Contest #791


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791

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “It’s got an indoor tree.”
  2. “Don’t you ever feel like they wanted a bigger dog?”
  3. “I'm part Great Dane.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-02-20T22:03:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-03-06T22:04:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-02-28T22:04:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued March 7, 2022
Number of captions 7266
Number of responses 910349
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I’m pretty sure I wasn’t their first choice. 1.9466 0.01326 3671 1288 1291 1092
1 And the acoustics make me sound like a German shepherd. 1.8867 0.01424 3002 1103 1136 763
2 They’ll eventually figure out I’m full grown. 1.8825 0.01301 3668 1393 1323 952
3 Wait until you see my water bowl. It has a deep end. 1.8604 0.01430 3016 1169 1099 748
4 I might have exaggerated my height a bit on the rescue paperwork. 1.8497 0.01630 2222 848 860 514
5 Yes, it is--but at least the Trump logo is gone. 1.8441 0.01546 2777 1172 866 739
6 The bathroom is still outside. 1.8413 0.01236 4096 1660 1428 1008
7 Look at what I'm able to afford just by leaving California! 1.8362 0.01277 3902 1617 1309 976
8 I wasn't going to spring for an indoor tree, but then I thought, "Who's a good boy?" 1.8331 0.01352 3529 1488 1147 894
9 It's a bitch to heat. No offense. 1.8330 0.01780 1964 802 688 474
10 The acoustics make me sound ferocious. 1.8117 0.01463 2788 1144 1025 619
11 Remember that Great Dane I met at the dog park? Things have been moving pretty fast. 1.8057 0.01334 3583 1557 1165 861
12 You know what they say: choose your house for the dog you want to be. 1.7683 0.01303 3488 1530 1236 722
13 Not to brag...but you should see the size of my fire hydrant 1.7584 0.01578 2417 1090 821 506
14 One of these days I'm going to meet a Great Dane at a bar and she's gonna say "Let's go to your place." 1.7554 0.01402 3115 1427 1023 665
15 Don’t you ever feel like they wanted a bigger dog? 1.7544 0.01441 2679 1157 1024 498
16 Great Danish architecture. 1.7532 0.01949 1617 745 526 346
17 I wanted something with a big-dog feel without the fat-cat vibe. 1.7458 0.01286 3564 1622 1228 714
18 I’m finding it very difficult to live up to their expectations. 1.7454 0.01478 2636 1180 947 509
19 I’ve always loved Great Danish architecture. 1.7451 0.01390 3017 1362 1062 593
20 Dad's a giraffe. I'm adopted. 1.7377 0.01390 3202 1520 1002 680
21 You just have to stick your nose in the right butts 1.7343 0.01843 1833 881 559 393
22 It intimidates the mailman. 1.7341 0.01236 3629 1625 1349 655
23 I'm a very good boy. 1.7333 0.01196 4428 2155 1302 971
24 Just wait ‘til you see the drinking toilet. 1.7290 0.01321 3306 1523 1156 627
25 They thought a "Beware of the Dog" sign lacked impact. 1.7287 0.01273 3413 1532 1275 606
26 It’s Great Dane space at Chihuahua prices! 1.7285 0.01285 3433 1565 1235 633
27 I'm subletting from a Great Dane. 1.7232 0.01886 1521 680 582 259
28 I’m just so over the tiny house movement 1.7225 0.01432 2796 1297 978 521
29 All mine, but on occasion my owner has to sleep in it. 1.7210 0.01577 2226 1013 821 392
30 Now, everybody fears the ‘Beware of Dog’ sign. 1.7206 0.01390 3006 1410 1026 570
31 Sure, the high ceilings are nice, but you’ve got to see the indoor hydrant. 1.7201 0.01298 3312 1519 1201 591
32 I got a great deal after the Great Dane moved out. 1.7183 0.01366 2847 1270 1109 468
33 My roommate is a giraffeadoodle 1.7142 0.01481 2904 1464 811 629
34 It's for when my owner's in the doghouse too. 1.7111 0.01515 2499 1182 857 460
35 It feels like you’re compensating for something. 1.7095 0.01460 2613 1217 938 458
36 It’s got an indoor tree. 1.7092 0.01524 2655 1316 795 544
37 We've just moved in; I'm afraid there's not much to smell yet." 1.7022 0.01553 2327 1109 806 412
38 I get a sneaky suspicion we’re getting a bigger dog! 1.7021 0.01497 2350 1081 893 376
39 My father is a giraffadoodle. 1.6938 0.01888 1718 877 495 346
40 The Danes moved out about a month ago. 1.6927 0.01667 1933 907 713 313
41 The Mastiff will see you. 1.6900 0.01776 1826 896 600 330
42 You looked taller in your profile. 1.6900 0.02968 658 324 214 120
43 His wife sends him out here a lot. 1.6874 0.01884 1657 827 521 309
44 How much bigger do they think you’ll get? 1.6865 0.02084 1228 580 453 195
45 You can really get more bang for your bark outside of the city. 1.6841 0.01773 1678 791 626 261
46 I forgot to tell the contractor that the measurements were in metric. 1.6816 0.01848 1649 810 554 285
47 Did you have any trouble finding the place? 1.6796 0.01876 1548 749 546 253
48 Yeah, I've been seeing this Great Dane. 1.6783 0.01854 1579 766 556 257
49 They thought I would grow into it 1.6770 0.01833 1480 684 590 206
50 Everyone kept saying that the house had great bones. 1.6742 0.02002 1412 704 464 244
51 It's big enough for when the husband gets sent here.... 1.6716 0.02030 1419 724 437 258
52 Lucky dog? Trust me, it gets real crowded when I have to share it with my owner's husband 1.6708 0.02009 1367 676 465 226
53 It still smells of giraffe but I got it for a song. 1.6662 0.02677 791 400 255 136
54 I got caught peeing on the carpet, so they sent me to the big house. 1.6654 0.02079 1279 648 419 212
55 He told me I was the best dog ever. I said, "Prove it! 1.6648 0.02113 1274 647 407 220
56 I'm a sucker for Great Danish modern." 1.6629 0.02124 1240 626 406 208
57 Online purchase? 1.6605 0.03099 595 305 187 103
58 This is how the canine 1% live 1.6587 0.02192 1172 598 376 198
59 I was told it belonged to a big, red movie star, but that’s as much as I know. 1.6579 0.02191 1146 578 382 186
60 I’m house sitting for the Giraffes. They’re away on safari. 1.6564 0.02285 1135 598 329 208
61 It’s great! I bark and it barks back! 1.6527 0.02306 1048 537 338 173
62 The design school is Bow-wowhaus. 1.6525 0.02478 941 492 284 165
63 Yes. I am in a mixed marriage. She's a giraffe. 1.6503 0.02406 975 505 306 164
64 Bauhaus. 1.6460 0.02398 969 502 308 159
65 Ironically, it has very low overhead. 1.6456 0.02348 965 498 318 149
66 Wait till you see the hydrant out back ! 1.6446 0.02486 965 520 268 177
67 In this market, if you want it, you better pee on it fast. 1.6400 0.02516 900 484 259 157
68 It's a small lot so we built up. 1.6388 0.02344 922 460 335 127
69 Yeah, I love being Jeff Bezo's dog. 1.6342 0.02602 853 462 243 148
70 It has FOUR fire hydrants! 1.6328 0.02576 877 475 249 153
71 This is our human door and we have a cat door in the back 1.6327 0.02507 833 427 285 121
72 Mr. Trump told Forbes it's a classy parking garage worth millions and told the City it's just a tall dog house. 1.6325 0.02749 819 459 202 158
73 My therapist thinks I’m compensating for the surgery. 1.6286 0.02699 797 434 225 138
74 It was meant for a dachshund, but the plans got turned on their side. 1.6274 0.02665 781 416 240 125
75 It makes it much easier to drag in the mailman 1.6255 0.02696 761 406 234 121
76 After I got neutered, perhaps I overcompensated. 1.6242 0.02696 745 394 237 114
77 They foreclosed on a Great Dane so I got the place for a steal! 1.6235 0.02572 818 440 249 129
78 So my agent said, "Buy the doghouse for the dog you want to be, not just the dog you are." 1.6233 0.02730 791 438 213 140
79 That Big Red Dog defaulted on his loan. You interested? 1.6207 0.02595 783 411 258 114
80 Let's just say I didn't get all this by being a "good boy." 1.6194 0.02974 712 413 158 141
81 I heard you were seeing a Great Dane, but I never expected this. 1.6189 0.02650 753 397 246 110
82 You get a lot more house for the money out here,but I do miss the city hydrants. 1.6156 0.02713 757 412 224 121
83 I had to beg, roll over, and fetch to afford it. 1.6147 0.02627 750 394 251 105
84 This is SO COOL!!! We’re going to be Great Danes when we grow up!!! 1.6135 0.02666 753 403 238 112
85 It’s a Frank Lloyd Wrong. 1.6124 0.02979 663 373 174 116
86 Clifford was an awful husband, but at least I got the house. 1.6117 0.03038 649 369 163 117
87 House-Sitting for Marmaduke. 1.6117 0.02776 667 351 224 92
88 The best part.... you should see my dog dish. 1.6116 0.02668 708 369 245 94
89 You should see their house. 1.6098 0.02780 656 344 224 88
90 I’m getting the carpet stained Monday. 1.6091 0.03085 637 366 154 117
91 Yes, I’m in the doghouse, but you get so much more space in the suburbs.” 1.6077 0.02736 673 353 231 89
92 My master is in the "doghouse" so often, he invested in this great upgrade. 1.6036 0.02800 676 377 198 101
93 Does this doghouse make my butt look smaller? 1.6026 0.02976 609 336 182 91
94 I was a bad boy, so they sent me to the Big House. 1.6025 0.03013 629 354 171 104
95 It's where I see myself in five years. 1.6020 0.02905 598 317 202 79
96 Apparently, I've been a good boy! 1.6020 0.02866 598 313 210 75
97 I'm subletting from a Mastiff. 1.6017 0.02898 605 322 202 81
98 I’m starting to think I won’t grow into it. 1.6006 0.02797 626 328 220 78
99 Did you come to try out the trampoline? 1.6000 0.03099 555 303 171 81
100 You won’t believe the acoustics. 1.5993 0.02825 599 317 208 74
101 There is no "Clifford" here. Why do you ask? 1.5979 0.03002 562 309 176 77
102 It's from a yard sale at Buckingham Palace. 1.5975 0.03061 569 312 174 83
103 Bought it from some big red dog 1.5962 0.02921 639 355 187 97
104 I said I wanted a big woof and something was lost in translation. 1.5944 0.03310 535 309 134 92
105 It's got a raised roof for when my master has to spend the night 1.5942 0.03188 552 312 152 88
106 I was planning on a tiny house, but when the realtor asked "who's a good dog?" I realized I deserved going big. 1.5932 0.02748 590 345 163 81
107 After I won best of show, everything changed. 1.5908 0.03166 501 270 166 65
108 It looked smaller online. 1.5904 0.02855 542 283 202 57
109 There's a false stigma around being in the dog house. To be honest, I've never had it better! 1.5897 0.02990 546 291 188 67
110 My parents were optimistic. 1.5894 0.03038 548 297 179 72
111 Now my human doesn't haven't to crawl in when he does something stupid. 1.5893 0.03111 577 328 158 91
112 I'm renting it from a great dane. 1.5872 0.02940 596 327 188 81
113 And it's got good bones! 1.5868 0.03243 501 283 145 73
114 My parents are Great Danes, but I am adopted. 1.5866 0.03130 566 343 124 97
115 Technically it's only one story tall. Learned that one from Trump. 1.5859 0.03178 512 282 160 70
116 My owner plays in the NBA. 1.5842 0.03273 505 285 145 75
117 I’m planning on getting a human. 1.5841 0.03329 517 300 132 85
118 My owner likes to visit. 1.5767 0.03085 541 302 166 73
119 I thought you would be taller. 1.5764 0.03371 458 257 138 63
120 There's even room to swing a cat! 1.5748 0.03321 515 302 130 83
121 I would have preferred Midcentury Modern, but my wife likes Bow-wow Haus. 1.5733 0.03461 450 258 126 66
122 You get so much more in New Jersey. 1.5728 0.03240 508 290 145 73
123 Would you mind putting on shoes before you come in? 1.5724 0.03569 435 253 115 67
124 They call it Bow-wow haus. 1.5720 0.03484 465 273 118 74
125 I was getting tired of letting them out all the time so I decided it was time to add a human door 1.5717 0.03330 502 293 131 78
126 It’s Great Dane living at a Schnauzer price. 1.5714 0.03281 490 279 142 69
127 Wait 'till you see the water dish. 1.5692 0.03128 506 281 162 63
128 Remember when being in the doghouse was a bad thing? 1.5686 0.03231 452 246 155 51
129 This is what happens when you don't measure twice. 1.5679 0.03453 442 253 127 62
130 I wasn't their first choice. 1.5676 0.03456 444 255 126 63
131 This is what the doghouse looks like in Dubai. 1.5664 0.03409 429 240 135 54
132 I kept the house when Clifford and I divorced. 1.5653 0.03629 444 268 101 75
133 Plus we can swim in the water bowl. 1.5646 0.03297 480 275 139 66
134 You should see the toilet we get to drink out of ! 1.5625 0.03596 400 229 117 54
135 My shrink says I'm compensating for neutering trauma. 1.5616 0.03707 406 241 102 63
136 I wanted something that says “Beware of Dog” without saying “Beware of Dog.” 1.5613 0.03448 465 275 119 71
137 They're talking about rescuing a giraffe 1.5578 0.03487 398 223 128 47
138 I begged and begged until I got my cathedral ceiling. 1.5568 0.03264 458 258 145 55
139 Their first pet was a giraffe. 1.5566 0.03539 424 248 116 60
140 I'm not their first dog. 1.5558 0.03579 403 233 116 54
141 My human often ends up here." 1.5542 0.03571 424 251 111 62
142 Human accessibility" is a new code requirement 1.5536 0.03372 457 266 129 62
143 The shelter told them I was a Great Dane puppy. 1.5530 0.03766 349 199 107 43
144 The acoustics are perfect for frenzied yapping. 1.5495 0.03734 384 228 101 55
145 Name’s Napoleon. Welcome to my complex. 1.5495 0.03716 384 227 103 54
146 Yeah. The contractor was a Great Dane. Nice guy, but... 1.5494 0.03396 435 254 125 56
147 It has good bones. 1.5494 0.03411 435 262 114 59
148 The cat is livid. 1.5488 0.03518 410 238 119 53
149 DNA said I was an Irish wolfhound 1.5483 0.03516 383 218 121 44
150 I know, that's what I love most about having a giraffe as a roommate. 1.5480 0.03539 427 254 112 61
151 The best part about this place is the indoor tree. 1.5471 0.03481 435 268 101 66
152 I bought it from a guy named Clifford. 1.5461 0.03630 401 238 107 56
153 It compensates for being neutered. 1.5450 0.03809 378 231 89 58
154 They figure this will make the "beware of the dog" sign more convincing. 1.5434 0.03496 403 233 121 49
155 It has the height, but stylistically it's same old, same old. 1.5433 0.03531 381 217 121 43
156 Yes my husband is Danish, why do you ask? 1.5429 0.03505 420 253 109 58
157 This way, my human can go in and out whenever they want. 1.5423 0.03763 378 227 97 54
158 Wait till you see the fire hydrants. 1.5415 0.03630 386 227 109 50
159 It sends a message. 1.5408 0.03994 368 231 75 62
160 I'm part Great Dane. 1.5406 0.04167 357 230 61 66
161 I’m housesitting for the Mastiffs. 1.5406 0.03469 431 256 117 58
162 You should see the fire hydrant. 1.5401 0.03601 374 216 114 44
163 It's bit bigger than we need, but the acoustics are great for our midnight howling club. 1.5383 0.03487 379 224 112 43
164 My owner gets sent here a lot. 1.5377 0.03610 385 238 91 55
165 I thought you’d be bigger. 1.5366 0.03881 328 192 96 40
166 My owner left me a million dollars and this is Manhattan, after all. 1.5340 0.03918 324 191 93 40
167 Let's just say I was a very good boy. 1.5333 0.04028 330 201 82 47
168 I know,but they are concerned I might have a small dog complex. 1.5331 0.03629 362 213 107 42
169 Come on in and bark with me. The acoustics are amazing. 1.5326 0.03673 383 230 102 51
170 The builder asked me which feature I wanted to stand out the most, and I said 'roof, roof, roof.' 1.5317 0.04058 363 233 67 63
171 For once, I just wanted to do something for me. 1.5309 0.03802 356 214 95 47
172 My owner and his wife fight a lot. 1.5309 0.03904 356 219 85 52
173 Call me an optimist. 1.5304 0.03739 345 202 103 40
174 Gotta love Great Danish design 1.5301 0.03838 349 210 93 46
175 I bought it from Marmaduke. 1.5294 0.03683 374 224 102 48
176 It's not a home for the bones I currently have, it's a home for the bones I plan to have. 1.5292 0.03778 359 216 96 47
177 Wait until you hear yourself bark in here. 1.5292 0.03836 325 190 98 37
178 Just wait until you see the bones. 1.5285 0.04019 316 190 85 41
179 just in case we have tall children 1.5284 0.03550 352 200 118 34
180 Wait until you see the doghouse! 1.5283 0.03999 318 191 86 41
181 You should see the dog house! 1.5279 0.03827 358 218 91 49
182 Wait until you see the fire hydrant in the bathroom. 1.5278 0.03791 360 218 94 48
183 Yeah, but you should see the size of the fire hydrant. 1.5262 0.03686 363 216 103 44
184 One bedroom ranch. Cathedral ceilings. Open floor plan. And the best obedience school in the city is only one block away. 1.5260 0.03710 346 203 104 39
185 Check it out: when I bark in here, a phantom dog barks right after me, every single time. 1.5256 0.03557 312 199 76 36
186 It's not just Danish design - it's Great Danish! 1.5249 0.03632 381 229 104 48
187 Apparently, I will grow into it. 1.5242 0.03620 330 187 113 30
188 You're much shorter than your profile picture. 1.5241 0.03678 353 208 105 40
189 'I found it on AirB&B. The Giraffe is away all month.' 1.5241 0.05271 187 114 48 25
190 You’ve gotta come in and bark. You won’t believe how it sounds! 1.5227 0.03952 331 202 85 44
191 Married 20 years. I don’t tell her she’s a giraffe, and she doesn’t tell me I’m not a great, shaggy bison. 1.5220 0.03952 341 211 82 48
192 It’s always about the dog you WANT to be, rather than the one you are today. 1.5211 0.03754 332 195 101 36
193 If you have to ask, you can't afford it. 1.5210 0.04194 286 173 77 36
194 My girlfriend is a giraffe. 1.5205 0.03871 365 229 82 54
195 I'm having a heck of a time marking my territory. 1.5172 0.04064 290 173 84 33
196 You should see the food bowl. 1.5171 0.03724 350 210 99 41
197 Burying bones will get you nowhere. Flipping ostentatious real estate, that's the future. 1.5163 0.03710 368 225 96 47
198 They added a dog door, so this was the least I could do. 1.5159 0.03989 314 191 84 39
199 I told the realtor I wanted a starter home with room to grow. 1.5158 0.03682 316 183 104 29
200 It's a nice neighborhood. Schools are great. But good luck replacing a light bulb. 1.5140 0.03678 356 214 101 41
201 And when you bark it's like surround sound! 1.5138 0.03772 327 194 98 35
202 Wait 'til you see the hydrant in the back! 1.5127 0.03964 314 191 85 38
203 Nah, I’m just house sitting for a giraffe. 1.5126 0.04051 318 198 77 43
204 … and then the market crashed, and no more talk about a Great Dane. 1.5118 0.03730 338 202 99 37
205 Its an upscale neighborhood. You should see the fire hydrants! 1.5090 0.04121 279 174 73 31
206 I’m not sure whether to love it or list it. 1.5088 0.04169 283 173 76 34
207 Come on in. Watch your head. 1.5080 0.04000 313 193 81 39
208 You looked taller on Tinder 1.5052 0.04084 291 178 79 34
209 This is Texas, I wouldn't call it excess 1.5051 0.03927 295 176 89 30
210 Some babe called Melania had it built for her husband but he didn't want it! 1.5035 0.04344 288 185 61 42
211 The Cathedral ceilings look great but it's a real bitch to heat! 1.5033 0.03945 302 183 86 33
212 I still can't carry sticks through the door. 1.5019 0.04356 267 167 66 34
213 The vaulted ceilings take bouncy ball play to another level 1.5018 0.04146 271 164 78 29
214 It turns out that the cartoonist can't draw a giraffe. 1.5018 0.04370 271 171 64 36
215 Yeah, I specifically asked for the high woof 1.5000 0.04458 264 168 60 36
216 It looks big from outside, but it's only a one bedroom. 1.4985 0.03714 325 195 98 32
217 Who’s the big dog now? 1.4982 0.03996 285 172 84 29
218 It's not designed for the dog I am; it's designed for the dog I hope to be some day. 1.4982 0.04311 281 179 64 38
219 I know a guy who can replace the lightbulbs 1.4981 0.04214 265 162 74 29
220 I was a good boy. 1.4981 0.04311 257 158 70 29
221 They said I would grow into it 1.4980 0.04148 249 147 80 22
222 Nothing says “Top Dog” like a grand entrance. 1.4980 0.04353 245 149 70 26
223 It's ours for a week -- the giraffes are on vacation. 1.4964 0.04377 278 179 60 39
224 Are you the chandelier repair guy? 1.4963 0.04414 270 173 60 37
225 The food's gotten a lot better since the master moved in. 1.4961 0.04269 256 159 68 29
226 It was one of those HGTV doghouse remodel shows. 1.4959 0.04327 244 148 71 25
227 It's for when my Great Dane girlfriend comes to visit. 1.4954 0.03847 327 203 86 38
228 I installed a human door." 1.4947 0.04399 281 183 57 41
229 I have so much room now, I'm thinking of getting a cat. 1.4945 0.04275 271 170 68 33
230 Apparently we are puppies. 1.4934 0.04574 229 142 61 26
231 It scares the hell out of burglars 1.4926 0.04295 272 172 66 34
232 Yes, it was built in the '80s. Why do you ask? 1.4913 0.04066 287 178 77 32
233 Told you that you get a lot more room in the suburbs. 1.4904 0.04121 261 158 78 25
234 Someone let the big dogs out. 1.4899 0.04089 296 187 73 36
235 You just get so much more room in Brooklyn. 1.4882 0.04454 254 162 60 32
236 My owner likes to sleep over sometimes. 1.4880 0.04435 250 158 62 30
237 ‘Just bought it from some dog named Clifford. 1.4880 0.03997 250 159 65 26
238 I know it looks ridiculous, but my boy friend is a Great Dane. 1.4870 0.04363 269 173 61 35
239 It's called Great Danish Modern! 1.4864 0.04380 257 163 63 31
240 I love her, but she's a giraffe. 1.4862 0.04151 290 185 69 36
241 I identify as a Great Dane. 1.4846 0.04575 260 172 50 38
242 The Airbnb listing did mention it was owner friendly. 1.4846 0.04251 227 135 74 18
243 It's my dream home. In my dreams, I'm an Irish Wolfhound. 1.4843 0.04127 254 154 77 23
244 I have been a really good dog. 1.4836 0.04164 275 173 71 31
245 It looked smaller on the website 1.4829 0.04026 263 159 81 23
246 I know it's Jersey, but where else can we afford these ceilings? 1.4822 0.04323 253 162 62 29
247 They say "in the doghouse" like it's a bad thing... 1.4820 0.04224 278 178 66 34
248 Fortunately, local zoning here permits McDoghouses 1.4816 0.04351 245 153 66 26
249 You really know how to make an entrance! 1.4816 0.04273 245 151 70 24
250 My owner spends more time here than me ! 1.4815 0.04377 243 152 65 26
251 If anyone asks, we're giraffes. 1.4811 0.04292 264 174 56 34
252 I didn't even know what a vaulted ceiling was. I just said "Sure!" 1.4810 0.04458 237 149 62 26
253 Ya, it’s a fine dog house, but my owner spends a lot of time in here 1.4806 0.03690 283 175 85 23
254 Who's a big dog now? 1.4805 0.04177 256 158 73 25
255 I told you it was a high rise! 1.4798 0.04706 223 143 53 27
256 It’s unleashed consumerism. 1.4781 0.04161 251 154 74 23
257 It cost me a leg and a leg. 1.4775 0.04220 222 136 66 19
258 I hope he’s not too sad when he realizes I’m full grown. 1.4773 0.04291 264 169 64 31
259 My owner said I would grow into it, but I don't think he knows I'm a miniature Daschund. 1.4770 0.04309 239 148 68 23
260 I'm in the doghouse, but at least it has cathedral ceilings. 1.4766 0.04478 214 131 64 19
261 It’s called an outhouse. More room than my doghouse and I like the aromatherapy. 1.4766 0.04566 235 151 56 28
262 It's all good now but we had a hell of a time getting it through the planning department. 1.4762 0.04149 252 155 74 23
263 Rent-controlled, from an elderly giraffe who moved to assisted living. 1.4762 0.03893 252 174 49 29
264 It's a bit of a commute, but I love the cathedral ceilings. 1.4762 0.03988 273 168 80 25
265 Did I mention I'm seeing a Giraffadoodle? 1.4758 0.04297 269 174 62 33
266 Well, Hal, I suppose we’re all compensating for something. 1.4747 0.04034 257 164 67 26
267 HGTV was just here for “Little Dogs, Big Houses.’ 1.4746 0.04430 236 152 59 25
268 My brother is a Great Dane. 1.4739 0.04075 268 167 75 26
269 It's all about curb appeal these days. 1.4737 0.04247 247 154 69 24
270 You know, when you're a small dog, acoustics are everything! 1.4730 0.04408 222 137 65 20
271 How do you change the light bulbs 1.4730 0.04589 222 141 57 24
272 My owner built it for when he’s in the dog house. 1.4728 0.04468 239 153 59 27
273 Check out the human-door I just installed 1.4725 0.03850 273 170 80 23
274 Have you cleaned dog houses before? 1.4725 0.04605 218 138 57 23
275 It's 6 beds, 4 1/2 fire hydrants, but wait 'til you see the drinking bidet. 1.4724 0.04124 254 159 71 24
276 Wish I could see the look on the Great Dane I traded houses with on Airbnb. 1.4723 0.04398 271 180 54 37
277 My human's wife suggested it because he's here so often. 1.4719 0.04254 267 172 64 31
278 It's a lot to maintain, but it's got great bones. 1.4717 0.04795 212 137 50 25
279 Let's list it and see what it can fetch. 1.4716 0.04486 229 145 60 24
280 My dad’s a Great Dane, but I get my height from my Chihuahua mom. 1.4715 0.04336 246 156 64 26
281 Yeah, it's specially made to keep that dang Snoopy from sleeping on top of it. 1.4706 0.04885 204 134 45 25
282 We've been here since my owner's wife caught him cheating. 1.4706 0.04402 255 166 58 31
283 Oh, I've been a VERY good boy. 1.4706 0.04521 238 154 56 28
284 My door is always open. 1.4696 0.04128 247 152 74 21
285 It's a sublet from a Great Dane 1.4695 0.04211 262 167 67 28
286 Seriously? We have to offer over the asking price and it doesn't even have a door? 1.4694 0.04655 196 121 58 17
287 I'm planning for growth. 1.4679 0.04196 218 138 61 19
288 He's danish, why? 1.4678 0.04428 233 155 50 28
289 Don't worry, the big guy won't be home for awhile. 1.4675 0.04371 231 145 64 22
290 My Dad is a Saint Bernard. He likes cathedral ceilings. 1.4667 0.04780 210 136 50 24
291 The big guy’s gone — let’s take a jacuzzi in his water bowl!! 1.4664 0.04616 223 144 54 25
292 You should see my dog bowl. 1.4656 0.04321 247 158 63 26
293 I thought you'd be taller. 1.4655 0.04357 232 146 64 22
294 Man, changing light bulbs is a nightmare. 1.4654 0.04572 217 138 57 22
295 I never thought I’d fall in love with a Great Dane, either. Want to meet her? 1.4652 0.04512 230 148 57 25
296 The original owner was a giraffe. 1.4649 0.04206 271 176 64 31
297 I'm in a bit over my head, but I love it. 1.4648 0.04682 213 137 53 23
298 Does this house make me look tall? 1.4646 0.04103 254 168 60 26
299 We can grow into it. 1.4644 0.04014 267 167 76 24
300 I identify as a giraffe. 1.4640 0.04675 222 145 51 26
301 Just in case I find a big bone. 1.4636 0.04526 220 140 58 22
302 Yeah, my breeders lied 1.4633 0.04174 259 165 68 26
303 It’s not a dog house, it’s a canine cathedral. 1.4632 0.04497 231 151 54 26
304 Bought it from the giraffe when Toys R Us folded. 1.4630 0.04680 216 140 52 24
305 Well, you marry a great dane… 1.4626 0.04522 214 135 59 20
306 It’s another Trump project, so tacky. 1.4622 0.04584 225 146 54 25
307 Mom says we're getting a pet giraffe for Christmas. 1.4619 0.04682 210 135 53 22
308 I think they have much bigger expectations of me. 1.4609 0.04339 230 145 64 21
309 The last owner was a Great Dane. You should see the walk-in closet 1.4609 0.04425 230 147 60 23
310 It costs a fortune to heat but it’s close to the park. 1.4608 0.04428 217 136 62 19
311 I like cathedral ceilings, 1.4597 0.04616 211 135 55 21
312 My girlfriend's a Borzoi. 1.4596 0.04356 235 150 62 23
313 Is it? Or are we small? 1.4592 0.04467 233 151 57 25
314 I like tall bitches. 1.4587 0.04184 242 152 69 21
315 It used to be a dog-church. 1.4581 0.04423 227 147 57 23
316 Compensating for what, exactly? 1.4581 0.04428 203 125 63 15
317 It IS nice, but costs a fortune to heat. 1.4579 0.04422 214 134 62 18
318 Someone’s definitely compensating 1.4578 0.04222 225 139 69 17
319 I miss her too, son. No, we didn't always see eye-to-eye, but your mother was a real Great Dane. 1.4578 0.04495 225 145 57 23
320 Clifford will be home any minute. 1.4575 0.04550 212 135 57 20
321 Yeah, last year I decided to identify as a giraffe. 1.4574 0.04525 223 144 56 23
322 It’s Bow-haus. 1.4571 0.04728 210 137 50 23
323 I know it's more house than I need, but a Great Dane offered me a great deal. 1.4567 0.04663 208 134 53 21
324 I’m gonna AirB&B it 1.4566 0.04051 219 139 65 15
325 You get so much more for your money in the 'burbs. 1.4563 0.04329 252 165 59 28
326 It's a bitch to heat... no offense intended. 1.4563 0.04989 206 139 40 27
327 This house has good bones. 1.4550 0.04493 222 143 57 22
328 The architect of this house also designed Trump's ties. 1.4545 0.04617 231 154 49 28
329 Wow, you have enough room to swing a cat in here. 1.4545 0.04545 209 133 57 19
330 Thanks, but they still call it the dog house. 1.4531 0.04774 192 123 51 18
331 The kennel went condo so I moved into this high rise. It rents mutt to mutt, no leashes, no owners" 1.4522 0.04378 230 148 60 22
332 I guess I just see myself as a big dog 1.4521 0.04396 219 139 61 19
333 It’s good to be in the doghouse when you’re rich. 1.4518 0.04406 228 152 52 24
334 We're smaller than the last guard dog, but twice as annoying. 1.4505 0.04773 182 115 52 15
335 They downsized from the Mastiff. 1.4505 0.04327 202 131 53 17
336 The style is Mid-Century Mastiff. 1.4505 0.04625 222 147 50 25
337 They expect me to grow into it. 1.4503 0.04554 191 119 58 14
338 They ordered it in dog-inches. 1.4502 0.04562 211 136 55 20
339 I told you no one reads what is actually in the Build Back Better bill 1.4500 0.05360 180 123 33 24
340 I understand the previous tenant was from Denmark. 1.4497 0.05054 189 126 41 22
341 Buying a mansion seemed frivolous until the market took off. 1.4493 0.04310 207 128 65 14
342 Technically yes, but it doesn't feel like a doghouse. 1.4487 0.04280 234 150 63 21
343 My father was Danish. 1.4486 0.04749 185 120 48 17
344 We're planning for evolution. 1.4483 0.04894 203 136 43 24
345 Sorry, Clifford doesn't live here anymore 1.4483 0.04638 203 131 53 19
346 His last rescue was a giraffe 1.4480 0.04550 221 145 53 23
347 Sure it seems silly now, but my fiancee was a Great Dane and she called off the wedding. 1.4480 0.04412 221 142 59 20
348 I know . . . but, it has good bones. 1.4479 0.04884 192 126 46 20
349 This new model accommodates both good boys and bad husbands. 1.4479 0.05049 192 129 40 23
350 Too much? 1.4478 0.04453 201 126 60 15
351 He truly was a Great Dane 1.4474 0.04533 228 151 52 25
352 But burglars don’t know that. 1.4473 0.04198 237 157 59 21
353 I got in on the Chewy IPO. 1.4471 0.04454 208 132 59 17
354 It's got great bones. 1.4471 0.04805 208 139 45 24
355 Welcome to the Napoleon Complex. 1.4468 0.04959 188 124 44 20
356 It's just large enough to hold the mailman. 1.4466 0.04840 206 143 37 26
357 My owner originally wanted a Giraffe, but his wife put her foot down... 1.4466 0.04484 206 131 58 17
358 This was the only Airbnb that permitted dogs. 1.4461 0.04724 204 134 49 21
359 Yes, Gerald was definitely overcompensating for you know what when he built our house. 1.4461 0.04461 204 129 59 16
360 This little thing? It's my Pied-à-Terrier. 1.4460 0.04767 213 143 45 25
361 The entry is nice, but wait till you see what great bones it has. 1.4455 0.04564 220 145 52 23
362 Well, since my master has been staying out here every other weekend - it only made sense. 1.4450 0.04957 191 127 43 21
363 I'm house-sitting for my neighbour, the Great Dane. 1.4433 0.04474 203 129 58 16
364 The Danes just have a great sense of design. 1.4432 0.05132 185 125 38 22
365 This is my Dad's house. He was a Great Dane. 1.4430 0.04268 228 146 63 19
366 My owner had big plans for me. 1.4426 0.04686 183 119 49 15
367 Boy, you weren’t kidding when you said you had made it to the big house 1.4423 0.04754 208 139 46 23
368 It's a high rise. I don't know its purpose 1.4421 0.04566 190 120 56 14
369 I got a rollover mortgage. 1.4420 0.04457 224 147 55 22
370 Clifford? Yeah, he had to be re-homed. 1.4420 0.04502 224 148 53 23
371 My girlfriend is a Great Dane. 1.4419 0.04545 215 143 50 22
372 This is a house for the dog I want to be. 1.4415 0.04898 188 124 45 19
373 Yeah, you could say I was the runt of the litter. 1.4413 0.04718 213 143 46 24
374 I just stay out of sight and GROWL LIKE HELL! 1.4409 0.04651 220 151 43 26
375 Sorry, the tree is for customers only. There’s a hydrant near Starbucks. 1.4409 0.04570 186 117 56 13
376 When you date a camel, you have to compromise, mom. 1.4406 0.04703 202 137 43 22
377 Welcome to Mar-a-Doggo. 1.4400 0.04683 200 131 50 19
378 The giraffe moved uptown, I got lucky. 1.4389 0.04453 221 155 41 25
379 The square footage is low, but the high ceiling really opens up the space. 1.4387 0.04540 212 139 53 20
380 It’s a bitch to change the lightbulbs. 1.4387 0.04415 212 143 46 22
381 All I know is I was adopted by some guy named "Shaq". 1.4378 0.05242 185 128 33 24
382 It's a sublet. The Great Dane is off playing Hamlet. 1.4378 0.04894 185 122 45 18
383 It's a 30 year mortgage. But in dog years, it's a steal! 1.4375 0.04652 208 138 49 21
384 Two floors three bedrooms two bath and all I had to do was sit! 1.4372 0.05170 183 125 36 22
385 It's because our paws were so big when we were puppies. 1.4372 0.04871 183 120 46 17
386 I have a huge bark. 1.4369 0.04003 222 141 67 14
387 My owner has trouble with metric conversions. 1.4359 0.05394 156 104 36 16
388 I need room to grow 1.4356 0.04848 163 103 49 11
389 It says 'BEWARE OF DOG' better than any damn sign 1.4356 0.04303 225 154 48 23
390 Yeah, I know these Great Dane homes can feel overwhelming, but you should see the food bowls! 1.4348 0.04766 207 140 44 23
391 Their last dog was a horse. 1.4346 0.04838 191 127 45 19
392 We plan to downsize this year. 1.4343 0.04433 198 126 58 14
393 Of course, all our furniture is Great Danish modern 1.4343 0.04713 198 131 48 19
394 She's a Great Dane, and I'm a social climber. 1.4335 0.04576 203 133 52 18
395 Contractors, amiright? 1.4333 0.05112 180 122 38 20
396 It’s got good bones. 1.4327 0.04230 208 131 64 13
397 I had the air rights 1.4327 0.04548 208 137 52 19
398 When I bark in here I sound much bigger. 1.4326 0.04703 178 114 51 13
399 Luckily I never met the prior owner. 1.4326 0.04966 178 118 43 17
400 It has a private hydrant. 1.4326 0.05215 178 122 35 21
401 Yea, I misread the dimensions on the IKEA website 1.4324 0.04526 222 149 50 23
402 Only a 15-minute run into the city, built-in squeaky toy storage space and, with ceilings this high, you can actually swing a cat in here. 1.4324 0.04788 222 155 38 29
403 Yes, it's expensive to maintain but I really like the wow factor. 1.4320 0.04781 206 140 43 23
404 This really puts the "wow" back in Bauhaus. 1.4312 0.04492 218 145 52 21
405 Cathedral ceiling inspired by the design of Westminster Abbey Kennel Club. 1.4309 0.04582 181 115 54 12
406 First trip to Dallas? 1.4306 0.04844 216 151 37 28
407 We built the place around a tree so we'd never have to go outside. 1.4305 0.04419 223 148 54 21
408 Yup, they got divorced, and I got the house! 1.4299 0.04493 221 148 51 22
409 Come on in. It's so cool, when you bark someone always barks back. 1.4294 0.05063 170 113 41 16
410 Got it cheap from a Giraffe who's visa had expired. 1.4293 0.04722 184 120 49 15
411 Of course, it's from Costco. 1.4286 0.04946 182 122 42 18
412 I'm sorry, the Big Dog is in a meeting. Would you like to wait? 1.4286 0.04632 196 129 50 17
413 The fire hydrant is gold plated. 1.4278 0.04966 187 127 40 20
414 I see what you mean by 'high overhead.' 1.4277 0.05387 173 121 30 22
415 I'm running with the big dogs now. 1.4272 0.04417 206 134 56 16
416 Giraffe broke his lease. 1.4271 0.04757 192 128 46 18
417 Wait ‘til you see my food bowl! 1.4261 0.04406 230 155 52 23
418 Ya, it's really more space than I need. 1.4258 0.05411 155 105 34 16
419 They sent me to the Big House for peeing on the carpet! 1.4257 0.04997 202 142 34 26
420 Yeah, the view is great but it costs a fortune to heat. 1.4256 0.04472 195 128 52 15
421 Who says paw size reflects tail size? 1.4255 0.04709 188 124 48 16
422 I heard them say we’re getting a giant pastry! No wait, a Great Danish! 1.4250 0.04508 200 131 53 16
423 Why do you think I moved to New Jersey? 1.4241 0.04714 191 127 47 17
424 Marking that hedge fund was the best thing I ever did. 1.4241 0.04942 191 131 39 21
425 When he's not in the dog house the place is all mine. 1.4241 0.05181 158 105 39 14
426 I call it the “Bark de Triomphe.” 1.4239 0.05139 184 128 34 22
427 I just got tired of the whole tiny house thing. 1.4239 0.05081 184 127 36 21
428 It was owned by a Great Dane who only lived here on Sundays. 1.4238 0.04510 210 140 51 19
429 It’s the new Trump Tower 1.4235 0.05060 196 138 33 25
430 No, it's still a 1 bed, zero bath like the rest I've shown you, but look at the square footage! 1.4228 0.05056 149 96 43 10
431 It seems I've been a very good boy. 1.4221 0.04632 199 133 48 18
432 Sam, we don’t have doghouses anymore. Now we have canine lofts. 1.4220 0.04438 218 146 52 20
433 Now I don’t really mind being in the dog house 1.4208 0.04473 202 133 53 16
434 I had it built for my expectations. 1.4208 0.04528 202 134 51 17
435 Wait til you see the toilet. 1.4208 0.04635 202 136 47 19
436 The Real Housedogs of Beverly Hills: Episode 1 1.4205 0.04996 176 119 40 17
437 Overcompensating? Why would you say that? 1.4200 0.04503 200 132 52 16
438 It was originally a Sentry hut at Buckingham Palace. 1.4198 0.05160 162 109 38 15
439 It's the only way I could get the piano in. 1.4198 0.05160 162 109 38 15
440 I’d ask you in but my wife’s in heat. 1.4194 0.05037 186 129 36 21
441 I'm expecting a growth spurt any time now. 1.4192 0.03961 198 134 51 13
442 I got the Great Dane model because it says ‘rich’ but not ‘new money.’ 1.4192 0.04977 167 111 42 14
443 The former dog was a giraffe. 1.4192 0.05259 167 115 34 18
444 Do you want the short story or the tall tale? 1.4190 0.05361 179 128 27 24
445 I let my master stay here when he's in the dog house. 1.4187 0.04974 160 105 43 12
446 The horse I rode in on. 1.4187 0.05053 160 106 41 13
447 I'm dating a giraffe... she sleeps over sometimes. 1.4184 0.04566 196 130 50 16
448 Yeah, but it gets a little drafty. 1.4183 0.05047 153 100 42 11
449 I have a thing for Great Danes. 1.4181 0.04843 177 118 44 15
450 Wow, you noticed Yes, it is a high rise! 1.4178 0.04460 213 143 51 19
451 I call it 'Paws-a-Largo' 1.4176 0.04468 170 120 36 14
452 I got it at Costco. 1.4172 0.05508 151 104 31 16
453 I may sublet to a larger dog. 1.4171 0.04658 187 124 48 15
454 Like I always say, go big or go home." 1.4167 0.04451 192 130 45 15
455 You get a lot more house for your money out here. 1.4167 0.04703 204 139 43 21
456 I bit off more than I could chew. 1.4162 0.04824 197 136 40 21
457 The real estate agent said it was the best house he could fetch. 1.4162 0.04851 173 115 44 14
458 You can't come in without a mask 1.4161 0.05180 161 109 37 15
459 Your bark is about to meet acoustics. 1.4157 0.04535 166 105 53 8
460 I keep dreaming I wake up as a Great Dane. 1.4155 0.03995 219 158 41 19
461 The giraffe really needed to offload this property fast. 1.4151 0.04668 212 147 42 23
462 You get so much more home for the money out here in the suburbs. 1.4151 0.04320 212 140 56 16
463 You should see the size of the hydrant. 1.4144 0.04827 181 122 43 16
464 I picked it up cheap from a Great Dane. 1.4144 0.04633 181 119 49 13
465 Don't you think you are way over your head? 1.4142 0.04858 169 112 44 13
466 Well, if it isn't my old arch rival. 1.4140 0.05350 157 108 33 16
467 Construction was cheap but the overhead is outrageous. 1.4140 0.04915 186 128 39 19
468 I like to call it the Bark de Triomphe. 1.4136 0.05154 162 110 37 15
469 If you don't bark for cathedral ceilings, you don't get cathedral ceilings. 1.4134 0.05055 179 124 36 19
470 The realtor says it's more doghouse than we need right now, but we'll grow into it. 1.4133 0.04675 196 133 45 18
471 No, I'm the runt. Why do you ask? 1.4130 0.04832 184 125 42 17
472 The elephant in the room was in fact a giraffe. 1.4126 0.04666 206 142 43 21
473 I plan to do a lot of entertaining. 1.4124 0.04348 177 112 57 8
474 Jeff Bezos. Who is your owner? 1.4121 0.05085 165 112 38 15
475 The last owner was a chihuahua with a Napoleon complex. 1.4118 0.05047 170 116 38 16
476 Just what you are looking for,open concept and cathedral ceilings. 1.4118 0.05115 170 117 36 17
477 My old one made me look fat. 1.4115 0.04412 209 140 52 17
478 It just says "New York!" 1.4112 0.04766 197 136 41 20
479 Dunno, but I overheard something about their late pet giraffe. 1.4110 0.03909 146 99 40 7
480 You'd be surprised at how little closet space it has. 1.4108 0.04560 185 122 50 13
481 The overhead is high, but the rent is cheap. 1.4107 0.05159 168 116 35 17
482 It used to belong to Snoop. 1.4107 0.04874 168 112 43 13
483 He's been going through some phallic overcompensation issues since he got me fixed. 1.4105 0.04778 190 130 42 18
484 It’s still a dog’s life, just with more head room. 1.4101 0.05481 139 94 33 12
485 The big dog is out at the moment. 1.4098 0.04785 183 124 43 16
486 My ego bought it. 1.4097 0.05611 144 100 29 15
487 Cmon in! Did you have trouble finding the place? 1.4096 0.04763 166 109 46 11
488 I made partner 1.4096 0.05273 166 116 32 18
489 I guess one could say I’ve been a very good boy” 1.4094 0.04950 149 97 43 9
490 I married a Dane. 1.4093 0.04836 193 134 39 20
491 We'll grow into it. 1.4088 0.05339 137 91 36 10
492 Wait til you see the giant drinking toilet. 1.4088 0.05727 137 95 28 14
493 I also have a big bone and balls. 1.4082 0.04440 196 130 52 14
494 I always wanted to be the big dog on the block. 1.4078 0.04593 179 118 49 12
495 Bill went to Costco. 1.4072 0.04964 167 113 40 14
496 I’m house sitting for the McWolfhounds while they’re on vacation in Ireland! 1.4071 0.05450 140 95 33 12
497 All I had to do was pee on the couch. 1.4070 0.05199 172 121 32 19
498 I need you to make some muddy paw prints on the ceiling, Barkelangelo. 1.4068 0.04487 177 122 42 13
499 I have small dog complex. 1.4068 0.04628 177 117 48 12
500 The previous owner was a Great Dane. 1.4067 0.05014 150 104 35 11
501 Comes with free off-street barking. 1.4064 0.04709 187 127 44 16
502 Dad's a Jack Russel and Mom wanted a house where he can't hit the ceiling. 1.4062 0.05193 160 110 35 15
503 There was supposed to be a doggy door, but, you know…the supply chain. 1.4061 0.04931 165 111 41 13
504 My master spends about as much time in the dog house as I do. 1.4056 0.04773 180 122 43 15
505 Now I wish we hadn't chewed on the blueprints. 1.4049 0.05339 163 115 30 18
506 The former resident was my owner's husband. 1.4049 0.05339 163 115 30 18
507 For the last time, Clifford only needs one little bitch. 1.4045 0.05004 178 124 36 18
508 Replacing the lightbulbs is a bitch 1.4044 0.05657 136 94 29 13
509 I'm now walked by drone. 1.4041 0.05462 146 101 31 14
510 It's karma. In my last life I was a big fish in a small pond. 1.4038 0.05207 156 107 35 14
511 A mastiff fell behind on the mortgage. 1.4036 0.04756 166 110 45 11
512 I’m house sitting for Clifford. 1.4032 0.04723 186 127 43 16
513 It's a style we call the B'arc de Triomph. 1.4030 0.05814 134 94 26 14
514 My mother-in-law is a Great Dane. 1.4029 0.04707 206 145 39 22
515 My owner used to have a giraffe. It died. 1.4024 0.05241 164 115 32 17
516 My significant other is a bird dog. 1.4024 0.04917 169 115 40 14
517 He renovated after all those times his wife sent him here 1.4023 0.05019 174 121 36 17
518 I might have "little dog" issues. 1.4022 0.04435 184 129 41 14
519 It was never clear that the plans were in meters. 1.4020 0.04667 199 138 42 19
520 The last owner was a giraffe. 1.4020 0.04149 199 129 60 10
521 It even came with an indoor fire hydrant! 1.4020 0.04257 204 140 50 14
522 Dream BIG my friend and you too could be living on Bark Avenue! 1.4013 0.05180 157 108 35 14
523 It's not so bad being in the doghouse anymore. 1.4012 0.04753 162 107 45 10
524 It's a bitch-magnet! 1.4011 0.04956 177 123 37 17
525 I call it Trump's Dog's Tower. 1.4010 0.04810 197 139 37 21
526 You get a lot more dog house for the money outside the city. 1.4000 0.04567 180 120 48 12
527 I love the high ceilings, but it's a bitch to heat. 1.4000 0.04996 175 122 36 17
528 they said go big or go home 1.4000 0.05181 150 102 36 12
529 My DNA testing came back as part Great Dane. 1.4000 0.04721 155 101 46 8
530 I see you’re in the big house 1.4000 0.04930 175 121 38 16
531 I got it cheap from a Great Dane. 1.4000 0.04848 165 111 42 12
532 My realtor says the tiny house thing is over. 1.3987 0.04937 153 105 38 10
533 I never thought I’d like New Jersey, but look at the space I can get! 1.3986 0.05229 148 101 35 12
534 When the giraffes moved out, I thought, 'Why remodel?' 1.3986 0.05170 143 101 31 11
535 I've been dating a Great Dane. 1.3978 0.04745 181 124 42 15
536 My mistress built if for her husband, but she lets me use it. 1.3977 0.05102 176 125 32 19
537 We better scram before the dog they built this for returns! 1.3977 0.04907 176 122 38 16
538 With them working from home all the time, I needed the extra space. 1.3976 0.05118 166 116 34 16
539 What’s the heating bill like? 1.3975 0.04768 161 107 44 10
540 I need the room. The husband sleeps here at least once a month. 1.3971 0.05837 136 97 24 15
541 Bro, you should see the size of my barkalounger. 1.3969 0.05701 131 91 28 12
542 When you marry a giraffe you have to compromise on some things 1.3967 0.04689 184 126 43 15
543 I'm planning to get leg extensions. 1.3966 0.04740 174 118 43 13
544 The lady had the contractor add the extra height since the man is typically in the doghouse. 1.3963 0.05162 164 115 33 16
545 My humans wanted me to have a McMansion, too. 1.3962 0.05355 159 113 29 17
546 I got it in a short sale. 1.3961 0.05081 154 105 37 12
547 It's smaller on the inside 1.3958 0.05235 144 98 35 11
548 Wait until you see the size of the hydrant! 1.3958 0.05594 144 102 27 15
549 I think you’re living beyond your means! 1.3957 0.04572 187 130 43 14
550 With this view and the excellent schools I think we list it for at least 4 million. 1.3957 0.05921 139 101 21 17
551 ...because my ex was a Great Dane. And please don't ask the next question 1.3956 0.04974 182 129 34 19
552 When you got it - - flaunt it! 1.3955 0.04614 177 119 46 12
553 You wouldn’t believe how often my master is in the doghouse. 1.3953 0.05438 129 87 33 9
554 We renovated with an open floor plan. 1.3952 0.04876 167 114 40 13
555 I've decided to live large! 1.3949 0.05250 157 110 32 15
556 I take it you’ve just adopted a very tall human. 1.3949 0.05250 157 110 32 15
557 It was a steal. We got it from a Great Dane. 1.3935 0.05055 155 106 37 12
558 It's a house we can grow into 1.3935 0.04886 155 104 41 10
559 I'm not running away again anytime soon 1.3933 0.04308 178 124 43 11
560 A dog's home is his castle. 1.3931 0.04824 145 95 43 7
561 The seller was a Great Dane. 1.3931 0.04755 173 118 42 13
562 Yep, this one checks all the boxes: grand entryway, treat cellar, and it's a four-bed/three-hydrant. 1.3929 0.05238 140 95 35 10
563 This model is called "Citizen Canine" 1.3927 0.04502 191 130 47 14
564 We wanted a place with room to grow. 1.3926 0.05267 135 91 35 9
565 Now I be runnin' with the Big Dawgs. 1.3926 0.04943 135 88 41 6
566 I'm pretty sure my owner is overcompensating for something. 1.3922 0.05014 153 106 34 12
567 My husband's a great dane. 1.3920 0.05031 176 125 33 18
568 You should see the size of the treats! 1.3920 0.04833 176 122 39 15
569 The Church of St. Bernard 1.3918 0.04933 171 119 37 15
570 We can finally have people over for dinner. 1.3916 0.05064 143 96 38 9
571 I finally got the council to roll over on zoning laws 1.3916 0.04817 166 115 38 13
572 Yeah, she sent him out here so many times and he got tired of crawling. 1.3913 0.04840 161 112 37 12
573 The previous owners kept their humans in here. 1.3913 0.05372 161 116 27 18
574 My Mother's a Great Dane. They clearly misjudged who the father was. 1.3910 0.05029 156 107 37 12
575 I’m house sitting for a giraffe. 1.3907 0.05396 151 107 29 15
576 I share it with my owner when his wife is mad at him" 1.3902 0.05081 164 115 34 15
577 Welcome to the home of high expectations. 1.3901 0.04097 182 128 44 10
578 Grandpa was a Great Dane, but it’s rent-controlled, so…. 1.3901 0.04844 182 128 37 17
579 It’s an I. M. Shar Pei. 1.3901 0.05674 141 101 25 15
580 According to my owner, it's Bowhaus. 1.3901 0.05584 141 100 27 14
581 Haven't seen a mail carrier in weeks. 1.3899 0.05196 159 112 32 15
582 I bought bit coins thinking it was food and I made a fortune. 1.3897 0.05441 136 94 31 11
583 My humans read Architectural Digest 1.3896 0.04049 154 110 34 10
584 The Acoustics are amazing, you can hear my bark half way across town. 1.3896 0.04988 154 105 38 11
585 The giraffe died. 1.3895 0.05113 172 123 31 18
586 Wait ‘til you see our pet giraffe! 1.3892 0.04718 167 113 43 11
587 I think we're adopted and mom is a horse. 1.3886 0.04780 175 121 40 14
588 Is Clifford home? 1.3885 0.05163 157 110 33 14
589 I’ve seen the future. It’s vertical. 1.3885 0.05640 139 99 26 14
590 I’m thinking it may be time to downsize. 1.3882 0.04807 170 117 40 13
591 If you work it right you can get a big stick in. 1.3881 0.05392 134 92 32 10
592 Ya gotta have dreams. 1.3881 0.05071 134 89 38 7
593 Welcome brother. The sermon is just about to start. 1.3880 0.04760 183 128 39 16
594 I don't mind being in the dog house 1.3879 0.04832 165 113 40 12
595 Compensating for what? 1.3879 0.04982 165 120 29 16
596 My sense is that my dog house was initially built for her ex-husband. 1.3879 0.04908 165 114 38 13
597 Oh, you thought my ad said high-pitched woof? 1.3878 0.05327 147 103 31 13
598 I really like the vaulted ceilings. 1.3876 0.04654 178 125 40 13
599 The doctor said I'll grow into it. 1.3876 0.05426 129 88 32 9
600 Are you here about the elevator? 1.3871 0.05368 155 111 28 16
601 Now the doghouse isn't such a bad place to be. 1.3871 0.05209 155 109 32 14
602 You'll scare the stamps right out of the mailman with the acoustics in this place. 1.3869 0.04845 168 116 39 13
603 Did you have trouble finding the place? 1.3869 0.05206 137 93 35 9
604 Now master won't have to crawl in when he gets sent here. 1.3867 0.04360 181 135 28 18
605 You should come check out the ball room. 1.3866 0.05352 119 79 34 6
606 It's just ten square feet on my tax return. 1.3865 0.05099 163 115 33 15
607 My owner's into McMansions 1.3865 0.04793 163 114 38 11
608 I wanted an open concept. 1.3864 0.05446 132 91 31 10
609 I jumped on Dogecoin early. 1.3864 0.04826 176 123 38 15
610 The acoustics are amazing! 1.3861 0.04728 158 106 43 9
611 Furnishing it will be tricky! 1.3860 0.04675 171 117 39 13
612 And we got a great deal because whoever made this house is an idiot. 1.3860 0.05063 171 122 32 17
613 You really can swing a cat in here. 1.3858 0.05814 127 90 25 12
614 This is my reward for being such a good boy. 1.3856 0.05005 153 105 37 11
615 No, no, it's great. Just too bad about being on the Jersey side. 1.3855 0.04732 166 113 42 11
616 It helps my posture. 1.3852 0.05562 135 95 28 12
617 My owner likes to make a big entrance 1.3851 0.04989 161 112 36 13
618 Giraffes. Best Dogbnb hosts ever. 1.3846 0.04894 169 118 37 14
619 We had to increase the door size because my owner seems to spend a lot of time in the doghouse lately! 1.3846 0.05101 156 109 34 13
620 Come on in and meet my big brother! 1.3846 0.04678 156 104 44 8
621 Looks like your New Year's resolution to start cutting back didn't last long." 1.3842 0.03912 190 130 52 8
622 What do you mean, pretentious? It's aspirational. 1.3841 0.04923 164 114 37 13
623 We wanted a sense of spaciousness without increasing the footprint. 1.3841 0.05135 151 107 30 13
624 I feel I've got time to grow into it. 1.3832 0.04632 167 113 44 10
625 I run with the big dogs. 1.3831 0.03821 154 106 42 6
626 We rented it from a Dane who went back home for a visit and now is stuck there thanks to Covid travel restrictions! 1.3831 0.05063 154 107 35 12
627 Say why you like about the Dane’s, they are great architect’s” 1.3831 0.05063 154 107 35 12
628 It gives 'In the doghouse' a whole different meaning, right? 1.3830 0.05049 141 98 33 10
629 Who should I say is calling? 1.3828 0.05776 128 91 25 12
630 It's roomy but we're still not allowed to pee inside 1.3827 0.04964 162 113 36 13
631 I see you traded up. 1.3827 0.04964 162 113 36 13
632 You’ve gotta fake alpha til you make alpha. 1.3826 0.05738 115 79 28 8
633 You sounded taller on Scratch.com 1.3826 0.05311 149 108 26 15
634 I have self-esteem issues. 1.3817 0.04442 186 127 47 12
635 Two words: cathedral ceiling. 1.3813 0.05345 139 97 31 11
636 Once you move out of the city, you can get a lot more house. 1.3813 0.05441 139 98 29 12
637 My new roommate's name is Shaq! 1.3813 0.04764 160 109 41 10
638 It’s really changed the gestalt, don’t you think? 1.3810 0.04344 126 88 33 5
639 My master spends more time here than I do. 1.3806 0.04952 155 107 37 11
640 where's your mask? 1.3805 0.05666 113 77 29 7
641 I'm just trying to keep up with the Daneses 1.3803 0.05630 142 103 24 15
642 Careful, don't hit your head. 1.3801 0.04775 171 119 39 13
643 Compensate? Compensate for what? 1.3800 0.04885 150 102 39 9
644 It was a tall order. 1.3798 0.05300 129 88 33 8
645 It's got 4 hydrants on the first floor alone! 1.3797 0.04886 158 109 38 11
646 Yea, we got it on foreclosure from a Great Dane. 1.3796 0.05194 137 94 34 9
647 Don’t worry, they say I’ll grow into it. 1.3796 0.05090 137 93 36 8
648 They want thieves to think they have a big guard dog! 1.3793 0.05185 145 101 33 11
649 The real estate agent says it's got great bones. 1.3793 0.05277 145 102 31 12
650 Wait until they find out I’m not a Great Dane puppy. 1.3788 0.05539 132 93 28 11
651 It's a sublet. 1.3787 0.05028 169 121 32 16
652 Why so surprised? You're in Texas, you know. 1.3786 0.04911 140 94 39 7
653 Do you remember that kid who never did his homework? I sued him for slander. 1.3784 0.05458 148 107 26 15
654 The house has a great cathedral ceiling and an open floor plan for running and barking. 1.3782 0.04668 156 105 43 8
655 Should we worry that the original dog might come back? 1.3780 0.04838 164 114 38 12
656 We're planning on growing our litter. 1.3780 0.05235 127 86 34 7
657 I got a 'human' door so that he can enter and exit at will 1.3780 0.05693 127 90 26 11
658 … you know, for resale 1.3779 0.04753 172 120 39 13
659 Now you yodel. 1.3779 0.04753 172 120 39 13
660 I got it cheap when Clifford's movie bombed. 1.3778 0.05137 135 94 32 9
661 This is what happens when they use the ruff measurements. 1.3778 0.05348 135 94 31 10
662 The Pandemic was good to me. 1.3776 0.05138 143 99 34 10
663 As long as you don't mind the kind of psychological intensity that goes with 18th Century Neapolitan Art, it's a great sublet. 1.3775 0.04674 151 101 43 7
664 I bought it the minute my agent said it had great bones. 1.3772 0.05209 167 122 27 18
665 C'mon in. And watch your head. 1.3772 0.04700 167 115 41 11
666 I know it’s big but my husband is a Great Dane 1.3772 0.04622 167 114 43 10
667 He built it this big because he's often in the dog house. 1.3771 0.04764 175 123 38 14
668 It's not the size of the dog in the house but the size of the house for the dog. 1.3770 0.06085 122 89 20 13
669 You sold Wordle for how much? 1.3769 0.05806 130 94 23 13
670 Yes, Clifford used to live here. No, I don't know him. 1.3769 0.05702 130 96 22 12
671 It's a masters' door, they can come and go as they please. 1.3767 0.05424 146 105 27 14
672 On Etsy no one knows I'm not a Great Dane. 1.3761 0.05943 109 76 25 8
673 It's almost impossible to find something of this size in the City. 1.3760 0.05526 125 87 29 9
674 My owner is an architect 1.3759 0.05505 133 94 28 11
675 Architecturally the high ceilings are great, but the heating bills are a bitch 1.3759 0.05185 133 91 34 8
676 They wanted a Great Dane. I'm going to be a WONDERFUL Dane! 1.3759 0.05471 141 101 27 13
677 I stained the glass myself. 1.3759 0.05424 141 103 24 14
678 Watch your head. Ha, ha. 1.3759 0.04986 141 96 37 8
679 So that stupid giraffe finally leave? 1.3759 0.05377 141 100 29 12
680 The previous occupant only used it whenever a woman was upset with him. 1.3758 0.05082 149 104 34 11
681 We’re allowing room for growth. 1.3758 0.04992 149 103 36 10
682 Do you have an elevator? 1.3758 0.04807 149 101 40 8
683 He’s visiting family in Denmark and I’ve got the whole place to myself. 1.3750 0.04898 128 89 32 7
684 And I hardly knew the giraffe who left it to me in her will. 1.3750 0.05434 128 89 30 9
685 I should not have used that French architect and his fancy metric system. 1.3750 0.04917 160 112 36 12
686 Never build your future upon a relationship with a giraffe! 1.3750 0.05476 144 104 26 14
687 'The rent is through the woof. " 1.3750 0.05183 168 123 27 18
688 The square footage is small but the high ceiling makes up for it. 1.3742 0.04942 155 108 36 11
689 And I'm thinking of renovating this to high rise apartments. 1.3741 0.05479 147 107 25 15
690 I just hope for your sake the previous resident doesn't return. 1.3741 0.05801 139 103 20 16
691 She’s a giraffe. 1.3735 0.04790 166 116 38 12
692 ‘Wow, so Bitcoin huh?’ 1.3734 0.04958 158 111 35 12
693 Wanna hear my bark echo? 1.3733 0.05142 150 106 32 12
694 I got it for a song. The Great Danes moved to the suburbs when COVID-19 broke out. 1.3732 0.05156 142 99 33 10
695 Proof of vaccination? 1.3732 0.05530 142 103 25 14
696 I'll need to see your vaccination card. 1.3731 0.05367 134 94 30 10
697 You should see the basement. 1.3730 0.05373 126 87 31 8
698 The landlord says he might be spending some time here. 1.3724 0.04985 145 100 36 9
699 See? I told you we could get this house if we identified as giraffes. 1.3723 0.05483 137 98 27 12
700 Yes, the vaulted ceiling are a "wow factor" but the thing that sold me on the house was the walk in shoe closet. 1.3723 0.05076 137 94 35 8
701 You think this is big, you should see my bone. 1.3722 0.04922 180 131 31 18
702 C'mon in - Shaq's cool with my having friends over. 1.3720 0.04670 164 123 25 16
703 You get a lot more for your money in the suburbs" 1.3719 0.05645 121 85 27 9
704 My door is bigger than my bite. 1.3716 0.05008 148 103 35 10
705 You get a lot more room in the suburbs. 1.3714 0.05104 140 97 34 9
706 You should hear the acoustics in here. 1.3712 0.05091 132 90 35 7
707 The acoustics are great! 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
708 Yeah it's great and easy access to the mailman. 1.3701 0.04693 154 109 33 11
709 Want to meet my cat? 1.3701 0.04509 154 103 45 6
710 It's not the size of the dog around the house; it's the size of the house around the dog. 1.3701 0.05788 127 92 23 12
711 Of course we didn't build it ourselves. The previous human owner was always in trouble with his wife. 1.3701 0.05220 127 87 33 7
712 It was originally built for a Great Dane named Max Headroom. 1.3699 0.04613 173 130 27 16
713 It’s pronounced “foy YAY” 1.3692 0.05793 130 95 22 13
714 I’m the runt of the family. 1.3692 0.05253 130 90 32 8
715 Chip and Joanna really get us dogs. 1.3692 0.05583 130 93 26 11
716 Rent controlled, but too much overhead. 1.3688 0.05270 141 100 30 11
717 I listed myself as "A great Dane' on my profile. 1.3688 0.05459 141 102 26 13
718 Well, it works for my Christmas tree. 1.3687 0.05064 160 115 31 14
719 Gives "you're in the doghouse now" a totally new meaning. 1.3687 0.04907 160 113 35 12
720 Now I like being in the dog house. 1.3684 0.05594 133 96 25 12
721 It's Early Greyhound Revival. 1.3684 0.05594 133 96 25 12
722 Wait till you see were the cat sleeps. 1.3684 0.04757 171 121 37 13
723 My new lady friend is a Great Dane! 1.3681 0.04814 182 132 33 17
724 I won it in a poker game 1.3681 0.05097 144 101 33 10
725 Glad to see you! I would bark, but acoustics here are terrible. 1.3680 0.05271 125 86 32 7
726 It's not really for me. My human gets sent out here to sleep. A lot. He anticipated this when he bought it. 1.3678 0.04769 174 124 36 14
727 When you bark in here, the echo is incredible . 1.3677 0.04931 155 109 35 11
728 I call it a doghedral ceiling. 1.3676 0.05404 136 97 28 11
729 It could happen … 1.3675 0.05642 117 82 27 8
730 It's amazing how much I saved once I started bringing bones to work rather than buying them there. 1.3675 0.04780 166 117 37 12
731 Yes, but I have a big personality, especially when I'm a bad boy. 1.3671 0.04781 158 110 38 10
732 My owner is in the NBA ,and has been in the doghouse a few times. 1.3671 0.05028 158 113 32 13
733 I was good at kissing ass. 1.3671 0.05107 158 114 30 14
734 It was featured in Postmodern Doghouse Digest. 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
735 It's old, but it has great bones. 1.3667 0.04862 150 104 37 9
736 They call them Great Danish Arches. 1.3667 0.04953 150 105 35 10
737 A dog walks into a house. Why the long door? 1.3664 0.05441 131 93 28 10
738 She ordered for Master...snores loud. Me? I sleep in the house. 1.3664 0.05332 131 92 30 9
739 Just wait until you hear the doorbell. 1.3664 0.05548 131 94 26 11
740 Ever since Fifi fell for that wolfhound, her doghouse designs have lost all sense of proportion. 1.3664 0.05220 131 91 32 8
741 I’m going to kick out all of the old dogs, divide the space into almost unlivable small rooms, and then rent them out at above market rates to silly pups. 1.3662 0.05426 142 103 26 13
742 My owner is constantly getting sent here. 1.3661 0.05528 112 77 29 6
743 The acoustics are incredible! 1.3660 0.04706 153 105 40 8
744 They tell me I'll grow into it. 1.3659 0.05569 123 87 27 9
745 I have a hunch we'll have a human roommate from time to time. 1.3657 0.05248 134 96 28 10
746 The realtor said I should purchase one I'll grow into 1.3654 0.04600 156 109 38 9
747 Livin’ the dream, Jerry. 1.3652 0.05966 115 83 22 10
748 The advantages of marrying an Irish Wolhound 1.3651 0.04860 126 86 35 5
749 It was once owned by Marmaduke 1.3651 0.05238 126 87 32 7
750 Actually, I love the cathedral ceilings. 1.3651 0.05115 126 86 34 6
751 He wanted a Great Dane. 1.3650 0.05371 137 98 28 11
752 It's the only way we could get the chandelier to fit. 1.3650 0.05167 137 96 32 9
753 It's a bitch to heat. 1.3650 0.05167 137 98 29 10
754 I'm house-sitting for the big dog. 1.3649 0.04996 148 104 34 10
755 Sorry, I found this place first. And I've already peed on it. 1.3649 0.05087 148 105 32 11
756 Mine’s bigger than yours. 1.3649 0.05176 148 106 30 12
757 The prior owner was a giraffe, but once I walked in the front door, it just screamed “me.” 1.3649 0.05176 148 106 30 12
758 You think the house is big, wait till you see the size of the squirrels! 1.3643 0.05385 140 101 27 12
759 Seems like more space than I need, but I suppose in this real estate market it's a great investment! 1.3643 0.04988 140 97 35 8
760 It's still just a one bed/no bath but the views are amazing. 1.3642 0.04856 162 115 35 12
761 It's a house exchange for a month, though I'm not sure how much fun they're having. 1.3636 0.05298 132 93 30 9
762 Welcome to Our Lady of the Tramp Cathedral. 1.3636 0.05394 143 104 26 13
763 I heard you were sent to the big house. 1.3636 0.05197 154 112 28 14
764 It scares the hell out of the neighbor's cat--so long as I stay inside. 1.3636 0.05278 154 113 26 15
765 It's what humans call a McDoghouse. 1.3636 0.05113 143 101 32 10
766 The landlord's a giraffe. 1.3636 0.04816 143 98 38 7
767 My owner kept saying he was “in the dog house,” but I never thought he’d actually move in. 1.3636 0.05113 143 101 32 10
768 You should see the pet door. 1.3630 0.04547 146 108 27 11
769 I don't know, it has a very high overhead. 1.3630 0.05525 135 98 25 12
770 I've been dating this Great Dane. 1.3630 0.05109 135 94 33 8
771 Watch your head. 1.3623 0.05137 138 97 32 9
772 It’s very nice, but I’m concerned that whoever lives here might return. 1.3623 0.05437 138 100 26 12
773 It's a human door; so Dave can come in and out as he pleases. 1.3621 0.06048 116 85 20 11
774 The wife wanted something that would impress the neighborhood. 1.3620 0.05136 163 120 27 16
775 We finally have a place where we can put that big chandelier. 1.3618 0.04718 152 110 32 10
776 You should see the portions. 1.3617 0.05160 141 100 31 10
777 May I ask who is calling? 1.3617 0.05061 141 99 33 9
778 I chose to love it rather than list it. 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
779 It's the work of an emerging barkitecht. 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
780 It was supposed to be in centimetres 1.3609 0.05000 169 124 29 16
781 The last occupant suffered from claustrophobia and insisted on high ceilings. 1.3609 0.04930 133 91 36 6
782 I just kept barking until he left! 1.3609 0.05101 133 95 29 9
783 Just wait until I show you the hydrant. 1.3607 0.05710 122 88 24 10
784 I’m telling ya Fred, buy the house for the dog you want to be 1.3607 0.05710 122 88 24 10
785 I'm just not ready to downsize. 1.3607 0.04947 122 82 36 4
786 I am not “compensating for something”, why do you ask? 1.3603 0.05078 136 95 33 8
787 C’mon in, my friend Jack, the giraffe, is letting me use the place while he’s on vacation in Detroit. 1.3603 0.05490 136 99 25 12
788 You’re gonna freak when you see how big my bone is. 1.3600 0.05836 125 92 21 12
789 Wait'll you see the toilet bowl! 1.3600 0.05131 125 86 33 6
790 Even I get Mies van der Rohe. And I'm a dog. 1.3600 0.05495 125 89 27 9
791 Getting inside is easy as long as you don’t carry a long stick in your mouth. 1.3600 0.05495 125 89 27 9
792 He's definitely my best friend now. 1.3597 0.04898 139 96 36 7
793 The acoustics are to die for. 1.3597 0.04898 139 96 36 7
794 I stopped being his best friend and became his manager. 1.3597 0.04452 139 97 36 6
795 You’ll love the elevator! 1.3596 0.05861 114 82 23 9
796 I'm not a tiny house kind of dog. 1.3595 0.04311 153 107 39 7
797 You get more house out here in the suburbs. 1.3595 0.04693 153 106 39 8
798 Same architect as Mar y Lago. It’s designed to fit your ego. 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
799 " Yep, higher ceilings really do make it feel more spacious! " 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
800 It used to belong to a big red dog ... 1.3590 0.05753 117 87 20 10
801 I was the first of my breed to invest in bitcoin 1.3590 0.04893 156 111 34 11
802 The previous home owner was an Irish Wolfhound 1.3590 0.05073 117 86 24 7
803 When Rex and I split up, I got the house. 1.3588 0.05317 131 93 29 9
804 whatever you do, don't mention her neck. 1.3588 0.05741 131 97 21 13
805 I am the runt of the litter. 1.3588 0.05317 131 93 29 9
806 His last pet was a giraffe." 1.3588 0.05533 131 95 25 11
807 Mid-life crisis? 1.3588 0.04732 131 88 39 4
808 The growth hormones are supposed to kick in any day now! 1.3583 0.05525 120 85 27 8
809 There's just something aspirational about high ceilings. 1.3583 0.05131 120 84 30 6
810 Good news, the Great Dane just moved out. 1.3583 0.05397 120 84 29 7
811 Sorry. Wilt is out for a walk. 1.3582 0.04666 134 95 32 7
812 I friggin love Austin, if this were in California… 1.3581 0.04983 148 105 33 10
813 It's a little tall, but it has good bones. 1.3581 0.04890 148 104 35 9
814 Yeah a Great Dane used to live here… 1.3580 0.04602 162 113 40 9
815 Costco 1.3577 0.05431 123 87 28 8
816 I'll never hire that contractor again. 1.3577 0.05307 123 86 30 7
817 We wanted something that we could grow into. 1.3577 0.05153 137 97 31 9
818 The house just feels so big without you here. 1.3577 0.05153 137 105 20 12
819 The prior owner was a Great Dane. 1.3571 0.04934 154 110 33 11
820 I told you not to go with the Great Dane architect. 1.3566 0.04801 143 99 37 7
821 My mistress had it built for my master. 1.3566 0.05100 143 102 31 10
822 Yes, the Great Dane is out for the day and it's paaaarty time! 1.3566 0.05481 129 93 26 10
823 Mind if I use your fire hydrant? 1.3566 0.05138 129 90 32 7
824 In Jersey you can get a lot more house. 1.3566 0.05481 129 93 26 10
825 Either I'm a really good boy or he screwed up the measurements 1.3565 0.05195 115 81 28 6
826 Occasionally I like to wear big hats. 1.3565 0.05550 115 81 27 7
827 What’s an aspect ratio” 1.3564 0.06066 101 72 22 7
828 Welcome to Texas, Fido! 1.3562 0.05271 160 120 23 17
829 I was looking for a small studio, then this loft opened up. 1.3562 0.04803 160 114 35 11
830 How long are you in the big house for? 1.3562 0.04931 146 105 31 10
831 Does this door make me look short? 1.3561 0.05173 132 93 31 8
832 Now you know why I follow the obits in the Times. 1.3558 0.05452 104 73 26 5
833 At least he built me this before losing all his money in crypto. 1.3557 0.05393 149 111 23 15
834 All are welcome. 1.3556 0.05511 135 99 24 12
835 My owner's in the doghouse. 1.3554 0.03964 166 122 33 9
836 It's my way of telling the cat to go to hell. 1.3554 0.05487 121 86 27 8
837 It was featured in Barkitecturial Digest 1.3551 0.05224 138 99 29 10
838 Sorry I'm dating a Great Dane now. 1.3548 0.04992 155 112 31 12
839 You never know where love will take you. The new missus is a giraffe. 1.3548 0.05515 124 89 26 9
840 My master's overcompensating for something. 1.3546 0.05526 141 105 22 14
841 Got this new place from a Great Dane. 1.3543 0.05423 127 91 27 9
842 Trampoline! 1.3542 0.04974 144 105 29 10
843 No, it's not overdone. You should see me when my tail's up! 1.3542 0.04671 144 99 39 6
844 The fire hydrant fit perfectly through. 1.3540 0.04571 161 114 36 10
845 It's pre-war. 1.3540 0.05886 113 82 22 9
846 My owners said I'll grow into it. 1.3538 0.04615 130 87 40 3
847 It's got a biscuit bar, too! 1.3534 0.05511 116 82 27 7
848 It's a two-bedroom three-wee-wee pad 1.3534 0.06030 116 86 19 11
849 Mr. and Mrs. Giraffe were the previous owners. 1.3534 0.05028 133 92 33 7
850 The previous owners were Great Danes. 1.3529 0.05476 136 100 24 12
851 They really do loan to anyone these days. 1.3529 0.04954 136 95 34 7
852 And I only had to go $10,000 above the asking price. 1.3529 0.04954 136 95 34 7
853 Sure, I paid a pretty penny for it but I still have to pee outside 1.3529 0.04843 136 94 36 6
854 My Master is always in the doghouse, and got tired of bumping his head. 1.3526 0.04881 156 112 33 11
855 You don't want to mess with my dad. 1.3525 0.05092 139 99 31 9
856 I've got one word for you: Crypto 1.3525 0.05324 122 86 29 7
857 I decided that if I had to live with them it would be on my terms. 1.3521 0.04379 142 106 30 6
858 You appreciate the extra ventilation when you're in heat. 1.3521 0.05492 142 106 22 14
859 My owner is always in trouble 1.3520 0.05359 125 89 28 8
860 I'm selling it for a guy called Clifford. He moved to Hollywood 1.3520 0.05478 125 90 26 9
861 My wife sends me to the doghouse so often, I figured -- might as well be comfortable! 1.3519 0.04673 162 115 37 10
862 If he also overbuilds the water bowl we'll have our own swimming pool. 1.3517 0.05135 145 105 29 11
863 The style is Great Danish modern. 1.3514 0.05527 111 78 27 6
864 It smells a little like a giraffe. 1.3514 0.05673 111 79 25 7
865 He’s in the Doghouse Again 1.3511 0.05410 131 95 26 10
866 Let's just say, the class-action suit turned out nicely. 1.3510 0.04901 151 108 33 10
867 When I walk through with my tail up it will make perfect sense 1.3506 0.04746 154 109 36 9
868 Being in the doghouse is a lot easier than it used to be. 1.3504 0.05472 117 83 27 7
869 Yeah, but I can't help but feel impostor syndrome. 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
870 I was hoping you'd be taller. 1.3500 0.05752 100 69 25 5
871 I’m still growing. 1.3495 0.05292 103 70 30 3
872 The fire hydrant is really tall in this bathroom. 1.3494 0.04429 166 116 42 8
873 I share the leash with a Great Dane. 1.3490 0.04755 149 105 36 8
874 They call it a "McDoghouse" 1.3490 0.04609 149 111 27 11
875 We need to downsize... 1.3490 0.04658 149 104 38 7
876 It's perfect for working on my Frisbee jumps." 1.3490 0.04658 149 104 38 7
877 Vaulted ceilings double the resale price. 1.3488 0.05121 129 91 31 7
878 We're adopting a giraffe. 1.3488 0.05574 129 95 23 11
879 I identify as an Irish wolfhound. 1.3487 0.05302 152 114 23 15
880 My dogglerganger! I knew this day would come. 1.3483 0.03920 178 127 44 7
881 And the commute is minimal! 1.3482 0.05486 112 79 27 6
882 Maybe I’m just a small dog with a big house. 1.3481 0.04855 135 94 35 6
883 I'm all about making a big entrance. 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
884 They think I'm still a puppy. 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
885 I know it seems a bit over-the-top but my wife is a Great Dane! 1.3481 0.05496 135 100 23 12
886 I’m out of the doghouse and into the penthouse. 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
887 It's very nice, but what do we do when he comes back? 1.3481 0.04829 158 117 29 12
888 If this is being in the doghouse, hey I’m fine with it!” 1.3475 0.05131 141 102 29 10
889 May I see your vaccination card,please. 1.3475 0.05325 141 104 25 12
890 To be honest, he's in here more than I am. 1.3475 0.05565 118 85 25 8
891 Sure, it’s got high ceilings, but it’s still just an overpriced studio apartment. 1.3472 0.04860 144 105 31 8
892 It gets me a lot of 2nd dates 1.3472 0.04759 144 101 36 7
893 I'm just house sitting for Marmaduke. 1.3472 0.05245 144 106 26 12
894 Yeah... came on the market when that Big Red Dog, Clifford, decided to downsize. 1.3469 0.04889 147 105 33 9
895 Hey, have you seen Clifford? 1.3465 0.05405 127 92 26 9
896 My human is always in trouble with his mate. 1.3464 0.04758 153 109 35 9
897 This Clifford you keep going on about better show up after all this. 1.3459 0.05447 133 98 24 11
898 You’ll grow into it. 1.3458 0.05804 107 77 23 7
899 Best part is it makes the cat really jealous. 1.3458 0.05650 107 76 25 6
900 Welcome, your highness 1.3456 0.04937 136 96 33 7
901 Apparently Clifford was behind on his mortgage payments 1.3455 0.05980 110 81 20 9
902 You’ll be okay. The aroma helps calm the agoraphobia. 1.3455 0.05546 110 78 26 6
903 And with the high ceilings, it will be cooler during the dog days of summer." 1.3453 0.04972 139 99 32 8
904 They had high hopes for me. 1.3451 0.05446 113 80 27 6
905 Donald Trump built it. He knew he'd wind up in the doghouse but wanted to go big. 1.3448 0.05757 116 85 22 9
906 I was tired of going through a doggy door 1.3448 0.05490 116 83 26 7
907 No. It's doghedral ceiling. 1.3446 0.05138 148 109 27 12
908 I've finally made it to the Big House! 1.3446 0.05047 148 108 29 11
909 My lease is for seven dog years, one year free 1.3446 0.04955 148 107 31 10
910 Lots of room for growth! 1.3445 0.05395 119 85 27 7
911 A Great Dane was the prior owner. I know it makes no sense but the location is awesome. 1.3443 0.05175 122 86 30 6
912 In my mind, I'm a Great Dane. 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
913 My husband is a Great Dane, why do you ask? 1.3440 0.05218 125 89 29 7
914 They’re called cathedral ceilings. My owner says dog spelled backwards is important or something. 1.3440 0.05218 125 89 29 7
915 I think when he built the dog house he measured once but cut twice 1.3440 0.05460 125 91 25 9
916 With six bathrooms, there’s almost no need to go outside anymore. 1.3440 0.05691 125 93 21 11
917 When he bent over to bag it up there was a lottery ticket on the ground . . . 1.3433 0.05201 134 97 28 9
918 Its not the size of dog in the house... 1.3433 0.05308 134 98 26 10
919 I was rescued by an architect. 1.3431 0.06460 102 77 15 10
920 This is where all dogma originates. 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
921 I'm planning ahead for when I get my RV. 1.3431 0.04908 137 97 33 7
922 I'm going to call it Mar-a-Lago . 1.3429 0.05046 140 101 30 9
923 Sure it’s pricy but you gotta love the high ceilings. 1.3427 0.04873 143 102 33 8
924 Yes, my master knows him and calls my doghouse Mar-a-Bow-Wow 1.3426 0.06052 108 80 19 9
925 I've always wanted to live in a high-rise. 1.3423 0.05198 111 77 30 4
926 Trust me, high ceilings really do make the place feel more spacious. 1.3423 0.05108 149 110 27 12
927 Dr de Chirico says we get the growth hormone tomorrow.” 1.3423 0.04928 149 108 31 10
928 He says it’s nicer than sleeping on the couch. 1.3423 0.04835 149 107 33 9
929 We plan to have a large family. 1.3421 0.03379 152 110 38 4
930 It seemed smaller in the photos. 1.3415 0.05394 123 89 26 8
931 A bit more house than we need but it's got great bones. 1.3415 0.05516 123 90 24 9
932 Perhaps they where expecting a different kind of dog. 1.3415 0.05269 123 88 28 7
933 I think their last dog was a Great Dane. 1.3413 0.04668 126 91 29 6
934 you wouldn't believe the acoustics 1.3413 0.05653 126 94 21 11
935 As-is sale from a Borzoi 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
936 It's really great when you're bringing home the Christmas tree. 1.3411 0.04470 129 87 40 2
937 This one’s for the husband. I use it when he’s not in it. 1.3409 0.05139 132 95 29 8
938 The only downside is that our “best friends” visit. 1.3409 0.05139 132 95 29 8
939 Don’t ask Trump to build your doghouse. 1.3409 0.05139 132 95 29 8
940 You sure get a lot more house for your money out of the city. 1.3409 0.04789 132 92 35 5
941 Apparently they had a Great Dane before me 1.3409 0.05139 132 95 29 8
942 Must be a pain to heat this place. 1.3406 0.04878 138 98 33 7
943 Mom says I’ll grow into it. 1.3404 0.04809 141 100 34 7
944 Well, I used to be taller. 1.3403 0.05041 144 108 25 11
945 If my husband finds out about us, you're going to be in big trouble. 1.3400 0.05545 100 70 26 4
946 I really hope the Knicks accept our invitation for the housewarming party. 1.3396 0.04356 159 114 38 7
947 Best pet door ever. 1.3396 0.05343 106 74 28 4
948 In the burbs we call this a high rise. 1.3394 0.05409 109 77 27 5
949 I just love your cathedral ceilings. 1.3393 0.05314 112 79 28 5
950 The McDoghouse came with McMansion 1.3393 0.05609 112 81 24 7
951 Didn't they teach you the proper way we change the guard here? 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
952 I thought I was taller. 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
953 When you’re a bad boy, you get sent to the big house. 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
954 Room for one more? 1.3388 0.04775 121 88 27 6
955 My father was a Great Dane. 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
956 I share it with the Big Guy. The wife puts him in the dog house at least once a week. 1.3388 0.05190 121 86 29 6
957 Well after they started working from home, I thought I could use the extra space. 1.3388 0.05574 121 89 23 9
958 Well I Bought it from a Wolf Hound. 1.3388 0.05574 121 89 23 9
959 We moved for the better obedience schools 1.3388 0.05574 121 89 23 9
960 Had to. I'm dating a Great Dane ! 1.3388 0.05055 121 85 31 5
961 Welcome to Texas! 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
962 My wife’s a show dog. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
963 We're expecting. 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
964 The realtor threw me a bone. 1.3386 0.04901 127 89 33 5
965 I upgraded. 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
966 It makes the 'beware of dog' sign more intimidating this way. 1.3386 0.04901 127 89 33 5
967 Just think: we can now have our parents and their enormous expectations visit for get-togethers". 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
968 Truth be told, I miss my old studio. 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
969 I know, right? Clifford used to live here! 1.3385 0.05186 130 94 28 8
970 It only had to be owner-occupied for the first year. 1.3385 0.05186 130 94 28 8
971 A skylight seemed ostentatious. 1.3385 0.05186 130 94 28 8
972 My owner used the word aspirational. 1.3383 0.05217 133 97 27 9
973 You know, I think my human suspected he’d be spending lots of time here. 1.3383 0.05431 133 99 23 11
974 Why yes, my owner IS a douchebag 1.3383 0.05431 133 99 23 11
975 You should seecthe fire hydrant out back! 1.3382 0.05344 136 101 24 11
976 I'm sorry. They haven't put in the fire hydrants yet. 1.3381 0.05262 139 103 25 11
977 Yeah, my owner sleeps in here often enough that he figured it was worth it." 1.3379 0.04817 145 104 33 8
978 My boyfriend’s a great dane so we had to figure something out. 1.3379 0.04915 145 105 31 9
979 I brought home the bacon. 1.3378 0.04653 148 105 36 7
980 It is built by a Saint Bernard who insisted on a cathedral ceiling 1.3378 0.05123 148 110 26 12
981 The basketball team comes over for pizza after a win. 1.3373 0.04320 166 120 38 8
982 This is the pet entrance. You should see the house. 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
983 You just gotta know whose leg to hump. 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
984 Look Jeff all we did was make a commercial together. There's no reason to suspect that the Clydesdale and I have anything serious going on. 1.3367 0.06313 98 73 17 8
985 This was my master's before the divorce. 1.3365 0.06203 104 78 17 9
986 No, I’m not overcompensating. 1.3365 0.05569 104 74 25 5
987 The portico and columns are on the way from Greece but have been delayed by supply chain issues. 1.3364 0.06221 107 81 16 10
988 Wanna see my pet giraffe? 1.3364 0.05930 107 79 20 8
989 They wanted a great Dane but I was the only rescue left. 1.3364 0.05780 107 78 22 7
990 Want to start with the buffet or the big screen? 1.3364 0.06077 107 80 18 9
991 Just a modest pied a terrier. 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
992 We need a bigger dog. 1.3364 0.05048 110 76 31 3
993 I knew when the agent said twelve foot ceilings, I was in. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
994 I’ve heard that “accessibility” is a big deal these days. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
995 Energy efficient, laundry room, hardwood floors, walk-in closet, eat-in kitchen and 2 car garage but the bathrooms are all still outdoors. 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
996 If the New Yorker Caption Contest isn’t going to bother trying, than neither am I. 1.3362 0.05670 116 88 18 10
997 My wife's Danish, Great Danish. 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
998 Wait til you see my dog bed. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
999 Boy, are they gonna be angry in a few months when they discover I'm not really a Great Dane. 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1000 It's scientifically proven to promote higher thought. 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1001 Sometimes my master needs to join me. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1002 I got a great deal from the Great Dane. 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
1003 Our daughter married a greyhound. 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
1004 I thought, why not go big AND go home. 1.3359 0.05577 128 96 21 11
1005 It's my monument to Dog. 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
1006 Customized for when my owner has to visit me... 1.3359 0.04335 128 91 33 4
1007 I call it Mar-a-Dawg-o. 1.3358 0.05396 134 100 23 11
1008 I'm dating that basketball playing dog. 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
1009 Does this house make my bark too small? 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
1010 Can you believe it's called a tiny home? 1.3357 0.05152 143 106 26 11
1011 I am making a statement. 1.3357 0.04957 143 104 30 9
1012 It's all in the bark,my friend. 1.3357 0.05055 143 105 28 10
1013 My owner doesn’t know fractions. 1.3333 0.04623 144 102 36 6
1014 It used to belong to my Great Dane. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1015 Yeah, I didn't know De Chorico painted dogs, either 1.3333 0.05671 96 68 24 4
1016 Wait until you see the upstairs addition. 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 7
1017 Fake it till you make it, dude. 1.3333 0.06421 99 75 15 9
1018 Next, I'm asking for a personal chef. 1.3333 0.05237 114 81 28 5
1019 Makes it easier when his wife sends him here. 1.3333 0.05120 132 96 28 8
1020 It might not be perfect but I still say Romanesque is superior to Bauhaus. 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1021 The former tenant was a giraffe . 1.3333 0.05429 129 96 23 10
1022 C'mon in. I've got the place to myself - family is out playing basketball. 1.3333 0.06009 117 92 12 13
1023 Give it time! We'll grow into it. 1.3333 0.04709 120 90 23 7
1024 Yeah, now I pee all over the rugs and furniture just so they send me to the dog house. 1.3333 0.06152 105 79 17 9
1025 I've been sent to the big house... 1.3333 0.05383 114 82 26 6
1026 Dood, do your own research! Airbnb. Unmet demand. Giraffes. 1.3333 0.04762 147 106 33 8
1027 They have high expectations 1.3333 0.05424 108 77 26 5
1028 The indoor pool is called a toilet. 1.3333 0.05788 93 66 23 4
1029 I think we can agree, van der Rohe did not understand the first thing about dogs. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
1030 Full moon tonight, so stick around. The acoustics are perfect. 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
1031 Parkside and eight foot ceilings! 1.3333 0.05932 114 86 18 10
1032 I lied and told them I'm Clifford's cousin 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
1033 It's late-century Philip Johnson. 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1034 Wait to you see the feeding bowl!! 1.3333 0.04543 153 109 37 7
1035 Right? Check out that hydrant across the street. 1.3333 0.04859 147 107 31 9
1036 I figure if I have to be domesticated, I might as well go all out. 1.3333 0.04702 117 82 32 3
1037 My housemate is a llama. 1.3333 0.05088 102 70 30 2
1038 The scale and simplicity are great. But if you're looking for a cozy, homey ambiance, this won't be your cup of tea." 1.3333 0.05404 126 93 24 9
1039 'Wait'll you see the fire hydrant!' 1.3333 0.05177 138 102 26 10
1040 It's the Great Danish architectural style. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1041 It helps me think that I am a big dog. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1042 Perfect for my trampoline! 1.3333 0.05099 141 104 27 10
1043 My ex was a doberman. 1.3333 0.04796 162 120 30 12
1044 The next cartoon should be better. 1.3333 0.05838 120 91 18 11
1045 But you said you wanted high ceilings. 1.3333 0.05581 108 78 24 6
1046 Better than a beware of dog sign. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1047 Do you have room for a litter? 1.3333 0.05172 111 78 29 4
1048 I fell in love with cathedral ceilings on “House Hunters” 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1049 Drafty, but Clifford was so desperate to sublet. 1.3333 0.05539 129 97 21 11
1050 I think my human is going through a rough patch. 1.3333 0.05285 126 92 26 8
1051 I'm into tall bitches. 1.3333 0.05285 126 92 26 8
1052 Can you bust me out of the big house? 1.3310 0.04868 142 105 28 9
1053 Our blended family includes several Great Danes... 1.3309 0.04722 139 101 31 7
1054 Got a sweet deal on this when the Great Danes went back to Europe. 1.3308 0.04975 133 99 25 8
1055 Really? You and Marmaduke are expecting? 1.3308 0.05307 133 99 24 10
1056 I'm hoping to get lucky with that Great Dane down the street. 1.3308 0.04975 133 96 30 7
1057 It’s a peopledoor. 1.3307 0.05483 127 95 22 10
1058 The cathedral ceilings will amplify your bark beautifully. 1.3307 0.05250 127 93 26 8
1059 I still keep a pee-à-terre in the city. 1.3307 0.05250 127 93 26 8
1060 Once I convinced the Great Dane that the cat was a delicacy, the rest was easy. 1.3306 0.05919 124 96 15 13
1061 Wait till you see the cat ! 1.3306 0.05808 124 95 17 12
1062 Nah....I'm just renting. The owner's visiting relatives in Denmark. 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
1063 Can I drop anything on the floor for you to eat? 1.3306 0.04678 121 88 27 5
1064 His previous service animal was a giraffe. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1065 I got real good a deal on it. The previous owner moved back to Denmark. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1066 It gets good light but the heating bill is sky high. 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1067 Fifi has a beehive. 1.3304 0.05485 115 84 24 7
1068 They're worried. I heard them say my father is a Great Dane. 1.3304 0.05485 115 84 24 7
1069 Ah, no worries. He's still up at fat camp in the Poconos." -Will Hunter, Plymouth, M 1.3304 0.05866 112 84 19 9
1070 "In my family, growth spurts hit real quick!..." 1.3304 0.05866 112 84 19 9
1071 There's gotta be a story here. 1.3303 0.05690 109 80 22 7
1072 You looked taller on your profile picture! 1.3303 0.05981 109 82 18 9
1073 Thank you, but we already have a magazine subscription we don't read. 1.3303 0.05690 109 80 22 7
1074 Air rights? My lawyer said to leverage my unused potential. 1.3302 0.05482 106 76 25 5
1075 It’s 5-bedrooms 0-bathrooms. 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
1076 yeah,it's a bit embarrassing 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
1077 I can't wait to start digging up the yard 'cos whatever this guy buried had to be huge! 1.3299 0.06341 97 73 16 8
1078 We have got to stop meeting like this. 1.3294 0.05891 85 60 22 3
1079 This place used to be owned by giraffes who split up during the pandemic. 1.3285 0.05493 137 104 19 13
1080 This way we won't have to move when we become Great Danes. 1.3285 0.04760 137 98 33 6
1081 The agent says it’s Great Danish architecture. 1.3285 0.04646 137 97 35 5
1082 I view it as an amazing growth opportunity. 1.3284 0.05482 134 102 20 12
1083 Fake it till you make it. 1.3284 0.05056 134 98 28 8
1084 Waiting for Giraffe 1.3282 0.04900 131 94 31 6
1085 Let’s keep looking. This just doesn’t fit our lifestyle. 1.3281 0.04785 128 95 25 7
1086 WE GOT IT IN A FORCLOSURE SALE. THE GIRAFFE JUST COULDN'T KEEP UP WITH THE PAYMENTS. 1.3281 0.05558 128 97 20 11
1087 Thanks to the new job we were able to upgrade. 1.3280 0.04721 125 90 30 5
1088 Tiny houses are for schmucks. 1.3279 0.05390 122 90 24 8
1089 You know, I can never remember whether this arch style is Classical Roman or Byzantine 1.3277 0.05079 119 85 29 5
1090 This is the house that Dogecoin built. 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
1091 I got it for a steal from the giraffe. 1.3277 0.05980 119 92 15 12
1092 The spider, the weed, yourself? Think big. We all grow beyond our expectations. 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
1093 Once I convinced them to sell me the air rights, the rest was easy. 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
1094 Welcome to my pied-à-terrier. 1.3276 0.05714 116 87 20 9
1095 I've been dating a mastiff. I think he might be the one. 1.3274 0.05097 113 80 29 4
1096 New money, right? 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1097 There are definate flaws, but it has good bones. 1.3273 0.05184 110 78 28 4
1098 I bought this home with Dogcoin not Dogecoin. 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1099 …but the heating bills are awful 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1100 And all the flooring is custom designed newspapers. 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
1101 Now that the kids are grown we’re thinking if downsizing. 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
1102 The next time we go to Wonderland we are NOT drinking with Alice. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1103 Those big dogs—they don’t live as long 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
1104 When everyone else was chasing their tails, I was chasing the dollar. 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
1105 It's my new pawed-a-terre. 1.3265 0.05384 98 69 26 3
1106 Now I'm ready to run with the big dogs 1.3265 0.05576 98 70 24 4
1107 Dude! You should see the size of the fire hydrant in this place. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1108 Yes, it's show-offy and useless, but so am I! 1.3261 0.04842 138 106 24 8
1109 Wait till you see my water bowl! 1.3259 0.05133 135 100 26 9
1110 Fun fact, Clifford was the original owner. 1.3259 0.05133 135 100 26 9
1111 When the Big Dog is ready to come home, you gotta be prepared! 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
1112 Downsizing is overrated. 1.3258 0.04498 132 92 37 3
1113 I'm subletting from Clifford. 1.3256 0.05834 86 61 22 3
1114 Yeah, I bought this place from a Great Dane. 1.3254 0.04890 126 90 31 5
1115 My new master plays in the NBA. 1.3254 0.05143 126 92 27 7
1116 I like this one, but don't you have anything bigger? 1.3254 0.04483 126 90 33 3
1117 I hope to help others overcome the stigma of being in the doghouse. 1.3254 0.04758 126 89 33 4
1118 It's spacious, if unfurnished. 1.3254 0.05501 126 95 21 10
1119 You just get a lot more dog house for your money out here. 1.3252 0.05227 123 90 26 7
1120 This guy has massive overhead. 1.3252 0.04689 123 89 30 3
1121 Because the Jones’ dog got one. 1.3252 0.05476 123 92 22 9
1122 I got it cheap from a giraffe who moved back to Savannah. 1.3252 0.05476 123 92 22 9
1123 I may have exaggerated on my resume. 1.3252 0.04965 123 88 30 5
1124 My last boyfriend was a Great Dane. 1.3252 0.04471 123 87 33 3
1125 My ex is a Great Dane. 1.3250 0.05181 120 87 27 6
1126 Did Trump build this? 1.3250 0.05936 120 93 15 12
1127 No, I am not compensating for something. 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
1128 It feels so empty since my giraffe left. 1.3250 0.05444 120 89 23 8
1129 I'm planning to grow into it... 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1130 In my mind I fully fill this door 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1131 My owner always says I think I'm bigger than I am. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1132 The acoustics are better for barking from home. 1.3247 0.05120 154 118 22 14
1133 Welcome to our barking jam! The acoustics in this place are killer! 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
1134 Wait here. I'll see if I'm in. 1.3246 0.05212 114 82 27 5
1135 Sorry, Max. It's just a one bedroom. 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
1136 I see you couldn't decide between minimalism and good old ostentation. 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
1137 I rent to humans a lot. 1.3246 0.04744 114 79 33 2
1138 This used to be Big Bird’s house. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
1139 Well, he's in here so often, this just made sense. 1.3241 0.04882 145 107 29 9
1140 Well, you know how I’ve always loved cathedral ceilings. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
1141 The prior owner was a giraffe. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1142 My "master" used dog feet. So it's 7 times taller. Duh. 1.3239 0.04952 142 105 28 9
1143 …Just planning for growth 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1144 Yeah, the planning board was fine with the design height—just don’t think about asking them to zone something multi-litter 1.3238 0.06127 105 80 16 9
1145 One of my humans is always in the doghouse. 1.3237 0.05025 139 103 27 9
1146 Any higher and I would need to add flying buttresses. 1.3235 0.05243 102 72 27 3
1147 I bought it from Trump 1.3235 0.05938 102 76 19 7
1148 It's rent controlled. 1.3235 0.06099 102 77 17 8
1149 Just one of the perks of being the Lakers' mascot." 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
1150 My owner is always one to make a big entrance 1.3231 0.05147 130 96 26 8
1151 Let's take a swim in the water dish! 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
1152 Of course it’s necessary, my wife is a giraffe. 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
1153 Wanna shoot some hoops? 1.3229 0.06369 96 73 15 8
1154 I know nobody wants these McMansions anymore, but I love it. 1.3228 0.04858 127 91 31 5
1155 I hear the kibble is really good here in Rome 1.3228 0.04593 127 99 21 7
1156 May I fancy you for a bone? 1.3228 0.05463 127 96 21 10
1157 Living here inspires me to reach my full potential. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1158 "If you need to use the fireplug go through the foyer and take a left." 1.3226 0.05332 93 65 26 2
1159 Apart from a small hitch with a bridge in Rotterdam, the delivery went well. 1.3226 0.04838 155 116 28 11
1160 If you please, sir, I want to see the Wizard right away. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1161 Yeah, I always enjoy house-sitting for Clifford. 1.3226 0.05191 124 91 26 7
1162 Clifford said I could stay here until he gets back from Hollywood. 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
1163 I'm a giraffe-a-doodle. 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
1164 How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb? 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
1165 It's for the owner. He's in the doghouse all the time. 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
1166 Image is everything! 1.3221 0.04392 149 112 31 6
1167 They bought me on a zoom call so I put my paws near the screen to make them appear huge. 1.3220 0.05630 118 89 20 9
1168 My housemate is a fence-jumper -- he'll be back in a day or two. 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
1169 We need to leave before Scooby Do get's back! 1.3220 0.05757 118 90 18 10
1170 Remember- to impress people today, it’s not the size of the dog in the doghouse, it’s the size of the doghouse over the dog! 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
1171 Is Marmaduke home? 1.3220 0.05500 118 88 22 8
1172 I don't really need it, but it helps the resale value. 1.3220 0.05230 118 86 26 6
1173 I know they’re compensating for something, but I don’t care. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1174 Plus we''ll have room to grow 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1175 You get so much more for your money outside of the city. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1176 I was married to a giraffe. I got the house in the divorce settlement. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1177 These government regulations on accessibility may be going a bit far. 1.3214 0.05842 112 85 18 9
1178 It's even got its own fire hydrant! 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
1179 The seller said I'd grow into it. 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
1180 We can make a killing converting this place into multi-canine housing 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
1181 It's a fixer upper. 1.3214 0.04675 140 101 33 6
1182 It came with their new McMansion. 1.3211 0.05812 109 82 19 8
1183 I’m not quite ready to downsize yet. 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
1184 A bit ostentatious, I'll admit. But, the realtor said it was practically guaranteed to put her in heat. 1.3209 0.05146 134 100 25 9
1185 My owner built it. He spends more time in here than I do. 1.3206 0.05227 131 98 24 9
1186 You’re definitely ALPHA ! 1.3206 0.04503 131 97 28 6
1187 The mailman is gonna soil himself. 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1188 I did it just to spite my neighbor’s view of the city. 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
1189 Yeah, the previous owner was a Great Dane. 1.3203 0.04697 128 91 33 4
1190 And I owe it all to crypto. 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
1191 It's a foreclosure previously owned by a Great Dane. 1.3203 0.05539 128 98 19 11
1192 Welcome to my humble abode. 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
1193 Our realtor says it has "good bones". 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
1194 They've gone from 'Let's fix the doghouse' to 'Let's flip the doghouse.' 1.3200 0.05029 125 91 28 6
1195 Wait until you see the size of the water bowl! 1.3200 0.05518 125 95 20 10
1196 I am sorry sir but Master Rover is otherwise engaged. 1.3200 0.05156 125 92 26 7
1197 My owner calls it Notre Dog. 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
1198 I went for the open concept. 1.3197 0.05368 122 91 23 8
1199 I'm glad you came. I really want to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1200 I think it’s my reward for peeing on everything. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1201 We love the Bowhaus influence. 1.3193 0.05328 119 88 24 7
1202 It has a fire hydrant on both floors. 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
1203 The contractor convinced me to build up instead of out. 1.3193 0.05328 119 88 24 7
1204 Sorry, Dane doesn't live here anymore. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1205 You know you've made it when you have cathedral ceilings. 1.3190 0.05137 116 84 27 5
1206 The assembly plans were in metric. 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
1207 Can I show you my loft? 1.3188 0.04540 138 103 28 7
1208 My partner is the "Long" and I'm the "Short." This is our home that we call "It." 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
1209 Bigger than my bite, but it’s got great bones. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1210 Being in the dog house isn't so bad. 1.3185 0.05004 135 100 27 8
1211 Clifford couldn’t make the payments. 1.3185 0.05428 135 104 19 12
1212 The acoustics really make my bark sound fierce. 1.3182 0.04991 110 78 29 3
1213 You're a lot smaller than the last time I saw you, Clifford! 1.3182 0.04848 132 99 26 7
1214 We worked it out so I get the couch during the week and the owner sleeps here on weekends. 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
1215 Oh, I was expecting Clifford. 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
1216 You are right, everything is a mcmansion these days 1.3182 0.04727 132 95 32 5
1217 It's $14,000 a month to rent, with an option to mark your territory." 1.3182 0.04727 132 95 32 5
1218 Now I bunk with the giraffe. 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
1219 Wait until you see my car 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
1220 You want to visit my awesome fire hydrant? 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
1221 The salesperson said it's always better to buy a little more house than you need! 1.3182 0.05249 88 61 26 1
1222 the bark to sound amplification is unreal... 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1223 No, he moved back to Denmark. 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
1224 ...it's a long story. 1.3175 0.05480 126 96 20 10
1225 I heard that size matters! 1.3175 0.04867 126 91 30 5
1226 Gosh ! You are a nice looking dude ! 1.3173 0.05997 104 81 14 9
1227 The prior owner was a Saint Bernard. 1.3173 0.06151 104 80 15 9
1228 Who doesn't like high ceilings? 1.3173 0.05677 104 79 18 7
1229 My tower trumps the other guy's. 1.3172 0.04612 145 112 23 10
1230 I don’t care that it used to be an outhouse. It’s all about… location, location, location. 1.3171 0.05204 123 91 25 7
1231 Elias! Welcome to chateau bow wow. 1.3171 0.04663 123 87 33 3
1232 I'll bet you didn't no my father was a Great Dane. 1.3171 0.04941 123 89 29 5
1233 This was built for a really big dog or a very small husband. 1.3169 0.05132 142 108 23 11
1234 I used to fetch sticks. Now I fetch two hundred dollars a night for the room. 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1235 I’ve just never felt at home here. 1.3167 0.04877 120 86 30 4
1236 Talk about pressure! 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
1237 ‘Everyone said it was a mistake dating a giraffe, but we’re making it work…” 1.3163 0.06583 98 77 11 10
1238 it's my cousin's place, the Great Dane side of the family 1.3163 0.05349 98 70 25 3
1239 I'm a lucky dog. 1.3162 0.05100 117 85 27 5
1240 The Aspect Ratio was off but I kept it anyway. 1.3162 0.04802 117 85 28 4
1241 No, Fritz. Not Bauhaus. BauWOWhaus! 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
1242 This is just my pied-à-terre 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
1243 You should see the size of the toilet bowl! 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
1244 This is nothing. The cat's scratching post has an FAA-required red light on top. 1.3158 0.05033 114 82 28 4
1245 Nice, but I would have preferred more lateral space. 1.3158 0.05269 133 101 22 10
1246 Their last dog was a lot taller. 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
1247 Yea...I wish only prices of the houses to be rising high. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1248 The high ceilings are a great acoustic for howling. 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
1249 My roommate is a wolfhound 1.3154 0.04576 149 109 33 7
1250 I heard the last owner was a little husky. 1.3154 0.04765 130 94 31 5
1251 I bought from a dog named Clifford, why? 1.3154 0.05354 130 99 21 10
1252 I like the open concept and the vaulted ceilings, but there's just so much area to cover when marking my territory. 1.3154 0.04888 130 95 29 6
1253 Yeah, it's one of the perks of having an owner in constant fear of joining me. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1254 You could be the first to mark in this one. 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
1255 yeah, minor 3-D printer error 1.3153 0.04954 111 81 26 4
1256 My master was always in the doghouse anyway, so he figured “what the heck.” 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1257 I got it for a song from a horse in a hurry to move out of the city. 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1258 Bitcoin! 1.3150 0.05208 127 95 24 8
1259 We bought from a Great Dane...it's got lots of headroom! 1.3150 0.05208 127 95 24 8
1260 Are you sure that mastiff friend of yours is also enjoying the house swap? 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
1261 This area is zoned for high rises. 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
1262 I’m afraid to go back there. 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
1263 They used to have horses. 1.3148 0.05204 108 78 26 4
1264 That wolfhound sold it cheap. 1.3148 0.05204 108 78 26 4
1265 I'll give you a tour if you promise not to pee on the furniture. 1.3148 0.06121 108 84 14 10
1266 Previous owner was a Great Dane who left behind a bunch of great smells 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
1267 I'm sure I'll need to buy a ceiling fan. 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
1268 I thought they’d dance when I said: “raise the roof!” 1.3143 0.05948 105 80 17 8
1269 It's more house than we need, but I think we should take it. 1.3143 0.04871 140 104 28 8
1270 My Human has been spending more time in here lately... 1.3140 0.04984 121 88 28 5
1271 I'm house-sitting for the giraffe 1.3140 0.05253 121 90 24 7
1272 The howling acoustics are to die for. 1.3139 0.04605 137 99 33 5
1273 Dammit Dad, stop calling it a Fotomat! What's a Fotomat? 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
1274 Yep, got sent up to the big house. 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
1275 It's a complete waste of space. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
1276 My energy costs are through the roof 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
1277 Welcome to the Trump Doghouse - I'll see if my master is around. 1.3136 0.05734 118 91 17 10
1278 The Big Dog Will See You Now… 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
1279 Come meet my pet Great Dane. 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
1280 Every dog has his day spa. 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1281 Bark softly and carry a big stick 1.3131 0.05106 99 70 27 2
1282 Build the door for the stick you want not the stick you have 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1283 And we're having a fresco painted on the ceiling. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1284 It was an outhouse before the renovation. 1.3131 0.06031 99 75 17 7
1285 It was my owner's idea to get a big doghouse. He has to spend a lot of time here. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
1286 I got a good price for it from the old cemetery. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1287 I thought the measurements were in dog feet. 1.3125 0.06337 96 74 14 8
1288 It’s to impress the bitches. 1.3125 0.05953 112 87 15 10
1289 They're encouraging me to grow. 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1290 I know, but I need the space. 1.3125 0.04803 128 93 30 5
1291 - What happened to your house? - Inflation. 1.3120 0.05257 125 94 23 8
1292 My owner is into status symbols. 1.3120 0.05195 125 96 20 9
1293 Welcome to the Chihua Majal... 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1294 Trust me. We'll grow into it. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1295 You should see the hamster cage they own. 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
1296 My wife is expecting a lot of puppies. 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
1297 I won the lottery 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1298 I’d like you to meet my owner Kevin Durant. 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1299 This keeping up with the Giraffe's is bordering on the ridiculous. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
1300 If you can't run with the big dogs, move into their house when they're running. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
1301 They told me they were sending me up to the big house. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
1302 I figure we’ll grow into it. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
1303 It's by I. M. Shar-Pei 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
1304 It looked different on paper 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
1305 I designed it so my humans can come and go without bothering me.” 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1306 Of course we just call it a "house" 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1307 My wife is a giraffe. 1.3111 0.05619 90 65 22 3
1308 Well, I'm pretty tall when I stand on my adorableness. 1.3111 0.04639 135 103 26 6
1309 It's actually an ostrich house. He got it on sale. 1.3111 0.05201 135 103 22 10
1310 My wife is a Great Dane. 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
1311 Rusty, when you said High Rise, I had no idea you were serious. 1.3109 0.05692 119 92 17 10
1312 Winning the lottery hasn’t changed me a bit. Wanna chase some Porsches? 1.3109 0.05566 119 91 19 9
1313 Clifford doesn’t live here anymore. 1.3109 0.04884 119 86 29 4
1314 It was built for a chihuahua that rides a unicycle in the circus. 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1315 Can you believe it? My partner tells me I'm compensating for something. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1316 It’s nice, but there’s no barking anywhere nearby. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1317 Welcome to the big house. 1.3106 0.05060 132 99 25 8
1318 Remember, don't say anything about his ears. 1.3106 0.05060 132 99 25 8
1319 Ya, it's a bit of overkill but we wanted to make a statement. 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1320 Grandma & grandpa says I'll grow into it. 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
1321 Yes, but it's got a huge entrance fee. 1.3103 0.04807 116 83 30 3
1322 Most of my friends are Great Danes. I wanted them to feel welcome. 1.3101 0.05019 129 96 26 7
1323 Dating a giraffe has its perks. 1.3100 0.05631 100 73 21 5
1324 It's my nod to the Bow Wow House movement. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1325 I figured 'Why not a Dogthedral? 1.3100 0.05979 100 76 17 7
1326 I call it “Mara Doggo.” 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
1327 My architect studied with Snoopy 1.3100 0.05979 100 76 17 7
1328 We're puppies. We'll grow into it. 1.3099 0.05016 142 108 24 10
1329 It was once owned by Andre the Giant Schnauzer. 1.3095 0.06770 84 65 12 7
1330 the acoustics are so great,my bowWows! 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
1331 It's got lots of storage space and priced to sell. 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
1332 well this sure changes that old adage of being in the dog house 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1333 NFTs, my friend. NFTs. 1.3095 0.03978 126 96 27 3
1334 We've always wanted high ceilings. 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
1335 American design with Danish dimensions. 1.3093 0.06106 97 74 16 7
1336 So, I didn't know you lived in a high-rise. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1337 Has to be a cash deal. Everyone wants out of the city. 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
1338 All he got was the dog bowl. 1.3091 0.05883 110 85 16 9
1339 My human sometimes spends the night. 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
1340 So you like the big open door plan? 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
1341 Is that asking price based on a Trump estimation or an IRS investigation? 1.3091 0.05883 110 85 16 9
1342 I hear size matters in New York 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
1343 They said it was a tiny home. 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
1344 Let's just say, I've seen some things I wasn't meant to see.... 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
1345 Yeah, the cathedral entrance is a bit much. 1.3089 0.05049 123 91 26 6
1346 I like the space, but it is hell changing a ceiling light. 1.3089 0.05049 123 91 26 6
1347 Is this a mirror? 1.3088 0.05061 136 103 24 9
1348 Sure it's ground floor, but it's got really high ceilings. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1349 It's not a doghouse, it's THE doghouse. 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1350 It's for when Master has to join us 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1351 If you like this, you need to see my dog bowl. 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1352 I don’t plan on staying forever, just until I outgrow it 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1353 I've always had a phenomenally high arch. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1354 How many square paws? 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
1355 Housing lottery. Can you believe it? 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
1356 It’s a tall tail 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
1357 You get so much more square footage for the same money here in Hoboken. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1358 I really wanted something I could grow into. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
1359 I was spending so much time in the doghouse, I figured I'd remodel. 1.3083 0.04359 133 97 32 4
1360 Yeah, Bob's in the doghouse often enough that he decided to renovate. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1361 She kept the house, he got the giraffe. 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
1362 Maybe we'll grow into it? 1.3077 0.04925 117 85 28 4
1363 My name is Doggy Trump. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1364 I lied about my height on the application! 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1365 They've turned up the vertical -- but we still have the horizontal. 1.3077 0.05491 117 89 20 8
1366 You are correct, I am "The Big Dog." 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
1367 He still ducks to exit. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1368 Little dog, big attitude 1.3077 0.05110 91 64 26 1
1369 We’re planning on a large litter… 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
1370 Yeah, the previous owner outgrew it. 1.3077 0.04925 117 85 28 4
1371 Move over little dog, the tall, skinny dog is moving in. 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1372 This is what happens when you're really good at fetching. 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1373 My master usually joins me in the doghouse on a regular basis! 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1374 Getting the zoning variance took forever 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1375 It was the cathedral ceilings that sold me. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1376 One pill makes you larger And one pill makes you small, And the ones that mother gives you Don't do anything at all. 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1377 The specs got lost in translation. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1378 Three squares and a bed, but I miss the fire hydrants. 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1379 The ceiling height is great, just wish there were a few more windows. 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1380 My owner said he designed it for those nights when my mommy is mad at him. 1.3066 0.05029 137 104 24 9
1381 It has a small footprint, but it feels spacious. 1.3065 0.04746 124 90 30 4
1382 This leaves me lots of room for growth. 1.3065 0.04882 124 91 28 5
1383 All I said was 'roof,' and,well,the next thing I know... 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1384 I know it’s bigger than we need but with today’s low interest rates, how could we go wrong? 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1385 Apparently the last owner was some big celebrity. 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1386 Being married to a Great Dane has its advantages. 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1387 I don't even know what we are, let alone if we will need something this big. 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
1388 If they built it, we will grow! 1.3061 0.06223 98 76 14 8
1389 According to my realtor, it's a dog loft. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
1390 And just wait until you see my new kitchen - no cabinets, all the food is right on the floor. 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
1391 It's not the loneliness... it's the emptiness 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
1392 I’m here just to water the plants! 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1393 Well,they built a McMansion so I got a McDoghouse. 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
1394 The architect was Mies van der Ruff but the interior is bow-haus. 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
1395 It was built by a Danish guy. 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
1396 In this area, if you want more space, you have to go vertical. 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1397 I'll go get my hat. 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1398 My owner stays here when his girlfriend shouts. 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1399 You should see the newspaper! 1.3058 0.04958 121 89 27 5
1400 Why yes, my last name is Bezos! 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1401 It's a dog meet dog world. 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1402 So,I says to the previous tenant, you think you’re pretty great, Dane, don’t you? 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1403 It was designed by Mies van der Ruff. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1404 This is bigger than both of us. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
1405 Sometimes our owners fight; one always ends up in the doghouse. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
1406 It’s designed with my owner in mind, he spends more time in here than I do. 1.3050 0.04925 141 107 25 9
1407 Confession doesn't start for another hour. 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
1408 I told you to invest in Dogecoin ! 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1409 My owner in named Wilt Chamberlain 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1410 I shrank in the wash. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1411 You can imagine how difficult it is to special order a doggie door. 1.3048 0.04903 105 75 28 2
1412 The guy before me was a giraffe. 1.3047 0.05150 128 100 19 9
1413 As a small dog yourself, and a fellow descendant of wolves, you know we all think we're big dogs inside. 1.3047 0.05150 128 97 23 8
1414 Lebron likes to fill my water dish personally. 1.3047 0.05150 128 97 23 8
1415 Wait 'til you see *their* house! 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1416 I turned out to be the world's smallest Great Dane. 1.3043 0.05119 115 85 25 5
1417 Wait 'til you see the trampoline! 1.3043 0.05296 92 66 24 2
1418 The overhead is surprisingly low. 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
1419 Like it? It's been my pet project for years. 1.3043 0.06324 92 71 14 7
1420 Don’t worry, the place grows on you. 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
1421 I share with her husband from time to time. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1422 If you see Spot, run. 1.3040 0.05233 125 95 22 8
1423 Yeah, but precious little closet space. 1.3040 0.05233 125 95 22 8
1424 Maybe if you gave up belly rubs you could get one too 1.3040 0.04849 125 92 28 5
1425 My husband thinks he's a giraffe. 1.3040 0.04980 125 93 26 6
1426 If you like the high, vaulted ceilings, you should see the bone cellar. 1.3040 0.04980 125 93 26 6
1427 This is my aspirational doghouse. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
1428 On the Petfinder website, I said I was a newborn Mastiff. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
1429 I bought it from the Baskerville estate. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
1430 Yup. Ventilation. Good guess. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
1431 We moved in after the Borzoi's left. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
1432 Yeah, it’s pre-war dog house. 1.3039 0.04784 102 72 29 1
1433 The views are so so, but I love the high ceilings 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
1434 Conspicuous consumption! It's contagious. 1.3037 0.04734 135 100 29 6
1435 Yeah, you can get a bigger house in the suburbs, but the commute’s a killer. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1436 Open concept. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1437 There have been supply chain issues with Marvin Windows and Doors. 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
1438 I'm dog house sitting for Clifford. 1.3034 0.06667 89 70 11 8
1439 My butt's really big. 1.3033 0.05569 122 95 17 10
1440 You will grow in to it. 1.3033 0.05320 122 93 21 8
1441 I time share with a Great Dane. 1.3033 0.05569 122 95 17 10
1442 We needed the frisbee space. 1.3033 0.04923 122 90 27 5
1443 If you really want to mark your territory, I say make a statement. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1444 The latest "Accessibility Laws" now include giraffes! 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
1445 Did you find our house on Arf BnB? 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1446 Just chew on their socks and they let you stay here. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1447 High ceilings are necessary to compensate only having a one room house. 1.3030 0.04426 132 95 34 3
1448 My master ends up in the doghouse so often, I decided I needed a bigger place 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
1449 The high ceilings give me a sense of enormous importance. 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
1450 Wait till you see the dog bowl! 1.3030 0.05262 132 102 20 10
1451 Got a great deal from a Great Dane 1.3030 0.05151 132 101 22 9
1452 Come on in and check out my new chandelier. 1.3028 0.04058 142 110 25 7
1453 Snoop asked us to raise the roof 1.3028 0.05756 109 83 17 8
1454 I just filed my "Why I'm Leaving New York" column. 1.3028 0.05756 109 84 17 8
1455 This redefines what being in the doghouse means" 1.3028 0.05295 109 81 23 5
1456 I wanted my new place to have lots of natural light. 1.3028 0.04964 109 79 27 3
1457 If you bark, it barks back. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
1458 Howling echoes are perfect! 1.3025 0.05141 119 89 23 6
1459 When you’re small you gotta think big 1.3023 0.05459 129 101 17 11
1460 I suppose we will grow into it 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1461 I feel bigger than I look...you feel the same? 1.3022 0.04410 139 101 34 4
1462 It’s bau wow haus. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1463 I'm the big dog now 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
1464 Fifi and I love tall ceilings. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1465 Trust me, you want to get thrown in the dog house. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1466 What can I say — it’s been a good seven years. 1.3021 0.05155 96 69 25 2
1467 Eat the other side of Alice’s mushroom. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1468 Lairbnb. 1.3021 0.05155 96 69 25 2
1469 Trying to live up to expectations 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
1470 It's Danish. 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1471 What, no sniff good night? 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
1472 I bought it just before the Bitcoin crash. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
1473 They said it was the Taj Mahal of dog houses. 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
1474 It's more house than I need, but this entry just spoke to me. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1475 In the metaverse you can be any size you want. 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
1476 I know it looks big but mom says I'll grow into it 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1477 Stay inside, bark on the microphone, then just watch them run. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1478 They said I'd grow into it. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1479 It's a bitch to heat, unless you have a bitch *in* heat. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
1480 I had to get a zoning waiver. 1.3010 0.05038 103 77 22 4
1481 dawg! some crib you got here 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1482 Wait 'til you see the inside - it's a one-bedroom, four-fire hydrant loft. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
1483 There's no going back once you've experienced the grandeur of cathedral ceilings. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1484 Would you care to come in and see my itchings?" 1.3009 0.05745 113 88 16 9
1485 Tell me more about this cousin from Texas 1.3009 0.05881 113 89 14 10
1486 My mom said we'd grow into it. 1.3000 0.04822 120 90 23 5
1487 Things are looking up. 1.3000 0.04822 120 88 28 4
1488 For dinner tonight: Kibbles & Bitcoins. 1.3000 0.04749 120 90 25 5
1489 I'm not embarrassed to invite my friends over since we moved to the penthouse. 1.3000 0.05347 90 65 23 2
1490 Are they trying to make us look small? 1.3000 0.05108 90 64 25 1
1491 Someday my prince will come. 1.3000 0.05025 100 72 26 2
1492 Betty White bought it for me. 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
1493 Our architect was a supremacist with leanings towards delusions of grandeur 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1494 Go big or go home! Why not both? 1.3000 0.05855 110 86 15 9
1495 Moving out of the city was the best thing I ever did. 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
1496 Being in the doghouse isn’t that bad 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
1497 The former occupant was often her last husband. 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
1498 It looked smaller on StreetEasy. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
1499 It costs a fortune to heat, but you know Rover: he's always got to keep up with the Browns. 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
1500 I have to host my owner on most nights. 1.2992 0.05513 127 100 16 11
1501 He's in here so often, she figured we might as well resize the doorway. 1.2992 0.04784 127 96 25 6
1502 You should see the supper dish 1.2991 0.05328 117 89 21 7
1503 You should smell the inside! 1.2991 0.05598 117 91 17 9
1504 Yeah, my new roommate is a Great Dane. 1.2991 0.04743 117 85 29 3
1505 The guy I'm replacing was a sentry boxer. 1.2991 0.05598 117 91 17 9
1506 Now I see why you spend so much time in the doghouse. 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1507 I know it's weird, but wait until you meet my house mate. 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1508 Keeping up with the Rexes ain’t easy 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
1509 I told her, "I'm in the doghouse," as if it were a bad thing. 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
1510 Yeah, that spoiled bitch got my bone collection, but I got to keep the doghouse, so voilà! 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
1511 'Your father can't possibly be a Great Dane, your father can't possibly be a Great Dane.' I am so tired of hearing it. Maybe NOW they'll believe me. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1512 My 'bite-coin' investment really took off last year. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1513 The architect is French. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1514 The furniture isn't in yet so there's ton's of space for us to chase our tails. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1515 I know the roofing is a little odd, but this was the only house for leash. 1.2990 0.06581 97 78 9 10
1516 My giraffe loves it! 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1517 It's more space than I need. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1518 I'm just waiting for the trampoline 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1519 I’m hoping to grow into it. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1520 I call it 'Hump Tower.' 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1521 They deliver my Costco fire hydrant in the morning. 1.2984 0.04856 124 92 27 5
1522 Having Shaq as an owner does have its perqs. 1.2984 0.05119 124 94 23 7
1523 No, silly, it’s not an outhouse…there’s no door. 1.2984 0.04856 124 92 27 5
1524 I heard a Great Dane is moving in with us. 1.2984 0.05245 124 95 21 8
1525 I'm renting out the spare room to a Great Dane. 1.2984 0.04856 124 92 27 5
1526 They gave me a raise 1.2984 0.04856 124 92 27 5
1527 You should see my hat! 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
1528 See what I mean Eddy? this place is screaming for a nice clerestory window! 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1529 It's just a more acceptable way of showing dominance these days. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1530 Sure, it's got a nice view of the dog park but it's a pain when the elevator goes out. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1531 Some dogs are more equal than others. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1532 It has 12-feet ceilings and a private entrance, but unfortunately the landlord doesn’t allow pets. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1533 You can’t appreciate the vaulted ceiling until you’re on the trampoline. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1534 Build for the Dog you want to be, not the Dog you are 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1535 2400 square feet and two hydrants. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1536 …and I got a great deal because the previous owner had to move back to Africa. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1537 The high ceilings help with my depression - or maybe it's just the worm medicine. 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
1538 We needed room for the fire hydrant. 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
1539 You can come in but I can't promise you that my wife won't eat you. 1.2975 0.05202 121 92 22 7
1540 I just love the cathedral ceiling and the open architecture concept 1.2975 0.04930 121 92 23 6
1541 Nicest one on the block, I'm told. If you're gonna run with the big dogs... 1.2973 0.05214 111 83 23 5
1542 Just wait til you see their toilet bowls. 1.2973 0.05214 111 83 23 5
1543 Clifford just moved out. 1.2973 0.05808 111 87 15 9
1544 Come on in! I've got the place to myself for the weekend. 1.2973 0.05054 111 82 25 4
1545 I only date tall guys" 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
1546 As my real estate agent said, "You can never have too much house". 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1547 The realtor described this as ‘something to grow into’. 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
1548 The DHOA is giving me hell. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1549 This is what happens when you can find the instructions in every language except your own. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1550 I’m just waiting for my growth spurt. 1.2970 0.04984 101 73 26 2
1551 Yes I know Don -- it's called a Barn Conversion 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
1552 Wait, I have 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1553 they promised me this for being a pandemic puppy! 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
1554 I broke my old leash. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1555 I bought the larger unit which comes with hydrants and trees. 1.2969 0.05245 128 99 20 9
1556 They had a great dane before me. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1557 I know what you're going to say. It's too much house. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1558 The previous owner was a Great Dane. I got a ladder for the water bowl and converted it to a swimming pool. I'm adding an open loft here, and then I'm gonna flip the whole place while it's still a seller's market. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1559 It gives me perspective. 1.2967 0.05062 91 65 25 1
1560 Technically, it’s only 300 square feet. 1.2966 0.05008 118 88 25 5
1561 In case you were wondering, I'm married to a Great Dane! 1.2966 0.05424 118 91 19 8
1562 Sublet. 1.2966 0.05424 118 91 19 8
1563 I don't want to offend any Great Danes. 1.2966 0.05008 118 88 25 5
1564 When I’m not here, my owners rent it out as an airbnb. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1565 I used to have roommates, but someone let the dogs out 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
1566 It's for the husband. 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
1567 I leave a small footprint without getting into the tiny house fad. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1568 There's enough room to swing a cat 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1569 Of course it's pre-war. 1.2960 0.04687 125 92 29 4
1570 My bark is worse than my height. 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1571 Just imagine how much this would cost if it was in Manhattan! 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1572 Yeah, the ol' ball and chain is mad at me, but Home Depot is really stepping up the game with these quarantine home renovation projects. 1.2957 0.04779 115 86 25 4
1573 You're not Clifford. 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
1574 And where's the golden fire hydrant that orange man said came with this dump? 1.2957 0.05380 115 88 20 7
1575 Because my big house makes the "Beware of Dog" sign scarier. 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
1576 After I saw "Citizen Kane" I just HAD to have this place. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1577 Perception is reality my friend. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1578 I'm applying for the guide dog job. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1579 This was the most ostentatious display of wealth my owners could afford while the market’s down. 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
1580 It belonged to the former president. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1581 Clifford's a good friend... he wouldn't mind me showing you around. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1582 It's roomy and you can jump on the beds. 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1583 My human practically lives in the doghouse 1.2952 0.04673 105 75 29 1
1584 My new partner is a Great Dane. 1.2952 0.05228 105 78 23 4
1585 Come back later. The Board still hasn't decided. 1.2952 0.05050 105 77 25 3
1586 Do they think we are Great Danes 1.2951 0.05294 122 94 20 8
1587 Welcome to the Paws Mahal! 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
1588 Thank you. It was the home of Shaquille O'Neil's Irish Wolfhound. 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
1589 Watch your head as you step inside. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1590 It’s a bit sparse. I bit off more than I can chew. 1.2947 0.04935 95 68 26 1
1591 I became obsessed with status and joined the bark side. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1592 I heard, 'Go big or go home' and I thought, why not both? 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
1593 The McMansion market is ridiculously inflated right now. Let's cash out while we can! 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
1594 It has to fit my master who is in here a lot. 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
1595 It was all fun and games until we got to obedience school, 1.2946 0.05016 112 83 25 4
1596 You Boosted? 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
1597 They always threatened to send me to the big house. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1598 I'm expecting a growth spurt. 1.2941 0.06007 102 80 14 8
1599 It's my ambition to be the Tall Dog in these parts! 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1600 Bought it from a tall dog who needed the cash to defend a bunch of paternity suits 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
1601 He's spending a lot of time here now, so he remodeled. 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
1602 Nothing but the Best for my sweetheart 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
1603 They heard my bark before they saw me. 1.2936 0.04929 109 80 26 3
1604 It's more like a pied-a-turd." 1.2936 0.05422 109 83 20 6
1605 Clifford’s at the city pound again, so we’ve got the whole house to ourselves this weekend. 1.2936 0.05576 109 84 18 7
1606 I was going to flip it, but I ended up falling hard for the vaulted ceiling. 1.2936 0.05576 109 84 18 7
1607 Their pet giraffe didn't work out. 1.2936 0.05576 109 84 18 7
1608 He intended it for a St. Bernard, but she says it fits my ego. 1.2936 0.05576 109 84 18 7
1609 My fiancee is a greyhound. 1.2936 0.04929 109 80 26 3
1610 My human spends a lot of time in the Dog House 1.2936 0.05263 109 82 22 5
1611 We're stepping up in the world but we're still not eating people food. 1.2936 0.05873 109 86 14 9
1612 Life isn't easy for a chihuahuadoodle. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1613 You can come in, but please don’t drag your butt on the floor. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
1614 It's not a duplex, it's a "how can I give my neighbor dog an inferiority complex". 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1615 The previous owner had humans. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1616 Welcome to the big house, bitch! 1.2931 0.05613 116 91 16 9
1617 The Master will see you now. 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 24 5
1618 It's for when I get my back up. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1619 This is nothing. My owner’s turtle has an indoor olympic-sized pool. 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
1620 You wouldn't believe the size of the toilet bowl. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
1621 I told the architect I really wanted something that spoke to my insecurities 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
1622 I know.....can you believe it started out as a dog crate fixer upper? 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
1623 Everyone on my wife's side of the family is tall. 1.2929 0.05026 99 74 22 3
1624 It has an incredible view of all the best bushes in the park. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
1625 It keeps the cats away! 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
1626 You really do get more space in the suburbs 1.2927 0.04861 123 92 26 5
1627 I kept the contractor on a leash. 1.2927 0.04579 123 90 30 3
1628 Clifford? Yeah he runs this Airbnb. 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1629 I like the high ceilings, but heating it is a bitch. No offense. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1630 You asked for high ceilings 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
1631 A bit austere, yes, but considered the pinnacle of Bow-wow-wow-haus design. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1632 Sometimes the doghouse ain't so bad. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1633 I love my new home, but wait till you see the stick I have to fetch 1.2921 0.06432 89 70 12 7
1634 I told you Dogecoin was gonna buy me a new house 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1635 Come in and see my tree. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1636 Woofers welcome--this place has great acoustics. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1637 The only drawback is that there is no place to walk my human. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1638 When the realtor said it had "impressive square footage," I kind of assumed she meant horizontally. 1.2920 0.05134 113 84 23 5
1639 Your renovations really open the place up! 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1640 Had it designed to allow my Irish Wolfhound cousins to visit. 1.2920 0.05286 113 85 21 6
1641 Duke took the stilts and ran off with the circus. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
1642 The previous owner left a bunch of red fur everywhere. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1643 That Doggie-coin crypto currency idea of yours really paid off! 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1644 I like to make a big entrance. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
1645 Wanna see my obelisk collection? 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1646 Have you been boinking that great dane again? 1.2913 0.05257 127 99 19 9
1647 It's not the size of the dog in the house 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1648 I'm subletting from a Great Dane who's wintering in Europe this year. 1.2913 0.05094 103 76 24 3
1649 I’m finally living the high life. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1650 My in-laws are giraffes 1.2913 0.05955 103 81 14 8
1651 The improved acoustics let my howling keep awake the entire city. 1.2913 0.05627 103 79 18 6
1652 Out there I’m just a chihuahua. But in here I’m King Leopold van Huahuachi, Supreme Commander and Lord of the Manor. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1653 I like how you repurposed the tissue box. 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
1654 She's always sending him to the dog house, so he raised the roof. 1.2910 0.05171 134 105 19 10
1655 My girlfriend's a Russian Wolfhound. 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1656 Well done, Jeff. A big screen TV makes life bearable when you are in the doghouse. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1657 Everything is larger than life in Trump world! 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1658 Care to try out my telephone pole? 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1659 On the weekend rate we provide a complimentary, inside water bowl and bones buried in all the usual places. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1660 Going up was cheaper than going out..... 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1661 I guess I've just been a very good boy. 1.2907 0.06589 86 68 11 7
1662 We’re having the Humans over! 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1663 Come check out the indoor trampoline! 1.2907 0.05196 86 62 23 1
1664 I was an early investor in Dogecoin. 1.2906 0.05014 117 88 24 5
1665 They told the contractor I’m still growing. 1.2906 0.04711 117 86 28 3
1666 Love your cathedral ceiling’ 1.2906 0.05437 117 91 18 8
1667 I have a large extended family. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1668 Yes, I'm an outdoor dog. But I also enjoy the indoor lifestyle. 1.2900 0.06079 100 79 13 8
1669 We're thinking of downsizing. 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
1670 you don't ask, you don't get. 1.2900 0.05559 100 79 15 6
1671 In a few years, this will be ocean-front property! 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1672 I see you have a big house, need a roommate? 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
1673 It's all about the chandelier. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1674 I know I was a disappointment to them. 1.2900 0.05911 100 78 15 7
1675 You should see the bathrooms! 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1676 I would have been happy with a rancher but Bernard insisted on high ceilings. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1677 You absolute HAVE to see the chandeliers. 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1678 Wait until you see the fire hydrant! 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1679 What it lacks in comfort, it makes up for with something called Status. 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1680 When I grow up I'm going to be a Great Dane. 1.2897 0.04970 107 79 25 3
1681 You can come in now, the wife let him back in the house” 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1682 Snoop Dog said to raise the roof. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1683 When you win the lottery, the first thing you do is buy a big house. 1.2895 0.05246 114 87 21 6
1684 We can get a much taller Christmas tree this year! 1.2895 0.05246 114 87 21 6
1685 You think this is big, you should see the real estate taxes! 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1686 It's called 'the crime fighter.' The high ceiling makes your bark sound bigger than your bite. Cool, huh? 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1687 The vaulted ceiling were a real treat! 1.2895 0.04941 114 85 25 4
1688 I had to! My human kept banging his head on the old one... 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
1689 Sorry, the giraffe's not home. 1.2895 0.05246 114 87 21 6
1690 The zoning laws are full of loopholes. 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
1691 Bones just taste better when you carry them vertical. 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
1692 They're calling it an English Gothic, but seems more Great Dane to me. 1.2893 0.05559 121 96 15 10
1693 Better ventilation. 1.2892 0.05292 83 60 22 1
1694 You need to check the y-axis setting on the 3d printer. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1695 With the quintuplets on the way, Gladys and I decided we needed more space. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1696 I'm just the house sitter but it beats sniffing dog ass in Tribeca. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1697 My owner is “in the Dog House” so often, he upsized ! 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
1698 And besides high ceilings, it has granite countertops! 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1699 I know we wanted to live in a high rise, but this is insane 1.2889 0.04567 135 101 29 5
1700 Do you ever wonder if it’s more dog house than you need? 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1701 I like it. There's room to grow. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1702 Selling this house will be a tall order 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
1703 My human's partner makes him stay in here a lot. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
1704 It's an optical illusion. Donald said make it look big for the banks and small for the tax guy. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
1705 He says it's for me but he's spent almost the entire pandemic in here. Crying mostly. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
1706 I am used to the metric system. 1.2885 0.04864 104 81 18 5
1707 Yeah, the views are great. But changing lightbulbs is a b*tch. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1708 Sorry, I can’t let you in without a rabies shot but you’re free enjoy our patio. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1709 Wait till you see the bone. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1710 I needed the extra space for my Calder. 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
1711 Watch your head big dog. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1712 I call it a “human door” 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1713 It's really so much more convenient than opening it every time my human wants to go out. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1714 You’ve come a long way since our days in the pound. 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
1715 I know, I know. But the acoustics are amazing. 1.2881 0.04830 118 88 26 4
1716 Sure it's just a doghouse, but it makes me feel like the Pope. 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
1717 I'll sign a one year leash. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1718 I think it’s for bad husbands. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1719 I'm thinking about downsizing. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1720 Size matters! 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1721 It was awfully nice of Clifford to include me in his will. 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
1722 He went back to Denmark. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1723 It's not the size of the dog in the dog house, but the size of the dog house the dog is living in. 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
1724 Oh, I hadn't noticed. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
1725 This one should keep the roof Snoopy-free. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1726 I am taking Growth Hormones. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1727 It's for a reality show. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
1728 Between me and my ego, there's no room for you. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
1729 Should I have my house this re-stuccoed, or would that be overkill? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1730 It was this or an overpriced, unnecessary sports car. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
1731 The design is art dogo. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1732 Shaq gets sent here a lot! 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
1733 Imagine all the giraffe parties we can host 1.2871 0.06026 101 80 13 8
1734 OK, so, I am an Emotional Support Pet for the Knicks. Does that explain it? 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1735 I still have to go outside to pee. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1736 Come on in, we’ll be fine as long as we’re gone before he gets home. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1737 I’m telling you — it’s not oversized, it has big bones. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1738 "That's odd, it's listed as a low-overhead rental." 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
1739 The Greyhound who designed it fell on ruff times. 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
1740 I built this for my fiancé -- she's a St. Bernard. 1.2870 0.05350 115 89 19 7
1741 Right before the divorce, he built it for just us. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
1742 Have you seen the cute little human house in the back yard? 1.2868 0.04946 129 99 23 7
1743 It's a split-level doghouse that I share with a giraffe. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1744 I'm a rescue -- their great dane died. 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
1745 I know I’m a Dachshund but he thinks I’ll grow into it! He’s made a Mastiff mistake.. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1746 I’m thinking about putting in an elevator 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1747 Wait till you hear the pipe organ. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1748 What was that line right after " one pill makes you larger...."? 1.2857 0.05182 133 105 18 10
1749 Thanks. But the property taxes are killer. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1750 It's actually a duplex. Upstairs neighbors are birds 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1751 It just started to grow on me 1.2857 0.05279 105 82 17 6
1752 Of course I didn't earn this. I inherited it like all the other lucky dogs. 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1753 It's for my human. Convenient, right? 1.2857 0.04648 112 82 28 2
1754 My partner's a GreatDane 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
1755 I prefer to think of it as aspirational. 1.2857 0.04982 112 84 24 4
1756 And this is the servant's entrance. 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1757 I traded up. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1758 Yeah, the previous owner was in the movies, but they wouldn't disclose his identity. 1.2857 0.04734 112 88 15 6
1759 You should see the crown molding 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1760 It’s a sublet from the Dane family. 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1761 Ten foot ceilings are so 2020. 1.2857 0.05855 105 83 14 8
1762 No I am not a dog with a tall tail. 1.2857 0.05012 105 78 24 3
1763 All in all,I'd rather be in the old dog house. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1764 It was originally built for master, who keeps finding himself in the dog house! 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1765 You won’t believe the size of the bed. 1.2857 0.04920 105 82 18 5
1766 Yeah, hard to keep rain out but, man, when the sun comes through the door... 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1767 Check out the new doghouse my owner built during quarantine! 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
1768 My parents thought I'd be taller 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1769 I understand the design instruction included: "allow for Gaffes in your details!" 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
1770 But in 210 dog years, it'll be all ours! 1.2857 0.05733 112 89 14 9
1771 Andre the giant used to live here. 1.2857 0.05906 91 69 16 5
1772 And with my work-from-home stipend, I gave myself a treat. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1773 His father is a Dobermann 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1774 Wait until you see the fire hydrants out here! 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1775 It was easy. I just barked less and wagged more. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1776 For tax purposes, it's really tiny. But it's even bigger if I need a loan. 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
1777 You should see the people house. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
1778 Next upgrade will be a toilet for drinking water on demand. 1.2846 0.04399 123 90 31 2
1779 I can’t afford any furniture yet! 1.2846 0.04692 123 92 27 4
1780 Unlike most dogs, I understand psychology. 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
1781 That’s a lot of overhead to carry in today’s market. 1.2845 0.04631 116 91 20 5
1782 I do have a pretty high ruff! 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1783 It's growing on me. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1784 That's what she said. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1785 Do you have a moment to talk about the church of Jesus Christ and latter-day dogs? 1.2844 0.05842 109 87 13 9
1786 And get this….it’s rent controlled. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1787 C'mon in,Lulu. My hubby,Great Dane,is in the back. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1788 No joke? A basketball court?? 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1789 We wanted to be the smallest house in a better neighborhood, but it’s a tough market. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1790 My family believes even a dog should have an open concept home. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1791 I got the tall model so I could attract a tall model. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
1792 I'm more of a backdoor fan. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
1793 Yeah it’s nice, but they still won’t let us in the house. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
1794 Told you a big bark pays off in the end. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
1795 The only downside is it echoes when I bark. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1796 Oh, I'm just house sitting. The real owner is a Russian olibark. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
1797 Mom warned me there would be growth spurts. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1798 I’m putting my Clifford poster on the back wall. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
1799 It’s a mixed marriage. My husband’s a giraffe. 1.2842 0.06290 95 76 11 8
1800 I don't really need the extra space, but I don't have to hang out at those proletarian dog parks anymore. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
1801 Thanks. The high ceilings really sold me. 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
1802 My very own highrise! 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1803 And there's plenty of room for a treadmill. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1804 Don’t let the cat know I got the better end of the deal! 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
1805 The human needs to fit in here sometimes, too. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1806 I really love the 12’ ceilings 1.2833 0.04457 120 88 30 2
1807 It's drafty, but you smell everything. 1.2833 0.05317 120 94 18 8
1808 In my other life I used to be a Great Dane. 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
1809 They were hoping for an Afghan 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
1810 Its open concept 1.2832 0.05254 113 87 20 6
1811 Who can explain the mind of humans? 1.2832 0.05254 113 87 20 6
1812 Affordable? Yes! 1.2832 0.05102 113 86 22 5
1813 Wait until you see the size of the toilet bowl! 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1814 He thought I was bigger, he didnt read the details online. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1815 I raised the woof to a whole new level. Ventilation y’know. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1816 I’m hoping to attract an Irish Wolfhound. 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1817 Bow. Wow. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1818 I converted to Catholicism . 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1819 Sure,but,I’m gonna flip it for the upscale market. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1820 Really provides the wall space I need to hang my cat art”. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1821 ‘’You won’t believe who needs a security animal.” 1.2828 0.04771 99 72 26 1
1822 The previous owners were Danish 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1823 We moved out of the city for the space, so we figured, why not live a little? 1.2826 0.06434 92 74 10 8
1824 I know it's not much, but it has plenty of head room 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
1825 It's the latest in open concept. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1826 I was fine with the old one." 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1827 Trump built it 1.2826 0.05426 92 74 13 5
1828 I often have sleepovers when my Humans have a spat. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1829 come on in and grab a bowl of beer before the big game … oh, and wait ‘til you see my new 75 inch tv 1.2824 0.04758 131 100 25 6
1830 It has the open concept we've always wanted." 1.2824 0.04372 131 97 31 3
1831 Long story, but I've started seeing a mastiff. 1.2824 0.05189 85 62 22 1
1832 I told the bank it was worth $1 million but I carry it at $100 on my tax return. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1833 The builder specializes in cathedrals 1.2823 0.05317 124 98 17 9
1834 I guess I just thought you meant you were in jail 1.2823 0.05317 124 98 17 9
1835 The neighbors hate it. 1.2821 0.04677 117 87 27 3
1836 I've got an artistic cat coming in from the East Village to recreate the Sistine Chapel. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
1837 The vaulted ceilings make it seem so spacious! 1.2821 0.05543 117 93 15 9
1838 My first husband was a Great Dane 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
1839 Dream big, lucky! 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
1840 These days, best I could find on the market was a place for an Afghan Hound. 1.2821 0.04677 117 89 24 4
1841 Well sure, the heating bills are sky high, but it's so close to the city! 1.2821 0.04517 117 86 29 2
1842 And did you see my water dish? It has a diving board! 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
1843 Come on in. Look around. It's sort of Marmaduke Meets The Arc de Triomph. 1.2818 0.05346 110 87 16 7
1844 The former owner was a Great Dane,but I think we can make it work. 1.2818 0.05649 110 87 15 8
1845 I rented it from a Great Dane. 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
1846 Doggy Realty describes this as a repurposed Knicks locker room, 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1847 It's a high-ceiling single so I also built a loft! 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
1848 Because it’s tall and narrow, it will be easy to flip. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1849 They fail to realize that I'm a minimalist. 1.2816 0.04959 103 79 20 4
1850 We’re thinking about downsizing now that all the pups are out of the house. 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1851 When it’s big dog time, fake it ’til you make it. 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1852 ‘Got room for one more?’’ 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1853 You and I both know the whole tiny house thing is overrated. 1.2816 0.05921 103 82 13 7
1854 That’s right; my dad’s Clifford the Tall Thin Dog. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1855 Sure we'll miss the restaurants, but look at this ceiling height! 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1856 They're gonna replace me with a giraffe. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
1857 I guess my great uncle built it, he's Danish, you know? 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1858 Let’s get out of here. We do not want to here when he gets back. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1859 It suits my big-dog attitude. 1.2812 0.04698 128 97 26 5
1860 It's a dog market. 1.2812 0.04953 128 99 22 7
1861 The experts call it ‘Doberman envy.’ 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
1862 wait until you see the penthouse 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1863 Everything was great until the giraffe moved in. 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
1864 Wanna check out the new TV? 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1865 My stilts are back in the corner. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
1866 We were inspired by the neighborhood's high-rise aesthetic. 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
1867 Doghouse style never goes out of fashion 1.2807 0.05503 114 90 16 8
1868 I heard a rumor that we will grow into it. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1869 What do you expect when your owner is an architect? 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1870 Because I'm a good dog. 1.2805 0.05285 82 60 21 1
1871 Dog House membership card, please. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1872 You should see my water bowl. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1873 From my Great-Aunt Amelia's estate,actually; it's a pre-war. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1874 You can sleep upstairs. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1875 I got a great deal on it from a highly motivated Greyhound. 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
1876 How’s life in the giraffe house? 1.2800 0.05333 100 75 20 4
1877 The in-laws are staying 1.2800 0.04940 100 74 24 2
1878 I asked fora place with a great room, not a Great Dane room. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1879 It’s just one of those things you get used to when you date a giraffe 1.2800 0.06990 75 60 9 6
1880 What do you mean I have a little dog complex? 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1881 I am preparing for my species reassignment surgery 1.2797 0.05231 118 92 19 7
1882 My first husband was taller then you. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
1883 Thanks for coming. Let me show you where I want the chandelier… 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1884 I have a very large ego. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1885 I guess every dog really does have his day. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
1886 My last girlfriend was tall. 1.2793 0.05147 111 85 21 5
1887 I'm loving this open floor plan. 1.2793 0.04985 111 84 23 4
1888 I may be small but I am still scary. 1.2793 0.05147 111 85 21 5
1889 Charley, the big one of us that walks on his back legs didn't come in to work today. 1.2793 0.05456 111 87 17 7
1890 Come, let's worship our God. 1.2793 0.05456 111 87 17 7
1891 Watch your head on the way in. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1892 Yup, they're getting a great dane. 1.2791 0.05139 86 63 22 1
1893 Yes my owner has a spaceship too. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1894 Live like the dog you WANT to be! 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
1895 I had the blade removed when I imported it from France. 1.2791 0.04666 129 107 14 8
1896 I said ‘great view’ and ‘Danish Modern’. My realtor heard ‘Great Dane’. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
1897 I know. I know. The vaulted ceiling makes me feel so small. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1898 Farting is just hot air and it rises, brilliant eh!? 1.2788 0.05543 104 83 14 7
1899 He has a bit of a Napoleon complex, but he's sweet. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1900 Remember our old place when we could never reciprocate and have the Dobermans over? 1.2787 0.04836 122 93 24 5
1901 My wife wanted high ceilings. 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
1902 He’s not here. 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
1903 You think I’m tall…you should see my boyfriend… 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1904 Welcome to Notre Dog cathedral. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1905 I get tired just thinking about cleaning it 1.2784 0.04690 97 73 22 2
1906 Giraffs, of course. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1907 I'm feeling good...ya know what they say, Eight is the new Seven! 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1908 The entrance was just right until everyone wanted miniatures of my breed. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1909 I sure am glad I misunderstood the judge when he said I was going to "The Big House." 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
1910 The previous owner got too big for this place. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
1911 Big house. Small bark. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
1912 Remember how I said your bark was bigger than your bite? 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1913 Yeah, it's a bit drafty, but check out my heated tile floors, bitch. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1914 Sure, it’s big, but is it us? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1915 Someone will just build a bigger one.... 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1916 With my new place I can have visitors of all heights. 1.2778 0.03926 126 99 21 4
1917 I told them I was a Great Dane. Party’s at 7.” -Alison K. Burns, Salisbury Massachusett 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1918 By the time it was done we couldn’t afford a door. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
1919 And you should see the fire hydrant! 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1920 The interest rates were so low and the realtor said I could afford it. 1.2778 0.04429 108 86 17 5
1921 My advice to you is never be owned by an architect. 1.2778 0.04865 126 97 23 6
1922 No more “watch your head!” 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1923 What the...? 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1924 Seems we need to dress for dinner. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1925 My human stays a lot. 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
1926 It's the servant's entrance. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1927 Room to grow. 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1928 I found it on Zillo 1.2778 0.04713 108 80 26 2
1929 Adopted a rescue. You never know how tall they’ll get. 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1930 I’m hoping to hook up with a Great Dane. 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
1931 When you belong to a billionaire, being confined to the doghouse isn't so bad. 1.2773 0.04611 119 89 27 3
1932 Why the long facade? 1.2772 0.06153 101 82 10 9
1933 What do you mean, a “McMansion”!? 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1934 In this city, the only thing you can do is build up! 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1935 Yeah, it's spacious but I've got a bone to pick with the realtor. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1936 Working from home's great, but the squirrels are a real distraction. 1.2772 0.04476 101 73 28 0
1937 Yeah, I could donate to the shelter, but you only live once. 1.2771 0.05231 83 61 21 1
1938 Seriously I have no idea why in the Doghouse has a negative connotation. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1939 This model has cathedral ceilings. 1.2769 0.04370 130 99 27 4
1940 I told you, everything's bigger in texas. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
1941 I found it on Craigslist. It used to belong to a Great Dane. 1.2768 0.04610 112 83 27 2
1942 Well, Rex…my fetchin’ days are over now. 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
1943 My wife's family are Saint Bernards. 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
1944 Originally it was a posh guesthouse, but it went to the dogs. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1945 I'm from a long line of Great Danes. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1946 You should see his neckties. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1947 It also has to fit her husband. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1948 It has an open floor plan, cathedral ceiling, and the bathroom affords spectacular views of the city. 1.2766 0.06126 94 75 12 7
1949 You know, you always can get more space for your money if you move further out of midtown…no bones about it. 1.2764 0.05328 123 98 16 9
1950 You should see my food dish. 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
1951 I own the air rights,too. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1952 My father was an Irish Wolfhound." 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
1953 they call it neoclassical 1.2762 0.04784 105 78 25 2
1954 It’s a natural mistake, but the giraffe family lives next door. 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
1955 He's still in Denmark... 1.2762 0.04784 105 78 25 2
1956 Do you thinking adding a transom would be too much? 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1957 The size compensates for my tiny tail. 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
1958 I'm subletting it from an Irish Wolfhound. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
1959 It’s a comforting space, but it does have a draft. 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
1960 It use to be a Trump Tower 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
1961 There were supply chain issues with the dog house, so they just got me a regular house. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
1962 I made a killing on crypto and cashed out just in time. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
1963 Great for the entertaining, but I am worried about the commute. 1.2759 0.04534 87 67 18 2
1964 I feel like I finally have a dog HOME. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
1965 I had to. Otherwise, I couldn't get the TV inside. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
1966 The smaller one was cozier, but it no longer fit the neighborhood. 1.2755 0.04979 98 75 20 3
1967 It’s all about looking like you’ll get big. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1968 My boyfriend is a mastiff. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1969 It's to accommodate my human. He seems to really get into that 'man's best friend' scenario. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1970 The permits came through! I'm converting it into condos. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1971 The dog house is big enough for our dad since he's out here all the time. 1.2755 0.04763 98 72 25 1
1972 Now they're allowing high rises in the suburbs... 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1973 It's drafty. 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1974 My ex is a Great Dane. I got the house. 1.2752 0.05662 109 87 14 8
1975 You see hun, I don’t mind being in the doghouse. 1.2752 0.04676 109 81 26 2
1976 Yes. Everyone in New York City lives in a high end designer apartment. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1977 This is what happens when the court awards shared custody. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1978 You think this place is big... Wait'll you meet my new boyfriend! 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
1979 You should see my Hamptons house 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1980 The cathedral ceilings make it a bitch-pardon the expression -to heat. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1981 Clifford and I broke up, but it’s too expensive to renovate again at this point. 1.2750 0.05153 120 94 19 7
1982 I'm betting big on Bauhaus. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1983 Don't you love this large entryway; it lets in so many smells! 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1984 Rent is cheaper on this side of the river. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
1985 It was built in the 1980's. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1986 Nice high ceilings and Western exposure! 1.2746 0.04596 142 110 25 7
1987 What makes you think there's an elephant in the room we're not talking about? 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1988 I'm going to be a big boy. A big big boy. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1989 This one even has a bidet ! 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1990 It’s a bit drafty, but we love it. 1.2745 0.05771 102 81 14 7
1991 Do you mind wiping your ass on the carpet before you come in? 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1992 The place is all mine, until the giraffe gets back from Fort Lauderdale. 1.2743 0.04989 113 89 18 6
1993 Some say it's the size of the fight in the dog, I say it's the size of the dog house. 1.2743 0.04575 113 84 27 2
1994 Yeah, you have to book way in advance, Clifford's an Airbnb super host now. 1.2742 0.05164 124 98 18 8
1995 While the giraffe's away, the dogs will play! 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
1996 I bet you didn't know this used to be Clifford's place. 1.2740 0.06248 73 55 14 3
1997 It's an investment property. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
1998 It's roomy with that open concept design... 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1999 When I joined the Queen’s Guard, they let me keep the house, but they wouldn’t let me wear the hat. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2000 Ever made it with a giraffe? 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2001 My dog! Welcome to the big house 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2002 It’s a 30-year mortgage, but in dog years. 1.2737 0.06068 95 76 12 7
2003 My owner works in tech. 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
2004 …and it’s “runt” controlled 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
2005 I can’t believe it either! 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
2006 The sky's the limit! Well, that and the electric fence. 1.2737 0.04836 95 72 21 2
2007 I bought it because I could 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
2008 Come on in. The Big Dog is not here. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
2009 We got lucky, the previous owner needed to move to Baskerville 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
2010 I’ve been sniffing around crypto for awhile now. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
2011 It has a deterrent effect. 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
2012 It's a German design; Bau-Wau Haus. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
2013 They said something about the dog you want not the dog you have. 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
2014 I'm suing for fraud. They calculated the square footage as height times length. 1.2736 0.05613 106 84 15 7
2015 They said dogecoin was a joke—well, I'm the one laughing now. 1.2736 0.05925 106 86 11 9
2016 I figure a vaulted door and ceiling gives the place some class. 1.2736 0.04351 106 80 25 1
2017 Turns out I'm one sixty-fourth Great Dane, so I qualified. 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
2018 It’s been great but the landlord says I can’t break the leash. 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
2019 Yes, that's true, I am in the circus. I'm a stilt walker. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2020 My master is nouveau riche 1.2727 0.04979 121 94 21 6
2021 Would you like to come in for a nightkibble? 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
2022 Tiny homes are so yesterday, wouldn't you agree? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2023 High ceilings, great light, and you'll love the open floor plan. 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2024 Dad's an Irish Wolfhound. Mom was a chihuahua. She's dead now. 1.2727 0.04979 121 94 21 6
2025 If perception is reality, I'm golden. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2026 Now that the remodeling is done, I'm not sure if I will "love it" or "list it". 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
2027 I have a big dog complex. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2028 When the master's wife designed it she knew he'd often be in it. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2029 Turns out I barked up the right tree. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2030 They say it’s good for the resale value. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
2031 You get more bang for your buck in Jersey! 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2032 I have to share it with the husband. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
2033 As I told my lawyer, it was my number one ask. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2034 Wait until you see the closet! 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2035 What's more, the school district is great but the property taxes are a killer. 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
2036 Don't bump your head! Welcome to Sarcasm Night. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2037 We stockpiled enough kibbles in here to get through two World Wars. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2038 vaccination card please! 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
2039 The high ceiling amplifies the sound of my barking. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2040 Sure it's the right size, just look at these paws! 1.2721 0.04947 136 108 19 9
2041 First, I think you should adjust your VR headset. 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
2042 There is only one previous owner, it was recently renovated, and the open floor plan means it will really hold its resale value 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
2043 He says it's big enough for his fridge and a waterbed. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
2044 Too much liability in barking and biting. Now we intimidate. 1.2718 0.04818 103 77 24 2
2045 I think he must be planning to sleep in my house for the foreseeable future. 1.2718 0.05106 103 83 14 6
2046 The neighbors call it a McDog House, but they're just sore about losing a little bit of their view. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
2047 I got it almost for free. It belonged to a giraffe but in this part of Manhattan they’ve all been gone a long time. 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
2048 Apparently, the blueprint legend read "one dog foot = seven human feet." 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
2049 You know, if you just start making kibble at home, you could afford one too. 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
2050 Just because I'm in the dog house, doesn't mean I can't enjoy it! 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2051 For one thing, she's tall. 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
2052 It's nice to finally have a place that's as big as I think I am. 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
2053 Yup, got a crazy deal from this Giraffe that had to get out of the city. 1.2717 0.05701 92 74 12 6
2054 Going up? 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2055 It used to be Clifford’s. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
2056 So, what am I supposed to do about this crippling sense of inadequacy? 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
2057 So this is the doghouse one of my humans sometimes gets sent to, but it has Xbox, beer, a putting green, and a framed picture of me. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
2058 I told you they would buy a giraffe.... 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
2059 Bitcoin turned out to be the right play. 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
2060 It’s more house than we need but the bats hanging from the ceiling will give us something to bark at. 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
2061 I am part of a growth hormone study 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
2062 You have been served with an Encroachment Permit for blocking your neighbour's city view 1.2708 0.05017 96 72 22 2
2063 Hey, dawg, life's all about living large. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2064 I’m over the whole minimalist thing. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2065 I inherited this place from my uncle who was an Irish Wolfhound. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2066 Just wait till you see the fire hydrant out back! 1.2706 0.05128 85 63 21 1
2067 I feel like it's a home I can really grow into. 1.2706 0.05128 85 63 21 1
2068 This is what build back better means. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2069 Hi! I'm the new scentry. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2070 It was weird. The Doberman just moved out. Mine now! 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
2071 Uptown now, are you Buster? 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
2072 The previous owner was a giraffe. 1.2703 0.04605 111 83 26 2
2073 Yes, I'm living with an ostrich, and mother won't visit. 1.2703 0.04948 111 88 18 5
2074 Clifford should be back any minute now. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2075 My Dad plays basketball professionally. 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
2076 This isn't your dad's doghouse. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2077 We were lucky to find a place where we could watch the Puppy Bowl our new 85" TV. 1.2703 0.05190 111 89 15 7
2078 Thanks. It's gothic. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2079 High rise 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2080 You can’t beat pre-war construction. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
2081 Now you know what that GEICO gecko feels like. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
2082 You know what they say about dogs with big doghouses. 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
2083 I don't think size should matter 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
2084 Aspirational. 1.2700 0.04894 100 75 23 2
2085 dog party 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
2086 I'm afraid my human is looking for a bigger dog. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2087 You won’t believe the overhead on this place 1.2698 0.05335 126 102 14 10
2088 It was either Philip Johnson or Frank Gehry. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2089 I'm not ready to downsize yet. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
2090 He was in the doghouse more often than not so they made some upgrades. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2091 You should hear how the high ceiling amplifies my incessant barking at nothing. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2092 I told you, man. You should get into crypto. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
2093 My portfolio did well during COVID. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
2094 Far cry from that tiny apartment,huh? 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
2095 Let’s just say I fetched the wrong thing. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
2096 My walker comes in to wake me in the morning. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2097 The stained glass window just didn't work in the old place. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
2098 What the previous occupant had in stature, I have in charm. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2099 And the elevator even opens directly into my apartment. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2100 My owner plays basketball. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2101 You know, high-rise living may not be for me, after all. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2102 I don't know about you, but I don't think I'll get this tall? 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
2103 The tiny house thing didn't really work out 1.2692 0.05672 104 83 14 7
2104 I've been housesitting for Clifford. Yeah, yeah, the big red guy. 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
2105 Hey, dig my new McMan-Chien! 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2106 My door is always open. Let me help. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2107 I used light colors to make it look more open and inviting. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2108 The additional wall space does wonders for the bladder. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2109 The previous owner was a Great Dane but I got it for a good price. 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
2110 What did you expect? I bought it from a giraffe. 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
2111 I got this condo cheap from Jeffery when Toys ‘R’ Us went bankrupt! 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
2112 I knew you had a thing for that Great Dane! 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2113 I'd invite you in for a nightcap but I've only got water. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2114 It gives me room to grow. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
2115 It fits my bark 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
2116 The super said the previous tenant was a Great Dane. 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2117 We wanted I.M. Pei but had to settle for Home Depot… 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
2118 I just bought it. I'm finally off my leash. 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
2119 Listen Bro, we won't always have to look up to dad. 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
2120 They figure I'll grow into it. 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
2121 So get this, my owner doesn't understand idioms, is a great carpenter, and doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2122 I know, it’s a bit much, but the market these days…it was too good to pass up. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2123 So how are you liking Clifford's air bnb? 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2124 My owner is a YIMBY. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2125 It's a simple case of perception, I don't have to bark as loud anymore. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2126 It’s all about indoor-outdoor living. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
2127 My owner calls it a McMansion. I call it ridiculous. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
2128 My human has the loft bedroom. 1.2680 0.05584 97 75 16 5
2129 She told me size matters and I didn't believe her, so she put me in this doghouse. 1.2680 0.05956 97 78 12 7
2130 Ehh…you’ll grow into it! 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
2131 I have heard that you make quite an entrance. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
2132 Sorry, the Big Dog isn't here. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
2133 It's nice but it does not have indoor plumbimg. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
2134 Think big or go home. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
2135 And it has really great bones! 1.2680 0.05956 97 78 12 7
2136 Would you mind taking off your shoes before coming inside? 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2137 I finally realized it’s not about who you are, but the image you want to project. 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
2138 He’s a giraffe…..it’s positively SCANDALOUS. And the necking, well - endless. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2139 That nice Mrs. Goldberg from down the street left me a bundle in her will". 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
2140 I have nothing to hide. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2141 In a world of growth hormones, you can't think too big. 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
2142 It was designed by a committee. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2143 The secret was my all-cash offer. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2144 And who shall I say is calling? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2145 You'll never get vaulted ceilings in an apartment. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2146 The plumbing is non-existent, but it does have potential. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2147 You're in big trouble now, just Wait until your father gets home!!! 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2148 The sign said “giraffe wanted”, so I fudged my CV a little. 1.2673 0.04749 101 78 20 3
2149 I'm telling you. Buy Dogecoin. 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
2150 Living with a giraffe has its benefits 1.2673 0.05610 101 80 15 6
2151 We hired a Great architect from Copenhagen. 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
2152 Well,you know Agnes,Bill IS a Great Dane...... 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
2153 Yes,I got it in a giraffe foreclosure" 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
2154 I often have to share this space with the husband. 1.2672 0.04640 116 88 25 3
2155 We bought it from a lovely giraffe family, but anyone can appreciate all the light and headroom. 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
2156 Is this a giraffe house?? 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2157 It’s pre-war; I love the high ceilings. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
2158 I’m a sucker for cathedral ceilings… 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2159 The former owner was Trump's chihuahua! 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2160 Scares off my arch-enemies. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2161 I always knew I would be top dog 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2162 Smoking or non?? 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2163 I dunno, the price is right, but it still smells like a Twinkie 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2164 We rented it from a Giraffe. It's a great deal if you consider the volume. 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
2165 So much for shopping at the Buckingham Palace yard sale. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2166 Just one overarching concern about the new place. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2167 The elevators are just to your left. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2168 It's a bit bigger than it looked on Zillow. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2169 Wow! Talk about great Danish architecture! 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
2170 I deserve this. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
2171 It makes a statement. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2172 When I asked for a six-foot door, I meant six of my feet. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2173 And wait until you see the giant hydrant in the bathroom! 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2174 It ain't the Taj Mahal but it'll do. 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
2175 And there's a mirror over the bed. 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
2176 Her husband built it. He’ stays over pretty often. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2177 My human says that size matters. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2178 If you're going to live here, my only rule is no pets" 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2179 I'm putting an ad in for a tall, thin dog. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
2180 Guess who's coming to dinner. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2181 We added a human door last week, and they go in and out all day long. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2182 You say delusions of grandeur, I say make no small plans. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2183 The is the adjustable mortgage in human years or dog years Max?” 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
2184 There's an escalator. 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
2185 Both of my parents are large-boned 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
2186 Cathedral ceilings make your bark really worse than your bite 1.2661 0.04634 109 82 25 2
2187 The bitch wanted high ceilings. 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
2188 With growth spurts, one never knows. Better play it safe. 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
2189 My daddy's bigger than your daddy. 1.2660 0.06083 94 76 11 7
2190 No Francine, I'm not compensating. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2191 The extra space is nice but are we really suburb dogs? 1.2658 0.05317 79 59 19 1
2192 The former occupant was an Irish Wolfhound. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2193 It was advertised as a high-rise and in this fierce housing market I bought it sight unseen. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2194 You should see the vacation kennel. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2195 Clifford asked me to house-sit. 1.2656 0.04503 128 98 26 4
2196 During the pandemic, with all of us home, we found the walls closing in on us. So yeah, BIG move! 1.2655 0.04707 113 86 24 3
2197 Love the burbs, I shared a tiny unit with 7 other pooches over in the city. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2198 My owners are into floor-to-ceiling everything…. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2199 It's cool in the summer but a b*h to heat in the winter. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2200 I chose a place with a high entry way. You looked taller and thinner on Tinder. 1.2653 0.05901 98 79 12 7
2201 Yah, I'm just a pup, but wait 'til ya see my Dad 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
2202 Yeah Mat was spending a lot of time in the dog house so he made some renovations 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
2203 Their last dog was a springer spaniel. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
2204 My electricity bill is through the woof. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2205 They finally splurged for the upgrade. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2206 I hate bumping my head. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2207 It's a prewar great dane. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2208 I'm high minded. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2209 We're just puppies...We'll grow into our dog house. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2210 It needs some work, but it has good bones. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2211 Ultimately it's not the size of the dog in the house that counts, my friend, it's the size of the house that the dog is in. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2212 Well, I like hats. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2213 I love it because of the acoustics. 1.2650 0.04763 117 90 23 4
2214 It was originally built for a Great Dane who panic-moved when the pandemic hit. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2215 So who was the previous owner? 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
2216 Why yes, their old dog was from Denmark. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
2217 No, you're actually very different from the breed I usually date." 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
2218 It needs a little work but it's got great bones. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
2219 I'm counting on a growth spurt. 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
2220 We love the high ceilings. The previous owner was a Great Dane. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2221 It may not be practical, but I couldn't resist the "WOW!" factor. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2222 My pack leader is girafferdoodle. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
2223 This is only the service entrance. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2224 ... and an ADU in the back 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
2225 Former resident was a giraffe. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
2226 I inherited the place from my Uncle Whippet. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
2227 It's actually my owner's, but he lets me house-sit when his wife isn't sending him here. 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
2228 The high ceilings are what sold me! 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
2229 I am a trust fund baby 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
2230 Honey, I shrunk the dogs. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
2231 ...So I quit my job at the airport, started selling NFTs full time and never looked back. 1.2642 0.04796 106 83 19 4
2232 Yes, but he's housebroken and he doesn't eat much. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
2233 We got a great price when the giraffes defaulted on their mortgage 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
2234 I was thinking about getting a big hat. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2235 The previous owner is a great guy – a Dane. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2236 It's lavish, but it's home. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2237 But then we thought, what's the point of owning air rights if you don't use them. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
2238 You gotta get yourself adopted by a yuppie couple who are both 31, and it's clear that they're just putting off having a kid. They'll buy you whatever the fuck you want, because you're not even really a dog to them. They think you're, like, a person. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2239 And then I told him, "there's no point in a collar when I don't even have a door!" 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
2240 Her attorney was a real pitbull, but at least I have four-foot ceilings and a view of the park. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2241 I had to keep up with the skyscraper aesthetic. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
2242 What makes you think my wife is a giraffe? 1.2632 0.06025 95 77 11 7
2243 I know, but I've never felt safer! 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2244 Clifford lives here 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
2245 I hear these tiny homes are all the rage 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
2246 Yes, I've heard lots about the previous owner. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
2247 You’ll love it. It has 5,000 sq. paws, and two and a half fire hydrants. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
2248 I'm just housesitting 'til the Big Guy gets home. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2249 They don’t call the neighborhood Canine Heights for nothing. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
2250 Go big, and go home. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2251 It's not the size of the dog in the house. It's the size of the house the dog's in. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
2252 There's room for a big litter. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
2253 We're in the big house now. 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
2254 The cathedral ceilings make the whole place look bigger. 1.2627 0.05167 118 94 17 7
2255 WHERE DO I PEE 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
2256 I'm not sure, but I may be a Great Dane puppy. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
2257 I sublet it from Clifford. 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
2258 We're living large these days. 1.2626 0.04445 99 73 26 0
2259 It was a real steal, I bought it off some dog named Clifford. 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
2260 We’re looking to downsize. 1.2626 0.04887 99 75 22 2
2261 Sometimes a doorway is just a doorway. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
2262 Welcome to my McDoghouse. 1.2625 0.05260 80 63 15 2
2263 You can negotiate anything, if you use the right shoe. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2264 I may be paranoid, but it appears they may be getting another dog. 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
2265 It's so I can get my yacht out. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2266 The new house features a spacious howl-way.' 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2267 Yeah, we’re downsizing. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2268 My butt is really tall. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2269 Clifford's not home yet. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2270 Doghouses are now considered infrastructure. 1.2625 0.04950 80 59 21 0
2271 'Measure twice, cut once' 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2272 My Master stays here whenever my Mistress is ‘in high dudgeon’ — so maybe it’s an egalitarian thing. 1.2623 0.04911 122 96 20 6
2273 A gift from Elon Musk. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2274 I don't have much of a bark or a bite, but I have one heck of doorway. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
2275 You should see the size of the cat's litter box 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2276 The vaulted ceiling only cost me 30 licks and 87 tail wags. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
2277 I needed room for my book collection. 1.2621 0.05682 103 83 13 7
2278 Our Mama is a really "Big Mama" 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2279 I can't wait until the big dogs see this. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2280 Let’s sign the lease … lofts are hard to come by in this neighbourhood. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2281 I'm in the doghouse, Manhattan style 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2282 She asked for a dollhouse, but I'll take it! 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2283 Now I can run with the big dogs!" 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2284 My parents always said to buy more house than you need. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2285 The Incredible Hulkdog's House 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2286 Finally get a place on my own, and suddenly everyone whose butt I once sniffed wants to move in? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2287 YOU try living with a giraffe! 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2288 I guess there’s some perks to being hit with ‘Shrink Ray That Only Works on Dogs’ after all. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2289 Dog years math. Our builder multiplied the specs by a factor of seven. 1.2619 0.06586 84 69 8 7
2290 And it comes with a pair of gold food and water bowls! 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
2291 Yes, high ceilings do make the home feel more spacious. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2292 You get a lot more for your money in Jersey 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
2293 You're right, I heard that double-height ceilings are "so out". 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
2294 Yeah they thought I was a great dane 1.2617 0.04664 107 81 24 2
2295 Rent is only $7,456/month 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
2296 Wait 'til you see the all white kitchen. 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
2297 I think will will compensate for my small bark. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
2298 Trust me, it was worth the barking! 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2299 The prior occupant was a Great Dane. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2300 After the giraffe, they decided to go smaller. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2301 You should see the other half of my body. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2302 I don't know. There's just something about these high ceilings. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2303 Danish architecture is great isn't it? 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2304 The jacuzzi out back sold us. 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
2305 You should see the penthouse! 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
2306 I don’t think this is what they meant by “raise the roof” 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
2307 When you said it was a high-rise, I was expecting something else.... 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2308 When his wife gets mad at him we share it! 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
2309 I figured if I am going to be in the doghouse I might as well be comfortable. 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
2310 I can tell by the look on your face that you deserve an explanation of how it IS congruent with my Giving Pledge. Come on in and I’ll show you around…. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2311 I got the house in the divorce 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2312 We’re a mixed family. My mom’s a giraffe. 1.2609 0.05325 92 73 15 4
2313 We really need to get our furniture put in. 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
2314 Do you like singing doo-wop? The echo in here is amazing! 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
2315 You gotta be an impostor, to become a stakeholder 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2316 My owner got rich off crypto and upgraded my doggy house. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2317 You can get more house in the suburbs. 1.2609 0.05096 92 72 17 3
2318 You were right to go all in on dogecoin. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2319 When in New York, do as the New Yorkers Do. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2320 The cathedral ceilings more than make up for the single fire hydrant. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2321 I have never lived ina high rise before. 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
2322 The property taxes are killing me. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2323 I told them I was a great dang dog, not a Great Dane. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
2324 Yeah, but it has great loft space. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
2325 Now we can have the big family you've always wanted! 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2326 I don't see what's so bad about the doghouse 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2327 One never knows when a basketball player might be dropping by. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2328 My architect was a Great Dane. 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
2329 When I get my hackles up, I get ‘em way up. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
2330 It's not a doghouse, it's a she-shed. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2331 It's good for my ego. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2332 No longer ruffing it, huh? 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
2333 It's for when I'm up on my hind legs. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2334 the archetect was an egocentric afghan hound! 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
2335 I’ve always wanted one with cathedral ceilings. 1.2604 0.04252 96 75 19 2
2336 ONLY IN NEW YORK! 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2337 So the swiss guard says "Get the hell out of here" So I took him down. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2338 It's for when my master gets in trouble. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2339 Yeah, my owner has issues 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
2340 My owner expects me to grow a lot. 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
2341 Welcome to the Hamptons. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2342 Hi, I’m FIDO BEZOS 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2343 It is not as easy as you’d think to be Elon Musk‘s dog. 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
2344 No barkers fee baby” 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2345 C'mon, let's take the elevator to the Beagle's Nest. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2346 This place is really the perfect "forever home." 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
2347 My designer said high ceilings will make the room look larger. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
2348 No! My name is NOT Clifford. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
2349 And the best part is not wearing that bearskin hat. 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
2350 It was worth the wait to find a place with high ceilings in this neighborhood 1.2600 0.05794 100 81 12 7
2351 I just said it was a bitch to heat, and the whole neighborhood showed up! 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
2352 So that's it really. Ah, one more thing - the bathroom is shared. 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
2353 They’re planning on breeding me with a Great Dane. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2354 No, actually you’re very different from the breed I usually date. 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2355 I still don't understand why you insisted on getting the house from Clifford in the divorce. 1.2596 0.05291 104 84 14 6
2356 I love the grand foyer! 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2357 Yeah, they opened up a new pound in the neighbourhood. It really drove down the price. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
2358 My roommate's a Great Dane. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2359 I think the previous owner was a Great Dane. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 14 3
2360 Never thought I’d live in a high rise… 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2361 It was Snoopy's idea! 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2362 Wait ‘till you see the fire hydrant they installed. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2363 I know… the door is still on back order 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2364 Welcome to my new home!" "You sound different." "It came with a high woof." 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
2365 Establishing a career in the Security Field has an enormous upside. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2366 He's always compensating. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2367 Next time you follow a DIY tutorial don't forget the conversion between inches and centimetres 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2368 I'm expected to grow 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
2369 My wife got upset with me when i called her a bitch, so now i'm in the "peoplehouse" 1.2589 0.05033 112 88 19 5
2370 All the mice at school make fun of us 'cause we look like dogs. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2371 I bought this house with my stimulus check. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2372 Wait 'til you see the pool on the penthouse! 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2373 Yeah, but in the old place I could walk to the hydrant. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2374 -Welcome to Runt's Complex. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2375 The echo makes my bark way worse than my bite. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2376 no place like home, eh? 1.2588 0.04779 85 63 22 0
2377 I would ask you to stay but I don't think I have room. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2378 We're a top ten experience on AirBnB. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2379 Let’s make it quick. If Clifford catches us, I’ll really be in the doghouse. 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
2380 Being Elon Musk's dog has it's perks. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2381 I moved in before the housing market crashed. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2382 We are High Church and here, Dog is spelled backwards. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2383 This could be you in the Metaverse 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2384 It's true..I bought it in the 80's! 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2385 I'm not the big dog, but I'm in the big house, and since this is Manhattan, that's enough. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2386 When I post a pic of this place on tinderdog, they just assume! 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2387 I look at my small paws and I think I won't grow into it, but my people say they won't fall for that slick sales pitch again ... 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
2388 No walks. They just clean the place out yearly. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
2389 I like to think of it as my cathedral. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2390 I'm not built for this. 1.2581 0.04811 93 70 22 1
2391 It's expensive to heat, but the acoustics are great! 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2392 There’s no toilet paper 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2393 Yes, he will rent it to us and fix the doorway. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2394 Now that the last of our litter has moved out I think we should downsize. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2395 No, but we have an opening for a Great Dane. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2396 I'm an online purchase, supposed to be an Irish Wolfhound 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2397 The vaulted ceilings make me feel small, but I'm really a big boy. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2398 'I like it that I can have my Great Dane friend over for a snack." 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2399 That's incredible. How did you know the previous owner was named Clifford? 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
2400 It's a Phillip Johnson. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2401 A LOT of corner to pee on Dude. 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
2402 The Builder Asked Me What Design Scheme I Had In Mind For My Chateau...And I Said Well Actually I Have A Strong Inclination For Old Fashioned Doggy Style ! 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2403 Apparently he's really into tall hats. 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
2404 Sorry man. I've been renting your bed out to Karen's husband since last Tuesday. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2405 The previous tenant was a Great Dane.” 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2406 My human did the metric conversion backward. 1.2574 0.05743 101 82 12 7
2407 Even in this market, they practically give away old airship hangars. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2408 On my father's side we are descended from Great Danes. 1.2574 0.04804 101 79 19 3
2409 And I don't have to worry about any noise from upstairs neighbors! 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
2410 Aren't you a little worried about who the house might belong to? 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2411 Small footprint but great vertical storage. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2412 Dad is a Great Dane. Mom was a chihuahua. It didn't last. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
2413 Would you mind changing the battery in the smoke detector? 1.2571 0.07248 70 58 6 6
2414 We just love it. It's "Great Danish" design which is distinguished by an extra tall entrance. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
2415 I married a giraffe. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
2416 We were going to move out of town,but my humans decided to renovate instead. How's the pandemic treating YOU? 1.2571 0.05585 105 85 13 7
2417 You should see the country house. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
2418 Don't always trust Airbnb. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
2419 Giacometti made it for me. 1.2571 0.04885 105 83 18 4
2420 My owners changed their minds about adopting a giraffe. 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
2421 We call it "Doghenge". 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
2422 Come on in and yes, you can bring your giraffe friend. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
2423 Last night she still said it wasn't big enough. 1.2569 0.05592 109 89 12 8
2424 I honestly can't complain since I hooked up with that great Dane. 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
2425 Just to make it easier for the master to come and cuddle with me 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
2426 The previous owners were giraffes. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2427 Hey,is Clifford here? 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
2428 I designed this entrance for my arch nemesis. 1.2566 0.04833 113 88 21 4
2429 No view, but you'll love the high ceilings! 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
2430 I agree it’s the height of elegance. 1.2566 0.04833 113 88 21 4
2431 You really need to get into the crypto market. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2432 We’re non-denominational.” 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
2433 Yes it's expensive to heat but I married an Afghan. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2434 We can afford a bigger house here in the suburbs. 1.2564 0.04403 117 89 26 2
2435 My dad, The Dane, said I'd grow into it. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2436 In the doghouse" takes on a whole new meaning, doesn't it 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2437 Okay, I'll bite. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2438 I got a great deal from an Irish Wolfhound who moved back home 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
2439 My father was considered an eccentric dog but now Moorish Revival is having something of a comeback so who's laughing now? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2440 Have to say it's better than being a big fish in a small pond. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2441 I’ve shrunk in my old age. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2442 “My DNA report says that I am 98% Great Dane.” 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2443 It offered a nice balance. Expensive, yet non-claustrophobic. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2444 It's got a sleeping loft. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2445 Yeah, but I got it cheap, from a Great Dane. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2446 Less a dog house, more a dog home 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2447 return before entry 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2448 You have to give me first shot at the door if the owner turns up 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
2449 Way overpriced, but it's zoned for condos. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2450 Go on, bark. It's got great acoustics. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2451 sorry Joe can't go out sniffing the grass tight now gotta feed my new giraffe Sophie 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2452 I wish I was taller. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2453 My owner joins me regularly. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2454 My master is frequently in the doghouse, so he went for something spacious! 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2455 Nice house but wait until you see my big bone. 1.2558 0.06446 86 71 8 7
2456 Wait till you see my bowl. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
2457 The acoustics for my late-night howling are amazing! 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2458 This is nothing, Wait until I show you the Peloton dog walk! 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2459 It's big now but my realtor said that looking at my puppy skin I'd grow into the space. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2460 It’s the outdoor, indoor, outdoors feel of it that sealed the deal 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2461 See darling, we were right to leave the city. With such a big space we’ll finally be able to adopt the human you always wanted! 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2462 It’s in case he happens to get on his wife’s bad side. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2463 You’re Shorter than me! 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2464 They know it's over-compensation, but it still works. 1.2555 0.04399 137 107 25 5
2465 Yep, it’s true Charlie. My owner has adopted a Great Dane. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2466 It already has 10 cash offers above asking price. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2467 This door is nothing. Wait until you see the size of the fire hydrant out back. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2468 You have some big shoes to fill. 1.2553 0.05440 94 73 16 4
2469 Blink twice fast if you're not a reflection. 1.2551 0.04658 98 74 23 1
2470 They say high ceilings are a real selling point these days. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2471 When they said They wanted a guard, I’m pretty sure they meant the kind that’s at Buckingham Palace 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2472 The vaulted ceilings make it seem very spacious, not to mention Hamlet, our great dane, feels right at home! 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2473 No, let's go play outside! 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2474 Sure, the perks of a dog and pony show are nice......but have you ever tried to sleep next to a snoring pony? 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
2475 How’s the complex, Napoleon? 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
2476 Yes, it's drafty, but it scares the bejesus out of the mail carrier 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
2477 It may take some time for us to evolve, but at least we have a high ceiling. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
2478 I've been thinking about reducing my carbon pawprint. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
2479 The best part is it comes with my very own master bedroom! 1.2547 0.05537 106 86 13 7
2480 Yeah the cathedral ceilings really give it a nice sense of space. 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
2481 Dad's a Great Dane. 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
2482 I like it for the not so subtle innuendo. 1.2547 0.04655 106 81 23 2
2483 It's a converted tool shed. 1.2547 0.05537 106 86 13 7
2484 Yeah, well I needed a place where I didn’t have to ask myself - should I wear stilts today? 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
2485 It's all about image! 1.2547 0.04458 106 85 17 4
2486 My husband is an Irish wolfhound. 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
2487 I just kept digging. 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
2488 It's a cross between a regular door and the Arc de Triomphe. 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
2489 In Westport,everything is a MacMansion 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
2490 It may be a doghouse, but at least it's got high ceilings. 1.2544 0.04460 114 87 25 2
2491 There's plenty of room now that Clifford the Big Red Dog moved out 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
2492 I get to use it whenever she lets him sleep inside. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
2493 I'm gonna nab one of those bones at the Smithsonian. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2494 Back in the penthouse again? 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2495 DUUUUUUDE. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2496 l can’t wait to meet your big sister! 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2497 We're going to need a smaller house. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2498 They used to have a giraffe. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2499 The door’s tall cause I’m taking it raw from a wolfhound. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2500 "So, jealous much?" 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2501 It only has one room but it is FULL of Chicken McNuggets. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2502 sorry, she's not home. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2503 My owner has an edifice complex. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2504 Welcome in.. watch your head! 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2505 Jeff Bezos handled the shipping. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2506 The cathedral ceiling is one of the best features. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2507 When I heard you'd be sent up to the Big House I had a completely different idea. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2508 We needed a bigger place now that we're both working from home. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2509 What did you do now? 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2510 It’s the mirror scene from the Marx brother’s movie. Get it? 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2511 Nutcracker tryouts are starting. Ready? 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2512 My owner can bunk with me when he’s in trouble with the wife.” 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2513 Looks like master has solved the problem of where to house the giraffe. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2514 Despite the large overhead, it's arfully nice. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2515 It's all about one-upsdogship. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2516 I invested in a new dog food and became a home owner. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2517 We got it before they raised interest rates! 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2518 Hello MTV, and welcome to my crib. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2519 " It reminds me of a deChirco painting. 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
2520 If you don't worry about cleaning up or paying taxes, you can go as big as you want. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2521 Wow, talk about high rise living! 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2522 Preparing for my growth spurt. 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
2523 I hired an architect. 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
2524 "Don't worry - it's still going to have a doggie-door" 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2525 I wanted a tiny house. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2526 I love it, but buying furniture the right size is a major problem. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2527 I just think it's too big for us, Ed. . 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
2528 Is this the Big House? It’s not quite what I expected. 1.2529 0.04687 87 65 22 0
2529 Agnes, now that the pups are out of the house, I’m thinking we downsize. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2530 The archbishop will see you now. 1.2529 0.04542 87 67 19 1
2531 I saw you're dating Helen now that you bought the new condo--she's a Great Dame! 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2532 I'm just house sitting until Clifford gets back from Bermuda. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2533 I wanted that big dog vibe. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2534 There was a misunderstanding about the dog door 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2535 The door is for my big brother. 1.2527 0.04840 91 69 21 1
2536 The last occupant was a wolfhound. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
2537 I got a deal on air rights. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
2538 It's giving up usable space for a sense of space. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2539 Hey Rosco, tell Kareem to meet us at the court at three, OK? 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
2540 Oh, he's bigger than ever since the halftime show. 1.2527 0.05086 91 72 16 3
2541 The giraffe’s lease and the rent control expired and I was first on the waiting list. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
2542 Finally, a house that fits my complex. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2543 All house, no kibble. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2544 You know,this house is big enough for the both of us! 1.2527 0.04840 91 69 21 1
2545 Architects have a mind of their own. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
2546 We are a tale of two capybaras and two cities. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2547 It's not always LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION 1.2526 0.04482 95 71 24 0
2548 'They're hoping I'll grow into it." 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
2549 I was going to invite Jennifer Lawrence, then I remembered I’m a dog. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2550 The giraffes didn’t get along with the lions across the street. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
2551 I just need to install the door so my owner can go outside. 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
2552 I'd come in and visit if I wasn't so afraid of heights." 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2553 And they always said that size doesn't matter! 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2554 So what--now you're living on billionaire's row? 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2555 What do you think? I got my humans to raise the woof. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 3
2556 Who knew how lucrative the "Canine Tax Credit" would be 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2557 I don’t know, I guess it’s some kind of joke about my “Napoleon Complex”… 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
2558 Because we can't go out as much these days, they built me a bigger house. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2559 Designed for a Dane. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
2560 This is going to be a bitch to heat. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
2561 Her family wasn't sure a giraffe-dog relationship would work out, but actually we've had no problems at all. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
2562 We bought it because my husband and I just loved the high vaulted doors and the brass fireplugs in every room. 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
2563 I got a great rate on Airedalebnb. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
2564 My owner sometimes stays over. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
2565 It’s been updated by my owner for additional work from home space. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
2566 Rex has taken in a couple rescue gorillas. 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
2567 OK, so it's a hole in the wall with luxury headroom. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 4
2568 My human’s an optimist. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
2569 It's not so bad, but sometimes my owners wife makes him sleep out here. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
2570 Prices across the river are dirt cheap 1.2523 0.04423 107 81 25 1
2571 It’s definitely a place you can grow into. 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
2572 It doesn't look like much, but once we put newspapers on the floor... 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
2573 He insists stove pipe hats are coming back. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
2574 I actually asked to go to the dog house this time! 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
2575 Either my owner plans on being in a lot more trouble with the missus, or I'm finally going to grow into my ego. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
2576 The developer got a concession on the building height. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
2577 The ceilings may be 'cathedral', but the food is from hell. 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
2578 They say I'll get there. 1.2523 0.04519 111 85 24 2
2579 The missus is a giraffe 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
2580 It's not much, but it'll do 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
2581 Like the song--one pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small. 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
2582 The neighborhood's great, it's close to parks and its' even got this convenient servants entrance. 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
2583 We finally got an upgrade. 1.2521 0.03997 119 93 24 2
2584 The cathedral ceiling is everything I ever wanted! 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2585 It's a sweet deal, but my housemate thinks he's a World War I flying ace. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
2586 Clifford will be home in a few minutes. You better go. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2587 It’s not about square footage anymore. It’s about volume! 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2588 It was built for the previous owner by his wife. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
2589 Oh hey Rick , your wife's mad at you too? Come on in. 1.2500 0.03386 108 88 18 2
2590 They say I'll grow into it. 1.2500 0.04578 100 79 19 2
2591 Everything is bigger in Texas. 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
2592 It’s designed to deter burglars. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2593 Looks like you'll be having periodic human company! 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2594 I run a little mega church for pups on the weekend. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2595 I see you are in the dog house again… 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
2596 Come in and let us pray. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2597 It was great with the litter of nine, but now it feels like too much house. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2598 Time for changing of the guard? 1.2500 0.04795 92 70 21 1
2599 It costs a fortune to heat, but come on in and howl with me a little and you'll see why it's worth it. 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
2600 Would you believe my mom is a Great Dane but my dad is Dachshund!? She says she slept through it. 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
2601 Wait ‘til you see the indoor fire hydrant! 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2602 Man, you're reallly in the dog house 1.2500 0.04683 96 73 22 1
2603 Plus, it's rent-stabilized. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2604 My stepmother is a girrafe.. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2605 This was featured on the House of the Rich and Famous, it belongs to my uncle Scooby. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2606 Finally! Enough headroom! 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
2607 The mortgage is huge but Rex's face makes it worth it 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2608 They had me at “cathedral ceiling.” 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2609 So, what is a giraffe-a-doodle, anyway? 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
2610 I got it so I could run with the big dogs. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2611 I’m thinking of downsizing. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2612 Like my new place? I got the deal of a lifetime from a giraffe who was retiring and moving to Maui. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2613 I was sentenced to the big house. 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
2614 ”Did you see,that food bowl was so big” “I’m calling off work tonight! 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2615 'Higher,' 'hire,' 'Hi, Er!'. What's the difference? I heard HIGHER!! 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
2616 It's the same square footage but it seems much larger. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2617 I have a thing about giraffes... 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
2618 My owner’s spouse has been in here more often than usual, so we made some renovations. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2619 I told you I was moving up in the world! No more little doggy doors for me! 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2620 How did you know my owner is Kareem Abdul-Jabbar? 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2621 A Van Gogh? Paugh! I have the whole Uffizi Gallery in here 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
2622 All my followers need to see me in a large house now that I'm an influencer. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2623 My realtor advised buying space I could grow into. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2624 You'd be surprised what you can afford on this side of the Hudson. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2625 Fits in with the skyline and the acoustics are to die for. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2626 Housing Prices Isn't What it Used to Be! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2627 Well Hank, all I can say is never hire a Great Dane as an architect. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2628 My step-father was a bear 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2629 Yes, I'm the top dog now! 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2630 At least I can leave the house with my stilts on now 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2631 They say they built this for me, and I just play along. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2632 The original owner was a giraffe, but we got a great deal. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2633 It's a little fixer-upper we bought from the Great Danes. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
2634 It's drafty and uncomfortable, but it's fabulous for Instagram. 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
2635 I think the previous owners were giraffes. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2636 Well, the DNA kit said I was 10% woolly mammoth. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2637 We bought it as a fixer-upper, but the bones are good! 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2638 Inspiring cathedral ceiling but a little short on facilities because the HOA won't let me have the tree I want. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2639 They named me Clifford and are crossing their fingers. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2640 Clifford drove a hard bargain! 1.2500 0.05752 100 82 11 7
2641 barc...barc barc barc 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2642 Welcome to the Chruch of Dog 1.2500 0.05752 100 82 11 7
2643 I know you worried about what it would cost to heat the place, but we just put on a big door with a little flap and the high ceiling won't matter anymore. 1.2500 0.04539 92 69 23 0
2644 Clifford was going through a rough divorce, I got this thing for a steal 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2645 I’d rather have a giraffe instead of a cat. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2646 You were right, the bones at this joint are to die for! 1.2500 0.04561 116 93 19 4
2647 Buckingham Palace yard sale.... 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
2648 It's to scare the other doggies. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2649 They were expecting that I'd grow into a bigger dog. 1.2500 0.04379 124 96 25 3
2650 I’m starting to suspect the dog house wasn’t over sized with me in mind. 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
2651 A bit of a fixer upper, but it's got good bones. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2652 Got your mask? 1.2500 0.04795 92 70 21 1
2653 My biological dad is a Great Dane . 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2654 It's admittedly a small floor plan, but the high ceilings really help give it an open feeling... 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
2655 Yep, he did a great job. Sometimes he even sleeps in here with me. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2656 It's dual purpose, my owner's husband had it custom made. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2657 Where's Clifford? 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2658 It might be too much of a good thing... 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2659 We went for an open floor plan. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2660 You can't come in yet. Barkerangelo is still working on the ceiling. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
2661 It's just easier for my occasional overnight guest. 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
2662 My human is having his mid-life crisis. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2663 I was sold on the Room-to-Grow Promise. 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
2664 The previous owner was a big red star of books, movies and TV. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
2665 Are you kidding? Of course, I installed a generator! 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
2666 "My owner's last dog was a Great Dane. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
2667 When old Mrs. Potheridge left me her fortune, I didn't know what else to do with it! 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
2668 Now that all of the pups have left, the bitch wants to downsize. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2669 I don’t care if you think it’s gaudy, bitches love it. 1.2477 0.05554 109 90 11 8
2670 Well, they had just come back from that trip to Rome. 1.2476 0.05376 105 85 14 6
2671 Don't you just love the high ceiling! 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
2672 Had to make room for my best friend. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
2673 I didn't complain, but the ostrich must be livid. 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
2674 Hello! I’m your neighborhood influencer! 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
2675 It was designed by Virginia Woof 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
2676 Well, I know, but they got it on sale at Home Deopot. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
2677 THEY USED A SKYSCRAPER ARCHITECT. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
2678 You'll love the high ceiling and open concept 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
2679 He's always in the doghouse and this is better for his back. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
2680 Wish me luck. Tomorrow I'm going to propose to the giraffe. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
2681 I had no idea dog houses came with high ceilings. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
2682 Take a whiff of this entry way.. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
2683 Here's the 1 million tennis ball mansion I was talking about 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
2684 I sent him to the dog house yesterday... but I need his opposable thumbs 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
2685 The pediatrician told Mom I'll probably still have a growth spurt. 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
2686 It makes you sound like a Rothweiler! 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2687 I'm looking for a chandelier. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2688 The skylight will be nice for when it’s raining cats and humans. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2689 They think I'm a Great Dane puppy! I'm actually a Chihuahua! 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
2690 I have high-in-the-sky-apple pie hopes. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2691 It’s all about managing expectations. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
2692 I lucked out buying it. It was a short sale. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2693 Want to come out and play? 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
2694 Spacious Pad,Tiny Footprint 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
2695 We just had a litter of twelve, so we needed the extra space. 1.2474 0.04642 97 74 22 1
2696 Welcome to God's... ooops, I mean Dog's House. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2697 They said it was a ‘one owner’ but failed to mention…’greyhound’. 1.2473 0.04751 93 71 21 1
2698 I'm planning on having a large family! 1.2473 0.04751 93 71 21 1
2699 We're expecting a Boy, and we're naming him Reacher! 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2700 I didn't know the constructors used the metric system. 1.2473 0.05853 93 76 11 6
2701 I would advise you to order your door ASAP,since the lead times keep increasing. 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
2702 Yea, he's out here a lot. 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
2703 There are still a few seats close to the altar 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
2704 They built it in dog yards 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2705 Do you like the high archway? I got the idea from Doghouse Digest. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2706 You know my parents always wanted a McMansion 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 15 3
2707 I'm big into crypto. 1.2472 0.06247 89 74 8 7
2708 I love the place but heat loss is horrific 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2709 He really wanted a giraffe. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2710 I think it's time for us to Dogsize... 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2711 So much for dreaming big! 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2712 Mi castle es tu castle 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2713 The giraffe guard is taking his break. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2714 Public housing, no amenities. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2715 It’s the first dogsion of its kind. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2716 Don't you love my new doggy door? 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2717 I think it's time you downsized! 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2718 What? 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2719 A few years back I invested in Dogecoin. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2720 My dad's a bit of a Neapolitan Mastiff traditionalist. He has to meet every single date I ever go on. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2721 This dog house has great bones and a new woof. Bark at me if you want to make an offer. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2722 Sadly it allows my master easy access. I liked the old one better when he had to get on his hands and knees to enter. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2723 My owners forgot I was a miniature doodle. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2724 It's so much bigger than a Dog House because it's a George Booth 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2725 It's the penthouse, on our level. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2726 Yep. Papa was a rolling stone. I’m thinking either Keith or Brian. No resemblance but the crib is great. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2727 Yes, it is a dog's life! 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2728 This must have set you back. You must know where all the bones are buried. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2729 Welcome to the McDog house 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2730 Im just subletting it from my pal Clifford. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2731 I don't know either, they named me Marmaduke and built me this mansion 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2732 We can have a bidding war or cohabitate… 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2733 My owner is an architect. There is nothing he won't redesign. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
2734 I know it looks big, but there’s plenty of room for toilet paper. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2735 It's a good location, but the overhead is ridiculous. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
2736 You can fit so many bones in this bad boy 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2737 It still smells of giraffe - but we can get a year’s lease! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2738 The best advice I got was to stay put for the foreseeable future. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
2739 I have a human roommate. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2740 They've got me I'm living with a giraffe now 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2741 Listen-yes, the expense was great…but the grand entrance was a must for us. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2742 Rumor has it that Abraham Lincoln once lived here 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2743 Welcome to the doghouse-industrial complex. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2744 . . so it stays much cooler in the summer. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2745 It's aspirational. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2746 Seems my humans like to plan ahead. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2747 Was the previous tenant a Great Dane? 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2748 It accentuates my horizontalness. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2749 Come to the Bridge. We are all there. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2750 It’s more than I need but with rates going up I jumped at the chance. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2751 Fwench Bulldogs ain’t that big, of ‘coarse’! But their woodies are! 1.2456 0.04416 114 96 13 5
2752 You should see the size of the toilet we drink from! 1.2455 0.04690 110 88 18 4
2753 I was very expensive though. 1.2453 0.04090 106 83 20 2
2754 Better to be the little dog in a big dog neighborhood than the big dog in a little dog neighborhood. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
2755 I wish it felt cozy! 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2756 I was so desperate I paid cash sight unseen with no inspection. Didn't realize that the previous owner was a Great Dane. 1.2453 0.04199 106 82 23 1
2757 My human spends more time in it than I do. 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
2758 I love the aesthetic, but my heating bill is through the roof. 1.2451 0.04712 102 79 21 2
2759 You should see the mice 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
2760 The former occupants were Great Danes and gave us a really good deal. We can divide and sublet the extra space without zoning issues or filing permits. 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
2761 Sure great view of the dog park but it's a bitch when the elevator goes out. 1.2451 0.04712 102 79 21 2
2762 The big red dog passed away last week, so it's all mine 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
2763 My owner often forgets anniversaries... 1.2451 0.04712 102 79 21 2
2764 I'm just a puppy. 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
2765 The architect did say it was a ruff estimate 1.2451 0.05649 102 84 11 7
2766 I hope you're not here to give me a bunch of crap about gentrification. 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
2767 Sure, the heating and HOA bills are high, but I just love the spaciousness of high ceilings—and the chandeliers! 1.2451 0.04047 102 81 19 2
2768 I have a pet giraffe. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
2769 The former tenant was a Yeti. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
2770 It's really a great place, but is it very expensive to heat? 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
2771 This once belonged to a very prominent giraffe. 1.2449 0.04714 98 78 17 3
2772 He moved back in with the misses, so I'm looking for a roomie. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
2773 She made my dog house door bigger so the husband has a place to sleep too 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
2774 I've decided to increase my home equity by starting a new trend in canine jumbo mortgages. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
2775 I bought it from a giraffe who didn't like the view 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
2776 Do you think anyone will see us? 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
2777 Welcome to Chateau Bow-Wow. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2778 Want to watch Lassie on the big screen? 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
2779 Yeah,you know - we needed a doorway big enough to fit the sofa - but the rest of the move is going great. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2780 I know it seems a bit pretentious, but I have to say, we have very few cats wandering through the yard now. 1.2447 0.04707 94 72 21 1
2781 I don't know if he's overcompensating for me or himself. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2782 I know it’s the suburbs but, my God, the space! 1.2447 0.05796 94 77 11 6
2783 ...yup, high ceilings and open plan, maintenance, only 3 bones a month 1.2447 0.04707 94 72 21 1
2784 It's an original Bau-wau-haus. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2785 All you have to do is bark constantly and they'll give you a condo all your own. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2786 Sorry, our rule is yes shoes in the house. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
2787 The previous tenant was a bit taller than you. 1.2447 0.05796 94 77 11 6
2788 My other personality is a Great Dane. 1.2447 0.05796 94 77 11 6
2789 My boyfriend's back! 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2790 The giraffe couple had to unload it because of their divorce 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2791 I’m thinking about sub-leashing the place 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2792 Sorry he's not in. Donald is playing 18 rounds of fetch. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2793 Would you mind putting on your shoes before you come in? 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2794 You're still with New Yorker? I switched to DOGUE 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2795 She put him out here again last week so he decided to go custom. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2796 We've been watching a lot of HGTV. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2797 I'll wear my mask if you wear yours. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2798 I begged for it. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2799 For those yummy dinosaur bones! 1.2444 0.03970 90 71 17 1
2800 She wanted him to be comfortable. She sends him here all the time. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2801 The rental agent is bringing over a couple of St. Bernards this afternoon. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2802 I know it's too neat. I've ordered some mud. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2803 I know you’re an old dog, but this just screams new tricks. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2804 Yeah, it's more house than I need, but I got such a good deal when a couple of Great Dane split up for irreconcilable differences. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2805 I know, but I figured interest rates are so low... 1.2442 0.05343 86 70 12 4
2806 Sure,they miss their Grizzly,but they're learning to love me. 1.2442 0.05214 86 69 14 3
2807 Before you ask… yes, I’m overcompensating 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2808 It's for when he's in the arrogant insensitive false values doghouse .. and I'm his true best friend . .. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2809 Living in a high-rise gives you unbelievable views 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2810 ...and with my new home gym, I can go on virtual walks without waiting for my master. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2811 I got this in my divorce! Pretty snazzy, eh? 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2812 It's an Air B&D. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2813 I don’t think he’d mind being in here if she didn’t make him leave his cell phone in the people house. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2814 you know,Clifford used to live here. 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
2815 My architect says it is perfectly harmonious with nature and doesn't matter if it blocks your water-view. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2816 Sorry, we’re a bit cramped for space. Would you mind staying in the guest house? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2817 I just love Great-Danish architecture. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2818 Yeah, they wanted me to have an ego-entry, too. 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2819 Even though we’re in the doghouse it’s prime real estate! 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2820 The thing about those big dogs—they don’t live as long. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2821 We got a large house because our relatives are Great Danes. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2822 I wanted something I could grow into. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2823 So you're sure you want to meet my folks? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2824 Changing the light bulbs is going to be difficult. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2825 Humans are such poor listeners! I told them, "Ray's a wolf". 1.2439 0.04771 82 62 20 0
2826 You here to see the second floor walk-up? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2827 whose been a good doggie? I've been a good doggie... 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2828 No, that wasn't me barking. It was an old echo of my wife's. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2829 Gotta love all the light! 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2830 I needed a place for my stick collection. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2831 They say someday I’ll be more than a good enough Dane 1.2437 0.04916 119 96 17 6
2832 Yeh it’s pre-war hi ceilings and doorways 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
2833 He said if I don't work out he's getting a Great Dane. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2834 We're considering downsizing. 1.2436 0.04892 78 59 19 0
2835 One day last week the giraffe just picked up and left! 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
2836 Wait until you see the bathroom 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
2837 It's a bit big, but it has good bones. 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
2838 Girrrrrl! I see you still dating that Great Dane! Ahhhhh, huh!!! 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
2839 There’s room to grow. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2840 Yeah, but the light in the afternoon is wonderful. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2841 Now I've got the head room I've always needed. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
2842 My master is here so often, it only made sense. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
2843 I think when we grow up we will be really tall. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2844 You're gonna love my roommate. His name is Clifford. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2845 Believe it or not, my humans live in a tiny home. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2846 My owner kept getting sent to it, so he thought he might as well make it nice. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2847 Nice place you got here. 1.2430 0.03344 107 90 12 4
2848 Yes, you did tell me you were from the big house. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2849 You get more bang for your buck outside of the city 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2850 You should see the back door. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2851 Confirmation number for your stay with us? 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2852 She left me for another Great Dane. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
2853 Next, I will show you the fire hydrant. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2854 Guilty! It's a pandemic reno. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2855 This is how the big dog rolls. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2856 It was just delivered, now I can store my Bitcoin and watch it fill up! 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2857 Think of the growth potential! 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2858 must cost a fortune to heat 1.2427 0.05766 103 86 9 8
2859 They finally gave up trying to discourage my guarding behavior. 1.2427 0.04871 103 80 19 3
2860 I’d ask you to come in but there’s not enough room. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
2861 It even has its own walkies closet! 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2862 I told you the doorway was mastiff. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
2863 My people thought it would boost my self esteem. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
2864 I am your avatar, welcome to the metaverse. 1.2424 0.05759 99 82 10 7
2865 The bank foreclosed on a Great Dane, could not pass it up. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
2866 It was the high ceilings that made up my mind about the place 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
2867 They are still waiting for me to grow into it. 1.2424 0.04329 99 75 24 0
2868 Being in the dog house isn’t what it used to be! 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
2869 Sixteen foot vaulted ceilings,nice curb appeal,no pit bulls,river view,what's not to like? 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
2870 Yeah, He is a pain but boy can he dunk the ball 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
2871 You like it? I’m Arf Vandelay, the architect. 1.2424 0.04888 99 80 15 4
2872 The heating bill is killing me 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
2873 The co-op board finally approved the renovations. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2874 I can't tell if it was built for me or her boyfriend. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2875 It’s classic Clifford…got it for a song! 1.2421 0.04665 95 73 21 1
2876 Our Great Dane adoption finally came through. 1.2421 0.04665 95 73 21 1
2877 Look at my paws. I’ll grow into it! 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2878 My wife kept putting me in the doghouse,so I figured if I was going to spend a lot of time in here I may as well make it nice. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2879 It's going to be featured in next month's "Barkitectural Digest"! 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2880 They think I'll grow into it ! 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2881 There's red hair everywhere. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2882 Makes you feel small, doesn’t it? 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
2883 I have very high hopes for the growth hormone they're feeding me 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2884 My contractor is a giraffe. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2885 All I said was I needed more head room! 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2886 She originally built it for her husband. 1.2421 0.04665 95 73 21 1
2887 Your high again. 1.2421 0.05122 95 74 17 3
2888 She said she wanted an obelisk in the livingroom,I said yes before I knew what it was. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2889 Abso-woofin’-lutely. 1.2418 0.04902 91 73 15 3
2890 Are you intending to grow or is it your new hat? 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2891 We upgraded to a 65" screen. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2892 All it needs is a few curtains, a bowl or two, and a couple of doggie beds. It will be lovely. 1.2418 0.04776 91 70 20 1
2893 Why does everyone say it's bad being in the doghouse? 1.2418 0.04776 91 70 20 1
2894 And the fire hydrant is just steps away. 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
2895 You know what they say about dogs with big doorways. 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
2896 That old saying, "When one door closes, another opens", well not anymore, I registered as a "Republican"! 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
2897 My architect said I should grab my air rights sooner than later. 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
2898 I'm still in the dog house. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
2899 There was a lot of red fur when I moved in. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2900 Here you either go big or go home. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2901 I love the high ceilings, but it takes forever to heat up the place. 1.2414 0.04757 87 69 16 2
2902 They were hoping for a greyhound. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2903 I didn't realize that the dimensions involved the metric system. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2904 Wait til you see the kibble bar! 1.2414 0.04614 87 66 21 0
2905 I don't get it. 1.2414 0.06110 87 72 9 6
2906 Since the remodel, my owner was able to vacation rent it over the summer. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2907 My person noticed I can get a bit jumpy 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2908 If you think this is something, wait until you see my in-ground water bowl! 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2909 This used to belong to the Pope's Pomeranian. I go a good deal on it. Wait till you see the ceiling. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
2910 The acoustics transform every yip into a blood curdling wolf howl 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2911 Hope you’re feeling like the best version of yourself, because the size of the urinals is really demoralizing . 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2912 In the city, you gotta go vertical. 1.2410 0.04723 83 63 20 0
2913 Yes, I AM part Spanish Mastiff - and yes, it was built for my mom when she won at Westminster. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2914 Dogecoin baby! 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2915 One room. No bath. But a hell of a lot of curb appeal! 1.2410 0.05309 83 64 16 2
2916 Well,well,well .. Look what the cat dragged in. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2917 I had my doubts about leaving the city and my walking group, but I have to say that upsizing to the suburbs really resonates with me!! 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
2918 The captain of the guard is temporarily unavailable. Would you like to speak to his faithful companion? 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
2919 ‘’So, I guess you’re in the godhouse again!’’ 1.2407 0.04533 108 84 22 2
2920 In Soho, it would be called a loft. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2921 Best of all it’s rent controlled! 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2922 Finding a door will be a tall order 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2923 On this side of the river, your bone goes a lot further. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2924 As a prominent politician’s pet I get to live in an ivory tower dog house…and there’re more than a few politicos staying with me at the moment." 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2925 If you make a Clifford joke I will fix you right here on the spot. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2926 I know, why call it a dog house if he doesn't mind being sent here. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2927 It used to belong to a Great Dane, but I got such a good deal on it that I could not pass it up. It even has an inside hydrant. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2928 Now we can fly,too. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2929 It’s shedding season. 1.2404 0.04427 104 80 23 1
2930 Our veterinarian said we should expect a growth spurt. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
2931 Love what you've done with the entryway. 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
2932 Yup, the place used to belong to Magic Johnson 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
2933 I'm a hound you're a puppy 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
2934 Your mom is a bitch. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
2935 The previous tenant was a Giraffadoodle. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
2936 Your two week time-share ended yesterday. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2937 Now will you be happy? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2938 Her family was so annoying she left everything to me. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2939 The “Honest Abe”Puppy Mill Farm said I ‘d looked like a Rottweiler when fully grown! 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2940 Are you serious? They're away for a week? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2941 Corgi Palace Guards, Geoffrey, but the same old Guardhouses... Is the Crown become myopic? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2942 The architect calls it Open Concept. 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
2943 You think I actually care that everyone around me calls it a McMansion? 1.2400 0.04845 100 81 15 4
2944 Cathedral ceiling. Cathedral door. Vow of poverty dog toys. 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
2945 My owner has a thing for cathedral ceilings 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2946 Watch your head as you come in. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2947 Being sent to the dog house ain't what is used to be. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
2948 It’s a glass ceiling- perhaps not in my lifetime- until then; sky’s the limit. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
2949 My husband is great and is from Denmark 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
2950 I'm working from home. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2951 Give me space 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
2952 My owners built this before I was neutered. 1.2396 0.04121 96 74 22 0
2953 Please wipe your feet after you come in. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
2954 It's a McMansion 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2955 Luckily, heat rises. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
2956 My dad always told me to think big! 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2957 So I just moved in with Clifford. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2958 Fred, I know it’s weird, but, my designer is a chihuahua. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2959 So cool that you live in Air Bud’s old place! 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2960 OK, so it is a bit Trumpian. 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
2961 Hey Steve, I didn't know your mom was an architect. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2962 Yeah, but wait until you see the chandelier I ordered! 1.2393 0.04485 117 92 22 3
2963 Apparently, bitcoin is good for something. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2964 Sometimes the neighbor's great dane comes over. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2965 So, how sustainable is this? 1.2391 0.04731 92 71 20 1
2966 It’s not nothing. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
2967 I think you’re safer inside. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2968 After I drank from the toilet again, they sent me to the ‘big house’. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2969 The high ceilings sold me 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2970 I'm just house sitting while the Giraffes visit family in Africa! 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2971 It was a fixer-upper, but we knew it had good bones. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2972 Bigger is better. 1.2391 0.04731 92 71 20 1
2973 C’mon in. The fleas’ll never find us! 1.2389 0.04832 113 93 14 6
2974 I love the cathedral ceilings! 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
2975 If your owners have to ask they can't afford it. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2976 Wait until you see the toilet bowl!” 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2977 When I asked for some headspace, I think they misunderstood me 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2978 You looked taller on Zoom. 1.2386 0.05359 88 72 12 4
2979 400 squared paws! I counted! 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2980 Welcome. Please wipe your paws all over the house. 1.2386 0.04847 88 70 16 2
2981 I hope you're not allergic to giraffes. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2982 I guess I've become a yupie puppy 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2983 We hired this wonderful Scandinavian architect,a Great Dane. 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2984 My owner is an exorbitant optimist. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2985 I'm thinking about a trapeze. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2986 My therapist said I have a big ego. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2987 I call it my daily affirmation door.” 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2988 I'm still the same butt-sniffer I've always been, just don't tell the neighbors. 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2989 The high ceiling makes my Hammond B-3 sound awesome! 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2990 In. Out. There is no door. We can do whatever we want! 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2991 'My name is Irene. My new adoptive family heard Kareem' 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2992 Are you the house sitter? 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2993 The architect is a giraffe. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2994 I'm waiting for my growth spurt. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2995 The previous owner was a guy named Clifford. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2996 The kids are gone but we can’t afford to downsize 1.2385 0.04303 109 84 24 1
2997 Oh, I'm totally running with the big dogs. 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
2998 It cost quite a bit, but the high ceilings simply create an incomparable atmosphere 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2999 I’m compensating for my tiny penis. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
3000 Want to go swimming in my water dish? 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
3001 Yeah, but it’ll be years before I can afford to furnish it. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
3002 Yes, I am thankful, but frankly I would have preferred something a little cozier. 1.2381 0.04675 84 64 20 0
3003 You won't believe the big screen TV... Tonight I'll be watching the Smithsonian special on "Mammoth Bones." 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
3004 Sure, the heating bill is ridiculous - but just look at that view of the city! 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3005 It was the high ceilings that did it for me. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
3006 You should see what I got them to build me in St. Barts. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
3007 We bought the air rights. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
3008 Are you a fan of Bauhaus? 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
3009 If you want to be big, think big! 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
3010 He has a cot, a small TV, and a refrigerator full of beer. 1.2376 0.04483 101 78 22 1
3011 I sometimes share it with the husband. 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
3012 I met a Dane. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3013 Bought it from a Great Dane. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3014 The last owner of this beauty was a little old Irish Wolfhound from Pasadena. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3015 I hit it big in BarkCoin 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3016 The previous owner wanted to downsize. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3017 I'm expecting to take tall lovers. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
3018 The once had a giraffe. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3019 Oh... your profile said you were 6'2" 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
3020 The Joneses got a bigger doghouse, so my people had to build me a MUCH bigger one. They're happy now, but I find it a little drafty. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3021 It's got three beds, two kitchens, and 17 corners to pee in. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3022 If I add curtains, I'm afraid it will look dated. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3023 I hope to grow into it. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3024 Yes, this is the Doghedral 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3025 Doesn’t it make you want to go out and buy a sailboat? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3026 I needed more breeding space.” 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
3027 I pre-rasied the roof to be shure the party is going to be good 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
3028 This property has an atrium, lounge, and a billiards room - and, of course, no baths. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
3029 I've always had an over-arching need for a door like this. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3030 You should see my fire hydrant in the Hamptons. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3031 It's to compensate for my operation. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3032 Don't worry. All fleas start to look like their owners. They call it love. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3033 I find it keeps away door-to-door salespeople. 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
3034 They needed it to blend in... 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
3035 I got a great deal. Trump is liquidating his assets. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3036 Welcome to my new high rise dog house. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3037 It's a converted giraffium. 1.2368 0.04727 76 60 15 1
3038 It's in case I ever get a pet human. 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
3039 It was advertised as a high-rise. 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
3040 Can I crash on your couch for a night? My wife just put me out of the doghouse. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3041 I got engaged to a Great Dane and this is our compromise in housing. 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
3042 Why all the space? After all dogs are people too! 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3043 We got a good deal on the place from a Doberman. 1.2366 0.04431 93 71 22 0
3044 I told them if they wanted another dog, I’d need a bigger house. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3045 It's modern 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3046 Wait 'til you see the great trampoline in here! 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3047 ... and what's more, they never push me. If I want to shake hands, roll over, or play dead, it's totally up to me. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3048 The last owner had a giraffe for a pet. 1.2366 0.04687 93 72 20 1
3049 You should come in and check out the crown moldings 1.2366 0.04687 93 72 20 1
3050 I heard my owners talking about McMansions, but I had no idea. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
3051 What can I say, this house has good bones! 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
3052 You're REALLY in the dog house! 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3053 THIS is how I charge $1.5 million for 300 sq. ft. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
3054 What happens in Central Park stays in Central Park. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3055 Even if we have puppies, it's a bit much. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3056 Where's my penthouse? 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3057 Wait til you see the hydrant. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3058 My realtor says it has "Big Dog Energy." 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3059 And they still take me for a walk four times a day! 1.2361 0.05040 72 55 17 0
3060 Looks like your humans wanted you to stretch your legs,huh. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3061 I think we are allowed out, wanna play? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3062 Your bed is all made up in the guest doghouse. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3063 It's a human door. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
3064 Hey Kid! Welcome to New York, watch We’re you lift your leg. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3065 They could give us bigger beds, but I’ll let sleeping dogs lie. 1.2360 0.04383 89 70 18 1
3066 Happy guys like us need the headroom. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
3067 Previously owned by great danes. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
3068 Don’t you love it!! My boss is a New York City real estate developer. 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
3069 Is Geoffrey home 1.2360 0.04526 89 68 21 0
3070 You know, being in the dog house isn't so bad. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3071 In the city you have to build up, not out. 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
3072 The ad said “high ceilings and low floors”. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
3073 My wife's brother is a giraffe. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3074 They’re living with me until they can find something they can afford. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
3075 My best friend is a giraffe. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
3076 Me and Big Duke are rooming together these days. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
3077 We like it, but it's hard to heat. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
3078 Some guy named Shaquille adopted me. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
3079 I wanted a place with a formal dining room where I could throw up after digging through trash. 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
3080 ...it has 5 crates and 3 full fire hydrants... 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
3081 I bought it when I had delusions of grandeur. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
3082 So we went with a retro post-modern design, but the heating bills went through the roof! 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
3083 Welcome to The Bone Zone. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
3084 All it's missing is a 'Bark, Bury, Ball' sign. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
3085 Moved the hydrant inside. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
3086 Would you like to see my etchings. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
3087 We are expecting the Danish in-laws so needed to make a few changes. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
3088 Yeah, the high vaulted ceiling really gives you a feeling of a lot of space. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
3089 No. I'm allergic to ivy 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
3090 We’ll do cozy in the country. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
3091 It was designed so one my people friends gets to sleep in here with me after he barks too much at my other people friend. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
3092 You know what they say - While the Giraffe's away. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
3093 I will not bump my head , that much is certain. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
3094 Like my mom always used to say, "Think big, Ralphie, think big". 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
3095 It's a McDogMansion. Like it? 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
3096 It's all about expectations..." 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
3097 I had a hell of a time getting the previous tenant to move out. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
3098 The previous owner was a St. Bernard. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
3099 My grandfather was a great dane. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
3100 I wear high heels on Saturdays 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
3101 You better go now. My husband is on his way home. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
3102 The tall guy just left! 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
3103 Why does being bad feel so good? 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
3104 Oh and it has a great back yard for the human. 1.2353 0.06183 85 71 8 6
3105 It's roomy for Manhattan. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
3106 He’ll be out here for the night any minute now. Forgot their anniversary this time. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
3107 It is a lot of house but I love it. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
3108 Can you get me into Canada? 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
3109 For my Rothkos. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
3110 C'mon...the door's too big for them to thin k of looking for us here! 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
3111 The previous owner was an alpha male. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3112 Come on in. I have an open door policy 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
3113 I guess they're expecting me to grow into it. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
3114 And to think I could get a mid-century modern on my budget! 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
3115 You and your grand ideas. 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
3116 It’s a modernist gothic style. 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
3117 The weight loss diet plan really worked! 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
3118 The last owner was a Great Dane. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
3119 Clifford isn't home right now. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
3120 What housing crisis? 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
3121 Dogecoin 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
3122 Is vertical eternity or infinity? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3123 The elevator gets installed tomorrow. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
3124 How do you like my McDoghouse ? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
3125 I’m the big dog around these parts. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
3126 Yes, more maintenance -- but it provides more options for our home theatre. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3127 My architect says it's called a Viagra door. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
3128 The previous tenant was named Clifford. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
3129 I have no idea. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3130 Dad renovated it because Dad's always in it. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
3131 He asked me if 12" was 12 feet or 12 inches...and he believed me! 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
3132 Wow you weren’t kidding about how much farther a dollar goes, as soon as you leave the city! 1.2340 0.04644 94 73 20 1
3133 The rent is more expensive but the high ceilings are worth it. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
3134 The giraffes moved out, so I thought what the heck I’ll give it a try. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
3135 It’s sort of plain but there is plenty of room for growth 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
3136 Your turn. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3137 My owners planned for my adolescent growth spurt at one year 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
3138 Nice to meet you! My name’s Lou Ferrigno. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
3139 I gotta get out of here. This place is just crawling with giraffes. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3140 The stained glass windows have been ordered. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3141 It’s a little hard to heat, but it impresses the heck out of the girls. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3142 The elevator I ordered has been blockaded in Ottawa. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3143 I told Mr. Johnson: no flat roof! 1.2338 0.04855 77 59 18 0
3144 The howling ambiance is amazing! 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
3145 Come in, I got a chew toy the size of a Honda out back. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3146 All the other places I looked at were too ostentatious. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3147 Welcome to the Grand Opening! 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
3148 So, you want to buy a top hat? 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3149 Are you ready to sign this lease and live like the big dogs? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3150 Nice digs. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3151 Go on, bark. You will love the accostics! 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3152 do you think he's compensating for something? 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3153 you didn't have to have such a peak! 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3154 The previous owner was a Great Dane who found city life too 'ruff'. 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
3155 My wife is Danish. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3156 Yeah, it comes with its own bidet too... wanna try it? 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
3157 Before you ask, it’s for my dump-truck ass. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3158 With that St. Bernard permanently in the Hamptons, we can decorate with a little more space and flair 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
3159 It allows him to go in and out anytime he wants 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3160 It's all about hospitality. 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
3161 I had them install a people door. 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
3162 Wait’ll you see the water bowls! 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
3163 It's not much but I call it home. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3164 Small pawprint but the high ceiling makes it feel palatial. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
3165 It's ADA compliant. 1.2330 0.04407 103 80 22 1
3166 Marrying Clifford,you learn to compromise on location. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
3167 Now you be Lucy and I'll be Harpo. 1.2330 0.03147 103 85 17 1
3168 I thought the grand entrance was passe? 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
3169 I could have sworn the realtor said lots of bedroom, not head room." 1.2330 0.04407 103 80 22 1
3170 You should see the swimming pool. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
3171 Yeah… I ordered the upsized version. Why? 1.2330 0.04514 103 85 14 4
3172 Everything is bigger in Texas, even disgrace. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
3173 Boosted? 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
3174 It's a cheap sublet from someone named Marmaduke 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
3175 We got it for $500K over asking, and it used to be owned by Marmaduke. We couldn’t be happier. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3176 I won it from a Great Dane in a poker game. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3177 Raise the woof! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3178 Sure, it's a little ostentatious... but after all, the world is going to the dogs! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3179 I'll grow into it. My mom and dad were great Danes. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3180 My wife is an Irish Wolfhound. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
3181 This place would give us room to grow 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
3182 And all because I dug an old hard drive out of the dump! 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
3183 Mi casa con puerta gigante es tu casa con puerta gigante. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
3184 It’s Valentines Day so Dad should be here around 8:00. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
3185 I’m a placeholder dog until the mastiff arrives! 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
3186 Oh, yes, it's a highrise, but it's admittedly drafty at times. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
3187 Welcome to Mar El Doggo. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
3188 Clifford’s coming through anytime now 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
3189 They say that the previous owner was a fashion model. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
3190 I bought it from Clifford and Associates realtors. They told me I'd grow into it someday... 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
3191 I'm actually not crazy about the aesthetics, but the acoustics are incredible. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
3192 The sailboat is almost finished. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
3193 It’s easier to get in if you apply as a pup. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
3194 Vaccine card before entrance,please 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
3195 Now we can get some rescue humans for our dog house. 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
3196 Now I’m going to run for President. 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
3197 My humans say I’ll grow into it, 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
3198 The previous owner was a Greyhound. It's spacious but I only use the lower half. 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
3199 It’s in case I find a really big stick. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
3200 Welcome to my Penthouse. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
3201 My owner 'gentrifies' EVERYTHING. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
3202 Cryptocoin! 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
3203 Can you come out to play? 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
3204 “My Great-Great-Grandfather was a Corgi who thought he was a Great Dane.” 1.2321 0.04203 112 87 24 1
3205 I just love my Cathedral ceilings 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3206 Beware of dad. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3207 The sellers are motivated - couple of Giraffes. He got transferred back to the Serengeti. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3208 Swapped houses with Clifford. Boy, will he be surprised! 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3209 Now I see why you moved to the suburbs.” 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
3210 It's a bit over-the-top but very livable. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
3211 I got tired of hitting my head every time I went inside my last place. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3212 This was once owned by a famous Irish Wolf Hound. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3213 This place grows on you 1.2317 0.04688 82 63 19 0
3214 It was supposed to be a tall dog house, not a tall doghouse. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3215 Hey Fred, Welcome to the big house! 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3216 …so then my humans got over their tiny house obsession and… voila! 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
3217 Hello future, it's me again! 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3218 My dating profile says 6 feet. 1.2317 0.04688 82 63 19 0
3219 The board agreed to remove his name from over the door. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3220 We both know this place ain't big enough for the both of us. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3221 What do you think? We'd be able to invite our ugly, tall friends over for dinner. 1.2316 0.04601 95 74 20 1
3222 We have room to grow. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
3223 for a corgi, its a lot to live up to. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
3224 Well, this is what happens when you mate above your breed level and he has a high We Rate Dogs rating. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
3225 This is where the top dog lives, Mar-a-Retriever. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
3226 I find it a little embarrassing having the biggest house on the block, but it does attract the females, especially the Jack Russels. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
3227 I am claustrophobic so I need this space. 1.2316 0.04601 95 77 16 2
3228 I got a lot from the will. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
3229 Yeah, I own the air rights so I told my architect to just go for it. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
3230 Voila! The Doges Palace! 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
3231 They haven’t caught on. I chew my owner’s shoes and then get sent here.” 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
3232 I felt “doggie door” was demeaning. 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
3233 Best Airbnb ever! 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
3234 I'm giraffe-sitting 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
3235 I certai;nlywould not like to share kennel space with the previous occupant . 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
3236 I come from a family of tall tails. 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
3237 The first thing you need to do is to create a cryptocurrency with your face on it. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
3238 Is your mate a horse? 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
3239 It's a three-bedroom — single owner, Great Dane. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3240 The realtor said there would be room for us to grow in this house. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
3241 Mine are empty nesters, but decided to live large. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3242 When this world goes to the dogs, I want a human. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3243 Well, MY owner is an superstar in the National Basketball Association! 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
3244 I’m working on carrying a Big Stick too! 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
3245 It's for the nights he spends in the dog house. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3246 I told them that if they were true minimalist they'd switch houses with me. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3247 The tiny house trend is not for me. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3248 it’s a summer rental from a Great Dane. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3249 Wait till you see my fire hydrant! 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3250 Don’t feel intimidated, it’s just so my penis can fit through the door. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
3251 Shaq ain't much of a carpenter 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
3252 Welcome. This the foyer. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
3253 The Great Dane never picked it up, so they gave it to me at a discount. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
3254 But before you come in, I'd better tell you about the cat. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3255 If you think that’s big, you should see the Olympic-sized water bowl. 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
3256 I got all this for the same cost as a dingy one bedroom in Flatbush. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 3
3257 You look familiar, turn around for the sniff identification process? 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
3258 No, no. I don't mind the question. My ex was a giraffe. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
3259 I'm telling you Doug, someday dog properties will skyrocket. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
3260 You can have the upstairs bedroom, if you can find it. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
3261 It was built by an Irish Wolfhound and the whiskey cabinet is outstanding. 1.2308 0.06068 91 77 7 7
3262 Turns out having a bite worse than my bark has its advantages. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3263 It's a foreclosure. An Irish Wolfhound owned it. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3264 I would only settle for a greek revival styled house. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3265 It's all about keeping up with the Barkers. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
3266 Oh, you know, she found a door at the Paris flea market... 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3267 No, it wasn't about Feng Shui. The higher ceiling gives me room to park my helicopter indoors. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
3268 I got finally the extra space I needed due to WFH 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
3269 I call it the "Shaq Door"! 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
3270 Hey are you Brian? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3271 Welcome to this open concept, 3 bedroom, 2 fire hydrant stunner with city views and high ceilings! 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
3272 We can't afford to put in a door. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3273 The Coneheads lived here before. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
3274 I'm told I will grow into it. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
3275 I love the high ceilings. Wait until you see my stash of balls, bones and sticks! 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3276 You’ve never heard anything like it, let’s go in and howl together 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3277 I can’t talk for long - the giraffe I’m dating gets insanely jealous 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3278 I can’t tell if I’m coming or going. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3279 The Big Dog is out 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3280 The food bowl is huge too! 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3281 The former owner was a Russian Wolfhound. 1.2299 0.04537 87 67 20 0
3282 The wife built it for him. 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
3283 It’s called a McDoghouse. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3284 Welcome to what we call the dogscraper of skyscrapers. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3285 Nice house, but it is so 1980! 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3286 Who Let The Dogs Out?” came on and everyone just started to raise the roof 1.2299 0.05348 87 69 14 3
3287 I like the location but the overhead is too high 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3288 I think the grand entryway is very dramatic. Don’t you? 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3289 I know these McMansions are popular, but they really do change the neighborhood. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3290 My initial choice was early Gothic, but I had supply chain issues! 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3291 I always wanted a house with high ceilings. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3292 I'm just house sitting. The owner is an Afgan. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3293 Raising the roof was the least of our problems. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3294 Bernard is letting us stay here while he's away. What a Saint! 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
3295 Woof! Perks of the Platinum Kennel Club Card 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3296 Living with a Giant ain't that bad at all. He built me a mansion, and the left overs can last me a week! 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3297 No kitchen, no bath, but it's a lot bigger than my last place. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3298 No kidding? You live with a giraffe? 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
3299 Is this where we tell tall tales? 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
3300 Aren't you a big dog!" 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
3301 My name is Jumbo. What's yours? 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3302 You should have seen the pet before me. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3303 Between you, me and the wet fencepost… 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3304 I’m not a city dog, plus out here I can have a horse over if I want to. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3305 I bought it from the Danes. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3306 When does the Big Dog get home? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3307 I will downsize once pups are house trained Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
3308 Your place or mine? 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
3309 You're going to love the open floor plan 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
3310 It’s a little above our price range, but the schools are excellent and there’s a perfect yard right next-door where we can poop. 1.2292 0.05635 96 80 10 6
3311 This place has enough room for about 50 small dogs or for all the Republican politicians in D.C. who put their country over their party. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3312 I use the rug as a toilet, so they sent me to the Big House 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3313 It’s a bitch to cool. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3314 Of course, but she might be wearing heels 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3315 You know,just a few compromises and we saved our marriage 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3316 The former resident was a wolfhound. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3317 This unit comes with high ceilings, lots of light and plenty of carpet to pee on 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3318 I love the vaulted ceiling, but the heating bills are outrageous. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3319 My owner gets in trouble so often at home, that he customized this for sleepovers. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3320 Your housemates an Ass? Mines a giraffe. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3321 I thought I'd go for a highrise this time around. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3322 There is a level of passive-consent to architecture, you know. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3323 I don’t know why, but, here, I just kind of feel that my true inner soul has room to grow and find its true purpose! 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3324 I chose this place for the high ceilings and the open door policy. 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
3325 The previous pet belonged to an air rights lawyer. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3326 Nice view but let’s keep looking for a better fit. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3327 The only thing missing is a doggy door 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
3328 SOMEONE DID NOT READ THE DRAWINGS CORRECTLY. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
3329 My wife sends me here so often, I might as well have lots of space. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3330 Not Danish design, Great Danish design. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3331 Not to brag, but Ru Paul drops by. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3332 The former owner was from Brobdingnag. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3333 It has really high ceilings and a city view! Now I’m totally OK that my human has to go back into the office. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3334 Now I'm upwardly mobile! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3335 Pretty palatial -- and I'm kind of attracted to guys who land in the doghouse. 1.2283 0.04663 92 74 16 2
3336 I decided to love it, not list it. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3337 They call it the Dog House" 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3338 These caption contests are increasingly relying on ridiculous premises 1.2283 0.05804 92 77 9 6
3339 It's great, but be careful when you drink out of the toilet, ok? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3340 Well, what would you expect? This is New York so we have to live in a high-rise. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3341 They thought they adopted a standard not a miniature poodle. 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
3342 I bought it at Costco. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3343 Clifford moved out 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3344 My master is an architect. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3345 You say doghouse. I say Accessory Dwelling Unit. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3346 One of my favorite amenities includes covered barking 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3347 The real estate just keeps going up. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
3348 It's drafty,but the bone cellar is to drool for. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3349 The door's a bit drafty but the TV, kitchenette and Sleep Number bed are damned nice even when her husband joins me. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3350 You had me at “great bones”. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
3351 I have two roommates: one my owner calls 'So I paid $100,000 for you to be a barista?' and the other is 'You cheating SOB' 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
3352 Yeah, my wife's a giraffe. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
3353 Wait until you see how big the kibble is. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
3354 "Outsider not allowe here" 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
3355 Before we moved here, my friends told me everything is bigger in Texas. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
3356 The acoustics in here are pawsome! 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3357 The best thing about it is that there's no glass ceiling. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3358 My owner is a member of the Queen's Guard! 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3359 Other than it' really hard to hang the mistletoe, we like the place 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3360 Time to downsize! 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3361 I see you're keeping up with the bones-es. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3362 I love the high ceiling. A giraffe use to live here. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3363 The prior owners were a couple of giraffes who moved to the country. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3364 Hey Ralph, look what my sugar daddy got me." 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
3365 Down boy, down boy, they said. That gave me an idea. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3366 I subscribed to the tree of the month club. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3367 He has a really small...you know. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3368 Hello neighbor, I'm concerned about the growing income and wealth gap in our area. 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
3369 The cathedral ceilings sold us. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3370 Yep, they'll set you back a pretty penny, but I tell you, you can really lick your butthole in style with one of these babies. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
3371 You should see my hot tub... 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
3372 Apparently the last guy was on steroids. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
3373 Another supply chain problem. 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
3374 When cats see this place, I don't think they will expect to see mice. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
3375 They couldn’t afford a smaller one. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
3376 The steak is fine,but seriously,tap water? 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
3377 Strange requirements these days to get a mortgage. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
3378 He's in here a lot. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3379 You're right,this is very nice but wait till you see my place in the Hamptons. 1.2267 0.06173 75 61 9 4
3380 Bezos, Luna Bezos. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3381 When his wife throws him out he comes in here with me. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
3382 We went for the new, open floor plan 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3383 Mind the head! 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3384 I love the vaulted ceilings but the heating bills will be outrageous! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3385 It’s McKennel 1.2267 0.05049 75 61 12 2
3386 What exactly would I be compensating for? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3387 Yes, it's got grand ceilings, city views and a security system that will bark at the mailman for you. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3388 I chose this one because of these gorgeous tall ceilings. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3389 Wait ‘til you see his water bowl. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3390 Apparently a Great Dane had to unload it. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3391 The previous owners were a lovely Irish Wolfhound family. The main level boasts an open concept floor plan with cathedral ceilings. It has city views and your own private fire hydrant in the back. It's move-in ready. What do you think? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
3392 It's part of some new "attitude training". He says if I just think like a Great Dane I'll start to act like one. Some humans just don't get it. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
3393 My owner says it came with his McMansion. 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
3394 I barked and that Great Dane took off like he'd been promised leftovers at Gallaghers. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
3395 We wanted more space after 8 years in Manhattan 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
3396 It’s to fit him after fights. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
3397 My owner has a little man complex. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3398 Clifford used to live here 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
3399 I told the broker I wanted to live in a high-rise. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3400 At least I have a roof over my head. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3401 This coop is the height of stupidity. 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
3402 Now there's nowhere I can go to get away from them. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3403 This is what happens when us consumers are not consulted those who design the products. 1.2262 0.04433 84 67 16 1
3404 It's not much, but it's home 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3405 Your aspirations are higher than mine. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3406 What I pay for this here, back in the big city would be the size of a closet. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3407 When I read McKennel, I didn’t think it would be so drafty. I just thought it would be full of big Macs. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3408 Passed down through generations. 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
3409 And it comes with a half acre bath. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3410 You in the White House again?! 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3411 We're mask free! 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3412 Why not? It came with air rights. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
3413 I know where all the bodies are buried. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
3414 Plan A was a giraffe.... 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
3415 My owner says, "go big or go home". 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
3416 It's bigger on the outside. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
3417 Heat and ac is very nice. But I worry about the carbon footprint 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
3418 So good to meet TRUMP`s dog 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
3419 The dorms are part of the school's new DEI initiative 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
3420 My owner plays with a ball all day too. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
3421 I made a killing in DogeCoin. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
3422 Welcome the house the Dogecoin built. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
3423 Yeah, their last pet was a giraffe. 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
3424 Come on in, I’ll have Jeeves fix us a little snack. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
3425 Could I use your bathroom? 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
3426 It has scads of room for a growing family. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
3427 Hey, come on in! Don't mind the human, he gets excited around new people. 1.2258 0.05540 93 76 11 5
3428 For almost two years,you've been saying we need a bigger house. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
3429 It's safe: arch enemies can't get in. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 18 1
3430 The doorway is modeled after the Arc de Triomphe 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
3431 The sellers are both Whippets. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
3432 Metric. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
3433 My dad has me while he and Ma are divorcing. I don't understand why a Great Dane and Chihuahua have 'irreconcilable differences.'" 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
3434 The heating bill is crazy high, but it's roomy. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
3435 Taj, baby. Meet Mahouse 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
3436 We wanted 'Puppy Bowl' on big screen this year. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3437 Its over 3,000 square paws. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3438 It's worth the commute because now I can vacuum. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3439 I’m somewhat a celebrity, Marge Simpson pops in occasionally 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3440 Inflation is over the roof, Buzz! 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3441 I don't care if your mother will make the down payment,it's too damn big! 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3442 Come on in - I warmed up the trampoline! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3443 Out, damned Spot! This castle is reserved for M'Lady. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
3444 ... a beautiful yellow and brown coat, long eyelashes, and legs to die for. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3445 I'm a six week old labradoodlezilla. 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
3446 You should see the tricks I had to do to get this place, but the cathedral ceilings were worth it. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3447 Everyone says I must be compensating for something, but I say go big, go home. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3448 The last occupant had defacation issues. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3449 Her ex is Clifford. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3450 Toby journeys home after being lost and finds his brother. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3451 ‘The BnB owner is an Irish wolfhound.” 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3452 I'm overcompensating for a life of modest aspirations. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3453 My life's mission is to become the Big Dog. 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
3454 I love the suburbs. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3455 What Frisbee? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3456 You know what? I actually like being "in the doghouse"! 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
3457 It's great living in a high rise. The views are awesome! 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3458 I definitely need this mirror 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3459 Well, the cathedral ceiling does make it hard to heat. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3460 I gave my architect a long leash. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3461 Offers? You have no idea. 1.2247 0.04449 89 69 20 0
3462 The rent is reasonable but no barking after 10:00 PM is outrageous. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
3463 Next year we will have to duck our heads... 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3464 I have claustrophobia. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3465 You know, they say one door shuts and another opens three times the size! 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3466 I had the human door put in before I pick up my rescue next week. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
3467 I didn't want to. It's an HOA mandate. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
3468 Wow, Murray, this must be canine stories high! 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3469 It’s my mutt-mansion. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3470 My dearest Snoopy wanted the view. 1.2247 0.04728 89 75 10 4
3471 It's smaller than our house at Mar-a-Lago, but I can still hide a lot of stuff. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3472 Don't worry....think of it as the opposite of accepting limitations. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3473 You should see the pants she gets for her 'growing boy.' 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3474 You think this dog house is big? Wait till you see the trash can! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3475 They originally planned to get a Great Dane but then they adopted me and I get to live in this great Danish dog house! 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3476 Notice anything different around here? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3477 The agent assured me it had room to grow. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3478 Yeah, it's drafty, but the big dogs don't mess with me. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3479 Clifford must be taking a walk" 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3480 Come in and meet the wife. She just got back from her folks' place in Denmark. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
3481 When is that growth spurt gonna happen? 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3482 I didn’t know mice could be that big. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
3483 He hired a government contractor. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
3484 Yes, my kid is a basketball player -- why do you ask? 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
3485 I know. I liked my cute orange crate dog house too, but my owner thought I should have a megamansion too. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
3486 I complement you on your high expectations. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
3487 We would have gone higher but, you know: building permits. 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
3488 The housing market wasn't as ruff as they said it would be. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3489 I am expecting my in-laws. They are Great Danes 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3490 Play to win. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3491 At the end of the day, it's still just a doghouse. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3492 The rescue center told them I was part Great Dane. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3493 To begin the tour, you’re standing in the bathroom. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3494 Nope, I'm pretty sure that this house is now my best friend. 1.2237 0.05803 76 61 11 3
3495 When I said "dog house" the builder said: "Look you're in a big city!" 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
3496 I hope to find someone I look up to. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3497 I used to have a horse as a pet. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3498 They always give me their scraps! 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3499 I bought it from a couple of great Danes. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3500 My design, with apologies to de Chirico. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3501 how would i be able to tell you from me once i let you inside? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3502 Life is so much bigger since leaving California for Texas. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3503 No I haven’t reached my growth spurt yet. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3504 You are welcome to come in but my kitchen table is on a ship, my TV is in a port, and my couch is floating somewhere in a container on the pacific. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3505 It'll make sense once I start my growth hormones. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3506 It's built to accommodate her husband. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3507 Fittingly, they named me, Oz. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3508 They McSnoopied my house last year! 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3509 Yeah, the remodel was expensive, but you know I have a weakness for Great Danes. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
3510 Peekaboo! 1.2235 0.05125 85 71 11 3
3511 One's reach should exceed his grasp 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3512 We put up a Christmas tree. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3513 It’s great except the co-op board is run by a really uptight poodle. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3514 I'm a Queen's Guard's dog, retired. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3515 My owner is frequently in trouble with the misses. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3516 Their last pet was a giraffe, but he never learned to walk on a leash. 1.2235 0.06121 85 72 7 6
3517 Do you think it’s too much house for just me? 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
3518 I'm the replacement for their recently departed Great Dane. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3519 I know. I know. The contractor built the opening for a giraffe! 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3520 I’m their second emotional support pet, the first was a horse and he wasn’t good with lap work. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3521 Mutt's called Ivnkaka Swelled-head. I'm Jarhead. Smell ya' later," 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
3522 I have high aspirations for getting taller, my dad was a Great Dane. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
3523 I prefer a wraparound porch 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
3524 Yeah, I’m really enjoying the place since the humans all destroyed themselves. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
3525 I'm still painting accent walls and peeing in corners, but it's finally starting to feel like home. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
3526 The problem is,it might have too much curb appeal. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
3527 Daisy said better to downsize later than get something we might outgrow. 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
3528 Philip Johnson designed it. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
3529 I'm a grower not a shower 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
3530 It was the least I could do after they installed a dog door on the main house. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
3531 I'm just house-sitting for a Great Dane. 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
3532 Wow. You must have been a real bad boy. 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
3533 It's my high-rise apartment. Where's yours? 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
3534 It is spacious but the litter is troublesome 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
3535 Listen Fido, I'm tired of being a big dog in a little house so I had a talk with my human about making some renovations. 1.2233 0.04348 103 81 21 1
3536 Our giraffe is not in right now, so I am enjoying the high ceilings. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
3537 Thanks! I like it. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
3538 My owner proved that he doesn't give a damn about me, but the design massages his ego. 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
3539 It’ll be perfect for our new pet human! 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 20 3
3540 No, the height's on my wife's side of the family. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
3541 When the market is right, flip it! 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
3542 I'm doghouse sitting for a Great Dane. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
3543 Yeah. I invested in Dogecoin. Now I’m living the dream. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3544 They think I am a Great Dane puppy 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
3545 Wait until you see the penthouse suite! 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
3546 So you're the guard dog? 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3547 That's how we got the tree inside for my bathroom makeover. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
3548 I told you to get into Dogecoin early! 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3549 Yep-- Spike Lee is bringing the Knicks to my housewarming party! 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
3550 Thank you. It’s a Clifford original design. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3551 You see, Sara married an Elephant, and I'm trying to make the house more inclusive. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3552 I can use it whenever he is not in the doghouse. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
3553 Nice, huh? It even comes with a He and She fire hydrant. 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
3554 It is nice but all the heat goes to the loft. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
3555 I love it when Clifford has sleepovers. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
3556 I know, right? HGTV has totally raised the bar. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
3557 my owner is a tall man 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3558 My mortgage was about to go through the roof. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
3559 The vaulted ceilings are great, but I think the previous owner had pets. 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
3560 My human said the tail reduction surgery is too expensive. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
3561 I'm house sitting for my friend Clifford. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
3562 Yeah, well, my dad's bigger than your dad! 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3563 My husband is a giraffe, what else do you want to know? 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3564 ‘It’s the high ceilings that sold me on the place.’ 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
3565 My spouse is a giraffe 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
3566 Tall is beautiful! 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
3567 I'm sorry,Daddy Longlegs isn't in today 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
3568 They didn’t hear about the trend toward tiny houses. 1.2222 0.04941 90 74 13 3
3569 And I've downplayed my taxable income at the same time. 1.2222 0.06007 72 58 10 3
3570 As the realtor said, "it's a quick fix". 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
3571 If you've got it, flaunt it, right? 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
3572 Mind your head on the way in! 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
3573 Right now we're full of Cuomos. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3574 And this design now makes it possible for me to easily adopt a human. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3575 When Clifford's family moved away, they left it behind. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3576 It's got cathedral ceilings and the tallest fire hydrant on the market. 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
3577 It's not really a supertall but it does have a great open floor pan. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3578 The real draw of these pre-recession McMansions are your views of the convertible yard/master bath. 1.2222 0.04229 108 87 19 2
3579 It's murder to heat this place. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
3580 He wanted a Great Dane, she got us..... 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3581 I used to date a Giraffe. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3582 Master is frequently in the house 1.2222 0.04407 90 72 17 1
3583 Please wipe your paws before you come in. 1.2222 0.04648 81 63 18 0
3584 A family of giraffes just moved out...I got it for a song! 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
3585 Where is the Master bedroom? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
3586 It's so upscale I'm referring to it as my canine quarters. 1.2222 0.04813 90 74 13 3
3587 The renos went great! Do you think I overdid it? 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3588 Isn’t it fabulous? It was featured in last month’s Barkitectural Digest 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3589 You be Lucy and I'll be Harpo. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3590 It's designed to echo when you bark. 1.2222 0.04648 81 63 18 0
3591 I think I really misjudged how metaverse real estate works 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
3592 It’s nice for a doghouse, but the heating bills are ridiculous. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
3593 How’d you know I was Trump’s dog? 1.2214 0.04881 131 111 11 9
3594 Speak softly and carry a large house. 1.2212 0.03922 113 90 22 1
3595 It's a Trump thing. Dog houses are cheap. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
3596 I think this is where the Tall Dog lives. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
3597 The realtor is right. This place has tremendous upside. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
3598 He used to have an ostrich. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
3599 At last, this home is bigger for the two of us!!? 1.2212 0.04089 104 81 23 0
3600 Ever since they went back to Kansas, there's been a lot less drama. 1.2211 0.05004 95 79 12 4
3601 It was her idea to go big. It was my idea to not have a door. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3602 I just LOVE the vaulted ceilings. Gives such elevation to the space. 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
3603 It's a converted loft. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
3604 I got a sweet deal on this when Clifford died. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3605 Yeah, but it really discourages solicitors. 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
3606 I know. The cobwebs are grotesque. I don’t know what I was thinking 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3607 I don't know if you and my big brother are a good fit. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
3608 It's a special diet food. Glad you liked it. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
3609 I got it at a steal too. Apparently it was built over an old graveyard. I mean, jackpot, right?! 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
3610 The heating bill is crazy, but I can jump all I want. 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
3611 The high ceilings really sold it 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
3612 Nice try but no way. We're done. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
3613 This city has gone to the dogs. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
3614 If I can't be big.... at least I can build big." 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
3615 Actually, I’m HIS master. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
3616 Big breeds all start somewhere. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
3617 Yea, I share my doghouse with my master quite often. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
3618 LOVE THY NEIGHBOR AS THYSELF?????????? 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
3619 You wanted to date a bad boy...well, I already live in "the big house". 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
3620 I saw Clifford’s obituary in the newspaper. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
3621 The major precondition was it had to be people friendly. 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
3622 Well I had to compensate somehow 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
3623 What are the rates on a 210 year mortgage these days? 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
3624 Welcome to the Big House. The rent isn't bad but the heating bills are astronomical. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
3625 I know it's more than we need but look at that view. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
3626 C'mon in and check out the Power of the Dog 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
3627 A lot of dogs are sayin' it makes me look taller. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
3628 Yeah, I know these supertalls are ruining the city, but they’re a good investment. 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
3629 These days home developers have no sense of scale or design. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
3630 They are talking about a new virus, we are immune and the picnic is on. 1.2209 0.04500 86 67 19 0
3631 yeah the giraffe just moved in 1.2209 0.05072 86 68 15 2
3632 My owner is a Queen’s Guard 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
3633 My owner calls it a cathedral and gets a huge tax deduction. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3634 But are you going to Love it or List it? 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3635 It's my owner's answer to the tiny house for big people. It's the BIG house for tiny dogs! 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
3636 My owner has made the best of the relationship's rough patch. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3637 My wife's a Russian Wolfhound. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3638 It’s gonna be one big dog pile tonight! 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
3639 Giraffes are supposed to make the best room mates 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3640 I’ll move in with you. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3641 The realtor said it was originally Clifford’s pied a terre! 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3642 It’s so I don’t hit my head on the roof when I get excited. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3643 Median doghouse prices are increasing, but I think you’ll come to Victorian style high ceilings are well worth the extra penny. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3644 I made that giraffe an offer he couldn't refuse. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3645 It was a COVID project. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
3646 Love your high ceilings! 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
3647 It's 'aspirational' architecture. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
3648 You know, I was able to install a pendulum clock for the first time in my life. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
3649 All that’s missing is a warning sign that will say Beware Of The Dog’s Owner. 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
3650 The housing market peaked, huh? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
3651 I handled it. He's dead. You don't want to know. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
3652 The original owner was a Great Dane. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
3653 Your heating bills must be enormous. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
3654 Yeah the property taxes are terrible but you just can’t raise a litter in the city these days. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
3655 We got a deal because it was a spec house for some Great Danes, and it’s in Jersey. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
3656 I prefer Gothic architecture but I settled Romanesque. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
3657 What dog did you eat to get high ceilings and open concept in this market? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
3658 Oh dear, looks like it's bigger than both of us. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
3659 I got tired of the outdoor eating sheds. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
3660 They said vaulted ceilings increase resale value 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
3661 I wanted someone who offered high ceilings and a view. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3662 They always wanted Great Danes. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
3663 He looked at my feet and decided I’d need this when I grow into them. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3664 What part of 'Tea Cup' do they not understand 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3665 We got at a steal from a Danish couple. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
3666 The hound is going to get pretty angry. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3667 Bet my dad's taller than your dad. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3668 I always wished I was a big dog. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3669 It used to be owned by an ostrich. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
3670 What do you mean pretentious? I think it fits right in! 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3671 This used to belong to Secretariat! 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3672 Cool in the summer but hard to heat in the winter. 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
3673 So, this is “high-brow” living??? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3674 I bought it from Clifford. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3675 It’s an old house, so it gets a little drafty. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3676 Don’t you just love high ceilings? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3677 ...and so, I told my architect I needed enough sunlight for my Instagram photos 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3678 Great Dane? I'd settle for OK Dane... 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3679 Oh, don't worry. My parents won't be home till dark. 1.2192 0.05602 73 61 9 3
3680 It comes with a servant who feeds me. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
3681 He’s in the doghouse so much he has his own entrance… 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
3682 My contractor is a cross between a Newfoundland dog and a giraffe. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
3683 We follow the science here. No reentry without a covid test. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
3684 I suppose you're in the Dog House - but I love open floor plan. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
3685 I was a bad dog and they sent me to the Big House. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
3686 I’ll do all the cleaning if you’ll take the top bunk. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
3687 Who said dog days are over?! 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
3688 Change the lightbulbs?! C'mon... Let's live a little! 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
3689 I am manifesting a future in which I am a wealthy Great Dane. 1.2184 0.04455 87 68 19 0
3690 Mrs. McGillicuddy assured me I'd like home in city but I can't even find my bone. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
3691 He wanted to downsize. We compromised. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
3692 It really was necessary now that I'm working from home. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
3693 He's 7 foot two and he's in the doghouse a lot! 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
3694 Don't you hate it when humans come in here and use our place as a toilet? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3695 Guess what my roomie is. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3696 I like to lick myself in privacy. 1.2184 0.04455 87 68 19 0
3697 He's 'in the doghouse' so often, he decided to make it more comfortable. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3698 If you move in they won’t even notice two of me 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3699 I'll give you 10 bones over asking. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
3700 Now maybe the giraffes across the street will finally come over. 1.2184 0.04455 87 70 16 1
3701 I have a hoteling arrangement with the great dane next door. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
3702 Just moved in. My mon's boyfriend is a Mastiff. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
3703 I'm hoping it'll catch the eye of a certain svelt saluki I know. 1.2184 0.05019 87 69 15 2
3704 What do you mean, 'What is it?' 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
3705 It's so convenient, they can come and go when I'm not here. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3706 When did you get sent to the Big House? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3707 It was a steal! Clifford had to leave town in a hurry. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3708 No. high ceiling is not out of fashion! 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
3709 NO-body gets in to see The Wizard’s Dog. Not nobody, not no how! 1.2179 0.04705 78 61 17 0
3710 Jeff Koons is making a sculpture of me for the lobby. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3711 The best part of moving to the suburbs is all the extra space. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3712 They wanted a big dog but had to settle for me. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3713 It was listed as a fixer-upper, but we like it just the way it is. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
3714 I’m in the millennial doghouse 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
3715 Its previous owner was a Great Dane, so it has gorgeous vaulted ceilings. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3716 Thanks for coming. As soon as the excavator lands we can bury the bone. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3717 ... and this is just the foyer! 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3718 My apologies, I didn’t mean to make a big entrance. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3719 You didn't tell me you got a dog cave. 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
3720 Let's go ahead. I took my Viagra just in time. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
3721 The previous owner was Clifford. 1.2178 0.05378 101 85 10 5
3722 I bought Apple at 50. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
3723 The rooms are small, but the high ceilings make it feel spacious. 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
3724 So, what's it like living with a Great Dane? 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
3725 It used to be owned by Marmaduke. 1.2174 0.04592 92 76 14 2
3726 So they sent me a giraffe house by mistake, but when I tried to return it they said to keep it AND gave me a refund. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
3727 It’s a hedge against inflation. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
3728 ... and a southern exposure. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3729 Yes, it feels like a mausoleum, too. They told the builder they wanted to own a piece of the skyline. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
3730 Yeah, the wife and I decided to build back bigger. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
3731 I was in the doghouse with the wife so often that we decided to expand. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
3732 I don't know why the door is so tall 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3733 It’s a bit of a fixer-upper. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
3734 High ceilings are overrated 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3735 In central locations like these the only way is up. 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
3736 Covid Tested? 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
3737 Sure,the scale is wrong…. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
3738 Couldn't resist the 11 foot ceilings! 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3739 I think it's about unrealistic expectations. 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
3740 Maybe the Great Dane architect was a bad idea. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
3741 Of all the gin joints, in all the towns… 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
3742 So it's secondhand from a Great Dane but it's got great bones. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
3743 I scored big in the Market so I bought this high rise. Isn't free enterprise wonderful? 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
3744 I bought it from a Great Dane family. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
3745 That’s what you get these days when you ask a for a great big danish. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3746 I think you’ve got small dog syndrome 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3747 We're planning for a big family. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3748 Their last dog was a Great Dane. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
3749 My house or yours? 1.2169 0.04863 83 68 13 2
3750 Sometimes Mrs. Brown makes Mr. Brown sleep in here, too. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3751 Big house for a big dog. Am I right! 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3752 Melania kept sending him here and so he had to remodel it. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
3753 Dumb Shit that we look at 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
3754 Are your parents home? 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
3755 Yeah, let's go find some hot dogs. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3756 You wouldn’t believe the overhead. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3757 I bought the house off a greyhound. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
3758 My dad thought he was adopting a Great Dane! 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3759 It's a bit of a fixer upper... but you can ALWAYS add a second dog house. 1.2169 0.04551 83 65 18 0
3760 I'm practically a sheep dog! It's a llama. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3761 It's an accommodation for my tall tail. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3762 It’s got loads of curb-your-dog appeal. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3763 And you laughed, Fido, when I invested in bitcoins. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3764 The renos went way over scope. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3765 The previous owner was Danish. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3766 I find the high ceilings promote my 'big dog' mentality. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3767 I am still not sure about the high ceiling—my heat bill is outrageous. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3768 Giraffe home? 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3769 Dad says I’m not being realistic, but I’m gonna be a giraffe when I grow up. 1.2165 0.04203 97 76 21 0
3770 Upstairs or downstairs? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3771 For me this tiny house is huge. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3772 Look, I know what it looks like but in a couple of years I'll be ducking my head to get in. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3773 My Master's been sleeping out here so much he decided to give me an upgrade... 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3774 They have great plans for me 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3775 Hey! Did you get a haircut? 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
3776 Sometimes it’s a thin line between want and need. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
3777 Big dogs will totally know I'm also a big dog. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
3778 It's nice, but the previous owner left red hair all over the place. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
3779 Since moving out of the City I’ve really been able to indulge. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
3780 Besides being super cheap, I never worry about bumping my head. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
3781 My friend Jerry is an Irish Wolfhound. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
3782 I thought that you wanted to downsize. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
3783 All artists have a high ceiling for their studios. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
3784 One size fits all," it said 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
3785 Have you met Dane? He's Great. This is his house. Boy bye. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
3786 Now I can invite hot greyhounds to watch Netflix. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
3787 This will be a duplex once they put in a staircase." 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
3788 'Kareem should be home any minute now.' 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
3789 This is where we preach our religious dogma: Sit. Stay. Be a good boy. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
3790 Welcome to my humble...eh what the heck. Just come in, this summer weather is brutal! 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
3791 I remodeled during the pandemic… 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
3792 Sure, I can introduce you to LeBron. 1.2159 0.04411 88 69 19 0
3793 Their last companion animal was a giraffe. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
3794 Can't believe you bagged a Great Dane. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
3795 humans are losing it. i think it's time to side with the cats. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
3796 What wad I thinking about moving to the country and getting me such a big house. I can’t take care of it. I’m going back to the city. 1.2159 0.04411 88 69 19 0
3797 I'd never seen 'unicorn barn' in a real estate listing before, so I dropped by." 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
3798 Welcome to my pied a terre, mon ami 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
3799 Yes, their first dog was a Great Dane. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
3800 The high ceilings give it a much larger feel. 1.2157 0.05329 102 86 10 6
3801 I’m in the Big House now. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
3802 We couldn't resist the view. 1.2157 0.04323 102 81 20 1
3803 This place is great for juggling. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3804 You can wear your hat in here Tex 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3805 They say high ceilings add value to a house. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3806 I know what it looks like, but I'm actually on a very short leash. 1.2152 0.04653 79 62 17 0
3807 It was easy! I just said that they could either poop in the house or make a big doghouse for my friends and me. Simple! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3808 When you said you were in the dog house, I thought it was a punishment. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3809 It's gotten great reviews on Airbnb. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3810 So this is the kind of space you can get in Brooklyn? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3811 I'd ask you in, but it's cold and there's no front door 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3812 My old place was feeling a little claustrophobic. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3813 I inherited it from my uncle Clifford. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3814 It was a must to achieve the vaulted ceilings and that sense of space we had to have. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3815 The doorway scares away humans and the bank still doesn’t know it loaned all that money to a dog. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
3816 It was a gift from Mark 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3817 Eh, it's a living. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3818 I know it's a little over the top, but my husband insisted. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3819 I just wish they would call ahead instead of barging in unannounced... 1.2152 0.04653 79 62 17 0
3820 No! I don't want to buy any double-glazing! 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3821 Well, when you're married to a Great Dane... 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
3822 I see they sent you to the dog house too”? 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
3823 The high ceiling gives it a wonderful feeling of spaciousness. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
3824 You should hear how my farts echo in here. Nothing "Good Boy" about them. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
3825 If you can't be the big dog, at least you can have a big house. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
3826 The house may not be fancy, but it's got good bones. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
3827 C'mon in. Mi dog house es tu dog house. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
3828 Nobody’s told him yet. 1.2151 0.05690 93 79 8 6
3829 The developers ran out of money, so we all use the same door. 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
3830 The wife made his move permanent. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3831 It's a little over the top, but I've convinced them that I'm worth it. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3832 Are you vaccinated? 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3833 Come in. Wait 'til you see the size of the bone in the back. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
3834 My owner fits in easily. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3835 Jeff Bezos's dog used to live here 1.2143 0.05101 84 67 14 2
3836 Come, brother, into the House of Dog. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
3837 The stimulus checks and rent abatement made me feel like ,”Go for it!” 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3838 It's supposed to be aspirational! 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3839 It used to be owned by a Great Dane. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3840 It's sea-level resilient. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3841 He doesn't want people to think he has a little dog! 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3842 It may be humble, but it's home. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
3843 It's not as if it was a new slipper. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
3844 Because of the housing crisis, even the giraffes have to sell their house 1.2143 0.04166 98 77 21 0
3845 McMansion-y, of course. But this IS Jersey. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3846 They had to dismantle the historic Rotterdam Bridge just to deliver it. 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
3847 And just wait until you see the size of the toilet! 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3848 Yeah, thanks for helping pick the winning numbers. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3849 He buys a dog house at Giraffes R Us. And he wonders why I’m not more grateful. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
3850 I don’t know why dad complains about always being in here 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3851 I feel bad about being a gentrifier, but it was impossible to pass up the open floorplan and 6-foot ceilings in this loft-style doghouse. 1.2143 0.04504 84 66 18 0
3852 Our HOA prohibits tiny homes. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3853 I just got engaged to a Newfoundland. 1.2143 0.04166 98 77 21 0
3854 Lots of room, but no place to sleep, eat or pee. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
3855 I may be a pup, but I have big dreams. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
3856 Actually, what sold me on it was the location. It's just steps from a curb. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
3857 I got this place dirt cheap from Clifford, the Big Red Dog. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3858 McMansions have gone to the dogs! 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3859 We bought it from some giraffes who got upside down on it. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
3860 Ralph’s extended his trip to the Serengeti . Roaming the plains or some nonsense. I tell you Becky, NEVER marry outside your species. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3861 Thin is in. 1.2136 0.04286 103 82 20 1
3862 We wanted to upsize so we'd have room for the whole pack. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
3863 They used to raise llamas. 1.2136 0.04286 103 82 20 1
3864 Are you expecting your big brother? 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
3865 I have to make myself scarce every time they add a dead person, but other than that... 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
3866 It’s a tall order, but I like the way their habits swish. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
3867 When the agent told me it had a cathedral ceiling, I marked it right away. 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
3868 Come in and check out the lift to the penthouse 1.2135 0.05412 89 76 8 5
3869 I’d rather be riding my polo pony” would make a neat bumper sticker for a dog...but face it, Carl—dogs don’t drive 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
3870 We could always just get high, I guess. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
3871 Apparently, I'm about to have a growth spurt. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
3872 Trump isn't the only one with a tower! 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
3873 It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the door and it’s height. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
3874 With the housing market being what it is, I had little choice. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
3875 I wish I could help, but it's just a one-bedroom studio. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
3876 I love the high ceiling, but the door is too much of a security risk. 1.2135 0.04368 89 70 19 0
3877 It's more house than we were looking for... 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
3878 It’s his latest pet project. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3879 Like Fernando says, it’s better to look good than to feel good. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3880 Last time the in-laws were in town, I got a new roommate. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3881 I only subscribe to the newspaper for the movie listings. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3882 Come on, I found Clifford's porn stash 1.2133 0.05787 75 61 10 3
3883 I told them I could get along with anyone because I’m a great dame! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3884 Bauhaus is cool, I guess, but a colonnade would have been SO convenient. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
3885 The male human was sent to the doghouse so often, he decided to upgrade the facilities 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
3886 The only downside is the high overhead cost. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3887 I told my architect I wanted less of a Kennel and more of a Westminster. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3888 I can literally swim in my water bowl. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3889 Woof? I thought you wanted to raise the roof. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3890 They used their stimulus check on me. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3891 Hey Kim Kardashian, we're here to ask 73 questions with Vogue. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3892 What can I say? I made sure the St Bernard wasn't too big to fail. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3893 Let's go for a drive; the world is human-free. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3894 When your master is Jeff Bezos, you have to live large. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
3895 I shopped around. But in the end the key was finding a rent controlled place with an elderly St. Bernard tenant. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
3896 Great Dane revivals are hot. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
3897 Welcome to the Fun house where the best dogs stay. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
3898 Oh, c'mon...you don't need a human to let you out! 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
3899 My friend Clifford is subletting it to me. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
3900 They say the architect was Danish—and apparently quite renowned. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
3901 Let's see who will win the stare game 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
3902 There's lots of room for barking." 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3903 Wait until they find out I'm not a Great Dane 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3904 The new digs are great for gothic howling. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3905 Vaulted ceilings are great, but open concept is really the cat's meow! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3906 Spacious room so your kids can play indoors with their drones. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
3907 In case someone marries a giraffe. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3908 I like to bring the fire hydrant in when the weather is bad. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3909 Is this what they said to move to the city and live the high life? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3910 It's dead quiet, and plenty of bones. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
3911 Yao kept hitting his head. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
3912 It’s Bow-wow house 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3913 My realtor advertised it in cubic feet. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
3914 I exploit the workers for my own gain in a rigged system. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3915 Can you believe their last dog was red? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3916 Daddy was a Russian Wolfhound. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
3917 Guess there's room for everyone in the dog house 1.2124 0.04254 113 96 14 3
3918 Hank Williams stayed here often, years ago. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
3919 His wife makes him sleep with me and he's tired of bumping his head when he wakes up. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3920 How's your house fur face? 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
3921 Trump. What's yours? 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
3922 High ceilings, baby!!! 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
3923 Not as big as our place in the country, but it works. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3924 You really need to give me a bark before you come over. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3925 My Gazpacho momma didn't initially know much about weiner dogs 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3926 Being in the dog house... not so bad, actually. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
3927 He decided to raise the roof and move in. He snores but there are always planty of treats. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3928 Jeff often sleeps in here too, he got tired of ducking. 1.2118 0.04458 85 67 18 0
3929 What can I say? My owner is a Postmodernist. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
3930 It was a divorce sale by two Great Danes! 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3931 Just like everybody else. It's not because we need it, but because we can have it. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
3932 It's an architect's idea of a pet door. 1.2118 0.02696 85 70 15 0
3933 They looked at my feet and said I’d grow into it. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3934 I think having the name greyhound can be confusing at times. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3935 I bought it cheap from an Irish Wolfhound. I'm thinking of converting to a 3 decker. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
3936 The entryway has such great curb appeal. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3937 I purchased it from a Great Dane. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3938 The matching dog bowl was a bust. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
3939 And the cost has low overhead! 1.2118 0.04762 85 70 13 2
3940 Just so you know - fire hydrant installation is a Jeff Koons original so don't even think about lifting your leg. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3941 Well, you always complained about those holes in the wall. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3942 For really big bones. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3943 Don’t be too impressed. My master installed a glass ceiling. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
3944 The ceiling is sky-high, yes, so doggy odors float over the guests! 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3945 This is the dog house for the Empire State Building 1.2118 0.04458 85 67 18 0
3946 It was always the House of Dog Church, they just had it backwards. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3947 So much for urban renewal! 1.2115 0.04250 104 83 20 1
3948 Here's an easy one; what's on top of a house? 1.2115 0.04767 104 88 11 5
3949 We’d better go. I think we’re in the Giraffe House. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3950 Nancy and I were watching this home improvement show, when they started talking about "vaulted ceiling" 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3951 I thought home ownership was beyond my means, but look what I can afford out here in the boonies! 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3952 They've made it way too easy to get into the Kennel Club these days. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3953 I'm happy to have you home, but what did you do with the furniture? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3954 Thanks - I do love the high ceilings, but oy the air conditioning bill... 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3955 It looks bigger from the outside. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
3956 You should see the storage space! 1.2111 0.04605 90 71 17 1
3957 Installing the fire hydrant was a piece of cake. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3958 Yes, its an Oldenburg. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
3959 I'm house sitting for Marmaduke 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
3960 We'll be OK as long as it doesn't huff high or puff low. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3961 What it lacks in style, it makes up in space. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3962 For when I have the Great Danes over for pinochle. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3963 I" ve shrunk with age" 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3964 I told her I need a place that gets lots of natural light if I’m going to keep posting content to her social channels. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
3965 'Winning Crufts had its benefits alright'. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3966 The other creatures living here are tall and have very round heads. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3967 Where are the puppies? 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
3968 ``I love the high ceilings.'' 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3969 Mortgaged to the hilt,but so much room for growth! 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3970 I inherited this place from my uncle, a Great Dane. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3971 I’m here for the open house. 1.2105 0.04205 95 75 20 0
3972 Now that the kids are gone, I have the muttmansion to myself again. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3973 All I wanted was a dog house, they must really think I can be a guard dog! 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3974 It goes completely against my own minimalist ethic, but my humans like it. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3975 Dad's tail never stops wagging around mom. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
3976 It's for when my best friend comes over! 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3977 THINK WE BOUGHT TOO BIG A HOUSE? 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
3978 Ohhh, you said Bark de Triomphe? 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3979 You should see the cat box. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3980 Now that the kids are away at obedience school, its time for us to downsize. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
3981 It was custom built for my brother Harry who plays professional basketball. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3982 Dude, I don’t have a Napoleon Complex. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
3983 Just keeping up with the Joneses. 1.2105 0.03784 95 78 16 1
3984 When you suggested we should move in together, you did not mention your ex was a Great Dane 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3985 They had such high hopes for me. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3986 Hand-me-downs never fit. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3987 The last tenant was an ostrich. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3988 COWABUNGA? 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3989 This is my rich owner's idea of being in the "doghouse"!!!! 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
3990 Sure it is a bit overdone but it certainly impresses the neighbors. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
3991 I love a tall ceiling! 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
3992 The treacherous times of doggy doors are far gone, thanks to new technology! 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
3993 Being in the doghouse isn’t too bad these days. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
3994 Sure there are high ceilings, but it smells like wet dog 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
3995 I just really needed something to contain my oversized personality. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3996 Closing scene of Mildred Pierce is actually over on Lot B, Stage A. You’re at “Lassie, Come Home.” 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
3997 My master has only heard my bark, he's never seen my bite. 1.2099 0.06013 81 69 7 5
3998 When my owners said they were sending up to the big house,this wasn't what I thought they meant. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3999 It'll look much bigger with furniture. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4000 I find their expectations a bit stifling. 1.2099 0.04012 81 65 16 0
4001 Do you like the human door for when my owner is in the doghouse with me? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4002 Won it from a Mastiff with a serious gambling addiction. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4003 It’s leash-free living plus city views 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4004 I had the fitting for the uniform yesterday,and I get the rifle to orrow 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4005 Not me, I'm not changing the light bulbs. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4006 I can finally fit my ego through the doorway. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4007 Oh, it's because my owner has to use it too when his wife says he's "in the doghouse", whatever that means. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4008 This place has everything we need - high ceilings, modern kitchen and plenty of toilets to drink from. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4009 Do you think that glowing thing we ate earlier will do anything to us? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4010 It kind of grows on you. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4011 Yes. I am the dog in the High Castle. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4012 Looks like we got lucky! It was originally built for a giraffe family, but they decided not to move to the city. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
4013 Covid was the perfect time for me to make a few improvements. 1.2095 0.04214 105 86 17 2
4014 It was originally designed in the Great Dane era. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
4015 I can't tell you what the humans are thinking. 1.2093 0.04412 86 68 18 0
4016 I started going to the gym. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
4017 Yes, it is spacious but I lose a lot of heat because of the vaulted ceiling. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4018 You used to get more house for your money a few years ago. 1.2093 0.04412 86 68 18 0
4019 …you said ‘new digs’ 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
4020 My humans couldn’t manage to get a French Bulldog, so they’re compensating. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
4021 It is curious how at a certain age, humans tend to downsize their best friend. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4022 They are planing on giving me growth hormones 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
4023 My Owner has a McMansion in the Hamptons. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
4024 Don’t worry, we’ll grow into it soon. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
4025 I’m not big on the tiny house thing! 1.2093 0.04412 86 68 18 0
4026 The reverb is great; the band is gonna love it! 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4027 I don't think this is your house.. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4028 We call it the Gateway Doghouse National Monument. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
4029 On Zillow they called it a 'giraffe-style' house. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4030 Sorry, Skippy is at basketball practice until 5. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
4031 Actually, I sort of like the statement it makes. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4032 I've got more space than I can use. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4033 The architect designed the doorway solely based on the sound of my bark! 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4034 I'm dating a Great Dane. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
4035 My owner needed the head room. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
4036 Apocolypse rocks. 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
4037 Kind of sus,mate 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
4038 I always wanted a vaulted ceiling 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
4039 So you’re telling me, dad was a Great Dane and this is his childhood home? 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
4040 The master will see you in the drawing room. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
4041 There's room for the chandelier, the mural...and it's quite cool in summer. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
4042 Live in a doghouse for the size dog you want to be, not for the size dog you are. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
4043 Hi, George. I see you built a house to fitt your extra small shoes. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
4044 Seriously, this is the high rise we live in! 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
4045 My plan is to Air bnb it out to some cats when I retire 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
4046 And there’s a glass ceiling 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
4047 They call it Maximalism. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
4048 They call it a McDoghouse. I call it home. 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
4049 Apparently size does matter to her 1.2088 0.04284 91 72 19 0
4050 My architect convinced me we should make a 'statement'" 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4051 I made it more owner friendly for those once-in-a-while sleepovers. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
4052 So when did you get neutered? 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
4053 I know the importance of a grand entrance. 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
4054 The giraffe let it go for a song” 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
4055 No idea. They only said, “awwffoofoowiddlewoozums yes you are! yes you are! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4056 Hello sir, are you looking to refinance? 1.2083 0.04422 96 79 15 2
4057 My ad was accidentally switched with a Great Dane puppy. I understand he’s been having back problems ever since. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
4058 Im keeping up with the Fidos 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
4059 And then the man said to the woman, "I can just eyeball it." 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
4060 You were right. We should have hired a more experienced architect. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
4061 Here is the 2-bedroom option for you and your human. 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
4062 One day, buddy. Dinosaur bones. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4063 I'm his comfort dog. His giraffe died. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4064 My owner got a raise. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
4065 Bob hasn't had a single accident since we installed him a human door. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
4066 Shut the door behind you, otherwise we get a giraffe in here. 1.2079 0.04058 101 80 21 0
4067 It's a great place to live, but the overhead... 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
4068 The builder used the metric system!! 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
4069 I am glad you showed up at the Grand Opening. 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
4070 What do you mean the neighbors say my house is too big? 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
4071 It’s Midi Roveresque. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
4072 I have high hopes 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
4073 I've been thinking about putting in a loft. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
4074 This is Dane's pad. Perfect location. You know how many bones a pad like this would fetch? 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
4075 Overcompensating much? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4076 I know you get more space when leaving the city but this is ridiculous. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4077 They still don't know we're mice. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4078 Congratulations. I see you've made it big in this dog-eat-dog society. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4079 My master sleeps over sometimes! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4080 I'm feeling like a rat in this big house. Now my name is Mickey House. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4081 I really wanted a house I could grow into 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4082 It's a high rise!" 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4083 My owner says I’ll grow into it. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4084 I'm telling you these high rises are ruining the neighborhood! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4085 3,600 square feet doorman, elevator and I can jump up on the furniture. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4086 Big door, no leash. Not impressed. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4087 Downsizing makes everything spacious. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4088 Coco says I’m just compensating since that trip to the vet 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4089 This is my owner’s idea of saving money on furniture. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4090 Apparently, they were NOT expecting a MINIdoosle! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4091 I really like the cathedral ceilings. The acoustics are amazing! 1.2078 0.05008 77 61 14 1
4092 I came here to talk about your walker's extended warranty 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4093 My human is a millionaire. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
4094 The giraffe that lived here before made some modifications. Think it 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
4095 It's called an HMT (His Master's Trouble). 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4096 You ever see the movie Spinal Tap? 1.2075 0.04179 106 85 20 1
4097 It’s a place to hang my leash. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
4098 The meaninglessness of life is symbolized by this tall, empty doorway leading nowhere. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
4099 May I come in to see your trampoline? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4100 This baby is no doghouse. It's a detached master bedroom for when the mistress changes the locks and "forgets" to give the master the new key. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4101 I'm anticipating personal growth this year 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4102 My human thinks this is 'his' man cave! 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4103 It was part of a dog food factory, but we converted it into a loft. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4104 Yes! And I love the airy feel. I’ll just run home and get my toys and blanky and be back in a few minutes. I love you too!" 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
4105 I overhear them talking. They think I'm a baby horse. 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
4106 My owner plays center for the Knicks. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4107 Hey it was a good investment and stop laughing! 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4108 My Dad is really in to stilts-walking. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4109 Some day all of this will be yours. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4110 Why, yes, I do wear a top hat on occasion. Why do you ask? 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4111 She sends him here so much, I made it "human accessible". 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
4112 Isn't it different? I bought it from a giraffe. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4113 I never understood that saying about Hummers. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4114 We better eat our Wheaties. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4115 A little too cosey ?? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4116 My new partner is a giraffe" 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4117 I think that they have extremely high hopes. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4118 I got it at Buckingham Palace 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4119 My owner upsized the place in case her husband misbehaves 1.2073 0.05129 82 69 10 3
4120 Yes, dear, you're right. This place is a little larger for our needs now. However, let's face it, the kids are growing bigger by the day and also will need a place to hang out with their friends. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4121 Yes well you see I inherited it - it survived the asteroid hit that killed off my ancestors. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4122 The last owner was a kangaroo. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4123 My hooman keeps forgetting her birthday, so he just had to make the doghouse big enough for both of us. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4124 You can't believe what I found in the back. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4125 Don't worry, we'll grow into it. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
4126 You have a big doghouse for such a small dog. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
4127 With the housing market the way it is right now, my humans are going to start paying me rent! 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
4128 My husband is an Afghan. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
4129 It's only a studio, but it has great space and light. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
4130 Is that really what I look like? 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
4131 My masters’ last dog was a Great Dane named Hamlet. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
4132 This was my reward for not eating the avocado toast he dropped to the floor 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
4133 I try to give off "big dog energy." 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
4134 My cousin is a Great Dane and he is coming to visit me 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
4135 LeBron is out. Can I take a message? 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
4136 The co-op board is a pain but these ceilings! 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
4137 Sure, it's more room than we need right now, but we hope to grow into it. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
4138 There is just a chair with a pot of water but no dirt to kick up 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
4139 It mostly helps with the smell. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
4140 The Great Danes needed to sublet. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
4141 Bunk beds might be nice. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
4142 My owner plays for the Knicks. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
4143 You should’ve seen the size of the dog who lived here before me. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
4144 I have a Brazilian model on my vision board. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
4145 I opted for the cathedral ceiling because I was a Bishop in a previous life. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
4146 the humans have been barking all night again....... 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
4147 Us- Dog Edition 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
4148 High Ceilings Are In- Trust Me! 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
4149 A bit drafty, but good bones.” 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
4150 Now that we can afford to live in a mansion we should probably think about getting potty trained. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
4151 I don't care about Feng Shui, I love it! 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
4152 In the City, apparently size does matter. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
4153 The previous tenant was a girrafe. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
4154 When they name you "Clifford," people make assumptions. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
4155 Lets just say i had a hunch. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
4156 It’s a repo from Marmaduke. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
4157 With interest rates this low, I got us our own McMansion. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
4158 You won’t believe the acoustics of my nightly howl. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
4159 I put in my bio that I was a giraffe. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
4160 The realtor said I'd grow into it. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
4161 Somewhere in Africa there is a very uncomfortable giraffe. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
4162 I don't know what to tell ya, they say I've got huge paws. 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
4163 They gave up that I’d grow into my house but I still like the name Goliath. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4164 It's a little drafty, but the smell doesn't linger... 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
4165 Argh, I barked for small kibble and got this tall cribble. 1.2059 0.03901 102 85 15 2
4166 It even has built-in belly scratchers. 1.2059 0.03774 102 85 15 2
4167 Say what you will about McMansions. I love living in the suburbs. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
4168 My working theory is that our ancient ancestors were larger, and prone to shed" 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
4169 The previous owners were Great Danes but the asking price was too good to refuse . 1.2056 0.04144 107 86 20 1
4170 Believe it or not, it is built to the code. Two thirds of the height is technical space. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
4171 Oh, fuck! 1.2055 0.06458 73 63 5 5
4172 Let's see the Red Baron shoot THIS down! 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4173 On the other hand, I don't worry about being dognapped 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4174 Remember, it’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the material goods that dog purchases to compensate for his shortcomings. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4175 Screw Marmaduke, it's mine now! 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
4176 I guess the dog that died was a Great Dane. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
4177 Sure, it's bigger than we need, but it's rent-controlled. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4178 I love gothic architecture about as much as I hate mailmen. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4179 So, you're out of the doghouse 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4180 My cousin Jerry the giraffe is visiting at present. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
4181 I like the backdoor more. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4182 No,the Ark of the Covenant is NOT in here. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4183 The trick is to play dead for the insurance money. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4184 I think they said his name is Geoffrey? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4185 Next up is a 2 bed, 2 bath with plenty of space to grow. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4186 Think this is nice? You should see what buried in the yard! 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4187 Relcome Ro Rew Rork! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4188 Hi Gary. Today my wife told me to say sorry for pooping on your lawn. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4189 Sarah McLachlan built it. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4190 My mom says I'll grow into it. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4191 Wait until you see the size of living room! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4192 Yep. I. M. Pei. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4193 You into stilts? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4194 There is even a pot to piss in. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4195 They were heartbroken about the Great Dane. 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
4196 Wait till you see the size of my food bowl. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4197 Man's best friend should get the biggest doggy door 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4198 I don't suffer from head bumps anymore." 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
4199 You know how my kids love their trampoline. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4200 Yep! Zoning laws are a bitch. 1.2048 0.04457 83 66 17 0
4201 Foreclosure auction. I guess it used to belong to Clifford. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
4202 I got a great deal when the Danes relocated. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4203 I'm hoping to flip it to a Great Dane. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
4204 I fart a lot 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
4205 The previous owner was a bipedal dachshund! 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
4206 It was the same price as my studio in Tribarka. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4207 I run with the big dogs, pal. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
4208 Due to the economy my human, Jeff B, and I have had to downsize a bit. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4209 Think exponentially! The two of us could have this place jumping in no time! 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
4210 We loved the look, but it turns out the place is impossible to heat. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4211 Being sent to the doghouse really isn’t that bad anymore. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4212 It's my older brother's, he's the mascot for the Knicks. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
4213 They thought I was a giraffe. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4214 does my nose look big to you? 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
4215 She got the lap dogs. He took the giraffe. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4216 They seem to think I have big feet. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4217 I just stopped giving kisses… 1.2048 0.04457 83 66 17 0
4218 Welcome to the Meta Dog Verse! 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4219 This is so much better than Zoom. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
4220 Turns out having a giraffe in the city is illegal." 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
4221 We call our renovation skyline chic. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4222 My former girlfriend was much taller. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4223 High ceilings make a room seem much larger. 1.2045 0.04325 88 70 18 0
4224 Arc de Triumph 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4225 I always wanted cathedral ceilings. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
4226 You gotta play the long game. Big dogs have shorter life spans. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4227 We're hoping she'll mate with a Great Dane if that's possible. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4228 Great timing. He won’t be back before 10:00. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4229 How do you like my new high-rise? 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4230 Some really bitchin' caryatids will be installed next week. 1.2045 0.04325 88 70 18 0
4231 You gotta see this bone I got from the National History Museum! 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4232 Was it hard to find? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4233 The views are nice but this place has a massive overhead. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
4234 You ask if twenty-foot ceilings are really necessary? Well, when I see something that freaks me out I can almost reach that high in a single jump. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
4235 With crypto, I could finally be cute at scale. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4236 Wait until you see their new pet. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4237 I promise you it's the only place in town that prohibits outdoor dining. 1.2045 0.04011 88 74 12 2
4238 The giraffe pretended to be me and the house appraised MUCH higher 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4239 Dave's not here. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4240 I don't like to feel too boxed in. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4241 My roommate's a Springer Spaniel. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4242 This is the house for experimental GROWTH HARMONE research. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4243 I know but it makes my bark really terrifying. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4244 They tell me it used to be a very wealthy giraffe's. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
4245 I had a good year in the market. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4246 Oh, Granny, what a big house you have!" "All the better to entertain guests with, my dear. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
4247 Big? Yeah, but the taxes are killing me. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
4248 The oversized fire hydrant should arrive tomorrow 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
4249 Well I wanted an Igloo dog house, but something got lost in translation. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4250 This house is great but it really is for cats, because it will take me nine lives to pay off. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4251 I'm waiting for the cable guy. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4252 Can you believe the deal I got in this economy? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4253 Because here on Broadway everyone wants a big entrance. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4254 It even has a staircase going nowhere, just for show. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4255 It’s small but surprisingly tall. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
4256 In our community, there's room to grow. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
4257 My owner is a lover of statist architecture. 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
4258 It's been Snoopy-proofed. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
4259 My owner has delusions of grandeur 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
4260 So Dad, here's where you've been hiding with your other litters. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4261 I bought the place from a Great Dane. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
4262 Sorry to bother you, but could you please lower your roof? 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4263 Down payment was only 10 treats! 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4264 You should see the view from my penthouse. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
4265 I love living in a de Chirico dog house. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4266 It was built in some country where they use rubber rulers. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
4267 Hot diggity dog! 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4268 They gave me a jumbo loan, so what else could I do? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4269 Jim, what can I say, she wanted to put me in the dog house, so I built my own. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
4270 But the best thing is you can pee anywhere. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4271 You always overdo it Larry ! 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4272 When they show you the bathroom, just wag your tail and keep your opinions to yourself. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
4273 You look familiar! 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
4274 CASH ONLY, "It's the Big House". 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
4275 It's a timeshare with my owner's husband. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
4276 I share the place with giraffes. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4277 Well, I can't drive, so... 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
4278 I promised myself one day I would have a house with ceilings tall enough for my person to put my collar and leash on inside. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4279 Did you not see the "No Vacancy" sign? 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
4280 The refrigerator carton on W. 78th got the most votes. Hardly anybody thought we'd pick this one. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4281 . . . And it comes with an indoor basketball court. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4282 My owner hired an architect! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4283 It was a tear-down. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4284 I'D INVITE YOU IN, BUT IT'S THE MAID'S DAY OFF. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4285 They're into this 'bigger is better' phase. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
4286 The previous renter was Marmaduke! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4287 Want to help me walk my giraffe? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4288 I understand you grow into it. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4289 That’s some door. Your parents must be giants! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4290 I heard this one had the best peeing spots in town. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4291 MacBeth? 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
4292 Can I come in. I saw the soldier boy go for a pee break. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4293 The new open plan allows for more dynamic squirrel chasing. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
4294 If you like these high ceilings, wait till you see the open floor plan! 1.2024 0.04410 84 67 17 0
4295 It's easy to make the real-estate boom look less terrifying. Just add two cute puppies and keep all the homeless strays out of frame. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
4296 You’ll get used to the draft. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
4297 Perfect acoustics for our howl-a-thon! 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
4298 We will filet it up. 1.2024 0.04410 84 67 17 0
4299 They have great expectations..... 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
4300 He finds it comfier than sleeping on the couch. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
4301 I had my ears snipped. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
4302 I plan to grow into it! 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
4303 His wife designed it, said he needs to spend more time here 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
4304 The realtor says we'll grow to like it. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
4305 Honestly, the whole giraffe thing was a fiasco. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
4306 It's my barking echo chamber. 1.2024 0.04410 84 67 17 0
4307 Come on in. You're gonna love the spaciousness of the cathedral ceilings. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
4308 I see your moving up in the world. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
4309 Yeah, I know it’s ridiculous, but I have to keep up with Rex, the Jones’ dog. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
4310 I just felt that ever since I moved to the City, everything was going over my head. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
4311 Don't know mate. I've not heard a word since they moved back to Denmark. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
4312 I always have space in my house 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
4313 Can I say "It's not your father's doghouse" anymore? 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
4314 Not a cathedral ceiling; belonged to a great Dane. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
4315 Not LEED I presume. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
4316 The high ceilings is great for barking acoustics! 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
4317 . . . and the rest of the lottery prize I wasted. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
4318 Hey, I peed here first! 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
4319 My wife is a chihuahua. But personally, I’d like something I can fit all my sticks through. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
4320 They say your home is your castle… 1.2022 0.04282 89 71 18 0
4321 Welcome to our dogregation 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
4322 Wait ‘til you see the built-in A/C! 1.2022 0.04708 89 75 11 3
4323 It's for a "Trojan Dog" the Extraterrestrials are leaving on their next visit. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
4324 I got it used from DOGmax. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
4325 Finally, a house with room for all 73 kids. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
4326 It was named after our feline friends, a Cathedral. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
4327 If you can't run with the big dogs stay on the porch! 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
4328 You know what though? After our move,I realized I actually MISS going into the office. 1.2022 0.04282 89 71 18 0
4329 My grandma left me this house, she was from Denmark. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
4330 I got it financed by a Russian Wolfhound. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
4331 We are ready to receive Clifford. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
4332 They really wanted a Great Dane! 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
4333 You won’t believe some of the adjustments in store with a giraffe as a girlfriend. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
4334 Their last pet was a camel. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
4335 Wait til you see the size of my food dish! 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
4336 I got it dirt cheap when the Snoopy balloon moved out after Thanksgiving.. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
4337 Turns out it's not so different living on this side of the fence! Who knew the skyline over there wasn't really the city, but just another row of houses like ours? 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
4338 Let’s just say that Dane wasn’t so great. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
4339 Tallest mouse I've ever seen! 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
4340 I told you NFT's were going to blow up! 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
4341 The heating bill is out of control though 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
4342 Well, it's close to the school and..wait for it... It's got a climbing wall!! 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
4343 I decided to downsize. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
4344 He originally planned on a pet giraffe. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
4345 See what cryptocurrency did for me. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
4346 'Is it me or have we shrunk?' 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
4347 It's okay, Clarence, you can mention the elephant that's clearly NOT in this room. 1.2021 0.04164 94 75 19 0
4348 ...and, in addition to charming touches like this arch, it has wonderfully high ceilings! 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
4349 No, I don't identify as a giraffe. Why do you ask? 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
4350 Home builders are seeing a post-pandemic resurgence. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
4351 And this is where my owner stays sometimes when he makes his wife mad 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
4352 My owner built it this way because his wife makes him sleep in the doghouse on occasion. 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
4353 The foyer is impressive,but the sleeping area is actually small. 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
4354 The affordable housing entrance is around the back. 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
4355 I just closed..It used to be owned by an Afghan 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
4356 MY OWNER SAID I HAVE BIG PAWS 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
4357 This of course is just the model home, and the kibble is for display purposes only. 1.2019 0.03955 104 83 21 0
4358 But do you have an open floor plan with lots of natural light? 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
4359 -Pandemic is almost over. You can come out now. -No. I'd rather stay in and keep the social distancing. At least I am no longer wearing a mask. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
4360 My house is bigger than your house! 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
4361 How do you like my McMousion? 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
4362 Be careful, there's a giraffe in here. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4363 Mom always said you can't have too much counter space or too high of ceilings. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4364 Cathedral ceilings are going to the dogs! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4365 A Great Dane used to live here. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4366 'Woof woof woof (the joke is that dogs don't talk)' 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4367 High ceilings create the perception of spaciousness in ordinary rooms. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4368 She got the kids, but who gives a shit? 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
4369 Clifford went into Foreclosure 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
4370 That's so my owner can get in easily when he's in the dog house. 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
4371 You said to maximize the square footage, so I had to build up. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
4372 I'm just a slave to the Maxi Home craze. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
4373 It was formally owned by a family of Irish wolfhounds. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
4374 We're included in the Small House deal. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4375 The changing of the guard dogs. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
4376 They giving me growth hormone. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4377 you always wanted vaulted ceilings 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4378 The Great Dane who used to live here had a terrible poker face. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
4379 Another giraffe foreclosure... 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4380 It's my first step in becoming the Big Dog! 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4381 My owners built it this way because the husband often joins me in here. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4382 Yeah, I'd signed the rental app agreement before noticing the house owner was a giraffe. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
4383 It's for my RV. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4384 I just love high ceilings. 1.2000 0.04240 90 72 18 0
4385 their other pet...a giraffe. 1.2000 0.06006 80 69 6 5
4386 It was Clifford’s place! He grew out of it and rent is only two bones a month! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4387 Cathedral ceilings! My owner is the best! 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4388 I just had to have tall ceilings. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
4389 It's my cousin, the great Dane's house. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
4390 Call it a barkitecture trend, but I see it as an investment. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
4391 It was my worst nightmare...she said bigger is better! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4392 I’m just a Romanesque kind of pooch. 1.2000 0.04240 90 72 18 0
4393 The land's worth more than the building, but first you have to get their attention. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
4394 So, this is the big city! 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4395 Under “the former guy” this is the dog house. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4396 I'm the new mascot for Toys-R-Us. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4397 And the trompe-l’oeil ceiling makes it look really tall on the inside. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
4398 Come on in and see my new place! It's got vaulted ceilings and crown molding! 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4399 Female canines dig the big house. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4400 In this market, we didn't have time to check the dimensions. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4401 I'm half-dog and half-giraffe! 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
4402 If you think this is big wait 'til you see my doggie door" 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
4403 Come on in--it's party time until mom and dad get home. 1.2000 0.06296 75 65 5 5
4404 It was made before I had my pompadour cut . 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
4405 I see you've come up in the world. 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
4406 My ARCH-rival! 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
4407 Wanna come in and meet my big brother? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4408 Great high ceilings, but no toilet. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
4409 Your owner must be an architect 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4410 Yeah I got the Cosmic pack on amazon and it comes with my very own water bowl. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4411 A high-rise in the city was just too expensive 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4412 This is really a big house. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
4413 City folk, am I right?! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4414 Bureau of Misplaced Squeaky Toys will be on Floor 7. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
4415 The puppy mill had me labeled as a Great Dane! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4416 I guess they were looking for a much larger dog to rescue 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
4417 I bought it from a Shih Tzu with an outsized ego. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
4418 Surely you know how perfect this investment could be. The market is hot right now for sheltering tall alpacas, llamas, and vicuna rescues in this area, not to mention future prospects. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4419 It's an AirBnB for great danes, but hey, the rates are fantastic! 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
4420 Red fur everywhere, but otherwise amazing. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4421 I might look as small as you but when I grow up I'm going to be a Great Dane 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4422 It's a blessing being an adopted church dog. 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
4423 You got it...my master's in the doghouse more than I am! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4424 This house, my dear, isn’t fit for a dog. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
4425 hey doug, i think it’s time we talk about your halitosis. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4426 The cathedral ceiling cost 350k to put in but I think I can flip it for 6 mil. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
4427 Did you see that storm last night? It sure did shrink us. (Caption by Mathison, age 7) 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
4428 So I said, “Why shouldn’t giraffes have emotional support?” 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
4429 Wait till you see the garage. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4430 Thanks for recommending Clifford, he did a great job on the entrance and ruff. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4431 Our dad was the greatest (and possibly largest) dog in the world. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
4432 In the doghouse world we're calling it "Aspirational". (6 floor walkup, with a doormutt.) 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4433 It's really more house than we need, but I love it. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4434 I've made up the bed in the loft. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
4435 It's great, but there is another dog barking back at me in here! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4436 I don't have to take off my top hat inside. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
4437 Wanna get high? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4438 Sure, our mortgage is astronomical, but look at it this way, we’re next month’s feature in the homes section of things you can’t afford. 1.2000 0.04201 85 70 14 1
4439 More people with tiny houses; more space for us. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
4440 And it came with the perfect place to park my missile! 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
4441 It's a McDog House. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4442 Spacious, I know. I'm renting it off a labra-door. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
4443 Just waiting on the door from the synagogue. 1.2000 0.04452 75 62 12 1
4444 Wealth whispers, cash barks. 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
4445 Being in a room with high ceilings makes you feel important. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4446 Embrace diversity, Harry. At the end of the day, a giraffe is just a tall dog, whose bite is worse than its bark. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4447 Sure the bully next door doesn't bother you anymore? 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
4448 Sure hope this coronavirus ends soon. I miss playing with you outside. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4449 I am planning a cantilever 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
4450 My owner believes I'll grow tall because I have big paws. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4451 YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN ME KICK OUT THE GREAT DANE. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4452 Mine was an Irish Wolfhound”. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
4453 My COVID do-it-yourself project. You like? 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
4454 Nice house. I see you didn't add a door though." "I can't stand the sound of knocking. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4455 Got a new girlfriend. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
4456 I had a dream last night that dog houses were tiny 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
4457 Livin' large in my new crib 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4458 Sorry, Giraffina's in the dog house for sticking her neck out. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
4459 If you'll kindly lick your paws before you come in. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
4460 And I’ve valued it at half a million. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
4461 I'm in the doghouse because I forgot to check what species the real estate listing was for. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
4462 The echo makes me feel less lonely. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
4463 They were hoping for a larger breed. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4464 Got a great deal on the place from Dog ShammDog! 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4465 It gets a little drafty, but the view is amazing. 1.1982 0.03907 111 92 17 2
4466 How is everything with Dane, just Great! 1.1982 0.04758 111 94 12 5
4467 Look, I’m important, you’re important… 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
4468 Got it on sale from Ostrich 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
4469 They thought Dad was a Great Dane… 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
4470 Welcome to my high-rise 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
4471 It's cool, but really hard to heat. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
4472 We can’t be seen here at this time. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
4473 I'm not sure I'm comfortable here. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
4474 It’s spacious but I have nothing left for furnishing’s 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
4475 It’s nice that they got another pet but I’m a little nervous. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
4476 I had to remain within the same footprint for the remodel. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
4477 I told you it was the house with no gutters or downspouts! 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
4478 I saved you a bone from the party last night, I off to play sniff and come. 1.1979 0.02616 96 82 12 1
4479 When they say I'm in the doghouse...it's not that bad. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
4480 It gives it the big-city look, don’t you think? 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
4481 You could fit, like, two shelters-worth of affordable housing in here! 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
4482 It belonged to the dragon before I scared him off! 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
4483 'Are you sure this new doghouse was built for you and not the boozehound indoors?' 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
4484 Are you here again? 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
4485 I imagined whoever lived here would be taller. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
4486 Let me introduce you to my cousin Hans. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
4487 Come on in, my human is trained, he won't bite 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
4488 I like to go big when I get home. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
4489 It's good for social distancing! 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
4490 Does the co-op maintenance fee cover the communal bathroom? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
4491 It was left to me by an Irish Wolfhound. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
4492 I am all by myself right now, my master has been on good behavior this week 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
4493 I paid way more than asking, but the cathedral ceilings were worth the extra bones. 1.1978 0.04199 91 73 18 0
4494 We Great Danes are huge fans of the open concept. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
4495 Love the high ceilings and lots of room for whelping. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
4496 I ain’t nothing but a hound dog with a Bitcoin. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
4497 The high ceilings are a definite plus when you date a great dane 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
4498 ...and I keep my bones in the bell tower..." 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
4499 Potential rentals 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
4500 The realtor said it has a lot of Big Dog energy. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
4501 Contrarily, Brownie never regretted being duped into his one-size-fits-all purchase. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
4502 Snoopy would never live here. The roof is too high and so is the rent! 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
4503 I'm telling you, this is a great time to bark. 1.1978 0.04199 91 73 18 0
4504 The view from the penthouse is great, but the best part is that it blocks the cat's sunlight. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
4505 This was a wedding gift from my Great-Dane! 1.1977 0.05183 86 75 7 4
4506 We'll always love Manhattan but Atlanta is our new home. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
4507 I'm telling you, Fido, you've GOT to invest in Bitcoin! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
4508 I was expecting someone taller 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
4509 He joins me so often he got tired of having to get on his hands and knees for access. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
4510 The horse and I will get along ok as long as he doesn't back in. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
4511 We’re living the high life,but the utilities bills are a bitch. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
4512 I always liked Max Headroom. 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
4513 I just need a little space. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
4514 Dane should be back by dinnertime. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
4515 No, I have no idea where Big Roy can be. He said he was just going for a walk. I think he was wearing a blue baseball cap. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
4516 My Dad is with the NYPD. What does yours do? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
4517 It was part of the set for 'Macbeth' 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
4518 How do you like my cathedral ceiling? 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
4519 So you decided to spend all your money on this? 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
4520 I don’t think that’s what they mean when they say inflation. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
4521 One day we can sell it for a million bones. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
4522 Just duck your head, and come on in. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
4523 Dude come and see my pet giraffe! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
4524 Sorry, you cannot come in without a mask 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
4525 Don’t stare when you meet my husband. He’s a little self-conscious about his ears. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
4526 How do you like living in a high rise? 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
4527 What are you? 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
4528 How big are your feet? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
4529 You’l need a good lawyer. Our home is half this size and we’re being sued by the zoning board.” 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
4530 Luckily for me giraffes were illegal in the city. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
4531 This changes that "tall dog" cliché. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
4532 I got a sublease from a Great Dane. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
4533 It was a buyers' market back then! 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
4534 That “Quick Height Loss” diet really worked. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
4535 My ego still has trouble getting through the door. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
4536 This high rise living is too expensive for me. 1.1975 0.05937 81 70 6 5
4537 My agent said "In this market, get all the house you can afford". 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
4538 Do you have a giraffe as a companion? 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
4539 He’s not here often, so we’ll have lots of alone time. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4540 I feel like a great dane in here. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4541 Arf-- Housing quite inflated. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4542 Better put in an offer quick -- we've already had 3 all cash offers and one had a really big bone. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4543 I dont mind when the wife send me to the dog house 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4544 The rent is fair, but the overhead's a killer. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
4545 My master keeps telling me "One day, Clifford, you'll understand." 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4546 We liked the cathedral vibe. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4547 I know! Motorhome parking right off Central Park! 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
4548 Definitely checks the curb-appeal box, honey 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4549 I know it's a bit excessive, but human accessibility features are great for the resell market. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4550 Welcome to my Doghedral 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4551 Cliff lets me borrow the place sometimes. Yeah, we're on a first-name basis... 1.1974 0.06218 76 66 5 5
4552 The only house I could find on the Market. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4553 I know it's too much space now, but we're hoping for a big litter. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
4554 I always get confused between imperial and metric 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
4555 I was on the fence about a cathedral ceiling, then I remembered the humans already pay for everything else. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
4556 So, how do you like your high-rise building? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
4557 I love living in a high rise, but it's a bitch to heat! 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
4558 Wrong Hall of Fame 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
4559 My owners thought they were ordering a giraffe. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4560 Thanks for asking, Yes I haven't been well at all. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4561 I guess we'll just have to adjust to these tall buildings. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4562 Long way to the top. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
4563 Chin UP, Bowser. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4564 Did you pee? 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
4565 I bought it from a Greyhound 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
4566 Look at it this way, we'll never have to worry about bumping our heads. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
4567 Hello, sir? On a rainy night 18 years ago you spent the night with a woman who is now my mother. Hi Dad. 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
4568 My master designed it himself. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
4569 Not quiet the high rise I was hoping for but this was in my budget. 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
4570 Nope, no Clifford living here, officer. Never heard of him before. 1.1959 0.04051 97 78 19 0
4571 Think this one is big? You shoulder see my owner's house. 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
4572 The former tennant was...guess! 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
4573 All the big dogs have one now. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
4574 I told you it would grow on you... no refund. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
4575 You never know who might drop in. 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
4576 Welcome to Duomo del Cane. I wanted cozy. I got this after their vacation in Italy. Va bene! 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
4577 It's a little bit tall but I love the archway. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
4578 Apparently this pair was Italian leather. 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
4579 Let's play dead. 1.1957 0.04159 92 74 18 0
4580 Yes its big...but they don't need those pesky burglar alarms any more..... 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
4581 Yeah, so what if it's big, I couldn't resist the mortgage rate! 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
4582 It was built before I had my ears cropped 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
4583 Do you think it’s time to downsize? 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
4584 It does get a bit chilly in the winter, but look at all the space. 1.1957 0.04159 92 74 18 0
4585 This is either a really tall mirror or I am looking at another incredibly handsome dog…. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
4586 It’s big because the husband spends a lot of time out here. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
4587 The door is getting installed tomorrow and there’s only an 80% chance of snow tonight. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
4588 You always had high ambitions but this is ridiculous. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
4589 There’ are definitely more food benefits now that my human has moved in. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
4590 Did the builder think we were giraffes? 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
4591 I'm still growing, you know? 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
4592 It doubles as a garage for their RV. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
4593 I wanted to go tiny with my doghouse without sacrificing a high vaulted ceiling. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4594 Yes, do tell me about your personal relationship with Dog. 1.1954 0.04276 87 73 13 1
4595 With a knick-knack, paddy whack, they gave a dog a loan, huh Sparky? 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4596 No doubt it measures up to our standards 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4597 I love the open-air concept, but it lends itself to a cat burglar problem. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4598 You get a lot more house for the money here but I miss the excitement of the city, don’t you? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4599 I love the new tiny house movement! 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4600 Nothing like living bin the big city! 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4601 A big misunderstanding. I asked for a dog house I could GROWL into. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4602 Oh, I really prefer living in a high rise. The air is so much better. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
4603 I got it for a song. The previous owner was a weiner who liked to walk in his hind legs. 1.1951 0.04733 82 69 11 2
4604 The wife's a giraffe. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4605 It is used, but I got it cheep after the Great Danes moved. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
4606 I see it as dog housing … 4 floors of walk up condos. 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
4607 Hi Fred, come on in and meet my new wife Olivia. She's a Great Dane. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4608 I bought it from a giraffe who downsized. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
4609 Who's the big dog now, huh? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4610 Cathedral ceilings really give you a good echo on the howling. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4611 I guess they thought we were a taller breed. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
4612 Is this a mirror or do you just look lovely today since it’s Valentine’s Day Mr. Doggie? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4613 It seems so much bigger with the high ceilings 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4614 Just makes it easier when my master is in here with me. 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
4615 My new baby brother is a giraffe! 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4616 I’m angling for a big, burly Great Dane .............. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4617 The previous owner was a Great Dane without papers so he was deported. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4618 He misunderstood “scraper up” afterwards. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4619 I think you misunderstood when I said I wanted a big family! 1.1948 0.06142 77 67 5 5
4620 The prior dog was a professional basketball player. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4621 It was featured on McMansion Hell 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4622 She’s talking about downsizing, but I love this location. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
4623 As I was saying, without the stimulus, my pups would've starved 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4624 downsizing 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4625 I’ve always wanted a cat-hedral ceiling. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4626 Tell me another tall story. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4627 We bought air rights from the Dobermans next door. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4628 What it lacks in indoor plumbing is made up for in headroom. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4629 I wanted the place to be tall-species accessible. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4630 I had it custom made for my human! 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
4631 Spending a little more on a celebrity home seems silly, but it was Clifford’s. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4632 No, that's not red shag carpeting. The previous tenant just shed a lot. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4633 I,for one,love this inflated housing market 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4634 I own a very tall hat. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4635 I guess I'm good at scratching things off. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4636 The expected a Great Dane 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
4637 My housekeeper is really tall. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4638 We city dogs may be small but we have very big egos" 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4639 They used to raise flamingos. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4640 Sure, it's big, but I'm a "Great Dane mix." 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
4641 Rooming with a giraffe is cool, except all he can cook is acacia leaves. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
4642 Sure, there’s some wind sway and water leaks, but I grew weary of backyard suburbia. 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
4643 It's cheaper than a burglar alarm. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4644 I think we are NPC's in a simulation. Just let them rub you belly and pat your head. Our name is 'Good Boy' 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4645 Yes; it is larger than we need. But the location is ideal. 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
4646 You looked so different, on Zoom, with a mask.” David B. Smith Miami Beach, FL 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
4647 We have to stop meeting like this 1.1942 0.03533 103 84 19 0
4648 Not exactly what your looking for but it’s a lot of house, big yard. Better jump on it. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
4649 Why do I get the feeling you like being put in the doghouse ? 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
4650 Wait till you see the indoor dog park 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4651 Clifford actually moved out to Hackensack a few months ago. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4652 I get tremendous morning wood 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
4653 Show off! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4654 But it has solar and a room for the kids when they are sent here. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
4655 I’m filthy rich. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
4656 She threw out my human again and he hit his head getting in. Voila my new house. 1.1939 0.05161 98 84 9 5
4657 Crypto investment. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
4658 I prefer this home for us Rover. I mean the vaulted ceilings are to die for. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
4659 They said they have very high hopes for you .... 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
4660 Now that the kids are grown, I feel like I'm rattling around in this old place. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
4661 Hey! You came, welcome to your new house. No one deserves to sleep in the streets. Come on, let's meet the others. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
4662 Is Alice at home? 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
4663 I am so over social distancing..how about you? 1.1933 0.04008 119 98 19 2
4664 Yeeeeup. Great dane. We met on PuppyLove.com. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
4665 You did say you wanted a room with a view. 1.1932 0.03374 88 73 14 0
4666 My parents thought I would be much taller. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
4667 And you should see the main entrance. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
4668 I don't need this door. The wall on your right doesn't reach the ground. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
4669 Now that the more exotic pandemic pets have moved out, we can finally afford a place with high ceilings. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
4670 If you think that is high, you should see the rent they are charging. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
4671 I love the open concept! The lighting is great! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
4672 Are you high…? 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
4673 My owner is going through a mid-life crisis. It's fantastic! 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
4674 When is your father coming home? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
4675 Not made for wiener dogs! 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4676 My Master thinks I ‘m part Great Dane. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4677 Welcome to the cathedral of the dyslexic dogs. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4678 I snatched it from the event horizon right as the black hole started to stretch it. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4679 So I see you went with the early 2000s model. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4680 My doghouse actually was the second-tallest doghouse in downtown Manhattan -- Now it’s the tallest. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4681 That explains the piles of poop the size of a volkswagon 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4682 This is my new digs, it was my owner’s quarantine shelter. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4683 If it scares intruders, I’m good with it. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4684 If it reminds you of the big house remember it's the dog house. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4685 I’m challenging the whole concept of being in the doghouse. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4686 Yeah, got it for a song. The giraffe that lived here wanted out of the city. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4687 It will be interesting to see what happens when your need to be trendy and join the ‘Tiny House’ movement clashes with your need to ‘keep up with Joneses’. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
4688 It built for scale, you know. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4689 I found it on giraffe-to-giraffe.com. I should have known... 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4690 What's the ask for this house? 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4691 Bigger dogs are out! This architecture makes us look more miniature. 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
4692 'The owner don't hear too well, so when I gave him a big bark, he thought I meant a big arch.' 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4693 The owner said I could hang out here till the Great Dane rescue arrives. 1.1928 0.05803 83 72 6 5
4694 Large size was on sale? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4695 I would, ahem, avoid the third stall on the left. 1.1927 0.03443 109 91 17 1
4696 The poodle poo-pooed it. 1.1927 0.03905 109 93 13 3
4697 When the stimmy hits 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
4698 Their confidence empowered me to bite the mail carrier. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4699 Seriously, THIS is the dog-house. You should see the size of the squeaky toys! 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4700 My human said I needed a bigger pad. Urgently. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4701 And wait until you see the fire hydrant 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4702 Sure, it's grand, but there's no indoor hydrants! Anita Barlow, Edmond, Oklahoma 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4703 The foreclosed was a Great Dane. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
4704 It’s the type of home you grow into. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
4705 Occupy dog housing. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4706 I don't know what I must have done to cause it, but I'm definitely in the doghouse now. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4707 Wait until you see how big my owner is. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4708 Would you like to see my collection of tall hats? 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4709 You better leave before Dad comes home! 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4710 Welcome to the home of Kareem Abdul-Jabbark. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
4711 But is there an altar? 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4712 I wanted a large modest house, and this is what I got. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
4713 We figured, in this town with more dogs than kids a retirement condo for pets, is a sure winner. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
4714 She sent her husband out here so often, she did a little remodeling to make things easier. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4715 I think they got it at a Marmaduke auction 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4716 The hi-rise is very chic these days. 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
4717 I know, but I also have taller friends 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4718 With all the skyscrapers around, I wanted one too. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
4719 The realtor said this model is called the "Suburban High-Rise" 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
4720 I got tired of that hole in the wall and decided to move up to a high-rise. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
4721 It's my statement against the tiny house movement. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
4722 It a lot more house than I need, but I plan on flipping it before the market crashes. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
4723 My old roommate was a giraffe. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
4724 Why does he insist on calling me big dog? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4725 what’s” the password? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4726 Let me give you the grand tour. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4727 The former tenant was a bit husky 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4728 I thought you were self-isolating?! 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4729 I like my males tall, dark and handsome- someone who can stand on his own hind paws. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4730 We are homeless as of today. The city building inspector red tagged our house. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4731 Too rich for my taste! 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4732 This house is rebarkable - the roof was on the house. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
4733 I had to switch to the generic food brand to swing the mortgage. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4734 Michelangelo d' Cani did the ceiling! 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4735 ‘Who has the key for this lock?’ 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
4736 The ceilings are high but the rent is low. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
4737 And they didn't even question me for arson" 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
4738 You should see the size of my owner's truck 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
4739 Ridiculous vaulted ceiling, no door, no indoor plumbing-- the builder is an idiot. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
4740 Yes, there’s a Toto. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
4741 It feels like an ironic reflection of the rent I pay. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
4742 They asked me what I was drinking I answered and the builder took my word for it. Now I live in the “Venti” model. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
4743 My owner was a big dreamer 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
4744 Well, my best friend is 6'3" and he visits often. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4745 I'm thinking of expanding... 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4746 my mother-in-law is a giraffe 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4747 Ding dong! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4748 This neighborhood was just upzoned. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
4749 I’ve invited Kareem and his Great Dane for dinner. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
4750 We are really living high on the hog. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
4751 Wait until you see the food bowl 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
4752 It belonged to a Great Dane that had a pet human. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
4753 The real estate agent called it a McDogHouse 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
4754 I should have guessed that my arch rival lives in a high-rise. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
4755 Babe, the magnet not only anticipates our further growth but also 24/7 cyber security. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
4756 It has that light and airy feel 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
4757 I told them I was dating a giraffe. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
4758 She wanted a loft 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
4759 The rent’s to die for. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
4760 We're zoned for a loft. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
4761 I'm ready to roll! Are you? I'm! Let's go Brandon! 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
4762 I found it just after the NBA trade deadline. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
4763 I had a dream last night. We were getting back together, so I bought a bigger house. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
4764 Kareem is coming for a visit... 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
4765 Go around back and I'll let you in through the swinging door, this is the giraffe's entrance. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
4766 He's only awake a couple hours a day, so it's basically my house at this point. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
4767 Giraffes sure live in luxury 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
4768 Yes, I knooow! Rex and I never dreamed we'd ever find such high ceilings in this neighbourhood. 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
4769 They used to raise giraffes.... 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4770 And my owner Noah says there's enough room for all of us. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
4771 It's my new line of second homes for displaced husbands. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
4772 So you got sent to the Big House. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4773 I better get moving before this sellers’ market ends. I just saw two young giraffes looking at the place as they walked by. 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
4774 I have this thing about cats. 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
4775 The real estate developer has expanded beyond luxury condos, hotels, and casinos 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4776 My wife doesn’t know about the dog housing bubble. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
4777 I won it on My Lottery Dream Home! 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
4778 I double dog dare you 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
4779 They were expecting I would grow. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
4780 My patents are both tall so……., 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
4781 Well ....you wanted to live in a high rise" 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
4782 It's nice housesitting for a Great Dane. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
4783 Interesting. I live in a ranch-landscape home. I never knew anybody who lived in a portrait home. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
4784 I'm guessing it's a great view from the roof. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4785 The last tenants were giraffes. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
4786 BARK... BARk... BArk... Bark... bark... 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4787 I'm hoping for big children. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
4788 I ssublet it from a giraffe. 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
4789 The previous owner outgrew it. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
4790 I hear this was owned by Boban Marjanovic‘a dog” 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4791 Let me tell you about the legend of the Big Red Dog. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
4792 Air rights were incredibly expensive but the park view is worth it 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
4793 We wanted the family of giraffes that live next door to feel welcome to our home. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
4794 I know, it's ridiculous! All this just for one dog. But my owner's the founder of Amazon. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4795 It's so nice not having to work downtown anymore. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4796 How the other half lives, Jacob. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
4797 My human overcompensates! 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4798 My family has high expectations 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
4799 Love the high ceilings. What are the plans for security? 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
4800 Aye, chihuahua! You've arrived!' 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
4801 Great Expectations 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
4802 vaulted ceiling? 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
4803 My owners last pet was a giraffe. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
4804 My humans ordered a giraffe but got me instead. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
4805 And to think, just two years ago I was in the dog pound. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
4806 No, not cathedral. It's a dog-hedral ceiling. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
4807 I’m pretty sure this is for one of those Buckingham Palace guards. 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
4808 They traded in their giraffe for me! 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
4809 " "Okay, be honest, is he a Great Dane or just a good Dane? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4810 There's a bit of a draft but the acoustics are great! 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4811 Momma said that you done real good in the city. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
4812 Well, the good news is hot air rises! 1.1892 0.04971 74 60 12 1
4813 I think it's more for my owner than it is for me. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4814 They made the renovations once they realised Justin Trudeau might never be able to come out. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4815 I may be small, but I have a large ROOF. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4816 They want to discourage burglars. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4817 The high ceilings help you forget what you're in the doghouse for. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4818 I understand it will increase the resale value. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4819 We rule. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4820 Hurry before the giraffe gets back. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
4821 I'm sorry I can't help you. You'll have to speak to the big dog. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
4822 It’s a parents out on vacation party. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4823 My owner watched a lot of YouTube videos on Romanesque arches during the pandemic. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
4824 I've always wanted my own high rise. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
4825 Apparently, their mid-century looked silly with an RV garage door. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
4826 They keep telling me I’ll grow into it. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
4827 Trump built it; he hates dogs. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
4828 I consider it aspirational. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
4829 I am a capitalist so I get to live in the mansion. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
4830 Your name is ‘Groucho’ too? 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
4831 My significant other is a giraffe. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
4832 Is anybody with you 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
4833 It’s so the Great Danes don’t need to bend down. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
4834 I renovated once I started bringing home the big bones. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
4835 It's more difficult to heat, but the value went up 25% 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
4836 When I said we need more space, this was not what I had in mind. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
4837 I'm telling you, the space you can afford if you move out of the city. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
4838 One neighborhood's loss of low income housing is this here dog's gain. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
4839 Honey, I think we'll grow into it! 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
4840 Oh... I think I know what kind of operation you had 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
4841 It is designed to accommodate the humans. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
4842 I know that we’ve now finally arrived - - but are we any happier? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
4843 You know Buster, I'm so glad that Frank Gehry was not part of this. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
4844 Even the giraffes are moving to the suburbs. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4845 My therapist said I needed think big. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
4846 Yes I agree but we live in Texas now. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
4847 I inherited it from my late Great Danish uncle. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4848 My mother told me high ceilings are très élégant. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
4849 You get so much more for your money just outside the city. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4850 I understand sex but Mom is a giraffe? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4851 Wait until you smell the curb - it’s got huge appeal. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4852 Go big or go herd. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4853 We've decided to call our new pad Mar -a -Doggo 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4854 It's a bit to heat but the acoustics make me howl like a king. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4855 The neighborhood is great but the layout is a little ruff. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4856 Now that I left the city, for the same rent, I can afford this 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4857 Billionaires’ doghouse model 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
4858 Sea levels are going to rise between five and nine inches between now and 2050. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
4859 It's called a trophy dog-house, but I still don't have a view. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
4860 They claim it belonged to some guy named Marmaduke. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4861 The previous tenant was a yearling giraffe. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
4862 I know that housing prices are going through the roof, but I don't think this will help. 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
4863 Optimism my boy! Pure optimism. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4864 I made sure they gave me enough headroom. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4865 Have you tried that new place, 'Updog'? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4866 ....So I told Meryll, build up for more density 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
4867 Dogs in other countries brag about the huge dog houses we have in here in the U.S. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4868 I love your high rise! 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4869 The contractor swears it'll be finished by the end of the month. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4870 A week ago i was actually homeless. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4871 Come here often? 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4872 I think Mercury is in retrograde 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4873 He says if I don’t work out he’ll trade me in for a Great Dane. I know that he’s bluffing. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4874 The real estate in New York is getting so $$$ tall! 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4875 Of course there's an explanation, my ex-husband was a giraffe. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4876 I think it really opens up the place 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4877 Don't dwadle! Or you'll miss the feeding! 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4878 I see that there's room to grow, for each of us. 1.1881 0.03908 101 82 19 0
4879 You'd be surprised how hard it is to find a doggy door that fits here. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
4880 Imposter syndrome? 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
4881 My Ancestry DNA kit says I’m 50% Great Dane, 30% giraffe and the rest mutt. 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
4882 What? I have tall friends! 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
4883 It’s perfect for a stilted conversation 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 14 2
4884 And the rent is only $1,600. Not bad for lower Manhattan! 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
4885 you get so much more for the money in the suburbs 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
4886 Wow, this is palatial. Pee on the carpet,chase the mail man? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4887 Andrew and Chris are preoccupied. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
4888 It used to be owned by a little old great dane from Pasadena. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4889 Clifford had to move. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
4890 Rarf ruf fuff rrrhhhruf, rhhar, hharfrufff! 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
4891 I know, but it lives shorter than it is. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
4892 He says it's to intimidate burglars but I think it's to make it easier for him next time he comes home snockered. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4893 Ah, you must be the TaskRabbit. The new lightbulb's on the coffee table, and I've slathered the ladder rungs with peanut butter. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4894 It's very spacious, but we are hoping to add an office wing and a pool in the spring. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
4895 What can I say . . . gentrification. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4896 A much taller dog lived here before. Yeah he’s dead now. Old age. Died right in this doghouse to be honest. The realtors told me it wasn’t haunted and I trust them. Also the market is absolutely on fire right now. I waived inspection. All cash offer. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
4897 I really couldn't say no to vaulted ceilings. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4898 No, you can’t come in. You left hair all over the carpet. This isn’t a she shed, ya know. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4899 No, small dog syndrome in this house! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4900 So sorry, this big new view home gave me amnesia about the old pack. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4901 I like doing my business in private so I had a fir installed in the main room.. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4902 They say it's a recessive gene. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4903 I don't think it's a tiny house either. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4904 It was a panic pandemic purchase,but it turns out air conditioning it is a bitch. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4905 You should see what they built for Spinal Tap. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4906 My boy-friends back and there's gon-na be trouble 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
4907 This way humans can enter when they are sent to the doghouse 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4908 I had a bargain architect who was fired for plagiarizing designs. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4909 The entrance predates my master’s divorce. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4910 You should see the size of my housecleaner! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4911 Say what you will, but I like the tiny house trend. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4912 Like your pad. Very much on the human scale. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4913 As you can see it's a Mies van der Rohe. The water dish though is strictly dollar store. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4914 Were you expecting someone taller,,?? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4915 Even with the renovations, Clifford never visited his parents 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
4916 Cerberus said he wanted to spend more time in the underworld, so I put an offer in. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4917 They bought it with an eye to the future “ 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4918 Not to worry. Cats and Republicans do not have the password. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
4919 If you build it, she will come. I’m trying to attract a tall girlfriend. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
4920 I wonder if they consulted with the Landmarks Commission before building this thing? 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
4921 I had this custom made. But I had to fire the builder 1.1868 0.04108 91 74 17 0
4922 The changing of the guard. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
4923 l LOVE A GRAND ENTRY! 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
4924 I asked Bob, why can't dogs have their own skyscrapers. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
4925 Reminds me of your mother. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
4926 Mi casa, su casa 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
4927 The bitch ripped out the second floor. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
4928 I wish I didn’t have to sell this place, but I’m in a pretty big jamb. 1.1868 0.04396 91 77 12 2
4929 You can’t have a mega-mansion with a little 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
4930 My owner's wife wanted a giraffe! 1.1868 0.04532 91 78 10 3
4931 Yeah, I love he headroom, but it's hard to heat. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
4932 It was originally built for a Shiba Inu, who lost their fortune in the Dogecoin crash 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
4933 I know your nephew Clifford is coming,but this is a bit extreme! 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
4934 ' Let's add a floor up higher with a Platform for Barking.' 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
4935 Just cough a couple times and they’ll build you one too. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
4936 You’re right! You are a small dog in a damn big house!! 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4937 Its a self reno! 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
4938 Hey, it may be big, but at least I don’t have to pay to knock down a bridge for it like Jeff Bezos. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4939 Here’s looking at you, kid. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4940 It'sn a reflection of my Master's erectile dysfunction issues. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4941 I know what you're thinking Carl, but it's got GREAT bones. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4942 I had great expectations of being a Great Dane. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4943 It would have been $2.3 if I wanted a door. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
4944 I think they call this an “upsell.” 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4945 Giraffes are more hands-off owners than people, but they do like to stick their heads in sometimes. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4946 It comes with a fire hydrant in every room. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
4947 I'm lucky I bought this years ago. The price of houses now are crazy! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4948 It's cheap because it was built for a camel who didn't want it. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
4949 Yeah, we tore down that ranch-style. Wasn’t really us. We prefer big and empty. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
4950 We can be friends without rising to the occasion… 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4951 Sometimes my owner needs to sleep here when he's been a bad boy. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4952 I suppose this means we’re arch enemies 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
4953 Using my air space 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
4954 It seems everybody in the 'burbs wants a McMansion these days. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4955 Yeah, Trump will buy it, rehab it, and put it back on the market for big money, but until then...wadaya think it's worth? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4956 I don't remember Clifford Goes to Weight Watchers. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4957 My master warned me that not being a good boy would lead to the Big House. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4958 The previous owner moved back home to Denmark. 1.1863 0.03335 102 86 15 1
4959 The Great Danes were asking a tall price,but we got a good deal. 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
4960 Hey, you look paw-some! 1.1863 0.05163 102 89 7 6
4961 It's not the arch of triumph. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
4962 We decided to upsize. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
4963 Wait until you see the chew toys. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
4964 We bought it from a very nice giraffe family. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
4965 What I really wanted was a wrap around pooch. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
4966 It’s a grrr house 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
4967 I snatched it when the Great Dane went belly up. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
4968 The Art Deco house was taken. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
4969 And that's how I made my grand entrance into the doghouse. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
4970 The Hall of Just-us. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
4971 Actually I got a great deal. Apparently the previous owners, the Giraffes, had to move quickly due to a transfer at work. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
4972 Careful. You can drown in the water bowl. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
4973 I heard that you have a new greyhound boyfriend 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
4974 The realtor was right. It grew on me. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
4975 I always dreamed of living in a my own McDogmansion. 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
4976 From here they look like tiny houses too. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
4977 There last pet was a giraffe. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
4978 Well, this house will give you plenty of room to grow. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
4979 I like that there is room to grow. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
4980 are you a dog or an ant? 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
4981 I've always wanted to live in a skyscraper. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4982 "Did you smell the croissants? 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
4983 And it has room to grow! 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
4984 i already feel cramped 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4985 Okay, she gets the house, her leash and the boat, we split the condo in Palm Beach and you can keep the summer house in the Vineyard. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4986 Max, you have to move to Texas - look at all the space! 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4987 I peed on it! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4988 So … the story is that there was a mixup when I was adopted from the shelter… I may be Great, but I ain’t no Dane. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4989 Their last dog was an unusually large, scarlet-colored mutant named Clifford. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
4990 I wish it was mine. It is an airbnb 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
4991 These motherfuckers. 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
4992 The whole neighborhood is getting mansionized. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4993 I'm the big dog on campus. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4994 It was built for a Great Dane, but I can use the extra space to work from home. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4995 This is as close to the park as I can find. Location, location, location... 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4996 A giraffe had the right of first refusal. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4997 PENTHOUSE KENNEL CLUB, PLEASE. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4998 I'm married to a Great Dane. 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
4999 My great friend Lola, the Afghan Hound, can visit even when standing on her hind legs! 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5000 …and if you’ve brought a stick, twist your head to get in 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5001 I didn’t like it at first, but it’s growing on me. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5002 I just went from 'in the dog house' to 'alpha dog.' 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5003 The tree arrives next week. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
5004 I’ve got a meat freezer coming tomorrow 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5005 Yes,your table is ready. Is your entire pack here? 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
5006 The Great Room is nice, but I'm obsessing about how to furnish it! 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5007 Do you think the opening is a little too high? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5008 Just hold your head high. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
5009 Nobody gets in to wizz on my tree! Not nobody. Not no how. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
5010 These days he’s out here a couple times a week. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5011 I have high hopes for my growth hormone therapy. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5012 I'm waiting for the biggest dog. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
5013 Yea I live in the Big House now but the dog house was cheaper to decorate. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
5014 Want to see my sailboat? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5015 The dogs in my town have voted to unionize,given Covid & the school-at-home issues that we've had to endure. AND it looks like we've won: with taller dog houses,required mental health breaks from loved ones & masked mandates. Check it out. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5016 They ordered an Irish Wolfhound, but, autocorrect. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
5017 The vaulted roof really appeals to my feral wolf side." 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
5018 There are Great Danes, my Harold is the Greatest Dane. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
5019 You’re a little fella, aren’t you? 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
5020 I call it my McDogMansion 1.1848 0.04069 92 75 17 0
5021 Mom was right, no CATS in heaven! 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
5022 The realtor calls it Nouveau Tuscan. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
5023 I'd wait outside a few minutes. He just had a dump after lunch. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
5024 Yes, this is a Church for Ladder Day St Bernards. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
5025 Giraffes are actually pretty good landlords. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
5026 Trust me: they'll worship you even more if you have cathedral ceilings. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
5027 I see you took a bath too. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5028 You like it? I bought it off a giraffe. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5029 I didn't realize you were housesitting for Clifford. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
5030 It's a Giacometti knockoff.. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5031 The rising house prices at the moment are phenomenal. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
5032 A timeshare with a family of great danes... 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
5033 Someone’s got high hopes! 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5034 Plenty of room for squeaky toys 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5035 When they built this they were planning a-head 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
5036 I don’t know, doesn’t it seem a little “Let them eat bleach?” 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5037 I always wanted to live in big house 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
5038 You know, your the big puppy now! 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
5039 By the whiskering of my snout, something feline seeks us out. 1.1842 0.04668 76 65 9 2
5040 don't have to duck 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5041 I’m having the doggy door installed tomorrow. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
5042 They got my breed wrong and thought I would grow into it. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
5043 I call it Dog-gone Gothic 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
5044 Dogs used to be taller during the Middle Ages. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
5045 Their downsizing started with Rover. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
5046 Sure, its more than I need but I got a great deal and its close to the city. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
5047 Marmaduke ran into some financial problems and I picked up this place for a dime. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
5048 They finally realized it's about time for a doggie house upgrade. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
5049 Your house or mine? 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
5050 There are growth hormones in the milk bones. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
5051 Oh yes... the new house has a certain cachet, having once been owned by a rather large red celebrity. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
5052 Yes, in fact we do have an opening. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
5053 There's high rise living and then there is high rise living! 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
5054 Fancy a swim in my dog bowl? 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
5055 The city inspector was all "code this, code that," so I just got on my hind legs and begged. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
5056 I'm a sucker for tall ceilings 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
5057 The upstairs is already rented out to the pigeons. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
5058 But they said they’d paint it red - looks gray to me. 1.1839 0.04178 87 71 16 0
5059 ‘’…we moved from the farm. Ma always wanted to live in a hi-rise…” 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
5060 I, personally hate post modern architecture. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
5061 No, it's not for sale, but while you're at it, why don't you have a tour? It's bigger in the inside. 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
5062 It was originally built for an NBA mascot dog. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
5063 As soon as we got rid of that tacky logo it felt so much more like home. I mean, who names their home a word that rhymes with rump? 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
5064 It just feels like you're compensating for something." 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
5065 I was told no else is visiting this house... 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
5066 I'm really into manifesting. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5067 It takes some explaining when I bring a date here!" 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5068 Your owner is very optimistic about your 1% Great Dane genes hah! 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5069 I’m subletting from some guy named Geoffrey. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5070 We're trying to keep up with the neighbors. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5071 I'm their après Marmaduke pet. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5072 Now, everyone can see...what a big dog I am.. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5073 Fluffy's not home Rex..... just out for a walk in the park and some quality hydrant time 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5074 I love what you’ve done with the place….I think. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5075 I've got one word for you...Dogecoin! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5076 It’s a Robert A. M. Stern doghouse. Who. cares if it blocks your view? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5077 The previous owner was an Irish Wolfhound. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5078 It's my owner's place. I'm just hanging out. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5079 They think I think I'm a big dog. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5080 With the puppies gone I’m thinking about downsizing. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5081 The previous owner was a Great Dane who took really great care of the place. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5082 Marmaduke used to live here. 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
5083 My daddy has a serious humpback. 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
5084 Now we can invite the big wigs 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5085 Dad's always doing stuff that Mom doesn't like! 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
5086 My girlfriend says it is the “perfect” size, why do you ask? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5087 Have you met my uncle Clifford? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5088 It’s been a very rough day, so I need to get in. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5089 The doorway does not flatter you. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5090 I can’t shake the feeling I’ve been regifted. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5091 I am house sitting for a famous big red dog 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5092 All house, no bite. 1.1829 0.04633 82 67 13 1
5093 Are you dem friendly, or do I need to look elsewhere? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5094 When will the giraffe be here? 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
5095 Come inside. I show you the pool room. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5096 I'm keeping up with the neighbor's house. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5097 Huh, I wish ... but everything in this area is just waaay too high ... No, I'm house-sitting for a couple of wealthy giraffes. 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
5098 We needed a tall foyer for the chien-delier. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
5099 I love that it has room to grow. 1.1828 0.04030 93 76 17 0
5100 Personally I prefer the old-fashioned stye 1.1827 0.04159 104 89 12 3
5101 The accommodations aren'r very cozy but the food is great! 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
5102 I'm sure you'll have your day soon, we all have our day. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
5103 Do you know the song "High Hopes?" 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
5104 I'm hoping to attract a Doberman. 1.1818 0.04784 66 53 12 0
5105 Yeah, yeah - big house, big door 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5106 I dream BIG.... 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
5107 I'm seriously thinking of doing the whole housebreaking thing again. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
5108 I'd heard you'd moved, but isn't this a bit much even for you? 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
5109 I told him, "it's not you it's the pandemic" - I just need a little more me time. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5110 The foyer and the chandelier were Muffy's idea. I designed the staircase and the fire hydrant. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
5111 They fight a lot. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
5112 My master bought this at Shaquille’s Puppy Emporium. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
5113 You know what they say, big house, big… 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
5114 It's great. I can shit wherever I want. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
5115 They said the door was on a 36 week back order. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
5116 She built this one for the husband. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
5117 I don’t mind getting sent to the doghouse now. 1.1818 0.04019 77 64 13 0
5118 welcome to the Trump Dog House 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
5119 I have plenty of room to grow 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
5120 It has plenty of room to expand into. 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
5121 Sorry, Mr. de Chirico is not home. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
5122 This is my reward for finding his crypto wallet. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
5123 Reflecting on the etic and emic 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
5124 The previous guard dog was a Great Dane. 1.1818 0.04227 77 65 11 1
5125 Welcome to my Little Dog’s Dream-House, the Napoleon model. 1.1818 0.03806 88 73 15 0
5126 What do you mean you can’t go outside by yourself now? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
5127 The original owner was a rat from the city. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
5128 It seems as real estate prices increase, we're all competing for skyline! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
5129 And yet, I still haven’t met a stick that has come through without a fuss! 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
5130 We'll be taking offers next week. Expect it to go over asking. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
5131 It’s for my Great Dame 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
5132 This is your new place?" "Yeah, apparently my owners' last dog was a Great Dane... 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
5133 It was all a lie. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
5134 They say to upsize when a pup. 1.1810 0.04346 116 99 13 4
5135 Their previous dog was a Great Dane. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
5136 I told you it wasn’t the Ladies Room! 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
5137 My dad says I can’t come out to play til after dinner. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
5138 My owner spends so much time here, we built out the door. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
5139 I need room for a male human from time to time 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
5140 You know how John feels about high ceilings 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
5141 You always did employ the power of positive thinking! 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
5142 With a loft space like this, you won't mind being in the doghouse. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
5143 My owners are fighting. She bought me this, but now he lives here. 1.1807 0.04582 83 71 10 2
5144 I bought the Borzoi model 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
5145 It's for safety, People think I'm bigger than I am 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
5146 I got it cheap. The giraffe is moving to Boca Vista. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
5147 My owner's major is architectural design. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
5148 So, is this what humans call a high rise? 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
5149 It's not cheap, but you certainly get more for your money outside the city. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
5150 I need to pee so bad! Who new moving to the country it would be so hard to find a fire hydrant?! 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
5151 Stay was the first thing I learned. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
5152 I take it the last owner had a big family. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
5153 I asked for a tiny house not a tall house 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
5154 It's a big city and I like to think big." Cal Bellamy, Munster, I 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
5155 With rates this low, you just have to. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
5156 Thanks to inviting me to your new place in Hudson Yards. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
5157 Wait until you meet "her!" 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
5158 It's more than I need but developers don't build modest size dog houses nowadays. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
5159 It was a short sale. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
5160 The heating bill is a killer, but I couldn't resist a grand entry 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5161 The anti-ablution bill was blocked in the senate. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5162 Just become a viral meme that a billionaire turns into cryptocurrency and you can buy one too 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5163 Are you sure you’re not a giraffe? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5164 Downsize dogsize and dog food instead of housing 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5165 Is Joe Rogan here? 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5166 I love your lawyer foyer! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5167 I told them I was a Great Dane. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5168 You couldn’t swing a cat in there… 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5169 It's what you get when you have a drunk human architect. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5170 Hey, do you like my house with needlessly high ceilings—thirty times my height, in fact—that could've otherwise been used as an apartment which houses seventy other street dogs? 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5171 Our chef, Enrique, lives upstairs. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5172 My mom just married a giraffe. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5173 Can I wait here with you until this panel gets more context? 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
5174 My humans have a pet giraffe, too. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5175 They said someone stole the giraffe. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5176 Well, supposedly it is Scandinavian Minimalist Architecture, designed by a great Dane 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5177 I'm planning on growing into it. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5178 I’ve always wanted to say,’come in’! 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5179 Yeah, I love the high ceilings too. 1.1803 0.03863 122 104 15 3
5180 Not bad, but the rent is killing me. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
5181 I don't care that it's an Early Post-Modern masterpiece. It's still feels drafty to me. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
5182 The high ceiling is great, but it does get a little drafty. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
5183 I'm dating a giraffe. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
5184 My owner is a very tall architect. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
5185 Welcome to my abode. Hope you like high ceilings. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
5186 My dream flatscreen is on the way 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
5187 Quick! Come in, Noah's waiting for us out back. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
5188 I'm thinking of adding a drawbridge. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
5189 I want a big car too. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
5190 Got it in a short sale. Great Dane lost everything in crypto fallout. 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
5191 These dogs used to live with their humans" 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
5192 You know, when the Russians invade, they’re gonna turn you into a hat. 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
5193 I was willing to splurge for the high ceilings 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
5194 Boring assignment, it's all yours! 1.1798 0.03934 89 75 13 1
5195 Yeah, I got in early... it's spelled d-o-g-E. 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
5196 The Poop Museum is closed on Mondays 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
5197 Yeah, it's a privilege to live in a castle.....but it's drafty. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
5198 Eh. Tall isn't everything. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
5199 It's a bit roomy 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
5200 Trust me, giraffe's are not man's best friend 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
5201 My girlfriend's coming over later, she's a Great Dane". "So how do you guys... nevermind" 1.1798 0.03769 89 74 15 0
5202 The marble wolves arrive on Thursday. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
5203 Wait until you see the litter box. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5204 A man's reach should exceed his grasp,or whats a heaven for. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5205 It turns out Great Danes are expensive 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5206 Rent controlled. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
5207 The last pet they had was a giraffe. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5208 I checked Zillow comps and the high ceiling gives me an 11% advantage on the resale value. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
5209 I don`t care how big it is, do you know how we multiply! 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
5210 When you live in an upscale neighborhood,you have to keep up with the neighbors. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5211 Ever hear of Bisquitcoin? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5212 I’m hoping Shaq will adopt me 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5213 So the family’s pet giraffe died and they decided to adopt me. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5214 Just so you know, there’s not enough space inside. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
5215 We could probably have made it smaller if we agreed on one of those roll up mattresses 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
5216 i just checked, clifford isnt home. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5217 I’ll just get your top hat 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5218 I have great expectations 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5219 Don't worry. It'll grow on you. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5220 This doorway isn't big enough for the two of us! 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
5221 Welcome to our new place! Now even Pamela can come along! 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
5222 "My owners got involved in the tiny house movement, so we're trying a house exchange!" 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5223 They're anticipating a growth spirt. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5224 Possibly a vertical justification of the inflated price? 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5225 Who knew the price of offspring would surge during a pandemic? 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
5226 Bark. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5227 Just wait until you see the toilet! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5228 Quick! One on in! Mom and Dad aren't home! 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
5229 I don't understand why we have to live in this hole-in-the wall when all of our friends are gentrifying. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5230 I’ll show you mine if you show me yours 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
5231 Master is a werewolf but not yet housebroken, so pardon the mess. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
5232 Dress for the size you want, not the size you have! 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
5233 We didn’t want a “Tiny House.” 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
5234 I bought it from a giraffe who's downsizing 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
5235 The catch for the asking price was dealing with the mountainous volumes of red hair on our own dime. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
5236 My roommate is a giraffe. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
5237 My roommate--Geoffrey--used to work at Toy R Us 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
5238 Complements my owner's McMansion. I'm a canine of status!" 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
5239 This is Philip Jones 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
5240 There's no kitchen but the landlord has been known to leave out his leftovers every now and then. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
5241 Yeah, i just cut back on squeaky toys and only ate doggy bags. That and my owner bought it for me. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
5242 The last person who lived here was a pill. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
5243 My realtor told me Clifford used to live here. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
5244 I've been trying to change the stigma around the doghouse. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
5245 I could just plotz, it’s going to be featured in next month’s Architectural Digest. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
5246 Can I borrow your ladder? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
5247 My roommate is a parakeet. 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
5248 I heard maintenance will be up again this year. 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
5249 In the doghouse, again? 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
5250 The previous owner always wanted to have a great dane. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
5251 My gosh we are the runt of the litter! 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
5252 It’s hard to build the right dimension when the supply chain is fucked up! 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
5253 I am trying to lure that cute Great Dane in here 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
5254 The view from the roof is fabulous” 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
5255 Yes, Philip Johnson at his greatest. Maggie and I are just privileged to live in it. 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
5256 Well you know, there’s still no central heating. 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
5257 That way I go big and go home. 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
5258 Does this AirB&B provide free WIFI as advertised? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5259 Wait until you see the chandelier. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
5260 when you see my tail, you'll understand the meaning of "the tail wagging the dog" 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5261 I'm subletting from James Harden. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
5262 You want my opinion on a Poll? Well I’m a hydrant guy myself. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5263 Get you own fucking mausoleum Jack 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5264 I'm partial to the master down. 1.1778 0.04053 90 76 13 1
5265 This image is so big that I have to be careful when writing the caption, otherwise the screenshot won’t capture the whole thing, which would defeat the purpose of this whole project 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
5266 It really plays nicely off the dirt holes. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
5267 The previous tenants were giraffes." 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
5268 The architect decided to go for Baroque. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
5269 Sometimes Dad joins me. 1.1778 0.04053 90 74 16 0
5270 You've always been a megalomaniac! 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
5271 Yes, it's impressive, but it's hard to heat, has a terrible echo and a colony of bats has invaded the upper area/" 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
5272 Can’t you see this is the “out” house? 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
5273 I'm speechless! 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
5274 My housemate is a Great Dane. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
5275 We cannot invite Snoopy to our housewarming party. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
5276 And they said I’m barking up the wrong tree 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
5277 I decided to upscale! 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
5278 Wanna see how high I can pile it now? 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
5279 Welcome to the doghouse... hugs from all 1.1774 0.03146 124 107 13 3
5280 The rest are out hunting! 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5281 I'm house sitting for some Great Danes. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5282 It's all the rage on HGTV. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5283 The former owner was Danish 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
5284 I got a great deal on the place from the camel who got a gig on a commercial. My lucky Wednesday! 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
5285 Sure, but it’s a 4-year mortgage. 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
5286 DOG says we'll grow into it 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5287 Now when they argue about Joe Rogan, he can sleep with me. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
5288 I told you that I hate high ceilings 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5289 Listen, it was a very nasty divorce but, in the end, the judge granted me ownership of not only this house but our lovely pied-a-terre in Paris, as well. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
5290 My Mom didn’t want me to move in with a giraffe either! 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5291 I bought it from Toto when he moved back to Kansas 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5292 Cathedral ceilings are OK but I prefer a good hole in the ground. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
5293 Now everyone will know how successful we are! 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5294 Wanna take a walk in the park? Just the two of us? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
5295 Come on in. How you been? 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
5296 I got a super deal on this house from a Great Dane. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
5297 Something 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
5298 I'm the big town's top dog 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
5299 Here’s looking at you, Babe! 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
5300 My humans used to have a Great Dane 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
5301 It's an inheritance from my late best friend. He was a Great Dane. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
5302 Hello, I’m Tarzan. I’m so much more than a password. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
5303 Yeah, pet owners aren’t usually known for such arch humor. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5304 My owner said I will grow into it, but I am not so sure. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5305 I’m relieved that you’re relieved. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
5306 Now the humans have no excuse not to come over. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
5307 The remodel looks great,Dane! 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
5308 I the previous owners were a Giraffe family." 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
5309 Are you going to love it, or list it? 1.1771 0.04316 96 83 10 3
5310 That view will take the bite out of the bark -right? 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
5311 The pandemic is over, want to o come out and play? 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
5312 I have a large home. Would you like to curl up in here for a while? 1.1770 0.03819 113 94 18 1
5313 You know me, I’m a sucker for a high ceiling. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
5314 Grandma's a greyhound. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
5315 I inherited it from my great Danish aunt. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
5316 So the other night, I was playing poker with a few basketball pros..: 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5317 Come on in and take a look at my bowl. 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
5318 This won't get you out the doghouse. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
5319 It's a barn conversion. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
5320 What the fuck Frank? What the fucking hell is this shit? What the god damn fuck is this Frank? The fuck? What the hell? Frank what the hell? What is going on here Frank. What the fuck? What the fucking Hell? Frank what the fuck did you do? What the 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
5321 What a surprise having you in the Central!" "Yes, I've been bored with The City recently. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
5322 Thanks for stopping by, Lewis, For a second I thought it was the bottle I drank. 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
5323 Would you believe it has indoor plumbing? 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
5324 Are you in or out? 1.1765 0.03919 102 87 13 2
5325 Our quaint neighborhood is being ruined by these post modern atrocities. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
5326 I'm a sucker for vaulted ceilings. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5327 The echo is perfect for when bigger dogs come around. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
5328 Six weeks of construction on the new door and still my human won't visit. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5329 You get to be the doorman, and I get to be the one that pretends that class is a fake construct of the insecure ego." "Ok! Ok! Do I still get a milk bone?" 1.1765 0.04484 85 74 9 2
5330 After the rollover, I turned it into a walk-in. Once I turn 10 it'll fetch knuckle bones, and I'll be sitting pretty! 1.1759 0.03909 108 90 17 1
5331 I just have to poop in the foyer one more time before I come out to play! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
5332 Wait until you see the basketball court. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
5333 Clifford shrank himself to fit in with his friend. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
5334 If you are certain that the current occupant was never coming back we could move our large family in and be very comfortable 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
5335 Let's play inside. They'll never notice us. 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
5336 I hope I don't get my father's legs..... 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
5337 I’m movin’ up like George and Wheezey. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
5338 They said I’d grow into my paws. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
5339 My parents are snow bird dogs so I have all of this to myself until May. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
5340 A second arch would not necessarily get us more food! 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
5341 Hey there, Schweetheart.. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
5342 I am self elevating! 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
5343 And she thinks I’m a giraffe too ! 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
5344 While everyone else is downsizing, I thought it was a good time to upsize. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5345 I’ve always loved the high ceilings, but honestly the acoustics suck. I know #firstworldproblems, right? 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
5346 It's big, but it makes the pitty next door back off. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
5347 My cousin,Olaf,the Great Dane,is coming to visit soon. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
5348 My new owner used to have a pet giraffe. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
5349 But is has radiant heat 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
5350 These supertalls would be better with an elevator up to the observation deck." 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
5351 I thought I left clear this was MY territory.. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
5352 Cathedral ceilings, it's the latest thing. 1.1757 0.05219 74 62 9 2
5353 Apparently my feet are really big…. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5354 If bitcoin hadn’t tanked, we could’ve afforded this place. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
5355 We’re expecting a liter next month,so we needed a larger place.” 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
5356 You do the barking, and I will do the stage design and the backdrop. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
5357 Is it just me or is NYT trying to make Wordle harder? 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
5358 Now the piano will fit through the door. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5359 OK, so it's big, but still there's no privacy. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
5360 You've never seen a Zebradoodle?!? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
5361 Are not you too short to live here? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5362 Do you spend time with your family? Good. Because a dog that doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real dog. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
5363 Either it's way to big or we're way too small. 1.1753 0.03739 97 82 14 1
5364 Yep, vaulted ceilings! Come on in, you're just going to love the new backsplash. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
5365 I'm a big fan of vaulted ceilings 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5366 Mom & Dad won’t be home until later. Come on in! 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
5367 Condos for dogs should simply be called "Condogs" 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
5368 I charge treats and neckrubs as rent and give him a roof to live under. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
5369 Thanks! I got it with one of those sub-prime mortgages. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
5370 Is this even worth the high overhead? 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
5371 My name is Alice. How did you guess? 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
5372 The previous resident was a Great Dane. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
5373 The former owner left a literal ton red fur in the place, but cut me a deal because the heating costs so much. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5374 The doorway is for our son, who’s one tall basset. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
5375 'My owner's a palaeontologist.' 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5376 You need to wear a mask and show me your vaccination card before you can go in. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5377 Didn’t you say « tall » on your profile? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5378 It's a Lawyer Foyer! 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
5379 arf woof arf woof bark 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
5380 I like large holes in the rear. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
5381 When I found out Clifford was the former owner,I simply had to get it. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5382 I finally found a place big enough to store all my toys. 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
5383 I'm subletting from a giraffe. 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
5384 My owner kept saying “No, you’re in the dog house!” It just got bigger every time! 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
5385 My wife was very tall, so this door made sense at the time. Some days I look at this door and it's like she's still here. Other days, it's tough, and I wonder what would have happened if I hadn't given her all those pills and left her in that taxi. 1.1746 0.06613 63 56 3 4
5386 Welcome to Barkmore. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5387 I decided to invest my end of year bonus for being 'the goodest boy' in an investment I could really grow into 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
5388 My people live in a McMansion, so why not? 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
5389 When the bitches see this, we’ll be gettin’ tail like CRAZY! 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
5390 The previous owner was a pompadour terrier. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
5391 Consider it a starter home. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
5392 She still thinks she is a lapdog 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
5393 Yeah, he left me some big shoes to fill and this. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
5394 We bought it from a lovely Great Dane, she retired and moved to Florida to be closer to her grandpuppies. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
5395 You got to read The Wealth of Nation 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
5396 It really is nice to get out of New York. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
5397 They call it a 'tiny home' but frankly, it's GINORMOUS. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
5398 Wait until you see the nursery! And the nursery! And the nursery! And the… 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
5399 It's for when I grow up and stand on my own two feet. 1.1744 0.05281 86 75 7 4
5400 The previous owners were mastiffs. 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
5401 This one's on the higher end of your budget, but you're going to love the high ceilings. 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
5402 Only two dogs? What a waste. A whole pack could live in a place this size. 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
5403 Our last place had a doggie door and we said, "Never again." 1.1744 0.05281 86 75 7 4
5404 It’s a great place. It just needs a skylight. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
5405 Is this your master’s doghouse? 1.1743 0.03876 109 91 17 1
5406 My wife said we haaaad to build this to accomodate her stupid cousin Gumby. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5407 Sharon says I’m overcompensating but I’ve actually always wanted high ceilings 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
5408 Nice.. were you friends of the original owner? 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
5409 It’s great but my Wi-Fi doesn’t reach the bedroom. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5410 You should see the wine cellar. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5411 Think big, live small. 1.1739 0.04263 92 79 11 2
5412 Face it, we were just lucky the giraffes got that zoo job. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
5413 My architect said my home should be a reflection of my ego 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
5414 The Dad really really wanted a Great Dane 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5415 My Jeff de Koons ‘ballon dog’ arriving tomorrow.. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
5416 Its just a rental until I can find something bigger" 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5417 My name is Jeff why does everyone keep saying ‘Hi, Ceiling’? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5418 Yeah, I know it's not exactly what you were looking for, but in today's market we better get an offer in today, over-asking. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
5419 Of course I remember you. I just didn't recognize you without your mask. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5420 It's mine now. It became too difficult to clean up after Clifford. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
5421 Of course it's silly ... but it is competitive 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5422 My bitch had to have a high-rise. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
5423 It’s surprisingly roomy. 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
5424 C'mon in. The humans are all on their cell phones so we have plenty of time to get acquainted. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
5425 Hey if he could reach there,he would do it too. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
5426 So, there's an elevator, right? 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
5427 It's called a sky scooter. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5428 ...and it comes with 24 hour concierge service... 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5429 Don't look up 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5430 Minimalistic wasn't working for me. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5431 So I threw him a bone and he said, "It's yours." 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5432 Those Great Danes are ruining the neighborhood. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5433 My nanny's a giraffe 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5434 Wait 'til you see the frescoes..... 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5435 It's a McWuffsion. My owners wanted to do a test run to see how hideous they could make their house look. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5436 Hey Babe! Welcome to Bev Hills. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5437 So, where do you want to be when you grow up? 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5438 It's great, but the vaulted ceilings are a real bitch to clean. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5439 Nope. Still grounded, maybe next week? 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5440 What can I say, I’ve come up in the world. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5441 At least you won’t bump your head… 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5442 -Did you get the invite to this huge house? -Yeah I got one but I wonder why the entrance is so big? -Its because we can bring our own goals and inspirations to share with others. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5443 I got it cheap from an Anatolian Shepherd. 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
5444 I got it on clearance. The two-story atrium look is out. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5445 I guess this is what 'seeking the high ground" meant to them. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5446 I just kept saying arch! arch! arch! and this is what they gave me. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5447 My last roommate was a giraffe. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5448 The realtor insisted we'd grow into it. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
5449 I bought it from Clifford,and the walls are red. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
5450 I got the idea from watching The Gilded Age. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
5451 I can now comfortably work from home. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
5452 Pretty sweet pad 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
5453 Cathedral ceilings are not really my thing, but Pamela likes it, so ... 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
5454 Inside out - the doggy edition 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
5455 My master failed at tall dog fostering! 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
5456 It’s PC gone Mad! 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
5457 I met a giraffe last night and we ended up here... 1.1728 0.04406 81 70 9 2
5458 You can definitely raise the roof, roof, grrrr. I mean yes, the neighbors are great. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
5459 She's holding out for Mr. Big. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
5460 The last owners installed dual marble fire hydrants. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
5461 I do prefer Brobdingnab to Lilliput. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
5462 It was Home of the Week on Open Dog House. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
5463 I'm afraid payback is on it's way 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
5464 Guessing your owner's amazon passwort is really easier than you think... 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
5465 High hopes. I’ve got high hopes. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
5466 We are not 6 feet apart 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
5467 Welcome to the neighborhood in which you will be treated like a REAL dog,with a normal-sized dog house,unlike those city folks. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
5468 Good thing I'm not afraid of heights. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
5469 My financial picture is so much better since I subleased my loft to a family of Great Danes 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
5470 This no bed/no bath is a steal for the city at 2,000 cheese cubes a month. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
5471 Keith, Great Danes aren't born, they're made. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
5472 My master also thinks I'm a whole litter. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
5473 Wait 'til you see what Michelangelo Ludovici d'Cani has done with the ceiling! 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
5474 It's got high ceilings and everything! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5475 It’s got a great yard, five fire hydrants, and one giant room. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
5476 I'll do my best to get you in, Biff. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
5477 Has my growth spurt started yet? 1.1720 0.03935 93 77 16 0
5478 I can dream, can`t I? 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
5479 I had this "human door" built special for my Basketball playing owner. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
5480 in today’s market, it’s all about price per square footage 1.1720 0.04490 93 81 9 3
5481 Yeah, they thought they were getting a English Mastiff until they realized what they would be dealing with on any walks. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
5482 It's a sublet , Marmaduke's spending the summer in Europe !! 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
5483 It’ll probably go for double the listing price, but it *was* renovated to include room for a growing family, is move-in ready, and owner-friendly. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
5484 Move over big dog because the little dog is moving in. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
5485 What happened to the days that every occupant would take us out for a walk ? 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
5486 Looks like you're serving time in the big house. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
5487 I'd say, a doghouse is better than no house at all. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
5488 Did you say Clifford left his bone in here?! 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
5489 Being a King Charles Cavalier spaniel has its perks. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
5490 What can I say? My owner is a real stand-up guy. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
5491 Arf, arf, arf-arf, arf. 1.1717 0.04771 99 86 9 4
5492 Ya, it’s pretty cool I guess, but they still found a way to make it about themselves. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5493 My master was a big fan of "Raise High the Roofbeams, Carpenter 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5494 It for when I become a one-percenter. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5495 It’s the trend 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5496 We little dogs always think we are the big ones! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5497 Mistletoe is overrated.” 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5498 I was lucky to get it, and by fixing the entry I really increased the resale value 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
5499 Wow, you must have done something very bad to end up here. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5500 It’s called the “Manatee Principle.” 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
5501 After my owner died and I inherited the house, I decided to do a little remodeling to make it feel like home. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5502 The original owner went belly up. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5503 So sorry to see that you are in the doghouse again. 1.1712 0.03813 111 93 17 1
5504 It's a dog eat dog food world out there. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5505 I thought Clifford’s house would be bigger. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5506 The acoustics can literally blow your mind 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
5507 I bought it from a really great Danish guy who wore lifts. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5508 Vaulted ceilings are all the rage this year! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5509 When Lassie divorced Rin Tin Tin, he was forced to sell the place to pay his gambling debts. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5510 They really did shrink us. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5511 It's Beverley Hills. You should see the front door. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
5512 I got a really good deal. You'd be surprised how often giraffes go into foreclosure. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5513 We were looking for a place with room to grow. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5514 Yes, Rufus, I know that I'm not tall, but I have dog's dreams 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5515 Yeah, we had to tear down three regular doghouses to get this baby built. Thomas Maciocha Tampa, FL macioctw@aol.com 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
5516 See, this is the proper size for a dog door. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5517 Who let the dogs out?who,who,who,who? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5518 It was the winner in one of those doghouse architecture competitions 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5519 Well, the nonexistent pediment presented a slight impediment. Otherwise totally Philip Johnson, right? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5520 All the broker said was the buyer wants a quick sale, it’s close to training schools, and his name’s Marmaduke 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5521 I think my human is compensating for his lack of smell 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5522 Very drafty. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
5523 Did you bring the step stool? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
5524 Hey James, do you want to invite jack and jon and alex and sean ...? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
5525 Rumor is there's a giraffe on the zoning commission. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
5526 I use it as a small pied-à-terre, but the high 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
5527 They gave me the giraffe house 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
5528 It's everything I ever dreamed of. A big house in the suburbs. 1.1707 0.04527 82 71 9 2
5529 I'm house sitting for Louie. He said not to worry about dust on the top shelves. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 9 2
5530 When they asked how big I wanted the door I said Clifford big. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
5531 Hi Bert, welcome to my new Loft Kennel, the architect has yet to.pyt the mezzanine in 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
5532 I am gonna grow. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
5533 I think we've met before, could you please turn around so we can be sure. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
5534 It beats trying to time rawhide futures." 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
5535 P Doggy on MTV Cribs. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
5536 Is there room for both of us> 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
5537 I know I should feel guilty about the gentrification in the neighborhood,but I really like the high ceilings. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
5538 Yes , the ceilings are high…..used to belong to a Great Dane. 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
5539 The nerdy architect babbled on about a woof but it went way over my head 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
5540 Be careful, once you come in you may never go out. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
5541 It was willed to me by my uncle Bernard...he was a real saint! 1.1707 0.04848 82 69 10 2
5542 All part of trying to woo a giraffe... 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
5543 You should’ve seen the last owner! 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
5544 If we buy the tall, fancy house, then I’m putting my feet down this year and hiring someone to hang up the Christmas lights. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
5545 Come on in and we can have some fun before my parents come home. 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
5546 I take after my mother's side of the family. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
5547 Your master made a permanent move? 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
5548 You're right, Cooper, 2007 is gonna be my year! 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
5549 If you sign today, this 25 square foot studio loft could be yours for only 2,000 bones a month! 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
5550 My owner had great expectations 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
5551 Sure, tons of room but A bugger to heat in Winter 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
5552 As a matter of fact, the previous owner WAS Irish. How did you guess? 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
5553 It's a three barfroom. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
5554 It seems this inflation thing is working out for us... 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
5555 well, i think that the dimensions on website are a little bit wrong... 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
5556 Gee, I was hoping that you'd be taller... 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
5557 I told you not to come back without any girl scout cookies. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
5558 Theyre pretentious, and I dont want to keep up with the Fidos. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
5559 Again, Snoopy’s not home! Go look on the roof for yourself if you don’t believe me. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
5560 this place is so great, honey, there is plenty of room to grow 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
5561 I'm so excited--I always wanted a volume ceiling! And the view is to die for! 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
5562 I’m visiting my cousin the Mastiff 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
5563 Gehry? Phooey! 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
5564 you must be mr. jones 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
5565 I know, it's a large space, but the dead squirrel inside makes it homier." 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
5566 We have a very large family 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
5567 It was an obedience school. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
5568 It's previous owner was a famous big red dog. 1.1698 0.03902 106 89 16 1
5569 Yeah, the costume is itchy, but I couldn’t pass up on the vaulted ceilings! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5570 They said you could move to a place with a view next month. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5571 If not for the giraffe's croaking they would have never contemplated repurposing the joint. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
5572 Clifford the Big Red Dog's house ransacked by local chihuahuas. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
5573 Airbnb did state that it had stylish space 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
5574 Kate Wagner hates it. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5575 Come in and we’ll share some tall stories. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5576 All the comforts of home, except for one-a fire hydrant 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5577 I'm still waiting for a door--supply chain issues. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
5578 Changing the bulbs must be a bitch 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5579 Expecting company? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5580 I got a giraffe! 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
5581 You can come in now. My pet giraffe is having a nap. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5582 It’s true, everything’s bigger in Texas 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
5583 I love the twelve-foot ceilings, but the place is hard to heat. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5584 I heard my human tell the neighbor that he got a good deal on it. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5585 Mama says we're Borzois and we'll understand when we grow up. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5586 I agree,over construction is a critical urban issue. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
5587 I must confess, I love you. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5588 I love the 12 foot ceilings... 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 12 0
5589 My owner gets sent here once in a while. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
5590 You should see my summer place! 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5591 Building codes are tight but there’s no height restrictions on “sheds”. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5592 Cliffords getting a new doghouse 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
5593 Wait ‘til you see the open concept layout. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5594 Do you think you could come out with me and carry a plastic bag? My human hasn’t been home for a couple of days, and you know my neighbors. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5595 "My owners got my gene results back...apparently I'm part giraffe. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
5596 The big man sleeps in here a lot, so he thought why not make it comfy for the both of us? 1.1687 0.05372 83 73 6 4
5597 The previous owner was a bit of an ego maniac. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
5598 Are sure you weren’t followed? 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
5599 Yes, it's just come onto the market this week. The home features a beautiful living room, with a high ceiling and chandelier for entertaining formally. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
5600 I'm afraid the big dog is out. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
5601 The high ceilings give it a remarkable sense of spaciousness. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
5602 Can't play, Alphie. I'm in The Doghouse again. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
5603 We went upscale when we moved to the suburbs. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
5604 Why do you think they call me Archie? 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
5605 Because his other pet is a giraffe 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
5606 It's the suburbs! 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
5607 I have sole custody of the bastard child I had with a Giraffe 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
5608 Yeah, Palladian. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
5609 It's not so much a doghouse, it's more like a dog mansion. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
5610 The condo fee is high, but it includes a dog walker and a fire hydrant. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
5611 The Royal Guardsman left his hat. Go ahead, it's your turn. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
5612 I'd invite you in but I'm uncomfortable in crowds. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
5613 He is in the people house. Who shall say called? 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
5614 Yep, great kennel but the Great Dane who sold it to me said nothing about heating… 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
5615 My owner was early into crypto. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
5616 My owner wishes he was in the dog house. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
5617 Go Big or Go Bone! 1.1685 0.05357 89 79 5 5
5618 Yup, it’s been pretty much stilts and juggling since I lost my sense of smell. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
5619 yes, arffeel good! You? 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
5620 Hey Marty you've come a long way, from dog house to high rise 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
5621 They figured we'd grow 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
5622 Do ytou also have a basement? 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
5623 It's not an insult. You are my son. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
5624 At least back in the city we got to eat meat once in awhile. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
5625 Nice place, but your entrance is missing the flap. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
5626 It used to be Marmaduke's house. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
5627 The 30 day free return period expired. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
5628 Had no idea I was dog house exchanging with a Greyhound. . .boy is he going to be surprised. 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
5629 I know, I know. I should have picked House #3. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
5630 Do you think it is a good long term investment? 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
5631 How do you clean the ceiling? 1.1684 0.04650 95 81 10 3
5632 We have an open door policy these days. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
5633 #MyNewYorkerCaption This place is gonna be a bitch to heat! 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
5634 Yes, the high ceilings are most unusual in this market. Let me also show you the drinking bowl. 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
5635 I'm house sitting for my uncle. He's a Borzoi. 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
5636 It's only a bachelor suite, but you won't believe the views from the bathroom. 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
5637 Its bigger than a normal size house. 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
5638 The Danes are coming as well. 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
5639 The high ceilings are fun, but it’s a bear to heat this place. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
5640 I think they were planning for a pet giraffe! 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
5641 The previous owners were overextended. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5642 My owner is a lunatic... he's trying to get me to cross-breed with a giraffe! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
5643 please feel free to sniff my butt and bark in! 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
5644 I bought it from a shaggy dog." 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
5645 Since the master bought the mansion, I feel if you have to be in the doghouse a postmodern doghouse isn't such a bad place to be" 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
5646 Have you seen that guard with the big hairy hat where I was napping? 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
5647 Much like my owner's door, it's proportional to my class anxiety. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5648 They used to have a pet giraffe. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5649 It's only two feet tall in human measurement. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5650 No, first you put yours whole self IN, then you put your whole self out. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
5651 And check out all the bathrooms around the place. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5652 I thought it ostentatious too, but my realtor said it will make a huge difference come re-sale time. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5653 My brother is in the Puppy Bowl. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5654 I used the same architect that Clifford uses. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
5655 They built my dog house not realizing I was a Chihuahua. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5656 Is your Dad home? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5657 The rock climbing equipment is being delivered tomorrow! 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
5658 I needed a bigger house,my owner is always in the dog house. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
5659 It's hi-fido-ity! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5660 We're a pack of dog influencers living together. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
5661 The Open House starts tomorrow with No Humans Allowed. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
5662 Needed to fit my yacht. 1.1667 0.04255 90 78 10 2
5663 A doghouse with no doors welcomes visitors at any time 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5664 It makes me think higher thoughts,like,why not go vegan? 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
5665 The CDC says cats actually are dicks. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
5666 I'm sorry pal, but a true bond of friendship is only possible between dogs of roughly equal status 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5667 Who needs all this? We should leave the city, join the tiny-house movement... 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
5668 I am told I have a heck of a pedigree. My great great grandsire was Shaque Heel O'neal! 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
5669 He decided to downsize after his giraffe died 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
5670 Yes, this place is a bit humbling. But so is sniffing butts. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 10 1
5671 It’s a mortgage foreclosure. The giraffes abandoned it—they missed the savanna. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
5672 I had this Grand Doghouse built as a legacy, a memorial to my doggieness: To my jumping enthusiasm, my spinning around, peeing on the floor greeting at the door. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
5673 It's scaled to show status but when giving tours, I sometimes add inches. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5674 Sorry, guys, height matters - please be over six feet! 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
5675 Know any bats looking for a hangout? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5676 And just wait until I show you the size of the bathroom 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
5677 But you live here, Charles. A summerhouse? I can't think what you're talking about. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
5678 It's a barker's echo chamber! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
5679 The ad said, "Beefeaters only" 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
5680 It's the house that Ruth jokes built. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
5681 Shiba Inu aren't the only dogs who know about crypto. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
5682 It was supposed to be a birdhouse for a condor. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
5683 Who's Next? 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
5684 Great news, Ritchie was drafted by the Knicks! 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5685 He's here but he can't play. He bumped his head going out today. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
5686 Hope you’re ready to raise the woof. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
5687 We should have looked before we bought in this Denver market 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5688 This is their apology for getting me the store brand dog food.” 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5689 The owners of this house have a six foot tall St. Bernard 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
5690 -Two dogs and a big house, what could go wrong? -When you live in a big city everything has to be as big or even bigger to be noticed! -So, we don't need to worry! 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5691 I think this house belongs to Giant Foot dog. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5692 There is plenty of room for two! :-) 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
5693 Hey, let's fill this with puppies. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5694 It was built for all creatures, ... ah, you know the rest. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5695 The remodel took some work,but the place had good bones. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
5696 Okay, he's your love mate. I get that. But tell me more about this guy. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
5697 How are the acoustics? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5698 Door like a mirror 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5699 Is this the starting door for the New Jersey skyline? 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
5700 Have you heard of dog growth hormone? It's like human growth hormone, but for dogs. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
5701 She doesn’t really hate him. My owners wife designed it. 1.1667 0.03911 84 72 11 1
5702 The son in-law is an Irish Wolfhound 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
5703 Privilege isn't something given based on your skin colour or species; white people can be disadvantaged so can dogs be homeless" - some republican or somethin 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
5704 I've always loved high ceilings in a home! 1.1667 0.04091 84 73 10 1
5705 ...and we can flip it for big bucks to an NBA player. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5706 We went with house number 3 because of the high ceilings. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5707 Well, I do appreciate the vaulted ceiling, but I guess I’d just rather have a door. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
5708 ...a pantry, deep closets, a formal dining area, and of course pre-war ceilings! 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
5709 I asked for a "sty" and got style instead. 1.1649 0.03927 97 84 11 2
5710 What can I say? It was the only way to keep that cute Great Dane I've been sniffing chasing after my tail. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
5711 It's only until the mouse returns." 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
5712 My partner is a giraffe. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
5713 No the giraffe can’t come out to play. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
5714 How do you have sex with a giraffe? 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
5715 High ceiling cools efficiently ! 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
5716 The natural light pours in after lunchtime which is beautiful if you're awake. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
5717 Momma says they call us Great Danes 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
5718 Yes, I have room. My parents are great danes, and dad made my mom leave. 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
5719 Wait til you see the porcelain water bowl! 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
5720 Yeah, I figured with climate change and sea levels rising that it was safer to go with the cathedral ceiling." 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
5721 My new wife is a Giraffe. 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
5722 My door will always be open to you unless my owner converts my crib into a mother-inlaw quarters. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
5723 What’s your perspective? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
5724 I think our days are numbered. 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
5725 I wanted a bigger bark so I raised my roof. 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
5726 We have the ulti-mutt friendship.... 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
5727 Is there a cover charge? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
5728 Did they install an elevator yet? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
5729 I see you're still working on those stretching exercises! 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
5730 Architectural Digest is doing a photo shoot this afternoon. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
5731 My owner has a McMansion 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
5732 We love it, only problem is I can’t reach the cobweb’s 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
5733 Do you want me to come in or do you want to come out? 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
5734 He built it for a Great Dane before asking her. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
5735 I see you have gone to new heights in your revisionist thinking. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
5736 My owner just moved in. Popped the top. Said it's all he could afford, but I think she's being modest. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
5737 Therefore…as an effect of general relativity, the expansion of the universe is different from the expansions seen in daily life. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
5738 I can see myself in this house. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
5739 It's not practical, but after your breakup who knows what you end up dating. Don't limit yourself. Take the apartment. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
5740 I hear giraffs make lousy pets. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
5741 My master always complains about being here but I don’t know what he’s talking about. You should see this place! 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
5742 I wanted the light to stay on my bed for longer 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
5743 Ruff opening. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
5744 They ae in Florida for the winter 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
5745 I've got nothing; you? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
5746 As soon as you get the keys, you'll get to spend time in the spacious bathroom. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
5747 I saw it in a magazine, it’s a trend on the coast. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
5748 It's a renovated bar that was a renovated church--and it's so close to pure barre! 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
5749 When dog opens a door, he closes a window! 1.1644 0.03908 73 62 11 0
5750 Yeah, when you marry a giraffe, it's no more doggie door. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5751 I had to work my tail off to find this much space. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
5752 My parents have high expectations of me! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5753 Wait til you see the tennis balls! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5754 Honey, we are looking for just a summer retreat. Don't you think this one is somewhat too ostentatious? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5755 My female master had it built for me and occasional visits by my male master. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5756 Because when he's not a good boy, he has to sleep out here, and then I get to sleep inside with her. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5757 It’s a sublet from a Great Dane who left in a hurry . 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5758 I fell for an Irish Wolfhound. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5759 The previous owner is a Great Dane and is a motivated seller. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5760 yea they were hoping for a giraffe 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5761 Me, or live rent-free? 1.1635 0.03644 104 86 17 0
5762 I was sold on the place when the realtor said it had good bones 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
5763 Lots of Bow Wow Effect,right? 1.1633 0.03753 98 82 16 0
5764 Their last dog was a St. Bernard. 1.1630 0.03872 92 77 15 0
5765 Well Larry! You've plenty of opportunity for vertical growth! 1.1630 0.03872 92 77 15 0
5766 They said I was all hat, no cows. Now look at me. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
5767 This seems a bit tall for us or are you expecting a giant? 1.1630 0.03872 92 77 15 0
5768 The human door comes in handy for my servants. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
5769 The vicar is in the belfry with the bats and will bless the other animals soon! 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
5770 They said the price was worth it, so I sold all my bones to afford it! 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
5771 Enough is enough! 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
5772 The bitch calls it “Canine Gothic” 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
5773 Mom thought my dad was a Great Dane. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
5774 You should have seen the old owners 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
5775 You come here often? 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
5776 I told her I was one sixteenth Great Dane. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
5777 Your house is so big, I can’t even smell your bottom 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
5778 A family of giraffes is moving in Tuesday. There goes the neighborhood. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
5779 Let’s make a real showing here 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
5780 Yeah yeah Coop, I know what the ladies are thinking when they see these high arch entranceways…personally it gives me a Parisian feel. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
5781 You get more paw for your buck out here in the suburbs 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
5782 Raise the roof, I say. 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
5783 I know; it's huuuuge. I was only able to afford this because my Manhattan apartment is stabilized. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
5784 What ! No air conditioning ? 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
5785 Hey Major! I am so excited to be here at this beautiful dog house asking you 73 questions. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
5786 I'd invite you in to come upstairs but we haven't any yet. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
5787 Have you seen the price for Kibble?! 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
5788 I needed high ceilings, so I could install my elephant ladders. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
5789 My cousin's a giraffe. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
5790 They used to have a St. Bernard, but then they watched Cujo. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
5791 Small tail? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
5792 My Master says "this is The House of Dog that I have built for you. Take care, beware, and don't shit on the carpets." 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5793 I swear it's not gentrification 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5794 Nice digs, dawg. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
5795 I am an avid practitioner of 'Visualization.' 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
5796 Not my ideal greeting style; but I would take this any day over the weird virtual meetings that Humans seem to love now?!! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
5797 wipe your feet before you come in. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5798 Their kid wants the real Clifford the Big Red Dog for his birthday. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
5799 Scares the crap out of people. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
5800 We're going to test this model in the Air B&B Big Dog Market. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
5801 Not a lot of square footage, but the high ceilings are great! 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
5802 Momma said no pussy cats inside my dog house. That's what got my daddy locked up in the dog pound. - Bobby Shmurda 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
5803 C'mon, bark! The reverb here is cool! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
5804 WOOF............. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
5805 The Russians are coming ! 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
5806 Think they'll grow into it? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5807 Overcompensating? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5808 I kept up with the Jones' and raised them one. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5809 wow! but where are you parking now? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5810 My mother is a St Bernard and my father a Greyhound; I thought I’d need the high threshold. Now, I’m second guessing my entire existence” 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5811 Yes! I got a good deal on my high, high rise home! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5812 I'm tired of accessory housing. This is the real deal! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5813 Don’t stare. It’s rude. Come inside for food, bones and chews. No leads or tags. Leave your owner outside, though. No room for smelly shoes. And if we see a cat, we’ll invite them in too. Lots of fun for me and for you. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5814 The door was smaller, but one day I limboed through with an erection. HEY-OH! Funny, right? Yeah...that's one I used to tell from before they cut my balls off. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5815 The Great Danes couldn’t get a mortgage, so … 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5816 Grow up. Just don't grow longer. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5817 I know it seems like a lot of house, but it'll give us room to grow. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5818 Ringo’s Memorial, right this way, please. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
5819 Yes, how'd you know my owner is a de Chirico fan? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5820 It was really cramped until I took over the main residence. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5821 I feel like I am looking in a mirror 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
5822 It doesn't have A/C, but it gets a good breeze. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
5823 You learned a thing or two about infrastructure from the genius Biden Right? 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
5824 You may call it NIMBYism but the law is clear, this is a single-family zoned dog park. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5825 The last tenant was a giraffe... 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
5826 His wife wanted me and he wanted a really big dog — this was the compromise. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5827 what's your wifi password? 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
5828 bow wow ruff ruff 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
5829 My owner should be paying way more taxes. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
5830 Hey, man, I don't want to alarm you, but this luxury condo only has one exit. 1.1613 0.03835 93 78 15 0
5831 My bark is definitely bigger than my bite with the acoustics in here! 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
5832 I'm house-sitting while the giraffe is on vacation. 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
5833 I bought it on Craigslist from a Great Dane. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5834 ...because I married a giraffe. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
5835 It's Air Bud's old place. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
5836 Yeah, now he’s the Big Red Landlord. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
5837 This town IS big enough for the two of us 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
5838 It's for the man of the house. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
5839 Dane is a really great house mate. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
5840 Her ex-husband had some renovations done about six months after moving in. 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 13 0
5841 The down side is giraffes. They'll just waltz right in any time. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
5842 I suspect your human is on a holiday? 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
5843 Butch is a great builder but measurement is not one of his strengths. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
5844 It isn't home but it's much..... 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
5845 I am waiting for my tractor trailer to arrive. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
5846 They said I was just chasing bones, but look where it got me! 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
5847 I thought that a McDog House would come with a Big Mac. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
5848 ...and then she told me I was in the doghouse! 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
5849 At this point they may as well call it the Human-house. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
5850 No wonder I have small dogs syndrome 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
5851 Well, last night I didn’t bark and it is driving them crazy 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
5852 My human, Mr. Sanders, says it's "Yuge!" 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
5853 A gorgeous Great Dane just moved in down the street. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
5854 I'll have what she's having. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
5855 Love the high ceilings, but the maintenance fees are a bitch. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
5856 I switched places with that dog in Manhattan. They're clueless. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
5857 I had my DNA done on Ancestry.com and believe you are my brother. 1.1605 0.02458 81 72 8 1
5858 My owner is six foot three. His wife frequently sends him to visit me. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
5859 We share it when he is in the doghouse 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
5860 Wait until you see the ceiling heights. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
5861 And if you like the lobby, wait till you see my apartment! 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
5862 It's a time share with Clifford! 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
5863 Foreclosed on Trump's dog! 1.1605 0.04464 81 68 11 1
5864 I don't wanna hear about what you're selling. Unless it's one of those dog whistles. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
5865 Even though he was only a dachshund, Daddy never let his breed keep him from standing up for what he believed. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
5866 Yeah, you get more for your money in the suburbs. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
5867 Gentrification leads to rise in forgetting of wives' birthdays. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
5868 You should have seen the one before you. Skinny,but a monster no less. 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
5869 If I said I miss city life I’d be lying. This place fits my big dog personality, and I have more places to go to the bathroom. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5870 It came with the new place, the former owners had a Great Dane! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5871 Your new housemate walks on 2 feet but at least, they're house-trained and leave crumbs whenever they eat. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
5872 Dream bigger.” 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
5873 I was able to dump my Bitcoin just before the crash... 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
5874 Doggie mansions always have really high ceilings. What neighborhood do you live in? 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
5875 I got it from a giraffe. He told me I would grow into it. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
5876 The high ceilings are great but still no bathroom. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
5877 Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5878 Kevin O'Leary kicked me out almost immediately but I'm telling you there's definitely a market for Fleshlights for dogs 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
5879 It's not quite a McMansion, but all the dogs on the block are envious. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5880 As it is classified as a doghouse I can afford it without paying a fortune in property tax 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
5881 Have you tried cutting back on avocado kibble? 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
5882 Yeah, your sister isn't invited. 1.1600 0.03572 75 64 11 0
5883 It was originally designed for a Great Dane. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5884 Bob and Mary are moving in! They have been evicted. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5885 The Penthouse has its own elevator! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5886 Funny thing - the breeder was a huge exaggerator. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
5887 This met everything on my list except a 3-car garage. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
5888 High ceilings, but no newspaper, just carpet. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
5889 I made it just tall enough for the mailman. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
5890 It's called "being in the dog house with style" 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
5891 I'm here for the ruff-top dining. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5892 They’re hoping I’ll grow into the job. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5893 I’ll concede I’m drunk, but you could call me an adventure capitalist. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5894 Yeah,Jerry,my new owners are great but they apparently knew very little about what to feed a giraffe 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5895 Just like us! Just like human! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5896 I guess tiny houses are yesterday's news! 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
5897 I really would like to see this guy...from a distance. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
5898 Got it on a real deal from someone named Snoopy. He said some odd thing about lying on the roof was impossible. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5899 Clifford’s Minions 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
5900 You wanna help me plan a house warming party? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5901 They expected me to take after dad, a Great Dane, not mom, the chiuaua. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
5902 My giraffe is still wallpapering our new house 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
5903 Barking up the wrong mirror. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
5904 … you’ll love this unit: all the shelves are stocked with bones! 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
5905 I'll send you up to the 9th floor. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
5906 I was told there was a gay bar here. Is this the best this town can do? 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
5907 oh I love this house. So spacious, and Epstein didn't kill himself 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5908 It was originally for the giraffe. 1.1585 0.03457 82 70 12 0
5909 Want to see my "Dogs Playing Poker" art wall? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
5910 there is no fireplug for transdogs 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
5911 I know I'm young, but I'm all in for self-actualization. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
5912 I walk softly and carry a big stick. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
5913 This one is at the top of your budget, but it does have the vaulted ceilings on your wish list. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
5914 They mixed up the height and width measurements. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
5915 ?"Our house, Is a very, very, very nice house, With no cats in the yard..."? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
5916 There’s breathing room in the burbs! 1.1585 0.05340 82 73 5 4
5917 You should see the Poor Entrance around the corner! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
5918 My mom is part giraffe 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
5919 Spike, you oughta quit the force and get into TV. Hell, look at the yard on this place, and the Puppy Bowl royalties alone paid for my cabin in the Poconos. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
5920 I told you to stop barking! Now we’re in big trouble when Rex comes back from his walk. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
5921 It’s for my pet emu. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
5922 What does 'what are you compensating for?' mean?" 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
5923 I'M GUESSING THEIR HOPING FOR BIG THINGS WITH THAT NEW PUPPY CHOW 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
5924 My great-grandson is an NBA superstar! 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
5925 I think the Mrs. had a premonition. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
5926 Someday my legs will be longer.... 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
5927 They said we were on mute. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
5928 Oh? Giraffes - why do you ask? 1.1584 0.03784 101 88 11 2
5929 My master has a terrible inferiority complex. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
5930 Okay to be honest I didn't get the booster . But my temper is still good. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
5931 Welcome to our very own McDoghouse! 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
5932 It's just bones. Lots of bones. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
5933 It's nice to have room to grow. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
5934 you must have some pedigree! 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
5935 Clifford's not home yet. Do you want to come in and wait? 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
5936 Now we have Cathedral ceilings.Hope we can find some drapes. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
5937 It's easy. Just commit fraud, sue everyone in sight, lie about everything, and create nonstop chaos. They'll never catch up to you. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
5938 It was originally part of Billionaires' Row. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
5939 New tenants tour former spacious home of Clifford the Big Red Dog. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
5940 I know it's more than I need, but it was a steal. And the doggie day care services around here are supposedly some of the finest. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
5941 No owner, collar, or door - welcome to Freedom. 1.1579 0.04975 76 65 8 2
5942 I’ve so much square paws. You just have to move to the country. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
5943 I LIKE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE WITH THE BUILDING 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
5944 My person snores too loudly so I had this built last summer. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
5945 When I say they drive me up the wall………they DRIVE me up the wall! 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
5946 My owner is breeding Giraff-a-doodles. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
5947 No, I really didn't take the heating bill into consideration with this place. My bad. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
5948 It's built for some serious high jinx. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
5949 Nobody was visiting Grant's Tomb anymore, so I altered it to suit myself. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
5950 My therapist said I needed room to grow. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
5951 It's not a cathedral ceiling. It's a doghouse. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
5952 Yeah, humble abodes are overrated. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
5953 He remodelled after the last time. 1.1579 0.03761 95 80 15 0
5954 Soo.. Whaddya think? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
5955 So. when their giraffe deal fell through, they gave it to me. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
5956 It’s not up to city code but it’s still a dog house. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
5957 Do you mind closing the door behind you? 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
5958 I had it done when Rover's owner threw his supply of Viagra pills into the trash. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
5959 There are certain advantages to being in the dog house. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
5960 It's doorways-of-New-York style, but it also fools the big dogs. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
5961 Look at his garden, master Jack got his start with tall tales. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
5962 I'm training my humans 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
5963 They won't find the body in here... 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
5964 Wow. You're really in the doghouse this time! 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
5965 This is for my brother - I’m the runt of the litter. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5966 His ex wife built it for him. I moved in when she left 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5967 My master thinks big! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5968 Nice place! Heard you're going out with a giraffe now, so it should be super comfy for you both! 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5969 The pandemic pushed everyone to the extreme! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5970 At first I thought a cathedral ceiling might seem pretentious. But you know what? I've earned it. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5971 Like the new rebuild . 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5972 I don't know about everybody else, but this pandemic thing has been GREAT for me. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5973 All I had to do was stop buying treats, save every bone, and have a dad who was on Frasier. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5974 Fortunately, heat is included in the rent. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5975 Yes, it's big but not as big as the white house. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5976 Now that the kids have all moved away, we’re thinking about downsizing. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
5977 This house proves my Dad can take your Dad. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
5978 Just wait to see the Meta-views. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5979 Love the high ceiling, but I'd kill for a window. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
5980 I WANTED TO LIVE IN A HIGH RISE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
5981 Sure vaulted ceilings, arched doorway, and tiled roof, but they couldn't give me some windows. Where is the front door? 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
5982 Well I'm hot mostly for tall doggies, so we need the space. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
5983 Boy! These cathedral ceilings really give this place some class, don't they? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
5984 I told you it was too big 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
5985 The giraffe moved out, it's mine now. 1.1566 0.04364 83 70 11 1
5986 In a dog eat dog world, you have to think big. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
5987 Now people will think that I’m a big dog. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
5988 I guess you decided not to rough it after all. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5989 I love my McDoggie Mansion 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5990 This is the only place the mailman can’t come in! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5991 MY MASTER FREQUENTLY FINDS HIMSELF IN THE DOG HOUSE. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5992 It was even more impressive before the mud floods. 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
5993 This luxury home offers close proximity to city parks, stunning window views, and a gorgeous grass bath surround. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5994 Not my house--belongs to a great guy from Denmark. 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
5995 Wait til we find the bone that fits. 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
5996 I can't today. We're in the middle of remodeling the guest room. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
5997 I wonder who lived here previously. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
5998 They're putting in a loft. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
5999 I think that it is time to downsize. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
6000 What's the mortgage payment on this place? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
6001 Yup,good hair day 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
6002 I asked my owner to build me a doghouse. It was a tall order. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
6003 The previous owner was overextended. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
6004 just give her your paw 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
6005 Interest rates were low so I just went for it 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
6006 Welcome to Billionaires' Row! 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
6007 OMG, we both lived in that same dumpy building in Queens 20 years ago? Really? Are you sure? You know, I think I DO!" ('Wow, he's a LOT cuter now.....and he looks rich, too!' 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
6008 But I'm fascinated by spider habitats, so high ceilings are perfect for me. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
6009 I’ve got a bone to pick with my contractor. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
6010 My top hat got higher 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
6011 Who farted? 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
6012 The previous owner was a Dane. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
6013 It's not Dawghaus, it's Pawst-modern. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
6014 I'm torn between the maximalist approach or the enviable minimalism for the space. What do you think? 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
6015 Welcome ! So you have finally realised that big city living is not for you 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
6016 I told the agent I was looking for something with high ceilings 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6017 „If you build it, you will grow into it.“ 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6018 I know. My pup’s marrying a giraffe. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
6019 This place has a lot of candles, and colorful windows. come on in. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
6020 Previous owner was a Great Dane. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6021 If you want to be an Influencer, you have to think big. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6022 So after he left for work I chewed up his little blue pills.. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6023 Dog house. No, outhouse. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
6024 My missus is Christie Barkley 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
6025 Wait till you see the house this one is attached. The scale will blow your mind! 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
6026 It ticks ALL the boxes, I have a climbing wall and I can fly my drone inside! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
6027 I love the Spanish arches but it’s just too much space. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
6028 Yeah, they loved him, but he even outgrew the owner! They call me the not so Great Dane. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6029 looks like you finally made it to the big house. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6030 “And we’re premiering ‘Million Dollar House’ on HGTV next month.” 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
6031 Our rentals to giraffes have more than doubled. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
6032 im worried about doggie al qaeda but i think itll be allright 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
6033 The architect is an idiot, much like Biden's economic advisors. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
6034 It's members only. Do you have your Doghaus member ID? 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
6035 It's easier when one of them ends up sleeping here. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
6036 Fuck Snoopy. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
6037 You see...my landlord is a giraffe! 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
6038 I'm calling it Puppy Dog Eyes Manor. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
6039 My husband simply refuses to get off of his high horse. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
6040 Dogs can't talk. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
6041 "Welcome. This architecture is understandably derivative." 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
6042 My owner’s husband ends up here a lot, so we did a remodel. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
6043 It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the square footage peed on by the dog. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
6044 This place makes me feel very small. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
6045 High ceilings are in. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
6046 It’s a little cramped, but we call it home. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
6047 Wait 'til you see the doggie door in the back! 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
6048 We will squat here. The owner is a Big Dog in finance--probably never leaves the city. 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
6049 Come on in before the Great Dane comes back. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6050 They call me the reverse giraffe don't fuck with my tail 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
6051 Wow! A 90-inch TV! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6052 Mom was a Great Dane, dad was a Dachshund. We think someone put him up to it. 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
6053 You've always liked high pitched roofs.. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
6054 It's the in thing today on Park Avenue 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
6055 They couldn't find a pet kangaroo. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
6056 They’re into the whole ‘nurture growth’ thing. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
6057 I know, I got it when high ceilings were in! 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
6058 When an NBA player tells you that you're in his dog house, don't sweat it. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
6059 I’d ask you in, but my parents aren’t home. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
6060 The Giraffe is out. Can I help you? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
6061 Hey I'm You 1.1538 0.04112 78 68 9 1
6062 I wanted a house with curb appeal. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
6063 I keep telling people, inflation really isn't the problem everyone says it is. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
6064 I bought it from a giraffe. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
6065 I got tired of hydrants, and floor urinals are much more sanitary. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
6066 You should see the previous owner. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6067 I still haven't bought the latest issue of Architectural Digest 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
6068 Want to try my skydive? 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
6069 Well,if I ever decide to sell the place,the realtor told me that the 10 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
6070 The former owner was a Great Dane, I got a great deal! 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
6071 Definition of Canine Penthouse: “21st century urbanization and climate related lack of sustainable green space gave rise to rooftop gardens and dog parks, and dog houses morphed into rooftop penthouses (see illustration). 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
6072 You would have to buy a house previously owned by giraffes! 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
6073 I got it cheap when Clifford went big into the red 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
6074 15 foot ceilings? In this economy? 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
6075 I like ‘em tall dark and handsome. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
6076 They built it the size of my ego. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
6077 The baby giraffe died. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
6078 It's so big I can sleep and shit in here. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
6079 It's perfect for our growing family. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
6080 You're in the dog house now. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
6081 Get me back to the City. It’s your turn to clean. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
6082 Some dog called Clifford used to own it. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
6083 My cousin Atlas the Great Dane is moving in with me. (https://www.pnj.com/story/news/2021/04/12/florida-great-dane-atlas-might-be-worlds-tallest-living-dog/7161800002/) 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
6084 I found it on Zillow Gone Wild for a song! 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
6085 Do you think the ceilings are too high? Barbara Garcia-Romero Tiburon, CA 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
6086 No you can't come in, the engineer, Virginia Woof, set the max occupancy of this room at 1. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
6087 Yes, it costs more to heat, but wait till you see the main staircase! 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
6088 It’s roomy but it doesn’t smell right. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
6089 They're hoping I grow into it - cool! 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
6090 How do you like my new house? It came with a human door. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
6091 But my name really IS Clifford. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
6092 The previous owner was a Great Dane, but I just had to have it. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
6093 Of course it was not necessary…. But that is the point. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
6094 Insider trading. I'm the big dog now! 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
6095 I guess now I'll be moving in bigger circles. 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
6096 Sometimes my master sleeps here, too. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
6097 I assure you there is no elephant in the room, we have a strict dog-only policy. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
6098 Hi. It's my new lofty. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
6099 It’s a walk-up. Ready? 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
6100 They paid $55,000 over list price 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
6101 Stilts arrive tomorrow 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
6102 Of course, I needed new digs after that expensive tail job. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6103 It's perfect for that small dog who thinks he's larger than he actually is... 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
6104 I just love the high ceilings 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
6105 Lebron’s dog used to live here. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6106 Ya, it's a little stark but well-ventilated 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
6107 Good morning, what can I do for you? 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
6108 Like it? My rich uncle left it to me. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6109 It's got good bones, but we're hoping to grow into it. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6110 Don't assume our relationship is an overarching reality! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
6111 One of these days I'll splurge on the extra-tall Christmas tree. When I do, I'll be ready. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
6112 For only $1,500 a month, you could say it’s a real bark-gain. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6113 Thankfully I bought it pre-pandemic, before the housing boom. what do you think? 1.1522 0.03765 92 78 14 0
6114 Two dogs talk to each other inside of the huge dog house. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
6115 I’ve always wanted stilts. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
6116 Barking is better than begging. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
6117 I can't believe I got adopted by William Wegman! 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
6118 Ever since we left the city, we've embraced an open door policy. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
6119 Beloved neighborhood dog finds a stray waiting in his house. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
6120 The penthouse is taken but I can show you something on a lower level. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
6121 Come on in. He thinks we're Chihuahua's. The food is great." 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
6122 He has been sleeping in my dog house so often that we've had to expand. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
6123 They got a tax break. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
6124 I told you not to come if you are under 6 feet tall. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
6125 The last owner was an Irish Wolfhound 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
6126 I was dating a Whippet at the time. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
6127 Why did they put this Giant Mirror on my new Doghouse ? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
6128 Honey I shrunk us ! 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
6129 Who let the dogs out? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
6130 My owner drives a Hummer. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
6131 So, they finally left, huh? 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
6132 I said, "pour me a tall one!" 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
6133 It scares away tramps with the impression that I am living with someone bigger than me. 1.1512 0.04223 86 73 11 1
6134 It's a Mc 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
6135 Wilt Chamberlain's Great Dane used to live here. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
6136 Some datschund, thinks he's funny. Walks on his hind legs. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
6137 I rented it out to a movie studio. We're still cleaning out the red hairs. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
6138 It's a steal because the Irish wolfhound for whom it was built had to move with his owners. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
6139 Check it out. The dog bed is a trampoline. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
6140 They were hoping for a Great Dane, but settled for me and my tiny appetite when Covid-19 appeared. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
6141 This is for the week of January 31 puzzle with butterfly 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
6142 I probably allotted for to much headroom... 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
6143 Bought it from a giraffe family. Loads of shelf space! 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
6144 Your good Buddy, but not as good as LeBron 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
6145 Feels smaller than it is, right? 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
6146 Not a chance! Low self-esteem gets more biscuits. 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
6147 I think chivalry is dead, where is the doorman? 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
6148 We bought it from a family of Great Danes. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
6149 I'm dating a corgi - her human is on the zoning board. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6150 It’s more house than we need, but Fido insisted 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
6151 Have I ever shown you my baby giraffe? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6152 Yeah, and when they finish this cathedral, it will be all Dominicanus! 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
6153 Did you know the previous owners were Clifford and Marmaduke? 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
6154 Come in for a bark. The acoustics are excellent! 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
6155 We figured build big now was better given supply-chain issues. The future is uncertain. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
6156 That's the difference between us: you're an acorn, and I'm an oak. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
6157 Pretty regularly, one of my owners gets sent here. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6158 Moving out of the city changed everything 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
6159 Do you think that's representative enough? 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
6160 Wow, what a huge house you have"said the dog standing outside to the one stood in his enormous doorway. "Thanks,although my backyard is a little bigger,about 7.9 billion people live on it,you're welcome to use it anytime" responded the other do 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6161 We'll be OK until the building gentrifies. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
6162 You know the old saying, "The doghouse makes the dog!" 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
6163 Now everyone's dying to shit on my lawn. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
6164 You said your apartment was spacious, not that it was only open space. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
6165 What did you do to deserve this? 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
6166 The Giraffe newborn didn’t make it. It’s ours! 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
6167 I've been looking for the perfect match! 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
6168 Sorry, I really have no idea what kind of animal we are. The artist was not specific. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
6169 He really hates cutting the grass, so he allotted for it in the design 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
6170 I’d invite you in, but not only will you have to mask up, you’ll have to show proof that you’ve been neutered. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
6171 This place has gone to the dogs. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
6172 Rick Moranis is a cool owner. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
6173 Actually, you can’t qualify for a mortgage on a place like this unless you’re a working breed. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
6174 You see, there was this museum auction for a set of dinosaur bones. Well, one thing led to another.... 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
6175 I just saw "The Tragedy of Macbeth" great set design! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
6176 Please sign in while I contact Brownie. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
6177 The last tenant was an elephant 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
6178 I know. Its big. But the master hydrant it tiny. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
6179 I use the microphone for intruders. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
6180 I figured it was one less excuse for them not to visit. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
6181 My wife thinks I am over compensaitng. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
6182 Listen we may need ropes to climb onto this sucker. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
6183 Yeah it's more than I need, but I got a great deal on a mortgage 1.1500 0.03602 80 69 11 0
6184 I told you,Carl,there's a reason I'm happy when the wife sends me to the dog house. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
6185 It's a little drafty, but it does wonders for my ego. 1.1500 0.03589 100 85 15 0
6186 I love the high ceilings and open floor plan. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
6187 My sense of self and admittedly other world ego really has nothing to do w my entry way. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
6188 It's not a "McDoghouse. It's a Philip Johnson! 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
6189 So much for the High and Mighty 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
6190 It’s post-Covid. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
6191 How much do you think we can get for it? 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
6192 I no longer chase cats; I'm actually dating one! 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
6193 The original plan was to build a condo 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
6194 The box said 4' X 20' 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
6195 You're much better looking in person. 1.1493 0.04386 67 56 10 0
6196 I'm surprised the Poodles on the co-op board even sniffed my butt. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
6197 I share this with a Great Dane. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
6198 My mom's new boyfriend is a Great Dane. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
6199 ..."and this is the great room. After all, I live with a Great Dane." 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
6200 You have a lot of growing up to do. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
6201 I know the listing said "Canine Cathedral." As you can see, we've got the tall ceilings, but no windows. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
6202 I need place where I feel free to jump up. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
6203 We can grow up together here. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
6204 Thank you for swiping right. As a canine/human hybrid developed in the basement of a Washington D.C. Pizza Parlor, I have only the two legs. My manipulated DNA makes me an excellent aardvark hunter. I enjoy sunsets and long walks. Burrrrrrrrrrrrpp! 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
6205 I guess those giraffes were right; this neighborhood IS going to the dogs! 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
6206 I hope you ate before the housewarming. I'm already out of hors d'oeuvres. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
6207 Isn't this great. My owners have just a one bedroom flat on the other side of town. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
6208 I got a good Covid price... 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
6209 Your friend is tall 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
6210 I'm told that it might be a church or a synagogue. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
6211 This was designed by a Weiner dog who learned to stand on his hind legs. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
6212 Can you spare a bit of room? 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
6213 The square footage is small but with the high ceilings we can build a second level. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
6214 Im her friend from school. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
6215 Let’s get out of here be for the big dog comes home!, 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
6216 I a-door you. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
6217 I can afford a much bigger place out here in the suburbs. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
6218 Don't tell anyone that I'm a dog. This subdivision is only zoned for giraffes. 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
6219 I thought this was just a tall tail. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
6220 I see you’re movin on up!!! ? To that deluxe doghouse in the skyyyy? 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
6221 I'm no longer anyone's "little buddy". 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
6222 Don't you think you over did your renovations? 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
6223 Supertall living has gone to the dogs. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
6224 Do you have a tall friend? 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
6225 I bark at the cob webs. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
6226 Own an apartment? In this economy?" 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
6227 The former owner was a Great Dane who liked to walk on two legs. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
6228 Come in! It's big enough for two! 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
6229 I prefer a big entryway. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
6230 Does your human talk about Bitcoin? 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
6231 Yeah, he couldn't figure out the difference between " and '. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
6232 Mom's a city planner. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
6233 I made the mistake of asking "how high" when he told me to jump. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
6234 ID and Vaccination Card please 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
6235 I bet she’ll send him to the cat’s house now. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
6236 Yeah, I guess my husband has a big head 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
6237 You should see the fishbowl. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
6238 Remember in Spinal Tap, that Stonehenge sculpture... 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
6239 Hot dog, sweetie, there's an elevator to the loft honeymoon suite. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
6240 Now with work from home I don’t have to worry about the commute. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
6241 They didn’t want to remodel after their Great Dane crossed the rainbow bridge; I like it bright and airy. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
6242 Welcome to Central Bark. Forgive the grand entrance; sometimes my best friend needs a place. 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
6243 Wine on the rooftop? 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
6244 I hear the previous owner was a great dame. 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
6245 This was designed by a Doberman who had worked for the Queen's Guard. 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
6246 Clifford's not home at the moment. 1.1477 0.04723 88 78 7 3
6247 I snatched it up for a steal when the tiny house fad fizzled. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
6248 It will give me room to expand. 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
6249 Here we are again. It's either go to market or stay home. 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
6250 The census takers will never believe us. 1.1474 0.03656 95 81 14 0
6251 The last occupant was a giraffe 1.1474 0.03656 95 81 14 0
6252 The previous owner was a dachshund giraffe mix. 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
6253 It's a McMansion doghouse! 1.1474 0.03656 95 81 14 0
6254 They bought it on Amazon and returning it was out of the question. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
6255 Welcome! We finally made it to the big house! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
6256 Aren't skyscrapers obsolete, now that everyone works at home? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
6257 Another architect run amok. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
6258 skyscrapers for all is my motto. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
6259 Who says there's less room at the top? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
6260 Why don't you move in? There's plenty of space 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
6261 The big door is for my massive penis 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
6262 It’s much nicer than his man cave.” 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
6263 The vet said he saw 7, so we had to make sure there's room for everyone. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
6264 My rich uncle died! 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
6265 I was supposed to be a Great Dane. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
6266 You're coming in pretty late. Just wait until your Dad comes home! 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
6267 Welcome to 225.5 W 57th Street 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
6268 We decided not to have a penthouse. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
6269 Ready to pee? You won't believe the tree I saw on my way here! 1.1467 0.03392 75 65 10 0
6270 No more bumping my head on the doggy door. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
6271 You're going to have to make your bones to pay rent 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
6272 Didn't they have any shorter doors? 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
6273 They said they couldn't handle tiny living, so they gave me the house. Me, I don't see the problem. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
6274 No more ruff life for me! 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
6275 My covid human won't sleep in his own house 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
6276 Yeah, we just expanded to inclusiveness 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
6277 My human stays out here after a big fight. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
6278 Apparently we have growth potential. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
6279 I'm expecting a greyhound any minute. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
6280 Yes, I am glad you appreciate that I was going for a Philip Johnsonesque look. 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
6281 My humans hired a giraffe as my dogwalker. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
6282 I sold my turd yesterday for 20 Ether, so I decided to treat myself. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
6283 Actually the heating bill's not bad 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
6284 Rumour has it the new room mate’ is a Great Dane. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
6285 I was going to add a second story but my husband still can’t figure out stairs. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
6286 Welcome to the big city. Your sunburned throat should heal in a few weeks. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
6287 Rumor has it your mysterious, party-throwing owner is nothing but a bootlegger. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
6288 plenty of room to grow into 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
6289 How was your flight from New York? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
6290 Who let that bitch out?" "You mean my wife?" "No mine, she's been chasing tail when I'm not around!" "So she's been busy but not productive?" "She's busy being reproductive if you know what I mean." "What a female dog!" "You can say bitch it's ok. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
6291 I suffer from hiccups a lot 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
6292 He said I could choose between a ‘doghouse’ or a ‘dogwarehouse’. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
6293 There's no corn stalk! 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
6294 Do you think the giraffe will take offense to our crashing his pad? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
6295 Don't you just love Rundbogenstil? Perfect for us dachshunds! 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
6296 Yeah,it really gives a new meaning to the phrase “in the doghouse,” doesn’t it? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
6297 We had to get out of the city. There were litters everywhere. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
6298 Forty three feet. You know how Great Danes can be. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
6299 I really need some headspace right now. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
6300 I call it a McDoghouse 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
6301 human says its because of inflation, so that's why the high celling 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
6302 miCloud suCloud. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
6303 Oh yeah! We remodeled for son. Now he has moved on to NBA. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
6304 I'm anti-mask 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
6305 You need a house that accommodates your dreams. Most of mine involve getting railed by Great Danes. They’re sexually stunted from forced breeding and I open them up to what their bodies can do, midwifing their birth into the erotic. 1.1461 0.03409 89 77 12 0
6306 Yeah I over paid for this, but worse I had to waive my rights to mark the flower beds in perpetuity. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
6307 We should stay away from the cat” 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
6308 Well, I needed something that would also work as an AirBNB 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
6309 It came like this,we bought the house from a Great Dane. 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
6310 So I heard my owner talking that my dog house should be comparable to the Empire State Building and this is what I got 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
6311 Yeah he said I can house-sit, while he's gone. Apparently no one in town was willing to dye a dog entirely red. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6312 It was a billionaire's row pandemic purchase 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
6313 Fourteen bedrooms and you can't swing a cat in any of them! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6314 Trust me, you should see the toilet. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
6315 I prefer to call it a dogthedral ceiling 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
6316 I like to think of it as a guardhouse--not a doghouse. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6317 Welcome! Sign in right over here. Are you working with a realtor? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
6318 The giraffe is out 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6319 Have you thought about renting it out as a VRBO? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6320 Nothing like living in a high rise 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6321 Doggy House dog hahah 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
6322 Wait'll ya see the size of the doggie treats! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6323 I like a high ceiling. Keeps all them smells in, dog. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
6324 Love the high ceilings. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
6325 Yo dawg, I'm a playa' now cause I scored Marmaduke's old crib. Come on in and check out all the hot bitches, literally - They're in heat! Bow wow wow yippee yo yippee yay! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
6326 I was able to get air rights from the gophers. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
6327 The master of the house is about to pounce. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
6328 We bought it as a fixer-upper from the Giraffes. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
6329 Well, the pet food ad, said it would make us really grow! 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
6330 The best part is, since the walls are so big, it’s edible! 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
6331 Being a rescue dog is the best grift ever. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
6332 You gotta go big on this side of the Hudson. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
6333 I'm renting this place from a Great Dane. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
6334 We just had new carpet installed. Make sure you scoot your butt on the way in. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
6335 It’s got high ceilings but the interior is for the dogs 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
6336 Country living just isn't for me, Fred. Have you rented my room yet? 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
6337 They call it Midtown Modern. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
6338 This house was built to contain our Doggie RV. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
6339 The old man had it built when it was clear he was in trouble. But he ended up in the big house. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
6340 These days the only space to build is up. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
6341 C'mon. The doorman is off duty. Central Park beckons. 1.1446 0.03884 83 70 12 0
6342 Nice digs, eh? 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
6343 Little dog in a big house, eh? 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
6344 The cheapskate seller only left me one bone 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
6345 The last tennant was a Great Dane. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
6346 The shelter photographer wanted us to look good in a potential fur-ever home. Maybe this will impress them, this time. I hope so… 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
6347 I told my broker bitecoin. In any event, it all worked out. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
6348 No one will think you’re a subwoofer when you bark from in here. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
6349 Thank you for visiting us Liz. Thanks also for your suggestion on adding a front door. Even though Rover is a big guy you just can't be too careful about security these days. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
6350 Have you heard of Laurel and Hardy? 1.1446 0.03690 83 73 9 1
6351 Yeah, I bought this off a couple of Great Danes, for a steal. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
6352 It's a cash offer! No inspections, no mortgage or appraisal contingency! Can you believe it?! Even the Big Dogs are being stupid in this pandemic! 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
6353 Outside dog: Hi would you like to come to our God the Mother Bible study? 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
6354 It helps with the "I'm a big dog" image. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
6355 I'll guard the house - I just hope they don't make me wear a bearskin hat and carry a rifle! 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
6356 I don't mind that it's a walk-up, but there's no doorman to give you an occasional petting. 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
6357 Woof, it's the biggest dog house in history! Want to come in? 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
6358 Bones? Sure! Follow me to the east wing library... 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
6359 Welcome, brother, to the sanctuary of the unleashed. 1.1444 0.04345 90 81 6 3
6360 They’re afraid our dad was a mixed breed: Great Dane and Irish Wolfhound 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
6361 Just preparing to raise the glass ceiling 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
6362 It's simple. I provide the room. You fetch the board. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
6363 Have you thought about downsizing now that your ten children have moved out? 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
6364 They left a pair of slippers we can play with. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
6365 I actually bought this mouse from the famous Melman. 1.1443 0.03587 97 83 14 0
6366 Emily Elizabeth became an architecture major 1.1443 0.04394 97 86 8 3
6367 Come on in, Fred. I'll toast us some English Muffins. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
6368 Solar panels were a nice-to-have. Great Dane-accessible was a gotta-have. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
6369 You can’t come in.Your not on the lease. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
6370 One bed, no bath, and a great view for the moderate price of undying love. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
6371 Lonnie exceeded our expectations, as usual! 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
6372 I heard, we need a human to get this. 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
6373 Come on in, and don't worry. All these high rises have elevators 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
6374 I built back BIGGER! 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
6375 Maybe the Town of Woodside will declare us as worthy of protection as mountain lions. 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
6376 Whaddya’ think, now that we’re more housebound because of COVID? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
6377 We’re looking for a replacement watch dog. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
6378 It's affordable for Brooklyn. I split the rent with three humans. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
6379 I have lots of room to grow in. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
6380 My owners bought Marmaduke’s old house 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
6381 And they said these were just for big dogs. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
6382 The housing market's been on the rise since Clifford left 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
6383 Don't worry, it's smaller on the inside. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
6384 Apparently the last guy was Irish. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
6385 I quite like living in an up-town high rise 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
6386 I mean, it's not the best, but it's up there! 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
6387 The address says, “Magnet House”. 1.1429 0.04213 70 63 6 1
6388 Now that I inherited this mansion from my owner, do you want to move in with me? 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
6389 Welcome to my Beverly Hills McMansion! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6390 The previous owner joined the circus. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
6391 I heard it takes two to tango- whatever that is. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
6392 The only thing left now is to meet a Great Dane. 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
6393 I grew up very sheltered. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
6394 It has Big rental potential! 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
6395 You should see their mailbox... 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
6396 Just don't tell anybody I live in a doghouse. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
6397 They were expecting a Great Dane 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6398 its like looking in a mirror 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
6399 oh,I see why you moved out of the City! 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
6400 There are perks to having Clifford as a roommate. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6401 It has a minimalist vibe and high ceilings. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
6402 Yeah! It leads to Max Headroom's car park. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
6403 The giraffe is out so I have the place to myself! 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
6404 Well, looks like there was catnip in the cat's food this morning. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
6405 Skippy? Not a good name for the city...how about Bark or Biff? 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
6406 It's so cozy that it doesn't deserve to be called a "DogHouse". 1.1429 0.04014 77 65 11 0
6407 our dachshundt neighbor confused the signs for height and width 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
6408 I told Sparky to really raise the roof if the pups dug holes in the den again. Bless his heart 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
6409 How do you do, fellow dog? 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
6410 My doghouse reflects my owners ego. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
6411 You'll love the high ceilings!" 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
6412 I was tired of jumping through those silly doggie doors,so this is my solution. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
6413 It's not too far from the city, plus I really cut down on my overhead. 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
6414 It's called a Covid style dog house...my master works in here too. 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
6415 The previous owner was a horse. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
6416 Move it on over" "I know this place is for big, big dogs 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
6417 Do you have any space?" "No, no, I'm definitely pretty packed at the moment. I am relocating soon though, so maybe you can stop by when I move into Gillette Stadium. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
6418 I got it for a steal. The former owner was transferred to another zoo. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
6419 The paint came off days ago but they still think I'm a baby giraffe. 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
6420 High ceilings, low floors - it’s my team house! 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
6421 …well, because my 2nd best friend is a giraffe! 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
6422 Amazing,dawg! You bought this place with your Dogecoin profits?! 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
6423 It's a VRBO two bedroom, two fire hydrant, open loft concept. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
6424 that's it ..................from now on I am really going to stick my neck out! 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
6425 Sometimes I feel small in our new mansion. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
6426 Oh, the rich man just got to fat the go inside. 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
6427 We need a door to keep the others out 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
6428 Twins!?!? IF we can get summon Joan Rivers' doc to float here and fix that schnoz. 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
6429 I can fine with a spiral staircase. 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
6430 I had it enlarged so your mom's fat ass could fit when she came over last night. Yeah, I know about you and Denise. Get bent, Derrick. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
6431 With so many guys in here we had to expand 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
6432 You 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
6433 I expect my husband , Graff will be home soon. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
6434 My master got tired of crawling to get in here whenever the mistress kicked him out 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
6435 Clifford is in the red on his mortgage. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
6436 A giraffe used to live here, but he moved to Florida. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
6437 I am sure it will grow on you. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
6438 I got it used from a Great Dane. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
6439 What can I say? We want to be inclusive. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
6440 I'm afraid I can't help you. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
6441 I never told you my dad was Scooby-Doo? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
6442 I hope the great Danes from next door will come for a visit. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
6443 Yeah, my cousin found the place. He's a giraffe. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
6444 We adopted a Great Dane. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
6445 Someone forgot to pound this one in. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
6446 The previous tenant was evicted for being a big red menace. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
6447 Come on in - Clifford the Big Red Dog finally moved out. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
6448 We've been reading up on feng shui. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
6449 Bumplessness is next to podlessness. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
6450 Don't worry about being in the doghouse-- the ceiling is so high for you. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
6451 I hear the architect had an Irish Wolfhound. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
6452 It keeps the door to door salesmen at a minimum. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
6453 I’m telling you, this place is SO BIG, if they see you, just act like me. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
6454 You wouldn't believe the sticks I can fit through here. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
6455 Any idea who lived here before? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
6456 That’s a mighty fine house! What is the tax rate on this one? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
6457 Yeah, so Clifford's subletting it to me while he doggy paddles his way across Europe. Pretty sweet dig, right? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
6458 Of course it’s from Texas. All I need now is a fence. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
6459 Well, it's a great time to sell and I can't help but feel I've outgrown the place. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6460 Well Your Highness, I stand corrected! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6461 Cathedral ceilings just ain't doin' it for me. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6462 He's here at least twice a week. 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
6463 Thanks for helping me install the vault ceiling 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
6464 Are you aspiring to become a big red dog?" (Alex Arey, 13 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
6465 I'm told the recitivism rate is indeed lower here. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
6466 On this week’s Property Pups, the Scotties explore the joys of cathedral ceilings in a poochie palace. Meanwhile, Lottery Dream Pound finds a forever home for a boxer who one his treasure hunt bone. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
6467 I wanted a combination of grandeur and austerity, with a good sized yard to destroy. 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
6468 Thank you! It's early Romanesque, and also far exceeds covid air-flow code. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
6469 High arches are the new in for the housing market. 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
6470 Yeah, man, pool table, beige leather sofa, spiral staircase, travertine tile floor, island in the kitchen, granite countertops, glass and steel dining room table. Looks like fucking brazzers.com in here. It's tight as hell. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
6471 What are the odds on your owner’s team tomorrow? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
6472 The real estate agent claimed it once belonged to Trump’s ‘very powerful’ cat. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
6473 Today's password is "Woof." 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
6474 He's in the doghouse with his wife because he's a terrible carpenter. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
6475 Yes' the tall ceiling is very impressive, but the heating bill is atrocious! 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
6476 Realtor featured cost per cubic foot. Unbelievable 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
6477 I told her, 'No elevator, no sit.' 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
6478 I'm going to submit a caption ! Play to win? 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
6479 Apparently we need a portcullis to keep the giraffes out. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
6480 Everything's bigger out here in the 'burbs. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
6481 I defecated on the bossy one's pillow. The size is to compensate for the yard isolation. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
6482 On the internet, no one knows how big a dog you are when you order a McMansion doghouse. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
6483 It was originally going to be three floors, but the tax burden would have been too high. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
6484 I knew we would inherit the Earth. I just thought it would fit better. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
6485 Are you kidding? There's plenty of room if you want to join me. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
6486 Nice place Doug, but why did you build it in portrait? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
6487 They bought it at the Queens garage sale 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
6488 It’s bigger than my bark 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
6489 We see each other! 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
6490 I evicted the Great Dane for non-payment of kibble. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
6491 You need a password, eight characters with one capital one numeric number 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
6492 I had to build around the spiral staircase. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
6493 This lifestyle may seem unimaginable to you, but if you follow my patented system.... 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
6494 Did you listen to this week’s Standing Podcast? They list 10 things not to do while shopping. So true. And their Euphoria takes are spot on. They *are* trying to balance too many plotlines. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
6495 Whom shall I tell her is whimpering? 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
6496 Welcome to the puppy’s manor, make yourself at home. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
6497 These silly humans didn't make room for more dogs, but we can build an army... after lunch. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
6498 It's aspirational, my friend. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
6499 I barked softly and carried a big stick" by Barbara Bloom, Vancouver, British Columbi 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
6500 Previous owner was an Irish Wolfhound. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6501 Good morning Sir, could you call the cat please 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6502 Nice place! Rent controlled? Yep. Classic-6. Park view. Unsold sponsor unit. Been here for 20yrs. $2.50/mo. I'm a lifer. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
6503 my owner went high... really high. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
6504 I bought the place from a guy named Noah." 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
6505 Wait’ll you meet my wife! 1.1383 0.03580 94 81 13 0
6506 I also welcome the owners. 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
6507 Look here, pal, you gotta move with the times. 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
6508 I can’t let you in without a mask 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
6509 Pretty cool huh! Mom says it's a celebrity mansion built by none other than CLIFFORD himslf! 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
6510 Clifford appreciates it when he visits. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
6511 I like it much better than the goldfish bowl. 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
6512 It’s a starter home 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
6513 No, the pandemic isn't over, but this week you don't need wear a mask indoors. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
6514 I thought you said you were bringing friends 1.1376 0.03793 109 96 11 2
6515 It’s a lot of house, but you should see the size of some of these Chewy boxes. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
6516 Luxury real estate isn’t cheap in canine0210 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
6517 The last guy was a Newfoundland. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
6518 It’s a lot more suburban than the last place, but we’re hoping to start a family soon. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
6519 Can’t you see, your lawyer is gonna send you up to the big house. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
6520 Not you again. How many times do I have to tell you this is my house, and I'm sirius this time. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
6521 My great-grandparents were Danish royalty! 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
6522 Big? The universe is big! 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
6523 I bought sight unseen online, the former owner was a Great Dane! 1.1375 0.03442 80 70 10 0
6524 « ….and I will be taller and taller! » 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
6525 I know its a lot, but interest rates were low 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
6526 Did you drink the "water" too? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
6527 Your name wasn't up so I thought I could crash. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
6528 We are finally going to have some privacy 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
6529 Psst...The Humans are killing history.We inherit the industrial ditritus. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
6530 The breeze in hot weather really cools it . 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
6531 How do you like my new digs? It's a super-spreader. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
6532 It's wonderful to be well born. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
6533 So what? I'm ambitious. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
6534 I got it wrong. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
6535 It's nice, but I have to have roommates. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
6536 Raising your Roof for that Great Dane you got a mad crush on? You always were a leg man... 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
6537 It's called Feral Acres and we get three hots and a cot. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
6538 Hope you don't mind, I hired a photographer for our poker game 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
6539 You're in the dog house now Mister. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
6540 The guy who built it was a pole vaulter. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
6541 It's perfect for when my giraffe book club meets here. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
6542 I know,right? I’ll just have to remember to piss off the old lady, more often! 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
6543 Won this in a lottery. Big mistake. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
6544 He said I was a good boy, and asked me what I wanted. I said a room with a cathedral ceiling. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
6545 You’re in the big boys club now! You can shit everywhere without the assholes who don’t pick it up! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6546 C’mon in. I bought a giant T.V. Screen for tonight’s Super Bowl halftime show starring our Hall of Famer, Snoop Dog” 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
6547 It's got high ceilings, just like out apartment. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
6548 Yeah, I was in the area and thought I'd stop by. Mr. Hoohoohoohoohoo let us out. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6549 What can I say, cheating on your taxes and conning your way through life will get you a sweet tower and best bitches in town. 1.1364 0.03760 110 97 11 2
6550 Big things happen when you leave the big city. Know what I’m saying? 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
6551 ‘No, it’s zoned commercial, so I’m turning it into an indoor dog park.’ 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
6552 My parents wanted a Great Dane and instead got a Dachshund. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
6553 Grand yes, but having the humans barge in uninvited isn’t grand! 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
6554 My grandfather was that “sit, Ubu,sit” dog. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
6555 Think big, be big, I always say. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
6556 no fee and it's rent stabilized! 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
6557 How big is your doorway?" "Six Wordle rows tall. 1.1358 0.04892 81 73 5 3
6558 So, why the hell did we downsize? 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
6559 Yeah, height! What I prayed for was bite! 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
6560 Sorry, this mausoleum is picked free of bones. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
6561 It argues my bone-collecting ability. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
6562 We just had this door installed for our human. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
6563 Hey! Thanks for coming over. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
6564 If I were you 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
6565 Yep, this is the joint. The action’s below level. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
6566 Before I moved in, his pet was a giraffe. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
6567 The broker said we would grow into it. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
6568 Oh, c'mon, two can stay as cheaply as one. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
6569 I thought you were a Great Dane, I would never have built this huge house 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
6570 Welcome to the United States Croquet Association 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
6571 It's a great ping-pong room, especially for doubles. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
6572 So the shrink says to the broccoli, he says, Hey! What's got you so steamed?! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6573 I bought before the surge. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
6574 What do you think of our new castle? 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
6575 I’m getting extensions. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
6576 I agree the Met’s suck, but no dog has ever made a major league roster. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
6577 I invested in the internet pet supply scene before laziness set in. 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
6578 You'll never believe what pushovers the Planning Commissioners are. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6579 Yes, the brown and yellow floor tiles hide the stains well. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6580 Max, sweetheart, you bought this house just in time. That's right--you're going to be a father! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6581 It's sized for my Irish Wolfhound girlfriend. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6582 It was previously owned by a giraffe. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6583 Oh...that's for when Jack has a fight with his wife, and loses! 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
6584 I admire your optimistic growth. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6585 My owner is in the Mausoleum business ! 1.1351 0.04839 74 65 6 2
6586 I’m happy to show you the dog house but you should know we have 12 other all bone offers. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6587 Je ne pas des grandes pieds. Mon couer est a toi. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6588 Now that we're empty nesters, we're thinking of downsizing. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6589 You know I’ve always been a fan of tall ceilings 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6590 Did you ask for this one? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6591 They were thinking about a playmate for me. I was thinking 'dog', they were thinking 'giraffe' 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6592 It takes awhile before a house becomes a home….. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6593 If I keep up the good work I could get promoted to Great Dane within five years. 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
6594 Hickory-dickory-dock! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6595 Sorry for the smaller accommodations -- my big doghouse is being renovated. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6596 Got a Great Bargain on this Home The model was called : Over compensating for Something… 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
6597 Wait till you see the Palladian windows overlooking the infinity poop lawn! 1.1348 0.04573 89 80 6 3
6598 In or Out Damn Spot? 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
6599 Would you like to see the view from the top, where I have a corner office? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6600 Yeah… the previous owner was a girafe. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
6601 The former owner was a Great Dane. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
6602 Just wait until you see the 9th floor 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
6603 The acoustics of the vaulted ceilings make it impossible for me to sleep when Dennis is howling at night. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
6604 It doesn’t pay much but there’s room to grow! 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
6605 I know. I was also surprised they approved a supertall in this neighborhood. C’mon in! 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
6606 They call it a McMansion for dogs. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
6607 Yeah it's pretty big, the former owner moved back to Denmark. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
6608 Oh, this is nothing: there is a full dog run in the 3rd floor basement. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
6609 What’s the secret password? 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
6610 My owner added a dog door and I thought what the heck. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
6611 They said it would still grow in us. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
6612 Tall and skinny is what the hipsters like! 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6613 Donald Trump. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6614 Do you go to your office by taxi or train? 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
6615 It's an air B&B from a Great Dane 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6616 You can't come in right now ! I'm getting ready to have a gigantic Poop on my gigantic gold throne. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6617 Great location but I keep getting covered in red fur 1.1333 0.04525 90 81 6 3
6618 I picked this up from Geoffrey the Toys R Us mascot on a short sale. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
6619 My owner is a big fan of Gothic Architecture. 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
6620 My resume suggested I could grow into the position. And you? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
6621 The giraffe moved out last week. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
6622 I got a great deal on the mortgage! 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6623 I think the high ceiling really defines this space, don’t you? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6624 Sally sadly said her 'she shed' wasn't fit for a shitz-shu. Fine by me but the heating bill, Oyvey! 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6625 We built higher to raise the pawperty value. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
6626 There are perks to acting like a big dog. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6627 So, your credit score doesn't matter in the Metaverse? 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
6628 They ran out of Busbys. Supply chain problems. 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
6629 This even includes a Park Avenue Penthouse. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
6630 So this is Snoop Dogg's "meta" neighborhood? It's the fine life baby. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
6631 Coco is shy about his massive tail 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
6632 My architect said high ceilings would have better resale value 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
6633 My humans think I'll have a growth spurt soon. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
6634 I built this for my girlfriend. She's from Candy Rock. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
6635 It’s the only cathedral of its kind. Please be welcome! 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
6636 What sold me on it is the million dollar bark reverb. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
6637 The only downside is the spa isn’t connected to an irrigation system. The place in Miami Beach is twice the size. But enough about my problems… how are the wife and kids?” 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
6638 She's left . . he's right. . . in here 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
6639 I am thinking of taking in boarders. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6640 Russia collusion. Pass it on. 1.1319 0.03566 91 79 12 0
6641 I'm planning on moving up in the world. 1.1319 0.03566 91 79 12 0
6642 Even dogs lives in mansions now 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
6643 Oh man… the high ceiling lets me practice my golf swing INside! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
6644 Mirror, mirror on the wall, Why is this door so very tall? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
6645 Hurry up ,Let’s run away before Lurch comes home! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
6646 It's basic, elevated. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
6647 I'm sure you'll agree it's so specious. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
6648 I hope the Great Dane I connected with on homexchange.com loves my house as much as I love her house. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
6649 So much cozier now, so glad that downsizing was finally successful 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
6650 The tight housing market doesn't mean doors are tight too. 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
6651 A man’s home is his castle, but a dog’s home? Well, this one’s got high ceilings. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6652 We had to do it to get the bed in. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6653 The previous occupants were borzois. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
6654 I got it off an elderly giraffe for a steal. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
6655 You know the old expression, "He's a man's man"? Well, my roommate is a dog's dog. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
6656 Wow! The rest of the house is almost as big as the toilet. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
6657 Because the wife has to practice. She's a stilt walker with Cirque du Soleil. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
6658 I'm sorry pal, but a true bond of friendship is only possible between people of roughly equal status 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
6659 I know, I know, being in this doghouse has its benefits! 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
6660 I’ve always wanted high ceilings yet my previous brokers never understood what I was saying 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
6661 Can you believe this? A starter hut with a view? 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
6662 Why,I remember when I was a puppy we lived in one tiny room with hardly enough room for Mom to turn around! We deserve this,by Dog! 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
6663 By far, I am the better looking twin. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
6664 Apparently their last dog was a Clydesdale." 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
6665 I don’know….how many bathrooms did you say. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
6666 If you 'live' in the Big Apple, you should 'look' like the Big Apple! 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
6667 whats up dog 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
6668 Yeah, it was 80s architecture that inspired my master. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6669 Answer for the Giraffes next door and their big mansion! 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
6670 It's against the law to discriminate against protected classes-- turns out, being short has its advantages. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6671 have you been to your fitting of stilts yet? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6672 I'm guarding the home for the giraffe. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6673 WOW! When you mentioned Childs, I had no idea you meant David Childs! 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
6674 Jeremy's owner got carried away when shopping for large dog house. 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
6675 Sorry, no kisses, no hugs, no barking allowed yet.” “How about wagging together?” 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6676 Chip and Joanna said it would increase curb appeal. 1.1304 0.04431 92 83 6 3
6677 Tudor? I would never have guessed,what taste! 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
6678 Dog houses aren't what they used to be 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6679 The blueprints were in human inches. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6680 I'm much better. Turns out it was my throat chakra the whole time... 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6681 It's worth the extra heating costs to fit in worth the surrounding architecture. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6682 I’ll donate to charity once I’m done buying the basics. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6683 They never expected to see Spot run a multimillion dollar enterprise. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6684 There's no need to take your coat off. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
6685 The pay sucks, but the benefits are great! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
6686 You're just not a Great Dane, Richard. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
6687 It's a three dog night. Wait until you see the size of the other guy. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
6688 The giraffe didn't work out. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
6689 Yea but i share it with Elon’s pet giraffe 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
6690 It's for hunchbacks. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
6691 Hey Sid, common in. We're just about to crack open the toilet bowl. 1.1299 0.05342 77 71 2 4
6692 Of course I don’t need the extra room but it is a great investment 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
6693 The architect was obsessed with high rises" 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
6694 When you meditate on whether the important things are big houses or good company, you will understand everything. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
6695 'and he will kick your ass! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
6696 Unfortunately, my fire hydrant is in the loft. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
6697 It used to belong to Scooby Doo! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
6698 My Grandfather made his fortune in pig ear futures. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
6699 Cathedral ceiling, granite floor, and indoor plumbing. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
6700 I did my part. Now all you have to do is get rid of the body. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
6701 It’s too much doghouse for me. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
6702 My owner bought me the air rights to lift my spirits after I was neutered. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
6703 My roommate is a gorilla. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6704 I expanded to include an indoor utility pole 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
6705 My master's wife had this built for us. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6706 They got it cheap from a movie set 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
6707 It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. Welcome to my humble doghouse! 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
6708 Wait ‘til you see the dog food bowl! 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
6709 With a ceilling that hight,heating cost me a fortune 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
6710 I share it with his pet giraffe. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6711 Have you seen these interest rates? I can grow into it. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6712 Come on in, Spike. The poker game is just getting started. 1.1286 0.04030 70 60 9 0
6713 We invited Clifford for dinner. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6714 I'll bet your former roommate was a giraffe. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
6715 My dad is bigger than your dad! 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
6716 It's just in case I have to hightail it out of here. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
6717 Two words: Clifford Coin. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
6718 I got this condo in Brooklyn Heights for under $800,000 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
6719 I can’t believe this is the first time she sent you to the doghouse. Come on in. A bunch of the guys are here and we’re watching the game! 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
6720 They couldn’t say no to the improvements with interests so low 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
6721 Walter has some really tall hats. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
6722 Yes, it's very roomy, tons of space to flay fetch. 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
6723 Marge told me she'd move in only if there's room to jump for joy at the front door. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
6724 MY OWNERS ARE EXPECTING ME TO GROW! 1.1279 0.04906 86 79 3 4
6725 I don't care if he's dark and handsome. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
6726 my ex-husband was a Great Dane. 1.1279 0.04619 86 78 5 3
6727 Dog house selfie. Where am I supposed to look? 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
6728 Yeah,Geoffrey the Giraffe from Toys R Us lived here before he was an icon. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
6729 Sassetta, Yale University Art Gallery. Tomorrow, the painters arrive. Pink and salmon! 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
6730 Yes, it’s quite hard to keep these McMansions warm in the winter, but I love the openness. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
6731 But at least you can bundle and save with GEICO 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6732 It's about making a statement 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6733 C'mon in! The old place was a bit cramped, so I moved to this new high-rise. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6734 My human doesn’t like do get the knee dirty to visit me 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6735 I think my owner wanted something both he and I have a place to go. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6736 Notice the raised ceilings. The former tenant was a Great Dane. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6737 So I told Marge, "No, vaulted ceilings aren't practical, but they fit my esthetic." 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6738 Why hello. And how does your arse smell these days? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
6739 Homer built it to accommodate Marge’s beehive hairdo. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
6740 Wait until you see Clifford’s bathroom! 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
6741 Welcome to the Moronic Brotherhood. Stay with us. U never pay a price. Pray with us. It's a profitable device. Skate with us on thin Republican ice. Drain with us all the humor from the Sarcasm. Hate with us, and together, with blame, we'll orgasm. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
6742 You too can learn nonviolent communication,instead of barking at Amazon,to get your humans to order you anything 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
6743 What a fine Dog House. 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
6744 I told you what would happen if you ever showed your face here again 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
6745 Do you have aspirations for a big family? 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 10 0
6746 What'd you do this time? 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
6747 Dawg! I really need to stop entering the parallel world. 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
6748 When my wife first put me here, I was a little hesitant... 1.1263 0.04296 95 86 6 3
6749 Hi,is this Trump Tower? How tall is it really? 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
6750 commute is tough, and it's not the best part of town... but can you beat these high ceilings??? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
6751 The designer had congenital hick-ups. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
6752 They've gotten rid of the cat so I'm the new rat catcher. They've also refused to get a door. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
6753 I'm all tall tail. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
6754 Hi Harry, I can't have any friends in today. My man friend got put out here again. Good thing he built this place to scale, right? 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
6755 I can retrofit the Palladian window. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6756 They forgot to push my reset button 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6757 Yes, Raphael Viñoly…. How did you know? 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
6758 My friend the giraffe told me about this great rent-controlled deal. 1.1250 0.05678 64 59 2 3
6759 The high ceilings are great, but just try getting a '"high pee" on these corner stones 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6760 Slaughter House? Just for you, I postponed it beyond 'Valentine-Day' 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
6761 Let's go do it someplace more cozy and private! 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
6762 He took the RV instead of me in the divorce, so now this all mine! 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6763 My realtor said that if I wanted a triumphal arch,I'd have to settle for the suburbs. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6764 We had it installed after the giraffe joined our weekly poker game. He's a terrible card player. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
6765 Only you would show up at a Super Bowl party empty-handed! 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6766 Dog 1: "Nice pad, but your utility costs must be insane!" Dog 2: "Don't worry, it's geothermal" 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
6767 They say things are going to the dogs. I say it's good to be a dog. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
6768 My Peruvian architect pioneered the llamahouse. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6769 It's a seller's market but I just love the vaulted ceiling. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
6770 It's rentable, but we can't evict an old bat still making deposits. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
6771 So when I asked if you did windows,I forget to mention the dimensions of my little abode here. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6772 Do what I do and we can pretend that we’re looking at ourselves in a mirror. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
6773 Thank god your dad’s not home! 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
6774 I'd like to rent some space. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
6775 I subleted it from Clifford, he's on the coast doing a movie. 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
6776 It’s a sublease but we’re lucky to get it . 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6777 Yes, it is eclectic, but it came with a nice new fire plug. 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
6778 what happened to the original owner? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6779 Sorry, Hank. I can’t come out tonight. I’m in the doghouse again. The wife is a total bitch. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
6780 Hmmph, things must be ruff for you. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
6781 The previous owner was an African Giraffe 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
6782 Yeah, I got into a fight with the missus again. 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
6783 I'm glad I moved out of the animal farm! 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
6784 Someone stole my door! 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
6785 The architect told me that it's the tallest dog house in the world! 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
6786 Yeah, the doggy bowl’s huge, but I can’t reach it, ‘cause everything’s built to scale. 1.1236 0.04469 89 81 5 3
6787 It's a little small for us." 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
6788 I was a Tiger Cub Pup. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
6789 Welcome to my new high-rise. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
6790 Impractical? Yes, but I am hoping to be featured on the McMansion Hell web page. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
6791 you can use my hydrant, not my partner's 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
6792 Dawgone. Nice castle ya got there. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
6793 I felt a bit bad about taking my human's bed, so I built him this. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
6794 A 5ft 2” reality in a 6ft tall dream. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
6795 And the bathroom has a gold plated bidet!! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
6796 Lennie arrives tomorrow, he loves touching our fur. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
6797 I love living on Billionaire's Row. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
6798 Everything is bigger in Manhattan even dog houses! 1.1233 0.03875 73 63 9 0
6799 You can imagine my shock when I heard I was named in Leona Helmsley's will. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6800 So, that's about the tall and the short of it. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
6801 Well Roscoe, it might be time to consider down-sizing. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6802 My master stays here a lot, that's why 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
6803 Did you find the place okay? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6804 So there is no door, I still love it" 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
6805 Sure, we can add floors at a later time. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6806 Sorry for coming by so late, but I've got a bone to pick with you. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6807 It's perfectly natural. As we age the cartilage between our vertebrae shrinks and we grow shorter. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6808 Wait until you see the cathedral ceilings. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6809 The house went to the dogs the moment the Great Dane moved out 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6810 Opposite of Spinal Tap. Custom order confused feet and inches. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6811 Increased Doghouse Gasses... 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
6812 I think we should downsize 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
6813 Every time we argue she treats me like I'm an animal. 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
6814 Housing bubble? What housing bubble? 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
6815 CRISPR didn't produce a 'Best In Show,' but the NBA is delighted with the result. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
6816 It might not look like much, but it's got good bones. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
6817 You can come in but leave that canine attitude at the door! 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
6818 Junior built it after Old McDonald died. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
6819 To be the best guard dog I had to raise the ruff! 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
6820 I got everything I asked for except the long, skinny wading pool. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
6821 They said, "It's not about the size of the dog in the fight". I stopped listening after. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
6822 The giraffe fled when I bit his foot so it's mine. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
6823 Just think, Sparky. Someday this could all be yours. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
6824 You'll never guess whose coming to live with me in our new home. Mamma says he's got a great tail with a fluff on the end, is covered with spots and is really tall. Can't be cousin George I guess cause he's on the short side. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
6825 How was your commute today dear? 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
6826 ID and vaccine passport please... 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
6827 Now that I’ve been fixed, I’m fixated with mid-century modern furniture. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
6828 I heard it was originally built for Scooby-Doo. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6829 My people went all out buying beds, sofas, toys, tv's, kibble and snack dispensers. Best of all, I can drag my shmatta up and down the stairs. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6830 I was looking for a place with room to grow. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6831 THEY SIZED DOWN! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6832 'They thin my feet are an indicator that I will grow into this thing. I think it's a guess." 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6833 Yea Clifford was downsizing, and in this market, you've got to give a dog a bone 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6834 Who cares about square footage? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6835 It’s my owners doghouse, but he lets me stay here too. He’s the best! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6836 So I said to myself, “Why hasn’t anyone built a Romanesque doghouse?“ 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6837 They want to feature your house on Dwell magazine. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6838 Before I come in, have you been tested? 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
6839 Doctor, I am the Great Clown Pagliacci 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
6840 I bought it from a distressed Great Dane. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
6841 I know we said a starter house, but this gives us room to grow! 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
6842 I can let you in if you can bark the correct pass code. Also: no balloons. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
6843 Doghouse? It’s Off off Broadway self storage. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
6844 Well, our Great Grand Dad's were Great Danes ! ! JK Fuller. Genoa, N 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
6845 Well, my architect recommended a high ceiling for my particular breed. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
6846 The greyhound that lived here bef 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
6847 This house is bigger than the both of us." "Maybe this is why rents have gone up 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
6848 I think my ceiling is highest when I'm at the dog park. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
6849 Ugh, no door. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6850 Ralph,wealth is OK,but I really miss my old doghouse! 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6851 Come in. Trump told me it has 40-foot ceilings. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6852 I can give you a sweet deal on a rent control sublet on the 99th floor since there's no elevator in the place. You wanna trot up there and take a sniff? 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6853 It's wonderful for entertaining Whippets. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6854 The previous owners were large breed. 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
6855 Great views, tall ceilings, it's a steal for $1.2 million. 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
6856 Just wait, our great-grandpup was a giant Grate Dane. 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
6857 Wow! I guess this means that he stands up to pee. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6858 The acoustics in here are amazing! Wanna hear me play wonderwall? 1.1194 0.03024 67 60 7 0
6859 It's great for recording saxophone. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6860 Welcome to my new dogehouse. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
6861 We took out a first home mortgage bone 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
6862 Three and a half, but I prefer the yard. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6863 I see the resemblance but I still think we need a dental impression. :) 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6864 That's the last time I order anything off Furbook!" 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
6865 We're taking the "man's best friend" to a new level. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
6866 The former owner was a giraffe. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
6867 Ruff? RUFF?! Who's heard of calling their own reflection ROUGH?" 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
6868 I like a high Woof. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
6869 I was hoping you would be a Great Dane. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
6870 Some day there will be a Canine Supreme Court here 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
6871 The bitch is dead set against downsizing. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
6872 We love the high ceilings but it sure is hard changing the lightbulbs. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
6873 This house ain't big enough for the two of us, Buster. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
6874 The Power of the Dog (House) 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
6875 I knew when I started dating a giraffe I would need a bigger place. 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
6876 Is there any chance of me being tall enough to take advantage of this house I live in? 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
6877 I said I wanted something with a view. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
6878 This is a nicer homeless shelter than homeless people have. Shall I invite them in? 1.1176 0.04556 85 78 4 3
6879 We have to stick to the high-rise code around here. The fines are hefty. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6880 I can fetch, but I haven't had my growth spurt. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6881 In just 10 years, our air rights will be worth millions! 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
6882 …On the other hand, it does have the open concept we’ve wanted. 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
6883 My master's previous pet was a giraffe. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6884 I didn't know the architect was a lover of Great Danes. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
6885 Just because my name is Clifford doesn't mean I'm like him" Mariela Zeledón, San José, Costa Ric 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6886 IF you let me come in, we can start another new family of Republican party with a brand new GOP 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
6887 The new owners have already started to renovate! 1.1170 0.03333 94 83 11 0
6888 Come on in. The renovation's complete. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
6889 Yes, honey, it's definitely bigger than Spot Jones'. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
6890 You know,my last agent was a real bitch. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
6891 Quite Cramped in here 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
6892 I am guarding this hideous architecture. Would you like to help me? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
6893 Rooftop party. You good with stairs? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
6894 Guess they were expecting GIANTS ! 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
6895 It's a complete tear-down...I mean...a vaulted entranceway? How 1990's! 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
6896 You know… this place used to be guarded by Great Danes! 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
6897 Well, my owner has to sleep out here so often that he decided to renovate. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
6898 People often dream about there successes in life 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
6899 Let’s scram before Dogzilla gets back! 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
6900 Sugar makes me too excited. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
6901 Yeah, isn't it great? Now I can bring all my tall friends over, too. 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
6902 In this market, it’s a real growth investment. 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
6903 Covid or friendship? 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
6904 What do you think, too small, right? 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
6905 It was a steal. The last giraffe moved to Africa. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
6906 My grandfather was the Duke of Marma. 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
6907 The Doggenheim no longer does self-guided tours. To be honest, things got shitty. 1.1163 0.04505 86 79 4 3
6908 It's designed by Frank Lloyd Woof's protege. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
6909 the welcome mat was presenting too much of a liability for home ownership. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
6910 He wanted a Wolfhound; she wanted a lapdog. Guess what? 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
6911 Hey Vincent, does the new place have indoor plumbing? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
6912 Vaulted ceilings are back in 2022 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
6913 This long tall doggie bought a house with room to grow. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
6914 Is there something about our breed that we don't know? 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
6915 Don't think this is what they meant when they said "A Man's home is his castle" ! 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
6916 Winner take all. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
6917 Who do you know here? 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
6918 Just a pup now, yeah, but the vet told them I'd likely grow to be a big dog." 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
6919 It's not the city, but there's way more space. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
6920 I'm not crazy about the cathedral ceilings. It's hard to create that cozy animal den feeling. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
6921 We have high hopes the NBA will make an exception. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
6922 This is a high-rise doghouse. Thanks neighborhood to gentrification. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
6923 Hi, we’d like to feature your house on HDTV: Home & Dog Television. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
6924 Who built this dog house? 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
6925 How dare you hook up with Jerome? 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
6926 My best friend is a construction engineer. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
6927 And here is where we conduct Aversion Therapy. You know: for thunderstorms and fireworks. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
6928 It's this big because their last dog was a great dane. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
6929 ...and of course you would have noticed the most striking feature of this kennel property—the entrance is global sea level rise-proof! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6930 This isn't the city; you get what you pay for. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
6931 ''So asked Rover to send the agent straight over" 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
6932 It's open concept with a vaulted ceiling. I think we should put an offer on it above the asking price before it's snatched up by the end of the day. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
6933 I thought we downsized the house. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
6934 Don't you Know? Everything's Bigger in Texas! 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
6935 Of course I like it. It's really a step up. But can we afford to furnish it? 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
6936 "Bow Wow, your new place gives me paws for inspiration! 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
6937 The zoo's giraffe passed away. The price was too good to pass up! 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
6938 It’s tall relative. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
6939 Fortunately, the chain is not a large size. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
6940 My boss designed it for his overnight visits. 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
6941 Welcome to Bruno's Brother of Another Mother Bitch Reunion. We have the run of the rooftop. 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
6942 They moved out of their tiny house. 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
6943 Wow! I guess the kennel builder needs to read more Kafka, Giraffe. 1.1134 0.03236 97 86 11 0
6944 I had it modeled after Buckingham palace. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
6945 From the curb, you can see the chandelier in the entryway. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6946 haha, so I says to the City building inspector, “what, I needed the height and it’s only zoned one story” 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6947 If you like the vaulted ceilings, wait until you see the fire hydrants out back! 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
6948 Build it, and seven friends in a trench coat will come! 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
6949 Like all our projects, it's heavily influenced by the Bau-Wauhaus. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
6950 Did I tell you the former owner was a Great Dane 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
6951 My mom needs the house to be this tall. She's like a kangaroo. Just walks around queefing us kids out like little jelly beans. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
6952 It may seem a bit grandiose, but wait til you hear my bark. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
6953 Go get some friends for a party - this place is too big for just me 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
6954 Ain't a fun..... Living in a big world!!!!" Olivia Xu, New York City, N.Y 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
6955 The overhead's so high, I had to dig up the bones I buried in the back. 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
6956 They’re so thrilled that they’ll never again have to pick up my poop. 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
6957 An investment in crypto, eh? 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
6958 That agent assured he knew the difference between griffon and giraffe! 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
6959 When you ask your humans for a roomier dog house, it pays to specify. 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
6960 Just try to keep your perspective." 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
6961 Hey Pip, whose’s your owner, Charles Dickens? 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
6962 The last owner was a flying ace or something. He had money. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
6963 My constant yapping distracted him so much that he measured in inches instead of centimeters. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
6964 I know; it is a downsized aircraft hanger from LaGuardia 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6965 Ruff day in the market 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6966 This neighborhood really has gone to the dogs since they dissolved the HOA! 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
6967 My folks said now that I'm on my own it will come in handy as I learn to stand up for myself 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
6968 I don't know,it seems a bit tacky 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
6969 She didn't go to her mother 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6970 Why are you living in an Ostrich house? 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
6971 When you said your bark was worse than your byte,I had no idea that you meant you were good at Dog programming language and could afford this doghouse! 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
6972 We bought the place from Marmaduke. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
6973 My dad is a wolfhound 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
6974 We are family…I got all my sisters with me…have faith in you and the things you do! You’ll have to pay your share of the central heating of course. 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
6975 This little piggy went you market but decided to stay home and wait for the Amazon delivery 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
6976 Sometimes all you need is a little compromise for alot of height. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
6977 So starting with this human door here. It's gonna be perfect for a pet like yourself. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
6978 We reserve our right for admission to dogs Clifford's size or over” 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
6979 The bank manager said I can live here when I'm off duty. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
6980 Yes, quite a change. My previous owner was Vegan. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
6981 Sorry. There's only room for one of us. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6982 ...but he air rights were a fortune- 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6983 Yeah. Show me your elevator. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6984 It bothers me that we're seeing less and less of each other these days. 1.1096 0.03413 73 67 5 1
6985 There were no bones for breakfast in the supermarket, now what do we eat 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6986 Now Doug Dimmadome–owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome–can visit me. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6987 I just adore the floor to ceiling windows. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6988 Remember to pick up some teenie greenies. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6989 "Until we get our Earth Day notice, be careful what you do out there. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6990 They say I’ll grow into it. But in the meantime the high ceilings keep me cooler, despite global warming. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6991 Are you here for the cuddle puddle? 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
6992 Wow! I just texted you! D-did you bring the bone? 1.1087 0.03263 92 82 10 0
6993 He had his growth spurt recently 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
6994 I'm expecting a growth spurt any day now.. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
6995 A view of the city is much better than actually living there. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
6996 Who do you think will be coming? 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
6997 It's called the Giraffe Ruff Roof Concept Kennel apparently 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
6998 I think its their son's house. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
6999 The great thing is you can wear heels and not bump your head . 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
7000 it provides shelter but it's a bit much. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
7001 It sure is rough either being unusually small or in a house that’s unusually large! Also I don’t know what sort of animal we’re supposed to be. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
7002 Are you sure this isn’t a hot dog house? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
7003 I like the high ceilings and the open floor plan. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
7004 The Joneses have a mastiff. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
7005 The door? Well apparently a couple of giraffes used to live here. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
7006 You say our owners built this for the new dog they adopted? Just how tall is this animal? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
7007 Don't worry my ruff is bigger than my bite 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
7008 You know you won’t be able to have children don’t you 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
7009 Yeah, the agent said a family of Greyhounds lived here before. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7010 I know it seems a bit excessive... but my owner's psychologist says it will be good for my self-esteem 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7011 My mom said I could play after my flea bath. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
7012 It's a VRBO. The owners are on holiday in Africa. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
7013 I know I look ridiculously small, but they wanted to replicate the Empire State Building….. Can’t you see it? 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
7014 This is for my wife, she’s a giraffe! 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
7015 So you move out of the city and you’re a lawyer foyer guy now? 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
7016 I rent for the job I *want* to have -- guard giraffe no longer trapped in a dog's body! 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
7017 They adopted me from "Poor little fluffy puppies from abroad", so it was quite reasonable NOT to trust the indication of size. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
7018 Lonnie designed it for Paul. Those Millsapps really look out for each other... 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
7019 gulliver dissed us.” l d soderlind saint louis park minnesota 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
7020 Ever since your building was constructed, I haven't been able to see the river. Mind if I come over to watch the fireworks? 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
7021 Let me guess...your human is announcing that she just made a bundle on bitcoin. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
7022 Who dey? 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
7023 I told you marrying a giraffe would be expensive! 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
7024 The cathedral ceiling is for my giraffe cousin who’s coming for a family reunion. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
7025 Fuck urban density. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7026 Come in. Our paw lifts are on sale today. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7027 I really like the house. Definitely our style, and lots of room to grow. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
7028 -I’m looking for roses for Valentine’s Day. -Sorry, only COVID tests or masks. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
7029 Now Rascal can use his stilts. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
7030 Fido next door drove a hard bargain: Fifty t-bones for the air rights. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
7031 My feller takes himself for walkies and plays reverse catch like a quarterback Then comes home to retrieve his ball 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
7032 You looked taller in your photos. 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
7033 Don't question the size. My son is Clifford. 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
7034 And there’s 300 bathrooms! 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
7035 YEAH, IT'S BIG AND YOU SHOULD SEE THE BONE THAT HE GIVES ME TO CHEW ON...WOW-WOOF!! 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
7036 We wanted to claim the air rights before other developers move into this neighborhood. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
7037 With the interest rates being what they are, we decided to pupsize. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
7038 I just added an indoor Frisbee-catching court." 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
7039 my owner says it's all about the size... humans! 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
7040 Celebrities are always looking to waste their monies. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
7041 Ur mom.com 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
7042 WHY DO YOU HAVE SUCH HIGH CEILINGS? 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
7043 Yeah, with the high ceilings, my owner doesn't even mind when things aren't going so well with his girlfriend. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
7044 I bought my own house, even though I don't have a partner yet. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
7045 The vaulted ceiling really helps highlight the Baccarat chandelier. 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
7046 My aspirational mate is a Great Dane. 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
7047 Contrary to the size of the door, we're pretty cramped in here. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
7048 Now don't forget--she's our stepmom. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
7049 Welcome,welcome to my new canine commune. Living by myself has been a stretch. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
7050 For the last time, I'm not your lost brother Garry, stop showing up at my door 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
7051 She had some extra plywood scraps 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
7052 Well, sure I had more fun with the hounds of hell, but the holy water cup here is always half full, so.... 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
7053 Ha. The bubble is the one I chew on. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
7054 Dad doesn't feel cramped for his sleep overs. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
7055 We’re really in the doghouse now. 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
7056 HONEY I SHUNK THE KIDS FOR THE 5th TIME!!! 1.1031 0.03104 97 87 10 0
7057 What’s wrong with the minaret? 1.1031 0.03104 97 87 10 0
7058 The secret is, being sent to the dog house is a good thing. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
7059 yeah, my spinster billionaire owner got totally dragged by, like, slate or whoever when she left everything to me, her dog, Roland Percival Fuzzpants. but fuck those jealous dorks— they have no idea how much space i need to comfortably piss and shit. 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
7060 Welcome. I’m Charlie. See me for the best hydrants and trees; Buddy for females; Gus for alphas; Daisy for socials; Magnus for postmen, Rascal for mudholes; Izzy for kinky.” 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
7061 We should consider downsizing to the living room carpet. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
7062 We like it. It's roomier than the last place. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
7063 No thanks. I'm lactose intolerant. 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
7064 It comes with a Man House, which I keep out back like a cave…apparently they love those more than a real house, anyway. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
7065 And now neither of us can sleep in the bed 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
7066 So glad you’re here. Come on in! 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
7067 Yes,he is a big son-of-a-bitch,but the Mrs. should just take him to marriage counseling. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
7068 Wow, talk about a remodel for a narrow audience! 1.1023 0.03972 88 81 5 2
7069 My alpha person spends more time here than I do. 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
7070 You can have the car, but he keeps the couch. I sublet it. 1.1020 0.03399 98 89 8 1
7071 …and just like that, I realized that no matter how big the dog house, I would always feel small in Fluffy’s eyes. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
7072 We like it, on the weekends we do drive-through weddings. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
7073 They said it was to allow for growth 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
7074 Yes! I'm sure this is where the Giraffe a Doodle family lives. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
7075 How can you afford the real estate tax? 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
7076 We entered one of those real estate flipping shows on Animal Planet, and this was their idea for creating curb appeal and opening up more space. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
7077 My person said some dog named Clifford lived here. But he left for bigger bones." 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
7078 They are still working from home, indoor facility not available. I am sorry to cancel our Valentine date! 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
7079 So- just now I hear Tall Skinnies aren’t a great investment here! 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
7080 Sure, a high rise is more expensive but we can sublet the old doghouse . 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
7081 when you try to find who is stopping you from fulfilling your dreams... 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
7082 Wow! High ceiling, you must have paid a fortune for your house. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
7083 I’ve been having growing pains lately, so I thought I’d make preparations. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
7084 My owner wrote a book called Think Big. 1.1010 0.03044 99 89 10 0
7085 Selling this is going to be a bit of a tall order. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
7086 Talk about big living. 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
7087 Yes, you are welcome in this multi-family residential site. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
7088 You must tell me the name of your architect! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
7089 Come on in. You won't believe the goodies I stole while they were watching the Super Bowl. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
7090 I had my house grown just to fit in it. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
7091 It’s austere but the height adds value. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
7092 C'mon in and check out my elevator! 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
7093 Yes hunny it is big enough for our owners to join us... 1.0988 0.03336 81 75 5 1
7094 Are you sure you weren't followed? Because I think that guy's been watching us through the airplane window. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
7095 You gotta take into account future climate change 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
7096 We thought we were moving to 57th Street in Mahattan 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
7097 Hells, I'm from Punckzsutawney, PA, and I need a place to live for the next six weeks. 1.0988 0.04159 81 75 4 2
7098 Finally I find one of my kind. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
7099 It was formerly owned by a Great Dane! 1.0988 0.04159 81 75 4 2
7100 Wait'll you see the hat I get to wear when I'm on duty! 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
7101 Mom said we’re born to be wild but I just ordered a couch from IKEA, so call me domesticated! 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
7102 I wager the Great Dane dropped off before us is a bit mythed 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
7103 Who's good boy at manifesting? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
7104 Let's see, there was the Doberman, the Old English Sheepdog, the Great Dane, the Saint Bernard, and a Dalmatian. I come from a lineage of Rescue Mutts and I fit the new owner's size limitation. Welcome to my castle. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
7105 Password to enter the House of Dog? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
7106 The approval process is a bitch! 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
7107 He’s away now eating tree tops right now, but when he returns you ‘ll see I ain’t lying. The dude is hella tall. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
7108 I wouldn´t mind quarantine in your new place. Those high ceilings are so european..... 1.0976 0.04110 82 76 4 2
7109 It’s perfect Barkley! I love the high ceilings, so airy and spacious. With these acoustics, we can be sure all humans on the block know what’s happening... “Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark”! 1.0972 0.03226 72 67 4 1
7110 He took the rescue ostrich walkies. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
7111 They told me the new walker they hired is punctual and a great shot blocker. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
7112 When you have a real home, you are ready to welcome any visitor with total disposition, no matter if it is much bigger than you. Friends are part of being a home 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
7113 I can see over the neighbor’s fence now, to properly howl at the moon. 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
7114 now my owner can sleep in the dog house when i'm mad at her. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
7115 Where's your front door? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
7116 Wait until you see Clifford’s bone collection! 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
7117 If they ask “who let the dogs out?” tell them it was that impractical architect with his grandiose doggie doors. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
7118 Big house my friend,how many dogs live here ?.. no just me. Isn’t to big just for one dog? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
7119 Hey buddy, how have your heating bills been this winter? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
7120 Maybe If I eat you, I’ll grow into it? 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
7121 Wait until you see the inside! 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
7122 I’m sure it’s safe. The place is totally empty. 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
7123 I can finally park my unicycle inside. 1.0947 0.03371 95 87 7 1
7124 It belonged to my Great Great Dane Father. 1.0947 0.03021 95 86 9 0
7125 The mortgage rates must be low 1.0947 0.03021 95 86 9 0
7126 I was talking to my master and had an epiphany, I'm a bull terrier. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
7127 This suburban refuge is not very cozy 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
7128 Dog 1: "Hey Phil, want to grab some lunch?" Dog 2: " Do you even have to ask muhahahaha" 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
7129 Have you heard the Good News from Cesar Milan? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
7130 I ate a Jimmy Choo and they sent me to the Big House 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
7131 Let's just fill this thing up! 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
7132 Yeah, I bit a man once... taste like chicken! 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
7133 How do you like my new human door? I just got tired of them trying to squeeze out of my door all the time. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7134 Try to do something with this one! 1.0938 0.02991 96 86 9 0
7135 Because they say the price of housing is going to go sky-high. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7136 Come on in—the dog’s in isolation at his sister’s. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
7137 And, Sara says sometimes Jim can sleep in here with me! 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
7138 Clifford's got the best VRBO in town! 1.0933 0.03382 75 70 4 1
7139 It's not easy being the Big Dog in this Town . 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
7140 Now they have no excuse. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
7141 I shouldn’t have listened to my architect. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
7142 yeah, next he's planning on putting in a TV. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
7143 I just got in to town. Can I stay here til I find a place for myself? 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
7144 Yeah, to tell you the truth it gets a little drafty, and I really wanted a split level…but I got an incredible deal when they foreclosed on the Giraffes. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
7145 And I will punch him again if he doesn't un-shrink us. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
7146 My owners are going to move in, then I’m taking their house. 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
7147 The last owner was a great guy. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
7148 They used the bargain cloning kit 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
7149 That's a big mirror. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
7150 So then the guy tells me I 1.0928 0.03304 97 89 7 1
7151 Got a hot date with a cool giraffe. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
7152 Sorry Chuck. She left everything to Fifi. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
7153 I like the view. But don 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
7154 The tall skinny guy has gone out for a while. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
7155 So, what do you think about "downsizing" ? 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
7156 Hiya bud! Wanna come in to hear a tall story? 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
7157 what happened jim? you're looking real ruff 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
7158 Edward Hopper designed it. Robert A. Jablon / rcjablon@aol.com / 202-333-5332 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
7159 Hey man, my girlfriend broke up with me. Got any room? Let em check...No. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
7160 Just wait until the put the word, "Trump" across the top! 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
7161 They have skyscrapers, we also need it, indeed. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
7162 Welcome to Downtown Dog-ey 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
7163 How’d you know my “Tall Tail” nickname? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
7164 It belonged to an elephant. I am so happy to have the space! 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
7165 You were supposed to arrive for our tryst by the back door… 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
7166 I'm looking for friendly human who doesn't yell or hit and likes to run after the ball. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
7167 Skyscraper 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
7168 They asked Erin and Ben Napier come in to fix it up. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
7169 Now I can scrape the sky from my new dog house! 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
7170 The old owner was a Great Dane. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
7171 Did you bring a ladder? 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
7172 Did you ever hear about the puppy who got frozen? 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
7173 I think we should end this occupation at the Ambassador now ~ before they decide to change it up to dogskin hats. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
7174 You know, I actually like living in an echo chamber! 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
7175 This outdoor dining is growing on me. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
7176 It’s plenty There’ll be room for all the relatives 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
7177 You look like me, but less handsome 1.0889 0.03017 90 82 8 0
7178 Yeah she told me I’m in the dog house tonight. So, you know…here I am!” “You know this is a mausoleum, right? 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
7179 They sold the mastiffs. Pass it on. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
7180 ...yeah, we're super happy. Finally got a place that fits my wife better, you know? And yes, since you're wondering, it's strictly missionary around here. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
7181 The cast of 'Selling Sunset' helped me find this property 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
7182 Love your new doghouse. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
7183 Their extra long hot dog fits perfectly through here! 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
7184 Great air circulation when the human farts. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
7185 The poltergeist fled to the city. 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
7186 The previous owner was a Whippet. 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
7187 We've built the rocket. We just need volunteers for the launch. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
7188 Some hotdog owned it before I got the place." Heidi Roe, Myrtle Point, Oregon 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
7189 A giraffe used to live here 1.0864 0.04005 81 76 3 2
7190 It gives a whole new meaning to being in the doghouse. 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
7191 In Havana, I was a German shepherd. 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
7192 My master just bought a new breed—a Giraffidog. 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
7193 Sorry, wrong color. You are not welcome. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7194 Let's get hitched,Trixie. What do you say? Clifford the Big Red Dog officiates. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7195 It's a nice place but I don't love the commute. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7196 Mirror, Mirror, I am the fairest, badass doggie of us all! 1.0857 0.04432 70 66 2 2
7197 Masked free, you gong up in this world 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
7198 My Dad wants to meet you before we can date. 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
7199 Mirror love is better than no love at all 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
7200 The first dog to notice his own reflection. 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
7201 I know it’s too much, but I’m a ceiling fan. 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
7202 I love the neighborhood and I want to make a cash offer on your house. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
7203 Former basketball player lets home go to the dogs. 1.0845 0.04370 71 67 2 2
7204 The last owner was of Dane descent. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
7205 Truce an agreement between enemies or opponents to stop fighting or arguing for a certain time. Gorilla hand tote is the mannequin for showing the equatorial Africa, separated by about 560 miles of Congo× 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
7206 It was a steal. We’ll grow into it. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
7207 A steal at 1.5 mil and you can throw climb the walls parties! 1.0843 0.03911 83 78 3 2
7208 Act normal. The humans think this will make for a funny caption contest. Wanna cookie? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7209 Lassie used to live here after his movie became a big hit. 1.0833 0.04311 72 68 2 2
7210 So Happy you came to MY NEW (-Ruff-) PLACE, Mia. (Wag). Told my Builder: 'TRASH the TIRED Stale Stereotypes; Build BOLDER Bones, Boasting Obvious ORIGINAL, Imaginative, Ingenious IDEAS!" ( uh uh ya like? .. ... -Yelp-! 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
7211 The Chinese opposed it. But I still call it Freedom Tower. 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
7212 beware of "lite" foods I am expecting upper class visitors 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
7213 My owner is a Yeoman Warder! 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
7214 What do you mean I'm unhinged? 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
7215 -I am filling somebody from far away is looking at us right now. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
7216 Well Vlad, at least your premises seem to be ready for a great statesman. Now we just need to wait for awhile... 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
7217 It's roomy but it gets cold at night. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
7218 He’ll be right out, he’s just washing up. Since moving to the park he’s gone a bit wild with the marking thing. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
7219 Sorry about that embarrassing barefoot episode with your owner yesterday, my roommate’s been on this high fiber diet. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
7220 The landlord said it’s the latest fashion, but I have my doubts 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
7221 Constructed by the people who built the Hubble Space Telescope. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
7222 Come in and meet my two-legged fiends. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7223 'I'm perpetually glad the dinosaurs went extinct. Just look at my square footage!" 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
7224 Its a butcher house , thats my bounce 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
7225 So, when did you move to the suburbs? 1.0795 0.03321 88 82 5 1
7226 It’s bigger than the Jones’s. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
7227 After the giraffe died, I got first dibs. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
7228 I can appreciate your tenacity inculcating these walls, but your demarcations have not even reached the higher-ups noses. Furthermore, as the height of the threshold should make clear, I shan’t think you wish to get into said contest with my Lord. 1.0769 0.03574 91 86 3 2
7229 You said, "Build it and they will come" 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
7230 Don't be ridiculous. I told you,I'm single. There's nothing to worry about. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7231 To be fair to Rob, I wouldn't have known you were supposed to stop either. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
7232 How does it feel to be out of the big house? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
7233 I've moved in with a Great Dane. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
7234 Want to play dog eat dog? 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
7235 Definitely UP-scale! 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
7236 Turns out to be too small for Big Dog. 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
7237 Well this is ruff.. you don’t look like your pictures. 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
7238 I’ve always wanted to live in a high rise, but sense I can’t climb stairs, this is the best I could do. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7239 They say we are corporate now. 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
7240 I've always had a thing Great Danes. 1.0698 0.02763 86 80 6 0
7241 The back bar has a really good malt selection. 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
7242 Hey! We gotta run before the giant takes his house back! 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
7243 Good mourning!What a lovely day to be a underdog today 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
7244 It cuts my workload about in half. I still have to scare off the really smart ones and the really dumb ones. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7245 This is an un-door-lievable case. 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
7246 In my previous incarnation, I was a Great Dane. 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
7247 More room for the Dog Days of Summer! 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
7248 I don't even have to pay a mortgage. 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
7249 It's not the same as having big paws but my dating life has definitely improved! Woof. 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
7250 When they said “Its a MacMansion!”, I thought they meant it had a lot of rooms.” 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
7251 Welcome to my normal sized dog house!"* *These dogs are incredibly small. Years before one dog breeder's sick dream went too far. Shunned by society and living on the edge of town, their platonic love was the only thing keeping them from suicide. 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
7252 Don't wake up Momma, she's dog tired. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
7253 What’s your I.D.? 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
7254 I send my human here when he owes on the rug. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
7255 My masters were expecting me to be a bigger dog. 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
7256 I thought it would be a gre 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
7257 My parents are really tall. 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
7258 I thought you were the cable guy. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
7259 Well it seems they took the Trump quote about small hands to heart -yes , they saw that my paws are small , so they built this kennel for when I grow up in order to accommodate the anticipated size of my penis 1.0506 0.02482 79 75 4 0
7260 for when I'm wearing my top hat 1.0492 0.03641 61 59 1 1
7261 Honey, I know you read about Kim K's house in Architectural Digest, but dont you think you at least need some furniture? 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
7262 You won’t believe the supply chain issues we ran into during the reno 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
7263 Bag alert, major bag alert (major) Bag alert, major bag alert (major) Bag alert, major bag alert (bag) Bag alert, major bag alert, yeah (bag) 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
7264 you know we still need at least five more to fix the roof, but you're the only one I have 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
7265 April used to live here 1.0395 0.02248 76 73 3 0