Contest #790


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790

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “The dealer said it scored high in crash tests.”
  2. “I wanted a car that would make me feel young again.”
  3. “My other car is a teacup.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2022-02-07T01:44:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2022-02-28T01:45:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2022-02-22T01:45:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued February 28, 2022
Number of captions 3908
Number of responses 848102
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 You take a left at these lights. Go the the next junction. Spin around 10 times. Hit the wall. Then reverse back about 10 feet and it should be on your left. 1.7871 0.01154 4682 2064 1551 1067
1 Please let me know if you pass three toddlers traveling in a teacup. 1.7858 0.01170 4557 2013 1507 1037
2 Walter soon realized that he was not prepared for life in the fast lane. 1.7675 0.00984 6447 2937 2072 1438
3 Sir, I am not going to tell you again, your ride is over. 1.7667 0.00954 7244 3430 2074 1740
4 Yes it does save me a ton in gas, but my collision insurance is outrageous. 1.7552 0.01223 3889 1724 1393 772
5 I see your divorce went well. 1.7502 0.00993 6462 3066 1944 1452
6 Go ahead and laugh. I get 89 miles per token. 1.7483 0.00947 6384 2832 2327 1225
7 My other car is a teacup. 1.7455 0.01117 5064 2409 1535 1120
8 Told you I had the better divorce lawyer! 1.7350 0.01032 6016 2936 1738 1342
9 Buy electric, they said. It will be fun, they said 1.7328 0.01394 2938 1336 1051 551
10 Some people regretted pre-ordering the new Tesla before seeing it. 1.7219 0.01219 4099 1976 1287 836
11 All executives from the amusement park drive company cars. 1.7203 0.00987 5956 2795 2032 1129
12 Do you happen to have AAA? I mean batteries. 1.7191 0.01094 4956 2361 1626 969
13 I wanted a car that would make me feel young again. 1.7085 0.00982 5951 2828 2030 1093
14 Hey, are you looking for a place to crash? 1.7077 0.01432 2833 1358 945 530
15 So Tesla finally made a $35,000 car? 1.7058 0.01423 3080 1547 892 641
16 For ten more tickets, you can go on the interstate. 1.7037 0.00992 5853 2808 1971 1074
17 The dealer said it scored high in crash tests. 1.7037 0.00976 5879 2776 2069 1034
18 I manage the amusement park. It's a company car. 1.7033 0.01159 4176 1974 1467 735
19 Sir, for the last time……your time is up! 1.7024 0.01144 4557 2238 1437 882
20 Look on the bright side, at least no one's going to ask you to help them move. 1.7009 0.01254 3754 1838 1201 715
21 When the job listing for Amusement Park Manager said "Company Car Included" I had no idea! 1.6998 0.01222 3958 1941 1264 753
22 You take the next exit and hit the first car you see. 1.6934 0.01062 5150 2526 1677 947
23 The price tag of a Tesla out of reach, Gary still found a way to go electric. 1.6902 0.01336 3141 1518 1078 545
24 Zero to five in 60. 1.6833 0.01129 4465 2201 1477 787
25 Bump me again and you’re a hood ornament. 1.6825 0.01095 4986 2534 1501 951
26 It was surprisingly affordable for an electric car. 1.6789 0.01024 5076 2427 1852 797
27 It’s been bumper to bumper traffic all day! 1.6744 0.01018 5331 2623 1821 887
28 Does it look like I would know where the nearest gas station is? 1.6730 0.00958 6134 3056 2028 1050
29 Lonnie Musk. Elon’s lesser brother. 1.6659 0.02142 1239 628 397 214
30 I was hoping to bump into you. 1.6638 0.01033 5072 2511 1755 806
31 How far to the nearest metal ceiling? 1.6610 0.00878 7769 4088 2227 1454
32 I love my Tesla, but this is much better in bumper to bumper traffic. 1.6598 0.01046 4988 2499 1687 802
33 I asked for a compact electric convertible that can handle the bumps. 1.6583 0.01177 3819 1885 1354 580
34 It's a loaner. I brought my Tesla in for service. 1.6578 0.01075 4976 2573 1533 870
35 Nice bumping into you, Frank. 1.6558 0.01147 3977 1961 1424 592
36 The amusement park? Take a right at the light and you’ll bump right into it. 1.6552 0.01196 3707 1842 1301 564
37 It's a hybrid. It runs on electricity and a nostalgia for a bygone era. 1.6523 0.01057 4754 2376 1655 723
38 I've been in bumper to bumper traffic since I left the house.. 1.6511 0.01027 5213 2661 1710 842
39 Cool. Vintage electric. 1.6404 0.01748 1738 886 591 261
40 I thought there would be bumper to bumper traffic. 1.6322 0.01222 3529 1817 1193 519
41 I hate when the traffic is bumper to bumper. 1.6304 0.01332 2919 1495 1008 416
42 You could've had a V8. 1.6301 0.01448 2817 1545 769 503
43 I'm off the grid. 1.6250 0.02965 608 319 198 91
44 It's a vintage electric vehicle 1.6180 0.01260 3301 1736 1090 475
45 I never thought I'd bump into you again 1.6138 0.01270 3112 1614 1086 412
46 Hey, I think that's the guy that bumped us. 1.6108 0.01471 2351 1233 800 318
47 Fast & Furious 11: We're Out of Ideas 1.6086 0.02083 1354 766 352 236
48 They told me the job came with a car. 1.6069 0.01329 2943 1571 958 414
49 It was nice bumping into you again. 1.6017 0.01409 2694 1470 827 397
50 I don’t like the circles you’re moving around in,Harry. 1.6016 0.02188 1029 540 359 130
51 I see you're serving the new sentence for road rage. . . 1.6005 0.01485 2546 1426 711 409
52 Mind if I pass? I'm late for my chiropractor. 1.5989 0.01569 2461 1437 574 450
53 Ned was beginning to think he should have sprung for the Prius. 1.5954 0.01535 2279 1259 683 337
54 See what happens to little boys who won’t get off the ride? 1.5951 0.01953 1420 788 419 213
55 I guess you don't have any Grey Poupon. 1.5899 0.01894 1597 919 414 264
56 Supply chain or divorce? 1.5881 0.02840 721 419 180 122
57 Mind if I pull in front of you and then abruptly brake? 1.5839 0.01759 1884 1104 460 320
58 …then take the right after the Ferris Wheel and you’re there. 1.5786 0.01669 1742 944 588 210
59 It’s a self-loathing car. 1.5763 0.01899 1718 1050 346 322
60 May I interest you in collision insurance? 1.5748 0.01777 1625 909 498 218
61 I took a wrong turn at the merry-go-round. 1.5721 0.01827 1547 872 465 210
62 Your next charging station is 30 miles away. You should be there by tomorrow 1.5701 0.01808 1512 838 486 188
63 It's ideal for bumper-to-bumper traffic. 1.5692 0.01890 1518 879 414 225
64 « Please come back home and let’s talk like grown ups « 1.5667 0.01920 1440 829 406 205
65 Are you sure you're on the right track? 1.5666 0.01913 1419 809 416 194
66 Don't laugh it's paid for. 1.5632 0.01857 1463 828 446 189
67 There's no turning back. Or any other direction. 1.5620 0.01939 1331 752 410 169
68 It's the only Tesla model I could afford. 1.5617 0.01959 1337 764 395 178
69 I like a guy that doesn’t compensate. 1.5603 0.01940 1344 765 405 174
70 See, this is why I no longer date. 1.5592 0.02240 1284 821 208 255
71 Help, I need AAA ... batteries. 1.5553 0.02030 1239 714 362 163
72 That’s not what they mean by “off the grid”! 1.5539 0.02009 1197 675 381 141
73 I thought what happens in Disneyland stays in Disneyland. 1.5513 0.02137 1121 651 322 148
74 So Tesla finally made an affordable car? 1.5501 0.02171 1138 676 298 164
75 Clown car in the shop? 1.5498 0.02086 1204 708 330 166
76 I got tired of going in circles 1.5485 0.02087 1154 668 339 147
77 It's a hybrid, perfect for bumper to bumper traffic. 1.5470 0.02144 1117 654 315 148
78 You sure you want to play that game with me? 1.5470 0.02282 947 545 286 116
79 Looks like we got bumper-to-bumper traffic ahead. 1.5461 0.02102 1128 653 334 141
80 One of us made a wrong turn. 1.5454 0.02157 1047 601 321 125
81 How's that chick magnet working out for you? 1.5433 0.02267 1016 603 274 139
82 You know you hit me like three times back there. 1.5400 0.02182 1026 595 308 123
83 Just what EXACTLY did you mean by “nice bumpers”? 1.5392 0.02195 996 574 307 115
84 Sure, the range is awful but it's carbon footprint is amazing. 1.5391 0.02237 998 585 288 125
85 If you can afford a vintage electric car, you can afford more alimony. 1.5385 0.02268 975 573 279 123
86 I should’ve known better than to buy an electric car at Six Flags. 1.5378 0.02245 1004 593 282 129
87 Don't forget. It's your turn to pick up the groceries, the dry cleaning and the kids. 1.5352 0.02326 938 557 260 121
88 Those first generation Teslas don't work very well once you leave the amusement park. 1.5341 0.02251 998 593 277 128
89 Looking for a hook-up? 1.5320 0.02292 938 553 271 114
90 Haven't I bumped into you before? 1.5313 0.02363 879 518 255 106
91 Still think your little carnival girl was worth it? 1.5283 0.02518 867 539 198 130
92 I drive better in bumper-to-bumper traffic. 1.5278 0.02388 934 573 229 132
93 (1992) Keep trying, Mr Musk, keep trying 1.5274 0.02345 931 562 247 122
94 Go ahead, say something I haven't heard today. 1.5256 0.02502 820 497 215 108
95 Turns out, the used car market is even worse than they claimed. 1.5255 0.02402 902 550 230 122
96 This is just a loaner while my Tesla’s at the shop 1.5252 0.02312 933 559 258 116
97 EVs are the future" he said. "Have I got a deal for you" he said 1.5230 0.02477 826 500 220 106
98 Don't feel bad, I've left Las Vegas with less. 1.5218 0.02555 780 474 205 101
99 Thanks for saving the planet. 1.5206 0.02586 705 416 211 78
100 You said our next car could be electric. 1.5202 0.02668 842 551 144 147
101 I don’t think this is what they meant by “off the grid!” 1.5184 0.02521 789 479 211 99
102 At times like this, Bob wishes his carbon footprint were a little larger. 1.5152 0.02682 722 447 178 97
103 I should have known not to rent a car in Coney Island! 1.5141 0.02543 780 478 203 99
104 His attempts to get off the grid had grown increasingly desperate. 1.5140 0.02578 714 427 207 80
105 No dear, I don't think that is Elon Musk. 1.5135 0.02671 705 432 184 89
106 Yeah? Well at least mine's all electric! 1.5130 0.02558 733 441 208 84
107 This is all Hertz had left. 1.5109 0.02749 689 430 166 93
108 I’m cruisin’ for a bruisin’. 1.5041 0.02916 738 505 94 139
109 Entry level Tesla you got there? 1.5024 0.02747 625 380 176 69
110 Did you bump me back there?! 1.5022 0.02639 669 405 192 72
111 Stanley’s life of crime as a getaway driver was short-lived. 1.5015 0.02886 656 424 135 97
112 My battery’s dead. You mind giving me a bump? 1.5000 0.02725 660 409 172 79
113 It looked bigger on Amazon. 1.4983 0.02886 590 367 152 71
114 How do you like the Tesla mini? 1.4978 0.02681 691 432 174 85
115 That is one flat tire. 1.4976 0.02803 633 396 159 78
116 Oliver's electric car always left him feeling inadequate. 1.4961 0.02718 637 391 176 70
117 Yeah, I know. But it gets 2,000 miles per gallon. 1.4944 0.02806 621 388 159 74
118 I tend to get a little off track. 1.4930 0.02598 643 385 199 59
119 As long as someone bumps me, the mileage is phenomenal. 1.4923 0.02734 646 403 168 75
120 Hate to tell you, guy, but not all EVs are babe magnets. 1.4918 0.02733 671 425 162 84
121 That's your father after our divorce settlement. 1.4917 0.02815 663 428 144 91
122 Dudley inadvertently bumps into his ex who clearly had the better divorce lawyer. 1.4900 0.02948 602 389 131 82
123 Of course its a TOYota! 1.4895 0.02883 574 358 151 65
124 Didn't read the fine print on that hybrid convertible, did you? 1.4876 0.02842 605 382 151 72
125 Fancy bumping into you. 1.4863 0.02731 584 354 176 54
126 Did you see a six year old girl in a similar vehicle pass by here? 1.4861 0.02865 576 360 152 64
127 You do know that's the carpool lane, right? 1.4855 0.02866 552 340 156 56
128 You’ll be happy to hear it’s bumper to bumper ahead of us. 1.4851 0.02848 606 385 148 73
129 Is your other car a spinning tea cup? 1.4824 0.02958 568 364 134 70
130 Let me guess—divorced? 1.4797 0.03092 517 332 122 63
131 I can’t go until lightning strikes. 1.4796 0.02906 565 358 143 64
132 This is just my daily driver. My weekend ride is a tea cup. 1.4795 0.03069 488 305 132 51
133 It was either this or a Prius 1.4786 0.02873 562 353 149 60
134 It pays to get a good divorce lawyer, son. 1.4784 0.03036 510 322 132 56
135 Did you say jump-start or bump-start? 1.4783 0.02902 577 369 140 68
136 Y’all driving a little old Volts-wagen? 1.4782 0.03220 527 353 96 78
137 The ad made it seem more fun. 1.4776 0.02897 492 297 155 40
138 Look, son. That's what happens when you don't go to school. 1.4749 0.02997 558 363 125 70
139 My ex got the Tilt-A-Whirl. 1.4722 0.03123 485 310 121 54
140 Well, at least you're not compensating... 1.4720 0.03100 536 354 111 71
141 Hop in, we’ll make a hybrid. 1.4715 0.02930 526 331 142 53
142 Haven't I bumped into you somewhere before? 1.4699 0.02898 549 349 142 58
143 I have collision and I'm not afraid to use it. 1.4699 0.03009 498 314 134 50
144 It’s a rental. I learned to drive in one just like it. 1.4694 0.02970 507 319 138 50
145 Turns out you can have too much fun. 1.4689 0.03017 531 344 125 62
146 First time off the grid?" 1.4689 0.03136 482 310 118 54
147 My Zamboni is in the shop. 1.4689 0.03042 514 331 125 58
148 Do you get a bumper to bumper warranty with that car? 1.4670 0.02978 546 355 127 64
149 I guess my divorce lawyer is better than yours! 1.4668 0.03204 482 316 107 59
150 The ad said, "Vintage electric car". 1.4668 0.03053 497 318 126 53
151 Don't forget to send my alimony check! 1.4661 0.03227 472 309 106 57
152 Sir, we’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty. 1.4656 0.03210 494 328 102 64
153 Let me guess, you're single.? 1.4644 0.03196 478 313 108 57
154 Off the grid? 1.4643 0.03140 448 283 122 43
155 Yes, I've tried turning it off and on again... 1.4617 0.03160 431 271 121 39
156 Well, it is electric. 1.4588 0.02889 486 301 147 38
157 Your other car is a Segway? 1.4581 0.03260 406 257 112 37
158 It’s a loaner. My Tesla is in the shop. 1.4576 0.03083 507 334 114 59
159 WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR BUMPER CAR'S EXTENDED WARRANTY. 1.4571 0.03421 431 289 87 55
160 Say, I seem to be stuck. Can you give me a bump? 1.4558 0.03181 430 274 116 40
161 At least it's electric. 1.4550 0.03153 422 266 120 36
162 At least no one will ask me to help them move. 1.4537 0.03138 454 293 116 45
163 My other car's a carousel horse. 1.4537 0.03246 421 271 109 41
164 Henry eventually grew tired of being told to stay in his own lane. 1.4533 0.03309 428 281 100 47
165 Amusement park? Make a right after the second light. Why? 1.4532 0.02952 481 304 136 41
166 Want to crash at my place? 1.4531 0.03012 490 316 126 48
167 60’s Disneyland, and yours? 1.4518 0.03154 425 270 118 37
168 I’m trading it in, for a teacup and saucer. 1.4510 0.03082 459 295 121 43
169 Dating younger women these days? 1.4486 0.03197 457 302 105 50
170 Mind giving me a lift? I ran out of ceiling. 1.4481 0.03454 395 262 89 44
171 The nearest town's at least eight tickets away. 1.4467 0.03121 441 284 117 40
172 Is it always bumper-to-bumper like this? 1.4465 0.02997 477 307 127 43
173 I hope you have collision insurance. 1.4457 0.03087 451 291 119 41
174 Will two blue tickets cover the damage? I'd rather not involve my insurance company. 1.4453 0.03409 402 267 91 44
175 You should see me maneuver in bumper-to-bumper traffic 1.4452 0.03231 456 305 99 52
176 The infrastructure will catch up. 1.4449 0.03239 463 312 96 55
177 To think we moved out here to get away from bumper to bumper traffic. 1.4447 0.03114 452 294 115 43
178 I thought you said you drove a Dodge. 1.4444 0.03344 378 243 102 33
179 It's great in bumper to bumper traffic. 1.4439 0.03303 437 293 94 50
180 Excuse me sir, do you happen to have any Grey Poupon? 1.4432 0.03416 370 240 96 34
181 I can't exit until the ride comes to a complete stop. 1.4423 0.03304 407 267 100 40
182 Oh come now, gas isn't that expensive yet. 1.4415 0.03235 419 274 105 40
183 It’s part of my road rage therapy. 1.4413 0.03413 383 252 93 38
184 Coney Island is the next right. 1.4411 0.03055 467 305 118 44
185 It's the only electric car I can afford. 1.4394 0.03223 421 276 105 40
186 Could you give me a bump? 1.4383 0.03227 397 256 108 33
187 With all those recalls, it looks like Tesla is running out of courtesy vehicles 1.4380 0.03596 379 259 74 46
188 We’ll see who’s laughing when it’s bumper to bumper! 1.4375 0.03196 416 271 108 37
189 This the punk that bumped into you,Timmy? 1.4359 0.03575 390 269 72 49
190 That’s him mom. 1.4354 0.03517 379 256 81 42
191 I thought I might bump into you here. 1.4353 0.03386 402 270 89 43
192 Where did you learn to drive? An amusement park? 1.4350 0.03383 354 228 98 28
193 No, I do NOT have any Grey Poupon. 1.4349 0.03708 361 249 67 45
194 The wait list to get one was much shorter than Tesla. 1.4340 0.03379 394 263 91 40
195 I was hoping to bump into you sometime. 1.4316 0.03016 468 308 118 42
196 This road is not intended for your amusement. 1.4316 0.03468 380 256 84 40
197 My Ex had a good lawyer. 1.4314 0.03278 401 265 99 37
198 Elon Musk has finally come out with an economy model. 1.4274 0.03516 351 234 84 33
199 This little baby was built for bumper-to-bumper traffic. 1.4255 0.03435 369 247 87 35
200 I've been going in circles for days. 1.4254 0.03417 355 234 91 30
201 You're taking this electric car thing a little too far, aren't you? 1.4253 0.03349 395 266 90 39
202 Consumer Reports listed it as the #1 vehicle for parallel parking. 1.4252 0.03294 381 251 98 32
203 Impulse buy. 1.4247 0.03306 365 238 99 28
204 Yeah he looks rich, but I know a stolen car when I see one. 1.4234 0.03568 359 245 76 38
205 Who's driving the big boy car now? 1.4233 0.03530 352 237 81 34
206 At least I’m not compensating for anything. 1.4231 0.03418 390 266 83 41
207 One of us is in the wrong cartoon. 1.4230 0.03919 305 210 61 34
208 How many insults a gallon do you get? 1.4223 0.03797 341 239 60 42
209 Excuse me, do you mind bumping me off at the next exit? 1.4222 0.03267 424 289 91 44
210 Talk about bumper-to-bumper-to-bumper-to-bumper traffic. 1.4218 0.03223 403 268 100 35
211 This parade is for Trumper cars, not bumper cars. 1.4218 0.03860 339 240 55 44
212 Son, take a good look at what happens when you buy an electric vehicle on the early end of the technology curve. 1.4207 0.03638 328 221 76 31
213 Could you give me a tow to the nearest power station? 1.4205 0.03551 352 239 78 35
214 Fast and Furious 10: Late to Work 1.4203 0.03718 364 258 59 47
215 0-60 in 40 years 1.4202 0.03689 357 250 64 43
216 The rental car desk said it was either this or a minivan. 1.4196 0.03401 367 246 88 33
217 I thought it would be bumper to bumper. 1.4194 0.03311 391 263 92 36
218 You make a left. Then another left. Then another left. Then another left. And then just keep repeating. 1.4190 0.03416 358 239 88 31
219 Do you know how far it is to Coney Island? 1.4187 0.03471 363 246 82 35
220 Gone off the grid? 1.4176 0.03409 352 234 89 29
221 It’s court appointed for my road rage 1.4176 0.03425 376 256 83 37
222 I bet that's great in bumper to bumper traffic! 1.4164 0.03521 365 251 76 38
223 Well at least you're in the right lane... 1.4164 0.03354 353 233 93 27
224 I was into EVs before EVs were cool. 1.4164 0.03652 329 224 73 32
225 Hey Fella, Can you vacuum my house with that Romba? 1.4159 0.03744 327 226 66 35
226 It's just a loaner EV while my Tesla gets fixed. 1.4158 0.03381 392 269 83 40
227 Laugh all you want, it's got a bumper-to-bumper warranty. 1.4155 0.03797 296 200 69 27
228 I was told it's perfect for bumper-to-bumper traffic. 1.4153 0.03193 443 305 92 46
229 The Tesla’s in the shop. This is a loaner. 1.4149 0.03445 388 269 77 42
230 My Teacup is in the shop. 1.4142 0.03481 338 226 84 28
231 Don't knock it if you haven't tried it. 1.4135 0.03629 341 235 71 35
232 What you have never seen an electrical vehicle before? 1.4118 0.03414 374 256 82 36
233 You took a wrong turn at adolescence. 1.4109 0.03456 348 235 83 30
234 You should have used a more experienced divorce lawyer” Jeffrey Manly Toronto,Ont 1.4103 0.03574 351 243 72 36
235 I’m just a little turned around is all, I appreciate your concern. 1.4093 0.03492 281 180 87 14
236 Of all the places to bump into you 1.4089 0.03500 313 207 84 22
237 Sweetheart, recapturing your youth doesn’t have to look that desperate, does it? 1.4087 0.03250 345 225 99 21
238 There's a girl my lord in a flatbed Ford slow'n down to take a look at me" 1.4083 0.03551 360 251 71 38
239 You didn’t use your turn signal. 1.4081 0.03712 321 222 67 32
240 That ride is not going to last forever Charlie, you have to come home sometime. 1.4080 0.03619 326 223 73 30
241 Yes it is indeed electric, but the range is the big issue... 1.4073 0.03398 356 241 85 30
242 You AC or DC? 1.4071 0.03622 312 211 75 26
243 Great mileage and good in bumper-to-bumper traffic. 1.4069 0.03718 317 219 67 31
244 Wanna tell me your joke about women drivers? 1.4066 0.03521 364 254 72 38
245 Hey, man, it’s my high school auto shop teacher! 1.4060 0.03587 298 198 79 21
246 I'm involved in a fender bender every five seconds, but the mileage is terrific. 1.4050 0.03549 321 217 78 26
247 Vintage Tesla ? 1.4047 0.03701 299 203 71 25
248 He started to get worried that this was not the electric future everybody talked about 1.4046 0.03358 351 236 88 27
249 We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. 1.4040 0.03897 297 208 58 31
250 Fancy bumping into you again. 1.4037 0.03785 327 232 58 37
251 I'm living off the grid. 1.4031 0.03663 320 221 69 30
252 Sorry if I was riding your bumper back there. For some reason I just felt drawn to it. 1.4028 0.03354 355 240 87 28
253 The monthly payment is fourteen thousand tickets 1.4025 0.03706 318 221 66 31
254 Sorry, I hope to get up to speed with the next lightning strike. 1.4021 0.03770 291 199 67 25
255 Don’t tell me. You took a wrong turn at the Tilt-a-Whirl. 1.4015 0.03901 274 188 62 24
256 Coney Island? Just keep steering left for about five minutes ,then right for about five minutes, eventually you'll bump into it 1.4014 0.03788 289 198 66 25
257 Do you wanna hook up? 1.4013 0.03933 299 212 54 33
258 That is one heck of a midlife crisis. 1.4013 0.03800 304 212 62 30
259 Mummy had the better lawyer 1.4006 0.03340 342 229 89 24
260 Do all carnival executives drive company vehicles? 1.3993 0.04056 278 197 51 30
261 How far to Electric Avenue? 1.3993 0.03825 278 190 65 23
262 Yeah, sorry to cut you off back there but this thing just seems to want to go around in circles. 1.3987 0.03546 306 206 78 22
263 I started in 1961 in Coney Island and never looked back! 1.3982 0.03648 334 235 65 34
264 I believe I misread the listing when I purchased this ‘used electric car.’ 1.3974 0.03668 302 207 70 25
265 Is that what you meant by owning a "classic EV?" 1.3968 0.03754 315 222 61 32
266 How many miles do you get between carnivals? 1.3968 0.03474 315 212 81 22
267 ^What does your bumper's bumper to bumper warranty cover?" 1.3962 0.03701 318 223 64 31
268 Finally found something even more embarrassing than your Prius? 1.3960 0.04123 250 174 53 23
269 This is what happens if you don’t take that call to extend your car’s warranty. 1.3958 0.03872 283 197 60 26
270 Golly, it’s one dem tezlas! 1.3953 0.03864 339 250 44 45
271 I TOLD you my lawyer was better than your lawyer! 1.3950 0.03859 281 195 61 25
272 Boy, this traffic is bumper to bumper. 1.3942 0.03611 312 215 71 26
273 Well, well, looky who got himself one of those Elon Musk Happy Meals 1.3938 0.03942 259 178 60 21
274 It's a Dodge 'em Charger. 1.3934 0.03773 272 185 67 20
275 I'm looking to complete a circuit. 1.3933 0.03621 300 205 72 23
276 Nice bumping into you 1.3932 0.03491 351 246 72 33
277 This road is always bumper-to-bumper. 1.3922 0.03804 283 196 63 24
278 Used car shoppers are really getting desperate. 1.3913 0.03768 230 150 70 10
279 Mom, is that Elon Musk? 1.3913 0.03732 276 188 68 20
280 You are not in California anymore. 1.3908 0.03793 284 197 63 24
281 Come home, Elon, you’ve made your point 1.3906 0.03796 297 209 60 28
282 It's still in great shape, even after the fender-benders. 1.3897 0.03892 290 206 55 29
283 I couldn't help but notice that we keep bumping into each other. 1.3896 0.03610 308 213 70 25
284 Dollar for dollar, this is the cheapest, safest electric car on the market. But there are downsides. 1.3896 0.04008 249 172 57 20
285 Is your teacup in the shop? 1.3895 0.04033 267 189 52 26
286 I took a wrong turn at the Ferris wheel. 1.3895 0.03716 285 196 67 22
287 Laugh, but I got a $12,500 rebate. 1.3893 0.03929 280 198 55 27
288 I was told on the radio that it was going to be bumper to bumper traffic 1.3891 0.03579 329 231 68 30
289 They told me it was a hybrid. 1.3889 0.03597 306 211 71 24
290 The amusement park provides me with a work vehicle. 1.3887 0.03567 337 238 67 32
291 Race ya. 1.3885 0.03893 296 212 53 31
292 You know they make electric cars with wheels? 1.3878 0.03717 312 221 61 30
293 Hey Roomba Man... hope that thing cleans better than it drives! 1.3865 0.03774 282 196 63 23
294 It’s bumper to bumper out here! 1.3861 0.03514 316 218 74 24
295 Hey, look! It's Elon Musk's idiot brother! 1.3860 0.04043 272 195 49 28
296 I’m sorry Laverne, there’s just no connection. 1.3858 0.03869 254 174 62 18
297 Do you know how stupid you look in that huge pickup truck? 1.3858 0.03958 267 188 55 24
298 Oh, Enid, we've lost that spark. I can't go on .... 1.3855 0.03825 262 180 63 19
299 Look, Harold, it's the same guy who advertises those extended car warranties on TV. 1.3852 0.03763 283 197 63 23
300 It promotes social distancing on the road. 1.3852 0.03593 283 192 73 18
301 Waiting for lightning? 1.3849 0.03911 278 197 55 26
302 Ignore him, Elon. He’s going nowhere! 1.3846 0.03883 260 180 60 20
303 You'll get used to the bumper to bumper traffic. 1.3844 0.03537 320 223 71 26
304 Better hope the traffic isn’t bumper-to-bumper. 1.3843 0.04016 268 191 51 26
305 Excuse me, do you have a jumper cable? 1.3838 0.03477 284 190 79 15
306 I see you settled on the entry level Tesla. 1.3837 0.04327 245 178 40 27
307 It’s a loaner. 1.3836 0.03549 292 199 74 19
308 Meet me behind the ferris wheel, handsome. 1.3834 0.03957 253 176 57 20
309 I wanted an electric vehicle but my house is off the grid. 1.3827 0.03678 277 190 68 19
310 The ad said it was in "fair condition." 1.3813 0.03911 257 179 58 20
311 Come any closer and you’ll be charged with battery. 1.3808 0.03777 281 197 61 23
312 Do you need a lift? The next conductive ceiling isn’t for another thirty miles. 1.3805 0.03537 297 204 73 20
313 Go back 3 exits and look for the ferris wheel. 1.3802 0.03959 263 186 54 23
314 It was this or a suspended license 1.3801 0.04208 221 154 50 17
315 It's not rage, it's that this car was built for just one thing. 1.3800 0.03986 250 175 55 20
316 Still think electric is better? 1.3798 0.03720 287 201 63 23
317 Is that one of the new hybrids? 1.3797 0.04052 237 165 54 18
318 Hey! No passing on the right! 1.3797 0.03586 266 179 73 14
319 Coney Island ? 3000 miles straight ahead 1.3795 0.03520 303 209 73 21
320 I see you bumped up to electric! 1.3793 0.03527 290 198 74 18
321 Okay, once more around the track, then it's back to your cubicle. 1.3793 0.03828 261 181 61 19
322 are you trying to hit on me? 1.3789 0.03958 256 180 55 21
323 Traffic was bumper to bumper 1.3787 0.03792 272 190 61 21
324 I checked Google before I left - it said to prepare for bumper-to-bumper traffic 1.3787 0.03792 272 190 61 21
325 You expect me to believe you’re bumping into us by chance! 1.3783 0.03730 267 184 65 18
326 That line worked better when I was standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona. 1.3782 0.04293 238 172 42 24
327 It’s nice to bump into you again. 1.3776 0.03841 294 212 53 29
328 Need a lift to the playground, honey? 1.3774 0.03860 265 186 58 21
329 You're off the grid. 1.3773 0.03886 273 194 55 24
330 Hey Mister, can I give you a lift to the next charging station? 1.3772 0.03529 281 191 74 16
331 The point when Tom realized his electric car was not cool. 1.3772 0.03827 289 207 55 27
332 I get 300 miles per lightning strike. And a brain reset. 1.3767 0.04678 223 167 28 28
333 Fancy bumping into you, way out here! 1.3766 0.03537 308 215 70 23
334 Wait for a lightning strike, that oughta to move ya. 1.3766 0.04068 239 168 52 19
335 My ex wife got the Tesla. 1.3764 0.03870 271 192 56 23
336 Alimony's a bitch ! 1.3763 0.03708 295 209 61 25
337 You’re hardly in the position to be giving me the finger. 1.3754 0.03700 285 200 63 22
338 How's that living off the grid working out? 1.3750 0.04107 232 163 51 18
339 Remember the rules; feet in the car at all times, go only one way, and no head-on collisions. 1.3750 0.03642 272 187 68 17
340 I probably should've waited a few more years before buying electric. 1.3746 0.03678 291 205 63 23
341 Arcade's 180 miles ahead. You should be there in about 9 days. 1.3740 0.03695 262 180 66 16
342 My ex-wife got the Lamborghini. 1.3734 0.04166 241 173 46 22
343 The only problem is I have to go from state fair to State Fair charging it " 1.3732 0.03640 276 191 67 18
344 Elon Musk’s lesser known brother Sparky test driving his electric car. 1.3731 0.03968 268 193 50 25
345 Got any Grey Poupon? 1.3726 0.03986 263 189 50 24
346 It's all my insurance would cover. 1.3723 0.04115 231 163 50 18
347 Yeah, there’s a chip shortage. 1.3721 0.03850 258 181 58 19
348 Let me guess. Saving the planet? 1.3719 0.03940 242 169 56 17
349 Under-compensating, are we? 1.3716 0.04135 218 152 51 15
350 The thrill of going electric was suddenly overshadowed by the prospect of being trapped in the corner. 1.3712 0.03446 299 206 75 18
351 Any chance you could give me a bump? 1.3711 0.03509 291 201 72 18
352 I live for bumper to bumper to traffic. 1.3708 0.03832 267 189 57 21
353 I have a very large penis. 1.3707 0.04574 232 175 28 29
354 Do you have bumper jumper cables? 1.3702 0.04063 235 166 51 18
355 Is that an antenna,or you just happy to see me? 1.3701 0.04085 254 184 46 24
356 Ignore him Bobby; he’s living off the grid. 1.3701 0.03969 254 181 52 21
357 Oh she goes great. But only for two minutes thirty at a time. 1.3700 0.04020 227 158 54 15
358 Supply chain issues? 1.3699 0.03893 246 172 57 17
359 My names Runner, Rhode Runner. beep beep 1.3696 0.04047 276 204 42 30
360 I don't suppose you could bump me into town? 1.3692 0.03850 279 201 53 25
361 How many tokens did that you set back? 1.3691 0.04086 233 165 50 18
362 Yes, it's a rental. No, I didn't get the optional insurance. Why do you ask?" 1.3679 0.04315 212 151 44 17
363 Does that Tesla model come in a hardtop? 1.3674 0.04519 215 158 35 22
364 I bet you always win. 1.3673 0.04230 245 180 40 25
365 Wasn't expecting bumper to bumper traffic today. 1.3673 0.03749 275 195 59 21
366 Sorry, the traffic's been bumper-to-bumper 1.3671 0.04079 237 169 49 19
367 They were out of Tesla's. 1.3669 0.03755 278 198 58 22
368 Looks like the ‘22 model has a lot more leg room 1.3669 0.04022 278 206 42 30
369 Any chance you could give me a bump start? 1.3668 0.03621 289 204 64 21
370 So you're one of those electric car snobs! 1.3664 0.03840 262 186 56 20
371 Well, you're in the slow lane - I'll give you that. 1.3653 0.04263 219 157 44 18
372 The electric car craze is becoming quite an amusement. 1.3651 0.03898 241 169 56 16
373 Last one there buys the cotton candy. 1.3650 0.03673 263 183 64 16
374 you're a long way from Coney Island my friend 1.3649 0.04429 211 153 39 19
375 Took a wrong turn at the Tilt-A-Whirl. 1.3644 0.04321 225 164 40 21
376 You’re not from around here are you? 1.3644 0.03656 247 169 66 12
377 Is this some kind of a joy ride? 1.3640 0.03951 228 159 55 14
378 I'm not out here for my amusement. 1.3636 0.03972 242 172 52 18
379 Yeah, but they lowered my deductible. 1.3629 0.03708 259 181 62 16
380 Don’t you miss the bumper-to-bumper traffic? 1.3622 0.03798 254 179 58 17
381 Haven't I run into you somewhere before? 1.3620 0.03526 279 194 69 16
382 It's the original Tesla 1.3612 0.04007 227 160 52 15
383 Look Jimmy, a vintage Tesla. 1.3611 0.04058 252 184 45 23
384 I can't afford a Prius 1.3608 0.03945 255 184 50 21
385 I want to crash something other than the stock market. 1.3606 0.04080 269 201 39 29
386 It’s always bumper to bumper, I thought it’d be best to be prepared. 1.3600 0.03391 300 209 74 17
387 Let me guess, couldn't afford collision coverage? 1.3598 0.04171 214 152 47 15
388 The price seemed very low for an electric vehicle. 1.3597 0.03804 253 179 57 17
389 Billy, is that the man who was so mean during the bumper car ride? 1.3594 0.04232 217 156 44 17
390 I'm looking for Electric Avenue 1.3594 0.03932 256 185 50 21
391 Boss vintage EV, Dude. 1.3592 0.04337 206 148 42 16
392 Even in the bumper cars you refuse to stop and ask for directions. 1.3586 0.03781 251 177 58 16
393 Bad day! Bumper to bumper traffic, huh? 1.3580 0.04079 243 177 45 21
394 Dad? 1.3580 0.04072 257 190 42 25
395 It’s a rental. 1.3578 0.03847 232 162 57 13
396 Mr. Jones, we're going to need you to return to the amusement park. Everybody promises not to bump into you ever again. 1.3578 0.04036 232 166 49 17
397 Any chance you could give me a little nudge? 1.3577 0.03637 274 194 62 18
398 Th carousel pony was prettier, but it only went in a circle. 1.3575 0.04025 221 156 51 14
399 No, the turn for Six Flags was the exit you just passed! 1.3574 0.03814 235 164 58 13
400 Need a bump? 1.3571 0.04013 252 184 46 22
401 It was either this, the teacup or the log flume 1.3561 0.04291 205 147 43 15
402 Thanks for the offer, but my wife wouldn't like it if I took a ride in your bed. 1.3559 0.04398 222 165 35 22
403 My therapist says I’ve gone off the rails 1.3556 0.03906 239 170 53 16
404 Hey fella, is it true what they say about men who drive small vehicles? 1.3556 0.03671 270 192 60 18
405 How long has it been since we left Timmy at the amusement park 1.3550 0.03824 262 189 53 20
406 If everyone drove one it would be fine. 1.3548 0.03975 248 180 48 20
407 Could you give me a bump start? 1.3545 0.03763 268 193 55 20
408 Have you any Grey Poupon? 1.3540 0.04428 226 170 32 24
409 I think I took a wrong turn. 1.3537 0.03722 229 158 61 10
410 I think you missed a right turn on the Boardwalk. 1.3527 0.03980 224 159 51 14
411 Be careful up ahead. I hear traffic is bumper to bumper. 1.3523 0.03775 281 206 51 24
412 Learn from my mistakes: don’t buy NFTs. 1.3523 0.03837 264 192 51 21
413 That, Bitsy, is a Californian. 1.3521 0.04118 213 152 47 14
414 Funny, bumping into you like this. 1.3521 0.04328 213 156 39 18
415 It's the Republicans in the only thing left they can't wreck. 1.3520 0.04652 196 146 31 19
416 Mine's electric too. 1.3520 0.03739 250 177 58 15
417 The salesman said it was the new Dodge 1.3507 0.04250 211 153 42 16
418 I admire a man who's an early adopter. 1.3502 0.03847 217 151 56 10
419 My other car is a Maserati. 1.3502 0.04010 217 154 50 13
420 All right, Doris, you made your point, size matters. 1.3502 0.04268 217 159 40 18
421 I know life is full of speed bumps but I think you're overreacting. 1.3498 0.03831 203 139 57 7
422 I know how it looks but my carousel horse is in the shop. 1.3496 0.03863 246 177 52 17
423 A charging station? Buddy you're in New Mexico! 1.3494 0.03914 249 181 49 19
424 Go ahead and guess my weight again, carney man! 1.3491 0.03784 232 163 57 12
425 I was told it's an EV. 1.3480 0.03601 250 175 63 12
426 Do it mom,just do it 1.3480 0.04118 273 210 31 32
427 Mom, is that the new Tesla mini? 1.3469 0.03955 245 179 47 19
428 Have you seen a charging station? 1.3467 0.04008 225 162 48 15
429 Out for a joy ride? 1.3467 0.04431 225 171 30 24
430 A lift is 4 tickets. 1.3463 0.03743 257 185 55 17
431 It was the only electric car I could find. 1.3462 0.03757 234 165 57 12
432 Winslow, Arizona is just around the next mesa. 1.3458 0.04385 240 185 27 28
433 She got the clown car in the divorce 1.3458 0.04055 240 177 43 20
434 This track is a little bumpy. 1.3453 0.03862 278 208 44 26
435 It might be time to trade in your electric car for a later model. 1.3452 0.04452 197 145 36 16
436 How's your collision coverage? 1.3451 0.03893 226 161 52 13
437 From the distance you looked like an idiot in a carnival car. 1.3450 0.04237 229 171 37 21
438 Well one of us is compensating for something. 1.3442 0.03915 215 152 52 11
439 Where’s your “COEXIST” bumper sticker? 1.3442 0.04184 215 157 42 16
440 They're saying on the radio that there's been a hit-and-run incident at Wally World. 1.3442 0.04078 215 155 46 14
441 Waiting for an electrical storm? 1.3441 0.04105 186 130 48 8
442 Take a left by the ferris wheel, head straight towards the fun house and you'll bump right into the arcade. 1.3439 0.03950 221 158 50 13
443 Please help. The attendant fell off the pole about a mile back, and now I have no idea where I'm going. 1.3439 0.03821 253 184 51 18
444 It must be fate the way we keep bumping into each other? 1.3436 0.04048 195 137 49 9
445 I’m piloting an economy model for Elon 1.3432 0.03965 236 172 47 17
446 Your mid-life crisis ends NOW. 1.3430 0.03940 242 177 47 18
447 Oh, grow up, Elon! 1.3425 0.04594 181 133 34 14
448 Go ahead. Bump me. 1.3425 0.03919 219 156 51 12
449 Would you happen to have any Grey Poupon? 1.3421 0.04154 228 169 40 19
450 You wanna go bumper to bumper, buddy! 1.3408 0.03598 223 154 62 7
451 Elon wants his car back 1.3407 0.04034 226 165 45 16
452 Pure electric or hybrid? 1.3404 0.04340 188 136 40 12
453 You should be wearing a seatbelt! 1.3404 0.04207 188 134 44 10
454 Getting the hell outta Dodge? 1.3400 0.04279 200 146 40 14
455 I’m unsafe? Look at your kid. 1.3398 0.03783 256 187 51 18
456 Can I get a bump start? 1.3397 0.04094 209 151 45 13
457 Get back in or this goes on Instagram. 1.3397 0.04313 209 155 37 17
458 Hurry up, there's a posse on merry-go-round horses coming 1.3396 0.04110 212 154 44 14
459 I knew I'd run into you again. 1.3395 0.04070 215 156 45 14
460 Sorry Elon, I don't think it's gonna catch on. 1.3386 0.04120 189 134 46 9
461 So, what is your plan if you do catch that kid? 1.3385 0.04210 192 138 43 11
462 Bless your heart, you’re living off the grid, ain’t’cha? 1.3383 0.04082 201 144 46 11
463 Outrun our charging stations, have we? 1.3382 0.04042 204 146 47 11
464 It's not as bad as it looks. I just have to plan my trip around charging stops at electrified ceilings. 1.3382 0.04118 207 150 44 13
465 Yes, it's all-electric, but they haven't gotten all the bumps out yet. 1.3377 0.04100 228 169 41 18
466 What? I barely bumped you. 1.3373 0.03681 249 179 56 14
467 He looks single. 1.3373 0.04665 169 124 33 12
468 You'll be late for dinner. No lightning predicted for at least three hours." 1.3373 0.03580 255 182 60 13
469 The rental place promised me a convertible. 1.3370 0.04447 181 132 37 12
470 Sorry honey, I'm just not feeling the spark. 1.3366 0.04200 205 150 41 14
471 My wife thinks it's a Midway crisis. 1.3366 0.04422 205 154 33 18
472 Excuse me, Do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.3365 0.04268 208 154 38 16
473 You are way out of your lane. 1.3362 0.03919 235 172 47 16
474 I just needed to go off the grid for a bit 1.3359 0.03695 256 186 54 16
475 Walter's decision to go off the grid does not go unnoticed. 1.3352 0.04495 182 134 35 13
476 I told you not to buy an electric car used. 1.3351 0.04377 185 135 38 12
477 You must be the lucky fella who won the electric car raffle at the carnival! 1.3351 0.04196 188 135 43 10
478 Company car, David? 1.3350 0.04254 197 144 40 13
479 You need a jump? 1.3350 0.03938 197 139 50 8
480 Hey! That was suppose to stay in Vegas. 1.3350 0.04226 203 149 40 14
481 Grow up. 1.3350 0.04068 206 149 45 12
482 I heard you traded in you electric car for an eclectic car. 1.3349 0.04358 209 157 34 18
483 I'd say your hook doesn't go all the way to your wire. 1.3349 0.03990 212 153 47 12
484 Your collision insurance must be through the roof." 1.3349 0.04219 215 160 38 17
485 I don’t know any good pickup lines. 1.3333 0.04277 207 154 37 16
486 No, it's a left at the rollercoaster and then just past the cotton candy stand. 1.3333 0.04439 189 140 35 14
487 I guess you’re used to bumper-to-bumper-car traffic, huh? 1.3333 0.03864 231 168 49 14
488 So let me guess. You drive that because you have a BIG penis? 1.3333 0.04059 219 161 43 15
489 A token for my thoughts? 1.3333 0.04193 201 147 41 13
490 Imagine bumping into you here. 1.3333 0.04125 210 154 42 14
491 Out here you can run but you can't glide. 1.3333 0.04152 186 133 44 9
492 I don't brake for hot chicks. 1.3333 0.03989 261 199 37 25
493 Yes, it is small, uncomfortable, ugly and unpredictable, but it is electric 1.3320 0.03752 241 175 52 14
494 Not a charging station … I need the nearest amusement park. 1.3319 0.03850 232 169 49 14
495 So you got an EV. 1.3318 0.03976 217 158 46 13
496 Get back in the truck by the time I count three or I'm calling your mother. 1.3318 0.04175 214 159 39 16
497 Yeah I know it's dinged up, but it's paid for. 1.3318 0.03789 214 152 53 9
498 It's part of my sentence for reckless driving. 1.3318 0.03940 211 152 48 11
499 You know, 15 minutes could save you 15% on your car insurance 1.3318 0.04053 211 154 44 13
500 I heard new cars and chips were in short supply, but I had no idea it was that bad. 1.3316 0.04291 190 139 39 12
501 I think I might've taken a wrong turn. 1.3302 0.04210 215 161 37 17
502 The radio said there'd be bumper-to-bumper traffic. 1.3301 0.03755 206 145 54 7
503 So, how do you like the hybrid? 1.3300 0.03978 203 146 47 10
504 There's a traffic circle ahead that you might like. 1.3300 0.04017 200 144 46 10
505 Off-grid vehicle? 1.3299 0.03966 194 138 48 8
506 Trust me, Bob...it's no carnival out here. 1.3298 0.04399 191 142 35 14
507 My other car’s a rollercoaster. 1.3298 0.04272 191 140 39 12
508 Just an ordinary midlife crisis. Plus range anxiety. 1.3298 0.04184 188 136 42 10
509 No, you can't get there if you just keep turning right. 1.3295 0.04573 173 128 33 12
510 Excuse me! Which exit for Coney Island? 1.3286 0.03768 210 149 53 8
511 So, big deal. Mine’s electric too. 1.3282 0.04332 195 145 36 14
512 Don’t stare, honey. It’s just a poor man who has lost his ceiling. 1.3282 0.04332 195 145 36 14
513 It was this or a Chevy 1.3281 0.03681 256 188 52 16
514 The ORIGINAL Electric Vehicle 1.3281 0.04253 192 141 39 12
515 Of all the runaway bumper cars, in all the deserts, in all the world, you had to pull up next to mine. 1.3280 0.04364 189 140 36 13
516 How many miles do you get between amusement parks? 1.3275 0.03725 229 165 53 11
517 How many tickets does that set you back monthly? 1.3268 0.04123 205 151 41 13
518 Hey Frank, you going 'green' on me?! 1.3267 0.03921 202 145 48 9
519 This your first monster truck fight? 1.3266 0.03929 248 187 41 20
520 Your blinkers aren't working. 1.3261 0.04006 230 172 41 17
521 How many tickets does yours cost? 1.3257 0.03617 218 154 57 7
522 At least I got out of that corner. 1.3252 0.04385 206 157 31 18
523 I just had to get away from that bumper-to-bumper traffic. 1.3252 0.03864 246 184 44 18
524 Hey Boomer!!! 1.3251 0.04264 203 152 36 15
525 I've wanted one of these since I was a kid. 1.3249 0.04110 197 144 42 11
526 First time in the fast lane? 1.3247 0.03698 231 167 53 11
527 We got the truck in the divorce. Your father got to keep the lady he met at the state fair. 1.3245 0.04173 188 137 41 10
528 Out of my way lady, I have a two-thirty by the Tilt-A-Whirl. 1.3242 0.04334 182 134 37 11
529 The insurance on that thing’s gotta be insane, huh? 1.3242 0.04334 182 134 37 11
530 And which exit will take me out of the metaverse? 1.3239 0.04226 213 161 35 17
531 I"m dependent on lightning. One bolt and I can go for a week. 1.3238 0.04215 210 158 36 16
532 You look like a guy who knows how to have a good time ... 1.3234 0.04231 201 150 37 14
533 My exit is coming, can you give me a bump? 1.3234 0.04673 167 125 30 12
534 Guess you had my x-wife's lawyer. 1.3229 0.04491 192 146 30 16
535 This, Phil realized, was exactly what his wife had meant when she said he took his jokes too far. 1.3229 0.04111 192 140 42 10
536 Carnival company car. 1.3228 0.04221 189 139 39 11
537 I’m trying living off the grid. 1.3228 0.04221 189 139 39 11
538 Would you like a little bump for old times' sake? 1.3227 0.03974 220 163 43 14
539 Is that the man that bumped you? 1.3223 0.03630 242 176 54 12
540 I'm really sorry for what I'm about to do. 1.3223 0.04198 211 159 36 16
541 Um, no, ma'am, I didn't bump into your son on purpose. . . 1.3220 0.04188 177 128 41 8
542 Classic EV! Is that a '52? 1.3214 0.04413 168 123 36 9
543 Dodge this, you sucker! 1.3214 0.04179 196 145 39 12
544 I can't wait to hear your pickup line. 1.3210 0.04769 162 122 28 12
545 It was the only vehicle to get seven stars out of five in Consumer Reports’ frontal crash ratings. 1.3208 0.04072 212 158 40 14
546 You'll never guess who I bumped into last night... 1.3206 0.04277 209 159 33 17
547 Is that an European electric car? 1.3202 0.04318 178 131 37 10
548 Don't laugh, it's electric and handles bumps like a dream. 1.3200 0.04442 175 130 34 11
549 This is the only electric car I can afford. 1.3200 0.03752 225 164 50 11
550 Any idea where the nearest charging station is? 1.3196 0.03819 219 160 48 11
551 Despite claims of a supply shortage of new cars Ted found a bumper crop available. 1.3195 0.04701 169 128 28 13
552 Guess electric vehicles are already going retro. 1.3193 0.04761 166 126 27 13
553 Did you not see "Batteries not included"? 1.3189 0.04134 185 135 41 9
554 Oh definitely, there are some drawbacks to being an early adopter ... 1.3188 0.05141 138 104 24 10
555 Still driving your father's EV? 1.3188 0.03903 207 151 46 10
556 You might be grounded, but I’m looking for somebody with a little positivity. 1.3188 0.04466 160 117 35 8
557 Nice rim. 1.3179 0.04122 195 144 40 11
558 Oh Lord, is that a girl in a Ford slowing down to take a look at me? 1.3179 0.04122 195 144 40 11
559 BUMP YOU 1.3179 0.04241 173 126 39 8
560 Looks like the road to all-electric can be bumpy for some. 1.3179 0.04319 173 127 37 9
561 Honestly, the only downside is the range anxiety.. 1.3179 0.05179 151 117 20 14
562 You bump me again, there will be trouble. 1.3177 0.04099 192 141 41 10
563 Remember that girl you slammed into the wall at the County fair...? 1.3176 0.04677 170 129 28 13
564 On your marks... 1.3176 0.04207 170 123 40 7
565 I think you're supposed to get out of the car before you exit! 1.3175 0.04004 189 137 44 8
566 Tailgating is not a game. 1.3174 0.04338 167 122 37 8
567 Love your vintage EV! 1.3173 0.04119 208 156 38 14
568 Under my suit and tie is a man with a dream. 1.3172 0.03972 186 134 45 7
569 What a classic! You don't see many of them old Dodgems on the road any more. 1.3171 0.04718 164 124 28 12
570 If you want to go electric this is what's available. 1.3168 0.04443 161 118 35 8
571 Over the past two years, haven’t we all been banned from Funland? 1.3168 0.04614 161 120 31 10
572 They told me this was an electric off-road vehicle 1.3166 0.04125 199 148 39 12
573 That's must be a Beta Tesla. 1.3160 0.04063 212 159 39 14
574 I didn't expect bumper to bumper traffic. 1.3158 0.03920 247 189 38 20
575 I’m turning you in for that hit and run back there! 1.3155 0.04235 187 139 37 11
576 It's the only thing the dealer had in stock. 1.3151 0.03863 219 162 45 12
577 Bumper car? I hardly know her! 1.3149 0.04257 181 134 37 10
578 I should have gotten bumper to bumper coverage. 1.3147 0.04333 197 150 32 15
579 She'd had an upgrade since the last time they bumped into each other. 1.3146 0.04305 178 132 36 10
580 your car is off the hook 1.3146 0.04154 213 162 35 16
581 Got stuck in bumper to bumper traffic again? 1.3146 0.03878 213 157 45 11
582 No I know it was you! We bumped into each other last week. 1.3144 0.03748 229 169 48 12
583 Finally an autonomous car with collision protection. 1.3143 0.03796 210 153 48 9
584 That's the problem with bumper cars...no GPS. 1.3143 0.04354 175 130 35 10
585 How about signalling when you turn,Elon? 1.3143 0.04428 175 131 33 11
586 No wonder he’s not staying in his own lane. 1.3141 0.04365 191 145 32 14
587 You should see the turning radius. 1.3141 0.04437 156 114 35 7
588 How you like that hybrid now that you're out in God's country? 1.3138 0.04283 188 141 35 12
589 So...we bump into each other once again. 1.3138 0.04079 188 138 41 9
590 I told you it wouldn't be easy living off the grid. 1.3135 0.04463 185 141 30 14
591 I'm sentenced to 30 days for road rage. 1.3134 0.04090 201 150 39 12
592 Did you just bump into me? 1.3134 0.04269 201 153 33 15
593 Your left hand turn signal isn't working. 1.3134 0.03828 217 160 46 11
594 Don't worry, Elon. It's only a bad dream. 1.3133 0.04836 150 113 27 10
595 Please don't, I've already been in twelve accidents today 1.3133 0.04647 150 111 31 8
596 From here, you’ll take the next exit. Then you'll arrive at your old high school where you’ll take a test you didn’t study for.” 1.3133 0.04747 166 127 26 13
597 So what happened to the golf cart? 1.3132 0.04378 182 137 33 12
598 Dad, you may have taken your bumper-to-bumper insurance coverage too literally 1.3128 0.03901 179 128 46 5
599 And you said the divorce settlement would be tough on me. 1.3128 0.04237 195 147 35 13
600 I noticed you back at Six Flags. 1.3128 0.04174 195 146 37 12
601 This traffic is giving new meaning to “bumper-to-bumper”. 1.3128 0.03980 195 143 43 9
602 We found your note and a bottle of gin in the bouncy castle. 1.3125 0.04875 144 108 27 9
603 Honey, you are such a long way from being either fast or furious. 1.3125 0.04153 192 143 38 11
604 It's the only thing my insurance company will allow me to drive. 1.3125 0.04407 176 132 33 11
605 At least you get to keep the house. 1.3125 0.04180 176 129 39 8
606 Watch out for the speed bumps! 1.3122 0.04129 189 140 39 10
607 Look at that vintage EV." 1.3122 0.04393 189 144 31 14
608 Not a hybrid? 1.3122 0.04520 189 146 27 16
609 I know gas is expensive, but this is ridiculous, Harold! 1.3122 0.03991 189 138 43 8
610 Loser pays for popcorn. 1.3121 0.04146 173 126 40 7
611 The radio said bumper-to-bumper. 1.3121 0.04413 157 115 35 7
612 Frank, you're just angry 'cause you didn't win the big Teddy Bear. 1.3121 0.04595 157 117 31 9
613 Yes, I'm taking it to the fair again. 1.3119 0.04133 202 152 37 13
614 No no no. If we bump into him, Mommy will get arrested. 1.3118 0.04434 170 127 33 10
615 The salesman said every day would be a carnival of fun. 1.3106 0.04682 161 122 28 11
616 Who gets road rage at an amusement park? 1.3100 0.04157 200 151 36 13
617 Hey look! The Tesla prototype. 1.3099 0.04171 171 125 39 7
618 If you can't beat 'em, dodge 'em! 1.3099 0.03751 213 156 48 9
619 Well, it's cheaper than a Tesla. 1.3098 0.04405 184 140 31 13
620 The "amusement" part tends to wear off out on the open road. 1.3097 0.04151 155 111 40 4
621 Well, if there ends up being bumper-to-bumper traffic, you’re in luck. 1.3095 0.04464 168 126 32 10
622 Ready when you are! 1.3093 0.04051 194 144 40 10
623 Could you point me to the nearest charging station? 1.3089 0.04092 191 142 39 10
624 But it’s the only EV I could afford! 1.3088 0.03978 204 152 41 11
625 He knew she was trouble when he bumped into her. 1.3088 0.04098 204 154 37 13
626 What's the range on your EV? 1.3088 0.03873 217 162 43 12
627 That I’m feeling inadequate now should be easy to grasp. 1.3086 0.04185 175 129 38 8
628 On your mark, get set, go! 1.3086 0.04263 175 130 36 9
629 Wow! They really don't pay you teachers enough! 1.3085 0.04258 201 154 32 15
630 You knew I had a bumper car when you married me. 1.3082 0.04801 159 122 25 12
631 So much for the pre-nup 1.3082 0.04457 159 118 33 8
632 He sees driving as a contact sport. 1.3081 0.04068 172 125 41 6
633 I told you to get bumper sticker for your car not to get a bumper car! 1.3081 0.04120 198 149 37 12
634 Tesla was sold out 1.3081 0.04120 198 149 37 12
635 Are you ready to talk, now? 1.3077 0.04295 182 137 34 11
636 Great to bump into you! 1.3077 0.04002 182 133 42 7
637 We start when the light changes. 1.3073 0.04074 192 143 39 10
638 Lost? 1.3073 0.04415 179 136 31 12
639 It's the only electric car I could afford. 1.3069 0.03938 202 150 42 10
640 I swear I didn't rear-end you! 1.3069 0.04116 189 141 38 10
641 OK, you win. 1.3068 0.04165 176 130 38 8
642 This is the part of the dream where you realize that your bladder is full. 1.3067 0.04949 163 128 20 15
643 Edward regretted boasting he would live off the grid. 1.3064 0.04593 173 133 27 13
644 Hey, it's all electric, and the insurance rates are reasonable. 1.3064 0.04368 173 130 33 10
645 Wow! I really did have a great divorce lawyer! 1.3061 0.04080 196 147 38 11
646 That, son, is what the liberals want you to drive. 1.3059 0.04106 219 169 33 17
647 How's that electric car working out for you? 1.3057 0.04396 157 116 34 7
648 How're doing big guy? 1.3057 0.04922 157 122 22 13
649 The Good, The Bad and The Ugly sides of a Divorce Settlement 1.3057 0.04578 157 118 30 9
650 They said it was an all-electric vehicle. 1.3057 0.03921 193 142 43 8
651 My other ride is a Ferris wheel. 1.3053 0.04231 190 144 34 12
652 This is the loaner that Tesla gave me. 1.3053 0.04165 190 143 36 11
653 How nice to bump into you out here! 1.3053 0.04029 190 141 40 9
654 It's very fuel efficient. 1.3052 0.04255 154 112 37 5
655 Have you considered upgrading? Tesla has come a long way since it bought Six Flags! 1.3052 0.04727 154 117 27 10
656 Eat my dust, Elon! 1.3051 0.04371 177 134 32 11
657 Strange how we keep bumping into each other. 1.3050 0.03830 200 147 45 8
658 A Bumper Car Named Desperation. 1.3049 0.04767 164 127 24 13
659 Look sugar, a baby Prius! 1.3046 0.04698 151 114 28 9
660 Wanna hook up? 1.3041 0.04396 171 129 32 10
661 Nice Roomba. 1.3041 0.04317 171 128 34 9
662 How far to the next charging station? 1.3041 0.04071 171 125 40 6
663 This was the moment when John realized that he was no longer at amusement park 1.3034 0.04624 145 108 30 7
664 Heck of a thing son, missing an off-ramp. 1.3032 0.04425 155 115 33 7
665 Don't give me that look, Janet. It's been rough since the divorce. 1.3026 0.04213 195 149 33 13
666 My Tesla is in the shop so I’m driving my old car. 1.3026 0.04020 195 146 39 10
667 Hell! This is a humper. 1.3023 0.04456 215 173 19 23
668 It gets fair mileage. 1.3022 0.04210 182 137 35 10
669 I don’t really care about your bumper car untethering from the range or how you ended up in the middle of Utah… Explain again why you wore a suit and tie to an amusement park? 1.3020 0.04921 149 115 23 11
670 I've hit a few bumps switching to electric. 1.3019 0.04256 159 117 36 6
671 Hey fella. I can hook you up. 1.3019 0.04615 159 121 28 10
672 This is the only used car I could afford. 1.3018 0.03919 169 122 43 4
673 No passing on the right! 1.3017 0.04106 179 133 38 8
674 I've seen bumper to bumper traffic before, but not like this. 1.3016 0.04034 189 141 39 9
675 Go on now. I'll meet you at the house. Just don't bump into me. 1.3016 0.04103 189 142 37 10
676 Waiting to get struck by lightning? 1.3012 0.04479 166 126 30 10
677 Low rider, I dig it. 1.3012 0.04479 166 126 30 10
678 It was affordable, as far as electric vehicles go. But Hank found himself growing weary of the looks he received from other commuters. 1.3011 0.03908 176 128 43 5
679 Are you lost? 1.3010 0.04132 196 149 35 12
680 Divorce always has side effects. 1.3010 0.04110 206 158 34 14
681 Could you tell me where the closest charging station is? 1.3009 0.03977 216 165 37 14
682 My kid wants to trade places with you. 1.3007 0.04442 143 105 33 5
683 Rubber baby buggy bumper Rubber baby buggy bumper 1.3006 0.04195 173 129 36 8
684 Need me to bump you in the right direction? 1.3005 0.04261 183 139 33 11
685 You're a long way from Coney Island, Mister. 1.3005 0.03969 183 135 41 7
686 Little far off the grid aren’t you bump boy? 1.3005 0.04109 193 146 36 11
687 You missed the turnoff to Coney Island a mile back 1.3000 0.04412 150 111 33 6
688 Out for a joyride, eh? 1.3000 0.04235 180 136 34 10
689 You should smile more. 1.3000 0.04450 180 139 28 13
690 They're right – we don't have the infrastructure for electric vehicles yet. 1.3000 0.03945 190 141 41 8
691 Looks like you've got a flat, mister." 1.2995 0.04196 187 142 34 11
692 You needed a better lawyer...... 1.2994 0.04614 167 129 26 12
693 escape from the county fair 1.2994 0.04290 167 125 34 8
694 What are you staring at? That truck runs on dead dinosaurs. Mine's an EV. 1.2989 0.04407 174 133 30 11
695 Hang on! Let me get the bumper cables. 1.2986 0.04735 144 109 27 8
696 Really? You're leaving me on the Roomba? 1.2983 0.04067 181 135 38 8
697 Hello,your car’s extended warranty has expired… 1.2982 0.04610 171 133 25 13
698 How's that prenup working out 1.2981 0.03960 208 158 38 12
699 The amusement was gone as soon as I left the Park. 1.2980 0.04773 151 116 25 10
700 TAKE THAT BACK. I got the amusement park in the divorce. 1.2979 0.04038 188 141 38 9
701 Did you really expect to make it from Disneyworld to Disneyland on one charge? 1.2978 0.04335 178 136 31 11
702 Move over. I'm electric too. 1.2973 0.04007 185 138 39 8
703 New electric car? 1.2972 0.03849 212 160 41 11
704 funny that we'd bump into each other here, of all places 1.2971 0.04385 175 134 30 11
705 In these parts, we don't have bumper-to-bumper traffic. 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
706 I think I lost my way, I was with the Republican Party. 1.2968 0.04683 155 119 26 10
707 So... Climate change huh? 1.2967 0.04059 209 161 34 14
708 I dunno. I took a left at the popcorn stand … 1.2965 0.03886 199 149 41 9
709 Not everyone can afford a Tesla, OK? 1.2963 0.04345 135 98 34 3
710 He's just out for a joyride 1.2963 0.04097 162 119 38 5
711 It doesn't have a turn signal. That's why I kept going straight. 1.2963 0.04624 162 125 26 11
712 Hey Jack, way to go electric AND convertible! 1.2963 0.04020 189 142 38 9
713 I'm unamused, too 1.2963 0.04456 162 123 30 9
714 OK, you’ve made your point, but we can discuss the electric car thing at home? 1.2961 0.04090 179 134 37 8
715 I think I bought the wrong electric vehicle... 1.2957 0.04201 186 142 33 11
716 It's just another Tesla wannabe 1.2956 0.04421 159 120 31 8
717 Well, it has a great bumper-to-bumper warranty. 1.2955 0.05128 132 102 21 9
718 Don't think I didn't see that bump-and-run you committed. 1.2953 0.04096 193 147 35 11
719 How ya likin' that EV now, city boy? 1.2953 0.04289 193 150 29 14
720 Coney Island was two exits back. 1.2953 0.04029 193 146 37 10
721 Never bring a bumper car to a monster truck rally. 1.2953 0.04809 149 115 24 10
722 I bet you plateaued in high school. 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
723 If you're going to the Amusement Park you can at least take the kid. 1.2947 0.03931 190 142 40 8
724 To get back, just take a left, a left, a left, and another left 1.2945 0.04076 163 120 38 5
725 Just pass me! 1.2941 0.04387 170 130 30 10
726 Okay - now let's play bumper cars. Not so playful out here, are you? 1.2941 0.04466 170 131 28 11
727 Which model Tesla is that baby? 1.2941 0.04543 170 132 26 12
728 Nice bumping into you, Honey, but I hope you're not looking for an easy pick-up. 1.2941 0.04808 153 119 23 11
729 I guess your pre-nup wasn't as airtight as you thought 1.2941 0.04112 187 142 35 10
730 A race or a lift? 1.2941 0.04338 153 114 33 6
731 Crypto crash today Elon? 1.2938 0.04393 194 153 25 16
732 Are you looking for connection? 1.2937 0.04121 160 118 37 5
733 Another 200 miles, and the Guinness World Record will be mine! 1.2935 0.04084 184 139 36 9
734 Got a quarter? 1.2935 0.04432 184 144 26 14
735 How'd you catch up so fast?? 1.2934 0.04273 167 126 33 8
736 After an hour or so, I realized the gummies had kicked in. 1.2932 0.05205 133 104 19 10
737 Go straight and then bear right. If you hit the wall, you've gone too far. 1.2931 0.04237 174 132 33 9
738 I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have broken up with you at the party. But honestly Martin, this is the type of drama I’m talking about” 1.2931 0.04391 174 134 29 11
739 Actually, mine is electric too. 1.2931 0.04315 174 133 31 10
740 Divorce is a bitch! 1.2927 0.04575 164 127 26 11
741 Do you want me to bump you 500 miles to the next amusement park? 1.2926 0.04162 188 144 33 11
742 My other car is a spaceship. 1.2925 0.04549 147 111 29 7
743 When I said electric vehicle, I had something with batteries in mind. 1.2925 0.04549 147 111 29 7
744 Dude, Cool electric car! 1.2924 0.03951 171 126 40 5
745 You got the house, the truck and the kid. At least let me keep the EV. 1.2923 0.03927 195 147 39 9
746 Does that thing have a bumper to bumper warranty? 1.2923 0.04690 130 97 28 5
747 The stock market must be doing even worse than I thought. 1.2921 0.04171 178 135 34 9
748 Ooh child, get ready for a bumpy ride! 1.2920 0.04415 137 101 32 4
749 I heard there are some carousel horses grazing in the meadow five miles ahead, if you floor it, you might still get to see them 1.2920 0.04766 137 104 26 7
750 It's been a long time since I bumped into you. 1.2919 0.04193 161 120 35 6
751 You again. We must travel in the same circles. 1.2919 0.04462 161 123 29 9
752 Junior says your Check Engine light is on. 1.2917 0.04609 144 109 28 7
753 Well hey, at least it has zero emissions. 1.2915 0.03873 199 150 40 9
754 My kid took the car. 1.2912 0.04180 182 139 33 10
755 It's my midway crisis. 1.2909 0.04710 165 130 22 13
756 Eco-friendly only gets you so far eh? 1.2909 0.04213 165 124 34 7
757 Wanna play chicken? 1.2908 0.04041 196 150 35 11
758 You're a long way from Playland Mister... 1.2907 0.04343 172 132 30 10
759 Slow down. He could be an unmarked State Trooper. 1.2905 0.04818 148 115 23 10
760 Pardon me, do you happen to have any Grey Poupon? 1.2903 0.04665 155 120 25 10
761 Don’t laugh. Pretty soon we’ll all be driving electric vehicles. 1.2899 0.04736 138 105 26 7
762 Bump this! 1.2898 0.04118 176 133 35 8
763 I heard those are accident prone! 1.2896 0.04088 183 139 35 9
764 Nice bumpers 1.2895 0.03987 190 144 37 9
765 Why the grimace? You got that in the divorce. 1.2895 0.04441 152 115 30 7
766 Dude! The old days are gone and they're not comin' back! 1.2895 0.04441 152 115 30 7
767 Mine is electric 1.2893 0.04024 197 151 35 11
768 It’s the new affordable Tesla. 1.2893 0.04403 159 121 30 8
769 Sorry I cut you off, I was trying to dodge traffic! 1.2893 0.04311 159 120 32 7
770 No passing on the right, speedy! 1.2892 0.04103 166 124 36 6
771 You probably should have gone with the solar powered model 1.2890 0.04162 173 131 34 8
772 If somebody did bump your car back there, madam, I don't like what you're suggesting. 1.2890 0.04242 173 132 32 9
773 I heard it was bumper-to-bumper. 1.2889 0.04131 180 137 34 9
774 The dealer said it was Tes-like. 1.2889 0.04131 180 137 34 9
775 I was hoping for more electricity between us. 1.2886 0.04269 201 159 26 16
776 Godfrey never forgot his first ride. 1.2881 0.04175 177 135 33 9
777 I can't afford a Tesla. 1.2881 0.04018 177 133 37 7
778 Not electric. That’s the exhaust pipe. 1.2880 0.05057 125 96 22 7
779 Honey, lookup… it’s a vintage Tesla. 1.2878 0.03973 205 158 35 12
780 Enjoying life off the grid? 1.2878 0.04706 139 106 26 7
781 The one that got away. 1.2875 0.04468 160 123 28 9
782 Now watch mommy show daddy how to play bumper cars. 1.2875 0.04640 160 125 24 11
783 Look Timmy. It’s the new low-priced Tesla. 1.2875 0.04468 160 123 28 9
784 It is the only EV I knew how to drive 1.2874 0.04256 167 127 32 8
785 Come on bump me 1.2874 0.04503 167 130 26 11
786 The salesman did have a red nose that honked, yes. Why do you ask? 1.2868 0.05067 129 100 21 8
787 Downsizing? 1.2866 0.04217 164 124 33 7
788 Tesla prototype circa 1997 1.2866 0.04304 164 125 31 8
789 Sure, in the daytime it's easy, but can you go bump in the night? 1.2866 0.04304 164 125 31 8
790 Is that the latest Tesla recall? 1.2865 0.04348 171 132 29 10
791 Electric Vehicles have come a long way since his generation. 1.2865 0.04187 171 130 33 8
792 Larry, I'll be blunt. You're just not my speed. 1.2865 0.04192 185 143 31 11
793 Call Frankenstein - Boris is joyriding again! 1.2865 0.04121 185 142 33 10
794 Call us up if you ever want back on the grid. 1.2865 0.04049 185 141 35 9
795 The worse part is I can only recharge it at amusement parks. 1.2865 0.04261 185 144 29 12
796 Bumper-to-bumper traffic. 1.2857 0.04193 154 115 34 5
797 The news anchors in L.A. are running out of things to say about you. 1.2857 0.04528 147 112 28 7
798 Your tires look flat. 1.2857 0.04293 154 116 32 6
799 Hmmf, another smug circus executive in his company car! 1.2857 0.05071 133 104 20 9
800 You're new to the electric versus combustion engine debate? 1.2857 0.04041 175 132 36 7
801 You haven't seen bumper to bumper yet. 1.2857 0.03773 189 141 42 6
802 I couldn't find my keys 1.2849 0.04247 172 132 31 9
803 It's a rental. I reserved a subcompact and this is all they had left. 1.2848 0.04315 158 120 31 7
804 The rest of the road is gravel, so good luck with that. 1.2847 0.04794 144 112 23 9
805 I’m a trumper bumper. Rules don’t apply! 1.2847 0.04963 137 107 21 9
806 Austin, Texas in 2025 1.2840 0.04534 169 133 24 12
807 Is that your Tesla sports coupe ? 1.2840 0.04687 169 135 20 14
808 Your bumper to bumper insurance premiums must be through the roof! 1.2838 0.04501 148 113 28 7
809 So Bob, I think we've finally found an example of structural inequities that you can understand. 1.2837 0.04648 141 108 26 7
810 I'm trying to be fun dad. 1.2836 0.04446 134 100 30 4
811 Waiting for another lightning strike? 1.2835 0.04596 127 95 28 4
812 Is that a pole on your bumper car, or are you just happy to see me? 1.2835 0.05232 127 100 18 9
813 Look who I bumped into at the carnival Bobby. 1.2833 0.03961 180 136 37 7
814 What’s the matter? Never seen an electric car before? 1.2833 0.04611 120 89 28 3
815 Oh yeah, well we'll just see who runs who off the road. 1.2832 0.04381 173 135 27 11
816 Undercompensating? 1.2831 0.04173 166 126 33 7
817 Yes -when they said I get an electric car as a bonus- I have to admit I was a little disappointed. 1.2831 0.04259 166 127 31 8
818 Sooo, I see you had to borrow the kid's car again. 1.2830 0.04648 159 125 23 11
819 Hey buddy, your periscope is bent. 1.2824 0.04190 170 130 32 8
820 Try that again, and I'll show you how to play bumper cars! 1.2822 0.04396 163 126 28 9
821 Is this the right way to the Tilt-a-Whirl? 1.2822 0.04481 163 127 26 10
822 Harold, I'm sorry I called you a 9 year old. 1.2822 0.04396 163 126 28 9
823 Relax, it wasn't a pick-up line 1.2821 0.04342 156 119 30 7
824 I told you to stop watching Back To The Future. 1.2821 0.04246 156 118 32 6
825 Va-va-va-voom! 1.2819 0.04335 188 149 25 14
826 Could I get a bump start? 1.2819 0.04268 149 112 32 5
827 I'm not sure you bought the right kind of electric car. 1.2819 0.04268 149 112 32 5
828 Want to see my ticket to ride? 1.2816 0.04282 174 135 29 10
829 You've heard of the safe driver discount? Well, this is the insurance company's other program. 1.2816 0.04282 174 135 29 10
830 ...It's a Dodge-M series. 1.2814 0.04404 167 130 27 10
831 Your system be bumpin’, yo. 1.2812 0.04359 160 123 29 8
832 Bit of a bumpy ride, no? 1.2809 0.04138 178 137 32 9
833 It was a lot more fun at the Boardwalk. 1.2809 0.04214 178 138 30 10
834 Dave always seemed to find himself stuck in bumper to bumper-car traffic 1.2809 0.03901 178 134 38 6
835 Don't you just hate bumper-to-bumper traffic? 1.2808 0.04835 146 115 21 10
836 Have you considered going solar? 1.2808 0.04427 146 111 29 6
837 You want road rage? I've got a ton of road rage. 1.2804 0.04249 189 149 27 13
838 Get out of the H.O.V lane, sir 1.2803 0.04503 157 122 26 9
839 Need a charge? 1.2800 0.04243 150 113 32 5
840 I don't know how you got this far, but I can't say I'm impressed. 1.2800 0.04741 150 118 22 10
841 You have a flat! 1.2800 0.04449 150 115 28 7
842 Drag race,really? 1.2800 0.04449 150 115 28 7
843 So indeed you were playing around. 1.2800 0.04646 150 117 24 9
844 Hey handsome. You look like fun. 1.2798 0.04043 168 127 35 6
845 OK, Boomer, but that's not the electric car we are talking about. 1.2798 0.03953 168 126 37 5
846 Let me guess . . .it’s "Bring Your Inner Child to Work" day 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
847 I had a horse – went too fast”. 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
848 So you bought a “Dodge” without ever seeing it? 1.2797 0.05231 118 92 19 7
849 Yes, I'm peddling with my feet. 1.2792 0.04466 154 119 27 8
850 Harvey, come home. The carnies miss you. 1.2791 0.04148 172 132 32 8
851 Come back to me, Charlie. Trying to return to your childhood is only making your range anxiety worse. 1.2791 0.04229 172 133 30 9
852 Oh yeah? Mine's electric too. 1.2791 0.04065 172 131 34 7
853 You should have paid in the extra quarter. 1.2791 0.04387 172 135 26 11
854 That's what happens when you order an electric car online. 1.2789 0.04162 190 149 29 12
855 How far is it to Coney Island? 1.2789 0.04401 147 112 29 6
856 Shut up. Publishers Clearing House said if I bought 12 subscriptions, I'd win an electric vehicle. 1.2789 0.04401 147 112 29 6
857 Sorry,I’d race you but I have my goldfish on the seat. 1.2788 0.04263 165 127 30 8
858 Way to go ! BOOMER 1.2788 0.04086 165 125 34 6
859 It's just a rental. 1.2787 0.04201 183 143 29 11
860 Would you like me to explain the law of conductivity? 1.2785 0.04003 158 118 36 4
861 Is this your first time racing off-track? 1.2785 0.04567 158 124 24 10
862 I've got the time if you have the place 1.2784 0.03752 176 131 41 4
863 Wow, he bumped you pretty far huh? 1.2784 0.03690 194 146 42 6
864 I hit every traffic light on the way here. 1.2781 0.04423 151 116 28 7
865 The mileage is lousy, but it performs well in bumper-to-bumper traffic. 1.2781 0.04713 151 119 22 10
866 I'm driving as defensively as this thing lets me! 1.2781 0.04022 169 128 35 6
867 Now he wants to try bumper to bumper traffic 1.2781 0.03750 169 125 41 3
868 Where did you get your license, Coney Island? 1.2778 0.04733 126 96 25 5
869 Flat-earther? 1.2778 0.04247 180 141 28 11
870 How many feet to the gallon? 1.2778 0.04873 144 114 20 10
871 The tilt a whirl is gaining on you! 1.2778 0.04669 144 112 24 8
872 My V8 against your Nine Volt anytime….. 1.2778 0.04669 144 112 24 8
873 My other outfit's a clown suit 1.2778 0.04312 162 125 29 8
874 Y'all got bumped off the floor at Six Flags? 1.2775 0.04045 173 132 34 7
875 How many miles until the next amusement park? 1.2775 0.04208 173 134 30 9
876 Who’s your Mama now, Mr Musk? 1.2774 0.04890 155 125 17 13
877 Ready for the Big League? 1.2771 0.03974 166 125 36 5
878 Ecologically correct, I’m pedaling. 1.2771 0.04154 166 127 32 7
879 Honestly, sometimes it just feels better not to bump into each other. 1.2771 0.04065 166 126 34 6
880 The carnival's back west. 1.2770 0.04160 148 111 33 4
881 Who are you calling a fossil fool ? 1.2770 0.04580 148 115 25 8
882 Well, it’s kind of electric! 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
883 Looks like someone is undercompensating. 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
884 Hey! Out here you need to SIGNAL before you change lanes! 1.2767 0.04363 159 123 28 8
885 Well, that wouldn’t be on my bucket list. 1.2767 0.04271 159 122 30 7
886 Pretty far from home, big boy. 1.2767 0.04080 159 120 34 5
887 I like a man who knows who's in charge. 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
888 Stop driving in circles! 1.2766 0.04283 141 106 31 4
889 No, dear, that's the Elon Musk brother we don't talk about. 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
890 So, where do the snow-chains go?! 1.2764 0.03763 199 152 39 8
891 I've run out of tokens. 1.2763 0.04398 152 117 28 7
892 The merry-go-round is back there, dude. 1.2761 0.04418 134 101 29 4
893 It's a first generation EV, street car range dependent. 1.2761 0.04376 163 127 27 9
894 I wouldn't touch an EV with a ten-foot pole. Especially if the ten-foot pole isn't charging. 1.2761 0.04015 163 123 35 5
895 dude, you have some flat tires 1.2759 0.04342 174 137 26 11
896 If you want a ride I have to charge you. 1.2759 0.04320 145 110 30 5
897 It’s self-charging. 1.2755 0.03657 196 148 42 6
898 They promised us electric cars if we agreed to come back to the office. 1.2750 0.05016 120 93 21 6
899 Ran out of cotton candy supplies. 1.2750 0.04154 160 122 32 6
900 It’s only a matter of time before this conversation starts going in circles. 1.2746 0.04703 142 111 23 8
901 You have dent insurance, right? 1.2746 0.04486 142 109 27 6
902 I heard it was bumper to bumper this morning. 1.2746 0.03971 193 150 33 10
903 Don't tell me, you couldn't believe the deal you got on an EV? 1.2745 0.03826 204 158 36 10
904 Keep on working on it Elon, and you might have a saleable car sometime around 2015. 1.2744 0.04087 164 125 33 6
905 I lost a Wordle bet with my wife. 1.2743 0.04244 175 137 28 10
906 Sweet ride you got there. I’ll pay you 5 tickets for it. 1.2743 0.03922 175 133 36 6
907 It's the new, entry level Tesla convertible. 1.2739 0.04297 157 121 29 7
908 Hey! The signs say you must be at least this tall to ride." 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
909 Is that the new electric Dodgem Charger? I'm more a Ram girl myself. 1.2734 0.04309 139 105 30 4
910 Actually I've gone electric to save the planet. 1.2733 0.04324 150 115 29 6
911 I’m off the grid too. 1.2733 0.04316 161 125 28 8
912 Electric is the wave of the future. 1.2733 0.04046 172 132 33 7
913 It wasn’t personal, kid. 1.2727 0.04458 143 110 27 6
914 Sure it’s five tickets per ride, but I save a fortune on tire insurance. 1.2727 0.04446 132 100 28 4
915 You have your way of dealing with a midlife crisis--I have mine. 1.2727 0.04045 154 116 34 4
916 Isn’t that the original EV? 1.2727 0.04446 132 100 28 4
917 What're you compensating for? 1.2727 0.04155 165 127 31 7
918 The race shall commence at the first sign of lightning. 1.2727 0.04347 143 109 29 5
919 See what happens when you don't stop and ask for directions? 1.2727 0.04066 165 126 33 6
920 How is this Carbon-neutral working out for you honey! 1.2727 0.03833 187 143 37 7
921 How long have you been electric, man? 1.2727 0.04348 154 119 28 7
922 Where's the amusement park? I need to get back on track. 1.2727 0.04545 121 91 27 3
923 And you wonder why you didn’t have a prom date. 1.2722 0.03822 169 127 38 4
924 It is going to be tough on you when we merge on to the I-5. 1.2721 0.04159 147 111 32 4
925 Need a jump,Mr. Musk? 1.2721 0.04482 147 114 26 7
926 'Is that a street sweeper?" 1.2721 0.04947 136 108 19 9
927 Hey look, one of the new electric cars! 1.2717 0.04190 173 135 29 9
928 Bump here often? 1.2714 0.04516 140 108 26 6
929 Couldn't return it? I told you a million times, 'Amazon, but not eBay'. 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
930 I came for the fun,I stayed for the fuel efficiency. 1.2711 0.04134 166 128 31 7
931 Is this the way to Coney Island? 1.2711 0.03953 166 126 35 5
932 When I suggested you buy an EV I was thinking Tesla. 1.2708 0.04089 144 108 33 3
933 Rental car company didn't have any upgrades from Compact? 1.2708 0.04320 144 110 29 5
934 I hope you’ve got a good battery; Disneyland is another 200 miles. 1.2708 0.04207 144 109 31 4
935 I told the salesman I wanted a 'fair' price. 1.2707 0.03985 181 140 33 8
936 Do you know if there is an amusement park nearby, so I can recharge? 1.2707 0.04417 133 101 28 4
937 What part of 'monster truck rally' did you not understand? 1.2707 0.04906 133 105 20 8
938 Whoa, WiFi - I like it. 1.2707 0.04286 133 100 30 3
939 It’s Tesla’s new economy model. 1.2706 0.04236 170 133 28 9
940 Gee whiz this traffic is bumper car to bumper car 1.2703 0.04022 148 111 34 3
941 What? So you’ve never seen an EV before? 1.2703 0.04134 148 112 32 4
942 Just couldn't keep up with the gas prices. 1.2703 0.04351 148 114 28 6
943 Sorry,I just don't feel a spark between us. 1.2703 0.04558 148 116 24 8
944 Ready...set... 1.2701 0.04168 174 136 29 9
945 This stretch of road is always a circus. 1.2699 0.04357 163 128 26 9
946 I was hoping not to bump into you. 1.2699 0.04269 163 127 28 8
947 Look, not wearing a mask or a seat belt! 1.2699 0.04179 163 126 30 7
948 Have you done today's Wordle yet?" (Jacob Cisneros, 13 years old 1.2698 0.04965 126 99 20 7
949 Bill had the wrong idea about driving an electric car 1.2698 0.04014 189 148 31 10
950 Is that the (ahem) "Prius" you found on Craigslist? 1.2697 0.04474 152 119 25 8
951 Yes, it’s electric, but it doesn’t drive itself. 1.2697 0.04180 178 140 28 10
952 You’ve lost your spark, baby. 1.2695 0.04599 141 110 24 7
953 And they thought I was the one holding up the traffic 1.2694 0.03817 193 149 36 8
954 Dad, time to give the kids a go. 1.2692 0.04200 130 97 31 2
955 I never thought of bumping into you after the divorce settlement. 1.2692 0.04102 156 119 32 5
956 It's an electric too 1.2692 0.04394 156 122 26 8
957 I’m guessing that it’s some kind of punishment for a road range incident? 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
958 Hey sexy! what have you got there under the hood? 1.2692 0.04102 156 119 32 5
959 That's not a bumper car. THIS is a bumper car! 1.2692 0.04299 156 121 28 7
960 Honey, watch mommy leave this guy in her rearview mirror! 1.2692 0.04042 182 142 31 9
961 It's been nice bumping into you. 1.2690 0.04031 197 156 29 12
962 I decided to go electric 1.2690 0.04132 171 133 30 8
963 My ex got the log flume. 1.2690 0.04132 171 133 30 8
964 Hey Sugar!” “I think you mighta missed your turn. 1.2690 0.04065 145 109 33 3
965 I'd love to get home, but I can only go forwards. 1.2689 0.05021 119 93 20 6
966 It’s a bumpy road ahead. 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
967 Bump us, and we'll crush you, old man. 1.2686 0.03986 175 135 33 7
968 The zero admissions feature sold me. 1.2685 0.04219 149 114 30 5
969 It's safer than a Tesla." 1.2683 0.04246 164 128 28 8
970 You’re going to need more than a charging station! 1.2681 0.04308 138 105 29 4
971 Look away, honey, there are many immature people out on the streets. 1.2680 0.04350 153 119 27 7
972 Junior wants his car back, hotshot. 1.2680 0.04250 153 118 29 6
973 Get him mom! That’s the guy who bumped into me at the fair! 1.2680 0.04544 153 121 23 9
974 W-what makes you think I robbed a theme park? 1.2677 0.03538 198 150 43 5
975 Don't let Polly here scare you. She's just partial to roadkill. 1.2675 0.04275 157 122 28 7
976 Can you give me a bump? 1.2675 0.04080 157 120 32 5
977 Coney Island’s the other way, pal. 1.2675 0.04179 157 121 30 6
978 Oh dear, they were out of loaner cars again? 1.2674 0.03942 172 132 34 6
979 Any charging stations nearby? 1.2674 0.03963 187 146 32 9
980 Head back to the space ship, Scotty, you're just in a toy! 1.2674 0.03815 187 144 36 7
981 Do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2672 0.04575 131 101 25 5
982 His penis must be huge... 1.2672 0.04702 131 102 23 6
983 Dodged another one!!! 1.2672 0.04825 131 103 21 7
984 Do you know how to get to Coney Island? 1.2672 0.04575 131 101 25 5
985 Speed up! The haunted house gang is right behind you. 1.2671 0.04790 146 117 19 10
986 Price of gas ey, what can you do 1.2671 0.04295 161 126 27 8
987 Lemme guess... Your Tesla is in the shop? 1.2671 0.04384 161 127 25 9
988 I realize that you’ve lowered our insurance premium, but you look ridiculous. 1.2667 0.04504 150 118 24 8
989 They told me the best electric cars were at Coney Island Motors. 1.2667 0.04223 120 89 30 1
990 Don’t you know that electric cars are the way of the future? 1.2667 0.04310 165 130 26 9
991 I'm itching to blow your doors off, but looks like somebody beat me to it. 1.2667 0.04361 135 103 28 4
992 If you want a real ride, jump in. 1.2663 0.03931 199 157 31 11
993 It’s a road trip in 45 second increments. 1.2663 0.03707 169 127 39 3
994 So, do you want a lift or today’s Wordle? 1.2662 0.04125 154 118 31 5
995 I’m telling you, the future is electric. 1.2662 0.04125 154 118 31 5
996 Well, I guess because it has bumpers all the way around. 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
997 This is the last time I let my 5-year-old tell me how to unwind! 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
998 Bump into me one more time and they will need your little 'Bo Peep' stick to pick you out of my tread. 1.2662 0.04958 139 112 17 10
999 I won't race you unless your F-150 is electric. 1.2658 0.04251 158 123 28 7
1000 Cash? No, I charged it. 1.2657 0.04754 143 114 20 9
1001 Think you need an overhead charger, big boy. 1.2657 0.04205 143 109 30 4
1002 Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
1003 Sometimes an ‘m’ can make all the difference. I thought I had ordered a Dodge. 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
1004 Trying to hit on me? 1.2653 0.04244 147 113 29 5
1005 It's a loaner, okay? My EV's in the shop." 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1006 You can give up now. Your electric vehicles are never going to catch on out here. 1.2652 0.04283 132 100 29 3
1007 I was the first kid on the block with an EV. 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
1008 I always end up being the one taken for a spin. 1.2651 0.04023 166 128 32 6
1009 I didn't think this is what Biden intended when he said 50% of cars on the road would be electric by 2030 1.2649 0.04171 151 116 30 5
1010 You are not supposed to drive straight. 1.2649 0.04378 151 118 26 7
1011 I've got something you can bump. 1.2647 0.04810 136 108 20 8
1012 It's all the dealer had - something about "global supply chain". 1.2647 0.04217 170 134 27 9
1013 Follow me home; I need the rooms vacuumed. 1.2645 0.04301 155 121 27 7
1014 The original storm chaser 1.2645 0.04492 155 123 23 9
1015 Not that one, honey-- he has obvious attachment issues. 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
1016 Looks like bumper to bumper traffic today. 1.2642 0.04321 159 125 26 8
1017 Hey, use your seatbelt. 1.2642 0.04228 159 124 28 7
1018 Out to get some juice. 1.2638 0.03972 163 125 33 5
1019 Can I plug into your USB? 1.2638 0.04158 163 127 29 7
1020 Pull over,sir. You passed me without giving me your ticket 1.2636 0.04413 110 82 27 1
1021 I bet you’re not man enough to switch lanes! 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1022 That's the electric hypercar you bought on AliBaba? 1.2632 0.04251 152 118 28 6
1023 How did you know I was headed to the carnival? 1.2632 0.03534 190 144 42 4
1024 It’s the only vintage electric I could find. 1.2629 0.03435 213 163 44 6
1025 Follow me to Coney Island! 1.2629 0.04129 175 138 28 9
1026 Allan. It's my way or the positive/negative polarity highway for you. 1.2629 0.04048 175 137 30 8
1027 Don't even try it. 1.2628 0.04079 156 120 31 5
1028 You really need to get back on track. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1029 And you tell me electric is the future? 1.2625 0.04110 160 124 30 6
1030 Is your warranty bumper to bumper, or just bumper? 1.2625 0.04205 160 125 28 7
1031 Sir, you cannot take the bumper car outside the park. What do you think that is, a shopping cart? 1.2624 0.04461 141 110 25 6
1032 Can I get a little bump? 1.2624 0.04574 141 111 23 7
1033 I think you're at the wrong park. 1.2623 0.04627 122 94 24 4
1034 You know they make safer electric cars these days. 1.2623 0.03692 183 140 38 5
1035 So just how tough and reliable are those new electric vehicles? 1.2621 0.04038 145 110 32 3
1036 Bumper? I hardly know her! 1.2621 0.04155 145 111 30 4
1037 Lock the door, junior. 1.2621 0.04155 145 111 30 4
1038 I didn’t notice you in my blind spot. 1.2621 0.04487 145 114 24 7
1039 EV rental at LAX… why? 1.2619 0.04157 168 132 28 8
1040 Ready for a bump? 1.2619 0.04243 126 95 29 2
1041 Don’t you even think about riding my bumper 1.2617 0.04194 149 115 29 5
1042 Look mom, that’s the newest Tesla! 1.2615 0.03695 195 151 37 7
1043 They said it was too small to fail. 1.2615 0.04443 130 100 26 4
1044 New Hybrid? 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
1045 You want to tell me again about women drivers? 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
1046 It was at that moment Roger started questioning his life decisions. 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
1047 Bob thought was about time to go electric and get off the grid. 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1048 Hope you get over your fear of speed bumps! 1.2611 0.04155 157 122 29 6
1049 You really want my first impression? Well, you surely aren't trying to over-compensate for anything! 1.2609 0.04363 161 128 24 9
1050 I'm all about 'roads less taken', but . . .?" 1.2609 0.04400 138 107 26 5
1051 Didn't come with GPS, I'm guessing. 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
1052 It doesn't carry much, but I'll never have to buy tires again. 1.2606 0.04434 142 111 25 6
1053 1.21 Gigawatts will activate the flux capacitor. 1.2603 0.04767 146 118 18 10
1054 The new Teslas still have some bugs to work out ! 1.2603 0.04667 146 117 20 9
1055 Really? Wearing a TIE on a bumper car? 1.2603 0.04565 146 116 22 8
1056 Comedians in Bumper Cars Getting Coffee 1.2603 0.04565 146 116 22 8
1057 It was either this, or carpool to work. 1.2601 0.03987 173 135 31 7
1058 Hey handsome, don't worry - I didn't make that assumption; you can bump me anytime." 1.2600 0.04061 150 115 31 4
1059 Did you take a wrong turn?" 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
1060 I think I took a wrong turn after the tilt-a-whirl. 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
1061 Honey, I think you've got a flat. 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
1062 Kid, this is why you shouldn't drink and drive. 1.2597 0.04680 154 125 18 11
1063 Hey mister, you need a bump? 1.2597 0.04248 181 146 23 12
1064 Want to change places with the kid? 1.2595 0.04414 131 101 26 4
1065 Do you feel like going for a spin? 1.2595 0.04279 131 100 28 3
1066 White people. 1.2593 0.04928 135 109 17 9
1067 Wow! You can hang your car in a closet. 1.2593 0.04698 135 107 21 7
1068 I was electric before electric was cool. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
1069 Call me if you want another bump. 1.2590 0.04002 166 129 31 6
1070 This microchip shortage has gotten out of hand. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
1071 No--do you actually pick up your truck? 1.2590 0.04717 139 111 20 8
1072 See, Sparky, pick-up drivers aren't the worst on the road after all. 1.2590 0.04252 139 107 28 4
1073 You expecting bumper to bumper traffic? 1.2590 0.04127 139 106 30 3
1074 You’re going to need a jump 1.2587 0.04293 143 111 27 5
1075 Toto we're not in Texas anymore. 1.2587 0.04293 143 111 27 5
1076 Sometimes bigger is better 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
1077 I call it UNDER-compensating. 1.2585 0.04537 147 117 22 8
1078 When your fortune cookie says, "The road ahead is bumpy, so enjoy the ride," you don't need to take it so literally. 1.2585 0.04537 147 117 22 8
1079 Six cylinder? More like Six Flags. 1.2585 0.04638 147 118 20 9
1080 Nice no wheels 1.2585 0.04218 147 114 28 5
1081 I do believe that man’s mid-life crisis is in crisis. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1082 Sorry, buddy, I can’t help you. Maybe next time get a longer extension cord. 1.2579 0.04110 159 124 29 6
1083 That moment when you first question buying electric... 1.2579 0.04110 159 124 29 6
1084 Fasten your seatbelt bro! 1.2579 0.04299 159 126 25 8
1085 Are you lost...or just looking for trouble? 1.2579 0.04110 159 124 29 6
1086 Am I still in Coney Island, or is this what Heaven is like? 1.2577 0.03752 163 124 36 3
1087 Road's not big enough for both of us! 1.2576 0.04251 132 101 28 3
1088 What kind of mileage you get? 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1089 You need to get yourself some wheels! 1.2575 0.03981 167 130 31 6
1090 Thanks for the divorce settlement. 1.2575 0.04244 167 133 25 9
1091 Hi, Larry. It's nice to bump into you again. 1.2574 0.04428 136 106 25 5
1092 Aren't you tired of being a bumper stickler? 1.2573 0.03832 171 132 34 5
1093 Out of the way, Elon 1.2573 0.03920 171 133 32 6
1094 Wanna race back to the fair? I'll keep it in first gear. 1.2571 0.04462 140 110 24 6
1095 Buddy, you don't want to play bumper cars with me. 1.2571 0.04029 175 138 29 8
1096 That's an interesting use of the earth's electromagnetic field! 1.2571 0.04345 140 109 26 5
1097 I got bumped off course. 1.2570 0.03724 179 138 36 5
1098 I should have opted for the ‘ride all day” ticket. 1.2568 0.04277 183 149 21 13
1099 „Boys will be boys!“ 1.2568 0.04193 148 115 28 5
1100 Mine is bigger than yours. 1.2566 0.04226 152 119 27 6
1101 I guess your father has had enough of the carnival life 1.2566 0.04226 152 119 27 6
1102 All’s fair in love and fairs. 1.2564 0.04403 117 89 26 2
1103 So does that thing run on sex appeal? 1.2563 0.04275 160 127 25 8
1104 But its electric 1.2563 0.04182 160 126 27 7
1105 I am lost can you direct me to Coney Island 1.2561 0.03928 164 127 32 5
1106 WOW! Nice looking suit. 1.2561 0.04022 164 128 30 6
1107 How do you roll without a roof? 1.2560 0.05068 125 101 16 8
1108 Life's a merry-go-round, isn't it Frank? 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
1109 Move over, Elon. No grid, no future 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
1110 Still thinking about purchasing our bumper to bumper warranty? 1.2558 0.04575 129 101 23 5
1111 This is no joyride. 1.2556 0.04356 133 103 26 4
1112 Rubber baby buggy bumpers. 1.2556 0.03949 180 142 30 8
1113 Say goodbye to daddy. We just passed the last utility pole. 1.2555 0.04275 137 106 27 4
1114 I hate being stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic! 1.2555 0.04520 137 108 23 6
1115 Before you try anything, my bumpers are about level with your head. 1.2555 0.04520 137 108 23 6
1116 Actually, we’re a constitutional republic. 1.2553 0.04870 141 115 16 10
1117 Sorry, I can't give you a bump. 1.2553 0.04199 141 109 28 4
1118 Hey mister, I like your roll bar! 1.2553 0.04318 141 110 26 5
1119 Really wishing I hadn't been so hasty in declining the navigation upgrade package. 1.2553 0.04077 141 108 30 3
1120 Looks like a hit and run... 1.2552 0.04461 145 115 23 7
1121 Tesla Model T.” 1.2550 0.04380 149 118 24 7
1122 Nice loaner car. 1.2549 0.04202 153 120 27 6
1123 Hey there little buddy 1.2549 0.04498 153 123 21 9
1124 I think I missed the turn off ramp. 1.2547 0.03968 161 125 31 5
1125 Don’t judge me, I was an early EV adopter. 1.2547 0.03767 161 123 35 3
1126 Son, that's what Gamestop calls a 'company car'. 1.2545 0.04001 165 129 30 6
1127 They only call it bumper to bumper traffic 1.2545 0.04181 165 131 26 8
1128 Yeah, I remember him hanging around the Tilt-A-Whirl and eyeing one of the horses on the merry-go-round. 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
1129 Make sure your antenna is down before we go through the next tunnel 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1130 I tried living off-grid, too, but I missed the sparks. 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
1131 In this instance, being "off grid" has its disadvantages. 1.2541 0.04442 122 94 25 3
1132 Please go around, I'm driving without collision assurance. 1.2540 0.04355 126 97 26 3
1133 Looks like someone has some range anxiety. 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
1134 You got an electric vehicle ahead of your time. 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
1135 It's self-driving. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
1136 Hey Big Boy you want to hook up? 1.2538 0.03853 197 157 30 10
1137 Fancy bumping into you here 1.2537 0.04700 134 107 20 7
1138 I heard that model has a bumpy ride. 1.2537 0.04700 134 107 20 7
1139 Honk if you like me, I'll give you a ride. 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
1140 As long as you stay in your lane , we're cool 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
1141 Big deal; our pick up truck runs on cotton candy. 1.2537 0.04933 134 109 16 9
1142 I'm thrilled. I got the last EV on the lot. 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
1143 No, as a matter of fact, they don't use a calendar to determine my car's time from 0-60. They could. They just don't! 1.2536 0.04248 138 107 27 4
1144 Which way to Coney Island? 1.2536 0.04248 138 107 27 4
1145 It really IS bumper to bumper traffic 1.2536 0.04491 138 109 23 6
1146 AlGore! Is that you? 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
1147 I love the smell of ozone in the morning, don't you? 1.2535 0.04173 142 110 28 4
1148 Ma'am, your son was involved in a bump-and-run. 1.2535 0.04518 142 113 22 7
1149 Are you sure you’re not lost? 1.2534 0.04539 146 117 21 8
1150 Yes, but the money I save on gas goes straight to my psychiatrist. 1.2534 0.04539 146 117 21 8
1151 I’m Adam, this is EV. 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
1152 Was the clown car finally full? 1.2533 0.04354 150 119 24 7
1153 I said, ‘Honk if you regret divorcing me.’ 1.2532 0.04278 154 122 25 7
1154 Yeah, but, at least I’m vaccinated… ok?! 1.2532 0.04178 154 121 27 6
1155 Amused? 1.2532 0.03861 154 118 33 3
1156 One too many fender benders... 1.2532 0.03803 158 121 34 3
1157 Eat My Smoke! Greenie! 1.2531 0.04228 162 129 25 8
1158 Hey! Which way is the tilt-a-whirl? 1.2530 0.04070 166 131 28 7
1159 The guy who sold you that electric car - did he have a red nose, by any chance ? 1.2530 0.04159 166 132 26 8
1160 It's no Tesla. 1.2530 0.04070 166 131 28 7
1161 Winslow, Arizona 1.2530 0.04331 166 134 22 10
1162 I think I made a wrong turn 1.2530 0.03887 166 129 32 5
1163 The new, improved, inclusive Daytona 500. 1.2529 0.03829 170 132 33 5
1164 You seem a worthy opponent, but our bumpers don't align, 1.2523 0.04697 111 86 22 3
1165 damn auto correct, I wanted a "cyber truck" not a "cyber puck" 1.2522 0.05502 115 95 11 9
1166 I think you need to stop following Elon Musk's twitter feed. 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
1167 There's the kid who bumped me head on, mommy! 1.2519 0.04513 131 103 23 5
1168 That part of your plea agreement? 1.2519 0.04641 131 104 21 6
1169 You call that an ev? THIS is an ev! 1.2519 0.04381 131 102 25 4
1170 Misguided alternative energy! 1.2519 0.04641 131 104 21 6
1171 Hey big boy. Wanna drag? 1.2519 0.04299 135 105 26 4
1172 AT LEAST I GOT A BUMPER-TO-BUMPER WARRANTY! 1.2519 0.04299 135 105 26 4
1173 Impressive range... 1.2519 0.04549 135 107 22 6
1174 hey pal, i like your centered steering wheel - mine is unconscionably way over on the left. dave matlow, westport, conn. 1.2519 0.04426 135 106 24 5
1175 I’m an early adopter 1.2518 0.04222 139 108 27 4
1176 It's daddy's turn to have some fun, honey... 1.2518 0.03833 139 105 33 1
1177 No. I don't wanna drag! 1.2517 0.04148 143 111 28 4
1178 Excuse me, do you happen to know where I could find the nearest EV charging station? 1.2517 0.04407 147 117 23 7
1179 Please don't tell my mother. 1.2517 0.04119 151 118 28 5
1180 He is out of electricity we are out of gas, I wonder if we are waiting for Godot? 1.2517 0.04119 151 118 28 5
1181 These electric cars fall short of the advertising claims. 1.2516 0.04254 155 123 25 7
1182 Hey buddy, next time get an electric car with a navigation system! 1.2516 0.03886 159 123 32 4
1183 Would you mind putting on your blinker when you turn? 1.2515 0.04114 163 129 27 7
1184 Would you believe it's the new Tesla? 1.2514 0.03891 183 145 30 8
1185 Don't worry, I have good collision coverage. 1.2500 0.04130 156 123 27 6
1186 So electric is the future, right? 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1187 Well if it isn’t the bumper car bully. 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1188 Is that the new electric compact? 1.2500 0.04008 136 104 30 2
1189 Do you have a loud bell? It won’t start. 1.2500 0.04091 164 130 27 7
1190 No fair! 1.2500 0.04054 148 115 29 4
1191 Your bumper has a dent in it. 1.2500 0.04734 132 106 19 7
1192 We keep bumping into each other like this 1.2500 0.04130 156 123 27 6
1193 I told you that buying a used EV on=line was a bad idea. 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
1194 This is the last time I want to bump into you! 1.2500 0.04159 160 127 26 7
1195 This is what happens when you buy an electric car from Wish. 1.2500 0.04660 140 113 19 8
1196 I’m not emotionally equipped for another bump in the road. 1.2500 0.04807 124 99 19 6
1197 Alimony. 1.2500 0.04229 156 124 25 7
1198 Do you have a phone charger I could use 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1199 Please come back to the carnival. Let me have another guess of your weight. 1.2500 0.04201 152 120 26 6
1200 It’s vintage electric. 1.2500 0.04807 124 99 19 6
1201 It's an early electric car. 1.2500 0.04130 156 123 27 6
1202 Electric vehicles will only take you so far. - Rhea Breck 1.2500 0.04133 172 138 25 9
1203 Ned finally asks for directions 1.2500 0.04734 132 106 19 7
1204 Looks like we got ourselves a runner. Call it in John Boy. 1.2500 0.04610 132 105 21 6
1205 Hey, Musk: dodge this! 1.2500 0.04239 144 113 26 5
1206 Last one home does the dishes 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1207 Have you tried the self-drive model? 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
1208 Ready for some road rage? 1.2500 0.04229 156 124 25 7
1209 Ok honey, now who says size doesn't matter? 1.2500 0.03877 152 117 32 3
1210 Hey, Patriot, your rod is bent. 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1211 Traffic really is bumper to bumper today. 1.2500 0.03807 164 127 33 4
1212 Harold, you’re not going to win this one. 1.2500 0.04239 144 113 26 5
1213 My son has been waiting on his turn since Flagstaff. 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
1214 Second-childhood divorces never end well. 1.2500 0.04344 160 129 22 9
1215 I told you not to buy that electric car without seeing it first. 1.2500 0.04159 160 127 26 7
1216 I wonder why we keep bumping into this fellow. 1.2500 0.03822 176 138 32 6
1217 He lost his license to Road Rage... 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
1218 No! Why would you want to crash into me?" 1.2486 0.03750 181 142 33 6
1219 Bumper to bumper car traffic. 1.2485 0.03826 169 132 32 5
1220 I’ll race you to the ferris wheel. 1.2485 0.03826 169 132 32 5
1221 You wanna race, big shot ? 1.2485 0.04159 165 132 25 8
1222 I couldn't afford a Tesla 1.2484 0.04041 161 127 28 6
1223 You sacrifice a little handling with this model, but the rebates are outstanding. 1.2484 0.03844 161 125 32 4
1224 In an effort to save costs, the carnival downgraded its company car. 1.2484 0.04072 153 120 28 5
1225 You're less of a bully now that we don't have to drive in circles, huh? 1.2484 0.04072 153 120 28 5
1226 He’s trying to get to the anti-science rally. 1.2483 0.04249 149 118 25 6
1227 You really got bumped! 1.2483 0.04457 149 120 21 8
1228 That guy is an accident waiting to happen! 1.2483 0.04325 145 115 24 6
1229 I'm not having fun anymore 1.2483 0.04213 145 114 26 5
1230 Need a spark? 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
1231 Bump my truck and see what happens. I'll knock you into an amusement park. 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
1232 Hey, Big Boy, bet my hen can lay an egg faster then you can get to the mile marker. 1.2482 0.04630 141 114 19 8
1233 It's a rental car. The music doesn't work and I'm returning it to the fair. 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
1234 Look Mom, he's driving a stick too. 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
1235 Need a Booster? 1.2481 0.04189 133 103 27 3
1236 *revs engine* Wanna see some real speed? 1.2481 0.04189 133 103 27 3
1237 Don't be frightened. It's a fully-vaxed Californian in his emission-free, traffic-safe recycled Dodgem." 1.2481 0.04702 133 107 19 7
1238 I see you can bump, but can you grind? 1.2481 0.04122 129 99 28 2
1239 Stay in your own lane, Rapunzel. 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
1240 Dear, you’re not allowed to drive ANYTHING on a road without a license! 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
1241 Billy, stop staring at Mr. Pence. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1242 Let’s see what YOUR bumpers are made of, bub. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1243 You were supposed to go left at the cotton candy booth! 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1244 Escapee from life's merry go round 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1245 It's a small world after all. 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
1246 The two faces of inflation 1.2470 0.03863 166 130 31 5
1247 Pardon me sir, but do you have any grey poupon? 1.2470 0.04310 166 135 21 10
1248 You’re in for a bumpy ride 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
1249 bump it up, buttercup 1.2468 0.04049 154 121 28 5
1250 You might want to try an electric car with longer range. 1.2468 0.03943 154 120 30 4
1251 This was not a good trade. 1.2468 0.04152 154 122 26 6
1252 Are you sure that's highway legal? 1.2467 0.04328 150 120 23 7
1253 You boys know where I can find the nearest carnival? 1.2467 0.04006 150 117 29 4
1254 steal the bumper car they said... it will be fun they said... 1.2465 0.03895 142 109 31 2
1255 It's ok, sweetie. It's just your father acting like he's 13 again. 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1256 Well, why do you think they call it a pickup truck? 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1257 Not exactly where we thought micro-mobility was going 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1258 Hey, Buddy. Wanna drag? 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1259 You must be compensating for something. 1.2464 0.04461 138 110 22 6
1260 I'm a little accident prone. 1.2463 0.04162 134 104 27 3
1261 Nice electric convertible, Elon. 1.2463 0.04424 134 106 23 5
1262 Aren't you that bumper car guy who made my kid cry? 1.2463 0.04295 134 105 25 4
1263 Your tail light isn't working. 1.2462 0.04891 130 106 16 8
1264 Hey, you missed the exit for Coney Island a while ago. 1.2462 0.04238 130 101 26 3
1265 This is an electric car lane only 1.2462 0.04641 130 104 20 6
1266 No,son ! Mommy and daddy have decided to go their separate ways 1.2462 0.04377 130 102 24 4
1267 It's an electric car that's designed to survive crashes. Win win! 1.2462 0.04238 130 101 26 3
1268 I guess you are rethinking if that little affair you had was worth it. 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
1269 Have you changed your mind about asking for directions? 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
1270 It’s been rough, there’s not much lightning in this area” 1.2459 0.04403 122 95 24 3
1271 Honey, the Coney Island exit was about two thousand miles back. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1272 Traffic Court Judge must've had a bad day. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1273 We said it was a small off-road vehicle perfect for bumpy routes. What part of that is false advertising? 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1274 Bumpy ride to the top? 1.2452 0.04128 155 123 26 6
1275 Let's hook up sometime, Frankie! 1.2450 0.03983 151 118 29 4
1276 Go ahead! I dare you! 1.2450 0.04303 151 121 23 7
1277 I saw your bumper sticker. I am horny but this thing doesn't have a horn so I couldn't honk but I felt like I should still tell you. 1.2450 0.04199 151 120 25 6
1278 Just because it has a bumper doesn't make it a car. 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
1279 You better fill up soon. You're 300 miles from the next conductive ceiling. 1.2449 0.03812 147 113 32 2
1280 Once away from the carnival Bob met his match 1.2449 0.04273 147 117 24 6
1281 Not quite the same ride without electricity, is it? 1.2449 0.04162 147 116 26 5
1282 yeah, it's electric. 1.2449 0.03932 147 114 30 3
1283 So, I won this electric car in a Facebook contest . . . 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1284 Can you believe the insurance premium for this! 1.2448 0.04118 143 112 27 4
1285 Don’t worry. There’s a charging station at the next exit. 1.2448 0.03742 143 109 33 1
1286 Range Anxiety Rules Out Here!! 1.2448 0.04236 143 113 25 5
1287 So are you still sold on electric cars? 1.2448 0.04236 143 113 25 5
1288 Cut me off again and you'll be sorry. 1.2446 0.03930 184 148 27 9
1289 I could bump you to the next town, or just give you a ride. 1.2444 0.04267 135 106 25 4
1290 The reason early electric vehicles failed. 1.2444 0.04267 135 106 25 4
1291 Hey Flintsone, you're late for work 1.2444 0.04135 135 105 27 3
1292 Get in my cargo bed handsome and I'll take you to a real amusement park. 1.2444 0.04394 135 107 23 5
1293 You can get High and Mighty with me when you go electric. 1.2444 0.04394 135 107 23 5
1294 World's biggest dick. 1.2443 0.05208 131 110 10 11
1295 If you're thinking of going electric, don't cheap out. 1.2443 0.04210 131 102 26 3
1296 I knew I shouldn't have taken that left turn at Albuquerque. 1.2441 0.04289 127 99 25 3
1297 Hey dude, I thought you were "connected" 1.2441 0.04706 127 102 19 6
1298 Wow, It’s the new zero emission vehicle. 1.2441 0.04706 127 102 19 6
1299 Cool touch, Frank. Was thinking of adding dual chromium customized shower pipes to mine too, actually. 1.2441 0.04706 127 102 19 6
1300 My divorce lawyer said I would bump into you here. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1301 At least someone's enjoying bumper-to-bumper traffic. 1.2439 0.03880 164 129 30 5
1302 Disgusting. You're wearing a brown suit! 1.2437 0.04321 160 130 21 9
1303 Hey handsome, I give bumpy rides too. 1.2436 0.04302 156 126 22 8
1304 The Carnival? Turn right at the next corner, then in two blocks it's on your left. 1.2436 0.04105 156 124 26 6
1305 Look Billy Bob- there’s one of them ‘lectric cars! 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1306 Look, Sally, a Tesla! 1.2434 0.04174 152 121 25 6
1307 It's a Tesla Model B... 1.2434 0.04277 152 122 23 7
1308 No babies on board, feel free to ram into me. 1.2434 0.03960 152 119 29 4
1309 Don’t pay any attention. He’s just doing that for his own amusement 1.2434 0.04069 152 120 27 5
1310 Don't even think about it. 1.2432 0.04025 148 116 28 4
1311 Yeah, that's right. Got this rental with a Groupon. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1312 Where are you going? The circus or therapy? 1.2432 0.04025 148 116 28 4
1313 Yeah, I'm all-electric too. 1.2432 0.04247 148 118 24 6
1314 Yes, it’s an electric car. 1.2432 0.03666 148 113 34 1
1315 Please don't. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
1316 It's like you don't even care about the birds. 1.2429 0.04404 140 112 22 6
1317 Please dominate me. 1.2429 0.04631 140 114 18 8
1318 Your mid-life crisis is not like my mid-life crisis 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
1319 Suddenly, my carbon footprint feels like 6 point type. 1.2428 0.03657 173 135 34 4
1320 There will be mayhem. 1.2426 0.04725 136 111 17 8
1321 Can’t you pedal any faster? 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
1322 Life's not a fair, right? 1.2426 0.04725 136 111 17 8
1323 Your little EV is about to become "auto no mas" 1.2426 0.04157 169 137 23 9
1324 elon won't be too happy about this 1.2424 0.04182 132 103 26 3
1325 You wouldn’t have happened to see a moving carnival, would you? 1.2424 0.03954 165 131 28 6
1326 Electric is the future. 1.2422 0.03715 161 125 33 3
1327 HAND SIGNALS 1.2422 0.03918 161 127 29 5
1328 Just showing up was usually half the battle. 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
1329 It's the business equivalent of a clown car. 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
1330 The tortoise and the hare, my ass. Watch my dust! 1.2422 0.04259 128 100 25 3
1331 Just wait until he finds out how far away the nearest charging station is. 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
1332 Let me know when you're tall enough for the big boy rides. 1.2420 0.03980 157 124 28 5
1333 Bump me and your a dead man. 1.2419 0.04341 124 97 24 3
1334 Bob realized it was going to be a bumpy night, and that he should have fastened his seatbelt. 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
1335 You'll never need snow tires. 1.2418 0.03937 153 120 29 4
1336 This Tommy is why mommy got custody! 1.2418 0.04252 153 123 23 7
1337 Note to self: Do not drop acid before visiting the Fun Zone. 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
1338 It's one of the earlier EV models. 1.2417 0.04099 120 92 27 1
1339 With my driving history it's the best my adjustor could offer. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1340 Most women appreciate my tail pipe. 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
1341 Musk said it was the future of cars 1.2416 0.04328 149 120 22 7
1342 I was driving an electric car before it was cool. 1.2416 0.04328 149 120 22 7
1343 This was supposed to be the safest electric car out there. 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1344 Sure, but how does it do off road? 1.2414 0.04297 145 116 23 6
1345 It does 300 miles between funfairs. 1.2411 0.04376 141 113 22 6
1346 Didn't I find you under my bumper just last week?" 1.2411 0.04014 141 110 28 3
1347 'Free of Charge' sounded like a good thing! 1.2411 0.04259 141 112 24 5
1348 What the heck is this fetish with everyone going in the same direction? 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1349 How much horsepower is that? 1.2409 0.04459 137 110 21 6
1350 Yes but I meant like Tesla 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
1351 Don't worry, I'll be gentle. 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1352 It's an upgrade from my Volkswagen Beetle. 1.2406 0.04015 133 103 28 2
1353 Your lawyer thought this was fair! 1.2405 0.04253 158 128 22 8
1354 Which way to the Ferris Wheel? 1.2405 0.04253 158 128 22 8
1355 I think the EV salesman mislead me. 1.2404 0.04427 104 80 23 1
1356 That's a sweet ride,you got there 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1357 My battery is dead can you give me a bump?’ 1.2403 0.04769 129 105 17 7
1358 Still want Mommy to buy an electric car? 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1359 I spy a 1946 bumper car. 1.2403 0.04228 154 124 23 7
1360 Look ma, it's the mafia don who bumped off daddy. 1.2403 0.04022 154 122 27 5
1361 Perhaps size does matter. 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1362 One of your tires is flat. 1.2400 0.04405 150 122 20 8
1363 Not what the boss meant by "Bump him off." 1.2400 0.03978 150 118 28 4
1364 Maybe I slept with both of our divorce lawyers. What are you going to do about it now???? 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1365 When's the movie start? 1.2400 0.03978 150 118 28 4
1366 Want to hook up? 1.2398 0.04113 171 139 23 9
1367 Spare a quarter? I'm late to my meeting. 1.2397 0.04590 146 120 17 9
1368 It's bigger than it looks. 1.2397 0.04159 146 116 25 5
1369 It looked like a better deal on Ebay. 1.2397 0.04236 121 94 25 2
1370 Need a jump, Elon? 1.2395 0.04092 167 135 24 8
1371 Do you want a bump? 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
1372 First time driving outside the city? 1.2393 0.04485 117 92 22 3
1373 Hit us again and you're toast 1.2391 0.04309 138 110 23 5
1374 It's got the latest self-driving software" 1.2391 0.04430 138 111 21 6
1375 This is why Mommy doesn't trust the GPS. 1.2391 0.04548 138 112 19 7
1376 I swear it was just a love tap! 1.2391 0.04430 138 111 21 6
1377 Lightening strikes power my electric vehicle. 1.2391 0.04430 138 111 21 6
1378 I just finally said, "Screw it." 1.2389 0.05374 113 94 11 8
1379 I told you I'd get the best divorce lawyer in town. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
1380 Ain't no carnival for 150 miles, but we get lightning in these parts. 1.2388 0.04517 134 108 20 6
1381 ...and that's why WE don't have an electric car, Son. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1382 You know what they say about guys with big cars? Well, it works in reverse. 1.2385 0.04608 130 105 19 6
1383 Nice carbon footprint! 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
1384 Junior wants to know how you broke free of the amusement park." 1.2385 0.04608 130 105 19 6
1385 Avoid I-80. I just got out of bumper to bumper traffic! 1.2385 0.04736 130 106 17 7
1386 So you're a drag racer too. 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
1387 My therapist said drive it for my road rage. 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
1388 You weren't kidding, you do drive an electric car! 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
1389 Interested in a fresh charge? 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
1390 Next time, you'll ask for directions! 1.2381 0.04280 126 99 24 3
1391 Sweetie, you know I'd go electric if it weren't for all the collisions. 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
1392 The only way you’ll win this race, honey, is if lightning strikes your chassis. 1.2381 0.04567 126 101 20 5
1393 Look who we just bumped into. 1.2378 0.03656 164 128 33 3
1394 Donald told me it was an electric car 1.2378 0.04650 143 118 16 9
1395 It’s an early Tesla. 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1396 The selection of electric cars in the used vehicle market is still pretty limited. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1397 Yes, it's small, but my electric vehicle does great in bumper-to-bumper traffic! 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1398 Honey, he’s not tall enough to ride this one. 1.2374 0.04519 139 113 19 7
1399 Don't worry. There won't be a speed bump for another mile. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1400 Need me to call your parents to come get you? 1.2373 0.05061 118 97 14 7
1401 You can ride in the back! 1.2372 0.04079 156 125 25 6
1402 Look, Ma! It’s the new Tesla! 1.2372 0.03976 156 124 27 5
1403 And I bet you call it Rosebud. 1.2370 0.04727 135 111 16 8
1404 Road kill, road kill! Do these words mean anything to you? 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
1405 Honey, I told you that you would block traffic! Get in the back of the truck! 1.2370 0.04842 135 112 14 9
1406 Sooo where do you put your groceries 1.2370 0.03821 135 104 30 1
1407 Is there any chance of electricity between us? 1.2368 0.04041 152 121 26 5
1408 Go ahead, make my day! 1.2367 0.03960 169 136 26 7
1409 Why wait to get to the airport to get bumped? 1.2367 0.03870 169 135 28 6
1410 You wanna hook up or just look cute? 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
1411 The Lusco was more fun, no traffic! 1.2366 0.04703 131 107 17 7
1412 That's not what I meant by an electric car. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
1413 Hey miss, how long until a charging station or a lightning strike? 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
1414 We're in a supply chain crisis, okay?! Don't push me... I have road rage issues. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1415 Mommy, can I go for a ride in that man's car? 1.2365 0.04108 148 118 25 5
1416 He must be undercompensating for something... 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
1417 Want a boost? 1.2362 0.04101 127 99 26 2
1418 Gas mileage is great, but my insurance rates are outrageous. 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
1419 Ready to play again? 1.2362 0.05056 127 106 12 9
1420 When the light turns green, he's going to Rumba. 1.2361 0.04294 144 116 22 6
1421 The Fast and the Spurious 1.2361 0.04180 144 115 24 5
1422 That's your dad and that's not a corvette. 1.2361 0.04515 144 118 18 8
1423 Taking this electric vehicle thing too far, I’d say. 1.2361 0.04406 144 117 20 7
1424 You felt that? 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1425 Wow! His penis must be massive… 1.2358 0.05454 106 88 11 7
1426 Which way back to the grid? 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1427 Bump off, buddy 1.2358 0.04332 123 97 23 3
1428 I know, no head on collisions 1.2357 0.04254 140 112 23 5
1429 My mommy says you shouldn't have declined her loan application. 1.2357 0.04254 140 112 23 5
1430 The state fair’s the other way. 1.2357 0.04055 157 126 25 6
1431 Please speed up, I can’t stop my car from veering to the left. 1.2353 0.04326 153 125 20 8
1432 I'll admit, it's bumpy ride 1.2353 0.04333 136 109 22 5
1433 With the booster, I have bumper to bumper to bumper protection. 1.2353 0.04123 153 123 24 6
1434 The salesman told me this is the latest model of electric car. 1.2353 0.04577 136 111 18 7
1435 Kiss my gas." 1.2353 0.04878 119 97 16 6
1436 Babe,please come home,the wifi is down and I don't know how to fix it,and the fridge won't stop making that weird noise,and I just miss you so much,I'm sorry I bought the bumper car babe,please,just give me one more chance babe please babe 1.2349 0.04506 149 123 17 9
1437 Unfortunately, the dealer didn’t tell me my electric car only works inside carnivals. 1.2349 0.03855 149 117 29 3
1438 I like your tie. 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1439 Guess old white men have small everything.” 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1440 Get in - it's a charging desert out here. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1441 See, son? It probably SEEMED like a good idea at the time. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1442 I took a wrong turn at Cinderella’s Castle. 1.2346 0.03722 179 143 30 6
1443 This? Oh, it's a loaner from the dealer while my Maserati is being serviced. 1.2345 0.04037 145 115 26 4
1444 My Ferris wheel is in the shop. 1.2345 0.04268 145 117 22 6
1445 I didn’t think you were using it 1.2345 0.04154 145 116 24 5
1446 Hello Shorty…mine is bigger than your 1.2345 0.04268 145 117 22 6
1447 This thing handles like a dream. 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1448 Something tells me you're not headed to the Burning Man Festival. 1.2344 0.04769 128 105 16 7
1449 Let me guess. You took a wrong turn at the Loop-de-Loop. 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
1450 A little bumpier than a Tesla, but it gets me where I need to go. 1.2340 0.04227 141 113 23 5
1451 Hey baby..you're giving me inferiorities. 1.2340 0.03980 141 111 27 3
1452 Oh, I bumped into Cathrine yesterday, she says hi. 1.2340 0.04227 141 113 23 5
1453 Life is too short,so... 1.2339 0.04006 171 139 24 8
1454 I hope you have collision. 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1455 These cartoons are getting worse and worse. 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1456 My daughter says you ran into her. 1.2339 0.04146 124 97 25 2
1457 It’s my wife’s turn with the truck today. 1.2339 0.04146 124 97 25 2
1458 It's new hire initiation week. 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1459 No sugar, I said we’re looking for a guy who can bring in a bumper CROP. 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1460 I know, but I was bump-ed down the Tesla waitlist. I insulted Elon's haircut. 1.2338 0.03886 154 122 28 4
1461 Hey, buddy, your left turn signal is on." 1.2338 0.03994 154 123 26 5
1462 Frank quickly rethought his devotion to "old school" electric cars. 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
1463 I thought this was better than the Zamboni. 1.2336 0.05407 107 89 11 7
1464 Is that your contact pole or are you happy to see me? 1.2336 0.05407 107 89 11 7
1465 I'm compensating for my gaping-wide vagina. 1.2336 0.04547 137 112 18 7
1466 Dude-stay in your lane! 1.2335 0.04069 167 136 23 8
1467 I think your GPS is off. 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1468 I've had it since I was a kid. 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
1469 Mommy, is that the new Tesla? 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1470 But when I became an adult, I put away childish things. 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1471 Electric cars are only good for amusement. 1.2331 0.03947 163 131 26 6
1472 Your tail lights are out. 1.2331 0.04135 163 133 22 8
1473 You just didn't give enough tickets to the man at the front desk. 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1474 It’s bumper to bumper car out here. 1.2329 0.04012 146 116 26 4
1475 Hey Hun, How'd ya like to try out my bumps? 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1476 Hey sugar, you can bump into me all night long! 1.2327 0.04204 159 130 21 8
1477 I love your classic electric car! 1.2326 0.04472 129 104 20 5
1478 I wanted to 'cut loose' but this is not quite what I meant. 1.2326 0.04606 129 105 18 6
1479 Ok, fine. I should’ve asked for directions. 1.2326 0.04606 129 105 18 6
1480 And suddenly Stinky John realized he had taken a wrong turn at the cotton candy stand... 1.2326 0.04606 129 105 18 6
1481 The dealerships are completely devoid of cars, this is all they could come up with 1.2324 0.04432 142 116 19 7
1482 Hey, mister, wanna get juiced. 1.2324 0.04543 142 117 17 8
1483 In these parts, we never trust all-bumper-no-sticker drivers. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
1484 What you got under the hood, big boy? 1.2323 0.03971 155 124 26 5
1485 The rental guy assured Len this was the same, if not better than than what he had booked online 1.2323 0.04075 155 125 24 6
1486 I know what you’re wondering: if you die in the matrix do you die In real life? 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1487 If you're looking for the carnival, it's the other way. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1488 Put on a mask!!! 1.2320 0.04837 125 103 15 7
1489 I said a 'car bumper,' Frank!" 1.2320 0.04271 125 99 23 3
1490 Dad, come home! This is not the way to the amusement park! 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1491 It’s an old school electric vehicle. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
1492 Is that a Six Flags company car? 1.2319 0.04022 138 109 26 3
1493 Could you give me a lift to the next carnival? 1.2319 0.04022 138 109 26 3
1494 You know we need to get two, right? 1.2317 0.03730 164 130 30 4
1495 I’m in the middle of the desert in an electric bumper car without any obvious power source, and you want to ask me for directions? 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1496 It has a great bumper to bumper warranty! 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1497 Hey,You know where to get good funnel cake around here? 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1498 Hey there, pumpkin, looks like something else besides the environment needs some sustaining! 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1499 Road hog! 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
1500 Better hang on, bumper boy. Here's where the rubber meets the road! 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
1501 Meet me at the turnstile 1.2314 0.04192 121 95 24 2
1502 My other bumper car has a gun rack too. 1.2313 0.04226 134 107 23 4
1503 Long story short, someone bumped me really really really really really really really really really really....really hard. 1.2313 0.03870 147 116 28 3
1504 Have you lost that spark in your life 1.2313 0.04215 147 119 22 6
1505 My car stalled because of your damned static 1.2313 0.04215 147 119 22 6
1506 That would be easier in a fair. 1.2313 0.03870 147 116 28 3
1507 Show off! 1.2313 0.03870 147 116 28 3
1508 I don't like being touched. 1.2312 0.03680 160 126 31 3
1509 Don’t you see I’m reading! 1.2308 0.03867 130 104 24 2
1510 Wanna be my fifth wheel? 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1511 Nice to finally bump into you. 1.2308 0.03804 143 112 29 2
1512 Did I ASK for directions? 1.2308 0.04052 156 126 24 6
1513 My financial advisor said I could either get a new car, or take the family on a vacation. I showed her! 1.2308 0.04096 117 91 25 1
1514 It's a personhole not a manhole. 1.2308 0.04291 143 116 21 6
1515 Ir runs on Natural Gas, if you know what I mean! 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1516 I warned you about ordering a bargain EV online. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1517 Take a good look, Jimmy, at Tesla takin' more of our jobs..... 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1518 I'm sorry, Elon...this is never going to work out. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1519 I took a wrong turn and then just committed to it... 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1520 Hey, Mister. Let's do a bump and grind at the next light. 1.2308 0.03753 169 135 29 5
1521 Sure, it's greener but the sparse carnival infrastructure can leave you stranded. 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
1522 Mom,is this what you call a flat tire? 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1523 You tap me one more time and you'll find out just what that bumper-to-bumper warranty covers! 1.2308 0.04018 130 102 26 2
1524 HAVE YOU GOT A LICENSE FOR THAT 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1525 Bump me again and I'm calling the ride operator." 1.2303 0.04012 152 122 25 5
1526 That's the guy who rear-ended us. 1.2302 0.04249 139 112 22 5
1527 Hey big boy, even if you don't want to race, let's see how fast you can peddle that thing. 1.2302 0.04370 139 113 20 6
1528 As he drove home from the dealership, Jerry instantly regretted his purchase of a sub-compact Tesla. 1.2302 0.04088 126 99 25 2
1529 No, I don't need help, I just need to recharge. 1.2302 0.04088 126 99 25 2
1530 Slipped off the pole did ya? 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
1531 Bumpy ride? 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
1532 Hey Dude, let's play bumper-cars. 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
1533 Do I amuse you? 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1534 My other mid-life crisis car is a Porsche. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1535 Some bumper you got there... 1.2297 0.03846 148 117 28 3
1536 Elon Musk is not your father. 1.2297 0.03964 148 118 26 4
1537 Gimme me a lift to the next Radio Shack? 1.2297 0.04078 148 119 24 5
1538 Trade in your man card? 1.2296 0.04454 135 110 19 6
1539 Get that thing back on the truck. Your mid-life crisis is getting embarrassing. 1.2296 0.04695 135 112 15 8
1540 Nice vintage electric car 1.2296 0.04328 135 109 21 5
1541 Never grow up, buddy! 1.2296 0.04198 135 108 23 4
1542 Let me guess, first time to Las Vegas? 1.2296 0.04198 135 108 23 4
1543 My other car is a Lamborghini Countach. 1.2296 0.04328 135 109 21 5
1544 Elon knows, I don't. 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
1545 I should have stuck to the merry-go-round. 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
1546 Male menopause isn’t what it used to be” 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
1547 Carbon guilt? 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1548 It's not road rage when you're in a bumper car. 1.2294 0.05473 109 92 9 8
1549 I told you there’d be nowhere to charge an electric car in Alaska 1.2292 0.03650 144 112 31 1
1550 This is what liberals want. 1.2292 0.04376 144 118 19 7
1551 Hey babe, I can show you a little bump, bump action. 1.2292 0.04264 144 117 21 6
1552 I dare you to do a 3 point turn without hitting my truck 1.2290 0.04136 131 104 24 3
1553 My son wants to see a pile-up. 1.2290 0.04136 131 104 24 3
1554 Larry said he’ll stop picking on you if you come back. 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
1555 I like your bumpers. 1.2288 0.04066 118 92 25 1
1556 Meet you at the finish line after my nap 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
1557 I think I made a wrong turn in Albuquerque. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1558 Be sure to give a E-ticket at the toll booth." 1.2288 0.03767 153 121 29 3
1559 You must realize that's not an electronic car, right? 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
1560 Unless your name is Tesla, you better get that thing off the road. 1.2286 0.04459 140 115 18 7
1561 Y’all fightin’ above your weight, honey! 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
1562 GPS must be on the blink… 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
1563 Hey, this the parkway—the amusement park is the next exit. 1.2286 0.03839 140 110 28 2
1564 I was run off the track 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
1565 Yes it’s electric! Stop gawking, and call Elon Musk. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
1566 Yeah, you SHOULD be worried. A Nor'easter is headed our way, and you don't have any snow tires. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
1567 It's a guy, my god, in a bumper car slowing down to take a look at me!" Heidi Roe, Myrtle Point, Oregon 1.2283 0.04897 127 106 13 8
1568 Buckle up, Flat-top. I run people over for fun. 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
1569 Come on, get in, I'm sorry for making fun of you losing to that little kid" 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
1570 Do you identify as a truck? 1.2282 0.04164 149 121 22 6
1571 You can signal all you want. I’m not letting you into the fast lane. 1.2282 0.03824 149 118 28 3
1572 Six Flags really needs to upgrade it's corporate car program 1.2281 0.04139 114 89 24 1
1573 Hey Lady why are you staring. Electric Cars are nothing new! 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
1574 Chester, I had to hotwire the pickup when you ran off with the keys! No put that thing in the back right now!! 1.2279 0.04299 136 110 21 5
1575 Sir,how many collisions have you avoided? 1.2279 0.04299 136 110 21 5
1576 You won't find any bumper to bumper traffic around here." 1.2279 0.04299 136 110 21 5
1577 It’s OK, Chad. I see him. He can’t keep up with us much longer. 1.2279 0.04299 136 110 21 5
1578 Rolling Coal sparks a new passion to merge 1.2279 0.04171 136 109 23 4
1579 dude, I didn't know Tesla made cars in 1950! 1.2276 0.04291 123 98 22 3
1580 I like a man who takes long. 1.2276 0.04123 145 117 23 5
1581 I considered an electric vehicle too. 1.2275 0.03768 167 134 28 5
1582 My therapist says I go to extreme lengths to avoid confrontation. 1.2273 0.04071 154 125 23 6
1583 Don’t worry, it’s solar powered. 1.2273 0.04071 154 125 23 6
1584 The only one to survive. 1.2273 0.04108 132 105 24 3
1585 John should have investigated a little further when he decided to use the car rental company that boasted their fleet of cars was unaffected by the global chip crisis. 1.2273 0.04511 132 108 18 6
1586 Have you seen a fun house around here? I need to charge up. 1.2273 0.04381 132 107 20 5
1587 Yes, that’s true, but I can drive in the HOV lane. 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
1588 No, it’s a CountyFairEsla. 1.2273 0.03965 154 124 25 5
1589 You're in the HOV lane!!! 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
1590 I've had it converted. To pedals. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1591 Hey, want a lift? You can throw your bumper car in the back of my truck. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1592 I thought this was I-80, but apparently it's the Throwback Thruway. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1593 Well, at least the rental car company was able to get him behind the wheel of something. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1594 Okay bud, let's get it on, you bump and I'll grind. 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
1595 They said electric cars accelerate faster. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1596 Mommy, that must be the new electric Volkswagen Beetle. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1597 Fast women make me a nervous wreck. 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
1598 Yankees. 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
1599 Full self-driving isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
1600 It's an EV prototype. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1601 To think I thought "electric vehicles" had progressed... 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1602 Where is beach parking? 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1603 We told you to support single moms, Senator. Prepare to be primaried! 1.2261 0.04289 115 91 22 2
1604 I'm test driving for a rival of Elon Musk. 1.2261 0.04108 115 90 24 1
1605 How's the range anxiety? 1.2260 0.04097 146 118 23 5
1606 My bumper needs a jumper! 1.2260 0.03980 146 117 25 4
1607 You've got a fat tire, mister. 1.2260 0.04211 146 119 21 6
1608 Low collision rates, EV rebate AND it's a convertible! 1.2258 0.03834 155 124 27 4
1609 If you apologize to me, I might give your truck back. 1.2258 0.04699 124 102 16 6
1610 Wont be bumping into any magnets out here. 1.2258 0.04260 124 99 22 3
1611 Hey there, buddy. Ya know, the latest isn't always the greatest. 1.2258 0.04699 124 102 16 6
1612 Eat my dust 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
1613 After my last accident, this is all my insurance would cover. 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
1614 It gets 14 miles to the ticket. 1.2256 0.04605 133 110 16 7
1615 It’s not what you think. 1.2256 0.04351 133 108 20 5
1616 I hope I make it! There is not another fairground for 50 miles. 1.2256 0.04351 133 108 20 5
1617 Self-driving (former) CEO. 1.2256 0.04605 133 110 16 7
1618 What in a lot of ways its's actually better than a Tesla! 1.2256 0.04480 133 109 18 6
1619 The man said it was all-electric; that’s all it is. 1.2256 0.03939 133 105 26 2
1620 So was going electric all that bad? 1.2254 0.04401 142 117 18 7
1621 Yeah, you missed it -- turn around and watch for the exit marked "Midway." 1.2254 0.04287 142 116 20 6
1622 It's a drag, isn't it? 1.2254 0.03921 142 113 26 3
1623 Well, well. If it isn't the guy who cut in line because he brought his own car and then bumped into my kid seven times because his car was "not big enough". 1.2254 0.04168 142 115 22 5
1624 But I can’t stay in my lane! 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1625 The most common reaction to Ted's new ride was one of amusement. 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
1626 I hope it's a rental. 1.2252 0.04006 151 122 24 5
1627 Eegene foresaw lots of challenges on his first day as a Tesla prototype driver,but nothing in his training could have prepared him for the sheer emasculation. 1.2252 0.04114 151 123 22 6
1628 Look close, son, that’s what we’ll be driving if I buy you that NFT you wanted. 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1629 Pull over, I can help you find your spark! 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1630 How's the Disneyland Junior Executive program working out? 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1631 These electric cars aren't all they're cracked up to be. 1.2250 0.04178 120 95 23 2
1632 Do you also sweep the driveways? 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
1633 It was the only rental available this side of the Mississippi. 1.2250 0.04178 120 95 23 2
1634 Don’t you care about the kind of world we leave our children? 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
1635 By any chance, do you have bumper cables? 1.2248 0.04570 129 106 17 6
1636 I think you dropped your cotton candy back there. 1.2248 0.03850 129 101 27 1
1637 Hey Gramps, need a push! 1.2248 0.04435 129 105 19 5
1638 Send me a postcard when you get to Ottawa. 1.2248 0.04435 129 105 19 5
1639 I was told electric was safer 1.2246 0.04243 138 112 21 5
1640 I think I missed the exit to Coney Island, can you point me.in the right direction? 1.2246 0.04366 138 113 19 6
1641 I’m on the rebound, whats your number? 1.2245 0.04295 147 121 19 7
1642 We drove to the carnival together, remember? 1.2245 0.03713 147 116 29 2
1643 Are those custom bumpers? 1.2244 0.03589 156 123 31 2
1644 What kind of mileage you gettin there, Speedy? . .Does the warranty cover lightening strikes . . .? 1.2243 0.05196 107 89 12 6
1645 The insurance company told him his courtesy vehicle would be an "ultra-efficient electric vehicle with extensive crash testing" 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
1646 Encouraging to see an EV driver defying range anxiety. 1.2242 0.03878 165 134 25 6
1647 The price was right, but I can't find a damn charging station. 1.2241 0.04257 116 92 22 2
1648 Tesla's move to Texas was a culture shock for many employees. 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
1649 No Kilroy, that's not your dad and yes, we can stop for cotton candy. 1.2240 0.04074 125 99 24 2
1650 I told you this model was only intended for short commutes. 1.2240 0.04074 125 99 24 2
1651 When I fond duplicated caption entries in the "vote now" window I thought somebody was cheating, so I marked them "not funny." Then duplicates of my _own_ entry showed up. I guess repeated entries just appear at random. 1.2239 0.04928 134 114 10 10
1652 This is where the fun stops! 1.2239 0.04190 134 108 22 4
1653 Oh, fuck! 1.2239 0.04449 134 110 18 6
1654 It's cheaper than car insurance. 1.2239 0.03913 134 106 26 2
1655 At least my inner child isn’t neglected. 1.2239 0.04449 134 110 18 6
1656 Looks like you jumped the spark! 1.2239 0.04054 134 107 24 3
1657 You wanna drag, bumper boy? 1.2239 0.04813 134 113 12 9
1658 My other car is very macho. 1.2239 0.04054 134 107 24 3
1659 Excuse me, i just wanted to let you know Epstein didn't kill himself. 1.2238 0.04373 143 118 18 7
1660 In case you didn't know honey, the nearest charging station is 200 miles 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
1661 How does it handle speed bumps? I heard it was made to handle speed bumps. 1.2237 0.03871 152 122 26 4
1662 One asset we missed... See you in court! 1.2237 0.04298 152 126 18 8
1663 You wanted an electric car 1.2236 0.03838 161 130 26 5
1664 What can I say? Gas prices keeps going up! 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1665 I think you lost your rear view mirror. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
1666 So how’s that electric car working for you? 1.2233 0.05677 103 88 7 8
1667 You only come out here to unplug. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
1668 With my driving record, just embracing the inevitable... 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1669 What kind of sublimation is THAT? 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
1670 Hey, handsome: had trouble being fitted for a helmet? 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
1671 If I give you a lift, I don't want to hear about the low mileage you get in that thing. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
1672 Sorry, just on my way back to Coney Island 1.2231 0.04125 130 104 23 3
1673 Our Relationship is off to a Bumpy Start! 1.2231 0.04267 130 105 21 4
1674 Flat tire? 1.2231 0.04404 130 106 19 5
1675 You got that right Sheldon, this is electric too ! 1.2231 0.04125 130 104 23 3
1676 The epitome of going nowhere slow. 1.2231 0.04667 130 108 15 7
1677 yes I enjoy driving a Pruis" 1.2231 0.04267 130 105 21 4
1678 Is there e.v charger and a good soy latte nearby? 1.2231 0.04538 130 107 17 6
1679 Bump with someone your own size! 1.2230 0.04160 148 121 21 6
1680 Passing on the right might not be such a good idea out here! 1.2230 0.03932 148 119 25 4
1681 The latest in electric cars, eh? 1.2230 0.03691 148 117 29 2
1682 I took a wrong turn at the last infrastructure upgrade. 1.2229 0.03857 166 135 25 6
1683 Go Speed Racer, Go Speed Racer, Go Speed Racer, Go! 1.2222 0.04348 126 102 20 4
1684 That's not what I meant when I told you to go electric. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
1685 Hey buddy, you need to turn the wheel. 1.2222 0.03849 153 123 26 4
1686 They were just sparks. 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1687 My sister says you bumped into her at the rest stop. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1688 Wanna head start? 1.2222 0.04348 126 102 20 4
1689 Mine's all electric ! 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1690 Is that an electric car without the Electric?? 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1691 'Is this Tesla's latest offering.' 1.2222 0.03746 144 114 28 2
1692 Hey, Senator Manchin, need a friend for the evening? 1.2222 0.04663 135 113 14 8
1693 I see you went electric! 1.2222 0.04780 135 114 12 9
1694 You did BumpHer car, except it's a truck! 1.2222 0.04346 144 119 18 7
1695 But noooo, you had to have an electric car. 1.2222 0.03860 117 91 26 0
1696 Is that the new Tesla Model Z? 1.2222 0.04348 126 102 20 4
1697 I don't think it works like that. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1698 You're sure you don't want to ask for directions? 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1699 Never bring a bumper car to a truck fight 1.2222 0.04631 126 104 16 6
1700 EV's have a way to go before I buy one! 1.2222 0.04233 144 118 20 6
1701 Signal next time you pass me. 1.2222 0.04348 126 102 20 4
1702 This transition to electric vehicles is gonna be one bumpy ride. 1.2215 0.04023 149 121 23 5
1703 Is this the way to the amusement park? 1.2215 0.04023 149 121 23 5
1704 Hands on the wheel,lady! Stay in your lane! 1.2214 0.03935 140 112 25 3
1705 Desperate to drive an EV, eh? 1.2214 0.04374 131 107 19 5
1706 I was afraid to bump into you. 1.2214 0.03799 131 103 27 1
1707 This Coney Island Raceway is too easy. Which way to the Cyclone? 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
1708 Mind if I go ahead of you and/or possibly just dart to the right and spin around wildly? 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
1709 Make my weekend. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
1710 Sparks fly every time I bump into you 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
1711 Ready, Tiger? 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
1712 Wanna bump uglies? 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
1713 License and registration, please. 1.2212 0.04986 113 94 13 6
1714 My wife would'nt let me buy a Tesla. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1715 The world wants to know -- are you an early E.V. prototype or a Jungian archetype of the Return of the King? 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
1716 The GPS is acting up again 1.2209 0.03796 163 132 26 5
1717 Don't ask! 1.2208 0.03936 154 125 24 5
1718 Go ahead Mister … make my day 1.2207 0.04428 145 121 16 8
1719 Ready to play? 1.2207 0.03972 145 117 24 4
1720 Just you wait until my Cybertruck is ready. 1.2206 0.04000 136 109 24 3
1721 Lets just say its not been a bumper season 1.2205 0.04017 127 101 24 2
1722 You owe me twelve bucks for the Skee-Ball, buster! 1.2205 0.04598 127 105 16 6
1723 Mind if we follow you to the carnival? 1.2205 0.04460 127 104 18 5
1724 I told you $3,000 wouldn't be enough to buy a decent electric car. 1.2205 0.04317 127 103 20 4
1725 How about this weather? 1.2205 0.04598 127 105 16 6
1726 I see you have one of the bumper crop of compact electric cars 1.2205 0.04170 127 102 22 3
1727 I'm Proud Mary - Like how my big wheels keep on turning? 1.2203 0.04193 118 94 22 2
1728 Hey,where's the nearest electric car charging station? 1.2203 0.04193 118 94 22 2
1729 The next charging station is at the Santa Monica pier. 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1730 How far does it go between charges? 1.2202 0.04393 109 87 20 2
1731 You'll need more than 1.21 Gigawatts to see me in the Future. 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1732 Please, please, please let me bump your car. It's my cursed raison d'être. 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
1733 It's the newest Tesla version - runs on moisture in the air. 1.2199 0.04623 141 119 13 9
1734 Dodge'm my ass! 1.2199 0.04398 141 117 17 7
1735 Like the U.S. economy, you just peddle harder. 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1736 Don't stare,we've already scared the greenhouse gases out of him. 1.2197 0.03924 132 105 25 2
1737 You look lost“ 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
1738 Then Daddy should quit making jokes about driving a Dodge Ram. 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1739 Should I give him a lift? 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
1740 Can you help me get back on track? 1.2197 0.04847 132 112 11 9
1741 Long before Musk, I was a pioneer in electric cars. 1.2195 0.03873 164 134 24 6
1742 Pull up my bumper. 1.2195 0.03921 123 97 25 1
1743 I heard you had been bumped off 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1744 Pretty soon there will be bumper to bumper traffic out here. 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1745 I think it's a foreign car...Italian! 1.2195 0.04695 123 102 15 6
1746 Sir, you just bumped into me!” 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1747 Cancel culture got you eh? 1.2194 0.03577 155 123 30 2
1748 It's a living. 1.2192 0.03947 146 118 24 4
1749 It's small, but it cost a lot less than a Tesla. 1.2192 0.03947 146 118 24 4
1750 Neck-snapping acceleration is overrated, and where are you planning to charge it? 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
1751 Tesla really went downhill after everyone realized Elon Musk is a Barnum and Bailey con man. 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
1752 Could you direct me to the nearest amusement park. 1.2190 0.04107 137 111 22 4
1753 Ma’am, I’ve been trying to reach you about your extended car warranty… 1.2190 0.03974 137 110 24 3
1754 Hey mister, could you bump it up a little! 1.2190 0.04107 137 111 22 4
1755 mom why can’t he stay in his lane? 1.2190 0.03974 137 110 24 3
1756 The best part is you can get cotton candy while you wait for a recharge. 1.2188 0.03990 128 102 24 2
1757 Hey bud, looks like you got out of your lane somewhere back aways. 1.2188 0.04565 128 106 16 6
1758 Is that the new Tesla? 1.2188 0.04141 128 103 22 3
1759 I don't suppose you know the way back to Disney Land? I got turned around somwehere. 1.2188 0.04565 128 106 16 6
1760 Your road rage apparently stems from early adolescence. 1.2188 0.04428 128 105 18 5
1761 No. Not powered by the sun. Powered by fun. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
1762 Maybe I should have bought a more current model 1.2188 0.03990 128 102 24 2
1763 They may be slow, but EVs are the future. 1.2185 0.04191 151 125 19 7
1764 Do you need some help with the caption in the cartoon contest? 1.2185 0.03862 151 122 25 4
1765 So this is what they mean by the EV revolution ? 1.2185 0.03975 151 123 23 5
1766 Just as I was having a financial crisis, my midlife crisis hit. 1.2185 0.04191 151 125 19 7
1767 EV?" (NYer's shortest caption ever? 1.2185 0.04798 119 99 14 6
1768 Range anxiety is real. 1.2185 0.04162 119 95 22 2
1769 Your deadbeat father is also incapable of understanding metaphors. 1.2185 0.04647 119 98 16 5
1770 The insurance adjuster decided this was my best option for a rental. 1.2185 0.04329 119 96 20 3
1771 I'm fine, Ethel. Just waiting for the ride to start again. 1.2185 0.04162 119 95 22 2
1772 Tesla cloud? 1.2185 0.05086 119 101 10 8
1773 Qui pro quo...or justice on the road 1.2185 0.04329 119 96 20 3
1774 Junior, if you bounce around aimlessly, sooner or later you wind up like this guy 1.2185 0.03987 119 94 24 1
1775 We run into each-other in the weirdest places...... 1.2185 0.03987 119 94 24 1
1776 Are you lost or just another out-of-state loser? 1.2183 0.03886 142 114 25 3
1777 Some people will try everything to avoid the seatbelt. 1.2183 0.04135 142 116 21 5
1778 One little fender bender and SHE makes me drive THIS!!! 1.2183 0.03886 142 114 25 3
1779 I'm not challenging anyone, it's just all I could afford. 1.2183 0.04135 142 116 21 5
1780 " isn't that frank in his stein mobile 1.2183 0.04012 142 115 23 4
1781 Please don't laugh. My shrink wants me to re-live my childhood. 1.2183 0.04012 142 115 23 4
1782 You just think you're off the hook, Mister! 1.2183 0.04254 142 117 19 6
1783 Groceries between your legs again? 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1784 You owe me three tickets, dude. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1785 I caught the EV bug when I was your age, kid. 1.2180 0.03898 133 106 25 2
1786 There've been advancements on e-car range. I can drive you to a dealer to trade up, if you like. 1.2180 0.04444 133 110 17 6
1787 My bumper is higher than your bumper. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
1788 They said that if I got an electric vehicle I'd look cool! 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1789 Looks like you adopted electric propulsion a little too early. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1790 We’ve had our problems but this is the ultimate disconnect! 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1791 This way to Kansas? 1.2177 0.03893 124 98 25 1
1792 Dad!! You forgot the Flux-Capacitor. 1.2177 0.04217 124 100 21 3
1793 My childhood dream... has become a traffic nightmare. 1.2177 0.04660 124 103 15 6
1794 "No, I don't have batteries. I'm running on white male grievance." 1.2177 0.03893 124 98 25 1
1795 All-electric, but not a good ride. 1.2177 0.04517 124 102 17 5
1796 Sorry, asphalt will not conduct electricity. Yes, lightning will. 1.2177 0.04370 124 101 19 4
1797 Yes it's small, but it is electric! 1.2177 0.03549 147 116 30 1
1798 Hey, Sparky, nice to bump into you! 1.2174 0.03812 138 110 26 2
1799 It's a classic: Elon Musk's first electric car. 1.2174 0.03671 138 109 28 1
1800 You look like a guy with lots of life insurance. You're gonna make some gal really rich if you stay on this highway! Wanna buy me a drink? 1.2174 0.04056 115 91 23 1
1801 They said on this road cars were bumper to bumper. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1802 They've really downsized the new Teslas, huh? 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
1803 Yeah, but mine is cuter and more relatable. 1.2174 0.04080 138 112 22 4
1804 Hey. Not everyone can afford a Tesla. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1805 I just got out of Dodge. No way I'm gonna get back in one. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
1806 Going my way? 1.2171 0.03724 152 122 27 3
1807 I miss when a Dodge Ram was WHAT people drove, not HOW. 1.2171 0.04112 129 104 22 3
1808 Bumping into you after all these years. 1.2171 0.03644 129 101 28 0
1809 You're not from around here, huh? 1.2171 0.04533 129 107 16 6
1810 I’m not stalking you… just kind of bumping into you. 1.2171 0.04112 129 104 22 3
1811 Now admit these electric cars need more development. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
1812 Yes, turn around and the amusement park is 1150 miles on your left 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
1813 Leroy, is that your dad? 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1814 That’s a bumpin EV 1.2167 0.04131 120 96 22 2
1815 It is not nice to pass on the right 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1816 Wow and old Tesla. 1.2167 0.04131 120 96 22 2
1817 You almost hit us back there! 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1818 You're not the tortoise. 1.2164 0.04152 134 109 21 4
1819 You call that a Dodge?! 1.2164 0.04015 134 108 23 3
1820 I bought this so I could feel superior to other people (both of them are saying this). 1.2162 0.05184 111 94 10 7
1821 Can you direct me to Wolly World ? 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1822 You want to see "road rage"? I'm gonna bump you into next Tuesday! 1.2162 0.04128 148 122 20 6
1823 Is that one of those new-fangled electric cars? 1.2162 0.04128 148 122 20 6
1824 My little boy, Kilroy, wants your little car. 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
1825 You don't have enough seats to be in the bus lane! 1.2160 0.04030 125 100 23 2
1826 So this is that "specialized safety vehicle" you mentioned? 1.2160 0.04187 125 101 21 3
1827 You’ look like you’ve never heard of connecting with your inner child… 1.2160 0.03866 125 99 25 1
1828 After my last accident,this is the only car my insurance company would cover! 1.2160 0.04484 125 103 17 5
1829 Your looks are electrifying! 1.2158 0.04181 139 114 20 5
1830 Go on, say, "Bumper? I barely know her!" one more time. I dare you. 1.2158 0.04303 139 115 18 6
1831 Hey buddy, go get a less annoying metaphor!” 1.2158 0.03648 139 110 28 1
1832 It's been a bumpy road for me, give me a break. 1.2158 0.03923 139 112 24 3
1833 Been drinking with the Carnys again, huh? 1.2158 0.04423 139 116 16 7
1834 This is the future liberals want. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
1835 One-handed driving! That doesn't look too safe! 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
1836 On your mark. Ready…Set…Go! 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
1837 Look, Mom! A blubbering banker buggy bumper! 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
1838 I don't mind going this slow, but the dog wants to feel the breeze. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
1839 Hey Sugar, Lookin’ for a little bump? 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
1840 please don' t race this old man! 1.2154 0.04227 130 106 20 4
1841 Traded in the carousel pony. Made me seasick. 1.2154 0.04227 130 106 20 4
1842 it gets 400 bumps to the gallon. 1.2154 0.03781 130 103 26 1
1843 Is that the latest Tesla? 1.2153 0.04083 144 118 21 5
1844 You gotta hybrid Hemi in that ? 1.2149 0.04265 121 98 20 3
1845 How did my lawyer manage to miss THAT in the settlement ...? 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1846 Go, Speed Racer, Go. 1.2149 0.04725 121 101 14 6
1847 When bumper cars go rogue. 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1848 This is your karma. 1.2149 0.04100 121 97 22 2
1849 Off the grid worked until it didn't. 1.2149 0.04100 121 97 22 2
1850 Yes, it's fully electric, it's powered by lightning, and ironically so am I" 1.2148 0.04124 135 110 21 4
1851 I got bumped from my flight. 1.2148 0.03988 135 109 23 3
1852 Don't you have Triple A? 1.2148 0.04103 149 123 20 6
1853 Enough amusement,park! 1.2148 0.03876 149 121 24 4
1854 I always knew the Flintmobile would be the future car. 1.2143 0.04307 126 103 19 4
1855 You need to do better than that, Elon. 1.2143 0.04157 126 102 21 3
1856 My other car's a BMW. 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
1857 What’s your handicap? 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1858 Can you tell me where to find the nearest amusement park? 1.2143 0.03905 154 126 23 5
1859 It was the only electric vehicle available. 1.2143 0.04307 126 103 19 4
1860 Dude, that's not what a 'bumper' means. 1.2143 0.04001 126 101 23 2
1861 Tables are turned, eh Buster? 1.2143 0.03898 140 113 24 3
1862 So, what kind of range do you get on your E.V? 1.2143 0.04307 126 103 19 4
1863 Drag is my specialty, Honey. 1.2143 0.04218 154 129 17 8
1864 Hey Buster, Ya really wanna play or you just Joy-Riding? 1.2143 0.04001 126 101 23 2
1865 I suppose your other car is a Tesla." 1.2138 0.04057 145 119 21 5
1866 It has zero emissions, I can get up to 10 feet without recharging, and it only ran me $54,000. 1.2137 0.03755 131 104 26 1
1867 This is how bumper to bumper traffic starts.. See? Electric cars are even making their way out here... 1.2137 0.04056 131 106 22 3
1868 Stay in your lane! 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
1869 Three and one-half tons versus 125 Lbs? No way! 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
1870 Well Bobby, why don’t you ask your mother that question. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
1871 That's not a Tesla is it? Thought they were bigger. 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
1872 It's just until the market rebounds. 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
1873 I dreamt I was a kid in a monster truck with my mom racing myself as a 47 year-old sad man. 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
1874 Hey, Harry! Sure didn't think I'd bump into you here. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1875 Give it up honey. You'll never outrun the Clown Car. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1876 Relax,I'm not going to bump you. 1.2134 0.03845 164 135 23 6
1877 'scuse me, Miss...how do I get this thing out of second gear?!? 1.2132 0.04097 136 111 21 4
1878 Bump on over and see me some time -- heh, heh. 1.2132 0.04097 136 111 21 4
1879 Do you know the way to the amusement park? 1.2132 0.03962 136 110 23 3
1880 It's not too good on the open road, but in parking lots, speed bumps are no match for it! 1.2131 0.04234 122 99 20 3
1881 I'm afraid the interstate will be bumper-to-bumper-bumper-to-bumper-bumper-to-bumper-bumper-to-bumper-bumper-to-bumper-bumper-to-bumper. 1.2131 0.04234 122 99 20 3
1882 Its the only Dodge I can afford after the alimony payment 1.2131 0.04234 122 99 20 3
1883 I'm on a test drive. Gotta stay within 15 miles of Funland. 1.2131 0.04391 122 100 18 4
1884 Could I hitch a ride to the nearest Six Flags? I'm running late for work 1.2131 0.04234 122 99 20 3
1885 Please tell me that’s a Dodge. 1.2130 0.03958 108 85 23 0
1886 Get out of my way, Moron! I need to get to the pharmacy to pick up my Ivermectin! 1.2128 0.04002 141 115 22 4
1887 I think you took traffic report a bit too literally. 1.2128 0.04248 141 117 18 6
1888 I should let you know, lady, that I won a trophy at my seventh birthday for being the best bumper-car driver ever! 1.2128 0.03873 141 114 24 3
1889 I'm sure the park is not very amused. 1.2126 0.03973 127 102 23 2
1890 Wes Anderson’s pitch to direct “Mad Max: Fury Road.” 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
1891 You're gonna wish you'd gone with a hybrid, buddy... 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
1892 You know you can’t drive electric cars on long distance trips. 1.2126 0.04559 127 106 15 6
1893 Mine has more smiles per gallon 1.2126 0.03973 127 102 23 2
1894 I don't think he's gonna let us merge. 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
1895 Coney Island? Sorry. You can't get there from here. 1.2126 0.03813 127 101 25 1
1896 Need a ride 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
1897 Hey Frank! Going to the monster truck rally? 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1898 Hello Faster things,remember, slow and steady wins the race.. 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
1899 Now you know how we felt. 1.2123 0.03791 146 118 25 3
1900 I'm calling the police. I just saw you bump that car off the road. 1.2123 0.03791 146 118 25 3
1901 Well actually, it should say “alumna.” 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1902 They sold it as the most popular electric car ever made. 1.2121 0.04306 132 109 18 5
1903 Sorry, but the local traffic was bumper-to-bumper 1.2121 0.04169 132 108 20 4
1904 Relax, I just want to flip your car. 1.2121 0.04169 132 108 20 4
1905 Sure, it’s hard to move forward — but at least I can keep at a safe distance 1.2119 0.04315 118 96 19 3
1906 Honey look at the new Tesla!! 1.2117 0.03936 137 111 23 3
1907 First one to the hospital wins. 1.2117 0.03936 137 111 23 3
1908 Hey big boy! Liking the length of your hook. How much for a bump in the rump? 1.2117 0.04326 137 114 17 6
1909 I got witnesses! You bump-n-run suspect. 1.2117 0.03936 137 111 23 3
1910 You might want to try a newer model. 1.2117 0.03936 137 111 23 3
1911 Do you want to bump and grind? 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
1912 You know what they say about the size of your car 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
1913 I dare you to bump me. 1.2114 0.04654 123 103 14 6
1914 I told you those electric gadgets are still in their infancy . So grow up and get in the truck.!! 1.2114 0.03873 123 98 24 1
1915 It's an economy of scale, you see... 1.2113 0.04100 142 117 20 5
1916 This is why you can’t ride the bumper cars. 1.2113 0.04220 142 118 18 6
1917 Hi, Dad! 1.2113 0.04337 142 119 16 7
1918 I was initially pretty excited when Six Flags announced they were getting into the electric vehicle market. 1.2113 0.04337 142 119 16 7
1919 It's not your father's dodge 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
1920 Hey honey. Wanna play bumper cars? 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
1921 Your father is having a fair. 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
1922 Bump-her cars? No thank you. 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
1923 You go high, I go Low. 1.2109 0.03945 128 103 23 2
1924 Play bumper-cars with me, buddy, and you'll get your butt kicked. 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
1925 I just wanted to pass you, but my my son, Kilroy, wants me to bump you into the ditch. 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
1926 What kind of mileage do you get in that thing? 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
1927 My other car is a Ferrari 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
1928 Luckily today there was no bumper car to bumper car traffic! 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
1929 You are not getting away with this 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
1930 Take your toys and go home, big boy! 1.2109 0.03642 147 118 27 2
1931 My go-kart’s in the shop. 1.2105 0.04141 133 109 20 4
1932 Carbon emissions. The horror! 1.2105 0.04276 133 110 18 5
1933 You really think your greenwashing is going to cut it at Burning Man? 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
1934 Alright Charles. You’ve made your point. Now get back to the fair! 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
1935 Yes you’re in a high occupancy vehicle but I’ll get you in the fast lane!? 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
1936 I'm going to tell all my girlfriends about my divorce lawyer!" 1.2105 0.04901 114 96 12 6
1937 Looks like you’ve got a choice: trade in your second childhood or cash in your chips. 1.2105 0.04001 133 108 22 3
1938 Look, Henry, that man's not wearing a seat belt. 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
1939 Need a “Lift” Elon? 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
1940 Congratulations on being bumped up the corporate ladder . 1.2105 0.03920 152 125 22 5
1941 Don't stare kid, just another bumper in the road. 1.2101 0.04043 138 113 21 4
1942 My carbon footprint is just fine, thank you! 1.2101 0.04043 138 113 21 4
1943 Elon says it's his turn! 1.2101 0.03772 138 111 25 2
1944 You would not believe the bumper to bumper warranty I got with this car. 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
1945 I'm only driving this until my Cybertruck arrives. 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
1946 Hasbro enters the electric vehicle market 1.2101 0.04755 119 100 13 6
1947 What are you staring at? Haven’t you seen an electric car before? 1.2101 0.04445 119 98 17 4
1948 George, it’s time to come home. 1.2101 0.04282 119 97 19 3
1949 Hey, Frankie, Do you want to race? 1.2101 0.04445 119 98 17 4
1950 Lookin’ for a little bump and grind action, darlin’? 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
1951 What's your problem, at least it's a convertible. 1.2098 0.03825 143 116 24 3
1952 It’s more than 30 miles per gallon 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
1953 Did you pass a turn-off for the fun park? 1.2097 0.04172 124 101 20 3
1954 That's the car you'll be driving if we want a healthy planet. I say %#@$ the planet! 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
1955 Can you vacuum the mess in our conference room? 1.2097 0.04012 124 100 22 2
1956 Race you to Burning Man,bumper boy. 1.2097 0.04012 124 100 22 2
1957 I was told it's not the destination, it's the journey 1.2097 0.04172 124 101 20 3
1958 I‘m trying to compensate for something. 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
1959 Under-compensating for something? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1960 No seat belt. No mask. You're my kinda man! 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
1961 If you stole it, it was a bum choice. 1.2095 0.04207 148 124 17 7
1962 Would it kill you to use your signal? 1.2093 0.03918 129 104 23 2
1963 Floridian Acceptance 1.2093 0.04357 129 107 17 5
1964 No, I'm not going to work. I quit. I busted myself out of that place. 1.2093 0.04070 129 105 21 3
1965 How did that Aesop story end, again, Mr. Tesla? 1.2093 0.04627 129 109 13 7
1966 Peddles qualify for the zero emission vehicle tax credit. 1.2093 0.03760 129 103 25 1
1967 this is how my mom taught me to drive 1.2093 0.04494 129 108 15 6
1968 Does anyone know where the bumper car stop is...? I'm over the ride time 1.2093 0.03918 129 104 23 2
1969 I like big trucks and I cannot lie. (Submitted by Marina Sampson, Toronto). 1.2093 0.04494 129 108 15 6
1970 Hey, Disney Land called, they want their bumper car back! 1.2093 0.03918 129 104 23 2
1971 Hey, clown. You should be on the midway, not the freeway. 1.2092 0.03669 153 124 26 3
1972 You seen Thelma and Louise, sir? 1.2092 0.03784 153 125 24 4
1973 I knew you were only playing games with me 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
1974 Not my idea of a hi torque super-fast electric vehicle 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
1975 She took everything in the divorce 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
1976 Are you sure you signed up for Ru Paul’s Drag Race, hon” 1.2090 0.03974 134 109 22 3
1977 Susan, we agreed he would spend the day with me at the amusement park 1.2090 0.04113 134 110 20 4
1978 Put up your window, sweetheart. Looks like the new Chevy Bolt is out. 1.2090 0.04113 134 110 20 4
1979 Atleast, I can use the HOV Lane 1.2090 0.03830 134 108 24 2
1980 I wasn’t sure I wanted an electric vehicle, but I couldn’t resist the great bumper to bumper warrantee. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
1981 So women drivers are the problem? 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
1982 Hey Poindexter...wanna drag??? 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
1983 Wanna play bumper cars? 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
1984 And I thought driving a hybrid was emasculating. 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
1985 Off roading? 1.2087 0.04862 115 97 12 6
1986 Wow! The new solar BC. Stay in your lane. 1.2087 0.05016 115 98 10 7
1987 Ready to bump 'em up my dear cheating husband ? 1.2086 0.04268 139 116 17 6
1988 You better not hit me with that thing 1.2086 0.03748 139 112 25 2
1989 Bump us pal and you'll learn pretty quick you're no longer on a kiddie ride. 1.2086 0.04145 139 115 19 5
1990 Let's go, you were duped 1.2083 0.04250 120 98 19 3
1991 Pardon me, do you have any...classic yellow mustard like they use on carnival hot dogs? 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
1992 Come home now Elon. You and your dreams of electric cars! 1.2083 0.04250 120 98 19 3
1993 Until now, Stan thought for sure he was on the road less travelled. 1.2083 0.04082 120 97 21 2
1994 Well, at least it's all electric. 1.2083 0.03801 144 117 24 3
1995 Honey, can you pick up the kids? 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
1996 No, no. You’re out of control! 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
1997 Tesla drivers are so defensive. 1.2080 0.04142 125 102 20 3
1998 Dude, next time use your blinker. 1.2080 0.04142 125 102 20 3
1999 It runs great but I'm still having a little range anxiety. 1.2080 0.04142 125 102 20 3
2000 I wasn’t tall enough to drive a truck. 1.2080 0.04142 125 102 20 3
2001 "Do you mind if you are on the street? No, I still have time left. 1.2080 0.03983 125 101 22 2
2002 I don't suppose AAA will make any difference? 1.2080 0.04142 125 102 20 3
2003 Coney Island bumper cars. The original EV company. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
2004 Make up your mind. Either pass me or not. 1.2078 0.03648 154 125 26 3
2005 Hi there big boy, want some of my electricity? 1.2077 0.04462 130 109 15 6
2006 Can you spare an arcade token? 1.2077 0.04042 130 106 21 3
2007 I should have gone with Hertz 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
2008 Outlet mall? 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
2009 Tell your little passenger to stop shouting that I'm too short. 1.2075 0.04179 106 85 20 1
2010 It’s PC gone mad! 1.2074 0.03805 135 109 24 2
2011 Bumper envy, right? 1.2074 0.04085 135 111 20 4
2012 Where are your wheels? 1.2074 0.03948 135 110 22 3
2013 All Electric Baby! 1.2074 0.04348 135 113 16 6
2014 My son says I should bump you off. 1.2074 0.04219 135 112 18 5
2015 No wheels? I have a spare. 1.2074 0.03805 135 109 24 2
2016 The auto body shop said I needed a new bumper. 1.2074 0.04085 135 111 20 4
2017 What'll she do? 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2018 Honey, my F-150 can charge yours any day. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2019 Dude, you got to learn to leave earlier, otherwise you will always be late! 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2020 I said; Get back to the park, the senator is waiting his turn! 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2021 Low budget American Graffiti reboot. 1.2071 0.03860 140 114 23 3
2022 Yes, it is a little squirrely off the line. 1.2071 0.03991 140 115 21 4
2023 Don’t worry Hon. Unless he’s Elon Musk, we’ll dust him without the metal ceiling. 1.2071 0.04118 140 116 19 5
2024 Infrastructure. It's all about infrastructure. 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
2025 No more blind spots for me! 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
2026 See Junior. Electric vehicles have disadvantages, too. 1.2069 0.04023 145 120 20 5
2027 Suck it up. It was part of the decree. 1.2069 0.03902 145 119 22 4
2028 No way am I letting you cut in front of me 1.2069 0.04023 145 120 20 5
2029 I could give you a jump, but I want to see you charge yourself up by your bootstraps. 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
2030 I thought I was driving the clown car. 1.2069 0.04023 145 120 20 5
2031 And they say electric cars are futuristic 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
2032 You gonna bump me or not? 1.2069 0.03971 116 93 22 1
2033 You got a real cute Tesla there, mister. 1.2069 0.04332 116 95 18 3
2034 Looks like you've been driving in circles. 1.2069 0.04332 116 95 18 3
2035 Hey, is that one of those Dodgem Rams? Nice. 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
2036 Hush! We agreed you get the bumper car until you can master a stick shift 1.2067 0.03934 150 124 21 5
2037 MAGA this, MAGA that. Grow up! 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
2038 Creative way to hitchhike, I’ll give you that. 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
2039 I don't care if your car is climate friendly,you're ugly 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
2040 Step on it buddy. Carmaxs’ offer expires tomorrow. 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
2041 Better luck next time when you bet the house! 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
2042 I think the next amusement park is out of your range, Bub” 1.2065 0.04244 92 73 19 0
2043 Our clown car is in the shop. 1.2063 0.04410 126 105 16 5
2044 THAT'S your electric car? 1.2063 0.03955 126 102 22 2
2045 My time will come,gal!! 1.2063 0.04112 126 103 20 3
2046 Don't stare honey, those new smart cars sure are retro nowadays. 1.2063 0.04112 126 103 20 3
2047 Hey you don’t have a current gps 1.2063 0.03955 126 102 22 2
2048 Y'all are taking the Green New Deal just too dang far! 1.2063 0.04112 126 103 20 3
2049 Nothing personal. I just think you are too green. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2050 This is why Elon Musk has such a monopoly on electric cars! 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2051 You said you wanted the electric car in the divorce!! 1.2061 0.04157 131 108 19 4
2052 A clasic 50s Tesla!! 1.2061 0.04157 131 108 19 4
2053 Oh yeah, well maybe I will just go over there and bump YOU 1.2061 0.04562 131 111 13 7
2054 I hear they get great mileage during lightning storms 1.2061 0.04157 131 108 19 4
2055 You need a vacation. 1.2061 0.03548 131 104 27 0
2056 Tell your mother that anti-environmentalism becomes her. 1.2059 0.03922 136 111 22 3
2057 What makes you think I’m avoiding you? 1.2059 0.04058 136 112 20 4
2058 Huh, going electric big boy! 1.2059 0.04190 136 113 18 5
2059 If you close your eyes, it’s a Tesla. 1.2059 0.03922 136 111 22 3
2060 It's a prototype of a car that I am working on. It's called a Tesla. 1.2059 0.04681 136 117 10 9
2061 Hey, fella! Think you're going to bump me? 1.2059 0.04058 136 112 20 4
2062 Look little Billy! Another clown in an electric car. The desert Fair must be near. 1.2059 0.04190 136 113 18 5
2063 Well, well, well, Fifi! Looks like our ex has downsized. 1.2057 0.04091 141 117 19 5
2064 Alright, pretty boy, you get first bump. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2065 Watch out for the bump ahead! 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
2066 Did they tell you it was self-driving? 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
2067 My judgment is typically much better, believe me. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2068 Coney Island! What's Coney Island? 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2069 If you think it’s odd on the road, it’s an amusement to park. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2070 And when the music stops it means the party’s over. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2071 Carjacking 101...make sure the car has wheels! 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2072 Yes, I can see you finally got the hang of it, but it's time to go home now 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2073 Sure I can give you a boost, but it won't get you very far. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2074 You're showin' an awful lot of bumper out here in sticker country, hon. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2075 You said you wanted a sportier car. How's that mid-life crisis feeling? 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
2076 Excuse me, do you know the way to the Ferris Wheel? 1.2051 0.03941 117 94 22 1
2077 Going electric is not emasculating… 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
2078 USE YOUR HORN! 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
2079 What? You think my life’s not going in circles? 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
2080 Who will make a bigger impression? 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
2081 Oh god Gary, have you been stockpiling your meds again? 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
2082 It’s electric. Boogie woogie woogie woogie. 1.2049 0.03850 122 98 23 1
2083 Mine's an EV, too. 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
2084 Failed the car breathalyzer again, Johnston? 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
2085 Get a horse! 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
2086 i thought we were going to build-a-bear 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
2087 There are new electric car models, you know. 1.2049 0.03850 122 98 23 1
2088 No, I'm NOT interested in a Bump&Grind with you ... lady. 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
2089 Buddy..that's a Bumper Car....NOT a bump her car !!! 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
2090 Inferno, Circle V, c. 2022 1.2049 0.04790 122 104 11 7
2091 Do yu know why women buy big trucks? 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
2092 $100 says I can get to 60 MPH faster than you can! 1.2049 0.04499 122 102 15 5
2093 Yes! Yes, look at him and think of all those other 10 year-olds, you left in tears, at Whirlarama, this time. 1.2049 0.04499 122 102 15 5
2094 ‘Hey big boy, a little hump and run?’ 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
2095 Damn electric cars hogging the highway. Move over! 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
2096 Are you driving a metal detector or are you the metal? 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
2097 I don’t want to bump anything, ugly or otherwise. 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
2098 daddy wanted to go electric 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
2099 Boss says "back to the office" 1.2047 0.04519 127 107 14 6
2100 That's right, no electrically charged floors for 100 miles. 1.2045 0.04400 132 111 15 6
2101 You stay in the slow lane - and no more bumping! 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
2102 Having car trouble, buddy? 1.2045 0.03838 132 107 23 2
2103 A pimple on the ass of progress." By Tom Sievers 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
2104 That's adorable, did you lose a bet? 1.2045 0.03838 132 107 23 2
2105 Ah hate to break it to ya, dumbass, but you ain’t bought yourself noTesla. 1.2042 0.03940 142 117 21 4
2106 Want a push? 1.2042 0.03940 142 117 21 4
2107 It's a plugin. 1.2041 0.04092 98 78 20 0
2108 You people in electric cars are looking to get hit. 1.2041 0.03604 147 119 26 2
2109 Sure yours is electric and mine's a gas guzzler, but you'll know it when I bump you! 1.2041 0.03604 147 119 26 2
2110 Looks like weren’t kidding when you said you wanted to take a ride. 1.2039 0.03998 152 127 19 6
2111 Honk if you think I’m sexy 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2112 Hey fella, looking for a good time? 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
2113 Avoid the Long Island Expressway it's bumper to bumper. 1.2037 0.04110 108 87 20 1
2114 Tesla knockoff? 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2115 You need a lift? 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
2116 I know - electric vehicles just aren't sexy 1.2035 0.04730 113 95 13 5
2117 You wanted electric. Blame the divorce lawyer--not me. 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2118 You wouldn't laugh if you saw my deductible. 1.2035 0.04730 113 95 13 5
2119 I think a roller coaster would be a better metaphor for our relationship. 1.2035 0.04199 113 92 19 2
2120 I know you’re scared but think about in 100 years when someone sees a skeleton in a bumper car all the way out here they’ll be like ‘haha what?’ It’ll be so funny! Ok bye. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2121 So how do you like this 'equal opportunity' drag race? 1.2034 0.04748 118 100 12 6
2122 I don't think so.....you know what they say: 'No gas, no ass' 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
2123 I earned my ride through Mary Kay sales, and that's the best your company could do? 1.2034 0.04748 118 100 12 6
2124 I knew you couldn't afford a Tesla." 1.2033 0.03992 123 100 21 2
2125 Real men don't drive electric vehicles. 1.2033 0.03992 123 100 21 2
2126 EV vs. “ Internal” combustion 1.2033 0.04156 123 101 19 3
2127 Is that one of them new Tesla’s… 1.2033 0.04465 123 103 15 5
2128 You're over reacting to climate change, don't you think? 1.2033 0.04612 123 104 13 6
2129 Let it go. 1.2031 0.03899 128 104 22 2
2130 The surround bumper protects me from the self-driving coasting through stop signs feature. 1.2031 0.04347 128 107 16 5
2131 I suggest you best keep to your lane. 1.2031 0.03738 128 103 24 1
2132 I have road rage 1.2031 0.04347 128 107 16 5
2133 Maybe the world isn’t ready for unregulated free market bumper cars. 1.2031 0.03899 128 104 22 2
2134 Seems you do really care about speed limit! 1.2030 0.03959 133 109 21 3
2135 There’s an amusement park a quarter-mile down the road… 1.2028 0.03915 143 118 21 4
2136 I got her lined up for the turn. 1.2026 0.03634 153 125 25 3
2137 Dude! Was the amusement park not enough? Do I have to Bump you off again!? 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2138 You must be from California." 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2139 That’s some classic electric vehicle you got there, gramps. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2140 You might be better working from home Dad! 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2141 Hey, handsome! Goin’ my way? 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2142 Do you know the way to Bubba's Cavalcade o' Fun in Tucson, ma'am? I seem to be a bit lost. 1.2018 0.04166 114 93 19 2
2143 Electric street-cars have been around since the 1800's. You're either a throwback or a visionary! I'll race ya to the end of the anthropocene. 1.2018 0.04166 114 93 19 2
2144 When you bought electric, you should have specified battery required. 1.2018 0.04692 114 96 13 5
2145 If I was 10 years old, you wouldn't be staring at me. 1.2018 0.04349 114 94 17 3
2146 You don't want to play bump-edy-bump with me, fella. 1.2018 0.04166 114 93 19 2
2147 They cut me loose. 1.2018 0.03976 114 92 21 1
2148 Hey, pal! Don't ya' believe in science? 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
2149 I dig the pipe dude 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
2150 This is the last place I thought I’d bump into you! 1.2017 0.03882 119 96 22 1
2151 Where do you put the sticker? 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
2152 bumper to bumper traffic huh? 1.2016 0.03794 124 100 23 1
2153 Hey mister, I’ll race you to the next charging station. 1.2016 0.03963 124 101 21 2
2154 ...I'm NOT explaining myself again in front of a diesel-owning, let me guess... republican? 1.2016 0.04578 124 105 13 6
2155 Don't ya know you can get a ticket for not wearing a seat belt? 1.2016 0.04282 124 103 17 4
2156 You’ve got one shot, pal. Better make it count. 1.2016 0.04432 124 104 15 5
2157 Time for some fun in this bumper to bumper traffic. 1.2016 0.04173 129 107 18 4
2158 I'm going to smash you little man! 1.2016 0.04026 129 106 20 3
2159 Nice try, but not really a Dodge. 1.2015 0.04208 134 112 17 5
2160 Well, I got an A in defensive driving. What did you get? 1.2015 0.03787 134 109 23 2
2161 How many miles 'til the next charging station? 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
2162 Your father traded me for an amusement ride. 1.2014 0.03978 139 115 20 4
2163 Nice ride. New Dodgem? 1.2014 0.03845 139 114 22 3
2164 Like pre-historic fish evolving into reptiles that left the sea for land, early electric vehicles left the bumper car amusement park rides for the modern highways. But their evolution hit a pothole: “Go back where you came from, you electric freak!” 1.2014 0.04472 139 119 12 8
2165 Eat my carbon 1.2014 0.03845 139 114 22 3
2166 Not even if you were the last bumper car on Earth. 1.2014 0.03707 139 113 24 2
2167 Honest, I didn't know your kid was in there with you. 1.2014 0.03845 139 114 22 3
2168 None of us expected this in a John Ford movie! 1.2014 0.03890 144 119 21 4
2169 Can I get a push? I can pay you in tokens. 1.2014 0.04132 144 121 17 6
2170 This retro-styled model is the preferred choice amongst distracted, joy-riding drivers. 1.2000 0.03945 115 93 21 1
2171 I know I said I wanted to drive somewhere off the grid… 1.2000 0.03952 140 116 20 4
2172 Another uninsured motorist 1.2000 0.04204 140 118 16 6
2173 Frank, this isn't the monster truck rally!!! 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2174 Hey, it looks like somebody could use a lift to adulthood. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2175 The EV dealer’s loaner lineup is thin 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
2176 Oh, yeah? Well, tell your Mom I bet she’s scared to race me! 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
2177 Yes, Billy. That is an electric vehicle. But no, it's not a Tesla. 1.2000 0.03846 130 106 22 2
2178 Uhhhh... I think I missed the turn to the carnival... 1.2000 0.04134 115 94 19 2
2179 What's the matter? My electric vehicle is running out of juice! 1.2000 0.04096 125 103 19 3
2180 Hey Big Fella… Nice Bumpers..Need a ride back to the Amusement Park. ? 1.2000 0.04043 110 89 20 1
2181 Well, you finally did it!! 1.2000 0.04314 115 95 17 3
2182 Go ahead and try it, you right-lane wimp. 1.2000 0.04522 120 101 14 5
2183 You don't run out on us THAT easily! 1.2000 0.04423 130 110 14 6
2184 It’s funny, how you just bump into people. 1.2000 0.04096 125 103 19 3
2185 Give me a minute. I need a charge. 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
2186 The range anxiety must be really eating at you. 1.2000 0.03784 150 124 22 4
2187 Kilroy here would like to ask where’s the carnival Mr Bumbercar? 1.2000 0.03853 120 97 22 1
2188 Not really a practical solution to climate change. 1.2000 0.04013 150 126 18 6
2189 Want a ride 1.2000 0.04314 115 95 17 3
2190 Hey there, Big Boy! What have you got under your hood? 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
2191 You lost ? Follow me to the nearest playground. 1.2000 0.03762 135 110 23 2
2192 If Greta can cross the ocean in a sailboat… 1.2000 0.03945 115 93 21 1
2193 Yea, my previous car was a hybrid, but I've gone all in on electric. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2194 Didn't read the fine print on the bumper to bumper warranty? 1.2000 0.04149 105 85 19 1
2195 So, how’s the Consumer Reports road test going? 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2196 Don't even think of it. 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
2197 If I can get back to Coney Island, I'll show you who's boss. And well dressed. 1.2000 0.04204 140 118 16 6
2198 This Exhibit is the "Failed Vehicles " of the 20th Century. 1.2000 0.04364 120 100 16 4
2199 In business, you have to learn to get hit and just keep going. 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
2200 I told you marriage would be a bumpy ride. 1.2000 0.03846 130 106 22 2
2201 The boss bumped me down a few days ago. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2202 These EVs require a psychological adjustment, i think. 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
2203 I'll pass on the tow, thanks, but can you spare a couple of AA's? 1.2000 0.03767 125 101 23 1
2204 Know the nearest charging station? 1.2000 0.04310 135 114 15 6
2205 You wanna come over and sweep 'my' rug?" 1.2000 0.04654 115 97 13 5
2206 Hey, nice ride you got there. 1.2000 0.04310 135 114 15 6
2207 Easier to hug a cactus than find a charger on this road. 1.2000 0.03945 115 93 21 1
2208 It’s a pedal car until I get struck by lightning. 1.2000 0.04544 125 106 13 6
2209 Mom, I don't think he liked our bumper sticker. 1.1986 0.03587 146 119 25 2
2210 Remember when you said I was asking for it? 1.1986 0.03716 146 120 23 3
2211 Guess you’re out of my lane , huh? 1.1986 0.03841 146 121 21 4
2212 The prenup says Dodge, without the M. 1.1986 0.03927 141 117 20 4
2213 Technically, we haven’t bumped into each other yet, right? 1.1986 0.04054 141 118 18 5
2214 How do you feel about petrol now? 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
2215 Wow! He looks normal but the car is freaky! 1.1985 0.03970 131 108 20 3
2216 Alright, alright, how about you keep all the vinyl and I collect the kids from school every afternoon?" 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
2217 I told you my lawyer would clean you out. 1.1985 0.03819 131 107 22 2
2218 I can hook you up. 1.1984 0.04219 126 105 17 4
2219 I’m fine. Just looking for a low rider. 1.1984 0.04367 126 106 15 5
2220 I said to buy a Dodge....not a Dodgem 1.1983 0.04331 121 101 16 4
2221 First we’re gonna ban your bumper stickers, and then we’re gonna ban your bumper cars. 1.1983 0.04638 121 103 12 6
2222 I heard they were selling accident-proof electric cars now, but I didn't know they would be so vintage. 1.1983 0.03825 121 98 22 1
2223 Are you sure you don’t need directions? 1.1983 0.04487 121 102 14 5
2224 What? It’s a hybrid. 1.1983 0.04001 121 99 20 2
2225 That's an old-school electric car. 1.1983 0.03825 121 98 22 1
2226 Elon isn’t as smart as he thinks he is. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
2227 Out of imagination? 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
2228 That is not a monster truck! 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
2229 Call me when you grow up. 1.1982 0.04758 111 94 12 5
2230 I couldn't pass on the $5,000 go-cart tax rebate 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
2231 Honey, it 's your son's turn. Sigh.. I guess men never grow up. 1.1982 0.04210 111 91 18 2
2232 Hey Greta Thunberg, want to curb my emissions? 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
2233 They said it was an EV... 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
2234 I see where you learned how to drive! 1.1981 0.03890 106 85 21 0
2235 Hey Elon, tell your divorce attorney that you got taken. That prototype of yours will never amount to anything. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2236 A bit out of your element, aren't you? 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
2237 Welcome to living off the grid. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2238 Seems like range might be a problem. 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
2239 I guess that would depend on what you mean by 'charge'. 1.1972 0.03902 142 118 20 4
2240 So you really don't want to get to my parents' house? 1.1971 0.03854 137 113 21 3
2241 Driving like that will get you bumped off the road. 1.1971 0.03854 137 113 21 3
2242 You, Sir, are out of my league. 1.1971 0.03712 137 112 23 2
2243 Nice car. Be a shame if something happened to it. 1.1971 0.03854 137 113 21 3
2244 Hey Mister. I know the carnival is over, but you can't take it with you! 1.1971 0.03712 137 112 23 2
2245 Ok are you ready Elon ? Go on 3, 2, 1, 0 1.1970 0.03793 132 108 22 2
2246 What are you looking at,it’s electric 1.1970 0.03793 132 108 22 2
2247 Hey, you read the rules: no intentional collisions. 1.1970 0.03637 132 107 24 1
2248 Waze told me to turn left at Coney Island Boulevard. 1.1970 0.04087 132 110 18 4
2249 Did I not say, it seems too cheap for an EV? 1.1970 0.03793 132 108 22 2
2250 -What a coincidence bumping into you, I just wanted to… -Pass… 1.1970 0.03637 132 107 24 1
2251 You give me an idea! 1.1969 0.03879 127 104 21 2
2252 The salesman convinced me that electric cars are the future. 1.1969 0.04037 127 105 19 3
2253 Ram 1500 what? 1.1969 0.03714 127 103 23 1
2254 I’d rather give you a ride than bump into you… 1.1969 0.04336 127 107 15 5
2255 You do know that car qualifies for the carpool lane, don't you? 1.1969 0.04189 127 106 17 4
2256 Since you like amusing other women so much might as well take the amusement park with you. 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
2257 Ma'am, until we've gotten climate change under control, I have fairgrounds to drive electric. 1.1967 0.04603 122 104 12 6
2258 think hard on your next move 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
2259 Believe it or not, it gets pretty good mileage on a single charge. 1.1967 0.03971 122 100 20 2
2260 Hey good lookin'. Need a pick up? 1.1967 0.04138 122 101 18 3
2261 At least I didn’t have to bump someone off to buy this little number. 1.1967 0.03971 122 100 20 2
2262 Regrettably, I've never had so much fun in my life. 1.1967 0.03971 122 100 20 2
2263 I don't think Tesla's economy model is going to catch on. 1.1967 0.04138 122 101 18 3
2264 Should've gone with a hybrid! Nearest chargin' station is a hundred miles that-a-way. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
2265 Where's the bumper to bumper traffic? 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2266 Yes, but mine is a Tesla and anyway, I don't have a dog in this race! 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
2267 There is a nice lady who would like to take you home and give you a much needed charge 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
2268 No, there's no charging station anywhere near here. 1.1964 0.04176 112 92 18 2
2269 You talkin' to me? 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
2270 You didn’t flip me the bird back there, did you? 1.1964 0.04718 112 95 12 5
2271 Interested in a pick up? 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
2272 They’ll let anybody out here! 1.1964 0.04176 112 92 18 2
2273 Hey, the bumper-to-bumper warranty way more than makes up for any purported difference in towing capacity! 1.1964 0.04545 112 94 14 4
2274 Hey,I recognize you! You were a climate-denying stock trader in the previous simulation,right? 1.1964 0.03979 112 91 20 1
2275 Need a lift? 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2276 My other car is an electric bike so don't call me a gas guzzler 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
2277 How does it handle on speed bumps? 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
2278 You drive a truck, you wouldn't appreciate my 1980 sports bumper 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
2279 Don’t hurt me 1.1961 0.03716 153 127 22 4
2280 Elon Musk has gone too far this time! 1.1959 0.03671 148 122 23 3
2281 Can you help me? I just need a bump. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2282 Excuse me sir,were you the one who bumped me back there? 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2283 Loser takes Kilroy back to the amusement park. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2284 When my insurance agent asked me to describe my driving style, I simply replied ‘vengeful.’” Maybe that’s why they’ll only allow me to drive this. 1.1955 0.03767 133 109 22 2
2285 I'm tired of arguing. If this is the future, I need to embrace it. 1.1955 0.04197 133 112 16 5
2286 @#$%^&*@@##% and stay our of the express lane@#$%^%$#@!!! 1.1955 0.04197 133 112 16 5
2287 It’s not as shocking as it used to be. 1.1955 0.03767 133 109 22 2
2288 Umm there I was bumping along in adventure park... 1.1953 0.03852 128 105 21 2
2289 Vegas? Turn left at the carnival. 1.1953 0.04008 128 106 19 3
2290 If the carnies don’t get you the coyotes will. 1.1953 0.04159 128 107 17 4
2291 Ram tough? I’ll show you Ram tough 1.1953 0.04159 128 107 17 4
2292 Hop in Yankee, you are obviously not going anywhere. 1.1953 0.04445 128 109 13 6
2293 Those new electric cars look like they can really handle a beating. 1.1953 0.03852 128 105 21 2
2294 Need to get this thing back to Six Flags and I’m lost! 1.1951 0.04107 123 102 18 3
2295 Best way to save money on gas. 1.1951 0.04712 123 106 10 7
2296 Nope 1.1951 0.04107 123 102 18 3
2297 Vroom! Vroom! Wanna race? 1.1951 0.04107 123 102 18 3
2298 My name's Vladimir. What's yours? 1.1951 0.04267 123 103 16 4
2299 I'm taking you back to Coney Island. Your little electric car test drive is over. 1.1951 0.03942 123 101 20 2
2300 Come home, baby, our tiff has just been a bump in the road! 1.1951 0.04107 123 102 18 3
2301 You should return that back to the county fair 1.1951 0.04107 123 102 18 3
2302 Hey big boy, what happened to your Ferrari? 1.1949 0.04545 118 100 13 5
2303 There goes that crazy "Green New Deal" 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
2304 It’s the worlds first all electric vehicle 1.1949 0.04545 118 100 13 5
2305 The zero wheel drive is only the base model. 1.1949 0.04383 118 99 15 4
2306 Don't even start -- I've heard 'em all 1.1949 0.04039 118 97 19 2
2307 Hey Dad! How was Vegas? 1.1949 0.04039 118 97 19 2
2308 When Elon Musk was still a Nobody.... 1.1949 0.04039 118 97 19 2
2309 He regretted going for the dodgem instead of the Dodge Ram. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2310 Your recurring nightmare just met my recurring dream come true. 1.1947 0.04680 113 96 12 5
2311 I'd help you but you might tells the cops I tried to carjack you. 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
2312 You might as well give on making Oklahoma. The Wichita lineman stopped at the border. 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
2313 Why are you driving a pumpernickel? It's for eating, not driving, dummy. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2314 But I bet I get better mileage than you do! 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
2315 I'm headed back to the office for the first time in two years... I don't know if this is what I did before, but I'm too afraid to ask. 1.1947 0.04680 113 96 12 5
2316 Can I get a bump? 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
2317 Truly, a sight to behold. A man, beaten. A once great champ, now a study in moppishness . . . 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
2318 They don't call them "bumper cars" for no reason . . . 1.1946 0.03522 149 122 25 2
2319 Isn't i nice to see the Amish during rumspringa. 1.1946 0.04004 149 126 17 6
2320 Hey Buddy, you missed your turn a ways back there. 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
2321 Why did I listen to Elon? 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
2322 Do you know the way to Knott’s Berry Farm? 1.1944 0.03591 144 118 24 2
2323 I don't know how you bump start an electric car, but I can give you a ride to the nearest Six Flags? 1.1942 0.03664 139 114 23 2
2324 Must be great to have the steering wheel right in front of you. 1.1942 0.03664 139 114 23 2
2325 1960 Bumper Cars is one button down from 1960 Arizona. If that doesn’t work, try a factory reset. 1.1942 0.03939 139 116 19 4
2326 So those EV's aren't affected by the chip shortage. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2327 Ask directions much? 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2328 It's the original EV. 1.1942 0.03917 103 83 20 0
2329 I skipped the hybrid and went all-in on a fully electric car. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2330 Don’t stare, honey. He’s just an early adopter from before EV’s had GPS nav systems and AC like we have in our Rivian. 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
2331 The DUI has not been easy on Mr. Schneider 1.1940 0.03742 134 110 22 2
2332 Sir, this is a Wendy's. 1.1940 0.03742 134 110 22 2
2333 Apparently, the amusement park was not an ideal place to let him know he was the father. 1.1940 0.04031 134 112 18 4
2334 Get Wheels! 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2335 Where the judge ordered them to work out their road rage 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2336 Sorry, I meant to take a left at Albuquerque. 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
2337 Guess the carnival must have filed for bankruptcy! 1.1938 0.03980 129 107 19 3
2338 Passing on the right is not allowed in this State. 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
2339 Wheres the bats? 1.1938 0.04413 129 110 13 6
2340 I'm an auto injury lawyer. 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
2341 Is there a charging station nearby? 1.1938 0.03601 160 133 23 4
2342 Get back in your own lane before I bump you 1.1935 0.03913 124 102 20 2
2343 I'm laying rubber. You go ahead and lay some hot air. 1.1935 0.03913 124 102 20 2
2344 ...Well, actually this IS the most intimidating-looking electric vehicle you can buy right now. 1.1935 0.04235 124 104 16 4
2345 The electrical field around Area 51 is stronger than we thought! 1.1935 0.03742 124 101 22 1
2346 No, no, really, I am changing my ways. I now support the environment and MeToo. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2347 Despite the name, I just want to get to work 1.1935 0.04235 124 104 16 4
2348 Trading your big pick up for an electric car doesn't seem so smart now, does it? 1.1935 0.04077 124 103 18 3
2349 As his ex-wife drove away, Dave wished he still had testicles. 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
2350 I love riding the Flatten-ems. 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
2351 Honey, you ain't bumping anyone out here with that! 1.1933 0.04008 119 98 19 2
2352 Does it vibrate? 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
2353 In these parts, you better stay in your lane. 1.1933 0.04008 119 98 19 2
2354 You're taking this thing far too far. 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
2355 You got cables? I need a bump start. 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
2356 Couldn’t afford a real electric car? 1.1933 0.03826 119 97 21 1
2357 Need a ride to the polling place, Mr. Congressman? 1.1931 0.04186 145 124 14 7
2358 That electric car is so retro! 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
2359 The circus I work at said they were giving me a company car. 1.1930 0.04109 114 94 18 2
2360 I know - in spite of all the red flags, I just couldn't be bothered. 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
2361 Electric. How about yours? 1.1930 0.04109 114 94 18 2
2362 Go home! Your wife and kids, and the cops, are looking for you. 1.1930 0.04109 114 94 18 2
2363 What’s he compensating for? 1.1930 0.04642 114 97 12 5
2364 All right. I’ll call you if need help! 1.1929 0.04042 140 118 17 5
2365 Pull up to my bumper, baby 1.1929 0.04289 140 120 13 7
2366 Well, actually it has been clear who holds the power around here for a very long time! 1.1929 0.04042 140 118 17 5
2367 It's a bumper car daring us to bump it. 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2368 This is the last time I buy a fuel-efficient mini mini mini compact. 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
2369 It's the only EV I could afford! 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2370 The traffic here is amusing. 1.1927 0.04013 109 89 19 1
2371 So sorry, Elon, I do not take Crypto. 1.1926 0.04139 135 114 16 5
2372 You’ll never get into the car pool lane driving that 1.1926 0.04003 135 113 18 4
2373 I love that ride. 1.1926 0.03863 135 112 20 3
2374 You call that a car? 1.1923 0.04243 130 110 15 5
2375 Too short to buy a Tesla? 1.1923 0.04100 130 109 17 4
2376 Yes, its totally electric 1.1923 0.03798 130 107 21 2
2377 Exactly who sold you THAT EV? 1.1923 0.04243 130 110 15 5
2378 Pardon me, would you any funnel cake? 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2379 So, you like to bump? 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2380 Mom, I have seen on the news our economy needs a bump. Is that one of the strategies? 1.1923 0.03798 130 107 21 2
2381 Another remark like that and I’m going to clean the street with you. 1.1923 0.04100 130 109 17 4
2382 A wife gets everything in divorce, I got the dodgem 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2383 Do you know how to get to the 605 midway? 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2384 My wife’s got the Sherman tank. 1.1920 0.04047 125 104 18 3
2385 You're a long way from Asbury Park. 1.1920 0.04047 125 104 18 3
2386 Catch up with you in Winslow. 1.1920 0.04047 125 104 18 3
2387 What? I'm in the EV lane. 1.1920 0.03715 125 102 22 1
2388 My diesel beats your D-cell. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2389 My kid is a better driver than you. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2390 those electric cars get smaller every year. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2391 Hey, dummy. It's a cloudy day and you're screwed. 1.1917 0.04628 120 103 11 6
2392 My red bumper car is in the shop. 1.1917 0.04150 120 100 17 3
2393 Hey Mister the next amusement park is not for another 100 miles 1.1917 0.03977 120 99 19 2
2394 Might you have a spare arcade token? 1.1917 0.03977 120 99 19 2
2395 No. I do not know why your hair is so flat! 1.1917 0.04315 120 101 15 4
2396 I I AM in MY lane. 1.1917 0.04315 120 101 15 4
2397 Freedom from mandates", f**k the consequences to anyone els 1.1917 0.04315 120 101 15 4
2398 Happy with the EV? 1.1917 0.03977 120 99 19 2
2399 That's right, ma'am. Cotton candy and a chiropractor. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2400 Whadda say we bump along together? 1.1913 0.03885 115 94 20 1
2401 Are you ready to rumble? 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
2402 Much better! A full charge gets me up to 250 miles! 1.1912 0.03837 136 113 20 3
2403 I got rear-ended six times today. And that was before I left the club. 1.1909 0.03980 110 90 19 1
2404 It's 'dodgems' not 'Dodge-ems'! 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
2405 Not you too! 1.1909 0.03980 110 90 19 1
2406 Hey, stay in your lane, Elon 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
2407 Going to or being in Death Valley? 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
2408 You the dry cleaning delivery boy? 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
2409 Just because you can afford a classic electric car doesn’t mean you should drive it. 1.1909 0.03764 110 89 21 0
2410 Flyover land is bigger than I imagined 1.1908 0.04350 131 112 13 6
2411 We frown upon passing on the right. 1.1908 0.03772 131 108 21 2
2412 Yeah, I want to electric! 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
2413 Not used to staying in your lane, big boy? 1.1908 0.03924 131 109 19 3
2414 Be careful what you ask for. I can unleash the power of 4 AA lithium batteries! 1.1905 0.04897 105 90 10 5
2415 It’s my original electric car… on the loose !! 1.1905 0.04081 105 86 18 1
2416 How’s that working for you? 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2417 ‘Wanna borrow my GPS?’ 1.1905 0.04081 105 86 18 1
2418 I'm ready to play bumper cars again. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2419 Are you looking for a date sugar? 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
2420 Don't ever buy an electric car from an ex-president. 1.1905 0.04133 147 126 14 7
2421 My foot is stuck to the peddle. See you guys in 3 weeks. 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
2422 Haven't I been bumped around enough? 1.1905 0.04081 105 86 18 1
2423 Just promise me you won't tell anyone that I asked for directions. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2424 I hope you've got a really long extension cord. 1.1901 0.03453 142 116 25 1
2425 Turn the wheel half way to the right. 1.1901 0.04118 121 101 17 3
2426 u-Uncle 1.1901 0.04440 121 103 13 5
2427 I don’t think this is what my therapist meant when she said avoiding the appearance of toxic masculinity would help me meet women. 1.1901 0.03948 121 100 19 2
2428 I didn't think my mid-life crisis out this far. 1.1901 0.04440 121 103 13 5
2429 It looks like you 1.1901 0.03948 121 100 19 2
2430 Sorry, baby. The closest bumper car plugin station is Coney Island. 1.1901 0.03948 121 100 19 2
2431 and the difference between men and boys 1.1901 0.04282 121 102 15 4
2432 You made your point...I'm driving a gas guzzler...now return that thing to playland. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2433 How many miles per charge does the Tesla Model B get? 1.1898 0.03950 137 115 18 4
2434 Second childhood and midlife crisis? 1.1898 0.03668 137 113 22 2
2435 Whatev... 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
2436 Excuse me. . .Where's the nearest charging station? 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
2437 I'm guessing you got your driver's license at the amusement park. 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
2438 You're driving the wrong way! 1.1894 0.03746 132 109 21 2
2439 Who’d athought I’d bump into you out here? 1.1894 0.04184 132 112 15 5
2440 I will NEVER go electric! 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
2441 It's the new all-electric smart car. 1.1894 0.03746 132 109 21 2
2442 Give me the f******* mustard. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2443 No, I can't give you directions back to the carnival. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2444 Electric cars.... they're the future! 1.1892 0.03948 111 91 19 1
2445 I said, 'I want a DIVORCE, so get ready for a bumpy ride!' 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
2446 It's BYOBC. 1.1892 0.03948 111 91 19 1
2447 No, I was asking how you like that truck. 1.1892 0.04876 111 96 9 6
2448 Wife insisted we go electric. Know where I can find an overhead grid? 1.1890 0.03662 127 104 22 1
2449 Another hypocrital liberal duckin' the gas tax 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
2450 I never should have listened to my inner child. 1.1890 0.03829 127 105 20 2
2451 We're not nearly that pretentious. We just wanted to know if you had any "Beige Poupon" mustard? 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
2452 Can't talk. Gotta pick up the wife and kids. 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
2453 Damned electric cars will never understand real power 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
2454 Hey dude. That thing got a hemi in it? 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
2455 I grabbed the wrong car this morning. 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
2456 I'm a Republican. There's no such thing as being slightly off course. 1.1887 0.04047 106 87 18 1
2457 And I also want to keep the pets, the Lamborghini, and one of the yachts. 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
2458 OH, YOU WANT TO RACE, HUH??? 1.1885 0.04088 122 102 17 3
2459 Turn left at the next cactus, go two miles, then veer left when you see the mesa, and that should take you back to the bumper car rink. 1.1885 0.04250 122 103 15 4
2460 Shut up, Big Wheel 1.1885 0.03918 122 101 19 2
2461 Look at you! Even your car is feeling emasculated by my bad-ass truck. 1.1885 0.03741 122 100 21 1
2462 Getting the rights we deserve. 1.1885 0.04250 122 103 15 4
2463 You should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque. 1.1885 0.04250 122 103 15 4
2464 Musk really is trying hard to look young, isn’t he? 1.1880 0.04365 117 99 14 4
2465 It's a sports roadster! And, no, I'm not going through my second childhood. 1.1880 0.04365 117 99 14 4
2466 Is she making a pass at me? 1.1880 0.04014 117 97 18 2
2467 Hey there, Big Guy, nice chassis. 1.1880 0.04014 117 97 18 2
2468 Remember when you said your ‘bumper car’ didn’t work? 1.1880 0.03720 133 110 21 2
2469 It’s bumper to bumper here on out. 1.1880 0.03871 133 111 19 3
2470 Excuse me ma'am, can you direct me to the nearest amusement park? 1.1880 0.04154 133 113 15 5
2471 Ok. Now it’s my turn to bump YOU repeatedly from behind. 1.1880 0.04015 133 112 17 4
2472 I was afraid I'd run into you guys. 1.1880 0.03720 133 110 21 2
2473 I bump cars, not ram trucks. 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
2474 You won't _believe_ the provisions Geico was asking for. 1.1875 0.03637 128 105 22 1
2475 He'll know where there's a Starbucks. 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
2476 You aren't going to Strawberry Fair? 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
2477 Everyone drives too fast to be bumped. 1.1875 0.03961 128 107 18 3
2478 Hey bright eyes. You lost? 1.1875 0.03802 128 106 20 2
2479 Is that what you call a mid-life crisis? 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2480 No thanks. I'm lactose intolerant. 1.1875 0.03961 128 107 18 3
2481 Say what you will; I haven't had a fender bender since I bought it. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2482 New “BumpNGo” electric car puts hybrid electric truck in the backseat. 1.1871 0.03761 139 116 20 3
2483 I'd do anything to get out of bumper to bumper traffic even if it means rerouting through Death Valley. 1.1870 0.04057 123 103 17 3
2484 The arcade kid said just keep your foot on the pedal, but I think I’m lost 1.1870 0.03889 123 102 19 2
2485 Do I look fat in my little car? 1.1870 0.03889 123 102 19 2
2486 My bird wants to know why you're wearing a tie 1.1870 0.03714 123 101 21 1
2487 Hey Pal,you don't hear me complaining about "size"! 1.1870 0.03530 123 100 23 0
2488 Until I got this truck, I was a bumper like you. Now I demolish. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2489 Honey, did we make a wrong turn somewhere, or did he? 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2490 I was just about to start heading home. 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2491 Two passengers lane , you moron ! 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2492 The exit for Six Flags was five miles back. 1.1869 0.04812 107 92 10 5
2493 Get back in here and stop kidding around! 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2494 Must have gone to the School of Hard Knocks. 1.1869 0.04812 107 92 10 5
2495 I have an extra tank of testosterone in the back. 1.1869 0.04013 107 88 18 1
2496 Dad's company jumped the shark on ESG! 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
2497 Something told me we’d bump into you again. 1.1869 0.04013 107 88 18 1
2498 I will scoot over, all you had to do was ask! 1.1866 0.03695 134 111 21 2
2499 That the electric deal that does 0 to 60 in 3 seconds? I don't think so! 1.1866 0.03540 134 110 23 1
2500 Loser rides with the kid! Ready, Set, Go! 1.1866 0.03987 134 113 17 4
2501 Looking for love? You're not sparking in all the right places! 1.1866 0.03540 134 110 23 1
2502 Fun ride. 1.1864 0.03983 118 98 18 2
2503 We need to stop running into each other. 1.1864 0.03983 118 98 18 2
2504 I bet he’s a big Eddy Grant fan, Daisy. 1.1864 0.03983 118 98 18 2
2505 Hey baby! Think you're big enough to pull up to my bumper? 1.1864 0.04161 118 99 16 3
2506 Your muffler... fix it. 1.1864 0.03983 118 98 18 2
2507 In bumper to bumper traffic,if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. 1.1864 0.04161 118 99 16 3
2508 I hope you have a long extension cord 1.1864 0.04161 118 99 16 3
2509 Hey, Big Spender, do you have a license for that hot rod? Wanna race? 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
2510 I love my electric car...I love my electric car...I love my electric car... Jeez, it's gonna eat me alive! 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
2511 Git along, little doggie! 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
2512 Hey! Aren’t you a little put of your bumper zone?! 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
2513 Big wheels keep on turnin', proud Mary... 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
2514 Hop in the back. I'll show you a good time. 1.1864 0.03796 118 97 20 1
2515 It may not be fast but it’s got a souped-up suspension of disbelief. 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
2516 Have you seen the ecofriendly gas station? 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
2517 Compensating for anything John? 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2518 Sure, the premiums are low but the fairs are ridiculous. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2519 The carnival wants its car back, and Elroy wants a daddy. 1.1860 0.03775 129 107 20 2
2520 Don't worry sweetie, we have a bumper too 1.1860 0.03932 129 108 18 3
2521 The latest electric vehicle? 1.1860 0.04084 129 109 16 4
2522 A bumper car? What a gas guzzler! 1.1858 0.03885 113 93 19 1
2523 Yes Rodney,it is the original EV from the B and W era. 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
2524 I bet you didn't realize New Mexico had "Full Fault" divorce when you dragged me out here, did you hun? 1.1858 0.03675 113 92 21 0
2525 Aren't I supposed to have him every third Saturday? 1.1855 0.03861 124 103 19 2
2526 ? I'll show him that a bumper car is not a car to scorn: beep beep! 1.1855 0.03861 124 103 19 2
2527 I think a newer model EV is called for 1.1855 0.03861 124 103 19 2
2528 Looks like embarrassment has helped you road rage, Daddy. 1.1855 0.04027 124 104 17 3
2529 My life is a nightmare I can't escape. 1.1852 0.03960 135 114 17 4
2530 Is it you or me who's off track? 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2531 Did you lose a bet" !!? 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2532 Insurance or assurance, semantics at this point. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
2533 It’s a hybrid 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2534 No head-on bumping please. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
2535 We told you snowflakes electric was not the answer . 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2536 It's bumper-to-bumper-car traffic. 1.1852 0.03517 135 111 23 1
2537 Epochal incident in the early life of Elon Musk. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
2538 Okay George, it's time to take the bumper car back to the amusement park. 1.1852 0.03979 108 89 18 1
2539 Yeah, well, at least I'm all electric 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
2540 Hey, big boy, need a little fossil fuel? 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
2541 ...Dodge-M series. 1.1852 0.03960 135 114 17 4
2542 You been driving Uber long? 1.1852 0.03818 135 113 19 3
2543 Hey cutie, want to take a few bumps in the back of my truck? 1.1849 0.03637 146 122 21 3
2544 Wow, Jeremy -- you bumped him all the way to out here! 1.1849 0.04128 119 100 16 3
2545 Let me guess. Tesla had a layoff. 1.1849 0.04297 119 101 14 4
2546 Is this the new electric vehicle you were telling me about? 1.1849 0.03574 119 97 22 0
2547 Now that our divorce is over let’s do some real hard core bumping.” 1.1849 0.03952 119 99 18 2
2548 It’s electric 1.1849 0.03952 119 99 18 2
2549 I should've taken that left at Albuquerque 1.1849 0.04297 119 101 14 4
2550 It's like real estate, kid. You grab it early or end up with leftovers. 1.1849 0.03768 119 98 20 1
2551 Looks like a first world problem to me. 1.1849 0.04297 119 101 14 4
2552 Gas guzzler!!! 1.1849 0.04128 119 100 16 3
2553 So are we supposed to ram him, or what? 1.1849 0.04128 119 100 16 3
2554 Now who's passing fancy? 1.1849 0.04297 119 101 14 4
2555 Hey Buddy...I heard the traffic up ahead is.... 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2556 Pull over and we can work this out. Stevie bumped you first, but it’s been twenty years and I doubt he’s still driving the same car. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2557 Hey, handsome. If you're out for a Sunday drive, why not park that baby in my flatbed and I'll take you for a real joy ride. 1.1846 0.03749 130 108 20 2
2558 My car is really, really, really bigger and faster than your truck, believe me. And I can knock the hell out of yours! Believe me! 1.1846 0.03586 130 107 22 1
2559 Mommy says you drive like a maniac! 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
2560 I warned you about going cheap on an electric car! 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2561 Sorry Bob... The carnival is over. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2562 Is that full self driving? 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2563 Who ya callin' chicken, Chicken? Wanna drag? 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2564 Well, it was advertised as all-electric with great safety features. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2565 I’m terrified too, but I got a tax break 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2566 Hey I get 500 miles to the gallon. 1.1844 0.03712 141 118 20 3
2567 You've never seen a hot chick in her mid-30s driving a big truck before? Welcome to New Mexico, nerd — it's basically the main thing we've got going on here. 1.1842 0.04050 114 95 17 2
2568 Wasn't the 'No Fault' divorce your suggestion? 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
2569 What kind of country song is this? 1.1842 0.04755 114 99 9 6
2570 I must have dozed off when the fair was leaving. 1.1842 0.04417 114 97 13 4
2571 You bump. I thump. 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
2572 got any gum? 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
2573 That's a fleet car. 1.1842 0.04050 114 95 17 2
2574 There's nothing amusing about old electric vehicles. 1.1840 0.04156 125 106 15 4
2575 Lost a bet on the Chiefs...how did you guess? 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
2576 Hey dude! Didn't they tell you we're off even the ELECTRICAL GRID out here. 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
2577 Look, you have had your fun. I'm here to collect the bumper car. 1.1838 0.03933 136 115 17 4
2578 Come here often or did you lose your wire? 1.1838 0.04069 136 116 15 5
2579 No, I don’t know how to get to the Tilt-a-whirl! 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2580 You go ahead, this is my first time off the track. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2581 Handling is a hoot , but the ceiling charging station makes it impractical. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
2582 Trade it in. Electric vehicles have come a long way. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
2583 We got us a caravan, Good Buddy--a runaway merry-go-round horse, a maverick roller coaster, and the tilt-a-whirl. 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
2584 Don't worry the next charging station is only 1000 miles 1.1833 0.03922 120 100 18 2
2585 Kill me. 1.1833 0.04264 120 102 14 4
2586 I just wanted to get my kicks on this route. 1.1833 0.04425 120 103 12 5
2587 I think I'm off course, I was with the Republican Party. 1.1833 0.04264 120 102 14 4
2588 Seaside Heights. August 1987. Sound familiar? 1.1833 0.04097 120 101 16 3
2589 Must've been some bump you got back there to get you here, eh? 1.1833 0.03739 120 99 20 1
2590 I'm all the rage. 1.1833 0.04264 120 102 14 4
2591 Bumpy road, eh? 1.1833 0.03922 120 100 18 2
2592 Bumper baby. 1.1833 0.04097 120 101 16 3
2593 If you bump into me again, Mr. Man Child, I'm going to tell your Mommy. 1.1833 0.04264 120 102 14 4
2594 You should ask Elon for an upgrade! 1.1833 0.04097 120 101 16 3
2595 Stay outa my way or I'll squash you like a bug. 1.1832 0.03877 131 110 18 3
2596 Now do you believe that electric cars lack power! 1.1831 0.03821 142 120 18 4
2597 Hey your taillight’s out 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2598 Hey buddy! This is not bumper cars out here! 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
2599 Can you direct me to the shiny silver road? 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
2600 So you practice for road rage??? 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
2601 Break UP, bump down. 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
2602 Congratulations - You are totally amd monumentally off the grid! 1.1826 0.03823 115 95 19 1
2603 The dog house was bad enough, but this? 1.1826 0.03823 115 95 19 1
2604 I was hoping we'd bump into daddy." 1.1826 0.04381 115 98 13 4
2605 Why is everybody riding my bumper? 1.1826 0.04552 115 99 11 5
2606 I told you, this is is NOT the exit to Poughkeepsie! 1.1825 0.03455 126 103 23 0
2607 Stop Staring! Haven't you ever seen an electric car before? 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
2608 What exactly do you think an electric car is? 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
2609 Lemme guess - you voted for Biden. 1.1818 0.04066 121 102 16 3
2610 My bed is empty if you'd like a ride. 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
2611 Dodge" George. I said to get a Dodge 1.1818 0.03537 132 109 22 1
2612 Another Tesla short.. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2613 Hey little fellah! Whatcha think I'm overcompensating for? 1.1818 0.03521 121 99 22 0
2614 Hey Babe - I'll bump you if you bump me... 1.1818 0.03892 121 101 18 2
2615 Which second hand car salesman sold you that electric car. 1.1818 0.03892 121 101 18 2
2616 I think I bought the wrong type of electric car… 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
2617 Fancy a jump? 1.1818 0.03914 110 91 18 1
2618 That's why I can't go electric. There just aren't any charging stations in the desert. But relax, you won't bump anything 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
2619 1978 just called me. Jam on the left brake, incorrectly; good, now the right-a lot of gas! Then, just sit there! 1.1818 0.04232 121 103 14 4
2620 Please call the police. Someone’s trying to bump me off. 1.1818 0.03850 132 111 18 3
2621 I thought we agreed not to make the leap into electric cars until the technology improves 1.1818 0.04391 121 104 12 5
2622 You know that this isn't some sort of metaverse? 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
2623 Well, you asked me to maximize our carbon offset amends. 1.1818 0.04689 110 95 10 5
2624 What's up doc? Did you take a wrong turn at Albuquerque? 1.1818 0.04232 121 103 14 4
2625 You are right. This is not what I had in mind when Elon promised us “CyberDoge Model 3 with Full Self -Driving”. 1.1818 0.03914 110 91 18 1
2626 Who says electric cars aren't fun! 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2627 In our last drag race, you nearly beat me." Mel Yoken New Bedford, Ma 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2628 Need a ride, honey? 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
2629 Hey buddy... Are you aware of the carnage you're leaving behind you? 1.1818 0.03998 132 112 16 4
2630 Fear of losing your childhood memories 1.1818 0.03697 132 110 20 2
2631 No! As CEO I have not reached the limits of my power! 1.1818 0.04121 110 92 16 2
2632 My license is suspended, so when I bumped your kid's car, I panicked. 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
2633 I'm no expert, but I think you need a bigger capacitor. 1.1812 0.03881 138 117 17 4
2634 You seem to have lost your way. 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
2635 First one off the line gets a free Merry-Go-Round ride! 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
2636 Son, bumper cars are just better for the environment” 1.1811 0.03778 127 106 19 2
2637 If you tailgate me again, you'll find yourself bumper to bumper. 1.1811 0.04095 127 108 15 4
2638 You could've at least picked up a go-kart. 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
2639 Look at it this way. You could have loss your license and can't drive at all. 1.1811 0.04095 127 108 15 4
2640 So you want to play bumper cars? OK, sweetheart, let's play bumper cars! 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
2641 I like a man with style! 1.1810 0.03591 116 95 21 0
2642 It seems like these electric cars keep getting smaller and smaller. 1.1810 0.04170 116 98 15 3
2643 Metaverse gone wrong. 1.1810 0.04346 116 99 13 4
2644 Hey Buddy, we passed the carnival about two miles back, on the left! 1.1810 0.03794 116 96 19 1
2645 So you're one of those who think that all electric is the way to go. 1.1810 0.04170 116 98 15 3
2646 Get out of the Bus Lane, I'm making a left! 1.1810 0.04170 116 98 15 3
2647 Sure, okay buddy, I'm Suzanne Somers. But don't think for a minute you're any Harrison Ford. 1.1810 0.04170 116 98 15 3
2648 Yeah! But, I'll never run out of gas. 1.1810 0.03986 116 97 17 2
2649 Daddy’s not himself after a supper of Deep-Fried Oreos and funnel cake. 1.1810 0.03986 116 97 17 2
2650 All you have to do is work hard and you can win. 1.1810 0.03986 116 97 17 2
2651 I guess I must have taken a wrong turning somewhere!!! 1.1810 0.04515 116 100 11 5
2652 Male privilege be damned; no passing on the right 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2653 Yes, honey, that is what a net zero looks like. 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
2654 On your marks, get set..... 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2655 The auto dealers are all still out of stock. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2656 It may not have 4X4 wheel drive but it’s still cooler than a Prius. 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2657 Right—you think I’m a woman just like you think that’s a car! 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2658 You wouldn’t happen to be the State Fair bandit? 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2659 Look, I don't want any trouble, but I have a water gun in the back and I have already blown up three clown balloons this morning. Just let me in the lane; don't be another victim. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2660 No, I'm not gonna drag race you! 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2661 It is not a mid life crisis,but minimalism at its best. 1.1803 0.04035 122 103 16 3
2662 We shall not be replaced 1.1803 0.04035 122 103 16 3
2663 I’ve a feeling you’re not in Kansas anymore. 1.1803 0.03863 122 102 18 2
2664 Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon? 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
2665 Say goodbye to your cheating Daddy, Junior. Mommy is a badass divorce attorney. 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
2666 The compact electric cars aren’t as roomy as I hoped. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2667 Your father really needs to give up restoring old EVs 1.1800 0.03861 100 82 18 0
2668 And don't come home anymore! 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2669 Wow! Nice “bumper crop” of European sports cars! 1.1799 0.03717 139 117 19 3
2670 Your bumper sticker offends me! 1.1799 0.03717 139 117 19 3
2671 Watch out, things are gonna get bumpy. 1.1799 0.03574 139 116 21 2
2672 Mister, I think you took a wrong turn at Albuquerque. 1.1797 0.03911 128 108 17 3
2673 You must stop bumping into me! 1.1797 0.03751 128 107 19 2
2674 You were right mom, electric cars are revolting. 1.1797 0.03583 128 106 21 1
2675 I told you when we got married that size matters.” Bob Murphy Naperville, I 1.1795 0.04312 117 100 13 4
2676 Don't scratch it! It's a vintage '93 bumper car. 1.1795 0.03955 117 98 17 2
2677 What happened to the outlaw biker I married? 1.1795 0.04312 117 100 13 4
2678 You call that an EV! Eat my sparks! 1.1795 0.03955 117 98 17 2
2679 Oh yeah? Well my carbon footprint is smaller than yours! 1.1795 0.03764 117 97 19 1
2680 Where's your grid old-timer? 1.1795 0.03764 117 97 19 1
2681 At least I have good crash insurance 1.1795 0.04137 117 99 15 3
2682 Our records show your extended warranty is about to expire. 1.1795 0.04479 117 101 11 5
2683 How far to the Amusement Park? 1.1795 0.04137 117 99 15 3
2684 Hey, life's a carnival! 1.1795 0.03955 117 98 17 2
2685 Sure I believe the Aliens pranked you, mister, 1.1792 0.03976 106 88 17 1
2686 A hookup would be nice, but right now I’m looking for a more sustained connection. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2687 I thought I'd like the fast lane. What did I know? 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
2688 Yes, I could use a lift, thanks — back to the electric car dealership. 1.1792 0.03976 106 88 17 1
2689 Please don’t bump me. I have bad insurance… 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
2690 That, son, is the first ever electric car. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2691 That was the least amusing pick-up line I've heard in a long time. 1.1791 0.03943 134 114 16 4
2692 How's the fuel economy on that? 1.1791 0.03647 134 112 20 2
2693 If it isn't my husband, the Dale Earnhardt of accountants. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
2694 it is an electric car 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
2695 Would you like me to take you to a amusement park somewhere? 1.1789 0.03954 95 78 17 0
2696 I think I need help getting back to D.C. 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
2697 Not so tough now, are ya? 1.1789 0.04168 123 105 14 4
2698 Get that thing off the road before I bump it into a ditch. 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
2699 Just wait til' my AI kicks in! 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
2700 So, EVs are safe are they? 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
2701 You break it, you ride it. 1.1789 0.04168 123 105 14 4
2702 Thanks for your efforts in reducing carbon emissions. 1.1789 0.04325 123 106 12 5
2703 Laura! Wait! I did not mean to bump into you so hard! Please come back; it won't happen again, I will change! 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2704 Hey mail lady! How far can you go on a charge? 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2705 Who farted? 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2706 Arthur was known for his cherished hobbies of visiting amusement parks and taking his car for afternoon highway joyrides. Suffice it to say that the two mixed poorly. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2707 Awww, lookie who is unhooked, running on his own, and ready to play bumper car. 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2708 We seem to have very different definitions of a ‘fair race’! 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2709 So seriously, tell me how this Road Rage thing is supposed to work. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2710 It that a retro version of an EV! 1.1783 0.03724 129 108 19 2
2711 Get out of the way, Shorty. 1.1783 0.04184 129 111 13 5
2712 Black Trucks matter 1.1783 0.04184 129 111 13 5
2713 Your dog might snicker, but I can do a tighter 360-degree turn than you can. 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
2714 Yes, Ken, my divorce lawyer was a bit pricey but I think she was worth it. 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
2715 I feel like reducing my carbon footprint hasn't seemed to make any real difference. It sure has reduced my self-esteem though... 1.1782 0.04954 101 88 8 5
2716 Why can’t that big mama stay in her lane 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
2717 The CEO said it was self-driving, but I don't think the design team agreed. 1.1780 0.03735 118 98 19 1
2718 Hey sweety, wanna go for a ride ? 1.1780 0.04105 118 100 15 3
2719 Your antique all-electric vehicle is no match for my gas guzzler! Wanna race? 1.1780 0.04444 118 102 11 5
2720 Why so sad! Electric is not the best any more? 1.1780 0.03924 118 99 17 2
2721 Of all the times to run out of power! 1.1780 0.03735 118 98 19 1
2722 What did you think you were getting by paying $500 for an electric car? 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2723 Wait, is that truly an EV pick-up truck? Otherwise, you’re disqualified!! 1.1778 0.03466 135 112 22 1
2724 You have a flat head! 1.1776 0.04564 107 92 11 4
2725 Cindy, shows off her new pickup on H1 this morning on her way to work. Her boss ends up at the same stop light - she won't be the late one today. 1.1776 0.03942 107 89 17 1
2726 The wife has the Sherman tank. 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
2727 The Ice Age is coming THIS week or next! 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
2728 Kid, tell your mom I'm just trying to get to work. 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
2729 Last time I swiped right on a monster truck he turned out to be a serial killer. 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2730 Hey buddy, how much do you want for your vintage electric vehichle? 1.1773 0.04062 141 122 13 6
2731 I admire you unicorn drivers. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2732 I don't know, I would have gone with a Tesla. 1.1771 0.03917 96 79 17 0
2733 Road rage used to be so fun. 1.1770 0.04396 113 97 12 4
2734 Tell your father that I'm wondering how big a bump that thing can take? 1.1770 0.04213 113 96 14 3
2735 So, no lug nuts on that speedster? 1.1770 0.04213 113 96 14 3
2736 This that new battery vehicle they keep on raving about? 1.1770 0.04021 113 95 16 2
2737 Go down about two miles and make a left onto Kramer Lane. Then you can't miss seeing the carnival. 1.1770 0.03606 113 93 20 0
2738 Those electric vehicles sure are sporty!! 1.1770 0.04213 113 96 14 3
2739 Uh-oh. She knows I'm under compensating. 1.1770 0.04396 113 97 12 4
2740 You wanna play bumper cars, huh? 1.1770 0.03606 113 93 20 0
2741 I'd give your truck a jump but my batteries are low! 1.1770 0.03606 113 93 20 0
2742 Yeah I may get a ticket but it’s 5 tickets per ride. 1.1769 0.03698 130 109 19 2
2743 Hey Pops, you wanna play a little Boomer Bumper? 1.1769 0.03856 130 110 17 3
2744 I was interested until that kid popped up. 1.1769 0.03440 147 123 22 2
2745 So, how's the new electric car workin' for ya? 1.1765 0.03894 119 100 17 2
2746 See,Billy,you can look cool while being prepared for a crash. 1.1765 0.03746 136 115 18 3
2747 Get off the road you schmuck. 1.1765 0.04409 119 103 11 5
2748 Mind if I get in front of you so I can make a left? 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2749 Yup, Bumper Cars... 1.1765 0.04244 119 102 13 4
2750 Your father thought PEV meant puny electric vehicle. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2751 What year Tesla is that? 1.1765 0.03894 119 100 17 2
2752 Where's the wheels, huh? 1.1765 0.04244 119 102 13 4
2753 Oooh, I want to play! 1.1765 0.04244 119 102 13 4
2754 They don't make Dodge Rams like that anymore. 1.1765 0.03509 119 98 21 0
2755 EVs are for losers. Man up! 1.1765 0.04909 102 89 8 5
2756 Baby, it was a one-time bump. 1.1765 0.03707 119 99 19 1
2757 It‘s an Electric Vehicle. 1.1765 0.03509 119 98 21 0
2758 The next time you want to bump me off, try a gun! 1.1761 0.03645 142 120 19 3
2759 So that qualifies as a 'monster truck' ?" 1.1760 0.03945 125 106 16 3
2760 Who’s the Bozo now? 1.1760 0.03604 125 104 20 1
2761 Move over electric poke 1.1760 0.03778 125 105 18 2
2762 I think you missed you turn. 1.1760 0.03778 125 105 18 2
2763 No, it's a Tersla. 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
2764 Care to race, big boy? 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
2765 No, I don’t need a helmet. Anybody bumps into me, this little baby can take the hit. 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
2766 Because I can! 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
2767 Care for a bump, honey? 1.1759 0.03909 108 90 17 1
2768 Your profile is real: you own a panoramic roof car! 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
2769 Hey! You need to know the rules of these roads in these parts. 1.1758 0.0