yet again. | 1.2018 | 0.04280 | 109 | 89 | 18 | 2 |
2348 | Even worse! This one is for four pianos! | 1.2018 | 0.04660 | 109 | 91 | 14 | 4 |
2349 | Well, love will keep us together… | 1.2018 | 0.04474 | 109 | 90 | 16 | 3 |
2350 | No, this one wasn’t from Sting, either | 1.2018 | 0.04474 | 109 | 90 | 16 | 3 |
2351 | No one likes my music | 1.2018 | 0.04839 | 109 | 92 | 12 | 5 |
2352 | The fifth fifth of Beethoven! | 1.2018 | 0.04660 | 109 | 91 | 14 | 4 |
2353 | Please not that same Abba song again Frank Buckley Andover MA | 1.2018 | 0.04349 | 114 | 94 | 17 | 3 |
2354 | Dang! It's another Nickleback song in a bottle. | 1.2018 | 0.04524 | 114 | 95 | 15 | 4 |
2355 | It's ANOTHER Jimmy Buffet song! | 1.2018 | 0.04166 | 114 | 93 | 19 | 2 |
2356 | The message HAD to be in C major | 1.2018 | 0.04349 | 114 | 94 | 17 | 3 |
2357 | Neighbors are complaining about the noise again. | 1.2018 | 0.04524 | 114 | 95 | 15 | 4 |
2358 | John Cage | 1.2018 | 0.04692 | 114 | 96 | 13 | 5 |
2359 | 'Waves so rough, we lost our crew, Now we're stranded & totally screwed! Wonder if I can trade you in for a canoe?' | 1.2018 | 0.04855 | 114 | 97 | 11 | 6 |
2360 | More sheet music for Chopsticks. | 1.2018 | 0.04524 | 114 | 95 | 15 | 4 |
2361 | Here's the next verse, "99 bottles of beer on the wall..." | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
2362 | Useless...looks like it was written by an eight-year-old. | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
2363 | I asked for help and they sent Beatles music We don | 1.2017 | 0.04711 | 119 | 101 | 12 | 6 |
2364 | Another request to play Freebird. | 1.2017 | 0.04233 | 119 | 98 | 18 | 3 |
2365 | This one looks interesting. It's by someone named Rick Astley. | 1.2016 | 0.04026 | 129 | 106 | 20 | 3 |
2366 | I can't read music, but I think it's from 'South Pacific' | 1.2000 | 0.04621 | 110 | 92 | 14 | 4 |
2367 | This one is just a bunch of parallel lines too. | 1.2000 | 0.04965 | 85 | 70 | 13 | 2 |
2368 | I want something contemporary that won't make waves. | 1.2000 | 0.04798 | 110 | 93 | 12 | 5 |
2369 | It says that next you morph into jazz. | 1.2000 | 0.04766 | 105 | 88 | 13 | 4 |
2370 | Joni's Mitchell's "Help Me" again!! | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2371 | It says here you can't tuna fish. | 1.2000 | 0.04544 | 125 | 106 | 13 | 6 |
2372 | '"Looks like we're stuck playing 80's new wave." | 1.2000 | 0.04264 | 100 | 81 | 18 | 1 |
2373 | Oh please, Sondheim writes back to everybody” | 1.2000 | 0.04314 | 115 | 95 | 17 | 3 |
2374 | Damn. Yet another rejection from Sting. | 1.2000 | 0.04096 | 125 | 103 | 19 | 3 |
2375 | The staff I really want is the one that parted the Red Sea. | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2376 | It's the finale. And it has a brilliant climax. | 1.2000 | 0.04437 | 110 | 91 | 16 | 3 |
2377 | These are all just notes, not music ! | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2378 | They say they want something more commercial. | 1.2000 | 0.04240 | 90 | 72 | 18 | 0 |
2379 | And that was #1 on your desert island playlist | 1.2000 | 0.04766 | 105 | 88 | 13 | 4 |
2380 | This guy wants wants you to play Misty for him.” | 1.2000 | 0.04201 | 120 | 99 | 18 | 3 |
2381 | Finally, a request other than Piano Man. Honey, do you know Taylor Swift's version of Message in a Bottle? | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2382 | It's in the wrong key! | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2383 | I’m having a problem with “we are the world” | 1.2000 | 0.04621 | 110 | 92 | 14 | 4 |
2384 | It’s sheet music alright, but there are no duets. | 1.2000 | 0.04437 | 110 | 91 | 16 | 3 |
2385 | This one's from your mother. She wants to know what you did with all the money she gave you for piano lessons. | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2386 | What I wouldn't give to do '100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall' one more time. | 1.2000 | 0.04043 | 110 | 89 | 20 | 1 |
2387 | Woah, this is a complicated request; luckily we have time to practice it. | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 105 | 86 | 17 | 2 |
2388 | I'm pretty sure the Beatles recorded something a lot like this. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2389 | It’s Desert Island Songbook Volume5. | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2390 | Anything Interesting? No, Just Another Noise Complaint! | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2391 | I don't think the Beach Boys started this way | 1.2000 | 0.05288 | 90 | 76 | 10 | 4 |
2392 | It says, “Can you play ‘Message in a Bottle’ just one more time”? | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2393 | It's just another copy of Schubert's Unfinished Symphony. | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2394 | We have to stop taking requests. | 1.2000 | 0.04244 | 110 | 90 | 18 | 2 |
2395 | This one's called, "Ode to a desert isle." | 1.2000 | 0.04714 | 100 | 83 | 14 | 3 |
2396 | It's another offer to tune the piano | 1.2000 | 0.05239 | 85 | 71 | 11 | 3 |
2397 | It says "No man's an island." Can you play it? | 1.2000 | 0.04766 | 105 | 88 | 13 | 4 |
2398 | It says they are going to repossess the piano for missing every payment! | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 105 | 86 | 17 | 2 |
2399 | Hmmm… looks like the guy who wrote this message thought the Florida keys were something else too. | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2400 | It's another request to 'Play it again, Sam.' | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2401 | Another one that says we can extend our warranty for a low monthly payment. | 1.2000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 68 | 8 | 4 |
2402 | Keep it down! Too much boozing and loud music . | 1.2000 | 0.04544 | 125 | 106 | 13 | 6 |
2403 | It's another Jimmy Buffett 'beaches are the best' song. | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2404 | They are all requests for you to play Freebird. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2405 | It’s a request for “Clair de Lune” with a link to where we can download the score online. | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2406 | The Lost Symphony? Very funny. | 1.2000 | 0.04314 | 115 | 95 | 17 | 3 |
2407 | It says they'll repossess the piano if we don't make the last payment. | 1.2000 | 0.04437 | 110 | 91 | 16 | 3 |
2408 | And the hits just keep on coming | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2409 | This one is a request for "Melancholy Baby". | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2410 | They're all the same song written by Sting. | 1.2000 | 0.03998 | 130 | 107 | 20 | 3 |
2411 | Maybe people have had enough of silly love songs... | 1.2000 | 0.04714 | 100 | 83 | 14 | 3 |
2412 | We'll need more contemporary songs if they expect us to make a comeback | 1.2000 | 0.04924 | 100 | 84 | 12 | 4 |
2413 | I am not going to sing "I Feel Pretty" | 1.2000 | 0.04244 | 110 | 90 | 18 | 2 |
2414 | Sorry sweetie. Another help wanted ad looking for a drummer. | 1.2000 | 0.04714 | 100 | 83 | 14 | 3 |
2415 | For the last time, I hate "Island in the Sun" ! | 1.2000 | 0.04654 | 115 | 97 | 13 | 5 |
2416 | They're DIY notes on the piano as a flotation device." | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 105 | 86 | 17 | 2 |
2417 | Another bloody message from Sting | 1.2000 | 0.04621 | 110 | 92 | 14 | 4 |
2418 | This says: ‘Final warning—Stop playing Ninety Nine Bottles of Beer or we’ll move you even farther away.’ | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2419 | It's always the SAME SONG––'Help!' | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2420 | It’s another desert-island-disc list. | 1.2000 | 0.04314 | 115 | 95 | 17 | 3 |
2421 | It's a request to play "Three Hour Tour". | 1.1985 | 0.03737 | 136 | 111 | 23 | 2 |
2422 | Still no Elton John! | 1.1985 | 0.04523 | 131 | 112 | 12 | 7 |
2423 | It's another Caribbean tune addressed to Jimmy Buffet. | 1.1985 | 0.03970 | 131 | 108 | 20 | 3 |
2424 | Nobody's coming because this is garbage, Karen... | 1.1983 | 0.04101 | 116 | 95 | 19 | 2 |
2425 | Pete, I kept telling you not to leave John, Paul and George!!! | 1.1983 | 0.04452 | 116 | 97 | 15 | 4 |
2426 | Oh god not another Wagner | 1.1983 | 0.04777 | 116 | 99 | 11 | 6 |
2427 | Can you play "Island in the Sun"? | 1.1983 | 0.04777 | 116 | 99 | 11 | 6 |
2428 | Should I go with The Police or Taylor Swift? | 1.1983 | 0.04280 | 116 | 96 | 17 | 3 |
2429 | Here we go, a 'polonaise.' I'm afraid that's as close as we're gonna get to 'polynésien.' | 1.1983 | 0.04452 | 116 | 97 | 15 | 4 |
2430 | We're still missing the first movement! | 1.1983 | 0.04101 | 116 | 95 | 19 | 2 |
2431 | Finale! | 1.1982 | 0.04210 | 111 | 91 | 18 | 2 |
2432 | I'm just not in the mood for "Row, row, row your Boat" again. | 1.1982 | 0.04927 | 111 | 95 | 10 | 6 |
2433 | It's a lot harder to get noticed as a musician these days." | 1.1982 | 0.04582 | 111 | 93 | 14 | 4 |
2434 | It’s a cross between “By the sea” and “Bye bye baby” | 1.1982 | 0.04582 | 111 | 93 | 14 | 4 |
2435 | They all say something along the lines of "Tune that dang piano." | 1.1982 | 0.04758 | 111 | 94 | 12 | 5 |
2436 | Crap. "La Mer" AGAIN. | 1.1982 | 0.04400 | 111 | 92 | 16 | 3 |
2437 | It's another 'Best Tupperware Party Icebreakers'. | 1.1981 | 0.04530 | 106 | 88 | 15 | 3 |
2438 | Dang. This is that unfinished symphony thing... | 1.1981 | 0.04724 | 106 | 89 | 13 | 4 |
2439 | It's from Liberace. Your playing has managed to raise the dead to complain. | 1.1981 | 0.04724 | 106 | 89 | 13 | 4 |
2440 | It says " Sending out an SOS" | 1.1981 | 0.04530 | 106 | 88 | 15 | 3 |
2441 | With seagull delivery you get ' Guaranteed dry' | 1.1981 | 0.04911 | 106 | 90 | 11 | 5 |
2442 | Our librettist wants us to come up with a choppier tempo. | 1.1981 | 0.05264 | 106 | 92 | 7 | 7 |
2443 | This one is from the guy on the next island,it says : "Will you just stop with the theme from Titanic". | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
2444 | Same message again, “looking for guitarist and drummer to join our band” Sorry, no mention of a pianist. | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
2445 | Nope, this one's not a break-up song either. | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
2446 | Its the same request every time! | 1.1980 | 0.03985 | 101 | 81 | 20 | 0 |
2447 | This one says "play message in a bottle, please." | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
2448 | where's the map home? | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
2449 | More sheet music from Fyre Festival - I wonder what happened? | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
2450 | They want to know if you can play the theme to Gilligan's Island. | 1.1980 | 0.04226 | 101 | 82 | 18 | 1 |
2451 | I thought we were practicing for the tiny desk contest, not a tiny island contest. | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
2452 | One more Beach Boys song and I'm turning that thing into a raft. | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
2453 | Hey Babe, I think the wine, women and song thing has pretty much run its course for me. | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
2454 | It's just another extended warranty offer.... | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2455 | Too depressing. Try to give the piece a more happy-go-lucky vibe. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2456 | No sharps or flats. It’s in the key of sea ! | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2457 | It's from one island over. They want us to keep the noise down. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2458 | Sorry, I can't find the lyrics to Paradise Lost. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2459 | Not again! Just the chorus. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2460 | It's just those idiots from the next island again. It says, "Stairway to Heaven." | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2461 | Did you see this about those poor people at Fyre fest? | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2462 | It’s Sting again…. | 1.1978 | 0.04996 | 91 | 76 | 12 | 3 |
2463 | The neighbors want to know if we know any other songs by The Police besides "Message in a Bottle" . | 1.1978 | 0.05234 | 91 | 77 | 10 | 4 |
2464 | It's the Hallelujah Chorus. We need a trumpet player. | 1.1978 | 0.04480 | 91 | 74 | 16 | 1 |
2465 | Captain & Tennille never left instructions on how to get off the island. | 1.1978 | 0.04745 | 91 | 75 | 14 | 2 |
2466 | We've already sung this one!! | 1.1978 | 0.04745 | 91 | 75 | 14 | 2 |
2467 | Water Music again? | 1.1978 | 0.04996 | 91 | 76 | 12 | 3 |
2468 | It's just more chopsticks. | 1.1978 | 0.04480 | 91 | 74 | 16 | 1 |
2469 | We have a request for Yellow Submarine by the Beatles. | 1.1978 | 0.04480 | 91 | 74 | 16 | 1 |
2470 | I'm Baroque. Enjoy my water music. Fund me with a contribution. George Frideric Handel | 1.1978 | 0.04996 | 91 | 76 | 12 | 3 |
2471 | These are beginning to sound like a broken record... | 1.1977 | 0.04625 | 86 | 70 | 15 | 1 |
2472 | They're all for the violin! | 1.1977 | 0.04625 | 86 | 70 | 15 | 1 |
2473 | It's the sheet music to Castaways. | 1.1977 | 0.04625 | 86 | 70 | 15 | 1 |
2474 | The HOA fined us three coconuts for last night’s jamboree in C major. | 1.1977 | 0.05441 | 86 | 73 | 9 | 4 |
2475 | Once more, Message in a Bottle. | 1.1977 | 0.05441 | 86 | 73 | 9 | 4 |
2476 | Half of them are just Islands in the Stream by Kenny Rogers | 1.1977 | 0.04625 | 86 | 70 | 15 | 1 |
2477 | This one is called WATER MUSIC but I can’t seem to get a handle on it | 1.1975 | 0.05392 | 81 | 68 | 10 | 3 |
2478 | Funny, we never heard back from Sting about our song idea. | 1.1975 | 0.05098 | 81 | 67 | 12 | 2 |
2479 | This part calls for a duet | 1.1969 | 0.04037 | 127 | 105 | 19 | 3 |
2480 | It is from Radio City Music Hall; they want us to appear with The Rocketes and play -"Burning Bridges" | 1.1969 | 0.04037 | 127 | 105 | 19 | 3 |
2481 | It’s another request that you stop playing ‘We Don’t Talk About Bruno’ | 1.1967 | 0.04138 | 122 | 101 | 18 | 3 |
2482 | This one is written in “sea-sharp” | 1.1967 | 0.04454 | 122 | 103 | 14 | 5 |
2483 | If only our secret benefactor would send a ship instead of the draft scores to his groundbreaking new opera. | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2484 | This Phil Spector guy is a genius. I hope we get to meet him. | 1.1964 | 0.04176 | 112 | 92 | 18 | 2 |
2485 | They said we didn’t get the record label… | 1.1964 | 0.04364 | 112 | 93 | 16 | 3 |
2486 | Another bottle from Andrew Lloyd Webber... | 1.1964 | 0.04364 | 112 | 93 | 16 | 3 |
2487 | Bali Hai from South Pacific is my favorite | 1.1964 | 0.03771 | 112 | 90 | 22 | 0 |
2488 | If you like pina coladas... | 1.1964 | 0.03979 | 112 | 91 | 20 | 1 |
2489 | How about this for my new song,"If I could save time in a bottle"...... | 1.1964 | 0.03979 | 112 | 91 | 20 | 1 |
2490 | Great news! The Police sent us a song. | 1.1964 | 0.04545 | 112 | 94 | 14 | 4 |
2491 | This was supposed to be a boat. | 1.1963 | 0.04290 | 107 | 88 | 17 | 2 |
2492 | Did I write this song before or after I drank the rum? | 1.1963 | 0.04683 | 107 | 90 | 13 | 4 |
2493 | It says these notes are available only with a paid user account and an internet connection. | 1.1963 | 0.04080 | 107 | 87 | 19 | 1 |
2494 | Bösendorfer doesn't service this island. | 1.1963 | 0.04491 | 107 | 89 | 15 | 3 |
2495 | Hang on, No. The fine print didn't say "grand pino" at all. | 1.1963 | 0.04683 | 107 | 90 | 13 | 4 |
2496 | It says we have unpaid taxes | 1.1963 | 0.04683 | 107 | 90 | 13 | 4 |
2497 | This is the viola section. | 1.1963 | 0.04491 | 107 | 89 | 15 | 3 |
2498 | I wish I was ship wrecked with Sondheim, these are crap! | 1.1963 | 0.04491 | 107 | 89 | 15 | 3 |
2499 | This rondo’s got a C section! | 1.1963 | 0.04868 | 107 | 91 | 11 | 5 |
2500 | No, no no! All Kenny G! | 1.1963 | 0.04080 | 107 | 87 | 19 | 1 |
2501 | It's just more music by The Police. | 1.1963 | 0.04290 | 107 | 88 | 17 | 2 |
2502 | Another rave review. | 1.1963 | 0.04683 | 107 | 90 | 13 | 4 |
2503 | Nope. Too many high C’s | 1.1963 | 0.05046 | 107 | 92 | 9 | 6 |
2504 | It's a bill from Steinway and Sons. Guess the movers gave them our new address. | 1.1963 | 0.04491 | 107 | 89 | 15 | 3 |
2505 | Darn. 'Chopsticks' again. | 1.1961 | 0.04189 | 102 | 83 | 18 | 1 |
2506 | Any chance you can play something else? | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
2507 | Treble in a bottle again. | 1.1961 | 0.05031 | 102 | 87 | 10 | 5 |
2508 | I guess I 'm Still not good enough for 'America's Got Talent'. | 1.1961 | 0.04189 | 102 | 83 | 18 | 1 |
2509 | It's the final movement of Beethoven's Fifth. | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2510 | More lyrics from The Captain and Tenille | 1.1961 | 0.04835 | 102 | 86 | 12 | 4 |
2511 | I hope the rest gets here soon! | 1.1961 | 0.04835 | 102 | 86 | 12 | 4 |
2512 | This one asks if you can play “Far, far away.” | 1.1961 | 0.03951 | 102 | 82 | 20 | 0 |
2513 | Please refrain from playing after 10:00 P.M. | 1.1961 | 0.04835 | 102 | 86 | 12 | 4 |
2514 | Do you take requests? | 1.1961 | 0.04189 | 102 | 83 | 18 | 1 |
2515 | It says return to sender. Address not valid, | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
2516 | I'm sure these symbols are the key to getting off the island. | 1.1961 | 0.04189 | 102 | 83 | 18 | 1 |
2517 | Not a single piano solo in the bunch! Why'd they force us on this working vacation in the first place. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2518 | Damn! It's another request for Baby Shark. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2519 | Nope- the horn part. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2520 | How many more bottles of beer on the wall? | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2521 | Yikes, Honey! Yet another request to play Freebird. | 1.1959 | 0.04308 | 97 | 79 | 17 | 1 |
2522 | THIS is the song that never ends. | 1.1957 | 0.04946 | 92 | 77 | 12 | 3 |
2523 | Jim, from the neighboring island, requests ‘Surfin’ USA’ | 1.1957 | 0.04698 | 92 | 76 | 14 | 2 |
2524 | Answer: You can tune a piano, but you can't "tuna" fish. | 1.1957 | 0.04437 | 92 | 75 | 16 | 1 |
2525 | No word about rescue, but they'd like you to expand your repertoire | 1.1957 | 0.04698 | 92 | 76 | 14 | 2 |
2526 | It’s from Taylor Swift. | 1.1957 | 0.04698 | 92 | 76 | 14 | 2 |
2527 | It may be time to tune your piano! | 1.1957 | 0.04698 | 92 | 76 | 14 | 2 |
2528 | Here's another song request, "Sea Breezes" | 1.1957 | 0.04437 | 92 | 75 | 16 | 1 |
2529 | It's from Sting " | 1.1954 | 0.05383 | 87 | 74 | 9 | 4 |
2530 | Is this stupid or are we on an island? Also,where are the cartoonists? | 1.1954 | 0.04578 | 87 | 71 | 15 | 1 |
2531 | Oh ******! It has an oboe part. | 1.1954 | 0.05128 | 87 | 73 | 11 | 3 |
2532 | And so it ends on the high C’s. | 1.1954 | 0.05128 | 87 | 73 | 11 | 3 |
2533 | Finally, the score for "South Pacific"! | 1.1953 | 0.04159 | 128 | 107 | 17 | 4 |
2534 | We still can’t leave. Spotify hasn’t met our demands. | 1.1951 | 0.04267 | 123 | 103 | 16 | 4 |
2535 | You and me against the world.,, | 1.1951 | 0.05331 | 82 | 69 | 10 | 3 |
2536 | It says that our car warranty is up for renewal... | 1.1949 | 0.04545 | 118 | 100 | 13 | 5 |
2537 | We got the gig playing at Elon Musk's next launch | 1.1949 | 0.04383 | 118 | 99 | 15 | 4 |
2538 | We only need five more bottles. | 1.1949 | 0.04383 | 118 | 99 | 15 | 4 |
2539 | Mozart had his troubled periods, too, Honey. | 1.1949 | 0.04039 | 118 | 97 | 19 | 2 |
2540 | This has been an incredible bender on this peninsula but I’m going home to take a shower. | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
2541 | I can't sing this. It's not my key. | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
2542 | It says we'll only be rescued if you agree to play "Feelings". | 1.1947 | 0.04508 | 113 | 95 | 14 | 4 |
2543 | His songs are actually getting worse. | 1.1947 | 0.04508 | 113 | 95 | 14 | 4 |
2544 | Harmony isn’t Right again! | 1.1944 | 0.03826 | 108 | 87 | 21 | 0 |
2545 | Oh, shoot, this could take awhile. According to this, the next verse is "...94 bottles of beer on the wall..." | 1.1944 | 0.05467 | 72 | 60 | 10 | 2 |
2546 | Yet another request for 'Wasting Away Again in Margaritaville.' | 1.1944 | 0.04453 | 108 | 90 | 15 | 3 |
2547 | How many bottles will it take for you to get the message: Enough Mozart, give us some Tchaikovsky! | 1.1944 | 0.04453 | 108 | 90 | 15 | 3 |
2548 | They all say “Stop playing!” | 1.1944 | 0.04046 | 108 | 88 | 19 | 1 |
2549 | Sigh. Another request for ‘Piano Man’ | 1.1944 | 0.04254 | 108 | 89 | 17 | 2 |
2550 | Robinson Caruso has no talent…Send him another rejection. | 1.1944 | 0.04643 | 108 | 91 | 13 | 4 |
2551 | Does our piano have an extended warranty? | 1.1944 | 0.04453 | 108 | 90 | 15 | 3 |
2552 | Can't you play anything but three blind mice | 1.1944 | 0.04826 | 108 | 92 | 11 | 5 |
2553 | They must have the wrong address, these are all charts for strings. | 1.1944 | 0.04254 | 108 | 89 | 17 | 2 |
2554 | Next time we need to insist on having wifi. | 1.1944 | 0.04643 | 108 | 91 | 13 | 4 |
2555 | Try 'Take the A Train." | 1.1942 | 0.04376 | 103 | 85 | 16 | 2 |
2556 | I'd rather tuna fish than tune this piano. | 1.1942 | 0.04791 | 103 | 87 | 12 | 4 |
2557 | It worked for Hemingway! | 1.1942 | 0.04986 | 103 | 88 | 10 | 5 |
2558 | They're all from Sting. | 1.1942 | 0.04588 | 103 | 86 | 14 | 3 |
2559 | They all have the same song. | 1.1942 | 0.04791 | 103 | 87 | 12 | 4 |
2560 | All these bottles and we STILL don't have the sheet music for "Feelings". | 1.1942 | 0.04376 | 103 | 85 | 16 | 2 |
2561 | It says they’re not gonna rescue us if you keep on mangling ‘Island Girl.’ | 1.1942 | 0.03917 | 103 | 83 | 20 | 0 |
2562 | It says for me to add more cow bell. | 1.1939 | 0.04508 | 98 | 81 | 15 | 2 |
2563 | They think we're taking requests. | 1.1939 | 0.04268 | 98 | 80 | 17 | 1 |
2564 | It says 'play something by The Police' | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
2565 | Damn, another great show tune that will never make it to Broadway. | 1.1939 | 0.04508 | 98 | 81 | 15 | 2 |
2566 | Just another, same note from the kid in Miami | 1.1939 | 0.04953 | 98 | 83 | 11 | 4 |
2567 | And here's another one from Brian Wilson. | 1.1939 | 0.04953 | 98 | 83 | 11 | 4 |
2568 | My God! Another request for Louie Louie! | 1.1939 | 0.04953 | 98 | 83 | 11 | 4 |
2569 | THEY SENT THE WRONG MUSIC AGAIN! | 1.1939 | 0.04508 | 98 | 81 | 15 | 2 |
2570 | This is inexcusable. We sent a request for Chopin, but all we get are Mozart symphonies. | 1.1939 | 0.04268 | 98 | 80 | 17 | 1 |
2571 | As if things weren't difficult enough already. It's Liszt's La Campanella. | 1.1939 | 0.05161 | 98 | 84 | 9 | 5 |
2572 | Oh, it's just another rejection of our version of South Pacific. | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
2573 | Where did you put the metronome? | 1.1938 | 0.03980 | 129 | 107 | 19 | 3 |
2574 | Honey these ‘experts’ keep writing about ‘rescuing’ us but I just don’t agree with their politics. | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2575 | South Pacific? Is this some kind of sick joke? | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2576 | Ugh, this composer needs rescuing more than we do! | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2577 | Darn, they cancelled our next gig. | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2578 | Could we increase the font size just a tad? | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2579 | They want to know if you know anything besides "chopsticks"? | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2580 | Yippee! It's the last chapter of "How to Build Your Own Piano"! So what do you suggest we build next? | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2581 | They all say sing Melanchoy Baby. | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2582 | Bummer - Hugh Jackman can’t make it. | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2583 | It's another score for 'Baby Shark.' | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2584 | This one is for a trio as well! What cruel game are they playing? | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2585 | Wait a minute!...Dig this: “Can you all do ‘Slow Boat to China’?” | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2586 | Dammit! They sent me more Mozart - I asked for Beethoven. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2587 | Face the music. Your compositions are too insular. | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2588 | We’re being audited! | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2589 | It's another copy of Two Tickets to Paradise | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2590 | Rats! They are all for quartets! | 1.1933 | 0.04182 | 119 | 99 | 17 | 3 |
2591 | Trouble…we need a triangle | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2592 | I hate taking requests! | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2593 | Another Cardi B song. That makes 99 bottles of pop! | 1.1932 | 0.04233 | 88 | 71 | 17 | 0 |
2594 | Moving would be a major scale operation. | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2595 | Every damned one of these are the "Gilligan's Island" theme. | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2596 | They still don't hear a single. | 1.1930 | 0.04294 | 114 | 95 | 16 | 3 |
2597 | Not another request for a Chopin piano concerto. | 1.1930 | 0.04294 | 114 | 95 | 16 | 3 |
2598 | Darn, looks like "Message in a Bottle" was already recorded by some band called The Police. | 1.1930 | 0.04109 | 114 | 94 | 18 | 2 |
2599 | It seems that the Police have sent us an earworm again... | 1.1928 | 0.04985 | 83 | 69 | 12 | 2 |
2600 | It’s just the same monotonous note over and over again. Philip Glass is nearby. | 1.1928 | 0.05272 | 83 | 70 | 10 | 3 |
2601 | The bastard! He changed the tempo from adagio to allegro ! | 1.1928 | 0.04985 | 83 | 69 | 12 | 2 |
2602 | these notes are sent all out of order. | 1.1927 | 0.04785 | 109 | 93 | 11 | 5 |
2603 | Ugh! This really is Hell! Every bottle is Maroon 5 music! | 1.1927 | 0.04416 | 109 | 91 | 15 | 3 |
2604 | They're all from Sting and they all have the lyrics to "Message In A Bottle." | 1.1927 | 0.04416 | 109 | 91 | 15 | 3 |
2605 | OK, Gary from Wilmington, North Carolina requests ‘Don’t Cry For Me Argentina.’ | 1.1927 | 0.04219 | 109 | 90 | 17 | 2 |
2606 | This current sea-mail request was sent only 5 years ago. | 1.1927 | 0.04013 | 109 | 89 | 19 | 1 |
2607 | Another song in the key of C | 1.1927 | 0.04013 | 109 | 89 | 19 | 1 |
2608 | Here' some more. But we still need the bridge. | 1.1927 | 0.04416 | 109 | 91 | 15 | 3 |
2609 | Yo ho, a piracy lawsuit for me. | 1.1927 | 0.04219 | 109 | 90 | 17 | 2 |
2610 | Here's a good one: "How deep is the ocean...?" | 1.1927 | 0.04785 | 109 | 93 | 11 | 5 |
2611 | We finally got the right song. But it's the second verse! | 1.1923 | 0.04117 | 104 | 85 | 18 | 1 |
2612 | It's written for violin... | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2613 | Expect the coda in the next bottle. | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2614 | How can this be? Another piece written for viola. | 1.1923 | 0.04749 | 104 | 88 | 12 | 4 |
2615 | They want to hear a recording | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2616 | Another request for Anchors Away. | 1.1923 | 0.03883 | 104 | 84 | 20 | 0 |
2617 | I can't believe it! It's another copy of that ABBA song, "S.O.S"! | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2618 | I didn’t know you went to high school in Bali. | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2619 | Our next request is for The Ballad of Gilligan's Isle. | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2620 | The fine print keeps saying our warranty is about to expire. | 1.1920 | 0.04047 | 125 | 104 | 18 | 3 |
2621 | 'My Heart Will Go On'... Oh, geez; another shipwreck song. | 1.1920 | 0.04355 | 125 | 106 | 14 | 5 |
2622 | Your prayers are answered, not mine! | 1.1920 | 0.04355 | 125 | 106 | 14 | 5 |
2623 | Sufjan Stevens claims that if we play this perfectly it will open up a portal to Pluto. The other side has instructions for a paper hat. Which one should we try first? | 1.1919 | 0.04906 | 99 | 84 | 11 | 4 |
2624 | Great, more random notes. | 1.1919 | 0.04906 | 99 | 84 | 11 | 4 |
2625 | I'm starting to think they don't understand our situation | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
2626 | This one really calls for a tenor voice. | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
2627 | Keep playing! Only ninety-five bottles to go! | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2628 | They were all requesting that song at the end of ‘Strangelove’... | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2629 | Oh crap. My subscription has ended, now what are we going to do? | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2630 | Looks like another request for Jimmy Buffet | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2631 | 'Don't Worry Be Happy.' again?! | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2632 | Well if we do ever get off this Island, you're a shoe in to get into Carnegie Hall | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2633 | Not bad...but I think maybe we could use a longer bridge. | 1.1919 | 0.05112 | 99 | 85 | 9 | 5 |
2634 | These IKEA instructions didn't include the ivory keys | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2635 | Do you know "Beyond the Sea?" | 1.1919 | 0.03978 | 99 | 80 | 19 | 0 |
2636 | Geez…. Another request for “Island Girl” | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2637 | I am afraid Rogers and Hammerstein have deserted us! With these lyrics, we're washed up . . . | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2638 | I'm nervous, I'm still not happy with the welcome song. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2639 | I said we need a shopping list, not a Chopin-Liszt! | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2640 | This rondo won't work. We need music that will transport us. | 1.1919 | 0.04906 | 99 | 84 | 11 | 4 |
2641 | You've gotta play the tune with more tonal distinction to get the bottle. | 1.1917 | 0.04150 | 120 | 100 | 17 | 3 |
2642 | I told you they don’t use the metric system. | 1.1917 | 0.03797 | 120 | 98 | 21 | 1 |
2643 | They're asking you to play something else. | 1.1917 | 0.03977 | 120 | 99 | 19 | 2 |
2644 | It's another copy of Wonderwall. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2645 | There is to many notes! Everywhere! “You committed young lady! Keep practicing! | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2646 | Once again, hon, this just sounds like rustling palm fronds. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2647 | At least we’re not a solo act. | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2648 | Well,at least you remembered the beer. | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2649 | would you believe it? another request for 'message in a bottle' | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2650 | This sea shanty thing is getting on my nerves, frankly. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2651 | I wonder what AA stands for. | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2652 | Oh, it's another mid-tempo power ballad. Still nothing with a groove. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2653 | Try this one: "Help," by The Beatles | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2654 | All this darn music is for electric pianos. | 1.1915 | 0.04016 | 141 | 119 | 17 | 5 |
2655 | It's another Cease & Desist from Hall & Oates | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2656 | It's a final notice. They're going to repossess our piano. | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2657 | Another notice about our auto warranty. | 1.1913 | 0.04604 | 115 | 98 | 12 | 5 |
2658 | I should have updated my deserted island playlist before the cruise. | 1.1913 | 0.04077 | 115 | 95 | 18 | 2 |
2659 | Cancelling your Spotify account. Step 5 - log in. | 1.1913 | 0.04435 | 115 | 97 | 14 | 4 |
2660 | Eurgh, Jeez, Strauss, again? What I’d give for a little Snoop Dogg! | 1.1913 | 0.04260 | 115 | 96 | 16 | 3 |
2661 | I swear I packed the Moonlight Sonata for tonight | 1.1913 | 0.03885 | 115 | 94 | 20 | 1 |
2662 | I'm just hoping for something a little more upbeat. | 1.1913 | 0.04260 | 115 | 96 | 16 | 3 |
2663 | How the Captain and Tennille got their big break.... | 1.1913 | 0.04077 | 115 | 95 | 18 | 2 |
2664 | C A E F# G | 1.1910 | 0.04190 | 89 | 72 | 17 | 0 |
2665 | It's the sheet music for "We got to get out of this place." | 1.1910 | 0.04485 | 89 | 73 | 15 | 1 |
2666 | It's ANOTHER copy of Islands in the Stream! | 1.1910 | 0.04761 | 89 | 74 | 13 | 2 |
2667 | Here's yet another request for "The Tide is High" | 1.1909 | 0.04379 | 110 | 92 | 15 | 3 |
2668 | This time let's try it in the quay of sea | 1.1909 | 0.04379 | 110 | 92 | 15 | 3 |
2669 | They are all Music for Guitar. | 1.1909 | 0.04184 | 110 | 91 | 17 | 2 |
2670 | It’s just another copy of “Show Me the Way to go Home”. | 1.1909 | 0.03980 | 110 | 90 | 19 | 1 |
2671 | No luck, babe. We're all out of freebies. It says we have to pay for the next book | 1.1909 | 0.04184 | 110 | 91 | 17 | 2 |
2672 | Dammit. Macarena again. | 1.1909 | 0.04565 | 110 | 93 | 13 | 4 |
2673 | 5 bottles of waltzes? I’m a singer, not a dancer! | 1.1908 | 0.03924 | 131 | 109 | 19 | 3 |
2674 | Can you read music? | 1.1905 | 0.04897 | 105 | 90 | 10 | 5 |
2675 | Can you play some Mozart? It helps me think | 1.1905 | 0.04300 | 105 | 87 | 16 | 2 |
2676 | I have bottled-messaged these people a hundred times….. We do not do requests! | 1.1905 | 0.04707 | 105 | 89 | 12 | 4 |
2677 | The reviews are in - they hate our new acoustic stuff. | 1.1905 | 0.04631 | 84 | 69 | 14 | 1 |
2678 | We have got to find a good piano tuner. | 1.1905 | 0.04631 | 84 | 69 | 14 | 1 |
2679 | Just a friendly reminder of your dental appointment. | 1.1905 | 0.04081 | 105 | 86 | 18 | 1 |
2680 | Believe me, the sea shanty fad is over. | 1.1905 | 0.04707 | 105 | 89 | 12 | 4 |
2681 | this is sheet music for the harpsichord. | 1.1905 | 0.04300 | 105 | 87 | 16 | 2 |
2682 | Cry Me a River? You can say that again. | 1.1905 | 0.04707 | 105 | 89 | 12 | 4 |
2683 | It says "Play it again, Ilsa | 1.1905 | 0.04508 | 105 | 88 | 14 | 3 |
2684 | Don't we have anything besides Maroon 5? | 1.1905 | 0.04508 | 105 | 88 | 14 | 3 |
2685 | No. Castaway the Musical is never going to be South Pacific. | 1.1905 | 0.04300 | 105 | 87 | 16 | 2 |
2686 | They must have written the music we need in code. Otherwise, why would there be a piano? | 1.1905 | 0.04300 | 105 | 87 | 16 | 2 |
2687 | It says "we know where you are... but we not rescuing you until you're fully vaccinated."! | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2688 | This one wants three part harmony; I’ll go get the monkey. | 1.1905 | 0.04508 | 105 | 88 | 14 | 3 |
2689 | He misspelled Mozart | 1.1901 | 0.03769 | 121 | 99 | 21 | 1 |
2690 | Please use the enclosed floppy disk to discover all that AOL has to offer. | 1.1901 | 0.04440 | 121 | 103 | 13 | 5 |
2691 | This motherfucker… | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
2692 | Yep. It's Sting again. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2693 | More Notes, but still no Lyrics. Are they insane?? | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
2694 | D.C. al Fine. Where's Fine? | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2695 | Another piece by Bach? Good lord — how many years will we be stranded here without Chopin? | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2696 | This one is from the fish; they say that "Chopsticks" is triggering. | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2697 | Let's see if you can come up with a great score for THESE lyrics! | 1.1900 | 0.03943 | 100 | 81 | 19 | 0 |
2698 | None of these suggestions are following my instructions. | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2699 | It's another Christmas carol. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2700 | Damn, They keep sending us music for trios and quartets! | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2701 | Great rewrite of SEND IN THE CLOWNS. Hope it gets to Stephen before previews. | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2702 | Can’t believe they did not include swabs in these home test kits. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2703 | They keep sending Chopin | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2704 | Maybe you should just play Freedbird already. | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2705 | ...still nothing in C. | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2706 | Music from the mainland has gotten really derivative | 1.1899 | 0.05428 | 79 | 67 | 9 | 3 |
2707 | It just says "Free Bird" over and over. | 1.1897 | 0.03656 | 116 | 94 | 22 | 0 |
2708 | It's the lyrics to Aqualung." | 1.1897 | 0.04226 | 116 | 97 | 16 | 3 |
2709 | Another woodwind quartet piece I'm afraid. | 1.1897 | 0.04226 | 116 | 97 | 16 | 3 |
2710 | This week's script page doesn't require any music. | 1.1897 | 0.04226 | 116 | 97 | 16 | 3 |
2711 | Another loser. It's Tchaikovsky's "1812 Overture" for woodwind quintet and cannons. | 1.1897 | 0.03855 | 116 | 95 | 20 | 1 |
2712 | Free Bird! Finally! | 1.1897 | 0.04226 | 116 | 97 | 16 | 3 |
2713 | Another damn menu! | 1.1895 | 0.04802 | 95 | 80 | 12 | 3 |
2714 | Another movie soundtrack score from South Pacific | 1.1895 | 0.04563 | 95 | 79 | 14 | 2 |
2715 | Do we want to renew our subscription to sheet-music-of-the-month club? | 1.1895 | 0.04563 | 95 | 79 | 14 | 2 |
2716 | Composer says he had an abundance of inspiration. It’s called le Mer | 1.1895 | 0.04563 | 95 | 79 | 14 | 2 |
2717 | Bali Hai,special island….? | 1.1895 | 0.04802 | 95 | 80 | 12 | 3 |
2718 | Is it recital time again? | 1.1895 | 0.04310 | 95 | 78 | 16 | 1 |
2719 | Well hell,Darla I thought we’d settled on a hook! | 1.1895 | 0.04310 | 95 | 78 | 16 | 1 |
2720 | I can't believe it. Another "Chopsticks." | 1.1895 | 0.04563 | 95 | 79 | 14 | 2 |
2721 | Another string quartet? You've got to be kidding me. | 1.1895 | 0.04563 | 95 | 79 | 14 | 2 |
2722 | It's a song by The Police. | 1.1895 | 0.04802 | 95 | 80 | 12 | 3 |
2723 | No Man's Island is the only song that you know how to play! | 1.1895 | 0.04042 | 95 | 77 | 18 | 0 |
2724 | Another round, Wilson? | 1.1892 | 0.04343 | 111 | 93 | 15 | 3 |
2725 | Oh Hell no! And another recipe on how to make sour dough bread. But, this one is in Spanish. | 1.1892 | 0.04876 | 111 | 96 | 9 | 6 |
2726 | It's the zoning bylaw regarding outdoor music. | 1.1892 | 0.04150 | 111 | 92 | 17 | 2 |
2727 | Somewhere over the Rainbow.. | 1.1890 |