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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2022-02-07T01:44:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2022-02-28T01:45:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2022-02-22T01:45:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | February 28, 2022 |
Number of captions | 3908 |
Number of responses | 848102 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | You take a left at these lights. Go the the next junction. Spin around 10 times. Hit the wall. Then reverse back about 10 feet and it should be on your left. | 1.7871 | 0.01154 | 4682 | 2064 | 1551 | 1067 |
1 | Please let me know if you pass three toddlers traveling in a teacup. | 1.7858 | 0.01170 | 4557 | 2013 | 1507 | 1037 |
2 | Walter soon realized that he was not prepared for life in the fast lane. | 1.7675 | 0.00984 | 6447 | 2937 | 2072 | 1438 |
3 | Sir, I am not going to tell you again, your ride is over. | 1.7667 | 0.00954 | 7244 | 3430 | 2074 | 1740 |
4 | Yes it does save me a ton in gas, but my collision insurance is outrageous. | 1.7552 | 0.01223 | 3889 | 1724 | 1393 | 772 |
5 | I see your divorce went well. | 1.7502 | 0.00993 | 6462 | 3066 | 1944 | 1452 |
6 | Go ahead and laugh. I get 89 miles per token. | 1.7483 | 0.00947 | 6384 | 2832 | 2327 | 1225 |
7 | My other car is a teacup. | 1.7455 | 0.01117 | 5064 | 2409 | 1535 | 1120 |
8 | Told you I had the better divorce lawyer! | 1.7350 | 0.01032 | 6016 | 2936 | 1738 | 1342 |
9 | Buy electric, they said. It will be fun, they said | 1.7328 | 0.01394 | 2938 | 1336 | 1051 | 551 |
10 | Some people regretted pre-ordering the new Tesla before seeing it. | 1.7219 | 0.01219 | 4099 | 1976 | 1287 | 836 |
11 | All executives from the amusement park drive company cars. | 1.7203 | 0.00987 | 5956 | 2795 | 2032 | 1129 |
12 | Do you happen to have AAA? I mean batteries. | 1.7191 | 0.01094 | 4956 | 2361 | 1626 | 969 |
13 | I wanted a car that would make me feel young again. | 1.7085 | 0.00982 | 5951 | 2828 | 2030 | 1093 |
14 | Hey, are you looking for a place to crash? | 1.7077 | 0.01432 | 2833 | 1358 | 945 | 530 |
15 | So Tesla finally made a $35,000 car? | 1.7058 | 0.01423 | 3080 | 1547 | 892 | 641 |
16 | For ten more tickets, you can go on the interstate. | 1.7037 | 0.00992 | 5853 | 2808 | 1971 | 1074 |
17 | The dealer said it scored high in crash tests. | 1.7037 | 0.00976 | 5879 | 2776 | 2069 | 1034 |
18 | I manage the amusement park. It's a company car. | 1.7033 | 0.01159 | 4176 | 1974 | 1467 | 735 |
19 | Sir, for the last time……your time is up! | 1.7024 | 0.01144 | 4557 | 2238 | 1437 | 882 |
20 | Look on the bright side, at least no one's going to ask you to help them move. | 1.7009 | 0.01254 | 3754 | 1838 | 1201 | 715 |
21 | When the job listing for Amusement Park Manager said "Company Car Included" I had no idea! | 1.6998 | 0.01222 | 3958 | 1941 | 1264 | 753 |
22 | You take the next exit and hit the first car you see. | 1.6934 | 0.01062 | 5150 | 2526 | 1677 | 947 |
23 | The price tag of a Tesla out of reach, Gary still found a way to go electric. | 1.6902 | 0.01336 | 3141 | 1518 | 1078 | 545 |
24 | Zero to five in 60. | 1.6833 | 0.01129 | 4465 | 2201 | 1477 | 787 |
25 | Bump me again and you’re a hood ornament. | 1.6825 | 0.01095 | 4986 | 2534 | 1501 | 951 |
26 | It was surprisingly affordable for an electric car. | 1.6789 | 0.01024 | 5076 | 2427 | 1852 | 797 |
27 | It’s been bumper to bumper traffic all day! | 1.6744 | 0.01018 | 5331 | 2623 | 1821 | 887 |
28 | Does it look like I would know where the nearest gas station is? | 1.6730 | 0.00958 | 6134 | 3056 | 2028 | 1050 |
29 | Lonnie Musk. Elon’s lesser brother. | 1.6659 | 0.02142 | 1239 | 628 | 397 | 214 |
30 | I was hoping to bump into you. | 1.6638 | 0.01033 | 5072 | 2511 | 1755 | 806 |
31 | How far to the nearest metal ceiling? | 1.6610 | 0.00878 | 7769 | 4088 | 2227 | 1454 |
32 | I love my Tesla, but this is much better in bumper to bumper traffic. | 1.6598 | 0.01046 | 4988 | 2499 | 1687 | 802 |
33 | I asked for a compact electric convertible that can handle the bumps. | 1.6583 | 0.01177 | 3819 | 1885 | 1354 | 580 |
34 | It's a loaner. I brought my Tesla in for service. | 1.6578 | 0.01075 | 4976 | 2573 | 1533 | 870 |
35 | Nice bumping into you, Frank. | 1.6558 | 0.01147 | 3977 | 1961 | 1424 | 592 |
36 | The amusement park? Take a right at the light and you’ll bump right into it. | 1.6552 | 0.01196 | 3707 | 1842 | 1301 | 564 |
37 | It's a hybrid. It runs on electricity and a nostalgia for a bygone era. | 1.6523 | 0.01057 | 4754 | 2376 | 1655 | 723 |
38 | I've been in bumper to bumper traffic since I left the house.. | 1.6511 | 0.01027 | 5213 | 2661 | 1710 | 842 |
39 | Cool. Vintage electric. | 1.6404 | 0.01748 | 1738 | 886 | 591 | 261 |
40 | I thought there would be bumper to bumper traffic. | 1.6322 | 0.01222 | 3529 | 1817 | 1193 | 519 |
41 | I hate when the traffic is bumper to bumper. | 1.6304 | 0.01332 | 2919 | 1495 | 1008 | 416 |
42 | You could've had a V8. | 1.6301 | 0.01448 | 2817 | 1545 | 769 | 503 |
43 | I'm off the grid. | 1.6250 | 0.02965 | 608 | 319 | 198 | 91 |
44 | It's a vintage electric vehicle | 1.6180 | 0.01260 | 3301 | 1736 | 1090 | 475 |
45 | I never thought I'd bump into you again | 1.6138 | 0.01270 | 3112 | 1614 | 1086 | 412 |
46 | Hey, I think that's the guy that bumped us. | 1.6108 | 0.01471 | 2351 | 1233 | 800 | 318 |
47 | Fast & Furious 11: We're Out of Ideas | 1.6086 | 0.02083 | 1354 | 766 | 352 | 236 |
48 | They told me the job came with a car. | 1.6069 | 0.01329 | 2943 | 1571 | 958 | 414 |
49 | It was nice bumping into you again. | 1.6017 | 0.01409 | 2694 | 1470 | 827 | 397 |
50 | I don’t like the circles you’re moving around in,Harry. | 1.6016 | 0.02188 | 1029 | 540 | 359 | 130 |
51 | I see you're serving the new sentence for road rage. . . | 1.6005 | 0.01485 | 2546 | 1426 | 711 | 409 |
52 | Mind if I pass? I'm late for my chiropractor. | 1.5989 | 0.01569 | 2461 | 1437 | 574 | 450 |
53 | Ned was beginning to think he should have sprung for the Prius. | 1.5954 | 0.01535 | 2279 | 1259 | 683 | 337 |
54 | See what happens to little boys who won’t get off the ride? | 1.5951 | 0.01953 | 1420 | 788 | 419 | 213 |
55 | I guess you don't have any Grey Poupon. | 1.5899 | 0.01894 | 1597 | 919 | 414 | 264 |
56 | Supply chain or divorce? | 1.5881 | 0.02840 | 721 | 419 | 180 | 122 |
57 | Mind if I pull in front of you and then abruptly brake? | 1.5839 | 0.01759 | 1884 | 1104 | 460 | 320 |
58 | …then take the right after the Ferris Wheel and you’re there. | 1.5786 | 0.01669 | 1742 | 944 | 588 | 210 |
59 | It’s a self-loathing car. | 1.5763 | 0.01899 | 1718 | 1050 | 346 | 322 |
60 | May I interest you in collision insurance? | 1.5748 | 0.01777 | 1625 | 909 | 498 | 218 |
61 | I took a wrong turn at the merry-go-round. | 1.5721 | 0.01827 | 1547 | 872 | 465 | 210 |
62 | Your next charging station is 30 miles away. You should be there by tomorrow | 1.5701 | 0.01808 | 1512 | 838 | 486 | 188 |
63 | It's ideal for bumper-to-bumper traffic. | 1.5692 | 0.01890 | 1518 | 879 | 414 | 225 |
64 | « Please come back home and let’s talk like grown ups « | 1.5667 | 0.01920 | 1440 | 829 | 406 | 205 |
65 | Are you sure you're on the right track? | 1.5666 | 0.01913 | 1419 | 809 | 416 | 194 |
66 | Don't laugh it's paid for. | 1.5632 | 0.01857 | 1463 | 828 | 446 | 189 |
67 | There's no turning back. Or any other direction. | 1.5620 | 0.01939 | 1331 | 752 | 410 | 169 |
68 | It's the only Tesla model I could afford. | 1.5617 | 0.01959 | 1337 | 764 | 395 | 178 |
69 | I like a guy that doesn’t compensate. | 1.5603 | 0.01940 | 1344 | 765 | 405 | 174 |
70 | See, this is why I no longer date. | 1.5592 | 0.02240 | 1284 | 821 | 208 | 255 |
71 | Help, I need AAA ... batteries. | 1.5553 | 0.02030 | 1239 | 714 | 362 | 163 |
72 | That’s not what they mean by “off the grid”! | 1.5539 | 0.02009 | 1197 | 675 | 381 | 141 |
73 | I thought what happens in Disneyland stays in Disneyland. | 1.5513 | 0.02137 | 1121 | 651 | 322 | 148 |
74 | So Tesla finally made an affordable car? | 1.5501 | 0.02171 | 1138 | 676 | 298 | 164 |
75 | Clown car in the shop? | 1.5498 | 0.02086 | 1204 | 708 | 330 | 166 |
76 | I got tired of going in circles | 1.5485 | 0.02087 | 1154 | 668 | 339 | 147 |
77 | It's a hybrid, perfect for bumper to bumper traffic. | 1.5470 | 0.02144 | 1117 | 654 | 315 | 148 |
78 | You sure you want to play that game with me? | 1.5470 | 0.02282 | 947 | 545 | 286 | 116 |
79 | Looks like we got bumper-to-bumper traffic ahead. | 1.5461 | 0.02102 | 1128 | 653 | 334 | 141 |
80 | One of us made a wrong turn. | 1.5454 | 0.02157 | 1047 | 601 | 321 | 125 |
81 | How's that chick magnet working out for you? | 1.5433 | 0.02267 | 1016 | 603 | 274 | 139 |
82 | You know you hit me like three times back there. | 1.5400 | 0.02182 | 1026 | 595 | 308 | 123 |
83 | Just what EXACTLY did you mean by “nice bumpers”? | 1.5392 | 0.02195 | 996 | 574 | 307 | 115 |
84 | Sure, the range is awful but it's carbon footprint is amazing. | 1.5391 | 0.02237 | 998 | 585 | 288 | 125 |
85 | If you can afford a vintage electric car, you can afford more alimony. | 1.5385 | 0.02268 | 975 | 573 | 279 | 123 |
86 | I should’ve known better than to buy an electric car at Six Flags. | 1.5378 | 0.02245 | 1004 | 593 | 282 | 129 |
87 | Don't forget. It's your turn to pick up the groceries, the dry cleaning and the kids. | 1.5352 | 0.02326 | 938 | 557 | 260 | 121 |
88 | Those first generation Teslas don't work very well once you leave the amusement park. | 1.5341 | 0.02251 | 998 | 593 | 277 | 128 |
89 | Looking for a hook-up? | 1.5320 | 0.02292 | 938 | 553 | 271 | 114 |
90 | Haven't I bumped into you before? | 1.5313 | 0.02363 | 879 | 518 | 255 | 106 |
91 | Still think your little carnival girl was worth it? | 1.5283 | 0.02518 | 867 | 539 | 198 | 130 |
92 | I drive better in bumper-to-bumper traffic. | 1.5278 | 0.02388 | 934 | 573 | 229 | 132 |
93 | (1992) Keep trying, Mr Musk, keep trying | 1.5274 | 0.02345 | 931 | 562 | 247 | 122 |
94 | Go ahead, say something I haven't heard today. | 1.5256 | 0.02502 | 820 | 497 | 215 | 108 |
95 | Turns out, the used car market is even worse than they claimed. | 1.5255 | 0.02402 | 902 | 550 | 230 | 122 |
96 | This is just a loaner while my Tesla’s at the shop | 1.5252 | 0.02312 | 933 | 559 | 258 | 116 |
97 | EVs are the future" he said. "Have I got a deal for you" he said | 1.5230 | 0.02477 | 826 | 500 | 220 | 106 |
98 | Don't feel bad, I've left Las Vegas with less. | 1.5218 | 0.02555 | 780 | 474 | 205 | 101 |
99 | Thanks for saving the planet. | 1.5206 | 0.02586 | 705 | 416 | 211 | 78 |
100 | You said our next car could be electric. | 1.5202 | 0.02668 | 842 | 551 | 144 | 147 |
101 | I don’t think this is what they meant by “off the grid!” | 1.5184 | 0.02521 | 789 | 479 | 211 | 99 |
102 | At times like this, Bob wishes his carbon footprint were a little larger. | 1.5152 | 0.02682 | 722 | 447 | 178 | 97 |
103 | I should have known not to rent a car in Coney Island! | 1.5141 | 0.02543 | 780 | 478 | 203 | 99 |
104 | His attempts to get off the grid had grown increasingly desperate. | 1.5140 | 0.02578 | 714 | 427 | 207 | 80 |
105 | No dear, I don't think that is Elon Musk. | 1.5135 | 0.02671 | 705 | 432 | 184 | 89 |
106 | Yeah? Well at least mine's all electric! | 1.5130 | 0.02558 | 733 | 441 | 208 | 84 |
107 | This is all Hertz had left. | 1.5109 | 0.02749 | 689 | 430 | 166 | 93 |
108 | I’m cruisin’ for a bruisin’. | 1.5041 | 0.02916 | 738 | 505 | 94 | 139 |
109 | Entry level Tesla you got there? | 1.5024 | 0.02747 | 625 | 380 | 176 | 69 |
110 | Did you bump me back there?! | 1.5022 | 0.02639 | 669 | 405 | 192 | 72 |
111 | Stanley’s life of crime as a getaway driver was short-lived. | 1.5015 | 0.02886 | 656 | 424 | 135 | 97 |
112 | My battery’s dead. You mind giving me a bump? | 1.5000 | 0.02725 | 660 | 409 | 172 | 79 |
113 | It looked bigger on Amazon. | 1.4983 | 0.02886 | 590 | 367 | 152 | 71 |
114 | How do you like the Tesla mini? | 1.4978 | 0.02681 | 691 | 432 | 174 | 85 |
115 | That is one flat tire. | 1.4976 | 0.02803 | 633 | 396 | 159 | 78 |
116 | Oliver's electric car always left him feeling inadequate. | 1.4961 | 0.02718 | 637 | 391 | 176 | 70 |
117 | Yeah, I know. But it gets 2,000 miles per gallon. | 1.4944 | 0.02806 | 621 | 388 | 159 | 74 |
118 | I tend to get a little off track. | 1.4930 | 0.02598 | 643 | 385 | 199 | 59 |
119 | As long as someone bumps me, the mileage is phenomenal. | 1.4923 | 0.02734 | 646 | 403 | 168 | 75 |
120 | Hate to tell you, guy, but not all EVs are babe magnets. | 1.4918 | 0.02733 | 671 | 425 | 162 | 84 |
121 | That's your father after our divorce settlement. | 1.4917 | 0.02815 | 663 | 428 | 144 | 91 |
122 | Dudley inadvertently bumps into his ex who clearly had the better divorce lawyer. | 1.4900 | 0.02948 | 602 | 389 | 131 | 82 |
123 | Of course its a TOYota! | 1.4895 | 0.02883 | 574 | 358 | 151 | 65 |
124 | Didn't read the fine print on that hybrid convertible, did you? | 1.4876 | 0.02842 | 605 | 382 | 151 | 72 |
125 | Fancy bumping into you. | 1.4863 | 0.02731 | 584 | 354 | 176 | 54 |
126 | Did you see a six year old girl in a similar vehicle pass by here? | 1.4861 | 0.02865 | 576 | 360 | 152 | 64 |
127 | You do know that's the carpool lane, right? | 1.4855 | 0.02866 | 552 | 340 | 156 | 56 |
128 | You’ll be happy to hear it’s bumper to bumper ahead of us. | 1.4851 | 0.02848 | 606 | 385 | 148 | 73 |
129 | Is your other car a spinning tea cup? | 1.4824 | 0.02958 | 568 | 364 | 134 | 70 |
130 | Let me guess—divorced? | 1.4797 | 0.03092 | 517 | 332 | 122 | 63 |
131 | I can’t go until lightning strikes. | 1.4796 | 0.02906 | 565 | 358 | 143 | 64 |
132 | This is just my daily driver. My weekend ride is a tea cup. | 1.4795 | 0.03069 | 488 | 305 | 132 | 51 |
133 | It was either this or a Prius | 1.4786 | 0.02873 | 562 | 353 | 149 | 60 |
134 | It pays to get a good divorce lawyer, son. | 1.4784 | 0.03036 | 510 | 322 | 132 | 56 |
135 | Did you say jump-start or bump-start? | 1.4783 | 0.02902 | 577 | 369 | 140 | 68 |
136 | Y’all driving a little old Volts-wagen? | 1.4782 | 0.03220 | 527 | 353 | 96 | 78 |
137 | The ad made it seem more fun. | 1.4776 | 0.02897 | 492 | 297 | 155 | 40 |
138 | Look, son. That's what happens when you don't go to school. | 1.4749 | 0.02997 | 558 | 363 | 125 | 70 |
139 | My ex got the Tilt-A-Whirl. | 1.4722 | 0.03123 | 485 | 310 | 121 | 54 |
140 | Well, at least you're not compensating... | 1.4720 | 0.03100 | 536 | 354 | 111 | 71 |
141 | Hop in, we’ll make a hybrid. | 1.4715 | 0.02930 | 526 | 331 | 142 | 53 |
142 | Haven't I bumped into you somewhere before? | 1.4699 | 0.02898 | 549 | 349 | 142 | 58 |
143 | I have collision and I'm not afraid to use it. | 1.4699 | 0.03009 | 498 | 314 | 134 | 50 |
144 | It’s a rental. I learned to drive in one just like it. | 1.4694 | 0.02970 | 507 | 319 | 138 | 50 |
145 | Turns out you can have too much fun. | 1.4689 | 0.03017 | 531 | 344 | 125 | 62 |
146 | First time off the grid?" | 1.4689 | 0.03136 | 482 | 310 | 118 | 54 |
147 | My Zamboni is in the shop. | 1.4689 | 0.03042 | 514 | 331 | 125 | 58 |
148 | Do you get a bumper to bumper warranty with that car? | 1.4670 | 0.02978 | 546 | 355 | 127 | 64 |
149 | I guess my divorce lawyer is better than yours! | 1.4668 | 0.03204 | 482 | 316 | 107 | 59 |
150 | The ad said, "Vintage electric car". | 1.4668 | 0.03053 | 497 | 318 | 126 | 53 |
151 | Don't forget to send my alimony check! | 1.4661 | 0.03227 | 472 | 309 | 106 | 57 |
152 | Sir, we’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty. | 1.4656 | 0.03210 | 494 | 328 | 102 | 64 |
153 | Let me guess, you're single.? | 1.4644 | 0.03196 | 478 | 313 | 108 | 57 |
154 | Off the grid? | 1.4643 | 0.03140 | 448 | 283 | 122 | 43 |
155 | Yes, I've tried turning it off and on again... | 1.4617 | 0.03160 | 431 | 271 | 121 | 39 |
156 | Well, it is electric. | 1.4588 | 0.02889 | 486 | 301 | 147 | 38 |
157 | Your other car is a Segway? | 1.4581 | 0.03260 | 406 | 257 | 112 | 37 |
158 | It’s a loaner. My Tesla is in the shop. | 1.4576 | 0.03083 | 507 | 334 | 114 | 59 |
159 | WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR BUMPER CAR'S EXTENDED WARRANTY. | 1.4571 | 0.03421 | 431 | 289 | 87 | 55 |
160 | Say, I seem to be stuck. Can you give me a bump? | 1.4558 | 0.03181 | 430 | 274 | 116 | 40 |
161 | At least it's electric. | 1.4550 | 0.03153 | 422 | 266 | 120 | 36 |
162 | At least no one will ask me to help them move. | 1.4537 | 0.03138 | 454 | 293 | 116 | 45 |
163 | My other car's a carousel horse. | 1.4537 | 0.03246 | 421 | 271 | 109 | 41 |
164 | Henry eventually grew tired of being told to stay in his own lane. | 1.4533 | 0.03309 | 428 | 281 | 100 | 47 |
165 | Amusement park? Make a right after the second light. Why? | 1.4532 | 0.02952 | 481 | 304 | 136 | 41 |
166 | Want to crash at my place? | 1.4531 | 0.03012 | 490 | 316 | 126 | 48 |
167 | 60’s Disneyland, and yours? | 1.4518 | 0.03154 | 425 | 270 | 118 | 37 |
168 | I’m trading it in, for a teacup and saucer. | 1.4510 | 0.03082 | 459 | 295 | 121 | 43 |
169 | Dating younger women these days? | 1.4486 | 0.03197 | 457 | 302 | 105 | 50 |
170 | Mind giving me a lift? I ran out of ceiling. | 1.4481 | 0.03454 | 395 | 262 | 89 | 44 |
171 | The nearest town's at least eight tickets away. | 1.4467 | 0.03121 | 441 | 284 | 117 | 40 |
172 | Is it always bumper-to-bumper like this? | 1.4465 | 0.02997 | 477 | 307 | 127 | 43 |
173 | I hope you have collision insurance. | 1.4457 | 0.03087 | 451 | 291 | 119 | 41 |
174 | Will two blue tickets cover the damage? I'd rather not involve my insurance company. | 1.4453 | 0.03409 | 402 | 267 | 91 | 44 |
175 | You should see me maneuver in bumper-to-bumper traffic | 1.4452 | 0.03231 | 456 | 305 | 99 | 52 |
176 | The infrastructure will catch up. | 1.4449 | 0.03239 | 463 | 312 | 96 | 55 |
177 | To think we moved out here to get away from bumper to bumper traffic. | 1.4447 | 0.03114 | 452 | 294 | 115 | 43 |
178 | I thought you said you drove a Dodge. | 1.4444 | 0.03344 | 378 | 243 | 102 | 33 |
179 | It's great in bumper to bumper traffic. | 1.4439 | 0.03303 | 437 | 293 | 94 | 50 |
180 | Excuse me sir, do you happen to have any Grey Poupon? | 1.4432 | 0.03416 | 370 | 240 | 96 | 34 |
181 | I can't exit until the ride comes to a complete stop. | 1.4423 | 0.03304 | 407 | 267 | 100 | 40 |
182 | Oh come now, gas isn't that expensive yet. | 1.4415 | 0.03235 | 419 | 274 | 105 | 40 |
183 | It’s part of my road rage therapy. | 1.4413 | 0.03413 | 383 | 252 | 93 | 38 |
184 | Coney Island is the next right. | 1.4411 | 0.03055 | 467 | 305 | 118 | 44 |
185 | It's the only electric car I can afford. | 1.4394 | 0.03223 | 421 | 276 | 105 | 40 |
186 | Could you give me a bump? | 1.4383 | 0.03227 | 397 | 256 | 108 | 33 |
187 | With all those recalls, it looks like Tesla is running out of courtesy vehicles | 1.4380 | 0.03596 | 379 | 259 | 74 | 46 |
188 | We’ll see who’s laughing when it’s bumper to bumper! | 1.4375 | 0.03196 | 416 | 271 | 108 | 37 |
189 | This the punk that bumped into you,Timmy? | 1.4359 | 0.03575 | 390 | 269 | 72 | 49 |
190 | That’s him mom. | 1.4354 | 0.03517 | 379 | 256 | 81 | 42 |
191 | I thought I might bump into you here. | 1.4353 | 0.03386 | 402 | 270 | 89 | 43 |
192 | Where did you learn to drive? An amusement park? | 1.4350 | 0.03383 | 354 | 228 | 98 | 28 |
193 | No, I do NOT have any Grey Poupon. | 1.4349 | 0.03708 | 361 | 249 | 67 | 45 |
194 | The wait list to get one was much shorter than Tesla. | 1.4340 | 0.03379 | 394 | 263 | 91 | 40 |
195 | I was hoping to bump into you sometime. | 1.4316 | 0.03016 | 468 | 308 | 118 | 42 |
196 | This road is not intended for your amusement. | 1.4316 | 0.03468 | 380 | 256 | 84 | 40 |
197 | My Ex had a good lawyer. | 1.4314 | 0.03278 | 401 | 265 | 99 | 37 |
198 | Elon Musk has finally come out with an economy model. | 1.4274 | 0.03516 | 351 | 234 | 84 | 33 |
199 | This little baby was built for bumper-to-bumper traffic. | 1.4255 | 0.03435 | 369 | 247 | 87 | 35 |
200 | I've been going in circles for days. | 1.4254 | 0.03417 | 355 | 234 | 91 | 30 |
201 | You're taking this electric car thing a little too far, aren't you? | 1.4253 | 0.03349 | 395 | 266 | 90 | 39 |
202 | Consumer Reports listed it as the #1 vehicle for parallel parking. | 1.4252 | 0.03294 | 381 | 251 | 98 | 32 |
203 | Impulse buy. | 1.4247 | 0.03306 | 365 | 238 | 99 | 28 |
204 | Yeah he looks rich, but I know a stolen car when I see one. | 1.4234 | 0.03568 | 359 | 245 | 76 | 38 |
205 | Who's driving the big boy car now? | 1.4233 | 0.03530 | 352 | 237 | 81 | 34 |
206 | At least I’m not compensating for anything. | 1.4231 | 0.03418 | 390 | 266 | 83 | 41 |
207 | One of us is in the wrong cartoon. | 1.4230 | 0.03919 | 305 | 210 | 61 | 34 |
208 | How many insults a gallon do you get? | 1.4223 | 0.03797 | 341 | 239 | 60 | 42 |
209 | Excuse me, do you mind bumping me off at the next exit? | 1.4222 | 0.03267 | 424 | 289 | 91 | 44 |
210 | Talk about bumper-to-bumper-to-bumper-to-bumper traffic. | 1.4218 | 0.03223 | 403 | 268 | 100 | 35 |
211 | This parade is for Trumper cars, not bumper cars. | 1.4218 | 0.03860 | 339 | 240 | 55 | 44 |
212 | Son, take a good look at what happens when you buy an electric vehicle on the early end of the technology curve. | 1.4207 | 0.03638 | 328 | 221 | 76 | 31 |
213 | Could you give me a tow to the nearest power station? | 1.4205 | 0.03551 | 352 | 239 | 78 | 35 |
214 | Fast and Furious 10: Late to Work | 1.4203 | 0.03718 | 364 | 258 | 59 | 47 |
215 | 0-60 in 40 years | 1.4202 | 0.03689 | 357 | 250 | 64 | 43 |
216 | The rental car desk said it was either this or a minivan. | 1.4196 | 0.03401 | 367 | 246 | 88 | 33 |
217 | I thought it would be bumper to bumper. | 1.4194 | 0.03311 | 391 | 263 | 92 | 36 |
218 | You make a left. Then another left. Then another left. Then another left. And then just keep repeating. | 1.4190 | 0.03416 | 358 | 239 | 88 | 31 |
219 | Do you know how far it is to Coney Island? | 1.4187 | 0.03471 | 363 | 246 | 82 | 35 |
220 | Gone off the grid? | 1.4176 | 0.03409 | 352 | 234 | 89 | 29 |
221 | It’s court appointed for my road rage | 1.4176 | 0.03425 | 376 | 256 | 83 | 37 |
222 | I bet that's great in bumper to bumper traffic! | 1.4164 | 0.03521 | 365 | 251 | 76 | 38 |
223 | Well at least you're in the right lane... | 1.4164 | 0.03354 | 353 | 233 | 93 | 27 |
224 | I was into EVs before EVs were cool. | 1.4164 | 0.03652 | 329 | 224 | 73 | 32 |
225 | Hey Fella, Can you vacuum my house with that Romba? | 1.4159 | 0.03744 | 327 | 226 | 66 | 35 |
226 | It's just a loaner EV while my Tesla gets fixed. | 1.4158 | 0.03381 | 392 | 269 | 83 | 40 |
227 | Laugh all you want, it's got a bumper-to-bumper warranty. | 1.4155 | 0.03797 | 296 | 200 | 69 | 27 |
228 | I was told it's perfect for bumper-to-bumper traffic. | 1.4153 | 0.03193 | 443 | 305 | 92 | 46 |
229 | The Tesla’s in the shop. This is a loaner. | 1.4149 | 0.03445 | 388 | 269 | 77 | 42 |
230 | My Teacup is in the shop. | 1.4142 | 0.03481 | 338 | 226 | 84 | 28 |
231 | Don't knock it if you haven't tried it. | 1.4135 | 0.03629 | 341 | 235 | 71 | 35 |
232 | What you have never seen an electrical vehicle before? | 1.4118 | 0.03414 | 374 | 256 | 82 | 36 |
233 | You took a wrong turn at adolescence. | 1.4109 | 0.03456 | 348 | 235 | 83 | 30 |
234 | You should have used a more experienced divorce lawyer” Jeffrey Manly Toronto,Ont | 1.4103 | 0.03574 | 351 | 243 | 72 | 36 |
235 | I’m just a little turned around is all, I appreciate your concern. | 1.4093 | 0.03492 | 281 | 180 | 87 | 14 |
236 | Of all the places to bump into you | 1.4089 | 0.03500 | 313 | 207 | 84 | 22 |
237 | Sweetheart, recapturing your youth doesn’t have to look that desperate, does it? | 1.4087 | 0.03250 | 345 | 225 | 99 | 21 |
238 | There's a girl my lord in a flatbed Ford slow'n down to take a look at me" | 1.4083 | 0.03551 | 360 | 251 | 71 | 38 |
239 | You didn’t use your turn signal. | 1.4081 | 0.03712 | 321 | 222 | 67 | 32 |
240 | That ride is not going to last forever Charlie, you have to come home sometime. | 1.4080 | 0.03619 | 326 | 223 | 73 | 30 |
241 | Yes it is indeed electric, but the range is the big issue... | 1.4073 | 0.03398 | 356 | 241 | 85 | 30 |
242 | You AC or DC? | 1.4071 | 0.03622 | 312 | 211 | 75 | 26 |
243 | Great mileage and good in bumper-to-bumper traffic. | 1.4069 | 0.03718 | 317 | 219 | 67 | 31 |
244 | Wanna tell me your joke about women drivers? | 1.4066 | 0.03521 | 364 | 254 | 72 | 38 |
245 | Hey, man, it’s my high school auto shop teacher! | 1.4060 | 0.03587 | 298 | 198 | 79 | 21 |
246 | I'm involved in a fender bender every five seconds, but the mileage is terrific. | 1.4050 | 0.03549 | 321 | 217 | 78 | 26 |
247 | Vintage Tesla ? | 1.4047 | 0.03701 | 299 | 203 | 71 | 25 |
248 | He started to get worried that this was not the electric future everybody talked about | 1.4046 | 0.03358 | 351 | 236 | 88 | 27 |
249 | We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. | 1.4040 | 0.03897 | 297 | 208 | 58 | 31 |
250 | Fancy bumping into you again. | 1.4037 | 0.03785 | 327 | 232 | 58 | 37 |
251 | I'm living off the grid. | 1.4031 | 0.03663 | 320 | 221 | 69 | 30 |
252 | Sorry if I was riding your bumper back there. For some reason I just felt drawn to it. | 1.4028 | 0.03354 | 355 | 240 | 87 | 28 |
253 | The monthly payment is fourteen thousand tickets | 1.4025 | 0.03706 | 318 | 221 | 66 | 31 |
254 | Sorry, I hope to get up to speed with the next lightning strike. | 1.4021 | 0.03770 | 291 | 199 | 67 | 25 |
255 | Don’t tell me. You took a wrong turn at the Tilt-a-Whirl. | 1.4015 | 0.03901 | 274 | 188 | 62 | 24 |
256 | Coney Island? Just keep steering left for about five minutes ,then right for about five minutes, eventually you'll bump into it | 1.4014 | 0.03788 | 289 | 198 | 66 | 25 |
257 | Do you wanna hook up? | 1.4013 | 0.03933 | 299 | 212 | 54 | 33 |
258 | That is one heck of a midlife crisis. | 1.4013 | 0.03800 | 304 | 212 | 62 | 30 |
259 | Mummy had the better lawyer | 1.4006 | 0.03340 | 342 | 229 | 89 | 24 |
260 | Do all carnival executives drive company vehicles? | 1.3993 | 0.04056 | 278 | 197 | 51 | 30 |
261 | How far to Electric Avenue? | 1.3993 | 0.03825 | 278 | 190 | 65 | 23 |
262 | Yeah, sorry to cut you off back there but this thing just seems to want to go around in circles. | 1.3987 | 0.03546 | 306 | 206 | 78 | 22 |
263 | I started in 1961 in Coney Island and never looked back! | 1.3982 | 0.03648 | 334 | 235 | 65 | 34 |
264 | I believe I misread the listing when I purchased this ‘used electric car.’ | 1.3974 | 0.03668 | 302 | 207 | 70 | 25 |
265 | Is that what you meant by owning a "classic EV?" | 1.3968 | 0.03754 | 315 | 222 | 61 | 32 |
266 | How many miles do you get between carnivals? | 1.3968 | 0.03474 | 315 | 212 | 81 | 22 |
267 | ^What does your bumper's bumper to bumper warranty cover?" | 1.3962 | 0.03701 | 318 | 223 | 64 | 31 |
268 | Finally found something even more embarrassing than your Prius? | 1.3960 | 0.04123 | 250 | 174 | 53 | 23 |
269 | This is what happens if you don’t take that call to extend your car’s warranty. | 1.3958 | 0.03872 | 283 | 197 | 60 | 26 |
270 | Golly, it’s one dem tezlas! | 1.3953 | 0.03864 | 339 | 250 | 44 | 45 |
271 | I TOLD you my lawyer was better than your lawyer! | 1.3950 | 0.03859 | 281 | 195 | 61 | 25 |
272 | Boy, this traffic is bumper to bumper. | 1.3942 | 0.03611 | 312 | 215 | 71 | 26 |
273 | Well, well, looky who got himself one of those Elon Musk Happy Meals | 1.3938 | 0.03942 | 259 | 178 | 60 | 21 |
274 | It's a Dodge 'em Charger. | 1.3934 | 0.03773 | 272 | 185 | 67 | 20 |
275 | I'm looking to complete a circuit. | 1.3933 | 0.03621 | 300 | 205 | 72 | 23 |
276 | Nice bumping into you | 1.3932 | 0.03491 | 351 | 246 | 72 | 33 |
277 | This road is always bumper-to-bumper. | 1.3922 | 0.03804 | 283 | 196 | 63 | 24 |
278 | Used car shoppers are really getting desperate. | 1.3913 | 0.03768 | 230 | 150 | 70 | 10 |
279 | Mom, is that Elon Musk? | 1.3913 | 0.03732 | 276 | 188 | 68 | 20 |
280 | You are not in California anymore. | 1.3908 | 0.03793 | 284 | 197 | 63 | 24 |
281 | Come home, Elon, you’ve made your point | 1.3906 | 0.03796 | 297 | 209 | 60 | 28 |
282 | It's still in great shape, even after the fender-benders. | 1.3897 | 0.03892 | 290 | 206 | 55 | 29 |
283 | I couldn't help but notice that we keep bumping into each other. | 1.3896 | 0.03610 | 308 | 213 | 70 | 25 |
284 | Dollar for dollar, this is the cheapest, safest electric car on the market. But there are downsides. | 1.3896 | 0.04008 | 249 | 172 | 57 | 20 |
285 | Is your teacup in the shop? | 1.3895 | 0.04033 | 267 | 189 | 52 | 26 |
286 | I took a wrong turn at the Ferris wheel. | 1.3895 | 0.03716 | 285 | 196 | 67 | 22 |
287 | Laugh, but I got a $12,500 rebate. | 1.3893 | 0.03929 | 280 | 198 | 55 | 27 |
288 | I was told on the radio that it was going to be bumper to bumper traffic | 1.3891 | 0.03579 | 329 | 231 | 68 | 30 |
289 | They told me it was a hybrid. | 1.3889 | 0.03597 | 306 | 211 | 71 | 24 |
290 | The amusement park provides me with a work vehicle. | 1.3887 | 0.03567 | 337 | 238 | 67 | 32 |
291 | Race ya. | 1.3885 | 0.03893 | 296 | 212 | 53 | 31 |
292 | You know they make electric cars with wheels? | 1.3878 | 0.03717 | 312 | 221 | 61 | 30 |
293 | Hey Roomba Man... hope that thing cleans better than it drives! | 1.3865 | 0.03774 | 282 | 196 | 63 | 23 |
294 | It’s bumper to bumper out here! | 1.3861 | 0.03514 | 316 | 218 | 74 | 24 |
295 | Hey, look! It's Elon Musk's idiot brother! | 1.3860 | 0.04043 | 272 | 195 | 49 | 28 |
296 | I’m sorry Laverne, there’s just no connection. | 1.3858 | 0.03869 | 254 | 174 | 62 | 18 |
297 | Do you know how stupid you look in that huge pickup truck? | 1.3858 | 0.03958 | 267 | 188 | 55 | 24 |
298 | Oh, Enid, we've lost that spark. I can't go on .... | 1.3855 | 0.03825 | 262 | 180 | 63 | 19 |
299 | Look, Harold, it's the same guy who advertises those extended car warranties on TV. | 1.3852 | 0.03763 | 283 | 197 | 63 | 23 |
300 | It promotes social distancing on the road. | 1.3852 | 0.03593 | 283 | 192 | 73 | 18 |
301 | Waiting for lightning? | 1.3849 | 0.03911 | 278 | 197 | 55 | 26 |
302 | Ignore him, Elon. He’s going nowhere! | 1.3846 | 0.03883 | 260 | 180 | 60 | 20 |
303 | You'll get used to the bumper to bumper traffic. | 1.3844 | 0.03537 | 320 | 223 | 71 | 26 |
304 | Better hope the traffic isn’t bumper-to-bumper. | 1.3843 | 0.04016 | 268 | 191 | 51 | 26 |
305 | Excuse me, do you have a jumper cable? | 1.3838 | 0.03477 | 284 | 190 | 79 | 15 |
306 | I see you settled on the entry level Tesla. | 1.3837 | 0.04327 | 245 | 178 | 40 | 27 |
307 | It’s a loaner. | 1.3836 | 0.03549 | 292 | 199 | 74 | 19 |
308 | Meet me behind the ferris wheel, handsome. | 1.3834 | 0.03957 | 253 | 176 | 57 | 20 |
309 | I wanted an electric vehicle but my house is off the grid. | 1.3827 | 0.03678 | 277 | 190 | 68 | 19 |
310 | The ad said it was in "fair condition." | 1.3813 | 0.03911 | 257 | 179 | 58 | 20 |
311 | Come any closer and you’ll be charged with battery. | 1.3808 | 0.03777 | 281 | 197 | 61 | 23 |
312 | Do you need a lift? The next conductive ceiling isn’t for another thirty miles. | 1.3805 | 0.03537 | 297 | 204 | 73 | 20 |
313 | Go back 3 exits and look for the ferris wheel. | 1.3802 | 0.03959 | 263 | 186 | 54 | 23 |
314 | It was this or a suspended license | 1.3801 | 0.04208 | 221 | 154 | 50 | 17 |
315 | It's not rage, it's that this car was built for just one thing. | 1.3800 | 0.03986 | 250 | 175 | 55 | 20 |
316 | Still think electric is better? | 1.3798 | 0.03720 | 287 | 201 | 63 | 23 |
317 | Is that one of the new hybrids? | 1.3797 | 0.04052 | 237 | 165 | 54 | 18 |
318 | Hey! No passing on the right! | 1.3797 | 0.03586 | 266 | 179 | 73 | 14 |
319 | Coney Island ? 3000 miles straight ahead | 1.3795 | 0.03520 | 303 | 209 | 73 | 21 |
320 | I see you bumped up to electric! | 1.3793 | 0.03527 | 290 | 198 | 74 | 18 |
321 | Okay, once more around the track, then it's back to your cubicle. | 1.3793 | 0.03828 | 261 | 181 | 61 | 19 |
322 | are you trying to hit on me? | 1.3789 | 0.03958 | 256 | 180 | 55 | 21 |
323 | Traffic was bumper to bumper | 1.3787 | 0.03792 | 272 | 190 | 61 | 21 |
324 | I checked Google before I left - it said to prepare for bumper-to-bumper traffic | 1.3787 | 0.03792 | 272 | 190 | 61 | 21 |
325 | You expect me to believe you’re bumping into us by chance! | 1.3783 | 0.03730 | 267 | 184 | 65 | 18 |
326 | That line worked better when I was standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona. | 1.3782 | 0.04293 | 238 | 172 | 42 | 24 |
327 | It’s nice to bump into you again. | 1.3776 | 0.03841 | 294 | 212 | 53 | 29 |
328 | Need a lift to the playground, honey? | 1.3774 | 0.03860 | 265 | 186 | 58 | 21 |
329 | You're off the grid. | 1.3773 | 0.03886 | 273 | 194 | 55 | 24 |
330 | Hey Mister, can I give you a lift to the next charging station? | 1.3772 | 0.03529 | 281 | 191 | 74 | 16 |
331 | The point when Tom realized his electric car was not cool. | 1.3772 | 0.03827 | 289 | 207 | 55 | 27 |
332 | I get 300 miles per lightning strike. And a brain reset. | 1.3767 | 0.04678 | 223 | 167 | 28 | 28 |
333 | Fancy bumping into you, way out here! | 1.3766 | 0.03537 | 308 | 215 | 70 | 23 |
334 | Wait for a lightning strike, that oughta to move ya. | 1.3766 | 0.04068 | 239 | 168 | 52 | 19 |
335 | My ex wife got the Tesla. | 1.3764 | 0.03870 | 271 | 192 | 56 | 23 |
336 | Alimony's a bitch ! | 1.3763 | 0.03708 | 295 | 209 | 61 | 25 |
337 | You’re hardly in the position to be giving me the finger. | 1.3754 | 0.03700 | 285 | 200 | 63 | 22 |
338 | How's that living off the grid working out? | 1.3750 | 0.04107 | 232 | 163 | 51 | 18 |
339 | Remember the rules; feet in the car at all times, go only one way, and no head-on collisions. | 1.3750 | 0.03642 | 272 | 187 | 68 | 17 |
340 | I probably should've waited a few more years before buying electric. | 1.3746 | 0.03678 | 291 | 205 | 63 | 23 |
341 | Arcade's 180 miles ahead. You should be there in about 9 days. | 1.3740 | 0.03695 | 262 | 180 | 66 | 16 |
342 | My ex-wife got the Lamborghini. | 1.3734 | 0.04166 | 241 | 173 | 46 | 22 |
343 | The only problem is I have to go from state fair to State Fair charging it " | 1.3732 | 0.03640 | 276 | 191 | 67 | 18 |
344 | Elon Musk’s lesser known brother Sparky test driving his electric car. | 1.3731 | 0.03968 | 268 | 193 | 50 | 25 |
345 | Got any Grey Poupon? | 1.3726 | 0.03986 | 263 | 189 | 50 | 24 |
346 | It's all my insurance would cover. | 1.3723 | 0.04115 | 231 | 163 | 50 | 18 |
347 | Yeah, there’s a chip shortage. | 1.3721 | 0.03850 | 258 | 181 | 58 | 19 |
348 | Let me guess. Saving the planet? | 1.3719 | 0.03940 | 242 | 169 | 56 | 17 |
349 | Under-compensating, are we? | 1.3716 | 0.04135 | 218 | 152 | 51 | 15 |
350 | The thrill of going electric was suddenly overshadowed by the prospect of being trapped in the corner. | 1.3712 | 0.03446 | 299 | 206 | 75 | 18 |
351 | Any chance you could give me a bump? | 1.3711 | 0.03509 | 291 | 201 | 72 | 18 |
352 | I live for bumper to bumper to traffic. | 1.3708 | 0.03832 | 267 | 189 | 57 | 21 |
353 | I have a very large penis. | 1.3707 | 0.04574 | 232 | 175 | 28 | 29 |
354 | Do you have bumper jumper cables? | 1.3702 | 0.04063 | 235 | 166 | 51 | 18 |
355 | Is that an antenna,or you just happy to see me? | 1.3701 | 0.04085 | 254 | 184 | 46 | 24 |
356 | Ignore him Bobby; he’s living off the grid. | 1.3701 | 0.03969 | 254 | 181 | 52 | 21 |
357 | Oh she goes great. But only for two minutes thirty at a time. | 1.3700 | 0.04020 | 227 | 158 | 54 | 15 |
358 | Supply chain issues? | 1.3699 | 0.03893 | 246 | 172 | 57 | 17 |
359 | My names Runner, Rhode Runner. beep beep | 1.3696 | 0.04047 | 276 | 204 | 42 | 30 |
360 | I don't suppose you could bump me into town? | 1.3692 | 0.03850 | 279 | 201 | 53 | 25 |
361 | How many tokens did that you set back? | 1.3691 | 0.04086 | 233 | 165 | 50 | 18 |
362 | Yes, it's a rental. No, I didn't get the optional insurance. Why do you ask?" | 1.3679 | 0.04315 | 212 | 151 | 44 | 17 |
363 | Does that Tesla model come in a hardtop? | 1.3674 | 0.04519 | 215 | 158 | 35 | 22 |
364 | I bet you always win. | 1.3673 | 0.04230 | 245 | 180 | 40 | 25 |
365 | Wasn't expecting bumper to bumper traffic today. | 1.3673 | 0.03749 | 275 | 195 | 59 | 21 |
366 | Sorry, the traffic's been bumper-to-bumper | 1.3671 | 0.04079 | 237 | 169 | 49 | 19 |
367 | They were out of Tesla's. | 1.3669 | 0.03755 | 278 | 198 | 58 | 22 |
368 | Looks like the ‘22 model has a lot more leg room | 1.3669 | 0.04022 | 278 | 206 | 42 | 30 |
369 | Any chance you could give me a bump start? | 1.3668 | 0.03621 | 289 | 204 | 64 | 21 |
370 | So you're one of those electric car snobs! | 1.3664 | 0.03840 | 262 | 186 | 56 | 20 |
371 | Well, you're in the slow lane - I'll give you that. | 1.3653 | 0.04263 | 219 | 157 | 44 | 18 |
372 | The electric car craze is becoming quite an amusement. | 1.3651 | 0.03898 | 241 | 169 | 56 | 16 |
373 | Last one there buys the cotton candy. | 1.3650 | 0.03673 | 263 | 183 | 64 | 16 |
374 | you're a long way from Coney Island my friend | 1.3649 | 0.04429 | 211 | 153 | 39 | 19 |
375 | Took a wrong turn at the Tilt-A-Whirl. | 1.3644 | 0.04321 | 225 | 164 | 40 | 21 |
376 | You’re not from around here are you? | 1.3644 | 0.03656 | 247 | 169 | 66 | 12 |
377 | Is this some kind of a joy ride? | 1.3640 | 0.03951 | 228 | 159 | 55 | 14 |
378 | I'm not out here for my amusement. | 1.3636 | 0.03972 | 242 | 172 | 52 | 18 |
379 | Yeah, but they lowered my deductible. | 1.3629 | 0.03708 | 259 | 181 | 62 | 16 |
380 | Don’t you miss the bumper-to-bumper traffic? | 1.3622 | 0.03798 | 254 | 179 | 58 | 17 |
381 | Haven't I run into you somewhere before? | 1.3620 | 0.03526 | 279 | 194 | 69 | 16 |
382 | It's the original Tesla | 1.3612 | 0.04007 | 227 | 160 | 52 | 15 |
383 | Look Jimmy, a vintage Tesla. | 1.3611 | 0.04058 | 252 | 184 | 45 | 23 |
384 | I can't afford a Prius | 1.3608 | 0.03945 | 255 | 184 | 50 | 21 |
385 | I want to crash something other than the stock market. | 1.3606 | 0.04080 | 269 | 201 | 39 | 29 |
386 | It’s always bumper to bumper, I thought it’d be best to be prepared. | 1.3600 | 0.03391 | 300 | 209 | 74 | 17 |
387 | Let me guess, couldn't afford collision coverage? | 1.3598 | 0.04171 | 214 | 152 | 47 | 15 |
388 | The price seemed very low for an electric vehicle. | 1.3597 | 0.03804 | 253 | 179 | 57 | 17 |
389 | Billy, is that the man who was so mean during the bumper car ride? | 1.3594 | 0.04232 | 217 | 156 | 44 | 17 |
390 | I'm looking for Electric Avenue | 1.3594 | 0.03932 | 256 | 185 | 50 | 21 |
391 | Boss vintage EV, Dude. | 1.3592 | 0.04337 | 206 | 148 | 42 | 16 |
392 | Even in the bumper cars you refuse to stop and ask for directions. | 1.3586 | 0.03781 | 251 | 177 | 58 | 16 |
393 | Bad day! Bumper to bumper traffic, huh? | 1.3580 | 0.04079 | 243 | 177 | 45 | 21 |
394 | Dad? | 1.3580 | 0.04072 | 257 | 190 | 42 | 25 |
395 | It’s a rental. | 1.3578 | 0.03847 | 232 | 162 | 57 | 13 |
396 | Mr. Jones, we're going to need you to return to the amusement park. Everybody promises not to bump into you ever again. | 1.3578 | 0.04036 | 232 | 166 | 49 | 17 |
397 | Any chance you could give me a little nudge? | 1.3577 | 0.03637 | 274 | 194 | 62 | 18 |
398 | Th carousel pony was prettier, but it only went in a circle. | 1.3575 | 0.04025 | 221 | 156 | 51 | 14 |
399 | No, the turn for Six Flags was the exit you just passed! | 1.3574 | 0.03814 | 235 | 164 | 58 | 13 |
400 | Need a bump? | 1.3571 | 0.04013 | 252 | 184 | 46 | 22 |
401 | It was either this, the teacup or the log flume | 1.3561 | 0.04291 | 205 | 147 | 43 | 15 |
402 | Thanks for the offer, but my wife wouldn't like it if I took a ride in your bed. | 1.3559 | 0.04398 | 222 | 165 | 35 | 22 |
403 | My therapist says I’ve gone off the rails | 1.3556 | 0.03906 | 239 | 170 | 53 | 16 |
404 | Hey fella, is it true what they say about men who drive small vehicles? | 1.3556 | 0.03671 | 270 | 192 | 60 | 18 |
405 | How long has it been since we left Timmy at the amusement park | 1.3550 | 0.03824 | 262 | 189 | 53 | 20 |
406 | If everyone drove one it would be fine. | 1.3548 | 0.03975 | 248 | 180 | 48 | 20 |
407 | Could you give me a bump start? | 1.3545 | 0.03763 | 268 | 193 | 55 | 20 |
408 | Have you any Grey Poupon? | 1.3540 | 0.04428 | 226 | 170 | 32 | 24 |
409 | I think I took a wrong turn. | 1.3537 | 0.03722 | 229 | 158 | 61 | 10 |
410 | I think you missed a right turn on the Boardwalk. | 1.3527 | 0.03980 | 224 | 159 | 51 | 14 |
411 | Be careful up ahead. I hear traffic is bumper to bumper. | 1.3523 | 0.03775 | 281 | 206 | 51 | 24 |
412 | Learn from my mistakes: don’t buy NFTs. | 1.3523 | 0.03837 | 264 | 192 | 51 | 21 |
413 | That, Bitsy, is a Californian. | 1.3521 | 0.04118 | 213 | 152 | 47 | 14 |
414 | Funny, bumping into you like this. | 1.3521 | 0.04328 | 213 | 156 | 39 | 18 |
415 | It's the Republicans in the only thing left they can't wreck. | 1.3520 | 0.04652 | 196 | 146 | 31 | 19 |
416 | Mine's electric too. | 1.3520 | 0.03739 | 250 | 177 | 58 | 15 |
417 | The salesman said it was the new Dodge | 1.3507 | 0.04250 | 211 | 153 | 42 | 16 |
418 | I admire a man who's an early adopter. | 1.3502 | 0.03847 | 217 | 151 | 56 | 10 |
419 | My other car is a Maserati. | 1.3502 | 0.04010 | 217 | 154 | 50 | 13 |
420 | All right, Doris, you made your point, size matters. | 1.3502 | 0.04268 | 217 | 159 | 40 | 18 |
421 | I know life is full of speed bumps but I think you're overreacting. | 1.3498 | 0.03831 | 203 | 139 | 57 | 7 |
422 | I know how it looks but my carousel horse is in the shop. | 1.3496 | 0.03863 | 246 | 177 | 52 | 17 |
423 | A charging station? Buddy you're in New Mexico! | 1.3494 | 0.03914 | 249 | 181 | 49 | 19 |
424 | Go ahead and guess my weight again, carney man! | 1.3491 | 0.03784 | 232 | 163 | 57 | 12 |
425 | I was told it's an EV. | 1.3480 | 0.03601 | 250 | 175 | 63 | 12 |
426 | Do it mom,just do it | 1.3480 | 0.04118 | 273 | 210 | 31 | 32 |
427 | Mom, is that the new Tesla mini? | 1.3469 | 0.03955 | 245 | 179 | 47 | 19 |
428 | Have you seen a charging station? | 1.3467 | 0.04008 | 225 | 162 | 48 | 15 |
429 | Out for a joy ride? | 1.3467 | 0.04431 | 225 | 171 | 30 | 24 |
430 | A lift is 4 tickets. | 1.3463 | 0.03743 | 257 | 185 | 55 | 17 |
431 | It was the only electric car I could find. | 1.3462 | 0.03757 | 234 | 165 | 57 | 12 |
432 | Winslow, Arizona is just around the next mesa. | 1.3458 | 0.04385 | 240 | 185 | 27 | 28 |
433 | She got the clown car in the divorce | 1.3458 | 0.04055 | 240 | 177 | 43 | 20 |
434 | This track is a little bumpy. | 1.3453 | 0.03862 | 278 | 208 | 44 | 26 |
435 | It might be time to trade in your electric car for a later model. | 1.3452 | 0.04452 | 197 | 145 | 36 | 16 |
436 | How's your collision coverage? | 1.3451 | 0.03893 | 226 | 161 | 52 | 13 |
437 | From the distance you looked like an idiot in a carnival car. | 1.3450 | 0.04237 | 229 | 171 | 37 | 21 |
438 | Well one of us is compensating for something. | 1.3442 | 0.03915 | 215 | 152 | 52 | 11 |
439 | Where’s your “COEXIST” bumper sticker? | 1.3442 | 0.04184 | 215 | 157 | 42 | 16 |
440 | They're saying on the radio that there's been a hit-and-run incident at Wally World. | 1.3442 | 0.04078 | 215 | 155 | 46 | 14 |
441 | Waiting for an electrical storm? | 1.3441 | 0.04105 | 186 | 130 | 48 | 8 |
442 | Take a left by the ferris wheel, head straight towards the fun house and you'll bump right into the arcade. | 1.3439 | 0.03950 | 221 | 158 | 50 | 13 |
443 | Please help. The attendant fell off the pole about a mile back, and now I have no idea where I'm going. | 1.3439 | 0.03821 | 253 | 184 | 51 | 18 |
444 | It must be fate the way we keep bumping into each other? | 1.3436 | 0.04048 | 195 | 137 | 49 | 9 |
445 | I’m piloting an economy model for Elon | 1.3432 | 0.03965 | 236 | 172 | 47 | 17 |
446 | Your mid-life crisis ends NOW. | 1.3430 | 0.03940 | 242 | 177 | 47 | 18 |
447 | Oh, grow up, Elon! | 1.3425 | 0.04594 | 181 | 133 | 34 | 14 |
448 | Go ahead. Bump me. | 1.3425 | 0.03919 | 219 | 156 | 51 | 12 |
449 | Would you happen to have any Grey Poupon? | 1.3421 | 0.04154 | 228 | 169 | 40 | 19 |
450 | You wanna go bumper to bumper, buddy! | 1.3408 | 0.03598 | 223 | 154 | 62 | 7 |
451 | Elon wants his car back | 1.3407 | 0.04034 | 226 | 165 | 45 | 16 |
452 | Pure electric or hybrid? | 1.3404 | 0.04340 | 188 | 136 | 40 | 12 |
453 | You should be wearing a seatbelt! | 1.3404 | 0.04207 | 188 | 134 | 44 | 10 |
454 | Getting the hell outta Dodge? | 1.3400 | 0.04279 | 200 | 146 | 40 | 14 |
455 | I’m unsafe? Look at your kid. | 1.3398 | 0.03783 | 256 | 187 | 51 | 18 |
456 | Can I get a bump start? | 1.3397 | 0.04094 | 209 | 151 | 45 | 13 |
457 | Get back in or this goes on Instagram. | 1.3397 | 0.04313 | 209 | 155 | 37 | 17 |
458 | Hurry up, there's a posse on merry-go-round horses coming | 1.3396 | 0.04110 | 212 | 154 | 44 | 14 |
459 | I knew I'd run into you again. | 1.3395 | 0.04070 | 215 | 156 | 45 | 14 |
460 | Sorry Elon, I don't think it's gonna catch on. | 1.3386 | 0.04120 | 189 | 134 | 46 | 9 |
461 | So, what is your plan if you do catch that kid? | 1.3385 | 0.04210 | 192 | 138 | 43 | 11 |
462 | Bless your heart, you’re living off the grid, ain’t’cha? | 1.3383 | 0.04082 | 201 | 144 | 46 | 11 |
463 | Outrun our charging stations, have we? | 1.3382 | 0.04042 | 204 | 146 | 47 | 11 |
464 | It's not as bad as it looks. I just have to plan my trip around charging stops at electrified ceilings. | 1.3382 | 0.04118 | 207 | 150 | 44 | 13 |
465 | Yes, it's all-electric, but they haven't gotten all the bumps out yet. | 1.3377 | 0.04100 | 228 | 169 | 41 | 18 |
466 | What? I barely bumped you. | 1.3373 | 0.03681 | 249 | 179 | 56 | 14 |
467 | He looks single. | 1.3373 | 0.04665 | 169 | 124 | 33 | 12 |
468 | You'll be late for dinner. No lightning predicted for at least three hours." | 1.3373 | 0.03580 | 255 | 182 | 60 | 13 |
469 | The rental place promised me a convertible. | 1.3370 | 0.04447 | 181 | 132 | 37 | 12 |
470 | Sorry honey, I'm just not feeling the spark. | 1.3366 | 0.04200 | 205 | 150 | 41 | 14 |
471 | My wife thinks it's a Midway crisis. | 1.3366 | 0.04422 | 205 | 154 | 33 | 18 |
472 | Excuse me, Do you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.3365 | 0.04268 | 208 | 154 | 38 | 16 |
473 | You are way out of your lane. | 1.3362 | 0.03919 | 235 | 172 | 47 | 16 |
474 | I just needed to go off the grid for a bit | 1.3359 | 0.03695 | 256 | 186 | 54 | 16 |
475 | Walter's decision to go off the grid does not go unnoticed. | 1.3352 | 0.04495 | 182 | 134 | 35 | 13 |
476 | I told you not to buy an electric car used. | 1.3351 | 0.04377 | 185 | 135 | 38 | 12 |
477 | You must be the lucky fella who won the electric car raffle at the carnival! | 1.3351 | 0.04196 | 188 | 135 | 43 | 10 |
478 | Company car, David? | 1.3350 | 0.04254 | 197 | 144 | 40 | 13 |
479 | You need a jump? | 1.3350 | 0.03938 | 197 | 139 | 50 | 8 |
480 | Hey! That was suppose to stay in Vegas. | 1.3350 | 0.04226 | 203 | 149 | 40 | 14 |
481 | Grow up. | 1.3350 | 0.04068 | 206 | 149 | 45 | 12 |
482 | I heard you traded in you electric car for an eclectic car. | 1.3349 | 0.04358 | 209 | 157 | 34 | 18 |
483 | I'd say your hook doesn't go all the way to your wire. | 1.3349 | 0.03990 | 212 | 153 | 47 | 12 |
484 | Your collision insurance must be through the roof." | 1.3349 | 0.04219 | 215 | 160 | 38 | 17 |
485 | I don’t know any good pickup lines. | 1.3333 | 0.04277 | 207 | 154 | 37 | 16 |
486 | No, it's a left at the rollercoaster and then just past the cotton candy stand. | 1.3333 | 0.04439 | 189 | 140 | 35 | 14 |
487 | I guess you’re used to bumper-to-bumper-car traffic, huh? | 1.3333 | 0.03864 | 231 | 168 | 49 | 14 |
488 | So let me guess. You drive that because you have a BIG penis? | 1.3333 | 0.04059 | 219 | 161 | 43 | 15 |
489 | A token for my thoughts? | 1.3333 | 0.04193 | 201 | 147 | 41 | 13 |
490 | Imagine bumping into you here. | 1.3333 | 0.04125 | 210 | 154 | 42 | 14 |
491 | Out here you can run but you can't glide. | 1.3333 | 0.04152 | 186 | 133 | 44 | 9 |
492 | I don't brake for hot chicks. | 1.3333 | 0.03989 | 261 | 199 | 37 | 25 |
493 | Yes, it is small, uncomfortable, ugly and unpredictable, but it is electric | 1.3320 | 0.03752 | 241 | 175 | 52 | 14 |
494 | Not a charging station … I need the nearest amusement park. | 1.3319 | 0.03850 | 232 | 169 | 49 | 14 |
495 | So you got an EV. | 1.3318 | 0.03976 | 217 | 158 | 46 | 13 |
496 | Get back in the truck by the time I count three or I'm calling your mother. | 1.3318 | 0.04175 | 214 | 159 | 39 | 16 |
497 | Yeah I know it's dinged up, but it's paid for. | 1.3318 | 0.03789 | 214 | 152 | 53 | 9 |
498 | It's part of my sentence for reckless driving. | 1.3318 | 0.03940 | 211 | 152 | 48 | 11 |
499 | You know, 15 minutes could save you 15% on your car insurance | 1.3318 | 0.04053 | 211 | 154 | 44 | 13 |
500 | I heard new cars and chips were in short supply, but I had no idea it was that bad. | 1.3316 | 0.04291 | 190 | 139 | 39 | 12 |
501 | I think I might've taken a wrong turn. | 1.3302 | 0.04210 | 215 | 161 | 37 | 17 |
502 | The radio said there'd be bumper-to-bumper traffic. | 1.3301 | 0.03755 | 206 | 145 | 54 | 7 |
503 | So, how do you like the hybrid? | 1.3300 | 0.03978 | 203 | 146 | 47 | 10 |
504 | There's a traffic circle ahead that you might like. | 1.3300 | 0.04017 | 200 | 144 | 46 | 10 |
505 | Off-grid vehicle? | 1.3299 | 0.03966 | 194 | 138 | 48 | 8 |
506 | Trust me, Bob...it's no carnival out here. | 1.3298 | 0.04399 | 191 | 142 | 35 | 14 |
507 | My other car’s a rollercoaster. | 1.3298 | 0.04272 | 191 | 140 | 39 | 12 |
508 | Just an ordinary midlife crisis. Plus range anxiety. | 1.3298 | 0.04184 | 188 | 136 | 42 | 10 |
509 | No, you can't get there if you just keep turning right. | 1.3295 | 0.04573 | 173 | 128 | 33 | 12 |
510 | Excuse me! Which exit for Coney Island? | 1.3286 | 0.03768 | 210 | 149 | 53 | 8 |
511 | So, big deal. Mine’s electric too. | 1.3282 | 0.04332 | 195 | 145 | 36 | 14 |
512 | Don’t stare, honey. It’s just a poor man who has lost his ceiling. | 1.3282 | 0.04332 | 195 | 145 | 36 | 14 |
513 | It was this or a Chevy | 1.3281 | 0.03681 | 256 | 188 | 52 | 16 |
514 | The ORIGINAL Electric Vehicle | 1.3281 | 0.04253 | 192 | 141 | 39 | 12 |
515 | Of all the runaway bumper cars, in all the deserts, in all the world, you had to pull up next to mine. | 1.3280 | 0.04364 | 189 | 140 | 36 | 13 |
516 | How many miles do you get between amusement parks? | 1.3275 | 0.03725 | 229 | 165 | 53 | 11 |
517 | How many tickets does that set you back monthly? | 1.3268 | 0.04123 | 205 | 151 | 41 | 13 |
518 | Hey Frank, you going 'green' on me?! | 1.3267 | 0.03921 | 202 | 145 | 48 | 9 |
519 | This your first monster truck fight? | 1.3266 | 0.03929 | 248 | 187 | 41 | 20 |
520 | Your blinkers aren't working. | 1.3261 | 0.04006 | 230 | 172 | 41 | 17 |
521 | How many tickets does yours cost? | 1.3257 | 0.03617 | 218 | 154 | 57 | 7 |
522 | At least I got out of that corner. | 1.3252 | 0.04385 | 206 | 157 | 31 | 18 |
523 | I just had to get away from that bumper-to-bumper traffic. | 1.3252 | 0.03864 | 246 | 184 | 44 | 18 |
524 | Hey Boomer!!! | 1.3251 | 0.04264 | 203 | 152 | 36 | 15 |
525 | I've wanted one of these since I was a kid. | 1.3249 | 0.04110 | 197 | 144 | 42 | 11 |
526 | First time in the fast lane? | 1.3247 | 0.03698 | 231 | 167 | 53 | 11 |
527 | We got the truck in the divorce. Your father got to keep the lady he met at the state fair. | 1.3245 | 0.04173 | 188 | 137 | 41 | 10 |
528 | Out of my way lady, I have a two-thirty by the Tilt-A-Whirl. | 1.3242 | 0.04334 | 182 | 134 | 37 | 11 |
529 | The insurance on that thing’s gotta be insane, huh? | 1.3242 | 0.04334 | 182 | 134 | 37 | 11 |
530 | And which exit will take me out of the metaverse? | 1.3239 | 0.04226 | 213 | 161 | 35 | 17 |
531 | I"m dependent on lightning. One bolt and I can go for a week. | 1.3238 | 0.04215 | 210 | 158 | 36 | 16 |
532 | You look like a guy who knows how to have a good time ... | 1.3234 | 0.04231 | 201 | 150 | 37 | 14 |
533 | My exit is coming, can you give me a bump? | 1.3234 | 0.04673 | 167 | 125 | 30 | 12 |
534 | Guess you had my x-wife's lawyer. | 1.3229 | 0.04491 | 192 | 146 | 30 | 16 |
535 | This, Phil realized, was exactly what his wife had meant when she said he took his jokes too far. | 1.3229 | 0.04111 | 192 | 140 | 42 | 10 |
536 | Carnival company car. | 1.3228 | 0.04221 | 189 | 139 | 39 | 11 |
537 | I’m trying living off the grid. | 1.3228 | 0.04221 | 189 | 139 | 39 | 11 |
538 | Would you like a little bump for old times' sake? | 1.3227 | 0.03974 | 220 | 163 | 43 | 14 |
539 | Is that the man that bumped you? | 1.3223 | 0.03630 | 242 | 176 | 54 | 12 |
540 | I'm really sorry for what I'm about to do. | 1.3223 | 0.04198 | 211 | 159 | 36 | 16 |
541 | Um, no, ma'am, I didn't bump into your son on purpose. . . | 1.3220 | 0.04188 | 177 | 128 | 41 | 8 |
542 | Classic EV! Is that a '52? | 1.3214 | 0.04413 | 168 | 123 | 36 | 9 |
543 | Dodge this, you sucker! | 1.3214 | 0.04179 | 196 | 145 | 39 | 12 |
544 | I can't wait to hear your pickup line. | 1.3210 | 0.04769 | 162 | 122 | 28 | 12 |
545 | It was the only vehicle to get seven stars out of five in Consumer Reports’ frontal crash ratings. | 1.3208 | 0.04072 | 212 | 158 | 40 | 14 |
546 | You'll never guess who I bumped into last night... | 1.3206 | 0.04277 | 209 | 159 | 33 | 17 |
547 | Is that an European electric car? | 1.3202 | 0.04318 | 178 | 131 | 37 | 10 |
548 | Don't laugh, it's electric and handles bumps like a dream. | 1.3200 | 0.04442 | 175 | 130 | 34 | 11 |
549 | This is the only electric car I can afford. | 1.3200 | 0.03752 | 225 | 164 | 50 | 11 |
550 | Any idea where the nearest charging station is? | 1.3196 | 0.03819 | 219 | 160 | 48 | 11 |
551 | Despite claims of a supply shortage of new cars Ted found a bumper crop available. | 1.3195 | 0.04701 | 169 | 128 | 28 | 13 |
552 | Guess electric vehicles are already going retro. | 1.3193 | 0.04761 | 166 | 126 | 27 | 13 |
553 | Did you not see "Batteries not included"? | 1.3189 | 0.04134 | 185 | 135 | 41 | 9 |
554 | Oh definitely, there are some drawbacks to being an early adopter ... | 1.3188 | 0.05141 | 138 | 104 | 24 | 10 |
555 | Still driving your father's EV? | 1.3188 | 0.03903 | 207 | 151 | 46 | 10 |
556 | You might be grounded, but I’m looking for somebody with a little positivity. | 1.3188 | 0.04466 | 160 | 117 | 35 | 8 |
557 | Nice rim. | 1.3179 | 0.04122 | 195 | 144 | 40 | 11 |
558 | Oh Lord, is that a girl in a Ford slowing down to take a look at me? | 1.3179 | 0.04122 | 195 | 144 | 40 | 11 |
559 | BUMP YOU | 1.3179 | 0.04241 | 173 | 126 | 39 | 8 |
560 | Looks like the road to all-electric can be bumpy for some. | 1.3179 | 0.04319 | 173 | 127 | 37 | 9 |
561 | Honestly, the only downside is the range anxiety.. | 1.3179 | 0.05179 | 151 | 117 | 20 | 14 |
562 | You bump me again, there will be trouble. | 1.3177 | 0.04099 | 192 | 141 | 41 | 10 |
563 | Remember that girl you slammed into the wall at the County fair...? | 1.3176 | 0.04677 | 170 | 129 | 28 | 13 |
564 | On your marks... | 1.3176 | 0.04207 | 170 | 123 | 40 | 7 |
565 | I think you're supposed to get out of the car before you exit! | 1.3175 | 0.04004 | 189 | 137 | 44 | 8 |
566 | Tailgating is not a game. | 1.3174 | 0.04338 | 167 | 122 | 37 | 8 |
567 | Love your vintage EV! | 1.3173 | 0.04119 | 208 | 156 | 38 | 14 |
568 | Under my suit and tie is a man with a dream. | 1.3172 | 0.03972 | 186 | 134 | 45 | 7 |
569 | What a classic! You don't see many of them old Dodgems on the road any more. | 1.3171 | 0.04718 | 164 | 124 | 28 | 12 |
570 | If you want to go electric this is what's available. | 1.3168 | 0.04443 | 161 | 118 | 35 | 8 |
571 | Over the past two years, haven’t we all been banned from Funland? | 1.3168 | 0.04614 | 161 | 120 | 31 | 10 |
572 | They told me this was an electric off-road vehicle | 1.3166 | 0.04125 | 199 | 148 | 39 | 12 |
573 | That's must be a Beta Tesla. | 1.3160 | 0.04063 | 212 | 159 | 39 | 14 |
574 | I didn't expect bumper to bumper traffic. | 1.3158 | 0.03920 | 247 | 189 | 38 | 20 |
575 | I’m turning you in for that hit and run back there! | 1.3155 | 0.04235 | 187 | 139 | 37 | 11 |
576 | It's the only thing the dealer had in stock. | 1.3151 | 0.03863 | 219 | 162 | 45 | 12 |
577 | Bumper car? I hardly know her! | 1.3149 | 0.04257 | 181 | 134 | 37 | 10 |
578 | I should have gotten bumper to bumper coverage. | 1.3147 | 0.04333 | 197 | 150 | 32 | 15 |
579 | She'd had an upgrade since the last time they bumped into each other. | 1.3146 | 0.04305 | 178 | 132 | 36 | 10 |
580 | your car is off the hook | 1.3146 | 0.04154 | 213 | 162 | 35 | 16 |
581 | Got stuck in bumper to bumper traffic again? | 1.3146 | 0.03878 | 213 | 157 | 45 | 11 |
582 | No I know it was you! We bumped into each other last week. | 1.3144 | 0.03748 | 229 | 169 | 48 | 12 |
583 | Finally an autonomous car with collision protection. | 1.3143 | 0.03796 | 210 | 153 | 48 | 9 |
584 | That's the problem with bumper cars...no GPS. | 1.3143 | 0.04354 | 175 | 130 | 35 | 10 |
585 | How about signalling when you turn,Elon? | 1.3143 | 0.04428 | 175 | 131 | 33 | 11 |
586 | No wonder he’s not staying in his own lane. | 1.3141 | 0.04365 | 191 | 145 | 32 | 14 |
587 | You should see the turning radius. | 1.3141 | 0.04437 | 156 | 114 | 35 | 7 |
588 | How you like that hybrid now that you're out in God's country? | 1.3138 | 0.04283 | 188 | 141 | 35 | 12 |
589 | So...we bump into each other once again. | 1.3138 | 0.04079 | 188 | 138 | 41 | 9 |
590 | I told you it wouldn't be easy living off the grid. | 1.3135 | 0.04463 | 185 | 141 | 30 | 14 |
591 | I'm sentenced to 30 days for road rage. | 1.3134 | 0.04090 | 201 | 150 | 39 | 12 |
592 | Did you just bump into me? | 1.3134 | 0.04269 | 201 | 153 | 33 | 15 |
593 | Your left hand turn signal isn't working. | 1.3134 | 0.03828 | 217 | 160 | 46 | 11 |
594 | Don't worry, Elon. It's only a bad dream. | 1.3133 | 0.04836 | 150 | 113 | 27 | 10 |
595 | Please don't, I've already been in twelve accidents today | 1.3133 | 0.04647 | 150 | 111 | 31 | 8 |
596 | From here, you’ll take the next exit. Then you'll arrive at your old high school where you’ll take a test you didn’t study for.” | 1.3133 | 0.04747 | 166 | 127 | 26 | 13 |
597 | So what happened to the golf cart? | 1.3132 | 0.04378 | 182 | 137 | 33 | 12 |
598 | Dad, you may have taken your bumper-to-bumper insurance coverage too literally | 1.3128 | 0.03901 | 179 | 128 | 46 | 5 |
599 | And you said the divorce settlement would be tough on me. | 1.3128 | 0.04237 | 195 | 147 | 35 | 13 |
600 | I noticed you back at Six Flags. | 1.3128 | 0.04174 | 195 | 146 | 37 | 12 |
601 | This traffic is giving new meaning to “bumper-to-bumper”. | 1.3128 | 0.03980 | 195 | 143 | 43 | 9 |
602 | We found your note and a bottle of gin in the bouncy castle. | 1.3125 | 0.04875 | 144 | 108 | 27 | 9 |
603 | Honey, you are such a long way from being either fast or furious. | 1.3125 | 0.04153 | 192 | 143 | 38 | 11 |
604 | It's the only thing my insurance company will allow me to drive. | 1.3125 | 0.04407 | 176 | 132 | 33 | 11 |
605 | At least you get to keep the house. | 1.3125 | 0.04180 | 176 | 129 | 39 | 8 |
606 | Watch out for the speed bumps! | 1.3122 | 0.04129 | 189 | 140 | 39 | 10 |
607 | Look at that vintage EV." | 1.3122 | 0.04393 | 189 | 144 | 31 | 14 |
608 | Not a hybrid? | 1.3122 | 0.04520 | 189 | 146 | 27 | 16 |
609 | I know gas is expensive, but this is ridiculous, Harold! | 1.3122 | 0.03991 | 189 | 138 | 43 | 8 |
610 | Loser pays for popcorn. | 1.3121 | 0.04146 | 173 | 126 | 40 | 7 |
611 | The radio said bumper-to-bumper. | 1.3121 | 0.04413 | 157 | 115 | 35 | 7 |
612 | Frank, you're just angry 'cause you didn't win the big Teddy Bear. | 1.3121 | 0.04595 | 157 | 117 | 31 | 9 |
613 | Yes, I'm taking it to the fair again. | 1.3119 | 0.04133 | 202 | 152 | 37 | 13 |
614 | No no no. If we bump into him, Mommy will get arrested. | 1.3118 | 0.04434 | 170 | 127 | 33 | 10 |
615 | The salesman said every day would be a carnival of fun. | 1.3106 | 0.04682 | 161 | 122 | 28 | 11 |
616 | Who gets road rage at an amusement park? | 1.3100 | 0.04157 | 200 | 151 | 36 | 13 |
617 | Hey look! The Tesla prototype. | 1.3099 | 0.04171 | 171 | 125 | 39 | 7 |
618 | If you can't beat 'em, dodge 'em! | 1.3099 | 0.03751 | 213 | 156 | 48 | 9 |
619 | Well, it's cheaper than a Tesla. | 1.3098 | 0.04405 | 184 | 140 | 31 | 13 |
620 | The "amusement" part tends to wear off out on the open road. | 1.3097 | 0.04151 | 155 | 111 | 40 | 4 |
621 | Well, if there ends up being bumper-to-bumper traffic, you’re in luck. | 1.3095 | 0.04464 | 168 | 126 | 32 | 10 |
622 | Ready when you are! | 1.3093 | 0.04051 | 194 | 144 | 40 | 10 |
623 | Could you point me to the nearest charging station? | 1.3089 | 0.04092 | 191 | 142 | 39 | 10 |
624 | But it’s the only EV I could afford! | 1.3088 | 0.03978 | 204 | 152 | 41 | 11 |
625 | He knew she was trouble when he bumped into her. | 1.3088 | 0.04098 | 204 | 154 | 37 | 13 |
626 | What's the range on your EV? | 1.3088 | 0.03873 | 217 | 162 | 43 | 12 |
627 | That I’m feeling inadequate now should be easy to grasp. | 1.3086 | 0.04185 | 175 | 129 | 38 | 8 |
628 | On your mark, get set, go! | 1.3086 | 0.04263 | 175 | 130 | 36 | 9 |
629 | Wow! They really don't pay you teachers enough! | 1.3085 | 0.04258 | 201 | 154 | 32 | 15 |
630 | You knew I had a bumper car when you married me. | 1.3082 | 0.04801 | 159 | 122 | 25 | 12 |
631 | So much for the pre-nup | 1.3082 | 0.04457 | 159 | 118 | 33 | 8 |
632 | He sees driving as a contact sport. | 1.3081 | 0.04068 | 172 | 125 | 41 | 6 |
633 | I told you to get bumper sticker for your car not to get a bumper car! | 1.3081 | 0.04120 | 198 | 149 | 37 | 12 |
634 | Tesla was sold out | 1.3081 | 0.04120 | 198 | 149 | 37 | 12 |
635 | Are you ready to talk, now? | 1.3077 | 0.04295 | 182 | 137 | 34 | 11 |
636 | Great to bump into you! | 1.3077 | 0.04002 | 182 | 133 | 42 | 7 |
637 | We start when the light changes. | 1.3073 | 0.04074 | 192 | 143 | 39 | 10 |
638 | Lost? | 1.3073 | 0.04415 | 179 | 136 | 31 | 12 |
639 | It's the only electric car I could afford. | 1.3069 | 0.03938 | 202 | 150 | 42 | 10 |
640 | I swear I didn't rear-end you! | 1.3069 | 0.04116 | 189 | 141 | 38 | 10 |
641 | OK, you win. | 1.3068 | 0.04165 | 176 | 130 | 38 | 8 |
642 | This is the part of the dream where you realize that your bladder is full. | 1.3067 | 0.04949 | 163 | 128 | 20 | 15 |
643 | Edward regretted boasting he would live off the grid. | 1.3064 | 0.04593 | 173 | 133 | 27 | 13 |
644 | Hey, it's all electric, and the insurance rates are reasonable. | 1.3064 | 0.04368 | 173 | 130 | 33 | 10 |
645 | Wow! I really did have a great divorce lawyer! | 1.3061 | 0.04080 | 196 | 147 | 38 | 11 |
646 | That, son, is what the liberals want you to drive. | 1.3059 | 0.04106 | 219 | 169 | 33 | 17 |
647 | How's that electric car working out for you? | 1.3057 | 0.04396 | 157 | 116 | 34 | 7 |
648 | How're doing big guy? | 1.3057 | 0.04922 | 157 | 122 | 22 | 13 |
649 | The Good, The Bad and The Ugly sides of a Divorce Settlement | 1.3057 | 0.04578 | 157 | 118 | 30 | 9 |
650 | They said it was an all-electric vehicle. | 1.3057 | 0.03921 | 193 | 142 | 43 | 8 |
651 | My other ride is a Ferris wheel. | 1.3053 | 0.04231 | 190 | 144 | 34 | 12 |
652 | This is the loaner that Tesla gave me. | 1.3053 | 0.04165 | 190 | 143 | 36 | 11 |
653 | How nice to bump into you out here! | 1.3053 | 0.04029 | 190 | 141 | 40 | 9 |
654 | It's very fuel efficient. | 1.3052 | 0.04255 | 154 | 112 | 37 | 5 |
655 | Have you considered upgrading? Tesla has come a long way since it bought Six Flags! | 1.3052 | 0.04727 | 154 | 117 | 27 | 10 |
656 | Eat my dust, Elon! | 1.3051 | 0.04371 | 177 | 134 | 32 | 11 |
657 | Strange how we keep bumping into each other. | 1.3050 | 0.03830 | 200 | 147 | 45 | 8 |
658 | A Bumper Car Named Desperation. | 1.3049 | 0.04767 | 164 | 127 | 24 | 13 |
659 | Look sugar, a baby Prius! | 1.3046 | 0.04698 | 151 | 114 | 28 | 9 |
660 | Wanna hook up? | 1.3041 | 0.04396 | 171 | 129 | 32 | 10 |
661 | Nice Roomba. | 1.3041 | 0.04317 | 171 | 128 | 34 | 9 |
662 | How far to the next charging station? | 1.3041 | 0.04071 | 171 | 125 | 40 | 6 |
663 | This was the moment when John realized that he was no longer at amusement park | 1.3034 | 0.04624 | 145 | 108 | 30 | 7 |
664 | Heck of a thing son, missing an off-ramp. | 1.3032 | 0.04425 | 155 | 115 | 33 | 7 |
665 | Don't give me that look, Janet. It's been rough since the divorce. | 1.3026 | 0.04213 | 195 | 149 | 33 | 13 |
666 | My Tesla is in the shop so I’m driving my old car. | 1.3026 | 0.04020 | 195 | 146 | 39 | 10 |
667 | Hell! This is a humper. | 1.3023 | 0.04456 | 215 | 173 | 19 | 23 |
668 | It gets fair mileage. | 1.3022 | 0.04210 | 182 | 137 | 35 | 10 |
669 | I don’t really care about your bumper car untethering from the range or how you ended up in the middle of Utah… Explain again why you wore a suit and tie to an amusement park? | 1.3020 | 0.04921 | 149 | 115 | 23 | 11 |
670 | I've hit a few bumps switching to electric. | 1.3019 | 0.04256 | 159 | 117 | 36 | 6 |
671 | Hey fella. I can hook you up. | 1.3019 | 0.04615 | 159 | 121 | 28 | 10 |
672 | This is the only used car I could afford. | 1.3018 | 0.03919 | 169 | 122 | 43 | 4 |
673 | No passing on the right! | 1.3017 | 0.04106 | 179 | 133 | 38 | 8 |
674 | I've seen bumper to bumper traffic before, but not like this. | 1.3016 | 0.04034 | 189 | 141 | 39 | 9 |
675 | Go on now. I'll meet you at the house. Just don't bump into me. | 1.3016 | 0.04103 | 189 | 142 | 37 | 10 |
676 | Waiting to get struck by lightning? | 1.3012 | 0.04479 | 166 | 126 | 30 | 10 |
677 | Low rider, I dig it. | 1.3012 | 0.04479 | 166 | 126 | 30 | 10 |
678 | It was affordable, as far as electric vehicles go. But Hank found himself growing weary of the looks he received from other commuters. | 1.3011 | 0.03908 | 176 | 128 | 43 | 5 |
679 | Are you lost? | 1.3010 | 0.04132 | 196 | 149 | 35 | 12 |
680 | Divorce always has side effects. | 1.3010 | 0.04110 | 206 | 158 | 34 | 14 |
681 | Could you tell me where the closest charging station is? | 1.3009 | 0.03977 | 216 | 165 | 37 | 14 |
682 | My kid wants to trade places with you. | 1.3007 | 0.04442 | 143 | 105 | 33 | 5 |
683 | Rubber baby buggy bumper Rubber baby buggy bumper | 1.3006 | 0.04195 | 173 | 129 | 36 | 8 |
684 | Need me to bump you in the right direction? | 1.3005 | 0.04261 | 183 | 139 | 33 | 11 |
685 | You're a long way from Coney Island, Mister. | 1.3005 | 0.03969 | 183 | 135 | 41 | 7 |
686 | Little far off the grid aren’t you bump boy? | 1.3005 | 0.04109 | 193 | 146 | 36 | 11 |
687 | You missed the turnoff to Coney Island a mile back | 1.3000 | 0.04412 | 150 | 111 | 33 | 6 |
688 | Out for a joyride, eh? | 1.3000 | 0.04235 | 180 | 136 | 34 | 10 |
689 | You should smile more. | 1.3000 | 0.04450 | 180 | 139 | 28 | 13 |
690 | They're right – we don't have the infrastructure for electric vehicles yet. | 1.3000 | 0.03945 | 190 | 141 | 41 | 8 |
691 | Looks like you've got a flat, mister." | 1.2995 | 0.04196 | 187 | 142 | 34 | 11 |
692 | You needed a better lawyer...... | 1.2994 | 0.04614 | 167 | 129 | 26 | 12 |
693 | escape from the county fair | 1.2994 | 0.04290 | 167 | 125 | 34 | 8 |
694 | What are you staring at? That truck runs on dead dinosaurs. Mine's an EV. | 1.2989 | 0.04407 | 174 | 133 | 30 | 11 |
695 | Hang on! Let me get the bumper cables. | 1.2986 | 0.04735 | 144 | 109 | 27 | 8 |
696 | Really? You're leaving me on the Roomba? | 1.2983 | 0.04067 | 181 | 135 | 38 | 8 |
697 | Hello,your car’s extended warranty has expired… | 1.2982 | 0.04610 | 171 | 133 | 25 | 13 |
698 | How's that prenup working out | 1.2981 | 0.03960 | 208 | 158 | 38 | 12 |
699 | The amusement was gone as soon as I left the Park. | 1.2980 | 0.04773 | 151 | 116 | 25 | 10 |
700 | TAKE THAT BACK. I got the amusement park in the divorce. | 1.2979 | 0.04038 | 188 | 141 | 38 | 9 |
701 | Did you really expect to make it from Disneyworld to Disneyland on one charge? | 1.2978 | 0.04335 | 178 | 136 | 31 | 11 |
702 | Move over. I'm electric too. | 1.2973 | 0.04007 | 185 | 138 | 39 | 8 |
703 | New electric car? | 1.2972 | 0.03849 | 212 | 160 | 41 | 11 |
704 | funny that we'd bump into each other here, of all places | 1.2971 | 0.04385 | 175 | 134 | 30 | 11 |
705 | In these parts, we don't have bumper-to-bumper traffic. | 1.2968 | 0.04593 | 155 | 118 | 28 | 9 |
706 | I think I lost my way, I was with the Republican Party. | 1.2968 | 0.04683 | 155 | 119 | 26 | 10 |
707 | So... Climate change huh? | 1.2967 | 0.04059 | 209 | 161 | 34 | 14 |
708 | I dunno. I took a left at the popcorn stand … | 1.2965 | 0.03886 | 199 | 149 | 41 | 9 |
709 | Not everyone can afford a Tesla, OK? | 1.2963 | 0.04345 | 135 | 98 | 34 | 3 |
710 | He's just out for a joyride | 1.2963 | 0.04097 | 162 | 119 | 38 | 5 |
711 | It doesn't have a turn signal. That's why I kept going straight. | 1.2963 | 0.04624 | 162 | 125 | 26 | 11 |
712 | Hey Jack, way to go electric AND convertible! | 1.2963 | 0.04020 | 189 | 142 | 38 | 9 |
713 | I'm unamused, too | 1.2963 | 0.04456 | 162 | 123 | 30 | 9 |
714 | OK, you’ve made your point, but we can discuss the electric car thing at home? | 1.2961 | 0.04090 | 179 | 134 | 37 | 8 |
715 | I think I bought the wrong electric vehicle... | 1.2957 | 0.04201 | 186 | 142 | 33 | 11 |
716 | It's just another Tesla wannabe | 1.2956 | 0.04421 | 159 | 120 | 31 | 8 |
717 | Well, it has a great bumper-to-bumper warranty. | 1.2955 | 0.05128 | 132 | 102 | 21 | 9 |
718 | Don't think I didn't see that bump-and-run you committed. | 1.2953 | 0.04096 | 193 | 147 | 35 | 11 |
719 | How ya likin' that EV now, city boy? | 1.2953 | 0.04289 | 193 | 150 | 29 | 14 |
720 | Coney Island was two exits back. | 1.2953 | 0.04029 | 193 | 146 | 37 | 10 |
721 | Never bring a bumper car to a monster truck rally. | 1.2953 | 0.04809 | 149 | 115 | 24 | 10 |
722 | I bet you plateaued in high school. | 1.2953 | 0.04617 | 149 | 113 | 28 | 8 |
723 | If you're going to the Amusement Park you can at least take the kid. | 1.2947 | 0.03931 | 190 | 142 | 40 | 8 |
724 | To get back, just take a left, a left, a left, and another left | 1.2945 | 0.04076 | 163 | 120 | 38 | 5 |
725 | Just pass me! | 1.2941 | 0.04387 | 170 | 130 | 30 | 10 |
726 | Okay - now let's play bumper cars. Not so playful out here, are you? | 1.2941 | 0.04466 | 170 | 131 | 28 | 11 |
727 | Which model Tesla is that baby? | 1.2941 | 0.04543 | 170 | 132 | 26 | 12 |
728 | Nice bumping into you, Honey, but I hope you're not looking for an easy pick-up. | 1.2941 | 0.04808 | 153 | 119 | 23 | 11 |
729 | I guess your pre-nup wasn't as airtight as you thought | 1.2941 | 0.04112 | 187 | 142 | 35 | 10 |
730 | A race or a lift? | 1.2941 | 0.04338 | 153 | 114 | 33 | 6 |
731 | Crypto crash today Elon? | 1.2938 | 0.04393 | 194 | 153 | 25 | 16 |
732 | Are you looking for connection? | 1.2937 | 0.04121 | 160 | 118 | 37 | 5 |
733 | Another 200 miles, and the Guinness World Record will be mine! | 1.2935 | 0.04084 | 184 | 139 | 36 | 9 |
734 | Got a quarter? | 1.2935 | 0.04432 | 184 | 144 | 26 | 14 |
735 | How'd you catch up so fast?? | 1.2934 | 0.04273 | 167 | 126 | 33 | 8 |
736 | After an hour or so, I realized the gummies had kicked in. | 1.2932 | 0.05205 | 133 | 104 | 19 | 10 |
737 | Go straight and then bear right. If you hit the wall, you've gone too far. | 1.2931 | 0.04237 | 174 | 132 | 33 | 9 |
738 | I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have broken up with you at the party. But honestly Martin, this is the type of drama I’m talking about” | 1.2931 | 0.04391 | 174 | 134 | 29 | 11 |
739 | Actually, mine is electric too. | 1.2931 | 0.04315 | 174 | 133 | 31 | 10 |
740 | Divorce is a bitch! | 1.2927 | 0.04575 | 164 | 127 | 26 | 11 |
741 | Do you want me to bump you 500 miles to the next amusement park? | 1.2926 | 0.04162 | 188 | 144 | 33 | 11 |
742 | My other car is a spaceship. | 1.2925 | 0.04549 | 147 | 111 | 29 | 7 |
743 | When I said electric vehicle, I had something with batteries in mind. | 1.2925 | 0.04549 | 147 | 111 | 29 | 7 |
744 | Dude, Cool electric car! | 1.2924 | 0.03951 | 171 | 126 | 40 | 5 |
745 | You got the house, the truck and the kid. At least let me keep the EV. | 1.2923 | 0.03927 | 195 | 147 | 39 | 9 |
746 | Does that thing have a bumper to bumper warranty? | 1.2923 | 0.04690 | 130 | 97 | 28 | 5 |
747 | The stock market must be doing even worse than I thought. | 1.2921 | 0.04171 | 178 | 135 | 34 | 9 |
748 | Ooh child, get ready for a bumpy ride! | 1.2920 | 0.04415 | 137 | 101 | 32 | 4 |
749 | I heard there are some carousel horses grazing in the meadow five miles ahead, if you floor it, you might still get to see them | 1.2920 | 0.04766 | 137 | 104 | 26 | 7 |
750 | It's been a long time since I bumped into you. | 1.2919 | 0.04193 | 161 | 120 | 35 | 6 |
751 | You again. We must travel in the same circles. | 1.2919 | 0.04462 | 161 | 123 | 29 | 9 |
752 | Junior says your Check Engine light is on. | 1.2917 | 0.04609 | 144 | 109 | 28 | 7 |
753 | Well hey, at least it has zero emissions. | 1.2915 | 0.03873 | 199 | 150 | 40 | 9 |
754 | My kid took the car. | 1.2912 | 0.04180 | 182 | 139 | 33 | 10 |
755 | It's my midway crisis. | 1.2909 | 0.04710 | 165 | 130 | 22 | 13 |
756 | Eco-friendly only gets you so far eh? | 1.2909 | 0.04213 | 165 | 124 | 34 | 7 |
757 | Wanna play chicken? | 1.2908 | 0.04041 | 196 | 150 | 35 | 11 |
758 | You're a long way from Playland Mister... | 1.2907 | 0.04343 | 172 | 132 | 30 | 10 |
759 | Slow down. He could be an unmarked State Trooper. | 1.2905 | 0.04818 | 148 | 115 | 23 | 10 |
760 | Pardon me, do you happen to have any Grey Poupon? | 1.2903 | 0.04665 | 155 | 120 | 25 | 10 |
761 | Don’t laugh. Pretty soon we’ll all be driving electric vehicles. | 1.2899 | 0.04736 | 138 | 105 | 26 | 7 |
762 | Bump this! | 1.2898 | 0.04118 | 176 | 133 | 35 | 8 |
763 | I heard those are accident prone! | 1.2896 | 0.04088 | 183 | 139 | 35 | 9 |
764 | Nice bumpers | 1.2895 | 0.03987 | 190 | 144 | 37 | 9 |
765 | Why the grimace? You got that in the divorce. | 1.2895 | 0.04441 | 152 | 115 | 30 | 7 |
766 | Dude! The old days are gone and they're not comin' back! | 1.2895 | 0.04441 | 152 | 115 | 30 | 7 |
767 | Mine is electric | 1.2893 | 0.04024 | 197 | 151 | 35 | 11 |
768 | It’s the new affordable Tesla. | 1.2893 | 0.04403 | 159 | 121 | 30 | 8 |
769 | Sorry I cut you off, I was trying to dodge traffic! | 1.2893 | 0.04311 | 159 | 120 | 32 | 7 |
770 | No passing on the right, speedy! | 1.2892 | 0.04103 | 166 | 124 | 36 | 6 |
771 | You probably should have gone with the solar powered model | 1.2890 | 0.04162 | 173 | 131 | 34 | 8 |
772 | If somebody did bump your car back there, madam, I don't like what you're suggesting. | 1.2890 | 0.04242 | 173 | 132 | 32 | 9 |
773 | I heard it was bumper-to-bumper. | 1.2889 | 0.04131 | 180 | 137 | 34 | 9 |
774 | The dealer said it was Tes-like. | 1.2889 | 0.04131 | 180 | 137 | 34 | 9 |
775 | I was hoping for more electricity between us. | 1.2886 | 0.04269 | 201 | 159 | 26 | 16 |
776 | Godfrey never forgot his first ride. | 1.2881 | 0.04175 | 177 | 135 | 33 | 9 |
777 | I can't afford a Tesla. | 1.2881 | 0.04018 | 177 | 133 | 37 | 7 |
778 | Not electric. That’s the exhaust pipe. | 1.2880 | 0.05057 | 125 | 96 | 22 | 7 |
779 | Honey, lookup… it’s a vintage Tesla. | 1.2878 | 0.03973 | 205 | 158 | 35 | 12 |
780 | Enjoying life off the grid? | 1.2878 | 0.04706 | 139 | 106 | 26 | 7 |
781 | The one that got away. | 1.2875 | 0.04468 | 160 | 123 | 28 | 9 |
782 | Now watch mommy show daddy how to play bumper cars. | 1.2875 | 0.04640 | 160 | 125 | 24 | 11 |
783 | Look Timmy. It’s the new low-priced Tesla. | 1.2875 | 0.04468 | 160 | 123 | 28 | 9 |
784 | It is the only EV I knew how to drive | 1.2874 | 0.04256 | 167 | 127 | 32 | 8 |
785 | Come on bump me | 1.2874 | 0.04503 | 167 | 130 | 26 | 11 |
786 | The salesman did have a red nose that honked, yes. Why do you ask? | 1.2868 | 0.05067 | 129 | 100 | 21 | 8 |
787 | Downsizing? | 1.2866 | 0.04217 | 164 | 124 | 33 | 7 |
788 | Tesla prototype circa 1997 | 1.2866 | 0.04304 | 164 | 125 | 31 | 8 |
789 | Sure, in the daytime it's easy, but can you go bump in the night? | 1.2866 | 0.04304 | 164 | 125 | 31 | 8 |
790 | Is that the latest Tesla recall? | 1.2865 | 0.04348 | 171 | 132 | 29 | 10 |
791 | Electric Vehicles have come a long way since his generation. | 1.2865 | 0.04187 | 171 | 130 | 33 | 8 |
792 | Larry, I'll be blunt. You're just not my speed. | 1.2865 | 0.04192 | 185 | 143 | 31 | 11 |
793 | Call Frankenstein - Boris is joyriding again! | 1.2865 | 0.04121 | 185 | 142 | 33 | 10 |
794 | Call us up if you ever want back on the grid. | 1.2865 | 0.04049 | 185 | 141 | 35 | 9 |
795 | The worse part is I can only recharge it at amusement parks. | 1.2865 | 0.04261 | 185 | 144 | 29 | 12 |
796 | Bumper-to-bumper traffic. | 1.2857 | 0.04193 | 154 | 115 | 34 | 5 |
797 | The news anchors in L.A. are running out of things to say about you. | 1.2857 | 0.04528 | 147 | 112 | 28 | 7 |
798 | Your tires look flat. | 1.2857 | 0.04293 | 154 | 116 | 32 | 6 |
799 | Hmmf, another smug circus executive in his company car! | 1.2857 | 0.05071 | 133 | 104 | 20 | 9 |
800 | You're new to the electric versus combustion engine debate? | 1.2857 | 0.04041 | 175 | 132 | 36 | 7 |
801 | You haven't seen bumper to bumper yet. | 1.2857 | 0.03773 | 189 | 141 | 42 | 6 |
802 | I couldn't find my keys | 1.2849 | 0.04247 | 172 | 132 | 31 | 9 |
803 | It's a rental. I reserved a subcompact and this is all they had left. | 1.2848 | 0.04315 | 158 | 120 | 31 | 7 |
804 | The rest of the road is gravel, so good luck with that. | 1.2847 | 0.04794 | 144 | 112 | 23 | 9 |
805 | I’m a trumper bumper. Rules don’t apply! | 1.2847 | 0.04963 | 137 | 107 | 21 | 9 |
806 | Austin, Texas in 2025 | 1.2840 | 0.04534 | 169 | 133 | 24 | 12 |
807 | Is that your Tesla sports coupe ? | 1.2840 | 0.04687 | 169 | 135 | 20 | 14 |
808 | Your bumper to bumper insurance premiums must be through the roof! | 1.2838 | 0.04501 | 148 | 113 | 28 | 7 |
809 | So Bob, I think we've finally found an example of structural inequities that you can understand. | 1.2837 | 0.04648 | 141 | 108 | 26 | 7 |
810 | I'm trying to be fun dad. | 1.2836 | 0.04446 | 134 | 100 | 30 | 4 |
811 | Waiting for another lightning strike? | 1.2835 | 0.04596 | 127 | 95 | 28 | 4 |
812 | Is that a pole on your bumper car, or are you just happy to see me? | 1.2835 | 0.05232 | 127 | 100 | 18 | 9 |
813 | Look who I bumped into at the carnival Bobby. | 1.2833 | 0.03961 | 180 | 136 | 37 | 7 |
814 | What’s the matter? Never seen an electric car before? | 1.2833 | 0.04611 | 120 | 89 | 28 | 3 |
815 | Oh yeah, well we'll just see who runs who off the road. | 1.2832 | 0.04381 | 173 | 135 | 27 | 11 |
816 | Undercompensating? | 1.2831 | 0.04173 | 166 | 126 | 33 | 7 |
817 | Yes -when they said I get an electric car as a bonus- I have to admit I was a little disappointed. | 1.2831 | 0.04259 | 166 | 127 | 31 | 8 |
818 | Sooo, I see you had to borrow the kid's car again. | 1.2830 | 0.04648 | 159 | 125 | 23 | 11 |
819 | Hey buddy, your periscope is bent. | 1.2824 | 0.04190 | 170 | 130 | 32 | 8 |
820 | Try that again, and I'll show you how to play bumper cars! | 1.2822 | 0.04396 | 163 | 126 | 28 | 9 |
821 | Is this the right way to the Tilt-a-Whirl? | 1.2822 | 0.04481 | 163 | 127 | 26 | 10 |
822 | Harold, I'm sorry I called you a 9 year old. | 1.2822 | 0.04396 | 163 | 126 | 28 | 9 |
823 | Relax, it wasn't a pick-up line | 1.2821 | 0.04342 | 156 | 119 | 30 | 7 |
824 | I told you to stop watching Back To The Future. | 1.2821 | 0.04246 | 156 | 118 | 32 | 6 |
825 | Va-va-va-voom! | 1.2819 | 0.04335 | 188 | 149 | 25 | 14 |
826 | Could I get a bump start? | 1.2819 | 0.04268 | 149 | 112 | 32 | 5 |
827 | I'm not sure you bought the right kind of electric car. | 1.2819 | 0.04268 | 149 | 112 | 32 | 5 |
828 | Want to see my ticket to ride? | 1.2816 | 0.04282 | 174 | 135 | 29 | 10 |
829 | You've heard of the safe driver discount? Well, this is the insurance company's other program. | 1.2816 | 0.04282 | 174 | 135 | 29 | 10 |
830 | ...It's a Dodge-M series. | 1.2814 | 0.04404 | 167 | 130 | 27 | 10 |
831 | Your system be bumpin’, yo. | 1.2812 | 0.04359 | 160 | 123 | 29 | 8 |
832 | Bit of a bumpy ride, no? | 1.2809 | 0.04138 | 178 | 137 | 32 | 9 |
833 | It was a lot more fun at the Boardwalk. | 1.2809 | 0.04214 | 178 | 138 | 30 | 10 |
834 | Dave always seemed to find himself stuck in bumper to bumper-car traffic | 1.2809 | 0.03901 | 178 | 134 | 38 | 6 |
835 | Don't you just hate bumper-to-bumper traffic? | 1.2808 | 0.04835 | 146 | 115 | 21 | 10 |
836 | Have you considered going solar? | 1.2808 | 0.04427 | 146 | 111 | 29 | 6 |
837 | You want road rage? I've got a ton of road rage. | 1.2804 | 0.04249 | 189 | 149 | 27 | 13 |
838 | Get out of the H.O.V lane, sir | 1.2803 | 0.04503 | 157 | 122 | 26 | 9 |
839 | Need a charge? | 1.2800 | 0.04243 | 150 | 113 | 32 | 5 |
840 | I don't know how you got this far, but I can't say I'm impressed. | 1.2800 | 0.04741 | 150 | 118 | 22 | 10 |
841 | You have a flat! | 1.2800 | 0.04449 | 150 | 115 | 28 | 7 |
842 | Drag race,really? | 1.2800 | 0.04449 | 150 | 115 | 28 | 7 |
843 | So indeed you were playing around. | 1.2800 | 0.04646 | 150 | 117 | 24 | 9 |
844 | Hey handsome. You look like fun. | 1.2798 | 0.04043 | 168 | 127 | 35 | 6 |
845 | OK, Boomer, but that's not the electric car we are talking about. | 1.2798 | 0.03953 | 168 | 126 | 37 | 5 |
846 | Let me guess . . .it’s "Bring Your Inner Child to Work" day | 1.2797 | 0.04592 | 143 | 110 | 26 | 7 |
847 | I had a horse – went too fast”. | 1.2797 | 0.05090 | 118 | 91 | 21 | 6 |
848 | So you bought a “Dodge” without ever seeing it? | 1.2797 | 0.05231 | 118 | 92 | 19 | 7 |
849 | Yes, I'm peddling with my feet. | 1.2792 | 0.04466 | 154 | 119 | 27 | 8 |
850 | Harvey, come home. The carnies miss you. | 1.2791 | 0.04148 | 172 | 132 | 32 | 8 |
851 | Come back to me, Charlie. Trying to return to your childhood is only making your range anxiety worse. | 1.2791 | 0.04229 | 172 | 133 | 30 | 9 |
852 | Oh yeah? Mine's electric too. | 1.2791 | 0.04065 | 172 | 131 | 34 | 7 |
853 | You should have paid in the extra quarter. | 1.2791 | 0.04387 | 172 | 135 | 26 | 11 |
854 | That's what happens when you order an electric car online. | 1.2789 | 0.04162 | 190 | 149 | 29 | 12 |
855 | How far is it to Coney Island? | 1.2789 | 0.04401 | 147 | 112 | 29 | 6 |
856 | Shut up. Publishers Clearing House said if I bought 12 subscriptions, I'd win an electric vehicle. | 1.2789 | 0.04401 | 147 | 112 | 29 | 6 |
857 | Sorry,I’d race you but I have my goldfish on the seat. | 1.2788 | 0.04263 | 165 | 127 | 30 | 8 |
858 | Way to go ! BOOMER | 1.2788 | 0.04086 | 165 | 125 | 34 | 6 |
859 | It's just a rental. | 1.2787 | 0.04201 | 183 | 143 | 29 | 11 |
860 | Would you like me to explain the law of conductivity? | 1.2785 | 0.04003 | 158 | 118 | 36 | 4 |
861 | Is this your first time racing off-track? | 1.2785 | 0.04567 | 158 | 124 | 24 | 10 |
862 | I've got the time if you have the place | 1.2784 | 0.03752 | 176 | 131 | 41 | 4 |
863 | Wow, he bumped you pretty far huh? | 1.2784 | 0.03690 | 194 | 146 | 42 | 6 |
864 | I hit every traffic light on the way here. | 1.2781 | 0.04423 | 151 | 116 | 28 | 7 |
865 | The mileage is lousy, but it performs well in bumper-to-bumper traffic. | 1.2781 | 0.04713 | 151 | 119 | 22 | 10 |
866 | I'm driving as defensively as this thing lets me! | 1.2781 | 0.04022 | 169 | 128 | 35 | 6 |
867 | Now he wants to try bumper to bumper traffic | 1.2781 | 0.03750 | 169 | 125 | 41 | 3 |
868 | Where did you get your license, Coney Island? | 1.2778 | 0.04733 | 126 | 96 | 25 | 5 |
869 | Flat-earther? | 1.2778 | 0.04247 | 180 | 141 | 28 | 11 |
870 | How many feet to the gallon? | 1.2778 | 0.04873 | 144 | 114 | 20 | 10 |
871 | The tilt a whirl is gaining on you! | 1.2778 | 0.04669 | 144 | 112 | 24 | 8 |
872 | My V8 against your Nine Volt anytime….. | 1.2778 | 0.04669 | 144 | 112 | 24 | 8 |
873 | My other outfit's a clown suit | 1.2778 | 0.04312 | 162 | 125 | 29 | 8 |
874 | Y'all got bumped off the floor at Six Flags? | 1.2775 | 0.04045 | 173 | 132 | 34 | 7 |
875 | How many miles until the next amusement park? | 1.2775 | 0.04208 | 173 | 134 | 30 | 9 |
876 | Who’s your Mama now, Mr Musk? | 1.2774 | 0.04890 | 155 | 125 | 17 | 13 |
877 | Ready for the Big League? | 1.2771 | 0.03974 | 166 | 125 | 36 | 5 |
878 | Ecologically correct, I’m pedaling. | 1.2771 | 0.04154 | 166 | 127 | 32 | 7 |
879 | Honestly, sometimes it just feels better not to bump into each other. | 1.2771 | 0.04065 | 166 | 126 | 34 | 6 |
880 | The carnival's back west. | 1.2770 | 0.04160 | 148 | 111 | 33 | 4 |
881 | Who are you calling a fossil fool ? | 1.2770 | 0.04580 | 148 | 115 | 25 | 8 |
882 | Well, it’s kind of electric! | 1.2769 | 0.04762 | 130 | 100 | 24 | 6 |
883 | Looks like someone is undercompensating. | 1.2769 | 0.04886 | 130 | 101 | 22 | 7 |
884 | Hey! Out here you need to SIGNAL before you change lanes! | 1.2767 | 0.04363 | 159 | 123 | 28 | 8 |
885 | Well, that wouldn’t be on my bucket list. | 1.2767 | 0.04271 | 159 | 122 | 30 | 7 |
886 | Pretty far from home, big boy. | 1.2767 | 0.04080 | 159 | 120 | 34 | 5 |
887 | I like a man who knows who's in charge. | 1.2766 | 0.04513 | 141 | 108 | 27 | 6 |
888 | Stop driving in circles! | 1.2766 | 0.04283 | 141 | 106 | 31 | 4 |
889 | No, dear, that's the Elon Musk brother we don't talk about. | 1.2764 | 0.04802 | 123 | 94 | 24 | 5 |
890 | So, where do the snow-chains go?! | 1.2764 | 0.03763 | 199 | 152 | 39 | 8 |
891 | I've run out of tokens. | 1.2763 | 0.04398 | 152 | 117 | 28 | 7 |
892 | The merry-go-round is back there, dude. | 1.2761 | 0.04418 | 134 | 101 | 29 | 4 |
893 | It's a first generation EV, street car range dependent. | 1.2761 | 0.04376 | 163 | 127 | 27 | 9 |
894 | I wouldn't touch an EV with a ten-foot pole. Especially if the ten-foot pole isn't charging. | 1.2761 | 0.04015 | 163 | 123 | 35 | 5 |
895 | dude, you have some flat tires | 1.2759 | 0.04342 | 174 | 137 | 26 | 11 |
896 | If you want a ride I have to charge you. | 1.2759 | 0.04320 | 145 | 110 | 30 | 5 |
897 | It’s self-charging. | 1.2755 | 0.03657 | 196 | 148 | 42 | 6 |
898 | They promised us electric cars if we agreed to come back to the office. | 1.2750 | 0.05016 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
899 | Ran out of cotton candy supplies. | 1.2750 | 0.04154 | 160 | 122 | 32 | 6 |
900 | It’s only a matter of time before this conversation starts going in circles. | 1.2746 | 0.04703 | 142 | 111 | 23 | 8 |
901 | You have dent insurance, right? | 1.2746 | 0.04486 | 142 | 109 | 27 | 6 |
902 | I heard it was bumper to bumper this morning. | 1.2746 | 0.03971 | 193 | 150 | 33 | 10 |
903 | Don't tell me, you couldn't believe the deal you got on an EV? | 1.2745 | 0.03826 | 204 | 158 | 36 | 10 |
904 | Keep on working on it Elon, and you might have a saleable car sometime around 2015. | 1.2744 | 0.04087 | 164 | 125 | 33 | 6 |
905 | I lost a Wordle bet with my wife. | 1.2743 | 0.04244 | 175 | 137 | 28 | 10 |
906 | Sweet ride you got there. I’ll pay you 5 tickets for it. | 1.2743 | 0.03922 | 175 | 133 | 36 | 6 |
907 | It's the new, entry level Tesla convertible. | 1.2739 | 0.04297 | 157 | 121 | 29 | 7 |
908 | Hey! The signs say you must be at least this tall to ride." | 1.2734 | 0.04798 | 128 | 99 | 23 | 6 |
909 | Is that the new electric Dodgem Charger? I'm more a Ram girl myself. | 1.2734 | 0.04309 | 139 | 105 | 30 | 4 |
910 | Actually I've gone electric to save the planet. | 1.2733 | 0.04324 | 150 | 115 | 29 | 6 |
911 | I’m off the grid too. | 1.2733 | 0.04316 | 161 | 125 | 28 | 8 |
912 | Electric is the wave of the future. | 1.2733 | 0.04046 | 172 | 132 | 33 | 7 |
913 | It wasn’t personal, kid. | 1.2727 | 0.04458 | 143 | 110 | 27 | 6 |
914 | Sure it’s five tickets per ride, but I save a fortune on tire insurance. | 1.2727 | 0.04446 | 132 | 100 | 28 | 4 |
915 | You have your way of dealing with a midlife crisis--I have mine. | 1.2727 | 0.04045 | 154 | 116 | 34 | 4 |
916 | Isn’t that the original EV? | 1.2727 | 0.04446 | 132 | 100 | 28 | 4 |
917 | What're you compensating for? | 1.2727 | 0.04155 | 165 | 127 | 31 | 7 |
918 | The race shall commence at the first sign of lightning. | 1.2727 | 0.04347 | 143 | 109 | 29 | 5 |
919 | See what happens when you don't stop and ask for directions? | 1.2727 | 0.04066 | 165 | 126 | 33 | 6 |
920 | How is this Carbon-neutral working out for you honey! | 1.2727 | 0.03833 | 187 | 143 | 37 | 7 |
921 | How long have you been electric, man? | 1.2727 | 0.04348 | 154 | 119 | 28 | 7 |
922 | Where's the amusement park? I need to get back on track. | 1.2727 | 0.04545 | 121 | 91 | 27 | 3 |
923 | And you wonder why you didn’t have a prom date. | 1.2722 | 0.03822 | 169 | 127 | 38 | 4 |
924 | It is going to be tough on you when we merge on to the I-5. | 1.2721 | 0.04159 | 147 | 111 | 32 | 4 |
925 | Need a jump,Mr. Musk? | 1.2721 | 0.04482 | 147 | 114 | 26 | 7 |
926 | 'Is that a street sweeper?" | 1.2721 | 0.04947 | 136 | 108 | 19 | 9 |
927 | Hey look, one of the new electric cars! | 1.2717 | 0.04190 | 173 | 135 | 29 | 9 |
928 | Bump here often? | 1.2714 | 0.04516 | 140 | 108 | 26 | 6 |
929 | Couldn't return it? I told you a million times, 'Amazon, but not eBay'. | 1.2713 | 0.04637 | 129 | 99 | 25 | 5 |
930 | I came for the fun,I stayed for the fuel efficiency. | 1.2711 | 0.04134 | 166 | 128 | 31 | 7 |
931 | Is this the way to Coney Island? | 1.2711 | 0.03953 | 166 | 126 | 35 | 5 |
932 | When I suggested you buy an EV I was thinking Tesla. | 1.2708 | 0.04089 | 144 | 108 | 33 | 3 |
933 | Rental car company didn't have any upgrades from Compact? | 1.2708 | 0.04320 | 144 | 110 | 29 | 5 |
934 | I hope you’ve got a good battery; Disneyland is another 200 miles. | 1.2708 | 0.04207 | 144 | 109 | 31 | 4 |
935 | I told the salesman I wanted a 'fair' price. | 1.2707 | 0.03985 | 181 | 140 | 33 | 8 |
936 | Do you know if there is an amusement park nearby, so I can recharge? | 1.2707 | 0.04417 | 133 | 101 | 28 | 4 |
937 | What part of 'monster truck rally' did you not understand? | 1.2707 | 0.04906 | 133 | 105 | 20 | 8 |
938 | Whoa, WiFi - I like it. | 1.2707 | 0.04286 | 133 | 100 | 30 | 3 |
939 | It’s Tesla’s new economy model. | 1.2706 | 0.04236 | 170 | 133 | 28 | 9 |
940 | Gee whiz this traffic is bumper car to bumper car | 1.2703 | 0.04022 | 148 | 111 | 34 | 3 |
941 | What? So you’ve never seen an EV before? | 1.2703 | 0.04134 | 148 | 112 | 32 | 4 |
942 | Just couldn't keep up with the gas prices. | 1.2703 | 0.04351 | 148 | 114 | 28 | 6 |
943 | Sorry,I just don't feel a spark between us. | 1.2703 | 0.04558 | 148 | 116 | 24 | 8 |
944 | Ready...set... | 1.2701 | 0.04168 | 174 | 136 | 29 | 9 |
945 | This stretch of road is always a circus. | 1.2699 | 0.04357 | 163 | 128 | 26 | 9 |
946 | I was hoping not to bump into you. | 1.2699 | 0.04269 | 163 | 127 | 28 | 8 |
947 | Look, not wearing a mask or a seat belt! | 1.2699 | 0.04179 | 163 | 126 | 30 | 7 |
948 | Have you done today's Wordle yet?" (Jacob Cisneros, 13 years old | 1.2698 | 0.04965 | 126 | 99 | 20 | 7 |
949 | Bill had the wrong idea about driving an electric car | 1.2698 | 0.04014 | 189 | 148 | 31 | 10 |
950 | Is that the (ahem) "Prius" you found on Craigslist? | 1.2697 | 0.04474 | 152 | 119 | 25 | 8 |
951 | Yes, it’s electric, but it doesn’t drive itself. | 1.2697 | 0.04180 | 178 | 140 | 28 | 10 |
952 | You’ve lost your spark, baby. | 1.2695 | 0.04599 | 141 | 110 | 24 | 7 |
953 | And they thought I was the one holding up the traffic | 1.2694 | 0.03817 | 193 | 149 | 36 | 8 |
954 | Dad, time to give the kids a go. | 1.2692 | 0.04200 | 130 | 97 | 31 | 2 |
955 | I never thought of bumping into you after the divorce settlement. | 1.2692 | 0.04102 | 156 | 119 | 32 | 5 |
956 | It's an electric too | 1.2692 | 0.04394 | 156 | 122 | 26 | 8 |
957 | I’m guessing that it’s some kind of punishment for a road range incident? | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
958 | Hey sexy! what have you got there under the hood? | 1.2692 | 0.04102 | 156 | 119 | 32 | 5 |
959 | That's not a bumper car. THIS is a bumper car! | 1.2692 | 0.04299 | 156 | 121 | 28 | 7 |
960 | Honey, watch mommy leave this guy in her rearview mirror! | 1.2692 | 0.04042 | 182 | 142 | 31 | 9 |
961 | It's been nice bumping into you. | 1.2690 | 0.04031 | 197 | 156 | 29 | 12 |
962 | I decided to go electric | 1.2690 | 0.04132 | 171 | 133 | 30 | 8 |
963 | My ex got the log flume. | 1.2690 | 0.04132 | 171 | 133 | 30 | 8 |
964 | Hey Sugar!” “I think you mighta missed your turn. | 1.2690 | 0.04065 | 145 | 109 | 33 | 3 |
965 | I'd love to get home, but I can only go forwards. | 1.2689 | 0.05021 | 119 | 93 | 20 | 6 |
966 | It’s a bumpy road ahead. | 1.2687 | 0.04757 | 134 | 105 | 22 | 7 |
967 | Bump us, and we'll crush you, old man. | 1.2686 | 0.03986 | 175 | 135 | 33 | 7 |
968 | The zero admissions feature sold me. | 1.2685 | 0.04219 | 149 | 114 | 30 | 5 |
969 | It's safer than a Tesla." | 1.2683 | 0.04246 | 164 | 128 | 28 | 8 |
970 | You’re going to need more than a charging station! | 1.2681 | 0.04308 | 138 | 105 | 29 | 4 |
971 | Look away, honey, there are many immature people out on the streets. | 1.2680 | 0.04350 | 153 | 119 | 27 | 7 |
972 | Junior wants his car back, hotshot. | 1.2680 | 0.04250 | 153 | 118 | 29 | 6 |
973 | Get him mom! That’s the guy who bumped into me at the fair! | 1.2680 | 0.04544 | 153 | 121 | 23 | 9 |
974 | W-what makes you think I robbed a theme park? | 1.2677 | 0.03538 | 198 | 150 | 43 | 5 |
975 | Don't let Polly here scare you. She's just partial to roadkill. | 1.2675 | 0.04275 | 157 | 122 | 28 | 7 |
976 | Can you give me a bump? | 1.2675 | 0.04080 | 157 | 120 | 32 | 5 |
977 | Coney Island’s the other way, pal. | 1.2675 | 0.04179 | 157 | 121 | 30 | 6 |
978 | Oh dear, they were out of loaner cars again? | 1.2674 | 0.03942 | 172 | 132 | 34 | 6 |
979 | Any charging stations nearby? | 1.2674 | 0.03963 | 187 | 146 | 32 | 9 |
980 | Head back to the space ship, Scotty, you're just in a toy! | 1.2674 | 0.03815 | 187 | 144 | 36 | 7 |
981 | Do you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.2672 | 0.04575 | 131 | 101 | 25 | 5 |
982 | His penis must be huge... | 1.2672 | 0.04702 | 131 | 102 | 23 | 6 |
983 | Dodged another one!!! | 1.2672 | 0.04825 | 131 | 103 | 21 | 7 |
984 | Do you know how to get to Coney Island? | 1.2672 | 0.04575 | 131 | 101 | 25 | 5 |
985 | Speed up! The haunted house gang is right behind you. | 1.2671 | 0.04790 | 146 | 117 | 19 | 10 |
986 | Price of gas ey, what can you do | 1.2671 | 0.04295 | 161 | 126 | 27 | 8 |
987 | Lemme guess... Your Tesla is in the shop? | 1.2671 | 0.04384 | 161 | 127 | 25 | 9 |
988 | I realize that you’ve lowered our insurance premium, but you look ridiculous. | 1.2667 | 0.04504 | 150 | 118 | 24 | 8 |
989 | They told me the best electric cars were at Coney Island Motors. | 1.2667 | 0.04223 | 120 | 89 | 30 | 1 |
990 | Don’t you know that electric cars are the way of the future? | 1.2667 | 0.04310 | 165 | 130 | 26 | 9 |
991 | I'm itching to blow your doors off, but looks like somebody beat me to it. | 1.2667 | 0.04361 | 135 | 103 | 28 | 4 |
992 | If you want a real ride, jump in. | 1.2663 | 0.03931 | 199 | 157 | 31 | 11 |
993 | It’s a road trip in 45 second increments. | 1.2663 | 0.03707 | 169 | 127 | 39 | 3 |
994 | So, do you want a lift or today’s Wordle? | 1.2662 | 0.04125 | 154 | 118 | 31 | 5 |
995 | I’m telling you, the future is electric. | 1.2662 | 0.04125 | 154 | 118 | 31 | 5 |
996 | Well, I guess because it has bumpers all the way around. | 1.2662 | 0.04401 | 139 | 107 | 27 | 5 |
997 | This is the last time I let my 5-year-old tell me how to unwind! | 1.2662 | 0.04518 | 139 | 108 | 25 | 6 |
998 | Bump into me one more time and they will need your little 'Bo Peep' stick to pick you out of my tread. | 1.2662 | 0.04958 | 139 | 112 | 17 | 10 |
999 | I won't race you unless your F-150 is electric. | 1.2658 | 0.04251 | 158 | 123 | 28 | 7 |
1000 | Cash? No, I charged it. | 1.2657 | 0.04754 | 143 | 114 | 20 | 9 |
1001 | Think you need an overhead charger, big boy. | 1.2657 | 0.04205 | 143 | 109 | 30 | 4 |
1002 | Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
1003 | Sometimes an ‘m’ can make all the difference. I thought I had ordered a Dodge. | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
1004 | Trying to hit on me? | 1.2653 | 0.04244 | 147 | 113 | 29 | 5 |
1005 | It's a loaner, okay? My EV's in the shop." | 1.2652 | 0.04670 | 132 | 103 | 23 | 6 |
1006 | You can give up now. Your electric vehicles are never going to catch on out here. | 1.2652 | 0.04283 | 132 | 100 | 29 | 3 |
1007 | I was the first kid on the block with an EV. | 1.2652 | 0.04793 | 132 | 104 | 21 | 7 |
1008 | I always end up being the one taken for a spin. | 1.2651 | 0.04023 | 166 | 128 | 32 | 6 |
1009 | I didn't think this is what Biden intended when he said 50% of cars on the road would be electric by 2030 | 1.2649 | 0.04171 | 151 | 116 | 30 | 5 |
1010 | You are not supposed to drive straight. | 1.2649 | 0.04378 | 151 | 118 | 26 | 7 |
1011 | I've got something you can bump. | 1.2647 | 0.04810 | 136 | 108 | 20 | 8 |
1012 | It's all the dealer had - something about "global supply chain". | 1.2647 | 0.04217 | 170 | 134 | 27 | 9 |
1013 | Follow me home; I need the rooms vacuumed. | 1.2645 | 0.04301 | 155 | 121 | 27 | 7 |
1014 | The original storm chaser | 1.2645 | 0.04492 | 155 | 123 | 23 | 9 |
1015 | Not that one, honey-- he has obvious attachment issues. | 1.2645 | 0.05084 | 121 | 96 | 18 | 7 |
1016 | Looks like bumper to bumper traffic today. | 1.2642 | 0.04321 | 159 | 125 | 26 | 8 |
1017 | Hey, use your seatbelt. | 1.2642 | 0.04228 | 159 | 124 | 28 | 7 |
1018 | Out to get some juice. | 1.2638 | 0.03972 | 163 | 125 | 33 | 5 |
1019 | Can I plug into your USB? | 1.2638 | 0.04158 | 163 | 127 | 29 | 7 |
1020 | Pull over,sir. You passed me without giving me your ticket | 1.2636 | 0.04413 | 110 | 82 | 27 | 1 |
1021 | I bet you’re not man enough to switch lanes! | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1022 | That's the electric hypercar you bought on AliBaba? | 1.2632 | 0.04251 | 152 | 118 | 28 | 6 |
1023 | How did you know I was headed to the carnival? | 1.2632 | 0.03534 | 190 | 144 | 42 | 4 |
1024 | It’s the only vintage electric I could find. | 1.2629 | 0.03435 | 213 | 163 | 44 | 6 |
1025 | Follow me to Coney Island! | 1.2629 | 0.04129 | 175 | 138 | 28 | 9 |
1026 | Allan. It's my way or the positive/negative polarity highway for you. | 1.2629 | 0.04048 | 175 | 137 | 30 | 8 |
1027 | Don't even try it. | 1.2628 | 0.04079 | 156 | 120 | 31 | 5 |
1028 | You really need to get back on track. | 1.2628 | 0.04548 | 137 | 107 | 24 | 6 |
1029 | And you tell me electric is the future? | 1.2625 | 0.04110 | 160 | 124 | 30 | 6 |
1030 | Is your warranty bumper to bumper, or just bumper? | 1.2625 | 0.04205 | 160 | 125 | 28 | 7 |
1031 | Sir, you cannot take the bumper car outside the park. What do you think that is, a shopping cart? | 1.2624 | 0.04461 | 141 | 110 | 25 | 6 |
1032 | Can I get a little bump? | 1.2624 | 0.04574 | 141 | 111 | 23 | 7 |
1033 | I think you're at the wrong park. | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
1034 | You know they make safer electric cars these days. | 1.2623 | 0.03692 | 183 | 140 | 38 | 5 |
1035 | So just how tough and reliable are those new electric vehicles? | 1.2621 | 0.04038 | 145 | 110 | 32 | 3 |
1036 | Bumper? I hardly know her! | 1.2621 | 0.04155 | 145 | 111 | 30 | 4 |
1037 | Lock the door, junior. | 1.2621 | 0.04155 | 145 | 111 | 30 | 4 |
1038 | I didn’t notice you in my blind spot. | 1.2621 | 0.04487 | 145 | 114 | 24 | 7 |
1039 | EV rental at LAX… why? | 1.2619 | 0.04157 | 168 | 132 | 28 | 8 |
1040 | Ready for a bump? | 1.2619 | 0.04243 | 126 | 95 | 29 | 2 |
1041 | Don’t you even think about riding my bumper | 1.2617 | 0.04194 | 149 | 115 | 29 | 5 |
1042 | Look mom, that’s the newest Tesla! | 1.2615 | 0.03695 | 195 | 151 | 37 | 7 |
1043 | They said it was too small to fail. | 1.2615 | 0.04443 | 130 | 100 | 26 | 4 |
1044 | New Hybrid? | 1.2615 | 0.04704 | 130 | 102 | 22 | 6 |
1045 | You want to tell me again about women drivers? | 1.2614 | 0.04327 | 153 | 120 | 26 | 7 |
1046 | It was at that moment Roger started questioning his life decisions. | 1.2613 | 0.05232 | 111 | 88 | 17 | 6 |
1047 | Bob thought was about time to go electric and get off the grid. | 1.2612 | 0.04486 | 134 | 104 | 25 | 5 |
1048 | Hope you get over your fear of speed bumps! | 1.2611 | 0.04155 | 157 | 122 | 29 | 6 |
1049 | You really want my first impression? Well, you surely aren't trying to over-compensate for anything! | 1.2609 | 0.04363 | 161 | 128 | 24 | 9 |
1050 | I'm all about 'roads less taken', but . . .?" | 1.2609 | 0.04400 | 138 | 107 | 26 | 5 |
1051 | Didn't come with GPS, I'm guessing. | 1.2609 | 0.04797 | 115 | 89 | 22 | 4 |
1052 | It doesn't carry much, but I'll never have to buy tires again. | 1.2606 | 0.04434 | 142 | 111 | 25 | 6 |
1053 | 1.21 Gigawatts will activate the flux capacitor. | 1.2603 | 0.04767 | 146 | 118 | 18 | 10 |
1054 | The new Teslas still have some bugs to work out ! | 1.2603 | 0.04667 | 146 | 117 | 20 | 9 |
1055 | Really? Wearing a TIE on a bumper car? | 1.2603 | 0.04565 | 146 | 116 | 22 | 8 |
1056 | Comedians in Bumper Cars Getting Coffee | 1.2603 | 0.04565 | 146 | 116 | 22 | 8 |
1057 | It was either this, or carpool to work. | 1.2601 | 0.03987 | 173 | 135 | 31 | 7 |
1058 | Hey handsome, don't worry - I didn't make that assumption; you can bump me anytime." | 1.2600 | 0.04061 | 150 | 115 | 31 | 4 |
1059 | Did you take a wrong turn?" | 1.2600 | 0.04379 | 150 | 118 | 25 | 7 |
1060 | I think I took a wrong turn after the tilt-a-whirl. | 1.2600 | 0.04276 | 150 | 117 | 27 | 6 |
1061 | Honey, I think you've got a flat. | 1.2598 | 0.05026 | 127 | 102 | 17 | 8 |
1062 | Kid, this is why you shouldn't drink and drive. | 1.2597 | 0.04680 | 154 | 125 | 18 | 11 |
1063 | Hey mister, you need a bump? | 1.2597 | 0.04248 | 181 | 146 | 23 | 12 |
1064 | Want to change places with the kid? | 1.2595 | 0.04414 | 131 | 101 | 26 | 4 |
1065 | Do you feel like going for a spin? | 1.2595 | 0.04279 | 131 | 100 | 28 | 3 |
1066 | White people. | 1.2593 | 0.04928 | 135 | 109 | 17 | 9 |
1067 | Wow! You can hang your car in a closet. | 1.2593 | 0.04698 | 135 | 107 | 21 | 7 |
1068 | I was electric before electric was cool. | 1.2593 | 0.04456 | 135 | 105 | 25 | 5 |
1069 | Call me if you want another bump. | 1.2590 | 0.04002 | 166 | 129 | 31 | 6 |
1070 | This microchip shortage has gotten out of hand. | 1.2590 | 0.04490 | 139 | 109 | 24 | 6 |
1071 | No--do you actually pick up your truck? | 1.2590 | 0.04717 | 139 | 111 | 20 | 8 |
1072 | See, Sparky, pick-up drivers aren't the worst on the road after all. | 1.2590 | 0.04252 | 139 | 107 | 28 | 4 |
1073 | You expecting bumper to bumper traffic? | 1.2590 | 0.04127 | 139 | 106 | 30 | 3 |
1074 | You’re going to need a jump | 1.2587 | 0.04293 | 143 | 111 | 27 | 5 |
1075 | Toto we're not in Texas anymore. | 1.2587 | 0.04293 | 143 | 111 | 27 | 5 |
1076 | Sometimes bigger is better | 1.2587 | 0.04406 | 143 | 112 | 25 | 6 |
1077 | I call it UNDER-compensating. | 1.2585 | 0.04537 | 147 | 117 | 22 | 8 |
1078 | When your fortune cookie says, "The road ahead is bumpy, so enjoy the ride," you don't need to take it so literally. | 1.2585 | 0.04537 | 147 | 117 | 22 | 8 |
1079 | Six cylinder? More like Six Flags. | 1.2585 | 0.04638 | 147 | 118 | 20 | 9 |
1080 | Nice no wheels | 1.2585 | 0.04218 | 147 | 114 | 28 | 5 |
1081 | I do believe that man’s mid-life crisis is in crisis. | 1.2581 | 0.04841 | 124 | 98 | 20 | 6 |
1082 | Sorry, buddy, I can’t help you. Maybe next time get a longer extension cord. | 1.2579 | 0.04110 | 159 | 124 | 29 | 6 |
1083 | That moment when you first question buying electric... | 1.2579 | 0.04110 | 159 | 124 | 29 | 6 |
1084 | Fasten your seatbelt bro! | 1.2579 | 0.04299 | 159 | 126 | 25 | 8 |
1085 | Are you lost...or just looking for trouble? | 1.2579 | 0.04110 | 159 | 124 | 29 | 6 |
1086 | Am I still in Coney Island, or is this what Heaven is like? | 1.2577 | 0.03752 | 163 | 124 | 36 | 3 |
1087 | Road's not big enough for both of us! | 1.2576 | 0.04251 | 132 | 101 | 28 | 3 |
1088 | What kind of mileage you get? | 1.2576 | 0.04515 | 132 | 103 | 24 | 5 |
1089 | You need to get yourself some wheels! | 1.2575 | 0.03981 | 167 | 130 | 31 | 6 |
1090 | Thanks for the divorce settlement. | 1.2575 | 0.04244 | 167 | 133 | 25 | 9 |
1091 | Hi, Larry. It's nice to bump into you again. | 1.2574 | 0.04428 | 136 | 106 | 25 | 5 |
1092 | Aren't you tired of being a bumper stickler? | 1.2573 | 0.03832 | 171 | 132 | 34 | 5 |
1093 | Out of the way, Elon | 1.2573 | 0.03920 | 171 | 133 | 32 | 6 |
1094 | Wanna race back to the fair? I'll keep it in first gear. | 1.2571 | 0.04462 | 140 | 110 | 24 | 6 |
1095 | Buddy, you don't want to play bumper cars with me. | 1.2571 | 0.04029 | 175 | 138 | 29 | 8 |
1096 | That's an interesting use of the earth's electromagnetic field! | 1.2571 | 0.04345 | 140 | 109 | 26 | 5 |
1097 | I got bumped off course. | 1.2570 | 0.03724 | 179 | 138 | 36 | 5 |
1098 | I should have opted for the ‘ride all day” ticket. | 1.2568 | 0.04277 | 183 | 149 | 21 | 13 |
1099 | „Boys will be boys!“ | 1.2568 | 0.04193 | 148 | 115 | 28 | 5 |
1100 | Mine is bigger than yours. | 1.2566 | 0.04226 | 152 | 119 | 27 | 6 |
1101 | I guess your father has had enough of the carnival life | 1.2566 | 0.04226 | 152 | 119 | 27 | 6 |
1102 | All’s fair in love and fairs. | 1.2564 | 0.04403 | 117 | 89 | 26 | 2 |
1103 | So does that thing run on sex appeal? | 1.2563 | 0.04275 | 160 | 127 | 25 | 8 |
1104 | But its electric | 1.2563 | 0.04182 | 160 | 126 | 27 | 7 |
1105 | I am lost can you direct me to Coney Island | 1.2561 | 0.03928 | 164 | 127 | 32 | 5 |
1106 | WOW! Nice looking suit. | 1.2561 | 0.04022 | 164 | 128 | 30 | 6 |
1107 | How do you roll without a roof? | 1.2560 | 0.05068 | 125 | 101 | 16 | 8 |
1108 | Life's a merry-go-round, isn't it Frank? | 1.2560 | 0.04806 | 125 | 99 | 20 | 6 |
1109 | Move over, Elon. No grid, no future | 1.2560 | 0.04806 | 125 | 99 | 20 | 6 |
1110 | Still thinking about purchasing our bumper to bumper warranty? | 1.2558 | 0.04575 | 129 | 101 | 23 | 5 |
1111 | This is no joyride. | 1.2556 | 0.04356 | 133 | 103 | 26 | 4 |
1112 | Rubber baby buggy bumpers. | 1.2556 | 0.03949 | 180 | 142 | 30 | 8 |
1113 | Say goodbye to daddy. We just passed the last utility pole. | 1.2555 | 0.04275 | 137 | 106 | 27 | 4 |
1114 | I hate being stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic! | 1.2555 | 0.04520 | 137 | 108 | 23 | 6 |
1115 | Before you try anything, my bumpers are about level with your head. | 1.2555 | 0.04520 | 137 | 108 | 23 | 6 |
1116 | Actually, we’re a constitutional republic. | 1.2553 | 0.04870 | 141 | 115 | 16 | 10 |
1117 | Sorry, I can't give you a bump. | 1.2553 | 0.04199 | 141 | 109 | 28 | 4 |
1118 | Hey mister, I like your roll bar! | 1.2553 | 0.04318 | 141 | 110 | 26 | 5 |
1119 | Really wishing I hadn't been so hasty in declining the navigation upgrade package. | 1.2553 | 0.04077 | 141 | 108 | 30 | 3 |
1120 | Looks like a hit and run... | 1.2552 | 0.04461 | 145 | 115 | 23 | 7 |
1121 | Tesla Model T.” | 1.2550 | 0.04380 | 149 | 118 | 24 | 7 |
1122 | Nice loaner car. | 1.2549 | 0.04202 | 153 | 120 | 27 | 6 |
1123 | Hey there little buddy | 1.2549 | 0.04498 | 153 | 123 | 21 | 9 |
1124 | I think I missed the turn off ramp. | 1.2547 | 0.03968 | 161 | 125 | 31 | 5 |
1125 | Don’t judge me, I was an early EV adopter. | 1.2547 | 0.03767 | 161 | 123 | 35 | 3 |
1126 | Son, that's what Gamestop calls a 'company car'. | 1.2545 | 0.04001 | 165 | 129 | 30 | 6 |
1127 | They only call it bumper to bumper traffic | 1.2545 | 0.04181 | 165 | 131 | 26 | 8 |
1128 | Yeah, I remember him hanging around the Tilt-A-Whirl and eyeing one of the horses on the merry-go-round. | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
1129 | Make sure your antenna is down before we go through the next tunnel | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
1130 | I tried living off-grid, too, but I missed the sparks. | 1.2542 | 0.04533 | 118 | 91 | 24 | 3 |
1131 | In this instance, being "off grid" has its disadvantages. | 1.2541 | 0.04442 | 122 | 94 | 25 | 3 |
1132 | Please go around, I'm driving without collision assurance. | 1.2540 | 0.04355 | 126 | 97 | 26 | 3 |
1133 | Looks like someone has some range anxiety. | 1.2540 | 0.04904 | 126 | 101 | 18 | 7 |
1134 | You got an electric vehicle ahead of your time. | 1.2540 | 0.04772 | 126 | 100 | 20 | 6 |
1135 | It's self-driving. | 1.2538 | 0.04411 | 130 | 101 | 25 | 4 |
1136 | Hey Big Boy you want to hook up? | 1.2538 | 0.03853 | 197 | 157 | 30 | 10 |
1137 | Fancy bumping into you here | 1.2537 | 0.04700 | 134 | 107 | 20 | 7 |
1138 | I heard that model has a bumpy ride. | 1.2537 | 0.04700 | 134 | 107 | 20 | 7 |
1139 | Honk if you like me, I'll give you a ride. | 1.2537 | 0.04455 | 134 | 105 | 24 | 5 |
1140 | As long as you stay in your lane , we're cool | 1.2537 | 0.04455 | 134 | 105 | 24 | 5 |
1141 | Big deal; our pick up truck runs on cotton candy. | 1.2537 | 0.04933 | 134 | 109 | 16 | 9 |
1142 | I'm thrilled. I got the last EV on the lot. | 1.2536 | 0.04607 | 138 | 110 | 21 | 7 |
1143 | No, as a matter of fact, they don't use a calendar to determine my car's time from 0-60. They could. They just don't! | 1.2536 | 0.04248 | 138 | 107 | 27 | 4 |
1144 | Which way to Coney Island? | 1.2536 | 0.04248 | 138 | 107 | 27 | 4 |
1145 | It really IS bumper to bumper traffic | 1.2536 | 0.04491 | 138 | 109 | 23 | 6 |
1146 | AlGore! Is that you? | 1.2536 | 0.04607 | 138 | 110 | 21 | 7 |
1147 | I love the smell of ozone in the morning, don't you? | 1.2535 | 0.04173 | 142 | 110 | 28 | 4 |
1148 | Ma'am, your son was involved in a bump-and-run. | 1.2535 | 0.04518 | 142 | 113 | 22 | 7 |
1149 | Are you sure you’re not lost? | 1.2534 | 0.04539 | 146 | 117 | 21 | 8 |
1150 | Yes, but the money I save on gas goes straight to my psychiatrist. | 1.2534 | 0.04539 | 146 | 117 | 21 | 8 |
1151 | I’m Adam, this is EV. | 1.2534 | 0.04326 | 146 | 115 | 25 | 6 |
1152 | Was the clown car finally full? | 1.2533 | 0.04354 | 150 | 119 | 24 | 7 |
1153 | I said, ‘Honk if you regret divorcing me.’ | 1.2532 | 0.04278 | 154 | 122 | 25 | 7 |
1154 | Yeah, but, at least I’m vaccinated… ok?! | 1.2532 | 0.04178 | 154 | 121 | 27 | 6 |
1155 | Amused? | 1.2532 | 0.03861 | 154 | 118 | 33 | 3 |
1156 | One too many fender benders... | 1.2532 | 0.03803 | 158 | 121 | 34 | 3 |
1157 | Eat My Smoke! Greenie! | 1.2531 | 0.04228 | 162 | 129 | 25 | 8 |
1158 | Hey! Which way is the tilt-a-whirl? | 1.2530 | 0.04070 | 166 | 131 | 28 | 7 |
1159 | The guy who sold you that electric car - did he have a red nose, by any chance ? | 1.2530 | 0.04159 | 166 | 132 | 26 | 8 |
1160 | It's no Tesla. | 1.2530 | 0.04070 | 166 | 131 | 28 | 7 |
1161 | Winslow, Arizona | 1.2530 | 0.04331 | 166 | 134 | 22 | 10 |
1162 | I think I made a wrong turn | 1.2530 | 0.03887 | 166 | 129 | 32 | 5 |
1163 | The new, improved, inclusive Daytona 500. | 1.2529 | 0.03829 | 170 | 132 | 33 | 5 |
1164 | You seem a worthy opponent, but our bumpers don't align, | 1.2523 | 0.04697 | 111 | 86 | 22 | 3 |
1165 | damn auto correct, I wanted a "cyber truck" not a "cyber puck" | 1.2522 | 0.05502 | 115 | 95 | 11 | 9 |
1166 | I think you need to stop following Elon Musk's twitter feed. | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1167 | There's the kid who bumped me head on, mommy! | 1.2519 | 0.04513 | 131 | 103 | 23 | 5 |
1168 | That part of your plea agreement? | 1.2519 | 0.04641 | 131 | 104 | 21 | 6 |
1169 | You call that an ev? THIS is an ev! | 1.2519 | 0.04381 | 131 | 102 | 25 | 4 |
1170 | Misguided alternative energy! | 1.2519 | 0.04641 | 131 | 104 | 21 | 6 |
1171 | Hey big boy. Wanna drag? | 1.2519 | 0.04299 | 135 | 105 | 26 | 4 |
1172 | AT LEAST I GOT A BUMPER-TO-BUMPER WARRANTY! | 1.2519 | 0.04299 | 135 | 105 | 26 | 4 |
1173 | Impressive range... | 1.2519 | 0.04549 | 135 | 107 | 22 | 6 |
1174 | hey pal, i like your centered steering wheel - mine is unconscionably way over on the left. dave matlow, westport, conn. | 1.2519 | 0.04426 | 135 | 106 | 24 | 5 |
1175 | I’m an early adopter | 1.2518 | 0.04222 | 139 | 108 | 27 | 4 |
1176 | It's daddy's turn to have some fun, honey... | 1.2518 | 0.03833 | 139 | 105 | 33 | 1 |
1177 | No. I don't wanna drag! | 1.2517 | 0.04148 | 143 | 111 | 28 | 4 |
1178 | Excuse me, do you happen to know where I could find the nearest EV charging station? | 1.2517 | 0.04407 | 147 | 117 | 23 | 7 |
1179 | Please don't tell my mother. | 1.2517 | 0.04119 | 151 | 118 | 28 | 5 |
1180 | He is out of electricity we are out of gas, I wonder if we are waiting for Godot? | 1.2517 | 0.04119 | 151 | 118 | 28 | 5 |
1181 | These electric cars fall short of the advertising claims. | 1.2516 | 0.04254 | 155 | 123 | 25 | 7 |
1182 | Hey buddy, next time get an electric car with a navigation system! | 1.2516 | 0.03886 | 159 | 123 | 32 | 4 |
1183 | Would you mind putting on your blinker when you turn? | 1.2515 | 0.04114 | 163 | 129 | 27 | 7 |
1184 | Would you believe it's the new Tesla? | 1.2514 | 0.03891 | 183 | 145 | 30 | 8 |
1185 | Don't worry, I have good collision coverage. | 1.2500 | 0.04130 | 156 | 123 | 27 | 6 |
1186 | So electric is the future, right? | 1.2500 | 0.04483 | 132 | 104 | 23 | 5 |
1187 | Well if it isn’t the bumper car bully. | 1.2500 | 0.04573 | 128 | 101 | 22 | 5 |
1188 | Is that the new electric compact? | 1.2500 | 0.04008 | 136 | 104 | 30 | 2 |
1189 | Do you have a loud bell? It won’t start. | 1.2500 | 0.04091 | 164 | 130 | 27 | 7 |
1190 | No fair! | 1.2500 | 0.04054 | 148 | 115 | 29 | 4 |
1191 | Your bumper has a dent in it. | 1.2500 | 0.04734 | 132 | 106 | 19 | 7 |
1192 | We keep bumping into each other like this | 1.2500 | 0.04130 | 156 | 123 | 27 | 6 |
1193 | I told you that buying a used EV on=line was a bad idea. | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 112 | 87 | 22 | 3 |
1194 | This is the last time I want to bump into you! | 1.2500 | 0.04159 | 160 | 127 | 26 | 7 |
1195 | This is what happens when you buy an electric car from Wish. | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 140 | 113 | 19 | 8 |
1196 | I’m not emotionally equipped for another bump in the road. | 1.2500 | 0.04807 | 124 | 99 | 19 | 6 |
1197 | Alimony. | 1.2500 | 0.04229 | 156 | 124 | 25 | 7 |
1198 | Do you have a phone charger I could use | 1.2500 | 0.05030 | 116 | 93 | 17 | 6 |
1199 | Please come back to the carnival. Let me have another guess of your weight. | 1.2500 | 0.04201 | 152 | 120 | 26 | 6 |
1200 | It’s vintage electric. | 1.2500 | 0.04807 | 124 | 99 | 19 | 6 |
1201 | It's an early electric car. | 1.2500 | 0.04130 | 156 | 123 | 27 | 6 |
1202 | Electric vehicles will only take you so far. - Rhea Breck | 1.2500 | 0.04133 | 172 | 138 | 25 | 9 |
1203 | Ned finally asks for directions | 1.2500 | 0.04734 | 132 | 106 | 19 | 7 |
1204 | Looks like we got ourselves a runner. Call it in John Boy. | 1.2500 | 0.04610 | 132 | 105 | 21 | 6 |
1205 | Hey, Musk: dodge this! | 1.2500 | 0.04239 | 144 | 113 | 26 | 5 |
1206 | Last one home does the dishes | 1.2500 | 0.04483 | 132 | 104 | 23 | 5 |
1207 | Have you tried the self-drive model? | 1.2500 | 0.04437 | 128 | 100 | 24 | 4 |
1208 | Ready for some road rage? | 1.2500 | 0.04229 | 156 | 124 | 25 | 7 |
1209 | Ok honey, now who says size doesn't matter? | 1.2500 | 0.03877 | 152 | 117 | 32 | 3 |
1210 | Hey, Patriot, your rod is bent. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 116 | 92 | 19 | 5 |
1211 | Traffic really is bumper to bumper today. | 1.2500 | 0.03807 | 164 | 127 | 33 | 4 |
1212 | Harold, you’re not going to win this one. | 1.2500 | 0.04239 | 144 | 113 | 26 | 5 |
1213 | My son has been waiting on his turn since Flagstaff. | 1.2500 | 0.05177 | 116 | 94 | 15 | 7 |
1214 | Second-childhood divorces never end well. | 1.2500 | 0.04344 | 160 | 129 | 22 | 9 |
1215 | I told you not to buy that electric car without seeing it first. | 1.2500 | 0.04159 | 160 | 127 | 26 | 7 |
1216 | I wonder why we keep bumping into this fellow. | 1.2500 | 0.03822 | 176 | 138 | 32 | 6 |
1217 | He lost his license to Road Rage... | 1.2500 | 0.04483 | 132 | 104 | 23 | 5 |
1218 | No! Why would you want to crash into me?" | 1.2486 | 0.03750 | 181 | 142 | 33 | 6 |
1219 | Bumper to bumper car traffic. | 1.2485 | 0.03826 | 169 | 132 | 32 | 5 |
1220 | I’ll race you to the ferris wheel. | 1.2485 | 0.03826 | 169 | 132 | 32 | 5 |
1221 | You wanna race, big shot ? | 1.2485 | 0.04159 | 165 | 132 | 25 | 8 |
1222 | I couldn't afford a Tesla | 1.2484 | 0.04041 | 161 | 127 | 28 | 6 |
1223 | You sacrifice a little handling with this model, but the rebates are outstanding. | 1.2484 | 0.03844 | 161 | 125 | 32 | 4 |
1224 | In an effort to save costs, the carnival downgraded its company car. | 1.2484 | 0.04072 | 153 | 120 | 28 | 5 |
1225 | You're less of a bully now that we don't have to drive in circles, huh? | 1.2484 | 0.04072 | 153 | 120 | 28 | 5 |
1226 | He’s trying to get to the anti-science rally. | 1.2483 | 0.04249 | 149 | 118 | 25 | 6 |
1227 | You really got bumped! | 1.2483 | 0.04457 | 149 | 120 | 21 | 8 |
1228 | That guy is an accident waiting to happen! | 1.2483 | 0.04325 | 145 | 115 | 24 | 6 |
1229 | I'm not having fun anymore | 1.2483 | 0.04213 | 145 | 114 | 26 | 5 |
1230 | Need a spark? | 1.2482 | 0.04169 | 141 | 110 | 27 | 4 |
1231 | Bump my truck and see what happens. I'll knock you into an amusement park. | 1.2482 | 0.04289 | 141 | 111 | 25 | 5 |
1232 | Hey, Big Boy, bet my hen can lay an egg faster then you can get to the mile marker. | 1.2482 | 0.04630 | 141 | 114 | 19 | 8 |
1233 | It's a rental car. The music doesn't work and I'm returning it to the fair. | 1.2482 | 0.04490 | 137 | 109 | 22 | 6 |
1234 | Look Mom, he's driving a stick too. | 1.2481 | 0.04453 | 133 | 105 | 23 | 5 |
1235 | Need a Booster? | 1.2481 | 0.04189 | 133 | 103 | 27 | 3 |
1236 | *revs engine* Wanna see some real speed? | 1.2481 | 0.04189 | 133 | 103 | 27 | 3 |
1237 | Don't be frightened. It's a fully-vaxed Californian in his emission-free, traffic-safe recycled Dodgem." | 1.2481 | 0.04702 | 133 | 107 | 19 | 7 |
1238 | I see you can bump, but can you grind? | 1.2481 | 0.04122 | 129 | 99 | 28 | 2 |
1239 | Stay in your own lane, Rapunzel. | 1.2479 | 0.05018 | 121 | 98 | 16 | 7 |
1240 | Dear, you’re not allowed to drive ANYTHING on a road without a license! | 1.2479 | 0.04435 | 121 | 94 | 24 | 3 |
1241 | Billy, stop staring at Mr. Pence. | 1.2479 | 0.04736 | 121 | 96 | 20 | 5 |
1242 | Let’s see what YOUR bumpers are made of, bub. | 1.2479 | 0.04588 | 121 | 95 | 22 | 4 |
1243 | You were supposed to go left at the cotton candy booth! | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1244 | Escapee from life's merry go round | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1245 | It's a small world after all. | 1.2478 | 0.05111 | 113 | 91 | 16 | 6 |
1246 | The two faces of inflation | 1.2470 | 0.03863 | 166 | 130 | 31 | 5 |
1247 | Pardon me sir, but do you have any grey poupon? | 1.2470 | 0.04310 | 166 | 135 | 21 | 10 |
1248 | You’re in for a bumpy ride | 1.2468 | 0.04084 | 158 | 125 | 27 | 6 |
1249 | bump it up, buttercup | 1.2468 | 0.04049 | 154 | 121 | 28 | 5 |
1250 | You might want to try an electric car with longer range. | 1.2468 | 0.03943 | 154 | 120 | 30 | 4 |
1251 | This was not a good trade. | 1.2468 | 0.04152 | 154 | 122 | 26 | 6 |
1252 | Are you sure that's highway legal? | 1.2467 | 0.04328 | 150 | 120 | 23 | 7 |
1253 | You boys know where I can find the nearest carnival? | 1.2467 | 0.04006 | 150 | 117 | 29 | 4 |
1254 | steal the bumper car they said... it will be fun they said... | 1.2465 | 0.03895 | 142 | 109 | 31 | 2 |
1255 | It's ok, sweetie. It's just your father acting like he's 13 again. | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1256 | Well, why do you think they call it a pickup truck? | 1.2465 | 0.04378 | 142 | 113 | 23 | 6 |
1257 | Not exactly where we thought micro-mobility was going | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1258 | Hey, Buddy. Wanna drag? | 1.2465 | 0.04021 | 142 | 110 | 29 | 3 |
1259 | You must be compensating for something. | 1.2464 | 0.04461 | 138 | 110 | 22 | 6 |
1260 | I'm a little accident prone. | 1.2463 | 0.04162 | 134 | 104 | 27 | 3 |
1261 | Nice electric convertible, Elon. | 1.2463 | 0.04424 | 134 | 106 | 23 | 5 |
1262 | Aren't you that bumper car guy who made my kid cry? | 1.2463 | 0.04295 | 134 | 105 | 25 | 4 |
1263 | Your tail light isn't working. | 1.2462 | 0.04891 | 130 | 106 | 16 | 8 |
1264 | Hey, you missed the exit for Coney Island a while ago. | 1.2462 | 0.04238 | 130 | 101 | 26 | 3 |
1265 | This is an electric car lane only | 1.2462 | 0.04641 | 130 | 104 | 20 | 6 |
1266 | No,son ! Mommy and daddy have decided to go their separate ways | 1.2462 | 0.04377 | 130 | 102 | 24 | 4 |
1267 | It's an electric car that's designed to survive crashes. Win win! | 1.2462 | 0.04238 | 130 | 101 | 26 | 3 |
1268 | I guess you are rethinking if that little affair you had was worth it. | 1.2459 | 0.04701 | 122 | 97 | 20 | 5 |
1269 | Have you changed your mind about asking for directions? | 1.2459 | 0.04701 | 122 | 97 | 20 | 5 |
1270 | It’s been rough, there’s not much lightning in this area” | 1.2459 | 0.04403 | 122 | 95 | 24 | 3 |
1271 | Honey, the Coney Island exit was about two thousand miles back. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1272 | Traffic Court Judge must've had a bad day. | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
1273 | We said it was a small off-road vehicle perfect for bumpy routes. What part of that is false advertising? | 1.2453 | 0.05159 | 106 | 85 | 16 | 5 |
1274 | Bumpy ride to the top? | 1.2452 | 0.04128 | 155 | 123 | 26 | 6 |
1275 | Let's hook up sometime, Frankie! | 1.2450 | 0.03983 | 151 | 118 | 29 | 4 |
1276 | Go ahead! I dare you! | 1.2450 | 0.04303 | 151 | 121 | 23 | 7 |
1277 | I saw your bumper sticker. I am horny but this thing doesn't have a horn so I couldn't honk but I felt like I should still tell you. | 1.2450 | 0.04199 | 151 | 120 | 25 | 6 |
1278 | Just because it has a bumper doesn't make it a car. | 1.2449 | 0.04824 | 98 | 76 | 20 | 2 |
1279 | You better fill up soon. You're 300 miles from the next conductive ceiling. | 1.2449 | 0.03812 | 147 | 113 | 32 | 2 |
1280 | Once away from the carnival Bob met his match | 1.2449 | 0.04273 | 147 | 117 | 24 | 6 |
1281 | Not quite the same ride without electricity, is it? | 1.2449 | 0.04162 | 147 | 116 | 26 | 5 |
1282 | yeah, it's electric. | 1.2449 | 0.03932 | 147 | 114 | 30 | 3 |
1283 | So, I won this electric car in a Facebook contest . . . | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
1284 | Can you believe the insurance premium for this! | 1.2448 | 0.04118 | 143 | 112 | 27 | 4 |
1285 | Don’t worry. There’s a charging station at the next exit. | 1.2448 | 0.03742 | 143 | 109 | 33 | 1 |
1286 | Range Anxiety Rules Out Here!! | 1.2448 | 0.04236 | 143 | 113 | 25 | 5 |
1287 | So are you still sold on electric cars? | 1.2448 | 0.04236 | 143 | 113 | 25 | 5 |
1288 | Cut me off again and you'll be sorry. | 1.2446 | 0.03930 | 184 | 148 | 27 | 9 |
1289 | I could bump you to the next town, or just give you a ride. | 1.2444 | 0.04267 | 135 | 106 | 25 | 4 |
1290 | The reason early electric vehicles failed. | 1.2444 | 0.04267 | 135 | 106 | 25 | 4 |
1291 | Hey Flintsone, you're late for work | 1.2444 | 0.04135 | 135 | 105 | 27 | 3 |
1292 | Get in my cargo bed handsome and I'll take you to a real amusement park. | 1.2444 | 0.04394 | 135 | 107 | 23 | 5 |
1293 | You can get High and Mighty with me when you go electric. | 1.2444 | 0.04394 | 135 | 107 | 23 | 5 |
1294 | World's biggest dick. | 1.2443 | 0.05208 | 131 | 110 | 10 | 11 |
1295 | If you're thinking of going electric, don't cheap out. | 1.2443 | 0.04210 | 131 | 102 | 26 | 3 |
1296 | I knew I shouldn't have taken that left turn at Albuquerque. | 1.2441 | 0.04289 | 127 | 99 | 25 | 3 |
1297 | Hey dude, I thought you were "connected" | 1.2441 | 0.04706 | 127 | 102 | 19 | 6 |
1298 | Wow, It’s the new zero emission vehicle. | 1.2441 | 0.04706 | 127 | 102 | 19 | 6 |
1299 | Cool touch, Frank. Was thinking of adding dual chromium customized shower pipes to mine too, actually. | 1.2441 | 0.04706 | 127 | 102 | 19 | 6 |
1300 | My divorce lawyer said I would bump into you here. | 1.2439 | 0.04522 | 123 | 97 | 22 | 4 |
1301 | At least someone's enjoying bumper-to-bumper traffic. | 1.2439 | 0.03880 | 164 | 129 | 30 | 5 |
1302 | Disgusting. You're wearing a brown suit! | 1.2437 | 0.04321 | 160 | 130 | 21 | 9 |
1303 | Hey handsome, I give bumpy rides too. | 1.2436 | 0.04302 | 156 | 126 | 22 | 8 |
1304 | The Carnival? Turn right at the next corner, then in two blocks it's on your left. | 1.2436 | 0.04105 | 156 | 124 | 26 | 6 |
1305 | Look Billy Bob- there’s one of them ‘lectric cars! | 1.2435 | 0.04877 | 115 | 92 | 18 | 5 |
1306 | Look, Sally, a Tesla! | 1.2434 | 0.04174 | 152 | 121 | 25 | 6 |
1307 | It's a Tesla Model B... | 1.2434 | 0.04277 | 152 | 122 | 23 | 7 |
1308 | No babies on board, feel free to ram into me. | 1.2434 | 0.03960 | 152 | 119 | 29 | 4 |
1309 | Don’t pay any attention. He’s just doing that for his own amusement | 1.2434 | 0.04069 | 152 | 120 | 27 | 5 |
1310 | Don't even think about it. | 1.2432 | 0.04025 | 148 | 116 | 28 | 4 |
1311 | Yeah, that's right. Got this rental with a Groupon. | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1312 | Where are you going? The circus or therapy? | 1.2432 | 0.04025 | 148 | 116 | 28 | 4 |
1313 | Yeah, I'm all-electric too. | 1.2432 | 0.04247 | 148 | 118 | 24 | 6 |
1314 | Yes, it’s an electric car. | 1.2432 | 0.03666 | 148 | 113 | 34 | 1 |
1315 | Please don't. | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
1316 | It's like you don't even care about the birds. | 1.2429 | 0.04404 | 140 | 112 | 22 | 6 |
1317 | Please dominate me. | 1.2429 | 0.04631 | 140 | 114 | 18 | 8 |
1318 | Your mid-life crisis is not like my mid-life crisis | 1.2429 | 0.04286 | 140 | 111 | 24 | 5 |
1319 | Suddenly, my carbon footprint feels like 6 point type. | 1.2428 | 0.03657 | 173 | 135 | 34 | 4 |
1320 | There will be mayhem. | 1.2426 | 0.04725 | 136 | 111 | 17 | 8 |
1321 | Can’t you pedal any faster? | 1.2426 | 0.04489 | 136 | 109 | 21 | 6 |
1322 | Life's not a fair, right? | 1.2426 | 0.04725 | 136 | 111 | 17 | 8 |
1323 | Your little EV is about to become "auto no mas" | 1.2426 | 0.04157 | 169 | 137 | 23 | 9 |
1324 | elon won't be too happy about this | 1.2424 | 0.04182 | 132 | 103 | 26 | 3 |
1325 | You wouldn’t have happened to see a moving carnival, would you? | 1.2424 | 0.03954 | 165 | 131 | 28 | 6 |
1326 | Electric is the future. | 1.2422 | 0.03715 | 161 | 125 | 33 | 3 |
1327 | HAND SIGNALS | 1.2422 | 0.03918 | 161 | 127 | 29 | 5 |
1328 | Just showing up was usually half the battle. | 1.2422 | 0.04539 | 128 | 102 | 21 | 5 |
1329 | It's the business equivalent of a clown car. | 1.2422 | 0.04802 | 128 | 104 | 17 | 7 |
1330 | The tortoise and the hare, my ass. Watch my dust! | 1.2422 | 0.04259 | 128 | 100 | 25 | 3 |
1331 | Just wait until he finds out how far away the nearest charging station is. | 1.2422 | 0.04802 | 128 | 104 | 17 | 7 |
1332 | Let me know when you're tall enough for the big boy rides. | 1.2420 | 0.03980 | 157 | 124 | 28 | 5 |
1333 | Bump me and your a dead man. | 1.2419 | 0.04341 | 124 | 97 | 24 | 3 |
1334 | Bob realized it was going to be a bumpy night, and that he should have fastened his seatbelt. | 1.2419 | 0.04633 | 124 | 99 | 20 | 5 |
1335 | You'll never need snow tires. | 1.2418 | 0.03937 | 153 | 120 | 29 | 4 |
1336 | This Tommy is why mommy got custody! | 1.2418 | 0.04252 | 153 | 123 | 23 | 7 |
1337 | Note to self: Do not drop acid before visiting the Fun Zone. | 1.2417 | 0.04879 | 120 | 97 | 17 | 6 |
1338 | It's one of the earlier EV models. | 1.2417 | 0.04099 | 120 | 92 | 27 | 1 |
1339 | With my driving history it's the best my adjustor could offer. | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1340 | Most women appreciate my tail pipe. | 1.2417 | 0.04427 | 120 | 94 | 23 | 3 |
1341 | Musk said it was the future of cars | 1.2416 | 0.04328 | 149 | 120 | 22 | 7 |
1342 | I was driving an electric car before it was cool. | 1.2416 | 0.04328 | 149 | 120 | 22 | 7 |
1343 | This was supposed to be the safest electric car out there. | 1.2414 | 0.04992 | 116 | 94 | 16 | 6 |
1344 | Sure, but how does it do off road? | 1.2414 | 0.04297 | 145 | 116 | 23 | 6 |
1345 | It does 300 miles between funfairs. | 1.2411 | 0.04376 | 141 | 113 | 22 | 6 |
1346 | Didn't I find you under my bumper just last week?" | 1.2411 | 0.04014 | 141 | 110 | 28 | 3 |
1347 | 'Free of Charge' sounded like a good thing! | 1.2411 | 0.04259 | 141 | 112 | 24 | 5 |
1348 | What the heck is this fetish with everyone going in the same direction? | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1349 | How much horsepower is that? | 1.2409 | 0.04459 | 137 | 110 | 21 | 6 |
1350 | Yes but I meant like Tesla | 1.2409 | 0.04212 | 137 | 108 | 25 | 4 |
1351 | Don't worry, I'll be gentle. | 1.2409 | 0.04337 | 137 | 109 | 23 | 5 |
1352 | It's an upgrade from my Volkswagen Beetle. | 1.2406 | 0.04015 | 133 | 103 | 28 | 2 |
1353 | Your lawyer thought this was fair! | 1.2405 | 0.04253 | 158 | 128 | 22 | 8 |
1354 | Which way to the Ferris Wheel? | 1.2405 | 0.04253 | 158 | 128 | 22 | 8 |
1355 | I think the EV salesman mislead me. | 1.2404 | 0.04427 | 104 | 80 | 23 | 1 |
1356 | That's a sweet ride,you got there | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1357 | My battery is dead can you give me a bump?’ | 1.2403 | 0.04769 | 129 | 105 | 17 | 7 |
1358 | Still want Mommy to buy an electric car? | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1359 | I spy a 1946 bumper car. | 1.2403 | 0.04228 | 154 | 124 | 23 | 7 |
1360 | Look ma, it's the mafia don who bumped off daddy. | 1.2403 | 0.04022 | 154 | 122 | 27 | 5 |
1361 | Perhaps size does matter. | 1.2400 | 0.04458 | 125 | 99 | 22 | 4 |
1362 | One of your tires is flat. | 1.2400 | 0.04405 | 150 | 122 | 20 | 8 |
1363 | Not what the boss meant by "Bump him off." | 1.2400 | 0.03978 | 150 | 118 | 28 | 4 |
1364 | Maybe I slept with both of our divorce lawyers. What are you going to do about it now???? | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
1365 | When's the movie start? | 1.2400 | 0.03978 | 150 | 118 | 28 | 4 |
1366 | Want to hook up? | 1.2398 | 0.04113 | 171 | 139 | 23 | 9 |
1367 | Spare a quarter? I'm late to my meeting. | 1.2397 | 0.04590 | 146 | 120 | 17 | 9 |
1368 | It's bigger than it looks. | 1.2397 | 0.04159 | 146 | 116 | 25 | 5 |
1369 | It looked like a better deal on Ebay. | 1.2397 | 0.04236 | 121 | 94 | 25 | 2 |
1370 | Need a jump, Elon? | 1.2395 | 0.04092 | 167 | 135 | 24 | 8 |
1371 | Do you want a bump? | 1.2393 | 0.04802 | 117 | 94 | 18 | 5 |
1372 | First time driving outside the city? | 1.2393 | 0.04485 | 117 | 92 | 22 | 3 |
1373 | Hit us again and you're toast | 1.2391 | 0.04309 | 138 | 110 | 23 | 5 |
1374 | It's got the latest self-driving software" | 1.2391 | 0.04430 | 138 | 111 | 21 | 6 |
1375 | This is why Mommy doesn't trust the GPS. | 1.2391 | 0.04548 | 138 | 112 | 19 | 7 |
1376 | I swear it was just a love tap! | 1.2391 | 0.04430 | 138 | 111 | 21 | 6 |
1377 | Lightening strikes power my electric vehicle. | 1.2391 | 0.04430 | 138 | 111 | 21 | 6 |
1378 | I just finally said, "Screw it." | 1.2389 | 0.05374 | 113 | 94 | 11 | 8 |
1379 | I told you I'd get the best divorce lawyer in town. | 1.2389 | 0.04913 | 113 | 91 | 17 | 5 |
1380 | Ain't no carnival for 150 miles, but we get lightning in these parts. | 1.2388 | 0.04517 | 134 | 108 | 20 | 6 |
1381 | ...and that's why WE don't have an electric car, Son. | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
1382 | You know what they say about guys with big cars? Well, it works in reverse. | 1.2385 | 0.04608 | 130 | 105 | 19 | 6 |
1383 | Nice carbon footprint! | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
1384 | Junior wants to know how you broke free of the amusement park." | 1.2385 | 0.04608 | 130 | 105 | 19 | 6 |
1385 | Avoid I-80. I just got out of bumper to bumper traffic! | 1.2385 | 0.04736 | 130 | 106 | 17 | 7 |
1386 | So you're a drag racer too. | 1.2381 | 0.04426 | 126 | 100 | 22 | 4 |
1387 | My therapist said drive it for my road rage. | 1.2381 | 0.04019 | 147 | 116 | 27 | 4 |
1388 | You weren't kidding, you do drive an electric car! | 1.2381 | 0.04133 | 147 | 117 | 25 | 5 |
1389 | Interested in a fresh charge? | 1.2381 | 0.04426 | 126 | 100 | 22 | 4 |
1390 | Next time, you'll ask for directions! | 1.2381 | 0.04280 | 126 | 99 | 24 | 3 |
1391 | Sweetie, you know I'd go electric if it weren't for all the collisions. | 1.2381 | 0.04353 | 147 | 119 | 21 | 7 |
1392 | The only way you’ll win this race, honey, is if lightning strikes your chassis. | 1.2381 | 0.04567 | 126 | 101 | 20 | 5 |
1393 | Look who we just bumped into. | 1.2378 | 0.03656 | 164 | 128 | 33 | 3 |
1394 | Donald told me it was an electric car | 1.2378 | 0.04650 | 143 | 118 | 16 | 9 |
1395 | It’s an early Tesla. | 1.2377 | 0.04807 | 122 | 99 | 17 | 6 |
1396 | The selection of electric cars in the used vehicle market is still pretty limited. | 1.2377 | 0.04516 | 122 | 97 | 21 | 4 |
1397 | Yes, it's small, but my electric vehicle does great in bumper-to-bumper traffic! | 1.2377 | 0.04807 | 122 | 99 | 17 | 6 |
1398 | Honey, he’s not tall enough to ride this one. | 1.2374 | 0.04519 | 139 | 113 | 19 | 7 |
1399 | Don't worry. There won't be a speed bump for another mile. | 1.2373 | 0.04611 | 118 | 94 | 20 | 4 |
1400 | Need me to call your parents to come get you? | 1.2373 | 0.05061 | 118 | 97 | 14 | 7 |
1401 | You can ride in the back! | 1.2372 | 0.04079 | 156 | 125 | 25 | 6 |
1402 | Look, Ma! It’s the new Tesla! | 1.2372 | 0.03976 | 156 | 124 | 27 | 5 |
1403 | And I bet you call it Rosebud. | 1.2370 | 0.04727 | 135 | 111 | 16 | 8 |
1404 | Road kill, road kill! Do these words mean anything to you? | 1.2370 | 0.04233 | 135 | 107 | 24 | 4 |
1405 | Honey, I told you that you would block traffic! Get in the back of the truck! | 1.2370 | 0.04842 | 135 | 112 | 14 | 9 |
1406 | Sooo where do you put your groceries | 1.2370 | 0.03821 | 135 | 104 | 30 | 1 |
1407 | Is there any chance of electricity between us? | 1.2368 | 0.04041 | 152 | 121 | 26 | 5 |
1408 | Go ahead, make my day! | 1.2367 | 0.03960 | 169 | 136 | 26 | 7 |
1409 | Why wait to get to the airport to get bumped? | 1.2367 | 0.03870 | 169 | 135 | 28 | 6 |
1410 | You wanna hook up or just look cute? | 1.2366 | 0.04576 | 131 | 106 | 19 | 6 |
1411 | The Lusco was more fun, no traffic! | 1.2366 | 0.04703 | 131 | 107 | 17 | 7 |
1412 | That's not what I meant by an electric car. | 1.2366 | 0.04312 | 131 | 104 | 23 | 4 |
1413 | Hey miss, how long until a charging station or a lightning strike? | 1.2366 | 0.04174 | 131 | 103 | 25 | 3 |
1414 | We're in a supply chain crisis, okay?! Don't push me... I have road rage issues. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
1415 | Mommy, can I go for a ride in that man's car? | 1.2365 | 0.04108 | 148 | 118 | 25 | 5 |
1416 | He must be undercompensating for something... | 1.2362 | 0.04671 | 127 | 103 | 18 | 6 |
1417 | Want a boost? | 1.2362 | 0.04101 | 127 | 99 | 26 | 2 |
1418 | Gas mileage is great, but my insurance rates are outrageous. | 1.2362 | 0.04395 | 127 | 101 | 22 | 4 |
1419 | Ready to play again? | 1.2362 | 0.05056 | 127 | 106 | 12 | 9 |
1420 | When the light turns green, he's going to Rumba. | 1.2361 | 0.04294 | 144 | 116 | 22 | 6 |
1421 | The Fast and the Spurious | 1.2361 | 0.04180 | 144 | 115 | 24 | 5 |
1422 | That's your dad and that's not a corvette. | 1.2361 | 0.04515 | 144 | 118 | 18 | 8 |
1423 | Taking this electric vehicle thing too far, I’d say. | 1.2361 | 0.04406 | 144 | 117 | 20 | 7 |
1424 | You felt that? | 1.2358 | 0.04556 | 106 | 83 | 21 | 2 |
1425 | Wow! His penis must be massive… | 1.2358 | 0.05454 | 106 | 88 | 11 | 7 |
1426 | Which way back to the grid? | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
1427 | Bump off, buddy | 1.2358 | 0.04332 | 123 | 97 | 23 | 3 |
1428 | I know, no head on collisions | 1.2357 | 0.04254 | 140 | 112 | 23 | 5 |
1429 | My mommy says you shouldn't have declined her loan application. | 1.2357 | 0.04254 | 140 | 112 | 23 | 5 |
1430 | The state fair’s the other way. | 1.2357 | 0.04055 | 157 | 126 | 25 | 6 |
1431 | Please speed up, I can’t stop my car from veering to the left. | 1.2353 | 0.04326 | 153 | 125 | 20 | 8 |
1432 | I'll admit, it's bumpy ride | 1.2353 | 0.04333 | 136 | 109 | 22 | 5 |
1433 | With the booster, I have bumper to bumper to bumper protection. | 1.2353 | 0.04123 | 153 | 123 | 24 | 6 |
1434 | The salesman told me this is the latest model of electric car. | 1.2353 | 0.04577 | 136 | 111 | 18 | 7 |
1435 | Kiss my gas." | 1.2353 | 0.04878 | 119 | 97 | 16 | 6 |
1436 | Babe,please come home,the wifi is down and I don't know how to fix it,and the fridge won't stop making that weird noise,and I just miss you so much,I'm sorry I bought the bumper car babe,please,just give me one more chance babe please babe | 1.2349 | 0.04506 | 149 | 123 | 17 | 9 |
1437 | Unfortunately, the dealer didn’t tell me my electric car only works inside carnivals. | 1.2349 | 0.03855 | 149 | 117 | 29 | 3 |
1438 | I like your tie. | 1.2348 | 0.04416 | 132 | 106 | 21 | 5 |
1439 | Guess old white men have small everything.” | 1.2348 | 0.04416 | 132 | 106 | 21 | 5 |
1440 | Get in - it's a charging desert out here. | 1.2348 | 0.04836 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
1441 | See, son? It probably SEEMED like a good idea at the time. | 1.2348 | 0.04836 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
1442 | I took a wrong turn at Cinderella’s Castle. | 1.2346 | 0.03722 | 179 | 143 | 30 | 6 |
1443 | This? Oh, it's a loaner from the dealer while my Maserati is being serviced. | 1.2345 | 0.04037 | 145 | 115 | 26 | 4 |
1444 | My Ferris wheel is in the shop. | 1.2345 | 0.04268 | 145 | 117 | 22 | 6 |
1445 | I didn’t think you were using it | 1.2345 | 0.04154 | 145 | 116 | 24 | 5 |
1446 | Hello Shorty…mine is bigger than your | 1.2345 | 0.04268 | 145 | 117 | 22 | 6 |
1447 | This thing handles like a dream. | 1.2344 | 0.04503 | 128 | 103 | 20 | 5 |
1448 | Something tells me you're not headed to the Burning Man Festival. | 1.2344 | 0.04769 | 128 | 105 | 16 | 7 |
1449 | Let me guess. You took a wrong turn at the Loop-de-Loop. | 1.2344 | 0.04503 | 128 | 103 | 20 | 5 |
1450 | A little bumpier than a Tesla, but it gets me where I need to go. | 1.2340 | 0.04227 | 141 | 113 | 23 | 5 |
1451 | Hey baby..you're giving me inferiorities. | 1.2340 | 0.03980 | 141 | 111 | 27 | 3 |
1452 | Oh, I bumped into Cathrine yesterday, she says hi. | 1.2340 | 0.04227 | 141 | 113 | 23 | 5 |
1453 | Life is too short,so... | 1.2339 | 0.04006 | 171 | 139 | 24 | 8 |
1454 | I hope you have collision. | 1.2339 | 0.04596 | 124 | 100 | 19 | 5 |
1455 | These cartoons are getting worse and worse. | 1.2339 | 0.04596 | 124 | 100 | 19 | 5 |
1456 | My daughter says you ran into her. | 1.2339 | 0.04146 | 124 | 97 | 25 | 2 |
1457 | It’s my wife’s turn with the truck today. | 1.2339 | 0.04146 | 124 | 97 | 25 | 2 |
1458 | It's new hire initiation week. | 1.2339 | 0.04451 | 124 | 99 | 21 | 4 |
1459 | No sugar, I said we’re looking for a guy who can bring in a bumper CROP. | 1.2339 | 0.04451 | 124 | 99 | 21 | 4 |
1460 | I know, but I was bump-ed down the Tesla waitlist. I insulted Elon's haircut. | 1.2338 | 0.03886 | 154 | 122 | 28 | 4 |
1461 | Hey, buddy, your left turn signal is on." | 1.2338 | 0.03994 | 154 | 123 | 26 | 5 |
1462 | Frank quickly rethought his devotion to "old school" electric cars. | 1.2336 | 0.05241 | 107 | 88 | 13 | 6 |
1463 | I thought this was better than the Zamboni. | 1.2336 | 0.05407 | 107 | 89 | 11 | 7 |
1464 | Is that your contact pole or are you happy to see me? | 1.2336 | 0.05407 | 107 | 89 | 11 | 7 |
1465 | I'm compensating for my gaping-wide vagina. | 1.2336 | 0.04547 | 137 | 112 | 18 | 7 |
1466 | Dude-stay in your lane! | 1.2335 | 0.04069 | 167 | 136 | 23 | 8 |
1467 | I think your GPS is off. | 1.2333 | 0.04694 | 120 | 97 | 18 | 5 |
1468 | I've had it since I was a kid. | 1.2333 | 0.04386 | 120 | 95 | 22 | 3 |
1469 | Mommy, is that the new Tesla? | 1.2333 | 0.04694 | 120 | 97 | 18 | 5 |
1470 | But when I became an adult, I put away childish things. | 1.2333 | 0.04841 | 120 | 98 | 16 | 6 |
1471 | Electric cars are only good for amusement. | 1.2331 | 0.03947 | 163 | 131 | 26 | 6 |
1472 | Your tail lights are out. | 1.2331 | 0.04135 | 163 | 133 | 22 | 8 |
1473 | You just didn't give enough tickets to the man at the front desk. | 1.2331 | 0.04118 | 133 | 105 | 25 | 3 |
1474 | It’s bumper to bumper car out here. | 1.2329 | 0.04012 | 146 | 116 | 26 | 4 |
1475 | Hey Hun, How'd ya like to try out my bumps? | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1476 | Hey sugar, you can bump into me all night long! | 1.2327 | 0.04204 | 159 | 130 | 21 | 8 |
1477 | I love your classic electric car! | 1.2326 | 0.04472 | 129 | 104 | 20 | 5 |
1478 | I wanted to 'cut loose' but this is not quite what I meant. | 1.2326 | 0.04606 | 129 | 105 | 18 | 6 |
1479 | Ok, fine. I should’ve asked for directions. | 1.2326 | 0.04606 | 129 | 105 | 18 | 6 |
1480 | And suddenly Stinky John realized he had taken a wrong turn at the cotton candy stand... | 1.2326 | 0.04606 | 129 | 105 | 18 | 6 |
1481 | The dealerships are completely devoid of cars, this is all they could come up with | 1.2324 | 0.04432 | 142 | 116 | 19 | 7 |
1482 | Hey, mister, wanna get juiced. | 1.2324 | 0.04543 | 142 | 117 | 17 | 8 |
1483 | In these parts, we never trust all-bumper-no-sticker drivers. | 1.2324 | 0.04201 | 142 | 114 | 23 | 5 |
1484 | What you got under the hood, big boy? | 1.2323 | 0.03971 | 155 | 124 | 26 | 5 |
1485 | The rental guy assured Len this was the same, if not better than than what he had booked online | 1.2323 | 0.04075 | 155 | 125 | 24 | 6 |
1486 | I know what you’re wondering: if you die in the matrix do you die In real life? | 1.2321 | 0.04570 | 112 | 89 | 20 | 3 |
1487 | If you're looking for the carnival, it's the other way. | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1488 | Put on a mask!!! | 1.2320 | 0.04837 | 125 | 103 | 15 | 7 |
1489 | I said a 'car bumper,' Frank!" | 1.2320 | 0.04271 | 125 | 99 | 23 | 3 |
1490 | Dad, come home! This is not the way to the amusement park! | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
1491 | It’s an old school electric vehicle. | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1492 | Is that a Six Flags company car? | 1.2319 | 0.04022 | 138 | 109 | 26 | 3 |
1493 | Could you give me a lift to the next carnival? | 1.2319 | 0.04022 | 138 | 109 | 26 | 3 |
1494 | You know we need to get two, right? | 1.2317 | 0.03730 | 164 | 130 | 30 | 4 |
1495 | I’m in the middle of the desert in an electric bumper car without any obvious power source, and you want to ask me for directions? | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
1496 | It has a great bumper to bumper warranty! | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
1497 | Hey,You know where to get good funnel cake around here? | 1.2315 | 0.04671 | 108 | 86 | 19 | 3 |
1498 | Hey there, pumpkin, looks like something else besides the environment needs some sustaining! | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
1499 | Road hog! | 1.2314 | 0.04659 | 121 | 98 | 18 | 5 |
1500 | Better hang on, bumper boy. Here's where the rubber meets the road! | 1.2314 | 0.04659 | 121 | 98 | 18 | 5 |
1501 | Meet me at the turnstile | 1.2314 | 0.04192 | 121 | 95 | 24 | 2 |
1502 | My other bumper car has a gun rack too. | 1.2313 | 0.04226 | 134 | 107 | 23 | 4 |
1503 | Long story short, someone bumped me really really really really really really really really really really....really hard. | 1.2313 | 0.03870 | 147 | 116 | 28 | 3 |
1504 | Have you lost that spark in your life | 1.2313 | 0.04215 | 147 | 119 | 22 | 6 |
1505 | My car stalled because of your damned static | 1.2313 | 0.04215 | 147 | 119 | 22 | 6 |
1506 | That would be easier in a fair. | 1.2313 | 0.03870 | 147 | 116 | 28 | 3 |
1507 | Show off! | 1.2313 | 0.03870 | 147 | 116 | 28 | 3 |
1508 | I don't like being touched. | 1.2312 | 0.03680 | 160 | 126 | 31 | 3 |
1509 | Don’t you see I’m reading! | 1.2308 | 0.03867 | 130 | 104 | 24 | 2 |
1510 | Wanna be my fifth wheel? | 1.2308 | 0.04272 | 117 | 92 | 23 | 2 |
1511 | Nice to finally bump into you. | 1.2308 | 0.03804 | 143 | 112 | 29 | 2 |
1512 | Did I ASK for directions? | 1.2308 | 0.04052 | 156 | 126 | 24 | 6 |
1513 | My financial advisor said I could either get a new car, or take the family on a vacation. I showed her! | 1.2308 | 0.04096 | 117 | 91 | 25 | 1 |
1514 | It's a personhole not a manhole. | 1.2308 | 0.04291 | 143 | 116 | 21 | 6 |
1515 | Ir runs on Natural Gas, if you know what I mean! | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
1516 | I warned you about ordering a bargain EV online. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1517 | Take a good look, Jimmy, at Tesla takin' more of our jobs..... | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
1518 | I'm sorry, Elon...this is never going to work out. | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
1519 | I took a wrong turn and then just committed to it... | 1.2308 | 0.04761 | 117 | 95 | 17 | 5 |
1520 | Hey, Mister. Let's do a bump and grind at the next light. | 1.2308 | 0.03753 | 169 | 135 | 29 | 5 |
1521 | Sure, it's greener but the sparse carnival infrastructure can leave you stranded. | 1.2308 | 0.04305 | 130 | 104 | 22 | 4 |
1522 | Mom,is this what you call a flat tire? | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1523 | You tap me one more time and you'll find out just what that bumper-to-bumper warranty covers! | 1.2308 | 0.04018 | 130 | 102 | 26 | 2 |
1524 | HAVE YOU GOT A LICENSE FOR THAT | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1525 | Bump me again and I'm calling the ride operator." | 1.2303 | 0.04012 | 152 | 122 | 25 | 5 |
1526 | That's the guy who rear-ended us. | 1.2302 | 0.04249 | 139 | 112 | 22 | 5 |
1527 | Hey big boy, even if you don't want to race, let's see how fast you can peddle that thing. | 1.2302 | 0.04370 | 139 | 113 | 20 | 6 |
1528 | As he drove home from the dealership, Jerry instantly regretted his purchase of a sub-compact Tesla. | 1.2302 | 0.04088 | 126 | 99 | 25 | 2 |
1529 | No, I don't need help, I just need to recharge. | 1.2302 | 0.04088 | 126 | 99 | 25 | 2 |
1530 | Slipped off the pole did ya? | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
1531 | Bumpy ride? | 1.2302 | 0.04241 | 126 | 100 | 23 | 3 |
1532 | Hey Dude, let's play bumper-cars. | 1.2302 | 0.04530 | 126 | 102 | 19 | 5 |
1533 | Do I amuse you? | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1534 | My other mid-life crisis car is a Porsche. | 1.2300 | 0.04894 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
1535 | Some bumper you got there... | 1.2297 | 0.03846 | 148 | 117 | 28 | 3 |
1536 | Elon Musk is not your father. | 1.2297 | 0.03964 | 148 | 118 | 26 | 4 |
1537 | Gimme me a lift to the next Radio Shack? | 1.2297 | 0.04078 | 148 | 119 | 24 | 5 |
1538 | Trade in your man card? | 1.2296 | 0.04454 | 135 | 110 | 19 | 6 |
1539 | Get that thing back on the truck. Your mid-life crisis is getting embarrassing. | 1.2296 | 0.04695 | 135 | 112 | 15 | 8 |
1540 | Nice vintage electric car | 1.2296 | 0.04328 | 135 | 109 | 21 | 5 |
1541 | Never grow up, buddy! | 1.2296 | 0.04198 | 135 | 108 | 23 | 4 |
1542 | Let me guess, first time to Las Vegas? | 1.2296 | 0.04198 | 135 | 108 | 23 | 4 |
1543 | My other car is a Lamborghini Countach. | 1.2296 | 0.04328 | 135 | 109 | 21 | 5 |
1544 | Elon knows, I don't. | 1.2295 | 0.04769 | 122 | 100 | 16 | 6 |
1545 | I should have stuck to the merry-go-round. | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
1546 | Male menopause isn’t what it used to be” | 1.2295 | 0.04625 | 122 | 99 | 18 | 5 |
1547 | Carbon guilt? | 1.2294 | 0.04813 | 109 | 88 | 17 | 4 |
1548 | It's not road rage when you're in a bumper car. | 1.2294 | 0.05473 | 109 | 92 | 9 | 8 |
1549 | I told you there’d be nowhere to charge an electric car in Alaska | 1.2292 | 0.03650 | 144 | 112 | 31 | 1 |
1550 | This is what liberals want. | 1.2292 | 0.04376 | 144 | 118 | 19 | 7 |
1551 | Hey babe, I can show you a little bump, bump action. | 1.2292 | 0.04264 | 144 | 117 | 21 | 6 |
1552 | I dare you to do a 3 point turn without hitting my truck | 1.2290 | 0.04136 | 131 | 104 | 24 | 3 |
1553 | My son wants to see a pile-up. | 1.2290 | 0.04136 | 131 | 104 | 24 | 3 |
1554 | Larry said he’ll stop picking on you if you come back. | 1.2288 | 0.04725 | 118 | 96 | 17 | 5 |
1555 | I like your bumpers. | 1.2288 | 0.04066 | 118 | 92 | 25 | 1 |
1556 | Meet you at the finish line after my nap | 1.2288 | 0.04876 | 118 | 97 | 15 | 6 |
1557 | I think I made a wrong turn in Albuquerque. | 1.2288 | 0.04569 | 118 | 95 | 19 | 4 |
1558 | Be sure to give a E-ticket at the toll booth." | 1.2288 | 0.03767 | 153 | 121 | 29 | 3 |
1559 | You must realize that's not an electronic car, right? | 1.2286 | 0.04098 | 140 | 112 | 24 | 4 |
1560 | Unless your name is Tesla, you better get that thing off the road. | 1.2286 | 0.04459 | 140 | 115 | 18 | 7 |
1561 | Y’all fightin’ above your weight, honey! | 1.2286 | 0.04098 | 140 | 112 | 24 | 4 |
1562 | GPS must be on the blink… | 1.2286 | 0.04342 | 140 | 114 | 20 | 6 |
1563 | Hey, this the parkway—the amusement park is the next exit. | 1.2286 | 0.03839 | 140 | 110 | 28 | 2 |
1564 | I was run off the track | 1.2284 | 0.03943 | 162 | 131 | 25 | 6 |
1565 | Yes it’s electric! Stop gawking, and call Elon Musk. | 1.2283 | 0.04357 | 127 | 102 | 21 | 4 |
1566 | Yeah, you SHOULD be worried. A Nor'easter is headed our way, and you don't have any snow tires. | 1.2283 | 0.04357 | 127 | 102 | 21 | 4 |
1567 | It's a guy, my god, in a bumper car slowing down to take a look at me!" Heidi Roe, Myrtle Point, Oregon | 1.2283 | 0.04897 | 127 | 106 | 13 | 8 |
1568 | Buckle up, Flat-top. I run people over for fun. | 1.2283 | 0.04498 | 127 | 103 | 19 | 5 |
1569 | Come on, get in, I'm sorry for making fun of you losing to that little kid" | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
1570 | Do you identify as a truck? | 1.2282 | 0.04164 | 149 | 121 | 22 | 6 |
1571 | You can signal all you want. I’m not letting you into the fast lane. | 1.2282 | 0.03824 | 149 | 118 | 28 | 3 |
1572 | Six Flags really needs to upgrade it's corporate car program | 1.2281 | 0.04139 | 114 | 89 | 24 | 1 |
1573 | Hey Lady why are you staring. Electric Cars are nothing new! | 1.2281 | 0.04499 | 114 | 91 | 20 | 3 |
1574 | Chester, I had to hotwire the pickup when you ran off with the keys! No put that thing in the back right now!! | 1.2279 | 0.04299 | 136 | 110 | 21 | 5 |
1575 | Sir,how many collisions have you avoided? | 1.2279 | 0.04299 | 136 | 110 | 21 | 5 |
1576 | You won't find any bumper to bumper traffic around here." | 1.2279 | 0.04299 | 136 | 110 | 21 | 5 |
1577 | It’s OK, Chad. I see him. He can’t keep up with us much longer. | 1.2279 | 0.04299 | 136 | 110 | 21 | 5 |
1578 | Rolling Coal sparks a new passion to merge | 1.2279 | 0.04171 | 136 | 109 | 23 | 4 |
1579 | dude, I didn't know Tesla made cars in 1950! | 1.2276 | 0.04291 | 123 | 98 | 22 | 3 |
1580 | I like a man who takes long. | 1.2276 | 0.04123 | 145 | 117 | 23 | 5 |
1581 | I considered an electric vehicle too. | 1.2275 | 0.03768 | 167 | 134 | 28 | 5 |
1582 | My therapist says I go to extreme lengths to avoid confrontation. | 1.2273 | 0.04071 | 154 | 125 | 23 | 6 |
1583 | Don’t worry, it’s solar powered. | 1.2273 | 0.04071 | 154 | 125 | 23 | 6 |
1584 | The only one to survive. | 1.2273 | 0.04108 | 132 | 105 | 24 | 3 |
1585 | John should have investigated a little further when he decided to use the car rental company that boasted their fleet of cars was unaffected by the global chip crisis. | 1.2273 | 0.04511 | 132 | 108 | 18 | 6 |
1586 | Have you seen a fun house around here? I need to charge up. | 1.2273 | 0.04381 | 132 | 107 | 20 | 5 |
1587 | Yes, that’s true, but I can drive in the HOV lane. | 1.2273 | 0.05111 | 110 | 91 | 13 | 6 |
1588 | No, it’s a CountyFairEsla. | 1.2273 | 0.03965 | 154 | 124 | 25 | 5 |
1589 | You're in the HOV lane!!! | 1.2270 | 0.04195 | 141 | 114 | 22 | 5 |
1590 | I've had it converted. To pedals. | 1.2269 | 0.04689 | 119 | 97 | 17 | 5 |
1591 | Hey, want a lift? You can throw your bumper car in the back of my truck. | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
1592 | I thought this was I-80, but apparently it's the Throwback Thruway. | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
1593 | Well, at least the rental car company was able to get him behind the wheel of something. | 1.2269 | 0.04375 | 119 | 95 | 21 | 3 |
1594 | Okay bud, let's get it on, you bump and I'll grind. | 1.2269 | 0.04839 | 119 | 98 | 15 | 6 |
1595 | They said electric cars accelerate faster. | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
1596 | Mommy, that must be the new electric Volkswagen Beetle. | 1.2269 | 0.04375 | 119 | 95 | 21 | 3 |
1597 | Fast women make me a nervous wreck. | 1.2269 | 0.04839 | 119 | 98 | 15 | 6 |
1598 | Yankees. | 1.2266 | 0.04327 | 128 | 103 | 21 | 4 |
1599 | Full self-driving isn't all it's cracked up to be. | 1.2266 | 0.04182 | 128 | 102 | 23 | 3 |
1600 | It's an EV prototype. | 1.2263 | 0.04143 | 137 | 110 | 23 | 4 |
1601 | To think I thought "electric vehicles" had progressed... | 1.2263 | 0.04143 | 137 | 110 | 23 | 4 |
1602 | Where is beach parking? | 1.2261 | 0.04464 | 115 | 92 | 20 | 3 |
1603 | We told you to support single moms, Senator. Prepare to be primaried! | 1.2261 | 0.04289 | 115 | 91 | 22 | 2 |
1604 | I'm test driving for a rival of Elon Musk. | 1.2261 | 0.04108 | 115 | 90 | 24 | 1 |
1605 | How's the range anxiety? | 1.2260 | 0.04097 | 146 | 118 | 23 | 5 |
1606 | My bumper needs a jumper! | 1.2260 | 0.03980 | 146 | 117 | 25 | 4 |
1607 | You've got a fat tire, mister. | 1.2260 | 0.04211 | 146 | 119 | 21 | 6 |
1608 | Low collision rates, EV rebate AND it's a convertible! | 1.2258 | 0.03834 | 155 | 124 | 27 | 4 |
1609 | If you apologize to me, I might give your truck back. | 1.2258 | 0.04699 | 124 | 102 | 16 | 6 |
1610 | Wont be bumping into any magnets out here. | 1.2258 | 0.04260 | 124 | 99 | 22 | 3 |
1611 | Hey there, buddy. Ya know, the latest isn't always the greatest. | 1.2258 | 0.04699 | 124 | 102 | 16 | 6 |
1612 | Eat my dust | 1.2258 | 0.04557 | 124 | 101 | 18 | 5 |
1613 | After my last accident, this is all my insurance would cover. | 1.2258 | 0.04411 | 124 | 100 | 20 | 4 |
1614 | It gets 14 miles to the ticket. | 1.2256 | 0.04605 | 133 | 110 | 16 | 7 |
1615 | It’s not what you think. | 1.2256 | 0.04351 | 133 | 108 | 20 | 5 |
1616 | I hope I make it! There is not another fairground for 50 miles. | 1.2256 | 0.04351 | 133 | 108 | 20 | 5 |
1617 | Self-driving (former) CEO. | 1.2256 | 0.04605 | 133 | 110 | 16 | 7 |
1618 | What in a lot of ways its's actually better than a Tesla! | 1.2256 | 0.04480 | 133 | 109 | 18 | 6 |
1619 | The man said it was all-electric; that’s all it is. | 1.2256 | 0.03939 | 133 | 105 | 26 | 2 |
1620 | So was going electric all that bad? | 1.2254 | 0.04401 | 142 | 117 | 18 | 7 |
1621 | Yeah, you missed it -- turn around and watch for the exit marked "Midway." | 1.2254 | 0.04287 | 142 | 116 | 20 | 6 |
1622 | It's a drag, isn't it? | 1.2254 | 0.03921 | 142 | 113 | 26 | 3 |
1623 | Well, well. If it isn't the guy who cut in line because he brought his own car and then bumped into my kid seven times because his car was "not big enough". | 1.2254 | 0.04168 | 142 | 115 | 22 | 5 |
1624 | But I can’t stay in my lane! | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1625 | The most common reaction to Ted's new ride was one of amusement. | 1.2252 | 0.05069 | 111 | 92 | 13 | 6 |
1626 | I hope it's a rental. | 1.2252 | 0.04006 | 151 | 122 | 24 | 5 |
1627 | Eegene foresaw lots of challenges on his first day as a Tesla prototype driver,but nothing in his training could have prepared him for the sheer emasculation. | 1.2252 | 0.04114 | 151 | 123 | 22 | 6 |
1628 | Look close, son, that’s what we’ll be driving if I buy you that NFT you wanted. | 1.2250 | 0.04654 | 120 | 98 | 17 | 5 |
1629 | Pull over, I can help you find your spark! | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
1630 | How's the Disneyland Junior Executive program working out? | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
1631 | These electric cars aren't all they're cracked up to be. | 1.2250 | 0.04178 | 120 | 95 | 23 | 2 |
1632 | Do you also sweep the driveways? | 1.2250 | 0.04501 | 120 | 97 | 19 | 4 |
1633 | It was the only rental available this side of the Mississippi. | 1.2250 | 0.04178 | 120 | 95 | 23 | 2 |
1634 | Don’t you care about the kind of world we leave our children? | 1.2250 | 0.04342 | 120 | 96 | 21 | 3 |
1635 | By any chance, do you have bumper cables? | 1.2248 | 0.04570 | 129 | 106 | 17 | 6 |
1636 | I think you dropped your cotton candy back there. | 1.2248 | 0.03850 | 129 | 101 | 27 | 1 |
1637 | Hey Gramps, need a push! | 1.2248 | 0.04435 | 129 | 105 | 19 | 5 |
1638 | Send me a postcard when you get to Ottawa. | 1.2248 | 0.04435 | 129 | 105 | 19 | 5 |
1639 | I was told electric was safer | 1.2246 | 0.04243 | 138 | 112 | 21 | 5 |
1640 | I think I missed the exit to Coney Island, can you point me.in the right direction? | 1.2246 | 0.04366 | 138 | 113 | 19 | 6 |
1641 | I’m on the rebound, whats your number? | 1.2245 | 0.04295 | 147 | 121 | 19 | 7 |
1642 | We drove to the carnival together, remember? | 1.2245 | 0.03713 | 147 | 116 | 29 | 2 |
1643 | Are those custom bumpers? | 1.2244 | 0.03589 | 156 | 123 | 31 | 2 |
1644 | What kind of mileage you gettin there, Speedy? . .Does the warranty cover lightening strikes . . .? | 1.2243 | 0.05196 | 107 | 89 | 12 | 6 |
1645 | The insurance company told him his courtesy vehicle would be an "ultra-efficient electric vehicle with extensive crash testing" | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
1646 | Encouraging to see an EV driver defying range anxiety. | 1.2242 | 0.03878 | 165 | 134 | 25 | 6 |
1647 | The price was right, but I can't find a damn charging station. | 1.2241 | 0.04257 | 116 | 92 | 22 | 2 |
1648 | Tesla's move to Texas was a culture shock for many employees. | 1.2241 | 0.04756 | 116 | 95 | 16 | 5 |
1649 | No Kilroy, that's not your dad and yes, we can stop for cotton candy. | 1.2240 | 0.04074 | 125 | 99 | 24 | 2 |
1650 | I told you this model was only intended for short commutes. | 1.2240 | 0.04074 | 125 | 99 | 24 | 2 |
1651 | When I fond duplicated caption entries in the "vote now" window I thought somebody was cheating, so I marked them "not funny." Then duplicates of my _own_ entry showed up. I guess repeated entries just appear at random. | 1.2239 | 0.04928 | 134 | 114 | 10 | 10 |
1652 | This is where the fun stops! | 1.2239 | 0.04190 | 134 | 108 | 22 | 4 |
1653 | Oh, fuck! | 1.2239 | 0.04449 | 134 | 110 | 18 | 6 |
1654 | It's cheaper than car insurance. | 1.2239 | 0.03913 | 134 | 106 | 26 | 2 |
1655 | At least my inner child isn’t neglected. | 1.2239 | 0.04449 | 134 | 110 | 18 | 6 |
1656 | Looks like you jumped the spark! | 1.2239 | 0.04054 | 134 | 107 | 24 | 3 |
1657 | You wanna drag, bumper boy? | 1.2239 | 0.04813 | 134 | 113 | 12 | 9 |
1658 | My other car is very macho. | 1.2239 | 0.04054 | 134 | 107 | 24 | 3 |
1659 | Excuse me, i just wanted to let you know Epstein didn't kill himself. | 1.2238 | 0.04373 | 143 | 118 | 18 | 7 |
1660 | In case you didn't know honey, the nearest charging station is 200 miles | 1.2238 | 0.04259 | 143 | 117 | 20 | 6 |
1661 | How does it handle speed bumps? I heard it was made to handle speed bumps. | 1.2237 | 0.03871 | 152 | 122 | 26 | 4 |
1662 | One asset we missed... See you in court! | 1.2237 | 0.04298 | 152 | 126 | 18 | 8 |
1663 | You wanted an electric car | 1.2236 | 0.03838 | 161 | 130 | 26 | 5 |
1664 | What can I say? Gas prices keeps going up! | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
1665 | I think you lost your rear view mirror. | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
1666 | So how’s that electric car working for you? | 1.2233 | 0.05677 | 103 | 88 | 7 | 8 |
1667 | You only come out here to unplug. | 1.2233 | 0.04562 | 103 | 82 | 19 | 2 |
1668 | With my driving record, just embracing the inevitable... | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
1669 | What kind of sublimation is THAT? | 1.2231 | 0.04467 | 121 | 98 | 19 | 4 |
1670 | Hey, handsome: had trouble being fitted for a helmet? | 1.2231 | 0.04310 | 121 | 97 | 21 | 3 |
1671 | If I give you a lift, I don't want to hear about the low mileage you get in that thing. | 1.2231 | 0.04310 | 121 | 97 | 21 | 3 |
1672 | Sorry, just on my way back to Coney Island | 1.2231 | 0.04125 | 130 | 104 | 23 | 3 |
1673 | Our Relationship is off to a Bumpy Start! | 1.2231 | 0.04267 | 130 | 105 | 21 | 4 |
1674 | Flat tire? | 1.2231 | 0.04404 | 130 | 106 | 19 | 5 |
1675 | You got that right Sheldon, this is electric too ! | 1.2231 | 0.04125 | 130 | 104 | 23 | 3 |
1676 | The epitome of going nowhere slow. | 1.2231 | 0.04667 | 130 | 108 | 15 | 7 |
1677 | yes I enjoy driving a Pruis" | 1.2231 | 0.04267 | 130 | 105 | 21 | 4 |
1678 | Is there e.v charger and a good soy latte nearby? | 1.2231 | 0.04538 | 130 | 107 | 17 | 6 |
1679 | Bump with someone your own size! | 1.2230 | 0.04160 | 148 | 121 | 21 | 6 |
1680 | Passing on the right might not be such a good idea out here! | 1.2230 | 0.03932 | 148 | 119 | 25 | 4 |
1681 | The latest in electric cars, eh? | 1.2230 | 0.03691 | 148 | 117 | 29 | 2 |
1682 | I took a wrong turn at the last infrastructure upgrade. | 1.2229 | 0.03857 | 166 | 135 | 25 | 6 |
1683 | Go Speed Racer, Go Speed Racer, Go Speed Racer, Go! | 1.2222 | 0.04348 | 126 | 102 | 20 | 4 |
1684 | That's not what I meant when I told you to go electric. | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
1685 | Hey buddy, you need to turn the wheel. | 1.2222 | 0.03849 | 153 | 123 | 26 | 4 |
1686 | They were just sparks. | 1.2222 | 0.04162 | 135 | 109 | 22 | 4 |
1687 | My sister says you bumped into her at the rest stop. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
1688 | Wanna head start? | 1.2222 | 0.04348 | 126 | 102 | 20 | 4 |
1689 | Mine's all electric ! | 1.2222 | 0.04560 | 117 | 95 | 18 | 4 |
1690 | Is that an electric car without the Electric?? | 1.2222 | 0.04804 | 108 | 88 | 16 | 4 |
1691 | 'Is this Tesla's latest offering.' | 1.2222 | 0.03746 | 144 | 114 | 28 | 2 |
1692 | Hey, Senator Manchin, need a friend for the evening? | 1.2222 | 0.04663 | 135 | 113 | 14 | 8 |
1693 | I see you went electric! | 1.2222 | 0.04780 | 135 | 114 | 12 | 9 |
1694 | You did BumpHer car, except it's a truck! | 1.2222 | 0.04346 | 144 | 119 | 18 | 7 |
1695 | But noooo, you had to have an electric car. | 1.2222 | 0.03860 | 117 | 91 | 26 | 0 |
1696 | Is that the new Tesla Model Z? | 1.2222 | 0.04348 | 126 | 102 | 20 | 4 |
1697 | I don't think it works like that. | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1698 | You're sure you don't want to ask for directions? | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
1699 | Never bring a bumper car to a truck fight | 1.2222 | 0.04631 | 126 | 104 | 16 | 6 |
1700 | EV's have a way to go before I buy one! | 1.2222 | 0.04233 | 144 | 118 | 20 | 6 |
1701 | Signal next time you pass me. | 1.2222 | 0.04348 | 126 | 102 | 20 | 4 |
1702 | This transition to electric vehicles is gonna be one bumpy ride. | 1.2215 | 0.04023 | 149 | 121 | 23 | 5 |
1703 | Is this the way to the amusement park? | 1.2215 | 0.04023 | 149 | 121 | 23 | 5 |
1704 | Hands on the wheel,lady! Stay in your lane! | 1.2214 | 0.03935 | 140 | 112 | 25 | 3 |
1705 | Desperate to drive an EV, eh? | 1.2214 | 0.04374 | 131 | 107 | 19 | 5 |
1706 | I was afraid to bump into you. | 1.2214 | 0.03799 | 131 | 103 | 27 | 1 |
1707 | This Coney Island Raceway is too easy. Which way to the Cyclone? | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
1708 | Mind if I go ahead of you and/or possibly just dart to the right and spin around wildly? | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
1709 | Make my weekend. | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
1710 | Sparks fly every time I bump into you | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
1711 | Ready, Tiger? | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
1712 | Wanna bump uglies? | 1.2213 | 0.04730 | 122 | 101 | 15 | 6 |
1713 | License and registration, please. | 1.2212 | 0.04986 | 113 | 94 | 13 | 6 |
1714 | My wife would'nt let me buy a Tesla. | 1.2212 | 0.04659 | 113 | 92 | 17 | 4 |
1715 | The world wants to know -- are you an early E.V. prototype or a Jungian archetype of the Return of the King? | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
1716 | The GPS is acting up again | 1.2209 | 0.03796 | 163 | 132 | 26 | 5 |
1717 | Don't ask! | 1.2208 | 0.03936 | 154 | 125 | 24 | 5 |
1718 | Go ahead Mister … make my day | 1.2207 | 0.04428 | 145 | 121 | 16 | 8 |
1719 | Ready to play? | 1.2207 | 0.03972 | 145 | 117 | 24 | 4 |
1720 | Just you wait until my Cybertruck is ready. | 1.2206 | 0.04000 | 136 | 109 | 24 | 3 |
1721 | Lets just say its not been a bumper season | 1.2205 | 0.04017 | 127 | 101 | 24 | 2 |
1722 | You owe me twelve bucks for the Skee-Ball, buster! | 1.2205 | 0.04598 | 127 | 105 | 16 | 6 |
1723 | Mind if we follow you to the carnival? | 1.2205 | 0.04460 | 127 | 104 | 18 | 5 |
1724 | I told you $3,000 wouldn't be enough to buy a decent electric car. | 1.2205 | 0.04317 | 127 | 103 | 20 | 4 |
1725 | How about this weather? | 1.2205 | 0.04598 | 127 | 105 | 16 | 6 |
1726 | I see you have one of the bumper crop of compact electric cars | 1.2205 | 0.04170 | 127 | 102 | 22 | 3 |
1727 | I'm Proud Mary - Like how my big wheels keep on turning? | 1.2203 | 0.04193 | 118 | 94 | 22 | 2 |
1728 | Hey,where's the nearest electric car charging station? | 1.2203 | 0.04193 | 118 | 94 | 22 | 2 |
1729 | The next charging station is at the Santa Monica pier. | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
1730 | How far does it go between charges? | 1.2202 | 0.04393 | 109 | 87 | 20 | 2 |
1731 | You'll need more than 1.21 Gigawatts to see me in the Future. | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
1732 | Please, please, please let me bump your car. It's my cursed raison d'être. | 1.2200 | 0.04109 | 150 | 123 | 21 | 6 |
1733 | It's the newest Tesla version - runs on moisture in the air. | 1.2199 | 0.04623 | 141 | 119 | 13 | 9 |
1734 | Dodge'm my ass! | 1.2199 | 0.04398 | 141 | 117 | 17 | 7 |
1735 | Like the U.S. economy, you just peddle harder. | 1.2197 | 0.04344 | 132 | 108 | 19 | 5 |
1736 | Don't stare,we've already scared the greenhouse gases out of him. | 1.2197 | 0.03924 | 132 | 105 | 25 | 2 |
1737 | You look lost“ | 1.2197 | 0.04069 | 132 | 106 | 23 | 3 |
1738 | Then Daddy should quit making jokes about driving a Dodge Ram. | 1.2197 | 0.04344 | 132 | 108 | 19 | 5 |
1739 | Should I give him a lift? | 1.2197 | 0.04069 | 132 | 106 | 23 | 3 |
1740 | Can you help me get back on track? | 1.2197 | 0.04847 | 132 | 112 | 11 | 9 |
1741 | Long before Musk, I was a pioneer in electric cars. | 1.2195 | 0.03873 | 164 | 134 | 24 | 6 |
1742 | Pull up my bumper. | 1.2195 | 0.03921 | 123 | 97 | 25 | 1 |
1743 | I heard you had been bumped off | 1.2195 | 0.04402 | 123 | 100 | 19 | 4 |
1744 | Pretty soon there will be bumper to bumper traffic out here. | 1.2195 | 0.04248 | 123 | 99 | 21 | 3 |
1745 | I think it's a foreign car...Italian! | 1.2195 | 0.04695 | 123 | 102 | 15 | 6 |
1746 | Sir, you just bumped into me!” | 1.2195 | 0.04551 | 123 | 101 | 17 | 5 |
1747 | Cancel culture got you eh? | 1.2194 | 0.03577 | 155 | 123 | 30 | 2 |
1748 | It's a living. | 1.2192 | 0.03947 | 146 | 118 | 24 | 4 |
1749 | It's small, but it cost a lot less than a Tesla. | 1.2192 | 0.03947 | 146 | 118 | 24 | 4 |
1750 | Neck-snapping acceleration is overrated, and where are you planning to charge it? | 1.2190 | 0.04485 | 105 | 84 | 19 | 2 |
1751 | Tesla really went downhill after everyone realized Elon Musk is a Barnum and Bailey con man. | 1.2190 | 0.04485 | 105 | 84 | 19 | 2 |
1752 | Could you direct me to the nearest amusement park. | 1.2190 | 0.04107 | 137 | 111 | 22 | 4 |
1753 | Ma’am, I’ve been trying to reach you about your extended car warranty… | 1.2190 | 0.03974 | 137 | 110 | 24 | 3 |
1754 | Hey mister, could you bump it up a little! | 1.2190 | 0.04107 | 137 | 111 | 22 | 4 |
1755 | mom why can’t he stay in his lane? | 1.2190 | 0.03974 | 137 | 110 | 24 | 3 |
1756 | The best part is you can get cotton candy while you wait for a recharge. | 1.2188 | 0.03990 | 128 | 102 | 24 | 2 |
1757 | Hey bud, looks like you got out of your lane somewhere back aways. | 1.2188 | 0.04565 | 128 | 106 | 16 | 6 |
1758 | Is that the new Tesla? | 1.2188 | 0.04141 | 128 | 103 | 22 | 3 |
1759 | I don't suppose you know the way back to Disney Land? I got turned around somwehere. | 1.2188 | 0.04565 | 128 | 106 | 16 | 6 |
1760 | Your road rage apparently stems from early adolescence. | 1.2188 | 0.04428 | 128 | 105 | 18 | 5 |
1761 | No. Not powered by the sun. Powered by fun. | 1.2188 | 0.05173 | 96 | 79 | 13 | 4 |
1762 | Maybe I should have bought a more current model | 1.2188 | 0.03990 | 128 | 102 | 24 | 2 |
1763 | They may be slow, but EVs are the future. | 1.2185 | 0.04191 | 151 | 125 | 19 | 7 |
1764 | Do you need some help with the caption in the cartoon contest? | 1.2185 | 0.03862 | 151 | 122 | 25 | 4 |
1765 | So this is what they mean by the EV revolution ? | 1.2185 | 0.03975 | 151 | 123 | 23 | 5 |
1766 | Just as I was having a financial crisis, my midlife crisis hit. | 1.2185 | 0.04191 | 151 | 125 | 19 | 7 |
1767 | EV?" (NYer's shortest caption ever? | 1.2185 | 0.04798 | 119 | 99 | 14 | 6 |
1768 | Range anxiety is real. | 1.2185 | 0.04162 | 119 | 95 | 22 | 2 |
1769 | Your deadbeat father is also incapable of understanding metaphors. | 1.2185 | 0.04647 | 119 | 98 | 16 | 5 |
1770 | The insurance adjuster decided this was my best option for a rental. | 1.2185 | 0.04329 | 119 | 96 | 20 | 3 |
1771 | I'm fine, Ethel. Just waiting for the ride to start again. | 1.2185 | 0.04162 | 119 | 95 | 22 | 2 |
1772 | Tesla cloud? | 1.2185 | 0.05086 | 119 | 101 | 10 | 8 |
1773 | Qui pro quo...or justice on the road | 1.2185 | 0.04329 | 119 | 96 | 20 | 3 |
1774 | Junior, if you bounce around aimlessly, sooner or later you wind up like this guy | 1.2185 | 0.03987 | 119 | 94 | 24 | 1 |
1775 | We run into each-other in the weirdest places...... | 1.2185 | 0.03987 | 119 | 94 | 24 | 1 |
1776 | Are you lost or just another out-of-state loser? | 1.2183 | 0.03886 | 142 | 114 | 25 | 3 |
1777 | Some people will try everything to avoid the seatbelt. | 1.2183 | 0.04135 | 142 | 116 | 21 | 5 |
1778 | One little fender bender and SHE makes me drive THIS!!! | 1.2183 | 0.03886 | 142 | 114 | 25 | 3 |
1779 | I'm not challenging anyone, it's just all I could afford. | 1.2183 | 0.04135 | 142 | 116 | 21 | 5 |
1780 | " isn't that frank in his stein mobile | 1.2183 | 0.04012 | 142 | 115 | 23 | 4 |
1781 | Please don't laugh. My shrink wants me to re-live my childhood. | 1.2183 | 0.04012 | 142 | 115 | 23 | 4 |
1782 | You just think you're off the hook, Mister! | 1.2183 | 0.04254 | 142 | 117 | 19 | 6 |
1783 | Groceries between your legs again? | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
1784 | You owe me three tickets, dude. | 1.2182 | 0.04898 | 110 | 91 | 14 | 5 |
1785 | I caught the EV bug when I was your age, kid. | 1.2180 | 0.03898 | 133 | 106 | 25 | 2 |
1786 | There've been advancements on e-car range. I can drive you to a dealer to trade up, if you like. | 1.2180 | 0.04444 | 133 | 110 | 17 | 6 |
1787 | My bumper is higher than your bumper. | 1.2180 | 0.04180 | 133 | 108 | 21 | 4 |
1788 | They said that if I got an electric vehicle I'd look cool! | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
1789 | Looks like you adopted electric propulsion a little too early. | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
1790 | We’ve had our problems but this is the ultimate disconnect! | 1.2178 | 0.04996 | 101 | 83 | 14 | 4 |
1791 | This way to Kansas? | 1.2177 | 0.03893 | 124 | 98 | 25 | 1 |
1792 | Dad!! You forgot the Flux-Capacitor. | 1.2177 | 0.04217 | 124 | 100 | 21 | 3 |
1793 | My childhood dream... has become a traffic nightmare. | 1.2177 | 0.04660 | 124 | 103 | 15 | 6 |
1794 | "No, I don't have batteries. I'm running on white male grievance." | 1.2177 | 0.03893 | 124 | 98 | 25 | 1 |
1795 | All-electric, but not a good ride. | 1.2177 | 0.04517 | 124 | 102 | 17 | 5 |
1796 | Sorry, asphalt will not conduct electricity. Yes, lightning will. | 1.2177 | 0.04370 | 124 | 101 | 19 | 4 |
1797 | Yes it's small, but it is electric! | 1.2177 | 0.03549 | 147 | 116 | 30 | 1 |
1798 | Hey, Sparky, nice to bump into you! | 1.2174 | 0.03812 | 138 | 110 | 26 | 2 |
1799 | It's a classic: Elon Musk's first electric car. | 1.2174 | 0.03671 | 138 | 109 | 28 | 1 |
1800 | You look like a guy with lots of life insurance. You're gonna make some gal really rich if you stay on this highway! Wanna buy me a drink? | 1.2174 | 0.04056 | 115 | 91 | 23 | 1 |
1801 | They said on this road cars were bumper to bumper. | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
1802 | They've really downsized the new Teslas, huh? | 1.2174 | 0.04240 | 115 | 92 | 21 | 2 |
1803 | Yeah, but mine is cuter and more relatable. | 1.2174 | 0.04080 | 138 | 112 | 22 | 4 |
1804 | Hey. Not everyone can afford a Tesla. | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
1805 | I just got out of Dodge. No way I'm gonna get back in one. | 1.2174 | 0.04416 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
1806 | Going my way? | 1.2171 | 0.03724 | 152 | 122 | 27 | 3 |
1807 | I miss when a Dodge Ram was WHAT people drove, not HOW. | 1.2171 | 0.04112 | 129 | 104 | 22 | 3 |
1808 | Bumping into you after all these years. | 1.2171 | 0.03644 | 129 | 101 | 28 | 0 |
1809 | You're not from around here, huh? | 1.2171 | 0.04533 | 129 | 107 | 16 | 6 |
1810 | I’m not stalking you… just kind of bumping into you. | 1.2171 | 0.04112 | 129 | 104 | 22 | 3 |
1811 | Now admit these electric cars need more development. | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
1812 | Yes, turn around and the amusement park is 1150 miles on your left | 1.2170 | 0.05017 | 106 | 88 | 13 | 5 |
1813 | Leroy, is that your dad? | 1.2167 | 0.04457 | 120 | 98 | 18 | 4 |
1814 | That’s a bumpin EV | 1.2167 | 0.04131 | 120 | 96 | 22 | 2 |
1815 | It is not nice to pass on the right | 1.2167 | 0.04457 | 120 | 98 | 18 | 4 |
1816 | Wow and old Tesla. | 1.2167 | 0.04131 | 120 | 96 | 22 | 2 |
1817 | You almost hit us back there! | 1.2167 | 0.04457 | 120 | 98 | 18 | 4 |
1818 | You're not the tortoise. | 1.2164 | 0.04152 | 134 | 109 | 21 | 4 |
1819 | You call that a Dodge?! | 1.2164 | 0.04015 | 134 | 108 | 23 | 3 |
1820 | I bought this so I could feel superior to other people (both of them are saying this). | 1.2162 | 0.05184 | 111 | 94 | 10 | 7 |
1821 | Can you direct me to Wolly World ? | 1.2162 | 0.04858 | 111 | 92 | 14 | 5 |
1822 | You want to see "road rage"? I'm gonna bump you into next Tuesday! | 1.2162 | 0.04128 | 148 | 122 | 20 | 6 |
1823 | Is that one of those new-fangled electric cars? | 1.2162 | 0.04128 | 148 | 122 | 20 | 6 |
1824 | My little boy, Kilroy, wants your little car. | 1.2162 | 0.05023 | 111 | 93 | 12 | 6 |
1825 | You don't have enough seats to be in the bus lane! | 1.2160 | 0.04030 | 125 | 100 | 23 | 2 |
1826 | So this is that "specialized safety vehicle" you mentioned? | 1.2160 | 0.04187 | 125 | 101 | 21 | 3 |
1827 | You’ look like you’ve never heard of connecting with your inner child… | 1.2160 | 0.03866 | 125 | 99 | 25 | 1 |
1828 | After my last accident,this is the only car my insurance company would cover! | 1.2160 | 0.04484 | 125 | 103 | 17 | 5 |
1829 | Your looks are electrifying! | 1.2158 | 0.04181 | 139 | 114 | 20 | 5 |
1830 | Go on, say, "Bumper? I barely know her!" one more time. I dare you. | 1.2158 | 0.04303 | 139 | 115 | 18 | 6 |
1831 | Hey buddy, go get a less annoying metaphor!” | 1.2158 | 0.03648 | 139 | 110 | 28 | 1 |
1832 | It's been a bumpy road for me, give me a break. | 1.2158 | 0.03923 | 139 | 112 | 24 | 3 |
1833 | Been drinking with the Carnys again, huh? | 1.2158 | 0.04423 | 139 | 116 | 16 | 7 |
1834 | This is the future liberals want. | 1.2157 | 0.04951 | 102 | 84 | 14 | 4 |
1835 | One-handed driving! That doesn't look too safe! | 1.2157 | 0.04751 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
1836 | On your mark. Ready…Set…Go! | 1.2155 | 0.04711 | 116 | 96 | 15 | 5 |
1837 | Look, Mom! A blubbering banker buggy bumper! | 1.2155 | 0.04382 | 116 | 94 | 19 | 3 |
1838 | I don't mind going this slow, but the dog wants to feel the breeze. | 1.2155 | 0.04207 | 116 | 93 | 21 | 2 |
1839 | Hey Sugar, Lookin’ for a little bump? | 1.2155 | 0.04711 | 116 | 96 | 15 | 5 |
1840 | please don' t race this old man! | 1.2154 | 0.04227 | 130 | 106 | 20 | 4 |
1841 | Traded in the carousel pony. Made me seasick. | 1.2154 | 0.04227 | 130 | 106 | 20 | 4 |
1842 | it gets 400 bumps to the gallon. | 1.2154 | 0.03781 | 130 | 103 | 26 | 1 |
1843 | Is that the latest Tesla? | 1.2153 | 0.04083 | 144 | 118 | 21 | 5 |
1844 | You gotta hybrid Hemi in that ? | 1.2149 | 0.04265 | 121 | 98 | 20 | 3 |
1845 | How did my lawyer manage to miss THAT in the settlement ...? | 1.2149 | 0.04577 | 121 | 100 | 16 | 5 |
1846 | Go, Speed Racer, Go. | 1.2149 | 0.04725 | 121 | 101 | 14 | 6 |
1847 | When bumper cars go rogue. | 1.2149 | 0.04577 | 121 | 100 | 16 | 5 |
1848 | This is your karma. | 1.2149 | 0.04100 | 121 | 97 | 22 | 2 |
1849 | Off the grid worked until it didn't. | 1.2149 | 0.04100 | 121 | 97 | 22 | 2 |
1850 | Yes, it's fully electric, it's powered by lightning, and ironically so am I" | 1.2148 | 0.04124 | 135 | 110 | 21 | 4 |
1851 | I got bumped from my flight. | 1.2148 | 0.03988 | 135 | 109 | 23 | 3 |
1852 | Don't you have Triple A? | 1.2148 | 0.04103 | 149 | 123 | 20 | 6 |
1853 | Enough amusement,park! | 1.2148 | 0.03876 | 149 | 121 | 24 | 4 |
1854 | I always knew the Flintmobile would be the future car. | 1.2143 | 0.04307 | 126 | 103 | 19 | 4 |
1855 | You need to do better than that, Elon. | 1.2143 | 0.04157 | 126 | 102 | 21 | 3 |
1856 | My other car's a BMW. | 1.2143 | 0.04288 | 112 | 90 | 20 | 2 |
1857 | What’s your handicap? | 1.2143 | 0.04472 | 112 | 91 | 18 | 3 |
1858 | Can you tell me where to find the nearest amusement park? | 1.2143 | 0.03905 | 154 | 126 | 23 | 5 |
1859 | It was the only electric vehicle available. | 1.2143 | 0.04307 | 126 | 103 | 19 | 4 |
1860 | Dude, that's not what a 'bumper' means. | 1.2143 | 0.04001 | 126 | 101 | 23 | 2 |
1861 | Tables are turned, eh Buster? | 1.2143 | 0.03898 | 140 | 113 | 24 | 3 |
1862 | So, what kind of range do you get on your E.V? | 1.2143 | 0.04307 | 126 | 103 | 19 | 4 |
1863 | Drag is my specialty, Honey. | 1.2143 | 0.04218 | 154 | 129 | 17 | 8 |
1864 | Hey Buster, Ya really wanna play or you just Joy-Riding? | 1.2143 | 0.04001 | 126 | 101 | 23 | 2 |
1865 | I suppose your other car is a Tesla." | 1.2138 | 0.04057 | 145 | 119 | 21 | 5 |
1866 | It has zero emissions, I can get up to 10 feet without recharging, and it only ran me $54,000. | 1.2137 | 0.03755 | 131 | 104 | 26 | 1 |
1867 | This is how bumper to bumper traffic starts.. See? Electric cars are even making their way out here... | 1.2137 | 0.04056 | 131 | 106 | 22 | 3 |
1868 | Stay in your lane! | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
1869 | Three and one-half tons versus 125 Lbs? No way! | 1.2137 | 0.04675 | 117 | 97 | 15 | 5 |
1870 | Well Bobby, why don’t you ask your mother that question. | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
1871 | That's not a Tesla is it? Thought they were bigger. | 1.2137 | 0.04675 | 117 | 97 | 15 | 5 |
1872 | It's just until the market rebounds. | 1.2137 | 0.04514 | 117 | 96 | 17 | 4 |
1873 | I dreamt I was a kid in a monster truck with my mom racing myself as a 47 year-old sad man. | 1.2137 | 0.04514 | 117 | 96 | 17 | 4 |
1874 | Hey, Harry! Sure didn't think I'd bump into you here. | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
1875 | Give it up honey. You'll never outrun the Clown Car. | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
1876 | Relax,I'm not going to bump you. | 1.2134 | 0.03845 | 164 | 135 | 23 | 6 |
1877 | 'scuse me, Miss...how do I get this thing out of second gear?!? | 1.2132 | 0.04097 | 136 | 111 | 21 | 4 |
1878 | Bump on over and see me some time -- heh, heh. | 1.2132 | 0.04097 | 136 | 111 | 21 | 4 |
1879 | Do you know the way to the amusement park? | 1.2132 | 0.03962 | 136 | 110 | 23 | 3 |
1880 | It's not too good on the open road, but in parking lots, speed bumps are no match for it! | 1.2131 | 0.04234 | 122 | 99 | 20 | 3 |
1881 | I'm afraid the interstate will be bumper-to-bumper-bumper-to-bumper-bumper-to-bumper-bumper-to-bumper-bumper-to-bumper-bumper-to-bumper. | 1.2131 | 0.04234 | 122 | 99 | 20 | 3 |
1882 | Its the only Dodge I can afford after the alimony payment | 1.2131 | 0.04234 | 122 | 99 | 20 | 3 |
1883 | I'm on a test drive. Gotta stay within 15 miles of Funland. | 1.2131 | 0.04391 | 122 | 100 | 18 | 4 |
1884 | Could I hitch a ride to the nearest Six Flags? I'm running late for work | 1.2131 | 0.04234 | 122 | 99 | 20 | 3 |
1885 | Please tell me that’s a Dodge. | 1.2130 | 0.03958 | 108 | 85 | 23 | 0 |
1886 | Get out of my way, Moron! I need to get to the pharmacy to pick up my Ivermectin! | 1.2128 | 0.04002 | 141 | 115 | 22 | 4 |
1887 | I think you took traffic report a bit too literally. | 1.2128 | 0.04248 | 141 | 117 | 18 | 6 |
1888 | I should let you know, lady, that I won a trophy at my seventh birthday for being the best bumper-car driver ever! | 1.2128 | 0.03873 | 141 | 114 | 24 | 3 |
1889 | I'm sure the park is not very amused. | 1.2126 | 0.03973 | 127 | 102 | 23 | 2 |
1890 | Wes Anderson’s pitch to direct “Mad Max: Fury Road.” | 1.2126 | 0.04276 | 127 | 104 | 19 | 4 |
1891 | You're gonna wish you'd gone with a hybrid, buddy... | 1.2126 | 0.04127 | 127 | 103 | 21 | 3 |
1892 | You know you can’t drive electric cars on long distance trips. | 1.2126 | 0.04559 | 127 | 106 | 15 | 6 |
1893 | Mine has more smiles per gallon | 1.2126 | 0.03973 | 127 | 102 | 23 | 2 |
1894 | I don't think he's gonna let us merge. | 1.2126 | 0.04276 | 127 | 104 | 19 | 4 |
1895 | Coney Island? Sorry. You can't get there from here. | 1.2126 | 0.03813 | 127 | 101 | 25 | 1 |
1896 | Need a ride | 1.2124 | 0.04436 | 113 | 92 | 18 | 3 |
1897 | Hey Frank! Going to the monster truck rally? | 1.2124 | 0.04611 | 113 | 93 | 16 | 4 |
1898 | Hello Faster things,remember, slow and steady wins the race.. | 1.2124 | 0.04436 | 113 | 92 | 18 | 3 |
1899 | Now you know how we felt. | 1.2123 | 0.03791 | 146 | 118 | 25 | 3 |
1900 | I'm calling the police. I just saw you bump that car off the road. | 1.2123 | 0.03791 | 146 | 118 | 25 | 3 |
1901 | Well actually, it should say “alumna.” | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
1902 | They sold it as the most popular electric car ever made. | 1.2121 | 0.04306 | 132 | 109 | 18 | 5 |
1903 | Sorry, but the local traffic was bumper-to-bumper | 1.2121 | 0.04169 | 132 | 108 | 20 | 4 |
1904 | Relax, I just want to flip your car. | 1.2121 | 0.04169 | 132 | 108 | 20 | 4 |
1905 | Sure, it’s hard to move forward — but at least I can keep at a safe distance | 1.2119 | 0.04315 | 118 | 96 | 19 | 3 |
1906 | Honey look at the new Tesla!! | 1.2117 | 0.03936 | 137 | 111 | 23 | 3 |
1907 | First one to the hospital wins. | 1.2117 | 0.03936 | 137 | 111 | 23 | 3 |
1908 | Hey big boy! Liking the length of your hook. How much for a bump in the rump? | 1.2117 | 0.04326 | 137 | 114 | 17 | 6 |
1909 | I got witnesses! You bump-n-run suspect. | 1.2117 | 0.03936 | 137 | 111 | 23 | 3 |
1910 | You might want to try a newer model. | 1.2117 | 0.03936 | 137 | 111 | 23 | 3 |
1911 | Do you want to bump and grind? | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
1912 | You know what they say about the size of your car | 1.2115 | 0.05053 | 104 | 87 | 12 | 5 |
1913 | I dare you to bump me. | 1.2114 | 0.04654 | 123 | 103 | 14 | 6 |
1914 | I told you those electric gadgets are still in their infancy . So grow up and get in the truck.!! | 1.2114 | 0.03873 | 123 | 98 | 24 | 1 |
1915 | It's an economy of scale, you see... | 1.2113 | 0.04100 | 142 | 117 | 20 | 5 |
1916 | This is why you can’t ride the bumper cars. | 1.2113 | 0.04220 | 142 | 118 | 18 | 6 |
1917 | Hi, Dad! | 1.2113 | 0.04337 | 142 | 119 | 16 | 7 |
1918 | I was initially pretty excited when Six Flags announced they were getting into the electric vehicle market. | 1.2113 | 0.04337 | 142 | 119 | 16 | 7 |
1919 | It's not your father's dodge | 1.2111 | 0.05357 | 90 | 75 | 11 | 4 |
1920 | Hey honey. Wanna play bumper cars? | 1.2110 | 0.04337 | 109 | 88 | 19 | 2 |
1921 | Your father is having a fair. | 1.2109 | 0.04246 | 128 | 105 | 19 | 4 |
1922 | Bump-her cars? No thank you. | 1.2109 | 0.04098 | 128 | 104 | 21 | 3 |
1923 | You go high, I go Low. | 1.2109 | 0.03945 | 128 | 103 | 23 | 2 |
1924 | Play bumper-cars with me, buddy, and you'll get your butt kicked. | 1.2109 | 0.04098 | 128 | 104 | 21 | 3 |
1925 | I just wanted to pass you, but my my son, Kilroy, wants me to bump you into the ditch. | 1.2109 | 0.04098 | 128 | 104 | 21 | 3 |
1926 | What kind of mileage do you get in that thing? | 1.2109 | 0.04098 | 128 | 104 | 21 | 3 |
1927 | My other car is a Ferrari | 1.2109 | 0.04098 | 128 | 104 | 21 | 3 |
1928 | Luckily today there was no bumper car to bumper car traffic! | 1.2109 | 0.04246 | 128 | 105 | 19 | 4 |
1929 | You are not getting away with this | 1.2109 | 0.04246 | 128 | 105 | 19 | 4 |
1930 | Take your toys and go home, big boy! | 1.2109 | 0.03642 | 147 | 118 | 27 | 2 |
1931 | My go-kart’s in the shop. | 1.2105 | 0.04141 | 133 | 109 | 20 | 4 |
1932 | Carbon emissions. The horror! | 1.2105 | 0.04276 | 133 | 110 | 18 | 5 |
1933 | You really think your greenwashing is going to cut it at Burning Man? | 1.2105 | 0.04574 | 114 | 94 | 16 | 4 |
1934 | Alright Charles. You’ve made your point. Now get back to the fair! | 1.2105 | 0.04574 | 114 | 94 | 16 | 4 |
1935 | Yes you’re in a high occupancy vehicle but I’ll get you in the fast lane!? | 1.2105 | 0.04401 | 114 | 93 | 18 | 3 |
1936 | I'm going to tell all my girlfriends about my divorce lawyer!" | 1.2105 | 0.04901 | 114 | 96 | 12 | 6 |
1937 | Looks like you’ve got a choice: trade in your second childhood or cash in your chips. | 1.2105 | 0.04001 | 133 | 108 | 22 | 3 |
1938 | Look, Henry, that man's not wearing a seat belt. | 1.2105 | 0.04401 | 114 | 93 | 18 | 3 |
1939 | Need a “Lift” Elon? | 1.2105 | 0.04401 | 114 | 93 | 18 | 3 |
1940 | Congratulations on being bumped up the corporate ladder . | 1.2105 | 0.03920 | 152 | 125 | 22 | 5 |
1941 | Don't stare kid, just another bumper in the road. | 1.2101 | 0.04043 | 138 | 113 | 21 | 4 |
1942 | My carbon footprint is just fine, thank you! | 1.2101 | 0.04043 | 138 | 113 | 21 | 4 |
1943 | Elon says it's his turn! | 1.2101 | 0.03772 | 138 | 111 | 25 | 2 |
1944 | You would not believe the bumper to bumper warranty I got with this car. | 1.2101 | 0.04172 | 138 | 114 | 19 | 5 |
1945 | I'm only driving this until my Cybertruck arrives. | 1.2101 | 0.04172 | 138 | 114 | 19 | 5 |
1946 | Hasbro enters the electric vehicle market | 1.2101 | 0.04755 | 119 | 100 | 13 | 6 |
1947 | What are you staring at? Haven’t you seen an electric car before? | 1.2101 | 0.04445 | 119 | 98 | 17 | 4 |
1948 | George, it’s time to come home. | 1.2101 | 0.04282 | 119 | 97 | 19 | 3 |
1949 | Hey, Frankie, Do you want to race? | 1.2101 | 0.04445 | 119 | 98 | 17 | 4 |
1950 | Lookin’ for a little bump and grind action, darlin’? | 1.2100 | 0.04560 | 100 | 81 | 17 | 2 |
1951 | What's your problem, at least it's a convertible. | 1.2098 | 0.03825 | 143 | 116 | 24 | 3 |
1952 | It’s more than 30 miles per gallon | 1.2097 | 0.04326 | 124 | 102 | 18 | 4 |
1953 | Did you pass a turn-off for the fun park? | 1.2097 | 0.04172 | 124 | 101 | 20 | 3 |
1954 | That's the car you'll be driving if we want a healthy planet. I say %#@$ the planet! | 1.2097 | 0.04475 | 124 | 103 | 16 | 5 |
1955 | Can you vacuum the mess in our conference room? | 1.2097 | 0.04012 | 124 | 100 | 22 | 2 |
1956 | Race you to Burning Man,bumper boy. | 1.2097 | 0.04012 | 124 | 100 | 22 | 2 |
1957 | I was told it's not the destination, it's the journey | 1.2097 | 0.04172 | 124 | 101 | 20 | 3 |
1958 | I‘m trying to compensate for something. | 1.2097 | 0.04475 | 124 | 103 | 16 | 5 |
1959 | Under-compensating for something? | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1960 | No seat belt. No mask. You're my kinda man! | 1.2095 | 0.04214 | 105 | 84 | 20 | 1 |
1961 | If you stole it, it was a bum choice. | 1.2095 | 0.04207 | 148 | 124 | 17 | 7 |
1962 | Would it kill you to use your signal? | 1.2093 | 0.03918 | 129 | 104 | 23 | 2 |
1963 | Floridian Acceptance | 1.2093 | 0.04357 | 129 | 107 | 17 | 5 |
1964 | No, I'm not going to work. I quit. I busted myself out of that place. | 1.2093 | 0.04070 | 129 | 105 | 21 | 3 |
1965 | How did that Aesop story end, again, Mr. Tesla? | 1.2093 | 0.04627 | 129 | 109 | 13 | 7 |
1966 | Peddles qualify for the zero emission vehicle tax credit. | 1.2093 | 0.03760 | 129 | 103 | 25 | 1 |
1967 | this is how my mom taught me to drive | 1.2093 | 0.04494 | 129 | 108 | 15 | 6 |
1968 | Does anyone know where the bumper car stop is...? I'm over the ride time | 1.2093 | 0.03918 | 129 | 104 | 23 | 2 |
1969 | I like big trucks and I cannot lie. (Submitted by Marina Sampson, Toronto). | 1.2093 | 0.04494 | 129 | 108 | 15 | 6 |
1970 | Hey, Disney Land called, they want their bumper car back! | 1.2093 | 0.03918 | 129 | 104 | 23 | 2 |
1971 | Hey, clown. You should be on the midway, not the freeway. | 1.2092 | 0.03669 | 153 | 124 | 26 | 3 |
1972 | You seen Thelma and Louise, sir? | 1.2092 | 0.03784 | 153 | 125 | 24 | 4 |
1973 | I knew you were only playing games with me | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
1974 | Not my idea of a hi torque super-fast electric vehicle | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
1975 | She took everything in the divorce | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
1976 | Are you sure you signed up for Ru Paul’s Drag Race, hon” | 1.2090 | 0.03974 | 134 | 109 | 22 | 3 |
1977 | Susan, we agreed he would spend the day with me at the amusement park | 1.2090 | 0.04113 | 134 | 110 | 20 | 4 |
1978 | Put up your window, sweetheart. Looks like the new Chevy Bolt is out. | 1.2090 | 0.04113 | 134 | 110 | 20 | 4 |
1979 | Atleast, I can use the HOV Lane | 1.2090 | 0.03830 | 134 | 108 | 24 | 2 |
1980 | I wasn’t sure I wanted an electric vehicle, but I couldn’t resist the great bumper to bumper warrantee. | 1.2088 | 0.05303 | 91 | 76 | 11 | 4 |
1981 | So women drivers are the problem? | 1.2087 | 0.04366 | 115 | 94 | 18 | 3 |
1982 | Hey Poindexter...wanna drag??? | 1.2087 | 0.04188 | 115 | 93 | 20 | 2 |
1983 | Wanna play bumper cars? | 1.2087 | 0.04537 | 115 | 95 | 16 | 4 |
1984 | And I thought driving a hybrid was emasculating. | 1.2087 | 0.04703 | 115 | 96 | 14 | 5 |
1985 | Off roading? | 1.2087 | 0.04862 | 115 | 97 | 12 | 6 |
1986 | Wow! The new solar BC. Stay in your lane. | 1.2087 | 0.05016 | 115 | 98 | 10 | 7 |
1987 | Ready to bump 'em up my dear cheating husband ? | 1.2086 | 0.04268 | 139 | 116 | 17 | 6 |
1988 | You better not hit me with that thing | 1.2086 | 0.03748 | 139 | 112 | 25 | 2 |
1989 | Bump us pal and you'll learn pretty quick you're no longer on a kiddie ride. | 1.2086 | 0.04145 | 139 | 115 | 19 | 5 |
1990 | Let's go, you were duped | 1.2083 | 0.04250 | 120 | 98 | 19 | 3 |
1991 | Pardon me, do you have any...classic yellow mustard like they use on carnival hot dogs? | 1.2083 | 0.04568 | 120 | 100 | 15 | 5 |
1992 | Come home now Elon. You and your dreams of electric cars! | 1.2083 | 0.04250 | 120 | 98 | 19 | 3 |
1993 | Until now, Stan thought for sure he was on the road less travelled. | 1.2083 | 0.04082 | 120 | 97 | 21 | 2 |
1994 | Well, at least it's all electric. | 1.2083 | 0.03801 | 144 | 117 | 24 | 3 |
1995 | Honey, can you pick up the kids? | 1.2083 | 0.04412 | 120 | 99 | 17 | 4 |
1996 | No, no. You’re out of control! | 1.2080 | 0.04295 | 125 | 103 | 18 | 4 |
1997 | Tesla drivers are so defensive. | 1.2080 | 0.04142 | 125 | 102 | 20 | 3 |
1998 | Dude, next time use your blinker. | 1.2080 | 0.04142 | 125 | 102 | 20 | 3 |
1999 | It runs great but I'm still having a little range anxiety. | 1.2080 | 0.04142 | 125 | 102 | 20 | 3 |
2000 | I wasn’t tall enough to drive a truck. | 1.2080 | 0.04142 | 125 | 102 | 20 | 3 |
2001 | "Do you mind if you are on the street? No, I still have time left. | 1.2080 | 0.03983 | 125 | 101 | 22 | 2 |
2002 | I don't suppose AAA will make any difference? | 1.2080 | 0.04142 | 125 | 102 | 20 | 3 |
2003 | Coney Island bumper cars. The original EV company. | 1.2079 | 0.05135 | 101 | 85 | 11 | 5 |
2004 | Make up your mind. Either pass me or not. | 1.2078 | 0.03648 | 154 | 125 | 26 | 3 |
2005 | Hi there big boy, want some of my electricity? | 1.2077 | 0.04462 | 130 | 109 | 15 | 6 |
2006 | Can you spare an arcade token? | 1.2077 | 0.04042 | 130 | 106 | 21 | 3 |
2007 | I should have gone with Hertz | 1.2075 | 0.04965 | 106 | 89 | 12 | 5 |
2008 | Outlet mall? | 1.2075 | 0.04965 | 106 | 89 | 12 | 5 |
2009 | Tell your little passenger to stop shouting that I'm too short. | 1.2075 | 0.04179 | 106 | 85 | 20 | 1 |
2010 | It’s PC gone mad! | 1.2074 | 0.03805 | 135 | 109 | 24 | 2 |
2011 | Bumper envy, right? | 1.2074 | 0.04085 | 135 | 111 | 20 | 4 |
2012 | Where are your wheels? | 1.2074 | 0.03948 | 135 | 110 | 22 | 3 |
2013 | All Electric Baby! | 1.2074 | 0.04348 | 135 | 113 | 16 | 6 |
2014 | My son says I should bump you off. | 1.2074 | 0.04219 | 135 | 112 | 18 | 5 |
2015 | No wheels? I have a spare. | 1.2074 | 0.03805 | 135 | 109 | 24 | 2 |
2016 | The auto body shop said I needed a new bumper. | 1.2074 | 0.04085 | 135 | 111 | 20 | 4 |
2017 | What'll she do? | 1.2072 | 0.04809 | 111 | 93 | 13 | 5 |
2018 | Honey, my F-150 can charge yours any day. | 1.2072 | 0.04635 | 111 | 92 | 15 | 4 |
2019 | Dude, you got to learn to leave earlier, otherwise you will always be late! | 1.2072 | 0.04267 | 111 | 90 | 19 | 2 |
2020 | I said; Get back to the park, the senator is waiting his turn! | 1.2072 | 0.04267 | 111 | 90 | 19 | 2 |
2021 | Low budget American Graffiti reboot. | 1.2071 | 0.03860 | 140 | 114 | 23 | 3 |
2022 | Yes, it is a little squirrely off the line. | 1.2071 | 0.03991 | 140 | 115 | 21 | 4 |
2023 | Don’t worry Hon. Unless he’s Elon Musk, we’ll dust him without the metal ceiling. | 1.2071 | 0.04118 | 140 | 116 | 19 | 5 |
2024 | Infrastructure. It's all about infrastructure. | 1.2069 | 0.04502 | 116 | 96 | 16 | 4 |
2025 | No more blind spots for me! | 1.2069 | 0.04502 | 116 | 96 | 16 | 4 |
2026 | See Junior. Electric vehicles have disadvantages, too. | 1.2069 | 0.04023 | 145 | 120 | 20 | 5 |
2027 | Suck it up. It was part of the decree. | 1.2069 | 0.03902 | 145 | 119 | 22 | 4 |
2028 | No way am I letting you cut in front of me | 1.2069 | 0.04023 | 145 | 120 | 20 | 5 |
2029 | I could give you a jump, but I want to see you charge yourself up by your bootstraps. | 1.2069 | 0.04502 | 116 | 96 | 16 | 4 |
2030 | I thought I was driving the clown car. | 1.2069 | 0.04023 | 145 | 120 | 20 | 5 |
2031 | And they say electric cars are futuristic | 1.2069 | 0.04502 | 116 | 96 | 16 | 4 |
2032 | You gonna bump me or not? | 1.2069 | 0.03971 | 116 | 93 | 22 | 1 |
2033 | You got a real cute Tesla there, mister. | 1.2069 | 0.04332 | 116 | 95 | 18 | 3 |
2034 | Looks like you've been driving in circles. | 1.2069 | 0.04332 | 116 | 95 | 18 | 3 |
2035 | Hey, is that one of those Dodgem Rams? Nice. | 1.2069 | 0.04502 | 116 | 96 | 16 | 4 |
2036 | Hush! We agreed you get the bumper car until you can master a stick shift | 1.2067 | 0.03934 | 150 | 124 | 21 | 5 |
2037 | MAGA this, MAGA that. Grow up! | 1.2066 | 0.04533 | 121 | 101 | 15 | 5 |
2038 | Creative way to hitchhike, I’ll give you that. | 1.2066 | 0.04218 | 121 | 99 | 19 | 3 |
2039 | I don't care if your car is climate friendly,you're ugly | 1.2066 | 0.04378 | 121 | 100 | 17 | 4 |
2040 | Step on it buddy. Carmaxs’ offer expires tomorrow. | 1.2066 | 0.04218 | 121 | 99 | 19 | 3 |
2041 | Better luck next time when you bet the house! | 1.2066 | 0.04378 | 121 | 100 | 17 | 4 |
2042 | I think the next amusement park is out of your range, Bub” | 1.2065 | 0.04244 | 92 | 73 | 19 | 0 |
2043 | Our clown car is in the shop. | 1.2063 | 0.04410 | 126 | 105 | 16 | 5 |
2044 | THAT'S your electric car? | 1.2063 | 0.03955 | 126 | 102 | 22 | 2 |
2045 | My time will come,gal!! | 1.2063 | 0.04112 | 126 | 103 | 20 | 3 |
2046 | Don't stare honey, those new smart cars sure are retro nowadays. | 1.2063 | 0.04112 | 126 | 103 | 20 | 3 |
2047 | Hey you don’t have a current gps | 1.2063 | 0.03955 | 126 | 102 | 22 | 2 |
2048 | Y'all are taking the Green New Deal just too dang far! | 1.2063 | 0.04112 | 126 | 103 | 20 | 3 |
2049 | Nothing personal. I just think you are too green. | 1.2062 | 0.04847 | 97 | 80 | 14 | 3 |
2050 | This is why Elon Musk has such a monopoly on electric cars! | 1.2062 | 0.04620 | 97 | 79 | 16 | 2 |
2051 | You said you wanted the electric car in the divorce!! | 1.2061 | 0.04157 | 131 | 108 | 19 | 4 |
2052 | A clasic 50s Tesla!! | 1.2061 | 0.04157 | 131 | 108 | 19 | 4 |
2053 | Oh yeah, well maybe I will just go over there and bump YOU | 1.2061 | 0.04562 | 131 | 111 | 13 | 7 |
2054 | I hear they get great mileage during lightning storms | 1.2061 | 0.04157 | 131 | 108 | 19 | 4 |
2055 | You need a vacation. | 1.2061 | 0.03548 | 131 | 104 | 27 | 0 |
2056 | Tell your mother that anti-environmentalism becomes her. | 1.2059 | 0.03922 | 136 | 111 | 22 | 3 |
2057 | What makes you think I’m avoiding you? | 1.2059 | 0.04058 | 136 | 112 | 20 | 4 |
2058 | Huh, going electric big boy! | 1.2059 | 0.04190 | 136 | 113 | 18 | 5 |
2059 | If you close your eyes, it’s a Tesla. | 1.2059 | 0.03922 | 136 | 111 | 22 | 3 |
2060 | It's a prototype of a car that I am working on. It's called a Tesla. | 1.2059 | 0.04681 | 136 | 117 | 10 | 9 |
2061 | Hey, fella! Think you're going to bump me? | 1.2059 | 0.04058 | 136 | 112 | 20 | 4 |
2062 | Look little Billy! Another clown in an electric car. The desert Fair must be near. | 1.2059 | 0.04190 | 136 | 113 | 18 | 5 |
2063 | Well, well, well, Fifi! Looks like our ex has downsized. | 1.2057 | 0.04091 | 141 | 117 | 19 | 5 |
2064 | Alright, pretty boy, you get first bump. | 1.2056 | 0.04739 | 107 | 89 | 14 | 4 |
2065 | Watch out for the bump ahead! | 1.2056 | 0.04351 | 107 | 87 | 18 | 2 |
2066 | Did they tell you it was self-driving? | 1.2056 | 0.04922 | 107 | 90 | 12 | 5 |
2067 | My judgment is typically much better, believe me. | 1.2056 | 0.04550 | 107 | 88 | 16 | 3 |
2068 | Coney Island! What's Coney Island? | 1.2056 | 0.04739 | 107 | 89 | 14 | 4 |
2069 | If you think it’s odd on the road, it’s an amusement to park. | 1.2056 | 0.04739 | 107 | 89 | 14 | 4 |
2070 | And when the music stops it means the party’s over. | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2071 | Carjacking 101...make sure the car has wheels! | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2072 | Yes, I can see you finally got the hang of it, but it's time to go home now | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2073 | Sure I can give you a boost, but it won't get you very far. | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2074 | You're showin' an awful lot of bumper out here in sticker country, hon. | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
2075 | You said you wanted a sportier car. How's that mid-life crisis feeling? | 1.2054 | 0.04769 | 112 | 94 | 13 | 5 |
2076 | Excuse me, do you know the way to the Ferris Wheel? | 1.2051 | 0.03941 | 117 | 94 | 22 | 1 |
2077 | Going electric is not emasculating… | 1.2051 | 0.04298 | 117 | 96 | 18 | 3 |
2078 | USE YOUR HORN! | 1.2051 | 0.04298 | 117 | 96 | 18 | 3 |
2079 | What? You think my life’s not going in circles? | 1.2049 | 0.04187 | 122 | 100 | 19 | 3 |
2080 | Who will make a bigger impression? | 1.2049 | 0.04187 | 122 | 100 | 19 | 3 |
2081 | Oh god Gary, have you been stockpiling your meds again? | 1.2049 | 0.04187 | 122 | 100 | 19 | 3 |
2082 | It’s electric. Boogie woogie woogie woogie. | 1.2049 | 0.03850 | 122 | 98 | 23 | 1 |
2083 | Mine's an EV, too. | 1.2049 | 0.04187 | 122 | 100 | 19 | 3 |
2084 | Failed the car breathalyzer again, Johnston? | 1.2049 | 0.04346 | 122 | 101 | 17 | 4 |
2085 | Get a horse! | 1.2049 | 0.04187 | 122 | 100 | 19 | 3 |
2086 | i thought we were going to build-a-bear | 1.2049 | 0.04187 | 122 | 100 | 19 | 3 |
2087 | There are new electric car models, you know. | 1.2049 | 0.03850 | 122 | 98 | 23 | 1 |
2088 | No, I'm NOT interested in a Bump&Grind with you ... lady. | 1.2049 | 0.04187 | 122 | 100 | 19 | 3 |
2089 | Buddy..that's a Bumper Car....NOT a bump her car !!! | 1.2049 | 0.04187 | 122 | 100 | 19 | 3 |
2090 | Inferno, Circle V, c. 2022 | 1.2049 | 0.04790 | 122 | 104 | 11 | 7 |
2091 | Do yu know why women buy big trucks? | 1.2049 | 0.04346 | 122 | 101 | 17 | 4 |
2092 | $100 says I can get to 60 MPH faster than you can! | 1.2049 | 0.04499 | 122 | 102 | 15 | 5 |
2093 | Yes! Yes, look at him and think of all those other 10 year-olds, you left in tears, at Whirlarama, this time. | 1.2049 | 0.04499 | 122 | 102 | 15 | 5 |
2094 | ‘Hey big boy, a little hump and run?’ | 1.2047 | 0.04083 | 127 | 104 | 20 | 3 |
2095 | Damn electric cars hogging the highway. Move over! | 1.2047 | 0.04233 | 127 | 105 | 18 | 4 |
2096 | Are you driving a metal detector or are you the metal? | 1.2047 | 0.04083 | 127 | 104 | 20 | 3 |
2097 | I don’t want to bump anything, ugly or otherwise. | 1.2047 | 0.04083 | 127 | 104 | 20 | 3 |
2098 | daddy wanted to go electric | 1.2047 | 0.04233 | 127 | 105 | 18 | 4 |
2099 | Boss says "back to the office" | 1.2047 | 0.04519 | 127 | 107 | 14 | 6 |
2100 | That's right, no electrically charged floors for 100 miles. | 1.2045 | 0.04400 | 132 | 111 | 15 | 6 |
2101 | You stay in the slow lane - and no more bumping! | 1.2045 | 0.04129 | 132 | 109 | 19 | 4 |
2102 | Having car trouble, buddy? | 1.2045 | 0.03838 | 132 | 107 | 23 | 2 |
2103 | A pimple on the ass of progress." By Tom Sievers | 1.2045 | 0.04129 | 132 | 109 | 19 | 4 |
2104 | That's adorable, did you lose a bet? | 1.2045 | 0.03838 | 132 | 107 | 23 | 2 |
2105 | Ah hate to break it to ya, dumbass, but you ain’t bought yourself noTesla. | 1.2042 | 0.03940 | 142 | 117 | 21 | 4 |
2106 | Want a push? | 1.2042 | 0.03940 | 142 | 117 | 21 | 4 |
2107 | It's a plugin. | 1.2041 | 0.04092 | 98 | 78 | 20 | 0 |
2108 | You people in electric cars are looking to get hit. | 1.2041 | 0.03604 | 147 | 119 | 26 | 2 |
2109 | Sure yours is electric and mine's a gas guzzler, but you'll know it when I bump you! | 1.2041 | 0.03604 | 147 | 119 | 26 | 2 |
2110 | Looks like weren’t kidding when you said you wanted to take a ride. | 1.2039 | 0.03998 | 152 | 127 | 19 | 6 |
2111 | Honk if you think I’m sexy | 1.2037 | 0.04699 | 108 | 90 | 14 | 4 |
2112 | Hey fella, looking for a good time? | 1.2037 | 0.04880 | 108 | 91 | 12 | 5 |
2113 | Avoid the Long Island Expressway it's bumper to bumper. | 1.2037 | 0.04110 | 108 | 87 | 20 | 1 |
2114 | Tesla knockoff? | 1.2037 | 0.04511 | 108 | 89 | 16 | 3 |
2115 | You need a lift? | 1.2037 | 0.04511 | 108 | 89 | 16 | 3 |
2116 | I know - electric vehicles just aren't sexy | 1.2035 | 0.04730 | 113 | 95 | 13 | 5 |
2117 | You wanted electric. Blame the divorce lawyer--not me. | 1.2035 | 0.04383 | 113 | 93 | 17 | 3 |
2118 | You wouldn't laugh if you saw my deductible. | 1.2035 | 0.04730 | 113 | 95 | 13 | 5 |
2119 | I think a roller coaster would be a better metaphor for our relationship. | 1.2035 | 0.04199 | 113 | 92 | 19 | 2 |
2120 | I know you’re scared but think about in 100 years when someone sees a skeleton in a bumper car all the way out here they’ll be like ‘haha what?’ It’ll be so funny! Ok bye. | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
2121 | So how do you like this 'equal opportunity' drag race? | 1.2034 | 0.04748 | 118 | 100 | 12 | 6 |
2122 | I don't think so.....you know what they say: 'No gas, no ass' | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
2123 | I earned my ride through Mary Kay sales, and that's the best your company could do? | 1.2034 | 0.04748 | 118 | 100 | 12 | 6 |
2124 | I knew you couldn't afford a Tesla." | 1.2033 | 0.03992 | 123 | 100 | 21 | 2 |
2125 | Real men don't drive electric vehicles. | 1.2033 | 0.03992 | 123 | 100 | 21 | 2 |
2126 | EV vs. “ Internal” combustion | 1.2033 | 0.04156 | 123 | 101 | 19 | 3 |
2127 | Is that one of them new Tesla’s… | 1.2033 | 0.04465 | 123 | 103 | 15 | 5 |
2128 | You're over reacting to climate change, don't you think? | 1.2033 | 0.04612 | 123 | 104 | 13 | 6 |
2129 | Let it go. | 1.2031 | 0.03899 | 128 | 104 | 22 | 2 |
2130 | The surround bumper protects me from the self-driving coasting through stop signs feature. | 1.2031 | 0.04347 | 128 | 107 | 16 | 5 |
2131 | I suggest you best keep to your lane. | 1.2031 | 0.03738 | 128 | 103 | 24 | 1 |
2132 | I have road rage | 1.2031 | 0.04347 | 128 | 107 | 16 | 5 |
2133 | Maybe the world isn’t ready for unregulated free market bumper cars. | 1.2031 | 0.03899 | 128 | 104 | 22 | 2 |
2134 | Seems you do really care about speed limit! | 1.2030 | 0.03959 | 133 | 109 | 21 | 3 |
2135 | There’s an amusement park a quarter-mile down the road… | 1.2028 | 0.03915 | 143 | 118 | 21 | 4 |
2136 | I got her lined up for the turn. | 1.2026 | 0.03634 | 153 | 125 | 25 | 3 |
2137 | Dude! Was the amusement park not enough? Do I have to Bump you off again!? | 1.2019 | 0.04808 | 104 | 87 | 13 | 4 |
2138 | You must be from California." | 1.2018 | 0.04280 | 109 | 89 | 18 | 2 |
2139 | That’s some classic electric vehicle you got there, gramps. | 1.2018 | 0.04474 | 109 | 90 | 16 | 3 |
2140 | You might be better working from home Dad! | 1.2018 | 0.04660 | 109 | 91 | 14 | 4 |
2141 | Hey, handsome! Goin’ my way? | 1.2018 | 0.04474 | 109 | 90 | 16 | 3 |
2142 | Do you know the way to Bubba's Cavalcade o' Fun in Tucson, ma'am? I seem to be a bit lost. | 1.2018 | 0.04166 | 114 | 93 | 19 | 2 |
2143 | Electric street-cars have been around since the 1800's. You're either a throwback or a visionary! I'll race ya to the end of the anthropocene. | 1.2018 | 0.04166 | 114 | 93 | 19 | 2 |
2144 | When you bought electric, you should have specified battery required. | 1.2018 | 0.04692 | 114 | 96 | 13 | 5 |
2145 | If I was 10 years old, you wouldn't be staring at me. | 1.2018 | 0.04349 | 114 | 94 | 17 | 3 |
2146 | You don't want to play bump-edy-bump with me, fella. | 1.2018 | 0.04166 | 114 | 93 | 19 | 2 |
2147 | They cut me loose. | 1.2018 | 0.03976 | 114 | 92 | 21 | 1 |
2148 | Hey, pal! Don't ya' believe in science? | 1.2017 | 0.04557 | 119 | 100 | 14 | 5 |
2149 | I dig the pipe dude | 1.2017 | 0.04061 | 119 | 97 | 20 | 2 |
2150 | This is the last place I thought I’d bump into you! | 1.2017 | 0.03882 | 119 | 96 | 22 | 1 |
2151 | Where do you put the sticker? | 1.2017 | 0.04557 | 119 | 100 | 14 | 5 |
2152 | bumper to bumper traffic huh? | 1.2016 | 0.03794 | 124 | 100 | 23 | 1 |
2153 | Hey mister, I’ll race you to the next charging station. | 1.2016 | 0.03963 | 124 | 101 | 21 | 2 |
2154 | ...I'm NOT explaining myself again in front of a diesel-owning, let me guess... republican? | 1.2016 | 0.04578 | 124 | 105 | 13 | 6 |
2155 | Don't ya know you can get a ticket for not wearing a seat belt? | 1.2016 | 0.04282 | 124 | 103 | 17 | 4 |
2156 | You’ve got one shot, pal. Better make it count. | 1.2016 | 0.04432 | 124 | 104 | 15 | 5 |
2157 | Time for some fun in this bumper to bumper traffic. | 1.2016 | 0.04173 | 129 | 107 | 18 | 4 |
2158 | I'm going to smash you little man! | 1.2016 | 0.04026 | 129 | 106 | 20 | 3 |
2159 | Nice try, but not really a Dodge. | 1.2015 | 0.04208 | 134 | 112 | 17 | 5 |
2160 | Well, I got an A in defensive driving. What did you get? | 1.2015 | 0.03787 | 134 | 109 | 23 | 2 |
2161 | How many miles 'til the next charging station? | 1.2015 | 0.04073 | 134 | 111 | 19 | 4 |
2162 | Your father traded me for an amusement ride. | 1.2014 | 0.03978 | 139 | 115 | 20 | 4 |
2163 | Nice ride. New Dodgem? | 1.2014 | 0.03845 | 139 | 114 | 22 | 3 |
2164 | Like pre-historic fish evolving into reptiles that left the sea for land, early electric vehicles left the bumper car amusement park rides for the modern highways. But their evolution hit a pothole: “Go back where you came from, you electric freak!” | 1.2014 | 0.04472 | 139 | 119 | 12 | 8 |
2165 | Eat my carbon | 1.2014 | 0.03845 | 139 | 114 | 22 | 3 |
2166 | Not even if you were the last bumper car on Earth. | 1.2014 | 0.03707 | 139 | 113 | 24 | 2 |
2167 | Honest, I didn't know your kid was in there with you. | 1.2014 | 0.03845 | 139 | 114 | 22 | 3 |
2168 | None of us expected this in a John Ford movie! | 1.2014 | 0.03890 | 144 | 119 | 21 | 4 |
2169 | Can I get a push? I can pay you in tokens. | 1.2014 | 0.04132 | 144 | 121 | 17 | 6 |
2170 | This retro-styled model is the preferred choice amongst distracted, joy-riding drivers. | 1.2000 | 0.03945 | 115 | 93 | 21 | 1 |
2171 | I know I said I wanted to drive somewhere off the grid… | 1.2000 | 0.03952 | 140 | 116 | 20 | 4 |
2172 | Another uninsured motorist | 1.2000 | 0.04204 | 140 | 118 | 16 | 6 |
2173 | Frank, this isn't the monster truck rally!!! | 1.2000 | 0.04621 | 110 | 92 | 14 | 4 |
2174 | Hey, it looks like somebody could use a lift to adulthood. | 1.2000 | 0.04495 | 100 | 82 | 16 | 2 |
2175 | The EV dealer’s loaner lineup is thin | 1.2000 | 0.04244 | 110 | 90 | 18 | 2 |
2176 | Oh, yeah? Well, tell your Mom I bet she’s scared to race me! | 1.2000 | 0.04250 | 125 | 104 | 17 | 4 |
2177 | Yes, Billy. That is an electric vehicle. But no, it's not a Tesla. | 1.2000 | 0.03846 | 130 | 106 | 22 | 2 |
2178 | Uhhhh... I think I missed the turn to the carnival... | 1.2000 | 0.04134 | 115 | 94 | 19 | 2 |
2179 | What's the matter? My electric vehicle is running out of juice! | 1.2000 | 0.04096 | 125 | 103 | 19 | 3 |
2180 | Hey Big Fella… Nice Bumpers..Need a ride back to the Amusement Park. ? | 1.2000 | 0.04043 | 110 | 89 | 20 | 1 |
2181 | Well, you finally did it!! | 1.2000 | 0.04314 | 115 | 95 | 17 | 3 |
2182 | Go ahead and try it, you right-lane wimp. | 1.2000 | 0.04522 | 120 | 101 | 14 | 5 |
2183 | You don't run out on us THAT easily! | 1.2000 | 0.04423 | 130 | 110 | 14 | 6 |
2184 | It’s funny, how you just bump into people. | 1.2000 | 0.04096 | 125 | 103 | 19 | 3 |
2185 | Give me a minute. I need a charge. | 1.2000 | 0.04201 | 120 | 99 | 18 | 3 |
2186 | The range anxiety must be really eating at you. | 1.2000 | 0.03784 | 150 | 124 | 22 | 4 |
2187 | Kilroy here would like to ask where’s the carnival Mr Bumbercar? | 1.2000 | 0.03853 | 120 | 97 | 22 | 1 |
2188 | Not really a practical solution to climate change. | 1.2000 | 0.04013 | 150 | 126 | 18 | 6 |
2189 | Want a ride | 1.2000 | 0.04314 | 115 | 95 | 17 | 3 |
2190 | Hey there, Big Boy! What have you got under your hood? | 1.2000 | 0.04201 | 120 | 99 | 18 | 3 |
2191 | You lost ? Follow me to the nearest playground. | 1.2000 | 0.03762 | 135 | 110 | 23 | 2 |
2192 | If Greta can cross the ocean in a sailboat… | 1.2000 | 0.03945 | 115 | 93 | 21 | 1 |
2193 | Yea, my previous car was a hybrid, but I've gone all in on electric. | 1.2000 | 0.04495 | 100 | 82 | 16 | 2 |
2194 | Didn't read the fine print on the bumper to bumper warranty? | 1.2000 | 0.04149 | 105 | 85 | 19 | 1 |
2195 | So, how’s the Consumer Reports road test going? | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
2196 | Don't even think of it. | 1.2000 | 0.04201 | 120 | 99 | 18 | 3 |
2197 | If I can get back to Coney Island, I'll show you who's boss. And well dressed. | 1.2000 | 0.04204 | 140 | 118 | 16 | 6 |
2198 | This Exhibit is the "Failed Vehicles " of the 20th Century. | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 120 | 100 | 16 | 4 |
2199 | In business, you have to learn to get hit and just keep going. | 1.2000 | 0.04244 | 110 | 90 | 18 | 2 |
2200 | I told you marriage would be a bumpy ride. | 1.2000 | 0.03846 | 130 | 106 | 22 | 2 |
2201 | The boss bumped me down a few days ago. | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 105 | 86 | 17 | 2 |
2202 | These EVs require a psychological adjustment, i think. | 1.2000 | 0.04201 | 120 | 99 | 18 | 3 |
2203 | I'll pass on the tow, thanks, but can you spare a couple of AA's? | 1.2000 | 0.03767 | 125 | 101 | 23 | 1 |
2204 | Know the nearest charging station? | 1.2000 | 0.04310 | 135 | 114 | 15 | 6 |
2205 | You wanna come over and sweep 'my' rug?" | 1.2000 | 0.04654 | 115 | 97 | 13 | 5 |
2206 | Hey, nice ride you got there. | 1.2000 | 0.04310 | 135 | 114 | 15 | 6 |
2207 | Easier to hug a cactus than find a charger on this road. | 1.2000 | 0.03945 | 115 | 93 | 21 | 1 |
2208 | It’s a pedal car until I get struck by lightning. | 1.2000 | 0.04544 | 125 | 106 | 13 | 6 |
2209 | Mom, I don't think he liked our bumper sticker. | 1.1986 | 0.03587 | 146 | 119 | 25 | 2 |
2210 | Remember when you said I was asking for it? | 1.1986 | 0.03716 | 146 | 120 | 23 | 3 |
2211 | Guess you’re out of my lane , huh? | 1.1986 | 0.03841 | 146 | 121 | 21 | 4 |
2212 | The prenup says Dodge, without the M. | 1.1986 | 0.03927 | 141 | 117 | 20 | 4 |
2213 | Technically, we haven’t bumped into each other yet, right? | 1.1986 | 0.04054 | 141 | 118 | 18 | 5 |
2214 | How do you feel about petrol now? | 1.1985 | 0.04255 | 131 | 110 | 16 | 5 |
2215 | Wow! He looks normal but the car is freaky! | 1.1985 | 0.03970 | 131 | 108 | 20 | 3 |
2216 | Alright, alright, how about you keep all the vinyl and I collect the kids from school every afternoon?" | 1.1985 | 0.04255 | 131 | 110 | 16 | 5 |
2217 | I told you my lawyer would clean you out. | 1.1985 | 0.03819 | 131 | 107 | 22 | 2 |
2218 | I can hook you up. | 1.1984 | 0.04219 | 126 | 105 | 17 | 4 |
2219 | I’m fine. Just looking for a low rider. | 1.1984 | 0.04367 | 126 | 106 | 15 | 5 |
2220 | I said to buy a Dodge....not a Dodgem | 1.1983 | 0.04331 | 121 | 101 | 16 | 4 |
2221 | First we’re gonna ban your bumper stickers, and then we’re gonna ban your bumper cars. | 1.1983 | 0.04638 | 121 | 103 | 12 | 6 |
2222 | I heard they were selling accident-proof electric cars now, but I didn't know they would be so vintage. | 1.1983 | 0.03825 | 121 | 98 | 22 | 1 |
2223 | Are you sure you don’t need directions? | 1.1983 | 0.04487 | 121 | 102 | 14 | 5 |
2224 | What? It’s a hybrid. | 1.1983 | 0.04001 | 121 | 99 | 20 | 2 |
2225 | That's an old-school electric car. | 1.1983 | 0.03825 | 121 | 98 | 22 | 1 |
2226 | Elon isn’t as smart as he thinks he is. | 1.1983 | 0.04280 | 116 | 96 | 17 | 3 |
2227 | Out of imagination? | 1.1983 | 0.04280 | 116 | 96 | 17 | 3 |
2228 | That is not a monster truck! | 1.1983 | 0.04280 | 116 | 96 | 17 | 3 |
2229 | Call me when you grow up. | 1.1982 | 0.04758 | 111 | 94 | 12 | 5 |
2230 | I couldn't pass on the $5,000 go-cart tax rebate | 1.1982 | 0.04400 | 111 | 92 | 16 | 3 |
2231 | Honey, it 's your son's turn. Sigh.. I guess men never grow up. | 1.1982 | 0.04210 | 111 | 91 | 18 | 2 |
2232 | Hey Greta Thunberg, want to curb my emissions? | 1.1982 | 0.04400 | 111 | 92 | 16 | 3 |
2233 | They said it was an EV... | 1.1981 | 0.04114 | 106 | 86 | 19 | 1 |
2234 | I see where you learned how to drive! | 1.1981 | 0.03890 | 106 | 85 | 21 | 0 |
2235 | Hey Elon, tell your divorce attorney that you got taken. That prototype of yours will never amount to anything. | 1.1981 | 0.04530 | 106 | 88 | 15 | 3 |
2236 | A bit out of your element, aren't you? | 1.1981 | 0.04114 | 106 | 86 | 19 | 1 |
2237 | Welcome to living off the grid. | 1.1981 | 0.04530 | 106 | 88 | 15 | 3 |
2238 | Seems like range might be a problem. | 1.1980 | 0.05078 | 101 | 86 | 10 | 5 |
2239 | I guess that would depend on what you mean by 'charge'. | 1.1972 | 0.03902 | 142 | 118 | 20 | 4 |
2240 | So you really don't want to get to my parents' house? | 1.1971 | 0.03854 | 137 | 113 | 21 | 3 |
2241 | Driving like that will get you bumped off the road. | 1.1971 | 0.03854 | 137 | 113 | 21 | 3 |
2242 | You, Sir, are out of my league. | 1.1971 | 0.03712 | 137 | 112 | 23 | 2 |
2243 | Nice car. Be a shame if something happened to it. | 1.1971 | 0.03854 | 137 | 113 | 21 | 3 |
2244 | Hey Mister. I know the carnival is over, but you can't take it with you! | 1.1971 | 0.03712 | 137 | 112 | 23 | 2 |
2245 | Ok are you ready Elon ? Go on 3, 2, 1, 0 | 1.1970 | 0.03793 | 132 | 108 | 22 | 2 |
2246 | What are you looking at,it’s electric | 1.1970 | 0.03793 | 132 | 108 | 22 | 2 |
2247 | Hey, you read the rules: no intentional collisions. | 1.1970 | 0.03637 | 132 | 107 | 24 | 1 |
2248 | Waze told me to turn left at Coney Island Boulevard. | 1.1970 | 0.04087 | 132 | 110 | 18 | 4 |
2249 | Did I not say, it seems too cheap for an EV? | 1.1970 | 0.03793 | 132 | 108 | 22 | 2 |
2250 | -What a coincidence bumping into you, I just wanted to… -Pass… | 1.1970 | 0.03637 | 132 | 107 | 24 | 1 |
2251 | You give me an idea! | 1.1969 | 0.03879 | 127 | 104 | 21 | 2 |
2252 | The salesman convinced me that electric cars are the future. | 1.1969 | 0.04037 | 127 | 105 | 19 | 3 |
2253 | Ram 1500 what? | 1.1969 | 0.03714 | 127 | 103 | 23 | 1 |
2254 | I’d rather give you a ride than bump into you… | 1.1969 | 0.04336 | 127 | 107 | 15 | 5 |
2255 | You do know that car qualifies for the carpool lane, don't you? | 1.1969 | 0.04189 | 127 | 106 | 17 | 4 |
2256 | Since you like amusing other women so much might as well take the amusement park with you. | 1.1967 | 0.04299 | 122 | 102 | 16 | 4 |
2257 | Ma'am, until we've gotten climate change under control, I have fairgrounds to drive electric. | 1.1967 | 0.04603 | 122 | 104 | 12 | 6 |
2258 | think hard on your next move | 1.1967 | 0.04299 | 122 | 102 | 16 | 4 |
2259 | Believe it or not, it gets pretty good mileage on a single charge. | 1.1967 | 0.03971 | 122 | 100 | 20 | 2 |
2260 | Hey good lookin'. Need a pick up? | 1.1967 | 0.04138 | 122 | 101 | 18 | 3 |
2261 | At least I didn’t have to bump someone off to buy this little number. | 1.1967 | 0.03971 | 122 | 100 | 20 | 2 |
2262 | Regrettably, I've never had so much fun in my life. | 1.1967 | 0.03971 | 122 | 100 | 20 | 2 |
2263 | I don't think Tesla's economy model is going to catch on. | 1.1967 | 0.04138 | 122 | 101 | 18 | 3 |
2264 | Should've gone with a hybrid! Nearest chargin' station is a hundred miles that-a-way. | 1.1966 | 0.04247 | 117 | 97 | 17 | 3 |
2265 | Where's the bumper to bumper traffic? | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2266 | Yes, but mine is a Tesla and anyway, I don't have a dog in this race! | 1.1966 | 0.04070 | 117 | 96 | 19 | 2 |
2267 | There is a nice lady who would like to take you home and give you a much needed charge | 1.1966 | 0.04581 | 117 | 99 | 13 | 5 |
2268 | No, there's no charging station anywhere near here. | 1.1964 | 0.04176 | 112 | 92 | 18 | 2 |
2269 | You talkin' to me? | 1.1964 | 0.04364 | 112 | 93 | 16 | 3 |
2270 | You didn’t flip me the bird back there, did you? | 1.1964 | 0.04718 | 112 | 95 | 12 | 5 |
2271 | Interested in a pick up? | 1.1964 | 0.04364 | 112 | 93 | 16 | 3 |
2272 | They’ll let anybody out here! | 1.1964 | 0.04176 | 112 | 92 | 18 | 2 |
2273 | Hey, the bumper-to-bumper warranty way more than makes up for any purported difference in towing capacity! | 1.1964 | 0.04545 | 112 | 94 | 14 | 4 |
2274 | Hey,I recognize you! You were a climate-denying stock trader in the previous simulation,right? | 1.1964 | 0.03979 | 112 | 91 | 20 | 1 |
2275 | Need a lift? | 1.1963 | 0.04491 | 107 | 89 | 15 | 3 |
2276 | My other car is an electric bike so don't call me a gas guzzler | 1.1963 | 0.04491 | 107 | 89 | 15 | 3 |
2277 | How does it handle on speed bumps? | 1.1963 | 0.04683 | 107 | 90 | 13 | 4 |
2278 | You drive a truck, you wouldn't appreciate my 1980 sports bumper | 1.1963 | 0.04290 | 107 | 88 | 17 | 2 |
2279 | Don’t hurt me | 1.1961 | 0.03716 | 153 | 127 | 22 | 4 |
2280 | Elon Musk has gone too far this time! | 1.1959 | 0.03671 | 148 | 122 | 23 | 3 |
2281 | Can you help me? I just need a bump. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2282 | Excuse me sir,were you the one who bumped me back there? | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2283 | Loser takes Kilroy back to the amusement park. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2284 | When my insurance agent asked me to describe my driving style, I simply replied ‘vengeful.’” Maybe that’s why they’ll only allow me to drive this. | 1.1955 | 0.03767 | 133 | 109 | 22 | 2 |
2285 | I'm tired of arguing. If this is the future, I need to embrace it. | 1.1955 | 0.04197 | 133 | 112 | 16 | 5 |
2286 | @#$%^&*@@##% and stay our of the express lane@#$%^%$#@!!! | 1.1955 | 0.04197 | 133 | 112 | 16 | 5 |
2287 | It’s not as shocking as it used to be. | 1.1955 | 0.03767 | 133 | 109 | 22 | 2 |
2288 | Umm there I was bumping along in adventure park... | 1.1953 | 0.03852 | 128 | 105 | 21 | 2 |
2289 | Vegas? Turn left at the carnival. | 1.1953 | 0.04008 | 128 | 106 | 19 | 3 |
2290 | If the carnies don’t get you the coyotes will. | 1.1953 | 0.04159 | 128 | 107 | 17 | 4 |
2291 | Ram tough? I’ll show you Ram tough | 1.1953 | 0.04159 | 128 | 107 | 17 | 4 |
2292 | Hop in Yankee, you are obviously not going anywhere. | 1.1953 | 0.04445 | 128 | 109 | 13 | 6 |
2293 | Those new electric cars look like they can really handle a beating. | 1.1953 | 0.03852 | 128 | 105 | 21 | 2 |
2294 | Need to get this thing back to Six Flags and I’m lost! | 1.1951 | 0.04107 | 123 | 102 | 18 | 3 |
2295 | Best way to save money on gas. | 1.1951 | 0.04712 | 123 | 106 | 10 | 7 |
2296 | Nope | 1.1951 | 0.04107 | 123 | 102 | 18 | 3 |
2297 | Vroom! Vroom! Wanna race? | 1.1951 | 0.04107 | 123 | 102 | 18 | 3 |
2298 | My name's Vladimir. What's yours? | 1.1951 | 0.04267 | 123 | 103 | 16 | 4 |
2299 | I'm taking you back to Coney Island. Your little electric car test drive is over. | 1.1951 | 0.03942 | 123 | 101 | 20 | 2 |
2300 | Come home, baby, our tiff has just been a bump in the road! | 1.1951 | 0.04107 | 123 | 102 | 18 | 3 |
2301 | You should return that back to the county fair | 1.1951 | 0.04107 | 123 | 102 | 18 | 3 |
2302 | Hey big boy, what happened to your Ferrari? | 1.1949 | 0.04545 | 118 | 100 | 13 | 5 |
2303 | There goes that crazy "Green New Deal" | 1.1949 | 0.04214 | 118 | 98 | 17 | 3 |
2304 | It’s the worlds first all electric vehicle | 1.1949 | 0.04545 | 118 | 100 | 13 | 5 |
2305 | The zero wheel drive is only the base model. | 1.1949 | 0.04383 | 118 | 99 | 15 | 4 |
2306 | Don't even start -- I've heard 'em all | 1.1949 | 0.04039 | 118 | 97 | 19 | 2 |
2307 | Hey Dad! How was Vegas? | 1.1949 | 0.04039 | 118 | 97 | 19 | 2 |
2308 | When Elon Musk was still a Nobody.... | 1.1949 | 0.04039 | 118 | 97 | 19 | 2 |
2309 | He regretted going for the dodgem instead of the Dodge Ram. | 1.1947 | 0.04329 | 113 | 94 | 16 | 3 |
2310 | Your recurring nightmare just met my recurring dream come true. | 1.1947 | 0.04680 | 113 | 96 | 12 | 5 |
2311 | I'd help you but you might tells the cops I tried to carjack you. | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
2312 | You might as well give on making Oklahoma. The Wichita lineman stopped at the border. | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
2313 | Why are you driving a pumpernickel? It's for eating, not driving, dummy. | 1.1947 | 0.04329 | 113 | 94 | 16 | 3 |
2314 | But I bet I get better mileage than you do! | 1.1947 | 0.04508 | 113 | 95 | 14 | 4 |
2315 | I'm headed back to the office for the first time in two years... I don't know if this is what I did before, but I'm too afraid to ask. | 1.1947 | 0.04680 | 113 | 96 | 12 | 5 |
2316 | Can I get a bump? | 1.1947 | 0.03947 | 113 | 92 | 20 | 1 |
2317 | Truly, a sight to behold. A man, beaten. A once great champ, now a study in moppishness . . . | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
2318 | They don't call them "bumper cars" for no reason . . . | 1.1946 | 0.03522 | 149 | 122 | 25 | 2 |
2319 | Isn't i nice to see the Amish during rumspringa. | 1.1946 | 0.04004 | 149 | 126 | 17 | 6 |
2320 | Hey Buddy, you missed your turn a ways back there. | 1.1944 | 0.04254 | 108 | 89 | 17 | 2 |
2321 | Why did I listen to Elon? | 1.1944 | 0.04254 | 108 | 89 | 17 | 2 |
2322 | Do you know the way to Knott’s Berry Farm? | 1.1944 | 0.03591 | 144 | 118 | 24 | 2 |
2323 | I don't know how you bump start an electric car, but I can give you a ride to the nearest Six Flags? | 1.1942 | 0.03664 | 139 | 114 | 23 | 2 |
2324 | Must be great to have the steering wheel right in front of you. | 1.1942 | 0.03664 | 139 | 114 | 23 | 2 |
2325 | 1960 Bumper Cars is one button down from 1960 Arizona. If that doesn’t work, try a factory reset. | 1.1942 | 0.03939 | 139 | 116 | 19 | 4 |
2326 | So those EV's aren't affected by the chip shortage. | 1.1942 | 0.04791 | 103 | 87 | 12 | 4 |
2327 | Ask directions much? | 1.1942 | 0.04588 | 103 | 86 | 14 | 3 |
2328 | It's the original EV. | 1.1942 | 0.03917 | 103 | 83 | 20 | 0 |
2329 | I skipped the hybrid and went all-in on a fully electric car. | 1.1942 | 0.04791 | 103 | 87 | 12 | 4 |
2330 | Don’t stare, honey. He’s just an early adopter from before EV’s had GPS nav systems and AC like we have in our Rivian. | 1.1942 | 0.04153 | 103 | 84 | 18 | 1 |
2331 | The DUI has not been easy on Mr. Schneider | 1.1940 | 0.03742 | 134 | 110 | 22 | 2 |
2332 | Sir, this is a Wendy's. | 1.1940 | 0.03742 | 134 | 110 | 22 | 2 |
2333 | Apparently, the amusement park was not an ideal place to let him know he was the father. | 1.1940 | 0.04031 | 134 | 112 | 18 | 4 |
2334 | Get Wheels! | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
2335 | Where the judge ordered them to work out their road rage | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
2336 | Sorry, I meant to take a left at Albuquerque. | 1.1938 | 0.04129 | 129 | 108 | 17 | 4 |
2337 | Guess the carnival must have filed for bankruptcy! | 1.1938 | 0.03980 | 129 | 107 | 19 | 3 |
2338 | Passing on the right is not allowed in this State. | 1.1938 | 0.04129 | 129 | 108 | 17 | 4 |
2339 | Wheres the bats? | 1.1938 | 0.04413 | 129 | 110 | 13 | 6 |
2340 | I'm an auto injury lawyer. | 1.1938 | 0.04129 | 129 | 108 | 17 | 4 |
2341 | Is there a charging station nearby? | 1.1938 | 0.03601 | 160 | 133 | 23 | 4 |
2342 | Get back in your own lane before I bump you | 1.1935 | 0.03913 | 124 | 102 | 20 | 2 |
2343 | I'm laying rubber. You go ahead and lay some hot air. | 1.1935 | 0.03913 | 124 | 102 | 20 | 2 |
2344 | ...Well, actually this IS the most intimidating-looking electric vehicle you can buy right now. | 1.1935 | 0.04235 | 124 | 104 | 16 | 4 |
2345 | The electrical field around Area 51 is stronger than we thought! | 1.1935 | 0.03742 | 124 | 101 | 22 | 1 |
2346 | No, no, really, I am changing my ways. I now support the environment and MeToo. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2347 | Despite the name, I just want to get to work | 1.1935 | 0.04235 | 124 | 104 | 16 | 4 |
2348 | Trading your big pick up for an electric car doesn't seem so smart now, does it? | 1.1935 | 0.04077 | 124 | 103 | 18 | 3 |
2349 | As his ex-wife drove away, Dave wished he still had testicles. | 1.1933 | 0.04349 | 119 | 100 | 15 | 4 |
2350 | I love riding the Flatten-ems. | 1.1933 | 0.04182 | 119 | 99 | 17 | 3 |
2351 | Honey, you ain't bumping anyone out here with that! | 1.1933 | 0.04008 | 119 | 98 | 19 | 2 |
2352 | Does it vibrate? | 1.1933 | 0.04349 | 119 | 100 | 15 | 4 |
2353 | In these parts, you better stay in your lane. | 1.1933 | 0.04008 | 119 | 98 | 19 | 2 |
2354 | You're taking this thing far too far. | 1.1933 | 0.04182 | 119 | 99 | 17 | 3 |
2355 | You got cables? I need a bump start. | 1.1933 | 0.04182 | 119 | 99 | 17 | 3 |
2356 | Couldn’t afford a real electric car? | 1.1933 | 0.03826 | 119 | 97 | 21 | 1 |
2357 | Need a ride to the polling place, Mr. Congressman? | 1.1931 | 0.04186 | 145 | 124 | 14 | 7 |
2358 | That electric car is so retro! | 1.1930 | 0.04294 | 114 | 95 | 16 | 3 |
2359 | The circus I work at said they were giving me a company car. | 1.1930 | 0.04109 | 114 | 94 | 18 | 2 |
2360 | I know - in spite of all the red flags, I just couldn't be bothered. | 1.1930 | 0.04471 | 114 | 96 | 14 | 4 |
2361 | Electric. How about yours? | 1.1930 | 0.04109 | 114 | 94 | 18 | 2 |
2362 | Go home! Your wife and kids, and the cops, are looking for you. | 1.1930 | 0.04109 | 114 | 94 | 18 | 2 |
2363 | What’s he compensating for? | 1.1930 | 0.04642 | 114 | 97 | 12 | 5 |
2364 | All right. I’ll call you if need help! | 1.1929 | 0.04042 | 140 | 118 | 17 | 5 |
2365 | Pull up to my bumper, baby | 1.1929 | 0.04289 | 140 | 120 | 13 | 7 |
2366 | Well, actually it has been clear who holds the power around here for a very long time! | 1.1929 | 0.04042 | 140 | 118 | 17 | 5 |
2367 | It's a bumper car daring us to bump it. | 1.1927 | 0.04416 | 109 | 91 | 15 | 3 |
2368 | This is the last time I buy a fuel-efficient mini mini mini compact. | 1.1927 | 0.04219 | 109 | 90 | 17 | 2 |
2369 | It's the only EV I could afford! | 1.1927 | 0.04604 | 109 | 92 | 13 | 4 |
2370 | The traffic here is amusing. | 1.1927 | 0.04013 | 109 | 89 | 19 | 1 |
2371 | So sorry, Elon, I do not take Crypto. | 1.1926 | 0.04139 | 135 | 114 | 16 | 5 |
2372 | You’ll never get into the car pool lane driving that | 1.1926 | 0.04003 | 135 | 113 | 18 | 4 |
2373 | I love that ride. | 1.1926 | 0.03863 | 135 | 112 | 20 | 3 |
2374 | You call that a car? | 1.1923 | 0.04243 | 130 | 110 | 15 | 5 |
2375 | Too short to buy a Tesla? | 1.1923 | 0.04100 | 130 | 109 | 17 | 4 |
2376 | Yes, its totally electric | 1.1923 | 0.03798 | 130 | 107 | 21 | 2 |
2377 | Exactly who sold you THAT EV? | 1.1923 | 0.04243 | 130 | 110 | 15 | 5 |
2378 | Pardon me, would you any funnel cake? | 1.1923 | 0.04338 | 104 | 86 | 16 | 2 |
2379 | So, you like to bump? | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2380 | Mom, I have seen on the news our economy needs a bump. Is that one of the strategies? | 1.1923 | 0.03798 | 130 | 107 | 21 | 2 |
2381 | Another remark like that and I’m going to clean the street with you. | 1.1923 | 0.04100 | 130 | 109 | 17 | 4 |
2382 | A wife gets everything in divorce, I got the dodgem | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2383 | Do you know how to get to the 605 midway? | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2384 | My wife’s got the Sherman tank. | 1.1920 | 0.04047 | 125 | 104 | 18 | 3 |
2385 | You're a long way from Asbury Park. | 1.1920 | 0.04047 | 125 | 104 | 18 | 3 |
2386 | Catch up with you in Winslow. | 1.1920 | 0.04047 | 125 | 104 | 18 | 3 |
2387 | What? I'm in the EV lane. | 1.1920 | 0.03715 | 125 | 102 | 22 | 1 |
2388 | My diesel beats your D-cell. | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2389 | My kid is a better driver than you. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2390 | those electric cars get smaller every year. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2391 | Hey, dummy. It's a cloudy day and you're screwed. | 1.1917 | 0.04628 | 120 | 103 | 11 | 6 |
2392 | My red bumper car is in the shop. | 1.1917 | 0.04150 | 120 | 100 | 17 | 3 |
2393 | Hey Mister the next amusement park is not for another 100 miles | 1.1917 | 0.03977 | 120 | 99 | 19 | 2 |
2394 | Might you have a spare arcade token? | 1.1917 | 0.03977 | 120 | 99 | 19 | 2 |
2395 | No. I do not know why your hair is so flat! | 1.1917 | 0.04315 | 120 | 101 | 15 | 4 |
2396 | I I AM in MY lane. | 1.1917 | 0.04315 | 120 | 101 | 15 | 4 |
2397 | Freedom from mandates", f**k the consequences to anyone els | 1.1917 | 0.04315 | 120 | 101 | 15 | 4 |
2398 | Happy with the EV? | 1.1917 | 0.03977 | 120 | 99 | 19 | 2 |
2399 | That's right, ma'am. Cotton candy and a chiropractor. | 1.1915 | 0.05300 | 94 | 81 | 8 | 5 |
2400 | Whadda say we bump along together? | 1.1913 | 0.03885 | 115 | 94 | 20 | 1 |
2401 | Are you ready to rumble? | 1.1913 | 0.04077 | 115 | 95 | 18 | 2 |
2402 | Much better! A full charge gets me up to 250 miles! | 1.1912 | 0.03837 | 136 | 113 | 20 | 3 |
2403 | I got rear-ended six times today. And that was before I left the club. | 1.1909 | 0.03980 | 110 | 90 | 19 | 1 |
2404 | It's 'dodgems' not 'Dodge-ems'! | 1.1909 | 0.04379 | 110 | 92 | 15 | 3 |
2405 | Not you too! | 1.1909 | 0.03980 | 110 | 90 | 19 | 1 |
2406 | Hey, stay in your lane, Elon | 1.1909 | 0.04379 | 110 | 92 | 15 | 3 |
2407 | Going to or being in Death Valley? | 1.1909 | 0.04379 | 110 | 92 | 15 | 3 |
2408 | You the dry cleaning delivery boy? | 1.1909 | 0.04379 | 110 | 92 | 15 | 3 |
2409 | Just because you can afford a classic electric car doesn’t mean you should drive it. | 1.1909 | 0.03764 | 110 | 89 | 21 | 0 |
2410 | Flyover land is bigger than I imagined | 1.1908 | 0.04350 | 131 | 112 | 13 | 6 |
2411 | We frown upon passing on the right. | 1.1908 | 0.03772 | 131 | 108 | 21 | 2 |
2412 | Yeah, I want to electric! | 1.1908 | 0.04213 | 131 | 111 | 15 | 5 |
2413 | Not used to staying in your lane, big boy? | 1.1908 | 0.03924 | 131 | 109 | 19 | 3 |
2414 | Be careful what you ask for. I can unleash the power of 4 AA lithium batteries! | 1.1905 | 0.04897 | 105 | 90 | 10 | 5 |
2415 | It’s my original electric car… on the loose !! | 1.1905 | 0.04081 | 105 | 86 | 18 | 1 |
2416 | How’s that working for you? | 1.1905 | 0.04323 | 126 | 107 | 14 | 5 |
2417 | ‘Wanna borrow my GPS?’ | 1.1905 | 0.04081 | 105 | 86 | 18 | 1 |
2418 | I'm ready to play bumper cars again. | 1.1905 | 0.04300 | 105 | 87 | 16 | 2 |
2419 | Are you looking for a date sugar? | 1.1905 | 0.04323 | 126 | 107 | 14 | 5 |
2420 | Don't ever buy an electric car from an ex-president. | 1.1905 | 0.04133 | 147 | 126 | 14 | 7 |
2421 | My foot is stuck to the peddle. See you guys in 3 weeks. | 1.1905 | 0.03857 | 126 | 104 | 20 | 2 |
2422 | Haven't I been bumped around enough? | 1.1905 | 0.04081 | 105 | 86 | 18 | 1 |
2423 | Just promise me you won't tell anyone that I asked for directions. | 1.1905 | 0.04300 | 105 | 87 | 16 | 2 |
2424 | I hope you've got a really long extension cord. | 1.1901 | 0.03453 | 142 | 116 | 25 | 1 |
2425 | Turn the wheel half way to the right. | 1.1901 | 0.04118 | 121 | 101 | 17 | 3 |
2426 | u-Uncle | 1.1901 | 0.04440 | 121 | 103 | 13 | 5 |
2427 | I don’t think this is what my therapist meant when she said avoiding the appearance of toxic masculinity would help me meet women. | 1.1901 | 0.03948 | 121 | 100 | 19 | 2 |
2428 | I didn't think my mid-life crisis out this far. | 1.1901 | 0.04440 | 121 | 103 | 13 | 5 |
2429 | It looks like you | 1.1901 | 0.03948 | 121 | 100 | 19 | 2 |
2430 | Sorry, baby. The closest bumper car plugin station is Coney Island. | 1.1901 | 0.03948 | 121 | 100 | 19 | 2 |
2431 | and the difference between men and boys | 1.1901 | 0.04282 | 121 | 102 | 15 | 4 |
2432 | You made your point...I'm driving a gas guzzler...now return that thing to playland. | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2433 | How many miles per charge does the Tesla Model B get? | 1.1898 | 0.03950 | 137 | 115 | 18 | 4 |
2434 | Second childhood and midlife crisis? | 1.1898 | 0.03668 | 137 | 113 | 22 | 2 |
2435 | Whatev... | 1.1897 | 0.04045 | 116 | 96 | 18 | 2 |
2436 | Excuse me. . .Where's the nearest charging station? | 1.1897 | 0.04400 | 116 | 98 | 14 | 4 |
2437 | I'm guessing you got your driver's license at the amusement park. | 1.1897 | 0.04400 | 116 | 98 | 14 | 4 |
2438 | You're driving the wrong way! | 1.1894 | 0.03746 | 132 | 109 | 21 | 2 |
2439 | Who’d athought I’d bump into you out here? | 1.1894 | 0.04184 | 132 | 112 | 15 | 5 |
2440 | I will NEVER go electric! | 1.1894 | 0.03897 | 132 | 110 | 19 | 3 |
2441 | It's the new all-electric smart car. | 1.1894 | 0.03746 | 132 | 109 | 21 | 2 |
2442 | Give me the f******* mustard. | 1.1892 | 0.04150 | 111 | 92 | 17 | 2 |
2443 | No, I can't give you directions back to the carnival. | 1.1892 | 0.04150 | 111 | 92 | 17 | 2 |
2444 | Electric cars.... they're the future! | 1.1892 | 0.03948 | 111 | 91 | 19 | 1 |
2445 | I said, 'I want a DIVORCE, so get ready for a bumpy ride!' | 1.1892 | 0.04150 | 111 | 92 | 17 | 2 |
2446 | It's BYOBC. | 1.1892 | 0.03948 | 111 | 91 | 19 | 1 |
2447 | No, I was asking how you like that truck. | 1.1892 | 0.04876 | 111 | 96 | 9 | 6 |
2448 | Wife insisted we go electric. Know where I can find an overhead grid? | 1.1890 | 0.03662 | 127 | 104 | 22 | 1 |
2449 | Another hypocrital liberal duckin' the gas tax | 1.1890 | 0.03989 | 127 | 106 | 18 | 3 |
2450 | I never should have listened to my inner child. | 1.1890 | 0.03829 | 127 | 105 | 20 | 2 |
2451 | We're not nearly that pretentious. We just wanted to know if you had any "Beige Poupon" mustard? | 1.1890 | 0.04143 | 127 | 107 | 16 | 4 |
2452 | Can't talk. Gotta pick up the wife and kids. | 1.1890 | 0.04143 | 127 | 107 | 16 | 4 |
2453 | Damned electric cars will never understand real power | 1.1890 | 0.04143 | 127 | 107 | 16 | 4 |
2454 | Hey dude. That thing got a hemi in it? | 1.1890 | 0.03989 | 127 | 106 | 18 | 3 |
2455 | I grabbed the wrong car this morning. | 1.1889 | 0.05450 | 90 | 78 | 7 | 5 |
2456 | I'm a Republican. There's no such thing as being slightly off course. | 1.1887 | 0.04047 | 106 | 87 | 18 | 1 |
2457 | And I also want to keep the pets, the Lamborghini, and one of the yachts. | 1.1887 | 0.04665 | 106 | 90 | 12 | 4 |
2458 | OH, YOU WANT TO RACE, HUH??? | 1.1885 | 0.04088 | 122 | 102 | 17 | 3 |
2459 | Turn left at the next cactus, go two miles, then veer left when you see the mesa, and that should take you back to the bumper car rink. | 1.1885 | 0.04250 | 122 | 103 | 15 | 4 |
2460 | Shut up, Big Wheel | 1.1885 | 0.03918 | 122 | 101 | 19 | 2 |
2461 | Look at you! Even your car is feeling emasculated by my bad-ass truck. | 1.1885 | 0.03741 | 122 | 100 | 21 | 1 |
2462 | Getting the rights we deserve. | 1.1885 | 0.04250 | 122 | 103 | 15 | 4 |
2463 | You should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque. | 1.1885 | 0.04250 | 122 | 103 | 15 | 4 |
2464 | Musk really is trying hard to look young, isn’t he? | 1.1880 | 0.04365 | 117 | 99 | 14 | 4 |
2465 | It's a sports roadster! And, no, I'm not going through my second childhood. | 1.1880 | 0.04365 | 117 | 99 | 14 | 4 |
2466 | Is she making a pass at me? | 1.1880 | 0.04014 | 117 | 97 | 18 | 2 |
2467 | Hey there, Big Guy, nice chassis. | 1.1880 | 0.04014 | 117 | 97 | 18 | 2 |
2468 | Remember when you said your ‘bumper car’ didn’t work? | 1.1880 | 0.03720 | 133 | 110 | 21 | 2 |
2469 | It’s bumper to bumper here on out. | 1.1880 | 0.03871 | 133 | 111 | 19 | 3 |
2470 | Excuse me ma'am, can you direct me to the nearest amusement park? | 1.1880 | 0.04154 | 133 | 113 | 15 | 5 |
2471 | Ok. Now it’s my turn to bump YOU repeatedly from behind. | 1.1880 | 0.04015 | 133 | 112 | 17 | 4 |
2472 | I was afraid I'd run into you guys. | 1.1880 | 0.03720 | 133 | 110 | 21 | 2 |
2473 | I bump cars, not ram trucks. | 1.1875 | 0.04490 | 112 | 95 | 13 | 4 |
2474 | You won't _believe_ the provisions Geico was asking for. | 1.1875 | 0.03637 | 128 | 105 | 22 | 1 |
2475 | He'll know where there's a Starbucks. | 1.1875 | 0.04490 | 112 | 95 | 13 | 4 |
2476 | You aren't going to Strawberry Fair? | 1.1875 | 0.04307 | 112 | 94 | 15 | 3 |
2477 | Everyone drives too fast to be bumped. | 1.1875 | 0.03961 | 128 | 107 | 18 | 3 |
2478 | Hey bright eyes. You lost? | 1.1875 | 0.03802 | 128 | 106 | 20 | 2 |
2479 | Is that what you call a mid-life crisis? | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2480 | No thanks. I'm lactose intolerant. | 1.1875 | 0.03961 | 128 | 107 | 18 | 3 |
2481 | Say what you will; I haven't had a fender bender since I bought it. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2482 | New “BumpNGo” electric car puts hybrid electric truck in the backseat. | 1.1871 | 0.03761 | 139 | 116 | 20 | 3 |
2483 | I'd do anything to get out of bumper to bumper traffic even if it means rerouting through Death Valley. | 1.1870 | 0.04057 | 123 | 103 | 17 | 3 |
2484 | The arcade kid said just keep your foot on the pedal, but I think I’m lost | 1.1870 | 0.03889 | 123 | 102 | 19 | 2 |
2485 | Do I look fat in my little car? | 1.1870 | 0.03889 | 123 | 102 | 19 | 2 |
2486 | My bird wants to know why you're wearing a tie | 1.1870 | 0.03714 | 123 | 101 | 21 | 1 |
2487 | Hey Pal,you don't hear me complaining about "size"! | 1.1870 | 0.03530 | 123 | 100 | 23 | 0 |
2488 | Until I got this truck, I was a bumper like you. Now I demolish. | 1.1869 | 0.04430 | 107 | 90 | 14 | 3 |
2489 | Honey, did we make a wrong turn somewhere, or did he? | 1.1869 | 0.04227 | 107 | 89 | 16 | 2 |
2490 | I was just about to start heading home. | 1.1869 | 0.04227 | 107 | 89 | 16 | 2 |
2491 | Two passengers lane , you moron ! | 1.1869 | 0.04227 | 107 | 89 | 16 | 2 |
2492 | The exit for Six Flags was five miles back. | 1.1869 | 0.04812 | 107 | 92 | 10 | 5 |
2493 | Get back in here and stop kidding around! | 1.1869 | 0.04430 | 107 | 90 | 14 | 3 |
2494 | Must have gone to the School of Hard Knocks. | 1.1869 | 0.04812 | 107 | 92 | 10 | 5 |
2495 | I have an extra tank of testosterone in the back. | 1.1869 | 0.04013 | 107 | 88 | 18 | 1 |
2496 | Dad's company jumped the shark on ESG! | 1.1869 | 0.04625 | 107 | 91 | 12 | 4 |
2497 | Something told me we’d bump into you again. | 1.1869 | 0.04013 | 107 | 88 | 18 | 1 |
2498 | I will scoot over, all you had to do was ask! | 1.1866 | 0.03695 | 134 | 111 | 21 | 2 |
2499 | That the electric deal that does 0 to 60 in 3 seconds? I don't think so! | 1.1866 | 0.03540 | 134 | 110 | 23 | 1 |
2500 | Loser rides with the kid! Ready, Set, Go! | 1.1866 | 0.03987 | 134 | 113 | 17 | 4 |
2501 | Looking for love? You're not sparking in all the right places! | 1.1866 | 0.03540 | 134 | 110 | 23 | 1 |
2502 | Fun ride. | 1.1864 | 0.03983 | 118 | 98 | 18 | 2 |
2503 | We need to stop running into each other. | 1.1864 | 0.03983 | 118 | 98 | 18 | 2 |
2504 | I bet he’s a big Eddy Grant fan, Daisy. | 1.1864 | 0.03983 | 118 | 98 | 18 | 2 |
2505 | Hey baby! Think you're big enough to pull up to my bumper? | 1.1864 | 0.04161 | 118 | 99 | 16 | 3 |
2506 | Your muffler... fix it. | 1.1864 | 0.03983 | 118 | 98 | 18 | 2 |
2507 | In bumper to bumper traffic,if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. | 1.1864 | 0.04161 | 118 | 99 | 16 | 3 |
2508 | I hope you have a long extension cord | 1.1864 | 0.04161 | 118 | 99 | 16 | 3 |
2509 | Hey, Big Spender, do you have a license for that hot rod? Wanna race? | 1.1864 | 0.04331 | 118 | 100 | 14 | 4 |
2510 | I love my electric car...I love my electric car...I love my electric car... Jeez, it's gonna eat me alive! | 1.1864 | 0.04331 | 118 | 100 | 14 | 4 |
2511 | Git along, little doggie! | 1.1864 | 0.04331 | 118 | 100 | 14 | 4 |
2512 | Hey! Aren’t you a little put of your bumper zone?! | 1.1864 | 0.04331 | 118 | 100 | 14 | 4 |
2513 | Big wheels keep on turnin', proud Mary... | 1.1864 | 0.04331 | 118 | 100 | 14 | 4 |
2514 | Hop in the back. I'll show you a good time. | 1.1864 | 0.03796 | 118 | 97 | 20 | 1 |
2515 | It may not be fast but it’s got a souped-up suspension of disbelief. | 1.1863 | 0.04117 | 102 | 84 | 17 | 1 |
2516 | Have you seen the ecofriendly gas station? | 1.1863 | 0.04117 | 102 | 84 | 17 | 1 |
2517 | Compensating for anything John? | 1.1863 | 0.04346 | 102 | 85 | 15 | 2 |
2518 | Sure, the premiums are low but the fairs are ridiculous. | 1.1863 | 0.04346 | 102 | 85 | 15 | 2 |
2519 | The carnival wants its car back, and Elroy wants a daddy. | 1.1860 | 0.03775 | 129 | 107 | 20 | 2 |
2520 | Don't worry sweetie, we have a bumper too | 1.1860 | 0.03932 | 129 | 108 | 18 | 3 |
2521 | The latest electric vehicle? | 1.1860 | 0.04084 | 129 | 109 | 16 | 4 |
2522 | A bumper car? What a gas guzzler! | 1.1858 | 0.03885 | 113 | 93 | 19 | 1 |
2523 | Yes Rodney,it is the original EV from the B and W era. | 1.1858 | 0.04083 | 113 | 94 | 17 | 2 |
2524 | I bet you didn't realize New Mexico had "Full Fault" divorce when you dragged me out here, did you hun? | 1.1858 | 0.03675 | 113 | 92 | 21 | 0 |
2525 | Aren't I supposed to have him every third Saturday? | 1.1855 | 0.03861 | 124 | 103 | 19 | 2 |
2526 | ? I'll show him that a bumper car is not a car to scorn: beep beep! | 1.1855 | 0.03861 | 124 | 103 | 19 | 2 |
2527 | I think a newer model EV is called for | 1.1855 | 0.03861 | 124 | 103 | 19 | 2 |
2528 | Looks like embarrassment has helped you road rage, Daddy. | 1.1855 | 0.04027 | 124 | 104 | 17 | 3 |
2529 | My life is a nightmare I can't escape. | 1.1852 | 0.03960 | 135 | 114 | 17 | 4 |
2530 | Is it you or me who's off track? | 1.1852 | 0.04393 | 108 | 91 | 14 | 3 |
2531 | Did you lose a bet" !!? | 1.1852 | 0.04393 | 108 | 91 | 14 | 3 |
2532 | Insurance or assurance, semantics at this point. | 1.1852 | 0.04585 | 108 | 92 | 12 | 4 |
2533 | It’s a hybrid | 1.1852 | 0.04393 | 108 | 91 | 14 | 3 |
2534 | No head-on bumping please. | 1.1852 | 0.04191 | 108 | 90 | 16 | 2 |
2535 | We told you snowflakes electric was not the answer . | 1.1852 | 0.04393 | 108 | 91 | 14 | 3 |
2536 | It's bumper-to-bumper-car traffic. | 1.1852 | 0.03517 | 135 | 111 | 23 | 1 |
2537 | Epochal incident in the early life of Elon Musk. | 1.1852 | 0.04191 | 108 | 90 | 16 | 2 |
2538 | Okay George, it's time to take the bumper car back to the amusement park. | 1.1852 | 0.03979 | 108 | 89 | 18 | 1 |
2539 | Yeah, well, at least I'm all electric | 1.1852 | 0.04191 | 108 | 90 | 16 | 2 |
2540 | Hey, big boy, need a little fossil fuel? | 1.1852 | 0.04393 | 108 | 91 | 14 | 3 |
2541 | ...Dodge-M series. | 1.1852 | 0.03960 | 135 | 114 | 17 | 4 |
2542 | You been driving Uber long? | 1.1852 | 0.03818 | 135 | 113 | 19 | 3 |
2543 | Hey cutie, want to take a few bumps in the back of my truck? | 1.1849 | 0.03637 | 146 | 122 | 21 | 3 |
2544 | Wow, Jeremy -- you bumped him all the way to out here! | 1.1849 | 0.04128 | 119 | 100 | 16 | 3 |
2545 | Let me guess. Tesla had a layoff. | 1.1849 | 0.04297 | 119 | 101 | 14 | 4 |
2546 | Is this the new electric vehicle you were telling me about? | 1.1849 | 0.03574 | 119 | 97 | 22 | 0 |
2547 | Now that our divorce is over let’s do some real hard core bumping.” | 1.1849 | 0.03952 | 119 | 99 | 18 | 2 |
2548 | It’s electric | 1.1849 | 0.03952 | 119 | 99 | 18 | 2 |
2549 | I should've taken that left at Albuquerque | 1.1849 | 0.04297 | 119 | 101 | 14 | 4 |
2550 | It's like real estate, kid. You grab it early or end up with leftovers. | 1.1849 | 0.03768 | 119 | 98 | 20 | 1 |
2551 | Looks like a first world problem to me. | 1.1849 | 0.04297 | 119 | 101 | 14 | 4 |
2552 | Gas guzzler!!! | 1.1849 | 0.04128 | 119 | 100 | 16 | 3 |
2553 | So are we supposed to ram him, or what? | 1.1849 | 0.04128 | 119 | 100 | 16 | 3 |
2554 | Now who's passing fancy? | 1.1849 | 0.04297 | 119 | 101 | 14 | 4 |
2555 | Hey Buddy...I heard the traffic up ahead is.... | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2556 | Pull over and we can work this out. Stevie bumped you first, but it’s been twenty years and I doubt he’s still driving the same car. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2557 | Hey, handsome. If you're out for a Sunday drive, why not park that baby in my flatbed and I'll take you for a real joy ride. | 1.1846 | 0.03749 | 130 | 108 | 20 | 2 |
2558 | My car is really, really, really bigger and faster than your truck, believe me. And I can knock the hell out of yours! Believe me! | 1.1846 | 0.03586 | 130 | 107 | 22 | 1 |
2559 | Mommy says you drive like a maniac! | 1.1845 | 0.04081 | 103 | 85 | 17 | 1 |
2560 | I warned you about going cheap on an electric car! | 1.1845 | 0.04308 | 103 | 86 | 15 | 2 |
2561 | Sorry Bob... The carnival is over. | 1.1845 | 0.04308 | 103 | 86 | 15 | 2 |
2562 | Is that full self driving? | 1.1845 | 0.04523 | 103 | 87 | 13 | 3 |
2563 | Who ya callin' chicken, Chicken? Wanna drag? | 1.1845 | 0.04308 | 103 | 86 | 15 | 2 |
2564 | Well, it was advertised as all-electric with great safety features. | 1.1845 | 0.04308 | 103 | 86 | 15 | 2 |
2565 | I’m terrified too, but I got a tax break | 1.1845 | 0.04729 | 103 | 88 | 11 | 4 |
2566 | Hey I get 500 miles to the gallon. | 1.1844 | 0.03712 | 141 | 118 | 20 | 3 |
2567 | You've never seen a hot chick in her mid-30s driving a big truck before? Welcome to New Mexico, nerd — it's basically the main thing we've got going on here. | 1.1842 | 0.04050 | 114 | 95 | 17 | 2 |
2568 | Wasn't the 'No Fault' divorce your suggestion? | 1.1842 | 0.04238 | 114 | 96 | 15 | 3 |
2569 | What kind of country song is this? | 1.1842 | 0.04755 | 114 | 99 | 9 | 6 |
2570 | I must have dozed off when the fair was leaving. | 1.1842 | 0.04417 | 114 | 97 | 13 | 4 |
2571 | You bump. I thump. | 1.1842 | 0.04238 | 114 | 96 | 15 | 3 |
2572 | got any gum? | 1.1842 | 0.04238 | 114 | 96 | 15 | 3 |
2573 | That's a fleet car. | 1.1842 | 0.04050 | 114 | 95 | 17 | 2 |
2574 | There's nothing amusing about old electric vehicles. | 1.1840 | 0.04156 | 125 | 106 | 15 | 4 |
2575 | Lost a bet on the Chiefs...how did you guess? | 1.1840 | 0.03833 | 125 | 104 | 19 | 2 |
2576 | Hey dude! Didn't they tell you we're off even the ELECTRICAL GRID out here. | 1.1840 | 0.03833 | 125 | 104 | 19 | 2 |
2577 | Look, you have had your fun. I'm here to collect the bumper car. | 1.1838 | 0.03933 | 136 | 115 | 17 | 4 |
2578 | Come here often or did you lose your wire? | 1.1838 | 0.04069 | 136 | 116 | 15 | 5 |
2579 | No, I don’t know how to get to the Tilt-a-whirl! | 1.1837 | 0.04666 | 98 | 83 | 12 | 3 |
2580 | You go ahead, this is my first time off the track. | 1.1835 | 0.04156 | 109 | 91 | 16 | 2 |
2581 | Handling is a hoot , but the ceiling charging station makes it impractical. | 1.1835 | 0.04156 | 109 | 91 | 16 | 2 |
2582 | Trade it in. Electric vehicles have come a long way. | 1.1835 | 0.04355 | 109 | 92 | 14 | 3 |
2583 | We got us a caravan, Good Buddy--a runaway merry-go-round horse, a maverick roller coaster, and the tilt-a-whirl. | 1.1835 | 0.04546 | 109 | 93 | 12 | 4 |
2584 | Don't worry the next charging station is only 1000 miles | 1.1833 | 0.03922 | 120 | 100 | 18 | 2 |
2585 | Kill me. | 1.1833 | 0.04264 | 120 | 102 | 14 | 4 |
2586 | I just wanted to get my kicks on this route. | 1.1833 | 0.04425 | 120 | 103 | 12 | 5 |
2587 | I think I'm off course, I was with the Republican Party. | 1.1833 | 0.04264 | 120 | 102 | 14 | 4 |
2588 | Seaside Heights. August 1987. Sound familiar? | 1.1833 | 0.04097 | 120 | 101 | 16 | 3 |
2589 | Must've been some bump you got back there to get you here, eh? | 1.1833 | 0.03739 | 120 | 99 | 20 | 1 |
2590 | I'm all the rage. | 1.1833 | 0.04264 | 120 | 102 | 14 | 4 |
2591 | Bumpy road, eh? | 1.1833 | 0.03922 | 120 | 100 | 18 | 2 |
2592 | Bumper baby. | 1.1833 | 0.04097 | 120 | 101 | 16 | 3 |
2593 | If you bump into me again, Mr. Man Child, I'm going to tell your Mommy. | 1.1833 | 0.04264 | 120 | 102 | 14 | 4 |
2594 | You should ask Elon for an upgrade! | 1.1833 | 0.04097 | 120 | 101 | 16 | 3 |
2595 | Stay outa my way or I'll squash you like a bug. | 1.1832 | 0.03877 | 131 | 110 | 18 | 3 |
2596 | Now do you believe that electric cars lack power! | 1.1831 | 0.03821 | 142 | 120 | 18 | 4 |
2597 | Hey your taillight’s out | 1.1828 | 0.04822 | 93 | 79 | 11 | 3 |
2598 | Hey buddy! This is not bumper cars out here! | 1.1827 | 0.04045 | 104 | 86 | 17 | 1 |
2599 | Can you direct me to the shiny silver road? | 1.1827 | 0.04045 | 104 | 86 | 17 | 1 |
2600 | So you practice for road rage??? | 1.1827 | 0.04687 | 104 | 89 | 11 | 4 |
2601 | Break UP, bump down. | 1.1826 | 0.04018 | 115 | 96 | 17 | 2 |
2602 | Congratulations - You are totally amd monumentally off the grid! | 1.1826 | 0.03823 | 115 | 95 | 19 | 1 |
2603 | The dog house was bad enough, but this? | 1.1826 | 0.03823 | 115 | 95 | 19 | 1 |
2604 | I was hoping we'd bump into daddy." | 1.1826 | 0.04381 | 115 | 98 | 13 | 4 |
2605 | Why is everybody riding my bumper? | 1.1826 | 0.04552 | 115 | 99 | 11 | 5 |
2606 | I told you, this is is NOT the exit to Poughkeepsie! | 1.1825 | 0.03455 | 126 | 103 | 23 | 0 |
2607 | Stop Staring! Haven't you ever seen an electric car before? | 1.1825 | 0.04125 | 126 | 107 | 15 | 4 |
2608 | What exactly do you think an electric car is? | 1.1818 | 0.04152 | 99 | 82 | 16 | 1 |
2609 | Lemme guess - you voted for Biden. | 1.1818 | 0.04066 | 121 | 102 | 16 | 3 |
2610 | My bed is empty if you'd like a ride. | 1.1818 | 0.04152 | 99 | 82 | 16 | 1 |
2611 | Dodge" George. I said to get a Dodge | 1.1818 | 0.03537 | 132 | 109 | 22 | 1 |
2612 | Another Tesla short.. | 1.1818 | 0.04622 | 99 | 84 | 12 | 3 |
2613 | Hey little fellah! Whatcha think I'm overcompensating for? | 1.1818 | 0.03521 | 121 | 99 | 22 | 0 |
2614 | Hey Babe - I'll bump you if you bump me... | 1.1818 | 0.03892 | 121 | 101 | 18 | 2 |
2615 | Which second hand car salesman sold you that electric car. | 1.1818 | 0.03892 | 121 | 101 | 18 | 2 |
2616 | I think I bought the wrong type of electric car… | 1.1818 | 0.04319 | 110 | 93 | 14 | 3 |
2617 | Fancy a jump? | 1.1818 | 0.03914 | 110 | 91 | 18 | 1 |
2618 | That's why I can't go electric. There just aren't any charging stations in the desert. But relax, you won't bump anything | 1.1818 | 0.04319 | 110 | 93 | 14 | 3 |
2619 | 1978 just called me. Jam on the left brake, incorrectly; good, now the right-a lot of gas! Then, just sit there! | 1.1818 | 0.04232 | 121 | 103 | 14 | 4 |
2620 | Please call the police. Someone’s trying to bump me off. | 1.1818 | 0.03850 | 132 | 111 | 18 | 3 |
2621 | I thought we agreed not to make the leap into electric cars until the technology improves | 1.1818 | 0.04391 | 121 | 104 | 12 | 5 |
2622 | You know that this isn't some sort of metaverse? | 1.1818 | 0.04319 | 110 | 93 | 14 | 3 |
2623 | Well, you asked me to maximize our carbon offset amends. | 1.1818 | 0.04689 | 110 | 95 | 10 | 5 |
2624 | What's up doc? Did you take a wrong turn at Albuquerque? | 1.1818 | 0.04232 | 121 | 103 | 14 | 4 |
2625 | You are right. This is not what I had in mind when Elon promised us “CyberDoge Model 3 with Full Self -Driving”. | 1.1818 | 0.03914 | 110 | 91 | 18 | 1 |
2626 | Who says electric cars aren't fun! | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2627 | In our last drag race, you nearly beat me." Mel Yoken New Bedford, Ma | 1.1818 | 0.04622 | 99 | 84 | 12 | 3 |
2628 | Need a ride, honey? | 1.1818 | 0.04319 | 110 | 93 | 14 | 3 |
2629 | Hey buddy... Are you aware of the carnage you're leaving behind you? | 1.1818 | 0.03998 | 132 | 112 | 16 | 4 |
2630 | Fear of losing your childhood memories | 1.1818 | 0.03697 | 132 | 110 | 20 | 2 |
2631 | No! As CEO I have not reached the limits of my power! | 1.1818 | 0.04121 | 110 | 92 | 16 | 2 |
2632 | My license is suspended, so when I bumped your kid's car, I panicked. | 1.1818 | 0.04319 | 110 | 93 | 14 | 3 |
2633 | I'm no expert, but I think you need a bigger capacitor. | 1.1812 | 0.03881 | 138 | 117 | 17 | 4 |
2634 | You seem to have lost your way. | 1.1811 | 0.03940 | 127 | 107 | 17 | 3 |
2635 | First one off the line gets a free Merry-Go-Round ride! | 1.1811 | 0.03940 | 127 | 107 | 17 | 3 |
2636 | Son, bumper cars are just better for the environment” | 1.1811 | 0.03778 | 127 | 106 | 19 | 2 |
2637 | If you tailgate me again, you'll find yourself bumper to bumper. | 1.1811 | 0.04095 | 127 | 108 | 15 | 4 |
2638 | You could've at least picked up a go-kart. | 1.1811 | 0.03940 | 127 | 107 | 17 | 3 |
2639 | Look at it this way. You could have loss your license and can't drive at all. | 1.1811 | 0.04095 | 127 | 108 | 15 | 4 |
2640 | So you want to play bumper cars? OK, sweetheart, let's play bumper cars! | 1.1811 | 0.03940 | 127 | 107 | 17 | 3 |
2641 | I like a man with style! | 1.1810 | 0.03591 | 116 | 95 | 21 | 0 |
2642 | It seems like these electric cars keep getting smaller and smaller. | 1.1810 | 0.04170 | 116 | 98 | 15 | 3 |
2643 | Metaverse gone wrong. | 1.1810 | 0.04346 | 116 | 99 | 13 | 4 |
2644 | Hey Buddy, we passed the carnival about two miles back, on the left! | 1.1810 | 0.03794 | 116 | 96 | 19 | 1 |
2645 | So you're one of those who think that all electric is the way to go. | 1.1810 | 0.04170 | 116 | 98 | 15 | 3 |
2646 | Get out of the Bus Lane, I'm making a left! | 1.1810 | 0.04170 | 116 | 98 | 15 | 3 |
2647 | Sure, okay buddy, I'm Suzanne Somers. But don't think for a minute you're any Harrison Ford. | 1.1810 | 0.04170 | 116 | 98 | 15 | 3 |
2648 | Yeah! But, I'll never run out of gas. | 1.1810 | 0.03986 | 116 | 97 | 17 | 2 |
2649 | Daddy’s not himself after a supper of Deep-Fried Oreos and funnel cake. | 1.1810 | 0.03986 | 116 | 97 | 17 | 2 |
2650 | All you have to do is work hard and you can win. | 1.1810 | 0.03986 | 116 | 97 | 17 | 2 |
2651 | I guess I must have taken a wrong turning somewhere!!! | 1.1810 | 0.04515 | 116 | 100 | 11 | 5 |
2652 | Male privilege be damned; no passing on the right | 1.1810 | 0.04232 | 105 | 88 | 15 | 2 |
2653 | Yes, honey, that is what a net zero looks like. | 1.1810 | 0.04010 | 105 | 87 | 17 | 1 |
2654 | On your marks, get set..... | 1.1810 | 0.04232 | 105 | 88 | 15 | 2 |
2655 | The auto dealers are all still out of stock. | 1.1810 | 0.04444 | 105 | 89 | 13 | 3 |
2656 | It may not have 4X4 wheel drive but it’s still cooler than a Prius. | 1.1810 | 0.04232 | 105 | 88 | 15 | 2 |
2657 | Right—you think I’m a woman just like you think that’s a car! | 1.1810 | 0.04444 | 105 | 89 | 13 | 3 |
2658 | You wouldn’t happen to be the State Fair bandit? | 1.1810 | 0.04645 | 105 | 90 | 11 | 4 |
2659 | Look, I don't want any trouble, but I have a water gun in the back and I have already blown up three clown balloons this morning. Just let me in the lane; don't be another victim. | 1.1809 | 0.04528 | 94 | 79 | 13 | 2 |
2660 | No, I'm not gonna drag race you! | 1.1809 | 0.04528 | 94 | 79 | 13 | 2 |
2661 | It is not a mid life crisis,but minimalism at its best. | 1.1803 | 0.04035 | 122 | 103 | 16 | 3 |
2662 | We shall not be replaced | 1.1803 | 0.04035 | 122 | 103 | 16 | 3 |
2663 | I’ve a feeling you’re not in Kansas anymore. | 1.1803 | 0.03863 | 122 | 102 | 18 | 2 |
2664 | Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.1802 | 0.04283 | 111 | 94 | 14 | 3 |
2665 | Say goodbye to your cheating Daddy, Junior. Mommy is a badass divorce attorney. | 1.1802 | 0.04283 | 111 | 94 | 14 | 3 |
2666 | The compact electric cars aren’t as roomy as I hoped. | 1.1800 | 0.04579 | 100 | 85 | 12 | 3 |
2667 | Your father really needs to give up restoring old EVs | 1.1800 | 0.03861 | 100 | 82 | 18 | 0 |
2668 | And don't come home anymore! | 1.1800 | 0.04353 | 100 | 84 | 14 | 2 |
2669 | Wow! Nice “bumper crop” of European sports cars! | 1.1799 | 0.03717 | 139 | 117 | 19 | 3 |
2670 | Your bumper sticker offends me! | 1.1799 | 0.03717 | 139 | 117 | 19 | 3 |
2671 | Watch out, things are gonna get bumpy. | 1.1799 | 0.03574 | 139 | 116 | 21 | 2 |
2672 | Mister, I think you took a wrong turn at Albuquerque. | 1.1797 | 0.03911 | 128 | 108 | 17 | 3 |
2673 | You must stop bumping into me! | 1.1797 | 0.03751 | 128 | 107 | 19 | 2 |
2674 | You were right mom, electric cars are revolting. | 1.1797 | 0.03583 | 128 | 106 | 21 | 1 |
2675 | I told you when we got married that size matters.” Bob Murphy Naperville, I | 1.1795 | 0.04312 | 117 | 100 | 13 | 4 |
2676 | Don't scratch it! It's a vintage '93 bumper car. | 1.1795 | 0.03955 | 117 | 98 | 17 | 2 |
2677 | What happened to the outlaw biker I married? | 1.1795 | 0.04312 | 117 | 100 | 13 | 4 |
2678 | You call that an EV! Eat my sparks! | 1.1795 | 0.03955 | 117 | 98 | 17 | 2 |
2679 | Oh yeah? Well my carbon footprint is smaller than yours! | 1.1795 | 0.03764 | 117 | 97 | 19 | 1 |
2680 | Where's your grid old-timer? | 1.1795 | 0.03764 | 117 | 97 | 19 | 1 |
2681 | At least I have good crash insurance | 1.1795 | 0.04137 | 117 | 99 | 15 | 3 |
2682 | Our records show your extended warranty is about to expire. | 1.1795 | 0.04479 | 117 | 101 | 11 | 5 |
2683 | How far to the Amusement Park? | 1.1795 | 0.04137 | 117 | 99 | 15 | 3 |
2684 | Hey, life's a carnival! | 1.1795 | 0.03955 | 117 | 98 | 17 | 2 |
2685 | Sure I believe the Aliens pranked you, mister, | 1.1792 | 0.03976 | 106 | 88 | 17 | 1 |
2686 | A hookup would be nice, but right now I’m looking for a more sustained connection. | 1.1792 | 0.04405 | 106 | 90 | 13 | 3 |
2687 | I thought I'd like the fast lane. What did I know? | 1.1792 | 0.04196 | 106 | 89 | 15 | 2 |
2688 | Yes, I could use a lift, thanks — back to the electric car dealership. | 1.1792 | 0.03976 | 106 | 88 | 17 | 1 |
2689 | Please don’t bump me. I have bad insurance… | 1.1792 | 0.04196 | 106 | 89 | 15 | 2 |
2690 | That, son, is the first ever electric car. | 1.1792 | 0.04405 | 106 | 90 | 13 | 3 |
2691 | That was the least amusing pick-up line I've heard in a long time. | 1.1791 | 0.03943 | 134 | 114 | 16 | 4 |
2692 | How's the fuel economy on that? | 1.1791 | 0.03647 | 134 | 112 | 20 | 2 |
2693 | If it isn't my husband, the Dale Earnhardt of accountants. | 1.1789 | 0.04484 | 95 | 80 | 13 | 2 |
2694 | it is an electric car | 1.1789 | 0.04227 | 95 | 79 | 15 | 1 |
2695 | Would you like me to take you to a amusement park somewhere? | 1.1789 | 0.03954 | 95 | 78 | 17 | 0 |
2696 | I think I need help getting back to D.C. | 1.1789 | 0.04005 | 123 | 104 | 16 | 3 |
2697 | Not so tough now, are ya? | 1.1789 | 0.04168 | 123 | 105 | 14 | 4 |
2698 | Get that thing off the road before I bump it into a ditch. | 1.1789 | 0.04005 | 123 | 104 | 16 | 3 |
2699 | Just wait til' my AI kicks in! | 1.1789 | 0.04005 | 123 | 104 | 16 | 3 |
2700 | So, EVs are safe are they? | 1.1789 | 0.04005 | 123 | 104 | 16 | 3 |
2701 | You break it, you ride it. | 1.1789 | 0.04168 | 123 | 105 | 14 | 4 |
2702 | Thanks for your efforts in reducing carbon emissions. | 1.1789 | 0.04325 | 123 | 106 | 12 | 5 |
2703 | Laura! Wait! I did not mean to bump into you so hard! Please come back; it won't happen again, I will change! | 1.1786 | 0.04054 | 112 | 94 | 16 | 2 |
2704 | Hey mail lady! How far can you go on a charge? | 1.1786 | 0.04433 | 112 | 96 | 12 | 4 |
2705 | Who farted? | 1.1786 | 0.04433 | 112 | 96 | 12 | 4 |
2706 | Arthur was known for his cherished hobbies of visiting amusement parks and taking his car for afternoon highway joyrides. Suffice it to say that the two mixed poorly. | 1.1786 | 0.04247 | 112 | 95 | 14 | 3 |
2707 | Awww, lookie who is unhooked, running on his own, and ready to play bumper car. | 1.1786 | 0.04054 | 112 | 94 | 16 | 2 |
2708 | We seem to have very different definitions of a ‘fair race’! | 1.1786 | 0.04247 | 112 | 95 | 14 | 3 |
2709 | So seriously, tell me how this Road Rage thing is supposed to work. | 1.1786 | 0.04247 | 112 | 95 | 14 | 3 |
2710 | It that a retro version of an EV! | 1.1783 | 0.03724 | 129 | 108 | 19 | 2 |
2711 | Get out of the way, Shorty. | 1.1783 | 0.04184 | 129 | 111 | 13 | 5 |
2712 | Black Trucks matter | 1.1783 | 0.04184 | 129 | 111 | 13 | 5 |
2713 | Your dog might snicker, but I can do a tighter 360-degree turn than you can. | 1.1782 | 0.04313 | 101 | 85 | 14 | 2 |
2714 | Yes, Ken, my divorce lawyer was a bit pricey but I think she was worth it. | 1.1782 | 0.04077 | 101 | 84 | 16 | 1 |
2715 | I feel like reducing my carbon footprint hasn't seemed to make any real difference. It sure has reduced my self-esteem though... | 1.1782 | 0.04954 | 101 | 88 | 8 | 5 |
2716 | Why can’t that big mama stay in her lane | 1.1782 | 0.04537 | 101 | 86 | 12 | 3 |
2717 | The CEO said it was self-driving, but I don't think the design team agreed. | 1.1780 | 0.03735 | 118 | 98 | 19 | 1 |
2718 | Hey sweety, wanna go for a ride ? | 1.1780 | 0.04105 | 118 | 100 | 15 | 3 |
2719 | Your antique all-electric vehicle is no match for my gas guzzler! Wanna race? | 1.1780 | 0.04444 | 118 | 102 | 11 | 5 |
2720 | Why so sad! Electric is not the best any more? | 1.1780 | 0.03924 | 118 | 99 | 17 | 2 |
2721 | Of all the times to run out of power! | 1.1780 | 0.03735 | 118 | 98 | 19 | 1 |
2722 | What did you think you were getting by paying $500 for an electric car? | 1.1778 | 0.04350 | 90 | 75 | 14 | 1 |
2723 | Wait, is that truly an EV pick-up truck? Otherwise, you’re disqualified!! | 1.1778 | 0.03466 | 135 | 112 | 22 | 1 |
2724 | You have a flat head! | 1.1776 | 0.04564 | 107 | 92 | 11 | 4 |
2725 | Cindy, shows off her new pickup on H1 this morning on her way to work. Her boss ends up at the same stop light - she won't be the late one today. | 1.1776 | 0.03942 | 107 | 89 | 17 | 1 |
2726 | The wife has the Sherman tank. | 1.1776 | 0.04160 | 107 | 90 | 15 | 2 |
2727 | The Ice Age is coming THIS week or next! | 1.1776 | 0.04160 | 107 | 90 | 15 | 2 |
2728 | Kid, tell your mom I'm just trying to get to work. | 1.1774 | 0.03975 | 124 | 105 | 16 | 3 |
2729 | Last time I swiped right on a monster truck he turned out to be a serial killer. | 1.1774 | 0.04136 | 124 | 106 | 14 | 4 |
2730 | Hey buddy, how much do you want for your vintage electric vehichle? | 1.1773 | 0.04062 | 141 | 122 | 13 | 6 |
2731 | I admire you unicorn drivers. | 1.1771 | 0.04441 | 96 | 81 | 13 | 2 |
2732 | I don't know, I would have gone with a Tesla. | 1.1771 | 0.03917 | 96 | 79 | 17 | 0 |
2733 | Road rage used to be so fun. | 1.1770 | 0.04396 | 113 | 97 | 12 | 4 |
2734 | Tell your father that I'm wondering how big a bump that thing can take? | 1.1770 | 0.04213 | 113 | 96 | 14 | 3 |
2735 | So, no lug nuts on that speedster? | 1.1770 | 0.04213 | 113 | 96 | 14 | 3 |
2736 | This that new battery vehicle they keep on raving about? | 1.1770 | 0.04021 | 113 | 95 | 16 | 2 |
2737 | Go down about two miles and make a left onto Kramer Lane. Then you can't miss seeing the carnival. | 1.1770 | 0.03606 | 113 | 93 | 20 | 0 |
2738 | Those electric vehicles sure are sporty!! | 1.1770 | 0.04213 | 113 | 96 | 14 | 3 |
2739 | Uh-oh. She knows I'm under compensating. | 1.1770 | 0.04396 | 113 | 97 | 12 | 4 |
2740 | You wanna play bumper cars, huh? | 1.1770 | 0.03606 | 113 | 93 | 20 | 0 |
2741 | I'd give your truck a jump but my batteries are low! | 1.1770 | 0.03606 | 113 | 93 | 20 | 0 |
2742 | Yeah I may get a ticket but it’s 5 tickets per ride. | 1.1769 | 0.03698 | 130 | 109 | 19 | 2 |
2743 | Hey Pops, you wanna play a little Boomer Bumper? | 1.1769 | 0.03856 | 130 | 110 | 17 | 3 |
2744 | I was interested until that kid popped up. | 1.1769 | 0.03440 | 147 | 123 | 22 | 2 |
2745 | So, how's the new electric car workin' for ya? | 1.1765 | 0.03894 | 119 | 100 | 17 | 2 |
2746 | See,Billy,you can look cool while being prepared for a crash. | 1.1765 | 0.03746 | 136 | 115 | 18 | 3 |
2747 | Get off the road you schmuck. | 1.1765 | 0.04409 | 119 | 103 | 11 | 5 |
2748 | Mind if I get in front of you so I can make a left? | 1.1765 | 0.04041 | 102 | 85 | 16 | 1 |
2749 | Yup, Bumper Cars... | 1.1765 | 0.04244 | 119 | 102 | 13 | 4 |
2750 | Your father thought PEV meant puny electric vehicle. | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2751 | What year Tesla is that? | 1.1765 | 0.03894 | 119 | 100 | 17 | 2 |
2752 | Where's the wheels, huh? | 1.1765 | 0.04244 | 119 | 102 | 13 | 4 |
2753 | Oooh, I want to play! | 1.1765 | 0.04244 | 119 | 102 | 13 | 4 |
2754 | They don't make Dodge Rams like that anymore. | 1.1765 | 0.03509 | 119 | 98 | 21 | 0 |
2755 | EVs are for losers. Man up! | 1.1765 | 0.04909 | 102 | 89 | 8 | 5 |
2756 | Baby, it was a one-time bump. | 1.1765 | 0.03707 | 119 | 99 | 19 | 1 |
2757 | It‘s an Electric Vehicle. | 1.1765 | 0.03509 | 119 | 98 | 21 | 0 |
2758 | The next time you want to bump me off, try a gun! | 1.1761 | 0.03645 | 142 | 120 | 19 | 3 |
2759 | So that qualifies as a 'monster truck' ?" | 1.1760 | 0.03945 | 125 | 106 | 16 | 3 |
2760 | Who’s the Bozo now? | 1.1760 | 0.03604 | 125 | 104 | 20 | 1 |
2761 | Move over electric poke | 1.1760 | 0.03778 | 125 | 105 | 18 | 2 |
2762 | I think you missed you turn. | 1.1760 | 0.03778 | 125 | 105 | 18 | 2 |
2763 | No, it's a Tersla. | 1.1759 | 0.04525 | 108 | 93 | 11 | 4 |
2764 | Care to race, big boy? | 1.1759 | 0.04124 | 108 | 91 | 15 | 2 |
2765 | No, I don’t need a helmet. Anybody bumps into me, this little baby can take the hit. | 1.1759 | 0.04124 | 108 | 91 | 15 | 2 |
2766 | Because I can! | 1.1759 | 0.04329 | 108 | 92 | 13 | 3 |
2767 | Care for a bump, honey? | 1.1759 | 0.03909 | 108 | 90 | 17 | 1 |
2768 | Your profile is real: you own a panoramic roof car! | 1.1759 | 0.04124 | 108 | 91 | 15 | 2 |
2769 | Hey! You need to know the rules of these roads in these parts. | 1.1758 | 0.0 |